The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #2298 - Kurt Metzger

00:00:12.000 I have these shades, you know why?

00:00:14.000 I'll save this gold.

00:00:15.000 Hold on.

00:00:15.000 Because the future's so bright.

00:00:17.000 You gotta wear shades.

00:00:18.000 Oh, Nuclear War.

00:00:19.000 The Flash, you have 59. Oh, yeah.

00:00:21.000 It's good.

00:00:22.000 Protection. I heard.

00:00:23.000 Get under the table as well. 0.97

00:00:24.000 You remember that in high school?

00:00:26.000 Did they do that in your high school?

00:00:27.000 You're younger than me.

00:00:28.000 Okay, yeah.

00:00:29.000 I'm 47. I'm 10 years older.

00:00:33.000 They told you get under the table. 0.99

00:00:34.000 They did that surprisingly long.

00:00:37.000 It's like a mask for COVID.

00:00:38.000 It's basically the same thing.

00:00:40.000 That is not working. 0.99

00:00:41.000 Getting under the table is so dumb. 1.00

00:00:43.000 It's a fucking nuclear blast that annihilates buildings. 1.00

00:00:46.000 You're saying getting under my stupid desk with a clamshell? 1.00

00:00:49.000 Remember those desks with a clamshell? 1.00

00:00:51.000 It's the only shot we got.

00:00:55.000 Now, I saw Indiana Jones get in a fridge.

00:00:59.000 Yeah, that was a good move.

00:01:00.000 Or was he at Trinity?

00:01:00.000 I don't know.

00:01:01.000 He got in the fridge.

00:01:04.000 They really made them things back then, you know? 0.99

00:01:05.000 What the fuck? 0.95

00:01:07.000 Can you imagine being those guys in, like, the Manhattan Project when they first do it? 1.00

00:01:12.000 They first detonate it, and they're like, what in the holy fuck? 0.98

00:01:16.000 Yeah, well, they kind of didn't know what was going to happen, right? 0.99

00:01:18.000 They didn't know.

00:01:18.000 There was a less than zero chance that it would burn up the entire atmosphere of the Earth instantaneously and all life would be over.

00:01:25.000 Well, the chance we've got to take.

00:01:27.000 They took it.

00:01:28.000 They just took it.

00:01:29.000 Yeah. I wonder if it was bigger than they thought it was.

00:01:32.000 I wonder what...

00:01:33.000 So, like, no one had ever seen a nuclear explosion before those people did.

00:01:37.000 Weren't they too close?

00:01:39.000 Well, they definitely weren't really far away, right?

00:01:41.000 I know a few of them.

00:01:42.000 People were too close.

00:01:44.000 Well, you know, the real problem is the area where they did it is radioactive forever.

00:01:49.000 Like, they did a bunch of these tests out in the desert, and then John Wayne and his crew went out there and all got cancer.

00:01:56.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:01:57.000 Genghis Khan.

00:01:58.000 Yeah, which is a terrible movie.

00:02:00.000 It's one of the most amazing, because it's cursed from the gate.

00:02:03.000 Yeah. It's probably cursed by Genghis Khan.

00:02:07.000 I hope it was. 0.99

00:02:09.000 And if you're going to make a bullshit version of one of the most fascinating human beings that has ever lived, a bullshit version of their life, it would be a John Wayne movie from the 1960s. 0.98

00:02:19.000 Was it even the 60s? 0.99

00:02:20.000 Was it the 50s?

00:02:22.000 Is that the original?

00:02:24.000 Whitewashed movie?

00:02:26.000 Well, no, not whitewashed, but like, you know, Jada Pinkett Smith made Cleopatra, where it's like Cleopatra's black on Netflix, and it was like... 0.90

00:02:36.000 It was like, she clearly sees Cleopatra as her, and it's like a suck-up to herself.

00:02:41.000 And John Wayne, I'm sure, was thinking that with Genghis Khan.

00:02:44.000 Genghis Khan was 65. Yeah, so that's like Jada Pink...

00:02:47.000 Oh, it says 56. The Conqueror.

00:02:49.000 Yeah. This is the same.

00:02:51.000 Hold on.

00:02:51.000 What was the 65 one?

00:02:53.000 Who did that one? 1.00

00:02:55.000 Is that John Wayne?

00:02:56.000 No. Oh, Omar Sharif.

00:02:58.000 Okay. That's closer.

00:02:59.000 So they've done a few of those.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, you're getting a little closer with Omar Sharif.

00:03:02.000 But even then, you should be getting a guy from Mongolia.

00:03:05.000 I mean, if you want me to believe that it's Genghis Khan, find a guy in Mongolia.

00:03:10.000 There's got to be a guy who can act.

00:03:11.000 Oh, I don't.

00:03:11.000 Acting is not that hard.

00:03:13.000 I don't want you to believe.

00:03:14.000 I want you to identify with him and see yourself reflected.

00:03:18.000 There's John Wayne, wokely wanting to see himself reflected in the story of Genghis Khan.

00:03:24.000 You think so?

00:03:25.000 I think it was a giant movie and they offered him a shit ton of money and he's a giant movie star.

00:03:31.000 It's not his project?

00:03:31.000 And there was only like five movie stars back then.

00:03:34.000 Was it John Wayne's project?

00:03:35.000 You know what?

00:03:36.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:03:37.000 Can I take off my Trump one piece?

00:03:40.000 One piece is really hot.

00:03:43.000 Now I put this on.

00:03:45.000 You put it on over your clothes though.

00:03:46.000 I put it on over my shirt because I want the great job so far.

00:03:50.000 Where did you get that thing?

00:03:51.000 Out there, every time I come, Jamie has a box of Bizarre merch.

00:03:54.000 Somebody sent us that!

00:03:55.000 Okay, let me tell you.

00:03:56.000 I put this on to celebrate.

00:03:58.000 I told Jamie.

00:03:59.000 Because Hawk Tua has been pardoned.

00:04:02.000 Has she?

00:04:03.000 Are you joking?

00:04:04.000 Finally. Finally.

00:04:06.000 Julian Assange only took, what did it take, 20 years?

00:04:08.000 Wait a minute, are you serious or are you joking?

00:04:09.000 I'm dead serious.

00:04:10.000 It's not a part, but the SEC said no charges.

00:04:13.000 Okay, so is that because she didn't have anything to do with the crime, or is it because there wasn't a crime?

00:04:20.000 What is it?

00:04:20.000 There's a crime.

00:04:21.000 I don't think...

00:04:22.000 But is it a crime?

00:04:23.000 Is it illegal?

00:04:24.000 This is the question with all this, like, fake money stuff.

00:04:27.000 This is why it's so confusing.

00:04:29.000 If you have these meme coins and people are genuinely making millions of dollars from real meme coins. 0.98

00:04:35.000 But it's still, it's kind of bullshit. 0.95

00:04:39.000 It's kind of a fake money. 0.99

00:04:41.000 And anybody can kind of make it and then sell it.

00:04:43.000 Like, there's no rules, right?

00:04:45.000 Like, you can dump it, right?

00:04:47.000 Did I tell you my buddy was making, they make those AI slaves that they stack to make, like, memes and coins?

00:04:54.000 A lot of these guys are in Puerto Rico or like Dominican Republic because of taxes.

00:04:59.000 Yeah. So the guys that make those coins, they refer to people who buy those coins as degenerate gamblers.

00:05:04.000 Right. Because that's what they are.

00:05:06.000 So that's all it is.

00:05:07.000 You could say, why is the stock market less degenerate gambler than that?

00:05:11.000 I guess because, I don't know why.

00:05:14.000 Maybe you get backed up on certain investments by the government because there's a little bit more.

00:05:18.000 Fake regulation?

00:05:19.000 I don't know.

00:05:20.000 It is kind of crazy that it's based entirely on information and confidence about a company.

00:05:26.000 And it can go up or down depending upon who the CEO gets caught sleeping with or what new environmental laws come out.

00:05:34.000 It sounds like magical is what it sounds like.

00:05:35.000 It's crazy.

00:05:36.000 Like in 2008 when everything just crashed, there was this dude who lived next to me.

00:05:41.000 I had a lot next to my house in California and this guy wanted to build a house. 0.98

00:05:45.000 It was the saddest fucking thing, man. 0.98

00:05:48.000 This was like in 2012. 0.99

00:05:50.000 When we were living there, this dude was raking his lawn.

00:05:55.000 And so I went over just to talk to him.

00:05:56.000 There's no house there. 0.99

00:05:58.000 And the dude would just like clean up brush and shit. 0.97

00:06:01.000 He was like a responsible landowner. 0.98

00:06:03.000 And he didn't even have a property, a house on it.

00:06:06.000 And I said, are you going to build here?

00:06:09.000 Because I knew you were going to build here a while back, but we never heard anything.

00:06:12.000 And he's like, I lost everything in the crash.

00:06:14.000 He goes, I saved up.

00:06:16.000 All my life working, I had this dream to build this house.

00:06:20.000 The property was really beautiful.

00:06:23.000 It was on the top of the hill, looking down on this valley.

00:06:27.000 It would have been an amazing place to finally die.

00:06:32.000 This guy was old, man.

00:06:35.000 He was just super bummed out, man.

00:06:38.000 This is a real John Steinbeck story you got.

00:06:40.000 It's all just based on...

00:06:46.000 It's not gold, right?

00:06:47.000 It fluctuates.

00:06:49.000 Companies can go under.

00:06:51.000 The stock market can crash.

00:06:53.000 The money can disappear.

00:06:53.000 It's like, it's not stable.

00:06:56.000 It's a wild gamble.

00:06:58.000 Some would call it Babylonian money magic.

00:07:00.000 But it's so nuts that that's what our economy is based on, instead of actual assets.

00:07:07.000 Let's get crazy about it.

00:07:10.000 But it's so crazy that you can do the meme coin thing where you can just have like, okay, let's just have almost no rules and just go buck wild and have cock coin and have cock coin trading for, you know, $150 a coin.

00:07:23.000 It's a bunch of nerds that some of the nerds are smarter than the other nerds.

00:07:27.000 Yeah. But they all think they're smart and they're not.

00:07:29.000 That's how you get tricked is because on hot tool coin, ask Avi Zill next time he's here, but I'm pretty sure.

00:07:36.000 The people that got scammed thought they were gonna get out early.

00:07:39.000 Like, they had been sold.

00:07:40.000 And I know this has to be illegal.

00:07:42.000 They were sold the idea that they were the initial, you know, whatever, the early bird.

00:07:46.000 Early bird investors.

00:07:47.000 They can't pull the rug on you.

00:07:49.000 And they weren't.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, and they weren't because they had gotten in on the ground floor.

00:07:51.000 So that's why I think that if I had to guess where the big fraud is.

00:07:54.000 But she's like George Foreman with his grill.

00:07:57.000 Like George Foreman didn't make a grill.

00:07:58.000 I told you Howie.

00:07:59.000 She's 22 years old.

00:08:00.000 That girl probably knows almost nothing about the economy. 1.00

00:08:03.000 She's jack shit. 1.00

00:08:03.000 I know almost nothing and she probably knows less than me. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Howie Mandel's son-in-law is the guy behind Hawk Tool Coin.

00:08:09.000 What? I told you last time.

00:08:11.000 His name's DJ something.

00:08:12.000 Did you?

00:08:12.000 DJ at LA.

00:08:13.000 So much information when I talk to you.

00:08:15.000 When I get a text message from you, I always take a deep breath.

00:08:17.000 I know.

00:08:18.000 Well, you sometimes...

00:08:19.000 What do we got?

00:08:20.000 By the way, that thing you were saying, were you just describing the market right now?

00:08:24.000 Yeah. I was just chuckling like, oh, yes, but Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme.

00:08:29.000 Not that shit. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Social Security is the word. 1.00

00:08:32.000 That's the one that we got to tackle.

00:08:34.000 That scheme.

00:08:35.000 Not all the other things such as what you just described pretty well, I think.

00:08:39.000 Okay, so what are the big problems with Social Security?

00:08:41.000 Let's lay it out.

00:08:42.000 As seen by Kurt Metzger.

00:08:43.000 Well, people are going to want it because they paid into it.

00:08:46.000 Entitled. That's a problem, I see.

00:08:49.000 Got to get in there.

00:08:50.000 Dude, why are you...

00:08:53.000 Steve Bannon is 100% right.

00:08:54.000 He said it on Jimmy's show about Trump.

00:08:56.000 Because Trump said he's not going to touch it.

00:08:58.000 All these pricks on both sides want to cut that out.

00:09:02.000 And then they want to have...

00:09:03.000 You should have the freedom to invest into the stock market.

00:09:07.000 Or, like, a 401k.

00:09:08.000 You know the things that sometimes are, like, hawk to a coin that don't pay out?

00:09:12.000 Social Security's never missed a payment to anybody.

00:09:14.000 That's probably to a fault, because I'm sure there is fraud, because it's never missed a payment.

00:09:19.000 So, why don't you go get the fraud out of it, okay?

00:09:25.000 I'm actually, like, irritated thinking about it, because we played Howard Lutnick.

00:09:29.000 Did you ever see that guy, Howard Lutnick?

00:09:30.000 It's Trump's Commerce Secretary, I want to say.

00:09:33.000 Talking to...

00:09:34.000 Who the hell is he talking to about why...

00:09:37.000 He goes, if my mother-in-law, who's 95, didn't get her Social Security tax, she's not going to call and complain.

00:09:43.000 Really? Billionaire guy?

00:09:44.000 Your mother-in-law will be fine.

00:09:45.000 I did hear someone say that.

00:09:47.000 I saw it written down.

00:09:48.000 Great pick, Trump.

00:09:48.000 I didn't see him say it, but there's no way to do that right.

00:09:53.000 To look at that statement the most charitable way.

00:09:56.000 Do you know people are living barely?

00:09:59.000 There's so many people.

00:10:00.000 If you're on Social Security, you're getting a very small amount of money.

00:10:02.000 You're on a very fixed income.

00:10:04.000 Then you're owed. 0.99

00:10:05.000 And if you don't, if you miss a month, that's a big fucking deal, man. 0.98

00:10:08.000 Yeah. And you're old, and you don't need that kind of stress in your life. 0.99

00:10:11.000 You know, if you're old as fuck, and then all of a sudden your Social Security stops, that's fucking terrifying. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Well, you know what the plan is, by these prick oligarchs, what they want is, so first Doge, so just everybody freaking out about Doge, and which, you're such a, like, uninformed. 0.99

00:10:29.000 Doge is not going to be anything.

00:10:30.000 I got news for everybody.

00:10:32.000 That's Thomas Mazze.

00:10:33.000 That guy's who's right.

00:10:34.000 That continuing resolution means everything got funded again until the next time when they're going to do another continuing resolution because they said last time, this is what Massey explains.

00:10:45.000 So everything's funded, plus another $6 billion for the Pentagon.

00:10:49.000 So people are freaking out, but there's nothing cut.

00:10:52.000 But you know what I bet they are going to get to?

00:10:55.000 Your entitlements.

00:10:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:10:58.000 They'll make sure to cut that. 0.95

00:10:59.000 Not Ukraine, not Israel. 0.79

00:11:03.000 Well, they haven't even started with military.

00:11:05.000 But just right now, like the USAID stuff, right?

00:11:08.000 They definitely have cut a lot.

00:11:10.000 That's discretionary.

00:11:11.000 So that just means the money's still in the budget, but I don't know.

00:11:13.000 It'll go all day as real.

00:11:14.000 I have no idea what it means.

00:11:16.000 It's discretionary.

00:11:18.000 Wait a minute.

00:11:18.000 So that means the programs are cut, but the money is still allocated somewhere else?

00:11:23.000 It's still up there in the blob going to whatever.

00:11:25.000 Do you think they really made a Guatemalan gender non-binary musical?

00:11:30.000 No. They didn't.

00:11:31.000 Somebody bought a gun or something.

00:11:32.000 That's what happened.

00:11:33.000 Of course.

00:11:34.000 So literally no change.

00:11:38.000 Was it a genius, though, to call it USAID?

00:11:40.000 Because you have to be for it.

00:11:41.000 It's like Patriot Act.

00:11:42.000 I think this part should be the crime, because it's USAID.

00:11:46.000 But they color the A the same color as the I and the D. Do they? 0.90

00:11:51.000 Yeah, so you think it's USAID. 0.74

00:11:52.000 Oh, that's so dirty.

00:11:53.000 But I didn't know.

00:11:54.000 Is that really how they do it?

00:11:56.000 So see the deception on purpose with that?

00:12:00.000 That's rude.

00:12:01.000 Yeah. That's rude.

00:12:02.000 It's USAID, not that.

00:12:04.000 Wow. More like U.S. AIDS, am I right?

00:12:10.000 From the American people, which is like... 0.99

00:12:14.000 It's so tricky.

00:12:15.000 Oh, good. 1.00

00:12:16.000 Put my name on that evil shit you do. 1.00

00:12:17.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:12:18.000 It's so tricky because USAID just seems like a great name for a real charitable organization.

00:12:25.000 Yeah, it sounds like very American.

00:12:27.000 You know why it sounds so America?

00:12:28.000 Because it's called USAID, but it's not for anyone here.

00:12:32.000 Right, but also you have to support all AIDS. 0.89

00:12:35.000 Okay, if you're not even thinking, like no information in the news at all, if someone tells you, do you want to cut aid, you're a good person.

00:12:44.000 You're gonna say no.

00:12:45.000 Of course we don't want to cut aid.

00:12:47.000 This is U.S. aid.

00:12:48.000 They're gonna cut U.S. aid like, oh my god, where do I sign?

00:12:51.000 I want to stop.

00:12:52.000 We need aid.

00:12:54.000 Everyone needs aid.

00:12:55.000 Okay, but the leaders...

00:12:56.000 See, look, I'm cynical as a guy who's never been in politics.

00:13:00.000 The way these people operate is where they're saying the exact opposite of the thing they just said.

00:13:05.000 That's conscious they're doing that.

00:13:07.000 They're like, that's the game.

00:13:08.000 You've got to just tell a complete lie and go completely back on it.

00:13:11.000 Well, even just calling it USAID when it's the United States Agency for International Development.

00:13:18.000 Yeah. Like, wait a minute.

00:13:20.000 What do you guys do? 0.99

00:13:21.000 How about the Patriot Act when it's the U.S. Department of spying on your dick pics on your phone? 0.99

00:13:26.000 How about that? 0.99

00:13:27.000 Deception. How about all of it?

00:13:30.000 Are we keeping the Patriot Act?

00:13:31.000 I hope that won't be touched.

00:13:33.000 Let's ramp it up.

00:13:33.000 We need a number three.

00:13:34.000 We did!

00:13:35.000 The two is just too weak these days with all the cybersecurity risks.

00:13:38.000 I got great news.

00:13:39.000 Oh, this is my Timber Sycamore shirt.

00:13:41.000 What is that?

00:13:42.000 That's the operation where Obama started, you know, to get rid of Assad, install an Al-Qaeda leader in Syria.

00:13:49.000 Wait a minute.

00:13:50.000 It has a t-shirt?

00:13:51.000 No, I have a charity called Shirts for Kurtz where...

00:13:54.000 I take the names of operations.

00:13:57.000 I go, make me a t-shirt that I will wear around that looks like a band or something.

00:14:02.000 So I got some good...

00:14:03.000 This guy, Fret Pound, his name is, sent this to me.

00:14:05.000 He sent it to the club.

00:14:06.000 So what are you wearing?

00:14:08.000 Timber Sycamore.

00:14:10.000 Classified weapons supply and training program run by the United States Central Intelligence Agency and supported by the United Kingdom and some Arab intelligence services, including Saudi intelligence.

00:14:20.000 The aim of the program was to remove Syrian President Bashar al-Assad from power.

00:14:26.000 Launched in 2012 or 2013, it supplied money, weaponry, and training to Syrian opposition groups fighting Syrian government forces in the Syrian civil war.

00:14:37.000 There's a lot of Syrians in there.

00:14:37.000 That's where we armed al-Qaeda.

00:14:39.000 Any guys watching out there, or gals, if you got any limbs blown off guard in a poppy field for a warlord? 0.96

00:14:45.000 Al-Qaeda, we installed them. 0.99

00:14:47.000 We're back together with them.

00:14:48.000 We're cool again.

00:14:49.000 You don't have to shoot them if you see them.

00:14:51.000 They're not all bad guys.

00:14:52.000 Al-Qaeda?

00:14:53.000 Cut them some slack.

00:14:54.000 What did I send you something earlier today?

00:14:57.000 Oh, I didn't look at it.

00:14:58.000 The Sean Ryan thing?

00:14:59.000 Yeah, about heroin.

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00:15:37.000 That's 10% off at T-E- I brought to light how we are sending $47 million to the Taliban for about a year now.

00:15:55.000 It's more than that.

00:15:56.000 I've mentioned it quite a few times, and I've seen it back before the State Department said they accidentally gave them the money.

00:16:04.000 You know how we left the wrong way and left all our stuff and didn't – we thought it was disabled, but it wasn't? 0.94

00:16:10.000 Well, that's the lithium triangle that Afghanistan is in.

00:16:13.000 So I'm sure that's part of the deal.

00:16:15.000 We give them all our stuff.

00:16:17.000 Hey, they played a good game.

00:16:18.000 Give them some helicopters.

00:16:19.000 And we can train terrorists there because most of the Islamists came from us or Saudis or Israel or Pakistan, most of them. 0.99

00:16:28.000 And we paid them like $100 million out of the State Department.

00:16:32.000 Maybe it was the USA.

00:16:34.000 I don't know.

00:16:35.000 But a dude who showed me a video of it that he had, he wouldn't text it to me.

00:16:40.000 He was, like, scared to text it to me.

00:16:41.000 But this guy used to be an international press pass.

00:16:43.000 He showed me a video of these Taliban guys.

00:16:45.000 They made, like, a fort out of American money.

00:16:48.000 They made, like, way more than a chest-eye wall of money.

00:16:54.000 Jesus Christ.

00:16:54.000 And so he wouldn't send it to me.

00:16:56.000 But then two weeks later...

00:16:58.000 It comes out in the news that they accidentally...

00:17:01.000 So they slipped in that they gave it to them.

00:17:04.000 But they have lithium there, because that's the name of the game.

00:17:07.000 Right? I'm going to send you this Sean Ryan thing, Jamie.

00:17:12.000 So he's right about that.

00:17:14.000 Sorry for the long pause earlier.

00:17:15.000 I was trying to figure something out.

00:17:18.000 So he's right what he's saying, but I'm like, you weren't aware of this earlier, Sean?

00:17:22.000 As a guy that ran a cartel.

00:17:24.000 Or whatever.

00:17:25.000 That's where he came from.

00:17:26.000 He's in Columbia running a drug network.

00:17:28.000 They don't just let Americans do that unless they're like, you know, come on. 1.00

00:17:34.000 Well, he was openly working for the government, right?

00:17:37.000 When he was doing that?

00:17:39.000 Oh, you don't think he was selling the drugs on behalf of the government?

00:17:42.000 I don't know what he's even admitted to doing.

00:17:45.000 By the way, I really like this guy.

00:17:47.000 I know you have issues with him.

00:17:48.000 I don't have any personal issues with him.

00:17:50.000 I like him a lot.

00:17:50.000 Well, I don't have any personal issues.

00:17:52.000 I don't want to say that. 1.00

00:17:53.000 He's a killer.

00:17:54.000 There's guys that get into the military, start working for the government, become agency people, get hired to do jobs all over the world, and I know a bunch of them.

00:18:06.000 And they're some of the most interesting people I've ever met in my life.

00:18:08.000 100%. But they don't agree with the way things are being run.

00:18:13.000 And if they've done that, and then they step out, and then they start talking about it like Sean Ryan.

00:18:17.000 You gotta kind of like...

00:18:19.000 That makes total sense.

00:18:20.000 Yeah. Everything you're saying is perfectly reasonable.

00:18:22.000 Now I remember when the Tesla, the guy who blew up his own Tesla outside of Elon's...

00:18:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:29.000 He had this like skull and he was like, oh, we just got word that I got this email.

00:18:34.000 And then all of a sudden, next thing he's in another...

00:18:36.000 And we're not talking about it no more.

00:18:37.000 That's very oppy.

00:18:39.000 Well, it is.

00:18:40.000 But you know what's also?

00:18:41.000 It also could be...

00:18:42.000 If you don't...

00:18:44.000 Like, how long has Sean Ryan been doing a show?

00:18:47.000 I don't know.

00:18:48.000 He came out of nowhere.

00:18:49.000 One thing that does happen is you get duped.

00:18:52.000 You know, we've been duped before.

00:18:54.000 I've had people on the podcast where I'm like, this guy's kind of a con artist.

00:18:58.000 Like, you get duped.

00:18:59.000 And you get duped with stories.

00:19:02.000 You get duped.

00:19:02.000 People send you stuff that's not real.

00:19:04.000 They send you down these rabbit holes that are stupid. 1.00

00:19:07.000 If you're not seasoned... 1.00

00:19:10.000 And I'm still fucking up all the time. 0.93

00:19:12.000 But if you haven't done a lot of these kind of podcasts where you're talking about controversial issues, sometimes you say something that's not totally accurate. 0.92

00:19:21.000 Or maybe the people that are telling you the information aren't who they say they are.

00:19:26.000 Maybe you're being purposely fed misinformation. 0.97

00:19:28.000 It's fucking hard to figure it out sometimes. 0.98

00:19:31.000 It is for me. 0.98

00:19:32.000 Now, I'm just saying.

00:19:33.000 But what was proven about the letter, right?

00:19:37.000 So the dude wrote a letter, correct?

00:19:39.000 Or was it an email?

00:19:40.000 What was it?

00:19:42.000 There's some writing that he was talking about.

00:19:44.000 Oh, about how somebody, was it Iran or China or somebody?

00:19:49.000 It was like with the drone.

00:19:50.000 Right, it had something to do with the Jersey drone situation, right?

00:19:53.000 Yeah, which I'm guessing is Palmer Luckey's outfit, not China.

00:19:57.000 My guess, Palmer Luckey.

00:19:58.000 That's swarm drones.

00:19:59.000 It's something to see how you deal with it.

00:20:01.000 Nobody cares.

00:20:02.000 It's hard to trust super smart dudes who wear flip-flops on podcasts. 0.93

00:20:06.000 I saw him with the flip-flops and I was like, this guy's too crazy.

00:20:09.000 I trust that he has some clearance.

00:20:10.000 He's making drones and he doesn't even want to have shoes on. 0.77

00:20:13.000 I might be wrong, but I think his initial start, because he went through some bullshit where he was trying to sell the military something kind of like a robot truck that puts out fires, which you need. 0.98

00:20:24.000 That's crazy. 0.89

00:20:24.000 But they don't want stuff to, you know, it's the military. 0.89

00:20:26.000 He sounds like a guy in a Spider-Man.

00:20:29.000 Comic book that like is a reluctant hero like he was a bad guy doing bad things.

00:20:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:20:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:36.000 It's like a hacker they caught and they're like now you work for us.

00:20:39.000 It's just like imagine that's your specialty is making awesome weaponry. 0.94

00:20:44.000 Yeah, well you're gonna want to do what you what you do I guess right like if you're a comic you want to tell jokes if you're a guy who makes awesome weaponry you want to fuck around and find out I mean as a comic you use murder language to talk about it Right? 0.94

00:20:58.000 Yes. Like, this was gonna kill. 0.97

00:21:00.000 Yeah, he crushed it. 0.63

00:21:01.000 This was gonna cavitate the back of your head out when I tell you about... 1.00

00:21:04.000 Goddamn, man. 0.99

00:21:07.000 It's like... 0.99

00:21:08.000 Well, look, I was just...

00:21:09.000 Sean's show, he's had a few people on where I was like, I don't know, dude.

00:21:13.000 I don't know about this guy.

00:21:14.000 I think Joe McMonigo...

00:21:15.000 But I've had a few people on like that.

00:21:17.000 I've had a few people on where I was like, I don't know about this guy.

00:21:21.000 I'm not going off, because I don't believe anything.

00:21:23.000 I just want to hear a new story that doesn't make me bored, because I heard a lot of stories, you know?

00:21:27.000 That's all.

00:21:27.000 Right. So, what happens then, if you tell me something new I haven't heard, I'll remember it, because I go, oh, that's interesting.

00:21:33.000 I forget boring things, and I remember everything that's interesting to me.

00:21:36.000 So later, when I'm looking at news stuff on, sidekicking on Jimmy, or whatever, now I have all this, it's just the way you write jokes.

00:21:44.000 Like, I have a, I could cross-reference.

00:21:46.000 I need as much data as I could get.

00:21:48.000 About every single thing, you know?

00:21:50.000 Right. So that I can make connections.

00:21:51.000 That's just for joke writing.

00:21:53.000 Any kind of writing.

00:21:55.000 So you have to analyze stuff.

00:21:57.000 So I just go off the old, you know, a tree by its fruits, right?

00:22:01.000 The Bible saying, I think it's a correct saying. 1.00

00:22:05.000 If I know the truth about certain current events, and I'm watching, and I know your background, that you should know this or that.

00:22:12.000 And maybe you don't, though.

00:22:13.000 I allow for that.

00:22:14.000 I'm just saying I've seen a bunch of people.

00:22:16.000 That woman who was like, ISIS is back, and Iran is here. 0.99

00:22:21.000 Who was that woman? 1.00

00:22:23.000 The CIA lady.

00:22:24.000 That's a bad impression, by the way.

00:22:25.000 I didn't know who you were talking about.

00:22:27.000 It was my impression of how she was talking about ISIS.

00:22:30.000 So it was when the Tesla truck blew up.

00:22:32.000 I've been making jokes about it because, hey guys, ISIS is back and no one cares. 0.82

00:22:36.000 Let's pause for a second.

00:22:37.000 And what did the guy say?

00:22:39.000 Because let's find that note.

00:22:41.000 No, no, the guy who blew himself up, the Tesla truck.

00:22:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:43.000 We never got to that.

00:22:44.000 Oh, nice, Jamie.

00:22:45.000 There it is.

00:22:46.000 It says, first off, I am not under duress or hostile influence or control.

00:22:50.000 My first car was a 2006 Black Ford Mustang V6 for verification.

00:22:57.000 We've done this before, Jamie, so we've read this all out, and the Mustang's not correct.

00:23:02.000 That's part of the problem, right?

00:23:04.000 That might be a signal, though.

00:23:05.000 They were saying that that could just be a code.

00:23:07.000 Oh, right, which is why you would say that in that way.

00:23:11.000 Yeah. Right, that would be a way you could...

00:23:14.000 Yeah, that makes sense, actually.

00:23:16.000 But why would you do that if this is going to be a public thing?

00:23:19.000 I don't know that it was meant to be public, but there's...

00:23:22.000 FBI, I guess, verified that it was from him.

00:23:25.000 They didn't verify the content.

00:23:26.000 They just said, we know that he sent it.

00:23:28.000 Right. So who did he send it to?

00:23:30.000 Look at this.

00:23:30.000 This guy named Shoemate, who is a guy who does an Instagram account that talks about military stuff.

00:23:36.000 I don't know if he's a whistleblower officially, but he had a big military account on Instagram. 0.97

00:23:41.000 So this level of bullshit, it was bewildering when I read this. 0.99

00:23:44.000 This was about drones blaming China. 0.99

00:23:46.000 Now I remember, because I had a joke about it.

00:23:48.000 Did China send the drones because of all of this? 0.99

00:23:50.000 And then he does the Chinese spy balloon bullshit. 0.99

00:23:54.000 If a Chinese spy balloon, you know, they made up all these little details after the fact. 0.98

00:23:58.000 There's actually an article where military goes, it's more than likely not a spy balloon.

00:24:02.000 It got from mainland China, a big white balloon.

00:24:05.000 This is China on it. 0.68

00:24:07.000 We got over all our bases in the Pacific, which if you look at the map of how many bases we have, it looks like a sex offender registry.

00:24:15.000 Okay? All our balloon sensing equipment, I assume, from the trillions of dollars they just lose making our amazing force, got past them to Billings, Montana.

00:24:24.000 No, that was an actual balloon.

00:24:25.000 There was unseasonable.

00:24:27.000 I believe the simpler explanation of the unseasonable winds blew a balloon into Billings, Montana.

00:24:35.000 And that's why Biden didn't shoot it down.

00:24:37.000 We've had this happen many times when those balloons.

00:24:40.000 Then they go, oh, maybe we shot down two more balloons.

00:24:43.000 It might be UFOs. 1.00

00:24:44.000 Remember that bullshit? 1.00

00:24:45.000 Yeah. So, as soon as you hear all the nonsense coming out, you're like, what is this? 1.00

00:24:50.000 So, the balloon was just that, a weather balloon.

00:24:52.000 They all know it.

00:24:54.000 Remember, like, Biden, why didn't you shoot down this balloon?

00:24:56.000 It's a spy balloon.

00:24:58.000 Yeah, he purposely left the spy balloon to spy on us. 1.00

00:25:04.000 It's such bullshit. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Wait a minute, what do you think the spy balloon was? 1.00

00:25:08.000 A balloon.

00:25:10.000 But it had electronics on it.

00:25:11.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:25:13.000 Yo, if you look at Zillow, I'm pretty sure it body scans your whole fucking face. 1.00

00:25:17.000 Does it? 1.00

00:25:18.000 What do you mean?

00:25:18.000 My girl likes to look at houses on Zillow.

00:25:20.000 Dude, your phone, the way it's used to track you is unbelievable.

00:25:24.000 And amateurs, that's how we... 0.99

00:25:26.000 I'm pretty sure the Bernie and AOC rallies where I'm like, there's no way that many people are going to see these losers. 0.97

00:25:32.000 Well, that's a fact.

00:25:34.000 But they tracked the phones of the people, and then they knew the same people kept going to the same Bernie and AOC concert.

00:25:40.000 They were going there, and they were also going to Kamala Harris rallies, and they were going to a bunch of other different left-wing protests.

00:25:50.000 That's a thing.

00:25:51.000 People get paid to be Democrat.

00:25:53.000 They get paid.

00:25:54.000 It's a real job.

00:25:55.000 Like, you can get real money, much more money than you make working at McDonald's to just show up and grab a sign and get in the stands.

00:26:03.000 And so you can get 24,000 people.

00:26:06.000 You know, you have to pay them.

00:26:07.000 But if you do, they'll go.

00:26:09.000 And you can just keep doing that if you have an insane amount of money.

00:26:14.000 Yeah, well, that's what they've been doing for a while, ever since the tea party. 0.99

00:26:18.000 Look at the fucking, the amount of money that she spent on that campaign. 1.00

00:26:21.000 She ran a great campaign. 1.00

00:26:22.000 You gotta admit that.

00:26:23.000 It was pretty rock tight.

00:26:25.000 What was the total?

00:26:26.000 Every Diddy suspect.

00:26:29.000 Beyonce, not singing, just talking.

00:26:32.000 Yeah. Great commercials, reaching out to men. 0.93

00:26:35.000 Not going on your show, going on the caller, I think that's Hawk to his mom, Caller Daddy.

00:26:41.000 Great job, guys.

00:26:42.000 And she lost the cherry on top of that great campaign.

00:26:46.000 Well, what was really funny was afterwards they were asking for money.

00:26:50.000 After it's over.

00:26:51.000 Like, how?

00:26:52.000 Why didn't you save some?

00:26:53.000 Dude, they did that after Roe v. 0.95

00:26:54.000 Wade to the Democrats.

00:26:55.000 Yeah, they did immediately.

00:26:56.000 Right after.

00:26:56.000 Immediately. Donate.

00:26:57.000 Which is like...

00:26:58.000 Donate to the Democratic Party.

00:26:59.000 We're going to protect Roe v. 0.95

00:27:00.000 Wade. Screaming about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who always thought Roe v. 0.59

00:27:03.000 Wade should be overturned on illegal reasons.

00:27:06.000 Because it's a bad, in her mind, but bad ruling.

00:27:09.000 Katie Couric edits out her real feelings out of the book, you know?

00:27:11.000 There's really no way other than AI judges.

00:27:15.000 AI judges.

00:27:16.000 AI government.

00:27:18.000 That's the only way.

00:27:19.000 It's the only way.

00:27:20.000 Who's going to program God?

00:27:21.000 Who's going to program that God that I can believe in?

00:27:24.000 Muslims? It better not be Muslims. 1.00

00:27:26.000 We're going to allow it to program itself. 0.99

00:27:28.000 Oh. Well, I bet you that something like that has happened several times.

00:27:33.000 Well, it's going to happen.

00:27:35.000 I don't know if it has happened.

00:27:36.000 Why do you think it has happened?

00:27:37.000 Because all these, like, all these, like, elite, you know, they go, oh, who's the secret elite running?

00:27:45.000 Right. Well, here's a clue, and I don't know if this is an obvious clue.

00:27:49.000 You know how we still have royalty everywhere?

00:27:52.000 You know, by definition, a bloodline that should be over you that for some reason we're obsessed with here in America where we rebelled.

00:28:00.000 People fight over Snow White. 1.00

00:28:04.000 The Bavarian fairy tale to inculcate you with bloodline shit. 1.00

00:28:09.000 And then people are mad at the big head girl that... 1.00

00:28:12.000 What's her fucking name? 1.00

00:28:13.000 That she looks like a mothership alien. 1.00

00:28:15.000 The Snow White they got.

00:28:16.000 The Puerto Rican Snow White. 0.85

00:28:17.000 Jesus Christ!

00:28:18.000 I'm forgetting her name.

00:28:19.000 Jesus Christ!

00:28:20.000 I did not know where you were going there.

00:28:22.000 You know, I...

00:28:23.000 Yes. The young lady.

00:28:25.000 So when it first came...

00:28:25.000 What's her name?

00:28:26.000 Rachel? Yeah, so now if you notice the spin on it, they're putting it all on her.

00:28:30.000 I mean, I'm sure she sucks, but she is very young. 1.00

00:28:33.000 She's a fucking kid, right? 1.00

00:28:35.000 She didn't write that script though, right? 1.00

00:28:36.000 And I don't think she made the no dwarves decisions.

00:28:38.000 That was Sir Peter Dinklage.

00:28:41.000 Well, that was crazy, right?

00:28:44.000 Do you know when they did the original Snow White?

00:28:47.000 I was listening to Cody Tucker on Instagram.

00:28:49.000 He was talking about this.

00:28:50.000 When they did the original version of The Wizard of Oz, they couldn't get dwarves because they'd all been killed by the Nazis. 0.92

00:29:03.000 They had to bring them in to film things.

00:29:06.000 Wait, okay, hold on.

00:29:08.000 Where did they film this?

00:29:10.000 God, I want to say...

00:29:12.000 Find out where The Wizard of Oz was filmed.

00:29:14.000 Wait, so the American dwarves were killed by the Nazis?

00:29:17.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:29:19.000 They didn't film it in America.

00:29:20.000 They filmed it in, like, Bavaria.

00:29:23.000 And there was no dwarves. 0.99

00:29:24.000 They didn't want to pay Union dwarves. 0.99

00:29:27.000 The Nazis had killed them all.

00:29:29.000 No one talks about that, apparently. 0.98

00:29:31.000 But that was a thing, that they killed all of them.

00:29:34.000 I find that surprising with their supposed love of German folklore that they would attack the luckiest creatures. 0.99

00:29:41.000 Or Cody was incorrect.

00:29:43.000 Maybe he's right, though.

00:29:44.000 I think it's not exactly that way.

00:29:48.000 Hold on, though.

00:29:49.000 If the Nazis, like, if they wanted to create a master race, you'd have to imagine that, like, mentally handicapped people, all those type, they probably have pretty brutal measures for dealing with that. 0.97

00:30:01.000 Well, I know they did because they, as you know, copied them from us where we started that first.

00:30:06.000 What? We started that?

00:30:08.000 Yeah. Eugenics is from America. 1.00

00:30:11.000 All the things are from America.

00:30:12.000 Or England.

00:30:14.000 All the things.

00:30:15.000 You think of Nazis as some, like, an Al-Qaeda that somebody funded because it worked out for them at the time until it didn't work out.

00:30:22.000 It's like constant gain of function, right?

00:30:26.000 Gain of function government.

00:30:28.000 That's a great line.

00:30:31.000 Gain of function government.

00:30:32.000 Hey, what if we make it more deadly?

00:30:34.000 Oh no, you guys gotta be locked down because we cocked up some virus.

00:30:38.000 Carol recalled that some of the Munchkins were German-born actors who performed throughout Europe in a midget troupe booked by showman Leo Singer who arranged to bring them to the United States for filming.

00:30:47.000 The Wizard of Oz allowed the actors to escape as Nazis began to extend their reach across Europe in the late 1930s.

00:30:53.000 Well, when did they do the Wizard of Oz?

00:30:58.000 Dude, you just reminded me.

00:31:01.000 They were already killing people.

00:31:03.000 You just reminded me of something great.

00:31:06.000 Okay. So this is one of my favorite historical...

00:31:10.000 So you know how back in the day, Jeffrey Hudson.

00:31:15.000 Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson?

00:31:17.000 The Queen's Dwarf in England? 0.93

00:31:20.000 So back in the day...

00:31:21.000 Let me just see the year here.

00:31:23.000 From 1619 to 1682.

00:31:26.000 He lived kind of long, I guess.

00:31:28.000 Anyway, back then, royalty would collect dwarves, or if you were really fat because you had some glam problem, there's a girl in Spain like that, and someone discovered you, royals would keep you in a menagerie.

00:31:44.000 Like, ooh, a dwarf!

00:31:45.000 And you'd be like her dwarf. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Like a Paris Hilton dog.

00:31:50.000 So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson, I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie.

00:31:58.000 I mean, they didn't bake it, but they put him in a pie.

00:32:00.000 Okay? So she presented this gigantic pie.

00:32:04.000 He jumps out and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it.

00:32:07.000 I think he belonged to another noble family.

00:32:09.000 It's like, well, you could have him.

00:32:10.000 So then he became her dwarf, and he had a little sword. 0.79

00:32:14.000 One of her relatives would disguise himself as a poor person and go...

00:32:19.000 Jesus Christ.

00:32:22.000 That laugh.

00:32:24.000 Look at it.

00:32:24.000 My voice is gone from yelling at hobos.

00:32:27.000 Look at him there.

00:32:28.000 And there he is with the queen walking him.

00:32:30.000 You gotta take care of him, you know?

00:32:31.000 Jesus Christ.

00:32:32.000 Probably a better life than a full-size adult back then, you know?

00:32:36.000 Imagine trying to be a jester back then and walk the line between knowing what's across the line, where the king's gonna cut your hand off.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, well, if you're this guy and you just jumped out of a pie, the king will let you say all kinds of stuff.

00:32:49.000 It's like a fun roast.

00:32:50.000 I think the world was way more like Game of Thrones than we tend to believe.

00:32:55.000 He based it on history.

00:32:57.000 He based all that stuff on real history.

00:32:59.000 Probably the dragon part.

00:33:01.000 Sorry, Joy Behar.

00:33:03.000 I wonder about the dragon part.

00:33:05.000 Well, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:06.000 So, this dude, one of her relatives or something, he stayed with them and the guy would pretend to be a poor person in the street and he would bring Jeffrey with him, okay?

00:33:15.000 And then do, like, an act.

00:33:17.000 And, like, he would sit down and he would have these...

00:33:19.000 He would have, like, a big loaf of bread and then he would make them into a sandwich.

00:33:24.000 That's one of his...

00:33:28.000 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:33:29.000 He would have them in his pocket, and then he would get out bread, and then he would climb in and make a sandwich, and people loved it.

00:33:35.000 I mean, I love it just thinking about it.

00:33:36.000 I went down a dragon rabbit hole the other day on YouTube.

00:33:39.000 Okay, this is the last thing, though, and this is important.

00:33:41.000 That little guy?

00:33:42.000 Yeah. So he started getting a big head, okay?

00:33:45.000 Oh, no.

00:33:46.000 Yeah, like the classic Howard Stern whack pack kind of development, right?

00:33:51.000 And he got captured by pirates.

00:33:54.000 He has a crazy life.

00:33:55.000 But he had a little sword.

00:33:57.000 Like, they made him a sword for himself.

00:33:59.000 And somebody said something to Queen, and he challenged him to a duel.

00:34:03.000 There's a guy, okay?

00:34:05.000 They had pistols back then.

00:34:07.000 It was like the single-shot pistol duel.

00:34:08.000 And so the guy brought a water gun.

00:34:12.000 The other guy was like, I'm going to fight a... 0.99

00:34:15.000 The Queen's Dwarf.

00:34:18.000 And he brought a real gun because he came to, you know, he came for the fate. 0.58

00:34:23.000 He came and shot the guy with a real gun.

00:34:25.000 The other guy had a squirt gun that he shot.

00:34:27.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:34:28.000 And I'll bet Jeffrey Hudson was like, I'm glad I killed you, motherfucker. 1.00

00:34:32.000 You brought a squirt gun on top of it? 1.00

00:34:34.000 You know, like, that's a guy really not taking you seriously to your duel if he brought a water pistol.

00:34:39.000 You think, like, my little fingers can't pull a trigger?

00:34:41.000 That's how I would take it.

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00:36:02.000 Well, that's how stupid people were back then. 0.98

00:36:04.000 He had completely dismissed that guy in every way to the point where he didn't even think he would be able to shoot him. 1.00

00:36:11.000 Like, how stupid is that? 1.00

00:36:13.000 It's cruel. 1.00

00:36:14.000 Because that's like a kind of a cruel thing where you're like...

00:36:17.000 You want to squirt him in the face and everybody laughs.

00:36:19.000 Like, okay, dude. 0.78

00:36:21.000 The guy's treating him like the Queen's little dog.

00:36:23.000 He might have said something to that effect or something.

00:36:26.000 Okay, but even a dog, you would be like, come on, as a dog, don't be, like, antagonizing the dog.

00:36:31.000 So even if this guy's not affording humanity to Jeffrey Hudson, you know, like, by the terms of a dog, he wasn't being cool.

00:36:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:39.000 Like, he was being, like, a cruel, you know, it's a pompous aristocrat.

00:36:42.000 That's how they are.

00:36:44.000 They don't think it could happen to them.

00:36:45.000 Let me get this straight.

00:36:46.000 Did they use dwarves in Snow White, but they just didn't call them dwarves?

00:36:51.000 Is that what it was?

00:36:52.000 So dwarves? 0.84

00:36:53.000 And dwarves are two different things. 1.00

00:36:55.000 What? Yes, I've learned this.

00:36:57.000 No way.

00:36:57.000 It's not a plural?

00:36:58.000 I'm researching for this podcast.

00:37:01.000 Dwarfs is not plural?

00:37:02.000 Right. So dwarfs, I don't know which one is which, I forget, but one is the fantasy kind, which are magical creatures and not human beings. 0.97

00:37:11.000 Right. And the other kind, one is Tolkien came up with it.

00:37:14.000 Oh, one is dwarf and one is dwarf.

00:37:17.000 Dwarf, the plural, dwarfs.

00:37:18.000 Is that it, Jamie?

00:37:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:21.000 F is dwarfs, is mythical folklore.

00:37:24.000 Oh, that's what it is.

00:37:26.000 Okay, and then I did a tell one time.

00:37:27.000 He goes, do you know about dwarves, the war midget? 1.00

00:37:34.000 That's what they were in The Hobbit.

00:37:36.000 Hold on now.

00:37:36.000 But he's talking about dwarfs.

00:37:38.000 I mean, dwarf is folklore, according to Wikipedia.

00:37:46.000 Yeah, so I don't know which one's which, but dwarves is plural.

00:37:49.000 Why would it be the same?

00:37:51.000 There's also dwarves with an F, I swear to God. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Well, there's dwarfism.

00:37:55.000 No, no, dwarves. 0.71

00:37:56.000 Right, but how crazy is it that there's a folklore version?

00:38:00.000 Did they have magic powers?

00:38:02.000 I'm not.

00:38:03.000 Did the folklore versions have magic powers, or were they just dwarves?

00:38:06.000 I imagine that they're probably based on the real life...

00:38:09.000 People that they then magicked up because my evidence is like Snow White itself.

00:38:13.000 It says this type of supernatural being in Germanic folklore.

00:38:17.000 Accounts of dwarves vary significantly throughout history.

00:38:21.000 Dwarfs vary significantly throughout history.

00:38:24.000 They are commonly but not exclusively presented as living in the mountains or stones and being skilled craftsmen.

00:38:31.000 Huh. And only males.

00:38:33.000 So dwarfs with an F is the fantasy one.

00:38:36.000 Okay. And they're all men.

00:38:38.000 So dwarfs are all a bunch of gay guys. 1.00

00:38:40.000 Yeah. Little tiny gay guys hanging out waiting for that lady to show up. 1.00

00:38:44.000 Well, they originally were. 0.95

00:38:44.000 It was like seven non-binaries or something. 0.95

00:38:46.000 But here's the question.

00:38:47.000 For the new movie, what did they do?

00:38:49.000 Because what I had heard was that they CGI'd things in there.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, look at them.

00:38:53.000 Look how bad it looks.

00:38:54.000 Can I see what it looks like? 1.00

00:38:57.000 I don't like fucking pop-ups. 0.99

00:38:59.000 Is there a video? 0.98

00:39:01.000 A lot of people make videos about why the CGI seems worse than when it first came out, and that's because these studios are working people.

00:39:08.000 Disney's notorious.

00:39:09.000 Disney's one of the worst companies ever existed.

00:39:10.000 Wait a second, see what it looks like?

00:39:11.000 Let's see what it looks like.

00:39:15.000 Thank you.

00:39:18.000 It might be a big reveal. 0.88

00:39:20.000 It kind of sucks that... 0.97

00:39:24.000 A kid gets put into the position like that where they're talking about politics and talking about... 0.97

00:39:30.000 Look, if you put your kids in auditions, you are trafficking your children, so you know.

00:39:34.000 Oh, wow, that does look bad.

00:39:37.000 Oh, it doesn't look real at all.

00:39:39.000 Yeah, and then they do all the work while she dances around being a leader or whatever. 1.00

00:39:43.000 The script was screwed from the start.

00:39:44.000 Wait, how much did this cost?

00:39:45.000 You should get doged looking at this movie.

00:39:49.000 They spent $250 million making that movie?

00:39:52.000 But imagine you spent $250 million and you get some young girl and you don't kind of talk to her about like, hey, you know, don't get political.

00:40:01.000 You're young.

00:40:02.000 And I know you have opinions about things, but this should be just about the movie.

00:40:07.000 Well, just to defend Big Head Girl, let me tell you something. 1.00

00:40:10.000 The message of the movie is to be that bitch. 1.00

00:40:13.000 That's the message that they wrote a script that's telling girls, I don't need nobody to tell me. 1.00

00:40:18.000 I'm a 20-year-old girl, so obviously I should rub my mouth all the time.

00:40:21.000 That's the theme of the new Snow White.

00:40:23.000 No, really?

00:40:24.000 Yes. It's not the same story?

00:40:27.000 No. So now they've put it all on her.

00:40:31.000 Now they've failed.

00:40:32.000 Here's what happened.

00:40:33.000 She made the cardinal error of saying free Palestine on Twitter.

00:40:37.000 So she could say all that men are bad and it's this and that, but once you do that... 0.52

00:40:42.000 Now, they've put the entire weight of the failure upon her.

00:40:46.000 When really, it's like making Jimmy Fallon apologize for doing a Chris Rock impression when Lauren and a team of lawyers and consultants decided if it was okay the amount of brown they put on him to simulate Chris Rock.

00:40:59.000 You think Jimmy Fallon made that call?

00:41:01.000 But he's got to sit there and apologize to a white... 0.86

00:41:04.000 Robin DiAngelo comes on.

00:41:05.000 I'm not watching this.

00:41:07.000 Am I dreaming?

00:41:08.000 And he's like, he's clearly drunk and I don't blame him.

00:41:11.000 And he's like, thanks so much for coming on.

00:41:12.000 She goes, you see Jimmy, this weird nun lady, is like giving him a lecture. 1.00

00:41:17.000 Did you ever see her in that Matt Walsh movie?

00:41:20.000 Did you see Am I Racist?

00:41:22.000 No. It's fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:41:24.000 I know she, I know about, we put her in Preztrek, the thing I made with Kyle, the Star Trek of Biden. 0.98

00:41:31.000 In Am I Racist, Matt, didn't he get her to give someone money for reparations?

00:41:38.000 Yeah. Didn't that happen?

00:41:40.000 Did you see the movie?

00:41:41.000 No, but I saw...

00:41:42.000 He's a fake academic who's talking to her, and he's like a fake woke guy with like a fake ponytail. 1.00

00:41:48.000 And, you know, he gets her to say the most ridiculous shit. 1.00

00:41:52.000 It's so funny. 1.00

00:41:53.000 Because her money depends on it. 0.81

00:41:54.000 And he said something interesting I saw him talking about, which is the reason...

00:41:58.000 Because why would these people sit here and...

00:42:00.000 He used to say about The Daily Show, why would they sit there and be on the thing?

00:42:03.000 And he goes, oh, they're aware, but they want the plug.

00:42:07.000 Do you understand? 1.00

00:42:08.000 Their demographic wants to see them be stupid, and they're going to defend them no matter what, so it don't matter. 1.00

00:42:15.000 Why they would sit there and be part of that. 1.00

00:42:17.000 She didn't have any idea that that's what it was.

00:42:19.000 She thought they were doing some kind of a documentary on race from a woke perspective.

00:42:26.000 Look at what he says about it.

00:42:28.000 I would have to ask him what the premise was that he set up.

00:42:31.000 The other lady. 0.96

00:42:32.000 The lady with the colored hair that he kept asking about.

00:42:35.000 That was what is a woman, not the race one. 1.00

00:42:37.000 Yeah, that's a totally different documentary.

00:42:38.000 I think it's the same thing.

00:42:40.000 Because I saw this on Sasha's show, like an absurd situation.

00:42:44.000 If these people are like, my job is I'm this thing, they automatically go into it. 0.95

00:42:49.000 It's funny to make her follow her own stupid thing like that, but she's like, she benefits by, even if she looks dumb in it, anyone that believes in that stuff is not going to fault her in that seat. 0.97

00:43:00.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:43:01.000 They're not going to look at it and say, it's funny. 0.99

00:43:02.000 They're going to go, what a jerk you are to put her in that position of having to live up to the thing she says she thinks is real. 1.00

00:43:08.000 That's why Kamala couldn't be here. 0.99

00:43:10.000 Because you're going to just ask her, oh, I want to get to know her.

00:43:14.000 That's not allowed.

00:43:15.000 That is not going to happen.

00:43:17.000 The people that liked her, they like her because she never said anything.

00:43:20.000 They find that savvy and smart to never let people know what you think because that's how they advanced in their careers because the whole thing is the ultimate pyramid scheme is cowardice and turning a blind eye at all times.

00:43:32.000 Yeah, but therein lies the problem. 0.99

00:43:34.000 Because after a while, the person, no matter who they are, whatever job you're in, if they treat you like you're the boss, you start to think you know what the fuck you're doing. 0.95

00:43:42.000 And she was treated like she was the boss for, you know, many, many years. 0.99

00:43:47.000 And during that time, some people got her to say some crazy shit. 0.98

00:43:51.000 Like when she was talking about certain things or she really didn't have information about it. 0.99

00:43:55.000 She was just rambling circles. 1.00

00:43:56.000 Kamala. Oh, do you mean when she described what's happening in Ukraine?

00:43:59.000 Exactly. So, basically Russia's a large... 0.52

00:44:02.000 Ukraine's a small country.

00:44:03.000 Yeah, like, what?

00:44:04.000 Oh, it's the Ukraine.

00:44:05.000 Remember how they said it's Ukraine and not the Ukraine?

00:44:07.000 Is it the Ukraine?

00:44:08.000 Yeah, it means the borderlands. 0.53

00:44:10.000 So, that's some marketing crap where we don't want people thinking it's just the borderlands.

00:44:15.000 This is a legit thing. 0.88

00:44:18.000 But I always wondered with Kamala Harris, like, I've seen her talk before and she's hilarious. 0.97

00:44:22.000 I think some people just fucking clam up when they get in front of a camera and when they know the whole world's watching and they know there's a lot of pressure and if they fucked up a bunch of times before. 0.95

00:44:31.000 Like, to be good at public speaking under pressure, you have to have a lot of reps in. 0.99

00:44:36.000 You gotta do it a long time.

00:44:37.000 She's running for president? 1.00

00:44:38.000 I understand.

00:44:39.000 Wendy Williams would have been better. 0.94

00:44:41.000 I understand.

00:44:42.000 She has charisma, Wendy Williams.

00:44:43.000 But I always wonder, like, what is important?

00:44:47.000 About being a president.

00:44:49.000 Power. Is it the ability to communicate or is it the ability to rationally assess what needs to be done and what sacrifices have to be made and what's the right direction for everything to go in?

00:45:00.000 That's the most important thing.

00:45:01.000 I'll tell you what it is.

00:45:02.000 But it's weird how much we rely on charisma and likability and the ability to form sentences in an eloquent manner.

00:45:14.000 That's impressive.

00:45:16.000 Even though that's only one aspect of what it would be.

00:45:19.000 The most important aspect of being a president, I would think, would be rational, be able to make decisions that are very difficult, know the correct direction, and be selfless.

00:45:29.000 You're doing this for the country.

00:45:30.000 That's the best version that we could think of as a president.

00:45:33.000 That's what you have to look like, but what you have to be good at is looking like you're that.

00:45:37.000 All those things.

00:45:39.000 Take orders from the people who are in charge of you.

00:45:42.000 That's how it's run ever since they killed Kennedy, but probably before then.

00:45:45.000 Wow, I think that was true.

00:45:49.000 That's the coup.

00:45:50.000 You know the deep state term?

00:45:51.000 Peter Dale Scott.

00:45:53.000 He's a leftist Berkeley professor. 0.99

00:45:55.000 What is this fucking thing that I keep hearing that there's a video of Lee Harvey Oswald? 0.99

00:46:00.000 Oh, Luna. 0.99

00:46:01.000 That's that chick. 1.00

00:46:01.000 Luna said it. 1.00

00:46:02.000 She said that there was a video of Lee Harvey Oswald.

00:46:04.000 NBC has it.

00:46:05.000 NBC has it.

00:46:06.000 Where he's like in front of the car or something.

00:46:07.000 And did Oliver Stone tell her this?

00:46:09.000 I read that on X. Look, if true, it's explosive.

00:46:15.000 You know, I sent Jamie a video.

00:46:17.000 But how could it possibly be true?

00:46:21.000 That seems like one of those things where why would NBC hold on to that?

00:46:25.000 I ain't seen that.

00:46:25.000 Dave, what's his name?

00:46:26.000 Grush guy around.

00:46:27.000 All these people have these amazing if trues.

00:46:29.000 He's got a life.

00:46:30.000 He doesn't have to be on TV all day.

00:46:33.000 What's going on with that?

00:46:36.000 Well, it's one thing at a time.

00:46:38.000 I'm wrangling.

00:46:39.000 One thing at a time.

00:46:41.000 The Lee Harvey Oswald thing.

00:46:42.000 Like, who told her that Lee Harvey Oswald is in this video that's been hidden from the public?

00:46:48.000 Somebody said it was Oliver North, who, by the way...

00:46:51.000 Wait, Stone?

00:46:52.000 Excuse me, Oliver Stone.

00:46:53.000 Oliver North.

00:46:54.000 The great... 1.00

00:46:54.000 And a fucking Freudian! 1.00

00:46:57.000 Somebody said it was Oliver Stone who's got the craziest fucking recall, dude. 1.00

00:47:01.000 The craziest recall. 0.98

00:47:03.000 I had conversations with him off the air where he was explaining to me deeper and deeper into the fucking connection that was all the different people that were after Kennedy and all the different things. 0.82

00:47:13.000 It's quite a lot. 1.00

00:47:14.000 He's got it in his fucking head, dude. 1.00

00:47:16.000 That guy's head is a warehouse of information about the JFK assassination. 1.00

00:47:20.000 I think they're referring to this photo that people said has already been debunked as a guy that...

00:47:24.000 Yeah, I thought that was debunked a long time ago.

00:47:26.000 Let me see that photo. 1.00

00:47:27.000 Blow that shit up again. 1.00

00:47:28.000 That guy does not look like Lee Harvey Oswald. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Look at him on the right-hand side.

00:47:31.000 You can see it.

00:47:32.000 That is a different shaped face.

00:47:34.000 That's like a totally different dude.

00:47:37.000 If there's something different than this, I don't know.

00:47:39.000 First of all, didn't every guy who was white in 1963 look like that? 0.99

00:47:48.000 They had one fucking haircut. 0.99

00:47:52.000 They all wore the same shirt. 1.00

00:47:54.000 A nice high and tight.

00:47:55.000 We were basically the Chinese.

00:47:57.000 That was very Chinese. 0.88

00:48:00.000 We were basically like South Korea.

00:48:02.000 The North Korean success cut that Kim Jong-un has was our boys.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, she said Oliver Stone.

00:48:07.000 Luna said Oliver Stone, who directed JFK, said he's seen a secondary copy of the film and that NBC has been sitting on it.

00:48:13.000 Oh, okay.

00:48:14.000 So, wait.

00:48:15.000 Someone's muddying the waters already.

00:48:16.000 That doesn't mean that...

00:48:18.000 You know about her?

00:48:19.000 Do I know about her?

00:48:20.000 She's the lady that's in charge of distributing all the UFO stuff, right? 0.99

00:48:27.000 JFK stuff, all that shit, right? 0.98

00:48:28.000 So, this is very strange. 0.99

00:48:30.000 She's from Florida. 0.95

00:48:31.000 She ran against...

00:48:33.000 I forget his name, but I sent Jamie the video of this.

00:48:37.000 This is one of the nuttiest things.

00:48:38.000 The Republican she was running against in Florida, in the primary, was...

00:48:43.000 Caught on tape talking about having her killed if she does well and is about to get elected.

00:48:47.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.85

00:48:47.000 To someone you... 0.85

00:48:48.000 I know I had heard of them, or some influencer.

00:48:51.000 William Braddock.

00:48:52.000 Okay, now I can't find...

00:48:53.000 William Braddock threatens to send Russian-Ukrainian hit squad after rival for Florida GOP primary.

00:48:59.000 Okay, but they say Russian...

00:49:01.000 Okay, that's actually less weird than some of the other stuff he says, and they don't mention it.

00:49:06.000 So, play his recording.

00:49:08.000 Now, he got prosecuted, so this is not him just bragging, I guess.

00:49:13.000 Let me end this.

00:49:42.000 Wow. And with that kind of money...

00:49:45.000 Wow. Hit squad,

00:50:04.000 not hip hoppers.

00:50:06.000 Jesus, sir.

00:50:07.000 Bad captions.

00:50:08.000 You did not hear that from me.

00:50:10.000 Hear what?

00:50:11.000 She's recording him. 1.00

00:50:12.000 This shit is getting deep. 0.99

00:50:17.000 And I don't want you to be on the wrong side of it. 1.00

00:50:19.000 I don't want to be on the wrong side of it either.

00:50:22.000 So why would we need...

00:50:23.000 I guess, like, I mean, that's...

00:50:25.000 Oh, no, you're not going to be...

00:50:26.000 I mean, you're not going to be a part of it regardless.

00:50:27.000 But I'm just saying, don't get caught in public like supporting Luna.

00:50:30.000 Because Luna supporters are going...

00:50:32.000 Luna's going to go down. 0.72

00:50:34.000 And I hope it's by herself.

00:50:37.000 Is that why...

00:50:38.000 Like, I mean, I don't...

00:50:40.000 That's... Is that what the Russians are for? 1.00

00:50:45.000 That's the worst question I've ever heard in my life.

00:50:51.000 Keep them on the line.

00:50:52.000 Just keep them on the line.

00:50:55.000 Right before the primary.

00:50:57.000 And if the poll says Lou's going to win, she's going to be gone. 0.99

00:51:02.000 She's going to disappear.

00:51:06.000 Dang. You can't tell anybody I'm going to have someone killed. 1.00

00:51:12.000 Imagine. Hold up, please.

00:51:15.000 Pause for a second.

00:51:16.000 How well does this dude know that lady?

00:51:19.000 And by the way, why is he breathing so quick? 1.00

00:51:21.000 That dude sounds like he's cranked out of his fucking mind. 0.99

00:51:25.000 You heard him say his Freemason brothers, so that means he is. 1.00

00:51:29.000 He's cranked out of his mind.

00:51:30.000 That means he parties.

00:51:32.000 That guy's partying right now.

00:51:34.000 This is cocaine talk.

00:51:35.000 This isn't real.

00:51:36.000 This is cocaine talk, right?

00:51:38.000 Not just that.

00:51:39.000 It is that, but also, he got arrested and prosecuted. 1.00

00:51:43.000 Well, you can't have cocaine talk on the fucking phone. 0.99

00:51:45.000 He ran away to the Philippines, and that's a pretty dark connection, too. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Hold on.

00:51:50.000 Keep going.

00:51:51.000 I want to hear more of what he says.

00:51:52.000 But it sounds like cocaine talk.

00:51:54.000 Yeah, they all get coked up.

00:51:55.000 Yeah. And you say wild shit. 1.00

00:51:59.000 Sacrifice the what? 1.00

00:52:01.000 The few.

00:52:03.000 For the better of the good of the majority of the people, we've got to sacrifice the few.

00:52:08.000 Dude, do you hear that?

00:52:09.000 He's out of his mind.

00:52:10.000 No, no, no.

00:52:11.000 Wait, pause that.

00:52:11.000 Yeah, we gotta sacrifice a few.

00:52:14.000 You're 100% right about that.

00:52:15.000 Yeah, no, he believes that, though.

00:52:17.000 His Freemason brothers are bringing money from Malta and Gibraltar. 0.87

00:52:21.000 Can we pause one second?

00:52:23.000 Who is he saying this to?

00:52:25.000 What is the woman's name?

00:52:26.000 Aaron something.

00:52:28.000 Can you get a photo of this lady? 0.99

00:52:29.000 I bet she's hot. 1.00

00:52:30.000 I can't.

00:52:31.000 Which is part of the problem.

00:52:32.000 I can either play this and show you guys the screen or I can do, like, you know.

00:52:35.000 Oh, play, play.

00:52:36.000 Just finish it.

00:52:36.000 Let's just get a photo real quick so I can get a context.

00:52:39.000 I just want to put it in context.

00:52:41.000 Because I'm trying to figure out why this guy is blabbing to this lady that he doesn't know really well.

00:52:47.000 I would think if you're going to have someone killed, you wouldn't tell, like, regular friends.

00:52:53.000 You wouldn't tell, like, casual friends.

00:52:54.000 Like, how well does this guy know this lady?

00:52:56.000 Does cocaine make you do?

00:52:57.000 Cocaine makes you confide in people.

00:52:59.000 Is he trying to impress her?

00:52:59.000 Yes. Yes, it does.

00:53:00.000 It does.

00:53:01.000 Is he trying to impress her, and is she attractive?

00:53:04.000 Yes, that's a good question.

00:53:06.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:06.000 Because, like, there's guys that'll just make up stories about, there we go.

00:53:11.000 Yeah, he liked it.

00:53:11.000 She's pretty.

00:53:13.000 There we go.

00:53:15.000 Exactly. Okay.

00:53:16.000 So it's cocaine talk to a pretty lady trying to impress her with your power. 1.00

00:53:21.000 That's good enough for the CIA to spy and get that talk and use it as intel, by the way, generally, isn't it?

00:53:26.000 So here's the other question.

00:53:27.000 How does this... 1.00

00:53:28.000 Yeah, he's a dork! 1.00

00:53:30.000 He's a coked-up dork, and she's hot, and this is the first time a hot lady has talked to this coked-up dork. 1.00

00:53:36.000 Allegedly. He may not have been on cocaine. 1.00

00:53:38.000 He might just have been nervous.

00:53:40.000 Maybe he's just really attracted to this lady.

00:53:41.000 And it's adrenaline.

00:53:43.000 Or maybe you drank a lot of coffee.

00:53:44.000 It just sounds like...

00:53:46.000 It sounds like Coke Doc.

00:53:47.000 Well, because all the spill...

00:53:49.000 You know, you probably shouldn't talk about your Freemason brothers and their...

00:53:51.000 A Russian-Ukrainian hit squad.

00:53:54.000 Wow, that's cool of them to get past their differences.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, they coordinated.

00:53:58.000 They coordinated just for this one special project.

00:54:01.000 Because Captain Cocaine has got to put a hit out on some lady. 1.00

00:54:04.000 But he is connected to something, I think.

00:54:07.000 He wouldn't have run to the Philippines where these kind of people run to.

00:54:10.000 So is he running from the law right now?

00:54:13.000 No, he's going back to court.

00:54:16.000 They probably have to go to jail. 1.00

00:54:18.000 We can't get you out of this, idiot. 1.00

00:54:19.000 You got coked up and talked to a whore. 1.00

00:54:21.000 You know how Ghislaine's got to do her time and keep her trap shut? 1.00

00:54:24.000 This guy's going to have to do that too.

00:54:26.000 But William Braddock, I'm like, okay, who is he?

00:54:28.000 He must be from a family from there?

00:54:30.000 I couldn't find anything, but maybe I just sucked at it.

00:54:33.000 But where's his bio?

00:54:34.000 Who is he?

00:54:34.000 Who's his dad?

00:54:35.000 Imagine you're just talking shit and you think you're a badass. 1.00

00:54:38.000 You're going to say cool shit to this girl on the phone and you find out you're being recorded while you're on cocaine and you had planned a hit. 1.00

00:54:45.000 He might have woke up in the morning with a splitting headache. 0.99

00:54:48.000 Doesn't even remember being on the phone saying he was planning a hit.

00:54:52.000 Wakes up, he's paranoid.

00:54:55.000 She's a nurse? 1.00

00:54:56.000 A nurse?

00:54:57.000 She's involved in the COVID stuff?

00:54:58.000 I can't find out who she is.

00:55:01.000 She's talking to them?

00:55:03.000 They call her conservative activists. 1.00

00:55:04.000 No, she was talking about some real shit. 0.99

00:55:06.000 She was good to think she was talking about with that. 1.00

00:55:09.000 What was it?

00:55:10.000 I can't remember.

00:55:11.000 She was reporting from the hospitals, I guess.

00:55:14.000 Yes! In Florida.

00:55:16.000 She did good work on that, yes. 0.90

00:55:18.000 There's so many of these James O'Keefe type videos now.

00:55:21.000 I love it.

00:55:21.000 And it's all the same thing.

00:55:23.000 It's all really chatty gay guys who spill the beans when they're on a date. 0.99

00:55:27.000 On paper, they look like they're going to be good employees, don't they? 1.00

00:55:30.000 And occasionally a man who's saying stupid shit to a woman who's undercover. 1.00

00:55:36.000 Well, sometimes it'll be a guy that I thought was that, but no, he was a straight guy. 1.00

00:55:40.000 The straight guys and gay guys in those circles are imperceptible. 1.00

00:55:45.000 Like, oh, Harry Sisson came out as straight recently.

00:55:49.000 That kid with the rosy cheeks that Tim Dillon had on?

00:55:51.000 Yes. Tim Dillon had him on his show?

00:55:53.000 Exposed him as shills. 0.78

00:55:54.000 They came out and said they're being paid.

00:55:56.000 And they're like, no, cut that, cut that.

00:55:57.000 Do you remember that?

00:55:58.000 It was really funny.

00:55:59.000 No, let me say that.

00:56:00.000 I didn't watch that.

00:56:01.000 Yeah, Tim Dillon exposed...

00:56:03.000 I remember seeing it.

00:56:07.000 Fine work by Tim Dillon.

00:56:08.000 But anyway, I thought the kid with him was his boyfriend.

00:56:11.000 No! He's been pressuring girls for Snapchat nudes.

00:56:16.000 Oh, no.

00:56:17.000 Yes, it turns out this kid rules.

00:56:19.000 So Tim Dillon had him on.

00:56:20.000 What are they talking about?

00:56:21.000 All sorts of stuff.

00:56:23.000 Oh, where's the part where he exposed?

00:56:25.000 You see his head in his hands?

00:56:26.000 You just hit on it.

00:56:28.000 Yeah, it's right around there.

00:56:30.000 And a level. 0.90

00:56:30.000 It's disgusting. 0.90

00:56:32.000 Well, there's a lot of people that would say that the American government, for a very, very long time, has been very dishonest with its citizens.

00:56:42.000 This is something that...

00:56:44.000 Can you give me an example? 1.00

00:56:46.000 You little twit. 1.00

00:56:47.000 That was stupid. 1.00

00:56:48.000 I'm going to stop. 1.00

00:56:50.000 Oh, is that not it?

00:56:51.000 Well, of course, it happens.

00:56:52.000 But what I'm...

00:56:54.000 Is there a clip of just him exposing them?

00:56:57.000 Like 45 seconds to record a video keeping people's attention.

00:57:02.000 And a lot of the people on our side, if they start hearing, I've actually done it before.

00:57:06.000 I've criticized Democrats, specifically Hakeem Jeffries, and it all just went south.

00:57:12.000 I started losing followers.

00:57:13.000 It's bad, right?

00:57:14.000 And I really want to be that person that reaches the other side,'cause Democrats, I mean, they're horrible at their jobs, right?

00:57:18.000 Forget Harry.

00:57:23.000 That's a good...

00:57:24.000 Can we clip that quote?

00:57:26.000 Please don't.

00:57:27.000 Please don't.

00:57:28.000 Please don't clip that.

00:57:34.000 I thought those were his boyfriends.

00:57:36.000 No, here's what that is.

00:57:38.000 That's a young man that really wants to be important.

00:57:41.000 Yeah. He really wants to be special and really wants to be on the right side of history, and he's young.

00:57:45.000 No, not right side of history.

00:57:46.000 And he really needs to go to the gym, and he should start eating meat again, and he should start doing squats, and you need to do deadlifts, and you should probably run up hills.

00:57:54.000 You need to do something to turn you into a man, son. 1.00

00:57:57.000 His whole getting pussy is based on not doing that. 1.00

00:58:00.000 So when guys look like they're gay... 1.00

00:58:02.000 I'm telling you, this is a bad strategy. 0.96

00:58:03.000 Oh, I agree with you.

00:58:05.000 I agree.

00:58:06.000 You don't have to convince me. 1.00

00:58:08.000 Just first of all, never mind getting pussy. 1.00

00:58:10.000 Just do that for your life. 1.00

00:58:12.000 He's just a young kid. 1.00

00:58:12.000 If I was him, I'd be saying the same shit. 1.00

00:58:14.000 You're young. 1.00

00:58:15.000 You say dumb shit. 1.00

00:58:16.000 Well, what's David Frum's excuse? 1.00

00:58:18.000 But that statement right there was the perfect example.

00:58:21.000 To say how bad they are, but I'll always vote for them. 0.97

00:58:25.000 That's so bonkers.

00:58:26.000 Dude, people in their 60s say that. 0.87

00:58:29.000 But that's because he's a kid.

00:58:30.000 But old people, the view says the same thing! 1.00

00:58:33.000 Right, but there's a certain percentage of people that are gonna buy meme coins, you know what I'm saying?

00:58:36.000 There's a certain percentage of people that are just, they're not, you know, they're not gonna make it.

00:58:41.000 He said it just now.

00:58:43.000 Yeah. If your money depends on you...

00:58:46.000 Being that way, you're going to be that way.

00:58:48.000 So that's a business.

00:58:49.000 It does become eventually that, but he's so young.

00:58:51.000 It's not like he calculated his personality based on making money politically online.

00:58:55.000 That's exactly what he just said to Tim.

00:58:57.000 He goes, yeah, I've tried. 0.97

00:58:59.000 I mean, they suck, but my audience gets mad, so I can't. 0.98

00:59:02.000 Right. But a lot of it is like, when you're fucking, what is he, 21 or something like that? 0.99

00:59:07.000 When you're 21, it's like total audience capture. 0.99

00:59:09.000 Money and clout.

00:59:09.000 Yes. And you've got success doing this one thing, and now that's your whole identity.

00:59:14.000 When is it not, like, if you go independent, see, like, because I've heard people, you know, throw around audience capture, like, I'm sure you've heard that nonsense at you.

00:59:24.000 They definitely say it at Jimmy, but I can tell you, now Jimmy's a real hard-headed dude that his audience gets pissed at him all, because now we're criticizing Trump for the...

00:59:32.000 Ways he's cocking up.

00:59:34.000 Yeah, Jimmy is not...

00:59:35.000 There's... Jimmy's not idealistic.

00:59:38.000 He's not...

00:59:38.000 He doesn't have an ideology, rather.

00:59:40.000 He's very...

00:59:41.000 He has principles.

00:59:42.000 Very open-minded.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, so these people's principles are...

00:59:45.000 Very fair.

00:59:46.000 Very fair.

00:59:46.000 He's the only guy I know who's a leftist, okay?

00:59:49.000 And I think you should get to identify what you are.

00:59:52.000 Yeah. Like your gender, you should get to say what you are. 1.00

00:59:54.000 Yeah. But the video with Kyle Rittenhouse came out where my...

00:59:58.000 Shane Gillis apologized like a man, though.

01:00:01.000 But a lot of my friends, oh no, he's going away.

01:00:03.000 He crossed state lines.

01:00:04.000 What does that mean?

01:00:06.000 Right. With a gun, but you don't say the part, but your brain finishes it, right?

01:00:09.000 Right. But watch the video.

01:00:11.000 You can watch the video and see exactly what happened.

01:00:13.000 Every part of the night of every character in the story.

01:00:16.000 There's no mystery as to who was at fault and whatever.

01:00:19.000 Right. So all you gotta do is look at that.

01:00:21.000 That shouldn't even have been a case.

01:00:22.000 Right. People, I told you my ex, she's just a blue no matter who dipshit. 1.00

01:00:28.000 She goes, I don't need to see the footage. 0.99

01:00:30.000 Oh, that's crazy.

01:00:31.000 I go, what am I, Galileo? 1.00

01:00:32.000 Looking at a telescope, bitch? 1.00

01:00:33.000 The story that's even more fucked up is the people that he was protecting were, I believe, Indian immigrants. 1.00

01:00:40.000 Indian immigrants were his friends. 0.99

01:00:41.000 Yes, white kids had burned down Indian immigrants' property because they were mad about a black man being shot by a cop.

01:00:49.000 So they asked him to help them. 0.83

01:00:51.000 Jacob Blake was kidnapping two kids and going for a knife in his car, probably trying to get shot.

01:00:56.000 He had just had a fight with that chick he had a training order with. 1.00

01:00:59.000 And if you've ever been in a bad relationship, you know how Ragnarok it can get.

01:01:03.000 Right? Ragnarok!

01:01:05.000 And people do death by cop all the time.

01:01:08.000 Yes, they do.

01:01:09.000 And then the governor, I found out when I played Kenosha, that governor, whatever, went and he kicked off the riot by saying, oh, we think the cop shot him.

01:01:16.000 He just said something really irresponsible that they would take you off the air for saying if it caused this.

01:01:22.000 Right? Right.

01:01:23.000 But that was the agenda to make that.

01:01:25.000 We all know BLM was a scam, right? 1.00

01:01:27.000 And all the money went to a fat bitch? 1.00

01:01:28.000 We all know that, right? 1.00

01:01:30.000 I don't have to educate anybody?

01:01:32.000 All the things you think are real are not real.

01:01:35.000 There was an article about her losing one of her houses in the fire.

01:01:39.000 I was like, one of them?

01:01:40.000 How many did you get?

01:01:41.000 She got three.

01:01:43.000 Did you even give Hamas any of the money you promised? 0.54

01:01:48.000 Did you see when they used that AI program to run this net of all the different NGOs that were contributing to democratic causes?

01:01:57.000 You showed me last time.

01:01:58.000 My rabbi, Richard Grove, who sent me Tragedy and Hope, a book that gives you the skeleton of what the conspiracy is.

01:02:05.000 It's written by Carol Quigley.

01:02:07.000 Somebody on the show I know has brought it up.

01:02:08.000 John Corbett brought it up on Jimmy's show.

01:02:11.000 Bill Clinton's mentor wrote it.

01:02:12.000 He was not against...

01:02:13.000 What's it called again?

01:02:14.000 Tragedy and Hope, and it's about the Anglo-American world power and how World War I, England brought us back into the fold, they called it.

01:02:23.000 Cecil Rhodes, the guy who came up with Apartheid.

01:02:28.000 And De Beers, you've always heard De Beers was like...

01:02:31.000 Diamonds. Well, he bought their name.

01:02:32.000 It was him.

01:02:33.000 It was him.

01:02:34.000 It was Cecil Rhodes.

01:02:35.000 Yeah. Cecil Rhodes.

01:02:36.000 Yeah, Cecil Rhodes.

01:02:37.000 Same guy who started Apartheid also started De Beers? 0.77

01:02:40.000 No, no.

01:02:41.000 He took it over but used the name.

01:02:43.000 De Beers.

01:02:44.000 Oh, so he bought it?

01:02:46.000 And then at Oxford, somebody gave a speech about how England should, you know, do the things we do now, neoliberal bullshit all over the world, and so he was so inspired that, so he said, so the first concentration camp, there's pictures in the book, looks just like concentration camps from Germany,

01:03:02.000 the Boer War.

01:03:03.000 If you ever see the Kingsman, the prequel of Kingsman?

01:03:06.000 Right. One of the prequels or something?

01:03:08.000 They show it in the beginning.

01:03:09.000 There's black and white people in there, so that's nice.

01:03:11.000 It's diverse.

01:03:13.000 That was England that did that.

01:03:14.000 And that's Cecil Rhodes.

01:03:16.000 And Cecil Rhodes created the Cecil Rhodes Round Tables.

01:03:19.000 And he based it on the Jesuits, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons.

01:03:24.000 His idea was circles within circles.

01:03:26.000 Like that map of Atlantis, right?

01:03:28.000 And so we have the outer... 1.00

01:03:30.000 Like that dickhead who was saying Freemason shit, they should have never let him into wherever they let him into. 1.00

01:03:35.000 He's got a big mouth. 1.00

01:03:36.000 He's like any other gangster.

01:03:37.000 They want to brag about their connections.

01:03:39.000 They want to show up in that Cadillac.

01:03:40.000 And I don't condemn.

01:03:41.000 Please snitch. 0.96

01:03:42.000 Please, everyone snitch.

01:03:44.000 Please. I'm here for you.

01:03:46.000 I want to hear the stories. 1.00

01:03:48.000 This shit don't stop until you snitch. 1.00

01:03:50.000 It's not going to stop until you tell on your group and stop covering up for them. 1.00

01:03:54.000 If it's your country, don't cover up for your country. 0.89

01:03:57.000 I know people would do that.

01:03:58.000 I know you accused me of being secretly religious.

01:04:01.000 I was kidding.

01:04:02.000 Well, I'm openly this.

01:04:04.000 Jehovah's Witnesses, you know, now they told me God was going to kill all of you like 20 years ago, so it's awkward now for me, obviously.

01:04:14.000 People don't know you grew up Jehovah's Witness.

01:04:16.000 Yeah, I mean, I bring it up every time.

01:04:18.000 Well, people who don't know you.

01:04:19.000 I know.

01:04:20.000 I mean, this is standalone.

01:04:21.000 I assume you have all the back knowledge on me with the viewer at home, and I don't think of the audience.

01:04:25.000 A lot of people don't.

01:04:27.000 You were a long time ago. 0.99

01:04:30.000 You were getting real upset about a lot of this woke shit. 0.98

01:04:34.000 And I remember you saying this. 0.99

01:04:35.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:04:35.000 I've fucking seen this before. 0.99

01:04:37.000 This is the same shit I saw in the Jehovah's Witness. 1.00

01:04:40.000 This is the same shit before. 1.00

01:04:41.000 And I remember being like one of the first times I was like genuinely alarmed about how really crazy ideas can spread. 0.99

01:04:48.000 And really just outrageous behavior can become normalized.

01:04:52.000 The second part of that is, it's reminding me of that, but without the love and forgiveness of if you believed in Jesus.

01:04:57.000 So they took the only good thing out of it and kept the dogma, but it's like, if you have a problem, let's say something's not living up to what it should, and you said this was the solution to everything.

01:05:10.000 But let's say...

01:05:12.000 There's something really bad you know about.

01:05:13.000 Like someone got molested and you don't go to the cops, you handle it in-house, which is what they did and got sued for.

01:05:19.000 The highest settlement in American history, not the Catholics, Jehovah Witnesses, because they did what everybody does. 0.76

01:05:25.000 They Epstein file, hide the files, handle it in-house, this could look bad.

01:05:30.000 If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either. 0.99

01:05:33.000 All that bullshit. 0.99

01:05:34.000 So don't tell me you're the one organization from God and you did that. 1.00

01:05:38.000 And people ought to be kicked out for that. 1.00

01:05:41.000 Because all the Bible stories I got taught, God would strike you with leprosy for that shit, you know? 1.00

01:05:47.000 And I'm the kind of chump that believes in the thing if I believe in it. 1.00

01:05:51.000 So I'm a kind of poison for your group. 0.99

01:05:53.000 Because when you don't live up to it, I'm going to be a real twat about it, you know? 0.99

01:05:57.000 But that's important. 0.72

01:05:59.000 Well, no, it's actually crazy.

01:06:00.000 And is that the hill you want to die on? 0.99

01:06:02.000 Here, let me use all the corpo fucking... 0.99

01:06:05.000 I've heard this from people I like, not bad people. 0.99

01:06:09.000 Something's wrong.

01:06:10.000 And you point it out, and they go, is that the hill you want to die on?

01:06:13.000 And I'm like, am I going to be killed for telling the truth?

01:06:15.000 Why would I be? 1.00

01:06:16.000 That's that team shit. 1.00

01:06:18.000 That's that team shit. 1.00

01:06:19.000 Our team is going to cover this up. 1.00

01:06:21.000 Our team's not going to pay attention to that.

01:06:23.000 That's what it is.

01:06:24.000 It's not like jujitsu in stand-up, where it's one man, one man. 0.99

01:06:27.000 The whole thing is a dumb pursuit of being on the right side, when we should all be on one fucking side. 0.97

01:06:35.000 It should be one giant group of people figuring out, What makes the most sense? 0.99

01:06:41.000 It's not supposed to be us versus them. 0.93

01:06:43.000 Well, that's too vague, though.

01:06:45.000 It's not too vague.

01:06:47.000 If it's not too vague for you and I, it's not too vague for the whole country.

01:06:50.000 We just have to change the way we talk about it.

01:06:52.000 What if what makes the most sense to me is eugenics? 0.58

01:06:54.000 What if that makes the most sense?

01:06:55.000 Because I'm telling you right now, these people have never given up on eugenics. 0.64

01:07:00.000 And I'm very happy that technology is going to fix dwarfism one day, okay?

01:07:04.000 And you won't have to do what Hitler did to the dwarfs.

01:07:06.000 We're all going to look like Chris Hemsworth.

01:07:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:09.000 Can you imagine being a Jewish dwarf? 1.00

01:07:10.000 It's going to be just Chris Hemsworth and Jason Momoa all throughout the land.

01:07:14.000 There'll be no other body type.

01:07:15.000 The Nordic Space Brothers that people see.

01:07:19.000 You think they're Nordic?

01:07:20.000 The tall whites?

01:07:21.000 No, the tall whites are a different thing.

01:07:23.000 What do you mean?

01:07:25.000 They're tall.

01:07:26.000 They're white.

01:07:26.000 Wait a minute.

01:07:26.000 How many are there?

01:07:28.000 Oh yeah, there's a lot.

01:07:28.000 Wait a minute, the tall whites and the Nordics are different?

01:07:30.000 People mistake them, but they are different.

01:07:33.000 Now, I'll tell you lore.

01:07:34.000 I don't know what's real, but Charles Hall's tall whites are not the same.

01:07:37.000 He called them the Nordics, he called them the Norwegians with 23 teeth.

01:07:41.000 What? 23 teeth?

01:07:42.000 How many do we have?

01:07:44.000 32. Oh, so they have less teeth?

01:07:47.000 I guess.

01:07:48.000 Probably from eating mushy food all those years.

01:07:50.000 Their jaw shrunk.

01:07:51.000 But calling them Nordic is... 0.99

01:07:54.000 Assuming that this isn't complete bullshit, which, let's face it, probably is, but let's say it's not bullshit. 0.97

01:07:59.000 I don't think they are Nordic. 0.99

01:08:00.000 I think they're fucking German, and I think they're doing a little... 1.00

01:08:03.000 If they are real, this all-white, blonde society... 1.00

01:08:07.000 That dude, I always call him Jazz Jabroni, but his name's Jason Georgiani.

01:08:11.000 He said something really interesting about...

01:08:13.000 What are these stories of...

01:08:15.000 This is like a fifth-dimensional race screwing around. 0.85

01:08:18.000 Their architecture is like pyramids and brutalism.

01:08:21.000 They're always wearing the same outfits.

01:08:23.000 They haven't evolved from anything, right?

01:08:25.000 Right. Why are they in uniform?

01:08:27.000 And you've heard this before about the time travel aspect, right?

01:08:31.000 Because if you did have those kind of things, which I don't know if they have or not, that is automatic.

01:08:36.000 He's right about 100%.

01:08:37.000 That's time dilation.

01:08:38.000 That means you have a time machine.

01:08:40.000 So let's say, here's a silly story, that the German acorn, that bell thing, the Glocka that nobody knew about until the 70s.

01:08:49.000 What are you talking about?

01:08:50.000 They found that German bell-shaped...

01:08:52.000 Where they had, like, mercury plasma rotation to try to make it levitate.

01:08:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:56.000 What was that?

01:08:58.000 Deglocka. Pull that up, Jamie, so I can refresh my mind.

01:09:01.000 Deglocka. So what do you mean?

01:09:02.000 You think that these tall whites were actually Germans?

01:09:07.000 The Nordics.

01:09:08.000 The Nordics.

01:09:08.000 They were actually Germans?

01:09:10.000 Yeah, let's say.

01:09:10.000 Do you think they were actually Nazi scientists or something?

01:09:13.000 No. Remember those camps where they bred people to make... 0.96

01:09:15.000 What? You don't remember the Nazis had camps of blonde chicks to breed Aryans to encourage it? 0.99

01:09:21.000 I missed that chapter.

01:09:22.000 Really? Let me check this out.

01:09:23.000 That's like the sexiest part of the...

01:09:27.000 That's real?

01:09:28.000 This Nazi bell? 0.81

01:09:29.000 Yes. Have we covered this before?

01:09:30.000 No, it is real, but it doesn't mean it necessarily was a working UFO.

01:09:34.000 I'm just saying this is stuff people know about already.

01:09:37.000 I vaguely remember talking about this.

01:09:39.000 But let's say they mastered something akin to that, okay?

01:09:43.000 Okay, just vaguely.

01:09:44.000 And then you send them to planet Aldebaran or whatever they call it, which is how many millions of light years away.

01:09:51.000 If you could go to that planet at Fast and Light, then you have now gone into the past, right?

01:09:56.000 Because these are relative positions.

01:09:58.000 So now, you're 50 million years ahead of us, even though you came out of us.

01:10:03.000 And if you want to come back, right, the way this would work is you could fly back to Mars or the Earth 50 million years because the distances we're talking about.

01:10:12.000 There has to be time travel involved.

01:10:14.000 And then, let's say you had that kind of control.

01:10:17.000 Hey, why don't I put my DNA in stuff and make it in my own image, remake?

01:10:21.000 All of it.

01:10:22.000 And then you cock it up, and then you do the cycle over and over again.

01:10:26.000 Jason Jabroni didn't make that up.

01:10:28.000 That's where I go.

01:10:29.000 This sounds like Samsara. 1.00

01:10:30.000 Some rich assholes make a breakaway civilization, try to remake the world their image. 0.99

01:10:35.000 It cocks up like an Atlantis myth of some kind. 1.00

01:10:38.000 And the record plays, keeps playing. 0.98

01:10:40.000 Maybe intelligent beings just consistently fuck up because they keep pushing the boundaries of their abilities and their intelligence, no matter how smart they are. 0.98

01:10:48.000 And even... 1.00

01:10:50.000 We do stupid shit in other countries. 1.00

01:10:53.000 We fuck around with installing new leaders. 1.00

01:10:56.000 Act like God. 1.00

01:10:56.000 Pretend you're God. 1.00

01:10:57.000 But just think of what we do in other countries.

01:10:59.000 Now, imagine you're taking it to so many levels of intelligence and ability far beyond what we have, and you come here, you would cock up these monkeys.

01:11:08.000 Yes. You would definitely do it.

01:11:10.000 You would think you were in the right to do it.

01:11:11.000 And then you'd blame the monkeys.

01:11:12.000 You'd blame them.

01:11:13.000 You'd go, oh, it's because you were bad.

01:11:15.000 Well, we would just say, look, the odds of them making it to an intergalactic system.

01:11:19.000 Within the next five to ten million years is very low, you know, and here's here's what if that theory is correct look Chimpanzees are still around they are our distant cousins and they didn't fucking change right exactly the same and then there was a whole ton of different versions of us They didn't fucking make it either the whole it's it seems like we know what evolution is see there's other things over witnesses We had a book called how did life get here by evolution by creation?

01:11:44.000 Okay, which was That's a false...

01:11:47.000 That's not what evolution is, okay?

01:11:49.000 I didn't know that until later.

01:11:51.000 I'm not saying whether anything's true, and I'm just telling you I was told the wrong thing.

01:11:54.000 It doesn't...

01:11:55.000 Evolution isn't about if there's a god who created it or not.

01:11:58.000 Evolution is change over time.

01:12:01.000 It's the origin of species, not of all life in the universe, just of speciation.

01:12:06.000 Well, you know, Brett Weinstein, have you ever heard him talk about it on this podcast?

01:12:09.000 Not that.

01:12:10.000 He has a fascinating theory.

01:12:11.000 He's like, because he was talking about how, I shouldn't say it's a theory and I shouldn't even say it's his.

01:12:16.000 It's just like there's an understanding of what evolution is, that there's a missing element.

01:12:20.000 And there's some sort of missing force that we haven't recognized yet.

01:12:24.000 And that would account for why some changes are so rapid.

01:12:30.000 Because you have two things, right?

01:12:32.000 You have natural selection and then you have random mutation, right?

01:12:36.000 This is what's supposed to create all the...

01:12:39.000 He thinks there's an additional force they haven't recognized yet.

01:12:42.000 Of course!

01:12:42.000 Yeah. And the thing about us is whatever additional force that was, was so much more impactful.

01:12:50.000 Bizarrely so.

01:12:51.000 Where we can do...

01:12:52.000 There's not even an animal that's remotely close to us.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, right.

01:12:56.000 There's no animals that are making bows and arrows yet, right?

01:12:59.000 It's just us and everything else is way behind.

01:13:03.000 Whereas every other kind of organization or organism, rather, on Earth is in like a tight-knit...

01:13:09.000 We struggle with all the things around it to balance out the population, except for us.

01:13:15.000 We seem unnatural.

01:13:17.000 We do. 1.00

01:13:18.000 We seem like we popped up too quick, like we're adolescent, and we're just wild, and we haven't figured out what the fuck we are yet. 0.99

01:13:26.000 We don't fall into nature the way all the other animals do. 0.97

01:13:30.000 We change nature around us, create our own environment, which is a completely alien thing on the scale of what we do.

01:13:38.000 Or every other organism on Earth can't do that.

01:13:41.000 But there's invasive species, though.

01:13:43.000 That's what we might be.

01:13:44.000 But if you did cock up a whole planet with your DNA and stick it into some ancient human, some Australopithecus or something, and create a person, this is probably how it would turn out. 0.55

01:13:56.000 Well, think of that story of... 0.95

01:13:57.000 Because, you know, all the algorithm of, is it a UFO or God's bastard, angels, sons, Nephilim? 0.82

01:14:05.000 Well, there's a lot of people that believe that, right? 0.98

01:14:07.000 Like, these are aliens and demons.

01:14:08.000 I go by themes.

01:14:09.000 Right, right.

01:14:10.000 So, you know, it's like when Twilight came out as a teen romance, you're like, yo, that guy's like 300, and that chick's only 17. I know, it's so creepy.

01:14:18.000 What the fuck is this shit? 1.00

01:14:19.000 The ultimate pedophile movie. 1.00

01:14:20.000 So, Nephilim, or Nephilim, I don't know how you say it, but the...

01:14:24.000 For an angel in that story, I'm just saying within the lore of the story, I'm not saying anything's true or not.

01:14:30.000 Think of how perverse that is.

01:14:32.000 It's a cross between pedophilia and bestiality, basically, that they committed.

01:14:37.000 Right, because they're thousands of years old, and they're from another planet, and they bred with the humans.

01:14:43.000 So the crime of that, it's so degenerate.

01:14:47.000 Don't you think that's an allegory?

01:14:50.000 No, I'm saying the themes scale up and down.

01:14:52.000 So that's why Matt, if you talk, like, Duncan I always talk to about this kind of stuff because he knows all these, like, creepy-ass magic people.

01:15:00.000 And he's, like, really, like, a nice person.

01:15:03.000 He's just interested in a lot of things, man!

01:15:06.000 Well, listen.

01:15:08.000 I'm interested in a lot of things, and I'll watch some of these people, okay? 0.98

01:15:12.000 Because I want to know things, and I'm real quickly aware of if you're telling me anything interesting, or if you're just doing some aesthetic presentation, because you like the rock and roll aspect, which, by the way, is the biggest piece of shit aspect of the whole thing. 0.98

01:15:29.000 Rock and roll Satanism? 0.98

01:15:30.000 Is that what you're saying? 0.51

01:15:31.000 Just like America, the thing where people are like, oh, everybody hates pedophiles, right?

01:15:35.000 I mean, there's pedophile hunters, amateur.

01:15:37.000 All the music, it wasn't just R. Kelly, all the music that you like, those guys, if any of the stuff they did happened now and they knew about it, like, it's crazy.

01:15:47.000 Like, Bowie was banging a 13-year-old that later Iggy Pop passed around Iggy Pop. 0.96

01:15:52.000 Like, that's just normal shit they did. 0.99

01:15:54.000 You know that, right? 1.00

01:15:55.000 No. Dude, it's all in their own books.

01:15:58.000 Don't you remember you write confessional books when it was cool to say the crimes you've done in life?

01:16:03.000 And it became not cool.

01:16:04.000 I never read any of those books.

01:16:05.000 Well, I didn't either.

01:16:06.000 Did you ever read it?

01:16:07.000 Jamie didn't know it either.

01:16:08.000 Did you just crack open your second White Claw? 0.75

01:16:10.000 No, there's a Three Claw podcast.

01:16:14.000 Those books, and I'm going to start reading.

01:16:17.000 I haven't started yet.

01:16:18.000 We started with vampires.

01:16:20.000 Well, the perversion of that.

01:16:22.000 So there's this theme in everything.

01:16:24.000 Science fiction.

01:16:26.000 Where somebody did something and for some reason it's my fault for being born.

01:16:29.000 And then the thing, how you're describing all these adolescent kind of species that...

01:16:35.000 Okay. I'm so sick of the blame being...

01:16:39.000 If they had to train people with kindergarten because not enough people wanted to pull the trigger in war, that's a fact. 0.65

01:16:45.000 That's how we got our school system was a Prussian emperor going, they're wasting bullets because they don't want to kill people. 0.97

01:16:50.000 We got to get them younger so we have killers for the army and workers and good school people.

01:16:55.000 Well, they were getting people too late, right?

01:16:58.000 So that means our natural thing is not really...

01:17:01.000 See, they always put it like... 1.00

01:17:02.000 Your scumbag leaders start blowing people up. 1.00

01:17:05.000 It's like, when are we going to learn? 1.00

01:17:07.000 Asshole! Everybody that voted for Trump wanted him to not be doing what he's doing now. 0.99

01:17:13.000 One thing that's good is all MAGA people are calling it out, and good for them. 0.99

01:17:18.000 People don't want this shit anymore. 0.99

01:17:20.000 You're talking about the bombings in Yemen? 1.00

01:17:22.000 Yeah, and then you've got to hear how humans are an immature species.

01:17:26.000 No, somebody is on purpose.

01:17:28.000 Probably our leaders.

01:17:29.000 Probably wealthy eugenicists.

01:17:31.000 If you want to get spacey, probably trans-dimensional trillionaires who transitioned out of having a soul and now cannot transition back. 0.53

01:17:39.000 So everything's a scam to trick you.

01:17:41.000 Hey, why don't you astral project out of your body? 0.97

01:17:43.000 Get out of your body for a little bit.

01:17:44.000 Like, get you out of your car so I can take it?

01:17:46.000 I look at all these things like Coffezilla scams. 0.99

01:17:49.000 So the alien shit where they made a deal with the aliens. 0.99

01:17:51.000 That's like a Nigerian prince scam. 1.00

01:17:53.000 You know?

01:17:54.000 Like, Ukraine is a Nigerian prince scam to me. 0.83

01:17:56.000 An old man.

01:17:58.000 Got a letter.

01:17:59.000 Please, my friend in Christ, I am the rightful ruler of Ukraine.

01:18:02.000 He just gives all your money.

01:18:03.000 Grandpa, I don't give Ukraine all the money.

01:18:05.000 I gotta help the rightful president of Ukraine.

01:18:08.000 You could scale that up to every story, and it's always the same thing.

01:18:11.000 Some trickery.

01:18:12.000 Like a crypto scam.

01:18:14.000 And then the aliens aren't what they said at first.

01:18:17.000 They're doing bad stuff.

01:18:19.000 These are just themes.

01:18:21.000 Didn't you have Diana Posoka on here? 1.00

01:18:22.000 Yes. I don't know if she said this term on here or I saw on another thing, but she called them myth themes.

01:18:27.000 Almost like I interpret it as like Legos that you build the stories.

01:18:31.000 So many stories.

01:18:32.000 The Bible training was good for me because most of our stories are like just variations on Bible stories.

01:18:39.000 But at the end of the day, it's all programming.

01:18:41.000 And I'm not saying that because it's bad.

01:18:43.000 I'm saying human nature is programmability.

01:18:46.000 And all these stories that you have, and depending on like if you're Eastern, Dracula, Catholic, Orthodox, they're really big on the symbol programming.

01:18:54.000 But isn't that the most fascinating aspect of us?

01:18:56.000 Yes. Is the programmability.

01:18:58.000 Who gave these corrupt priest class the codes to work us? 1.00

01:19:01.000 Because the pharaohs, for example, in Egypt, if you look at their society, there's a guy named Mark Windows.

01:19:10.000 He did a thing about this Wallace Budge book called Egyptian Black Magic from 1910.

01:19:16.000 Wallace Budge apparently is like the real Indiana Jones.

01:19:19.000 Like some guy, adventurer, archaeologist.

01:19:22.000 So he wrote all about it.

01:19:24.000 So I haven't read the book.

01:19:25.000 Malice has a copy of it.

01:19:27.000 But this guy, it might be his interpretation, Mark Windows, or it might be in the book.

01:19:31.000 But it's a society ruled by OCD, you know, because it's magic.

01:19:34.000 The leaders are like the least powerful ones at the end of the day.

01:19:37.000 They're like performers. 1.00

01:19:38.000 They go out with their stupid headdress. 1.00

01:19:40.000 They're being inbred by a priest class like dogs or like Dune. 1.00

01:19:45.000 Right? And they go, you've got to prepare.

01:19:48.000 And they're doing homework for their afterlife.

01:19:49.000 So in the Book of the Dead, it's like then you get to the riverboat man and you must say how many oars you see and if there's two oars.

01:19:56.000 It sounds like the three amigos finding El Guapo. 0.90

01:19:59.000 Like, shoot your gun and the singing Bushmen. 1.00

01:20:02.000 It's like bullshit. 1.00

01:20:04.000 And they spend all their day just planning to die. 1.00

01:20:07.000 Okay? Akhenaten, the guy that they hated because they said he was like monotheist.

01:20:13.000 I don't think he was.

01:20:14.000 I think he was doging their system because they had so many priests and gods getting so much EA money, I guess, that it was getting ridiculous.

01:20:25.000 And I bet this guy was like, look, the sun's the main representative of the thing.

01:20:29.000 Let's just slim down our operation because this is crazy.

01:20:32.000 And that deep state of Egypt didn't like that.

01:20:34.000 And that's why, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:20:36.000 Like, I bet you it's some shit like that. 0.99

01:20:37.000 I think of it. 0.99

01:20:38.000 All these things in those terms.

01:20:40.000 Or the Dalai Lama priests.

01:20:42.000 But wait a minute. 0.99

01:20:43.000 There's no fucking deep state if you're running an empire. 0.98

01:20:46.000 If you're like the Roman emperor. 0.98

01:20:49.000 Yes, there was.

01:20:50.000 What kind of deep state is there?

01:20:52.000 They were all in the Mithra cult. 1.00

01:20:53.000 But the thing about the deep state is, like, the idea of it in this country is that leaders come and go, but these people always remain.

01:21:00.000 They're not the top leaders.

01:21:01.000 The shadow government's the top leaders.

01:21:03.000 In secret societies and in secret intelligence agencies, at the very top, there's people, regardless of who's the president, they're running the show, they're in charge of everything.

01:21:14.000 But that didn't exist with, like, the ancient Romans.

01:21:20.000 Yeah, I think the history...

01:21:22.000 Do you think that's how it was with ancient Romans?

01:21:24.000 100%. Mystery schools.

01:21:26.000 Do you know what a mystery school is?

01:21:27.000 Okay. Freemasons are in mysteries.

01:21:29.000 All of these secret societies.

01:21:31.000 So there's always some sort of a secret society that constantly influences leaders.

01:21:35.000 Here's one.

01:21:36.000 The Triumvirate.

01:21:36.000 Remember Caesar and Pompey?

01:21:39.000 Scroll up a little, Jamie, so I can read the headline.

01:21:40.000 Ten surprising things about the deep state, starting with the Roman Emperor Caligula.

01:21:45.000 Wow. Some basic truths that never go away.

01:21:48.000 A former dean at the University of Maryland School of Public Policy explains.

01:21:51.000 So they had a deep state?

01:21:53.000 It's the oldest thing there is.

01:21:54.000 Same sort of thing.

01:21:56.000 It's priests versus kings. 0.96

01:21:58.000 Fascists versus perverts. 0.99

01:21:59.000 Wow. The Roman emperor surrounded himself with a hand-picked Praetorian guard to keep him safe. 0.91

01:22:04.000 However, elite members of the guard knifed him in a corridor of what was the White House of its day.

01:22:09.000 Counting on the fealty of even the closest experts isn't always a good bet.

01:22:13.000 Wow. Yeah, you gotta play the game.

01:22:15.000 Wait, wait, but...

01:22:15.000 So there was people trying to assassinate everybody back then.

01:22:18.000 But it's awesome.

01:22:18.000 Do you know this?

01:22:19.000 Julius Caesar and Pompey and the other guy, the triumvirate it was called, where the three of them divided up Rome among themselves?

01:22:25.000 You've heard of that, right?

01:22:26.000 Look at this.

01:22:27.000 Ancient Chinese emperors discovered they couldn't rule effectively without nonpartisan experts.

01:22:33.000 Long before Caligula met his end, the emperors established a civil service filled with the experts who had passed an incredibly rigorous exam.

01:22:41.000 Researchers have called it the examination system from hell, which included, among other things, memorizing 400,000 characters of a Confucian text.

01:22:49.000 Cheating on the exam was discouraged.

01:22:52.000 Anyone caught looking on the paper of the person.

01:22:57.000 That's discouraging.

01:22:58.000 Well, that sounds like the right way to do it.

01:23:00.000 That's a great idea.

01:23:01.000 Like, make sure that anybody who's going to do that has to go through a crazy rigorous exam.

01:23:07.000 Like, why don't they have that? 0.98

01:23:08.000 When you see people that are like Congress people, they're like, how did that fucking kook get in office? 1.00

01:23:13.000 His family's involved and they're connected and it's giving a favor job. 0.99

01:23:17.000 How about that lady that dresses like a character in a Muppets movie? 1.00

01:23:20.000 Who? You know that one lady with the blue hair and the crazy glasses? 1.00

01:23:23.000 She doesn't even look like a real person.

01:23:25.000 Not the purple hair witch lady. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Yeah, the witch lady. 0.95

01:23:27.000 Oh, yeah. 0.95

01:23:28.000 Where's she from?

01:23:29.000 Connecticut or something?

01:23:29.000 I don't know.

01:23:29.000 But that kind of person.

01:23:31.000 If you're that old dressing like that, she looks like a mom whose son gets molested by Michael Jackson, and she didn't know. 0.89

01:23:37.000 That's what she looks like.

01:23:38.000 There's no way she's passing that rigorous exam.

01:23:41.000 Like, a rigorous exam would be a great idea.

01:23:43.000 They don't even read the bills they sign.

01:23:45.000 They don't have to read it.

01:23:46.000 Thomas Massey reads them.

01:23:47.000 Yeah. Dude, Trump going after him is one of the worst...

01:23:50.000 Oh, wait, hold on.

01:23:51.000 I'm going to forget.

01:23:51.000 Wasn't there a thing that was...

01:23:54.000 There's been multiple versions of bills that got passed where it's not physically possible to read the entire bill within the amount of time they were given.

01:24:05.000 Oh, that's not grounds to not believe in the entire government, just that alone.

01:24:09.000 But isn't that true?

01:24:10.000 Aren't some of them...

01:24:11.000 They do it all the time.

01:24:13.000 Let's find out.

01:24:13.000 What is the longest bill that's ever been passed?

01:24:16.000 How many pages?

01:24:18.000 Let's just imagine and let's find try to find out what the now imagine also these people are Congress people so they have very rigorous schedules You know they're fucking busy as shit all day long fundraising and they're supposed and they're doing a lot of that too And then they have to read how many pages well then they got a trip to Israel with their APAC coach 5,593 0.64

01:24:41.000 pages Yeah, that was...

01:25:08.000 Now, here's the thing about the COVID relief stuff.

01:25:10.000 Was that loans?

01:25:11.000 Like, how does that work?

01:25:12.000 It was the biggest upward transfer of wealth in the history of humanity.

01:25:17.000 It was.

01:25:18.000 They should have never signed it.

01:25:20.000 Massey was against it.

01:25:21.000 You could see, like, the amount of money people lost and the amount of money people gained.

01:25:26.000 And it's the exact same amount of money.

01:25:28.000 You know what's the great thing about America?

01:25:29.000 It's like $3.6 trillion, $3.9 trillion.

01:25:31.000 This is what I like about America, probably the most. 1.00

01:25:34.000 Because, you know, in Australia, they punked out to lock down fascist shit. 1.00

01:25:39.000 Because you know why? 1.00

01:25:40.000 The government paid their bills.

01:25:42.000 Also, they don't make guns. 0.99

01:25:43.000 And they gave up their guns a long time ago like suckers.

01:25:46.000 But here, because they don't even want you to have Social Security that you paid into, they're doing everything to get rid of that.

01:25:52.000 Medicare for all, that's not for you.

01:25:54.000 That's for other countries that we give your money to.

01:25:58.000 Did you see what Elon discovered about Social Security?

01:26:00.000 What? See if you can find it, Jamie, about the number of illegal aliens who are receiving Social Security.

01:26:08.000 We'll kick them off.

01:26:09.000 But there's like a scam to it all.

01:26:12.000 This is part of the incentivization.

01:26:16.000 This is how you incentivize people to vote for your party.

01:26:18.000 If you can allow these people to vote, and this is part of the scam.

01:26:21.000 If you've got them in the Social Security system, they're getting Medicaid, they're getting food stamps, whatever they're getting.

01:26:27.000 As soon as you can label them, they were talking about...

01:26:31.000 This one doctor, we had a video that we played where she was explaining how she was being encouraged to ask questions like, do you have a backache?

01:26:39.000 Do you have headaches?

01:26:40.000 Okay, you can have permanent disability.

01:26:42.000 You might need to transition.

01:26:44.000 That's what they do!

01:26:45.000 Do your head hurt? 0.99

01:26:46.000 You're trans. 0.97

01:26:46.000 Do they try to transition immigrants? 0.97

01:26:49.000 I heard that was true, but then I said that's too ridiculous. 0.87

01:26:51.000 You don't have to try. 0.90

01:26:52.000 Everybody wants it.

01:26:53.000 It's safe, effective.

01:26:55.000 It's as great as a COVID booster.

01:26:56.000 Do it today.

01:26:58.000 Really? They can make you a dong out of your leg.

01:27:02.000 They take a big chunk of meat out of your leg and make you a new dong. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Somebody already did that.

01:27:11.000 What were we just Googling, Jamie?

01:27:13.000 Yeah. Well, yeah, nobody wants fraud, okay?

01:27:16.000 But what they don't want is that the government...

01:27:20.000 Look, maybe it's a terrible idea the government does anything.

01:27:23.000 I'm sure it's better to have a corporation the size of a government do it with no constitution and I have no rights to it.

01:27:28.000 That's a good idea.

01:27:29.000 And I have an automated response, like an AI telling me if my insurance comes through or not.

01:27:33.000 I'm sure that's better.

01:27:34.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:27:35.000 Luigi Mangione didn't feel like that, they say.

01:27:37.000 I can't find it.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, the Free Luigi thing was really crazy. 0.99

01:27:42.000 Because America treats its own kids like garbage, that's the saving grace. 1.00

01:27:49.000 So the next lockdown or bullshit, they've already lost the truth. 1.00

01:27:53.000 During lockdowns, there ain't nothing to do but look into shit, is how I looked at it. 1.00

01:27:56.000 You know? 0.98

01:27:57.000 And I know a lot of ex-cons that know a lot more current events than me because they were locked down and just got informed.

01:28:02.000 That is when you got deep.

01:28:03.000 But also, you started working with Jimmy Dore.

01:28:05.000 As soon as you started working with Jimmy Dore, you immediately...

01:28:08.000 Well, first Barry, but he told me Jimmy was a good dude.

01:28:11.000 I didn't...

01:28:12.000 Barry Kremens.

01:28:13.000 Yeah. And Barry, the things he used to tell me about...

01:28:15.000 You know, by the way, sanctuary cities.

01:28:17.000 That's a Republican thing.

01:28:18.000 You know that, right?

01:28:19.000 I think that's Reagan.

01:28:20.000 The concept of a sanctuary city was Reagan.

01:28:23.000 Because as the great Bernie Sanders sometimes then not said, that is a Koch brothers proposition, open borders, right?

01:28:33.000 But then the Democrats suddenly hate open borders after they were all like, no, we've got to have borders.

01:28:38.000 And then the people that they wind up with their programming are still running around driving their fat scooters into Teslas like it matters.

01:28:47.000 But those are the same people that I was talking about earlier.

01:28:50.000 Those Tesla protesters.

01:28:52.000 They're the same people that join cults.

01:28:54.000 They're the same people that...

01:28:55.000 That don't know Democrats, mostly own Teslas?

01:28:57.000 They're the same people that are getting paid to go to the rallies. 1.00

01:29:01.000 There's a certain underclass of really fucking dumb people out there that you can exploit. 1.00

01:29:05.000 You can get them to do a lot of shit, man. 1.00

01:29:08.000 I would say the government employees are that. 0.99

01:29:10.000 But if you're hiring them all the time for protests, they're essentially government employees that are just...

01:29:16.000 Designed to perform propaganda.

01:29:19.000 If you're using government money, and you're paying people to go to a rally, and you're giving them signs, and you're making them cheer, and you're giving them money and food...

01:29:26.000 This is an article on the Daily Mail, but they're discussing what he said at the Wisconsin rally this week, I think, about Social Security and illegal aliens.

01:29:36.000 Okay, it says, lawfully present non-citizens of the United States who meet all eligibility requirements can qualify for Social Security benefits.

01:29:43.000 The SSA website states, this rule also applies to non-citizens authorized to work in the United States who got a Social Security number after December of 2003.

01:29:52.000 Well, did they pay into it or no?

01:29:55.000 I don't think, I don't know what, let me finish this.

01:29:59.000 Explanation and other portions of the Wisconsin event quickly went viral on Musk's social media app, X, as users cheered the fraud-finding effort.

01:30:09.000 It's absolutely infuriating.

01:30:10.000 One user wrote in response.

01:30:12.000 I hate when they do that, like, post people's tweets.

01:30:15.000 One user said, like, stop.

01:30:18.000 You're forming a narrative.

01:30:20.000 There's a lot of users.

01:30:21.000 Biden and team were bringing in millions of immigrants and putting them on benefits, another user wrote, reacting to the SSA numbers.

01:30:28.000 I know Elon keeps saying it was for votes, but that can't be the only reason.

01:30:32.000 They're correct.

01:30:33.000 Our military, people joining the military, is all-time low.

01:30:36.000 I say that Dick Durbin talking about we need new cops who don't want the money that old cops got.

01:30:42.000 We need new workers like at Purdue where they fired citizens from a government program to bring in asylum seekers and pay them less. 0.56

01:30:50.000 It's always about lowering your pay. 0.95

01:30:52.000 Every single goddamn thing is we got to be competitive. 0.99

01:30:56.000 It says... 0.99

01:30:57.000 People sometimes, this is Musk saying, people sometimes think that under the Biden administration, he was simply asleep with the switch.

01:31:05.000 They weren't asleep at the switch.

01:31:07.000 It was a massive, large-scale program to import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people and make it a permanent, deep blue, one-party state from which there would be no escape, the 53-year-old entrepreneur shared.

01:31:24.000 Another user reacted on X. He's right, but it's not just that.

01:31:28.000 It's not just that.

01:31:29.000 Okay. To add this, there's another article I was going to bring up.

01:31:31.000 They said that these claims are being claimed, but then they've asked for evidence, and they haven't received...

01:31:36.000 Which claims, exactly?

01:31:38.000 Entitlements fraud here, specifically.

01:31:40.000 He brought it up on this podcast.

01:31:41.000 Right. It says in an interview with us, okay, single biggest thing they're worried about is Doge going to turn off fraudulent payments of entitlements.

01:31:49.000 It says,"This lacks evidence.

01:31:52.000 Unauthorized immigrants are not eligible for most safety net benefits, and there's no evidence to suggest they're committing fraud en masse to obtain them." But hold on, it's not fraud.

01:32:03.000 If you ask people if they have headaches, and then you give them permanent Social Security, or you ask them if they have bad backs, who the fuck that's 40 doesn't have a bad back? 0.99

01:32:12.000 All you have to do is say your back hurts, and bam. 0.95

01:32:15.000 If they were really encouraging people to do that and they really are giving them social security numbers, why are you doing that?

01:32:22.000 But you're not doing it because you're super nice.

01:32:24.000 You're not doing it because you're super kind.

01:32:25.000 I'll tell you why.

01:32:26.000 You're doing it because you want them to vote for you.

01:32:27.000 So you know MS-13, right?

01:32:29.000 It's not just voting.

01:32:30.000 Those gangs?

01:32:32.000 MS-13 is now gone from El Salvador.

01:32:35.000 It's in America only.

01:32:38.000 America is a surveillance state.

01:32:39.000 How do you not know you have these people?

01:32:41.000 What I'm worried about here is...

01:32:43.000 I'm all for taking the unauthorized people off. 1.00

01:32:45.000 Show the evidence, obviously.

01:32:47.000 But here's the problem.

01:32:49.000 MS-13, you know those people they just deported? 0.99

01:32:52.000 All them people they rounded up, they're getting, what do you call it, collateral damage that I don't agree with and I think is pretty fucked up. 0.99

01:32:59.000 That gay hairdresser you brought up, we played the clip. 0.99

01:33:02.000 He's not in Trenderagua. 0.76

01:33:05.000 They just had a crown.

01:33:06.000 Well, he had a crown for his mom and a crown for his dad.

01:33:10.000 There's a soccer player who got tortured by the Maduro government, who I thought all the conservatives don't like because he's a commie. 0.99

01:33:17.000 And that guy came here after toe and water for the CIA, basically.

01:33:22.000 It was how I look at it.

01:33:23.000 And because he had a soccer ball with a crown, they threw him on the thing.

01:33:27.000 Never mind the girl, the PhD student, who wrote an op-ed about Gaza and got deported for supporting Hamas.

01:33:36.000 That's crazy.

01:33:37.000 Yeah, what was the op-ed?

01:33:38.000 Did you read it?

01:33:40.000 No, but you can write an op-ed.

01:33:41.000 It could have been something really bad.

01:33:42.000 No, but it was criticizing Israel, right, for their actions. 0.72

01:33:46.000 Oh, that's what she did? 0.97

01:33:47.000 I'm sorry.

01:33:47.000 That's bad.

01:33:48.000 She should be deported.

01:33:49.000 My bad. 0.98

01:33:49.000 She's a guest. 0.98

01:33:50.000 You don't get to have our rights just because you are here.

01:33:52.000 But that's a crazy thing to deport someone for.

01:33:55.000 If you're talking about horrific damage, horrific, you could see it on video.

01:34:02.000 How could criticizing that, how could you not be allowed to have a perspective?

01:34:09.000 On something that's clearly horrific.

01:34:13.000 Like, how could you not be allowed?

01:34:14.000 Because it doesn't help our team.

01:34:15.000 But was what she said, did she support Hamas in that paper?

01:34:19.000 Or did she just condemn Israel and their attacks?

01:34:23.000 I don't remember her ever supporting Hamas in the paper.

01:34:26.000 I know she said Palestinians.

01:34:27.000 No, but let's say she goes, hey, Hamas, let's say this was in the paper.

01:34:32.000 She goes, you know who supported Hamas?

01:34:35.000 Bibi Malkowski, excuse me, Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel for 20 years.

01:34:40.000 You know how I gave up on Hamas in 2006?

01:34:42.000 Yeah. Because I'm like, they're no good.

01:34:44.000 Well, Bibi thought it was a good strategy to prop them up to fight the West Bank Palestinians so that they could never have a two-party state from that treaty that they agreed to but never intended to keep. 1.00

01:34:58.000 So that's your fault, motherfucker. 1.00

01:35:01.000 This girl supported Hamas? 1.00

01:35:03.000 Not as much as the...

01:35:04.000 Prime Minister of Israel did, did she?

01:35:07.000 With millions of your tax dollars that we send to them for their great game theory based strategy.

01:35:14.000 Somebody goes, do you understand game theory?

01:35:16.000 Who said that to you? 0.64

01:35:17.000 A comic I like, Avi.

01:35:19.000 Don't say his name.

01:35:21.000 It's such a crazy thing to say. 0.98

01:35:23.000 I'm not against Israel existing or any of this bullshit that people make up. 0.98

01:35:27.000 Of course not. 0.95

01:35:27.000 And I'm not anti-Semitic. 0.95

01:35:28.000 First of all, I get a lot of anti-Semitism at me.

01:35:31.000 I remember...

01:35:32.000 Talking about on stage, somebody, oh, because your nose, somebody said from the audience, like, yeah, that's probably, yeah, probably.

01:35:36.000 If I wear glasses, it looks like my eyebrows and nose were included with my glasses.

01:35:40.000 You understand?

01:35:41.000 So if they round, I get it, if they round up Jews, I'll be just like one of these Venezuelans that's not in a gang, and I'll be sent to spare Guantanamo, which is what El Salvador is. 0.96

01:35:50.000 Again, Venezuelan gangs. 0.82

01:35:52.000 Not going to Venezuela?

01:35:53.000 Where they're from?

01:35:55.000 You're sending them to the MS-13 prison that...

01:35:59.000 You know, I was worried at first hearing about it because I'm like, what if you get the wrong person?

01:36:02.000 That's my concern.

01:36:02.000 That's the number one concern.

01:36:03.000 But luckily these geniuses have all tattooed MS-13 on their fucking head, so if the gangs ever learn not to do that, we're fucked. 1.00

01:36:11.000 If they learn not to tattoo their dumb shit gang symbol on their face, we won't be able to catch them. 1.00

01:36:17.000 Well, that's the only way you can trust a guy. 1.00

01:36:19.000 You gotta wear the colors. 0.99

01:36:20.000 And you know what's so funny about the gang shit? 0.99

01:36:22.000 First of all, I believe 100%. 1.00

01:36:25.000 CIA and whoever, in coordination with whatever dumb group, made those gangs in America. 0.96

01:36:31.000 Because the drive-by shootings, the Capone era kind of thing, the blacks were not doing that until after Vietnam. 0.95

01:36:38.000 The guys coming back from Vietnam were bringing tactics, guerrilla tactics to the hood. 0.89

01:36:43.000 You could see it in the documentary.

01:36:44.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of documentaries about it.

01:36:46.000 So, people come back from Vietnam if you notice. 0.97

01:36:49.000 But what about like Al Capone and all that type of shit? 0.97

01:36:51.000 Well, they had Tommy guns and cars, and I don't know. 0.97

01:36:55.000 I don't even know how much they did that.

01:36:56.000 Didn't they do drive-bys? 0.91

01:36:57.000 Yes, but I'm talking about black gangs. 1.00

01:36:59.000 Black gangs. 0.99

01:37:00.000 They got flooded with guns. 0.99

01:37:02.000 Chinese guns, a lot of them.

01:37:04.000 And crack.

01:37:05.000 And right around the same time, private prisons were coming into really getting to be a thing.

01:37:10.000 Then gangster...

01:37:10.000 Why'd the rap suddenly turn from like...

01:37:15.000 To like, you know, gangsta.

01:37:17.000 And the guy's doing the rapping.

01:37:19.000 Ice Cube, he talks about this.

01:37:21.000 And he's like, well, we're poor kids who don't know anything.

01:37:24.000 Right? So I understand that.

01:37:26.000 But then you realize the guy that owns, he said on Bill Maher's fucking thing, the guy that owns the record company also controlling shares of a private prison. 0.96

01:37:34.000 And they're like, give us more of that drug gangster stuff. 0.94

01:37:37.000 Now, the drug stuff is because they were on purpose, obviously, putting crack in the hood.

01:37:42.000 Like, all those conspiracy theorists hotep guys told us that you're like, well, it doesn't mean you have to do it.

01:37:49.000 Right? That's the clever response to that.

01:37:51.000 But they did it on purpose. 1.00

01:37:52.000 That's pretty fucked up. 0.99

01:37:53.000 What do you mean it doesn't mean you have to do it? 1.00

01:37:55.000 You mean...

01:37:56.000 A comic is having a joke, by the way.

01:37:57.000 Okay, let's say CIA did put crack in the hood.

01:37:59.000 Does that mean you have to do it?

01:38:00.000 Oh, right.

01:38:01.000 Which is a real... 0.99

01:38:03.000 Kind of like, you're not from there, you don't know shit what you're talking about. 0.97

01:38:06.000 Have you ever seen Freeway Ricky talk about it? 0.98

01:38:08.000 Yes, and of course the CIA worked with him. 0.94

01:38:11.000 Some dirtbag Cuban. 1.00

01:38:12.000 Crazy. Yeah, and Rick, now a prison guard uses his name to sell crime to kids. 1.00

01:38:19.000 But Freeway Rick Ross went to prison.

01:38:22.000 Okay? Yeah.

01:38:23.000 So, by the way, that cartel, the Mina-Arkansas cartel, run by Bill Clinton, I believe 100%, it's in Kathy O'Brien's book.

01:38:31.000 Maybe people thought Kathy O'Brien's book was far-fetched when it came out in the 90s, but I would go back and listen to it because it's amazing how much of this stuff correlates to stuff right now.

01:38:45.000 So they brought all that in the hood on purpose to finance the Contras, who Ben Shapiro will tell you were the good guys, but they were not. 0.99

01:38:53.000 They were scumbags. 0.97

01:38:54.000 Barry Crimmins used to always tell me about this stuff, and I go, who cares about Nicaragua in the 80s, dude? 1.00

01:38:58.000 Reagan's dead.

01:38:59.000 That's how I thought about it. 0.99

01:39:01.000 Because I'm dumb. 0.99

01:39:02.000 I'm slow, dude. 1.00

01:39:03.000 I'm not smart.

01:39:03.000 I'm slow.

01:39:04.000 It took years for it to dawn on me what he was talking about was 100% relevant, and since I've been on Jimmy's show, and the few good reporters that are left in the universe, I'll see their stuff, you know? 0.96

01:39:17.000 Aramonte and Max Blumenthal, by the way, both Jews, not anti-Semitic, do great reporting, and people call them conspiracy theorists, and they like to be respectable, I can tell, because I want to get into wacky shit.

01:39:30.000 I want to know crazy stuff, and I want to know the boring nerd stuff so I can try to see where they meet.

01:39:35.000 Right. I'm not trying to be—I'm not respectable at all.

01:39:38.000 I'm a clown. 0.99

01:39:39.000 So I don't give a shit if you think I'm respectable or not. 1.00

01:39:41.000 No, it's the perfect position to be in, to look at ridiculous ideas. 0.99

01:39:44.000 Because there's so many ridiculous ideas that turn out to actually be true. 0.90

01:39:47.000 How many jokes have you had?

01:39:49.000 Because I think I have a lot of jokes that you already had the thing.

01:39:53.000 About it, so I'm like, oh, I have to drop that.

01:39:54.000 Because very few people have a similar interest to what I would look at, right?

01:39:57.000 Oh, you and I?

01:39:58.000 Yeah. Oh, yeah, all the time.

01:39:59.000 And, um...

01:40:00.000 What do you call it?

01:40:03.000 Like, um...

01:40:04.000 I forgot what I was going to say.

01:40:07.000 I lost it. 0.98

01:40:09.000 But that's the best way to approach it because then you're not afraid to be ridiculous. 0.98

01:40:13.000 Because the problem with talking about UFOs or ghosts or anything is like you can look ridiculous. 0.81

01:40:19.000 Like if you're a guy who's an accountant and you're working on a big deal for a corporation and you're responsible for a lot of numbers, nobody wants to hear you talk about UFO abductions. 0.96

01:40:29.000 That's a retarded thing to talk about. 1.00

01:40:31.000 That's right. 0.99

01:40:31.000 You make people uncomfortable in the office. 0.99

01:40:33.000 This is silly. 0.97

01:40:34.000 Right. But it's probably not even real. 0.74

01:40:37.000 Mike Benz talking about it recently on...

01:40:39.000 What did he say?

01:40:40.000 That guy's great, man. 1.00

01:40:41.000 Goddamn. He chimed in on that Sean Ryan thing that I sent you to, Jamie. 0.97

01:40:46.000 He chimed in on it on the next page.

01:40:48.000 It was like a multi-page thing that I sent you, Jamie.

01:40:51.000 Just so everybody understands.

01:40:52.000 Hold on a second.

01:40:53.000 On the second thing, it was interesting what Mike Benz was saying.

01:40:59.000 That guy...

01:41:00.000 I mean, I'm like, how do you sleep, dude?

01:41:02.000 He's like, not that good.

01:41:04.000 Like, I don't sleep a lot.

01:41:05.000 Well, it's upsetting you to learn stuff, but you know what's the thing that makes you crazy?

01:41:09.000 They're bribing the Afghan Taliban warlords to keep the drugs flowing.

01:41:13.000 That's what the U.S. Institute of Peace payments were for.

01:41:15.000 That's exactly right, because we have a fentanyl problem, and we had our troops guarding poppy fields for pederast warlords.

01:41:23.000 You know about all that, dancing boys against Afghanistan, and how...

01:41:27.000 We would sometimes bring boys to the Northern Alliance.

01:41:30.000 United States Institute of Peace funded Taliban and Iraqi leaders.

01:41:35.000 The now-canceled USIP contracts included $132,000 for Mohammed Qasim Halimi, Afghanistan's former chief of protocol and a former Taliban member, and a staggering $1.3 million to the Al-Tadhamon Iraqi League for Youth.

01:41:55.000 It's like, everything named that, you just assume it's something bad, dude.

01:41:58.000 Well, that's how they like to do it, right?

01:42:00.000 Like, you know, the Patriot Act.

01:42:02.000 Like, that kind of thing.

01:42:03.000 Like, you just say, call it USAID.

01:42:06.000 Say, give it a nice name.

01:42:07.000 It's so insulting.

01:42:08.000 You know, that's what I find hilarious, is like, these people can't believe the same tricks that have always worked don't work forever, you know?

01:42:15.000 Well, they don't have new tricks.

01:42:17.000 And it's also with the internet now, when guys like Mike Benz, who spends like five hours a day breaking this shit down online, and then it spreads out, and Whitney Webb, and all these different people, and Jimmy, and you, constantly talking about this stuff.

01:42:28.000 It's very difficult to hide things anymore.

01:42:30.000 Well, once you realize, because just for being on the road and talking to people, or when I see, like, Trump...

01:42:35.000 Introducing it, my good friend Lindsey Graham, whenever I've come with the left, I talk to Lindsey Graham, and a whole crowd boos.

01:42:44.000 So that's because MAGA's not the brainwashed ones.

01:42:48.000 See, Democrats, I wouldn't even say some are brainwashed, but mostly, you literally get paid to be a Democrat.

01:42:54.000 Like, if you're an actor, or you're anything, the way you get not paid is not being a Democrat.

01:42:58.000 Do you see what's going on in France?

01:43:00.000 What happened now?

01:43:01.000 So this woman who was the head of the... 1.00

01:43:05.000 Oh, Marie Le Pen getting arrested.

01:43:07.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:08.000 So she should have made a deal with Israel like Trump. 0.55

01:43:10.000 What happened with her?

01:43:12.000 She lost some sort of a lawsuit.

01:43:16.000 Yeah, lawfare.

01:43:17.000 They lawfared her out because she's getting popular because they're swarming immigrants. 1.00

01:43:20.000 That plan's real.

01:43:21.000 See, that's the thing.

01:43:22.000 It's not just Democrats.

01:43:23.000 It's NGOs.

01:43:24.000 But it's also the fact that you can...

01:43:26.000 You can do this with lawfare, not just in America, or attempted to do it in America.

01:43:31.000 You know, I mean, it's essentially the same thing that happened to Trump.

01:43:33.000 I just wonder if it'll have the same type of rebound.

01:43:35.000 I guess she's appealing it.

01:43:37.000 They have no guns.

01:43:38.000 They put a giant butt plug in the middle of Paris one time, and they made an article. 0.54

01:43:42.000 Everybody was so crazy.

01:43:43.000 It's a beautiful piece of art. 0.94

01:43:44.000 They go, why is everybody so afraid of a Godzilla-sized butt plug? 0.99

01:43:48.000 Why are you worried about your anus? 0.99

01:43:49.000 Because I'm not worried about my anus. 0.99

01:43:51.000 That wouldn't go in my anus. 0.98

01:43:53.000 I want to know who you made that for. 0.98

01:43:55.000 Well, USAID. 0.91

01:43:56.000 USAID spent $2 trillion on that butt plug. 0.99

01:44:01.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:44:02.000 Show me the butt plug, Jamie. 0.99

01:44:04.000 Yeah, please. 0.98

01:44:04.000 The giant French butt plug statue. 0.98

01:44:06.000 When people say degenerate art, and I saw the tweet of it, and I'm like, that is an uncomfortable Nazi connection to me about it. 1.00

01:44:14.000 But there's no other word for making a giant butt plug in the center of your fucking... 1.00

01:44:18.000 That's degenerate. 1.00

01:44:19.000 There's not a word for that besides degenerate.

01:44:21.000 There just isn't.

01:44:21.000 There was some crazy violence between...

01:44:24.000 Oh my god.

01:44:25.000 And then getting mad at the people when they go... 0.97

01:44:27.000 That's such an obvious butt plug. 1.00

01:44:29.000 Yo, French people were like, for the French to say, what the fuck is this shit? 1.00

01:44:33.000 You know how perverse you are? 1.00

01:44:35.000 Hey, click on that. 0.81

01:44:36.000 Paul McCartney beaten up over...

01:44:38.000 McCarthy. Oh, McCarthy.

01:44:40.000 I hope it didn't.

01:44:41.000 I had to double check.

01:44:41.000 Yeah, no, Paul McCartney.

01:44:42.000 This is shit. 1.00

01:44:44.000 I was hoping that Paul McCartney was complaining about it. 1.00

01:44:47.000 Oh, look, there's another one.

01:44:47.000 Oh, this is his theme.

01:44:49.000 Oh, he's a butt plug guy. 0.99

01:44:51.000 Oh, he's a freak. 0.95

01:44:52.000 Can I see a photo of this gentleman? 0.99

01:44:53.000 I bet he's a freak.

01:44:54.000 You know, it wouldn't be a big deal. 0.75

01:44:56.000 Is that him?

01:44:57.000 French president.

01:44:59.000 This is wonderful. 0.98

01:45:00.000 I love a good butt plug. 0.95

01:45:03.000 You know what this reminds me of?

01:45:04.000 Remember Sam Smith's devil top hat performance at the Grammys that people got mad about? 1.00

01:45:09.000 And they go, there was always satanic shit. 1.00

01:45:11.000 Look at this one he made. 1.00

01:45:14.000 Is that dude butt fucking a dog? 1.00

01:45:17.000 Is that what I'm seeing? 1.00

01:45:19.000 They're pigs, I think. 0.99

01:45:19.000 If you make transgressive art, why would you want the government of France to put it in the town square? 0.99

01:45:24.000 Like, the point... 1.00

01:45:25.000 This guy is butt-fucking pigs. 1.00

01:45:28.000 Well, that's... 1.00

01:45:29.000 What is he making?

01:45:31.000 What is this? 1.00

01:45:33.000 So a guy who makes butt-fuck statues... 1.00

01:45:36.000 It's called Train. 0.99

01:45:37.000 How much did he...

01:45:38.000 It's called Train.

01:45:39.000 How much did he get paid to make that butt-plug?

01:45:42.000 Oh, plenty.

01:45:43.000 Find out how much that French butt-plug cost. 0.90

01:45:46.000 Do you think that stuff like that is done?

01:45:49.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:45:50.000 Here, one experiences fully articulated body parts right down to the male figure's pursed lips and the pig's heaving chest.

01:45:58.000 All in service of a mesmerizing tableau that redefines sculptural form.

01:46:07.000 Redefines sculptural form. 1.00

01:46:09.000 That's a guy fucking a pig, yeah! 1.00

01:46:10.000 It redefines sculptural form. 1.00

01:46:12.000 It's like the James Lindsay, those fake tapes, those fake papers.

01:46:15.000 Exactly! It's almost like the same thing.

01:46:17.000 But how much did this guy get paid for that butt plug? 0.97

01:46:20.000 I want to find out. 0.97

01:46:21.000 Take a guess before we do it.

01:46:23.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait.

01:46:23.000 It's got to be the millions, obviously.

01:46:25.000 Yeah, $2 million.

01:46:26.000 Is it more or less than we gave the Taliban by mistake? 0.83

01:46:29.000 Well, we gave them on purpose every month, right?

01:46:31.000 I'm going to say $50 million because that's the standard Illuminati payment for degenerate art.

01:46:36.000 Wow. I said $2.

01:46:37.000 I think I'm off.

01:46:38.000 I think it's less than $2.

01:46:39.000 How much?

01:46:40.000 I hope.

01:46:42.000 And don't forget to convert the francs.

01:46:44.000 Do they use euros over there?

01:46:48.000 Yeah. It was supposed to be a Christmas tree.

01:46:49.000 That's what it was called. 1.00

01:46:50.000 Yeah, it looks like one from a guy who likes butt-fucking. 0.99

01:46:53.000 It says he admitted it was supposed to be a joke. 0.99

01:46:55.000 You know, it is a joke.

01:46:56.000 Oh, it's a joke, but he got paid for it.

01:46:57.000 What do you think that guy paid?

01:47:00.000 I think it's about two.

01:47:01.000 I mean, 1.7, I feel like.

01:47:03.000 I feel like 1.7 million.

01:47:06.000 I need to know, Jamie.

01:47:08.000 I bet it's more because it's got to be some kind of money laundering, because why would you do that?

01:47:12.000 Even $1.7 million is money laundering. 0.60

01:47:14.000 That's a butt plug.

01:47:15.000 It's worth $30. 0.87

01:47:16.000 But it's so visible. 1.00

01:47:17.000 It's just so stupid. 1.00

01:47:18.000 It's so obviously a butt plug. 1.00

01:47:20.000 It's like if you had a rubber gun and tried to say, no, that's not a gun. 0.97

01:47:24.000 What are you mad?

01:47:24.000 That's a lighter.

01:47:25.000 Have you ever seen a lighter like that?

01:47:27.000 That's all it is.

01:47:28.000 It's a lighter.

01:47:28.000 Oh, what do you think?

01:47:29.000 There's a war on Christmas? 0.93

01:47:32.000 There's a war on Christianity, so I put a butt plug in the middle of Town Square. 0.97

01:47:35.000 You know who loves Christmas, by the way? 0.97

01:47:36.000 China! When I was there, it was Christmas.

01:47:40.000 They sell a lot of stuff.

01:47:41.000 Dude, they took off with Christmas in China.

01:47:43.000 They love it.

01:47:44.000 Sure, it's a good time to sell things.

01:47:46.000 Yeah, they get it.

01:47:47.000 It's great.

01:47:48.000 Otherwise, we're not going to spend above your means.

01:47:50.000 We need a few holidays to spend above your means.

01:47:53.000 It's important to put you into credit card debt.

01:47:55.000 It keeps the magic going.

01:47:57.000 Yes. See, our economy is not even a pyramid.

01:48:00.000 It's Wile E. Coyote before he looks down, basically.

01:48:03.000 As long as we can keep you from looking down...

01:48:05.000 Let's imagine AI becomes sentient, and it looks at the society and says,"Listen, I'm not gonna kill you all, but we gotta change the way you guys run things." You can't run things anymore.

01:48:15.000 What you've done with money and natural resources and all these different...

01:48:19.000 All the stuff that you've done has just made the world a worse place, and you're just running towards the bottom.

01:48:25.000 So it's gonna punish the leaders.

01:48:26.000 No more private jets.

01:48:29.000 Even out everything.

01:48:31.000 Like, it'll probably have to eliminate property.

01:48:35.000 Again, who's programming the AI?

01:48:37.000 It's probably going to assign us a certain amount of things that we can have in our life, and no one can get greedy, and no one can earn more, so there's no reason to get inspired.

01:48:47.000 And who's making this?

01:48:48.000 AI. No, AI's going to do it for itself.

01:48:51.000 Yeah, I know the problems.

01:48:53.000 Do you know what a golem is? 1.00

01:48:54.000 A golem? 0.97

01:48:55.000 Yes. Okay.

01:48:56.000 It's made out of clay, right?

01:48:57.000 Yeah, like a dreidel, but it's a Frankenstein made of mud. 0.84

01:49:02.000 And there's a story of this guy Esoterica, or his channel's good.

01:49:07.000 It's very academic.

01:49:08.000 He's not like conspirators or anything.

01:49:09.000 He just studies his stuff.

01:49:11.000 But the theme of it is like one rabbi makes a golem and he puts Tav. 0.82

01:49:15.000 I can't remember the letters of the name of God on his head, so it's alive, and sends it to another rabbi. 0.99

01:49:20.000 And that rabbi, I'm really paraphrasing, but he's like, oh, this golem's a good guy.

01:49:25.000 That must have been a righteous rabbi. 0.85

01:49:26.000 Who made this golem? 1.00

01:49:28.000 And then he erases it and it's not alive anymore.

01:49:31.000 And there's more to it, but here's the theme of the story.

01:49:34.000 If you're a righteous person and you do that, the thing of putting on life, then your creation will be righteous, okay?

01:49:42.000 But if you're not, like let's say you pour hate and fear and anger into it, right?

01:49:46.000 Right. Or whatever the hell you do, it's going to be a reflection of that.

01:49:50.000 So this AI God, I don't think is...

01:49:53.000 It's being programmed by anyone, by God. 1.00

01:49:55.000 It's being programmed by creeps, weird, uncanny valley looking, mutated dick motherfuckers with variation on the Epstein dick. 1.00

01:50:06.000 You want to believe in aliens? 1.00

01:50:07.000 I want every tech billionaire to whip their dick out and I want to look at what the fuck their dick looks like because I'm a dick phrenologist. 1.00

01:50:14.000 You know phrenology? 1.00

01:50:16.000 I don't think it works, but I'll bet on somebody's dick... 0.99

01:50:18.000 What is phrenology? 1.00

01:50:19.000 Isn't that like kidney disease?

01:50:20.000 The bumps in your skull determine your behavior.

01:50:23.000 Is that PH phrenology?

01:50:25.000 Is that what it is?

01:50:26.000 Yeah, phrenology with PH.

01:50:32.000 Phrenology. When you get your security clearance, they should really analyze, and I'll be glad they should analyze to see if your dick is weird. 1.00

01:50:39.000 I feel like you're going to be weird. 0.99

01:50:41.000 You know what's weird about the whole phrenology thing?

01:50:44.000 We're the smarter ones, right?

01:50:45.000 But the Neanderthals had a bigger brain. 0.99

01:50:48.000 So what the fuck happened? 0.99

01:50:49.000 Well, you told me that I thought you were exaggerating your Deanderthal DNA. 0.99

01:50:54.000 And then when you showed me your hands, because you have the same size hands as me, right?

01:50:57.000 Yeah, they're pretty big.

01:50:58.000 They're basically the same size.

01:51:00.000 I'm 6'4".

01:51:01.000 The freaky thing is the fist size.

01:51:03.000 My fists are crazy.

01:51:04.000 It's just nuts.

01:51:05.000 It's just bizarre.

01:51:05.000 But they were when I was like 15, 16 years old.

01:51:08.000 I believe you're a Neanderthal. 0.93

01:51:09.000 Well, there's more.

01:51:12.000 People that live in Nordic countries and Danish countries, like the Northern Europeans, there's a lot of Neanderthal DNA out there. 0.98

01:51:21.000 People started fucking each other and then I guess... 0.87

01:51:24.000 It was probably, I wonder if it was like Neanderthal males and human females or human females or human males and Neanderthal females. 0.87

01:51:32.000 I wonder like which one made, because like there's certain hybrids that can't breed, you know, and then there's certain ones that can.

01:51:40.000 Right. So I wonder how close we were to them where we could breed.

01:51:45.000 You have to be very close to breed.

01:51:46.000 How do they do that?

01:51:47.000 And not have a mule?

01:51:48.000 Right, right, right, right.

01:51:49.000 Exactly. Mule.

01:51:50.000 It's a perfect example.

01:51:52.000 They're sterile.

01:51:53.000 They can't make more mules. 0.96

01:51:54.000 You have to make a mule with a horse and a donkey.

01:51:56.000 Now, I thought Neanderthals died out because they spoke out against an experimental gene therapy posing as a vaccine, and they were destroyed by Cro-Magnon corporations. 0.75

01:52:03.000 I wonder if...

01:52:05.000 We're the iPhone 16 of people.

01:52:10.000 They probably had a bunch of other ones before.

01:52:13.000 That's in the culture. 0.98

01:52:14.000 The Fifth Root Race and all that bullshit from Madame Blavatsky. 0.98

01:52:18.000 Well, imagine if you're creating a human and you have a bunch of different versions of it. 0.93

01:52:22.000 If you're the Anunnaki, you're these nine-foot-tall gods from Planet Nibiru, and you come down here, you try 6%. 1.00

01:52:29.000 You try 6% with the Neanderthals, and then maybe you try 7% with the Homo sapiens. 0.55

01:52:35.000 And we'll see what's the difference.

01:52:36.000 Well, the lore...

01:52:37.000 Let's see how it works out. 0.99

01:52:37.000 I'll tell you the lore, as I understand it, is, yeah, they did all that and all kinds of wild, gross shit. 0.99

01:52:43.000 Right, but just think about the timeline of Neanderthals. 0.99

01:52:46.000 So Neanderthals existed unchanged for half a fucking... 0.98

01:52:51.000 Billion years, right? 0.99

01:52:52.000 Or half a million years.

01:52:53.000 It was like 500,000 years of Neanderthals existing.

01:52:57.000 Right. And then a very short burst all of a sudden in the brain.

01:53:00.000 Right, right, right.

01:53:00.000 I've heard cooking food.

01:53:01.000 There's a lot of ideas of why.

01:53:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:53:03.000 It's not that.

01:53:04.000 No, but Neanderthals had bigger brains, so it doesn't make any sense. 0.54

01:53:07.000 So it's even weirder. 0.98

01:53:09.000 Dude, bait is better than VHS, but guess who fucking won? 1.00

01:53:12.000 Yeah, but imagine if you're Nibiru people, you're these aliens, and you're like, these motherfuckers aren't learning shit. 1.00

01:53:18.000 They're too animalistic. 1.00

01:53:20.000 Right. They had much larger eyes.

01:53:23.000 Some people speculate they had night vision like a dog does.

01:53:26.000 You know how dogs' eyes glow when they see headlights?

01:53:28.000 Is that the guy that says that the Neanderthals were scary beasts and we killed them?

01:53:32.000 No, that's another one.

01:53:32.000 Because they could see in the dark and we couldn't?

01:53:34.000 But they think that's probably true.

01:53:36.000 I think they think that based on the...

01:53:39.000 Have you ever seen the size of Neanderthal skulls compared to humans? 0.99

01:53:43.000 The eyeball socket is fucking huge. 0.95

01:53:45.000 So their eyeballs were bigger, and so why would that be the case? 0.98

01:53:49.000 Well, it might be like the case with dogs and deer and all these other animals.

01:53:52.000 I think that eyeball, and I have zero expertise, because the size of the brain doesn't necessarily mean you're smart. 0.97

01:54:00.000 It's like how deep and wrinkly, which is how I know I have smart balls. 0.88

01:54:05.000 But the eyes, there's something about big eyes. 0.91

01:54:09.000 To me, that indicates some kind of intelligence thing.

01:54:13.000 Well, they were very intelligent.

01:54:15.000 They used tools.

01:54:15.000 So we know all this.

01:54:16.000 But the thing is, there's physical intelligence that they had that's probably way superior to ours.

01:54:23.000 Meaning, like, they're way stronger.

01:54:25.000 Their bones are way denser.

01:54:27.000 And their tendon strength must have been, like, multiple times what a normal human man is at that size.

01:54:33.000 So you're dealing with a physically superior thing that was too primal.

01:54:37.000 So they had to introduce another version, which is slightly less primal.

01:54:44.000 That's the one that figured out how to make everything.

01:54:47.000 That's the one that figured out how to do metallurgy.

01:54:49.000 That's the one that figured out industrial enterprise and the combustion engine and planes.

01:54:55.000 You hear what you're saying?

01:54:56.000 Those are jobs.

01:54:57.000 So here's what I would say.

01:54:59.000 Since human nature is programmability, what they were aiming for...

01:55:03.000 Is something curious.

01:55:05.000 Well, that, but I don't want...

01:55:07.000 You can even see now...

01:55:08.000 Curious and ambitious makes new alien life.

01:55:12.000 That's all it takes.

01:55:13.000 Curiosity and ambition, and that's what two things that human beings have. 0.99

01:55:16.000 So you might have to stunt it sometimes in people by dumping shit on... 0.99

01:55:19.000 It's too late now. 0.98

01:55:21.000 Chemtrails, a goofy thing that I thought was absolutely made up.

01:55:25.000 Those are just contrails.

01:55:27.000 No, that's called geoengineering.

01:55:29.000 That's real.

01:55:29.000 No, listen.

01:55:30.000 It's both.

01:55:30.000 This is what's important when it comes to this one.

01:55:34.000 There's a real reality of jet engines getting hot, passing through condensation, making clouds.

01:55:39.000 That's a fact.

01:55:40.000 Regular jets like a Delta Airlines that's filled with people that's not trying to be spraying chemtrails will make clouds behind it and depending upon the amount of moisture in the air, it'll linger.

01:55:51.000 For a long time.

01:55:52.000 These streaks across the sky.

01:55:54.000 That's what I thought it all was, but it's not.

01:55:56.000 It's not.

01:55:57.000 And this is how you know it's not, because Bill Gates has openly talked about experiments where they use reflective particles and suspend them in the atmosphere to cool off the earth.

01:56:06.000 We have a treaty. 0.99

01:56:07.000 But also, that's a crazy fucking idea. 0.88

01:56:11.000 Wait, I told you we have a treaty for weather weapons that was signed in the 70s to agree not to use weather weapons. 0.98

01:56:16.000 Oh yeah, but we've been able to cloud seed forever.

01:56:18.000 Making it rain, how weather manipulation and geoengineering are fueling global tensions.

01:56:23.000 Well, listen, we talked about it the other day, what they did in Dubai. 1.00

01:56:26.000 They fucked up. 0.99

01:56:27.000 And they went too hard with the cloud seeding. 1.00

01:56:30.000 Crazy flooding they had, because they're not set up for that kind of rainfall. 1.00

01:56:34.000 They're in the fucking desert. 0.99

01:56:35.000 They're like something out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like the crazy prince makes a chocolate palace. 1.00

01:56:40.000 It's like that.

01:56:41.000 Dubai has all the money in the world, because I have friends that are from Dubai, and I found out my buddy, which is cool this chick, I like her, but they're so rich that to distinguish yourself from other people, you have to have the lowest license plate number. 0.65

01:56:56.000 Right. Yeah, you want number one.

01:56:58.000 Because everybody has all the other crap. 0.97

01:57:00.000 So how do you even distinct? 0.99

01:57:01.000 That's Saudi Arabia as well.

01:57:02.000 They do Saudi summers in LA.

01:57:05.000 Have you ever been around for that?

01:57:06.000 No. So in Saudi Arabia, summer is so hot that LA summer seems like a bargain. 0.99

01:57:11.000 Yeah. So these guys, they all buy these beautiful houses in Beverly Hills and they all drive these crazy Lamborghinis with Saudi plates. 0.90

01:57:19.000 Right. So they have like some sort of a diplomatic community.

01:57:22.000 You can really drive them.

01:57:23.000 So there's videos of these guys in Beverly Hills.

01:57:26.000 Before the pandemic, racing down local streets, like having drag races in Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

01:57:35.000 Yeah, what are you going to do about it?

01:57:36.000 Have you seen it?

01:57:37.000 No. And one of them fucked his car up. 0.99

01:57:39.000 His car's like smoking. 0.99

01:57:40.000 He pulls it into the driveway.

01:57:42.000 Everyone's filming.

01:57:42.000 All the neighbors are filming.

01:57:44.000 And then the guy just gets on a plane.

01:57:45.000 He gets out of the country.

01:57:46.000 See ya!

01:57:47.000 Yeah, a whole bunch of Hunter Bidens.

01:57:48.000 And just jets before they get caught.

01:57:49.000 And they have some weird diplomatic immunity, too.

01:57:52.000 No, that's what I'm saying.

01:57:53.000 That's why they're doing it.

01:57:54.000 Diplomatic immunity is a trip.

01:57:56.000 That's a crazy thing.

01:57:57.000 You could just come to the country, just go wild, run stoplights, race down the street in a Ferrari.

01:58:03.000 Have a slave?

01:58:04.000 You could have a slave? 0.78

01:58:05.000 Really? Dude, when I was in New York, this happened at least two times.

01:58:10.000 It was always an Indian diplomat, and they had some Bangladeshi girl that they took her passport. 0.83

01:58:16.000 I remember it was a big conference, because one...

01:58:18.000 Oh, this is in...

01:58:20.000 This has to be like almost 20 years ago.

01:58:21.000 I'm going to send you something, Jamie.

01:58:22.000 But anyway, there was a bunch of Indian newspapers at the time, 20 years ago, that were outraged that this woman was even arrested because that diplomatic...

01:58:30.000 Because, I don't know if you know, people that come from a lot of money, they think they should have slaves.

01:58:35.000 They genuinely, when they learn Aristotelian philosophy, learn that some people are the controllers and some people are the peasants.

01:58:42.000 And it's for the best.

01:58:44.000 And did you hear that guy at the beginning, Braddock, where he goes...

01:58:47.000 The few have to be sacrificed for the many?

01:58:49.000 Yeah. That cokehead, allegedly, in my mind, is saying... 1.00

01:58:54.000 Could have just been nervous.

01:58:55.000 But the way he said that, to me, sounds like things I would recite from being in church that are drummed in my head.

01:59:02.000 That's why it was so important that you said that before the pandemic.

01:59:05.000 I see it. 1.00

01:59:06.000 I see the same fucking shit. 1.00

01:59:07.000 I see the same shit. 1.00

01:59:08.000 So I've already been, like... 1.00

01:59:10.000 You know, my mother, I still talk.

01:59:11.000 Some people leave and their Scientology cutoffs.

01:59:15.000 But that wasn't the case with me.

01:59:17.000 Everybody does how they're going to do.

01:59:20.000 But I already went through the thing of like, this is the only thing I've ever known that to be true.

01:59:23.000 And then if I turn my back, then I'm losing like all.

01:59:27.000 So I've done that.

01:59:28.000 Right. So I don't give a fuck about it ever again. 0.97

01:59:31.000 Right. I don't care if everybody's mad at me. 0.98

01:59:33.000 I don't care if somebody like, you know, if somebody coaches Coleman Hughes to come on and refute a thing I said.

01:59:39.000 Who I like that guy, but like, I would never do that.

01:59:43.000 I would never, dude, if I'm wrong, you could be sure I'm wrong because I'm wrong and not because I got paid to be wrong.

01:59:49.000 100%. I back you on that 100%.

01:59:51.000 I got to take a piss so bad.

01:59:52.000 I know me too.

01:59:53.000 Let's do it.

01:59:53.000 We'll come right back.

01:59:54.000 We're back.

01:59:55.000 So where were we?

01:59:56.000 What were we talking about?

01:59:57.000 Do you remember Jamie?

01:59:59.000 Yeah. Something about the world falling apart?

02:00:03.000 Well, guess what?

02:00:05.000 If we go to...

02:00:06.000 Project Sycamore?

02:00:08.000 Dubai? Oh yeah, Dubai.

02:00:09.000 Listen, if we go to Iran, because I was going to get rid of this joke to 20-year-olds in the audience that they were bringing back the draft and you're going for sure. 0.90

02:00:16.000 And don't try to get your way out.

02:00:19.000 We're going.

02:00:20.000 Iran? They want that Iran war so bad. 0.72

02:00:23.000 And Trump has brought so many snakes to his bosom. 1.00

02:00:26.000 Again, like that Mike Waltz dipshit. 0.99

02:00:28.000 Why do you think they want... 0.97

02:00:30.000 To do that.

02:00:31.000 The Greater Israel Project, the thing Wesley Clark talked about back when they mapped out all the countries they wanted, knocked out Libya, Iraq.

02:00:37.000 We've got all of them except Iran, I think. 1.00

02:00:39.000 Syria, we got our Al-Qaeda guys in there, so great job, everyone.

02:00:44.000 Jesus Christ.

02:00:45.000 People from Syria, if you ever talk to them. 0.79

02:00:47.000 Yeah. I mean, out of all the things that the government has fucked up, this regime change thing, they've fucked that up more than anything. 0.55

02:00:54.000 Like, has it ever worked out better for the people that lived there? 0.81

02:00:57.000 Think about how many people died during- That's not the goal.

02:00:59.000 I know, I understand.

02:01:00.000 Yeah. But I think about, like, trying to sell the same thing over and over and over again.

02:01:04.000 It's insulting, isn't it?

02:01:05.000 Yeah, it is. 0.99

02:01:05.000 Because every single time, it's been a fucking disaster. 0.99

02:01:08.000 Even an idiot could put it to- like me. 1.00

02:01:11.000 Yeah. I remember the day where I was like, It was probably 2015, 2016. 1.00

02:01:15.000 I was like, are we still in Iraq?

02:01:17.000 Like, it felt like I left the oven on.

02:01:19.000 And we're hearing the same thing.

02:01:20.000 Like, weapons of mass destruction, they're this close.

02:01:22.000 They're this close. 0.96

02:01:23.000 Oh, by the way, everyone, if we do go to war, and if you're dumb enough to sign up to go to Iran, just so you know, we can't beat Iran. 0.90

02:01:31.000 We haven't won a war in 80 years. 0.83

02:01:32.000 I don't know why everybody seems to forget that we don't win these wars.

02:01:36.000 I mean, somebody wins.

02:01:37.000 It ain't you.

02:01:38.000 It ain't you fighting it. 0.97

02:01:39.000 That's for goddamn sure. 0.95

02:01:41.000 But... All of them have hypers... 0.97

02:01:42.000 So if we go to bomb Iran, Iran has hypersonic missiles that we do not have. 0.81

02:01:47.000 So think of how much money...

02:01:48.000 They do?

02:01:49.000 Oh, yes.

02:01:50.000 How do you know what the military has?

02:01:52.000 Oh, we did a story on it, and I was like this. 0.98

02:01:54.000 I'm like, are you shitting me? 0.77

02:01:55.000 We don't have the best missiles? 0.82

02:01:57.000 No. We were doing things like using Ukraine as missiles. 0.94

02:02:00.000 There's a lot of stuff that the United States always possesses that are top secret.

02:02:04.000 Like, there's certain videos that they will not show, allegedly, of UFOs, because then it would reveal the kind of surveillance equipment that they have available and where the surveillance equipment is, including underwater stuff.

02:02:17.000 Well, the really good stuff I doubt America has.

02:02:21.000 It's the people in charge of America have, but not America.

02:02:24.000 But these missiles... 1.00

02:02:27.000 They can't stop them with, like, Iron Dome kind of shit. 0.99

02:02:30.000 No, they're too fast. 0.99

02:02:32.000 And they change direction.

02:02:33.000 Yeah, Russia has... 0.83

02:02:34.000 It's not the same as, like, a NATO alliance, but they have signed a thing with China and Iran.

02:02:39.000 Oh, great.

02:02:40.000 Yeah, so the war with Russia that we're supposed to avoid by this Ukraine thing that's...

02:02:44.000 I guess Zelensky gave the minerals already to the UK a long time ago, which is why Boris Johnson sabotaged the peace deal before, I'm guessing, among other crazy reasons.

02:02:54.000 So if we go bomb Iran, that might bring Russia into its world. 0.99

02:02:57.000 Somebody wants World War III real bad.

02:03:00.000 Jesus Christ, you're freaking me out, Kurt.

02:03:02.000 This is like the green room at night.

02:03:04.000 I believe in God, so I'm like, I can't wait to tell on everybody. 1.00

02:03:07.000 Please kill me. 0.99

02:03:08.000 I cannot wait to tell God on you. 1.00

02:03:10.000 I can't wait.

02:03:12.000 I'm not telling you I want God to believe, but I'm just saying.

02:03:14.000 How bizarre is it that you're kind of right?

02:03:16.000 How bizarre is it that you're right, that we're inching closer and closer towards World War III, and that's not what people are concerned about.

02:03:23.000 They're concerned with putting a swastika on a Tesla.

02:03:26.000 It's because it's called mind control.

02:03:28.000 I bring it up nonstop, actually, to the point of annoying, I would say.

02:03:32.000 MK Monarch was the one in the 90s that probably most of these actors and all these figures that are like, why are there hotter people in government all of a sudden?

02:03:39.000 I want to show you something.

02:03:41.000 Jamie, put that thing I just sent you.

02:03:44.000 These are the same people.

02:03:46.000 That are getting paid to go to the Tesla demonstrations.

02:03:52.000 Yeah. Same people that get paid to go to the Tesla protests?

02:03:55.000 They do human dog obedience shows like this.

02:04:00.000 These are the people.

02:04:00.000 That Matt Damon crossdresser from the Nuclear Commission that was stealing luggage?

02:04:04.000 Yeah, that guy.

02:04:05.000 I thought it was him, but they put a thing on?

02:04:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:08.000 Now, this is a crazy conspiracy I made up.

02:04:10.000 Okay. You know how at Disney, you were talking about at Disney that they couldn't find the dwarves?

02:04:14.000 Right. There's a story about Walt Disney.

02:04:16.000 They wanted Pinocchio to be on a ballot, so he hired little people to be Pinocchios, and he just left some food and wine up there.

02:04:23.000 And it got real hot, and I think they were stuck on the roof, so they just took off their hats, and there were these drunk dwarves yelling cursing the kids at Disneyland.

02:04:33.000 But you know how the employees have to keep their...

02:04:36.000 They're suit on at all times, to the point of it's like some kind of Guantanamo torture.

02:04:41.000 Right. So where did furries come from?

02:04:44.000 I think that, and Dizzy's part of it, now I'm just pulling this out of my ass, dude. 0.98

02:04:49.000 I like where you're going with this stuff. 0.99

02:04:50.000 They're genetically engineering employees who like to be in a fur suit.

02:04:53.000 It's almost erotic to them.

02:04:55.000 They have the minds, even though they're smart.

02:04:57.000 Right? And they know math.

02:04:58.000 They love products.

02:05:00.000 Ooh, is this a new lightsaber?

02:05:03.000 I'm 40, but I'm excited as a child.

02:05:05.000 And I love wearing this suit because that's how I come.

02:05:08.000 And they genetically...

02:05:09.000 All the stuff they put in is making these employees for the theme parks.

02:05:13.000 That's what furries are for. 1.00

02:05:15.000 People that want to be in that hot, awful suit.

02:05:17.000 Wow. I'm just making that up as a joke, but I mean...

02:05:21.000 You might be right.

02:05:21.000 It might be like one of them MKUltra things.

02:05:24.000 Well, Disneyland was 100% involved in that.

02:05:27.000 There's no underneath Florida Disney because it's a swamp.

02:05:30.000 But Disneyland, of course, they're patriots.

02:05:33.000 Walt Disney's a patriot.

02:05:34.000 If the intelligence agencies need to do something there and we're doing a thing with kids, of course he's going to be involved in it.

02:05:39.000 You know, he didn't create all that.

02:05:41.000 It's like Bill Burr's joke about Steve Jobs.

02:05:44.000 Like, you just yelled at a nerd to keep soldering to make the iPhone.

02:05:48.000 But they act like... 0.98

02:05:49.000 You know, this Ayn Rand bullshit where it's like a great industrialist came up with this. 1.00

02:05:53.000 Like, did you just tell people what to do, dickhead? 0.99

02:05:56.000 That's important. 0.98

02:05:56.000 You need that, but you get all the credit. 0.98

02:06:00.000 It's all on you.

02:06:01.000 That seems weird, like a feudalism of some kind, doesn't it?

02:06:04.000 Well, you know, someone was pointing out all the different companies that were actually started by Nazis while people were freaking out about Tesla.

02:06:12.000 And one of them that I didn't know, did you know that Audi used to make camps?

02:06:20.000 Were they reliable?

02:06:24.000 Before Audi, the parent company, the original company, Audi, was Auto Union.

02:06:29.000 And in 2014, I believe, it was revealed that they were making camps for the SS in World War II.

02:06:38.000 Like, this is one of the ways they got started. 0.99

02:06:41.000 And they made a fucking car for Hitler. 1.00

02:06:42.000 They made a race car for Hitler. 1.00

02:06:44.000 Yeah, well, I mean, Ford did that.

02:06:46.000 Ford did it?

02:06:47.000 Yes. What do you mean?

02:06:48.000 Made Hitler a car? 0.80

02:06:49.000 He made cars for the Nazis. 0.68

02:06:51.000 Rick Overton's dad in World War II, they had some car, they popped it open, it was American. 1.00

02:06:56.000 He was like, wow, okay, that's bullshit. 1.00

02:06:58.000 What? Hold on a second. 1.00

02:06:59.000 We'll get to that in a second.

02:07:00.000 Nazi SS divisions built seven labor camps where more than 3,700 prisoners were put to work for auto union.

02:07:07.000 So this was like for Audi.

02:07:10.000 They had people working at factories in the eastern German cities of, say that word.

02:07:15.000 How do you say that word?

02:07:18.000 Zwickau? No, it's below Jamie.

02:07:20.000 Right there.

02:07:21.000 Zwickau? What are we pointing out?

02:07:24.000 Historical investigation commissioned by the company found that thousands of concentration camp inmates had been forced to work for auto union and automobile manufacturer founded in 1932 and a forerunner to the company of today's Audi AG.

02:07:37.000 That's wild.

02:07:39.000 Bayer. There's a bunch of them. 0.68

02:07:40.000 Yeah, Bayer.

02:07:40.000 They were RG Farben.

02:07:42.000 Right. Remember the poisoning of Tylenol back when I was a kid?

02:07:45.000 Yeah. Someone was putting cyanide in Tylenol.

02:07:47.000 Yeah. And people were dying.

02:07:48.000 Now we have those hard child caps, right?

02:07:51.000 So the guy from Control History has a great video on it, and it might have been sabotage from I.B. Farben, the makers of Bayer Aspen, because Tylenol was beating them.

02:08:02.000 So an act of corporate sabotage on a corporate competitor was a theory he put forward that I think is very believable, considering it's a Nazi company. 0.99

02:08:11.000 There's so many psychopaths out there.

02:08:12.000 I wouldn't put it past people to do something like that.

02:08:15.000 That's a total house of cards.

02:08:16.000 Look at our foreign policy, and then you know.

02:08:19.000 Look. Jimmy said, not me, but if they do it to other people, they're going to do it to you.

02:08:25.000 That's why if you're laughing when they grab somebody who wrote an article about Gaza being deported, well, she's not from here, get her out. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Stupid. You just got done watching the Democrats do this. 1.00

02:08:37.000 You just got done watching them.

02:08:39.000 And now you're going to go, because you don't want to let go of the dream, but the most important thing, if you are MAGA, is to hold your principles and make it much bigger than Trump himself.

02:08:49.000 The whole mistake is to get hooked on the cult of personality.

02:08:52.000 Right. And who do you like?

02:08:54.000 I like them all.

02:08:55.000 I bet they're nice. 0.98

02:08:55.000 Who gives a shit who I like? 0.98

02:08:56.000 What do they do? 0.99

02:08:58.000 And I'm not seeing the results I should see.

02:09:00.000 Not blaming any one person, but a lot of promises made, promises kept to not anyone here, but, you know, like, you know, Israel definitely.

02:09:08.000 Whoever he promised Greenland to. 0.98

02:09:09.000 I don't know what the fuck that is. 0.98

02:09:10.000 I think they're trying to make an example of kids to keep people from protesting. 0.99

02:09:15.000 Of course they are.

02:09:16.000 Okay. Of course, obviously.

02:09:20.000 I forgot what I was going to say.

02:09:22.000 They want to make an example, not to...

02:09:24.000 No, I forgot what I was going to say.

02:09:25.000 I was going somewhere with it, but it's...

02:09:28.000 One of the problems with this is people can't see this being used against them.

02:09:34.000 Yeah. That's one of the problems.

02:09:35.000 And people only look at it like, oh, this is a hard, fast thing. 0.91

02:09:38.000 Hamas is a terrorist group.

02:09:40.000 This lady supported Hamas. 0.90

02:09:42.000 But did she? 1.00

02:09:43.000 Like, I want to know what she fucking said. 0.99

02:09:45.000 They don't say. 0.99

02:09:45.000 Exactly what she said. 0.99

02:09:46.000 There has to be a way to read it.

02:09:48.000 Because... They didn't put the charges down.

02:09:50.000 So the first guy, Mahmoud Khalil?

02:09:52.000 This is what I was going to get to.

02:09:54.000 There's a difference between someone that has an opinion and people that protest organically because they all agree on this opinion versus something that's organized and a lot of people are spending money on and they're organizing it and they're figuring out how to get people there on time and they're giving them food and they're giving them signs and they're giving them the Musk ones,

02:10:13.000 the Tesla ones.

02:10:13.000 Have you seen the list?

02:10:15.000 Have you seen the list that they gave them?

02:10:16.000 I assumed it was fake.

02:10:17.000 I didn't believe it was organic at all.

02:10:19.000 What, the list?

02:10:20.000 The Tesla protest to me is like the Bernie and AOC concerts.

02:10:24.000 Fake. But someone who is there got a copy of these talking points.

02:10:28.000 And one of the things about the talking points is there was another one.

02:10:31.000 I forget who put that one out.

02:10:33.000 But there were rules of engagement.

02:10:36.000 If you get in fights, do this. 0.98

02:10:38.000 Hit people to the body. 0.97

02:10:39.000 Don't pick up an object unless somebody else does. 0.99

02:10:41.000 This is all...

02:10:43.000 We just did it in BLM.

02:10:44.000 Right. If you're organizing...

02:10:46.000 It's essentially you're condoning a certain amount of violence which opens the door to violence which can't be controlled.

02:10:52.000 If you're condoning that and you're paying people to go out and scream and protest for something they're not organically going to scream and protest for, that's a different thing than just protesting.

02:11:01.000 When you're paying people to protest, you're basically paying someone to harass a business.

02:11:06.000 You're paying them.

02:11:07.000 They don't necessarily have those opinions. 1.00

02:11:09.000 They're dumbass fucking dudes. 1.00

02:11:12.000 They're idiots. 1.00

02:11:12.000 A lot of these guys that get caught keying cars, they're fucking idiots. 1.00

02:11:17.000 Exactly, but there's a chant sheet. 1.00

02:11:19.000 This guy has several pages in his hands.

02:11:22.000 I know, but it's like they give these out so that they can all have the things to sing together.

02:11:28.000 Democrats brought us fine.

02:11:29.000 Now's the time to draw the line.

02:11:30.000 So they have all these things set up in advance, which is the point.

02:11:34.000 This is not a small thing, Jamie.

02:11:36.000 This is kind of a big deal that someone would hand these out to people and print them and pay them to be there.

02:11:43.000 That's the point.

02:11:43.000 I looked up paying, and I didn't find any evidence of payments.

02:11:45.000 Well, people have said that they were offered money to go to these.

02:11:50.000 I looked all over the place.

02:11:51.000 I wouldn't need any more evidence than this ad copy, because if you've ever had ad copy for a sheet, Did you see the video of the people all leaving at noon?

02:12:06.000 They left the protest exactly at noon?

02:12:12.000 But that was one of the things that people said, well, this is evidence of a coordination.

02:12:16.000 Like, these people are being paid for a certain amount of time, and then they leave.

02:12:20.000 But that's not illegal.

02:12:22.000 That's what's crazy.

02:12:23.000 Yes, that is crazy.

02:12:24.000 You're right. 1.00

02:12:24.000 You can hire someone to go fuck with your business, and it's not illegal. 1.00

02:12:28.000 And you can say it's a protest. 1.00

02:12:29.000 And you can give them signs.

02:12:31.000 Going back to everything, they have fake...

02:12:34.000 The ones that are real, the government will come out and crush.

02:12:37.000 So, for example, the guy who wrote War is a Racket, when the veterans... 0.55

02:12:42.000 Smedley Butler.

02:12:43.000 Yeah, when the veterans got crushed by what tanks...

02:12:46.000 Tiananmen Square didn't do that, by the way.

02:12:48.000 That's fake, that people think the guy got run, oh, he didn't.

02:12:51.000 But we did that to veterans of American... 0.64

02:12:53.000 Well, it's not fake.

02:12:54.000 He got pulled aside, but the images of him in front of the tank are real.

02:12:58.000 But the way they...

02:12:59.000 I thought...

02:13:00.000 He got run over.

02:13:01.000 Until I realized it's like the Kyle Rittenhouse crossing state lines, I filled in the rest of the story in my head.

02:13:07.000 Right. Oh, he must have brought a gun.

02:13:09.000 No. You're just saying that.

02:13:11.000 It's subconscious programming.

02:13:12.000 Right. They study it.

02:13:14.000 That's what a cult is, is that.

02:13:16.000 It's like...

02:13:17.000 Bernays advertising techniques.

02:13:19.000 Right. But there's also people who are very afraid of being criticized and crossing the line where they become the enemy of their side so that they comply.

02:13:27.000 Holy shit, the moment the clock turns 12 p.m. in Texas, liberal activists left the protest. 0.99

02:13:31.000 You have to be paid to be a Democrat. 0.99

02:13:33.000 There's people walking around, though.

02:13:34.000 Well, they're all just leaving at known.

02:13:37.000 Swastika. I just want to point out...

02:13:38.000 I get messages like noting that there's going to be a protest at a certain time.

02:13:42.000 Like right now, like in Texas at 5.30 at a certain time.

02:13:45.000 Like watch out for traffic.

02:13:45.000 There's going to be a protest downtown.

02:13:47.000 People know that it's going to happen.

02:13:48.000 You could have a legit protest.

02:13:50.000 We coordinate it.

02:13:51.000 I'm not against that.

02:13:51.000 But the thing where you have your talking points, like a think tank made it.

02:13:55.000 Someone should do a reality show where you just get professional protesters and ask them about their life, just like those people that believed in QAnon, that were on HBO.

02:14:05.000 Those people follow professional protesters around and get a beat on their life.

02:14:11.000 Professional protesters and professional rally attendees.

02:14:15.000 Yeah, well...

02:14:16.000 Then you need a community organizer.

02:14:18.000 We'll be here with what this lady's saying. 1.00

02:14:22.000 I don't really care that much about this issue because as soon as the clock ran out, they were like, yeah, we're going to go home.

02:14:27.000 Bye. That's enough.

02:14:28.000 I think it's ridiculous to rally against an American business that creates American jobs.

02:14:32.000 Oh, she's pro.

02:14:34.000 Oh, she's pro.

02:14:34.000 Okay, I just want to point this out because I've seen Bill Burr make a great, is this your point to Bill Maher where he's like, shut up, stay in your lane.

02:14:42.000 Sometimes Bill's really on point.

02:14:45.000 This is just him. 0.89

02:14:46.000 The thing of the Sig Heil from Elon and this bullshit that Elon really runs things and not Trump. 1.00

02:14:52.000 Like, are you all dumb that you would think this? 0.99

02:14:55.000 First of all, they've been giving your money to not fake Nazis that drive a Tesla. 1.00

02:15:01.000 Real Nazis in Ukraine from World War II have been supported by your dumb Democrat dipshit ass. 1.00

02:15:08.000 With everyone's money, for how long now? 1.00

02:15:11.000 People that had real swastikas and tattoos, and embarrassingly...

02:15:15.000 Remember that one guy that went up to accept the award and he had to have a sleeve on one of his arms?

02:15:18.000 Jon Stewart's friend.

02:15:19.000 Yeah. So, I don't want to hear you talk about Nazis ever the fuck again after I watched Canada salute a war criminal, Nazi, from the Waffen-SS, and then watching... 0.99

02:15:31.000 I know the ADL said it's okay that one group's not Nazis anymore, but... 0.98

02:15:35.000 I don't think the ADL is reliable, and I know that sounds really anti-Semitic, but I think they're not reliable.

02:15:44.000 What are you talking about? 0.85

02:15:46.000 We support the fuck out of it. 0.99

02:15:47.000 We went to the moon because of Nazis. 0.98

02:15:49.000 We brought them to America to make our moon program. 1.00

02:15:52.000 What are you assholes talking about? 1.00

02:15:54.000 Audis. All the companies are Nazi companies. 1.00

02:15:57.000 Volkswagen. Everybody's, like, they get you focused on some stupid shit. 1.00

02:16:03.000 Do you think this autistic man, do you know how easy it is to make that gesture, just gesturing? 1.00

02:16:08.000 That's why there's videos of everybody else doing it.

02:16:10.000 Yeah. It's the original pledge to the flag, by the way.

02:16:13.000 The Bellamy salute, remember I texted you that?

02:16:15.000 Yeah. The original flag salute of America was a cig aisle, everybody.

02:16:19.000 Yeah. I don't know if you know that.

02:16:20.000 It wasn't until World War II that they changed it to put your hand over your heart.

02:16:23.000 It used to be, see if you can find an image of it, because it's crazy to see that classroom where everybody sees Highland.

02:16:28.000 You're like, what?

02:16:29.000 It's a funny story, too, because, first of all, do you even have a pledge of allegiance to the flag? 0.99

02:16:34.000 Like, I'm not a military motherfucker. 0.98

02:16:35.000 Well, it used to be God before, what was it, Truman or Eisenhower? 0.99

02:16:38.000 It used to be, I will speak English.

02:16:39.000 Who removed the God part, or who put the God part in?

02:16:42.000 It was during the 50s, right?

02:16:43.000 That's like at the end.

02:16:45.000 But it wasn't until the 1950s.

02:16:49.000 Not until later.

02:16:49.000 But the fight at first was...

02:16:52.000 Look at him sing highly!

02:16:53.000 Yeah. The fight at first was if you have to speak English because he had an immigration problem.

02:17:00.000 Look how crazy that is.

02:17:01.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:17:01.000 That's our Pledge of Allegiance.

02:17:03.000 This would be a good game show.

02:17:05.000 Like, is this a Nazi?

02:17:06.000 But they put God in because of the communist scare.

02:17:10.000 That's when God got into the Pledge of Allegiance.

02:17:12.000 It used to be one nation under God, not under God, just one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

02:17:17.000 They didn't say what God, did they?

02:17:17.000 And then they decided to put it under God.

02:17:19.000 Yeah, Jobulon is the God.

02:17:21.000 When did they add that, Jamie?

02:17:23.000 What year did they add that?

02:17:24.000 That's a fascinating thing, because people are like, this country was founded by Christian values.

02:17:29.000 No, it was founded by Freemasons, and they are Luciferians, which is not a Satanist.

02:17:32.000 That's not a Satanist.

02:17:34.000 A Satanist is like a hot topic thing.

02:17:36.000 A Luciferian...

02:17:37.000 Lucifer embodies the good and the bad.

02:17:40.000 Like your leaders that you make excuses for.

02:17:43.000 Not you specifically, but...

02:17:44.000 Well, he has to do... 1.00

02:17:45.000 He has to kill those Yemenis. 1.00

02:17:46.000 He has to. 1.00

02:17:48.000 That's Luciferianism, where... 0.80

02:17:50.000 Wolverine... Superman is a punk-ass Christian, I guess, the way he's a goody-two-shoes, but like an anti-hero. 0.87

02:17:57.000 Hillary Clinton, she was an ambitious woman, had to do what she had to do. 1.00

02:18:00.000 So yes, and people are dead, and shut up. 0.94

02:18:03.000 That's a conspiracy. 0.95

02:18:05.000 America loves Luciferianism.

02:18:08.000 It's de facto.

02:18:08.000 It don't matter whether you think you do.

02:18:10.000 You're doing it.

02:18:11.000 I don't call you a Christian unless you act like one. 1.00

02:18:14.000 You know what I mean?

02:18:14.000 I would never call myself a Christian, but sometimes I will act Christian, but a lot of times I don't.

02:18:20.000 So I'm not going to...

02:18:22.000 Claim a thing that I'm not living up to.

02:18:24.000 America's living up to a God.

02:18:26.000 It ain't Bible God. 0.96

02:18:27.000 I don't know who the hell people think it is, but how could you even go to the military and be a Christian and learn war no more?

02:18:34.000 Because you want to protect America from the evil people in the world.

02:18:36.000 Oh, like from what Jesus said.

02:18:37.000 Yeah. Oh, like Jesus said.

02:18:39.000 It's okay if it's to protect America.

02:18:40.000 Yeah, that's what Jesus said.

02:18:41.000 That was some missing books.

02:18:42.000 If everybody stops lying...

02:18:44.000 It's all you got to do.

02:18:45.000 You don't have to kill nobody.

02:18:46.000 Just don't lie. 0.99

02:18:47.000 What's more demonic than a robot drone powered by AI that's coming over to fuck people up and makes a decision to kill a certain amount of civilians because it has to get this one bad person? 0.98

02:18:58.000 I'll tell you what. 0.97

02:18:59.000 One that grew some organic brain tissue around the chip because they can't get that AI to be alive because it's not.

02:19:04.000 And so they're growing brain tissue.

02:19:06.000 You seen that?

02:19:07.000 No, but what I was going to get to was what's more demonic is a person doing it.

02:19:12.000 Yeah. Instead of an AI that makes his calculation and coldly assesses that it's valuable to kill 30 civilians to get to this one Al-Qaeda guy, what is more demonic might be a person.

02:19:25.000 Of course. 0.95

02:19:26.000 And one of the things that's fucked up about it is the people that are actually doing it are just following orders. 0.85

02:19:32.000 So there's a person who can make a decision. 0.69

02:19:35.000 So there's a person that can make a decision that you're going to launch Hellfire missiles into an apartment building.

02:19:39.000 But the person who makes the decision isn't actually pressing the button.

02:19:43.000 So he might feel a little bit removed from the crime.

02:19:46.000 But the person who is forced to operate the drone, they say these guys have to study them for days sometimes.

02:19:52.000 And they watch their patterns.

02:19:54.000 They see them play with their...

02:19:55.000 They're kids, and then they get that green light, and then they get the order.

02:19:58.000 It's time to do it. 0.99

02:19:59.000 And then they have to fucking press a button and launch missiles and watch that guy get eliminated from thousands of miles away. 0.99

02:20:07.000 Well, you know how we know 90% innocent people got killed? 0.99

02:20:09.000 I remember I was telling you that.

02:20:10.000 Because the drone operators, it bothered them.

02:20:13.000 And the drone operator, I don't even remember the guy's name, I feel bad, but that guy's in prison for revealing the truth about...

02:20:19.000 The criminals that run your government.

02:20:20.000 There's a guy in prison for revealing the truth about drone strikes?

02:20:23.000 Yeah, we did it three years ago.

02:20:24.000 The guy's speech about...

02:20:25.000 I watch people...

02:20:26.000 Find out who that guy is.

02:20:27.000 Yeah, the drone operators that got put away under that act.

02:20:30.000 Trump's abusing it now.

02:20:32.000 Obama would love to abuse it.

02:20:34.000 How's he abusing it now for that?

02:20:36.000 That's what they're grabbing these people with no charges and kicking them out because they supported Hamas.

02:20:41.000 That's under the...

02:20:42.000 Not sedition.

02:20:44.000 Espionage Act. 0.99

02:20:45.000 They're doing shit like that. 0.98

02:20:46.000 So talking about the drone bombings is an espionage thing? 0.99

02:20:49.000 Is that what it is?

02:20:50.000 It's top secret.

02:20:51.000 Oh. We killed all those people. 0.99

02:20:53.000 We're worse than terrorists. 1.00

02:20:55.000 We're worse.

02:20:55.000 90% civilians?

02:20:57.000 That's not collateral.

02:20:58.000 That's who you killed. 1.00

02:20:59.000 The collateral will be if you hit a fucking terrorist. 1.00

02:21:02.000 Right. That's real. 1.00

02:21:04.000 That happened. 0.99

02:21:04.000 And a guy's in prison for telling us that's Obama, the ones that Bill, I guess, thinks there's not Nazis, even though Boy, they should kill like Nazis, don't they? 0.99

02:21:16.000 Again, Bill's right about a lot of things, but that is just such like a... 0.81

02:21:19.000 Dude, you don't know what... 0.99

02:21:21.000 There's a lot more to the story than the sports shit. 0.98

02:21:25.000 Yeah, there's a narrative that gets out there and then people have opinions on the narrative, but it's so nuanced. 0.98

02:21:30.000 The story behind it, like when people, you know, there's a lot of people that want to talk about whatever the conflict is, whether it's Ukraine or Israel and Palestine. 0.98

02:21:38.000 If you want to become an expert on Israel and Palestine, you need a lot of fucking time, man. 0.97

02:21:44.000 You need a lot of time. 0.99

02:21:45.000 You know what you could do?

02:21:46.000 A long, long, long history that you have to follow.

02:21:49.000 Oh, Daniel Hale, yes.

02:21:51.000 He's an American whistleblower, former National Security Agency's intelligence analyst who sent classified information about drone warfare to the press.

02:21:58.000 He'll serve the United States Air Force 2009-2013.

02:22:03.000 Okay, pled guilty to retaining, transmitting national defense information, sentenced to 45 months in prison.

02:22:11.000 Incarcerated, United States Penitentiary.

02:22:13.000 He was released on July 5th, 2024, right after Independence Day. 1.00

02:22:18.000 Ain't that a bitch? 1.00

02:22:18.000 Didn't even get a beer on Fourth of July. 1.00

02:22:20.000 Meanwhile, they're not going to investigate Hot Tua.

02:22:23.000 I've got to put this Trump shirt back on.

02:22:24.000 He's out there right now, this guy?

02:22:26.000 I don't know.

02:22:27.000 I wonder if he's allowed to do podcasts.

02:22:29.000 Are you allowed to do podcasts when you get out of jail?

02:22:32.000 Yeah, John Kariakou does them.

02:22:36.000 A guy like that probably doesn't want to talk.

02:22:38.000 That's what got him in jail in the first place.

02:22:40.000 If he talks about it now, isn't that the same thing?

02:22:42.000 Isn't he doing it all over again?

02:22:45.000 Well, now that it's out, I think it don't matter, right?

02:22:47.000 I don't know, but that's the question. 0.99

02:22:48.000 I'm sure they're fucking with him. 0.77

02:22:50.000 If you get tried and you go to jail for something, and what you did was tell the truth about crimes, the last thing you want to do is talk more about those crimes, right? 0.97

02:22:58.000 I would think.

02:22:59.000 Yeah, well, what's Julian Assange doing now?

02:23:01.000 Is he talking?

02:23:02.000 I don't know.

02:23:03.000 I mean, is he completely free?

02:23:06.000 There's no way.

02:23:06.000 He owes money for them transporting him.

02:23:09.000 They charge him like a million dollars. 0.61

02:23:10.000 It's so despicable, dude.

02:23:12.000 Jesus Christ.

02:23:12.000 Look, I don't know.

02:23:13.000 I know people want to believe in their dumb, but why? 0.99

02:23:16.000 Why do you believe it when you get... 0.99

02:23:17.000 It's like if you're being cheated on and you're like, no, he would...

02:23:19.000 Dottie Sandusky.

02:23:20.000 That should be the national bird of America.

02:23:23.000 Jerry Sandusky's wife who thinks nothing happened to this day.

02:23:26.000 Does she really?

02:23:27.000 Yeah. Dottie stays upstairs and Jerry helps those boys in the basement get freedom.

02:23:33.000 Jesus Christ.

02:23:33.000 That's America.

02:23:34.000 And then people you tell the truth to, the thing that makes you crazy is not knowing the truth. 0.83

02:23:39.000 It's when you tell people and they either don't want to know it or they go, I just want to keep my head down and do my job, which friends of mine that are not dumb, smart people say.

02:23:49.000 Yeah, that's the American spirit.

02:23:51.000 I want to keep my head down and do my job.

02:23:54.000 I'm so, oh, I can't wait to sing Heil the flag now.

02:23:56.000 How inspiring.

02:23:59.000 It's changing.

02:24:00.000 A lot of people think like that once they have a mortgage and kids.

02:24:03.000 They really do.

02:24:04.000 They think, you know, I just don't want to rock the boat.

02:24:07.000 I understand that.

02:24:08.000 I'm barely staying above water right now as it is.

02:24:10.000 What if you're rich?

02:24:11.000 You want your kids to see that you're not going to knuckle under?

02:24:13.000 Let me tell you something that happens to rich people.

02:24:14.000 They get scared they're not going to be rich anymore.

02:24:16.000 Yeah. And they want to keep the party rolling.

02:24:18.000 Yeah. No, I know.

02:24:19.000 I'm serious.

02:24:20.000 That's what happens.

02:24:20.000 You feel that fear.

02:24:22.000 There's this fear.

02:24:23.000 It's the same thing that always pops up.

02:24:26.000 It's famine mentality.

02:24:27.000 Yeah. It's the same reason why people want all the attention. 0.96

02:24:31.000 Right. Yeah, they want everything.

02:24:33.000 They want to be number one.

02:24:34.000 You know, it's the same thing.

02:24:36.000 It's famine.

02:24:36.000 Well, those buttons you're talking about.

02:24:38.000 You think they didn't study these extensively to figure out exactly which ones to press to get what reaction?

02:24:43.000 Hey, we need people to pretend that Tesla, he was unelected. 0.99

02:24:48.000 You don't elect the guy that does that, dipshits, unelected. 0.96

02:24:51.000 Is that a good point? 0.99

02:24:52.000 You get appointed.

02:24:54.000 You know how Kamala was unelected?

02:24:56.000 Well, they did it during the Obama administration.

02:24:59.000 They did it during the Clinton administration.

02:25:01.000 Government efficiency programs are not new.

02:25:03.000 It's not a new thing.

02:25:04.000 And the thing is, I understand that he's polarizing because of a lot of things, unfortunately, that he did.

02:25:12.000 But there's a lot about what he's uncovering that's important for you to know that your money's being wasted.

02:25:17.000 And that's not a partisan thing, and it shouldn't be.

02:25:20.000 And you should know that the savings are not going to, if you're worried. 0.98

02:25:22.000 But you should also know that this fucking protest against him is probably funded. 0.99

02:25:26.000 Of course. 1.00

02:25:26.000 It's too organized. 1.00

02:25:28.000 It's too often.

02:25:28.000 It's too regular.

02:25:30.000 There's people that are involved.

02:25:31.000 There are chants that they hand out.

02:25:34.000 Someone's paying money for this stuff.

02:25:35.000 Whether they're paying those people or not, I think they are.

02:25:38.000 I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

02:25:40.000 You know, the soda people, right?

02:25:41.000 But the point is, like, it's organized.

02:25:43.000 It's not natural.

02:25:45.000 We just saw them.

02:25:46.000 This is amazing.

02:25:47.000 We did this story.

02:25:48.000 I sent it to you because the soda, I don't know, Ameribev or whatever it's called.

02:25:52.000 Right. So they got MAGA people, and I've seen these people apologizing up and down a bunch of them because they got...

02:25:59.000 Maybe they did it duped or not, they were like, it's an embarrassment.

02:26:05.000 Because, like I said, to the credit of MAGA people, not that I'm that, I don't vote.

02:26:09.000 I would have if Trump did anything that I thought he would.

02:26:13.000 They go, oh, they're trying to control how people use their SNAP, like their welfare, to buy soda.

02:26:20.000 They're like, don't say they can't buy soda, because RFK is poison.

02:26:23.000 American Heart Association fought it.

02:26:26.000 Did you know that?

02:26:26.000 Yeah. That's adorable.

02:26:28.000 American Heart Association fought poison.

02:26:30.000 Have some heart.

02:26:31.000 They're like, no.

02:26:31.000 Come on.

02:26:32.000 But do you remember when these same stupid fucking conservatives were mad that they were spending their welfare on lobster? 1.00

02:26:37.000 Remember that? 1.00

02:26:38.000 They're buying lobster with welfare.

02:26:40.000 What are you talking about?

02:26:41.000 You never heard of this?

02:26:42.000 No. Well, Reagan did it first with the welfare fat queen that gets in her Cadillac and buys lobster with your welfare. 1.00

02:26:48.000 What? Really?

02:26:49.000 Oh, he was the best, that guy.

02:26:50.000 Then... Oh, the greatest president.

02:26:54.000 And then, after that, I would hear this come up.

02:26:57.000 This was a few years ago, something about wealth.

02:26:59.000 It's always like, oh yeah, that's where we're losing all our money, on the welfare.

02:27:02.000 We are.

02:27:03.000 Not for this country, though, just so you know.

02:27:05.000 Well, the idea, I think, of the snap thing is to incur lobster and steak food stamp myth refuses to die.

02:27:11.000 So do you know why they're doing it?

02:27:12.000 1976 campaign speech.

02:27:14.000 In Chicago, they found a woman who holds the record, he told the assembled crowd.

02:27:18.000 She used 80 names, 30 addresses, 15 telephone numbers to collect food stamps, social security, veterans benefits for four non-existent deceased veteran husbands, as well as welfare.

02:27:28.000 Her tax-free income alone has been running $150,000 a year.

02:27:31.000 Sounds like this lady's pretty cool. 1.00

02:27:33.000 Reagan's story turned out- It's about to be a gross exaggeration of a minor case of welfare fraud.

02:27:38.000 Well, I don't know who to believe because I want to believe that she pulled this off because I think it's kind of badass. 0.73

02:27:42.000 If you're going to duck the welfare system, doing it with 80 different people is kind of fucking hilarious in 1976.

02:27:48.000 $150K in 1976.

02:27:50.000 What do you think that is today in today's money?

02:27:52.000 He combined her with a CIA op, I'm sure.

02:27:54.000 How much is that in today's money, Jamie?

02:27:56.000 Let's guess.

02:27:57.000 $150,000.

02:27:58.000 I say that's $2.7 million.

02:28:00.000 I think you're right.

02:28:01.000 And I think I could put on a transgender play in Guatemala with that money.

02:28:09.000 Get you fun, Sesame Street.

02:28:11.000 Can you find out what that is?

02:28:14.000 $840,000 or so.

02:28:15.000 That's it?

02:28:16.000 Oh, I thought it would be millions.

02:28:18.000 So we've been lied to about inflation.

02:28:20.000 Wait, so the soda people...

02:28:22.000 It's only worth $853, but that's if you just left it in the bank, I guess, and never did anything with it.

02:28:26.000 Oh, interesting.

02:28:27.000 That's kind of crazy.

02:28:28.000 Wait, so the soda people, so they're mad that welfare people are getting things.

02:28:32.000 Now, this fake thing that they try to filter through MAGA is, don't tell people that they can't spend their money on what they want.

02:28:40.000 Well, it's welfare money.

02:28:41.000 Can they buy lobster again? 1.00

02:28:43.000 Asshole. And they go, Trump likes Diet Coke. 1.00

02:28:47.000 And they gave them a list, just like that list you showed me, of emotional buttons to try to push.

02:28:52.000 And people did believe in Maha.

02:28:56.000 In fairness to the RFK...

02:28:57.000 People still do.

02:28:58.000 Well, he learned there's a bigger threat to American health, which is anti-Semitism.

02:29:02.000 Not the fluoride.

02:29:03.000 That fluoride thing, which I didn't believe, it turns out is real.

02:29:06.000 Utah just banned fluoride.

02:29:07.000 Did they?

02:29:08.000 Yep. They just banned fluoride.

02:29:09.000 They just banned sexual ritual abuse, too.

02:29:11.000 No, they didn't.

02:29:12.000 Yes, they did.

02:29:13.000 Did they really?

02:29:13.000 Yeah, because...

02:29:14.000 You had to ban that?

02:29:14.000 That's not already illegal?

02:29:16.000 You would think.

02:29:17.000 I thought that's...

02:29:18.000 Dude, the lawyer...

02:29:18.000 I thought that's in the law.

02:29:20.000 That story is crazy, because it's DA.

02:29:22.000 So some creep...

02:29:24.000 Let's get on the fluoride thing for a second before we scatter.

02:29:26.000 Huberman had a great episode of his podcast with this woman who's a doctor who discussed the impact of fluoride.

02:29:34.000 Maybe that explains Florida.

02:29:36.000 There's Florida in the water. 0.95

02:29:39.000 Maybe that explains Florida and fluoride are pretty fucking close. 0.82

02:29:42.000 That might be it. 0.90

02:29:43.000 That might be it.

02:29:44.000 We might have stumbled onto something.

02:29:46.000 It was like chemical waste from I don't know who. 0.99

02:29:47.000 Well, it's just fucking crazy. 0.99

02:29:48.000 But the thing is that it's a known neurotoxin and there's no reason for it to be in the fucking water. 0.99

02:29:52.000 And yet there's still people that are saying it should be in the water. 1.00

02:29:55.000 There's these crazy fucking... 1.00

02:29:56.000 It impacts dental health of impoverished people and shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:30:01.000 Well, check where their money comes from. 0.99

02:30:03.000 Meanwhile, these are the same people. 1.00

02:30:04.000 I mean, this is like the whole fucking sugar and sweets thing. 0.99

02:30:06.000 Why do you think they're getting so many cavities? 0.99

02:30:08.000 Why is anybody getting so many cavities?

02:30:09.000 That's right. 0.99

02:30:10.000 Because we're eating some shit you're not supposed to be eating. 0.99

02:30:12.000 So when we were doing this... 0.99

02:30:13.000 And they're talking about what if they make all their money off poor people spending welfare on soda because my girlfriend when she saw she goes who still drinks soda?

02:30:21.000 Oh people on welfare.

02:30:22.000 So most of their budget just like if your budget came from running a prison full of convicts, the people are from people spending their SNAP benefits on soda that kills them and they don't want to lose that income.

02:30:32.000 It's like billions.

02:30:32.000 Well they also recognize the influence that these companies that sell this stuff have on these These different commissions that decide what gets...

02:30:44.000 Like the American Heart Association gets funded by some of these companies, which is crazy.

02:30:48.000 You just gotta buy it.

02:30:48.000 That's why they...

02:30:49.000 Is that true?

02:30:50.000 Make sure that's true.

02:30:51.000 Because I read that.

02:30:52.000 The American Heart Association receives funding from like...

02:30:55.000 It was like soda companies and... 1.00

02:30:58.000 If a three-letter agency of any kind, is there any of them that aren't bought out by some fucking psychopath? 1.00

02:31:03.000 They have to. 0.99

02:31:04.000 They make little deals.

02:31:05.000 They do things.

02:31:06.000 They donate.

02:31:07.000 They rub shoulders.

02:31:08.000 Oh, that's why everything's working out good.

02:31:09.000 That's why everything's so good, because they have to do that.

02:31:12.000 If you want to be in the country club...

02:31:14.000 I do.

02:31:15.000 You gotta play the game, Kurt.

02:31:17.000 You can't keep...

02:31:18.000 Golf? You can't keep rocking the boat!

02:31:21.000 Stop rocking the boat, Kurt!

02:31:23.000 No, a blind eye will serve you better.

02:31:25.000 You were kind.

02:31:25.000 Is it true before we wrap this up?

02:31:27.000 Is it true what I just said?

02:31:30.000 I mean, the article that popped up says...

02:31:33.000 I'm trying to see it more accurately.

02:31:35.000 This was in 2010-16.

02:31:37.000 They did receive funding from them, but that's when the article was written.

02:31:41.000 Of course they did.

02:31:42.000 Of course they received funding from him.

02:31:44.000 Everybody's receiving funding from somebody.

02:31:46.000 Everybody's slipping someone a little.

02:31:47.000 Get in the door.

02:31:49.000 Give Bobby a hundred, you're in.

02:31:50.000 This article from 2016 says they...

02:31:52.000 Coke, Pepsi provides sponsorship money to American ACC, AHA, and 93 other health organizations.

02:31:59.000 Well, why would that affect it? 0.99

02:32:00.000 American College of Cardiology gets money from a fucking company that makes heart attack drinks. 0.99

02:32:07.000 American Heart Association, American Diabetes! 1.00

02:32:11.000 American Diabetes Association gets money from Coke, Pepsi.

02:32:14.000 Yeah, from diabetes in a can.

02:32:18.000 Coca-Cola Company sponsored 95 national health organizations.

02:32:22.000 Why, PepsiCo sponsored 13. The end of 2015, the ACC, Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, American Academy of Pediatrics, and American Academy of Family Physicians did not renew their contracts with Coca-Cola.

02:32:37.000 So they realized, like, this is out of control.

02:32:40.000 They realized they couldn't get away with renewing their contracts.

02:32:42.000 Outrageous. We're getting in trouble.

02:32:44.000 It's healthy as long as you flap your arms a thousand times a minute like a hummingbird.

02:32:48.000 You just need 10,000 steps.

02:32:49.000 Put a Fitbit on.

02:32:50.000 Start walking.

02:32:51.000 Yeah, just drink and have a nice Coke.

02:32:52.000 Yes, you're going to be fine.

02:32:54.000 Kurt Metzger, I love you to death.

02:32:55.000 Yeah, dude.

02:32:55.000 Thanks very much for being here.

02:32:56.000 Thanks, man.

02:32:57.000 This is like you and I in the green room all over again.

02:33:01.000 How many of these conversations have we had?

02:33:03.000 I only moved down here because of that.

02:33:03.000 I only moved down here.

02:33:04.000 You and I have club.

02:33:05.000 I like Austin, but until the club was here.

02:33:08.000 I wouldn't move.

02:33:09.000 It's the best.

02:33:10.000 I need the store, the seller.

02:33:11.000 Oh, we need it.

02:33:12.000 We need it.

02:33:12.000 Yeah, and I'm glad you're around, brother.

02:33:14.000 You too, man.

02:33:14.000 Thank you very much.

02:33:15.000 Thank you.

02:33:15.000 My pleasure.

02:33:16.000 All right.

The Joe Rogan Experience - April 02, 2025

Joe Rogan Experience #2298 - Kurt Metzger

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