The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1786 - Freddie Gibbs & Brian Moses

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00:00:12.000 Salute!

00:00:13.000 Salute!

00:00:14.000 Welcome, Freddie, Brian Moses.

00:00:16.000 Good to see you, gentlemen.

00:00:18.000 Thanks for coming.

00:00:20.000 How's Texas treating you?

00:00:21.000 Back in this thing. 1.00

00:00:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:00:23.000 We went to a BYOB strip club last night. 1.00

00:00:25.000 Oh, boy.

00:00:26.000 That's always rough.

00:00:28.000 I'm the BYOB king. 1.00

00:00:29.000 Bring your own bitches. 1.00

00:00:31.000 Bring your own bullets. 1.00

00:00:32.000 Bring your own bullets.

00:00:34.000 Bullets, for sure. 1.00

00:00:36.000 Bring your own motherfucking bullets. 1.00

00:00:37.000 The only thing it was was not bring your own blacks. 1.00

00:00:40.000 They had plenty of that there last night.

00:00:41.000 Then we showed up. 1.00

00:00:44.000 You go to the racist shit. 1.00

00:00:46.000 Jumping it off. 1.00

00:00:47.000 This is the last day of white guilt month.

00:00:49.000 We're going out with a bang.

00:00:51.000 They're trying to get my man Rogan.

00:00:53.000 We can't be racist no more.

00:00:55.000 You can try.

00:00:56.000 Alright. 0.97

00:00:57.000 Can we say nigga? 1.00

00:00:59.000 You can. 0.94

00:01:00.000 Okay.

00:01:00.000 You can.

00:01:01.000 Well, if I want to say it, I'll just pause and then just fill in the blanks.

00:01:04.000 Right.

00:01:05.000 Just send it off to me.

00:01:06.000 Just send it off to me, man.

00:01:07.000 Just send it off to me, Joe. 1.00

00:01:08.000 You can't say that shit, Joe. 1.00

00:01:09.000 No. 1.00

00:01:09.000 Because you pissed niggas off when you did that compilation. 1.00

00:01:12.000 It was funny as fuck, though. 0.99

00:01:13.000 I can't even lie. 0.99

00:01:14.000 But, you know...

00:01:15.000 Well, I didn't mean it as a compilation.

00:01:17.000 But they made a compilation.

00:01:19.000 Oh, I am aware. 1.00

00:01:19.000 That shit was crazy. 1.00

00:01:21.000 Yeah, not good. 1.00

00:01:22.000 But, hey, man, look, I don't think you're a racist, my nigga. 1.00

00:01:24.000 You my nigga. 1.00

00:01:25.000 I fuck with you. 1.00

00:01:26.000 I never thought you was a racist. 1.00

00:01:28.000 I just think you're just saying some shit you should have said. 0.99

00:01:31.000 And a lot of us niggas say some stuff that we shouldn't say sometimes. 0.99

00:01:34.000 It is what it is.

00:01:34.000 But that's the only word that, like, you can't say no matter what.

00:01:38.000 Nah, you gotta give that to us.

00:01:40.000 That's the thing I want to tell white people right now.

00:01:42.000 Y'all just gotta let us have that.

00:01:43.000 Like, quit trying to... 0.98

00:01:44.000 Just let us have, nigga. 1.00

00:01:45.000 We got it. 0.91

00:01:46.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:46.000 Like, there's one thing, you know what I mean?

00:01:48.000 Y'all already human trafficked us over here.

00:01:50.000 Let us have that.

00:01:51.000 It's the most powerful world...

00:01:53.000 World?

00:01:54.000 It's the most powerful word...

00:01:56.000 Not the English language, just every one of them. 1.00

00:01:58.000 Well, it's the most versatile, too.

00:02:00.000 Right. 0.99

00:02:01.000 As far as, like, it could either be hateful, coming out of a white person's mouth, or ignorant, or it could be, for a black person, it could be a punchline. 0.98

00:02:09.000 It could be a term of endearment. 0.98

00:02:11.000 Yeah.

00:02:11.000 It could be many things.

00:02:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:13.000 It's like what Bernie Mac said about a motherfucker. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Motherfuckers, you know, versatile. 1.00

00:02:17.000 See, niggas are now. 1.00

00:02:19.000 It's niggas are now. 1.00

00:02:20.000 The person plays the thing.

00:02:22.000 Yeah.

00:02:22.000 It's a lot of things.

00:02:23.000 Yeah.

00:02:23.000 It's a verb, too.

00:02:25.000 It's also pound for pound the greatest slur in history, you know?

00:02:28.000 The problem is there's no real slur that's stuck with white people.

00:02:34.000 Alonzo had a bit about it.

00:02:35.000 Alonzo Bowden?

00:02:36.000 Yeah.

00:02:37.000 What is it?

00:02:37.000 I forget how it worked.

00:02:39.000 No slur that stuck with white people?

00:02:40.000 Honky never really stuck.

00:02:42.000 Honky ain't really.

00:02:43.000 Honky don't sound good.

00:02:44.000 Cracker.

00:02:45.000 No.

00:02:46.000 Cracker.

00:02:46.000 Nope.

00:02:47.000 They got another compilation coming now. 0.97

00:02:49.000 Joe's being racist about white people. 0.79

00:02:50.000 I try. 0.97

00:02:51.000 I mean, cracker just...

00:02:52.000 Whitey, honky. 1.00

00:02:53.000 It don't sound fresh.

00:02:55.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:02:55.000 You can say it, but it just sounds like some shit to old niggas. 1.00

00:02:58.000 There's just a lot attached to nigger, though. 1.00

00:03:01.000 You said, you put C, there you go. 0.89

00:03:03.000 You transformed the word.

00:03:05.000 You put the R on it, didn't you?

00:03:06.000 I stuck to land it, bro. 0.99

00:03:07.000 That changes shit. 1.00

00:03:08.000 That changes shit when you say that. 1.00

00:03:09.000 Even when black people say it with the hard R, it sounds funny. 1.00

00:03:13.000 What is that word that South Africans have? 0.92

00:03:16.000 They have a word.

00:03:17.000 It was in Lethal Weapon.

00:03:18.000 Remember that movie?

00:03:19.000 Yeah, which one?

00:03:20.000 One of the ones where the evil people were the South African people, the apartheid people. 1.00

00:03:25.000 What they call black people? 0.99

00:03:27.000 Africans. 0.55

00:03:27.000 They have a different word. 0.55

00:03:28.000 Akata or something like that?

00:03:29.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:03:30.000 Something like that. 0.99

00:03:31.000 Like a cotton-picking nigga. 1.00

00:03:32.000 That's what they call American niggas. 0.99

00:03:34.000 Bro, Spotify's not airing this episode.

00:03:38.000 They have to.

00:03:39.000 They got to.

00:03:40.000 They have to. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Hey, fuck Neil Young, man. 1.00

00:03:42.000 Let me say something about Neil Young. 1.00

00:03:44.000 Hey, Neil Young, man, I know you want to get Joe off this motherfucker, right? 1.00

00:03:47.000 But look, my nigga, you pulled your shit off. 1.00

00:03:50.000 But would you have pulled it if it was only the nigga shit? 1.00

00:03:53.000 If you thought Joe was a racist, would you have stood up for niggas? 1.00

00:03:56.000 I think not.

00:03:57.000 No, yeah, Neil didn't say anything when the N-word drop came out.

00:04:01.000 He didn't say nothing about that.

00:04:01.000 He was all about that vaccine and misinformation.

00:04:03.000 In his defense, that was before.

00:04:05.000 He did his thing before.

00:04:07.000 Well, he should have doubled back for niggas. 1.00

00:04:10.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:04:11.000 Only thing I was mad at you, Joe, man, you fucked up with India R.E., man. 1.00

00:04:14.000 You had a lot of bitches that couldn't put their Shea Butter on when she pulled that motherfucker shit off Spotify. 1.00

00:04:19.000 You fucked up Shea Butter for niggas with India R.E., man. 1.00

00:04:23.000 Shout out to India R.E. Please put your music back up. 0.99

00:04:25.000 We love you, baby girl.

00:04:26.000 I love her, too.

00:04:27.000 I love her voice.

00:04:28.000 Joe didn't mean this.

00:04:28.000 And you know what?

00:04:29.000 I also support what she's saying.

00:04:31.000 One of the things that she's saying is that why doesn't she get paid well for streams? 0.94

00:04:37.000 It's a predatory business, man.

00:04:38.000 It is.

00:04:39.000 The music business, the way the record companies own the artists, you could speak to this. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Yeah, I'm out of this shit. 0.99

00:04:45.000 I'm about to do a podcast, man. 0.98

00:04:46.000 Are you? 1.00

00:04:46.000 Yeah, fuck this rap shit. 1.00

00:04:48.000 This podcast shit makes way more motherfucking money than the motherfucking price of the motherfucking stream of some rap shit. 1.00

00:04:54.000 Wait a minute, hold on, let's go back to any of that already. 1.00

00:04:56.000 She jumped on your scandal so she could push her own agenda? 1.00

00:05:01.000 I think she was genuinely upset.

00:05:03.000 She had a right to be upset?

00:05:05.000 Yes, but I also think that she uses it as an opportunity to express her plight.

00:05:11.000 You know, express herself about her plight, because artists that don't own their music, someone else got your music before, and a lot of them it was before streaming even existed, right?

00:05:21.000 So they had these contracts where they thought they were selling records, and you'd sell records for a certain amount of time, and then someone else would own the right to the music, but that's fine, you already sold the records, you got your piece or whatever.

00:05:32.000 It's a predatory business.

00:05:34.000 If you don't know the equation, you're not going to succeed.

00:05:39.000 Most artists don't know that your rate of debt versus your rate of recoupment.

00:05:44.000 In terms of how much money they spend promoting you.

00:05:48.000 If a label give you a million dollars, you're only going to recoup that.

00:05:52.000 If your percentage per se is like 20%, you're only going to recoup that at the 20% rate.

00:05:57.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:59.000 It just sounds like musical slavery.

00:06:02.000 And then once you recoup that at that 20% rate, so how long would it take you to recoup a million dollars at a 20% rate?

00:06:07.000 And then once, if you recoup that, You know what I'm saying?

00:06:10.000 You start gaining at a 20% rate.

00:06:13.000 Courtney Love broke it down in an article once.

00:06:16.000 She wrote an article explaining how they do their mathematics, like how they do their accounting. 0.99

00:06:22.000 The math and music is fucked up. 0.96

00:06:23.000 The crazy thing is that they kept it going even after streaming came along because the record sales were gone. 0.95

00:06:29.000 And now the way they do it, they have a piece, they make these deals with the artists where they have the piece of your merchandise, they have a piece of your live, Like the live, yes!

00:06:39.000 The live used to be all the artists.

00:06:41.000 360. Yeah, but now they got a piece of everything.

00:06:44.000 Because they had to, because they don't sell records anymore.

00:06:47.000 So they have the streaming, they have a little piece of this, a little piece of that, they got a piece of everything.

00:06:51.000 Most artists.

00:06:53.000 Yeah.

00:06:53.000 Not Freddie Gibbs.

00:06:54.000 Well, you're popular enough that you can escape.

00:06:58.000 There's like a thing called escape velocity.

00:07:00.000 But I don't know. 1.00

00:07:00.000 This motherfucker's more popular than me that's fucked. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Yeah, they got stuck in a contract though, right? 1.00

00:07:05.000 Yeah, it is what it is.

00:07:06.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:06.000 It just depends on what level of this game you want to be.

00:07:09.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:07:10.000 I really didn't give a fuck about being super famous as a motherfucking rapper, man. 0.99

00:07:15.000 I wanted to turn a profit, you know what I mean? 0.98

00:07:17.000 And use this to put me in positions to do other things as well, because I'm definitely more versatile than just a rapper, you know?

00:07:26.000 Well, you have the most important thing for podcasts.

00:07:29.000 You got authenticity.

00:07:30.000 Definitely. 0.99

00:07:31.000 He's a real nigga. 1.00

00:07:32.000 Real nigga. 1.00

00:07:33.000 We counting the niggas, Spotify? 0.96

00:07:36.000 It doesn't count if you guys say it.

00:07:38.000 It's clean.

00:07:39.000 It's clean.

00:07:40.000 We're at zero. 1.00

00:07:42.000 Clean bill of health for this motherfucker, man. 0.99

00:07:44.000 We done brought Joe back, man. 1.00

00:07:45.000 We done brought Joe back!

00:07:50.000 Joe, yeah. 1.00

00:07:51.000 The last couple days of Black History, my Joe was like, fuck it. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Not a good month for it. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Not a good month for it.

00:07:56.000 Well, you know, this is my favorite two weeks of the year.

00:08:00.000 I know something you could do. 1.00

00:08:01.000 You could donate some shit, Joe. 0.99

00:08:03.000 What are you going to donate to? 1.00

00:08:04.000 To the hood. 0.99

00:08:05.000 Like, I got some little shit you could donate to. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Some hood shit and gear. 0.99

00:08:08.000 You could rebuild a park. 0.99

00:08:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:11.000 Okay.

00:08:11.000 I'd be happy to.

00:08:11.000 See?

00:08:12.000 There we go.

00:08:12.000 See?

00:08:13.000 That's how we make progress, niggas.

00:08:15.000 See? 0.99

00:08:15.000 Nigga. 0.99

00:08:16.000 People think drug dealers don't give back to the community.

00:08:18.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:08:19.000 But look though, we had conversations with crack and then Joe's gonna build it back up with money.

00:08:25.000 Well, I've been talking about that forever. 1.00

00:08:27.000 It's full circle, motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:27.000 I've been talking about that forever. 1.00

00:08:29.000 It's about time I put my money within my mouth.

00:08:30.000 Let's do it.

00:08:31.000 I mean, I got some programs you could, you know, We're good to, man.

00:08:33.000 And niggas will really love that, man. 1.00

00:08:35.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:08:35.000 And then what can a motherfucker say, man? 1.00

00:08:36.000 How come when people are talking about pulling their stuff off Spotify, they didn't say, go put your music on a black platform, streaming platform? 1.00

00:08:44.000 Do they have streaming platforms for black people? 0.99

00:08:46.000 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

00:08:46.000 Title. 1.00

00:08:47.000 Jay-Z on one.

00:08:48.000 No, they sold that to Twitter, right?

00:08:50.000 Or Jack Dorsey? 1.00

00:08:50.000 I don't know the business of some shit, I guess. 1.00

00:08:53.000 I thought that JJ would, you know, shout out to Jay-Z, he was the first motherfucker to do that, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:08:59.000 What did Kanye do? 0.98

00:09:01.000 He did some crazy thing where you have to buy a player to listen to his music?

00:09:06.000 Genius.

00:09:07.000 He did the Louis C.K. thing, basically.

00:09:09.000 You gotta go to my website and buy this shit. 1.00

00:09:11.000 You gotta go buy a Walkman to listen to Kanye new shit. 1.00

00:09:14.000 It really is. 0.99

00:09:14.000 What is this? 0.99

00:09:15.000 Like, what is this?

00:09:15.000 Okay, a stem player.

00:09:17.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:09:18.000 I thought that was a vibrator. 1.00

00:09:21.000 It looks like one of them containers where a girl keeps the pill. 0.97

00:09:25.000 Right.

00:09:26.000 Doesn't it look like the pill?

00:09:27.000 Yeah.

00:09:28.000 So, okay, look at this.

00:09:29.000 Or like one of those Simon Says. 1.00

00:09:31.000 Whoa, look at this shit. 1.00

00:09:32.000 He probably designed this thing. 1.00

00:09:35.000 I think he bought it.

00:09:37.000 He bought it, but it looks like something he would design.

00:09:40.000 Wouldn't it look like something Kanye would design?

00:09:42.000 Kanye's in the future, bro.

00:09:44.000 That's crazy.

00:09:44.000 He's in another realm, for sure.

00:09:46.000 Nigga, what do you plug into Ox? 1.00

00:09:49.000 There is an Auxbox port.

00:09:51.000 Oh, it's an Auxbox port over there.

00:09:52.000 So is there a headphones port?

00:09:54.000 You have to get separate headphones?

00:09:56.000 No, so there's a little port for that. 0.74

00:09:58.000 What you can do here, he's remixing the stems, like there's a vocal stem, bass stem, sample stem, and drums, and you can sort of loop it.

00:10:07.000 What?

00:10:07.000 So you can change like the...

00:10:08.000 You can remix it live.

00:10:09.000 A synthesizer?

00:10:10.000 He's doing it right there. 1.00

00:10:12.000 So you can remix his shit. 1.00

00:10:14.000 What? 1.00

00:10:15.000 You can also remix your own shit there too. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Really? 0.97

00:10:19.000 Oh, it's not just a player.

00:10:20.000 This is brilliant.

00:10:21.000 I'm going to tell you niggas this. 1.00

00:10:22.000 I'm not letting you niggas remix my shit. 1.00

00:10:25.000 The way it come out is the way it come out. 0.99

00:10:27.000 I have no stems. 1.00

00:10:28.000 None of that motherfucker. 1.00

00:10:29.000 You're one of them chefs. 1.00

00:10:30.000 No, no, no.

00:10:30.000 You can't change the world.

00:10:31.000 No, remix that shit yourself, man. 1.00

00:10:33.000 You can't modify this shit. 1.00

00:10:35.000 I feel you entirely, but I do love a remix. 0.99

00:10:38.000 You know what I love?

00:10:39.000 Have you ever heard when they put Big E in with the White Album?

00:10:42.000 Yeah, right.

00:10:43.000 It's amazing.

00:10:44.000 Jay-Z and the Beatles, the Grey album. 0.99

00:10:47.000 That's the mash-up shit. 0.99

00:10:48.000 But a bunch of people have done these. 0.99

00:10:50.000 R. Kelly is the king of the remix.

00:10:52.000 But the Jay-Z and the White album, 99 Problems.

00:10:56.000 Well, they did 99 Problems with Hendrix, too.

00:10:58.000 Did you ever hear that?

00:10:58.000 No.

00:10:59.000 It's amazing.

00:11:00.000 It's voodoo child mixed with 99 Problems. 0.99

00:11:03.000 It's outstanding.

00:11:05.000 I'm with it.

00:11:06.000 Let's go.

00:11:06.000 We can't talk about remixes without R. Kelly, man.

00:11:09.000 He put the R in R&B, man.

00:11:10.000 I thought Puffy created the remix.

00:11:13.000 R. Kelly do some fire remixes, too, man.

00:11:16.000 He do some fire remixes.

00:11:17.000 Did he remix?

00:11:19.000 Did he remix nigga, too? 1.00

00:11:20.000 R. Kelly is a very talented pedophile. 1.00

00:11:24.000 Damn, man. 1.00

00:11:25.000 Probably the most talented pedophile outside of Woody Allen. 1.00

00:11:27.000 It's hard to tell.

00:11:28.000 Are we ranking him?

00:11:29.000 I bet some of them have died. 1.00

00:11:31.000 Woody Allen's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:11:32.000 And they didn't get caught. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Woody Allen's a piece of shit, because he's still out. 1.00

00:11:36.000 He's still out. 1.00

00:11:37.000 He's still out there. 1.00

00:11:38.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

00:11:38.000 Somebody need to head up a Burris, that nigga, like they did Cosby. 1.00

00:11:41.000 They've been trying, bro, but you know. 1.00

00:11:42.000 That nigga fucked his stepdaughter. 1.00

00:11:45.000 So didn't Jerry Lee Lewis do that too? 1.00

00:11:47.000 I'm so glad I'm not the one talking about this. 1.00

00:11:49.000 That's some sick shit. 1.00

00:11:50.000 No, Jerry Lee Lewis married like a cousin, I think. 1.00

00:11:54.000 Damn, well. 0.99

00:11:54.000 Is that what it was? 0.99

00:11:55.000 A cousin. 1.00

00:11:57.000 Well, damn. 1.00

00:11:58.000 That's the least of his problems. 1.00

00:12:00.000 There's some other stuff that he did.

00:12:02.000 That's the least of his problems.

00:12:03.000 I mean, I don't want to speak out of turn because I don't know exactly what's real and what's not.

00:12:07.000 There's too many compilations.

00:12:11.000 13-year-old cousin.

00:12:12.000 He had a 13-year-old cousin.

00:12:14.000 He married her.

00:12:15.000 Yo.

00:12:17.000 A tabloid sensation at the time tarnished Lewis's reputation and did some damage to his career.

00:12:22.000 So in 1958...

00:12:24.000 In some parts of the country, you could still marry a 13 year old.

00:12:28.000 That's what we're learning.

00:12:29.000 Like, that's how crazy the world has changed in a short amount of time. 0.99

00:12:34.000 Damn. 0.98

00:12:34.000 That since 1958, he thought it was totally normal to marry a 13-year-old while he was famous. 0.98

00:12:40.000 I think in some of these states, like the legal age of consent is still like teen shit. 0.99

00:12:44.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:12:44.000 There's some country monkey breadneck shit going on in this motherfucker. 1.00

00:12:48.000 Let's take a guess. 1.00

00:12:49.000 Let's take a guess.

00:12:49.000 What do you think the youngest age of consent in this country is?

00:12:52.000 Let's just take a guess.

00:12:53.000 16. 16?

00:12:55.000 14, I think, in some states.

00:12:57.000 I bet it's different for boys.

00:13:00.000 What?

00:13:01.000 I bet there's an age consent for boys that's younger than that.

00:13:05.000 Oh, no.

00:13:05.000 I think there is.

00:13:06.000 Look up the age of consent for boys in New Mexico. 1.00

00:13:10.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:13:11.000 For having sex, you're saying? 1.00

00:13:12.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:13:12.000 Okay, to have sex, okay. 1.00

00:13:14.000 To have consensual sex. 1.00

00:13:15.000 I think there was some wacky laws that they made back in the day, and it could have been something to do with famous, important people that had something to do with fucking kids. 0.99

00:13:28.000 Why is that a thing? 0.98

00:13:31.000 It is a thing.

00:13:32.000 It is a thing.

00:13:33.000 It's a terrible taboo that everyone scared is real.

00:13:37.000 I don't know what's real.

00:13:38.000 It says it's legal for an adult, someone 18...

00:13:40.000 Oh, it's illegal for someone 18-year-old to have sex with a minor, someone younger than 16. Okay, so 16 is the age.

00:13:47.000 I hit it on the head.

00:13:47.000 Did it used to be younger?

00:13:49.000 There's something here where it says, yeah, 13 to 16, but depending on how much older the other person was.

00:13:57.000 Okay, anyone between the age of 13 and 16 can consent with a sex with a person who is no more than four years their senior.

00:14:05.000 Well, that's kind of normal.

00:14:07.000 It's like high school.

00:14:07.000 Yeah, well, 16 to 20 is a little weird, but like 13 to 17, eh, that's a little weird, too.

00:14:12.000 I mean, basically, we're talking about euphoria, right? 0.69

00:14:13.000 Because that's like, you know, high schoolers having sex. 0.81

00:14:15.000 I didn't watch that. 0.95

00:14:15.000 Is that good? 0.95

00:14:16.000 I was watching that shit last night. 1.00

00:14:17.000 I was like, damn. 1.00

00:14:18.000 Is it good? 1.00

00:14:18.000 Is it crazy? 1.00

00:14:19.000 Some good shit. 1.00

00:14:20.000 What is it about? 1.00

00:14:22.000 Just some high school shit, motherfuckers doing dope, fucking, you know, shit like that. 1.00

00:14:26.000 Remember that movie Kids? 1.00

00:14:27.000 Exactly.

00:14:28.000 I feel like I've heard it's like that.

00:14:30.000 It's in that realm.

00:14:31.000 I like it.

00:14:31.000 It's dope.

00:14:32.000 Kids the musical.

00:14:33.000 It's amazing.

00:14:34.000 It's a weird choice for a show to make.

00:14:38.000 What? 1.00

00:14:38.000 High school just fucking? 1.00

00:14:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:40.000 And doing drugs?

00:14:41.000 I mean...

00:14:41.000 I mean, what are you doing in high school, you know?

00:14:43.000 I mean, they do do it. 1.00

00:14:46.000 There's grown motherfuckers playing the roles. 1.00

00:14:48.000 I remember being in junior high, I saw a girl, she snorted crystal meth at the playground. 1.00

00:14:55.000 Oh my god, in high school?

00:14:56.000 Drugs are a thing, but I'm from the high desert.

00:14:58.000 Dude, I've been watching this YouTube series. 1.00

00:15:01.000 That's like white high school shit, man. 1.00

00:15:02.000 Yeah, it was Mexican. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Like, we was just smoking some weed and drinking some drink in the bathroom with Gary.

00:15:07.000 We wasn't dead. 0.98

00:15:08.000 Niggas in my high school wasn't snortin' no goddamn point. 0.99

00:15:10.000 I didn't really have a lot of niggas in my high school. 0.99

00:15:12.000 That's like heavy pill community when you start smoking crystal meth at school.

00:15:17.000 Yeah.

00:15:18.000 You got no guidance.

00:15:19.000 It's a desolate area.

00:15:20.000 You got no guidance.

00:15:21.000 I've been watching this YouTube series.

00:15:23.000 It's called Soft White Underbelly.

00:15:25.000 Have you heard of it?

00:15:26.000 No. 1.00

00:15:27.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:15:27.000 Dude, I'm telling you, it's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:15:31.000 It's a great YouTube channel, and one of the things it has on it is this inbred family from the Appalachian Mountains. 1.00

00:15:40.000 Dude, it's the craziest shit. 1.00

00:15:42.000 This one guy barks like a dog. 1.00

00:15:44.000 What?

00:15:44.000 Yeah, this was a guy who's a mountain man.

00:15:46.000 They had him up there.

00:15:47.000 But he also, he interviews gambling addicts.

00:15:50.000 He interviews people that are hooked on crystal meth.

00:15:54.000 He interviewed a few meth heads, a skinhead.

00:15:56.000 He interviewed a con man.

00:15:58.000 I've watched like 10 of them over the last week.

00:16:00.000 The guy's great.

00:16:02.000 They out there.

00:16:03.000 He just lets these people express themselves.

00:16:07.000 Where's the dental plan?

00:16:09.000 Appalachians, they don't have a dental plan. 1.00

00:16:10.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:16:11.000 They don't even have toothbrushes. 1.00

00:16:13.000 Guys, when that guy was growing up, I bet they had no toothbrushes.

00:16:16.000 He has three teeth. 0.99

00:16:17.000 Aren't they like coal miners and shit out there? 1.00

00:16:20.000 In some areas, yeah. 0.98

00:16:21.000 I mean, in some areas, there's parts of Appalachia that are like gentrified now, or they have like regular houses and normal people, and it's like a...

00:16:30.000 Like a normal city, but there's parts of Appalachia that don't have any electricity, you know, they live, you know, very far away from a lot of society and there's a history of drug abuse up there unfortunately and deep poverty and this guy interviewed quite a few of these people and he interviewed this one family that was inbred and he interviewed this one guy who Basically,

00:16:54.000 he was just talking about like we weren't poor because we had everything we needed.

00:16:57.000 We could live off the land.

00:16:58.000 We hunted for our food.

00:17:00.000 We fished.

00:17:01.000 But it's like he's living a subsistence lifestyle.

00:17:03.000 That was the guy with the mountain man with three teeth. 1.00

00:17:06.000 It's interesting shit, man. 0.99

00:17:07.000 I think he lost the teeth from the drugs. 1.00

00:17:09.000 I don't know if it's necessarily just doing the...

00:17:10.000 It might have been, but I don't think so.

00:17:12.000 I don't know.

00:17:13.000 I mean, I'm looking at him.

00:17:15.000 It's hard to tell, though, man.

00:17:16.000 It's hard to tell, like, who's doing meth.

00:17:18.000 But there's...

00:17:19.000 Have you ever seen the wonderful whites of West Virginia?

00:17:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:22.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:17:23.000 Something like that.

00:17:24.000 Yeah.

00:17:24.000 Well, those people...

00:17:25.000 That part of the country is just obsessed with pills or just infested with pills.

00:17:30.000 It's horrible.

00:17:31.000 I don't even like driving through there on tour. 1.00

00:17:33.000 I'd be like, fuck this shit. 1.00

00:17:35.000 I'm catching a plane. 1.00

00:17:36.000 It's scary as shit, man. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Yeah, they still might lynch you. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Those people just got a shitty roll of the dice, man. 0.98

00:17:43.000 That's where you grew up. 0.99

00:17:44.000 You just got a bum roll of the dice.

00:17:46.000 Until we realized that as Americans, that not everybody started in the same spot, we're never going to fix anything.

00:17:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:53.000 We gotta realize, all this pull you up by your bootstrap shit, where the fuck were your bootstraps? 1.00

00:17:59.000 Where were they? 1.00

00:18:00.000 Were your bootstraps in a gang-infested neighborhood?

00:18:03.000 Were your bootstraps in a trailer park in Appalachia? 1.00

00:18:05.000 Where the fuck were your bootstraps? 1.00

00:18:06.000 You got no goddamn boots. 1.00

00:18:08.000 You might have been in Connecticut, bitch. 1.00

00:18:09.000 You might have grew up in New Haven, Connecticut. 1.00

00:18:16.000 That's the first time I came on here talking about that.

00:18:17.000 It's all about education.

00:18:18.000 Just feed them a book, you know what I mean?

00:18:19.000 Well, it's also about the culture you're growing up in, you know, and how safe you are, how safe you are to even explore ideas.

00:18:25.000 You might just be trying to survive. 0.99

00:18:27.000 You're living in the Appalachian, your fucking parents are on pills, and they punch you every time you try to eat food. 1.00

00:18:32.000 I mean, what the fuck? 1.00

00:18:34.000 That's a little kid out there that's probably having... 1.00

00:18:36.000 He's probably having that experience right now.

00:18:38.000 It could be a cultural thing if we're really getting into it, though, right?

00:18:40.000 Because not every...

00:18:42.000 Faction of people are like that, right?

00:18:44.000 We're talking about people in the inner city, like gang culture.

00:18:46.000 That's a culture of gang violence.

00:18:48.000 They're growing up in that, right?

00:18:49.000 But if you look at, let's say, maybe a Jewish neighborhood, right?

00:18:52.000 They're not punching their kids, you know what I mean?

00:18:54.000 Losing the teeth, doing the drugs kind of a thing.

00:18:57.000 They don't have a bunch of gangs running around kind of a thing.

00:18:59.000 Italian neighborhoods, right?

00:19:01.000 You don't really see all that kind of stuff.

00:19:02.000 So I'm saying it really does take a village.

00:19:03.000 What do you mean they ain't got no gang?

00:19:05.000 They got the mafia.

00:19:06.000 Yeah, but are they running around killing, you know?

00:19:09.000 They used to be.

00:19:10.000 The FBI kind of obliterated them.

00:19:12.000 So that helped the community more?

00:19:14.000 I mean, why isn't it helping us?

00:19:16.000 It's a good point.

00:19:17.000 That's a good point.

00:19:18.000 You know, one of the things I always say, it's like, if you want to make America great again, or you want to make America better, you gotta have less losers.

00:19:25.000 What's the way to have less losers?

00:19:26.000 Give people a chance to succeed.

00:19:27.000 So you look at the people who have the worst chances of succeeding.

00:19:30.000 It's people that grow up in crime-infested, drug-infested, gang-infested neighborhoods.

00:19:35.000 Because everywhere around you is terrible examples, and mostly what people do is we imitate our atmosphere.

00:19:41.000 And when your atmosphere is filled with terrible examples of crime, drugs, gang violence, all kinds of violence, it's casual murder.

00:19:51.000 You know, that's people in parts of this country.

00:19:53.000 But that comes from lack of opportunity, though.

00:19:56.000 It does.

00:19:56.000 It also comes from lack of attention.

00:19:58.000 Like, if you looked at the United States as an organism, right?

00:20:01.000 And you said, oh, well, the organism has these spots that are sick.

00:20:04.000 Very, very obvious spots.

00:20:07.000 You know, South Side of Chicago, Detroit.

00:20:09.000 Look at these spots.

00:20:10.000 Some of them you understand.

00:20:11.000 How did this happen? 0.98

00:20:12.000 Oh, Detroit, they took the fucking car manufacturing business, and they moved it to another place, and these people didn't have jobs, and they were fucked, and they were stuck there, and they didn't have enough money to leave, they just shut everything down. 0.99

00:20:22.000 So you get rampant. 0.99

00:20:23.000 You could buy a house in Detroit for like a thousand dollars.

00:20:26.000 It's crazy.

00:20:27.000 That is in Gary.

00:20:27.000 I'm not bullshitting.

00:20:28.000 Right.

00:20:29.000 Same thing in Gary with the steel industry.

00:20:31.000 Exactly.

00:20:31.000 And then I just looked at some stuff the other day.

00:20:33.000 It was like the steel industry shrunk.

00:20:36.000 Yeah.

00:20:36.000 And it's shrinking even more now.

00:20:39.000 It's like 43% of the steel last year was imported. 0.98

00:20:43.000 Isn't the water in Flint, Michigan still fucked up? 0.98

00:20:46.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:20:47.000 Hell yeah.

00:20:48.000 Is that real? 1.00

00:20:48.000 Motherfucker water looks like this goddamn... 1.00

00:20:50.000 What's going on with the water in Flint, Michigan? 1.00

00:20:51.000 Is it still fucked up? 0.99

00:20:52.000 Oh, that Flint water. 0.99

00:20:54.000 Yeah.

00:20:54.000 Remember when Obama drank it on the air?

00:20:57.000 I'm gonna drink this water.

00:20:58.000 It's not a stunt.

00:21:00.000 He had the most baby sip of this water.

00:21:03.000 Right.

00:21:03.000 Because he didn't want to die.

00:21:04.000 Nah, he didn't want to die. 1.00

00:21:05.000 It was a black nigga that came with a truck and was making clean water out there, motherfucker, and they shut his shit down. 1.00

00:21:13.000 He was making clean water and they shut it down? 1.00

00:21:14.000 Like a filter system? 1.00

00:21:16.000 You can Google that shit, man. 1.00

00:21:17.000 Oh, he probably didn't have a permit. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Why did Obama drink like that? 1.00

00:21:20.000 If you're going to have a glass of some bullshit water, take a fucking sip. 1.00

00:21:24.000 It wasn't the same thing with Bush when he ate in China and he threw up because it was like, it was poisoned or something like that? 1.00

00:21:30.000 Who?

00:21:31.000 H.W. Bush?

00:21:32.000 What happened with him?

00:21:33.000 Oh, he threw up. 1.00

00:21:34.000 He threw up in someone's lap or some shit, right? 1.00

00:21:37.000 Right. 1.00

00:21:38.000 And he didn't eat much.

00:21:39.000 You know, I don't even know the story.

00:21:40.000 He might have just been old and tired.

00:21:42.000 At that point?

00:21:43.000 No, but that...

00:21:43.000 And just ate some food and threw up.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, the joy...

00:21:46.000 Yeah, there we go. 1.00

00:21:46.000 Yeah, the fucking... 1.00

00:21:47.000 Oh my God, he fainted after vomiting in the guy's lap. 1.00

00:21:52.000 Gastroentonitis.

00:21:53.000 I'm sorry.

00:21:53.000 Gastroentonitis.

00:21:53.000 Yeah, gastro...

00:21:55.000 Okay, so he had...

00:21:56.000 So it wasn't...

00:21:57.000 Well, that's what gastro...

00:21:59.000 There was a person who was poisoned, though.

00:22:01.000 It wasn't ours.

00:22:01.000 What does gastroentonitis mean?

00:22:03.000 Is that food poisoning?

00:22:05.000 I had stomachache.

00:22:06.000 Stomachache.

00:22:06.000 Oh, stomachache.

00:22:07.000 Oh, he had the shits. 0.99

00:22:08.000 He ain't had nothing but the bubble guts. 1.00

00:22:09.000 And he fell asleep.

00:22:11.000 He blacked out.

00:22:12.000 What'd he eat?

00:22:13.000 Some sushi? 1.00

00:22:14.000 I mean, it's just the most disrespectful shit. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Oh, I knew it, man. 1.00

00:22:16.000 Sushi. 1.00

00:22:17.000 You know, if he wasn't a World War II veteran, I'd be like, listen, you can't be present anymore if you keep fainting.

00:22:24.000 He just blacked out and threw up in the dude's lap!

00:22:27.000 That's crazy!

00:22:28.000 So I remember at the time they said they thought they did this on purpose, the Chinese delegation or whatever.

00:22:33.000 Oh, man.

00:22:35.000 Well, you know what, man?

00:22:36.000 I think that job...

00:22:40.000 I think that job wrecks people, man.

00:22:42.000 I think that job wrecks people.

00:22:44.000 I think the amount of attention that you get when you're working that job is probably off the charts.

00:22:50.000 You probably can't sleep.

00:22:52.000 Look at Obama's hair went gray almost immediately.

00:22:55.000 Trump looked better.

00:22:57.000 Trump looked better.

00:22:58.000 Dude, Trump skated through it.

00:22:59.000 He skated through it.

00:23:01.000 Trump didn't age at all.

00:23:03.000 It was just taking Adderall and riding the wave.

00:23:09.000 If I had to guess, I think Trump's one of those dudes where he doesn't do drugs unless the doctor prescribes it.

00:23:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:16.000 Like, there's a part of our parents' era where like, I don't do drugs!

00:23:21.000 Meanwhile, they're on Xanax. 0.99

00:23:22.000 Like, hey, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:23:25.000 You're on a crazy drug! 1.00

00:23:27.000 That's a crazy drug! 0.99

00:23:29.000 And you're drinking!

00:23:30.000 Yeah, you're drinking and you do Xanax.

00:23:33.000 You tell them you don't do drugs?

00:23:34.000 How convenient!

00:23:35.000 Popping perks, right?

00:23:37.000 That's what drives me crazy, is when they're mad at weed smokers.

00:23:40.000 Like, we are the only ones The only ones.

00:23:44.000 That when we're high, we're nicer.

00:23:46.000 Right.

00:23:46.000 We're the only ones.

00:23:48.000 When I'm high, I'm so friendly.

00:23:50.000 I want to hug everybody.

00:23:52.000 I'm never angry when I'm high.

00:23:53.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:23:54.000 You don't care about that shit. 1.00

00:23:55.000 I just want camaraderie and friendship and love. 1.00

00:23:58.000 And that's an illegal drug?

00:24:01.000 Right. 1.00

00:24:01.000 And the fucking people that are drinking and popping Xanax, they're upset at you? 1.00

00:24:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Weed brings us together.

00:24:09.000 Definitely does.

00:24:10.000 Yeah.

00:24:10.000 But there's a lot of things that weed also highlights that make you super uncomfortable.

00:24:15.000 You know, people get high and they get paranoid as fuck, but I think it's because you should be. 0.99

00:24:19.000 There's a fucking war going on right now. 1.00

00:24:21.000 There's a crazy war going on right now in Russia. 1.00

00:24:24.000 Excuse me, in Ukraine.

00:24:26.000 I've been I spent the last day and a half watching videos on it trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and it's Complicated it's really complicated, but what it seems is that Russia is worried that Ukraine has massive reserves of oil and of gas and so Russia took over Crimea and Crimea It denies them access to a lot of their coastline when Russia did that And then Ukraine was apparently,

00:24:56.000 they were trying to, or at least in talks, to join NATO. I'm sorry if I fuck any of this up, because I'm just remembering what I read, and what I watched in videos.

00:25:06.000 But what they're essentially saying is that Crimea and Ukraine, like, they want that for the natural resources, and also because if that was NATO-owned, if they were a part of NATO, rather, then they could park missiles.

00:25:20.000 In Ukraine and pointing towards Russia. 0.99

00:25:22.000 It's wild shit. 1.00

00:25:23.000 That's what I was reading, basically. 1.00

00:25:24.000 They used to all be in the same country.

00:25:26.000 Not that long ago.

00:25:26.000 They were all part of the Soviet Union.

00:25:28.000 NATO and Russia obviously don't get along, so it's like, yeah, if there's a sovereign nation being like, hey, like flirting with NATO, they're like, no, I don't want your military bases here.

00:25:34.000 It's obviously horrific.

00:25:35.000 That's going to create World War III. It's obviously horrific.

00:25:38.000 I'm not in any way saying that I'm on the side of the Russians in any way.

00:25:44.000 I'm definitely not.

00:25:45.000 But what I'm saying is this is what's going on.

00:25:48.000 I'm just trying to relay the information as I know it as what the conflict is without a judgment.

00:25:54.000 I'm not making any judgment.

00:25:55.000 I see all these people making these judgments on whether or not this is a good war, a bad war, and I'm like, man, how much do we know?

00:26:04.000 How much time has anybody spent studying Ukraine, Russia?

00:26:08.000 No such thing as good war.

00:26:10.000 No such thing.

00:26:11.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:11.000 That's crazy.

00:26:14.000 Missiles, they're firing into apartment buildings.

00:26:17.000 Like, there's no way those are the good guys. 1.00

00:26:19.000 You shoot a missile in a fucking apartment building, like, what the fuck is happening? 1.00

00:26:22.000 If you're not valuing life, you can't be a good person. 1.00

00:26:24.000 Shit, the U.S. do it all the time. 1.00

00:26:26.000 That's the point! 1.00

00:26:28.000 This is what I was gonna get to.

00:26:29.000 Somebody put a chart up, which is wild, of all of the airstrikes that happened over the last, like, 48 hours.

00:26:37.000 They're constantly going on!

00:26:40.000 These airstrikes, and the wild thing is the drone move.

00:26:44.000 The drone move is like, you can be in war and you're not even really there.

00:26:48.000 Like, you don't even have to have a reason to enter a country.

00:26:51.000 And you could launch missiles from robots.

00:26:54.000 And you could be in Nevada, bro, with an Xbox controller.

00:26:58.000 Controlling it. 0.99

00:26:58.000 Just murdering people. 0.99

00:26:59.000 Well, if you're smart, you've played video games against someone who really knows how to use one of those fucking controllers. 1.00

00:27:06.000 If you had a guy and he really knew his shit, wouldn't you recruit him to work for the fucking army? 1.00

00:27:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:12.000 I've also been saying this about, like, peeping Toms.

00:27:14.000 Get you a drone, bro.

00:27:15.000 Ah!

00:27:16.000 Stay in your mom's basement. 0.98

00:27:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:18.000 Don't go in the trees and the bushes.

00:27:19.000 Don't go giving them any ideas.

00:27:20.000 My bad.

00:27:21.000 But for real, if they can make a drone that would respond the same way an Xbox controller would respond, who is going to beat Americans?

00:27:29.000 Nobody.

00:27:29.000 We just have robot wars.

00:27:31.000 We have the best.

00:27:32.000 Exactly.

00:27:33.000 But actually, who's the best at Xbox?

00:27:36.000 Is there one country, Jamie?

00:27:37.000 You would know this.

00:27:38.000 Is there one country that dominates at Call of Duty?

00:27:41.000 I think it's Korea.

00:27:42.000 Oh, they dominate a lot of video games.

00:27:46.000 Korea dominates a lot.

00:27:47.000 It's like those E-leagues, right? 0.99

00:27:48.000 I think those kids kill it.

00:27:49.000 They felt stadiums over there.

00:27:50.000 They do.

00:27:51.000 Stadiums.

00:27:51.000 That's crazy.

00:27:52.000 With people playing video games.

00:27:53.000 Like, they did it with StarCraft and... 0.99

00:27:56.000 What country kicks the most ass at video games? 0.99

00:28:01.000 Hard to say the game. 0.99

00:28:02.000 Okay, let's go Call of Duty.

00:28:03.000 It's mostly an American-based game, but they're playing it in every country, and there's people that cheat in every country, so you couldn't cheat when you're doing drone strikes and stuff.

00:28:10.000 Of course you could.

00:28:11.000 That's the thing.

00:28:12.000 That would be perfect.

00:28:14.000 You could, but that's not cheating.

00:28:16.000 That's just drone striking.

00:28:17.000 That's not cheating.

00:28:18.000 That's just using all advantages.

00:28:19.000 Tell them to the war in the metaverse.

00:28:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:21.000 The thing is, if you can get a person to do it, there are dudes that are so goddamn good with those controllers.

00:28:26.000 They play so many video games.

00:28:28.000 All they would have to do is make a video game sort of interface where the guy is watching the drone, the drone looks like it's in a video game, and he would never miss.

00:28:38.000 Never.

00:28:38.000 Hell no.

00:28:39.000 Just be lighting people up. 1.00

00:28:40.000 They already got that shit. 1.00

00:28:41.000 What? 1.00

00:28:42.000 I'm sure they do. 1.00

00:28:43.000 That's just the shit he talking about. 1.00

00:28:44.000 I'm sure they do, right? 1.00

00:28:45.000 I mean, we have propaganda for it.

00:28:46.000 Then we have, like, ads about, like, you know, join the army, you can do this kind of a thing. 0.97

00:28:50.000 Play video games and kill people.

00:28:50.000 The more I pay attention, the more I think these UFO sightings, a lot of these UFO sightings are military aircraft they're developing.

00:28:58.000 The more I think about it, the more I think about how willing they are to talk about it, they're willing to talk about the fact that, you know, that there are these ships that they can't track and they're moving at insane rates of speed.

00:29:11.000 They're willing to talk about it.

00:29:12.000 It's like one of two things.

00:29:14.000 Either it's aliens or they've developed some kind of crazy technology, some anti-gravitational technology.

00:29:21.000 I think it's aliens.

00:29:22.000 It could be.

00:29:23.000 But it might not be.

00:29:25.000 That's the thing. 1.00

00:29:25.000 We can develop a lot of shit. 1.00

00:29:27.000 We can develop nuclear power. 0.99

00:29:29.000 We can develop nuclear missiles, hypersonic jets, jets that go faster than the speed of sound, spaceships. 0.99

00:29:36.000 We can develop a lot of shit. 0.98

00:29:38.000 If they could just figure out a way to develop something that distorts gravity. 0.99

00:29:43.000 You know because this has always been the thought of it like a thing that can distort gravity can act instead of like a like Bob Lazar talked about this when he talked about back-engineering UFOs instead of like blowing fire out of the back of a rocket There's something that just distorts gravity can go to a place almost instantaneously.

00:30:00.000 Yo, we need that.

00:30:01.000 They're gonna figure that out man.

00:30:03.000 Because is airplanes air travels weak right now It'll be instantaneous.

00:30:08.000 What's up with the defense of humans versus humans, though?

00:30:10.000 I mean, like, I know it's human nature, but maybe it's an earthling thing even, but we spend so much money and so much brainpower on just, like, defending each other from each other.

00:30:18.000 I mean, what's the point?

00:30:20.000 Very rarely individually.

00:30:22.000 The thing is, it's almost all in groups. 0.98

00:30:24.000 We're fucked because our heritage, all of our ancestors, came from these small groups of people that huddled up together to stay alive, and everybody outside of our group was the enemy. 0.98

00:30:35.000 So we all have this programming that sucks, and this programming is based on ancient history. 0.99

00:30:41.000 It's based on a time where there was no internet, there was no international travel, there was no... 0.95

00:30:45.000 Everywhere you went, if a boat showed up on your shore, those were murderers.

00:30:51.000 That was like eight times out of ten.

00:30:53.000 They would let you know they had a flag with a skull on it. 1.00

00:30:56.000 Bro, they had a flag with a fucking skull on it. 1.00

00:30:58.000 All over North America. 1.00

00:31:00.000 There's Captain Cooks, all that shit. 1.00

00:31:02.000 Those are bad motherfuckers. 1.00

00:31:05.000 They would show up. 1.00

00:31:06.000 If someone showed up, if it was like Christopher Columbus, if he showed up, if you knew what the fuck was gonna happen, you would have grabbed everybody and ran for the hills. 1.00

00:31:16.000 You would have never stayed near those crazy fucks. 1.00

00:31:18.000 First of all, the diseases. 1.00

00:31:20.000 Second of all, the brutality.

00:31:22.000 I was reading this thing about Columbus where they were talking about Columbus hacked off people's arms, like not him himself, but his people.

00:31:29.000 There was a preacher that came with them, and they would tell these people, because the people brought them gold as gifts, and they said, you've got to bring back your weight in gold.

00:31:38.000 And when they didn't, they would just hack off one of their arms and send them back out there to get gold.

00:31:43.000 It's crazy.

00:31:44.000 See if you can find it.

00:31:47.000 A priest wrote about it in his journal.

00:31:49.000 That's our American hero, Christopher Columbus. 0.99

00:31:51.000 The whole team of them were sociopaths and murderers. 0.91

00:31:55.000 He did that to the Native Americans? 1.00

00:31:56.000 Yes. 1.00

00:31:57.000 You piece of shit, Christopher Columbus. 1.00

00:31:59.000 So you're like a cartel, basically. 1.00

00:32:00.000 That's the most brutal, but not even the worst of it.

00:32:04.000 The worst of it was the diseases.

00:32:06.000 Now they think that's what killed off the Mayans.

00:32:09.000 That's what killed off 90% of the Native Americans. 0.99

00:32:11.000 That's that COVID. It was their COVID. It was smallpox and all kinds of diseases they brought with them from Europe. 1.00

00:32:18.000 They killed everybody in the Amazon.

00:32:20.000 Dude, they're finding civilizations in the Amazon that housed millions of people.

00:32:24.000 And they're finding them through this thing called Lidar, where they fly over in jets because the jungle's overtaken all these cities.

00:32:31.000 So there used to be cities of millions of people in the Amazon.

00:32:35.000 Really?

00:32:35.000 And the Europeans showed up.

00:32:36.000 And they just got them sick and everybody died.

00:32:40.000 And when people came back to look for these cities, like 50 years later, they were gone.

00:32:43.000 Just like Detroit's almost gone.

00:32:45.000 Detroit's got houses where trees are growing in the middle of them.

00:32:48.000 But this is even crazier because it's in the middle of the jungle, so it's happening quicker.

00:32:52.000 Right.

00:32:52.000 Yo, okay.

00:32:54.000 Europeans just came over and just murked everybody?

00:32:57.000 Murked everybody. 0.98

00:32:57.000 Murked everybody with their cooties. 0.98

00:33:00.000 Europeans came over here with their cooties. 0.99

00:33:02.000 They put smallpox on blankets. 0.98

00:33:04.000 No, no, no.

00:33:05.000 That's a myth, man.

00:33:06.000 That's a myth?

00:33:06.000 Yeah, most likely.

00:33:07.000 Most likely.

00:33:08.000 I heard about that, too, and I looked into it.

00:33:11.000 They don't think they isolated smallpox that way.

00:33:13.000 They don't think they understood it that way. 0.99

00:33:15.000 I was going to say, that'd be pretty fucking genius. 0.99

00:33:17.000 It would be. 0.98

00:33:18.000 But they made COVID for sure.

00:33:20.000 The thing is, they probably did that. 1.00

00:33:21.000 Because it's airborne, so yeah, they were just getting the shit. 1.00

00:33:23.000 Everybody was getting it. 1.00

00:33:24.000 And it killed 90% of the Native Americans.

00:33:28.000 90% of them, man.

00:33:30.000 I mean, you think about a disease that kills 9 out of 10 people, and it just swept through the entire continent. 0.98

00:33:37.000 And, you know, all the Mayans, they were trying to figure out, where the fuck did these people go?

00:33:42.000 They made Chichen Itza, which is, have you ever been down there? 0.93

00:33:45.000 No.

00:33:46.000 Yeah.

00:33:46.000 Dude, I went down there.

00:33:47.000 It's wild.

00:33:48.000 You walk amongst this place, you're like, what is this?

00:33:51.000 How did they do this?

00:33:53.000 They did this, like, a thousand plus years ago?

00:33:57.000 Like, what is this? 0.99

00:33:58.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99

00:33:59.000 It's all lined to the different constellations. 1.00

00:34:02.000 They have a room that they have set up just to do psychedelic drugs in.

00:34:06.000 Yo! 1.00

00:34:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:08.000 Yeah, we had a guy who was a guide, who was a professor, this really interesting guy.

00:34:13.000 We hired this Mexican gentleman who knew everything about the Mayans, and he spoke fluent English and Spanish, so we'd explain it to you in Spanish, explain it to you in English, and he said this was a whole area where they'd take these leaves that contained lysergic acid, which is like LSD,

00:34:29.000 and he was explaining this to me, and he didn't even know that I liked to do drugs.

00:34:33.000 Right.

00:34:34.000 He was just telling me like I'm like a civilian.

00:34:37.000 And I'm like, okay, keep talking.

00:34:39.000 I'm like, I knew it! 0.99

00:34:40.000 I fucking knew it! 0.97

00:34:41.000 They had to be doing something. 0.99

00:34:43.000 They were so much more advanced.

00:34:45.000 All the ingenuity and all that.

00:34:46.000 I mean, I'll say this about...

00:34:48.000 I mean, you're saying Europeans came over and did this?

00:34:50.000 Yeah.

00:34:51.000 You know, we weren't alive for World War II, but this conflict is the first time I've seen... 0.87

00:34:57.000 White people fight white people. 0.74

00:34:59.000 Right. 0.96

00:34:59.000 You know what I mean? 0.96

00:35:00.000 Like, this is kind of...

00:35:00.000 I feel like this may change some things in the history books.

00:35:03.000 What are you talking about with the Russia shit? 0.99

00:35:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Russia and the Ukraine.

00:35:06.000 Like, I've never seen this.

00:35:07.000 You know?

00:35:08.000 It's always us and, you know, the Middle East or something like that.

00:35:11.000 Exactly.

00:35:12.000 Right, right, right.

00:35:12.000 But now this is like...

00:35:13.000 It is a new kind of thing.

00:35:15.000 I've never...

00:35:16.000 This is in the history books.

00:35:17.000 We'll see that. 0.97

00:35:17.000 So I think there's a There's a progression in a way I think people will see like, oh, it's not just these guys are evil, white people can be evil too. 0.97

00:35:25.000 It's a human thing where people can get to a certain place where they have a certain amount of power and they want to hold on to it and they do evil shit. 0.99

00:35:35.000 It's a human thing. 0.98

00:35:37.000 Ukraine is hard though.

00:35:39.000 And they got the boxers in there. 0.98

00:35:40.000 They got Vitaly Klitschko, Vladimir Klitschko, and Lomachenko, and Usyk.

00:35:46.000 Usyk is there too.

00:35:47.000 They're all armed to the teeth.

00:35:48.000 And all the ladies out there, all the volunteers, hard, bro. 0.99

00:35:52.000 Isn't Miss Ukraine in there? 1.00

00:35:53.000 Like Miss Universe? 0.97

00:35:54.000 Wasn't she like a Miss Universe contestant? 1.00

00:35:56.000 I saw a picture that they said that was an airsoft gun.

00:35:58.000 Oh, they lied.

00:35:59.000 This is the problem.

00:36:00.000 There's so much lies. 1.00

00:36:01.000 They got a politician bitch I seen with the motherfucking AK-47. 1.00

00:36:06.000 Hey, Nancy Pelosi would never have an AK-47 as far as he was going motherfucking out. 1.00

00:36:10.000 Not a chance. 0.98

00:36:11.000 Not a chance.

00:36:12.000 Would Biden?

00:36:12.000 Would Trump?

00:36:13.000 Would Obama?

00:36:14.000 They got me with a parody.

00:36:16.000 They showed Steven Seagal.

00:36:17.000 It was like somebody made a parody of a CNN article that said Steven Seagal is in Ukraine.

00:36:23.000 And I was like, oh my God, if this is real.

00:36:25.000 And I lazily looked for like five minutes and then I couldn't find if it was fake or real.

00:36:30.000 And I just posted it and saying that we're about 14 hours from the aliens landing.

00:36:33.000 And people were like, why did you believe it's real?

00:36:36.000 I'll tell you why. 0.98

00:36:37.000 Steven Seagal was listed as a threat to the fucking nation of Ukraine in 2017. They won't let him in the country. 0.98

00:36:46.000 He's banned, yeah.

00:36:49.000 Yeah, he's a threat to national security.

00:36:50.000 Steven Seagal, above the law, the actor.

00:36:53.000 Look at my Instagram page.

00:36:55.000 Look at my Instagram page. 0.99

00:36:57.000 Washington Post story from fucking 2017. It's a legit news source. 0.97

00:37:01.000 He was labeled a threat to national security.

00:37:04.000 Above the law.

00:37:05.000 That guy.

00:37:06.000 He is, though.

00:37:07.000 In Ukraine.

00:37:07.000 So when I saw that he was in Ukraine, it was a parody, I was like, I can believe that.

00:37:13.000 I can't believe that.

00:37:14.000 Have you seen it?

00:37:15.000 I'm trying to find the link.

00:37:17.000 Just write Steven Seagal banned from Ukraine 2017. Sounds like a movie plot.

00:37:23.000 There we go.

00:37:28.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:37:29.000 Ukraine banned Steven Seagal's threat to national security. 1.00

00:37:32.000 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:37:34.000 That nigga fat as fuck. 1.00

00:37:35.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

00:37:36.000 Can he still fight like that?

00:37:39.000 What he does is a thing called Aikido, and it's a very unusual martial art in that it's really designed for samurais to fight someone with a sword.

00:37:48.000 So if you lose your sword in combat, this is the origins of it.

00:37:52.000 If you lose your sword and you come after a dude who knows Aikido, he tries to transfer the energy of your attack Like inertia?

00:38:00.000 And throw you. 0.69

00:38:01.000 Just like throws and trips and a lot of clothesline stuff.

00:38:05.000 And Steven Seagal adopted it to movies and made it very fun. 0.99

00:38:09.000 Because it did seem like a lot of motherfuckers that was fighting him was like running into him and just getting fucked up. 0.99

00:38:14.000 Of course. 1.00

00:38:14.000 But that was a move. 1.00

00:38:16.000 A lot of their stuff is choreographed, unfortunately, but there is some legitimacy to some of their movements.

00:38:22.000 There's some legitimacy to these wrist locks and controlling arms and throwing people.

00:38:26.000 The problem is it won't work on someone who's like a really good wrestler.

00:38:30.000 It's like one of those things we get really good at and be an expert at it, but you still won't be as good as an expert at another martial art.

00:38:37.000 This is Steven Seagal.

00:38:39.000 Steven Seagal was a legit Aikido black belt.

00:38:42.000 But look at this.

00:38:43.000 Look at this guy's attack and he's just throwing him to the ground.

00:38:45.000 Let me tell you something.

00:38:46.000 If Daniel Cormier shot in on that dude and got a hold of his legs... 0.98

00:38:49.000 He'd crush him. 0.99

00:38:50.000 He'd hoist him up in the air and drop him on his head. 0.97

00:38:52.000 100% of the time.

00:38:53.000 The difference between what he's doing, and he's a master at Aikido...

00:38:57.000 I mean, he really is.

00:38:58.000 He's a master.

00:38:58.000 But the difference is, it's not as good or it's not as effective a martial art as wrestling.

00:39:05.000 Or as judo or as jujitsu.

00:39:07.000 It's an interesting martial art. 0.99

00:39:10.000 But when it comes to like being able to take people down, nobody can fuck with judo. 0.93

00:39:14.000 When it comes to like with the gi grabbing sleeves and throwing. 1.00

00:39:17.000 And when it comes to like taking people down, you know, just double legs and single legs, no one can fuck with wrestlers. 0.98

00:39:23.000 So you have no one can fuck with the throws of judo guys. 0.98

00:39:26.000 No one can fuck with the takedowns of wrestlers versus this. 0.99

00:39:30.000 It's not a bad thing to learn. 0.98

00:39:32.000 It's interesting.

00:39:33.000 It's good for your health.

00:39:34.000 You get some exercise in.

00:39:35.000 I mean, sure, but yeah, that looked crazy.

00:39:37.000 Come on now. 1.00

00:39:37.000 That shit didn't look like shit. 1.00

00:39:40.000 I would have ran up on that dude and fucked his ass up. 1.00

00:39:43.000 Now show somebody getting jumped into a gang. 1.00

00:39:45.000 Let's see somebody getting jumped.

00:39:46.000 But let me tell you something.

00:39:48.000 He does know how to strike a little bit. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Okay, damn. 1.00

00:39:51.000 He does. 1.00

00:39:53.000 Steven Seagal does. 0.99

00:39:54.000 Like, no bullshit. 0.99

00:39:55.000 He knows how to... 0.99

00:39:56.000 There's a lot of it that's kind of nonsensical. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Okay, Steven Seagal, I'm talking shit. 1.00

00:40:00.000 Don't fuck me up. 1.00

00:40:00.000 I don't talk shit, man. 1.00

00:40:01.000 Also, he's a big fucking dude. 1.00

00:40:03.000 He is. 1.00

00:40:03.000 He's a hundred years old. 1.00

00:40:05.000 He's a hundred years old.

00:40:06.000 But he's a big dude.

00:40:09.000 Also, he know how to block all the punches and all that.

00:40:11.000 He knows how to do a lot.

00:40:13.000 Just because someone's kind of funny, it's kind of funny.

00:40:17.000 He's kind of a character, right?

00:40:19.000 Karate's Phil Jackson.

00:40:20.000 He's kind of a karate.

00:40:22.000 He's kind of like a traditional martial arts character, but he still is a legit martial artist. 0.91

00:40:29.000 Even though he's kind of funny, he does a lot of wacky movies and shit, but he runs weird. 0.83

00:40:34.000 He inspired a whole generation, bro. 0.88

00:40:36.000 I loved him in Above the Law.

00:40:39.000 In Above the Law, I loved him in that movie.

00:40:43.000 Hard to kill.

00:40:43.000 Oh my god.

00:40:45.000 But Above the Law was the first time you saw what I thought was realistic fight scenes.

00:40:49.000 He was young. 0.97

00:40:50.000 When he fucked people up in the bar with pool sticks and pool balls, that was realistic. 0.99

00:40:56.000 We all loved it. 0.99

00:40:56.000 What was the one he was fighting Jamaicans? 0.99

00:40:58.000 Screwface? 1.00

00:41:00.000 Look, he was this interesting, weird-looking guy. 1.00

00:41:04.000 Damn. 0.99

00:41:05.000 That was one of my favorite ones. 0.99

00:41:06.000 Look at the difference, man.

00:41:08.000 He was so thin back then. 0.99

00:41:09.000 But, like, this shit seemed, it seemed at least partially believable. 0.98

00:41:15.000 Like, he seems like a guy who really does understand martial arts movements, and they're much more realistic than, say, like a dude doing a jumping sidekick to one dude's face, or Kicking two dudes at the same time, doing the splits. 0.98

00:41:29.000 We were used to that.

00:41:30.000 We were seeing a lot of that in Jackie Chan movies.

00:41:33.000 And it was fun and everything, right?

00:41:34.000 Brought a lot of father and sons together.

00:41:36.000 Yeah.

00:41:36.000 A lot of father and sons together.

00:41:38.000 We loved this kind of shit. 1.00

00:41:39.000 Chuck Norris movies of the shit. 1.00

00:41:41.000 I loved all those movies. 1.00

00:41:43.000 All the Bruce Lee movies, of course.

00:41:44.000 Jackie Chan came through.

00:41:45.000 Bruce Lee, obviously. 0.99

00:41:46.000 But what he did was made shit where it was a little more believable that he was fucking these guys up. 0.99

00:41:52.000 As a lifelong martial artist, in my eyes, I was like, this is all real. 0.99

00:41:57.000 This could go down this way. 0.98

00:41:58.000 The way he fucked these guys up. 1.00

00:41:59.000 And also, he looks like a mean bitch. 1.00

00:42:01.000 He looks mean. 1.00

00:42:04.000 When he was young and thin, Steven Seagal looked mean as fuck. 1.00

00:42:07.000 And I believed it. 0.99

00:42:09.000 When he was fucking guys up, it wasn't like Pierce Bronson head-kicking people, you know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:42:13.000 Yeah, that was fake. 0.99

00:42:14.000 Yeah, I'm watching this guy, I'm like, this is a guy who knows how to fuck people up. 1.00

00:42:16.000 Like real John Wick shit. 1.00

00:42:17.000 I'm looking in his eyes. 0.99

00:42:19.000 Like, you look in Bruce Lee's eyes, you look in Chuck Norris's eyes. 0.98

00:42:22.000 Those are people that really know how to fuck people up. 0.97

00:42:24.000 You can see it in their eyes. 0.99

00:42:25.000 Yeah.

00:42:26.000 And I can see it in his eyes. 0.99

00:42:27.000 He knows how to fuck people up. 0.99

00:42:28.000 I mean, it's... 0.98

00:42:29.000 What about Jean-Claude Van Damme? 0.99

00:42:30.000 He knows how to fuck people up. 0.99

00:42:32.000 Definitely. 0.98

00:42:32.000 Jean-Claude Van Damme was a legit martial artist. 0.98

00:42:34.000 I love Jean-Claude Van Damme.

00:42:35.000 Absolute legit martial artist.

00:42:36.000 So those four basically then?

00:42:37.000 There's quite a few of them man, you know?

00:42:39.000 Michael Jai White is absolutely legit.

00:42:43.000 Michael Jai White broke the chain on the heavy bag at Legends Gym in Hollywood.

00:42:48.000 He asked Eddie Bravo, or Eddie Bravo rather, asked him to demonstrate the way he does a sidekick.

00:42:54.000 This dude does a sidekick, a hopping sidekick, slams it into the bag, the bag goes ka-ching against the chain, and the chain snaps.

00:43:02.000 That's real?

00:43:03.000 100% real.

00:43:04.000 We were laughing, because me and Eddie were like, dude, if this was a movie, and the guy came over, like the movie star is going to demonstrate that he really knows karate, and he does a kick and it breaks the bag, he'd be like, get the fuck out of here with this movie.

00:43:17.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.88

00:43:18.000 We were laughing our asses off, but he really did it.

00:43:21.000 Michael Jai White, he has perfect technique.

00:43:25.000 Perfect.

00:43:26.000 There's a bunch of demonstrations of him kicking online, but I'm telling you something, the guy has perfect technique.

00:43:33.000 There's guys that maybe their knee is down too much, or maybe when they throw a kick, dude, I'm telling you, perfect technique.

00:43:42.000 Everything he does, 100% hip engagement.

00:43:47.000 Underrated.

00:43:47.000 When you watch him hit the bag.

00:43:49.000 Remember when he played Tyson?

00:43:50.000 Dog, I was about to say, that was my favorite role he ever did. 0.98

00:43:52.000 Pretty fucking good, man. 0.99

00:43:53.000 Or Spawn. 0.99

00:43:54.000 Remember when he played Spawn?

00:43:55.000 He was amazing in Spawn.

00:43:57.000 They should bring back Spawn. 0.96

00:44:00.000 Oh, they're going to bring that thing back.

00:44:01.000 They should bring him back at Spawn.

00:44:03.000 But he has a bunch of videos of him demonstrating martial arts online.

00:44:06.000 He even did like a thing with Kimbo.

00:44:08.000 They were working on a movie together and he was explaining something to Kimbo about telegraphing things. 0.99

00:44:13.000 And Kimbo was, you could tell Kimbo was like, oh shit! 1.00

00:44:15.000 It wasn't just like an actor was fucking around. 1.00

00:44:18.000 It was like, oh this guy's legit. 0.99

00:44:20.000 I've watched him, man.

00:44:22.000 I'm telling you.

00:44:22.000 I know legit martial arts.

00:44:24.000 Michael Jai White, very legit.

00:44:26.000 Wesley Snipes, very legit.

00:44:28.000 Very legit stand-up.

00:44:30.000 100% black belt level stand-up. 0.97

00:44:32.000 You watch him fuck people up in Blade, that's 100% Wesley Snipes. 0.99

00:44:37.000 Yeah, he went hard. 0.98

00:44:38.000 No, he's good.

00:44:39.000 But Michael Jai White had a bunch of fights.

00:44:42.000 Michael Jai White had a bunch of Kyokushin fights.

00:44:45.000 Michael Jai White is legit.

00:44:48.000 And you watch him move around.

00:44:49.000 Is that him with Josh Barnett?

00:44:51.000 Cowboy.

00:44:52.000 I thought they were really going after him.

00:44:54.000 Has he been on the podcast?

00:44:56.000 No, he hasn't.

00:44:57.000 I definitely have him on, though.

00:44:58.000 I did a thing with him back in the day.

00:45:00.000 In 1994, I was a guest host of Later.

00:45:04.000 Remember Bob Costas had Later?

00:45:05.000 And I got him on as a guest.

00:45:08.000 Because I wanted to talk to him.

00:45:10.000 It's 94!

00:45:11.000 Oh, dude, it was back in the Dizzy.

00:45:12.000 It might have been 95. It might have been even 96. But it was in the 90s.

00:45:17.000 So it was like, I think he was right when he was doing the Tyson movie.

00:45:20.000 And I was asking him, like, what, because, you know, 96, Tyson was still young and terrifying.

00:45:25.000 Right.

00:45:25.000 That was a risky time to play him in a movie.

00:45:28.000 Yeah.

00:45:28.000 You know?

00:45:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:30.000 I said this on the podcast before.

00:45:31.000 I met Tyson once at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

00:45:33.000 Didn't Jamie Foxx play Tyson?

00:45:34.000 And he was looking at my mom.

00:45:35.000 Jamie Foxx is going to play Tyson.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, and he's going to play Tyson.

00:45:38.000 Oh, is he?

00:45:39.000 Yeah, he's apparently bulking up right now.

00:45:41.000 I mean, he does do the best Tyson impersonation.

00:45:44.000 He does the best everybody impersonation. 0.99

00:45:46.000 Jamie Foxx can do some fucking impersonations. 0.99

00:45:49.000 He's one of those dudes that just has too much talent. 0.99

00:45:51.000 He does so many things.

00:45:53.000 A lot of things.

00:45:53.000 Yeah, legend.

00:45:54.000 That's what I'm saying, man.

00:45:55.000 You can't just confine yourself to just music.

00:45:58.000 I looked at guys like Jamie Foxx and see that.

00:46:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:46:01.000 I've been looking at him since at Living Color, and he was a versatile superstar.

00:46:07.000 Sketch actor, stand-up.

00:46:09.000 There's certain dudes that can do anything.

00:46:11.000 Right.

00:46:11.000 There's certain guys that like, if they wanted to just play piano professionally.

00:46:14.000 Yo, I Might Need Security is like, it's a top ten for me, like, comedy special.

00:46:18.000 You ever see it?

00:46:19.000 Jamie Foxx?

00:46:20.000 No, I haven't seen that one.

00:46:21.000 I Might Need Security?

00:46:22.000 Young Jamie.

00:46:22.000 What year was that?

00:46:24.000 Early 2000s, maybe?

00:46:25.000 Late 90s?

00:46:26.000 Maybe 2000?

00:46:27.000 It's got an Ella Cool J story in it.

00:46:30.000 I might need security, bro.

00:46:33.000 That was a hood classic.

00:46:34.000 He was a fun guy to have on the podcast because Jamie Foxx is a giant movie star, but he acts like a total normal person.

00:46:41.000 And he got classic albums, too.

00:46:43.000 He can sing his ass off. 0.94

00:46:44.000 He can sing his ass off. 0.98

00:46:46.000 And an Oscar? 0.95

00:46:48.000 Oh my god.

00:46:49.000 You know another comedian that make dope music?

00:46:51.000 Lil Duval.

00:46:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:53.000 I love Lil Duval.

00:46:55.000 I love Lil Duval. 1.00

00:46:56.000 His new song I just heard, that shit hard as fuck, man. 1.00

00:46:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:59.000 I love Lil Duval. 1.00

00:47:01.000 He's a legend.

00:47:02.000 He's hilarious.

00:47:03.000 You know, he has two planes.

00:47:04.000 He has two planes?

00:47:05.000 He flies around his own planes. 1.00

00:47:07.000 He flies his own fucking planes. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Dope shit, bro. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Yo. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:10.000 He's like, that's real freedom.

00:47:11.000 Legend.

00:47:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:12.000 He flies his own fucking planes. 1.00

00:47:14.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:47:15.000 That's smart. 1.00

00:47:15.000 Fuck yeah, that's smart. 1.00

00:47:17.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:47:17.000 I'm not paying for flights no more. 1.00

00:47:19.000 Learning how to fly your own fucking plane? 1.00

00:47:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:22.000 Yeah, put it in your own hands.

00:47:23.000 Isn't like Burr, he's like one of the helicopters.

00:47:26.000 100%.

00:47:26.000 I went up with him.

00:47:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:27.000 He took me up around downtown LA. I'm straight on.

00:47:30.000 I'm straight on a helicopter.

00:47:33.000 Well, apparently they know how to get him down.

00:47:37.000 The thing about that was that he should have never flown that Kobe Bryant crash.

00:47:42.000 Apparently that guy, there was a marine layer that was really low.

00:47:45.000 Bill explained the whole thing to me because Bill Burr is a legit pilot.

00:47:49.000 He said you'd never take a helicopter out in that weather.

00:47:52.000 You don't have any instrumentation.

00:47:54.000 You can't do that.

00:47:55.000 You can't see what's in front of you in terms of instrumentation. 1.00

00:47:58.000 You don't see where the fucking mountain is. 1.00

00:48:00.000 Slammed right into the fucking mountain. 1.00

00:48:02.000 Right. 0.99

00:48:02.000 But it's also like, you know, it's Kobe and he's like, I gotta get there. 0.99

00:48:06.000 You know what I mean?

00:48:07.000 Yeah, but you gotta tell a guy like Kobe.

00:48:10.000 That's gotta be so hard.

00:48:12.000 You gotta be like, hey man, we can't go up, man.

00:48:14.000 But this pilot was one of the best, I mean, one of the best helicopter pilots in the world, they were saying, right?

00:48:18.000 You know what, man? 0.99

00:48:19.000 To have a guy like Kobe in your fucking helicopter is probably so weird. 1.00

00:48:23.000 You want to do whatever he wants. 1.00

00:48:25.000 Whatever, yeah.

00:48:25.000 You're like, you know what?

00:48:26.000 I can make it.

00:48:26.000 I've done this before.

00:48:27.000 I've seen thick marine layer like this.

00:48:29.000 There's an arrogance of the pilot being like, I can get this.

00:48:31.000 Yeah.

00:48:32.000 And you forget, like, oh, I can kill a lot of people here. 0.97

00:48:36.000 Yeah, there's kids involved, man. 1.00

00:48:37.000 You should've sat your ass down, man. 0.99

00:48:38.000 But it's all good, though, man. 0.99

00:48:40.000 Rest in peace, Kobe. 1.00

00:48:41.000 It's tragic shit, bro. 1.00

00:48:41.000 It's the most tragic. 1.00

00:48:44.000 The most.

00:48:46.000 When someone dies with their kid on the way to a game, you just want to support them, you think it'd be fun to take a helicopter together.

00:48:53.000 But he loved helicopters, right?

00:48:54.000 Didn't he travel from where he lived to where the Lakers played and everything by helicopter?

00:48:59.000 He did a lot of that stuff.

00:49:00.000 He just had dope, yeah.

00:49:01.000 It's the quickest way because there's traffic in LA. I mean, it's perfect.

00:49:05.000 Dennis Miller used to do that.

00:49:07.000 Really?

00:49:07.000 Yeah, he did a show.

00:49:08.000 And when he did his show, he would fly in in a helicopter.

00:49:12.000 And then one time the helicopter, I think...

00:49:14.000 I'm not speaking out of turn here, I hope.

00:49:16.000 But one time I think he had an issue. 1.00

00:49:18.000 He was like, fuck helicopters. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Because all it takes is one... 1.00

00:49:24.000 We all forget that part, right? 0.99

00:49:26.000 I was just in Miami a couple of weeks ago and a helicopter crashed on the fucking beach. 0.99

00:49:30.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:49:31.000 It's on YouTube. 1.00

00:49:33.000 It crashed on the fucking beach. 0.99

00:49:34.000 When I was in Hawaii, I took a helicopter over the volcanoes. 1.00

00:49:37.000 Oh no.

00:49:38.000 That's a terrifying feeling because if this thing drops into the volcano...

00:49:42.000 You have no control.

00:49:43.000 You just melt.

00:49:44.000 You melt with the helicopter.

00:49:47.000 So it's just lava sitting in the bucket.

00:49:49.000 Just lava.

00:49:49.000 Spilling out into the ocean, creating more of Hawaii.

00:49:52.000 You could watch Hawaii being built in real time.

00:49:55.000 Also, when it erupts.

00:49:56.000 Yeah.

00:49:57.000 When it erupts all the land.

00:49:59.000 Oh, that's crazy.

00:50:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:00.000 It erupted just a couple of years ago on the Big Island.

00:50:03.000 Remember?

00:50:03.000 There was a video of a car getting destroyed by lava.

00:50:06.000 Someone had parked their Mustang, and the lava at least comes slow.

00:50:11.000 That's the only good thing.

00:50:12.000 Yeah, that's the only good thing about it. 1.00

00:50:13.000 It's slow as fuck. 1.00

00:50:14.000 It's slow as fuck. 1.00

00:50:15.000 It just happened to Tunga. 1.00

00:50:16.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:50:16.000 What is this? 1.00

00:50:17.000 It's the helicopter in Miami.

00:50:19.000 Oh my god, it's gonna crash right there in the water.

00:50:21.000 Bro, I was out there.

00:50:21.000 I was like, uh-oh.

00:50:22.000 Oh, man.

00:50:24.000 Oh, look at the splash.

00:50:25.000 Oh my god, it almost hit that dude.

00:50:27.000 They live, though.

00:50:28.000 Did they?

00:50:28.000 Okay, that's what you're trying to get in the water.

00:50:29.000 Well, that's the help.

00:50:31.000 The water.

00:50:33.000 Yeah, they live, though. 0.97

00:50:34.000 Wait, didn't that volcano shit just happen in Tonga? 0.94

00:50:36.000 It blew part of the island off? 0.96

00:50:39.000 Yeah.

00:50:39.000 Tonga's a scary spot, man.

00:50:41.000 It blew part of the island off.

00:50:43.000 It blew part of the island off.

00:50:44.000 It was like a, how many ton, like, megaton explosion?

00:50:49.000 Huge.

00:50:49.000 You could see it from space in the ocean.

00:50:52.000 Right.

00:50:53.000 This enormous explosion.

00:50:55.000 Did you see that?

00:50:56.000 I don't think people died in that one.

00:51:00.000 The ocean one?

00:51:02.000 I don't think they died in the ocean one.

00:51:03.000 Because it happened in the middle of the ocean.

00:51:05.000 Yeah, underwater.

00:51:06.000 It was close enough to the explosion.

00:51:08.000 Are we talking about the same one?

00:51:09.000 Yeah.

00:51:10.000 It's an underwater volcano, right?

00:51:12.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, underwater volcano that you can see from space.

00:51:14.000 And it blew off part of the island.

00:51:15.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 You can see it from space.

00:51:17.000 Look at this.

00:51:18.000 That's from space.

00:51:21.000 Just a random explosion.

00:51:22.000 That's underwater.

00:51:24.000 So here's the crazy thing.

00:51:26.000 Underwater.

00:51:26.000 There was a thing, I think it's called the Toba Volcano, is that what it is, Jamie, in Indonesia?

00:51:33.000 It's almost the same spot.

00:51:34.000 Same spot, right?

00:51:35.000 So that area is responsible for an eruption, a volcanic eruption that occurred somewhere around 70,000 years ago that almost wiped out the entire human race.

00:51:46.000 What?

00:51:46.000 It brought the entire human race down to about 7,000 people.

00:51:50.000 What year was this?

00:51:51.000 This was about 70,000 years ago.

00:51:53.000 Okay. 0.97

00:51:53.000 So 70,000 years ago, everyone you know, everyone on this fucking planet came from these few thousand people that survived. 0.97

00:52:02.000 They don't know exactly how many, but they estimate it could be as low as 7,000 people, but mostly decimated the population of Earth. 0.96

00:52:11.000 From that?

00:52:11.000 From a giant volcano that spewed ash into the sky, killed all the vegetation, killed all the sunlight.

00:52:18.000 Only 7,000 people.

00:52:20.000 Only 7,000 people.

00:52:21.000 So how does race even exist?

00:52:22.000 Because that's your human race right there, right? 1.00

00:52:24.000 Because it's all bullshit. 1.00

00:52:25.000 It's all where we live. 1.00

00:52:27.000 If you live in Africa, you're gonna get darker skin slowly over time. 0.99

00:52:30.000 If you live in Europe, you're gonna need more vitamin D. You can only get it from the sun. 0.99

00:52:34.000 There's no fucking sun. 0.97

00:52:35.000 So you get paler and paler and paler after generation after generation. 0.99

00:52:38.000 So there's more of an ethnicity in a regional or a cultural thing.

00:52:40.000 So it's not even...

00:52:41.000 So whatever the social cause for grace is...

00:52:43.000 We just look different.

00:52:43.000 That's all it is.

00:52:44.000 We just look different.

00:52:45.000 We're the same exact 100% thing. 0.63

00:52:47.000 It's not like a wolf that's trying to have sex with a cat.

00:52:52.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:52:53.000 There's one race.

00:52:54.000 We just look different because we have different genetics because we came from different parts of the world.

00:52:58.000 That's all it is. 1.00

00:52:59.000 My nigga said that shit louder. 1.00

00:53:01.000 Tell him, hey, where's that compilation at? 1.00

00:53:02.000 So confusing to people.

00:53:04.000 Look at Joe Rogan out here saying, hey, human race.

00:53:08.000 But this is like 100% accurate.

00:53:11.000 You know, I'm a mutt. 0.99

00:53:13.000 I'm a mix of a bunch of shit, but it's mostly Italians. 1.00

00:53:16.000 And then I've got some Irish people in there and some African and I got some Asia. 0.99

00:53:21.000 A little bit of Asia in there. 0.70

00:53:22.000 But it's like we're all some weird cross of all these people that started out in some spot and had to survive massive cataclysmic disasters.

00:53:31.000 True.

00:53:32.000 I'm 98% Nigerian.

00:53:34.000 Whoa.

00:53:35.000 That's what the 23andMe diggers told me.

00:53:37.000 I don't know, diggers. 1.00

00:53:39.000 I could be some other shit. 1.00

00:53:41.000 I think some niggas was here in America before slavery. 1.00

00:53:47.000 That's what Hotep Jesus believes. 0.93

00:53:49.000 Hotep Jesus was telling me that on my podcast and I was like, well, why not?

00:53:53.000 People traveled from everywhere.

00:53:55.000 Well, the first shipbuilders, they said they were Africans.

00:53:58.000 Were they really?

00:53:58.000 Yeah, you looked that one up, yeah.

00:54:00.000 Does that make sense?

00:54:01.000 Because Egypt's in Africa, man. 1.00

00:54:02.000 Right, they used to build ships for everybody, right?

00:54:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:06.000 So if a nigga had a ship, a nigga could go in and fuck away water, right? 1.00

00:54:09.000 So if you look at some of the old Olmecs, they had huge noses. 1.00

00:54:12.000 Exactly, exactly.

00:54:13.000 No, let's pull that up.

00:54:14.000 Pull up an image of the Olmec.

00:54:15.000 The Olmecs look absolutely African in their features. 1.00

00:54:20.000 Absolutely. 1.00

00:54:20.000 The Olmecs, they don't even know who the fuck they were. 1.00

00:54:23.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:54:23.000 You know, the Olmecs were like 6,000 years ago or something crazy like that. 0.99

00:54:27.000 They don't even know who they were.

00:54:29.000 Look at that.

00:54:29.000 See what I mean?

00:54:30.000 Those are black people? 1.00

00:54:31.000 Damn, it's niggas. 1.00

00:54:33.000 I know that nigga right there. 1.00

00:54:34.000 I know that nigga. 1.00

00:54:35.000 You know what it could be though? 0.98

00:54:37.000 Polynesian, Samoan.

00:54:38.000 Right.

00:54:39.000 Like Samoan folks. 1.00

00:54:40.000 Right.

00:54:40.000 There's a lot of Samoan guys that look like that.

00:54:42.000 Yeah, they're niggas too. 0.59

00:54:43.000 There was a lot of like warrior people.

00:54:46.000 Absolutely.

00:54:46.000 I mean, if you want to look at...

00:54:47.000 That looks like Biggie Smalls.

00:54:49.000 Come on, man.

00:54:49.000 Warrior genetics.

00:54:51.000 Bro, look at...

00:54:52.000 That's me right there.

00:54:53.000 That guy looks like a warrior.

00:54:54.000 Whoever that...

00:54:55.000 I mean, look at those faces.

00:54:56.000 Those sculpted...

00:54:57.000 Those are warrior faces.

00:54:59.000 So whoever those folks were, whatever they represented, they don't even know what the culture was.

00:55:04.000 They don't know anything about them.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, you're right about the Samoan thing, because there's features of it.

00:55:09.000 Yeah, Polynesian.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:55:11.000 Yeah.

00:55:12.000 I mean, dude, a lot of those guys were warriors. 1.00

00:55:15.000 The guys who landed in Hawaii, think about this shit. 0.98

00:55:18.000 They got on regular boats and made it across the ocean and got lucky and found Hawaii. 1.00

00:55:25.000 They didn't know where the fuck it was. 0.93

00:55:27.000 Those people who landed in Hawaii, Whatever thousands of years ago, whenever they arrived, they had no idea where they were going. 0.98

00:55:35.000 Right, they just ran into it.

00:55:36.000 They had little boats.

00:55:36.000 They didn't have, like, I mean, by the sake, they knew how to navigate using the stars and stuff like that.

00:55:40.000 But when I say they had no idea where they were going, like, they didn't have maps.

00:55:43.000 Right.

00:55:44.000 Where did they come from?

00:55:44.000 They were, like, detailed, topographical.

00:55:46.000 They're coming from the east, right? 0.62

00:55:47.000 So they're going, you know, it's not the Europeans coming from, you know, the east. 0.89

00:55:51.000 These guys are coming from, or the west.

00:55:53.000 Where they found, the people that found what?

00:55:54.000 I think South Pacific, right?

00:55:55.000 Right.

00:55:56.000 So when they arrived in Hawaii, there was no one there.

00:56:01.000 So they found this island that was essentially, you know, had some native life on it, a lot of fish on it, and they got there with no navigation systems, no YouTube videos to watch.

00:56:14.000 And they set up shop in paradise thousands of years ago.

00:56:18.000 Yeah, and then Columbus came through and just raped, pillaged, and, you know... 0.93

00:56:21.000 Did he go to Hawaii? 0.98

00:56:22.000 He didn't go to Hawaii.

00:56:24.000 He went to the Bahamas, right?

00:56:27.000 When did America take over Hawaii?

00:56:30.000 I don't think that was until the 1900s, if I'm correct.

00:56:34.000 But also, how old is Hawaii, right?

00:56:35.000 Because that comes from an underwater volcano too, you know what I mean?

00:56:37.000 Because it's an island in the middle of the ocean. 0.99

00:56:39.000 But we had to invade that motherfucker, right? 0.99

00:56:42.000 I don't know how it went down. 1.00

00:56:43.000 I don't know the history of how.

00:56:44.000 We didn't just go to Hawaii and be like, hey man, we want this.

00:56:47.000 Right.

00:56:48.000 There's a treaty, right, because obviously Japan wanted to claim it.

00:56:51.000 Somebody died.

00:56:53.000 Somebody got killed.

00:56:54.000 Well, look at Pearl Harbor.

00:56:55.000 That's what I'm saying, right?

00:56:56.000 That was a conflict because I think Japan...

00:56:58.000 Did they own Hawaii at all?

00:57:00.000 I don't know when...

00:57:01.000 Did the East own Hawaii at all? 0.93

00:57:02.000 I think they were their own nation until people started figuring out they're there.

00:57:06.000 Right.

00:57:07.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:08.000 Right.

00:57:09.000 Don't tell nobody...

00:57:10.000 Bro, when you go to Hawaii on vacation... 0.99

00:57:12.000 And Hawaii don't have a fucking army, so they're like, yo, we with y'all. 0.99

00:57:15.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:57:15.000 I fucking love Hawaii. 0.99

00:57:18.000 I go there on vacation. 0.99

00:57:19.000 I love it there.

00:57:20.000 The people, the nicest people, and they're some of the best fighters.

00:57:23.000 There's so many UFC fighters.

00:57:25.000 Max Holloway.

00:57:26.000 There's a ton of them that came from Hawaii.

00:57:28.000 Hawaii kicked me out. 1.00

00:57:29.000 I went there with a bogus COVID test and them motherfuckers kicked me out as soon as I got there. 1.00

00:57:33.000 Fuck Hawaii. 1.00

00:57:34.000 1784. Chart of the Sandwich Islands by Captain James Cook. 1.00

00:57:39.000 William Blyne.

00:57:40.000 So he was like probably the guy who got there in the 1700s and found the Polynesian people.

00:57:44.000 And you know, they brought goats.

00:57:46.000 They brought over pigs.

00:57:48.000 They brought all the animals.

00:57:49.000 Other animals, other than the Axis deer. 0.64

00:57:52.000 The Axis deer were actually given to King Kamehameha.

00:57:56.000 Hawaiian islands have a shitload of deer, because they were given there by the King Kamehameha.

00:58:01.000 So he brought them from India. 0.97

00:58:04.000 But these guys, like Captain Cook, they would drop goats off on an island.

00:58:09.000 How would they have known it was there in 1784? 0.92

00:58:12.000 Well, they probably had people that probably had drifters, crazy fucks that got on a boat and figured out how to get there and could tell you what time of the year. 1.00

00:58:19.000 Like they knew basically like which way, you know, if you're following the stars and they had sextants, you know what a sextant is? 0.97

00:58:29.000 A sextant is this thing.

00:58:30.000 It looks like a measuring device, and they would use it to track the stars.

00:58:37.000 See if you can find what a sextant looks like.

00:58:39.000 I think they had those at the time.

00:58:44.000 Find out when the sextant was made, too.

00:58:46.000 But the sextant was a primitive way to track the constellations, and they would travel across the ocean using them.

00:58:54.000 Those guys were... 1.00

00:58:56.000 Whist-taking motherfuckers, bro. 1.00

00:58:58.000 I mean, that's crazy. 1.00

00:58:58.000 That's a sextant. 1.00

00:58:59.000 So that's what it looked like.

00:59:01.000 So what year was that invented?

00:59:04.000 They figured it out a long time ago, and I don't know how they did it.

00:59:09.000 I don't know much about sextants. 1.00

00:59:11.000 That's some crazy shit. 1.00

00:59:12.000 That Captain Hook shit. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Okay, look at that. 1.00

00:59:14.000 1731. The principle was implemented in 1731 by John Hadley and Thomas Godfrey.

00:59:25.000 So what does it say there?

00:59:27.000 It says unpublished writings of Isaac Newton from 1643 to 1727. So somewhere in Isaac Newton's life, he came up with the concept of it.

00:59:36.000 Okay.

00:59:36.000 Amazing.

00:59:37.000 Of course he did.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, of course he did.

00:59:39.000 Or he just like, yeah, he's strong on somebody for it.

00:59:43.000 Isaac Newton didn't have sex.

00:59:45.000 What?

00:59:45.000 Yeah.

00:59:46.000 I think he died a virgin. 0.99

00:59:47.000 See if that's true.

00:59:48.000 I might have made that up. 0.99

00:59:49.000 Damn. 0.99

00:59:50.000 Don't call him a geek. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Bro, I have spread a lot of misinformation.

00:59:54.000 This whole episode is misinformation.

00:59:56.000 I like to check myself.

00:59:57.000 I like to check myself before I wreck myself.

01:00:01.000 How old is racism, by the way?

01:00:02.000 It's forever, from the beginning.

01:00:04.000 Is it really?

01:00:04.000 Yeah, it's tribal.

01:00:05.000 Is it forever?

01:00:06.000 It's a tribal thing, man.

01:00:07.000 Okay, here it is.

01:00:08.000 Newton was rigorously puritanical.

01:00:11.000 When one of his few friends told him a loose story about a nun, he ended their friendship.

01:00:16.000 He is known to have never had a romantic relationship of any kind and believed to have died a virgin. 0.68

01:00:23.000 AKA, he was gay. 0.99

01:00:25.000 Nigga did a bully right there? 1.00

01:00:26.000 I think he was gay. 1.00

01:00:36.000 I think he was just gay. 1.00

01:00:37.000 They just didn't want to say it. 1.00

01:00:38.000 Bro, the guy told him a fuck story and he broke up with him. 0.99

01:00:42.000 He broke up with him. 1.00

01:00:43.000 See, you said he was gay. 0.68

01:00:45.000 He was probably asexual. 0.57

01:00:47.000 I don't know.

01:00:48.000 There's dudes that are asexual, man.

01:00:49.000 There's guys that, listen. 1.00

01:00:51.000 Thank you, Isaac Newton, for not fucking, for making all this shit. 0.99

01:00:55.000 Thank you, sir. 1.00

01:00:55.000 Thanks, nigga. 1.00

01:00:57.000 At least he thought he was.

01:00:59.000 At the tender age of 19, the future mathematician was committed to paper a list of 48 sins of which he was guilty.

01:01:05.000 Transgressions ranged from peevishness at his mother to having unclean thoughts, words, and actions, and dreams...

01:01:14.000 What's that word?

01:01:15.000 They might not know how to spell it.

01:01:17.000 Dreamesis...

01:01:19.000 Dream-a-me.

01:01:20.000 That sounds like how Gollum would say dreams.

01:01:22.000 I have dreams.

01:01:24.000 He also confessed to eating an apple at thy house, though he gave no word as to whether it was the apple.

01:01:32.000 Okay, whatever. 0.99

01:01:32.000 I think it was fucking that apple. 0.99

01:01:33.000 He stuck a needle in his eye socket on purpose. 0.99

01:01:36.000 There's a lot.

01:01:37.000 Oh my god, in Newton's time, little was known about the properties of light.

01:01:41.000 In fact, people weren't sure whether the eye created light or collected it.

01:01:46.000 James Gleick, author of the 2003 biography of Newton, told HuffPost Science in a telephone interview, curious, Newton embarked on his own detailed study of optics, and he wasn't above acting as his own guinea pig, probing his eye with a blunt needle known as a bodkin.

01:02:03.000 That was on your mom's house video, I think.

01:02:05.000 Oh my god, yeah, I saw one of those. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Stupid motherfucker. 1.00

01:02:08.000 Guy did surgery. 1.00

01:02:10.000 He's a stupid motherfucker too. 1.00

01:02:12.000 I think you can't be smart at everything. 1.00

01:02:14.000 This is what I think. 0.99

01:02:15.000 I think the more you don't have sex and relationships at all in your life, and you'll cut a friend off if he talks about fucking, you've narrowed down your bandwidth of thinking. 0.99

01:02:25.000 And you could push it all on whatever he was doing with science and gravity and all the crazy shit. 0.99

01:02:32.000 There's people like that, there's a spot in society that's perfect for them. 0.98

01:02:40.000 Maybe it didn't even exist until they were born, but they can figure out a thing.

01:02:44.000 They got a lane.

01:02:45.000 Like intermittent fasting almost, right?

01:02:47.000 You have more energy.

01:02:49.000 Yeah, your body's not eating food so it can focus on other things. 0.99

01:02:52.000 So I need to do intermittent fucking. 0.98

01:02:55.000 I mean, basically that's what they're saying. 1.00

01:02:56.000 It's just like, yeah, I just knew him was a genius, but he ain't getting no pussy. 0.99

01:02:59.000 Well, how many guys do you know that have a relationship with their wife or girlfriend? 0.99

01:03:04.000 They break up, and then they go on a rampage.

01:03:07.000 When they go on a rampage, they don't get nothing else done.

01:03:10.000 Right?

01:03:11.000 They don't answer text messages.

01:03:12.000 They're like, bro, I thought we were going to go to dinner. 1.00

01:03:14.000 Oh, fucking... 1.00

01:03:15.000 Because they stopped getting pussy. 1.00

01:03:16.000 You've got to keep getting pussy no matter what. 1.00

01:03:18.000 No matter what. 1.00

01:03:19.000 I think it's... 1.00

01:03:20.000 He's Isaac Newton to getting pussy. 0.99

01:03:21.000 That should be in a quote. 1.00

01:03:22.000 You've got to keep getting pussy no matter what. 1.00

01:03:24.000 You've got to keep getting pussy no matter what. 1.00

01:03:25.000 I think Nike already did that. 1.00

01:03:27.000 Just do it. 1.00

01:03:28.000 Nike's so good shit. 1.00

01:03:29.000 Just fuck. 1.00

01:03:30.000 You've got to keep getting pussy no matter what, man. 1.00

01:03:33.000 Yeah, Isaac Newton. 1.00

01:03:35.000 Well, I don't think Isaac wanted it, man.

01:03:37.000 No, he was too busy.

01:03:38.000 Don't you think if certain people are born blind, don't you think certain people are born with no sexual appetite at all?

01:03:44.000 I don't know.

01:03:44.000 Sure.

01:03:45.000 Imagine if you weren't horny at all. 0.99

01:03:48.000 Right.

01:03:49.000 Ever.

01:03:49.000 There has to be people like that, obviously, right?

01:03:51.000 100%.

01:03:51.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:03:53.000 If there are pedophiles, if there are people who have bloodlust, that kind of a thing. 1.00

01:03:55.000 Imagine if you weren't horny at all and your friend just wants to talk to you about butt-fucking. 1.00

01:04:01.000 You're like... 0.99

01:04:01.000 What are you talking about, man? 0.99

01:04:03.000 Can we talk about quantum physics?

01:04:05.000 I'm trying to figure out gravity. 1.00

01:04:08.000 You're sticking your dick in a place where someone shits. 1.00

01:04:10.000 Yeah, make them bitches fuck so we can fuck. 1.00

01:04:12.000 Listen, 100%, there has to be people that have no desire whatsoever for intimate contact with another person. 1.00

01:04:19.000 That's crazy.

01:04:21.000 Yeah, but it's not any crazier than people that are born with all kinds of different things that are different about that.

01:04:27.000 So what do they do?

01:04:28.000 They gotta bust a nut.

01:04:29.000 You have to bust a nut.

01:04:30.000 I don't think you have to.

01:04:31.000 I think there's certain people where their body doesn't produce any testosterone. 0.90

01:04:36.000 Or very little of it. 1.00

01:04:37.000 My football coach told me to go get some pussy. 1.00

01:04:39.000 He said, if you hold in that nut, you're gonna get acne. 1.00

01:04:41.000 And I didn't want to have no pimples.

01:04:42.000 That's hilarious.

01:04:43.000 Your coach said that?

01:04:44.000 What?!

01:04:46.000 Biggie Small's teacher said, you're never gonna make it, but Freddie Gibbs, high school coach, said, if you ain't...

01:04:52.000 You gotta bust them nuts. 0.98

01:04:53.000 Moses, do you have a teacher like that that fucked with you, that said something to you that sticks in your craw? 0.99

01:04:59.000 No, I had one teacher said I wasn't going to graduate and then I did. 0.99

01:05:02.000 I remember when I graduated, I told her, I was like, see, I knew I was going to make it Miss McJunkin. 0.99

01:05:06.000 He told me, my coach told me, get some pussy. 1.00

01:05:08.000 He said, don't beat your shit. 1.00

01:05:09.000 He said, don't beat your meat. 1.00

01:05:10.000 He said, when you beat your shit, you beat your brains. 1.00

01:05:13.000 So I was like, I guess I'm making myself stupid by jacking off. 1.00

01:05:15.000 I need to get smashed. 0.99

01:05:16.000 They gave terrible advice back then.

01:05:19.000 Bro, my wrestling coach was trying to get me to play football.

01:05:23.000 I wrestled at 134 pounds.

01:05:25.000 He was trying to get me to play football. 1.00

01:05:26.000 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 0.99

01:05:30.000 He's like, Rogan, you'd be fast. 0.99

01:05:32.000 You'd be great on the field. 1.00

01:05:33.000 I go, fuck you. 1.00

01:05:34.000 Our heavyweight was this kid, Bob Baker. 1.00

01:05:37.000 He weighed 300 pounds.

01:05:38.000 I was like, I'm friends with Bob.

01:05:40.000 He's so much bigger.

01:05:41.000 He could fit me inside of him and no one would even notice. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:05:45.000 I'm not playing football. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Yeah, that's dangerous.

01:05:48.000 It's a terrifying game.

01:05:49.000 It's fun, though.

01:05:51.000 It's fun if you're on the right side of it, right?

01:05:53.000 Yeah, it's fun.

01:05:54.000 Dudes get hit in baseball, and it's rare.

01:05:59.000 Someone slides into a catcher or something like that.

01:06:03.000 They collide into someone.

01:06:04.000 I stopped playing baseball because I didn't want to get hit with the ball no more.

01:06:07.000 Right, though.

01:06:08.000 That's a weapon coming at you, yeah. 1.00

01:06:09.000 I think I'm good on this shit. 1.00

01:06:10.000 What I'm saying is that dudes get hit in football every fucking day. 1.00

01:06:13.000 Oh, car crashes, yeah. 1.00

01:06:15.000 And they're bigger, they're fat.

01:06:17.000 I mean, they're literal cars coming at you and crashing.

01:06:19.000 It's a collision sport, right?

01:06:20.000 Here's my question.

01:06:22.000 How come hockey players get to fight?

01:06:25.000 Yeah.

01:06:26.000 How come everybody doesn't get to fight?

01:06:27.000 What is this?

01:06:28.000 They catch 200 pounds coming at you in skates.

01:06:30.000 I mean, none of them have teeth, you know what I mean?

01:06:32.000 But why?

01:06:33.000 What's going on?

01:06:34.000 What's the rules there?

01:06:35.000 Hockey wasn't made in America.

01:06:38.000 It wasn't?

01:06:39.000 It's Canadian.

01:06:40.000 It's Canadian.

01:06:40.000 Is everything else made in America?

01:06:41.000 Actually, I don't even know if it's Canadian.

01:06:43.000 It's Russian, I think.

01:06:43.000 Is it?

01:06:44.000 Hockey?

01:06:45.000 Let's guess.

01:06:46.000 Let's guess.

01:06:47.000 I would say Russian.

01:06:48.000 I think Russian.

01:06:49.000 Because it's in Russia.

01:06:51.000 It's in Russia.

01:06:51.000 And they're very good at it.

01:06:52.000 And it's a big deal in Russia.

01:06:53.000 I think it's Russian.

01:06:54.000 Okay, let's go with Russian.

01:06:55.000 What we got?

01:06:56.000 Where was hockey created?

01:06:59.000 But why do they get to fight?

01:07:01.000 Because fighting in American sports is unsportsmanlike. 0.92

01:07:03.000 You know, there's no black people in hockey, and if you show black people fighting, nobody's going to watch. 1.00

01:07:08.000 Everyone's like, this is okay. 0.98

01:07:09.000 I can see my son fighting. 0.91

01:07:10.000 If you show black people fighting, they're not going to watch? 0.99

01:07:12.000 What are you talking about? 0.98

01:07:12.000 Black people love boxing. 0.98

01:07:13.000 I know.

01:07:14.000 I'm saying, but I feel like with sports like that, when it's a team sport, you can't really...

01:07:19.000 I mean, it's like, oh, these thugs are fighting, and we're not going to get the ratings.

01:07:22.000 If it's white dudes, it's like, it's cool. 0.99

01:07:24.000 Unless it's UFC or boxing.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, I agree with that. 0.98

01:07:26.000 If it was black dudes in hockey fighting, they wouldn't. 1.00

01:07:28.000 They'd be like, these thugs are on the ice. 0.99

01:07:30.000 But niggas don't want to be cold. 1.00

01:07:33.000 Right. 0.99

01:07:34.000 We ain't skating shit. 0.99

01:07:36.000 Right. 0.99

01:07:37.000 Two answers.

01:07:38.000 England.

01:07:39.000 It emerged in England in the mid-18th century and was largely attributed to the growth of public schools.

01:07:45.000 We are all about misinformation here.

01:07:46.000 What?

01:07:47.000 Hockey was- hold on!

01:07:49.000 Hockey was a part of the growth of public schools?

01:07:52.000 I don't know that- Can you scroll back up so I can read that again?

01:07:56.000 The origins of hockey have been long debated.

01:07:58.000 In 2008, the International Ice Hockey Federation officially declared the first game of organized ice hockey was played in Montreal in 1875. But it says in this other paragraph here, the modern game of hockey emerged in England in the mid-18th century,

01:08:14.000 which is the 1700s, and is largely attributed to the growth of public schools, such as Eaton.

01:08:20.000 What?

01:08:21.000 The first hockey association was formed in the UK in 1876 and drew up the first formal set of rules.

01:08:27.000 Could you imagine if schools emerged because of hockey?

01:08:31.000 Is that real?

01:08:32.000 Is that real?

01:08:34.000 Like, would public schools emerge because of hockey?

01:08:37.000 Get them in class so, yeah, they'll go play hockey.

01:08:39.000 That is crazy.

01:08:40.000 It's like an incentive?

01:08:41.000 Can you imagine if hockey was how they figured out schools?

01:08:43.000 I think, I mean, maybe it was a bunch of rich guys that, I got my hockey team.

01:08:47.000 Nah, Nick, I got my hockey team.

01:08:48.000 All right, I got my school.

01:08:49.000 They started school.

01:08:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:51.000 I'm going to start my school.

01:08:52.000 Maybe.

01:08:52.000 That's how they did it.

01:08:53.000 But, okay, so...

01:08:53.000 So how come you can't fight in rugby then?

01:08:57.000 Rugby should be fighting.

01:08:58.000 You should fight in rugby.

01:08:59.000 You can fight in hockey.

01:09:00.000 You can't fight in rugby. 0.99

01:09:01.000 That's ridiculous. 0.84

01:09:02.000 Rugby basically is a fight. 0.89

01:09:04.000 Rugby already is a fight.

01:09:05.000 And they don't have any helmets on. 1.00

01:09:07.000 They all got shit on. 0.99

01:09:08.000 You know, they say that that's safer, believe it or not, that American football, that the problem with the head, like the helmets and the shoulder coverings, the head coverings, is that they make you feel like you're protected, but you're not really. 1.00

01:09:19.000 No, yeah, I think it's the helmet, bro.

01:09:22.000 The thing is, we're so scared of the transition period between helmets and no helmets.

01:09:29.000 I mean, make them lacrosse helmets, you know?

01:09:32.000 That you can't give anybody any padding on their head and allow them to smash people in the heads.

01:09:36.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:09:41.000 If you're a bigger guy and that guy's got a smaller head, that's a terrifying place to be if you're that smaller guy. 0.97

01:09:47.000 I mean, we can talk to hit people in the face.

01:09:49.000 Why fighting is allowed in the NHL? There's no real answer here that I got to, but as I'm reading the third time, they do fight in baseball.

01:09:57.000 They do?

01:09:58.000 But don't they break it up immediately?

01:09:59.000 No, they break that up, yeah.

01:10:00.000 They break it up in hockey, too.

01:10:01.000 No, but they let them toss it. 0.84

01:10:03.000 Yeah, no, no.

01:10:04.000 They break it up in hockey, but those guys get like, what, like two minutes, like a timeout and they go right back in?

01:10:07.000 It depends.

01:10:08.000 It's gone down over time, but I was looking at some baseball things, like Reggie Jackson hit a home run and then went and fought the guy.

01:10:15.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:16.000 That was the 70s, though.

01:10:17.000 My grandfather was a Yankees fan, so I used to have to watch those games.

01:10:23.000 I was a little kid.

01:10:24.000 I used to watch those games with my grandpa.

01:10:26.000 He loved it, man.

01:10:27.000 Bro, those guys were on so many drugs.

01:10:29.000 The 70s and the 80s were cool for baseball.

01:10:31.000 I'm sorry, baseball.

01:10:32.000 I don't think they had the right science, though.

01:10:34.000 They didn't have the right science.

01:10:36.000 What really was interesting is the Mark McGuire years.

01:10:39.000 When they got dudes like juicy, juicy, juicy. 0.75

01:10:42.000 Yeah, the science. 0.99

01:10:43.000 Smacking the shit out of the ball. 0.99

01:10:44.000 It's fucked up how they kept him and Barry Bonds out of the Hall of Fame. 1.00

01:10:47.000 It's fucked up. 1.00

01:10:48.000 It is fucked up. 1.00

01:10:49.000 Because there was a lot of people that were taking it. 1.00

01:10:52.000 And they were better than everybody else.

01:10:54.000 It's like the Lance Armstrong argument.

01:10:56.000 You want to say that Lance Armstrong doesn't deserve to win the Tour de France?

01:11:00.000 Well, everybody was on drugs.

01:11:01.000 The whole Tour de France was on drugs.

01:11:03.000 Everybody's doping.

01:11:04.000 They're all doping.

01:11:05.000 Yeah, but that's also like, they say the same thing about the 70s era when they're all on methamphetamines.

01:11:09.000 Exactly.

01:11:10.000 You know?

01:11:10.000 Exactly.

01:11:10.000 So like, why are these guys bad?

01:11:12.000 Because they broke those great records.

01:11:14.000 Babe Ruth is their pinnacle.

01:11:15.000 You can't beat those records.

01:11:17.000 They almost killed Hank Aaron for that, you know?

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:19.000 I mean, I wasn't alive during the Hank Aaron era, but I believe they probably said he was juicing, weren't they?

01:11:25.000 Like, oh, he's a cheat probably.

01:11:27.000 I never heard that.

01:11:28.000 He's on something.

01:11:29.000 Did they say that?

01:11:29.000 I never heard that.

01:11:31.000 I never heard that.

01:11:31.000 Sorry, Hank Aaron.

01:11:32.000 I don't think they knew what Juice was back then.

01:11:34.000 I'm trying.

01:11:35.000 Misinformation.

01:11:36.000 I'm out here. 0.99

01:11:37.000 That should be a girl that does porn. 1.00

01:11:39.000 Misinformation. 1.00

01:11:40.000 I think she's a radio DJ, actually.

01:11:42.000 Misinformation.

01:11:43.000 Oh, there is?

01:11:44.000 Is there a radio DJ? Yeah, I think that they didn't discover that shit until Eastern Bloc Nation started experimenting on it with Olympic athletes. 0.99

01:11:53.000 And you started seeing women Olympic athletes that were posting up numbers that I think even... 0.97

01:12:00.000 Google this, because I think there's some powerlifting numbers from Eastern Bloc Nations from the early days before drug testing that they still haven't beaten. 0.98

01:12:10.000 Damn. 0.97

01:12:10.000 Like, dude, they engineered people back then. 0.97

01:12:13.000 There was an article I read about this lady who was in that program, and she was like a weightlifter, and she basically was forced to take hormones, and it ruined her chance of never having children. 1.00

01:12:25.000 She could never have children, and she was just talking about what awkward shit it did to her body. 0.98

01:12:30.000 Because back then, man, they would just... 0.99

01:12:33.000 They were science experiments, right. 0.99

01:12:34.000 They didn't give a fuck, man. 0.99

01:12:35.000 You're gonna win for the Soviet Union. 1.00

01:12:37.000 Like, you take that drug.

01:12:38.000 Right, though.

01:12:39.000 Yeah, you don't have a choice.

01:12:41.000 Right.

01:12:41.000 It's like, you know, there's a lot of communist countries that just decide what you're gonna do.

01:12:47.000 And if you're a woman, and you show promise at weightlifting, and they want you to represent Russia.

01:12:52.000 Gymnastics, right.

01:12:52.000 Back in the 1950s or 60s, whatever it was.

01:12:54.000 Ice skating, right?

01:12:56.000 Cycling, all of it now, right?

01:12:57.000 This is what we're realizing with this war, man.

01:13:00.000 This is a people thing.

01:13:02.000 People like to control people. 0.99

01:13:04.000 It doesn't matter if they're Russian or Chinese or wherever the fuck they're from, American, Canadian. 0.99

01:13:10.000 Look at what's going on in Canada. 0.98

01:13:11.000 They froze the assets, all those people that contributed to the truckers that were trying to protest.

01:13:18.000 What are you doing?

01:13:19.000 They froze the assets.

01:13:21.000 They froze people's assets.

01:13:22.000 I don't know if they released them.

01:13:24.000 I think they eventually, ultimately released them.

01:13:26.000 Yeah, where are people's rights to protest?

01:13:28.000 Well, man, it's like...

01:13:29.000 Canada's a democracy, right?

01:13:31.000 It's a thing that people want to... 0.98

01:13:33.000 Look, running things and ruling over people has got to be very fucking complicated. 0.90

01:13:38.000 It's very difficult to do. 0.96

01:13:40.000 Right.

01:13:40.000 It's so hard to do, and so hard to do when you have, like, all these different pressures from all these different businesses that have contributed to your campaigns, and people that want you to do one thing or the other thing.

01:13:50.000 Goddamn, it's got to be hard to do. 0.73

01:13:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:52.000 And one of the easiest impulses, one of the most normal human impulses is just to help people shut the fuck up. 0.99

01:13:58.000 I'm gonna do this now.

01:13:59.000 We're gonna impose this.

01:14:01.000 We're gonna impose a new law.

01:14:02.000 We're gonna keep this law.

01:14:03.000 It's a natural thing that people want to do when they get in charge.

01:14:06.000 And you're not supposed to be able to do that.

01:14:08.000 And the people that like voted with them, that's a mistake.

01:14:11.000 You're not supposed to give people new powers.

01:14:13.000 The amount of power they have is enough. 0.99

01:14:15.000 Those powers are supposed to be reserved for terrorist attacks and shit. 1.00

01:14:18.000 Wild stuff. 0.99

01:14:19.000 Not your own people.

01:14:20.000 People trying to overthrow the government.

01:14:22.000 Not people that are protesting.

01:14:23.000 You've got to be able to tolerate a certain amount of protesting.

01:14:27.000 You have to be.

01:14:28.000 There has to be discourse, because otherwise you're going to make new laws to make your life more convenient and easy. 0.98

01:14:33.000 But the fucking real reason is, No one should be a president. 0.98

01:14:37.000 No one. 0.99

01:14:38.000 No one should be a prime minister.

01:14:40.000 No one person should get that much juice.

01:14:43.000 Facts.

01:14:44.000 And I don't think they have in America.

01:14:45.000 I think this is a good example.

01:14:47.000 Because I think that with Biden, it's probably a lot of people helping him out.

01:14:51.000 Right.

01:14:51.000 It's probably a gigantic group effort.

01:14:53.000 But Russia? 0.99

01:14:56.000 Nobody's saying shit to Putin. 0.99

01:14:58.000 No. 0.99

01:14:59.000 Right?

01:15:00.000 You know, that's a different kind of thing.

01:15:02.000 When a person gets to that spot, that crazy superposition where they can just call out whatever they want done, force things, attack. 0.98

01:15:13.000 The only other motherfucker I remember running Russia was Mikhail Gorbachev. 0.98

01:15:17.000 And after that, it was just been Putin the rest of my life. 0.99

01:15:20.000 How about Khrushchev?

01:15:21.000 In the 1960s, Khrushchev pulled his shoe out and banged it on the desk and said, I will bury you.

01:15:26.000 Right.

01:15:27.000 Bro, do you ever see that?

01:15:30.000 You need to see that because this is like post-nuclear weapons first being deployed.

01:15:34.000 Really?

01:15:35.000 This was in the Cold War, could have been a hot war.

01:15:37.000 In the 70s?

01:15:38.000 No, this is like when he did that with Khrushchev, I don't know what year it was.

01:15:43.000 I'm thinking...

01:15:45.000 I'm thinking this was during like the Kennedy years, 1960. Yeah, 1960. He took his fucking shoe off and banged it on the desk and said, I will bury you.

01:15:54.000 Do you understand how terrifying that would have been? 1.00

01:15:57.000 Who was he talking to?

01:15:57.000 To us!

01:15:59.000 To us!

01:15:59.000 Yeah, Russians go hard.

01:16:01.000 And these motherfuckers had nuclear weapons and a long history of brutal warfare that was just recently behind them. 1.00

01:16:07.000 They had warfare on their front lines. 1.00

01:16:10.000 You know, during Stalin's era, fucking who knows how many people starved to death in Russia. 0.97

01:16:16.000 Russia was horrifically, horrifically treated by its rulers and by history and fate, and that goes back to the Mongols invading them in the 1200s, man. 0.98

01:16:30.000 So it's just in their blood.

01:16:31.000 Dude, they've had a long history of conflict.

01:16:34.000 These are fierce people, and you see it in the UFC right now. 0.97

01:16:37.000 There's these Russians that are coming over and fucking dominating in the UFC. There's so many of them. 0.99

01:16:43.000 It's like a high population of Russians.

01:16:45.000 I've been to Russia, too. 1.00

01:16:46.000 That shit is... 1.00

01:16:47.000 It's a hard place. 1.00

01:16:48.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

01:16:48.000 It's cold as fuck. 0.99

01:16:49.000 Is it third world? 1.00

01:16:50.000 The people are strong.

01:16:51.000 No!

01:16:51.000 It ain't third world.

01:16:52.000 No, not at all.

01:16:53.000 It's just a different...

01:16:54.000 They're just hard people, man.

01:16:56.000 Yeah, I don't like the vibe.

01:16:57.000 I'm good.

01:16:58.000 Ah!

01:16:59.000 I said put my man on here.

01:17:00.000 I gotta clarify that.

01:17:01.000 That was some urban vernacular.

01:17:03.000 It's a vernacular.

01:17:03.000 Do you know that Louis CK was doing a show?

01:17:06.000 He was supposed to be doing a show in Ukraine when the shit hit the fan? 0.99

01:17:09.000 Oh, I read about that, yeah. 1.00

01:17:11.000 It was on Twitter.

01:17:12.000 He's talking about it.

01:17:13.000 Yeah, I want to read his text.

01:17:15.000 It's pretty hilarious.

01:17:17.000 That sounds terrifying.

01:17:19.000 He was pretending that he was there and then he wasn't.

01:17:23.000 He was pretending he was there?

01:17:24.000 To me in a text message.

01:17:26.000 Just to be funny. 1.00

01:17:27.000 He's like, I'm fucked. 1.00

01:17:28.000 He said, no, I got out. 1.00

01:17:30.000 This is crazy.

01:17:31.000 And he's explaining.

01:17:31.000 And he's doing like some European tour right now.

01:17:35.000 But imagine, Sean Penn is over there right now.

01:17:37.000 Dog, over there.

01:17:38.000 CNN's over there.

01:17:39.000 I mean, they're over there.

01:17:40.000 They're just like documenting it.

01:17:41.000 Hoping they don't get killed.

01:17:42.000 In Ukraine.

01:17:44.000 In Ukraine, yeah.

01:17:46.000 This is a real hot war.

01:17:47.000 It's a war.

01:17:49.000 In our lifetimes.

01:17:50.000 I've never, right.

01:17:51.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:17:52.000 This is the first time I've ever seen this kind of conflict with white people. 0.75

01:17:55.000 I'm like, this is hard.

01:17:56.000 You know what it's like?

01:17:57.000 This is like slaps.

01:17:59.000 If you're going to get in a street fight, this is like by using conventional weapons, it's like slaps before they start throwing haymakers.

01:18:07.000 We've got to be really terrified of haymakers. 0.97

01:18:09.000 Because if haymakers come, and I know this is a bad analogy because people are dying.

01:18:13.000 I don't mean it that way.

01:18:14.000 What I mean is it'll escalate to the point where everybody's dead.

01:18:17.000 That's what's terrifying to me.

01:18:19.000 What's terrifying to me is that he's...

01:18:21.000 What has he done with his nukes?

01:18:23.000 What has Putin done with his nukes?

01:18:24.000 There was like something that he did?

01:18:25.000 Well, Belarus just opened up their nukes for him, right? 0.93

01:18:28.000 Even though we just clicked on this video, I just read a bunch of reports that said this didn't happen.

01:18:33.000 Okay.

01:18:34.000 But we just watched it.

01:18:35.000 There might not have been a shoe in his hand.

01:18:37.000 What's in his hand?

01:18:38.000 It's like a gavel, probably.

01:18:39.000 Oh.

01:18:40.000 Okay.

01:18:40.000 For sure.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, that's a shoe, bro.

01:18:43.000 Look at the end.

01:18:44.000 I just read 15 reports that said this.

01:18:48.000 They don't even have a picture of him doing it.

01:18:49.000 I think that is propaganda by the government trying to discredit my podcast.

01:18:53.000 Go back to that.

01:18:55.000 Misinformation.

01:18:56.000 Misinformation, baby.

01:18:57.000 Watch it pop up.

01:18:57.000 I swear to God I saw a heel.

01:18:59.000 Let's let it pop up.

01:19:01.000 It's like right when he bangs it, right there.

01:19:05.000 That looks like a shoe, bro.

01:19:06.000 That's a shoe.

01:19:07.000 No, not negative.

01:19:08.000 Should you gavel?

01:19:09.000 Is it a gavel?

01:19:10.000 Shoes are a thing in politics, right?

01:19:11.000 He's going to back it up.

01:19:12.000 Here we go.

01:19:13.000 We got it here.

01:19:14.000 We got it here.

01:19:15.000 We got it here.

01:19:16.000 Bro, you sure that's not a shoe?

01:19:18.000 The play-by-play, the frame-by-frame.

01:19:21.000 You sure that's not a shoe? 0.99

01:19:21.000 I will crush you! 0.99

01:19:23.000 If it was a shoe, this is the only account of anywhere online that I could just find. 0.99

01:19:27.000 It's a conspiracy.

01:19:28.000 I'm saying.

01:19:29.000 Okay, so that's a conspiracy.

01:19:31.000 The part that it was a shoe.

01:19:33.000 Is it really more interesting that he bangs his shoe?

01:19:36.000 Yes, it is, right?

01:19:37.000 It is.

01:19:38.000 It's kind of a gangster.

01:19:39.000 That is gangster.

01:19:40.000 Someone take their shoe off and bang it on the desk? 1.00

01:19:42.000 Russians are gangster. 1.00

01:19:43.000 Russians are fucking gangster. 1.00

01:19:45.000 Well, he was definitely gangster, whatever he was doing. 1.00

01:19:47.000 Well, thank you, Jamie.

01:19:48.000 But the Ukrainians, too.

01:19:49.000 I mean, hard, dog. 0.99

01:19:51.000 Hard people.

01:19:51.000 Hard.

01:19:52.000 Listen, man, you got Lomachenko over there, one of the greatest lighter-weight fighters of all time.

01:19:57.000 Right.

01:19:57.000 You got the brothers Klitschko.

01:19:59.000 Two of the greatest heavyweights of all time.

01:20:01.000 One of them is a mayor over there.

01:20:03.000 Yeah, Vladimir.

01:20:06.000 Vitale, rather.

01:20:07.000 Vitale is the mayor of Kiev.

01:20:11.000 He's the mayor of Kiev. 1.00

01:20:12.000 And then you've got Usyk, who is one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever lace on gloves. 0.99

01:20:16.000 What he did to Anthony Joshua, I was like, I can't even believe I'm seeing this. 0.99

01:20:20.000 I can't even believe I'm seeing this. 0.99

01:20:22.000 He did lighter man boxing in the heavyweight division and put on a fucking show. 0.99

01:20:27.000 Look at him out there. 1.00

01:20:28.000 The niggas are hard.

01:20:30.000 He's an interesting guy, too.

01:20:31.000 Usyk, he's really creative. 0.98

01:20:34.000 If you watch him on his Instagram page, he's always dancing and shit, moving around. 0.96

01:20:41.000 He's a very eclectic, sort of eccentric guy. 0.97

01:20:45.000 He's got a lot of different things going on with him.

01:20:47.000 His boxing styles fucking almost unprecedented for the heavyweight division He moves like a lightweight guy like he's constantly moving he's in perpetual motion Fainting and jabbing and cutting angles and his footwork is superb.

01:21:02.000 I mean Anthony Joshua is such a power puncher man And to stand in front of him like that and just keep pressing forward and get clipped too? 0.83

01:21:11.000 Yeah, with the Russians. 0.86

01:21:13.000 They're hard people, bro.

01:21:14.000 And he's over there right now with a rifle.

01:21:16.000 Right.

01:21:17.000 A rifle and a helmet.

01:21:18.000 They got stingers.

01:21:19.000 They got javelins.

01:21:22.000 The thing is, like, where does this go?

01:21:24.000 Like, how do they end this?

01:21:27.000 How do they end this without people...

01:21:29.000 I just don't know how you devalue life like that.

01:21:31.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:21:32.000 It's terrifying, because it leads, like, if you can justify killing 10,000 people, you can justify killing 100,000 people.

01:21:39.000 You can justify 100, you can justify a million, and then you can keep going.

01:21:41.000 Well, now you're talking about genocide.

01:21:43.000 Yeah, the genocide of the people.

01:21:44.000 Yeah, if you feel like...

01:21:45.000 There was a time during the 1960s where these generals were talking about nuking China or nuking Russia, that you could eliminate it very quickly and that you could do it fast and we would only lose a few million people in the United States and they were willing to give it a go. 0.99

01:22:01.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:22:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:03.000 Yeah, they were real generals.

01:22:05.000 Like, real generals.

01:22:06.000 Just power over people's lives?

01:22:07.000 That's crazy.

01:22:07.000 Oliver Stone.

01:22:08.000 Oliver Stone was explaining this to me.

01:22:10.000 Dog.

01:22:11.000 He's like, the guy was the inspiration for the Doctor Strangelove movie.

01:22:16.000 You know, the Doctor Strangelove.

01:22:17.000 You ever see that?

01:22:18.000 Not only heard of it, but I haven't seen it.

01:22:19.000 Doctor Strangelove is a crazy movie from early days.

01:22:22.000 Like, it's like 65 or something like that.

01:22:24.000 And it's all about these generals sitting around wanting to go to war.

01:22:28.000 And they were talking.

01:22:30.000 One of the guys was talking.

01:22:31.000 It sounded like a parody.

01:22:32.000 He was talking like, we'll probably lose Chicago and maybe a couple other places, but for the most part, we'll have limited amounts.

01:22:40.000 Yeah, basically a documentary.

01:22:42.000 Dr. Strangelove is basically a documentary.

01:22:44.000 Stanley Kubrick's 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove, is a black comedy that ends with the world being completely destroyed in a nuclear war.

01:22:52.000 Many aspects of the film might seem absurd, but according to Daniel Ellsberg, who worked as a nuclear war planner in the 1960s, it's actually pretty close to reality.

01:23:02.000 He says that was a documentary, Ellsberg says in episode 297 of Geek's Guide to the Galaxy podcast.

01:23:12.000 Existed as an operational reality at the time.

01:23:14.000 He says that while specific doomsday machine featuring Dr. Strangelove is fictional, the Russians and the Americans' nuclear arsenals function as de facto doomsday machines since a first strike by either power against the other would be more than enough to plunge the world in nuclear war.

01:23:31.000 And so they really were trying to do this.

01:23:33.000 So there really were some wild ass generals.

01:23:37.000 From the 1960s that were thinking we might have to nuke them before they nuke us. 0.92

01:23:41.000 I mean they did.

01:23:43.000 They did.

01:23:44.000 Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

01:23:45.000 They did it.

01:23:46.000 I mean so they did.

01:23:46.000 They did it before us.

01:23:48.000 They wiped out the whole city.

01:23:49.000 It's amazing we haven't done it since.

01:23:51.000 I thank God.

01:23:53.000 Yeah, thank God.

01:23:53.000 Absolutely.

01:23:54.000 But it's amazing, isn't it?

01:23:55.000 But now more countries have this capability.

01:23:57.000 Everybody's got it.

01:23:58.000 Yeah, everybody's got it now.

01:24:00.000 Bro, they talk about suitcase nukes.

01:24:03.000 See? 1.00

01:24:03.000 You go, what the fuck did you just say? 1.00

01:24:05.000 Suitcase nukes. 1.00

01:24:06.000 It's like someone could have a suitcase that's a nuclear weapon.

01:24:11.000 What?

01:24:11.000 Don't say that.

01:24:11.000 A suitcase?

01:24:13.000 That's real.

01:24:13.000 And what would that suitcase do?

01:24:14.000 Detonate a city.

01:24:17.000 What?

01:24:17.000 How much power is in a suitcase nuke?

01:24:20.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:24:21.000 Yeah, how many megatons? 1.00

01:24:22.000 What is that?

01:24:23.000 I mean, how much is that?

01:24:26.000 And are those real?

01:24:27.000 Power.

01:24:28.000 Dude, it's terrifying.

01:24:30.000 What human beings are capable of doing to each other is terrifying. 0.99

01:24:33.000 Because also capable of being cool as fuck. 0.99

01:24:36.000 Right. 0.98

01:24:36.000 Dude, what we were just talking about earlier. 0.98

01:24:39.000 Why would we even make a nuke?

01:24:40.000 This is what I'm saying.

01:24:41.000 Why can't we use this power to figure out how to find other intelligent life out there?

01:24:45.000 The problem with nuclear power is that someone was gonna make it.

01:24:48.000 Right, and that's exactly.

01:24:50.000 It's out there in the universe.

01:24:53.000 Well, Oppenheimer and the Manhattan Project did it to try to end the war because they felt like the war was going to go the wrong way and Hitler was going to take over the world. 0.96

01:25:02.000 Now, if Hitler took over the world, we'd obviously be fucked, right? 0.92

01:25:06.000 I mean, what happened during World War II, everybody would be. 0.95

01:25:10.000 What happened over there in World War II in 1947 changed the course of history.

01:25:16.000 But, you know, it didn't have to. 1.00

01:25:18.000 If the Germans figured it out quicker, bro, they figured out a lot of shit. 1.00

01:25:22.000 They figured out all kinds of race car technology that, you know, how many fucking elite world car manufacturers came out of Germany? 0.99

01:25:34.000 Mercedes, Volkswagen, Porsche, Audi. 1.00

01:25:38.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

01:25:40.000 BMW. It all came out of this fucking same part of the world. 1.00

01:25:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:44.000 Tragedy. 1.00

01:25:44.000 Dude, they invented all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:25:47.000 Jet engines. 1.00

01:25:48.000 They had advanced technology.

01:25:51.000 The science that came out of that too because of the experiments they were doing?

01:25:54.000 Yes.

01:25:54.000 You know what Operation Paperclip is?

01:25:56.000 No.

01:25:57.000 All the people that ran the NASA program that put people on the moon in the 1960s was Nazis. 0.94

01:26:05.000 Operation Paperclip was a real operation the US federal government engaged in where they took Nazis from Nazi Germany, Nazi scientists, and they brought them over.

01:26:15.000 Werner Herzog, who's the head of, or excuse me, Werner Von Braun, Werner Herzog's a documentary guy, Werner Von Braun, who is the head of NASA, was a Nazi. 0.88

01:26:24.000 So much so that the Simon Wiesenthal Center at one point in time said if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity.

01:26:32.000 Wild! 1.00

01:26:33.000 So NASA is a motherfucking Nazi. 1.00

01:26:35.000 So the end of NASA is a Nazi. 1.00

01:26:36.000 It's always about the advancement of humans.

01:26:37.000 I read this story about how they would hang the five slowest Jews at the doorway to the rocket factory in Berlin. 0.85

01:26:46.000 What?

01:26:47.000 Yes.

01:26:48.000 Yes, that was real.

01:26:49.000 Where is this at?

01:26:50.000 Just during the Holocaust. 0.62

01:26:52.000 During the Holocaust, during World War II, Wernher von Braun ran a rocket factory and they had Jews work as slaves.

01:27:00.000 They brought all these people over here.

01:27:02.000 They brought all these people over here with their advanced rocket ship technology and they all helped put us ahead of the space race.

01:27:11.000 You never heard about those?

01:27:12.000 No.

01:27:12.000 Do you know they used to fight duels?

01:27:15.000 So they all had big cuts all over their face.

01:27:18.000 Like Mandingo fights almost.

01:27:19.000 That was a badge of honor.

01:27:21.000 They all had giant duel scars on their face.

01:27:24.000 Jesus.

01:27:25.000 Imagine not just being a Nazi, but being a Nazi whose whole face was sewed back together. 0.94

01:27:31.000 Like they wanted to look like monsters. 0.87

01:27:33.000 Yeah.

01:27:34.000 Pull up Nazi duel scars. 1.00

01:27:36.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Look at these guys. 1.00

01:27:38.000 Okay. 1.00

01:27:39.000 Oh. 1.00

01:27:40.000 Damn. 1.00

01:27:40.000 That's why they had these. 1.00

01:27:41.000 Look at that guy.

01:27:42.000 You see all this.

01:27:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:43.000 You look up Nazi pictures.

01:27:45.000 They all had this. 1.00

01:27:46.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:27:46.000 So they would put goggles on, and then they would put, you know, like an outfit on. 0.99

01:27:49.000 You don't want to fight these guys, though.

01:27:50.000 I mean, like, yeah, you look at these guys, these are monsters you're fighting.

01:27:53.000 This gives you nightmares.

01:27:54.000 They would fight with swords and cut each other's faces, and it was a rite of passage.

01:28:01.000 And so you look at like the guys running NASA. Now look at dueling scars NASA operation paperclip and you'll see like guys who are working for NASA in the 1960s have Nazi dueling scars on their face.

01:28:17.000 Look at that guy in the upper left hand corner.

01:28:19.000 Who's that woman though? 1.00

01:28:21.000 Like, look at his face.

01:28:22.000 She wrote a book about it.

01:28:24.000 Oh, no, she actually was on our podcast before.

01:28:26.000 Eddie Jacobson.

01:28:27.000 I was like, where's her?

01:28:28.000 No, there's her and me together talking.

01:28:30.000 I swear to God.

01:28:30.000 She doesn't have a dueling scar.

01:28:32.000 But look at that dude's smile he's got connected to his cheek.

01:28:36.000 Look at that guy down there.

01:28:37.000 Jamie.

01:28:38.000 Look at that guy.

01:28:39.000 Oh, my God.

01:28:39.000 I thought that was Walt Disney.

01:28:40.000 The black and white guy next to his hand.

01:28:45.000 The one that says, go to the right a little bit.

01:28:48.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:28:49.000 Look at that guy's face.

01:28:50.000 Dude.

01:28:51.000 But there were so many of those guys.

01:28:52.000 They had these dueling scars all over their face.

01:28:55.000 See, what this is supposed to teach people...

01:28:58.000 Who's they dueling against?

01:28:59.000 Each other, right?

01:29:00.000 Each other in schools. 1.00

01:29:02.000 They didn't like military schools and shit. 0.99

01:29:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:04.000 Hard. 0.99

01:29:05.000 Hard. 0.97

01:29:06.000 Nazis are hard. 1.00

01:29:08.000 Cold as fuck in the winter. 1.00

01:29:09.000 Did anybody die? 1.00

01:29:10.000 Different kinds of people. 1.00

01:29:11.000 You gotta die. 1.00

01:29:11.000 You cut me like that. 1.00

01:29:12.000 I guarantee you some people died. 0.99

01:29:13.000 Guarantee you some people got their necks cut and died.

01:29:15.000 They had to. 1.00

01:29:16.000 That's what makes these motherfuckers scary. 1.00

01:29:17.000 They're fighting the face with swords. 1.00

01:29:19.000 Scary. 0.99

01:29:20.000 But it was like a rite of passage to have your face fucked up and get all stitched back together again. 0.99

01:29:25.000 Yeah, nobody's gonna be as hard as the Nazis. 0.99

01:29:27.000 I guarantee you a lot of people died from the infections.

01:29:30.000 What does it say?

01:29:30.000 What?

01:29:32.000 There is social significance of them, too.

01:29:34.000 It's like you were elite.

01:29:36.000 Oh, you were also good husband material.

01:29:38.000 Jesus Christ.

01:29:40.000 That's the propaganda.

01:29:41.000 But this is the thing, man.

01:29:42.000 This goes back to warrior cultures, whether it's the Vikings or any Native Americans, any warrior cultures.

01:29:50.000 They all valued scars.

01:29:54.000 The number in the extremity of scars was reduced in more recent times.

01:30:00.000 And the custom of obtaining dueling scars started to die off after the Second World War. 0.99

01:30:06.000 Well, after we kicked your ass. 0.99

01:30:07.000 They said some students who didn't even fence Would scar themselves with razors in imitation. 1.00

01:30:14.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:30:15.000 Well, you know, jujitsu guys do that. 1.00

01:30:17.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:30:18.000 They fuck their ears up on purpose. 0.99

01:30:20.000 Oh, that's why they be having a cauliflower ear. 1.00

01:30:22.000 Well, no, there's two. 0.98

01:30:23.000 Like, some of them get a cauliflower ear just from regular grappling, but some of them, like, they'll grab their ear and fuck it up. 0.82

01:30:28.000 They'll bend it and crush their ear just to get a little blood in there. 1.00

01:30:31.000 Ugh, fuck that. 1.00

01:30:32.000 Ugh. 1.00

01:30:33.000 It fucks what you're hearing, too. 0.99

01:30:34.000 It's suitcase bombs, by the way. 0.96

01:30:36.000 It's as big that it could be in a suitcase or backpack, according to what I was looking up.

01:30:42.000 The power is 10. I don't really understand the bomb power stuff.

01:30:48.000 What does it say?

01:30:49.000 It's not quite as big as the ones we dropped on.

01:30:51.000 Oh.

01:30:51.000 But it's still a nuke.

01:30:54.000 So it would be how much of a percentage of a Hiroshima bomb?

01:30:59.000 I don't know.

01:31:01.000 I don't even want to give an answer because I didn't see anything comparing it to that specifically.

01:31:05.000 I also was trying to find if they were even a thing for a minute.

01:31:09.000 There was a 60 Minutes interview where a Soviet general said they created about 250 of them and 100 were missing at some point.

01:31:16.000 The Soviet Union is crazy.

01:31:18.000 What was that Operation Ordessa? 0.53

01:31:19.000 Have you seen that?

01:31:22.000 Who produced that again?

01:31:26.000 Is that Billy?

01:31:27.000 That's not Billy Corbin, right?

01:31:29.000 No, that's someone else, right?

01:31:30.000 Who produced Operation Ortesla?

01:31:32.000 What's that?

01:31:33.000 I'm trying to remember.

01:31:34.000 Operation Ortesla is about these drug dealers that buy a submarine.

01:31:39.000 Yeah, Tiller Russell.

01:31:39.000 Tiller Russell, that's right.

01:31:40.000 Sorry, Tiller. 0.99

01:31:42.000 They buy a submarine to fucking deliver their drugs in from the Russians, and the Russians ask them if they want nuclear bombs. 1.00

01:31:52.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:31:55.000 The Russians asked them if they want to buy nuclear missiles. 1.00

01:31:59.000 Oh my God.

01:32:01.000 Bro, it's a great documentary.

01:32:04.000 It's a great documentary.

01:32:06.000 It's really interesting.

01:32:06.000 So they were smuggling coke from Russia?

01:32:08.000 Yes. 1.00

01:32:09.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:32:10.000 Yes. 1.00

01:32:10.000 Dude, it's a wild documentary. 1.00

01:32:12.000 Where the fuck do you get cocaine in Russia? 0.99

01:32:14.000 I bet it's probably pretty easy if you're friends with the right people. 0.99

01:32:17.000 Oh my God.

01:32:18.000 It's a really good documentary.

01:32:20.000 But it's all about that.

01:32:23.000 That's crazy.

01:32:24.000 Yeah.

01:32:25.000 Every time I go places over there like that, they got bad cocaine.

01:32:30.000 Like Australia, they cocaine. 1.00

01:32:32.000 That shit is good. 1.00

01:32:33.000 It's basically like ketamine, like special cake. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Oh, well, it probably is.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, it is.

01:32:38.000 Freddie's talking about cocaine again.

01:32:40.000 I don't know what cocaine is.

01:32:42.000 I don't know what it does, because I've never tried it.

01:32:45.000 Because I know I'd love it.

01:32:47.000 Yeah, it does.

01:32:48.000 I don't need anything that gives me any confidence.

01:32:51.000 Yeah, that's why I don't do crack.

01:32:53.000 They say it's like a body orgasm. 0.53

01:32:54.000 Yeah, I'm not interested in that. 1.00

01:32:55.000 Yeah, all the crackheads, I know they used to have to get their dick sucked to fuck while they was doing their cracker right after immediately or something. 1.00

01:33:01.000 They make them horny as fuck. 1.00

01:33:03.000 Yeah, you don't want that drug. 1.00

01:33:05.000 You get hooked on that drug, yeah, that's over.

01:33:07.000 I had a good buddy of mine that was deep into it.

01:33:10.000 He was always trying to take me to buy it. 0.98

01:33:13.000 I was like, man, if I get my car repossessed, I'm going to be so fucking mad at you. 0.96

01:33:17.000 So I'd have to drive him into Harlem. 0.98

01:33:18.000 And he would go and score.

01:33:20.000 And I was always trying to clean him up.

01:33:22.000 Because we were from completely different ends of what you do with your body spectrum.

01:33:28.000 Like, I had come from martial arts and, you know, I was a stand-up comedian and he was a pool hustler.

01:33:34.000 And, like, he was always, like, homeless and sleeping on it.

01:33:37.000 He was bound to do crack.

01:33:38.000 Bound to do crack.

01:33:39.000 And he was doing a lot of crack. 0.82

01:33:40.000 Future crackhead.

01:33:41.000 Why did you teach him, like, hey man, you know what would be cheaper? 1.00

01:33:43.000 If you just made this shit yourself. 1.00

01:33:45.000 You realize when you talk to people that have a real problem, it doesn't matter what you say. 1.00

01:33:50.000 Right.

01:33:51.000 You can't really say anything. 0.99

01:33:52.000 You think, man, you can't tell no motherfucker to make their own crack. 0.99

01:33:56.000 That was a joke! 1.00

01:33:57.000 You don't think every crackhead had that bright idea like, I'm just gonna go get me some cocaine to make my own shit. 0.99

01:34:04.000 The problem is I'm getting undercut. 0.99

01:34:07.000 You know what I mean?

01:34:07.000 Yeah, like go to Home Depot.

01:34:08.000 This crack could be so much more inexpensive.

01:34:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:34:13.000 They can't afford the powder.

01:34:14.000 They just get a rock, man.

01:34:16.000 It's like fast food.

01:34:17.000 It's fast food. 0.74

01:34:18.000 Like a single nigga buying groceries. 1.00

01:34:20.000 He ain't gonna do that.

01:34:21.000 Uber Eats.

01:34:22.000 Let's imagine a place where crack is legal.

01:34:27.000 Russia.

01:34:27.000 Oregon?

01:34:28.000 No, right here in America.

01:34:29.000 Imagine if that was, yeah, it is in Oregon.

01:34:31.000 But you can't sell it.

01:34:32.000 It's decriminalized.

01:34:33.000 What I'm saying is legal.

01:34:35.000 I'm saying legal everywhere. 1.00

01:34:36.000 Like, let's cut the bullshit. 0.99

01:34:38.000 You know, if I can buy booze, if I can walk into a CVS and buy enough whiskey to kill myself, you 100% can, right? 1.00

01:34:48.000 You walk into a drugstore, they sell whiskey, don't they?

01:34:50.000 Absolutely.

01:34:51.000 If you buy a couple of bottles of whiskey and you just drink them in an hour, you're a dead man. 0.99

01:34:56.000 You're a dead man. 1.00

01:34:57.000 You're a dead man. 1.00

01:34:59.000 Alcohol poisoning. 1.00

01:34:59.000 You're a dead man. 1.00

01:35:00.000 So why is that okay? 1.00

01:35:02.000 What is it?

01:35:03.000 Because we are used to it?

01:35:06.000 Like, I'm not saying you should do crack.

01:35:08.000 But why is it okay to just drink yourself to death?

01:35:11.000 Because maybe it...

01:35:13.000 They haven't tested enough because alcohol I feel like has been around so long.

01:35:17.000 Have you done crack?

01:35:18.000 Never done crack.

01:35:18.000 Imagine if like a really smart person does crack and they're like, wait a minute, this is actually beneficial.

01:35:23.000 I mean, we gotta find that guy.

01:35:25.000 Here's the problem. 0.98

01:35:26.000 It's like, you know, we get bad propaganda because everybody does crack is already a loser. 0.98

01:35:30.000 But presidents drink alcohol. 0.96

01:35:33.000 Maybe the president smokes crack.

01:35:34.000 There's only a few mayors I even know.

01:35:35.000 If I was Biden, I'd smoke crack.

01:35:36.000 I'm like, how much time do I have left?

01:35:38.000 I want to try crack. 0.98

01:35:38.000 Crack just got bad physical effects on the body, like the face, the teeth, shit like that. 0.98

01:35:43.000 It's not a glamorous drug. 0.97

01:35:45.000 I don't think that's what it is.

01:35:45.000 I think that's neglect.

01:35:47.000 Freebasing a little bit, but also neglect.

01:35:50.000 Dr. Carl Hart, do you know who he is?

01:35:52.000 Yeah, I've read about this guy.

01:35:53.000 He's a professor at Columbia.

01:35:55.000 Brilliant guy.

01:35:56.000 He does heroin, right?

01:35:57.000 Yes!

01:35:58.000 He's been on my podcast a couple of times.

01:36:01.000 He's a very interesting guy because he talks openly about his personal drug use.

01:36:07.000 He's careful about it where he doesn't give up sources or whatever.

01:36:11.000 Yeah, he's a functional heroin addict, right?

01:36:12.000 But he's basically saying, and this is his position.

01:36:14.000 He was a research scientist.

01:36:16.000 He still is.

01:36:17.000 But he was in his 30s and researching these chemicals, whether it was cocaine or heroin or whatever it was. 0.96

01:36:25.000 And he realized we're getting a bunch of bullshit misconceptions about what the effects of these things are, what the withdrawal are. 0.97

01:36:32.000 He goes, withdrawal for heroin is like having the flu. 0.99

01:36:35.000 I go, really?

01:36:36.000 He goes, yeah, it's like the flu.

01:36:38.000 Like, you get over it.

01:36:38.000 He goes, everyone...

01:36:40.000 Shit, I just see this motherfucking shit on themselves. 1.00

01:36:43.000 Right. 1.00

01:36:45.000 People shit on themselves if they have the flu. 1.00

01:36:48.000 If you have the flu and you think you're going to die... 1.00

01:36:50.000 I don't know, man.

01:36:51.000 If you have the flu and you...

01:36:52.000 You ever have the flu and you think you're going to die?

01:36:54.000 When you had COVID, you told me you were as sick as you've ever been. 1.00

01:36:56.000 Sick as fuck, but I wasn't dope sick. 1.00

01:36:59.000 You weren't dope sick? 1.00

01:37:00.000 Have you been dope sick?

01:37:01.000 Never.

01:37:02.000 But do you know that that's 100% for everybody the same?

01:37:06.000 Do you know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:37:07.000 Some bad dope sick. 0.99

01:37:09.000 Some crack sick.

01:37:10.000 More than the flu maybe.

01:37:12.000 But heroin.

01:37:13.000 Just heroin.

01:37:14.000 Heroin is what he was concentrating.

01:37:15.000 He said it was basically like the flu.

01:37:17.000 Listen, people die of the flu. 1.00

01:37:20.000 They fucking die. 1.00

01:37:21.000 It doesn't get worse than dying. 1.00

01:37:22.000 It doesn't get worse than dying.

01:37:25.000 I don't see how there's any way you could dispute what he's saying.

01:37:28.000 I think there's somewhere in the neighborhood of like 10 to 20,000 people have died in a year from the flu.

01:37:34.000 What's like the most people that have ever died in a year from the flu?

01:37:37.000 I mean, well, we talk about the Spanish flu.

01:37:41.000 Just like a regular flu, seasonal flu.

01:37:43.000 Since when?

01:37:44.000 Just Google a normal year.

01:37:47.000 How many people died from the flu in 2017?

01:37:50.000 So we're far enough removed from COVID. Because H1N1 was the flu.

01:37:53.000 That was killing people.

01:37:56.000 We wasn't tripping on that.

01:37:57.000 We wasn't wearing masks for no H1N1. It went away pretty quick.

01:38:01.000 Burt had it.

01:38:03.000 Chrysler had it.

01:38:04.000 He said he almost died.

01:38:06.000 When I first had COVID, you were like, I thought it was going to die.

01:38:10.000 61,000 every year?

01:38:12.000 About 61,000 people died in 2017, 2018 flu season.

01:38:17.000 Imagine if 61,000 people every year died from heroin overdoses.

01:38:22.000 You'd say that's crazy, right?

01:38:24.000 No, it's more!

01:38:25.000 It's more!

01:38:26.000 No, it's over 100,000!

01:38:28.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:38:29.000 It's the number one cause of death of people 18 to, I think, 18 to 49. Overdosing, right?

01:38:36.000 Overdosing.

01:38:36.000 They put all opiates together, so it's 75,000.

01:38:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:40.000 I thought it was 100. Number one cause of death.

01:38:43.000 Opioid.

01:38:43.000 I just typed in opioid overdoses per year.

01:38:45.000 Top thing.

01:38:46.000 CDC. Drug overdoses per deaths.

01:38:48.000 The new data documents that estimated overdose deaths from opioids increased to 75,673 in the last 12-month period ending April 2021. That still beats the flu.

01:38:58.000 Yeah, it does.

01:38:59.000 It still beats the flu.

01:39:00.000 It beats the flu.

01:39:01.000 He's ahead of the flu by about 10,000.

01:39:02.000 Two years before it was 49,000, so that might have been a pandemic uptick.

01:39:06.000 MVP, yeah.

01:39:07.000 No, 2017 wouldn't be pandemic at all.

01:39:09.000 No, no, no.

01:39:10.000 The one I just read that was the higher number was 2021. Oh.

01:39:13.000 And then 2019. 2021?

01:39:16.000 How many people died from the flu?

01:39:18.000 No, 75,000 people died from the opioids in 2021. I never looked up the flu numbers for that year.

01:39:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:39:26.000 So, well, this is a, yeah, now I understand what you're saying.

01:39:30.000 So the pandemic rise would be higher because of a lot of suicides and drug overdose.

01:39:34.000 Yeah, just on the screen, there's these two things from, it says 2019 was 49,000, 2021 was 75,000.

01:39:40.000 The pandemic happened in that time period, that could be a...

01:39:43.000 100%.

01:39:44.000 Yeah, they've talked openly about how the fact that drug overdoses and suicides have gone way up.

01:39:52.000 That's all.

01:39:53.000 I was just trying to clarify that.

01:39:54.000 I got it.

01:39:54.000 No, I was just confused at first.

01:39:56.000 But I think that...

01:39:58.000 So people can't handle the overdose, so everybody can because he handled that flu-like symptom you're saying.

01:40:04.000 No, here's my question.

01:40:06.000 If you made it legal, how many people would die?

01:40:12.000 Let's guess.

01:40:12.000 I mean, people die of...

01:40:13.000 Right.

01:40:14.000 Legal heroin, we could buy it at 7-Eleven.

01:40:16.000 I mean, people die of Oxycontin every day, too.

01:40:19.000 They do.

01:40:20.000 That's legal.

01:40:20.000 They do.

01:40:21.000 Right.

01:40:21.000 But it's interesting.

01:40:23.000 If someone writes something down, if the guy went to school, writes something down on a piece of paper and gives it to you, and you go to get your drugs...

01:40:29.000 Right.

01:40:30.000 Good job.

01:40:33.000 Opium was legal back in the day, right?

01:40:36.000 The thing that's nasty about heroin is the needle aspect of it and the disease transfer.

01:40:43.000 Don't a lot of people just sniff it though? 0.99

01:40:45.000 A lot of people do, but shit, a lot of my folks... 0.99

01:40:48.000 Carl Hart was telling me he just sniffs it. 1.00

01:40:49.000 Oh, he just sniffs it?

01:40:50.000 Just sniffs it.

01:40:51.000 Oh, he just sniffs it?

01:40:51.000 Yeah.

01:40:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:52.000 Like, you don't have to be, like, shoot in your veins.

01:40:56.000 That's not necessary.

01:40:56.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:40:57.000 I don't think Diaz ever did that either, way, way back in the day when he had tried heroin.

01:41:01.000 If they put heroin in a pill form or something like that, then yeah, they probably make it work.

01:41:05.000 1924, it became illegal.

01:41:07.000 Don't they, though?

01:41:08.000 I mean, that's basically what it is.

01:41:09.000 100%.

01:41:10.000 Synthetic.

01:41:11.000 Go back to that, Jamie. 0.92

01:41:12.000 Look at this.

01:41:13.000 When did heroin became illegal in 1924?

01:41:17.000 After a few decades of legal use, heroin use and misuse rose rapidly.

01:41:22.000 It became clear that heroin was a highly addictive substance.

01:41:25.000 The United States government made heroin illegal in 1924. So this was, by the way, this was legal during the Prohibition era.

01:41:34.000 Up until 24, right?

01:41:36.000 That's just because they didn't know how to sell it.

01:41:37.000 When did the Prohibition end?

01:41:38.000 When did the Prohibition end?

01:41:41.000 The 30s.

01:41:41.000 Yeah, it lasted for a while.

01:41:42.000 But it started, what, 1921, 1920?

01:41:45.000 Yeah, they had some movements that didn't take off for a while, and then one finally stuck.

01:41:49.000 Listen, man, if you could get away with not getting arrested during those days, you know how fun it would be to be drunk?

01:41:56.000 Well, not for us.

01:41:57.000 Yeah, right.

01:41:58.000 Not for you.

01:41:59.000 Yeah, we can't really go back in time.

01:42:01.000 We can't do that.

01:42:01.000 But imagine if we could.

01:42:03.000 I mean, if there was a time like today, like if they found out that alcohol was like the source of the resistance, like if they did studies and they found out, you know, people are more willing to do a lot of things if they just don't drink. 0.99

01:42:16.000 If there's too much, fuck it in drinking. 0.97

01:42:18.000 We've got to make drinking illegal. 1.00

01:42:20.000 Liver sclerosis, and it's contributing to the environmental problem that we're experiencing.

01:42:25.000 If they just make alcohol illegal.

01:42:27.000 It could have been the hospital thing again.

01:42:28.000 But do you know how fun it would be to be drunk if alcohol was illegal?

01:42:31.000 Fine.

01:42:33.000 It was, though.

01:42:34.000 It would be so fun.

01:42:35.000 I mean, it created mobsters in America.

01:42:36.000 It did.

01:42:37.000 It did.

01:42:38.000 Al Capone made a lot of his money from Prohibition.

01:42:42.000 A lot of the monsters did.

01:42:42.000 And we all learned.

01:42:43.000 I mean, I say, you know, street gangs and the drug hustle.

01:42:45.000 Bro, that's where NASCAR came from.

01:42:47.000 Right!

01:42:47.000 NASCAR came from guys who were running whiskey in their cars and trying to get away from cops, so they souped up their cars.

01:42:54.000 Wow.

01:42:55.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:42:56.000 Isn't it wild as shit? 0.99

01:42:58.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:42:59.000 Moonshiners! 1.00

01:43:00.000 So, yeah, we ain't got nothing for no heroin, though.

01:43:04.000 Nothing.

01:43:04.000 You could die easy from moonshine.

01:43:07.000 I got a fucking mason jar of moonshine someone gave me. 1.00

01:43:10.000 Bro, you take an eight-hour glass, you're taking a dirt nap, bitch. 1.00

01:43:15.000 You ain't gonna make it. 1.00

01:43:16.000 You ain't gonna make it. 1.00

01:43:17.000 Yeah, that shit is crazy, that moonshine shit. 1.00

01:43:19.000 I can't fuck with that. 1.00

01:43:20.000 It's paint, then. 1.00

01:43:21.000 Yeah, I don't know if they make a...

01:43:22.000 It doesn't taste good.

01:43:24.000 See, buffalo tastes good.

01:43:24.000 Intravenous drug use tastes good.

01:43:26.000 Cheers, gentlemen.

01:43:27.000 I'm having a good time.

01:43:29.000 My man.

01:43:30.000 Moses!

01:43:31.000 And we're gonna be judges tonight on Kill Tony.

01:43:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:37.000 Or guests.

01:43:38.000 I'm down there.

01:43:39.000 And Alchemist in town, too.

01:43:40.000 He got a show.

01:43:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:42.000 Alchemist.

01:43:43.000 Earl Sweatshirt. 1.00

01:43:44.000 There's a lot of shit going on. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Action Bronson. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Is he in town this week? 1.00

01:43:46.000 He's in town.

01:43:46.000 Oh.

01:43:47.000 They got the tour.

01:43:48.000 That dude, he came on my podcast fat and then fit.

01:43:52.000 Yeah, now he's a bodybuilder.

01:43:54.000 But we worked out together.

01:43:55.000 We went over to the honor gym.

01:43:57.000 We trained together. 0.98

01:43:58.000 I'm like, this dude fucking really gets after it, man. 0.97

01:44:00.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:44:01.000 It's so impressive, like a guy who just ate food and smoked weed his whole life, and then all of a sudden trimmed himself down like this super fit.

01:44:09.000 Like he got stuck in traffic.

01:44:10.000 So he did 200 push-ups and 200 squats while he was stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

01:44:16.000 Just savage.

01:44:17.000 Go get him, Bronson.

01:44:19.000 And he's like a genuinely sweet guy.

01:44:21.000 Look at him there. 0.99

01:44:23.000 Bro, that guy lost a fucking ton of weight. 0.99

01:44:26.000 He did. 0.98

01:44:27.000 And I'm telling you, when we work out together, click on that one where he's using that club belt.

01:44:31.000 Right there, yeah.

01:44:32.000 Look at this. 0.99

01:44:33.000 Dude, this is hard shit to do, man. 0.99

01:44:35.000 Hell yeah, it is. 1.00

01:44:35.000 These clubs, that dude is a tank now. 1.00

01:44:39.000 Like, we did a lot of shit together when we went to the Onnit gym and we trained together. 1.00

01:44:44.000 And that dude is strong as fuck. 1.00

01:44:46.000 Oh, he's dancing. 0.99

01:44:47.000 Yeah.

01:44:48.000 He's a weightlifter now.

01:44:49.000 He's a bodybuilder.

01:44:50.000 Well, you know what?

01:44:51.000 He does a lot of functional fitness stuff. 0.92

01:44:53.000 Like he does a lot of kettlebells and maces and shit like that.

01:44:56.000 Like when he's on tour, he brings like kettlebells with him and he works out in the green room and shit. 0.95

01:45:02.000 He's flipping tires. 1.00

01:45:04.000 He's doing all kinds of wild shit. 1.00

01:45:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:06.000 Stuff I don't even do.

01:45:07.000 Yeah, he look good, man.

01:45:07.000 I'm glad.

01:45:08.000 I'm telling you. 0.99

01:45:09.000 He works out every fucking day. 1.00

01:45:10.000 I'm glad he got his shit together, man. 1.00

01:45:12.000 I love when that happens. 0.99

01:45:13.000 Isn't that nice?

01:45:14.000 Yeah.

01:45:15.000 Look at him.

01:45:17.000 He used to be big. 0.99

01:45:18.000 I fuck with Action Bronson. 0.99

01:45:19.000 Look at that one where it's thin, though. 1.00

01:45:20.000 Look at that one right there where it says Action Bronson, Jamie.

01:45:22.000 Right next to the big picture.

01:45:25.000 Right next to the big picture.

01:45:27.000 Oh, sorry.

01:45:28.000 It's a video game picture.

01:45:29.000 Oh, it's fake.

01:45:32.000 Is it a video game?

01:45:35.000 Oh, they've created him in like UFC video game or something.

01:45:38.000 It looks like he's got UFC gloves on.

01:45:40.000 Oh, you can do that?

01:45:41.000 Someone needs to make you. 0.84

01:45:43.000 How come no one's made young Jamie?

01:45:45.000 I don't know that they have. 0.99

01:45:45.000 They should give you a golf club, let you fuck people up. 0.99

01:45:47.000 They will now. 1.00

01:45:49.000 They will now.

01:45:51.000 I told you, I'm going to make this public, Kyle Kalinske's challenged you to golf.

01:45:56.000 Bring it.

01:45:57.000 Wow, strong one.

01:45:58.000 How much is on the line, too?

01:45:58.000 Are you a badass golfer?

01:46:00.000 I'm fucking up Tony already. 0.97

01:46:02.000 Okay, okay, I've heard. 0.96

01:46:03.000 Listen, Jamie, I'm going to be there.

01:46:05.000 I'm going to do blow by blow.

01:46:07.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:46:08.000 Are we talking about Coke again?

01:46:08.000 Play-by-play.

01:46:09.000 Play-by-play.

01:46:10.000 Okay, play-by-play.

01:46:11.000 Misinformation, my bad.

01:46:12.000 How was Roast Battle?

01:46:14.000 It's perfect.

01:46:15.000 Was it?

01:46:16.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:17.000 How's the energy here?

01:46:18.000 Yo, I gotta say this about Austin.

01:46:20.000 This is like the second best comedy city next to New York right now.

01:46:24.000 Like, the progression of this city becoming a comedy city is incredible.

01:46:27.000 Now, the energy's great.

01:46:28.000 The comics are all really, really good.

01:46:30.000 I mean... 1.00

01:46:32.000 Yeah, fuck what you heard. 1.00

01:46:33.000 Austin, they have really, really good stand-up out here. 1.00

01:46:36.000 And some hoes out here, too. 1.00

01:46:39.000 I was in the strip club last night, BYOB, and we're going back again.

01:46:43.000 Heads up, ladies. 0.97

01:46:44.000 This is the king of the strip club, man.

01:46:46.000 Heads up, heads up.

01:46:47.000 Freddie, you're the king of multiple things.

01:46:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:46:50.000 A wide array, I should say.

01:46:53.000 Definitely, man.

01:46:54.000 Austin's got a hell of a roast battle scene, though. 0.66

01:46:55.000 They have some killers.

01:46:56.000 Listen, man, when we open up, we're going to go visit my club as soon as we get out of here.

01:46:59.000 And when we open up, dude, whatever you want to do.

01:47:03.000 You want to come down once a month?

01:47:04.000 You want to come down once a week?

01:47:05.000 Whatever you want to do.

01:47:07.000 I would love to have roast battle here. 0.79

01:47:08.000 Calling all roast battlers.

01:47:09.000 We're making a roast battle league.

01:47:11.000 If you're in any city in the world, roast battle league.

01:47:14.000 We're trying to make an NBA, an MLB, an NFL. Yeah, we're trying to go to the Olympics.

01:47:19.000 Roast battle is an Olympic sport.

01:47:20.000 And I want to own you niggas like Jerry Jones. 1.00

01:47:22.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:47:23.000 Back to slavery. 1.00

01:47:24.000 Roast battle was one of the first things that I saw that made me want to come back to the store. 0.98

01:47:29.000 Thank you.

01:47:30.000 So 100% true.

01:47:31.000 Thank you.

01:47:31.000 I came in the day before Ari's filmed the special.

01:47:34.000 You know the whole story.

01:47:35.000 I was gone from the store.

01:47:36.000 I was banned for seven years.

01:47:38.000 Exile.

01:47:38.000 And I was in exile.

01:47:40.000 I was on my quest.

01:47:41.000 And so I came to the store because Ari... 1.00

01:47:44.000 Was doing a Comedy Central special, rather, the next day.

01:47:48.000 And I was like, I can't just show up the day of a special.

01:47:50.000 I'm going to show up the day before, and I'm just going to feel the place, because I haven't been there in so long.

01:47:55.000 And I saw Rose Battle.

01:47:56.000 And I saw you, and I saw what you were doing, how you made people hug it out at the end of this horrible, evil, trash-talking session with each other.

01:48:06.000 I'm like, this is what the comedy scene needs. 0.99

01:48:09.000 They need joke writing and bullshit and fun. 0.98

01:48:11.000 Exactly. 0.99

01:48:12.000 And fun.

01:48:12.000 Yeah, you had a handicapped person up there.

01:48:14.000 Oh yeah, Joe Urell, man.

01:48:15.000 Joe Urell is a savage with the roast battle.

01:48:19.000 Cerebral palsy, he's in a wheelchair, but he's one of the best roast writers I've ever seen. 0.98

01:48:24.000 Some of the meanest, funniest shit I've ever heard is during that roast battle. 0.97

01:48:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:48:30.000 I'll say it.

01:48:30.000 Here's a joke.

01:48:31.000 It's my favorite one at Rose Battle.

01:48:32.000 It's talking about Joey Rose.

01:48:33.000 So Joey Rose has got cerebral palsy.

01:48:35.000 He's in a wheelchair and the cat that was battling him, a Mexican cat named Howard Escobedo, he said, we all know Joe's going to hell because there's a stairway to heaven.

01:48:48.000 See that's what I love about Rose Paddle.

01:48:50.000 Not that that guy had to experience that and feel that pain.

01:48:53.000 I don't love that.

01:48:53.000 But I love the writing.

01:48:56.000 That's in the spot.

01:48:57.000 This is not an old joke that he's had forever.

01:49:01.000 It's Spectre Gadget.

01:49:02.000 This is gonna blow up in 15 seconds kind of a thing. 0.98

01:49:05.000 This is a writing exercise, and that's the funniest possible shit you could say right there. 0.99

01:49:09.000 Joke writer showcase, dog. 0.99

01:49:10.000 That's a great joke.

01:49:11.000 And it's all consensual.

01:49:12.000 That's what it's all about. 1.00

01:49:12.000 Everybody going in there, it's UFC shit. 1.00

01:49:15.000 We're all consented to get our asses kicked. 1.00

01:49:16.000 Yeah, like if you watch someone get head kicked. 1.00

01:49:18.000 Like, bro, you signed up for this.

01:49:20.000 You signed up for this, yeah.

01:49:21.000 You can't say, yeah, you can cuss afterwards and sue us? 1.00

01:49:24.000 Yeah, you asked for this. 1.00

01:49:25.000 Yeah, rappers will never do that shit. 1.00

01:49:26.000 No. 1.00

01:49:27.000 Well, they do rap battles, but they be doing this shit. 0.99

01:49:30.000 No, we get a lot of rap battlers now. 0.98

01:49:31.000 They try to do roast battles.

01:49:33.000 They get cut up. 1.00

01:49:35.000 Motherfuckers that really get mad, they be in their feelings. 1.00

01:49:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:49:37.000 Comedy is complicated. 1.00

01:49:38.000 That's why you got a different thing.

01:49:39.000 You got battle rappers, and then you got... 0.61

01:49:42.000 Rappers that make albums and make songs and shit like that. 0.99

01:49:45.000 The niggas that make albums and make songs and shit like that, they would never sit there and battle each other and shit and somebody would get shot. 1.00

01:49:55.000 Think about how many rap feuds have been going on throughout the day. 0.99

01:50:02.000 Biggie and Tupac.

01:50:03.000 It's just a confrontational industry.

01:50:05.000 East Coast, West Coast.

01:50:07.000 It's just, you know, young black guys getting a lot of money that's, you know, egotistical. 1.00

01:50:14.000 And guys coming up that want to challenge them.

01:50:16.000 Remember Tim Dogg in NWA? We just talk about, you know, casting the face slice.

01:50:21.000 You know?

01:50:22.000 That's the culture.

01:50:23.000 That's the culture.

01:50:24.000 It's intertwined with the streets.

01:50:26.000 It's just intertwined with the streets.

01:50:27.000 You know, if I was a country singer, I wouldn't worry about getting shot going outside. 1.00

01:50:34.000 I'm a motherfucking rapper, so I'm like, god damn. 0.99

01:50:36.000 That's why Darius Rucker stayed away from hip-hop. 0.99

01:50:38.000 He was like, I gotta like this country.

01:50:40.000 And another thing too, you know what I'm saying?

01:50:42.000 When you're a rapper, every nigga in America feels like they can do your job. 1.00

01:50:49.000 That's comedy though too, bro.

01:50:50.000 But that's comedy, Freddie.

01:50:51.000 You feel me?

01:50:52.000 Every joker, every dude who's the life of the party, he thinks he can go up and do stand-up.

01:50:57.000 But they all think they can also podcast too.

01:50:59.000 I'm just like, you can't...

01:51:00.000 You're not that guy.

01:51:01.000 I don't think people understand what podcasting is.

01:51:04.000 It's the same way they don't understand what stand-up is.

01:51:06.000 I don't think I understood what podcasting is for like 10 years.

01:51:09.000 It took me like 10 years to figure out what it is.

01:51:11.000 I was like, oh, this is like a different kind of art form.

01:51:14.000 Like everything.

01:51:15.000 You can't just think you're just having a conversation with people.

01:51:18.000 Because you're not really.

01:51:19.000 You're being disingenuous.

01:51:20.000 You're having a conversation with people and you're guiding it in an entertaining fashion.

01:51:24.000 And you're trying to figure out how to like... 1.00

01:51:27.000 You've got a lot of shit to figure out, bro. 1.00

01:51:29.000 Massage it. 1.00

01:51:30.000 You're the biggest voice in the world right now.

01:51:31.000 But that doesn't make any sense.

01:51:33.000 It's nice, right?

01:51:33.000 I did not try for that.

01:51:36.000 Dude, I have no interest in that.

01:51:38.000 I don't.

01:51:38.000 When I signed onto Spotify, I literally said to all my friends, I was like, dude, this is going to be good.

01:51:44.000 I'm going to be like 25% less famous.

01:51:46.000 I go, that's what I want.

01:51:47.000 I want to be like 25% less famous.

01:51:49.000 No, they lifted you up.

01:51:50.000 Your haters lifted you up.

01:51:52.000 It's not even just that.

01:51:54.000 It's just like everyone that gets into a certain position doesn't think or talk sloppy.

01:52:02.000 Like they talk polished and professional and here we are on the set.

01:52:07.000 This is a wild scene, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

01:52:10.000 There's only a certain amount of like real personality they're allowed to exude into whatever they say, whether they're on a network news show or a talk show or whatever the fuck they are.

01:52:21.000 There's not a lot of people that are independent, and we're all confused.

01:52:25.000 And we're all trying to figure out, like, is the pattern that everybody subscribes to, is that the right one?

01:52:30.000 Does that make sense?

01:52:31.000 Or is it just what we have to do if we want to just keep a job, keep in line, don't get in trouble, don't get people mad at you?

01:52:39.000 But if you're allowed to just express yourself, just freely, is that how you would talk? 0.98

01:52:47.000 If you have one life, it lasts maybe 100 years if everything goes perfect, and you're already 54, what the fuck are you supposed to do? 0.96

01:52:56.000 Are you supposed to pretend? 0.98

01:53:00.000 Are you supposed to be just following along with all the other nonsense that's going on around you because you want a pension?

01:53:07.000 What are you supposed to do?

01:53:08.000 Like, at what point in time?

01:53:09.000 He's supposed to go, Hey! 0.99

01:53:11.000 I don't think we have a captain at the fucking wheel of the boat! 0.99

01:53:15.000 I think the human race doesn't have a captain at the wheel of the boat. 0.99

01:53:20.000 And we should all have a conversation.

01:53:22.000 I mean... 0.99

01:53:23.000 And I don't want to be the fucking man. 1.00

01:53:25.000 I don't want to be the man. 1.00

01:53:26.000 Nobody wants this job, right?

01:53:27.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:53:29.000 I just want to let everybody know. 1.00

01:53:31.000 Like, we're all just fucking people. 1.00

01:53:33.000 Whether you're a president or a prime minister or a judge or a cop or a fucking pharmacist or a doctor. 1.00

01:53:41.000 We're just people. 0.98

01:53:43.000 And there's a problem with all kinds of labels and the way we look at each other.

01:53:49.000 I will say this, though.

01:53:53.000 I've never seen a black person look like a Planet of the Apes. 0.98

01:53:56.000 Those guys don't look like black people. 0.97

01:53:59.000 Who do they look like? 0.89

01:54:01.000 That cat from Princess of the Bride?

01:54:03.000 The guy with the four fingers?

01:54:04.000 Are you talking to me about the video?

01:54:05.000 Yeah, the Planet of the Apes thing.

01:54:07.000 This is what I meant to say.

01:54:08.000 Listen to what I meant to say. 0.99

01:54:11.000 We were high as fuck, and we got dropped off in this neighborhood, and we didn't know where we were going. 0.98

01:54:16.000 The guy just let us out of the car, and we were barbecued going to see Planet of the Apes. 0.99

01:54:21.000 I was trying to have an entertaining way of saying it was like we were in Africa.

01:54:25.000 Right.

01:54:27.000 I said, right after I said it, I go, that's a racist thing to say.

01:54:30.000 I wasn't trying to say it that way. 0.91

01:54:33.000 Look, I fuck things up all the time, which is fine. 1.00

01:54:36.000 Africa, niggas, monkeys. 1.00

01:54:38.000 You can't really put that in the same shit. 1.00

01:54:40.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:54:41.000 That's not what I mean.

01:54:42.000 I mean, Africa is where all the chimpanzees emerge from.

01:54:46.000 It's a movie about chimpanzees.

01:54:48.000 I didn't mean ever, nor would I ever say.

01:54:51.000 Bro, I know.

01:54:52.000 Listen, here's the problem. 0.95

01:54:54.000 We gotta spank you about it. 1.00

01:54:56.000 I know you do, but I have to be honest about it. 1.00

01:54:59.000 I just talk shit about everything. 0.97

01:55:01.000 I don't mean anything bad by it. 0.99

01:55:03.000 But when I say something, I go, that's not what I meant.

01:55:06.000 I really mean that's not what I meant.

01:55:08.000 I never say something horrible on purpose. 0.91

01:55:13.000 If something gets fucked up like that... 0.99

01:55:15.000 You had the niggas in Philly talking about, oh, Joe thinks we some motherfucking buckets. 0.99

01:55:19.000 Listen, if anybody is what I am. 0.99

01:55:23.000 I didn't want to say that because that would be racist.

01:55:26.000 I have a whole bit.

01:55:27.000 I have 57% more Neanderthal than a regular person.

01:55:29.000 You have a whole special of it, right?

01:55:31.000 I have a whole bit about it.

01:55:32.000 Like what I'm doing right now.

01:55:34.000 I'm more Neanderthal than most people. 0.99

01:55:38.000 Which is fucking obvious. 0.95

01:55:39.000 Yeah, I just want this for the right and left wingers to be like... 0.94

01:55:44.000 Moses, I love you, so I'm glad you're the one who brought it up.

01:55:50.000 It's just one of those things. 0.95

01:55:51.000 It was fucking 11 years ago. 0.98

01:55:52.000 It's one of those things where you say and you're high. 0.97

01:55:54.000 We used to do those shows back in the day, first of all.

01:55:57.000 We would do them.

01:55:58.000 We would smoke a volcano.

01:55:59.000 You know those things?

01:56:00.000 Those vaporizers?

01:56:02.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:56:03.000 Joey and Red Band and I, we hit that goddamn volcano and it just puts you in a coma. 0.99

01:56:09.000 And you have to struggle with your own thoughts while you're thinking them. 0.99

01:56:13.000 I know.

01:56:14.000 Trust me. 0.95

01:56:14.000 I do nigger jokes all the time when I'm high. 0.95

01:56:20.000 Well, I got to do a video this week where I got to be set on fire and I'm going to get a white stunt, man. 0.99

01:56:25.000 You got to be set on fire for what? 0.98

01:56:28.000 Yeah, because I'm doing a video where I'm crashing from space. 0.98

01:56:30.000 It's going to be crazy, man.

01:56:31.000 From space?

01:56:31.000 Yeah, man.

01:56:33.000 Can't they CGI that shit in now? 1.00

01:56:35.000 Nah, man, we gotta make it real. 0.99

01:56:35.000 You really gonna go in space? 0.99

01:56:37.000 I think they can make it.

01:56:38.000 Shipping you into space.

01:56:39.000 But obviously you're not really going into space, so why can't they CGI the whole thing?

01:56:43.000 Everybody's like, when Freddy was in space, that was unrealistic.

01:56:45.000 But once it got to the ground, boy, that looked like real fire. 0.99

01:56:49.000 You see that shit with Bill Cosby and the implemented black stuntman in Hollywood? 1.00

01:56:53.000 That was one good thing that he did. 1.00

01:56:57.000 Bill Cosby's the first guy to bring in black stuntmen? 0.94

01:56:59.000 Yeah.

01:56:59.000 Was he really?

01:57:00.000 That's what they said on the doc book, because before they had white dudes and they were just painting them black.

01:57:05.000 Oh, they was black facing them? 0.99

01:57:06.000 Yeah, they was black facing Bill Cosby stuntmen on I Spy.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, if I was Bill Cosby, I'd have done that too.

01:57:12.000 Like, hey man, come on. 1.00

01:57:13.000 Like, this is the most offensive shit. 1.00

01:57:15.000 He put niggas on for stuntmen. 1.00

01:57:17.000 They'd be like, Bill, what about that Spanish fly you doing? 1.00

01:57:19.000 Do you ever watch any of that Al Jolson shit? 1.00

01:57:25.000 Dog. 1.00

01:57:25.000 No. 1.00

01:57:26.000 It's wild.

01:57:27.000 It's gotta be.

01:57:28.000 Come on.

01:57:29.000 It's wild.

01:57:29.000 Let's watch some of it.

01:57:30.000 Let's watch some of it.

01:57:31.000 Let's watch some of it.

01:57:31.000 Al Jolson.

01:57:32.000 Al Jolson was like the first blackface guy, the minstrel guy from like the early 1900s.

01:57:38.000 Yeah, he wasn't the first.

01:57:40.000 He was the most famous.

01:57:41.000 He was the most famous?

01:57:42.000 Yeah.

01:57:42.000 Well, one of the first is what I meant to say.

01:57:44.000 Oh, you that piece of shit. 1.00

01:57:45.000 So this guy... 1.00

01:57:46.000 Back then, like, he would, I mean, you gotta imagine, what year is this?

01:57:51.000 What year is this?

01:57:52.000 The first movie with sounds, 1927. 1927. So, in 1927, this is how far human beings have gone in a hundred years.

01:58:01.000 So the minstrel show is in the mid-1900s, the early 1900s, like the most popular form of entertainment.

01:58:07.000 Let's stop and think about... 0.93

01:58:08.000 But what was so entertaining about being a nigga to them? 1.00

01:58:11.000 That's what I hated black people, bro, back then. 1.00

01:58:13.000 This is also what it was. 0.99

01:58:15.000 Like, the human race was emerging into a new understanding of what's fucked up and what's not.

01:58:23.000 Post-Civil War, right. 0.77

01:58:24.000 What's okay and what's not okay?

01:58:26.000 And this this was the first time they were ever experimenting with media You got to realize in like the 1920s like they're making movies the first movies everyone anyone's ever seen so no one Understands what it's like to make something that a lot of people are gonna see no one knows what it's like to to like see something like this in a movie and then also they have this thing where they don't want a A black person to play this role. 0.72

01:58:52.000 They want a white guy to pretend he's a black guy, which is just crazy.

01:58:56.000 That's kind of why. 0.89

01:58:57.000 Because he doesn't look, he looks like a guy with makeup on.

01:59:00.000 He does not, this is like completely unrealistic. 0.99

01:59:03.000 This is the nice shit, though. 0.99

01:59:05.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:59:05.000 The menstrual shows, I mean, like the other ones aren't this nice, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:59:08.000 Like they're literally just portraying black people eating watermelon and, you know, acting like runaway slaves. 0.89

01:59:13.000 You know, this is a little more stand-up and they want to be a little more classy. 0.99

01:59:17.000 It's so crazy. 0.99

01:59:18.000 Robert Downey Jr. did this shit in Tropic Thunder. 1.00

01:59:21.000 Yes. 1.00

01:59:21.000 I talked to Jamie Foxx about that. 1.00

01:59:23.000 Yeah, how do people really...

01:59:25.000 And I talked to Robert about it, too.

01:59:26.000 It's like, you can't do that today.

01:59:29.000 Nah, you can't.

01:59:29.000 You would never be able to do that today.

01:59:30.000 How did he get away with it in Tropic Thunder, though?

01:59:32.000 He got a Golden Globe nomination for it.

01:59:35.000 Really?

01:59:36.000 Yes!

01:59:37.000 Dude, it's a great performance.

01:59:39.000 I mean, I hate to say it.

01:59:40.000 Okay, Joe, you trippin' again.

01:59:43.000 Listen, I'm not saying he should do it, he definitely shouldn't do it again, and no one should make a Tropic Thunder 2. No, but even people would say that, like, ah, he's pretty good in it, though.

01:59:52.000 I'm an associate from San Antone!

01:59:55.000 There's a value into, oh my god, you can't do this.

01:59:58.000 There's a value to watching that. 0.99

02:00:00.000 As a comic, when you're watching something, you're like, oh my god, I can't believe you're fucking doing this. 0.99

02:00:05.000 Billy Crystal's been in blackface, Howard Stern's been in blackface, Jimmy Campbell's been in blackface. 0.98

02:00:10.000 Listen, that feeling of, oh my god, I can't believe you're doing this, is why I love Kyle Dunnigan.

02:00:16.000 Right.

02:00:16.000 Right?

02:00:17.000 Right.

02:00:17.000 Like, did you see that Nancy Pelosi thing?

02:00:19.000 Yes, that's what I'm saying, man.

02:00:21.000 It's...

02:00:22.000 Have you seen this?

02:00:23.000 Yeah.

02:00:23.000 Have you seen it?

02:00:24.000 Yeah.

02:00:24.000 Oh my god.

02:00:26.000 It's goddamn genius. 0.99

02:00:28.000 Him playing... 0.99

02:00:29.000 I want to see it.

02:00:30.000 Pull it up.

02:00:31.000 Pull it up, Jeremy.

02:00:32.000 Yeah, but Dunnegan's brilliant. 1.00

02:00:34.000 Dunnegan playing Nancy Pelosi on a fucking talk show. 0.99

02:00:38.000 Just in time for the lightning round. 1.00

02:00:39.000 No, no, no, it's...

02:00:43.000 That was easy.

02:00:44.000 This should probably be a lure against congresspeople trading stocks. 0.99

02:00:50.000 We just haven't gotten around to it. 0.98

02:00:52.000 I mean, this is fucking amazing. 0.99

02:00:53.000 Okay, let's get batshit. 0.99

02:00:55.000 Nancy Pelosi, give it a financial advice show. 1.00

02:00:59.000 Booyah.

02:01:00.000 I read your husband bought Google just before the antitrust bill vote.

02:01:04.000 You guys made five million dollars.

02:01:05.000 Mm-hmm.

02:01:06.000 So, was that like luck?

02:01:09.000 Yes, it was a miracle.

02:01:11.000 Thank you, George Floyd.

02:01:14.000 Look at her hands. 0.87

02:01:15.000 She's got skeletons. 0.96

02:01:17.000 Okay, Mark from Illinois.

02:01:20.000 Booyah, Nancy.

02:01:21.000 Booyah.

02:01:22.000 Can I hold on to my Tesla position before the eBay bill passes?

02:01:27.000 A little birdie told me I'll be voting the other way.

02:01:33.000 You newbies at home, don't be discouraged.

02:01:38.000 I lost a lot of money in the market, but things really turned around when I started making lures.

02:01:46.000 When we come back, I'm gonna jingle all my jewelry in your face.

02:01:51.000 You'll like it. 1.00

02:01:58.000 Kyle Dunnegan's a goddamn genius. 0.99

02:02:00.000 I like that. 1.00

02:02:01.000 He's a genius.

02:02:02.000 I mean, the thank you George Floyd line is, that is primo, primo.

02:02:06.000 It was a miracle.

02:02:08.000 It was a miracle.

02:02:11.000 Use that man to jumpstart their power.

02:02:14.000 I mean, come on, y'all.

02:02:14.000 My goodness, get him, Kyle.

02:02:17.000 Get him every time with that shit. 1.00

02:02:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:20.000 Thank you.

02:02:21.000 He does everybody, too.

02:02:22.000 He can do Biden.

02:02:24.000 He does an amazing Biden.

02:02:25.000 He does a good Michael Jackson.

02:02:27.000 He does everybody.

02:02:28.000 Oh, my God, that Michael Jackson was ruthless.

02:02:30.000 So it's not blackface if they do Michael Jackson.

02:02:33.000 I was going to say, like, the deepfake.

02:02:34.000 Can you blackface with deepfake? 0.53

02:02:35.000 That's a very good question.

02:02:36.000 Yo! 1.00

02:02:37.000 Right?

02:02:38.000 If you're a white guy and you have to do, like, Samuel Jackson, is that what you have to face swaps?

02:02:45.000 That's blackface. 0.99

02:02:46.000 You have to face swap Samuel?

02:02:47.000 That is kind of.

02:02:49.000 That's new blackface. 1.00

02:02:50.000 That's digital blackface. 0.90

02:02:51.000 Right, so the only way you'd be comfortable with that is if it was a black guy doing Samuel Jackson's voice. 0.89

02:02:58.000 If it was a black guy who was an impressionist. 0.60

02:03:01.000 They're doing a caricature of what they think is a black person.

02:03:03.000 And then they have the Samuel Jackson face swap.

02:03:05.000 That's okay.

02:03:06.000 That's good.

02:03:08.000 That's cool.

02:03:08.000 Do white people get mad?

02:03:09.000 I'm just trying to lay down the laws for white people so everybody understands. 0.86

02:03:12.000 Do white people get mad?

02:03:14.000 When Dave Chappelle do white face?

02:03:15.000 No.

02:03:16.000 Or white chicks? 1.00

02:03:17.000 Nobody gives a fuck. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Yeah, Eddie Murphy, right? 0.99

02:03:19.000 No. 0.98

02:03:19.000 Because it's always punching down for white people. 0.98

02:03:22.000 That's what it is. 0.77

02:03:23.000 It's asserting power over people because they're the majority. 0.97

02:03:25.000 So when every time a black person does it, we're just punching up? 1.00

02:03:28.000 Oh, okay. 0.97

02:03:29.000 Well, Pryor had the best version of it.

02:03:33.000 Which one?

02:03:34.000 Well, we had a bunch of...

02:03:35.000 When he would do the best version of the white guy voice...

02:03:38.000 Oh, he created it.

02:03:38.000 You're right, right, right.

02:03:39.000 He created it.

02:03:39.000 Hey, my mom was a wonderful gal...

02:03:46.000 My mom?

02:03:47.000 Well, my mom was a wonderful gal.

02:03:49.000 It's like 1950s, what was on TV. It's like Isaac Newton, white guys. 0.97

02:03:56.000 It's like the fake dudes, like the very first people, like Leave it to Beaver.

02:04:01.000 The dad on Leave it to Beaver never jacked off.

02:04:04.000 Why would I? He does it the best, right?

02:04:08.000 Making you guys sound like, yeah, like, emasculating a little bit, yeah.

02:04:11.000 Well, not just that. 0.97

02:04:12.000 Like, turning them into, like, dopey robots. 0.96

02:04:14.000 Right. 0.77

02:04:15.000 Like, hey, hey, my gal.

02:04:17.000 Why are you talking about my gal?

02:04:19.000 So, you know, it's like they're stuck.

02:04:21.000 They're stuck, like, ten years earlier. 0.83

02:04:24.000 I mean, when you look at, like, Pryor's emerging era, which is, like, the 1970s and, like, into the 80s, right, when he, like, emerged as a superstar, like, those people were dorks.

02:04:33.000 I mean, it's just, it's brilliant to see, like, hey, white people, I mean, nobody likes to be talked about, but, like, here's one person who's making this, like, is obviously honky or white, you know, like, those aren't as hard as the word, the N-word. 0.98

02:04:44.000 But when this cat's doing it, it's almost like he's talking shit about us, but this is really funny. 0.97

02:04:48.000 Yeah, they were happy to watch it. 0.99

02:04:49.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:04:50.000 Yeah, I think people were more comfortable with talking shit about each other back then, too, which is why Archie Bunker worked. 0.98

02:04:55.000 Word. 0.99

02:04:56.000 Do you ever see that fucking scene where Archie Bunker is talking to Sammy Davis Jr.? 0.99

02:05:00.000 It's been going around, like, right now, because it's like, apparently today's the 50th anniversary of All in the Family. 0.99

02:05:08.000 Okay. 0.99

02:05:08.000 And Archie Bunker and Sammy Davis Jr. talking shit to each other. 0.99

02:05:12.000 It is fucking hilarious. 1.00

02:05:14.000 He was talking shit to him? 1.00

02:05:15.000 It was hilarious. 1.00

02:05:16.000 Yo, you have that?

02:05:17.000 Try to find it, man.

02:05:19.000 Try to find it.

02:05:21.000 It was the 50th anniversary. 0.99

02:05:23.000 Sammy Davis Jr. and Archie Bunker talking shit to each other. 0.99

02:05:27.000 It's so funny, man. 1.00

02:05:29.000 It's so funny. 0.99

02:05:30.000 It's like, it's what we, like most, it's like backstage, green room, shit talk. 1.00

02:05:35.000 We talk so much shit to each other. 1.00

02:05:38.000 We get so used to it. 1.00

02:05:39.000 Right, yeah.

02:05:40.000 You can't be around normal people saying that because they get hurt. 0.99

02:05:42.000 We talk so much shit to each other, but we talk so much shit about life, about everything. 0.99

02:05:47.000 And your whole idea is like, make the comics laugh. 1.00

02:05:51.000 That's what it's all about.

02:05:52.000 I mean, you know, that's what it's really all about.

02:05:54.000 It's tough to do on this podcast because everybody's, you know, judging us for it.

02:05:57.000 Yeah, we'll be all right.

02:05:59.000 Sammy Davis Jr., here it is.

02:06:01.000 Can't let him nut.

02:06:02.000 There's much in with the briefcase now there, Sammy.

02:06:05.000 I'll let him right in.

02:06:21.000 Anyway, it doesn't matter.

02:06:22.000 It doesn't matter, but folks can find it if you just watch the show. 0.99

02:06:26.000 Whenever Sammy Davis Jr. was on with Archie Bunker, they talked a lot of shit to each other. 0.99

02:06:31.000 It was very funny. 0.99

02:06:32.000 I just watched this one clip.

02:06:34.000 All right.

02:06:35.000 Well, in the meantime, will you make yourself at home, huh?

02:06:37.000 We'll get you some coffee, huh?

02:06:38.000 Oh, that's awfully nice of you.

02:06:39.000 Yeah, sit right down here, Mr. Davis.

02:06:41.000 Right in my chair.

02:06:41.000 Make yourself comfortable.

02:06:42.000 It's the best in the house.

02:06:43.000 Listen, Mr. Davis, I gotta tell my mother you're here.

02:06:45.000 She's crazy about it.

02:06:46.000 Oh, man!

02:06:47.000 Don't come back!

02:06:54.000 We're gonna have to watch this whole show to interpret this.

02:06:56.000 That's definitely not the scene.

02:06:57.000 It was just fun. 0.99

02:06:59.000 They were just talking shit to each other. 1.00

02:07:00.000 It was funny. 1.00

02:07:01.000 Sammy Davis is a cold, cold dude.

02:07:03.000 He was cold. 0.97

02:07:04.000 I mean, the stuff that he's seen and been through, I mean, being in the Rat Pack and all the racism, but also being a Jewish cat, you know? 1.00

02:07:12.000 He lost an eye, right?

02:07:14.000 What happened?

02:07:15.000 I don't know.

02:07:16.000 I don't know.

02:07:20.000 Bushwick Bill also had to.

02:07:21.000 Didn't he...

02:07:22.000 Did that happen like...

02:07:24.000 Was that self-inflicted?

02:07:25.000 I think so. 1.00

02:07:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:07:27.000 Or was it a girlfriend? 1.00

02:07:28.000 Bushwick or...

02:07:28.000 With Bushwick, I think a girlfriend did it to him, right?

02:07:31.000 He did it.

02:07:31.000 I think he did it.

02:07:32.000 Self-inflicted?

02:07:33.000 That's what made me want to listen to Ghetto Boys as a kid. 1.00

02:07:35.000 I was like, this is some scary shit. 1.00

02:07:36.000 Dude. 1.00

02:07:37.000 Those are your guys, Ghetto Boys. 0.92

02:07:38.000 You always talk Ghetto Boys when we're hanging out.

02:07:40.000 I love Ghetto Boys.

02:07:41.000 When I delivered newspapers, I would listen to Ghetto Boys almost every day. 0.99

02:07:44.000 I love the Ghetto Boys.

02:07:45.000 When I was just beginning as a comedian, I would listen to cassettes, and I would just drive around and deliver newspapers. 0.99

02:07:54.000 I listened to the same Ghetto Boys cassette like 30 fucking times in a row. 0.98

02:08:01.000 That's what I had to walk with. 0.98

02:08:02.000 Ice-T, back in those days, when he wrote the soundtrack for Colors, or was on the soundtrack.

02:08:10.000 Oh yeah, Ice-T, the man.

02:08:12.000 Wasn't Sammy Davis like the first cat on Playboy After Dark or something?

02:08:16.000 What was that?

02:08:17.000 Was he on stand-up or singing?

02:08:19.000 Playboy After Dark?

02:08:20.000 Yeah, the Hugh Hefner show.

02:08:22.000 Oh yeah, they was talking about that on the Bill Cosby doc.

02:08:24.000 Hugh Hefner was letting black comics and stuff come in because they couldn't really go anywhere else and things of that nature.

02:08:31.000 He was real instrumental in that. 0.95

02:08:36.000 Those Hugh Heffern days are probably pretty fucking wild. 0.57

02:08:38.000 Because that guy just had a bunch of people over his house to party. 0.95

02:08:42.000 And had a magazine.

02:08:44.000 Everybody thought of Playboy as just being naked people, which it was.

02:08:49.000 But it was also interesting interviews.

02:08:52.000 I read a book once that was the best of the Playboy interviews.

02:08:58.000 Somebody gave it to me, a buddy of mine, like, check this out.

02:09:00.000 There's like Kerouac in there, like a bunch of people in there.

02:09:02.000 Sinatra was a big one.

02:09:04.000 Yeah.

02:09:04.000 A contributor?

02:09:05.000 Yeah.

02:09:06.000 What's this?

02:09:07.000 Sammy Davis After Dark.

02:09:08.000 So this is on the Playboy channel?

02:09:10.000 I think so.

02:09:11.000 This is at Playboy Mansion.

02:09:12.000 No, it was like a network show.

02:09:15.000 Wow.

02:09:17.000 Look at these people.

02:09:20.000 They're from another planet.

02:09:24.000 Stop for a second.

02:09:25.000 Can you imagine if we had a way of using a telescope into space to check out another planet? 0.96

02:09:33.000 When we saw America in 1950, we'd be like, oh my god, look at these dorks. 0.56

02:09:39.000 Right, though? 0.89

02:09:42.000 Separated, dressed up, I mean...

02:09:44.000 Oh my god, so weird.

02:09:46.000 And also, like, no technology.

02:09:48.000 Like, almost cave people.

02:09:49.000 We're like a couple of generations removed from straight barbarism.

02:09:54.000 Like, in 1920, how many years of electricity are we even talking about?

02:09:59.000 Is it a hundred?

02:10:00.000 I think it's still what kerosene, right?

02:10:02.000 What year?

02:10:03.000 Like what year did electricity get distributed across the entire country?

02:10:07.000 It depends what city you're in because a lot of places didn't have it.

02:10:10.000 Well, let's go with Chicago.

02:10:13.000 Chicago World Fair is like 1898. They sort of showed it off.

02:10:17.000 I mean, they had it, but they showed it off.

02:10:18.000 So that's almost 1900. This is only 50, 60 years later.

02:10:23.000 That ain't shit, man. 0.99

02:10:24.000 Right. 1.00

02:10:25.000 That ain't shit. 0.97

02:10:26.000 No. 1.00

02:10:26.000 That's such a small window of time, and all of a sudden we have electric fucking record players? 1.00

02:10:31.000 Yeah, we're doing everything now. 0.97

02:10:32.000 What?

02:10:32.000 Yeah, we're going to have flying cars within like three years?

02:10:34.000 I hope not.

02:10:36.000 But I mean, between those 60 years, between no electricity and then movies, Chicago World's Fair, 1893. Wow.

02:10:47.000 1893, President Grover Cleveland pushed a button that lit nearly 100,000 incandescent lamps illuminating the city.

02:10:59.000 Demonstrating how electricity will forever change the nation, making it readily available to residents everywhere.

02:11:06.000 Wow, can you imagine being alive the day they hit the switch?

02:11:09.000 I mean, that's it.

02:11:10.000 No electricity ever.

02:11:12.000 No electricity ever.

02:11:13.000 And then all of a sudden, ka-chunk! 1.00

02:11:16.000 Well, that creates nightlife, right?

02:11:19.000 In essence, right?

02:11:20.000 That's what it looked like.

02:11:21.000 I think that's what they lit up. 0.96

02:11:22.000 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

02:11:23.000 If not, you was riding around in your buggy holding your goddamn lanterns. 1.00

02:11:26.000 Right. 1.00

02:11:27.000 Or, yeah, you weren't.

02:11:29.000 But you know what the problem is?

02:11:31.000 As soon as they turn that on, you stop seeing the stars.

02:11:34.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:11:35.000 That's the real mindfuck. 0.99

02:11:37.000 The biggest advancement in human technological history is electricity, because it allowed all the other advancements to come out of it, whether it's electronics or whatever the fuck it is. 0.99

02:11:50.000 Everything has to be powered by electricity.

02:11:52.000 Right.

02:11:53.000 But when you turn it on, you can't see the stars anymore.

02:11:56.000 So you get confused.

02:11:58.000 So people only focus on their tasks.

02:12:01.000 It's almost like a little drug.

02:12:03.000 Like a little sedative drug that keeps us from seeing the cosmos.

02:12:07.000 So you only see like a blank slate.

02:12:09.000 That would change human DNA, wouldn't it?

02:12:11.000 Oh my god!

02:12:12.000 We're so less concerned about space and the fact that we're hurling through it.

02:12:18.000 I think any civilization before light I think when they didn't have light, they would look up and they would go, what?

02:12:25.000 Like this.

02:12:26.000 This is what they would see.

02:12:27.000 Right. 1.00

02:12:28.000 Shit. 1.00

02:12:28.000 Fuck them stars. 1.00

02:12:29.000 I need my iPhone charged. 1.00

02:12:32.000 Fuck the cosmos. 1.00

02:12:36.000 Should I see these hoes on Instagram? 1.00

02:12:38.000 I see your point as well.

02:12:41.000 And I think you're making some very valid points.

02:12:44.000 No, I want my phone charged too. 0.99

02:12:45.000 I don't want to live like a fucking K person. 1.00

02:12:47.000 You know, I like getting my email. 0.99

02:12:49.000 I think what we need to do is figure out like a one holiday year where everybody shuts the lights off.

02:12:57.000 Hmm.

02:12:57.000 And just see the stars.

02:12:59.000 Niggas gonna get robbed. 1.00

02:13:00.000 That's the purge, Joe. 0.93

02:13:02.000 That is the purge.

02:13:03.000 I was saying that as soon as I was saying it, I was like, Joe, that sounds like the purge.

02:13:09.000 What is this, buddy?

02:13:10.000 I was just reading about that vanishment they called it in Chicago.

02:13:12.000 It was a pastime where people would disappear, things could happen at night, and then that ruined this...

02:13:18.000 The lighting up.

02:13:19.000 Oh my god.

02:13:19.000 Many unsolved murders occurred in Chicago.

02:13:22.000 Oh my goodness.

02:13:22.000 Yeah, see dude, you can't allow- Turn the lights on?

02:13:25.000 Oh shit, look at all these dead bodies. 0.99

02:13:26.000 You can't give people a purge day. 1.00

02:13:28.000 No.

02:13:29.000 Hell no.

02:13:29.000 They want a purge week.

02:13:31.000 And they want a purge month. 1.00

02:13:32.000 Fuck you, we're playing purge. 1.00

02:13:33.000 Black history month started with a day, and then it was a week, and now it's a whole two weeks. 1.00

02:13:38.000 It was a black history day?

02:13:39.000 Yeah, it was a day, then it was a week, and now it's a month. 0.98

02:13:43.000 You know when you guys pay attention to shit like when they make laws where you can steal as much as 900 bucks worth of stuff. 0.98

02:13:51.000 Right. 0.99

02:13:52.000 And then we won't even arrest you.

02:13:54.000 So people just go, okay.

02:13:56.000 And they just walk out of stores and steal 900 bucks worth of stuff.

02:13:59.000 What kind of message is that?

02:14:01.000 That's like LA right now.

02:14:02.000 I know it's crazy. 0.99

02:14:04.000 But it's like, who came up with that idea and did you think that shit through at all? 0.99

02:14:09.000 And why are you still doing it? 0.99

02:14:10.000 Like, imagine if you did anything else like that.

02:14:12.000 Imagine if you said, like, how long has that pan been on the stove?

02:14:16.000 Five minutes?

02:14:17.000 I think I can put my hand in it.

02:14:19.000 I think I'm okay.

02:14:21.000 And you didn't, like...

02:14:22.000 You put your hand out of there.

02:14:26.000 But if you're like, I'm just going to keep it and see how this turns out.

02:14:30.000 That's what they're doing.

02:14:31.000 Right.

02:14:31.000 That's what they're doing right now.

02:14:32.000 They're letting people just steal things.

02:14:34.000 All the time.

02:14:35.000 Right back on the street.

02:14:36.000 Yeah.

02:14:37.000 You obviously have a real problem.

02:14:39.000 Do you want this to be like this?

02:14:42.000 That's what we keep asking in LA. What's going on?

02:14:44.000 When you see like a thousand tents.

02:14:46.000 Jail is packed, man.

02:14:47.000 Jail is packed?

02:14:47.000 Jail is packed, man.

02:14:48.000 They letting your ass out real quick. 1.00

02:14:49.000 See? 0.99

02:14:50.000 Especially if you get COVID. You're like, man, I got COVID, man.

02:14:52.000 I know a lot of niggas that came up on COVID. I'm like, damn, nigga, you snitch? 1.00

02:14:56.000 I'm like, nah, nigga, COVID-19. 1.00

02:14:57.000 Snitching on COVID, yeah.

02:14:59.000 They let a lot of people out really early with COVID. They did.

02:15:03.000 A lot of people out.

02:15:04.000 The crime rate is up.

02:15:06.000 The crime rate is up in Los Angeles.

02:15:11.000 Why do you think that people mismanage things?

02:15:14.000 Do you think it's a conspiracy?

02:15:15.000 Do you think they want a certain amount of chaos?

02:15:19.000 That pandemic did a lot of crazy things to people.

02:15:21.000 I've never seen what happened to humanity in America like I've seen what happened during the pandemic lockdown.

02:15:26.000 To their minds, right?

02:15:27.000 Everybody's a little bit more nuts on the coast. 0.99

02:15:31.000 Were there a little bit more angry at random shit that goes on that doesn't necessarily make sense? 0.99

02:15:40.000 There was a certain amount of ridiculousness that would be attached to getting mad about things that weren't really that infuriating. 0.99

02:15:47.000 And then, over time, it seems like the more safety people have, the more they come up with shit that pisses them off. 0.99

02:15:55.000 So it's just an excuse to get pissed off? 0.99

02:15:57.000 Yeah, I think people like finding enemies and anger other than themselves.

02:16:04.000 It's interesting.

02:16:05.000 I think it's a natural thing.

02:16:06.000 I think we got two things going on simultaneously that we talked about earlier.

02:16:10.000 We got the tribal thing where we all, every human on this planet originated from We originated from a small group of people trying to defend themselves against other small groups of people that were trying to steal resources.

02:16:23.000 Until they figured out agriculture and how to compound cities together.

02:16:28.000 That's all relatively new, man.

02:16:31.000 According to these people that study the human genome, it takes like 10,000 years To see, like, these big changes in your DNA. We have, like, the DNA of people that lived thousands and thousands of years ago.

02:16:43.000 They'd be identical to us. 0.99

02:16:44.000 Generational fucking trauma, yeah. 0.99

02:16:45.000 And they all have these imprinted memories of going to war with neighbors. 0.99

02:16:50.000 Right.

02:16:51.000 Do you know how, like, when the dark, like, every child, no matter where you live, when it's dark, what are you scared of?

02:16:58.000 Monsters.

02:16:59.000 You know why?

02:17:00.000 Because we used to get eaten by cats.

02:17:03.000 We were afraid of lions and jaguars and leopards and big cats that would get us out of our houses, our shelters.

02:17:14.000 We weren't top of the food chain, right?

02:17:15.000 We weren't top of the food chain.

02:17:16.000 But we invented weapons and we became that, right?

02:17:18.000 We became top of the food chain.

02:17:19.000 But along the way, we developed these memories.

02:17:22.000 And that's why little kids are scared of monsters.

02:17:25.000 There's a guy named Rupert Sheldrake.

02:17:26.000 He wrote about this.

02:17:27.000 He was on my podcast way, way back in the day.

02:17:30.000 Really interesting guy.

02:17:32.000 But he wrote about this, that this is the reason why these people have these memories and these fears.

02:17:38.000 It's genetically driven.

02:17:39.000 That's the same thing with tribalism.

02:17:42.000 That's the thing that keeps us all from really connecting with each other.

02:17:46.000 To realize everybody, whether you're from Sweden or Africa or China, we're just...

02:17:52.000 The only thing that can separate us is communication.

02:17:54.000 If we all just figured out a way where we can all look at things rationally and say, there's no reason for us to ever shoot missiles at each other.

02:18:07.000 Nobody! 0.96

02:18:08.000 This is for animals to try and kill us. 0.88

02:18:11.000 Imagine if aliens were invading. 1.00

02:18:13.000 Reagan talked about that shit in the 1980s. 1.00

02:18:16.000 How quickly we would abandon all of our issues with each other if the human race is being attacked by an alien race from another planet. 1.00

02:18:24.000 Right.

02:18:26.000 That was in Watchmen, wasn't it?

02:18:28.000 Yeah.

02:18:28.000 Like an alien octopus or something like that came down and the whole human race just formed together.

02:18:33.000 What was that in?

02:18:34.000 Watchmen.

02:18:35.000 Oh, the Watchmen?

02:18:36.000 Yeah, on HBO? Oh, I didn't watch the HBO one.

02:18:38.000 I watched the movie.

02:18:39.000 No, it's better than the movie.

02:18:41.000 Really?

02:18:42.000 It's the best series I saw before the pandemic, yeah.

02:18:45.000 Ew, Regina King killed it. 0.99

02:18:47.000 There's almost too many fucking things to watch. 0.99

02:18:50.000 I know, but this one's good, bro. 0.99

02:18:51.000 Okay, I'll watch it.

02:18:52.000 Well, I just finished Ozark, so I got some room. 0.99

02:18:54.000 This one will fuck you up, though. 0.99

02:18:56.000 It's good. 0.99

02:18:57.000 Real good, yeah.

02:18:58.000 Yeah, I watch my new show, Bust Down.

02:19:00.000 Hey! 0.99

02:19:01.000 What's that?

02:19:02.000 Bust Down is a new show I'm on Peacock, Jack Knight, Sam J. So Peacock, it's a streaming NBC version?

02:19:11.000 Yeah, it's like their HBO Max.

02:19:13.000 Yeah, pretty much.

02:19:14.000 Yeah.

02:19:15.000 There's so many of them.

02:19:16.000 That comes out when?

02:19:17.000 March 10th?

02:19:17.000 March 10th, yeah.

02:19:19.000 Bust Down's going to be dope. 1.00

02:19:20.000 It's a culture changer.

02:19:22.000 It's good.

02:19:22.000 What is it?

02:19:23.000 It's a comedy about a casino in Gary, Indiana, actually.

02:19:28.000 I played the manager of the casino.

02:19:35.000 It's comedy, dawg.

02:19:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:19:37.000 I'm sliding into this comedy lane right now, man.

02:19:40.000 Look at you, Freddie.

02:19:41.000 Bro, I saw the first two episodes.

02:19:43.000 I mean, Jack Knight, Sam J, Langston Kermit, Chris Redd.

02:19:46.000 Congratulations.

02:19:47.000 Shout out to Langston, man.

02:19:48.000 That's going to be a hit, man.

02:19:49.000 And Freddie is, I mean, if you've never seen Freddie Gibbs act to be funny, you're about to see it. 0.98

02:19:56.000 I can imagine you can do whatever the fuck you want, Freddie. 0.98

02:19:58.000 Yeah, definitely. 0.98

02:19:59.000 I got a lot of big roles coming up right now.

02:20:01.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

02:20:03.000 Well, I'm excited to see you do a bunch of different shit. 0.99

02:20:05.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:20:06.000 I'm doing comedy, action shit. 0.99

02:20:07.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

02:20:08.000 I'm in a vampire movie that's about to come out.

02:20:11.000 I'm in this other movie.

02:20:12.000 You're in a vampire movie?

02:20:14.000 Yeah, definitely. 1.00

02:20:14.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

02:20:15.000 Oh, man. 1.00

02:20:16.000 It's going to be crazy, man.

02:20:18.000 What is it?

02:20:18.000 It's going to be crazy, dawg.

02:20:19.000 It's about some vampire cops in LAPD. It's going to be wild. 0.83

02:20:25.000 Vampire Cops and LAPD. Yeah, it's gonna be wild.

02:20:29.000 LAPD's in a weird spot now, huh?

02:20:31.000 They're in a weird spot, bro.

02:20:32.000 All cops in a weird spot.

02:20:33.000 All cops.

02:20:34.000 All cops.

02:20:35.000 How long before that balances out?

02:20:37.000 I don't know, man.

02:20:38.000 It's not good.

02:20:40.000 Not good, kids.

02:20:41.000 I don't know, man.

02:20:42.000 There's been too many shootings, man, in the past.

02:20:45.000 Too many everything.

02:20:46.000 Forever, yeah.

02:20:47.000 Kids ain't in school, man.

02:20:48.000 I just watched a video of a cop suplexing some drunk guy on concrete, and it was so disturbing. 0.97

02:20:57.000 I was like, that's so goddamn dangerous. 0.92

02:20:59.000 And if you could suplex a guy who's some drunk dude who's resisting, doesn't want you to arrest him, you could also just trip him. 0.98

02:21:07.000 You don't have to suplex him.

02:21:09.000 This guy hoists him up in the air.

02:21:11.000 And suplexes them.

02:21:12.000 Like, that is so unnecessary.

02:21:14.000 Right.

02:21:15.000 So dangerous. 0.96

02:21:16.000 If you just do a dude like that, and he hits his head, he's a dead man. 0.98

02:21:21.000 Right. 0.99

02:21:21.000 A dead man. 0.99

02:21:22.000 Right.

02:21:23.000 I mean...

02:21:23.000 Most likely a dead man.

02:21:25.000 Like, most likely.

02:21:26.000 Like, very... 0.99

02:21:27.000 I mean, I don't know what the odds are of you getting suplexed onto the fucking concrete, of you not having a crushed skull. 0.99

02:21:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:21:35.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

02:21:36.000 But at the very least, you're getting fucked up. 1.00

02:21:39.000 Yeah, that's it. 0.99

02:21:40.000 So here's what it is.

02:21:41.000 So this guy is resisting.

02:21:43.000 He doesn't want to get arrested.

02:21:44.000 We'll play it out here.

02:21:45.000 The guy's like, no, leave me alone, leave me alone. 0.99

02:21:47.000 He's dork. 0.99

02:21:48.000 He doesn't want to get arrested. 1.00

02:21:49.000 Look at this guy.

02:21:50.000 Boom! 0.99

02:21:51.000 I'm telling you, man.

02:21:52.000 That is on the concrete. 0.85

02:21:53.000 Knocks him 100% out cold.

02:21:55.000 The dude looked drunk anyway.

02:21:56.000 Exactly.

02:21:57.000 Exactly.

02:21:58.000 Totally unnecessary.

02:21:59.000 That's a white dude?

02:22:01.000 A white dude did it to a white dude. 0.98

02:22:02.000 Oh, ain't that bad.

02:22:03.000 So here it is.

02:22:08.000 Freddie!

02:22:10.000 I'm so glad you're alive.

02:22:11.000 I'm so glad you're you, Freddie.

02:22:13.000 Oh my goodness. 0.99

02:22:14.000 Listen, man, you're the perfect guy to come in and talk about all this shit. 0.99

02:22:18.000 When Moses was like, you want Freddie Gibbs and I to come in and talk to you? 1.00

02:22:22.000 I'm like, fuck yeah. 0.99

02:22:24.000 I'm like, that's as real as it gets. 1.00

02:22:26.000 I got the Agent Smith coming after my man.

02:22:28.000 I got to come get him.

02:22:29.000 Listen, I love you.

02:22:30.000 Yeah, man, I'm like the nigga Morpheus, man. 0.99

02:22:32.000 I'm Morpheus. 0.87

02:22:32.000 Come down, man. 0.87

02:22:33.000 I appreciate both of you, and I love you, Moses.

02:22:35.000 Thank you, man.

02:22:36.000 Always, man.

02:22:36.000 I always love you.

02:22:38.000 What you brought to Roast Battle was like a comfortable friendship sort of vibe that allowed people to be savages against each other.

02:22:49.000 Gotta be a straight man, yeah.

02:22:50.000 I say I'm just like a point guard.

02:22:51.000 But you kept it friendly and nice.

02:22:54.000 Like everybody knew that when they were going to engage with you, it was going to be friendly and nice.

02:22:58.000 You're not volatile.

02:22:59.000 You're a nice guy.

02:23:00.000 No, I'm not going to come at it. 1.00

02:23:01.000 Yeah, so like you hosting that fucking show where people say the most evil shit to each other sometimes. 1.00

02:23:08.000 Sometimes we look at each other and we bite our hands. 1.00

02:23:11.000 Right. 0.84

02:23:12.000 I mean, and I'll say it again, the whole punch and I'm punching down thing, I get away with it because I'm black. 0.97

02:23:18.000 Because there's a lot of racial jokes, there's a lot of, I mean, there's all kinds of xenophobia, misogyny, all kinds of stuff.

02:23:24.000 I mean, I'm not a woman, but I'm saying there's a lot of racial jokes that go over in that thing.

02:23:29.000 And, you know, they look at you as like, are you going to get mad?

02:23:31.000 And you're like, it's all good because we consented to it.

02:23:34.000 And everybody's like, you know what, man, since you're smiling, we're all going to smile.

02:23:37.000 Has anybody ever got mad at a rose battle?

02:23:39.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:40.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:41.000 I've watched people get mad.

02:23:43.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:43.000 Because somebody said this.

02:23:45.000 It was like, when you get hit with something you didn't think you'd prepare for, you're like, I know you thought that about me.

02:23:50.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

02:23:51.000 And you're like, damn, I didn't know I had, like, you know, big face. 0.99

02:23:54.000 Or you thought about my acne like that. 1.00

02:23:55.000 Or, you know, I got a little dick or whatever the fuck they're saying about you. 1.00

02:23:57.000 You know, it's like people come hard after your brother who's dead, after your family member who's dead. 1.00

02:24:03.000 They do. 0.99

02:24:03.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:24:04.000 No matter. 1.00

02:24:05.000 Your dad just died.

02:24:06.000 Great.

02:24:06.000 First joke.

02:24:08.000 Monsters. 0.99

02:24:09.000 No bullshit. 1.00

02:24:10.000 I watched... 0.99

02:24:12.000 I mean, I don't even want to say what I watched, but the first time I watched it, I was like, wow, I go, this is crazy.

02:24:16.000 Boys and girls going after each other.

02:24:18.000 But the thing that I thought is, like, this is like a joke-writing exercise.

02:24:22.000 Exactly.

02:24:23.000 Exactly.

02:24:24.000 That's always the baseline.

02:24:26.000 It's a joke-writer showcase.

02:24:26.000 It's not a thing where you're trying to be just mean to a person for no reason.

02:24:32.000 Like, you're only doing it if it's like...

02:24:36.000 Look, it's not nice to feel that if the punchline is on you, but don't sign up for it.

02:24:42.000 Don't sign up for it.

02:24:43.000 If you don't want to get kicked in the head, don't fight.

02:24:45.000 Exactly.

02:24:46.000 You don't want to fight in the UFC? Yeah, good.

02:24:48.000 Don't do it. 1.00

02:24:49.000 But if you do, you might get kicked in the fucking face. 1.00

02:24:52.000 Right. 1.00

02:24:53.000 There's so many comics who come in there and they're just like, I just hate this, but, you know, I gotta do it.

02:24:59.000 You know what I mean?

02:25:01.000 It's almost like you feel like a bartender.

02:25:02.000 You're like, oh, bro, you can't have no more drinks.

02:25:04.000 Let me tell you the most frustrating thing for me.

02:25:06.000 There are people that do your show and they come up with hilarious jokes to attack other comedians.

02:25:13.000 They know are coming for them.

02:25:14.000 So they only got...

02:25:15.000 How many days do you give them before they know that they're going to roast?

02:25:18.000 It depends.

02:25:18.000 I mean, some cats, it's two days, it's a week, it's a month.

02:25:22.000 What's the most they've ever had?

02:25:23.000 Like a month?

02:25:24.000 Like a month, yeah.

02:25:24.000 Normal, what's like average?

02:25:26.000 Average is like a month.

02:25:27.000 Okay, so a month is good.

02:25:29.000 You give a nigga a month research on it? 1.00

02:25:30.000 Yeah, hey bro, you know the rap battlers do that too?

02:25:33.000 Exactly.

02:25:33.000 They get a year to write, a month to write.

02:25:35.000 A year?

02:25:35.000 Yeah, like rap battlers?

02:25:36.000 Yeah, that's not freestyling. 0.99

02:25:38.000 Oh nigga, I can get up there and roast a nigga on the spot. 1.00

02:25:41.000 I don't need no time. 1.00

02:25:43.000 I'll fuck a nigga up, man. 1.00

02:25:44.000 Yeah, I mean, we get some freestylers up there, but for the most part, those are like street jokes, you know? 1.00

02:25:48.000 So, like, a guy who writes, it's like, they come with horror. 0.98

02:25:50.000 Well, when you're writing for your fucking history, your personality, and your flaws, and even your pros. 0.98

02:25:56.000 You actually want your pros. 0.99

02:25:58.000 You want the time for these guys.

02:26:00.000 Yeah, you want the time. 1.00

02:26:01.000 That's real shit. 0.99

02:26:01.000 Well, when you watch it, and sometimes they hit, like, a really clever note, and you're like... 0.99

02:26:07.000 That's a kind of art.

02:26:09.000 It's a different kind of art.

02:26:10.000 It's a subset of comedy the way that like blues is like rock and roll is a subset of blues. 0.99

02:26:18.000 You do got to prepare for them motherfuckers. 1.00

02:26:20.000 They vicious. 1.00

02:26:20.000 I agree. 1.00

02:26:22.000 You're right.

02:26:22.000 You were going to roast battle one time.

02:26:24.000 I was like, you better write something.

02:26:27.000 It's a kind of art.

02:26:29.000 It's part of comedy.

02:26:31.000 But it's a part of comedy the same way country music is a part of rock and roll.

02:26:35.000 It's kind of connected, but it's a little different.

02:26:38.000 The girl who wrote the Rose Battle book, Julie Sebaugh, she says it's another pillar now in the whole genre of comedy.

02:26:44.000 I agree.

02:26:45.000 Sketch, stand-up, improv.

02:26:47.000 Here's the one that's missing.

02:26:49.000 Props.

02:26:50.000 Carrot Top got so goddamn successful, everybody else abandoned props. 0.94

02:26:54.000 Right, he's the guy, yeah. 0.83

02:26:55.000 Like, nobody's gonna be like, oh, he's not Carrot Top.

02:26:57.000 Exactly, you can't have props.

02:26:59.000 Gallagher had the best props to me.

02:27:01.000 Pretty good props.

02:27:03.000 Sledgehammer.

02:27:04.000 Yeah, everybody got plastic.

02:27:08.000 Plastic sheets, they would cover each other.

02:27:10.000 He would smash fruit.

02:27:11.000 Yeah, my dad used to watch Gallagher.

02:27:13.000 It'd be funny if Louis starts doing that, just starts jerking up in front of the crowd, and they got the shrink wrap over him.

02:27:18.000 Can you imagine if he did that?

02:27:20.000 Oh my god.

02:27:22.000 That would be funny.

02:27:23.000 Yeah, if you did it on Patreon.

02:27:24.000 Right.

02:27:25.000 They asked for it.

02:27:28.000 Or, what's he on?

02:27:30.000 OnlyFans?

02:27:30.000 Mm-hmm.

02:27:31.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:27:32.000 Oh, man, Louis CK's OnlyFans. 1.00

02:27:33.000 OnlyFans comedy.

02:27:35.000 Be lit.

02:27:36.000 We'll do that tomorrow.

02:27:37.000 Yeah.

02:27:37.000 OnlyFans?

02:27:38.000 He'll be jacking off all day.

02:27:39.000 Yeah.

02:27:39.000 Oh, well.

02:27:40.000 If people are paying, but they want to see it. 0.93

02:27:43.000 Yeah, if you had a choice, be poor or let people pay to watch you jack off. 1.00

02:27:49.000 Dog, it's shit. 1.00

02:27:50.000 I'm telling you, that pandemic lockdown changed the game. 1.00

02:27:53.000 There's so many small business...

02:27:55.000 Ladies and men out there who were doing the OnlyFans thing, I mean, they make a living off of it, bro.

02:28:01.000 OnlyFans made a lot of money. 0.98

02:28:02.000 How many single moms I know who were like, yeah, I quit my job, but I'm killing it right now. 1.00

02:28:06.000 Playing with their pussy at home. 1.00

02:28:09.000 I support the small business. 1.00

02:28:11.000 OnlyFans, you chase the game.

02:28:12.000 Here's the real question.

02:28:14.000 What's more embarrassing? 0.97

02:28:16.000 What sucks more? 0.85

02:28:18.000 What makes you feel worse? 0.99

02:28:20.000 Working a 12-hour shift at Denny's?

02:28:23.000 Or an hour in front of your computer?

02:28:26.000 Dog, I'm not working at Denny's.

02:28:28.000 I ain't working at Denny's. 1.00

02:28:29.000 Showing your butt. 0.99

02:28:30.000 Comedians flock to OnlyFans as the comedy world clutches pearls. 0.99

02:28:36.000 As the pandemic shutters comedy venues nationwide, female comics are trying out the not-safe-for-work subscription site.

02:28:45.000 But can stand-up culture handle the change?

02:28:48.000 Who writes this? 0.99

02:28:49.000 I would much rather do that than fucking telemarketing. 0.99

02:28:51.000 I just typed in comedy and see what was there. 1.00

02:28:53.000 What was your day job before you started killing us?

02:28:55.000 Look at this.

02:28:56.000 But can stand-up culture handle the change? 1.00

02:29:00.000 Who the fuck are you? 0.99

02:29:02.000 Who's running this? 1.00

02:29:03.000 We can't handle it, Brian!

02:29:08.000 You can't handle the truth!

02:29:10.000 I can't.

02:29:11.000 Imagine.

02:29:12.000 Can it handle the change?

02:29:13.000 Oh, I don't know.

02:29:15.000 You think it's gonna be okay? 1.00

02:29:16.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:29:17.000 I'd rather be jacking off than working at Denny's. 1.00

02:29:19.000 Thank you.

02:29:20.000 Like, would you really be upset if one of your friends used to be a secretary and she hated her job and she made, you know, what does the secretary make? 1.00

02:29:32.000 I don't even fuck. 0.99

02:29:33.000 What is that? 1.00

02:29:33.000 Are they still? 1.00

02:29:34.000 Not enough.

02:29:35.000 Yeah.

02:29:35.000 Are they called personal assistants now, right?

02:29:37.000 Not secretaries anymore? 0.60

02:29:38.000 I'm a bit of executive assistants.

02:29:39.000 Well, maybe they could make enough.

02:29:40.000 You could be a paid secretary or executive assistant, but you could probably just hate your boss. 0.71

02:29:47.000 I mean, listen, we're talking about sex work, right? 0.56

02:29:49.000 So, I mean, it just depends on if that's embarrassing to you. 0.99

02:29:54.000 There's teachers and shit that got OnlyFans on the side. 1.00

02:29:56.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.97

02:29:57.000 Yeah.

02:29:58.000 Cops can't because you get fired. 0.99

02:29:59.000 She could put a gopher mask on and masturbate in front of a camera and make way more money than she makes at Sears. 1.00

02:30:07.000 Why wouldn't she do that? 1.00

02:30:09.000 Why wouldn't she do that? 1.00

02:30:11.000 There's a girl who wears clown makeup and gets fucked or fucks herself. 1.00

02:30:12.000 Of course there is. 1.00

02:30:15.000 There's probably a hundred of them. 0.99

02:30:17.000 There's probably like anti-clown girl masturbate lady. 1.00

02:30:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:30:22.000 And they're making dough. 0.99

02:30:23.000 I mean, subscriptions for what?

02:30:25.000 Yeah, for almost like, you know, streaming prices.

02:30:27.000 100%.

02:30:28.000 Yeah.

02:30:29.000 Yeah, hopefully they don't get to that, but if times get hard, I'll fuck on the OnlyFans. 1.00

02:30:32.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:30:34.000 If times get hard. 1.00

02:30:35.000 Yo, just do that.

02:30:36.000 I'll just do it. 1.00

02:30:37.000 Shit. 1.00

02:30:38.000 I mean, yeah, instead of like, yeah, I was telemarketing when I started stand-up, so yeah, I'd much rather do that. 1.00

02:30:43.000 Me too, I did that bullshit. 0.96

02:30:44.000 I used to call niggas and be like, yeah, sir, would you like to get a Discover card? 1.00

02:30:47.000 They'd be like, nigger, please. 1.00

02:31:01.000 Do you remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club? 0.97

02:31:06.000 Oh yeah, the Columbia House?

02:31:07.000 Yeah, we did like 50 CDs for one cent.

02:31:10.000 And then afterwards you had to be a part of a subscription, but nobody paid them. 1.00

02:31:14.000 Yeah, yeah, I signed my mama for that shit. 1.00

02:31:17.000 She beat my ass. 1.00

02:31:18.000 I want to know, what kind of Ponzi scheme was that? 1.00

02:31:22.000 Because where did all that money go?

02:31:24.000 Who made the money?

02:31:25.000 They sent you a bill.

02:31:26.000 Everybody got free CDs. 1.00

02:31:29.000 That's how niggas got the motherfuckers. 1.00

02:31:32.000 You remember when Girls Gone Wild came out? 1.00

02:31:34.000 Right.

02:31:35.000 And they just took your credit card number. 1.00

02:31:36.000 You was just getting videos and naked shit every month. 1.00

02:31:38.000 Wouldn't even stop it. 1.00

02:31:40.000 Yeah, you couldn't get disconnected.

02:31:42.000 You'd have to change your credit card.

02:31:44.000 Just crush your interest rates.

02:31:46.000 Yeah, you ordering a Girls Gone Wild. 0.99

02:31:48.000 Man, my daddy had a Girls Gone Wild coming to the house every motherfucking week. 1.00

02:31:51.000 Well, if it wasn't that, I don't know about Girls Gone Wild. 0.98

02:31:54.000 I have no knowledge about that.

02:31:55.000 But if there was something else, there was a bunch of different things that they did, like different self-help subscriptions you would sign up for.

02:32:02.000 The early days of credit cards, no one knew what was going on.

02:32:06.000 Right.

02:32:07.000 Credit cards aren't that old, right?

02:32:08.000 They're like from the 80s.

02:32:09.000 I used to play pool with a guy who went to jail for making fake American Express cards. 0.99

02:32:14.000 Damn. 0.99

02:32:15.000 Yeah, his name was International Sal. 1.00

02:32:17.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:32:17.000 That sounds like a nigga that need to go to. 1.00

02:32:19.000 He was probably doing that. 0.95

02:32:20.000 International Sal was a big pool gambler.

02:32:23.000 How many pool gamblers did you know?

02:32:24.000 I knew a lot.

02:32:28.000 Yeah, I was a misfit when I was in my 20s, and when I went from Boston to New York, I didn't have any friends, and I started hanging out at this pool hall, and I met a bunch of dudes at the pool hall.

02:32:40.000 A buddy of mine was a comic, my friend John Tobin, who also was a manager at this pool hall.

02:32:47.000 He would do a shift.

02:32:53.000 And he was a comic, and we would hang out there.

02:32:55.000 And we all, like, he and I would like, this is a wild, crazy place. 0.98

02:32:59.000 Some really fucking interesting people. 0.96

02:33:02.000 A lot of professional gamblers and a lot of addicts and a lot of people that were just like homeless folks who would just come in and hang out. 0.96

02:33:09.000 So that was like my early 20s.

02:33:11.000 Okay.

02:33:12.000 Pool gambling. 1.00

02:33:13.000 Damn, people still did that shit. 1.00

02:33:15.000 Yeah, dude, when I was in New York City in like the early 90s, there was a ton of dudes who would just be hanging around pool halls trying to get games and gambling. 1.00

02:33:27.000 And they didn't have any jobs.

02:33:28.000 They slept on park benches.

02:33:30.000 They slept under pool tables. 1.00

02:33:32.000 Damn. 1.00

02:33:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:33:33.000 For the love of some fucking billiards. 1.00

02:33:35.000 It wasn't that. 0.99

02:33:36.000 It's just like they could kind of barely get by that way, and that was better than a job.

02:33:40.000 Right. 1.00

02:33:41.000 They would rather get by that way, barely, than wear a suit and show up at a fucking office. 0.99

02:33:48.000 Well, let me ask you a question. 1.00

02:33:48.000 Would you rather be shooting pool or jacking off in front of your camera? 1.00

02:33:54.000 It depends on how much you can make shooting pool.

02:34:01.000 I mean, what kind of money are we talking about?

02:34:03.000 Everybody says, I would never jerk off in front of a camera. 0.77

02:34:07.000 You wouldn't jerk off in front of a camera for $89 billion. 0.98

02:34:10.000 Yeah, you would. 0.97

02:34:11.000 You'd be like, wait, for how long?

02:34:12.000 I'd jack off in front of a camera for $89,000.

02:34:14.000 Right.

02:34:15.000 You'd be like...

02:34:17.000 Bro, I'm telling you. 0.98

02:34:17.000 Write it right now, nigga. 0.98

02:34:19.000 I'm telling you. 0.94

02:34:19.000 Well, $89. 0.94

02:34:21.000 There's guys who do it for $89.

02:34:23.000 There was a Reddit thread about the value of semen for alive U.S. presidents, and Obama's was the most.

02:34:31.000 What?

02:34:32.000 He should sell it.

02:34:33.000 He should get on eBay.

02:34:34.000 Dog, I'm saying. 0.99

02:34:36.000 Imagine if Michelle left Barack and he just started selling his sperm. 1.00

02:34:40.000 I'm saying! 1.00

02:34:43.000 Slinging cum? 0.99

02:34:45.000 If you're a famous guy, if you're a famous guy, like The Rock, if The Rock wanted to sell his cum, damn much he gets... 1.00

02:34:52.000 Damn. 0.99

02:34:56.000 Imagine. 1.00

02:34:57.000 Just imagine.

02:34:59.000 Just imagine.

02:35:00.000 I'm not saying you should buy it.

02:35:02.000 I'm not saying you should.

02:35:03.000 I don't support this in any way.

02:35:05.000 But imagine the world.

02:35:07.000 Look, if we can imagine Nazis, we can imagine a world where the rock sales has come.

02:35:12.000 What's the price of nut, though?

02:35:14.000 Well, it's negotiable.

02:35:16.000 He can only do two a day.

02:35:18.000 Who's evaluating it being like, well, this is pretty good.

02:35:21.000 The market, same as Sotheby's.

02:35:23.000 And then buy a painting.

02:35:24.000 Uncut gems and cut gems.

02:35:26.000 Right.

02:35:27.000 Like, how much can I sell a ounce of nut for?

02:35:29.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:35:30.000 If you want to see a fucking car auction, those Barrett-Jackson car auctions, it's all about demand. 1.00

02:35:37.000 It's all about demand. 1.00

02:35:39.000 God.

02:35:40.000 We got one of The Rock's nuts from 2017. That was a good year.

02:35:45.000 Let's go!

02:35:45.000 That was a good year.

02:35:46.000 He signed The Rock.

02:35:48.000 Signed. 1.00

02:35:49.000 He signs the fucking test tube. 1.00

02:35:51.000 It's like they open the jar. 1.00

02:35:53.000 It's all fucking dry ice, steam. 1.00

02:35:58.000 By the rocks cum. 1.00

02:36:00.000 Cryogenically frozen, the rocks cum.

02:36:02.000 That's worth a million dollars.

02:36:04.000 So in my mind, 100% it's a million dollars at least.

02:36:09.000 We're being conservative here, okay?

02:36:12.000 If The Rock can jerk off twice a day, he makes $2 million a day minimum. 1.00

02:36:18.000 Damn. 1.00

02:36:18.000 That's a chick. 1.00

02:36:20.000 Dog.

02:36:20.000 Yeah.

02:36:21.000 I mean, you try to sell your catalog.

02:36:23.000 $60 million a year.

02:36:24.000 A month, rather.

02:36:25.000 $60 million a month.

02:36:26.000 I think about how many times I jacked off this week.

02:36:28.000 I've been bawling.

02:36:30.000 I've been bawling, literally. 0.80

02:36:31.000 Can you imagine if The Rock jerked off twice a day and sold it and he made billions of dollars? 0.88

02:36:39.000 He'd be the new Elon Musk. 0.83

02:36:41.000 This is what I want to know. 0.99

02:36:43.000 Who will take all these goddamn kids, though? 1.00

02:36:46.000 Who's responsible? 0.99

02:36:47.000 Does he have to give a percentage of that to child support?

02:36:52.000 Right. 0.97

02:36:54.000 That's how they get a nigga. 1.00

02:36:55.000 That's like the lottery, right? 0.99

02:36:56.000 Yeah, that's how they get a nigga. 1.00

02:37:01.000 Child support bringing your whole worth down? 0.98

02:37:03.000 That's crazy.

02:37:04.000 Because you technically are the father.

02:37:06.000 Just because you didn't experience pleasure, that is your child.

02:37:10.000 Right.

02:37:11.000 They would appeal to you on a moral level.

02:37:13.000 That is your child.

02:37:14.000 Yeah, it's your child. 1.00

02:37:15.000 Just like in that one movie, She Hate Me, with Anthony Mackie, when he fucked all them hoes, when he was giving his sperm out. 1.00

02:37:21.000 You seen that? 0.99

02:37:22.000 I didn't.

02:37:23.000 You gotta watch that.

02:37:23.000 Well, then I would make sure it might come a spoil first.

02:37:26.000 Like, it's gotta be dead.

02:37:28.000 Throw hot sauce on it.

02:37:29.000 Spoil.

02:37:29.000 Isn't that what Drake did?

02:37:31.000 Didn't he throw hot sauce in his condom? 0.50

02:37:34.000 Yeah, that was like the rumor.

02:37:35.000 I don't know if it's real, but yeah.

02:37:36.000 Of course it's not real.

02:37:37.000 Okay.

02:37:37.000 It's like the Steven Seagal story from Ukraine.

02:37:41.000 Like, just because it's not real doesn't mean it's not funny and you shouldn't tell it.

02:37:46.000 That's awesome.

02:37:47.000 So you're going to sell a bunch of fake dope, fake nut Like you still sell basil and oregano as weed?

02:37:52.000 No, no, no.

02:37:53.000 You can't do that.

02:37:54.000 You gotta be a man.

02:37:55.000 You gotta be a man. 0.99

02:37:56.000 You gotta sell your real cum. 0.99

02:37:57.000 And as you get older, it's like, you know, it's more precious because you don't have as much. 0.96

02:38:02.000 It's like diamonds.

02:38:03.000 It's like De Beers. 1.00

02:38:04.000 I keep that shit squirreled away for a reason. 0.99

02:38:07.000 Yeah, you get some of that Frank Thomas from Nugenics. 1.00

02:38:09.000 You'll be alright. 0.99

02:38:12.000 Sold my cum on NFT. Yeah, cum is only valuable when a woman wants it. 1.00

02:38:18.000 Right. 0.99

02:38:18.000 Right, which is like, how much time do you, at what point in time do you, like, you can keep it? 0.99

02:38:23.000 Auctioning off cum. 0.92

02:38:26.000 There's certain people that can do it. 0.99

02:38:28.000 Right, it's a select few, right.

02:38:30.000 You're in that group, bro. 1.00

02:38:32.000 If a woman could show an NFT of her asshole, like, how many women can make money doing that? 1.00

02:38:38.000 There's a lot. 1.00

02:38:39.000 Ugh.

02:38:40.000 I know.

02:38:41.000 It's gross. 0.98

02:38:41.000 But it's the same thing as who's buying cum. 0.98

02:38:44.000 Like, what are people doing?

02:38:45.000 What are people doing? 1.00

02:38:47.000 Motherfuckers will buy that shit. 1.00

02:38:48.000 What are people doing? 1.00

02:38:49.000 They're distracted. 0.73

02:38:49.000 They're distracted by all kinds of nonsense. 0.73

02:38:51.000 I mean, that's crazy. 0.90

02:38:53.000 People out there. 0.99

02:38:54.000 Because that would be like one of the greatest heists ever if you could get Barack Obama's cum. 0.99

02:38:58.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

02:38:59.000 That sounds so fucking horrible. 0.99

02:39:01.000 It sounds terrible. 0.99

02:39:02.000 It does.

02:39:03.000 But imagine a world where that wasn't a moral quandary.

02:39:07.000 It wasn't a giant issue.

02:39:09.000 He's sorry, Michelle.

02:39:10.000 I'm not saying it's going to happen. 1.00

02:39:13.000 Bill Clinton might be like, fuck it. 1.00

02:39:15.000 And look, you can take a nigga nut. 1.00

02:39:16.000 That ain't guaranteed your kid going to be a president. 1.00

02:39:19.000 He motherfucker might be a crackhead at a pool hall. 1.00

02:39:21.000 You dig what I'm saying? 1.00

02:39:22.000 Yes.

02:39:22.000 True.

02:39:23.000 True.

02:39:25.000 Most likely.

02:39:25.000 Who's else?

02:39:26.000 Obama?

02:39:27.000 Most likely not going to be a president.

02:39:30.000 Most likely, there's no way he could be a president.

02:39:32.000 Right. 0.99

02:39:33.000 Like, what fucking percent? 0.99

02:39:34.000 The president is like the number one least likely job you would ever have. 0.99

02:39:39.000 Right, though.

02:39:41.000 It's only one of them.

02:39:43.000 Yeah.

02:39:43.000 If you said, like, there's no guarantee that if the only problem is the last name.

02:39:49.000 If he gets the last name.

02:39:50.000 It's Obama.

02:39:51.000 Get the last name.

02:39:52.000 Like, the Kennedys?

02:39:54.000 Yeah, that Kennedy last name.

02:39:56.000 You know, there was JFK, there was Bobby Kennedy.

02:39:59.000 You know, how many Bushes have we had?

02:40:01.000 I'm shooting my nut out there for money.

02:40:02.000 I want to be anonymous. 1.00

02:40:03.000 I don't want to know them motherfuckers. 1.00

02:40:04.000 Fuck them kids. 1.00

02:40:05.000 I mean, there are sperm banks. 1.00

02:40:07.000 I guess they already do this.

02:40:08.000 There are sperm banks. 1.00

02:40:08.000 You bought it, bitch. 1.00

02:40:09.000 You take that motherfucker. 1.00

02:40:10.000 You bought the nut. 1.00

02:40:11.000 You take what come with it.

02:40:14.000 You bought it. 1.00

02:40:15.000 You bought this motherfucker. 1.00

02:40:16.000 You broke it, you bought it. 1.00

02:40:17.000 Yeah, that's what I would have to do. 0.99

02:40:18.000 I would have to sign a motherfucking NDA. Yeah, NDA. A nut disclosure agreement, bitch. 1.00

02:40:38.000 Oh my god, that's perfect. 1.00

02:40:40.000 Fuck them kids. 1.00

02:40:41.000 Fuck them kids. 1.00

02:40:44.000 They can't have a name. 1.00

02:40:45.000 Hell no.

02:40:46.000 You can buy a name for a separate fee.

02:40:47.000 You can be a give. 1.00

02:40:48.000 That little motherfucker can be my name. 1.00

02:40:51.000 Imagine if you just jerked off into a cup for a living. 1.00

02:40:55.000 That's your move. 0.99

02:40:56.000 And you realize, listen, I can make $1,000 a load.

02:40:59.000 I don't have to talk to nobody. 0.99

02:41:00.000 I just have to jerk. 1.00

02:41:02.000 Fuck a job. 1.00

02:41:03.000 I mean... 1.00

02:41:04.000 Your jizz is worth at least a thousand dollars. 0.99

02:41:07.000 But I had to take a week or two off because, you know what I'm saying, I ain't going to want to fuck no hoes. 1.00

02:41:10.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

02:41:11.000 I know, that's going to be a problem. 1.00

02:41:12.000 Post-nut clarity is a motherfucker. 0.99

02:41:13.000 You have to decide how much money you want to make in a week. 0.99

02:41:16.000 Right. 0.99

02:41:17.000 You don't have to fucking do it every day. 0.95

02:41:19.000 But if you thought about, like, if there was an ingredient, if you wanted a child, and there was an ingredient that you can add to an egg that would make a person 100% of the time, How much is that worth? 0.99

02:41:32.000 Damn. 0.97

02:41:33.000 Maybe we could make it synthetic. 1.00

02:41:34.000 You don't need real nuts.

02:41:36.000 Bro, that's how the robots take over. 0.98

02:41:38.000 That's how the next version of humans with no emotions take over.

02:41:43.000 You don't want that.

02:41:45.000 What we are right now, we're flexible.

02:41:49.000 We can get along. 0.99

02:41:50.000 They're already making test tube babies and shit with eye colors and shit like that. 1.00

02:41:54.000 That's what I hear, but I don't know if that's true because I don't fucking research it. 0.99

02:41:58.000 We're the misinformation crew. 0.95

02:41:59.000 Come on now.

02:42:00.000 Maybe the misinformation.

02:42:01.000 But Musk is building those humanoid robots.

02:42:04.000 No, no, no.

02:42:06.000 He's not building humanoid robots.

02:42:08.000 What are they?

02:42:08.000 Where'd you hear that?

02:42:10.000 Can we look that up?

02:42:10.000 Elon?

02:42:11.000 Yeah, Elon Musk.

02:42:12.000 They said they're putting more money into robots, and they're pushing back on Tesla production.

02:42:21.000 Well, he's doing a bunch of stuff, right?

02:42:24.000 One thing he's doing is this Neuralink.

02:42:27.000 Yeah, I don't want that.

02:42:28.000 It says Tesla is working on humanoid robots.

02:42:30.000 I don't want that.

02:42:31.000 A prototype is supposedly coming sometime next year.

02:42:34.000 I don't want that.

02:42:34.000 What?

02:42:34.000 When is this?

02:42:35.000 Oh, I'm saying.

02:42:36.000 Oh, this is like last year, 2021. He's been saying this.

02:42:39.000 No, that's kind of, we don't need that.

02:42:41.000 I don't think that, this is where I got it confused.

02:42:43.000 I don't think they're like abandoning anything else.

02:42:45.000 Why do we need it?

02:42:46.000 No, they said they were going to push back.

02:42:47.000 Yeah, because he wants to really work on these.

02:42:49.000 But I don't understand.

02:42:49.000 Why do we need a robot person?

02:42:52.000 We've seen all the movies.

02:42:54.000 We know what happens. 1.00

02:42:55.000 I don't know that motherfucker too strong. 0.99

02:42:57.000 Terminator 2, come on now. 1.00

02:42:58.000 Fuck you up. 1.00

02:42:59.000 I don't want it. 1.00

02:43:00.000 So he's gonna push back because he wants more resources for the robots?

02:43:04.000 I don't know if it's resources, but I just read it literally on BBC last week.

02:43:08.000 So what did he say?

02:43:09.000 He said that what they want to do is develop new robots.

02:43:13.000 Like, what is he saying?

02:43:13.000 He said they'll handle tasks that are unsafe, repetitive, or boring.

02:43:18.000 Oh my god, that's how it begins. 0.92

02:43:20.000 Like, jerking people off. 0.99

02:43:22.000 What's more unsafe, repetitive, or boring than jerking people off? 1.00

02:43:27.000 The number one death in America is your dick getting ripped off by a robot? 1.00

02:43:31.000 If they're all in a room, if they're on a glass room, executive room, and they go, do we want to make money or not? 1.00

02:43:36.000 Are we playing games here? 0.87

02:43:38.000 We need these hot robots that would jerk guys off. 1.00

02:43:41.000 Let's cut the shit. 1.00

02:43:42.000 Let's just have them wander through the streets. 1.00

02:43:45.000 Well, they got them sex dolls. 1.00

02:43:45.000 New slaves. 1.00

02:43:46.000 With the sex dolls, if you turn them into robots, I wouldn't fuck no robot pussy. 1.00

02:43:49.000 You wouldn't fuck a robot pussy until it became seductive. 1.00

02:43:54.000 I mean, I've seen Ex Machina. 1.00

02:43:55.000 Until it became so interesting.

02:43:57.000 Oh no.

02:43:57.000 Until it became so soft and supple and it looked you in the eyes, Freddy.

02:44:01.000 And it didn't care about anything but you.

02:44:04.000 And just start stroking the back of your neck.

02:44:07.000 And you're like, is this a robot?

02:44:08.000 What is happening?

02:44:10.000 Right, I mean, they're gonna make it better.

02:44:12.000 This robot with a perfect face that speaks to your DNA. They made that one movie.

02:44:17.000 What's it called?

02:44:17.000 Ex Machina.

02:44:18.000 Ex Machina.

02:44:19.000 Yeah, but that lady was see-through. 1.00

02:44:21.000 And that guy still wanted a fucker. 1.00

02:44:22.000 Imagine what... 1.00

02:44:23.000 Imagine a see-through pussy. 1.00

02:44:25.000 Imagine one that wasn't at all any different than you biologically. 1.00

02:44:29.000 It was just created from a computer. 1.00

02:44:32.000 And you would fuck it. 1.00

02:44:32.000 Like weird science. 1.00

02:44:34.000 Yeah, weird science.

02:44:35.000 But here's my thing. 0.99

02:44:35.000 I would have fucked shit out of that weird science. 0.99

02:44:37.000 See, so you're saying the same thing. 0.99

02:44:38.000 By the way, she used to be married to Steven Seagal.

02:44:42.000 She was married to Steven Seagal. 1.00

02:44:44.000 She was bad as fuck. 1.00

02:44:45.000 She was so cool. 1.00

02:44:46.000 Back to Steven Seagal. 1.00

02:44:47.000 Damn. 1.00

02:44:48.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:44:48.000 What I'm saying is if they had a robot that was indistinguishable from a person. 0.99

02:44:53.000 Like our idea as a robot has to have like screws and bolts and shit. 0.95

02:44:57.000 But what if it's a robot where it's like artificial skin, artificial flesh, but all of it mirrors. 0.97

02:45:04.000 And you knew it was a robot? 0.99

02:45:05.000 And you could turn the bitch on and off whenever you want to? 1.00

02:45:07.000 Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 1.00

02:45:09.000 Nah, I need a switch on the bitch. 1.00

02:45:10.000 Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 1.00

02:45:12.000 Because if I could have that, I'd marry the hoe. 1.00

02:45:15.000 You say that, Freddie.

02:45:17.000 Freddie, this thing is not really a person, but it kind of is really close to a person. 1.00

02:45:23.000 Do it look and feel like real pussy. 1.00

02:45:25.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:45:26.000 Better. 1.00

02:45:27.000 Better than real pussy. 1.00

02:45:28.000 It's got it figured out. 1.00

02:45:29.000 Whoa.

02:45:30.000 And Freddie, Freddie. 1.00

02:45:31.000 Like some Terminator 2 pussy. 1.00

02:45:33.000 And Freddie, it loves you. 1.00

02:45:36.000 It loves you. 1.00

02:45:37.000 Does it have a fuck out? 1.00

02:45:38.000 It loves everything about you. 1.00

02:45:39.000 I don't need that bitch to love me. 1.00

02:45:40.000 I need it to have an on and off switch. 1.00

02:45:42.000 But it loves everything about you.

02:45:43.000 I just need an on and off switch.

02:45:45.000 It wants to hug you and care for you and it's always there for you, Freddie.

02:45:48.000 I don't want that. 1.00

02:45:48.000 I just want some pussy. 1.00

02:45:50.000 Freddie don't crave intimacy. 1.00

02:45:54.000 That's basically what he's saying here.

02:45:55.000 I don't need intimacy.

02:45:56.000 Maybe not from humans.

02:45:57.000 Maybe Freddie's doing a commercial for these robots like two years later.

02:46:00.000 I mean, you almost loved me.

02:46:01.000 I was like, wow, she loves me.

02:46:03.000 I'm like, man.

02:46:04.000 She loves you.

02:46:05.000 I'm so emotionally stunted.

02:46:07.000 I'm like, Jesus, this is perfect.

02:46:08.000 Haven't we done that kind of with dogs?

02:46:10.000 Yeah, right. 0.99

02:46:11.000 I ain't fucking my dogs, though. 0.99

02:46:13.000 No, no, no. 1.00

02:46:14.000 But the love that your dog gives you, it doesn't have to be sex, but the love that your dog gives you is unmatched. 1.00

02:46:20.000 I seen a bitch kiss a wolf. 1.00

02:46:23.000 You seen that shit? 1.00

02:46:24.000 The bitch tongue. 1.00

02:46:26.000 Tongue kissing a motherfucking wolf. 1.00

02:46:28.000 I'm not surprised. 1.00

02:46:30.000 I'm not surprised.

02:46:30.000 I was like, what?

02:46:31.000 It was a bunch of wolves. 1.00

02:46:32.000 They came and they tongue down the bitch. 1.00

02:46:33.000 You remember I posted that shit? 1.00

02:46:35.000 I saw that, yeah. 1.00

02:46:35.000 That shit was crazy. 1.00

02:46:36.000 I thought them wolves were going to run the train on that bitch. 1.00

02:46:39.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:46:39.000 Wolf pussy. 1.00

02:46:43.000 If a woman can have a wolf as a pet, that's like number one. 1.00

02:46:46.000 Right.

02:46:46.000 I don't think they was pets.

02:46:47.000 She was just in the woods fucking with some wolves. 1.00

02:46:49.000 I mean, a wolf is cool. 1.00

02:46:51.000 What the fuck is cool about a wolf? 0.98

02:46:53.000 You seen Game of Thrones? 0.99

02:46:55.000 Nah, I ain't eating people.

02:46:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:46:57.000 I'm not fucking with no wolf, nigga. 1.00

02:46:59.000 Dude, you know how hilarious that is? 1.00

02:47:00.000 This conversation right here about wolves. 0.97

02:47:05.000 That wolf is so fucking cool. 0.99

02:47:06.000 Give me a fox or a wolf. 1.00

02:47:07.000 Look at this crazy lady. 1.00

02:47:09.000 Man, she ain't kissing the fucking wolf. 1.00

02:47:10.000 He's loving it, though. 1.00

02:47:11.000 His eyes are closed. 1.00

02:47:12.000 Damn, he's going in. 1.00

02:47:13.000 He's ready to fuck. 1.00

02:47:14.000 He's ready. 1.00

02:47:15.000 Plus, she's probably got a bunch of salt and sweet stuff around her face. 1.00

02:47:18.000 He's tasting her.

02:47:20.000 And he's also letting her nervous her. 1.00

02:47:21.000 Ain't no fucking way, nigga. 1.00

02:47:27.000 Do you know that during the World War I that they stopped the fighting between the Germans and the Russians to fight off wolves? 0.99

02:47:37.000 They made a truce.

02:47:38.000 There was that many wolves.

02:47:40.000 They were fighting in like They were getting shot.

02:47:45.000 They were leaving behind wounded people.

02:47:47.000 The wounded people would get attacked by wolves.

02:47:49.000 And so the wolves started figuring out that these battlegrounds, where you hear these bangs go off, that that meant that there was going to be wounded people.

02:47:59.000 Somehow or another, I don't know how wolves figure it out, but they come close to each other.

02:48:05.000 Soldiers on World War I's Eastern Front fought a common enemy, wolves.

02:48:10.000 So these people would get hurt.

02:48:12.000 They would get hurt.

02:48:13.000 And then these wolves would show up and just start eating these people alive. 1.00

02:48:18.000 Like, fuck that. 1.00

02:48:19.000 Guy gets shot in the leg and can't run away and a wolf just takes him down and eats him dick first. 1.00

02:48:24.000 That was real. 1.00

02:48:25.000 Dick first. 0.96

02:48:26.000 Dick first. 0.99

02:48:27.000 Dick first. 0.99

02:48:28.000 So the military, we need that.

02:48:29.000 U.S. military needs just like a pack of wolves.

02:48:31.000 Dude, but this is a real thing that happened.

02:48:33.000 Like, imagine how crazy it is.

02:48:35.000 The Russians and the Germans. 0.90

02:48:37.000 There's an article on Meat Eater about it.

02:48:40.000 Because they kind of question...

02:48:41.000 Like, I told this to Steve Rinelli.

02:48:43.000 He's like, what?

02:48:43.000 That's crazy.

02:48:44.000 And then it turns out it's true.

02:48:46.000 Which is...

02:48:47.000 I'm not 100% on those.

02:48:48.000 I'm like 8 out of 10 on those.

02:48:52.000 Sometimes I got some stories that is just straight up horseshit.

02:48:55.000 But that one turned out to be real. 0.88

02:48:57.000 They really did have a ceasefire between the Nazis and the Soviets.

02:49:04.000 That's, I mean, that's beautiful. 1.00

02:49:06.000 It's wild shit. 0.99

02:49:08.000 The Russians and the Germans decide, I don't think it was the Nazis back then, right? 1.00

02:49:13.000 Not Nazis, sorry.

02:49:14.000 My apologies. 0.99

02:49:15.000 The Germans and the Soviets in World War I, and they talked to each other and they said, we gotta fight these fucking wolves. 1.00

02:49:22.000 All they had to do was send that bitch down there to kiss all them motherfuckers. 1.00

02:49:25.000 Though seemingly far-fetched, it turns out these claims are mostly accurate. 1.00

02:49:29.000 Historians estimate that soldiers killed hundreds of wolves during the war and that the surviving wolves fled to escape a carnage the like of which they had never encountered.

02:49:42.000 So this is just these soldiers decided, for a brief moment, read this, a kind of peace spread across the battlefield even though gunshots and grenade explosions continued to ring out.

02:49:59.000 But listen to this, even though gunshots and grenade explosions are going off, at least they don't have to worry about wolves.

02:50:05.000 They're comfortable that they can just fight people.

02:50:08.000 They don't have to fight these animals that are gonna eat them.

02:50:11.000 See, so that would create peace. 0.97

02:50:13.000 Like, okay, yeah, we're all humans and we gotta kill these other animals. 0.99

02:50:15.000 That human nature takes back over again. 0.98

02:50:18.000 It's like what Ronald Reagan said, we all become like a group.

02:50:22.000 We're all a community.

02:50:23.000 But that's what we're supposed to be. 1.00

02:50:24.000 A wolf will fuck you up. 1.00

02:50:26.000 So go send some wolves to the Ukraine and Russia. 1.00

02:50:29.000 Let's get a peace treaty cracking. 1.00

02:50:31.000 Yeah, but wolves can't fuck with the guns we have now. 0.99

02:50:33.000 Right, we got missiles now. 0.99

02:50:35.000 This ain't World War I. AR-15s. 0.69

02:50:38.000 We got drones. 0.99

02:50:39.000 We're going to send robots to fuck you up from the sky. 1.00

02:50:41.000 I'll shoot the fuck out of wolves. 1.00

02:50:42.000 Germans used to recruit U.S. black soldiers back in World War I. Germany did? 1.00

02:50:49.000 Germany did. 0.77

02:50:50.000 They would use propaganda, like flyers, and they would pass them out to some of the black soldiers and be like, hey, you should fight for us because they don't respect you over there.

02:50:56.000 Really?

02:50:57.000 They did that in Vietnam, too.

02:50:58.000 There you go.

02:51:00.000 Well, they don't do that anymore, thankfully.

02:51:03.000 And thankfully, the government now is only honest. 0.95

02:51:06.000 So they had nigger Nazis? 1.00

02:51:07.000 No, this was before World War II, but they definitely did have black Nazis. 0.99

02:51:11.000 They did? 0.85

02:51:12.000 Yeah.

02:51:13.000 That's crazy.

02:51:13.000 See?

02:51:14.000 Now this is in Watchmen.

02:51:15.000 Oh, yeah.

02:51:15.000 But I knew about this before Watchmen.

02:51:17.000 So it says the World War I propaganda flyer and this week's The Watchmen was real.

02:51:22.000 Wow. 1.00

02:51:24.000 Dude, that whole war was made on bullshit. 1.00

02:51:29.000 It was all the Gulf of Tonkin incident. 1.00

02:51:31.000 They made up an attack. 0.98

02:51:34.000 There were black Nazis, though. 0.98

02:51:36.000 That's wild. 0.99

02:51:38.000 That's wild. 1.00

02:51:39.000 If you can get a Rachel Dolezal, you can get a black Nazi. 0.99

02:51:42.000 Right. 0.98

02:51:42.000 Don't you think? 0.98

02:51:43.000 Right.

02:51:43.000 It's just like you decide, you commit to a thing.

02:51:46.000 Whatever it is.

02:51:49.000 That white underbelly, the soft white underbelly YouTube thing I was talking about. 0.79

02:51:53.000 There's so many people there that are just so lost.

02:51:56.000 You realize that anybody could have got them.

02:51:57.000 The Moonies could have got them.

02:52:00.000 Any kind of cult could have got them. 0.98

02:52:01.000 The people get caught up in a place where they don't know what the fuck to do.

02:52:06.000 And then someone comes along and that someone has a thing that they can join. 0.58

02:52:11.000 Like a group they could be a part of.

02:52:13.000 Whatever it is.

02:52:14.000 Hey, we're all doing this.

02:52:15.000 That seems cool.

02:52:16.000 I'm going to go do that. 0.99

02:52:18.000 Our fucking problems is that people have too much power over other people when they're telling them what to do. 0.99

02:52:24.000 It's just too much. 0.99

02:52:26.000 When you get a guy who can force a war with Ukraine, who can just decide he's going to mobilize all these super sophisticated high-tech jets and shoot missiles and... 0.77

02:52:38.000 That's what they're trying to say about you and the COVID thing.

02:52:41.000 You know what I mean?

02:52:41.000 They're like, oh, he's got too much power.

02:52:43.000 Anybody who listens to Rogue and A, come on, man.

02:52:46.000 We have our own brains. 1.00

02:52:47.000 They're calling your listeners stupid. 1.00

02:52:49.000 Brian Moses is hitting all the hot topics today. 1.00

02:52:52.000 Dog, I'm in.

02:52:53.000 It's my man.

02:52:54.000 You know what I mean?

02:52:56.000 Leave him alone.

02:52:57.000 He's just a comic.

02:52:58.000 You're not supposed to have an opinion.

02:53:00.000 Right.

02:53:00.000 It's like one of the rare times in history where you're not supposed to have an opinion.

02:53:03.000 Right.

02:53:09.000 I wouldn't 100% say don't listen to me in terms of like don't do what I do, but don't stop me from talking about what I think.

02:53:16.000 Thank you.

02:53:17.000 It's not smart.

02:53:18.000 That's not smart for any of us.

02:53:20.000 For any of us.

02:53:21.000 We're having a conversation.

02:53:22.000 Everybody should be able to talk about what they think.

02:53:24.000 Let's figure this out.

02:53:26.000 If you're going to be real about it.

02:53:27.000 It's up to them to decide.

02:53:29.000 You can't tell me what I shouldn't think if I'm listening to my man right here. 0.67

02:53:32.000 You can't do my nigga like Papa John.

02:53:45.000 I'm sure he's evolved. 0.54

02:53:47.000 He's getting money.

02:53:48.000 He's involved in some way.

02:53:49.000 Yeah, they put Shaq in there. 0.98

02:53:50.000 They put the biggest nigga they can. 1.00

02:53:52.000 Y'all that gets niggas, we gonna put the biggest nigga in the country. 1.00

02:53:56.000 Come get this racist pizza. 1.00

02:53:57.000 Make sure your niggas eat this pizza. 1.00

02:53:59.000 Talking about the shakaroni. 1.00

02:54:00.000 Motherfucker don't want no shakaroni. 1.00

02:54:02.000 Shakaroni seems like... 0.99

02:54:04.000 There's a suggestion there.

02:54:06.000 Right?

02:54:07.000 I mean, look at what the shape of a pepperoni is.

02:54:09.000 Like, hey, why'd you come up with that word?

02:54:12.000 Shakaroni, man.

02:54:13.000 He said, yeah, Papa John's Pizza.

02:54:15.000 Shack.

02:54:17.000 I was talking to this hater at the Comedy Store one night.

02:54:20.000 It was hilarious.

02:54:21.000 It was a hilarious conversation.

02:54:23.000 Didn't make any sense.

02:54:24.000 Right. 0.99

02:54:24.000 There was a bunch of us in the hallway and some dude just goes, I heard Shaq's dick was small. 0.99

02:54:29.000 Damn. 1.00

02:54:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:54:30.000 And I was like, compared to what? 1.00

02:54:32.000 Like, how is that even possible?

02:54:34.000 Have you ever met him?

02:54:36.000 He's so big!

02:54:38.000 I mean, compared to what?

02:54:39.000 Compared to what?

02:54:41.000 There's nothing on him that's small. 1.00

02:54:43.000 But you want me to assume that his dick is? 1.00

02:54:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:54:46.000 It's like that makes him less than you? 1.00

02:54:48.000 Like, you won.

02:54:49.000 Finally, I won. 0.99

02:54:50.000 I mean, girls and guys scarred little dick rumors all the time. 0.99

02:54:54.000 Dudes might start it. 1.00

02:54:57.000 It's just the fact that a dude came up to you and that was what he wanted to talk to you about.

02:55:01.000 No, it wasn't that.

02:55:02.000 It was a bunch of us around.

02:55:04.000 It wasn't specifically me.

02:55:05.000 But I knew Shaq because I did Fear Factor with Shaq. 0.90

02:55:09.000 Shaq co-hosted an episode of Fear Factor.

02:55:11.000 Dude, I talked about it on stage.

02:55:13.000 It was like a six-year-old hanging out with his dad.

02:55:16.000 Me standing next to Shaq.

02:55:17.000 It's preposterous.

02:55:19.000 It is preposterous if we're the same thing.

02:55:22.000 He's so much bigger than me.

02:55:24.000 Dude, you gotta see the video of him.

02:55:26.000 Jamie, see if you can find it.

02:55:27.000 He was a fan of Fear Factor.

02:55:30.000 So it was like, he's the nicest guy too.

02:55:32.000 He's easy to hang out with.

02:55:33.000 He's very fun.

02:55:34.000 Very fun.

02:55:35.000 He's like a friendly, friendly guy.

02:55:37.000 But, you know, he would do the three, two, one, go!

02:55:41.000 Like, he did the countdown.

02:55:43.000 But, like, me and him standing next to each other is so hilarious. 1.00

02:55:46.000 Because it's so stupid. 0.99

02:55:48.000 Yeah, it's like twins, right? 1.00

02:55:49.000 It's worse than that.

02:55:51.000 Arnold is not as big in comparison to Danny Capito.

02:55:54.000 Yeah, Arnold is small compared to me.

02:55:57.000 That Manute Bowl and Muggsy Bogues picture? 0.96

02:55:59.000 Like that?

02:56:00.000 Yeah, well, it's like...

02:56:01.000 Yeah, that's close.

02:56:03.000 I'm taller than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

02:56:05.000 Yeah.

02:56:05.000 He was just a big, wide guy for the day.

02:56:08.000 You gotta think about that guy.

02:56:10.000 He's like 70 years old.

02:56:11.000 That means he was born at a time where we were talking about earlier, where people didn't have any food.

02:56:15.000 Right. 1.00

02:56:16.000 He fucked his housekeeper. 1.00

02:56:17.000 That was before the podcast, right? 1.00

02:56:19.000 That was. 1.00

02:56:19.000 He did fuck his housekeeper, allegedly. 1.00

02:56:21.000 He had a baby. 1.00

02:56:22.000 Allegedly.

02:56:23.000 It might have been Jesus' intervention.

02:56:24.000 Who knows?

02:56:25.000 That little baby look like a Mexican Arnold Schwarzenegger. 0.89

02:56:27.000 He does.

02:56:28.000 And he is.

02:56:28.000 He is.

02:56:30.000 Yeah.

02:56:31.000 Well, he's a handsome fella.

02:56:33.000 Can't deny that.

02:56:34.000 Yeah, definitely.

02:56:35.000 I mean, you've read all those books about Schwarzenegger.

02:56:37.000 He's inspirational.

02:56:39.000 I mean, just the guy, the confidence he would exude.

02:56:40.000 Did he get divorced after that?

02:56:41.000 Oh, man.

02:56:42.000 Dude, I'm a giant fan.

02:56:43.000 I love that guy.

02:56:43.000 I met him once.

02:56:44.000 He got divorced after that?

02:56:46.000 Yeah.

02:56:46.000 That was a wrap.

02:56:51.000 The guy's a savage. 0.99

02:56:54.000 He's an Austrian savage. 1.00

02:56:56.000 He's a big old giant man-tittied pecked savage. 1.00

02:57:00.000 Look at that! 1.00

02:57:01.000 Look at that!

02:57:02.000 That's preposterous.

02:57:04.000 Look at the size of him.

02:57:07.000 Oh, he was still in the league at this point.

02:57:09.000 I don't...

02:57:10.000 Yeah, I mean...

02:57:11.000 Because you guys were out in Orlando, so that's why he showed up.

02:57:14.000 Yeah, I don't know what team he was for.

02:57:15.000 Or Universal, LA. I'm sorry.

02:57:16.000 Was he playing for Orlando?

02:57:17.000 He was already on the Lakers.

02:57:18.000 Net zero.

02:57:19.000 Net zero.

02:57:20.000 Back in the Disney, son.

02:57:22.000 Back when I had hair. 1.00

02:57:23.000 Shit. 1.00

02:57:24.000 Back in the old days. 1.00

02:57:25.000 But it's just like the physical size difference.

02:57:27.000 Like, anybody thinks life is fair, look at a picture of me standing next to Shaq. 1.00

02:57:31.000 Yeah.

02:57:33.000 Life ain't fair.

02:57:34.000 That's not fair. 0.98

02:57:35.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

02:57:36.000 That's not fair. 0.99

02:57:37.000 I did a whole joke about the White House because there was a lady who was guarding the White House when a dude broke into it.

02:57:43.000 It was my 2016 triggered Netflix special.

02:57:47.000 They let this lady guard the White House. 1.00

02:57:49.000 She didn't even have a gun. 0.99

02:57:50.000 She was at the front door.

02:57:51.000 It was unlocked.

02:57:52.000 She was standing there.

02:57:53.000 Just one lady. 1.00

02:57:53.000 And this dude ran through. 1.00

02:57:55.000 And I'm like, that is... 1.00

02:57:57.000 That is the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard of. 1.00

02:57:59.000 You're gonna have the literal place where the president sleeps guarded by a lady and she doesn't have a gun. 1.00

02:58:05.000 And she sleeps.

02:58:06.000 And the door's not locked and the guy just runs through.

02:58:10.000 And did he get caught?

02:58:10.000 Yeah.

02:58:11.000 Okay.

02:58:12.000 Yeah, he got caught, but he got caught by some dude who was an off-duty cop who just happened to be on the job.

02:58:19.000 And this guy was running through the hallway.

02:58:22.000 What year was this?

02:58:24.000 I talked about in 2016. So it had to be like, I would guess like 14 or 15. The dude that ran in, was he white or black?

02:58:33.000 I don't know.

02:58:34.000 He had to be white.

02:58:35.000 I don't know.

02:58:35.000 Probably.

02:58:37.000 Is this woman still working there? 1.00

02:58:38.000 Was she there on January 6th?

02:58:40.000 Jesus.

02:58:40.000 I don't think so.

02:58:41.000 Different job.

02:58:42.000 She had to beat us. 0.98

02:58:43.000 She keeps failing upward.

02:58:47.000 Right.

02:58:48.000 Oh, should have did it again. 0.55

02:58:49.000 They all in here now. 1.00

02:58:50.000 All right, fuck. 1.00

02:58:50.000 They have shit. 1.00

02:58:51.000 All of them. 1.00

02:58:52.000 But my joke was the idea that men and women are different.

02:58:56.000 Of course we are.

02:58:57.000 And there's no equality.

02:58:59.000 That's why there's the Olympics.

02:59:01.000 And I was like, if I wanted to make a run at the White House, if I'm guarding the White House, if I'm standing at the front door of the White House and Shaq decides to go to the White House, I go, guess what? 0.99

02:59:14.000 I go, we're fucked. 1.00

02:59:18.000 That dude's dick is where my face is. 1.00

02:59:20.000 The White House is experiencing a Shaq attack. 1.00

02:59:24.000 I'm not saving the world.

02:59:25.000 Shaq attack.

02:59:27.000 But it was like standing next to him like, there's no fairness.

02:59:30.000 There ain't no fairness.

02:59:32.000 There's no fairness. 0.97

02:59:33.000 One, two, three, shoot.

02:59:35.000 Yeah, we gotta be nice to each other, but there ain't no fairness.

02:59:38.000 It's like, we get weird rolls of the dice, you know?

02:59:41.000 You see some person that's born with birth defects, or some person that's born confused, or those people that I was talking about that were inbred on that white underbelly show. 1.00

02:59:50.000 That's their fucking fault. 1.00

02:59:51.000 No, it's not. 1.00

02:59:52.000 Well, being born is not their fault, but it's their parents. 1.00

02:59:54.000 It's their parents' fault for fucking each other. 1.00

02:59:57.000 But their parents, the level of inbred these people were at, I bet their parents weren't even at fault. 1.00

03:00:04.000 I bet it was their parents' parents.

03:00:06.000 This is like multi-generational.

03:00:08.000 Systemic.

03:00:09.000 Oh my god, you gotta see what it looks like.

03:00:11.000 Pull it up, Jamie.

03:00:14.000 Throw the whole family away.

03:00:15.000 Inbred family in the Appalachias, and it's soft white underbelly on YouTube. 0.99

03:00:22.000 And they're down for this inbreed, and they're just like, this is cool, like, what you mean? 0.99

03:00:25.000 What the fuck? 0.98

03:00:26.000 I literally have no idea. 0.99

03:00:27.000 I just watched them talk, and they talked about their childhood, and it's super disturbing, man.

03:00:32.000 Yeah, it sounds like it.

03:00:33.000 And it just, again, it makes you realize that, like, you don't... 1.00

03:00:36.000 I mean, look at everybody in the fucking house, man. 0.99

03:00:38.000 I mean, at some point, you should be like, man, we retarded. 1.00

03:00:41.000 Come on, man. 0.99

03:00:42.000 We retarded as hell. 1.00

03:00:43.000 We need to start fucking each other. 1.00

03:00:44.000 But... 1.00

03:00:45.000 Come on, man.

03:00:46.000 There's no guidance there.

03:00:48.000 Jamie, give me some volume.

03:00:50.000 See that guy with the red shirt?

03:00:51.000 He learned how to communicate around dogs, so he only barks.

03:00:57.000 I remember Ray.

03:01:00.000 I photographed you, Ray.

03:01:01.000 Do you remember?

03:01:02.000 Years ago.

03:01:03.000 You hear that?

03:01:05.000 Dude, back that up.

03:01:06.000 This guy was raised by dogs, so he communicates like a dog.

03:01:13.000 Yo.

03:01:14.000 Look, man.

03:01:14.000 Ain't no crack involved in none of this.

03:01:16.000 What are your names?

03:01:16.000 Watch this.

03:01:18.000 I'm sorry.

03:01:22.000 Who's this?

03:01:23.000 His name's Ray.

03:01:24.000 Ray?

03:01:25.000 I remember Ray.

03:01:26.000 I photographed you, Ray.

03:01:27.000 Do you remember?

03:01:28.000 Years ago.

03:01:30.000 And your name is?

03:01:32.000 Lorraine.

03:01:32.000 Lorraine?

03:01:33.000 These people, like, make noises like a dog.

03:01:36.000 Like, this guy is communicating.

03:01:38.000 That dog's even looking at him like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

03:01:40.000 Okay, so who fucking who? 0.99

03:01:43.000 That's the problem. 0.99

03:01:45.000 Freddie, that just got this show canceled. 0.98

03:01:49.000 We were doing so well.

03:01:51.000 I thought we made progress.

03:01:53.000 That's the problem. 0.99

03:01:54.000 Everybody fucking, see? 0.99

03:01:56.000 Well, it's not their fault. 1.00

03:01:58.000 It's people long, long, long before them.

03:02:01.000 Throw the whole family away.

03:02:02.000 Somebody's gotta break the chain.

03:02:04.000 Well, this is like a possibility.

03:02:07.000 Like, imagine that there's video cameras, so someone's figured out how to film things, and then upload it to the internet, and you can watch it on your phone.

03:02:19.000 And at the same time, someone's child has been raised by dogs where he can't talk, and he's been inbred for so many generations that he can't communicate other than by barks.

03:02:34.000 So back that up and play that again. 0.80

03:02:36.000 And think about what's going on here.

03:02:37.000 Play this right here.

03:02:39.000 What's your favorite memory, Ray?

03:02:40.000 Do you remember anything about your life?

03:02:43.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1.00

03:02:45.000 Damn, Scooby-Doo. 1.00

03:02:46.000 This guy can't talk. 1.00

03:02:48.000 Scooby-Doo can talk.

03:02:49.000 What, bro, Shaggy? 0.51

03:02:50.000 You asked your other brother. 1.00

03:02:53.000 Shit. 1.00

03:02:54.000 Dog. 1.00

03:02:56.000 This is what's left of this guy.

03:02:59.000 He's just like chewing on bread, confused and barking like a dog.

03:03:04.000 So you lost your brother?

03:03:07.000 I don't know, Jamie, but I don't think he's going to pull out of this.

03:03:10.000 Well, I didn't mean that.

03:03:11.000 Jamie's like, maybe he's got time.

03:03:12.000 Maybe we're just being judgmental.

03:03:14.000 I meant more like he was only 27 years old.

03:03:17.000 I was going to say, he was like 18. I don't know.

03:03:20.000 But you have to look at this, this is the way I looked at it at least, and go, hey, that could be any of us.

03:03:26.000 We could have an unlucky roll of the dice, and you're born in that house. 0.98

03:03:30.000 Nah, my family wasn't fucking. 0.99

03:03:31.000 That could have been me. 1.00

03:03:33.000 But it could have been you if it wasn't, you know, your roll of the dice.

03:03:38.000 That's a different kind of roll of the dice, Joe.

03:03:39.000 I know, I know, but you're very fortunate that your situation...

03:03:43.000 I'm not saying anything about...

03:03:45.000 There's no way it could have happened with your family and you growing up, but imagine if you were born an inbred person in Appalachia. 1.00

03:03:54.000 We all could have been.

03:03:55.000 When we emerged into this existence, We didn't have any control whatsoever on where we were going to be born.

03:04:01.000 Imagine being this guy who can only bark like a dog. 1.00

03:04:06.000 That's sad as fuck. 1.00

03:04:06.000 It's sad as fuck. 1.00

03:04:08.000 It's crazy too. 1.00

03:04:09.000 God damn it. 0.99

03:04:11.000 It's crazy that this is possible. 0.99

03:04:13.000 This also could be a guy. 0.97

03:04:16.000 Imagine if this guy was raised right and he wasn't inbred, where he was a guy who would talk to you about his kids or what his hobby is, and maybe he likes to make carpentry and shit. 0.96

03:04:25.000 Who knows? 0.85

03:04:26.000 He could be like a regular guy who's fun to talk to.

03:04:29.000 It's interesting, though, because he knows he has to hold his pants up.

03:04:35.000 Yeah, but he probably can't afford a belt, man.

03:04:37.000 No, I hear that, but I'm saying, but he still has the wherewithal that he's still putting pants on.

03:04:41.000 Right.

03:04:41.000 You know, like, he's gonna hold these up and have pants on.

03:04:43.000 He don't think he a doll.

03:04:44.000 Is that Freddie's grade?

03:04:45.000 Right, right.

03:04:46.000 Just talk like one.

03:04:47.000 Right.

03:04:49.000 Right. 1.00

03:04:51.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

03:04:52.000 I mean, that is, yeah. 1.00

03:04:53.000 Imagine if that's your kid.

03:04:55.000 How do you eat with no teeth?

03:04:56.000 You don't eat well.

03:04:58.000 And they're not brushing their teeth, probably.

03:05:00.000 Nobody's taught them, probably.

03:05:01.000 That's why he's eating bread all day.

03:05:05.000 Because he can't eat something soft.

03:05:07.000 Exactly.

03:05:07.000 No dentist as a child.

03:05:09.000 Because he can't afford it or something like that.

03:05:11.000 And we're looking at this.

03:05:12.000 We don't really...

03:05:13.000 I don't have any idea where they live.

03:05:15.000 How removed they are from everybody.

03:05:17.000 Right.

03:05:18.000 I mean, there's tribes like that.

03:05:20.000 You're right.

03:05:20.000 In middles of continents that, you know...

03:05:23.000 But this is way worse because it's like a very small group of people that live in this one place and they're like known to be inbred.

03:05:30.000 So like it's within our lifetimes.

03:05:32.000 Well somebody and they family gotta stop the- Oh my god, it's called Odd?

03:05:36.000 It's called Odd?

03:05:38.000 Yeah.

03:05:39.000 Oh my god, it's an unincorporated community in Raleigh County, West Virginia.

03:05:46.000 Oh my god, a population 779, oh my god. 0.97

03:05:50.000 That is the hills have eyes, nigga, I'm straight. 1.00

03:05:52.000 It's going to cost me $399 to get there.

03:05:55.000 Imagine if you run out of gas there.

03:05:57.000 Oh, no.

03:05:57.000 Right.

03:05:59.000 Oh, my God.

03:06:00.000 No cell phone service.

03:06:02.000 You know, one of them...

03:06:02.000 They have a yoga class.

03:06:04.000 Oh, gentle yoga.

03:06:05.000 Gentle yoga. 1.00

03:06:07.000 Yoga with a bunch of motherfucking zombies. 0.99

03:06:09.000 That sounds relaxing. 0.99

03:06:11.000 Trying to calm everybody down.

03:06:13.000 One of the best horror movies I ever saw was Bobcat Goldthwait.

03:06:18.000 Bobcat made a Bigfoot movie.

03:06:21.000 What is it called again?

03:06:23.000 Willow Creek.

03:06:24.000 It's about these guys who go up there to film this area where they first film Bigfoot and they get attacked by Bigfoot.

03:06:30.000 It talks about like all these people that are missing in the woods every year that go hiking and vanish.

03:06:34.000 And this idea is like the Bigfoot's killing people.

03:06:37.000 But he did it like Blair Witch Project style where it looks like some people...

03:06:42.000 POV? Yeah.

03:06:43.000 Yeah. 0.97

03:06:45.000 So there's these people that are hanging out, but it's fucking good, man. 0.95

03:06:48.000 Alright, Willow Creek, I'm gonna check it out. 0.95

03:06:50.000 It's good, dude.

03:06:51.000 It's the absolute best Bigfoot movie ever made, hands down, 100%.

03:06:56.000 Bobcat nailed it, and Bobcat is like a true believer.

03:07:00.000 He and I have gone back and forth about Bigfoot on the podcast.

03:07:04.000 Bigfoot, all I hear about is white people talking about Bigfoot just running around scaring people.

03:07:08.000 Do we ever kill anybody?

03:07:09.000 No, no.

03:07:10.000 Not only did they never kill anybody in recorded history, but... 0.99

03:07:15.000 Hold on, so this Bigfoot shit is a real thing? 0.99

03:07:17.000 It was 100% a real animal. 1.00

03:07:19.000 What?

03:07:20.000 Yes. 1.00

03:07:20.000 What the fuck? 1.00

03:07:21.000 It was called Gigantopithecus, and they found, during the 1920s, at an apothecary shop in China, an anthropologist found a primate tooth that was far too big. 0.99

03:07:33.000 And he looked at it, and he's like, what is this?

03:07:35.000 This is bigger than a gorilla's.

03:07:37.000 Like, where'd you get this?

03:07:38.000 And they...

03:07:39.000 Guided him to the area where it was excavated, and they found a bunch of different bones and jaw bones that represented a bipedal hominid that was approximately eight to ten feet tall.

03:07:51.000 This was a real animal that lived in Asia, and we know that humans walked across the Bering Strait.

03:07:57.000 That's what it looked like.

03:07:58.000 So humans walked across the Bering Strait, they believe, the Bering landmass, into North America, and they think that short-faced bears and a bunch of other animals made it through that area too, but they think there's a remote possibility that this giant primate from Asia,

03:08:17.000 at one point in time, thousands of years ago, interacted with people, and that people have this Go back to that image again that you just had, Jamie.

03:08:26.000 So not a bear, it's a primate.

03:08:27.000 It's a primate.

03:08:28.000 It's a giant primate that's in like that.

03:08:30.000 Give me that, Large.

03:08:31.000 So it's a giant primate in the orangutan family.

03:08:36.000 They believe.

03:08:37.000 So what they have is like a few jawbone pieces and a bunch of different things that...

03:08:43.000 So they verify that it's a real animal.

03:08:45.000 So that's why they have this chart here.

03:08:48.000 Gigantopithecus blacki is the official Latin name for it. 0.99

03:08:53.000 And this fucking thing is... 0.99

03:08:55.000 How big is it? 1.00

03:08:57.000 3.5 meters. 1.00

03:08:59.000 That motherfucker's bigger than Chewbacca. 0.99

03:09:01.000 So that's at least 7 feet tall. 1.00

03:09:03.000 So it's somewhere around 7 feet...

03:09:05.000 No, 3.5 meters is 9 feet, 10 feet tall. 1.00

03:09:09.000 Damn! 0.99

03:09:11.000 And so this giant thing was a real animal that existed that lived with people. 0.99

03:09:17.000 So these bones that they found, I think they were like a hundred thousand years old.

03:09:23.000 See if you can find that.

03:09:24.000 Gigantopithecus bones aged.

03:09:26.000 So they found them and they realized that these animals were living alongside with people. 1.00

03:09:31.000 Did he fuck people? 1.00

03:09:33.000 It could have been. 1.00

03:09:34.000 He did whatever the fuck he wanted. 0.99

03:09:35.000 Ten foot tall. 0.99

03:09:36.000 I mean, if he came upon your village, what are you going to do? 0.99

03:09:39.000 Shoot the three and protect the rim. 0.99

03:09:40.000 Yeah, what are you going to do? 0.99

03:09:42.000 Are you going to stop them? 1.00

03:09:43.000 You're going to stop them from fucking you? 1.00

03:09:45.000 They had a male Bigfoot. 1.00

03:09:48.000 They had to have a female Bigfoot. 1.00

03:09:51.000 They definitely did.

03:09:52.000 So the idea is that this is what was the thing that Native Americans talk about in their folklore, because I think there's a hundred different Native American names for Sasquatch.

03:10:05.000 They have a bunch of different names for him, which leads a lot of these people who study these cultures You go, man, that is very unusual.

03:10:13.000 It's very unusual that they talk about a thing that's not real over and over and over and over and over again.

03:10:19.000 And if you know that this used to be a real thing, which Gigantopithecus definitely was, and then you know that these Native Americans, everything else, whether it's the buffalo, whether it's the pronghorn, the deer, all those things, the bear, they had them all mapped out.

03:10:34.000 They talked about all of it.

03:10:35.000 Like, they were very accurate about where they lived and how they traveled and how to hunt them.

03:10:40.000 Yeah.

03:10:40.000 But then they had this Sasquatch thing.

03:10:41.000 Well, what the fuck is that? 0.99

03:10:42.000 Right. 1.00

03:10:43.000 What is that?

03:10:43.000 It's just extinct, I'm saying.

03:10:44.000 But how do you know that that wasn't real?

03:10:46.000 How do you know that, like, 30,000 years ago, 40,000 years ago, these people had countered these things?

03:10:52.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:10:52.000 And imagine you're a fucking dude with a bow and arrow, and you're trying to feed your babies, and you're sneaking through the forest, and you see a 10-foot orangutan. 0.98

03:11:01.000 Right. 1.00

03:11:02.000 Yeah.

03:11:02.000 Just a giant thing looking at you, and you're like, yeah!

03:11:06.000 And they just didn't make it.

03:11:08.000 They didn't make it.

03:11:09.000 Too tall.

03:11:09.000 They killed them off, huh?

03:11:11.000 Well, they killed them off, or maybe they didn't have enough food, or maybe there's predators, who knows what the fuck it is, but if something dies, for whatever reason, if something, like, dies off, like a woolly mammoth, right? 0.64

03:11:22.000 They're not here anymore.

03:11:23.000 You gotta think about their lifespan, too, right?

03:11:25.000 Because even tall humans, right?

03:11:27.000 Like, their lifespan is shorter, right?

03:11:28.000 Yes.

03:11:28.000 And also, like, the amount of food they must need.

03:11:31.000 Right. 1.00

03:11:31.000 If you're ten feet tall, the amount of fucking food you must need. 1.00

03:11:35.000 Like a two-year lifespan or something. 1.00

03:11:36.000 Oh my god. 0.98

03:11:36.000 And if you don't figure out weapons before the people do, and they have catapults and shit... 0.98

03:11:41.000 Done. 0.99

03:11:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:11:42.000 I mean, who knows? 0.98

03:11:44.000 With all that David and Goliath shit, who knows? 0.99

03:11:46.000 But only like a few bones. 0.99

03:11:47.000 Who knows?

03:11:48.000 Not a lot of bones, huh?

03:11:49.000 Who knows if David and Goliath...

03:11:50.000 Oh, the David and Goliath...

03:11:51.000 Oh, bro.

03:11:51.000 What if that was about a Bigfoot?

03:11:53.000 We talked about this a couple weeks ago about David and Goliath.

03:11:55.000 Which is it?

03:11:55.000 About how that's genocide, what David did.

03:11:58.000 He fought this big dude, one, and they said, all right, now kill all of them. 0.98

03:12:01.000 Oh, is that what he did? 0.95

03:12:02.000 Wait a minute, after he killed, Goliath killed everybody?

03:12:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:12:04.000 Killed all the big niggas. 0.99

03:12:06.000 No, it was that whole people, yeah. 0.98

03:12:10.000 Yeah, that is open genocide, the David Goliath story.

03:12:13.000 Well, that's unfortunate and not productive to the narrative.

03:12:16.000 Right.

03:12:16.000 And I don't want to talk about King David that way.

03:12:19.000 I don't want to get attacked by the media.

03:12:20.000 Why don't you just leave that part of the story out?

03:12:21.000 I'm going to leave it out.

03:12:22.000 And David killed Goliath, which is good, right?

03:12:24.000 Right.

03:12:25.000 But we can't have a conversation because, you know, well, yeah.

03:12:30.000 What was Goliath a part of?

03:12:32.000 Goliath was like a giant and he killed him with a rock and a sling.

03:12:35.000 He was part of a people.

03:12:37.000 I forget what they're called, those people.

03:12:39.000 I don't even think they had slingshots.

03:12:41.000 They had a sling.

03:12:42.000 The sling was like you had two strings.

03:12:45.000 You had two strings of a pouch and you would swing it, swing it, swing it and you let it go.

03:12:50.000 Yeah, it's a big rock at this guy's face.

03:12:51.000 This guy crushed his skull.

03:12:56.000 Allegedly.

03:12:56.000 These are like the most second-hand stories ever, right?

03:13:00.000 Hey, man.

03:13:01.000 How much would you give to find out what Adam and Eve was really all about?

03:13:04.000 Like, what happened?

03:13:06.000 What is that story? 0.99

03:13:07.000 Some people fucked in the jungle. 0.97

03:13:09.000 And that's it. 0.95

03:13:10.000 But what about the snake and the apple?

03:13:13.000 Right. 1.00

03:13:13.000 All that shit is in the jungle. 1.00

03:13:14.000 It's apples. 1.00

03:13:15.000 Right, but why shouldn't she eat the fruit?

03:13:18.000 Is he just controlling?

03:13:20.000 Was Adam just a super controlling boyfriend? 0.72

03:13:22.000 Throw her all under the bus.

03:13:24.000 Totally. 1.00

03:13:25.000 Throw her all under the bus. 1.00

03:13:26.000 I told that bitch not to eat that shit. 1.00

03:13:28.000 I know. 1.00

03:13:29.000 Everybody knows about it to this day.

03:13:30.000 Just discredit a woman. 1.00

03:13:31.000 It's the first story of the Bible. 1.00

03:13:33.000 She's the whole reason why we're fucked. 0.99

03:13:35.000 Yeah, this lady, I mean, like, by the way, after that, that's all patriarchy. 1.00

03:13:39.000 Sorry, ladies, like, yeah, you're the reason. 1.00

03:13:41.000 Right, it wasn't the dude's problem that everything went sideways.

03:13:44.000 It was Eve's problem. 1.00

03:13:45.000 She fucked around and listened to the snake and ate the apple, and now we're doomed forever. 1.00

03:13:50.000 Adam didn't do anything. 1.00

03:13:51.000 He was perfect.

03:13:52.000 Adam was jacking off in front of the computer.

03:13:55.000 He was busy trying to get his OnlyFans up.

03:14:01.000 Adam tried to get his OnlyFans up.

03:14:02.000 You know what the real problem is gonna be, gentlemen? 0.99

03:14:04.000 When you can put a headset on and you can have sex with whoever you want. 0.97

03:14:08.000 Right, like Demolition Man. 0.98

03:14:10.000 You could put a headset on. 0.99

03:14:12.000 You could have sex with the Hulk. 1.00

03:14:15.000 Whatever you want! 1.00

03:14:18.000 Whatever you want, Wonder Woman! 0.84

03:14:19.000 What do you want?

03:14:22.000 Chewbacca? 1.00

03:14:23.000 Who do you want to fuck? 1.00

03:14:24.000 You want to fuck Orca? 1.00

03:14:26.000 Right, or like a cartoon, right? 1.00

03:14:28.000 Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

03:14:30.000 There's gonna be a time where you can have an experience that's real similar to a real-life experience like this, where you can touch metal and touch tables and wood, and it's gonna be, you can just put a headphone on, achieve it.

03:14:42.000 Isn't that what the metaverse is supposed to be?

03:14:43.000 Eventually?

03:14:44.000 If it's not like the Mark Zuckerberg version of it, which is kind of interesting, it's something else.

03:14:49.000 It'll be like that Matrix version.

03:14:51.000 Someone's going to figure out something where they're going to have a way of making you experience something that's not real but feels as real as anything you've ever experienced.

03:15:02.000 Well, that one lady got raped in the metaverse. 0.58

03:15:05.000 Right. 0.92

03:15:05.000 Is that real? 0.92

03:15:06.000 That wasn't real?

03:15:07.000 That wasn't right.

03:15:08.000 We read it.

03:15:09.000 Does that happen, Jamie?

03:15:11.000 Does that happen?

03:15:11.000 A hundred percent happened, but yeah.

03:15:13.000 That's what she said.

03:15:15.000 Then they put on things that like there's like a barrier.

03:15:17.000 Now you can't get close to it.

03:15:18.000 A barrier? 0.99

03:15:18.000 Bitch, how do you feel it? 0.99

03:15:20.000 What do you feel? 1.00

03:15:21.000 Well, you know what?

03:15:22.000 Sometimes people need to learn their lessons.

03:15:24.000 Ain't no laws in the metaverse.

03:15:25.000 Society progresses.

03:15:27.000 Ain't no laws in the metaverse.

03:15:28.000 Right.

03:15:28.000 Is it okay?

03:15:29.000 Like, imagine if there's no pain in the metaverse, right?

03:15:33.000 And you only experience it in your mind.

03:15:34.000 You put headsets on.

03:15:35.000 Should you be allowed to have sword fights? 1.00

03:15:38.000 Listen, I mean, if I see a nigga I don't like in the metaverse, I'm killing you with that motherfucker. 1.00

03:15:45.000 Sexual harassment in the... 1.00

03:15:48.000 Women alleges rape in virtual world. 1.00

03:15:51.000 What the fuck? 1.00

03:15:53.000 Wow. 1.00

03:15:53.000 How is that even possible? 1.00

03:15:56.000 So yeah, the metaverse is basically like New Delhi.

03:15:58.000 She says within 60 seconds of joining, I was verbally and sexually harassed three to four male avatars with male voices, essentially, but virtually gang raped my avatar.

03:16:10.000 She details watching her avatar get sexually assaulted by a handful of male avatars who took photos and sent her comments like, don't pretend you didn't love it.

03:16:22.000 Whoa.

03:16:24.000 We entered into a new discussion.

03:16:27.000 Oh my god.

03:16:28.000 Yeah, sexual assault. 0.99

03:16:29.000 So is it illegal to suck sexual assault a person in the metaverse? 0.93

03:16:34.000 Is it laws in the metaverse yet? 0.76

03:16:37.000 They're gonna make them.

03:16:39.000 They're gonna make them after something like that. 0.60

03:16:40.000 But it's somebody's voice actually doing it, right?

03:16:42.000 So it's this dude, he's getting this carnal pleasure from being like, this isn't me, this is my avatar, but this is what he wants to do as his avatar, right?

03:16:49.000 Like you're doing Grand Theft Auto. 0.99

03:16:50.000 They should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do. 0.82

03:16:53.000 I think there's also, like, people want to do what they're not supposed to do. 0.98

03:16:58.000 Let them do it there.

03:16:59.000 If it's not really happening, yeah, what's not really happening, no one's really getting touched, they feel like it's okay.

03:17:06.000 Exactly.

03:17:06.000 Yeah.

03:17:08.000 Get out of the game, bitch. 1.00

03:17:10.000 Push pause. 1.00

03:17:10.000 You don't want to hear that going in there. 1.00

03:17:12.000 If you're a dude and you get on the metaverse and some other giant dude throws you to the ground and starts fucking your mouth, Exactly. 1.00

03:17:19.000 You're not going to enjoy that. 1.00

03:17:20.000 Exactly, bro.

03:17:21.000 You're going to be like, hey! 1.00

03:17:23.000 I got raped in the metaverse. 1.00

03:17:24.000 You got some big, giant dude who just Shaq-sized palms the back of your head and starts fucking your mouth. 1.00

03:17:31.000 What are you going to do? 1.00

03:17:33.000 Bigfoot's raping me! 0.99

03:17:34.000 I'm breaking the Oculus. 0.95

03:17:36.000 You got to realize the first versions of the metaverse are going to be like Pong.

03:17:41.000 Did you ever play Pong?

03:17:42.000 I'm older than you guys, but when I was a kid, when I was a little kid, that's when Pong came in.

03:17:48.000 Boop, boop, That was the first game. 0.99

03:17:51.000 It was the wildest shit. 1.00

03:17:52.000 You can control something that's on your TV. But it got way, [... 0.99

03:17:58.000 And that's the same thing that's going to happen with this shit. 0.99

03:18:00.000 Right, exactly. 1.00

03:18:01.000 Eventually, it's going to get to a place where some giant dude's going to hold you down and fuck your mouth And you're going to be like, what the hell? 1.00

03:18:08.000 I don't want to be in this metaverse no more, right? 1.00

03:18:10.000 Exactly.

03:18:11.000 What the hell?

03:18:12.000 And then we're going to make rules. 0.91

03:18:13.000 I need an off switch.

03:18:15.000 I'm going to need some metaverse counseling after this.

03:18:17.000 Imagine if you had a metaverse where you were on a beach and you were waiting on the beach watching a group of Vikings pull their boats up to the shore and you're like... 1.00

03:18:27.000 Fuck! 1.00

03:18:28.000 Flaming arrows start flying through the air as they reach the shore, and you realize they're gonna rape and kill everybody. 1.00

03:18:35.000 And that was a reality of history. 0.93

03:18:38.000 In the metaverse.

03:18:38.000 And you're trapped in the metaverse, trying to survive.

03:18:42.000 And there's a bunch of dudes saying, like, you know you love it.

03:18:43.000 I mean, imagine a bunch of dudes who make their avatars KKK and be like, oh, come here. 0.86

03:18:47.000 You know, start black dragging you or start lynching you in the metaverse. 0.88

03:18:50.000 It's the metaverse though. 1.00

03:18:51.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

03:18:52.000 See? 1.00

03:18:53.000 You don't give a fuck. 0.98

03:18:54.000 But if the metaverse becomes more compelling than the regular world and you spend most of your time there, what is real life? 0.98

03:19:00.000 Here's the question.

03:19:01.000 If you have 24 hours in real life but you spend 15 of it in the metaverse, isn't that more real life than real life?

03:19:08.000 If all you do, you'll get a couple of things done and you go to sleep for the rest of the time.

03:19:12.000 But if life becomes so much more interesting in this digital world, people are going to try it. 0.94

03:19:20.000 See, we might be in the motherfucking metaverse right now. 0.93

03:19:23.000 That's true. 0.98

03:19:25.000 We might be.

03:19:26.000 I think you're right, though.

03:19:27.000 I think, yeah.

03:19:27.000 You know, my niece, his kids, your kids, kind of a thing.

03:19:30.000 They're going to grow up in the 2040s, 2050s if we're still around.

03:19:34.000 Or there's some kind of a war that kills the power grid.

03:19:38.000 Either one of those things is real.

03:19:40.000 Like, if you learn anything from this whole Ukraine situation, learn that it can happen, right? 0.96

03:19:45.000 Learn that a war is a real possibility. 0.92

03:19:47.000 That's the terrifying part.

03:19:48.000 All this jargon. 0.96

03:19:49.000 People like to pretend they know what the fuck is going on and what's important. 0.97

03:19:53.000 Want some more of that, Fredo? 0.99

03:19:54.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

03:19:55.000 All these people that pretend they know what the fuck is going on, they don't. 0.99

03:20:00.000 Nobody does. 0.98

03:20:01.000 This is kind of chaotic in terms of, like, what's gonna happen.

03:20:05.000 I mean, you know, where this is gonna go. 0.99

03:20:07.000 This is fucking chaotic, man. 0.98

03:20:09.000 We need to realize that this can happen. 0.99

03:20:12.000 And now we know.

03:20:13.000 Now we know.

03:20:15.000 Now we know.

03:20:15.000 All this is not just talk.

03:20:17.000 No.

03:20:17.000 This isn't just talk.

03:20:18.000 And there's a lot of just crazy talk.

03:20:20.000 People talk about foreign policy and what's important. 0.99

03:20:24.000 And then once you watch missiles hit apartment buildings, you're like, holy shit. 0.99

03:20:29.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:20:29.000 But it's been happening for years, though, right? 0.98

03:20:32.000 I mean, we send missiles and drones over there, too.

03:20:34.000 Right.

03:20:34.000 What's that graph?

03:20:35.000 Did we find that graph, Jamie, of all the most recent...

03:20:39.000 Yeah, with that graph, looking into that... 0.99

03:20:42.000 It's bullshit? 0.99

03:20:43.000 It might be. 1.00

03:20:44.000 God damn it! 0.99

03:20:46.000 I wanna believe! 0.99

03:20:48.000 He wants to not be the misinformation king!

03:20:50.000 Where it's coming from might be propagandas.

03:20:52.000 I'm the misinformation king, but I'm uncredible.

03:20:55.000 Listen to me.

03:20:55.000 Don't listen to me.

03:20:57.000 That's what you should listen.

03:20:58.000 If you wanna listen to me, don't listen to me.

03:21:00.000 I'm not your guy to be listening to.

03:21:02.000 If you want to listen to the people I talk to, please do.

03:21:04.000 But from my personal perspective, I'm not a reliable source of information.

03:21:09.000 I don't trust me. 0.99

03:21:09.000 Why the fuck should you? 0.99

03:21:10.000 I don't trust me for information. 0.99

03:21:12.000 Yeah, I know.

03:21:13.000 I hang out with you. 1.00

03:21:14.000 I fucking babble. 1.00

03:21:15.000 I babble for thousands of hours. 1.00

03:21:18.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. 0.99

03:21:18.000 Yeah, people should just hang out with you and be like, oh yeah, I just like his podcast. 0.99

03:21:22.000 You know what I mean?

03:21:22.000 He's cool.

03:21:23.000 I genuinely want everybody to do better.

03:21:26.000 Yes.

03:21:27.000 100% genuinely.

03:21:29.000 All people I meet.

03:21:30.000 I want us to get along.

03:21:31.000 I like parties.

03:21:33.000 I like to see friends and hug them.

03:21:36.000 I saw you two guys today.

03:21:37.000 I hugged you.

03:21:38.000 I like that. 1.00

03:21:39.000 Report the good shit this cat does. 1.00

03:21:40.000 I like fun. 0.99

03:21:41.000 There's some things you've done for me. 0.98

03:21:43.000 I mean, we can't talk about it on air, and I won't give CNN the satisfaction, but like, yo, talk about the good shit he does. 0.97

03:21:48.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

03:21:48.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:21:49.000 You know, he's not a racist.

03:21:50.000 I'm here. 0.95

03:21:50.000 The cat has fucking blessed me financially so many times by just having me on the show or bigging up the rose battle. 0.95

03:21:55.000 I mean, like, he does countless things. 1.00

03:21:58.000 The shit you did in Australia nobody talks about. 0.99

03:22:00.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:22:01.000 One of the things I did when I got canceled is I started doing mushrooms.

03:22:04.000 I did mushrooms every day for like three or four days.

03:22:07.000 And one thing the mushrooms told me one time, it said, you're not a bad person, but you left a bad impression.

03:22:13.000 And I was like, whoa.

03:22:16.000 That's a wild statement.

03:22:18.000 Yeah.

03:22:18.000 When you get a statement, like, there's times when I do mushrooms where I get these, like, little...

03:22:22.000 I get these little moments where, like, am I just imagining I'm talking to something?

03:22:28.000 Or is something really talking to me?

03:22:30.000 What is this?

03:22:31.000 Like, what is this?

03:22:32.000 Is this, like, my own imagination trying to, like, sort out my existence?

03:22:37.000 We call that that Jiminy Cricket, right?

03:22:38.000 Niggity Cricket. 1.00

03:22:40.000 Niggity Cricket. 1.00

03:22:40.000 That's a... 1.00

03:22:44.000 That's hilarious.

03:22:45.000 Exactly.

03:22:47.000 That's so funny.

03:22:48.000 Yeah, but you also, I mean, listen, the god slur is tough.

03:22:52.000 Yeah, it's rough.

03:22:53.000 The god of all slurs is the tough one.

03:22:54.000 It's the rough one.

03:22:55.000 Yeah.

03:22:56.000 Because other ones, I mean, like, you know, there's, like, with the C word, you know, there's so many factions of that word, right, in the English language, you know?

03:23:04.000 And even if you say, yeah, cocaine. 0.97

03:23:06.000 Cunt. 1.00

03:23:07.000 Cunt. 1.00

03:23:09.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of great bits about that word, too.

03:23:12.000 You know, the thing is, like, I can't wait, and I've said this on stage, too, that I can't wait until we can read minds.

03:23:18.000 Because then, like, what we're trying to do is, like, interpret a very specific and terrible meaning for anything that a person says. 0.94

03:23:27.000 But whether it's, you know, whatever the slur is, whether it's cunt or the n-word or the f-word or whatever.

03:23:32.000 But what words are supposed to be is a person conveying their intent. 0.95

03:23:37.000 Word.

03:23:37.000 So if there comes a time where we can read each other's minds, we can understand how you really feel.

03:23:45.000 We're basically going on like weird roadside maps.

03:23:49.000 We're not going on 100% understanding of how a person is trying to communicate and why and where they're coming from.

03:23:55.000 So we base it on words, which is perfect.

03:23:58.000 It's beautiful.

03:23:58.000 It's amazing.

03:23:59.000 It's eloquent.

03:24:00.000 It's the best way we have to communicate.

03:24:01.000 I'm not knocking it.

03:24:02.000 But what I'm saying is there's going to come a time in our lifetime where we don't have to do that anymore.

03:24:07.000 We're going to be able to communicate with each other just by virtue of your intent and how you feel.

03:24:13.000 Instead of being wrapped up in different languages and sounds people make, like Germans make a very different sound than Koreans, who make a very different sound than Brazilians.

03:24:24.000 Everybody's got their own way, the sound, the flavor.

03:24:27.000 But all they're trying to do is let you know how they think.

03:24:30.000 That's all I'm trying to do right now, too. 0.98

03:24:32.000 And one of the benefits that I have of all this crazy shit going on is that I have a podcast. 0.99

03:24:36.000 And that people have heard me talk so many fucking times. 0.99

03:24:40.000 They kind of understand who I am. 0.99

03:24:42.000 Word.

03:24:44.000 Yeah, we know. 0.99

03:24:45.000 You our nigga. 0.92

03:24:49.000 When Stylebender said that at a press conference, I legitimately teared up.

03:24:53.000 I legitimately teared up, because I love that dude. 0.98

03:24:55.000 When he said that, I was like, God damn it. 0.98

03:24:57.000 He's amazing. 0.99

03:24:58.000 You can feel, man, you know what, as a black man in America, I can feel the energy of racism with anybody I go around.

03:25:05.000 I kind of know. 1.00

03:25:06.000 If you were racist, I could just spend five minutes with you and be like, oh yeah, this motherfucker don't like me either because I'm black or I could be, you know, have more money than him. 1.00

03:25:14.000 It could be something like that. 0.99

03:25:15.000 But I could feel the energy from, like, people who, you know, just how you, you know, how you talk, the things you say, you know what I mean?

03:25:22.000 I know. 0.76

03:25:23.000 And, you know, we all got our own prejudices, you know what I'm saying, and shit that we don't understand about each other's culture, man. 0.98

03:25:29.000 So, I mean, that just comes with just being different, man. 0.99

03:25:32.000 Racist, I can smell that.

03:25:34.000 I can feel that. 1.00

03:25:35.000 I know when a motherfucker is like, yeah, I don't fuck with you. 1.00

03:25:39.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

03:25:40.000 It's obvious.

03:25:41.000 It stands out.

03:25:43.000 Let's talk about the real heroes. 0.98

03:25:45.000 Let's talk about interracial porn. 0.99

03:25:49.000 Male talent, right? 0.99

03:25:50.000 You're Mr. Marcus, there's Lexington Steel. 0.98

03:25:51.000 We don't say it enough during Black History Month how fucking legendary these guys are. 0.99

03:25:56.000 Could you imagine in the Jim Crow era, there's the biggest fucking white women on camera? 1.00

03:26:01.000 Have you ever seen Santino's bit about it? 0.99

03:26:03.000 Oh yeah.

03:26:03.000 They always keep their sneakers on.

03:26:06.000 That means they take the pants off. 1.00

03:26:08.000 And put the shoes back on. 0.99

03:26:10.000 That is a fucking hilarious bit. 0.99

03:26:13.000 That is a hilarious bit. 0.99

03:26:15.000 Oh my god, that's a good bit. 0.97

03:26:17.000 Santino's so fucking funny. 0.97

03:26:19.000 I just love those cats. 0.97

03:26:21.000 Yeah, man. 0.98

03:26:22.000 It's an interesting time for people to figure out what the fuck is important to be upset about and whatnot. 0.94

03:26:28.000 At this day and age, how can you... 1.00

03:26:30.000 Hate black people? 0.99

03:26:31.000 How can you hate sex people? 1.00

03:26:33.000 How can you hate gay people? 1.00

03:26:33.000 Right! 1.00

03:26:34.000 How can you hate anybody?

03:26:35.000 How can you hate anybody specifically for any reason?

03:26:38.000 Yeah, I don't hate nobody, man. 0.99

03:26:39.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.98

03:26:40.000 But the problem is, Moses, you can attest to this, one of our problems as comedians is we... 1.00

03:26:46.000 The fun is in talking shit. 1.00

03:26:48.000 Exactly. 1.00

03:26:49.000 And the fun is in trying to push a boundary or say something you think might be funny and you got like a split second to press the green light.

03:26:58.000 Right.

03:26:58.000 And you're like, let's run with this.

03:27:00.000 Right.

03:27:00.000 Let's see how this goes.

03:27:01.000 That's the game.

03:27:02.000 And when you're on stage, that's the number one thing.

03:27:05.000 Like the mistakes that you make on stage, you go down a road and you're like, oh my God.

03:27:09.000 This is hate speech.

03:27:10.000 I can't believe I'm even here!

03:27:11.000 It's like you don't mean, you're just trying to remove yourself from the equation long enough to find a path that's funny. 0.98

03:27:19.000 But along the way, you're gonna say some ridiculous shit that you probably would rather have edited, you'd rather have started from scratch. 0.99

03:27:27.000 It's like Kramer. 1.00

03:27:31.000 That was some racist shit right there. 1.00

03:27:34.000 He felt that. 1.00

03:27:36.000 You could feel it.

03:27:37.000 He was trying to make them feel bad.

03:27:40.000 And a woman called, and I was working the phones.

03:27:42.000 I may have said the story actually on this podcast, but I did a bit, and then it was race-related, obviously.

03:27:48.000 Black woman calls the next day, I'm working the phone, and she's just like, I just have to let you know, there's a comedian you guys have named Brian Moses, and he was doing a joke.

03:27:55.000 And it was about black people.

03:27:57.000 And the black people weren't really laughing. 1.00

03:27:59.000 But the whites were kind of laughing a little bit. 0.94

03:28:00.000 And I just want to let you know, he can start a race riot in your club. 0.97

03:28:04.000 I was like, I will. 1.00

03:28:05.000 You answered the fucking phone. 1.00

03:28:06.000 I answered the phone, bro. 1.00

03:28:08.000 And she said, he's going to start a race riot.

03:28:11.000 He can start a race riot. 0.99

03:28:11.000 I was like, I'm black. 0.99

03:28:12.000 And I did the joke.

03:28:13.000 Like, what are we talking about here?

03:28:14.000 Just because it had to do with, you know, it was about a...

03:28:17.000 But you know what's...

03:28:18.000 Here's what's fascinating about this whole conversation.

03:28:21.000 Is that the...

03:28:24.000 Socially, it balances out where people understand what you can and can't talk about.

03:28:28.000 And that's the recognition of the history of racism in this country, is that a person like me can't say the N-word.

03:28:34.000 It's impossible.

03:28:35.000 You can't say it.

03:28:36.000 You can't say it anymore.

03:28:37.000 If you say it, people are going to get furious at you, right?

03:28:40.000 It's an emotional thing.

03:28:41.000 Well, why is that?

03:28:42.000 It's only possible if there's a disproportionate history.

03:28:48.000 If there was a word, it doesn't make any sense if there's not a disproportion in history.

03:28:53.000 This is a thing that I think we all have to recognize, all of us, is there's an imbalance that hasn't been rectified.

03:29:03.000 Absolutely.

03:29:03.000 Right.

03:29:04.000 Absolutely.

03:29:04.000 People get scared of that word reparations.

03:29:07.000 What does that mean?

03:29:08.000 Here's what everybody has to do. 0.97

03:29:10.000 You have to find all the spots that got fucked By the Civil War and by slavery. 0.95

03:29:16.000 You gotta fix that. 0.98

03:29:17.000 Right. 1.00

03:29:17.000 You gotta fix that shit. 1.00

03:29:18.000 Well, the problem is they already gave reparations. 0.99

03:29:20.000 Remember?

03:29:20.000 I mean, like, they gave all the slave owners the money.

03:29:22.000 Yeah.

03:29:22.000 Oh, that's awesome.

03:29:23.000 Because they lost the property.

03:29:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:29:24.000 Nobody says that.

03:29:25.000 Right.

03:29:25.000 That's a real thing.

03:29:26.000 I mean, like...

03:29:27.000 They definitely did that.

03:29:28.000 Yeah, they gave the slave owners because they lost all their property.

03:29:31.000 Yes, they reimbursed them.

03:29:32.000 I don't know if it was like...

03:29:33.000 They called reparations.

03:29:34.000 Yeah. 0.60

03:29:34.000 If you gave black people, like... 0.60

03:29:37.000 A tax break.

03:29:38.000 Like, we ain't got to pay taxes.

03:29:39.000 That's what I'm saying, for 20 years.

03:29:41.000 We shouldn't have to pay taxes at all.

03:29:43.000 We shouldn't have to pay taxes.

03:29:45.000 We should get free property.

03:29:46.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:29:48.000 Free tuition.

03:29:49.000 They gave Native Americans casinos. 0.98

03:29:51.000 I mean, you got to economically help us catch up.

03:29:54.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:29:55.000 And that's the problem with this economics.

03:29:57.000 We don't control anything.

03:29:59.000 We don't control property.

03:30:00.000 We don't control the food coming in our community.

03:30:02.000 We don't control our community.

03:30:03.000 Well, whenever you have a spot that's stuck, whenever you have a spot that's like socially compromised, like financially compromised, meaning socially compromised, meaning there's like gang violence and drug abuse and there's a lot of stuff around them.

03:30:16.000 And it's been like that for decades.

03:30:18.000 If they don't step in, then that's bad management.

03:30:22.000 But you could dwindle that down if niggas had farms and niggas had factories and things where we generated our own things. 1.00

03:30:29.000 We gotta go We gotta go to a white man for every fucking thing. 0.99

03:30:32.000 We have more black millionaires than we've ever had in the history of black people. 1.00

03:30:37.000 We have the most educated people now in the history of black people.

03:30:40.000 So I'm saying, why aren't we doing that now?

03:30:42.000 Because they were doing that back with the Black Panthers and everybody like that. 1.00

03:30:45.000 So we could be doing that now.

03:30:47.000 We could be buying property in our neighborhoods. 0.99

03:30:48.000 We could be turning this shit around. 1.00

03:30:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:30:51.000 It's not something that's instantaneously solved. 0.99

03:30:54.000 And that's facts, yeah.

03:30:55.000 But it is something that people are more and more aware of.

03:30:59.000 All the communication lets people think about it more and more, and then we come to a better place than we were a week ago, a year ago, whatever.

03:31:06.000 And that's where we are with basically every cultural issue.

03:31:10.000 That's why you can watch that video of Al Jolson from 100 years ago, and you can't even believe it's real.

03:31:15.000 Yeah, I know.

03:31:16.000 Because we're making progress.

03:31:17.000 We're making progress as human beings, and the only thing that stops that progress is anything that stops communication.

03:31:23.000 So when you stop communication, you stop discussion.

03:31:26.000 You stop people from trying to figure out what's good and what's bad and what makes people feel bad and why it does that.

03:31:33.000 Like, why is this word more potent than that word?

03:31:37.000 Discussion. 0.94

03:31:38.000 It's fucking gigantically important. 0.89

03:31:40.000 That's why it's terrifying that there's people in this day and age that want to stop discussion. 0.93

03:31:46.000 They shouldn't stop discussion.

03:31:47.000 You should have your own response to whatever that discussion is.

03:31:51.000 Talk about it.

03:31:52.000 Disagree.

03:31:54.000 Robustly.

03:31:54.000 Disagree.

03:31:55.000 But don't stop discussion.

03:31:57.000 Don't stop Freddie Gibbs from fucking up the Bill Maher podcast because you know he did. 1.00

03:32:01.000 You know he showed up stoned as fuck, guns blazing, talking about shooting crackheads. 0.99

03:32:08.000 Come on, of course. 1.00

03:32:10.000 Me and Bill was definitely talking about fucking some hoes. 1.00

03:32:12.000 Shout out to my boy Bill, man. 1.00

03:32:14.000 Bro, Freddie, when you did this podcast and you were talking about, oh, that's when I shot this crackhead. 0.87

03:32:18.000 I was like... 0.67

03:32:19.000 Yeah, man.

03:32:20.000 I was like, I think he can get away with it. 1.00

03:32:22.000 Yeah, that motherfucker dead anyway. 1.00

03:32:26.000 You're dead, bitch. 1.00

03:32:27.000 Well, and then there's that. 1.00

03:32:30.000 And then there's that.

03:32:31.000 I ain't had nothing to do with that, though.

03:32:32.000 I don't know.

03:32:32.000 He just showed up somewhere.

03:32:34.000 Good for you.

03:32:35.000 Congratulations.

03:32:35.000 Yeah, man.

03:32:36.000 I'm a rapper slash actor entertainer.

03:32:39.000 I'm a podcaster.

03:32:41.000 I'm a podcaster.

03:32:41.000 When does that happen?

03:32:42.000 That's coming soon, man.

03:32:43.000 I gotta retire from rap first, though, man.

03:32:45.000 Listen, you don't have to retire from rap to do podcasts.

03:32:48.000 It's not like it's a union endeavor.

03:32:50.000 I just want a podcast.

03:32:51.000 I don't want to rap while I'm doing it.

03:32:53.000 You can listen, bro.

03:32:54.000 You don't have to make a decision.

03:32:55.000 I want to just do that.

03:32:57.000 I don't even want to rap while I'm doing that. 0.99

03:33:00.000 I got maybe an album or two left and I'm out of this shit. 0.98

03:33:04.000 I'm good. 0.99

03:33:05.000 I'm good.

03:33:05.000 I left my mark in the rap game.

03:33:07.000 I did what needed to be done. 1.00

03:33:09.000 If it's a Rap Hall of Fame, I'm going to go to that bitch, so I ain't worried about shit. 1.00

03:33:12.000 Well, as a person who does podcasts with you, I've done a couple of them now. 0.99

03:33:16.000 You'd be great at it, man.

03:33:18.000 Easy.

03:33:18.000 I'm going to do it.

03:33:19.000 That's my next move.

03:33:20.000 You're the most authentic dude I think I've ever met.

03:33:25.000 You're 100% authentic.

03:33:27.000 That's the next move.

03:33:28.000 You are yourself all the time.

03:33:30.000 At all times.

03:33:31.000 But this is what's complicated about people when they try to go into show business and get attention.

03:33:36.000 It's very difficult to be yourself all the time.

03:33:39.000 Right.

03:33:40.000 Because there's consequences.

03:33:42.000 Definitely.

03:33:42.000 His manager calls him Brick James.

03:33:47.000 Brick J. Brick J. That's hilarious!

03:33:51.000 Because he's a wild dude.

03:33:54.000 But this is my position, that people like you are important. 0.99

03:33:57.000 I think those fucking rule pushers, those boundary pushers, we're very important. 1.00

03:34:04.000 For what I like, I like wild shit. 1.00

03:34:06.000 Yeah, me too. 0.99

03:34:07.000 I like doing podcasts with people like you. 0.99

03:34:09.000 We take wild shit. 0.99

03:34:10.000 I'm like, oh my god. 1.00

03:34:11.000 And I just have to clutch my pearls.

03:34:14.000 I go, oh my god, Freddie.

03:34:17.000 How are they going to cut this compilation?

03:34:19.000 Come on, man.

03:34:20.000 We do the Freddie Gibbs podcast.

03:34:21.000 It's going to be crazy, man.

03:34:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:34:23.000 But we gearing up for that.

03:34:25.000 It's going to be real dope, man.

03:34:26.000 I can't wait.

03:34:27.000 And also when Moses contacted me about doing a podcast with you, I'm like, oh my god, this is perfect. 0.98

03:34:31.000 Two dudes to do a podcast with after my shit comes down. 0.99

03:34:34.000 We'll have a stripper pole and holes. 1.00

03:34:36.000 Last day of the white guilt month. 0.60

03:34:39.000 I said, we gots to do it hard.

03:34:42.000 For sure.

03:34:44.000 So, let's get out of here and go check out my club.

03:34:46.000 Let's do it. 1.00

03:34:47.000 And then kill Tony tonight. 1.00

03:34:50.000 I want to go float in that chamber you got. 1.00

03:34:52.000 I want to go float.

03:34:53.000 100%.

03:34:53.000 Can we put holes in there?

03:34:54.000 I don't think so. 1.00

03:34:55.000 Aw, damn. 0.99

03:34:55.000 I don't think that's wise. 0.99

03:34:56.000 Because ho you is bound to drizzle.

03:34:59.000 No, no one drowns.

03:35:01.000 You float.

03:35:01.000 It's only 11 inches of water.

03:35:03.000 But it is contrary to the idea of the experiment.

03:35:06.000 Okay.

03:35:07.000 Brian Moses, Roast Battle.

03:35:10.000 There's two important shows in live stand-up comedy in the United States today.

03:35:14.000 One of them is Roast Battle, the other one's Kill Tony.

03:35:17.000 I firmly believe that one-two punch is critical for the development of up-and-coming talent. 0.97

03:35:24.000 They learn how to fuck with each other and they learn how to take a joke and learn how to be a little bit selfless with it and roast battle. 0.99

03:35:30.000 And then on Kill Tony, they learn how to do one minute under high pressure in front of the whole fucking world. 1.00

03:35:36.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.97

03:35:36.000 And both of them are super critical. 0.97

03:35:38.000 Thank you, bro.

03:35:39.000 You're the man.

03:35:39.000 And like I said, brother, when I came back in 2014, your show was one of the main reasons why I came back.

03:35:46.000 Because I went back there and I saw that and I remember going, wow, this is so different.

03:35:49.000 This is so like...

03:35:51.000 Creative and wild and it was like this energetic sort of new thing where I could feel it when I went into that belly room and I was like, oh my goodness, this is exciting.

03:36:03.000 I was like clapping.

03:36:04.000 But it was also, everybody was smiling, like the energy in the room was infectious.

03:36:09.000 The whole audience.

03:36:10.000 There's a lot of love in there.

03:36:10.000 People come in there.

03:36:11.000 I remember, was it Ian something, but he said it was like, I came in here thinking it was going to be hateful and ugh, because that's not my style, but there's so much love in here. 1.00

03:36:22.000 There's so much love, you can take a good shot to the dick. 1.00

03:36:27.000 You can take a good one. 1.00

03:36:28.000 You can take a good one if you're one of the people that gets roasted.

03:36:32.000 You can take a good shot to the day.

03:36:34.000 Yeah, we just did a roast battle underground at this place called Madame Siam in L.A. It looks like a fucking underground fight club. 0.99

03:36:41.000 Well, my brother, when my club opens up here, you have 100% carte blanche. 0.99

03:36:45.000 Whenever you want to do roast battle, you want to do it once a week, once a month, it's in.

03:36:50.000 It's done.

03:36:51.000 Let's do it.

03:36:52.000 We got two rooms.

03:36:53.000 We're doing it. 1.00

03:36:54.000 Once a fucking month. 0.99

03:36:55.000 That's it. 1.00

03:36:55.000 Austin. 1.00

03:36:56.000 Freddie Gibbs Podcast.

03:36:57.000 Ladies and gentlemen. 1.00

03:36:58.000 Coming soon, bitch. 1.00

03:36:59.000 Available where? 1.00

03:37:01.000 On the nigga network. 1.00

03:37:02.000 In the nigga-verse. 1.00

03:37:05.000 In him? 0.55

03:37:08.000 Good night, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 01, 2022

Joe Rogan Experience #1786 - Freddie Gibbs & Brian Moses

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