The Joe Rogan Experience - July 28, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2531 - Forrest Galante


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00:00:02.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:12.000 My friend, Joe, it's good to see you, man.
00:00:14.000 Yeah, bro, it's good to see you.
00:00:16.000 So I've been sending you stuff because I knew that you were coming on, and I sent you that one, that video of the guy who got a trail cam photo of a Black Panther.
00:00:26.000 So is that just a melanistic mountain lion?
00:00:26.000 Yep.
00:00:30.000 What is that?
00:00:31.000 It's a great question.
00:00:32.000 There's never been a melanistic mountain lion, nobody's ever seen one, ever.
00:00:35.000 Never hit one with a car, never born one captivity, nothing.
00:00:39.000 So, mountain lions, by definition, pumas, you know, whatever you want to call them, there's never been a black one ever.
00:00:39.000 Whoa.
00:00:46.000 But every year, I mean, I got a buddy in Florida who swears blind that he's seen a black mountain lion in his backyard.
00:00:53.000 And yet, that photo that you sent me, that photo circulates like once every three years.
00:00:59.000 It's bullshit.
00:01:00.000 It's bullshit.
00:01:00.000 It's a real photo, but it's a trail cam photo.
00:01:03.000 Oh, it wasn't this one.
00:01:04.000 Well, I think that's the first one.
00:01:06.000 And then there's another one with the cat.
00:01:08.000 Gets like right up to the lens.
00:01:10.000 Yeah, that one.
00:01:11.000 So that photo is a real, I want to say jaguar.
00:01:14.000 It's hard to tell, but either jaguar or black leopard, both of which do become melanistic.
00:01:20.000 Right.
00:01:21.000 And you can tell that because you can see the spots barely, like the rosettes.
00:01:24.000 So all these melanistic cats, like jags and leopards and things that do get melanistic, they still have those rosettes under the black coat.
00:01:32.000 Yeah, so not a mountain lion.
00:01:34.000 I know.
00:01:34.000 Too bad.
00:01:35.000 It's such a bummer.
00:01:36.000 One day, if somebody finds one, that'll be like a huge thing scientifically.
00:01:39.000 Isn't that funny that we want it to be different?
00:01:42.000 Because just a mountain lion itself is amazing.
00:01:44.000 I mean, if they were all black and there was like a tan mountain lion, it'd be like, somebody saw a tan mountain lion.
00:01:49.000 100%.
00:01:50.000 It's like whatever's different and rare is what people just are like, I want that one thing.
00:01:54.000 I've always said that about Bigfoot.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:56.000 Bigfoot is kind of interesting, but not as interesting as an orca.
00:02:00.000 Like, 100%.
00:02:01.000 Like, we have gorillas that are cooler than Bigfoots.
00:02:01.000 Right.
00:02:04.000 Well, orcas in particular because they have languages that we can't decipher.
00:02:08.000 Languages, specialized diets, some kind.
00:02:11.000 I'm sure you know all this.
00:02:12.000 Can't even talk.
00:02:12.000 To each other.
00:02:13.000 Right.
00:02:13.000 Yeah.
00:02:14.000 It's unbelievable.
00:02:15.000 Like, it's the same as if you or I went to India or Africa.
00:02:18.000 It's like, we can't communicate.
00:02:19.000 We don't eat the same food.
00:02:20.000 We look different.
00:02:21.000 And yet, to us, an orca is an orca.
00:02:23.000 Yeah.
00:02:23.000 Right.
00:02:24.000 And it's super smart and huge brains and don't kill people for some strange reason, except when they're in captivity.
00:02:30.000 That's right.
00:02:31.000 Which is so crazy.
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:32.000 I did a thing in Baja, Mexico, maybe three years ago, where we were just cruising on this little ponga, this little fishing boat, and we saw these orcas go by.
00:02:40.000 And now people seem to be doing it a lot.
00:02:42.000 But at the time, it was like, Nobody had really just tried this.
00:02:45.000 And this was a transient population, which means they primarily eat seals and sea lions, not the stingray eaters.
00:02:51.000 And so we're like, fuck it, let's just go.
00:02:53.000 And we like ran the boat up ahead and jumped in.
00:02:56.000 And the orcas came up.
00:02:58.000 So, you know, the bull has a huge fin.
00:02:58.000 And the bull never came up.
00:03:00.000 Like he's the biggest, like the dominant protector of the pod.
00:03:04.000 But the cows and their babies came up.
00:03:07.000 And the boat like drifted away.
00:03:08.000 And me and my buddy Mike and they just circled us, like just looking at us with their big eyeballs.
00:03:13.000 And it was me to you from orcas.
00:03:15.000 And they did like two circles around us, like, what are these things?
00:03:18.000 Then we're just like, meh, boring, and kept swimming.
00:03:21.000 They must know, right?
00:03:22.000 If they're that intelligent and they have language and they communicate, they must know what a person is, right?
00:03:29.000 I think I. Look at this.
00:03:30.000 Oh, dude, I saw the guy that filmed this.
00:03:32.000 This is so crazy.
00:03:33.000 Orca headbutts a sunfish so hard it explodes.
00:03:35.000 Boom, turns into pieces.
00:03:38.000 So this is a newly documented behavior.
00:03:40.000 Just in the last maybe six months, they've found that orcas will literally explode fish from impact, whether it's a game or what, but they're.
00:03:49.000 Finding that this is not the first time they're doing this.
00:03:52.000 They're starting to just explode these fish on impact just because.
00:03:57.000 How are they doing that?
00:03:58.000 How fast are they going?
00:04:00.000 I do not know the answer to that, but it's impressive.
00:04:03.000 I would have never imagined that that would actually be possible, right?
00:04:06.000 Like, how fast can you?
00:04:07.000 I'm trying to, like, what does the starfish look like?
00:04:09.000 Is it like flat, like a stingray?
00:04:10.000 A sunfish?
00:04:11.000 It's like a Mola Mola, those ocean sunfish with the big goofy fins.
00:04:14.000 They get huge.
00:04:15.000 They get huge.
00:04:15.000 600 pounds.
00:04:16.000 They get huge.
00:04:17.000 How do you think this thing literally turned to dust?
00:04:20.000 Dude, I think those are the orca equivalents of, like, a redneck that wants to hit a turtle on the road, and they're just like, we're bored.
00:04:26.000 Let's explode it.
00:04:27.000 Or those guys that do that.
00:04:28.000 Have you seen that game?
00:04:30.000 Well, it's not a game, but it's I guess whatever it is, an activity where these guys just run at each other full blast.
00:04:35.000 Dude, RNC, Run Nation.
00:04:38.000 I fucking love that.
00:04:39.000 It's one of my favorite things.
00:04:40.000 I'm such a huge fan.
00:04:41.000 How can't you love that?
00:04:42.000 I love it, dude.
00:04:43.000 Because I play rugby.
00:04:44.000 So it's rugby boys that are doing it, right?
00:04:46.000 It's like an Oklahoma drill, except for rugby guys.
00:04:49.000 And that's a drill that when I was playing rugby, we used to do all the time.
00:04:51.000 Just run at each other?
00:04:52.000 You just run it.
00:04:53.000 It's my favorite.
00:04:54.000 Run Nation, RNC, it's my favorite thing.
00:04:56.000 I watch every video.
00:04:58.000 Look at these guys.
00:04:59.000 I would have never, they both just went unconscious.
00:05:01.000 Look at that.
00:05:02.000 They both went, well, that guy's.
00:05:04.000 That guy's fine.
00:05:05.000 I'm such a fan.
00:05:06.000 But I've seen it where they both get unconscious.
00:05:08.000 I want to bring these guys to the U.S. and see how they stack up against NFL linebackers.
00:05:13.000 They both headbutted each other, dude.
00:05:13.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:05:15.000 Dude, you love fight sports.
00:05:16.000 What are you talking about?
00:05:17.000 This is not a fight sport.
00:05:18.000 This is just retarded.
00:05:20.000 I'm such a fan.
00:05:21.000 Oh, that's so silly.
00:05:24.000 Oh, wow.
00:05:24.000 I don't want to do it, to be clear.
00:05:25.000 It's crazy that you like that.
00:05:27.000 I know too much about brain damage, and you should too if you like rugby.
00:05:30.000 I've had too much brain damage to know too much about brain damage.
00:05:33.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:05:34.000 How long did you play rugby for?
00:05:36.000 Well, I grew up in Zimbabwe, and so, like, Southern Africa, rugby is life, right?
00:05:40.000 So it's like probably deep South football kind of culture.
00:05:44.000 So I still play, believe it or not, except now I play very intermittently because one game puts me out for weeks.
00:05:50.000 Have you ever got your brain examined?
00:05:53.000 No, I have not.
00:05:54.000 But I've only had one concussion in my life, so I think I'm okay.
00:05:57.000 Oh, that's silly because you guarantee you'd have sub concussive trauma.
00:06:02.000 What is sub concussive trauma?
00:06:03.000 Well, where you don't go unconscious, but you get rattled, and then you have some brain damage.
00:06:08.000 You're probably right.
00:06:09.000 Yeah, soccer players get it.
00:06:11.000 Yeah.
00:06:11.000 Really?
00:06:12.000 Soccer players get it.
00:06:13.000 Yeah.
00:06:14.000 Chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
00:06:16.000 Yeah.
00:06:17.000 Soccer players get it.
00:06:18.000 I did not know that.
00:06:18.000 From heading the ball.
00:06:19.000 So is that, and you know a lot about UFC, is that brain trauma worse than UFC type trauma?
00:06:25.000 Well, it's all brain trauma, and it's dependent upon many factors.
00:06:29.000 It's dependent upon how many times you've been hit, and also there's a gene variation.
00:06:36.000 It's APOE4.
00:06:38.000 I think so, yeah.
00:06:38.000 Is that what it is?
00:06:40.000 If you have.
00:06:41.000 This one particular gene, it makes you more susceptible to CTE for some straight reason.
00:06:47.000 Oh, interesting.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 So, like, because a concussion is when your brain sort of impacts against your skull.
00:06:53.000 There's that.
00:06:53.000 Is that right?
00:06:54.000 And I mean, I think it's also, it's not just that.
00:06:57.000 It's like if you get hit in the neck, you can get a concussion.
00:07:00.000 Also, yeah.
00:07:01.000 Also, a lot of people don't realize you can get a concussion from getting hit in the body.
00:07:05.000 How does that work?
00:07:05.000 Really?
00:07:06.000 Because you get rattled.
00:07:08.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 Also, another group of people that seem to get CTE are people who ride jet skis.
00:07:15.000 That's wild.
00:07:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:17.000 How does that work?
00:07:18.000 Well, my friend Mark Gordon, he's a doctor who specializes in traumatic brain injuries and treating football players, soldiers, and he's treated some fighters as well.
00:07:29.000 He said that any repeated stress, any banging, anything like that, head banging, like if you're a fucking head bang, you're probably going to get brain damage.
00:07:38.000 No way.
00:07:39.000 Yeah, legitimate brain damage.
00:07:41.000 Like I can't remember what I was doing five seconds ago.
00:07:44.000 Wow.
00:07:44.000 Where's my keys?
00:07:45.000 I forget what I'm talking about, mid sentence.
00:07:47.000 Dude, you're scaring me here.
00:07:48.000 These are all things I enjoy doing.
00:07:50.000 Well, I'm sure I enjoy running straight at people, full blast.
00:07:54.000 Yeah, I just, look, those guys are animals.
00:07:57.000 They're tough guys, no doubt about it.
00:07:59.000 And those Pacific Islanders, because those are the guys that are doing it primarily, right?
00:08:02.000 They play rugby league and stuff.
00:08:04.000 They're built different.
00:08:05.000 They're so hard.
00:08:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:07.000 It's insane.
00:08:07.000 Do you remember David Tua?
00:08:09.000 No, I'm not.
00:08:09.000 David Tua was a heavyweight boxer back in the day who was one of the most ferocious guys that ever fought in boxing.
00:08:17.000 And just built like your prototypical island warrior guy.
00:08:24.000 Yeah.
00:08:24.000 That's David Tua.
00:08:26.000 Just a tank.
00:08:27.000 You don't want to run it at that guy.
00:08:28.000 I'm telling you what.
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 I mean, just a monster.
00:08:33.000 He would knock people out.
00:08:35.000 He knocked out John Ruiz famously in the first round in something like 30 seconds or something like that.
00:08:39.000 It was crazy.
00:08:40.000 Different breed, man.
00:08:41.000 Crazy left hook.
00:08:42.000 Yeah, that kind of guy.
00:08:44.000 I mean, we've had a bunch of Mark Hunt, who's a famous kickboxer, was another guy built like that.
00:08:48.000 Yeah.
00:08:49.000 Just wide as a fucking barn.
00:08:51.000 There's like no waste, it's just like a brick.
00:08:53.000 Solid as a rock.
00:08:54.000 Yeah.
00:08:55.000 Again, playing rugby, I played rugby against guys like that, and it was the worst.
00:08:59.000 Well, those are the dudes that had the balls to get in a little tiny boat and make it across the fucking ocean and then kick your ass.
00:09:04.000 That's what it is.
00:09:05.000 I mean, you think about it, like only the super robust survived.
00:09:05.000 Really?
00:09:10.000 So it's like nature just weeding out any possible weakness.
00:09:10.000 Right.
00:09:14.000 Only the strongest human beings made it.
00:09:16.000 Absolute natural selection.
00:09:17.000 Absolutely.
00:09:18.000 It's similar to the African Americans that we have in North America.
00:09:21.000 Like, those are the strongest, best guys that came over here.
00:09:24.000 Right.
00:09:24.000 Right.
00:09:24.000 And that's why they're all the most incredible athletes.
00:09:27.000 I don't know about all, but you know what I mean.
00:09:28.000 Yeah.
00:09:28.000 Yeah.
00:09:28.000 I know what you're saying.
00:09:29.000 Yeah.
00:09:29.000 There's, I mean, it's, and also, like, when you look at, like, guys from Iceland, the strongmen.
00:09:34.000 Yeah.
00:09:34.000 So how many strongmen are from Iceland?
00:09:36.000 Well, how many fucking Vikings are from Iceland?
00:09:38.000 Yeah.
00:09:38.000 Like, let's, legit.
00:09:39.000 Yeah.
00:09:40.000 It's weird when you think about it that nature finds its way.
00:09:44.000 It's the same thing.
00:09:45.000 It's like we think we're so different and above animals and stuff.
00:09:48.000 It's natural selection.
00:09:49.000 We just bring the biggest, the best, and the strongest into some area, whether that's Vikings colonizing Iceland or the Samoans on their islands or whatever it happens to be.
00:09:57.000 And you're just like, well, here's a superior population because all the biggest, best, and strongest have made it, and all of the weakest have died off.
00:10:04.000 Isn't that weird?
00:10:05.000 Like you, as a guy who studies wildlife biology, isn't it weird that we want to think of ourselves as being a different thing?
00:10:12.000 Like, we are clearly not.
00:10:14.000 We're not.
00:10:14.000 We're not even at the top.
00:10:16.000 That's the thing that people never understand.
00:10:17.000 Intellectually, we are, obviously.
00:10:18.000 Look at what we've built.
00:10:19.000 But, like, we're not even, we don't even sit at the top of the food chain.
00:10:23.000 Well, we kind of do because we kill everything else if we want to.
00:10:27.000 Well, because of our brains.
00:10:28.000 Yeah.
00:10:29.000 Well, not even our brains, really.
00:10:30.000 It's other people's brains that invented guns.
00:10:33.000 It's like it has nothing to do with you and me.
00:10:34.000 No, no, no.
00:10:34.000 True.
00:10:35.000 That's just interesting.
00:10:36.000 It's like our brains or our evolutionary advantage, it transfers over to people that don't have good genetics.
00:10:44.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 Right?
00:10:45.000 Yeah.
00:10:45.000 Because you could be built like a bag of shit, like a literal bag of shit, and you can kill a grizzly bear with a rifle.
00:10:50.000 That's right.
00:10:51.000 Kind of nuts.
00:10:52.000 It's crazy.
00:10:52.000 Right?
00:10:52.000 Yep.
00:10:53.000 You just be sitting there on a ridge with a scope, and boom, and you kill a 1,200 pound Kodiak brown bear.
00:11:00.000 Because all of our biological energy goes into this thing instead of being physically big or intimidating or any of those other things.
00:11:07.000 We can transfer what we figured out onto other people, which is no other animal's ever figured out how to do that.
00:11:14.000 Nope.
00:11:14.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:11:15.000 Wild.
00:11:15.000 Yeah.
00:11:16.000 It's really wild.
00:11:17.000 Yep.
00:11:17.000 When you think about it, it's like, If you were studying us, if you were coming from another planet and you were studying us, you'd be like, wow, this one animal is fucking weird.
00:11:26.000 Yeah.
00:11:27.000 And this one's doing something different.
00:11:29.000 Yeah.
00:11:29.000 Absolutely.
00:11:30.000 But they would still look at us and go, oh, well, they're definitely animals.
00:11:34.000 Like, look at them.
00:11:35.000 If you looked at the Earth from an Earth shot, you'd look at what we've done and be like, this is the top animal, but they're parasitic and colonizing the whole planet and changing things and manipulating things, whereas all the other animals are just getting by.
00:11:35.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:48.000 Yeah.
00:11:49.000 If we found out that there were actual visiting aliens, that there was actual intelligent life from somewhere else visiting us, I think a lot of us would probably be like, Why didn't you help?
00:12:03.000 Yeah.
00:12:04.000 Why didn't you come along and say, Hey, cut the shit?
00:12:07.000 It reminds me of the.
00:12:09.000 I don't know.
00:12:09.000 Did you watch South Park ever?
00:12:11.000 There was an old South Park episode where Earth was like a reality show.
00:12:11.000 Yes.
00:12:15.000 And it's like, Let's see who's getting along this week.
00:12:17.000 The zebras are fighting with the giraffes and the people are doing this.
00:12:20.000 And it's like, We're just like a reality show for the universe where you just.
00:12:23.000 Put a bunch of species.
00:12:24.000 We're like a big brother situation.
00:12:27.000 Well, we are kind of that for us.
00:12:29.000 Oh, totally.
00:12:29.000 Where we are, that's what a reality show is.
00:12:31.000 A reality show for us is the world.
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 You know, Lindsey Graham, did he die in a rocket accident?
00:12:37.000 Or did he die?
00:12:38.000 Was he poisoned by Russia?
00:12:40.000 Let's tune in to Twitter and find out.
00:12:42.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:43.000 Exactly, man.
00:12:44.000 It's hilarious.
00:12:45.000 We are locked in on whatever the fuck is happening all over the world all at once.
00:12:50.000 And that's one of the weird things about social media now is that we're constantly being inundated with new things to occupy our attention.
00:12:57.000 Mm hmm.
00:12:58.000 You know?
00:12:59.000 And we have no attention span to watch anything for more than five seconds.
00:13:02.000 But yet, at the same time, this is the rise of podcasts.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 Which are long form.
00:13:07.000 Right.
00:13:07.000 So it's clear that that's not really the case with everybody.
00:13:11.000 There's enough people that are interested in actual fascinating things and have an attention span.
00:13:15.000 It's just like we're all susceptible to the brain rot that comes with just scrolling.
00:13:20.000 It's so hard not.
00:13:21.000 Like, I've tried to make conscious decisions because, you know, you can imagine what my Instagram feed looks like, right?
00:13:25.000 It's animal after animal, half of it's AI now, whatever.
00:13:29.000 And I still.
00:13:30.000 Try and make a conscious decision to not look at it, and I find myself just reaching for my phone and doing this.
00:13:35.000 It's just, we're wired into it now.
00:13:39.000 Dopamine hits crazy.
00:13:39.000 Yeah.
00:13:40.000 And it's not even really rewarding, which is really terrifying to me because it's not something that's like really feels great.
00:13:47.000 And you barely retain the information.
00:13:49.000 Like, even if you watch an educational one where you're like, wow, that was amazing, you barely retain that information because it's such a quick thing until you're on to the next one, at least for me.
00:13:57.000 Yeah, there's a little bit of that in there for sure, but I think I've gotten a pretty good algorithm lately.
00:14:03.000 So, lately, for whatever reason, my algorithm has been really excellent.
00:14:07.000 It's really dialed in where I'm only getting like really fascinating things the last couple of weeks.
00:14:11.000 Yeah.
00:14:12.000 Oh, it's been great.
00:14:13.000 And then every now and then some retarded shit comes on.
00:14:13.000 That's way better.
00:14:16.000 I just skip through it real quick and I'm like, got to keep this algorithm going good.
00:14:19.000 Or you text me a Bigfoot AI thing.
00:14:22.000 Bigfoot ones are so silly.
00:14:24.000 They're so bad.
00:14:25.000 They're so silly.
00:14:25.000 You actually texted me the Bigfoot one.
00:14:27.000 Well, it was the same guy.
00:14:29.000 You said the same guy I texted you back.
00:14:31.000 I was like, I don't think so, dude.
00:14:32.000 He's like, this guy raised a baby Bigfoot in secrecy for 10 years.
00:14:36.000 So, Bad, it's so bad, it's so obvious.
00:14:39.000 It's like a shitty AI photograph of like a blurry Polaroid photograph.
00:14:44.000 And then you read the comments, and there's like 400 people going, Oh my god, I can't believe this happened!
00:14:48.000 And you're like, Come on, dude, Duncan and I, um, back in the day, like in 2012 or 11, whatever it was, when I did that sci fi show, Joe Rogan Questions Everything, uh huh, we went and hung out with Bigfoot people.
00:15:01.000 We actually went Bigfoot hunting, no way.
00:15:03.000 Oh, yeah, we hung, yeah, we were with them for a couple days.
00:15:05.000 How was that?
00:15:06.000 The Pacific Northwest, it's kind of sad.
00:15:09.000 Because the way I describe it, I always said, here's what you don't find when you go looking for Bigfoot black people.
00:15:09.000 Yeah.
00:15:15.000 You're more likely to find Bigfoot than you are black people looking for Bigfoot.
00:15:18.000 It's just such a crazy white guy.
00:15:19.000 It's just unfuckable white guys out in the woods staring at shadows.
00:15:25.000 It's like making something out of nothing, right?
00:15:27.000 Just look at that leaf.
00:15:28.000 It must have been here.
00:15:29.000 It's just unfuckable guys.
00:15:31.000 It's really what it is.
00:15:33.000 It's, unfortunately, that's really what it is.
00:15:36.000 It's not that there's not something to the story, because I think there is something to the story.
00:15:42.000 I think it's an old story.
00:15:42.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 It dates all the way back to Native Americans, right?
00:15:46.000 Well, not just that.
00:15:48.000 How many we looked this up before, like how many different names there are?
00:15:51.000 And I think it was more than 50 different Native American names.
00:15:55.000 You've seen this guy, yeah, that looks great.
00:15:58.000 This guy was dead big.
00:16:00.000 By the way, you imagine sitting that close to that thing, how bad that would smell?
00:16:04.000 Yeah, it's revolting.
00:16:06.000 I mean, the thing's been dead for who knows how long.
00:16:08.000 This guy's just hanging out, yeah, I'm gonna take you a picture.
00:16:10.000 How do I look?
00:16:11.000 Side fun fact this guy was on your mom's house like 12 years ago, was he?
00:16:15.000 Yeah, for what?
00:16:16.000 Is he like a fun guy on Instagram as a dog trainer?
00:16:19.000 That's hilarious.
00:16:20.000 Tom found his videos a long time ago and they brought him in to do a podcast with them.
00:16:23.000 And I just, I know who this guy is.
00:16:26.000 No way.
00:16:27.000 I don't know.
00:16:27.000 I got into Bigfoot.
00:16:29.000 He has Bigfoot's body.
00:16:31.000 Look how bad that looks.
00:16:33.000 It's so bad, dude.
00:16:35.000 Oh my God.
00:16:36.000 Look at these.
00:16:36.000 Look at that.
00:16:37.000 Look at the smile.
00:16:41.000 I mean, he could be just a full on satirical troll.
00:16:45.000 Oh, he's sawing into it.
00:16:48.000 Look at this.
00:16:48.000 It's a cake.
00:16:49.000 It's going to be like cake.
00:16:51.000 Oh my God, he sawed into it.
00:16:53.000 Open it up, Tom.
00:16:54.000 Oh, he found a foot.
00:16:56.000 Very real looking foot.
00:16:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:57.000 Very real looking foot.
00:16:58.000 That's really cool.
00:16:59.000 Also, if you can't trust a guy in overalls with no shirt, who can you trust?
00:17:02.000 By the way, the guy's in great shape for his age.
00:17:04.000 He is.
00:17:05.000 Looks ripped.
00:17:06.000 He's out there lifting up fake Bigfoots all day.
00:17:08.000 He looks like they're heavy.
00:17:11.000 I think there was, I mean, obviously we know that Gigantopithecus was real, but we were reading about this the other day that it seems like Gigantopithecus wasn't bipedal.
00:17:21.000 And that there was some dispute as to whether or not it was bipedal, but apparently there are some biologists that are saying, no, it was most likely it walked around like an orangutan.
00:17:31.000 It was just huge.
00:17:32.000 Just, just, oh, wow.
00:17:33.000 Just a huge orangutan looking thing.
00:17:35.000 No, I've heard of it.
00:17:35.000 Huh.
00:17:36.000 I didn't know that it wasn't bipedal, though.
00:17:38.000 That's fascinating.
00:17:38.000 I think it's under dispute.
00:17:40.000 I think it's been disputed.
00:17:41.000 That's interesting.
00:17:42.000 It's hard to say.
00:17:43.000 They don't have a lot of bones, right?
00:17:45.000 They only have like a few jaw bones and some stuff.
00:17:48.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 Of them.
00:17:49.000 Dude, I learned something pretty interesting this last week.
00:17:51.000 So I, I just got back from India, literally flew in here from India, and we were doing some elephant rescues with Vantara, that big Indian wildlife rescue place.
00:18:02.000 This elephant got hit by a car that we went and rescued, so its leg was all jacked up.
00:18:06.000 Speaking of non bipedal things, so you would think just the elephant would walk with a limp.
00:18:11.000 Well, having that trunk, it's incredible.
00:18:13.000 They use that trunk as a limb.
00:18:16.000 So I was watching this elephant walk.
00:18:18.000 I wish I had photos or video to show you, but I was watching this elephant walk, and it wouldn't put weight on its leg that was hit by the car.
00:18:24.000 So, it would walk with three legs and its trunk as its fourth appendage.
00:18:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:18:28.000 Which is an amazing thing to see because you think of the size of an elephant's cranium and its head and the weight.
00:18:33.000 And in order to move that distribution off of that broken leg, it was using this trunk as a limb.
00:18:38.000 It was just incredible.
00:18:39.000 It was really sad, but it was an incredible thing to see the way they sort of figured out how to maneuver using that fifth appendage.
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00:19:42.000 Does the elephant allow people to set its leg?
00:19:45.000 So, in India.
00:19:47.000 Was it broken?
00:19:49.000 It went.
00:19:49.000 I don't know.
00:19:49.000 So, we went to basically.
00:19:51.000 So, I work at this place called Ventara, which is the world's largest wildlife rescue and rehab center.
00:19:55.000 It's unreal, dude.
00:19:57.000 It would blow your mind.
00:19:58.000 I mean, like, on a whole nother level, all privately funded by Anadam Bani, this Indian billionaire guy, the guy who had the huge wedding, if you remember that, a Justin Bieber sing at his wedding and stuff.
00:20:07.000 He's a great dude.
00:20:08.000 Him and I are buddies now.
00:20:09.000 But, so he's funded this world's largest wildlife rescue and rehab.
00:20:13.000 Like, it makes a San Diego Zoo look like a roadside attraction.
00:20:15.000 I mean, it's like, Crazy big.
00:20:17.000 And so he does all these rescues, right?
00:20:19.000 So the reason I'm telling you all this is they go and respond to these rescues and then take it into this gigantic world's biggest animal hospital that they've built.
00:20:28.000 So we went and rescued the elephant and now it's probably by today back in Vantara.
00:20:33.000 Yeah, here you go.
00:20:34.000 And they'll be treating it.
00:20:36.000 So this is Long Toy.
00:20:37.000 This is the other one.
00:20:37.000 We did two rescues.
00:20:38.000 This one was born with splay legs and then went into logging.
00:20:43.000 And so all the weight and stuff from logging.
00:20:45.000 See the splay legs on the front there?
00:20:47.000 Ouch.
00:20:47.000 Yeah.
00:20:48.000 So, anyway, that was just incredible.
00:20:50.000 But the short answer is they do let people treat them because these animals are raised in captivity by what's called mahouts, which are elephant riders.
00:20:59.000 And it's a really, the whole dynamic's really fascinating.
00:21:02.000 So, you grow up with an elephant as a mahout in Indian culture.
00:21:06.000 And then there's usually one or two mahouts that spend their life dedicated to the elephant.
00:21:10.000 And all they do is ride them, log them, they use them as tools, but they still love them very much.
00:21:15.000 It's just they use them as a tool.
00:21:17.000 Elephants obviously aren't made to do that.
00:21:18.000 So, they break.
00:21:19.000 Down over time.
00:21:20.000 So that's why its legs are like that?
00:21:21.000 It's from carrying the amount of weight that comes from logging?
00:21:24.000 So that one would have been born with a deformity.
00:21:27.000 But then years of compounded weight and everything else makes its legs like that.
00:21:27.000 Oh, okay.
00:21:31.000 Oh.
00:21:32.000 And then, yeah, so we go and we take the elephants in plus the Mahouts and take them all back to Ventara, give the Mahouts a full time job.
00:21:32.000 It's crazy.
00:21:39.000 These guys are sleeping on mattresses on the floor, right?
00:21:41.000 And then take them back and it's a whole thing.
00:21:43.000 Reform everybody.
00:21:44.000 It's an amazing thing.
00:21:45.000 Yeah.
00:21:45.000 Oh, wow.
00:21:46.000 So when they treat the elephants, like what do they do for an elephant that has a broken leg?
00:21:51.000 So.
00:21:52.000 Most of it's just pain management, right?
00:21:54.000 Because you can only get so far.
00:21:56.000 So the one that got hit by.
00:21:57.000 Can you set them in a cast?
00:21:59.000 Not really.
00:22:00.000 No.
00:22:00.000 You know, it depends.
00:22:01.000 I guess it depends on the fracture.
00:22:02.000 I'm not a vet, but I guess it depends on the fracture.
00:22:04.000 But what they do is they have, and Jamie, you might be able to see it.
00:22:07.000 It's incredible.
00:22:08.000 They have this giant jacuzzi.
00:22:09.000 Like imagine a jacuzzi the size of your building here for elephants, and it's their hydrotherapy pool.
00:22:15.000 So these animals that have terrible arthritis or fucked up feet or bad legs like that, they just spend all day in the water because then there's no weight on their limbs.
00:22:22.000 Oh, wow.
00:22:23.000 Which is really cool.
00:22:24.000 Do they have medication?
00:22:25.000 Like.
00:22:26.000 Anti inflammatories for elephants?
00:22:28.000 This place uses unbelievable Eastern medicine, Western medicine, this crazy hospital.
00:22:28.000 Everything, man.
00:22:35.000 There's a lot of guys talking on their Instagram, unfortunately.
00:22:38.000 This one's got a prosthetic leg.
00:22:40.000 Whoa.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:22:42.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:22:43.000 So they do these amazing things online.
00:22:45.000 Oh, fuck, man.
00:22:47.000 But yeah, it's a really, really cool place.
00:22:49.000 And we get to do some fun stuff.
00:22:50.000 So I was really privileged to be part of those elephant rescues.
00:22:53.000 It's really emotional when you see an animal like an elephant that has so much intelligence look you in the eye and be like, I'm in so much pain.
00:23:00.000 And then you like start to relieve it.
00:23:02.000 I went to visit this place in Thailand a few years back that has wild elephants.
00:23:02.000 It's cool.
00:23:09.000 So they're wild elephants, but you can ride them and that you feed them.
00:23:14.000 So you make friends with them first.
00:23:15.000 Yeah.
00:23:16.000 Like you feed them sugar cane, you hang out with them, you pet them, and then they let you ride them.
00:23:20.000 And they put their arm out.
00:23:20.000 Yeah.
00:23:21.000 Like they're like, go ahead.
00:23:22.000 To walk up to step up.
00:23:22.000 Yeah.
00:23:23.000 Come on.
00:23:24.000 Yeah.
00:23:24.000 Go ahead.
00:23:25.000 So it lets you know, like, okay.
00:23:26.000 I didn't like the riding part.
00:23:26.000 Yeah.
00:23:27.000 It felt wrong to me.
00:23:29.000 It's just like it's a thing that all the tourists did, but my family wanted to do it.
00:23:33.000 Yeah.
00:23:33.000 So I said, okay.
00:23:34.000 But.
00:23:34.000 It's okay.
00:23:35.000 But the animals themselves are so sweet.
00:23:38.000 They're like when you're hanging around with them, they're like they're so.
00:23:38.000 Yeah.
00:23:42.000 One of them, I got a video of it on my Instagram.
00:23:45.000 She was just like eating a log.
00:23:46.000 Yeah.
00:23:47.000 She kept chewing on this log, and I'm just hanging out with her.
00:23:50.000 And I made this like video with me.
00:23:51.000 I'm like, she's eating a log.
00:23:52.000 I don't know why she's eating this log, but she's really sweet.
00:23:56.000 But it wasn't, it was, it was a weird, it's a weird relationship that they have.
00:24:02.000 And then you wash them at the end of the trip.
00:24:03.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 So you get them in the, they get in this pool, this big pond.
00:24:07.000 Yep.
00:24:07.000 And you could just wash them and hang out with them.
00:24:09.000 They'll like it that you do that.
00:24:09.000 It's great.
00:24:10.000 Yeah.
00:24:10.000 So it feels good to them.
00:24:11.000 And they're like, thank you.
00:24:13.000 And they're like, well, no, thank you for carrying me.
00:24:15.000 There's good and bad.
00:24:16.000 Like, I mean, Elephants have been used through history, right?
00:24:19.000 In war, in logging, in circuses, everything else.
00:24:22.000 But now, I would say in the last 20 years, we're finally sort of waking up to, hey, a lifetime of being on an elephant's back, like you can see the deformities, you can see the bed sores, you can see the hip displays or hip issues.
00:24:32.000 Oh, from carrying people?
00:24:34.000 Yeah, just carrying people.
00:24:35.000 They're just not designed for it.
00:24:36.000 You know, they look, you think they are when you look at them and you're like, what could have, you know, we're like an ant on that thing's back.
00:24:41.000 But it's pretty hard on them.
00:24:43.000 And the hardest part is actually not you or I or anybody riding them, it's walking on concrete.
00:24:48.000 Oh, that's so bad.
00:24:49.000 Because elephants have these soft padded feet.
00:24:51.000 They're not designed for rock hard ground.
00:24:53.000 So the impact of walking on pavement is actually that compounding with added weight.
00:25:00.000 That's what's actually so bad about it.
00:25:01.000 I bet the heat of the asphalt, too.
00:25:04.000 And their dogs, like dogs, hate the heat of asphalt.
00:25:08.000 It's horrible for them.
00:25:09.000 And the weirdest thing about an elephant foot, if you look at its anatomy, they're one of the few animals that walk on their toes.
00:25:14.000 So they don't have toes splitting out like we do, they walk on top of their toes.
00:25:18.000 So that, you know, imagine that compounding on heat plus weight.
00:25:23.000 I got a good close up, I guess.
00:25:25.000 That's weird.
00:25:26.000 It's a weird animal.
00:25:27.000 Yeah.
00:25:28.000 Isn't it cool that they thought that that's what a cyclops was when they found the skull?
00:25:32.000 Yeah, because the skull.
00:25:33.000 That's why they thought cyclopses were a real thing.
00:25:33.000 Yeah.
00:25:35.000 Dude, have you ever seen, have you ever been to the Explorers Club in New York City?
00:25:38.000 No.
00:25:39.000 That's worth a visit.
00:25:40.000 They have the Champawat tiger there, like the most famous man eating tiger.
00:25:40.000 You would love it.
00:25:44.000 That's the one that killed like 476 people?
00:25:46.000 Yep.
00:25:47.000 Something crazily crazy.
00:25:47.000 Is that what the number?
00:25:48.000 I actually have it on my YouTube and I don't remember the name.
00:25:51.000 It's more than 400 people.
00:25:53.000 It's crazy.
00:25:53.000 And then Jim Corbett went and shot it.
00:25:55.000 Yeah.
00:25:55.000 And he almost named my son Corbett because I love that story so much.
00:26:00.000 But they have the only four tusked elephant at the Explorers Club in New York City.
00:26:04.000 Whoa.
00:26:05.000 I'm sure, Jamie, you could find a picture of the skull.
00:26:06.000 Nobody knows why.
00:26:07.000 Total anomaly.
00:26:08.000 Nobody's ever seen it.
00:26:10.000 Nobody knows why.
00:26:10.000 I think it's the only one in existence.
00:26:12.000 And it literally has four tusks coming out of it.
00:26:15.000 Just a weird genetic thing.
00:26:16.000 I think so.
00:26:17.000 Like that splay legged one we look at these days.
00:26:19.000 Because sometimes with elk, they'll get an injury when they're young and then they'll get weird deformities of their antlers.
00:26:26.000 But is that different because they shed their antlers every year, so they grow back in weird ways?
00:26:31.000 That's a good question.
00:26:32.000 I don't know.
00:26:32.000 I think it's an injury to the skull.
00:26:35.000 Yeah.
00:26:36.000 So, an injury to the area where the antler is.
00:26:39.000 Sometimes they'll just have one sword.
00:26:41.000 Yeah.
00:26:42.000 There was a ranch in California that had this one elk that was killing all the other elk because he didn't have antlers the same way.
00:26:51.000 Oh, they got a Yeti scalp.
00:26:52.000 Where'd you find that, Jamie?
00:26:54.000 One of the 11 interesting things you can see there.
00:26:56.000 Oh, at the Explorers.
00:26:57.000 Oh, at the Explorers.
00:26:58.000 Oh, interesting.
00:26:59.000 Oh, sure.
00:26:59.000 That's legit.
00:27:00.000 Yeah.
00:27:02.000 So, this one elk had, on one side, he had like normal antlers.
00:27:07.000 Uh huh.
00:27:07.000 But the other side, he just had a spear.
00:27:09.000 And so, he was just stabbing all these other elk.
00:27:09.000 Oh, wow.
00:27:11.000 And it was killing the other elk.
00:27:12.000 What the fuck is this guy doing?
00:27:13.000 Because he wasn't, like, they're used to their antlers interlocking.
00:27:13.000 Wow.
00:27:17.000 And this is the thing.
00:27:17.000 Of course.
00:27:18.000 They get together and they clash and they try to impress the ladies.
00:27:21.000 Yep.
00:27:22.000 There he is.
00:27:23.000 Oh, the tusks.
00:27:23.000 Oh, wow.
00:27:23.000 Look at that.
00:27:24.000 That's so weird.
00:27:25.000 Very weird.
00:27:26.000 Four.
00:27:27.000 And they're, like, weird the way they're.
00:27:29.000 They're going towards each other.
00:27:31.000 It's weird.
00:27:31.000 Which makes you realize it's a genetic deformity, right?
00:27:34.000 Because it's not like this perfect symmetrical, like nature made it.
00:27:37.000 It's just a mutation of some kind.
00:27:39.000 Well, that's what's weird about genes, right?
00:27:41.000 Like things go wonky all the time.
00:27:42.000 Time someone's born with an extra arm, you're like, okay, yeah, exactly.
00:27:45.000 Sometimes people are born with tails, and you're like, oh, so so weird, dude.
00:27:51.000 You and I talked about Barbarossa one time, the pigs that have those crazy, yeah, they go into their own skulls.
00:27:57.000 My buddy, who's a vet, he just cut a horn out of a sable, you know, sable antelope, yeah, that was growing into its own skull.
00:28:03.000 Oh, god, it's crazy.
00:28:04.000 I have a video of it on my Instagram, Jamie, if you want to see it, but it's um, it so it got an injury, so it killed part of the horn, and you know, they're antelope, they're not deer, so they don't shed their horns, right?
00:28:14.000 So they grow forever.
00:28:15.000 So, this guy had this giant horn just circling back, punching into its own skull.
00:28:20.000 Can you imagine that?
00:28:22.000 Dude, it was gnarly.
00:28:24.000 The pigs are nuts, though, or whatever that animal's called.
00:28:27.000 The Babarusa.
00:28:28.000 Is it a pit?
00:28:29.000 It's technically a pit?
00:28:30.000 It's like an Indonesian warthog.
00:28:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:32.000 But the way it goes into its own skull, no matter what, like it always happens.
00:28:32.000 Yeah.
00:28:35.000 Yeah, because they have to fight and break them off.
00:28:38.000 And if they don't fight and break them off, they just.
00:28:40.000 It's the nature's so weird, man.
00:28:42.000 Yeah, it is.
00:28:43.000 I mean, that is fucking crazy.
00:28:44.000 They're so cool.
00:28:45.000 I wonder what those things taste like.
00:28:47.000 I bet they taste great.
00:28:48.000 I think all the swine taste great.
00:28:51.000 I had javelina, which is not technically a swine.
00:28:54.000 It's a peccary.
00:28:56.000 It wasn't that good.
00:28:57.000 Not good?
00:28:57.000 No.
00:28:58.000 Huh.
00:28:58.000 That's unfortunate.
00:28:59.000 It's odd.
00:29:00.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.000 Gamey?
00:29:02.000 No, just not the best.
00:29:03.000 Well, you've got to think of what they're eating.
00:29:06.000 For what I know about javelinas, they eat garbage primarily.
00:29:08.000 Yeah.
00:29:09.000 I think that's part of the problem.
00:29:10.000 Because that's the case with bears, right?
00:29:15.000 My friend Steve Ranella cooked a bear steak or a bear ham on his friend's smoker.
00:29:23.000 And he said to his friend, he said, Hey, you should probably clean that smoker.
00:29:28.000 It smells like fish.
00:29:29.000 And he goes, I've never cooked fish in that smoker once.
00:29:32.000 And it was just from the bear.
00:29:34.000 The bear had eaten so much fish that as he was smoking the bear, all you could smell was fish.
00:29:40.000 That's disgusting.
00:29:41.000 It's like eating a seagull.
00:29:42.000 Whoa, look at this one.
00:29:43.000 It's going right into its head.
00:29:44.000 That's the guy.
00:29:45.000 Yeah, isn't that crazy?
00:29:46.000 Wow, that's nuts.
00:29:48.000 And it's, yeah, he cuts the horn off and you can see because the horn's a living thing.
00:29:52.000 How is that animal still alive?
00:29:54.000 Barely.
00:29:55.000 Like, he had millimeters of growth to go before it punched right into his brain.
00:29:59.000 That's crazy.
00:30:00.000 That's so gnarly.
00:30:02.000 That's so gnarly.
00:30:03.000 It's like digging.
00:30:04.000 And imagine that, like, every day, just a tiny little amount more is growing into your brain.
00:30:11.000 It's got to be this constant pain where, like, it just gets a tiny bit worse all the time.
00:30:16.000 It's sawn through it.
00:30:17.000 See how much into the skull it went?
00:30:19.000 Like, it was right there.
00:30:20.000 That's crazy.
00:30:21.000 So gross.
00:30:22.000 I thought you'd like that.
00:30:24.000 I don't know if that's as well made.
00:30:26.000 Yeah, you thought that I would like that.
00:30:27.000 I don't know.
00:30:28.000 That is gnarly, man.
00:30:30.000 That poor dude, now he doesn't have any antlers.
00:30:32.000 Yep.
00:30:33.000 Or horns, right?
00:30:34.000 Is it technically horns?
00:30:35.000 Horns, yeah.
00:30:35.000 But he's still got a brain, so that helps.
00:30:37.000 Well, carry on, bro.
00:30:39.000 Yeah.
00:30:40.000 Nature's a motherfucker, dude.
00:30:42.000 Dude, it's crazy.
00:30:43.000 Where's the thylacine, man?
00:30:45.000 What's going on?
00:30:46.000 It's gone pretty cold, dude.
00:30:47.000 Really?
00:30:47.000 Yeah.
00:30:48.000 I mean, damn it.
00:30:49.000 So I was hoping you'd come in with new evidence.
00:30:52.000 I wish I was.
00:30:52.000 There's a group that I've been working with called Mammal Watching.
00:30:56.000 Like, if you heard of Bird Watching, And they've been going into Western Papua and Papua New Guinea, which is, as you know, where I think there could still be a tiny population.
00:31:04.000 And so I'm working with them.
00:31:06.000 They're giving trail cameras out to guys.
00:31:07.000 They're still hearing legends here and there, but it's just, I don't know.
00:31:11.000 It feels like the legends are getting fewer and further between, like almost over generational time, it's disappearing, if that makes sense.
00:31:19.000 Oh, that's a bad sign.
00:31:20.000 Yeah.
00:31:20.000 That means whatever's left is probably dying off, right?
00:31:23.000 If at all.
00:31:24.000 And I mean, I still hold out hope.
00:31:24.000 Yeah.
00:31:25.000 It's something I've always wanted to be, and I like, I want it to be there, but it just feels like those bits of evidence that we're compounding have all sort of started to fade.
00:31:36.000 That sucks.
00:31:37.000 I know.
00:31:37.000 There's a very interesting thing with the incredible variety of wildlife that we have that we're so fascinated by the ones that might not be alive.
00:31:47.000 The things like the thylacine or the giant sloth.
00:31:50.000 I remember I watched this documentary on the giant sloth.
00:31:54.000 There was this one scientist, this biologist, who had spent an inordinate amount of time, like years, in the Amazon looking for a giant sloth and was realizing at some point in time during the documentary that he might have ruined his career.
00:32:08.000 Yeah.
00:32:08.000 Overdoing it.
00:32:08.000 Because he might have been chasing something that doesn't exist.
00:32:11.000 And it's this wild gamble if he listens to these people and they're telling him the truth.
00:32:15.000 Right.
00:32:16.000 Because all the natives are like, oh, yeah, bro, throw it out of here.
00:32:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:19.000 Right around the next mountain.
00:32:19.000 Yeah.
00:32:20.000 Yeah, we'll find him tomorrow.
00:32:21.000 Over the next mountain.
00:32:21.000 Yeah.
00:32:22.000 Yeah.
00:32:23.000 I've been there.
00:32:24.000 But, you know, if you don't follow those leads, like, do you know what the Saula is?
00:32:28.000 The Asian unicorn?
00:32:29.000 I've heard that.
00:32:30.000 Yeah.
00:32:30.000 Same thing.
00:32:31.000 Same story, but real animal.
00:32:33.000 And, you know, there was basically one ever seen by Western science, an animal named Martha.
00:32:39.000 And for years, Western scientists were going into Vietnam and Laos.
00:32:42.000 They're going, Yeah, yeah, we have this thing called the Sala, the Asian unicorn.
00:32:45.000 And they're like, Shut up.
00:32:46.000 And then all of a sudden, turns out, here's this giant bovid that still exists.
00:32:50.000 What a cool looking animal, too.
00:32:51.000 Yeah.
00:32:52.000 And nobody knows whether they still exist now or not.
00:32:54.000 Is that it right there?
00:32:55.000 That's it.
00:32:56.000 So basically, there have been three or four, maybe more, that have ever been seen.
00:32:56.000 Yeah.
00:33:01.000 Most of them caught in poacher snares like this one.
00:33:04.000 But then, really cool guy named Bill Robichaud got a call once from a prince and he had caught one and it was in his village and he flew in there and overnight the poor thing died.
00:33:14.000 And that was the only time a single Westerner in history has ever seen a live salah.
00:33:19.000 And this guy had it, and then he's like, can we please preserve it?
00:33:19.000 Oh, wow.
00:33:22.000 And the king was like, nah, we're going to eat it.
00:33:23.000 And they ate it.
00:33:25.000 Got nothing out of it.
00:33:25.000 Whoa.
00:33:26.000 Yeah.
00:33:27.000 He's got pictures and stuff, so you know it's all real.
00:33:30.000 But they call it the unicorn because its horns are so symmetrical that when you look at it from a side profile, it looks like one horn coming out of its head.
00:33:37.000 Like that.
00:33:38.000 Exactly.
00:33:39.000 That's weird.
00:33:39.000 Yeah.
00:33:40.000 Yeah.
00:33:41.000 They're very cool.
00:33:41.000 But it's a bovid, it's a cattle.
00:33:44.000 That's not one.
00:33:45.000 I don't know why they're using that photo.
00:33:47.000 Oh, how odd.
00:33:48.000 Yeah.
00:33:49.000 But that's the same thing as these things around giant sloths and thylacine and Bigfoot and everything else.
00:33:56.000 They are out there, some of them, not all of them, but they are out there.
00:33:59.000 And if you don't follow the lead, if you ignore it, then you miss things like that.
00:34:02.000 Well, there's also like when you think about things like the Amazon, like if you ever see footage of the Amazon from above, you go, oh, there's no way you know.
00:34:12.000 That's so big.
00:34:13.000 You look down and you go, oh, well, there's no way you know.
00:34:16.000 This is way too big.
00:34:17.000 There's no way there's.
00:34:19.000 Bunch of people scouring every inch of that place.
00:34:22.000 I mean, given there are still groups of human beings uncontacted.
00:34:26.000 Oh, a lot.
00:34:26.000 Like my friend Paul Rosely.
00:34:27.000 Yeah, I know Paul.
00:34:28.000 Yeah, he's come in contact with them multiple times.
00:34:31.000 Yeah.
00:34:32.000 See if you can get some aerial footage of flying over the Amazon.
00:34:36.000 I mean, it's in multiple countries.
00:34:38.000 It's what is it?
00:34:39.000 Oh, it's crazy.
00:34:40.000 Peru, Bolivia, Brazil, Argentina.
00:34:43.000 It's crazy.
00:34:44.000 It's so big.
00:34:45.000 It's huge.
00:34:46.000 It's so fucking big.
00:34:48.000 And I had a similar experience in New Guinea.
00:34:50.000 Talking about thylacine, where we got on a plane in a place called Toofy and flew to another area.
00:34:54.000 Yeah, like look at this.
00:34:55.000 For four hours, we didn't see one building.
00:34:55.000 It was just like this.
00:34:58.000 Amazon in 4K.
00:34:59.000 So just imagine, like, there is no fucking way you know what's in there.
00:35:04.000 No way.
00:35:04.000 There's probably a bunch of shit in there that no one has found.
00:35:07.000 And then there's, oh, undeniably, there are.
00:35:10.000 And then there's stuff, you know, like, you'll get a kick out of this.
00:35:13.000 Loch Ness Monster.
00:35:15.000 What do you think it is?
00:35:17.000 Maybe a sturgeon or something like that.
00:35:19.000 Jamie, what do you think a Loch Ness Monster is?
00:35:21.000 I mean, I think they know, but I don't know.
00:35:24.000 Probably.
00:35:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:35:25.000 Whale dick.
00:35:26.000 What?
00:35:27.000 Whale dick.
00:35:29.000 Not a narwhal dick?
00:35:30.000 Pull it up.
00:35:31.000 Loch Ness Monster versus Whale Dick.
00:35:32.000 Look at this and tell me this isn't what they think is the Loch Ness Monster.
00:35:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:35:35.000 Do you mean like the photos, the hoax photo of the one that's poking out of the water?
00:35:41.000 That one, I mean, you'll see it in a second here, I think, but there are these photos of a whale's penis compared to the Loch Ness monster.
00:35:49.000 And I mean, that's certainly not proof, but it kind of answers a lot of like, that's a whale dick right there.
00:35:56.000 That is a whale dick, but that photo, I'm pretty sure, is a proven hoax.
00:36:01.000 That one is.
00:36:02.000 I think that photo was like a guy made something out of wood and like, Floated it in the water and took a picture.
00:36:02.000 Yeah, right.
00:36:09.000 Is that what the story behind that is?
00:36:10.000 There's something along those lines.
00:36:12.000 No, Loch Ness Monster isn't a whale penis, Professor says.
00:36:15.000 Oh, okay.
00:36:16.000 Well, if the internet professor says it, then.
00:36:19.000 Oh, a professor!
00:36:21.000 Oh, well, let's take him seriously.
00:36:23.000 He's out there.
00:36:23.000 There's no whales there.
00:36:24.000 If you're the type of professor that they call upon when they try to figure out if something's a whale dick, maybe.
00:36:31.000 Sir, would you please study these nine whale penis and tell us your thoughts on this?
00:36:34.000 Maybe that's what happened to the.
00:36:36.000 What?
00:36:37.000 It was his claim, and then he said he was just.
00:36:39.000 Like, kind of messing around.
00:36:40.000 Well, I'm sticking with it.
00:36:41.000 I like the whale.
00:36:41.000 I like it.
00:36:42.000 He's the guy that proposed it?
00:36:44.000 Oh, darn it.
00:36:46.000 He's since walked back his salacious claim.
00:36:46.000 I like it.
00:36:50.000 That's so funny.
00:36:50.000 Maybe that's the guy that was looking for the giant sloth.
00:36:54.000 He's like, I need a new angle.
00:36:56.000 This giant sloth thing did not pan out.
00:36:58.000 I like it.
00:36:59.000 Big difference.
00:37:00.000 If you're a guy looking for a giant sloth in the Amazon, where do you look?
00:37:05.000 Good luck finding it.
00:37:06.000 You have to find geographically isolated areas.
00:37:10.000 You know, because they're little pockets, right?
00:37:11.000 If little pockets of, okay, people aren't coming in here, animals aren't going out, there's a big ring of mountains, there's whatever it happens to be.
00:37:20.000 I met a guy who said he guaranteed he knew, you know, all these people like this, but I always enjoy the story of it that there was this pocket in Peru that was completely geographically isolated by the mountains, and that's where they were.
00:37:32.000 And the idea is that these areas remain unchanged, right?
00:37:35.000 It's like an island basically in the Amazon.
00:37:38.000 Like things just don't change because it's so isolated from everything else.
00:37:42.000 Well, I think the idea also was that giant sloths, where we know they existed in North America, that whenever whatever happened that ended the ice age, the younger, driest impact, that it didn't affect things below the equator or at the equator.
00:38:00.000 It was more of a northern hemisphere thing.
00:38:02.000 Yeah, because the climate shift was so much stronger.
00:38:04.000 Exactly.
00:38:05.000 And so most of the animals that died off, if you look at like the, I think it was 65% of North American megafauna died off during this very short period.
00:38:15.000 Window that didn't happen in South America.
00:38:18.000 And that we're just guessing that they're dead.
00:38:22.000 Because if there was a healthy population, think how many tigers are there in the wild?
00:38:26.000 I think there's 5,000.
00:38:28.000 Something like that.
00:38:29.000 It's gone way up, by the way.
00:38:30.000 It was down to 400.
00:38:32.000 Fun fact more tigers in captivity in Texas than there are in all of the wild of the world.
00:38:40.000 Texas is crazy, man.
00:38:41.000 It's in people's yards.
00:38:44.000 In private collections in Texas, there's more tigers.
00:38:48.000 Than all of the wild of the world.
00:38:50.000 It's such an insane statement that should not exist.
00:38:53.000 Yeah.
00:38:53.000 I love this state.
00:38:55.000 It's just my favorite place to go.
00:38:56.000 Get away with it.
00:38:57.000 It's just a wild place.
00:38:59.000 Like, for all intents and purposes.
00:39:01.000 Yeah.
00:39:02.000 It's hilarious.
00:39:03.000 Wild for people.
00:39:04.000 Dude, I love Texas.
00:39:05.000 Every time I come to Texas, I'm like, this place is great.
00:39:07.000 It's awesome.
00:39:07.000 I always have fun.
00:39:08.000 Everybody's so nice, too.
00:39:09.000 Exactly.
00:39:10.000 It's like nobody scowls at you.
00:39:10.000 That's the best part.
00:39:12.000 You get in the elevator and they're like, hey, how's your day going?
00:39:14.000 And you're like, very friendly.
00:39:16.000 I'll tell you how it's going.
00:39:17.000 Very, a lot of people, especially coastal elites, I would like to say, like, people, coastal snobs, they have this idea of it being like filled with rednecks and ignorant people and foolish people.
00:39:31.000 Yeah.
00:39:31.000 Not that way at all.
00:39:33.000 Especially Austin.
00:39:34.000 Austin is like one of the most liberal, easygoing, progressive cities.
00:39:40.000 But like even the progressives here, they're like more reasonable.
00:39:40.000 Yeah.
00:39:44.000 It's like down to earth.
00:39:45.000 Yeah.
00:39:45.000 It's not like extremism, right?
00:39:47.000 Well, they're definitely more crazy than they were 20 years ago when I first started coming here.
00:39:51.000 Okay.
00:39:51.000 But way less crazy than like liberals in L.A.
00:39:55.000 Yeah.
00:39:56.000 Or liberals in New York.
00:39:58.000 Just where they're, where it's just extreme, right?
00:40:00.000 Like protests and all these.
00:40:01.000 Yeah.
00:40:02.000 Well, it's like there's a saying about Austin keep Austin weird and surrounded.
00:40:07.000 Yeah.
00:40:08.000 And surrounded?
00:40:09.000 What is the and surrounded?
00:40:09.000 Yeah.
00:40:10.000 Surrounded by red people.
00:40:12.000 Like it's all red states around you, and it's this pocket of blue that's in the center of this red state.
00:40:18.000 I think that's good for everybody.
00:40:21.000 Yeah.
00:40:21.000 I think that's good.
00:40:22.000 It's a balance.
00:40:23.000 And the liberals that want to turn Texas blue, like, don't.
00:40:29.000 You're going to ruin it.
00:40:30.000 You're going to ruin it for you too.
00:40:31.000 You don't get it.
00:40:32.000 Like, balance is important.
00:40:34.000 It's like you can't kill all the predators because then the deer get overrun and you're hitting them with cars, and you can't kill all the deer.
00:40:42.000 Because then there's no food.
00:40:44.000 And I mean, that's what they did when they were market hunting.
00:40:47.000 Balance.
00:40:47.000 Yep.
00:40:48.000 And you need balance with humans, too.
00:40:48.000 Yep.
00:40:50.000 100%.
00:40:50.000 And the Austin balance is a great balance.
00:40:53.000 It's a liberal city surrounded by like hardcore Republicans with guns and tigers.
00:40:53.000 Yeah.
00:40:58.000 And it works.
00:40:59.000 And it all works.
00:41:00.000 It works.
00:41:01.000 It makes for nice people.
00:41:03.000 It's like it's a good mix.
00:41:04.000 Yeah.
00:41:05.000 And a misunderstood mix.
00:41:08.000 People on the outside, they have a very distorted perception of what Texas is, especially Austin.
00:41:08.000 It's interesting.
00:41:15.000 Well, how do you feel as a California transplant?
00:41:15.000 Yeah.
00:41:17.000 I mean, you bounced around, but as a California transplant, did you bring your acai bowls and your, you know, you're like, I need all that California stuff here?
00:41:24.000 What stuff?
00:41:25.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:41:25.000 I don't know.
00:41:26.000 That's like, that's the thing, though, right?
00:41:28.000 It's like all the Californians coming here and messing it up kind of thing.
00:41:31.000 I was never one of those.
00:41:32.000 So my, what I got out of California was the comedy store and work.
00:41:32.000 Yeah.
00:41:37.000 Yeah.
00:41:38.000 And then jujitsu.
00:41:39.000 So like, you get all that here.
00:41:41.000 Austin is arguably the jujitsu capital of the world right now.
00:41:43.000 Really?
00:41:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:41:44.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:41:45.000 Is this where the new league is based out of?
00:41:48.000 No, that's you mean the UFC League?
00:41:50.000 No, that's in Vegas.
00:41:50.000 Yeah.
00:41:51.000 It is in Vegas.
00:41:52.000 They do that in Vegas.
00:41:53.000 Yeah.
00:41:53.000 Because that's where the UFC's headquarters are.
00:41:55.000 But Austin has Kings World, which is Gordon Ryan's place.
00:41:55.000 Sure.
00:42:00.000 It's got B Team, is out here.
00:42:03.000 Sean G. Rahibero is out here.
00:42:05.000 Okay.
00:42:06.000 There's a bunch of Gracie Baja schools out here.
00:42:08.000 There's multiple 10th Planet schools out here.
00:42:11.000 It's like there's an incredible amount of jujitsu out here.
00:42:14.000 So, what I'm hearing is this is where to bring Run Nation.
00:42:17.000 Bring it to Austin.
00:42:18.000 No, keep that.
00:42:19.000 They'll never win.
00:42:21.000 The only people that are going to win are those wild New Zealand dudes and those Australian guys.
00:42:25.000 Those guys will win every time.
00:42:27.000 They're built for that shit.
00:42:29.000 No, but it's just a great city, period.
00:42:33.000 Artistically, it's always been like a great music city.
00:42:36.000 Now it's arguably the comedy capital of the country.
00:42:38.000 Yeah, I mean, there's so many comedians here now, right?
00:42:42.000 Because they got here and they went, oh, this is way better.
00:42:44.000 There's no traffic, everyone's nice.
00:42:45.000 Yeah.
00:42:46.000 And you can do whatever you want.
00:42:47.000 And also, there's a lot of places to do comedy.
00:42:50.000 Just on my street where my club is, there's five or six other clubs that have opened up since we opened up.
00:42:56.000 So it's incredible.
00:42:56.000 Oh, wow.
00:42:57.000 So if you're a young comic or an established comic that just wants to work out material, you could go to my club.
00:43:04.000 You can hop down the street to the Sunset Room, which is my friend Brian's club, right down the street.
00:43:08.000 And you can go down the street to the Creek in the Cave, an amazing club that's just two seconds away.
00:43:13.000 It's like one block over.
00:43:13.000 Oh, cool.
00:43:15.000 Like everything's close.
00:43:16.000 The Vulcan, which is right there.
00:43:17.000 Everything's right there.
00:43:19.000 It's incredible.
00:43:20.000 It's incredible.
00:43:20.000 It's great.
00:43:21.000 I'm glad you're so stoked here.
00:43:23.000 I love it.
00:43:23.000 I remember when the first, maybe the second time we hung out down at your show in, not Westlake, where was it?
00:43:29.000 Woodland Hills, right?
00:43:30.000 Yeah.
00:43:30.000 And you were like, dude, I got to get out of here.
00:43:33.000 Yeah.
00:43:34.000 I wanted to get out a long time ago.
00:43:36.000 And fun fact we started the podcast because I was depressed because I had to move back from Colorado.
00:43:36.000 Yeah.
00:43:43.000 So I lived in Colorado for a little bit.
00:43:43.000 Oh, really?
00:43:44.000 But my wife got pregnant.
00:43:46.000 And when she was pregnant, it was like if you are an altitude, we were at 8,500 feet above sea level.
00:43:53.000 It's rough.
00:43:54.000 Yeah.
00:43:54.000 And we went back to LA for a short period of time and she was fine.
00:43:58.000 And then we went back to Colorado and she was sick again.
00:43:58.000 Yeah.
00:44:01.000 I was like, okay.
00:44:02.000 And then we were reading about low birth weight.
00:44:04.000 Yeah.
00:44:05.000 Premature birth is a lot of like really bad things that happen to people, especially if you're not acclimated.
00:44:10.000 So you move to these high altitude areas.
00:44:14.000 By the way, working out there, when I worked out there, I thought I was going to die.
00:44:20.000 And then I went to Philadelphia and I had to do some gigs in Philadelphia and I worked out and I felt like I could run through a wall.
00:44:30.000 You just had so much oxygen in your blood.
00:44:32.000 So much.
00:44:33.000 I was like, this is incredible.
00:44:34.000 It's the only time in my life.
00:44:36.000 I've ever been altitude adjusted, like where my body had adapted.
00:44:40.000 And I was like, this is a massive advantage.
00:44:43.000 No wonder why fighters do it.
00:44:44.000 And you don't acclimate being up at that height over months or anything else?
00:44:48.000 Oh, I did.
00:44:48.000 I certainly did.
00:44:49.000 Like, I could work out there.
00:44:50.000 And I used to, I did jiu jitsu in Boulder.
00:44:54.000 So, Boulder was, I was in a place called Gold Hill, which is 8,500 feet above sea level.
00:44:59.000 And Boulder's like 55.
00:45:01.000 Okay.
00:45:02.000 So, I was doing, shout out to Amal Easton, my friend Amal.
00:45:04.000 He was a jiu jitsu gym.
00:45:06.000 In Boulder, great place.
00:45:07.000 And when I was training there, it was fine.
00:45:07.000 Okay.
00:45:09.000 I mean, you train, but you definitely could feel it.
00:45:11.000 It was, and I had trained there once before when I had come from LA and I was like, woo, this altitude is rough.
00:45:17.000 Like, it's like working out in Denver.
00:45:18.000 You're like, woo, you feel it.
00:45:20.000 But not like you feel it at 8,500 feet.
00:45:20.000 Yeah.
00:45:22.000 8,500 feet was, I do this, these kettlebell workouts and I was doing it and I'm used to what it does.
00:45:30.000 Like, I'm used to be, and I was like, this is crazy.
00:45:32.000 This feels like I'm drunk.
00:45:34.000 Like it felt, you know, I just had nothing in the tank.
00:45:34.000 Yeah.
00:45:36.000 It really felt like I drank a bottle of whiskey and tried to work out.
00:45:39.000 I was so tired.
00:45:40.000 I went to the Himalayas like maybe four or five years ago to look for red pandas up in the trees, you know, those cute little guys.
00:45:46.000 And day one, I literally maybe made it 400 feet and then had to sit down.
00:45:52.000 And I was like, all right, we're trekking for pandas.
00:45:54.000 We're heading up into the mountains.
00:45:55.000 We'll find these pandas.
00:45:56.000 And I just, I don't remember what the elevation was, but I'd come from Santa Barbara, where I live, which is sea level, to this high Himalayas.
00:46:03.000 And I had to sit down like every 15 minutes for the first couple days.
00:46:07.000 I saw the most horrifying video the other day of this guy who was on one of those summit.
00:46:16.000 And slipped.
00:46:17.000 Oh, no.
00:46:18.000 His friends watched him slide.
00:46:20.000 Like all the way down to steps.
00:46:21.000 Just sliding down ice and snow and couldn't stop.
00:46:27.000 And they just had to stand there and watch this guy slide away.
00:46:30.000 What can you do?
00:46:31.000 Nothing.
00:46:32.000 That's so crazy.
00:46:32.000 Nothing.
00:46:33.000 Was he trying to dive?
00:46:34.000 Yeah.
00:46:34.000 Yeah, he was trying, he was making it to the summit and slipped.
00:46:38.000 It's crazy.
00:46:38.000 Yeah.
00:46:39.000 And slipped off the, you know, just a very clear path and slipped off of it and just started sliding.
00:46:45.000 And you realize, oh, he's gone.
00:46:47.000 He's going to go off.
00:46:47.000 That's it.
00:46:49.000 Forever.
00:46:50.000 That's crazy.
00:46:51.000 Oh, it's horrible.
00:46:52.000 I always want to take my kids to do these things with me, you know, and I'm like, I want to take them to trek and see the mountains and catch crocodiles and do all these various things that I like to do.
00:47:00.000 And you realize it's like my six year old can barely walk in a straight line without falling down.
00:47:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:47:05.000 Like, imagine taking him on a mountain trek.
00:47:07.000 Oh, that's so scary.
00:47:08.000 But on the other hand, like, you don't want to protect them too much.
00:47:12.000 You want to expose them to a certain amount of danger because I think it's good for them.
00:47:16.000 It's good for them to experience.
00:47:17.000 Yeah.
00:47:18.000 It's good for them to experience.
00:47:19.000 It's also good for.
00:47:20.000 For them to have a broader understanding of what the world is, right?
00:47:26.000 Like, the world is a bunch of different things.
00:47:28.000 That's right.
00:47:29.000 It's not just Santa Monica.
00:47:30.000 That's right.
00:47:31.000 Yeah.
00:47:32.000 Oh, there's Costa Rica.
00:47:33.000 Yeah.
00:47:33.000 Whoa, this is crazy.
00:47:34.000 Look at these bugs.
00:47:35.000 These are nuts, like birds.
00:47:36.000 Like, there's, it's nice for them.
00:47:38.000 It's important.
00:47:39.000 It's it.
00:47:39.000 Because otherwise, we live in a bubble.
00:47:39.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 Like, America's great.
00:47:43.000 I say this to my wife all the time.
00:47:44.000 I'm so patriotic.
00:47:45.000 I love this country.
00:47:47.000 It's great, but it's a bubble.
00:47:48.000 Yeah.
00:47:49.000 It's safe.
00:47:49.000 Everything's easy.
00:47:50.000 You can order shit on your phone.
00:47:51.000 It shows up at your house.
00:47:52.000 You know, there's a million restaurants to pick from.
00:47:54.000 Obviously, it depends where you live, but you get my point.
00:47:56.000 Yes.
00:47:57.000 And then you get out of here and it's like, okay, everything closes at 4 p.m.
00:48:00.000 Like, go figure out your food.
00:48:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:02.000 And then you're like, okay, well, now I have two kids who are hungry and we're in the jungle or it's, you know, in a town that everything shuts down on Sundays or whatever.
00:48:10.000 It's like, figure it out.
00:48:11.000 Those are important lessons for little kids to be dynamic and figure out, like, how the rest of the world works and that they have to figure out how to get things when it's not all just at the touch of your, you know, phone.
00:48:22.000 Also, to recognize that there's going to be times where you don't have food.
00:48:25.000 Yeah.
00:48:26.000 People are just so accustomed to having food anytime they're hungry.
00:48:26.000 Like, yeah.
00:48:29.000 And in fact, sometimes when they're not even hungry, they're just bored, so they start stuffing their face when they're bored.
00:48:34.000 Yeah.
00:48:35.000 Never existed in all of human history.
00:48:37.000 No, no.
00:48:38.000 Dude, I just read, you might be well read on this, but I just read something interesting.
00:48:43.000 The eight hour night of sleep.
00:48:44.000 Yes.
00:48:45.000 Invented by a mattress company.
00:48:46.000 You know about this?
00:48:47.000 I didn't know it was invented by a mattress company, but I do know that traditionally in the past, people would do two sleeps.
00:48:53.000 That's right.
00:48:53.000 Yeah.
00:48:54.000 Yeah.
00:48:54.000 Yeah, this was, yeah, so you know about what I'm talking about.
00:48:56.000 I just read this literally yesterday in one of my doom scrolling things, but.
00:49:00.000 It's interesting because I did that a lot when I was young, where I would wake up in the middle of the night and I just decide to watch TV.
00:49:07.000 And do something for a few hours and then I go back to sleep.
00:49:10.000 But it was just, for me, it was just like being indulgent because I was single and free and, you know, 25 years old and I had my own apartment.
00:49:18.000 I'm like, I do whatever the fuck I want.
00:49:19.000 Get up at 3 o'clock in the morning, watch TV for a couple hours and go to sleep till noon.
00:49:19.000 Yeah.
00:49:23.000 Why not?
00:49:24.000 Sit around in your boxers, eat cereal.
00:49:25.000 Yeah.
00:49:26.000 The mattress part is a myth.
00:49:27.000 Oh, it is.
00:49:28.000 God damn it.
00:49:29.000 Everything I keep bringing up is a myth, Jamie.
00:49:31.000 No whale dicks, no mattresses.
00:49:32.000 Jamie is the killer of dreams.
00:49:34.000 You're killing all my stuff, man.
00:49:35.000 I saw the same Instagram video you guys saw and I thought it was interesting too.
00:49:38.000 Yeah.
00:49:39.000 That is a myth.
00:49:41.000 I think that might be a myth.
00:49:43.000 I think the two sleep thing was a way that people would get up in the middle of the night.
00:49:48.000 But you also have to think I think a lot of people went to bed way earlier because it got dark.
00:49:54.000 We didn't have electricity.
00:49:55.000 And there's a normal circadian rhythm where people get it gets dark out.
00:49:58.000 You eat, maybe hang out in front of a campfire for a little while, and then you go to bed.
00:50:03.000 If you've ever gone camping, that's what most people do.
00:50:05.000 Most people don't stay up till four in the morning when you're camping.
00:50:08.000 Not without booze.
00:50:09.000 Not with booze.
00:50:11.000 Not with booze.
00:50:12.000 You might be up late telling stories and laughing.
00:50:15.000 And if anybody breaks out a guitar, you're fucked.
00:50:18.000 That's it.
00:50:18.000 And you're up all night.
00:50:19.000 When you mentioned pandas, I was going to ask you about it.
00:50:21.000 Me and my team going around the same places that pandas are fake.
00:50:28.000 Did you see the zoo in China that painted the Pomeranians?
00:50:31.000 I did see that.
00:50:32.000 But the thing is about pandas is that, and I went down a rabbit hole with this the other night, there were no depictions of pandas in ancient Chinese history.
00:50:42.000 No.
00:50:43.000 Is that true?
00:50:43.000 Yeah, it is true.
00:50:44.000 Yeah, they didn't show up until like, God, I want to say it was like the 16th century or 17th century.
00:50:52.000 That's bizarre.
00:50:53.000 I wonder why that is.
00:50:54.000 Because you know, there were explorers going through the area and all of that.
00:50:57.000 Well, the idea was that maybe they were engineered to eat bamboo.
00:51:01.000 Because bamboo, if you think about it, is like a very prolific print.
00:51:04.000 Absolutely.
00:51:05.000 Like I have bamboo on my property.
00:51:07.000 That shit just grows like it's crazy how well it grows.
00:51:09.000 It grows so quickly.
00:51:10.000 And there's almost no nutritional value in it either.
00:51:12.000 Right.
00:51:13.000 Yeah.
00:51:14.000 So here's the panda.
00:51:15.000 Interesting.
00:51:16.000 The claim is largely true.
00:51:18.000 With nuance.
00:51:18.000 So, what did you search into perplexity, our AI sponsor?
00:51:23.000 Is it true that pandas aren't in Chinese ancient history?
00:51:26.000 The claim is largely true, though with nuance.
00:51:29.000 Okay.
00:51:30.000 Giant panda strikingly absent from China's classical cultural record, unlike the dragon, which is weird.
00:51:36.000 Tiger crane, by the way, our conversation about it made it to the view.
00:51:40.000 I don't know if you know about that.
00:51:42.000 I texted you, I texted you.
00:51:43.000 You changed your status to dragon believer, it was so funny.
00:51:47.000 I was like, He believes in dragons, like, oh my god, this is wonderful.
00:51:53.000 That was so good.
00:51:53.000 Oh, this is so good.
00:51:55.000 Oh, okay.
00:51:55.000 So, when did it happen?
00:51:57.000 Unlike the dragon, tiger crane, or tortoise, doesn't appear on ancient bronzes or pottery in Tang poetry.
00:52:04.000 Song paintings, Yuan, Yuan, how do you say that?
00:52:09.000 Beats me.
00:52:10.000 Yuan drama, Ming novels, or Qing, Qing, Qing.
00:52:17.000 Before the late 20th century, it had essentially no symbolic role in Chinese civilization.
00:52:22.000 Its status as a national treasure is a post 1949 invention.
00:52:27.000 That's bizarre.
00:52:28.000 After pandas became famous globally in the 20th century, Chinese scholars went back and combed old texts looking for them.
00:52:36.000 A few candidate references exist.
00:52:39.000 The Shijing, Book of Odes, and Shangshu mention a creature called Pai or Mo, which some modern scholars retroactively identified as the panda, but the identification is contested.
00:52:51.000 And those same words were also used for leopards, tapir, tapir, or mythical beasts.
00:53:00.000 Emperor Wen of Han, second century BCE, reportedly had a Mo buried in his mother's tomb, sometimes claimed as a panda.
00:53:11.000 But it's weird.
00:53:12.000 That is very bizarre.
00:53:13.000 Fragmentary, ambiguous, and rare.
00:53:16.000 Nothing like the deep iconographic tradition around dragons, phoenixes, or tigers.
00:53:22.000 Why the absence?
00:53:22.000 Rogan style claim.
00:53:25.000 I've never even said it before.
00:53:27.000 Fuck you.
00:53:29.000 How dare you, perplexity.
00:53:31.000 That is so funny.
00:53:32.000 It's a Rogan style claim.
00:53:34.000 I think it's essentially.
00:53:37.000 It's listening right now.
00:53:38.000 Because sometimes they'll bring in questions I've asked from like last month and I'll be like, are you.
00:53:42.000 And I'm like, no, I didn't.
00:53:44.000 This is a separate search, but it's like all locked into the AI history.
00:53:47.000 Oh, I asked it a question once and it said, as you have previously stated.
00:53:52.000 No way.
00:53:53.000 I was like, whoa.
00:53:54.000 Interesting.
00:53:55.000 I was trying to find out like how many views something had gotten.
00:53:58.000 Yeah.
00:53:58.000 And you're like, as you've previously stated.
00:54:00.000 I told you, yeah.
00:54:01.000 I was like, you're using me as data reference.
00:54:04.000 This is why AI is so fucked up.
00:54:06.000 Like, you're trusting me?
00:54:08.000 I'm trusting you.
00:54:08.000 Don't trust me at all.
00:54:10.000 I get all my information from you.
00:54:14.000 Dude, that's so weird.
00:54:16.000 It's weird.
00:54:17.000 Because it's not like, you know, Okay, there's no mention of ducks.
00:54:20.000 I get it because there's ducks everywhere.
00:54:21.000 Who cares, right?
00:54:22.000 Like, so why do we write about them?
00:54:24.000 But it's not something like that.
00:54:25.000 Agreedas were never so abundant that it was not worth talking about.
00:54:29.000 Yeah, see if where this theory, who invented this theory that they were engineered to eat bamboo?
00:54:35.000 So, who did this engineering in this theory?
00:54:38.000 Well, that's a question.
00:54:39.000 Like, who did dogs, right?
00:54:40.000 Why do we have dogs?
00:54:41.000 Right.
00:54:42.000 Which is really weird.
00:54:43.000 You know, why?
00:54:44.000 I have a dog.
00:54:45.000 He's a King Charles Cavalier.
00:54:47.000 You know those little.
00:54:48.000 I do.
00:54:48.000 They're very cute.
00:54:49.000 Oh, He's so cute.
00:54:51.000 I love him to death.
00:54:52.000 But he's made an appearance on the podcast.
00:54:55.000 Oh, nice.
00:54:56.000 He's the furthest thing from a wolf.
00:54:58.000 Like as far as we've taken a wolf to make it so fucking adorable and cute.
00:55:04.000 But that is what it is.
00:55:06.000 That was at one point in time a wolf.
00:55:08.000 And somehow or another, we engineered it down to a dog that's adorable and just wants to cuddle with you and sit in your lap and play.
00:55:14.000 And weighs 25 pounds.
00:55:16.000 So what happened?
00:55:17.000 And how did we do that?
00:55:18.000 And could you do that with a bear?
00:55:19.000 And could you get a bear?
00:55:21.000 Then take that bear and make it something.
00:55:24.000 Absolutely.
00:55:25.000 It's the only bear that's a true herbivore, as well.
00:55:29.000 Yeah, I think that's correct.
00:55:30.000 Yeah.
00:55:30.000 Which is awesome.
00:55:32.000 Weird.
00:55:32.000 So, what have we done?
00:55:33.000 Their digestive tract?
00:55:34.000 We changed?
00:55:35.000 Yeah.
00:55:36.000 And they're required.
00:55:36.000 Like, it's like koalas.
00:55:39.000 I think they only eat eucalyptus.
00:55:41.000 That's right.
00:55:41.000 Yep.
00:55:42.000 Fucking weird.
00:55:43.000 Bizarre.
00:55:44.000 Weird.
00:55:44.000 Also, it has no nutritional value.
00:55:46.000 And you probably know this makes them like high, basically.
00:55:48.000 So, I was looking up who did it and started going on a thing that it's not, no one is known for the theory.
00:55:53.000 It's because they're actually carnivores.
00:55:56.000 Oh, they're a taxon.
00:55:57.000 Oh, so it's actually.
00:55:58.000 Koalas, I think, are the ones that are pure herbivores.
00:56:02.000 That's right.
00:56:02.000 They definitely are, but they're not bears at all.
00:56:04.000 They're a marsupial.
00:56:05.000 They just call them koala bears.
00:56:07.000 I see.
00:56:07.000 So they say they're taxonomic carnivores.
00:56:09.000 That means taxonomically they're in the order carnivora, if that makes sense.
00:56:14.000 But it says with a short digestive tract and gut microbiomes of a meat eater.
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:19.000 Yeah, it's interesting.
00:56:20.000 So they're vegans.
00:56:21.000 But you could selectively breed for anything to some degree if you had enough time.
00:56:25.000 But look, but that's the other thing.
00:56:27.000 Like, why are they so cute?
00:56:29.000 I think of that because they're so much cuter than any other bear by far.
00:56:33.000 Like that face, even with the teeth out, it's adorable.
00:56:36.000 Buddy.
00:56:37.000 They also have the best PR campaign in history.
00:56:40.000 Like, they're the dumbest animals in the world.
00:56:43.000 You know this, right?
00:56:44.000 Really?
00:56:44.000 Oh, my God.
00:56:45.000 I don't know if that's the right terminology, but like, you can hand a panda an apple and it will hand you its baby.
00:56:52.000 I'm not joking, dude.
00:56:53.000 You can find videos of this.
00:56:54.000 Well, isn't there more evidence that it's raised, that it's been engineered because it doesn't have the instincts that a wild animal would have?
00:57:01.000 Dude, their parental instincts are bonkers.
00:57:04.000 Bonkers.
00:57:04.000 Like, they will drop their baby and go for an apple.
00:57:07.000 That's how zookeepers take their babies away.
00:57:09.000 It's.
00:57:10.000 Dude, it's like these guys are trying to go extinct.
00:57:13.000 It's insane.
00:57:13.000 I swear to God.
00:57:14.000 So, where did the theory come from?
00:57:17.000 See if you can find out where the theory came from that they were engineered to eat bamboo.
00:57:21.000 That's why I asked that exact question.
00:57:23.000 It says it's just.
00:57:24.000 Well, it just started showing up on my Instagram about three months ago.
00:57:27.000 Huh.
00:57:28.000 Dude, Instagram.
00:57:29.000 You never know what you're going to get.
00:57:30.000 Oh, of course.
00:57:31.000 But that's what's fun.
00:57:32.000 Yeah.
00:57:33.000 As long as you don't buy into it.
00:57:35.000 Dude, the problem is even like me and what I do as a biologist, I can.
00:57:40.000 I mean, I'd say 90% I can tell, but there's a 10% where I can't tell if it's AI or real.
00:57:46.000 And I'm looking at it going, well, that behavior is wrong, so it has to be AI.
00:57:49.000 But it's crazy what's going on in the animal space with the AI mockups now.
00:57:55.000 I watched one today where it was a wildebeest that a leopard had jumped on its back, and the wildebeest jumped into the water, and the crocodiles killed the leopard on its back, and then the wildebeest got away.
00:58:07.000 Totally fake?
00:58:08.000 It has to be.
00:58:09.000 Sounds fake.
00:58:09.000 I mean, it sounds insane.
00:58:11.000 Wildebeest is smart all of a sudden.
00:58:13.000 So smart that it figured out.
00:58:14.000 All I have to do is get to those crocs and the crops.
00:58:18.000 Also, like, you're going to run.
00:58:20.000 I don't like you're going to give yourself more problems.
00:58:23.000 By going into the water.
00:58:23.000 Right.
00:58:24.000 Yeah.
00:58:25.000 By the way, multiple crocodiles.
00:58:26.000 So why wouldn't they just eat you, too?
00:58:28.000 They would.
00:58:28.000 They'd just kill everything.
00:58:29.000 They would kill everybody.
00:58:30.000 Everything.
00:58:30.000 If they wouldn't get it.
00:58:31.000 If both of you are compromised, it's not going to just grab the leopard on your back.
00:58:34.000 It's going to grab you, too, because you can't get away.
00:58:36.000 Anything they can get.
00:58:37.000 Yeah.
00:58:37.000 Yeah.
00:58:38.000 No.
00:58:38.000 So it's fake.
00:58:38.000 It's crazy.
00:58:39.000 But it was also fun.
00:58:40.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:58:41.000 It's also fun.
00:58:42.000 Get away.
00:58:43.000 I was in a different video, but yeah, here it is right here.
00:58:45.000 So this is a.
00:58:45.000 Yeah, I know.
00:58:47.000 That's a longer cut of the video.
00:58:49.000 But you can see by the saturation of the leopard.
00:58:52.000 The leopard's a little fake.
00:58:53.000 And the way the claws are kind of like there's no claws.
00:58:56.000 It's almost like soft pawing it.
00:58:57.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:58:58.000 Right, right.
00:58:59.000 Look how he's hanging on.
00:59:00.000 This could be a video of a real Wheel of Beast getting eaten by a croc, and they just added the leopard to the back.
00:59:04.000 That very well could be.
00:59:06.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:59:07.000 Look, that's a fake croc.
00:59:08.000 That's a fake croc.
00:59:09.000 Yeah, no, bro.
00:59:09.000 That's perfect.
00:59:10.000 That's real.
00:59:12.000 Guys, stop.
00:59:14.000 This one's different because this one, the will.
00:59:14.000 This is different.
00:59:16.000 Also, By the way, the wildebeest is doing way too well in that struggle.
00:59:20.000 Because when crocodiles do get wildebeest, they get them quick.
00:59:20.000 Yes.
00:59:23.000 The leopard got on this one.
00:59:25.000 Someone put some time into this.
00:59:27.000 Yeah.
00:59:28.000 When the crocs get a hold of something, it's really, it's a wrap.
00:59:31.000 Dude, I just, there's not much of a struggle.
00:59:33.000 I just did, I'm probably not supposed to talk about this yet, but I just did this show for Discovery that I've been working on for a couple of years where basically I put myself in the perspective of prey.
00:59:42.000 So I would have been in the perspective of that wildebeest through engineering and doing all these like builds and stuff like that.
00:59:48.000 And I lowered myself into a pond of crocodiles.
00:59:52.000 It was insane.
00:59:52.000 I had a cage around me.
00:59:54.000 So a very small cage.
00:59:55.000 It was basically a coffin.
00:59:57.000 Made out of what, though?
00:59:58.000 What's a cage made out of?
00:59:59.000 Whatever the guys in the workshop could.
01:00:00.000 I think steel.
01:00:00.000 Find.
01:00:01.000 Did we try it out first?
01:00:03.000 No.
01:00:04.000 I mean, we tested it with nothing in it and we're like, okay, this is working.
01:00:07.000 I have it on my phone, but it was.
01:00:07.000 I could send it to Jamie.
01:00:09.000 Send it to Jamie.
01:00:10.000 Okay, dude, it was crazy.
01:00:12.000 It was nuts.
01:00:13.000 Why would you do that?
01:00:15.000 I don't know, man.
01:00:16.000 Well, it's like those shark cages, man.
01:00:18.000 Those things don't hold up.
01:00:19.000 You've seen that before, right?
01:00:20.000 Oh, yeah, where they go straight through the shark cage.
01:00:22.000 Yeah.
01:00:23.000 Yeah, it's craziness.
01:00:24.000 It's absolute craziness.
01:00:25.000 Oh, fine.
01:00:26.000 Here we go.
01:00:28.000 Dude, we did.
01:00:29.000 I don't know why I did.
01:00:30.000 Oh, you know what, Jamie?
01:00:30.000 Go on the Discovery Instagram.
01:00:31.000 If you don't mind, go on the Discovery Instagram.
01:00:33.000 I think it's there.
01:00:34.000 Good luck finding it.
01:00:35.000 I can send you something in the meantime.
01:00:36.000 But I think they posted like a short teaser of it.
01:00:40.000 It was nuts, though.
01:00:41.000 So I'm in this little cage.
01:00:43.000 We rigged up these cables.
01:00:44.000 Were you wearing scuba gear?
01:00:46.000 So I had a scuba tank with me in case the thing broke and I ended up on the bottom.
01:00:52.000 Sounds dumber out loud.
01:00:53.000 And then you have so much oxygen before they can get you out?
01:00:55.000 30 minutes.
01:00:56.000 30 minutes before.
01:00:57.000 Oh, God, dude.
01:00:58.000 And then I was talking to our guy.
01:00:59.000 So, you know, it was a TV production.
01:01:01.000 So there's like stunt coordinators and all this stuff.
01:01:03.000 And I was like, so, okay, cable snaps.
01:01:04.000 I go down.
01:01:05.000 I grab the regulator.
01:01:06.000 I've got 30 minutes to 40 minutes in my tank.
01:01:08.000 Then what?
01:01:09.000 He's like, oh, well, I have this grappling hook.
01:01:10.000 We'll throw it, hook it with the grappling hook, and pull it out.
01:01:13.000 I'm like, bro, what if you hit a log?
01:01:15.000 He's like, hmm, hadn't thought about that.
01:01:17.000 I'm like, how are you getting me out of here?
01:01:19.000 Not only that, that easily could take more than 30 minutes.
01:01:21.000 Of course, it's going to take more than 30 minutes.
01:01:23.000 So you might have to get out and swim.
01:01:25.000 Oh, I couldn't.
01:01:26.000 Can you get out?
01:01:27.000 I couldn't.
01:01:27.000 I locked myself into the cage.
01:01:29.000 There was no getting out.
01:01:30.000 Yeah, it was pretty dumb.
01:01:30.000 You did this?
01:01:32.000 It was cool, though, because it was such a unique perspective.
01:01:35.000 But I told my wife when I got home from that one, I was like, yeah, I think this is my last year doing this shit.
01:01:40.000 It's getting too.
01:01:41.000 Too much now.
01:01:42.000 That's the thing about those kind of shows.
01:01:44.000 It's like it's not enough to just see the animals.
01:01:47.000 You have to do something that makes it spectacular enough to get people to tune in.
01:01:51.000 Like that polar bear one where the guy got in that big plexiglass box.
01:01:54.000 That literally inspired the whole series.
01:01:56.000 I swear to God.
01:01:58.000 I hate that video.
01:01:59.000 It's crazy.
01:01:59.000 I mean, I've watched it a hundred times.
01:02:01.000 I don't hate it, but I hate the idea of it because it just shows you how predatory polar bears are and how they don't give a fuck.
01:02:08.000 It's just trying to get at that guy.
01:02:10.000 Isn't it crazy?
01:02:11.000 Yeah, it's gnarly.
01:02:13.000 I mean, just actively hunting him.
01:02:15.000 Yeah.
01:02:15.000 It's so different than the other bears, which is like, if you get killed by a grizzly, generally it's like you fucked up.
01:02:21.000 Yeah.
01:02:22.000 Like you stumbled upon one that's old or you startled it or you zig when you should have zagged.
01:02:29.000 Have you seen the city in Russia, the abandoned island city where the polar bears have taken over?
01:02:35.000 Oh, you got to see this.
01:02:35.000 No.
01:02:36.000 It's incredible.
01:02:37.000 I've seen videos of Russia of people getting chased by polar bears in their Town.
01:02:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:43.000 There's like the one where the guy jumps on the snowmobile and runs after him and barely gets away.
01:02:43.000 Yeah.
01:02:47.000 There's a whole area in the Bering Sea that was, I want to say, a former mining town or maybe fishing town.
01:02:52.000 And people moved out because it collapsed for whatever reason.
01:02:55.000 This place.
01:02:56.000 Look at this.
01:02:56.000 And the polar bears have just moved into town.
01:02:59.000 Oh, they're living in the house.
01:03:00.000 They're living in the house.
01:03:02.000 Look at this.
01:03:03.000 They took it over as a den.
01:03:04.000 Completely took it over.
01:03:06.000 How cool is this?
01:03:06.000 Wow.
01:03:08.000 That's amazing.
01:03:09.000 They're just fully moved in, like living in the house.
01:03:12.000 That's a drone shop.
01:03:13.000 But this is not AI.
01:03:14.000 This is legit.
01:03:15.000 They're so cool looking.
01:03:16.000 Oh, they're the coolest.
01:03:17.000 They're so interesting.
01:03:19.000 How amazing is that, though?
01:03:20.000 Imagine, like, imagine you're out on a boat and you're like, oh man, we've been sailing for three weeks.
01:03:25.000 Oh, look, there's like a little village.
01:03:26.000 Let's pop in there for a day.
01:03:28.000 That'd be a cool movie.
01:03:30.000 Yeah, that would be a good movie.
01:03:31.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:32.000 A bunch of people are like, oh, we found a village.
01:03:34.000 You like head in and turn, you know, like set up, and then all of a sudden you're surrounded.
01:03:34.000 Let's go there.
01:03:38.000 Yeah, it's all polar bear.
01:03:39.000 You're like, why is there so much shit in this house?
01:03:42.000 Because they probably just shit right in the house.
01:03:42.000 Yeah.
01:03:45.000 Oh, yeah.
01:03:45.000 So they're pawning at the drones.
01:03:47.000 Wow.
01:03:47.000 Yeah.
01:03:48.000 Look how cool they're hanging out the window.
01:03:50.000 Like, hey, Tom.
01:03:52.000 Come on over.
01:03:52.000 Have a drink.
01:03:54.000 You could put me in the glass box on this island.
01:03:56.000 This looks so cool.
01:03:57.000 It is so cool.
01:03:58.000 They're an amazing animal.
01:03:59.000 They really are.
01:04:00.000 But they're so weird.
01:04:02.000 They're so long, too.
01:04:04.000 I went and did a sort of a trek with them.
01:04:07.000 Where are they getting food on that island if they're the only ones there?
01:04:07.000 Wait, Jamie?
01:04:09.000 Oh, well, they're the only ones there, but it's not.
01:04:12.000 They're seals and all kinds of other shit.
01:04:14.000 They'll be hunting all the marine mammals in the area.
01:04:17.000 Yeah, they're the cleanup crew.
01:04:19.000 And they swim huge distances.
01:04:20.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:04:21.000 A couple have turned up in Iceland.
01:04:23.000 What?
01:04:23.000 Did you know that?
01:04:24.000 Yeah, there's, I think, two or three cases of polar bears that have swum from Greenland to Iceland.
01:04:29.000 How far is that?
01:04:30.000 I'm not sure, but it's not close, obviously.
01:04:33.000 It took the Vikings like 100 years to do it.
01:04:33.000 That's crazy.
01:04:35.000 Yeah.
01:04:36.000 That's crazy.
01:04:37.000 They can swim that far?
01:04:37.000 Yeah.
01:04:39.000 200 miles.
01:04:40.000 200 miles.
01:04:41.000 Whoa.
01:04:42.000 Hopefully, this isn't a myth.
01:04:43.000 Are you seeing.
01:04:43.000 This one says it was shot dead after it did it in 2008.
01:04:46.000 Yeah.
01:04:47.000 And it swam across, right?
01:04:49.000 Yeah.
01:04:49.000 I mean, they don't want to knock it off.
01:04:52.000 100 miles.
01:04:53.000 How crazy is that?
01:04:55.000 Just take a swim one day and end up colonizing an entirely new place.
01:04:59.000 So it's like the David Goggins of polar bears.
01:05:01.000 It says, bro, I can make it.
01:05:03.000 Feel no pain.
01:05:04.000 Operation to kill the animals captured on film.
01:05:06.000 Let's fucking go.
01:05:08.000 Let's fucking go.
01:05:10.000 Let's see that video.
01:05:11.000 I got an error.
01:05:11.000 404.
01:05:12.000 Ah, bummer.
01:05:14.000 Yeah.
01:05:14.000 But isn't that crazy?
01:05:15.000 200 mile swim as a bear.
01:05:18.000 This says it might have jumped off just a piece of ice somewhere, so it could have got a little float.
01:05:23.000 Right.
01:05:23.000 It could have hung out for a little bit.
01:05:25.000 But still, even 50 miles.
01:05:27.000 It's pretty far.
01:05:28.000 Well, they can last so long with the fat that's on their body.
01:05:31.000 And they like snooze float.
01:05:33.000 Have you seen that?
01:05:35.000 They won't just actively swim.
01:05:36.000 They'll kind of snooze float in between hunting.
01:05:40.000 It's kind of amazing.
01:05:41.000 In the winter, they have so much fat, you know, or yeah, in the winter, stored up, getting ready to chill because they don't eat as much during the summer.
01:05:48.000 Am I getting this right?
01:05:49.000 I think so.
01:05:49.000 Right.
01:05:51.000 That they, like, yeah, you see them snooze floating in the ocean.
01:05:55.000 Well, they eat a lot in the summer to get ready for the winter, right?
01:06:00.000 I know they eat a lot.
01:06:01.000 In midsummer, they don't eat a lot.
01:06:03.000 It's too hot for them to actively hunt.
01:06:05.000 I know that.
01:06:06.000 How hot is it too hot for them to act like that?
01:06:08.000 Dude, I went to Manitoba, Canada to go see them on foot, and it was like 75 degrees at the height of the day, or maybe 70.
01:06:16.000 And yeah, they wouldn't be hunting.
01:06:20.000 Polar bears were frequently tamed during the Middle Ages.
01:06:23.000 What?
01:06:24.000 Since no bears have been captured alive in Iceland, but since then, receding North Pole ice is diminishing their hunting and mating grounds and jeopardizing their survival.
01:06:34.000 The oldest sighting in Iceland was 890.
01:06:37.000 Whoa.
01:06:37.000 16 years after the first people got there.
01:06:41.000 But what's crazy if you think about that is all it would take if people weren't there is two polar bears over the course of polar bears' lifetime to wash up on the island, and then you have a population of polar bears there.
01:06:54.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:06:54.000 Right.
01:06:55.000 Right.
01:06:56.000 The male swims there.
01:06:57.000 Five years later, the female swims there.
01:06:58.000 Boom, there's a population of polar bears.
01:07:00.000 Right.
01:07:00.000 So there's plenty of food, you know.
01:07:02.000 What an adventurous female it would have to be.
01:07:05.000 1252, Henry III took delivery of a white bear sent to him as a gift from King.
01:07:05.000 True.
01:07:10.000 Hakon the fourth of Norway.
01:07:13.000 He decided to keep it in the Tower of London.
01:07:15.000 The bear was either too big or too exciting to be taken to Oxfordshire, where there had been a royal menagerie at Woodstock since Henry I's reign.
01:07:26.000 What's more, it needed to fish.
01:07:28.000 So the beast was sent to the tower, and from what we could tell, it was well looked out for, although it had a muzzle and a chain to wear while on land.
01:07:35.000 The sheriffs of London were obliged to lay out more than a shilling a week for its upkeep, which added up over a year to roughly the expected income of a knight.
01:07:45.000 What a wild story.
01:07:46.000 They had no guns to stop them.
01:07:48.000 What the hell would you do to them?
01:07:49.000 Bows and arrows, I guess, and spears.
01:07:52.000 The bear had a long swimming leash.
01:07:54.000 The man wore waterproof clothes.
01:07:57.000 What?
01:07:59.000 The keeper?
01:08:00.000 So it had a keeper.
01:08:01.000 The bear came with a Norwegian keeper, and the keeper was allowed to lead fishing trips into Thames.
01:08:07.000 How do you say that?
01:08:08.000 Thames?
01:08:08.000 The Thames River.
01:08:09.000 Thames?
01:08:09.000 Yeah.
01:08:10.000 Which the tower sat.
01:08:12.000 The man wore waterproof clothes, again, billed to the crown.
01:08:16.000 The bear had a long swimming leash.
01:08:18.000 There were salmon in the Thames in those days.
01:08:21.000 So while being in London was probably not half so pleasing as the bear sitting on an ice floe in the Arctic Circle, it sure beat working.
01:08:28.000 The way this guy wrote this is hilarious, by the way.
01:08:31.000 Yeah.
01:08:32.000 Do you know what a sloth bear is?
01:08:34.000 Yeah.
01:08:35.000 Mean as anything.
01:08:35.000 Yeah, they're in Japan, right?
01:08:38.000 India and into Nepal in that area.
01:08:41.000 Amazing.
01:08:42.000 They're like a perfect example of not the size of the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog because they're not a very big bear, but they will take on tigers and everything else.
01:08:49.000 They.
01:08:51.000 A certain group, I don't know the name of them, a tribe, I think, in India used to capture sloth bears and they'd put a ring in its nose, like a nose ring.
01:08:59.000 And then this is barbaric, it doesn't happen anymore.
01:09:02.000 But then they would take the bear onto the street as a street performer.
01:09:05.000 I just read about this.
01:09:06.000 And they would light a fire and put like a big sheet metal over it and then walk the sloth bear onto it so the bear would dance because its feet were burning.
01:09:16.000 Yeah.
01:09:17.000 And yeah, they called it the dancing bears.
01:09:19.000 I guess it was in Nepal.
01:09:21.000 And, yeah, it was a horrific thing that people used to do.
01:09:24.000 It was so rude.
01:09:25.000 Imagine doing that, though, and being like, oh, this will be worth a shilling or two.
01:09:30.000 Well, bear baiting, they used to do that with dogs.
01:09:33.000 They used to have a chained up bear and they would allow dogs to fight the bear.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:09:37.000 They did that with bulls.
01:09:38.000 Yeah.
01:09:39.000 They'd have a chained up bull and have dogs attack the bull.
01:09:43.000 Yeah, in South Africa in the early colonial days, they used to do it with baboons and let the dogs and the baboons fight and bet money on it.
01:09:51.000 People are so gross.
01:09:51.000 Yeah.
01:09:52.000 It's crazy.
01:09:54.000 But, you know, like.
01:09:55.000 I always have this weird stance.
01:09:57.000 Of course not.
01:09:57.000 Do I agree with any of it?
01:09:58.000 But we wouldn't be where we were and care about wildlife and conservation if we hadn't made some of those mistakes.
01:10:04.000 Is that what that is?
01:10:05.000 A mistake?
01:10:06.000 I mean, it's also if you hadn't seen half of your friends get cut in half by swords, your understanding of the value of life is probably completely distorted.
01:10:16.000 Completely.
01:10:17.000 Yeah.
01:10:17.000 You're living in a horrific time.
01:10:19.000 Everyone's dying of the plague.
01:10:21.000 Violence is entertainment.
01:10:22.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:10:22.000 Right.
01:10:23.000 Like that is something to do, and life value is incredibly low.
01:10:26.000 Right.
01:10:27.000 Life comes and goes.
01:10:28.000 The Coliseum was when?
01:10:29.000 When was that?
01:10:30.000 I don't know.
01:10:31.000 I should, but I don't.
01:10:32.000 I think it was 2,000 plus years ago, somewhere around there, when they first started having these crazy games there.
01:10:38.000 Do you know how they used to flood the Colosseum and do ship battles and things?
01:10:42.000 Yeah, I went there a few years back and we went on a tour.
01:10:44.000 Was it cool?
01:10:45.000 Oh, it was amazing.
01:10:46.000 Yeah.
01:10:46.000 But it's also like you stand there and you try to take it in.
01:10:49.000 Like when I go to these ancient places, I try to just sit and just try to imagine.
01:10:55.000 Like when you're actually, it's one thing to imagine when you're looking at a photograph or a video, but when you're actually in the spot, you know, like when you're in Athens and you like, Standing at the Parthenon.
01:11:06.000 Okay, what the fuck was this like?
01:11:08.000 Yeah.
01:11:09.000 What was this like?
01:11:10.000 And that was like the center of everything.
01:11:13.000 Democracy.
01:11:13.000 Everything.
01:11:14.000 Exactly.
01:11:15.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:11:16.000 And also drugs.
01:11:17.000 Those guys were high as fuck.
01:11:19.000 They were all doing drugs.
01:11:20.000 Because we went to Ulysses.
01:11:20.000 It's true.
01:11:22.000 Ulysses, rather.
01:11:22.000 Ulysses?
01:11:23.000 And that's the place where they had the Eleusinian mystery schools.
01:11:27.000 And people would go on this trek where they wouldn't eat.
01:11:30.000 They'd walk from Athens and they would have these psychedelic rituals.
01:11:36.000 And you're in this place where they did it.
01:11:37.000 You could feel it.
01:11:38.000 It's weird.
01:11:39.000 Obviously, not synthetic, but was it just mushrooms?
01:11:42.000 What were these psychedelics?
01:11:44.000 Totally no.
01:11:45.000 But they have had residue from some of these clay pots that had ergot in it.
01:11:51.000 So, ergot is a fungus that has a very similar psychoactive effect as LSD.
01:11:51.000 What's ergot?
01:11:58.000 Oh, interesting.
01:11:59.000 I think it has lysergic acid in it.
01:12:02.000 Let's find out what actually kills people.
01:12:07.000 There have been cases of ergot poisoning through wheat.
01:12:10.000 Oh, interesting.
01:12:11.000 People have died.
01:12:12.000 And they also think it's connected to the Salem witch trials.
01:12:15.000 Oh, driving people crazy.
01:12:17.000 Yes.
01:12:18.000 Oh, interesting.
01:12:18.000 Salem witch trials.
01:12:19.000 I don't know if this has been proven or if this is just a theory, but the idea is that if you have an early frost and that some of the wheat survives, but the wheat can have this fungus on it that grows ergot.
01:12:31.000 So this ergot fungus.
01:12:31.000 Okay.
01:12:33.000 And so you're eating this wheat and you're making beer out of it, and like everybody's tripping balls.
01:12:38.000 I think everybody's a fucking witch.
01:12:39.000 You're all on accidental acid.
01:12:43.000 That's hilarious.
01:12:43.000 Yeah.
01:12:44.000 Probably like, man, this beer is really good.
01:12:46.000 Right.
01:12:47.000 Until there's a witch.
01:12:48.000 And then you're like, man, this beer is bad.
01:12:50.000 Well, there's also, I mean, imagine, first of all, you've got a bunch of crazy superstitions and people are afraid of everything already because you don't know anything about science.
01:12:58.000 You don't understand a thing.
01:12:59.000 So there's a lot of fears.
01:12:59.000 Yeah.
01:13:00.000 And then there's a lot of people that claim to be the wise people of the town and they tell you crazy stories about witches and you're like, oh, witches are real.
01:13:07.000 Yep.
01:13:08.000 Oh, for sure.
01:13:09.000 So lysergic acid amides, ergometrine, all these share lysergic acid amides.
01:13:20.000 Ergoline core, which is why LSD semi synthesized from lysergic acid is chemically related to ergot compounds.
01:13:29.000 And all of this comes from that mold on the wheat.
01:13:32.000 Wasn't there a time where they did it to people on purpose in France?
01:13:38.000 I feel like this might have been like a CIA thing.
01:13:42.000 See if you can find that story.
01:13:44.000 Ergot or LSD?
01:13:46.000 Ergot.
01:13:48.000 I think they were experimenting on the effects of ergot.
01:13:53.000 And I think they picked a town and said, let's see.
01:13:56.000 Because we know they've done that before.
01:13:58.000 We definitely know they've.
01:13:59.000 And just hit whole places.
01:14:00.000 Yeah, let's see.
01:14:01.000 Let's see.
01:14:02.000 Yeah, why not?
01:14:03.000 Think about what we found out during MKUltra that the CIA was running brothels and they would give the Johns LSD.
01:14:11.000 Really?
01:14:12.000 It was literally called Operation Midnight Climax.
01:14:15.000 And so what they would do is they would have these two way mirrors set up.
01:14:18.000 This is proven.
01:14:19.000 This is a guy named Jolly West, who was the head of MKUltra.
01:14:22.000 Okay.
01:14:22.000 They would say, let's find out what happens.
01:14:24.000 Do you give people acid?
01:14:25.000 What's the best way?
01:14:26.000 You get a bunch of people and do it to them in a way that, you know, totally unethically, but this is a way they're not going to tell that you did it to them because they went to a whorehouse.
01:14:26.000 Well,.
01:14:34.000 Like, no one's going to admit they went to a whorehouse.
01:14:36.000 Right.
01:14:36.000 So you get these guys, they go to the prostitute.
01:14:39.000 The prostitute's like, Would you like a drink?
01:14:40.000 Like, Oh, I'd love a drink.
01:14:41.000 Of course.
01:14:42.000 Yeah.
01:14:43.000 Hard day at work.
01:14:44.000 Hard day at work here.
01:14:45.000 The guy sits down.
01:14:46.000 He's thinking, I'm going to fuck.
01:14:47.000 This is going to be great.
01:14:49.000 And they're sitting there, the fucking walls are dropping.
01:14:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:52.000 The candles talking to him.
01:14:54.000 Do you find anything about the French thing?
01:14:57.000 Here it is.
01:14:59.000 I likely think of the infamous Pont Saint Esprit cursed bread incident of 1951.
01:15:04.000 Long running allegation that wasn't ergot at all, but a secret CIA U.S. Army LSD experiment.
01:15:10.000 What happened in Pont Saint Esprit, this small town in southern France, hundreds of residents suddenly suffered violent hallucinations, convulsions, insomnia, and psychotic episodes over several days.
01:15:24.000 250 people were affected, 50 were committed to asylums, 7 died, including some who leapt from windows convinced they could fly or being chased by snakes and tigers.
01:15:34.000 The official French investigation blamed ergot contaminated rye flour.
01:15:39.000 From a local baker.
01:15:42.000 Classic ergotism, St. Anthony's Fire.
01:15:45.000 That's another case of it.
01:15:47.000 Some later scientists propose, or maybe the same story.
01:15:51.000 Some later scientists propose alternative culprits mercury, fungicide, nitrogen trichloride, bread bleaching agents, or mycotoxins from Aspergillus fumigatus.
01:16:07.000 I call bullshit on this.
01:16:09.000 This seems like something where they test.
01:16:10.000 Yeah.
01:16:11.000 It seems like a CIA thing.
01:16:13.000 For sure.
01:16:13.000 2009, American investigative journalist H.P. Alborelli Jr. published a terrible mistake, arguing that Pont Saint Esprit was actually a covert LSD field test run jointly by CIA's MK Ultra programs and the U.S. Army Special Operations Division at Fort Detrick, with Swiss drug company Sandos, who first synthesized LSD, allegedly supplying the compound.
01:16:43.000 So, his evidence included a declassified CIA document quoting a Sandos representative saying the Pont Saint Esprit secret is being discussed alongside references to LSD.
01:16:57.000 Oh, they definitely did it.
01:16:58.000 Yeah, it sounds way more likely.
01:17:00.000 That's way more likely.
01:17:02.000 Testimony he attributed to former CIA SOD scientist Frank Olson, who died in a 1953 fall from a New York City hotel room after being dosed with LSD by his colleagues.
01:17:14.000 What a bunch of ass!
01:17:15.000 These guys just dosing each other.
01:17:17.000 It admitted an MKUltra incident.
01:17:20.000 Interviews with former U.S. intelligence officials.
01:17:23.000 Why most historians remain skeptical.
01:17:26.000 Serious pushback came quickly.
01:17:28.000 So, symptoms don't match LSD.
01:17:31.000 Victims had gangrene like vasoconstriction, weeks long psychosis, and physical necrosis consistent with ergot alkaloids.
01:17:39.000 Not a single acute LSD dose.
01:17:41.000 Interesting.
01:17:42.000 LSD is water soluble and heat sensitive, so baking bread would degrade it.
01:17:46.000 The Sandos Cable Albrecht.
01:17:49.000 Al Borelli cited is ambiguous and predates the incident in some readings.
01:17:54.000 No corroborating documentation has surfaced despite extensive MKUltra declassification since the 1970s church committee hearings.
01:18:02.000 Yeah, but the problem with that is like one of the reasons why we know about MKUltra was evidence that they found that had been in storage.
01:18:13.000 So when you say like Freedom of Information Act, they don't give you shit.
01:18:18.000 They just bait you with a little bit here and there to go, oh, okay, we know now.
01:18:22.000 Tell you we don't have any evidence.
01:18:23.000 Go fuck yourself.
01:18:24.000 I mean, look how hard it is to get the Epstein files.
01:18:26.000 This is a guy that was alive in 2019, right?
01:18:30.000 Where there were plenty of records of everything happening.
01:18:33.000 Exactly.
01:18:33.000 And the internet.
01:18:35.000 This reminds me do you know about the Lyme disease?
01:18:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:38.000 You know about this?
01:18:39.000 Like the Plum Island thing?
01:18:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:41.000 Seems very legit.
01:18:43.000 I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist.
01:18:45.000 This one to me is like a no brainer.
01:18:47.000 Well, it's also people want to say that Lyme disease has existed forever.
01:18:52.000 Absolutely.
01:18:53.000 True.
01:18:53.000 Not to the extent that it exists today.
01:18:55.000 Also, not as contaminant.
01:18:58.000 Like, not as.
01:18:59.000 That's right.
01:19:00.000 Right.
01:19:00.000 And spreading like crazy.
01:19:02.000 Like crazy.
01:19:02.000 It's like sweeping out west.
01:19:04.000 Not only that, Plum Island, they were absolutely doing gain of function research on ticks.
01:19:12.000 It's great.
01:19:12.000 And the idea was the reason why they were doing it, and this is all me, what I've read.
01:19:20.000 I don't have any direct information.
01:19:21.000 But it's still fun.
01:19:21.000 Yeah.
01:19:22.000 But what they said was what they were doing was engineering ticks with these diseases.
01:19:27.000 So what they could do is they could spray them from planes and they would overwhelm the medical system of any, like, overwhelm a town.
01:19:35.000 Overwhelm their armies.
01:19:35.000 That's right.
01:19:36.000 You couldn't keep up and they wouldn't be able to fight.
01:19:40.000 And it could wipe out food sources.
01:19:40.000 That's right.
01:19:42.000 It had like multiple implications.
01:19:43.000 Exactly.
01:19:44.000 Yeah.
01:19:44.000 Exactly.
01:19:45.000 So now we have these fucking creeps from the World Economic Forum that are talking about the dangers of eating meat, right?
01:19:53.000 And about how people eating meat is what's wrong with the.
01:19:56.000 That's why it's accelerating climate change.
01:19:58.000 All horseshit.
01:19:59.000 But they're saying it and they're saying that it's almost a moral obligation to create a tick or to create more ticks.
01:20:07.000 That would have this alpha gal in them.
01:20:09.000 The one that makes you allergic to meat.
01:20:10.000 Yes.
01:20:11.000 So they're saying that they want more of that?
01:20:11.000 Yeah.
01:20:13.000 Yes.
01:20:14.000 Bro.
01:20:15.000 This guy was talking about, not only that, I have a buddy who has that, my friend Evan from Black Rifle Coffee.
01:20:20.000 He's talking about that.
01:20:21.000 Yeah.
01:20:21.000 Oh, yeah, I know Evan.
01:20:22.000 One of my best friends.
01:20:23.000 Love him to death.
01:20:24.000 Evan has it bad and it fucks him up.
01:20:28.000 It's not as simple as he's allergic to red meat.
01:20:31.000 Like, it fucks up all of his blood work.
01:20:34.000 His body's a mess.
01:20:35.000 And he picked it up hiking and hunting.
01:20:37.000 He picked it up.
01:20:38.000 He got a tick and he didn't know and he got bit.
01:20:42.000 My friend Burke Kresher, his wife's family, half of them have this fucking problem.
01:20:46.000 No way.
01:20:47.000 Are they from the East Coast?
01:20:49.000 Yeah, Tennessee.
01:20:49.000 East Coast.
01:20:51.000 It's the Texas Lone Star tick.
01:20:53.000 It's a Lone Star tick.
01:20:54.000 It's not the Texas Lone Star tick.
01:20:55.000 But this one tick carries this thing, and they think that that might perhaps be genetically engineered as well.
01:21:02.000 Because there was no alpha gal problem 30, 40 years ago.
01:21:02.000 It's crazy.
01:21:06.000 It just didn't exist.
01:21:07.000 Now all of a sudden it's ubiquitous.
01:21:09.000 And it's everywhere.
01:21:10.000 It's spreading too.
01:21:10.000 It's everywhere.
01:21:11.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:21:13.000 I never used to think twice about getting a tick.
01:21:14.000 I get ticks all the time hiking around doing the stuff I do.
01:21:17.000 I never used to think twice about it.
01:21:18.000 Now I'm terrified of it.
01:21:20.000 I love red meat.
01:21:21.000 I'm terrified of it now.
01:21:22.000 It's not just red meat, the Lyme disease is fucking devastating.
01:21:25.000 Lyme disease.
01:21:26.000 If you don't catch it early, it can fuck with you the rest of your life.
01:21:29.000 I know multiple people that have it, including Jim Miller, a guy who fights in the UFC.
01:21:34.000 He had it really bad.
01:21:36.000 And it fucked up his career for quite a while, but he got his diet under wraps and he figured out what to eat and what not to eat, and now he's fine.
01:21:44.000 Do you know about some of those other animal warfare things they used to do?
01:21:48.000 Like the spy tech they put in city cats.
01:21:52.000 Do you know about those?
01:21:53.000 No.
01:21:54.000 Oh, dude, there's some amazing ones.
01:21:55.000 Spy tech and cats?
01:21:57.000 So during World War II, Jamie would have to confirm what city this was in.
01:22:01.000 I believe it was the Russians used to put little hearing devices in street cats because the Brits would go and meet in back alleys and have meetings, but there were feral cats everywhere.
01:22:12.000 So they'd have all these cats running around with these wires in their brains and stuff and these little.
01:22:16.000 Little, yeah, acoustic kitties.
01:22:18.000 That's it.
01:22:18.000 The CIA.
01:22:20.000 Dude, how crazy is this?
01:22:22.000 Acoustic kitty was a central intelligence agency project launched by the Directorate of Science and Technology in the late 1960s.
01:22:31.000 In the 1960s, intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies.
01:22:36.000 In an hour long procedure, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal and a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull and a thin wire into its fur.
01:22:45.000 Oh my God.
01:22:46.000 How crazy.
01:22:46.000 Imagine that.
01:22:47.000 You're just like having a secret meeting in a back cove, you know, back alley, and there's a cat.
01:22:51.000 There, just live streaming your conversation to the CIA.
01:22:55.000 Go back up a little bit here.
01:22:57.000 It says, Do the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation?
01:23:02.000 What?
01:23:03.000 Interesting.
01:23:05.000 First Acoustic Kitty mission was an eavesdrop on two men in a park outside the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C.
01:23:11.000 The cat was released nearby, but was hit and allegedly killed by a taxi almost immediately.
01:23:16.000 Probably the thing was all fucked up.
01:23:18.000 I probably couldn't get out.
01:23:19.000 It's like, what is in my head?
01:23:21.000 They put a wire in my head.
01:23:23.000 Schizophrenic cat.
01:23:25.000 However, this is disputed in 2013 by Robert Wallace, a former director of the Office of Technical Service, who said the project was abandoned due to the difficulty of training the cat to behave as required.
01:23:36.000 And that the equipment was taken out of the cat.
01:23:38.000 The cat was re sewn for a second time and lived for a long and happy life afterwards.
01:23:42.000 Lies.
01:23:43.000 Yeah, come on.
01:23:44.000 You fucking killed that cat.
01:23:45.000 It got hit by a taxi, but it was fine.
01:23:47.000 And they took it out of its head.
01:23:49.000 Come on.
01:23:50.000 But I mean, more than one cat, I'm sure.
01:23:52.000 But this idea, the equipment was taken out of the cat.
01:23:55.000 The fuck you did that?
01:23:56.000 You spent money taking the equipment out?
01:23:59.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:23:59.000 Did you really?
01:24:00.000 Or did you just kill the cat?
01:24:01.000 100%.
01:24:02.000 Fucking assholes.
01:24:03.000 Dude, there's a few of these.
01:24:04.000 And the bats that would light fires, do you know about those ones?
01:24:08.000 The military did not give up on its use of animals as spies.
01:24:08.000 Hold up.
01:24:12.000 As of 2006, the Pentagon requested the creation of cyborg insects for use in espionage.
01:24:19.000 The request was made by fucking DARPA, of course, of the Pentagon.
01:24:24.000 Scientists at Cal Berkeley responded by creating a controllable cyborg beetle in October of 2009.
01:24:32.000 What?
01:24:33.000 There's a cockroach under your carpet here listening to us somewhere right now.
01:24:37.000 They're not going to hear anything other than the stuff we already talked about.
01:24:40.000 Yeah, true.
01:24:40.000 True, true.
01:24:41.000 The wonderful thing about having such a retarded show is like, who cares?
01:24:45.000 Just say it all anyway.
01:24:47.000 Whoa, look at this.
01:24:48.000 Look at this.
01:24:49.000 Look at this.
01:24:49.000 There's a fucking battery in the Beetle.
01:24:51.000 Come on.
01:24:51.000 That's badass.
01:24:52.000 Look at the microchip on its back.
01:24:54.000 It's amazing that the Beetle can live through all this.
01:24:56.000 Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
01:24:58.000 That's wild.
01:25:01.000 Wow.
01:25:02.000 And I guess as these things have gotten smaller and smaller, as chips and battery technologies increase, of course.
01:25:09.000 Think of your cell phone in 09 compared to now.
01:25:11.000 Right, right.
01:25:12.000 Fucking wild, man.
01:25:15.000 Yeah, there were a few of these.
01:25:16.000 They used to light bats on fire and then they'd send them to roost and then they'd burn down whole towns and things like that.
01:25:22.000 That's going back even further.
01:25:23.000 Dude, there's spy pigeons where they put cameras.
01:25:26.000 There's a handful of these that the CIA tried.
01:25:28.000 Well, how about what they did with dolphins?
01:25:30.000 Oh, like the.
01:25:31.000 Well, you know the whole.
01:25:33.000 Not beluga.
01:25:34.000 Yeah, it was the beluga, the Russian spy whale.
01:25:36.000 I don't know that.
01:25:37.000 I was talking about dolphins that they used to detonate things.
01:25:40.000 Oh, tell me about it.
01:25:41.000 They used dolphins as literal distributors of warheads.
01:25:46.000 Oh, really?
01:25:47.000 They used dolphins to go somewhere and then they'd blow them up.
01:25:49.000 No way.
01:25:50.000 Like a kamikaze dolphin.
01:25:51.000 I don't know the exact details of it because I got sad when I was reading about it.
01:25:55.000 I was like, oh.
01:25:56.000 I have a deep attachment to dolphins.
01:25:59.000 I fucking love dolphins.
01:26:00.000 I always say anybody who hates dolphins has to be a bad person.
01:26:02.000 I've had some experiences with them.
01:26:04.000 I had one where I was like really high on edibles in Hawaii.
01:26:08.000 And the dolphins would jump out of the water near the boat and they look at you.
01:26:13.000 They look at you when they were jumping out of the water like, look, look at me.
01:26:13.000 Yeah.
01:26:16.000 Yeah.
01:26:17.000 Like, look.
01:26:17.000 It's so good.
01:26:18.000 And they're literally just playing.
01:26:20.000 They're playing.
01:26:20.000 Yeah.
01:26:21.000 100% playing because they came to the boat and they were jumping in the wake of the boat.
01:26:26.000 And the more you would cheer and yay, look at that.
01:26:29.000 The more they did.
01:26:30.000 The more they were doing that and they were having fun.
01:26:32.000 And I was like, these are incredible creatures.
01:26:34.000 Oh, they totally pick up on your energy.
01:26:36.000 So the secret dolphin program began in 1959 to detect underwater mines and enemy divers.
01:26:42.000 But I think they did stuff where they.
01:26:45.000 I mean, whether this is correct or they just changed the history, it says that they didn't do anything to.
01:26:50.000 To harm humans or engage in combat.
01:26:52.000 They like to tell their handlers to do it.
01:26:54.000 The one that I've heard about is that they put them out ahead.
01:26:57.000 They were just signifying in dark water because they could see stuff better than our current technology back then.
01:27:02.000 So they would echo locate and say, yo, we got something over here.
01:27:05.000 That's what this is.
01:27:05.000 Come check it out.
01:27:06.000 Well, how does the dolphin communicate that back to the people and how does it know what the person's intended?
01:27:10.000 No, that was pretty good.
01:27:17.000 I think there was some speculation that they actually used them as weapons, though.
01:27:21.000 Well, have you seen, not to transition off dolphins, but Valdemir, Valdemir, the Vladimir, I don't know, the Russian spy beluga?
01:27:31.000 No.
01:27:31.000 Okay, this is a real thing.
01:27:32.000 Like, 100% this one's real.
01:27:34.000 So, there was this beluga whale named Valdemir or Vladimir or something like that.
01:27:39.000 And he turned up in Norway and he was escaped from a Russian spy program.
01:27:43.000 And he had a harness with spy gear on him.
01:27:46.000 This is him right here.
01:27:47.000 Look.
01:27:48.000 See the spy gear on him?
01:27:49.000 It's like a whole thing.
01:27:51.000 And so, the Russians had been training this whale as a spy and had harnesses and spy equipment on him.
01:27:58.000 And then he just peaced out and turned up in, I want to say, Norway.
01:28:02.000 And then they followed him for a while.
01:28:04.000 And then he mysteriously got shot.
01:28:07.000 Yeah.
01:28:07.000 Mysteriously.
01:28:08.000 Some things with the dolphin, like with the dolphin story, I don't know if this is accurate, but I did read this one time that we would, like, if we knew Russia was doing this, we would put some paperwork out that said, well, we've got dolphins that are, you know, blowing up mines.
01:28:08.000 Yep.
01:28:20.000 Right.
01:28:20.000 And then the guy was like, well, now we've got to figure that out.
01:28:23.000 And I just sent him down wild goose chases.
01:28:24.000 That's a good point.
01:28:25.000 That's a good point.
01:28:26.000 It's like you never really know what's real.
01:28:28.000 How cool the beluga whales look, though.
01:28:28.000 Right.
01:28:30.000 Look at that thing.
01:28:30.000 That looks like an alien.
01:28:31.000 Nah, they're super, super cool.
01:28:33.000 I mean, look at that.
01:28:33.000 That looks like we have come to your planet.
01:28:37.000 Discuss your use of nuclear power.
01:28:37.000 They're all.
01:28:40.000 And he would talk in that very calm tone.
01:28:42.000 That looks like something that would be very calm.
01:28:45.000 No, that was a.
01:28:45.000 Yeah, this was a crazy scene.
01:28:46.000 Well, you know the John Lilly research with dolphins.
01:28:49.000 Do you know about that?
01:28:50.000 I'm not sure.
01:28:50.000 I totally know.
01:28:51.000 Okay, John Lilly is the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank.
01:28:55.000 You have one of those, don't you?
01:28:55.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:57.000 Yes, we have one over here.
01:28:58.000 John Lilly was the man who was the inspiration for the movie Altered States.
01:29:03.000 Okay.
01:29:04.000 So, John Lilly, who was this really interesting guy and was famously like.
01:29:12.000 Out there with psychedelics.
01:29:14.000 Like he would take intramuscular doses of ketamine and jump in the sensory deprivation tank.
01:29:19.000 Oh, damn.
01:29:20.000 Yeah.
01:29:21.000 Trying to unlock brain things.
01:29:22.000 My friend Todd actually did it with him.
01:29:24.000 Oh, wow.
01:29:25.000 So John Lilly, who was also a pioneer in interspecies communication, so they were trying to figure out how to communicate with dolphins.
01:29:25.000 Yeah.
01:29:33.000 So they set up a house, and this lady lived with the dolphins in the house to get the dolphin and trying to coach the dolphin.
01:29:41.000 Oh, good.
01:29:41.000 And the way, like literally, she lived in water.
01:29:44.000 So the water was like, you know, four feet deep.
01:29:47.000 And she lived with this dolphin.
01:29:48.000 The problem was the dolphin was super horny.
01:29:51.000 Oh, no.
01:29:51.000 And so the only way that she could get this dolphin to cooperate was she had to jerk him off.
01:29:57.000 So she was jerking off the dolphin.
01:29:57.000 Yep.
01:29:59.000 And somehow or another, they found out and they cut the funding for research.
01:30:03.000 But she had to do it.
01:30:04.000 That's what I said.
01:30:05.000 You got to do it.
01:30:06.000 That's the joke.
01:30:06.000 It seems like she liked it, though.
01:30:07.000 Look at her.
01:30:08.000 The way she's hugging him, she's like, yeah.
01:30:11.000 I mean, after a while, she probably did enjoy it a little bit.
01:30:14.000 I mean, what else are you going to do?
01:30:15.000 You're stuck in a tank with a dolphin.
01:30:17.000 The girl who talked to dolphins.
01:30:19.000 So, is there a documentary on this?
01:30:21.000 Ooh.
01:30:22.000 Is there a clip?
01:30:25.000 Is it like blurry where you see her hand moving?
01:30:29.000 Water turning white.
01:30:30.000 So, I guess, but if she jerked the dolphin off, then the dolphin would try to talk to her.
01:30:35.000 But the thing was, you can't really get them to, they can't make the noises that we want them to make.
01:30:42.000 They don't have the ability.
01:30:44.000 Like, you could say hi.
01:30:47.000 It.
01:30:47.000 But it can't.
01:30:48.000 Like the vocal cords aren't there for it.
01:30:50.000 That's one of the things where AI may actually start to make a huge difference.
01:30:50.000 Right, right, right.
01:30:54.000 Right.
01:30:54.000 Yeah, right.
01:30:55.000 Because they are able to decipher a lot of cetacean, dolphin and whale language now.
01:31:00.000 And with enough of a database, they'll start to be able to say, this means this, this means this.
01:31:05.000 Have they actively deciphered?
01:31:08.000 So it's coming up to a point.
01:31:09.000 So you know how AI works.
01:31:10.000 You have to train it on something.
01:31:11.000 Is this the lady?
01:31:12.000 I think so.
01:31:13.000 She looks like the kind of lady that would do that.
01:31:16.000 She's got a real dolphin jerk look to her.
01:31:20.000 This is such a crazy story.
01:31:22.000 See this?
01:31:23.000 Listen to these orca whales imitate human speech.
01:31:25.000 No.
01:31:26.000 It says it's responding.
01:31:27.000 Let me hear it.
01:31:29.000 Oh, there's your guy.
01:31:30.000 There's my guy.
01:31:30.000 Yeah.
01:31:30.000 Let me hear it.
01:31:36.000 Bye bye.
01:31:38.000 Bye bye.
01:31:39.000 Aww.
01:31:40.000 It's getting there.
01:31:42.000 It's trying.
01:31:43.000 Yeah.
01:31:44.000 Amy.
01:31:44.000 Hey.
01:31:48.000 Whoa.
01:31:50.000 Hello.
01:31:51.000 It's amazing.
01:31:53.000 Hello.
01:31:55.000 Hello.
01:31:57.000 Whoa.
01:31:58.000 One, two.
01:31:58.000 Hey.
01:32:01.000 I bet what it wants to say is, let me go, you fucking asshole.
01:32:06.000 Put me back in the ocean, you crazy bitch.
01:32:12.000 Quit jerking me off and put me back in the ocean.
01:32:16.000 Maybe if they jerked off the killer whales, they wouldn't have killed them.
01:32:18.000 Yeah, yeah, good point.
01:32:23.000 It's just like SeaWorld alone.
01:32:25.000 It's just, it's so awful.
01:32:27.000 And it wasn't until that documentary, what was it called?
01:32:30.000 Blackfish.
01:32:31.000 Blackfish, yeah.
01:32:32.000 That was like the first one where people went, hey, It was really eye opening.
01:32:36.000 Yeah.
01:32:36.000 We shouldn't support this at all.
01:32:38.000 I mean, I can't believe people still even go to fucking SeaWorld.
01:32:40.000 It's pretty crazy.
01:32:41.000 It's basically prison.
01:32:42.000 Do you know about those two in France that are trapped there?
01:32:45.000 No.
01:32:46.000 Oh, this is interesting.
01:32:47.000 So there is basically a SeaWorld equivalent in France, and the government shut it down.
01:32:53.000 I forget the.
01:32:54.000 I'm sure we can figure it out, but it was shut down, but then the dolphins and the two orcas were not released.
01:33:00.000 And the guy's like, these are mine.
01:33:01.000 I'm not releasing them, and I can't afford to release them or move them.
01:33:04.000 So they've just been sitting in these abandoned tanks for, I want to say, a year now.
01:33:09.000 Maybe, maybe more.
01:33:10.000 The race to save these two.
01:33:10.000 Yeah, this is it here.
01:33:13.000 Jamie, I don't know if you can see if there's an aerial shot of it, but yeah, so they're just sitting in this thing.
01:33:20.000 But it's closed.
01:33:21.000 The guy can't afford to feed them because nobody's visiting.
01:33:24.000 And then I believe the government just doesn't want to do anything about it because they're like, we just wanted to shut you down.
01:33:29.000 We don't want to actually do anything about it.
01:33:31.000 So there's just these two orcas sitting in these tanks.
01:33:34.000 And how do they get food?
01:33:35.000 I mean, he's feeding them, but he's like doing it out of his pocket, and it's like few and far between.
01:33:39.000 Oh, man.
01:33:40.000 So, yeah, it's a crazy.
01:33:42.000 Yeah, the abandoned whales, and they're just sitting in these tanks.
01:33:45.000 We've had.
01:33:46.000 Do you know who Phil Demers is?
01:33:47.000 He's a guy who helped shut down Marineland in Canada.
01:33:51.000 Oh, okay.
01:33:52.000 Which was an awful, awful place.
01:33:52.000 Yeah.
01:33:54.000 It's like there's so many of these fucking places like that where you see what they're doing and you're just like, oh, man.
01:33:54.000 Bad facility.
01:34:01.000 If we could understand them.
01:34:02.000 Yeah.
01:34:03.000 And we could.
01:34:04.000 I think someday in the future we're going to look back at that the way people today look back at slavery.
01:34:08.000 Oh, totally.
01:34:09.000 We're going to say these are intelligent creatures that just.
01:34:11.000 They just don't have the ability to manipulate their environment like we do.
01:34:15.000 But, like, just dolphins, their cerebral cortex is 40% larger than a human being's.
01:34:20.000 So, something's going on in there, and you think it's okay to put them in a swimming pool?
01:34:25.000 That's crazy.
01:34:26.000 Dude, it's the same thing like what I was talking about elephants.
01:34:28.000 Their EQ, their emotional intelligence, we can't even comprehend it.
01:34:33.000 The way those animals feel, like the highs that an elephant experiences and the lows it experiences, are way bigger than the highs or lows that most humans, I think any human can experience.
01:34:43.000 EQ is way bigger than ours.
01:34:44.000 The trauma that they feel from losing a loved one or from being abused or whatever it happens to be is like 10x what humans can even emotionally comprehend.
01:34:53.000 How do we know that?
01:34:54.000 Based on their brain scans and whatnot.
01:34:57.000 I don't know the specifics of it, but because that part of their brain is so much larger than ours.
01:35:02.000 And so you have these, they might not have the same computive skills as we do mentally, but they have this emotional intelligence that's so much deeper and broader than ours.
01:35:12.000 At least that's my belief.
01:35:13.000 It is a weird thing with us where we only characterize intelligence as the ability to manipulate your environment.
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:20.000 We want you to write a book.
01:35:21.000 Right.
01:35:22.000 I don't trust you.
01:35:23.000 You're really smart.
01:35:23.000 You're real.
01:35:24.000 Make a house.
01:35:25.000 Prove it.
01:35:26.000 Why don't you?
01:35:26.000 How come you don't have a rocket ship?
01:35:27.000 Right.
01:35:28.000 Right.
01:35:29.000 You're so smart.
01:35:30.000 Right.
01:35:30.000 Where's your phone?
01:35:31.000 Yeah.
01:35:31.000 Yeah.
01:35:32.000 No, it's crazy.
01:35:33.000 It's a weird way to look at things.
01:35:33.000 It's weird, right?
01:35:35.000 Yeah.
01:35:35.000 It's like I think there's a part of people that recognize that this direction that people like, that this classification of intelligence in that way is wrong.
01:35:48.000 But I don't think we can really quantify it yet.
01:35:51.000 And if AI really can decipher, Dolphin language, orca language, whale language.
01:35:57.000 If they really can, and we realize that they're actually communicating, God, I would hope that would change our approach to how we deal with those things.
01:36:04.000 Because I think they are sea people.
01:36:04.000 I think it would.
01:36:07.000 I really do.
01:36:09.000 They don't need to manipulate their environment.
01:36:12.000 First of all, they can travel 3D.
01:36:15.000 They go up, they go down, they go across, they can hold their breath for an hour.
01:36:18.000 They don't need to make a house.
01:36:20.000 Their food is everywhere.
01:36:22.000 Also, they're at the top of the fucking food chain.
01:36:25.000 They're orcas.
01:36:26.000 And they're nomadic.
01:36:27.000 They don't.
01:36:28.000 We are not nomadic by trade.
01:36:30.000 So we have to manipulate our environment to make it more comfortable.
01:36:33.000 Orcas are not.
01:36:34.000 Orcas are not.
01:36:35.000 They move so fast they can make a sunfish explode.
01:36:38.000 Straight up.
01:36:39.000 We're so slow.
01:36:39.000 Yeah.
01:36:39.000 Straight up.
01:36:41.000 Like the fastest people, we just run into each other and knock each other unconscious.
01:36:45.000 That's what we could do.
01:36:46.000 Fun to watch, though.
01:36:48.000 Dude, but I want to go back to what you said about.
01:36:51.000 I agree, by the way, about orcas and captivity and whales and things like that.
01:36:54.000 There's this huge anti zoom movement that I just don't agree with, though.
01:36:58.000 Like I believe.
01:37:00.000 I agree with you that in the future we'll go, why did we keep animals the way we did?
01:37:04.000 And when you look at old zoos and concrete boxes and stuff, but there's so much good that animals in captivity have done saving species, keeping things alive, connecting kids to nature.
01:37:14.000 There's a lot of gray area.
01:37:16.000 There's Tiger King and there's fucking San Diego Zoo.
01:37:18.000 You know what I mean?
01:37:19.000 There's a lot of nuance to it.
01:37:20.000 San Diego Zoo is an excellent example of a really great zoo.
01:37:23.000 It's unbelievable.
01:37:24.000 It's incredible.
01:37:25.000 I've been to that place before.
01:37:26.000 Yeah.
01:37:27.000 But I also went to that wolf place with you.
01:37:29.000 Yeah.
01:37:29.000 And that made me sad.
01:37:30.000 I know.
01:37:31.000 Yeah, I know.
01:37:31.000 When we went there, I was bummed out, man.
01:37:33.000 But at least they're rescuing them, you know?
01:37:35.000 I know, but they also cut their balls off.
01:37:37.000 Yeah.
01:37:38.000 That bummed me out hardcore.
01:37:39.000 Otherwise, they all fight.
01:37:40.000 I mean, but that's the gray area that you have.
01:37:42.000 I know.
01:37:43.000 What's the alternative?
01:37:44.000 You know, it's like they die.
01:37:46.000 Let them loose.
01:37:47.000 But only a few of them were pure wolves.
01:37:49.000 You can't just let loose a wolf dog.
01:37:50.000 That's true, too.
01:37:51.000 You know, because then you're muddying jeans.
01:37:53.000 It's such a complicated thing.
01:37:54.000 Well, isn't that the whole reason why black wolves exist in the first place?
01:37:58.000 I think black wolves exist because it's a trait that they got from domesticated dogs.
01:38:02.000 I read that, and then I read it was false, and then I read it was false.
01:38:05.000 The truth behind that is.
01:38:06.000 Let's put it into perplexity.
01:38:08.000 We should.
01:38:08.000 They'll probably say it's a Rogan esque claim.
01:38:11.000 As stated on today's podcast.
01:38:13.000 How are you going to word that so you kind of get a good.
01:38:16.000 That's interesting.
01:38:17.000 How do you word that?
01:38:19.000 Would you say, is it true that black wolves inherited that trait from domesticated dogs?
01:38:29.000 Because that is one thing that absolutely has happened is that there's been interbreeding between them.
01:38:33.000 Oh, yeah.
01:38:34.000 And not just on purpose.
01:38:35.000 No, no.
01:38:36.000 Yeah.
01:38:36.000 Yeah.
01:38:36.000 It happens.
01:38:37.000 Yeah.
01:38:37.000 I mean, you get koi wolves and yeah, it does.
01:38:38.000 Right, right, right.
01:38:39.000 Yeah.
01:38:40.000 Yeah.
01:38:40.000 Is the genetic mutation of a black fur color brought about by domestication?
01:38:45.000 Yes.
01:38:46.000 Hold on.
01:38:48.000 Sorry.
01:38:50.000 Throwing a lot at you, Jamie.
01:38:52.000 Is it the trait of black wolves?
01:38:57.000 Did they inherit that from domesticated dogs?
01:39:00.000 Edit my thing, then.
01:39:01.000 Is that good enough or not?
01:39:04.000 From domesticated dogs.
01:39:06.000 Yeah.
01:39:07.000 Yeah, see what it says.
01:39:11.000 Let's see.
01:39:12.000 Do, do, do.
01:39:13.000 If I'm not pointed enough, it'll start guessing.
01:39:16.000 I love watching it work where it's like spinning.
01:39:19.000 Yes, this is well supported by genetic research.
01:39:22.000 Black coat color in North American wolves comes from a mutation in the K locus, specifically a three base pair deletion in the CBD103.
01:39:35.000 I don't know what that little thing is.
01:39:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:39:38.000 Defense in gene.
01:39:39.000 Beta G. Is that what it is?
01:39:41.000 Produces a dominantly inherited melanistic phenotype.
01:39:41.000 I think so.
01:39:45.000 The mutation originated in dogs and moved into wolves through hybridization, not the other way around.
01:39:51.000 Interesting.
01:39:51.000 2009 study by Anderson et al.
01:39:54.000 First identified the KB black allele in wolves is derived from dog wolf interbreeding.
01:40:01.000 Follow up work analyzing 331 wolves and 20 dogs found that North American wolf, how do you say that word?
01:40:10.000 Haplotypes?
01:40:11.000 Oh, haplotype, yeah.
01:40:13.000 Are monophyletic, meaning a single, I feel like you're my teacher, a single.
01:40:20.000 Good job, Joe.
01:40:22.000 Introgression event from dogs, most likely seeded.
01:40:26.000 The Allel through the continent, probably in the Yukon or Northwest Territories.
01:40:32.000 You know, I went to where Colossal has made the Dire Wolves.
01:40:38.000 Ben texted me when you guys went.
01:40:39.000 That was an interesting experience.
01:40:41.000 Was that cool to see?
01:40:42.000 Yes.
01:40:43.000 I know it's a whole hush hush.
01:40:43.000 I haven't even seen them.
01:40:45.000 I brought my youngest daughter, and she was cuddling with the four month old wolf.
01:40:49.000 Well, there you go.
01:40:49.000 You can cuddle with them when they're four months old up until a certain point, but it was like a puppy.
01:40:53.000 And it was still huge, right?
01:40:55.000 No, it was pretty small.
01:40:57.000 It's like.
01:40:57.000 Yeah.
01:41:00.000 40 pounds, okay, okay, not average.
01:41:03.000 So fucking cute, man.
01:41:04.000 She was so sweet.
01:41:06.000 She was so sweet.
01:41:06.000 She would cuddle with you and you'd pet her and she'd kiss you.
01:41:09.000 That's cool.
01:41:10.000 It was like a fucking dog, man.
01:41:11.000 That is a Romulus.
01:41:13.000 There you go.
01:41:13.000 That is, oh my god, she's so sweet.
01:41:15.000 But the males, they had two males that had Khaleesi's that's her name.
01:41:20.000 That's right.
01:41:21.000 Khaleesi's the girl.
01:41:23.000 So there's Romulus.
01:41:24.000 Look how cute they are when they're little babies.
01:41:26.000 Remus, Romulus, and then Khaleesi, the girl.
01:41:29.000 That was pretty cool.
01:41:30.000 So Khaleesi was the one that we got to the cuddle with, and they're cute.
01:41:34.000 Oh my God, she was so fucking adorable.
01:41:36.000 But you could only hang out with her for a little while, and then they got big.
01:41:39.000 Yeah.
01:41:40.000 And now they're big.
01:41:41.000 He sends me pictures.
01:41:41.000 Yeah.
01:41:42.000 So they were like that when we went there.
01:41:45.000 Like that size picture.
01:41:45.000 Like that size picture?
01:41:46.000 That's already males.
01:41:47.000 I don't know if I let my kids in with a wolf that size.
01:41:49.000 Well, they kept away from you.
01:41:51.000 Yeah.
01:41:51.000 And we were in a large contained area.
01:41:54.000 Uh huh.
01:41:54.000 But we got to go out with them.
01:41:56.000 Yeah.
01:41:57.000 And they just kind of hang out and look at you.
01:41:59.000 They keep away from you for the most part, but she didn't.
01:42:02.000 She just ran it up.
01:42:03.000 But she can't be with them yet.
01:42:05.000 With the males?
01:42:05.000 Yeah, she was too little.
01:42:06.000 Interesting.
01:42:07.000 It was too, like, you know, they didn't want her to get killed and just too sketchy.
01:42:10.000 She was tiny.
01:42:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42:12.000 And she was, you know, she was still a baby still.
01:42:15.000 But they were older.
01:42:16.000 I think they were a year or close to a year.
01:42:19.000 But they could hang out with them for the first, like, five or six months, I think.
01:42:22.000 And then after a while, they just got different.
01:42:24.000 There's also some stuff about them that they didn't even know dire wolves had, like the mane, which is interesting.
01:42:30.000 They have a mane.
01:42:32.000 Oh, wow.
01:42:32.000 Almost like a lion's mane.
01:42:33.000 Oh, wow.
01:42:34.000 Which they didn't know.
01:42:35.000 And they didn't know they were going to be white either.
01:42:37.000 Now, is that a variant from their genetic mutation work, or is that something that's just expressing itself?
01:42:42.000 Very good question that you'd have to talk to a geneticist about because, like, there's a lot of people that don't even agree they're actually direwolves.
01:42:47.000 A lot.
01:42:48.000 Yeah.
01:42:48.000 A lot.
01:42:49.000 Yeah.
01:42:49.000 They're essentially saying that what you've done is you've taken the traits of dire wolves and you've made them be expressed in a gray wolf.
01:42:55.000 This is a gray wolf.
01:42:56.000 But that's what Beth says they've done.
01:42:57.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:42:58.000 Like, they're not hiding that.
01:42:59.000 They're like, we're trying to fill a niche.
01:43:02.000 We're trying to make something.
01:43:03.000 But she's also said that I think, I don't want to mischaracterize, but essentially what they're saying is, but that's what a dire wolf was.
01:43:03.000 Yes.
01:43:11.000 Right.
01:43:11.000 Like, that they are a wolf that has all these traits.
01:43:15.000 Right.
01:43:15.000 Like, the size is the same, the look is the same.
01:43:18.000 You can get technical and say, no, you've taken a gray wolf and made it express.
01:43:22.000 But yes.
01:43:23.000 But they got those genes specifically from dead direwolves.
01:43:27.000 Right.
01:43:28.000 Right.
01:43:28.000 So it's like, well, is it our own classification of these things that we're disputing?
01:43:33.000 Because we can't just decide that this, I call this a direwolf and that's what it is.
01:43:33.000 Right.
01:43:39.000 The genes don't give a fuck what labels you put on them.
01:43:42.000 Not at all.
01:43:42.000 You know?
01:43:43.000 And if you make a dinosaur, like that's not a real T Rex.
01:43:45.000 It ate everyone in the city.
01:43:47.000 It's a real T Rex.
01:43:47.000 Right.
01:43:48.000 It just took over a fucking city and it just ate everyone in a VW bus.
01:43:52.000 It's a 30 foot tall lizard.
01:43:53.000 It's a dinosaur.
01:43:54.000 Like it doesn't matter how you shape it.
01:43:55.000 Yeah.
01:43:56.000 Oh, the woolly mouse is really cool, too.
01:43:57.000 Yeah, they're really neat.
01:43:59.000 Ben told me one day I could have a woolly mouse, so I'm holding him to that.
01:44:02.000 Yeah.
01:44:04.000 It's really interesting seeing the dire wolves, though, and just imagining what was it like when those things were just roaming the earth.
01:44:11.000 I know.
01:44:11.000 Because it's like a 200-pound wolf that's all white with thick fur and a mane, like a lion.
01:44:17.000 Dude, speaking of roaming the earth, have you heard the theory about how sloth bears stopped?
01:44:23.000 Sorry, not sloth bears.
01:44:24.000 What were the big cave bears in North America?
01:44:26.000 Short faced bears stopped human immigration.
01:44:28.000 Have you read about that?
01:44:28.000 Yes.
01:44:29.000 Yeah.
01:44:30.000 Totally makes sense.
01:44:30.000 That's really cool.
01:44:31.000 It totally does.
01:44:32.000 They just stood there waiting for people like salmon to cross the Bering Land Bridge.
01:44:37.000 And they're like, well, it's that time of year again.
01:44:39.000 Also, like, who would do that knowing that those things are out there?
01:44:43.000 That thing was so big.
01:44:44.000 Yeah.
01:44:45.000 It's like double the size of a polar bear.
01:44:46.000 It's crazy.
01:44:47.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:44:48.000 A twice large polar bear that can run 50 miles.
01:44:51.000 Look at that thing.
01:44:53.000 I don't care how smart we are.
01:44:55.000 That is not something you want to face.
01:44:57.000 Right.
01:44:57.000 Even if you have a gun, like, good luck.
01:44:59.000 Like, If you have a 9mm handgun and you run across a grizzly bear, you're dead.
01:45:03.000 It's not going to be enough firepower.
01:45:03.000 Yeah.
01:45:05.000 So, what are you going to hit that thing with?
01:45:05.000 No.
01:45:08.000 Well, they have rocks.
01:45:08.000 So, you know, that's good.
01:45:10.000 Rocks and spears.
01:45:10.000 Yeah.
01:45:11.000 Rocks.
01:45:12.000 Oh, rocks.
01:45:13.000 I mean, when they first started coming across, did they even have fucking bows and arrows yet?
01:45:17.000 I don't know.
01:45:18.000 Yeah.
01:45:18.000 But they, I mean, spears for sure.
01:45:20.000 But like that.
01:45:21.000 But then there's the real question Is that the only way people got here?
01:45:26.000 Right.
01:45:27.000 When you see the White Sands footprints that are 22,000 years old.
01:45:30.000 And you start going, okay, well, this predates the Ice Age.
01:45:33.000 Now, it's before any humans were known anywhere in the New World.
01:45:37.000 Yeah, so it's like, well, what's going on there?
01:45:38.000 Right.
01:45:39.000 Because this is actual human footprints that have been dated to 22,000 years ago.
01:45:43.000 And that's just all we found.
01:45:43.000 Yeah.
01:45:45.000 Yeah.
01:45:45.000 That's just because they left footprints.
01:45:45.000 Right.
01:45:47.000 Yeah.
01:45:47.000 Like, that doesn't mean there wasn't something there 50,000 years before or 100,000 years before.
01:45:51.000 Exactly.
01:45:51.000 Exactly.
01:45:52.000 And then there's in Mexico this evidence that looks like predation on mammoth bones by humans.
01:46:00.000 Like spearheads and things?
01:46:00.000 Oh, really?
01:46:01.000 Carvings into mammoth bones.
01:46:04.000 Bones and looks like they're broken open to get marrow.
01:46:06.000 Oh, interesting.
01:46:07.000 Very disputed, right?
01:46:08.000 Because there's also some people that think it could have been like some rocks falling on the bones.
01:46:13.000 Sure, sure, sure.
01:46:14.000 I'm not sure how this is happening, but it does think that.
01:46:17.000 Oh, let me write this up for Joe.
01:46:19.000 Fuck off.
01:46:20.000 I'm going to have to figure something out.
01:46:22.000 I might have to erase some stuff.
01:46:23.000 We're going to have to get a separate computer that we only use for perplexity.
01:46:29.000 Oh, sorry.
01:46:29.000 What is the question?
01:46:31.000 Well, how would humans have contested short faced bears on the Bering Strait?
01:46:34.000 Let me write this up for Joe.
01:46:34.000 Look at it.
01:46:35.000 Fuck off.
01:46:36.000 Man, like a baby, ground into the actual evidence that all of monster bears kept humans out of North America doesn't hold up any longer, apparently.
01:46:45.000 Hmm, uh, humans, yeah.
01:46:47.000 When I was talking, people said it was a myth that someone, a scientist, sort of commented on a paper that doesn't necessarily, he could have thought that, but they didn't really have evidence for it, I guess.
01:46:57.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:46:58.000 Like, the idea of a bear line, no.
01:47:01.000 Because the problem is bears, they would have to eat so much to sustain that kind of mass that there couldn't really have been a lot of them.
01:47:10.000 No, but it sure makes sense that they were predating upon people when they came across.
01:47:14.000 Oh, hold up, hold up.
01:47:15.000 Go back up here.
01:47:17.000 This guy's saying something kooky.
01:47:18.000 He's saying that a hypercarnivore built for pacing long distance, he argued that it was primarily a scavenger using its size, sense of smell, and long legged gait to klepto parasitize kills from lions, direwolves, and scimitar cats rather than the rundown prey itself.
01:47:40.000 That doesn't even make sense.
01:47:41.000 Long legged gait would make it faster.
01:47:44.000 I heard about this.
01:47:46.000 So, yeah, the theory is that a short faced bear would come in and rob a kill, like basically what a hyena does to lions.
01:47:52.000 Or what wolves do to mountain lions.
01:47:53.000 Yes, but I think it, to me, it doesn't add up.
01:47:56.000 Well, you know, grizzly bears chase down moose and kill them.
01:48:00.000 There's plenty of video.
01:48:01.000 I watched a video yesterday of it.
01:48:03.000 They've also shown now that hyenas are incredibly efficient predators.
01:48:06.000 And until like 10 years ago, we thought hyenas were only scavengers or 50.
01:48:10.000 I mean, it's longer than that, but you know what I mean?
01:48:11.000 Right.
01:48:12.000 Now they show they have like a 30% success rate, which is very high.
01:48:15.000 Yeah, there's no reason why they wouldn't be if they're carnivores.
01:48:18.000 Like, why would they be completely reliant on other animals to do the work for them when they have that kind of biting power?
01:48:23.000 They.
01:48:24.000 They're just opportunistic, like all carnivores.
01:48:26.000 And they move as packs.
01:48:27.000 Yeah.
01:48:27.000 They work as pack animals, so they kind of move like dogs.
01:48:30.000 If you're going to get food, get food.
01:48:32.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:48:33.000 If you can kill it, kill it.
01:48:34.000 If you can fight something off for it, fight something off for it.
01:48:36.000 Like, it doesn't really matter.
01:48:37.000 That's how carnivores are.
01:48:39.000 What is this, Jane?
01:48:40.000 What are you saying?
01:48:40.000 It says this is how they hunted brown bears.
01:48:42.000 They probably would have done it the same way.
01:48:43.000 Oh, get them in the dens.
01:48:44.000 And then, yeah, burn it, burn the entrance with fire, probably kill the babies.
01:48:49.000 Right.
01:48:50.000 But that's if you had access to fire.
01:48:52.000 They had an addle addle and a spear at best, and maybe some fire that they could maybe move.
01:48:57.000 You know how close you have to be to hit something with an addle addle?
01:49:01.000 Yeah.
01:49:01.000 Okay.
01:49:03.000 There's some videos that are really interesting where they're showing people realistic scenarios where a bear is charging you.
01:49:10.000 Oh, and they pulled a miss out?
01:49:11.000 Yeah.
01:49:12.000 Showing bear spray and guns, like showing them, like imagine you have a 10 millimeter semi automatic pistol and you have to rack it.
01:49:21.000 So you have to rack a slide.
01:49:23.000 So the bear's coming.
01:49:24.000 You have to draw the gun, rack it, take the safety off, and then point it towards the animal and squeeze it to earth.
01:49:30.000 You're done.
01:49:30.000 You're dead.
01:49:31.000 You're already dead.
01:49:32.000 It's like that.
01:49:33.000 It has to be like 100 yards away from you as it starts running for you to get a shot off.
01:49:38.000 I think the idea is the bear gives you some sign.
01:49:41.000 Look at that bullshit ass thing.
01:49:45.000 I've tried one.
01:49:46.000 It is impossible to throw accurately.
01:49:49.000 Well, that's true, but you're not practiced in it.
01:49:52.000 No, of course not.
01:49:52.000 No.
01:49:53.000 I mean, I've seen people that are super accurate with spears.
01:49:53.000 Yeah.
01:49:57.000 Isn't your buddy Adam Greentree?
01:49:58.000 Doesn't he do the atlattle?
01:50:01.000 He might.
01:50:01.000 He's such a psycho.
01:50:02.000 I think I've seen him talk to you.
01:50:05.000 He probably knows how to do it.
01:50:07.000 Yeah.
01:50:07.000 But I mean, it's not a good weapon.
01:50:10.000 No.
01:50:10.000 I mean, it's definitely better than no weapon.
01:50:12.000 But I mean, what's the advantage over throwing a spear?
01:50:14.000 It just goes further?
01:50:16.000 Mechanical leverage.
01:50:16.000 Yeah.
01:50:17.000 So I have a thing like that for my dog.
01:50:20.000 It's like a thing.
01:50:22.000 The ball.
01:50:23.000 That has a ball on the end of it.
01:50:24.000 And it's so easy to not blow your shoulder out.
01:50:27.000 You can throw it pretty fucking far.
01:50:28.000 Right.
01:50:29.000 And every time I do it, I was like, wow.
01:50:32.000 Of course, this is way better.
01:50:33.000 So you have this extra leverage with this thing.
01:50:33.000 Yes.
01:50:36.000 And then also you can kind of whip it with your wrists and you get all this action with the ball.
01:50:40.000 You would do the same thing with a spear, with a dart a ladle.
01:50:43.000 Makes sense.
01:50:44.000 Makes sense.
01:50:44.000 Seems hard to be accurate, though.
01:50:44.000 Yeah.
01:50:46.000 Well, it's hard to be accurate.
01:50:46.000 Super hard.
01:50:48.000 With a traditional bow.
01:50:49.000 Right.
01:50:49.000 You know, it's so hard.
01:50:50.000 Like, I, you know, I shoot a compound bow.
01:50:54.000 And a compound bow is, there's so much technology involved.
01:50:59.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:00.000 First of all, I have a laser range finder and I'll range something.
01:51:03.000 It says 52 yards.
01:51:04.000 Then I go to my sight tape that's on my sight on my bow and I dial it to 52 yards because I use archery software that measures the weight of my arrow.
01:51:17.000 So I have this 500 grain arrow and then it has this.
01:51:20.000 Speed per second, so it's 390 feet per second from a 500 grain arrow.
01:51:24.000 Yeah.
01:51:24.000 And then I put it into this computer and it spits out a sight tape so that I can move my pins specifically so I could put it in a quarter at 52 yards if I was accurate enough.
01:51:35.000 I'm not.
01:51:36.000 No one really is.
01:51:36.000 Sure.
01:51:37.000 Except like really excellent world class archers.
01:51:39.000 Sure.
01:51:40.000 With a traditional bow, you're just guessing.
01:51:42.000 Yeah.
01:51:43.000 So you're just guessing the arc of the arrow.
01:51:45.000 And then you have to think okay, I'm buying arrows, right?
01:51:49.000 That are made by a guy who's measuring them.
01:51:52.000 They're all down to like, They're within two grains of each other, and I have like inserts.
01:51:57.000 My front of center is very high.
01:51:59.000 Perfect aerodynamics.
01:52:00.000 And they're made out of carbon fiber.
01:52:03.000 These fucking arrows, they're making them by hand.
01:52:06.000 And then they're making the arrowheads by hand.
01:52:08.000 So they could be off each one of them.
01:52:11.000 So you're just guessing where that fucking arrow is going to go.
01:52:14.000 And you have to shoot every day to get a real sense of like what the drop is at a certain distance.
01:52:20.000 And then you have to kind of judge how far is he?
01:52:22.000 Is he 20 yards?
01:52:23.000 30 yards?
01:52:24.000 Is he 50 yards?
01:52:26.000 So, even with modern traditional bows, and that sounds like a.
01:52:30.000 Yeah, I know what you mean.
01:52:31.000 Yeah.
01:52:31.000 Recurves and long bows.
01:52:32.000 Right.
01:52:33.000 Yeah.
01:52:33.000 Right.
01:52:33.000 I mean, that sounds like an oxymoron, but they are still traditional in the sense of you're not using cams.
01:52:40.000 Right.
01:52:40.000 Yeah.
01:52:40.000 You don't have like a cam that rolls over and it's a mechanical advantage and fiberglass limbs and all this jazz.
01:52:46.000 You're using like wood still.
01:52:48.000 Right.
01:52:49.000 Even with those things, you're still buying arrows and the arrows weigh the same amount.
01:52:54.000 Yeah, they're perfect.
01:52:54.000 So, if you did that over and over again in your yard.
01:52:58.000 You did it every day for three hours a day.
01:53:00.000 You would get a sense of how far.
01:53:02.000 And then, if you did it a bunch, you'd get an idea of judging distances.
01:53:08.000 And there's like little tricks.
01:53:09.000 There's certain archery tournaments where you're not allowed to use a rangefinder.
01:53:09.000 Sure.
01:53:13.000 Oh, really?
01:53:13.000 Yeah.
01:53:14.000 And so the idea is you have to develop the skill of being.
01:53:18.000 And I think these tournaments probably started back when rangefinders didn't exist.
01:53:22.000 Yeah.
01:53:23.000 And then when rangefinders did exist, they're like, nah, that's cheating.
01:53:26.000 Yeah, keep that out.
01:53:27.000 And then the targets are at various.
01:53:27.000 Right.
01:53:28.000 Yes.
01:53:29.000 And so guys develop a very good.
01:53:34.000 Way of measuring distance.
01:53:35.000 Sure.
01:53:36.000 And what essentially they do is they can pretty accurately judge five yards and then they double that and then they triple that and then they try to figure it and they get within like 10 or 15 yards.
01:53:45.000 But you know, that's a lot.
01:53:45.000 Sure.
01:53:47.000 Even with a compound bow, you know, that drop of 10 or 15 yards is pretty significant.
01:53:53.000 Even something that's going 300 feet a second.
01:53:55.000 But when you're doing with a fucking wooden arrow that you made yourself with a stone tip like one of these bad boys, I have one here somewhere, somewhere on this desk.
01:54:05.000 Yeah.
01:54:07.000 Here it is.
01:54:08.000 So, like, somebody made that.
01:54:10.000 So, if you make that one and then somebody else makes one right next to it, it might be 15 grains different.
01:54:15.000 It might be 50 grains different.
01:54:16.000 And the aerodynamics are different.
01:54:18.000 Like, the flint napping is completely different.
01:54:20.000 Yeah.
01:54:21.000 Yeah.
01:54:21.000 This thing's not very good.
01:54:23.000 That's not good.
01:54:24.000 That thing would plane like a motherfucker if you shot it out of a really good bow.
01:54:29.000 And not to mention the stress of if I don't kill this thing, I'm either going to die or I'm not going to eat or, you know, all the other things.
01:54:36.000 And.
01:54:37.000 You have a 15 foot bear.
01:54:38.000 Right, right.
01:54:40.000 Probably bigger.
01:54:41.000 Like, what is the height of a short faced bear or the length?
01:54:45.000 Like, what is a big short faced bear?
01:54:47.000 You've seen those caves they have in like Missouri where there's still claw marks from short faced bears and things.
01:54:53.000 Really?
01:54:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:54:54.000 You can go visit like middens of them in Missouri where they used to live.
01:54:57.000 They're locked out a cave, like a den?
01:54:59.000 Where they lived in dens and you could see their claw marks in the mud and everything else.
01:54:59.000 Yeah.
01:55:03.000 It's amazing.
01:55:05.000 11 to 12 feet.
01:55:06.000 11 to 12 feet.
01:55:08.000 I think they probably have to be bigger than that because Kodiak bears get that big.
01:55:13.000 Kodiak bears can get 12 feet.
01:55:15.000 Do they get that big?
01:55:16.000 Kodiak?
01:55:16.000 Yeah.
01:55:17.000 Yeah.
01:55:18.000 I mean, maybe they're measuring them squirrely because, you know, like a lot of times they measure stuff to try to make it seem bigger.
01:55:23.000 So, what is the largest Kodiak bear ever killed?
01:55:27.000 Let's look that up.
01:55:29.000 Largest Kodiak bear.
01:55:34.000 Largest Kodiak bear ever killed.
01:55:38.000 Ever recorded.
01:55:39.000 There you go.
01:55:39.000 Recorded the same thing.
01:55:42.000 They have it by weight.
01:55:42.000 Okay.
01:55:45.000 It's 1,656 pounds, which is, by the way,.
01:55:50.000 Holy shit.
01:55:51.000 Insane.
01:55:52.000 Yeah.
01:55:52.000 Nearly a one ton bear.
01:55:54.000 Yeah.
01:55:55.000 That's so crazy.
01:55:57.000 The hind foot measured 18 inches.
01:55:59.000 Oh, God.
01:56:01.000 How long was it?
01:56:01.000 How tall was it?
01:56:02.000 There was 500 pounds more than that.
01:56:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:56:06.000 What?
01:56:06.000 Over a ton.
01:56:07.000 In a zoo?
01:56:08.000 Yeah.
01:56:08.000 It was a zoo, yeah.
01:56:09.000 Oh, my God.
01:56:09.000 But he might have been fat.
01:56:10.000 He was fat.
01:56:11.000 He might have been a short fatzo.
01:56:17.000 What is the longest.
01:56:19.000 The largest length.
01:56:21.000 I'm pretty sure he's sitting.
01:56:22.000 I think I've seen this bear, and he's sitting in the Anchorage airport when you land there.
01:56:26.000 Oh, there's a big one.
01:56:26.000 Is that that bear?
01:56:27.000 I think that's the largest bear ever.
01:56:28.000 I've seen that.
01:56:29.000 Yeah.
01:56:29.000 I've seen that in Anchorage.
01:56:31.000 That thing's nuts.
01:56:32.000 At the airport there?
01:56:34.000 Yeah.
01:56:34.000 Yeah.
01:56:35.000 It's in like a glass case or something?
01:56:36.000 Yeah.
01:56:37.000 I'm pretty sure that's the biggest bear ever shot.
01:56:40.000 Look at that one.
01:56:41.000 Ever recorded.
01:56:42.000 2,130 pounds.
01:56:45.000 No length measurements anywhere.
01:56:47.000 That's not saying how.
01:56:48.000 That is so big.
01:56:50.000 That's so crazy.
01:56:52.000 The short faced bear, they don't even really know how much it weighed.
01:56:56.000 They're just basing it on the bones.
01:56:57.000 Yeah, right.
01:56:58.000 They don't have a dead one.
01:56:59.000 No.
01:57:01.000 So, that photo up there, that's Fred Bear with his 1962 world record Alaskan bear.
01:57:06.000 Go back to that photo that you just were at before.
01:57:10.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:57:11.000 That's his stuffed bear.
01:57:13.000 He shot that with an old bullshit bow.
01:57:13.000 Jeez.
01:57:15.000 Yeah.
01:57:16.000 Look at his bow.
01:57:17.000 The recurve bow, yeah.
01:57:18.000 That bow sucks.
01:57:19.000 Wooden arrows.
01:57:21.000 Jeez.
01:57:22.000 That's so crazy.
01:57:23.000 He was the first modern bow hunter.
01:57:27.000 Oh, really?
01:57:27.000 Yeah.
01:57:28.000 I mean, he's the guy who popularized bow hunting.
01:57:30.000 Fred Bear's a legend in the bow hunting world.
01:57:34.000 And I mean, you got to think, how good does life have to be where you go, let's try to do something that people used to do before guns?
01:57:43.000 Yeah, just because.
01:57:44.000 It wasn't really a thing that people practiced.
01:57:47.000 Right.
01:57:49.000 Food had to be so readily available that we had to say, let's make it harder.
01:57:53.000 Yeah, go backwards.
01:57:54.000 Yeah.
01:57:55.000 Let's have so much food.
01:57:56.000 Let's make it more difficult.
01:57:59.000 And then there are guys today that don't like compound bows because they're too easy.
01:58:04.000 Yeah, they're using recurve only.
01:58:06.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
01:58:07.000 My friend Aaron Snyder, who's a world famous bow hunter, went back to using a recurve bow.
01:58:13.000 Really?
01:58:13.000 Because it was killing too many things with a compound bow.
01:58:15.000 It felt like it was too easy.
01:58:16.000 But that's what happens, right?
01:58:17.000 These guys master their craft when they spend all that time on it.
01:58:21.000 And then they're like, how do I make the challenge harder on myself?
01:58:23.000 Also, they're competing with other world class bow hunters.
01:58:27.000 Like, they're all like, who's the man?
01:58:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:30.000 Bit of an ego stroke there.
01:58:31.000 Yeah, there's a little bit of that, but it's also like that's how they get good in the first place.
01:58:35.000 Like, there's a weird thing about people in competition.
01:58:38.000 You can say competition is bad.
01:58:39.000 Like, okay, are you saying that on your phone?
01:58:41.000 Because how do you think you got a phone?
01:58:43.000 You got a phone because somebody's competing against other people and they developed a phone.
01:58:47.000 It's just a different kind of competition.
01:58:48.000 I think competition is essential to human culture.
01:58:52.000 It's certainly essential to progress.
01:58:53.000 Yeah.
01:58:54.000 And this is why socialism is never going to work.
01:58:56.000 Yeah.
01:58:56.000 You've got to reward people.
01:58:58.000 Yeah.
01:58:58.000 And if they're not rewarded, they're not going to work hard enough to do anything really spectacular.
01:59:02.000 Why bother?
01:59:02.000 So you're never going to get a laptop.
01:59:03.000 It would have never happened.
01:59:04.000 Yeah.
01:59:05.000 You would have never had high speed internet.
01:59:06.000 Yeah.
01:59:06.000 Somebody has to profit wildly.
01:59:09.000 Yes.
01:59:09.000 For them to be enthusiastic about spending 17 hours a day making something like that.
01:59:14.000 But that's the joy of competition paying off.
01:59:16.000 Yeah.
01:59:16.000 It's like, I know not so much with bow hunting, but if you're competitive as a person to the point that you succeed the most at developing a phone or a cup or whatever it happens to be, you win and you get paid the most.
01:59:16.000 Right.
01:59:26.000 We just have to have regulations to make sure that those people don't run amok and then take over entire countries and become a monopoly.
01:59:33.000 Yeah.
01:59:33.000 Yeah.
01:59:34.000 You know, like what was going on with Microsoft in the 1990s?
01:59:36.000 You remember all those?
01:59:37.000 Remember that?
01:59:38.000 No.
01:59:38.000 What was, how were they taking over?
01:59:40.000 Bill Gates was a maniac.
01:59:41.000 Like, but before, people think of Bill Gates now.
01:59:45.000 Well, now I think COVID kind of ruined his.
01:59:48.000 People's impressions of him can now they think of him as a vaccine pusher, but also as a philanthro capitalist where he's doing philanthropy that makes millions and millions of dollars for him.
01:59:57.000 Didn't he also put out that anti protein film?
02:00:00.000 Wasn't that him?
02:00:01.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
02:00:02.000 I think Bill Gates' wife.
02:00:03.000 Is that a protein film?
02:00:04.000 Bill Gates, correct me if I'm wrong, but Bill Gates' wife is vegan, I believe, and he funded like some Netflix documentary all on how like bodybuilders get huge without protein.
02:00:14.000 Are you thinking about James Cameron?
02:00:16.000 Am I thinking about James Cameron?
02:00:17.000 I know James Cameron's wife is.
02:00:20.000 I might be mixing them up.
02:00:21.000 You're talking about game changers, the vegan documentary.
02:00:24.000 Yes.
02:00:25.000 Yeah.
02:00:25.000 With the huge jacked guy being like, I never touch protein.
02:00:29.000 It turns out the problem, I think, if you're looking at that from an ethical perspective and you're saying factory farming is bad, I'm on your page.
02:00:38.000 I'm with you.
02:00:38.000 Totally.
02:00:39.000 But that had an agenda.
02:00:40.000 But yeah, it was a clear agenda.
02:00:42.000 Also, just not accurate.
02:00:44.000 Anyway, I pirated your thing on Bill Gates, though.
02:00:46.000 So the point was during the 1990s, he was.
02:00:46.000 Sorry.
02:00:52.000 There were all these trials where they had these monopolistic practices.
02:00:57.000 Okay.
02:00:57.000 And they were buying up competition or destroying competition.
02:01:03.000 Just anybody that developed any computer, any.
02:01:05.000 Yeah.
02:01:06.000 Anybody developed browsers that competed with Microsoft stuff.
02:01:11.000 Yeah.
02:01:11.000 Here is landmark 1990s trials referred to United States versus Microsoft Corporation.
02:01:16.000 Massive antitrust lawsuit filed by U.S. Department of Justice in 20 states.
02:01:21.000 Key elements included browser war.
02:01:23.000 Integration, the antitrust ruling, and the appellate settlement.
02:01:28.000 And so everybody in the 90s thought of him as this guy who is this like ruthless capitalist that was trying to destroy all the competition.
02:01:37.000 Okay.
02:01:38.000 So he kind of reinvented himself.
02:01:39.000 Gotcha.
02:01:40.000 And the way he reinvented himself is, first of all, he donated an enormous amount of money to the media.
02:01:48.000 So to NBC, CBS, CNN, all these different companies.
02:01:50.000 They gave him hundreds of millions of dollars.
02:01:52.000 Just to fluff them, basically.
02:01:53.000 Just to kind of say, Guys, I'm your friend.
02:01:55.000 I'm your buddy over here.
02:01:57.000 And then he developed the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and they were really concerned with global health.
02:02:03.000 Oh my God.
02:02:05.000 Dude, do you know what they did in the Caborbasa Delta with their mosquito nets?
02:02:09.000 Why would you?
02:02:10.000 But do you know what I'm talking about at all?
02:02:12.000 No, what'd they do?
02:02:13.000 Dude, I'm going to go on a fucking tirade here.
02:02:15.000 Please do.
02:02:16.000 Okay.
02:02:17.000 So the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation decided that there was too much malaria in Africa, right?
02:02:22.000 Which you and I could probably agree with.
02:02:23.000 Malaria is bad.
02:02:25.000 So what did they do?
02:02:26.000 They gave all of these people living in tribal villages.
02:02:29.000 I totally pirated your thing.
02:02:30.000 I'm sorry, but I'm going to go on a fucking rant here.
02:02:33.000 They gave all these people living in the Cabo Ribasa Delta, which is the breadbasket of the Zambezi Valley, meaning like where more fish are born.
02:02:41.000 It's a nursery for fish, right?
02:02:44.000 Not just there, but this is a good micro example.
02:02:45.000 They gave millions of mosquito nets out to all these people to avoid malaria.
02:02:49.000 Guess what the people who are starving to death did with their mosquito nets?
02:02:55.000 They fished with them.
02:02:55.000 They fished with them.
02:02:56.000 Mosquito net has a hole that is so small that a mosquito can't get through.
02:03:00.000 So guess what?
02:03:01.000 These mosquito nets now indiscriminately catch tiny baby fish.
02:03:05.000 In areas like Kaborabasa, where the fish go to breed and reproduce and populate.
02:03:11.000 So now all of a sudden, you have thousands and thousands of people that have been handed nets that have been living one way for hundreds of thousands of years.
02:03:19.000 They don't give a shit about malaria.
02:03:20.000 They have their own way of dealing with malaria.
02:03:21.000 They sit in smoky huts at night.
02:03:23.000 They sleep with a campfire, everything else.
02:03:25.000 Yes, they still get malaria, some of them, but they deal with it their own way.
02:03:29.000 Bill Melinda Gates Foundation come in, hand out millions of mosquito nets, absolutely collapse the entire population of fish.
02:03:37.000 That feed millions of people because these people just take the nets and fish all the baby fish out so that those fish don't grow up to make substantial protein sources.
02:03:46.000 So now these wonderful philanthropists that have given out millions of nets have destroyed an ecosystem, crashed a fish population, and created widespread hunger for people that otherwise had plenty of resources.
02:03:58.000 All because they were trying to help with their mosquito nets.
02:04:01.000 Oh, God.
02:04:02.000 It's just like it's a fucking disaster, dude.
02:04:04.000 They've taken such a rich and important part of Africa, one of the most abundant freshwater fisheries in the world.
02:04:11.000 And destroyed it because they're helping by handing out mosquito nets.
02:04:15.000 Good God.
02:04:16.000 Yeah, I know.
02:04:17.000 Sorry, I told you I'd go on a rent, but it's like, it's so bad what's happened over there.
02:04:21.000 And they're still giving out mosquito nets, by the way.
02:04:23.000 And you literally watch these guys line up, take a mosquito net, and it never goes in their house.
02:04:28.000 It goes straight to catching fish that are this big for them to eat.
02:04:31.000 Oh, God.
02:04:33.000 Sorry.
02:04:33.000 No, I mean, it's just crazy.
02:04:34.000 You just feel bad for them, too.
02:04:36.000 It's like, can't you just double up the net thing and just get them other nets, too?
02:04:41.000 Like, say, hey, guys.
02:04:42.000 That's what happened in 2018.
02:04:43.000 They got the new nets.
02:04:45.000 Oh.
02:04:45.000 Is that what it says?
02:04:45.000 That's what I'm looking at the thing.
02:04:47.000 Yeah.
02:04:48.000 I'm trying to find out other information.
02:04:49.000 It just totally ruined.
02:04:50.000 It crashed the ecosystem.
02:04:52.000 It completely crashed it.
02:04:53.000 And it created widespread hunger in a place that had no hunger.
02:04:57.000 So now you have people with malaria and hunger.
02:05:00.000 God.
02:05:01.000 And it's like done from a place of good intent, or maybe it isn't.
02:05:03.000 And I think that's where you were going.
02:05:05.000 But I don't think it is.
02:05:07.000 I think it's a ruse.
02:05:07.000 Yeah.
02:05:09.000 And I think what a lot of it is is this thing like we are doing philanthropy.
02:05:15.000 Yeah.
02:05:15.000 But then you go, oh, but you're profiting.
02:05:18.000 You're making hundreds of millions of dollars from this philanthropy, right?
02:05:21.000 Yeah.
02:05:21.000 Because you're buying Goodwill.
02:05:22.000 And you're also on television promoting vaccines.
02:05:25.000 Like, why are you?
02:05:26.000 You're a guy who didn't even graduate college.
02:05:29.000 Like, I don't know.
02:05:29.000 Yeah.
02:05:30.000 I mean, I don't even know if you made it out of high school.
02:05:32.000 Like, he's a weird guy.
02:05:34.000 He's obviously very smart.
02:05:35.000 Yeah, of course.
02:05:36.000 But why?
02:05:37.000 You're not a health expert.
02:05:38.000 And you look like shit.
02:05:39.000 Like, why are you promoting health?
02:05:41.000 Like, this is great.
02:05:41.000 Yeah.
02:05:42.000 Global health.
02:05:43.000 Yeah.
02:05:44.000 Like, just a fucking weird guy, man.
02:05:46.000 Yeah.
02:05:46.000 The weirdest thing, have you ever seen the.
02:05:48.000 You know, he was obviously friends with Jeffrey Epstein or communicated with him and had some sort of a relationship.
02:05:54.000 Gates did?
02:05:54.000 Yes.
02:05:55.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:55.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
02:05:56.000 It's popular.
02:05:57.000 Gotcha.
02:05:57.000 Well known.
02:05:58.000 I feel like everybody is connected to Epstein now.
02:06:01.000 Like, I've lost track of what he was doing.
02:06:02.000 A lot of people were.
02:06:03.000 But the craziest conversation was there was a woman who was asking him, did he regret his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein?
02:06:10.000 And he's just trying to say that the only reason why he talked to Jeffrey Epstein because Jeffrey Epstein was going to donate money to his philanthropy and all the different things that he's involved in.
02:06:21.000 But it didn't work out, and I do regret it.
02:06:25.000 And she said, Did you?
02:06:26.000 I forget what her question was, but Gates says, Well, he's dead now, so there's that.
02:06:35.000 There's something about it, you've got to be careful.
02:06:39.000 It's like a weird, veiled threat.
02:06:42.000 It's very odd the way he answers the question.
02:06:46.000 Essentially saying that I'm reading it like you got whacked.
02:06:51.000 That's what I'm reading.
02:06:52.000 Interesting.
02:06:53.000 Weird.
02:06:54.000 Find that.
02:06:55.000 I'm sure.
02:06:56.000 Well, you find that.
02:06:57.000 I was talking to some buddies about this, just like standard bro chat.
02:07:01.000 If Epstein happened today, right, and you had no knowledge of the weird stuff going on on the island, like you would be invited.
02:07:07.000 You know what I mean?
02:07:08.000 They'd be like, hey, Joe.
02:07:09.000 Dude, they did invite me.
02:07:10.000 Oh, really?
02:07:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:07:12.000 2017.
02:07:12.000 To the island?
02:07:13.000 I'm like, not to specifically.
02:07:16.000 Yeah.
02:07:16.000 But to meet Epstein.
02:07:17.000 But that's what I'm saying.
02:07:18.000 And I was like, what?
02:07:19.000 If that happened today, some guy came to me.
02:07:21.000 Oh, sorry.
02:07:22.000 Hold on.
02:07:22.000 Let's do it.
02:07:23.000 It was reported at that time that you had a number of meetings with Jeffrey Epstein, who, when you met him, 10 years ago, he was convicted of soliciting prostitution from minors.
02:07:37.000 What did you know about him when you were meeting with him, as you've said yourself, in the hopes of raising money?
02:07:44.000 You know, I had dinners with him.
02:07:47.000 I regret doing that.
02:07:50.000 He had relationships with people he said, you know, would give to global health, which is an interest I have.
02:07:58.000 You know, not nearly enough philanthropy goes in that direction.
02:08:02.000 You know, those meetings.
02:08:04.000 Were a mistake.
02:08:05.000 They didn't result in what he purported, and I cut them off.
02:08:10.000 You know, that goes back a long time ago now.
02:08:14.000 There's, you know, so there's nothing new on that.
02:08:16.000 It was reported that you continued to meet with him over several years, and that, in other words, a number of meetings.
02:08:26.000 What did you do when you found out about his background?
02:08:30.000 Well, you know, I've said I regretted having those dinners.
02:08:36.000 And there's nothing, absolutely nothing new on that.
02:08:39.000 Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else looking at this?
02:08:45.000 Well, he's dead.
02:08:46.000 So, you know, in general, you always have to be careful.
02:08:53.000 And, you know, I'm very proud of what we've done in philanthropy, very proud of the work of the foundation.
02:09:01.000 Listen, first of all, it's a record scratcher.
02:09:01.000 Weird.
02:09:04.000 You have billions of dollars.
02:09:07.000 Right.
02:09:08.000 And this guy didn't give you money for years.
02:09:10.000 Right.
02:09:10.000 And you still give him money for years.
02:09:12.000 You kept meeting him.
02:09:13.000 What about your money?
02:09:14.000 What is he going to give you?
02:09:16.000 How much does he have?
02:09:17.000 Especially compared to Bill Gates.
02:09:19.000 But he also probably doesn't have a fraction of what you have, right?
02:09:22.000 So if Elon started hitting me up to donate money to something, I'd be like, hey, bitch, why don't you?
02:09:28.000 Dude, do you know how much money you have?
02:09:29.000 You have so much money.
02:09:30.000 Why would you ask me?
02:09:31.000 I'm the wrong guy.
02:09:32.000 If he kept meeting with me for years, for years, to try to get me to donate, it's kind of similar, right?
02:09:38.000 This is what we're talking about.
02:09:39.000 He's a billionaire.
02:09:41.000 Right.
02:09:41.000 Like hundreds of billions of dollars.
02:09:43.000 Yeah.
02:09:44.000 None of it makes any sense.
02:09:44.000 The guy was providing a party for rich people.
02:09:47.000 That's what he was doing.
02:09:48.000 He was providing a way where these rich people can fucking let their hair down and have a good old time and do Coke or whatever they did.
02:09:55.000 That's all it was, really, right?
02:09:57.000 It was just like, come, but the party had no rules, and that's what makes it.
02:10:01.000 I'm just guessing.
02:10:02.000 I'm just guessing.
02:10:03.000 But I had a guy who tried to get me to meet him in 2017.
02:10:06.000 In L.A. or where?
02:10:07.000 Oh, I was in L.A. when he reached out to me.
02:10:10.000 Epstein appeared to have drafted himself.
02:10:13.000 Claiming Gates had.
02:10:15.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:10:16.000 Like he wrote it to himself.
02:10:18.000 Right.
02:10:18.000 This is an email that Epstein appears to have drafted to himself claiming that Gates had contracted an STI from encounters with Russian girls.
02:10:26.000 And he hid antibiotics from Melinda.
02:10:28.000 Gates said the emails were never sent and are false.
02:10:33.000 His spokesman called them absolutely absurd.
02:10:36.000 So absurd that someone could get an STD from a Russian girl.
02:10:41.000 Gates has separately admitted to affairs with two Russian women and with a Microsoft employee, but says none of them are connected to Epstein or his victims.
02:10:50.000 Some people say those emails were like a journal he was keeping.
02:10:53.000 Why would you keep emails?
02:10:56.000 He wrote on an iPad all the time, apparently.
02:10:58.000 That's why the typos were so bad.
02:10:59.000 And he just liked email.
02:11:02.000 I mean, imagine that's your journal, but why would you do that?
02:11:05.000 Why would you make up a story about a guy having STDs?
02:11:09.000 I think more likely because there was a rumor, and this is an unsubstantiated rumor, I want to be real clear, that Epstein was trying to blackmail Gates with some story about a bridge player that he was having an affair with.
02:11:24.000 Oh, interesting.
02:11:25.000 A really hot Russian bridge player.
02:11:27.000 I also think they've intentionally flooded the internet with so much misinformation.
02:11:32.000 Perhaps, but my point was.
02:11:34.000 If he could have drafted that email, which was never sent, and then sent the draft to Bill Gates or showed it to him and say, What do you think about this?
02:11:44.000 Because I could just.
02:11:45.000 If you don't, yeah.
02:11:47.000 How about you shut the fuck up?
02:11:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:11:48.000 How about you give me some money?
02:11:50.000 How about you, you know?
02:11:51.000 It's a ball play.
02:11:53.000 There was a bunch of people that gave him a lot of money.
02:11:55.000 They gave Epstein a lot of money?
02:11:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:11:57.000 In fact, the guy, the Victoria's Secrets guy, gave him a house.
02:12:01.000 He gave him a house in control of 100% of his finances.
02:12:04.000 So it wasn't just he gave it to him.
02:12:06.000 Oh, 100%.
02:12:08.000 And he goes, I didn't know what he was doing.
02:12:10.000 Wait, so did Epstein fund that house, right?
02:12:12.000 Did he fund the Victoria's Secret guy to start Victoria's Secret?
02:12:14.000 No.
02:12:16.000 That's how he got involved after that guy's.
02:12:19.000 This goes real deep.
02:12:20.000 So, Columbus, this guy got.
02:12:22.000 He was going to go to talk to the IRS about specifically what I don't know, 1984, but he was like the tax guy for that company.
02:12:28.000 He was murdered in a mob hit style hit.
02:12:31.000 Dude, this is why I like this podcast.
02:12:32.000 I'm just like an animal nerd.
02:12:33.000 I like talking about snakes and I'm like finding out about Victoria's Secret and Epstein and shit.
02:12:38.000 Well, I mean, it's.
02:12:40.000 What the human animal does.
02:12:42.000 The human animal, when it's in these very controlled spaces, where just so let's look at it this way.
02:12:42.000 Yeah.
02:12:49.000 So imagine you're a guy who's, especially if you're a nerd and you know, you were never really good with women when you were in high school or college.
02:12:59.000 So it's awkward.
02:13:00.000 And then all of a sudden you have literally a hundred billion dollars.
02:13:03.000 And you could just get prostitutes anytime you want.
02:13:03.000 Yeah.
02:13:05.000 And I guess if you get the really high end ones, they know how to shut the fuck up.
02:13:09.000 And if you have this.
02:13:09.000 Sure.
02:13:10.000 Friend of yours who's in the Mossad, and that guy can get the best hookers.
02:13:14.000 He's got a fucking island.
02:13:15.000 You go to the island, it's the best.
02:13:16.000 Yeah.
02:13:17.000 We fly, we talk about philanthropy, we fuck.
02:13:19.000 Yeah.
02:13:19.000 It makes sense.
02:13:20.000 I mean, that's what I was saying before.
02:13:21.000 It's like you're just like, it's just a party for a bunch of dorks who can come here with a lot of money.
02:13:25.000 But there's also some weird science connection with him, and that's where it gets really odd is that there's he got that ranch in New Mexico so he could be close to the guys that were working at Los Alamos who were famously not making much money.
02:13:42.000 So he's around these guys and he's talking about going into business with them and giving them this chance to make an insane amount of money.
02:13:50.000 And this is what he did with Eric Weinstein.
02:13:52.000 With Eric Weinstein, he contacted him and they had a meeting and he was trying to get Eric Weinstein to do something with him.
02:13:58.000 And if Eric did it, he had the potential to make an enormous amount of money.
02:14:02.000 And Eric is very wise and he just didn't buy him from the start.
02:14:06.000 He's like, this guy's a construct.
02:14:07.000 He's like, everything about him, he's like, he doesn't know anything about finance.
02:14:10.000 Like he was talking to him, he's like, this guy's a construct.
02:14:12.000 He's not, this is not a real finance guy.
02:14:14.000 He's like, there's something going on.
02:14:14.000 Yeah.
02:14:15.000 The Wheeler and Dealer.
02:14:16.000 So, wait, what was the science they were working on?
02:14:19.000 A bunch of different physicists were connected to him.
02:14:23.000 Epstein reportedly hoped to develop a super race of humans with his DNA.
02:14:28.000 Wow.
02:14:29.000 Wow.
02:14:29.000 What is that from?
02:14:31.000 That's the New York Times.
02:14:32.000 I got a different one of the articles.
02:14:34.000 Oh, my.
02:14:34.000 The recording was the New York Times.
02:14:36.000 That is crazy.
02:14:38.000 But he had a bunch of relationships with some very impressive scientists and physicists.
02:14:45.000 And also oddly connected to the whole UAP world.
02:14:50.000 The whole Los Alamos thing's weird because the.
02:14:54.000 The thing is that he, by buying that ranch in New Mexico, put him close to Los Alamos, which was in New Mexico.
02:15:01.000 And then he had access to all these scientists that were famously underpaid.
02:15:07.000 So these guys were not making much money.
02:15:09.000 And he was this incredibly wealthy guy through no way that anybody could ever rationally explain.
02:15:15.000 It was all weird.
02:15:16.000 And who knows what he was trying to get them to do.
02:15:19.000 He was probably just one of those guys.
02:15:20.000 I mean, you never ended up meeting him, but he was probably just incredibly likable.
02:15:24.000 As a con man, do you know what I mean?
02:15:25.000 You probably sat in a room with him and you're like, wow, this guy's really great.
02:15:28.000 Like, maybe I should give him some money.
02:15:29.000 Maybe I should, like, what a cool guy.
02:15:31.000 And he's just a dirtbag under the veil.
02:15:34.000 We're just speculating, but maybe, maybe also if you have a bunch of really hot Russian chicks that are hanging out with you, that'll do it.
02:15:42.000 You don't need to be that charming.
02:15:43.000 That's so true.
02:15:45.000 You're a billionaire with a bunch of hot Russian chicks.
02:15:45.000 It's so true.
02:15:48.000 And then there's a bunch of people that are willing to hang out with billionaires just because I've seen it where people just get enamored by the fact that someone's insanely wealthy and they want to.
02:15:48.000 Yeah.
02:15:57.000 Go to the party at their house.
02:15:58.000 Like, ooh.
02:15:59.000 But all those people do is work like crazy.
02:16:01.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:16:01.000 They're not fun.
02:16:02.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:16:03.000 I don't know that many.
02:16:04.000 He was.
02:16:05.000 That guy partied hard.
02:16:05.000 That's true.
02:16:06.000 Yeah.
02:16:07.000 Good point.
02:16:07.000 Good point.
02:16:08.000 To be a billionaire, I mean, in most cases, what you have to do is be insanely driven.
02:16:08.000 Yeah.
02:16:14.000 And you have to be that guy that works 18, 20 hours a day and give up all the other things.
02:16:14.000 Yeah.
02:16:19.000 You have to give up all your time.
02:16:19.000 Yeah.
02:16:20.000 Exactly.
02:16:20.000 That becomes your whole life.
02:16:21.000 Yeah.
02:16:22.000 But I think that's also why they wanted a guy like that that could provide them.
02:16:27.000 This is how Eric Weinstein described it.
02:16:29.000 He said he provided them with experiences.
02:16:31.000 Believe.
02:16:32.000 Yeah.
02:16:32.000 That was his, and I think he's right.
02:16:34.000 I think that makes sense.
02:16:35.000 So, I mean, my one and only billionaire friend is that Anadam Bani, that Indian guy I was mentioning.
02:16:39.000 I think it's so cool that he's built this gigantic wildlife rescue.
02:16:42.000 That is pretty dope.
02:16:43.000 That's a great thing to do with money.
02:16:46.000 He's just like, he's a nerd like me.
02:16:47.000 And if he hears this, he's going to be like, thanks a lot.
02:16:49.000 But he's just an animal nerd.
02:16:50.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:16:51.000 He's going to be like, he just loves animals and conservation.
02:16:54.000 And he's like, I have generational wealth that my, you know, it came from his family.
02:16:58.000 His family's like fifth or sixth generation of having huge industry.
02:17:02.000 And he's like, Okay, so with my excess money, I'm going to rescue animals instead of do other, you know, space race.
02:17:08.000 That's very cool.
02:17:09.000 I mean, for me, it's amazing.
02:17:10.000 Yeah, I mean, look, there's nothing wrong with space race stuff, too.
02:17:13.000 It's all fascinating.
02:17:14.000 No, but it's just, it's, and I get it from a perspective of people who think there's not enough money in the world, and then why do these people have so much money, and they should give all their money away?
02:17:25.000 And it's like, ugh, okay.
02:17:27.000 But you could do that all the way down to like $100,000 a year if you really wanted to do it, especially when you compare yourself to everyone else in the world.
02:17:34.000 That's right.
02:17:35.000 We're in the, just living in this country alone, we're in the 1%.
02:17:35.000 That's right.
02:17:39.000 Most people, I think 1% of the world, we look this up, it's like $50,000, $60,000.
02:17:39.000 Right.
02:17:45.000 If you make more than that, you're in the 1% of Earth.
02:17:47.000 Right.
02:17:48.000 And that's the majority of people in the United States.
02:17:50.000 It's crazy.
02:17:50.000 Yeah.
02:17:51.000 So, like, yeah, you're barely getting by in America and you're in the 1% of the world.
02:17:54.000 Exactly.
02:17:54.000 Yeah.
02:17:55.000 Which is wild.
02:17:56.000 It's really wild.
02:17:56.000 It's wild.
02:17:57.000 Yeah.
02:17:57.000 It really is.
02:17:58.000 Yeah.
02:17:59.000 We're the weirdest animal.
02:18:00.000 You should study us.
02:18:01.000 I should.
02:18:02.000 Well, I learned a lot today, I'll tell you what.
02:18:04.000 Yeah, but we're not fun.
02:18:07.000 Like, you study us and you go, oh, God, what are they fucking doing?
02:18:12.000 Whereas you study animals, you're like, oh, fucking cool.
02:18:15.000 They're way more interesting.
02:18:15.000 They're way cooler.
02:18:16.000 More teeth, more claws, more slithering.
02:18:18.000 Well, it's also just the fact that there's so much variety and that they are real.
02:18:24.000 And that they are, then some of them are so strange.
02:18:26.000 How about that new monkey that they just found in the Congo?
02:18:28.000 With the lipstick?
02:18:29.000 See the lipstick?
02:18:29.000 Crazy.
02:18:31.000 His orange mouth.
02:18:32.000 Yeah, it looks like he just ate one of them freeze pops.
02:18:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:18:35.000 Like your kid after, yeah, 100.
02:18:37.000 Dude, it's so cool.
02:18:38.000 And new primate species coming out still.
02:18:40.000 I love that.
02:18:42.000 I think it's so great.
02:18:43.000 Do you believe in the Bondo ape?
02:18:44.000 Do you think that thing is.
02:18:47.000 Yes and no.
02:18:48.000 Like, there's probably likely a group of chimpanzees.
02:18:52.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:18:53.000 That just are more aggressive, that are a social construct.
02:18:56.000 And are larger.
02:18:57.000 And are larger.
02:18:58.000 But it doesn't mean that it's like this, you know, because they have the whole thing about them being lion killing apes and all this other stuff.
02:19:04.000 There's probably a family troop, a group.
02:19:07.000 And you know, they're in war now.
02:19:08.000 Have you read about this?
02:19:10.000 Yeah.
02:19:10.000 So I think that the Bondo ape is real in the sense of there is probably an isolated larger group of chimps that just act like chimps.
02:19:18.000 That have gotten to the same level.
02:19:19.000 The thing about this chimp, though, is they said that their skulls are different.
02:19:21.000 Yeah, the cranial ridge.
02:19:23.000 Yeah.
02:19:24.000 Makes sense.
02:19:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:19:25.000 Things with stronger jaw muscles have a cranial ridge.
02:19:28.000 You know, you see it in hyenas, you see it in things like that.
02:19:30.000 Yeah, gorillas.
02:19:30.000 Gorillas.
02:19:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:19:32.000 It's just more surface area for the muscle to attach to, basically.
02:19:35.000 It's just like that would be so fascinating to find those things.
02:19:39.000 And that's what, you know, that Carl Armand guy spent his whole life hunting and reading rumors.
02:19:45.000 But at least he got some photos, unlike that poor fucker that was looking for the sloth.
02:19:48.000 Yeah, still trying.
02:19:50.000 Like he got some camera trap photos of them.
02:19:50.000 Yeah.
02:19:53.000 Yeah.
02:19:53.000 And, you know, no, and they were bipedal in the photos, right?
02:19:56.000 Didn't he have some photos?
02:19:57.000 Yeah, some photos.
02:19:58.000 Which chimps are, you know, they'll walk.
02:19:59.000 On hind legs and stuff.
02:20:01.000 Yeah.
02:20:01.000 It's pretty cool.
02:20:02.000 It is pretty cool.
02:20:03.000 And then there's a photo of the one that they killed that was at the airport.
02:20:06.000 Do you ever see that one?
02:20:07.000 I don't think so.
02:20:07.000 Oh, it's crazy.
02:20:08.000 At the airport?
02:20:09.000 There's a small airport and they killed this one enormous chimpanzee.
02:20:09.000 Yeah.
02:20:15.000 So there's these two guys that are standing with it.
02:20:18.000 It's hard to tell how big the guys are, but if they're normal sized human beings, that's the biggest fucking chimpanzee I've ever seen in my life.
02:20:23.000 Yeah, it's huge.
02:20:23.000 Look at that thing.
02:20:25.000 They're amazing.
02:20:26.000 Look at that.
02:20:27.000 I mean, the guy is, you could tell by perspective that the guy's.
02:20:30.000 He's got his hand on it, so he's right behind it.
02:20:32.000 Yeah.
02:20:33.000 Yeah, it's not a forced perspective.
02:20:34.000 And his arm is not extended, so it's not fake.
02:20:37.000 Yeah.
02:20:38.000 And that chimpanzee looks way bigger than him.
02:20:40.000 Way bigger.
02:20:41.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
02:20:42.000 So they think that is one of them.
02:20:43.000 Yeah.
02:20:44.000 Yeah, like I said, I think it's real in the sense, oh, yeah, this famous photo.
02:20:49.000 See, but that one just to me looks like a chimpanzee.
02:20:51.000 That just looks like a big chimp.
02:20:53.000 Yeah.
02:20:54.000 Where the one that's sitting down, that looks way bigger than those guys.
02:20:57.000 The size of its head is fucking enormous.
02:21:00.000 Do you know that there's one river where.
02:21:02.000 I'm trying to remember exactly how this works, but basically, there's one area where the rivers collide where the chimps and the gorillas go into conflict with each other over this one river spot.
02:21:15.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
02:21:16.000 Have you ever heard about this?
02:21:17.000 Yeah, it's really interesting.
02:21:18.000 So, somewhere in the Congo, there's this particular river, and I think it's called the Cross River.
02:21:23.000 Can't remember now.
02:21:24.000 And it's an area that the chimps will come on one side and the gorillas will come down on the other, and they will have, they'll like throw stuff at each other across the river, and like, it's like a whole Thing that it's been documented, and these guys will there's sort of these like two clans of great apes that come and communicate across the river and throw rocks and like show off to each other, and then they kind of go back into the jungle.
02:21:45.000 But it's been seen in this one particular river several times.
02:21:49.000 Wow, yeah, it's like the real planet of the apes.
02:21:52.000 What are the chimp wars?
02:21:53.000 What are they fighting over food, territory?
02:21:56.000 It's, unless I'm mistaken, it's relatively unknown, but it's sort of a social construct.
02:22:00.000 So if you think of humans, for example, once our population gets too large and we have too many men and not enough women, we fight.
02:22:08.000 We've seen that throughout history, Roman times, Mongolian times, you name it.
02:22:13.000 So, there was one troop of chimps that all lived together in relative harmony, and then two leaders basically sprung up, and there was a lack of enough females.
02:22:24.000 And so, all of a sudden, this clan divided into two clans, and now they're at constant war with each other.
02:22:30.000 Like, they live in the same relative territory, but they'll come into contact with each other and go to war over who's going to be the leader of the alpha troop, the mega troop.
02:22:39.000 And it's been going for maybe a year or two years now.
02:22:39.000 Wow.
02:22:42.000 Fuck.
02:22:43.000 Yeah.
02:22:44.000 But how human is that?
02:22:45.000 So human.
02:22:46.000 Like, to be like, okay, we're all part of this group.
02:22:48.000 Like, you and I don't like each other now.
02:22:50.000 Like, this is my side.
02:22:50.000 That's your side.
02:22:51.000 We're going to fuck each other up.
02:22:53.000 Study highlights friends with benefits relationship between gorillas and chimps.
02:22:57.000 They're fucking each other?
02:22:57.000 What?
02:22:58.000 No, it's a couple of younger ones hanging out that says, it's probably in the same area they're meeting.
02:23:02.000 Yeah.
02:23:02.000 Pictures of them, like, in the same tree.
02:23:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:23:04.000 I think this is that river.
02:23:05.000 They want figs out of these trees.
02:23:07.000 Yeah, but friends with benefits generally.
02:23:09.000 Friends with benefits are, yeah.
02:23:11.000 I was looking for wording that got to what you're getting at.
02:23:13.000 But you don't really say that.
02:23:15.000 With, like, you're like, why do you go to dinner with Bob?
02:23:18.000 Well, we're friends with Benefits.
02:23:19.000 Oh, you're fucking Bob?
02:23:20.000 Yeah.
02:23:20.000 When did you start fucking Bob, man?
02:23:22.000 No, no, we just like figs, both of us.
02:23:24.000 Yeah.
02:23:25.000 The chimpanzees, though, they caught them beating their chest, which is only something gorillas have ever seen.
02:23:30.000 Yeah.
02:23:31.000 Oh, they're imitating it, mimicking each other.
02:23:33.000 Yeah.
02:23:34.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:35.000 I'm sure you've seen that one documentary.
02:23:39.000 I think it's called Relentless Enemies, where there's a particular pride of lions that grew enormous because they're only eating water buffaloes.
02:23:45.000 They got trapped on an island because the river changed paths.
02:23:48.000 Yeah.
02:23:49.000 Yeah, I remember what you're talking about.
02:23:51.000 I don't know the documentary, but yeah, they're eating cape buffalo.
02:23:53.000 Yeah.
02:23:54.000 Exclusively.
02:23:55.000 And the lions are just getting bigger and beefier.
02:23:55.000 Yeah.
02:23:57.000 And they're all fat and like, yeah, it's pretty cool.
02:23:59.000 Well, they have to get bigger.
02:24:00.000 The females are doing all the killing.
02:24:02.000 Yeah.
02:24:03.000 So they're as big as male lions in other places.
02:24:05.000 Yeah.
02:24:06.000 And they're jacked.
02:24:07.000 And they don't have a choice.
02:24:08.000 Yeah.
02:24:08.000 Because otherwise they're going to die while trying to hunt the cape buffalo.
02:24:11.000 But so we're watching natural selection in real time because they just keep getting bigger and stronger.
02:24:11.000 Right.
02:24:17.000 Yeah.
02:24:18.000 And.
02:24:19.000 You know, like these fucking buffalo are enormous, man.
02:24:22.000 They're jumping on these things and hanging on them and trying to drag them down to the ground.
02:24:25.000 The Black Death.
02:24:26.000 That's what they call the Cape Buffalo.
02:24:28.000 Yeah.
02:24:28.000 Those motherfuckers are so scary.
02:24:30.000 So scary.
02:24:30.000 So mean.
02:24:31.000 Yeah.
02:24:32.000 And they'll charge so unprovoked.
02:24:34.000 Like they'll just turn and come anytime.
02:24:36.000 But it's crazy how you have that basically insular dwarfism and insular gigantism throughout animals, no matter like animals stuck on an island, they're either going to get big or they're going to get small.
02:24:47.000 Well, lizards usually get big on an island, right?
02:24:49.000 Or tortoises.
02:24:50.000 Yeah.
02:24:50.000 Right?
02:24:50.000 Like the Galapagos or the Seychelles.
02:24:52.000 Yeah.
02:24:53.000 Why do they get bigger?
02:24:53.000 Why?
02:24:54.000 No predators and limited resources.
02:24:57.000 Yeah.
02:24:57.000 So all of a sudden, you know, you're a little tortoise that's this big, and every time you get to this big, something spots you from the air and eats you or whatever it happens to be.
02:25:05.000 But now you're stuck on an island with all the grass and fruit you could ever eat, and nobody wants to eat you.
02:25:10.000 So you just get bigger and bigger to outcompete each other.
02:25:12.000 Look at that face.
02:25:16.000 Yeah, look at those guys.
02:25:17.000 I mean, just imagine that's the only thing you can eat is something that's.
02:25:21.000 Three times bigger than you and can fucking kill you.
02:25:24.000 That kills a lot of lions, by the way.
02:25:25.000 Oh, yeah.
02:25:26.000 Well, they kick you in the face when you're trying to take them out, and then that's it.
02:25:30.000 Your jaw's broken and you never eat again.
02:25:32.000 And you starve to death slowly.
02:25:32.000 Yep.
02:25:34.000 I love the little cub there covered in blood.
02:25:37.000 Look at that.
02:25:38.000 It's a really cool documentary.
02:25:39.000 Yeah.
02:25:40.000 It seems so weird when you're looking at the size of the females.
02:25:44.000 They just look exaggerated to the point where they look fake.
02:25:47.000 They look like Hulk lions.
02:25:49.000 It's awesome.
02:25:50.000 It's very cool.
02:25:51.000 Very, very cool.
02:25:52.000 Nature is such a wild thing, man.
02:25:54.000 I mean, such an amazing, fascinating, endless resource of just cool shit to see.
02:26:01.000 And our understanding of it changes all the time.
02:26:04.000 So, every animal theory we've ever had evolves and changes as we learn more, which is what makes it so fun because it's so dynamic.
02:26:11.000 It's not a static thing.
02:26:13.000 Well, it's just crazy that we keep finding new things like the new primate.
02:26:16.000 Find that little new monkey that they found with the orange lips.
02:26:16.000 All the time.
02:26:19.000 He's really cool.
02:26:20.000 He's in the Congo.
02:26:22.000 Well, in the Congo is another place.
02:26:23.000 It's like, what?
02:26:24.000 Yeah.
02:26:25.000 I'm sure you've seen that BBC documentary on the Congo from the early 2000s.
02:26:32.000 But look at him.
02:26:33.000 What a weird looking guy.
02:26:35.000 So cool.
02:26:37.000 There's a few lost primates out there, too, like species that we've seen once or twice that have never been seen since.
02:26:37.000 So strange.
02:26:43.000 Like what?
02:26:45.000 Miss Waldron's red colobus is one that comes to mind.
02:26:49.000 So it's called Miss Waldron's?
02:26:50.000 I think it's called that.
02:26:51.000 Or maybe it's just Waldron's red colobus, but it's a colobus monkey that there's like three or four museum specimens and no live specimens.
02:26:59.000 Yeah.
02:26:59.000 Really?
02:27:00.000 Uh huh.
02:27:00.000 There's a few of those.
02:27:01.000 Yeah.
02:27:02.000 Oh.
02:27:03.000 Miss Waldron's.
02:27:03.000 Yeah, red colobus.
02:27:04.000 Why is it called Miss Waldron?
02:27:06.000 I don't know.
02:27:07.000 Who's that lady?
02:27:08.000 Good question.
02:27:10.000 What do you have to do with this monkey lady?
02:27:12.000 They have to West Africa, previously described as subspecies, not been sighted since.
02:27:16.000 Oh, I saw it for a second.
02:27:17.000 And what's crazy is a lot of these animals, especially primates and essentially anything that lives in the Congo, is in a place that's so scary and so dangerous to visit that there's not a lot of research being done.
02:27:31.000 Well, that's always what I tell people when they're like, oh, well, you know, find these animals, find that animal.
02:27:35.000 Nobody's looking.
02:27:36.000 It's too hard.
02:27:37.000 The local people know they're there.
02:27:39.000 Like these lost species are species that the people that hunt and eat them know they're there, but they have no communication to the outside or the scientific world.
02:27:46.000 And, you know, for you or I to go into that part of the Congo is probably a death sentence.
02:27:53.000 Yeah.
02:27:55.000 But there's a lot of cool stuff out there.
02:27:55.000 Yeah.
02:27:57.000 Are there any other animals that might be real that people think they've seen?
02:28:03.000 As far as like cryptids that could still be real?
02:28:06.000 Weird ones.
02:28:07.000 Like the giant sloth or something like that.
02:28:07.000 Oh, man.
02:28:09.000 I mean, there's that whole like the dinosaur in the Congo thing that.
02:28:12.000 People always talk about it.
02:28:13.000 It's silly.
02:28:14.000 It's not real.
02:28:15.000 That one seems silly.
02:28:15.000 I mean, I kind of think of any.
02:28:17.000 I think, you know, like David Cho went looking for that once.
02:28:20.000 I actually, that's one of your pods that I watched the whole thing.
02:28:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:28:23.000 He was talking about that.
02:28:25.000 David's crazy.
02:28:26.000 Yeah.
02:28:28.000 I kind of think of any, but, you know, it's those rumors like there's a sloth.
02:28:32.000 We've seen it.
02:28:33.000 There's an Asian unicorn.
02:28:34.000 We've seen it.
02:28:35.000 That if people don't follow, you never know.
02:28:37.000 All right.
02:28:37.000 It's like you can absolutely be the tinfoil hack guy like I can be with the thylacine, but if you give up and don't look, you know, we never really know.
02:28:45.000 And if it's going to be.
02:28:47.000 It'll probably be in a place like the Amazon or like the Congo.
02:28:51.000 So enormous.
02:28:53.000 Isn't the Congo as wide as the contiguous North America?
02:28:57.000 The country or the river?
02:28:59.000 I think the country?
02:29:01.000 The country of the Congo, the jungle of the Congo, I think is almost as big as America.
02:29:07.000 I did not know it was that large.
02:29:08.000 Africa is fucking huge.
02:29:10.000 It's huge.
02:29:11.000 If you see, because the United States imposed on Africa, you're like, oh my God, the continent of Africa is enormous.
02:29:16.000 Well, that's what's squirrely about maps, right?
02:29:18.000 Especially when you look at the globe.
02:29:20.000 Like everything's so distorted.
02:29:22.000 Yeah.
02:29:22.000 Which I don't understand why they do that.
02:29:24.000 No.
02:29:25.000 I've never had that explained to me in a way that, like, oh, I get it.
02:29:29.000 Have you ever looked at how, like, time lines are drawn on the globe?
02:29:29.000 Or timelines.
02:29:33.000 Like, you know, like the time zones?
02:29:35.000 Oh, right, right, right.
02:29:36.000 It's so weird.
02:29:37.000 There's all these squiggly jigsaw puzzles.
02:29:39.000 And you're like, why is that island in this time zone that's three slots over?
02:29:43.000 Like, it makes no sense to me.
02:29:44.000 It doesn't make any sense.
02:29:45.000 Yeah.
02:29:46.000 But, like, see if you can find the size of the Congo.
02:29:51.000 Like, if you see the size of the Congo versus, I think it's almost as big as the United States.
02:29:56.000 In terms of, I didn't realize that.
02:29:58.000 It's the same.
02:29:59.000 Yeah, there are these.
02:30:00.000 There's so many of these incredible remotes.
02:30:02.000 It's thousands of miles wide.
02:30:07.000 Okay.
02:30:07.000 So if you took that and you shoved it.
02:30:10.000 Why doesn't it put it over?
02:30:12.000 The bottom one there is a better one.
02:30:12.000 Right.
02:30:14.000 Bottom one.
02:30:15.000 That one's better.
02:30:16.000 So not quite.
02:30:17.000 Yeah.
02:30:17.000 But it's still enormous.
02:30:19.000 Yeah.
02:30:19.000 It's like 35%.
02:30:21.000 Yeah.
02:30:22.000 And there's more political unrest there now, which means stuff shuts down.
02:30:25.000 I mean, that's crazy.
02:30:27.000 That's an enormous piece of.
02:30:28.000 Look how big that is.
02:30:30.000 You get all of India, all of Eastern Europe.
02:30:30.000 Yeah.
02:30:32.000 The United States, China, fucking crazy.
02:30:35.000 France, Spain.
02:30:36.000 Look at that.
02:30:37.000 It's a big place.
02:30:39.000 And the cradle of civilization.
02:30:41.000 Yep.
02:30:42.000 The cradle of humanity.
02:30:44.000 And then also Egypt.
02:30:46.000 That's also part of Africa.
02:30:47.000 You know about the eclipse coming up there?
02:30:49.000 What?
02:30:50.000 Biggest one in history, 2027.
02:30:52.000 So in 2027, I want to say April, there'll be a six minute total blackout in Egypt.
02:30:52.000 Yeah.
02:30:58.000 It'll be the longest one in 100 and something or maybe 80 something years.
02:31:03.000 Over the Red Sea in Egypt.
02:31:04.000 Oh, that's when you want to go see the pyramids.
02:31:06.000 Can you imagine?
02:31:06.000 That's when the aliens are going to return.
02:31:07.000 That's what I'm saying, dude.
02:31:08.000 Can you imagine being at the pyramids and seeing a six minute long, six minute 22 second eclipse?
02:31:13.000 That's what it's going to look like.
02:31:15.000 And it's in a place that never has fucking clouds.
02:31:17.000 So you're going to see it.
02:31:18.000 I mean, they do, but not that time of year.
02:31:19.000 So yeah, total solar eclipse for six and a half minutes.
02:31:23.000 So we had one here.
02:31:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:31:25.000 Two years ago?
02:31:26.000 Yeah.
02:31:26.000 Two years ago, Jamie?
02:31:27.000 Yeah.
02:31:27.000 It was really cool.
02:31:28.000 How long did that last?
02:31:29.000 I wasn't too happy.
02:31:30.000 Not that long.
02:31:31.000 But yeah.
02:31:32.000 A couple of minutes.
02:31:33.000 What was really cool about it, though, was that all the animals got.
02:31:37.000 Oddly silent before it happened.
02:31:39.000 Yeah.
02:31:40.000 It was really weird.
02:31:40.000 Yeah.
02:31:41.000 Like they know something's going on.
02:31:42.000 Yeah.
02:31:42.000 So we were outside waiting for it.
02:31:44.000 And as the eclipse starts taking place, everything went quiet.
02:31:49.000 Yeah.
02:31:50.000 It was really wild.
02:31:51.000 And then while it's happening, like, whoa.
02:31:51.000 It's so crazy.
02:31:53.000 And you imagine, like, imagine living like thousands of years ago before anybody understood what the fuck was going on and thinking like some wild, magical moment had happened and we entered into a new timeline or something.
02:32:07.000 Crazy theories.
02:32:08.000 I'd like to grab somebody.
02:32:09.000 We've got to sacrifice them right away.
02:32:10.000 Something's going on right here.
02:32:11.000 Get them to the pyramid.
02:32:13.000 Yeah, straight away.
02:32:13.000 Cut their heart out.
02:32:15.000 It's also, it's like so weird that the sun and the moon are the exact right distance that when they cross, the moon just completely outlines where the, I mean, just fills in everything.
02:32:30.000 Yeah.
02:32:31.000 But the light around the outside of the edges.
02:32:33.000 It's bizarre.
02:32:33.000 Like, how is it perfectly sized like that?
02:32:35.000 Have you seen.
02:32:36.000 Oh, sorry.
02:32:37.000 No, it's just, it's an incredible coincidence that.
02:32:37.000 Go ahead.
02:32:40.000 It's the right distance and the right size.
02:32:43.000 Because obviously the moon is so much smaller than the sun.
02:32:46.000 Yeah.
02:32:46.000 But perfectly distanced.
02:32:48.000 The scale.
02:32:49.000 So that when the sun and the moon is there, it's like, boom.
02:32:52.000 It's like the right size.
02:32:53.000 Not like half of it.
02:32:55.000 Yeah.
02:32:55.000 You know, it's perfect.
02:32:56.000 Yeah, perfect.
02:32:57.000 It just sits right in there.
02:32:58.000 It's like an Oreo in the cream.
02:32:58.000 Yeah.
02:33:00.000 It's amazing.
02:33:01.000 The really screwball theories are that the moon is fake.
02:33:05.000 I've never heard that one.
02:33:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:33:07.000 The panda fake has nothing on the moon being fake.
02:33:10.000 The moon is fake.
02:33:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:33:11.000 They think that the moon is artificial.
02:33:14.000 And then it was like put here by aliens and it's hollow.
02:33:17.000 You're kidding.
02:33:17.000 Oh, no, no, no.
02:33:18.000 That's a good one.
02:33:19.000 And that it was put here in order to sustain life on Earth to give us a stable orbit.
02:33:24.000 I mean, it does do that.
02:33:25.000 It does do that.
02:33:26.000 Yeah.
02:33:26.000 Yeah.
02:33:27.000 Huh.
02:33:27.000 Because imagine like how fragile life is.
02:33:30.000 Like we're really concerned about climate change.
02:33:32.000 Like, oh my God.
02:33:34.000 The climate changes.
02:33:35.000 Well, guess what?
02:33:35.000 If the fucking moon wasn't there, you'd be doomed.
02:33:38.000 Oh, there's nothing.
02:33:39.000 There's no way.
02:33:40.000 Yeah.
02:33:41.000 You need a big moon too.
02:33:42.000 Controls all of our oceans and other.
02:33:44.000 It's a quarter of the size of the Earth.
02:33:47.000 It's a weird moon.
02:33:47.000 Yeah.
02:33:48.000 Yeah.
02:33:48.000 Like, I don't think there's another moon in our entire solar system that's comparable in terms of the size and the relationship to the other planet.
02:33:56.000 To the planet itself.
02:33:57.000 I think it's way bigger than every other moon.
02:34:00.000 Let's find that out.
02:34:01.000 Is that what formulates the conspiracy theories that it was brought in?
02:34:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:34:05.000 Interesting.
02:34:06.000 There's also, we did something, some sort of experiment where we shot something at the moon and it rang like a bell for a long time, which is really weird.
02:34:13.000 That's wild.
02:34:15.000 It echoed way longer than we thought, which of course could just be they didn't know what it would do because they'd never done it before.
02:34:21.000 Right.
02:34:22.000 And they don't even know.
02:34:24.000 The fifth largest moon in the solar system with a diameter of the width of the contiguous United States, while it's Dwarfed by Jupiter and Saturn's largest moons, it's uniquely massive compared to its parent planet.
02:34:35.000 Yeah, that's what it is, making the Earth moon system more like a double planet.
02:34:39.000 Yeah, so in relationship to the planet, like it's so Jupiter and Saturn have huge moons, but Jupiter obviously is fucking way bigger than us.
02:34:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:34:50.000 Well, you can look at the size of Jupiter in comparison to the size of Earth.
02:34:54.000 Yeah, so it's the scale of the moon to the Earth.
02:34:57.000 Yeah, interesting.
02:34:59.000 That is a wild conspiracy theory.
02:35:01.000 Imagine just being the guy who's like, you know what?
02:35:02.000 Why don't we shoot at the moon?
02:35:04.000 Let's give that a whirl, see what happens.
02:35:06.000 Yeah, they did something.
02:35:07.000 I think, I don't know what they shot it with.
02:35:10.000 I think they sent a rocket to the moon just to measure the sound, see what would happen.
02:35:16.000 And it was odd.
02:35:18.000 It was odd the way it rang.
02:35:18.000 They found it weird.
02:35:20.000 It rang like a bell.
02:35:21.000 But, you know, it's like they've never done that before.
02:35:24.000 And also, who knows what the fucking center of the moon is made out of?
02:35:28.000 Who knows where you hit it?
02:35:29.000 Yeah, totally.
02:35:30.000 Who knows?
02:35:31.000 Maybe it's weird.
02:35:31.000 Maybe you've got some caves in there.
02:35:33.000 It's hollow.
02:35:34.000 Apollo experiments and the ringing effect.
02:35:37.000 The phrase moon rang like a bell comes from Apollo 12.
02:35:41.000 In 1969, November, NASA deliberately crashed the lunar module's ascent stage onto the moon.
02:35:48.000 Seismometers recorded long lasting vibrations for nearly an hour.
02:35:54.000 This description is a metaphor for how dry, cold lunar rock reverberates without water to dampen the shockwaves.
02:36:01.000 That's very interesting.
02:36:02.000 Yeah.
02:36:02.000 But retards and dorks say, oh, it's hollow.
02:36:06.000 It's made by aliens.
02:36:08.000 And there's also people that think that.
02:36:10.000 You know, there's stuff there.
02:36:12.000 Like, there's a monolith.
02:36:13.000 Oh, the cities on the moon and all that.
02:36:15.000 On the other side that we can't see.
02:36:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:36:17.000 Yeah.
02:36:18.000 Bases.
02:36:18.000 Man.
02:36:19.000 Reddit's a wild place, huh?
02:36:22.000 This is not even Reddit.
02:36:23.000 This is like, you got to go to like weird message boards where crazy people go.
02:36:27.000 It's deep crazy.
02:36:28.000 People that have.
02:36:28.000 Yeah.
02:36:29.000 Hollow Moon's on Wiki.
02:36:30.000 What's that?
02:36:31.000 Hollow Moon.
02:36:32.000 There, the Hollow Moon, grossly related to Spaceship Moon.
02:36:35.000 Ah, that's the one.
02:36:36.000 Our pseudoscientific hypothesis that proposed the Earth's moon is either wholly hollow.
02:36:41.000 Or otherwise contains a substantial interior space.
02:36:44.000 No scientific evidence exists to support the idea.
02:36:47.000 Let's go to spaceship moon because that seems even more interesting.
02:36:52.000 Yeah, spaceship moon.
02:36:54.000 Come on, baby.
02:37:00.000 All these pseudo scientific.
02:37:03.000 The moon spaceship includes historical.
02:37:06.000 Yeah, it's not.
02:37:06.000 Oh, no, no, no.
02:37:08.000 I didn't know what that means.
02:37:09.000 Spaceship moon theory.
02:37:13.000 Okay, I have a good call.
02:37:14.000 Try that theory.
02:37:16.000 A pseudoscientific hypothesis proposing that Earth's moon is an artificial, hollowed out satellite constructed by an alien civilization.
02:37:24.000 Oh, boy.
02:37:24.000 See?
02:37:24.000 It's like the Death Star.
02:37:26.000 There you go, bro.
02:37:27.000 Well, you need to get into like space is fake.
02:37:30.000 Space is fake.
02:37:30.000 That's even better.
02:37:32.000 It's popularized in 1970 by two Soviet scientists, Mikhail Vasin and Alexander.
02:37:41.000 How about that word?
02:37:42.000 Yep.
02:37:43.000 Shurkabakov.
02:37:45.000 Kerberkov, who suggested the moon was reinforced by an armored titanium hull to survive impacts.
02:37:54.000 Oh, man.
02:37:55.000 People need more to do.
02:37:56.000 No, they don't.
02:37:57.000 You like this?
02:37:58.000 I love the kookier, the better.
02:38:00.000 Yeah.
02:38:01.000 Like, hashtag space is fake is one of my favorite things to look up.
02:38:04.000 Because there's a whole community of people out there that think space is fake.
02:38:07.000 But I also think that a lot of these people, what you're getting is there's been some people who develop fake theories in order to see if people bite.
02:38:19.000 And then they put them out there, like on Reddit or somewhere, on 4chan.
02:38:23.000 4chan's a great place for stuff like that.
02:38:24.000 Because you've got a lot of schizophrenics that like to visit those places.
02:38:27.000 Yeah.
02:38:28.000 And they'll put it out there and see if people run with it.
02:38:30.000 And then they'll do it to see if just for fun.
02:38:32.000 And he gives you a community, right?
02:38:34.000 It's like, oh, yeah, I have this group of flat earthers that I hang out with on Saturdays and we talk about how the earth's not round.
02:38:40.000 You know what I mean?
02:38:40.000 It's like, I made my own lunatic community.
02:38:44.000 Bigfoot hunters.
02:38:45.000 Same thing.
02:38:45.000 There you go.
02:38:46.000 Unfuckable white guys.
02:38:48.000 Unfuckable white guys looking for cryptids.
02:38:52.000 Something to do.
02:38:53.000 Are there any other cryptids that are even remotely interesting?
02:38:57.000 To me, not really.
02:38:58.000 I mean, I always enjoy the.
02:39:00.000 Fun of it, like when we chat about it, but as far as like the reality of it, I don't think so.
02:39:05.000 You know, I know it's a boring answer, but I think that.
02:39:07.000 Well, you would know.
02:39:08.000 I mean, that's why I'm asking you.
02:39:09.000 I mean, you're a guy who actually goes to these places and goes looking for stuff.
02:39:13.000 I love when you hear about something like a burrowing snake, and everybody's like, that's not real, it doesn't exist.
02:39:19.000 And then turns out somebody finds this weird snake, and it's not really a cryptid, but it's something that nobody's been looking for because why would you, right?
02:39:26.000 Nobody's digging in the earth in the center of the Congo to find a mud snake, you know, or whatever it happens to be.
02:39:32.000 And I think those are the things that.
02:39:34.000 They end up being cryptids in small communities.
02:39:37.000 You know, like you hear from the village about the snake.
02:39:39.000 I'm making the snake up, but about the snake that lives under the mud and only bites when people dig their crops or whatever it happens to be.
02:39:46.000 And it creates this generational legend that becomes a cryptid.
02:39:51.000 But the truth is, there is a snake that lives under the crops in the mud.
02:39:54.000 It's just nobody ever goes looking for it because why would you?
02:39:57.000 Well, there is a weird arrogance that we have in 2026 because we have uncovered so much in comparison to people that lived two or 300 years ago.
02:40:07.000 Oh, for sure.
02:40:07.000 That we have this.
02:40:08.000 Maybe arrogant assumption that we have an accurate audit of all the animals on the planet.
02:40:14.000 And it's such a human thing to do is to be like, we've quantified it all.
02:40:20.000 We have the answers.
02:40:21.000 You know, it's like we put a finite on something.
02:40:24.000 And then you have all these guys, like, especially in the scientific community, which is that's a whole story for itself.
02:40:30.000 But they're now like, okay, I need funding.
02:40:32.000 So I'm going to speciate a bunch of stuff.
02:40:34.000 So I'm going to go look at four things that are exactly the same, except one lives on one side of the creek and one lives on the other.
02:40:39.000 And now I'm going to make it its own species because that'll fund more work for me.
02:40:44.000 So now you have the speciation race.
02:40:46.000 Yeah.
02:40:47.000 There's no gatekeeping on that where someone goes, hey.
02:40:50.000 I mean, there are certain criteria that you have to meet, but they're pretty easy to meet.
02:40:54.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:40:55.000 You have to say it looks different.
02:40:56.000 It has some kind of genetic anomaly, it has some kind of physical anomaly.
02:41:00.000 There's a population of it.
02:41:01.000 Okay.
02:41:02.000 Now I've named my own species and that makes noise and I can publish a paper and now my research is funded.
02:41:09.000 And it's just like, it's not.
02:41:11.000 You know, is it a species?
02:41:13.000 Do we need this one frog to be split into four different groups because they live on, you know, four different patches of the mountain?
02:41:20.000 Not really.
02:41:21.000 You know, and it sort of lessens the conservation for that frog in general because now all of a sudden it's like, well, there's four different kinds of them, so who cares if one of them gets extinct?
02:41:30.000 You know what I mean?
02:41:31.000 So it's sort of like, it's a weird thing that's going on in the sciences where there's this race to do speciation and pull apart everything into more and more and more.
02:41:40.000 And then it sort of lessens the value of them, in my opinion.
02:41:43.000 That's interesting.
02:41:44.000 So there's this.
02:41:46.000 Reward thing that happens that encourages people to do these things.
02:41:51.000 Dude, I'm writing a whole book on this right now.
02:41:53.000 Coming out next year because it's just the scientific system in wildlife and conservation is so broken because it's very, first of all, if you're an animal guy, you're probably not a great people person to begin with, right?
02:42:07.000 Myself included.
02:42:08.000 You're not a bad people person.
02:42:09.000 Thanks.
02:42:10.000 But for the most part, the people that get into the sciences probably don't have the best, yeah, they're awkward.
02:42:16.000 They don't have the best human social skills, right?
02:42:18.000 So then those people become professors and heads of parties and academics and all these things.
02:42:23.000 And again, I'm generalizing.
02:42:24.000 There are great people that I work with too, but just as, Just a picture of the system.
02:42:28.000 So now you have all these socially awkward, somewhat introverted people studying animals.
02:42:32.000 Now there's this tiny little resource pool of money.
02:42:36.000 And everybody that's socially awkward, that's already somewhat arrogant because they've made it to the top of their field or close to the top of their field, is competing for this tiny little pool of money.
02:42:46.000 So now they're putting out anything that's headline worthy.
02:42:49.000 And a headline worthy could be as simple as speciating a frog on a mountain or it could be discovering something.
02:42:54.000 But basically, you have to just publish something.
02:42:57.000 To show that you are accomplishing something, to then pull from that tiny little pool of money.
02:43:02.000 So now, a system like, say, Yumi and Jamie here should all be working towards saving this guy right here, this metal chimpanzee.
02:43:10.000 Well, we're not.
02:43:11.000 We're all fighting because there's this tiny little pool of money that we all want, and we're all saying that each other are wrong because we need to prove that we're right so that we're funded because all three of us can't be funded to save that species.
02:43:23.000 Does that make sense?
02:43:24.000 So now we're all fighting each other to save the thing that we all care about because the resource pool is so small.
02:43:29.000 What's the solution to that?
02:43:31.000 It needs to become more mainstream.
02:43:34.000 And I think there's a lot of bullshit science, you know, to be honest with you.
02:43:37.000 Like, there's a lot of this speciation and publishing and all this stuff that's just sort of making noise that isn't really helping.
02:43:44.000 And I think the solution is well, one, once it becomes more mainstream, here's the short answer conservation is incredibly easy to measure.
02:43:53.000 We try and make it very difficult and complicated.
02:43:56.000 Are there animals now?
02:43:58.000 After your work, are there more?
02:44:00.000 Have you fixed the problem?
02:44:02.000 That's all conservation is.
02:44:03.000 Right?
02:44:04.000 Are there more or less than when you started?
02:44:06.000 If when you started there are less and now there are more, and this is very black and white and every system's different, but if you had a thousand frogs and then you worked on the project and now you have 2,000 frogs, you're doing conservation right as long as the ecosystem supports, as long as the prey is there, blah, That's all conservation is.
02:44:23.000 We try and make it so complicated and so in depth and require all these papers and this publishing and this information that is sort of an information overload that the common person doesn't care about it.
02:44:36.000 I mean, when's the last time you read a paper on frogs?
02:44:39.000 Probably never, right?
02:44:40.000 Me neither, because they're boring, because I don't care about it.
02:44:43.000 But I would care if you just came out and said, look, these frogs need a home.
02:44:47.000 We're going to fight chytrid fungus, which is this big widespread fungus that's killing all amphibians, by building frog hotels, which are these little brick hotel things that frogs go in to incubate to kill the fungus.
02:44:58.000 And if we build enough frog hotels, then there's going to be more frogs.
02:45:01.000 That's good conservation.
02:45:02.000 So instead of fighting over that, make that popular and mainstream.
02:45:06.000 Don't make it so complicated so that nobody understands it.
02:45:08.000 I'm not saying don't publish papers and things.
02:45:10.000 Those still very much so have their place and they're important.
02:45:12.000 But focus on the messaging to the common person so the common person now cares.
02:45:17.000 Then there becomes more funding and resources.
02:45:20.000 Then we don't all have to fight over this tiny little pool of resources to publish things that aren't actually accomplishing things.
02:45:26.000 Well, this is actually the value of getting into a crocodile cage.
02:45:29.000 That's right.
02:45:29.000 Because you get people actually interested in animals.
02:45:34.000 That's why I do YouTube.
02:45:35.000 That's why I do all these things, I hope that it helps people care.
02:45:38.000 I don't need to get funded by it.
02:45:40.000 Like, it's great when my YouTube does well and I make money, but like, I just want people to care about these things because if you care about them, then that resource pool widens.
02:45:48.000 Well, it's, you got to make things interesting to people, right?
02:45:48.000 Yeah.
02:45:48.000 Yeah.
02:45:53.000 And this is where, like, David Attenborough was so amazing.
02:45:55.000 Absolutely.
02:45:56.000 Because he developed these documentaries.
02:45:56.000 Right.
02:45:59.000 And the voice that he had explaining these things.
02:46:03.000 Mind blown.
02:46:04.000 He was the first guy to document chimpanzees eating monkeys.
02:46:06.000 Yeah.
02:46:07.000 Yeah.
02:46:08.000 I remember that.
02:46:08.000 Incredible.
02:46:09.000 That was incredible.
02:46:10.000 All his stuff.
02:46:11.000 He's the goat.
02:46:12.000 Literally.
02:46:12.000 But you kind of, that's another thing about being a wildlife biologist, you kind of have to get your hands dirty.
02:46:18.000 You have to.
02:46:19.000 You got to get in there.
02:46:21.000 And the other part of the system that's so broken is a lot of these world leading experts have never touched, seen, Anything with a living one of these animals.
02:46:30.000 I worked with a person, and I don't want to say her name because she's a lovely person, who's a world leading expert on a certain type of shark.
02:46:37.000 And we're like, great, you're the world's leading authority.
02:46:39.000 You're perfect to come with us on this trip to study these sharks.
02:46:43.000 We fly to the opposite side of the planet.
02:46:45.000 I don't want to give too many details.
02:46:46.000 It's not fair to her.
02:46:46.000 She's a very nice person.
02:46:48.000 We fly to the opposite side of the planet.
02:46:49.000 She's published 50 papers on this species of shark.
02:46:53.000 And we get there, and I'm like, all right, day one, let's gear up, let's hop in the water and look for this thing.
02:46:57.000 She's like, I don't know how to swim.
02:46:59.000 Like, what do you mean?
02:47:00.000 She's like, I've never been in the ocean before.
02:47:02.000 Like, you're the world's leading authority on this type of shark.
02:47:05.000 And she's like, Yeah, yeah, I don't dive.
02:47:06.000 I don't snorkel.
02:47:07.000 I don't know how to swim.
02:47:08.000 I'm like, Well, how are you the world's leading authority on the shark?
02:47:11.000 She's like, Well, I've never seen one alive.
02:47:13.000 I've dissected them.
02:47:13.000 I've published all these papers.
02:47:15.000 I can tell you about the tooth count, but I've actually never seen one alive.
02:47:18.000 I'm like, You're the world's leading authority, and you've never seen one of these animals alive to study it.
02:47:24.000 The guy who fishes and eats it in the village next door is more of an authority than this person.
02:47:28.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:47:29.000 Right.
02:47:29.000 But that's the scientific process.
02:47:31.000 The world's leading authority because they've published the most papers on something that sits in a pickle jar.
02:47:36.000 Do you think that that is an absolute requirement, though?
02:47:39.000 Like, you have to have some sort of physical contact with the world that they live in?
02:47:45.000 I think you have to have observational knowledge.
02:47:47.000 You don't have to have physical contact.
02:47:49.000 Like, you shouldn't have physical contact with wild chimpanzees, they'll rip your arms.
02:47:52.000 Right.
02:47:53.000 But I mean, the world they live in, I mean, being on the ground.
02:47:55.000 I think it should be a requirement.
02:47:57.000 I think if you're going to be considered an authority on that thing, you have to have observational data as well as scientific data.
02:48:04.000 You can't just live in a world where you're like, I've studied them in pickled jars and I can tell you everything about them.
02:48:09.000 Well, to me, that was like one of the most fascinating aspects of Chimp Nation.
02:48:13.000 You know, that these scientists had been embedded with these particular chimpanzees for more than 20 years.
02:48:19.000 That's science.
02:48:20.000 Yeah.
02:48:20.000 That is science.
02:48:21.000 That means you are sitting there.
02:48:21.000 Yeah.
02:48:23.000 And that's why the best scientists are the guys that hunt and fish and spend their life surrounded by these animals that will never once be credited as a scientist because all they do is study the behavior of the animal.
02:48:34.000 And I'm with you.
02:48:35.000 Like, that is the real deal.
02:48:37.000 20 years watching a troop of chimps, learning their behavior, understanding their social dynamic.
02:48:43.000 I'm not saying you shouldn't also cut one open and measure its canines.
02:48:46.000 You should when you get a dead one.
02:48:48.000 But that doesn't make you an authority on it, in my opinion.
02:48:52.000 Well, that was the thing about that particular documentary and those particular scientists it was so unusual that they had this long history where these chimpanzees had lived and died and raised new chimps around these people.
02:49:04.000 And as long as they follow this protocol, stay within at least 20 yards away from them, never have food around them, don't look them in the eyes.
02:49:14.000 You're good.
02:49:14.000 Yep.
02:49:15.000 And you got insane footage because of that.
02:49:17.000 Yeah, because there's a mutual respect.
02:49:20.000 Like they've learned to appreciate each other.
02:49:22.000 And you can't do that with every animal.
02:49:23.000 Like it doesn't matter how many years you spend sitting watching a crocodile, it'll still eat you at the first chance it gets.
02:49:29.000 But you've earned a mutual respect with a highly intelligent creature.
02:49:33.000 That to me, as a field biologist, is science.
02:49:37.000 That's incredible.
02:49:38.000 If not a respect, at the very least, you've become a part of their world to the point where they don't think of you as being an anomaly.
02:49:46.000 So they are normal.
02:49:46.000 That's right.
02:49:48.000 Yep.
02:49:49.000 Where they're not weirded out.
02:49:50.000 Like, if you just show up out of nowhere and you're wearing a spacesuit, the monkey's going to go, Hey, exactly.
02:49:55.000 Fuck this new thing.
02:49:57.000 But if there's always people with spacesuits around, they never bother them.
02:50:01.000 They go, Oh, it's just the spacesuit guy.
02:50:03.000 I'm just going to go eat my bananas like normal.
02:50:03.000 Normal.
02:50:05.000 It's the same as seeing an Impala and a wildebeest hang out together at a watering hole.
02:50:10.000 They're used to each other, they know they're not threats to each other.
02:50:12.000 But you or I walk up and both of their ears perk up and they sprint in different directions.
02:50:16.000 Yes.
02:50:17.000 Like, you can have that time put in to make things calm.
02:50:21.000 It's amazing.
02:50:22.000 But I mean, has there ever been anything other than Chimp Nation where they did that effectively?
02:50:27.000 I mean, Grizzly Man sure tried.
02:50:29.000 It didn't work out so well.
02:50:30.000 It didn't end well.
02:50:32.000 Or did it?
02:50:33.000 It probably ended the way he wanted it to, honestly.
02:50:36.000 There's no way he could have wanted to go out any other way.
02:50:40.000 I think that was Suicide by Bear.
02:50:42.000 Yeah.
02:50:43.000 I also think it was Werner Herzog's attempt at comedy.
02:50:46.000 You think?
02:50:46.000 Yeah.
02:50:47.000 There's something about the way he edited it where I'm like, this guy's fucking with us.
02:50:51.000 Because there's one time where he's talking about the sheriff and they asked the sheriff, like, what do you thought of him?
02:50:56.000 And the sheriff goes, Well, I thought he was retarded.
02:50:59.000 And they smash cut to something else.
02:51:01.000 I'm like, You're trying to make me laugh, weren't you?
02:51:04.000 It's pretty funny, though.
02:51:05.000 I've wanted to try to get him on the podcast.
02:51:07.000 And that's going to be one of the things he probably never answered, honestly, because it would probably be disrespectful to Timothy Treadwell and his.
02:51:07.000 Yeah.
02:51:14.000 You got to get him, though.
02:51:15.000 I would love to get him on just because I think he's amazing.
02:51:17.000 Yeah.
02:51:18.000 And also, his documentary, Happy People, Life in the Taiga, is one of my favorite documentaries of all time.
02:51:23.000 Oh, really?
02:51:23.000 I don't know.
02:51:24.000 It's good.
02:51:24.000 It's all about these people that live in Siberia.
02:51:26.000 Huh.
02:51:27.000 And they have no mental illness.
02:51:29.000 And all they do is they live a subsistence lifestyle.
02:51:32.000 They're just hunting and fishing and trapping, and they ride around on snowmobiles and make these huts and live up there with their dogs.
02:51:40.000 And they have these extended periods of time where they're alone.
02:51:44.000 And all they're doing is taking their snowmobiles to different traps and gathering wood for fire and fish to eat.
02:51:52.000 And they're all happy.
02:51:53.000 And they're drinking and laughing.
02:51:55.000 And it's weird.
02:51:58.000 Because he documents it and it's called Happy People.
02:52:02.000 That's what the documentary is called.
02:52:04.000 And it's like, with his, the way he describes these people living in Siberia.
02:52:12.000 That's Siberia.
02:52:13.000 It's fucking amazing.
02:52:14.000 Oh, that's cool.
02:52:14.000 It's really amazing.
02:52:15.000 It's an amazing documentary.
02:52:16.000 I think he's incredible.
02:52:18.000 I have said forever you don't.
02:52:22.000 Look, mental illness is a real thing.
02:52:23.000 I'm not going to pretend it's not.
02:52:24.000 But if you spend a lot of time outside and in nature and especially by yourself, The noise goes away.
02:52:31.000 I don't care who you are.
02:52:33.000 I don't care what your history is, drug history, anything.
02:52:36.000 When you're much more present when you're alone in nature and mental illness, I have no experience in this.
02:52:43.000 This is just opinion, but mental illness comes from when you're wrapped up in your own being, right?
02:52:48.000 When you're thinking about all the problems and this, that, and the other thing.
02:52:51.000 But when you're alone in nature, you have to think about your surroundings and what you're doing.
02:52:55.000 And you don't have time to sit and manifest on these things that create depression and anxiety and all of those types of things.
02:53:02.000 Things.
02:53:03.000 There's also no comparison.
02:53:04.000 You're not comparing yourself to anyone else because you're living in a community that are a subsistence lifestyle.
02:53:09.000 People.
02:53:10.000 All these people are doing the same thing you're doing.
02:53:12.000 What are you going to do?
02:53:13.000 You're going to have the biggest fish?
02:53:14.000 Nobody gives a fuck.
02:53:15.000 Nobody cares.
02:53:15.000 It's all hunting, fishing, living off the land.
02:53:18.000 They all do it and they're all sharing and drinking together and having fun.
02:53:23.000 It's really wild when you watch it.
02:53:25.000 You go, well, I boiled down to the most simplistic, community driven ways that people exist like this.
02:53:33.000 Seems to be the best way for people to live.
02:53:35.000 But, like you said earlier, you have to have both sides, right, of the coin.
02:53:39.000 It's like the red and blue in Texas because you have to have innovators and overthinkers and workers, or it wouldn't be a society.
02:53:45.000 Or they, and by the way, they wouldn't exist because they use snowmobiles, and not one of those motherfuckers is going to invent a snowmobile.
02:53:51.000 Exactly.
02:53:52.000 So you've got to have the red and the blue.
02:53:53.000 You've got to have both sides.
02:53:54.000 Yeah.
02:53:55.000 Absolutely.
02:53:56.000 That's awesome.
02:53:57.000 Well, hey, brother, it's always good to talk to you.
02:53:59.000 This was really fun.
02:53:59.000 Really fun.
02:54:00.000 What is this?
02:54:01.000 You and the crocodile?
02:54:02.000 Oh, there it is.
02:54:02.000 Oh, my God, dude.
02:54:03.000 You didn't tell me to put meat all around the outside of it.
02:54:06.000 Told you I was an idiot.
02:54:08.000 Look at this.
02:54:09.000 We made that cage, by the way, and I am no engineer.
02:54:12.000 Oh, my God.
02:54:12.000 Look at this.
02:54:13.000 The cave looks so flimsy.
02:54:16.000 That thing looks so flimsy, and you're just hanging by a thread.
02:54:21.000 Literally, like this cable that we sourced from a village and hoped it would hold up.
02:54:25.000 I mean, we tested it as far as putting some rocks in it and tested it and empty cage.
02:54:29.000 This is a terrible idea.
02:54:31.000 It was dumb.
02:54:32.000 It was dumb.
02:54:32.000 Look at these things doing death rolls.
02:54:34.000 But people are going to watch this, Joe, and they're going to learn about crocodiles.
02:54:37.000 Great thing you filmed it.
02:54:38.000 Right?
02:54:39.000 God, man.
02:54:40.000 That's insane.
02:54:41.000 It was fun.
02:54:43.000 That cage looks way too flimsy.
02:54:44.000 Don't do that again.
02:54:45.000 I'm not doing it again, I promise.
02:54:47.000 Tell people how they can see that.
02:54:48.000 Where they can find all your stuff.
02:54:50.000 Dude, it's Shark Week.
02:54:51.000 We got an awesome show coming out this week Alien Sharks Untamed America.
02:54:55.000 Looking at some incredible sharks celebrating America's birthday.
02:54:59.000 Our craziest, weirdest sharks.
02:55:00.000 How long has Shark Week been going on since the 80s?
02:55:04.000 39 years old, same age as me.
02:55:06.000 Yeah.
02:55:08.000 It's been around my whole life.
02:55:10.000 That is so crazy.
02:55:11.000 Yeah, it's an institution.
02:55:12.000 Wow.
02:55:13.000 Plus, we got the YouTube channel.
02:55:15.000 That's where I'm doing most of my stuff now.
02:55:16.000 I hope people check that out.
02:55:17.000 I know you watch some videos.
02:55:18.000 Yes.
02:55:19.000 I've heard you comment.
02:55:20.000 I appreciate that.
02:55:20.000 Oh, I appreciate you.
02:55:21.000 I appreciate you doing that stuff.
02:55:23.000 Thanks for having me, dude.
02:55:24.000 Always great to see you.
02:55:24.000 Always a pleasure.
02:55:24.000 My pleasure.
02:55:25.000 All right.
02:55:26.000 Bye, everybody.
02:55:27.000 See ya.