The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #140 - Brendon Walsh (Part 1)

In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast, the boys talk about the weirdest dreams they've ever had, and why they think it's not a placebo effect. They also talk about some other weird things that have happened to them in their sleep, including a dream about a sex toy, a lucid dream, and a dream where they were 69ed by a werewolf and a big, brown, werewolf-like creature. Also, they talk about a new drug that they've been taking, and how it's making them do crazy things in their dreams. Joe also talks about the most vivid dream he's ever had and why he thinks it's a good thing he's never had one before. The episode is brought to you by The Fleshlight. If you go to TheFleshlight.net and click on the link for the code ROGAN, and enter in the code "ROGAN" you will get 15% off the number 1 sex toy for men. That's right, you beat off into it. You're getting 15% of the most popular sex toy on the market, the Fleshlight! That's $15 and you don't even have to be 21 to get a discount! You can get the deal by clicking on the code name "Rogan" at checkout and redeem your discount code at checkout, and you'll be entered to receive 15% all day! You can't ask for more than $5 and you're getting $5 off the most awesome sex toy ever! You'll get 10% off your first month of the year, plus free shipping, plus an additional $5 when you buy a copy of the book called "Joe Rogan's new book, "The Real Goodie Box" and get an extra $10 off the next month, and they'll give you an ad discount when you sign up for the deal starts shipping that starts shipping in the next week. You won't have to pay $5, you'll get $10,000 in the first month! The deal starts on the second month and shipping starts on January 1st, so don't miss it! It'll be shipping on the day of the podcast! Subscribe to the podcast and get the book "The Joe Rogans Experience Podcast! and get 20% off for the rest of the month, they'll get an ad-free version of the pod, plus I'll get a FREE shipping address and an ad on the podcast, too!

00:00:00.000 The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight.

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00:00:19.000 That's right. 0.84

00:00:20.000 You beat off into it.

00:00:22.000 Brandon Walsh was scared of it.

00:00:23.000 I offered it to you.

00:00:24.000 I'm not scared of it.

00:00:25.000 I'm not scared of it.

00:00:25.000 I had to think about it.

00:00:26.000 I was like, I don't know, man.

00:00:28.000 Well, I might not be within my best interest to introduce to my life. 0.99

00:00:33.000 Yeah, you know, I don't need to get any more into, like, fucking jerking off than I am already. 0.99

00:00:38.000 Like, it's a fucking waste of time. 0.99

00:00:40.000 You know what's funny, too? 0.99

00:00:41.000 I had a dream last night that, like, I had a dream about, like, I was going to get a flashlight.

00:00:47.000 Like, I decided I was going to do it.

00:00:48.000 Yeah.

00:00:49.000 And you just called me today about this.

00:00:51.000 That you were going to buy it? 1.00

00:00:53.000 Well, it was like, I wanted to fuck a rubber pussy in my dream. 1.00

00:00:56.000 Like, it was just a weird dream. 1.00

00:00:59.000 Just specifically? 0.98

00:01:01.000 That dream about a sex toy? 1.00

00:01:04.000 Yeah, I mean, it wasn't about, like, yeah, my friend was in it, and he had, like, this fucking thing that was, like, sucking his dick that looked pretty complicated. 1.00

00:01:15.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

00:01:15.000 It was a weird dream. 1.00

00:01:17.000 It was pretty complicated, like a mechanical thing?

00:01:19.000 Yeah.

00:01:19.000 Yeah, like it was a two-part, like it had like a, almost like a little gas tank, you know, like that you would use for like helium balloons.

00:01:27.000 Like it was a fucking weird contraption. 0.99

00:01:29.000 What the fuck did you eat before you went to bed, before you had this dream? 1.00

00:01:32.000 I ate pinkberry last night. 1.00

00:01:34.000 Was that, you think that was it?

00:01:36.000 I don't know, does food really give you weird dreams?

00:01:38.000 Yeah, did you put kiwi on there?

00:01:40.000 Yeah, I think it does.

00:01:40.000 I put mochi, I mean I usually don't eat late at night and I never, like last time I ate pinkberry was probably like four months ago maybe?

00:01:48.000 Well, we know that certain compounds in food definitely affect, like melatonin definitely affects the way you dream.

00:01:55.000 A lot of people say these alpha brain pills that we've been saying, they definitely affect the way you dream.

00:02:00.000 I've just been hearing about that.

00:02:02.000 Trussell told me.

00:02:02.000 I'll give you a bottle.

00:02:03.000 Tell me what you think. 0.99

00:02:04.000 If you think they suck, please tell me. 0.97

00:02:06.000 I don't want to believe it's just a placebo effect. 0.95

00:02:11.000 I don't want to believe it's just a placebo effect because of the dreams. 0.97

00:02:14.000 The number one reason why I'm pretty convinced it's not a placebo effect is because I have these fucking weird dreams, man.

00:02:22.000 They're like super potent dreams where a lot of times during them I'm aware that I'm in a dream, but the dream is so strong. 0.92

00:02:30.000 There's like no getting out of it.

00:02:32.000 It's like I'm aware.

00:02:33.000 Like, whoa, this is just a dream, right?

00:02:34.000 Yep, this is just a dream.

00:02:36.000 Let's keep going.

00:02:37.000 Did you ever have a lucid dream before?

00:02:39.000 Not like this.

00:02:41.000 I've never had any.

00:02:42.000 I've had moments, but I've always, in the middle of the moment, freaked out and realized, oh my god, I am flying.

00:02:48.000 I'm controlling my flying.

00:02:50.000 This is amazing.

00:02:51.000 Yeah, but it felt so fucking real right before I woke up.

00:02:54.000 But I was only able to hold on to it slippery for a few seconds.

00:02:59.000 Hmm. 0.99

00:02:59.000 Since taking these fucking pills, I hold onto it for like a half an hour sometimes. 0.99

00:03:03.000 And you do crazy shit? 1.00

00:03:04.000 Oh my god! 1.00

00:03:06.000 You murder people?

00:03:07.000 I've talked about this already. 1.00

00:03:08.000 Is it like the guy when you're playing Grand Theft Auto when you get the baseball bat and just walk around and beat the shit out of people?

00:03:14.000 You don't even play the game?

00:03:15.000 No, mine was super bizarre, and I've told the story, so in the interest of brevity, it was a werewolf and a gorilla were 69ing each other in my dream.

00:03:24.000 It was a big... 0.99

00:03:25.000 Big fucking brown werewolf and a big gray gorilla. 0.99

00:03:30.000 And they were 69 each other. 0.99

00:03:32.000 And I was trying to walk really quietly because I didn't want them to wake up.

00:03:38.000 I didn't want them to come after me.

00:03:39.000 It was so vivid. 0.99

00:03:41.000 It was the most ridiculous fucking vivid dream I've ever had. 0.99

00:03:44.000 I can remember the texture on the wall. 0.99

00:03:47.000 I can remember what the table looked like where they were 69 each other.

00:03:51.000 I had the worst Joe Rogan dream the other day.

00:03:56.000 Me?

00:03:56.000 I was in it?

00:03:57.000 Yeah, it was all about you. 1.00

00:03:58.000 He was getting raped by a mummy? 1.00

00:04:00.000 No, it was worse. 0.99

00:04:02.000 I did Alpha Brain and it was very creepy.

00:04:05.000 I almost don't even want to say it.

00:04:07.000 But I woke up and I told my girlfriend... 1.00

00:04:09.000 Shouldn't that be some gay shit, son? 1.00

00:04:10.000 I woke up... 1.00

00:04:10.000 This is no time to divulge anything. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Sometimes it's best to keep your secrets, boy.

00:04:15.000 Yeah, does that mean I'm...

00:04:16.000 Alright, so what happens?

00:04:17.000 You had a fighter on?

00:04:19.000 We were doing a podcast and we had a fighter on.

00:04:22.000 And then he leaned over and kissed you.

00:04:24.000 And I'm like, whoa, did that just happen?

00:04:26.000 And I'm like, Joe, the camera's on right now.

00:04:28.000 And he goes, oh, well, I guess there's nothing to say then.

00:04:32.000 Or something like that.

00:04:32.000 What?

00:04:33.000 Really intense.

00:04:34.000 Oh, my God.

00:04:35.000 An intense kiss between a man and a man.

00:04:38.000 It was like a fighter, too.

00:04:39.000 I think it was like GSP or something.

00:04:41.000 That is so weird.

00:04:42.000 Yeah, you've got a very weird way of looking at men, Brian.

00:04:46.000 I was creeped out by it, though.

00:04:48.000 It was really creepy.

00:04:49.000 Yeah, me too. 0.99

00:04:50.000 I'm creeped out by the fact that you fucking thought that. 1.00

00:04:54.000 Fucking weirdo, man. 1.00

00:04:56.000 And then it was like, the whole camera thing, it was like, you got really mad after the show about the camera being on, and it I was like, you ruined me! 1.00

00:05:05.000 Wow, I ruined you.

00:05:06.000 I'm kissing dudes and I'm worried about you taking pictures of me. 0.65

00:05:09.000 You were holding the guy's hand the whole time.

00:05:11.000 Oh my goodness.

00:05:13.000 God, Brian.

00:05:14.000 Is this a regular flashlight?

00:05:16.000 No, no, no.

00:05:16.000 That's a real flashlight.

00:05:19.000 John Hefron has the best flashlight, fleshlight joke.

00:05:21.000 He says we should make a fleshlight that's also a flashlight.

00:05:25.000 Yeah.

00:05:25.000 Because you never know where your flashlight is, but you always know where your flashlight is.

00:05:28.000 Ah.

00:05:29.000 So true, right?

00:05:30.000 That's true. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Hefron, you fucking genius, you! 1.00

00:05:33.000 You see, that's... 1.00

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 22, 2011

Joe Rogan Experience #140 - Brendon Walsh (Part 1)

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