The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

00:00:01.000 So you were asking.

00:00:03.000 Yeah.

00:00:05.000 By the time I came around, Missy Shore was already in an advanced stage. 1.00

00:00:11.000 She was older, and she had some health issues, and so she wasn't banging comics at that point.

00:00:17.000 But there was a time.

00:00:18.000 There was a time when she was the boss woman, and she would grab comedians. 0.70

00:00:25.000 And Jimmy Schubert talked about it.

00:00:27.000 He was like 21 years old, wanted to be a comic.

00:00:29.000 All of a sudden, he's banging Mitzi Shore, like, yikes!

00:00:32.000 Do we know anybody...

00:00:34.000 Famous, famous?

00:00:35.000 I don't know.

00:00:36.000 I don't know who's talking about it.

00:00:37.000 I know Jimmy talked about it in Argus.

00:00:39.000 Robin Williams.

00:00:40.000 Argus talked about it.

00:00:40.000 I have no idea.

00:00:42.000 But it's a part of, the reason why I'm saying it is because it's a part of the Comedy Store documentary that they're putting out.

00:00:46.000 I mean, she is a joint. 1.00

00:00:47.000 She was an animal. 0.66

00:00:48.000 Yeah.

00:00:49.000 She's a pretty girl.

00:00:50.000 She also was the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians.

00:00:56.000 By running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have this crazy creative environment.

00:01:03.000 That's where Kinison erupted from.

00:01:05.000 That's where Richard Pryor used to work out there and Bill Hicks started there.

00:01:09.000 So many people were there in their early days.

00:01:12.000 Why do you think that it could flourish that way?

00:01:15.000 Because of her.

00:01:16.000 But how did it make money?

00:01:18.000 Did she have money?

00:01:20.000 Well, there was a lot of great comedy, right?

00:01:23.000 So you've got to think, you've got Richard Pryor there, you've got David Letterman there, you've got Tim Thomas.

00:01:29.000 There was a giant cast of great comedy that came out of that club.

00:01:35.000 And it was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood.

00:01:40.000 So there's money to be made there.

00:01:42.000 Yeah.

00:01:42.000 And that was the roaring days of the 80s where it was packed all the time.

00:01:46.000 And then there was like a drop off.

00:01:47.000 But now it's when we get to open again, it'll be packed again.

00:01:51.000 Yeah.

00:01:51.000 It's like before the pandemic, it was probably the best it's ever been doing.

00:01:55.000 Yeah.

00:01:56.000 I mean, I would go in there and it was insane.

00:01:58.000 All three rooms packed.

00:02:00.000 I mean, just comics everywhere.

00:02:02.000 The vibe was right.

00:02:03.000 It's a real shame.

00:02:06.000 Yeah.

00:02:06.000 It's a real shame.

00:02:07.000 It is a real shame, but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months.

00:02:14.000 Yeah.

00:02:14.000 And now, we were just talking about it before, like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people that come into them are less sick than they ever were before.

00:02:23.000 Yeah.

00:02:24.000 In Italy, rather, they're saying there's such a small amount of virus, it's almost undetectable.

00:02:30.000 Yeah.

00:02:31.000 It's run through the country.

00:02:32.000 Yeah.

00:02:32.000 It's hot out.

00:02:33.000 Yeah.

00:02:34.000 You think that's all it was?

00:02:35.000 So Trump was right.

00:02:36.000 Trump said it was going to go away without any cure.

00:02:39.000 And then it did.

00:02:41.000 It would, but it would have killed more people.

00:02:43.000 I don't know how many more people, though.

00:02:45.000 I don't know if there could have been a better strategy.

00:02:47.000 I don't know, dude.

00:02:48.000 The problem is we're Monday morning quarterbacking.

00:02:52.000 Yeah, it's like after the fact, we're going, oh, this is what we should have done.

00:02:55.000 Bro, I thought we were all going to die.

00:02:56.000 Yeah.

00:02:57.000 I didn't think we were going to die, but like...

00:02:59.000 I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit.

00:03:02.000 I made a few phone calls to friends.

00:03:03.000 I was like, you know, go stock your fridges.

00:03:05.000 We might be in the crib for a little bit.

00:03:06.000 The only thing that helped me was Idris Elba.

00:03:08.000 Why would he say?

00:03:09.000 Because he got it and he was fine.

00:03:10.000 Yeah.

00:03:10.000 I was like, look at Idris.

00:03:12.000 Yeah.

00:03:12.000 Do you think they really got it?

00:03:14.000 Yes, I do.

00:03:15.000 You don't think it's weird that the second it pops off, Tom Hanks is like, I got it?

00:03:18.000 Well, the whole crew got it.

00:03:20.000 A lot of people were hospitalized.

00:03:21.000 It was in Australia.

00:03:22.000 There was a breakout in that area.

00:03:24.000 Because that's what I would do if I wanted people to be afraid.

00:03:26.000 I'd be like, who's the most famous guy?

00:03:28.000 He got it.

00:03:29.000 Oh, you're going deep conspiracy on me.

00:03:30.000 I'm just saying, wouldn't you do that?

00:03:32.000 We haven't even smoked any weed yet.

00:03:34.000 Maybe at the end, but once I smoke, it's over.

00:03:37.000 I just want to let you know.

00:03:38.000 What happens?

00:03:40.000 I'll fall apart.

00:03:42.000 I'll start doing like...

00:03:43.000 I'll start doing beatboxing maybe.

00:03:46.000 It just gets really bad.

00:03:47.000 It gets horrible. 1.00

00:03:48.000 If we wanted to point to a conspiracy, I would say you would kill Tom Hanks. 0.96

00:03:53.000 I wouldn't say you let him walk away free. 1.00

00:03:55.000 Because he gets it and he kicks it.

00:03:58.000 Because then we're terrified.

00:04:00.000 Yeah.

00:04:00.000 I'm not scared if Tom Hanks can kick it.

00:04:02.000 If Tom Hanks can kick it, I can kick it for sure. 0.76

00:04:04.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:04:05.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:04:06.000 It was interesting.

00:04:06.000 It was like only famous people got it initially.

00:04:10.000 It was like the new blue check.

00:04:14.000 That's what we were calling it.

00:04:15.000 Because I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it.

00:04:20.000 But all these athletes had it.

00:04:21.000 Every basketball team, a few people had it.

00:04:24.000 All these actors had it. 0.99

00:04:26.000 Yeah, I was just like, how the fuck are they getting it? 0.96

00:04:28.000 See, the athlete thing was like, okay, well these are super athletes and they don't have any form. 0.99

00:04:34.000 You know what it was.

00:04:35.000 What? 0.99

00:04:35.000 They were flying bitches in, bro. 0.99

00:04:37.000 You know what it was. 0.99

00:04:38.000 Dare you.

00:04:39.000 Come on.

00:04:39.000 Dare you.

00:04:40.000 Come on, dude.

00:04:41.000 I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain.

00:04:48.000 We can all use any fountain now, okay?

00:04:51.000 Cut the clip.

00:04:52.000 Send it to CNN. I got a fountain with a disease.

00:04:58.000 How many clips are we going to give CNN this episode alone?

00:05:02.000 How many problematic clips?

00:05:04.000 Let's talk about them.

00:05:07.000 Let's talk about them.

00:05:08.000 I feel like the athlete thing was like, okay, they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms.

00:05:13.000 Right.

00:05:14.000 But we're not super athletes.

00:05:15.000 Okay.

00:05:15.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 But then Idris Elba is just a really good in-shape actor.

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:19.000 Well, he seems okay.

00:05:20.000 Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape.

00:05:24.000 Yeah.

00:05:24.000 And he got through it.

00:05:25.000 Yeah.

00:05:26.000 And then you find out the flu numbers.

00:05:29.000 But it's not the flu, okay?

00:05:30.000 Okay, it's not the flu.

00:05:31.000 Yeah.

00:05:32.000 Okay, it's not the flu.

00:05:32.000 Yeah.

00:05:34.000 Science is the new religion, bro.

00:05:35.000 Well, the thing is.

00:05:37.000 Think about it, though.

00:05:38.000 No, but it's Monday, Monday.

00:05:39.000 I really believe this.

00:05:40.000 I really believe it's Monday morning.

00:05:42.000 I know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but think about the way religion operated in the past, right?

00:05:47.000 The second you said anything against the church, they shame you, they ostracize you. 1.00

00:05:51.000 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

00:05:52.000 How could you say these things? 1.00

00:05:53.000 They put you in your little box over there.

00:05:54.000 You get excommunicated.

00:05:55.000 Any of us who are like, you sure it really kills everyone?

00:05:58.000 Right.

00:05:59.000 Like, are you sure?

00:06:00.000 Are you sure it's that contagious?

00:06:01.000 Can't say that. 1.00

00:06:01.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:06:02.000 What the fuck is wrong? 1.00

00:06:02.000 Fauci, come out of the keyboard elf house. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Tell them what's going on.

00:06:06.000 They just rail at you nonstop.

00:06:08.000 Yeah.

00:06:08.000 And the second you say a single thing, you were, what did they label you as?

00:06:12.000 I think Amazon even took down a book.

00:06:14.000 A heretic. 0.65

00:06:15.000 A heretic, right? 0.99

00:06:16.000 Yeah, wasn't it?

00:06:16.000 Is that what the term is?

00:06:18.000 I think you were blasphemy or something. 0.61

00:06:20.000 Blasphemy for sure.

00:06:23.000 All of a sudden, this information starts to come out where it's like, okay, it's not that bad.

00:06:26.000 The curve is kind of flattening. 0.97

00:06:28.000 Now the shit comes out today that was, it basically said if you're asymptomatic, you can't transfer it as easily as they thought. 0.98

00:06:34.000 It's almost impossible. 0.99

00:06:35.000 Right, so all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers, they're not going to do that.

00:06:39.000 That was the only reason why stores are shut down.

00:06:41.000 The only reason why comedy clubs shut down, restaurants, because if you're asymptomatic, you pass on. 1.00

00:06:45.000 Now we know you're not. 1.00

00:06:46.000 If you have a cough, if you're sneezing, if you've got the flu, stay the fuck home. 1.00

00:06:48.000 That's it. 0.99

00:06:49.000 Crank it open.

00:06:50.000 Let's go.

00:06:50.000 Crank it open.

00:06:51.000 Yeah, meanwhile you have to wait.

00:06:52.000 No, New Jersey just said they want another month.

00:06:55.000 So this is where we get into like the...

00:06:57.000 I'm on my mind.

00:06:59.000 But you don't think this is just people trying to get re-elected?

00:07:02.000 Um, it could be.

00:07:03.000 But it could be people who are scared of people dying on their watch.

00:07:06.000 Because now it's not the economy that gets re-elected, it's people dying on your watch.

00:07:10.000 Well, if someone comes along and says the reason why X amount of people died, it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month.

00:07:22.000 Right.

00:07:23.000 So, I think it's that.

00:07:24.000 It's also, a lot of these people are not healthy people.

00:07:27.000 I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy, and they're terrified of this virus.

00:07:31.000 And I would try to tell them, well, hey, let's look at the actual statistics.

00:07:35.000 The actual statistics are, it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch, but as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body, you have an adequate...

00:07:45.000 Sufficient levels of vitamin D, zinc, you take care of yourself, get in the sauna, drink a lot of water, don't get fucked up every night, don't eat sugar all day.

00:07:54.000 Like, you're probably gonna be okay, and maybe what's devastating, even more so, is how many suicides we had.

00:08:02.000 How many people died because of the depression.

00:08:05.000 Yo, did you hear that stat that, like, corona actually saved lives?

00:08:09.000 Because people weren't driving, so they didn't get in car accidents.

00:08:12.000 Oh, that's true.

00:08:13.000 In a weird way, way less people.

00:08:15.000 It saved car accident deaths.

00:08:17.000 Car accident deaths.

00:08:18.000 What else was there?

00:08:19.000 I mean, there was a lot more domestic violence, but...

00:08:21.000 A lot more child abuse, too.

00:08:23.000 Really?

00:08:24.000 Yeah, a lot of child abuse, a lot of domestic violence. 1.00

00:08:26.000 And then what's really scary is the fucking suicides. 0.99

00:08:28.000 Because people who are already barely hanging on, but might have pulled through if they had a good job, had a way to make a living. 0.99

00:08:34.000 Now they're broke, and they have to beg for money, and they get one $1,200 check if they even got it.

00:08:40.000 Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money.

00:08:43.000 How?

00:08:43.000 All these comics that were like, they're barely, they were like middling on the road or they were barely doing it.

00:08:48.000 They get the $1,200 stimmy check.

00:08:50.000 They get furloughed from their job.

00:08:52.000 So I think you get like 600 bucks or something a month or a week or something when you're furloughed.

00:08:57.000 They're making like a grand a week.

00:08:58.000 Like everybody had money. 0.99

00:09:00.000 Dude, this is the crazy shit about everything. 0.99

00:09:03.000 The stock market hasn't budged. 0.99

00:09:05.000 Well, that's how you know the stock market's fake.

00:09:07.000 Or, this is fake!

00:09:09.000 They price out everything, Joe.

00:09:11.000 They price out everything.

00:09:12.000 The Super Bowl, they price it out.

00:09:14.000 They price out the, what is it, the other thing we were just saying?

00:09:16.000 The pandemic, they price out, right?

00:09:17.000 And it dipped down.

00:09:18.000 The protests right now, they priced out.

00:09:20.000 They priced out the protests?

00:09:21.000 They're MIT mathematicians.

00:09:23.000 Really?

00:09:24.000 I think.

00:09:26.000 Call up Lex Friedman!

00:09:28.000 Let's get to the bottom of this!

00:09:30.000 Lex! 0.99

00:09:31.000 Lex! 0.99

00:09:32.000 Call me, buddy.

00:09:33.000 I was funny when we were at the store and I was teasing him because he was dressed like a men in black dude.

00:09:37.000 And then you'd go, he's a black belt in jujitsu, too.

00:09:40.000 And I was like, okay, buddy.

00:09:42.000 He's a super nerd. 1.00

00:09:44.000 He's a nerd that can kill you. 1.00

00:09:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:46.000 Nerds like that jujitsu. 1.00

00:09:48.000 Yeah, well, it's a very intellectual pursuit, believe it or not.

00:09:51.000 Seems like it wouldn't be.

00:09:52.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:09:52.000 It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not. 0.93

00:09:54.000 But is it also they just want to, like, touch people? 0.98

00:09:57.000 Yeah.

00:09:58.000 There's no socialization.

00:10:01.000 You're just in your cubicle and then you get to embrace.

00:10:04.000 Be awkward.

00:10:05.000 Yeah.

00:10:05.000 You get past the normal awkwardness of touching people.

00:10:09.000 And you maybe never were able to. 0.99

00:10:10.000 We need fucking affection. 0.99

00:10:12.000 You go to Africa, right? 1.00

00:10:14.000 And you're super homophobic, a lot of these countries.

00:10:17.000 But the dudes are holding hands. 1.00

00:10:19.000 The dudes are hugging each other, kissing each other when they fucking meet. 0.99

00:10:22.000 And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly, you need that affection somewhere. 0.99

00:10:28.000 Right. 1.00

00:10:29.000 So you just get it from your boys. 1.00

00:10:30.000 How come they can't fuck broads regularly? 1.00

00:10:32.000 I think there's not like just dating cultures. 0.99

00:10:35.000 Like if there's no alcohol, it's harder just like go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad. 0.99

00:10:40.000 Like where do you even date?

00:10:42.000 Like if you can't drink.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:45.000 If you can't go out for a drink.

00:10:47.000 Where would you date?

00:10:47.000 Where would you meet a girl?

00:10:48.000 You have to date in your social circle.

00:10:49.000 You have to meet at the mosque.

00:10:51.000 And what are you going to pick up girls at the mosque? 0.96

00:10:52.000 I bet a lot of it would be like your girl or like your girl would have a friend and she would try to introduce her to Jamie.

00:11:01.000 That kind of deal.

00:11:02.000 Oh yeah.

00:11:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:03.000 Like oh I know this single guy.

00:11:05.000 I'm going to set you up.

00:11:06.000 There's probably a lot of that.

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:08.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 Arranged.

00:11:09.000 Yeah.

00:11:09.000 And there's probably a lot of girls trying to sabotage relationships.

00:11:13.000 So I think Mike would be so much better with you.

00:11:15.000 And they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so that they can sneak in some other dude.

00:11:21.000 Whoa.

00:11:22.000 For sure.

00:11:23.000 Like a terror plot.

00:11:24.000 Yeah, for sure they do that.

00:11:25.000 Yeah.

00:11:26.000 I just don't think he's good for you.

00:11:27.000 I just don't.

00:11:28.000 Debbie, you can do so much better.

00:11:29.000 I mean, yeah, he's fine.

00:11:30.000 How happy are you that you don't have to date through all this?

00:11:35.000 How about dating through the pandemic?

00:11:38.000 Yeah, I didn't get it at all.

00:11:39.000 I got a girl, so I'm straight.

00:11:41.000 Yeah, but that would be the worst. 0.99

00:11:41.000 The guys that I know that are the most depressed right now are single that have been by themselves for two fucking months locked in their apartment. 0.99

00:11:47.000 You don't think they're having people come up? 0.98

00:11:51.000 Oh, they, but then they were, you know, they were not, I wasn't about to say losers. 0.97

00:11:54.000 Losers? 1.00

00:11:55.000 They weren't getting any pussy before. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Well, they were getting some occasionally, but they had to go out and get it. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Right.

00:12:01.000 You have to go, you have a couple of drinks with someone.

00:12:03.000 Yeah.

00:12:03.000 Next thing you know.

00:12:05.000 Dude, I don't even know how to get laid anymore, I'm thinking.

00:12:09.000 I bet you ask.

00:12:10.000 You just beg.

00:12:11.000 You just beg?

00:12:12.000 You got to bring a consent form.

00:12:13.000 And have him sign.

00:12:15.000 And you have to record it.

00:12:16.000 Everyone's going to be a pornographer so that every step of the way gets documented.

00:12:20.000 Like, this is for us.

00:12:21.000 We're going to put it in a vault, in a safe deposit box, just so everybody knows that you were well aware and wanted to do all this stuff.

00:12:29.000 You can't change what happened.

00:12:32.000 Yeah.

00:12:32.000 You can't decide after you feel terrible.

00:12:34.000 Yeah.

00:12:35.000 Like, just asking...

00:12:36.000 Some people do distort.

00:12:38.000 The distorting part is what's really scary.

00:12:40.000 What do you mean?

00:12:41.000 Like, openly distort, like, what happened with you and...

00:12:44.000 Like, you know the Chris Hardwick story?

00:12:46.000 No.

00:12:46.000 Go.

00:12:47.000 Terrible one.

00:12:48.000 Yeah.

00:12:49.000 His ex-girlfriend accused him of sexual assault and this is her definition of sexual assault.

00:12:53.000 She said yes to him because he had told her that if in the past that he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it.

00:13:05.000 So this was her reasoning. 0.92

00:13:09.000 For describing why her saying yes to him and having sex with him was actually him sexually assaulting her. 0.97

00:13:15.000 It's crazy, right?

00:13:17.000 He had all these text messages from her.

00:13:20.000 He documented everything, luckily.

00:13:23.000 But yet, people were still upset that AMC hired him back, even though it was shown that she lied and not him, and that none of it...

00:13:34.000 He actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy.

00:13:37.000 There was a lot of craziness to it.

00:13:39.000 So she cheated on him. 0.99

00:13:40.000 But it didn't matter.

00:13:41.000 They were still going after him.

00:13:42.000 People were still going after him.

00:13:43.000 People can distort the version of the relationship that you had.

00:13:50.000 And even if you can prove it wrong...

00:13:53.000 You're still on the wire.

00:13:56.000 I'm a believer.

00:13:57.000 I'm a believer.

00:13:58.000 I always believe women. 0.98

00:13:59.000 And there's people that do say that.

00:14:00.000 Believe all women.

00:14:01.000 You can't believe all anything.

00:14:03.000 You can't believe all cops.

00:14:05.000 You can't believe all doctors.

00:14:07.000 Yeah, I don't like all arguments. 1.00

00:14:08.000 It's a dumb argument. 0.97

00:14:09.000 Outside of stand-up. 0.99

00:14:11.000 Oh yeah, well for funny.

00:14:12.000 Stand-up, all arguments are the best.

00:14:14.000 Yes, sure.

00:14:15.000 That makes good comedy.

00:14:16.000 Oh, it's fun.

00:14:18.000 It's fun.

00:14:18.000 Now you got me thinking about Believe All Women.

00:14:21.000 I'm like, how can I find a way?

00:14:23.000 Well, you hear Burr's bit on her.

00:14:24.000 Burr's like, all of them? 1.00

00:14:26.000 Like, all of them?

00:14:29.000 Everybody knows that's nonsense when you say something like that.

00:14:32.000 But they get behind it.

00:14:33.000 It's a weird...

00:14:34.000 I don't know.

00:14:35.000 My go-to is always Casey Anthony.

00:14:38.000 Do we believe her?

00:14:39.000 What did she say? 1.00

00:14:39.000 She killed her fucking kid. 1.00

00:14:41.000 She killed her kid and duct-taped it. 1.00

00:14:43.000 She covered it up? 0.99

00:14:44.000 Yeah, she got away with it, too.

00:14:46.000 But like, how did she do it? 0.82

00:14:48.000 She murdered her kid. 1.00

00:14:50.000 Like with a knife or something like that?

00:14:52.000 No, I know.

00:14:52.000 She's in Florida or something like that.

00:14:54.000 I don't think they found the body, but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things.

00:14:57.000 So the baby disappeared.

00:14:58.000 The baby's gone.

00:14:59.000 Exactly.

00:14:59.000 She killed the kid.

00:15:00.000 It's a famous story.

00:15:02.000 No, I know.

00:15:02.000 I heard the thing, but we don't know if the baby's dead.

00:15:04.000 Did we find the baby?

00:15:05.000 I don't think they ever found it.

00:15:06.000 So the baby's not dead.

00:15:07.000 I'd say...

00:15:09.000 That's what I would say.

00:15:10.000 I was like, bro, you need a body for a murder, right?

00:15:12.000 Skeletal remains were found.

00:15:13.000 Say again?

00:15:14.000 Skeletal remains were found.

00:15:15.000 In a trash bag.

00:15:15.000 Oh, there you go.

00:15:16.000 Skeletal remains in a trash bag.

00:15:18.000 Skeletal remains.

00:15:18.000 Yeah, not good.

00:15:20.000 That's right.

00:15:21.000 Wasn't there a situation where, after the fact, they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking on a computer?

00:15:29.000 And it was like, how to get rid of a baby.

00:15:30.000 And that one was all like, you know, how to get rid of a body.

00:15:33.000 How long does it take for a body to decompose?

00:15:35.000 What's the best way to kill a baby?

00:15:37.000 But this was the case where, like, her lawyer... 0.99

00:15:39.000 She might not have searched that in the interest of not getting sued.

00:15:41.000 It might not have been, how do you kill a baby? 0.99

00:15:43.000 Oh, God, it sucks that you have to preface yourself. 0.99

00:15:46.000 According to Google, neck breaking, how to make chloroform. 0.89

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:50.000 For everybody that watches this show, I just want to let you know, Jamie doesn't have a computer.

00:15:54.000 He just knows all this stuff.

00:15:55.000 Put up the list of these things.

00:15:57.000 And what is the article?

00:15:58.000 I'm looking in the Wikipedia for it.

00:15:59.000 That's all it said.

00:16:00.000 So this is what they said that she had... 0.58

00:16:02.000 Problem with Wikipedia, it says I'm Brian Callen's brother.

00:16:04.000 Well, I'll get you.

00:16:06.000 This has a notation.

00:16:09.000 It says I have Crohn's disease, too. 0.99

00:16:10.000 They're just making shit up. 0.99

00:16:11.000 Do you have it? 0.99

00:16:11.000 No. 0.99

00:16:12.000 So the Casey Anthony thing, her lawyer said that her dad did it.

00:16:16.000 Did you see that?

00:16:18.000 That was the defense.

00:16:19.000 Her lawyer said her dad did.

00:16:20.000 Yeah.

00:16:21.000 So the defense was, hey, we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed the baby.

00:16:24.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:16:25.000 And then you've got to handle that shit yourself afterwards. 1.00

00:16:27.000 So they're admitting they know somebody killed the baby and that someone was in the family. 1.00

00:16:31.000 But it got her off. 0.98

00:16:32.000 The point is, I don't want to be dating anybody right now.

00:16:35.000 This is the thing.

00:16:38.000 You can't trust anybody.

00:16:39.000 Yes, but here's the thing. 1.00

00:16:40.000 With her, do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died and then she's like, fuck, I killed a baby. 0.99

00:16:47.000 How do I get rid of this thing so it looks like I didn't kill a baby? 1.00

00:16:50.000 That's a good question.

00:16:51.000 Now we're in the realm of speculation. 0.98

00:16:53.000 What would you do if you killed a baby by accident? 0.97

00:16:57.000 Wow, that's heavy. 0.90

00:16:58.000 It's a tough one, because you didn't mean to.

00:17:01.000 Right?

00:17:02.000 Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby. 0.70

00:17:05.000 Right?

00:17:05.000 And then, just into a fan.

00:17:08.000 What?

00:17:09.000 It didn't have to die like that.

00:17:10.000 He threw it up in the air.

00:17:11.000 I'm just thinking to drop it. 0.98

00:17:12.000 One of the fans is really fucking whizzing around and you forgot. 0.96

00:17:15.000 Yeah, okay. 0.72

00:17:16.000 This is just An article that mentions the searches.

00:17:20.000 It's from in the middle of the case.

00:17:21.000 It's like a web archive.

00:17:22.000 Her mom said that they gave the baby to a babysitter, which nobody could find, and that Casey's car smelled like a dead body.

00:17:34.000 Yeah.

00:17:35.000 She probably left it in there a long time. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Well, you got a sloppy bitch like that? 1.00

00:17:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:39.000 They don't clean up the baby quick. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Yeah.

00:17:41.000 She said it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk.

00:17:44.000 Not human decomposition.

00:17:45.000 Was she one of these, like, hot girls? 0.98

00:17:47.000 Yeah.

00:17:47.000 Hot and parties.

00:17:48.000 Remember there was, like, a time where, like, hot girls were killing a lot? 0.99

00:17:51.000 It was her and then that other girl, right?

00:17:53.000 Like, there were smoke shows. 1.00

00:17:55.000 Just fucking joints were killing. 1.00

00:17:57.000 What was the other girl she killed? 1.00

00:17:59.000 Someone, I think it was an L.A. trial.

00:18:01.000 Which one was this?

00:18:02.000 Oh, God.

00:18:02.000 She was like Spanish or something.

00:18:03.000 She was like kind of like spicy. 0.94

00:18:05.000 Yeah.

00:18:05.000 Do you remember this?

00:18:06.000 No.

00:18:07.000 Yeah.

00:18:07.000 Now I'm interested.

00:18:08.000 It was like a pretty bad murder. 0.78

00:18:09.000 We Googled like the hottest like chicks who murdered. 0.99

00:18:12.000 Oh, really?

00:18:15.000 Because we wanted to see like, you know like when you're like great at what you do, you can get away with it?

00:18:19.000 Yes.

00:18:20.000 You know, I'm sure people have done bits about that.

00:18:21.000 Like, you know, blah, blah, blah was so great.

00:18:23.000 He could get away.

00:18:24.000 Michael Jackson's so great.

00:18:25.000 He could get away with these things. 0.96

00:18:26.000 And we were like, does the same thing work for like hot chicks who kill? 1.00

00:18:30.000 Like, would you still fuck? 1.00

00:18:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:18:32.000 If they'd be willing to fuck you? 1.00

00:18:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Oh, no. 1.00

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:35.000 If you were going to do it.

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:37.000 Like if a prime time, like what's, give me, what do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

00:18:44.000 Hottest girl I've ever seen, obviously outside of our significant others, Joe.

00:18:48.000 100%.

00:18:49.000 Just give me an example, like publicly.

00:18:52.000 A joint?

00:18:52.000 Adriana Lima is a joint.

00:18:55.000 Perfect example.

00:18:57.000 100%.

00:18:57.000 Perfect example.

00:18:58.000 Now imagine, Adriana Lima, she kills her husband, but he's kind of a guy who's a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:19:04.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:19:04.000 Guy's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:19:05.000 He could be the kindest man ever. 1.00

00:19:08.000 She could kill him while he's like feeding cleft palate kids, and I would take the kid, I'd put them in another room, obviously I wouldn't kill the kid, I'd clean up the guy's dead body, and then we would do whatever we had to do. 1.00

00:19:19.000 But would you trust her if you were fucking her with a lot of objects around? 1.00

00:19:21.000 I would want it to be in like a basketball court. 1.00

00:19:26.000 Fucking her with objects around her. 1.00

00:19:28.000 I'm not fucking her on the table at the Joe Rohn against me. 1.00

00:19:31.000 There's all these knives on this fucking table. 1.00

00:19:34.000 That's what I'm thinking. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Someone's going to grab a knife and stab you. 0.99

00:19:37.000 Yeah, I don't know if I'm trusting. 1.00

00:19:38.000 Maybe right as she comes, you motherfucker! 1.00

00:19:42.000 Right through your ribcage. 1.00

00:19:44.000 Like, oh my god, I should have listened to Joe and taken her to the gym. 1.00

00:19:49.000 This was back in my bad days.

00:19:51.000 I'm a good guy now.

00:19:53.000 I'm a reformed hoe, if you will.

00:19:55.000 But I remember I had a girl over, and I remember I left my wallet in the living room.

00:20:02.000 Oh, no.

00:20:03.000 And she went to the bathroom or something like that to clean up. 1.00

00:20:06.000 And I remember I went into the living room, grabbed my wallet, and put it in a pair of pants. 0.99

00:20:10.000 And then I sat there for a second, and I'm like, And my fucking girls, I think, will steal from me? 0.98

00:20:14.000 Like, what's happening in my life that I'm willing to go through with this? 0.99

00:20:19.000 Well, you do, though. 0.97

00:20:20.000 When you're a young man and you're horny, that's a drug dealer. 0.97

00:20:24.000 You got a drug dealer in front of you.

00:20:26.000 It's not just a girl that you're interested in.

00:20:28.000 You're also, you have a real need.

00:20:31.000 Yeah.

00:20:32.000 When guys are horny, I mean, I don't know what it's like.

00:20:34.000 I'm obviously talking just for men, because I don't know what it's like when a girl's horny. 1.00

00:20:37.000 Maybe it's exactly the same feeling.

00:20:39.000 I don't think it is.

00:20:40.000 I would assume that, like all other things, men and women are very different, so I think the horny part's very different, too.

00:20:46.000 But when men are horny, it gets desperate.

00:20:49.000 It gets weird, like drug addict-y desperate.

00:20:52.000 Yeah, I think I've always wondered that with like women like if because we always chalk it up to ourselves like if we get laid right it's like I kick great game like that was me like I took that down or whatever you know and I wonder if a lot of it is like their emotional state in the day like like Let's say their cat went missing or something like if that they're like, 0.52

00:21:14.000 oh fuck I'm really down I'm gonna go hook up with this guy because that's gonna elevate my emotional state.

00:21:21.000 I think for some girls I think some girls just want an escape and they'll just go have a you know Just a fling right but see a thing with girls have to worry about men In a dangerous way where men don't really have to worry about girls the same way Yeah, 0.99

00:21:37.000 there's a...

00:21:37.000 Dude, you know what it is?

00:21:38.000 Like, you saw...

00:21:39.000 Obviously, you saw the Epstein doc on Netflix, right?

00:21:41.000 Oh, dude, I couldn't watch it.

00:21:43.000 Jamie and I were watching it together.

00:21:44.000 I shut it off after the first 15 minutes.

00:21:46.000 Yeah.

00:21:47.000 I was like, I don't want to hear about this.

00:21:48.000 I know what happened.

00:21:49.000 Here's the thing.

00:21:50.000 Obviously, fluff piece.

00:21:51.000 Like, we can get into that.

00:21:53.000 But, like...

00:21:54.000 To, like, put all the guilt on Epstein type of thing.

00:21:57.000 Like, he's the sole purpose.

00:21:58.000 Like, he manipulated everybody.

00:22:00.000 It was, like, really adorable how they did it.

00:22:01.000 Kind of like, you know, Fyre Fest.

00:22:03.000 They made it look like that guy Billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong.

00:22:06.000 Like, all these, like, oh, God, yeah.

00:22:08.000 It's like the second someone can't refute the evidence.

00:22:10.000 Like, Billy was in jail.

00:22:11.000 They're like, okay, we're on the docks, right?

00:22:12.000 And it's like... 0.95

00:22:15.000 So there were these PR companies that were attached to Fyre Fest that promoted this shit everywhere and all of a sudden they're like absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy, Billy, who did everything and whatever. 0.95

00:22:23.000 It doesn't matter. 0.97

00:22:24.000 Same thing with Epstein.

00:22:25.000 But what was interesting about the girls was you just got to hear their stories.

00:22:29.000 I never heard of any of these girls, right? 0.96

00:22:31.000 And after watching the stories and how they complained to the FBI, they complained to all these different places and nobody ever listened to them, I go, oh shit, this is why the Me Too movement existed. 0.98

00:22:42.000 Because as a dude that came into the Me Too movement, never being a douchebag to girls, I never fucking mistreated women at all. 0.98

00:22:49.000 I was always very good to girls.

00:22:50.000 I looked at the Me Too movement and I was like, what's going on here?

00:22:52.000 Why are these girls so angry at us? 1.00

00:22:55.000 I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe dating a lot, but I would never do anything bad to a girl.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, but you're not a boss.

00:23:03.000 No, no, no, no.

00:23:03.000 But here's what I'm saying.

00:23:04.000 This is what's really interesting.

00:23:05.000 The girls tried to be heard for years.

00:23:08.000 They weren't.

00:23:10.000 All of a sudden, the voices are heard, right? 0.99

00:23:13.000 I'm sure those weren't the only girls who talked to their boss or talked to HR about their boss being inappropriate and were told to shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:23:19.000 So the second they're listened to, the floodgates are open. 0.99

00:23:24.000 Right.

00:23:25.000 You see what I'm saying?

00:23:26.000 And I was like, oh, that's why this happened.

00:23:28.000 This is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing.

00:23:32.000 Exactly.

00:23:32.000 And if I look at it through that perspective, even in the time, I go, yes, this is wrong.

00:23:37.000 And saying things like, you know, absolutes, like believe all women, that kind of stuff is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them. 1.00

00:23:44.000 But I get the feeling where it's like, if nobody's gonna listen to you and now you got a microphone, yeah, you're gonna scream into that shit. 0.98

00:23:50.000 I don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying believe all women I think it's a lot of a lot of that shit is crazy people Like yeah, just that slogan is not something you could say. 0.99

00:24:01.000 You can't say believe all men You can't say you can't say that because then you're giving people the license to bullshit you Yeah, because you're not treating there's like if someone tells you a story and in this story whether you know, whoever it is It's your boss. 0.98

00:24:15.000 Yeah, you're the victim of your boss If you don't know the boss's version of it, you don't really know the truth.

00:24:21.000 It's hard to say. 1.00

00:24:22.000 It might very well be they're telling you the 100% truth, or they might be a fucking crazy person who blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life, and they might be a pathological liar. 1.00

00:24:33.000 There's a lot of people that are just liars. 1.00

00:24:35.000 There's a lot of people that are manipulators. 0.97

00:24:36.000 They make up stories to make other people look bad. 1.00

00:24:39.000 But the nature of man Is that men are disgusting and when men are in control, like if a guy is the head of a fucking movie studio, and he can get all these dime pieces to suck on his dick to get a movie roll, they've been doing that since the beginning of time. 0.99

00:24:55.000 And the problem is, not just that the man wants to do that to all the actresses, there's another problem that some of the actresses We're good to go. 0.99

00:25:19.000 Dude, if you're benefiting from the system, why would you reject it?

00:25:23.000 Now, I'm not making a statement about Margot Robbie, right?

00:25:26.000 I don't know what she's done in her life, and she probably earned every single one of her roles perfectly.

00:25:31.000 No question.

00:25:31.000 You don't even have to name any names.

00:25:33.000 My point is, you've never heard her complain about Hollywood, because she's getting all the roles. 0.94

00:25:36.000 The girls in Hollywood I hear complaining are 50. You don't think that's coincidental?

00:25:44.000 Like, Rose McGowan ages out of sucking dick to do the role? 1.00

00:25:48.000 You son of a bitch! 1.00

00:25:49.000 I'm just saying! 1.00

00:25:50.000 How dare you! 1.00

00:25:51.000 I'm just saying, isn't it coincidental when you age out of some shit and you complain? 1.00

00:25:56.000 We're all guilty of it, too. 0.99

00:25:58.000 I see tons of comics and be like, there's no jobs for straight white comics. 0.97

00:26:03.000 And it's like, you're 50. There weren't any for 50-year-olds. 0.76

00:26:07.000 You gotta play a guy who's, you know, you're a dad now.

00:26:10.000 I think a lot of times you see these things at convenience, man.

00:26:14.000 It's like...

00:26:15.000 I wouldn't want to comment on that because I don't know exactly what her situation is or any of theirs, right?

00:26:21.000 But what I do know...

00:26:22.000 I don't know either, but you look at the correlation, you see like, okay, maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was like how you kind of work the system to get ahead.

00:26:33.000 Talk to Whitney about it.

00:26:34.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 I mean, she's not going to name any names. 0.99

00:26:36.000 She'll fucking tell you. 0.99

00:26:37.000 That's exactly what some of them did. 0.99

00:26:39.000 Bro, that's the thing that I've realized like now is like, especially with politics, which is so smart, is like...

00:26:45.000 Have you seen everything?

00:26:46.000 Everything is like a proxy war.

00:26:49.000 Like, if you have a message you have to get across, right?

00:26:53.000 And you're a Republican, right?

00:26:55.000 If you have a message you want to get, you're a Republican.

00:26:56.000 You know that the left is going to attack your identity first, no matter what the message is.

00:27:04.000 So they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up, right? 0.87

00:27:09.000 Like the gay Asian dude. 1.00

00:27:12.000 What's this guy? 0.88

00:27:13.000 He got beat up like they got milkshakes on him or something like that.

00:27:16.000 Oh, Andy, no.

00:27:17.000 Yeah, and then Candace Owens, right?

00:27:19.000 Like if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said, you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize them for.

00:27:26.000 The left can't criticize.

00:27:26.000 Sorry, the left can't criticize for.

00:27:27.000 So it's like if you or I say something where like looting is bad or something like that, right?

00:27:32.000 Easily, well, you wouldn't know.

00:27:34.000 You wouldn't know what systemic oppression is. 1.00

00:27:35.000 Joe, you're a fucking white guy. 1.00

00:27:36.000 You have all this privilege. 1.00

00:27:37.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:27:38.000 But if you have someone whose identity Cannot be criticized. 1.00

00:27:43.000 You have to take what they say at face value.

00:27:45.000 So that's their proxies, right?

00:27:46.000 Like Milo is the first one of these guys.

00:27:48.000 Yeah, but these two people that you're using an example are both examples of people that have been attacked by the left.

00:27:55.000 But they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited for their identity.

00:27:59.000 They have to be discredited for the words, whereas you would be immediate identity wiping away.

00:28:04.000 But what's genius is the left does it as well. 0.99

00:28:07.000 And this fucking hit me because I'd be looking at Greta Thunberg and I'm like, why the fuck are we listening to a fucking kid about anything? 0.99

00:28:14.000 Right? 1.00

00:28:15.000 It drove me crazy.

00:28:16.000 And then I go...

00:28:18.000 And I'd see the gun kids from Florida, from the school that got shot up. 0.71

00:28:21.000 And I'd be like, why are we listening to kids about guns and legislation? 1.00

00:28:25.000 I'm like, holy fuck. 1.00

00:28:28.000 They're making kids make all the points because you can't tell kids to shut the fuck up or you're an asshole. 1.00

00:28:34.000 If you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the fuck up, you don't know anything about the polar ice caps, you're an asshole. 1.00

00:28:41.000 So if you just get kids to make all your points for you, the right just got to go, well, it's good that kids are involved in the political process. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Well, my favorite thing about Greta is they started off with climate change.

00:28:52.000 She was talking about her future and how dare you. 1.00

00:28:55.000 Then she became a half-tard. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Right? 0.80

00:28:57.000 Didn't she go half-tard? 0.80

00:28:58.000 She went Hannah Gatsby, right?

00:29:00.000 It's like...

00:29:01.000 She has autism?

00:29:01.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:29:02.000 Someone told me she's half retarded. 1.00

00:29:04.000 I believe she has autism. 0.96

00:29:05.000 That's the correct term for it.

00:29:06.000 What's the difference?

00:29:07.000 Was she vaccinated?

00:29:08.000 Do we vaccine?

00:29:09.000 Did you have too much vaccines?

00:29:11.000 No, there's no issues with the vaccines.

00:29:14.000 It actually is a plus.

00:29:16.000 Doing the vaccines?

00:29:17.000 No, no.

00:29:17.000 The autism.

00:29:18.000 It actually helps you focus on certain things.

00:29:20.000 Like what?

00:29:21.000 I don't know.

00:29:21.000 I mean, that's what they say about people on the spectrum.

00:29:23.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 Let's ask Ben Shapiro.

00:29:25.000 You think he's on it?

00:29:26.000 Oh, autistic Adam Smith. 1.00

00:29:27.000 That's what I call him.

00:29:28.000 Dude, let's go.

00:29:29.000 The free market is...

00:29:30.000 Ask him about anything.

00:29:32.000 You like donuts?

00:29:32.000 Well, even the best donuts would be at the free market.

00:29:36.000 He's like, bro, turn it off for a second, dude. 0.99

00:29:39.000 Just fucking turn it off. 0.99

00:29:41.000 We get it. 1.00

00:29:41.000 You like capitalism, dude. 1.00

00:29:43.000 Turn it the fuck down. 0.98

00:29:45.000 What I was going to say about that Greta chick is they brought her on the COVID council. 1.00

00:29:48.000 I saw that.

00:29:49.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:29:49.000 She's 16. Like, why are you bringing her on an infectious disease council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before?

00:29:55.000 Bro, it's unbelievable.

00:29:56.000 You know who they wouldn't have on the council?

00:29:57.000 Who?

00:29:57.000 Rand Paul, who is an actual medical doctor who actually survived COVID. They didn't ask him to be on it.

00:30:05.000 Why?

00:30:06.000 Because he has controversial opinions. 0.98

00:30:07.000 And maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the fucking economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy. 0.98

00:30:12.000 Bro, it is what it is. 0.99

00:30:15.000 It is what it is.

00:30:16.000 It is what it is.

00:30:16.000 You can't...

00:30:17.000 It's just... 0.99

00:30:17.000 Yeah, we live in a weird fucking time, man. 0.99

00:30:19.000 But you can't tell me that they didn't... 0.99

00:30:21.000 Calling her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly is so irresponsible.

00:30:26.000 Calling her for any issue is irresponsible.

00:30:28.000 She's a teenager.

00:30:29.000 What do teenagers know?

00:30:31.000 Please tell me what teenagers know.

00:30:32.000 They know how to go to school and they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker.

00:30:39.000 Like if you want to be a gymnast or a martial artist, when you're a teen, you get way better way quicker.

00:30:44.000 Okay.

00:30:44.000 Greta, if there's a TikTok dance that I need to learn, I guarantee your autistic concentration is going to make it perfect and you're going to get down those steps.

00:30:53.000 You're going to be able to do it. 0.99

00:30:54.000 I don't need to know about fucking science from you. 0.99

00:30:57.000 I don't even need to know about science from most journalists. 1.00

00:31:00.000 I just need scientists to tell me and then I'm gonna actually ask questions because that's what fucking science is. 0.98

00:31:07.000 When did science stop being about asking questions? 0.95

00:31:09.000 Like if you ask any real scientist, they'd be like, yeah, well the whole point is we just poke holes in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science.

00:31:16.000 Now the second you ask a question... 0.96

00:31:19.000 You're a heretic, man.

00:31:20.000 If it's about gender, or if it's about the economy, or if it's about climate change.

00:31:28.000 Those things, you're not allowed to use science.

00:31:31.000 Okay, climate's changing.

00:31:33.000 Yeah, but you can't use science to...

00:31:36.000 If you have any scientific facts that you try to bring...

00:31:40.000 What do you think about it?

00:31:43.000 You think climate's changing?

00:31:44.000 It's 100% changing.

00:31:45.000 It's changing, for the better.

00:31:47.000 If you're in Antarctica, it's better.

00:31:49.000 If you're in Antarctica.

00:31:51.000 It's going to get hotter.

00:31:53.000 There's going to be some adaptation.

00:31:55.000 Give me the negative.

00:31:56.000 When they describe it to me...

00:31:58.000 Extinction events, for sure.

00:32:00.000 There's going to be a large number of animals that can't survive in areas.

00:32:03.000 There'll be less water in areas where it's hotter.

00:32:07.000 Animals are going to die.

00:32:08.000 Maybe people are going to die.

00:32:09.000 We can move the people.

00:32:11.000 Less crops.

00:32:11.000 Yeah, it's not that easy, but you're right.

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:14.000 We got food.

00:32:15.000 But for sure it's real.

00:32:16.000 You can make food anywhere.

00:32:16.000 I can make food in my backyard.

00:32:18.000 I can make food in my living room if I want.

00:32:20.000 But the point about it is if you in any way dispute the models of what they're saying and have an alternative perspective, that alternative perspective is never engaged.

00:32:30.000 That alternative perspective is demonized.

00:32:32.000 That perspective is you're a climate change denier and you're a bad person.

00:32:37.000 And some of them just have data that they're going on.

00:32:47.000 Right.

00:32:49.000 Right.

00:32:52.000 Right.

00:33:06.000 I mean, you're saying that it's good that the world's heating up.

00:33:09.000 It's like, boy, I don't know.

00:33:10.000 Maybe.

00:33:11.000 We act like it's good.

00:33:12.000 We want to be warmer.

00:33:13.000 You know, I grew up in New York.

00:33:13.000 Obviously, he likes to be warmer, and I'm sure that's just a surface-level argument.

00:33:16.000 That being said, I don't know if the conversation should be stop global warming at any cost.

00:33:24.000 Maybe it's a better conversation to have is like, hey, we should do what we can to stop global warming, but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway.

00:33:33.000 That is true.

00:33:34.000 We act like...

00:33:36.000 We're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything's okay.

00:33:40.000 This concerns me a little.

00:33:42.000 That doesn't worry you?

00:33:43.000 It worries me.

00:33:44.000 That's why the pandemic thing worried me, the shutdown, because it's not that easy to restart everything.

00:33:50.000 And there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it, including they think something like 40% of small businesses might go under.

00:33:56.000 Within the first six months? 0.99

00:33:58.000 That's scary shit. 1.00

00:34:00.000 That's a lot. 1.00

00:34:01.000 So what is everybody going to work for Target and Walmart and large corporations?

00:34:05.000 All the mom and pop stores go under.

00:34:07.000 All the mom and pop restaurants go under.

00:34:09.000 Very dangerous time in that way.

00:34:11.000 Because then, where are the jobs?

00:34:13.000 You can't just go right back. 0.99

00:34:15.000 And that's going to lead to a lot of suicide, a lot of murder, a lot of crazy shit because people are going to be desperate. 0.99

00:34:21.000 That's one of the things they said about Northern California. 0.99

00:34:24.000 They had more suicides during the crackdown than they had from COVID. More people died from killing themselves.

00:34:31.000 There's a big uptick.

00:34:32.000 Big uptick in suicides.

00:34:34.000 One of Swartzen's buddies, the sheriff, was telling him that they used to have one a week, and now they were having five a day.

00:34:43.000 Somewhere in LA. Like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:34:46.000 So that's something that people need to take into consideration. 1.00

00:34:48.000 You need to take into consideration how many people are going to become drug addicts.

00:34:51.000 How many people who are going to be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life.

00:34:57.000 They might have been on an upward trend and all of a sudden, boom, their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad and then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere.

00:35:07.000 Where they were on their way to having a fulfilled life. 0.98

00:35:10.000 How many people broke up with their fucking loved ones because they had to be with them all day, 24 hours a day, and they were just sick of them? 0.99

00:35:16.000 Maybe they would have worked out great if they just went along at a natural trajectory. 0.99

00:35:21.000 Yeah.

00:35:22.000 How about if you just start with a girl?

00:35:23.000 You just meet her.

00:35:24.000 You've been dating for a couple weeks, and all of a sudden the pandemic hits, and you really like her.

00:35:29.000 Yeah.

00:35:29.000 Like, let's just live together.

00:35:32.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:35:34.000 And you're like, how long is it gonna take? 1.00

00:35:36.000 You tell your friends, like, you sure that's a good idea, Andrew?

00:35:38.000 You've only known her for 14 days.

00:35:40.000 We bought a dog. 1.00

00:35:42.000 Bro, we bought a fucking golden doodle, bro. 1.00

00:35:51.000 It's true. 0.99

00:35:51.000 You ever call your buddy from a new number and his girl answers the phone? 0.99

00:35:56.000 Girl answers the cell phone.

00:35:58.000 Hello?

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:36:00.000 I'm calling for Greg.

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:03.000 Who's this?

00:36:03.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 Greg's friend? 1.00

00:36:05.000 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

00:36:07.000 That's the real question. 1.00

00:36:08.000 Does Greg have a secretary?

00:36:10.000 What is this?

00:36:11.000 And he's like, oh, yeah, man, that's my girlfriend.

00:36:13.000 She didn't recognize the number.

00:36:14.000 Who got locked up?

00:36:15.000 She didn't recognize the number.

00:36:17.000 Oh, so she just answers your phone when she doesn't recognize the number?

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:21.000 What?

00:36:22.000 What are you talking about, man?

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:24.000 Yeah.

00:36:25.000 Can you imagine?

00:36:26.000 Yeah, it's...

00:36:27.000 I don't know.

00:36:28.000 I've been very lucky.

00:36:30.000 Like, you know, me and my girl live together and...

00:36:32.000 Well, you would tolerate nothing less.

00:36:33.000 We've had a great...

00:36:33.000 Say again?

00:36:34.000 You would tolerate nothing less. 1.00

00:36:35.000 You're not a fucking moron. 1.00

00:36:36.000 Yeah, that's the other thing. 1.00

00:36:37.000 It's like I cannot function well in misery.

00:36:41.000 Yeah.

00:36:42.000 I won't tolerate misery. 1.00

00:36:43.000 Dude, I would hate to be a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me. 1.00

00:36:49.000 It would probably be horrible. 1.00

00:36:51.000 Dude, being a guy wanting to work for...

00:36:53.000 Like... 1.00

00:36:54.000 Oh my god, if there was a guy who was your boss who wanted to fuck you? 1.00

00:36:58.000 Oh, I was thinking like a girl boss, but also that. 1.00

00:37:00.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:37:00.000 Girl boss would be rough too. 0.99

00:37:02.000 Yeah, if a guy was putting a pressure on, like if a guy was really like rubbing your shoulders, like guys do the chicks at work, like laying the meat on your back a bit. 1.00

00:37:12.000 I knew a casting agent that was a female that was kind of gross and she would fuck dudes and get them rolls. 1.00

00:37:17.000 Yeah? 1.00

00:37:17.000 Oh yeah! 1.00

00:37:18.000 She'd throw it around.

00:37:20.000 Back in the dizzies, son.

00:37:21.000 Back in the 90s.

00:37:23.000 Got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects.

00:37:25.000 Really?

00:37:26.000 Did you get something?

00:37:27.000 No.

00:37:27.000 Yeah?

00:37:28.000 But she tried to fuck one of my friends. 1.00

00:37:29.000 That was the only thing you're scared? 1.00

00:37:30.000 I gotta call him off.

00:37:31.000 Hey! 0.99

00:37:32.000 Hey! 0.99

00:37:34.000 There was a girl...

00:37:35.000 I shouldn't out her, bud.

00:37:36.000 I'm not outing anybody. 0.98

00:37:38.000 I won't say names, but I think there was a girl that worked at a comedy club in New York that would fuck a lot of comics. 1.00

00:37:44.000 And get him on the stage? 0.96

00:37:44.000 I think that's how it worked. 0.96

00:37:45.000 I think that's basically what James Mitzi did.

00:37:46.000 This was way back in the day.

00:37:47.000 This was way back in the day.

00:37:48.000 But did Misty... 1.00

00:37:49.000 But listen, here's the deal.

00:37:51.000 Here's the difference.

00:37:51.000 I support that.

00:37:53.000 Keep going.

00:37:54.000 No one's getting killed.

00:37:55.000 See, what I'm scared about with women is that men are physically stronger. 1.00

00:37:59.000 Yes. 1.00

00:38:00.000 When the man is physically stronger, the woman can just basically just fuck him. 1.00

00:38:03.000 Yes. 1.00

00:38:04.000 They don't only have sex with him.

00:38:05.000 Yes. 0.61

00:38:05.000 The sucky thing is if it affects your career, I get that. 0.61

00:38:09.000 But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually going to get raped or worried you're going to get killed. 1.00

00:38:14.000 What women have to worry about with guys that want to fuck them is creepy, angry guy type shit. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Yes. 1.00

00:38:19.000 With men have to worry about just lies. 1.00

00:38:21.000 They have to worry about like hysterical lies and crazy people making things up or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass. 1.00

00:38:27.000 Yep. 1.00

00:38:27.000 That's the kind of stuff you have to worry about. 1.00

00:38:28.000 You have to worry about You know, less things.

00:38:31.000 And you don't have to worry about any of it during sex.

00:38:33.000 That's what I was saying.

00:38:34.000 If you're gonna, was it Andrea Lima?

00:38:36.000 Who's the girl? 0.74

00:38:37.000 Adriana Lima.

00:38:38.000 Adriana Lima.

00:38:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:38.000 Adriana Lima.

00:38:39.000 Joint.

00:38:40.000 Basketball court.

00:38:41.000 Nothing around.

00:38:42.000 No physical objects.

00:38:43.000 She can't kill you with anything.

00:38:44.000 If she puts her pants on screaming and runs out to the car, you got plenty of warning.

00:38:49.000 You grab a chair.

00:38:50.000 Yeah.

00:38:50.000 You know what you're doing.

00:38:51.000 What do you do?

00:38:52.000 Keep away like a lion.

00:38:53.000 Hey! 0.99

00:38:54.000 Okay.

00:38:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:54.000 My fucking chair.

00:38:55.000 Hey! 1.00

00:38:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:56.000 Stop.

00:38:57.000 Stop.

00:38:58.000 One more time.

00:38:59.000 Yeah.

00:39:01.000 One more?

00:39:02.000 Is this what we're doing? 0.70

00:39:03.000 But my point is it has to be an extremely psychotic woman for you to be actually worried about your life. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:09.000 So if a girl comes over to your house, you might worry about your wallet if you fucked up and you just barely know her. 0.99

00:39:15.000 Now all of a sudden she's rummaging through your house. 0.99

00:39:18.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:18.000 But you don't worry about your life.

00:39:19.000 Yeah, you don't worry about your life.

00:39:20.000 If a woman takes a guy over her house, she worries about her life. 1.00

00:39:24.000 Yeah, she's terrifying.

00:39:24.000 It's a different thing.

00:39:25.000 It's always gross when someone's using their power to fuck you. 1.00

00:39:31.000 Whether it's a man or a woman, it's gross. 1.00

00:39:33.000 But it's less gross when it's a woman. 1.00

00:39:35.000 Yeah.

00:39:36.000 But power, you mean physical power?

00:39:38.000 No.

00:39:39.000 No, well, physical power for sure.

00:39:40.000 I meant like power.

00:39:41.000 Like if they're your boss.

00:39:43.000 That's a slippery slope though, dude.

00:39:45.000 Don't you think?

00:39:46.000 It's like you can't use...

00:39:48.000 Power.

00:39:49.000 That's the weirdest thing.

00:39:50.000 It's less gross, though.

00:39:52.000 Yeah, less gross, but that was the biggest...

00:39:53.000 But not much.

00:39:54.000 Yeah.

00:39:55.000 Well, I don't know.

00:39:55.000 That was the biggest issue with the Louis thing.

00:39:58.000 Louis, I think, said in his apology, he was like, these girls admired me, and I used that or something like that. 0.98

00:40:04.000 And I was like, who fucks someone they don't admire? 0.99

00:40:08.000 That's bare minimum of the person that you're fucking is admiration. 0.99

00:40:14.000 We just can't start labeling things as sexual misconduct that are actually good qualities to have in a man. 0.99

00:40:23.000 He has power.

00:40:25.000 He's wealthy. 0.97

00:40:26.000 But that would have been negated if he actually had sex with them.

00:40:28.000 Then there was no issue at all. 0.99

00:40:29.000 The issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of him and a lot of women find that disgusting. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Yeah.

00:40:34.000 That's the issue.

00:40:35.000 If he said, do you guys want to have sex, and they said yes, and then they did it, there's no argument.

00:40:43.000 But if he said, do you mind if I beat off in front of you, and they said yes, people still judge.

00:40:48.000 Bro, that's the tricky thing about apologizing, bro.

00:40:51.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 Dude, it's so...

00:40:54.000 You know what's crazy about the public apology?

00:40:56.000 Is that when you apologize publicly, you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did.

00:41:03.000 Yes.

00:41:03.000 Not for what you did.

00:41:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:41:06.000 Right. 1.00

00:41:07.000 So if some girl thinks that he slammed the fucking door, held it down, put an axe there, and started fucking whacking... 1.00

00:41:16.000 And want to see the fear in their eyes. 1.00

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:17.000 If that's what they think, and then he apologizes for, as he says, my actions or whatever...

00:41:23.000 Everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed.

00:41:26.000 That's why I don't know if you could ever publicly apologize because you just confirm everyone's suspicions when you do it.

00:41:31.000 You have to clearly state exactly what happened for the apology if you apologize publicly.

00:41:37.000 Yeah, he doesn't want to do that.

00:41:40.000 Because it's embarrassing?

00:41:41.000 Well, his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around.

00:41:45.000 Yeah.

00:41:46.000 And whenever that's the case, There's no way to know.

00:41:49.000 No, it's a back and forth.

00:41:50.000 There's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not.

00:41:52.000 But at the very least, he had a funny bit about it.

00:41:57.000 He was saying, even if they say yes, don't do it. 0.87

00:42:00.000 If you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody, even if they say yes, don't do it. 0.87

00:42:08.000 I heard a good hypothetical. 0.96

00:42:10.000 Tell me what you think about this.

00:42:11.000 God, I forget where I heard it.

00:42:13.000 I want to give credit, but okay.

00:42:15.000 You know how, like, if somebody, if an artist does an unthinkable action, we cancel their art.

00:42:23.000 Like, maybe watching...

00:42:25.000 Cosby. 1.00

00:42:25.000 Cosby's specials are fucked up. 1.00

00:42:27.000 Or maybe you take them off the air. 0.99

00:42:29.000 Well, they took the Cosby show off the air because of that, yeah. 0.99

00:42:32.000 If a scientist did some foul shit back in the day, like, every Greek scientist would just bang in 14-year-old girls. 1.00

00:42:39.000 No, dudes, actually. 0.99

00:42:40.000 Dudes, right.

00:42:41.000 Yeah.

00:42:42.000 But it was okay back then.

00:42:43.000 Okay.

00:42:45.000 Keep going.

00:42:45.000 This is interesting.

00:42:47.000 Yeah.

00:42:47.000 It was okay back then.

00:42:49.000 Times change.

00:42:50.000 Now it's not okay.

00:42:51.000 Yeah.

00:42:51.000 Right?

00:42:52.000 Do we stop using fucking algebra? 0.99

00:42:55.000 No, we don't. 0.99

00:42:57.000 And I know there is a distinction.

00:42:59.000 And I understand a distinction where like the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find.

00:43:04.000 Right.

00:43:04.000 Math always exists.

00:43:06.000 Right.

00:43:06.000 That being said, I bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientists.

00:43:12.000 Yes. 0.65

00:43:12.000 And what if art, this is, and I'm not one of these fucking, like, hippie art guys, but, like, what if art had, like, healing quality? 0.65

00:43:19.000 You know, like, some people, like, songs can lift their mood, and, like, movies and stuff like that, like, can, like, ease pain, and, like, ease trauma that they went through, you know?

00:43:25.000 For sure.

00:43:26.000 And it's like, like, my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, you know? 0.51

00:43:30.000 So, like, any time we're in a fight, I just put in Harry Potter, and then we're fucking, everything's good, right? 0.94

00:43:34.000 It's like Pavlov's dog. 0.95

00:43:35.000 It's amazing, dude.

00:43:36.000 That's hilarious.

00:43:37.000 It's amazing.

00:43:38.000 We just, Sorcerer's Stone, boom, I'm back in it, everything's fine.

00:43:40.000 That's hilarious.

00:43:42.000 So what if you could make that argument where you'd be like, hey, this is very powerful, this is very important work, you can't cancel it.

00:43:48.000 Is that the Michael Jackson effect?

00:43:50.000 Did Michael Jackson make such good music, it's more than art?

00:43:54.000 Yeah, that's the argument with Woody Allen as well. 1.00

00:43:56.000 Roman Polanski, same argument, that you go back and watch Rosemary's Baby even though you know he's a piece of shit. 0.99

00:44:02.000 Right, because the art is so good and so valuable, it approaches science in its value. 0.99

00:44:07.000 Yeah, there's something about it where it's also ingrained into people's lives.

00:44:12.000 I guess Bill Cosby was so egregious and what he did was on a network television.

00:44:16.000 It wasn't like he was making films.

00:44:17.000 But you know what's wild? 1.00

00:44:18.000 Is that like, Cosby was like, you know, putting shit in there, you know, drugging people and fucking them, right? 1.00

00:44:23.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:44:25.000 Joe Exotic. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Was drugging dudes and fucking them. 1.00

00:44:30.000 Yeah, but they wanted to be drugged. 1.00

00:44:31.000 They were all hanging around with him.

00:44:33.000 Good point, good point, good point, good point, good point.

00:44:35.000 They're already methed out.

00:44:36.000 They married him.

00:44:37.000 Come on, man.

00:44:38.000 Yeah, dude, meth is a powerful drug.

00:44:39.000 It's a powerful drug.

00:44:40.000 Dude, that is...

00:44:41.000 That dude's teeth.

00:44:42.000 It shows you everything you need to know about meth.

00:44:44.000 Dude.

00:44:44.000 The dude with the four teeth.

00:44:45.000 What was that line?

00:44:46.000 That's a hell of a drug.

00:44:47.000 What was it?

00:44:49.000 Was it Rick James?

00:44:51.000 Is it Rick James?

00:44:52.000 It's a hell of a drug.

00:44:53.000 Cocaine's a hell of a drug. 0.99

00:44:54.000 But cocaine don't make you gay, bruh. 0.99

00:44:56.000 Maybe meth does. 0.97

00:44:57.000 Meth is that good. 1.00

00:44:58.000 Maybe they're just gay. 1.00

00:45:00.000 I don't know, dude. 0.99

00:45:01.000 Maybe they just can be tricked into being gay. 0.99

00:45:04.000 It's like we were talking about earlier.

00:45:05.000 I really do believe that people can be talked into things.

00:45:08.000 Gay?

00:45:09.000 Sure. 0.90

00:45:09.000 For sure. 0.90

00:45:10.000 Really?

00:45:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:12.000 Yeah.

00:45:12.000 I had a bit about it.

00:45:13.000 Okay.

00:45:14.000 I had a bit about Mormons.

00:45:16.000 Okay.

00:45:17.000 Because Mormons, there was a thing called Proposition 8, and it was all about gay marriage. 0.99

00:45:21.000 It was repealing gay marriage. 0.81

00:45:22.000 And what was crazy was that the Mormon church spent a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage.

00:45:30.000 And I said, if anybody should be scared of gay marriage, it should be Mormons. 0.96

00:45:34.000 Okay.

00:45:34.000 Because someone can talk you into being a Mormon.

00:45:37.000 They can definitely talk you into sucking their dick. 1.00

00:45:40.000 They just need a more alone time with you. 1.00

00:45:42.000 You really believe a 14 year old boy found golden tablets that contain the lost work of Jesus, but only he could read it because he had a magic rock? 1.00

00:45:51.000 Like someone, if some guy can get you to suck his dick. 1.00

00:45:54.000 He's just got to be around you long enough and tell you that the prophets told him to tell you that there's wisdom in his dick and that you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of God. 0.99

00:46:04.000 100% guys have done that. 0.99

00:46:05.000 Do you remember that documentary that came out about the guy who fucked the whole family? 0.98

00:46:13.000 Remember he fucked the mom, the dad, and the kid? 0.99

00:46:16.000 Yes. 1.00

00:46:16.000 They were Mormon. 1.00

00:46:18.000 Oh no.

00:46:19.000 Of course.

00:46:20.000 Interesting.

00:46:21.000 There's another thing about Mormons.

00:46:23.000 They get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion that doesn't make sense. 0.87

00:46:27.000 Right.

00:46:27.000 People that buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense.

00:46:30.000 Yeah.

00:46:30.000 I know a lady who was a Mormon and she actually admitted this.

00:46:33.000 Yeah.

00:46:33.000 It was her admission that made me think about it.

00:46:35.000 Yeah.

00:46:35.000 She goes, I have so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys or cult members.

00:46:42.000 I buy into it because she grew up her whole life in this fundamentalist religion where you just believe nonsense. 0.92

00:46:48.000 So you're used to handing over your consciousness to nonsense.

00:46:53.000 Let me see if I can poke holes in it. 0.88

00:46:55.000 Let me see.

00:46:56.000 Let me see here.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, you become trained to believe and not be skeptical so that anything that makes you feel good and included You feel like, oh, it's true.

00:47:10.000 It is rewarded.

00:47:11.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1.00

00:47:12.000 All kinds of hokey fucking homeopathic bullshit. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:16.000 All kinds of nonsense that people believe. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Reiki healing.

00:47:19.000 Yeah.

00:47:20.000 I want to touch you and heal you with my hands.

00:47:23.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:47:23.000 All that nonsense. 0.97

00:47:25.000 We were talking about earlier about people and their art and people being cancelled and their art gets cancelled.

00:47:32.000 Whether or not they do that with scientists, there's actually a great example of that.

00:47:36.000 There's a guy named Fritz Haber invented the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing.

00:47:51.000 Like, when you eat food, I think they say that 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the Haber Method.

00:47:59.000 He figured this out in like, I guess it was World War I or World War II. And then, one, World War I. He figured this out, and then, right afterwards, he figured out how to make Zyklon gas.

00:48:13.000 So he made Zyklon A gas, which was a gas that was a pesticide, and they used Zyklon A gas for crops to kill off bugs, and it stunk to high hell. 0.99

00:48:25.000 It was fucking horrible. 0.96

00:48:27.000 So it had this smell attached to it. 0.99

00:48:30.000 The Nazis turned that into Zyklon B and were gassing Jews with his invention. 0.96

00:48:37.000 On top of that, during World War I, he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops, so on the Allied troops.

00:48:46.000 There was the first war where they used large-scale gassing.

00:48:50.000 Chemical weapons, yeah.

00:48:50.000 And so he was, at the same time, Getting the Nobel Prize for the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere, and then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity.

00:49:06.000 Fuck. 0.99

00:49:06.000 So he was wanted for war crimes, for gassing. 0.99

00:49:10.000 Yeah.

00:49:11.000 First time they've ever used poison gas on troops.

00:49:13.000 It was thought to be a terrible violation of the rules of engagement.

00:49:17.000 Have we developed a new fertilizer thing?

00:49:20.000 No, we still use that.

00:49:22.000 That's still the standard.

00:49:23.000 There's two ways of getting nitrogen. 0.99

00:49:25.000 You either get nitrogen through natural sources, which is like fish and fertilizer and cow manure and all those types of things.

00:49:30.000 That's what compost is for. 1.00

00:49:32.000 You get it that way, or you get it from the Haber method.

00:49:35.000 Because the oxygen, when you think about air...

00:49:38.000 That's the best argument for like...

00:49:39.000 What is it?

00:49:40.000 Mulching?

00:49:40.000 What is the thing?

00:49:41.000 Not mulching.

00:49:42.000 Compost.

00:49:42.000 That's the best argument for compost.

00:49:44.000 It's like, don't support the Nazis.

00:49:46.000 Right, but he's already dead.

00:49:47.000 It's large scale.

00:49:48.000 Like, large scale composting is a real issue.

00:49:51.000 You need a lot of biological waste to make some large scale composting.

00:49:55.000 But this Hopper thing is really, it's a crazy story, man.

00:49:59.000 Yeah.

00:49:59.000 Because it sort of embodies this situation where you've got a guy who did this incredible thing that helped so many people, but also did this horrible thing that killed so many people.

00:50:09.000 Yeah.

00:50:09.000 Why were the Germans so advanced technologically at that time?

00:50:12.000 I don't know, man.

00:50:13.000 They're advanced with engines, with car design, with rocketry.

00:50:18.000 But why?

00:50:18.000 What is it?

00:50:19.000 It's hard to say. 0.99

00:50:20.000 I mean, they're just brilliant fucking people. 0.98

00:50:23.000 But it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in Europe. 0.98

00:50:26.000 You'd think that technology would be shared.

00:50:29.000 That's just so...

00:50:30.000 Dude, it was so crazy how advanced they were that the United States took the Nazis in to run NASA. Right. 0.68

00:50:37.000 Yeah.

00:50:38.000 Space Force.

00:50:39.000 Yeah.

00:50:39.000 It's new.

00:50:41.000 Operation Paperclip.

00:50:42.000 They brought in Nazis. 0.98

00:50:44.000 Right.

00:50:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:44.000 Didn't the Russians, too?

00:50:45.000 I think they, like, split up all the scientists.

00:50:47.000 They all went either to Russia or the United States. 0.51

00:50:50.000 All the biggest killers. 1.00

00:50:51.000 Wernher von Braun was a fucking straight-up Nazi. 1.00

00:50:54.000 Really? 1.00

00:50:54.000 Yes. 1.00

00:50:55.000 The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity.

00:51:01.000 Really?

00:51:01.000 Wernher von Braun.

00:51:02.000 The guy who was the head of NASA. Fuck. 1.00

00:51:04.000 Bro. 1.00

00:51:05.000 Awful shit, man. 1.00

00:51:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:07.000 Yeah, they used to hang the five slowest Jews in front of his rocket factory in Berlin. 1.00

00:51:11.000 What?

00:51:11.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:51:12.000 Like, real, legit Nazi shit. 1.00

00:51:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:15.000 Whoa.

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 That was the head of NASA. They just took all those brilliant scientists.

00:51:20.000 Look at him.

00:51:20.000 There he is.

00:51:21.000 Werner von Braun.

00:51:23.000 Wow.

00:51:23.000 With all the Nazis.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 Big smile.

00:51:26.000 It is interesting that, like, the brands that happened around the Nazis never, like, rebranded.

00:51:35.000 You know how, like, Volkswagen is still people's car.

00:51:39.000 Yes.

00:51:40.000 Like, which people?

00:51:41.000 Right, right.

00:51:41.000 You know which people.

00:51:43.000 Right.

00:51:43.000 And then, like, Hugo Boss, I think is just Hugo Boss.

00:51:47.000 Like, if you have a little...

00:51:48.000 Hugo Boss was a Nazi company? 1.00

00:51:49.000 They made the fucking outfits! 1.00

00:51:51.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

00:51:52.000 Didn't we talk about this?

00:51:53.000 But isn't that, like, don't you...

00:51:55.000 You know how now if you have, like, a little...

00:51:57.000 Like, Pizza Hut was like, we remade the pizzas, they're way better, and, like, you would think that...

00:52:02.000 You would rebrand if you're attached to that.

00:52:04.000 You'd switch the name up in some way.

00:52:08.000 Jake Boss.

00:52:09.000 People had a different sensibility when it came to things back then.

00:52:13.000 What you mean?

00:52:14.000 Because they let things go.

00:52:17.000 Like, the only thing they never let go is the swastika. 0.70

00:52:20.000 You can't bring back the swastika. 0.92

00:52:21.000 Yeah.

00:52:22.000 But like, in those days after World War II... It's an Indian thing, right? 1.00

00:52:25.000 Isn't it a Hindu symbol?

00:52:26.000 Yeah, it is.

00:52:27.000 So these poor Indians are walking around? 0.98

00:52:30.000 Say again?

00:52:30.000 It's in the other direction.

00:52:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:52:32.000 But still, you can't wear it.

00:52:34.000 Hogan's Heroes was a fucking sitcom. 0.99

00:52:37.000 About Nazi concentration camps. 1.00

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:39.000 I mean, they'd joke around about it in the 1970s, and that was just 20 years afterwards.

00:52:44.000 Dude, that's an interesting discussion.

00:52:47.000 Imagine if we had a sitcom about 9-11.

00:52:51.000 Yeah, dude.

00:52:52.000 That's what Hogan's Heroes is like.

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:54.000 Same amount of time.

00:52:55.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, dude, there was a time...

00:53:00.000 I'm trying to see if this is possible, but like, where like comedy and corporations could work together.

00:53:08.000 When was this?

00:53:09.000 At the time you're describing, like, I don't think comedy and corporations can work together.

00:53:13.000 I think it's very difficult, right?

00:53:14.000 So it's like...

00:53:15.000 Well, back then, didn't comedy have to work with corporations or they couldn't work at all?

00:53:19.000 Right, but the corporations were like, okay, just be funny.

00:53:21.000 That's fine.

00:53:22.000 You could do a show about this.

00:53:24.000 Oh, you mean a show about, like, Nazi concentration camps.

00:53:28.000 Exactly.

00:53:28.000 Like, they're not policing.

00:53:30.000 I mean, insane. 0.94

00:53:31.000 And you know, the dude, Bob Crane, on the far right, was a freak.

00:53:35.000 What do you mean? 0.99

00:53:36.000 He was, like, one of the first guys to film himself fucking. 1.00

00:53:38.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:53:38.000 It was a great, great, great Kinnear movie. 0.99

00:53:41.000 Big cameras back then.

00:53:43.000 Big cameras.

00:53:43.000 You need, like, another person.

00:53:45.000 You knew you were being filmed.

00:53:45.000 It wasn't like your iPhone, which is nice and silent.

00:53:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:48.000 You had to like set it up.

00:53:49.000 There's like a cape at the back of it.

00:53:52.000 Have a dude cranking it out while you're banging. 1.00

00:53:54.000 Bro, who was filming?

00:53:55.000 Somebody had to do it.

00:53:57.000 There was a movie called, what was it called?

00:54:00.000 Something Focus?

00:54:02.000 Autofocus?

00:54:03.000 Right.

00:54:03.000 I think it was called Autofocus.

00:54:05.000 But it was a film about him and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with.

00:54:11.000 Why?

00:54:12.000 Because they had a dispute.

00:54:13.000 They had a falling out. 1.00

00:54:14.000 Maybe they touched dicks. 1.00

00:54:15.000 I don't know what happened. 0.99

00:54:18.000 Something happened, but it's a crazy movie. 1.00

00:54:21.000 It shows you how this guy was on that sitcom, but he was like, fuck movies, man. 1.00

00:54:27.000 I just want to bang. 1.00

00:54:29.000 He just became a porn star. 1.00

00:54:31.000 I think about that all the time. 0.99

00:54:35.000 Think about that all the time. 1.00

00:54:36.000 Just fucking... 0.99

00:54:37.000 I don't know, dude. 0.99

00:54:39.000 I think back then there was just very few rules.

00:54:42.000 Is this the movie?

00:54:43.000 Autofocus. 1.00

00:54:44.000 Or we just cared less about shit. 1.00

00:54:46.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:47.000 Life wasn't that good.

00:54:49.000 Well, I think there was just less people yelling at you if you made the wrong choices, too.

00:54:53.000 Because there was no social media back then.

00:54:55.000 That's also true, right?

00:54:57.000 So less people have a voice about what's wrong.

00:54:59.000 But I also think, like, in times of luxury...

00:55:03.000 Rules present themselves.

00:55:04.000 And then in times of chaos, rules strip.

00:55:06.000 At least in New York, I don't know how it was here, but during the shelter in place, during the pandemic, there was no more rules.

00:55:12.000 Right.

00:55:12.000 Yeah, same as here.

00:55:13.000 Hey, you can't drink alcohol in the streets.

00:55:15.000 And then all of a sudden it was like, yeah, I guess you can.

00:55:18.000 Right?

00:55:18.000 Like, they just said you can.

00:55:20.000 And then there wasn't...

00:55:21.000 It was dangerous.

00:55:22.000 There wasn't anything like that.

00:55:23.000 You can't deliver alcohol.

00:55:24.000 You can only deliver food.

00:55:25.000 Oh, yeah, you can deliver alcohol.

00:55:26.000 You can't serve...

00:55:27.000 You can't eat on the street without a permit.

00:55:29.000 Okay, you can eat on the street without...

00:55:30.000 It just exposed...

00:55:31.000 That's all this corona thing did. 1.00

00:55:32.000 It exposed a lot of bullshit. 1.00

00:55:34.000 It definitely did that. 1.00

00:55:35.000 Like, it fucking... 0.99

00:55:37.000 It took the makeup off. 0.99

00:55:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:40.000 Like, you know, like you're at the club and like the girl's like beautiful and then like you guys go for like a skinny dip and then you're just like, whoa, dude. 0.99

00:55:46.000 You fucking tricked me, dude. 0.90

00:55:50.000 And I feel like, yeah, like that happened. 1.00

00:55:52.000 That happened with fucking TV. Well, they adapted, right? 0.99

00:55:55.000 They adapted with these new, looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this corona time.

00:56:01.000 How does it keep me safe?

00:56:02.000 I saw the funniest thing today.

00:56:04.000 What's that?

00:56:04.000 Something that said, use social distancing unless you're protesting.

00:56:08.000 Can I tell you something, bro?

00:56:09.000 You see that?

00:56:10.000 They put it on Fox!

00:56:13.000 It was like an official report.

00:56:14.000 I got the screenshot in here.

00:56:15.000 I'll beat you to it, Jamie.

00:56:17.000 I couldn't believe this.

00:56:18.000 Let me find it.

00:56:19.000 There it is right here.

00:56:20.000 Look.

00:56:20.000 As public health advocates, we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for COVID-19 transmission.

00:56:28.000 What?

00:56:29.000 This should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings, particularly protests against stay-at-home orders.

00:56:35.000 So, protests against stay-at-home, that you can get corona.

00:56:40.000 Yeah.

00:56:41.000 Hey, don't say corona five times, or corona comes.

00:56:44.000 But protest for anything else, I think you're good.

00:56:47.000 It is really interesting, isn't it? 0.99

00:56:49.000 It's pathetic. 0.98

00:56:51.000 Tell me if this is unethical, but tell me if this is right. 0.96

00:56:55.000 What if we, in support of Black Lives Matter, donated a percentage of all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences?

00:57:09.000 Now it's a public gathering in support of this cause and we're putting money towards a cause.

00:57:14.000 Putting money in our mouth.

00:57:15.000 Now some people of course say, you're using this cause to perform in front of more people.

00:57:18.000 And you're right.

00:57:20.000 But at the same time, we're doing the right thing.

00:57:22.000 Everyone's benefiting.

00:57:23.000 It's mutually assured.

00:57:26.000 That would be interesting.

00:57:29.000 But then you're giving up your power to, whether it's Black Lives Matter or whatever, you're giving up your ability to just have a show It really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations, right?

00:57:44.000 Of course.

00:57:45.000 Of course.

00:57:46.000 But the idea that you could get away with it, we have like a three-month exemption window where you could have full crowds.

00:57:56.000 Until they lift it, you could only have full crowds if you give 5% to fill in whatever the blank, whether it's Black Lives Matter, whatever people decide.

00:58:05.000 Isn't this how they treat rich people anyway?

00:58:08.000 Hey, rich people, you've got to pay taxes.

00:58:09.000 Unless, of course, you'd like to donate to a charity, and then you don't have to pay that in taxes.

00:58:13.000 Exactly.

00:58:13.000 You could take some of that out.

00:58:14.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:58:16.000 In that way, you can kind of decide where your taxes go.

00:58:19.000 And then who wins?

00:58:20.000 These organizations that are truly trying to help people.

00:58:23.000 But then, will the organizations drop it after a while?

00:58:26.000 Like, when do you have to keep paying them?

00:58:28.000 And what happens with them?

00:58:29.000 They become a big corporation, and then they shame people for not paying, and then it becomes a thing like, if you don't pay, you don't care.

00:58:37.000 They have power over you. 1.00

00:58:38.000 And this is one of the things that happened with COVID, with the people that were screaming, wear a fucking mask, wear a fucking mask. 1.00

00:58:44.000 They have power over you to tell you to wear a mask. 1.00

00:58:46.000 Are they really concerned?

00:58:48.000 Is that what's really going on?

00:58:49.000 Because it turns out, historically, they were wrong.

00:58:51.000 They were wrong, yeah. 0.99

00:58:51.000 They were wrong, and yet you still, you can't go to places, I ordered tacos at Santa Barbara yesterday, I don't wear a fucking mask. 0.99

00:58:57.000 Can I tell you? 0.99

00:58:58.000 The good tacos.

00:58:59.000 Where'd you go?

00:58:59.000 Because I was in Santa Barbara, too.

00:59:01.000 We've had this conversation.

00:59:02.000 Do you remember the place?

00:59:03.000 I don't.

00:59:03.000 Some outside joint.

00:59:05.000 It's the shit. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Oh, it's an outside joint. 1.00

00:59:07.000 I was probably right there with you, bro.

00:59:08.000 Shalhoobs? 1.00

00:59:09.000 I don't remember the name.

00:59:10.000 It's called Shalhoobs. 1.00

00:59:11.000 It could have been.

00:59:12.000 They go, please put your mask on as we take you to your seat.

00:59:17.000 Now, when we're at your seat, you can take your mask off.

00:59:21.000 Hilarious.

00:59:21.000 Can anybody explain to me what they thought I was going to do?

00:59:25.000 Spit on people. 0.98

00:59:27.000 Shame! 0.97

00:59:28.000 That's LA now.

00:59:30.000 LA is opening up restaurants and I had my friend Janet and Evan.

00:59:35.000 Janet is the owner and Evan is the lead chef of this restaurant, Felix.

00:59:41.000 In Venice.

00:59:42.000 Okay.

00:59:42.000 And they said that when people are in the restaurant, people have to wear their mask until they sit down.

00:59:47.000 Then when they go up to pee, if they get up to pee, they have to wear their mask.

00:59:51.000 If you go to leave, you have to wear your mask.

00:59:53.000 There's no science.

00:59:54.000 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 0.97

00:59:55.000 There's no science here.

00:59:55.000 You're all in a box together.

00:59:57.000 And this is an intimate restaurant in Venice.

00:59:59.000 It's not a big restaurant.

01:00:01.000 It's the weirdest time. 1.00

01:00:02.000 It's fucking dummies that they fucked up the first thing. 1.00

01:00:05.000 Now they're fucking this up. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Yeah, because they just don't want to admit they're wrong. 0.97

01:00:08.000 They just don't want to admit they're wrong.

01:00:10.000 I get it.

01:00:10.000 I've been in that, you know, I've been in that argument.

01:00:12.000 You're with a friend or with your girl or some shit like that. 0.55

01:00:15.000 New Zealand lifts lockdown as it declares virus eliminated for now. 0.94

01:00:18.000 And what did they do?

01:00:20.000 Well, there's only like a million people there.

01:00:22.000 No active coronavirus cases and no new infections.

01:00:24.000 Wow.

01:00:25.000 But you can't go over there. 1.00

01:00:26.000 Like, get out of here, you dirty bitch. 1.00

01:00:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:29.000 They have a beautiful country with very few people.

01:00:32.000 I mean, I think the whole population of New Zealand is like, what is it, like 10 million?

01:00:37.000 They are letting some exceptions, though.

01:00:39.000 Some people can come in?

01:00:40.000 Yes.

01:00:41.000 Like us.

01:00:42.000 For instance, James Cameron and the people making Avatar 2 have an exemption.

01:00:45.000 Oh my goodness.

01:00:47.000 So there are exemptions for professional purposes.

01:00:49.000 I see how it works.

01:00:50.000 What if you had a show booked?

01:00:51.000 What if Andrew and I had a style bender?

01:00:55.000 We gotta go see Izzy. 0.91

01:00:57.000 Andrew and I with style bender.

01:00:58.000 What if we had a show?

01:00:59.000 Talk to your boy.

01:01:00.000 We might have to do it.

01:01:01.000 All we have to do is take a test.

01:01:02.000 How about I take a test? 1.00

01:01:03.000 There's no way to take a test without shoving that fucking thing all the way down my nose. 1.00

01:01:06.000 Bro, it's so easy now. 1.00

01:01:07.000 The new one.

01:01:07.000 What's the new one?

01:01:08.000 Just a little Q-tip.

01:01:09.000 It just barely goes in the inside of your nose.

01:01:11.000 And then done.

01:01:11.000 And then you're done.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 I haven't taken a test.

01:01:14.000 I've taken seven of them, I think.

01:01:16.000 And you're passing?

01:01:16.000 Yeah.

01:01:17.000 Every one of them.

01:01:18.000 Yeah.

01:01:18.000 I don't know, dude.

01:01:19.000 I don't know.

01:01:20.000 I don't think I... Yeah.

01:01:21.000 Maybe I got it.

01:01:22.000 I don't know.

01:01:22.000 Maybe I had it.

01:01:22.000 Do you take vitamins?

01:01:23.000 No.

01:01:24.000 Never?

01:01:24.000 No.

01:01:25.000 Hmm.

01:01:28.000 I don't know.

01:01:29.000 I think I got...

01:01:30.000 I don't know.

01:01:31.000 I knew I was over it.

01:01:33.000 Say again?

01:01:33.000 How well do you eat?

01:01:34.000 I don't know.

01:01:35.000 I just eat in the morning and then the afternoon.

01:01:38.000 I don't eat a lot of bread and I don't eat a lot of refined sugar or none.

01:01:42.000 I try to cut them all out.

01:01:43.000 That's good.

01:01:43.000 That's healthy.

01:01:44.000 My girl's an amazing cook so she throws it down. 1.00

01:01:46.000 Oh, there you go.

01:01:47.000 So you're eating healthy.

01:01:48.000 I'm healthy.

01:01:49.000 I try to exercise but like...

01:01:51.000 I did it, you know, I was like super, you know, put the lotion on the hands and cover everything up for like maybe a couple weeks and then I was like, nah, this is not going to happen.

01:01:59.000 I was nervous.

01:02:00.000 Yeah.

01:02:00.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:02:01.000 In the beginning I was terrified.

01:02:02.000 Two weeks though.

01:02:02.000 When did you stop Karen?

01:02:03.000 I knew the moment I stopped Karen.

01:02:05.000 Well, I got my first test.

01:02:07.000 I took my first test like maybe two, three weeks in and everybody was clear.

01:02:13.000 I was like, all right, we're all good.

01:02:14.000 We're all good.

01:02:14.000 My whole family was good.

01:02:15.000 And then I started testing everybody in here.

01:02:18.000 Yeah.

01:02:19.000 And then I knew eight people that got it.

01:02:21.000 And the eight people that got it, everyone was fine except for Michael Yeo.

01:02:25.000 Michael Yeo got it pretty bad.

01:02:26.000 But, in the interest of telling the whole story, if anybody ever heard this already, I'm sorry. 0.92

01:02:32.000 But Michael Yeo flew all the way to New York, no sleep, does fucking press, does radio, did two shows, did two shows the next day, flies back home, no rest.

01:02:42.000 Gets in the car, drives to Vegas to see his wife's family, hangs out there for a little bit, drives home same night. 0.95

01:02:50.000 Next day, auditions.

01:02:51.000 Next day after that, more auditions.

01:02:53.000 So you got no sleep, worn out, a lot of travel, stress, stress, stress, and then audition stress, and then boom, it hits him.

01:03:00.000 And it hit him, and it hit him pretty bad, and then he got on Advil, and he said that once he started taking Advil, it fucking spiked, and he got real bad, wound up being hospitalized. 0.70

01:03:11.000 Meanwhile, his mother got it. 0.97

01:03:13.000 She was all good.

01:03:14.000 She's in her 70s, I believe.

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:17.000 Kicked it in a day.

01:03:18.000 One day.

01:03:19.000 Because she wasn't traveling.

01:03:20.000 She wasn't wearing herself out.

01:03:21.000 She eats healthy.

01:03:22.000 Whatever.

01:03:22.000 Whatever the reason is.

01:03:24.000 And he also had deficient vitamin D. That was a problem with Michael.

01:03:29.000 I think Mike just caught the perfect storm of being tired.

01:03:34.000 He felt like he might have been run down already.

01:03:36.000 Maybe he had a little bit of a cold.

01:03:38.000 Then got the COVID. And got the COVID with a bunch of his friends.

01:03:41.000 And I think they were all fine.

01:03:44.000 They all got it.

01:03:45.000 They got sick a little bit, but then they walked it off.

01:03:47.000 I think that's the case, but he got it real bad.

01:03:50.000 He's the only one that I know that got it real bad.

01:03:52.000 Everybody I know that got it, they got sick, they coughed a little bit, and then after a while it was over.

01:03:57.000 It's just tricky.

01:03:58.000 You just don't want to kill your dad.

01:04:00.000 You don't want to kill your mom.

01:04:01.000 That's really what it comes down to. 1.00

01:04:02.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:04:03.000 We said the guys that work with me, we all basically said, if one of us gets it, we all get it. 0.99

01:04:09.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 And that was the thing.

01:04:10.000 We just kept working. 0.57

01:04:11.000 Spitting each other's mouth, right? 0.92

01:04:12.000 I mean, yeah, you know, just white boy fun. 1.00

01:04:14.000 Yeah, it was regular shit. 1.00

01:04:15.000 On a bull. 1.00

01:04:17.000 The other thing is with Mike, on a bull, on a bull, like spitting each other's mouth while you're riding a bull. 1.00

01:04:22.000 That's white boy shit. 1.00

01:04:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:24.000 One of the things they were saying is with kids, they were like, my kids, they were like, you know, we don't know if they're ever going to be able to go back to school again.

01:04:31.000 Might have to do remote schooling and all this different.

01:04:33.000 I'm like, kids aren't even getting sick.

01:04:34.000 Yeah.

01:04:35.000 And if they do get sick, it's not very many of them. 0.99

01:04:37.000 Meanwhile, you don't shut down shit for the flu, and the flu kills kids. 1.00

01:04:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:42.000 This disease kills an incredibly small number of children. 1.00

01:04:47.000 It's always a tragedy when a kid dies of any disease.

01:04:49.000 So it's not like we're saying that those kids don't count.

01:04:52.000 Right.

01:04:53.000 To say that it's dangerous for kids, it's like, it's dangerous for a very small number of kids.

01:04:59.000 Very, very small.

01:05:00.000 The flu is dangerous for all kids. 1.00

01:05:03.000 The flu fucking kills kids. 1.00

01:05:04.000 You don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu. 1.00

01:05:07.000 You don't test the security.

01:05:08.000 You don't test people.

01:05:09.000 You tell them if they have the flu, stay home. 1.00

01:05:10.000 People get the flu all the fucking time. 0.99

01:05:12.000 And last year in America, 61,000 people died from it, from the flu. 0.99

01:05:17.000 So, more people die from COVID. I don't know how many more.

01:05:21.000 I don't know.

01:05:22.000 I think the number they're attributing to it is 110,000 now.

01:05:26.000 110,000.

01:05:27.000 But I don't know if that's more or less than the real number because they're wondering, are people dying of COVID that they're not counting?

01:05:36.000 Are people dying of other things and they're counting it as COVID? There's a lot of dispute as to what the real number is.

01:05:43.000 Let's say it's accurate. 0.98

01:05:44.000 Yeah.

01:05:44.000 110, it's basically less than twice as bad as a bad flu.

01:05:48.000 I don't think that's enough to shut down the fucking economy. 0.98

01:05:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:51.000 I think people need to make good choices. 0.99

01:05:53.000 But meanwhile, they don't say a word about taking care of yourself.

01:05:56.000 Not a word.

01:05:57.000 Not a word about don't drink so much.

01:05:59.000 Not a word about don't eat sugar.

01:06:00.000 Not a word.

01:06:01.000 Get your sleep.

01:06:02.000 Yeah.

01:06:02.000 Here's how important sleep is to your immune system.

01:06:05.000 Not a word.

01:06:06.000 Yeah.

01:06:07.000 What do you think changes?

01:06:09.000 What do you think doesn't recover after this? 1.00

01:06:11.000 Bro, restaurants are fucked. 1.00

01:06:13.000 I think people go right back. 1.00

01:06:15.000 They will go right back, but the restaurants don't have the money to stay open.

01:06:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:19.000 So, like, businesses that operate on a fringe are done.

01:06:22.000 Like, the businesses are like, alright, I got money this month, we can stay open.

01:06:26.000 I think they operated in a world that never considered that we could have some sort of calamity like this.

01:06:31.000 Well, that was what Janet, the owner of Felix, was saying, is that most of these restaurants, they make like 14% profit.

01:06:39.000 Yeah.

01:06:40.000 That's what they operate on. 1.00

01:06:41.000 If you shut them down for three months, they're fucked. 1.00

01:06:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:44.000 And some of them don't even operate well, that well. 1.00

01:06:47.000 They're operating on 4% profit.

01:06:49.000 Right.

01:06:50.000 You know, they're barely making it.

01:06:51.000 They're barely getting by.

01:06:52.000 They're not doing so well.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, it's like...

01:06:54.000 Yeah.

01:06:54.000 Corona exposed pre-existing conditions both physically and economically.

01:07:00.000 You're right.

01:07:00.000 Like, if your business had these pre-existing conditions, you are barely surviving, Corona's cutting you out of there.

01:07:06.000 You're right.

01:07:06.000 I think that's...

01:07:07.000 I keep on looking at, like, TV... You know, like you see all these like shows going to being filmed in their home and it's like, oh fuck. 0.99

01:07:17.000 Jimmy Fallon. 0.98

01:07:17.000 Like Fallon and all these guys, they're doing it in their home now and it's like... 0.98

01:07:21.000 Weird.

01:07:21.000 Not only is it weird, it's like without all the lights, without all the makeup...

01:07:25.000 How about no audience?

01:07:26.000 Without the laughs, the laugh tracks, all of a sudden it looks real elementary, right?

01:07:31.000 Yes!

01:07:32.000 And people kept hitting us up like you were so gracious, you know, reposting all this stuff.

01:07:36.000 And like for me, when I saw everybody come to YouTube...

01:07:39.000 I was like, oh, it's a home game now.

01:07:43.000 Like, the second I was like, you can't go to the studio, and we had the studio built, and my guys were like...

01:07:51.000 Perfect timing with your studio.

01:07:52.000 Perfect timing.

01:07:53.000 Bro, it was... 1.00

01:07:54.000 And if I did explain to anybody why I was going to build a studio prior to all this, they'd be like, you are the stupidest guy with money I've ever heard in my entire life. 1.00

01:08:02.000 Really they were saying that to you? 0.95

01:08:03.000 No, they didn't say it, but if I explained how much money I spent on the studio and I had zero way of making the money back, because I know this is bad investment strategy, but I never go, oh, if I put this in now, 10 years is later.

01:08:14.000 All I go is, I really want to do this, and if I love this enough, I'll find a way to make money on it, right?

01:08:20.000 Right.

01:08:20.000 That's how I live my whole life.

01:08:22.000 Honestly, it works.

01:08:23.000 That's how I do it. 0.99

01:08:23.000 If you're investing in fucking companies that you have no clue what they are, maybe you do it other way. 0.99

01:08:27.000 But if you're investing in the shit that you love, it will work out. 1.00

01:08:31.000 It sounds stupid. 1.00

01:08:32.000 We sound like Gary Vee. 1.00

01:08:33.000 But you know what? 1.00

01:08:36.000 Go sell some shit in your backyard! 1.00

01:08:38.000 It works because you're chasing what you really enjoy. 1.00

01:08:40.000 You know that if you build a studio, you'll get to do some of the clips, like these things that you're putting up on Instagram, and it's what you really enjoy.

01:08:48.000 Dude, it is.

01:08:49.000 It was so cool.

01:08:50.000 It was so cool.

01:08:52.000 Just to see everybody come in.

01:08:53.000 And it was like, you know in the superhero movies where the supervillain loses their powers and then has to fight the hero on an even playing ground?

01:09:03.000 And it's like, oh this is what we're doing now?

01:09:06.000 It's over.

01:09:07.000 I really genuinely believe it. 0.99

01:09:09.000 And it's a pain in the ass. 0.99

01:09:10.000 It's hard work putting out the pieces, man. 0.99

01:09:12.000 Shout out to my guys who do an amazing job.

01:09:14.000 Mark Gagnon, comic, he writes it with me. 0.93

01:09:16.000 I love how they have the graphics in the back to match all the shit you're talking about. 0.98

01:09:20.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:09:20.000 And you know, we stole the John Oliver graphics. 0.97

01:09:23.000 Did you?

01:09:24.000 Or like background.

01:09:25.000 Where they go?

01:09:26.000 No, not where they go, but like the image, like the imagery in the background.

01:09:30.000 We literally just looked at every show.

01:09:31.000 We're like, all right, who's the best?

01:09:33.000 And we're like, we want to look just like them.

01:09:35.000 So they compare us immediately.

01:09:39.000 It was like, I want the smoke right now. 0.98

01:09:42.000 For once, you guys gotta fucking compete with me. 0.94

01:09:46.000 You gotta do it grassroots. 1.00

01:09:48.000 We're in the fucking jungle. 1.00

01:09:49.000 It's just YouTube clips. 0.99

01:09:51.000 It's just a few guys making it.

01:09:53.000 You're also, you're unshackled.

01:09:55.000 Like the prolific use of the word retard is a perfect example. 1.00

01:09:59.000 Yes.

01:09:59.000 Unshackled.

01:10:00.000 You could basically say whatever you want to be funny.

01:10:02.000 Yeah, because who's canceling me?

01:10:04.000 Hamstrung.

01:10:05.000 Hamstrung, first of all, it has to be a television show.

01:10:08.000 Keep going, this is interesting.

01:10:09.000 Yeah, it has to be a television show which has advertising, so it has to be, even though he's on the internet now essentially, I mean he's doing it from his home from a webcam, you still have to do it under the same FCC restrictions.

01:10:20.000 You don't have to do that.

01:10:22.000 You're buck wild.

01:10:23.000 You put it on YouTube and putting those clips up on Instagram.

01:10:25.000 Not only FCC constrictions, DNC constrictions.

01:10:29.000 You know what you gotta say.

01:10:30.000 Yes.

01:10:31.000 You know you gotta tell the company line.

01:10:32.000 Yes, yes, yes.

01:10:33.000 You have affiliations. 0.99

01:10:35.000 Honestly, I really believe the reason why our shit blew up so quick. 0.99

01:10:40.000 Outside of you reposting it, obviously that's magnificent. 0.93

01:10:43.000 Thank you so much.

01:10:43.000 You're welcome.

01:10:44.000 Keep doing it.

01:10:45.000 100%.

01:10:45.000 I'll keep posting it.

01:10:46.000 We will.

01:10:47.000 I really believe and I think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys which was We just said the truth Obviously in a funny way. 1.00

01:10:57.000 It's five minutes jam-packed a fucking laser beam Someone who needed some bars this week someone who needed to be told that they're fucking idiots, right? 0.99

01:11:06.000 But we said The truth doesn't have a party And if we just find truth, and I'm not talking about statistics or any of that kind of shit, I'm literally talking about gut feeling. 1.00

01:11:15.000 Funny shit. 0.99

01:11:15.000 When you look at Biden, you're not going, this is a president. 0.99

01:11:20.000 Right.

01:11:20.000 Right?

01:11:20.000 You're not going, you're not saying that at all.

01:11:22.000 No. 0.72

01:11:23.000 So it's like, and I'm just sitting here, I'm going, is nobody fucking talking about this?

01:11:27.000 Like, I'll message some guys that work for CNN, I won't say their names, but I'll just DM, I'll be like, bro, I appreciate your support, you're great, you're sweet. 0.98

01:11:33.000 Is he senile?

01:11:35.000 They'll say yes! 1.00

01:11:37.000 And I'm like, why aren't you saying it on a fucking TV? Because they want him to win no matter what. 0.99

01:11:41.000 I know.

01:11:42.000 So everybody...

01:11:42.000 They just don't want Trump.

01:11:43.000 This is the thing with the...

01:11:44.000 What I was saying with like corporations and comedy.

01:11:48.000 What do we do as comics? 1.00

01:11:50.000 We make fun of the absurd, the fucking asinine. 1.00

01:11:52.000 We make fun of institutions. 1.00

01:11:53.000 That's what we do. 0.75

01:11:54.000 You and I will be out there, we'll be fucking playing pool, and we'll be thinking about these institutions that we want to give justice to in a weird way. 0.80

01:12:02.000 We give justice with words. 0.96

01:12:03.000 We're like, you're not going to get away with it.

01:12:05.000 And that's where we operate.

01:12:06.000 We operate in this space like, oh no, you're not getting away with it.

01:12:09.000 But right now, there's such a cost.

01:12:12.000 For saying the wrong things, even in your friend group.

01:12:15.000 Even your friend group.

01:12:17.000 So what we basically said is, when we sit down, we're like, okay, I know I feel this way about something.

01:12:23.000 We're going to construct an argument around this thing that is true that is so solid.

01:12:28.000 I don't care if you're on the left or the right.

01:12:30.000 You cannot refute it. 0.99

01:12:32.000 And it's fucking painstaking. 0.94

01:12:35.000 But it works, and the coolest thing is seeing these people on the left and the right Watch this clip, both find it funny, and both agree, and you realize 99% of us are not left or right. 0.98

01:12:47.000 There's one fucking issue that takes us over. 1.00

01:12:49.000 We're literally in the middle, watching these idiots on either side of the extreme say stupid shit we don't give a fuck about. 1.00

01:12:56.000 99% of us are right here. 1.00

01:12:57.000 There's a lot of us in the middle.

01:12:59.000 Okay, 90% in the middle, and then abortion might take us left or right. 1.00

01:13:02.000 But the rest of stuff...

01:13:03.000 War, the economy, there's a few things.

01:13:07.000 But the thing about the Biden thing that made it so maddening is it's not like he's the only one.

01:13:11.000 It's not like they didn't have a lot of other candidates.

01:13:13.000 It's not like there wasn't a lot of other people they could have put in office that people would have voted for over Trump, including Bernie.

01:13:18.000 Because guess what?

01:13:19.000 Right now, Bernie was running right now?

01:13:22.000 If Bernie was still in the heat right now, he could have won. 0.99

01:13:25.000 You know the term a lot of people are saying, like, don't talk about the good cops, because if they were good, they would have called out the bullshit. 0.99

01:13:34.000 Right? 0.99

01:13:35.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 That's Bernie to me.

01:13:37.000 In a lot of ways, right? 0.90

01:13:38.000 Bernie is, and I fucking supported Bernie, man, not because I agree with his policies at all.

01:13:43.000 I just thought he genuinely wanted to help. 0.90

01:13:46.000 He didn't want to win.

01:13:47.000 He seemed like he wanted to help.

01:13:49.000 And I was like, I'll support a guy that wants to help.

01:13:52.000 What was the bill that he didn't show up to vote for?

01:13:54.000 I don't know.

01:13:55.000 There was something, Jamie, what was that thing that had to do with, it was in the Patriot Act.

01:14:00.000 It was a new revision that everybody was freaking out.

01:14:03.000 All the progressives were like, Bernie didn't even show up for this.

01:14:07.000 Like, that this is really important.

01:14:09.000 It had something to do with surveillance.

01:14:12.000 What does it have to do with?

01:14:14.000 Put it up.

01:14:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:14:17.000 But check this out, man.

01:14:18.000 Yeah.

01:14:18.000 If you want to be mad at him more.

01:14:20.000 The Senate voted to let the government keep surveilling your online life without a warrant.

01:14:24.000 Yeah.

01:14:25.000 So, for this...

01:14:26.000 Yeah.

01:14:27.000 Failed by just one vote.

01:14:28.000 And it was Bernie that didn't show up.

01:14:30.000 Here's the thing with Bernie that I'll say.

01:14:32.000 Okay, hold on a second.

01:14:33.000 Many senators wanted to forbid the government from secretly collecting information about your internet habits.

01:14:40.000 But an amendment failed by just one vote.

01:14:42.000 Meaning, if Bernie was there, he could have made that thing fail.

01:14:46.000 Could have stopped it.

01:14:47.000 But he didn't.

01:14:48.000 Yep.

01:14:48.000 He didn't.

01:14:50.000 That is fucked up. 1.00

01:14:52.000 Look. 0.99

01:14:52.000 Two others, Ben Sasse and Bernie Sanders, didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during the vote. 0.99

01:15:00.000 Yep.

01:15:01.000 Couldn't vote because he's quarantined.

01:15:03.000 What?

01:15:03.000 So one guy said he couldn't vote.

01:15:05.000 Lamar Alexander couldn't vote because he's quarantined.

01:15:08.000 Why didn't they just ask him?

01:15:10.000 Hey, Lamar, can we get you on video?

01:15:12.000 How you voting?

01:15:12.000 Yay or nay?

01:15:13.000 Yeah, why do you need to be in the room?

01:15:15.000 Right.

01:15:15.000 And then Bernie didn't show up, and they didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during this important vote.

01:15:24.000 That's exactly what you were talking about.

01:15:27.000 This is another great example. 1.00

01:15:28.000 The most egregious example to me is you got ass raped by the DNC twice. 1.00

01:15:34.000 Twice. 1.00

01:15:34.000 They bent you over, no saliva, and fucked you, and you didn't say shit! 1.00

01:15:42.000 Just fucking say it, dude! 1.00

01:15:44.000 Now granted, you weren't good enough. 0.99

01:15:46.000 Trump is an example of someone who was good enough to beat the party that didn't want him to be there, right?

01:15:51.000 Like, nobody in the Republican Party wanted Trump to win, right?

01:15:54.000 But then they all eventually got behind it because you tore the company line, whatever. 0.99

01:15:58.000 He wasn't good enough, and also the Democrats have systems that don't allow that shit, you know, these superdelegates and all this bullshit, right? 0.99

01:16:02.000 Yeah, they get sneaky. 0.99

01:16:03.000 I love it when the Democrats talk about, why do we need to abolish the Electoral College?

01:16:07.000 What about your primary? 0.98

01:16:09.000 Twice you fucked this old man up. 1.00

01:16:12.000 It's crazy. 0.99

01:16:13.000 But the thing is, you could have done it, man.

01:16:15.000 You had the opportunity.

01:16:16.000 Well, how about the fact that they all backed off at the same time and allowed... 1.00

01:16:20.000 They set his ass up. 0.99

01:16:21.000 Yeah, for Super Tuesday. 1.00

01:16:23.000 They set his ass up. 1.00

01:16:24.000 All of them set his ass up. 1.00

01:16:25.000 But call that out, dude. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Call that shit out. 1.00

01:16:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:28.000 He's not that guy.

01:16:30.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:16:30.000 I mean, he seemed like a really nice guy when I met him and talked to him.

01:16:32.000 I think he's maybe too nice.

01:16:34.000 But the fact that he didn't vote against that, though, the ability to just surveil you anytime they want without a warrant, Yeah.

01:16:42.000 It's weird. 0.97

01:16:43.000 I mean, I assume they're looking at all our shit anyway. 0.99

01:16:45.000 Of course. 1.00

01:16:46.000 For you. 1.00

01:16:47.000 They're definitely your shit. 1.00

01:16:48.000 You think? 1.00

01:16:49.000 100%.

01:16:49.000 Why do you say that?

01:16:50.000 Because you're funny.

01:16:51.000 You're funny.

01:16:53.000 You've got a lot of influence. 1.00

01:16:54.000 You talk a lot of shit. 1.00

01:16:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:56.000 I mean, if somebody watches your video on Joe Biden, it's very possible they might not vote for him. 1.00

01:17:01.000 That's real.

01:17:02.000 Interesting.

01:17:03.000 For sure.

01:17:04.000 Listen, man, this is a meme society.

01:17:06.000 People are barely paying attention.

01:17:07.000 If you get into that box and you start thinking about some of the funny punchlines you had in that Joe Biden video, come on, man. 1.00

01:17:18.000 People might go, fuck that dude. 1.00

01:17:20.000 Yo, Andrew, I said, fuck that dude. 1.00

01:17:22.000 I voted for Trump. 1.00

01:17:23.000 Yeah.

01:17:24.000 That's real possible, man.

01:17:26.000 Especially in the Midwest, the areas.

01:17:28.000 Look, California's not going to matter.

01:17:30.000 In New York, it's not going to matter.

01:17:31.000 People vote blue, no matter who. 0.89

01:17:33.000 But when you get to those middle states that can swing either way, who fucking knows?

01:17:38.000 But you don't find it weird, dude, that there's no fair...

01:17:45.000 Comedy in this lane.

01:17:47.000 And by fair, I'm not trying to say that people aren't unfair.

01:17:50.000 Like, I think, you know, Trevor and John are really good, you know, like SNL and these places.

01:17:55.000 But like, I know what they're gonna say before they say it.

01:18:00.000 Right.

01:18:00.000 Like, I know the opinion before they say it.

01:18:02.000 Right.

01:18:03.000 So, doesn't that take away some of the most necessary component to comedy, which is surprise?

01:18:10.000 Well, it's what Dennis Miller did back when Bush was president.

01:18:14.000 Right.

01:18:14.000 Do you remember that?

01:18:15.000 No, he do.

01:18:15.000 Wouldn't make fun of him.

01:18:17.000 Said, I'm gonna give him a pass.

01:18:17.000 He's my friend.

01:18:18.000 Nah, bro.

01:18:19.000 Nah, bro.

01:18:20.000 You get these bars, bro.

01:18:21.000 Everybody gets these bars.

01:18:23.000 That's what you gotta do.

01:18:24.000 You gotta write the ecosystem.

01:18:25.000 I hate...

01:18:27.000 Over-inflating our importance as comics, because I know a lot of people can do that.

01:18:32.000 But I really think we're here to manage the ecosystem.

01:18:35.000 Well, you know, in other cultures, it's actually an important function.

01:18:38.000 Like in the Lakota. 0.89

01:18:40.000 In the Lakota Indians, they had a thing called a hayoka.

01:18:43.000 And a hayoka was a guy who made fun of everything. 0.96

01:18:45.000 He was a clown, who was a contrarian, who mocked all the important things. 0.82

01:18:51.000 And they were like... 0.97

01:18:55.000 My tour is called Sacred Clown Tour.

01:18:58.000 For that reason.

01:18:58.000 That's why.

01:18:59.000 That's what Hayoka means to the Lakota people.

01:19:03.000 It's a sacred crown.

01:19:04.000 They understand the importance of it. 0.91

01:19:05.000 A sacred clown.

01:19:06.000 Someone who makes fun of important things. 0.65

01:19:09.000 Because it's important. 1.00

01:19:09.000 Anything that you can't make fun of is bullshit. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:12.000 You can't make fun of it?

01:19:13.000 Yeah.

01:19:13.000 Like, if you say, you know, the Lord's name in vain.

01:19:18.000 Yeah.

01:19:18.000 You can't say that.

01:19:19.000 Don't say, God damn it. 0.99

01:19:20.000 Like, really? 0.99

01:19:21.000 Mm-hmm.

01:19:22.000 What are you saying?

01:19:23.000 Why can't I say it?

01:19:25.000 What is it about not being able to say things?

01:19:29.000 Well, people have power of you.

01:19:30.000 They can tell you that you can't say those things.

01:19:32.000 And whether it's talking about certain subjects or using certain words, it's all the same thing.

01:19:38.000 It's people enforcing their ability to call you out and have control over you.

01:19:42.000 And that's the thing where it's like...

01:19:45.000 Where comedy in institutions are tricky because you can't make fun of the institution you're in, right?

01:19:52.000 Right.

01:19:52.000 So you have to make fun of the opposite institution, even if you don't necessarily believe that way.

01:19:58.000 Right.

01:19:58.000 So all these institutions tend to be left-leaning.

01:20:02.000 They only are allowed to make fun of the opposite institution.

01:20:06.000 Exactly.

01:20:07.000 Right?

01:20:07.000 Right.

01:20:08.000 So here we came in, literally just in the middle, and going, oh yeah, the joke is actually right-wing today.

01:20:14.000 Or like, yeah, the topic is actually left-wing.

01:20:15.000 We balance side-by-side, but it's not based on what the institution wants us to be a part of.

01:20:21.000 It's literally based on what the joke is, and what the best version of joke is, and what is...

01:20:27.000 What I guess I would call truthful.

01:20:28.000 What is the truth? 0.88

01:20:29.000 I want to make the argument so you're not fucking scared to talk to your friends about how you feel. 1.00

01:20:33.000 Bro, if you tried to pull that shit off on NBC, they would pull you aside. 1.00

01:20:36.000 They would have a conversation with you. 1.00

01:20:40.000 It drives me crazy, man.

01:20:42.000 It's like...

01:20:43.000 Honestly?

01:20:45.000 Maybe it's an unpopular opinion.

01:20:46.000 I don't know.

01:20:47.000 I'm really impressed with Trevor and John's...

01:20:53.000 Jon's got great writing.

01:20:54.000 Bro, they're great.

01:20:56.000 Jon is really great.

01:20:58.000 The writing's really great and it's produced well.

01:20:59.000 But I'm impressed that they even do it.

01:21:03.000 Like, imagine like moving to another country and then immediately making fun of half the country that you've never even visited. 1.00

01:21:14.000 You got some fucking balls. 0.99

01:21:17.000 Like, if I moved to England and I lived in London and just trashed Northern England on a TV show, I would never feel comfortable doing that. 1.00

01:21:26.000 I'd be like, I don't know enough about y'all.

01:21:27.000 And like, that's weird for me to just do this for a living, guys.

01:21:30.000 That's not weird to you?

01:21:32.000 It's weird.

01:21:32.000 Like, how accepting is America?

01:21:34.000 We just let people just come and just trash?

01:21:35.000 Half?

01:21:36.000 You never lived in Alabama?

01:21:37.000 Alabama's a punchline. 0.98

01:21:38.000 Have you ever lived in Alabama?

01:21:40.000 Arkansas's a punchline.

01:21:41.000 Have you lived there?

01:21:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:43.000 It's just shocking to me that you could feel comfortable doing that.

01:21:47.000 And then I hear all these jokes about like calling out the greed, like conservative greed.

01:21:51.000 And it's like, you guys could make tons of money in your own countries, but you came here because you wanted more.

01:22:00.000 You wanted more money.

01:22:06.000 That's definitely true.

01:22:07.000 I'm just saying, dude, it's just...

01:22:09.000 But it's also, everybody knows our politics.

01:22:11.000 Like, our politics are global.

01:22:13.000 Like, you go to Australia, they make fun of our president. 0.99

01:22:16.000 You have no fucking idea who the president of Australia is. 0.97

01:22:19.000 It's kind of different in that way. 0.99

01:22:21.000 And the other thing that's an issue is, we get hoodwinked by salesmen with British accents. 0.98

01:22:29.000 Every time.

01:22:30.000 Keep going.

01:22:31.000 Whatever it is, watch late night TV. When someone's trying to sell you a fucked up mop that you don't really need, they're doing it through an English accent. 0.99

01:22:38.000 They have a British accent. 0.99

01:22:39.000 They have some sort of an accent.

01:22:41.000 It makes them think they are superior.

01:22:43.000 It is.

01:22:44.000 Look at this product.

01:22:45.000 It's an amazing thing.

01:22:46.000 Look at what it does.

01:22:47.000 It's a radio.

01:22:48.000 It's a blender.

01:22:50.000 It's a fantastic accent.

01:22:52.000 Whether it's David Attenborough, who's...

01:22:56.000 Narrating some documentary.

01:22:57.000 The guy talks about Beatles.

01:22:59.000 Yeah.

01:22:59.000 Like they're the most fascinating thing.

01:23:01.000 You don't want a guy from Brooklyn talking about chimps.

01:23:05.000 You don't want a guy from Philly talking about tuna. 1.00

01:23:09.000 It's fucking tunas. 1.00

01:23:10.000 This is a bonobo. 1.00

01:23:11.000 They're out there. 1.00

01:23:11.000 It fucks its sister. 1.00

01:23:12.000 These tunas, they're out there in these gigantic packs. 1.00

01:23:15.000 They're swimming around.

01:23:16.000 Even if they're saying all the right words, you don't want them sounding like that. 1.00

01:23:19.000 Even if they're saying super intelligent shit with any kind of an East Coast accent, sounds dumb as fuck. 0.99

01:23:24.000 Same as Southern, right? 1.00

01:23:26.000 Someone says some super intelligent shit about the ocean, the ecosystem, but they say it with a Southern accent, you're like, what? 0.98

01:23:32.000 Same words, British accent, we're all in. 0.98

01:23:36.000 So if someone is mocking our culture, what better way than a culture that's known to be very proper?

01:23:44.000 So you think it's by design?

01:23:45.000 They're like, people will trust these opinions more because it's coming from these guys who have this accent that has equity.

01:23:53.000 Yes.

01:23:54.000 Interesting.

01:23:54.000 There's definitely something to that.

01:23:57.000 Because they could have hired Al Madrigal to run a daily show.

01:24:00.000 They could have hired a lot of other people that would have been amazing at that job.

01:24:03.000 I think John Oliver's great.

01:24:04.000 I really do.

01:24:05.000 I think he does a great job.

01:24:06.000 Something funny about the way he attacks things.

01:24:08.000 The show is really well done.

01:24:10.000 Yes.

01:24:11.000 It's very good writing, too.

01:24:12.000 Yeah, it's the second best show after ours.

01:24:14.000 It's really good.

01:24:16.000 But they're saddled down by the fact that they're on HBO. Like, if you're in that liberal establishment and you're in that, like, there's weird conversations that are had where people aren't looking at the jokes that are about the left.

01:24:30.000 They're not going to make fun of Hillary. 1.00

01:24:32.000 They're not going to make fun of Joe Biden.

01:24:34.000 They're not going to make fun of Nancy Pelosi or any other prominent liberal.

01:24:38.000 They're just not going to do it, even if the joke is there.

01:24:40.000 So what's the point?

01:24:42.000 Well, it's weird, right? 0.99

01:24:42.000 What's the fucking point? 0.99

01:24:43.000 Which weird is when you see it in the news, right? 0.99

01:24:45.000 Like, the difference between the way they covered women that had allegations against Trump versus women that have had allegations versus Joe Biden.

01:24:55.000 Yeah.

01:24:55.000 Very different.

01:24:56.000 Very different the way they cover it.

01:24:58.000 Yeah.

01:24:59.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:25:00.000 Yeah, there is that obvious bias, I guess.

01:25:03.000 Maybe it's because, like, I was looking at, like, news organizations, I think, like, back in the day, everybody knew that they were biased.

01:25:09.000 Like you just knew, yeah, like late 1700s to like early 1800s.

01:25:15.000 I think they even like enacted a law that said you couldn't criticize the president or his views or something like that in the press.

01:25:22.000 Well, that's how it is in China. 0.98

01:25:23.000 I mean, journalists have fucking been ghosted in China. 0.99

01:25:28.000 Oh, really? 0.99

01:25:28.000 Oh my God, yeah. 0.99

01:25:29.000 People disappear.

01:25:30.000 Hundreds of journalists, they just disappear.

01:25:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:33.000 Dude, they don't fuck around. 1.00

01:25:34.000 In China? 1.00

01:25:35.000 Yeah.

01:25:35.000 So then why can't they close down the bat thing?

01:25:39.000 Well, they...

01:25:39.000 I hate that they make this argument that they have control of everything and everybody can get killed.

01:25:43.000 It's like, well, you can't just close the market where they sell the penguins.

01:25:46.000 First of all, they did, kinda.

01:25:48.000 And then they opened back up in like a week.

01:25:49.000 But if you listen to them...

01:25:52.000 I don't listen to them.

01:25:53.000 I don't think they're telling the truth.

01:25:54.000 But their story is that only 30,000 people died.

01:25:56.000 Now, if you think about the 110,000 people that died here, and then in China, you're talking about literally a billion people.

01:26:02.000 Come on, bro.

01:26:03.000 Yeah, I don't buy it.

01:26:04.000 Come on, bro.

01:26:05.000 It's a weird time, man.

01:26:07.000 And I'm surprised these corporations don't get it when you see platforms like this, which literally let people speak, and they have different opinions and different points of view.

01:26:18.000 And you see the entire world gravitate towards it because we're addicted to truth.

01:26:22.000 Yeah.

01:26:22.000 Like, we like truth.

01:26:23.000 We like to confirm our bias.

01:26:25.000 We like even more of the truth.

01:26:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:27.000 Like, there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun, right?

01:26:30.000 Because we're like, wait a minute, is that the truth?

01:26:31.000 Like, what's going on in here?

01:26:32.000 I want to really know.

01:26:33.000 Like, deep down, don't you really want to know what's going on? 0.99

01:26:36.000 You want to know how all this shit works? 1.00

01:26:38.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:26:39.000 So it's like...

01:26:40.000 It's exciting.

01:26:41.000 Yeah, man.

01:26:42.000 It's also, people like to solve puzzles.

01:26:44.000 That's why you go and, you know, you play games.

01:26:48.000 People want to win.

01:26:49.000 They want to solve things. 1.00

01:26:50.000 If I can catch you being a lizard person behind the scenes, look at that, the fucking world's flat. 1.00

01:26:54.000 I knew it. 1.00

01:26:55.000 Look at the evidence.

01:26:56.000 I'm going to send you some evidence, man.

01:26:57.000 I'm telling you, I'm going to change your mind.

01:26:58.000 There's a lot of people that want to tell you about things.

01:27:00.000 Yeah.

01:27:01.000 You know?

01:27:01.000 A dude just sent me a Bigfoot thing the other day.

01:27:04.000 Smart guy.

01:27:05.000 Believes in Bigfoot.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot.

01:27:07.000 Does he?

01:27:07.000 100%, yeah.

01:27:08.000 Well, it used to be a real thing.

01:27:10.000 What?

01:27:10.000 That's the problem.

01:27:11.000 Yeah, it used to be Gigantopithecus.

01:27:13.000 They've actually found bones of a large bipedal hominid that lived as recently as 100,000 years ago.

01:27:20.000 So it lived alongside of people.

01:27:22.000 And they found fossilized bones in China in the 1920s.

01:27:27.000 There was an anthropologist that visited this apothecary shop and he found these bones that were primate bones, much larger than any primate bone he'd ever seen before.

01:27:36.000 And so they said, where'd you get this?

01:27:37.000 And they took him to the site and they started digging up bones.

01:27:41.000 And so they know it was a real animal.

01:27:43.000 They think it was very orangutan-like, but it was huge.

01:27:47.000 You never heard of it before?

01:27:48.000 Never heard of it.

01:27:49.000 Show the picture of Gigantopithecus compared to a human being.

01:27:53.000 I'm never going to hear the end of this.

01:27:55.000 It used to be a real thing.

01:27:56.000 Well, here's where it gets even crazier.

01:27:57.000 This animal lived in Asia.

01:27:59.000 Asia is connected by the Bering Strait, which connected Asia to North America.

01:28:05.000 That's why you see it in the Northwest.

01:28:08.000 See, go to which one?

01:28:11.000 That one right there.

01:28:12.000 We just added a little bit about right there.

01:28:14.000 Bang.

01:28:14.000 Perfect.

01:28:15.000 Look at that.

01:28:16.000 That's what it would have looked like.

01:28:17.000 Yeah.

01:28:18.000 So that is a, you know, a recreation.

01:28:20.000 But you're talking about a bipedal animal that's eight to ten feet tall.

01:28:25.000 Yeah.

01:28:25.000 And it was an enormous primate with like, you know, a Bigfoot looking face, man.

01:28:31.000 Just go to that picture.

01:28:32.000 Just make that picture bigger. 1.00

01:28:33.000 That motherfucker was Bigfoot. 0.99

01:28:35.000 So the reason why there's all these stories, these myths, is that as recently as 100,000 years ago, that was a real thing. 0.99

01:28:45.000 So people definitely saw that thing walking around.

01:28:49.000 So they probably talked about it in folklore and in stories. 0.99

01:28:53.000 And who knows what the fuck that thing even ate. 0.99

01:28:56.000 I mean, it might have ate people. 0.99

01:28:57.000 We don't know.

01:28:58.000 I don't know.

01:28:58.000 I mean, there's a lot of primates that eat other primates.

01:29:01.000 Like chimps eat the fuck out of monkeys. 0.97

01:29:04.000 Really? 0.97

01:29:05.000 David Attenborough.

01:29:06.000 You want to watch?

01:29:06.000 Yeah.

01:29:07.000 Okay.

01:29:07.000 Pull up to David Attenborough.

01:29:08.000 They hunt.

01:29:09.000 They hunt monkeys.

01:29:10.000 They corral them in. 1.00

01:29:11.000 It's the most ruthless shit because there's a video of this chimp eating a monkey while it's alive. 1.00

01:29:15.000 It's holding on to the monkey and biting its hips and just pulling chunks of meat while the monkey's screaming like, like his little primate face screaming while this monkey's just eating them alive. 1.00

01:29:28.000 I thought that they do like ants on a stick or something like that.

01:29:31.000 They do everything they can eat.

01:29:32.000 They're omnivorous.

01:29:33.000 It means they eat everything.

01:29:35.000 They're like humans.

01:29:37.000 They're omnivores.

01:29:38.000 They eat meat, they eat vegetables, they eat fruit.

01:29:41.000 But they didn't figure this out until the 1990s.

01:29:45.000 Attenborough was doing this documentary and there it is.

01:29:48.000 So these trackers took him and they show how the monkeys are...

01:29:54.000 Was this the one?

01:29:57.000 That is a chimp eating a monkey.

01:30:02.000 This one is on the forest floor.

01:30:04.000 I think the one I saw was in a tree.

01:30:08.000 That was the monkey's hand right there.

01:30:11.000 This is the video. 0.99

01:30:12.000 So, this is really dark shit, man, because they chase these monkeys, and the monkeys get scared, and they're trying to figure it out, and they're trying to run away. 0.99

01:30:21.000 But the chimps are bigger and stronger, and they corral them in. 0.99

01:30:25.000 And so once they get them, man, they're tearing them apart.

01:30:28.000 It's horrible to watch.

01:30:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:31.000 See, now the monkey's trying to get away, and this is the footage of the monkey trying to escape, and the chimp comes chasing after him and grabs him.

01:30:40.000 And now once he grabs him, it's rough, bro.

01:30:43.000 They kill babies, everything.

01:30:44.000 They eat them all.

01:30:45.000 So he grabs him.

01:30:46.000 See, he's got him there. 1.00

01:30:48.000 See that shit? 0.99

01:30:49.000 So he's gonna pull him down, and then once the chimp has the monkey, he gets to a spot where he can eat. 1.00

01:30:55.000 And I think they fight over who gets to eat the monkey.

01:30:58.000 And then eventually he wins.

01:31:01.000 But look, he's got this monkey in his hand, and he's just gonna pull it apart.

01:31:06.000 It's rough, man.

01:31:08.000 When you see them eating it, like, look, here it is.

01:31:11.000 Aw, dude.

01:31:11.000 That's all it shows?

01:31:12.000 Aw, dude.

01:31:13.000 I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

01:31:14.000 You'd have to see, there's...

01:31:16.000 We'd have to get Jamie the right video in advance because there's probably hundreds of them out there, but there's one that came from that show that's really rough to watch because this monkey is alive and awake.

01:31:28.000 All this chimp is just biting him and pulling him apart. 1.00

01:31:31.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:31:32.000 But anyway, you got it?

01:31:34.000 Yeah, here it is.

01:31:35.000 See, here it is.

01:31:36.000 She's grabbing it.

01:31:36.000 Look.

01:31:37.000 Aw, dude.

01:31:39.000 Wasn't alive there.

01:31:40.000 Oh, dude. 0.99

01:31:41.000 So this is one where they're just pulling it apart, but there's a great one where the monkey is fucking screaming. 0.99

01:31:47.000 Oh, dude. 0.99

01:31:48.000 Yeah, this is gnarly.

01:31:49.000 It's hardcore, man.

01:31:51.000 How do we get onto this?

01:31:54.000 I don't know.

01:31:56.000 Something...

01:31:58.000 Gigantopithecus might have eaten people. 0.90

01:32:00.000 That's what it was.

01:32:00.000 Thank you, Jamie.

01:32:01.000 And why were we on Gigantopithecus?

01:32:02.000 Bigfoot's real, because Charlamagne believes in Bigfoot.

01:32:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:05.000 Bigfoot was a real thing, but here's the thing.

01:32:06.000 Did that thing eat people? 0.93

01:32:08.000 I don't know.

01:32:09.000 If a chimp can eat a monkey like that, why wouldn't that thing eat a person? 1.00

01:32:12.000 We're the monkeys.

01:32:13.000 Yeah, it probably eats everything it can.

01:32:15.000 That thing's so big, if that thing was omnivorous, and I don't think they know if it's an herbivore.

01:32:22.000 I mean, they didn't even know chimps were, like, again, until the 90s.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, this is just so... 0.99

01:32:27.000 All this shit is so odd. 1.00

01:32:29.000 Like the deeper you go down the rabbit hole, the less you understand, man. 1.00

01:32:33.000 So where you see Bigfoot, like if you're one of them Bigfoot freaks...

01:32:36.000 In the north...

01:32:37.000 It's all in the northeast.

01:32:38.000 The northwest, yeah.

01:32:38.000 The northwest, rather.

01:32:39.000 It's all... 1.00

01:32:40.000 I mean, there's sightings all over the country, but that's just because people are full of shit. 1.00

01:32:43.000 Predominantly over there. 1.00

01:32:44.000 I think most of it was in that spot.

01:32:47.000 Yeah.

01:32:48.000 I mean, that's a rainforest up there.

01:32:50.000 The Pacific Northwest is so dense.

01:32:52.000 I bet it probably lived there for a long time.

01:32:54.000 Yeah, but...

01:32:54.000 And it died off.

01:32:55.000 That's all you need.

01:32:56.000 You need a shred of truth for stuff.

01:32:58.000 I remember when I was in Egypt, right?

01:33:01.000 And I texted you when I was in Egypt because I watched every one of your films.

01:33:04.000 I'm going to Cairo to see the pyramids, right?

01:33:06.000 And I realized I haven't even really researched the pyramids.

01:33:09.000 So I do this deep dive and I'm watching Graham Hancock.

01:33:12.000 And there's another guy that you had on.

01:33:14.000 Randall Carlson, Dr. Robert Schock.

01:33:17.000 Maybe that was it.

01:33:18.000 I don't know, but I'm just watching everything.

01:33:19.000 Dr. Shock is the geologist.

01:33:21.000 He passed recently or something like that?

01:33:23.000 No, he's still...

01:33:24.000 Oh, John Anthony West.

01:33:25.000 John Anthony West.

01:33:25.000 Yes.

01:33:26.000 Yeah, yeah, him.

01:33:27.000 He's the godfather of it all.

01:33:29.000 Yeah.

01:33:30.000 And so I'm watching everything.

01:33:32.000 I'm obsessed.

01:33:33.000 And we go and we check them out.

01:33:36.000 And...

01:33:38.000 It was the single most, like, unbelievable thing I've ever seen.

01:33:42.000 It makes you, like, question reality a bit.

01:33:44.000 Really?

01:33:44.000 Yeah, like, I get why people go, oh, aliens.

01:33:46.000 In the same way, like, have you ever seen the Northern Lights?

01:33:48.000 No, I haven't.

01:33:49.000 Only on video. 1.00

01:33:50.000 But, like, you see them in real life and you're like, oh, shit! 0.99

01:33:53.000 What's going on? 0.99

01:33:54.000 Like, alright, God, alright!

01:33:55.000 Yeah, like, it's believable!

01:33:57.000 Where did you see them?

01:33:58.000 Alaska.

01:33:58.000 Oh, wow.

01:33:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:59.000 Did you go up just to see them?

01:34:01.000 No, I did comedy.

01:34:02.000 Yeah.

01:34:02.000 Not in Anchorage, the other city.

01:34:04.000 Um, Juneau?

01:34:06.000 Nope.

01:34:07.000 It's like a little military city.

01:34:09.000 Fairbanks.

01:34:10.000 That's really far north.

01:34:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:11.000 It's cold up there.

01:34:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:13.000 What time of the year was it?

01:34:15.000 I don't know.

01:34:16.000 Cold?

01:34:18.000 I don't know.

01:34:18.000 August?

01:34:19.000 I really don't know.

01:34:20.000 I forget.

01:34:21.000 But maybe, like, maybe fall?

01:34:23.000 Yeah, fall or something like that?

01:34:25.000 It has to be, like, the wintertime, right?

01:34:26.000 I don't think it was winter.

01:34:27.000 I would remember if it was, like, cold, cold.

01:34:30.000 Oh, okay.

01:34:30.000 But I think in fall, if it gets cold enough, you can see them.

01:34:32.000 I saw them one day the second I landed.

01:34:34.000 Is it warm?

01:34:34.000 Right after the airport.

01:34:35.000 Just fascinating.

01:34:36.000 In the same way with the pyramids, like, I remember watching them, and I'm like, okay, this question's reality, like, things are different now.

01:34:42.000 And I remember reading or watching the videos, and one guy said, like, time isn't, or, like, human progression isn't linear, and that was the coolest argument I've heard for it.

01:34:51.000 Yes.

01:34:52.000 The idea that, like, a society could pop up, be somewhat insulated, so they had tons of time and, like, wealth, and I guess wealth would be in resources back then, develop technology, die out, That technology never goes to anybody else.

01:35:08.000 It just exists and then dies. 0.95

01:35:10.000 And then a few thousand years later, another group of people end up going there like, oh, there's some cool shit. 0.99

01:35:14.000 I'll hang out. 0.98

01:35:15.000 Right?

01:35:15.000 And that is the most reasonable explanation for me.

01:35:19.000 Building on that old stuff and trying to figure out how they did it and do their version of it.

01:35:24.000 There's a bunch of different, very distinct construction styles.

01:35:27.000 Like, isn't that how we are as humans?

01:35:29.000 Like, okay, the Empire State Building is in this neighborhood.

01:35:31.000 That's a cool building.

01:35:32.000 I want to build a building over there. 0.98

01:35:34.000 How the fuck do they do this? 0.98

01:35:35.000 I want to hang out. 0.99

01:35:36.000 This is cool.

01:35:36.000 And he broke it down.

01:35:37.000 He was like, that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable forest on one side and there's a desert on the other side and there's a river that when it overflows, just fruit and vegetables just start sprouting out of the ground. 0.98

01:35:49.000 It's like, oh, this is how you would be able to have the wealth and time to develop cool shit. 0.98

01:35:54.000 Like, of course, we're developing cool shit in America because... 1.00

01:35:58.000 We're not busy fighting motherfuckers in our country all the time. 1.00

01:36:01.000 Like, yeah, Elon can develop all these cool things, drill a hole in the ground. 0.99

01:36:05.000 Why?

01:36:05.000 Oh, he's got nothing else to do.

01:36:07.000 Right, we're not in war. 0.99

01:36:08.000 We're not in fucking here. 0.99

01:36:09.000 We're here! 0.99

01:36:09.000 Right. 0.99

01:36:10.000 Like, if you were at war constantly, how could you develop?

01:36:12.000 Right.

01:36:13.000 And they were free for, like, thousands of years.

01:36:15.000 Thousands. 1.00

01:36:16.000 Of course you're going to develop cool shit. 0.98

01:36:17.000 You'll find, like, I'm not talking about, like, internet, but obviously cool water technology. 0.98

01:36:21.000 I mean, it completely is plausible, but how they describe it, no way.

01:36:26.000 And you know it's not the same human beings because Cairo's a dump. 0.99

01:36:29.000 Like, Cairo is so awful that there's no way that the people who made Cairo also made the pyramids.

01:36:36.000 Did you feel safe there?

01:36:37.000 There you are. 1.00

01:36:38.000 Look at you handsome bastard. 1.00

01:36:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:40.000 Look at those sculptured cheeks. 0.94

01:36:41.000 Jesus, son.

01:36:42.000 Yeah, baby.

01:36:42.000 I mean, it's just...

01:36:43.000 It's unreal, dude.

01:36:44.000 23 weeks ago.

01:36:46.000 Half a year.

01:36:46.000 It was unbelievable.

01:36:47.000 That was a different time.

01:36:49.000 I mean, look at this.

01:36:50.000 The structures, man.

01:36:51.000 Look at this.

01:36:52.000 I can imagine seeing them in real life.

01:36:54.000 Look how small the people are compared. 0.99

01:36:56.000 God damn, that's big. 0.99

01:36:57.000 I mean, you just can't fathom it. 1.00

01:36:59.000 That's a big fucking building. 0.99

01:37:01.000 And what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth limestone. 1.00

01:37:04.000 But these fucking people that built Cairo, they pilfered all that shit. 1.00

01:37:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:09.000 They broke all the chunks off of it to build other cool things. 1.00

01:37:13.000 Yeah.

01:37:14.000 This was a cool little trip.

01:37:15.000 That's Morocco, I think.

01:37:16.000 No, is it?

01:37:17.000 What was...

01:37:18.000 Did you feel safe wandering through the streets there?

01:37:20.000 Was it a little sketch?

01:37:21.000 I didn't do a lot of wandering.

01:37:22.000 My girl with me also said it's always like a different...

01:37:24.000 Yeah.

01:37:25.000 A different thing.

01:37:26.000 And it's like...

01:37:28.000 Yeah, I was told.

01:37:29.000 I had a guy who I knew that is a comic that was out there, and he's like, I'll show you around.

01:37:33.000 So we did that.

01:37:34.000 A comic in Egypt?

01:37:36.000 Well, he's a comic in New York.

01:37:37.000 Fadi. 0.89

01:37:38.000 Shouts of Fadi. 0.99

01:37:38.000 Guy's having a hard time getting controversial jokes to go over. 0.99

01:37:42.000 Not gonna happen.

01:37:44.000 Not gonna happen, dude. 1.00

01:37:46.000 Kill you quick over there. 1.00

01:37:46.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:37:48.000 Yeah, we're really lucky. 0.99

01:37:50.000 The shit we complain that we can't say is really funny. 0.99

01:37:53.000 What do you mean I can't say retardant? 1.00

01:37:55.000 But you can.

01:37:55.000 You just did.

01:37:56.000 See, this is the thing.

01:37:57.000 Because we're not on a network that's controlled by some sort of a business that worries one way or another.

01:38:04.000 Right.

01:38:04.000 This business worries when people aren't controversial because then the podcasts don't do well.

01:38:09.000 They're boring.

01:38:09.000 They want chaos.

01:38:10.000 Yeah.

01:38:11.000 Like, you know?

01:38:12.000 Well, chaos is the antidote.

01:38:14.000 I mean, that's the...

01:38:14.000 Well, it's also...

01:38:15.000 You know what we're saying.

01:38:17.000 You know, we're not talking about people.

01:38:19.000 Like, if you're on this podcast...

01:38:21.000 You're saying things to be funny.

01:38:23.000 Yeah.

01:38:24.000 That's what you're doing.

01:38:25.000 Yeah.

01:38:25.000 If you're making points, you're making interesting points that you think there's a really a valid...

01:38:32.000 Valid, you know, perception of something that you've established. 0.99

01:38:36.000 And there's also talking shit. 1.00

01:38:38.000 That's talking shit. 1.00

01:38:39.000 Talking shit is fun. 1.00

01:38:40.000 Judge me by my intent, not your interpretation. 1.00

01:38:42.000 What did I intend to do? 0.96

01:38:44.000 I intend to just fucking make us laugh. 0.96

01:38:46.000 Exactly. 0.97

01:38:46.000 That's all it was. 0.97

01:38:47.000 That's the problem with banning a word like retard. 0.99

01:38:50.000 Like, sometimes it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease, but it's not nice to let someone keep making YouTube videos about the world being flat either without saying to them, hey man, That's fucking retarded. 1.00

01:39:02.000 That's what that is. 0.99

01:39:04.000 That's what it is.

01:39:06.000 It's not a disease.

01:39:08.000 It is a slow form of learning.

01:39:11.000 You're slowing learning.

01:39:13.000 Yeah, so we're calling people slow.

01:39:15.000 You're confusing people, too.

01:39:16.000 Because people watch those videos, and no one's interrupting you while you're making those videos, so it can make sense.

01:39:21.000 If you articulate and smooth and use a lot of big words and show a lot of faulty signs, People can go, oh my god, I can't believe all these years I've been lying to.

01:39:30.000 There's a bunch of people out there.

01:39:31.000 You ever look at hashtag space is fake?

01:39:33.000 No.

01:39:34.000 You want to see a failure of the American educational system?

01:39:36.000 Yeah.

01:39:36.000 Google hashtag space is fake and start reading.

01:39:40.000 Okay. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Reading on YouTube and Instagram and fucking Twitter. 1.00

01:39:43.000 All these knuckleheads that really think that space is fake. 1.00

01:39:46.000 Right. 0.87

01:39:47.000 Space is fake.

01:39:48.000 It's not really... 0.97

01:39:49.000 The moon is not really 260,000 miles away or whatever the fuck it is. 0.90

01:39:53.000 Yeah. 0.92

01:39:53.000 Look, hashtag space is fake. 0.92

01:39:55.000 Let's say, for example...

01:39:57.000 There's so many of them.

01:39:58.000 Coincidence?

01:39:59.000 Let's say, for example, the world is flat, right?

01:40:01.000 Let's give them that. 0.99

01:40:02.000 I feel so dumb. 0.93

01:40:04.000 But if it is, so what?

01:40:10.000 Well, the same thing we were talking about before, though, about conspiracy theories, about we like them.

01:40:15.000 They're fun.

01:40:16.000 You want to solve the puzzle.

01:40:18.000 And listen, let's be honest. 0.95

01:40:20.000 Most of the people, some people that just love conspiracy theories, but most of the people that get really attached to some of the really dumb ones, they're not doing so well in life. 0.96

01:40:31.000 Okay? 0.97

01:40:32.000 They're not.

01:40:33.000 They're not thriving. 0.96

01:40:35.000 They're knuckleheads. 0.95

01:40:37.000 And knuckleheads get attached to these certain kinds of ideas. 1.00

01:40:40.000 And then if they could just prove that all this is bullshit, it doesn't matter how well you're doing, because the fucking world's... 1.00

01:40:48.000 They've been lying to us, man, this whole time. 1.00

01:40:50.000 The stars are not really stars.

01:40:52.000 They're lanterns being hung from some ceiling.

01:40:55.000 It's like... 0.99

01:40:56.000 Look, man, you can go deep on this and find people that are of varying levels of intelligence that believe dumber and dumber things. 0.89

01:41:04.000 But you'll tap into some conspiracy stuff, right?

01:41:07.000 Occasionally, yeah.

01:41:08.000 Some of them are legit.

01:41:10.000 So what do you go into and you're like, I kind of buy some of this?

01:41:18.000 I want to know what the deep state really is.

01:41:21.000 Can we tell them what I texted you one time?

01:41:25.000 Dude, so there's no sports, so I have nothing else, so I just start getting into conspiracies.

01:41:29.000 And every time I think I'm going too far, I'll text Joe.

01:41:32.000 And I remember I texted you and I was like, bro, what do you think about this Tom Hanks is a pedophile stuff?

01:41:41.000 I think you called me.

01:41:43.000 I think you were so concerned.

01:41:44.000 You just called me and you're like, dude, what are you reading?

01:41:48.000 What is going? 1.00

01:41:49.000 Pump the fucking brakes. 1.00

01:41:51.000 For whatever reason, on the internet, it became a thing to write in Tom Hanks' comments the photo that he's a pedophile. 1.00

01:41:58.000 Dude, I don't know what started.

01:42:00.000 Do you know what started that?

01:42:02.000 I think it was this pizza.

01:42:03.000 I don't know what happened, but someone sent me something.

01:42:06.000 I started going in on it, and then I remember I came across something that was like, yeah, and that's why him and his wife, Rita Wilson, have coronavirus or something.

01:42:15.000 I was like, and I remember going to you, and I was like, is his wife's last name really Wilson?

01:42:19.000 And you're like, yeah. 0.99

01:42:19.000 I'm like, like the fucking volleyball? 0.99

01:42:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:42:23.000 I'm like, what is happening right now?

01:42:27.000 Dude, what's going on?

01:42:29.000 That's how it works, bro.

01:42:31.000 That's how it works. 1.00

01:42:32.000 That's how it fucking works. 0.99

01:42:33.000 You almost lost me, dude. 1.00

01:42:35.000 Or we could be in the Matrix.

01:42:37.000 Keep going.

01:42:38.000 We could be in a simulation.

01:42:40.000 If there is a simulation one day, it's gonna be impossible to tell.

01:42:44.000 They're gonna get it to a point.

01:42:45.000 Have you ever done any VR? You ever fuck with VR at all? 0.98

01:42:47.000 Dude, I bought the sets. 0.99

01:42:48.000 Ah.

01:42:49.000 I saw you got the Oculus out there.

01:42:50.000 I got the same one.

01:42:51.000 Yeah.

01:42:52.000 Obsessed.

01:42:52.000 It's pretty amazing, right?

01:42:53.000 It is.

01:42:55.000 Same, it's the pyramids.

01:42:57.000 That's the second thing that I saw in my life, the VR headsets, the second thing I saw was like, this makes me question reality.

01:43:03.000 It's crazy.

01:43:04.000 Dude, picking up the things?

01:43:05.000 That's nuts.

01:43:06.000 Yeah.

01:43:07.000 Picking up the fake gun or picking up the ball, throwing it.

01:43:10.000 I watched that Alex Honnold thing, you know, the guy who climbs with no ropes or whatever, free solo.

01:43:15.000 There's a five-minute version you could watch on the VR. And you're up there with him, looking down.

01:43:21.000 Oh my god.

01:43:22.000 It's unreal.

01:43:23.000 I can't do that one.

01:43:24.000 I get sweaty hands just watching his videos.

01:43:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:27.000 Like, watching a YouTube video literally makes my hands start perspiring.

01:43:30.000 I mean, I'm afraid of heights big time.

01:43:32.000 He's so calm.

01:43:33.000 It's crazy.

01:43:34.000 Something's off, right?

01:43:36.000 He's really nice, man.

01:43:37.000 Super normal.

01:43:38.000 Like when you talk to him, nothing seems off at all.

01:43:40.000 He seems like a guy who enjoys the challenge.

01:43:43.000 But like fear receptors or something like that.

01:43:45.000 No, because he's had moments.

01:43:47.000 He's had some moments where he's like, generally the only time where you should be freaked out is when something's going wrong.

01:43:53.000 He goes, most of the time it's really mellow. 1.00

01:43:55.000 But he climbs this kind of shit. 1.00

01:43:58.000 That's too crazy. 1.00

01:43:58.000 He's going this way, man. 1.00

01:44:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:00.000 He's going up at an angle.

01:44:02.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

01:44:04.000 He's hard to handle.

01:44:05.000 But go deep state.

01:44:07.000 I don't know, man.

01:44:07.000 I mean, we were talking earlier about George Soros videos and all these people that think that someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

01:44:16.000 You know, the more I see crazy shit like the Jeffrey Epstein thing, where, I mean, again, I didn't watch much of the documentary because it was bumming me out. 0.87

01:44:27.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:44:27.000 Seeing those 17-year-old girls talk about... 0.98

01:44:30.000 Heavy, heavy.

01:44:31.000 Yeah.

01:44:32.000 And some of them are 11 and 12. Like what?

01:44:35.000 Heavy.

01:44:35.000 12 year old girls?

01:44:37.000 Wild.

01:44:37.000 And he was purposely targeting them.

01:44:41.000 But he also had Bill Clinton fly to his island 20 times.

01:44:47.000 You know, he had all these different people flew on his planes.

01:44:50.000 He had all these celebrities.

01:44:52.000 Hillary flew there. 0.90

01:44:53.000 All these scientists, all these actors.

01:44:55.000 Like, what is that?

01:44:57.000 Who does that?

01:44:58.000 What's going on there?

01:45:00.000 Like, was there some grand scheme to compromise those people, to get those people on his side?

01:45:05.000 Whose side is his side?

01:45:07.000 You know, who worked for him?

01:45:09.000 Bro, he had a photo.

01:45:11.000 Of Bill Clinton in his foyer of his house.

01:45:13.000 Yeah, dressed up as...

01:45:15.000 With a dress on!

01:45:16.000 Yeah.

01:45:16.000 Like a woman pointing at him like this.

01:45:19.000 Like, what better way to say, I fucking own you, bitch. 1.00

01:45:21.000 I got you, bro. 1.00

01:45:22.000 I got you. 1.00

01:45:23.000 I own you, bitch. 1.00

01:45:24.000 But my curiosity is this, and this is just from watching the... 0.99

01:45:28.000 I watched the thing, and again, I don't know a lot.

01:45:30.000 A lot of people listening right now know way more about this.

01:45:32.000 Like, anytime I have questions, it's either you or Tim Dillon. 0.98

01:45:34.000 I call up Timmy, and Timmy fucking goes in. 0.98

01:45:36.000 Timmy. 0.99

01:45:37.000 Oh, he's great.

01:45:38.000 If you think what you see in the videos is any different than him, you got another thing coming.

01:45:42.000 He brought me a book the first time I met him when he came on the podcast, a book on conspiracy theories.

01:45:47.000 He's like, we're trying to get you back in.

01:45:49.000 We're trying to bring you back in there.

01:45:50.000 But that's genuinely him.

01:45:52.000 This is him.

01:45:53.000 Unapologetically, authentically him.

01:45:55.000 Great stuff.

01:45:56.000 Go check out Tim if you guys haven't.

01:45:58.000 But he was breaking down some interesting things with...

01:46:02.000 As far as this goes, right?

01:46:03.000 I'm just watching this documentary.

01:46:04.000 And it's blaming everything on Epstein.

01:46:06.000 And I'm like, okay. 1.00

01:46:07.000 This guy's the fucking criminal mastermind, really? 1.00

01:46:10.000 Like, he's the criminal mastermind, but he's doing all the secretarial shit? 1.00

01:46:14.000 I can't believe that, right? 0.99

01:46:16.000 And then they introduce this other guy.

01:46:18.000 This, like, Les Wexner guy.

01:46:20.000 The guy that owns, like, Victoria's Secret and that kind of stuff, right?

01:46:23.000 And they, like, introduce him quick, and they kind of, like, make it seem...

01:46:26.000 They go, uh...

01:46:27.000 Oh, he was actually, um...

01:46:29.000 I guess Epstein was like his only money manager or something like that.

01:46:33.000 He managed Wexner's money, right?

01:46:35.000 And then there's a clip of Wexner going, you know, I was tricked and I was manipulated.

01:46:39.000 And they have these other guys going, oh my god, Epstein's the most manipulative person in the world.

01:46:43.000 He charms you so much.

01:46:44.000 It's really setting it up like he tricked the billionaire into giving him tons of money.

01:46:49.000 At the end of the documentary, this girl, maybe you can get this picture up.

01:46:54.000 The girl paints a picture and shows people, right? 0.98

01:46:57.000 It's the last episode at the end.

01:46:59.000 And she just painted a picture of her experience there, right? 0.96

01:47:04.000 In the picture, it's her experience, all the things that were going on, all these like fucked up characters, etc. 0.95

01:47:11.000 They're talking about the picture and they use this section where they talk about Epstein, right?

01:47:15.000 Epstein's off to the right. 0.99

01:47:16.000 He's on a fucking UFO. He's not even centerfold in the picture. 0.99

01:47:20.000 He's barely in the picture.

01:47:23.000 Ghislaine, the girl, who's like, here's a comment, she's front and center, and then below her, I believe, is Wexner.

01:47:32.000 And I'm like, hmm, that's weird.

01:47:33.000 Why would you include this guy in front and center of the picture, but this guy over here, Epstein, this whole thing, he's the criminal mastermind, he's doing all this kind of stuff, is all by himself.

01:47:43.000 That's weird.

01:47:45.000 Hmm.

01:47:45.000 Isn't it weird?

01:47:46.000 I would have to see it in the context of her story.

01:47:50.000 I don't have to see it in the context of her story, but yeah, it is weird.

01:47:52.000 All of it's weird, though. 0.99

01:47:55.000 Just the fact that there was a fuck island. 0.99

01:47:57.000 How weird is that? 0.99

01:47:59.000 But is that what they do?

01:48:00.000 But imagine if there was a movie.

01:48:02.000 Imagine.

01:48:03.000 And in the movie, this guy would set up these freak parties on these islands and have all these guys fly in, scientists, celebrities, and bang 15-year-olds.

01:48:14.000 And film it.

01:48:15.000 And hold it against them.

01:48:17.000 That was the word, right? 1.00

01:48:19.000 But if you saw a movie, you'd be like, come on, Bill Clinton's not gonna fly 20 times to a fucking island. 0.99

01:48:24.000 That's what makes no sense, dude. 1.00

01:48:26.000 He's got prostitutes. 1.00

01:48:26.000 He's got girls he can call. 1.00

01:48:28.000 He must. 1.00

01:48:28.000 If he needs it that bad, is he really gonna fly to his fucking island? 1.00

01:48:32.000 But if this guy was intelligence and he let them think that they're safe, don't worry. 0.99

01:48:38.000 No one's gonna say a fucking word. 0.98

01:48:40.000 Everyone's on board. 0.99

01:48:40.000 This is fine. 0.99

01:48:41.000 You can let you freak out on this island.

01:48:43.000 This is like the real Vegas.

01:48:45.000 What happens on Falk Island stays on Falk Island.

01:48:47.000 This is the real deal.

01:48:50.000 That's what they want.

01:48:52.000 Look, do you know how many of those guys in the 60s, in the 70s, politicians back then, just did openly, openly had affairs, right?

01:49:00.000 Like Kennedy, openly.

01:49:01.000 Everyone knew it.

01:49:02.000 The press all knew it.

01:49:03.000 How many guys were doing that?

01:49:04.000 How many mayors were doing that?

01:49:06.000 I bet a lot of them. 0.99

01:49:07.000 I bet that's why they became a mayor or a fucking president in the first place. 1.00

01:49:13.000 A lot of them wanted power. 1.00

01:49:14.000 A lot of them are, like, these politicians are like ugly actors. 0.89

01:49:19.000 They want to be an actor, but they're not good looking enough, so they just pretend to be righteous. 0.88

01:49:23.000 And they pretend to be, you know, the guy who's going to solve the mess.

01:49:27.000 The guy who's going to solve the problem.

01:49:28.000 And in the meantime, they're hobnobbing with industry and big bankers and celebrities are coming to their inauguration.

01:49:35.000 Yeah.

01:49:36.000 There's a big influence party going on.

01:49:39.000 Here it is.

01:49:41.000 Someone explain this to me.

01:49:43.000 Whoa, is that just Lane?

01:49:45.000 Is that her name?

01:49:46.000 How do you say her name?

01:49:46.000 Ghislaine.

01:49:47.000 Ghislaine.

01:49:47.000 I thought it was just Ghislaine.

01:49:48.000 So how is she free?

01:49:50.000 That looks like a lizard. 0.95

01:49:51.000 So she's the lizard. 0.99

01:49:52.000 But look who's front and fucking center, dude. 1.00

01:49:55.000 What is going on? 1.00

01:49:58.000 Look at all the heads. 0.94

01:50:01.000 Well, that's a creepy-ass picture. 0.90

01:50:02.000 Right, and where is Epstein? 0.70

01:50:04.000 Who's that guy with a blue shirt with a sandwich in his hand?

01:50:06.000 I don't know.

01:50:07.000 Who's that guy?

01:50:08.000 I don't know.

01:50:08.000 Is that John Podesta?

01:50:09.000 Kevin Spacey.

01:50:11.000 I don't know.

01:50:13.000 Look to the right, though.

01:50:14.000 This might be him up here.

01:50:15.000 No! 1.00

01:50:16.000 He's in the fucking UFO, dude! 1.00

01:50:19.000 Top right! 1.00

01:50:20.000 You're telling me the criminal mastermind of all this... 0.99

01:50:23.000 Is the fucking supporting act? 0.99

01:50:26.000 Like, you're in the top right? 0.99

01:50:29.000 Ghislaine or Ghislaine?

01:50:30.000 Why is she front and center, dawg? 1.00

01:50:32.000 And why does she have a body of a lizard? 1.00

01:50:36.000 How weird is that?

01:50:37.000 She's got some creepy lizard body. 1.00

01:50:40.000 I don't know.

01:50:41.000 See, this is my point. 0.99

01:50:43.000 Like, if you put this in a movie before all this shit had happened... 0.99

01:50:47.000 You'd never believe it. 0.99

01:50:48.000 You'd never believe it. 1.00

01:50:49.000 I'd be like, no one's that fucking manipulative. 1.00

01:50:51.000 They can get all these politicians to just fly to some island and film them having sex with underage people. 1.00

01:50:57.000 And if they did, they'd get caught. 0.96

01:50:59.000 Someone would rat it out.

01:51:01.000 And then...

01:51:02.000 Well, they caught him, and they brought him to jail, and oh, he just died.

01:51:05.000 He hung himself.

01:51:06.000 Like, what?

01:51:07.000 Oh, well, where's the security cameras?

01:51:10.000 Well, the security cameras weren't working.

01:51:12.000 It's off.

01:51:13.000 It's off, too.

01:51:14.000 And then no one's talking about it.

01:51:16.000 Bro.

01:51:16.000 We just get swept away with the news cycle.

01:51:19.000 New stuff, new things.

01:51:20.000 This is the craziest thing about the Epstein thing.

01:51:24.000 They literally took El Chapo, right, and put him in that jail.

01:51:28.000 Because they're like, nah, something will happen to El Chapo in Mexican jail.

01:51:31.000 Right.

01:51:32.000 So they're like, we got to put him in jail or something will definitely not happen.

01:51:34.000 Super top secret security clearance.

01:51:37.000 The best jail.

01:51:37.000 The best.

01:51:38.000 The best possible jail.

01:51:39.000 And then this guy just randomly.

01:51:41.000 Just hands himself.

01:51:43.000 Yeah.

01:51:43.000 And the security cameras weren't working.

01:51:45.000 Whoops.

01:51:46.000 No big deal.

01:51:46.000 Meanwhile, that Michael Baden guy, the autopsy doctor from HBO, that autopsy series, this is a guy who's worked on a bunch of high profile cases.

01:51:55.000 He did the George Floyd case.

01:51:56.000 Yeah.

01:51:56.000 He said the guy was murdered.

01:51:58.000 He said the injuries...

01:52:00.000 Well, I mean, the injuries of, no, the Epstein injuries were indicative of being strangled because the bones in his neck were snapped.

01:52:07.000 I was talking about Floyd, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:09.000 We did that as well.

01:52:09.000 Yep.

01:52:11.000 More doctors have done that as well with Floyd now, with George Floyd.

01:52:14.000 More doctors have done that.

01:52:14.000 It's clear.

01:52:15.000 You just watch it.

01:52:16.000 You can't imagine a world where that's not a homicide. 1.00

01:52:19.000 It's so fucked up. 1.00

01:52:20.000 The Epstein thing, it was too low on his neck. 1.00

01:52:23.000 It wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled.

01:52:26.000 It was indicative of, or it wasn't indicative of someone who hung themselves.

01:52:29.000 It was indicative of someone who was strangled. 0.99

01:52:31.000 It was low on the neck, like the guys behind him pulling his fucking neck with a wire or a rope or some shit. 1.00

01:52:37.000 Question for you. 0.99

01:52:38.000 Do you think they tell them, yo, we got the underage shorties on the island come through? 0.96

01:52:43.000 Or do you think they say, everyone here is overage, don't worry about it, everything's good. 0.99

01:52:46.000 Then they got it videotaped.

01:52:48.000 And they're like, by the way, they're all underage.

01:52:52.000 I think that's more the case.

01:52:53.000 I think if I had to guess, the most nefarious version of it, I doubt, is people sitting around going, hey, do you want to bang underage girls?

01:53:00.000 I think they'd probably say, hey, we're going to have this party.

01:53:04.000 It's on an island.

01:53:04.000 No one's going to be there but us.

01:53:06.000 It's fantastic.

01:53:07.000 It's top shelf accommodations.

01:53:09.000 We have girls there. 1.00

01:53:11.000 They're lovely.

01:53:11.000 Maybe they don't even tell them they have girls there.

01:53:13.000 I guess they probably tell them they have girls.

01:53:15.000 That's how they get them there.

01:53:16.000 Hey, you want a pro out?

01:53:17.000 Hey, you want to put on the island, bro?

01:53:18.000 You guys want to go fishing?

01:53:19.000 Hey, come on, bro.

01:53:20.000 We got some jet skis, dude.

01:53:21.000 It's going to be sick.

01:53:22.000 Fresh coconut milk.

01:53:23.000 Trust me.

01:53:25.000 And I think once they get them there, they get them drinking.

01:53:28.000 And then once they're drinking, it's a wrap.

01:53:29.000 I bet they start partying.

01:53:30.000 There's the island, man.

01:53:32.000 So I think they start partying, and then the girls were probably either paid to or trained to be friendly to them. 0.99

01:53:40.000 And, I mean, the men are probably disgusting. 1.00

01:53:43.000 And you got a guy like Clinton, I mean, that guy, I mean, he would fuck a warm jar of peanut butter. 1.00

01:53:49.000 He's an animal, you know? 1.00

01:53:52.000 I mean, he's an animal, right? 1.00

01:53:55.000 This is how twisted my fucking brain is. 1.00

01:53:58.000 This is what happens when you're a comic and you're just trying to think about the different angle all day. 1.00

01:54:03.000 When you said, fuck a warm jar of peanut butter, I'm like, what would be the best condiment to fuck? 1.00

01:54:08.000 Peanut butter. 1.00

01:54:08.000 Would it be peanut butter? 1.00

01:54:10.000 What would it be?

01:54:11.000 Jam?

01:54:11.000 You would need something thick and some easy resistance.

01:54:17.000 You know what you want?

01:54:18.000 You want organic peanut butter because you gotta stir it.

01:54:20.000 This is why you gotta open up the comedy clubs, bro. 1.00

01:54:23.000 Because otherwise we would talk about fucking peanut butter. 0.99

01:54:27.000 Bro, just open them up. 1.00

01:54:29.000 But Clinton has always been known to be a wild man.

01:54:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:54:32.000 He fucks everything. 1.00

01:54:33.000 He tries to fuck girls and they yell and they scream and they run away. 1.00

01:54:36.000 He's got women that have said he raped them. 1.00

01:54:39.000 I mean, he's a fucking animal. 1.00

01:54:41.000 I would imagine you get that guy alone on an island. 1.00

01:54:44.000 Get a couple of drinks.

01:54:46.000 It's going down.

01:54:46.000 And then Epstein is connected to these people who assure you, don't worry, everything's covered.

01:54:52.000 This is how we do it.

01:54:53.000 Like, look, the world's too, there's too much scrutiny out there.

01:54:55.000 Okay.

01:54:55.000 Bill, you got to be yourself, okay?

01:54:57.000 So here's my question.

01:54:59.000 This wasn't always scrutinized.

01:55:02.000 Right. 0.99

01:55:02.000 You got songs, fucking Rolling Stones. 0.99

01:55:04.000 Don't they have a song talking about banging some 15-year-old girl or something like that? 0.99

01:55:08.000 I believe there's a song, right?

01:55:10.000 Look it up, Rolling Stone.

01:55:11.000 You have songs about people talking about- Well, Kiss had a song called Christine 16. Dude, every movie in the 80s- She's only 17, 17!

01:55:23.000 Remember that?

01:55:23.000 I'm just saying, every movie in the 80s, there were like, high school seniors, and then like, where the freshmen at?

01:55:30.000 Yes.

01:55:30.000 Right?

01:55:30.000 They're 14-year-olds.

01:55:31.000 Granted, you're all in high school, but you still maybe would have college kids.

01:55:34.000 Okay.

01:55:35.000 So there was a time where it was probably okay to sleep with younger women. 1.00

01:55:41.000 I'm not talking about the 11 and 12. I'm talking about teenage women. 0.69

01:55:44.000 It was probably okay.

01:55:45.000 Okay.

01:55:46.000 At that time, how did they compromise people?

01:55:50.000 Because if we really want to know who's behind this, just figure out what they were doing before the pedophile stuff.

01:55:57.000 Yeah, but they controlled the press.

01:55:59.000 Before that, no one could say anything about it. 0.98

01:56:01.000 So you're saying they didn't need to compromise back in the day, and then they were like, well, fuck, we need to find a way to compromise. 0.99

01:56:07.000 Little kids. 0.99

01:56:08.000 Exactly.

01:56:09.000 I feel like you always had to compromise.

01:56:11.000 You always had to have something on someone.

01:56:13.000 You don't think that...

01:56:15.000 Nah, I don't think so.

01:56:16.000 No?

01:56:17.000 Nah. 1.00

01:56:17.000 You don't think it's coincidental that maybe Clinton had some fucked up shit that happened in Arkansas and they were like, alright, we're going to get you out of that, but you're going to keep on. 1.00

01:56:26.000 You're going to have an interesting political career. 0.99

01:56:27.000 Just look out for your boys.

01:56:28.000 I don't think so.

01:56:30.000 I mean, I don't think they had film footage of it, and I think they controlled the media.

01:56:35.000 But you know, the Clinton stuff goes way back.

01:56:37.000 I don't know enough. 0.99

01:56:38.000 Do you know the Mena, Arkansas shit? 1.00

01:56:39.000 No, no. 1.00

01:56:40.000 Clinton was the governor of Arkansas when Barry Seals was running cocaine through Mena, Arkansas.

01:56:46.000 He would go to South America and there's all this footage.

01:56:48.000 There's a great movie about it with Tom Cruise.

01:56:50.000 That's the...

01:56:51.000 Yes!

01:56:51.000 That's about Barry Seale.

01:56:53.000 Okay.

01:56:53.000 And that was a real guy who was a pilot who would fly back with coke.

01:56:57.000 Yeah.

01:56:57.000 And they would drop the coke off in Mena, Arkansas.

01:57:00.000 Okay?

01:57:01.000 Uh-huh.

01:57:01.000 And they dropped the coke off and these two kids found it.

01:57:03.000 They found the drop.

01:57:04.000 They murdered these two kids and they said the kids committed suicide.

01:57:08.000 The kids were doing drugs.

01:57:10.000 Yeah.

01:57:10.000 They fell asleep on the train tracks.

01:57:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:12.000 They just made this shit up, right? 1.00

01:57:15.000 So when they did the autopsy on the kids and they said, oh, the kids died of suicide, they got high and they slept on the train tracks, the parents are like, that's not our kids. 0.99

01:57:27.000 Our kids would not do that.

01:57:27.000 So they do a separate autopsy, separate independent autopsy, and they find knife wounds in these kids.

01:57:33.000 Bro.

01:57:34.000 So the kids have been murdered.

01:57:35.000 It gets worse.

01:57:35.000 So then Barry Seals agrees to sell everybody out.

01:57:41.000 So he agrees to testify. 0.99

01:57:43.000 He is on his way to the courtroom with George Bush's phone number in his fucking pocket when he's gunned down in his car. 0.99

01:57:51.000 Yeah, he's assassinated on his way to testify. 0.98

01:57:54.000 A guy who's an absolute, and also in the movie, the Tom Cruise movie, they showed Bill Clinton pardoning him.

01:58:02.000 He got caught for something, Bill Clinton pardoned him.

01:58:05.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:58:05.000 What if? 0.71

01:58:06.000 Yeah.

01:58:07.000 What if compromising people saves their life? 0.97

01:58:12.000 What if back in the day, you're like, yo, if you talk, I'm gonna kill you. 0.95

01:58:14.000 Actually, I think you're gonna talk. 1.00

01:58:16.000 You're dead. 0.97

01:58:16.000 Like, that's what the mafia does, right? 0.97

01:58:17.000 They're like, you're gonna snitch, we're killing you. 1.00

01:58:19.000 Any gangs, whatever you're gonna snitch on us, we're gonna kill you. 0.99

01:58:21.000 But what if their technique is like, dude, I'm tired of killing people. 1.00

01:58:24.000 You're gonna fuck some kids, or you're gonna do something that you do not want getting out there. 0.99

01:58:28.000 You better not tell. 1.00

01:58:30.000 Yes. 0.97

01:58:31.000 Well, you gotta think a guy like any prominent big-time politician, they know so much shit about so many people and so many different things that are wrong. 0.98

01:58:38.000 So many different things that are illegal. 1.00

01:58:39.000 So get him to fuck your kid. 1.00

01:58:42.000 You gotta wonder about Anthony Weiner. 1.00

01:58:44.000 Keep going.

01:58:46.000 Anthony Weiner was the guy that was...

01:58:48.000 Showing that dang.

01:58:49.000 He was showing that dang.

01:58:50.000 Yeah.

01:58:50.000 And he was married to Uma.

01:58:52.000 Did you see it?

01:58:53.000 Not to distract. 1.00

01:58:54.000 No, I didn't look at his cock. 1.00

01:58:55.000 I heard it was a good-sized cock. 1.00

01:58:55.000 He had a good-sized cock? 1.00

01:58:56.000 I look at a famous dick. 1.00

01:58:57.000 Look, he's a fucking bold man. 1.00

01:59:00.000 And he was an amazing speaker, okay? 0.99

01:59:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:59:02.000 And they were worried about him.

01:59:04.000 They were thinking, this motherfucker could be a big-time politician. 1.00

01:59:06.000 So we need to compromise his ass. 1.00

01:59:08.000 I don't know whether he was just a freak or whether this is how he's always been and this is his kink, but he likes sexting with underage girls. 1.00

01:59:17.000 Bad. 1.00

01:59:18.000 So they put him in fucking jail for it. 1.00

01:59:20.000 Bad. 0.99

01:59:20.000 But here's what's interesting about it. 0.99

01:59:21.000 The very laptop that he was using To sex with these underage girls also has Hillary Clinton's emails on it.

01:59:30.000 That was part of the problem. 0.59

01:59:31.000 His wife was communicating with Hillary Clinton.

01:59:34.000 What is this?

01:59:36.000 I was getting to that.

01:59:37.000 I just had it ready.

01:59:37.000 FBI communication of discovery of Hillary Clinton emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop computer.

01:59:43.000 So they found her important emails on the laptop that he's using to sex with these underage girls to have these messages. 0.91

01:59:53.000 It's pretty convenient, isn't it?

01:59:55.000 Look, I'm not saying he didn't do it, because I think he did. 1.00

01:59:58.000 Because he sent pictures of him with his dick. 1.00

02:00:02.000 I think he's a freak. 1.00

02:00:03.000 And I think, like I said, they're ugly actors. 1.00

02:00:06.000 They're people who are ugly. 0.98

02:00:07.000 I think the guy's a comic. 0.98

02:00:09.000 That's what I think.

02:00:09.000 Who, Wiener?

02:00:10.000 Wiener.

02:00:10.000 I mean, he's a comic.

02:00:13.000 Just nobody ever taught him how to do comedy.

02:00:14.000 So he just expressed his freakitude in terrible, awful ways.

02:00:19.000 But there's a picture of him. 0.85

02:00:21.000 He's got his phone up like this, and he's got his hog, like half-hard, in his underwear, lying there.

02:00:27.000 And I think he was lying with one of his kids. 0.90

02:00:30.000 That's foul.

02:00:31.000 It's crazy.

02:00:32.000 That's weird.

02:00:33.000 He's sending these to girls, just all willy-nilly. 0.54

02:00:35.000 Do you know how nuts that is?

02:00:37.000 That he just doesn't even know these gals? 0.99

02:00:39.000 So, maybe he was just a sex addict. 0.99

02:00:42.000 Maybe he was a sexting addict with underage girls. 0.99

02:00:46.000 See, there's a picture of his hog and his kid asleep. 0.97

02:00:48.000 See right there?

02:00:49.000 Right there?

02:00:49.000 Question.

02:00:50.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

02:00:52.000 And now you got me on this fucking rabbit hole, Doug. 1.00

02:00:55.000 Look at those selfies. 1.00

02:00:56.000 No, no, I see it.

02:00:56.000 But go back to the upper left-hand corner.

02:00:59.000 Like, he was a freak, okay?

02:01:01.000 It's not like he's getting roped in. 0.99

02:01:03.000 He was a freak. 0.99

02:01:04.000 He was clearly a freak. 0.99

02:01:06.000 There was something about him that was a freak. 1.00

02:01:08.000 But also, I mean, he sexed him with a 15-year-old. 0.99

02:01:11.000 Did he know she was 15? 0.98

02:01:12.000 That's the other question.

02:01:13.000 Did he?

02:01:13.000 Was he aware of the age?

02:01:14.000 Maybe they edited it.

02:01:15.000 Who knows?

02:01:16.000 Or maybe that's a picture he sent to his wife. 1.00

02:01:19.000 They told him to kill him. 1.00

02:01:20.000 Wait, what? 0.99

02:01:21.000 Who knows?

02:01:22.000 That's what they do.

02:01:22.000 But maybe that was a picture he sent to his wife, and they're like, nah, we're going to send that to a 15-year-old because now we got your laptop, we could do whatever.

02:01:27.000 And then we got some worse shit on you, and you're going to take this little charge right here before we tell you what we're really up to. 0.98

02:01:32.000 He was very bombastic and very argumentative in the Senate. 0.99

02:01:37.000 And he would yell and scream, and the senator is out of order!

02:01:40.000 The senator would yield the floor!

02:01:42.000 And he had this way of talking.

02:01:45.000 Very powerful speaker.

02:01:47.000 Go ahead, Jamie.

02:01:47.000 He knew.

02:01:48.000 He knew.

02:01:49.000 We don't need to get into this. 1.00

02:01:52.000 Maybe there's a culture of these creepy guys doing this shit to younger girls in politics. 1.00

02:02:02.000 Maybe there's a culture of that. 1.00

02:02:03.000 Maybe he's an example Of that culture.

02:02:06.000 Yeah, it's not like politics makes you do that.

02:02:10.000 It's politics has something that is enticing to those type of people, which is obviously power.

02:02:16.000 It's like the Catholic Church doesn't make you touch kids, but if you did want to touch kids and you want some smokescreen, okay, here's a perfect situation.

02:02:25.000 Yeah.

02:02:26.000 You know what I mean?

02:02:27.000 Yeah, I do know what you mean.

02:02:28.000 I don't think Catholicism makes you do that.

02:02:32.000 But if you did want to do it, that would be the perfect place to go.

02:02:36.000 I think one of the ways that Catholicism does do that is you go there when you're young and you get molested and then you think that that's normal. 0.91

02:02:45.000 Right, right, right.

02:02:45.000 And then you start molesting other kids.

02:02:47.000 Right, right, right.

02:02:47.000 That is one thing that does happen to people that get molested.

02:02:50.000 There's not just a high rate of them molesting, there's a high recidivism rate, but there's a very high rate of them molesting people as well.

02:02:58.000 Yes.

02:02:59.000 That's one of the horrible...

02:02:59.000 It's almost like you're...

02:03:02.000 Vampire when you do that to some kids It's like you put it in them and then they go out and perpetrate the same evil that was done to them That's a good way of putting it It is like that in a way because you hear all these stories about guys who molest kids who were molested. 1.00

02:03:19.000 Yeah I think there's a sickness when someone wants to fuck a 15-year-old. 1.00

02:03:26.000 Even if you want to text them and pretend you want to fuck a 15-year-old. 1.00

02:03:31.000 Especially a guy with kids. 1.00

02:03:32.000 Yeah, it's just so fucking... 0.97

02:03:34.000 But how many of them were there? 0.97

02:03:36.000 I told you about that Breitbart Podesta quote.

02:03:39.000 We talked about that.

02:03:43.000 That's a crazy quote.

02:03:44.000 I don't know if it's true. 1.00

02:03:46.000 I don't know what the fuck... 0.99

02:03:47.000 Do you believe it? 1.00

02:03:49.000 I don't know what to believe.

02:03:50.000 And this is after all of this.

02:03:52.000 Here, Jamie, I'm going to send you this.

02:03:53.000 I'm going to airdrop this to you.

02:03:54.000 I'll just text it to you.

02:03:56.000 Hold on one second.

02:03:56.000 I'm peeing.

02:03:57.000 Go pee!

02:04:00.000 Alright, we're back.

02:04:01.000 And we're back.

02:04:01.000 Less pee.

02:04:02.000 Feel better?

02:04:03.000 Oh, dude, so much. 1.00

02:04:04.000 Anyway, so we're talking about creeps and people who want to fuck kids. 1.00

02:04:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:04:09.000 This is a thing that Andrew Breitbart tweeted in 2011 before he died. 0.56

02:04:13.000 How Prague guru John Podesta isn't household name as world-class underage sex slave op cover-upper defending unspeakable dregs escapes me. 0.94

02:04:25.000 Right. 0.90

02:04:26.000 Now what does that mean?

02:04:27.000 What does that mean?

02:04:30.000 Maybe Breitbart's crazy? 0.99

02:04:32.000 Maybe he's crazy. 0.99

02:04:33.000 Why do all these crazy people die randomly? 0.63

02:04:36.000 It's kind of weird, right? 1.00

02:04:37.000 Right after they accuse people of shit. 1.00

02:04:39.000 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

02:04:40.000 That's so crazy!

02:04:41.000 But you know what?

02:04:42.000 It's like Tom Hanks' wife being named Rita Wilson.

02:04:45.000 It's just a coincidence.

02:04:46.000 It's just a coincidence, dude.

02:04:48.000 You know, before, I mean, you gotta do a bit about it, but you were saying how, like, there's no more crazy, right?

02:04:53.000 We're just talking about just random things, and you're like, what happened to just crazy?

02:04:56.000 And back in the day, maybe we put too many things under the umbrella of crazy.

02:05:01.000 Right?

02:05:01.000 Maybe.

02:05:02.000 And now, maybe way back in the day when it was just anybody who was, like, you're left-handed, you're fucking crazy. 0.99

02:05:07.000 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:05:08.000 And now, we don't put enough in crazy.

02:05:12.000 Well, there's certain things that we exempt from possibility of crazy.

02:05:15.000 But this is something we always allow is crazy.

02:05:18.000 Right?

02:05:19.000 Oh, that's crazy.

02:05:20.000 That's crazy.

02:05:21.000 That can't be real.

02:05:22.000 Yep.

02:05:23.000 If you call out somebody and you end up getting murked and you're like, maybe there's a coincidence going on there. 0.99

02:05:28.000 What are you, crazy? 0.98

02:05:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:05:29.000 You must be insane to think. 1.00

02:05:30.000 Well, there's a bunch of those, man. 0.62

02:05:32.000 That's when Seth Rich got murdered.

02:05:34.000 Everybody was worried about that.

02:05:35.000 What's that?

02:05:36.000 Seth Rich.

02:05:36.000 He was the guy that supposedly, according to WikiLeaks, he gave them the information on the DNC being corrupt and rigging the vote with Hillary Clinton when they conspired against Bernie Sanders.

02:05:50.000 That's when Donna Brazile wrote about it in her book.

02:05:52.000 When Seth Rich was murdered, she got really scared.

02:05:54.000 She was a top operative.

02:05:57.000 What do you think?

02:05:58.000 What if we sat down with the deep state, right?

02:06:00.000 Where the powers be? 0.99

02:06:01.000 Whoever doing all this kid fucking for... 0.99

02:06:03.000 What would it look like? 0.99

02:06:04.000 What would they look like?

02:06:05.000 Yeah, what would the deep state look like?

02:06:07.000 Oh, that's a good question.

02:06:08.000 I don't know, dude.

02:06:09.000 Like, who are they?

02:06:09.000 Who are they, dude?

02:06:10.000 And how do you get the job?

02:06:12.000 And how do you move up in it?

02:06:13.000 Right!

02:06:14.000 Like, you've been really deep, bro.

02:06:15.000 We want to give you a raise. 0.56

02:06:17.000 Hey, dude, you've been going deep, dude!

02:06:20.000 How do you...

02:06:21.000 Is it bankers?

02:06:22.000 Is it all, like, no-name bankers that none of us know who they are? 0.99

02:06:26.000 I went on a fucking... 0.99

02:06:27.000 It was bad. 1.00

02:06:28.000 Did you go on a rabbit hole?

02:06:29.000 I went on...

02:06:30.000 There's this guy named Bill Still.

02:06:32.000 Please interview Bill Still.

02:06:34.000 Oh, no.

02:06:35.000 He, back in the day, did this documentary.

02:06:37.000 I don't know if it was, like, PBS or something like that.

02:06:39.000 It was just about...

02:06:40.000 The banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision back into the 1700s and then before that in Europe, and how these few banking families have all kind of worked together.

02:06:52.000 And then anybody who criticizes the banks and tries to break up the banks, they're remembered poorly in history.

02:06:57.000 I believe that.

02:06:58.000 Andrew Jackson, for example, he got rid of the Fed.

02:07:01.000 He killed the banks.

02:07:02.000 Yeah.

02:07:02.000 And he's remembered.

02:07:03.000 He has the worst reputation of the president, right? 0.99

02:07:05.000 Oh, he's that racist president. 0.99

02:07:06.000 All the other presidents had slaves. 0.97

02:07:08.000 But Andrew Jackson!

02:07:09.000 He was really racist about it.

02:07:11.000 Dude, this guy, Bill Sill, so I get this.

02:07:14.000 I'll send you a link.

02:07:15.000 I mean, it probably only has like 40,000 views, but it was for television.

02:07:17.000 It was on like some sort of, you know, I don't know.

02:07:20.000 What is PBS? Just like a regular broadcast.

02:07:24.000 Channel 1?

02:07:28.000 But yeah, and I just watched it, and I was like, oh, this is really fascinating.

02:07:30.000 Just learning about money.

02:07:32.000 Learning about fractional reserve lending, and just these interesting things that make the economy go, and how it works.

02:07:39.000 When you find out that the Bilderberg Group is real, you're like, wait, what?

02:07:42.000 The Bilderberg Group is the group that...

02:07:44.000 They get together.

02:07:46.000 Oh, the Jekyll Island thing.

02:07:48.000 Well, that is...

02:07:49.000 Isn't that how the IRS was formed?

02:07:51.000 Isn't that Jekyll? 1.00

02:07:52.000 Boy, we're so dumb. 0.99

02:07:53.000 No, it's how currency... 0.99

02:07:54.000 There was something about...

02:07:57.000 Yeah.

02:07:57.000 He basically makes this correlation where any president who tried to create currency that wasn't dependent on the banks got murked.

02:08:06.000 And then I go, and I'm looking at this, I'm like, yeah, Lincoln, what did Lincoln do?

02:08:10.000 Lincoln do that.

02:08:11.000 And then he goes, you know why our money's green?

02:08:13.000 Because in the Civil War, he went to the banks and asked for a loan for the Civil War, and they were like, it's going to be 20-25% interest on the loan. 0.99

02:08:19.000 He was like, nah, fucking, I'm printing my own shit, greenbacks. 1.00

02:08:23.000 Really? 1.00

02:08:24.000 And then some fucking actor shoots him? 1.00

02:08:27.000 Why would an actor care about slavery? 1.00

02:08:30.000 Like, you're some theater nerd? 1.00

02:08:32.000 You're some theater dork! 0.99

02:08:36.000 Come on, dude! 1.00

02:08:37.000 Doesn't it seem weird?

02:08:38.000 I know I'm getting really conspiratorial, but like...

02:08:40.000 Yeah, but you're allowed to with Lincoln.

02:08:41.000 It's like it's long enough ago.

02:08:42.000 It doesn't matter.

02:08:43.000 Yeah, you can get away with that.

02:08:44.000 You're telling me...

02:08:45.000 Just imagine a theater nerd.

02:08:47.000 Let's go, like, who's the biggest theater nerd right now?

02:08:49.000 Like, give me a...

02:08:50.000 Patton Oswalt?

02:08:52.000 There's another...

02:08:53.000 Say what?

02:08:54.000 John Wilkes Booth's brother was also a famous actor in New York, and I think it was the week before Lincoln was killed, he saved his son from getting hit by a car, randomly, as though that's a random occurrence.

02:09:08.000 And this is back in the day, there was barely any cars.

02:09:10.000 Fun fact on the Booth family.

02:09:12.000 There was no cars back in the day.

02:09:13.000 Let me double check that.

02:09:15.000 The car's going 20 miles per hour.

02:09:18.000 There was no car.

02:09:19.000 A chariot.

02:09:21.000 I was like, a car?

02:09:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:09:25.000 1865?

02:09:25.000 I'm just saying, isn't it...

02:09:29.000 It's wild, though, right?

02:09:30.000 Yeah.

02:09:31.000 So check this guy, Bill.

02:09:31.000 I don't even know if he's still alive.

02:09:33.000 I don't think he got murked.

02:09:33.000 But he was really passionate about it, and he's really passionate about breaking the bank and not having ourselves be tied to these banking institutions that dictate monetary policy.

02:09:43.000 Well, wasn't that a part of Kennedy as well?

02:09:45.000 Of course, Kennedy.

02:09:45.000 I got that, bro.

02:09:47.000 He wanted to get rid of the Federal Reserve.

02:09:49.000 Everyone that wants to get rid of it, and if they get close, adios.

02:09:54.000 Bro, the way he puts it, who else got shot?

02:09:57.000 Oh, he got shot, Jackson.

02:09:59.000 He got shot, but he lived.

02:10:01.000 Reagan. 0.97

02:10:03.000 He got shot by a psycho. 1.00

02:10:05.000 But they're all psychos. 1.00

02:10:06.000 They're all crazy. 1.00

02:10:07.000 Yes. 1.00

02:10:08.000 They're all crazy when they need to be crazy. 0.83

02:10:10.000 Oh, well, you gotta read this book called Chaos. 0.82

02:10:13.000 Go.

02:10:14.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:15.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:16.000 It's about Charles Manson, right?

02:10:17.000 It starts out about Charles Manson.

02:10:19.000 Wasn't he involved?

02:10:19.000 Tom O'Neill.

02:10:20.000 Wasn't he like a...

02:10:21.000 Oh, yeah.

02:10:21.000 CIA. Yeah.

02:10:23.000 Yeah.

02:10:23.000 Listen, he was a prisoner who they gave acid to, and they trained him how to do that to other people.

02:10:29.000 So he took these impressionable youths and dosed them up with acid, and then he would pretend he was taking it, and he would guide them and tell them what to do, and then he had them go out and murder people.

02:10:38.000 And every time he got arrested, they let him out of jail.

02:10:40.000 There's a guy named Tom O'Neill who started his book. 0.99

02:10:42.000 He started his book as a story that he was writing for Premier Magazine, but as he dug deeper and deeper into the case, he was like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:10:49.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

02:10:50.000 Well, how about this? 1.00

02:10:51.000 There's a free clinic in Haight-Ashbury that the CIA operated under with this program where they were doing tests on people.

02:11:00.000 Doing tests on hippies and giving them acid. 0.71

02:11:03.000 Until his book comes out.

02:11:05.000 His book comes out.

02:11:06.000 Three months after his book comes out, the clinic goes out of business. 0.99

02:11:10.000 This is a clinic that had been in operation for 50 fucking years. 0.91

02:11:14.000 Yeah, it's a tricky... 0.98

02:11:16.000 Dude, it's a tricky thing, right?

02:11:19.000 It's like, my girl said something interesting to me, you know, because there's all these serial killer documentaries on Netflix and that kind of stuff, right?

02:11:27.000 And I'm like, are there serial killers in other places?

02:11:30.000 Why do we just have it here?

02:11:32.000 Or do they have it in London?

02:11:33.000 Do they have it in Paris?

02:11:35.000 Jack the Ripper.

02:11:35.000 Well, Jack the Ripper, right?

02:11:36.000 And then, like, after that, I don't think there was a lot of ripping.

02:11:39.000 Right?

02:11:40.000 Like, I think, like, he did it, and then there's no more ripping.

02:11:43.000 I don't know.

02:11:43.000 And then, I'm like, and then she goes this, and she just goes, honestly, I think it was all the acid.

02:11:48.000 And I go, what do you mean?

02:11:48.000 She goes, well, they're doing all these drugs in the 60s and 70s, and all of a sudden, in the 80s, they just start, like, tearing through women, and they're just, all these serial killers pop up out of nowhere.

02:11:56.000 And I'm like, holy shit! 0.99

02:11:58.000 With the people they experimented on? 0.99

02:12:01.000 Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber.

02:12:02.000 And they didn't talk about this in the Netflix documentary.

02:12:05.000 Of course not.

02:12:06.000 The Netflix documentary, they kind of briefly touched upon that, about drugs.

02:12:11.000 They used just the random word, drugs.

02:12:14.000 Or the blanket word drugs.

02:12:16.000 But he was a part of the Harvard LSD experiments.

02:12:19.000 He was a part of these...

02:12:21.000 They talked about the psychological experiments they did where they were breaking him down for three years.

02:12:27.000 But he was already a little loony to begin with. 0.99

02:12:29.000 And then they fucked with him for three years and probably force-fed him acid. 0.99

02:12:34.000 They did it to a lot of people. 0.99

02:12:35.000 There was a thing called Operation Midnight Climax they did back then where they would run whorehouses. 1.00

02:12:41.000 They would run whorehouses. 1.00

02:12:42.000 But they're not even hiding it. 0.98

02:12:44.000 It's the most obvious name for the bucket.

02:12:48.000 Well, the other one was MKUltro.

02:12:49.000 MKUltro was the mind control experiment.

02:12:51.000 But a part of MKUltro was Operation Midnight Climax.

02:12:55.000 And they did this in San Francisco as well.

02:12:57.000 The same people that were involved in that clinic were also involved and they would make these brothels and then they would hire these ladies to come in and have sex with these guys and they would dose the guys up with acid. 1.00

02:13:10.000 So these guys would go in thinking they're gonna just get some sex. 0.93

02:13:13.000 Then they got the greatest sex ever. 1.00

02:13:15.000 Have a drink and they'd be on acid just tripping their balls off and then they would just run experiments on these fucking guys. 1.00

02:13:20.000 What are you gonna do? 1.00

02:13:20.000 Tell people? 1.00

02:13:21.000 You gonna tell people you went to a whorehouse, you got drugged? 0.99

02:13:23.000 Really? 0.97

02:13:24.000 Is that what happened?

02:13:25.000 Is that what happened really?

02:13:26.000 So here's my question to you.

02:13:27.000 Let's say that we're in charge of like a nation building or whatever it is.

02:13:30.000 Like let's say we're deep state, right?

02:13:31.000 Deep state.

02:13:33.000 And we are tasked with keeping America on top by any means necessary.

02:13:38.000 This is a good argument.

02:13:40.000 Okay?

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:40.000 You and I. Right.

02:13:42.000 Our families, our kids, everything is dependent on us developing the coolest, well I don't want to use the term cool, but most effective weapons of manipulation to maintain our status in the world.

02:13:56.000 And because of that we get to live the lives that we get to live.

02:13:59.000 And if we don't do it, there are other countries that are doing the exact same thing, and the second we slip, they're gonna body us, right?

02:14:06.000 Would you go so far?

02:14:08.000 Would you go so far as to do these types of things? 0.79

02:14:11.000 The right answer is obviously no, but if you knew the exact same experiment was happening in China right now, and the second they figured it out, they were gonna find ways to manipulate the powers that be, and then the next trip a politician ends up in China, all of a sudden, they get doused with some shit, now they're controlled, I don't know exactly how it works. 0.58

02:14:27.000 You know, this is the argument to accept some sort of a new world order.

02:14:30.000 Or accept some sort of a totalitarian regime that controls the people the same way China controls the people because otherwise we can't compete with them.

02:14:37.000 Keep going.

02:14:38.000 China has this connection between the big businesses and corporations in China and the military and the government.

02:14:45.000 They're all connected.

02:14:46.000 It's one thing.

02:14:47.000 There's not two things.

02:14:48.000 It's not like you have a business and then there's the government.

02:14:52.000 No, your business is a part of the government.

02:14:54.000 If you're running Huawei, you're hand in hand with the Chinese government.

02:14:58.000 The only way the United States is going to compete is if we run things over here the way they run things over there because They can cut corners, take chances.

02:15:07.000 They have mass surveillance on their people.

02:15:09.000 That way it keeps things running smoother.

02:15:11.000 Well, they also have COVID tracking.

02:15:13.000 We need to track you.

02:15:14.000 We need to track you.

02:15:15.000 Put a chip! 0.94

02:15:16.000 Put a chip in your hand!

02:15:17.000 It's not a chip.

02:15:17.000 We don't need a chip.

02:15:18.000 You got your phone.

02:15:19.000 You ain't leaving that alone.

02:15:20.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:15:21.000 You never needed a chip.

02:15:23.000 Exactly.

02:15:23.000 You don't need a chip.

02:15:24.000 Just get them addicted to a game.

02:15:26.000 Question.

02:15:28.000 Don't you think we...

02:15:29.000 That's right.

02:15:30.000 Chinese government.

02:15:31.000 Chinese government.

02:15:31.000 Yeah.

02:15:32.000 I've been killing it with TikTok.

02:15:33.000 I'm not gonna lie.

02:15:34.000 I gotta show you.

02:15:35.000 I got some good ones.

02:15:36.000 But, uh...

02:15:37.000 Okay, here's the thing.

02:15:39.000 Don't you think we're already there?

02:15:42.000 And let me clarify.

02:15:44.000 Do you really think Google isn't sitting down with the U.S. government and the U.S. government isn't going, we're going to need access to all that?

02:15:52.000 I mean, we'll pretend like you guys are operating by yourself, but y'all know what time it is.

02:15:56.000 Well, for sure they do.

02:15:58.000 And Google's actually sat down with the Chinese government.

02:16:01.000 And the argument of censoring over there was that if we don't, they're just going to steal our intellectual property and just remake Google in a Chinese form. 0.66

02:16:09.000 We need to work with them.

02:16:12.000 Well, you don't need to do anything, Google.

02:16:14.000 You want to work with them.

02:16:16.000 No, no, no.

02:16:16.000 We need to.

02:16:17.000 We need to.

02:16:17.000 We don't have enough money.

02:16:19.000 We need more.

02:16:20.000 We need more.

02:16:21.000 We need more.

02:16:21.000 I just think...

02:16:22.000 I wonder that even like...

02:16:23.000 A jillion dollars.

02:16:24.000 Like with Elon.

02:16:25.000 Even with Elon, it's like you reach a certain level.

02:16:27.000 You must have...

02:16:29.000 Look, if I'm the guy, if I'm Deep State, right?

02:16:31.000 And I would know we got this smart South African dude, right?

02:16:34.000 And he can invent anything. 0.99

02:16:36.000 He can do all this cool shit. 0.96

02:16:37.000 And I'm going to be like, all right, yeah, bring him over here. 1.00

02:16:40.000 And he's like, well, maybe I want to go, you know, sell some shit to Saudi Arabia. 0.99

02:16:43.000 And I'll be like, maybe you don't. 0.99

02:16:46.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:16:49.000 Just as simple as that.

02:16:52.000 He's like, I'm gonna go on Joe Rogan's podcast and smoke weed. 0.99

02:16:54.000 You're like, do whatever the fuck you want. 0.98

02:16:55.000 We don't care about the stock prices. 0.99

02:16:57.000 I just wonder if the exchange is, hey, we need some cool rockets, we need some great shit, and if you have any ideas... 0.97

02:17:06.000 Throw them our way first. 0.86

02:17:08.000 What are those network deals?

02:17:09.000 First right of refusal?

02:17:11.000 No, not development.

02:17:12.000 First right of refusal. 0.99

02:17:14.000 If you build some shit that's fire, we look at it first. 1.00

02:17:16.000 If we don't like it, sell it to Saudi Arabia. 1.00

02:17:18.000 But we got it first. 0.99

02:17:19.000 And if we ever need some real dope shit, you make it. 0.99

02:17:22.000 Now, what is the exchange? 0.99

02:17:23.000 If you want to keep your factory open during COVID, you get to do that. 1.00

02:17:27.000 I think he's got so much influence and they realize that their law was stupid. 0.99

02:17:32.000 It was stupid, but most places are still closed. 1.00

02:17:35.000 And he was like, yo, I'm staying open. 1.00

02:17:36.000 And then the government was like, alright, you're staying open.

02:17:38.000 Why are you standing up?

02:17:39.000 Because I need to make cars.

02:17:40.000 Well, the California state government, because other governments were allowing him to open. 0.99

02:17:43.000 So this is not deep state shit. 0.98

02:17:45.000 This is like a state-to-state thing. 0.99

02:17:47.000 He could have that much influence.

02:17:48.000 Texas is saying, hey, y'all, come on over here.

02:17:50.000 By all means.

02:17:50.000 Woo!

02:17:51.000 Let's do it.

02:17:51.000 And we have oil.

02:17:52.000 Yeah.

02:17:53.000 And we'll still let you do it with electric cars.

02:17:54.000 So there are states that were willing to let him rock and roll.

02:17:57.000 But wouldn't you do that with a Bezos?

02:17:59.000 Wouldn't you go, hey, guys, operate...

02:18:02.000 I guess what I'm trying to say is there's this structure in America, right? 0.99

02:18:05.000 Where at the bottom, you have no power, and it fucking sucks, and you're just barely surviving. 0.98

02:18:10.000 You make some money, you're good, your life is good, but you're still attached to your job. 0.98

02:18:15.000 You need to do that in order to survive.

02:18:17.000 You get into the millions, 10 millions, 100 millions, right?

02:18:21.000 And you actually have freedom.

02:18:24.000 And the second you get into the billions, you get a knock on the door where it's like, you got a lot.

02:18:31.000 You got a lot of stuff and we're gonna need to have some conversations about how you use that stuff and the people you talk to and the deals that you do because you got too much power.

02:18:42.000 Like, I'm shocked.

02:18:43.000 Like, for years I've been shocked even with this platform.

02:18:45.000 I'm like, how is there one guy?

02:18:48.000 They can speak to the whole world. 0.88

02:18:50.000 And the US government isn't fucking surveilling you and having drones everywhere. 0.96

02:18:54.000 Watch the show. 0.98

02:18:55.000 Anyone can get it.

02:18:56.000 That's a good point.

02:18:57.000 You're not hiding.

02:18:59.000 No.

02:19:00.000 It's like there's freedom in exposing.

02:19:03.000 Yes.

02:19:04.000 You can really be free if you just give. 0.99

02:19:06.000 Also, I'm a fucking cage fighting commentator. 0.99

02:19:09.000 Who's gonna listen to me? 0.99

02:19:10.000 Dude, what if your deep state, that was really your smokescreen?

02:19:13.000 Imagine if you just got really good at these things just so you could be deep state.

02:19:18.000 The problem is that's not how people get good at things.

02:19:21.000 They don't get good at things from no motivation.

02:19:23.000 You'd never be able to compete with guys who are really hustling.

02:19:27.000 You have to be really hustling. 1.00

02:19:29.000 And then they bring you to fuck island. 0.99

02:19:32.000 They give videos. 0.99

02:19:34.000 I have a question about MMA for you.

02:19:37.000 Okay.

02:19:38.000 Why do we keep hearing about the underpaying stuff?

02:19:41.000 Well, right now in particular, there's probably less money because the fighters have to...

02:19:49.000 There's no gate.

02:19:51.000 There's no live gate.

02:19:51.000 Yeah, there's no live gate.

02:19:52.000 And that's an extreme amount of money.

02:19:54.000 But there's also fighters that agree to certain deals.

02:19:58.000 They agree to like an eight-fight deal at X amount per fight.

02:20:02.000 And then they become more popular and then they want to renegotiate their deal.

02:20:05.000 And the UFC is like, look, we're just trying to stay open.

02:20:09.000 We're not going to renegotiate anything.

02:20:11.000 You can take it or you can leave it, but this is what it is.

02:20:13.000 I think it's a matter of that.

02:20:16.000 But...

02:20:17.000 Looking at it from the fighters' perspective, fighters would be certainly better off if there was more competition.

02:20:24.000 That's always how it works.

02:20:25.000 Yep.

02:20:25.000 So whether it's Bellator or 1FC or all these different companies, the more of those there are, the more World Series of Fighting, the more Professional Fighting League, whatever the fuck it's called now, the more those rise, the better it is for everyone.

02:20:40.000 It's just how it is. 0.99

02:20:42.000 It's like if there's only improvs and then you get banned from the improvs, you're fucked. 0.98

02:20:46.000 But if you've got funny bones, if you've got some theaters, if you've got... 0.99

02:20:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:20:50.000 It's exactly like that.

02:20:51.000 You know, I've seen that happen before with people.

02:20:54.000 Yeah.

02:20:54.000 I've seen that happen with comedy clubs, and I've seen that happen with fighting, too.

02:20:57.000 You get banned from a big organization, and then you're fucked, man. 0.99

02:21:01.000 Nobody's... 0.99

02:21:03.000 It's not a monopoly in that you do have choices, but there's one clear top of the food chain choice.

02:21:09.000 But it's because they do it the best.

02:21:10.000 They're also the only ones that are having fights during this quarantine.

02:21:14.000 The only people that are putting on any live sporting events.

02:21:16.000 It's amazing.

02:21:17.000 But they're also a part of a company in WME that's hurting really, really bad.

02:21:24.000 So there's not a lot of money to throw around.

02:21:27.000 To keep the doors open, to keep people employed, a lot of money...

02:21:34.000 Is missing, right?

02:21:36.000 All these shows got canceled.

02:21:38.000 There's all these audience members that aren't going to be there buying tickets.

02:21:43.000 So it's tricky, man.

02:21:44.000 So this is why I think they're complaining about fight or pay.

02:21:48.000 I think they should get paid more.

02:21:50.000 I think everybody should get paid more.

02:21:52.000 I think it's a crazy way to make a living.

02:21:54.000 I think you should get the most amount of money you can possibly get.

02:21:57.000 But it's also a business.

02:21:59.000 I think that if they are struggling as much as I think they are, I don't talk finances with them, but I know that WME people own it.

02:22:08.000 They're hurting.

02:22:09.000 Bad.

02:22:10.000 They're laying people off.

02:22:11.000 Most businesses are hurting. 0.99

02:22:15.000 All the entertainment business is fucked. 1.00

02:22:17.000 Live Nation's fucked. 1.00

02:22:18.000 All these people are fucked. 1.00

02:22:20.000 So what do they do? 1.00

02:22:22.000 That's what I think. 1.00

02:22:23.000 But, you know, when it comes to me as a human that likes fighting, I know how fucking dangerous that shit is. 0.99

02:22:30.000 You should get paid an incredibly generous amount of money to step into a cage fight for millions of people to see. 0.98

02:22:36.000 Yeah, it is interesting because you have this situation where the quality of the fights is undeniably better because it's not in the free market.

02:22:52.000 You have people that are really good at picking out fights.

02:22:55.000 And for the most part, I say this as a boxing fan, right?

02:22:58.000 So I grew up in boxing where there are tons of different divisions, or tons of different companies, if you will.

02:23:02.000 WBC, WBO, all these different things.

02:23:04.000 Different promoters.

02:23:05.000 Different promoters.

02:23:05.000 And sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, right?

02:23:07.000 But like, it's a mess.

02:23:09.000 And then sometimes what happens is you have guys who are like really boring fighters, but they get a position where they have the belt and then it actually hurts the sport in a way.

02:23:17.000 But they earned it and they deserve it.

02:23:19.000 So as like a sportsman, I'm like, they deserve to have it.

02:23:22.000 Like a lot of people, I love Floyd Mayweather.

02:23:24.000 I think he's the best fighter in the history of fighting, right?

02:23:28.000 I think he's actually one of the greatest people at their job ever.

02:23:31.000 Like I think he's Michael Jordan of boxing.

02:23:34.000 He's one of the, without a doubt, one of the greatest boxers, if not the greatest boxer that has ever lived.

02:23:39.000 He's unbelievable.

02:23:40.000 50-0.

02:23:40.000 But he, for average people, fought, for me, I loved it, but for average people thought it was boring, so he needed the antics.

02:23:46.000 Yeah, he needed to get people angry at him.

02:23:49.000 Yeah, the gimmick, right? 0.96

02:23:50.000 And it worked, but the thing is with the UFC is, I'll watch guys I don't fucking know, and I'll enjoy it.

02:23:57.000 And I feel like I don't know if that's just because of the sport, but also because of the way that they're matching the fighters.

02:24:03.000 And it's not specifically, hey, you're ranked here, you're ranked here, we have to match you.

02:24:07.000 Part of it is, you're ranked here, you're ranked here, but also your styles would make something interesting.

02:24:12.000 You're correct.

02:24:14.000 Do you think it's better to not be completely free market?

02:24:18.000 Do you think it's better to have the fights for the quality of the sport?

02:24:22.000 If you're a fan, it's certainly better for you if the fighters get...

02:24:30.000 If they all get together in one organization, and then that organization makes them fight each other.

02:24:34.000 That way there's not as many dream matchups you never get to see.

02:24:38.000 Like one of the things that everybody got upset was by the time Floyd fought Manny Pacquiao, it was like past Manny's prime, and Manny had a bum shoulder, and all these different things.

02:24:47.000 We would have liked to see that fight five years earlier.

02:24:49.000 And in the UFC... That fight gets made.

02:24:51.000 Easily.

02:24:52.000 Yeah, it gets made.

02:24:53.000 But it gets to a situation where a guy like Jon Jones says, hey, I've got a contract for light heavyweight fights, but... 0.97

02:25:00.000 You know, what do you want to give me to fight Francis Ngannou because I want a lot of fucking money because that guy's terrifying. 0.97

02:25:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:25:06.000 And they say, well, you get what you're paid in your contract.

02:25:09.000 That's what you get.

02:25:10.000 And he's like, well, I'm not fighting then.

02:25:12.000 And they go, okay.

02:25:14.000 It is interesting.

02:25:15.000 See, that's one of those situations where I don't know who's right or who's wrong because I don't know how much money they would make for that if there's no audience.

02:25:21.000 Let's say that Francis Ngannou fights a big fight and it gets like 500,000 pay-per-views, 600,000, 700,000 pay-per-views.

02:25:28.000 That's a lot of pay-per-views.

02:25:29.000 Yep.

02:25:30.000 How much in the hole are they?

02:25:33.000 How much money in the hole are they?

02:25:37.000 How hard is it to make money right now?

02:25:39.000 How much can you afford?

02:25:41.000 How much do they make?

02:25:42.000 I don't know these answers.

02:25:43.000 How much do they make for a pay-per-view where 700,000 buys, a million buys?

02:25:48.000 How much do they make?

02:25:49.000 What's the overhead?

02:25:52.000 I don't know.

02:25:53.000 It's less, but it's not...

02:25:54.000 I mean, it has to be less because you're not maintaining these venues.

02:25:57.000 The venues are much smaller.

02:25:58.000 You have to pay way less people.

02:25:59.000 That being said, the ticket prices, like the live gate...

02:26:03.000 Live gate's big.

02:26:04.000 Millions.

02:26:04.000 20,000 people, 18,000 people all spending on average $150 a ticket.

02:26:08.000 And on top of that, there's merch, there's all sorts of shit.

02:26:11.000 I'm sure they probably get some sort of a piece of all that stuff. 0.95

02:26:16.000 And then there's also, they had to operate, they didn't fire anybody.

02:26:20.000 It's one thing about the UFC. They would not fire people.

02:26:23.000 So they stayed open, wouldn't fire anybody while they were going on for months, just paying people.

02:26:29.000 Trying to figure out how to put this together and make fights happen.

02:26:32.000 They tried to do that one at the Indian place, Tai Chi Palace in Lemoore, California.

02:26:37.000 They got real close to doing that. 0.97

02:26:38.000 But then the fucking governor got a hold of the head of Disney and Eisner and they called Dana White and they told him to pull out. 0.99

02:26:45.000 Pull out! 0.99

02:26:46.000 Okay, so they back out of that, and then two weeks later, Florida's like, come on in!

02:26:50.000 So then we do one in Florida with no audience, and then finally they're allowing us to duel them at the Apex Center in Vegas.

02:26:57.000 I think right now it's a triage.

02:27:00.000 They're trying to stop the bleeding, and they're trying to patch back up the sport.

02:27:04.000 WME and the UFC. The UFC's operating with full costs for months without any money coming in at all.

02:27:12.000 So you have to think that.

02:27:13.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:27:15.000 WME, I think, paid $4 billion or something for them.

02:27:18.000 A little more than that.

02:27:19.000 So they have this giant monthly nut they have to cover every month.

02:27:23.000 And people, I guess, don't realize is an agency makes money off of the commission of their clients, and if their clients can't work because of corona, the agency has no revenue coming in.

02:27:34.000 None.

02:27:34.000 Zero.

02:27:35.000 I guess there's some TV shows getting made, but still, they're not doing production on films or anything like that.

02:27:41.000 No.

02:27:44.000 It is interesting.

02:27:45.000 They're starting to do films next week.

02:27:49.000 They are.

02:27:50.000 It's coming back.

02:27:51.000 What was your thoughts on...

02:27:53.000 Until somebody gets sick.

02:27:54.000 And then you're liable.

02:27:55.000 That's the tricky thing.

02:27:56.000 It's like, they don't want...

02:27:58.000 God forbid somebody ends up one of these NBA coaches who's old. 0.99

02:28:02.000 God forbid Greg Popovich, who's fucking 70... 0.99

02:28:05.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:28:06.000 ...gets corona.

02:28:07.000 Death.

02:28:08.000 It is.

02:28:09.000 And now you want to be the NBA commissioner that killed Greg Popovich?

02:28:12.000 Oh, my God. 0.69

02:28:13.000 Or be a UFC promoter that a fighter gets sick, goes home and kills his mom who works with him. 0.98

02:28:21.000 Maybe your mom helps cook for you. 0.98

02:28:23.000 Your mom gets sick.

02:28:24.000 Maybe your mom's helping you in camp.

02:28:26.000 Your mom gets sick and dies from corona because they had the fights.

02:28:32.000 I don't think that's going to happen.

02:28:34.000 I think particularly now when you're hearing these reports of the cases diminishing, the viral load that they're finding in Italy is so small that it's barely detectable. 0.98

02:28:44.000 The hope is that same shit happens here as it gets hot out. 0.98

02:28:49.000 That Italy thing was so funny. 0.99

02:28:51.000 Why is it funny?

02:28:52.000 It's because they said that the symptoms of Corona were like you couldn't taste and smell.

02:29:00.000 And Italy was like the first country that was like, it's a pandemic! 0.94

02:29:04.000 Everybody inside!

02:29:05.000 We can't eat!

02:29:06.000 We can't taste pasta!

02:29:07.000 We gotta get in the pot of this!

02:29:09.000 We can't smell great food!

02:29:11.000 Exactly! 0.71

02:29:11.000 And then people in Sweden, which has like trash cuisine anyway, they're just like, yeah, let it rip! 0.71

02:29:16.000 It gives a fuck! 1.00

02:29:17.000 What do the English say? 1.00

02:29:18.000 We're gonna take it on the chin! 0.88

02:29:19.000 Right, what are we living for anyway?

02:29:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:29:21.000 Our food tastes like shit. 1.00

02:29:23.000 Swedish meatballs. 1.00

02:29:24.000 They got good meatballs.

02:29:26.000 They do.

02:29:28.000 And then there's all this concern that they're doing it wrong or they're doing it right.

02:29:31.000 We need to watch Sweden.

02:29:32.000 Look, Sweden's fine.

02:29:34.000 Why can't we do it like Sweden? 0.59

02:29:35.000 No, the death rate is very high.

02:29:37.000 The death toll.

02:29:38.000 All of it.

02:29:40.000 Was it high?

02:29:43.000 Comparatively, I think it's higher.

02:29:45.000 I think letting it burn through the city is comparatively higher.

02:29:48.000 I think the question is, what would you rather have?

02:29:51.000 Would you rather have the freedom to decide for yourself and know that there's some risks involved, or would you rather have the government lock everything down, save people's lives from now, but then the economy crashes?

02:30:04.000 For every unemployment rate, There's some sort of a graph that they use or some sort of an equation, but for every percentage, the unemployment rate goes up.

02:30:17.000 More people are unemployed, X amount of people die.

02:30:19.000 X amount of people die.

02:30:19.000 That's a fact.

02:30:20.000 They know that roughly.

02:30:22.000 And this is not taken into account at all.

02:30:25.000 The deaths that we're looking at are only the deaths due to disease.

02:30:28.000 Yeah, that's why you know it's been politicized because the politicians aren't going to be accountable for the deaths because of unemployment because they could blame it on the pandemic.

02:30:35.000 But they will be responsible for the deaths from corona if they're opening up too early.

02:30:41.000 Dude, they should have quarantined sick people and high-risk people.

02:30:45.000 People that have illnesses, pre-existing conditions, old people, people that are vulnerable.

02:30:50.000 We could have done that.

02:30:51.000 That could have been done.

02:30:52.000 If all these people, right, that have gone out and marched, right?

02:30:57.000 I mean, like, just yesterday we were at a march in Santa Barbara, right?

02:30:59.000 We're in the crowd, right?

02:31:01.000 We're talking to folks, like...

02:31:03.000 Do you think if nobody ends up getting corona or the numbers don't spike that high will forever lose or at least for our lives lose faith in what our public health sector tells us we need to be concerned about?

02:31:16.000 I think already people are losing faith.

02:31:18.000 But especially after this right now, like this is...

02:31:20.000 Especially.

02:31:21.000 Yeah, especially.

02:31:22.000 But I think people have already...

02:31:23.000 When they find out how many people actually got it versus how many people died versus what they thought, how many people were going to get it versus how many people...

02:31:30.000 I mean, it's a tiny fraction.

02:31:31.000 They keep trying to scare us.

02:31:33.000 Have you seen the image of downtown LA yesterday?

02:31:35.000 It was wild.

02:31:37.000 There's an overhead view where you can see 50,000 people filling the street.

02:31:42.000 It's crazy.

02:31:43.000 If they don't get it, nobody has it.

02:31:44.000 It's not real.

02:31:45.000 It's not real.

02:31:46.000 You're going to get a call, bro.

02:31:50.000 I wonder what the numbers are going to be, man, in two weeks.

02:31:53.000 I mean, are we going to have a sharp increase in deaths in two weeks because of these protests?

02:32:00.000 Dude, you know how I knew that I wasn't taking it seriously?

02:32:03.000 Because for the first maybe two weeks, I washed my hands after I peed.

02:32:13.000 And then after a while you're like, I'm done.

02:32:15.000 I'm like, man, I'm good, bro.

02:32:17.000 Just right now when we peed.

02:32:20.000 I only washed my hands.

02:32:21.000 I actually walked out and I realized you were still in there.

02:32:23.000 So you washed your hands?

02:32:24.000 Yeah.

02:32:24.000 That's a classic guy move.

02:32:26.000 But that's how I knew it wasn't.

02:32:27.000 I was like, whatever, dude.

02:32:29.000 But that doesn't make any sense.

02:32:30.000 What if it was the plague?

02:32:32.000 What do you mean?

02:32:32.000 What if it was real?

02:32:33.000 What if it really was something that takes like 17, 18 days and it's super contagious and everybody gets it?

02:32:39.000 17, 18 days and you're just deathly ill.

02:32:42.000 Everybody, no matter who you are.

02:32:43.000 It has nothing to do with your immune system.

02:32:45.000 Stop it with your health privilege.

02:32:47.000 It has to do only with this horrible...

02:32:49.000 That's what I just said.

02:32:50.000 I just made it up.

02:32:51.000 Health privilege.

02:32:52.000 Health privilege.

02:32:53.000 Well, that's what it is.

02:32:53.000 They're shaming you for health privilege.

02:32:55.000 Right, right.

02:32:56.000 Stay home.

02:32:56.000 Save lives.

02:32:57.000 Yeah.

02:32:58.000 Look at that.

02:32:59.000 That's downtown LA. Oh, yeah.

02:33:00.000 Imagine if this really was just a political ploy to crush the economy and that they knew it wasn't going to be that bad.

02:33:08.000 They knew it was going to be bad, but it didn't require shutting everything down for months and months at a time.

02:33:13.000 But it's a good thing to do if you want to kill the economy, start civil unrest.

02:33:17.000 Let's go deep state theory, right?

02:33:19.000 Deep state!

02:33:19.000 Deep state theory.

02:33:20.000 Pull the strings! 0.97

02:33:21.000 You know you can't let Biden debate.

02:33:24.000 Right.

02:33:25.000 Because it's going to be a massacre.

02:33:27.000 Not good.

02:33:29.000 I got hairy legs!

02:33:34.000 Did you see the clip?

02:33:37.000 It was great. 1.00

02:33:37.000 What the fuck are you saying? 1.00

02:33:39.000 Just a wild dude. 1.00

02:33:40.000 So you don't want him to debate, right?

02:33:42.000 And whose power is actually public appearance?

02:33:46.000 Whose rallies?

02:33:47.000 Trump.

02:33:48.000 So now you take away...

02:33:50.000 The ability.

02:33:51.000 The ability to go out.

02:33:53.000 To have those big rallies.

02:33:54.000 And do those rallies, which are incredibly persuasive if you're someone who's on the fence.

02:33:58.000 And you limit the liability that is Biden in a potential debate where he could have these gaffes, etc.

02:34:06.000 Then on top of it, you have civil unrest and you blame it all on him.

02:34:10.000 But here's the thing.

02:34:11.000 You could see how it all played out. 1.00

02:34:13.000 That guy is just a piece of shit in Minneapolis. 1.00

02:34:16.000 He's not some deep state player. 1.00

02:34:18.000 Who?

02:34:18.000 Chauvin?

02:34:19.000 Derek Chauvin, yeah. 1.00

02:34:20.000 A piece of shit. 1.00

02:34:21.000 Just a piece of shit. 1.00

02:34:22.000 And he killed that guy. 1.00

02:34:23.000 We all saw it.

02:34:24.000 And he's got a long history.

02:34:25.000 It's not like he started out as a corrupt cop.

02:34:28.000 Really, he's just a deep state, long player.

02:34:31.000 So, 2006, they brought him in as a Manchurian candidate.

02:34:35.000 We're going to let you marry a hot Asian. 1.00

02:34:38.000 We're going to let you marry Miss Minnesota.

02:34:39.000 You know his wife was Miss Minnesota.

02:34:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:34:41.000 She's hot as fuck. 1.00

02:34:42.000 That's the payment. 1.00

02:34:42.000 She dropped him, though. 1.00

02:34:44.000 Immediately.

02:34:44.000 That's how you know it's set up deep state.

02:34:46.000 So set up Deep State, dude!

02:34:49.000 It's set up Deep State!

02:34:50.000 And then they're going to say, you can't say he's a white supremacist, he had an Asian wife!

02:34:54.000 That's true.

02:34:55.000 Good call.

02:34:56.000 What is that thing that they do?

02:34:57.000 What is it called when someone's a sleeper, when they wait for a long time before they act?

02:35:03.000 Cosby victim?

02:35:04.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:35:05.000 No, when someone is like, they're undercover for a long time, and then...

02:35:10.000 Manchurian Candidate, wasn't that the movie?

02:35:11.000 No, but that's, the Manchurian Candidate is someone who's been hypnotized.

02:35:14.000 Oh.

02:35:14.000 The thing is like a sleeper cell.

02:35:16.000 Like someone who doesn't, they don't do anything for a long time.

02:35:19.000 You're acting as a normal citizen in 10 years.

02:35:20.000 And they just wait, and then like, alright, we're getting close to the election.

02:35:23.000 Get in there. 1.00

02:35:24.000 Go kill a guy, and as a young girl's gonna film you, you're gonna kill her anyway. 1.00

02:35:29.000 Kill him anyway. 1.00

02:35:30.000 The girl was filming him. 1.00

02:35:32.000 A 17-year-old girl filming him with her camera.

02:35:35.000 A 17-year-old girl got the George Floyd video.

02:35:37.000 Yeah, there was a lot of people out there, wasn't there?

02:35:39.000 Well, there was a 17-year-old girl's video that we all saw.

02:35:42.000 Interesting, yeah.

02:35:43.000 17-year-old girl.

02:35:44.000 And a lot of people were giving her a hard time.

02:35:47.000 Because she didn't.

02:35:47.000 Why didn't you do something?

02:35:48.000 A fucking cop. 1.00

02:35:50.000 A 17-year-old girl. 1.00

02:35:51.000 A grown man is killing another grown man.

02:35:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:35:54.000 You want her to step in, really?

02:35:56.000 Yeah, it is...

02:35:57.000 Deep state.

02:35:58.000 It's all a long game.

02:36:00.000 It's 4-D chess.

02:36:02.000 What are your thoughts on what has transpired since?

02:36:06.000 Look, that gives me hope.

02:36:08.000 When I see 50,000 people walking through downtown LA, all peacefully protesting, that gives me hope.

02:36:14.000 There's a real chance for a real shift.

02:36:16.000 A real shift.

02:36:19.000 Here's the thing that bugs me.

02:36:22.000 All that money they came with to bail out all these corporations from the coronavirus, the pandemic, why couldn't they have used that money already to bail out these inner cities?

02:36:31.000 Why couldn't they have find the money to...

02:36:35.000 They have all these cities that have this systemic crime and violence and racism that's been going on forever, forever, places like Baltimore. 0.98

02:36:43.000 That are directly fucked up as a result of racist practices and selling houses. 0.98

02:36:49.000 And they don't do anything to fix that. 0.99

02:36:51.000 They never try to stop where the crime is coming from.

02:36:55.000 They never try to make those cities better.

02:36:58.000 They never try to add community centers and figure out a way to do something.

02:37:04.000 There's nothing on the table.

02:37:06.000 It's just crime-ridden neighborhoods, just how they are, like forever.

02:37:11.000 Yeah, crime doesn't matter until it affects the pockets.

02:37:13.000 Like if the crime is happening in a poor neighborhood and it's not affecting somebody's money, then nobody cares.

02:37:18.000 The second they started breaking windows on Fifth Avenue, now all of a sudden it's more. 0.99

02:37:24.000 Now all of a sudden it's really fucked up. 0.99

02:37:25.000 That was wild about de Blasio just says, stand down, let them do it. 0.99

02:37:28.000 Let them burn themselves out.

02:37:30.000 We did this in the video, but it was really interesting because we had to like, I had to like really process how I felt about it because the looting obviously was wrong and we did that clip on it, but like The writing I understood, and I think I can justify—I was talking to this—I don't want to say his name because he's a college professor.

02:37:46.000 I don't want to get him in trouble for talking to us and helping us out, you know, the distinguished gentlemen.

02:37:51.000 We're these ruffians.

02:37:52.000 But he was like— He's really savvy with constitutional law and stuff, and he said this argument that I thought was really interesting.

02:37:57.000 When it comes to riots, not looting, destruction of property is wrong, and you're doing it to benefit yourself when you loot, right?

02:38:02.000 You're taking advantage of the tragedy, right?

02:38:05.000 The tragedy is a smokescreen, so that you can benefit, right?

02:38:08.000 And we made an interesting distinction, like any Instagram model that's also taking a picture at the thing, but not really actually doing anything, it was like, you're looting too.

02:38:17.000 You're enriching yourself.

02:38:18.000 Did you see that one chick that borrowed the guy's drink? 1.00

02:38:20.000 That's the one that we did and it was like...

02:38:22.000 That is crazy.

02:38:23.000 That's looting though.

02:38:24.000 You're enriching yourself off of tragedy. 1.00

02:38:26.000 That's fucking looting, right? 0.99

02:38:27.000 So... 0.99

02:38:30.000 Peaceful protest, obviously great, looting wrong, rioting in the middle, which is destruction of property, right?

02:38:35.000 Just like send this message.

02:38:37.000 And as Mark and I were putting together the piece, we're talking to this dude and he made this interesting point.

02:38:42.000 He goes, as a citizen, you have the right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, but also property, right?

02:38:48.000 And if the state...

02:38:50.000 Is destroying the most valuable piece of property that you have, which is your body, right?

02:38:55.000 You have to take some sort of recourse in order to protect that, right?

02:39:00.000 They broke the social contract.

02:39:03.000 They broke it, right?

02:39:04.000 When they maybe are shooting you or shooting your neighbors, etc., You peacefully protest. 0.98

02:39:09.000 If that goes on deaf ears for decades, what the fuck else are you supposed to do? 0.95

02:39:15.000 You can keep saying peacefully protest, but if it keeps on happening, there really isn't anything else available to you. 0.93

02:39:22.000 So the next thing is destruction of property.

02:39:26.000 I think the best way to do it would probably be to destroy public property, not private property.

02:39:30.000 But if you destroy public property, You'd actually be taking the high road because that's a response to having life destroyed.

02:39:38.000 You destroy my life. 1.00

02:39:39.000 I just fuck up your park. 1.00

02:39:41.000 Who's reasonable here? 0.99

02:39:43.000 Well, if it was all coordinated and thought that way, yes. 0.99

02:39:46.000 And I think what happened in Minnesota, in particular what happened with the police precinct, where they burnt that fucking thing down the ground. 0.99

02:39:53.000 That was fascinating to me. 0.97

02:39:55.000 It's when it spreads across the country and then it just becomes two things.

02:39:59.000 It becomes peaceful protest, people mad at the cops, and then looting.

02:40:03.000 And the looting is different.

02:40:05.000 Unacceptable.

02:40:05.000 Looting unacceptable.

02:40:06.000 But what's crazy is, along the way, we get...

02:40:10.000 More evidence of police brutality.

02:40:13.000 Instead of the cops saying, hey, this guy killed this guy.

02:40:17.000 It makes us all look terrible.

02:40:19.000 We are not like that.

02:40:20.000 We're better than that.

02:40:22.000 Most of them probably did do that, but a lot of them, they fell back to their cop ways. 1.00

02:40:28.000 They fell back to their ways of smashing fucking shields into people, running over pedestrians, all the crazy shit that we saw. 1.00

02:40:35.000 Shooting a guy in the fucking face with a tear gas canister. 1.00

02:40:39.000 See that? 1.00

02:40:40.000 They pepper sprayed him and then they shot him with a flashbang right in the fucking face. 1.00

02:40:44.000 Really? 1.00

02:40:44.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:40:45.000 He ate that.

02:40:45.000 It's crazy.

02:40:46.000 He stayed alive?

02:40:47.000 I think Joe Schilling has that on his Instagram page.

02:40:51.000 My friend Joe Schilling, who's a kickboxer, he's been saying for the last six, seven days, it's not one bad apple. 1.00

02:41:00.000 He goes, look at all these fucking asshole cops that are doing shit. 1.00

02:41:03.000 So he's putting video after video after video after video after video after video of cops grabbing a woman by the neck and throwing her to the ground, slamming her. 1.00

02:41:11.000 What are you saying to me?

02:41:13.000 Why do I have to listen to you? 1.00

02:41:14.000 He's like, fucking get on the ground! 1.00

02:41:16.000 Just grab her, macing people, macing young girls, macing people for no fucking reason. 1.00

02:41:22.000 This one guy was talking shit to the cops, so the cops just walk right up to him, pepper spray him, drag him, throw him to the ground. 1.00

02:41:29.000 You're taking away his freedom of speech. 0.99

02:41:31.000 The guy's not committing a crime.

02:41:33.000 You're violating the First Amendment.

02:41:35.000 You're violating his constitutional rights.

02:41:37.000 You're breaking the social construct. 0.96

02:41:39.000 So my friend Joe has video after video after video of this, and I think one of them, I don't know if he has that in there, but one of them is this dude gets pepper sprayed in the face, and then they fucking flashbang him. 0.97

02:41:48.000 Bang! 1.00

02:41:49.000 I mean, it hits him right off the dome.

02:41:51.000 It's crazy. 1.00

02:41:52.000 So many people got fucked up. 0.99

02:41:53.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:54.000 My buddy is a captain in the Marines, right?

02:41:58.000 Or he was.

02:41:59.000 And he was in Iraq.

02:42:00.000 And he goes, here's why I have no tolerance whatsoever for police brutality.

02:42:05.000 When we were in Iraq...

02:42:06.000 The mission changed. 0.99

02:42:08.000 And it went from go in there and fuck shit up, that's how it is when you're trying to win a war, to win minds and hearts. 0.99

02:42:14.000 And they explained to us while we were there, we're winning minds and hearts, and that means you guys are going to have to take on more risk. 1.00

02:42:21.000 That means you don't just kick in the door and then light it up.

02:42:24.000 You have to make sure that you're not taking out innocents.

02:42:27.000 At least try.

02:42:29.000 You are taking on more risk.

02:42:30.000 You are risking your life. 0.97

02:42:31.000 So he goes, when I see police brutality, I'm like, if we can afford that luxury to a country that we're at war with, how the fuck can we not afford that luxury to our own citizens? 0.87

02:42:41.000 He goes, if I'm told to take on more risk, then maybe these cops have to take on more risk and pay them for it. 0.73

02:42:49.000 Increase payment, increase training.

02:42:51.000 Don't defund, but increase the requirements and really make them heroes.

02:42:56.000 But he said this, he was like, it seemed to me that the culture...

02:43:01.000 Of policing in America, and I could be wrong, we gotta talk to cops about it, but what he said, it seems to me, is that the idea is no cop ever gets left behind, no cop ever goes down, instead of protecting people at all costs.

02:43:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:43:16.000 I don't know.

02:43:17.000 I mean, poke holes if you can.

02:43:19.000 No, it makes sense.

02:43:21.000 Well, I'm fully in agreement that they need better funding.

02:43:24.000 It needs to be a higher paying job that's much more difficult to get. 0.97

02:43:27.000 But when you see cops throw that old man to the ground, he bounces his fucking head off the ground, you see the blood come out of his head and no one does anything? 0.98

02:43:34.000 No one stops him? 0.99

02:43:36.000 No one picks the guy up?

02:43:38.000 No one calls an ambulance?

02:43:39.000 No one checks on him?

02:43:41.000 You can't do that.

02:43:42.000 That's not serving.

02:43:43.000 That's not protecting.

02:43:45.000 A guy said something you didn't like, so you threw him to the ground. 0.89

02:43:48.000 You knew he was old and feeble. 0.92

02:43:49.000 You knew he was.

02:43:50.000 And you did it with, potentially, a confidence of knowing that nothing would happen to you.

02:43:57.000 There wouldn't be any recourse.

02:43:58.000 And that's when people go like, a bad apple ruins a bunch.

02:44:02.000 And it's like, no it doesn't.

02:44:02.000 You just remove the bad apple.

02:44:04.000 But if you can't remove the bad apple, if there's systems in play that don't allow it...

02:44:10.000 Then it ruins the bunch.

02:44:11.000 So if there's one systemic change we make, maybe it's people get prosecuted or cops will get prosecuted for violating the law.

02:44:19.000 Because I really would allow...

02:44:22.000 Not allow, I'd really love if we...

02:44:25.000 Had this relationship with the cops. 1.00

02:44:27.000 We're like, fuck, you guys are brave, man. 1.00

02:44:28.000 Thank you. 1.00

02:44:29.000 Like, fuck. 1.00

02:44:30.000 Because it is a fucking dangerous job. 1.00

02:44:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:44:32.000 And thankless in a lot of ways. 0.99

02:44:34.000 A lot of ways. 1.00

02:44:35.000 So it's like, how do we shift this and how much risk do they have to take or what change do we make so that we can look at them and go, fuck. 1.00

02:44:41.000 Thank God we got these guys around, because fuck it's scary sometimes. 0.99

02:44:43.000 Listen to what you said about your friend being the Marines. 1.00

02:44:45.000 It's fucking hard to get through boot camp, man. 0.99

02:44:47.000 It's hard. 0.99

02:44:48.000 It's hard.

02:44:48.000 You're right.

02:44:49.000 There's a fucking... 0.99

02:44:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:44:50.000 There's a long road that you have to travel to be a Navy SEAL, right? 1.00

02:44:55.000 That's how it should be to be a cop, man. 0.98

02:44:57.000 It should be fucking hard to make it. 1.00

02:44:59.000 And they should weed out the people that are assholes, the people that are sociopaths, the people that would be willing to lean their shin on a man's neck for eight and a half minutes. 1.00

02:45:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:45:09.000 Those people are sick. 1.00

02:45:10.000 You've got to find those people before they get to the position where they could do that to a person. 0.96

02:45:14.000 And how do you do that?

02:45:15.000 Do you do psych evals?

02:45:17.000 Yes, you've got to train them. 0.99

02:45:18.000 You've got to train them like they are the type of people that potentially could fucking kill somebody for the wrong reason. 0.99

02:45:25.000 You've got to train them like you're weeding them out. 0.99

02:45:27.000 Like, this is a great honor.

02:45:29.000 And we can ship that, but we have to think about it in terms of allocation of resources.

02:45:34.000 Cops don't get paid enough. 1.00

02:45:36.000 Teachers don't get paid enough either, though, and they're not killing their kids.

02:45:39.000 So I don't know what to say about that. 1.00

02:45:40.000 But they fuck them. 1.00

02:45:40.000 They fuck them sometimes. 1.00

02:45:42.000 And nobody goes, we should just stop school. 1.00

02:45:47.000 Hey, these teachers are fucking the kids! 1.00

02:45:49.000 Defund the teachers! 1.00

02:45:50.000 We defund school!

02:45:51.000 Get rid of school!

02:45:51.000 Yeah, these teachers are blowing these kids.

02:45:54.000 This is fucking crazy. 1.00

02:45:56.000 Yo, dude, I gotta end this, man. 0.99

02:45:58.000 We've been doing it three and a half hours already.

02:46:00.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:46:00.000 Three hours.

02:46:01.000 Three hours.

02:46:01.000 We started a little later.

02:46:02.000 Alright, well.

02:46:03.000 Bro, love you, man.

02:46:03.000 The Deep State will cut about half this.

02:46:04.000 Always great to see you.

02:46:05.000 I love you.

02:46:05.000 We don't see each other enough.

02:46:06.000 I know, man.

02:46:07.000 But it's always a good time.

02:46:08.000 Hopefully next time we'll be doing comedy.

02:46:10.000 I think it's gonna be soon.

02:46:11.000 I can't wait.

02:46:12.000 When are you gonna be back here again?

02:46:13.000 I don't know.

02:46:14.000 I'm going to do some shows, though.

02:46:15.000 I heard you're doing...

02:46:16.000 I don't want to mention, but like...

02:46:17.000 Yeah, I got some shows.

02:46:18.000 The Grapevine.

02:46:18.000 I'm about to pop off.

02:46:19.000 All right, good. 0.99

02:46:21.000 Some shit might be going down in Ohio, too. 1.00

02:46:23.000 Chappelle's got some shit he's planning. 1.00

02:46:24.000 Ooh, okay. 1.00

02:46:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:46:26.000 Lots of things are happening. 1.00

02:46:27.000 Lots of things are happening.

02:46:28.000 Yeah, so my agent said that.

02:46:31.000 That you were going around.

02:46:32.000 And I was like, you know what?

02:46:33.000 Maybe I'll do something around your date.

02:46:37.000 I'll help it, man.

02:46:38.000 I'll promote it.

02:46:38.000 No, you don't have to.

02:46:39.000 What I'm saying is like...

02:46:40.000 But I'd be happy to.

02:46:40.000 We'll do it together.

02:46:41.000 We'll just hang.

02:46:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:46:42.000 Everybody could just do each other's stuff and it would just be like a fun...

02:46:45.000 Yes, yes.

02:46:45.000 Like we could reward the clubs that are going, let's open up.

02:46:48.000 I don't know.

02:46:48.000 We'll talk about it off air.

02:46:49.000 Well, Texas.

02:46:50.000 Texas is going guns blazing.

02:46:52.000 Arizona.

02:46:52.000 They would.

02:46:52.000 So it's Wild West Dates.

02:46:53.000 That's right. 0.99

02:46:54.000 The ones that survived the fucking wars with the Indians. 0.99

02:46:57.000 They're opening up. 1.00

02:46:57.000 They don't... 1.00

02:46:58.000 Right away.

02:46:59.000 They understand.

02:47:00.000 Disease don't kill us. 0.92

02:47:01.000 Yes.

02:47:03.000 Andrew Schultz, ladies and gentlemen.

02:47:04.000 Love you, brother.

02:47:05.000 I love you too, man.

02:47:06.000 Thank you.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 09, 2020

Joe Rogan Experience #1488 - Andrew Schulz

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