The Joe Rogan Experience - February 23, 2021


Joe Rogan Experience #1611 - Freddie Gibbs & Brian Moses

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In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the boys talk about cocaine, crack, and why they got rid of it. They also talk about why they made it illegal and why it s still illegal today. Also, they talk about ketamine and how it s the same thing as ketamine, but it s a lot more potent. Joe also talks about why he thinks crack should be legalized and why he doesn t think it s good for you to be high on coke. The boys also discuss why they think pot should be illegal and how that s better for you than cocaine and crack. They also discuss the difference between crack and coke and how much better it s better than other drugs like ketamine is for you. Joe and the boys also talk a little bit about the new drug PCP and how they think that s much more potent than coke, and what it s like to be addicted to it and how dangerous it is to use it. Enjoy the episode and tweet us what you think if you like it and we ll talk about it in the next one! Timestamps: 1:00 - Why did they get rid of cocaine? 2:30 - Why crack? 3:20 - Why they made cocaine illegal? 4:00 5:30 6:15 - How much money did they make? 7:10 - Crack is better than marijuana? 8:40 - Why is it better than hemp? 9:15 10:20 11:40 12: Why did crack is better? 15:00 | How much better than pot? 16: What's better than coco? 17:30 | What does it taste like? 18:40 | What are you going to do with it? 19:20 | What s your favorite drug? 21:00 // 22:30 // What is your favorite kind of coke? 22:40 // Is it more potent? 26:00 & 27:00 + 27: What do you think you would you like to see me smoke? 27: Is coke better than that? 29:00: Is it a good thing? 32:00? 35:00 / 32:30 & 33: Is cocaine better than cannabis? 31:00 Is it really better than THC? 36:30 + 33:00 ?

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00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:16.000 But you know why they got rid of it, right?
00:00:17.000 Why? 0.57
00:00:17.000 Black people. 0.57
00:00:19.000 Really? 0.98
00:00:19.000 That's why they got rid of it? 0.98
00:00:21.000 Hold these thoughts.
00:00:22.000 Hold these thoughts.
00:00:23.000 Tell me one.
00:00:24.000 You good?
00:00:24.000 Okay.
00:00:25.000 But Roland, did he get that already?
00:00:26.000 Oh, Jamie already got that.
00:00:28.000 Alright, so let's finish your thought.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, so the reason the.45 caliber bullet exists and the reason they made cocaine illegal is because when blacks were working the docks in the late 1800s, early 1900s, They had these things. 0.79
00:00:43.000 There was a rape, obviously. 1.00
00:00:44.000 That's what always happens, right?
00:00:45.000 Emmett Till, all of them, right?
00:00:46.000 So a woman reported a rape and a cop came up.
00:00:50.000 There was a black dude on cocaine because they would give the dock workers cocaine to keep him up all night.
00:00:55.000 That's when it was legal. 0.96
00:00:56.000 And then there was a coked up black dude, right? 1.00
00:01:00.000 Real big dude, I guess. 0.96
00:01:02.000 And a woman was saying, he's chasing me, right?
00:01:04.000 And he was just... 0.99
00:01:05.000 I don't know what the fuck was going on, but the cop was shooting at him and there was no stopping power enough except for the bullet. 0.99
00:01:09.000 So they'd make a bigger bullet The.45 caliber bullet, because what they're using, like, a little over a.22. 1.00
00:01:16.000 Damn, and you know, this is some real shit, because this is a crackhead back in the day. 1.00
00:01:20.000 I shot that nigga nine times with a Tech-9, and he kept running down the alley. 1.00
00:01:24.000 Different. 1.00
00:01:25.000 Different crack, though.
00:01:26.000 Different coke.
00:01:27.000 That was coke.
00:01:28.000 This was coke.
00:01:29.000 Medicinal cocaine.
00:01:30.000 Coking crack, according to Karl Hart, they're the same thing.
00:01:33.000 They are the same thing.
00:01:34.000 Really?
00:01:35.000 One just has baking soda.
00:01:36.000 That's all.
00:01:36.000 You're just freeing the base of the powder.
00:01:39.000 That's why it's called free base.
00:01:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:42.000 They should probably make it famous, yeah.
00:01:43.000 But crack is different. 1.00
00:01:45.000 Cocaine crazed Negroes. 1.00
00:01:46.000 That's what they called them. 0.98
00:01:47.000 The difference is in sentencing.
00:01:50.000 That's the difference.
00:01:51.000 The difference in sentencing is crazy.
00:01:54.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:01:55.000 Didn't Obama change that shit? 1.00
00:01:57.000 Somebody must. 1.00
00:01:59.000 I hope.
00:01:59.000 I don't believe it's the same anymore.
00:02:01.000 I think Obama changed it.
00:02:02.000 I want to say he did, but I don't know.
00:02:04.000 Let's find out if the same sentencing for crack... 0.99
00:02:08.000 You know, that's the same shit they did with marijuana. 0.99
00:02:10.000 When William Randolph Hearst was trying to make marijuana illegal, they put out these stories saying that black and Mexicans were raping white women, and they blamed it on this drug, they blamed it on marijuana, when marijuana wasn't even called marijuana back then. 1.00
00:02:24.000 The marijuana was a wild Mexican tobacco. 0.95
00:02:28.000 So they made this new name.
00:02:30.000 So when Congress was making marijuana illegal, they didn't even know they were making hemp illegal.
00:02:35.000 What the target was, was hemp the commodity.
00:02:38.000 They were trying to make the paper illegal, and they were trying to make the textiles illegal.
00:02:43.000 Because William Randolph Hearst, not only did he run Hearst newspapers, but he also had paper mills.
00:02:48.000 And then on the popular science magazine on the cover, it said, hemp, the new billion-dollar crop.
00:02:53.000 Because they came up with a new way of processing it, a new machine called a decorticator.
00:02:57.000 And so when they invented this decorticator, it was exactly the same kind of thing.
00:03:01.000 And then when they invented this thing, people were all going to start growing hemp, and hemp is superior paper, it's better for clothing.
00:03:08.000 And William Randolph Hearst was like, not so fast!
00:03:10.000 Right.
00:03:11.000 So he made it all illegal so that he could just keep his paper mills and keep making them with wood and keep using all the things that he's already used before and controlling the industry. 0.62
00:03:21.000 That's amazing that they could literally just say that about black people. 1.00
00:03:24.000 They're raping everybody. 1.00
00:03:25.000 Well, we got to get rid of it then. 0.98
00:03:27.000 Well, they made up a name for the plant.
00:03:29.000 The plant already had cannabis.
00:03:31.000 So they called it marijuana.
00:03:32.000 It was like, oh my God, like bath salts.
00:03:34.000 Like, oh, geez, it's a new thing.
00:03:35.000 What is this?
00:03:37.000 PCP. You know PCP is the same thing as ketamine?
00:03:41.000 Yeah.
00:03:42.000 I didn't know that either.
00:03:43.000 Yeah, ketamine. 0.99
00:03:44.000 Special K. When I went to Australia, that's all the bitches was snorting. 1.00
00:03:46.000 They ain't had no real cocaine. 0.98
00:03:48.000 But it's a tranquilizer.
00:03:49.000 They were storing all ketamine.
00:03:51.000 They said, you want some coke?
00:03:52.000 I said, that ain't real coke.
00:03:53.000 I said, we are all the way in Australia.
00:03:56.000 We are thousands of miles from Colombia.
00:03:59.000 You don't have real cocaine here.
00:04:00.000 I don't believe it.
00:04:01.000 They don't get real cocaine in Australia?
00:04:03.000 Nah, nah.
00:04:03.000 They snort in Special K. Really?
00:04:04.000 Yes, ketamine.
00:04:05.000 What about the UK? Because every time I go out there, they always have coke.
00:04:08.000 But I'm like, there's no way.
00:04:09.000 You know what? 1.00
00:04:09.000 All the big Colombian drug dealers, they ain't fucking with America no more. 1.00
00:04:13.000 They going to Europe. 1.00
00:04:14.000 It's easier.
00:04:15.000 Easier to import the drugs.
00:04:16.000 Really?
00:04:17.000 Yeah, they're making way more money.
00:04:19.000 And you get less time.
00:04:21.000 When I was locked up in Europe, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:04:24.000 For that bullshit I was locked up for. 1.00
00:04:25.000 Yeah, that's crazy. 1.00
00:04:25.000 Like... 1.00
00:04:26.000 It was guys in the cell that was there on drug offenses. 0.98
00:04:29.000 And I'd be like, damn, how much you get called for? 0.96
00:04:31.000 They're like, man, I got called with like four keys. 0.99
00:04:33.000 And I'm like, damn. 0.97
00:04:34.000 I'm like, well, how much time you about to get? 0.99
00:04:35.000 He's like 18 months.
00:04:36.000 I'm like, what?
00:04:37.000 The way it should be.
00:04:38.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:04:40.000 But you get called that over here.
00:04:41.000 You're doing 18 years.
00:04:43.000 Keller Winslow Jr. is getting 14 years for rape.
00:04:47.000 Who is?
00:04:47.000 Kellen Winslow Jr. Kellen Winslow's son, right?
00:04:50.000 He played for Miami. 0.98
00:04:51.000 He raped somebody. 1.00
00:04:52.000 He gave me rapey vibes. 1.00
00:04:55.000 He raped a homeless woman. 1.00
00:04:58.000 In their 50s. 1.00
00:05:00.000 Give them 20 years.
00:05:02.000 Yeah, he got 14. He should.
00:05:05.000 I'm saying, bro, it should be 30. It shouldn't be like, you know, because if you, yeah, if I go at four kilos, I'm probably going to jail for 30 years.
00:05:11.000 Definitely, for sure.
00:05:12.000 See what I mean? 0.99
00:05:13.000 But if I rape a woman, three women, I'm going for 14 years. 1.00
00:05:15.000 Yeah, the thing about kilos is- And they'll get rid of cocaine. 0.97
00:05:17.000 The other thing about kilos is, like, it's only valuable if somebody wants to buy it.
00:05:21.000 Right.
00:05:21.000 Right?
00:05:22.000 Like, somebody has to want it.
00:05:23.000 Like, you're not really doing anything wrong.
00:05:25.000 You're just getting something to them that they want.
00:05:27.000 You're not really hurting them.
00:05:29.000 No.
00:05:30.000 I'm enabling them.
00:05:31.000 Yeah, you're allowing them to do coke.
00:05:34.000 Right.
00:05:34.000 And how many, I mean, if you were just doing coke, that's the thing.
00:05:39.000 The thing about coke is like, if you're just doing coke, like real coke, not all this cut up shit. 0.94
00:05:46.000 This is the other thing that Dr. Carl Hart, he's actually a professor at Columbia. 0.97
00:05:51.000 The dude that does heroin?
00:05:53.000 Does heroin, yeah. 1.00
00:05:53.000 Yeah, I've seen that shit. 1.00
00:05:55.000 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:05:56.000 He said, I'm functional. 1.00
00:05:57.000 Interesting guy.
00:05:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:58.000 Because he's, first of all, he wasn't doing any drugs at all until in his 30s when he was a research scientist.
00:06:05.000 Word! 0.99
00:06:05.000 And he realized while he was studying these chemicals that all the propaganda we're spreading about him is all bullshit. 0.99
00:06:12.000 So he started trying them. 0.98
00:06:15.000 I mean, everything's better in moderation, man.
00:06:16.000 How is this open?
00:06:18.000 This thing's crafting. 0.97
00:06:19.000 Yeah, and they just pull it up.
00:06:20.000 So this is your friend's vodka?
00:06:21.000 Yeah, Neff's vodka.
00:06:23.000 I mean, I'm not a big vodka guy.
00:06:25.000 This is very complicated.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, no, just twist it off, twist it off there.
00:06:28.000 So you get it?
00:06:29.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 Oh!
00:06:30.000 A little baby dick. 1.00
00:06:31.000 I know. 1.00
00:06:32.000 It did turn into a little baby dick. 1.00
00:06:34.000 It does. 0.99
00:06:35.000 Yeah, so Neff Vodka, they tout themselves as the best tasting vodka, and I was like, whatever, man, I'm not a vodka guy, you know.
00:06:40.000 I remember being...
00:06:41.000 A kid drink that charcoal filter pop off and stuff. 1.00
00:06:44.000 Well, one thing that I did read on YouTube, or read on YouTube, listen how stupid I am. 0.99
00:06:47.000 One thing I did watch on YouTube is that you could take shit vodka and run it through one of them Brita water filters multiple times, and apparently it'll taste great. 1.00
00:06:55.000 Yeah, they said the main goddamn ingredient in this shit is water. 1.00
00:06:59.000 Yeah, that's Austrian water. 1.00
00:07:00.000 Yeah, so that's why it's really good.
00:07:01.000 Oh, Austrian water.
00:07:02.000 Austria got some good-ass water.
00:07:03.000 Thank you, sir.
00:07:04.000 Cheers, brother.
00:07:06.000 I can't even lie.
00:07:08.000 Austria got some good ass water. 0.99
00:07:09.000 I was locked up over there in the jail and I was drinking water out the goddamn tap because they told me the water come from the Alps or the Swiss Alps. 0.99
00:07:17.000 Glacial water. 0.98
00:07:17.000 It's good water. 0.98
00:07:18.000 I can't even lie.
00:07:19.000 Better than anything else they got.
00:07:21.000 They got some good ass water. 0.99
00:07:22.000 The food was bullshit but the water was amazing. 0.99
00:07:25.000 What kind of food they have up there? 1.00
00:07:26.000 There's a lot of pork sausages and stupid shit. 1.00
00:07:30.000 Things to keep you warm. 1.00
00:07:31.000 Warm food.
00:07:33.000 It wasn't right.
00:07:33.000 The jail food was bad.
00:07:36.000 Yeah, they got some chefs up in there. 0.75
00:07:38.000 Some Wolfgang Puck.
00:07:39.000 Freddie, you were my soundtrack this morning in the gym.
00:07:41.000 Oh, wow.
00:07:41.000 It was great.
00:07:42.000 Which song?
00:07:43.000 Everything.
00:07:43.000 I've listened to The Essentials on iTunes.
00:07:45.000 Woo! 0.99
00:07:46.000 Turn it up.
00:07:46.000 Shout out Apple Music.
00:07:47.000 Hour and a half of Freddie Gibbs.
00:07:49.000 It was beautiful.
00:07:51.000 Yeah, we were hanging out with Willie D of the Ghetto Boys and I was telling you, I was like, man, you gotta listen to this album. 0.98
00:07:56.000 It's Alfredo shit. 0.98
00:07:57.000 Willie D? Yeah, Willie D. You had Willie D bumping my shit? 1.00
00:08:00.000 No, but he knows about... 0.99
00:08:02.000 I mean, you tell the story, Joe.
00:08:03.000 I love Willie D. Willie D is one of my...
00:08:06.000 That's one of my heroes growing up.
00:08:07.000 Word. 1.00
00:08:08.000 Like, I wanted to slap a bitch like Willie D. As a kid, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:08:12.000 When he said, I make big money, I drive big cars, everybody know me. 1.00
00:08:16.000 It's like I'm a movie star.
00:08:17.000 Come on, man.
00:08:18.000 That's one of the best rap verses of all time.
00:08:20.000 I met him at the Houston Improv when we were hanging out.
00:08:22.000 That was one of those legitimate starstruck moments.
00:08:26.000 You were saying that.
00:08:26.000 You were scared.
00:08:28.000 I was like, I can't believe I'm mean.
00:08:29.000 Dude, when I was a kid, I used to deliver newspapers, listen to the Ghetto Boys. 1.00
00:08:33.000 So here I am hanging out with him in the green room, and I'm like, it's really him.
00:08:37.000 The coolest cat ever, too.
00:08:38.000 The nicest guy!
00:08:39.000 Cool.
00:08:40.000 You know he was a boxer? 0.77
00:08:41.000 That nigga knocked some niggas out. 1.00
00:08:42.000 Dude, he's good. 0.97
00:08:43.000 He's good. 0.98
00:08:44.000 He sent me a video of him fucking some dude up, and he's like legit, like a pro. 0.94
00:08:50.000 He was a gold glove guy, right? 0.93
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:52.000 He was nice. 1.00
00:08:54.000 Definitely, Willie D will fuck you up. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Very good. 0.99
00:08:56.000 He was very good.
00:08:57.000 Like, legitimate skills.
00:08:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:59.000 Yeah.
00:09:00.000 And couldn't be a nicer guy.
00:09:01.000 And I quote him all the time.
00:09:02.000 This is the big quote before I ever met him.
00:09:04.000 You gotta let a hoe be a hoe. 1.00
00:09:06.000 Gotta let a hoe be a hoe. 1.00
00:09:07.000 That's like one of the best quotes ever.
00:09:09.000 Come on.
00:09:09.000 Ever.
00:09:10.000 Stop trying to fix people.
00:09:11.000 Willie D got...
00:09:13.000 Serious-ass one-liners, bro. 1.00
00:09:14.000 You listen to fucking We Can't Be Stop, Ghetto Boys? 1.00
00:09:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Aw, man.
00:09:18.000 I'm nominated for a Grammy night, man, but they had a song on there basically trashing the Grammys, and that's one of my favorite songs, man.
00:09:24.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:25.000 Well, he did all the writing for the Ghetto Boys.
00:09:28.000 He did most of the writing.
00:09:29.000 He did most of the writing for Bushwick Bill.
00:09:30.000 He was Ice Cube, basically, yeah.
00:09:31.000 He was amazing.
00:09:32.000 Yeah, they wrote for Bushwick Bill.
00:09:34.000 Rest in peace to Bushwick Bill, as a matter of fact.
00:09:36.000 I got a crazy Bushwick Bill story.
00:09:38.000 I met Bushwick Bill Grammy week 2008 in LA. And he came up to me.
00:09:45.000 He was like, hey man, you got some weed.
00:09:46.000 You look like you got some weed.
00:09:47.000 I said, yeah, man. 0.98
00:09:48.000 I got some weed, nigga. 1.00
00:09:50.000 He said, I said, and you want to smoke with me? 0.99
00:09:52.000 You Bushwick Bill. 0.99
00:09:53.000 You want to smoke with me, nigga? 1.00
00:09:55.000 Little motherfucker running around the club. 1.00
00:09:56.000 I'm like, alright, okay. 1.00
00:09:57.000 So I roll up a blunt for this nigga. 1.00
00:09:59.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:09:59.000 I'm like, hell yeah. 0.99
00:10:00.000 I'm texting niggas like, man, I'm about to smoke with Bushwick, nigga. 1.00
00:10:02.000 This shit crazy. 1.00
00:10:04.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:10:05.000 Get a blunt to Bushwick. 1.00
00:10:06.000 This motherfucker run off in the motherfucking crowd. 1.00
00:10:08.000 Of course I can't chase him. 1.00
00:10:09.000 He two feet tall. 1.00
00:10:10.000 I can't even find a motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:12.000 So he stole my blunt and ran off. 1.00
00:10:14.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:14.000 That's my Bushwick story.
00:10:15.000 But I wasn't even mad at him.
00:10:16.000 If somebody gonna steal my blunt, I'd rather be Bushwick Bill.
00:10:19.000 That's funny.
00:10:20.000 Always with the mischief.
00:10:21.000 I almost had him on the podcast.
00:10:23.000 Bushwick?
00:10:23.000 Yeah, man.
00:10:24.000 They reached out.
00:10:26.000 I have a backlog usually of a few months.
00:10:28.000 And so I was trying to figure out when to put him in.
00:10:30.000 And so I said, let me circle back in a couple of weeks.
00:10:33.000 And then apparently he had already been sick when they reached out.
00:10:37.000 And then by then he had deteriorated pretty rapidly.
00:10:40.000 And then he was in the hospital.
00:10:41.000 He had pancreatic cancer, right?
00:10:44.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 That's the one that gets you quick.
00:10:46.000 And almost no one survives it.
00:10:48.000 Right.
00:10:48.000 It's a real fast-moving cancer, apparently.
00:10:51.000 That got Bill Hicks, too.
00:10:52.000 Really?
00:10:53.000 Oh, Pink, you're right.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, cancer's crazy.
00:10:54.000 My dad got cancer right now.
00:10:56.000 I mean, he got stomach cancer.
00:10:57.000 Really?
00:10:57.000 Yeah, man.
00:10:58.000 Yeah, man.
00:10:59.000 That's why I was just saying we used to talk about that diet and all of that stuff.
00:11:01.000 Mm-hmm.
00:11:02.000 The vitamin and the steam room and the sauna.
00:11:06.000 We were talking about it because we're out in California and you made the great escape.
00:11:11.000 Congratulations.
00:11:12.000 I got out in time.
00:11:13.000 I saw it coming, kids.
00:11:15.000 I saw it coming.
00:11:16.000 It's gotten no better than No, I saw it in May.
00:11:18.000 I started looking in May.
00:11:19.000 I was like, they're not going to fix this.
00:11:22.000 I'm like, this is just going to keep getting worse.
00:11:24.000 And you can't let them...
00:11:25.000 When you let people just decide what can open and what can't.
00:11:30.000 Okay, Target can open, but the restaurant can't.
00:11:32.000 Right.
00:11:33.000 Even aside from that, man, I bought a house off Valley Circle. 0.99
00:11:37.000 And every fucking year, I'm fire scared. 0.98
00:11:40.000 I bought my house and walked outside. 1.00
00:11:43.000 Within the first 30 days of me having my shit, the whole goddamn mountain was on fire. 1.00
00:11:47.000 So I'm like, man, what the fuck? 1.00
00:11:49.000 I like living over here. 0.99
00:11:50.000 I like living on a hill, but at what cost?
00:11:53.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:54.000 A million dollars.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, bro. 0.97
00:11:55.000 A million dollars to get burnt the fuck up? 0.97
00:11:58.000 I've been evacuated three times when I was living in California. 0.84
00:12:01.000 I'm in that same area. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Yeah, I hate that shit. 1.00
00:12:04.000 It's scary. 1.00
00:12:05.000 It's scary. 1.00
00:12:05.000 You rich motherfuckers. 1.00
00:12:06.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:12:08.000 But look, we paid all this money to be burnt the fuck up.
00:12:10.000 And then the windstorms is crazy now. 0.96
00:12:13.000 Everything on my balcony just blew the fuck off.
00:12:15.000 I got my garbage can blew down the hill. 1.00
00:12:17.000 I got to go down there and get that shit. 0.99
00:12:18.000 I was talking to a fireman once when I was filming Fear Factor, and this guy told me, he goes, it is a matter of time for the right conditions to happen, and a fire burns right through L.A. all the way to the ocean. 0.99
00:12:29.000 Yeah.
00:12:29.000 And he goes, here's the deal.
00:12:31.000 He goes, if it really hits, we can't stop it.
00:12:34.000 We can't.
00:12:34.000 He goes, they can't stop it.
00:12:36.000 He goes, it just has to hit the right way.
00:12:37.000 It hasn't hit the right way.
00:12:38.000 You saw how it burnt right through Malibu.
00:12:40.000 It burnt straight through.
00:12:41.000 Just...
00:12:42.000 All the way to the ocean.
00:12:43.000 I mean, that was crazy.
00:12:45.000 All these people that thought, well, they're going to save the rich houses. 0.99
00:12:48.000 The fuck they did? 1.00
00:12:49.000 The fuck they didn't? 1.00
00:12:49.000 Hell nah. 1.00
00:12:50.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:12:52.000 Hell nah. 1.00
00:12:52.000 They can't do shit to the houses that were on the bluffs. 1.00
00:12:55.000 I mean, who the fuck thought those were going to get burnt up? 1.00
00:12:58.000 Yeah, I never thought that I would see shit. 1.00
00:12:59.000 You're paying too much money for that shit to happen, bro. 1.00
00:13:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:01.000 The insurance is going to cover all that? 1.00
00:13:02.000 Oh, your insurance tried to cancel you after that shit. 1.00
00:13:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:06.000 After the fire shit happened, my insurance was like, oh, I think you might want to get fired in some other insurance. 1.00
00:13:10.000 I'm like, what the fuck, bitch? 1.00
00:13:11.000 The problem with the insurance is when they lose 150,000 houses, what are they going to do? 1.00
00:13:18.000 They don't have that money.
00:13:19.000 They have to get loans.
00:13:20.000 What do they have to do to pay off your house? 0.53
00:13:23.000 And then they're going to try to nickel and dime you. 0.67
00:13:25.000 They're going to try to screw you at every turn.
00:13:27.000 Not in Texas, though. 0.83
00:13:29.000 But listen, we almost froze to death out here last week. 0.99
00:13:32.000 Man, that wasn't shit, man. 0.99
00:13:33.000 Look, man, I grew up with goddamn Chicago winners, man. 1.00
00:13:36.000 These motherfuckers down here crying about some goddamn ice. 1.00
00:13:38.000 Yeah, but they don't get it, though. 1.00
00:13:39.000 That's why.
00:13:39.000 The problem is they never get ice.
00:13:41.000 They just weren't prepared. 1.00
00:13:42.000 I see, because motherfuckers was going in the goddamn garage getting carbon monoxide poison trying to warm up doing stupid shit. 1.00
00:13:47.000 I said, what the fuck are y'all? 1.00
00:13:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:13:49.000 I shouldn't be laughing. 1.00
00:13:50.000 Those people died. 1.00
00:13:51.000 Yeah, but fuck them. 1.00
00:13:51.000 Did people die from carbon monoxide poison? 1.00
00:13:53.000 Yeah, they was going in the garage.
00:13:54.000 Yeah, a woman and her daughter.
00:13:55.000 Man, that is the first rule to having a garage, man.
00:13:58.000 Yeah, you gotta keep the door open. 1.00
00:14:00.000 You gotta leave the fucking door open, man. 0.99
00:14:03.000 Anybody that has a garage, you just know not to do that. 0.99
00:14:06.000 Some people died in other storms because of grills.
00:14:09.000 Because they had a grill.
00:14:10.000 They brought a grill in their house.
00:14:12.000 A person brought a grill in the house and got the same carbon monoxide put in.
00:14:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:16.000 Heating the house up with a fucking barbecue grill. 1.00
00:14:18.000 Come on, man. 1.00
00:14:19.000 Bro, listen. 1.00
00:14:20.000 I knew some stupid shit like that as a kid. 1.00
00:14:21.000 I was like, you know, because it was cold and my mom was cooking or something. 1.00
00:14:24.000 I was like, oh, just leave the oven open. 1.00
00:14:25.000 She's like, you stupid. 1.00
00:14:27.000 Now, the oven, we could do that. 1.00
00:14:29.000 I'm from 17th Avenue in Virginia Street in Gary, Indiana. 0.99
00:14:32.000 Some days we'll keep that motherfucker open. 1.00
00:14:37.000 That shit heat up the whole house. 1.00
00:14:38.000 Yeah, it really does. 1.00
00:14:40.000 It really does. 1.00
00:14:41.000 My mom was like, oh, boy, don't be stupid. 1.00
00:14:43.000 Depends on what kind of oven, right? 1.00
00:14:44.000 If it's a gas oven, I mean, if it has an exhaust fan, as long as it has an exhaust.
00:14:49.000 Oh, we're not saying it's safe, but it was the way that you had to do things in the ghetto. 0.92
00:14:53.000 Keep giving Joe these nigga lessons. 1.00
00:14:55.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0.95
00:14:57.000 That's from the book of niggalations, you know what I'm saying, right there. 1.00
00:15:03.000 When it is below 20, you gotta keep the oven up, man. 0.99
00:15:07.000 They didn't have shit out here. 0.98
00:15:08.000 They didn't have plows. 0.98
00:15:10.000 They didn't have nothing.
00:15:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:15:12.000 And no one knew how to drive.
00:15:14.000 It was hilarious.
00:15:15.000 All they did was play football, right?
00:15:16.000 I grew up in Boston, so I'm used to driving.
00:15:18.000 And I have an apocalypse vehicle.
00:15:20.000 I had a 1995 Land Cruiser built out with a supercharged Corvette engine and lifted, big tires.
00:15:26.000 I'd drive over anything in that thing.
00:15:28.000 Big-ass gas tank, 40-gallon gas tank. 0.99
00:15:30.000 I had it built because I was thinking some shit was going to go down in California. 0.99
00:15:34.000 I wanted to be able to drive where there's no roads. 0.99
00:15:35.000 Right. 0.99
00:15:36.000 Damn. 1.00
00:15:36.000 Baja shit. 1.00
00:15:37.000 Yeah, I have a family, man. 1.00
00:15:39.000 I worry about shit like that. 0.99
00:15:40.000 I go, look, I always loved those cars anyway. 0.99
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:43.000 Because they're just durable cars.
00:15:46.000 You know, they use them in the jungle.
00:15:48.000 They use them in the desert.
00:15:50.000 They drive forever.
00:15:52.000 Every third world country I go to is a land cruise.
00:15:55.000 Land cruise.
00:15:55.000 For sure.
00:15:58.000 They're so durable, man.
00:16:00.000 They're so durable. 0.99
00:16:01.000 In Dominican, that's like the goddamn Rolls-Royce Cullinan. 0.97
00:16:03.000 Yeah, when it was snowing out here, man, that thing put a smile on my face because it was just plowing right through. 0.98
00:16:08.000 It was like, oh, we got you, baby.
00:16:10.000 You were tripping, yeah.
00:16:11.000 Yeah, it was like, Daddy, this is what we were built for.
00:16:14.000 It was just driving over everything for me.
00:16:16.000 It felt so good.
00:16:17.000 You know, solid axles, four-wheel drive, locking differentials, fat knobby-ass tires, just boom. 1.00
00:16:24.000 Oh yeah, you did that shit. 0.99
00:16:26.000 Oh, it was beautiful. 1.00
00:16:27.000 Are you not bored out here?
00:16:28.000 You're not bored out in Austin?
00:16:29.000 I love it. 1.00
00:16:29.000 You love this shit. 1.00
00:16:30.000 I love it. 1.00
00:16:31.000 You love this shit. 1.00
00:16:32.000 The people are nice. 1.00
00:16:33.000 Everything that you do in LA, you could do out here.
00:16:35.000 I'm moving. 1.00
00:16:36.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:16:37.000 I'm out, Joe. 1.00
00:16:38.000 See what Joe's doing, bro.
00:16:39.000 He's starting to cuss.
00:16:39.000 I'm out, Joe.
00:16:40.000 I've been trying to correct.
00:16:42.000 This is Joseph Koresh out here.
00:16:43.000 It's not a cuss. 0.99
00:16:44.000 I'm coming.
00:16:45.000 I'm coming, Joe. 1.00
00:16:46.000 I'm leaving L.A. Fuck my life in L.A. That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:16:50.000 Fuck my career. 1.00
00:16:51.000 Fuck my kids. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:16:53.000 Bring them out here.
00:16:54.000 They'll love it.
00:16:55.000 That's the other thing.
00:16:56.000 My kids love it out here.
00:16:57.000 They made good friends really quickly.
00:17:00.000 That's another thing, too.
00:17:00.000 People are friendly out here.
00:17:02.000 Badass, dumbass kids in L.A. Man, my kids go to them goddamn private school, man. 1.00
00:17:06.000 Them old rich-ass, stupid-ass kids, man. 1.00
00:17:09.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:17:10.000 Fuck them kids, man. 1.00
00:17:11.000 You were saying that same shit, actually. 1.00
00:17:13.000 I remember that. 1.00
00:17:13.000 Well, the problem is they're all into material possessions and fucking wear Prada t-shirts and they're 10 years old. 1.00
00:17:20.000 Like, what are we doing? 0.99
00:17:20.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99
00:17:21.000 I'll be like, yo, let me see a 10-year-old with a Prada shirt on. 1.00
00:17:25.000 I'm gonna take that motherfucker off his ass. 1.00
00:17:27.000 You little punk-ass nigga. 1.00
00:17:28.000 You little punk-ass nigga that was talking shit to Cam Newton yesterday. 1.00
00:17:31.000 I would've beat his ass. 1.00
00:17:32.000 Who was talking shit to Cam Newton? 1.00
00:17:34.000 The kid at his camp. 1.00
00:17:35.000 They do this shit every year to him at his camp. 1.00
00:17:37.000 At this point, he told him, he said, you a free agent. 1.00
00:17:40.000 You about to be poor.
00:17:41.000 Cam was like, I'm rich.
00:17:42.000 I'm rich. 1.00
00:17:42.000 I'm like, why are you arguing with this little motherfucker? 1.00
00:17:44.000 He's arguing with a 10-year-old? 1.00
00:17:45.000 Yeah, dawg.
00:17:46.000 And then Cam was like, where your daddy at, though?
00:17:48.000 Why are you gonna get racist, Cam?
00:17:49.000 Oh, he said that.
00:17:50.000 Oh, that's a bad look.
00:17:52.000 He said, where's your daddy at, though? 1.00
00:17:53.000 You're a fatherless bastard? 1.00
00:17:54.000 No, no, he said that. 1.00
00:17:56.000 You're a black bastard? 1.00
00:17:57.000 No, he didn't say that. 1.00
00:17:58.000 That would have blown up everywhere.
00:18:00.000 Yeah, come on, bro.
00:18:01.000 But he really did say, where's your daddy at?
00:18:04.000 He did say, where's your daddy at? 1.00
00:18:05.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:18:06.000 He said, where's your parents at, man? 1.00
00:18:07.000 Where's your daddy at?
00:18:08.000 For a 10-year-old?
00:18:09.000 I mean, the kid was coming at him.
00:18:11.000 Yeah, but you gotta let him come at you and laugh. 0.99
00:18:13.000 He's fucking Cam Newton. 0.99
00:18:15.000 He might have been 15. He was a little older. 1.00
00:18:17.000 Yeah, he was 15. If they're 15, they can get it.
00:18:19.000 To me, he was old enough to get his ass whooped. 1.00
00:18:20.000 He was talking shit, too. 1.00
00:18:21.000 He was talking shit. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Wasn't he old enough to get his ass whooped? 1.00
00:18:24.000 Probably. 1.00
00:18:25.000 He was old enough to get his ass whooped, bro. 1.00
00:18:26.000 Yes, he was. 1.00
00:18:27.000 Yes, he was. 1.00
00:18:27.000 You had a goddamn bra man's football camp. 1.00
00:18:29.000 You're here to get fucked up. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Do you beat up a 15-year-old or do you just strangle him? 1.00
00:18:34.000 I don't think you can touch them kids, man.
00:18:36.000 I don't think you're allowed to hit them.
00:18:37.000 I think you open-hand slapped that little bass. 0.99
00:18:39.000 You kick him in the legs. 0.80
00:18:40.000 I think it's the rule of fighting, you know? 0.96
00:18:43.000 They hit you first, then it's free game.
00:18:44.000 Yes, but you can't beat up a 15-year-old.
00:18:46.000 No, you can't beat him to death.
00:18:47.000 But some big 15-year-olds.
00:18:49.000 You know, Mike Tyson, when he was 13, weighed 190 pounds.
00:18:51.000 Man, you know that's my spirit, nigga, bro.
00:18:53.000 LAUGHTER I'm a spear digger. 0.50
00:18:55.000 I never heard of that one.
00:18:56.000 Teddy Atlas, who was his trainer at the time, was on my podcast, and he said they used to bring Mike Tyson to what they call smokers.
00:19:02.000 What smokers are is these unregulated amateur boxing matches.
00:19:06.000 And so they'd bring him to smokers, and everyone would lie about how many fights your guy had, how old your guy was.
00:19:12.000 So they'd go, Teddy, how old is he?
00:19:13.000 He goes, he's 13. And he's like, this fucking guy's not 13. Mike Tyson's over there 13, built like a tank. 1.00
00:19:21.000 And he goes, he's fucking 13. He goes, okay, he's 16. And so they put him in with 16-year-olds and he'd knock him senseless. 0.99
00:19:28.000 He was 190 at 13. And they called them fight smokers because everybody was in there smoking cigarettes.
00:19:34.000 And the cigarette smoke was so thick.
00:19:38.000 Up until recently, they still had those in L.A. That's how a lot of Muay Thai fighters would get their experience.
00:19:43.000 They'd fight smokers.
00:19:44.000 They'd do them in a gym. 0.99
00:19:45.000 They'd set up, bring folding chairs.
00:19:47.000 They had them at a lot of gyms.
00:19:49.000 Interesting.
00:19:50.000 13. 190. There's nobody like that dude.
00:19:53.000 He came from the right environment and the right time in history and just had the right demeanor.
00:19:57.000 Wanna hear something crazy?
00:19:59.000 This is a true story.
00:20:00.000 This table, when I first moved here, this is the exact width of the table that I have in L.A., and I was gonna make it more narrow.
00:20:07.000 I was like, well, this room's kind of smaller.
00:20:09.000 I'll have a smaller table.
00:20:10.000 Then I did a podcast with Tyson as he was preparing to fight Roy Jones Jr., and he was so intense.
00:20:15.000 It was a different man.
00:20:17.000 I had him 10 months ago, and then he came in 10 months later, and he was like, I'm never fighting again.
00:20:23.000 If I fight again, then my ego will get excited, and then I can't do it.
00:20:27.000 And then 10 months later, he's training, he's fit, he's got softballs on the muscles on your forearm.
00:20:35.000 Everything just looks jacked and ready to rock.
00:20:38.000 Bro.
00:20:39.000 It was so nerve-wracking.
00:20:40.000 And I'm like, I gotta keep the distance in the table.
00:20:43.000 I gotta make...
00:20:43.000 I was nervous!
00:20:45.000 I was just nervous being in his presence because you could tell he was ready to go.
00:20:50.000 Yeah, he was ready to eat your heart and your children.
00:20:54.000 Luckily, when I met Mike, he was with Snoop and he was high.
00:20:57.000 So he was just chilling.
00:20:58.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:59.000 He said he was high when he fought.
00:21:00.000 He said he was high when he fought.
00:21:02.000 Mike Tyson said he fought with gonorrhea. 1.00
00:21:05.000 And couldn't wait to whoop the nigga ass so he can get out the ring and go get treatment. 1.00
00:21:10.000 He knocked out Michael Spinks in the first round with gonorrhea. 1.00
00:21:15.000 Featuring gonorrhea.
00:21:18.000 It's like a fighter can only exist in a certain RPM level.
00:21:22.000 It's like they hit that, they redline, and they can only do that for a few years. 0.99
00:21:26.000 Right.
00:21:27.000 But I maintain that him, in those years, like when he knocked out Larry Holmes, when he knocked out Michael Spinks, that was one of the greatest that's ever lived.
00:21:35.000 That's ever lived.
00:21:36.000 The greatest heavyweight of all time.
00:21:38.000 People always want to tell me about, you know, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson, and Ali, obviously.
00:21:43.000 They're all great. 0.80
00:21:44.000 But in that, from 80, whenever the fuck it was, until 87, 88, I'm like, there's nobody like that guy. 0.80
00:21:50.000 Bro, when Buster Douglas beat Mike Tyson, I cried. 0.96
00:21:52.000 Yeah.
00:21:53.000 I cried like a baby. 1.00
00:21:55.000 I said, shit. 1.00
00:21:56.000 I was like, I said it's over. 1.00
00:21:58.000 My life is over.
00:21:59.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:22:00.000 Mike Tyson lost? 1.00
00:22:01.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:22:01.000 I did a gig, and I heard about it after the gig, and I didn't believe it, and I watched the video. 0.99
00:22:08.000 Somebody had a VHS tape, and I watched the video expecting him to get up, and I was like, there's no way.
00:22:13.000 That's how invincible we thought he was.
00:22:16.000 Yeah, but he was.
00:22:17.000 He was.
00:22:18.000 If Robin Givens doesn't come into that man's life, I mean, maybe something else happens, but...
00:22:24.000 Yeah, he lost his mind.
00:22:25.000 If Customato stayed alive, he would have been untouchable.
00:22:29.000 He would have been untouchable.
00:22:32.000 Untouchable.
00:22:32.000 He was so good.
00:22:34.000 I'm sorry to all the Ali fans, all the old heads out there, I'm sorry, but... 0.96
00:22:38.000 You never saw anything like this, Kat.
00:22:40.000 Well, you know what?
00:22:41.000 If Ali was around when Tyson was around, Ali would have been a better Ali.
00:22:45.000 And that's a fact.
00:22:46.000 This is the thing about fighters.
00:22:48.000 They need that kind of opposition.
00:22:51.000 Ali was who he was because of Joe Frazier.
00:22:54.000 He was who he was because of Sonny Liston.
00:22:56.000 And he was who he was because of Foreman.
00:22:58.000 And if Mike Tyson was there, Ali was a great champion.
00:23:02.000 If Mike Tyson was around when Ali was around, I believe that Ali would have been even better than he was.
00:23:07.000 Yeah.
00:23:07.000 Yeah.
00:23:08.000 You know, and Ali might be the greatest.
00:23:10.000 He might be the greatest.
00:23:11.000 But it's a different era.
00:23:12.000 It's like you can't really talk about fighters when they're not around the best that you know.
00:23:19.000 They're around the best that they know. 1.00
00:23:21.000 I like that shit. 1.00
00:23:22.000 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:23:23.000 You gotta say that shit loud. 0.99
00:23:24.000 I think that's the problem with the heavyweight division now. 1.00
00:23:26.000 It's no competition.
00:23:27.000 It's no, like, who you gonna fight?
00:23:29.000 Deontay Wilder?
00:23:30.000 Like...
00:23:30.000 Well, it's like they're better because of each other, though.
00:23:35.000 Like, Tyson Fury became better after Deontay knocked him down and fucked him up in the 12th round. 0.77
00:23:39.000 Knocked him down twice and then really had him in danger in the 12th round.
00:23:43.000 Then got up and then figured out in the 12th round that Deontay can't fight as well backing up.
00:23:48.000 And then hired Sugar Hill from the Kronk Gym to train him for the rematch and then came out straight at Deontay and put Deontay on his heels. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:58.000 And fuck Deontay up. 0.99
00:23:59.000 Fucked him up. 1.00
00:24:00.000 And now he'll be a better fighter now because of that. 0.97
00:24:01.000 So this trilogy's gonna be good.
00:24:03.000 I don't think it's gonna happen.
00:24:05.000 I don't think it's gonna happen.
00:24:06.000 I think one of them gonna fight Joshua out there.
00:24:08.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:24:09.000 I don't know what's up with Deontay Wilder.
00:24:11.000 I don't know where he goes from here, actually, to be honest.
00:24:13.000 Don't sleep on Andy Ruiz.
00:24:15.000 Andy Ruiz is out there doing sit-ups right now.
00:24:18.000 He's like... 0.99
00:24:18.000 I fucked up. 0.99
00:24:19.000 I know I fucked up. 1.00
00:24:21.000 Look, Andy Ruiz has some of the fastest fucking hands I've ever seen. 0.99
00:24:24.000 Big Mac Andy? 1.00
00:24:25.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00
00:24:26.000 He is a bad motherfucker, though. 1.00
00:24:28.000 I mean, he beat Anthony, yeah. 1.00
00:24:29.000 He can take it.
00:24:30.000 He is.
00:24:30.000 He's got a rock chin.
00:24:31.000 He's got a chin, yeah.
00:24:32.000 That always helps. 1.00
00:24:33.000 He said he could take that shit up. 1.00
00:24:34.000 He's just gotta get his shit together. 1.00
00:24:36.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:24:36.000 You know who my favorite boxer is right now, though? 0.98
00:24:38.000 Who?
00:24:38.000 Bud Crawford.
00:24:39.000 Oh, that's our boy.
00:24:40.000 Yeah, it's all about Bud.
00:24:41.000 He's one of the best of all time.
00:24:42.000 He's the best, man.
00:24:43.000 One of the best of all time.
00:24:44.000 One of the best, because he switch hits like Marvin Hagler.
00:24:46.000 Right, exactly.
00:24:47.000 He's like one of the only guys in all of boxing that can fight just as good Southpaw as Orthodox. 0.56
00:24:53.000 Right.
00:24:54.000 I would have loved to see Floyd fight him.
00:24:57.000 Yeah, but Floyd wouldn't do that.
00:24:59.000 Yeah, he's past his prime.
00:25:02.000 Floyd's fighting YouTube stars now.
00:25:04.000 Right, I would have loved.
00:25:05.000 He should.
00:25:06.000 He's going to make 30 million bucks.
00:25:07.000 But do you think that Bud would have beat him?
00:25:09.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 You know what?
00:25:11.000 I don't know.
00:25:12.000 I think that would have been an amazing fight.
00:25:13.000 I mean, Floyd's defense is Hall of Fame.
00:25:15.000 It's probably top two in the history of boxing.
00:25:17.000 It is.
00:25:18.000 We're talking about a guy who's 50-0, 49 in Conor McGregor.
00:25:22.000 He's 50-0.
00:25:23.000 49 in Conor McGregor.
00:25:23.000 Right?
00:25:24.000 That's not fair.
00:25:25.000 Guys had zero professional boxing fights, and that's your 50. But you're talking about literally, if boxing is the art of hitting and not being hit, he's the best of all time.
00:25:37.000 He's the best of all time.
00:25:38.000 Better than Sugar Ray.
00:25:39.000 Yeah, literally been hit hard maybe four times his whole career.
00:25:43.000 Floyd's the best.
00:25:44.000 And figured out a way to get people to pay, even though he's winning by decisions. 0.99
00:25:48.000 Just talk a lot of shit, show a lot of money, and everybody wants you to lose, but you still beat everybody. 0.99
00:25:54.000 He still beat everybody. 1.00
00:25:54.000 He just wasn't flashy. 1.00
00:25:55.000 He wasn't knocking nobody out.
00:25:56.000 But he did when he was younger.
00:25:58.000 He did when he was younger, but he broke his hands a lot. 0.99
00:26:00.000 When he was Pretty Boy Floyd, he knocked a lot of fucking people out. 0.97
00:26:03.000 First of all, he knocked Ricky Hatton out when everybody thought Ricky Hatton was going to get him. 0.98
00:26:06.000 Yeah, that was L2. Yeah, dude.
00:26:08.000 Floyd's one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest of all time.
00:26:11.000 I think he's the greatest.
00:26:12.000 I think he's the greatest.
00:26:13.000 Really?
00:26:13.000 Yeah, because boxing is legitimately about hitting and not being hit, and no one's done it better.
00:26:19.000 No one's done it better than him.
00:26:20.000 Yeah, no one's done it better.
00:26:22.000 Like you said, his defense is number one of all time.
00:26:24.000 And his understanding of boxing is impregnable.
00:26:29.000 I mean, he's been hit, and he can take it.
00:26:31.000 That's the other thing.
00:26:32.000 Madonna hurt him.
00:26:33.000 You know, Sugar Shane Mosley hurt him.
00:26:35.000 I thought that that was going to be the one that was going to be the one that was going to really...
00:26:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:42.000 I love Shane Mosley.
00:26:44.000 Yeah, Shane had an ascension for a second, and then it just kind of just...
00:26:48.000 Like I said, they can only operate at that RPM for so long.
00:26:52.000 Nobody can maintain it.
00:26:53.000 And just training camps.
00:26:55.000 Training camps, it's like, if you're working out, you could work out all year long.
00:27:00.000 But you can't train all year long.
00:27:02.000 You're ramping yourself up.
00:27:05.000 It's like this delicate balance of peaking.
00:27:07.000 And your body can only do so much of it, and then it needs a break.
00:27:11.000 Yeah, you can't overtrain.
00:27:12.000 Yeah, and a lot of guys do.
00:27:14.000 A lot of guys do.
00:27:14.000 They want it so bad, they overtrain.
00:27:16.000 They want to be harder, they want to be disciplined, and they wind up brutalizing their body, and they come into fights compromised.
00:27:22.000 In the UFC, it happens more often than boxing.
00:27:24.000 I was going to say, yeah.
00:27:24.000 I mean, it just happened to Conor, really.
00:27:26.000 Not really, no.
00:27:26.000 You don't think so?
00:27:27.000 No, no, no, no.
00:27:28.000 He was in leg kicked.
00:27:30.000 Oh, yes. 1.00
00:27:30.000 He got fucked up in that shit. 1.00
00:27:32.000 He got fucked up. 1.00
00:27:33.000 Dustin Poirier is a beast. 1.00
00:27:35.000 Yeah, you've been saying this, actually. 0.83
00:27:37.000 He is.
00:27:37.000 Listen, I'm like, yeah, you've been saying this about Dustin for a second.
00:27:40.000 Just him being from fucking Louisiana, his attitude is just so fiery, dog. 0.99
00:27:44.000 I love his energy. 1.00
00:27:46.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:27:47.000 He's legit as fuck. 1.00
00:27:48.000 He definitely legit. 1.00
00:27:49.000 He whooped kind of ass. 0.99
00:27:53.000 Look, that low calf kick, that's like a new element in MMA and a lot of guys are using it. 0.99
00:27:59.000 It just brutalizes your leg.
00:28:01.000 You can't move.
00:28:02.000 Yeah, you can't walk.
00:28:03.000 There's no meat down there.
00:28:04.000 There's no meat.
00:28:05.000 It's all bone.
00:28:06.000 Look at your forearm and then imagine someone hitting your forearm with a bat.
00:28:10.000 There's nothing there to protect you.
00:28:12.000 If you get hit in the shoulder with a bat, it's not as bad.
00:28:14.000 But if you get hit in the forearm, like right here, like right above the wrist, that's what it's like getting kicked in the calf.
00:28:20.000 Just do that with your hand.
00:28:23.000 That hurts.
00:28:24.000 Now imagine a big man like Dustin Poirier slamming that shin.
00:28:29.000 Whack! 1.00
00:28:29.000 Whack! 1.00
00:28:30.000 Right into that spot.
00:28:32.000 All that weight behind it.
00:28:34.000 And skill.
00:28:35.000 And speed.
00:28:36.000 And torque.
00:28:38.000 Right, right.
00:28:40.000 Yeah, it's horrible.
00:28:41.000 It's a crazy new move.
00:28:42.000 I wanted to see Conor fight Khabib again.
00:28:45.000 Yeah, but Khabib's in a good spot. 0.99
00:28:46.000 He don't have to do shit. 0.99
00:28:47.000 If I was Khabib, I wouldn't do shit either, though. 0.99
00:28:49.000 He might come back. 0.98
00:28:50.000 But that's the custom model thing with him.
00:28:52.000 His pops is gone, so it's like, why do it?
00:28:54.000 Well, it's not just that.
00:28:55.000 He promised his mother.
00:28:57.000 Look, Khabib drives a Toyota pickup truck.
00:29:01.000 Do you know that?
00:29:02.000 Lives in the same house.
00:29:04.000 He's just a normal living dude.
00:29:06.000 Doesn't dress flashy at all.
00:29:08.000 Which means he's going to win all the time.
00:29:10.000 He's real, man.
00:29:11.000 Yeah, he is real. 1.00
00:29:12.000 I mean, the motherfucker wrestled bears, dog. 1.00
00:29:14.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:29:15.000 Legitimately.
00:29:16.000 That'll always keep you hungry.
00:29:17.000 If I can't be the bear.
00:29:18.000 Yeah, as a child, dog.
00:29:19.000 So, I mean, like, I looked at him and I was like, yeah, this is probably one of the most toughest individuals in the world.
00:29:25.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:29:25.000 So disciplined and so religious.
00:29:28.000 Like, absolutely dedicated to his religion. 1.00
00:29:31.000 I mean, shit, you gotta be. 1.00
00:29:32.000 Them motherfuckers are Muslim and goddamn... 1.00
00:29:34.000 We're good to go. 1.00
00:29:35.000 We're good to go.
00:29:35.000 We're good to go.
00:29:37.000 We're good to go.
00:29:38.000 We're good to go.
00:29:58.000 Poor conditions, period, produce fighters.
00:30:00.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:30:01.000 Look at Conor, shit. 1.00
00:30:03.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:30:03.000 There's a video, or a photo, rather. 0.99
00:30:05.000 Go to Shannon Cannon Briggs.
00:30:07.000 Oh my god, watch him this morning. 0.98
00:30:08.000 Go to his Instagram, because he reposted a photo of Jack Dempsey, where Jack Dempsey was talking about what it was like growing up, and working, and all the shit that he had to endure, and bad food, and... 0.92
00:30:21.000 This is why I say Bill Russell is the greatest of all time. 0.75
00:30:24.000 Look at that right there.
00:30:25.000 That's Jack Dempsey.
00:30:26.000 And by the way, that's the man that Mike Tyson idolized the most.
00:30:30.000 In fact, Mike Tyson even cut his hair like Jack Dempsey.
00:30:33.000 Yeah, look at what Shannon says.
00:30:36.000 Some of y'all tender because you never worked hard.
00:30:39.000 You cocoa butter skin soft.
00:30:42.000 You gotta get out there and get tough.
00:30:43.000 Join a boxing gym, take up mixed martial arts before it's too late.
00:30:46.000 Ask yourself, can I run three to five miles right now if I had to so that I could survive?
00:30:51.000 Can you fight three to five minutes hard without dying from exhaustion?
00:30:56.000 Be tougher.
00:30:57.000 Prepare.
00:30:58.000 Let's go champs! 1.00
00:30:59.000 That's real shit. 0.99
00:31:00.000 So it says there with Jack Dempsey, if you can scroll down once you read it, he said, we ate poorly, we had very few clothes, we worked too hard, I fed pigs, chopped wood, worked into sugar beet fields, shined shoes in barbershops, helped pitch circus tents, 1.00
00:31:15.000 and move heavy equipment, and even shoveled dung.
00:31:18.000 But all in all, I don't regret having grown up that way.
00:31:22.000 It made me tough and well prepared for the life ahead.
00:31:25.000 I was never ill or down with sickness.
00:31:28.000 My body became tough as leather.
00:31:30.000 Exactly.
00:31:30.000 That was a horrific man.
00:31:32.000 If you were staring across the ring from him, people were just different animals back then at the turn of the century.
00:31:37.000 They were.
00:31:37.000 They were fighting for that food bucket.
00:31:39.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:40.000 Yeah.
00:31:41.000 If you're fighting for food and for your family, you're like, hey man, this is going to feed me tonight. 0.98
00:31:44.000 Yeah, you're going to kill somebody. 0.99
00:31:45.000 Yeah, you will.
00:31:46.000 That's why Mike Tyson was so good.
00:31:48.000 Yes, yes.
00:31:49.000 When he came on my podcast and told me about his childhood, that literally the time he was with Cuss was the first time that he experienced love. 0.88
00:31:55.000 And that he would get this love from fighting and winning.
00:31:58.000 And also, Cuss was a hypnotist.
00:32:00.000 So Cuss was a psychologist and a hypnotist.
00:32:03.000 And he knew a lot about psychology because boxing is so much mental, right?
00:32:06.000 It is, right.
00:32:07.000 So he learned how to hypnotize Tyson.
00:32:09.000 He was hypnotizing when he was like 13 years old. 1.00
00:32:12.000 Damn. 0.99
00:32:12.000 One of the things he said that I never stopped thinking about, he said, he goes, Cuss would tell me, you don't exist. 0.99
00:32:19.000 You are just the task.
00:32:21.000 You complete the task, but you don't exist.
00:32:24.000 So he was only thinking about, oh, I don't want to lose.
00:32:28.000 Oh, I hope I don't embarrass myself.
00:32:30.000 He literally programmed him into his mind.
00:32:34.000 You don't exist.
00:32:35.000 Only the task, the task ahead of him.
00:32:38.000 And Mike Tyson would smash people.
00:32:40.000 That's soldier brainwashing too, by the way.
00:32:41.000 Yeah.
00:32:41.000 That's what they always say.
00:32:42.000 Your goal, your mission is the task.
00:32:45.000 Yeah.
00:32:46.000 Yeah.
00:32:47.000 I mean, imagine being a kid whose whole life was just filled with violence and crime and horrific abandonment and just pain.
00:32:55.000 And then all of a sudden you find this one thing that literally you're built for.
00:32:59.000 Yeah.
00:32:59.000 Exactly.
00:33:00.000 Literally.
00:33:00.000 No one's 13, 190 pounds, 5'10".
00:33:03.000 He's the Michael Phelps of boxing.
00:33:03.000 Yeah, he was just...
00:33:04.000 He was born to...
00:33:05.000 Born to box.
00:33:06.000 But, like, just a complex individual, man.
00:33:08.000 Yes.
00:33:09.000 Like, Mike Tyson slept in a bed with his mom when he was, like, 15 years old.
00:33:12.000 Yeah, man.
00:33:12.000 The most of the trouble that was happening in the 70s.
00:33:14.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:15.000 Like, that's crazy.
00:33:16.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:17.000 Like...
00:33:17.000 I wouldn't say it was anything sexual.
00:33:21.000 He just wanted to be near his mother.
00:33:26.000 Also, a very complex guy in his understanding of history.
00:33:30.000 All the conquerors.
00:33:32.000 I asked him about Genghis Khan.
00:33:34.000 His name was Temujin.
00:33:36.000 He goes into the whole story of Genghis Khan.
00:33:38.000 He knows where you were born.
00:33:42.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:43.000 What city were you born in?
00:33:44.000 That's how he can talk to you about Genghis Khan or Alexander the Great or any of those conquerors.
00:33:48.000 Right.
00:33:49.000 When he started on that path, man, he was all in.
00:33:55.000 All in.
00:33:56.000 One of the great cultural moments of my childhood, like growing up, was watching the ascent of Mike Tyson.
00:34:04.000 Yes, definitely.
00:34:05.000 I guess I wasn't a child.
00:34:07.000 I was in my early 20s.
00:34:08.000 You know, I think he's like one year older than me.
00:34:11.000 So he won the title when he was 20, so I was 19. And I remember seeing him was like, oh my god.
00:34:16.000 Like so different than everybody else.
00:34:18.000 So different.
00:34:19.000 Because the heavyweight division had gotten boring.
00:34:21.000 Yeah, I'd heard.
00:34:22.000 Especially after Ollie retires, basically, right?
00:34:26.000 It's boring now.
00:34:28.000 Nobody gave Larry Holmes his due.
00:34:31.000 Nobody.
00:34:31.000 Never did.
00:34:32.000 But why would you?
00:34:32.000 There was nobody then.
00:34:33.000 But it's not true.
00:34:34.000 It's not true.
00:34:35.000 He fought Ernie Shavers.
00:34:37.000 He fought good guys. 0.95
00:34:38.000 He fucked up Jerry Cooney when Jerry Cooney was pretty good. 0.61
00:34:41.000 He beat a lot of good guys, but he had also beat Ali. 0.98
00:34:44.000 And everybody hated him for beating Ali.
00:34:46.000 People forgot how good Larry Holmes was. 0.95
00:34:49.000 Yeah, I don't think about it because Mike Tyson beat the shit out of him quick. 0.86
00:34:52.000 He did. 0.99
00:34:53.000 He fucked him up. 0.98
00:34:54.000 But that was how good Tyson was. 0.99
00:34:55.000 Right.
00:34:56.000 And this is what I'm saying.
00:34:57.000 I'm like, I don't know, man.
00:34:58.000 I just think that there's nobody in that prime that's better than that guy.
00:35:02.000 And I'm sorry, Ali, Jack Johnson, Dempsey, you know, Joe Louis fans.
00:35:07.000 Jack Johnson was something different, though, man.
00:35:09.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:35:10.000 He got there fighting bare-fisted, man.
00:35:12.000 Basically.
00:35:14.000 And fighting racism.
00:35:15.000 Well, that's why I always say, like, when they talk about goats, you know, like, LeBron, Jordan, you know, all these...
00:35:21.000 You kind of can't do it.
00:35:22.000 You can't.
00:35:23.000 Because you can't talk about those cats before the segregation era.
00:35:27.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:27.000 Yeah.
00:35:28.000 Because they're dealing with the ankle weights of segregation.
00:35:30.000 You know what it's almost like?
00:35:31.000 It's trying to give the Academy Award of all movies to one movie.
00:35:34.000 Exactly.
00:35:35.000 How can you do that?
00:35:35.000 Right.
00:35:36.000 There's so many great movies.
00:35:37.000 Citizen Kane's pretty good, though. 0.92
00:35:39.000 It's a goddamn good movie, especially if you consider the time that it was made. 0.95
00:35:43.000 By the way, that's about William Randolph Hearst. 0.98
00:35:44.000 Exactly.
00:35:45.000 The same guy who made Weed Illegal.
00:35:47.000 That's crazy.
00:35:47.000 He worked with Harry Ensler in the 1930s.
00:35:49.000 That's crazy.
00:35:49.000 Yeah, it is crazy.
00:35:50.000 But you look at their eras, like Lenny Bruce.
00:35:54.000 If you try to listen to a Lenny Bruce CD today, they're not that good.
00:35:58.000 Not that they're not that good, but it doesn't hold up.
00:36:01.000 It's not going to make you laugh.
00:36:02.000 It's fascinating historically, because you've got to think of the guy.
00:36:06.000 They couldn't say that back then.
00:36:07.000 He was going to jail for us, okay?
00:36:09.000 Basically.
00:36:10.000 He planted the seeds.
00:36:10.000 He was Jesus, yeah.
00:36:11.000 He planted the seeds.
00:36:13.000 Carlin also went to jail for us. 1.00
00:36:14.000 I think Pryor went to jail for that same kind of shit, didn't he? 0.99
00:36:18.000 Didn't he get arrested? 1.00
00:36:19.000 I mean, that nigger's crazy is an album. 1.00
00:36:20.000 Richard Pryor went... 1.00
00:36:21.000 That nigger's crazy is an album. 1.00
00:36:23.000 I didn't even know I was an adult, Joe. 1.00
00:36:26.000 Yeah.
00:36:26.000 There's a book called Nigger by...
00:36:29.000 Dick Gregory.
00:36:30.000 Yeah, my idol.
00:36:31.000 Dick Gregory spoke at my high school graduation.
00:36:33.000 Yeah.
00:36:34.000 If we're talking about styles, that's who I admit my style is Dick Gregory. 1.00
00:36:39.000 But yeah, those guys, you couldn't say that kind of shit. 0.99
00:36:41.000 No. 1.00
00:36:41.000 They were cultural pioneers. 1.00
00:36:45.000 They weren't just guys who were working.
00:36:47.000 There was guys at the time that worked, that were also comics, that worked with them.
00:36:51.000 They had contemporaries.
00:36:54.000 Right, right, right.
00:36:54.000 Good point.
00:36:55.000 But we don't look back at those guys and say they changed culture.
00:36:58.000 I mean, yeah.
00:37:00.000 Manny Bruce changed culture, and Pryor for sure changed culture, and George Carlin changed culture too.
00:37:04.000 Definitely.
00:37:05.000 They changed culture.
00:37:05.000 They did something that we'll never understand.
00:37:08.000 They literally got cuffed and put into a cell for their act.
00:37:12.000 Right.
00:37:13.000 And then they kept doing it.
00:37:14.000 That's true censorship. 1.00
00:37:16.000 That's the true shit. 1.00
00:37:17.000 That's when the government's taking you to jail for it. 1.00
00:37:18.000 They're banning you from Twitter when you can just make another Instagram.
00:37:21.000 So they took George Carlin to jail for doing stand-up?
00:37:24.000 Yeah, yeah, multiple times.
00:37:25.000 Lenny Bruce, all them cats.
00:37:26.000 Fred Fox?
00:37:27.000 Didn't he go to jail once and was arrested in the same car with Lenny Bruce, I think?
00:37:31.000 I think he got put in the back of the same squad car with Lenny Bruce.
00:37:34.000 Maybe that's a legend.
00:37:36.000 Is he that old?
00:37:37.000 Yes. 1.00
00:37:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:37:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:39.000 He's old enough. 1.00
00:37:40.000 He's old enough to cross paths.
00:37:43.000 Maybe it's Mort Saldin.
00:37:44.000 Well, Mort Sahl was definitely a part of that crew, too.
00:37:47.000 Mort Sahl was very political. 0.99
00:37:48.000 So these motherfuckers are going to jail for doing comedy? 0.99
00:37:50.000 Yeah, I don't know if Mort Sahl ever went to jail, though. 1.00
00:37:52.000 I think Mort Sahl didn't.
00:37:54.000 But he was also very important.
00:37:55.000 Lenny Bruce, Carlin, those cats, they paved the way for hip-hop.
00:37:58.000 I mean, it's basically the two live crew of it all. 0.99
00:38:00.000 They're saying, hey, why can't we say shit? 1.00
00:38:02.000 Cats went to jail for this kind of shit. 1.00
00:38:03.000 We can say anything. 1.00
00:38:05.000 Well, by the time Pryor came along, he was like the best example of being undeniable.
00:38:11.000 He was so good.
00:38:13.000 And raw.
00:38:14.000 So different.
00:38:15.000 And fearless.
00:38:16.000 No one was that honest.
00:38:17.000 He would do jokes about him being on fire. 0.93
00:38:21.000 I mean, the guy got out of the hospital, almost fucking died, but later admitted that he tried to kill himself, that he tried to light himself on fire. 0.92
00:38:30.000 And then here he is on TV doing, you know, jokes about a match. 0.98
00:38:37.000 What's this?
00:38:38.000 Richard Pryor running down the street? 1.00
00:38:39.000 Fuck y'all! 1.00
00:38:40.000 And everybody would go crazy and laugh. 1.00
00:38:42.000 I mean, this is a guy that almost died.
00:38:43.000 Almost died.
00:38:44.000 And here he is, his next special.
00:38:46.000 That time, George Carlin got arrested with Lenny Bruce.
00:38:48.000 Wow.
00:38:50.000 We've got to remember, Carlin, in his early, early, early days, wore a suit and tie and was squeaky clean. 0.99
00:38:57.000 And then he probably fucked some really hot hippie or something. 1.00
00:39:02.000 And realized, these people are more fun. 0.99
00:39:05.000 Or maybe he saw Lenny a few times.
00:39:10.000 I've been going to the 50s and 60s docs a lot lately.
00:39:12.000 I don't know what it is about it, but I've just been into them for the last two weeks. 0.99
00:39:15.000 I've been texting you about some of this shit, maybe. 0.94
00:39:16.000 But that's a weird time in history. 0.99
00:39:19.000 Crazy time.
00:39:20.000 Because the 50s is like, okay, America's a superpower.
00:39:22.000 They get out of depression.
00:39:23.000 They become a superpower after World War II because they make all this money.
00:39:26.000 And then it's like all these straight white men, or let's just say white Christian men, are terrified because they're like, well, we have everything. 1.00
00:39:34.000 We can call women bitches. 1.00
00:39:35.000 We can slap them in public. 1.00
00:39:36.000 We don't have to hire black people. 1.00
00:39:37.000 We can call them niggers, all this kind of stuff. 0.99
00:39:39.000 We can do anything. 0.99
00:39:39.000 We can drink and smoke. 0.99
00:39:40.000 We can have side bitches all the time. 1.00
00:39:42.000 I have a house in New York and I live in the suburbs. 0.98
00:39:44.000 What am I afraid of? 1.00
00:39:46.000 They were afraid of a fucking satellite called Sputnik. 1.00
00:39:50.000 They were afraid of the Russians. 1.00
00:39:53.000 The Russians, I mean, maybe they were gonna fuck with us. 1.00
00:39:55.000 Come on, man. 1.00
00:39:56.000 Well, they were afraid of us, too.
00:39:57.000 They were doing the same thing, yeah.
00:39:58.000 You guys were scared of each other, but none of y'all made a move.
00:40:01.000 Our leaders figured out a way to put us against each other.
00:40:05.000 And one of the best parts about it is that the formula is in the Bible.
00:40:09.000 Word. 0.67
00:40:12.000 Crazy.
00:40:13.000 Right?
00:40:14.000 The Tower of Babel? 0.85
00:40:15.000 Or Tower of Babel, rather?
00:40:17.000 The Tower of Babel was about having so many languages that you couldn't communicate with each other, and that was how... 0.96
00:40:24.000 Was it God that ensured that people could never unite?
00:40:28.000 Whose idea was the Tower of Babel?
00:40:31.000 Was it God's?
00:40:32.000 I think it's Old Testament, right?
00:40:34.000 Genesis.
00:40:35.000 That's the first one?
00:40:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:36.000 That's the Godfather?
00:40:38.000 Well, Old Testament is the crazy shit. 1.00
00:40:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:40:43.000 You want to get deep into the origins of religion.
00:40:46.000 You read some Old Testament stuff.
00:40:48.000 You're like, hey, hold on.
00:40:50.000 How much of this do you believe?
00:40:52.000 Word.
00:40:53.000 Exactly.
00:40:54.000 This is crazy.
00:40:55.000 Like, hold on.
00:40:56.000 We're not saying that there's not a God, there's not a higher power, but people wrote this.
00:41:01.000 Come on.
00:41:01.000 That's what I tell people all the time.
00:41:03.000 This is not being against God.
00:41:06.000 It's not being against God. 1.00
00:41:07.000 We are in denial that people are full of shit. 1.00
00:41:09.000 Right! 1.00
00:41:10.000 Bro, I had a whole bit about it. 1.00
00:41:12.000 It was basically, I would never say this is no God, but I'm saying people are full of shit and that story sucks. 1.00
00:41:18.000 Put those two and two together. 1.00
00:41:20.000 You know people lie.
00:41:21.000 Come on.
00:41:21.000 Exactly.
00:41:22.000 People wrote this shit. 1.00
00:41:23.000 People wrote this, the Quran, all them goddamn books. 1.00
00:41:26.000 This is man-made. 0.99
00:41:28.000 But it doesn't mean that there's not some truth to the original stories they were trying to tell.
00:41:33.000 But you gotta take what you get from it.
00:41:35.000 You gotta take your own perspective.
00:41:37.000 It's like QAnon.
00:41:37.000 There's a criminal truth to everything.
00:41:39.000 But there's some shit in there. 1.00
00:41:40.000 It's like... 1.00
00:41:40.000 They knew harmony. 1.00
00:41:42.000 They understood, right?
00:41:44.000 Like, do unto your brother as you would have them do unto you.
00:41:47.000 They figured some things out, the divine things, like love and community and just some rules that God wants you to live in a very just way.
00:41:58.000 And they're right, though.
00:42:00.000 This is the path out of barbarism. 0.99
00:42:03.000 This is the path out of murdering people with swords. 1.00
00:42:05.000 This is the path out of killing babies with arrows. 1.00
00:42:08.000 That was the path. 0.97
00:42:10.000 They realized, look, we used to be savage because we had to be savage. 1.00
00:42:13.000 We were getting eaten by jaguars and shit. 0.97
00:42:17.000 There's this guy, his name is Rupert Sheldrake, and he has this idea about children's memories, and it's a fascinating idea. 0.99
00:42:23.000 He said, there's a reason why kids are afraid of monsters.
00:42:27.000 He goes, they're not afraid of car accidents or child molesters or bullets. 0.99
00:42:30.000 How the fuck do they know to be afraid of monsters? 1.00
00:42:33.000 They know from the jump how to be afraid of some shit that's not likely going to affect them. 1.00
00:42:38.000 And his idea was that there's some sort of memory that goes back to the time when we were primates living in the trees and we're worried about cats because they always came in the dark. 0.99
00:42:49.000 Yeah.
00:42:49.000 And you're always worried about a monster in the dark.
00:42:51.000 Right.
00:42:52.000 So these memories are like they're a part of us.
00:42:54.000 Yeah.
00:42:55.000 So something forced early humans to say, we gotta figure out a way to work together and we need some rules.
00:43:04.000 And if we do that, we gravitate towards the divine. 0.72
00:43:09.000 If we can abandon all of our bullshit and if we could talk to each other, it would help. 0.99
00:43:15.000 And that's where the Tower of Babel shit comes in. 1.00
00:43:17.000 That's where the Russian shit with the United States comes in. 1.00
00:43:19.000 If we could all talk to each other and go, hey man, why are you mad? 1.00
00:43:22.000 We thought you were mad!
00:43:25.000 We're not mad at all!
00:43:28.000 Give me a hug! 0.98
00:43:29.000 I thought you were going to kill my kids! 0.98
00:43:30.000 I just got this million dollars, bro. 0.96
00:43:32.000 You should have said something.
00:43:33.000 I'm terrified.
00:43:35.000 I got this military behind me.
00:43:36.000 Oh my god, we spent so much money on missiles.
00:43:38.000 We're going to save that money.
00:43:40.000 We're going to just food.
00:43:41.000 We're going to fed each other.
00:43:43.000 If the United States and Russia just had that kind of conversation, like even if you're Putin and even if you're what Trump wanted to be, even if you're like the ultimate ruler of what land you live on and everyone loves you, even then, there's enough for everybody. 0.98
00:43:58.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 0.95
00:43:59.000 There is no reason why Russia and the United States should even think about fighting each other. 1.00
00:44:04.000 It's so dumb. 1.00
00:44:05.000 Bro, humanity's only here for another 4 billion years, maybe 2,000 years, maybe, shit. 1.00
00:44:09.000 If we're lucky, but it's not. 0.98
00:44:10.000 It's not us.
00:44:12.000 It's a couple people that are living this old way and they're running a whole country. 0.98
00:44:17.000 A couple people.
00:44:19.000 Yep.
00:44:19.000 That's real.
00:44:20.000 That's influence.
00:44:21.000 That's what's up.
00:44:22.000 And they all want it.
00:44:23.000 I feel like we all got missiles aimed at each other just like waiting.
00:44:27.000 Yeah.
00:44:28.000 Well, we do. 0.99
00:44:28.000 That's a scary fucking deal. 0.99
00:44:29.000 I mean, you've been in the streets so it's like, you know, that's how it is. 0.99
00:44:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:33.000 See?
00:44:33.000 The difference is this could wipe out all of humanity.
00:44:36.000 And we've come close at least twice.
00:44:38.000 Right.
00:44:39.000 At least twice.
00:44:39.000 Yep.
00:44:40.000 What's the point?
00:44:41.000 Why didn't they ever ask themselves, like, what was the point?
00:44:43.000 That's the thing.
00:44:44.000 China has enough.
00:44:46.000 The United States has enough.
00:44:47.000 Russia has enough. 0.64
00:44:49.000 It's just, we gotta work it out better.
00:44:51.000 Thank you.
00:44:51.000 That's all it is.
00:44:52.000 It's not like one country's, like, made out of gold.
00:44:54.000 Right. 1.00
00:44:55.000 And all the other countries are like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:44:56.000 We don't have any gold! 1.00
00:44:58.000 Right.
00:44:58.000 We got hay!
00:44:59.000 We're growing hay over here! 1.00
00:45:01.000 You motherfuckers got gold? 1.00
00:45:02.000 Just give me a little gold. 1.00
00:45:03.000 I want, like, a basketball of gold.
00:45:05.000 A basketball-sized piece of gold would literally last you for the rest of your life. 1.00
00:45:09.000 You could be a baller until your fucking heart stops. 1.00
00:45:12.000 How much is a... 1.00
00:45:14.000 A basketball-sized chunk of gold.
00:45:16.000 Yeah.
00:45:17.000 I mean, honestly, yeah, because everything's going cryptocurrency anyway, if you just have this actual physical piece of value, yeah, you're the guy.
00:45:23.000 That would be so wealthy, though.
00:45:25.000 How expensive would a basketball made out of solid gold?
00:45:28.000 Gold is what, like 1,800 ounce?
00:45:30.000 Converse it to kilos.
00:45:31.000 If you had to guess, how much for a kilo of gold?
00:45:34.000 How much do you think it would weigh?
00:45:36.000 Like a basketball-sized chunk of gold.
00:45:38.000 I mean, that's weight, bro.
00:45:40.000 So much weight.
00:45:41.000 I would say about like 15, 20 pounds.
00:45:43.000 A medicine ball, you think? 0.99
00:45:45.000 I don't have any gold watches, but if you ever pick up a gold watch, they're heavy as fuck. 1.00
00:45:49.000 You do. 1.00
00:45:49.000 Yeah, it's shit heavy. 1.00
00:45:50.000 It's heavy as fuck, right? 1.00
00:45:52.000 Yeah, it's heavy. 0.99
00:45:52.000 Can I feel that? 0.99
00:45:53.000 Yeah.
00:45:54.000 That's unusual.
00:45:55.000 This weight is unusual.
00:45:57.000 It's unusual.
00:45:59.000 See, look, my watch is the opposite of yours.
00:46:02.000 Mine's made out of titanium.
00:46:03.000 Feel that.
00:46:04.000 It feels like nothing.
00:46:04.000 By the way, that was Martin Luther King's dream in action right there.
00:46:08.000 This is so heavy.
00:46:09.000 He wanted a black man to give his solid gold watch to a white man in Texas.
00:46:13.000 It's so heavy.
00:46:14.000 And nobody fought.
00:46:15.000 This is the Omega. 0.99
00:46:16.000 Oh shit, they trading watches? 1.00
00:46:17.000 It's a rapper watch. 1.00
00:46:18.000 This is so light.
00:46:19.000 This thing's made out of titanium.
00:46:21.000 That's amazing.
00:46:21.000 I need to give me one of them Omegas.
00:46:22.000 I love it.
00:46:23.000 I love it.
00:46:24.000 See?
00:46:24.000 There we go.
00:46:25.000 It's converted to something called a troy ounce, which is not quite the same as a pound.
00:46:30.000 Hey, bro, I got news for you.
00:46:31.000 That's way more than 15 pounds.
00:46:34.000 Yep.
00:46:34.000 Basketball gold, that might be like 80 pounds.
00:46:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:39.000 Think of a medicine ball. 0.58
00:46:40.000 What a basketball-sized object made out of gold weigh.
00:46:44.000 Let's try it.
00:46:45.000 Sounds like a workout.
00:46:46.000 I feel like 2 million.
00:46:48.000 2.1 for 100 pounds worth of gold.
00:46:50.000 100 pounds of gold worth of gold?
00:46:51.000 It might even be more than 100 pounds.
00:46:53.000 How dense is it?
00:46:54.000 100 troy pounds.
00:46:56.000 Have you seen that ball that can fall through the earth?
00:46:58.000 That's like this little dense thing.
00:46:59.000 It's like, I don't know.
00:47:00.000 How do you even do that?
00:47:01.000 Fall through the earth?
00:47:03.000 It can.
00:47:04.000 It's a ball that can fall through the earth.
00:47:06.000 Neutron star or something.
00:47:07.000 I don't know.
00:47:07.000 Oh, wow.
00:47:08.000 What country invented that?
00:47:10.000 Well, the problem with that was that was a part of the fear of people that didn't understand what they were doing with the Large Hadron Collider.
00:47:16.000 Like, people got scared, and they thought that they were going to create black holes.
00:47:20.000 See, they had never done it before.
00:47:22.000 They were trying to do a...
00:47:23.000 You know what the Large Hadron Collider is?
00:47:25.000 I heard about the black hole creator, yeah.
00:47:27.000 It's a crazy thing that it goes through more than one country, and it's miles long, and it's a particle accelerator that gets shit just under the speed of light, and they can figure out what happened at the earliest moments of the universe through this.
00:47:42.000 So through these experiments, they've figured out a bunch of things, like the Higgs boson particle is the thing they were looking for.
00:47:49.000 It's like this theoretical particle that's like the god particle.
00:47:52.000 They were trying to figure out what made this thing.
00:47:56.000 They had theorized this thing existed, and then they couldn't figure it out until they used this Large Hadron Collider, and they actually measured it.
00:48:04.000 So they know that this thing is possible.
00:48:06.000 So it's just, it's thoroughly long, I guess at a microscopic level. 0.92
00:48:10.000 But there was also some shit called quark gluon plasma that they discovered. 0.98
00:48:17.000 It's the heaviest shit they've ever measured ever. 0.99
00:48:21.000 Like, it's a preposterously heavy element. 1.00
00:48:24.000 And they can only make it exist for fractions of a second.
00:48:28.000 But it exists.
00:48:29.000 But it exists, and they measured it.
00:48:31.000 So it was one of the things they were really trying to find out if it was real.
00:48:34.000 Like, there's some dudes that are so far ahead of you and I. They're so much smarter than us!
00:48:40.000 They're figuring out a way to recreate the Big Bang in the tiniest little segment, like a cell of the Big Bang.
00:48:47.000 Like if the Big Bang was an elephant, they can get one cell of that Big Bang and recreate it.
00:48:51.000 This is why I say I still think, yeah, because you're right, there's only a handful of dudes who are on that God level, right?
00:48:56.000 Where I'm like, we're just too primitive to not believe in God.
00:48:59.000 I don't think there's a handful.
00:49:00.000 I think there's essentially the same number as...
00:49:03.000 This is my theory on things.
00:49:04.000 There's the same number of people that are really truly elite at everything.
00:49:09.000 Right.
00:49:10.000 At everything.
00:49:10.000 At everything.
00:49:11.000 Whether it's hip-hop, whether it's comedy, whether it's physics, there's a certain level of people that are willing to put in the...
00:49:19.000 Champions in martial arts, champions in boxing.
00:49:22.000 There's a certain level of people.
00:49:24.000 And I think it's a state of humanity.
00:49:27.000 I think it's a state that we can achieve.
00:49:28.000 So when you watch a guy like Michael Jordan in his prime, I remember when I was a kid, I was never a basketball fan, but I grew up in Boston, and everybody would talk about Larry Bird, Larry Bird, Larry Bird.
00:49:40.000 And then I remember Larry Bird saying, playing basketball against Michael Jordan is like God disguised as Michael Jordan.
00:49:46.000 Right.
00:49:47.000 Right. 1.00
00:49:47.000 And I was like, holy shit. 1.00
00:49:49.000 If you watch him, you watch him play, if you watch the highlights, that's what you feel. 0.99
00:49:54.000 You feel unquestionable, undeniable greatness at a spectacular level.
00:50:00.000 And I think that exists in chess.
00:50:02.000 I think that exists in Jimi Hendrix.
00:50:04.000 I think that exists in comedy with Richard Pryor.
00:50:07.000 I think there's levels that there's the tip of the mountain that a few people get to. 0.99
00:50:12.000 And they just blast out some shit that changes everything. 0.99
00:50:15.000 And that's their quest. 1.00
00:50:17.000 That's like what's calling them.
00:50:18.000 It's calling them to reach levels of unachieved proficiency. 0.97
00:50:23.000 It's like the nigga that made crack. 1.00
00:50:25.000 That's why we can't really have... 0.91
00:50:27.000 Yeah, that's why we really can't have goats. 0.99
00:50:31.000 Who the fuck made crack, by the way? 0.99
00:50:32.000 FBI Asian made crack. 1.00
00:50:34.000 Well, they had freebase before crack.
00:50:37.000 Right, right.
00:50:37.000 We did have freebase.
00:50:38.000 So somebody just figured out how to mass market.
00:50:39.000 That's how Richard Pryor burnt up.
00:50:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:50:42.000 Fuck with that freebase. 1.00
00:50:43.000 Yeah, he was freebasing. 1.00
00:50:45.000 Think about all that, man.
00:50:47.000 That's why you can't really have goats.
00:50:49.000 Mike Tyson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Jack Johnson.
00:50:51.000 Mike Tyson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Larry Holmes.
00:50:54.000 He wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Ali. 0.92
00:50:56.000 All those people, not he wouldn't exist, but he wouldn't have been the same version of Mike Tyson that we experienced.
00:51:01.000 He wouldn't have had the tape to study to get to where he would be.
00:51:04.000 Exactly, 100%.
00:51:05.000 He's the best example of that because he was the best student.
00:51:08.000 True.
00:51:08.000 Because he constantly, like his, Jacobs, what was his manager's name?
00:51:14.000 Some, I forget, Jacobs.
00:51:17.000 Mike Tyson's early manager, he died as well, but he was a historian of boxing, and he had all these 16mm recordings of Harry Greb, old Jack Johnson, old fights from back in the day.
00:51:33.000 You get to watch Jim Jeffries.
00:51:35.000 You get to watch these dudes that exist.
00:51:37.000 Jimmy Jacobs, that's the man.
00:51:40.000 Yeah.
00:51:40.000 Mm-hmm.
00:51:41.000 Black dude. 0.93
00:51:42.000 Jimmy.
00:51:42.000 No, I think he's a white guy.
00:51:44.000 White guy.
00:51:44.000 Just had a wide nose.
00:51:46.000 But he was a crazy boxing historian. 0.83
00:51:51.000 I think he was actually a Jewish guy. 0.53
00:51:53.000 Really?
00:51:53.000 If I believe so.
00:51:54.000 He was a big time handball player.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:57.000 Yeah, he died, I think.
00:51:58.000 Oh, man.
00:51:59.000 Him and Shelly Finkel were handling Mike Tyson's career, and Customato was the trainer early on in his career.
00:52:06.000 Shelly Finkel is also this legendary dude in the boxing world.
00:52:11.000 I remember I read Mike Tyson's book, and he said some shit like one day he was gone, and Robin Givens and her mom went to his accountant and tried to withdraw $10 million from his bank account. 0.97
00:52:24.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:52:25.000 10 million?
00:52:27.000 Yeah.
00:52:27.000 What?
00:52:28.000 And they like, why you won't give us the 10 million?
00:52:30.000 Oh my god.
00:52:31.000 I'm like, yo.
00:52:33.000 Oh my god.
00:52:34.000 I'm like, yo, bro.
00:52:35.000 Robin Givens was something else.
00:52:38.000 Something else, man.
00:52:39.000 Imagine.
00:52:39.000 Do you know the Brad Pitt story?
00:52:41.000 Nah.
00:52:41.000 Oh, you don't know?
00:52:42.000 Nah.
00:52:43.000 Oh, this is a great story.
00:52:45.000 Brad Pitt.
00:52:46.000 Brad Pitt started hooking up with Robin Givens after Mike Tyson.
00:52:51.000 So one day Mike Tyson shows up and Brad Pitt's there.
00:52:58.000 There's apparently some intense moment.
00:53:00.000 See if you can find that.
00:53:01.000 Could you imagine being Brad Pitt?
00:53:05.000 Maybe I'm wrong.
00:53:06.000 I might have the timeline wrong.
00:53:07.000 Maybe Brad Pitt was before.
00:53:09.000 I might be wrong.
00:53:11.000 I might be wrong.
00:53:12.000 There we go.
00:53:12.000 Just try to find the timeline.
00:53:16.000 Brad Pitt stole my wife. 1.00
00:53:18.000 I think Brad Pitt was fucking that bitch when she was on 21 Jump Street. 1.00
00:53:23.000 Can you imagine Brad Pitt and you are banging Mike Tyson's wife? 1.00
00:53:27.000 Like, oh my god. 1.00
00:53:29.000 I mean the balls. 1.00
00:53:30.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:53:31.000 The balls it takes from that guy. 1.00
00:53:32.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:53:32.000 Or ex-wife. 1.00
00:53:33.000 He could have been Ron Goldman.
00:53:34.000 Yes. 1.00
00:53:35.000 When it comes to fucking bitches, Brad Pitt is one of my idols. 1.00
00:53:40.000 Is he? 1.00
00:53:41.000 That's your guy?
00:53:43.000 He's about as handsome as you're allowed to get.
00:53:47.000 You know why, too?
00:53:48.000 Because he's kind of rugged.
00:53:50.000 He's not just handsome.
00:53:52.000 That's why McConaughey works so well, too.
00:53:54.000 Yeah, it looked like he could survive on a ranch.
00:53:57.000 Right.
00:53:58.000 And Matthew McConaughey is like 60-something years old, man. 1.00
00:54:02.000 He look good for his fucking age. 0.99
00:54:04.000 He's a nice guy, man. 1.00
00:54:05.000 60? 0.65
00:54:06.000 He damn near early 60s, man. 0.91
00:54:08.000 50-something. 1.00
00:54:09.000 He old as fuck. 1.00
00:54:10.000 McConaughey don't crack shit. 1.00
00:54:11.000 He old as fuck. 1.00
00:54:12.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:54:12.000 I'm like, goddamn, McConaughey. 1.00
00:54:14.000 He's another one. 0.99
00:54:14.000 I did a podcast with him. 0.99
00:54:16.000 Oh, he's down here.
00:54:17.000 We FaceTimed before we did the podcast.
00:54:19.000 And we FaceTimed.
00:54:20.000 I panicked.
00:54:22.000 I was like, I can't even believe I'm talking to Matthew McConaughey.
00:54:25.000 The scope of this is hilarious.
00:54:27.000 I really did.
00:54:28.000 From Willie Dean of the Ghetto Boys to Matthew McConaughey.
00:54:30.000 Hey, man!
00:54:30.000 I remember.
00:54:32.000 I'm a fan. 1.00
00:54:33.000 I'm a fan of a lot of fucking people. 1.00
00:54:35.000 That's one of those dudes that almost killed himself for a movie. 1.00
00:54:38.000 Dallas Buyers Club?
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 Yeah, he really got AIDS. I heard about that.
00:54:42.000 No, he didn't.
00:54:45.000 He really met it, man. 1.00
00:54:49.000 50 Cent did that shit and it was trash, though. 1.00
00:54:51.000 Ah! 1.00
00:54:52.000 You remember 50 Cent got skinny for that movie?
00:54:53.000 He got skinny for a movie and it wasn't good.
00:54:55.000 What was that? 1.00
00:54:56.000 He fucked up. 1.00
00:54:57.000 You know who else fucked up too? 1.00
00:54:59.000 The other dudes. 0.99
00:55:00.000 Batman.
00:55:01.000 Christian Bale. 1.00
00:55:02.000 Christian Bale fucked up because he did it for a terrible movie. 1.00
00:55:04.000 The Machinist. 0.99
00:55:06.000 You see that movie?
00:55:07.000 He got the most death-like.
00:55:09.000 He did.
00:55:10.000 Look at 50 Cent. 1.00
00:55:10.000 Yeah, 50 was fucked up. 1.00
00:55:11.000 We could have sent 50 money, shit. 1.00
00:55:13.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:55:15.000 50 bounced back with power though.
00:55:16.000 Oh yeah, he bounced back.
00:55:18.000 So did Christian Bale.
00:55:19.000 Christian Bale did that Batman movie just six months.
00:55:23.000 Look how skinny he got.
00:55:24.000 But still, it looks kind of jacked.
00:55:26.000 It looks like Jamar.
00:55:27.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:55:29.000 He's skinny as fuck for this shit. 1.00
00:55:31.000 But still kind of ripped. 1.00
00:55:32.000 He's got chest muscles.
00:55:33.000 Yeah, he's still Hollywood ripped.
00:55:35.000 Even there, he looks like a runner. 1.00
00:55:38.000 His face looks like shit, but his body looks like he's a runner. 0.99
00:55:42.000 He didn't get as bad as Christian Bale. 1.00
00:55:43.000 He looked like a Nigerian Olympic runner.
00:55:46.000 Yes, like the dude who's going to break the new world record in the marathon.
00:55:49.000 Yeah, but we didn't watch that movie.
00:55:51.000 Yeah, look how he's thin.
00:55:52.000 He looks like starving Marvin from South Park. 1.00
00:55:55.000 That shit's fucked. 1.00
00:55:55.000 His face is very thin, but he still has muscles. 1.00
00:56:00.000 Yeah, it's all definition.
00:56:01.000 Now go to Christian Bale in The Machinist.
00:56:03.000 Totally different animal. 0.52
00:56:04.000 When Christian Bale was in The Machinist, he looked like a dead man.
00:56:07.000 Like you could see, there was no chest muscles. 0.55
00:56:10.000 He was all ribcage.
00:56:11.000 It was freaky.
00:56:13.000 Look at that.
00:56:18.000 That's real.
00:56:19.000 That's really him.
00:56:21.000 How did you do that?
00:56:22.000 He starved himself.
00:56:24.000 He starved himself over months and months. 1.00
00:56:26.000 And that movie was trash. 0.99
00:56:28.000 He was eating like a can of tuna and an apple. 0.98
00:56:33.000 And you see he did that and then got fat for the, what's that, Vice?
00:56:37.000 Right, right, right.
00:56:38.000 Oh my God, that's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
00:56:40.000 I love Vice. 0.99
00:56:42.000 He's a bad motherfucker, that Christian Bale. 1.00
00:56:44.000 He got fat for a movie. 1.00
00:56:45.000 Big fan.
00:56:45.000 He got fat for a couple movies.
00:56:48.000 You ever see Harsh Times?
00:56:49.000 Yeah.
00:56:50.000 When he plays like a white cholo. 0.99
00:56:51.000 Yeah, he's like a white cholo and he comes back trying to get a job. 1.00
00:56:55.000 That shit was so hard. 1.00
00:56:55.000 That shit was so L.A. You know what was trash? 1.00
00:56:58.000 What? 1.00
00:56:58.000 The fucking movie that they tried to kind of make like that with Shia LaBeouf recently just came out. 1.00
00:57:03.000 I do remember that. 1.00
00:57:04.000 Trash. 0.79
00:57:05.000 Did not like it. 0.99
00:57:05.000 It wasn't like Harsh Time. 0.99
00:57:06.000 Well, he tried to be like a little cholo. 1.00
00:57:09.000 I think he actually was Mexican in that shit, man. 1.00
00:57:11.000 Oh, Shia LaBeouf tattooed his chest for real for that movie. 1.00
00:57:14.000 Yeah.
00:57:15.000 And he had cauliflower ear.
00:57:17.000 How did he get that?
00:57:18.000 He probably just had somebody break his ear.
00:57:20.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:57:21.000 Damn. 1.00
00:57:21.000 See? 1.00
00:57:22.000 Look at his ear.
00:57:23.000 Yeah.
00:57:23.000 Oh, wow.
00:57:24.000 He really... 1.00
00:57:24.000 Damn. 1.00
00:57:25.000 Yeah, but listen to me. 1.00
00:57:27.000 I'm only going to say this once.
00:57:28.000 He's got the lokes on, too.
00:57:30.000 No.
00:57:30.000 This is what I'm going to say.
00:57:31.000 Right.
00:57:32.000 No.
00:57:32.000 He didn't convince me, buddy.
00:57:34.000 No.
00:57:34.000 You can't fake cauliflower ear.
00:57:36.000 Listen, man. 1.00
00:57:38.000 You can wear ear guards, you know, and you don't have to have that shit. 1.00
00:57:41.000 How did he do that? 1.00
00:57:44.000 He broke his ears. 1.00
00:57:45.000 He broke his fucking ears. 1.00
00:57:46.000 A lot of guys do it. 1.00
00:57:47.000 White belts do it. 0.96
00:57:48.000 How do you look like a cholo? 1.00
00:57:48.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:57:49.000 Listen to me, man.
00:57:49.000 How do you break your ears?
00:57:51.000 White belts will do this. 0.91
00:57:52.000 They'll do it to themselves. 1.00
00:57:54.000 And with crazy people that want to have cauliflower ear, they take their ear and they just fuck it up. 0.98
00:57:59.000 If you just fuck your ear up and you can bend it and a lot of guys rub things on it or beat it with things, if you do that, your ear starts to bleed. 0.97
00:58:07.000 And when your ear starts to bleed, your ear is very thin, right? 1.00
00:58:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:58:11.000 It's designed to take in sound.
00:58:13.000 Right.
00:58:14.000 It's designed to echo the sound around these little weird shapes.
00:58:17.000 Exactly.
00:58:17.000 Well, in between that tissue is just cartilage and skin and it bleeds.
00:58:22.000 And when it bleeds, it fills up those areas and it calcifies and becomes hard as fuck. 0.99
00:58:27.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:58:28.000 So it's not hard to do.
00:58:29.000 I could do it if I wanted to do it.
00:58:31.000 I just used to wear ear guards when I did jujitsu.
00:58:34.000 Smart, yeah. 0.99
00:58:34.000 So if somebody wanted to just give themselves a fucking nasty ear, I have little tiny pieces of it and shit, but it's not hard to do. 0.99
00:58:41.000 From jujitsu and shit like that? 0.99
00:58:42.000 Because I see all the fighters we have. 0.98
00:58:44.000 I'm glad you kept your ears though.
00:58:45.000 I wore ear guards all the time.
00:58:48.000 You gotta hear. 1.00
00:58:49.000 This is fucking stupid. 1.00
00:58:51.000 This is stupid. 1.00
00:58:52.000 And if you do get it, drain it, man. 1.00
00:58:54.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:58:55.000 Why don't they fix that shit? 1.00
00:58:57.000 Because they want to look like a badass. 0.99
00:58:58.000 But the thing about Shia LaBeouf, doing that for a movie shows his dedication. 0.99
00:59:02.000 The guy got his chest tattooed for a fucking movie, fully. 0.99
00:59:05.000 Was it real? 1.00
00:59:06.000 Was the ear real?
00:59:06.000 The tattoo may be real.
00:59:08.000 The ear is makeup.
00:59:10.000 Oh, the ear is makeup.
00:59:11.000 Good job.
00:59:12.000 That was a good makeup job.
00:59:13.000 But I do know guys that were white belts. 1.00
00:59:15.000 Who did that shit to their own ears. 1.00
00:59:17.000 Just look at bad asses. 1.00
00:59:18.000 And you could see them like, what are you doing to your ear, man? 0.99
00:59:20.000 They wanted it.
00:59:22.000 Like, people have talked about doing it.
00:59:23.000 Like, this is how I got my cauliflower ear. 0.99
00:59:26.000 No, you're supposed to get that shit like Waleed Ishmael. 1.00
00:59:29.000 You're supposed to earn that shit. 1.00
00:59:31.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:59:31.000 Yeah, like Hoise Gracie and Hicks and Grace. 1.00
00:59:33.000 You gotta earn that shit. 1.00
00:59:34.000 Ugh. 1.00
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:35.000 I've seen that one.
00:59:36.000 Who was fighting? 0.99
00:59:37.000 I think it was fucking... 0.99
00:59:38.000 What's the dude that died, man? 0.99
00:59:42.000 They used to fight in the backyard all the time.
00:59:44.000 Kimbo.
00:59:44.000 He hit the dude with the cauliflower ear and it exploded in the ring.
00:59:48.000 You seen that shit before? 1.00
00:59:49.000 That was nasty. 1.00
00:59:49.000 That was nasty. 1.00
00:59:50.000 He hit the dude with the cauliflower ear. 0.98
00:59:51.000 I think that was in Elite XC, if I remember right.
00:59:53.000 It wasn't UFC. But he hit the dude and that shit exploded. 1.00
00:59:57.000 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:59:59.000 That was a hell of a time. 1.00
01:00:00.000 I paid for that shit. 1.00
01:00:02.000 He's the first viral MMA star. 1.00
01:00:05.000 Yeah, because that was after, like, Bum Fights. 0.92
01:00:08.000 Remember those?
01:00:08.000 Remember when the Bum Fights were going down?
01:00:10.000 Bum Fights.
01:00:11.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:00:11.000 And then Bum Fights was, like, Volume 3 or whatever the fuck it was. 0.96
01:00:13.000 And then Kimbo Slice came on the scene. 0.89
01:00:15.000 You're like, yo. 1.00
01:00:16.000 And that shit went viral, viral, viral. 1.00
01:00:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:00:18.000 That was after you and the Mencia thing, actually.
01:00:19.000 Look at that.
01:00:20.000 Look at that. 0.96
01:00:21.000 That's James Thompson, who's a beast.
01:00:23.000 That's James Thompson from the UK. Eating that dude's hand while he's exploding that guy's ear. 0.95
01:00:28.000 Plus, Kimbo's hairstyle was amazing. 0.57
01:00:30.000 Oh, my God.
01:00:31.000 The bald, oh, amazing.
01:00:33.000 I loved it.
01:00:33.000 I loved it.
01:00:35.000 Sumo Slice.
01:00:36.000 Yeah, rest in peace, Kimbo Slice. 0.97
01:00:37.000 Rest in peace.
01:00:38.000 Rest in peace.
01:00:39.000 And listen, man, that guy had tremendous courage because he entered the Ultimate Fighter when he was already like a superstar online.
01:00:46.000 Right.
01:00:47.000 You know?
01:00:48.000 Did you ever see that fight with him and Sean Gannon?
01:00:51.000 No.
01:00:51.000 Oh, dude.
01:00:53.000 Listen to me.
01:00:54.000 One of the greatest fights in the history of all fights that people have fought.
01:00:59.000 Really?
01:00:59.000 This is how crazy it is.
01:01:01.000 You're saying that?
01:01:01.000 This is why.
01:01:02.000 This is why.
01:01:02.000 Because Kimbo Slice was an internet legend and he was fighting these guys bare knuckle.
01:01:08.000 Sean Gannon is a cop in Boston who's also an MMA fighter. 0.99
01:01:13.000 So they go into this fucking gym. 1.00
01:01:15.000 I mean, this gym is all kinds of fucked up. 1.00
01:01:17.000 This is in Massachusetts. 0.99
01:01:18.000 A bunch of people stand around betting on it.
01:01:21.000 And Kimbo Slice and Sean Gannon go to war.
01:01:25.000 But, see, Sean Gannon, like, you literally can't beat this guy enough.
01:01:30.000 He won't quit, especially at this time.
01:01:32.000 So Kimbo's punched his face up, but Sean's been in a bunch of mixed martial arts fights.
01:01:37.000 He just keeps going.
01:01:38.000 He knows, and by the way, this is only...
01:01:41.000 Boxing, right?
01:01:43.000 They're not allowed to kick.
01:01:44.000 They're not allowed to do anything else. 0.97
01:01:45.000 And Sean could kick him and strangle him if he wanted to.
01:01:47.000 And they got into a situation where there was a clinch. 0.99
01:01:50.000 And when Sean got him in a clinch, they said, no, no, no, no fucking choking. 0.99
01:01:54.000 No fucking choking. 0.99
01:01:55.000 And they all run back onto the set, like onto the gym area. 1.00
01:02:00.000 It was madness, dude. 1.00
01:02:02.000 It's fucking madness. 0.99
01:02:03.000 So Kimbo got tired because Sean Gannon's not going anywhere. 0.99
01:02:06.000 So here Sean Gannon hits him with a knee and everybody freaks out. 1.00
01:02:08.000 No, no fucking knees! 1.00
01:02:10.000 No fucking knees! 1.00
01:02:11.000 See this? 1.00
01:02:12.000 They're like, no, no, no.
01:02:13.000 Only hands.
01:02:14.000 Only hands.
01:02:14.000 And so he said, no, no, no.
01:02:16.000 You just said only stand up.
01:02:18.000 Well, stand up means knees.
01:02:19.000 And they didn't agree.
01:02:21.000 So...
01:02:22.000 They figured it out, they went back to fighting, and eventually Kimbo was just collapsing.
01:02:25.000 And Shawn beats him up and Kimbo falls to the floor. 1.00
01:02:28.000 This is wild shit. 0.93
01:02:30.000 The reason why I'm saying this is not because it's the greatest technical fight or the two best fighters ever. 0.99
01:02:36.000 It was one of the greatest fights because it was one of the first times that people got together on the internet and made something crazy happen.
01:02:43.000 Like all those dudes standing around were there live.
01:02:46.000 There's maybe 20 people there.
01:02:48.000 This is like a cockfight.
01:02:49.000 But it's not, because it's really like they made rules.
01:02:52.000 Like, you could go to the ground and, like, I forget what the count was, but it wasn't ten. 0.95
01:02:56.000 It was really fucking long.
01:02:58.000 So if, like, Kimbo went down at one point in time and they gave him a count... 1.00
01:03:02.000 This is wild shit, man. 0.99
01:03:05.000 Look how close everybody is. 1.00
01:03:06.000 While these guys are literally fighting for their lives.
01:03:08.000 They go to the ground and Gannon gets on top of Kimbo and he's beating him down and eventually they stop him and literally Kimbo's almost dead.
01:03:15.000 And Gannon's almost dead.
01:03:17.000 And Gannon's head at the end of this looks like a roast.
01:03:22.000 Like a rib roast.
01:03:23.000 A giant rib roast.
01:03:24.000 Look at his face.
01:03:25.000 It's crazy.
01:03:27.000 Look at that giant hematoma over his eyebrow.
01:03:30.000 Dude, he's like the elephant man.
01:03:31.000 Look at him. 1.00
01:03:32.000 Damn. 1.00
01:03:32.000 Crazy. 1.00
01:03:33.000 Oh my god.
01:03:34.000 Look at that.
01:03:35.000 Insane.
01:03:35.000 He took it.
01:03:36.000 He took it, though.
01:03:37.000 And they filmed it.
01:03:38.000 And they did this at a gym.
01:03:39.000 And they gambled.
01:03:41.000 This is how they did this.
01:03:42.000 I don't remember what the stakes were, but one guy was this dude who was a porn producer in Miami.
01:03:49.000 And he was bankrolling Kimbo and bringing Kimbo everywhere. 0.95
01:03:52.000 And then there was some...
01:03:54.000 You know, some sketchy characters in Massachusetts that got behind this.
01:03:59.000 And if I remember, I think Sean Gannon might have lost his job as a cop because of this.
01:04:03.000 See if that's true.
01:04:05.000 He eventually fought in the UFC. That's dope.
01:04:07.000 Okay, good.
01:04:07.000 The dude was legit.
01:04:08.000 But dude, they fought to death's door.
01:04:11.000 They fought to death's door.
01:04:13.000 They did, dog.
01:04:14.000 They did.
01:04:15.000 To death's door.
01:04:16.000 I remember in high school, so you know Coach T, right?
01:04:19.000 Yeah!
01:04:19.000 I probably told you the story last time, actually.
01:04:22.000 He always told me, he's just like, because people always wanted to fight him, because he was the big, you know, he's the big guy, you know?
01:04:25.000 Right. 0.99
01:04:26.000 But he would never fight anybody, but everybody was always trying to fuck with him. 0.98
01:04:29.000 And then he was like, there's only one guy who won't fight, and this is a kid named Jason Brady. 0.98
01:04:32.000 He said, I'll never fight.
01:04:33.000 I'm like, why? 1.00
01:04:34.000 He's like, you could beat anybody's ass. 0.99
01:04:35.000 Like, I've seen you literally knock dudes out and then be like, I told you this was going to happen, and knock them out again, you know what I mean? 0.99
01:04:41.000 He was those kind of guys.
01:04:42.000 He was Kimbo Slice.
01:04:43.000 And then Coach, he said, I will never fight this cat, Jason Brady, because Jason won't stop.
01:04:48.000 Those guys are scary.
01:04:49.000 That's what he said. 0.82
01:04:50.000 He's just like, you don't want to fight a nigga that's going to keep fighting you. 1.00
01:04:53.000 He's like, because I can knock you out, you're going to wake up and want to keep fighting me every day. 0.93
01:04:56.000 And I don't have time to fight you every day.
01:04:58.000 I had to go to school. 0.74
01:04:59.000 I had a nigga that we got in a fight when I was 17. And every time that we saw each other until we was about 28, we had a fight.
01:05:08.000 What?
01:05:09.000 Just hands or no weapons, really?
01:05:12.000 It had to be at least like 15 fights. 0.99
01:05:14.000 So it was just like, until we got to the point, we saw each other in the mall with our kids, and we was just like, hey man, can we drop this shit? 0.99
01:05:23.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:05:25.000 I'm like, can we stop this shit, man? 1.00
01:05:26.000 Because I'm going to fuck you up again, man. 1.00
01:05:28.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:05:29.000 So, he probably beat my ass probably like three times out of the 15. You know what I'm saying? 0.99
01:05:33.000 Because he caught me off guard.
01:05:34.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:05:36.000 But for the most part, I was whooping his ass for years. 1.00
01:05:39.000 And we was just like, hey man, let's just stop this shit. 0.99
01:05:41.000 Seriously though, respect that you guys kept it to just fights. 0.98
01:05:44.000 Yeah, we definitely kept it to fights.
01:05:45.000 After all those years.
01:05:45.000 And didn't murder each other.
01:05:47.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:05:47.000 I'm like, that's actually crazy.
01:05:48.000 That's why I fuck with him. 1.00
01:05:49.000 He my number one enemy. 1.00
01:05:53.000 Shout out to you. 1.00
01:05:55.000 You puss ass nigga, I'll whoop your ass again. 1.00
01:05:58.000 Oh no. 1.00
01:06:00.000 I'm 12 and 3 against your punk ass. 1.00
01:06:02.000 As long as dudes can keep it to just fighting. 1.00
01:06:05.000 That motherfucker whooped my ass in front of my mama one day. 1.00
01:06:07.000 We sitting at the table. 1.00
01:06:08.000 What'd she say? 1.00
01:06:09.000 She said, damn, bitch-ass nigga, you got your ass whooped. 1.00
01:06:12.000 Did you? 1.00
01:06:13.000 Your mother said that's good for her. 1.00
01:06:14.000 She was like, damn, what the fuck wrong with you, nigga? 1.00
01:06:15.000 It's a powerful woman right there. 1.00
01:06:16.000 That nigga, we was at restaurant. 0.99
01:06:18.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:06:19.000 Yeah, she's like, why you let that nigga whoop you like that? 1.00
01:06:20.000 Mama Gibbs said that? 0.98
01:06:22.000 Wow. 1.00
01:06:23.000 My mama ain't no bitch-ass nigga, man. 1.00
01:06:25.000 That's what it sounds like. 0.99
01:06:27.000 She ain't helped me either. 0.99
01:06:28.000 She said, hey, bitch-ass, you better stand up. 1.00
01:06:30.000 And I said, damn. 1.00
01:06:31.000 All right. 1.00
01:06:32.000 I'm looking at you like, damn bitch! 1.00
01:06:34.000 You ain't gonna help me? 1.00
01:06:37.000 Let me get my ass whooped. 1.00
01:06:39.000 There's another man. 1.00
01:06:40.000 There ain't no man. 1.00
01:06:40.000 Motherfucker was 15 or some shit like that. 1.00
01:06:43.000 Little nigga, man. 1.00
01:06:43.000 We was a teenager. 1.00
01:06:44.000 We was like 17 or something like that. 0.99
01:06:46.000 He whooped my ass at the restaurant, at the table with my mama, sitting right there with me, and she ain't helped me. 0.99
01:06:51.000 You're hilarious, bro. 0.99
01:06:52.000 Now, you know that for most people listening to this, you're going to think that is crazy.
01:06:57.000 You know that.
01:06:58.000 And most people are going to think, like, my life is not that hard.
01:07:00.000 My life was never that hard.
01:07:02.000 She didn't even say, hey, stop hitting.
01:07:04.000 She said... 1.00
01:07:04.000 Whoop that nigga. 1.00
01:07:06.000 And I couldn't do it. 0.99
01:07:07.000 I couldn't handle him that day.
01:07:08.000 Think about that.
01:07:09.000 Now think about being Jack Johnson.
01:07:12.000 Right?
01:07:13.000 Think about the levels that that guy had to go through.
01:07:17.000 Yeah.
01:07:17.000 In the turn of the century, as the heavyweight champion of the world, the first black heavyweight champion, imagine.
01:07:24.000 Imagine what he had to go through.
01:07:26.000 All of our trials and tribulations.
01:07:29.000 Oh my god, I got cold here for a week. 0.99
01:07:31.000 All this shit that we have to deal with today. 0.99
01:07:33.000 I barely had any cell service. 1.00
01:07:35.000 All this shit that we have to deal with. 0.99
01:07:36.000 As horrible as it is for the people that we lose. 1.00
01:07:41.000 Overall, it's so easy in comparison to back then.
01:07:46.000 It's so easy.
01:07:47.000 Way easy.
01:07:48.000 They say that's why we have anxiety and depression is because we don't fight lions, tigers, and bears anymore. 0.99
01:07:53.000 We're not fighting all that crazy shit back in the day. 0.97
01:07:56.000 So now it's like we're fighting just ourselves a lot because we're the kings of the mountain. 0.99
01:07:59.000 We just have to work out.
01:08:01.000 That's all it is. 0.96
01:08:02.000 I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, from my own personal experience, the people that are filled and riddled with anxiety, the people that can't handle the existential angst of your fucking temporary existence on this weird planet flying through the galaxy. 0.96
01:08:18.000 Rock spinning. 0.98
01:08:19.000 You gotta work out.
01:08:20.000 It's a stress reliever, man.
01:08:22.000 Blow it out of your system.
01:08:23.000 Your body has requirements, man. 1.00
01:08:25.000 Your body has some fucking requirements. 0.99
01:08:26.000 And if you don't give your body those requirements, it starts to reject you. 1.00
01:08:30.000 It starts to get angry at you and it creates problems.
01:08:33.000 It's a relationship. 1.00
01:08:34.000 I stop fucking with bitches that don't work out. 1.00
01:08:36.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:08:36.000 You can condone that behavior. 1.00
01:08:38.000 Bitch, you don't do nothing with that shit. 1.00
01:08:40.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
01:08:41.000 Surgery is not the answer, bitch. 1.00
01:08:42.000 Oh, that's the wrong answer. 1.00
01:08:43.000 My baby mama just asked me to get some new surgery shit for her because she just had a bag. 1.00
01:08:47.000 I don't give a fuck, bitch. 1.00
01:08:48.000 I said, bitch, what the fuck I care about? 1.00
01:08:49.000 I don't give a fuck if your titties hit the floor. 1.00
01:08:52.000 I already got the pussy. 1.00
01:08:54.000 Wow. 1.00
01:08:55.000 That's your baby mama. 1.00
01:08:56.000 So?
01:08:59.000 Well, I can't condone that.
01:09:00.000 I know you can.
01:09:02.000 We can't condone that.
01:09:03.000 See, that's what I'm saying.
01:09:04.000 Black dudes, we got baby mamas. 1.00
01:09:06.000 You got a wife. 0.99
01:09:07.000 I'm gonna get a wife soon, though. 1.00
01:09:09.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:09:10.000 Kevin Federline, I think, kind of broke that mold, didn't he?
01:09:13.000 Kevin Federline is the quintessential white baby daddy. 0.97
01:09:17.000 He is the nigga that we strive to be. 1.00
01:09:19.000 Him and Tom Arnold when he married Roseanne. 1.00
01:09:22.000 Those are the goats.
01:09:23.000 But he got paid.
01:09:25.000 Oh, Tom Arnold got paid.
01:09:26.000 They both got paid. 1.00
01:09:27.000 Like a motherfucker. 1.00
01:09:28.000 Those are our goats, right? 1.00
01:09:30.000 Those are our goats.
01:09:30.000 That's our Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson.
01:09:32.000 Yeah.
01:09:33.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:09:34.000 I mean, in terms of men making money off of a divorce?
01:09:37.000 Kevin Federline is sitting in LA chilling.
01:09:39.000 He's got a Ferrari.
01:09:40.000 Right.
01:09:41.000 He's still?
01:09:41.000 I don't know.
01:09:42.000 He's still making money.
01:09:44.000 He make like 80 grand a month?
01:09:46.000 Good for him.
01:09:47.000 That's nice.
01:09:48.000 For child support?
01:09:49.000 Yeah, child support. 1.00
01:09:50.000 Oh, my fucking God. 1.00
01:09:51.000 She recently won her own ability to make her own decisions. 1.00
01:09:56.000 Oh, did she?
01:09:56.000 Yeah, which is crazy.
01:09:58.000 Damn! 0.99
01:09:58.000 Hold on, won her ability? 0.99
01:10:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:01.000 She had to go to court.
01:10:02.000 Her dad had conservorship.
01:10:04.000 I think that's what it's called.
01:10:05.000 Yeah.
01:10:05.000 It's in the duck, right?
01:10:06.000 But, bro, it's super unusual for a grown-up.
01:10:09.000 She's a real grown-up.
01:10:10.000 She's almost 40, yeah.
01:10:11.000 She's almost 40. She has children.
01:10:13.000 Yeah.
01:10:13.000 And her father was in control of things.
01:10:16.000 Like, that's how wild she is. 1.00
01:10:18.000 The judges up until now were like, listen, you're not ready.
01:10:20.000 Yeah.
01:10:21.000 13 years. 1.00
01:10:22.000 Damn. 1.00
01:10:23.000 That's almost like going for court to an appeal. 0.99
01:10:25.000 Like, hey, man, I just want to get out of jail.
01:10:26.000 I think I'm ready.
01:10:27.000 You're not ready to go back in society.
01:10:29.000 13 years, he had control of her.
01:10:31.000 The dad had control for 13 years?
01:10:32.000 From when she was 26 to now.
01:10:34.000 Oh, from 26?
01:10:35.000 Ain't that when she went? 0.99
01:10:37.000 Didn't she go crazy or some shit at 26, though? 0.99
01:10:40.000 You shaved your head, right? 1.00
01:10:41.000 Bro, who doesn't?
01:10:43.000 Thank you.
01:10:43.000 Who doesn't?
01:10:45.000 That's that quarter-life crisis. 1.00
01:10:46.000 So the father approved that federalized shit. 1.00
01:10:48.000 You need your ass whooped, motherfucker. 1.00
01:10:51.000 The father wanted someone with a vested interest in taking care of the children and the court decided that he would get a certain allotment every month to keep living that lifestyle. 1.00
01:11:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:11:02.000 Accustomed to. 1.00
01:11:04.000 California will fuck you on the marriage shit. 1.00
01:11:08.000 They don't even have to be married, bro. 1.00
01:11:10.000 You don't even have to be married.
01:11:11.000 You just live together for a certain amount of time. 1.00
01:11:13.000 That's why I would never live with a bitch. 1.00
01:11:16.000 No, but California is the spirit airline of the states. 1.00
01:11:19.000 Never.
01:11:20.000 They charge for everything.
01:11:21.000 Perfect relationship.
01:11:22.000 Everything works out well.
01:11:23.000 Never again.
01:11:23.000 We've got to have separate homes.
01:11:25.000 You say that, but you might meet the right woman.
01:11:28.000 I'm going to change your mind.
01:11:29.000 Thank you, Dad.
01:11:30.000 You never know.
01:11:31.000 Leave the door open, Freddy.
01:11:33.000 I meet the right woman every week, Joe.
01:11:34.000 Oh, no!
01:11:35.000 I'll be the right woman every week.
01:11:37.000 Every week.
01:11:38.000 You gotta let a ho be a ho, Joe. 1.00
01:11:40.000 I got the right woman outside right now. 1.00
01:11:43.000 If I don't do ho shit, you gotta let them do that ho shit. 1.00
01:11:45.000 Come on, ball-headed ho shit. 1.00
01:11:47.000 Ball-headed ho shit is what I do. 1.00
01:11:52.000 It is weird if someone decides that you guys have been living so long that you're married. 1.00
01:11:56.000 I decide you're married.
01:11:57.000 Brian, I don't like it.
01:11:58.000 You've been living with that girl for 10 years.
01:12:00.000 Make her an honest woman.
01:12:03.000 Marriage is such a...
01:12:03.000 Yeah, no, no communism over here.
01:12:04.000 You become common law married.
01:12:06.000 Is that still real?
01:12:07.000 That's seven years, right?
01:12:08.000 Seven years.
01:12:08.000 Is that still real?
01:12:09.000 Yeah, if you live together, it's common law. 0.93
01:12:11.000 I thought that was only like in Mississippi or some shit like that.
01:12:14.000 No, I think it's legit in California. 0.92
01:12:15.000 Yeah, I think it is too. 0.99
01:12:16.000 Damn. 0.99
01:12:17.000 It's one of those weird ones. 0.99
01:12:18.000 I think this is like a time span. 1.00
01:12:19.000 Like, shit or get off the pot time span. 1.00
01:12:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:12:22.000 They give you like legally ten years. 0.99
01:12:24.000 So you got six years with a bitch that you gotta put her out, basically. 1.00
01:12:27.000 Right. 1.00
01:12:28.000 I'll put you out. 1.00
01:12:28.000 You gotta go live by yourself for you, bitch. 1.00
01:12:30.000 Because if we go past the seven, we common law, bitch. 1.00
01:12:32.000 We can't do that. 0.98
01:12:33.000 Okay. 0.95
01:12:34.000 And by the way, bitch is a universal term, everybody. 1.00
01:12:37.000 Yeah, we just love, amongst loved ones. 0.95
01:12:39.000 Yeah.
01:12:40.000 There's no gender. 0.99
01:12:41.000 Yeah, there's no race.
01:12:42.000 It's everybody. 1.00
01:12:43.000 Yeah, bitch is just, bitch is like, come on, man. 1.00
01:12:46.000 Like, Biden always says that. 1.00
01:12:47.000 Come on, man.
01:12:48.000 Come on, man.
01:12:49.000 I love Joe Biden.
01:12:50.000 Oh, you put...
01:12:51.000 Alright.
01:12:51.000 What is it, Jamie?
01:12:52.000 This dude's Instagram stories...
01:12:54.000 Two years.
01:12:55.000 Two years you cohabitate in Texas and you might be...
01:12:58.000 Two years?
01:12:58.000 Two?
01:12:59.000 Two?
01:12:59.000 I'm trying to understand though.
01:13:01.000 It might be murky, but I'm trying to...
01:13:02.000 What is cohabitate?
01:13:03.000 If she keeps underwear at your apartment?
01:13:05.000 Wow.
01:13:06.000 What counts as cohabitate?
01:13:07.000 Yeah, toothbrush or something?
01:13:08.000 I'm just going to leave one pair of shoes here.
01:13:11.000 For two years, yeah.
01:13:12.000 There's a photo of her shoes in your closet.
01:13:14.000 You got forensics there, yeah. 1.00
01:13:15.000 The lawyer has a fucking piece of paper. 0.99
01:13:17.000 Are these her shoes? 1.00
01:13:18.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:13:18.000 In Texas law, if she parks her cowboy boots in your saloon... 1.00
01:13:22.000 Two years.
01:13:23.000 But Texas, I like...
01:13:24.000 24 months.
01:13:25.000 I like their child support law because you can't get more than $2,500 a month.
01:13:28.000 Ever?
01:13:29.000 Ever.
01:13:29.000 No matter how much you make.
01:13:31.000 Wow.
01:13:32.000 I think that's the law here. 1.00
01:13:33.000 Like, your bitch only get $2,500. 1.00
01:13:34.000 That's the cap. 1.00
01:13:35.000 They put a cap on you, bitch. 1.00
01:13:36.000 Really? 1.00
01:13:37.000 California don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:13:38.000 I heard Blake Griffin pay like... 1.00
01:13:40.000 Shit, what? 1.00
01:13:42.000 Six figures a month? 1.00
01:13:43.000 That's your man.
01:13:44.000 You remember I had him?
01:13:46.000 Blake Griffin is legitimately funny.
01:13:49.000 Yeah, he's legitimately funny.
01:13:51.000 He's really good. 1.00
01:13:52.000 He got fucked on that child support shit. 1.00
01:13:54.000 He did. 1.00
01:13:55.000 I mean, I'm hearing about it. 1.00
01:13:56.000 Yeah, it's fucked up. 0.99
01:13:57.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:13:57.000 Nigga, you know about that shit. 1.00
01:13:59.000 That shit was fucked up. 1.00
01:14:00.000 He gave that bitch like a hundred bands a month, man. 1.00
01:14:02.000 How much? 1.00
01:14:03.000 It's six figures.
01:14:04.000 A hundred a month?
01:14:05.000 It's six figures.
01:14:06.000 That's California. 1.00
01:14:08.000 Blake, you ain't laughing about that shit, is you, Blake? 0.99
01:14:10.000 No, that's not funny. 1.00
01:14:12.000 But I fuck with Blake Griffin, though. 0.99
01:14:13.000 He about to get traded. 0.99
01:14:14.000 But wait a minute, he makes so much money that he's not sweating that.
01:14:18.000 I mean, who knows? 1.00
01:14:19.000 Fuck sweating it. 1.00
01:14:20.000 You know what, Joe? 1.00
01:14:21.000 It ain't even about how much money I make.
01:14:23.000 It's the principle. 0.99
01:14:24.000 Me giving a bitch a hundred grand a month. 1.00
01:14:26.000 What about the taxes that you gotta pay to the government, though? 1.00
01:14:28.000 I can't kill the government.
01:14:32.000 Welcome to your best podcast ever, Joe.
01:14:34.000 This podcast just got canceled.
01:14:36.000 No! 1.00
01:14:37.000 Nah, I won't kill the bitch. 1.00
01:14:39.000 But man, that will make me feel a way. 1.00
01:14:41.000 I will feel like you're robbing me.
01:14:43.000 Coming from the streets. 1.00
01:14:45.000 If I'm giving you a hundred grand a month, I feel like you're fucking robbing me, man. 0.99
01:14:49.000 Yeah, I am. 0.98
01:14:52.000 Unless there's protection involved.
01:14:53.000 She ain't giving me no protection.
01:14:54.000 Can you imagine if that was impossible?
01:14:57.000 Imagine if there was a set standard that anyone, man or woman, upon divorcing a more wealthy party, you're allotted $50,000 a year maximum and that's it.
01:15:07.000 But then like that person just take it.
01:15:09.000 But wouldn't that make relationships so much more honest?
01:15:12.000 You know what I mean?
01:15:13.000 Legitimately, yeah.
01:15:14.000 There'd be girls to be like, listen. 1.00
01:15:16.000 I'm here till we get divorced.
01:15:17.000 It's not even legal to hoe myself out.
01:15:19.000 So, you know, I can't do this with you. 1.00
01:15:22.000 Alimony is a motherfucker in California. 1.00
01:15:24.000 It's crazy. 1.00
01:15:25.000 California is a motherfucker. 1.00
01:15:26.000 Again, it's the Spirit Airlines Estates. 1.00
01:15:28.000 They want all your money all the time. 0.95
01:15:30.000 I know a girl that's a lawyer. 1.00
01:15:32.000 I can't do shit in California. 0.99
01:15:34.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:15:34.000 I know a girl that's a lawyer, and she divorced a dude, and she pays him like three grand a month, alimony. 0.99
01:15:40.000 She pays him.
01:15:41.000 She pays him, because she made more money. 0.97
01:15:43.000 Amazing. 1.00
01:15:43.000 I said, bitch, you pay more to child support. 1.00
01:15:45.000 You pay more to be at child support, bitch. 1.00
01:15:47.000 The fuck? 1.00
01:15:49.000 Alimony? 1.00
01:15:49.000 Because he wanted to live the lifestyle. 1.00
01:15:54.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:15:55.000 But the person that's married for five years.
01:15:57.000 But that's so weird.
01:15:59.000 Live the lifestyle you're accustomed to.
01:16:01.000 Isn't life about adapting?
01:16:03.000 You got fired.
01:16:04.000 Okay?
01:16:05.000 Imagine if you got fired from the job and you're like, listen, I really enjoy driving this Ferrari, so I don't know what to tell you.
01:16:12.000 This is a lifestyle I'm accustomed to.
01:16:13.000 You might be firing me from this job, but I'm entitled to this lifestyle because I gave you all of my effort and all of my time for years. 1.00
01:16:21.000 I told that, bitch. 1.00
01:16:22.000 You can't say that in a job, but you can say that in a relationship. 1.00
01:16:24.000 And this is what I'm saying about California in general because there's like 30 billion in fraud, right?
01:16:30.000 Is that what it is?
01:16:31.000 30 billion in fraud.
01:16:32.000 In California?
01:16:33.000 Look it up, Jamie.
01:16:35.000 I'm not Joe.
01:16:36.000 I can't say young Jamie look it up.
01:16:37.000 What kind of fraud?
01:16:38.000 He'll look it up.
01:16:38.000 30 billion in fraud in California.
01:16:41.000 Bitcoin fraud?
01:16:42.000 No, no, no, no.
01:16:42.000 EDD. EDD fraud.
01:16:44.000 30 billion?
01:16:45.000 I know we've talked about this.
01:16:46.000 30 million.
01:16:47.000 30 billion.
01:16:48.000 What is EDD? 30 billion.
01:16:50.000 EDD? White people don't know what EDD is. 0.75
01:16:53.000 Niggas, no. 0.99
01:16:54.000 Look, that's...
01:16:56.000 Oh my god, look at this.
01:16:58.000 California EDD admits paying as much as $31 billion in unemployment funds to criminals.
01:17:04.000 And guess who got paid another couple million?
01:17:06.000 Bank of America, because they run the EDD. Employment Development Department.
01:17:10.000 You ain't never heard of nobody that got the EDD? I know.
01:17:14.000 I'm remembering it.
01:17:16.000 It's an inner city thing, Joe.
01:17:17.000 Yeah, I'm remembering it.
01:17:18.000 It's a ghetto thing, man.
01:17:19.000 And it's like 70% in St. Louis, it's Miami, it's Chicago.
01:17:23.000 Yeah, it's North Carolina.
01:17:24.000 What is it?
01:17:25.000 EDD, man.
01:17:26.000 Hey, man.
01:17:26.000 Look.
01:17:27.000 Talk to him.
01:17:28.000 A lot of niggas that's looking rich right now, man. 1.00
01:17:30.000 Off that EDD, man.
01:17:32.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:17:32.000 They got that EDD. You know what I mean?
01:17:34.000 Everybody got a check.
01:17:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:17:36.000 Because everybody was trying to start businesses or fake like they were starting businesses.
01:17:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:17:40.000 And they ran it up.
01:17:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:17:41.000 And they was getting a credit card.
01:17:42.000 They had to put a goddamn sign in the Gucci store in Rodeo that said no EDD. Whoa. 0.99
01:17:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:17:52.000 That's what you know.
01:17:52.000 Because niggas went straight to Rodeo.
01:17:54.000 They were there, Joe.
01:17:55.000 With the EDD. I sent you that video, too, with that dude.
01:17:57.000 He looked like one of the Migos, and he was just throwing the money out because it wasn't his.
01:18:00.000 He had 60-something EDD cards that weren't his.
01:18:04.000 Yeah.
01:18:04.000 So it's like you'll get a bunch of cards.
01:18:06.000 So what they do, they get a bunch of cards on somebody's name.
01:18:09.000 Exclusive.
01:18:09.000 And be running it up, man.
01:18:11.000 Hold on a second.
01:18:11.000 He's got that ad blocker he's going to remove.
01:18:14.000 This is hilarious.
01:18:15.000 Exclusive.
01:18:16.000 Posh Beverly Hills stores are being plagued with customers.
01:18:19.000 Look how they put Customers in quotes.
01:18:22.000 Customers?
01:18:22.000 What does that mean?
01:18:23.000 They're paying.
01:18:23.000 No, they're actual customers.
01:18:25.000 Using stolen unemployment benefit debit cards.
01:18:27.000 They're still customers.
01:18:29.000 They're just thieves.
01:18:31.000 Lots of cash from ATMs using the cards.
01:18:34.000 Because you got your card, you can get a thousand a day off your card in the ATM. Look at this.
01:18:38.000 Wow, that's crazy.
01:18:39.000 As police crack down and urge boutiques like Gucci and Louis Vuitton to vet shoppers.
01:18:45.000 Now, here's a thought.
01:18:47.000 What do you think?
01:18:51.000 We know that Jack Johnson and Jack Dempsey, they had a struggle.
01:18:56.000 They had a struggle.
01:18:57.000 That's who they were.
01:18:58.000 No EDD. With all the resources that people have today, do you think it would be possible to give what Andrew Yang's idea, have a universal basic income that covers everything so no one ever has to worry?
01:19:11.000 In terms of like, you have food, you have shelter, 100%.
01:19:14.000 Basically like they do in Switzerland.
01:19:16.000 Similar.
01:19:17.000 Yeah, similar to that.
01:19:18.000 Because we all want to think that there's like a certain level of struggle that you have to endure.
01:19:24.000 But where does that start?
01:19:25.000 Where does it start?
01:19:26.000 Does it start with you abandoning your children in the woods?
01:19:30.000 No, it doesn't.
01:19:31.000 Does it start with every man for himself?
01:19:34.000 No, we don't do that anymore.
01:19:35.000 Does it start with every town attacks the next town?
01:19:38.000 No, no, we don't do that anymore either.
01:19:39.000 Okay, where does it...
01:19:41.000 Where do we decide we take care of everybody's medical expenses, everybody's food, and everybody's housing?
01:19:48.000 And then have all of our resources into helping everybody who comes out of the place that has free food, free housing, and free medical expenses.
01:19:57.000 Everybody that comes out of there, and you find out what they're good at.
01:20:00.000 And you help them.
01:20:01.000 And you make a better country.
01:20:03.000 That's great.
01:20:03.000 You make a better human race.
01:20:04.000 You make a better world.
01:20:06.000 We're not talking about breathing underwater.
01:20:08.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:20:09.000 This shit could be done. 1.00
01:20:10.000 It can be. 1.00
01:20:11.000 This is the problem I have.
01:20:12.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.91
01:20:13.000 We were talking about the food deserts offline a little bit, and I was like, of all the money happening, of all the shit that everybody's saying, I'm like, I still haven't seen anybody put a Vons or a CVS in any of the hoods or rural communities, the sticks, or the barrios anywhere, but they keep talking about it. 0.63
01:20:26.000 We keep talking about vitamins and talking about this virus, but nobody's doing it. 0.82
01:20:29.000 Nah.
01:20:30.000 They just keep saying, stay in the house.
01:20:31.000 It's capitalism, man.
01:20:32.000 I think there's plenty of struggle.
01:20:35.000 I can't spend or make money if I can't get out the house.
01:20:36.000 I seen a picture yesterday with a dump truck full of food that they was getting rid of.
01:20:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:20:42.000 Oh, I've seen some of those.
01:20:43.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:20:43.000 So it's just like, we waste so much.
01:20:45.000 We waste a lot of food.
01:20:46.000 A lot of food in this country, man.
01:20:48.000 Anthony Bourdain, before he died, was doing a documentary on it.
01:20:51.000 I don't know what the status of that is, if they're going to continue doing it.
01:20:53.000 A lot of food.
01:20:54.000 Yeah, the fact that there's food pantries, there's tons of food being wasted.
01:20:57.000 Well, if you go to a restaurant, how many times you go to a restaurant, you leave like a quarter of your steak on the plate?
01:21:02.000 Thank you.
01:21:02.000 Do you want to take it home?
01:21:03.000 Nah, I'm good.
01:21:04.000 Yeah.
01:21:04.000 You're like, okay, now it's just going to get thrown out.
01:21:06.000 Hey, the restaurants that were just open, the comedy store had just closed, right?
01:21:09.000 And they had, you know, they had food, they had to go back, they just had to throw it out. 1.00
01:21:12.000 You just wasted all them goddamn eggs, motherfucker, at the breakfast right now. 1.00
01:21:15.000 Exactly, yeah, exactly. 1.00
01:21:15.000 All them fucking eggs. 1.00
01:21:16.000 You're talking, I don't want them eggs. 1.00
01:21:17.000 You did the same thing, by the way, you was there.
01:21:19.000 You ate the stuff.
01:21:19.000 We had the same, we had the same plate.
01:21:21.000 Shit was good. 1.00
01:21:22.000 You didn't eat the whole thing. 1.00
01:21:23.000 Barbecue or taco. 1.00
01:21:24.000 You didn't eat that shit either, nigga. 1.00
01:21:25.000 I ate all the meat. 1.00
01:21:26.000 You eat the eggs, though.
01:21:28.000 They got a different kind of Mexican food out here.
01:21:31.000 That Tex-Mex.
01:21:32.000 I already lost on somebody at the bus, bro.
01:21:35.000 It's fun.
01:21:37.000 We all love it, don't we?
01:21:38.000 We do.
01:21:39.000 Who doesn't love throwing up? 1.00
01:21:40.000 Waste all the goddamn food, man. 1.00
01:21:42.000 It's the same fucking thing, though. 1.00
01:21:44.000 But here's the thing. 0.99
01:21:44.000 If you know that that dude knows that you love him, and you know this is all fun, we're all having a good time, you can throw your friend deep under the bus. 0.99
01:21:53.000 Oh, my God.
01:21:54.000 Deep.
01:21:54.000 And it's a test.
01:21:55.000 It's a test of your friendship.
01:21:57.000 It's a test.
01:21:58.000 You can't be my friend if I can't throw you under the bus.
01:22:00.000 I can't talk to you.
01:22:02.000 I can't hang out with you. 1.00
01:22:03.000 You get offended by shit? 0.99
01:22:05.000 As long as it's cool and funny, as long as I'm just defending myself in front of a bunch of people I'm attracted to. 0.99
01:22:10.000 There's a balance.
01:22:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.95
01:22:12.000 It's like, this nigga got herpes and he's in an outbreak right now. 1.00
01:22:15.000 Jesus Christ! 0.98
01:22:17.000 Right.
01:22:18.000 He still pees in the bed. 1.00
01:22:19.000 You know, like that kind of shit. 1.00
01:22:21.000 I mean, you know, when it comes to the hoes, you got a dirty Mac to your friend sometimes. 1.00
01:22:25.000 I'm like, hey, fuck this nigga. 1.00
01:22:26.000 I'm like, bitch, don't fuck with this nigga. 1.00
01:22:28.000 He ain't even got gas. 1.00
01:22:29.000 Man, I had a roommate who did that same shit. 0.99
01:22:30.000 There was a girl he was so into, and I didn't want her anymore what was happening. 0.99
01:22:34.000 And she came over because she wanted to...
01:22:36.000 See what's gonna happen. 1.00
01:22:37.000 And then he was like, man, don't fuck with that guy. 1.00
01:22:39.000 He's an asshole. 1.00
01:22:40.000 And I'm like, Negro, I pay you a rent. 1.00
01:22:43.000 Like, what are you talking about? 1.00
01:22:45.000 We were just talking about that shit. 1.00
01:22:47.000 I dirty-macked the basketball players all the time. 1.00
01:22:49.000 I can't compete with them motherfuckers. 1.00
01:22:50.000 They got 100 men. 1.00
01:22:52.000 I gotta talk shit about they bitch ass so I can fuck they bitch. 1.00
01:22:56.000 Fuck you, nigga. 1.00
01:22:57.000 Hell yeah, but dirty-macked the fuck out shit. 1.00
01:23:00.000 Punk-ass NBA nigga. 1.00
01:23:01.000 Freddie Gibbs, ladies and gentlemen. 0.95
01:23:02.000 I recommend his Essentials on iTunes.
01:23:05.000 It fueled me through my workout today.
01:23:07.000 It's raw and gritty and honest.
01:23:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:09.000 And shout out to Instagram.
01:23:10.000 Fuck y'all niggas for banning me, man. 1.00
01:23:12.000 I'm coming back. 1.00
01:23:13.000 Tell me what happened.
01:23:13.000 Man, they banned my page, man.
01:23:15.000 Moses told me that was the most attractive thing about you. 0.91
01:23:17.000 Dog.
01:23:18.000 The funniest...
01:23:18.000 I mean, like, legendary.
01:23:20.000 You wouldn't believe it he was getting away with. 1.00
01:23:22.000 You're like, how do you get this shit? 0.99
01:23:23.000 I was just posting all kinds of shit, like kids getting beat up and, you know, people falling and, you know, just hilarious. 1.00
01:23:29.000 Crackheads eating ass. 1.00
01:23:29.000 Crackheads eating ass. 1.00
01:23:30.000 Oh, you put that one on your Instagram? 1.00
01:23:32.000 Definitely.
01:23:32.000 I saw that one.
01:23:33.000 It was more than once.
01:23:34.000 Yeah.
01:23:35.000 He put a raccoon last week that was frozen here in Austin.
01:23:38.000 Yeah.
01:23:38.000 We need to find out what is going on in people's brains for real.
01:23:42.000 We need some sort of Instagram where they don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:23:46.000 What was that live leak? 0.99
01:23:48.000 Was that what it was called? 1.00
01:23:50.000 Live Leaks, that shit was lit. 0.99
01:23:51.000 Yeah, Live Leak was the place where you see the most death animals pulling people out of cars. 1.00
01:23:55.000 Right, right, right.
01:23:56.000 People getting hit by buses.
01:23:58.000 I'm about to start that.
01:23:58.000 I got that app on the way.
01:24:00.000 Right now.
01:24:01.000 The top video is a little kid falling out of a moving vehicle.
01:24:03.000 Look at this.
01:24:03.000 A little kid falling out of a moving vehicle.
01:24:06.000 Live Leak is all like the worst shit you can possibly see. 1.00
01:24:09.000 The worst shit ever. 1.00
01:24:10.000 I love Live Leaks. 1.00
01:24:11.000 The worst shit. 1.00
01:24:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:24:12.000 Like the fucking engine blowing up on the United Airlines flight. 1.00
01:24:15.000 Yeah, I posted that shit on my shit. 1.00
01:24:16.000 On my Instagram. 1.00
01:24:17.000 Pacing a... 1.00
01:24:19.000 Passenger allegedly kicked off a Florida flight, like that kind of shit. 1.00
01:24:23.000 Protesters played mariachi music gathered in front of Ted Cruz's house. 1.00
01:24:27.000 You know, really, to be honest, this ain't shit. 0.95
01:24:30.000 My Instagram page is way better than LiveLeaks. 0.98
01:24:33.000 I be having shit before LiveLeaks get it. 0.96
01:24:35.000 Someone needs to step in. 0.98
01:24:36.000 I got you there late, but man, his Instagram story, they're legendary.
01:24:40.000 Legitimately legendary.
01:24:41.000 I got a new one right now.
01:24:42.000 Is this you always popping?
01:24:44.000 No, that ain't me.
01:24:44.000 No, that's not me.
01:24:45.000 I'm Cocaine Bunny.
01:24:47.000 Oh, cocaine bunny.
01:24:48.000 That's my fake one.
01:24:49.000 Yeah, you can't tell nobody.
01:24:50.000 Yeah, you can't tell nobody.
01:24:51.000 That's my fake one.
01:24:52.000 Well, we won't let anybody know. 1.00
01:24:53.000 Bro, you put some shit on today. 1.00
01:24:54.000 Can you beep that out? 1.00
01:24:55.000 Can we beep out what he said it was? 0.99
01:24:58.000 Just for the fuck of it? 1.00
01:25:00.000 Fuck it. 1.00
01:25:00.000 No, no, no. 1.00
01:25:01.000 I want to be able to...
01:25:03.000 Subscribe.
01:25:03.000 Yeah, you should subscribe.
01:25:04.000 I want to be one of your followers. 0.96
01:25:05.000 Yeah, because he has like categories and shit. 0.99
01:25:08.000 That's why it's so funny because they have like, the fuck? 1.00
01:25:10.000 And it's just like, it's some crazy random shit. 1.00
01:25:12.000 You're like, what the fuck is this? 0.99
01:25:14.000 Listen, man, they're all going to eventually have to give up and let people be uncensored. 0.99
01:25:19.000 They are.
01:25:19.000 We have to find out what people want and don't want.
01:25:21.000 And if you keep people from talking, you fuck up the whole thing.
01:25:25.000 You fuck up their growth. 0.74
01:25:27.000 You fuck up everybody's growth.
01:25:29.000 Yeah, because people can't just unsubscribe. 0.75
01:25:31.000 That's the beauty of America.
01:25:32.000 That's why people keep saying, like, we need to end racism.
01:25:34.000 I'm like, wait, you're going to end freedom of thought?
01:25:36.000 Yeah, but the thing is, like, they're doing it for profit.
01:25:39.000 This is why they're panicking. 0.81
01:25:40.000 Because, like, Gatorade or whoever, Toyota, they don't want to advertise on some shit where you're talking about, like, real things people are actually thinking about. 0.96
01:25:49.000 Like, anything that gets dark. 0.94
01:25:51.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:25:52.000 Imagine if, like, no one gave a fuck about porn. 0.99
01:25:56.000 If porn was normal. 0.99
01:25:58.000 Like, you brush your teeth, you watch porn.
01:25:59.000 Everybody does it.
01:26:00.000 It's normal.
01:26:01.000 Right, and nobody's outraged.
01:26:02.000 How much money is being missed because of our shame?
01:26:07.000 Yeah.
01:26:08.000 You feel me?
01:26:08.000 Look at the drug industry.
01:26:09.000 You're telling me you don't buy Nikes and Jerkoff?
01:26:13.000 That doesn't make any sense.
01:26:14.000 Bruh.
01:26:15.000 That makes no sense to me.
01:26:17.000 You don't drive a- It's a billion dollar industry for a reason.
01:26:20.000 It's the same thing as the cartels. 0.99
01:26:21.000 I was going to say drive a Tesla, but Tesla, that's how much this motherfucker understands things. 0.99
01:26:27.000 He doesn't advertise. 0.99
01:26:28.000 You don't see a Tesla ad?
01:26:30.000 Not at all.
01:26:31.000 That's the number one car company in America.
01:26:33.000 You don't see an ad for them.
01:26:35.000 No, it's all word of mouth.
01:26:36.000 He doesn't even get a discount.
01:26:39.000 Really?
01:26:40.000 If Elon Musk wants to buy a car from Tesla, he has to pay.
01:26:42.000 I like that.
01:26:43.000 Full price.
01:26:44.000 That's crazy.
01:26:45.000 No one gets a discount.
01:26:46.000 No one gets a discount.
01:26:47.000 Everybody pays full price.
01:26:49.000 Even me. 1.00
01:26:50.000 I made this motherfucker. 1.00
01:26:51.000 I like that. 1.00
01:26:52.000 Even him.
01:26:52.000 I like that.
01:26:53.000 That's the way you should be. 0.99
01:26:54.000 Damn, that's crazy. 1.00
01:26:54.000 I say the same shit about politicians. 1.00
01:26:56.000 They should move to the hood. 1.00
01:26:57.000 Don't live in the White House. 1.00
01:26:58.000 Jamie, I'm going to send you some shit about Gavin Newsom. 1.00
01:27:00.000 Ain't no goddamn politician going to move to the hood. 1.00
01:27:03.000 Cory Booker did. 0.99
01:27:04.000 Mary and Barry did.
01:27:05.000 He smoked crack, too.
01:27:06.000 Yeah, sure.
01:27:09.000 You know, I met Mary and Barry when he was just re-elected.
01:27:15.000 He was just re-elected.
01:27:16.000 That's crazy.
01:27:17.000 After the crack, right?
01:27:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:18.000 After the crack.
01:27:18.000 It's like, 94?
01:27:19.000 Yeah.
01:27:20.000 Jamie, I just... 1.00
01:27:22.000 Crack his back, nigga. 1.00
01:27:24.000 It was in 94. Maybe it was after. 0.99
01:27:27.000 I don't know.
01:27:28.000 I was in the studio.
01:27:31.000 It disappeared.
01:27:32.000 It was only available for a second.
01:27:34.000 I think I texted it to you, though. 1.00
01:27:35.000 Mary and Barry was like, bitch, set me up! 1.00
01:27:39.000 Shut me up. 1.00
01:27:40.000 You were smoking crack, though, bro. 0.97
01:27:42.000 No, no, this is what happened.
01:27:43.000 We were sitting in a studio.
01:27:45.000 It was me and Jim Norton and Obi and Anthony, and I forget who else was a guest, but Mary and Barry was walking right by these big glass doors at Sirius XM. And he was just walking right by.
01:27:56.000 He was on some other show.
01:27:58.000 Someone go, go grab him! 1.00
01:27:59.000 Go grab him! 1.00
01:28:00.000 Get him in here! 0.99
01:28:00.000 So we open up the door, and Marion Barry just walks right in. 0.99
01:28:04.000 And he sits down.
01:28:05.000 And then, is he gone?
01:28:07.000 Is he dead?
01:28:08.000 Yeah, Marion Barry's dead. 0.97
01:28:09.000 Okay.
01:28:10.000 Rest in peace.
01:28:11.000 Rest in peace, Marion Barry. 0.99
01:28:13.000 You one of the most famous crack-smoking ass niggas of all time. 1.00
01:28:17.000 I'm sitting there, and I know I got a couple seconds with this dude. 1.00
01:28:21.000 And so all my predatory instincts kick in.
01:28:23.000 And I'm like, we gotta get right to this.
01:28:26.000 They're gonna pull him out of here.
01:28:27.000 As soon as they know what this show's all about.
01:28:29.000 Because we're a bunch of comedians. 0.99
01:28:31.000 Fucking high. 0.99
01:28:32.000 It's 7 o'clock in the morning. 0.99
01:28:34.000 What did y'all say to me? 1.00
01:28:34.000 I was high as fuck, dude. 1.00
01:28:36.000 I was eating pot lollipops and shit. 1.00
01:28:38.000 And I was like, we talked about him smoking crack. 0.99
01:28:42.000 And one of the things, I brought it up really quick.
01:28:44.000 But he said, he goes, hold on, no one knows what's in that pipe?
01:28:49.000 That's what he said. 1.00
01:28:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:28:50.000 No one knows what was in that fight. 1.00
01:28:54.000 That's the illest.
01:28:56.000 Wow.
01:28:58.000 I would vote for that guy because that's a hell of a politician.
01:29:00.000 It's a good move.
01:29:01.000 I like what he's saying.
01:29:02.000 I like what he's saying.
01:29:04.000 I like how he's trying to do it.
01:29:06.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:29:06.000 He's like, no, that's tobacco.
01:29:08.000 You know, it's like no one knows what's in a hot dog.
01:29:12.000 Right.
01:29:13.000 You know?
01:29:13.000 I mean, you see the bun.
01:29:15.000 You see the hot dog.
01:29:17.000 Can you give an...
01:29:18.000 What percentage would you get correct in terms of ingredients?
01:29:22.000 Right.
01:29:23.000 Right, though.
01:29:24.000 Like, right now!
01:29:25.000 If they give you a test.
01:29:26.000 I wouldn't even.
01:29:27.000 Oh, my God.
01:29:28.000 I wouldn't even.
01:29:28.000 I'd be like, I don't know.
01:29:29.000 Pigtail, pig butt. 0.99
01:29:30.000 Who knows what's in there? 1.00
01:29:32.000 Dicks and feet. 0.79
01:29:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:29:34.000 Who knows? 1.00
01:29:34.000 Feet and all kinds of shit in the hot dog. 1.00
01:29:35.000 All kinds of shit. 1.00
01:29:36.000 Yeah, damn. 1.00
01:29:37.000 So that was it. 1.00
01:29:38.000 Oh, there's an audio?
01:29:39.000 Oh, see, play it.
01:29:41.000 Oh, yeah, Jim Jeffries was in there, too.
01:29:43.000 Set it up.
01:29:44.000 And we don't know what was in that fight.
01:29:53.000 We don't know what was in that pipe. 0.99
01:29:55.000 What is this Wii shit? 0.99
01:29:59.000 They used that situation, set it up, and we don't know what was in that pipe. 0.99
01:30:07.000 The jury didn't convict me of anything at the vista.
01:30:10.000 And so that crack story started with that.
01:30:12.000 Go before that, because let's see how I brought it up to him.
01:30:15.000 Because I remember being really high.
01:30:17.000 In D.C. and going, am I going to smoke a little crack now and then?
01:30:20.000 Smoking crack came back and won again.
01:30:23.000 Right?
01:30:24.000 Wait, go back to the beginning of that.
01:30:26.000 You're listening to Opie and Anthony.
01:30:31.000 Is that Marion Barry?
01:30:33.000 Bring him in!
01:30:34.000 Oh, hilarious.
01:30:34.000 Get him in here, Jimmy!
01:30:35.000 Get him in here! 0.99
01:30:36.000 Marion Barry is right outside. 1.00
01:30:38.000 Former governor of Washington, D.C., got busted smoking crap. 0.99
01:30:40.000 Governor of Washington, D.C. That's how high I was. 0.99
01:30:45.000 One of the biggest comebacks ever. 1.00
01:30:48.000 Got caught smoking crap. 0.99
01:30:49.000 Washington, D.C., you can be a mayor, but it's not really a city. 1.00
01:30:53.000 It's not.
01:30:53.000 I'm half right.
01:30:55.000 Right, right.
01:30:55.000 It's the wrong...
01:30:56.000 He is the mayor, for sure, but Washington, D.C. is not exactly a city.
01:31:00.000 Most of the population agree.
01:31:02.000 They're like, sure, we do.
01:31:03.000 Why not?
01:31:04.000 They went to the worst neighborhoods and found the worst crackheads and interviewed them.
01:31:11.000 Mr. Marion Barry walked in here.
01:31:14.000 Give him a microphone right now.
01:31:19.000 Wow. 1.00
01:31:20.000 Where the fuck was this at? 1.00
01:31:22.000 What happened? 0.99
01:31:23.000 We'll be nice.
01:31:23.000 We'll be nice.
01:31:24.000 We just wanted to say hi to Mary.
01:31:25.000 How many are you in here?
01:31:26.000 One, two, three, four.
01:31:28.000 Yeah, we got a lot of people in here today.
01:31:30.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:31.000 No, no, no.
01:31:31.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:31.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:32.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:32.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:31:34.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:31:34.000 No, no, [...
01:31:50.000 and Jim Norton sets it up.
01:31:53.000 Like, he's nice to the guy.
01:31:55.000 Let's him know.
01:31:56.000 We're going to talk about your crack.
01:31:58.000 It's truly so important because most of the media outside of Washington, D.C., most of the people outside of Washington, D.C., only know me through 15-second news clips or 30-second news clips or some negative article in the newspaper.
01:32:12.000 They don't know about my 50 years of service and 35 years of political life in Washington and being very successful helping a lot of people.
01:32:21.000 So that's why that's important.
01:32:22.000 I was walking by and heard you all say something about Being popped for smoking crack.
01:32:28.000 Put that in context.
01:32:30.000 The FBI spent 25 to 40 million dollars trying to entrap me.
01:32:34.000 They couldn't find anything financial on me because I don't dip into the till.
01:32:37.000 They used that situation, set it up, and we don't know what was in that pipe.
01:32:44.000 Because the jury didn't convict me of anything at the Vista.
01:32:47.000 And so that crack story started with that.
01:32:50.000 But there's been no evidence.
01:32:52.000 We don't know what was in it.
01:32:54.000 I mean, I was up there for some other reason, quite frankly.
01:32:56.000 What did you think was that?
01:32:57.000 I took one drag on it.
01:33:01.000 Do you feel that they were trying to railroad you because they didn't like what you were doing?
01:33:05.000 What year did he get caught smoking crack?
01:33:08.000 That's a good question.
01:33:09.000 Here's the thing.
01:33:12.000 I don't think anybody did, but here's the thing.
01:33:14.000 So what?
01:33:15.000 What if he was just drinking?
01:33:17.000 Right, though.
01:33:18.000 Listen to all the things he just said there.
01:33:20.000 Now, I've changed my perspective since this happened.
01:33:24.000 Getting older and more experienced in life. 0.99
01:33:28.000 But also realizing, like, hey, the guy, if he did a good job as mayor, who gives a shit if he gets high? 0.99
01:33:35.000 Who cares? 1.00
01:33:36.000 If he gets home and shooting heroin, he's got a butt plug up his ass and Oculus Rift on, and he's tripping balls on ketamine, why do I give a fuck? 1.00
01:33:45.000 Is this guy saving education? 1.00
01:33:48.000 Right?
01:33:48.000 Is he providing health care?
01:33:51.000 Is he making it safer for people?
01:33:53.000 Is he bringing people together?
01:33:55.000 Right.
01:33:55.000 Is he letting people know, hey, we have more in common?
01:33:58.000 FBI tried to kill me.
01:34:01.000 Well, they might have.
01:34:03.000 That's the thing.
01:34:03.000 How did they have the hidden camera?
01:34:05.000 FBI's killed a lot of people.
01:34:06.000 Yeah.
01:34:06.000 As the governor of DC, yeah.
01:34:07.000 Who hid the camera?
01:34:09.000 That's what I want to know.
01:34:09.000 Who hid the camera?
01:34:10.000 Like Willie D said, you gotta let a ho be a ho. 1.00
01:34:13.000 And sometimes some gals need a little money, they'll hire a camera. 1.00
01:34:19.000 This is what you gotta do, Cindy Lou. 1.00
01:34:23.000 Stupid ass bitch, hear the camera. 1.00
01:34:25.000 We ain't smoking crack, bitch. 1.00
01:34:26.000 All this good crack in here, you wanna have a camera. 0.99
01:34:29.000 And the thing is, I mean, for the most part, he's partying.
01:34:30.000 He's just like, hey, listen, man.
01:34:32.000 Why is it bad?
01:34:33.000 Why is it bad?
01:34:34.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:34:34.000 Does he fuck up his job? 0.99
01:34:36.000 Here's the thing. 1.00
01:34:36.000 If he shows up Monday morning, he's cracked out and decides to nuke China. 1.00
01:34:40.000 You know?
01:34:41.000 What kind of bombs we got?
01:34:43.000 You're like, okay, okay, okay.
01:34:44.000 Yeah, if he's a real... 0.99
01:34:45.000 Yeah, if he's like a degenerate crackhead. 0.76
01:34:48.000 But he wasn't a... 0.92
01:34:48.000 He was a functioning... 0.92
01:34:50.000 But what if he just sits in a chair?
01:34:52.000 What if he sits in a chair?
01:34:54.000 I never heard.
01:34:54.000 What if he's got a lazy boy and he puts his feet up and he just keeps pounding?
01:34:58.000 Just keeps pounding whiskey.
01:35:01.000 Your Columbia professor.
01:35:02.000 Yeah, it just gets...
01:35:03.000 No, way worse than that guy.
01:35:05.000 What if he's doing what's legal, but he's in a chair and he's just not going anywhere, just pounding it?
01:35:10.000 How come that's okay?
01:35:12.000 Well, talk about the effects of crack, Freddy.
01:35:14.000 Freddy?
01:35:14.000 Freddy?
01:35:15.000 Freddy?
01:35:15.000 Freddy?
01:35:16.000 Cracked out Freddy.
01:35:19.000 Talk about the effects of crack.
01:35:20.000 Everybody handled drugs differently, man.
01:35:23.000 Put that up there, dear Jimmy.
01:35:25.000 Marion Barry, 76, says further down in the interview that he believes the FBI was trying to get him to smoke a substance as high as 90% pure cocaine. 0.99
01:35:35.000 Damn. 1.00
01:35:35.000 Damn, bitch. 1.00
01:35:36.000 And chemists at Barry's subsequent trial testified that the drug used in the sting operation was in fact 93% pure cocaine. 1.00
01:35:47.000 Holy shit. 0.98
01:35:48.000 So they might have been... 1.00
01:35:49.000 They catfished him.
01:35:51.000 Yeah.
01:35:51.000 They might have been trying to get him to die.
01:35:53.000 Well, I'm going to tell you this right now.
01:35:54.000 Oh my God, look at this.
01:35:55.000 They had an EMT on the spot.
01:35:58.000 Oh, they did try to kill him, for real.
01:36:00.000 Yeah, not only unusual, but rare in the history of the FBI. Barry noted as he offered evidence to support his claims, the FBI attempted to kill me.
01:36:11.000 Why would they have an EMT on the scene if they weren't trying?
01:36:18.000 Wow.
01:36:18.000 We had to let him inhale.
01:36:20.000 It says at the bottom, the FBI official says, the purpose of the medical standby was to provide potential medical attention to Marion Barry should his criminal activities require it. 0.99
01:36:28.000 His criminal activities that they brought the fucking coke for! 0.99
01:36:32.000 They brought the coke! 1.00
01:36:33.000 They made this nigga smoke crazy! 1.00
01:36:35.000 This is my problem with QAnon, Joe! 1.00
01:36:37.000 They don't talk about this shit! 1.00
01:36:39.000 They don't talk about this shit! 1.00
01:36:40.000 They don't talk about Coin& Tell Pro, they don't talk about the Tuskegee experience, they don't talk about Marion Barry being set up by the FBI, they only talk about weird, these are people trying to fuck kids! 1.00
01:36:48.000 Wow. 1.00
01:36:49.000 I never thought... 1.00
01:36:50.000 They never talk about that shit. 1.00
01:36:52.000 It's always like Oprah and Jeffrey Epstein. 1.00
01:36:55.000 But you don't want to talk about the $4.4 billion that the Catholic Church was paid.
01:36:58.000 People are tribal. 0.98
01:36:59.000 They're tribal. 0.85
01:37:00.000 And they don't hang out with you.
01:37:02.000 They don't hang out with people that are interested in that or that story. 0.97
01:37:07.000 If you're hanging around with a bunch of flat earthers that believe that there's a basement somewhere where all the kids get fucked, that's all you think about all day long. 0.70
01:37:15.000 But that actually happened to Mary and Barry. 0.97
01:37:17.000 You don't have time to listen to Cornel West.
01:37:21.000 You don't have time.
01:37:22.000 We're just reading FBI documents every once in a while.
01:37:23.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:37:24.000 It's like you're so wrapped up in your own bullshit. 1.00
01:37:27.000 You're so wrapped up in being tribal. 1.00
01:37:28.000 You don't have time.
01:37:30.000 I thought Marion Barry bought that crack off the corner.
01:37:33.000 He smokes them.
01:37:34.000 You're talking about some 90%.
01:37:36.000 I was like, that ain't no regular crack.
01:37:38.000 That's some FBI crack.
01:37:39.000 FBI crack.
01:37:40.000 That's Iran-Contra crack. 0.77
01:37:42.000 Yeah, that's some different kind of crack.
01:37:43.000 Ain't no crack 90% cocaine.
01:37:45.000 93% they even said.
01:37:47.000 Me listening to him talking about it has changed my perspective.
01:37:50.000 I bet.
01:37:51.000 Also, me listening to me describe the video that I saw where all these people are like, nothing wrong with smuggling a little crack every now and then.
01:37:58.000 I remember seeing that.
01:38:00.000 I remember thinking at the time, these people are crazy. 0.96
01:38:02.000 They reelected him, and look, they don't care about crack. 0.98
01:38:05.000 They don't get it, right.
01:38:06.000 Now...
01:38:07.000 As a grown man who understands media, I realize, oh no, no, there's probably a broad range of opinions. 0.99
01:38:14.000 There's probably a lot of people that go, hey, what do you give a fuck if he's smoking crack, if he does a great job with the budget? 0.98
01:38:20.000 I don't know if he did. 1.00
01:38:21.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00
01:38:22.000 I don't know if he did. 0.99
01:38:22.000 I literally know nothing about the guys. 0.99
01:38:24.000 If he's bad, don't re-elect him.
01:38:26.000 Exactly.
01:38:26.000 But they did, though.
01:38:27.000 Right, they did.
01:38:28.000 Yeah, but I don't think, was he bad?
01:38:29.000 That's all I'm trying to figure out.
01:38:30.000 Maybe they missed him.
01:38:31.000 Maybe the new guy got in place and he was boring and maybe Marion did a good job and smoked crack. 1.00
01:38:37.000 That's possible too.
01:38:39.000 Like Burt Kreischer.
01:38:40.000 He's a funny comedian and he's a drunk.
01:38:43.000 I was like, dude, Burt smokes crack?
01:38:45.000 No.
01:38:47.000 How much is there a difference?
01:38:50.000 Well, one's illegal.
01:38:51.000 That's it.
01:38:51.000 That's it.
01:38:52.000 That's the only difference.
01:38:54.000 I don't know if he did a good job.
01:38:56.000 I don't either.
01:38:57.000 But let's assume he did. 0.99
01:38:58.000 But if he didn't do a good job, you should be mad at him for the job that he did that he fucked up. 0.99
01:39:03.000 Not for the fact that someone who set him up busted him smoking crack with a fucking EMT camera. 0.99
01:39:10.000 An EMT crew behind them. 1.00
01:39:11.000 Hey, this shit's fire, bro. 1.00
01:39:13.000 You need to stay on him just in case he has a heart attack like Lin Bias. 1.00
01:39:16.000 That's crazy as fuck. 0.99
01:39:17.000 That's Lin Bias scale coke that they gave him. 0.99
01:39:19.000 Meanwhile, how hilarious is it that because cocaine's illegal, 93% is crazy high?
01:39:27.000 Right!
01:39:28.000 It is!
01:39:30.000 But I want to know, how did they get the...
01:39:33.000 You wouldn't pick a virus that's 93%?
01:39:34.000 Imagine if you got 93% vodka. 1.00
01:39:37.000 Where's my vodka, bitch? 1.00
01:39:39.000 7% is water, you fucking cunts! 1.00
01:39:42.000 It's Coors Light! 1.00
01:39:43.000 I want to know how they got that in a crack recipe.
01:39:47.000 93% cocaine?
01:39:50.000 It's mostly soda.
01:39:53.000 It's mostly baking soda.
01:39:55.000 That wasn't crack he was smoking.
01:39:56.000 He was smoking cocaine.
01:39:59.000 It's the same thing according to Carl Hart.
01:40:02.000 He probably thought it was weed.
01:40:03.000 He's just like little Cocoa Puffs ain't nothing.
01:40:04.000 It's different.
01:40:08.000 It's also different in where you're doing it. 0.99
01:40:11.000 If you're in Vegas and you're in a fucking suite and you're overlooking the neon signs and you're doing coke, you're doing coke. 0.99
01:40:20.000 Remember the governor who didn't win in Florida, the black dude? 1.00
01:40:24.000 Which governor?
01:40:24.000 Sorry, he's not the governor.
01:40:26.000 He was running for it.
01:40:27.000 I forget the cat's name now. 0.86
01:40:29.000 The black dude from Florida.
01:40:30.000 He was running against DeSantis.
01:40:31.000 And he lost, but he was close.
01:40:33.000 It was like the closest ever a black dude had ever come to taking governor. 0.79
01:40:38.000 Anyway, last year he got caught in a hotel room doing meth. 0.92
01:40:42.000 With a couple dudes.
01:40:43.000 Let him go.
01:40:44.000 With a couple dudes.
01:40:45.000 Let it go.
01:40:46.000 He just came out, I want to say a few months ago, on Oprah, or one of those Oprah-type talk shows, and said, oh yeah, I'm bi, my wife is cool with it, and I like to party a little bit.
01:40:56.000 Okay, he's Alexander the Great.
01:40:58.000 But people loved his politics.
01:41:01.000 They were going to vote for this guy, because he's a black dude, and he had great politics, against DeSantis and his crazy Florida politics, right? 0.72
01:41:07.000 Right. 0.59
01:41:07.000 And they were like, we like this guy. 0.59
01:41:08.000 And all of a sudden it was just like, oh shit. 1.00
01:41:10.000 Damn, you smoke meth. 1.00
01:41:11.000 He smokes meth and hangs out with dudes. 1.00
01:41:14.000 He's bi. 1.00
01:41:15.000 But who gives a fuck? 1.00
01:41:16.000 Exactly. 0.99
01:41:17.000 Do the job.
01:41:18.000 Do the job.
01:41:19.000 A year ago.
01:41:20.000 Look, if you had to choose between a guy who wears a wig, who has giant fake eyelashes, and rubber lips, but balances LA's economy to a T. Bro, look at Marv Albert.
01:41:31.000 Keeps all the restaurants open.
01:41:32.000 Look at Marv Albert, one of the greatest announcers in history.
01:41:34.000 Yes!
01:41:35.000 Like to wear heels!
01:41:36.000 Yeah, freak! 0.97
01:41:38.000 He likes to get crazy. 1.00
01:41:40.000 I thought he just bit a bitch on the ass. 1.00
01:41:41.000 That too! 1.00
01:41:42.000 That too! 1.00
01:41:43.000 Tag a nigga that eat ass. 1.00
01:41:44.000 Tag a nigga that eat ass. 1.00
01:41:45.000 Marvin Albert. 1.00
01:41:46.000 According to the document, an incapacitated Gillum.
01:41:50.000 Hilarious.
01:41:51.000 Yeah.
01:41:51.000 Who's Gillum?
01:41:52.000 Andrew Gillum, right?
01:41:53.000 Had been found by police in Miami Beach hotel room with a male sex worker, baggies that the cops suspected contained crystal meth and other narcotics.
01:42:03.000 And a third man. 1.00
01:42:04.000 Damn, they ran a train on that ass, bitch. 1.00
01:42:06.000 A third man. 1.00
01:42:07.000 A third man who called 9-1-1. 1.00
01:42:09.000 Nigga smoked meth and got a train ran on his ass. 1.00
01:42:12.000 I think that's what I'm going to title my book. 1.00
01:42:14.000 A third man who called 9-1-1.
01:42:16.000 I like that.
01:42:17.000 A third man.
01:42:18.000 It's a memoir.
01:42:20.000 That's going to be my book.
01:42:21.000 And a third man who called 9-1-1.
01:42:25.000 A third man who called 9-1-1.
01:42:30.000 The third man that called 911. And the third man who called 911. Who's the third man?
01:42:34.000 Yeah, because by the way, they didn't even listen to that dude.
01:42:36.000 They didn't listen to his job or nothing. 0.95
01:42:37.000 They just said, this is a sex worker. 1.00
01:42:39.000 This other dude works at Carl Jr. It was a rich dude in LA. Oh, I know.
01:42:44.000 You're talking about the guy who donated to the party? 0.98
01:42:47.000 It was purposely drugging these sex workers. 1.00
01:42:50.000 He was drugging the sex worker dudes and killing them. 1.00
01:42:53.000 More than one! 0.99
01:42:54.000 Pull him up, please. 1.00
01:42:55.000 Pull that bitch ass thing up. 1.00
01:42:57.000 Ed Buck. 1.00
01:42:57.000 Ed Buck. 1.00
01:42:58.000 That's his name, Ed Buck?
01:42:59.000 Wait a minute, is that the...
01:43:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's him.
01:43:01.000 But isn't there a Joe Buck?
01:43:02.000 Joe Buck is...
01:43:03.000 Joe Buck on Fox.
01:43:04.000 He's a sports guy.
01:43:06.000 I got panic.
01:43:08.000 I thought we were putting the dirty shame on the wrong dude.
01:43:11.000 No, different...
01:43:11.000 No relation.
01:43:12.000 His name is Ed Buck.
01:43:13.000 I'm sorry, Joe Buck.
01:43:14.000 Ed Buck, is he in jail?
01:43:15.000 Look at him like Joe Buck. 0.57
01:43:16.000 Ed Buck killed a lot of people, man.
01:43:18.000 Ed Buck's trial has been postponed again.
01:43:20.000 Because he's got money.
01:43:22.000 And further delay could follow.
01:43:23.000 See?
01:43:24.000 Yeah.
01:43:24.000 Because he got money.
01:43:25.000 Because he was a huge Democratic super donor.
01:43:29.000 Yep.
01:43:29.000 The previous delayed criminal trial of Ed Buck on federal charges relating to the methamphetamine overdose deaths of two black men on separate occasions at his former residence in West Hollywood has been rescheduled from next week to April 20th.
01:43:45.000 Right, you OD'ing.
01:43:46.000 Yeah, because Buck would actually administer the needles to these cats.
01:43:50.000 Bro, Tom Segura sent me a video that will haunt me for the rest of my time on this planet.
01:43:56.000 And he does this show.
01:43:58.000 Tom Segura does these Your Mom's House podcasts where people have to pay to see it. 1.00
01:44:04.000 And they'll stream shit. 0.99
01:44:06.000 There's no fucking way you could ever put on... 1.00
01:44:10.000 YouTube or Vimeo. 0.94
01:44:12.000 One of them.
01:44:12.000 With these guys fisting each other.
01:44:14.000 And I'm talking elbow deep.
01:44:17.000 It's madness.
01:44:19.000 I mean madness.
01:44:20.000 You're watching this happen.
01:44:22.000 These people are not going to survive.
01:44:23.000 Two dudes.
01:44:25.000 A bunch of guys.
01:44:26.000 A lot of guys are doing this.
01:44:29.000 Calisthenics.
01:44:30.000 They're having these prolapses.
01:44:34.000 These anal prolapses. 1.00
01:44:36.000 Assholes coming out. 1.00
01:44:37.000 This other guy grabs a hold of the two of them and rubs them together. 1.00
01:44:41.000 Oh, I heard about this video.
01:44:43.000 Rubs the prolapsed anuses.
01:44:45.000 Rubs them together like they're sea cucumbers.
01:44:48.000 Okay?
01:44:50.000 Like you've...
01:44:52.000 Bro. 0.98
01:44:53.000 Sex stunts, man. 0.99
01:44:54.000 Those are sex stunts. 0.98
01:44:54.000 You gotta realize, there's people out there that don't care. 0.98
01:44:58.000 They think of things a different way than you or I. So a nigga flip two assholes inside out. 1.00
01:45:04.000 Inside out. 1.00
01:45:05.000 Like a sock.
01:45:07.000 Like, you ever take your jacket off and you try to put it back on and you realize, oh, I forgot my hoodie.
01:45:13.000 It's inside out. 0.99
01:45:15.000 Rappers ain't doing that shit, Fred. 1.00
01:45:16.000 Rappers ain't doing that shit. 1.00
01:45:17.000 Did Tom find that or did someone see it and think of Tom Segura instantly? 1.00
01:45:20.000 And like, Tom has to see this.
01:45:22.000 That's a very good question, Jamie. 1.00
01:45:25.000 There's some Eric Andre shit flipping assholes. 1.00
01:45:28.000 If Eric Andre was free, if he wasn't contained by cable television, he would be able to show all the assholes. 1.00
01:45:35.000 That's why the internet is great because you can't find shit like that. 1.00
01:45:37.000 He would show a lot of assholes. 1.00
01:45:39.000 He would! 1.00
01:45:40.000 He would show whatever he wants to show.
01:45:42.000 Maybe he would be less weird if he could be free.
01:45:45.000 Right!
01:45:46.000 He'd be like, oh, that's normal. 1.00
01:45:46.000 Yeah, he's just showing assholes being rubbed together. 1.00
01:45:48.000 That's great. 1.00
01:45:48.000 You know what's really crazy? 1.00
01:45:50.000 That YouTube has like a stranglehold on video online.
01:45:54.000 Video online seems so simple.
01:45:56.000 It was, wasn't it?
01:45:57.000 Everybody has an iPhone.
01:45:58.000 Everybody's iPhone makes videos. 0.95
01:45:59.000 How the fuck is there only a YouTube? 0.92
01:46:02.000 Right. 0.97
01:46:03.000 That is funny.
01:46:03.000 It's crazy.
01:46:04.000 That's why I'm about to start Fredster.
01:46:07.000 No, Freddy's getting out.
01:46:08.000 He's drifting all the way out of camera.
01:46:10.000 He's got to slide over.
01:46:11.000 There we go.
01:46:12.000 There you go.
01:46:13.000 We're getting crazy. 0.54
01:46:14.000 Didn't Joe Biden say something about low-income black people knowing how to use the internet?
01:46:18.000 He said that yesterday.
01:46:19.000 Even though they have smartphones? 0.92
01:46:20.000 He said black people can't get online to get in line for the COVID vaccine. 0.53
01:46:25.000 He said we got too many people that can't get online. 0.98
01:46:28.000 It's so crazy.
01:46:29.000 You watch him talk and they can't control him.
01:46:31.000 They let him out there.
01:46:32.000 He's like a 1920s dude.
01:46:34.000 And they wind him up.
01:46:37.000 They fill him up with Adderall.
01:46:39.000 And they push him on the stage. 1.00
01:46:40.000 And he says some 1920s shit. 1.00
01:46:42.000 And they coach him. 0.99
01:46:43.000 He's like, oh gosh, Darren, do I said that?
01:46:45.000 Did I said that?
01:46:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:46:48.000 He said some crazy shit. 1.00
01:46:50.000 He said black kids are just as good as white kids. 1.00
01:46:52.000 No, no, no. 0.99
01:46:53.000 He said poor kids could learn just as good as white kids. 0.89
01:46:59.000 That's what he said. 0.52
01:47:00.000 That's what he said.
01:47:02.000 That's what he said.
01:47:03.000 And everybody was like, it's okay.
01:47:05.000 He's not Trump.
01:47:06.000 It's okay.
01:47:08.000 Yeah.
01:47:09.000 Like, it's okay.
01:47:10.000 He's not Trump.
01:47:11.000 I'm like, come on, Joe.
01:47:12.000 Come on, Joe. 1.00
01:47:13.000 Didn't Joe fill on some asses and shit, too? 1.00
01:47:15.000 This is all unnecessary. 1.00
01:47:17.000 Did he do some bullshit with some sexual shit? 1.00
01:47:21.000 Yeah, he sniffed heads. 1.00
01:47:22.000 He sniffs people.
01:47:23.000 He sniffs people.
01:47:23.000 Not that big a deal.
01:47:24.000 Oh, okay.
01:47:26.000 Cocaine Joe. 1.00
01:47:27.000 Let my black ass go sniff a bit. 1.00
01:47:29.000 Hell no! 1.00
01:47:31.000 They'll ban cocaine.
01:47:32.000 I'm getting me too. 0.99
01:47:34.000 If I hug bitches and start smelling them, I'm getting me too. 1.00
01:47:37.000 It's like a wolf smelling your baby. 1.00
01:47:40.000 Yeah.
01:47:40.000 Like a wolf got up to your baby and was like this.
01:47:46.000 Like Joe, what the fuck you doing? 1.00
01:47:49.000 How come nobody really talked about how like Joe, like one of his best buddies was in the KKK. I don't think that was one of his best buddies, right? 0.99
01:47:57.000 It was like one dude that went to something.
01:47:59.000 He's in his top eight on MySpace, but he ain't his best buddy.
01:48:01.000 It's not good.
01:48:02.000 I'm not defending it.
01:48:04.000 I don't think they were hanging out together, and he's like, I get it.
01:48:07.000 I get it.
01:48:09.000 Let's just lie about it in front of the cameras.
01:48:12.000 I don't think it was one of his best buddies.
01:48:16.000 Yeah, he's like, yeah, we fish. 0.99
01:48:20.000 Back before the internet, they thought they could do shit like that. 0.97
01:48:22.000 Listen, Joe is one of the guys back in the 70s who was saying, I don't want to segregate schools because I don't want a racial jungle. 0.97
01:48:28.000 But he's come a long way.
01:48:30.000 He hasn't been in the presidency without a black person yet.
01:48:32.000 Well, here's the 1994 crime bill.
01:48:35.000 Yeah.
01:48:36.000 He signed that.
01:48:37.000 How many people are in jail because of that right now?
01:48:42.000 Come on.
01:48:42.000 While you and I and you, while we're all sitting here, how many people are in a cage right now and may be listening to this on a smuggled phone?
01:48:52.000 I'm sorry, fellas.
01:48:53.000 There's guys out there that are listening to this on a smuggled phone.
01:48:57.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:48:58.000 And this guy's in jail off that three strike shit that Kamala Harris was pushing in California. 0.96
01:49:03.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:49:04.000 She fucked up a lot of families too. 0.99
01:49:06.000 Don't get me wrong, I don't think that Trump should have been the president anymore. 1.00
01:49:10.000 But we gotta look at these two motherfuckers that we elected and be like, we gotta understand, we elected the fucking police. 1.00
01:49:17.000 But maybe that's the problem. 1.00
01:49:17.000 We need to have a five party system. 1.00
01:49:20.000 Because this is bullshit what's happening. 0.97
01:49:22.000 You're just kind of funneled into these two things that may not represent you. 0.99
01:49:25.000 Exactly.
01:49:26.000 But then it's also like, well, there's so many geeks running.
01:49:28.000 Right.
01:49:29.000 Like, this is crazy.
01:49:30.000 Listen, I don't care what you...
01:49:32.000 I'm not in the aisle.
01:49:32.000 You know that.
01:49:33.000 You're not in it either. 0.98
01:49:34.000 So I'm saying, like, you look at a Ted Cruz, you're just like, how the fuck do people keep voting this guy in? 0.99
01:49:38.000 This guy won't defend his wife when somebody calls her ugly. 0.99
01:49:40.000 By the way, Heidi Cruz isn't ugly. 1.00
01:49:42.000 She's not ugly.
01:49:43.000 She's not.
01:49:44.000 Yeah, but compared to Trump's wife... 1.00
01:49:48.000 Trump's wife will literally get you. 1.00
01:49:53.000 Pound for pound, that's probably the baddest first lady in history. 1.00
01:49:56.000 The baddest bitch to ever come to the White House. 1.00
01:49:57.000 If Trump's wife was double-blind, placebo-controlled, studied on getting guys to leave their wives, we'd have real problems. 1.00
01:50:06.000 There's something about that accent, too.
01:50:08.000 That Russian show?
01:50:09.000 It's strong and powerful.
01:50:10.000 She grew up in a place where there's not a lot of potatoes. 0.97
01:50:12.000 Yeah.
01:50:13.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:50:14.000 She wrestled bears.
01:50:15.000 Probably. 1.00
01:50:15.000 I fucked a couple Russian bitches when I went to Russia. 1.00
01:50:18.000 The Russian Mafia made me stay out till like 8 a.m. 1.00
01:50:21.000 I was like, yo, I'm not fucking with y'all niggas no more, man. 1.00
01:50:23.000 What's your limit? 1.00
01:50:24.000 7?
01:50:25.000 7 a.m.?
01:50:26.000 7 a.m.
01:50:27.000 is time for breakfast and bed.
01:50:28.000 Yeah, about 6. 6. That's hilarious.
01:50:30.000 About 6, 7. This is 8. Come on, man.
01:50:32.000 The sun's out.
01:50:33.000 I mean, they're just making me go out all night. 1.00
01:50:35.000 They're just like, yo, you are going to fuck one of these bitches tonight, Freddy. 1.00
01:50:38.000 I want you to know that. 1.00
01:50:39.000 And I'm like, okay, man. 1.00
01:50:40.000 I was like, dospedaña, motherfucker. 1.00
01:50:41.000 Let's get it. 1.00
01:50:42.000 Let's get it.
01:50:43.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:50:44.000 So...
01:50:45.000 But Russia, I didn't really enjoy Russia too much.
01:50:49.000 What didn't you like about it?
01:50:51.000 The food. 0.99
01:50:52.000 I don't want to eat no goddamn borscht all day. 0.99
01:50:57.000 They invented food to keep alive. 0.99
01:51:00.000 Right.
01:51:01.000 It's cold out there, bro.
01:51:02.000 You gotta understand about Russia's history with Stalin.
01:51:05.000 There's a lot of people that starve to death.
01:51:07.000 It's like Siberia, Asia. 0.59
01:51:09.000 Not just that, but Stalin imposed all sorts of crazy restrictions on people that forced crazy famine to the point where people were eating their children.
01:51:20.000 Like, for real?
01:51:21.000 Yes.
01:51:23.000 Documented.
01:51:25.000 Cannibals?
01:51:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:26.000 Not just cannibals. 1.00
01:51:27.000 Listen, there's some fucking homeless guy who's dying of a heroin overdose and I beat him over the head with a rock and eat his ass. 1.00
01:51:35.000 I mean, I'm just trying to stay alive. 1.00
01:51:38.000 I'm just trying to stay alive.
01:51:40.000 This guy was already dead.
01:51:41.000 I don't even know him. 0.55
01:51:42.000 But eating your own kids...
01:51:44.000 This is documented during the Stalin administration. 1.00
01:51:47.000 Damn, that's some sick shit. 1.00
01:51:48.000 Would you eat your kids? 1.00
01:51:49.000 It's not a chance in hell. 1.00
01:51:51.000 No fucking way. 1.00
01:51:52.000 I would throw myself into a rock wall until I died. 1.00
01:51:56.000 Right, exactly.
01:51:57.000 It's not a chance.
01:51:58.000 It's not a chance.
01:51:59.000 I eat myself.
01:52:02.000 But that's the power of a person who's free versus the power of a person who's lived their whole life scared.
01:52:09.000 When you're under the grip of a guy like Stalin, You know, an extreme dictator, whether it's Hitler or Stalin or Mussolini or even Genghis Khan. 0.92
01:52:18.000 Like, you're fucking scared all the time. 0.99
01:52:20.000 They could come and kill your wife in front of you. 1.00
01:52:23.000 Right. 0.97
01:52:23.000 You know, one of the things that Saddam Hussein and his sons, Uday and Hussein, is that their names? 0.97
01:52:29.000 Uday?
01:52:29.000 Uday.
01:52:29.000 You know what they used to do?
01:52:30.000 They would find women that were being married, and on their wedding day, they would take them. 0.97
01:52:34.000 They would take them, and they would rape them, and then they would feed them to their dogs. 1.00
01:52:38.000 Whoa! 1.00
01:52:39.000 They killed these women. 1.00
01:52:41.000 Feed them to their dogs. 1.00
01:52:42.000 They had dogs that they kept where they would rape women and then feed them to their dogs. 1.00
01:52:48.000 Now, imagine that this is all happening while like fucking, you know, Rambo's happening in the movies and Star Wars and we're all going to the fucking store and buying big gulps at 7-Eleven. 1.00
01:53:03.000 All this stuff is happening and Saddam Hussein's kids are feeding brides to dogs. 1.00
01:53:10.000 Damn. 1.00
01:53:10.000 Damn. 1.00
01:53:11.000 Saddam Hussein was some sick motherfuckers, though. 1.00
01:53:14.000 QAnon, where you at on this? 1.00
01:53:15.000 Sick motherfuckers who raised even sicker motherfuckers. 1.00
01:53:18.000 Right. 1.00
01:53:19.000 Because he was sick, but his parents weren't dictators. 0.90
01:53:22.000 He's a dictator.
01:53:24.000 Right.
01:53:25.000 So imagine the sickness he imposes on his children.
01:53:27.000 Mm-hmm.
01:53:30.000 Barron Trump's going to be so fun, I feel like.
01:53:33.000 He's going to be so fun.
01:53:34.000 He's probably going to be the best comic of all time.
01:53:35.000 I believe it.
01:53:36.000 I believe Barron Trump's going to be so funny. 1.00
01:53:38.000 Imagine if he just starts going on stage with a fucking bottle of vodka. 1.00
01:53:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:44.000 He's on Adderall. 1.00
01:53:45.000 He starts talking shit. 1.00
01:53:46.000 First of all, I never asked for any of this. 1.00
01:53:51.000 Right.
01:53:52.000 And everybody goes crazy.
01:53:54.000 Or he gives up straight Tupac. 1.00
01:53:56.000 He's just like, fuck you, your man's fucked up, your label's... 1.00
01:53:58.000 The whole institution's fucked up. 1.00
01:54:01.000 I love... 0.99
01:54:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:02.000 Barron Trump, man.
01:54:04.000 Melania and Barron gonna go do their own thing. 1.00
01:54:06.000 They don't fuck with that. 0.99
01:54:07.000 Who knows? 0.99
01:54:08.000 Maybe he'll make it worth their while.
01:54:09.000 Right.
01:54:10.000 Right.
01:54:10.000 I mean, I'm gonna vote for him, but...
01:54:12.000 There's gotta be something appealing.
01:54:14.000 Here's the thing.
01:54:14.000 As heinous as he is, there's gotta be something appealing about what that guy's managed to accomplish.
01:54:21.000 Trump? 1.00
01:54:22.000 He became the fucking president. 1.00
01:54:23.000 He's made billions. 1.00
01:54:24.000 He's lost billions and made billions and he owes hundreds of millions.
01:54:28.000 And people are like, whoa, he's in debt!
01:54:31.000 He's in debt! 0.98
01:54:32.000 One of the reasons why he's in debt is because he's so fucking crazy he asked for wild loans. 0.99
01:54:37.000 Exactly. 0.99
01:54:39.000 He's been bankrupt more time.
01:54:40.000 He almost bankrupted America.
01:54:41.000 I'm like, this guy's one of the best.
01:54:43.000 He is.
01:54:44.000 But he's Mary and Mary.
01:54:45.000 We keep hiring him.
01:54:46.000 Listen, we're all happy.
01:54:47.000 We can agree.
01:54:47.000 We're all happy he's not president anymore.
01:54:49.000 Nah, I don't want to be president no more.
01:54:51.000 I'm happy he's not president.
01:54:51.000 I don't want to be president no more.
01:54:52.000 You're happy he's not president.
01:54:53.000 Sure.
01:54:54.000 I'm happy he's not president.
01:54:55.000 It's all working out.
01:54:55.000 We're all happy.
01:54:56.000 But what?
01:54:57.000 Before COVID hit, the economy was booming.
01:55:00.000 Nobody wants to admit that.
01:55:01.000 I don't understand the economy.
01:55:03.000 We admitted it, though.
01:55:03.000 We talked about it.
01:55:04.000 Yeah, we did.
01:55:04.000 It was.
01:55:05.000 Listen, I don't understand the economy.
01:55:07.000 But I do know that the unemployment numbers were crazy low and that the economy was booming.
01:55:13.000 Stock market was booming. 1.00
01:55:14.000 Shit was happening. 1.00
01:55:15.000 If COVID doesn't happen, that man is still president. 1.00
01:55:17.000 He might be the GOAT. Yeah.
01:55:19.000 He might be the Michael Jordan. 0.99
01:55:22.000 When Trump got in office, I made more money than I ever made in my fucking life. 0.99
01:55:28.000 Same! 0.99
01:55:31.000 I want you to imagine a world where there's no COVID and then psychedelics get legalized and we get Trump on mushrooms and we just let him keep going.
01:55:40.000 Keep going for the good of humanity.
01:55:44.000 You already made all the money.
01:55:46.000 You're already the president of the world.
01:55:48.000 And I got some mushrooms.
01:55:48.000 Let's get high and hug each other.
01:55:50.000 Let's get high and hug.
01:55:51.000 But then I gotta hear the propaganda machine tell me that racists are coming to take me and my kids.
01:55:55.000 You know what I mean?
01:55:56.000 Because that's what's gonna happen the whole time he's there.
01:55:58.000 Well, that's the Russia-America thing too, right?
01:56:00.000 It's like we don't talk to each other. 1.00
01:56:01.000 If we all talked to each other, we'd be all like, oh, this is bullshit. 1.00
01:56:04.000 Like, I don't wanna nuke you. 1.00
01:56:07.000 You don't wanna nuke me?
01:56:07.000 I didn't know what you were saying.
01:56:09.000 I couldn't understand it. 1.00
01:56:12.000 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, bro. 1.00
01:56:15.000 Turns out you're cool. 0.99
01:56:16.000 Give me a hug.
01:56:17.000 Let's go fishing.
01:56:18.000 You know?
01:56:19.000 That is kind of, I guess, Russia's and America's way of manifest destiny, though, right? 0.80
01:56:23.000 Bro, it's in the Bible.
01:56:24.000 Right.
01:56:25.000 It really is. 1.00
01:56:26.000 Because the Chinese don't do that shit. 1.00
01:56:27.000 It's the Tower of Babel. 1.00
01:56:29.000 It's in the Bible.
01:56:30.000 If we could all talk...
01:56:32.000 Listen, we're having a hard enough time with red versus blue. 0.99
01:56:35.000 I saw some smart people on Twitter that were saying, hey Texas, you real happy your fucking state's red? 0.99
01:56:45.000 Hope you fucking pull yourself up by your bootstraps and figure it out. 0.99
01:56:49.000 There's families out there that have been here for generations. 1.00
01:56:52.000 They're starving to death.
01:56:54.000 They're all colors.
01:56:55.000 A lot of them are from other countries.
01:56:57.000 They're starving to death too.
01:56:59.000 They're freezing to death.
01:57:00.000 There's a million people with no power. 1.00
01:57:02.000 What the fuck are you upset? 1.00
01:57:03.000 All those liberals you're talking about, they're saying it to the people of your ilk. 1.00
01:57:07.000 They're not saying it to the Fifth Ward in Houston.
01:57:09.000 They're not saying it to the slums of the projects here in Austin or in San Antonio or Dallas.
01:57:14.000 You know what I mean?
01:57:15.000 Oak Park and Dallas. 1.00
01:57:15.000 I ain't saying that shit to them. 1.00
01:57:17.000 But they're saying it. 0.99
01:57:18.000 They don't know they're saying it to them, but they really are.
01:57:21.000 Because they're saying it to all of Texas.
01:57:23.000 Texas could easily be like four European countries.
01:57:26.000 Easy, easy.
01:57:27.000 Easy.
01:57:28.000 Easy. 0.99
01:57:28.000 Damn near the continent. 0.99
01:57:29.000 It's gigantic. 1.00
01:57:31.000 It's so big.
01:57:32.000 It's so big and there's so many different kinds of people here.
01:57:35.000 We got hit with a one out of 120 year storm.
01:57:40.000 That's what they're saying.
01:57:41.000 Yeah, it happens.
01:57:42.000 It's weird.
01:57:43.000 But you can't be mean.
01:57:44.000 There's no need to be mean.
01:57:46.000 No one was mean to you.
01:57:47.000 You don't have to be mean.
01:57:48.000 No, California's mean to itself.
01:57:50.000 It's not just California, man.
01:57:52.000 It's everybody.
01:57:53.000 Oh, is it really?
01:57:53.000 Yeah, it's people that are...
01:57:54.000 I thought it was just Cali.
01:57:55.000 Hurt people hurt people, right?
01:57:57.000 You know that expression?
01:57:58.000 And people in California are hurt.
01:58:00.000 They're hurt.
01:58:01.000 And they're hurt at people like me that moved.
01:58:03.000 Or hurt, bro.
01:58:04.000 They're hurt.
01:58:04.000 Joey, miss you.
01:58:05.000 You can come back to right here.
01:58:07.000 This is the new California.
01:58:08.000 This is the new thing, man.
01:58:10.000 We don't have to go to that spot. 0.98
01:58:12.000 That spot's fucked up. 0.99
01:58:13.000 Keep moving. 1.00
01:58:14.000 It's crazy what they did.
01:58:15.000 It's a shame what they did to California.
01:58:16.000 Especially Los Angeles.
01:58:17.000 It's inevitable.
01:58:18.000 In Los Angeles, is it?
01:58:20.000 This is why.
01:58:21.000 The show business.
01:58:22.000 Go ahead.
01:58:22.000 Because they have to figure out how to defeat wokeness.
01:58:25.000 The only way to defeat wokeness is to show what a catastrophic failure it really is. 1.00
01:58:30.000 Because even the people that claim to be woke, they're really at it for personal profit.
01:58:35.000 When you find out they leave office and they make hundreds of thousands of dollars for speeches in front of bankers, you're like, Ah! 1.00
01:58:42.000 You got me, you fuck! 1.00
01:58:44.000 God damn it! 1.00
01:58:46.000 You got me! 1.00
01:58:46.000 Gavin Newsom was gifted a million dollar house! 1.00
01:58:49.000 What was that thing I sent you, Jamie?
01:58:51.000 Gavin, our governor of California?
01:58:53.000 No, no, no.
01:58:53.000 Three.
01:58:54.000 Three houses?
01:58:55.000 Three million dollar house.
01:58:56.000 Okay, three million dollars.
01:58:57.000 And then took a mortgage on it.
01:58:59.000 So he's gifted a house, and he takes a mortgage on the house, so it's like you get free money.
01:59:04.000 You get free money.
01:59:06.000 You get a couple million bucks.
01:59:06.000 It's a way someone can bribe you.
01:59:09.000 Yeah, so look at this thing I sent Jamie.
01:59:11.000 I don't know.
01:59:12.000 It's the worst that comes up about this.
01:59:13.000 California ex-mayor slams Governor Newsom's use of behested payments as recall threat nears 1.8 million signatures.
01:59:22.000 Behested payments are this weird thing where, like, there's a giant increase.
01:59:27.000 From $226 million in 2020 up from $12 million the year before.
01:59:33.000 Wow.
01:59:34.000 So it was $12 million in 2019 and then $226 million in 2020 while the world is burning.
01:59:46.000 Yeah.
01:59:48.000 Look how crazy this is.
01:59:49.000 If that's true, and I don't know if it's true, because I'm just reading Fox News communist websites. 1.00
01:59:55.000 It could be bullshit. 1.00
01:59:56.000 That's crazy. 1.00
01:59:57.000 But, but, but, but, but, there's multiple sources saying this.
02:00:01.000 It might be real.
02:00:02.000 It might be what's really going on.
02:00:05.000 But it's also, I mean, if you just look at, listen, I don't even hate Gavin.
02:00:07.000 I actually like Gavin.
02:00:08.000 I liked Gavin.
02:00:09.000 Have you ever met him?
02:00:10.000 Never met him.
02:00:10.000 But I liked that he legalized weed.
02:00:14.000 He was a great...
02:00:15.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:00:16.000 That wasn't him?
02:00:17.000 No, no, no, no. 0.99
02:00:18.000 There's a fucking photo in my old studio of Burt Kreischer pulling his shirt off and running around the stage when they... 0.99
02:00:25.000 That's not true. 0.99
02:00:27.000 Right?
02:00:28.000 No.
02:00:28.000 It was the same podcast.
02:00:30.000 We thought it was the time...
02:00:32.000 We thought it was the moment where marijuana became legal in California.
02:00:36.000 Burt took his shirt off and ran around.
02:00:38.000 Apparently, Burt took his shirt off and ran around multiple times.
02:00:42.000 Right.
02:00:42.000 And someone figured out that the moment where he took his shirt off in that photo was not...
02:00:47.000 Okay.
02:00:48.000 It was not in fact...
02:00:50.000 So Newsom didn't...
02:00:51.000 You're saying he wasn't the guy?
02:00:52.000 No!
02:00:53.000 But this...
02:00:53.000 I mean...
02:00:53.000 They voted it in!
02:00:56.000 California voted it in. 0.99
02:00:57.000 In 2018 or whatever the fuck it was. 0.99
02:01:00.000 2016. He was a big advocate for it though. 0.75
02:01:04.000 So was everybody else.
02:01:05.000 They go like this. 0.59
02:01:07.000 They lick their finger.
02:01:08.000 Which way is the wind blowing?
02:01:09.000 It's going that way.
02:01:10.000 Me too.
02:01:11.000 What a coincidence.
02:01:12.000 What a coincidence.
02:01:13.000 I'm going that way too.
02:01:14.000 I think he's an okay ideas guy.
02:01:15.000 I just think his leadership as a governor...
02:01:17.000 I don't think he could ever be president because his leadership is so faulty.
02:01:19.000 Well, it's over.
02:01:20.000 And what I say to you, I was saying with the $30 billion earlier, it's like, if me and Fred and you are working at the comedy store, right?
02:01:26.000 And there's $30 missing from the till, and Dean or somebody is saying like, yo, there's $30 missing here, bro.
02:01:31.000 And that's like, that's three days in a row here.
02:01:33.000 What's going on with you?
02:01:34.000 You're fired.
02:01:35.000 Right.
02:01:36.000 $30 billion in front, and nobody got fired or died or went to jail? 0.99
02:01:39.000 You put a fucking camera up, and you find out who's up. 0.99
02:01:41.000 Who's been doing it? 1.00
02:01:42.000 And that's how Tommy got fired.
02:01:44.000 And they still haven't done it, though.
02:01:45.000 I'm saying.
02:01:46.000 They haven't even put the cameras up though!
02:01:48.000 No! 0.99
02:01:49.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00
02:01:50.000 This is what I'm saying about it. 0.99
02:01:51.000 I'm like, yo, show business is the number one form of economy in California, right?
02:01:57.000 And it's in Los Angeles.
02:01:58.000 And we talked this offline.
02:01:59.000 It was like, the whole reason Los Angeles exists is because of Hollywood, right?
02:02:03.000 So you have show business, you have the tourism that show business brings in from all the people coming from all the places.
02:02:07.000 You have the service industry that caters to the people who are coming in, the actors, actresses, the dreamers who work in these places or are serving these people.
02:02:14.000 Then you have the hospitality service that does the same thing.
02:02:16.000 Now, you're saying, okay, you guys make $813 billion, $900 billion a year for us.
02:02:21.000 Eh, I don't really want to serve you guys. 0.93
02:02:23.000 I'm going to serve the big tech companies or the farming industry in these other places, these blue-collar type of things, or this white-collar shit that the big techs do. 0.96
02:02:29.000 But Hollywood, you guys are dreamers. 1.00
02:02:31.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:02:32.000 Fuck your restaurants. 1.00
02:02:33.000 Fuck your hotels. 1.00
02:02:35.000 Fuck your homeless problem. 1.00
02:02:37.000 Right. 1.00
02:02:37.000 And fuck your tourism, Los Angeles. 1.00
02:02:39.000 And it's 120,000 people on the fucking streets in Los Angeles. 1.00
02:02:42.000 It is. 0.99
02:02:43.000 And they're keeping us in the house saying, like, stay in the house. 1.00
02:02:45.000 And I got comics telling me, stay in the fucking house. 0.99
02:02:47.000 Don't do outdoor shows. 1.00
02:02:48.000 It's just upsetting.
02:02:49.000 I can't even be funny about it.
02:02:50.000 But those comics, are any of them any good?
02:02:53.000 I don't think they are.
02:02:54.000 Some are, some aren't.
02:02:55.000 Name one.
02:02:56.000 Name them.
02:02:57.000 I'm not gonna name no names. 0.99
02:02:59.000 They're all mediocre.
02:03:01.000 Yeah, but they're all saying, like, stay in the house and earn a living, you know what I mean?
02:03:04.000 Who's telling you what to do and why?
02:03:06.000 But who?
02:03:07.000 It's the scene they're saying, like, hey, you guys shouldn't open.
02:03:10.000 Who's not confused?
02:03:12.000 Who's not unsure?
02:03:13.000 Who's not conflicted?
02:03:16.000 I am.
02:03:17.000 I am.
02:03:17.000 That's why you came here.
02:03:18.000 Listen, I'm conflicted.
02:03:21.000 I'm not so sure of what I can tell you to do, but I'll tell you what I do.
02:03:26.000 But there's so many people that are telling you what to do.
02:03:28.000 All the time! 1.00
02:03:29.000 Why are you telling me what to do when I know you're a pussy? 1.00
02:03:33.000 I know you're a pussy. 1.00
02:03:35.000 I know if shit gets crazy you're gonna cry. 1.00
02:03:38.000 And you're telling everybody what to do? 0.99
02:03:42.000 Especially about something we have almost a year of data on.
02:03:46.000 Thank you.
02:03:46.000 And that's where I'm coming from.
02:03:47.000 It's like, yo, it's almost been 12 months.
02:03:49.000 It's coming to March 11th, right?
02:03:51.000 March 19th or whatever.
02:03:52.000 It'll be a year.
02:03:53.000 You can't tell me at this point that we know what's going on.
02:03:55.000 We see the data that's happening. 1.00
02:03:57.000 Stop telling me to stay in the fucking house. 1.00
02:03:58.000 Stop trying to make a living. 1.00
02:03:59.000 There's so many variables.
02:04:01.000 Yeah.
02:04:01.000 There's so many variables.
02:04:03.000 There's so many people that have been cowards their whole life. 0.64
02:04:06.000 And they're on Facebook. 0.90
02:04:08.000 And they're talking on Facebook.
02:04:10.000 And you read their words.
02:04:11.000 And their words seem like a normal person.
02:04:14.000 But it's not you.
02:04:15.000 I've known you for more than a decade.
02:04:18.000 I know you.
02:04:20.000 I know you. 0.99
02:04:22.000 I've only known you for a couple hours and I fucking know you. 0.99
02:04:25.000 Right. 0.99
02:04:25.000 I know you. 0.99
02:04:26.000 Yeah.
02:04:27.000 There's some people you don't know.
02:04:29.000 Word. 0.99
02:04:29.000 And those fucking people are just like, why are you doing shows? 0.99
02:04:34.000 Why aren't you hiding? 1.00
02:04:37.000 Why don't you stay inside? 0.99
02:04:39.000 Well, then tell my fucking documentary to landscape artists that do the same thing. 0.99
02:04:42.000 I can't go make a living, but he can? 0.99
02:04:45.000 Why can you? 1.00
02:04:45.000 Blowing fucking hot air in my face every day. 1.00
02:04:47.000 I thought it was an airborne virus. 0.99
02:04:49.000 Right.
02:04:50.000 Right. 1.00
02:04:51.000 I mean, wait, what the fuck? 1.00
02:04:52.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:04:53.000 We can't do shit in California. 1.00
02:04:54.000 California is very selective about, like, what they open. 1.00
02:04:58.000 Like, man, nigga, I was just in a strip club. 0.97
02:05:00.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:05:01.000 Do your best work in the strip club. 1.00
02:05:03.000 Texas doesn't give a fuck, dude. 1.00
02:05:04.000 Nah. 1.00
02:05:05.000 And you know what?
02:05:05.000 Texas looks at Florida and we're like, one day.
02:05:09.000 No.
02:05:09.000 One day.
02:05:10.000 One day we'll be as free as Florida.
02:05:12.000 Florida is the real America.
02:05:14.000 Freedom of thought.
02:05:16.000 Freedom of everything's down there. 0.99
02:05:17.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99
02:05:18.000 They're like, let's go. 0.99
02:05:19.000 Exactly.
02:05:20.000 Last time I was in Miami, they weren't even tripping on us wearing masks.
02:05:23.000 They were just like...
02:05:23.000 Andrew Schultz is there right now.
02:05:25.000 He said, if you wear a mask, they look like you're a pussy. 1.00
02:05:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:05:28.000 He said, he was texting me.
02:05:30.000 He's like, bro, it's wild down here.
02:05:33.000 But he brought on his Instagram, he said, I've never been more happy when a dude bumped into me at a nightclub and spilled his drink on my shoe.
02:05:40.000 I never, because I was just happy, the people were just right there. 0.99
02:05:43.000 He's like, I didn't even give a fuck. 0.97
02:05:44.000 Living life. 1.00
02:05:45.000 You can't do that shit. 1.00
02:05:45.000 Alive! 1.00
02:05:47.000 Live!
02:05:47.000 Risk taken!
02:05:49.000 Anybody who's listening to this in the world, if you come to Los Angeles right now, you're going to be depressed.
02:05:54.000 Tell me.
02:05:54.000 The energy is nasty.
02:05:55.000 Tell me, because I stopped you.
02:05:56.000 I stopped you.
02:05:57.000 We were all getting COVID tested before this podcast.
02:06:00.000 Tell me what it's like.
02:06:04.000 It's depressing, bro. 1.00
02:06:04.000 The energy out there is fucked up. 1.00
02:06:06.000 And everybody keeps saying, like, oh, you know, there's so many cases. 0.98
02:06:09.000 I remember in December, like, there's so many cases, this and that, but, you know, it's...
02:06:12.000 But we don't have a cold snap in California, right?
02:06:14.000 But we have 100,000 people on the streets, and you're saying it's an airborne virus.
02:06:17.000 You don't think it has something to do with it?
02:06:18.000 You don't think that the undocumented workers or the poor people who are dying in South LA has something to do with, like, what are the only people working?
02:06:24.000 Because right now, what's happening right now, this is your power dynamic.
02:06:27.000 Rich people are staying home and telling you to stay home because they're making the money.
02:06:30.000 And Gavin Newsom said this.
02:06:31.000 He said, oh, I don't know what you guys mean by businesses closing.
02:06:34.000 There's a lot of new billionaires who wouldn't say that. 1.00
02:06:36.000 I saw that crazy shit. 1.00
02:06:38.000 That was fucking arrogant. 1.00
02:06:40.000 I was never going to vote, but I'm like, yo, bro, you lost. 0.99
02:06:42.000 I wasn't even a fan, but now you lost a dude who was like, hey, I can defend some of the things you're saying because you have some good ideas.
02:06:48.000 But at that point, you're telling me, well, the rich people are happy, so then we're happy.
02:06:51.000 He's under pressure, man. 0.99
02:06:53.000 The middle class is fucked up because they can't work or they're working at home and they can't take their kids out to go do shit and be normal to socialize with people. 0.99
02:06:58.000 And the kids ain't in school. 0.99
02:06:59.000 Exactly.
02:06:59.000 And kids ain't, bro.
02:07:00.000 It's not necessary.
02:07:01.000 Kids ain't in school and they're robbing people. 0.97
02:07:02.000 My daughter in private school.
02:07:04.000 See, that helps. 1.00
02:07:05.000 Now let me tell you this, like, but with that bullshit, like... 0.99
02:07:09.000 They want your money. 1.00
02:07:10.000 So they're not going to say, hey, just stop the fucking school. 0.99
02:07:15.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
02:07:15.000 They're like, all right, well. 0.99
02:07:16.000 But hold on.
02:07:17.000 Yet they are.
02:07:17.000 They are in California.
02:07:19.000 But not the school my daughters go to.
02:07:21.000 They're making them go.
02:07:22.000 Well, you got a good one.
02:07:23.000 They'll have them go sometime.
02:07:23.000 Or they'll be like, all right, you're going to be the Zoom school teacher at home.
02:07:28.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:07:29.000 So it's like...
02:07:30.000 When they get under pressure by the state or the county, maybe they'll shut down.
02:07:34.000 But for the most part, my daughter's been going to school.
02:07:35.000 You know what's interesting out here?
02:07:37.000 Out here, if your school's religious, you get exemptions.
02:07:41.000 There you go.
02:07:42.000 Like, if you decide, my kid's a Catholic, your kid can go to a school, like in school, because they believe in God.
02:07:50.000 Because they believe in God.
02:07:54.000 You're right, you're fine.
02:07:55.000 No, I'm telling you the truth from my own experience with children.
02:07:58.000 This is real.
02:08:00.000 It's bizarre, man. 1.00
02:08:03.000 Usually, organized religion is fucked up, but now I'm like, damn, you get to go to school? 1.00
02:08:06.000 I'm with them. 1.00
02:08:07.000 Who are they to tell you? 0.99
02:08:08.000 It is fucked up, because I'm like, damn, if I couldn't afford private school, would my daughter be actually in real school? 0.99
02:08:13.000 Like, I wouldn't be in real school. 0.99
02:08:14.000 No, she'd be zoomed up and she'd be restless.
02:08:17.000 Trust in the government is way crazier than any other religion. 0.99
02:08:22.000 Trust in a bunch of people that can't fucking believe they're really the mayor or can't believe they're really the governor. 0.98
02:08:28.000 First of all, you're telling me they're not medicated? 1.00
02:08:32.000 All those fucks are medicated. 1.00
02:08:34.000 They're all on something. 1.00
02:08:35.000 They're all on SSRIs or Ambien or some sort of anti-anxiety, Xanax type deal.
02:08:43.000 All of them!
02:08:44.000 All of them.
02:08:45.000 Maybe a few of them are just on Athletic Greens. 1.00
02:08:48.000 But there's a lot of people out there that are on some dark shit. 0.99
02:08:51.000 They're out there making decisions for all of us. 1.00
02:08:54.000 I mean, when you say the Catholic Church, that shit just triggers me. 0.99
02:08:56.000 I go back to QAnon again, and this is my joke I made about QAnon again. 1.00
02:09:02.000 I'm like, yo, QAnon, you guys are culture-appropriating black people's shit. 1.00
02:09:07.000 We're afraid of the government. 1.00
02:09:08.000 We always have.
02:09:08.000 We have facts to back it up.
02:09:10.000 I haven't seen one thing from anybody in QAnon just like, well, this is happening.
02:09:13.000 The Marjorie Greene's or the Lauren Babbitt's.
02:09:16.000 I'm just like...
02:09:17.000 Come on, man.
02:09:17.000 What are you guys talking about?
02:09:18.000 That's the problem. 1.00
02:09:19.000 The Catholic Church has physical proof that they're fucking people. 1.00
02:09:23.000 It's separated through all sorts of lines. 1.00
02:09:25.000 Tribal lines.
02:09:25.000 We're tribal.
02:09:26.000 Right, right, right. 1.00
02:09:27.000 Yeah, we always talk about that shit. 1.00
02:09:28.000 We are tribal. 1.00
02:09:28.000 We do talk about it a lot because that's really what it is. 1.00
02:09:31.000 If we abandoned all that, like if we all did MDMA. Work.
02:09:35.000 You ever do that?
02:09:36.000 I only did it once.
02:09:37.000 I was holding hands with a dude.
02:09:38.000 We were holding hands.
02:09:39.000 And I was like, this feels so good.
02:09:42.000 We were both looking at each other.
02:09:45.000 That's humanity, though, right there.
02:09:46.000 Yeah, me and some Mexican dude.
02:09:48.000 We're sitting on a couch.
02:09:48.000 We're holding hands with each other.
02:09:50.000 And he's like, it feels good, right?
02:09:52.000 I was like, dude, it's amazing.
02:09:53.000 It's like the best feeling I've ever had in my life.
02:09:55.000 It wasn't sexual at all.
02:09:56.000 It was me and some dude holding hands.
02:09:58.000 We were cool.
02:09:59.000 That's funny.
02:10:00.000 It was good, right?
02:10:01.000 I like that. 1.00
02:10:01.000 That's real shit right there. 1.00
02:10:02.000 We abandoned because we were both on fucking two tabs. 1.00
02:10:06.000 We were on two tabs of MDMA. And we were both like, listen, it's all bullshit. 1.00
02:10:11.000 It's all bullshit. 1.00
02:10:12.000 He's like, it's cool at home. 1.00
02:10:13.000 He wasn't trying to fuck me. 1.00
02:10:15.000 I wasn't trying to fuck him. 1.00
02:10:16.000 We were holding hands. 0.99
02:10:17.000 He needed a co-sign that was cool, though.
02:10:18.000 I respect that.
02:10:18.000 I was holding hands with this dude, and we were cool with each other.
02:10:20.000 Oh, my God.
02:10:22.000 Why is that a problem?
02:10:23.000 If we could all just do Molly, we'd be fine.
02:10:26.000 Yes!
02:10:27.000 I really believe that.
02:10:28.000 Hey, get like Oregon, because Oregon, you can do drugs. 0.78
02:10:30.000 Now you can.
02:10:31.000 You can do everything, bro.
02:10:31.000 Legally.
02:10:32.000 So I'm going to sell crack right now.
02:10:33.000 Why don't you move to Oregon?
02:10:34.000 Why are you talking about going to Miami?
02:10:35.000 It's all decriminalized.
02:10:37.000 I don't know if decriminalized means they can't take it from you, but they definitely can't arrest you.
02:10:43.000 It's like a misdemeanor there, so they can find you probably.
02:10:45.000 But I think they can take it.
02:10:47.000 Like if they find you with some molly and some coke, like pure coke.
02:10:51.000 They can take it.
02:10:52.000 They're like, you can't handle this.
02:10:54.000 We just found out you can only get pure coke in 1990. You been to Vancouver?
02:10:58.000 You know Vancouver got the drug zone where they got all the shit. 0.99
02:11:01.000 It's like Amsterdam on the wire. 0.99
02:11:03.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:11:05.000 It's like three or four blocks.
02:11:06.000 That's the first place I ever did absinthe.
02:11:08.000 Oh, bro. 1.00
02:11:09.000 I'll never fuck with that again. 1.00
02:11:10.000 Really? 1.00
02:11:11.000 You did it?
02:11:11.000 I did Absinthe.
02:11:12.000 In Amsterdam, though?
02:11:13.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:11:14.000 I did in Vancouver.
02:11:16.000 I said it's like a cousin to drunk.
02:11:18.000 It's like drunk's cousin.
02:11:20.000 You think you're a drunk's house.
02:11:22.000 You're like, oh, you guys got velvet paintings.
02:11:26.000 Yeah, Absinthe ain't no joke.
02:11:27.000 Absinthe, it's illegal in America, ain't it?
02:11:29.000 No, no.
02:11:29.000 I mean, they have.
02:11:30.000 It was before. 0.99
02:11:32.000 I mean, not the shit that they sell in Amsterdam. 0.99
02:11:33.000 Not that Absinthe. 0.99
02:11:34.000 Yeah, I drunk some absinthe. 1.00
02:11:36.000 I'll never do that shit again, bro. 1.00
02:11:39.000 That shit hit me like that. 1.00
02:11:40.000 That was the weirdest feeling. 1.00
02:11:41.000 I enjoyed it immensely.
02:11:43.000 I believed in Harry Potter. 0.99
02:11:44.000 Damn. 0.99
02:11:45.000 That's some good absents. 0.99
02:11:47.000 I did it.
02:11:48.000 I started thinking about magic.
02:11:50.000 Absents to me was...
02:11:50.000 You're in Texas now.
02:11:51.000 You're doing lean now?
02:11:53.000 No.
02:11:53.000 You're on Dirty Sprite?
02:11:54.000 No.
02:11:55.000 You don't like opiates?
02:11:55.000 No, I do kettlebells.
02:11:57.000 I do kettlebells?
02:11:58.000 I used to do lean. 1.00
02:12:00.000 I used to drink that shit. 0.96
02:12:01.000 2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau effectively lifted the long-standing absents ban. 0.99
02:12:10.000 See, I told you.
02:12:12.000 2007. I had it right before then.
02:12:14.000 I think I had it in like 2002 in Vancouver.
02:12:18.000 Interesting.
02:12:18.000 I had it in 2010. I was doing Yuck Yucks.
02:12:21.000 Oh shit. 1.00
02:12:22.000 You ever do that? 1.00
02:12:23.000 Yeah, I've done Yuck Yucks.
02:12:24.000 That's how I found out about Absinthe Mountain.
02:12:26.000 The day it got unbanned. 1.00
02:12:28.000 My homeboy took me to go drink some of that bullshit. 1.00
02:12:31.000 And I was like, my nigga, I will never do this shit with you. 1.00
02:12:34.000 Green licorice. 1.00
02:12:34.000 Yeah, they had to like burn it. 1.00
02:12:36.000 It looked like we was doing crack.
02:12:37.000 Right, because you had to burn the sugar cube, right?
02:12:39.000 Yeah, you had to burn the sugar cube.
02:12:40.000 I have to correct myself.
02:12:40.000 I think I'm 2005. Oh, so you did it illegally.
02:12:44.000 No, no, it was legal in Vancouver.
02:12:46.000 In 2000, they were starting to sell it as something else.
02:12:48.000 It's called Absinthe Refined. 0.99
02:12:51.000 That's like fucking the new coke. 0.99
02:12:53.000 You ruined a tried and proven formula. 1.00
02:12:58.000 They brought original coke back.
02:13:02.000 Cocaine ain't the same.
02:13:04.000 Right now it's like 50,000 a kilo.
02:13:06.000 It's different.
02:13:07.000 You know what's like super underrated?
02:13:09.000 You know what's super, super underrated?
02:13:13.000 A cigarette before a comedy show.
02:13:15.000 Really?
02:13:15.000 Yeah, man.
02:13:16.000 You know who loves that?
02:13:16.000 Silverman.
02:13:17.000 Listen, you know who loves that?
02:13:19.000 Chappelle.
02:13:20.000 Word.
02:13:21.000 When Dave and I were doing these gigs, he's always smoking, and I wouldn't even thought to do it.
02:13:27.000 Until I met Joey Diaz, and until I started smoking pot, and I met Eddie Bravo, I was like, Mr. Straight Edge.
02:13:33.000 Really?
02:13:33.000 I was like, yeah, you gotta eat meat, and you gotta run steps.
02:13:36.000 And don't be a pussy! 1.00
02:13:37.000 I was a fighter when I was young. 1.00
02:13:42.000 I was kick-boxed and I fought a lot of martial arts tournaments.
02:13:44.000 I was scared of anything that's gonna set you back.
02:13:47.000 And then I met some dudes that were martial artists, like Eddie Bravo in particular, who's one of my best friends ever, who's a martial artist but also a pothead.
02:13:56.000 I'm like, explain! 0.98
02:13:57.000 Explain what the fuck you're doing. 0.98
02:13:58.000 He's like, it makes me creative. 0.99
02:13:59.000 Like, there's no way.
02:14:01.000 I go, okay, let's do it.
02:14:02.000 And we got high, and I was like, oh my god, I get it.
02:14:05.000 He was the first one to get you high?
02:14:07.000 Well, I got high.
02:14:08.000 Like that?
02:14:09.000 I mean, like, religiously?
02:14:10.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:14:12.000 When I was a kid, I probably smoked pot from the time I was, like, young till I was, like...
02:14:19.000 30. No, not even.
02:14:21.000 21. Maybe five times.
02:14:23.000 Yeah.
02:14:24.000 Maybe.
02:14:24.000 Yeah.
02:14:24.000 And then I took a long time off.
02:14:26.000 I thought it was for losers. 0.98
02:14:27.000 Word. 0.98
02:14:28.000 Yeah.
02:14:28.000 Yeah.
02:14:29.000 Most people do.
02:14:30.000 I did too at first.
02:14:31.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:14:32.000 I think when you're doing athletics as a kid, you never want to fuck with it. 1.00
02:14:37.000 Even my day I was like, I get that shit. 0.99
02:14:40.000 I mean, I wasn't like, ah, I'm going to be in doubt. 0.99
02:14:41.000 I was like, I get that.
02:14:42.000 I'm not going to do that because I want to fuck up my system because I want to be in sports. 0.99
02:14:45.000 Then when you get out, you're like, well, let me see what this shit's all about. 1.00
02:14:48.000 Nah, when I got to college and started playing football, I knew the motherfuckers. 1.00
02:14:50.000 I was like, yeah, everybody doing drugs. 1.00
02:14:52.000 Yeah, everybody. 1.00
02:14:53.000 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00
02:14:55.000 I overindulged. 1.00
02:14:56.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:14:56.000 You know, it's a jujitsu thing.
02:14:59.000 A big thing with jujitsu.
02:15:01.000 A lot of the best guys, they get high.
02:15:03.000 Really?
02:15:04.000 They get high before.
02:15:04.000 I used to get high every time it rolled.
02:15:06.000 Every time, me and Eddie Bravo, we would smoke, we would get real high.
02:15:11.000 Like, to the point where I was embarrassed a couple of times because I was trying to explain a position.
02:15:15.000 I was like, there's a position where there's a new counter, and I was trying to explain a counter to an omoplata.
02:15:20.000 I was trying to explain this one move, and I was so high, I didn't remember where to put my feet.
02:15:26.000 I didn't know where to go. 0.99
02:15:28.000 I was so high, and I was talking to another guy who was like a legit jiu-jitsu guy, and he was like, this fucking airhead. 0.99
02:15:34.000 And I was like... 0.99
02:15:38.000 I was like, I don't think I can remember.
02:15:39.000 Let me start from the beginning.
02:15:41.000 I had to take it like two steps before where I was explaining it to figure out how I got to where I was because I was so high.
02:15:47.000 But the best guys, like BJ Penn, Eddie Bravo, and this is just...
02:15:53.000 BJ Penn, really?
02:15:53.000 Yeah, BJ was one of the biggest potheads.
02:15:56.000 He convinced a lot of people because he was so good early on.
02:16:00.000 Bro, that guy won the Mundial, the World Championships with Jiu Jitsu, three years in the training.
02:16:07.000 It's just lit up all the time.
02:16:09.000 I love it.
02:16:10.000 Always high.
02:16:11.000 Always high.
02:16:12.000 Hicks and Gracie like to smoke weed.
02:16:14.000 All those guys like to smoke weed.
02:16:16.000 I used to live with the MMA cat who's a Whiff-Hom instructor now.
02:16:20.000 Wim Hof. 0.67
02:16:21.000 Wim Hof, my bad. 0.68
02:16:21.000 I'm high. 0.68
02:16:22.000 Wim Hof. 1.00
02:16:23.000 Did he ever whoop your ass? 1.00
02:16:24.000 Yeah, we used to like grab my shit. 1.00
02:16:27.000 He was trying to teach me. 0.99
02:16:28.000 But he was a major pilot and he would always tell me that same thing.
02:16:32.000 It's just good for recovery for me because I don't want to feel it.
02:16:34.000 It's that too, but it's also like abandonment of all your preconceived notions of what life is.
02:16:41.000 when you're doing jujitsu you're doing jujitsu and you're like well i'm a member of a neighborhood organization and uh you know i owe fifteen thousand dollars on my credit card and uh i'm worried i'm gonna get fired at my job and when you smoke pot and a dude's trying to strangle you all that goes away yeah and everybody realized it everybody realized that it makes it like you exist in a different dimension than the normal world You exist in this really high dimension where you're doing this intimate
02:17:11.000 sort of intricate strangle game where you're trying to break joints, choke each other.
02:17:17.000 You do it to each other over and over and over and over again.
02:17:21.000 It doesn't matter.
02:17:22.000 It doesn't matter.
02:17:23.000 And you're doing it while you're high.
02:17:26.000 It's not like being drunk.
02:17:28.000 See, if you're drunk, it slows you down.
02:17:31.000 But the high thing is it eliminates all the other variables.
02:17:36.000 I believe that.
02:17:37.000 Same thing as rapping.
02:17:38.000 Really?
02:17:38.000 Yes.
02:17:39.000 You get high.
02:17:40.000 Same thing.
02:17:40.000 And you just...
02:17:41.000 Oh, yes.
02:17:43.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:17:44.000 You go straight to the place you need to go to.
02:17:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:17:47.000 100%.
02:17:47.000 So I can relate.
02:17:50.000 But everybody who's great at something says that.
02:17:53.000 It's tunnel vision, man.
02:17:54.000 It's tunnel vision, dog.
02:17:55.000 It's like you said, I am the task.
02:17:58.000 Yes.
02:17:58.000 So, you know, I might fall off in other areas.
02:18:01.000 I might not be a good... 0.99
02:18:04.000 Boyfriend, husband, or some shit like that, but I'm a fucking great rapper, man. 0.99
02:18:08.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:18:09.000 And you know what I'm saying?
02:18:10.000 And to be that, I know that I gotta stay on the path to doing that. 0.98
02:18:13.000 And it's gonna be shit that I might lack in because I'm so laser-focused on being great at that. 0.99
02:18:20.000 That shit was so specific. 0.99
02:18:21.000 The thing is, too, the thing is, too, if you can do that, you can do anything. 1.00
02:18:26.000 He just said, he's like, you know, I might not be a good boyfriend or a husband.
02:18:29.000 He could have said, I'm not good with money, I'm not good with this.
02:18:31.000 He was very pointed about that.
02:18:34.000 He knows what he's saying.
02:18:36.000 I know what I'm not good at.
02:18:38.000 I don't believe in monogamy.
02:18:40.000 Word. 1.00
02:18:41.000 So, I don't really rock with that shit. 0.99
02:18:44.000 So, you know, I believe in, you know, I should have my way with whatever comes my way. 0.99
02:18:49.000 That's how I feel.
02:18:52.000 Monogamy don't really fit, you know, my kind of lifestyle or my kind of thing, you know?
02:18:56.000 So like when I bring up the idea of like open relationships to women and kind of like scare them away, so I don't get into... 0.98
02:19:02.000 Isn't it interesting that some people only want people to live the way they lived, right?
02:19:08.000 And this is why people had a problem with gay marriages, right?
02:19:12.000 That was a big deal.
02:19:13.000 Oh, yeah.
02:19:13.000 Until like the 2013 marriage.
02:19:16.000 There's a lot of prominent Democrats that were running for president.
02:19:19.000 Up until 2013, they're like, nope.
02:19:22.000 Man and a woman. 0.99
02:19:23.000 That's it.
02:19:24.000 Man and a woman. 0.99
02:19:26.000 That's crazy.
02:19:27.000 You're like, that is actually crazy.
02:19:28.000 And I'm going to tell you this.
02:19:30.000 You know what I mean?
02:19:30.000 I'm into religion and everything.
02:19:32.000 I'm into Islam and all of that.
02:19:33.000 But like I said, there's certain things, even with religion, that I don't agree with.
02:19:37.000 I don't agree with that. 1.00
02:19:39.000 Anti-gay shit. 1.00
02:19:40.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
02:19:41.000 I don't give a fuck who you fuck at night. 1.00
02:19:44.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:19:44.000 Who's the fuck that got? 1.00
02:19:45.000 Nothing to do with us. 0.99
02:19:46.000 Yeah, it don't got nothing to do with me, man.
02:19:47.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.94
02:19:48.000 So I just, you know, I feel like, you know, you should be free to do whatever the fuck you want to do. 0.99
02:19:51.000 You know what I think it is? 0.97
02:19:52.000 I think it's a weird test.
02:19:54.000 It's like, as we were talking about, like, what we used to be, what a human used to be a hundred years ago, two hundred years ago, a thousand years ago, and what we are now.
02:20:06.000 That keeps going. 0.99
02:20:07.000 And we're at this weird point where we're like, what do we give a fuck? 0.99
02:20:11.000 What do you care? 1.00
02:20:13.000 If dudes want to marry dudes, if you have a problem with that, you're the problem. 1.00
02:20:19.000 It's not dudes who want to marry dudes. 1.00
02:20:21.000 If a dude is like, hey, listen, bitch, you're going to marry me. 1.00
02:20:24.000 He's like, I really like chicks. 1.00
02:20:25.000 He's like, shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:20:26.000 Okay, then we might want to protect that dude. 1.00
02:20:30.000 Who's going to get married by a dude who wants to marry him. 0.74
02:20:34.000 But that's not what we're talking about.
02:20:36.000 Until it's that, if it's a guy who wants to marry a guy, then we should be encouraging as much as we are a man who wants to marry a man or a woman who wants to marry a woman.
02:20:45.000 Also right, yeah.
02:20:46.000 Do you want to date other colors or ethnicities? 1.00
02:20:48.000 Do whatever the fuck you want. 1.00
02:20:50.000 It's all bullshit. 1.00
02:20:51.000 Jack Johnson had a bad white bitch. 1.00
02:20:53.000 He had a lot of them. 1.00
02:20:54.000 That was his thing.
02:20:56.000 Yeah.
02:20:57.000 He did that.
02:20:57.000 He drove around with them in the convertible.
02:20:59.000 He did.
02:21:00.000 Yeah, because he wanted them to see it.
02:21:01.000 He's like, I'm conquering white supremacy.
02:21:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:21:04.000 Well, he was a man.
02:21:05.000 You know, they think that even when he lost, they think he might have taken a dive.
02:21:10.000 They don't know.
02:21:12.000 There's a lot of speculation.
02:21:14.000 Yeah.
02:21:14.000 Who did he lose to?
02:21:15.000 It was late in his life.
02:21:18.000 Yeah, it was like a tomato can kind of fighter?
02:21:20.000 Well, they think they might have set up a situation where, you know, like, listen, man. 0.99
02:21:25.000 Take some money, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
02:21:27.000 Let's end this. 0.97
02:21:28.000 It was real speculation.
02:21:29.000 April 5th, 1915, Johnson lost his title to Jess Willard, a working cowboy from Kansas who started boxing when he was 27 years old.
02:21:39.000 Nigga, I didn't know cowboy was a real job. 0.99
02:21:42.000 Here it is.
02:21:43.000 It's a real job right now.
02:21:44.000 How dare you?
02:21:45.000 Tina was.
02:21:46.000 You in Texas. 0.99
02:21:47.000 If you want to have a fucking viable horse to ride, sir, you respect the cowboys. 0.99
02:21:52.000 Many people thought Johnson purposely threw the fight because Willard was white in an effort to have his man act charges dropped. 1.00
02:22:02.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:22:04.000 So he did that. 1.00
02:22:05.000 So he'd be like, man, let me fuck these white bitches. 1.00
02:22:07.000 I lost to this white nigga right here. 1.00
02:22:08.000 You got him. 1.00
02:22:08.000 You got him. 1.00
02:22:10.000 Damn, Jack. 1.00
02:22:11.000 He took a dive. 1.00
02:22:12.000 He took a dive.
02:22:12.000 If we're deep into 2021, and this is like, how many years ago?
02:22:17.000 A hundred and...
02:22:18.000 Yeah.
02:22:19.000 How many?
02:22:19.000 Three?
02:22:19.000 106. How many years?
02:22:21.000 Imagine.
02:22:25.000 Imagine.
02:22:26.000 Imagine. 1.00
02:22:26.000 That fucking debate still raging on. 1.00
02:22:29.000 Right. 1.00
02:22:30.000 That's crazy.
02:22:32.000 The man act.
02:22:33.000 What is the man act?
02:22:34.000 No, well, Trump pardoned him.
02:22:36.000 He pardoned...
02:22:37.000 What?
02:22:37.000 Trump pardoned Jack Johnson.
02:22:40.000 No.
02:22:41.000 Really?
02:22:42.000 Trump pardoned Jack Johnson, everybody.
02:22:44.000 Please pull that up. 0.98
02:22:46.000 He probably pardoned Jack Johnson like Jack Johnson. 1.00
02:22:48.000 But meanwhile, Joe Exotic rots in a fucking cage. 1.00
02:22:52.000 Right. 1.00
02:22:52.000 Let's let him out. 1.00
02:22:54.000 Let's use him as a battery to make some money.
02:22:57.000 Right.
02:22:57.000 Okay?
02:22:58.000 That's beautiful.
02:22:59.000 There's money to be made.
02:23:01.000 Look at that.
02:23:02.000 Trump pardons.
02:23:03.000 Look how much they don't even like him.
02:23:04.000 Look at Stallone's there.
02:23:05.000 Hey, yo.
02:23:06.000 Hey, yo, man.
02:23:07.000 Hey, yo, man.
02:23:08.000 Look at Stallone.
02:23:09.000 Deontay.
02:23:09.000 That's Deontay in there.
02:23:10.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:23:11.000 That's hilarious. 1.00
02:23:13.000 Oh, Deontay, why was you there for that, man?
02:23:15.000 Wait, go to that guy's face, though, with the...
02:23:17.000 I think they're just happy.
02:23:18.000 With the cabbie hat on.
02:23:19.000 No, no, the other one.
02:23:19.000 The other one.
02:23:20.000 I've never seen that picture.
02:23:21.000 He don't look like he's...
02:23:22.000 That's Lennox Lewis, man.
02:23:23.000 That's Lennox Lewis.
02:23:24.000 That's Lennox Lewis.
02:23:25.000 Oh, my God.
02:23:26.000 I guarantee Mike Tyson when it did that. 0.90
02:23:29.000 He's right.
02:23:29.000 Mike Tyson wouldn't have did that.
02:23:31.000 Mike Tyson would not have did that.
02:23:32.000 Lennox Lewis is a fascinating guy.
02:23:35.000 He must be.
02:23:35.000 Has he been on the podcast?
02:23:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:37.000 You know, he plays chess at a really high level.
02:23:39.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:23:39.000 Damn. 1.00
02:23:40.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:23:40.000 I mean, he's brilliant. 1.00
02:23:41.000 Yeah, he's really brilliant.
02:23:42.000 He's British, man.
02:23:43.000 He's British, man.
02:23:44.000 Get out of here, man. 0.92
02:23:45.000 All them niggas can play chess over there. 1.00
02:23:46.000 He's also super nice, but also talks shit. 0.99
02:23:51.000 Like, it's kind of cool. 1.00
02:23:52.000 Like, he saw a pool table.
02:23:53.000 Smart demon, yeah. 0.68
02:23:54.000 He's like, come on, man.
02:23:55.000 You want to play some... 1.00
02:23:56.000 Like, all of a sudden, like, oh, shit, we're having fun. 0.99
02:23:59.000 I mean, I respect him. 0.99
02:24:00.000 He beat Mike Tyson.
02:24:01.000 Dude, he didn't just beat Mike Tyson.
02:24:03.000 When Lennox Lewis was in his prime, how about when he revenged against Hasim Rahman? 0.98
02:24:07.000 Right.
02:24:08.000 How about that?
02:24:08.000 Rahman had knocked him out.
02:24:10.000 Yeah.
02:24:10.000 And they caught him, and he thought they stopped the fight early.
02:24:12.000 They caught him and stopped him.
02:24:14.000 Yeah.
02:24:14.000 Imagine.
02:24:15.000 Comes back and KOs him with one punch. 0.68
02:24:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:24:18.000 Dude.
02:24:18.000 Yeah, he might be one of the most underrated.
02:24:20.000 Yeah, he fucked Rahman. 0.99
02:24:21.000 Most underrated ever. 1.00
02:24:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:23.000 One of the most underrated ever.
02:24:24.000 He is.
02:24:25.000 That's because he British.
02:24:26.000 It's that.
02:24:27.000 It's that.
02:24:28.000 But that might be it, right?
02:24:30.000 That's why we don't give him the credit.
02:24:32.000 That's why, bro.
02:24:34.000 We don't respect British boxers like that over here like that. 1.00
02:24:36.000 Meanwhile, we like Tyson Fury.
02:24:38.000 We're pretty happy.
02:24:38.000 We love him.
02:24:39.000 We love him. 1.00
02:24:39.000 We fuck with Tyson Fury. 1.00
02:24:40.000 We love him. 1.00
02:24:41.000 But he's a gypsy. 1.00
02:24:41.000 He's in a caravan like Brad Pitt, that fucking movie Snatch. 1.00
02:24:45.000 I love Tyson Fury. 0.99
02:24:47.000 Right?
02:24:48.000 But also Deontay Wilder.
02:24:49.000 Like, Deontay Wilder became Deontay Wilder because of what he did to Tyson Fury in the first fight.
02:24:54.000 Everybody knew what he was, but everybody was like, what happens when he fights the best of the best?
02:24:59.000 When he dropped Tyson Fury in that 12th round, when he hit him with a right hand and then a left hook as he's going down, and then he went like this, everyone's like, oh!
02:25:09.000 I screamed like my wife was worried something was wrong. 1.00
02:25:13.000 I was sitting on the edge of the bed.
02:25:15.000 I was watching my bedroom in California and he knocked him down.
02:25:20.000 Yes.
02:25:21.000 I couldn't stop screaming. 1.00
02:25:22.000 But then, that motherfucker got up. 1.00
02:25:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:25:26.000 He did.
02:25:27.000 He got up.
02:25:27.000 He did.
02:25:28.000 He got up.
02:25:29.000 Like Terminator, bro.
02:25:30.000 Yeah, he did.
02:25:31.000 Like Terminator. 0.99
02:25:32.000 And Deontay was dancing and all that shit. 1.00
02:25:34.000 He was doing all this shit. 1.00
02:25:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:25:36.000 He thought it was over with, but it wasn't.
02:25:38.000 And then he got outboxed. 1.00
02:25:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:25:39.000 Yeah, he definitely got outboxed. 1.00
02:25:40.000 If Deontay could pretend that he couldn't knock people out...
02:25:46.000 Imagine.
02:25:47.000 I mean, dude, his power is preposterous.
02:25:50.000 Right?
02:25:50.000 Somebody greatest in history.
02:25:52.000 If he just learned how to box like a dude who couldn't break an egg. 0.91
02:25:55.000 Right.
02:25:56.000 Just learned how to box like one of those dudes.
02:25:58.000 He's a souped up version of Kimbo Slice. 0.91
02:26:00.000 Yeah.
02:26:01.000 Dude, no, no, no, no.
02:26:03.000 He's like a superhuman Tommy Hearns. 1.00
02:26:06.000 Damn. 1.00
02:26:07.000 That's what he's like. 1.00
02:26:07.000 Because he's so big. 1.00
02:26:08.000 He's so powerful.
02:26:09.000 Bro, he knocked everybody out.
02:26:11.000 If that guy catches you clean, broke his jaw? 1.00
02:26:15.000 Dude, if he catches you clean, Deontay will fuck you up. 1.00
02:26:18.000 I just watched Hearns-Hagler the other day. 1.00
02:26:21.000 That fucking fight, that's probably one of the best boxing matches I've ever seen in my fucking life. 1.00
02:26:25.000 Gotti Ward, Hearns-Hagler. 1.00
02:26:26.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:26:27.000 You don't even like Gotti Ward.
02:26:28.000 Gotti Ward is great, but Hearns-Hagler is in another dimension.
02:26:31.000 That's another dimension, though.
02:26:33.000 Neither Gotti nor Ward at the time were thought about as world champions.
02:26:37.000 Right.
02:26:37.000 When Marvin Hagler fought Tommy Hearns, that was 100% the best versus the best.
02:26:42.000 That was right.
02:26:43.000 Yeah, I was like, oh, this is chalk versus chalk.
02:26:45.000 Tommy Hearns had starched Roberto Duran with one punch.
02:26:49.000 Right, the one punch?
02:26:50.000 Have you ever seen that?
02:26:51.000 Oh, yeah.
02:26:52.000 No mas.
02:26:52.000 Jesus Christ.
02:26:53.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:26:54.000 That's not no mas.
02:26:54.000 That was Sugar Ray Leonard.
02:26:56.000 Oh, shit. 0.98
02:26:57.000 I'm sorry for disrespecting. 0.99
02:26:59.000 Tommy Hearns put Roberto Duran to sleep.
02:27:01.000 Was that after the no mas? 0.98
02:27:03.000 Yes.
02:27:04.000 So he boxed again after that.
02:27:06.000 And that was before Tommy Hearns fought Hagler.
02:27:09.000 So this was the build-up.
02:27:11.000 The build-up was Tommy Hearns had knocked Roberto Duran into another dimension.
02:27:19.000 And Marvin Hagler went to a decision.
02:27:22.000 With Roberto Duran.
02:27:24.000 What year was that?
02:27:25.000 It was like...
02:27:25.000 We're talking about like...
02:27:27.000 83. I gotta think it was like...
02:27:28.000 Sometime in the 80s.
02:27:30.000 Yeah, because I don't remember the height.
02:27:31.000 It was definitely...
02:27:32.000 84. Yeah.
02:27:33.000 Hearns Duran's 84. So in 1984...
02:27:36.000 Watch this.
02:27:36.000 Watch this.
02:27:37.000 Tommy Hearns knocks Roberto Duran's senseless.
02:27:40.000 And Roberto Duran was one of the greats.
02:27:42.000 One of the greats.
02:27:43.000 Look at this.
02:27:44.000 Dude!
02:27:46.000 Now I know the highlights.
02:27:47.000 Nobody...
02:27:48.000 Nobody did that to Duran!
02:27:50.000 Nobody!
02:27:52.000 He knocked him senseless. 1.00
02:27:54.000 Senseless. 0.99
02:27:55.000 He felt that for days, bro. 0.99
02:27:56.000 He probably pissed blood and everything.
02:27:58.000 Dude, he got flatlined.
02:27:59.000 So for Tommy Hearns to fight Marvin Hagler was insanity.
02:28:05.000 It was insanity.
02:28:07.000 And also, the way Marvin Hagler decided to fight him...
02:28:11.000 Marvin Hagler was a beast too.
02:28:12.000 Marvin Hagler decided to turn it into just chaos.
02:28:15.000 Yeah.
02:28:16.000 From the beginning.
02:28:17.000 The first round!
02:28:18.000 Right away!
02:28:18.000 Right away!
02:28:19.000 Right away!
02:28:20.000 No guts, no glory!
02:28:22.000 Yeah, all gas, yeah.
02:28:23.000 Bro, this first round, this is the best first round of boxing I've ever seen in my life.
02:28:27.000 Maybe ever.
02:28:28.000 Maybe ever.
02:28:28.000 Ever.
02:28:29.000 It's just a war. 0.54
02:28:30.000 It's a war.
02:28:32.000 Bro, they both had the...
02:28:33.000 I mean...
02:28:33.000 First of all, they both were at the tippy top of their game.
02:28:37.000 They were so good.
02:28:39.000 And it's that same referee.
02:28:40.000 What's his name?
02:28:40.000 How old were they, by the way?
02:28:41.000 That's Richard Steele.
02:28:42.000 Richard Steele, yeah.
02:28:42.000 Yeah, Richard Steele.
02:28:43.000 Old school Richard Steele.
02:28:44.000 And look, they just get right after it.
02:28:46.000 Look at this.
02:28:47.000 Marvin Hagler just gives you no air.
02:28:49.000 He's just constantly on them.
02:28:51.000 Bro, this is the best first round of boxing I've ever seen, bro.
02:28:54.000 It's just... 0.97
02:28:55.000 They're just trying to find range and throw hay niggers. 1.00
02:28:58.000 Bro, they are hitting each other so hard. 0.99
02:29:00.000 Marvin just cracks him with a big right hook. 0.99
02:29:02.000 Oh, my God.
02:29:03.000 And Tommy Hearns is trying to nuke him.
02:29:05.000 And Tommy Hearns apparently broke his hand in this first round. 0.99
02:29:09.000 Damn, for real? 0.99
02:29:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
02:29:10.000 And he took him 12 still? 1.00
02:29:12.000 No, no, no, no.
02:29:13.000 He didn't.
02:29:13.000 I don't think it lasted very many rounds.
02:29:15.000 I don't remember.
02:29:16.000 I think it was three.
02:29:17.000 Three?
02:29:18.000 Like, when did...
02:29:19.000 Oh, they won the end.
02:29:20.000 They both won the end.
02:29:21.000 This is the first.
02:29:22.000 It lasted two or three rounds, if I remember correctly. 1.00
02:29:26.000 Who won this shit? 0.99
02:29:27.000 Marvin Haggard by KO. By KO. He's wilted him. 1.00
02:29:30.000 He wilted him.
02:29:31.000 He just overwhelmed him with his pressure. 1.00
02:29:34.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:29:35.000 Overwhelmed him. 1.00
02:29:35.000 I mean, it's... 1.00
02:29:36.000 Bro, they was going at it.
02:29:37.000 That is...
02:29:38.000 They was going at it, bro.
02:29:41.000 When I was a kid, Marvin Haggard was supposed to fight Mustafa Hamshaw, and he was training on Cape Cod in the winter.
02:29:46.000 And he was running down the beach screaming, war!
02:29:49.000 And they were filming him for this local news channel.
02:29:52.000 He was the middleweight champion of the world.
02:29:54.000 I was a kid.
02:29:54.000 And I was sitting there watching TV, and Marvin Haggard's got a hoodie on, and he's running down this frozen beach going, war!
02:30:05.000 Shadow boxing, throwing punches.
02:30:07.000 This is third round?
02:30:09.000 Yeah, okay.
02:30:10.000 So I remembered it right.
02:30:12.000 A human being can't fight like that for more than three rounds, the way they was fighting.
02:30:16.000 No, it was chaos.
02:30:17.000 They was fighting.
02:30:18.000 I mean, that's crazy.
02:30:20.000 Oh, Marvin Hagler was a specimen.
02:30:22.000 My God.
02:30:22.000 And he had this crazy calisthenic workout.
02:30:25.000 Like, nobody was in better shape than him.
02:30:27.000 He never got tired.
02:30:28.000 Like, he met some clever boxers, like Sugar Ray was clever.
02:30:31.000 Duran was really clever.
02:30:33.000 I think he had a lot of respect for Duran when they fought, too.
02:30:37.000 But Marvin Hagler was one of the most impressive boxers of all time.
02:30:40.000 He was, man.
02:30:41.000 You know a fight that I really want to see that the logistics and political should keep...
02:30:47.000 I want to see Bud versus Errol Spence.
02:30:50.000 Absolutely.
02:30:50.000 We all do, man.
02:30:51.000 Do you think they were talking the last day or two that they were going to just abandon the idea of even pursuing it?
02:30:59.000 What do you think that is?
02:30:59.000 It feels like a Pacquiao-Floyd thing.
02:31:02.000 But is that like a negotiation thing?
02:31:04.000 Like they're trying to pretend they're backing off?
02:31:06.000 Because Bud's full ESPN top rank.
02:31:12.000 Yeah, he's top rank.
02:31:13.000 And then Spence isn't, isn't he? 0.99
02:31:15.000 Nah, they could make that shit happen. 0.99
02:31:16.000 They need to make it happen. 1.00
02:31:18.000 Spence is golden.
02:31:18.000 And he bounced back.
02:31:19.000 He really bounced back after the accident.
02:31:21.000 I didn't You know what I mean?
02:31:23.000 That's a neat fight.
02:31:23.000 He flipped that car like 10 times, man.
02:31:26.000 And he came back and he fought well.
02:31:28.000 So I definitely need to see that fight.
02:31:33.000 I like Teofimo Lopez.
02:31:34.000 That's what I was going to say.
02:31:35.000 I was just about to say that.
02:31:36.000 Bro, the way he beat Lomachenko.
02:31:38.000 I was just about to say.
02:31:40.000 That's what I said.
02:31:41.000 I thought nobody would beat Lomachenko. 1.00
02:31:43.000 When I'm looking at that, I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
02:31:45.000 You know what? 0.99
02:31:45.000 There's an equation. 0.99
02:31:47.000 Firepower versus movement.
02:31:49.000 You get to a certain level, it doesn't matter how much movement you have.
02:31:52.000 The other guy has superior firepower.
02:31:54.000 As Lomachenko went up in weight, he reached this technical breaking point.
02:31:59.000 The point of diminishing returns.
02:32:02.000 His ability to move is above and beyond.
02:32:05.000 But if this dude hits you once... 1.00
02:32:07.000 You're like, oh shit! 1.00
02:32:09.000 And then you get nervous, and then you're tighter, and it's harder to move. 1.00
02:32:13.000 He's unassuming.
02:32:15.000 Lomachenko had some sort of an injury to his shoulder, apparently, going into that fight.
02:32:18.000 They gonna rematch it?
02:32:19.000 I don't know, man.
02:32:20.000 Who knows?
02:32:21.000 Lomachenko thought he won, which I thought was crazy.
02:32:24.000 He said he thought he won the first fight.
02:32:25.000 I'm like...
02:32:26.000 He's one of the most interesting boxers of all time, but he definitely did win that fight.
02:32:31.000 Lomachenko did not win that fight.
02:32:33.000 Lopez, he was hurting him.
02:32:35.000 He was putting him in danger.
02:32:36.000 Yeah, I guess I've never seen Lomachenko, I guess, get to that point because we've always seen him just dominate.
02:32:40.000 So it was interesting.
02:32:41.000 You're like, whoa, okay.
02:32:42.000 Another guy I wish I would have seen Floyd fight.
02:32:45.000 Yeah.
02:32:45.000 Yes.
02:32:47.000 Floyd Lomachenko, fuck all this reality shit. 1.00
02:32:51.000 Get in there and fight. 1.00
02:32:52.000 Show me, yeah, fight Lomachenko.
02:32:54.000 Different weight class though, you know?
02:32:55.000 Yeah, true.
02:32:56.000 Tiafemo's 135, right?
02:32:57.000 Yeah.
02:32:58.000 He's dangerous, man. 1.00
02:32:59.000 He's like super fucking dangerous. 1.00
02:33:01.000 What's up with Triple G? They think that Lomachenko, Triple G, they want to have a rematch with Canelo, apparently. 0.98
02:33:10.000 Right, that's what I'm saying.
02:33:11.000 Triple G looked at it.
02:33:12.000 I say, let him juice up.
02:33:14.000 This is what I say. 1.00
02:33:15.000 I say, listen, let's cut the shit. 1.00
02:33:16.000 Let's let these guys do testosterone. 1.00
02:33:19.000 Do we want to have good fights?
02:33:20.000 Do we want to help bean counters? 0.99
02:33:24.000 Pocket protectors.
02:33:25.000 Give that man steroids. 1.00
02:33:27.000 Give that man steroids. 1.00
02:33:28.000 How old is Triple G? He's like 39, right?
02:33:30.000 Yeah, he's gonna need it.
02:33:31.000 Let him juice up.
02:33:32.000 Yeah, he's gonna need it against Canelo.
02:33:33.000 Come on.
02:33:34.000 Let him juice up.
02:33:35.000 That was a good fight.
02:33:36.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:33:37.000 Fuck. 1.00
02:33:38.000 Two. 1.00
02:33:39.000 Right?
02:33:39.000 They fought twice.
02:33:41.000 The first one, a lot of people thought Triple G won, but the second one, Canelo, was brilliant.
02:33:45.000 Man.
02:33:46.000 Dude, his head movement...
02:33:47.000 He's never looked better, actually.
02:33:48.000 You ever see that Danny Jacobs fight, where Danny Jacobs is throwing haymakers at him, and he's like, moving...
02:33:52.000 Oh, he's gorgeous.
02:33:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:33:54.000 Oh, my God.
02:33:55.000 Anybody who says that that's not an art, you're out of your mind.
02:33:58.000 That's a sweet sign, yeah. 1.00
02:33:59.000 Right, to people who know, you watch that, you're like, holy shit. 0.99
02:34:03.000 That's like hitting 100 miles or fast, like curveball, you know what I mean? 1.00
02:34:06.000 Or knuckleball, shit. 1.00
02:34:08.000 100%. 1.00
02:34:08.000 Canelo improved more than any fighter that I've seen. 1.00
02:34:13.000 Legitimately, yeah, because he fought Floyd too early.
02:34:15.000 Yeah, I was just about to say that Floyd caught when he was young.
02:34:18.000 Yeah, he got too early.
02:34:19.000 Not only that, he weakened him.
02:34:21.000 Floyd make him go down to 152, I believe.
02:34:23.000 Exactly.
02:34:24.000 Didn't he make him go down to that? 0.99
02:34:25.000 That's good boxer shit, though. 1.00
02:34:26.000 That's smart boxer shit. 1.00
02:34:27.000 That's Floyd! 1.00
02:34:27.000 Yeah, that's smart shit. 1.00
02:34:29.000 Smart. 1.00
02:34:29.000 He knew better. 1.00
02:34:30.000 He's a big, dangerous young man.
02:34:31.000 Oh, yeah.
02:34:32.000 Get him to dehydrate himself a little bit more.
02:34:35.000 Because he went up in Wakely.
02:34:36.000 He up there.
02:34:37.000 He went up to 175 and knocked out Kovalev.
02:34:40.000 Oh, right.
02:34:41.000 175. I thought that was actually nuts.
02:34:43.000 I was like, really?
02:34:43.000 You're not tired?
02:34:44.000 Not...
02:34:45.000 Dude, he's on another level.
02:34:49.000 Canelo's on another level.
02:34:51.000 That Danny Jacobs fight was crazy.
02:34:54.000 Because Danny Jacobs is super dangerous.
02:34:56.000 And he's throwing these haymakers.
02:34:58.000 I mean, excuse me, Canelo, he learned from Floyd.
02:35:01.000 He learned from that fight.
02:35:03.000 Like, if you can't hit a guy, like, oh, that's, like, really important.
02:35:06.000 Yeah.
02:35:08.000 You fight Floyd and you're like, hey, where are you going?
02:35:12.000 Right, exactly.
02:35:16.000 So these dudes like Canelo, look how good he was in the Jacobs fight with his head movement.
02:35:20.000 I mean, that's not normal.
02:35:22.000 That's not normal head movement.
02:35:25.000 That's right.
02:35:26.000 I was just about to say that it's a fight here.
02:35:28.000 It's here in Texas, right?
02:35:30.000 Miami, Miami.
02:35:31.000 How do you pronounce a dude's name?
02:35:32.000 He's fighting.
02:35:35.000 Yildurum?
02:35:35.000 That dude looks savage.
02:35:37.000 That nigga is a big guy. 1.00
02:35:39.000 That's a big dude, man. 0.99
02:35:41.000 That's a big dude. 1.00
02:35:42.000 Fuck, that's a big dude. 1.00
02:35:43.000 Canelo ain't little. 1.00
02:35:44.000 No.
02:35:46.000 But what's a dude with hard to pronounce and last name?
02:35:52.000 Dude, go up to the top. 1.00
02:35:53.000 Go up to the top of the...
02:35:55.000 What did it say?
02:35:56.000 Yeah, there it is.
02:35:57.000 How do you say that name?
02:35:58.000 Avni Yildurum.
02:36:00.000 Scroll down there so we can see that.
02:36:02.000 Yeah.
02:36:04.000 Avni Yildrim.
02:36:05.000 Better call Saul.
02:36:07.000 It's Yildirim.
02:36:09.000 Yildirim.
02:36:10.000 Right?
02:36:11.000 Avni.
02:36:12.000 Our apologies, Avni.
02:36:13.000 It might be Yildirim or something like that.
02:36:16.000 Yeah, it might be, right?
02:36:17.000 Where's he from?
02:36:18.000 Turk.
02:36:19.000 He's a Turk. 1.00
02:36:19.000 Can we all agree on what letters mean? 1.00
02:36:23.000 What kind of noises you make?
02:36:25.000 You can't have, you know?
02:36:27.000 It's confusing.
02:36:28.000 We can't agree?
02:36:30.000 I'm with it on this one, yeah.
02:36:31.000 It just looks like a...
02:36:32.000 A collection of numbers, or letters.
02:36:35.000 That was a big one when Hoist Gracie was in the UFC, because Hoist Gracie had his letters, it starts with an R. It's Royce Gracie in English, but because he's Brazilian, it's Portuguese.
02:36:50.000 They pronounce the R and H, so it's Hoist Gracie.
02:36:54.000 Oh, Hoist. 1.00
02:36:54.000 Hoist. 1.00
02:36:57.000 It's a cool name, actually.
02:36:58.000 It's a dope name. 0.96
02:36:59.000 Especially if you're a dude who's like 175 pounds and fucks up the world. 1.00
02:37:04.000 Shit, if your last name is Gracie. 0.99
02:37:07.000 I mean, man, I've always wanted to be 175, like 185. Shit. 1.00
02:37:11.000 Imagine the expectations growing up in the Gracie family. 1.00
02:37:15.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:37:16.000 Imagine?
02:37:16.000 I mean, what a name.
02:37:17.000 Yeah.
02:37:18.000 When it comes to all-time, there's no greater family name ever in the history.
02:37:23.000 I wouldn't fight you.
02:37:24.000 It's martial arts.
02:37:24.000 I wouldn't fight you.
02:37:26.000 Have you got the Gracie name?
02:37:28.000 What's your name?
02:37:28.000 You one of them Gracie niggas?
02:37:29.000 Oh, hell no.
02:37:30.000 Gracie boys? 0.85
02:37:31.000 Imagine.
02:37:33.000 Like a human jaguar. 1.00
02:37:35.000 Shit. 1.00
02:37:37.000 There's so many elite Gracies. 1.00
02:37:39.000 From Hickson to Hoist to Hoyler to Hodger.
02:37:41.000 You can go down the line.
02:37:43.000 Henzo.
02:37:43.000 Henzo Gracie today has the most revered lineage of all.
02:37:51.000 He's produced John Donaher, who produced Gordon Ryan and Nicky Ryan.
02:37:58.000 There's a whole city.
02:37:59.000 Gary Tone and this murderers.
02:38:01.000 To come out of that lineage.
02:38:03.000 Yeah.
02:38:03.000 It's all out of that Gracie lineage.
02:38:05.000 That family's insane.
02:38:06.000 Like, that family changed martial arts.
02:38:08.000 Yeah.
02:38:09.000 Forever.
02:38:09.000 Always I know about it, yeah.
02:38:11.000 Oh, great, yeah.
02:38:12.000 That's the one name that registers.
02:38:14.000 Gracie.
02:38:14.000 Gracie School.
02:38:15.000 You went to the Gracie School.
02:38:15.000 Cool, yeah.
02:38:16.000 They changed the world.
02:38:17.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely.
02:38:17.000 They changed the world.
02:38:18.000 They changed the whole world.
02:38:20.000 When did they start?
02:38:22.000 Well, they had some of their first matches in the early 1900s. 0.99
02:38:26.000 Damn. 0.95
02:38:27.000 I think it was in the 19... 1.00
02:38:29.000 Yeah, no bullshit. 0.99
02:38:31.000 Slave days. 1.00
02:38:34.000 Their dad...
02:38:36.000 Gracie boy! 0.99
02:38:39.000 The story of the Gracie family is amazing.
02:38:44.000 Because there was Elio.
02:38:46.000 Elio was like...
02:38:48.000 He and Carlos Gracie were the ones who were first experimenting with Jiu Jitsu.
02:38:54.000 But Elio was a small guy.
02:38:56.000 And the benefit...
02:38:57.000 He was like 140 pounds.
02:38:58.000 147 pounds.
02:38:59.000 But the benefits of him being really small is he couldn't hurt anybody with just his muscle.
02:39:04.000 So he developed the perfect technique.
02:39:06.000 So they learned from these guys that came over from Japan.
02:39:09.000 He even had this match with this dude Kimura who fucked up his shoulder.
02:39:13.000 And that guy, that became the Kimura.
02:39:16.000 It's a known submission hold now.
02:39:19.000 Because this man did it.
02:39:21.000 It's a double wrist lock.
02:39:22.000 A double wrist lock is like the catch wrestling tournament of it.
02:39:26.000 But this dude did this to...
02:39:29.000 He did it to Elio Gracie in like the early 1900s and fucked up his shoulder.
02:39:33.000 Yeah, and then Elio came back and he fought a bunch of other challenge matches.
02:39:37.000 Then he had his, I think it was his cousin Carlson.
02:39:39.000 His cousin Carlson was like bigger and more robust, like kind of like a more durable, a scarier version of him.
02:39:46.000 And he did a bunch of challenge matches too.
02:39:49.000 And then by the time the UFC came around, which is like 1993, in Brazil they had been doing this for decades, man.
02:39:56.000 Decades.
02:39:57.000 Decades of these no-rules fights.
02:39:59.000 Decades of capoeira guys fighting karate guys, fighting wrestlers.
02:40:04.000 They were doing all these...
02:40:05.000 They called it valetudo.
02:40:06.000 They fought in these...
02:40:08.000 I think it means anything goes.
02:40:11.000 Anything goes or no rules.
02:40:12.000 And they fought in these weird little setups.
02:40:15.000 They did cages, sometimes in ropes.
02:40:18.000 And they had a ton of fights.
02:40:21.000 A ton of fights all through Brazil.
02:40:22.000 So Brazil was just buck wild with martial arts. 1.00
02:40:26.000 Sounds like Muay Thai shit. 1.00
02:40:27.000 It was different, man. 0.99
02:40:28.000 There was a lot of different things going on.
02:40:31.000 As far as production is concerned, I feel like.
02:40:32.000 But I was like there was there was jujitsu going but there was also like these other forms of wrestling and all that like there's a The thing called luta livre was like competitor to jujitsu in Brazil And there was all these different styles they were trying to figure out who is the man and And it was all happening before the UFC even came around.
02:40:51.000 That's what's wild.
02:40:53.000 South America.
02:40:54.000 Yes, you don't even think about it.
02:40:55.000 Brazil.
02:40:56.000 Yeah.
02:40:57.000 There was an influence of these...
02:41:00.000 There was a guy named Count Maeda who came down there and taught them judo.
02:41:04.000 And he taught them judo, and they just started practicing on each other.
02:41:08.000 That was it, yeah.
02:41:08.000 And next thing you know, they developed Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
02:41:11.000 They kept learning from each other, and these guys just figured out a better way to strangle each other.
02:41:15.000 It's like they're Dr. James Naismith with basketball.
02:41:17.000 They're like, here, do this, go make some money.
02:41:19.000 But the UFC is here because of that family.
02:41:23.000 Word.
02:41:24.000 One family.
02:41:25.000 Yeah.
02:41:26.000 Imagine.
02:41:27.000 That's crazy.
02:41:28.000 One family changed martial arts...
02:41:32.000 So much.
02:41:35.000 1993 is when the first UFC was.
02:41:39.000 Between 1993 and the beginning of time, martial arts has evolved more from 1993 to 2021 than any time ever in human history.
02:41:49.000 There's no doubt about it.
02:41:51.000 These are the greatest...
02:41:53.000 It's crazy.
02:41:54.000 Hand-to-hand fighters.
02:41:56.000 And it's predominantly because of that guy holding that baby.
02:41:59.000 Yeah.
02:41:59.000 That guy figured out a way to use leverage and technique and to beat guys of superior size and strength and weight.
02:42:08.000 And he had like a hundred kids.
02:42:11.000 He had...
02:42:12.000 I'm exaggerating.
02:42:15.000 How many children did he have?
02:42:16.000 I don't know.
02:42:19.000 He had a lot.
02:42:20.000 And a lot of these children became champions.
02:42:23.000 I mean, he was just...
02:42:24.000 And he said...
02:42:25.000 This is what's crazy about him.
02:42:26.000 It's like the Marlies and Reggae.
02:42:27.000 But here's one of the more interesting things about Elio Gracie.
02:42:31.000 He would give his children presents if they lost.
02:42:35.000 Really?
02:42:36.000 He didn't give them any pressure.
02:42:38.000 Wow.
02:42:39.000 And they still nailed it.
02:42:40.000 They became the best.
02:42:41.000 He didn't want them to worry about that.
02:42:43.000 He didn't want them to concern...
02:42:45.000 He was so wise...
02:42:47.000 That he gave them presents if they lost.
02:42:51.000 Imagine that.
02:42:53.000 Yeah, that's like giving you a kid like, hey, you participated.
02:42:55.000 Here's a trophy kind of thing.
02:42:57.000 Yeah, but if you want to look at a study of what works and what doesn't, that guy should be the real professor.
02:43:02.000 Legitimately, yeah.
02:43:03.000 I'm like, wow, really?
02:43:04.000 And he still got it.
02:43:05.000 He's produced like a dozen straight-up killers.
02:43:08.000 And my lineage that I come from, the Machados, they're cousins to the Gracies. 0.99
02:43:13.000 They all train together.
02:43:14.000 So my lineage is completely connected to there.
02:43:17.000 Because Jean-Jacques Machado is, in Jiu-Jitsu, I'd call him my master.
02:43:20.000 So they're all connected.
02:43:22.000 So this one family literally connected to martial arts and changed it forever.
02:43:27.000 One family.
02:43:28.000 A couple of guys in Brazil.
02:43:30.000 It's crazy!
02:43:32.000 Yeah, it's the Jackson family of martial arts.
02:43:34.000 But more so because Jacksons, look, you can't discount James Brown.
02:43:40.000 Word.
02:43:40.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:43:41.000 You're right, you're right.
02:43:42.000 The Jacksons were amazing, but there was a lot of Jacksons.
02:43:45.000 Yeah.
02:43:45.000 There was a lot of crazy, powerful musical influences.
02:43:48.000 Ain't no Gracies, you're right. 0.52
02:43:49.000 There was a bunch of different ones.
02:43:50.000 You could go to concerts with...
02:43:52.000 You could see 30 different styles of superpower.
02:43:55.000 Right.
02:43:55.000 Right?
02:43:56.000 One family in South America figured out the best strangle bitches just to grab them and strangle them. 1.00
02:44:04.000 They were all practicing all day long trying to figure out what's the most efficient, intelligent way of choking people to death. 1.00
02:44:11.000 And they figured it all out above and beyond every other fucking martial arts grappling competitors in the world. 1.00
02:44:17.000 And then they expanded through the globe where if you don't know their style, you're fucked. 0.97
02:44:22.000 There's not a single grappling organization on earth where if you don't understand the style that was created by the people that originally founded jiu-jitsu. 0.98
02:44:31.000 If you don't understand that, you're going to get strangled.
02:44:34.000 100%. 0.99
02:44:35.000 100%.
02:44:35.000 If you're just a pure wrestler...
02:44:37.000 It's like they created the microchip, basically.
02:44:38.000 They figured something out that's undeniable. 0.97
02:44:41.000 If you're a regular wrestler who has no exposure to jiu-jitsu, and you have a grappling match with a guy like Gordon Ryan, who's a multiple-time world champion, he's gonna fucking strangle you 100% of the time. 0.91
02:44:57.000 You have no chance. 0.94
02:44:58.000 There's no chance.
02:45:00.000 It's not like one in a thousand chance.
02:45:02.000 The only thing that's going to save you is if there's a time limit.
02:45:04.000 Right.
02:45:05.000 If somehow or another you can hold on for five minutes and then when the time's up, you're, yeah, one.
02:45:10.000 But did ya?
02:45:12.000 But did ya?
02:45:13.000 But did ya?
02:45:14.000 If you don't understand what he's doing, he's going to get you. 0.99
02:45:16.000 He's going to rip your legs apart. 1.00
02:45:17.000 He's going to strangle you. 1.00
02:45:18.000 He's going to find a way to hurt you really bad and you're going to give up. 0.79
02:45:21.000 That's real.
02:45:22.000 That's what's real. 1.00
02:45:23.000 It's torture shit. 1.00
02:45:24.000 That's real. 1.00
02:45:25.000 Damn. 0.99
02:45:26.000 That's what martial arts are. 1.00
02:45:27.000 Sounds painful as fuck. 1.00
02:45:29.000 That's a hell of a black history lesson. 1.00
02:45:32.000 My mama wouldn't pay for me to get no karate lessons. 1.00
02:45:37.000 It should be free!
02:45:38.000 Everybody would be so much friendlier if people knew how to fight.
02:45:43.000 They would let it go.
02:45:44.000 Are you weird if you take karate when you're an older person?
02:45:47.000 Or take a jujitsu or something like that?
02:45:50.000 I think today, no.
02:45:52.000 Maybe in the 80s, yeah. 0.98
02:45:53.000 I think you're weird in that you have balls to take that chance. 0.99
02:45:57.000 If you're a 49-year-old dude who's a trucker, who's never done shit, and you're like, I want to learn karate. 0.99
02:46:05.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:46:06.000 Yeah, you call that guy weirdo. 0.96
02:46:07.000 Yeah, I'll be like, yeah, you're kind of weird, man.
02:46:09.000 What do you need this for?
02:46:11.000 Well, it's also like, you do you.
02:46:14.000 Word.
02:46:14.000 Good.
02:46:15.000 Go for it, bro.
02:46:16.000 You know what?
02:46:16.000 Yeah.
02:46:17.000 You know?
02:46:17.000 I mean, why are we happy if he decides he's a woman, but we're not happy if he wants to take karate?
02:46:21.000 That's true.
02:46:21.000 You're right.
02:46:22.000 Choices.
02:46:23.000 Choices 100% across the board with no judgment. 1.00
02:46:26.000 Fuck it, I'm taking karate. 1.00
02:46:29.000 I'm about to beat a black ninja out. 1.00
02:46:32.000 It's weird, right? 1.00
02:46:33.000 I want to get tits and be a woman. 1.00
02:46:36.000 But here's the thing. 1.00
02:46:37.000 You can learn stupid shit when you're older. 1.00
02:46:38.000 No one cares. 1.00
02:46:40.000 You can take bowling lessons.
02:46:43.000 No one thinks it's weird.
02:46:44.000 There was a 92-year-old woman who went to college. 0.99
02:46:47.000 She went to college.
02:46:48.000 And graduated in 96. Wow, really?
02:46:51.000 She committed.
02:46:52.000 And survived and lived until she was 96. So there you go.
02:46:55.000 Yeah, I mean, why not?
02:46:56.000 Isn't that weird?
02:46:57.000 Like, we're so focused on numbers.
02:46:59.000 Like, how long you got left.
02:47:02.000 How long you got left?
02:47:03.000 What can you do?
02:47:04.000 It's such a trap.
02:47:05.000 I just do drugs.
02:47:08.000 I do all the drugs I wasn't going to do.
02:47:10.000 I think I do some crack.
02:47:12.000 I was talking to Fred and he was saying, man, crack's supposed to be fire.
02:47:17.000 It must be good. 0.95
02:47:19.000 You smoke, it's like a body orgasm.
02:47:21.000 How was it? 0.99
02:47:23.000 At 79 or 80 or whenever black guys die, 64. Oh, then you're going to try it? 0.99
02:47:27.000 Yeah, I'm going to do some crack.
02:47:28.000 I thought you were going to say you already have.
02:47:30.000 No, man, no.
02:47:31.000 My mom would kill me.
02:47:32.000 So in your last years, you've tried crack?
02:47:35.000 Yeah, last year's.
02:47:36.000 Listen, we need to rebrand.
02:47:38.000 No, don't do it.
02:47:38.000 You think about this, though.
02:47:39.000 See, it's going through your brain.
02:47:41.000 We need to rebrand crack.
02:47:43.000 It's problematic.
02:47:45.000 It does need to be rebranded.
02:47:46.000 The word crack is rude.
02:47:47.000 It's probably created by Nazis. 0.99
02:47:49.000 We need to step in.
02:47:51.000 We should have just called it freebase.
02:47:53.000 Yeah.
02:47:54.000 We should have kept calling it freebase.
02:47:55.000 How about this?
02:47:56.000 Let's just call it free. 0.99
02:47:57.000 Damn. 1.00
02:47:58.000 Free. 1.00
02:47:58.000 Free. 1.00
02:48:00.000 Nah, because they ain't dope fiends.
02:48:02.000 They ain't got to pay for it if you call it free.
02:48:05.000 Let's call it Freebase.
02:48:08.000 Freebase is such a good name.
02:48:09.000 That's probably why they called it crack.
02:48:11.000 It is a good name.
02:48:12.000 You ain't getting this for free.
02:48:13.000 Just give me that base, man.
02:48:14.000 There you go.
02:48:15.000 Imagine if we get to a point where we could have Freebase t-shirts.
02:48:19.000 Freebase.
02:48:20.000 Like you have a Brody shirt on.
02:48:22.000 Oh, yeah.
02:48:23.000 Right?
02:48:23.000 A Coca-Cola shirt.
02:48:25.000 Freebase.
02:48:26.000 Easy E tried it.
02:48:27.000 They say, my man J.D. is on Freebase.
02:48:30.000 He tried to do it, dawg.
02:48:33.000 And from the 8th ball, my breath started stinking.
02:48:36.000 He said, the boy J.D. was a friend of mine until I called him in the car trying to steal my Alpine.
02:48:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:48:42.000 So, you know, the Freebase, you know, see?
02:48:45.000 Oh, there we go!
02:48:46.000 Jesus Christ, Jamie.
02:48:48.000 They say, my man J.D. is on Freebase.
02:48:51.000 Isn't that weird?
02:48:52.000 You can have...
02:48:53.000 I've got a Quaalude shirt from the 70s my dad gave me.
02:48:56.000 Is that a company, though?
02:48:57.000 Someone just made it.
02:48:58.000 If you can sell weed at a store, you should be able to sell Freebase at a store, too.
02:49:03.000 Imagine if, like, Johnson& Johnson...
02:49:04.000 Medical Freebase.
02:49:05.000 Like, I want to make the first crack store in America. 1.00
02:49:09.000 Can you imagine?
02:49:11.000 Legal.
02:49:11.000 Legal crack store.
02:49:14.000 Freebase.
02:49:15.000 If there's not a market for it, what are you worried about?
02:49:19.000 You've been out there.
02:49:20.000 I mean, like, what's it like to deal with crackheads?
02:49:21.000 What's the deal with crackheads?
02:49:23.000 All the time.
02:49:24.000 Crackheads are different. 1.00
02:49:25.000 They're different than heroin addicts, I'll tell you that. 0.71
02:49:28.000 Or even cokeheads, yeah. 1.00
02:49:29.000 It's different kind of, you know what I'm saying, like waves. 0.81
02:49:31.000 Like heroin addicts will kill you if you don't give them any drugs.
02:49:34.000 Really? 1.00
02:49:35.000 Kill, kill. 1.00
02:49:36.000 Crackheads, they'll just steal some shit from you or something like that, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
02:49:40.000 So heroin's the worst? 0.99
02:49:41.000 I would say with the addiction, yeah, because they get sick and they'll do whatever. 1.00
02:49:50.000 They'll do whatever, shit. 1.00
02:49:52.000 Crackheads will do whatever, too. 1.00
02:49:53.000 Crackheads just crazy, and crackheads got wild strength and speed. 0.95
02:49:57.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:49:58.000 All right, so we should put them in the NFL combine?
02:50:00.000 I mean, you can. 0.99
02:50:01.000 I mean, like, shit, like, I know a crackhead that got hit by a combine four times. 1.00
02:50:04.000 We still out here? 1.00
02:50:05.000 Four times?
02:50:06.000 At least four times. 0.96
02:50:11.000 Do you think that all the people that are addicted to whatever the fuck they're addicted to, do you think that would be the exact same numbers if everything was legal? 0.96
02:50:19.000 What would change? 0.97
02:50:21.000 I think the crime rate would go down.
02:50:24.000 I think it would go down, too.
02:50:25.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:50:26.000 For sure.
02:50:26.000 There's a stigma with it, too, you know?
02:50:27.000 And I think that's what scares people.
02:50:28.000 Right, that's what I'm talking about.
02:50:30.000 Yeah, I don't...
02:50:31.000 You know what?
02:50:32.000 Honestly, it's like this.
02:50:34.000 I was telling a girl the other day.
02:50:35.000 I was like, you know what, man? 1.00
02:50:36.000 I think I like bitches and pussy so much because you... 1.00
02:50:40.000 Say, don't do it, don't do it. 1.00
02:50:42.000 You make it like it's taboo.
02:50:43.000 So I make me want to be like, oh, I want to see what that's about. 0.95
02:50:45.000 So if you make shit not taboo no more, people might be like, I don't even like that. 0.99
02:50:50.000 Or I don't even want to fuck with that. 0.99
02:50:51.000 That's the weird part. 0.99
02:50:52.000 Nah, they make homosexuality, they make that taboo too, and you wasn't doing that.
02:50:56.000 Yeah, but that's a big commitment. 0.99
02:50:57.000 That's a big goddamn commitment. 0.98
02:51:00.000 Is it? 0.99
02:51:00.000 Hell yeah, that's a big jump. 0.99
02:51:05.000 That's a big jump. 1.00
02:51:06.000 To jump sexualities, nigga. 1.00
02:51:10.000 That ain't like smoking crack. 0.99
02:51:12.000 You can get off crack.
02:51:15.000 You can't switch back.
02:51:17.000 You can't dabble.
02:51:18.000 Nah, you can't. 1.00
02:51:20.000 I mean, no disrespect, but if you gay, bro, if you decide tomorrow, man, I'm going to start sucking dick, I'll be like, oh yeah, Brian Gay as hell. 1.00
02:51:31.000 You can't be like, you can't come to me and be like, hey, I'm off that gay shit, bro. 1.00
02:51:35.000 I've been clean and sober for 70 days now. 1.00
02:51:39.000 I've been like, bro, you still my nigga, but I've always categorized you with that, you know what I'm saying?
02:51:44.000 Well, I've always said that. 0.99
02:51:48.000 I've been off dick now for 120 days. 0.99
02:51:51.000 Have a breast spray. 0.99
02:51:53.000 Like when I have asthma. 1.00
02:51:55.000 You got a dick spray. 0.99
02:51:57.000 I'm trying to quit, man. 1.00
02:51:58.000 It's just a scent of dick. 1.00
02:51:59.000 A nicotine patch? 1.00
02:52:02.000 Right.
02:52:11.000 There's a difference. 0.96
02:52:12.000 There's gay dudes and then there's really gullible straight dudes who get talked into blowing crafty gay dudes. 0.89
02:52:18.000 There's two different things going on. 0.94
02:52:21.000 See, this is why there's some ridicule attached to it.
02:52:28.000 Because we know that some dudes join cults. 0.87
02:52:32.000 It's not that we don't respect gay people.
02:52:34.000 Human beings are super nuanced.
02:52:37.000 We're very happy. 0.89
02:52:39.000 I think everyone in this table, I'm happy that people are gay.
02:52:42.000 I'm happy that people are straight. 1.00
02:52:44.000 I want people to be happy no matter what you're doing in this life.
02:52:47.000 You find people like you.
02:52:49.000 There's plenty of you.
02:52:50.000 Let's all get together and hug. 1.00
02:52:52.000 Who gives a shit? 0.99
02:52:53.000 We're all live. 1.00
02:52:54.000 We're all live. 1.00
02:52:56.000 We shouldn't be fighting over this stupid shit. 1.00
02:52:58.000 It's like the Russians in America, we gotta speak each other's language. 1.00
02:53:02.000 Come on, man.
02:53:03.000 I didn't know you would.
02:53:04.000 It's over, Fred.
02:53:05.000 I don't care.
02:53:06.000 Let's love each other.
02:53:07.000 Come on.
02:53:08.000 Yes, come on. 0.89
02:53:09.000 But, you know.
02:53:10.000 That's what's up.
02:53:11.000 Right?
02:53:12.000 That's like the most important lesson. 1.00
02:53:13.000 If a motherfucker convinced a straight dude to suck a dick, then you wasn't straight. 1.00
02:53:20.000 Bro, listen to me. 1.00
02:53:21.000 Tiger King is the best documentary ever.
02:53:23.000 It's on Netflix.
02:53:24.000 It happened.
02:53:26.000 It just took a guy who's way better at playing this particular game of chess.
02:53:32.000 And he played it with a bunch of straight dudes.
02:53:34.000 Not only did he play with one, he's like, not good enough.
02:53:36.000 I want a second one.
02:53:37.000 He had two straight boyfriends.
02:53:40.000 I mean, husbands.
02:53:41.000 Yes!
02:53:42.000 Great boyfriends. 1.00
02:53:43.000 Two straight boyfriends, and he made them marry him on video and kiss him, and he fucked them all, and he gave them meth or whatever he gave them, and let them live with tigers. 1.00
02:53:52.000 He did do that. 1.00
02:53:53.000 By all accounts, they had a great time.
02:53:55.000 Hold on, and dude afterwards was like, man, I wasn't even gay.
02:53:58.000 Yeah, they both said that.
02:53:59.000 They both said they weren't gay. 1.00
02:54:00.000 That guy's a pimp. 1.00
02:54:01.000 Let him out. 0.95
02:54:01.000 Thank you. 0.95
02:54:02.000 Let him teach lessons.
02:54:04.000 That's what we need to do.
02:54:05.000 He should be employed by some sort of PBS type deal.
02:54:10.000 Did they really say that?
02:54:11.000 Yeah.
02:54:12.000 I haven't seen the documentary.
02:54:13.000 We need to know how he did this.
02:54:15.000 We need to know how he did this.
02:54:17.000 Give him money. 1.00
02:54:18.000 He's just a smooth motherfucker. 1.00
02:54:19.000 Yeah, he's a smooth motherfucker. 1.00
02:54:20.000 Free him. 1.00
02:54:21.000 I don't even look at him as gay. 0.96
02:54:22.000 Free him. 0.88
02:54:25.000 This is your campaign all year, I bet.
02:54:27.000 You were actually going to get this man Joe Exotic freed. 0.95
02:54:30.000 He said Trump didn't pardon him because he's too gay. 0.99
02:54:33.000 It was fucked up because he had... 1.00
02:54:36.000 Did Trump release any gay people? 1.00
02:54:38.000 Did he pardon any gay people?
02:54:38.000 That's a really good question.
02:54:39.000 Right?
02:54:40.000 He should have.
02:54:41.000 He definitely should have pardoned Joe Exotic.
02:54:43.000 Why would he pardon everybody?
02:54:45.000 He had the stretch limo Dodge Ram out there waiting.
02:54:49.000 They did.
02:54:50.000 They did.
02:54:50.000 They thought that he was going to do it.
02:54:55.000 I hope Joe Biden.
02:54:56.000 Joe Biden, you better pardon Joe Exotic. 0.94
02:54:58.000 You know what fucked him up? 0.94
02:54:59.000 That Capitol Hill riot. 0.76
02:55:01.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:55:02.000 If none of that shit went down, Joe Exotic would be right here. 0.99
02:55:05.000 Right next to us. 1.00
02:55:06.000 Right here.
02:55:07.000 He would be right here.
02:55:08.000 Is that your sidekick?
02:55:08.000 Right there.
02:55:09.000 He would be sitting in this fucking chair right here. 0.99
02:55:11.000 Or he would have got pardoned right before it and been there with them at Capitol Hill. 0.99
02:55:15.000 That's going to break Spotify.
02:55:16.000 But imagine...
02:55:16.000 If Joe Exotic comes on the Rogan podcast.
02:55:18.000 Imagine the three of us and Joe Exotic.
02:55:21.000 Oh, I would love it.
02:55:22.000 This is his marriage.
02:55:24.000 It's amazing.
02:55:24.000 I would have went to his wedding.
02:55:26.000 Bro, I might marry him if I was too close to him.
02:55:29.000 He's amazing.
02:55:29.000 He's too smooth.
02:55:30.000 He's too smooth.
02:55:32.000 He'll get you.
02:55:33.000 Nah, Joe.
02:55:34.000 Get away from me, Joe.
02:55:35.000 He's clever.
02:55:36.000 He got these boys eating cake. 1.00
02:55:38.000 He's like, what the fuck did I just do? 0.99
02:55:39.000 And that one with the mustache, that guy was gigantic. 1.00
02:55:42.000 He has these hands that are like fucking catcher's mitts. 1.00
02:55:44.000 You look at me like, oh my god. 1.00
02:55:46.000 All the while, I'm trying to get two bitches to do this. 1.00
02:55:49.000 And Joe made two straight dudes do this. 0.98
02:55:51.000 You know what's interesting?
02:55:52.000 When a guy gets two straight dudes to do it, nobody feels like anybody's a victim.
02:55:59.000 Nobody's worried.
02:55:59.000 This ain't R. Kelly.
02:56:01.000 This ain't R. Kelly. 1.00
02:56:02.000 So this guy's getting a couple other guys to suck his dick. 1.00
02:56:05.000 Who cares? 1.00
02:56:06.000 Who gets hurt?
02:56:07.000 A guy?
02:56:09.000 Come on. 1.00
02:56:10.000 You should know that you don't want to suck his dick. 1.00
02:56:11.000 R. Kelly's still in jail, too? 1.00
02:56:13.000 I believe so. 1.00
02:56:14.000 Damn, that's fucked up. 1.00
02:56:15.000 Why? 1.00
02:56:16.000 Huh?
02:56:17.000 Why? 0.99
02:56:17.000 Why is it fucked up? 0.99
02:56:18.000 That he's still in jail, R. Kelly. 0.99
02:56:20.000 Why is it fucked up that R. Kelly's still in jail? 0.99
02:56:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:56:22.000 The nigga had some fucking jams. 1.00
02:56:24.000 I'm not saying he shouldn't be in jail. 1.00
02:56:26.000 He should be there, but it's a waste of talent.
02:56:28.000 Imagine if they made a deal with him.
02:56:31.000 Imagine if they made a deal with him.
02:56:33.000 They said, listen, you can take months off of your sentence with each album you put out.
02:56:40.000 Oh my God.
02:56:43.000 And all the money goes to charity.
02:56:44.000 Hey, man, you need to be the new attorney general.
02:56:47.000 Hey, man, you can't. 0.99
02:56:50.000 Have a fucking shiny time. 0.99
02:56:53.000 Listen, Mr. Moses, let's make a deal. 0.99
02:56:55.000 If you were the opposing lawyer and you and I met and we decided, let's just smoke a joint and talk about this, man.
02:57:03.000 It's just hard. 0.97
02:57:04.000 Right now, with all the shit that had happened with R. Kelly, it'd be very, very difficult to listen to a new R. Kelly album. 0.98
02:57:11.000 And he didn't talk about it. 0.98
02:57:13.000 Did you listen to the one that he did release?
02:57:15.000 The one song that he did release?
02:57:17.000 No.
02:57:18.000 Listen, man. 0.97
02:57:18.000 It's pretty fucking good. 0.97
02:57:19.000 All his songs. 0.98
02:57:20.000 He's got a lot of good songs, man.
02:57:22.000 I'm not bullshitting. 1.00
02:57:23.000 He's a fucking piece of shit, but he's got great songs. 1.00
02:57:25.000 Some people got upset at me that I said, listen, I understand. 1.00
02:57:28.000 He's an extremely flawed human being.
02:57:31.000 Extremely. 0.99
02:57:31.000 But this song is pretty fucking catchy. 0.99
02:57:34.000 Who was that one that he released on SoundCloud? 0.95
02:57:36.000 After he got dropped by his...
02:57:38.000 I believe it can fly a remix.
02:57:40.000 No, there was a song.
02:57:42.000 He was talking about his whole thing.
02:57:46.000 Not Guilty?
02:57:47.000 This nigga has a song called Not Guilty. 1.00
02:57:50.000 He does? 0.98
02:57:51.000 R. Kelly?
02:57:51.000 Does he?
02:57:52.000 Yes.
02:57:53.000 He might have 18 songs in a row called Not Guilty.
02:57:56.000 It was on the Best of Both Worlds album.
02:57:58.000 Remember Trapped in the Closet?
02:58:00.000 Remember that?
02:58:01.000 Trapped in the Closet, yes.
02:58:02.000 He had a soap opera.
02:58:04.000 Yes, he did.
02:58:06.000 He did.
02:58:07.000 R. Kelly is...
02:58:08.000 They let him out for COVID? R. Kelly is an innovator, man.
02:58:10.000 Everybody else out for COVID. He's an R&B. He's the king of R&B. Oh, okay.
02:58:14.000 A 19-minute song called I Admit.
02:58:17.000 I Admit.
02:58:17.000 That's it.
02:58:18.000 Yeah, I heard that.
02:58:20.000 19 minutes? 1.00
02:58:21.000 Damn. 1.00
02:58:21.000 It's good. 1.00
02:58:21.000 It was like trapped in the closet altogether. 1.00
02:58:23.000 Listen, I'm not saying I endorse what he's done.
02:58:26.000 I do not. 0.98
02:58:27.000 No fucking way. 0.99
02:58:27.000 I'm not saying... 0.99
02:58:28.000 What I'm saying is...
02:58:29.000 The sounds that he's making, the things that he's saying, you can apply them to what you think he did or didn't do and it'll fuck it up for you. 0.99
02:58:38.000 Yeah, bro, if Hitler puts out a fucking R&B soul album tomorrow with Funkadelic on it... 0.99
02:58:44.000 Yeah, I'm not forgiving him. 0.99
02:58:46.000 I'm not forgiving of you.
02:58:48.000 Never forgetting Hitler. 1.00
02:58:50.000 I do think some of them bitches and them families and them niggas and shit like that that was letting their daughter go with R. Kelly, they knew what the fuck they was doing. 1.00
02:58:57.000 Like, I'm not letting my daughter go with R. Kelly nowhere, nigga. 1.00
02:59:01.000 Or any motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
02:59:03.000 Like what every black parent said when they watched that documentary, they were just like... 1.00
02:59:06.000 I never let my daughter go.
02:59:08.000 Yeah, I'm not. 1.00
02:59:09.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99
02:59:10.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
02:59:10.000 And then like the shit with the hotel. 1.00
02:59:12.000 I think a lot of that shit was bullshit, but I think R. Kelly a nasty motherfucker and he need to go to jail. 1.00
02:59:16.000 But you know what I'm saying? 1.00
02:59:18.000 Here's the thing.
02:59:18.000 I think that he...
02:59:20.000 Let a hoe be a hoe, but he was just dipping in shallow waters. 1.00
02:59:23.000 Man, you can't do that shit, bro. 1.00
02:59:24.000 Yeah, you can't do that, R. Kelly. 1.00
02:59:26.000 Go be a hoe with some old, like with some grown people. 1.00
02:59:28.000 And it's like, man, you rich as fuck. 1.00
02:59:29.000 You can have any woman you want. 1.00
02:59:30.000 Why do you want to fuck with a bitch that can't even drink at a bar with you? 1.00
02:59:33.000 I think there's a madness of that kind of fame. 1.00
02:59:37.000 Like the level of fame that he had. 0.99
02:59:41.000 You ever see that one video where he was on stage and these girls literally reach up and grab his dick while he's dancing and singing in front of him? 0.99
02:59:49.000 Imagine Sinatra in a similar circumstance. 0.99
02:59:53.000 Oh my god.
02:59:55.000 I want you to stop and think. 0.98
02:59:57.000 And I'm not saying that Sinatra did the same shit that R. Kelly did, but I want you to imagine what kind of a connection does this man have to his fans? 0.99
03:00:10.000 I mean, he is dancing in front of these ladies in there. 0.99
03:00:14.000 He's singing to their face, and they're patting him down, and people are screaming. 1.00
03:00:19.000 For the people that are just listening to this, this is wild shit. 1.00
03:00:22.000 It's wild. 1.00
03:00:23.000 I mean, this is...
03:00:24.000 Jesus Christ.
03:00:25.000 It's wild. 1.00
03:00:26.000 But they grab his dick. 1.00
03:00:27.000 Eventually, there it goes. 1.00
03:00:28.000 There it goes. 1.00
03:00:29.000 She's massaging his dick while he's singing! 1.00
03:00:32.000 In front of everybody! 1.00
03:00:33.000 This is one of his last shows he did, too.
03:00:35.000 He's telling her to do it, by the way. 0.96
03:00:36.000 He's saying, Why My Balls? 0.98
03:00:39.000 Oh, keep on wiping me!
03:00:42.000 Listen, we need Jimmy Fallon's and we also need R. Kelly's.
03:00:46.000 Oh my god.
03:00:47.000 We need hyenas and we need lions.
03:00:50.000 Keep on wiping me!
03:00:53.000 We need Republicans and we need Democrats. 0.84
03:00:56.000 We need everybody.
03:00:57.000 Everybody.
03:00:58.000 But, um... 1.00
03:01:00.000 Is she wiping his ass? 1.00
03:01:01.000 There was some shit that he did that was different than this. 1.00
03:01:04.000 The problem with this guy is the stuff that he did was like you start looking into it and you go, Jesus, how old is everybody? 0.98
03:01:11.000 Like, what is this? 0.99
03:01:12.000 It's like the stage shit, like doing that. 0.99
03:01:15.000 The art that he produced, like being able to stand on stage and this girl grabs his dick in front of everybody, I'm not endorsing anything he's ever done, ever, that's criminal. 1.00
03:01:24.000 But that is wild. 1.00
03:01:26.000 That is fucking wild. 0.99
03:01:27.000 That's wild. 1.00
03:01:28.000 That's not like old school doo-wop shit, I feel like. 1.00
03:01:30.000 They were doing that shit back in the day, you know? 0.99
03:01:32.000 But like that? 1.00
03:01:33.000 Like, girls throwing panties on stage. 1.00
03:01:35.000 I know, but they're grabbing his dick in front of the whole world. 1.00
03:01:38.000 I mean... 0.99
03:01:39.000 You ever seen the Five Heartbeats?
03:01:40.000 Oh, this is my favorite.
03:01:41.000 Hold on, time out.
03:01:42.000 This is my favorite R. Kelly song.
03:01:43.000 Do you have your passport?
03:01:45.000 Did you get your shots?
03:01:47.000 Do you want to come back with Rob to America?
03:01:52.000 Do you have your passport?
03:01:54.000 Did you get your shots?
03:01:56.000 Girl, would you like to come back with Rob to America?
03:02:03.000 As if he's Aladdin!
03:02:05.000 As if he's Aladdin! 1.00
03:02:08.000 He said, bitch, I would... 1.00
03:02:09.000 Oh my god. 1.00
03:02:13.000 Did you get your shots?
03:02:15.000 Oh my god.
03:02:16.000 Did you get your shots? 0.99
03:02:18.000 Are you singing the shit out of it, though? 1.00
03:02:23.000 America! 0.99
03:02:24.000 America! 0.99
03:02:37.000 That is pure madness.
03:02:40.000 What was that one?
03:02:41.000 What was the one where the girl calls up and he's mad, he's getting his hair done?
03:02:47.000 Why are we in the studio?
03:02:49.000 What is that one?
03:02:50.000 Where he has a whole thing?
03:02:54.000 Where he's going back and forth with this woman on the phone.
03:02:57.000 When a woman's fed up. 1.00
03:02:58.000 What is this song?
03:02:59.000 When a woman's fed up. 1.00
03:03:01.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
03:03:02.000 She's mad at him and he's like, Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes! 1.00
03:03:08.000 Real talk! 1.00
03:03:10.000 Real talk!
03:03:11.000 Real talk!
03:03:12.000 Real talk!
03:03:13.000 He says to the woman, he goes, you what?
03:03:16.000 What? 1.00
03:03:16.000 He goes, bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes! 1.00
03:03:22.000 Real talk! 1.00
03:03:26.000 Wait a minute, calm down.
03:03:28.000 Yeah, that's it.
03:03:29.000 I was at a club with hoops.
03:03:38.000 Girl, I'm not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame or call no names.
03:03:43.000 Real talk.
03:03:44.000 Real talk.
03:03:50.000 What's right and what's wrong?
03:03:52.000 Real talk. 1.00
03:03:53.000 Just because your friend says she saw me at a club with some other bitches. 1.00
03:04:00.000 Oh my God. 1.00
03:04:02.000 Listen to this.
03:04:03.000 Listen to this.
03:04:03.000 She said there were other guys there.
03:04:15.000 Science!
03:04:21.000 Oh. 0.94
03:04:27.000 Nigga, look at his hair. 1.00
03:04:28.000 Give me a little bit more.
03:04:29.000 Give me a little bit more.
03:04:30.000 I don't care.
03:04:31.000 Give me a little bit more.
03:04:33.000 I'm just trying to have a good time.
03:04:35.000 Robert, you did this.
03:04:36.000 Kills, I heard you did that. 1.00
03:04:38.000 Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind? 1.00
03:04:41.000 Real talk. 1.00
03:04:42.000 Hold up.
03:04:43.000 Real talk. 1.00
03:04:45.000 I'm going through a motherfucking pedophile case. 1.00
03:04:47.000 Real talk, right, nigga? 1.00
03:04:49.000 Don't you think I got enough bullshit? 1.00
03:04:51.000 Real talk. 1.00
03:04:52.000 Gave who some damn money? 0.99
03:04:55.000 I ain't gave nobody no damn money, girl. 0.99
03:04:59.000 You see what your problem is? 1.00
03:05:02.000 You're always running off at the mouth, telling your girls your motherfucking business. 1.00
03:05:07.000 When they don't eat with us, they don't sleep with us. 1.00
03:05:11.000 Besides, what they eat don't make us shit. 0.99
03:05:16.000 Real talk! 1.00
03:05:18.000 Oh my god.
03:05:20.000 Did you just put a voicemail conversation as a song?
03:05:22.000 It is an art piece.
03:05:25.000 Come on, man.
03:05:25.000 It's an art piece.
03:05:28.000 Look, man.
03:05:28.000 Ray Charles couldn't see.
03:05:29.000 R. Kelly couldn't read, man. 1.00
03:05:30.000 They can both write a goddamn song. 0.99
03:05:33.000 Listen, whatever he did that's illegal, I stand against it, and I think we all stand against it. 1.00
03:05:38.000 I stand against it.
03:05:39.000 We all stand against it.
03:05:40.000 I wish he didn't.
03:05:42.000 Right. 1.00
03:05:43.000 Because when you listen to some of the shit that he produces, you're like, God damn. 1.00
03:05:47.000 To me it go Michael Jackson and R. Kelly. 1.00
03:05:50.000 Those are your people.
03:05:51.000 That's top tier music for me.
03:05:54.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
03:05:55.000 And Mike ain't do that shit. 0.99
03:05:56.000 Wait, where's James Brown? 1.00
03:05:57.000 Oh yeah, he says Mike didn't do that shit. 1.00
03:05:59.000 Oh. 0.99
03:06:00.000 Mike ain't dead either.
03:06:01.000 What?
03:06:02.000 Oh, he's not done.
03:06:03.000 There we go.
03:06:03.000 Mike is alive, man.
03:06:04.000 Alive and well.
03:06:05.000 Where do you think he is?
03:06:06.000 Yeah, where is he?
03:06:06.000 In Vegas.
03:06:07.000 Okay.
03:06:08.000 It's on UFO. What's he doing in Vegas?
03:06:10.000 He had Joe Oldhouse.
03:06:11.000 Okay.
03:06:12.000 He had Joe Oldhouse.
03:06:14.000 You grew up in the other street from them, didn't you?
03:06:16.000 Yeah, I grew up around the corner from them niggas. 1.00
03:06:18.000 Imagine if someone who really did face their death fake it and do it successfully. 0.87
03:06:22.000 Like a Kennedy.
03:06:23.000 Whoa! 0.71
03:06:24.000 Which one?
03:06:24.000 Like one of them.
03:06:26.000 Oh.
03:06:26.000 Like Robert or John F. John F. Guys who get shot.
03:06:30.000 Or Tupac or Elvis.
03:06:31.000 Tupac ain't having a...
03:06:34.000 I don't think Tupac did that.
03:06:36.000 Elvis's still alive.
03:06:37.000 The Kennedy one, you can see him die.
03:06:39.000 Mike, I can see it.
03:06:41.000 Mike is still alive.
03:06:44.000 I'm telling you, man.
03:06:46.000 Talk about it.
03:06:47.000 Mike's alive, man.
03:06:47.000 What's he doing?
03:06:48.000 I mean, fucking hoes doing like regular nigga shit now. 1.00
03:06:52.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
03:06:53.000 Mike just like want to chill now, man.
03:06:55.000 You gotta say, Mike was in a lot of debt, man.
03:06:58.000 Not according to the papers. 0.98
03:06:59.000 According to the papers, they're saying, you know, he was fucking kids and now he's gone over to overdose. 0.98
03:07:03.000 What kids, though? 0.98
03:07:05.000 They ain't never proven.
03:07:06.000 Mike came to Gary, right? 1.00
03:07:07.000 And he talked to me about this shit. 1.00
03:07:08.000 He said, man, come on, man. 1.00
03:07:10.000 He said, man, niggas gonna hate you for whatever you do, man. 0.99
03:07:13.000 And Mike didn't fuck with Tupac. 0.99
03:07:15.000 Really? 0.99
03:07:15.000 No. 0.99
03:07:16.000 He whooped Tupac ass. 1.00
03:07:17.000 What? 1.00
03:07:18.000 Michael Jackson whooped Tupac ass, man. 0.99
03:07:21.000 What? 0.99
03:07:21.000 Tell me this story. 0.99
03:07:23.000 Tell us this story shit. 1.00
03:07:24.000 They was both fucking with Quincy Jones' daughter. 1.00
03:07:28.000 Rashida? 1.00
03:07:29.000 One of them.
03:07:30.000 I don't know.
03:07:30.000 Okay.
03:07:31.000 Let's not name names.
03:07:32.000 My bad.
03:07:33.000 My bad. 0.99
03:07:34.000 But Mike ain't fuck with Pac. 0.99
03:07:35.000 Him and Pac was beefing. 1.00
03:07:36.000 I mean, shit. 0.99
03:07:36.000 You might want to look into that Mike on the Pac murder, really, to be honest. 0.99
03:07:42.000 You know?
03:07:43.000 They was getting on this trail. 1.00
03:07:44.000 He said, damn, man, they're making all these fucking Pac movies and documentaries. 1.00
03:07:47.000 They're going to get on me. 1.00
03:07:49.000 That would be hilarious.
03:07:50.000 If Michael Jackson put the hit on Tupac.
03:07:53.000 Mike put the hit on Pac, I think.
03:07:55.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:07:57.000 That's hilarious.
03:07:58.000 The time Tupac and Michael Jackson got in a fight.
03:08:02.000 Yeah, Mike bang on Tupac.
03:08:03.000 This is hilarious. 0.99
03:08:04.000 Y'all thought I was bullshit. 0.99
03:08:06.000 Wow. 0.99
03:08:08.000 So what caused this? 0.99
03:08:10.000 We said, damn. 0.99
03:08:12.000 We didn't talk about this. 0.99
03:08:14.000 Hey.
03:08:16.000 Pac versus Mike, man.
03:08:17.000 I'm telling you, man.
03:08:18.000 Did you ever see that movie with Tupac and Mickey Rourke?
03:08:20.000 Oh, yeah.
03:08:22.000 Bullet.
03:08:22.000 Yeah.
03:08:23.000 Wow.
03:08:24.000 Good movie.
03:08:24.000 Good movie.
03:08:25.000 Tupac got killed in that movie, though.
03:08:26.000 How'd you pull that out?
03:08:28.000 Oh, man.
03:08:28.000 I love Mickey Rourke.
03:08:30.000 You went on Jeopardy.
03:08:31.000 So it was about her.
03:08:32.000 Okay.
03:08:33.000 When it comes to Tupac, Mickey Rourke, Jeopardy.
03:08:35.000 I love Mickey Rourke.
03:08:36.000 You just won.
03:08:36.000 And Tupac and Mickey Rourke were good friends.
03:08:39.000 Yeah, they were.
03:08:40.000 Yeah.
03:08:40.000 They were in that movie together.
03:08:41.000 Mickey Rourke was one of my favorite actors, man.
03:08:43.000 The wrestler.
03:08:44.000 Oh, my God.
03:08:45.000 The rest was really good.
03:08:46.000 But you know, you go back to like Angel Heart.
03:08:48.000 You ever see Angel Heart?
03:08:49.000 Oh yeah.
03:08:50.000 Oh my god.
03:08:50.000 It's him and Robert De Niro.
03:08:52.000 It's an amazing movie.
03:08:53.000 It's weird.
03:08:54.000 It's a weird movie.
03:08:55.000 And I want to say it's in the...
03:08:58.000 82?
03:08:59.000 87. It's a really wild movie, man.
03:09:04.000 It's about a guy selling his soul to the devil.
03:09:06.000 What's the card again?
03:09:08.000 Angel Heart.
03:09:08.000 And doesn't realize it.
03:09:10.000 And he's like in the middle of, I believe it takes place in New Orleans or Louisiana or somewhere down there.
03:09:15.000 It's really hot and sweaty and it seems like madness. 0.90
03:09:20.000 Robert De Niro is the devil. 1.00
03:09:22.000 And Robert De Niro is a fucking amazing devil. 1.00
03:09:24.000 Did he play a better devil than Al Pacino? 1.00
03:09:27.000 It's so different.
03:09:29.000 It's smoldering.
03:09:30.000 It's smoldering and believable.
03:09:32.000 Go back to that picture.
03:09:34.000 Look at that picture.
03:09:36.000 Make that big.
03:09:37.000 I'm telling you, Robert De Niro might be the most convincing devil ever in a movie.
03:09:41.000 Because he's not trying to scare you.
03:09:45.000 He figured out a way to play it off.
03:09:48.000 Like, the conversation we're having is nonsense. 1.00
03:09:51.000 Because you're going to hell. 0.99
03:09:53.000 Like, he's saying that.
03:09:54.000 There's no tension in anything he says. 0.59
03:09:57.000 Everything is like, you're going to hell. 0.98
03:10:00.000 Like, I'm the devil, and you're going to hell. 0.91
03:10:04.000 It's very matter-of-fact, it sounds like. 0.99
03:10:06.000 Yeah, and Mickey Rourke's character is trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. 0.96
03:10:08.000 It's like he's having these, like... 0.97
03:10:12.000 Bizarre feelings about reality. 0.99
03:10:14.000 Damn, that's crazy. 0.99
03:10:15.000 I gotta watch it again. 0.99
03:10:16.000 I'm trying to remember specifics about it, but I'm pretty sure the premise was that he sold his soul to the devil.
03:10:23.000 And Robert De Niro came to take his soul.
03:10:26.000 See if you can find the premise.
03:10:27.000 What the premise of Angel Heart was.
03:10:30.000 But Robert De Niro, he gets my vote.
03:10:33.000 That's the greatest devil ever. 1.00
03:10:35.000 Damn. 1.00
03:10:37.000 Okay. 1.00
03:10:37.000 Mickey Rourke is a private detective contracted by Louis Cipher. 1.00
03:10:41.000 Louis Cipher.
03:10:42.000 Get it?
03:10:43.000 Robert De Niro to track down an iconic singer, Johnny Favorite.
03:10:47.000 However, everybody that Angel questions about Favorite seems to me to tragic demise.
03:10:51.000 Eventually, the trail leads Angel to New Orleans where he learns that Favorite had dabbled in the black arts as Favorite's whereabouts and true identity become clear.
03:11:03.000 Angel learns that being...
03:11:05.000 Being hired by Cypher was not a random choice.
03:11:08.000 That's a teaser.
03:11:11.000 I don't know.
03:11:11.000 I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
03:11:13.000 I'm pretty sure that he had sold his soul.
03:11:16.000 There we go.
03:11:17.000 It's a dope movie, man.
03:11:20.000 I think it's like Mickey Rourke at his prime.
03:11:23.000 He was in his prime in this movie.
03:11:26.000 He was one of the...
03:11:27.000 Again, it's like we were talking about Tyson or we're talking about anybody else.
03:11:32.000 There's only a few years you can exist at that high of a level of RPM. Yeah.
03:11:38.000 Just fucking... 1.00
03:11:38.000 We're breaking it on... 1.00
03:11:40.000 We're re-entering.
03:11:42.000 The tiles are chipping off.
03:11:44.000 We're on fire.
03:11:45.000 That guy hit some...
03:11:47.000 Like Chinatown. 1.00
03:11:48.000 Remember that movie?
03:11:49.000 Chinatown.
03:11:50.000 That's true.
03:11:50.000 He hit some high levels with those movies, man.
03:11:54.000 In Sin City?
03:11:55.000 Yeah.
03:11:55.000 Yeah.
03:11:55.000 He re-envisited himself.
03:11:57.000 Yeah.
03:11:58.000 Guys like that, man. 1.00
03:12:05.000 Fucking De Niro. 1.00
03:12:06.000 De Niro, dude. 1.00
03:12:07.000 How about Taxi Driver?
03:12:09.000 Oh, man.
03:12:10.000 Come on.
03:12:11.000 How about Raging Bull?
03:12:12.000 Raging Bull, yeah.
03:12:13.000 The most quotable movie ever. 1.00
03:12:15.000 Yeah, Raging Bull is shit. 1.00
03:12:16.000 Raging Bull, I mean just... 1.00
03:12:18.000 The Irishman was good.
03:12:19.000 The Irishman was cool. 1.00
03:12:20.000 It was long as fuck. 0.99
03:12:21.000 I still haven't seen it. 1.00
03:12:22.000 You can't fuck no bitch to it if you watch on Netflix. 1.00
03:12:24.000 That shit long as fuck. 1.00
03:12:25.000 Bitch be like, I don't understand this shit. 1.00
03:12:27.000 Shut your dumb ass up, bitch. 1.00
03:12:28.000 It's the Irishman. 1.00
03:12:29.000 Is it complex?
03:12:31.000 Is it more confusing than Tenet?
03:12:33.000 Tenet's super complicated. 1.00
03:12:34.000 Tenet fucking sucks. 1.00
03:12:36.000 I hate Tenet. 1.00
03:12:37.000 How dare you?
03:12:38.000 You like that movie?
03:12:39.000 I liked 85% of it. 1.00
03:12:41.000 I hate this shit. 1.00
03:12:41.000 Yeah, which is good enough for me. 1.00
03:12:43.000 I hate Tenet.
03:12:44.000 I go to sleep ten minutes in. 1.00
03:12:47.000 I can't even get through that shit. 1.00
03:12:48.000 It's like that other shit that's like that. 1.00
03:12:50.000 The same director. 1.00
03:12:51.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:12:52.000 Come on, nigga. 1.00
03:12:53.000 I feel like the whole fucking movie they're trying to play mind tricks with me. 1.00
03:12:55.000 Right. 1.00
03:12:56.000 And I don't want to fuck with it. 0.99
03:12:57.000 I see your point. 0.96
03:12:58.000 Do you like straightforward action movies?
03:13:00.000 Yes.
03:13:01.000 Love straightforward action movies.
03:13:02.000 Like John Wick? 0.99
03:13:04.000 I mean, I don't love John Wick because I don't love the script and some of the antics of the shit, but I like the shooting and shit like that. 0.68
03:13:09.000 I like the action of it, but I'm trying to see if it's like a great action movie. 0.88
03:13:15.000 I'm trying to see what's the last great action movie that I saw. 0.99
03:13:21.000 Shit. 0.99
03:13:23.000 It's been a while, right? 1.00
03:13:24.000 Since one really clicked?
03:13:26.000 The old guard was good to me.
03:13:29.000 What's the old guard?
03:13:30.000 It's a movie with Charlize Theron.
03:13:33.000 I didn't see that.
03:13:34.000 It's pretty good.
03:13:35.000 It's on Netflix.
03:13:36.000 It's about people who can't die.
03:13:40.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:13:42.000 Yeah, so it's like she's been around for centuries and she can't get killed. 0.99
03:13:48.000 She'd have been in different wars and shit like that. 0.99
03:13:52.000 The Civil War, all this shit, you know what I'm saying? 0.98
03:13:54.000 So it's like, you know, it's about her and a group of people on the earth. 0.99
03:13:58.000 It's like certain people that can't die.
03:14:00.000 You know, that gives me anxiety.
03:14:04.000 Right?
03:14:05.000 Legitimately.
03:14:06.000 Not be able to die?
03:14:07.000 Well, here's the thing.
03:14:09.000 Here's the question.
03:14:10.000 Do you enjoy life right now?
03:14:12.000 Word.
03:14:13.000 I do.
03:14:13.000 Love it.
03:14:14.000 I love it.
03:14:14.000 What if it goes on forever?
03:14:16.000 No.
03:14:16.000 What do you mean forever?
03:14:18.000 When does it end?
03:14:19.000 When does it end?
03:14:20.000 Everybody wants to know when it ends.
03:14:22.000 Like, if you said that you are you as you are right now forever, are you okay with that?
03:14:27.000 Hell yeah.
03:14:27.000 Like, what if you never get sick and you never get old and you just stay right here forever?
03:14:30.000 Is that good enough?
03:14:31.000 Are you sure?
03:14:32.000 Are you sure you're not gonna go mad?
03:14:34.000 Like, how long can you stay right here forever?
03:14:37.000 That's a good question.
03:14:38.000 If it gets to be like 900,000 years from now, and I'm like, dude, I can't do this anymore.
03:14:45.000 I can't do it anymore.
03:14:47.000 I'm so bored.
03:14:49.000 I can't believe I can't die.
03:14:52.000 It's crazy.
03:14:53.000 It's a scene in that movie.
03:14:54.000 I don't even want to give it away, but it's one of the people in the movie that can't die or whatever.
03:14:59.000 So it's like a group. 0.99
03:15:02.000 I forgot what time period they were in, but they thought the bitch was like a witch. 1.00
03:15:06.000 So these people, they was like, yo, we got to burn. 1.00
03:15:08.000 They keep burning her. 0.89
03:15:10.000 They keep hanging her. 0.99
03:15:11.000 She can't die.
03:15:12.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:15:13.000 So they're like, all right.
03:15:14.000 So they lock her in a cage and then put her underwater. 0.99
03:15:18.000 So she can't get out the cage and she just drowns every day and comes back to life every day. 1.00
03:15:25.000 That's got to be insanity.
03:15:26.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:15:27.000 Oh my god.
03:15:27.000 So it's like she drowns every second and then comes back to life.
03:15:31.000 Drowns and she's locked underwater.
03:15:33.000 So they put her under the seat. 0.95
03:15:35.000 That gives me anxiety.
03:15:36.000 That's right.
03:15:37.000 Isn't that a crazy way to think? 0.98
03:15:38.000 I was like, damn, I could never die, but I'm dying every day and living. 0.99
03:15:41.000 It's crazy. 0.99
03:15:44.000 Yeah.
03:15:45.000 Yeah.
03:15:58.000 Because you just do the same thing over and over and over and over again because you die every day.
03:16:02.000 And they feel all the pain of dying, but they just come back to life.
03:16:06.000 But you come back to life.
03:16:07.000 They feel it all.
03:16:08.000 It's the same, always.
03:16:09.000 Then your lungs explode, yeah.
03:16:11.000 That's like something, again, it's like biblical.
03:16:14.000 Yeah.
03:16:15.000 That's a biblical kind of thing, right?
03:16:16.000 It is.
03:16:17.000 Reincarnation, yeah.
03:16:18.000 It is kind of biblical because it's so crazy.
03:16:21.000 It makes so little sense.
03:16:23.000 It is crazy.
03:16:24.000 I think the good movie I just saw was Judas and the Black Messiah. 0.97
03:16:27.000 I just saw that too as well.
03:16:29.000 That sticks to your ribs a little bit.
03:16:30.000 The part that fucked me up was the actual real dude that was in the movie at the end. 0.89
03:16:35.000 The dude that set him up with the feds.
03:16:37.000 He looked just like the Keith action.
03:16:38.000 Yeah, he looked just like him.
03:16:40.000 And how he killed himself right after that documentary came out.
03:16:43.000 I heard he ran in traffic.
03:16:45.000 Oh, he ran in traffic.
03:16:46.000 You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
03:16:48.000 Really?
03:16:48.000 Yeah, he committed suicide, I assume, hanging, yeah.
03:16:50.000 But no, I heard he tried to hang himself, but yeah, he ran into traffic.
03:16:53.000 Yeah, he ran into traffic.
03:16:53.000 That's a crazy suicide.
03:16:55.000 William O'Neill.
03:16:56.000 So yeah, he did Eye on the Prize in PBS in like 1990 when...
03:16:59.000 Yeah, when he talks about his involvement with the feds and him going to assassinate Fred Hampton and him being involved in it.
03:17:05.000 And then, yeah, that night he kills himself.
03:17:06.000 Why would he do that?
03:17:08.000 Like, what got, like, eye on the prize? 1.00
03:17:11.000 Like, man, stop and see some black history shit. 1.00
03:17:14.000 Come on here and talk about being a snitch and killing one of the leaders. 1.00
03:17:18.000 Eye on the prize, all about Fred Hampton and the nigga who got him killed. 1.00
03:17:22.000 And the nigga that got him killed. 1.00
03:17:24.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:17:24.000 They really nailed it. 0.99
03:17:25.000 And he was on that motherfucker trying to defend that shit. 1.00
03:17:27.000 Like, yeah, I talked about it, but I felt like my contribution was like... 1.00
03:17:30.000 He thought that he was like a black history martyr.
03:17:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:17:35.000 Well, remember in the movie he was even...
03:17:36.000 I mean, we can't talk about the movie, but yeah.
03:17:38.000 I mean, it's a true story, so I guess he was saying that he had three leaders.
03:17:41.000 It was like, you know, looking at Jesus and Martin Luther King, and then this FBI agent was like his other idol or whatever.
03:17:46.000 Oh, my God.
03:17:47.000 Yeah.
03:17:48.000 It's another one that QAnon didn't promote!
03:17:52.000 Nothing is spears.
03:17:53.000 That's the problem with something like QAnon.
03:17:54.000 You've got to chase down the people that live in the center of the earth first.
03:17:58.000 We've got to find out, is that true? 1.00
03:18:00.000 Okay, let's move on to kid fuckers. 1.00
03:18:03.000 We're going to eventually get to civil liberties and racial justice, but we've got to take care of the kid fuckers. 1.00
03:18:09.000 That's the Catholic Church. 1.00
03:18:11.000 That's the craziest part of 20th and 21st century America.
03:18:17.000 Right, and R. Kelly in jail.
03:18:19.000 How come there ain't no Pope R. Kelly, they want to take down Epstein, he didn't kill himself, but it's like, yeah, we still...
03:18:24.000 Epstein alive.
03:18:24.000 The government bailed out the Catholic Church who doesn't pay taxes, $4.4 billion.
03:18:29.000 Well, there's some weird shit, too, where they would relocate people. 0.97
03:18:32.000 They would find someone who had molested children in one particular parish, one particular area, and they would take them to a new place. 0.99
03:18:40.000 South America, probably.
03:18:41.000 What is that?
03:18:42.000 Is the documentary Hear No Evil?
03:18:45.000 I think that's the documentary.
03:18:46.000 Oh, yeah.
03:18:47.000 There's one of them about that, but there's one case of one guy who went on to molest, I think it was 100 deaf kids.
03:18:55.000 Yeah.
03:18:56.000 What?
03:18:57.000 What?
03:18:57.000 They had moved him from one place where he was doing something to kids to another place where he may have molested as many as 100 deaf kids.
03:19:07.000 Do you ever wonder why that...
03:19:09.000 And they moved him there?
03:19:10.000 Like, why that's so rampant in that religion?
03:19:15.000 I think there's no excuses.
03:19:18.000 Just like there's no excuses for R. Kelly, there's no excuses for these guys, right?
03:19:22.000 We're just talking about these things.
03:19:26.000 You can't tell people they can't have sex. 0.98
03:19:28.000 Thank you.
03:19:28.000 It's just like telling people they can't eat or telling people they can't drink water or telling people they can't sleep.
03:19:35.000 Right.
03:19:35.000 We have urges.
03:19:37.000 Right.
03:19:37.000 And for you to tell this priest that he can't ever, you're perverting what it is to be a person.
03:19:43.000 So whatever comes out of that perversion, whether it's Kid fucking, or rape, or self-harm, or whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
03:19:53.000 Whatever, drug abuse, whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
03:19:56.000 It comes out of this oppression. 0.99
03:19:58.000 Right.
03:19:58.000 It's just not good for anybody.
03:20:00.000 We all know that.
03:20:01.000 We all know that.
03:20:02.000 It's not good for anybody in any walk of life.
03:20:04.000 They volunteer for that kind of trauma, though.
03:20:05.000 They don't know any better, man. 1.00
03:20:07.000 They're fucking kids when they go in. 1.00
03:20:08.000 When I was in high school, there was a kid who lived right up the street, and he was becoming a priest, and I knew his sister. 1.00
03:20:17.000 I went to school with his sister, and we would travel on the bus together to school, and it was known.
03:20:22.000 He was a couple years ahead of me.
03:20:23.000 It was known he was going to be a priest.
03:20:25.000 We all knew it.
03:20:26.000 And like they get them in when they're young and they ordain them and there's places where I'm sure, just like everything else in the world, where they're strictly adhering to the Bible and they're wonderful, beautiful people.
03:20:38.000 They just want everybody to love everyone and they want the best for the community.
03:20:42.000 But like everything else, there's good ones and there's bad ones.
03:20:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:20:45.000 And the problem is when you protect the bad ones because you don't want to destroy the whole organization, then you let people like us talk and go, hey, they're fucking kids. 0.99
03:20:56.000 Right, exactly. 0.98
03:20:57.000 How many kids?
03:20:58.000 Like a lot of kids.
03:20:59.000 A lot of kids.
03:21:00.000 Thousands.
03:21:00.000 Hundreds of thousands.
03:21:01.000 Who knows how many?
03:21:02.000 Right.
03:21:02.000 They haven't documented it.
03:21:04.000 Right. 0.99
03:21:04.000 Anybody who knows, people who know priests know that there's been some shit that's gone down. 0.99
03:21:09.000 Exactly. 0.99
03:21:10.000 It's like the cops.
03:21:11.000 It's crazy.
03:21:12.000 In every city, though.
03:21:13.000 We gotta defund the Catholic Church. 0.80
03:21:14.000 In every city. 1.00
03:21:15.000 We gotta defund that shit. 1.00
03:21:17.000 We gotta defund the Catholic Church, man. 1.00
03:21:19.000 You can't do that anymore.
03:21:20.000 Just like you can't lie if you're a banker.
03:21:23.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:21:24.000 Just like you can't have poor construction standards if you're a civil engineer.
03:21:28.000 You gotta do the right thing, man, across the board.
03:21:31.000 Whether it's with religion or with finances or with government or healthcare.
03:21:36.000 Everything has to be done the right way across the board. 1.00
03:21:38.000 I can't fuck with Catholicism because I can't go sit and talk to no motherfucker and confess to no human being. 1.00
03:21:44.000 Right. 1.00
03:21:45.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
03:21:45.000 So you just holding everybody's secrets. 1.00
03:21:47.000 You go outside and be like, hey, man, shit. 1.00
03:21:49.000 You know that nigga be digging in his ass, man. 1.00
03:21:52.000 I had a bit about confession. 1.00
03:21:53.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
03:21:54.000 Like, why the fuck am I going to confess to you, bitch? 1.00
03:21:56.000 Exactly. 1.00
03:21:57.000 Fuck you. 1.00
03:21:57.000 Who are you confessing to? 1.00
03:22:00.000 So what makes you so much better than me?
03:22:02.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:22:03.000 That's a major question.
03:22:04.000 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.99
03:22:05.000 I couldn't do no shit like that. 0.98
03:22:06.000 So I always looked at that like... 0.99
03:22:08.000 Some dudes just wake up every day and go, keep it in your pants. 0.72
03:22:11.000 And they keep going.
03:22:13.000 They get through years and years of just keep it in your pants.
03:22:15.000 They don't do anything.
03:22:17.000 Keep it in your pants.
03:22:18.000 It's that one time.
03:22:19.000 It's like being an NFL DB. I'll stick this guy for 99% or maybe 85% of these passes.
03:22:25.000 Knee blows apart.
03:22:27.000 Yeah.
03:22:29.000 Or you get a double move.
03:22:30.000 You know what I mean?
03:22:31.000 Both those things can happen. 1.00
03:22:33.000 Damn it, man. 0.99
03:22:36.000 Isn't it crazy, though? 1.00
03:22:39.000 How can you go... 1.00
03:22:40.000 Why do you sign up to not fuck? 1.00
03:22:43.000 Right. 1.00
03:22:43.000 It doesn't make sense. 1.00
03:22:44.000 You're voluntarily doing it.
03:22:45.000 Well, here's the reason for it.
03:22:46.000 Do you know the reason for it? 1.00
03:22:48.000 Those guys were running shit. 1.00
03:22:50.000 This was the thing. 1.00
03:22:51.000 Back in the day, before they made them celibate, they were like, we got a problem here. 1.00
03:22:54.000 These priests are fucking all these women. 1.00
03:22:56.000 They're probably fucking everybody. 1.00
03:22:57.000 You're talking about thousands of years ago. 0.99
03:22:59.000 People were wild.
03:23:00.000 They lived to be 12. They just fucked each other and jumped off cliffs. 1.00
03:23:05.000 They didn't know what they were doing. 1.00
03:23:07.000 They were wild people. 1.00
03:23:09.000 And that's when they decided, hey, hey, hey, if you want to be a priest, you can't fuck anymore. 1.00
03:23:13.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:23:14.000 I can't believe they did this.
03:23:16.000 It's like impeaching Trump for the third time.
03:23:19.000 They put the brakes on the chaos.
03:23:21.000 They're like, no more. 1.00
03:23:22.000 You got to stop fucking everybody. 1.00
03:23:24.000 That's how I feel like monogamy got invented. 1.00
03:23:27.000 I feel like a bad motherfucker that couldn't get no bitches. 1.00
03:23:29.000 Like, oh, you taking all the bitches. 1.00
03:23:31.000 Hell no, just one. 1.00
03:23:32.000 Only one.
03:23:34.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
03:23:35.000 You were entitled to one bitch. 1.00
03:23:36.000 What book is that? 0.99
03:23:38.000 I just feel like, you know what I mean? 1.00
03:23:39.000 I think that's how that shit got created, man. 0.99
03:23:41.000 Do you think it would be looked at differently if there was one woman who had, like, ten boyfriends? 1.00
03:23:51.000 It's one woman who just had a lot of money, and she had these ten male strippers. 1.00
03:23:55.000 It don't bother me. 0.99
03:23:56.000 Chaka Khan fucked everybody in her band. 1.00
03:23:58.000 Hey man, there's a book called Wheel of Time. 0.99
03:24:00.000 And it worked.
03:24:00.000 There's a book called Wheel of Time and it's all about that polyamory stuff and women running.
03:24:04.000 They say, I let my dude go fuck other people or whatever because I'm a busy person. 0.95
03:24:09.000 So these women, these queens are running the country and they make these dudes, you know, like, I can't always be with him so I don't want to make him feel bad. 1.00
03:24:16.000 So yeah, you can go fuck other people. 0.99
03:24:17.000 Is that the plot of Wonder Woman 1984? 1.00
03:24:19.000 Yes, Joe!
03:24:20.000 I don't know if that's the plot.
03:24:22.000 That's Wheel of Time.
03:24:23.000 It's just a book.
03:24:23.000 Wonder Woman.
03:24:24.000 That bitch played Wonder Woman fine as fuck. 1.00
03:24:25.000 I fuck shit out of that. 1.00
03:24:28.000 I wonder, bitch. 1.00
03:24:30.000 How did it feel? 1.00
03:24:32.000 The first one was good.
03:24:34.000 I really enjoyed the first one.
03:24:36.000 I like it.
03:24:36.000 It's good.
03:24:36.000 I think DC trying to come...
03:24:39.000 Well, they can't fuck with Marvel. 0.99
03:24:40.000 Let's be real. 0.99
03:24:41.000 They got Batman.
03:24:41.000 Isn't that interesting, though?
03:24:43.000 Batman's just a rich dude.
03:24:44.000 He's just a rich dude with a cool suit.
03:24:46.000 That's why he's the best superhero, because he don't need no fake-ass power.
03:24:49.000 He's a weird one, because you don't really want to be him, because you could. 0.96
03:24:53.000 Anybody had the suit and all the gadgets and shit? 0.96
03:24:56.000 He's not particularly talented. 0.97
03:24:57.000 That's true.
03:24:58.000 I did see Damon Wayne's Blank Man.
03:25:00.000 That's better.
03:25:02.000 See, the thing is, Batman doesn't have any physical... 1.00
03:25:06.000 The idea of Batman versus Superman is so fucking stupid. 1.00
03:25:09.000 Ridiculous. 1.00
03:25:09.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
03:25:10.000 This is an alien who can kill you. 1.00
03:25:11.000 Nigga, hold on. 1.00
03:25:12.000 Time out, nigga. 1.00
03:25:13.000 If I got the motherfucking kryptonite, he can't do shit. 1.00
03:25:17.000 Alright, but where you get kryptonite from? 1.00
03:25:18.000 Batman had that shit. 1.00
03:25:20.000 Yeah, he got that shit. 1.00
03:25:21.000 He paid for it. 1.00
03:25:22.000 You're right. 1.00
03:25:23.000 He had kryptonite guns and all that shit. 1.00
03:25:25.000 He said, fuck Superman. 1.00
03:25:26.000 I just want to look at things rationally when I'm talking about Superman. 1.00
03:25:30.000 When it comes to Superman, there was a movie where he spun the earth backwards and went back in time. 0.99
03:25:36.000 What is that rich dude in a cape gonna do to fuck with that? 0.99
03:25:41.000 You gonna pull out your kryptonite? 1.00
03:25:44.000 Are you really?
03:25:46.000 I respect that.
03:25:46.000 This guy's got laser beams for eyeballs.
03:25:48.000 He can be way away from you and kill you. 1.00
03:25:49.000 You're not fucking with him. 1.00
03:25:50.000 I respect that. 1.00
03:25:51.000 He can kill you in his eyes. 0.95
03:25:52.000 I think Superman's such an old, generic, old 1930s white idea of a superpower. 1.00
03:25:59.000 Because I'm like, that's so bullshit. 1.00
03:26:00.000 You can do everything. 1.00
03:26:01.000 Yeah, you can do everything. 1.00
03:26:03.000 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00
03:26:04.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
03:26:05.000 If I had a superpower like we said at breakfast, I would want to be that dude in the Jumper movie.
03:26:10.000 Look, he's turning back time.
03:26:11.000 Look at this movie.
03:26:12.000 Superman's gonna turn back time.
03:26:14.000 Because somebody died, right?
03:26:16.000 It's probably the greatest thing that ever happened since the outlaw Josie Wales kicked open a saloon door.
03:26:21.000 Is this the one with Richard Pryor?
03:26:24.000 It looks so bad!
03:26:25.000 No, this isn't the one with Richard Pryor.
03:26:27.000 This is before that.
03:26:28.000 This is crazy.
03:26:29.000 Yeah, this is when...
03:26:30.000 I think it is.
03:26:31.000 I don't think it's before...
03:26:33.000 I don't think it's the Richard Pryor one, though.
03:26:36.000 Look, you get it?
03:26:37.000 He's making the Earth go backwards.
03:26:39.000 Get it?
03:26:40.000 Get it?
03:26:40.000 Imagine.
03:26:41.000 Imagine.
03:26:42.000 He can go so fast that he can actually...
03:26:44.000 Oh, don't worry about animals being extinct.
03:26:48.000 Right?
03:26:49.000 I just have this thing I have to do for this chick.
03:26:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:26:53.000 What if you go too far?
03:26:54.000 What if I bring back the Black Plague? 0.58
03:26:56.000 Whoopsies.
03:26:56.000 I just want to save this chick.
03:26:58.000 I really want to fuck. 1.00
03:26:59.000 Right. 1.00
03:27:00.000 You selfish piece of shit. 1.00
03:27:02.000 I mean, you break it down like that. 1.00
03:27:04.000 That nigga sued, man. 1.00
03:27:05.000 He didn't know what the fuck was going to happen. 1.00
03:27:07.000 He tried to rewind niggas back into slavery. 1.00
03:27:09.000 Yeah.
03:27:12.000 For real though!
03:27:13.000 What if he stopped at 1492? 1.00
03:27:17.000 Fuck! 1.00
03:27:18.000 I gotta eat something. 1.00
03:27:20.000 We're gonna spin it up a little.
03:27:22.000 We're gonna get it right! 0.99
03:27:23.000 Hey man, you better fast forward this shit. 0.99
03:27:25.000 And the wife's yelling at him. 0.99
03:27:27.000 Why didn't you use the map?
03:27:31.000 That's the wife. 1.00
03:27:33.000 Lois Lane.
03:27:34.000 And he had a thing for Lois Lane.
03:27:36.000 Which didn't make any sense.
03:27:37.000 You know why Batman better than Superman?
03:27:39.000 Because he had real ops.
03:27:41.000 Did he?
03:27:42.000 Nobody had no...
03:27:43.000 Who was Superman beef with?
03:27:45.000 Lex Luger?
03:27:46.000 He had no beef.
03:27:47.000 That's it.
03:27:48.000 The problem is they didn't have a lot of bad guys back then.
03:27:51.000 Batman had real bad guys.
03:27:53.000 He had the Joker, the Riddler.
03:27:55.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:27:57.000 You're as good as your...
03:27:58.000 Like with boxing, man.
03:27:59.000 You're as good as your opponents, man.
03:28:01.000 That's a good point. 0.99
03:28:02.000 I can't fuck with that point. 0.99
03:28:04.000 Yeah, he never had no op. 0.99
03:28:06.000 You're right.
03:28:06.000 He never had no real op, man.
03:28:08.000 Who was he fighting, man? 0.99
03:28:09.000 What the fuck? 1.00
03:28:10.000 He was fighting hurricanes and natural disasters and shit. 1.00
03:28:12.000 Yeah, that's the point about boxing. 1.00
03:28:14.000 And Superman so caught up on a bitch, Batman was switching bitches out. 1.00
03:28:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:28:19.000 You on low as Batman.
03:28:22.000 Batman had all kind of hoes. 1.00
03:28:23.000 Batman fucking a reporter. 1.00
03:28:24.000 He fucking the bitch at the laboratory. 1.00
03:28:27.000 Mayor, deputy mayor. 1.00
03:28:28.000 Deputy mayor.
03:28:29.000 Whatever. 0.99
03:28:29.000 He could have been gay. 0.99
03:28:31.000 He could have been fucking the what nigga. 1.00
03:28:33.000 MF Doom said that Batty Boy song about Robin and Batman. 1.00
03:28:37.000 Oh, nah. 0.98
03:28:38.000 Damn, MF Doom said that recipe's MF Doom. 0.99
03:28:40.000 I don't think Batman was gay. 0.99
03:28:41.000 I was joking.
03:28:44.000 So I don't support that MF Doom song.
03:28:47.000 I feel you, MF Doom.
03:28:50.000 Yeah, baddie boys.
03:28:51.000 That's a good one.
03:28:51.000 MF Doom did not show up at his concerts sometimes.
03:28:54.000 He had sent another motherfucker in a mask. 0.99
03:28:56.000 That was very clever. 1.00
03:28:57.000 Really?
03:28:58.000 Yeah.
03:28:59.000 Like his sore throat or something?
03:29:01.000 No, it was no sore throat.
03:29:02.000 He just didn't want to go. 0.99
03:29:03.000 He's a fucking peculiar individual. 1.00
03:29:05.000 Oh, really? 1.00
03:29:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:29:05.000 He had so much anxiety, he didn't want to... 1.00
03:29:07.000 It wasn't fucking anxiety. 0.96
03:29:08.000 It wasn't? 1.00
03:29:08.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
03:29:09.000 It wasn't anxiety, no. 1.00
03:29:10.000 That motherfucker was doing drugs and drinking, man. 1.00
03:29:12.000 It was MF Doom. 1.00
03:29:13.000 He was getting fucked up. 0.97
03:29:13.000 If anything creates anxiety. 0.97
03:29:15.000 So they say he had anxiety.
03:29:17.000 That's what he would say.
03:29:17.000 I think that he's...
03:29:19.000 One of the most mysterious people ever.
03:29:23.000 That's what's so great about him. 1.00
03:29:26.000 So I think that his just sometimes say, fuck it. 1.00
03:29:30.000 If I know I'm about to get some money to do a show and I can send a motherfucker there and I don't gotta go and I can still get the money, I would do that shit. 1.00
03:29:39.000 Just to be like, you know what? 1.00
03:29:40.000 I could fuck with these people and I could do that. 1.00
03:29:42.000 I mean, it's all some Banksy shit. 1.00
03:29:43.000 He was sending somebody in a mask. 1.00
03:29:45.000 The Banksy thing is so crazy.
03:29:48.000 How long is that guy going to be able to keep that up?
03:29:50.000 Like, people know who he is a little bit, but I think...
03:29:52.000 They don't, though.
03:29:53.000 Really?
03:29:53.000 Not really.
03:29:54.000 Right.
03:29:55.000 Like, there's no, like, stamp on it.
03:29:57.000 But the art is so good.
03:29:58.000 The art is fascinating.
03:30:00.000 Yeah.
03:30:00.000 But also, it's like the idea that there's this guy that nobody knows exactly who it is, and he makes this art that's coveted by everybody around the world, because it doesn't just stand for art.
03:30:08.000 It also stands for some sort of a rejection of our modern culture.
03:30:12.000 Yeah.
03:30:12.000 Some weird ways.
03:30:13.000 He did some crazy shit. 1.00
03:30:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:30:15.000 He did that, uh... 1.00
03:30:17.000 I think he made a painting or some shit and like sold it. 0.82
03:30:20.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
03:30:20.000 And then shredded it. 0.99
03:30:22.000 When it was sold at auction, there was a shredder built into the frame.
03:30:26.000 Into the frame.
03:30:27.000 But here's the thing.
03:30:29.000 It didn't even go all the way down the frame.
03:30:31.000 This is the jokes on him.
03:30:32.000 I would want that.
03:30:34.000 More than I would want a real one.
03:30:36.000 Because first of all, it's not like the image was like a photograph or anything like that.
03:30:39.000 You know what I mean?
03:30:40.000 It's not like it's so perfect, you can't believe it's really a painting.
03:30:43.000 No, it's like a fascinating piece of art. 0.96
03:30:45.000 So if it's got all these shred marks because he tricked me and cut my fucking painting up, I'm even happier I bought it. 0.96
03:30:52.000 Right? 0.96
03:30:53.000 Let me see what it looks like.
03:30:54.000 It wasn't supposed to stop.
03:30:56.000 Good.
03:30:57.000 And it happened right after the auction.
03:30:58.000 Let it go all the way down and be like tassels. 1.00
03:31:01.000 Like a fucking hula hoop. 1.00
03:31:02.000 So he didn't shred the whole shit? 1.00
03:31:04.000 No, it was supposed to go all the way through, but the thing he set up fucked up. 0.99
03:31:08.000 I think the halfway thing actually makes it a little more valuable.
03:31:11.000 It's all interesting.
03:31:12.000 Even if it goes all the way to the bottom, it shreds this painting.
03:31:18.000 If it stops right there, just that alone is really interesting.
03:31:24.000 Just the fact that this is the painting that was up on the wall and it shreds like that.
03:31:32.000 I would want that to sit the way it is there, post-shredded, more than I would even want it in a frame.
03:31:40.000 Right.
03:31:41.000 Right?
03:31:41.000 Look at this.
03:31:42.000 Look at this.
03:31:43.000 Because that's not even his best work.
03:31:45.000 Well, no.
03:31:46.000 You know what I mean?
03:31:46.000 The girl with the...
03:31:47.000 But it might be because of this.
03:31:49.000 That's exactly.
03:31:50.000 That's what I was trying to get to, yeah.
03:31:51.000 Where does it stop, Jamie?
03:31:53.000 Right there.
03:31:53.000 That's it where it stops?
03:31:55.000 That's perfect.
03:31:56.000 Yeah.
03:31:56.000 That's perfect.
03:31:57.000 I'll take it.
03:32:00.000 You can afford it, yeah.
03:32:01.000 No, because it represents chaos.
03:32:03.000 Like, I don't want a perfect painting. 0.99
03:32:05.000 I want a painting where he tricked me into buying this fucking painting. 0.99
03:32:08.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:32:08.000 Got sliced... 1.00
03:32:11.000 That is your taste in art, though.
03:32:13.000 You like chaos, though.
03:32:14.000 I definitely like chaos. 1.00
03:32:15.000 Yeah, that's your shit. 1.00
03:32:17.000 That's why I love Rose Battle. 1.00
03:32:18.000 Yeah, man.
03:32:19.000 That's one of the reasons why I just love to come to your show.
03:32:22.000 Rose Battle was the most creative, comic-writing-focused show.
03:32:28.000 It was an amazing show.
03:32:30.000 The Handicap Guy was the best for me.
03:32:32.000 Oh, Joe Urel, yeah.
03:32:32.000 Oh, yeah.
03:32:33.000 Amazing.
03:32:34.000 And it can be again. 1.00
03:32:36.000 I mean, once all this shit... 1.00
03:32:37.000 Die sound and we can do live comedy other than Florida and Texas. 1.00
03:32:42.000 Come to Texas? 1.00
03:32:42.000 Fuck, I'm leaving California. 1.00
03:32:44.000 That's what I'm talking about, Freddie. 1.00
03:32:46.000 I'm out of here, man.
03:32:47.000 When it comes back, we got some big plans to roast about working with one of your producers on it.
03:32:52.000 Oh, yeah?
03:32:52.000 Who?
03:32:53.000 Mad Lib.
03:32:54.000 Mad Lib.
03:32:54.000 Shout out to Mad Lib.
03:32:56.000 Texas, man, right here you could do some great roast battles.
03:33:00.000 There's some funny people out here, man.
03:33:02.000 They had a thing called Spike Club out here.
03:33:04.000 So they're well-versed.
03:33:06.000 They're well-versed in the roast.
03:33:07.000 This was one of the first places we came when we were touring.
03:33:09.000 Let me ask you this, because this has troubled me.
03:33:12.000 Why is it that some people who are really good roasters can't apply that same energy to making their act as good as where it is when they attack someone? 0.97
03:33:23.000 By what they look like, or how stupid they are, or whatever their life is fucked up about that they know about. 0.98
03:33:29.000 Like, some guys are so good at that. 1.00
03:33:31.000 They hit so hard.
03:33:33.000 But they can't figure out how to do that in just stand-up. 1.00
03:33:36.000 So you go see them at a roast, and you go, holy shit, this guy's a killer. 0.99
03:33:41.000 But then you see their stand-up, and you go... 0.99
03:33:43.000 Not the same.
03:33:44.000 Why?
03:33:44.000 Tell me why.
03:33:45.000 They're different columns.
03:33:47.000 They're different...
03:33:49.000 There's different pillars in, I guess, the comedy genre, right?
03:33:52.000 Like, you have sketch, you have stand-up, then you have roast battle, and you have improv, right?
03:33:57.000 Yeah.
03:33:57.000 And roast battle's different because your opponent is the subject.
03:34:01.000 Like, with stand-up, there's no opponent, it's just you're trying to make the crowd laugh.
03:34:04.000 This, you're trying to make the crowd laugh, you're trying to take this guy down, you're trying to make your idols proud of you, you're trying to make this crowd laugh, you know what I mean?
03:34:11.000 There's so much that goes into it, and they're one-liners for the most part, and it's a subject.
03:34:17.000 Not to say that you aren't the subject when you're doing your own act, but there's so many things that go into you building an hour or half an hour or 45 minutes to me just trying to get through 12 jokes.
03:34:27.000 I think so, yes, but I also think so, that there's something that forces them into action that regular stand-up doesn't.
03:34:34.000 Fight or flight kind of thing. 0.97
03:34:35.000 Yeah, but you know you've got a thing that's going to happen in like, you know, 18 days or whatever the fuck it is. 0.97
03:34:40.000 Yeah. 0.85
03:34:40.000 Like, I don't know how far in advance. 0.85
03:34:42.000 Sometimes it can be a week, sometimes it can be two months, yeah.
03:34:44.000 Okay.
03:34:44.000 So they have a date, and whether it's a week or two months, that's what they're focused on.
03:34:50.000 And then they start writing.
03:34:51.000 I'm going to say this, what do you think about that?
03:34:53.000 And they'll practice their friends like, ah!
03:34:56.000 You know, and they get real hyper-focused.
03:34:59.000 But what if everybody did that with everything?
03:35:00.000 What if everybody did that with your whole act?
03:35:03.000 Why don't we?
03:35:04.000 I mean, yeah.
03:35:06.000 That's the great question.
03:35:07.000 Yeah, I don't know why everybody just, like, attack their set like that.
03:35:10.000 Because it does take a lot of respect to, like, think about somebody else instead of your own act.
03:35:14.000 Yeah.
03:35:14.000 You know, so you're right.
03:35:16.000 It's almost like how fast do you run if you're running by yourself versus how fast do you run if you're in a race?
03:35:22.000 If you run it by yourself, like, this is it.
03:35:24.000 It's as fast as I can go.
03:35:25.000 But if you're in a race, he's like, oh, well, I can run faster. 1.00
03:35:27.000 You're like, fuck you, bitch. 1.00
03:35:28.000 Right. 1.00
03:35:29.000 And then you're running.
03:35:30.000 Instant comps.
03:35:31.000 The competition level just raises.
03:35:32.000 Yeah.
03:35:33.000 Okay.
03:35:33.000 Yeah.
03:35:34.000 Boxing.
03:35:34.000 So that's the thing about roast battle that makes it so special.
03:35:37.000 It forces people into action where when they're not confronted by, like, impending doom, if they don't get some fucking good solid... 0.98
03:35:47.000 Word. 0.92
03:35:49.000 That's like, you know, I'll quote that to basketball, actually.
03:35:51.000 I remember, like, I was better at maybe playing a team sport because my position was point guard rather than me just, like, playing one-on-one with the dude.
03:35:57.000 Like, I may beat him, he may beat me, but I wouldn't look good as a one-on-one player, but I'd look way better with the team.
03:36:02.000 You know what I mean?
03:36:02.000 Yeah.
03:36:03.000 So I get that.
03:36:04.000 Yeah.
03:36:05.000 Stand-up is like, to me, it just seemed very conversational.
03:36:09.000 My favorite stand-up guys are guys that I feel like they just like talking to me.
03:36:15.000 I don't feel like they trying to hit me with punchlines.
03:36:19.000 I feel like it's just all natural and they always come back and make it all linked together.
03:36:24.000 To me, that's what a whole good stand-up act is.
03:36:30.000 It's just storytelling.
03:36:32.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:36:32.000 All it is.
03:36:33.000 Like Robin Harris. 1.00
03:36:34.000 He told the goddamn Bay Bay Kid story and it turned into a fucking movie. 1.00
03:36:38.000 He has one of my favorite jokes ever. 1.00
03:36:40.000 He goes, I don't like a pretty girl. 1.00
03:36:42.000 He goes, pretty girl's a lot of work. 1.00
03:36:43.000 He goes, I like an ugly girl. 1.00
03:36:45.000 You can tell him anything. 1.00
03:36:46.000 He goes, bitch, I'm going to the moon. 1.00
03:36:48.000 She goes, well, you be careful while you're up there. 1.00
03:36:54.000 It's one of those jokes where you hear it, your knees get weak.
03:36:57.000 Oh my God.
03:36:58.000 You fall on the ground.
03:36:59.000 Robin Harris was an assassin.
03:37:01.000 He was an assassin. 0.63
03:37:02.000 The joke about the piccolo player.
03:37:05.000 Yeah.
03:37:05.000 Now you're that one.
03:37:07.000 You gotta go that one.
03:37:09.000 He said, I want to shake the head of the man.
03:37:12.000 That's it next to the man.
03:37:13.000 That's it next to the man. 1.00
03:37:14.000 That called my piccolo player a motherfucker. 1.00
03:37:16.000 It's about your motherfuckers. 1.00
03:37:17.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00
03:37:19.000 It's such a ridiculous bet. 1.00
03:37:20.000 Bro, it's so crazy. 0.99
03:37:22.000 I can't believe you ain't ever heard.
03:37:26.000 I found out about him right before he died.
03:37:29.000 I found out about him when I was living in Boston.
03:37:31.000 There's one album that's released of Robin Harris.
03:37:33.000 You can get it on cassette.
03:37:35.000 I don't know if it's available on CD or on iTunes or anything like that.
03:37:39.000 He is one of the greats.
03:37:41.000 Dude, he was so funny.
03:37:42.000 He was Sweet Dick Willie in Through the Right Thing.
03:37:45.000 Yes, yes.
03:37:46.000 He was in Mo' Better Blues, too.
03:37:48.000 He told that joke in Mo' Better Blues about the fat girl.
03:37:52.000 Yeah, that's right.
03:37:54.000 Robin Harris, he was a pioneer.
03:37:56.000 He was a pioneer.
03:37:57.000 He was a guy that made it look like he was having so much fun.
03:38:02.000 He figured out this vibe where he was just having so much fun, and he would have so much fun watching him.
03:38:08.000 There was this confidence that you had in him that he was funny. 1.00
03:38:13.000 Bitch, I'm going to the moon! 1.00
03:38:17.000 He that old black uncle that always got some shit to say about something. 1.00
03:38:21.000 Like, he go complain about everything. 1.00
03:38:22.000 It could be a spread. 1.00
03:38:23.000 He's like, oh man, well fuck this shit. 1.00
03:38:25.000 They put too much goddamn lettuce on him, man. 1.00
03:38:27.000 Fuck this. 1.00
03:38:27.000 Like, he always got, like you said, from Do The Right Thing, when he was Sweet Dick Willie, man, he's like, why they call you Sweet Dick Willie? 1.00
03:38:32.000 He's like, my bitches call me Sweet. 1.00
03:38:33.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
03:38:35.000 He's just an agitated Older black men cursing is so funny to me. 1.00
03:38:43.000 Because I grew up on that. 0.90
03:38:44.000 My granddad was such a... 1.00
03:38:45.000 He cursed so fucking much. 1.00
03:38:47.000 So him and his friends cursing is just some of the most comical shit to me. 1.00
03:38:52.000 I don't know why, but I watch that shit on YouTube. 1.00
03:38:55.000 I be pulling up old black men cursing and I watch that shit. 1.00
03:39:00.000 Is that a category? 1.00
03:39:02.000 Yeah, bro.
03:39:03.000 They just be like... 1.00
03:39:04.000 They just say dumb shit. 1.00
03:39:05.000 Like, go to hell. 1.00
03:39:05.000 Go to shit. 1.00
03:39:06.000 They curse different. 1.00
03:39:07.000 I saw Bernie Mac in Boston.
03:39:09.000 Oh my god, Bernie Mac is the greatest.
03:39:10.000 Before the Kings of Comedy, when he was doing clubs, he did the Comedy Connection in Boston.
03:39:16.000 I don't remember why I was in the area.
03:39:20.000 Maybe I was coming from a gig or going to a gig or whatever, and I stopped in. 0.99
03:39:25.000 God damn, dude. 1.00
03:39:27.000 God damn, he was murdering. 1.00
03:39:28.000 Just murdering. 1.00
03:39:30.000 I'm pretty sure it was the Comedy Connection.
03:39:32.000 I'm trying to remember which club.
03:39:33.000 I'm pretty sure it was the Comedy Connection of Fanny Hall.
03:39:35.000 But I never remember the power that he had in his delivery on stage.
03:39:40.000 I would love to see that dude live.
03:39:42.000 I never got to see a lot. 1.00
03:39:43.000 When he was like, I ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. 1.00
03:39:46.000 It was that kind of power. 1.00
03:39:49.000 That fearless shit, I think we all look for that as standards, right? 1.00
03:39:53.000 Dude, let me tell you one of the best sets I've ever seen in my fucking life. 1.00
03:39:57.000 Eddie Griffin on Def Jam. 0.99
03:39:59.000 One of the best sets I've ever seen. 0.98
03:40:01.000 Def Jam has some fucking classic sets. 0.98
03:40:03.000 Eddie Griffin comes out in shorts. 0.99
03:40:05.000 Eddie Griffin comes out guns blazing in shorts.
03:40:08.000 And I remember watching him kill.
03:40:09.000 And I was probably like a year into comedy.
03:40:11.000 I'm like, I should just quit.
03:40:13.000 I should just quit.
03:40:14.000 I should just quit.
03:40:15.000 I just can't do that.
03:40:16.000 I can't do that.
03:40:17.000 That guy is prime, man.
03:40:20.000 Dude, people forget.
03:40:21.000 People forget.
03:40:23.000 You know who else people forget about?
03:40:24.000 Damon Wayans.
03:40:26.000 Damon Wayans.
03:40:27.000 You know why people forget?
03:40:28.000 I mean, man. 0.70
03:40:28.000 Because after the comedy career goes and they get all these goddamn shows, like, you think it's Damon Wayans from My Wife and Kids, but Damon Wayans' HBO stand-up is one of the greatest of all time. 0.70
03:40:39.000 Yeah, The Last Stand. 0.96
03:40:40.000 The Last Stand.
03:40:41.000 The Last Stand. 1.00
03:40:41.000 That was the shit. 1.00
03:40:42.000 He broke the mic. 1.00
03:40:42.000 He talked about Tommy Hearns. 1.00
03:40:44.000 Did he?
03:40:44.000 Yeah, he talked about Tommy Hearns in there.
03:40:46.000 He talked about Mike Tyson, too.
03:40:47.000 Mike Tyson and Tommy Hearns. 1.00
03:40:48.000 He said Mike Tyson walked up to me and was like, hey, I'ma fuck you with your ass. 1.00
03:40:51.000 Shit. 1.00
03:40:53.000 I said, okay, mate. 1.00
03:40:54.000 No, he said, well, he goes, I have to talk stuff like, well, don't be taking so long.
03:40:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah!
03:41:00.000 Remember that?
03:41:00.000 Right.
03:41:02.000 Oh, my God, you remember that?
03:41:04.000 Oh, that's right.
03:41:06.000 That's another underrated dude, man.
03:41:07.000 Dude, Damon Wayans.
03:41:09.000 Damon Wayans was one of the greatest, bro.
03:41:10.000 He made a shitload of money doing TV shows.
03:41:13.000 Yeah, he did.
03:41:14.000 And he just stopped.
03:41:16.000 People don't give Jamie Foxx his credit.
03:41:18.000 He loves stand-up.
03:41:19.000 Dude, I saw him at the improv.
03:41:20.000 He was murdering.
03:41:21.000 I want to see Jamie Foxx do another stand-up.
03:41:23.000 The lab. 0.99
03:41:24.000 He was fucking around in the lab. 0.99
03:41:25.000 You want to talk about discipline? 0.99
03:41:27.000 That guy has filmed every show he's ever done since the 1990s.
03:41:32.000 He brings a tripod and he brings a camera, some sort of video camera, to every show he does.
03:41:37.000 He films all of them, he edits them himself, and he goes over all of his material.
03:41:42.000 Damon Wayans?
03:41:43.000 Damon Wayans.
03:41:43.000 Wow.
03:41:43.000 Every show he's ever done.
03:41:44.000 He edits, he does it all himself. 0.96
03:41:47.000 He brought, he was carrying the fucking tripod with this camera at the improv and he set it down. 0.97
03:41:52.000 And we were talking. 0.98
03:41:53.000 And he's like, I film every show I do.
03:41:56.000 And I've done it since the 1990s.
03:41:58.000 It's like thousands of shows.
03:42:00.000 He goes over everything.
03:42:01.000 That's crazy.
03:42:02.000 Smart.
03:42:02.000 No, that's what you're supposed to do.
03:42:04.000 I want to see Jamie Foxx do another show.
03:42:06.000 People would be underrating his stand-up.
03:42:08.000 He's one of the best, too, man.
03:42:09.000 I Might Need Security is a hell of a stand-up special.
03:42:12.000 He could do anything.
03:42:13.000 There's people that could just do anything.
03:42:15.000 I Might Need Security.
03:42:16.000 Man. 1.00
03:42:18.000 Shit, it's just... 1.00
03:42:22.000 There's people that just, they know that he can sing, he can do comedy, he can pretend he's different human beings. 1.00
03:42:29.000 He was Ray Fox.
03:42:30.000 I mean, Ray Charles, rather.
03:42:32.000 He was Ray Charles, and he was brilliant.
03:42:33.000 And he realized how talented he is at singing. 0.99
03:42:36.000 And he's actually playing the fucking piano. 0.99
03:42:41.000 I mean, come on, man. 0.99
03:42:43.000 You think about that roster for In Living Color, right?
03:42:46.000 I was just about to say, you took the words right out of my mouth.
03:42:48.000 Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Damon Wayans, Keenan, Kim Wayans.
03:42:52.000 I was at a pool hall in 1991, 92, whatever the fuck it was, and we were playing pool, and I looked up the first episode I ever saw of In Living Color. 0.64
03:43:01.000 It was during a football game, there was like a halftime thing, and Jim Carrey was playing a burn victim. 0.87
03:43:06.000 He was playing that.
03:43:07.000 Fire Marshal Bill.
03:43:08.000 Fire Marshal Bill.
03:43:09.000 Oh my god.
03:43:09.000 And I remember we were playing pool.
03:43:11.000 Me and my friend Johnny were like, oh my god, I can't fucking believe this is real. 0.81
03:43:16.000 That guy's pretending he's a burn victim. 0.77
03:43:18.000 You know what's kind of funny?
03:43:19.000 When he did Joe Biden, the two characters were not that far apart.
03:43:23.000 Right!
03:43:24.000 Let me tell you what I'm done.
03:43:26.000 Really?
03:43:27.000 Yeah, I mean...
03:43:27.000 Let me see what this Joe Biden's like, because I know Fire Marshal Bill.
03:43:33.000 Oh, yeah.
03:43:35.000 Tommy Davidson was there, too.
03:43:36.000 That Living Color cast was one of the best.
03:43:39.000 Oh, my God.
03:43:39.000 Still.
03:43:40.000 Oh, my God.
03:43:40.000 To this day.
03:43:41.000 Better than any SNL cast, man.
03:43:43.000 Well, they have good individuals.
03:43:45.000 Except the one with Eddie Murphy.
03:43:46.000 There's some great ones in the early days with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd and Gilda Radner.
03:43:51.000 There's some great ones in the early days.
03:43:53.000 But the problem with Saturday Night Live is not that there's not amazing sketches.
03:43:57.000 It's just so many of them.
03:43:59.000 Every week they have to do a new one.
03:44:01.000 There's just so many.
03:44:02.000 The odds are you're going to have all perfect performances.
03:44:05.000 All bangers, right?
03:44:06.000 With his mouth, he's tightening that lip.
03:44:08.000 The rest is similar.
03:44:10.000 It's a different character, obviously.
03:44:13.000 Maybe he's just tapping into that old boy.
03:44:15.000 Just like him, though.
03:44:18.000 There's going to be a progression of things that happen.
03:44:20.000 People are going to realize that, okay, we can relax.
03:44:22.000 Trump is never going to be president again.
03:44:24.000 He's not the president.
03:44:25.000 It's over.
03:44:25.000 Joe Biden's won now.
03:44:28.000 What have we done?
03:44:29.000 But Trump can run again.
03:44:30.000 But can he?
03:44:31.000 Yeah.
03:44:32.000 Oh, that's right.
03:44:32.000 He's supposed to announce it again this week.
03:44:33.000 That he's going to run again?
03:44:34.000 At the CPAC that he's supposed to talk at, he's supposed to say he's going to announce it.
03:44:38.000 You might have to call those aliens.
03:44:39.000 Right, so imagine how he's about to turn these Trumpers all the way up, dog.
03:44:44.000 They already stormed.
03:44:45.000 Why can't he just do a talk show?
03:44:46.000 We need to talk to him about podcasts.
03:44:49.000 One of the things I was like, man, he's going to be the greatest free agency in podcast history.
03:44:54.000 That would, right?
03:44:55.000 The thing is, he's a super competitive guy.
03:44:57.000 Do you ever see that White House press correspondence dinner?
03:45:04.000 I think that's what it was, where Obama was on stage and he was talking to Trump and he was making fun of him.
03:45:09.000 And he said, here's one thing that I am that you'll never be.
03:45:11.000 I'm the president of the United States.
03:45:13.000 And everybody goes crazy.
03:45:14.000 Have you ever seen that?
03:45:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:45:15.000 Like, allegedly, that's what's stuck in that motherfucker's head. 1.00
03:45:20.000 I believe it. 1.00
03:45:21.000 That's what's stuck in his head, and he's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't fucking show you. 0.97
03:45:25.000 And now he's still on that. 0.97
03:45:26.000 And then he won.
03:45:27.000 And he won. 1.00
03:45:27.000 He's still on that same shit. 1.00
03:45:29.000 He won. 1.00
03:45:30.000 Shitted on Obama. 0.95
03:45:32.000 Same, man. 1.00
03:45:33.000 Yeah.
03:45:34.000 When the history books are done, yeah, we will be sad.
03:45:36.000 That guy did that.
03:45:37.000 He was a hell of a businessman who had a lot of bankrupt season and got in the office. 1.00
03:45:41.000 And got in the fucking office. 1.00
03:45:42.000 Had a hell of a reality show. 1.00
03:45:44.000 That was number one a bunch.
03:45:46.000 I mean, yeah, the guy's just...
03:45:47.000 He's an American, true and true.
03:45:49.000 He is.
03:45:50.000 In the darkest ways.
03:45:52.000 Right.
03:45:53.000 Precisely.
03:45:54.000 I think it's going to heighten our need for something that's better.
03:45:58.000 There he is.
03:45:59.000 He's in the audience.
03:46:15.000 He's just like, well, maybe it's debatable.
03:46:18.000 Say what you will about Mr. Trump.
03:46:22.000 He certainly would bring some change to the White House.
03:46:27.000 Wow.
03:46:28.000 Isn't this crazy?
03:46:29.000 They show the Trump White House.
03:46:31.000 Your credentials and breadth of experience.
03:46:35.000 Wow.
03:46:37.000 For example, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks.
03:46:54.000 And there was a lot of blame to go around, but you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership.
03:47:01.000 And so, ultimately, you didn't blame Little John or Meat Loaf.
03:47:07.000 You fired Gary Busey.
03:47:11.000 And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. 1.00
03:47:17.000 Damn, he was shitting on him. 1.00
03:47:19.000 He's in these type decisions that would keep me up at night. 1.00
03:47:22.000 You know, the problem with one of those things is, like, if you know you're just going to cap on Trump when he's in the audience, you kind of should allow him to come up.
03:47:31.000 And you should kind of tell him about it in advance.
03:47:33.000 Yeah!
03:47:34.000 Like, what am I planning on doing?
03:47:35.000 Well, here's what I'm planning on doing, dude. 0.99
03:47:37.000 I'm sorry to say this, but I gotta shit all over you. 1.00
03:47:40.000 You're kind of a ridiculous person, so I'm gonna tell everybody. 1.00
03:47:43.000 But now you've been warned, now you can shit on me too. 1.00
03:47:47.000 Right. 1.00
03:47:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:47:49.000 Oh, he shitted on Obama a lot. 0.99
03:47:50.000 If he just did that, maybe he wouldn't have ran for president. 0.99
03:47:54.000 Maybe that's just his response for the previous election. 1.00
03:47:56.000 Bro, that guy got that shit stuck in his head and ran for president. 1.00
03:47:59.000 And he won. 1.00
03:48:00.000 And then he won.
03:48:01.000 Like Obama, and rightfully so, he had some legitimate criticisms.
03:48:06.000 But the way he went about fooling that guy and clowning that guy publicly in front of the world probably created a monster.
03:48:14.000 Yep. 0.58
03:48:14.000 I'm the same way. 0.58
03:48:15.000 I'm ultra-competitive.
03:48:16.000 Me and Trump got the same birthday.
03:48:19.000 You believe in that?
03:48:20.000 June 14th.
03:48:21.000 On flag day?
03:48:23.000 Yeah.
03:48:23.000 Is that what makes you competitive though?
03:48:25.000 Probably not, right?
03:48:26.000 Nah, nah, nah.
03:48:26.000 I'm just a competitive person.
03:48:27.000 June 1, you'd still be going after it?
03:48:29.000 Yeah, I'm June 1, sure.
03:48:31.000 There you go.
03:48:31.000 That's what I'm saying.
03:48:32.000 Yeah, but me and Trump got the same birthday. 1.00
03:48:34.000 Damn. 0.99
03:48:35.000 Alright. 1.00
03:48:36.000 It used to be cool to say you got the same birthday as Donald Trump, but...
03:48:39.000 Yeah, back when he was cool.
03:48:41.000 Yeah, back when he was cool with niggas. 1.00
03:48:43.000 Late 90s.
03:48:45.000 It's like if a guy says you were really born in Kenya... 1.00
03:48:49.000 You know, this is all bullshit. 1.00
03:48:50.000 You were born in Kenya. 1.00
03:48:51.000 Like, I kind of think you guys need to get together.
03:48:55.000 Thank you, Russia and America 1950. Let's put some cameras on you two guys. 0.88
03:49:00.000 Hey, Donald, why the fuck do you think he's from Kenya? 0.99
03:49:03.000 Like, and have them talk. 1.00
03:49:05.000 Like, if you just snipe at each other from Twitter or whatever you're doing, it's so dumb. 1.00
03:49:10.000 If you could get Obama and Trump in this fucking room. 1.00
03:49:12.000 Can you imagine? 1.00
03:49:13.000 All together.
03:49:14.000 Dog.
03:49:15.000 Yeah.
03:49:15.000 That's when you know I've been compromised.
03:49:18.000 The government's got a hold of me.
03:49:19.000 They traded me.
03:49:20.000 I want to know about UFOs.
03:49:22.000 They wanted to get Obama and Trump together.
03:49:24.000 I said, I'll do it.
03:49:25.000 I'll do it.
03:49:25.000 I gotta be high, though.
03:49:27.000 I can't do this sober.
03:49:29.000 Can you imagine?
03:49:31.000 Yeah.
03:49:31.000 Come on, man.
03:49:32.000 I love it.
03:49:33.000 You wouldn't get a word in edgewise.
03:49:35.000 I wouldn't want to.
03:49:37.000 Occasionally, there's got to be some points where you've got to go stop.
03:49:39.000 You've got to stop talking over each other.
03:49:41.000 Have courage.
03:49:43.000 Have courage in your beliefs enough to let a guy talk first. 0.98
03:49:46.000 Let it all play out.
03:49:48.000 Let's see.
03:49:48.000 We got plenty of time.
03:49:49.000 That's the problem.
03:49:50.000 They never have plenty of time.
03:49:51.000 They always have like an hour.
03:49:52.000 Right.
03:49:53.000 You give them 24 hours.
03:49:54.000 You're like, let it go, fellas.
03:49:55.000 I would be here.
03:49:56.000 I would occasionally leave to pee.
03:49:58.000 Jamie would take over.
03:49:59.000 He would leave to pee.
03:50:00.000 I would hang in as long as it took.
03:50:03.000 It's like one of them Pray the Gay Away seminars. 1.00
03:50:05.000 I would fail to win it.
03:50:07.000 I would hang in there until we get the result that we're looking for.
03:50:13.000 I'm not scared of hard work.
03:50:14.000 We're 84% done.
03:50:15.000 I'm not scared of hard work! 0.99
03:50:17.000 That gay's still in there. 1.00
03:50:18.000 Can you imagine? 0.99
03:50:20.000 That has got to be one of the wildest things that we don't criticize.
03:50:24.000 The idea that you're going to get a dude and you're going to hold his hand and pray the gay away and that this was a valid approach. 1.00
03:50:32.000 You can't do that, man. 1.00
03:50:33.000 You like the fuck you like, man. 1.00
03:50:35.000 Ain't nothing you can pray on. 1.00
03:50:36.000 If you're freaky shit, you don't like that. 1.00
03:50:40.000 I like blonde bitches. 1.00
03:50:43.000 Ain't nothing gonna change that. 1.00
03:50:45.000 Take them priests, hold their hands, and be like, pray this shit away. 0.99
03:50:48.000 I think the problem with the priest is always going to be the problem that they're suppressed. 1.00
03:50:51.000 And I think there's a thing...
03:50:53.000 You know that expression, like, hurt people hurt people?
03:50:55.000 Well, molested people tend to molest people.
03:50:58.000 And it's not always.
03:50:59.000 It's not always.
03:51:00.000 But there's a common bond between...
03:51:03.000 People who have been sexually assaulted when they were young who go on to sexually assault other people.
03:51:09.000 It's not always, but it's enough so that they're trying to figure out, like, why that is.
03:51:13.000 And it's that, like, really common expression.
03:51:16.000 Hurt people hurt people.
03:51:18.000 People that have been molested or abused.
03:51:20.000 Kids, like, a lot of times kids that have been beat up by their parents, they go on to beat up their children or beat up their wife.
03:51:26.000 This is, like, it's a natural thing, man. 1.00
03:51:29.000 It's fucked. 1.00
03:51:31.000 Yeah, that is fucked up. 1.00
03:51:32.000 It's fucked. 1.00
03:51:33.000 It's been happening for so long, though. 1.00
03:51:34.000 Dude, for fucking thousands of years. 0.99
03:51:36.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99
03:51:36.000 Like, yeah. 0.99
03:51:37.000 We can't stop this?
03:51:39.000 That's the thing.
03:51:39.000 If you go back to listen to, like, if you read the words of people that lived in, like, Socrates' time or Aristotle's time, and if you piece it together after a while, you're like, oh my god, it's a wild world where men had relationships with boys.
03:51:55.000 It was totally normal.
03:51:57.000 Right. 1.00
03:51:58.000 And people died of all kinds of fucking diseases. 1.00
03:52:01.000 Anytime you got anything, you were dead. 1.00
03:52:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:52:04.000 Yeah, you can get Al Capone died from BD. Bro, whatever you got, you're dead. 1.00
03:52:10.000 Or you break your foot, you're dead. 1.00
03:52:11.000 You're dead.
03:52:12.000 You're going to get sepsis in your foot. 1.00
03:52:14.000 Or we might tie it off at the knee and saw it off and give you a fucking peg leg. 1.00
03:52:18.000 That's crazy. 1.00
03:52:19.000 Literally.
03:52:20.000 Like, this is what they did.
03:52:20.000 They didn't know anything.
03:52:21.000 They had no antibiotics.
03:52:22.000 For breaking your ankle, yeah.
03:52:23.000 Yeah.
03:52:24.000 Listen, you break your arm, you might bleed to death.
03:52:27.000 Your arm might rot off.
03:52:28.000 You might get necrosis.
03:52:29.000 You might get diseases.
03:52:30.000 You might get infections.
03:52:31.000 You might never live any broken bones.
03:52:33.000 So people don't make it.
03:52:35.000 They don't make it.
03:52:37.000 That's crazy to think about.
03:52:38.000 People's breaking their bones.
03:52:40.000 All that was happening, but they still had to be like, hey, I'm 19. This boy's 6. He's with me.
03:52:47.000 Yeah.
03:52:50.000 He broke his ankle. 0.97
03:52:52.000 That part's fucked up, but just think about the injury thing. 0.92
03:52:55.000 They can fix so many more injuries today. 0.96
03:52:58.000 Yeah.
03:52:59.000 Those guys who can fix people are wizards.
03:53:03.000 The idea that we should treat them like regular people, we should give them whatever they need.
03:53:08.000 What do you need?
03:53:09.000 Do you need cocaine?
03:53:10.000 Do you need diamonds? 1.00
03:53:11.000 My brother fixed pussies. 0.99
03:53:13.000 He's a gynecologist. 0.99
03:53:14.000 Really?
03:53:15.000 Yeah, OBGYN. He delivers babies and shit. 1.00
03:53:17.000 He's one of the top OBGYN niggas in Chicago. 1.00
03:53:22.000 You know what the N stands for?
03:53:23.000 Yeah, I guess OBGYN. I've never heard fixed pussies, but I like what you're saying. 1.00
03:53:29.000 I like the assuredness. 0.97
03:53:32.000 He fixed them up.
03:53:33.000 I ask him all the time. 1.00
03:53:35.000 I'd be like, man, you don't get tired of looking at pussy all day? 1.00
03:53:37.000 He's like, man, sometimes it's ridiculous. 1.00
03:53:38.000 Listen, don't throw him under the bus. 0.97
03:53:40.000 Listen.
03:53:41.000 People are going to find him.
03:53:42.000 The internet is long and wide.
03:53:43.000 They already know who he is.
03:53:45.000 It's all good.
03:53:45.000 Yeah, he puts them on.
03:53:46.000 Yeah, I already talk shit. 1.00
03:53:47.000 I talk shit about my brother all the time. 1.00
03:53:49.000 He don't give a fuck. 1.00
03:53:50.000 He love it. 0.99
03:53:51.000 That's hilarious.
03:53:52.000 Yeah, I should have hit him, called in, like Dr. Drew, like Adam Carolla. 0.96
03:53:56.000 Yeah, that'd be a dope-ass show for me and my brother. 0.94
03:54:00.000 You know what I'm the most scared of about us, about people today?
03:54:03.000 What?
03:54:04.000 Is that we're going to give up all the things that are fun about the chaos of being a person in exchange for safety.
03:54:11.000 That one day is going to come an option where we can merge with machines, merge with the internet, and take a chip in your brain, and become a part of the matrix, and give up on all the lust and all the nonsense and all the chaos.
03:54:26.000 We won't be here for that.
03:54:27.000 But we might be, man. 0.99
03:54:29.000 We might be like fucking 70 years old looking back. 0.97
03:54:32.000 Hey, remember we talked about this on the podcast? 0.97
03:54:35.000 And here we are!
03:54:37.000 They're already trying to chip us. 0.99
03:54:38.000 They're trying to put you a credit card and shit. 0.98
03:54:39.000 Some guys are with it. 0.98
03:54:41.000 I saw that Tattoo Nation and everything. 1.00
03:54:43.000 He was talking about this guy just gets tattooed, but he also gets like, he has like chips or like things he puts in to be identified.
03:54:47.000 Well, if you're not doing anything shady...
03:54:53.000 Ships. 0.78
03:54:53.000 If you're not doing anything shady, take the chip. 0.78
03:54:56.000 My buddy was saying this, actually.
03:54:57.000 He was saying, what he thinks in the future is we're going to have robots, right?
03:55:01.000 But what's going to happen is these robots, it'll be going to trial instead of the robots, it'll be the people who own the robots.
03:55:08.000 And I was like, that just sounds like slavery.
03:55:10.000 You know what I mean?
03:55:10.000 It's going to be these robots and slaves because we own them, right?
03:55:13.000 And they're doing all the work for us, right?
03:55:15.000 And this guy's under my name. 1.00
03:55:16.000 And then eventually they're going to get smart enough and then, you know, have a slave rebellion and kill all of them. 1.00
03:55:21.000 I think it's going to get way crazier than that. 1.00
03:55:23.000 Damn! 0.99
03:55:24.000 Crazier than that? 0.99
03:55:25.000 Yeah, they're going to pull a switch at some point in time and they're going to allow artificial intelligence to act on its own accord.
03:55:31.000 That's terrible.
03:55:32.000 They're going to allow artificial intelligence to...
03:55:34.000 They're going to trick us. 1.00
03:55:35.000 It's like a wonderful woman who's seductive tricks you into pulling your dick out and strokes it on the outside of its pants. 1.00
03:55:42.000 They're going to trick us. 1.00
03:55:44.000 They're going to trick us into letting them take over and become sentient.
03:55:48.000 Someone's going to come along.
03:55:49.000 It's going to be like, if there's a competition, they're making money, but there's other people that are making money also.
03:55:53.000 They try to figure out who gets to the finish line of creating a legitimate...
03:55:58.000 Artificial organism that can think for itself.
03:56:00.000 And once they do, that thing's gonna think for itself and it's gonna make a better version of itself.
03:56:05.000 It's like, oh, these dummies, they don't even know how to wire things right.
03:56:07.000 Let me show you how to do it right. 0.90
03:56:09.000 And then they make a better version of themselves and then that thing makes a better version of itself.
03:56:14.000 And they can do this.
03:56:15.000 Generations after that.
03:56:15.000 They've studied this and they've done these scientific analysis of how technology progresses over time when some immensely epic Iconic moment happens.
03:56:28.000 And they think that it's legitimately possible that thousands of years of evolution and technology could take place over a short period of time.
03:56:35.000 Because they would just keep making better and better robots.
03:56:38.000 So we would just go into some insane impossible for our Primate brains.
03:56:44.000 We're all human beings.
03:56:45.000 We're all biological animals and our brains are capable of like giving birth to this thing that's gonna be infinitely more intelligent than we could ever be.
03:56:54.000 And that thing's gonna be the new thing. 0.99
03:56:56.000 Just like we are not running from jaguars into fucking trees anymore. 0.99
03:57:00.000 Exactly, yeah. 0.99
03:57:01.000 That thing's gonna be the next thing. 1.00
03:57:02.000 Damn, that's some iRobot shit. 1.00
03:57:04.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
03:57:04.000 We ain't gonna be here for it, though. 1.00
03:57:06.000 It is.
03:57:06.000 It is.
03:57:07.000 You say that, but we might be.
03:57:09.000 Right, right.
03:57:10.000 Think about 20 years ago when there was no phones. 1.00
03:57:13.000 Damn, bro. 1.00
03:57:14.000 What? 1.00
03:57:15.000 I mean, 10 years ago, shit. 1.00
03:57:16.000 Right. 1.00
03:57:17.000 Well, 10 years ago.
03:57:18.000 Well, the iPhone was 2009?
03:57:20.000 Yeah, when did that come out?
03:57:21.000 2009?
03:57:23.000 No, seven, right?
03:57:24.000 Seven?
03:57:24.000 Hell nah.
03:57:25.000 Okay, 2007. So 2007, so the iPhone has been around for 14 years, right?
03:57:31.000 Which is crazy.
03:57:32.000 Before then, think about the world with no smartphones.
03:57:36.000 It's a different world.
03:57:36.000 You can't answer questions.
03:57:37.000 You don't know where to go if you don't have a map.
03:57:39.000 No.
03:57:40.000 There's so many different things.
03:57:41.000 I used to find my holes. 0.97
03:57:42.000 I used to print the motherfucking MapQuest on the internet. 0.99
03:57:46.000 I'm like, I'll print that shit out. 1.00
03:57:47.000 I'm coming to you, bitch! 1.00
03:57:49.000 I'm coming. 1.00
03:57:49.000 I got that shit printed out on paper. 1.00
03:57:51.000 My mama be like, don't be printing all my paper, nigga. 1.00
03:57:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00
03:57:55.000 Fuck you printing out, nigga. 1.00
03:57:56.000 You ain't going to school. 1.00
03:57:57.000 Printing out map directions to go see a bitch. 1.00
03:58:01.000 They've got the whole map. 1.00
03:58:02.000 I got the...
03:58:03.000 You should have a YouTube show with just you and your mom.
03:58:06.000 She breaks things down. 1.00
03:58:07.000 My mom the shit, man. 1.00
03:58:08.000 That's hilarious. 1.00
03:58:09.000 I'm telling you, man.
03:58:11.000 That is hilarious. 0.99
03:58:11.000 She grew up on goddamn 17th Avenue in Gary, Indiana, man. 0.99
03:58:14.000 So you know she got a mean streak in her. 1.00
03:58:17.000 Imagine being a person trying to meet a woman in 1920. And he's out there chopping wood, going like this.
03:58:24.000 Nothing.
03:58:25.000 There's nothing chopping wood.
03:58:27.000 Trying to stay alive.
03:58:28.000 You got no time to venture forth into the forest.
03:58:30.000 Yeah.
03:58:31.000 Radio was just coming into play.
03:58:32.000 Oh my god.
03:58:33.000 Big oil was coming into play.
03:58:34.000 They didn't have like dating apps.
03:58:35.000 No.
03:58:36.000 Like radio apps.
03:58:37.000 But the flappers came in.
03:58:39.000 So women were a little more promiscuous in the 20s. 1.00
03:58:41.000 They were?
03:58:42.000 Yeah.
03:58:42.000 They became more promiscuous in the 20s.
03:58:44.000 Yeah.
03:58:45.000 For the speakeasies.
03:58:46.000 But you know why that happened?
03:58:48.000 Because it was post the Spanish flu.
03:58:50.000 So the Spanish flu was in 1918. Oh, shit. 1.00
03:58:54.000 Well, post-corona. 1.00
03:58:55.000 They're saying the same thing.
03:58:56.000 They're predicting the same thing.
03:58:58.000 Yes, exactly.
03:58:58.000 For sure.
03:58:59.000 Because it's just like Catholic school girls. 0.99
03:59:01.000 You get them suppressed, you box them into a corner, and they burst out like wild cats.
03:59:06.000 Oh, wow.
03:59:06.000 And that's what's going to happen.
03:59:07.000 Okay.
03:59:08.000 The roaring 20s in the 2020s are going to be the same as the roaring 20s from the 1920s.
03:59:13.000 Because it's a real similar timeline.
03:59:15.000 Look, COVID-19, 2018, Spanish flow, it's literally 101 years.
03:59:19.000 It's almost dead on the money.
03:59:20.000 Same thing.
03:59:21.000 It's kind of crazy.
03:59:21.000 It is, yeah.
03:59:22.000 It feels like that, yeah.
03:59:23.000 That is crazy.
03:59:24.000 Is there going to be a depression in the 30s, though?
03:59:27.000 There's a depression right now, for sure.
03:59:28.000 Well, that depression was different.
03:59:29.000 That was like some stock market malarkey, which definitely could happen at any time.
03:59:33.000 I mean, that's why, like, all these people who think you need no regulation, like... 0.99
03:59:37.000 You can't let those fucking savages just steer this ship right to the rock for a bag of gold coins. 1.00
03:59:43.000 Right. 1.00
03:59:43.000 They're animals. 1.00
03:59:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:59:44.000 These fucking people are animals. 1.00
03:59:45.000 Like those Bernie Madoffs of the world. 1.00
03:59:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:59:47.000 All these fucking finance people. 1.00
03:59:49.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
03:59:49.000 I don't want you to have money. 1.00
03:59:50.000 There's some great ones with wonderful morals, and there's some fucking savages out there who sell their soul to Robert De Niro. 0.98
03:59:56.000 Right. 0.99
03:59:57.000 Yeah. 0.98
03:59:58.000 Goddamn right. 1.00
03:59:59.000 It's real shit. 1.00
03:59:59.000 They're real. 1.00
04:00:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:00:01.000 They're fucking animals, man. 1.00
04:00:03.000 Yeah, that Bernie Madoff movie, when I watched that, I was like, damn, bro, what the fuck? 1.00
04:00:08.000 Dude, he got everybody. 1.00
04:00:09.000 He was getting everybody. 1.00
04:00:10.000 He was just putting shit here and there. 1.00
04:00:12.000 I'm like, damn. 1.00
04:00:13.000 He got everybody. 1.00
04:00:15.000 I didn't even know that many people would trust you with all that fucking money, man. 0.99
04:00:18.000 He got smart people like Steven Spielberg. 1.00
04:00:21.000 He got Spielberg, bro. 1.00
04:00:22.000 I mean, fuck, you see NXIVM is the same thing, that cult. 1.00
04:00:25.000 Well, that's a little different. 1.00
04:00:26.000 They're branding chicks and fucking them. 1.00
04:00:27.000 That's a totally different thing. 1.00
04:00:29.000 I'm saying, but he got smart people to believe in it.
04:00:31.000 You get that What the Bleep guy to believe in it.
04:00:34.000 Which guy?
04:00:35.000 Which What the Bleep guy?
04:00:37.000 The guy who did the first series, What the Bleep?
04:00:39.000 The guy who directed it?
04:00:40.000 What the Bleep do we know?
04:00:41.000 What the Bleep do we know?
04:00:42.000 The thing about that What the Bleep do we know is a lot of it is based on scientific ignorance.
04:00:48.000 It's a lack of understanding of what quantum physics are really all about, what the observer effect is really all about.
04:00:53.000 Also, the lady who's talking through that, Ramtha, you know that Ramtha?
04:00:57.000 Do you know that's not really her name?
04:00:58.000 She's actually channeling a 1,000-year-old alien when she's Ramtha. 0.97
04:01:04.000 Oh yeah, it makes a difference, doesn't it?
04:01:05.000 Yeah, it does. 0.99
04:01:06.000 Yeah, that's what the fucking show is about. 0.98
04:01:08.000 Like, when you talk to real quantum physicists... 0.99
04:01:11.000 He was going to join a cult anyway.
04:01:12.000 If you talk to someone like Sean Carroll, or someone like Neil deGrasse Tyson, that really understand astronomy, or astrophysics, or time travel, or any of these weird things that they're trying to break down in this movie, and they're like, no, [...
04:01:25.000 Everybody says that.
04:01:27.000 They show the observer effect that happens on particles, and you're observing them in a wave.
04:01:31.000 Right.
04:01:31.000 No, it's changing because you're observing them.
04:01:36.000 You're using these things to observe them.
04:01:39.000 It changes what happens to the particles.
04:01:42.000 Yeah, it's confusing, but you're making it out like it's magic.
04:01:45.000 Right. 1.00
04:01:46.000 You fucks. 1.00
04:01:47.000 There's shit that is magic, though. 1.00
04:01:49.000 The only motherfucker I trust on TV talking about science is Bill Nye the Science Guy. 1.00
04:01:54.000 He's got a sweet tie. 0.99
04:01:55.000 Yeah.
04:01:56.000 Bill Nye's great. 1.00
04:01:56.000 Bill Nye's the shit. 1.00
04:01:57.000 There's a new girl, too. 1.00
04:01:58.000 A space gal. 1.00
04:02:00.000 Fuck her. 1.00
04:02:00.000 Bill Nye? 1.00
04:02:01.000 Well, we need a bunch of them.
04:02:02.000 We need a bunch of them.
04:02:03.000 Bill Nye the science guy? 0.99
04:02:04.000 We need people that make it entertaining to learn about important shit. 0.99
04:02:09.000 True. 0.99
04:02:11.000 Bill Nye was him.
04:02:12.000 He was that guy that made it entertaining.
04:02:13.000 Yeah, he made it easy for us.
04:02:15.000 He was like Mr. Rogers for science.
04:02:17.000 Yeah.
04:02:17.000 I love Bill Nye the science guy.
04:02:20.000 That made me read my science books. 1.00
04:02:23.000 I'm like, yeah, Bill Nye talking that shit. 1.00
04:02:24.000 Man, get out of here. 1.00
04:02:26.000 You know what we really need right now?
04:02:28.000 We need a new Bob Ross.
04:02:30.000 Word.
04:02:31.000 We do need a new Bob Ross.
04:02:32.000 He's actually made a huge comeback over the last two years.
04:02:35.000 I hope so.
04:02:35.000 Let's help him out right now.
04:02:37.000 That guy was calming.
04:02:38.000 He was so calming.
04:02:40.000 He's like every, someone's running his, uh, all of his, you know, the company, if you will, his name.
04:02:46.000 He's on Twitch, like a livestream every other day or something.
04:02:49.000 Oh, so he's constantly painting?
04:02:51.000 All of his old videos.
04:02:52.000 He's dead.
04:02:53.000 He's passed.
04:02:54.000 Oh, he's dead?
04:02:55.000 Yeah.
04:02:55.000 Oh, I didn't know he was dead.
04:02:56.000 A few years ago, right?
04:02:57.000 Yeah.
04:02:58.000 You cannot get one of those paintings, apparently.
04:03:01.000 They're impossible to get?
04:03:03.000 They're locked up.
04:03:04.000 Really?
04:03:04.000 Oh, wow.
04:03:05.000 So he won't sell them or anything?
04:03:06.000 No, I mean, they won't.
04:03:07.000 They won't?
04:03:07.000 Really?
04:03:07.000 Oh, the estate.
04:03:08.000 The Ross estate.
04:03:09.000 That's the word I was looking for. 0.99
04:03:10.000 Damn. 0.99
04:03:11.000 Have you got an original Bob Ross in your house? 1.00
04:03:13.000 Holy shit. 1.00
04:03:14.000 Imagine if that becomes like when the state dies and some great-grandchild fucking sells out. 1.00
04:03:20.000 It becomes like Basquiat. 0.99
04:03:22.000 He's going to be like, man, you know what? 1.00
04:03:24.000 Fuck this page. 1.00
04:03:24.000 He's going to be like, man, how many motherfuckers he got down that a nigga painted every day for 50 years, nigga? 1.00
04:03:30.000 Fuck that. 1.00
04:03:30.000 It would be funny if he was a Ross crackhead grandson. 1.00
04:03:34.000 I'll sell some of the motherfuckers. 1.00
04:03:35.000 I ain't going to lie. 1.00
04:03:36.000 I would.
04:03:37.000 Look at this.
04:03:38.000 Almost every Bob Ross painting in existence lives in a Virginia office park. 1.00
04:03:42.000 Holy shit. 0.96
04:03:44.000 When he would paint one, he'd paint three copies. 0.99
04:03:46.000 One for him, and then he would give one to this lady that funded him when he started.
04:03:52.000 Is that his painting right there?
04:03:53.000 Time out. 0.99
04:03:54.000 How the fuck you paint three copies of that? 0.97
04:03:59.000 Dude, make that bigger. 0.99
04:04:00.000 Can you make that bigger?
04:04:01.000 You do one for TV and then make the extra copy for her.
04:04:04.000 How do you make...
04:04:04.000 That's what I'm saying.
04:04:05.000 How do you copy that?
04:04:07.000 That's beautiful.
04:04:09.000 That's crazy, bro.
04:04:10.000 I think the third one's probably the best.
04:04:12.000 When you see something like that, it represents...
04:04:14.000 You don't just say, oh, that looks realistic.
04:04:16.000 You go, how good did that guy have to be at painting to make that?
04:04:21.000 Right?
04:04:22.000 Was he on PBS? There she is.
04:04:25.000 I think so.
04:04:26.000 His longtime business partner Annette Kawasaki.
04:04:30.000 Ross himself was a Florida man.
04:04:31.000 He was born in Daytona Beach, 1942. Grew up in Orlando.
04:04:34.000 When Ross turned 18, he enlisted in the United States Air Force.
04:04:41.000 Okay, it's about him before.
04:04:43.000 But, I mean, he's probably like the most famous modern painter, right?
04:04:48.000 Who's more famous?
04:04:48.000 But he's more famous than Banksy.
04:04:50.000 Yeah.
04:04:53.000 He's painting.
04:04:54.000 Banksy's doing stencils.
04:04:56.000 It's close.
04:04:58.000 Jamie, do you agree with that?
04:04:59.000 Banksy more famous than Bob Ross? 0.88
04:05:04.000 It's just a cult thing.
04:05:05.000 It's close.
04:05:06.000 Worldwide notoriety.
04:05:07.000 More people in Europe might know who Banksy is, but they might not know Bob Ross.
04:05:10.000 That's a good point. 0.98
04:05:12.000 You go over there and they got fucking weird cigarette warnings. 0.96
04:05:14.000 You ever seen those? 0.99
04:05:15.000 They show photos of people dying. 1.00
04:05:17.000 Dying in the lungs, black and shit. 1.00
04:05:19.000 On the cigarette packs? 1.00
04:05:20.000 On the pack.
04:05:21.000 Like, you might buy some marble rolls and you won't see marble roll on it at all. 0.99
04:05:25.000 It'd just be a pair of black lungs or some shit like that. 0.98
04:05:27.000 And there's no pushback. 0.99
04:05:29.000 People are like, okay.
04:05:30.000 And then people keep smoking.
04:05:33.000 They smoke more than ever over there!
04:05:35.000 Bro, I bought a pack of Backwoods in Australia. 1.00
04:05:38.000 That shit hit a dead baby on the motherfucker. 1.00
04:05:40.000 I was like, damn, what the fuck? 1.00
04:05:41.000 Smoking can fuck you up if you're pregnant. 1.00
04:05:43.000 I'm like, damn. 1.00
04:05:44.000 Thank God I ain't pregnant, bitch. 1.00
04:05:47.000 Because I want these bloods. 1.00
04:05:49.000 Yeah, on Backwoods.
04:05:51.000 They'll show you photos of cancer-ridden organs. 1.00
04:05:56.000 Damn! 1.00
04:05:56.000 No bullshit. 1.00
04:05:57.000 I was over there for the UFC the first time I ever went over there. 0.93
04:06:01.000 And I was talking to this dude at the bar and he had this pack of cigarettes.
04:06:04.000 I go, can I see your cigarettes?
04:06:05.000 He shows me. 1.00
04:06:06.000 I go, what the fuck is that? 0.99
04:06:07.000 He goes, oh yeah, mate. 1.00
04:06:09.000 They fucking make us look at this, mate. 0.98
04:06:11.000 And he's like, show me these pictures. 0.99
04:06:14.000 Like lungs and throat cancer.
04:06:16.000 They put it on the package.
04:06:18.000 There it is.
04:06:20.000 Yeah, look at that.
04:06:20.000 Look at these images.
04:06:22.000 It was weird. 1.00
04:06:24.000 What the fuck is a fucked up foot? 1.00
04:06:27.000 It kills your foot, bro. 1.00
04:06:28.000 Oh my god.
04:06:29.000 What does it say?
04:06:30.000 Peripheral vascular disease.
04:06:32.000 I don't want that.
04:06:34.000 Peripheral vascular disease.
04:06:35.000 Oh my god, you see bones rotting out of that person's foot.
04:06:38.000 They just found the worst picture. 1.00
04:06:41.000 Kids, god damn. 1.00
04:06:42.000 Like some garbage pill kid shit. 1.00
04:06:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:06:44.000 Well, they don't care over there in England. 1.00
04:06:46.000 You can show them those pictures and they smoke more. 0.99
04:06:48.000 Shit, in Russia they got the, you know, they got them dope booths where they can go in like a phone booth and go do drugs. 1.00
04:06:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:06:55.000 Oh, you can do that? 1.00
04:06:56.000 Yeah.
04:06:56.000 See?
04:06:57.000 Don't they do that in Amsterdam, too?
04:06:59.000 They have something along those lines where they provide people with needles and make it easier.
04:07:05.000 Prostitution is illegal, too. 1.00
04:07:06.000 I promise, man, that's the worst fucking sex experience I've had in my life, going to Amsterdam, buying some pussy out one of them windows. 1.00
04:07:15.000 Why was the experience so bad? 1.00
04:07:16.000 I just wanted to go because I wanted to check it out because everybody talk about red light district all that shit so I was like alright I'm about some pussy today but I'm gonna fuck around and do it so you know I had my little hundred euros so then I walked all night through the shit looked at all the holes and I was like oh yeah this shit this is okay cool so I'm just gonna pick some pussy I saw this badass white bitch Wait 1.00
04:07:50.000 a minute, did you say from a bike? 1.00
04:07:53.000 From the back.
04:07:54.000 Oh, the back.
04:07:55.000 Yeah, the bike.
04:07:56.000 I was like, a bike?
04:07:57.000 That's a lot to ask for.
04:07:58.000 Yeah. 0.99
04:07:59.000 She didn't want to fuck. 1.00
04:07:59.000 She didn't want to do it doggy style. 1.00
04:08:01.000 All that, man. 1.00
04:08:02.000 It was just all fucked up, man. 0.98
04:08:04.000 I didn't really want to. 1.00
04:08:05.000 It was a bad sexual experience. 0.99
04:08:08.000 I feel like I did not get my fucking money's worth. 1.00
04:08:11.000 100 euros, though. 0.99
04:08:13.000 Yeah, about 100 euros.
04:08:15.000 Imagine, what would you do for 100 euros?
04:08:18.000 Not much. 0.99
04:08:18.000 Not a goddamn thing. 0.99
04:08:20.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
04:08:22.000 But, bitch, you do this all day. 1.00
04:08:24.000 You gotta have all you and my customers. 1.00
04:08:26.000 But, she's got, I mean, it sounds like she's got a structure. 0.61
04:08:28.000 She's like, yeah, for 100 euros, I'll do this and nothing else.
04:08:31.000 I'm straight. 1.00
04:08:32.000 She wanted to suck my dick with the condom on. 1.00
04:08:34.000 I'm good on that. 1.00
04:08:36.000 Not for 100 euros. 1.00
04:08:38.000 Nah, fuck that. 1.00
04:08:39.000 I would've gave the bitch another 100 euros. 1.00
04:08:41.000 For something else, but she was like, nah. 1.00
04:08:43.000 I ain't even want that shit. 1.00
04:08:44.000 Head with a condom on. 1.00
04:08:45.000 Just don't give me no head. 0.99
04:08:46.000 I'm straight. 0.99
04:08:47.000 Instagram is right now reviewing its decision and going, I think we fucked up. 0.99
04:08:51.000 I think we jumped the gun. 0.99
04:08:53.000 Let him back on.
04:08:54.000 They need to let me back on.
04:08:55.000 You gotta let the cocaine burn it back on. 0.99
04:08:56.000 I wanna see all the crazy shit that gets sent to him when he puts up online. 1.00
04:09:00.000 Man, it's just, I mean, classic shit. 1.00
04:09:02.000 That's the thing about, like, internet connections. 1.00
04:09:04.000 If you know someone who finds fucked up shit, like, that's a valuable dude. 1.00
04:09:08.000 Like a dude who will send you some crazy car accident shit or some lion attack shit. 1.00
04:09:12.000 Bro, I'm about to send you some shit. 1.00
04:09:14.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
04:09:15.000 I'm sure you are.
04:09:15.000 I'm sure you are.
04:09:17.000 But you know what I'm saying?
04:09:19.000 Those guys are valuable.
04:09:21.000 Like friends. 1.00
04:09:22.000 Look at this baby standing on his pussy. 1.00
04:09:24.000 Oh, don't do that to me. 1.00
04:09:26.000 My word.
04:09:27.000 That's not even real.
04:09:28.000 Poor baby.
04:09:29.000 Is that real?
04:09:30.000 That's somebody's neck.
04:09:31.000 Oh, okay.
04:09:34.000 But it looks like, yeah, that baby did.
04:09:35.000 It looks like a problem.
04:09:37.000 Yeah, exactly.
04:09:38.000 It looks like a problem.
04:09:38.000 What is that?
04:09:39.000 It looks like I might have to make a phone call.
04:09:42.000 Which one's this? 1.00
04:09:43.000 This fucking real life GTA shit. 1.00
04:09:46.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
04:09:47.000 Jesus Christ.
04:09:48.000 Okay.
04:09:49.000 Oh, don't.
04:09:50.000 Listen.
04:09:51.000 Random over.
04:09:52.000 That's what I'm saying.
04:09:53.000 This is the stuff we were getting, I'm saying.
04:09:54.000 You were telling me about his Instagram.
04:09:55.000 It's crazy, yeah.
04:09:56.000 Now, you just put those up with reckless abandon?
04:09:59.000 Yeah.
04:10:00.000 This is what he was doing.
04:10:01.000 Don't you think they should have a Wild West Instagram where you can just do whatever you want?
04:10:05.000 Man, he'd be the king.
04:10:07.000 What was that site called back in the day? 1.00
04:10:09.000 We could show that shit. 1.00
04:10:11.000 Was it Rotten.com? 1.00
04:10:12.000 Rotten.com.
04:10:14.000 Did that make us any worse as human beings? 1.00
04:10:17.000 I'm about to make my own app with all that bullshit on it. 0.99
04:10:19.000 Yeah, you were saying that. 0.97
04:10:20.000 What are you going to do?
04:10:21.000 Frister.
04:10:23.000 Fredster drops.
04:10:24.000 I'm telling you, man.
04:10:25.000 Why not?
04:10:26.000 Fredster's about to drop.
04:10:27.000 It's going to be the best app, man.
04:10:29.000 Out there, man.
04:10:30.000 Guaranteed, man.
04:10:30.000 We're working on it right now.
04:10:31.000 Shout out to Lambo. 0.93
04:10:32.000 We're working on Fredster right now, man. 1.00
04:10:34.000 So Fredster's going to have all the bullshit. 0.99
04:10:36.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
04:10:38.000 Everything.
04:10:38.000 Oh, my goodness.
04:10:39.000 Wow. 1.00
04:10:39.000 Everything except that booty hole inside out flip-flop shit. 1.00
04:10:43.000 We're not doing that. 0.99
04:10:44.000 You ain't doing that one?
04:10:44.000 Nah, we ain't going to post that.
04:10:45.000 But, you know. 1.00
04:10:46.000 But Crackhead's eating ass. 1.00
04:10:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
04:10:49.000 Crackhead's eating ass. 1.00
04:10:49.000 The one Crackhead video with the nigga. 1.00
04:10:52.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
04:10:53.000 Smoking a crack and blowing it in the other crackhead ass. 1.00
04:10:57.000 Crazy. 1.00
04:10:59.000 Crazy.
04:11:00.000 I've never seen that in my life.
04:11:02.000 I'm like, I've seen this on Instagram?
04:11:05.000 My friend John Joseph, he's the lead singer of the Cro-Mags.
04:11:09.000 He lives in New York City. 0.97
04:11:10.000 He's this ultra-marathon triathlon dude, does Ironmans and shit. 0.99
04:11:15.000 Lives in New York City and he'll send me some shit that he finds. 0.99
04:11:19.000 Either he sees it or someone else sees it in the subways. 1.00
04:11:23.000 Just dudes butt-fucking in the middle of the stairway. 1.00
04:11:25.000 Damn! 1.00
04:11:26.000 Just pants down, just banging each other out in the middle of everybody. 1.00
04:11:29.000 This is wild. 1.00
04:11:31.000 You seen that video of that dude eating a dick ass in the subway? 1.00
04:11:34.000 Yeah, I saw that. 1.00
04:11:35.000 In the subway?
04:11:36.000 In the subway. 1.00
04:11:36.000 He was just sitting there posted up with his ass out. 1.00
04:11:39.000 There's a thing that happens. 0.99
04:11:40.000 There's a thing that happens when people don't think they're ever going to get arrested.
04:11:44.000 Wow.
04:11:44.000 They just get so crazy.
04:11:46.000 I was at the WeHo library playing basketball.
04:11:48.000 And there's a parking structure next to the library.
04:11:51.000 And I think it was the second floor.
04:11:52.000 Yeah, I was going down and just like having a basketball.
04:11:55.000 I was going around.
04:11:55.000 And yeah, this is this dude just like in the corner with a homeless dude.
04:11:58.000 And he was just doing his thing.
04:12:00.000 And I was just like...
04:12:00.000 Crazy.
04:12:01.000 Blowing him. 0.98
04:12:02.000 Yeah.
04:12:02.000 I mean like crazy blowing him too.
04:12:03.000 I was like, bro, kids are here. 1.00
04:12:05.000 This old ass man eating ass. 1.00
04:12:06.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00
04:12:09.000 Look at that, gentlemen.
04:12:11.000 Wonderful time he's having. 1.00
04:12:12.000 Wonderful fucking time. 0.99
04:12:13.000 Who took this video? 0.99
04:12:14.000 Someone who loves him dearly.
04:12:18.000 It's a family member.
04:12:23.000 Gentlemen, it's 5.30 already. 0.99
04:12:24.000 Holy shit. 1.00
04:12:25.000 It is shit. 1.00
04:12:26.000 We really did this. 1.00
04:12:27.000 Yeah, we did the shit out of this. 0.97
04:12:28.000 How long has this been going on? 0.98
04:12:30.000 Four hours and 15 minutes.
04:12:33.000 Wow.
04:12:33.000 Wow.
04:12:34.000 That's the marathon, Joe.
04:12:35.000 It was fun.
04:12:35.000 The marathon continues.
04:12:37.000 Rest in peace to Nipsey Hussle, man.
04:12:38.000 Yes.
04:12:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
04:12:42.000 Rest in peace to Nipsey Hussle and Cicely Tyson.
04:12:47.000 Sicily Tyson.
04:12:48.000 Sicily Tyson.
04:12:49.000 Happy White Guild Month.
04:12:51.000 Thanks for coming on here, man.
04:12:53.000 Appreciate it.
04:12:54.000 It was fun talking to you.
04:12:55.000 It was good hanging with you. 1.00
04:12:56.000 This shit is amazing, man. 1.00
04:12:57.000 Getting blasted. 1.00
04:12:58.000 I can't believe it, man.
04:12:59.000 We got blasted. 0.98
04:13:00.000 We talked about a bunch of crazy nonsense.
04:13:02.000 I want to disavow everything I said up until this moment.
04:13:05.000 We talked about R. Kelly.
04:13:07.000 Everything.
04:13:08.000 We might have to edit that out.
04:13:10.000 I don't mean anything good about that.
04:13:14.000 Or anything else that's bad.
04:13:18.000 Brian Moses, ladies and gentlemen.
04:13:20.000 Freddie Gibbs, thank you so much.
04:13:21.000 Appreciate it.
04:13:22.000 No bill.
04:13:24.000 Goodbye, everybody.