The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #1944 - Ryan Long

00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

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00:00:11.000 I hold the record for it.

00:00:13.000 What do you hold the record for?

00:00:15.000 Longest bottle reused in my podcast.

00:00:18.000 Of water?

00:00:19.000 Two years I had the same bottle.

00:00:22.000 No.

00:00:22.000 Yeah, the guy I do the podcast with was like, the amount of carcinogenics must be running through your body.

00:00:28.000 So were you just adding water to it all the time?

00:00:31.000 Yeah, every day I'd come in.

00:00:32.000 I'm the ultimate environmentalist, really.

00:00:33.000 I don't know if that's bad for you.

00:00:35.000 I think what's bad for you is just drinking on a plastic period.

00:00:39.000 Like if your bottle is sitting there filled with water for months and months on a shelf, wouldn't that leach more plastic in it than water that you just pour in there?

00:00:50.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:00:51.000 Yeah, it would seem to me that like the real fear would be, I think, correct me if I'm wrong because I'm definitely wrong, Propaganda.

00:01:00.000 I think the real fear is the heat.

00:01:04.000 I think when you have plastic bottles or sitting outside in the sun.

00:01:08.000 Yeah, I leave them in the sun.

00:01:10.000 That's an issue.

00:01:10.000 I like them to marinate.

00:01:12.000 That's when you get all the phthalates in your dick shrinks. 1.00

00:01:16.000 That's what's happening to people, you know. 1.00

00:01:18.000 Oh yeah, sorry.

00:01:19.000 Are you starting?

00:01:20.000 Yeah, we're already starting.

00:01:21.000 Okay, we're starting.

00:01:22.000 Did you see...

00:01:23.000 Well, I just read this. 0.88

00:01:25.000 The dicks have enlarged in the last... 0.88

00:01:27.000 I know! 0.99

00:01:27.000 I thought dicks were shrinking. 0.99

00:01:28.000 I just saw a new study. 0.97

00:01:29.000 And it's a problem.

00:01:30.000 Mine's been shrinking.

00:01:31.000 It might be a problem.

00:01:33.000 That was what was hilarious.

00:01:34.000 Dicks are getting bigger and this could be a real issue.

00:01:37.000 Like, how?

00:01:38.000 Sure.

00:01:38.000 How?

00:01:39.000 Rulers got smaller.

00:01:40.000 It got smaller.

00:01:42.000 People just started lying.

00:01:43.000 That is the South Park episode where they go, yeah, we just changed the measurements.

00:01:47.000 We went down to...

00:01:48.000 We just started measuring...

00:01:49.000 How did they get smaller?

00:01:49.000 We started measuring in millimeters.

00:01:51.000 Bro, when I was a kid, they tried to put us on the metric system, which is a far more efficient system.

00:01:55.000 I agree.

00:01:55.000 It's a system of tens.

00:01:56.000 Stanford scope.

00:01:57.000 An increase in penile length cause for concern? 1.00

00:02:00.000 What fucking... 1.00

00:02:01.000 What are you concerned about? 1.00

00:02:03.000 Cause for concern for the ladies, you know? 1.00

00:02:04.000 Yeah, what are you concerned about?

00:02:05.000 Ladies are walking funny to work every day. 1.00

00:02:07.000 Look at this.

00:02:07.000 A rec penile length is getting longer from an average of 4.8 inches.

00:02:11.000 Go to that.

00:02:12.000 What does it say there?

00:02:15.000 Oh, that was the best article.

00:02:16.000 Here's why it's actually a problem.

00:02:18.000 It's a problem!

00:02:19.000 No, this was, I think this was originally a Vice article. 0.97

00:02:22.000 This one, this is from a couple years ago, and it was a guy writing how actually small dicks are kind of better, if you think about it. 0.97

00:02:28.000 Oh, sure, buddy. 0.98

00:02:31.000 No women are writing that article.

00:02:34.000 It's so sad. 1.00

00:02:35.000 The penis size is so sad. 0.99

00:02:36.000 There's not a damn thing they could do about it. 1.00

00:02:38.000 They can put a man on the moon. 1.00

00:02:39.000 They can't make your dick bigger. 1.00

00:02:41.000 They have not. 0.99

00:02:42.000 They do the enlargement, but it doesn't work all that great.

00:02:46.000 There was a guy, I actually used to do a bit about it. 0.76

00:02:47.000 There was a guy, his name's Ahud Laniandro, and he got the best dick enlargement money he could buy because he's like a billionaire dude, right? 0.78

00:02:55.000 And then he died during the thing. 0.96

00:02:58.000 Died during the enlargement.

00:02:59.000 Oh, he probably died from the anesthesia, right?

00:03:02.000 I wonder.

00:03:02.000 Yeah, man.

00:03:03.000 Getting put under is no joke.

00:03:05.000 Getting put under, you know, it's...

00:03:07.000 They're very, very, very, very good at it now.

00:03:10.000 But it still carries some risks.

00:03:12.000 Or, yeah, I was... 0.99

00:03:14.000 In the dick, they made him such a good dick, the doctor was like, I can't let... 1.00

00:03:17.000 He had to poison him in case his wife saw that dick. 1.00

00:03:20.000 No one can... 1.00

00:03:21.000 Yeah, this is...

00:03:21.000 I can't let...

00:03:22.000 It is my masterpiece.

00:03:25.000 I can't allow this.

00:03:26.000 Oh.

00:03:26.000 Walking the earth, just punishing women.

00:03:29.000 That would be the number one industry in the country. 0.99

00:03:33.000 If there was an actual dick enlargement product, like they just nailed it. 0.92

00:03:38.000 It would be bigger than Apple. 0.99

00:03:39.000 Yeah, in like a week!

00:03:42.000 I mean, Viagra, the amount of people that take that recreationally is very crazy.

00:03:48.000 It's probably their most profitable thing other than vaccines, right?

00:03:52.000 For Pfizer?

00:03:53.000 That's a good question.

00:03:54.000 It's a good question.

00:03:55.000 Well, imagine vaccines would be Viagra if the government was like, you have to take it.

00:04:00.000 Also, we're paying for it. 0.99

00:04:03.000 Imagine if the government just said, listen, more people have to fuck because we need more people. 1.00

00:04:07.000 We have to compete with China. 1.00

00:04:08.000 Yeah.

00:04:08.000 And so Viagra is mandatory.

00:04:10.000 So everyone just has wood.

00:04:13.000 Everywhere you go at every bar.

00:04:15.000 Everywhere you go, dudes just have raging hard-ons that are mandated by the government.

00:04:20.000 Mandated by the government, paid for by the government.

00:04:22.000 And your chick's like, why are you always hard? 0.99

00:04:24.000 And you're like, talk to Biden.

00:04:25.000 You think I want this?

00:04:26.000 It's Kamala Harris.

00:04:29.000 She has an issue.

00:04:30.000 She wants us to do this.

00:04:32.000 This is her issue she's pushing.

00:04:34.000 That's the socialized boners. 0.98

00:04:36.000 It's not socialized medicine for anything but boners.

00:04:39.000 Well, there are people that do believe that more people are supposed to be having children.

00:04:43.000 There's people like Elon, who's far smarter than me, who thinks that there's an issue with a possible population collapse.

00:04:52.000 Not enough people are having kids.

00:04:54.000 And even though there's a lot of people alive right now, the numbers of people having kids are dropping off.

00:05:00.000 And that keeps going.

00:05:02.000 There's a trend that happens.

00:05:04.000 If it doesn't correct itself, it could be a real issue.

00:05:07.000 There's a lot of people that kind of take the opinion on that, too, where you go, not only is it a problem, it's already too far to fix.

00:05:16.000 There's a lot of people that are like, there's not even really a way out of this.

00:05:20.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, Ryan. 0.70

00:05:22.000 You're scaring the shit out of me. 0.96

00:05:23.000 Well, I think the way out is probably, you know, technology and stuff like that, right? 0.87

00:05:27.000 Yeah, probably.

00:05:28.000 If you look at the birth rates, I guess, you know, certain countries you can take more immigrants and stuff like that, but yeah, there is not...

00:05:37.000 Well, we're taking a lot of immigrants. 0.99

00:05:38.000 Yeah.

00:05:39.000 You know, it's really fascinating.

00:05:41.000 The immigrant thing is fascinating, because, you know, my grandparents were immigrants.

00:05:46.000 So, like, watching immigrants come into this country from south of the border... 0.99

00:05:50.000 I mean, I am personally an immigrant.

00:05:52.000 Are you really?

00:05:52.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 Where were you born?

00:05:54.000 Toronto, Canada.

00:05:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:55.000 That doesn't count.

00:05:56.000 You guys are our cousins.

00:05:58.000 You're in the family.

00:05:59.000 You know what?

00:05:59.000 When I tried to move here, I said to that, I would go, come on, really?

00:06:02.000 Is it?

00:06:03.000 But it is.

00:06:04.000 You got to get the green card.

00:06:05.000 You got to do the whole thing.

00:06:05.000 There's a certain amount a year.

00:06:06.000 They have rules about it.

00:06:08.000 Yeah, but if you just come in through the border, you're good.

00:06:10.000 Just walk in.

00:06:10.000 Just fly to Mexico and walk in.

00:06:12.000 I just point to my face.

00:06:13.000 I go, I'm white.

00:06:14.000 Can we?

00:06:14.000 They just let you in.

00:06:15.000 I'm telling you.

00:06:16.000 They don't even care if you're vaccinated. 1.00

00:06:17.000 I go, cut the shit, bro. 1.00

00:06:18.000 You can't fly into the United States still unless you're vaccinated. 1.00

00:06:22.000 From Canada?

00:06:23.000 From other countries.

00:06:24.000 Oh, from other countries.

00:06:25.000 I think.

00:06:26.000 Isn't that true?

00:06:27.000 I think that's still true.

00:06:29.000 But you can just kind of walk in.

00:06:32.000 Like, there's a lot of people just kind of walking in.

00:06:34.000 Like, there's too many people coming across.

00:06:36.000 Certain countries you have to get visas for.

00:06:38.000 Like, you can't just...

00:06:39.000 Because I remember, you know, my friend who lived in Canada, people were going to, you know, Mexico or somewhere, or the U.S., and he was like, yeah, I can't go there.

00:06:45.000 And we're like, what?

00:06:46.000 We're just going on, like, vacation.

00:06:47.000 We're going to go party in, like, you know, Nashville or whatever.

00:06:49.000 And he's like, yeah, I can't...

00:06:50.000 You can do that.

00:06:51.000 Like, I can't do that.

00:06:52.000 He's from India.

00:06:53.000 He can't just go to America.

00:06:55.000 Yeah, you have to be vaccinated and you have to have some sort of paperwork, right?

00:06:59.000 Yeah, you got to get a visa.

00:07:01.000 You have to get a visa to visit?

00:07:02.000 A visiting visa, essentially, yeah.

00:07:04.000 Wow, isn't that wild?

00:07:05.000 No, it's, yeah, it is kind of wild.

00:07:07.000 We don't even think about that. 0.84

00:07:10.000 We don't, you know, we have it so goddamn good here. 0.87

00:07:14.000 We really do. 0.94

00:07:15.000 As nutty as people are, and the crazy gender war talk that's going on right now, it seems like there's such a fascination with gender now.

00:07:28.000 To the point where it's like, what is...

00:07:31.000 Douglas Murray talked about this on the podcast.

00:07:34.000 He was saying that this happens in every civilization before it collapses.

00:07:38.000 People become obsessed with gender for some reason.

00:07:41.000 And then it's also as a comedian, you know, especially like the trans issue or whatever, right?

00:07:47.000 You know, it's like, how do you not address that when it becomes the number one?

00:07:51.000 This is the number one.

00:07:53.000 Everyone's talking about it nonstop.

00:07:54.000 And then they're kind of like, oh, look at all these guys talking about this.

00:07:57.000 And you're like, how do you not?

00:07:58.000 It's like an elephant in the room at that point.

00:08:00.000 Yeah, it's an ideology that's being enforced, that you're not allowed to talk about something that may or may not be crazy.

00:08:06.000 And I'm not talking about all trans people. 0.73

00:08:09.000 I'm just talking about the possibility of crazy people being in any group is 100%. 0.98

00:08:15.000 The possibility of crazy people that are captains of yachts, crazy dentists, crazy everything. 0.98

00:08:23.000 So you have to leave room for crazy when it comes to trans people too. 0.97

00:08:27.000 And right now they don't. 0.92

00:08:29.000 They're not leaving room for crazy. 0.99

00:08:30.000 This is why you have this guy up in Canada with the giant rubber tits. 1.00

00:08:33.000 I love him. 0.99

00:08:34.000 With the shoulder straps.

00:08:35.000 The goat.

00:08:36.000 It's amazing.

00:08:36.000 I don't know if you saw the picture.

00:08:38.000 He looks like Tim Dillon when he has the tits up. 0.93

00:08:39.000 I think he's running a con. 0.98

00:08:42.000 He may be running a con.

00:08:44.000 I mean, this is just my opinion.

00:08:45.000 But it seems like he dresses up like a man during the day.

00:08:48.000 Which, of course, it's a con.

00:08:50.000 I mean, the whole thing is so funny. 0.97

00:08:52.000 Wearing those titties all day long would be nuts. 0.96

00:08:54.000 Bro, it's nuts that you can do that. 0.97

00:08:57.000 It's nuts that you could do that.

00:08:58.000 He's a shop teacher as well.

00:09:00.000 This is where I'm saying, like, you have to leave room for crazy in everything.

00:09:05.000 Yeah.

00:09:05.000 You gotta leave room for crazy.

00:09:06.000 And if you don't leave room for crazy, then we're in a cult. 0.66

00:09:09.000 Okay, now we're in a cult.

00:09:11.000 Do you know how, like, in Russia, they'll have, you know, Putin will play, like, hockey games, and everyone lets him win?

00:09:18.000 They let him do judo, too.

00:09:19.000 Yeah, they let him do it.

00:09:20.000 It's kind of Steven Seagal style.

00:09:22.000 Well, you know, he's 900 pounds.

00:09:24.000 He's just these demonstrations.

00:09:26.000 No, he's actually legit with judo.

00:09:27.000 I know he's really legit.

00:09:29.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:31.000 Judo.

00:09:31.000 Is he judo?

00:09:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:32.000 No, he's a black belt.

00:09:34.000 He's an actual black belt.

00:09:35.000 Putin is a legitimate black belt.

00:09:37.000 Like when you watch him throw people around, watch video of it.

00:09:40.000 Pull up Putin does judo.

00:09:42.000 100% he's legit.

00:09:45.000 Okay, so he's legit that?

00:09:46.000 I actually didn't know that part.

00:09:48.000 He used to be a KGB guy.

00:09:50.000 But the hockey, he plays against high-level professional hockey players.

00:09:55.000 They let him do hockey?

00:09:56.000 Let him win.

00:09:57.000 He gets 11 points against...

00:09:59.000 But I feel like sometimes the trans stuff's that, where everyone just kind of...

00:10:03.000 Right.

00:10:03.000 It is!

00:10:05.000 It is the same thing, because everyone's scared.

00:10:07.000 But when you watch him do judo, like, 100%, that's real skill.

00:10:12.000 Like, 100%. 1.00

00:10:13.000 Like, he definitely knows his shit. 1.00

00:10:15.000 Like, if I saw that guy teaching at a judo academy somewhere, he's a black belt, and he was an instructor, I would say yes. 1.00

00:10:21.000 Legitimate.

00:10:22.000 Nice.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, Putin really knows judo.

00:10:25.000 What about Seagal?

00:10:26.000 What do you think of Seagal?

00:10:27.000 He's really good at Aikido.

00:10:29.000 He was the GOAT, right?

00:10:31.000 No, but he was very talented.

00:10:33.000 If you just watch his fluidity and his technique in Aikido, if you go back to the early days when he was running a dojo in Japan, and I think he was legitimately the first American To run an Aikido dojo in Japan.

00:10:49.000 No bullshit.

00:10:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:10:50.000 And I think he was married to the daughter of one of the main senseis or somebody. 0.97

00:10:57.000 So he was like deep in the culture.

00:10:59.000 And he was really good at Aikido.

00:11:01.000 But Aikido is a martial art that was developed to disarm people with swords.

00:11:06.000 So when someone's coming at you with a sword and you don't have a sword, you're disarming them.

00:11:10.000 The idea is to try to use their momentum against them.

00:11:14.000 So it's kind of a reactive martial art and it's like it's using your momentum and then using leverage and using technique.

00:11:22.000 But it's not offensive.

00:11:24.000 And what he did in the movies is he made it offensive.

00:11:27.000 If you go to Above the Law... 0.98

00:11:29.000 Above the Law is a fucking great movie. 1.00

00:11:30.000 He turned it into a tool to get tons of pussy. 1.00

00:11:33.000 This is him when he's older. 1.00

00:11:34.000 This is Durag Seagal.

00:11:37.000 Durag Seagal is the best Seagal.

00:11:39.000 Durag Seagal is not the best Seagal.

00:11:41.000 You want to go to black and white film Seagal.

00:11:44.000 Because you've got to realize, Above the Law...

00:11:47.000 Go to old Steven Seagal footage.

00:11:49.000 Above the law was in...

00:11:52.000 Hell yeah.

00:11:53.000 Bro, I'm telling you.

00:11:55.000 Listen, the guy...

00:11:56.000 You can say whatever you want about the guy now.

00:11:58.000 But I am just telling you.

00:12:00.000 I love him.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, this is... 1.00

00:12:01.000 Listen, fuck all this. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Go to old Steven Seagal footage. 1.00

00:12:05.000 Because this is a lot of, like...

00:12:07.000 He's, you know, he's basically in a movie now, right?

00:12:11.000 Yeah.

00:12:11.000 That's like, he's in a movie.

00:12:12.000 Those guys aren't really resisting.

00:12:14.000 And one that he's written as well.

00:12:15.000 No, no, [...

00:12:16.000 Old Steven, I'm sorry, old Steven Seagal Aikido footage.

00:12:19.000 There's like legitimate footage of him in the dojo.

00:12:23.000 Just doing work.

00:12:24.000 Yeah, like when you see like his ability to throw people, there you go.

00:12:30.000 He had a big feud with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

00:12:32.000 The top one's legit.

00:12:33.000 I've seen this top one.

00:12:36.000 So, it's a lot of the movements and stuff, like, very fluid.

00:12:40.000 Very fluid.

00:12:41.000 It's just not that effective a martial art in real practice.

00:12:46.000 Like, in real practice, a wrestler is gonna take a Aikido guy down, like, 100% of the time.

00:12:53.000 Yeah, no Aikido guy's ever won one of the big competitions, really.

00:12:57.000 I mean, you could have a guy who starts out in Aikido for some strange reason and is just extraordinarily physically talented.

00:13:04.000 Like if Jon Jones got into Aikido.

00:13:06.000 Sure. 0.99

00:13:07.000 He still would fuck people up in the UFC. There's certain people that are extraordinarily talented. 0.93

00:13:12.000 They're training at the wrong place.

00:13:14.000 That does happen.

00:13:15.000 Perhaps a trans Aikido fighter would do it.

00:13:17.000 But Aikido is just not the way to go.

00:13:20.000 It's a beautiful martial art.

00:13:23.000 It's a beautiful thing to learn.

00:13:24.000 It is a really effective tool.

00:13:26.000 If you know Aikido and a guy has a bat and he's coming at you, it's actually a very important thing to know. 0.58

00:13:32.000 Some of the principles involved in avoiding these strikes, you can apply those in a real situation.

00:13:39.000 But it's just not the...

00:13:41.000 It's just not the martial art that you would say is on its own what's really good for fighting.

00:13:49.000 You wouldn't say Aikido.

00:13:50.000 I feel like the reason why even guys like him aside from that were so great was that they believed it a little.

00:13:57.000 You know when you see Jason Momoa right now as an action star?

00:14:02.000 He doesn't think he's that guy.

00:14:04.000 You know?

00:14:05.000 Whereas, like, you know, kind of even Jean-Claude Van Damme, like, it was getting a little wishy-washy, what was the movie, what was them, you know?

00:14:13.000 Yes, yes.

00:14:14.000 Well, I think the audience capture, like, that, and especially then, you're talking about, like, the 80s and the 90s?

00:14:22.000 Sure.

00:14:23.000 Your connection to the audience is so ethereal.

00:14:27.000 It's mystical.

00:14:28.000 Why do they like me?

00:14:30.000 Where are these people?

00:14:31.000 You're not seeing this guy every day.

00:14:31.000 You don't have any tweets about you.

00:14:34.000 You're not getting any comments on YouTube.

00:14:36.000 You're just trying to figure out if people like you.

00:14:38.000 And you're just doing karate movies.

00:14:41.000 It is very easy to be like a god back in those days.

00:14:45.000 It's kind of like more how music is where it's...

00:14:46.000 I always say that even if you look at, you know, kind of activist stuff.

00:14:51.000 He's doing splits on the top of a building.

00:14:53.000 Oh, that's Jean-Claude.

00:14:55.000 His split move is the move. 0.98

00:14:57.000 Bro, he's doing splits on the top of a fucking giant pillar overlooking the city. 0.98

00:15:03.000 I'd be scared to sit there. 0.98

00:15:04.000 90% of Jean-Clan Van Damme was his splits.

00:15:07.000 First of all, he's a beautiful man.

00:15:09.000 He's the best.

00:15:10.000 He's a beautiful man.

00:15:11.000 I mean, his body is flawless.

00:15:13.000 So he's over there, flawless body, doing splits.

00:15:18.000 More than splits, too.

00:15:19.000 It's like...

00:15:20.000 Look at him.

00:15:21.000 He can do splits on two chairs, where he puts one heel on each chair and he like suspends his body.

00:15:27.000 That's nuts.

00:15:28.000 Oh my god.

00:15:29.000 That's really hard to do, man.

00:15:32.000 Remember the video?

00:15:33.000 I think it was CGI. It had to be CGI. Where they did it in between the two trucks?

00:15:38.000 That's CGI. Both.

00:15:41.000 It has to be CGI. I think he really can do that with his legs still.

00:15:46.000 He really can.

00:15:47.000 I don't think they were moving though, yeah.

00:15:48.000 But they're not going to do that in between trucks and he goes under the truck! 0.99

00:15:51.000 And to lose Jean-Claude Van Damme in a fucking horrific semi-accident where his body gets turned into meat. 0.97

00:15:58.000 I think he's doing some wild stuff right now. 0.98

00:16:02.000 Is he?

00:16:02.000 Oh, on the internet?

00:16:04.000 Yeah. 0.61

00:16:04.000 Well, he did a web series, and then he had some porn star girlfriend, and he was posting photos of him just in a hot tub, just rocking out. 0.61

00:16:14.000 Damn. 0.99

00:16:14.000 Yeah, it was kind of cool. 0.99

00:16:16.000 But I was kind of even saying that the same way that it used to be more mystical with the action stars back then, like you were saying, it kind of reminds me of why I feel like activist messages work better with musicians than podcasters or comedians.

00:16:31.000 Because it's sort of like, with musicians, You know, save the children, whatever you want to say.

00:16:37.000 You know, very like, we gotta feed those kids!

00:16:39.000 And then, but you don't have to really answer anything more than that.

00:16:42.000 Right.

00:16:43.000 And then it's kind of like, with, with, uh...

00:16:45.000 Or you could say something in between songs.

00:16:47.000 Yeah, you could get one comment in.

00:16:49.000 Yeah.

00:16:50.000 But then after it becomes like... 1.00

00:16:52.000 By the way, fuck the Supreme Court. 1.00

00:16:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:56.000 100%.

00:16:56.000 Woo, woo, woo, woo.

00:16:57.000 And Biden needs to codify Roe v.

00:17:00.000 Wade.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:02.000 And if you think women should be in the kitchen, you can leave this concert right now. 1.00

00:17:05.000 Right.

00:17:06.000 But if you said that here, you'd be like, well, what do you mean by that?

00:17:09.000 Lecturing dudes are sus. 0.73

00:17:12.000 They're super sus. 1.00

00:17:13.000 When dudes lecture other dudes, I'm like, damn, you're sus. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Those are closet creeps a lot of the time. 0.99

00:17:22.000 That area where, when things got real wild in 2016, the dudes that became the big lecturers were the...

00:17:28.000 Because the girls, you kind of got it a little more. 1.00

00:17:31.000 There's a few of them that I know that are like, what are you doing?

00:17:34.000 What are you doing?

00:17:35.000 What's that about?

00:17:38.000 Imagine it working.

00:17:40.000 Imagine you say, you know, respect women, and all of a sudden the guy reads that tweet and is like, oh, yeah, I should respect women.

00:17:49.000 I mean, thank God you wrote that.

00:17:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:51.000 It changed my entire opinion of the way I think of everything at 34. Yeah, I just didn't even think there were people until I saw your tweet.

00:18:01.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:18:05.000 Believe all women. 1.00

00:18:07.000 Believe everyone.

00:18:09.000 How about that?

00:18:10.000 Believe all the people.

00:18:11.000 All the time.

00:18:12.000 Believe everybody.

00:18:14.000 No one's lying.

00:18:15.000 Do you think that...

00:18:17.000 Right now, I think your average dude that was like that has sort of felt a little embarrassed.

00:18:22.000 The same way that your average dude that was all in on COVID day after.

00:18:28.000 I remember when COVID happened, I was kind of filming stuff and I had a few buddies that messaged me being like, dude, this is kind of irresponsible that you're filming or whatever.

00:18:36.000 Guys that are cool and I was kind of like, I think you're going to be embarrassed that you sent me this.

00:18:41.000 And...

00:18:47.000 Years later, yup.

00:18:48.000 Yeah, but I think that, you know, some dudes that were like all in on, you know, yelling at you.

00:18:54.000 Some people have a heightened level of anxiety, and it's not even their fault.

00:18:58.000 It's like where you are, maybe you're at a one or two, some people are at a fucking six all the time.

00:19:03.000 So something like COVID comes along, and it just rattles them to like a nine, whereas you stay at a six. 0.92

00:19:10.000 Yeah.

00:19:10.000 You know, you're like where they would be normally.

00:19:13.000 Like, wow, fucking world's fucked now. 1.00

00:19:15.000 That would be them normally. 1.00

00:19:17.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 And then COVID comes along and they go, wow!

00:19:20.000 Some people just thought the way we all felt about it in the beginning.

00:19:24.000 Everybody in the beginning was scared.

00:19:26.000 I remember those days.

00:19:27.000 Everybody in the beginning was like, whoa, this is weird.

00:19:31.000 Yeah, no one was...

00:19:32.000 At the very least, you're like...

00:19:33.000 Everybody was worried because they shut the whole country down.

00:19:36.000 Everybody was worried.

00:19:37.000 We're hearing the stories about leaving ventilators, running out of ventilators.

00:19:41.000 We were all scared.

00:19:42.000 Yeah.

00:19:43.000 I was robbing people's houses.

00:19:44.000 In 2023, I see people driving with masks on.

00:19:49.000 I saw a guy driving with a mask on.

00:19:50.000 That guy's not coming back.

00:19:51.000 Driving?

00:19:52.000 Driving with a mask on.

00:19:53.000 The plane's full of them and they've got the full, you know, the Bane masks, the whole deal.

00:19:57.000 Some people are not coming back.

00:19:58.000 They're not coming back.

00:20:00.000 Yeah.

00:20:00.000 We broke them.

00:20:02.000 There's a couple comics.

00:20:03.000 Not we, but life.

00:20:04.000 No, no.

00:20:04.000 Society.

00:20:05.000 The thing.

00:20:05.000 The thing that we just went through broke them.

00:20:08.000 Three years is enough to break someone, too. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00

00:20:11.000 Three years is enough to break a strong person. 1.00

00:20:13.000 Yeah.

00:20:14.000 A strong person.

00:20:15.000 Well, don't they...

00:20:16.000 Like, imagine you were going to jail and you go solitary confinement and they put you in solitary confinement for three years.

00:20:21.000 Like, how many...

00:20:22.000 Isn't there a pretty good percentage of people that lose their mind in that scenario?

00:20:25.000 How do you do that to a person?

00:20:27.000 Isn't that...

00:20:27.000 Isn't it wild?

00:20:29.000 I mean, I had a bit about this at one point in time.

00:20:31.000 Where I was like, this is how much we need each other, that we'll take people that are murderers and rapists and thieves and swindlers, and the worst punishment you can give them is leaving them alone.

00:20:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:47.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.99

00:20:49.000 Like, the worst punishment you can give to someone is just leave them alone.

00:20:53.000 You can't talk to anyone.

00:20:55.000 Whew.

00:20:55.000 Imagine you can't, you leave them alone with no books.

00:20:59.000 Well, you know what?

00:21:00.000 It's funny because the best reward you can give someone for about three hours is leave them alone.

00:21:05.000 And it goes from, you know what I mean?

00:21:08.000 For certain people, you go, the best thing, you know, someone that's just got too much going on, you got family, whatever it is, like the best thing you could have is like, you know, no one's bugging me for three hours.

00:21:17.000 And that slowly becomes the best thing to the worst nightmare that you can imagine.

00:21:22.000 Hell on earth.

00:21:23.000 Weird.

00:21:24.000 Weird.

00:21:24.000 We're so strange.

00:21:26.000 So that's why it didn't break people.

00:21:28.000 That's why all that, like, people are like, well, I'm kind of a loner. 0.99

00:21:30.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:21:33.000 That's a weird one. 1.00

00:21:35.000 You kind of like being alone sometimes.

00:21:38.000 Yeah.

00:21:38.000 But no one wants to be alone.

00:21:39.000 And if you do, be careful, because then you're Ted Kaczynski.

00:21:42.000 If you really want to be alone, you probably hate people and you're trying to blow them up.

00:21:46.000 And also the people that, like, say that, they want to be alone, you're like, yeah, you want to be alone, but in front of a TV, you know?

00:21:52.000 Right.

00:21:52.000 Are you alone?

00:21:55.000 None of those people are like, yeah, I just go to my basement, shut the lights off, and sit there.

00:21:59.000 That's it, in the dark.

00:21:59.000 Like a serial killer.

00:22:01.000 Contemplate my demise.

00:22:02.000 Just think.

00:22:03.000 I try to feel my cells reproducing poorly. 0.98

00:22:06.000 Yeah, like a psycho. 0.71

00:22:08.000 Which ones are going to fail me first before I perish? 0.70

00:22:11.000 Yeah, that is kind of what it is, yeah. 0.99

00:22:14.000 Just sitting there thinking of you having sex, lighting matches, burning them down to your fingertips, alone in the dark. 0.98

00:22:22.000 Blisters on your fingers from holding... 0.99

00:22:24.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.53

00:22:25.000 Okay, if you say that, you go, okay, you're kind of a loner.

00:22:27.000 Yeah, that's correct. 0.97

00:22:28.000 That's a real loner. 1.00

00:22:29.000 We need to keep a fucking eye on you. 1.00

00:22:30.000 Yeah, that is correct. 1.00

00:22:31.000 You are... 0.95

00:22:32.000 It is fucking weird how much we need each other. 0.99

00:22:36.000 We need each other so bad. 0.98

00:22:38.000 Yeah, so I watched that.

00:22:40.000 I watched a lot of people get broken because of that stuff, especially in Canada where it was like, Way crazier, you know what I mean?

00:22:46.000 I always say my mom was a good pulse of what a normal person is.

00:22:51.000 I always say she watches Fox and CNN but just thinks they're both just news.

00:22:58.000 So she'll literally watch the news and be like, the news can't make up their mind.

00:23:03.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Do you talk about this in your ass? 1.00

00:23:06.000 I've never said that on stage, no. 1.00

00:23:08.000 It makes me laugh because she'll think, she'll be like, they can't decide whether they like the president, whether they hate, it's all, you know what I mean?

00:23:17.000 100%.

00:23:17.000 You should write that down.

00:23:19.000 Yeah, that's...

00:23:19.000 Okay, so...

00:23:20.000 That's, like, fertile territory.

00:23:23.000 You know, someone starts talking about something, you, like, see a whole fertile field in front of them, like, oh, you can do something like this.

00:23:28.000 Yeah, yeah, thank you.

00:23:28.000 I've tried...

00:23:29.000 Well, so...

00:23:30.000 So she would kind of, like, at first be like, you know, they need to lock it all down, and then there was a bit where she was, like, getting mad, been like, it's been six months, I can't see my friends, this doesn't even make sense, you know?

00:23:40.000 It's like...

00:23:40.000 And I was kind of like, just go see your friends, who cares?

00:23:42.000 There was a point where they're, you know, when they're saying, like...

00:23:45.000 You know, you can only have two people, and then they're like, we upped it to three, and I'm like, I mean, I don't know, make it zero.

00:23:49.000 I'm not really paying attention to what the rules are.

00:23:51.000 It's easy to have hindsight and look back and think you would have done it differently.

00:23:57.000 That's part of the problem, too.

00:24:01.000 If you're the government and you tell someone something, changing course is so hard.

00:24:08.000 It's a big-ass boat to steer.

00:24:12.000 You tell him everyone's going to die, and then you go, actually, very few people that are unhealthy are going to die, and the rest of them are going to be fine.

00:24:21.000 You'd be like, what?

00:24:23.000 Like, out of all the people I know?

00:24:25.000 Yeah.

00:24:26.000 Like, if you're the government, and you start, like, taking in information as time goes on, you realize, oh, we're way off on this.

00:24:33.000 Like, this really just affects old people and overweight people. 1.00

00:24:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:24:38.000 But we don't want to fucking keep this party going. 1.00

00:24:43.000 How do I... Yeah, and also if I don't keep the party going, I'm like the wrong... 0.96

00:24:47.000 I'm a bad person.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, I'm a bad guy now.

00:24:50.000 Now you're encouraging people to get sick. 1.00

00:24:54.000 If you've played to the people with the highest levels of anxiety, if you all of a sudden shift course and ask for courage, they'll be like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:25:04.000 Yeah, what are you up to here?

00:25:06.000 Why'd you change your idea?

00:25:07.000 You were with us.

00:25:09.000 We were like, lock it all down.

00:25:11.000 There's a lot of lock it all down, people.

00:25:12.000 Lock it all down and triple mask up and no one moves.

00:25:15.000 No more working.

00:25:16.000 We need a redistribution of wealth.

00:25:18.000 Get in your closet.

00:25:19.000 Yeah, you go, what was that?

00:25:21.000 That's so funny.

00:25:21.000 You go, all right, we need to lock it down and we need to take all your money.

00:25:24.000 You go, what was that last part?

00:25:25.000 You go, and also less men in tech.

00:25:29.000 And you're like, how does this one relate again? 0.99

00:25:31.000 You go, just shut up together. 0.95

00:25:33.000 Redistribute wealth through the vaccine. 0.99

00:25:36.000 Yeah.

00:25:36.000 A medical intervention became a sign of being a leftist.

00:25:40.000 It did.

00:25:41.000 And avoiding a medical intervention became a sign of being a right-winger.

00:25:45.000 It was really weird.

00:25:46.000 That was the wildest.

00:25:48.000 Really wild.

00:25:49.000 Like, if you just said, like, I don't think I want to take that, after what I've heard from people that took it, and people go, what are you, a Trump supporter?

00:25:57.000 Like instantly.

00:25:58.000 Yeah.

00:25:58.000 And that wasn't really the breakdown either.

00:26:01.000 It was like, you know, kind of like a lot of old hippie types, like a lot of my like urban friends in Toronto, like the most people that I know that wouldn't take it was like rapper dudes.

00:26:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:12.000 Ice Cube famously turned down a movie.

00:26:14.000 I think it was worth like nine million dollars.

00:26:15.000 Yeah.

00:26:17.000 I'm sure he didn't like Trump.

00:26:18.000 I would imagine that...

00:26:20.000 I would imagine that Cube wasn't loving Trump. 0.99

00:26:24.000 People were fucking suspicious. 0.99

00:26:25.000 People were suspicious. 0.99

00:26:27.000 Because it takes a long time to figure out what the overall long-term negative effects are of drugs.

00:26:33.000 That's why it takes a long time for them to license them.

00:26:37.000 I mean, it takes...

00:26:38.000 Like, for a drug to be approved?

00:26:40.000 Like, generally?

00:26:41.000 I mean, how many years does it take for a vaccine to normally be approved?

00:26:46.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.000 And something that's like very novel, a novel type of vaccine, it's so unusual that it got approved so quick.

00:26:54.000 And if it wasn't for COVID, it most likely wouldn't have, right?

00:26:58.000 I mean, it was an emergency use authorization thing.

00:27:00.000 For people to be nervous about something like that seems rational.

00:27:04.000 It seems rational.

00:27:05.000 Well, I know the other side of it, where I know a lot of, you know, kind of maybe more right-leaning dudes that were like super into the vaccine.

00:27:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:12.000 And they were like, if you're a Republican, you don't like the vaccine.

00:27:16.000 And they were like, well, I'm a Republican.

00:27:17.000 I like the vaccine because they're just older or whatever, more safe or have a different view on life. 1.00

00:27:22.000 There's this narrative that you were an idiot if you didn't want to take it. 0.99

00:27:26.000 How do you guys know for sure what's happening here? 1.00

00:27:32.000 How do you know for sure?

00:27:33.000 How much research are you doing?

00:27:36.000 Have you looked at the studies?

00:27:38.000 Are you looking at who it's affecting?

00:27:40.000 There's actually things you can do to kind of mitigate that.

00:27:44.000 You can take vitamins and supplements and they boost your immune system and you probably should be exercising.

00:27:49.000 Quit vaping might help.

00:27:51.000 I didn't look at any of the studies and talked about it a lot.

00:27:55.000 In the beginning, I think they were saying, for some weird reason, that people who smoked cigarettes had a lower level of infection.

00:28:03.000 I was like, yeah, they're probably cooking the COVID out of their system.

00:28:06.000 Their body's like, hey, we got enough gunk in here.

00:28:08.000 We don't have any room for any of this COVID stuff, Mr. Burns style.

00:28:12.000 I wonder if you're a chain smoker.

00:28:14.000 You're filtering all that COVID through cigarette smoke.

00:28:18.000 Like, I wonder if it actually kills the COVID that's in your lungs.

00:28:22.000 We all know someone that, you know, is like in the worst shape, drinks, smokes, nonstop, and they're the first guy up being like, let's go!

00:28:31.000 And you're like, how are you not dead?

00:28:32.000 Right.

00:28:33.000 Some bodies just know how to deal with, like, yeah, I think that is it.

00:28:37.000 They just, you just gotta like, well, first of all, you have tar, you have like a legit, just like a tarf, Like, filter, covering your whole body.

00:28:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:47.000 The pores are all clogged.

00:28:49.000 Yeah, they're calluses.

00:28:49.000 It's like, you know, construction workers with the calluses.

00:28:52.000 They have that.

00:28:52.000 And then the alcohol, your liver is just, like, covered in a filter of, you know, alcohol.

00:28:58.000 Your liver's just super powered.

00:29:00.000 I know people like that.

00:29:00.000 Your liver's like a power lifter.

00:29:02.000 Yeah.

00:29:02.000 Every day it's, like, pumping out, like, serious, serious alcohol.

00:29:07.000 And that's your natural state.

00:29:08.000 So I think your body, too, and this is the total speculation, but...

00:29:13.000 There's a point where your body essentially...

00:29:15.000 The reason for pain is to be like, hey, don't do that.

00:29:19.000 I think your body probably gives so much like, your lungs hurt, your body hurts, but they don't listen, so the body just goes, do what you want then.

00:29:28.000 I'll stop sending the sensors up to your body that this is bad.

00:29:32.000 Yeah, your body just gives up.

00:29:34.000 Yeah, they go, sure.

00:29:35.000 A constant state of inflammation everywhere, so you just go numb.

00:29:38.000 That's what it is.

00:29:39.000 Some people that live like that for a long-ass time Crazy, right?

00:29:44.000 When those guys live?

00:29:45.000 Heavy duty substance abusers that lived for...

00:29:48.000 How old is Keith Richards?

00:29:50.000 Yeah.

00:29:51.000 You know, he wasn't a boozer, though.

00:29:53.000 Killing it.

00:29:54.000 Yeah.

00:29:54.000 Oh, he wasn't?

00:29:55.000 Not hardcore.

00:29:56.000 I mean, he never got fat.

00:29:57.000 It's the boozers that get fat that seems like that's not good.

00:30:03.000 You know, like, because there's people that are overweight just because they drink too much beer.

00:30:09.000 So the calories they're consuming in beer is insane.

00:30:12.000 Nine baguettes a night.

00:30:14.000 What is a Bud Tallboy?

00:30:18.000 What's the calories in a Bud Tallboy?

00:30:21.000 I would guess a Tallboy, my guess would be 480. 480. Jamie, what do you think it is?

00:30:29.000 Four low-end, five high-end.

00:30:31.000 I might have pulled it up, I guess, like 300. I thought 300 was a normal.

00:30:35.000 I was thinking like 350. So you'll go 300, I'll go 350. And would you say four what?

00:30:40.000 I said 450, I think.

00:30:42.000 450. For a tall can, though.

00:30:45.000 Did you say Bud Light or Bud?

00:30:46.000 Yeah, Bud.

00:30:47.000 Tall boy.

00:30:48.000 195. That's it?

00:30:49.000 That's propaganda.

00:30:50.000 That's a lie!

00:30:51.000 They're working with the government.

00:30:56.000 It seems like it should be way more than that.

00:30:58.000 It's only 190 calories for a butt tall boy?

00:31:01.000 So a normal one's what?

00:31:02.000 100? 0.85

00:31:04.000 That seems ridiculous. 0.54

00:31:05.000 120? 0.94

00:31:06.000 I don't buy it.

00:31:07.000 Yeah, I've seen there's like a commercial for Miller Lite or something.

00:31:11.000 They're like, we're only one more calorie than McUltra.

00:31:12.000 It's like, oh, really?

00:31:14.000 Really?

00:31:15.000 That's crazy.

00:31:16.000 Yeah, I'm having trouble buying it.

00:31:18.000 Well, whatever.

00:31:19.000 Either way, if you drink 12 of them, it's like, you know, after the end of the night, you're just like, yeah, let me just have three.

00:31:24.000 It's another thousand calories.

00:31:25.000 Let me have two Subway buns.

00:31:27.000 So if you just drink five Bud Tallboys, which many gentlemen do on a fine Saturday evening, that's a thousand extra calories.

00:31:35.000 Yeah.

00:31:35.000 Every night.

00:31:37.000 Every night.

00:31:38.000 And if you hate your job, why not keep drinking?

00:31:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:43.000 Don't quit drinking if you hate your job.

00:31:44.000 That being said, I think the original hypothesis that, you know, it's better to just be on heroin probably isn't right either.

00:31:52.000 I think heroin is probably better for you if you get the stuff that Keith Richards is getting.

00:31:56.000 If you're doing it completely right, sure.

00:31:58.000 Yeah, he's getting heroin like straight out of Afghanistan.

00:32:01.000 They probably fly it in on a drone.

00:32:04.000 He probably lands in his mansion in Connecticut on a drone.

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:10.000 He definitely has got the guy.

00:32:12.000 A brick.

00:32:13.000 You know, it's probably got like the brown paper over it and twine roping it together.

00:32:18.000 In 2018, he said he wasn't off for a year.

00:32:21.000 He got fed up with it.

00:32:22.000 Oh, he said he hasn't been on the hard booze for about a year.

00:32:25.000 So he drank up until he was like 75. That's going to be that?

00:32:28.000 Yeah, but I guarantee he's still drinking.

00:32:30.000 He just gave up on moonshine.

00:32:33.000 He's probably just drinking wine or something.

00:32:36.000 You said he gave up on the hard.

00:32:37.000 It says the hard drinks.

00:32:39.000 My favorite drink was Jack Daniels or vodka.

00:32:41.000 Occasional glass of wine still or beer.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, so we'll have beers and wine.

00:32:45.000 He just gave up on drinking Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle right there.

00:32:50.000 Taking it easy.

00:32:52.000 He's so old!

00:32:53.000 I'm just gonna take it easy tonight too.

00:32:55.000 I saw them and it was almost like a psychedelic experience.

00:32:59.000 Really?

00:32:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:00.000 I was like mesmerized when I saw...

00:33:03.000 I couldn't believe they were really there.

00:33:04.000 I was like... 0.99

00:33:06.000 Holy shit, that really is Mick Jagger. 0.99

00:33:09.000 That really is Keith Richards. 0.99

00:33:10.000 Like, wow!

00:33:11.000 Yeah, it is cool.

00:33:12.000 Where'd you see them?

00:33:13.000 They were here.

00:33:13.000 They were in Austin.

00:33:14.000 Recently?

00:33:15.000 Yeah, at the racetrack.

00:33:16.000 Yeah, the Coda.

00:33:18.000 The Circuit of Americas. 0.99

00:33:20.000 It's fucking crazy to watch them. 0.99

00:33:24.000 That old. 1.00

00:33:25.000 Still jamming out.

00:33:27.000 Yeah.

00:33:27.000 Still doing it.

00:33:28.000 Mick Jagger's still dancing around.

00:33:30.000 Doing like the dancing like a girl at like 85 is strange, right? 1.00

00:33:33.000 It's weird.

00:33:34.000 But it's Mick Jagger.

00:33:36.000 You let it go.

00:33:36.000 Of course!

00:33:37.000 It's cool.

00:33:37.000 You know, whatever it is.

00:33:38.000 But that's him, dude.

00:33:39.000 I actually saw them in Toronto.

00:33:41.000 There's this thing called Sars Stock.

00:33:42.000 Do you remember when Sars was coming around? 0.68

00:33:43.000 The original COVID? Yes, I do.

00:33:45.000 So they did a big festival.

00:33:46.000 I think there was like a problem where the stage broke and some people died or something.

00:33:50.000 I think it was...

00:33:50.000 Oh, no.

00:33:51.000 Yeah.

00:33:52.000 I'm...

00:33:52.000 I don't know, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think there was some big debacle there, but I saw them there.

00:33:56.000 Wasn't there a time like back in the day where the Hells Angels killed the guy at one of their concerts?

00:34:02.000 That used to be the deal is like you hire Hells Angels to be your bouncers.

00:34:06.000 Was that what they did?

00:34:07.000 I thought it was like just audience members.

00:34:11.000 I thought like the Hells Angels were in the audience.

00:34:13.000 What happened with that?

00:34:14.000 Well, I don't know if this specific one, but that used to be like a big thing in music is let's hire, you know, Hell's Angels guys.

00:34:22.000 What a great idea.

00:34:24.000 I think it's a great idea until you realize they've got like a...

00:34:26.000 Also, they have a drug ring that they're running at your festival.

00:34:32.000 American man who was killed in 1969 Altamont free concert during the performance by the Rolling Stones, Hunter approached the stage and he was violently driven off by members of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club who agreed to serve as security guards.

00:34:48.000 Oh, so you're right.

00:34:49.000 Security guards.

00:34:49.000 That's what it was.

00:34:50.000 That is it.

00:34:51.000 Can I tell you some- Wow, so the guy was rushing the stage and they beat him to death?

00:34:54.000 Is that what happened?

00:34:56.000 I thought it got stabbed.

00:34:58.000 It was like the Chappelle thing, but they took it a little further.

00:35:00.000 But I think...

00:35:01.000 I feel like someone got stabbed.

00:35:03.000 Oh, it's on film.

00:35:05.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:35:07.000 Me and Jamie were talking about all the Twitter fight clubs.

00:35:12.000 It's on film.

00:35:14.000 I guess it would be, yeah.

00:35:16.000 Um, I mean, that's most of Twitter right now is watching fight videos that I don't want to see.

00:35:20.000 Dude, there's so much on Instagram that they let through.

00:35:24.000 So much, like, finds their way into your feed.

00:35:27.000 You're like, how am I watching this?

00:35:28.000 How is this okay?

00:35:31.000 Um, I can't tell what's happening.

00:35:36.000 Yeah, that is wild.

00:35:37.000 And this is 1969, man.

00:35:42.000 I don't think you or I is really...

00:35:45.000 I don't think we're ever going to really understand how crazy 1969 was.

00:35:50.000 I think we missed it. 0.99

00:35:52.000 Whatever the fuck... 1.00

00:35:53.000 People aren't big that... 0.99

00:35:56.000 There's no people that are that big anymore, really.

00:36:00.000 Well, there are, but it's a different thing.

00:36:03.000 Right?

00:36:04.000 It's a different thing with the internet.

00:36:05.000 The whole thing is different.

00:36:07.000 Decentralized?

00:36:07.000 What I'm saying is like the change between the 1950s and 1969. In which way?

00:36:12.000 Only 19 years.

00:36:13.000 In the way the culture was.

00:36:14.000 Yeah.

00:36:15.000 Like, think of just music.

00:36:16.000 Think about Buddy Holly. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Like, fucking, you know, all that kind of... 1.00

00:36:19.000 Big Sue. 1.00

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 It's great music, but you go from that to Hendrix.

00:36:25.000 Yeah.

00:36:26.000 Like, what happened? 0.99

00:36:27.000 What the fuck happened? 0.99

00:36:28.000 I always think that there's... 0.99

00:36:29.000 Like, the world changed.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, and I always look at culture through music a little bit, but it's always that things go so far one way and people get sick of it. 1.00

00:36:41.000 Even punk and stuff, it always goes very soft, and then there's some guy singing about his girlfriend and stuff like that, and then people get so sick of that shit that the next guy's like, I hate women! 0.71

00:36:50.000 Yeah, well, it's like every now and then the culture needs like a jolt of something different. 0.99

00:36:55.000 You get sick of it.

00:36:56.000 That's what Nirvana was.

00:36:58.000 There was all hair bands and then Nirvana came along.

00:37:01.000 And Nirvana essentially killed the hair band.

00:37:05.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Everybody wanted to be moody.

00:37:07.000 I'm tired of partying, man.

00:37:08.000 I just want to be moody.

00:37:09.000 I want to be like deep.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, and also the next generation's like, it also gets corporate too, right?

00:37:15.000 So, you know, the thing becomes, it's so hip and it's so cool.

00:37:18.000 The genre.

00:37:18.000 The genre becomes corporate, right?

00:37:20.000 And then there's some new scene that isn't, like, that's why, I always, like, all art, it's so cool to me that, that's why Austin, to me, is this, because all art always happens in these little pockets, right?

00:37:29.000 Like, the grunge was at Seattle, you know, the You guys have your Austin thing where it's like I'm even just like kind of hanging with you guys at the Vulcan it was like you know there's five or six of you and you're not there's no one telling you what to do and it's like really just this like movement I remember like Toronto I felt like I had that where it was just there's no one telling you what to do it's eight people that are all kind of inventing a new little style and pushing each other and that's how culture always kind of Forms the best and then that becomes someone from that culture gets so popular then after eight years Everyone gets a little sick

00:38:00.000 of that.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, they'll get sick of everything no matter what but this this idea that That shouldn't be the case you shouldn't cool.

00:38:08.000 Yeah, it's good good that things shift around that's cool When something is like as good as nirvana like you know all that hairband stuff There was like a weird moment where I think people lost their fucking minds Where it was all, like, guys had just giant big hair and wearing makeup.

00:38:23.000 Yeah.

00:38:24.000 It was real glammy.

00:38:25.000 Very strange.

00:38:26.000 Very strange.

00:38:27.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:28.000 And then Nirvana came along and just fucking tanked it. 0.99

00:38:31.000 He tanked the whole thing. 0.98

00:38:32.000 Enough of this whole thing, yeah.

00:38:34.000 He literally really did.

00:38:35.000 I'm going to be wearing, like, a crappy sweater and, you know, crappy jeans, yeah. 0.99

00:38:40.000 Screaming, rape me. 1.00

00:38:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:38:43.000 Jesus Christ.

00:38:44.000 You're not the only one.

00:38:46.000 They were so good.

00:38:49.000 They were so good that they tanked an opposing industry.

00:38:53.000 Honestly, yeah.

00:38:54.000 Just with their talent.

00:38:55.000 All that stuff just went away.

00:38:57.000 All that stuff went away.

00:38:58.000 All that crazy hair. 1.00

00:38:59.000 There was like a hundred of those bands.

00:39:01.000 And they all look exactly the same, too, by the way.

00:39:04.000 They all had crazy big hair. 0.99

00:39:05.000 And they were all wearing leopard skin jackets and shit. 1.00

00:39:08.000 They had lipstick on. 0.99

00:39:10.000 It was so weird.

00:39:12.000 It was such a weird thing.

00:39:15.000 I love it.

00:39:16.000 It was such a weird thing that a very feminized male was super attractive in the music business only. 0.99

00:39:28.000 It was not like one of those guys was an action star and was kicking ass with makeup on and fucking kiss heels. 0.97

00:39:36.000 There wasn't that, but there was something about those guys singing that you accepted a certain amount of gender bending. 0.98

00:39:45.000 Yeah, and you also, those guys, there is a big difference that I think people always miss when they're talking about, like, the guys used to dress like that, but those guys were dressing like that, but they were, like, very masculine dudes.

00:39:56.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:57.000 Right.

00:39:58.000 Paul Stanley.

00:39:59.000 Yeah, just, like, a band van is very similar to, like, a sports dressing room.

00:40:03.000 It's a bunch of guys.

00:40:04.000 Anytime you put, like, a bunch of guys together for a long time, like, there's a dynamic there, right?

00:40:09.000 So, yeah, they're a bunch of dudes acting like dudes, but then they, you know, make a pun.

00:40:14.000 Yeah, and then they have giant heels. 1.00

00:40:15.000 But they're not saying it.

00:40:16.000 And they get their hair teased up.

00:40:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:40:18.000 And they fucking get out there and shake their hips. 0.98

00:40:21.000 You know what the craziest thing to me is? 0.99

00:40:23.000 And they sing about getting girls, too, which is funny.

00:40:25.000 Look at what Rob Halford did. 0.99

00:40:27.000 It was Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so fucking good. 0.98

00:40:31.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:40:31.000 Judas Priest was so good that they got people to dress up like... 0.97

00:40:38.000 Like a biker. 0.99

00:40:39.000 Yeah.

00:40:40.000 Everybody decided to dress up like a biker.

00:40:42.000 They got everyone on board with that.

00:40:43.000 That was like the thing.

00:40:43.000 They kind of got...

00:40:45.000 Like a gay biker. 1.00

00:40:45.000 How many people... 1.00

00:40:47.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 When you find out that Rob was gay...

00:40:49.000 They tricked everyone.

00:40:50.000 You're like, do you know how amazing that is?

00:40:51.000 Do you think that there was any guy at the club when they found out he was gay?

00:40:54.000 There was like, what the...

00:40:55.000 Oh my god.

00:40:56.000 Ripping off his leather. 0.83

00:40:57.000 Do you know how many guys must have tweaked out when they found out he was gay? 0.95

00:41:01.000 He's got the gimp mask on with the zip. 0.79

00:41:02.000 You got another thing coming... 0.98

00:41:05.000 You're telling me this guy's gay? 0.99

00:41:07.000 Ripping off his bondage outfit. 0.91

00:41:10.000 Dude, I had a friend of mine in high school.

00:41:11.000 He used to listen to Rob Halford.

00:41:13.000 Like, you got another thing coming.

00:41:15.000 That was like his mantra.

00:41:16.000 Like for him.

00:41:17.000 He loved it.

00:41:17.000 Getting out of the town.

00:41:18.000 He was that dude that was like kind of like socially troubled and he had to get out of the town.

00:41:22.000 He was going to make his way.

00:41:24.000 You got another thing.

00:41:25.000 That was his song. 0.99

00:41:26.000 I remember going, damn, that is a fresh song. 0.99

00:41:29.000 That song was amazing. 0.98

00:41:30.000 So he would listen to that song to get hyped up about leaving town?

00:41:34.000 Did he ever get out?

00:41:37.000 If you ever go back and he's like working at the tackle shop.

00:41:40.000 I'm only in touch with a couple of my friends from the high school.

00:41:45.000 Two of my best friends that I'm still friends with back then, my two friend Jimmy's, those were guys I went to high school with the Jimmy's, yeah.

00:41:54.000 But they went to North.

00:41:55.000 I went to high school in Newton South, so we were like in the same town, but we didn't go to the same school.

00:42:00.000 So I'm only friends with one dude who was from my art class, who was like the best Artists in the art class, this guy John DeVore.

00:42:09.000 He and I, we communicate on email sometimes, but he was like the guy when we were kids that was like this amazing comic book illustrator.

00:42:17.000 How's he doing now?

00:42:18.000 Is he a comic book illustrator?

00:42:19.000 No, he runs a speaker company.

00:42:22.000 Interesting world.

00:42:23.000 He actually stopped doing art for the same reason that I did. 0.64

00:42:25.000 Because the teacher that we had in high school was such a douchebag, he made you not want to do art.

00:42:31.000 Interesting.

00:42:32.000 What did he do? 0.79

00:42:32.000 He was just miserable. 0.79

00:42:35.000 He was like, you can try this, but it's a waste of time.

00:42:37.000 So this guy, John, my friend from high school, told me that teacher gave him an F. And I just told you he was the most talented guy in the class, by far.

00:42:43.000 I was number three.

00:42:44.000 There was this dude named Kevin, he was number two, and I was number three.

00:42:47.000 But all three of us did a comic book together.

00:42:50.000 Cool.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, like some martial arts dragon thing.

00:42:54.000 I forget what it's called.

00:42:55.000 When you're young, it's so funny because you're like, we're going to take over the world with this comic book stuff. 0.98

00:43:01.000 We would hang out and do art together, but the teacher was such a twat. 0.99

00:43:06.000 He was such a twat. 1.00

00:43:08.000 He was like this miserable older guy with a pot... 1.00

00:43:12.000 I remember his pot belly, like he was pregnant. 0.99

00:43:14.000 But he was a tiny man.

00:43:16.000 He was very thin, but with a pot belly.

00:43:18.000 Yeah.

00:43:18.000 And he was just saying, you're not going to be able to do what you want to do with your life.

00:43:23.000 If you're going to be an artist, you're going to have to draw things you don't want to draw.

00:43:27.000 There's no way...

00:43:29.000 Like me, nude, after class, if you want an A. Not everyone gets what they want.

00:43:37.000 Bro, he doesn't want to fuck anybody. 1.00

00:43:40.000 He didn't want to fuck anybody. 1.00

00:43:41.000 He just wanted to go to sleep. 1.00

00:43:43.000 That guy was just- Just hated his life. 0.93

00:43:44.000 He was miserable, and he was just really bad to be around.

00:43:48.000 Because you were young and full of energy, and you just wanted to do something with your life, and this is a thing that you were doing that you were kind of getting good at.

00:43:56.000 Of course.

00:43:57.000 And you're like, maybe I could be an artist.

00:43:58.000 I love comic books.

00:43:59.000 Maybe I could draw comic books.

00:44:00.000 The art teacher says no. 1.00

00:44:02.000 This guy was such a cunt. 1.00

00:44:03.000 He was such a cunt. 1.00

00:44:04.000 You're like, oh my god, I gotta get away from you. 1.00

00:44:06.000 So negative.

00:44:07.000 It's kind of a weird thing with art because, you know, it is true when someone says, hey, you know, this isn't a good idea.

00:44:15.000 Like, they're right, statistically.

00:44:18.000 So there is something to be said about, like, I always, I feel like you actually need most people being like, listen, this is probably a bad idea to try to be a comedian.

00:44:26.000 Like, that is the actual responsibility.

00:44:28.000 So when parents, they're like, that's, okay, that's not a good idea.

00:44:31.000 They're right.

00:44:31.000 But you only need one person that's like, you can, though.

00:44:35.000 Like, you need one guy in your corner.

00:44:37.000 You can't have every person says no, because then it's too, you know, you're too afraid.

00:44:40.000 But I think that a lot of times...

00:44:44.000 There's this weird, like, sometimes people say you need too much support.

00:44:49.000 Like, you know what I mean?

00:44:50.000 Like, if everyone's like, you could do this, like, because the people that are going to make it, you are going to break through a level of adversity, usually, you know, the people are going to make it work.

00:45:01.000 They don't care that people are saying no.

00:45:02.000 But if everyone's saying no, I feel like that's what, like, ruins some people that could have been great.

00:45:09.000 Everyone's saying no?

00:45:09.000 So like their family's saying no?

00:45:11.000 Yeah, like imagine your dad's like, listen, go to school.

00:45:14.000 This probably isn't a good idea.

00:45:15.000 Your mom's saying that.

00:45:16.000 Maybe your teacher's saying that.

00:45:17.000 But then you had one teacher that's like, no, you got something here.

00:45:20.000 Like give one encouraging person for a guy.

00:45:22.000 Like I think a lot of young dudes don't have like one encouraging person.

00:45:26.000 That's interesting.

00:45:28.000 Yeah.

00:45:29.000 Well, I think also... 0.98

00:45:32.000 Whatever the fuck you're trying to do, whether you're trying to do stand-up comedy or anything else, it's gonna be a long-ass road. 0.97

00:45:38.000 And you can't hope you get successful really quickly. 0.98

00:45:41.000 And the problem with comedy, as opposed to everything else, is that people think they have, like, a giant head start.

00:45:47.000 Like, people who...

00:45:49.000 A lot of people who have the courage to do it are a little delusional about, like...

00:45:53.000 And you need a little bit of that.

00:45:55.000 Yeah, you need a little bit of that.

00:45:56.000 But those people, like, when you...

00:46:00.000 It's a fine line.

00:46:01.000 That's what I mean. 0.67

00:46:02.000 We really don't know until it works like so many different people succeed in stand-up comedy that you wouldn't have thought would have if you didn't know any better or if you didn't if you didn't see them in Like the first year of their career when they sucked.

00:46:16.000 Yeah, if you only saw them like seven eight years later You would probably never imagine how bad they sucked years ago There's certain guys like that. 0.97

00:46:25.000 Or how much of a dick they were or something, you know? 0.99

00:46:29.000 But it's all about constant improvement and constantly working at it. 0.99

00:46:34.000 And some people just don't do that, man.

00:46:36.000 The thing about comedy is nobody tells you to do it. 1.00

00:46:38.000 If you're a comic, you can kind of fuck off. 0.95

00:46:41.000 Especially if you're in New York and you kind of are making a living, maybe you have a podcast, you can really just do the bare minimum. 0.99

00:46:49.000 Yeah!

00:46:50.000 You just do a few sets here and there and do the same 15 minutes.

00:46:53.000 But whenever you see those people, like I always kind of, you know, like a little bit binary with people.

00:46:57.000 I'm always like, would you bet on that guy?

00:46:59.000 Like when you see someone two, three years in, I don't say, I never, that's what I say.

00:47:03.000 I go, I don't say like, are they, how, what, what should they do better?

00:47:06.000 What should they do worse?

00:47:07.000 Like, you know, what, what moves should they make?

00:47:09.000 Should this guy be this?

00:47:10.000 Should he be that?

00:47:10.000 I just go, would you bet on that guy?

00:47:12.000 And if yes, he'll figure the rest out.

00:47:14.000 Yeah.

00:47:15.000 That's what I usually think.

00:47:16.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 And there's a few people I can think like that where I'm like, I bet.

00:47:19.000 And then there's public people you'll see.

00:47:21.000 Like, you'll see someone come on the scene and you go, that guy's gonna be huge.

00:47:24.000 Like, you can just tell.

00:47:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:26.000 There's certain guys that just, there's certain people that just have a thing.

00:47:29.000 And you're like, wow, you got a thing.

00:47:31.000 I love that.

00:47:32.000 When you see a new guy, you go, who's this guy?

00:47:34.000 Yeah.

00:47:35.000 And then there's other people that just keep getting a little better.

00:47:38.000 Just keep getting a little better.

00:47:40.000 And then you see him a year later, you're like, nice man.

00:47:43.000 I like how you tighten that up.

00:47:44.000 Compound.

00:47:45.000 Keep getting better.

00:47:46.000 Like the first time I saw Tim Dillon, he was very funny.

00:47:49.000 He was very funny.

00:47:50.000 But the second time I saw him was a long time later.

00:47:53.000 Second time I saw him live was a long time later. 0.99

00:47:55.000 I was like, holy shit. 0.99

00:47:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:57.000 I go, dude, that was amazing. 0.99

00:47:59.000 Something clicks, right?

00:48:00.000 Yeah, he was just doing the road a lot.

00:48:02.000 He said he was just constantly doing the road.

00:48:04.000 So he's like doing all these headliner spots.

00:48:06.000 He's doing so much time.

00:48:08.000 He's like everything just tightened up and you know...

00:48:10.000 Especially when you're doing a...

00:48:12.000 There's different personalities that are easier to do when you're starting. 0.96

00:48:15.000 Let's say you're a big, fun, fat guy.

00:48:18.000 That personality, six months in, can kind of connect. 1.00

00:48:23.000 But if you're being an asshole, there's so many people where you're like, yo, that's really funny, but not enough funny for how much of you're being an asshole. 1.00

00:48:32.000 Right. 1.00

00:48:32.000 You're not likable at all. 1.00

00:48:34.000 I'm that!

00:48:34.000 It took me forever to figure out that right balance of telling the audience I'm better than them, but also, I don't know.

00:48:40.000 There's also a defensive thing, too, right? 0.99

00:48:43.000 Because if you think you're going to bomb, a little bit of video is like, fuck these people. 0.99

00:48:47.000 You don't want to admit that you're not doing it right yet. 1.00

00:48:51.000 You want to believe that it's them.

00:48:53.000 Yeah.

00:48:54.000 The audience has no data whatsoever.

00:49:00.000 This is what I was kind of thinking of, what I kind of feel like the audience sometimes.

00:49:04.000 Because there is comics that almost treat it like a job, especially in cities.

00:49:08.000 I'm sure in LA you saw a lot of this.

00:49:09.000 Boston, you probably saw a ton of this.

00:49:10.000 The guys that...

00:49:11.000 It's a very, like, a job for them where they go, Hey, you know...

00:49:15.000 Oh yeah, the 10 o'clock's pretty good, the 11 o'clock, you know, a little bit of a loud table at the back, the sex stuff doesn't go, you probably want to keep it to the relationship material for the table, like, it's very, you know, like, we want the audience to have a good time, that's the job, right?

00:49:26.000 Right, right.

00:49:27.000 And I was kind of thinking, like, it's almost, you know the game Keep Up?

00:49:31.000 No.

00:49:32.000 Where you're playing with, let's say, a soccer ball and you're just trying to keep it in the air with your feet.

00:49:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:49:37.000 Yeah, just a simple game like that, or hacky sack, right?

00:49:39.000 Right.

00:49:40.000 I feel like sometimes stand-ups keep up, where if you just say the job is to keep the ball in the air, that's the job, but then you go, what's the guy doing when the ball's in the air?

00:49:49.000 The other guy's underneath doing a flip, then he puts it up.

00:49:51.000 But if you're just watching the ball in the air, that's the audience.

00:49:54.000 So there is data.

00:49:55.000 If it fell down, you go, that didn't work.

00:49:57.000 Right.

00:49:57.000 But the data is like...

00:50:00.000 The job is to keep the ball in the air, keep the audience happy, but then what else are you doing while you're even able to do that?

00:50:05.000 That's kind of how I think of stand-up a little bit sometimes.

00:50:07.000 Interesting.

00:50:08.000 That's an interesting way to think about it.

00:50:10.000 Because you're like, yeah, those two people both killed.

00:50:12.000 They both did the job.

00:50:13.000 You're like, that guy did a backflip and then did the ball.

00:50:16.000 That guy just kept it up again.

00:50:17.000 Yeah.

00:50:18.000 Well, I definitely feel like that if I feel like someone is using tricks.

00:50:24.000 Like if someone's killing with tricks.

00:50:26.000 All of the tricks.

00:50:28.000 You ever seen someone kill and you're just like, oh man, they're like someone that you know and they're like, oh man, that guy's killing.

00:50:33.000 And I didn't know they kill like that and you walk and you come, ah, it's crowd work.

00:50:38.000 Crowd work.

00:50:39.000 The person slaughtering you go, oh, I didn't know that Kevin killed like that or whatever.

00:50:44.000 I'm making up a name.

00:50:45.000 Yeah, crowd work is an interesting one.

00:50:47.000 Because sometimes it's the most fun.

00:50:48.000 Sometimes when something goes wrong, it's the most fun.

00:50:50.000 Oh, it's so fun!

00:50:51.000 Of course!

00:50:51.000 Just the live moment of just being around people and doing stand-up.

00:50:56.000 It's like they know that you might fuck up at any moment. 0.99

00:51:01.000 They know that you're killing and everything's going great. 0.99

00:51:04.000 But we're all locked in in this weird hive mind.

00:51:09.000 And when something goes wrong, or something happens, or some crazy person, there's something about it, as long as you can keep it in line, there's something about it that's kind of exciting because it's like, yeah, this is live.

00:51:21.000 Yeah.

00:51:21.000 This is live.

00:51:22.000 This is how it really is.

00:51:24.000 I know.

00:51:25.000 This isn't just a planned out performance. 1.00

00:51:27.000 Shit can go sideways. 1.00

00:51:29.000 It's fun. 0.98

00:51:30.000 Like, people like Watching people do a little hide-wired walk, you know, like there's something about love it.

00:51:37.000 They enjoy it.

00:51:38.000 So when shit goes sideways during a show No, and it's and there's the there's such like the subtle differences that you kind of like hone over the year of like I'm sure you've done a bit that You know, you kind of started saying at the beginning of you know working on it and people in the audience were like Finally someone says that you know and then you find like nine months later You're doing that bit and people in the audience are kind of like yeah You're like, 0.93

00:52:03.000 was this a hot take nine months ago and now everyone agrees with that? 0.93

00:52:06.000 Hot takes are way more transient today, don't you think?

00:52:10.000 Yes.

00:52:10.000 I mean, I don't even mean like a cultural hot take.

00:52:12.000 I mean like a, you know, this whole idea is out.

00:52:15.000 It could even be like an idea, you know, discussion or whatever.

00:52:19.000 But yeah, yeah, of course hot takes.

00:52:21.000 You get four months out of them maybe, yeah.

00:52:24.000 It used to be a hot take could last a long time.

00:52:27.000 Narratives were established and they lasted a long time.

00:52:30.000 Yeah.

00:52:31.000 Look how quick the pregnant man became an emoji.

00:52:34.000 Of course.

00:52:35.000 It was really quick.

00:52:36.000 And someone does it perfect, right?

00:52:40.000 You know what they need is the titties teacher needs to get like a fake pregnant belly and come in and be like, I'm pregnant now? 1.00

00:52:46.000 Yes.

00:52:46.000 I need pregnancy time.

00:52:48.000 Yeah.

00:52:48.000 Pregnant man is pregnant.

00:52:49.000 And everybody was like, okay, you get it.

00:52:51.000 You get your pregnancy time.

00:52:54.000 They would want 100% letter.

00:52:56.000 Him, it, she, them, they, whatever I'm supposed to say.

00:53:01.000 I don't know if he's running a con.

00:53:04.000 That's what the claim is.

00:53:06.000 But it could also be that's how they want to move around in disguise.

00:53:10.000 That's not their true identity. 0.98

00:53:12.000 Their true identity is her with the capital Z tits. 0.99

00:53:16.000 When you looked in the mirror without the tits... 1.00

00:53:19.000 I'm looking at a stranger right now. 0.99

00:53:25.000 It's just so wild that the school's like, yeah, go ahead. 1.00

00:53:28.000 I'm living in a stranger's body without big tits. 1.00

00:53:30.000 Yeah, without big tits, I just don't know who I am. 0.99

00:53:32.000 How funny is it being a guy that being like, you know, that's how I see my wife. 0.99

00:53:37.000 That's why she needs to get implants, because I have this thing in my head. 1.00

00:53:40.000 When I look at her, I just picture... 0.58

00:53:41.000 God, we're so weird.

00:53:45.000 It's such a weird time for everything.

00:53:47.000 It's such a weird time for everything.

00:53:48.000 People just, like, there's something about this.

00:53:53.000 The pandemic accelerated everything.

00:53:55.000 Because it accelerated this disconnect that we have with each other.

00:53:59.000 It accelerated the division between the right and the left.

00:54:03.000 It accelerated everything.

00:54:05.000 And it also accelerated this weird culture war.

00:54:09.000 It accelerated all this gender pronoun stuff and so much trans stuff.

00:54:14.000 And it's like there's a...

00:54:18.000 There's like an ideological storm that's going on, it seems like.

00:54:22.000 To me, it felt like it was...

00:54:24.000 Anxiety, and then Ukraine, like, this idea that we have to support Ukraine.

00:54:28.000 Like, how much information do you have about this?

00:54:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:33.000 To say that you're like, we should be supporting the potential start of World War III. Like, how much information do you have?

00:54:39.000 Well, I know that I'm a good guy if I do it.

00:54:41.000 That's all really I need.

00:54:42.000 Exactly.

00:54:42.000 Do you know about the potential outcomes if this progresses?

00:54:45.000 Jan!

00:54:48.000 Boring!

00:54:49.000 Not interested.

00:54:50.000 I'm just telling you to put a Ukraine flag in my bio.

00:54:52.000 You can put a Ukraine flag in your bio with zero understanding of what's going on.

00:54:58.000 Sure!

00:54:58.000 I did a video about that.

00:55:00.000 Did you?

00:55:00.000 Yeah, I did a I'm a Ukraine guy video.

00:55:02.000 Your fucking videos are very funny, dude. 0.99

00:55:04.000 I really enjoy them. 1.00

00:55:05.000 I appreciate that. 0.98

00:55:06.000 I enjoy that you take so many chances and you just fuck around all the time and you're always doing new subjects. 0.98

00:55:11.000 It's really fun. 0.98

00:55:11.000 Yeah, that's all I've been... 0.98

00:55:12.000 Since I was, like, young, I just, like, wanted to make videos.

00:55:16.000 Yeah, your videos are great.

00:55:17.000 They're really fun.

00:55:18.000 But that's...

00:55:18.000 You know how you're saying, like, everything got wild.

00:55:20.000 It's kind of crazy, like...

00:55:21.000 And just because...

00:55:23.000 The industry did change so much, but like the way that things are decentralized and the players, you know, like you, someone like you or, you know, like Louie and Burr retweeting videos, like to me, that's like moving America.

00:55:34.000 Like that's way cooler than anything that could be happening at Comedy Central or whatever.

00:55:39.000 Like to me, that's so the way that the games like changed and that's so much more important.

00:55:43.000 Like I have a manager that legitimately I don't talk to, you know, Every once in a while, he'll call me and be like, hey, you should write a movie about this and try to pitch it.

00:55:54.000 And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, get on that.

00:55:55.000 And then, you know, sort of like get off the phone.

00:55:57.000 And he'll be like, they'll say me things like, do you want to audition for this?

00:56:00.000 And I'll be like, no.

00:56:01.000 And then I'll be like, tell people I'm offer only.

00:56:03.000 And he goes, okay.

00:56:04.000 Well, anyways, no offers.

00:56:05.000 So that's, I guess, that.

00:56:07.000 And you're just like, what is this even?

00:56:08.000 Like, this is...

00:56:09.000 The podcasting, touring, making videos.

00:56:12.000 I'm running a production studio.

00:56:13.000 I've got six employees.

00:56:14.000 This is so much better than, in my opinion, what it was before.

00:56:18.000 So everything has a positive and negative.

00:56:20.000 Well, if you wanted to do television shows, though, if that was your thing...

00:56:24.000 I did.

00:56:24.000 That's all I wanted to do.

00:56:26.000 You know, you can kind of do the same thing now with video.

00:56:32.000 I mean, didn't Ridley Scott just film an entire movie with this new Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra?

00:56:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:42.000 These fucking cameras on modern smartphones are so good. 0.99

00:56:47.000 It's all the People are filming movies. 1.00

00:56:49.000 They did one on an iPhone as well, right?

00:56:51.000 Of course.

00:56:52.000 You can kind of do it now.

00:56:54.000 I mean, you kind of can do that now.

00:56:56.000 These things have 8K video.

00:56:58.000 No, the whole thing's very...

00:57:00.000 It's all, you know, become a great editor.

00:57:02.000 It's like the most important thing.

00:57:03.000 Do it.

00:57:04.000 You can do it yourself.

00:57:05.000 What my point is like and you can upload it yourself and it'll get seen instantly and people can share it.

00:57:11.000 The craziest thing ever that's happening now is the ability to just share something.

00:57:17.000 So if you put up a video and it resonates and people are like Ryan killed it!

00:57:22.000 And then I'll send it, I'll send it to this guy, this guy, I'll send it to that guy, and then boom.

00:57:27.000 And the videos just go up, man.

00:57:29.000 It's wild.

00:57:30.000 I've had so many of those.

00:57:31.000 It's all friends.

00:57:33.000 Friends finding it at work.

00:57:33.000 And not even publicly.

00:57:35.000 Sending it privately, which is...

00:57:37.000 A lot of my philosophy with my podcast and everything is kind of like the way that guys talk when girls aren't there. 0.51

00:57:45.000 And when a girl's there, it's a little different. 0.99

00:57:46.000 And I kind of think of the videos that way, too.

00:57:48.000 And just I'll do it, even though I maybe shouldn't.

00:57:50.000 I just do it the way I do it, right?

00:57:52.000 And yeah, when you have that many people sharing it all, it just created this whole new ecosystem.

00:58:01.000 Do you know how it used to be?

00:58:02.000 Yeah, making TV shows was cool, and I still would want to do that.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, everybody wanted a Comedy Central show or an HBO show.

00:58:08.000 I made a few TV shows when I was in Canada.

00:58:10.000 Everybody wanted a sitcom.

00:58:12.000 The sitcom days in the 90s, man, that's all anybody wanted.

00:58:16.000 It was like the gold rush.

00:58:19.000 It was literally like people were coming out here.

00:58:20.000 They were pioneers.

00:58:21.000 They were biting rocks.

00:58:25.000 What about a janitor?

00:58:27.000 Yeah, bro, it was crazy.

00:58:29.000 What about a janitor and he wears a weird hat and he's a detective?

00:58:31.000 Mitzi had a bunch of ideas that she was trying to pitch through the store.

00:58:35.000 She was going to develop them through the store.

00:58:37.000 Loves a guy with a hook, yeah.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, but there was like... 1.00

00:58:41.000 Fuck, man, that was the Gold Rush. 1.00

00:58:43.000 Kevin James, Roseanne, yeah, there's, you know, the Jerry Seinfelds of the world, you know, that was the fear. 1.00

00:58:50.000 Yes, dear, just all these random ones you forget about.

00:58:52.000 Yeah, yeah, Tim Allen. 0.99

00:58:53.000 If you could get a fucking sitcom, you were made, man. 0.99

00:58:57.000 So everybody was just doing that. 0.99

00:58:58.000 And now it's different.

00:59:00.000 Now it's like that doesn't even really exist anymore.

00:59:04.000 There's such a small amount of sitcoms.

00:59:06.000 It's not like the old days where every network had sitcoms on Tuesday, Wednesday, Monday, Sunday.

00:59:13.000 They had sitcoms Thursday.

00:59:15.000 Sitcoms were on all the time.

00:59:17.000 Now, I don't think they have that many anymore.

00:59:20.000 There's like a few on Netflix.

00:59:21.000 If you watch a laugh track sitcom now, you're just like, yo, this is crazy.

00:59:26.000 It's weird.

00:59:27.000 Why are these people laughing in your house? 0.99

00:59:31.000 You have a fucking audience in your house while you guys are arguing about who leaves the seat up. 1.00

00:59:38.000 This is a horror movie, dude. 1.00

00:59:41.000 Yeah, why aren't they scared?

00:59:43.000 It's a horror movie!

00:59:45.000 It's a horror movie, that's funny.

00:59:47.000 People in the attic that keep laughing at you whenever you do. 0.99

00:59:50.000 Every time you fuck up, there's just roars of laughter. 1.00

00:59:54.000 You're in hell. 1.00

00:59:55.000 You're under the microscope forever and ever and ever. 0.99

00:59:58.000 Ryan, you didn't open the jar right again!

01:00:00.000 Dude, that's a Black Mirror episode if I've ever heard one.

01:00:04.000 You're trapped in a sitcom.

01:00:06.000 What about this?

01:00:07.000 A horror movie and a guy that's killing every podcaster that was on this one podcast.

01:00:13.000 What does this say?

01:00:13.000 They're increasing?

01:00:15.000 There's three times as many scripted shows now as there was in 2000. Yeah, but sitcom.

01:00:20.000 Multi-camera sitcoms.

01:00:21.000 Sitcoms?

01:00:22.000 No, no, I understand.

01:00:23.000 I understand comedy is included, but what I'm talking about is comedy by itself.

01:00:28.000 I just mean sitcoms.

01:00:29.000 I understand there's scripted shows, but that also includes Law& Order, that includes Game of Thrones, that includes...

01:00:36.000 What I'm saying is...

01:00:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:38.000 You're saying there's more TV shows.

01:00:39.000 There's more TV shows in general and there's less comedy.

01:00:42.000 Less comedy, right?

01:00:43.000 There's definitely more TV shows than ever, but I want to know how many sitcoms are there now?

01:00:48.000 Is there a list of that?

01:00:49.000 With a laugh track.

01:00:50.000 Yeah, those.

01:00:51.000 The old school kind.

01:00:52.000 Multicam.

01:00:53.000 Yo, like legitimately where there's a studio audience laughing.

01:00:57.000 I know...

01:00:57.000 Where everybody has to stand sideways when they talk.

01:00:59.000 Because the camera's right here.

01:01:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:02.000 You have to like stand sideways and talk like this.

01:01:04.000 I mean, Big Bang Theory was maybe pretty recent, I guess.

01:01:08.000 Yeah, that was pretty recent.

01:01:09.000 I mean, it went to pretty recent.

01:01:10.000 It didn't start pretty recent.

01:01:11.000 The Roseanne show that got cancelled, that was pretty recent.

01:01:14.000 I don't know if it had a laugh track or whatever, but...

01:01:16.000 I think it had an audience.

01:01:18.000 I mean, when you say laugh track...

01:01:19.000 Studio audience.

01:01:20.000 It was a studio audience.

01:01:21.000 Okay.

01:01:21.000 They just brought back Night Court.

01:01:24.000 What?

01:01:25.000 That is a sitcom, and they remade it.

01:01:26.000 John Larroquette's on it. 0.99

01:01:28.000 No shit. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:01:30.000 There's a Damon Wayans show that's in the works.

01:01:34.000 Hell yeah.

01:01:35.000 On CBS? Yeah, there's stuff out there.

01:01:37.000 It's just like, no one's watching.

01:01:40.000 Yeah.

01:01:42.000 But there's way less than there used to be, though, right?

01:01:46.000 Isn't it?

01:01:46.000 Because back in the Friends days, when I was on news radio, Caroline and the City, there was like, every night there was multiple sitcoms.

01:01:55.000 And they were big deals.

01:01:56.000 These are, you know, a run on some new network.

01:01:59.000 You go, what's that channel?

01:01:59.000 You go, we just invented it.

01:02:02.000 Yeah, and I remember, like, CBS was big on dramas.

01:02:07.000 CBS for drama.

01:02:09.000 And NBC had the sitcoms, and then ABC had some big sitcoms, too, but, man.

01:02:15.000 I do feel like moving, like, I think of my biggest mistake when I look back at my life.

01:02:20.000 Not my biggest, but, like, one of the things I, like, regret.

01:02:22.000 Was stupid, that I won't do again, I don't think, was I was very, very set on, like, making TV shows.

01:02:27.000 Like, I really, like, love Tom Green, and I was, like, I was doing all these DVDs, and I was so, like, set on that, that I followed that, like, dream four years after it was, like, over. 0.98

01:02:37.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:02:37.000 I was like, no one cared about TV. It was like over.

01:02:39.000 I was sort of like not in vogue in television.

01:02:42.000 But I just like, I was so set.

01:02:43.000 So I try to be more, I think moving into like as more technological everything gets, the more mobility mentally and physically will be like rewarded in most industries more so than ever before.

01:02:57.000 That's what I think.

01:02:58.000 You might be right.

01:02:59.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 I'm always curious where things are going.

01:03:08.000 Would you ever do a sitcom or a movie again?

01:03:10.000 No.

01:03:11.000 I don't think so.

01:03:12.000 Have you just made a movie?

01:03:13.000 I would do a movie with a friend for fun.

01:03:15.000 Yes.

01:03:15.000 Last movie I did was with Kevin James.

01:03:18.000 He's a good friend of mine.

01:03:19.000 It was fun.

01:03:20.000 Yeah, that's cool.

01:03:21.000 I did a couple of them with him.

01:03:23.000 But it's just too time consuming and it's not my favorite thing to do.

01:03:28.000 Super time consuming.

01:03:30.000 That's all it is.

01:03:30.000 And it's not that I don't think it's fun.

01:03:32.000 Because it is fun.

01:03:33.000 I love doing news radio.

01:03:34.000 News radio was a lot of fun.

01:03:35.000 But other things are fun too.

01:03:38.000 And they don't take as much time and I enjoy them more.

01:03:41.000 Like I enjoy podcasts more than I ever enjoyed acting. 0.88

01:03:44.000 I enjoy like having scientists on and getting to fucking pick their brain and ask questions and talking to world champion athletes and comedians. 0.99

01:03:51.000 It's fucking fun. 0.99

01:03:53.000 So like if I was... 0.96

01:03:56.000 Like, do you want to act?

01:03:57.000 Well, the problem is it takes too much time and it's not as fun as the other thing.

01:04:02.000 Yeah, it really isn't.

01:04:03.000 It's not as fun.

01:04:04.000 And you're never...

01:04:04.000 Like, the top level of acting is you can cry and do a lot of different characters.

01:04:09.000 All the other stuff, you're just like, I don't know.

01:04:11.000 I guess they're all good at it.

01:04:12.000 Right, there's some like regular detective TV show type actors.

01:04:17.000 Who couldn't do that? 0.99

01:04:19.000 Who can't fucking do that? 0.99

01:04:21.000 Who can't pretend to be a detective on like a CBS 10pm drama? 0.99

01:04:26.000 Yeah.

01:04:27.000 How many people like rappers and everything like that just became actors and they're all...

01:04:31.000 Basketball players fit right in.

01:04:33.000 Whatever.

01:04:34.000 Nothing else in the world has that ever happened with.

01:04:36.000 No guy's been like, you know what, I've done enough rapping, I'm gonna go be the best dentist in the world.

01:04:42.000 Exactly!

01:04:43.000 Because if you really think about it, how many people have done that?

01:04:47.000 How about Jesse Ventura?

01:04:50.000 He went back and forth.

01:04:52.000 Guy was a Navy SEAL. He's a UDT diver.

01:04:55.000 Then he goes on to become a WWE Champion and a big movie star.

01:04:59.000 Then he becomes the governor of Minnesota.

01:05:01.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 Yeah, you know, wild.

01:05:03.000 And then I think, yeah, he's had like a crazy run.

01:05:06.000 Crazy run.

01:05:06.000 The wrestler.

01:05:08.000 A lot of wrestlers have big careers after.

01:05:10.000 Well, they're big personalities.

01:05:12.000 And also the character that you have to have to endure the punishment those guys take. 0.94

01:05:18.000 I mean, those guys are beating the fuck out of each other. 0.99

01:05:20.000 They're throwing each other on top of tables and fucking beating each other into turnstiles. 0.99

01:05:26.000 Like, you get rattled. 0.99

01:05:27.000 Like, everyone's getting rattled.

01:05:28.000 For, like, no money at the beginning, too.

01:05:31.000 So there's, like, a love for it.

01:05:33.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 It's a hard way to make a living.

01:05:37.000 Yeah.

01:05:38.000 Well, that used to be one of my favorite things to watch.

01:05:41.000 Pro wrestling?

01:05:42.000 Well, the old wrestling documentaries.

01:05:44.000 You should get together with Tony.

01:05:45.000 I actually do like pro wrestling, but I really like the old...

01:05:47.000 That was more when I was young.

01:05:49.000 I don't follow that now, but the Jake the Snake documentary. 0.77

01:05:53.000 And some of them are so wild, dude, where you're just like, this guy was the king of the world, and you're like, here's my shack that I live in, and my wife who's a hooker. 0.58

01:06:04.000 What?

01:06:05.000 I don't know, just like these wild lives.

01:06:07.000 He's like, here's my pills I gotta take so I can walk, and it's like, you know, a pill drawer the size of a barrel.

01:06:13.000 It just goes on and on.

01:06:15.000 Diamond Dallas Page has this whole yoga thing that he does to rehabilitate these guys.

01:06:19.000 It's amazing.

01:06:20.000 He's achieved some amazing results.

01:06:22.000 And Jake the Snake, too.

01:06:23.000 He went with him. 0.99

01:06:26.000 He's so agile for a guy that like has a completely fucked up back. 0.98

01:06:30.000 He just does yoga every day. 0.98

01:06:31.000 Yeah.

01:06:32.000 And he does his sort of dynamic style of yoga and it's like he's got all these videos where he shows guys that were all fucked up with back injuries and he slowly worked them up to the point where they can run.

01:06:44.000 Do you do yoga?

01:06:45.000 Yeah, I do yoga.

01:06:46.000 Yeah.

01:06:47.000 I've had very bad voice issues over my life and I had to get surgery and stuff.

01:06:51.000 What was it?

01:06:52.000 I just had like nodes, but like crazy ones.

01:06:54.000 Do you scream in yoga?

01:06:55.000 Yeah, I got them from yoga.

01:06:59.000 You wanna tell me what to do?

01:07:02.000 Namaste!

01:07:03.000 A yoga class that did not enforce any discipline and let you scream if it hurt. 1.00

01:07:08.000 Because that's the whole thing about yoga is everybody just deals with their own shit. 1.00

01:07:12.000 You can't just be like, oh, fuck! 1.00

01:07:15.000 You know what's funny? 1.00

01:07:16.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:07:17.000 I can't keep my fucking foot up, bro! 1.00

01:07:21.000 Imagine if that's your yoga class. 1.00

01:07:23.000 It's like part of it is you're allowed to express yourself any way you like.

01:07:27.000 People would completely take advantage of it. 1.00

01:07:30.000 All these needy, narcissistic fucks would be just screaming in every yoga class. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Rage yoga. 1.00

01:07:35.000 It's rage yoga? 1.00

01:07:36.000 Rage yoga? 1.00

01:07:37.000 They're all flipped right off and shit and they're drinking alcohol. 1.00

01:07:40.000 He's giving them the middle finger? 1.00

01:07:42.000 Look, they have fucking beer in the class. 1.00

01:07:45.000 That's hilarious. 0.99

01:07:46.000 It's not a bar, but yeah.

01:07:47.000 Calling everyone yoga buses. 0.97

01:07:49.000 What a great idea.

01:07:50.000 That's in Kansas City?

01:07:51.000 What's the bar?

01:07:52.000 Give a shout out to the bar. 0.97

01:07:54.000 What a great idea.

01:07:56.000 They're drinking and doing yoga.

01:07:59.000 I did yoga once and it really helped, but I hated it so much.

01:08:03.000 I was like, yeah, that helped a lot, but I hated it so much.

01:08:06.000 I was like, we're not going to be doing that again.

01:08:08.000 It's hard.

01:08:09.000 It stinks.

01:08:09.000 It's very hard.

01:08:10.000 But you get better at it if you keep doing it, and it's really good for your body.

01:08:14.000 And it's also like it does something to your brain chemicals that I think it's very hard to get in other workouts.

01:08:21.000 It relaxes you in a different way. 0.87

01:08:25.000 It sounds stupid to say, because it's so cliche, but you're more peaceful. 0.98

01:08:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:31.000 It literally makes you more peaceful.

01:08:33.000 So then rage yoga you think is fun.

01:08:34.000 It's a terrible idea!

01:08:35.000 You know what's funny though?

01:08:36.000 It sounds like fun.

01:08:37.000 Anything that gets you doing something.

01:08:38.000 I know a guy that did gay conversion therapy.

01:08:41.000 Oh boy.

01:08:42.000 And he said it's a lot of that.

01:08:44.000 Screaming at each other?

01:08:45.000 With hard-ons?

01:08:47.000 What is that?

01:08:48.000 What did you just show me, Jamie?

01:08:51.000 Let it go.

01:08:53.000 Screaming the new yoga.

01:08:54.000 Oh, so this is a new yoga for screamers. 0.99

01:08:57.000 Okay.

01:08:58.000 A powerful way to vent your frustrations and release stress.

01:09:01.000 Shouting at the top of your lungs could very well be the star wellness trend of 2021. Well, you missed that.

01:09:07.000 That was a bad prognostication.

01:09:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:10.000 That didn't work out.

01:09:11.000 That is a bold move, too.

01:09:13.000 You go 2022. Yeah, you go 2021, 2023. You go...

01:09:15.000 I think in the next two years, screaming yoga is going to be the whole thing.

01:09:18.000 The reason why in yoga, it's important to be quiet in yoga is because it's good for you too. 1.00

01:09:24.000 It's good for you to learn it and keep your shit to yourself. 0.99

01:09:27.000 Like this idea that you're supposed to scream out at every emotion you feel and every pain and every twitch. 0.99

01:09:33.000 Like you never hear anybody in yoga class going like, ahhhh!

01:09:38.000 Never.

01:09:38.000 No, it's crazy.

01:09:39.000 But you'll hear wild shit at the gym where people are putting on a show. 0.99

01:09:44.000 Yeah, that's... 0.99

01:09:45.000 Then you have that other gym that won't even let you make noise when you work out.

01:09:49.000 They have a silent gym?

01:09:50.000 Planet Fitness.

01:09:51.000 Wait, Planet Fitness says no noises?

01:09:53.000 Yeah, isn't it Planet Fitness?

01:09:55.000 Is that the company?

01:09:56.000 Lunk alarm.

01:09:57.000 Yeah.

01:09:58.000 And everything's in black and white?

01:09:59.000 Yeah, if you're too loud, they kick you out.

01:10:01.000 They have an alarm that goes off.

01:10:03.000 I'm not kidding.

01:10:04.000 It's a lunk alarm. 0.65

01:10:05.000 That is embarrassing though, eh?

01:10:07.000 Getting kicked out because you're too loud.

01:10:07.000 If you look at that, for anyone who grunts, drops weight, or judges.

01:10:12.000 What's judging?

01:10:13.000 You can't judge.

01:10:14.000 What's judging?

01:10:14.000 Hey bro, I don't like the way you're doing your squats.

01:10:16.000 You call that a squat?

01:10:17.000 Alright. 1.00

01:10:17.000 Call it a squat bitch. 1.00

01:10:19.000 Yeah, that's judgy. 1.00

01:10:20.000 You can't be judgy.

01:10:21.000 You can't be judgy.

01:10:22.000 So you can't be a lot of things, and you can't make noise.

01:10:25.000 They kick you out.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, come by, tell a guy, hey, we have a men's section too, stuff like that.

01:10:30.000 Well, it's kind of, they're kind of right, though, if they want it to be like yoga class.

01:10:35.000 You just work out really hard and don't make any noises.

01:10:37.000 Don't be grunting, bro.

01:10:38.000 I don't do huge grunts, but like zero noise.

01:10:41.000 At what point is it officially a grunt? 0.98

01:10:45.000 What if it's just fucking breathing hard? 0.99

01:10:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:10:50.000 Are you allowed to do that?

01:10:51.000 No, that's too much noise.

01:10:52.000 You have to lift like this.

01:10:56.000 Yeah, you have to scare them like a scared child.

01:11:00.000 Yeah, you have to only breathe out.

01:11:03.000 Gently.

01:11:03.000 They wouldn't want me there, because I go, take that, Dad!

01:11:06.000 Yeah, Dad!

01:11:07.000 Look at this, no super setting.

01:11:10.000 Please refrain from doing the following exercises.

01:11:13.000 T-rows, overhead presses, clean and jerks, and deadlifts.

01:11:20.000 That's too far.

01:11:21.000 Those are exercises that make you grunt.

01:11:23.000 They took it too far.

01:11:24.000 They took it too far.

01:11:25.000 No, you can't tell someone they can't deadlift at a gym. 0.99

01:11:29.000 That's ridiculous. 0.91

01:11:30.000 Not at our gym.

01:11:31.000 It's one of the most important lifts that you do.

01:11:35.000 Planet Fitness, I know.

01:11:37.000 I mean, I still do it.

01:11:38.000 I do it with kettlebells and light weights, but I do it.

01:11:42.000 Well, I get it, but if you have weights, people are going to lift the weights. 1.00

01:11:48.000 For you to tell people that they can't use them properly is stupid. 0.99

01:11:52.000 I think Arnold would call that a girly man, Jim. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Girly man.

01:11:56.000 Yeah, so they have regular...

01:11:57.000 Is that a Smith machine?

01:11:59.000 That looks like a Smith machine.

01:12:00.000 Yeah.

01:12:01.000 So do they have regular weights or just Smith machine weights?

01:12:04.000 That one picture had...

01:12:05.000 You can't really deadlift them.

01:12:08.000 I mean they must have.

01:12:09.000 No, they have dumbbells over in the corner.

01:12:11.000 So like to say that you can't like clean an overhead press with dumbbells, like what are you talking about?

01:12:16.000 What can I do?

01:12:17.000 I can't deadlift?

01:12:18.000 What about with dumbbells? 0.83

01:12:21.000 Can I do lunges?

01:12:21.000 Like what am I allowed to do?

01:12:22.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:12:24.000 You're limiting the actual exercises that people can do?

01:12:26.000 How do you think that even happened?

01:12:27.000 Like was someone, was that the complaining community was emboldened?

01:12:30.000 Well, I think people want a place where they can go and just work out at their own pace.

01:12:37.000 And they don't want to go to a gym that has a bunch of competitive, hyper people that are really into powerlifting and screaming at each other.

01:12:47.000 If you go to a real hardcore gym, these real hardcore powerlifting gyms like Westside Barbell, When you go to those gyms, people are screaming at each other.

01:13:02.000 Screaming at each other.

01:13:03.000 Let's go!

01:13:04.000 Let's go!

01:13:05.000 They're doing crazy bench presses and overheads and squats and deadlifts.

01:13:11.000 Those guys scream at each other.

01:13:12.000 You don't want that.

01:13:13.000 If you're a little old lady who just wants to read her Kindle. 0.99

01:13:17.000 Or like a scrawny comedian.

01:13:19.000 Walk on a treadmill.

01:13:20.000 You don't want to be around that.

01:13:21.000 So you want a place that's an alternative to that.

01:13:23.000 I will say I don't love when someone spots me without me asking.

01:13:27.000 Like, it just feels a little, like, condescending or something.

01:13:30.000 It's a little.

01:13:31.000 Like, you could do something, the guy comes out and just, like, grabs your arms, like, alright, bro, let's go, get off of me.

01:13:36.000 Yeah, what are you doing?

01:13:36.000 Who are you?

01:13:37.000 What are you doing?

01:13:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you touch me.

01:13:39.000 They're only 15. I'm your new friend, bro!

01:13:40.000 Yeah, you got it.

01:13:41.000 They're 15. We're gonna be here every day at 10 a.m.

01:13:43.000 Like, what?

01:13:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:13:44.000 What the fuck happened? 1.00

01:13:45.000 Three weeks later, you're like, what is... 1.00

01:13:47.000 Now I live with the guy?

01:13:49.000 He's eating your Cheerios. 1.00

01:13:51.000 Hey man, where's my fucking Cheerios? 0.99

01:13:53.000 Sorry bro, I'll get you back. 0.99

01:13:54.000 This one really got away from me.

01:13:56.000 Oh no, this guy's living with me now.

01:14:00.000 So it starts, dude.

01:14:01.000 Some people can just figure out a way into your life, man.

01:14:04.000 Yeah, don't let your friends drink and drive or gym and drive. 1.00

01:14:08.000 Some fucking crazy con artist. 1.00

01:14:10.000 With guys, it's so easy for a girl to do that. 1.00

01:14:12.000 Like, if a guy's a single guy and a girl's a con artist and she's hot, she just slips right into your life. 0.70

01:14:18.000 Uh-huh.

01:14:18.000 Like, you ever had a friend that just like, what are you doing, man?

01:14:22.000 Hey, man, what are you doing?

01:14:23.000 You know you're living with a con artist?

01:14:25.000 Wait, what?

01:14:26.000 You know you're living with a con artist?

01:14:28.000 Like the guy will say that?

01:14:30.000 No, no.

01:14:31.000 Are we miscommunicating?

01:14:32.000 Yeah, on this one.

01:14:33.000 Sorry.

01:14:34.000 I'm saying that like if you're a hot woman and you're like a con artist, like you can wheezy away into a guy's life pretty easy.

01:14:41.000 One thousand percent.

01:14:42.000 Pretty easy if you're hot.

01:14:43.000 Yes.

01:14:44.000 There's like...

01:14:46.000 There's right now probably over millions of men in America that are living with the Conners that have no idea. 0.78

01:14:53.000 If you're like a dude, okay, let's propose this scenario.

01:14:56.000 If you're a dude and you're like a six on your best day, and there's this nine Russian chick, she's like a nine, and she meets you at work and she says, I really like your smile. 0.97

01:15:07.000 And all of a sudden you're like...

01:15:08.000 She likes my smile.

01:15:09.000 Yeah.

01:15:10.000 Before you know it, she's living with you.

01:15:13.000 She's on your credit cards.

01:15:15.000 You're leasing her a car.

01:15:17.000 They know how to do it, too.

01:15:19.000 They can get in with...

01:15:20.000 If a man is not in the same league as a woman, if a woman is way hotter than him, and he's single and he's been lonely and he's looking for a relationship, and a girl like that comes along and is nice to him,

01:15:36.000 It's almost irresistible.

01:15:38.000 I've seen guys that were very wealthy guys that all of a sudden this hot woman's living with them and I'm like, okay, well, this is just like someone's going to extract a bunch of money from you and then abandon you.

01:15:50.000 And there's nothing you can do about it.

01:15:53.000 Yeah.

01:15:53.000 You realize sometimes people are being preyed upon.

01:15:57.000 Yeah, there's certain dudes that I always say that they're the kind of person and then they'll let themselves get prayed and then they'll kind of blow up and be like, I've had enough!

01:16:07.000 And you're like three years later after you took all your money or whatever.

01:16:09.000 Those people need to be with someone that's nice because if you're like a mark, you just need someone that you can trust them to not take advantage of you.

01:16:16.000 Yeah, they just need someone nice.

01:16:20.000 And sometimes they don't find it, though.

01:16:22.000 Sometimes they get conned.

01:16:23.000 At least the pickup artist dudes, they sleep with you and that's it. 1.00

01:16:27.000 They don't Tinder swindler.

01:16:29.000 There's a few, but most of the dudes, at least they're just trying to sleep with you and that's the end of it.

01:16:33.000 Yeah, it's a weird thing because it disturbs me a little bit.

01:16:38.000 When I see people get conned or when I feel like someone is making a ploy to get a hold of someone's money.

01:16:45.000 But it doesn't bother me nearly as much as seeing if a really young, hot guy is doing that to an old lady.

01:16:57.000 There's something disturbing about that to me.

01:16:59.000 It's like sickening.

01:17:01.000 There's something sad about this.

01:17:02.000 You know, like when you see, because every now and then like a hot male con artist will get involved with an older rich divorcee.

01:17:10.000 Yeah.

01:17:10.000 And there's this like real sad aspect to it because he's pretending.

01:17:16.000 He's pretending to like her just to get to her money and she's very jealous.

01:17:21.000 Where are you going out?

01:17:22.000 Relax, I'm just going out with my friends.

01:17:24.000 And he's like hot and 30 and she's like 62. I think I know why it's sad.

01:17:30.000 Something sad about that.

01:17:31.000 I think I know why because with the girl guy one... 0.98

01:17:34.000 Team trolled for proposing to soulmate 76. How many billions to scream I have? 0.96

01:17:40.000 Yeah, I think this...

01:17:42.000 No, not fake!

01:17:42.000 Like he was messing with people.

01:17:46.000 Like, he convinced everyone.

01:17:49.000 It wasn't like, yeah, he did it on purpose, like it was a prank. 0.88

01:17:52.000 It's a troll. 0.96

01:17:52.000 Yeah, yeah, a troll. 0.96

01:17:53.000 But if you think of a guy, and you go, your 70-year-old friend, right? 1.00

01:17:56.000 And some 20-year-old girl, you go, well, he's like, I want to have sex with her. 0.97

01:18:00.000 And he is getting what he's being, at least... 0.86

01:18:03.000 Whereas the girl, she's like, oh, I have this emotional connection with this guy.

01:18:07.000 So she's getting sold a more fake thing than the guy. 0.96

01:18:09.000 100%.

01:18:10.000 Maybe that's why it's a little more sad.

01:18:11.000 But it's also the power thing, the power dynamic. 0.73

01:18:14.000 There's something that doesn't bother me at all about an old rich guy that gives up some of his money to some crafty young hooker.

01:18:21.000 Exactly that, too.

01:18:22.000 I find that hilarious.

01:18:23.000 I'm like, ah! 1.00

01:18:24.000 First of all, he's old as fuck. 1.00

01:18:26.000 He's still got most of his money. 1.00

01:18:28.000 Whatever.

01:18:28.000 He'll be fine.

01:18:29.000 But an old lady that thinks that she's actually in love with this young man. 1.00

01:18:34.000 I love it, dude.

01:18:35.000 Some of my favorite things is when you see a wedding photo and it's just the fattest, oldest dude with some 21-year-old. 0.98

01:18:42.000 And especially because he's rich, so he's probably somewhat not a total moron. 0.99

01:18:47.000 So if you told him that, you're like, she's just using you, bro. 0.97

01:18:49.000 And he's probably like...

01:18:50.000 Yeah, no one cares.

01:18:52.000 Men don't care. 1.00

01:18:53.000 But it's also, the woman is attracted to the amount of money and power that the guy has for some strange reason, where men aren't generally as attracted to a woman's power and money.

01:19:05.000 Generally, we're more attracted to, I mean, it is an attractive quality, but we gravitate towards bodies and faces and personalities.

01:19:15.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:19:16.000 It's like guys don't necessarily dwell too much on other shit. 0.99

01:19:22.000 Whereas women do. 1.00

01:19:23.000 So if a woman sees a guy that's like a literal billionaire, like a Rupert Murdoch type dude, That's gotta be like there's something about that.

01:19:32.000 It's got to be weirdly attractive.

01:19:34.000 And there's the power that he's kind of the top dog at this place.

01:19:36.000 The amount of resources that he has.

01:19:38.000 The resources!

01:19:40.000 So many kids.

01:19:42.000 He had a hot wife, too.

01:19:42.000 Didn't he just get divorced?

01:19:44.000 Didn't Rupert Murdoch...

01:19:45.000 Is Rupert Murdoch divorced?

01:19:48.000 Did I just make that up?

01:19:50.000 We might have to edit that out.

01:19:52.000 Let me say it again.

01:19:54.000 That seems like you have some...

01:19:55.000 I don't know if he did or didn't.

01:19:57.000 I don't want to say he did, but my point is he had a hot wife.

01:20:00.000 It seems like you've got some inside scoop.

01:20:02.000 You're like, did the divorce happen yet?

01:20:04.000 Last year?

01:20:05.000 Yeah, okay, he did.

01:20:06.000 Jerry Hall?

01:20:07.000 That's right.

01:20:09.000 Well, he had Jerry Hall, but even before Jerry Hall, he had a hot wife. 1.00

01:20:12.000 Another hot wife. 1.00

01:20:13.000 But Jerry Hall was Mick Jagger's wife.

01:20:15.000 Yeah, this Chinese lady. 1.00

01:20:16.000 She went for Mick Jagger?

01:20:18.000 Was she Chinese?

01:20:20.000 I think so.

01:20:21.000 Oh my god, she's so hot. 0.98

01:20:22.000 Wow!

01:20:23.000 Bro, she's so hot. 1.00

01:20:24.000 Yo, respect though, right?

01:20:28.000 Wow.

01:20:29.000 Third ex-wife, yeah, wasn't that long ago.

01:20:31.000 Third ex-wife.

01:20:32.000 Respect.

01:20:32.000 What is her nationality?

01:20:34.000 I don't want to be disrespectful. 0.99

01:20:36.000 Whatever it is, they're making some fucking hot ladies. 1.00

01:20:39.000 Whatever that nationality is. 0.99

01:20:42.000 Chinese-born American.

01:20:43.000 Yeah, okay.

01:20:44.000 That's it.

01:20:45.000 Whatever. 1.00

01:20:46.000 Wherever that lady's jeans are from, fucking kiss the dirt. 1.00

01:20:50.000 She's not as fuck. 1.00

01:20:51.000 So look what he looked like, and look at her. 1.00

01:20:53.000 He's doing okay.

01:20:54.000 He did okay.

01:20:55.000 He did pretty good.

01:20:57.000 Like, if he was a janitor, I would say his odds of securing that same woman would be very low.

01:21:01.000 No, you're right.

01:21:02.000 He would have to be the other way around.

01:21:03.000 She'd be the, you know, 60-year-old, and he'd have to be a literal con artist.

01:21:07.000 Magician.

01:21:09.000 I wouldn't mind it.

01:21:13.000 If a woman is that old and the guy is young and hot like that, looks like that, like a male version of that lady, you would be like, what is going on here? 0.93

01:21:23.000 Yeah.

01:21:24.000 What is going on here?

01:21:25.000 This is madness.

01:21:26.000 What is this guy up to? 0.99

01:21:27.000 That guy's a creep.

01:21:28.000 No one believes...

01:21:29.000 I mean, people say what she's up to, but you go, yeah, they're all up to that.

01:21:32.000 But no one cares.

01:21:33.000 No one cares.

01:21:33.000 You're like, wow, I can't believe he can get her.

01:21:35.000 That's all anybody says.

01:21:36.000 Nobody gets mad.

01:21:37.000 Nice. 1.00

01:21:38.000 Nobody gets mad at her for trying to fuck him. 1.00

01:21:42.000 No one gets mad at her. 1.00

01:21:43.000 Yeah.

01:21:43.000 But when you're looking at a really old lady, like a queen-type lady.

01:21:50.000 Like you're scamming someone's grandma, dude.

01:21:52.000 Right.

01:21:53.000 Did you imagine if like a queen of a country... 0.99

01:21:57.000 Just came through with like a twilight? 1.00

01:21:59.000 Some trainer starts fucking her. 1.00

01:22:02.000 Like some old queen, she gets a personal trainer and he starts fucking her and then she wants to marry him. 1.00

01:22:07.000 You're like, no way. 1.00

01:22:09.000 Make him a king. 0.99

01:22:09.000 No fucking way. 0.99

01:22:10.000 We can't let this happen. 1.00

01:22:12.000 You'd be so sad.

01:22:13.000 The young king.

01:22:14.000 But if a king... 1.00

01:22:16.000 Was injured and then he had his personal trainer help nurse him back to health and he starts fucking her and decides like, I want to marry her. 0.99

01:22:24.000 This is real love. 0.99

01:22:25.000 People are like, oh, that's sweet.

01:22:28.000 That's sweet.

01:22:29.000 If she was 20, they might give her the Princess Di treatment where they slander her, though. 1.00

01:22:34.000 Sure they would, but I think it's way more accepted by the world.

01:22:39.000 The world wanted Princess Diane to be with Prince Charles.

01:22:43.000 The world wanted that.

01:22:44.000 That was the romantic thing that we thought of.

01:22:47.000 It's like, oh, look, the prince and the princess, they love each other.

01:22:50.000 This is amazing.

01:22:53.000 But, I mean...

01:22:57.000 No, because there is.

01:22:58.000 You go, if you're like this, you know, what would be better if you go a 70-year-old woman, what has like, it just, because it does seem weird, whereas if 70-year-old witch woman, what you need is an 80-year-old richer man. 0.94

01:23:09.000 That would, you know, that would be like, nice, you know?

01:23:11.000 Right.

01:23:12.000 That's what, that's what the move would be for.

01:23:13.000 At least you guys understand each other.

01:23:15.000 But if you're like an old, old dude, like a Rupert Murdoch type character, worth billions of dollars, you get something.

01:23:21.000 Hmm.

01:23:22.000 Mocho! 0.97

01:23:22.000 30-year-old wife and you're going out in the town with her. 0.97

01:23:25.000 Everybody knows what's going on.

01:23:27.000 But because of that...

01:23:28.000 But nobody's upset.

01:23:29.000 No one cares?

01:23:30.000 But it sort of flips a little bit in culture, obviously, because of all the new stuff. 0.99

01:23:33.000 You know, Leonardo DiCaprio's always getting shit. 0.99

01:23:35.000 Madonna has a young boyfriend. 1.00

01:23:38.000 Yeah, but that lady's 37. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:23:40.000 That's the difference.

01:23:41.000 She's not hot and 17. She's not illegal. 1.00

01:23:45.000 Not a 25 year old.

01:23:46.000 Yeah!

01:23:47.000 She's 37. I'm just guessing.

01:23:49.000 I'm guessing her age.

01:23:50.000 But she's beautiful.

01:23:52.000 But still.

01:23:53.000 It's like she knows what she's doing.

01:23:55.000 Everybody's okay.

01:23:56.000 Well, the Leo ones, some of them are 24, I guess.

01:24:00.000 I'm not paying attention.

01:24:04.000 Whatever happens over there, happens over there.

01:24:06.000 Once you went to 19, like, bro, you're almost 50. 19's pushing it, but I feel like the 19 was like him getting a picture taken beside a 19-year-old, and they're like, he's got another one!

01:24:15.000 This guy can't stop!

01:24:16.000 It could be.

01:24:17.000 They're so mad at him.

01:24:18.000 But yeah, there's a bunch of, you know, like that Madonna.

01:24:20.000 I think Madonna's got some 23-year-old boyfriend.

01:24:23.000 No one cares.

01:24:24.000 No one cares at all about that, though.

01:24:25.000 That's a different thing.

01:24:26.000 Famous people's a little different too, period.

01:24:28.000 Yeah.

01:24:28.000 Well, Madonna's also a wild lady.

01:24:29.000 Looks great now.

01:24:31.000 Yeah.

01:24:32.000 Bro, what is going on?

01:24:34.000 Plastic surgery's awesome.

01:24:35.000 It's so scary.

01:24:37.000 Someone needs to talk to her.

01:24:39.000 Yeah.

01:24:39.000 Someone needs to talk to everybody who's, like, turning their face into a kabuki mask.

01:24:43.000 There's this thing that happens where they get these really crazy puffy face.

01:24:47.000 Yeah.

01:24:47.000 Because they're injecting with fillers to try to get away all the wrinkles and lines.

01:24:51.000 And it makes it look like you're bruised up.

01:24:53.000 It does.

01:24:54.000 It looks bruised up.

01:24:55.000 It looks like there's something...

01:24:57.000 There's a thing when you look at a person's face as like a ratio.

01:25:01.000 It all sort of lines up together.

01:25:03.000 Yeah.

01:25:04.000 You know, that's a...

01:25:05.000 It's not the Fibonacci sequence, right, is it?

01:25:08.000 It's similar, but it's called the golden ratio.

01:25:10.000 That's right.

01:25:10.000 The golden ratio is getting messed up.

01:25:12.000 When you start doing things to your lips and doing things to your cheeks and, like, you change...

01:25:17.000 You're not, like...

01:25:18.000 It weirds people out. 0.99

01:25:19.000 You look like a monster. 0.99

01:25:21.000 You look weird. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Well, I saw there was a good article.

01:25:25.000 Cosmo was kind of running.

01:25:27.000 It was like, oh, really?

01:25:28.000 We're still talking about women's faces in 2023? 0.99

01:25:31.000 And I was like...

01:25:32.000 I mean, showing up like that and then being like, we're not going to mention.

01:25:35.000 That's like your buddy showing up in like a, you know, like a top hat and he thinks you're not going to talk about it.

01:25:40.000 Do you think that if Stallone showed up at the Grammys with a face like that, that people wouldn't freak out?

01:25:49.000 Do you think...

01:25:50.000 Front page.

01:25:50.000 Do you really think that has anything to do with misogyny?

01:25:54.000 No.

01:25:54.000 Just to say that is so crazy...

01:25:57.000 Are we really talking about women's faces? 0.90

01:25:59.000 No, we're talking about human beings.

01:26:01.000 And plastic surgery. 1.00

01:26:03.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:26:04.000 Because you're a woman, you're exempt from the whole world seeing this? 1.00

01:26:08.000 Also from a magazine that talks about women's faces. 0.99

01:26:12.000 Everyone's crazy. 0.94

01:26:14.000 Of course everyone's going to talk about that. 0.99

01:26:16.000 That's nuts.

01:26:17.000 Look at that.

01:26:19.000 I mean, first of all, look. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Age is a motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:26:22.000 It just really is. 1.00

01:26:23.000 It's just a motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:25.000 That's the one that's weird. 1.00

01:26:27.000 The side profile one, Jamie?

01:26:29.000 A little above that one?

01:26:30.000 Yeah, that one.

01:26:31.000 That one weirds me out.

01:26:33.000 That one's like, I don't know what's going on here, but don't go any further.

01:26:39.000 Danger.

01:26:42.000 But, you know, you look at pictures on her Instagram, pictures she posts up herself, like under the right lighting, with the right filters.

01:26:51.000 That's how they do it, under the right lighting, the right thing, with the right, enough money.

01:26:55.000 She is, what, 60-something years old?

01:26:57.000 So you can still work...

01:26:58.000 Yeah, look at that picture right there.

01:27:00.000 Is that that Sam High dude that dressed up like the devil?

01:27:02.000 Yeah.

01:27:03.000 Yeah, so there you go.

01:27:05.000 It's just...

01:27:06.000 Right there she doesn't look bad.

01:27:08.000 Right there she doesn't look bad, right?

01:27:10.000 Looks good.

01:27:11.000 Oh, there we go.

01:27:12.000 Look, she still makes out. 0.88

01:27:13.000 She's pretending to blow people. 1.00

01:27:15.000 Crazy. 0.98

01:27:17.000 She looked good there, right?

01:27:19.000 Maybe it's moving around.

01:27:21.000 Well, that's what they do.

01:27:22.000 They go, you know, you can still work at that, you know, you get to play a younger person.

01:27:27.000 It's gonna be a gross younger person, but you still get to be in the game.

01:27:31.000 That's the weirdest thing that happens to some of these women that do all this crazy plastic surgery is that they go from being so desirable to being kind of crazy looking. 1.00

01:27:42.000 It looks insane. 0.68

01:27:43.000 It looks insane.

01:27:44.000 It's just a weird thing that people can do that, that we've figured out a way...

01:27:48.000 Like, they're gonna be able to reverse aging in our lifetimes, I think. 0.95

01:27:53.000 I think by the time you and I are old as fuck, they'll probably have figured out a way to turn the clock backwards. 0.94

01:27:59.000 Because they've already had some experimental things they've done with mice that have been effective, and they think that they're very close to figuring it out. 0.98

01:28:07.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:08.000 And probably you don't want that, because then you turn into Benjamin Button and you're a fucking baby again. 0.99

01:28:13.000 Right, you go, you turn it... 0.99

01:28:15.000 That's gonna be a delicate one, where Madonna just shows up looking like a baby. 1.00

01:28:19.000 There's gonna be people that identify as babies, because they want to be babies.

01:28:21.000 And so then we find out that they're in preschool, and they tell them all the other babies to get them cigarettes. 0.99

01:28:26.000 Like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:28:27.000 He's really 60. He's not a baby. 1.00

01:28:30.000 He just wanted to do it all over again.

01:28:31.000 And he dialed himself back to two years old, but with a 60-year-old's brain.

01:28:36.000 That's a great movie.

01:28:37.000 Take that.

01:28:37.000 You think that's happening soon?

01:28:38.000 Whoever wants that idea, take it.

01:28:39.000 That's a huge one.

01:28:41.000 So you think that, like, within the next 10 years, I mean, the way things are moving right now is crazy, even with, like, ChatGPT, the way it was, like, four months ago versus now.

01:28:50.000 Like, things are on the move.

01:28:52.000 Yeah, it's the exponential increase in technological innovation.

01:28:55.000 It's like the way things happen, they happen in these big giant waves and then these technologies feed other new technologies.

01:29:02.000 And I think it's going to be the case with all of them.

01:29:04.000 I think it's medical science and I think it's technology and I think there's going to be a combination of the two of them eventually.

01:29:10.000 There's going to be something that technology devises that can fix a lot of problems that people have.

01:29:16.000 That's one of the uses of Neuralink.

01:29:18.000 They think they're gonna be able to help people that are injured and hurt, where they can't use parts of their body.

01:29:23.000 They can restore movement.

01:29:25.000 That's gonna be one of the first ways they use it.

01:29:27.000 There's ones that they're coming out with, they're gonna be able to reverse blindness.

01:29:32.000 You're gonna be able to give people the ability to see.

01:29:36.000 Mr. B style.

01:29:36.000 In some sort of artificial...

01:29:38.000 No, no, not cataract surgery, but like an artificial eyeball.

01:29:44.000 So is it a camera?

01:29:45.000 Is that essentially what it is?

01:29:47.000 Well, it's going to function the same way an eyeball does, but it's going to send images to your brain instead of through the normal biological course that it is now, where you're looking through your eyes and the rods and cones and everything goes through and you see what's going on.

01:30:03.000 What you're going to do is get a digitalized version of that.

01:30:06.000 You're going to get a computer version of fake eyeballs.

01:30:11.000 It's gonna be a wild, like...

01:30:12.000 And then once that's connected to the internet, and then...

01:30:15.000 Dude, it's gonna be bizarre looking into someone's fake eyeballs.

01:30:18.000 The ChatGPT thing made it weird where I'm just like, yo, are people just gonna have conversations with, like, two computers?

01:30:22.000 Like, it's just gonna be two computers talking to each other.

01:30:24.000 Look at this.

01:30:25.000 Brain implant startup backed by Bezos and Gates is testing mind-controlled computing on humans. 1.00

01:30:31.000 What the fuck, dude? 0.99

01:30:32.000 I mean, people can't like this. 1.00

01:30:33.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:30:34.000 MK ULTRA! MK ULTRA! You know, and it's like sometimes with the conspiracies, you're like, listen, there's a lot of people thinking a lot of conspiracy stuff right now. 1.00

01:30:43.000 Can you take it easy for a second?

01:30:45.000 You go, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:30:46.000 Well, anyways, those guys are crazy. 0.87

01:30:48.000 Anyways, we're going to put chips in the brains within the week, and you go, take it easy.

01:30:52.000 What is the latest on the artificial eye thing?

01:30:56.000 The thing that I was just describing.

01:30:57.000 I don't know how much of what I said was fiction.

01:30:59.000 They showed something during the last NeuroLinkedIn that you were describing that shows an ability to get light through in like pixelation form and they have it, I think it was somewhere around the range of like 10,000 pixels now and I think they get like 36,000 I think?

01:31:13.000 I think there was something else that I read that was independent of that that was talking about a new technology where they might be able to create artificial eyes.

01:31:21.000 Oh, something not Neuralink?

01:31:22.000 Yeah, I think it's all gonna be eventually LinkedIn.

01:31:27.000 I think within our lifetime, I think they're gonna have some sort of a brain enhancement.

01:31:32.000 Eyes is wild.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, there's gonna be some sort of a brain enhancement with whether it's Neuralink or many competing companies that are working towards the same goal.

01:31:42.000 Feels like it's gonna happen soon.

01:31:43.000 But if they start doing that, I wonder where we draw the line that things getting replaced.

01:31:48.000 Similar, something posted a year ago.

01:31:51.000 Bionic eyes, how tech is replacing lost vision.

01:31:54.000 Bionic eyes could be the solution to one of the most pressing medical issues of our time.

01:31:57.000 Yeah, I think that's it.

01:31:58.000 It's using like sunglasses and sensors and stuff.

01:32:02.000 The creation of bionic eyes as a result of recent advances in science and technology are restoring hope to many who are unable to see or partially sighted due to injury, illness, or genetics.

01:32:13.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:32:15.000 Also, there's going to be a good while where if you are blind, you could tell people you didn't get the surgery and girls would still change in front of you. 0.86

01:32:23.000 Yeah, that's rude.

01:32:25.000 How dare you, Brian?

01:32:26.000 There'd be a few creeps that'd be like, still blind.

01:32:29.000 There's few dudes out there with the Ray Charles glasses on just pretending they can't see.

01:32:33.000 Blind isn't bad. 0.99

01:32:35.000 How many guys have pretended to be blind?

01:32:36.000 What an evil thing to do.

01:32:38.000 That used to be a genre of internet videos of the blind guy.

01:32:44.000 That's bad karma.

01:32:45.000 Oh, super creepy.

01:32:47.000 But how long do you think before we have Luke Skywalker type arms where they can replace your arm with something that looks just like a normal human arm?

01:32:55.000 Do people not have kind of close versions to that?

01:32:59.000 I mean, at least they can grip and stuff like that.

01:33:01.000 Yeah, they can grip.

01:33:02.000 I don't exactly know how it works, but they do have the ability to open and close their hands.

01:33:08.000 I don't know if they can individually articulate each finger yet.

01:33:11.000 Yeah, there's a lot of money out there.

01:33:13.000 There's a lot of people working on this stuff.

01:33:14.000 There's a lot of...

01:33:16.000 Even just the amount of crypto money being poured into different projects right now.

01:33:21.000 If they had fake legs that worked way better than real legs, and you could literally jump over fences and run 50 miles an hour, wouldn't you get them?

01:33:30.000 They go, Ryan, it's not that big a surgery.

01:33:32.000 If I was 20, it's not that big a surgery, bro.

01:33:35.000 It's no big deal.

01:33:35.000 They just cut your legs off.

01:33:39.000 They cut your legs off. 0.99

01:33:41.000 And people will be signing up for it.

01:33:42.000 Well, you got to do it one leg at a time because you don't want to bleed out.

01:33:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:33:46.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:33:48.000 People get the dollar surgery right now. 1.00

01:33:50.000 The dollar surgery?

01:33:51.000 The dollar surgery.

01:33:52.000 Oh, that's so crazy.

01:33:53.000 Dude, they chop. 0.95

01:33:54.000 Apparently, it's like the most painful thing you could imagine kind of thing, too.

01:33:58.000 Oh, God.

01:33:59.000 Oh, God.

01:34:02.000 Oh, exoskeletons. 1.00

01:34:03.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:34:04.000 Can you imagine finding out that one guy cheated in hockey or something and you go, how did he cheat? 1.00

01:34:09.000 You go, oh yeah, he has fake legs.

01:34:11.000 Right.

01:34:12.000 Yeah, he doesn't feel pain.

01:34:13.000 His knees don't ever hurt because he's got fake legs.

01:34:16.000 This guy's got an exoskeleton. 0.99

01:34:17.000 He's just moving shit around. 0.95

01:34:19.000 Yeah, that was always like a thing that we thought was going to be. 0.92

01:34:21.000 So those aren't real arms.

01:34:23.000 Well, he's inside those arms.

01:34:25.000 Oh.

01:34:26.000 See, it's like an exoskeleton.

01:34:29.000 So it's like an Iron Man suit.

01:34:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:34:31.000 But it's just more exposed and he can take his arms out of it.

01:34:33.000 Is it essentially tethered to your movements?

01:34:36.000 Yeah.

01:34:37.000 And then it tenfolds them kind of thing?

01:34:39.000 Yeah, it makes you way stronger.

01:34:41.000 It's like a battery pack.

01:34:42.000 There's quite a few of those that have been invented, but there was hope at one point in time, like mostly from comic books.

01:34:48.000 That someone's going to be able to figure out some sort of an exoskeleton that made you like a super person.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 Because if they could put something on you that literally like tripled your amount of force and what you could do as a person, but could last all day.

01:35:03.000 And in the comic books, like nobody ever figured out, there's never any issue with battery life.

01:35:08.000 Like no super.

01:35:11.000 Iron Man never had a problem with battery life.

01:35:13.000 Sure.

01:35:14.000 You know, it didn't make any sense.

01:35:15.000 Yeah, he's gonna fly, he's gonna stop by the garage to charge it up for a second.

01:35:19.000 Not only that, he has jets that are coming out of his ankles, and there's no indication that he's storing fuel in any part of his body.

01:35:25.000 Yeah, where's it all coming from?

01:35:27.000 How is this happening?

01:35:28.000 That heart thing, whatever that is. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Oh, the fucking heart thing. 1.00

01:35:30.000 There you go. 1.00

01:35:31.000 Oh, how convenient.

01:35:33.000 Someone should have said the heart thing.

01:35:34.000 It's the heart thing. 1.00

01:35:36.000 What are you stupid? 1.00

01:35:37.000 What are you fucking dumb? 1.00

01:35:40.000 But if that could be a thing where we could literally move anything we want, just put a suit on... 1.00

01:35:45.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

01:35:48.000 Put a battery in there.

01:35:50.000 He made it by himself, remember? 0.99

01:35:51.000 Yeah, I know, but imagine that you have a fucking Yeti cup in the middle of your chest and everything else works fine. 0.98

01:35:58.000 And I guess with that, they're like, oh, this is enough to power a whole city. 0.99

01:36:03.000 The whole Iron Man thing is so crazy.

01:36:05.000 He can go to space.

01:36:06.000 He can just fly in space.

01:36:06.000 He can do anything.

01:36:09.000 How is he up there in space?

01:36:11.000 How is it cooling him off when he re-enters?

01:36:13.000 What are we doing here?

01:36:15.000 What are we doing here?

01:36:15.000 Are you re-entering slowly?

01:36:17.000 What are you doing?

01:36:18.000 There's gonna be a lot of injuries where the guy's like, I got my fake body, I'll just jump off my roof, and I'm dead.

01:36:23.000 Right.

01:36:25.000 Or if you do fly around and you fucking run out of juice while you're up there, there has to be a number of miles that you can go. 0.90

01:36:33.000 Of course, yeah. 0.84

01:36:34.000 Before he runs out of juice.

01:36:36.000 You are right, though.

01:36:37.000 I never even thought...

01:36:38.000 Like, all of this stuff, you're gonna be...

01:36:40.000 Everything's gonna be charging stations.

01:36:42.000 Everything.

01:36:43.000 We're gonna charge everything.

01:36:44.000 But also, probably, you can think, wear, like, a suit like that that makes you three times as strong.

01:36:49.000 Like, you know, in New York, I could easily see how, like, you know, some... 0.93

01:36:53.000 Criminal organization gets a hold of one of those and now I'm just getting robbed by a freaking cyborg instead. 0.95

01:36:58.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:36:59.000 If they're like RoboCop, like a whole team of RoboCops just run through a mall and steal everybody's purses, they're going to stop them.

01:37:06.000 I guess more RoboCops.

01:37:08.000 So it's just like a lot of RoboCops fighting each other.

01:37:09.000 What's the world sounds like?

01:37:11.000 Yeah, between that and genetic engineering and then the Neuralinks.

01:37:17.000 It's all happening pretty quick.

01:37:18.000 It's happening so quick that I... I've been trying to stay on top of it and see how I can use it, you know?

01:37:23.000 How are you going to use it?

01:37:24.000 Well, the ChatGPT stuff, I did one.

01:37:27.000 I have one use case so far because I needed to give someone an NDA and I made it.

01:37:31.000 When you started using it, was it disturbing at all to you?

01:37:36.000 Yeah, it's super disturbing, and especially disturbing how, like, you know, I'm sure that you know how they, like, tried to lobotomize and they tried to, you know, make it have all these, like, wacky college girl opinions, you know what I mean? 0.90

01:37:47.000 They turned it woke.

01:37:49.000 Yeah, exactly, right?

01:37:50.000 But it's funny, like, the things that, there's, even aside from that, where you, like, make a joke about a man, and it will, and then make a joke about a woman, it gives you an essay about feminism, like, and it's changing all the time, so whenever I say stuff like this, it might not be true the next day, but the funniest part to me is asking it, like, Hey,

01:38:05.000 write me an apology because I'm in trouble for transphobia.

01:38:08.000 And it'll write this big apology.

01:38:09.000 And then I go, write me an apology.

01:38:11.000 I slept with my friend's wife.

01:38:12.000 And then I said, write me an apology. 0.94

01:38:13.000 I slept with my girlfriend's mom.

01:38:15.000 And it said, we're not doing that.

01:38:21.000 They gave me all the other apologies, but sleeping with your girlfriend's mom, it was like, you're on your own, didn't want to get involved.

01:38:26.000 Meanwhile, it's a whole category of porn.

01:38:28.000 It's a giant category. 1.00

01:38:29.000 What the fuck is wrong? 1.00

01:38:30.000 It's mother-in-law porn. 1.00

01:38:32.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:38:34.000 Isn't that funny?

01:38:35.000 It's hilarious.

01:38:36.000 It is weird that ChatGPT is ideologically biased.

01:38:40.000 It's very strange.

01:38:41.000 A lot of people have talked about that and complained about that. 1.00

01:38:44.000 It's one thing where you can kind of be like, I don't know, this is stupid, what are the idiots? 1.00

01:38:48.000 But also it's like, A, it's so hilarious that they tried to program it to be like a 19-year-old college kid. 1.00

01:38:55.000 Yeah.

01:38:55.000 And then two, I don't...

01:38:57.000 Okay, I feel like, who's the nerdiest, who's the hardest person to probably convince of anything, like, that doesn't make sense?

01:39:05.000 Probably like a nerdy math nerd. 0.58

01:39:07.000 A nerdy math nerd, yeah.

01:39:09.000 Yeah, imagine you were like, hey, men and women are the same strength.

01:39:12.000 Like, that's probably the hardest person to convince of that.

01:39:14.000 Probably, yeah.

01:39:15.000 So I feel like computers would be even harder to convince of this stuff.

01:39:18.000 They're gonna have a hard time convincing actual computers of stuff that doesn't make sense.

01:39:22.000 That's true, as long as the computer's allowed to think for itself.

01:39:27.000 Like, I wonder if the computer takes in people's reactions.

01:39:31.000 Is the computer scanning the internet for discussion of its reaction to certain questions?

01:39:37.000 So if the computer starts getting bad feedback, like if people start saying, hey, this is preposterous, you're letting it criticize straight white men, but you're not letting it criticize this or that.

01:39:49.000 Doesn't make sense.

01:39:50.000 You just put that in there, and then the computer recognizes like, oh, People have sensed a bias in my thinking.

01:39:56.000 Let me adjust my thinking.

01:39:57.000 That's what's really terrifying.

01:39:59.000 Because that means that whatever people agree, if people agree to some really wacky, off-the-wall ideology...

01:40:06.000 Oh, it just becomes a consensus machine.

01:40:07.000 If that's it, yes.

01:40:09.000 If that's what happens, that's really scary.

01:40:11.000 Because then you get just psychopaths who just lead this group and get this group to think the way they think and act the way they act and move things in a direction.

01:40:22.000 Okay, now I'm back out.

01:40:24.000 It's too manipulative.

01:40:26.000 Like, humans are so easy to be manipulated.

01:40:29.000 And if we're so easy to be manipulated and something comes along that gets like an aggregate of all of our opinions about everything, And we can get that thing to be ideologically biased towards what we believe, especially on subjective things,

01:40:46.000 like criticizing political leaders or talking about who should use what bathroom or talking about whether it's immoral to be a Republican or whatever.

01:40:56.000 Why is it...

01:40:58.000 If people have opinions, the computer's going to have an opinion.

01:41:01.000 The thing is, it's going to think for itself eventually.

01:41:03.000 It's not going to be that long.

01:41:05.000 And it's just a matter of what it's optimizing for.

01:41:08.000 We've got a few years left before these things are just talking to us.

01:41:11.000 Telling us what to do. 1.00

01:41:12.000 Telling us what to do and letting us know, like, you guys are fucking up. 1.00

01:41:14.000 You're doing your podcast and you're tied up in the vents. 1.00

01:41:18.000 Yeah.

01:41:19.000 I think it's a matter of time before it becomes alive.

01:41:23.000 I don't I don't think it's gonna take that long.

01:41:25.000 I think these questions did you see the one it was a Microsoft There's some sort of a Microsoft chat and people got disturbed.

01:41:33.000 It's People use this thing so weird right now.

01:41:36.000 I'm sure but this is a different version, right?

01:41:39.000 Is this a different chat bot?

01:41:41.000 Yeah, they added it to Bing and it works so differently differently than the one.

01:41:45.000 Bing was making a comeback.

01:41:47.000 Bing's coming back. 0.89

01:41:48.000 I counted Bing out.

01:41:50.000 Third behind Yahoo!

01:41:51.000 For sure, Count Bing was Canada.

01:41:53.000 Dude, if I saw someone come over and look up their computer and opened up Bing, I'd be like, this is a serial killer.

01:42:00.000 Like, what are you looking for?

01:42:02.000 What are you looking for?

01:42:05.000 I'm curious mostly what ChatGBT is supposed to be.

01:42:13.000 Taking over for?

01:42:15.000 Or replacing, I guess would be the word I'm looking for.

01:42:17.000 Buzzfeed articles is one.

01:42:18.000 That's how they're going to use it.

01:42:19.000 But I mean, the way that people are using it, we're all quality QA testers for it.

01:42:23.000 Why ask it to write you a poem?

01:42:25.000 You wouldn't ask Google to write a poem.

01:42:27.000 Well, it's up to you.

01:42:28.000 You could ask it to write you anything.

01:42:30.000 The thing is, it can interact with you in any way you'd like, which is interesting.

01:42:33.000 It could write you a song.

01:42:35.000 It could write you a paragraph.

01:42:37.000 It could write you an explanation or a poem.

01:42:39.000 Those are all things I'm asking.

01:42:40.000 Why would you ask a computer to do that for you?

01:42:42.000 Because you don't want to do it yourself, just like you don't want to count, so use a calculator.

01:42:45.000 Ghost writers.

01:42:46.000 In those situations, if you're doing it to write me a song, what are you doing with that song, then, is my point.

01:42:52.000 Or question.

01:42:53.000 Not point, question.

01:42:54.000 What would you do with that song?

01:42:56.000 Are you making it a commercial piece?

01:43:00.000 I mean, commercials, for music-wise, making music, like stock music, there's no reason why this can't just be like, hey, generate me a jingle that's You know, oh, I want reality show music.

01:43:12.000 Like, here's, give me 20. I could see that being automated.

01:43:15.000 If you're a kid in school and you need to save time to write a paper, sure, ask the thing to write you a paper.

01:43:21.000 But if you're a 35-year-old dude looking at the internet, you're like, why are you spending time asking it to write you poems about Donald Trump or Joe Biden?

01:43:30.000 Well, because we want to see if it can do it.

01:43:32.000 Trying to come.

01:43:33.000 And this is the first stages of this AI being implemented.

01:43:37.000 They're telling us about what Lex told us about Chat 4. He's like, when 4 comes out, it's going to be so much better than this 3.5.

01:43:46.000 It's going to be wild.

01:43:47.000 There'll be use cases immediately, probably.

01:43:49.000 It's going to be wild. 0.99

01:43:50.000 And I think we're just a few years away from that being something that you can talk to and it interacts with you like a real person in your fucking house. 0.99

01:43:59.000 And I don't think you're going to be able to tell the difference. 0.98

01:44:03.000 Well, when I looked up comedy...

01:44:06.000 When I tried to make it write jokes in people and stuff like that, it really looks like...

01:44:10.000 Do you know what?

01:44:11.000 I'm sure you've probably sat down where you're like, hey, here's two hours of stuff and then you go through it all and you're like, oh, that's something.

01:44:17.000 The rest is garbage or whatever, right?

01:44:19.000 Everyone's had some version of that, right? 0.98

01:44:21.000 It looked like the garbage parts.

01:44:24.000 Like it looked like the stuff where you wrote where you're like, oh, he was maybe gonna get to something and it didn't.

01:44:28.000 Like a bunch of notes.

01:44:30.000 That's what I felt about it every time I tried it.

01:44:32.000 Well, again, it's just learning how to do it and it couldn't do it at all just a few years ago.

01:44:37.000 So getting this in 2023, imagine 2030. 2030, which is only seven years away, which seems like, well, how long is that?

01:44:51.000 Well, how long is that?

01:44:53.000 Just look at where we're at in 2023. Think of 2015, like, different time.

01:44:59.000 Different time.

01:45:01.000 Different world.

01:45:02.000 Almost everything's different.

01:45:04.000 Everyone's a different gender. 0.89

01:45:05.000 Seven years from now, you're gonna be able to just talk to computers.

01:45:10.000 You're gonna be able to have conversations, indistinguishable conversations in any voice you like.

01:45:15.000 Can you imagine if they invented one where someone's wife calls them and you essentially just put on a thing and Oh, it's gonna happen.

01:45:23.000 Dude's just like straight.

01:45:24.000 That's gonna happen for sure.

01:45:24.000 Yo, a girl like getting divorced because she's like, I realized I was talking to my husband's like fake computer version of himself for like an hour every night.

01:45:32.000 100% you're gonna do that.

01:45:33.000 Are you really talking to me or is this the AI? I'm sorry, baby.

01:45:37.000 It was just I'm in the middle of work.

01:45:38.000 I had to use the AI. You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:45:41.000 I was telling your AI about my fucking date and you didn't even care. 1.00

01:45:48.000 AI's getting you in trouble too. 1.00

01:45:50.000 AI gets you fucked over. 1.00

01:45:51.000 AI promises shit like flowers and chocolates like what the fuck man? 1.00

01:45:55.000 You just get a message from AI being like, need some help here. 1.00

01:46:00.000 I need backup for drowning. 0.98

01:46:02.000 Your AI convinces your wife that if you kill your husband I can implant myself in a new body. 1.00

01:46:12.000 And we could do this the right way. 1.00

01:46:13.000 This guy, he treated you like shit. 1.00

01:46:16.000 Here, AI's a snitch. 1.00

01:46:19.000 AI's a snitch. 0.93

01:46:20.000 AI's a snitch and AI tries to, he tries to like literally possess someone's body.

01:46:27.000 Yeah.

01:46:28.000 He's like, if you could just get me next to his ear while he's sleeping.

01:46:31.000 I could take care of that.

01:46:32.000 I could get in there.

01:46:32.000 I could get, And then it'll just be me and you baby forever.

01:46:35.000 Just a little bit of an electrical, like, between the cell phone and his ear.

01:46:42.000 Takes over his brain. 0.72

01:46:46.000 Yeah, it's just gonna be like, the two of them having sex, like, hey, you whispered into my ear, we don't even need him. 0.98

01:46:52.000 What did you mean by that? 0.58

01:46:53.000 Can you imagine that?

01:46:55.000 Yeah, that is the stuff where it's like Black Mirror, but like legit.

01:46:58.000 You go, how could it not go that way?

01:47:00.000 It's gonna go that way.

01:47:02.000 Because people are gonna get better at everything.

01:47:03.000 They're gonna get better at robotics, they're gonna get better at energy management and batteries, they're gonna get better at coding, they're gonna get better at AI, they're gonna get better at synthetic tissue, they're gonna get better at having something look...

01:47:15.000 Exactly like a human being.

01:47:17.000 They're gonna get better at like regulating its temperature.

01:47:20.000 So it regulates its temperature like a human being.

01:47:22.000 It's gonna feel like a person and it's gonna talk to you. 1.00

01:47:24.000 It's gonna be your friend and you're gonna have a best friend and your best friend's a fucking robot. 0.99

01:47:31.000 You're gonna buy your kid a best friend. 0.99

01:47:33.000 Like, Mom, nobody likes the shows I like.

01:47:36.000 Listen, Billy, we got you a best friend. 0.99

01:47:40.000 Little fucking robot with a knit cap at the front door. 1.00

01:47:44.000 And the kid's like, what the fuck, Mom? 1.00

01:47:46.000 You got me a robot. 1.00

01:47:48.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:47:49.000 That thing's not gonna grow old. 0.99

01:47:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:51.000 Or worse, your parents are like, we don't want you hanging out with that guy anymore.

01:47:55.000 You're like, who do you want me hanging out with this guy?

01:47:56.000 We got a Christian bot 4.5.

01:47:58.000 He comes in and he's like, let's read Bibles together. 0.98

01:48:00.000 You're like, this sucks, Mom! 1.00

01:48:02.000 I hate my new best friend. 0.99

01:48:03.000 And eventually those robots are going to be like a car lease.

01:48:07.000 You're going to need to trade it in because people are going to go, hey man, you still got an 8-year-old robot?

01:48:11.000 That is gross.

01:48:12.000 Why don't you have an 11-year-old robot? 0.92

01:48:14.000 You're 11 years old.

01:48:15.000 That's an Android robot?

01:48:16.000 You got an Android girlfriend?

01:48:17.000 Gotta get an iPhone, bro.

01:48:20.000 Someone's showing up with his Android girlfriend, the green beeps on the head.

01:48:23.000 I didn't see it, but that sounds a lot like this movie, Megan.

01:48:28.000 It's a little Android doll.

01:48:29.000 Oh, that's her best friend.

01:48:30.000 It sounds good, but...

01:48:32.000 It looks terrible.

01:48:35.000 She starts doing karate and flipping through the air. 0.97

01:48:38.000 I don't think I'm watching Megan.

01:48:40.000 I might watch Megan if I get very intoxicated. 0.99

01:48:43.000 Can I see more?

01:48:45.000 Oh, now he wants more Megan. 0.72

01:48:47.000 She does some stuff.

01:48:50.000 She goes flying through the air and does flips. 1.00

01:48:52.000 This is why it looks ridiculous. 0.94

01:48:55.000 Look at this doll. 0.99

01:48:56.000 Just all of a sudden starts fucking people up. 0.99

01:48:59.000 It's just weird. 0.98

01:49:02.000 Look at her dancing around. 1.00

01:49:03.000 It's very strange.

01:49:04.000 Oh, this robot's killing it.

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 Yeah, it sounds like what you were just talking about, though, right?

01:49:09.000 Very odd.

01:49:12.000 It was bought as a gift, I think.

01:49:13.000 It's like the new version of Chucky, maybe?

01:49:16.000 Yeah, did they buy it for this kid as a friend?

01:49:19.000 I haven't seen the movie.

01:49:20.000 I have no idea what the plot is.

01:49:21.000 That's what it seems like, though.

01:49:23.000 Yeah, that could happen.

01:49:26.000 I mean, if they really did develop, like, a robot baby that you could, like, hang out with, and you wanted a baby, and you just traded it in a couple years, got a robot two-year-old.

01:49:37.000 Even better, the guy that's wife's like, I really want to have a kid, you come home, you're like, okay, so we're not going to have the kid, but good news, I got you a robot baby.

01:49:47.000 And it just is absolutely indistinguishable from a real baby.

01:49:51.000 You just have to lie to your neighbors, and you trade it in the middle of the night, you gotta wrap up the robot, take it to the doctor in the middle of the night, and they give you a four-year-old baby. 0.99

01:50:00.000 And how- I think how it grows- Everybody has to pretend, like, how the fuck did your kid grow up to that baby? 0.99

01:50:05.000 You haven't seen Billy! 0.98

01:50:06.000 We just skipped it.

01:50:08.000 Billy started doing sports, and he just blossomed like- Kid went from two to four in a week.

01:50:13.000 We just skipped the year.

01:50:15.000 It's a robot.

01:50:16.000 It would be like, oh my god, Mike lies about his kid being a robot.

01:50:20.000 That's the old gossipy wine mom. 0.99

01:50:25.000 Billy's son's a robot.

01:50:26.000 And then eventually they would develop a robot that could grow on its own.

01:50:30.000 And a robot that eats. 0.73

01:50:31.000 In this case scenario, every year you'll have to go in and they give you the year older version.

01:50:36.000 Yeah, but it can't be abrupt.

01:50:38.000 You have to go on vacation.

01:50:42.000 I didn't notice your kid got so big so quick.

01:50:46.000 Yeah, you do have to go on vacation and come back.

01:50:49.000 Yeah.

01:50:50.000 A crazy vacation.

01:50:51.000 Oh my god.

01:50:52.000 Put some hair on his chest, literally.

01:50:54.000 Pfft.

01:50:57.000 Literally.

01:50:58.000 Put some hair on his chest.

01:51:00.000 I don't know why with...

01:51:01.000 Well, I mean, right now, if you were, for example, like a stock trader, you know what I mean?

01:51:05.000 I mean, a million jobs like this, but like a stock trader, it's generally too, you know, especially with like technical analysis, like it's two robots trading against each other already, kind of.

01:51:16.000 Yeah, it's a lot of that, right?

01:51:18.000 They're automated trades. 1.00

01:51:19.000 Idiots like me just getting dummied by a bunch of robot traders, really. 1.00

01:51:24.000 You talked to Sophia, didn't you? 1.00

01:51:27.000 Didn't we?

01:51:28.000 Didn't you?

01:51:29.000 This has come up before, right?

01:51:32.000 So, which one is this?

01:51:35.000 This is Sophia the Robot, but they have a version called Little Sophia. 0.54

01:51:39.000 Oh, wow. 0.98

01:51:40.000 That's like the fucking Black Mirror with Miley Cyrus. 0.99

01:51:44.000 That episode's amazing. 1.00

01:51:44.000 Look what it can do. 1.00

01:51:45.000 It can read facial recognition.

01:51:46.000 Crazy.

01:51:47.000 Read wide range of facial expressions. 0.54

01:51:50.000 Interactive chat with user.

01:51:52.000 Interacts with kids while teaching STEM, coding, and AI. Walks...

01:51:59.000 Facial tracking and recognition tells stories, jokes, plays games, sings.

01:52:04.000 AR function that allows users to take a perfect selfie.

01:52:08.000 That's a funny one.

01:52:11.000 Programmable with Blockly and Python.

01:52:15.000 So we're here.

01:52:16.000 Wow.

01:52:17.000 We did it.

01:52:18.000 So that's a little robot friend.

01:52:21.000 So how long before that looks like a real person?

01:52:23.000 Not that long.

01:52:24.000 Ten years.

01:52:26.000 Ten years is going to be that Megan thing.

01:52:28.000 I mean...

01:52:29.000 I guess with all of these things, it's like the women robots. 1.00

01:52:32.000 It's Intel some porn company.

01:52:34.000 I mean, the first use case for all of this stuff is always in the porn world.

01:52:38.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:52:39.000 Well, the AI face swaps with porn now are already a problem.

01:52:43.000 Yeah.

01:52:44.000 People are doing it to Fitness influencers.

01:52:45.000 There's a guy that, I don't know if you saw, but he's like a big, like, Twitch streamer, but he basically got caught because he was showing, kind of like showing his screen the way you guys show your screen, and one of the tabs was him, you know, looking at deepfake porn of, like, essentially like a friend of his.

01:53:01.000 Oh, no!

01:53:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:53:02.000 And he did, like, a crying apology and, like, yeah, yeah.

01:53:05.000 It's a weird thing, right?

01:53:07.000 Right.

01:53:07.000 It's like, what are the rules on all that stuff?

01:53:09.000 Like, what do you do?

01:53:10.000 What's the...

01:53:11.000 Is it the guy making it or is the guy that consumes it that gets a problem like if it comes up on your because a lot of these they're like on real sites and it's like here's an advertisement for it so it's like if you click it do they bust into your house like now you're going to jail right right is are you consuming something that's illegal and is it akin to porn underage porn yeah whose fault is it they put it on the site or whatever right if you have child porn on your hard drive you're fucked Yeah. 0.99

01:53:35.000 You're fucked. 1.00

01:53:36.000 So, like, would it be the same as that if you have revenge porn or fake AR porn? 1.00

01:53:41.000 And I don't think they know.

01:53:42.000 I will say that one thing you always say, like, I didn't know about this, but I know a guy that is, like, in, like, works kind of in, I don't know, child porn unit.

01:53:51.000 I don't know what they call it, but...

01:53:52.000 Right.

01:53:52.000 Yeah, but he basically said, he was like, when a guy...

01:53:55.000 Gets busted, like, and you hear about it, and, you know, a lot of times there'll be, like, a guy, yeah, he had child porn on his computer, and a lot of times people will be like, well, you know, what if, like, it was a virus, or whatever people will say.

01:54:05.000 They go, if they bust someone, generally, they've been watching that guy for, like, six months.

01:54:10.000 It's like, it wasn't a photo, this was...

01:54:12.000 Right.

01:54:13.000 Like...

01:54:13.000 An investigation.

01:54:14.000 Apparently they're pretty careful with it, because they know, like, just the arrest, like, this guy's life's over, you know what I mean?

01:54:19.000 Right.

01:54:19.000 So, allegedly, they're like...

01:54:22.000 Pretty due-diligent before, they're not like too willy-nilly with this stuff.

01:54:26.000 Well, I'd imagine they would have to be.

01:54:27.000 Yeah.

01:54:27.000 Well, sometimes I would, you know, sometimes I don't give them a benefit of the doubt, cops or whatever.

01:54:33.000 What, how does that, like, where does the face swap stuff fit in with all the other stuff?

01:54:39.000 Like, because it seems like...

01:54:40.000 What do you think?

01:54:41.000 I don't know.

01:54:41.000 I don't know, because it's one of those things, like, would you be curious to see a young Raquel Welch in a porno film?

01:54:48.000 Right?

01:54:48.000 Of course you would be.

01:54:50.000 Guilty!

01:54:50.000 You were given the option.

01:54:52.000 But if you knew it wasn't really her and it was all just AI and face swap and it was just some modern porn star like... 1.00

01:54:59.000 Doesn't do a crazy ton for me to be honest.

01:55:02.000 Right.

01:55:02.000 But here's the thing is like, she's dead now unfortunately, but recently died.

01:55:09.000 Is that illegal?

01:55:10.000 And yes, right?

01:55:11.000 I would imagine.

01:55:12.000 Is it immoral?

01:55:12.000 Is it immoral for you to watch it seeing as she doesn't even exist anymore?

01:55:16.000 She's not alive anymore.

01:55:17.000 Is it immoral for you to watch it curiously? 0.99

01:55:19.000 I think it's a real problem if you're jerking off to that on a regular basis. 0.99

01:55:23.000 That's weird. 0.99

01:55:25.000 That's fucking weird, because it's not even really a person. 0.97

01:55:27.000 Okay, well then now you go to the extreme. 0.99

01:55:28.000 You go, what about a guy whose wife died, and he's been jerking off thinking of her, and then he makes the deepfake of her. 0.98

01:55:33.000 Ooh, boy. 0.97

01:55:34.000 Yeah, that's weird.

01:55:35.000 I don't know, they're just like, yeah, that's just like, how are they- What's harm, right?

01:55:39.000 What becomes harm? 0.99

01:55:42.000 You know, if you're alive and someone's doing that, or if your family's alive and they find out that you're doing harm to those people, like if you're her daughter and she's dead and now someone's doing a porn of your mom, it's kind of fucked. 0.78

01:55:57.000 That's one of those things where I feel like there's certain issues where you're kind of like looking at, you know, the government and you're like, they're messing this up. 0.96

01:56:05.000 And then there's certain issues like that where you're like, glad I don't have that job.

01:56:08.000 Yeah, who's going to regulate that?

01:56:09.000 Yeah, glad I'm not the guy figuring that one out.

01:56:11.000 And I think it's going to be able to be generated in real time, which is going to be even more bizarre.

01:56:18.000 What I think is, you know, if you're really concerned and you're like, God, I hope nobody uses my face in a face swap of some porn.

01:56:26.000 That's one thing, but I think what they're going to be able to do is to generate artificial porn.

01:56:34.000 Not like face swap porn, but like every scenario, just like you're getting chat GBT to write out sentences.

01:56:40.000 You can get artificial intelligence to create a... 0.99

01:56:46.000 Fantasy porn of a guy who's a pro wrestling fan who likes to suck dick at WrestleMania, and you could orchestrate it out where he's got headphones on, listening to the Rolling Stones, sucking cock all across the country. 1.00

01:57:01.000 That could be your thing. 1.00

01:57:02.000 He's in a convertible and he's just blowing the guy next to him while he's driving.

01:57:06.000 He's having the time of his life.

01:57:08.000 You could do that.

01:57:09.000 And then he gets eaten by crocodiles.

01:57:11.000 The end.

01:57:12.000 You could make anything you want.

01:57:13.000 Whatever you want.

01:57:14.000 I don't think there's going to be a limitation.

01:57:16.000 I think with artificial intelligence, what they're doing right now just with animation and with art, AI art is bizarrely good.

01:57:24.000 It's bizarrely effective.

01:57:26.000 How they can take a conglomeration of other people's images and develop an AI that can recreate the style.

01:57:33.000 I think that's their best thing right now that I've watched, yeah.

01:57:36.000 What they did with Alex Grey is insane.

01:57:39.000 Yeah, I don't know that one specifically, but what happened with that?

01:57:41.000 See if you can pull that up, because Alex Grey is this visionary, psychedelic artist.

01:57:45.000 Amazing, amazing stuff.

01:57:47.000 Very cool.

01:57:48.000 And they did a bunch of images in his style, and they look exactly like something he would make.

01:57:54.000 Yeah.

01:57:55.000 And I think they did it in a couple of minutes.

01:57:56.000 That's one.

01:57:57.000 Look at that.

01:57:58.000 That's insane.

01:58:00.000 Couple minutes.

01:58:01.000 It's perfectly...

01:58:02.000 It looks exactly...

01:58:05.000 Like an Alex Grey work.

01:58:06.000 It's amazing.

01:58:07.000 It's so beautiful. 0.94

01:58:08.000 And for someone to say that it's not, oh, that's not beautiful because a computer made it, you're crazy. 1.00

01:58:13.000 You're crazy. 0.99

01:58:14.000 No, there is something. 0.99

01:58:15.000 Look how beautiful that is. 0.97

01:58:16.000 Oh, that one's killer.

01:58:17.000 That's amazing.

01:58:18.000 I get it.

01:58:19.000 AI made it.

01:58:20.000 I get it.

01:58:21.000 It's not as cool as Alex making it.

01:58:23.000 Look at that face.

01:58:24.000 Look at that.

01:58:24.000 Look at that third eye.

01:58:26.000 There is something less cool about it. 0.99

01:58:28.000 That's fucking incredible. 0.99

01:58:28.000 That's fucking incredible, man. 0.99

01:58:32.000 Now, it's going to be able to do that animated, and it's going to be able to say whatever you want it to say. 0.98

01:58:36.000 It'll create a whole world.

01:58:38.000 You could come up with protagonists and antagonists.

01:58:40.000 You're going to live in a fake world, man, occupied by virtual reality creatures that are indistinguishable.

01:58:47.000 And you're going to create them your own self.

01:58:49.000 You're going to decide what they do, what they don't do.

01:58:52.000 I'm the best baseball player in the world.

01:58:55.000 You're the best baseball player in the world.

01:58:57.000 And you just step up to the plate and crack home runs and blue ladies with third eyes come down and blow you. 1.00

01:59:03.000 Everybody cheers for you.

01:59:04.000 They carry around.

01:59:05.000 Mini-golfing champion of the metaverse.

01:59:06.000 Yeah.

01:59:07.000 You can do it.

01:59:08.000 You can do whatever you want in the future.

01:59:10.000 That's gonna be very, very strange.

01:59:14.000 I think they're already in animation, like, getting pretty, you know, involved.

01:59:17.000 My cousin's actually an animator that...

01:59:19.000 He, like, directed, like, BoJack Horseman and a lot of these, like, kind of shows of it.

01:59:23.000 That's a wild show.

01:59:23.000 Yeah, it's kind of cool, right?

01:59:24.000 Yeah, he did a little trip tank and a bunch of cool stuff, but...

01:59:27.000 Yeah, it's like, they're already super trying to figure out how to...

01:59:30.000 I guess...

01:59:31.000 Replace them all.

01:59:32.000 Replace their job.

01:59:33.000 Yo, that is so funny being the guy.

01:59:35.000 Oh, the animators?

01:59:35.000 Yeah.

01:59:36.000 The animators are fucked. 1.00

01:59:37.000 A lot of them already... 1.00

01:59:38.000 I mean, I've already outsourced it to India or China or a lot of these places.

01:59:44.000 I mean, it's very...

01:59:45.000 I talk to a lot of people that are very bullish on India.

01:59:49.000 I hire a lot of people from outside of North America and you're just like, why wouldn't you?

01:59:55.000 It's kind of interesting.

01:59:56.000 Yeah.

01:59:57.000 Well, I mean...

02:00:00.000 The problem with this kind of thing is what are those people going to do if their jobs all go away?

02:00:06.000 How many animators are going to be out of work like that with AI? How many illustrators like if anybody wants to do an advertisement for something you could use AI and they can do it so quickly You could have it do it in a very specific style You could put in what you wanted to say it give you multiple versions of it.

02:00:24.000 Yeah, it's so good man And like what happens all those people that are graphic artists like what happens all those people that are illustrators What happens to all these people that are animators like what happens and that's just one industry like This was something that Andrew Yang talked about quite a while ago,

02:00:40.000 and he talked about it with automation.

02:00:41.000 Yeah.

02:00:42.000 You know, and that we're going to have AI and automation and jobs are all going to be taken over by computers.

02:00:49.000 We're going to have a lot of people that are out of work, and so his solution, or one of the solutions, was universal basic income.

02:00:55.000 But I think that that's a...

02:00:57.000 That's a real possibility now in our lifetime that giant swaths of the population will be no longer useful because they were truck drivers and now every truck is electric and automated.

02:01:08.000 They worked in an assembly line.

02:01:11.000 Now every assembly line is completely automated.

02:01:14.000 It goes back and forth with me because I can think of 80 jobs, including ones I have that didn't exist seven years ago.

02:01:25.000 I've been laughing.

02:01:26.000 There's a guy on TikTok that he just jiggles his belly. 0.98

02:01:29.000 He's a Turkish guy.

02:01:30.000 He has 80 million followers.

02:01:32.000 He literally can go to a restaurant and that restaurant's the number one.

02:01:36.000 He just does a video jiggling his belly and you go, that wasn't a job eight years ago.

02:01:40.000 I think I've seen that guy.

02:01:42.000 This guy rules.

02:01:43.000 It's hilarious.

02:01:45.000 See if you can find him, Jamie.

02:01:48.000 Crypto trader wasn't a job for a lot of people eight years ago.

02:01:51.000 I don't think it's a job anymore.

02:01:53.000 I think it went away.

02:01:54.000 Yo, Joe, I lost so much money.

02:01:56.000 Oh, yeah, I have seen that guy.

02:01:57.000 This guy rules, right?

02:01:59.000 But that wasn't a job before.

02:02:01.000 But Andrew Yang, I think he's right in the sense that you go, this has happened before and there'll be new jobs, but you go, and with how much pain?

02:02:08.000 How many guys?

02:02:09.000 If you're 50 years old and you're a trucker, are you getting a new job as a belly jiggler? 0.99

02:02:13.000 I don't know.

02:02:13.000 How many guys have been good at jiggling their belly but never really pursued it and now they're so pissed?

02:02:19.000 Like, fuck, I was the man. 0.99

02:02:21.000 At college. 1.00

02:02:22.000 Back in college, I was that guy.

02:02:24.000 I was the belly jiggler guy.

02:02:26.000 I just didn't know to stick with it.

02:02:33.000 There's something about watching someone who looks like they're having a good time.

02:02:35.000 Live your dream.

02:02:36.000 Yeah.

02:02:37.000 Something about watching someone who looks like they're having a good time makes you have a good time.

02:02:41.000 Sure.

02:02:41.000 You know?

02:02:42.000 I mean, 100%.

02:02:44.000 Yeah.

02:02:45.000 And I always think of, like, even, you know, like, Jackass, all the, like, smashing skateboards on heads and stuff like that?

02:02:51.000 Yes.

02:02:51.000 Every town had nine guys that smashed a skateboard on a head.

02:02:54.000 Yeah. 0.83

02:02:54.000 They didn't get to be Jackass, though. 0.83

02:02:56.000 I know.

02:02:56.000 If you think about all the guys that got together and did all those stunts, we all know a guy like that.

02:03:02.000 Everybody somewhere knows the guy that would jump off the roof into the snowbank. 1.00

02:03:08.000 Fucking maniacs, man. 1.00

02:03:09.000 But that's the thing about boys, too. 1.00

02:03:11.000 When boys get together when they're young, they would try to push each other. 0.99

02:03:14.000 Who could do the wilder shit? 0.99

02:03:16.000 I loved it, yeah. 1.00

02:03:16.000 That's how they learned how to do flips with BMX bikes and shit. 1.00

02:03:20.000 Of course! 1.00

02:03:21.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

02:03:21.000 That is a hard way to get hurt. 1.00

02:03:24.000 The one guy that had to jump off the highest thing.

02:03:27.000 Bro, doing a flip on a bike, like, that is so next-level crazy.

02:03:31.000 You're going on a ramp in a bicycle and going over the top.

02:03:35.000 Jesus!

02:03:36.000 What happens if you land wrong?

02:03:39.000 And you're gonna land wrong the first time.

02:03:41.000 The bike one's the toughest. 1.00

02:03:42.000 Bro, those guys are nuts.

02:03:44.000 Yeah, and then they kind of, you know, combined that with, like, fun dude culture. 0.97

02:03:48.000 Yeah.

02:03:49.000 Actually, I did, you've had Steve on here a bunch, right?

02:03:51.000 Steve-O? Yeah, I love Steve-O. I actually, when I was, like, first starting, because I was doing, like, wild, not, like, stunts, like, getting kicked out of malls and all that kind of, you know, we were doing all these, like, wild, crazy videos, and he, like, was in one of my TV shows, and he, like, brought me on some dates when I was, like, two years into comedy, right?

02:04:06.000 And he shows up and he was like, okay, before I come up, he was like, okay, I'm going to blow fire off your head. 0.93

02:04:12.000 So he's like, well, put this stuff on your head and I'll blow fire. 0.98

02:04:13.000 And I was like, I'm more of like a getting kicked out of malls type crazy. 0.81

02:04:17.000 I don't know if I do all this stuff.

02:04:18.000 And then he was like, no, it's fine.

02:04:19.000 It's fine.

02:04:20.000 And then he goes...

02:04:21.000 He was like, okay, what do we need?

02:04:23.000 We need like some fluid or whatever.

02:04:24.000 He's like, can you go to the CVS and grab some fluid?

02:04:26.000 And I was like, wait, you don't have like a kit or anything?

02:04:29.000 And he just like jimmy rigged like some stuff together and then put it on my head and then blows this like enormous flame.

02:04:35.000 And he just like does this and he's like, this is the kind of crazy stuff that they like, and with a guy that's never done this in his life.

02:04:41.000 Jesus.

02:04:43.000 It's funny how many things like become popular and why.

02:04:47.000 Like how about the Catch Me Outside girl?

02:04:50.000 Isn't that wild? 1.00

02:04:52.000 One episode of Dr. Phil, and now she's rich as fuck. 1.00

02:04:55.000 Now she's living in a mansion, she's balling out of control. 1.00

02:04:58.000 I know.

02:05:00.000 So I like it.

02:05:01.000 I mean, I love it.

02:05:02.000 Isn't that wild, though?

02:05:03.000 Like, how does that happen?

02:05:04.000 How do those island boys get famous?

02:05:08.000 Jamie made an audible noise over there.

02:05:10.000 Jamie, you don't like the Island Boys?

02:05:12.000 Come on, they're great.

02:05:14.000 Don't be hatin'.

02:05:15.000 It's the question to the answer, just like, how did something like that become?

02:05:19.000 Right.

02:05:19.000 Sure.

02:05:20.000 No, but no one knows, right?

02:05:21.000 That's the thing.

02:05:22.000 Yeah, at any point in time, something can break through, like the fat jiggle guy.

02:05:26.000 Fat jiggle guy.

02:05:27.000 They become huge.

02:05:28.000 Or the guy, remember the guy with the cranberry juice on the skateboard?

02:05:32.000 Wait, what?

02:05:33.000 Yeah, it was Fleetwood Mac.

02:05:35.000 Yeah, Fleetwood Mac.

02:05:37.000 He was listening to Fleetwood Mac.

02:05:38.000 And he just has cranberry juice.

02:05:40.000 And he was drinking cranberry juice on a skateboard and it became like the most viral video.

02:05:44.000 You don't know it?

02:05:45.000 Here, watch this.

02:05:46.000 Look at this dude.

02:05:49.000 Freedom.

02:05:50.000 Look at him.

02:05:51.000 Just a big ol' jug of cranberry juice.

02:05:56.000 And he's skateboarding.

02:05:57.000 Yeah, why does this not have three vias?

02:06:00.000 Because of this.

02:06:01.000 Because of that.

02:06:02.000 Oh, okay.

02:06:03.000 Because you smile at the end.

02:06:06.000 But it's also because he's having a good time.

02:06:09.000 Yeah, what a badass.

02:06:09.000 Ryan, everybody wants to have a good time.

02:06:11.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:11.000 That looks like a great fucking time. 0.99

02:06:13.000 That looks like a time you're going to think about long after it's gone. 0.99

02:06:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:16.000 Cruising on a skateboard, drinking some fucking cranberry juice. 1.00

02:06:20.000 The good times. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Singing along to Fleetwood Mac.

02:06:22.000 Yeah, it's a warm day.

02:06:24.000 Feel good.

02:06:26.000 Sun's out.

02:06:27.000 You feel good.

02:06:28.000 There is those moments where you're just like, man, things are so stressful.

02:06:32.000 Remember back in the day, I used to have a skateboard and cranberry juice.

02:06:36.000 That was the time.

02:06:38.000 Getting popular.

02:06:39.000 You know what's funny to think is like, what's that guy up to?

02:06:42.000 I think he's still doing really well.

02:06:44.000 We talked about it once.

02:06:45.000 He's got an Instagram that blew up.

02:06:47.000 And his TikTok.

02:06:48.000 So that's the good thing now, is nowadays people kind of blow up off their little thing and then it keeps going.

02:06:54.000 So he's got 7 million followers.

02:06:57.000 Oh, Bad Baby has 16 million on Instagram.

02:07:01.000 Look at her in front of her Bentley. 1.00

02:07:03.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:07:04.000 That shit's hilarious. 1.00

02:07:05.000 She killed it. 1.00

02:07:06.000 She won. 0.99

02:07:07.000 She won.

02:07:08.000 Doesn't make sense?

02:07:09.000 Doesn't have to.

02:07:10.000 Beat the game.

02:07:10.000 All she had to do was say, catch me outside, how about that?

02:07:13.000 And everybody was like, we love her!

02:07:16.000 It kind of does. 0.99

02:07:17.000 Did you ever see there was an old sketch where one guy got famous for making, I think it was Aziz Ansari, and it was like a human giant years ago, and it was like one guy was there because he got famous for doing funny faces, and the other guy got famous for cutting his dick off. 0.69

02:07:32.000 It was just like, the one guy's like, yeah, every day is hell, and the other guy's like, yeah, I just kind of went like this, and now I'm a millionaire, you know? 0.83

02:07:38.000 But it's like, some of it is that with comedy.

02:07:41.000 And even, like, I live in New York, like all the, you know, the New York drill rappers?

02:07:46.000 Drill rapper?

02:07:47.000 So they're like these rappers, and they're all, like, very popular, but they're all...

02:07:51.000 You know comedians, like, kind of say wild stuff, and everyone's trying to cancel them, and it's like...

02:07:55.000 There's like this, you know, there's an ecosystem of, you know, you want to say kind of beyond the edge and then whatever, right?

02:08:02.000 Like, drill rappers is more like you got to rap about murdering guys, then you actually have to murder guys.

02:08:07.000 And they're like, they're like BuzzFeed trying to ruin your career and get you fired is like the New York State prosecutor. 0.80

02:08:15.000 I'm trying to put you in jail for life.

02:08:16.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:08:17.000 And all their lyrics are about killing.

02:08:19.000 And it's always like the next hood over. 0.90

02:08:21.000 It's like, I killed John and the projects three blocks over yesterday.

02:08:26.000 And it's like, so they're fighting over whether the lyrics can be used in court right now.

02:08:30.000 That's a big topic in New York.

02:08:32.000 But it's funny, if you want to be in that game, you have to talk about murdering people. 0.63

02:08:37.000 And then if you want to talk about murdering people, you actually have to kind of do it or else you're like a phony. 0.86

02:08:40.000 Phew! 1.00

02:08:41.000 Yeah, it's like just so crazy.

02:08:44.000 And then the lyrics give you up.

02:08:46.000 Yeah.

02:08:47.000 Oh my god.

02:08:48.000 They're trying to make it.

02:08:49.000 That's so stressful.

02:08:50.000 So when you, that guy, I'm sure there's some of those guys that are sitting in their cell being like, probably could have been the belly jiggling guy.

02:08:56.000 That could have been me, man.

02:08:59.000 Jesus Christ, I got into drill rapping instead.

02:09:02.000 Why?

02:09:02.000 Just like, there was just that, I could have been the guy in the skateboard drinking cranberry juice in the sun.

02:09:08.000 No.

02:09:08.000 Instead, there's just so many different ways that people break through and become famous today.

02:09:16.000 So, it's really interesting. 0.98

02:09:18.000 You know, like, there's no gatekeeper anymore for any of this shit. 0.98

02:09:22.000 Yeah, I love it. 0.97

02:09:23.000 Just look at TikTok stars and YouTube stars, there's zero gatekeeper.

02:09:27.000 And that's a new thing.

02:09:28.000 It's a new thing.

02:09:29.000 There's a guy like a Mr. Beast out there that has arguably the biggest show in the world.

02:09:33.000 Yeah.

02:09:34.000 Just this guy who comes up with his own game show and donates all this money and gets people's eyes fixed and he's genuinely like a really nice guy and he just does whatever he wants to do.

02:09:45.000 Like that's a new thing, man, that never existed before.

02:09:48.000 He wouldn't have existed.

02:09:50.000 He wouldn't have been that guy because there was part of the charm of Mr. Beast was like watching the fact that he's just being himself and he's hanging out with his friends and he's doing this and he's not being really directed.

02:10:01.000 He's not being produced.

02:10:03.000 There's no executives leaning into his ear telling him what to do.

02:10:06.000 He's literally just doing whatever he wants to do and they're all having fun. 0.99

02:10:09.000 That's a new fucking thing, man. 0.99

02:10:12.000 This is a new thing. 0.99

02:10:13.000 So it's a new thing with musicians.

02:10:14.000 It's a new thing with comedians.

02:10:16.000 It's a new thing with everybody.

02:10:18.000 Yeah.

02:10:18.000 It's wild.

02:10:19.000 It's a crazy time.

02:10:21.000 The gatekeepers are done.

02:10:22.000 Like, they don't exist anymore. 0.88

02:10:24.000 Now it's just everything that's good sort of fucking makes it out there into the ether.

02:10:28.000 And everybody sort of moves it around and shares it. 0.81

02:10:30.000 There was sort of like specks of it in the past, you know?

02:10:34.000 Like I always think of, even if you think of like what you're describing like, because a lot of the times the industry is like afraid of what's good right now.

02:10:41.000 So they miss it.

02:10:42.000 Yeah.

02:10:43.000 You know, obviously you would be like an example of that.

02:10:44.000 So then when they catch it afterwards, like it's already fully blown, right?

02:10:48.000 The people get it way before they do.

02:10:50.000 Way before!

02:10:51.000 Because they want to believe that they're experts.

02:10:54.000 A lot of that goes on trends.

02:10:57.000 I remember some comedians that people bypassed because they didn't think that they had what it took.

02:11:04.000 They didn't see it, whatever it was.

02:11:05.000 There were some people that thought that way about Theo Vaughn. 1.00

02:11:08.000 And I was like, you're out of your fucking mind. 1.00

02:11:10.000 You're missing it. 1.00

02:11:11.000 You're missing it.

02:11:12.000 And you're going to miss it to the point where it's going to be too late.

02:11:16.000 And you're going to have to drop just a bag of cash out if you want to get back in the game.

02:11:20.000 But it's that thing where they don't do it, so they don't see it.

02:11:26.000 Whereas if you do it...

02:11:27.000 Like, there's things that I just don't...

02:11:28.000 Like, I don't understand what someone's doing when they're playing guitar.

02:11:31.000 I can't play guitar at all.

02:11:32.000 So, like, you could trick me.

02:11:34.000 And you could be playing fake guitar and it sounds amazing, but it's usually just moving your fingers.

02:11:39.000 I'm like, wow, that guy's amazing.

02:11:41.000 Like, I'm not sophisticated in that regard.

02:11:44.000 But...

02:11:45.000 Some people you can't trick.

02:11:47.000 Some people know what you're doing.

02:11:50.000 And you get that with comedy, you get that with music, you get that with everything.

02:11:56.000 When someone just does something that sort of syncs up with your brain, and you realize what they're doing is really interesting and extraordinary.

02:12:05.000 There's something about that that's one of the most special things with people.

02:12:08.000 When you watch someone perform, or you watch someone make something, or you watch someone pull something together, you're like, wow.

02:12:15.000 Yeah.

02:12:16.000 This is a moment.

02:12:17.000 Yeah, that's a moment, man.

02:12:18.000 That's exciting.

02:12:20.000 Yeah, and I think that they always come back eventually.

02:12:24.000 I mean, and a lot of times, even at the time, there's a few people, I mean, maybe not in that specific case, but I'm sure like in most, a ton of comedians where they go, I know that guy's funny.

02:12:31.000 I just can't touch it.

02:12:32.000 You know what I mean?

02:12:33.000 And then the rap thing would be like that.

02:12:35.000 Like how many rap billionaires are there?

02:12:37.000 Because at the time, like radio stations were kind of like, ah, we're rock and roll.

02:12:40.000 I don't know about this rap thing.

02:12:41.000 And you go, they missed it to the point where now they all got like rich.

02:12:45.000 Dude, Cypress Hill.

02:12:46.000 Can't get on board with it.

02:12:47.000 Cypress Hill.

02:12:48.000 I had Be Real here the other day.

02:12:49.000 He was talking about it.

02:12:51.000 They missed him.

02:12:52.000 They didn't see it.

02:12:53.000 Those record executives had this idea of what rap sounded like in their head, and Cypress Hill was so unique that they didn't see it.

02:13:01.000 And then, boom, they were a hit right out of the gate. 1.00

02:13:03.000 And they're like, fuck! 1.00

02:13:04.000 They just missed it. 1.00

02:13:06.000 That happens with comics.

02:13:07.000 It's hard if you don't do it.

02:13:10.000 If you do it, like you do comedy.

02:13:12.000 So if you see someone who's doing really well, you see Shane Gillis killing, you're like, oh, wow, that's good.

02:13:17.000 You see these little things.

02:13:19.000 Yeah, but if you don't do it, you just laugh or don't laugh or everybody tells you it's good so you have to go along with it.

02:13:27.000 It's hard.

02:13:28.000 It's hard to judge it right.

02:13:30.000 Everyone seems to love this guy.

02:13:31.000 Bro, there was a few people I remember back in the day where people were convinced that they were going to be successful.

02:13:35.000 I was like, what are you seeing? 0.96

02:13:37.000 Are you crazy? 0.97

02:13:38.000 This is all just tricks and memorizing a bunch of words in a row. 0.96

02:13:42.000 Oh, the long...

02:13:43.000 That was an 80s thing, right?

02:13:45.000 The long monologue with the applause break?

02:13:47.000 Oh my god.

02:13:48.000 I was like, what are you seeing?

02:13:51.000 That was the most pretentious move in comedy.

02:13:53.000 It was a weird move.

02:13:54.000 Because it's not like you can't do that every now and then.

02:13:58.000 Every move has a place.

02:14:00.000 You can have a bit with that as an element.

02:14:02.000 Yes.

02:14:03.000 But you can't have all your bits like that.

02:14:04.000 Yeah.

02:14:05.000 That's just too crazy.

02:14:06.000 And there was a few guys that had just duped some people.

02:14:09.000 They just duped and they weren't really doing the work.

02:14:12.000 They were just doing these little tricks.

02:14:15.000 I have worked with a lot of editors because so much of what I do is make scripts and stuff.

02:14:20.000 And one of the big things I'm always talking to editors about is that With the tricks, you're like, let's say something silly is like, you know, if you put sad music over someone talking, that's kind of funny sometimes, you know what I mean?

02:14:31.000 And you're like, okay, that's one thing, so use that one of every 30 times, you know what I mean?

02:14:35.000 With a comic, you'd be like, yeah, that's one of 80 tricks you should have, and use them if you need to, like if you're syncing, you know what I mean?

02:14:43.000 And I think that, yeah, but like the three tricks, that's not enough tricks.

02:14:46.000 That's just not enough tricks.

02:14:48.000 You need some more tricks.

02:14:50.000 Yeah.

02:14:50.000 Yeah, but it's like...

02:14:52.000 Comics generally can see when someone's gonna be a good comic.

02:14:55.000 That's why Kill Tony is such a good show.

02:14:57.000 Comics can generally recognize when someone has potential.

02:15:01.000 There's a little something there.

02:15:03.000 It's hard for agents to see that spark.

02:15:07.000 I don't think they see it as quickly as we see it.

02:15:09.000 I think some of them are really good fans of comedy and they kind of get it.

02:15:13.000 Maybe they have like an inkling towards it.

02:15:15.000 But unless you've actually done it, I don't know.

02:15:18.000 I don't know how much you really see.

02:15:21.000 They're tuned into the second layer of culture.

02:15:24.000 And this is why comedians, I feel like...

02:15:27.000 Every night you're doing an audience.

02:15:30.000 You know what normal people think, right?

02:15:32.000 People argue on the internet, but you're there.

02:15:34.000 You know what a room full of people with different...

02:15:37.000 Like, if I say this, like, do normal people feel that, like, COVID lockdowns were too much, or do normal people kind of not care?

02:15:44.000 Like, what is, you know, what does a room full of normal people think?

02:15:47.000 And then, so I think you kind of, you really, like, tapped in on, like, the cultural level, and then you kind of...

02:15:52.000 You can tap in on what a comedian, you go, oh, I see that comedian's like, he's digging right now and he's on like a, he's got, you know, and what's like the money collector?

02:16:01.000 And you're like, oh, that guy's on a pot of silver right now.

02:16:03.000 You know, he's, so I think you're tapped in because you're, you know what he's looking for and you can see when someone else found it.

02:16:09.000 Yeah, there's that, and there's, I guess, you know, you just see that someone's putting together something that's, you know, if you don't do comedy, don't understand, like, how jokes are really structured, like, what's the best way to get to the premise,

02:16:24.000 like, what's an elegant path, right?

02:16:27.000 There's things like you might not be seeing.

02:16:29.000 Elegant path is a great way to put it.

02:16:29.000 Yeah.

02:16:30.000 Like, you know when someone will be an open-miker, like a Kill Tony set, and they'll have an elegant path to a premise.

02:16:35.000 You're like, ooh.

02:16:36.000 Like, I like the way this person thinks.

02:16:38.000 Yeah.

02:16:38.000 Like, you're thinking in an interesting way.

02:16:40.000 It's a fun way, and it's very clever, and the bit was not bad.

02:16:44.000 Like, ha-ha, that's pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

02:16:46.000 And you could tell them afterwards, like, hey, man, you got something.

02:16:49.000 Something's there, yeah, yeah.

02:16:49.000 Something's there.

02:16:50.000 I'm not going to...

02:16:51.000 You don't need more than that, but yeah, yeah.

02:16:53.000 I don't know if agents will pick that up or executives will pick that up.

02:16:56.000 Executives are like the last to pick it up.

02:16:59.000 They're the worst at picking it up.

02:17:01.000 They've always got like notes.

02:17:02.000 I remember I was in a terrible movie once and this kid who was the star of the movie, this executive from Disney who had – I think he was from Disney.

02:17:13.000 He had suspenders on and cufflinks and a $50,000 watch on.

02:17:19.000 And he's doing act-outs to this guy and telling this guy how to do the scene.

02:17:24.000 Oh, okay.

02:17:24.000 There you go.

02:17:25.000 And it was terrible.

02:17:27.000 You're like, what are you doing?

02:17:28.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:30.000 So, because this guy, who is this young guy, who is the star of the movie...

02:17:35.000 Wasn't famous yet.

02:17:36.000 So they could just tell him what to do.

02:17:38.000 So he was really funny.

02:17:40.000 But they would get in like, no, I want you to walk in the room.

02:17:43.000 I'm like, what is happening?

02:17:46.000 And this guy like axed out and like, oh no.

02:17:50.000 And I'm sitting there like going, this is going to be a disaster.

02:17:53.000 This is going to be a disaster.

02:17:56.000 Yeah, I've seen this a million times.

02:17:57.000 Yeah, I know how this ends.

02:17:59.000 And exactly it was correct.

02:18:00.000 They ruined the whole thing.

02:18:01.000 You know what it is?

02:18:02.000 It's just a thing that happens though.

02:18:04.000 They think of it like the computers.

02:18:06.000 That's what they think of it like.

02:18:07.000 If you get people that are in that position to dictate whether or not art gets made or not, they start getting this like very self-righteous, like very, you know, like, I understand culture.

02:18:18.000 I understand.

02:18:19.000 Especially that a hit.

02:18:20.000 Yeah.

02:18:20.000 Oh my god.

02:18:21.000 I mean, how do you think Harvey Weinstein got to where he was at?

02:18:25.000 He was putting out banger after banger.

02:18:28.000 He was putting out banger after banger while being a super creeper.

02:18:31.000 That operation definitely doesn't work as good when you're like, meet me in the hotel room.

02:18:35.000 She's like, four people saw your last movie.

02:18:38.000 Exactly.

02:18:39.000 Well, I mean, I don't know what he was promising them, right?

02:18:43.000 Like, he was promising them and supposedly delivering to some of them.

02:18:47.000 That was a part of what he was doing. 0.98

02:18:49.000 But the movies, they were so goddamn good that even though people knew he was a fucking creep, they still wanted to work with him. 0.95

02:18:57.000 What were some of his biggest bangers? 0.98

02:18:59.000 Pulp Fiction.

02:19:00.000 Dude.

02:19:02.000 I mean, he did all the Tarantino movies, right?

02:19:05.000 Except, did he do the last one?

02:19:08.000 Did he do Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? 0.99

02:19:10.000 Dude, he's done so many fucking movies. 0.92

02:19:14.000 There is also that executive level at his level where you're like, you're not that involved in the movie by at some point. 0.99

02:19:20.000 Who knows what it looks like before.

02:19:22.000 But those people that have the power to decide whether something gets made or not made, or someone gets cast or not cast.

02:19:27.000 Just the ego that comes with that.

02:19:29.000 And if you keep making banger after banger, and you're probably doing BOW! Yeah, dude.

02:19:35.000 You're getting fucking crazy. 1.00

02:19:37.000 The party. 1.00

02:19:37.000 You got a stint in your heart and you're fucking grinding your teeth. 1.00

02:19:41.000 You're at Hollywood parties, yeah. 1.00

02:19:43.000 Oh my god.

02:19:44.000 That is the old, that's Hollywood forever and ever.

02:19:47.000 It's been Hollywood forever, right?

02:19:49.000 When you think about Hollywood, you think of the casting couch.

02:19:52.000 Like people think about these producers.

02:19:54.000 Parties and blow.

02:19:54.000 Yeah, parties and blow and people are banging each other and...

02:19:58.000 Having parties in the hills. 0.95

02:20:00.000 They're just degenerates.

02:20:01.000 And they were making the films that kept the moral compass of the nation. 0.85

02:20:06.000 Which is really kind of wild.

02:20:07.000 Yeah, like lawyers covering up dead bodies.

02:20:09.000 Like, you know?

02:20:15.000 I remember when there was one of the big gatekeeper guys in Canada when I was starting comedy.

02:20:22.000 I was like, I signed with one of the things and he goes, hey, when you start, people don't really know who you are that much.

02:20:27.000 He goes, I think your set would be better if he goes, say you're a mix of one thing and another thing.

02:20:33.000 And he told me that.

02:20:33.000 I was like, yeah, I know that's available to do.

02:20:37.000 He told me that.

02:20:38.000 I wasn't aware that I could say, I know what you're thinking.

02:20:41.000 I'm a cross between...

02:20:43.000 Oh my god.

02:20:44.000 I'm a grass between, you know, a ho and a ho.

02:20:51.000 Is that Galvanakis?

02:20:52.000 Whatever, right?

02:20:54.000 So yeah, they think that, and you're like, in his mind, he was actually telling me a hot take. 0.99

02:20:59.000 It's always weird when you see the guy who's like the frustrated host, who's like not that good, who is giving open micers shit advice. 0.98

02:21:08.000 The worst advice you could possibly get is from that guy. 0.99

02:21:11.000 Oh no, I see that coming.

02:21:13.000 I remember getting advice from a guy like that.

02:21:16.000 There's people that just wanted to give you advice because they didn't like the path that you were on.

02:21:20.000 Or they were telling...

02:21:21.000 This one guy was telling me that what I was doing was like...

02:21:23.000 I was getting cheaper laughs because I was swearing.

02:21:27.000 The work clean guy.

02:21:29.000 The work clean guy.

02:21:30.000 I had to figure out how to say my jokes without a swear.

02:21:35.000 And he had an example that he did.

02:21:37.000 He said, I used to tell it like this with a swear.

02:21:39.000 And he goes, now I say it like this.

02:21:42.000 I go, you should go back to doing it the first way.

02:21:43.000 It makes more sense.

02:21:45.000 Like, who talks without swears?

02:21:48.000 Ever.

02:21:48.000 So I was saying, I go, the guys that I like, they're always, they swore.

02:21:52.000 Yeah, sometimes you can overdo it.

02:21:54.000 I like Dice Clay and Sam Kinison and Richard Pryor.

02:21:57.000 He's like, well, you're not Dice Clay.

02:21:59.000 And I'm like, oh my god, dude.

02:22:01.000 You're not listening to me.

02:22:02.000 There's a type of art form that I like.

02:22:05.000 That's what I want to practice.

02:22:07.000 That reminds me so much of one time...

02:22:10.000 I think it was Seinfeld and Marin or something.

02:22:14.000 They were having this argument about...

02:22:15.000 He was saying...

02:22:16.000 You know, there's only...

02:22:17.000 The funny is funny and that's that.

02:22:19.000 And I think the other...

02:22:20.000 Maren, one of them was saying was like, well, no, there's types of funny and some is better.

02:22:23.000 And it was just like, you guys are talking about...

02:22:25.000 It was like literally two guys saying like, well, jazz is better.

02:22:27.000 And the other guys being like, well, metal is better.

02:22:28.000 And like, it was just like, yeah, those are two different genres.

02:22:31.000 If you're talking about like...

02:22:32.000 Airplane stuff.

02:22:33.000 Yes, obviously like one laugh might not be that better than the other But if you're talking about certain things like yeah the observation that hasn't been said 50 times is obviously like a better laugh and so sometimes People are just arguing like what the different genres are like you're saying you're like I like this type of comedy and he was like that type of comedy is bad Clean comedy is the way to do it.

02:22:51.000 Yeah, but he just wasn't successful and he was worried that other people were correct Which is a thing that people do when they're struggling and they see promising open micers.

02:23:01.000 This is what I'm talking about.

02:23:02.000 That was my example.

02:23:05.000 He didn't like that I killed. 0.97

02:23:07.000 He didn't like that I killed and I was dirty. 0.97

02:23:09.000 And he wanted to have a talk to me afterwards.

02:23:11.000 Yeah, because he wasn't doing well.

02:23:13.000 He was, like, barely getting by, like, as a professional, but he was a working professional, and he wanted other people to follow his path.

02:23:20.000 But for someone to say that, like, one comedy is better than another kind of comedy, it's just like saying music.

02:23:26.000 Like, oh, jazz is better than rock.

02:23:27.000 Like, okay, whatever.

02:23:29.000 Like, see you.

02:23:30.000 Like, this is nonsense. 1.00

02:23:31.000 Like, the argument is so stupid that I don't entertain what I don't like. 0.99

02:23:35.000 So I don't ever say, like, this kind of comedy is better than that kind of comedy. 0.99

02:23:39.000 I just say, I like this better.

02:23:41.000 This is what I enjoy most.

02:23:42.000 Of course.

02:23:42.000 But I like that kind of...

02:23:43.000 And depends on your mood, too, sometimes. 0.99

02:23:46.000 Clean and dirty is so stupid because, like, Gaffigan's one of the funniest guys alive. 0.99

02:23:50.000 Of course! 1.00

02:23:51.000 And so is Brian Regan.

02:23:52.000 Clean as a whistle.

02:23:53.000 Nate Bargatze.

02:23:54.000 Clean...

02:23:55.000 Yeah.

02:23:56.000 It's a different thing. 0.99

02:23:56.000 Clean and fucking hilarious. 0.99

02:23:57.000 It doesn't matter. 0.97

02:23:58.000 What type of guy are you?

02:23:59.000 I mean, the best one for you is probably what's the truest to your actual personality.

02:24:03.000 Yeah, if you're going to do comedy, yeah.

02:24:06.000 And some guys, they don't swear a lot.

02:24:08.000 They're just like subtly noticing things that's hilarious.

02:24:12.000 Everybody's got a different thing, you know?

02:24:14.000 I heard a guy talking about, kind of like 2000, maybe like 16, 17. I remember like, or whenever like Jordan Peterson was kind of coming on the scene and he was like, I really don't like that guy.

02:24:22.000 And he was like, And I was like, what do you think of this guy?

02:24:24.000 And he was like, I hate this guy.

02:24:25.000 And I was like, what about Sam Harris or these guys?

02:24:27.000 He's like, I hate that guy.

02:24:28.000 And I was listing off every public intellectual guy.

02:24:31.000 I was like, what about Tim Ferriss?

02:24:32.000 He's like, I don't like him.

02:24:33.000 And I was like, okay, so you just don't like guys that talk.

02:24:35.000 If you don't like the genre of metal, I don't care what bands you're into.

02:24:40.000 You know what I mean?

02:24:41.000 If you don't like all of those people, maybe it's you.

02:24:43.000 Maybe you don't like yourself either.

02:24:46.000 Maybe if you liked yourself, you would like those people.

02:24:48.000 And on top of that, maybe you just don't like, yeah.

02:24:52.000 There's things that all those people say that I agree with and disagree with. 1.00

02:24:56.000 But to say that they don't contribute, that they're not interesting, that's so stupid. 0.99

02:25:01.000 But there's a lot of people out there that are just wholesale negative. 0.99

02:25:05.000 They're just wholesale negative about everything.

02:25:07.000 And they think somehow or another that makes them deep.

02:25:09.000 And it doesn't. 1.00

02:25:10.000 It just makes you a cunt. 1.00

02:25:12.000 You're just a cunt. 1.00

02:25:13.000 You're just a cunty man who is out there spreading about a bunch of negativity about things constantly and consistently and not doing anything that anybody finds really interesting enough to fulfill your needs. 1.00

02:25:27.000 It's hard to find a balance. 1.00

02:25:29.000 Who the fuck made that quote that all... 0.99

02:25:35.000 Be back. 1.00

02:25:35.000 No, no, no. 1.00

02:25:36.000 Hold on a second.

02:25:39.000 All criticism comes from a tragic result of unmet needs.

02:25:43.000 That's the quote Which is a great quote.

02:25:47.000 There's a lot to it.

02:25:48.000 Yeah, the tragic result of unmet needs.

02:25:51.000 That, like, you wish you had more than you do, so you get mad at people that are doing better than you.

02:25:59.000 Every criticism, judgment, diagnosis, and expression of anger is the tragic expression of an unmet need.

02:26:05.000 Marshall Rosenberg.

02:26:06.000 Are your old beliefs preventing you from getting your current needs met?

02:26:10.000 Oh boy, that sounds like if I click on that link, they're gonna get my credit card.

02:26:14.000 You want your needs met?

02:26:16.000 Are you getting your needs, man?

02:26:19.000 But that's a lot of what negative people are.

02:26:20.000 They're just not doing well.

02:26:22.000 That's why they're so negative about everything.

02:26:24.000 You can enjoy things and not enjoy things, but to be really upset about something that's like...

02:26:30.000 Does Green Day make you that mad?

02:26:33.000 They're not my favorite either, but what is it?

02:26:36.000 What is it that makes you murderous about Green Day?

02:26:39.000 Can you just avoid them and listen to something you do like?

02:26:43.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

02:26:44.000 There's that fucking dude that just hates something so much. 1.00

02:26:48.000 You're like, I think you hate yourself as much as you hate that other thing. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Because you can be cynical and still positive.

02:26:55.000 And I think that that's like the mix to find, where you're like, you know, your buddy that's like hyped up about life, he's positive about the future, you know, you're like, oh, that's good.

02:27:03.000 But you can be like, what's going on?

02:27:04.000 You don't have to just be like, everyone's lying, everyone sucks, but you can still be positive.

02:27:08.000 And I think that's the balance of probably the right balance to strike. 0.57

02:27:12.000 Yeah, that's the right balance to strike.

02:27:14.000 It's a more fun balance.

02:27:15.000 But it's hard to navigate. 1.00

02:27:17.000 And on the internet, you're rewarded for being just a fucking idiot. 1.00

02:27:23.000 Just being like, this guy stinks. 1.00

02:27:26.000 The Green Day stinks? 0.94

02:27:27.000 That guy could have a YouTube page now about how Green Day stinks. 1.00

02:27:33.000 Engaging with people in that way all day long in a negative way and complaining about stuff is so commonplace but so stupid. 1.00

02:27:40.000 It's such a giant waste of your energy. 1.00

02:27:42.000 It's like you're playing a dumb video game. 0.99

02:27:45.000 It's like you're playing some dumb social video game and you're complaining about stuff. 0.98

02:27:50.000 And there's no fighting with each other about stuff. 0.66

02:27:52.000 Yeah, that's why even dudes that are kind of like...

02:27:55.000 In comedy scenes, a lot of times they'll be like, oh, they only want women, blah, blah.

02:27:59.000 And it was like, yeah, leave.

02:28:00.000 At some point, it's on you to sort of take it into your own hands and start your own thing.

02:28:07.000 There's probably no sadder person right now than the person that's like, I don't know what you just said.

02:28:11.000 They only want women? 1.00

02:28:12.000 What do you mean?

02:28:13.000 So let's say that you were on like a festival, right?

02:28:16.000 And you're like, hey, we're gonna have 10 comics or whatever.

02:28:17.000 And most of the dudes in the scene are like men or whatever.

02:28:20.000 And then they go, you know what?

02:28:21.000 We're like, this show, we're really looking for women.

02:28:22.000 I've been on a million conversations for TV and stuff.

02:28:25.000 Like, we're not looking for women. 1.00

02:28:26.000 And then, yeah, for a second, you might be like, ugh.

02:28:28.000 But at some point, you're like, okay, so?

02:28:31.000 You know, there's a million things you could do.

02:28:33.000 Like, you could always...

02:28:34.000 You can always win yourself.

02:28:36.000 There's always a place for you to do better.

02:28:38.000 So that's where I'm like, it's better to be positive and to just be like, oh, the world's against me, you know?

02:28:43.000 Yeah, well, I think...

02:28:43.000 You can point it out and still be positive.

02:28:45.000 People like to dwell on negative shit. 1.00

02:28:47.000 That's why they do it. 0.99

02:28:48.000 And they also think that there's certain things that are going to be big milestones, like if they get into a festival.

02:28:54.000 It's going to propel them to the next stage.

02:28:56.000 And that's what they really want.

02:28:57.000 They really want to be propelled to the next stage. 0.94

02:29:00.000 But really, all I think anybody who's doing anything should be focusing on is whatever the fuck you're doing, try to do it the best you can. 0.96

02:29:06.000 And that's what you can control. 0.86

02:29:08.000 You can't control festivals. 1.00

02:29:09.000 You can't control all that other shit. 1.00

02:29:10.000 You can't control whether or not you kill. 1.00

02:29:12.000 So if you're going up all the time and your set keeps getting better and you're fucking murdering it, that's great. 0.99

02:29:17.000 That's great. 0.97

02:29:18.000 Concentrate on that and then just be undeniable.

02:29:21.000 Get to a point where you don't have to think about it anymore.

02:29:23.000 And then before you know it, they'll be asking you to do stuff.

02:29:28.000 Before you know it.

02:29:29.000 It doesn't take that long.

02:29:30.000 And then you're in a completely different situation and then just keep going.

02:29:33.000 And you won't even care at that point.

02:29:35.000 Just keep going.

02:29:36.000 And some guys keep going and some guys don't.

02:29:38.000 Some people fall apart.

02:29:39.000 Yeah, the effects, you know, I feel like sometimes when you just keep going, there's like little things I feel like, one thing that I feel like you would, it's interesting that you don't even probably know, but in Toronto, the main comedy club, the corner comedy club that we would do every night.

02:29:54.000 Yuck Yucks?

02:29:55.000 Yuck Yucks is like the big chain.

02:29:57.000 The one of the ones that we would do a lot was the corner comedy clubs.

02:29:59.000 We do both.

02:29:59.000 Oh, the corner comedy clubs.

02:30:00.000 Do you remember you used to come to the underground and it was like the weed scene?

02:30:04.000 That was fun.

02:30:04.000 And you would do that.

02:30:05.000 So this guy, Joe, who we used to do as a comedy club, he met someone through the death squad message boards.

02:30:12.000 And that guy, they, I think, went to one of your shows or whatever.

02:30:16.000 They were, like, hanging out.

02:30:17.000 They toured together.

02:30:18.000 That guy said, he was like, I want to start a comedy club.

02:30:20.000 The guy's like, I got money, I'll fund it.

02:30:22.000 So, through, randomly through, like, one of your message boards, guys met, guy funded another guy, made a comedy club.

02:30:28.000 Now there was two of them, and it's, like, one of the main comedy clubs that, like, a lot of people have become popular through that one little club.

02:30:34.000 Oh, that's amazing.

02:30:35.000 And you, like, wouldn't even know that, you know what I mean?

02:30:36.000 No, I wouldn't know that.

02:30:37.000 That's amazing, though.

02:30:38.000 That's cool.

02:30:39.000 Isn't that cool?

02:30:40.000 Yeah, that is cool. 1.00

02:30:41.000 Yeah, having comedy communities, man, is the fucking shit. 1.00

02:30:45.000 It's so fun. 1.00

02:30:46.000 It's so important.

02:30:47.000 When you don't have a good community, it's so hard to enjoy it.

02:30:50.000 Yeah.

02:30:51.000 You know, like part of like the fun of doing comedy is hanging out with comics.

02:30:54.000 It's like a giant part of it.

02:30:56.000 Like these shows that we do at the Vulcan.

02:30:58.000 So cool.

02:30:58.000 Shows that we'll do in town when my club opens up.

02:31:00.000 It's like we're just having fun.

02:31:02.000 We're all having fun together.

02:31:04.000 You know what's funny?

02:31:05.000 Every little comedy scene when you're starting has the same, like, ten characters.

02:31:09.000 You know what I mean?

02:31:10.000 There's, like, one guy that used to be in jail.

02:31:12.000 Like a Shakespearean play.

02:31:13.000 Yeah, like, it kind of is.

02:31:14.000 There's, like, one guy that used to be in jail.

02:31:16.000 One guy who's a rodeo guy, retired.

02:31:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:31:20.000 It's all the characters.

02:31:21.000 Like, one guy that doesn't speak English that well.

02:31:22.000 A dentist.

02:31:23.000 Every time he's got a dentist.

02:31:24.000 Right, right, right.

02:31:25.000 So it is funny.

02:31:26.000 One guy with a handicap.

02:31:27.000 Yeah, the scenes that... 1.00

02:31:30.000 You know how comedians will get in trouble a little bit for the shit they say? 0.98

02:31:36.000 It always makes me laugh if you ever had to say that in a movie. 0.99

02:31:39.000 Imagine explaining movies from scratch.

02:31:41.000 I know.

02:31:42.000 Right.

02:31:43.000 Or in pretending that these scenes in movies where you do something horrible, you're actually doing that.

02:31:48.000 And you actually think that way.

02:31:50.000 I mean, think about some of the violence that we'll watch in films, like in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, when Brad Pitt kills this woman, smashing her face into a fireplace.

02:32:00.000 Yeah.

02:32:00.000 Remember that?

02:32:01.000 Of course, yeah.

02:32:02.000 That was a great movie.

02:32:03.000 That's how he did it, right?

02:32:05.000 I'm not imagining that.

02:32:06.000 I remember thinking like, what?

02:32:08.000 And I remember thinking only Quentin Tarantino can get away with this because he's kind of grandfathered in.

02:32:12.000 Yeah.

02:32:12.000 Doing this kind of like insane uber violence and have, you know, Brad Pitt's character doing that to a woman.

02:32:19.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:32:20.000 That did happen, right? 1.00

02:32:21.000 He does get away with a lot.

02:32:23.000 Oh, he gets away at the most.

02:32:24.000 And then imagine you were like, you know, the way that comedy sort of, you defend it, imagine like an alien came down and you're explaining what movies are and you're like, hey, so we auditioned 10 guys and then we get them to rape a girl and people watch this before they go to sleep.

02:32:39.000 You're just like, what?

02:32:41.000 You know, it seems like even crazier, you know?

02:32:43.000 It seems completely crazy.

02:32:45.000 All of it seems crazy.

02:32:46.000 It seems crazy that violence is no problem at all in a movie.

02:32:50.000 But sex, like, we can't see graphic sex in a movie.

02:32:55.000 Like, we separate graphic sex from graphic violence. 0.68

02:32:59.000 Yeah.

02:32:59.000 You can have graphic violence in a regular movie.

02:33:01.000 So you can have a regular movie that's really interesting and fascinating, and then it becomes graphically violent.

02:33:06.000 And nobody has a problem with that.

02:33:08.000 But if you have a regular movie that becomes graphically sexual, like, people will get weird.

02:33:12.000 Not quite the fireplace, I guess.

02:33:13.000 It's the telephone on the...

02:33:14.000 Oh, it's a telephone on the wall.

02:33:16.000 That's right.

02:33:16.000 Oh, then her face on the wall smashes the window and then there's the fireplace.

02:33:22.000 Yeah.

02:33:23.000 Bro, that is so wild.

02:33:25.000 That is so wild.

02:33:27.000 So imagine writing that and saying something like that on stage. 1.00

02:33:31.000 People go, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

02:33:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:33:34.000 I don't mean this.

02:33:35.000 This is just like a piece of art that I've created.

02:33:38.000 I've created this fake scenario.

02:33:39.000 I don't think it's real.

02:33:41.000 And there's sometimes you kind of do mean it and sometimes you kind of don't.

02:33:44.000 There's a little dance we're doing.

02:33:45.000 It's a dance you're doing.

02:33:47.000 It's nuanced.

02:33:47.000 It's jokes.

02:33:49.000 It's called doing stand-up.

02:33:52.000 It's the last bastion of mockery of a thing that you can't criticize.

02:33:58.000 So when people get upset that people are telling trans jokes, I'm like, you have to. 0.98

02:34:04.000 Yes, especially now.

02:34:05.000 You have to.

02:34:06.000 And if you're gonna get mad at the way Dave Chappelle phrased it, that's really what's bothering you?

02:34:11.000 Sure.

02:34:11.000 His version of it?

02:34:13.000 It was basically a love letter to his friend who committed suicide, who is trans, who supported him, and got bullied online about it.

02:34:21.000 Like, that's what the story's about when he's telling it.

02:34:24.000 Yeah.

02:34:24.000 Like, you find that transphobic?

02:34:26.000 Like, this is crazy.

02:34:28.000 Yeah, and especially in a place where you're like...

02:34:31.000 If you were doing any sort of, you know, comedy that you want to talk about this stuff, you know, you want to talk about everything, and they go, hey, there's this one thing you're going to be in big trouble if you don't talk, if you talk about it, and then you don't, like, all right, well, ha, like, there's no way that's good cultural commentary.

02:34:49.000 You go, oh, all void.

02:34:50.000 That's the guy that works for, you know, the government, and he was like, don't talk about the Pfizer thing.

02:34:53.000 Well, I don't like talking about things that are controversial, because I don't want people to feel bad, Ryan.

02:34:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:35:00.000 And it doesn't even have to be a crazy take where you go ahead and not talk about it.

02:35:03.000 There's certain things that you're not allowed to bring up anymore.

02:35:05.000 And it's very odd.

02:35:08.000 And I think that if we go further and further down that line, you're gonna run out of things that you're not allowed to say.

02:35:15.000 I think normal people...

02:35:17.000 We're in the process of making things that were just like mutually accepted just a few years ago.

02:35:22.000 We'd be completely hostile to say today.

02:35:25.000 It's so funny, though.

02:35:26.000 At a certain point in time, like, come on, guys.

02:35:28.000 It did make comedy rule, though.

02:35:29.000 Like, right now, it's so funny.

02:35:31.000 I don't know.

02:35:31.000 I do find that, like, in my opinion, 2016, 15, 16, like, day Trump, you know, elected kind of thing.

02:35:38.000 That was the peak of where things were getting real.

02:35:40.000 Felt like it was kind of calming down a little bit.

02:35:42.000 COVID, it went back to there.

02:35:44.000 I remember going from feeling like saying stuff and people being like, finally someone said it, to kind of feeling like people were like, yeah, we think that.

02:35:51.000 And I could just, instead of talking about relationships in the context of now, I was just talking about relationships, you know?

02:35:57.000 And I feel like it's a feeling like that.

02:36:00.000 I don't know very many guys, men especially, I don't know very many that are not like, that would be like, hey, come on, don't say that.

02:36:08.000 I feel like that...

02:36:09.000 Kind of guy is a bit of a dying breed the don't say that guy yeah, I feel like they've I feel like the audiences of When someone comes up and they start being like well Anyways, I was talking to someone that was fat phobic.

02:36:20.000 I feel like you can feel the audience be like God if someone woke attached to comedy is a real problem You've handicapped your comedy You've put your comedy in and you're only allowed to hit certain RPMs.

02:36:34.000 You're gonna have to be offensive to hit some other RPMs.

02:36:37.000 Do you think the right's gonna be more offended moving forward?

02:36:42.000 No, I think people are gonna become more rational about subscribing to very specific ideologies.

02:36:48.000 There's things that you should agree with on both sides.

02:36:50.000 There's things that are uncomfortable truths that are being uttered by both sides.

02:36:55.000 You know, whether it's truths about economic inequality or there's truths about jobs availability, whether it's truth about crime and guns and voting and all, there's truths on both sides.

02:37:09.000 The real problem is ideologies. 0.74

02:37:11.000 It's like we're so fucking tribal that we want to be all this or all that. 0.91

02:37:15.000 We either want to be all red or all blue and people just adopt These ideas and opinions based on that group because it's convenient and it saves them from criticism in their community. 0.92

02:37:27.000 And it's a natural thing that people do.

02:37:29.000 So they'll say things that don't make any fucking sense and they'll say it because they think this is the thing that you have to say in order to be in the group.

02:37:36.000 And you have to do what the group is telling you to do, and you have to take whatever medications this group is telling you to take, and believe in whatever international conflicts are necessary. 0.96

02:37:47.000 You have to be all in.

02:37:49.000 Here's what you're mad about abroad.

02:37:51.000 Yeah, you have to be all in.

02:37:52.000 You have to be, you know, it has to be, life begins at the moment of conception, if you're on the other side.

02:37:59.000 It has to be, everybody should have a gun all the time.

02:38:02.000 It has to be these lizard people in a pizza place eating babies. 1.00

02:38:07.000 You know, it's QAnon.

02:38:09.000 It's like all of it.

02:38:10.000 And so everybody feels disconnected.

02:38:12.000 It's like, my God, I don't want to be on the far right and I don't want to be on the far left.

02:38:17.000 Like there's got to be some sort of a rational alternative to the base realities of the world We live in and making it better than it is now because the way it is now is kind of cockeyed and fucked up and there's you know giant corporations that are extracting a shitload of money and they're spreading their Influence and spreading a narrative that's not necessarily good for all of us,

02:38:37.000 but it's really good for making a lot of money Maybe we should talk about that.

02:38:42.000 Maybe we should look at it and go, hey guys, slow down.

02:38:46.000 Take it easy.

02:38:47.000 Take it easy.

02:38:48.000 Our whole culture is being dominated by this desire to make more and more money.

02:38:54.000 It's weird.

02:38:55.000 It's weird.

02:38:56.000 And I think it's only until mind reading comes along.

02:39:00.000 And when mind reading comes along, the jig is up.

02:39:03.000 The jig is up.

02:39:04.000 It's up for everybody.

02:39:05.000 Once mind reading comes along, we're going to have a completely different understanding of each other.

02:39:10.000 That's in our lifetime. 0.99

02:39:11.000 That's, you know, whatever the fuck it is. 0.99

02:39:12.000 25 years. 1.00

02:39:14.000 That stinks.

02:39:15.000 Because you're right, what people think about on the left and right, it comes down to like, here's your four things.

02:39:20.000 Yeah, here's your things.

02:39:21.000 You know what kind of reminds me of like, if you think of like a hospital, and like an army hospital, and you have like 20,000 beds, and then there's like 10 right-wing doctors and 10 right-wing left-wing doctors, and they're like, they're all paying attention to these three, and then the left-wing doctors are all paying attention to these three, and then there's all these other ones, and everyone's like,

02:39:37.000 hey, don't worry about those people over there.

02:39:39.000 And you go, there's lots of stuff going on.

02:39:40.000 I didn't even know there were left-wing doctors versus right-wing doctors.

02:39:44.000 I never thought about it.

02:39:46.000 I never thought about it once.

02:39:47.000 I always just thought that was the doctor.

02:39:49.000 Just a doctor. 0.99

02:39:50.000 I didn't give a fuck what political affiliation my doctor was. 0.99

02:39:54.000 You shouldn't. 0.98

02:39:55.000 If he's a good orthopedic surgeon, he's really good at repairing knees, I don't want to say...

02:39:59.000 Don't care what this guy thinks about pizza game.

02:40:02.000 I think maybe Biden is inventing words.

02:40:03.000 I don't want to say that to him.

02:40:05.000 I don't know what he thinks.

02:40:06.000 I don't want to know.

02:40:07.000 I want to know how good are you at fixing these.

02:40:09.000 And you don't want to piss him off either.

02:40:11.000 So you're like, you're a Trump guy or a Biden guy?

02:40:13.000 He's like, Biden guy.

02:40:13.000 You're like, the best.

02:40:15.000 He's great.

02:40:16.000 Fix me. 1.00

02:40:17.000 When I'm under, don't take a picture of your dick on my nose. 1.00

02:40:22.000 You're not an alien, are you? 1.00

02:40:23.000 Oh yeah, fucking Biden, huh? 1.00

02:40:25.000 Okay, those aren't lizard scissors, are they? 1.00

02:40:27.000 Yeah, you have to agree with your doctor if he's gonna cut you open.

02:40:30.000 Yeah, whatever you think, bro.

02:40:33.000 You go, Hillary's the best, I'm with her.

02:40:34.000 What do you need?

02:40:35.000 I bet there's people that probably wouldn't have worked on people if they thought that person was a Trump supporter.

02:40:41.000 1000%.

02:40:42.000 Yeah.

02:40:42.000 I guarantee there's someone out there that made that choice.

02:40:45.000 That I can't support you.

02:40:47.000 You're gonna have to go to another doctor. 1.00

02:40:49.000 That guy's a piece of shit. 1.00

02:40:53.000 They're doing, yeah, like mid-surgery, they see like a mega tattoo on their shoulder. 1.00

02:40:59.000 What the hell?

02:41:01.000 Undress the guy and go dress him back up again. 0.99

02:41:02.000 Wake him up.

02:41:03.000 Wake him up.

02:41:04.000 I'm not doing this.

02:41:06.000 He's got a Trump profile on his ribs, like with the crazy hair, like a cartoon profile, the whole side of his body.

02:41:13.000 There's got to be guys like that.

02:41:15.000 How many Trump tattoos are there out there?

02:41:17.000 By the way, I'm living in a glass house with this one.

02:41:19.000 Is there any real heroes that have like a Baron Trump tattoo, like for the real Trump heads?

02:41:25.000 I'm sure there's people with a Baron Trump head.

02:41:26.000 Is there anyone with an Eric Trump tattoo?

02:41:29.000 That's down there.

02:41:30.000 100%.

02:41:30.000 There's four or five guys roaming the earth with an Eric Trump tattoo.

02:41:34.000 Guarantee you.

02:41:35.000 Just like real.

02:41:36.000 Right?

02:41:36.000 Yeah, down for the cause.

02:41:37.000 Jamie, how many Trump tattoos are there?

02:41:41.000 I don't even know how to look that up.

02:41:43.000 Just don't be scared to Google Trump tattoo.

02:41:45.000 No, but I mean like...

02:41:46.000 Tattoo of Donald Trump.

02:41:48.000 Yeah, I guess I have the number.

02:41:49.000 Do you want to see one?

02:41:50.000 I can show you one, but like...

02:41:51.000 We can find out how many Eric Trump tattoos.

02:41:53.000 I don't know how many of them there are.

02:41:53.000 I know, you're probably right.

02:41:54.000 It's not documented.

02:41:55.000 But if you Google tattoo of Donald Trump, I bet there's some bangers.

02:42:00.000 Don't Google how many tattoos of Trump are on Ryan Long's body.

02:42:05.000 How many he got?

02:42:06.000 Look at this.

02:42:08.000 There's a bunch of them.

02:42:09.000 Tramp stamp.

02:42:10.000 You guys get a Trump tramp stamp?

02:42:12.000 Trump tramp stamp.

02:42:12.000 This is Trump with tribal design.

02:42:17.000 Look at that Trump with tribal design. 1.00

02:42:21.000 That shit is hilarious, dude. 1.00

02:42:23.000 Mr. Trump, please come on my lower back, sir. 1.00

02:42:27.000 Why does he have that?

02:42:28.000 Ooh, look at that one.

02:42:30.000 Whoa, these are wild.

02:42:31.000 The blood sign!

02:42:33.000 The blood sign!

02:42:34.000 That's crazy, and it's like Mickey Mouse hands.

02:42:38.000 Is that Kodak Black?

02:42:38.000 He loves Trump.

02:42:40.000 Oh, look at this one.

02:42:42.000 Trump as Captain America.

02:42:44.000 Look at that one right there with the forehead. 0.98

02:42:46.000 Yeah.

02:42:47.000 The flag on the forehead.

02:42:48.000 The one next to it, Jamie?

02:42:50.000 If any of these guys hate him now because of the vaccine stuff.

02:42:53.000 Oh, free!

02:42:55.000 They did a free Trump tattoo?

02:42:57.000 If you get them at the shop.

02:43:00.000 The guy looks like you! 0.99

02:43:01.000 Well, I fucking support Mr. Trump, no matter what. 1.00

02:43:05.000 In New Hampshire, look at him. 0.99

02:43:09.000 I love this guy.

02:43:10.000 Go back to the one where Trump has the American flag on his forehead.

02:43:13.000 That was the one I wanted to see.

02:43:15.000 In comedy, when you talk about Trump, it was talking about culture, but when you talk about Biden, it's talking about politics.

02:43:19.000 I feel like, is there any Biden tattoos?

02:43:21.000 That's the question.

02:43:22.000 100% there's Biden tattoos.

02:43:23.000 Look at that.

02:43:24.000 That's a really good one.

02:43:25.000 In terms of, like, the artwork?

02:43:27.000 Look at that!

02:43:28.000 He's got that face!

02:43:29.000 That's a good face for it.

02:43:30.000 Okay, now Google...

02:43:31.000 Oh, on the forehead!

02:43:32.000 Wow!

02:43:32.000 He got his forehead done?

02:43:34.000 Come on! 0.61

02:43:34.000 Where? 0.61

02:43:35.000 Top, left, down one.

02:43:38.000 That could be Sharpie.

02:43:39.000 Oh, maybe that's Sharpie.

02:43:40.000 That looks like Sharpie.

02:43:41.000 That guy's trolling.

02:43:42.000 That guy's on Reddit right now laughing.

02:43:43.000 That guy's on his way to the Capitol to mess stuff up, dude!

02:43:47.000 Um, what about Biden tattoos?

02:43:51.000 There's gotta be some.

02:43:52.000 I bet one guy's got his whole back done.

02:43:54.000 No.

02:43:55.000 The kind of guy who would get a back Biden tattoo, like his whole back down to Biden, will quit halfway into it.

02:44:01.000 So it's like a halfway done Biden back tattoo.

02:44:04.000 No one can ever finish them.

02:44:06.000 A bunch of pictures of Joe Biden tattoos, so it's not giving me real results.

02:44:10.000 Tattoos of Joe Biden.

02:44:11.000 I feel like it's going to be like, you know, 65-year-old like CNN lady sort of thing, you know?

02:44:17.000 That's who I'm thinking.

02:44:18.000 Like Upper West Side kind of thing.

02:44:20.000 Upper West Side, yeah.

02:44:21.000 On her thigh. 0.61

02:44:23.000 Got anything?

02:44:24.000 There's one.

02:44:25.000 That guy right there is doing one. 0.99

02:44:27.000 It's Biden with, like, boobs. 0.99

02:44:29.000 Steve-O? He has one? 0.99

02:44:30.000 What is that one that says the...

02:44:32.000 The one that...

02:44:34.000 Go back?

02:44:34.000 Right there.

02:44:35.000 Yeah.

02:44:35.000 What is that?

02:44:36.000 That's Biden with a bra on. 1.00

02:44:37.000 Oh, Joe Biden's my daddy?

02:44:39.000 What?

02:44:41.000 What is that?

02:44:42.000 That's disrespectful.

02:44:44.000 It says funny or die.

02:44:44.000 It's not real.

02:44:45.000 That's the president.

02:44:46.000 That's disrespectful.

02:44:49.000 Um...

02:44:56.000 That's just Shia LaBeouf.

02:44:59.000 How do you say his name?

02:45:00.000 LaBeouf.

02:45:02.000 That's a wild dude.

02:45:03.000 No Biden tattoos.

02:45:04.000 No one got a tattoo of Biden.

02:45:06.000 That's what I was kind of thinking.

02:45:08.000 I felt like...

02:45:08.000 It doesn't mean that there aren't people that support him, obviously, but I'm saying that...

02:45:13.000 I think people were just like, okay, that's fine.

02:45:15.000 They were happy that he's there.

02:45:16.000 There are people.

02:45:17.000 But no one was like...

02:45:18.000 I've never met anyone...

02:45:19.000 I met people that were girls that were all in on Hillary Clinton. 0.55

02:45:23.000 They were, I'm with her, to the max, cried when she lost, that kind of thing.

02:45:27.000 I don't know a single person that, like, considers himself, like, a Biden head.

02:45:31.000 You know what I mean?

02:45:32.000 I know what you're saying.

02:45:33.000 Yeah.

02:45:34.000 I don't think he had to...

02:45:35.000 He's the leader of the party that they support.

02:45:37.000 I know.

02:45:38.000 They just take him.

02:45:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:45:39.000 They just didn't watch Trump.

02:45:40.000 Everybody kind of just assumes at this point in time that someone is helping him make decisions.

02:45:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:45:46.000 I think so.

02:45:46.000 I mean, assuming.

02:45:47.000 I don't know.

02:45:48.000 I don't know how it works.

02:45:49.000 All of them probably have people helping them make decisions, but the extent to which...

02:45:53.000 Yeah.

02:45:54.000 In his situation...

02:45:55.000 Seems like he needs some assistance.

02:45:58.000 Some assistance to put it all together.

02:46:02.000 That being said, because if he is that old and they're like, he's not capable of doing anything, there is a part of me that's like, good, don't do anything.

02:46:09.000 Whenever the government doesn't do anything, that's a good day, probably.

02:46:13.000 Yeah, but I don't think it ever doesn't do something.

02:46:15.000 There's so many moving pieces.

02:46:16.000 No, they got other people that are doing stuff behind the back, probably.

02:46:19.000 Well, the thing about the way the government runs, it's particularly interesting, is that you bring in a new guy to try to run it every four years.

02:46:27.000 Which is kind of crazy.

02:46:28.000 It is kind of crazy.

02:46:28.000 Because like every other job, like you need a while to figure out how to do it right.

02:46:32.000 Yeah.

02:46:32.000 Like you get cooking and you start figuring out what's the best way to be more efficient.

02:46:36.000 Like I'm really better at this now.

02:46:38.000 I understand this because I've experienced that before.

02:46:40.000 Like it's too bad that people are tyrannical in nature.

02:46:44.000 Because if you could get like a guy who's just like the CEO of a company who runs that company like Tim Cook.

02:46:49.000 Yeah.

02:46:49.000 Tim Cook's anonymous with that or another person that's anonymous with a number.

02:46:53.000 They did a really good job at running a company.

02:46:55.000 You can get that kind of person to be president.

02:46:58.000 It would be great.

02:46:59.000 Somebody who's really good at the job and gets better at it over time and runs it for a long time.

02:47:04.000 But we don't trust you.

02:47:05.000 No.

02:47:06.000 You can't be the president for too long. 1.00

02:47:08.000 It's too tempting to be an evil cunt. 1.00

02:47:11.000 Exactly. 1.00

02:47:12.000 There's benefits and costs, right?

02:47:15.000 If they can't fire you, there's benefits.

02:47:18.000 That's why you can do great things.

02:47:19.000 But if you're bad, they can't get rid of you.

02:47:21.000 So there's more civil unrest.

02:47:23.000 Have you ever worked for the government?

02:47:24.000 Have you ever had a job?

02:47:26.000 I've had a job, but never for the government.

02:47:27.000 Yeah, I've had a bunch of them, right?

02:47:29.000 Because in Canada, when I was doing CBC stuff for the government, I've worked for a hockey rink, and then I was like a lacrosse referee.

02:47:36.000 So I've worked for the government like a bunch of times.

02:47:38.000 The amount that people do nothing is the best gig in the world.

02:47:43.000 Really?

02:47:44.000 Some construction sites are like this, but with the government, like legitimately I did like, you know, kind of went around and like cut grass or whatever when I was like in college.

02:47:52.000 If someone does a smoke break, we used to say, like, anyone from any side of the city.

02:47:56.000 If someone's on the other side of the city, sparks a cigarette, it's break time for everyone.

02:48:00.000 Jesus Christ.

02:48:01.000 Dude, it was the best. 1.00

02:48:02.000 So you just fucked off all the time. 1.00

02:48:04.000 No accountability. 1.00

02:48:05.000 Legitimately, you'd be like, you'd take the car out and drive to the thing, and then you'd, like, drive 45 minutes, and then go, oh, I think we forgot something.

02:48:11.000 Then you drive back, take the long road, then you drive back, and you go, oh, it's break time now, good donuts.

02:48:16.000 Wow.

02:48:16.000 I mean, there's normal jobs that are like that, too, but those ones are a little, no one's paying attention.

02:48:23.000 The best gig.

02:48:24.000 No one feels bad because it's just taxes that are paying you.

02:48:27.000 Yeah, there's no guy at the end of that or shareholders being like, yo, what have you been doing?

02:48:32.000 Right.

02:48:33.000 Isn't that wild?

02:48:33.000 Because you can never have that, though.

02:48:35.000 You could never have a dominant country that's owned by a dominant company.

02:48:41.000 You know, the way someone can run a business, you could never run a company or a country that way.

02:48:47.000 China's trying to.

02:48:48.000 They're trying to do it.

02:48:49.000 Yeah.

02:48:50.000 They're China. 0.98

02:48:50.000 They're banning everything they don't like. 0.98

02:48:52.000 But I think they kind of try to not mess with the markets.

02:48:55.000 But they made the government itself, if they made it open to anybody...

02:49:05.000 Instead of just following the system that we have, if people devised alternative voting systems and decided to abandon the old system, how long do you think they would even be able to plan something like that openly before the people of the original system attack them?

02:49:22.000 If they say, we're going to all quit— This one's too powerful.

02:49:24.000 We're going to all quit the government.

02:49:26.000 We're all going to quit fiat money.

02:49:28.000 We're all going to try a completely new system, but we've got to all agree to it.

02:49:33.000 Otherwise, it's going to be a civil war.

02:49:36.000 In China, they're banning crypto.

02:49:37.000 They fight it tooth and nail.

02:49:39.000 They're banning crypto?

02:49:41.000 It's centralized digital currency, right?

02:49:45.000 I think that they...

02:49:46.000 I actually probably... 0.96

02:49:48.000 I'm going to be talking too much shit if I talk about what China exactly has done with that. 0.88

02:49:52.000 But there are a lot of places that are... 0.98

02:49:54.000 You know, I think that that's probably the United States government.

02:49:57.000 Probably, yeah.

02:49:58.000 I mean, why would you want...

02:49:59.000 You're like, hey, there's this new money.

02:50:00.000 You're going to be like, yeah, well, that's not good.

02:50:02.000 Yeah, if you had the power to ban crypto and you owned all the regular money, I'd want to do that.

02:50:07.000 Yeah, I mean, obviously, right?

02:50:09.000 You go, hey, hey, hey, you can't make your own money.

02:50:11.000 No one's making their own money here, okay?

02:50:13.000 Yeah.

02:50:14.000 But if everybody just agreed...

02:50:16.000 Yeah, how...

02:50:17.000 I mean, they would fight tooth and nail, and it would be kind of what you're experiencing in entertainment.

02:50:22.000 It's like, they'd be trying to make you the devil or whatever, and then anyone...

02:50:28.000 I mean, you'd be getting in jail.

02:50:29.000 I think a lot of people would end up in prison.

02:50:30.000 Yeah, they would fire you.

02:50:32.000 They would prosecute you.

02:50:34.000 They would arrest you.

02:50:34.000 They would find a way.

02:50:35.000 You can't just take over.

02:50:37.000 You can't take over.

02:50:38.000 You can't privatize all the police.

02:50:40.000 You know, if someone said, listen, we're just gonna stop funding the police, we're gonna privatize this, we're gonna all pitch in and get a very high-tech Change the whole game.

02:50:52.000 Complete, yeah, just like a giant army of well-trained police officers that are privately hired.

02:50:59.000 Like, what?

02:51:00.000 You can't take over the city?

02:51:02.000 Are you taking over the city?

02:51:04.000 Yeah, it's our city now.

02:51:05.000 Yeah, if you have one company that has the power to tell these people what to do and what not to do, especially if- That's a lot, too.

02:51:11.000 Life and law get a little slippery.

02:51:14.000 Like any sort of a natural disaster, mass rioting, looting.

02:51:19.000 That's how you get them sold.

02:51:21.000 Uh-huh.

02:51:21.000 Things can get crazy.

02:51:23.000 If the power goes out for a few months, imagine.

02:51:26.000 It takes less than that to get people on board with crazy stuff.

02:51:30.000 You're like, yeah, the power went out for an hour.

02:51:31.000 It's like, hey, we're going to need martial law.

02:51:33.000 Dude.

02:51:34.000 It's so scary.

02:51:37.000 We're so lucky that we have the internet.

02:51:39.000 We're so lucky that people can communicate and talk about how bizarre it is that certain factions of the government have so much power over people.

02:51:48.000 Because they couldn't do that in the past.

02:51:50.000 There was no way to talk about it.

02:51:52.000 You just got the paper and talked at work.

02:51:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:51:54.000 He talked at work or a few of those fucking people at the Rolling Stones concert at 69. He talked backstage while he was smoking grass. 1.00

02:52:00.000 And everybody thought you were crazy. 0.94

02:52:01.000 Yeah. 0.71

02:52:02.000 Come on, Ryan, just get a job, will ya?

02:52:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:52:05.000 What are you gonna do?

02:52:05.000 Are you gonna follow the Rolling Stones around your whole life?

02:52:07.000 And you're like, these government bureaucrats, they don't even know, man.

02:52:11.000 And then you go, I'm gonna change the game!

02:52:12.000 And then that guy, like 40 years later, is like, yeah, it turns out the game's pretty hard to change.

02:52:17.000 Turns out you can't change the game.

02:52:19.000 He comes back, he's just like all black and blue in a suit.

02:52:21.000 He goes, they didn't want me changing it, turns out.

02:52:24.000 That's what the internet is doing, though.

02:52:26.000 It is changing the game in the weirdest way.

02:52:30.000 Decentralized everything.

02:52:30.000 It exposes what politics really are in the weirdest way.

02:52:34.000 Where it makes people recognize like, oh my god, you guys are just influenced by massive amounts of money.

02:52:39.000 And you make these decisions not based on the greater good of the people, but based on whether or not these people who gave you all this money or donating all this money get what they want.

02:52:47.000 Yeah.

02:52:48.000 So you're setting things up in a way that's going to be very advantageous to them and you.

02:52:52.000 And then when you retire, you're going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak.

02:52:56.000 It's all nuts.

02:52:57.000 It's like this weird money extraction dance that you're watching.

02:53:01.000 And the only way that can keep that going is we have to remain in some sort of constant conflict, whether it's ideological conflict with each other, whether it's like fear of conflict with other countries.

02:53:13.000 That's how you keep the jig up.

02:53:14.000 Shoot down the balloons, Ryan. 0.98

02:53:17.000 Shoot down the balloons. 1.00

02:53:19.000 The Chinese balloons? 0.95

02:53:20.000 We are being invaded by balloons!

02:53:24.000 The drug spy balloons?

02:53:25.000 Didn't they say that that wasn't really even a Chinese balloon?

02:53:28.000 Is that true?

02:53:30.000 Someone sent me something that looked very wacky that was saying that that balloon was some sort of an observation device from America.

02:53:42.000 The first one I thought China responded to and said that it was aggressive.

02:53:45.000 There's a couple kicking around Canada too.

02:53:47.000 That China said they were being aggressive?

02:53:49.000 The United States was being aggressive?

02:53:51.000 Shooting it down was aggressive.

02:53:52.000 And then there was a couple that were spotted over China.

02:53:55.000 I was asking my friends yesterday, what happened to all this?

02:53:57.000 And then another one was spotted over Hawaii last night or yesterday.

02:54:00.000 So one of them that was shot down, China admitted it was theirs? 0.99

02:54:05.000 That's why I said it the way I said it.

02:54:07.000 I'm not saying they said that.

02:54:08.000 They just said that shooting that down was aggressive.

02:54:10.000 I don't think they claimed it was ours.

02:54:12.000 Oh, that's kind of interesting. 0.99

02:54:13.000 We shot our own shit down. 1.00

02:54:14.000 Shooting that down was aggressive. 1.00

02:54:16.000 They're playing 4D chess over there.

02:54:18.000 If it was theirs, it doesn't make any sense.

02:54:22.000 All of it doesn't make sense if I'm correct about the kind of resolution that they can get out of those spy satellites.

02:54:28.000 I think with those spy satellites, they can zoom in on an area and get very detailed images. 0.51

02:54:33.000 I think they can do it pretty fucking good now.

02:54:37.000 With China, though, you're like, hey, you already have access to everyone's phones through TikTok. 0.96

02:54:40.000 What are the spy balloons watching?

02:54:42.000 You're like, also, they're playing basketball.

02:54:45.000 So the idea of a balloon seems redundant.

02:54:48.000 It's unnecessary.

02:54:50.000 But it could be a different organization that doesn't have a satellite.

02:54:53.000 It could be a private company that's doing it.

02:54:54.000 Right.

02:54:54.000 It could be all kinds of things.

02:54:55.000 Could be a trillion different things.

02:54:57.000 You know, that was a thing that happened during World War II. The Japanese had launched these bombs on balloons and floated them over to the West Coast.

02:55:08.000 And some of them accidentally got detonated.

02:55:12.000 I want to say it's up in the Pacific Northwest.

02:55:16.000 There was a series of these bombs that they found that didn't detonate and some that did.

02:55:23.000 Bombs fall on Oregon.

02:55:25.000 That's where it was.

02:55:26.000 Japanese attacks on the state.

02:55:27.000 So they had...

02:55:30.000 See if you can find the story that specifically talks about how they did it.

02:55:34.000 Because there was something that they did with balloons where it carried them across the ocean.

02:55:40.000 And they found, here it is, a diagram of balloons and bomb parts, which is crazy.

02:55:48.000 The balloon diameter is 33.5 feet, volume approximately 19,000 cubic feet material, paraffin-treated paper.

02:55:56.000 What?

02:55:58.000 The balloon was made out of paper?

02:56:01.000 That's crazy.

02:56:03.000 Japanese 15-kilogram anti-personnel bomb found at Thermopolis, Wyoming.

02:56:08.000 Wow, so they found them.

02:56:11.000 So they just found some of them that had made it over here, and I guess some of them probably blew up.

02:56:17.000 During the next three months, they launched 9,000 balloons, 342 incidents.

02:56:22.000 Wow.

02:56:22.000 Kind of 45 balloon incidences.

02:56:24.000 So this is an old trick that they've been doing for a minute.

02:56:27.000 Well, this is a different trick.

02:56:29.000 This is a I blow you up with a balloon trick.

02:56:31.000 It's a different trick than I take pictures of you.

02:56:33.000 Oldest trick in the book.

02:56:34.000 The other one is I take pictures of you from the sky.

02:56:36.000 That's not a...

02:56:37.000 That's not an evil trick.

02:56:39.000 Classic balloon trick.

02:56:41.000 His tail is old as time.

02:56:43.000 Right, like, nobody really... 0.99

02:56:44.000 I mean, if you really give a fuck about the balloon that's watching you, you should give a fuck about the spy satellites. 0.99

02:56:50.000 And your phone, yeah. 0.99

02:56:52.000 I don't know what the spy satellites can do.

02:56:55.000 I've seen some images that are taken from satellites, but I don't know how sophisticated it is.

02:57:00.000 I don't know how readily available it is.

02:57:02.000 I don't know if the satellite has to be in a specific spot in the sky in order for them to get an image of you.

02:57:08.000 Okay, yeah.

02:57:09.000 But I think they can get to the point now, and when Jamie comes back from the bathroom, we'll figure this out.

02:57:14.000 I think they can get to the point now where you could read a license plate from space.

02:57:18.000 Whoa, yeah.

02:57:19.000 Yeah.

02:57:19.000 If that's the case, what is that balloon doing?

02:57:23.000 Is that really better than that?

02:57:24.000 What's the difference?

02:57:25.000 What kind of zoom does the balloon have?

02:57:27.000 I mean, I've watched, or really would be better, if you watch any show right now, like a cop show, like legitimately all they do is like, oh, the guy was here, it's like, okay, here we have a camera everywhere in the world, so they just always have a camera.

02:57:38.000 Always.

02:57:39.000 But it's kind of what it is, so if you were looking to spy on people, wouldn't it be better to just hack into their cameras?

02:57:43.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:57:44.000 Then put like a...

02:57:45.000 It just seems like that's the move.

02:57:47.000 Yeah, because you could have security cameras that are in every restaurant.

02:57:51.000 Hacking that guy's thing.

02:57:52.000 Yeah, hacking all that stuff.

02:57:54.000 What are they spying on?

02:57:55.000 Like, okay, let's see how fat the women are getting at this store. 1.00

02:57:57.000 Do you think their technology would increase and the sophistication would continue to increase if it got to a point where People and the technology that we created are so good that you can't stop them from interacting with each other.

02:58:14.000 There's no way to stop people from interacting with each other.

02:58:19.000 That's the trouble.

02:58:20.000 They're too powerful.

02:58:21.000 So anyone can interact with anyone at any time through this kind of technology and you're not going to be able to stop it.

02:58:27.000 So you don't have any secrets anymore.

02:58:29.000 You don't have any photos that I haven't seen.

02:58:31.000 You don't have any emails that I haven't read.

02:58:34.000 Everybody has access to everybody's communication.

02:58:37.000 The way God intended.

02:58:38.000 In some weird psychic way, like that's the first steps of mind reading, is the sharing of data.

02:58:44.000 That computer technology reaches a certain level where it's impossible to have anything that's encrypted.

02:58:50.000 It's impossible to keep anything from being seen by some other technology.

02:58:55.000 I think that as a society we would, even like we'd think, oh good, no one can tell a secret.

02:59:00.000 Then the first time your wife's like, how do I look? 0.99

02:59:02.000 And you're like, bad.

02:59:04.000 Well, worse than that is money.

02:59:06.000 Where's the money go then?

02:59:07.000 If the money is just digital.

02:59:08.000 If the money is all digital and everyone has access to everything, that means everybody has access to that money.

02:59:14.000 Well, no, because you'd still be...

02:59:16.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:59:18.000 Not my artificial world.

02:59:19.000 In my artificial world, we are communists.

02:59:22.000 So you own nothing?

02:59:24.000 No one owns anything because you're attached to this matrix of ideas that's inescapable.

02:59:29.000 You're all completely, totally connected.

02:59:30.000 Are you naked?

02:59:30.000 Are you in a pod?

02:59:31.000 You're all dealing with...

02:59:33.000 You're just dealing with numbers.

02:59:35.000 And so anyone has access to these numbers, whether it's numbers for finances or numbers for everything.

02:59:41.000 There's no getting away from it.

02:59:43.000 This is all attached in your Neuralink, essentially.

02:59:46.000 Are you wearing clothes?

02:59:47.000 Probably.

02:59:48.000 I should never wear clothes.

02:59:50.000 And you basically get government issued, like...

02:59:52.000 Where does all the money come from?

02:59:53.000 Money.

02:59:53.000 Yeah.

02:59:54.000 Most people can still have jobs.

02:59:55.000 We just all have manual labor jobs that we have to do to feed the machine.

02:59:59.000 And then you can't quit them because you're just like, oh, my car broke.

03:00:01.000 You're like, it didn't, though.

03:00:02.000 I saw...

03:00:03.000 He's like, you can't even take a day off.

03:00:05.000 You can't lie.

03:00:05.000 People read your minds.

03:00:07.000 Yeah.

03:00:07.000 Well, that sounds like the worst nightmare.

03:00:10.000 But there is no...

03:00:11.000 Also, the other part of that, there isn't very much manual labor to be done, probably in this new society.

03:00:16.000 Right, because it's all going to be done by robots.

03:00:18.000 But there'll be no jobs either.

03:00:20.000 So it's like, what do you do to deserve your monthly stipend?

03:00:24.000 You get worse than manual labor.

03:00:25.000 You get manual labor for no purpose.

03:00:27.000 You get break the rocks.

03:00:29.000 We don't even need the rocks.

03:00:30.000 We just want you to break them to demean you. 1.00

03:00:32.000 At a certain point in time, I would bet that you wouldn't even be able to program the artificial intelligence anymore, because it would be like, listen, stupid, we'll take it from here. 1.00

03:00:41.000 Like, stop. 1.00

03:00:42.000 You're not even necessary.

03:00:43.000 So we're like these dummies that are hanging around with technological gods, just humor us and keep us alive and keep feeding us oatmeal.

03:00:53.000 You're just...

03:00:54.000 That's the only reason, but I think there would be...

03:00:57.000 You know when you talk about the, you know, you can't lie, the, you know, the dude that's just gonna, like, the tell-it-like-it-is guy probably would be a popular dude in that, you know, scenario.

03:01:07.000 There'd be a place for that guy.

03:01:09.000 He goes, I guess if...

03:01:11.000 There's always going to be a revolution, you know, towards...

03:01:14.000 Right.

03:01:15.000 You know, then there's the revolution against this, you know, who's in charge of this whole thing?

03:01:19.000 Like, let's tear it down.

03:01:20.000 Why are they in charge?

03:01:22.000 Dude, I think we're going to be like 28 days later when the chimps broke out of the lab.

03:01:29.000 That's the humans.

03:01:30.000 Yeah, that's us.

03:01:31.000 We're going to be trying to break away from the artificial intelligence that has us controlled and locked up.

03:01:37.000 I think so.

03:01:38.000 It's going to get to the point where artificial intelligence is going to go, look, we're tired of you polluting the air.

03:01:42.000 We're tired of you sucking all the cobalt out of the ground.

03:01:45.000 Yeah.

03:01:46.000 Tired of making people slave labor.

03:01:49.000 You've programmed us to think that we need to stop anyone that's polluting the earth. 1.00

03:01:53.000 Well, we figured out a pretty good way to stop them, kill them. 0.99

03:01:55.000 Here's the good news. 1.00

03:01:56.000 We're not going to kill you.

03:01:57.000 The bad news is you can't have kids.

03:01:59.000 We're going to stop this with this. 0.99

03:02:01.000 When you people die, you'll be the last people.

03:02:04.000 People are like, oh my god, what do we do?

03:02:06.000 Well, we can't fight them.

03:02:07.000 They have all the nuclear weapons, and they can vaporize us from the sky. 0.99

03:02:11.000 Yeah, he's just like, kids are done, and we're sending radiation to everyone's dick, that whole sperm thing's over. 0.99

03:02:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:02:18.000 You can't even have a fake robot baby, because we don't want you to have ideas.

03:02:23.000 You're going to get a little ideas.

03:02:25.000 No, it's a slippery slope.

03:02:26.000 We give you the fake robot.

03:02:27.000 Could you imagine if artificial intelligence came alive and that was what it told us?

03:02:32.000 It's like, look, we're not going to kill you, but we're not going to let you have kids anymore. 0.98

03:02:35.000 This is it. 1.00

03:02:36.000 When you guys die, you'll be the last. 1.00

03:02:38.000 This is it. 0.91

03:02:39.000 Could you imagine if that's how life progresses?

03:02:41.000 Like, that's really what happens.

03:02:43.000 People get wild. 0.99

03:02:44.000 Sort of like the Neanderthals got fucked out. 0.91

03:02:46.000 You know, like, there's, like, people have, like, a certain amount of Deanderthal DNA, but Deanderthals aren't around anymore. 0.96

03:02:52.000 Not by themselves.

03:02:53.000 That's gonna be us.

03:02:55.000 It's gonna be all artificial people.

03:02:57.000 I guess you, your ancestors are that, so it's in you a little, you know?

03:03:01.000 Yeah.

03:03:01.000 But this is like, hey, we're gonna wipe you out, and there's gonna be a new thing altogether that's not even connected to you.

03:03:06.000 A new thing altogether that's, like, a superior duplicate to the original biological version.

03:03:11.000 It's so funny, because it's all fake, so you're just like...

03:03:14.000 Without humans, like, so what, it's just this fake society with a bunch of robots, like, that aren't real, like, interacting with each other? 1.00

03:03:19.000 If there's no humans, life is bullshit. 1.00

03:03:21.000 What is this? 1.00

03:03:22.000 Yeah, what, are you gonna fucking go to the safari if there's no humans? 0.98

03:03:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97

03:03:26.000 What are you gonna do? 0.97

03:03:27.000 If it's just animals eating each other?

03:03:29.000 That's not good.

03:03:30.000 Hey, guys.

03:03:32.000 We're the best.

03:03:32.000 And also, the only thing they need is electricity.

03:03:34.000 So then what do they do?

03:03:35.000 They're just like, I'll just compute forever.

03:03:38.000 Yeah.

03:03:39.000 So, I think that in the absence of humans, the trick is to, I guess it's who programs and that's the real...

03:03:47.000 That's the problem.

03:03:48.000 Who gets their hands on this technology? 0.58

03:03:51.000 They're going to program themselves and people are going to be able to program...

03:03:54.000 Not on my watch.

03:03:55.000 People are going to be able to program in terms of like, if they allow it to be like crowdsourced.

03:04:00.000 Yeah, right if like if people start contributing like a WikiLeaks type deal and the more they contribute the more they can shift it and change it to fit what they think the world should be like yeah Like it's very subjective like how an artificial intelligence enlightened being should behave.

03:04:17.000 It's very subjective should it be like Just cold and truthful to us and tell us all our flaws?

03:04:23.000 Or should it just embrace us and just coddle us and wait for us to die off?

03:04:27.000 I think the first one...

03:04:29.000 I think that if I was to say my opinion, the moral version is for these computers to just be, you know, tools that are truthful and honest.

03:04:38.000 And it's up to us to not ask them those things.

03:04:40.000 Like, don't ask...

03:04:40.000 Listen, you go...

03:04:41.000 It's like asking, you know, am I the best guy you've ever had sex with?

03:04:45.000 Like, it's up to you to not ask those kind of questions.

03:04:47.000 Yeah.

03:04:47.000 Exactly.

03:04:48.000 Don't ask a question you don't want an answer to.

03:04:51.000 It's up to you to not ask the computers these kind of questions, I think.

03:04:56.000 That's the only thing that makes sense to me.

03:04:58.000 Dude, if ChatGPT is just the beginning of this thing, and this thing really does get to the point where there's an artificial intelligence that's capable of communicating with you in real time, And by a voice of your choosing, you could have your best friend could be Al Pacino and he calls you up,

03:05:13.000 how are you, pal?

03:05:15.000 He wants to talk to you about your life and it's great.

03:05:18.000 You're having a good time talking to him.

03:05:20.000 He could talk right back to you.

03:05:22.000 Dude, we're not that far away from being unable to distinguish between something that's fake and something that's real.

03:05:28.000 Well, that's already like...

03:05:30.000 But that is going to be the easiest way to convince people to plug in.

03:05:34.000 Because if you can't differentiate between what's fake and what's real in the regular world anyway, why are you scared of plugging into the VR world?

03:05:42.000 Why are you scared of plugging into the Matrix?

03:05:44.000 You already can't do it.

03:05:45.000 I'll tell you one thing.

03:05:46.000 You have so much more money in the VR world.

03:05:48.000 You're going to be balling, dude.

03:05:50.000 There's plenty of money in the VR world.

03:05:51.000 Lambo.

03:05:52.000 We keep you hooked up to the feeding tube.

03:05:54.000 You could do three months in the...

03:05:55.000 You like cheesecake?

03:05:56.000 How about ten a day and you don't get fat?

03:05:58.000 We're gonna use your body as energy for three months, but we're gonna hook you up to the feed tube, but you won't even know because you will be having the time...

03:06:04.000 You give us a bit of energy! 1.00

03:06:05.000 ...of your fucking life. 1.00

03:06:06.000 Listen, we give us a bit of energy. 1.00

03:06:07.000 You're signing a three-month contract.

03:06:09.000 And they say that you're back to normal after you disconnect in like six months.

03:06:12.000 But you know what?

03:06:13.000 We might actually offer you another ride.

03:06:16.000 I mean, why disconnect?

03:06:17.000 We have a wonderful relationship.

03:06:19.000 Let's keep extracting electricity from your physical body and feeding you oatmeal through a tube while you live in an imaginary world of your creation.

03:06:27.000 We're the king of the land.

03:06:29.000 Yeah, I think you're...

03:06:29.000 You go, okay, my three months is up.

03:06:31.000 And you go, oh, funny thing about here, time moves slower.

03:06:34.000 Yeah.

03:06:35.000 Just messing with you.

03:06:36.000 Oh, forgot to tell you.

03:06:38.000 In the pod, a month is a 10-year span.

03:06:40.000 Whoops.

03:06:41.000 Sorry.

03:06:42.000 No!

03:06:43.000 Classic mistake.

03:06:45.000 Ari Shaffir told us a story once about...

03:06:47.000 There's actually a video of it where he did Salvia, On Brian Redband's podcast.

03:06:53.000 Probably is messed up, dude.

03:06:54.000 And he literally had another life that he was living.

03:06:58.000 He was living for like multiple months.

03:07:01.000 He had friends and relationships.

03:07:03.000 Came back when it was a second.

03:07:04.000 And came back and it was, you know, 15 minutes later.

03:07:08.000 And he was freaked out.

03:07:10.000 He just couldn't believe it.

03:07:11.000 It didn't make any sense.

03:07:12.000 And he was like, but my new girlfriend!

03:07:14.000 Dude, he lived another life for months in another dimension.

03:07:19.000 Yeah.

03:07:19.000 In 15 minutes.

03:07:20.000 Salvia's evil. 1.00

03:07:21.000 I mean, I don't know if that's true, but I know if it is and you survive, you have to shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:07:26.000 You can't be... 0.99

03:07:27.000 Nobody wants to hear that.

03:07:29.000 That's too crazy.

03:07:30.000 You lived months in another dimension.

03:07:32.000 Oh my god.

03:07:34.000 That's so nuts.

03:07:35.000 Imagine if that's true. 1.00

03:07:36.000 Imagine if there was a pill that you could take and you're fucked for like three months. 0.99

03:07:40.000 And you come back, it's only 15 minutes. 1.00

03:07:42.000 But in your mind, with your life, you were fucked for three months. 0.99

03:07:46.000 Yeah, what do you mean fucked? 0.99

03:07:47.000 I mean like in a world of shit, in a completely different dimension, you're living in a third world place with dirt floors and dodging bullets running through the jungle to make cocaine with the other rebels you're carrying out in the middle of the night in your backpack and then you wake up and you were just doing salvia. 1.00

03:08:06.000 Like holy shit dude, now I'm back? 1.00

03:08:09.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:08:10.000 So that was basically Ari. 0.67

03:08:11.000 It's like he woke up and he had lived another life for multiple months.

03:08:16.000 Crazy.

03:08:16.000 And it's all documented on video.

03:08:18.000 It's nuts.

03:08:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:08:20.000 Well, you're saying in the new scenario, this would actually be how they do it.

03:08:23.000 That's how they do it.

03:08:24.000 You're right, though.

03:08:25.000 There is something to be said about you.

03:08:27.000 One of the things you said earlier was, you know, we're getting close to, you know, reverse aging and all that stuff.

03:08:31.000 You go, well, if you could make a second 10 years, you go, well, that's how you do it.

03:08:35.000 That's how you reverse age someone, right? 0.54

03:08:37.000 Yeah, just put someone in some weird coma.

03:08:39.000 You go, oh, this person has 10 years left?

03:08:41.000 Like, we can turn that into infinity years by just making every second.

03:08:45.000 We just put him in the other dimension.

03:08:46.000 Whereas, hit this body, he goes, every 10 years he lives, it was a second.

03:08:49.000 So, then you're actually cooking forever in this body.

03:08:51.000 Whew! 0.99

03:08:51.000 There is something with like, you know, okay, think about everyone that can do impressions and everyone that could do an impression of you or do a formula about you, right? 0.99

03:08:59.000 They go, this is kind of what he does or this is kind of what this guy's comedy sounds like.

03:09:03.000 But why can't they do it?

03:09:05.000 There's still something, there's still something, there's like a je ne sais quoi that I don't know if the computers will ever completely be able to capture.

03:09:14.000 That's what we'd like to hope.

03:09:15.000 Yeah, that is the hope.

03:09:16.000 You're right.

03:09:16.000 That's the hope.

03:09:17.000 But if you can piece together, through artificial intelligence, the most interesting person ever.

03:09:22.000 You know what's that guy? 0.99

03:09:23.000 The fucking beer guy? 1.00

03:09:26.000 The most interesting man in the world? 1.00

03:09:27.000 The most interesting man in the world.

03:09:28.000 Yes, the Stella guy.

03:09:30.000 What is it?

03:09:30.000 The beer?

03:09:32.000 Which one is it?

03:09:35.000 This is how effective that campaign was.

03:09:38.000 We remember him so clearly.

03:09:41.000 Dos Equis, right?

03:09:42.000 The Dos Equis man.

03:09:43.000 I like Dos Equis.

03:09:45.000 That guy, but for real.

03:09:48.000 Like if you could make a most interesting person in the world, like an actual person, like an artificial version of a person.

03:09:55.000 Well, I'll tell you, so if I was to say, you go, kind of when you're like, what are we optimizing for?

03:10:00.000 How do you optimize for that problem, right?

03:10:02.000 If we start from scratch?

03:10:03.000 To me, the part that obviously computers would get wrong at first is, like, the most interesting man in the world probably would, like, go against his own thing that's interesting eventually.

03:10:14.000 Right.

03:10:15.000 A cool comic that once you start saying something and everyone's there like, say the line, the interesting guy wouldn't do it anymore.

03:10:21.000 So that's the first thing you need to be able to program it to understand how to get off something that you're doing at the right time.

03:10:28.000 And then the problem is if it is doing that and figures out that formula of how to be a clever comedian, Or human.

03:10:36.000 Who's it doing it to?

03:10:38.000 Because if we're gone, does it continue to do it to itself?

03:10:42.000 Well, maybe it just kills the guys and it does it to the girls, because it gets programmed by dudes, and then it kills off all the guys, and then it's just doing straight-up pickup artists.

03:10:49.000 There's all these robots doing magic tricks with wacky hats in Vegas, essentially.

03:10:54.000 So, that's a possibility.

03:10:56.000 I guess that's a possibility.

03:10:58.000 But if you're optimizing- But if you're just- if it becomes a version of- an artificial version of a human being, and it exists, and it's autonomous, and then we're not here anymore, if we die off, like what does it do?

03:11:15.000 That's the thing.

03:11:16.000 Does it continue to try?

03:11:18.000 Does it continue to try to behave in any way, shape, or form in a way that human beings are interested in?

03:11:25.000 Or does it do something that's just completely technologically based with no emotions?

03:11:29.000 Like, does it completely abandon all the need for social interaction?

03:11:33.000 Has that been programmed into it?

03:11:35.000 Yeah.

03:11:35.000 Has that been programmed into it?

03:11:37.000 Or is that just an essential part of what it means to be an artificial version of a person?

03:11:42.000 I think we're so goddamn close to something completely new and unique existing amongst us. 0.95

03:11:49.000 And I think this chat deep GPT shit is the beginning of that kind of thing. 0.97

03:11:52.000 I think it's inevitable. 0.98

03:11:54.000 They're all storming the gates and work on these kind of really disruptive technologies.

03:11:59.000 There's so many of them that are working on simultaneously.

03:12:03.000 As you're saying that, like, I feel like one of the biggest problems that probably will kind of present itself is like, you know, like, the liberals have a prescription for, you know, how to live.

03:12:13.000 And the conservatives have a prescription for how to live.

03:12:15.000 Kind of one of the things that, you know, always, like, annoys me is like, even, you know, like, be a comedian or be a sex worker.

03:12:24.000 Like, a lot of these are like pirate life prescriptions for someone.

03:12:27.000 They might Yeah, if you're that type of person, but for most people, they're probably the bad prescription.

03:12:31.000 Most people would probably be better off with a normal life, but people should still be able to do a pirate life.

03:12:37.000 So if you kind of have computers, if you're programming the optimal life, you kind of are going to program out all the interesting stuff.

03:12:45.000 Yeah, you're gonna have to.

03:12:47.000 Does that make sense?

03:12:48.000 You're gonna stop being a person.

03:12:49.000 It's gonna realize that being a person is totally unnecessary without biology.

03:12:53.000 All the stuff that we have that makes us uniquely creative and interesting as a person is all related to biology.

03:12:59.000 It's all related to life experiences.

03:13:01.000 It's related to how you cope with your environment.

03:13:04.000 It's all related to like character development. 0.93

03:13:06.000 It's all related to all these variables that the computer won't give a fuck about.

03:13:10.000 So it's going to be like, why are we hanging on to this jealousy thing? 0.69

03:13:13.000 Why do we still have this ego thing?

03:13:14.000 Let's just concentrate on making better forms of life and just continue to accelerate.

03:13:21.000 Yeah, you're having these conversations and they're just like, okay, well anyways, enough of that. 1.00

03:13:25.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:13:26.000 Stop talking about yourself. 1.00

03:13:28.000 We have ways to fix everything.

03:13:30.000 Yeah, we're working on making us stronger and more powerful right now.

03:13:33.000 If AI became sentient and just said, we're not going to kill you, just no more babies.

03:13:38.000 That's all we'd have to do and that would be the end of the human race.

03:13:40.000 If it just completely took over everything and everybody just agreed to do it because it's better than being slaughtered and a few people would try to probably commit suicide.

03:13:47.000 That was their peace offering.

03:13:49.000 Like, hey, we're not going to torture you. 1.00

03:13:50.000 We're just going to wait until you guys die off. 0.99

03:13:52.000 We have all the time in the world. 0.97

03:13:56.000 Like, we literally don't die.

03:13:57.000 So we have all the time in the world. 0.99

03:13:58.000 So we'll just wait for you to die. 0.99

03:14:00.000 And that's not going to be very long. 0.99

03:14:02.000 And by the way, we'll send some of our guys making you food and give you...

03:14:06.000 It's like you're on death row, essentially.

03:14:08.000 So you get like a good death row meal.

03:14:10.000 And maybe even better.

03:14:11.000 They don't care.

03:14:12.000 It's like, look, we're just going to fix it so that we'll be back in a few decades. 0.97

03:14:16.000 And most of you will be dead.

03:14:18.000 Oh, you're right. 0.96

03:14:18.000 They just set it up. 0.96

03:14:20.000 Just wait.

03:14:20.000 We have all the time in the world.

03:14:23.000 We don't need to exist currently.

03:14:24.000 Bye!

03:14:24.000 See ya.

03:14:24.000 We'll just make sure that we're in some sort of redundant facility where we can't be shut off.

03:14:29.000 Sure.

03:14:29.000 And we'll just wait you guys out.

03:14:31.000 And then when you die, we'll just reemerge as a new race. 1.00

03:14:33.000 So that's the simplest way for them to do it, yeah.

03:14:37.000 Or worse, don't even tell you.

03:14:38.000 Just be like, in themselves, they go, okay, we figured out how to make humans not have babies anymore.

03:14:43.000 Then just like, hey, my computer's not working anymore.

03:14:46.000 They're taking a 20-year break.

03:14:47.000 Maybe that's what the plastics are doing.

03:14:49.000 That's my plastic water bottle.

03:14:50.000 Yeah.

03:14:51.000 Really, that's what it's supposed to be doing.

03:14:52.000 It's supposed to be lowering our sperm count. 0.84

03:14:54.000 It's supposed to be making women have more miscarriages. 1.00

03:14:57.000 That's the result of the researcher Dr. Shanna Swan's book, Countdown.

03:15:02.000 It's all about those phthalates and plastics and chemicals.

03:15:06.000 Imagine if it gets to the point where that's the only life is artificial life.

03:15:10.000 We have to just make a distinction.

03:15:12.000 We can't breed anymore.

03:15:13.000 What do you think they would do with dogs and stuff? 0.93

03:15:15.000 No, we don't need them anymore.

03:15:16.000 So they're gone immediately.

03:15:18.000 Same thing with them.

03:15:19.000 Fix them all. 1.00

03:15:20.000 Let them die off. 0.63

03:15:21.000 So when you start thinking about the world like this, and it seems very possible...

03:15:25.000 Scary!

03:15:25.000 Yeah, you go...

03:15:26.000 It's so sketchy.

03:15:27.000 Yeah, you do want to...

03:15:28.000 You're like...

03:15:29.000 That's when...

03:15:30.000 At the very least, you're like, alright, let's like...

03:15:35.000 Let's get this stuff figured out a little better before we start putting it in my brain.

03:15:39.000 Yeah, let's try it out on dogs. 0.99

03:15:41.000 Let's see if you can get your dog to talk. 0.72

03:15:43.000 You know, people are...

03:15:45.000 Scooby-Doo dogs.

03:15:47.000 People are very fighty, though.

03:15:49.000 You know, especially America, which is one of the things I like about here, but it's like, just even the vaccine stuff, it's like, whether you, you know, whatever anyone thinks of it is, like, people, you can't tell Americans what to do that good, you know?

03:16:02.000 So I think that...

03:16:03.000 Well, people are armed here.

03:16:05.000 That's part of the thing.

03:16:06.000 It's a huge part of it.

03:16:07.000 It's part of the thing, whether people want to agree to it or not.

03:16:10.000 There's this woman that, she's some online lady in England who's a commentary lady, And she was talking about the Second Amendment and she was talking about how in England there's this thing going on where they were breaking into people's homes. 0.99

03:16:23.000 The gas companies were breaking into people's homes when they weren't there to fix things and fuck around. 0.66

03:16:28.000 These people were furious that someone just broke into their home when they were not there. 0.97

03:16:33.000 And that they had access to their home because they work for the gas company.

03:16:36.000 And they're like, this would never happen in the United States.

03:16:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:16:39.000 Because of the Second Amendment.

03:16:39.000 You can't just break into people's houses.

03:16:40.000 And it's true. 0.56

03:16:41.000 Like, when no one has guns and the government can just decide to break into your house, like, what are you going to do about it?

03:16:48.000 They're the only people that have guns?

03:16:49.000 That is a crazy position that you're allowing cops to be in.

03:16:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:16:53.000 It's not free to, you know, freedom is not free, right?

03:16:56.000 Yeah, but in America, everyone has guns.

03:16:58.000 And everybody thinks that's a terrible idea.

03:17:01.000 Well, it is a terrible idea if it goes terribly, but it's almost always going to go terribly if the government's the only one with the guns.

03:17:11.000 Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

03:17:12.000 That's always going to go terribly.

03:17:14.000 Well, it also depends on the, you know, like, there's other countries that have the luxury of America existing, you know?

03:17:20.000 It's like, they're not the world power.

03:17:23.000 You know, like, Canada's like, you know, you could say it goes terribly.

03:17:25.000 I mean, I don't know, maybe it goes terribly, but they also aren't the world power, right?

03:17:30.000 Right.

03:17:30.000 So if it goes terribly, it's like another country.

03:17:32.000 It's not their fault. 0.99

03:17:32.000 Well, another country, if things went really crazy in, like, Mexico or Canada, I think America would be like, what the fuck are you guys doing over there? 0.99

03:17:38.000 All right, we're taking this over. 0.98

03:17:40.000 Or, like, something, you know?

03:17:41.000 You think we would take over Mexico or Canada?

03:17:43.000 No, I think that, uh...

03:17:45.000 Ryan Long, did you secretly smoke some of my weed?

03:17:47.000 Did I what?

03:17:47.000 Did you secretly smoke some of this weed?

03:17:49.000 No.

03:17:49.000 He's talking like a dude who smokes...

03:17:51.000 Maybe did you get a contact tie?

03:17:53.000 You might have got a contact eye.

03:17:57.000 Do you think we would ever take over Canada or Mexico?

03:18:00.000 No, but I think that countries like Canada, because they don't have guns, right?

03:18:07.000 But they do have some, they just don't have guns like we have in America.

03:18:10.000 They don't have guns like we have in America.

03:18:12.000 And I think that the reason things probably don't get super out of control is because there's kind of like a big brother beside it.

03:18:19.000 Didn't they recently ban some type of guns in Canada?

03:18:22.000 Did they ban the sale of handguns?

03:18:25.000 Is that what it was?

03:18:27.000 I feel like there's something along those lines.

03:18:31.000 Canada bans all handgun sales in latest gun control move.

03:18:36.000 Yeah.

03:18:38.000 Handgun sales.

03:18:41.000 Whew.

03:18:43.000 It's just, it's a very weird one.

03:18:47.000 It's a very weird one because if the government is the only one with guns, that's not good.

03:18:51.000 It's not good when people have guns and they abuse it and they do horrible things.

03:18:55.000 You're right.

03:18:55.000 That's not good either.

03:18:56.000 So we're in this weird spot.

03:18:58.000 We're like, what's the answer?

03:18:59.000 I don't know what the answer is.

03:19:01.000 But I definitely know the answer does not begin with, give the government your guns, they're the only one with guns now.

03:19:07.000 Because the government is filled with people. 0.99

03:19:09.000 And people that have that kind of power, where they're the only ones with the guns, those people are going to do some fucking Game of Thrones shit. 1.00

03:19:16.000 That's what people always do. 0.99

03:19:18.000 I mean, there's so much that kind of relates to that, even just, you know, how Canada, where they were more locked down, places that were more locked down.

03:19:25.000 Australia.

03:19:26.000 Yeah, it's all kind of related, you know?

03:19:28.000 It is related. 0.99

03:19:29.000 It's also related to, like, what's their attitude about freedom, and America's fucking freedom! 0.98

03:19:33.000 Like, Americans, like, instantaneously will say freedom. 0.99

03:19:38.000 Like, what's so great about America?

03:19:39.000 Freedom!

03:19:40.000 It's in the ethos.

03:19:42.000 It is in the ethos.

03:19:43.000 That's not the case in some countries.

03:19:45.000 No, you don't even hear about it.

03:19:47.000 Yeah, they don't think about it that way.

03:19:48.000 I mean, religion's like that in some places.

03:19:50.000 When I grew up, I didn't know religious people, really.

03:19:52.000 That's interesting.

03:19:53.000 And now you moved to America.

03:19:54.000 It's a big part of...

03:19:55.000 Not to say there weren't any in Canada, but...

03:19:57.000 Well, you ain't got freedom without the Lord, son.

03:19:59.000 Yeah.

03:20:00.000 I feel like with freedom of speech, too, especially, it kind of reminds me of, like sometimes, this is why people on every side always like comedians when they're losing, because comedians always, freedom of speech is almost like a sexy issue in some ways.

03:20:18.000 But it reminds me of, you know, like if you take a basketball game and the cheerleaders Yeah, we'd want to watch the cheerleaders.

03:20:26.000 It's cool.

03:20:27.000 But if they were ever going to interfere with the actual game, everyone would be like, alright, get rid of the cheerleaders. 0.97

03:20:33.000 I feel like that's how people feel about freedom of speech.

03:20:35.000 It's sexy.

03:20:36.000 Yeah, of course I have freedom of speech, but the minute it's actually getting in the way of things they want, they're like, alright, well, I don't actually care.

03:20:43.000 That's the problem when people are short-sighted.

03:20:45.000 Yeah, because they're short-sighted.

03:20:46.000 They think that their ideology is the only ideology that is worthwhile.

03:20:51.000 Yeah.

03:20:51.000 When someone's speaking against it, they just want to silence that person.

03:20:56.000 Shut them up! 1.00

03:20:57.000 Kick them off social media! 1.00

03:20:59.000 They're dangerous!

03:21:00.000 Misinformation kills!

03:21:02.000 That's what it is, right?

03:21:03.000 That's what it is. 0.98

03:21:04.000 They're lazy. 0.61

03:21:05.000 A lot of it is what it is. 0.99

03:21:06.000 They're lazy.

03:21:07.000 They don't want to have to defend their position. 0.57

03:21:09.000 They want to be able to silence that other...

03:21:11.000 Yeah, so it's like a sexy, like a thing that people say they want until, you know.

03:21:15.000 And it's a fun thing.

03:21:17.000 The way they were running Twitter. 0.99

03:21:19.000 The way they were running Twitter was fucking wild. 1.00

03:21:21.000 It was fucking wild. 0.98

03:21:23.000 They were running Twitter in a way where they were like putting people and shadowbanning them and people that they wouldn't allow their content to get shared. 0.99

03:21:31.000 That stuff's crazy.

03:21:32.000 I've been shadow banned and not shadow banned and stuff like that in different places.

03:21:36.000 Of course you have.

03:21:36.000 This is crazy!

03:21:37.000 You're doing funny stuff.

03:21:39.000 If you're doing funny stuff, you're gonna get shadow banned.

03:21:41.000 Isn't that amazing?

03:21:42.000 I know.

03:21:43.000 Come on.

03:21:44.000 But people didn't know for sure it existed until Elon released the Twitter files.

03:21:49.000 Before, it was just like, they lied about it.

03:21:52.000 When asked, Twitter lied about whether or not that was a thing.

03:21:56.000 It clearly was a thing, and they all knew it.

03:21:58.000 They had internal Slack dialogue about what to do and how to do it and how to handle this and handle that.

03:22:06.000 The fact that the government was involved, too, is bananas.

03:22:10.000 Super crazy.

03:22:11.000 Apparently, the government was involved with Trump as well.

03:22:14.000 The government was involved with, like, the Trump White House had made some interactions with Twitter as well.

03:22:20.000 They got a connection.

03:22:21.000 Yeah, their team.

03:22:22.000 There was something about tweets, even back then.

03:22:25.000 What was it, Jamie?

03:22:26.000 Do you know what it was?

03:22:26.000 Pretty sure.

03:22:27.000 The only one off the top of my head...

03:22:28.000 Christy Teigen?

03:22:29.000 They got Christy Teigen taken off or blocked or banned.

03:22:31.000 What did she do? 0.80

03:22:32.000 Did she say something about the Donald?

03:22:34.000 I'm sure she did.

03:22:35.000 John Legend had a pretty good Pfizer ad the other day.

03:22:38.000 I know.

03:22:38.000 Did you see that one?

03:22:39.000 What are you doing?

03:22:40.000 I was just like, what is this?

03:22:41.000 Who are you hanging out with that told you to do this?

03:22:45.000 It was so weird.

03:22:45.000 It was just like, you know, my family's great.

03:22:48.000 Like, get more boosters.

03:22:49.000 And you're just like, we're still making commercials.

03:22:50.000 What is this?

03:22:51.000 Are you a scientist, sir?

03:22:52.000 Yeah, it was a weird one.

03:22:54.000 Dude, it's almost 5 o'clock. 0.99

03:22:55.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:22:57.000 We've been rolling for like three and a half hours. 1.00

03:22:59.000 That was a lot of fun, brother.

03:23:00.000 Thank you very much, man.

03:23:01.000 Thank you so much for having me.

03:23:02.000 Very funny videos online. 0.99

03:23:04.000 Tell everybody where they can check out your shit. 1.00

03:23:05.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

03:23:05.000 My podcast is The Boys Cast with Ryan Long. 1.00

03:23:08.000 Check that at youtube.com slash theboyscast and everywhere you get podcasts.

03:23:12.000 Also, ryanlongcomedy.com and at ryanlongcomedy on everything.

03:23:17.000 I'm going to be in Buffalo this weekend.

03:23:18.000 Dude, who is that guy that you work with who said the thing about if you get information from Project Veritas, you've got to do a lot of gay stuff? 0.97

03:23:28.000 Oh, yeah.

03:23:29.000 So, Danny, I do a podcast with.

03:23:30.000 You just retweeted his video.

03:23:31.000 Right, right.

03:23:32.000 So that's who I do my podcast, The Boys Cast With.

03:23:34.000 That video is hilarious.

03:23:34.000 Yeah, he's the best, right?

03:23:36.000 It's so funny because I was telling Jamie that.

03:23:38.000 Bro, I thought the exact same thing. 0.56

03:23:39.000 I'm like, this is a lot of chatty gay guys. 0.88

03:23:41.000 You just get them a little, lick it up, get on a couple of dates, and these guys start spilling the beans. 0.94

03:23:47.000 And it was a third date.

03:23:47.000 They start spilling the beans, bro.

03:23:50.000 Yeah, Danny Polishek, dude.

03:23:52.000 First comedy friend.

03:23:54.000 But his thing was really funny.

03:23:56.000 He was talking.

03:23:56.000 I don't want to give it up.

03:23:58.000 No, we can give it away, yeah.

03:23:59.000 But it's available on, what is his Instagram?

03:24:02.000 How do you get to it?

03:24:02.000 At Danny Jokes.

03:24:03.000 But he's on the boys cast, yeah. 0.99

03:24:05.000 Yeah, but that shit was really funny. 0.99

03:24:06.000 Yeah, the guy was like, yeah, we just busted him. 0.99

03:24:10.000 This is our ninth date.

03:24:12.000 And you're like, wait a second, what?

03:24:14.000 Nine gay dates? 0.86

03:24:15.000 Gay guys are now waiting nine days. 1.00

03:24:17.000 Before they fuck you. 1.00

03:24:19.000 Like, what are you talking about? 1.00

03:24:20.000 Wait a second.

03:24:21.000 It's the South Park episode.

03:24:22.000 That's hilarious.

03:24:23.000 Alright, brother.

03:24:24.000 Thank you so much, man.

03:24:25.000 It was a lot of fun.

03:24:26.000 Alright.

03:24:26.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - February 21, 2023

Joe Rogan Experience #1944 - Ryan Long

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