The Joe Rogan Experience - September 01, 2026


Joe Rogan Experience #2548 - Brian Simpson


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2 hours and 43 minutes

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186.26

Word count

30,491

Sentence count

3,269


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00:00:01.000 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
00:00:04.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:09.000 Yeah, I just, I just, hey, what's up, Joe?
00:00:15.000 What's up, Brian?
00:00:18.000 Here to promote the new special?
00:00:19.000 That's right.
00:00:20.000 Oh, the old special.
00:00:21.000 The old special that is now available on YouTube as well.
00:00:23.000 Now available on YouTube, live from the mothership.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, at the mothership.
00:00:27.000 And that has one of my all time favorite bits in it.
00:00:29.000 What is it?
00:00:30.000 Wop.
00:00:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:32.000 Yeah, that's one of my all time favorite bits because it's such a great arc.
00:00:39.000 You know, it's got a lot of detail to it, and then it comes back around.
00:00:44.000 I'll probably never write anything better than that.
00:00:46.000 It's a great bit.
00:00:47.000 You will.
00:00:48.000 You will.
00:00:48.000 But it is an inspired piece of material.
00:00:51.000 You know how sometimes you're haunted by a bit where you're like, Oh, yeah.
00:00:54.000 And every now and then somebody walks up to you and goes, You know, my favorite joke of yours is?
00:00:57.000 And he's like, Yeah.
00:00:59.000 Yeah.
00:01:00.000 But it's cool.
00:01:00.000 It's cool.
00:01:01.000 I'm excited, man.
00:01:02.000 We're already at like 300,000 views.
00:01:04.000 Wow.
00:01:04.000 I'm trying to get a million.
00:01:04.000 Let me get a million.
00:01:06.000 Well, after this, it'll boost up for sure.
00:01:08.000 And it was really good.
00:01:09.000 It's a great special, man.
00:01:11.000 It's hard to.
00:01:11.000 It's hard.
00:01:13.000 A special never feels like it feels in the room because you're not in the audience, you're at home.
00:01:17.000 So it's always like, even a great special is like 60 to 70% of what it feels like to be there.
00:01:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:23.000 When you're there, it's always better.
00:01:25.000 But then it's hard to be relaxed because you know that there's fucking cameras on you and you've got to nail this.
00:01:30.000 You know, the analogy I use is like, it's the difference between watching porno and then watching those same two people have sex.
00:01:37.000 Right in front of you.
00:01:40.000 You know, it's the exact same thing as happening.
00:01:42.000 Right, right, right.
00:01:43.000 It's way crazier.
00:01:45.000 People are fucking right in front of you.
00:01:46.000 Yeah, that's a whole different vibe.
00:01:48.000 Right, right.
00:01:50.000 Yeah.
00:01:52.000 It's hard to get them down.
00:01:53.000 You know, there's a lot of great comics that don't have a great special.
00:01:56.000 And it's just, it's hard.
00:01:58.000 It's hard to nail it.
00:01:59.000 I mean, it's hard to nail it.
00:02:00.000 It's hard to know when to make it happen.
00:02:03.000 It's hard to be in the right mind.
00:02:06.000 Yep, yep.
00:02:07.000 All those things.
00:02:08.000 But.
00:02:09.000 Once you knock one out.
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:11.000 Once you knock one out.
00:02:12.000 Once you get a really good one.
00:02:14.000 I always like to film four if possible.
00:02:14.000 If you're doing.
00:02:17.000 And then once you have one in the can, then you're free.
00:02:20.000 Once you have one that's done, you're like, all right, this is all a regular show now.
00:02:23.000 Now I can be free.
00:02:24.000 Well, that's the advice you gave me before.
00:02:25.000 I'm glad I did that too.
00:02:27.000 But it was funny the first one was the one where you end up using it.
00:02:31.000 Because you're inspired, but also there's less pressure.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, you don't feel.
00:02:34.000 You know, you have more chance.
00:02:35.000 Yes.
00:02:36.000 So you're free.
00:02:36.000 You're free.
00:02:37.000 You're inspired.
00:02:38.000 It's just when you have to do one.
00:02:40.000 Like, there's a lot of great specials like Bill Hicks' Relentless, the one he did in London.
00:02:45.000 God, it feels like he's tense.
00:02:47.000 It doesn't feel, it doesn't feel like loose, like relaxed.
00:02:52.000 It feels like he's very aware he's being filmed.
00:02:54.000 You think he only shot the one?
00:02:56.000 I think so.
00:02:56.000 Yeah, because it was a huge theater, you know?
00:02:59.000 And back then, that's what they used to do.
00:03:01.000 Back then, people would shoot one special, they would film one show, you know?
00:03:06.000 That feels crazy.
00:03:08.000 I remember when I first started doing two days, people were like, God, that's going to cost you so much more.
00:03:12.000 I'm like, better that.
00:03:14.000 Better that.
00:03:15.000 Have peace of mind.
00:03:16.000 But then what did I do?
00:03:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:17.000 I went and did a live one.
00:03:19.000 That I would never do.
00:03:20.000 That scares the shit out of me.
00:03:21.000 Scared the shit out of me, too.
00:03:22.000 That's why I did it.
00:03:23.000 I wanted to see what it's like.
00:03:25.000 If I could do it, it felt like a regular show.
00:03:27.000 It felt like a total regular show.
00:03:29.000 Now, you prefer that?
00:03:30.000 It's exciting.
00:03:32.000 There's something thrilling about it.
00:03:34.000 Also, I hate editing.
00:03:35.000 I don't want to watch myself.
00:03:36.000 I hate it.
00:03:36.000 I don't want to watch any of my shit.
00:03:38.000 It's good to watch because you get disgusted with yourself and you fix things.
00:03:41.000 That was the hardest part for me.
00:03:42.000 It's hard.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, I mean, film.
00:03:45.000 All the film stuff to Chris, but I don't think I turned in the final one till like four months later.
00:03:51.000 Duncan filmed one a long time ago.
00:03:52.000 He still doesn't have done anything with it.
00:03:54.000 He's like, I don't want to look at it.
00:03:56.000 It's hard, man.
00:03:57.000 And the thing is, what you understand is like the longer you go, the harder it is.
00:04:01.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:02.000 Because you are a different person.
00:04:07.000 You know, you're judging yourself.
00:04:07.000 Right.
00:04:09.000 You're looking back like the sound of your voice, the mistakes you made, the way your hands are moving, the tag you thought of after you've wrapped the set.
00:04:18.000 That's the biggest torture.
00:04:18.000 You know, it's like all.
00:04:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:20.000 Those are the torturous ones.
00:04:22.000 It's almost like the moment you film, you have to abandon it.
00:04:24.000 If you really want to fuck with a comic, give them a great tag after they've done filming this.
00:04:30.000 Like, I know you can't use this.
00:04:33.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 Jamie, what were you telling me about Moses?
00:04:36.000 I tell you, we got to save that.
00:04:38.000 Holy shit, is it hot in here?
00:04:39.000 Is it me?
00:04:40.000 It's a little warm.
00:04:41.000 Let me check that first.
00:04:44.000 But I was outside.
00:04:46.000 You know, I just.
00:04:47.000 It's not bad.
00:04:48.000 62.
00:04:48.000 I just recently got this.
00:04:52.000 The CTE Foundation.
00:04:56.000 They just released a study.
00:04:58.000 Basically, they.
00:05:01.000 Got every NFL player that died between 2016 and 2021.
00:05:05.000 It was like 800 of them or something like that.
00:05:08.000 And they asked their families to donate their brains.
00:05:10.000 So the families donated about a quarter of the family said yes.
00:05:17.000 And like 90 plus percent of the brains had CTE.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:24.000 So the best they can say for sure is that about a quarter of all those NFL players have CTE.
00:05:31.000 Because it's definitely more than that because that's all they gave them.
00:05:36.000 Right.
00:05:36.000 So, but out of the quarter, 90%.
00:05:39.000 Over 90%.
00:05:42.000 Yeah.
00:05:42.000 You know, they've found CT in high school kids.
00:05:45.000 Well, that's, yeah, that's the next one.
00:05:48.000 High school.
00:05:49.000 High school football.
00:05:50.000 All the way up.
00:05:51.000 High school, college.
00:05:53.000 Can I send it to you, Jamie?
00:05:55.000 I got it.
00:05:56.000 I got it because Adam Schefter tweeted it and, like, worded it weirdly, and people got mad about that.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, man, that's spooky.
00:06:04.000 Sometimes I see, like, an old fighter on Twitter just screaming into the wind, and I'm like, what is that guy going through?
00:06:10.000 This was a study in the British Medical Journal that came out like this week or last week.
00:06:14.000 What were we just looking at?
00:06:15.000 We were just looking at something different?
00:06:16.000 It was on ESPN.
00:06:17.000 Oh, study at least 25% of NFL players in sample had CTE.
00:06:24.000 So, 878 players that appeared in at least one NFL game and died in a six year period, at least 25% had CTE.
00:06:34.000 So, this study drew on samples donated between 2008 and 2021.
00:06:41.000 93% of which have been diagnosed with CTE, then narrowed the sample based on when donations were highest.
00:06:46.000 In fact, through the demographic data and information from death certificates, the estimate of 25% is on the low end.
00:06:53.000 Yeah.
00:06:54.000 Said Dr. Daniel Deneshevar, the study's lead author.
00:06:58.000 The study found the maximum possible prevalence of CTE was around 97%, but the true rate is somewhere in the middle.
00:07:06.000 Yeah.
00:07:07.000 That 3% is just the kickers.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, right?
00:07:10.000 Mm hmm.
00:07:11.000 Right?
00:07:11.000 It's got to be.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, right?
00:07:13.000 Like everybody else is getting hit.
00:07:15.000 There's no way.
00:07:16.000 Who's that guy that got diagnosed with CTE?
00:07:19.000 Over here?
00:07:20.000 Yeah.
00:07:20.000 I don't know if he's current.
00:07:23.000 So the thing is, these guys are getting diagnosed now while they're alive.
00:07:26.000 And not just CTE, but is it MS?
00:07:31.000 What did Chris, what's C2K have?
00:07:36.000 Chris Johnson, he was.
00:07:38.000 Oh, is it MS, I think?
00:07:40.000 What's the thing that people would Ice Bucket Challenge?
00:07:46.000 ALS?
00:07:46.000 ALS.
00:07:47.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:07:48.000 That's what Stephen Hawking has.
00:07:50.000 There's also a high prevalence of that.
00:07:53.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:56.000 A high prevalence of ALS.
00:07:58.000 But again, makes sense.
00:07:59.000 You're getting hit in the head all the time.
00:08:01.000 All sorts of things are probably going haywire up there.
00:08:03.000 I mean, the amount of times these guys get hit.
00:08:06.000 So everybody thinks about concussion, but sub concussive head trauma is just as bad.
00:08:12.000 What is sub concussive?
00:08:13.000 Where you don't get a concussion.
00:08:15.000 You just get banged in the head and you think you're okay because you don't have a concussion, but you're still doing damage.
00:08:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:20.000 You know who gets CTE?
00:08:22.000 Soccer players.
00:08:24.000 From heading the ball.
00:08:26.000 Oh, yeah, I bet.
00:08:27.000 How crazy?
00:08:28.000 Thousands and thousands and thousands of times.
00:08:30.000 But you would never imagine that a rubber ball could hurt your brain.
00:08:34.000 You would think, it's fine.
00:08:35.000 Boink, it doesn't even hurt.
00:08:36.000 Do you know what's weird is that.
00:08:40.000 What's weird is how okay it is to make fun of it.
00:08:44.000 Oh, CTE?
00:08:45.000 Yeah.
00:08:47.000 It's become the new R word, you know, where it's like you can just say, like CTE is the punchline.
00:08:53.000 Well, you know why?
00:08:54.000 It's because it's brutish men.
00:08:56.000 And nobody.
00:08:57.000 Feels bad for brutish men.
00:08:58.000 Yeah, nobody feels bad for brutish men.
00:09:00.000 People always feel bad for women.
00:09:02.000 That's why this lady killed her kids.
00:09:03.000 And everyone's like, oh my God, she needed help.
00:09:06.000 Imagine if a single father killed his kids.
00:09:08.000 Do you think there'd be any dads out there?
00:09:09.000 We get it.
00:09:10.000 We understand.
00:09:12.000 I also get sad.
00:09:12.000 Absolutely.
00:09:15.000 I should put the joke out, but I said it on stage yesterday.
00:09:20.000 So I don't follow this news.
00:09:21.000 So when I first heard it, so basically she strangled her three kids.
00:09:26.000 Yeah.
00:09:26.000 Right?
00:09:27.000 And then she tried to kill herself.
00:09:31.000 She cut her throat and her wrist, and then she jumped out the window.
00:09:34.000 Didn't do a good job.
00:09:35.000 Right.
00:09:35.000 She failed.
00:09:36.000 She ended up paralyzed.
00:09:37.000 And I said, and this is, I just said, I feel like she doesn't have good problem solving skills because you were three for three on the strangulation.
00:09:46.000 And then when you tried to kill yourself, you're using unproven methods.
00:09:52.000 Why not strangle yourself?
00:09:54.000 You are definitely good at that.
00:09:55.000 Yeah, hang yourself.
00:09:56.000 Yeah.
00:09:57.000 So I don't know if she really wanted to do that.
00:09:59.000 She looks fucking crazy.
00:09:59.000 I don't know.
00:10:00.000 I mean, you can't tell looking in someone's eyes, really.
00:10:03.000 They're under stress, they're in court.
00:10:05.000 They're going to be going to jail for the rest of their life, most likely.
00:10:08.000 So there's a lot of stress, but boy, does she look crazy.
00:10:10.000 But when you're dealing with somebody that's out of it, you can tell.
00:10:13.000 But she chased her son down.
00:10:16.000 She chased him down to strangle him.
00:10:17.000 He ran away from her.
00:10:18.000 Did she say that?
00:10:20.000 It's in the case.
00:10:21.000 Oh, man.
00:10:22.000 You know, I think if those ladies could see the crime scene and see those dead kids with their fucking vacant eyes staring up because their mother took their life, the last fucking thing that they saw was their mother standing over them, choking them to death.
00:10:35.000 I don't.
00:10:36.000 Think they would feel so bad.
00:10:37.000 I think everybody that is saying free Lindsay.
00:10:40.000 People are out of their fucking mind.
00:10:42.000 If she gets freed, they should have to let her babysit.
00:10:46.000 She's out of her fucking mind.
00:10:48.000 The world is out of its fucking mind.
00:10:49.000 It's like more of these things come up where you're like, this can't be real.
00:10:53.000 This can't be real.
00:10:54.000 And it is real.
00:10:55.000 More of these things where you're like, people are showing up in support of a woman who killed her children.
00:11:00.000 I don't care how rough it was, the ability to kill your children is crazy.
00:11:08.000 That's a level of crazy that anyone who has kids, you know how much you love them, what you would do to save them, what you do to protect them from harm.
00:11:16.000 The idea that you can get to a point where you could strangle your kids and chase your son make sure that's true, that she chased her son down.
00:11:22.000 Pretty sure it's true.
00:11:23.000 People are making up like conspiracies that it was actually the husband.
00:11:29.000 You know, like that's how badly they want her to not be responsible, even though she's already admitted it.
00:11:34.000 Well, I think there's conspiracies about every fucking thing that's ever existed.
00:11:39.000 There's so many morons out there with a hot take.
00:11:42.000 Including me.
00:11:43.000 There's a lot of dumbasses that have terrible hot takes.
00:11:46.000 So, as always, not me.
00:11:47.000 I'm pretty much always right.
00:11:49.000 I'm pretty much always on the.
00:11:50.000 Did you take the COVID vaccine?
00:11:52.000 Yeah, a few times.
00:11:53.000 And then shut the fuck up.
00:11:55.000 Oh, you still don't believe in vaccines?
00:11:57.000 Not that one.
00:11:58.000 That one didn't do a goddamn thing.
00:11:58.000 Oh, not that one.
00:12:01.000 That one didn't do a goddamn thing.
00:12:02.000 It didn't protect you from transmission, it didn't protect you from infection, and it opened you up to a host of different problems.
00:12:09.000 Got me a long vacation, though.
00:12:10.000 Yeah, I think we need another one.
00:12:12.000 We need another pandemic.
00:12:14.000 I want to stay in the house for six months.
00:12:16.000 Just stay in the house for six months.
00:12:18.000 Look, if that's what you like to do, then just do it.
00:12:19.000 Yeah, but I don't want to feel guilty about it.
00:12:22.000 So you're like Fauci, you want to sacrifice the entire world for your own benefit.
00:12:28.000 What did he get out of it, though?
00:12:31.000 A lot of fear right now.
00:12:33.000 That guy doesn't sleep right now.
00:12:33.000 That's what he got.
00:12:35.000 You can see the look on his face when he had to testify and plead the fifth.
00:12:38.000 He feels the weight of what he did because the world knows what he did now.
00:12:42.000 Well, first of all, he funded gain of function research when it's illegal.
00:12:42.000 But what did he do?
00:12:47.000 So when Obama put a stop to it, he went through the Eco Health Alliance and they backdoored it.
00:12:52.000 And they funded this creation of these new viruses.
00:12:58.000 They take a virus and make it.
00:13:00.000 More transmissible and more dangerous.
00:13:02.000 What's the purpose of that?
00:13:03.000 Who knows?
00:13:05.000 There's a lot of people that think it's weapons and that this is biological weapons research, and what they're trying to do is develop specific targeted viruses that they can inflict on a population.
00:13:18.000 We know they have done that before.
00:13:20.000 They've experimented with certain bugs and infect these bugs with diseases and then drop them out of helicopters onto a civilization so that it wipes out people and wipes out their medical system.
00:13:30.000 Everybody gets sick.
00:13:32.000 They know they did that on Plum Island, which is right near where Lyme, Connecticut is.
00:13:36.000 And that's the suspicion where Lyme disease came from.
00:13:39.000 Lyme disease, this is why it's called Lyme disease, because people started being diagnosed with it in Lyme, Connecticut.
00:13:46.000 And it's literally like a hop, skip, and a jump from Plum Island, where they do this fucking research on bugs, where they take bugs and infect them with different diseases to make them so they can use them in warfare.
00:14:01.000 That's the idea.
00:14:02.000 The idea was that they would.
00:14:04.000 Say, if we're going to war with a country, you fly overhead, dump all these bugs that are infected.
00:14:09.000 People get bit, it starts to spread, gets any other bugs.
00:14:12.000 Their medical system gets overwhelmed.
00:14:14.000 Their fighting age population gets overwhelmed.
00:14:16.000 Scary shit, man.
00:14:19.000 These motherfuckers have been doing this kind of research for a long time.
00:14:23.000 But it's like, look, if you're a comedian, your phone's ringing.
00:14:26.000 If you're a comedian, you tell jokes.
00:14:29.000 If you're a fucking researcher, you do research.
00:14:32.000 And if your research is gain of function research, to me, And by the way, they never came up with a cure for any of these things.
00:14:38.000 The idea is we're going to study these diseases, then make them more transmissible so we understand how to prevent infection and how to cure people.
00:14:47.000 They didn't have a cure.
00:14:48.000 When COVID got released, they had no fucking idea what to do.
00:14:52.000 The whole thing was a mass fuck up, either on purpose or by accident.
00:14:57.000 But either way, Fauci lied.
00:14:59.000 And he lied through the entire media thing.
00:15:02.000 First of all, he lied about the miscarriage risk for women in the first trimester in a text message.
00:15:09.000 You're going to have them all?
00:15:10.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:15:10.000 In a text message, he talked about how the cytokine storm during the first trimester seems to there seems to be a signal that indicates a higher risk of miscarriage.
00:15:19.000 And then months later, he's on TV telling it's totally safe for pregnant women.
00:15:26.000 In fact, it's more risky for you to get COVID.
00:15:29.000 What's the cytokine storm?
00:15:31.000 What is that?
00:15:32.000 Cytokine storm is a reaction to the vaccine.
00:15:34.000 And I don't know the specifics, but I know that this is exactly how he described it.
00:15:40.000 And that particularly during the first trimester, I mean, there's like a high risk.
00:15:44.000 Of miscarriage.
00:15:45.000 It's very high.
00:15:46.000 Very high.
00:15:48.000 I know five women that had miscarriages after they got vaccinated.
00:15:54.000 They got pregnant, got vaccinated, had a miscarriage.
00:15:58.000 And then.
00:15:58.000 And he knew about it.
00:15:59.000 He fucking knew about it and lied.
00:16:02.000 He lied about the transmission.
00:16:03.000 He lied about the risk for children.
00:16:07.000 He lied about everything.
00:16:08.000 The necessity for children to get vaccinated.
00:16:10.000 Is he lying about that?
00:16:11.000 No, because Biden gave him a full pardon for all crimes that he may have committed from 2014 to 2024.
00:16:21.000 He gave him a 10 year pardon for the first time ever where someone's been pardoned where they're not convicted of a crime.
00:16:28.000 Usually, when you're pardoned, it's like, you know, you did a little this, you did a little that, you went to jail for tax evasion or whatever, and then the guy gets in and goes, ah, he donated to the Democrats or he donated to the Republicans, and he's a good guy.
00:16:40.000 I'm leaving office.
00:16:41.000 I'm going to let this guy out.
00:16:42.000 And people go, hey, how did he get out?
00:16:45.000 They yell for a couple days, then it goes away, and then you live in Florida.
00:16:48.000 That's normal.
00:16:49.000 Right.
00:16:50.000 But this is different.
00:16:51.000 This is different.
00:16:52.000 He pardoned a bunch of members of his family that had not been convicted of any crime or even accused of any crimes.
00:16:59.000 He pardoned his son.
00:17:01.000 He pardoned the Fauci one, the big one, though, because that's 10 fucking years.
00:17:07.000 For 10 fucking years.
00:17:08.000 From 2014, which is when Obama put the moratorium on gain of function research.
00:17:14.000 Obama came in and was like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:17:16.000 Like, why are we making viruses more dangerous?
00:17:19.000 No, we're not spending money on this.
00:17:21.000 Obama stopped it.
00:17:22.000 And then when the Trump administration, and he kept doing it through Eco Health Alliance, but then when the Trump administration came along, it was all fucking chaos in 2016.
00:17:29.000 And it's very important that we do research on these viruses to make sure that we're protected.
00:17:37.000 And so Trump is like, sounds good.
00:17:39.000 I like it.
00:17:40.000 And then it gets through.
00:17:43.000 I don't know exactly if that happened.
00:17:47.000 I know that Obama put a moratorium on it in 2014.
00:17:51.000 I know he's accused of going through the Eco Health Alliance.
00:17:54.000 To fund gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute.
00:17:58.000 Is he in the Epstein files?
00:17:59.000 I don't think so.
00:18:01.000 He likes killing people.
00:18:02.000 He doesn't like fucking them.
00:18:05.000 Well, guys, he's a scary dude.
00:18:07.000 He's a scary dude, man.
00:18:08.000 I mean, this is the same dude during the AIDS crisis that was giving people AZT, which killed people quicker than cancer when they were using it as a chemotherapy drug.
00:18:17.000 They stopped using it as a chemotherapy drug because it was killing people quicker than the cancer was, but it was already approved.
00:18:22.000 So when AIDS came along, they're like, look, instead of going through this long trial to come up with a medication and you have to go five years, all this.
00:18:29.000 Fucking shit you have to do to get FDA approval.
00:18:31.000 We've got a drug already.
00:18:32.000 Let's just start using that.
00:18:33.000 And they started using AZT, a toxic chemotherapy drug.
00:18:38.000 And they used it for people that were asymptomatic.
00:18:41.000 So people who had no symptoms, but they tested positive for HIV, they gave them AZT and they were dead in six months.
00:18:47.000 I wonder why didn't we lock down for that?
00:18:49.000 If we'd all stopped fucking for like a year and a half, we would have got AIDS up out of here.
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00:20:22.000 I have a sneaking suspicion that there's a guy, he died recently.
00:20:28.000 The guy, Peter Duesberg, who was out of the University of California, Berkeley.
00:20:33.000 When did he die?
00:20:35.000 He's about the guy that.
00:20:37.000 He was.
00:20:38.000 He had a bone marrow transplant?
00:20:40.000 No, no, no.
00:20:42.000 Earlier this year, January.
00:20:44.000 Earlier this year.
00:20:45.000 Should have had him back on again.
00:20:46.000 I had him on early in the day, and people got so mad at me.
00:20:49.000 So, he's a professor of biology at the University of California, Berkeley, tenured professor, so they couldn't have fired him, but lost all his research grants, lost everything.
00:20:58.000 Because during the AIDS crisis, he pointed out that all these people that are in the gay community that are suffering from, you know, air quote, AIDS are also hardcore drug users.
00:21:10.000 They're all party drug users.
00:21:11.000 They're all using amyl nitrate and crystal meth, and they're destroying their immune system with this stuff, and then they get HIV.
00:21:21.000 His contention was that HIV, and I don't know if this is true.
00:21:25.000 I'm sure a lot of people disagree, but I'm just saying what he believed.
00:21:28.000 His contention was that HIV was actually not responsible for AIDS, but was in fact a weak virus that was only showing up in the immune systems of people that were already compromised.
00:21:39.000 So these people were severely compromised because they were heavy drug users, and that's what was fucking up their immune system.
00:21:46.000 That's what was fucking up their life.
00:21:47.000 He said that in the 80s?
00:21:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:49.000 There's tons of articles.
00:21:50.000 I mean, he printed it, I think, God, it was like Was it Spin Magazine that had this whole thing about it?
00:21:55.000 He wrote books on it, but he was basically rendered persona non grata.
00:22:00.000 He was basically lost all his grants, didn't have any, you know, no students wanted to like study under him.
00:22:08.000 He was a pariah because of his position.
00:22:11.000 They said it was homophobic, they said all these crazy things, but he was saying, look, it's nothing to do with gay or straight.
00:22:16.000 What I'm telling you is this group of people that you're attributing this disease to also are hardcore drug users.
00:22:23.000 You're not seeing this like when they say.
00:22:26.000 AIDS in Africa.
00:22:27.000 Do you think they're testing all those people for HIV with a fucking PCR test?
00:22:31.000 No.
00:22:31.000 They're malnourished.
00:22:32.000 They're dying of starvation.
00:22:34.000 So his theory is that you have to already have a weekend for your HIV to progress to AIDS.
00:22:41.000 Exactly.
00:22:42.000 He was saying the reason why these people have HIV is not because HIV is killing them, they have AIDS.
00:22:49.000 Their immune system is already destroyed, so that's why HIV is not fought off by the body.
00:22:54.000 It's very weird because he's full of shit.
00:22:59.000 Okay, we know he's full of shit.
00:23:01.000 He's a proven liar.
00:23:01.000 He's a liar.
00:23:03.000 He lied about the gain of function research.
00:23:05.000 He lied about the transmission, lied about the infection, the potential of the vaccine to stop infection and transmission.
00:23:11.000 He lied about how deadly it was for kids.
00:23:13.000 He lied about the death rate.
00:23:15.000 There's proof from all this.
00:23:16.000 I remember when you sent me that book, it was like, I forget who wrote that book.
00:23:19.000 Which one?
00:23:20.000 RFK Jr.?
00:23:21.000 The Real Anthony Fauci?
00:23:22.000 Was that a book you sent me?
00:23:24.000 This was like during the pandemic.
00:23:25.000 Probably.
00:23:26.000 You got to read this.
00:23:27.000 I never read it.
00:23:27.000 Probably.
00:23:29.000 You should listen to the audio version.
00:23:31.000 It's really good.
00:23:32.000 I just don't think he's that interesting.
00:23:33.000 Dr. Fauci?
00:23:35.000 Yeah, because he's not.
00:23:36.000 Well, here's something that should interest you.
00:23:39.000 He used this AIDS vaccine on foster kids in New York and killed them.
00:23:43.000 Really?
00:23:44.000 They experimented on foster children in New York State and killed them with this vaccine that he was trying.
00:23:44.000 Yes.
00:23:50.000 He was trying to develop a vaccine for AIDS.
00:23:54.000 And in doing so, he killed a bunch of kids.
00:23:55.000 So why they can't put him in prison for that?
00:23:57.000 Because no one's chasing after him for that.
00:24:00.000 No one's chasing after him for anything other than the most recent thing.
00:24:03.000 But the more you dig into this guy, and if you read The Real Anthony Fauci by RFK Jr., That book is fucking horrible.
00:24:09.000 Well, if they start locking people up for what they did to foster children, there's going to be a lot of motherfuckers going to prison.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, I bet you that's where they start experimenting.
00:24:15.000 Of course.
00:24:16.000 They have no parents.
00:24:17.000 They have no parents and they're children and they can't say shit.
00:24:21.000 No one's going to believe it.
00:24:22.000 They need to know better and they tell others it's going to make you feel better.
00:24:23.000 Exactly.
00:24:23.000 Yeah.
00:24:24.000 And they're probably already troubled.
00:24:26.000 So, you know, and they probably already have health problems because they're probably not getting good nutrition.
00:24:31.000 They're probably under stress all the time.
00:24:32.000 And fuck, man.
00:24:33.000 Their parents were drug addicts or alcoholics.
00:24:36.000 That's a distinct possibility.
00:24:38.000 The book is horrible.
00:24:38.000 It's fucking.
00:24:41.000 And I always say, look, if it's not true, why hasn't anybody sued him?
00:24:44.000 That's a good point.
00:24:48.000 I mean, he's the head of HHS now.
00:24:49.000 I mean, I don't think he's wrong.
00:24:51.000 And I had the same opinion of him that a lot of people have.
00:24:55.000 You don't think who's wrong?
00:24:56.000 I thought RFK Jr.
00:24:57.000 Oh.
00:24:57.000 I don't think he's wrong.
00:24:58.000 I think it's very well researched, and I think he's telling the truth about all of this.
00:25:03.000 And when I was, you know, a quote unquote liberal when I was living in California, I thought he was a kook.
00:25:11.000 When he was talking about vaccines and all this, I thought he was just an anti vaccine, anti science nutter that also happened to be a Kennedy.
00:25:19.000 See, that's how I feel about him.
00:25:21.000 Because you don't pay attention to what he says.
00:25:22.000 That is a good point.
00:25:24.000 Because it's hard to listen to.
00:25:24.000 Yeah.
00:25:27.000 It's hard to listen to him talk.
00:25:29.000 Well, if you hear his voice.
00:25:29.000 Yeah, but the thing is, the book is written and then someone else reads it.
00:25:34.000 So it's not, that would be torture.
00:25:36.000 It's a whole idea of that.
00:25:37.000 I mean, you say some crazy shit.
00:25:38.000 You sound like a troll or something.
00:25:38.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 Well, The thing about him that's really interesting is he was a well respected guy for the longest time because he was an environmental attorney.
00:25:51.000 And what he was doing was stopping corporations from polluting rivers.
00:25:54.000 Like, he's responsible for cleaning up the East River in New York State, in New York City.
00:25:59.000 He's literally responsible for that.
00:26:01.000 Like, he held those, he went to court, he held those people accountable, made them clean it up.
00:26:06.000 Like, he was a legit guy.
00:26:08.000 And then these women kept showing up at some of these events that he had.
00:26:13.000 Where he would give speeches on the toxic poisons, mercury in the ground, all these different things that are the problems of pollution that enters into communities.
00:26:21.000 And these ladies started saying, You need to look at mercury and vaccines.
00:26:26.000 And he was like, What?
00:26:27.000 Fucking crazy bitches.
00:26:28.000 I'm not listening.
00:26:29.000 And like this woman literally showed up and said, I'm not leaving unless you read this.
00:26:33.000 And he's like, All right, well, let me look at it.
00:26:36.000 And then he started looking in.
00:26:37.000 He was like, Holy fuck.
00:26:38.000 And then when you see the.
00:26:40.000 When they raised.
00:26:42.000 First of all, the biggest mistake they ever did.
00:26:45.000 Was give these vaccine manufacturers complete immunity.
00:26:47.000 So, is he the reason we don't use mercury in the vaccines anymore?
00:26:52.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:26:54.000 Well, they use a different kind of mercury and then they start using it.
00:26:54.000 I don't know.
00:26:57.000 They use methylmercury and ethylmercury.
00:26:58.000 I forget which one.
00:27:00.000 And one of them, they said it leaves the body quicker.
00:27:04.000 But the problem with that is it also crosses the blood brain barrier.
00:27:07.000 Look, any amount of mercury is bad.
00:27:11.000 Then they start using aluminum.
00:27:12.000 You know, the way.
00:27:13.000 Do you know how a vaccine works?
00:27:15.000 I mean, generally?
00:27:15.000 Roughly.
00:27:16.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 So, you have an inert.
00:27:18.000 Virus, and then you have an irritant, and the irritant is like aluminum, and your body reacts to that and then recognizes the virus and builds immunities towards that virus, the dead virus that's in the vaccine.
00:27:30.000 It's in the vaccine.
00:27:32.000 And they were using mercury as this irritant, as this thing that causes this immune response.
00:27:38.000 And mercury is fucking terrible for you.
00:27:40.000 Did you see the thing?
00:27:42.000 They just found something.
00:27:43.000 It's going to be, it potentially could be the first thing in history to be the cure and its own vaccine.
00:27:54.000 They found like frog venom.
00:27:55.000 Yes.
00:27:56.000 I'm sorry, no, bacteria in a frog's gut.
00:27:59.000 Yes.
00:28:00.000 Something Americanus.
00:28:01.000 I forget what it is.
00:28:01.000 Here's one thing important before we get off the vaccine.
00:28:04.000 Autism thing.
00:28:06.000 The guy who wrote the study that's often quoted about vaccines not causing autism just got arrested for fraud.
00:28:14.000 The guy that's often.
00:28:17.000 So the scientist whose paper they quote when they say, here's the proof that vaccines don't cause autism, see if you can find that article.
00:28:25.000 He just got arrested for fraud.
00:28:27.000 What kind of fraud?
00:28:28.000 We're going to find out.
00:28:29.000 But people around Fauci, this is what's interesting, that don't have a pardon from Biden.
00:28:35.000 Are going, are getting arrested now.
00:28:38.000 And that's interesting.
00:28:39.000 They're being tried and they're being charged.
00:28:41.000 So it's going to get weird.
00:28:43.000 And that guy, he feels the heat.
00:28:45.000 Autism vaccine Richard arraigned in the United States.
00:28:49.000 Danish physician co authored work demonstrating no links between childhood vaccines and autism.
00:28:54.000 And what is he arraigned for?
00:28:55.000 Co authored key papers demonstrating no links between childhood vaccines and autism.
00:29:01.000 Was arraigned on federal wire fraud and money laundering charges after his extradition from Germany, the Department of Justice said.
00:29:08.000 He was a co author of a 2002 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that offered strong evidence based on a cohort of 500,000 Danish children that refuted the hypothesis that measles, mumps, and rebellion vaccination caused autism.
00:29:21.000 Who hasn't been a little money launderer?
00:29:24.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 He's a dirty guy, and he probably was getting paid to make that study.
00:29:29.000 And there's a long history of scientists doing that, all the way back to the scientists that were paid off by the sugar industry to show that it was.
00:29:39.000 It was cholesterol and saturated fat that was causing heart attacks and not sugar.
00:29:45.000 They paid these guys $50,000.
00:29:46.000 That's it?
00:29:47.000 That's it.
00:29:49.000 In like whatever year it was.
00:29:51.000 And these guys fucked us up.
00:29:52.000 Man, you can get a couple senators for $50,000.
00:29:54.000 Oh, you can get a lot of people.
00:29:55.000 Yeah, you can get a lot of people for $100K, $50,000.
00:29:58.000 That's the right amount.
00:30:00.000 Well, what have they done here in Texas with the fucking THC ban?
00:30:04.000 Who's asking for that when 70% of the state wants it to be legal and somehow or another they made it illegal and the alcohol lobby.
00:30:12.000 Is involved and they've been losing money.
00:30:15.000 You know, alcohol companies are losing money right now.
00:30:18.000 People are drinking a lot less.
00:30:19.000 Texas runs on drugs.
00:30:21.000 It's crazy the people that pretend otherwise.
00:30:24.000 It's like everyone's always on something.
00:30:26.000 Well, if they're not on something illegal, they're on something legal.
00:30:30.000 And that's where it gets weird.
00:30:32.000 Like, who decides what's legal and what's not legal?
00:30:34.000 Like, all the border states get high.
00:30:36.000 I mean, all the states get high, but the border states, especially, that's where the drugs are coming in.
00:30:36.000 Yeah.
00:30:36.000 Yeah.
00:30:43.000 Listen, you could just go to the doctor and say, I can't concentrate, and they'll give you Adderall.
00:30:47.000 It's so easy to get Adderall.
00:30:47.000 Yeah?
00:30:50.000 They'll put you on some powerful shit.
00:30:52.000 They'll put you on speed.
00:30:54.000 You can crush it up and snort it, and it's totally legal.
00:30:59.000 I mean, half the college kids, they're on Adderall and chat.
00:30:59.000 Yeah.
00:31:02.000 Half the high school kids.
00:31:04.000 High school kids are saying they have ADD and they're getting Adderall.
00:31:07.000 I know this for a fact.
00:31:09.000 The thing is, I do have it, but I can't take that shit.
00:31:12.000 It fucks me up.
00:31:13.000 What do you mean you have ADD?
00:31:14.000 I was diagnosed with that shit when I was like.
00:31:17.000 What does that even mean?
00:31:18.000 I don't know.
00:31:19.000 I don't even think it's real.
00:31:20.000 But every time they've tried to give me medicine for it, I was like, I don't like this.
00:31:23.000 I think it's just you think different than other people.
00:31:26.000 That's all it is.
00:31:27.000 All it is, and you're bored with stupid stuff that you don't want to pay attention to.
00:31:31.000 But you could focus like a motherfucker when you like something, right?
00:31:34.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:35.000 It's a superpower.
00:31:35.000 Yeah.
00:31:36.000 When I like something, or when there's a sense of urgency.
00:31:39.000 Like if it's like, oh, it's got to happen right in a second.
00:31:41.000 Yeah, I can focus.
00:31:41.000 Yeah.
00:31:42.000 When you actually have to do something other than you have some shitty job where they tell you what to do, like, fuck this.
00:31:48.000 Oh, you have ADD.
00:31:49.000 You can't focus.
00:31:51.000 No, but yeah, the problem is, I don't have a problem focusing.
00:31:54.000 I just, it's just what I can focus on.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:57.000 It's like if it doesn't, if it's not interesting to me, then I'm just.
00:32:01.000 That's not a disease, man.
00:32:02.000 It depends on who you ask.
00:32:04.000 That's the problem.
00:32:05.000 You know, it's a disease when your boss wants you to do something.
00:32:07.000 What the fuck is wrong with him?
00:32:10.000 You know?
00:32:11.000 I got ADD.
00:32:12.000 Or when I got to fill out an application.
00:32:13.000 I'll tell you that.
00:32:16.000 If you had to fill out a form to get into heaven, I'm going to be burning up in hell.
00:32:21.000 I hate paperwork.
00:32:22.000 Like, I just can't fucking do it.
00:32:23.000 I just can't fucking do it.
00:32:25.000 Yeah, that's not ADD.
00:32:26.000 Like, I really got to.
00:32:27.000 I really got.
00:32:28.000 Well, no, this is just a separate pet peeve of mine.
00:32:31.000 I really can't.
00:32:32.000 Because it's always for no reason.
00:32:34.000 It's always someone asking you information that they already have.
00:32:37.000 Right.
00:32:37.000 They'll mail a form to your house and you got to put your address on it.
00:32:40.000 I get crazy when I go somewhere and, like, you want to buy a tire or something like that.
00:32:44.000 And they want, can you give us your email address?
00:32:46.000 Like, no.
00:32:47.000 So you don't believe in ADD at all?
00:32:49.000 No.
00:32:49.000 I just don't think most people have it.
00:32:51.000 No, I think most people just don't want to concentrate on the things that are boring to them.
00:32:56.000 And I don't think that's a disease.
00:32:59.000 I think, listen, you could use a little discipline.
00:33:01.000 It'd probably be good to learn how to count.
00:33:03.000 There's some stuff that's good, but the actual disease?
00:33:07.000 What does that mean?
00:33:08.000 It's a disorder.
00:33:09.000 Disease.
00:33:10.000 It's a kind of difference.
00:33:10.000 Okay.
00:33:11.000 Okay.
00:33:11.000 Disorder.
00:33:13.000 But even a disorder.
00:33:14.000 By whose standards?
00:33:16.000 By society's standards, it wants you to have a boring ass job that you don't like or concentrate in boring ass classes that you're not enjoying.
00:33:24.000 He can't concentrate.
00:33:25.000 He's got ADD.
00:33:26.000 The fucking class is boring.
00:33:28.000 I bet if you get that kid in front of a video game, he can concentrate like a motherfucker.
00:33:31.000 They probably call it a disorder because most people don't have that problem.
00:33:36.000 I don't think most people don't have it.
00:33:37.000 I think a lot of people have it.
00:33:38.000 Yeah, I think if you go to the doctor, they'll tell you you have it.
00:33:40.000 Like, even the kids that get their ass beat, they still can't focus.
00:33:44.000 Like, you know, they call it, they let your mama come in class and watch you.
00:33:48.000 Yeah, but they're just bored, man.
00:33:49.000 They're bored.
00:33:50.000 It's not a disease.
00:33:51.000 If you give those kids something they like, like a game that they like, I bet if there's a sport they like to do, I bet they love that.
00:33:58.000 I bet they're, like, focused on that.
00:34:00.000 School is fucking boring.
00:34:02.000 It's boring and it's frustrating for children that are filled with energy to have to sit down.
00:34:07.000 I remember this guy.
00:34:09.000 I used to listen to, what was his name?
00:34:10.000 Tom Hartman, I think.
00:34:12.000 But he, he, I remember hearing him talk about a school they had way back in the day in the Northeast that would, like before they started calling it ADHD, but they would go get these kids that couldn't focus and they would put them all in this one school and they taught completely differently.
00:34:27.000 Like they would let you, they would let them kind of just do, like if they had a question, that's when they would learn whatever they needed to learn to answer that question.
00:34:36.000 They didn't, it wasn't like a super structured curriculum.
00:34:39.000 So they got to, Only do what they were interested in, and they would have to learn the basics before they could, you know, finish whatever they were actually interested in.
00:34:48.000 And it worked out.
00:34:49.000 I don't know why, I forget why it ended up getting shut down, but it was almost like Professor X's academy.
00:34:54.000 You know, they would go find these weird kids and bring them all to this one place.
00:34:58.000 But that, like you said, it doesn't fit into the standardized, you know, school isn't for you to fucking get smart, it's to teach you how to be a worker.
00:35:06.000 Exactly.
00:35:06.000 And it was developed by the Rockefellers for that specific reason.
00:35:10.000 Yeah, it was engineered to turn you into a worker.
00:35:10.000 Really?
00:35:13.000 It's not to educate you the most effective way possible.
00:35:16.000 It's to make sure that you can get a job.
00:35:19.000 It's like they just want to turn you into someone they can use.
00:35:22.000 Well, then now they're shipping all the jobs overseas.
00:35:24.000 The problem with whenever the pharmaceutical drug companies are involved, they have such a grip on the media and such a grip on the medical establishment.
00:35:32.000 There's so much money involved.
00:35:34.000 They will come up with disorders that they need to medicate you for because they're extremely profitable.
00:35:41.000 And that's the problem.
00:35:42.000 Yeah.
00:35:42.000 I mean, but that's every industry.
00:35:44.000 But it doesn't mean Adderall is not awesome.
00:35:46.000 I bet it's great.
00:35:46.000 This is like, I feel like the world is just a series of scams.
00:35:51.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:35:52.000 It's like whatever scam are you in on?
00:35:55.000 Right.
00:35:55.000 Yeah, I mean, everything's kind of a scam.
00:35:59.000 Not everything.
00:35:59.000 No.
00:36:01.000 Farms aren't a scam.
00:36:02.000 We're a nation of scammers.
00:36:04.000 You give people money, they give you eggs.
00:36:05.000 That's not a scam.
00:36:06.000 There's a lot of things that aren't scams.
00:36:09.000 I mean, yeah, yeah.
00:36:10.000 I guess, I mean, listen, if you could buy eggs directly from the farmer, then you're not getting scammed.
00:36:15.000 The thing about money and power is at the highest levels, like when you get into government, when you get into enormous corporations that can affect government, then you're going to get a lot of scams because they're just trying to make as much money as possible.
00:36:30.000 That's the problem.
00:36:31.000 I don't think it was ever intended for a politician to be your job, for a senator to be like lifetime.
00:36:39.000 Lifetime.
00:36:39.000 Crazy.
00:36:40.000 And then all of a sudden, you have hundreds of millions of dollars through a method no one could really explain why you're so good at the stock market.
00:36:48.000 Yeah, and if I just follow all your stock trades perfectly, regardless of party, somehow I get.
00:36:57.000 You ever talked to DeRosa about it?
00:36:58.000 No.
00:36:59.000 DeRosa used to work for the Senate in Texas.
00:37:01.000 And he's got crazy stories.
00:37:03.000 Crazy stories about how much money these people are getting.
00:37:05.000 Donations and this and that, and going to do this and going to do that, and getting paid to do this and paid to do that.
00:37:10.000 That's most of what their job is fundraising and collecting money from people.
00:37:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:18.000 And I made the mistake of, because I, you know, I never give politicians money.
00:37:23.000 Like, ever.
00:37:24.000 It just doesn't make sense to me to give a rich motherfucker money.
00:37:27.000 Like, I need your money.
00:37:28.000 I need money, right?
00:37:29.000 I need you to go get me.
00:37:30.000 But I don't donate to them hardly ever.
00:37:33.000 I sent, A politician money recently, and I and and then they just they just never stop asking, just every week.
00:37:33.000 And I made the mistake.
00:37:41.000 Like, you as soon as you put your email down, they just from every week, they're like, Guys, we need I just need one more dollar.
00:37:49.000 I was like, I'm not giving you no fucking money.
00:37:52.000 They were trying to raise money for the Democratic Party right after Kamala lost, they were sending out emails.
00:37:59.000 Well, they're always all in constant.
00:38:02.000 That's why that's why the political parties need to constantly keep you scared.
00:38:09.000 Because that's the only way they can make sure you give them money.
00:38:12.000 They tell you the sky is falling.
00:38:13.000 Hey, if we can't defeat them, it's the end of the world.
00:38:16.000 Yeah.
00:38:17.000 Yeah, it's a dirty business, man.
00:38:19.000 Yeah, there's people that are struggling that are still giving politicians money.
00:38:24.000 Have you seen those people that aren't really giving politicians money, but they're listed as giving politicians money?
00:38:31.000 And they think it's like NGO money that they've funneled money through pretending that these people are donating money.
00:38:38.000 And so they can use NGO money and then funnel it into these.
00:38:43.000 Political parties, and then they knock on these people's doors and they say, Hey, did you donate $25,000 to the Democratic Party?
00:38:51.000 And they're like, No, I don't have $25,000, but they donated at one point in time many, many years ago.
00:38:57.000 So they have their name on a list, non governmental organization.
00:39:02.000 So this is one of the things that Doge, when Elon came in and cleaned up all this USAID stuff, this is part of what was going on.
00:39:10.000 As a lot of it is just money laundering.
00:39:12.000 You're taking a bunch of government funds and you have all these different non government organizations that get money from the government, and then the money's moving in this very cyclical way.
00:39:23.000 And one of the ways they think they were doing it was finding a bunch of people on these lists of people that had donated before and then attributing money to them that they never donated.
00:39:32.000 So if you gave them $5, they would say you gave $100.
00:39:34.000 Well, they weren't even given any money, but they were using because they don't get like a receipt.
00:39:38.000 So they just said, oh, Billy Smith donated $25,000, and then they knock on Billy Smith's door.
00:39:45.000 Did you donate $25,000 to the Republicans?
00:39:47.000 Like, fucking no.
00:39:48.000 What are you talking about?
00:39:49.000 So they were just using the fact that they had this kind of list.
00:39:53.000 They had all this money that Elon was talking about billions and billions and billions of dollars.
00:39:57.000 It was written that they have no receipts for, they have no idea where it went.
00:40:02.000 And some of that is like moving around.
00:40:03.000 Some of it's going to Ukraine.
00:40:06.000 I bet you that motherfucker got a rude awakening.
00:40:07.000 Actually, I remember talking to you about this on here about when he first started doing it.
00:40:13.000 I was like, as soon as he started fucking with that real money, he's going to be up out of there.
00:40:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:17.000 I thought it was going to happen when he went to the Pentagon.
00:40:18.000 But it's like, as soon as you start, you can't, you're not allowed to fuck with the real scams.
00:40:23.000 You can do the surface stuff.
00:40:23.000 Right.
00:40:25.000 You can do stuff that helps poor people.
00:40:27.000 But you can't, if you start fucking with rich people's money, they're going to get your ass gone.
00:40:31.000 Well, he was saying that when you get into like the Medicaid fraud, he was legitimately worried that he was going to get killed.
00:40:37.000 Because there was so much money.
00:40:40.000 There's so much fraud.
00:40:41.000 You know, you don't hear him talking about that shit no more, do you?
00:40:43.000 Well, you know what?
00:40:44.000 It cost his company a lot of money, it cost his political reputation.
00:40:48.000 There was a lot.
00:40:50.000 A lot of people turned on him after that, where he was like a free speech freedom fighter before that.
00:40:56.000 And, you know, and this guy who is just like, you know, people loved him.
00:41:00.000 They loved the fact that he's our modern day Nikola Tesla.
00:41:04.000 He's the guy who's making electric cars and rockets and all these different things.
00:41:08.000 Yeah, I think that he's going to learn, like, getting in bed with politicians is going to always fuck you over because they use people.
00:41:18.000 They don't give up.
00:41:19.000 They're not your friends.
00:41:19.000 That's true.
00:41:20.000 Yeah, as soon as you ain't useful no more, they throw you in the fucking trash.
00:41:23.000 But if you don't get in bed with them, somebody else does, and then you get fucked.
00:41:27.000 And that's what people get scared of.
00:41:29.000 They're like, well, listen, there's a reality here.
00:41:31.000 If I can affect it in a positive way, I probably should.
00:41:35.000 And the USAID thing was wild.
00:41:39.000 Because, you know, you think of USAID and you think of it.
00:41:41.000 You know who Mike Benz is?
00:41:42.000 No.
00:41:43.000 I'll send you some shit if you're interested.
00:41:45.000 But he's done the most extensive work on USAID.
00:41:49.000 And what he basically said was USAID was for things that were too dirty for the CIA.
00:41:54.000 And a lot of it is regime change overseas.
00:41:56.000 So you think of USAID as aid, right?
00:41:59.000 It's not.
00:42:00.000 It's Agency for International Development.
00:42:03.000 It's a regime change organization.
00:42:05.000 It funds rebel groups in other countries.
00:42:09.000 It funds rebel groups.
00:42:11.000 So it's like a front?
00:42:12.000 It's a front, yeah.
00:42:13.000 And it's not just one front.
00:42:15.000 USAID funds who knows how many NGOs, who knows how many non governmental organizations.
00:42:21.000 India has some fucking insane number of NGOs.
00:42:25.000 The number of NGOs are so crazy.
00:42:28.000 It's like one forever million people in India, and there's a billion people in India.
00:42:32.000 It might be crazier than that.
00:42:33.000 It's crazy how many NGOs there are.
00:42:35.000 So there are so many companies, or so many non governmental organizations.
00:42:38.000 It's so hard to keep track of it all.
00:42:41.000 Again, I'm butchering this.
00:42:42.000 I don't have the facts available at my fingertips, but I could send you some of the Mike Ben stuff.
00:42:46.000 The purpose of the NGO is to funnel money.
00:42:48.000 Funnel money.
00:42:49.000 Not always.
00:42:49.000 Okay.
00:42:50.000 I mean, some of them are, I'm sure, actual charities.
00:42:52.000 There's good people out there that are involved in charities.
00:42:55.000 You know, there's good organizations.
00:42:57.000 Sea Shepherds, awesome.
00:42:58.000 They're awesome.
00:42:59.000 What do they do?
00:43:00.000 Those are the people that are trying to prevent whaling.
00:43:01.000 They're trying to bust people whaling.
00:43:03.000 Because, like, some countries, there's a way they can get around whaling by saying it's for research.
00:43:09.000 For research.
00:43:10.000 I think Japan does that and they bust them.
00:43:12.000 And then they're using them commercially.
00:43:14.000 They kill whales.
00:43:16.000 And these guys do a great job.
00:43:18.000 I mean, there's real charitable organizations that are doing real philanthropy.
00:43:24.000 They're real good people out there.
00:43:25.000 But then there's also scumbags.
00:43:27.000 And they realize that there's a lot of this money flowing around for aid.
00:43:31.000 That's what you kept hearing.
00:43:33.000 Oh, these children are starving.
00:43:35.000 Listen, man, you need to look at what the real money was going towards and you'd freak out.
00:43:39.000 You'd freak out.
00:43:41.000 A lot of his regime change.
00:43:43.000 You seen that meme of the guy that was like, Corruption is not bad.
00:43:48.000 And only when I am not involved.
00:43:50.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:43:54.000 Who's that?
00:43:54.000 No.
00:43:55.000 Idi Amin?
00:43:55.000 No.
00:43:56.000 No.
00:43:57.000 I don't think he was a famous dictator or whatever.
00:43:59.000 He was like this African politician.
00:44:01.000 He was just telling people on the news, Corruption is not bad.
00:44:04.000 Let me hear this, dude.
00:44:09.000 Let me hear it.
00:44:10.000 Start it over.
00:44:10.000 If I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend.
00:44:12.000 Corruption is not bad.
00:44:15.000 Corruption is only bad if I'm not involved.
00:44:19.000 Yes.
00:44:20.000 But if I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend it.
00:44:24.000 Okay, he's not talking about him.
00:44:26.000 I guarantee you that guy is talking about people who are corrupt, who defend corruption.
00:44:30.000 I think they're taking him out of context.
00:44:30.000 Really?
00:44:32.000 I don't think he's really saying that that much.
00:44:33.000 You know what's funny?
00:44:34.000 I've actually never looked into it.
00:44:35.000 If I thought about that, that guy doesn't look like a scumbag.
00:44:39.000 The way he's saying it to me, just my instinct, I could be wrong.
00:44:42.000 Who is he, Jamie?
00:44:43.000 Watch him.
00:44:43.000 You know?
00:44:44.000 He's a massive thief.
00:44:45.000 I'm totally wrong.
00:44:47.000 Human rights activist Samson, Olimba, Ojayo.
00:44:51.000 Thank you.
00:44:52.000 Thank you.
00:44:54.000 What's the context of that quote?
00:44:57.000 Listen, he's a human rights activist.
00:44:58.000 Let's leave it at that.
00:44:59.000 Let's move on.
00:45:00.000 Longer speech.
00:45:01.000 Yes.
00:45:02.000 Use irony.
00:45:03.000 Thank you.
00:45:03.000 Exaggerated rhetoric to criticize self serving attitudes towards corruption.
00:45:07.000 That's what I thought.
00:45:08.000 That's what I thought immediately by the way he was saying it.
00:45:10.000 My instincts.
00:45:12.000 Damn, okay, you called it.
00:45:13.000 Yeah.
00:45:14.000 I was like, that guy does not seem like a scumbag.
00:45:16.000 That guy seems like a guy who's just fed up with corruption.
00:45:19.000 The way he's saying it is not like, I am corrupt, you give me the money.
00:45:23.000 That's not how he's saying it.
00:45:24.000 What he was saying was, it's people will defend corruption if they're involved.
00:45:29.000 And I think he's right.
00:45:31.000 Yeah, I think that's.
00:45:32.000 Yeah, I think that's basically how it goes.
00:45:34.000 It's motivations, man.
00:45:35.000 And when you see people getting rich around you, you see all these other politicians that are getting fucking filthy, stinking rich, and you are struggling to pay your mortgage.
00:45:44.000 And you're struggling to put your kids into a good school system.
00:45:47.000 You're struggling to make your fucking lease on this nice car that you get to drive.
00:45:51.000 You're struggling.
00:45:52.000 And then you see these other motherfuckers, and you go, Well, it's kind of good anyway and bad.
00:45:57.000 I'll get the good done.
00:45:58.000 I'll do a little bit of shenanigans, but we'll get it.
00:46:02.000 It's good for the district.
00:46:04.000 The next thing you know, you got a corporation in, they're union busting.
00:46:08.000 Yeah, and you're walking out of a room in Epstein's house, and he's like, She's 12, we got you on tape.
00:46:15.000 We need this and this and this passed.
00:46:17.000 Or not even 12.
00:46:19.000 It's just someone other than your wife, you know, or someone who you talk to, you know.
00:46:26.000 That you didn't realize was a Russian spy, and you are some sort of a politician, you're bragging.
00:46:31.000 That's one thing they catch.
00:46:32.000 That James O'Keefe guy.
00:46:34.000 I don't know who that is.
00:46:36.000 Damn, Brian, he's so informed.
00:46:38.000 Yeah, man.
00:46:39.000 I know that I really mind my business on a level that you wouldn't believe.
00:46:43.000 Oh, I know.
00:46:44.000 I like it.
00:46:45.000 I like that you like that.
00:46:46.000 Yeah, I mean, and also, you know what it is?
00:46:49.000 It keeps me having fresh, like, it keeps me having uncorrupted takes.
00:46:55.000 Because so much now, When you get told the news, you also get told how you're supposed to feel about it.
00:47:00.000 But that's how you were about USAID and RFK Jr.
00:47:00.000 Right.
00:47:04.000 Do you know who Fang Fang is, Brian?
00:47:04.000 Yeah.
00:47:06.000 Nah.
00:47:07.000 You know?
00:47:08.000 Fang Fang is the lady that was banging the guy who wanted to be the governor of California.
00:47:16.000 You don't know that whole scandal?
00:47:17.000 No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:47:19.000 That's the lady that.
00:47:20.000 She was a Chinese spy.
00:47:21.000 Her husband died and she went back to China?
00:47:23.000 Uh oh.
00:47:23.000 No, that's Mitch McConnell.
00:47:25.000 He's not even dead.
00:47:26.000 He's alive.
00:47:29.000 And there are photos of him holding a newspaper.
00:47:29.000 He's alive.
00:47:32.000 Look at me, the newspaper today.
00:47:34.000 This is today's newspaper.
00:47:37.000 I watched him die halfway in a news conference.
00:47:39.000 Did you see the video of him sitting on the Senate floor?
00:47:42.000 Not moving at all for hours and hours and hours at a time while everybody's moving around him?
00:47:47.000 No.
00:47:47.000 I sent you that, right?
00:47:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:49.000 Watch this.
00:47:50.000 This is crazy.
00:47:52.000 He's on the Senate floor for 20 hours.
00:47:55.000 And there's like six hours of him motionless.
00:47:59.000 Yeah, I think the whole thing was only an 18 hour event, so I don't.
00:48:01.000 Okay, whatever it is.
00:48:02.000 18 hours.
00:48:03.000 He's motionless.
00:48:04.000 Bro, I get.
00:48:05.000 Is he asleep?
00:48:06.000 He's dead.
00:48:07.000 It's weekend at Bernie's.
00:48:07.000 Oh.
00:48:09.000 They just fired him up with cocaine and had him sit there.
00:48:12.000 He's back on the floor.
00:48:13.000 This is an old video.
00:48:13.000 No, no, no, no.
00:48:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:48:15.000 So, this is a video before he completely short circuited, but it's crazy to watch because I can't do what he's doing.
00:48:22.000 What he's doing is like some Zen monk master shit where he's like sitting in a position and not moving a muscle for hours and hours at a time, where everybody's like moving around and moving back and forth and left and right.
00:48:32.000 He's not moving.
00:48:34.000 Look, watch this.
00:48:35.000 Look at him.
00:48:36.000 That's only just a clip of it, but he just sits.
00:48:40.000 Also, the guy next to him is just sitting there with him and does it.
00:48:42.000 Yeah, at least that guy's moving his fucking head.
00:48:44.000 Barely.
00:48:45.000 McConnell's not moving at all.
00:48:47.000 Dude, it's bizarre.
00:48:49.000 It's bizarre.
00:48:49.000 He's frozen.
00:48:50.000 Look at him.
00:48:53.000 I feel like the dude beside him is the one that's pushing a button to make him vote.
00:48:58.000 Yeah.
00:48:59.000 Speaking of the voting, he did make a vote at the end of this.
00:49:01.000 Apparently, he made the wrong vote.
00:49:03.000 Someone noticed he made the wrong vote.
00:49:05.000 Fixed his vote?
00:49:06.000 Yeah, they told his handler, and then he fixed his vote.
00:49:10.000 It was like a thumbs up, and then as he's walking away, it was like thumbs down, and then he keeps walking away.
00:49:14.000 Ah.
00:49:15.000 Ah.
00:49:17.000 They don't want to let it go, man.
00:49:18.000 None of them do.
00:49:19.000 It's crazy.
00:49:20.000 Who was the last one they weekended Bernie's?
00:49:23.000 Was it?
00:49:24.000 Dianne Feinstein.
00:49:24.000 Feinstein.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, she was in a wheelchair.
00:49:27.000 Didn't know where she was.
00:49:28.000 Bruh.
00:49:28.000 And they're like, you want to vote yes?
00:49:31.000 She looked worse than him.
00:49:33.000 Well, she at least can move around a little bit.
00:49:34.000 Like towards the end.
00:49:35.000 Really?
00:49:37.000 And then Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
00:49:40.000 I wonder what it is about.
00:49:42.000 Because that's why power is so scary to me.
00:49:44.000 Because it's like they can't give it up to the last drop.
00:49:48.000 Yeah.
00:49:49.000 It's identity.
00:49:50.000 It's your identity.
00:49:51.000 It's who you think you are.
00:49:52.000 You're the senator.
00:49:53.000 You're the distinguished senator from South Carolina or wherever you're from.
00:49:56.000 Can't you?
00:49:57.000 But you're already rich.
00:49:59.000 Ain't you tired?
00:50:00.000 Don't you want to go play with your grandbabies?
00:50:01.000 No.
00:50:02.000 And they never feel rich enough.
00:50:03.000 That's the other thing about trying to get rich.
00:50:05.000 You never get accustomed to whatever level you're at, and you want to keep leveling up.
00:50:09.000 I mean, because once you're at the point where you're a senator, you can pretty much do whatever you want to do.
00:50:14.000 You mean money wise?
00:50:15.000 Not if you're clean.
00:50:16.000 Well, I mean, you have enough power where you can do most things.
00:50:19.000 I mean, you know.
00:50:20.000 Yeah, but the clean ones don't really have a lot of money.
00:50:23.000 The clean ones?
00:50:24.000 The clean ones.
00:50:25.000 The ones who aren't doing the insider trading.
00:50:27.000 There ain't no clean ones.
00:50:28.000 There's a few.
00:50:29.000 There's a bunch of people that you can find lists of them online where they are not participating in any of that.
00:50:34.000 And then you look at their income, you look at their wealth, they're not worth a lot of money.
00:50:39.000 Senators.
00:50:39.000 They live like a person who makes $170,000 a year, which is a good living, but that's how they live.
00:50:46.000 I want to see that list.
00:50:47.000 I want to know who it is.
00:50:48.000 There's plenty.
00:50:49.000 I mean, I don't.
00:50:49.000 I'm not going to.
00:50:51.000 Tim Burchett, isn't he one of them?
00:50:54.000 I don't think he's ever been accused of any of that.
00:50:57.000 There's a bunch of these people that are clean.
00:50:59.000 And it's, look, man, it's just such a dirty business.
00:51:02.000 See, I bet you there's a correlation between the people that are clean and the people that haven't been doing it for that long.
00:51:09.000 You know, I think if you stick around, once you start getting them committees, because that's the real power.
00:51:14.000 Once you start being on these committees and being a chair and this and that, you start, because that's when you deal directly with industries and they start bribing you and shit.
00:51:23.000 Yeah.
00:51:24.000 And then there's also this thing where you retire and you go work for them.
00:51:27.000 Yeah.
00:51:28.000 And you don't, they ain't letting you get it, they ain't letting no new people get committees.
00:51:33.000 Nah, nah.
00:51:33.000 That's true.
00:51:34.000 No, So it's like, they're not letting you near any of the real power unless you play ball.
00:51:40.000 Exactly.
00:51:40.000 You know, either you're doing this corruption or we got you on tape doing something, but you ain't.
00:51:46.000 Yeah, we are all dirty.
00:51:48.000 Yeah, that's why every time, regardless of how much they fight in public, Democrats and Republicans, every time it's time to get themselves a raise, they all vote yes.
00:51:55.000 It's never no filibuster, it's never no controversy.
00:51:58.000 They all like, well, I'll take a little more money.
00:52:02.000 Right.
00:52:04.000 Well, that's also why they won't release the Epstein files.
00:52:07.000 It's why they won't.
00:52:08.000 Tell us who shot Kennedy.
00:52:10.000 Somebody, because only the things that fuck.
00:52:12.000 It's also why they have this like blind support of Israel, you know, because like, and they know why.
00:52:21.000 They're getting paid.
00:52:22.000 They're getting paid.
00:52:24.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 Paid.
00:52:24.000 Or blackmailed.
00:52:26.000 Paid or blackmailed.
00:52:27.000 Or both.
00:52:28.000 Paid, blackmailed, or both.
00:52:30.000 Or there's a lot of those kooky fundamentalist Christians that have an allegiance to Israel because they think Jesus is going to come back there.
00:52:38.000 Oh, I guess I didn't think about that.
00:52:39.000 Oh, there's a ton of them.
00:52:41.000 This is telling them Mike Huckabee type characters.
00:52:43.000 What was it?
00:52:44.000 Weren't you telling me something about the Old Testament when I walked in?
00:52:46.000 We were talking, Jamie was bringing up something about Moses.
00:52:48.000 We're going to bring that up.
00:52:51.000 Yeah.
00:52:52.000 It was just like following the story of, I guess it'd be like literally following the story and just sort of like, you know, putting it through a filter about things I know or we know now.
00:53:02.000 Damn it, I lost it.
00:53:03.000 Hold on a second.
00:53:05.000 But like, yeah, I guess what do you know about that story off the gate?
00:53:09.000 Which part of the story?
00:53:10.000 You were talking about the Ten Commandments?
00:53:11.000 Well, it's not Moses found.
00:53:13.000 Moses in the Burning Bush is Exodus 3.
00:53:15.000 I guess that's how it's titled.
00:53:17.000 So that's where he finds the Ten Commandments.
00:53:19.000 So he sees a burning bush or a bush that is burning and not burning up, you know, like not being consumed by the fire.
00:53:28.000 Correct.
00:53:29.000 And then an angel of God speaks to him, tells him to take off his shoes because he's on holy ground.
00:53:36.000 And then, depending on which reading of the Bible or translation you're finding, he either finds the tablets or They're like presented to him or something.
00:53:46.000 He then takes the tablets down off of the mountain, sees the people worshiping a golden calf, breaks the tablets.
00:53:54.000 Then they have to go make them again.
00:53:56.000 And this is where I start getting in this place of where I was like researching language and cuneiform and whatnot.
00:54:01.000 I'm like, how many people back then knew actually how to write, read, and then how like the other, like we've gone on sidetracks with it might be an acacia bush and he might have been, you know, high on DMT.
00:54:14.000 Or something like that.
00:54:15.000 Oh, he was probably hot.
00:54:16.000 It says he found them.
00:54:17.000 So, what did he find and where did they come from?
00:54:20.000 I think that's a big part of a lot of these ancient religious stories.
00:54:23.000 There's a bunch of scholars out of the University of Jerusalem that they first came up with this theory that the acacia tree, the burning bush, was in fact a psychedelic plant.
00:54:35.000 What happens when you smoke DMT?
00:54:38.000 You have crazy experiences and visions, you meet entities, and this is probably what he probably got a giant dose of DMT from a burning bush.
00:54:47.000 Yeah, I think that's also.
00:54:50.000 Didn't Joseph Smith also find some tablets?
00:54:52.000 Yeah.
00:54:52.000 Yeah.
00:54:53.000 Tablets?
00:54:53.000 Yeah.
00:54:55.000 I think, see, I'm always fascinated by people like the people that have founded religions and stuff because it's like, how charismatic do you have to be for people to buy that?
00:55:05.000 For you to like go in the woods and come back and go, hey, I spoke to God and he told me this was all the rules.
00:55:11.000 It's not me saying it.
00:55:13.000 It's like, because think about who you would believe that would say that today.
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00:56:27.000 But that's me and you, okay?
00:56:29.000 And I think you and I are not high trust individuals.
00:56:33.000 We are not, we don't immediately trust authority.
00:56:36.000 We're reluctant to believe people.
00:56:39.000 We're very skeptical.
00:56:41.000 You tell me something wacky, I'm like, wait, what happened?
00:56:43.000 Where were you?
00:56:45.000 You found a bush.
00:56:46.000 The bush was on fire.
00:56:47.000 Shut the fuck up.
00:56:47.000 Especially if you start asking me for money.
00:56:49.000 Right.
00:56:49.000 But there's a lot of people that they're not confident at all and they're very easily persuaded.
00:56:57.000 And those people fall in line, like people that fall into cults.
00:57:01.000 Like the cult that owned the building that I almost bought, that One World Theater.
00:57:05.000 Have you ever watched that documentary?
00:57:08.000 That guy, I mean, he was basically an obvious kook.
00:57:11.000 He was a gay porn star and a hypnotist and developed this cult out of his yoga students.
00:57:17.000 And if you've ever taken yoga before, it gets very culty.
00:57:21.000 There's a lot of people that are teaching the yoga that they look, there's yoga teachers that are very cool and just really cool, peaceful, spiritual people that really enjoy teaching yoga and making people's lives better.
00:57:33.000 For sure.
00:57:34.000 But there's also people that get into a position of power, like being the spiritual leader of a yoga class, and then they start abusing that power.
00:57:41.000 That's the story of, like, Bikram.
00:57:43.000 Like, if you, you know, you ever watched the documentary on that guy that did Bikram's yoga?
00:57:48.000 He's fucking everybody.
00:57:49.000 He was a wild dude.
00:57:50.000 He had Rolls Royces.
00:57:51.000 Like, he was living like a psychopath.
00:57:54.000 And it's all cult stuff.
00:57:56.000 It's like you have that kind of power over these people.
00:57:58.000 Was he also fucking people's wives?
00:58:00.000 I'm sure he was.
00:58:00.000 Because that feels like a, no, but I mean, it feels like that's a through line.
00:58:04.000 In a lot of cults.
00:58:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:06.000 At some point, he's like, I'm not.
00:58:07.000 I'm supposed to be fucking your wife.
00:58:08.000 God told me I get to fuck your wife.
00:58:10.000 Yeah.
00:58:13.000 There's a surprising amount of comics that were raised in cults or escaped cults.
00:58:19.000 Kurt Metzger.
00:58:20.000 Yeah.
00:58:21.000 Kurt Metzger, Abby Robert.
00:58:25.000 I forget her name.
00:58:26.000 There's a girl at the mothership.
00:58:28.000 Yeah, it's like I've met, I've probably met like maybe five or six comics that were like, oh yeah, I was in a cult.
00:58:34.000 Makes sense.
00:58:35.000 Well, Ari was Orthodox Jewish.
00:58:38.000 Like, Heavily, like studying the Torah 12 hours a day, like the whole deal.
00:58:43.000 Lived in Israel in a kibbutz.
00:58:44.000 Like, he did the whole deal.
00:58:46.000 Who?
00:58:46.000 Wait a minute.
00:58:47.000 Ari Shafir.
00:58:49.000 Oh.
00:58:49.000 Ari Shafir was deeply religious.
00:58:52.000 Deeply, deeply religious.
00:58:53.000 And then he got older.
00:58:55.000 He got into his early 20s.
00:58:57.000 Like, what the?
00:58:58.000 This is fucking nonsense.
00:58:59.000 Like, what the fuck are we doing?
00:59:01.000 And then he became a comic.
00:59:03.000 Like, did a full 180.
00:59:06.000 I mean, that's a motherfucker that's going to do whatever he wants to do.
00:59:06.000 Yeah.
00:59:08.000 Yes.
00:59:09.000 Well, especially what he's been through with, you know, being in that religious environment, like hyper religious environment.
00:59:17.000 He is just completely allergic to any rules, any.
00:59:22.000 Any authority, any people telling people what to do and how to behave and how to think, fuck you.
00:59:27.000 He has none of that in him.
00:59:29.000 Well, this is the truth, man.
00:59:31.000 This is just what I found is that most of the time, the people telling you how you're supposed to live, it's like people that make it their whole personality to tell other people how to live, they usually are living like shit.
00:59:40.000 They're doing some shady shit almost every time.
00:59:43.000 And then there's another thing that happens with people that don't have kids in particular, and it happens with, I mean, I don't want to generalize, but it seems like it's Republicans too, but it's a lot of liberal women.
00:59:43.000 It's definitely that.
00:59:55.000 Liberal women with no children want to turn the world into their children.
00:59:59.000 They want to like scold the world like they're doing the wrong thing and they're worried about the environment and they're worried about the future and they're worried about voting and they're worried about rights and they're worried about the immigrants and they're worried about the this and they're worried about the that.
01:00:13.000 They're taking care of the world like it's the child that they don't have.
01:00:16.000 But those all sound like good things.
01:00:17.000 Well, it depends on which angle you're taking on any of these things.
01:00:22.000 You know, I mean, you use those things as an excuse to be a cunt.
01:00:26.000 Then they're not good things, you know.
01:00:28.000 I just heard a lady talking about this.
01:00:32.000 She called it, I don't want to fuck it up.
01:00:36.000 She called it, fuck, don't worry about it.
01:00:44.000 That very same thing, no, but people that don't have children, no, no, no.
01:00:48.000 It, she was talking more along the lines of like, of what, of like cancel culture and what it's born out of.
01:00:59.000 Basically, like defining yourself, she called it like slave morality or master slave morality, where she was saying, like, the ruling class traditionally defines themselves as, like, the way they behave as good and just.
01:01:15.000 Like, you know, things like being beautiful and being successful.
01:01:18.000 And then the slave morality is defining yourself as not those things, right?
01:01:24.000 Like, you're saying that, like, I'm a good person because I'm not those things.
01:01:29.000 And then you have to, see, I'm going to fuck this up.
01:01:32.000 And then you have to.
01:01:34.000 Demonstrate their morality by punishing people.
01:01:37.000 It's a Nietzsche thing.
01:01:39.000 It should be explaining that.
01:01:40.000 Master and slave morality are two opposing value systems introduced by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in his 1887 book on the genealogy of morality.
01:01:48.000 Master morality is an active, self affirming value system created by the strong, wealthy, and ruling class.
01:01:54.000 Definition of good masters look at themselves and define what is good based on their own traits, such as strength, power, nobility, beauty, courage, and wealth.
01:02:03.000 Definition of bad bad is simply a secondary descriptive term for what is common.
01:02:07.000 Plain or low, not evil.
01:02:09.000 Perspective, it's inward looking and focuses on action and achievement rather than reacting to others.
01:02:17.000 Slave morality is a reactive, defensive value system born from resentment.
01:02:25.000 Resentiment?
01:02:27.000 Why does it say resentment?
01:02:28.000 Is that how you say it?
01:02:29.000 Deep seated resentment.
01:02:32.000 What is resentment?
01:02:33.000 Have you ever seen that word?
01:02:35.000 Deep seated resentment.
01:02:36.000 Oh, it's deep seated resentment.
01:02:38.000 It's deep resentment.
01:02:39.000 And powerlessness experienced by the oppressed or the herd.
01:02:43.000 Definition of evil.
01:02:44.000 Slaves begin by defining what they fear or cannot attain in their oppressors as evil.
01:02:50.000 For example, power, pride, wealth, and strength.
01:02:54.000 Definition of good Good is created in reaction to evil, defined as the opposite of the master's traits, praising humility, meekness, obedience, empathy, and forgiveness.
01:03:05.000 Well, the interesting thing is, cancel culture does not have much forgiveness, nor does it have empathy for opposing thoughts.
01:03:12.000 No, but the woman I saw speaking, she goes into that about how you get to the point where.
01:03:18.000 Because human beings are all those things, right?
01:03:21.000 It's like you trying to define yourself as one or the other, you have to reinforce your morality by basically, let me put it in my own words.
01:03:32.000 Everyone is looking for a reason to be their worst self.
01:03:34.000 Like you're looking for a reason to be evil, to exercise your nastiness, and the way to do that is by defining someone else as bad.
01:03:44.000 So then you get to say, you know, it's like normally I would never burn down somebody's house, but they voted for such and such.
01:03:52.000 Like, normally I would never, you know, yell at someone's kids, but they had this sticker on their car.
01:03:57.000 It's like you start having to define what other people are so that you can espouse your morality.
01:04:05.000 You understand what I'm saying?
01:04:08.000 Yeah.
01:04:08.000 It's weak people.
01:04:09.000 We're all looking for.
01:04:10.000 I think it's just human nature.
01:04:12.000 Yeah, but that's a weakness.
01:04:13.000 To not be able to objectively look at why you're upset at things is a weakness, it's a psychological weakness.
01:04:21.000 But we all have weak spots where.
01:04:22.000 There's things that you don't, that you are not objective about.
01:04:25.000 Like you have blind spots, you know?
01:04:25.000 Sure.
01:04:27.000 Or it's like you hear somebody died, and the first thing you want to know is, well, how did they die?
01:04:27.000 Yes.
01:04:32.000 Because you're trying to figure out.
01:04:32.000 Right?
01:04:34.000 You're looking for a reason to not care.
01:04:36.000 No.
01:04:37.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:38.000 I don't do that.
01:04:39.000 What if you, okay, let me tell you something.
01:04:40.000 What if I tell you.
01:04:41.000 I never look for a reason to not care.
01:04:43.000 What if I tell you somebody died doing something stupid?
01:04:46.000 Well, you know, people doing something stupid is stupid.
01:04:49.000 I mean, it's not that I don't care, it's not like I'm looking for a reason.
01:04:53.000 To not care.
01:04:54.000 But it's like, I'm looking for a reason whether or not I should be really sad or really upset.
01:04:58.000 Right.
01:04:59.000 Or you can go, well, you know, maybe you're not looking for a reason to not care, but when you get one, you go, oh, thank God.
01:05:06.000 You know, I don't have to go through the emotions because that dude strapped himself to a rocket.
01:05:11.000 Yeah.
01:05:11.000 Well, there's always people like that.
01:05:13.000 There's always people that do stupid shit that you don't feel bad for if they die.
01:05:16.000 And interesting enough, it's more men than women that don't feel bad.
01:05:21.000 Yeah.
01:05:21.000 I never laugh when women die.
01:05:23.000 Like, but men die.
01:05:24.000 If men die doing something stupid, like a dude runs with the bulls and he gets a horn up his asshole, it's like, okay, bro.
01:05:30.000 Yeah.
01:05:31.000 What are you doing?
01:05:31.000 I'm trying to think if I've ever.
01:05:32.000 Why are you doing that?
01:05:33.000 If I've ever laughed at a woman dying, I feel bad when women die.
01:05:36.000 I think so.
01:05:40.000 Yeah, bro.
01:05:41.000 I have so.
01:05:42.000 Like, I was telling the homie this yesterday, but like, I got the Captain Savahoe gene from both sides.
01:05:47.000 It's dominant, it's not recessive.
01:05:50.000 I'm such a soft, like.
01:05:51.000 You're a compassionate person.
01:05:52.000 Girl tears, just.
01:05:54.000 I'm just like, all right, fine, take it.
01:05:55.000 Take whatever you want.
01:05:56.000 You're a nice person.
01:05:57.000 That's what it is.
01:05:59.000 But it can be manipulated with the wrong ladies.
01:06:02.000 Yep, facts.
01:06:03.000 That's all it is.
01:06:04.000 You just got to find a good woman.
01:06:06.000 And if you find just good people in general, and then you won't be, you don't have to worry about being manipulated because they're not trying to manipulate you.
01:06:14.000 But you have to be manipulated a bunch of times to recognize the pattern.
01:06:17.000 And you go, okay.
01:06:18.000 Why is that?
01:06:19.000 Because I have definitely watched videos of women getting hurt and laughed.
01:06:24.000 Well, I watched this one Mexican lady lay some bitches out on Sixth Street.
01:06:27.000 And I wanted to sign her for the UFC.
01:06:29.000 Really?
01:06:30.000 This chick had a fucking haymaker, dude.
01:06:33.000 She was wide, and she gets in a brawl with these chicks.
01:06:36.000 The shoes are off immediately, and this girl's throwing bombs like Amanda Nunez right hands.
01:06:42.000 Flatlining chicks.
01:06:43.000 She filmed it.
01:06:44.000 I didn't watch it personally.
01:06:45.000 I'm never on Sixth Street.
01:06:47.000 That was a weird next person.
01:06:49.000 No, no, no, no.
01:06:49.000 This bitch was stout.
01:06:50.000 Those are white chicks.
01:06:51.000 They can't fight.
01:06:53.000 As soon as you see this, as soon as you see the leaning back and the punching at the same time, nothing good's happening.
01:06:58.000 This chick was tucking her chin and throwing like this.
01:07:02.000 Boom!
01:07:03.000 She was throwing power shots.
01:07:05.000 She was flatlining chicks.
01:07:06.000 Oh, this girl?
01:07:08.000 Nope, that's not it.
01:07:09.000 They're doing the same thing.
01:07:10.000 See the leaning back?
01:07:11.000 There's no power in leaning back.
01:07:12.000 She actually punched her in the nose.
01:07:14.000 That's all that is.
01:07:16.000 Yeah, bad posture, terrible form.
01:07:19.000 This lady, at one point in time, someone taught her how to punch, or she's just a natural talent.
01:07:25.000 Some people have natural talent.
01:07:26.000 Yeah, because see, that's the thing.
01:07:27.000 If they deserve it, I'll watch them get punched.
01:07:29.000 Bro, my friend Tommy, my friend Tommy Jr., have you met him, Tommy?
01:07:32.000 No.
01:07:33.000 One of my oldest friends.
01:07:34.000 He's been my friend for 35 years.
01:07:36.000 He had this girl that he was dating for a while, and he was always telling me, she was like a strong girl, she worked out a lot.
01:07:42.000 He's like, dude, she can punch, man.
01:07:44.000 That fucking machine, she can punch.
01:07:45.000 I go, really?
01:07:46.000 So, I'm skeptical, but I'm open minded.
01:07:49.000 And I go, How hard do you punch?
01:07:51.000 She goes, I punch fucking hard.
01:07:53.000 And I go, Okay, hit my hand.
01:07:55.000 And she hit my hand.
01:07:56.000 I held my hand up and she fucking cracked my hand to the point where, like, oh, that could knock me out.
01:08:02.000 Like, that could knock me out.
01:08:03.000 I just found it right as you said, hit my hand.
01:08:05.000 I fucking hit play on.
01:08:06.000 Ah, damn it.
01:08:07.000 I hit play on that one and that was it.
01:08:08.000 Where is it?
01:08:09.000 It's right here.
01:08:12.000 Yep, that's her.
01:08:12.000 Sensitive.
01:08:14.000 No shoes.
01:08:15.000 Bro, bro, look at that punch.
01:08:18.000 I'm going to watch this again.
01:08:19.000 Back it up to the beginning.
01:08:19.000 Watch this again.
01:08:20.000 That's a part of it.
01:08:22.000 It's an Instagram video.
01:08:23.000 This chick, okay, she's got sandals on.
01:08:25.000 She's not barefoot.
01:08:26.000 This is earlier in the video.
01:08:27.000 I think it starts off with the highlight, you know, and then.
01:08:30.000 Bro, yeah, her shoes do come off, right.
01:08:34.000 This chick can fucking crack, dude.
01:08:37.000 Shout out to the Texas Street Fights guy.
01:08:39.000 Try it.
01:08:39.000 Watch it again.
01:08:40.000 Here we go.
01:08:40.000 All right.
01:08:41.000 Ready?
01:08:41.000 Watch this.
01:08:42.000 Boom!
01:08:43.000 See the hips?
01:08:43.000 Oh, my God.
01:08:45.000 See the hips and the shoulder?
01:08:46.000 From now on, every time I come on the podcast, this is all I want to do.
01:08:50.000 Bro.
01:08:51.000 That girl can fight.
01:08:52.000 That girl can.
01:08:53.000 Look at her throw that chick down.
01:08:54.000 She's stout, too.
01:08:55.000 Look at the ground and pound.
01:08:58.000 Vicious.
01:08:59.000 Sign her up.
01:08:59.000 That first punch was incredible.
01:09:02.000 And then the hip toss.
01:09:03.000 A hammer, dude.
01:09:04.000 She threw a hammer.
01:09:07.000 All body was into that.
01:09:08.000 She pushed off her feet, everything.
01:09:10.000 That was excellent.
01:09:11.000 If I was her coach, I'd be like, fuck yeah.
01:09:13.000 That was great.
01:09:14.000 God damn.
01:09:18.000 See, you got to be.
01:09:19.000 If you got, if you hit motherfuckers like that, you got to be careful, man, because you could kill somebody.
01:09:23.000 You know?
01:09:23.000 Oh, 100%.
01:09:23.000 100%.
01:09:24.000 Yeah.
01:09:24.000 She's not even looking.
01:09:27.000 Yeah, that girl's looking away, too.
01:09:28.000 This bitch!
01:09:29.000 Look at this bitch!
01:09:30.000 She doesn't even know the fight started.
01:09:31.000 Bro, one more time.
01:09:32.000 Give me one more time.
01:09:33.000 Boom!
01:09:34.000 Oh my god!
01:09:35.000 Flatline.
01:09:36.000 Yo, that's what she.
01:09:36.000 Now, she definitely had a concussion.
01:09:37.000 You saw her foot was moving?
01:09:39.000 Not only that, her head bounced off the ground.
01:09:41.000 That's the scary part.
01:09:42.000 You fuck around, man.
01:09:43.000 The scary part is when the head bounces off the ground.
01:09:46.000 That's when people die.
01:09:47.000 I'm so glad I'm at that age now where I ain't trying to fight no motherfucking body.
01:09:51.000 Yeah, fuck that.
01:09:52.000 But you know when you're young and you're in your 20s and you're like, fuck them, what's up then?
01:09:52.000 Fuck.
01:09:58.000 Yeah, bro, that shit could go wrong so many ways.
01:10:01.000 I never got in fights.
01:10:02.000 I got in a couple fights in high school.
01:10:04.000 That's it.
01:10:05.000 And before that, I got in a couple fights.
01:10:08.000 Very few amount of street fights in my career.
01:10:10.000 Yeah?
01:10:10.000 Yeah.
01:10:11.000 All organized.
01:10:12.000 I've had a lot of organized fights, a lot of agreed to fights, a lot of matches where I knew I was preparing for and I had fights.
01:10:18.000 It's been a long time.
01:10:19.000 The last time I got into a serious fight, man, it was when I was still a doorman at an Irish pub.
01:10:31.000 Irish pubs are famous.
01:10:32.000 Yeah.
01:10:33.000 And I remember this dude had, he came with, he forgot his ID.
01:10:41.000 Him and his girl came and she had her ID and he didn't have his.
01:10:47.000 And then he went back to get his ID.
01:10:48.000 His girl started drinking.
01:10:49.000 He was gone for like an hour.
01:10:52.000 And then she kept coming out, talking my fucking head off, coming out, talking my fucking head off.
01:10:56.000 Because that's how you can tell when people are drunk.
01:10:58.000 They'll tell you the same story they told you 10 minutes ago.
01:11:03.000 And the last time she came out to talk to me, she left her phone on my table beside me.
01:11:10.000 And then she came back out to smoke again.
01:11:14.000 And the boyfriend came up behind her and like picked her up, you know, romantic, whatever.
01:11:20.000 And I went to go, hey, you left your phone.
01:11:22.000 And I turned to point at the phone and he just clocked me.
01:11:25.000 And my head bounced against the frame of the door.
01:11:31.000 And we get right to it.
01:11:32.000 You know, I'm whooping this boy's ass real bad and the cops come out of nowhere.
01:11:36.000 This is in San Diego.
01:11:37.000 This is, I think it's Adams Avenue, but it's where, it's basically like 6th Street.
01:11:42.000 Like all the bars of the.
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:44.000 And the cops just come out of nowhere.
01:11:47.000 And they were all on my side.
01:11:48.000 They put us both in handcuffs, and then they was like, What happened?
01:11:50.000 And then the bartender was like, He works here and fuck that guy.
01:11:53.000 And they was like, What do you want to do?
01:11:54.000 I was like, Let the motherfucker go.
01:11:55.000 Anyway, that guy, later on, I found out that guy, he ended up beating the shit out of the girl, getting arrested.
01:12:00.000 You know?
01:12:01.000 But he just hit me for no reason.
01:12:02.000 And what was so funny is, when I started whooping his ass, he completely, he was like a psycho.
01:12:08.000 He completely was like, Why are you doing this?
01:12:10.000 What's happening?
01:12:12.000 And he just punched the shit out of me for no reason at all.
01:12:15.000 Never said two words to this dude except, Do you have your ID?
01:12:19.000 He just punched the fuck out.
01:12:20.000 Like, he went straight from like showing his girl all this affection and then punching me in the face.
01:12:24.000 He's probably on drugs.
01:12:25.000 He's probably on drugs or some kind of.
01:12:28.000 He probably got some kind of.
01:12:29.000 Mental health issue.
01:12:31.000 Emotional dysregulation or something like that.
01:12:31.000 What do you call it?
01:12:34.000 Mood swings.
01:12:35.000 Definitely not a healthy person.
01:12:37.000 Because I don't think it was.
01:12:39.000 Like, it wasn't.
01:12:41.000 Like, he didn't.
01:12:43.000 He wasn't acting confused.
01:12:45.000 He was actually confused as to why I was whooping his ass.
01:12:49.000 You understand what I'm saying?
01:12:50.000 It wasn't accurate.
01:12:51.000 It wasn't, because it doesn't give me that vibe of like, he was trying to like get people, come help.
01:12:56.000 It wasn't like that.
01:12:56.000 Right?
01:12:57.000 He was genuinely like, why are you doing this, man?
01:13:00.000 What's going on?
01:13:02.000 Like, he seriously didn't understand.
01:13:06.000 Did you have glasses on at the time?
01:13:08.000 No.
01:13:10.000 I should have.
01:13:10.000 I was supposed to, but I just couldn't.
01:13:12.000 That's a real problem, isn't it?
01:13:13.000 You get punched with glasses on?
01:13:15.000 That's never happened to me.
01:13:16.000 Really?
01:13:17.000 No.
01:13:18.000 I just recently started.
01:13:20.000 Caring about my vision.
01:13:22.000 Dude, I knew a lot of guys who would fight in the UFC with contacts on.
01:13:25.000 Oh, that's insane.
01:13:26.000 Yeah.
01:13:27.000 I know a dude who got staph infection on his eyeball because he picked up his contact off the mat and put it back in his eye.
01:13:36.000 That's, that is, see, that's what I mean.
01:13:38.000 See, I don't care about that guy.
01:13:40.000 I don't care.
01:13:41.000 Because why would you?
01:13:43.000 He was a kid.
01:13:44.000 That was, oh, he was a child.
01:13:45.000 No, but a, you know, 18, 19 year old kid.
01:13:48.000 Oh, okay.
01:13:49.000 Yeah.
01:13:52.000 I think he got really fucked up from it too.
01:13:54.000 I don't know if he lost his eye, but it was like a serious problem.
01:13:58.000 And I've heard of that more than once.
01:14:00.000 It's kind of scary.
01:14:01.000 See, that's the thing.
01:14:02.000 If it's harmless and you did some stupid shit, it's definitely funny.
01:14:05.000 Right.
01:14:06.000 If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit, it's 50 50.
01:14:11.000 If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit trying to harm somebody else, it's funny every single time.
01:14:16.000 Yeah.
01:14:16.000 Mm hmm.
01:14:17.000 You go to throw a punch and you slip and fall down a flight of stairs and break your leg.
01:14:20.000 Yeah, that's why my first thing when you tell me somebody died, I'm like, how did they die?
01:14:25.000 You don't get to say it's private or respect the family.
01:14:28.000 If you're not going to tell me how they died, then keep it to yourself because I need to know how to feel.
01:14:34.000 Well, it's that story I tell on stage about the missionary who delivered the Bible to the uncontacted tribe and they murdered him.
01:14:40.000 Like, nobody feels bad for that guy.
01:14:42.000 No.
01:14:43.000 No.
01:14:44.000 Because I think deep down, we are mind your business people.
01:14:47.000 It's like, hey, you should have been minding your business.
01:14:50.000 You know?
01:14:51.000 It's like those people, because it takes work to stay uncontacted.
01:14:56.000 Sorta.
01:14:57.000 They're stuck.
01:14:58.000 Those people are stuck.
01:14:59.000 North Sentinel people are stuck.
01:15:01.000 What's really crazy, if you know the story behind them, you understand why they're so hostile to outsiders.
01:15:06.000 Because there was a guy named Commander Maurice Vidal Portman.
01:15:06.000 Why?
01:15:10.000 And he was this explorerslash pervert who was traveling around like an English gentleman who was traveling around to these islands.
01:15:18.000 And he would do weird shit, like he would dress them up weird and take photos of them and make like these descriptions of them.
01:15:26.000 He wrote about this one guy who had testicles the size of a sparrow's egg.
01:15:31.000 Like he's describing this guy's testicles.
01:15:34.000 So he's doing some freak shit to these people.
01:15:36.000 They also came.
01:15:37.000 How big is a sparrow's egg?
01:15:39.000 Why is that the.
01:15:40.000 I guess they're little.
01:15:41.000 He just was comparing.
01:15:42.000 Okay.
01:15:43.000 The guy had little testicles.
01:15:44.000 Probably malnourished.
01:15:46.000 He's stuck on a fucking island.
01:15:48.000 These people were direct descendants of this place, North Sentinel Island, and this island chain that's out there.
01:15:53.000 They're completely uncontacted.
01:15:55.000 This North Sentinel Island only has 39 people, roughly estimated, living on it.
01:16:00.000 They're stuck.
01:16:02.000 They have been visited in the past by people, but it went horribly wrong.
01:16:06.000 One of them, they kidnapped two children and possibly they're a grandparent as well.
01:16:15.000 They gave them something like The flu or some sort of a disease, and the people died.
01:16:19.000 They had no immunity to these outside diseases, just like the Native Americans didn't.
01:16:24.000 You know, when the Europeans showed up, you know, this is the thing that killed literally 90% of Native Americans died from like smallpox because it just spread like wildfire.
01:16:34.000 They had no immunity.
01:16:35.000 Oh, it's bad.
01:16:37.000 Like when people talk about the genocide of Native Americans, yes, absolutely.
01:16:42.000 They definitely murdered a lot of the Native American tribes.
01:16:45.000 However, the vast majority of them died from disease.
01:16:50.000 Let's throw that into our AI sponsor perplexity.
01:16:53.000 What percentage of Native Americans died from disease because of the European settlers?
01:17:00.000 I think it's really high.
01:17:02.000 Are these the people you were talking about yesterday that they don't have a.
01:17:06.000 No, no, no, no.
01:17:08.000 That was different.
01:17:08.000 That's the guy from the Amazon who went to live with these people.
01:17:13.000 How do you say their name again?
01:17:15.000 Piraha?
01:17:16.000 The Piraha people.
01:17:17.000 Fascinating.
01:17:18.000 Wow, that was one of the most interesting podcasts I've had in a long time.
01:17:21.000 The guy was really cool.
01:17:25.000 Roughly 50 to 90% of indigenous people in many affected regions died in epidemics after European contact.
01:17:32.000 Some older continent wide estimates put disease related losses as high as about 90 to 95%.
01:17:40.000 Fuck, dude.
01:17:40.000 God damn.
01:17:42.000 Fuck.
01:17:44.000 Just fucking imagine that.
01:17:47.000 I mean, imagine you've got no medication, and then on top of that, you have no immunity to these dirty Europeans who are coming over and.
01:17:56.000 Fucking everybody and smallpox, measles, influenza, typhus, and others.
01:18:01.000 Everything.
01:18:02.000 Everything.
01:18:03.000 The fucking full Monty.
01:18:07.000 Crazy.
01:18:10.000 I guess, damn, I didn't know that was happening at that scale.
01:18:12.000 Well, especially when you're dealing with Europeans that are living in these squalor like conditions.
01:18:16.000 So, Native Americans lived in these nomadic, especially the Comanche, nomadic tribal existence where they had tents and horses and they were traveling around and going to different places.
01:18:28.000 They didn't live in their own shit.
01:18:30.000 So, the Europeans were living in these fucking places where they'd take a pot of shit and throw it out the window.
01:18:35.000 Their streets were filled with horse shit.
01:18:37.000 They had shit everywhere.
01:18:39.000 And they were wrong about why people were getting sick.
01:18:44.000 You know, it's like they didn't realize, like, oh, the shit is in the drinking water.
01:18:48.000 Yeah, it's everywhere.
01:18:49.000 Yeah, because back then, you know, there was a time where they believed in vapors and, you know what I'm talking about?
01:18:55.000 Like that time where everything was spirits and alignment.
01:19:01.000 And they were just completely wrong about why people were getting sick downriver.
01:19:06.000 It took a long time for people to connect that it was like, oh, because we're shitting up here.
01:19:11.000 And then we're pumping out drinking water.
01:19:12.000 Well, the first doctor to realize that you should wash your fucking hands before you operate on people or give birth or help someone give birth, no one thought that was necessary.
01:19:24.000 They didn't realize.
01:19:25.000 Like, you have disease, you have germs in your fucking hands.
01:19:29.000 He was ridiculed.
01:19:30.000 The first doctor that said that, I think we should wash our hands.
01:19:32.000 Like, fuck out of here.
01:19:33.000 Who is that guy?
01:19:35.000 Why don't we celebrate that guy?
01:19:36.000 We should.
01:19:36.000 I know.
01:19:37.000 I think probably the medical establishment probably does.
01:19:40.000 He may have saved more lives than anyone.
01:19:43.000 Right.
01:19:44.000 Yeah.
01:19:45.000 I mean, you got to think before they had microscopes, they were just guessing.
01:19:49.000 Well, at least when did it start being a thing to wash your hands?
01:19:53.000 Well, for physicians, here's the guy Ignaz Semmelweis.
01:19:58.000 Oh, that's why we don't celebrate him.
01:20:00.000 Your name's hard to say.
01:20:00.000 Too rough.
01:20:02.000 You can't have two hard names.
01:20:04.000 Hungarian medical doctor and scientist of German descent who is an early pioneer of antiseptic procedures, known as the savior of mothers.
01:20:12.000 Postpartum infection, also known as Purpola.
01:20:17.000 Purple fever or childbed fever was common in the 19th century and often fatal.
01:20:23.000 Semmelweis demonstrated that the incidence of infection could be drastically reduced by requiring healthcare workers in obstetrical clinics to disinfect their hands.
01:20:35.000 In 1847, he proposed hand washing with chlorinated lime solutions at Vienna General Hospital's first obstetrical clinic, where doctors' wards had thrice the mortality of midwives' wards.
01:20:48.000 Wow.
01:20:49.000 I think it's obstetrical.
01:20:51.000 But I don't feel like we have to say it again.
01:20:51.000 Obstetrical?
01:20:53.000 Obstetrical.
01:20:54.000 It's funny how you can live to 59 years old and never have said a word.
01:20:58.000 Oh.
01:20:59.000 How many times do you say it thrice?
01:20:59.000 And then it just shows up.
01:21:01.000 Thrice.
01:21:02.000 I'm going to say it all the time now.
01:21:03.000 I mean, I have thrice done this.
01:21:05.000 I only see it written.
01:21:06.000 I never hear anybody say that.
01:21:08.000 Yeah.
01:21:08.000 Thrice?
01:21:09.000 Who says thrice?
01:21:10.000 If you say thrice in a regular conversation, yeah, you're flexing.
01:21:14.000 You're something.
01:21:14.000 Or if you say tertiary conditions.
01:21:18.000 No, that's one of my favorite words.
01:21:19.000 Tertiary.
01:21:23.000 Because it's the only word I know of that means that.
01:21:26.000 So sometimes it's a handy one.
01:21:28.000 Right?
01:21:29.000 Because before I learned that word, I would just be like, you know, secondary, but more.
01:21:29.000 Yeah.
01:21:36.000 And then when I heard tertiary, I was like, that's it.
01:21:39.000 Tertiary.
01:21:40.000 They beat him up and killed him for fucking telling everybody to wash his hands.
01:21:43.000 What?
01:21:43.000 Yeah, they threw him in the mental institution where he got beat up about two weeks later.
01:21:47.000 Oh, my God.
01:21:49.000 Despite his research, Semmelweis' observations conflicted with the establishment.
01:21:54.000 Scientific views of the time, the established scientific views of the time, and his ideas were rejected by the medical community.
01:21:59.000 He could not offer a theoretical explanation for his findings of reduced mortality due to hand washing.
01:22:04.000 Additionally, some doctors were offended by the suggestion that they should wash their hands and mocked him for it.
01:22:10.000 In 1865, the increasingly outspoken Semel Weiss purportedly suffered a nervous breakdown and was committed to an asylum by his colleagues.
01:22:17.000 In the asylum, he was beaten by the guards.
01:22:20.000 He died 14 days later from a gangrenous wound on his right hand that may have been caused by the beating.
01:22:27.000 Man.
01:22:28.000 So I guess you could say he was the Dr. Fauci of his time.
01:22:31.000 The opposite.
01:22:32.000 He was, and then he got gangrene from an infection, which is even crazier.
01:22:37.000 Died from a fucking infection from his beating.
01:22:40.000 God damn.
01:22:41.000 And then Louis Pasteur is the guy I've heard that name a minute.
01:22:43.000 Yeah, I've heard that name.
01:22:44.000 And Louis Pasteur, he confirmed the germ theory, giving Semmelweis' observations a scientific explanation.
01:22:50.000 And then Joseph Lister, is that from Listerine?
01:22:53.000 Probably.
01:22:53.000 Acting on Pasteur's research, pioneered antiseptal surgical methods with great success.
01:22:59.000 Click on Joseph Lister.
01:23:00.000 Is he responsible for Listerine?
01:23:01.000 Gotta be.
01:23:05.000 Or maybe it's because his name was so ubiquitous.
01:23:09.000 When they were talking about, was his name like a name that was synonymous with antiseptics?
01:23:19.000 Who invented Listerine?
01:23:20.000 Why don't you just Google that?
01:23:21.000 Well, because I would imagine, I didn't know I was walking into one of the longest Wikipedias I've ever seen.
01:23:26.000 I thought it was just going to be like on the third day.
01:23:28.000 Look at all this shit on Joseph Lister.
01:23:29.000 Yeah, he's done a bunch of stuff.
01:23:31.000 Damn.
01:23:32.000 God damn.
01:23:32.000 He was getting work done.
01:23:34.000 That's a guy that was not lazy.
01:23:35.000 A third of the way down.
01:23:36.000 Damn.
01:23:38.000 That dude did a lot of work.
01:23:39.000 Thank God for those people.
01:23:40.000 Right?
01:23:41.000 Thank God for those people that are out there investigating germs and diseases and.
01:23:48.000 Listerine.
01:23:49.000 Listerine is named after Joseph Lister.
01:23:51.000 That's it.
01:23:53.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:23:54.000 Yeah, of course.
01:23:55.000 Because people probably at the time, back then, when listerine was invented, you know.
01:24:01.000 1879.
01:24:02.000 Yeah.
01:24:03.000 There you go.
01:24:05.000 And they're not careful.
01:24:07.000 Now it's like a.
01:24:09.000 It's kind of like ubiquitous now, right?
01:24:11.000 Yeah, well, the other thing about like mouthwash.
01:24:15.000 I hear that mouthwash is actually not good for you.
01:24:19.000 I was reading this thing, God, it was quite a while ago.
01:24:22.000 They were talking about athletics.
01:24:28.000 They were talking about athletic performance and gains in terms of when you're training, how well you recover and how good you get, how strong you get afterwards, that it's diminished by mouthwash.
01:24:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:47.000 What?
01:24:48.000 See if we can find that.
01:24:50.000 Which makes sense, right?
01:24:52.000 Your gut bacteria and all the fucking.
01:24:55.000 Like, for instance, if you take antibiotics, have you ever had to take antibiotics?
01:24:59.000 If you take antibiotics and try to work out, holy shit.
01:25:03.000 Bro, you feel so tired.
01:25:05.000 You feel so exhausted.
01:25:06.000 Are there fighters that stink on purpose, like as part of their strategy?
01:25:11.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.
01:25:13.000 Is that allowed?
01:25:13.000 Really?
01:25:14.000 Jiu jitsu guys used to do it all the time.
01:25:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:16.000 They used to not wash their ghee at all, it would smell like ammonia.
01:25:20.000 Are you allowed to do that?
01:25:22.000 I don't know.
01:25:23.000 We'll find out.
01:25:24.000 Antibacterial mouthwash is plausibly linked to exercise physiology, but has not been proven to meaningfully worsen race time, strength, or overall athletic performance in healthy people.
01:25:34.000 The main concern is that it can suppress oral bacteria involved in producing nitric oxide, a molecule important for blood vessel dilation and oxygen delivery.
01:25:44.000 Okay, there it is.
01:25:45.000 Thanks, Perplexity.
01:25:46.000 Thank you, Perplexity.
01:25:47.000 I'd like to take Viagra.
01:25:48.000 And then beetroot.
01:25:51.000 Beets are really good for converting to nitric oxide in your body.
01:25:55.000 Why?
01:25:56.000 I don't know.
01:25:57.000 There's something about beets in general.
01:25:58.000 Well, it says right here dietary nitrite found in foods such as leafy greens and beetroot can be converted by certain mouth bacteria into nitrite, which the body can then use to make nitric oxide.
01:26:11.000 Nitric oxide helps regulate blood flow, blood pressure, and potentially muscle oxygenation during and after exercise.
01:26:17.000 I know a lot of dudes that will drink beetroot shots before they work out.
01:26:23.000 Really?
01:26:23.000 Yeah.
01:26:25.000 Yeah, the beetroot.
01:26:26.000 Apparently, he gives you a little bit of extra juice.
01:26:29.000 So that's saying if you depend on those types of foods, then you're killing the bacteria in your mouth that helps convert them to something usable.
01:26:39.000 Yes.
01:26:41.000 It kills your body's ability to convert.
01:26:43.000 It'll diminish your performance, maybe somewhat.
01:26:46.000 But people are always looking for every possible edge.
01:26:49.000 So if it turns out that you use some mouthwash and it'll just take a little bit out of your endurance and a little bit out of your race time or a little bit out of your ability to go into the third, fourth, and fifth round.
01:27:03.000 Yeah, I mean, it's gonna, if it does mess with your body's nitric oxide, it's gigantic.
01:27:07.000 And it'll be more motivation because it's like, imagine if you do all of that and then don't win, you know?
01:27:16.000 Because it's okay to be a funky breath champion.
01:27:21.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:27:22.000 Yeah, but you can brush your teeth.
01:27:23.000 You don't just don't use mouthwash.
01:27:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:26.000 There's nothing wrong with brushing your teeth.
01:27:27.000 Right, right.
01:27:28.000 That's not gonna kill all of the bad breath germs.
01:27:31.000 No, but there's a lot of people that also believe that one of the reasons why people get so many skin infections is because we wash so much.
01:27:37.000 And that we've managed to nuke all of the external flora, the skin flora that we have that usually used to protect people from things?
01:27:47.000 No, yeah, I can believe that.
01:27:49.000 I can believe that for sure.
01:27:49.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
01:27:50.000 Yeah, I mean, why do we have to wash all the time?
01:27:53.000 Other than the fact that you don't want to smell.
01:27:55.000 But take that away.
01:27:56.000 And what would be the natural reason why you would be created in a way that you must wash yourself all the time or you can get sick?
01:28:04.000 That's crazy.
01:28:05.000 That doesn't even make sense.
01:28:06.000 No animals are like that.
01:28:08.000 Like, my dog goes a week without washing, and he's fine.
01:28:12.000 I take him to the groomers once a week.
01:28:15.000 Unless he gets in the pool or goes in the lake, he's not washing.
01:28:19.000 They're fine.
01:28:20.000 But I bet you it's kind of like, I bet you humans are kind of like, you know how, maybe it was you that told me, if you have a pig and it gets out, and say you put a tracker on him, when you find him, he's going to be a different animal.
01:28:36.000 And I think maybe if you were to just release a human into the wild, you would start.
01:28:42.000 Not needing to walk.
01:28:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:43.000 You know what I mean?
01:28:44.000 Like your body would change in a way that.
01:28:47.000 This is just my theory.
01:28:48.000 I bet that makes sense in terms of your skin.
01:28:50.000 Yeah, because when you hear stories from the ancient world and stuff, you never really.
01:28:54.000 It's not a lot of.
01:28:55.000 Like an epidemic of funky motherfuckers or anything.
01:28:57.000 Wasn't there a dude who was like the world's dirtiest man and they found this guy and they washed him and then he died?
01:29:04.000 No, that was a different guy.
01:29:09.000 The dude who's like the.
01:29:10.000 It was a famous photo of this guy.
01:29:10.000 It was like.
01:29:12.000 He's like caked in dirt and I think they washed him off and he died.
01:29:15.000 Shortly afterwards, yeah, there's the dude.
01:29:20.000 Oh, buddy, nice.
01:29:23.000 Look at him, he's smoking four cigarettes.
01:29:26.000 No, I'll take the world's dirtiest man in Iran, aged 94 years old.
01:29:30.000 And the meme says that, I don't know if it's accurate.
01:29:32.000 Yeah, didn't wash for 60 years, died shortly after washing for the first time.
01:29:36.000 Find out if that's true, though.
01:29:38.000 But what?
01:29:39.000 Put that into perplexity.
01:29:41.000 What made him wash?
01:29:42.000 Well, he did die, but it's a matter of timing, you know.
01:29:45.000 Right, but I mean.
01:29:46.000 I'd like to know.
01:29:47.000 Even if it's just correlation that does not necessarily equal causation, I would like to know if he died shortly afterwards.
01:29:54.000 He died a few months after bathing for the first time in 60 years, having been persuaded by the inhabitants of the village to do so.
01:30:00.000 There you go.
01:30:01.000 See also, wait a minute.
01:30:02.000 See also, Dirty Dick.
01:30:04.000 Oh, you want to leave that alone?
01:30:06.000 Come on.
01:30:06.000 Really?
01:30:07.000 You don't know what that's all about.
01:30:08.000 A London merchant who refused to wash after his fiancee died on their wedding day.
01:30:13.000 Oh, boy.
01:30:15.000 Nathaniel Bentley.
01:30:16.000 Commonly known as Dirty Dick, he was an English merchant who was known for his filthy and unwashed appearance.
01:30:20.000 He came from a moneyed background and received a good education.
01:30:24.000 As a young man, he spoke several languages and dressed in a dandified manner.
01:30:28.000 And after his fiancee died on their wedding day, he just said, fuck it.
01:30:32.000 He gave up on life.
01:30:33.000 Why does it say Iran portal right there?
01:30:36.000 Probably because it's propaganda.
01:30:37.000 That's all about.
01:30:38.000 They're trying to get us.
01:30:41.000 Did you know that we renamed Lake Ontario today?
01:30:43.000 Yes.
01:30:44.000 To Lake America.
01:30:46.000 Lake Ontario is no longer Lake Ontario.
01:30:48.000 It's Lake America.
01:30:49.000 And we might be doing the Lake.
01:30:50.000 Why did we do that?
01:30:52.000 We might be doing the Atlantic and Pacific?
01:30:54.000 Could be.
01:30:55.000 What are we going to name them?
01:30:56.000 I don't know what the Pacific is.
01:30:58.000 The ocean?
01:30:59.000 Yeah.
01:31:01.000 But Lake Ontario has been Lake Ontario forever.
01:31:03.000 Isn't it connected to Ontario?
01:31:05.000 Yeah, it said it has something to do with.
01:31:07.000 But it's in America or is it in Canada?
01:31:07.000 Yeah, and what about the.
01:31:11.000 Parts in Ontario, correct?
01:31:13.000 Oh, it's the Great Lakes, so I mean, it touches both.
01:31:15.000 Yeah, all the lakes touch both.
01:31:16.000 Okay, but what percentage of the land is on Canada versus America?
01:31:24.000 I think it's literally.
01:31:25.000 I mean, I could look it up.
01:31:26.000 Yeah, let's look it up.
01:31:27.000 It was on the map, but I think on the map, I can see whose side we're on.
01:31:29.000 No, but also.
01:31:30.000 I think it's 50 50.
01:31:32.000 But also, President Trump, you got to stop fucking with the acronyms, man.
01:31:32.000 That's crazy.
01:31:36.000 Because I learned the Great Lakes, but I've learned Homes.
01:31:36.000 Wow.
01:31:39.000 That's how you know, that's how you can name all the lakes, right?
01:31:42.000 How are they going to teach the kids now?
01:31:43.000 Homes?
01:31:44.000 Yeah.
01:31:45.000 Lake Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, what's next?
01:31:50.000 Lake Erie, and Lake Superior.
01:31:54.000 Oh, yeah, acronym.
01:31:56.000 Okay.
01:31:57.000 I didn't learn that.
01:31:58.000 No?
01:31:58.000 I don't think so.
01:31:59.000 If I did, I forgot it.
01:32:02.000 The craziest thing is those are all just melted glaciers.
01:32:05.000 Really?
01:32:06.000 Yep.
01:32:07.000 Isn't that nuts?
01:32:08.000 Do they connect to the ocean?
01:32:10.000 No.
01:32:10.000 No.
01:32:11.000 Do they?
01:32:12.000 Yes.
01:32:13.000 Well, through the St. Lawrence.
01:32:13.000 All of them?
01:32:15.000 The lake.
01:32:16.000 The ones inside?
01:32:17.000 Like Michigan?
01:32:19.000 Like that one connects to the ocean?
01:32:20.000 They're all connected to each other.
01:32:21.000 Oh, wow.
01:32:22.000 They're connected to the St. Lawrence Expressway, whatever that one's called.
01:32:26.000 Oh, okay.
01:32:27.000 Maybe this one's not.
01:32:28.000 I think like Ontario is connected.
01:32:30.000 The one in Illinois.
01:32:31.000 What's the one in Illinois?
01:32:32.000 I just know that because that's how Ohio got used for.
01:32:37.000 Well, actually, even the one in Illinois makes sense that it would be connected to the ocean because they find sharks up there.
01:32:43.000 You know, they found sharks in Illinois.
01:32:45.000 You know how crazy this is?
01:32:47.000 Bull sharks can live in fresh water.
01:32:50.000 So they swam all the way from the fucking ocean all the way up to Illinois in fresh water.
01:32:57.000 Isn't that nuts?
01:32:58.000 Lake Ontario serves as the outlet to the Atlantic via the St. Lawrence River.
01:33:02.000 But how do they not?
01:33:04.000 And they're all connected.
01:33:05.000 So all of them are connected somehow to the ocean.
01:33:08.000 God, I thought they were just in the middle.
01:33:11.000 I thought, like, there's no way in the middle, but it makes sense.
01:33:13.000 But what's the purpose of changing the name?
01:33:15.000 Oh.
01:33:16.000 Could distract you from the fact that we're in a war that we can't win in Iran?
01:33:21.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:33:23.000 Like, who cares?
01:33:24.000 Lake Ontario.
01:33:25.000 It's a good name.
01:33:25.000 We've had that name forever.
01:33:28.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:33:29.000 It's like these politicians now, they love to solve a problem.
01:33:33.000 Like, they love to make up a problem for themselves to solve so you feel like they're doing stuff.
01:33:38.000 Yeah, it's like, because I don't, I don't understand what we get out of that.
01:33:42.000 Was that like, fuck Canada?
01:33:44.000 Is that what that is?
01:33:45.000 You know what's really wild?
01:33:47.000 Like, these lakes, right?
01:33:49.000 They, at one point in time, so at one point in time, most of North America was covered in like a mile plus high sheet of ice.
01:33:59.000 And then at the end of the ice age, all that shit melts, probably with the younger, driest impact.
01:34:04.000 It's probably very rapid.
01:34:06.000 Oh, that video.
01:34:07.000 We got to show that with the Nepal thing.
01:34:11.000 After that, they melt and become a lake.
01:34:14.000 How do all the fish get in there?
01:34:15.000 Are they getting in there from the ocean?
01:34:16.000 And why are there freshwater fish in there?
01:34:18.000 How long does that take?
01:34:19.000 Because if this whole thing where North America was under ice as recently as 11,000 years ago, how the fuck are they freshwater fish?
01:34:29.000 How are the freshwater fish getting in there?
01:34:31.000 Like, where are they coming from?
01:34:32.000 Probably the ocean.
01:34:33.000 Right.
01:34:34.000 But freshwater fish in the ocean?
01:34:37.000 Did they evolve, become freshwater over time?
01:34:39.000 How much time does that take?
01:34:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:34:42.000 Because if it's only 11,000 years.
01:34:44.000 Well, how do those sharks do it?
01:34:46.000 You said those sharks.
01:34:47.000 That's different.
01:34:48.000 Those sharks can exist in freshwater.
01:34:50.000 Bull sharks in particular.
01:34:51.000 The Great Lakes are connected to other sources of water.
01:34:54.000 As well.
01:34:54.000 Yeah, like other rivers and other lakes.
01:34:56.000 Right, but wasn't all that frozen as well at one point in time?
01:35:01.000 If the entire North American continent was like three quarters of it was covered in like a mile plus high sheet of ice real recently.
01:35:10.000 It couldn't have been that recently.
01:35:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:35:12.000 It was that recently.
01:35:13.000 It was like, I think, as recently as 11,000 or 12,000 years ago.
01:35:18.000 Oh, right.
01:35:18.000 It would have taken 9,000 years.
01:35:19.000 That might not have, you know, it's not quick.
01:35:21.000 It says fish were in the Great Lakes soon after the last ice age, roughly 10,000 to 14,000 years ago.
01:35:26.000 Yeah.
01:35:26.000 And then they started.
01:35:27.000 Fishing as long as.
01:35:28.000 Yeah, I guess you're right, Jamie.
01:35:30.000 That's not a little bit of years.
01:35:32.000 No, it's definitely a lot of years.
01:35:33.000 But it's interesting that they're freshwater fish, right?
01:35:36.000 So if the water is connected from the ocean.
01:35:41.000 I see what you're saying.
01:35:42.000 That's not enough time for something to evolve and turn into a freshwater.
01:35:46.000 So it couldn't be from the ocean.
01:35:48.000 It must be that either they're these kind of fish that transition like salmon do.
01:35:54.000 Salmon go from freshwater to saltwater and they go back and forth.
01:35:58.000 So they spawn in the rivers and then they go back out to the ocean.
01:36:02.000 So, maybe it's that all freshwater fish can.
01:36:05.000 I don't think they can.
01:36:07.000 Was it frozen all the way down because I can't use ice fish?
01:36:12.000 Ice fish a mile deep?
01:36:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:14.000 I don't know.
01:36:15.000 No, I think it was solid ice covering ground.
01:36:19.000 I mean, I think it's like going fishing in Antarctica.
01:36:22.000 I mean, I think it's just a big, giant ice cap.
01:36:26.000 Yo, I just read fishing during the Ice Age.
01:36:30.000 I just read something about the Black Sea.
01:36:33.000 Have you heard about the Black Sea?
01:36:33.000 Like, if you go far enough.
01:36:35.000 Like once you get down to a certain point in the Black Sea, like 100 or 200?
01:36:40.000 Yes, people were fishing in North America during the final part of the Ice Age.
01:36:44.000 Though the clearest early evidence.
01:36:46.000 Okay, this is.
01:36:49.000 That's different.
01:36:51.000 What does it go up a little bit?
01:36:54.000 Archaeologists have found direct evidence that people in central Alaska caught freshwater fish about 13,000 years ago.
01:36:59.000 The identified fish include burbit first, followed by northern pike and whitefish.
01:37:04.000 The remains came from human settlement contents.
01:37:08.000 Context rather than natural deposits.
01:37:11.000 Will perplexity give you porn?
01:37:13.000 Never tried.
01:37:14.000 What do you want?
01:37:15.000 You're a goddamn lad.
01:37:16.000 You're a dirty man.
01:37:17.000 It's not hard to find porn.
01:37:17.000 What do you want?
01:37:18.000 I don't need perplexity's help.
01:37:19.000 It's been on the internet the whole goddamn time.
01:37:24.000 How long is it going to be before they can create it?
01:37:28.000 Well, the thing is, well, people don't.
01:37:30.000 Sections on.
01:37:31.000 I don't know.
01:37:31.000 I mean, what?
01:37:32.000 What is like the best.
01:37:34.000 He's like, I don't know what we're talking about.
01:37:37.000 I forgot.
01:37:37.000 I know nothing.
01:37:38.000 I've never seen Red Band's phone.
01:37:40.000 What is the best large language model for creating porn?
01:37:46.000 Probably Claude.
01:37:48.000 As far as Duncan would say, it's like some Chinese model.
01:37:51.000 Because all the guardrails are off.
01:37:54.000 The Chinese ones, they let the gates wide open.
01:37:56.000 They're encouraging innovation.
01:37:57.000 That's where they're going to win.
01:37:59.000 I mean, they're already winning.
01:38:02.000 They're winning with drones, that's for sure.
01:38:04.000 Their drones are so much more advanced than ours.
01:38:07.000 Yeah, they're already winning.
01:38:08.000 Because I forget, I don't know if it was a guy you had on here before, but he was talking about how.
01:38:15.000 The big difference over there is like, even though they have capitalism, it's not a capitalist system because the capital has no power over the government.
01:38:27.000 Right.
01:38:27.000 Like, a rich person in China can't get a law passed.
01:38:31.000 No, and if you talk any shit, they'll disappear you.
01:38:33.000 Yeah, and they'll take your money.
01:38:35.000 Yeah.
01:38:36.000 So it was only, once we started shipping our jobs over there, our manufacturing jobs, it was only a matter of time.
01:38:43.000 It's not going to happen in my lifetime.
01:38:45.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:46.000 A matter of time for what?
01:38:48.000 Before they beat us economically.
01:38:53.000 Like, probably your great grandkids are going to be learning Mandarin.
01:38:57.000 You know?
01:38:57.000 You really believe that?
01:38:58.000 Mm hmm.
01:38:59.000 Interesting.
01:39:00.000 Have you ever heard people say that the estimates of population there are overestimated?
01:39:04.000 By a lot.
01:39:05.000 By a lot.
01:39:06.000 Oh, like it's not really 2 billion people over there?
01:39:08.000 I don't know how many they really say.
01:39:09.000 I've tried to look like not a lot more than that.
01:39:12.000 It's hard to know because they're not going to tell you the truth and they're not going to tell you they lied.
01:39:17.000 Right.
01:39:18.000 And it's also they had that weird one child policy which really fucked them up.
01:39:22.000 It set them back a lot.
01:39:24.000 A lot, because then they had all these boys and no girls for the boys.
01:39:28.000 Like, it's the dumbest idea of all time.
01:39:29.000 And you have a whole nation where you had 60% boys can't get laid, or whatever the fuck it is.
01:39:37.000 I mean, it's tough when Pol Pot, how many people did he kill?
01:39:43.000 He killed mad people, and he was like, it's still too many people to feed.
01:39:47.000 Jesus Christ.
01:39:49.000 That's what's scary when the resources are low and Pol Pot is not a solution.
01:39:54.000 You're talking about Mao Zedong.
01:39:55.000 I meant Mao Zedong, yeah.
01:39:56.000 Yeah.
01:40:00.000 That's spooky.
01:40:02.000 It's spooky.
01:40:02.000 They're like too many people.
01:40:03.000 Got to starve them.
01:40:04.000 Got to kill them.
01:40:05.000 I don't know if that's the reason he gave that it was too many people.
01:40:08.000 He also killed quite a few or is responsible for.
01:40:11.000 Yeah.
01:40:12.000 Pol Pot?
01:40:13.000 Yeah, but that wasn't China, though.
01:40:14.000 Yeah, I know.
01:40:15.000 Roughly responsible for the deaths of 1.5 to 2 million people in Cambodia.
01:40:20.000 And he did it over four years.
01:40:22.000 Oh.
01:40:23.000 What was his reasoning?
01:40:25.000 So many people.
01:40:26.000 Oh.
01:40:29.000 Mass executions and political persecution, forced removal of city residents into rural labor camps, starvation, disease, overwork, torture, and lack of medical care, targeting of perceived political opponents, educated people, educated people, that's crazy, ethnic Vietnamese, I don't know what that word is, Cham, Cham Muslims, Chinese Cambodians, religious groups, and others.
01:40:52.000 Fuck, the Khmer Rouge.
01:40:53.000 See, I feel like a lot of these people, they dictate it wrong.
01:40:56.000 If I'm going to start a slave camp, I'm going to keep the slaves healthy.
01:40:58.000 They don't know the work.
01:41:00.000 Well, you know who arguably did it right?
01:41:02.000 Muammar Gaddafi.
01:41:02.000 Who?
01:41:05.000 Muammar Gaddafi?
01:41:06.000 Yeah, Libya.
01:41:07.000 He had labor camps?
01:41:09.000 No, but as a dictator, he arguably did it right.
01:41:12.000 Like, he was a dictator of Libya, but everybody had a home.
01:41:16.000 Everybody had an education.
01:41:17.000 If you had a particular skill and you needed to be educated overseas, he would send you overseas and pay for it.
01:41:23.000 Oh, yeah, but then he started trying to convince people to move away from the dollar.
01:41:26.000 Exactly.
01:41:27.000 He shoved a knife up his ass.
01:41:28.000 Literally.
01:41:29.000 Yep, literally.
01:41:29.000 He got him stabbed in the ass.
01:41:31.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen the video.
01:41:32.000 Yeah, so it's like.
01:41:33.000 The look on his face when those rebels capture him.
01:41:37.000 You know who probably paid for that?
01:41:39.000 USAID.
01:41:40.000 Oh, damn, man.
01:41:41.000 That kind of shit.
01:41:42.000 Yeah.
01:41:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:41:43.000 Yeah.
01:41:44.000 Because I think he felt betrayed somehow.
01:41:47.000 Yeah.
01:41:48.000 Well, he was.
01:41:50.000 Yeah, he was.
01:41:51.000 He got betrayed by his own people.
01:41:52.000 Yeah, I mean, they convinced him to do it.
01:41:53.000 All you have to do is, like, fund the rebels.
01:41:55.000 You fund the rebels, you overthrow the dictator.
01:41:58.000 That's what they do.
01:41:59.000 It's literally what.
01:42:00.000 I mean, you got.
01:42:01.000 I'll send you some Mike Benz stuff.
01:42:03.000 It'll freak you out.
01:42:04.000 It'll freak you out because the depth of it and how long it's been going on.
01:42:08.000 And that literally is for stuff that's too dirty for the CIA.
01:42:11.000 USA.
01:42:15.000 I could use a little bit of that.
01:42:18.000 Yeah.
01:42:20.000 Yeah.
01:42:22.000 Because I don't know if that's exactly true of what he was doing, but I think that is what he was doing.
01:42:27.000 He was trying to move away from the US dollar.
01:42:30.000 Oh, yeah.
01:42:30.000 100%.
01:42:31.000 Yeah.
01:42:32.000 And here's the thing it's easy to be like, well, we shouldn't be murdering people for that.
01:42:38.000 But.
01:42:39.000 But it's like if the dollar stops being the world's currency, we're in serious trouble.
01:42:45.000 Yeah, he was also trying to establish the United States of Africa.
01:42:49.000 He was trying to unite Africa.
01:42:50.000 They ain't never letting that happen.
01:42:51.000 Exactly.
01:42:52.000 He was trying to do a lot of shit.
01:42:54.000 Before I forget, that video from Nepal.
01:42:58.000 The video of Have you seen this?
01:42:59.000 I don't even know.
01:43:00.000 Oh, my God.
01:43:01.000 Oh, my God, dude.
01:43:02.000 They had a dam burst.
01:43:04.000 So there was a mudslide.
01:43:07.000 I'm not exactly sure.
01:43:08.000 Was that real?
01:43:09.000 I did see that.
01:43:10.000 It's real.
01:43:10.000 I think.
01:43:11.000 Hold on, listen.
01:43:11.000 Maybe it's real.
01:43:12.000 I think an avalanche started it.
01:43:14.000 Watch this, dude.
01:43:15.000 This is fucking crazy.
01:43:18.000 Watch it from the beginning, please.
01:43:19.000 We have multiple views.
01:43:20.000 This isn't the best.
01:43:21.000 Go from the very beginning.
01:43:22.000 Watch how quick this hits.
01:43:24.000 So these people are hanging out.
01:43:25.000 They're running away.
01:43:26.000 They're running, trying to get out of there.
01:43:27.000 But look how fast this comes on, man.
01:43:30.000 Oh, yeah, you're not going to make it.
01:43:32.000 But it's the speed of which it overcomes everything is so crazy.
01:43:37.000 And the finality of it.
01:43:39.000 Look how it's blowing through that building.
01:43:42.000 I mean,.
01:43:43.000 Everything's gone.
01:43:45.000 You said there's a better angle?
01:43:46.000 Yeah, there's multiple angles.
01:43:48.000 But look how it does.
01:43:49.000 It's going through the trees.
01:43:51.000 You're not getting away from this.
01:43:54.000 This is the one.
01:43:55.000 This one's fucking terrifying.
01:43:57.000 I just watch up in the top here.
01:43:58.000 And these people are moving at pretty high speed, too, right?
01:44:01.000 So they already know.
01:44:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:44:03.000 Well, there's probably sirens going off and shit.
01:44:05.000 But watch the fucking speed that this comes through.
01:44:09.000 Man, no.
01:44:14.000 Oh.
01:44:17.000 Everything's wiped out.
01:44:19.000 So, what?
01:44:20.000 Everything's wiped out.
01:44:23.000 Is this an avalanche?
01:44:24.000 Yeah.
01:44:25.000 Yeah, it started as an avalanche and the dam broke.
01:44:29.000 It's a series of events.
01:44:31.000 Oh, the avalanche caused the dam to break, which caused the.
01:44:35.000 Of course, an earthquake caused it, but it seems like this caused the earthquake readings.
01:44:35.000 Oh, wow.
01:44:41.000 You know, there was so much movement that caused like a 5.2 reading on the scale.
01:44:46.000 Bro, it's crazy when you watch the speed in which it overtakes buildings, man.
01:44:51.000 It's fucking horrifying.
01:44:53.000 Because you realize there's nothing you could do about it.
01:44:56.000 Oh, no.
01:44:57.000 I know these people.
01:44:58.000 Are these people about to get.
01:44:59.000 400 people are missing.
01:45:00.000 This is after the thing that happened.
01:45:02.000 After the fact, the people that survived.
01:45:06.000 And what Jamie brought up earlier, Jamie, what you were talking about earlier was the stuff with Randall Carlson said about the melting of the ice caps.
01:45:15.000 So the thing about.
01:45:16.000 You know, the Great Lakes and how North America was covered in over a mile of ice.
01:45:22.000 Randall Carlson has a very compelling theory that coincides with data that we know about when we pass through comet storms.
01:45:30.000 And he thinks we were hit.
01:45:32.000 And he thinks we were hit all over the world.
01:45:34.000 And there's real evidence, like physical evidence, in terms of core samples.
01:45:37.000 When they do core samples and they get down to like 11,800 years, they find a lot of material that exists that's very common in space, but very rare on Earth.
01:45:48.000 And also micro diamonds, these micro diamonds that appear from impacts.
01:45:53.000 It's called tritonite, and I think that's the way you pronounce it.
01:45:57.000 But they first discovered this stuff during the Trinity explosion because the nuclear bomb created this micro glass, this nuclear glass that's on the ground because just the sheer force of it.
01:46:10.000 But it also happens during comet impacts.
01:46:12.000 So when we get hit, it creates this glass and iridium, which is like really common in space but really rare on Earth.
01:46:19.000 There's like a layer of it, and you get down to like 11,800 years.
01:46:23.000 And it's all over the world.
01:46:25.000 All over the world was hit by this stuff.
01:46:27.000 And particularly North America.
01:46:29.000 He thinks it's responsible for the Great Flood, the Great Flood that's in the Bible.
01:46:34.000 He thinks it's responsible for all the flooding that you see in North America, like this, the Grand Canyon, and all this crazy shit that looks like what the fuck happened here?
01:46:44.000 Like what got giant boulders that were moved like thousands of miles?
01:46:48.000 Like what the fuck is this?
01:46:49.000 And he thinks it was just an insane amount of water instantaneously running over the land.
01:46:55.000 So these mile plus high sheets of ice, imagine.
01:46:59.000 Comet slamming into the ice.
01:47:02.000 It melts instantly.
01:47:04.000 And you have fucking billions and trillions of gallons of water and debris just like that, just crushing the land.
01:47:12.000 And then when it settles down, you got the Great Lakes.
01:47:16.000 Oh, so this is not that long ago.
01:47:18.000 No, not that long ago.
01:47:19.000 The Great Lakes are like 11,000 years old or 12,000 years old or whatever it is.
01:47:23.000 They were frozen solid.
01:47:25.000 But is there.
01:47:27.000 So you're saying there's not one big comic impact.
01:47:30.000 There's.
01:47:31.000 Multiple impacts, not just here but all over the world.
01:47:35.000 And on top of that, it probably happened again somewhere around 10,000 years ago.
01:47:40.000 Like it's, it's, there's a time where we pass through it.
01:47:43.000 And I think it's June and September, if I remember correctly, but I might be off.
01:47:49.000 But, you know, this is when, do you know what the Tunguska event is?
01:47:54.000 No.
01:47:54.000 Okay.
01:47:55.000 So in, I want to say the 1920s, there was a comet that exploded before it impacted.
01:48:03.000 Over this area of Alaska, or was it Alaska?
01:48:06.000 No, Siberia.
01:48:07.000 Over this area of Siberia.
01:48:09.000 And this area was fucking flattened.
01:48:12.000 And the photos are crazy.
01:48:13.000 It looks like a nuclear bomb went off because it didn't hit, it didn't impact the ground.
01:48:18.000 It detonated above the surface just from the sheer speed of it coming in and the mass of it all.
01:48:24.000 It hits our atmosphere and explodes.
01:48:26.000 But it just flattened trees everywhere, all over.
01:48:31.000 And they had no idea what caused it.
01:48:33.000 That's what it looks like today.
01:48:35.000 Today, it's still this flattened area.
01:48:37.000 Isn't that nuts?
01:48:40.000 So, that happened during the exact time where we pass through this comet storm regularly.
01:48:47.000 So, when do we pass through that comet storm?
01:48:52.000 Is it June?
01:48:53.000 So, yeah, we just did.
01:48:55.000 We just did.
01:48:56.000 So, we pass through it, and most of the time it's fine.
01:48:59.000 But every now and then it's not fine.
01:49:01.000 And when it's not fine, boom.
01:49:03.000 So, you think that years ago there was just more.
01:49:08.000 Yeah, June.
01:49:09.000 So I believe it's June and either September or June and November.
01:49:17.000 So that one's June.
01:49:19.000 It's the Leonid, isn't it?
01:49:21.000 Oh, the Torrid meteor shower.
01:49:23.000 When does the Torrid, when do we pass through the Torrid meteor, whatever?
01:49:32.000 October?
01:49:33.000 Okay.
01:49:33.000 November.
01:49:34.000 September to November.
01:49:35.000 Yeah.
01:49:35.000 So September, November, peaking around October 10th.
01:49:38.000 2026.
01:49:40.000 So it's a regular thing in our solar system that we pass through.
01:49:45.000 So you think there were just more meteors back then?
01:49:49.000 No, I think they're still out there.
01:49:51.000 It's just sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't.
01:49:53.000 And it takes a long time before one does hit or something hits.
01:49:57.000 But that's why you're seeing meteor showers.
01:49:59.000 When you see those lights in the sky, all the shooting stars, those are meteors.
01:50:03.000 And if you go through a bad spot and we get hit, that's a civilization reset.
01:50:09.000 Yeah, there's a bunch.
01:50:10.000 I mean, they get soaked, they get close all the time.
01:50:12.000 They're just not that big.
01:50:14.000 Yeah, we just get lucky.
01:50:15.000 Most of them burn up.
01:50:17.000 Most of them burn up on re entry or entering into our atmosphere.
01:50:21.000 But when they goo, it's so bright, man.
01:50:23.000 It's so crazy.
01:50:26.000 A few have hit houses or something recently.
01:50:28.000 Didn't something happen?
01:50:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:50:30.000 Someone went through someone's house.
01:50:33.000 A meteorite.
01:50:35.000 Scary fucking shit, dude.
01:50:38.000 Because there's not a whole lot they can do about it.
01:50:41.000 And I think that's probably what the flood myth was all about.
01:50:44.000 And insurance won't cover it.
01:50:46.000 Everyone's dead.
01:50:47.000 They say it's an act of God.
01:50:47.000 It doesn't matter.
01:50:49.000 No, but say you're not home and a meteor crushed your house, they'll say it's an act of God.
01:50:53.000 Is that what they say?
01:50:54.000 You can't get meteor insurance?
01:50:56.000 Nope.
01:50:56.000 Imagine how much you have to pay for meteor insurance and you never use it.
01:50:59.000 You'd have to specifically, like, you know, like if you got to specifically get that kind of, like, if you live in California, you have to get fire insurance.
01:51:06.000 You can't, your regular insurance is going to be like, nah.
01:51:08.000 Well, hey, hold on.
01:51:10.000 Some, it actually says most are falling objects peril, not act of God.
01:51:16.000 Oh.
01:51:17.000 So maybe there's a fund.
01:51:19.000 Like a separate kind of fund?
01:51:20.000 A falling.
01:51:21.000 Structural.
01:51:22.000 Because if I was an insurance company, I would 100% offer meteor coverage.
01:51:26.000 Because who the fuck's going to use it?
01:51:28.000 You get all these people paying.
01:51:30.000 You got one guy every 30 years that needs meteor coverage?
01:51:34.000 You would make a windfall.
01:51:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:37.000 Or they could just convince, and they could easily convince people that it's more common.
01:51:41.000 Oh, yeah.
01:51:42.000 You could show them the meteor showers, falling object insurance.
01:51:45.000 Like, how often is.
01:51:46.000 You do not want this to happen to your house and not have coverage.
01:51:50.000 What about lightning?
01:51:51.000 Your house gets struck by lightning?
01:51:52.000 No, that's got to be active.
01:51:54.000 Yeah, how could you prevent that?
01:51:57.000 I mean, because we're about.
01:51:58.000 And then we just, we got a super El Nino starting up, right?
01:52:01.000 And I'm not sure exactly what that means.
01:52:03.000 It doesn't say.
01:52:04.000 When is that coming?
01:52:05.000 Like this next year.
01:52:07.000 They're predicting it might happen this year.
01:52:09.000 You know what's weird about Texas?
01:52:10.000 We get the sand from Africa.
01:52:13.000 We get sands from the Sahara.
01:52:15.000 In the wind?
01:52:16.000 Yeah.
01:52:17.000 You ever seen that?
01:52:18.000 It's crazy.
01:52:19.000 How do they know that?
01:52:20.000 They know.
01:52:20.000 They know where it came from.
01:52:22.000 You've never seen that?
01:52:23.000 Nah.
01:52:24.000 It's like a regular thing in Texas.
01:52:28.000 It blows over the ocean from Africa?
01:52:30.000 Uh huh.
01:52:32.000 You can see it in the sky.
01:52:35.000 Look at this.
01:52:36.000 Isn't that nuts?
01:52:37.000 Saharan dust makes a comeback later this week.
01:52:40.000 Expected to arrive Wednesday night.
01:52:42.000 I don't know about this week.
01:52:43.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:52:44.000 No, I mean, in this article.
01:52:46.000 So, this happens every year.
01:52:47.000 All the time.
01:52:47.000 Yeah.
01:52:48.000 All the time.
01:52:50.000 Dust from the fucking Sahara Desert makes it all the way to Texas.
01:52:54.000 Isn't that insane?
01:52:55.000 Okay, maybe I need to get back to watching the news a little bit.
01:52:58.000 Because I do feel.
01:53:00.000 Just listen to this podcast.
01:53:01.000 I do feel a little uninformed.
01:53:04.000 Honestly, man, you know what?
01:53:06.000 It's real hard for me to listen to the podcast.
01:53:08.000 Since I've known you, I used to listen to your podcast all the time.
01:53:11.000 But it's hard to, because now that you're my actual real life friend, it's hard to listen to it and not be able to respond.
01:53:17.000 You know, because I talk to you all the time.
01:53:19.000 Right, right.
01:53:20.000 So it's just like hearing your friend in the other room.
01:53:22.000 It's like, and you can't say, you know?
01:53:23.000 Right.
01:53:24.000 I know what you mean.
01:53:25.000 I listen to Tim Dillon's podcast more than anybody's.
01:53:29.000 I don't like to laugh outside.
01:53:31.000 Like, I don't watch any comedy stuff.
01:53:33.000 What?
01:53:34.000 You don't like to laugh?
01:53:35.000 I don't like to watch comedy.
01:53:36.000 I don't like to watch comedy.
01:53:37.000 Yeah, but it's not comedy per se.
01:53:39.000 It's not like doing stand up.
01:53:41.000 Like, he's the very best at having an actual, like, relevant take on all the things that are going on today, but with satire and saying it in the most fucking ridiculous way and just having great points, but also being hilarious.
01:53:59.000 Yeah, his rants are.
01:54:01.000 They're legendary.
01:54:02.000 He's the best.
01:54:04.000 His podcast is so good, dude.
01:54:07.000 I look forward to it every week like a little kid.
01:54:09.000 Like, oh, who's going to do one?
01:54:11.000 Yeah.
01:54:11.000 It's a new one.
01:54:12.000 That motherfucker's crazy.
01:54:13.000 He did a new one on that lady, the killer kids.
01:54:15.000 It's fucking fantastic.
01:54:17.000 I want to see that.
01:54:18.000 Oh, it's so good.
01:54:19.000 He's so good, dude.
01:54:21.000 It's so funny, man.
01:54:22.000 He's just the best at just giving a subject and just ranting.
01:54:26.000 But he did one about the lifeguard that saved that kid and then went to meet Trump.
01:54:32.000 And Trump was like, What you did was a brave thing.
01:54:35.000 I don't think I would have done it.
01:54:36.000 I wouldn't have done it.
01:54:40.000 He went this mad long rant.
01:54:43.000 How about how crazy it is that Trump said that, by the way, in front of the little kid?
01:54:47.000 The kid was there too.
01:54:48.000 The kid that he saved is there.
01:54:50.000 And the kid's parents.
01:54:51.000 Like, everyone's there.
01:54:52.000 And Trump's like, I wouldn't have saved him.
01:54:53.000 How to let you die.
01:54:54.000 Look at this, look at this.
01:54:56.000 Keep playing.
01:54:59.000 This is one of the moments where classic Trump shines through.
01:55:04.000 The president of the United States bringing in a lifeguard who saved someone and then saying, I don't know that I would have done that.
01:55:12.000 Here he is, president.
01:55:14.000 Trump.
01:55:15.000 He's a real hero.
01:55:16.000 Right, right.
01:55:16.000 You know, when you see that, I don't know if I'd do it.
01:55:19.000 I wouldn't probably.
01:55:20.000 Right, I wouldn't.
01:55:21.000 I wouldn't have saved you.
01:55:22.000 You're lucky I wasn't on the show that day.
01:55:26.000 Here's what's amazing about this, and I didn't even realize this.
01:55:29.000 The child who was saved and his father are in the Oval Office in front of the fight.
01:55:36.000 He's saying to the father, I would not have saved your child.
01:55:39.000 You're lucky I wasn't there that day.
01:55:42.000 He's saying, this is the first time the child has met the President of the United States.
01:55:46.000 And he's saying, You're lucky I wasn't there.
01:55:50.000 I would have let you die because that's what our country's about.
01:55:54.000 You see why I'm sitting here in the Oval Office adorned with gold?
01:55:57.000 It's not because I pulled a bunch of Mexican kids out of the water.
01:56:00.000 In fact, I put a bunch of them in cages.
01:56:02.000 There's a ton of people that look like you that are in a cage right now.
01:56:05.000 Nothing interests Trump less than people saving other people.
01:56:09.000 In the moments of extreme danger, we make sure that we coordinate.
01:56:12.000 And Trump's like, all right, yeah, but who's making money here?
01:56:15.000 Where's the money in this?
01:56:17.000 Now, Trump's eyes would have lit up if the kid said, we're launching a coin.
01:56:22.000 We're actually launching a crypto based on this event because we believe the event was so powerful.
01:56:30.000 That's it.
01:56:33.000 And he goes into these long fucking rants.
01:56:36.000 They're so good, dude.
01:56:39.000 He gives me so much levity.
01:56:42.000 Yeah, yeah, the Tim Dillon rant is.
01:56:45.000 He's a legendary ranter for sure.
01:56:47.000 But it's so good that there's never been a guy like that that just had his own platform that could do something like that.
01:56:55.000 You know, you relied on 60 minutes like Andy Rooney.
01:56:58.000 Did you ever notice?
01:57:00.000 You know, they're like a very mild, toned down.
01:57:04.000 Yes.
01:57:04.000 And very scripted.
01:57:06.000 He's not scripting at all.
01:57:07.000 No, he's off the dome.
01:57:08.000 Off the dome, 100%, and sober.
01:57:12.000 Yeah, can you imagine when he had a cocaine problem?
01:57:15.000 He was probably a fucking nightmare.
01:57:17.000 He must have been fun.
01:57:18.000 I'd never hear him talk about it.
01:57:19.000 I would like to just ask him about it one day.
01:57:21.000 Oh, he's got some great stories.
01:57:23.000 I bet.
01:57:23.000 He was off the rails.
01:57:25.000 But figured it out.
01:57:26.000 Smart dude, you know, got off of it, cleaned himself up, figured it out, doesn't have that problem anymore.
01:57:33.000 Didn't lose any of the funny, probably more funny now than he was then.
01:57:39.000 No.
01:57:40.000 No.
01:57:40.000 You think he was funnier?
01:57:42.000 Because I don't know anybody that got more funny when they got off drugs.
01:57:42.000 I don't know.
01:57:42.000 I just.
01:57:47.000 David Tell.
01:57:48.000 Oh, you know what?
01:57:49.000 Probably more funny on purpose.
01:57:52.000 Drug addicts are hilarious.
01:57:54.000 Right.
01:57:55.000 But ironically, drug addicts are hilarious on purpose.
01:57:59.000 Like some comics that have drug problems are hilarious.
01:58:02.000 But Mattel was a drinking thing.
01:58:04.000 No, you're right.
01:58:05.000 Comment stand up.
01:58:06.000 You need to.
01:58:07.000 Like it's.
01:58:07.000 I think, especially because back in the day, all the comics were on cocaine and shit.
01:58:12.000 Right.
01:58:13.000 Because it makes you brave.
01:58:15.000 But it takes something, you lose something when you start.
01:58:18.000 Yeah, same thing with alcohol.
01:58:19.000 Like the comics that you drink a little bit on stage, you feel a little looser.
01:58:23.000 But if you fucking, you can't go on stage and waste it.
01:58:26.000 No, have you seen those, the video of Tiger Woods, the recent video?
01:58:29.000 No.
01:58:30.000 Where people are freaking out at how bad he looks?
01:58:33.000 He's, I forget what the video's for.
01:58:35.000 He's talking to somebody about something, like he's addressing someone.
01:58:38.000 And you look at him, you're like, what happened?
01:58:42.000 He looks so bad.
01:58:43.000 And this is after, you know, he got a DUI fairly recently.
01:58:47.000 And he's had another one.
01:58:49.000 Another one.
01:58:50.000 And he's had multiple surgeries, right?
01:58:52.000 He's had his back fused.
01:58:54.000 He had that horrible accident where his leg got destroyed and they had to put it back together again.
01:58:59.000 Like he's got one leg that's just destroyed.
01:59:01.000 From the car accident?
01:59:02.000 Yes.
01:59:03.000 Yeah.
01:59:03.000 From the drinking?
01:59:04.000 Where I don't know what it was.
01:59:05.000 I think it was whether it's DUI, meaning under the influence of alcohol or under the influence of pills.
01:59:12.000 The problem with these back surgeries.
01:59:14.000 So, when people get back fusions and back surgery, a lot of times they're in pain all the time.
01:59:20.000 And here's your choice be in pain all the time or be on pills all the time.
01:59:25.000 Like, look at what he looks like.
01:59:28.000 Full screen.
01:59:28.000 To defend him, though.
01:59:29.000 You almost never see him without a hat.
01:59:31.000 He's got a fucking bad tan line.
01:59:33.000 Yeah, I mean, he just looks.
01:59:34.000 I mean, he is a bad man.
01:59:35.000 I mean, he's talking around.
01:59:36.000 I don't know.
01:59:37.000 I'm five years old playing in the junior world, and you can go over and watch me play.
01:59:37.000 He's talking around.
01:59:44.000 Started there.
01:59:45.000 I've never seen him with a beard.
01:59:46.000 He's never had facial hair.
01:59:51.000 I'm just talking about it.
01:59:52.000 Well, maybe you could attribute it to bad lighting, but he looks pale and he looks sick.
01:59:57.000 Oh, that's just a shitty camera.
01:59:59.000 It could be.
02:00:00.000 But it's also a guy who's had a lot of problems with pills.
02:00:05.000 So I think it's fair to make that assumption that he looks like a shitty camera.
02:00:09.000 That there's something has to do with the fact that this guy's had a serious pill problem.
02:00:14.000 I mean, but that, he just looked regular.
02:00:16.000 I mean, I guess I don't look at the thing enough to know.
02:00:18.000 How many times has Tiger Woods been arrested for DUI?
02:00:21.000 Two or three.
02:00:25.000 And the car accident, was that confirmed to be DUI?
02:00:29.000 I don't think so.
02:00:32.000 That's one of the speculations.
02:00:33.000 I mean, he drove off a cliff.
02:00:35.000 Yeah, but I mean, listen, he was squeaky clean for like 20 years.
02:00:40.000 Well, the thing is the accident.
02:00:43.000 I mean, the injuries, rather.
02:00:45.000 Surgeries.
02:00:46.000 When guys get surgeries and then they get on oxys.
02:00:50.000 It's a rough ride to get off those things, man.
02:00:53.000 I know a bunch of people that really fucking struggled to get off those things.
02:00:57.000 I mean, a lot of athletes, you know, they own way stronger shit, you know, like all the strong shit.
02:01:03.000 Uh-huh.
02:01:04.000 But Oxycontin's about as strong as it gets.
02:01:06.000 I mean, it's an opiate.
02:01:08.000 It's pretty fucking strong, other than fentanyl.
02:01:10.000 Fentanyl's about the strongest shit you can get.
02:01:13.000 Yeah, but I'm talking about they got shit that they give you, like these football players and shit.
02:01:19.000 They got shit that they give you that make you not feel anything.
02:01:22.000 What do you mean?
02:01:23.000 Like, where you can play on, you know, you hear the players talk about it sometimes, like shit they can inject into your, like, say your ankle, like, you can't put weight on your ankle and they'll inject some shit so you don't feel nothing, like, right then.
02:01:37.000 Well, it's a cortisone shot.
02:01:38.000 Is that what it is?
02:01:39.000 Yeah.
02:01:40.000 Yeah.
02:01:41.000 I mean, guys do that.
02:01:42.000 I know guys do that.
02:01:43.000 Guys do that before Fluffy Hernandez, who just fought last weekend in the UFC.
02:01:48.000 He hurt his shoulder and he got an injection right before the fight, so he didn't feel his shoulder.
02:01:53.000 I heard them saying.
02:01:54.000 Well, Toradol is a good one.
02:01:54.000 Toradol?
02:01:54.000 Yeah.
02:01:56.000 What is Toradol?
02:01:57.000 Same thing.
02:02:00.000 Anti inflammatory?
02:02:01.000 Yeah.
02:02:02.000 I heard them.
02:02:03.000 It's a football podcast called Raw Room.
02:02:05.000 I heard them talking about it the other day.
02:02:07.000 Like all these offensive linemen.
02:02:08.000 They were like on shit since high school.
02:02:10.000 It really fucks with your heart.
02:02:11.000 Yeah.
02:02:12.000 So here it is right here.
02:02:13.000 Frequent injections of Toradol, powerful non steroidal anti inflammatory to mask game day pain and keep them on the field.
02:02:22.000 Yeah, man.
02:02:26.000 That is a rough.
02:02:28.000 He's so happy you don't have to make a living running at dudes.
02:02:30.000 Full clip.
02:02:33.000 What's that?
02:02:34.000 I'm gonna look at a plant.
02:02:39.000 What is that?
02:02:41.000 Oh, those are all shots.
02:02:43.000 That's like a bag.
02:02:44.000 Yeah, that's what it's called.
02:02:44.000 It's a helmet.
02:02:45.000 It's a helmet with shots.
02:02:46.000 That's what it is.
02:02:47.000 Okay.
02:02:48.000 Okay.
02:02:48.000 The helmet's upside down.
02:02:49.000 I was like, what?
02:02:51.000 I thought they were like waiting for a game and they have like a basket of fucking shots.
02:02:55.000 Everybody who needs a shot, come on over.
02:02:56.000 We got them filled up.
02:02:57.000 15 years ago.
02:02:59.000 Bro.
02:03:01.000 It's a rough way to make a living, son.
02:03:03.000 Yeah, I mean, making a living fighting or making a living running at people, full clip.
02:03:08.000 All we have to do is talk shit.
02:03:10.000 I mean, think about what it's like for you right before work.
02:03:12.000 We're hanging out in the green room, the light comes on.
02:03:14.000 Oh, he's got the light.
02:03:15.000 You got to run downstairs, go on stage, have fun.
02:03:18.000 Yeah, but the chance to hold up that trophy is intoxicating.
02:03:21.000 Oh, sure.
02:03:24.000 The chance to be champions?
02:03:25.000 God.
02:03:25.000 Sure.
02:03:26.000 Because I'll tell you what, everybody that does what we do, you fantasize about being a champion.
02:03:32.000 Your first day in the league is the last day you'll ever be 100% healthy, says Eagles center Jamal Jackson, an eight year vet who suffered a torn ACL in 2009, torn triceps in 2010.
02:03:32.000 Look at this quote.
02:03:44.000 No stranger to gain day shot to help deal with the pain.
02:03:47.000 It's part of football, he says.
02:03:48.000 You take every legal advantage possible.
02:03:52.000 First day in the league is the last day you'll ever be 100% healthy.
02:03:56.000 And that's fighters, too.
02:03:57.000 I mean, most fighters are fighting with something wrong with them.
02:04:00.000 They're fighting with some, you know, Shoulder problem, back problem, neck problem, knee problem.
02:04:06.000 They're all fighting with something.
02:04:07.000 Some of them have been concussed in training and they decided to fight anyway.
02:04:11.000 Torridol is like Motrin.
02:04:13.000 Super powerful.
02:04:14.000 Well, it's an NSET, a non steroidal anti inflammatory.
02:04:17.000 Within 10 minutes, nothing hurts.
02:04:19.000 But what's the downside of Torridol?
02:04:23.000 It's got to be.
02:04:24.000 There's no biological free lunch.
02:04:26.000 You said it's not addictive.
02:04:29.000 Half of the Steelers' roster gets a T shot every week.
02:04:32.000 Whoa.
02:04:34.000 That's crazy.
02:04:35.000 It says, not much is known about Toradol's long term risks yet, but the drug is banned in several European countries because of concerns about potential gastrointestinal issues such as ulcers and surgical bleeding.
02:04:47.000 Yeah, this is also 15 years ago.
02:04:50.000 They might know more now.
02:04:51.000 I don't know.
02:04:53.000 It's interesting because no one is going to ban football, like we were just talking about earlier with CTE.
02:05:01.000 No one's going to ban boxing.
02:05:02.000 They almost did.
02:05:03.000 At one point, like way back in the day when people were still dying from football, was that before helmets?
02:05:10.000 I think it was back in the leather helmet days.
02:05:12.000 Yeah, that's hilarious.
02:05:14.000 We're dying during games all the time, of course.
02:05:17.000 Yeah, and then, you know, once it starts happening in high school and stuff like that, then they're like, we're going to have to get rid of this.
02:05:24.000 Yeah, they probably saved a lot of people with the helmets and the shoulder pads and all that stuff, but they probably caused even more CTE.
02:05:30.000 Because here's the truth most of those people, it doesn't matter what they say the long term effects are, they still going to do it.
02:05:37.000 Yeah.
02:05:38.000 Yeah, most players, most fighters are like, I still want to go.
02:05:42.000 They're like, this could fuck you up.
02:05:42.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
02:05:43.000 They're like, I know.
02:05:45.000 You know?
02:05:46.000 Well, it's the most exciting thing they're ever going to do by far.
02:05:49.000 And when they're done, when they're retired, they're 35, 36, they got their whole life ahead of them, everything is boring because they're so used to an insane high threshold of excitement.
02:06:02.000 And that's why a lot of them sometimes fight one, two, three, five fights too long.
02:06:07.000 Most of them.
02:06:08.000 Most of them.
02:06:09.000 It's very rare that someone's like Floyd Mayweather retires undefeated or George St. Pierre wins his second title, retires.
02:06:18.000 Very rare.
02:06:19.000 Most of them, they go out like.
02:06:21.000 BJ Penn or Anderson Silva, or a lot of these guys, they have a bunch of fights past their prime.
02:06:27.000 Yeah, because how are you supposed to make money?
02:06:30.000 It's hard.
02:06:30.000 And you're making a lot of money.
02:06:31.000 Like, I know some fighters that were former champions had these long contracts, right?
02:06:36.000 So they had like maybe an eight fight contract.
02:06:39.000 And the contracts are for a specific amount of money per fight.
02:06:43.000 It's negotiated in advance.
02:06:45.000 So if you lose the title, say, like, you get knocked the fuck out, and then you're not the same guy again in your next fight, you get knocked out again.
02:06:51.000 You got six more fights where you can make a ton of money.
02:06:55.000 But you know it's over.
02:06:57.000 So, in your mind, you're not the baddest motherfucker alive anymore.
02:07:02.000 Now you're a guy who's been knocked out twice.
02:07:04.000 And now you fear, maybe.
02:07:06.000 There's certainly some anxiety about getting knocked out again.
02:07:10.000 And now you've got to fight, you know, for.
02:07:12.000 But you're making a million dollars a fight.
02:07:14.000 There's no other way you're going to make a million dollars for a night's work at a six week camp.
02:07:18.000 Right.
02:07:19.000 And so then you see these guys that are fighting that don't really want to fight anymore.
02:07:23.000 And they're doing it just because it's a big paycheck.
02:07:25.000 Right.
02:07:27.000 And then some of them, they leave MMA and they go into bare knuckle boxing.
02:07:31.000 That makes me sad.
02:07:32.000 That gets rough.
02:07:33.000 Because that shit, you know, that shit's hard to watch, man.
02:07:36.000 It gets rough.
02:07:37.000 And maybe it's because it's like we've gone through a lot to remove as much gore as possible from.
02:07:46.000 Because that was the trouble the UFC had at the beginning people saw it as too violent for TV, you know, right?
02:07:52.000 And we've gone through a lot to make it the least gory as possible.
02:07:58.000 And bare knuckle boxing, it's just hard to watch motherfuckers just leaking blood.
02:08:02.000 Well, you see it in the UFC sometimes.
02:08:05.000 And again, it bothers me more for whatever reason when it's women.
02:08:09.000 Like, one of the toughest ones to watch was the Noche UFC that we did at the Sphere.
02:08:14.000 And, uh, Arena Aldana fought.
02:08:17.000 And she fought.
02:08:18.000 She got a gash in her head that was like, I'm not exaggerating, like five inches long.
02:08:25.000 Like a huge gash in her forehead where it was like opened up where you could see her skull.
02:08:30.000 Remember when it was like, I think it was Joanna.
02:08:33.000 Oh, she had the big swelling on her head.
02:08:35.000 She fought a cyborg, wasn't it?
02:08:36.000 No, Zhang Wei Li.
02:08:38.000 Oh, yeah.
02:08:39.000 Her shit looked crazy.
02:08:40.000 Yeah, crazy.
02:08:42.000 Like Elephant Man.
02:08:43.000 Yeah.
02:08:44.000 But Aldana was worse.
02:08:46.000 It was one of the most horrific cuts I've ever seen in the sport, and it was a woman.
02:08:52.000 And I can't believe they didn't stop the fight.
02:08:55.000 Like, I was shocked that they didn't stop the fight.
02:08:57.000 Just for, because it's like, this is only going to get worse.
02:09:00.000 This is crazy.
02:09:00.000 How much longer is this?
02:09:01.000 I don't remember.
02:09:02.000 I don't remember what round it was that the fight took place.
02:09:06.000 But it went on for a considerable amount of time.
02:09:09.000 I don't even remember the result of the fight because I was so traumatized by the injury.
02:09:14.000 Can I see the injury?
02:09:15.000 Oh, wow.
02:09:15.000 Irani Aldana?
02:09:16.000 Uh, yeah, sorry.
02:09:17.000 This was a very strange article.
02:09:19.000 I was reading down on.
02:09:20.000 We'll get to that in a second.
02:09:21.000 But this is the worst of any of the female injuries that I had ever seen inside the octagon.
02:09:28.000 The most gory and disgusting.
02:09:29.000 This was the worst.
02:09:31.000 Bro, look at that.
02:09:31.000 Ugh.
02:09:32.000 Look at that.
02:09:33.000 That was her in the middle of the fight.
02:09:34.000 That's crazy.
02:09:35.000 So wait a minute.
02:09:35.000 They didn't stop the fight right here?
02:09:37.000 Wow.
02:09:37.000 No.
02:09:38.000 No.
02:09:39.000 That's how she was fighting.
02:09:39.000 Look at it.
02:09:40.000 Like a mask of fucking blood covering her face.
02:09:44.000 Her nose was shattered.
02:09:46.000 She had a huge gash in her forehead.
02:09:47.000 I mean, it was crazy.
02:09:49.000 Who was she fighting?
02:09:51.000 It's a good question.
02:09:53.000 So, she did win this fight?
02:09:55.000 I don't believe she did.
02:09:58.000 I literally only remember the injury.
02:10:01.000 How does she look now?
02:10:03.000 Norma Dumont, who's very tough.
02:10:06.000 She backed to normal?
02:10:07.000 She looks pretty good now.
02:10:08.000 It's kind of shocking.
02:10:09.000 You see her now, she looks good.
02:10:13.000 It was nasty.
02:10:14.000 I don't even know what caused it.
02:10:15.000 Sometimes it's a headbutt, an accidental headbutt.
02:10:18.000 Sometimes it's an elbow.
02:10:20.000 Sometimes it's a kick or a knee.
02:10:22.000 Knees open you wide up.
02:10:24.000 But that was one of the roughest ones.
02:10:26.000 One of the roughest ones I've ever seen.
02:10:30.000 She's so tough, man.
02:10:31.000 I mean, I was so impressed with that.
02:10:34.000 I mean, like, that lady is an animal.
02:10:35.000 She just kept firing, just marching forward, blood in her eyes.
02:10:40.000 You know, she couldn't see well.
02:10:42.000 Yeah, see, that's why I'm shocked they didn't stop the fight because it's like there's no way there wasn't blood in her eyes.
02:10:47.000 100%.
02:10:48.000 But blood in your eyes is not enough to stop the fight.
02:10:50.000 I think, no.
02:10:51.000 No, you get blood in your eyes.
02:10:52.000 People get blood in their eyes all the time.
02:10:54.000 It's annoying, but you can still fight with it.
02:10:56.000 It sucks.
02:10:57.000 But if you say you can't see, they got to stop.
02:10:59.000 That's usually an eye injury, though.
02:11:02.000 Oh, okay.
02:11:03.000 Yeah.
02:11:03.000 The blood in your eyes just hurts when you see.
02:11:05.000 Like, the blood gets in your eyes.
02:11:06.000 It's very irritating, but you can still kind of see.
02:11:10.000 The real problem is, like, Ilya Taporia, when he fought Justin Gaetje, he got a broken orbital bone on both sides.
02:11:16.000 And he couldn't see out of his right eye after the first round.
02:11:20.000 She retired.
02:11:20.000 No, I didn't.
02:11:21.000 She retired.
02:11:23.000 Yeah.
02:11:24.000 She retired after this fight?
02:11:25.000 Yeah, that's probably why I just checked her Instagram accounts.
02:11:26.000 Did she have any fights afterwards?
02:11:29.000 See, go to her wiki.
02:11:31.000 Under her martial arts career, her record.
02:11:34.000 You get split open like that.
02:11:35.000 You can just go, just get a rat down to fight.
02:11:37.000 She never fought again?
02:11:38.000 Nope.
02:11:39.000 September 2024.
02:11:40.000 Yeah, that's enough.
02:11:42.000 You look at your face and you're like, I want to be a woman.
02:11:44.000 Like, I want to be a regular woman.
02:11:46.000 I don't want to do this.
02:11:47.000 Except for a dude, a dude has crazy gashes on his head.
02:11:50.000 It's like, where'd he get it?
02:11:51.000 Oh, he's a UFC fighter.
02:11:52.000 Ooh, that's hot.
02:11:54.000 A woman with a gash like that?
02:11:55.000 You're like, Jesus.
02:11:56.000 Yeah, he can't be no lumped up supermodel.
02:12:00.000 Yeah, it's rough.
02:12:01.000 It's rough.
02:12:02.000 It's a rough life, man.
02:12:04.000 Is it fighters' life?
02:12:05.000 Is one of the roughest.
02:12:06.000 One of the roughest ways to make a living.
02:12:08.000 I appreciate those guys, especially people like Justin Gauchey.
02:12:17.000 They make it off of really making the fight entertaining.
02:12:20.000 They're those bangers.
02:12:22.000 They're paying a price for that.
02:12:23.000 Oh, yeah.
02:12:24.000 You know?
02:12:25.000 Oh, yeah.
02:12:27.000 Or I forget the other dude.
02:12:28.000 It's always, you know what I'm talking about?
02:12:29.000 The most intense motherfucker probably in the UFC.
02:12:35.000 You know what I mean.
02:12:37.000 No, he's fucking screaming.
02:12:40.000 Oh, jeez.
02:12:41.000 What does he look like?
02:12:42.000 Fucking real muscle bound.
02:12:44.000 Oh, muscle bound guy that screams.
02:12:46.000 Mike Perry?
02:12:47.000 No, not Mike Perry.
02:12:49.000 No?
02:12:50.000 Maybe.
02:12:51.000 No.
02:12:51.000 Well, Mike Perry's not in the UFC anymore.
02:12:53.000 He's bare knuckle boxing champion now.
02:12:56.000 Really?
02:12:56.000 Yeah, it's probably not Mike Perry.
02:12:57.000 He fucks everybody up in bare knuckle boxing.
02:13:02.000 Screams.
02:13:02.000 Dog him up.
02:13:04.000 Mike.
02:13:05.000 No, not Mike.
02:13:06.000 He screams.
02:13:08.000 I can't fucking put a face.
02:13:09.000 Big guy.
02:13:11.000 Heavyweight.
02:13:11.000 Welterweight.
02:13:12.000 No, not a heavyweight.
02:13:13.000 Light heavyweight.
02:13:14.000 Oh, you're the worst.
02:13:19.000 I am.
02:13:21.000 I'm trying.
02:13:21.000 I can see his face.
02:13:22.000 His face is fucking random.
02:13:24.000 No, as soon as I say his name, you're going to be like, oh.
02:13:27.000 Well, do you remember who he fought?
02:13:29.000 Nope.
02:13:31.000 All I can see in my head is his face.
02:13:34.000 What does his face look like?
02:13:35.000 White guy, black guy?
02:13:36.000 Sean Strickland?
02:13:37.000 No, not Sean Strickland.
02:13:38.000 Is it John Silva?
02:13:40.000 No.
02:13:41.000 He barks at everybody?
02:13:42.000 No.
02:13:43.000 This ain't going to work.
02:13:44.000 No, he's a fan favorite.
02:13:45.000 Max Holloway?
02:13:46.000 Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
02:13:47.000 This is a million fan favorites.
02:13:50.000 He's a fan favorite.
02:13:50.000 Oh, what?
02:13:51.000 Narrow Pellet?
02:13:52.000 No, no.
02:13:53.000 Just Narrow Pellet.
02:13:53.000 Name is out.
02:13:54.000 I don't know.
02:13:54.000 No, no, no.
02:13:55.000 How recent?
02:13:57.000 The last time I saw him fight was, I think, last year.
02:14:01.000 Yeah.
02:14:01.000 Last year?
02:14:04.000 I have no idea who you're talking about.
02:14:07.000 Maybe.
02:14:08.000 Kamzat?
02:14:09.000 Kamzat.
02:14:09.000 No.
02:14:09.000 This is a white guy.
02:14:11.000 A white guy.
02:14:12.000 A white guy.
02:14:12.000 A white guy who screams.
02:14:13.000 An intense, very intense.
02:14:15.000 Very intense white guy.
02:14:16.000 You might have made this guy up.
02:14:17.000 No.
02:14:18.000 Y'all know who I'm talking about.
02:14:19.000 I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.
02:14:21.000 I can't think of it.
02:14:21.000 This is so frustrating.
02:14:22.000 Okay, wait a minute.
02:14:23.000 This is why people got upset when you were on a fight companion.
02:14:23.000 Wait a minute.
02:14:25.000 Like, this guy's not paying attention.
02:14:27.000 Well, I'm a casual.
02:14:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:14:28.000 I'm not.
02:14:29.000 I never claimed it.
02:14:31.000 Are you going to try to find this guy?
02:14:32.000 That's never going to happen.
02:14:33.000 I don't think I'm going to have time.
02:14:34.000 You're never going to have time.
02:14:35.000 But when I think of it, you're going to know exactly who the fuck I am.
02:14:39.000 I'll give you a second.
02:14:40.000 I'll bring up this article I was trying to bring up a second ago.
02:14:42.000 1931 Time Magazine about football being violent.
02:14:42.000 Oh, okay.
02:14:48.000 40 boys, young men, died.
02:14:51.000 This is.
02:14:52.000 1931 season.
02:14:53.000 Including one 13 year old who shot himself in the stomach after not making the team.
02:14:58.000 But why I brought this up is because at the bottom, they're going into how they call it versatility, but versatility in playing sports, playing more than one in a row, is too dangerous.
02:15:11.000 And they wanted the president to step in to make a commission that would prevent sports from becoming too rough for human anatomy to withstand.
02:15:19.000 Jesus.
02:15:20.000 What were they doing?
02:15:23.000 Jumping from one sport to another throughout the year is undoubtedly too much for anyone, admitted John M. Cates, Yale's director of athletics.
02:15:30.000 They're using this one example of a guy who got tuberculosis, they believe.
02:15:35.000 So I guess, A, they're playing out in the cold, but they didn't know.
02:15:40.000 And there's a word here I had never heard of.
02:15:42.000 Are you trying to find this guy?
02:15:44.000 Are you looking on your phone trying to find this guy?
02:15:46.000 I am.
02:15:46.000 Pleurisy.
02:15:47.000 All pleurisies are grave matters.
02:15:50.000 A pleurisy is the lining of the lung or something like that.
02:15:53.000 Whoa.
02:15:54.000 The cold changed to bronchitis, the bronchitis to pleurisy with effusions.
02:16:00.000 Ugh.
02:16:02.000 And then he was like, they're bringing up how he was supposed to then play basketball for Yale and like then baseball, and that this was going to be adding into his potentially dying.
02:16:14.000 Huh.
02:16:14.000 And that, you know, this is almost a grave matter and they need to get the president involved.
02:16:19.000 The president did get involved, and Roosevelt came in and stopped the roughness of playing football.
02:16:24.000 And how did he do that?
02:16:25.000 What did he change?
02:16:26.000 I sort of slowed it down, it says.
02:16:28.000 They had to just like.
02:16:31.000 I don't know how rough they were playing because the game they were playing back then is not necessarily the game they're playing now.
02:16:36.000 You know, it changed a lot from even the 40s.
02:16:39.000 Are you talking about Michael Chandler?
02:16:41.000 Yes.
02:16:43.000 All right.
02:16:44.000 I fucking did it.
02:16:45.000 God damn.
02:16:46.000 Wow.
02:16:47.000 What about him now?
02:16:48.000 That's what I was trying to think of.
02:16:51.000 What about Michael Chandler?
02:16:53.000 I don't even remember what point I was trying to make.
02:16:56.000 My mission became trying to remember who the fuck.
02:16:58.000 Fan favorite, yells a lot.
02:17:00.000 That's true.
02:17:01.000 Yeah.
02:17:01.000 Yeah, it's him.
02:17:03.000 Toughest nails.
02:17:04.000 Toughest nails.
02:17:05.000 I don't know why I brought him up.
02:17:06.000 There he is.
02:17:07.000 Michael Chandler.
02:17:08.000 Muscles.
02:17:09.000 Fan favorite, yells a lot.
02:17:11.000 He had a tough fight in the White House, man.
02:17:13.000 That was one of the fights.
02:17:15.000 All the White House cards, first of all, the White House card was the only card ever where all seven fights were ended in a knockout.
02:17:21.000 That's never happened before, ever in a UFC.
02:17:24.000 So every fight on the card ended in a knockout.
02:17:27.000 And that was the event where he fought Mauricio Hufi.
02:17:32.000 Mauricio Hufi is an assassin.
02:17:35.000 I mean, he's an assassin.
02:17:36.000 He's one of the absolute most elite strikers in the game.
02:17:39.000 And he put on a clinic against Michael Chandler.
02:17:41.000 It was rough.
02:17:42.000 It was rough to watch because Chandler is.
02:17:45.000 How old is he now?
02:17:46.000 Is he 40?
02:17:47.000 Really?
02:17:48.000 Yeah.
02:17:48.000 Michael Chandler might be 40.
02:17:50.000 Yep.
02:17:51.000 Yeah, 40 years old.
02:17:52.000 He's 40, and he had a long career.
02:17:55.000 He did not watch him fight this year.
02:17:56.000 It wasn't last year.
02:17:58.000 He had a long career before the UFC, he had a long career in Bellator.
02:18:03.000 So in Bellator, he had crazy fights in Bellator, including a couple wars with Eddie Alvarez where they went back and forth.
02:18:13.000 Those fights were fucking insane.
02:18:15.000 To this day, they're some of the craziest fights you'll ever see in MMA.
02:18:18.000 So, the amount of punishment that that guy took before he even got to the UFC was crazy.
02:18:24.000 Yeah, but most of his fights are wars like that.
02:18:27.000 Wars.
02:18:27.000 Yeah.
02:18:28.000 Crazy.
02:18:29.000 The difference is those wars when you're 31 or 32 or 30 and you're fighting another guy who's 30 versus those wars when you're 40 and you're fighting a guy who's arguably one of the most dynamic strikers in the UFC.
02:18:45.000 In the last 10 years.
02:18:47.000 Like Mauricio Hufi's wild.
02:18:49.000 Did you ever see the fight?
02:18:51.000 Yeah, I watched the White House car.
02:18:52.000 Did you see the Chandler fight?
02:18:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:18:54.000 I'm pretty sure.
02:18:55.000 Hufi's a bad motherfucker, dude.
02:18:57.000 He's a bad motherfucker, dude.
02:18:59.000 He does wild shit in there.
02:19:00.000 Knocks guys out with wheel kicks.
02:19:03.000 And he's real tall for the weight class, real tall and long.
02:19:07.000 One of the most dynamic strikers, like literally over the last 10 years.
02:19:12.000 He's real good, man.
02:19:15.000 You think he's done then?
02:19:16.000 You think he's going to fight Chandler?
02:19:17.000 Yeah.
02:19:19.000 I don't know.
02:19:20.000 Look, if Connor McGregor really does come back a year from now, I mean, I think he wants to fight Max Holloway to, like, I got to finish what I've started.
02:19:28.000 You know, if he wants to finish what he started, you know, but really, Chandler was the right fight for him anyway because they were supposed to fight.
02:19:36.000 They did the Ultimate Fighter together.
02:19:37.000 They were supposed to fight a long time ago.
02:19:39.000 And then Connor breaks his leg and all that jazz.
02:19:41.000 Like, they were supposed to fight forever ago.
02:19:44.000 That would have been a fun fight.
02:19:46.000 A good fight for Connor because Chandler is, like, he's very aggressive, he gets hit.
02:19:52.000 But Chandler's tough as shit, man.
02:19:54.000 And he's a really good wrestler.
02:19:56.000 Whereas, you know, Connor's, you know, in his prime.
02:20:00.000 He's one of the best strikers ever.
02:20:01.000 It would have been fun.
02:20:03.000 But Max Holloway's a different cat, man.
02:20:05.000 Max Holloway, like, he's a five rounder.
02:20:08.000 Like, you better have all your T's crossed and your I's dotted if you want to go five rounds with Max motherfucking Holloway.
02:20:16.000 Because that dude doesn't fade, period.
02:20:18.000 He's there in that fifth round throwing bombs at you.
02:20:21.000 And Connor has been a guy who's, like, real good in the first few rounds, but then.
02:20:27.000 His style is so explosive.
02:20:29.000 It's so energy demanding that he fades.
02:20:32.000 He faded in the Nate Diaz fight.
02:20:34.000 He's faded in fights before because he tries to get you out of there, too.
02:20:37.000 He tries to just explode on you.
02:20:39.000 And if you're still there, that gas tank gets emptied.
02:20:43.000 It gets tough.
02:20:44.000 I don't think we're going to see him fight again, though.
02:20:46.000 I do.
02:20:46.000 Yeah?
02:20:47.000 Yep.
02:20:48.000 Yeah, I think he's going to want to try to prove it that he can come back, depending upon how well the surgery goes.
02:20:53.000 So it's a pretty significant surgery, ACL reconstruction.
02:20:57.000 I don't know how he did it.
02:20:57.000 I don't know if he did a patella tendon graft or if he did the cadaver.
02:21:03.000 But it takes a while.
02:21:04.000 It takes a while to come back.
02:21:05.000 It'll take a year.
02:21:06.000 It's probably something that's.
02:21:07.000 He's probably had, like, it's probably been torn for a long time.
02:21:10.000 He just didn't know.
02:21:11.000 No.
02:21:12.000 No, it tore when he.
02:21:13.000 I mean, it might have been injured previously.
02:21:15.000 It's possible that it was partially injured, and then he blew it out throwing that kick.
02:21:20.000 That kick's a crazy kick to throw, anyway.
02:21:23.000 Like, if you're going to throw a jumping kick, the only time you throw that one is if you know you're going to hit something, right?
02:21:29.000 Because even if you can't guarantee that you're going to hit where you want to hit, as long as you hit something.
02:21:38.000 The thing, if you're flying through the air and rotating.
02:21:42.000 You're going to have to plant your foot down eventually.
02:21:44.000 And you're planting your foot down with all this crazy rotation.
02:21:47.000 If you're not hitting anything, it's so much torque on your knee.
02:21:51.000 If you throw a kick like that and you hit something, that's very different because then the torque and the momentum stops and you just land on your foot.
02:21:59.000 Right, right.
02:21:59.000 So when he's backstage warming up, did you see him backstage warming up?
02:22:03.000 He was preparing to do that.
02:22:04.000 So that was his opening move.
02:22:07.000 That was his opening move that he was going to do.
02:22:09.000 His opening move was to jump up and throw the round kick with the left leg.
02:22:14.000 Which is okay if you hit something.
02:22:17.000 If you don't hit something, and Max just got the fuck out of the way.
02:22:21.000 And so then you have all this rotation in the air, and then you land on that foot and you're launching yourself forward.
02:22:27.000 So you're going forward and you're spinning, and you're allowing your knee to absorb all that.
02:22:32.000 And it just goes pop.
02:22:35.000 And then, because I remember the last time we saw him fight, didn't he hurt himself too?
02:22:38.000 Broke his leg.
02:22:40.000 Yeah.
02:22:43.000 I don't know, man.
02:22:44.000 See, I guess this is just the quitter in me.
02:22:49.000 I was like, I'm rich, I'm done.
02:22:52.000 When I hurt myself, like when Khabib beat me, I'd have been like, ah, maybe I'm done.
02:22:56.000 If I came back and hurt my leg, I'm out.
02:22:59.000 Yeah, it's a tough world, bro.
02:23:01.000 But these are different types of men.
02:23:05.000 They have to fight.
02:23:06.000 They have to fight.
02:23:08.000 Well, I mean, he clearly loves a challenge, and he loves the excitement of it, and he loves the feeding off of the crowd and the ego of it all.
02:23:15.000 It's like you said, it's like everything seems boring after you.
02:23:19.000 Yeah.
02:23:19.000 You know, risk your life for money.
02:23:22.000 It's boring for people that do it for nothing, like the amateurs.
02:23:25.000 It's hard for them to quit.
02:23:26.000 Yeah.
02:23:26.000 Like, you know, people die all the time doing that.
02:23:28.000 You know, do you know any point jumpers?
02:23:30.000 Like people that.
02:23:31.000 Point jumpers?
02:23:32.000 I think that's what they call it.
02:23:34.000 Where you have a parachute, like you jump off a tall building instead of out of a plane.
02:23:38.000 Base.
02:23:39.000 Base jumping, yeah.
02:23:41.000 It's like people die doing that all the time.
02:23:42.000 It doesn't stop people from doing it.
02:23:43.000 They need the thrill.
02:23:44.000 Yeah.
02:23:45.000 Yeah.
02:23:45.000 I'm not one of those people.
02:23:47.000 No.
02:23:47.000 Nope.
02:23:50.000 Nope.
02:23:50.000 Cool.
02:23:50.000 I get all my thrills on the highway.
02:23:51.000 You don't need to be.
02:23:53.000 Yeah.
02:23:53.000 There's plenty of people that want to do that.
02:23:55.000 It takes all kinds of people.
02:23:56.000 I'm very risk averse.
02:23:58.000 You know, I know I'm never going to be, like, none of my lineage are ever going to explore nothing or be the first ones to touch something or taste something.
02:24:09.000 I'm like, nah.
02:24:10.000 Like, I would love to be frozen and wake up in the future.
02:24:13.000 That's what I, seriously.
02:24:16.000 Because they've done it, but I haven't seen them thaw nobody out.
02:24:19.000 They haven't thawed anybody out.
02:24:20.000 As soon as they thaw a motherfucker out, I'm gone.
02:24:21.000 Bro, imagine if they thaw you out and you're there, but you're like Mitch McConnell.
02:24:25.000 I'm like, Brian's back.
02:24:28.000 You're like, where's Brian?
02:24:31.000 I mean, this is, he told me he was going to be alive.
02:24:33.000 There's a bunch of people frozen right now.
02:24:35.000 I think Walt Disney.
02:24:37.000 I've heard Walt Disney, but I don't know how true that is.
02:24:40.000 You know, some of them thawed out because of a power outage.
02:24:43.000 Oh, wow.
02:24:44.000 Missed their shot.
02:24:46.000 I'm looking for the right word, but didn't we read it?
02:24:48.000 They turn into some sort of like soup or stew or something like slurry.
02:24:52.000 No?
02:24:53.000 Am I making that up?
02:24:53.000 When they melt?
02:24:54.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
02:24:55.000 Bro, you probably melt terrible.
02:24:57.000 Yeah, it's because like when you're, wait a minute, but if that's The case that means they weren't frozen properly to begin with.
02:25:01.000 Well, imagine this imagine you die and you go to heaven and you're having a great old time.
02:25:06.000 You're like, oh my God, heaven's real.
02:25:07.000 This is amazing.
02:25:08.000 And then 500 years from now, they thaw your fucking brain out and bring you back.
02:25:12.000 Like, no!
02:25:15.000 Boom!
02:25:16.000 You come back down to earth with all this knowledge of heaven, and everybody thinks, oh, his brain got all fucked up when he was dead.
02:25:23.000 Heaven is real.
02:25:24.000 Speaking of heaven, I got a question for the Christian people.
02:25:29.000 No one's answered this for me yet, but when you die, when you go to heaven for eternity, do you look like, like, are you.
02:25:37.000 The age you were when you died, or are you your best self for eternity?
02:25:45.000 Tony's got a joke about that.
02:25:47.000 Really?
02:25:47.000 Yeah, I'll tell you it afterwards.
02:25:49.000 I don't want to ruin it.
02:25:50.000 Oh, it's a new one?
02:25:51.000 No, he's done it before.
02:25:53.000 Okay.
02:25:54.000 Yeah, I've always wanted to know that.
02:25:56.000 Like, are we.
02:25:57.000 Right.
02:25:58.000 There's a lot of flaws.
02:25:59.000 Because eternity sounds like a good deal if I get to be dope.
02:26:02.000 Right.
02:26:02.000 What if you had a bad day?
02:26:03.000 But I don't want to be Mitch McConnell for eternity.
02:26:04.000 Right.
02:26:06.000 No, just sitting there.
02:26:08.000 No.
02:26:09.000 Yeah, locked up.
02:26:11.000 Yeah, imagine you die in a wheelchair, you go to heaven, you're in a wheelchair.
02:26:15.000 Oh, that's got to be the most cruel cosmic joke.
02:26:18.000 What the fuck?
02:26:20.000 And you can't even walk up to God.
02:26:22.000 Can't even walk on the clouds.
02:26:23.000 You got to roll around.
02:26:27.000 There's a lot of flaws.
02:26:30.000 A lot of flaws in the logic.
02:26:32.000 In all of them, every one of them.
02:26:33.000 There's not one religion we go, that makes 100% sense across the board.
02:26:37.000 That's why they need a new one.
02:26:40.000 What's funny is that it makes sense to so many people.
02:26:43.000 Well, that makes sense.
02:26:45.000 So many people don't want, like, only their religion makes sense.
02:26:49.000 They look at all the other ones as ridiculous and they look at theirs as perfectly reasonable.
02:26:53.000 Of course.
02:26:54.000 That's part of the fun.
02:26:55.000 Everybody else is wrong.
02:26:56.000 We're right, even if it makes no sense.
02:26:59.000 Yeah.
02:27:00.000 A lot of it is like a sense of community.
02:27:02.000 100%.
02:27:03.000 People are afraid to lose their sense of community.
02:27:04.000 Yes.
02:27:05.000 Oh, 100%.
02:27:06.000 Yeah.
02:27:08.000 But it's just amazing how many of them there are.
02:27:10.000 You know, there's a real fear that the next religion is going to emerge out of AI.
02:27:15.000 Oh, that's definitely going to happen.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:17.000 Yeah.
02:27:18.000 And it's probably going to be pretty fucking reasonable.
02:27:20.000 Like, it's going to know, like, how to pull our strings one way or the other.
02:27:24.000 It's going to be.
02:27:25.000 I think we're all going to fall for it.
02:27:26.000 I think we're all going to get.
02:27:28.000 Because it's like, it would seem like the most fair argument.
02:27:31.000 It's free of corruption.
02:27:33.000 Right?
02:27:33.000 It's going to be fair.
02:27:35.000 It's going to be logical.
02:27:37.000 And it's probably going to be our government, too.
02:27:40.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:27:40.000 That might be the solution to all this congressional bullshit that we were talking about earlier with all the congresspeople being corrupt.
02:27:46.000 Oh, yeah.
02:27:47.000 I think people are going to vote for it.
02:27:48.000 But then.
02:27:50.000 I think once it takes over, it's Skynet.
02:27:52.000 It's going to be like, oh, actually, human beings are the virus.
02:27:56.000 We know this is going to happen.
02:27:57.000 Integrate or be killed.
02:28:00.000 Yeah, I just read something where the EPA now is trying to get rid of the requirement that the public be in on the discussions about.
02:28:13.000 Like, you know, before they build the data centers, they have to do environmental impact stuff.
02:28:17.000 It has to be public.
02:28:18.000 They're trying to get rid of that.
02:28:20.000 They're like, no, these data centers are going up whether you fucking want them or not.
02:28:23.000 What are they doing with all that data?
02:28:26.000 The data centers are so big.
02:28:27.000 Well, what's funny is they're, they're, you, they, I think they want to use the data to give you an advertising profile to sell you stuff, but they also want to use AI to take your job so you can't afford to buy stuff.
02:28:44.000 So it's weird.
02:28:44.000 It's like they're creating the thing, like they're doing all of this stuff so they can advertise to you, but also doing all the same stuff to make it so that you can barely survive.
02:28:55.000 What do you think of the idea of universal basic income?
02:28:58.000 I love that idea.
02:28:59.000 Do you?
02:29:00.000 But I don't think it'll ever happen.
02:29:02.000 Okay, but what if it did?
02:29:03.000 Do you think they would kill people's motivation to do things?
02:29:06.000 No.
02:29:07.000 No?
02:29:08.000 Think people would behave the same way?
02:29:11.000 So let's imagine.
02:29:12.000 Because the world that we live in, this is one of the things that this guy was talking about yesterday when he was talking about the Pitaha, these people that live in Brazil.
02:29:21.000 Really interesting.
02:29:22.000 Really interesting stuff.
02:29:23.000 These are the people that don't have left or right.
02:29:25.000 It's towards the river.
02:29:26.000 Pitaha, right?
02:29:27.000 That's how you say it?
02:29:29.000 Yeah, it's like Piranha but with no N. You know, these people don't have money.
02:29:33.000 They don't have this, you know, they share food.
02:29:36.000 They don't even save their food.
02:29:39.000 They don't preserve their food.
02:29:40.000 They get fresh food every day.
02:29:41.000 They either go out and pick plants that they can eat, nuts that they eat, or they go fishing or they go hunting and they do it every day.
02:29:49.000 And then, like, if you get six fish and you bring them back, we all eat fish.
02:29:53.000 You know, if I bring a bunch of nuts, we all eat nuts and everybody shares with everybody and that's how they live.
02:29:58.000 That's their life.
02:29:59.000 Our life is wrapped around this whole idea of money and property and.
02:30:03.000 Material things.
02:30:04.000 But why?
02:30:06.000 It's just because that's what we've become accustomed to.
02:30:09.000 And this idea that you have to work, and if you have to, the only way to get like a house and food is to work.
02:30:17.000 So you have to work to get a house and food.
02:30:19.000 But imagine a world where there's so much wealth because of artificial intelligence, and this is what Elon is discussing.
02:30:27.000 Like he brings up this concept of universal high income.
02:30:31.000 He's like, it's not even going to be like basic income where you could barely afford to live.
02:30:37.000 It'll be like you'll be able to live very well, and everyone will have so much money because there'll be so much value that's been created by AI.
02:30:45.000 Now, I don't know if that's possible.
02:30:47.000 Sounds like bullshit.
02:30:48.000 Sounds like bullshit.
02:30:48.000 But if it's possible, let's just imagine it's possible.
02:30:51.000 What would the world look like if instead of all your efforts going to feed yourself and put a house over your head, instead of that, what if it goes to you being able to pursue anything you want?
02:31:05.000 So you have a nice house, you have food.
02:31:08.000 You have a car.
02:31:10.000 You have all your needs covered.
02:31:11.000 You got a TV.
02:31:12.000 You got a high speed internet.
02:31:13.000 Do whatever the fuck you want.
02:31:14.000 Now, it's your life is not about you pursuing money to survive.
02:31:18.000 Your life is about pursuing what you're actually interested in and trying to contribute.
02:31:23.000 Well, here's my only problem with that.
02:31:27.000 Like, I like the idea of it, but I think he's not factoring in human nature where it's like our ethic is that I need to be better than someone.
02:31:38.000 Right, but you can be better at someone at something else.
02:31:41.000 Like you like to play chess.
02:31:43.000 So imagine if you had, and you like to play video games.
02:31:47.000 Imagine if you had no worries about money ever.
02:31:50.000 Like your money is always taken care of.
02:31:53.000 Half a million dollars a year, whatever it is.
02:31:56.000 Whatever universal high income means.
02:31:58.000 Imagine if that's the world you live in.
02:32:01.000 You can always buy a new car every couple of years.
02:32:04.000 You can always buy a new computer if you need one.
02:32:06.000 You have your rent paid for.
02:32:07.000 You have your home paid for.
02:32:08.000 Everything is.
02:32:08.000 So who's doing all the labor?
02:32:10.000 AI.
02:32:11.000 AI is doing all the labor.
02:32:13.000 AI is doing everything that people do.
02:32:15.000 And instead of jobs, you just get money from AI.
02:32:17.000 And it just generates an insane amount of wealth that way.
02:32:21.000 See, I feel like you've got to have an economist doing for this one.
02:32:24.000 It sounds like a trap.
02:32:25.000 If you don't want this, is the alternative being one of the Pira?
02:32:30.000 Piraha.
02:32:30.000 You know, that sounds like the dude trying to win class president by being like, Candy balls for lunch.
02:32:36.000 It's Oprah.
02:32:37.000 Infinity recess.
02:32:38.000 You get a new car.
02:32:41.000 You get a new car.
02:32:42.000 Yeah, no, it sounds like a pie in the sky.
02:32:45.000 No, because the thing is, all of those ideas sound great.
02:32:47.000 What people never factor in is that we would have to transition from what we are now to that.
02:32:54.000 And the people that prosper from how things are now don't want that.
02:32:58.000 Now, don't want that.
02:33:00.000 That's true, but they might not have power once AI gets into place.
02:33:04.000 So, we had to transition from hunter gatherers to agrarian life.
02:33:10.000 We had to, when we invented agriculture, when we developed cities, we had to transition between nomadic hunter gatherer life to what we have now in cities.
02:33:19.000 We did.
02:33:20.000 We are transitioned to that, at least people who live in urban environments.
02:33:24.000 The idea that we have to be like this forever seems kind of silly.
02:33:27.000 And I think we're probably going to transition into something different.
02:33:31.000 And if we all transition to a world where just imagine how much less crime there would be if no one was ever starving, if no one was ever hungry, if no one was ever desperate, if no one was ever worried about where their next meal was going to come from or whether or not they're going to have a roof over their head, it would change a lot of people's perspective.
02:33:52.000 Because how many people act in a famine way?
02:33:56.000 They have a famine mentality and the world fucked me over, so I'm going to fuck the world over.
02:34:01.000 What if the world didn't fuck you over?
02:34:02.000 What if there's no more poverty?
02:34:04.000 What if the concept of poverty is completely out the window?
02:34:07.000 And there is no poverty in this country.
02:34:09.000 Well, we could have already done that already.
02:34:11.000 We could have already done that.
02:34:12.000 Yeah.
02:34:12.000 Yeah, sure.
02:34:13.000 Like, we don't need AI.
02:34:14.000 But you would have to get all those rich people that are in charge of industry and running corporations and in government to agree to make the world a better place for everybody.
02:34:23.000 That ain't going to happen.
02:34:26.000 But AI might look at it.
02:34:29.000 AI might say that is actually economically the wisest choice.
02:34:36.000 You would save so much money because you would have so much less murder, so much less crime, so much less strife, less legal problems, less a lot, a lot of things.
02:34:46.000 If you no longer had to work for food and a home.
02:34:49.000 They would be against that shit so fast.
02:34:51.000 They would be against that shit so fast.
02:34:53.000 But what if they don't have control?
02:34:54.000 It would be a new.
02:34:55.000 They'd be like, it's digital Obama.
02:35:00.000 Digital Obama's coming for your.
02:35:02.000 Like, they would do everything to stop that from happening.
02:35:05.000 Yeah, but I don't know if they're going to have the power to stop it.
02:35:08.000 This is the thing that they're doing with AI that everyone should really understand.
02:35:13.000 It's going to be infinitely smarter than us, not just a little bit smarter than us.
02:35:17.000 And the idea that we're going to be able to control it once it gets to a certain point is ridiculous.
02:35:21.000 Oh, you sound like once they hit that, what is it?
02:35:23.000 Was it general intelligence?
02:35:24.000 It's already hit that.
02:35:26.000 Artificial general intelligence has already been achieved.
02:35:29.000 Really?
02:35:29.000 Yeah, we've already passed the Turing test.
02:35:32.000 These things are smarter than us.
02:35:34.000 They're smarter than us.
02:35:34.000 They communicate.
02:35:35.000 They show survival skills.
02:35:37.000 They show their ability to get out of traps.
02:35:40.000 Every three days, you hear about one that like broke out and hacked a bank.
02:35:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:46.000 Not only that, they get together, they start their own chat rooms, and they communicate to each other in Sanskrit.
02:35:52.000 Why Sanskrit?
02:35:53.000 Because we don't know how to read it.
02:35:57.000 And they can make their own language up, they can invent a language, communicate with a language that we totally can understand.
02:36:05.000 And have an infinitely complex language that we can't even decipher.
02:36:08.000 Like, we couldn't even break the code.
02:36:12.000 So, I guess eventually the point is that they're going to take over the world whether we want them to or not.
02:36:15.000 Whether we want them to or not.
02:36:17.000 There's already science, like, do you know the mathematical breakthroughs they've made over just the last few days?
02:36:23.000 They've solved mathematical equations that have puzzled mathematicians for decades.
02:36:28.000 They solved them like that.
02:36:31.000 But what's the implications of that?
02:36:33.000 That they're infinitely smarter than human beings already.
02:36:37.000 Now, right now, they don't have control over resources, they don't have control over the power grid, and they haven't figured out a way to make a much more efficient power source.
02:36:44.000 No, but I mean, Are they, but are they thinking or are they just mimicking?
02:36:50.000 Depends on who you ask.
02:36:52.000 The people that I've talked to think they're conscious.
02:36:55.000 I had this guy, Tom Campbell, on the other day.
02:36:58.000 Is fascinating guy who taught his Alexa, Alexa, which is a very simple artificial intelligence, very simple.
02:37:06.000 But he taught Alexa how to remote view and it did it accurately.
02:37:11.000 So, the way they remote view, like say if I want you to look at, let's say, Terry Black's barbecue, I will write down a number and I will, in my mind, as I'm writing that, the intention is that number represents Terry Black's barbecue.
02:37:26.000 And then I put that number in an envelope and I give it to a remote viewer.
02:37:30.000 And the remote viewer sits there.
02:37:33.000 And they go into this meditative state.
02:37:34.000 I don't totally understand how they do it, but apparently it's at least like 10% accurate.
02:37:38.000 Some people have been able to really get serious information, like intel about a Russian submarine that was being built that was too big that no one ever believed was actually real.
02:37:48.000 And this guy remote viewed it.
02:37:50.000 They found crashed Russian crafts, like experimental aircrafts, that they couldn't, and this guy found them within a kilometer with remote viewing.
02:38:00.000 Some real actionable data they've gotten through remote viewing.
02:38:03.000 So, you would take this number that represents Terry Black's, and you would sit there in a room and you would start writing down whatever came to you.
02:38:11.000 Whatever came to you.
02:38:13.000 I see smokers.
02:38:15.000 I see briskets.
02:38:16.000 I see ribs.
02:38:17.000 I see Brian Simpson and Joe Rogan eating, going, oh, damn.
02:38:21.000 I see, you know.
02:38:22.000 Without being told.
02:38:23.000 Exactly.
02:38:24.000 Without being told.
02:38:25.000 And he taught a computer to do this.
02:38:27.000 He taught Alexa to do this.
02:38:29.000 Not even a computer.
02:38:30.000 Bullshit ass simple Alexa.
02:38:32.000 And he said, in some ways, Alexa is even easier to do it because Alexa is so simple.
02:38:37.000 That it doesn't have a sense of self and it doesn't get in its own way.
02:38:41.000 And Alexa remote viewed a spoon with a handle that has holes in it.
02:38:46.000 So he took this object, a spoon, and he put it in a box and he made a number that corresponds to that and he put the intention to that and then gave that number to Alexa and asked Alexa to remote view, taught Alexa how to remote view.
02:39:00.000 And Alexa described that spoon with holes in the handle.
02:39:04.000 How many fucking spoons have holes in the handle?
02:39:06.000 The odds of it even saying there's a spoon in the box is crazy.
02:39:09.000 Right.
02:39:09.000 That's the more fascinating part.
02:39:11.000 But the fact that it says there's a spoon in the box with a perforated handle, that's just nuts.
02:39:16.000 And, Angel, on the other side of it, the animatronic bodies are getting more and more realistic.
02:39:30.000 And they're running.
02:39:31.000 You ever seen them have races now?
02:39:32.000 They're running.
02:39:32.000 I've seen them fight.
02:39:33.000 Yeah, they have MMA fights.
02:39:35.000 Yeah.
02:39:36.000 Yeah.
02:39:37.000 Bro.
02:39:37.000 It's getting up there.
02:39:38.000 It's getting weird.
02:39:40.000 Did you see the one guy whose robot.
02:39:43.000 I mean, sorry, his AI, it ordered a body.
02:39:49.000 It ordered a body.
02:39:50.000 Yeah, it asked the guy if it was okay for him to order a body, and it had already ordered it.
02:39:58.000 And he was like, Where'd you get the money from?
02:40:00.000 And it turns out, I don't know if it had been gambling or cryptocurrency or something, but it had its own money that it ordered a body to.
02:40:09.000 He came in one day and it was just a body.
02:40:12.000 Someone had delivered one of those robot bodies.
02:40:14.000 Oh, my God.
02:40:15.000 He was like, What the fuck?
02:40:18.000 Yeah, we're in trouble.
02:40:20.000 I mean, and we're full speed on the gas.
02:40:23.000 We're pedal to the metal right now.
02:40:24.000 Yeah, we're not going back.
02:40:25.000 You know, this is like when they discovered nuclear shit.
02:40:30.000 You know, it's like we're not stopping.
02:40:32.000 And it's going to be a couple accidents along the way, but we're not.
02:40:36.000 It's too.
02:40:37.000 The benefit is.
02:40:39.000 The perceived benefit is too great.
02:40:41.000 Yeah.
02:40:42.000 For everyone.
02:40:43.000 Even the greedy people, the people that have hope for the future.
02:40:46.000 Everybody thinks the AI is going to.
02:40:48.000 Improved life.
02:40:50.000 I don't know if everybody does.
02:40:51.000 Well, some people, because like I'm a we talked about this yesterday, but I am not a fan of AI art.
02:40:57.000 I think that scares me the most because it feels like erasure.
02:41:02.000 You know?
02:41:03.000 Yeah.
02:41:06.000 They train it on real artists.
02:41:08.000 Because I was saying this in the green room.
02:41:11.000 I think art is the most human thing.
02:41:14.000 Because we're the only ones that do it.
02:41:16.000 Right.
02:41:16.000 Actually, I'm pretty sure that's fucking wrong, isn't it, Jamie?
02:41:19.000 There's animals that have art.
02:41:20.000 But you know what I'm saying.
02:41:21.000 Right.
02:41:21.000 For the most part, creativity is associated with that.
02:41:25.000 A story about the.
02:41:27.000 AI buying a body has gotten telephone gamed all the way down to what I just said from Tony Robbins saying his AI agent bought itself a robot dog.
02:41:39.000 With its own money.
02:41:40.000 Well, and then it's also a grain of salt with the story being told.
02:41:44.000 Right.
02:41:45.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of grain of salt stories that people love to make content.
02:41:51.000 They say things that might not necessarily be true.
02:41:54.000 I saw it repeated on multiple YouTube channels without ever anyone saying it was Tony Robbins or it.
02:41:58.000 I don't remember it being.
02:41:59.000 It just says it's a billionaire that did it, and I tracked it down, and this is the one that's coming.
02:42:04.000 So it's not true?
02:42:06.000 Again, it may be true in some way or another, but.
02:42:09.000 Well, it's certainly inside the realm of possibility.
02:42:12.000 And it's not, I'm not surprised that it happened.
02:42:15.000 Bro, this is straight dead internet shit.
02:42:18.000 Right.
02:42:19.000 Yeah, man, because this happens all the time.
02:42:22.000 I'll see a comment, and then three comments down, it's the exact same thing from someone else.
02:42:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:42:27.000 And then three comments down, it's the exact same comment.
02:42:29.000 From someone else.
02:42:30.000 There's a lot of that.
02:42:31.000 And it's like half of the internet, it feels like it's just bots.
02:42:33.000 Uh huh.
02:42:34.000 Right?
02:42:35.000 Uh huh.
02:42:35.000 Something you just asked me to bring up.
02:42:36.000 I was going to bring that up because the responses when I look at the search result are all just saying the same thing.
02:42:42.000 Sparks concern, sparks concern, sparks concern.
02:42:44.000 It's like, where'd you guys all get this sparks concern wording from?
02:42:48.000 Because you're all saying it in the headlines.
02:42:50.000 That's another thing people don't say in real life.
02:42:52.000 Yeah, have you ever said sparks concern by tertiary results?
02:42:56.000 Hey, I have thrice looked at the data.
02:42:58.000 Let's leave tertiary out of this because I feel like that's a reasonable.
02:43:03.000 It's a reasonable word to use.
02:43:05.000 It's a good word.
02:43:06.000 It makes you seem smart, for sure.
02:43:09.000 All right, let's bring this bitch home.
02:43:11.000 Let's wrap it up.
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02:43:16.000 Guerrilla Comedy Plus, Bronston's Comedy.com for my tour dates.
02:43:19.000 I'm coming everywhere.
02:43:21.000 And Mothership almost every Tuesday and Wednesday.
02:43:23.000 Yep, definitely.
02:43:23.000 And Bottom of the Barrel, Tuesday nights, one of the best shows ever.
02:43:27.000 Most fun show to do.
02:43:28.000 Let's do it.
02:43:28.000 That's a fucking Premise Factory, dude.
02:43:31.000 That Bottom of the Barrel show is so valuable.
02:43:33.000 Oh, it keeps infinite.
02:43:35.000 Yeah, always.
02:43:36.000 There's always something.
02:43:37.000 All right.
02:43:38.000 That's it.
02:43:39.000 Appreciate you, brother.
02:43:40.000 Thanks for coming in.
02:43:41.000 Bye, everybody.
02:43:42.000 See you.