The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #276 - David Seaman, Abby Martin, Dell Cameron

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00:01:42.000 AlphaBrain will fuck with your dreams for sure.

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00:01:57.000 For me, they're much more lucid and I remember them more for some reason.

00:02:02.000 My retention is way better.

00:02:04.000 I took some last night and had crazy dreams.

00:02:06.000 What'd you dream?

00:02:06.000 Yeah.

00:02:06.000 Yeah?

00:02:08.000 I can't talk about it.

00:02:08.000 But it was with Dana Diarmond, who's a friend of mine.

00:02:10.000 It was really awkward.

00:02:11.000 It's really awkward that you dreamed about her sexually?

00:02:13.000 Yeah.

00:02:14.000 It would be funny if she wasn't a porn star. 1.00

00:02:16.000 It would be hilarious if she wasn't in like...

00:02:20.000 I don't know.

00:02:21.000 They're like violent gangbang ones.

00:02:22.000 So you like her.

00:02:23.000 She's a nice person.

00:02:24.000 Like, I enjoy being around her.

00:02:25.000 It wasn't like a sex dream like that.

00:02:27.000 It was like a romantic dream that became sexual and it was very awkward.

00:02:30.000 Oh, it was a romance.

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00:02:40.000 They need love more than anybody.

00:02:42.000 Maybe you're the guy, dude.

00:02:43.000 You're the guy to bring it out.

00:02:46.000 You do animated gifts in fucking audio family?

00:02:46.000 What do you do?

00:02:49.000 You have animated sparkle gifts.

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00:02:57.000 There's people on it every day.

00:02:59.000 I logged in the other day and I was trying to do some stuff and it was not working.

00:03:02.000 And then somebody said that they're selling MySpace and restarting it and you're just going to lose all your stuff that was there.

00:03:09.000 Oh, so they're going to try.

00:03:10.000 A new company is going to take over, try to make a cool game.

00:03:12.000 I don't know if that's true, but that's major.

00:03:13.000 That's just what someone told him.

00:03:14.000 So does he Google it?

00:03:16.000 Nay, nay.

00:03:17.000 He just reports.

00:03:18.000 I don't even want to Google MySpace.

00:03:19.000 I'll bing it.

00:03:21.000 You don't give a fuck.

00:03:22.000 You're fucking shady.

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00:04:32.000 Okay?

00:04:33.000 Just do it.

00:04:37.000 O'Brien.

00:04:38.000 I'm going to make an animated one of that.

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00:04:41.000 An O'Brien animated.

00:04:43.000 Like an animated gif.

00:04:48.000 I had a lot of fun playing with the Grass-Fed guy yesterday. 0.99

00:04:51.000 He was awesome.

00:04:52.000 He was really cool and interesting.

00:04:53.000 That guy was smart as fuck.

00:04:54.000 He scared the shit out of me.

00:04:55.000 I've been thinking about it a while ago.

00:04:56.000 It was like, you know, when you see a movie and sometimes you're like, oh, that was a good movie.

00:04:58.000 Then there's other movies you see and you think about it for like the rest of the night.

00:05:01.000 You want to talk about it while you're eating.

00:05:03.000 It's kind of like that guy.

00:05:05.000 I want to listen to it again and try to dissect what that fucking guy was saying half the time.

00:05:10.000 Let's talk about that later.

00:05:11.000 Let's get through this fucking ransom commercial we're stuck in.

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00:05:21.000 The November 11th tickets are sold out, though, you fuckheads.

00:05:24.000 He missed out.

00:05:25.000 You can't go to see now Tom Segura.

00:05:28.000 It was Brendan Walsh, but Brendan and Brian.

00:05:31.000 It's not completely sleepover.

00:05:33.000 There's a Dayton show now, November 8th.

00:05:36.000 And there might be a second Columbus show because that one's almost sold out, if not sold out, already.

00:05:40.000 Well, it's far enough away.

00:05:42.000 Put on tickets for Sip.

00:05:44.000 Besides, if you haven't seen Tom Segura, Tom Segura right now is like on fire.

00:05:48.000 This kid is fucking hilarious.

00:05:49.000 He's one of the best comics in the country.

00:05:52.000 If you want to talk about an underappreciated guy that's hilarious, Tom Segura.

00:05:55.000 That's who I believe.

00:05:56.000 He doesn't get talked into consideration as the best comics out there.

00:06:00.000 He makes me laugh as much as anybody.

00:06:02.000 He's a beautiful man.

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00:06:04.000 And he makes him with Doug Benson and Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:06:07.000 It's going to be ridiculous.

00:06:07.000 It's going to be fun.

00:06:08.000 It's going to be fun.

00:06:08.000 So go check that shit out, Ohio, you fuckheads.

00:06:12.000 The End of the World Show is still on.

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00:06:16.000 You can find them somewhere buried in my Twitter feed.

00:06:16.000 You can find them.

00:06:19.000 But it's going to be Honey Honey Band.

00:06:22.000 The first time we've ever done anything with a band.

00:06:24.000 But they're so cool.

00:06:25.000 How could we not?

00:06:26.000 So Honey Honey Band, Joey Motherfucking Coco Diaz, Doug Stanhope, and me.

00:06:32.000 And it's December 21st, 2012 at the Wiltern Theater in L.A. And shit's going to get crazy, bitches. 1.00

00:06:38.000 Hey, when is the Mayan calendar actual clock?

00:06:40.000 Mayon.

00:06:42.000 Where's the Mayong clock? 1.00

00:06:44.000 What actual time is it?

00:06:45.000 Like, or their time is it like 12, 12, 12?

00:06:48.000 Well, I don't think they have.

00:06:49.000 It's just, I think you have to take their calendar and then you have to correspond it to our, you know, whatever it's called, Agrean.

00:06:58.000 What is the arcana calendar called?

00:06:59.000 What is the technical term?

00:07:00.000 Gregorian?

00:07:01.000 Gregorian.

00:07:02.000 Yeah, so I don't think we should talk about that in the middle of a commercial.

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00:07:22.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, this podcast, we're going to try to keep it as light on the gloom and doom as possible because the subject matter is absolutely fucking hideous.

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00:07:48.000 First of all, thank you guys for enduring those commercials.

00:07:51.000 This is the least professional piece of broadcasting you'll ever be a part of.

00:07:56.000 We're trying to be as minimalized and as easily dismissed as we can.

00:08:03.000 So we're just going to do bad stuff from here on out.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, I've decided to lay low.

00:08:08.000 There's too much bad information out there.

00:08:10.000 The more I read about what's going on, the more you read about the government, the more you read about corruption and censorship and what's really going on behind the scenes.

00:08:22.000 It's fucking depressing.

00:08:23.000 Do you guys feel that?

00:08:24.000 Who I'm talking to is Abby Martin, David Seaman, and I'm sorry, David's.

00:08:29.000 What is the exact manager?

00:08:30.000 I'm his online campaign manager.

00:08:32.000 Campaign manager.

00:08:33.000 Del Cameron.

00:08:33.000 What's your name, buddy?

00:08:34.000 Del Cameron.

00:08:35.000 Dale?

00:08:36.000 Del.

00:08:36.000 Compact.

00:08:36.000 Dale?

00:08:36.000 Del.

00:08:37.000 Like, Dell, like, the computer?

00:08:38.000 Right.

00:08:39.000 You ever do you use Dell products?

00:08:41.000 You'd feel silly?

00:08:44.000 Damn it.

00:08:45.000 If I was using a Rogan laptop, I'd be like, yeah, look at that bitch, same name, what's up? 1.00

00:08:50.000 I would feel weird about that.

00:08:53.000 Doesn't bother you?

00:08:54.000 No.

00:08:54.000 No?

00:08:54.000 Good for you, man.

00:08:55.000 I mean, I'm not being serious.

00:08:58.000 Oh, Cordell.

00:08:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:59.000 Okay.

00:09:00.000 But I'm a junior, and that's just too confusing sometimes.

00:09:04.000 Does your father talk with a southern accent?

00:09:05.000 Please, I guess.

00:09:06.000 That would be awesome.

00:09:07.000 If he's Cordell.

00:09:08.000 He's Texan.

00:09:09.000 Cordell.

00:09:10.000 Cordell.

00:09:11.000 Cordell Jr., come over here.

00:09:13.000 Cordell.

00:09:14.000 I'm going to touch you about life.

00:09:15.000 Oh, man.

00:09:17.000 You guys are all very young, and you're all very idealistic.

00:09:21.000 You're all very, you're the new breed of journalists.

00:09:26.000 And we're seeing this because of what's going on, because there's so much censorship, and because CNN and Fox News, they've gotten to be what you've got to think of as untrustworthy sources.

00:09:38.000 For the simple fact that they don't concentrate on everything.

00:09:42.000 There's a lot of shit that's really important that they don't cover.

00:09:45.000 But meanwhile, they'll find the time to cover ridiculous shit.

00:09:49.000 They'll find the time to cover some nonsense celebrity Kim Kardashian Kanye West story.

00:09:54.000 They'll find that time.

00:09:55.000 They'll fit it in.

00:09:56.000 But they won't find the time to discuss the NDAA.

00:10:00.000 They won't find the time to discuss these buildings that they're making in Utah where they're going to store everybody's information.

00:10:07.000 They need to be discussing this.

00:10:08.000 That's what journalism is supposed to be for.

00:10:10.000 Everyone knows this now.

00:10:12.000 And because of you guys, because of this new breed of young kids who grew up with the internet, who grew up with this massive access to information.

00:10:24.000 And this model that they've got in place for how shit runs is whack.

00:10:28.000 And it's not going to work.

00:10:30.000 It's not going to work.

00:10:31.000 It's like almost like a religious model.

00:10:33.000 It's like you have to believe in it as a religion and you have to trust the government in full faith for it to work at all.

00:10:40.000 And the only way they're actually getting people to go along with that is by connecting it to religion.

00:10:46.000 They connect it to the really simple-minded folks.

00:10:49.000 That whole God and government thing and God is on our side.

00:10:53.000 It really does become sort of a religious variable.

00:10:56.000 It becomes like the reason why it's working is because we've got this weird wacky thing in us.

00:11:01.000 We're willing to believe shit that doesn't make any sense.

00:11:04.000 And there's a lot of you guys that are coming up that aren't doing that.

00:11:08.000 You're standing up and you're saying, the information that you're getting is not exactly what's happening.

00:11:14.000 And they're lying through omission also.

00:11:17.000 It's not so much that they're running stories saying, don't worry about NDAA.

00:11:20.000 It's that they're not covering it at all.

00:11:23.000 And they think that something else is more important.

00:11:25.000 So instead, it's, let's talk about Mitt Romney's tax returns from the 90s and let's not focus on something that is happening right now.

00:11:31.000 How did that happen?

00:11:32.000 How did they, are they just bought and paid for?

00:11:35.000 I mean, what is it?

00:11:36.000 Some of them, I think that's...

00:11:37.000 I mean, it's not for truth-telling.

00:11:40.000 I mean, they can legally lie, so it's just a profit-making industry.

00:11:43.000 They're not supposed to tell you the fucking news.

00:11:45.000 I mean, they sell shit to you.

00:11:47.000 They sell fear, and they sell sensationalism.

00:11:49.000 That's what sells.

00:11:50.000 There's a huge entertainment value to it, and that's why they have so many people watching.

00:11:54.000 When did the sellout begin?

00:11:56.000 Was it only?

00:11:58.000 Yeah, during the deregulation era when we had, you know, it went from like 60 companies to now five corporations control everything that you see and read in the mainstream.

00:12:07.000 General Electric, I mean, the biggest fucking weapons contractor owns MSNBC, NBC.

00:12:11.000 Yeah.

00:12:12.000 Well, and the fact that there's ads running during news programs itself, like, I mean, it takes it away from like the viewers aren't really the customers anymore.

00:12:22.000 The ad agencies are, and the viewers, we're more of a part of like a product because they're selling our, you know, the fact that we're viewing to so you think, I mean, well, that would be actually a good way to allocate government funds, right?

00:12:36.000 Wouldn't it be to have like an independent news source that was funded completely and totally by tax dollars and had nothing to do with any commercials whatsoever?

00:12:45.000 That's what RT is.

00:12:46.000 Is that what Russia is? 0.50

00:12:47.000 Yeah.

00:12:47.000 For Russia.

00:12:50.000 That's what you work for, right, David Martin.

00:12:53.000 The Russian Times is RT, right?

00:12:55.000 Russia Today.

00:12:56.000 Russia Today, I'm sorry.

00:12:58.000 Are they accurate with stuff that goes on in Russia?

00:13:01.000 That is questionable.

00:13:03.000 It's like the BBC in London.

00:13:06.000 So you're not going to cover Putin, obviously, like very unfavorably.

00:13:10.000 You're probably not going to call it the elections as being stolen or whatnot.

00:13:12.000 But in terms of RT America, which is where I work, we just focus wholeheartedly on American foreign policy and domestic policy.

00:13:19.000 So that's really where my head's at.

00:13:21.000 I mean, we don't see Russia going around and colonizing the rest of the world.

00:13:24.000 So I'm kind of picking my battles here and working for the United States.

00:13:28.000 They still keep a gangster in Russia. 0.98

00:13:29.000 Yeah, they're keeping it gangster.

00:13:30.000 They still keep it gangster.

00:13:32.000 I mean, they're keeping it as gangster as any real evolved civilization can.

00:13:37.000 I mean, it's really important.

00:13:39.000 Again, because of the internet, because of this access to information that we have now, we're kind of really seeing the true shape of these things.

00:13:46.000 Whereas before, it was all hidden behind, you know, nobody had access to information.

00:13:51.000 Nobody knew about...

00:14:00.000 many people have actually like read a bill how many people have actually it's it's And that's why they need broadcasters that are actually going to read it and relay the information accurately.

00:14:10.000 Exactly.

00:14:11.000 So what should it be?

00:14:12.000 Should it be that the news is completely non-commercial?

00:14:16.000 Should it be that the news is state-funded?

00:14:19.000 But you can't tell these fuckheads where to spend money.

00:14:22.000 That's the most annoying thing about giving out taxes.

00:14:25.000 Some of the networks don't appear to be The networks that are supposedly operating for profit are making decisions that are against their own commercial interests to instead promote propaganda, which is worrying.

00:14:41.000 And why wasn't that covered?

00:14:42.000 WikiLeaks is a massive story in every possible way.

00:14:44.000 There's a lot of sensationalism out there.

00:14:46.000 So something's happening behind the scenes that is not purely driven by profit.

00:14:49.000 It's driven by ideology.

00:14:53.000 Somebody is being told or somebody believes that this should not be shown to the public.

00:14:57.000 And that's the answer.

00:14:58.000 Well, that's where it gets really scary is when it surpasses the money-making, like the PayPal thing when they tried to block funds to Bradley Manning.

00:15:05.000 And you're like, you're working against your interest to make money to try to fucking promote some sort of government narrative or lock.

00:15:10.000 You're going to make money off of that.

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 A lot of greed's easier to understand than what you're talking about.

00:15:15.000 Yeah, it's really confusing.

00:15:17.000 Like when you see these things like the NDAA.

00:15:20.000 For folks who don't know, let's just give a brief overview of what the NDAA actually means to people.

00:15:27.000 Just so we know why, well, they know rather why we're upset.

00:15:31.000 Why don't you just explain it in a nutshell?

00:15:34.000 The NDAA is normally passed every year.

00:15:37.000 It's our defense appropriations bill.

00:15:40.000 So it pays for the troops' salaries and all of our spending overseas and various military things.

00:15:47.000 In this last year's bill in 2011, they snuck in a provision, Section 1021, which appears to allow for the imprisonment without trial of American citizens on suspicion alone.

00:15:58.000 And that's what has caused all of the uproar.

00:16:00.000 Why was this thing snuck in as something that they pretty much need to pass?

00:16:04.000 Why did Obama claim that he wanted to veto it, and then he withdrew his veto threat and signed it into law at like 11.30 p.m. on New Year's Eve when nobody was paying attention?

00:16:13.000 And then I said it's like the sneakiest move I've ever seen in my lifetime from a president, the single sneakiest move.

00:16:20.000 And then he issues a signing statement saying, I did it.

00:16:22.000 I had reservations about it, but I'm not going to use it.

00:16:25.000 And you're like, oh, okay, maybe he gets it.

00:16:26.000 Maybe he just had to sign it for some reason that we don't know about.

00:16:29.000 And then his lawyers in court have tried incredibly ferociously to hang on to this power.

00:16:35.000 And we've seen two rounds of that now, and it's gotten very serious.

00:16:37.000 I think the next stop, I mean, it already went through a three-judge panel in the appeals court, and they ruled in his favor.

00:16:44.000 So we're getting pretty close to the Supreme Court at this point.

00:16:46.000 I think they have to see another, there's another round of something that the appeals court can go through.

00:16:51.000 But it's scary that Obama claims he doesn't want this, and yet his lawyers are working very diligently to make sure that he has it.

00:16:58.000 It appears to me that either they know something that we don't know, or there is a systematic sort of a psychosis involved in governing people.

00:17:09.000 And when you're in a position where you have the power to tell people what to do, it does not seem like a natural position.

00:17:15.000 And it seems like this us versus them mentality that can come about it, it gets to a point where they're willing to sacrifice lives of people that are supposed to be on their team.

00:17:27.000 They're willing to do that in order to push their agenda.

00:17:30.000 When you hear about stuff like that, and you hear about the false flag events and the planned false flag of act false flag event that they were going to do in Iran, what about Operation Northwoods in the 60s?

00:17:41.000 Yeah, that's well documented.

00:17:43.000 Well documented that they were going to blow up a drone airliner and blame it on Cuba.

00:17:48.000 They were going to arm Cuban friendlies and have them attack Guantanamo Bay. 0.94

00:17:53.000 And they were going to blame all this shit on Cuba so we can go to war with Cuba.

00:17:56.000 They were just going to kill people.

00:17:57.000 They were going to kill Americans. 0.99

00:17:59.000 They were going to kill soldiers.

00:18:00.000 They were going to attack bases.

00:18:02.000 You know, I mean, there easily could have been completely innocent Americans that have died because these guys wanted an excuse to get into war.

00:18:09.000 Well, why the fuck would anybody want to do that?

00:18:11.000 What is that?

00:18:12.000 What is it where you would be a person who's in government?

00:18:15.000 You're supposed to be the leader of these people, but you're doing something that's completely contrary to the wants and needs of any of the people.

00:18:22.000 I think leadership has become kind of cannibalistic, where they're like, okay, we need to keep you safe, but in order to do that, we have to strip you of your rights.

00:18:30.000 It's like you're destroying the things that the terrorists supposedly hate us for.

00:18:34.000 You're taking away our core freedoms and turning us into a Middle Eastern regime. 1.00

00:18:37.000 Yeah, but they're consciously doing it.

00:18:38.000 They're not thinking.

00:18:39.000 And they don't believe that shit.

00:18:40.000 Who's doing this?

00:18:41.000 Who is the person?

00:18:42.000 Who is the group?

00:18:44.000 Is it follow the money?

00:18:45.000 Is it the top of the corporation?

00:18:46.000 It's the corporate machine.

00:18:47.000 I mean, corporations control the body-elect.

00:18:51.000 Not just any corporation, it's defense contractors.

00:18:53.000 Defense contractors, Monsanto.

00:18:55.000 There's a few keynote.

00:18:57.000 But I mean, it's the insatiable urge for more control.

00:18:59.000 I mean, when you have the technology at your fingertips and it's just exponentially growing, you just want, it's the insatiable urge to control that.

00:19:06.000 If there's facial recognition technology, you want to seize that.

00:19:09.000 You want to fucking tap into all that shit and just have the grid, just because you can.

00:19:14.000 I think anything, like, become, you can rationalize anything, you know, for them as long as it's, like, supporting the business interests of the United States as opposed to anything else.

00:19:22.000 Like, I think that they're, that's one of their majority.

00:19:25.000 Isn't that a sickness?

00:19:26.000 Like, sociopathic.

00:19:28.000 It's like sociopathic.

00:19:29.000 That it could Be so pervasive that it could be thousands of people.

00:19:34.000 It could be people working together along with people that signed up for the military to supposedly protect this country.

00:19:43.000 They could be involved in this nonsense.

00:19:46.000 These people are hopped up on episodes of Homeland and they believe their own internal memos that people like me, journalists and independent politicians who don't side with one party, and people who are fucking college students who have backpacks and little cameras to record stuff, that those people are potential terrorists.

00:20:03.000 It's absolutely insane.

00:20:05.000 Start believing their own lie.

00:20:06.000 Yeah.

00:20:06.000 I mean, just nobody challenges it.

00:20:08.000 Nobody's saying, no, that's bullshit.

00:20:09.000 So over time, people go, maybe this is the way it is.

00:20:12.000 Maybe these people are terrorists.

00:20:13.000 They are undermining our system, right?

00:20:15.000 Maybe journalists are terrorists.

00:20:16.000 Who knows?

00:20:17.000 So why isn't this discussion ever going mainstream?

00:20:20.000 Why is this discussion completely avoided?

00:20:22.000 But even like Bill Maher show, they don't talk about this like this.

00:20:27.000 Well, I mean, what we're trying to do is turn the mainstream away from the TV and bring it over to us instead of going mainstreamstation.

00:20:32.000 Yeah, but even, I mean, yeah, Bill Maher toes the line to a lot of TV establishments.

00:20:36.000 I mean, you've got to find new media.

00:20:38.000 People are going to be able to do it.

00:20:39.000 Has Bill Maher even brought this up?

00:20:41.000 No, Bill Maher fucking pulled out his giant checkbook, gave a million dollars to Obama's fucking super PAC, dude.

00:20:48.000 Bill Maher's totally towing the line.

00:20:50.000 I mean, it's sad.

00:20:52.000 You know, you can fall in line with so much of what he says, and at the end of the day, he's just like, and that's why you need to donate money to Obama.

00:20:58.000 You're like, what?

00:20:59.000 Fuck out of here.

00:21:00.000 Yeah, I don't get it.

00:21:01.000 I mean, maybe it's to get guests on.

00:21:03.000 Maybe if he doesn't play the game, he can't run a show the way he wants to run a show.

00:21:07.000 I think it's a status symbol.

00:21:09.000 I think people donate large amounts of money to political campaigns just so that people know that they did.

00:21:14.000 They can.

00:21:15.000 I might be right.

00:21:16.000 Well, not everyone, but I think a lot of people do that.

00:21:18.000 It's like philanthropy for people, you know, like charities.

00:21:22.000 There are county philanthropists.

00:21:24.000 I mean, philanthropy is.

00:21:25.000 It's all braggy and shit about their philanthropy.

00:21:28.000 Yeah, it's the same thing to me, I think.

00:21:30.000 The reason that the dialogue is not inserted in the mainstream, because the problem with the media, other than, of course, the fact that it's controlled by corporations, is that it's partisan.

00:21:38.000 So it's divide and conquer.

00:21:39.000 I mean, they bring up these really divisive issues that no one can agree on in a country of 380 million people just to keep us fighting when really we can all agree on the huge issues that we don't want to fucking invade the entire planet and spend, you know, just waste millions and trillions of dollars by killing people.

00:21:55.000 I mean, I think we can all agree on those things, but they like to keep us fighting with each other.

00:22:00.000 And so you have these networks like MSNBC, Fox News, CNN, they're all partisan and they all push these narratives that don't broaden up the scope to undermine the actual rhetoric of the establishment line, which is really, you know, they toe that line to keep people in line.

00:22:15.000 And that's the problem.

00:22:16.000 That's why they pull abortion out of the pocket, because that's something it's not going to be resolved next month or next year. 0.66

00:22:20.000 It's always going to be something where 47 or 48% of the people believe this one thing, and 47 or 48% of the people believe this one thing, and then 2% or 3% don't really give a shit.

00:22:29.000 Gay rights and abortion ever. 1.00

00:22:30.000 It's going to be like that until the end of time.

00:22:32.000 They're going to start hearing about incest and rape.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, they will never make marriage legal federally, ever.

00:22:37.000 They won't, because then they lose that thing to argue about.

00:22:41.000 They'll always figure out a way to make that a stupid issue that comes up.

00:22:45.000 Well, that's what I was telling him last night.

00:22:46.000 I think maybe a lot of conservative politicians don't really want abortion to be illegal because it would take away the one big polarizing issue that they have with their crowds.

00:22:59.000 Did you hear about Desjarlais, that congressman from Tennessee who was pro-life and then forced his mistress to have an abortion?

00:23:05.000 Pretty fucking funny.

00:23:06.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:23:06.000 Sounds like a classy. 0.99

00:23:09.000 Someone outlawed contraception, but he had put a bill through to fund animal contraception.

00:23:14.000 It's all the self-loathing gay people. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Yeah, you've got to worry about anybody that really cares that other people are doing things that have no effect on them.

00:23:21.000 And you wrap it up in your religion or whatever you want to wrap it up in.

00:23:24.000 If you're going after people for what they enjoy doing, there's something wrong with you.

00:23:27.000 It's just that simple.

00:23:29.000 That's why the Bill of Rights is such an important thing.

00:23:31.000 You have these rights.

00:23:32.000 It doesn't really matter if somebody the government thinks that it would make us safer to take them away.

00:23:35.000 That's not what you can do.

00:23:37.000 This is the safest time we've ever known.

00:23:40.000 There's never been more safety.

00:23:41.000 There's never been a peaceful America.

00:23:45.000 Even in this fucking terrible economy, like it's safer to live today than it has been to ever live ever on earth.

00:23:52.000 And we still act like the fucking sky is falling. 0.53

00:23:55.000 We're going to snatch away rights and build up military camps. 0.80

00:23:58.000 Red scare all over again.

00:23:59.000 Well, you know what it is, man?

00:24:00.000 It's not even red scare.

00:24:02.000 I mean, what it is, is a business that's trying to stay in business.

00:24:08.000 And there's only one way to stay in business.

00:24:10.000 You've got to ramp up the fucking military action, son.

00:24:13.000 You want to make a lot of money and sell a lot of fucking tanks?

00:24:16.000 You got to ramp up the military action.

00:24:18.000 Bring it home.

00:24:18.000 Our number one export's weapons.

00:24:20.000 How the fuck can we still, you know, we have to sell that shit.

00:24:22.000 We have to sell that shit. 0.74

00:24:23.000 The fear sells.

00:24:24.000 They're selling tanks that are just sitting there collecting dust that we don't use.

00:24:27.000 It's massive, massive amounts of money.

00:24:30.000 We make iPods and Predator drones.

00:24:32.000 We don't even make it.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:33.000 We don't make the iPods.

00:24:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:34.000 So they're neighbors designed in California.

00:24:37.000 Well, in Brazil, I was just in Brazil, and apparently they make iPods and iPhones there as well.

00:24:42.000 So if you bring one over, like if you're a Brazilian and you have one, they want to make sure that you didn't go and buy an American one and then come over to Brazil.

00:24:51.000 Because that fucks with their economy because the Brazilian ones are a little bit more expensive. 0.99

00:24:54.000 So I guess they give you a hard time.

00:24:55.000 It's like this thing that the Supreme Court is looking at this fall, the first sale doctrine, where it could challenge your right to resell your iPhone or your car or anything.

00:25:04.000 Anything that you've bought, you would have to get permission from like, Ford, can I resell this car to this third party now that I no longer want it?

00:25:11.000 What?

00:25:12.000 Because you should bring up the details of it.

00:25:14.000 I'm going to mess up the details.

00:25:15.000 It's kind of awesome.

00:25:16.000 What's really sick about that is it only really affects businesses or like small businesses.

00:25:20.000 It doesn't really affect like, I mean, of course, I could always walk next door and sell my car to my neighbor.

00:25:25.000 So it's not really going to affect me personally, but it's going to just trash a bunch of internet.

00:25:30.000 eBay would immediately go offline.

00:25:32.000 There's an issue with electric cars as well that people aren't taking into consideration.

00:25:37.000 A lot of people think that they're somehow or another going to be free from karma if they get an electric car.

00:25:42.000 One of it takes a lot of oil to build and make an electric car.

00:25:45.000 But two is electric cars run on lithium-ion batteries.

00:25:49.000 And lithium-ion batteries come from places like the Congo.

00:25:52.000 And a lot of times they're dug out of the ground by little kids.

00:25:54.000 And that's just a fucking fact.

00:25:56.000 And you can use your laptop and your cell phone all day.

00:25:59.000 But it's very likely that somewhere along the chain, someone was abused.

00:26:03.000 I mean, literally down to like the most inhuman type thing you do.

00:26:08.000 Like, you turn someone into a slave, you turn someone into a working slave for you. 0.75

00:26:11.000 You make them do that.

00:26:12.000 Like, the breakdown of the highest expression of technology that we have available, if you follow its path, at the end of it, is a kid in Africa digging in the ground. 0.99

00:26:21.000 It's really hard to be like anti-corporatist in a world that's so like.

00:26:25.000 And also, a big place where they found a gigantic stash of lithium is Afghanistan.

00:26:30.000 Afghanistan, the trillion-dollar minerals.

00:26:32.000 Yeah, so there's a reason why they're there.

00:26:34.000 There's a bunch of reasons why they want to control Afghanistan. 0.97

00:26:37.000 And almost none of them have to do with some dudes that are dressed up like they're in a fucking Star Wars movie.

00:26:42.000 The Sand people.

00:26:42.000 Yeah, a thousand dudes with guns.

00:26:45.000 That is not why we're there.

00:26:46.000 That's fucking bananas.

00:26:47.000 If you believe that, you're absolutely out of your fucking mind.

00:26:50.000 There's a massive amount of heroin there, and there's a massive amount of minerals.

00:26:54.000 And the heroin is the craziest one, because that's the one that makes people go, oh, you just crossed into crazy land, son.

00:27:00.000 Do you think the United States government would be involved in selling heroin?

00:27:04.000 Well, you know what?

00:27:05.000 We don't grow it here, so think about this.

00:27:08.000 Pharmaceutical companies need opium latex to manufacture pills, and the pharma lobby is fucking huge here.

00:27:14.000 And I mean, opium, 90% of the world's heroin comes from Afghanistan now.

00:27:19.000 Yeah, and when I talked to Shane Smith from Vice.com, he was breaking down for me in numbers how much more heroin is available now and how easy it is to get.

00:27:28.000 And it's a direct correlation between the United States being involved with Afghanistan.

00:27:33.000 That's when it started.

00:27:34.000 It's like so transparent.

00:27:35.000 It's just in your face.

00:27:37.000 There's videos of soldiers walking down poppy fields with machine guns.

00:27:41.000 And for the soldiers, they must feel like, this is not what I fucking came here for.

00:27:45.000 You know, I thought I was going over here to fight bad guys.

00:27:47.000 Me and mom protecting poppy seeds.

00:27:49.000 What's crazy is I've seen a lot of people who are excited before they go over there.

00:27:55.000 I've yet to read a single account in a credible publication saying, like, I went over there and it was a great experience.

00:28:02.000 You know, I haven't seen that once, not even one time.

00:28:04.000 You think if that happened, that they would promote that a lot, you know?

00:28:07.000 But I never hear that.

00:28:08.000 And maybe it's out there.

00:28:09.000 I'm sure one of your listeners has had that, but I don't hear that.

00:28:12.000 I hear horrific stories.

00:28:14.000 I heard a lot of horrific stories from Iraq as well.

00:28:16.000 There's a guy, there's, you know, there's videos of these veterans that sit down.

00:28:21.000 I forget the name of the group.

00:28:23.000 Winter Soldier?

00:28:24.000 Iraq.

00:28:24.000 It might be that.

00:28:25.000 But he was just telling all the different stories of the people they killed and why they killed them and how their sergeant or whoever it was was gonna give them extra days off if they killed somebody with a knife.

00:28:37.000 You know, and you hear shit like this, and you're like, "Whoa, like this is..." You know, they've seen the photos of people holding a little kid's head up.

00:28:49.000 The kid's like naked and he's shot and the guy's smiling next to him like he just shot a deer.

00:28:53.000 Have you seen that?

00:28:55.000 Yeah, man, that's our soldiers.

00:28:57.000 You know, if that's at all possible, even for one guy, we need to hit the brakes on this thing and figure out what the fuck we're doing.

00:29:04.000 Because it's not just that we're making money.

00:29:07.000 It's not just someone's making money.

00:29:08.000 They're making psychos. 0.95

00:29:10.000 They're making people that are probably never going to be the same again.

00:29:13.000 Look at what they do to some of the inmates at Guantanamo.

00:29:16.000 They put them into sensory deprivation.

00:29:18.000 And then this one dude in 2006, he had to see a dentist.

00:29:21.000 I think his name is Jose Padilla.

00:29:23.000 And when he was out in the outside world, they put headphones on him and goggles so that he could not see or hear anything.

00:29:31.000 And he started going into convulsions because his mind is so fucked at this point from no stimulation over a course of like a year or something that he's just totally gone inside.

00:29:41.000 And when he spoke with his lawyers, he thought that they were interrogators pretending to be lawyers.

00:29:46.000 So he's like, he's gone.

00:29:48.000 They can't even let a guy like that go because you've totally fried his mind.

00:29:50.000 And now if he wasn't before, now he certainly is a fucking psycho.

00:29:54.000 How long did they have him in there like that for?

00:29:56.000 I don't want to miss, like, give you the wrong time, but a lot, like a long time.

00:30:00.000 Years.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, years.

00:30:01.000 Like hundreds or thousands of days.

00:30:02.000 Well, the media likes to paint these people as like, oh, they're just a few bad apples, you know, London England or whatever the fuck that woman's name was, who's like pointing at the dude with the hood on his face.

00:30:10.000 And you're like, but Rumsfeld's tort, like, memos circling shit, and he's like, more of this, more of this.

00:30:16.000 I mean, it's totally fucking systemic in the chain of command.

00:30:18.000 I mean, these people are...

00:30:26.000 Now, I'm not excusing some of the more horrific acts.

00:30:29.000 Obviously, those people had some issues before they got there.

00:30:34.000 But if you keep those soldiers over there for what had been in war for a decade, I mean, eventually it's going to cause...

00:30:46.000 I'm sure.

00:30:46.000 It'll continue to go up until suicides now outnumber deaths in battle.

00:30:50.000 Yeah, isn't that incredible?

00:30:51.000 Just that number alone.

00:30:52.000 I mean, has that been discussed on CNN?

00:30:54.000 I seriously doubt it.

00:30:54.000 No.

00:30:56.000 How could you not talk about that?

00:30:57.000 That's a big issue.

00:30:58.000 That's a huge issue.

00:31:00.000 That should be on the because they want to pretend like the government gives a shit about the troops.

00:31:04.000 That's why.

00:31:05.000 The whole thing's very shocking.

00:31:07.000 It's very shocking that that comes back to NDAA because some of the funding for the NDAA covers benefits for veterans.

00:31:16.000 And so when they're talking about attacking on write-ons, like the indefinite detention section, they're basically holding veterans' benefits and pay for soldiers hostage.

00:31:28.000 And they're like, you know, we have to pass this through.

00:31:30.000 Or they're using it as an excuse, like Obama did, like, we have to pass this through.

00:31:34.000 Otherwise, our veterans, our soldiers aren't going to get paid.

00:31:38.000 And like, well, why don't you just remove that?

00:31:40.000 And we'll go ahead and say, okay.

00:31:44.000 How is it legal to package a bunch of shit together and have it count?

00:31:47.000 Welcome to Congress.

00:31:48.000 That is unbelievably ridiculous.

00:31:50.000 Where do you just shove things in there that make no sense?

00:31:53.000 That are really bad and shove it into something called the Patriot Act.

00:31:53.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 We were talking earlier about how they name bills.

00:32:01.000 And there's one where it basically makes ISP's internet service providers log all of your activity so that the government, whatever, the FBI could access it if it needed to.

00:32:12.000 I think it's like a period of two years.

00:32:15.000 And that's what the bill does.

00:32:16.000 And what the bill was called, it was like the Children's Act.

00:32:20.000 Protecting Children from Child Molesters Act.

00:32:22.000 And who's going to vote against that?

00:32:24.000 And if you vote against it, they'll slam you in the media.

00:32:26.000 Of course.

00:32:27.000 Like Fox News.

00:32:27.000 Next time you're running for election, the commercial is going to be like, he voted against the Anti-Child Molester Act.

00:32:33.000 He loves pedophiles.

00:32:35.000 Obviously.

00:32:36.000 What I wanted to say really fast about the NDAA: what's so crazy about it is they have these ride-ons or add-ons, like Section 1021.

00:32:43.000 And Obama's supporters claim that, well, he was shoved in a corner.

00:32:47.000 If he didn't sign it, some Republicans would have criticized him as if they're not already criticizing the shit out of him.

00:32:51.000 Like, if you were to have a President Ron Paul behind that desk or a President Gary Johnson or President Joe Rogan, anybody, you'd be handed that and you would say, no, thanks.

00:33:02.000 I'm going to veto this until this shit is out of there.

00:33:04.000 And if the Republicans had an issue with it, you would have gone to the press and said, look, this section cannot be signed into law.

00:33:09.000 I'm not holding their paychecks hostage.

00:33:11.000 So when they say, like, don't hate the player, hate the game, you should also maybe hate the player a little bit because he fucking signed it.

00:33:16.000 It would not exist without his signature.

00:33:18.000 So for people to totally ignore the Obama involvement in this is, I think, dishonest.

00:33:24.000 So how is it possible that so many people could agree with this and want to sign it?

00:33:28.000 How is that possible that it could get to that point where they would draft something where they would draft something?

00:33:33.000 It comes behind closed doors.

00:33:35.000 That section, I think, was done behind closed doors.

00:33:37.000 So it's not like they polled the American people.

00:33:39.000 And on an episode of American Idol, it was like, we got 85% response saying we need to imprison you without a trial.

00:33:44.000 It's like a couple of old dudes, Senator McCain and Senator Carl Levin, decided this is what America needs.

00:33:50.000 And then before you know it, this is what America needs.

00:33:52.000 I feel like they gave Obama the opportunity to try to save face by saying he was going to veto it.

00:33:57.000 And how now could you look at it and think that he ever had any intention of doing that?

00:34:01.000 Right.

00:34:02.000 Well, people still, it's mental gymnastics.

00:34:03.000 People are like, oh, but he doesn't want it.

00:34:07.000 He's just the benign brand of the empire.

00:34:09.000 I mean, that's really what Obama is.

00:34:11.000 Yeah, and why would he be fighting against the family?

00:34:12.000 He's just Mitt Romney with the Spotify playlist.

00:34:14.000 That's basically what it is.

00:34:15.000 He's the drone king.

00:34:16.000 So do you think that we got tricked into thinking that Obama was something different by just what he looked like?

00:34:22.000 And the fact that he didn't have much history to go back on?

00:34:26.000 And we just idealistically was like, well, this is the guy.

00:34:28.000 He's young.

00:34:29.000 I think it was the pressure valve.

00:34:30.000 Yeah, it was the pressure valve from Bush.

00:34:32.000 People were like, yeah, fuck yeah, like African-American president.

00:34:34.000 He's like, has awesome rhetoric.

00:34:36.000 But if you really analyze what he was saying, he was promoting, you know, expanding the war in Afghanistan.

00:34:47.000 He also lied, too.

00:34:48.000 In some of the campaigns, there was one in 2007.

00:34:50.000 Who wouldn't want that? 0.71

00:34:51.000 Yeah, in 2007, he said, if even one Arab American is detained without a trial, that affects my liberties.

00:34:58.000 And you can pull up that video where he says that and you're like, what about the NDAA?

00:35:03.000 What do they do to them when they get them in office that gets them to behave like this?

00:35:07.000 Is there something or are they just all full of shit?

00:35:11.000 Is it they're all full of shit and by the time they get there, it's just they've been so good at being full of shit for so long and they've kept their record clean and they're going to pull off the big position.

00:35:20.000 Is that it?

00:35:21.000 I don't think the parties would promote a candidate that they didn't think would eventually fall in line.

00:35:25.000 Well, it's not even the parties, it's banks.

00:35:27.000 I mean, Goldman Sachs was the top donor to Obama's campaign.

00:35:30.000 They're now the top donor to Romney's campaign.

00:35:31.000 So, I mean, it's all just favorite.

00:35:33.000 I think it's all worked out, though.

00:35:34.000 Do you think that they get together and they say, listen, dude, you've got to just do what we say.

00:35:39.000 And if you do what we say, we're going to keep you moving along.

00:35:41.000 But if you don't do what we say, you know, it's over.

00:35:44.000 Is that like a real conversation they have?

00:35:47.000 I don't think there's like a smoky room with dudes saying like, yo, here's the fucking JFK real, you know, real video of JFK getting assassinated.

00:35:54.000 I just think it's the corporate machine.

00:35:56.000 I mean, you know what you have to do.

00:35:58.000 You know the game you have to play in order to make shit pass and fucking hold your head up.

00:36:03.000 But they just like guarantee, I mean, they just trust him to keep going along those lines?

00:36:08.000 It seems kind of crazy to me.

00:36:10.000 It seems kind of crazy that you can see as much of what's wrong with the government as Obama must be able to see.

00:36:18.000 He must be able to see the horrors of the war.

00:36:20.000 He's a smart guy.

00:36:21.000 I mean, he's not an old fucked up dude.

00:36:23.000 He's a guy that's in touch.

00:36:25.000 He's got to be paying attention.

00:36:26.000 He's got to be looking at these suicide numbers.

00:36:28.000 He's got to be looking at this horrific situation, this saber rattling for going to war with Iran.

00:36:34.000 He has to be looking at this in horror.

00:36:36.000 I think part of it is bad advisors.

00:36:38.000 I mean, look at who he's surrounded by.

00:36:40.000 These aren't new young people.

00:36:42.000 These are like the same people.

00:36:43.000 They are the establishment, a lot of these people.

00:36:46.000 So maybe he's so insulated.

00:36:47.000 Like he used to talk about, like, I don't want to wind up in a bubble.

00:36:50.000 And now he's most definitely in a bubble.

00:36:52.000 He goes on, if he were to go on MSNBC, they would just kiss his ass for 30 minutes and not mention NDAA once.

00:36:57.000 Is the idea of a president ridiculous?

00:36:59.000 Do we need to abandon it?

00:37:01.000 Because it seems ridiculous to me.

00:37:02.000 It seems like one guy representing the entire country is a silly monkey thing.

00:37:08.000 It's a silly alpha male.

00:37:10.000 It should be a bunch of Jedis, you know, a bunch of smart people all sitting around a circle, kind of like, you know, 20 people.

00:37:15.000 A bunch of dudes that have done Congress.

00:37:16.000 That's what Congress is supposed to be. 0.93

00:37:18.000 A bunch of people that have done that Dave Asprey brain thing.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, that is what Congress is supposed to be, but it's not.

00:37:24.000 I think they're just like, they're acting outside of their mandate as a government, like a lot of the things that they're doing right now.

00:37:30.000 There's really no, like, it's everything that they're doing is like unconstitutional, and we're just so used to putting up with it.

00:37:36.000 Like, it's hard to call them.

00:37:38.000 There's so many, and we're getting like flooded with these bills that are obviously, they're all unconstitutional, and every once in a while they slip one through it.

00:37:44.000 It's all the idea behind it is what's completely un-American.

00:37:48.000 You know, we have this idea of what, you know, what America is supposed to stand for, at least we used to.

00:37:54.000 That idea is getting eroded and eroded.

00:37:57.000 More and more you pay attention to what's really going on in the world.

00:38:00.000 It's a sad time to be alive in that sense, that we have so much going for us.

00:38:06.000 We're so technologically advanced.

00:38:09.000 So we're able to communicate with each other and exchange information in ways that have never been possible before for any human being ever.

00:38:16.000 And yet we're still living like fucking crazy barbarians. 0.81

00:38:21.000 We're still launching rockets into villagers.

00:38:24.000 I mean, these double-tap drones.

00:38:26.000 The fact that we're not there and we don't see it doesn't mean that what you're doing isn't fucking terrifying.

00:38:30.000 Horrific, murderous shit.

00:38:32.000 What a euphemism to double-tap.

00:38:34.000 Oh, it's double-tap.

00:38:35.000 No big deal.

00:38:36.000 What that means is they shoot the drones into the building and then they come back like 20 minutes later and shoot again because people have gathered up to get rid of the sick people.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, they target mourners and people who are helping the sick and wounded.

00:38:48.000 And drones have a 2% success rate.

00:38:51.000 2 fucking percent success rate.

00:38:53.000 So that kind of deter, you know, that undermines that whole logic.

00:38:56.000 Like, drones are the strategic, they're surgically precise.

00:38:59.000 No, they're not at all.

00:39:00.000 Yeah, 2% are, I think, 1 in 47.

00:39:03.000 Yeah.

00:39:04.000 Something like that.

00:39:04.000 You end up on the wrong dude's Excel spreadsheet.

00:39:06.000 How crazy is it?

00:39:07.000 Before you know it, you get a creditor drone headed.

00:39:09.000 How crazy is that idea that you can murder 47 people as long as you get the one right guy?

00:39:13.000 And that's as and by the way, thousands of people have died like this.

00:39:17.000 And the right guy, like, who is this fucking guy?

00:39:19.000 We haven't put him on trial yet.

00:39:21.000 Who the fuck are these people that we're killing anyway?

00:39:23.000 The Obama administration relabeled the term militant, basically.

00:39:27.000 Like, redefined it to include just anyone that could be of age.

00:39:32.000 They're so lowster.

00:39:33.000 To be part of, like, one of these groups.

00:39:36.000 They're shooting fucking rockets from the sky in robots.

00:39:39.000 That is the most ridiculous shit ever.

00:39:42.000 They're fighting pre-crime.

00:39:43.000 They're like, these people look suspicious.

00:39:45.000 They're definitely doing some militant-like shit.

00:39:47.000 Let's just get rid of all of them.

00:39:50.000 It's a weird way to turn a human into a number.

00:39:53.000 It's just bizarre that because we don't see it, we don't have footage of it, we're not there, what's happening.

00:39:58.000 It's not happening over here.

00:40:00.000 We're just like, oh yeah, we use drones.

00:40:02.000 And it's so relaxed, our opinion on it, is that Obama can make jokes about it.

00:40:07.000 Like, remember when he did the predator drone.

00:40:09.000 The Jonas brothers are here.

00:40:11.000 He was joking about dating his daughters, and he said, I've got two words for you, Predator drone.

00:40:17.000 It'd be funny if he didn't actually die.

00:40:18.000 I never saw it coming.

00:40:19.000 Yeah, it'd be funny if thousands of people hadn't died already because of these things.

00:40:25.000 A lot of them, most of them, innocent.

00:40:27.000 I mean, and he's joking about it.

00:40:28.000 Like, what kind of weird disconnect is that?

00:40:31.000 I give her, if you're just a regular dude, and people say, oh, you're being sensitive.

00:40:34.000 It's just a joke.

00:40:35.000 That's a crazy thing to joke about.

00:40:37.000 That's like Lizzie Borden joking about axes.

00:40:41.000 It's a little touchy.

00:40:42.000 That's a weird joke.

00:40:43.000 There's zero transparency with those types of kills, too.

00:40:46.000 I mean, you don't know who you hit.

00:40:47.000 It's hard to.

00:40:47.000 You got to move up to the microphone.

00:40:49.000 I'm sorry.

00:40:50.000 Yeah, I was saying, like, there's zero transparency involved with that type of technology.

00:40:53.000 There's no way for us to confirm who we killed or who was down there.

00:40:57.000 Yeah, and then we don't do body counts.

00:40:58.000 Every organization has a different number.

00:41:00.000 We don't go back to help them.

00:41:01.000 Sorry, we had to kill this one dude.

00:41:03.000 I'm sorry, we fucked up everybody and blew up your babies. 0.82

00:41:05.000 But we had to get this one dude.

00:41:07.000 Now we're going to help you.

00:41:08.000 No, there's no help.

00:41:08.000 There's just robots from the sky that shoot rockets, and they call the rockets hellfire missiles.

00:41:14.000 Like, whoa.

00:41:15.000 How crazy is this domestic drone thing?

00:41:18.000 The thing that scares me the most, of course, aside from the spying grid that's going to be surveilling all of us, you can hijack these drones.

00:41:27.000 So people who are just hackers can just hijack these fucking domestic drones and use them as missiles.

00:41:32.000 That to me is fucking terrifying.

00:41:33.000 Yeah, like a crazy hacker can hijack the drone and tell it to slam into his girlfriend's apartment.

00:41:41.000 That's the exact plot to the next Call of Duty game.

00:41:44.000 That's going to happen.

00:41:45.000 I mean, that shit's real.

00:41:46.000 Yeah, right?

00:41:47.000 No kidding.

00:41:48.000 How sad.

00:41:49.000 But yeah, how sad is it that our technology is evolving and exponentially growing by the second, yet we're stunted consciously.

00:41:57.000 Our evolutionary consciousness is stunted in these archaic paradigms that are just mechanisms of control.

00:42:03.000 Social control, fucking religion, political ideology.

00:42:06.000 It's like, dude, we are applying to a system that does not, like, we are living in a system that does not apply to modern society anymore.

00:42:13.000 It's strange how it just sort of snuck up on us, too.

00:42:16.000 You know, it's strange how there was like this disdain for Nixon.

00:42:18.000 Like he sort of represented an unsavory, dishonest character.

00:42:24.000 And then, you know, Gerald Ford was kind of bumbling.

00:42:26.000 And then Ronald Reagan was loved and hated at the same time.

00:42:30.000 And now people have completely gotten loony on who he was and what he stands for.

00:42:36.000 And then it goes from there to it starts getting a little shady with Herbert Walker Bush.

00:42:41.000 A little shady with the fucking former president of CIA running a government.

00:42:45.000 What's going on?

00:42:45.000 How's that guy the president?

00:42:46.000 It was a little weird.

00:42:48.000 And then it goes from that to Clinton, like, oh, we're back.

00:42:51.000 Look at this.

00:42:51.000 We got this guy.

00:42:53.000 You know, this guy's smart as fuck.

00:42:55.000 He's a brilliant man.

00:42:56.000 And he says he's such a charismatic speaker.

00:42:59.000 And we have prosperity, economic prosperity while he's in office.

00:43:02.000 So there's a little social disturbances from him getting caught in affairs and stuff like that.

00:43:06.000 But all in all, a good run.

00:43:08.000 And then the shit fucking hits the skids.

00:43:12.000 And then our entire view of what being American changes on September 11th.

00:43:17.000 From then on, it goes from anger to confusion to you feel like you got tricked.

00:43:24.000 It goes from anger that America was attacked to confusion as to why are we going over there to years later we're still there and it doesn't make any sense and it has nothing to do with September 11th.

00:43:34.000 And you're like, well, what the fuck?

00:43:36.000 What happened?

00:43:37.000 To almost acquiescence into just the system that we have now.

00:43:42.000 It's just like, well, he's better than Romney.

00:43:44.000 What's so crazy about the 9-11 situation, when you think about it, I interviewed this guy, David Brin, who wrote a book about transparent societies.

00:43:53.000 And on one of the pages of his book, he was like, let's just, this is years before 9-11.

00:43:58.000 He's like, this is a hypothetical.

00:43:59.000 Let's imagine that some terrorist, some terrorists blow up the World Trade Center, take down the Twin Towers.

00:44:05.000 What would the government do in response?

00:44:06.000 What would the federal government do?

00:44:08.000 And he basically outlines the fucking Patriot Act.

00:44:10.000 He's like, this is what they would do, and this is what it would devolve into.

00:44:14.000 And then that actually happened.

00:44:15.000 And this guy has the only solution I've ever heard.

00:44:18.000 I don't know if it would actually work, because there are a lot of impediments to this working, but the solution is we can't turn off the surveillance.

00:44:24.000 We can't turn off the technological progress.

00:44:27.000 What we can do, though, is use it against the government.

00:44:29.000 Not use it against, but make it a two-way street.

00:44:31.000 Like, instead of surveillance, he calls it surveillance, where everybody's watching everyone.

00:44:36.000 So if we were going to have trapwire and surveillance cameras and all this shit, fine, but then we want to also be able to look in there.

00:44:42.000 And if it's supposed to be to keep us safe, why isn't more people a good thing?

00:44:46.000 Why isn't crowdsourcing this, why isn't that good?

00:44:49.000 I think eventually it's inevitable that we're going to get to a position, just technologically speaking, where everyone's going to be accessible to everybody.

00:44:56.000 Yeah, no problem.

00:44:58.000 It seems like that's what the obvious trend is.

00:45:01.000 I mean, it's gone, whatever new technologies are created, they're not enhancing privacy.

00:45:06.000 The new technologies are almost always enhancing connectivity.

00:45:09.000 Everybody's able to access each other easier and quicker in Tumblr and Facebook.

00:45:14.000 Days of your life will be on Netflix where you could go, I want Joe Rogan Thursday from 3 o'clock to 4 o'clock.

00:45:20.000 What's he doing?

00:45:21.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:45:23.000 People are like, oh my God, I love watching your life.

00:45:26.000 Live streaming.

00:45:29.000 It's going to get crazy.

00:45:31.000 The Google thing, whatever it's called.

00:45:32.000 The porn glasses?

00:45:33.000 You're going to watch like 3D porn glasses.

00:45:35.000 You can literally piss it into a urinal and put that up on YouTube and somebody will subscribe to that.

00:45:41.000 That's, yeah, for sure.

00:45:42.000 Absolutely.

00:45:43.000 It's like, you can call it the piss diaries.

00:45:45.000 Just everything.

00:45:46.000 You know, people will watch it too.

00:45:47.000 Yeah, you only turn it on when you go into the can.

00:45:50.000 This is me peeing again.

00:45:51.000 It's 11.30.

00:45:53.000 I had two more Heinekens and feel a kind of a bitch. 0.96

00:45:56.000 And people are thinking I'm doing blow because I keep coming in here, but I'm just peeing.

00:46:00.000 He might be like the popular one.

00:46:01.000 Like, wow, that guy's really honest about his peeing.

00:46:03.000 I like following him.

00:46:05.000 The bing glasses are going to be so awful.

00:46:07.000 The bing glasses.

00:46:08.000 They're just going to be doing GPS.

00:46:10.000 They're just going to shoot it into your IV, a billion cameras, and they're going to watch everything that goes on inside and outside.

00:46:17.000 They're making kids fucking have RFID chips in their student IDs and punishing them if they don't want to.

00:46:22.000 And monitoring their bathroom time, right?

00:46:24.000 The idea is that they want to be able to find kids.

00:46:27.000 At least these are people that are under 18 and they have to be looked after and there's safety considerations. 1.00

00:46:34.000 And it's not like we're making them wear a chip inside their skin or anything crazy.

00:46:38.000 But that's always been there.

00:46:42.000 Why now do we, like, is it more dangerous to go to school now than it used to be?

00:46:46.000 No, somebody got a contract to make these chips and put them into its own.

00:46:50.000 I mean, what parents are looking for is good guidance in school and good teachers and safety.

00:46:50.000 Exactly.

00:46:55.000 That's what they're looking for.

00:46:56.000 I'm not necessarily sure that they're looking for these RFID chips.

00:47:00.000 Because, you know, those things are kind of sketchy, those chips.

00:47:04.000 You know, you can get information from them, and that's one of the reasons why they never did an episode on MythBusters about it.

00:47:09.000 You know, it said that was the one episode where MythBusters was told they're not going to cover that issue.

00:47:15.000 What?

00:47:16.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 So many companies use RFID.

00:47:19.000 The technology is everywhere.

00:47:21.000 Well, the technology is not secure.

00:47:22.000 Yeah, it can be tapped into the security.

00:47:24.000 Yeah, that's the vulnerability of them.

00:47:26.000 Yeah, you can easily hack.

00:47:27.000 But you know what you were saying earlier about the people in the government, how they've been around for a long time?

00:47:30.000 It's not even that...

00:47:39.000 Like, no one fucking writes bills anymore.

00:47:41.000 No, no, Congress.

00:47:43.000 It was passed in 45 days.

00:47:44.000 It was like passed too fast to have actually written all of it.

00:47:46.000 Well, it was changed in eight hours.

00:47:48.000 It was like changed overnight.

00:47:50.000 That was way more draconian, and then everyone just voted for it because they were in the fucking post-9-11 fervor, and they're like, yeah, dude, we don't want to be unpatriotic.

00:47:57.000 It's amazing how gangster it was, how they just ran in and immediately started doing shit like that.

00:48:03.000 Patriot Act.

00:48:04.000 It's absurd.

00:48:05.000 But it really is such fuel to the deep end conspiracy dudes.

00:48:11.000 We're obviously talking a conspiracy here.

00:48:14.000 There's someone for sure is conspiring to control the government, and they don't want it to just strictly be the will of the people.

00:48:21.000 That's pretty clear.

00:48:22.000 And the idea that we're going to do these things in other countries and that we're going to do it for national defense reasons, those also seem to be...

00:48:33.000 That's not really the case.

00:48:34.000 So how long can you do that?

00:48:37.000 How long can you run a game like that?

00:48:39.000 How long do you think that they can keep doing that?

00:48:41.000 It's melting down in Europe as we speak.

00:48:45.000 You're seeing the people there.

00:48:46.000 They're unhappy about slightly different things, mostly economic.

00:48:49.000 But it seems like here, no matter how many rights you take away and how obvious in your face it is, most people just go along with it.

00:48:55.000 Yeah, until they feel it.

00:48:56.000 I mean, right now you can keep people at bay until they're fucking feeling it, you know?

00:49:00.000 Well, and who says, like, making us more, like, the people more prosperous is a benefit to them anyway?

00:49:05.000 Like, sometimes maybe it's more beneficial for our economy to collapse.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, but a lot of people have to agree with the way things are going in order to keep something like this going on.

00:49:15.000 I mean, somewhere along the line in the chain of command, there has to be people that are questioning the direction that this is all going.

00:49:22.000 Because I don't believe that everybody that gets involved in government is evil.

00:49:25.000 I think that's crazy.

00:49:26.000 I think a lot of people that get involved in government are good people, and they want to actually help.

00:49:30.000 I think once they get in there and they see that fucking barbed wire quagmire that it is, just a fucking, just a mess of corruption.

00:49:37.000 And I think then, you know, it becomes disheartening.

00:49:41.000 And oftentimes in life, you kind of change what you stand for or change what you're there for and just sort of settle into the groove.

00:49:48.000 Maybe you buy a boat.

00:49:49.000 Maybe you've got to pay your boat so you keep your fucking mouth shut.

00:49:52.000 It's like these people at the top have to see the collapse coming.

00:49:55.000 They have to see that global capitalism and kind of the predatory shit that we're doing is not sustainable.

00:50:00.000 I mean, we're focusing on a model of endless growth.

00:50:03.000 I mean, that can't sustain itself.

00:50:05.000 So these people have to fucking see that.

00:50:07.000 Well, they do, and yet they don't.

00:50:09.000 Because they do, and yet they feel like, well, we'll just adjust along the way and keep this bitch rolling. 1.00

00:50:14.000 It's not that you can ride the car forever without changing the tires.

00:50:18.000 It's like, no, no, no, no.

00:50:19.000 You're going to get some flats.

00:50:20.000 You change the tire and you back on and you keep running.

00:50:23.000 And I think that's the attitude that's going on.

00:50:25.000 It's like until the last drop of oil is in the ground.

00:50:27.000 Then we can go over to alternative or sustainable energy.

00:50:30.000 Then we'll deal with it.

00:50:31.000 Well, I assume they probably figured out they think that someone's going to come up with some effective form of propulsion based on water.

00:50:40.000 I mean, there's been people that have made cars that have run on water.

00:50:42.000 I mean, it's already existed.

00:50:44.000 It converts to hydrogen.

00:50:45.000 You know, it's complicated, but so is making a gasoline engine.

00:50:48.000 You know, it's just that gasoline engines have been made for thousands of years or hundreds of years.

00:50:52.000 Has it even been 100 years?

00:50:54.000 My dating sucks.

00:50:56.000 It's weird that we don't have more of a priority put on creating the next energy innovation.

00:51:01.000 I know that companies are spending a lot of money to develop that, but you look at individuals.

00:51:07.000 I don't know a single ambitious person who wants to develop the replacement to oil.

00:51:11.000 But I know a lot of people who want to develop the next $100 million Facebook app.

00:51:17.000 I think the oil issue is really tricky because there's debatable science that shows that oil grows back in some areas.

00:51:27.000 And if it does, it takes a long time.

00:51:29.000 And no one's telling us how much is actually left.

00:51:33.000 There's real questionable information when it comes to how much of a supply is left.

00:51:38.000 The real question is, though, do you just suck it all out full blast until it runs dry?

00:51:44.000 And when it runs dry, we will see fucking havoc.

00:51:48.000 Or is this communicated to the powers that be?

00:51:52.000 Is there any sort of preparation put in place with harnessing resources, getting universities involved, bringing in scientific guys and saying, look, we've got to fucking do something.

00:52:01.000 We've got to do it now.

00:52:02.000 Either we have to figure out some sort of solar panel trains that are going to take everybody around.

00:52:06.000 Seriously.

00:52:07.000 We're going to have to do something.

00:52:08.000 He was saying this morning we had this almost exact same conversation last night, and he was talking about how some of the economic control is so intertwined with our need for oil that it's difficult at this point to just transition over.

00:52:21.000 The people that have control over the way our economy fluctuates, whatever control they can have.

00:52:29.000 The dollar would be garbage without its link to oil.

00:52:32.000 Right.

00:52:33.000 But we're not based on gold anymore.

00:52:34.000 We're based on oil.

00:52:35.000 But if oil is a finite resource, if it only has 30 years at this rate, which, by the way, even though oil is consumed less by cars today, there's more cars today.

00:52:48.000 So even though they get better miles to the gallon, there's more of them.

00:52:51.000 And it takes oil to make these fucking things.

00:52:53.000 And it's like we're never going to stop making cars.

00:52:54.000 People are going to always want a new car.

00:52:56.000 And people are always going to try to afford a car.

00:52:58.000 And then they're going to get a car.

00:52:59.000 And then at a certain point in time, you're going to run out.

00:53:04.000 And if they just run out, would they be wise enough to have any preparation in place?

00:53:11.000 You would fucking hope so.

00:53:14.000 That's the real question.

00:53:15.000 It's like when you see shit like the Patriot Act being passed, and then you see the NDAA being passed, you see this crunchdown lately.

00:53:22.000 You see all this buildup of the military.

00:53:24.000 Maybe that's their idea of the preparation.

00:53:25.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:27.000 That's what I'm worried.

00:53:28.000 What I'm saying is when I'm looking at it, I'm looking at, if you look at the possibility that oil is a finite resource, that's what they say.

00:53:34.000 I'm too dumb to understand it.

00:53:36.000 I don't know who's right or who's wrong.

00:53:37.000 There's a book called Black Gold Stranglehold where some guy tries to claim that the oil is actually made.

00:53:43.000 It's a process of the Earth.

00:53:46.000 I mean, it's some sort of fossil fuel, right?

00:53:48.000 It's something that's created by the Earth, but it takes like millions and millions of years.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, it's compressed carbon matter millions of years.

00:53:54.000 It's like magic.

00:53:56.000 How much is there?

00:53:56.000 Why are we doing that?

00:53:57.000 I mean, they're talking about going into Alaska and pulling it out.

00:54:00.000 Apparently, it's super difficult to do that because it's a different kind of oil, right?

00:54:03.000 Like shale oil.

00:54:04.000 It's like oil that's in rock.

00:54:05.000 It's in the oil company's interest to exaggerate their holdings.

00:54:09.000 Like, oh yeah, this plot right here has 100 billion, whatever, 100 billion barrels beneath the soil or beneath the ground.

00:54:16.000 Who knows if it actually does?

00:54:17.000 Because it's your own proprietary calculation.

00:54:19.000 How do they calculate it?

00:54:20.000 I have no idea.

00:54:21.000 But if you think about it, which sounds better to shareholders?

00:54:24.000 We might have a billion barrels or we have 100 billion barrels.

00:54:28.000 And who's going to challenge that?

00:54:30.000 I don't know of any independent analysis group that does that.

00:54:34.000 Confusing as fuck.

00:54:35.000 Could you imagine the day the oil runs out?

00:54:38.000 You want to talk about a horrific symbiotic connection that we have.

00:54:43.000 We have, like, as society, the only way you can make this work at all is if you have oil.

00:54:48.000 The jets that fly people across the country for FedEx envelopes and anything you want to get done overnight and everything that you have that's made out of plastic, almost all of that shit comes from oil.

00:55:00.000 And if we really are going to pull that stuff out of the ground like that, and we really are just going to hit it full blast until the wheels fall off, that could be what they're preparing for.

00:55:09.000 If they know that there's only a few years left of this, that could be what they're preparing for.

00:55:15.000 And that's a terrifying idea.

00:55:17.000 It's a terrifying idea because I don't know what the alternative is.

00:55:20.000 If I was in charge and I knew that the fucking wheels were going to fall off and there was nothing we could do and people were going to starve and go fucking full-on zombie in the street, there's going to be no more oil.

00:55:29.000 I don't know what I would do either.

00:55:31.000 I don't know what I would do.

00:55:32.000 Yeah, are these people really not looking past their bottom line every year after year?

00:55:36.000 I mean, they have to be seeing this.

00:55:38.000 How many people would know?

00:55:39.000 If there was only 20 years left of oil, how many people would know?

00:55:42.000 I mean, how many people would really be aware of that?

00:55:45.000 Keep it as secure.

00:55:45.000 I mean, it is pretty common knowledge that we have, I mean, oil is not, We'll know by the price, like, as soon as it becomes more rare.

00:55:55.000 Yeah, but they can totally bullshit that, too.

00:55:59.000 Right?

00:56:00.000 Yeah, how we know how much oil they really have. 0.94

00:56:02.000 And why would they tell you?

00:56:03.000 I mean, I would think that if they did tell you, it would be worse, because then people would go crazy now.

00:56:09.000 The inevitable would happen now.

00:56:11.000 It's easier for them to do that because the price of oil now, the way it's speculated upon, it's way overpriced.

00:56:16.000 So they could actually, as it becomes more expensive for them, they could hold it at that price for quite a while before they end up having a charge.

00:56:24.000 I mean, it would just, their profits would go down a little bit.

00:56:26.000 What are you talking about?

00:56:27.000 They would rain out of oil?

00:56:28.000 Well, what I mean is as we go less and less oil, they've speculated the price of oil, it's a lot higher.

00:56:34.000 It would be like $100 a barrel when it's really only $60.

00:56:37.000 So even if they started to run out, they could maintain the illusion that it's holding at $100 a barrel for a while.

00:56:43.000 So we wouldn't know until it was almost too late.

00:56:46.000 Well, it'd be too late anyway.

00:56:47.000 If they told you that we have 10 years left of oil, you have 10 years left, and then it's over.

00:56:52.000 It's too late already.

00:56:53.000 Yeah.

00:56:53.000 Because 10 years of time.

00:56:55.000 It's not enough time.

00:56:56.000 No, no.

00:56:56.000 By the way, people are going to go straight crazy.

00:57:01.000 If people found out that there's 10 years left of the oil, right away people would fucking start committing suicide.

00:57:06.000 They wouldn't be able to deal with it.

00:57:07.000 And they wouldn't go crazy.

00:57:08.000 It's destructive, like taking the oil out of the ground, and look what it does.

00:57:10.000 Damn it, it just destroys everything.

00:57:12.000 And we have sustainable alternative resources that we can start investing in.

00:57:16.000 I mean, there are options.

00:57:17.000 It's not like we're looking at it and being like, what the fuck are we going to do?

00:57:20.000 We don't hold on to the other one.

00:57:20.000 You've got to not talk over each other a little bit.

00:57:23.000 The podcast thing is a little bit different than a regular conversation.

00:57:26.000 It seems normal, but when we're both doing that at the same time, it's going to be a problem.

00:57:30.000 People fall off ellipticals that way.

00:57:32.000 People go down.

00:57:34.000 They go down that way.

00:57:36.000 What were you saying?

00:57:37.000 I don't remember.

00:57:38.000 I'm sorry.

00:57:40.000 It's, I don't know.

00:57:42.000 Our whole scene in this country is very confusing, but that's not the most confusing aspect of it.

00:57:50.000 The global warming aspect is terrifying, too.

00:57:52.000 How many people want to put their head in the sand that there's not something going on with the climate that could potentially damage everything?

00:57:58.000 There's this weird conservative thing where they go, like a guy in my jiu-jitsu class the other day, this guy is a marine guy, he's a nice guy, but he's like one of those fucking gung-ho dudes.

00:58:09.000 And someone is talking about global warming, about watching something.

00:58:12.000 He's like, global warming's a natural process.

00:58:15.000 And I go, are you a fucking scientist or something?

00:58:17.000 So it was a tornado.

00:58:18.000 It's going to make it a good thing.

00:58:20.000 But how do you know?

00:58:21.000 How does anybody know?

00:58:22.000 I mean, how the fuck could anybody be, a 26-year-old guy especially, be so confident that you can say you know what changes the fucking temperature of The earth, which by the way, changes radically over a period of a thousand years to the point where there's places where you used to be able to live and nothing can live in them now.

00:58:37.000 Like Antarctica at one point in time was nice and juicy and green and had rivers and stuff.

00:58:42.000 Yeah, not anymore.

00:58:43.000 And an asteroid is a natural process, also.

00:58:45.000 Fuck yeah, it is.

00:58:46.000 I mean, so if there, even if it's naturally caused, which I don't really believe, for whatever reason, the earth is getting hotter and colder.

00:58:51.000 It's getting more extreme.

00:58:53.000 So we need to start thinking about how do we fix that?

00:58:55.000 Do we put shit up in the sky to it is natural, though.

00:58:58.000 I mean, the natural poisoning of the environment is a byproduct of the human being.

00:58:58.000 It is natural.

00:59:03.000 And also cows.

00:59:04.000 Cows fucking global warm the shit out of places with their dirty farts. 1.00

00:59:08.000 No one touches.

00:59:09.000 They're delicious farts.

00:59:10.000 Don't you love how the burdens on us?

00:59:11.000 Like, calculate your carbon footprint, guys.

00:59:13.000 And you're like, what are you going to fucking do about the methane gas that you're emitting from all of these slaughterhouses?

00:59:18.000 I mean, that's like 20% of all the emissions.

00:59:21.000 Largest consumer of the largest polluter.

00:59:24.000 My folks used to live in Pennsylvania when I used to drive them to visit them.

00:59:27.000 I had to go through an hour and a half of this horrific smell.

00:59:32.000 And there was these farms and things like that.

00:59:34.000 Yeah, it's time in Ohio, the whole state of Ohio.

00:59:36.000 But it's so bad.

00:59:37.000 It's like coming in the vents of the car.

00:59:40.000 It's horrific.

00:59:40.000 It's just, it's shit and dead animals.

00:59:43.000 That's what you're smelling.

00:59:44.000 You're smelling shit and rot.

00:59:45.000 Yeah.

00:59:47.000 Climate change is somehow a partisan issue.

00:59:49.000 Like, how did that happen?

00:59:50.000 Like, I don't understand why.

00:59:52.000 It's a conservative talking point.

00:59:53.000 If you listen to conservative radio, they constantly mock liberals.

00:59:56.000 Liberals, these libs, these libs and their global warming feet.

00:59:59.000 It's a natural process.

01:00:01.000 There's data.

01:00:02.000 There's scientific data.

01:00:03.000 And they have this sort of no-nonsense way about you that makes you, it's a very aggressive ideology.

01:00:09.000 So it makes you want to be on their side.

01:00:12.000 So it sort of bullies you into like, eh, it's a globe, it's a normal process.

01:00:16.000 Meanwhile, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

01:00:18.000 Like a guy, this guy interjected into this other people's conversation.

01:00:21.000 I was sitting in the sidelines.

01:00:21.000 I was involved.

01:00:23.000 And he walked up and they were talking.

01:00:25.000 He just interjected this conservative talking point.

01:00:28.000 It's like, it's fascinating.

01:00:29.000 He just dropped it.

01:00:29.000 He's like, boom, that's fake.

01:00:30.000 David's fascinating.

01:00:32.000 I'm out.

01:00:32.000 Because they do it.

01:00:33.000 Like, David's whole point is like, who cares if it's a natural process or not?

01:00:37.000 Like, shouldn't we be doing something about it?

01:00:39.000 Most certainly, yeah.

01:00:40.000 But it is a natural process because people are cunts. 1.00

01:00:42.000 There's a good graphic.

01:00:44.000 Every time I fucking see somebody throw a cigarette out the window, I'm like, why is that so easy for you to do?

01:00:48.000 Why is that so easy for you to just, let's just make shit worse?

01:00:51.000 Why is that so easy?

01:00:52.000 Because we have a disconnect.

01:00:55.000 Human beings are, there's something missing in the way human society is currently run because it's all about the end line.

01:01:01.000 It's all about getting some awesome property, you know, gathering up your toys, living a good life, putting your kids in a good school.

01:01:08.000 That's like the bottom end line.

01:01:10.000 And along the way, there's so little emphasis on enjoying the moment.

01:01:15.000 There's so little emphasis on what you could actually be doing, how you could be feeling, how you could be enjoying this life, and how it is finite.

01:01:24.000 And it really doesn't.

01:01:25.000 You have to find out and concentrate on what makes you happy.

01:01:30.000 How many people get to do that?

01:01:31.000 There's a small fraction of the people that are traveling with us on the highways and driving with us on the streets and that you run into every day that are actually happy people.

01:01:40.000 It's a tiny, tiny, tiny number because they're tricked into this cunty, shitty world.

01:01:45.000 This tricky, fucking, goofy world where there's a thing called the federal bank that's not really federal and it has control over all the money and it's not based on anything and the money's not really based on anything anymore.

01:01:58.000 It used to be based on gold, but now it's just kind of confidence.

01:02:01.000 Like you grow up with this shitty fucking system and it's so disheartening.

01:02:06.000 It's so hard for people that have to pay taxes to this system and have to spend into this system.

01:02:12.000 It's so hard for them to just keep doing it and be happy.

01:02:15.000 You know, even if you have a good job that you enjoy and you can't afford to live where you live because you have to pay too much taxes, that's maddening.

01:02:24.000 That drives people crazy.

01:02:25.000 Like you can't live in a nice neighborhood.

01:02:27.000 You have to live in a little bit of a shittier neighborhood because you've got to pay 40% to the government.

01:02:31.000 Can you imagine if society rewarded you for creation instead of like, I mean, all the smartest people in this country are working for destruction.

01:02:39.000 I mean, how to like build bombs and kill people.

01:02:42.000 It's like, what if we rewarded people and creativity was rewarded?

01:02:46.000 And how to scam you with ads on Facebook.

01:02:48.000 That's what it's all about.

01:02:50.000 How to blow you up with a predator drone or scam you out of money.

01:02:53.000 It's amazing.

01:02:53.000 We're just stunting our potential so much for human growth and our consciousness.

01:02:57.000 It feels like we're on the cusp of greatness and there's just a couple of psychopaths sort of like cockblocking us.

01:03:03.000 Yeah, it's not a couple.

01:03:06.000 There's a whole culture of the unevolved.

01:03:09.000 There's a culture of people that still have this fucking Buck Rogers view of the world.

01:03:15.000 It's not a small amount.

01:03:17.000 It's a lot of people.

01:03:18.000 It's people that haven't had any psychedelic experiences.

01:03:21.000 It's people that are from really dumb environments.

01:03:24.000 And they're prone to imitating their atmosphere.

01:03:27.000 And their atmosphere is filled with idiots.

01:03:29.000 And it's not a small number.

01:03:30.000 It's a big number, unfortunately.

01:03:32.000 Almost 50% of this country believes that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, based on scripture.

01:03:38.000 Almost 50% of the country.

01:03:40.000 That's more than 100 million people.

01:03:41.000 That's craziness.

01:03:42.000 That's sad.

01:03:43.000 It is, and it isn't.

01:03:44.000 It's fascinating.

01:03:45.000 And it's weird.

01:03:47.000 You know, it's like...

01:03:56.000 There's some fucking weirdness to it, right?

01:03:59.000 When you see like, wow, you know, these poor people, they're living in here with leaves on their dicks and jumping from tree to tree.

01:04:05.000 And then you look at LA.

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 You look at our society.

01:04:10.000 You look at our craziness.

01:04:12.000 Somewhere along the line, I think everybody has to conclude that no one really is in control of this fucking thing.

01:04:18.000 It runs on momentum.

01:04:19.000 And whether it's good momentum or bad momentum, it runs on momentum.

01:04:24.000 That's really important when you're looking at the election.

01:04:28.000 You see the bullshit it propagates because of momentum.

01:04:33.000 Some people who are really anti-Romney are trying to push this Sensata story, or however it's pronounced.

01:04:38.000 It's this company that he used to invest in that outsourced American jobs to Chinese workers.

01:04:42.000 I think that's like the Cliff Notes version.

01:04:45.000 And they're trying to make this a huge issue.

01:04:48.000 So they're just blowing up Twitter feeds with it and asking journalists to cover it.

01:04:52.000 And the facts are that it's really not that big an issue.

01:04:55.000 And I'm not saying this is some kind of Republican shill.

01:04:57.000 I'm an independent.

01:04:58.000 It's just like it's clearly not a big fucking issue.

01:05:00.000 He used to invest a small amount of money in this company.

01:05:02.000 And it'd be like if I owned shares of Microsoft five years ago, and then you came up to me and you're like, dude, the Zoom sucks.

01:05:08.000 why do I care about that?

01:05:09.000 I don't own any share of this company.

01:05:11.000 And if I did, it was a small share.

01:05:13.000 And how is that the most important thing happening right now?

01:05:16.000 When you should be going after maybe some of his beliefs, some of his beliefs on the war on drugs, continuing that, his beliefs on we need to increase our defense budget.

01:05:23.000 I think those are more important issues than some fucking obscure company that he might have invested in a while ago.

01:05:28.000 It's weird that Mormons, generally speaking, are like super nice guys. 1.00

01:05:32.000 Like I've met a lot of Mormons, and one of the things about them is they're like almost like to a man.

01:05:38.000 Gentle lovers.

01:05:39.000 Gentle, you think?

01:05:39.000 They're friendly.

01:05:40.000 Gentle lovers, yeah.

01:05:44.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:05:44.000 Like they seem to be like sort of a peaceful religion.

01:05:47.000 They're very nice, but I think it's hostile to think that you have to convert other people to your belief system.

01:05:51.000 Well, you know, it's nice to be like in a tie and be friendly to people, but if your underlying thing is these people are idiots because they don't believe what I believe.

01:05:58.000 Well, that's a cult.

01:06:00.000 I mean, don't get me wrong.

01:06:01.000 I'm just saying it's a cult that makes nice people.

01:06:04.000 Well, if the outcome's a matter of fact look, it's a cult.

01:06:08.000 And even if you want to diverge from, you know, that you want to say all religions are cults, well, maybe.

01:06:14.000 But here's when they're clearly cults.

01:06:16.000 When you know the guy who wrote it.

01:06:17.000 Yeah.

01:06:18.000 It's that simple.

01:06:19.000 It's not angels.

01:06:21.000 His fucking name is Joseph Smith.

01:06:23.000 He lived in 1820.

01:06:24.000 And he really liked women, so that's why you have the multiple wives. 0.97

01:06:27.000 Well, that's, by the way, why Mitt Romney's family is from Mexico.

01:06:29.000 Mitt Romney's family comes from a fucking religious compound in Mexico.

01:06:33.000 They separated from the United States because they wanted to fuck more bitches. 1.00

01:06:37.000 That shows leadership having your own compound in Mexico.

01:06:41.000 That's dope as fuck, dude.

01:06:42.000 You just moved there because you want 20 wives. 0.97

01:06:44.000 They were like, you can't have 20 wives. 0.55

01:06:46.000 He was like, oh, bitch, I can. 1.00

01:06:47.000 I just got to go here.

01:06:49.000 And when they did it, too, it was in the 1800s, and there was no cars yet, so America wasn't quite as awesome as it is now.

01:06:55.000 There wasn't really that much of a difference between living in Mexico and living in Texas.

01:06:59.000 You just went over there.

01:07:00.000 Okay, now I can do it.

01:07:01.000 Let's just buy some land here.

01:07:02.000 It's cheap.

01:07:02.000 We'll fucking make a badass compound.

01:07:04.000 They outsourced themselves.

01:07:06.000 So that's why Mitt's dad could never be president.

01:07:08.000 Mitt's dad wanted to be president, but he was born in Mexico.

01:07:11.000 Shazam signed.

01:07:12.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:07:13.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:07:14.000 That's hilarious.

01:07:15.000 I mean, he's a full-on nutter.

01:07:17.000 I mean, he's not just from a cult.

01:07:19.000 He's from the branch that left the country because they wanted to continue their multiple wife practice. 0.93

01:07:26.000 You can have multiple wives, but you can't marry a gay person. 1.00

01:07:29.000 That's bad.

01:07:29.000 God doesn't matter.

01:07:30.000 And animal marriage is next.

01:07:32.000 Yeah, medical marijuana.

01:07:33.000 Don't believe in it.

01:07:34.000 I believe.

01:07:36.000 Can I play devil's advocate on Mill Romney?

01:07:39.000 Since we actually have a record of what he did when he was governor of Massachusetts, we see that he did not try to, for example, imprison or execute women who use the morning after pill.

01:07:48.000 You see that he didn't do this shit.

01:07:50.000 So some of the fantasies coming from certain elements of the left, and I hate to use terms like the left and the right because I'm totally against that stuff.

01:07:57.000 But these fantasies, he was governor.

01:07:59.000 He was a powerful guy.

01:08:00.000 He didn't do any of that shit.

01:08:01.000 He was fairly moderate.

01:08:02.000 You can attack him for being kind of a heartless person, but he is not nearly as extreme as people think and as he's portraying himself to be.

01:08:11.000 Well, I think he's very flexible.

01:08:12.000 Yeah.

01:08:13.000 And I think it's what's really important for a guy like Mint Romney is to be in power.

01:08:16.000 And Massachusetts is a very liberal state.

01:08:19.000 I grew up in Massachusetts.

01:08:20.000 You can't get by on just total, strict Republican rhetoric in Massachusetts.

01:08:25.000 It's not going to work.

01:08:26.000 So he sort of went with the flow of the thing.

01:08:29.000 That's what I think.

01:08:30.000 And I think that's the most dangerous thing about him, is that he doesn't seem to have real strong opinions on things.

01:08:36.000 I mean, he seems to know how to make money.

01:08:40.000 I don't understand what they do.

01:08:42.000 I've tried to look into what's supposed to be so evil about Bain Capital, but to me, it's numbers nonsense.

01:08:50.000 It's all craziness.

01:08:50.000 I read the Matt Taibbi article in Rolling Stone, which is another mind-fucking sort of a view where you're like, what?

01:08:58.000 You make money doing what?

01:08:59.000 Like, how do you do it?

01:09:00.000 And then they move it from here and then they give them loans and they can never pay it back.

01:09:04.000 And like, what the fuck?

01:09:06.000 Mitt Romney said he harvests businesses for profit.

01:09:09.000 Sounds like the matrix, like harvesting human beings.

01:09:12.000 But do you know Bain Capital is actually integral into pushing Monsanto into biotech?

01:09:19.000 So Bain Capital, yeah, Mitt Romney got a million dollars from the ex-CEO of Monsanto when he was starting off at Bain Capital and he got pushed into, you know, he's very tight with Monsanto.

01:09:30.000 So is Obama.

01:09:31.000 They all are.

01:09:32.000 It's so creepy when you find the history of Monsanto.

01:09:35.000 You know, everybody thinks about, oh man, these genetically modified foods are dangerous.

01:09:38.000 How about AZT?

01:09:39.000 How about fucking, how about Agent Orange?

01:09:42.000 They came up with Agent Orange.

01:09:43.000 Do you want that company making your cereal?

01:09:45.000 DHT, these are the grains that are in your cereal.

01:09:47.000 It's great.

01:09:48.000 AZT was cancer medication.

01:09:49.000 DDT and DDCBs.

01:09:50.000 DDT.

01:09:51.000 They made Agent Orange, and here they are making your corn. 0.55

01:09:55.000 Holla.

01:09:56.000 Holla to play a...

01:09:56.000 Holla.

01:10:03.000 Sorry about that.

01:10:04.000 What'd they use?

01:10:04.000 What was it?

01:10:05.000 PCBs.

01:10:06.000 Just dumping the shit in the water.

01:10:07.000 And everyone's like retarded now. 1.00

01:10:10.000 Whoa.

01:10:10.000 Why would they dump it in the water?

01:10:11.000 Just because they could.

01:10:13.000 They had it and it was there and that's how they got rid of it.

01:10:16.000 Wow.

01:10:17.000 Zero regulation.

01:10:19.000 The Indian farmer thing is the scariest thing. 1.00

01:10:21.000 When you find hundreds of thousands of Indian farmers have committed suicide.

01:10:27.000 Are they connected to Monsanto by choice or is it like they have no choice where to buy their seeds?

01:10:34.000 Yeah, they're being forced.

01:10:35.000 Well, one of our main government's forcing Monsanto's seeds on them and so they're burning them and people are just like, why would poor people burn food?

01:10:43.000 And you're like, because they get it.

01:10:45.000 Like, they don't.

01:10:46.000 Are they trying to outlaw owning non-regulated seeds or something like that?

01:10:46.000 And it's crazy.

01:10:50.000 Like, if you have to get your seeds from a certain amount of people.

01:10:52.000 That's the most sinister shit out there.

01:10:54.000 It also creates monocropping and destroys local agriculture.

01:10:57.000 If there is a God, a seed is clearly designed to be something that should not be regulated or patented.

01:10:57.000 That's crazy.

01:11:01.000 Because it drops from the fucking tree.

01:11:04.000 It creates more of them.

01:11:05.000 You eat some of them.

01:11:07.000 It creates more of them.

01:11:08.000 It's not something that's supposed to be.

01:11:10.000 Yeah.

01:11:10.000 We're making zombie plants that can't make babies.

01:11:16.000 So you have to keep buying seeds from these fucking evil group of people.

01:11:21.000 It's creating super worms and shit, though, so it's not even going to work anymore.

01:11:24.000 And that's what's going to be really scary about it.

01:11:26.000 The idea of doing it for profit, too.

01:11:29.000 It's so crazy how much money you can make doing that.

01:11:31.000 And they're getting away with it.

01:11:33.000 And now, do you see the study that shows these tumors from rats that are eating genetically modified?

01:11:38.000 Massive tumors.

01:11:38.000 It's creepy.

01:11:39.000 Well, you know, it's not a natural food.

01:11:43.000 There's a crazy battle going on, ladies and gentlemen.

01:11:45.000 This is just one of the tumors.

01:11:49.000 Those fucking losers.

01:11:50.000 But what about the Terminator seed?

01:11:52.000 That's a weapon, dude.

01:11:53.000 Monsanto made a Terminator seed that destroys itself after one year.

01:11:57.000 No, it's swear to God.

01:11:58.000 It destroys itself after one yield.

01:12:00.000 You're like, why would you even have to make that?

01:12:02.000 What are you going to use that for?

01:12:03.000 I mean, that's such a Terminator seeds.

01:12:05.000 So that's just the fuck over.

01:12:06.000 It's such a God thing.

01:12:07.000 It's such a claim.

01:12:08.000 I mean, you're playing God.

01:12:09.000 You're actually fucking with life.

01:12:11.000 And because it's a plant, we were like, oh, it's just a plant.

01:12:14.000 It's still life.

01:12:15.000 That's a living organism, and you fucked with it, and now you're growing your own organism.

01:12:20.000 And then you wrote that you own this organism.

01:12:23.000 I mean, Jesus Christ, you own it.

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:25.000 I mean, it's like a dog.

01:12:27.000 Like, you know, this is your shit.

01:12:28.000 You know, you've made little robot seeds that you now own all these.

01:12:34.000 You sell them to these people, and they can never use them again.

01:12:37.000 They don't grow.

01:12:38.000 The whole idea behind it is insanity.

01:12:40.000 It's insane that you could be able to patent life.

01:12:44.000 There's countries where they actually outlaw collecting rainwater, too.

01:12:51.000 The idea that no one's in.

01:12:52.000 Rainwater terrorism.

01:12:53.000 That no one's come in and protected that and said, listen, you cannot own life.

01:12:57.000 You can't patent life.

01:12:59.000 You can't have the genetic code for pigs.

01:13:01.000 Yeah, you want another one?

01:13:02.000 No, I'm saying how about a bottle of water.

01:13:04.000 A bottle of water.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, water is free.

01:13:06.000 We were talking about this yesterday.

01:13:06.000 If you were to go back in time 30 years and tell somebody, 30 years from now, you're going to have to pay $2.50 out of a machine for a bottle of water at a hotel.

01:13:15.000 And on top of that, most of our wars are going to be fought by robots in the sky.

01:13:19.000 People would think that you were like schizophrenic.

01:13:21.000 They think that's crazy shit.

01:13:22.000 Water's free.

01:13:23.000 Just go down to the fountain water and told me that 10 years ago, I probably wouldn't have believed you.

01:13:27.000 The water issue is a tough one because some people say, just drink tap water.

01:13:32.000 It's safe.

01:13:32.000 Like Penn and Teller had a whole show about it.

01:13:34.000 But no, it's not really, okay?

01:13:36.000 Because there's fluoride in it.

01:13:37.000 And guess what?

01:13:38.000 Fluoride's poison.

01:13:39.000 I mean, it's a very low-level poison.

01:13:41.000 And the idea is that fluoride is supposed to kill the bad things that are on your teeth that give you cavities.

01:13:45.000 And that's, I guess, maybe that it does that.

01:13:47.000 You really could get away without it.

01:13:49.000 You could brush your teeth without using fluoride.

01:13:51.000 Fluoride is fucking kind of dangerous.

01:13:52.000 It's not healthy for the body.

01:13:54.000 And, you know, you drink water with fluoride in it all the time.

01:13:58.000 There's been studies that show that it could calcify your pineal gland, which is where melatonin and DMT are produced.

01:14:04.000 Like that fluoride actually can fuck with the chemistry of your brain if you take in a lot of it, especially if you're drinking a lot of tap water every day.

01:14:11.000 And you think about how much fluoride that could have in it.

01:14:14.000 Bathing in it, cooking.

01:14:15.000 I mean, you're already consuming.

01:14:16.000 I mean, why is it that we accepted this propaganda and we still do, that somehow the fluoridation of water supplies all across the country is good for us?

01:14:24.000 I mean, it's mass medication.

01:14:26.000 It's a byproduct of phosphate mining.

01:14:28.000 They sell it to municipalities and we drink it.

01:14:30.000 I mean, it's insane.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, and by the way, it was one of Hitler's ideas to fluoridate the water to keep the population numb. 0.76

01:14:38.000 Like, that was Hitler's idea. 0.98

01:14:40.000 It was much more fluoride, I believe, than we use now.

01:14:43.000 I think, you know, ours is less sinister.

01:14:46.000 And I think they did it because someone tricked him into doing it for the idea of dental hygienes.

01:14:51.000 Like, I had this guy, Dave Asprey, on the show yesterday, and he was talking about how much bullshit is involved in the idea of salt, of having a low-salt diet, and how crazy that is.

01:15:02.000 And he was talking about how that's just propaganda that's stuck around.

01:15:05.000 So you're supposed to have a no-salt diet?

01:15:07.000 How's it supposed to work?

01:15:07.000 You're supposed to have plenty of salt.

01:15:09.000 Salt's an essential mineral.

01:15:10.000 This guy, Dave Asprey, carries salt around with him.

01:15:12.000 He brings salt with him everywhere he goes.

01:15:15.000 Like, he has salt every morning.

01:15:17.000 He says it's like an essential part of being a human animal.

01:15:21.000 You need it to retain water.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, everybody needs it.

01:15:23.000 It's just one of those things where you get sold some wacky bill of goods.

01:15:30.000 Do you ever remember those commercials that they used to have where they had doctors suggesting particular types of cigarettes?

01:15:36.000 Yeah.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, those are crazy.

01:15:39.000 It helps with digestion after your meal.

01:15:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:42.000 Doctors are recommending worse shit today than cigarettes.

01:15:44.000 Well, do you, what was the movie?

01:15:45.000 Oh, Jay Edgar.

01:15:47.000 The Jay Edgar who movie.

01:15:48.000 I thought that was good.

01:15:49.000 It was good.

01:15:50.000 The Leonardo DiCaprio movie.

01:15:52.000 And in it, she says that the doctor prescribed him cigarettes for his health.

01:15:58.000 Like, to make him more robust.

01:16:00.000 Prescribed cigarettes.

01:16:00.000 Literally.

01:16:01.000 It was on Mad Man.

01:16:02.000 And there was actually a movie that came out a few years ago.

01:16:04.000 And it was kind of post-apocalyptic.

01:16:07.000 And the people who lived there, they would have to smoke cigarettes because it had medication in it.

01:16:11.000 And protect them from the singing air.

01:16:14.000 I was like, weeds are the most like.

01:16:15.000 I think I've seen that movie.

01:16:17.000 That means they're just giving them weeds.

01:16:18.000 Salem Winston must have paid a lot for it.

01:16:21.000 Speaking of weeds.

01:16:22.000 Cigarettes are keeping us alive.

01:16:23.000 You said stuff about Prometheus, like you didn't really like it because it kind of sucked.

01:16:27.000 I enjoy it as background.

01:16:28.000 I put it on when I write sometimes visually amazing.

01:16:30.000 Did you get the link that I tweeted to you about that?

01:16:32.000 What about it?

01:16:34.000 They created a fake corporate website for Wayland, which is the company that backs their mission in Prometheus.

01:16:40.000 And on the website, there's all kinds of shit.

01:16:42.000 Like there's a fake TED talk given in the year 2023.

01:16:45.000 Where he's talking about how now we can create Android so we have the same power as God.

01:16:45.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:49.000 Holy shit.

01:16:50.000 And they did such a good job with the website that you look at it and you're totally like, this could be Google in the next 20 years.

01:16:56.000 Or whatever big company happens to be around.

01:16:58.000 I think I watched Prometheus and that's one of the things I thought when there's like from the year 2092 or whatever, 22, what was it?

01:17:07.000 What was the year?

01:17:08.000 Prometheus.

01:17:08.000 Oh, SBM.

01:17:09.000 Yeah, it was like 2073 or something.

01:17:11.000 Yeah, it was like 90 years from now or something like that.

01:17:13.000 Whatever the fuck it was.

01:17:14.000 This is spoilers.

01:17:15.000 No, no, no.

01:17:16.000 No, no, no.

01:17:17.000 And when I was looking, I was like, you know what?

01:17:19.000 That is really underestimating how fucking nutty things are going to be.

01:17:22.000 Because that doesn't even look hardly nutty.

01:17:24.000 The only thing that's nutty about that is they can go further into space, they go to sleep for a little while, and they got holograms.

01:17:29.000 That ain't shit.

01:17:30.000 I think that's really underestimating this sort of interconnectivity that people are going to enjoy just in the next decade.

01:17:36.000 I think it's going to be way crazier than Prometheus.

01:17:38.000 I'm looking forward to a psychic version of Gmail.

01:17:40.000 It's going to be like, look, you're going to be connected to people in some other weird way.

01:17:45.000 It's just the same way you are through your phone in a wireless way.

01:17:48.000 Someone's going to figure out how to make that something that speaks directly to your synapses.

01:17:53.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:17:54.000 There's going to be something like that.

01:17:56.000 There's going to be something that allows you either in a clinical setting, it will probably be that way first, and then it's just going to integrate into your life.

01:18:03.000 You know, they're going to figure out a way.

01:18:05.000 It's going to be like a goddamn electric toothbrush.

01:18:07.000 Everyone's going to have one.

01:18:09.000 I was kind of disappointed.

01:18:10.000 I don't know what you were saying about Prometheus earlier, but I'm really into that theory too, that aliens created us.

01:18:15.000 And so I was kind of like, fuck yeah, they have like a movie about this.

01:18:18.000 And I was like, oh man, it kind of just wasn't as good as I thought it would be.

01:18:23.000 Shit version of the idea of the Zachariah Sitchin idea.

01:18:26.000 Yeah, the Ancient Aliens Theory Debunked, or Ancient Aliens Show Debunked, is a fucking amazing YouTube clip where a guy created this.

01:18:36.000 His name's, well, I don't want to say his name because he doesn't want his name said.

01:18:39.000 But he's going to come on the podcast.

01:18:41.000 I think he's out.

01:18:43.000 I don't know.

01:18:44.000 Anyway.

01:18:44.000 Let's call him Chris.

01:18:45.000 So he debunked Asian aliens? 0.55

01:18:46.000 He debunked the whole...

01:18:49.000 What am I saying?

01:18:50.000 Chris White.

01:18:52.000 Anyway, very nice guy.

01:18:53.000 We've been going back and forth on Twitter, and this guy was a believer at one point in time, and then just started looking into all the different things that they had claimed on the show.

01:19:01.000 And, you know, that show is goofy as fuck, but it's fun.

01:19:04.000 This dude wrecked it.

01:19:06.000 Oh, man.

01:19:07.000 He crushed it.

01:19:07.000 It means nothing now.

01:19:09.000 It means nothing.

01:19:10.000 I mean, there's still a lot of mystery into the construction methods used for building the pyramids and moving obelisks and stuff like that.

01:19:17.000 But he basically crushed them on all of their major points.

01:19:21.000 I heard the dude now just combs his hair to the side.

01:19:23.000 So Glossy.

01:19:25.000 He looks like me.

01:19:25.000 He shaved his head.

01:19:26.000 He's like, fuck this.

01:19:27.000 The problem with ancient alien, I think it started off really good because you're like, all right, the pyramids, maybe.

01:19:32.000 This other shit in South America, maybe.

01:19:34.000 And then you run out of things to point the finger at.

01:19:37.000 Was George Washington really influenced by an alien visitation?

01:19:40.000 And it's like, you're just picking random things out of history at this point and trying to superimpose it.

01:19:45.000 They were doing samurais.

01:19:46.000 Yeah, that's when you think you've gone too far.

01:19:49.000 Samurais.

01:19:50.000 Who could have come up with the technology to make this sword?

01:19:55.000 Could it possibly have been aliens?

01:19:57.000 Joe, have you seen Samsara yet?

01:19:59.000 No.

01:20:00.000 Oh man, you really fucking shouldn't.

01:20:01.000 Is it?

01:20:02.000 Have you seen Baraka or Konyo Giscotzi?

01:20:04.000 That trilogy of...

01:20:07.000 Holy shit.

01:20:08.000 It's just a fucking, it's just all images and really amazing images from all around the world.

01:20:14.000 What?

01:20:15.000 What are the films called?

01:20:17.000 Baraka and Samsara.

01:20:18.000 I feel like I'm in a cult because I'm telling everyone to watch it.

01:20:21.000 Tell me what it is.

01:20:22.000 So I forget who directed it.

01:20:24.000 I want to say Philip Glass did the music, but it's just all the world's wonders, and it's just so intense.

01:20:30.000 It takes you into the soul of people, and then it moves to another image.

01:20:33.000 And then it moves to another image.

01:20:35.000 There's a bunch of people climbing a mountain and they have a body.

01:20:38.000 Yeah.

01:20:38.000 Okay, I've seen that.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:40.000 It's incredible.

01:20:41.000 Anyway, what's incredible?

01:20:42.000 What's wrong about it?

01:20:43.000 I feel like I'm tripping on mushrooms when I watch it because it's just so intense.

01:20:48.000 It's just different cultures all around the world and the juxtaposition between modern day society and ancient cultures and how they're living in the same time.

01:20:56.000 It's just incredible.

01:20:58.000 I bet that's going to be like the first technology when it comes to really tapping into another person's life.

01:21:03.000 They're going to create a reel for us.

01:21:06.000 And everyone's going to get the same reel and you'll be able to put it on because it takes a long time to record and it's very difficult to process.

01:21:11.000 So it's going to be like that game Dragon's Lair.

01:21:14.000 Do you remember the game Dragon's Lair?

01:21:15.000 No.

01:21:16.000 It was the first video game.

01:21:17.000 And the Dragon's Lair video game wasn't really a video game.

01:21:20.000 Like you would be shown an animated thing and then you'd have to move the lever one way or another way to get away or to get fucked.

01:21:27.000 Like one or another happened.

01:21:29.000 Either you moved it the right way and then they would show you a new screen.

01:21:33.000 Congratulations and you move on to the next round.

01:21:35.000 Or it would show you you getting hit in the head by a giant boulder and dying.

01:21:38.000 It was the stupidest video game ever.

01:21:40.000 But it was like really clumsy because they couldn't quite get it yet.

01:21:43.000 Now they have full motion 3D graphics that are absolutely insane and you play it.

01:21:47.000 It's full immersion.

01:21:48.000 I think that's what it's going to be like the first time you get a chance to peek into somebody else's brain.

01:21:54.000 They're just going to take a whole just segment of people from all over the world and make it into the one dope ass mixtape.

01:22:00.000 And you'll put it on and get to live changing lives and then it's going to move from there to the point where we're eventually all going to have the ability to transmit and receive.

01:22:11.000 Just get off of it.

01:22:12.000 It's going to be really cool.

01:22:14.000 They can record dreams now, like actually visually interpret them.

01:22:18.000 Yeah.

01:22:19.000 Well they've been able to get blurry images from dreams.

01:22:22.000 They've also been able to get blurry images from memory and they think that they might be able to figure out whether or not people are guilty or not, whether some certain images exist in their memory.

01:22:34.000 Wow.

01:22:35.000 If they can grab images.

01:22:38.000 If they can grab images, that means they can probably put in images through a similar process and just memory.

01:22:44.000 I bet your imagination can put those images in there as well.

01:22:46.000 And then it becomes the question of whether or not the, I mean, how much power does the imagination have over reality?

01:22:52.000 Because a lot of people think that, you know, well, imagination is just what's not real, and reality is what is real.

01:22:58.000 Okay?

01:22:58.000 You don't want to be too imaginative, Jimmy.

01:23:01.000 But the reality is that everything that is real is created because of the imagination.

01:23:06.000 The imagination is the reason why we have tables.

01:23:08.000 It's the reason why someone invented a rocket.

01:23:10.000 It's the reason why a computer exists.

01:23:11.000 Someone had to think it, and then it manifested itself in the real life.

01:23:14.000 Well, then the imagination becomes a very different thing.

01:23:17.000 Because then it becomes something that you know through a human and through the human touching things and moving things, manipulating with this idea.

01:23:24.000 It can change physical reality.

01:23:26.000 So it's not just an innocuous little thing floating in space.

01:23:30.000 The imagination, when you sit down and come up with things and create things and actually physically make them, it made those fucking things.

01:23:36.000 It did it through you.

01:23:38.000 Then the question becomes, can it do that to everything else as well?

01:23:41.000 And is it just, do we look at the imagination as like, well, we can control this because I'm a creative person and, you know, I drink a lot of coffee and then I sit down and I do my work.

01:23:50.000 Is that the case?

01:23:51.000 Or is the imagination like a force that moves everything in the universe?

01:23:56.000 We're just doing our little itty-bitty bitty part of it.

01:23:59.000 Well, yeah, I think the placebo effect is a prime example of something that no one talks about, but it's a fucking miracle.

01:24:04.000 You're like, your mind did this.

01:24:06.000 Like, how come?

01:24:07.000 That's amazing.

01:24:08.000 Why don't we focus more on the fact that the placebo effect is incredible?

01:24:10.000 Your mind might be able to...

01:24:14.000 Yeah, it's like.

01:24:15.000 Reality might not necessarily be something you knock on.

01:24:19.000 It might be the tune of the way you look at the world and your perceptions and your expectations can literally change what happens.

01:24:27.000 That's a hard...

01:24:33.000 There's like some weird shit that goes on there.

01:24:35.000 But then there's also the thought, like, if this is a continuous cycle, that's what so many Eastern religions believe, that you will come back, and a lot of them believe you will come back until you get it right.

01:24:46.000 And you'll keep living the same life over and over again until you do it with zero mistakes.

01:24:50.000 And you do it as an enlightened being from the time you're a baby to the time you leave.

01:24:54.000 And then you move on to the next stage of existence.

01:24:56.000 So we're in this constant endless cycle.

01:25:00.000 If there was a way to know that you were going to die and come back as a baby, but you had to take a chance, that you were going to be a baby in a good house, how terrifying would that fucking trip be?

01:25:11.000 You would never want to die.

01:25:13.000 You would never want to die, because what if you came up with some fucking asshole parents?

01:25:19.000 What if you came up in some abusive environment?

01:25:20.000 What if you were born in Ethiopia?

01:25:22.000 What if you were born in some shit part of the world where you can't get out?

01:25:25.000 You're fucked.

01:25:27.000 If we had people that really believed that the only way to ensure your karma, the only way to ensure your safe passage as a child to adulthood is to go through this life being as loving and as careful and as considerate as possible and spreading as much positive energy as possible.

01:25:47.000 If we really could get people to think that, that would change reality because every baby would grow up in an environment where people did grow up in an environment where people loved them because they didn't want to be stuck in some fucking shithole in the middle of Pakistan in a hut somewhere where drones are shooting missiles over their heads. 0.99

01:26:09.000 I was thinking Glendale.

01:26:10.000 Jeez.

01:26:12.000 I was thinking where the bombs hit, man.

01:26:14.000 Where the drones, son.

01:26:16.000 If we get people to believe that.

01:26:18.000 Yeah, and get people to think about that.

01:26:20.000 That might be real.

01:26:22.000 I mean, it really, I mean, I don't know.

01:26:24.000 I don't understand the idea of reincarnation.

01:26:27.000 But if it does exist, people are going to be terrified.

01:26:29.000 If they could prove that exists, just that alone would freak people the fuck out.

01:26:32.000 The fact that you're just going to keep coming back as a person in a new life every time.

01:26:37.000 If you believe in the Dalai Lama and what he represents, they claim that he has the option of just opting out next time.

01:26:44.000 You opt out of the body scanner at the TSA.

01:26:46.000 He can just be like, I'm done.

01:26:47.000 Like, I'm not going to do this.

01:26:48.000 He doesn't want to be the Dalai Lama anymore.

01:26:50.000 But he has that choice.

01:26:52.000 Apparently, after he dies, he can tell whoever's in charge of you coming back in a body.

01:26:56.000 He can be like, I'm done with this.

01:26:57.000 No more earth.

01:26:58.000 And he has that option.

01:26:59.000 You know, he seems like a wonderful guy, but he's stuck in an ideology.

01:27:03.000 He's dressed like an idiot.

01:27:04.000 He's being silly as fuck.

01:27:06.000 The whole thing is silly.

01:27:07.000 It's completely silly.

01:27:09.000 This clothes thing where you have to wear certain clothes to be, I mean, you have to be completely expressionless in the way you keep your body warm.

01:27:17.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:27:17.000 That's nonsense.

01:27:18.000 If there's a real God, he doesn't care if you wear pants.

01:27:20.000 He doesn't care if you have a fucking ACDC t-shirt on.

01:27:24.000 You should wear whatever the fuck you want.

01:27:25.000 That's craziness.

01:27:26.000 The whole idea that you can't have sex with anybody.

01:27:28.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:27:29.000 You know, the idea that it takes over and obsesses your life.

01:27:32.000 No, it doesn't if you get your shit together, stupid.

01:27:34.000 Like the idea that you can't have sex because it ruins your life.

01:27:37.000 It doesn't always ruin your life, dummy.

01:27:39.000 Sometimes it enhances your life.

01:27:40.000 You're not living 100% full life.

01:27:42.000 So this idea that you're enlightened yet not living, stop it.

01:27:44.000 That's nonsense.

01:27:45.000 You need to go out and you need to get drunk every now and then.

01:27:47.000 You need to have a shot of whiskey.

01:27:49.000 You need to go to Vegas and see what a real strip club looks like. 1.00

01:27:52.000 Maybe that's a bit Romney needs, just a hard weekend in Vegas.

01:27:56.000 He needs to go back to Mexico. 0.97

01:27:58.000 Go back to Mexico and fucking camp out with the cult and load rifles as they look around for kidnappers. 0.84

01:28:04.000 That's what they do.

01:28:05.000 They need to knock up a black girl. 1.00

01:28:08.000 I think you just nailed it.

01:28:10.000 A black girl really likes mushrooms. 1.00

01:28:13.000 The lack of psychedelic experience is a real problem for people that are in office.

01:28:17.000 I say that and it sounds completely ridiculous.

01:28:19.000 But I really think you need something as a human being.

01:28:22.000 You need something every now and then to jolt you out of your walls of perception, of relief.

01:28:27.000 You get stuck.

01:28:28.000 You get stuck thinking that this makes sense.

01:28:30.000 You get stuck on a momentous journey where the momentum keeps pushing you along the same path and there's no room to adjust.

01:28:37.000 And especially if you're part of a corporation, something big.

01:28:40.000 Every corporation should have a fucking retreat every six months where they all go to the desert together and they all trip their fucking balls off and then they rethink their life.

01:28:48.000 And then they get together and they have a meeting on Monday.

01:28:50.000 And I go, what do you think?

01:28:50.000 Well, the fucking lizard guy with the tail and the wings, he told me I'm fucking up.

01:28:55.000 And they showed me the future and it's not good.

01:28:57.000 Listen, we've got to get these suicide seeds out of these people's hands.

01:29:02.000 Well, yeah, we can't be making money off them.

01:29:04.000 This is fucked.

01:29:06.000 They would realize the error of their ways.

01:29:08.000 But instead, they have a whiskey and an ambient and they go to sleep.

01:29:11.000 And the drugs that we have available now, whether it's OxyContin, which is readily available to anybody that stubs their toe, all these different drugs that are available, they're available and they have a numbing quality to them.

01:29:23.000 They have a quality that allows you to not look at the big picture, but just play your role and put your nose down and grin and bear it.

01:29:31.000 Do you know how many fucking people are on antidepressants during the day and sleeping pills at night?

01:29:36.000 This is a staggering number.

01:29:38.000 That's a recipe for insanity.

01:29:40.000 Like some of those sleeping pills, you walk around and don't remember where you were.

01:29:43.000 Oh yeah.

01:29:44.000 That happens a lot.

01:29:45.000 I used to work at a physician's office and he handled mostly like injuries and every single patient that came in there with like a work injury, they would get an antidepressant because they weren't working.

01:29:53.000 So obviously they're depressed.

01:29:55.000 They would get a painkiller.

01:29:56.000 They would get like Maloxicam or something, but it was like a sedative and an anti-anxiety pill.

01:30:02.000 And it was like five or six pills that almost every single patient would walk out with.

01:30:06.000 Mass diagnosing everyone that comes in there with anxiety and depression.

01:30:10.000 I had no idea it was such an issue until I had a few friends that got prescribed them and I saw like changes in their personality.

01:30:18.000 I saw weirdness.

01:30:19.000 I saw people that acted irrationally.

01:30:21.000 And then especially when I was on news radio, Phil Hartman's wife was on Zoloft when she killed him.

01:30:27.000 She was on Zoloft and cocaine. 0.97

01:30:29.000 And apparently that is a psychotic combination.

01:30:32.000 Like literally makes you psychotic.

01:30:34.000 And to the point where the family got a settlement from Zoloft.

01:30:37.000 Family got a settlement because of that.

01:30:39.000 And it's been shown to have, you know, horrific effects.

01:30:42.000 So I started looking into it, and then I found the numbers, the numbers of people that are on antidepressants.

01:30:47.000 And they're fucking staggering.

01:30:49.000 It's staggering.

01:30:50.000 And as far as long-term studies to see what kind of an effect that shit has on you in 20, 30 years, have there been any?

01:30:58.000 I mean, do they know?

01:30:59.000 How about people that don't need them?

01:31:00.000 Those people are part of an ongoing experiment.

01:31:02.000 I don't think that's it.

01:31:03.000 You are the data.

01:31:04.000 If you're on those pills, you're the data that people 20 years from now will be looking at.

01:31:07.000 Well, it's amazing.

01:31:08.000 Every time there's a famous person that dies from pills, they're just like, oh, they don't really talk about it.

01:31:13.000 When before it was like, yeah, they died of a speedball.

01:31:15.000 It's like, now this is legal heroin, legal cocaine, legal speed.

01:31:18.000 Way crazier.

01:31:19.000 I mean, fucking all the fentanyl patches and shit.

01:31:22.000 I mean, they're just like giving these things out.

01:31:24.000 I called my doctor once to consult about birth control, and within five minutes, she was trying to give me an antidepressant.

01:31:30.000 Wow.

01:31:31.000 Yeah.

01:31:31.000 Really?

01:31:31.000 Because you wanted to get pregnant or you didn't want to get pregnant?

01:31:33.000 No, no, no, no.

01:31:34.000 I just was calling just to consult about like different kinds of birth control and she was just like, well, are you feeling moody?

01:31:39.000 And she was like, let's talk about your like moodiness. 0.60

01:31:40.000 And I was like, she was like, I was like, is this legal for you to try to push meds on me?

01:31:45.000 It's like a brain.

01:31:46.000 It seems like if you were a person who wasn't strong-minded, you would go it just because your doctor recommends it.

01:31:53.000 Holy shit.

01:31:54.000 America is one of only two countries in the world that allow direct-to-consumer advertising with pharmaceutical pills.

01:31:59.000 Us and New Zealand.

01:32:00.000 Random, right?

01:32:01.000 My dad's a doctor, and he hates the ask your doctor about because you're misleading people.

01:32:01.000 Jesus.

01:32:07.000 If you think you have a symptom and you're like, oh, I got to ask my doctor about this to get it fixed, there are a hundred other diseases that could be causing that symptom.

01:32:14.000 And that's why you go to a fucking doctor in the first place so you can be diagnosed properly.

01:32:18.000 But instead, what happens is you go, this must be what I have, because the TV ad is so convincing.

01:32:22.000 You look it up on WebMD, it confirms your expectations.

01:32:25.000 Yeah, this is what I have.

01:32:26.000 You go to your doctor and you're like, here, I've done the research for you.

01:32:30.000 And then you're putting your doctor in an awkward situation where if he doesn't do what you want him to do, you suddenly think he's not giving you the right care.

01:32:38.000 But you really have to rely on an expert.

01:32:39.000 It'd be like, you don't see that for cars.

01:32:41.000 You don't see advertisements for like, you know, you don't just walk into a car dealership and say, here's what's wrong with my car.

01:32:46.000 I need to do this, this, and this.

01:32:48.000 You tell them to check it out.

01:32:49.000 It's kind of interesting you can't sell cigarettes anymore.

01:32:51.000 That's the one thing you can't sell in ads anymore.

01:32:54.000 You can't have cigarette commercials.

01:32:56.000 Remember that new one we saw with the electronic cigarette?

01:32:58.000 That was so sexy.

01:32:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:00.000 Let me try to find who was it.

01:33:01.000 Who is the dude?

01:33:02.000 The dude is Stephen Bauer.

01:33:04.000 No, no, no.

01:33:05.000 Yeah.

01:33:05.000 Stephen Dorf.

01:33:06.000 Oh, my God.

01:33:06.000 Stephen Dorf is on the nicotine.

01:33:08.000 Please pull that commercial up. 1.00

01:33:09.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:33:09.000 Stephen Nicotine.

01:33:11.000 Yes, they do.

01:33:12.000 Not the nicotine, though.

01:33:13.000 Nicotine actually has some positive effects on the body.

01:33:16.000 Nicotine actually is beneficial.

01:33:18.000 It can help people with heart issues.

01:33:20.000 It helps people be more creative.

01:33:23.000 Like, nicotine itself, as a drug, as a compound, an isolated compound, is not bad.

01:33:27.000 What's bad is when you smoke it and you smoke it in a cigarette form with 590 other fucking chemicals that are all poured in there by your own, you know, approved by your own loving government just to make those cigarettes more addictive.

01:33:38.000 That's when shit gets really bad.

01:33:39.000 And to make them burn a little bit better.

01:33:41.000 Yeah.

01:33:42.000 But yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:43.000 But let's be honest, this is kind of disturbing to watch, though, because it is still nicotine, and people can still get addicted to nicotine, you know?

01:33:49.000 Yeah, they can.

01:33:50.000 You're right.

01:33:51.000 Yeah, let's watch this.

01:33:52.000 This is beautiful.

01:33:52.000 I'm Stephen Dorff.

01:33:53.000 I've been a smoker for 20 years.

01:33:55.000 And I just found the smarter alternative.

01:33:58.000 Blue E-Cigs.

01:34:00.000 Blue lets me enjoy smoking without expecting the people who love me.

01:34:03.000 Look how sexy he is.

01:34:05.000 He's a rebel.

01:34:06.000 He's got a James Dean jacket on him.

01:34:09.000 He's at the beach.

01:34:10.000 He's so cool.

01:34:11.000 He's got a beach house.

01:34:13.000 Look, we're all adults here.

01:34:14.000 Stand on the table.

01:34:17.000 Hello, Ring.

01:34:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:19.000 It looks cool.

01:34:20.000 I just want to go to parties with him.

01:34:22.000 Well, if Stephen Dorp does it.

01:34:23.000 I just want to party with him.

01:34:25.000 Let's go get one ready.

01:34:27.000 Yeah, that's the kind of, if you met a guy and he pulled out a cigarette and started telling you how awesome it was like that, you would run like the house was on fire.

01:34:35.000 You would just run away from him.

01:34:37.000 Who fucking designed that commercial? 0.98

01:34:40.000 If he looked you in the eyes commercial.

01:34:42.000 If he looked you in the eyes and blew smoke like that.

01:34:43.000 Yeah, and you're being all actory.

01:34:46.000 Fuck you, dummy. 0.94

01:34:47.000 You got to choose.

01:34:47.000 Either you're selling shit or you're going to be an actor.

01:34:49.000 You can't be all actor-y.

01:34:52.000 What is that?

01:34:52.000 What was that?

01:34:53.000 An emotional moment for you?

01:34:55.000 Considering your next project?

01:34:56.000 I want to kick that guy in the balls when I see that commercial.

01:34:59.000 That's insulting.

01:35:00.000 Fucking insulting commercial, you fool.

01:35:03.000 That's disturbing.

01:35:05.000 But I'm not hating on Stephen Dorff.

01:35:07.000 I mean, if he got paid, go for it, dude.

01:35:08.000 Whatever.

01:35:09.000 I just think you could have done a better job.

01:35:10.000 I think he kind of phoned it in.

01:35:13.000 I liked you in Blade, though, dude.

01:35:16.000 You're pretty sweet in Blade.

01:35:19.000 I'm not saying you're a bad actor.

01:35:20.000 I'm saying that shit's preposterous, son.

01:35:22.000 And take it from me, I've done preposterous shit.

01:35:25.000 You got to know when you did it.

01:35:26.000 You just did some preposterous shit.

01:35:28.000 Black and white walking by the beach with your fucking James Dean jacket on.

01:35:33.000 Sucking on a blue robot dick.

01:35:35.000 I don't know what that dick. 0.99

01:35:37.000 That's a blue robot dick.

01:35:39.000 You really need to suck on that blue robot dick? 1.00

01:35:40.000 I'm loving it.

01:35:41.000 Come on, man.

01:35:42.000 Why don't you just get some nicorette gum, you fucking freak? 1.00

01:35:45.000 Yeah, look at my.

01:35:46.000 Yeah, look, he's fucking serious.

01:35:48.000 He's serious.

01:35:49.000 He's going to say something cool right before he shows you that.

01:35:51.000 It's blue.

01:35:53.000 Yeah, this is like a scene in a movie that's making fun of the future.

01:35:56.000 That's what it is.

01:35:57.000 This is like a Johnny Drama thing.

01:35:59.000 This is like Johnny Drama got a commercial.

01:36:00.000 If he's acting in it.

01:36:02.000 If you were watching one of those Arnold Schwarzenegger movies or like The Terminator or something like that, if they were making fun of the future, showing you a video of what the future would be like, this would be real.

01:36:12.000 They'd have robot fucking cigarettes.

01:36:14.000 Demolition, man.

01:36:15.000 And this silly bitch is smoking them. 1.00

01:36:17.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:36:18.000 His little wrinkly forehead.

01:36:19.000 Let me recover some of that.

01:36:20.000 He's fucking serious, bro.

01:36:21.000 Well, you know what?

01:36:22.000 I'm out on the beach, do a lot of surfing.

01:36:24.000 Sometimes I just move sand.

01:36:27.000 Dig holes.

01:36:28.000 I make my own rivers.

01:36:28.000 I make trenches.

01:36:30.000 I go on the moat.

01:36:31.000 You know, I make like these castles, and I love the fact they're not going to be there.

01:36:34.000 In an hour, they're gone, but they're there now.

01:36:37.000 I live for now.

01:36:38.000 I'm going to live for now with my blue cigarettes.

01:36:42.000 I was just thinking, you know how you were saying that people are just generally unhappy because they're overworked.

01:36:47.000 They're not fucking following their true will, all this shit.

01:36:49.000 I was just thinking the other day watching the soup because it highlights the most ridiculous reality shows that you can't even believe are fucking on TV.

01:36:56.000 But just like the My Strange Addiction, like people who eat scotch tape and shit.

01:37:00.000 You're like, I'm sure people in the third world are just like, they saw this.

01:37:02.000 They're like, what the fuck?

01:37:04.000 It's just only like first world problems.

01:37:06.000 Like, can you imagine anyone else having that problem of like, I can't stop eating couch upholstery?

01:37:12.000 I have a problem.

01:37:13.000 How about a video of the first world problems hashtag on Twitter that people use?

01:37:18.000 Yes, yes.

01:37:18.000 They took some of those tweets that were popular and they superimposed them.

01:37:22.000 Or they didn't superimpose them.

01:37:23.000 They had kids and like really poor people in Haiti narrate this shit. 1.00

01:37:26.000 It's a video you can look up.

01:37:28.000 It's like Haiti First World Problems. 0.99

01:37:29.000 And it's like, I hate how my two-door garage takes like 10 seconds to open.

01:37:34.000 And meanwhile, there are like starving animals in the background and stuff.

01:37:36.000 And it's like, it starts to hit home.

01:37:38.000 Like, You're kind of an asshole if you spend all day tweeting about stuff like that.

01:37:40.000 Yeah.

01:37:40.000 Like it's okay to acknowledge that you're privileged and you have a lot of shit that most people on earth don't have.

01:37:45.000 But at a certain point, maybe you give $20 to your favorite charity instead of tweeting that all afternoon.

01:37:50.000 Yeah, you silly bitch. 1.00

01:37:51.000 Hey, Brian, how funny was that video that you pulled up yesterday, the Saturn Live video?

01:37:55.000 You want to pull it up?

01:37:56.000 Should we pull it up?

01:37:57.000 What is it?

01:37:57.000 It's so funny.

01:37:59.000 I haven't watched Saturn Live in a long time because Saturn Live went through this.

01:38:02.000 It sucks now.

01:38:03.000 It went through a spell where it was just, I couldn't watch it.

01:38:05.000 Isn't it getting better?

01:38:06.000 I don't know.

01:38:06.000 This is fucking fantastic.

01:38:08.000 This is the first thing that I've seen from them in years.

01:38:11.000 And I only saw it because Brian was watching on the computer.

01:38:13.000 But it's them making fun of people complaining about Apple products.

01:38:17.000 And then the people who answer are the Foxconn employees.

01:38:20.000 Holy shit, is it funny?

01:38:21.000 Dude, you got it?

01:38:22.000 Yeah, it's on NBC.com, unfortunately.

01:38:25.000 So I'm trying to watch the commercial right now.

01:38:28.000 Oh, you have to watch it.

01:38:28.000 30-second one?

01:38:29.000 Yeah.

01:38:30.000 What is it?

01:38:30.000 Oh, it's a 17-second one.

01:38:32.000 They're trying to sell you missiles.

01:38:34.000 NBC makes missiles.

01:38:36.000 And now it's some love thing.

01:38:37.000 Oh, look, it's lovey.

01:38:39.000 They're in love with each other.

01:38:41.000 Buy something.

01:38:42.000 What is love your heart?

01:38:43.000 E-Harmony.

01:38:43.000 Free your heart.

01:38:44.000 E-Harmony.

01:38:44.000 There you go.

01:38:45.000 Selling love.

01:38:46.000 I heard that shit doesn't really work, by the way.

01:38:47.000 E-Harmony?

01:38:48.000 Yeah.

01:38:48.000 Have you tried it?

01:38:49.000 Listen, David.

01:38:50.000 If you can't get laid in an online dating service, it's on you.

01:38:55.000 Those are girls who are DTF. 1.00

01:38:57.000 J Dates pretty easy.

01:38:58.000 This is really funny.

01:39:00.000 Go full screen on this so we can enjoy it in all its glory.

01:39:03.000 My photos, what is that?

01:39:06.000 It is unacceptable.

01:39:06.000 Exactly.

01:39:09.000 Dennis?

01:39:10.000 Well, the bottom line is, it's just too thin and too light.

01:39:14.000 I only asked for a phone that was lighter and thinner, but this is ridiculous.

01:39:18.000 I mean, I feel like I'm holding three pieces of paper stapled together, not a smartphone.

01:39:22.000 Wow.

01:39:23.000 That must be so hard to deal with.

01:39:25.000 It's a real struggle.

01:39:26.000 I mean, whoever built these iPhones, I don't know what they were thinking.

01:39:30.000 Yeah.

01:39:31.000 Let's ask them.

01:39:32.000 Joining us now are three peasant laborers from the factory in China where these iPhones were manufactured. 0.94

01:39:43.000 Say what?

01:39:45.000 Please welcome Ma Xu Quinn, Shu Chao, and Li Hai.

01:39:52.000 Thanks for joining us.

01:39:53.000 Hi.

01:39:54.000 Good to see you.

01:39:55.000 This should be fun.

01:39:58.000 Can I leave?

01:40:00.000 No, you may not.

01:40:01.000 Can we withdraw all our earlier complaints?

01:40:04.000 Absolutely not.

01:40:05.000 This is a trap.

01:40:07.000 So, Mr. Chow, Josh here was just complaining about Apple Map.

01:40:11.000 It wasn't really a complaint.

01:40:13.000 I was sad.

01:40:14.000 Talk about Apple Map.

01:40:14.000 Oh, no.

01:40:16.000 It no work, right?

01:40:17.000 You take it to the wrong place.

01:40:18.000 You want Starbuck to take you to Dunkin' Donut?

01:40:21.000 That must be so hard for you.

01:40:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:27.000 You want Macy to take you to JCPenney? 0.98

01:40:30.000 Oh, how you deal with that?

01:40:33.000 Oh, I guess we just lucky.

01:40:35.000 You know, we don't need map, you know, because we sleep where we were.

01:40:40.000 Yeah, but thank you for pointing out problem.

01:40:43.000 I'm so sorry.

01:40:45.000 And you guys were complaining a lot about the anger.

01:40:45.000 I'm so sorry.

01:40:47.000 Just keep it going.

01:40:48.000 Yeah, that's the whole thing.

01:40:49.000 Yeah, it's good for them.

01:40:50.000 It's hilarious.

01:40:51.000 I waited six hours for this piece of crap.

01:40:55.000 Oh, you're within line for six hours.

01:40:57.000 That's tough.

01:40:58.000 One time, she went in line 21 days for a baby formula.

01:41:03.000 You know, food to feed baby. 0.99

01:41:06.000 So, so, so very similar.

01:41:12.000 We're sorry, okay?

01:41:14.000 It's just the iPhone 4 seems like it works a lot better.

01:41:17.000 You know what?

01:41:18.000 We are being unfair.

01:41:19.000 There are legitimate problems with no iPhone.

01:41:21.000 So go ahead, make a complaint.

01:41:25.000 You sure?

01:41:26.000 Sure, go ahead.

01:41:27.000 We are friends.

01:41:29.000 Okay, well, the casing scratches very easily.

01:41:32.000 Do you like me?

01:41:38.000 We need to play sad Chinese violin from New York subway while you complain. 0.99

01:41:42.000 And true queen here will perform traditional sarcastic dance. 1.00

01:41:54.000 This is fucking funny.

01:41:56.000 All right.

01:41:57.000 That wasn't funny.

01:41:58.000 He goes on for another video.

01:41:58.000 We watched the wrestling.

01:41:59.000 It's NBC.com.

01:42:00.000 It's very funny.

01:42:01.000 And Saturday Night Live was funny again.

01:42:02.000 Congratulations.

01:42:03.000 Yeah.

01:42:04.000 But yeah, there.

01:42:04.000 They did it.

01:42:05.000 Don't be complaining, bitch. 1.00

01:42:07.000 You could easily be born in Ethiopia with no feet. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Maybe you will be if you complain.

01:42:11.000 Maybe that's the same thing.

01:42:12.000 And you'll be cycled back, motherfucker.

01:42:15.000 Could you imagine everybody that was in a shit situation just used to mock people in shit situations in the last life?

01:42:22.000 If it was that cut and dry, it was that easy to follow.

01:42:25.000 Where are the Kardashians headed?

01:42:28.000 I feel like they're not real.

01:42:30.000 I feel like they're probably from another planet, and it's some sort of a device they're using to gauge our stupidity.

01:42:39.000 No, it's like a robot.

01:42:40.000 She's like a robot fucked all from space. 1.00

01:42:43.000 That's what I think.

01:42:44.000 Because they've totally overestimated her position, like her physique, rather. 0.95

01:42:49.000 I mean, her ass is just completely out of control. 1.00

01:42:51.000 It's gotten just insane.

01:42:54.000 It is growing.

01:42:54.000 And it's not growing in a natural way because her legs aren't growing with it.

01:42:57.000 Like, if she became like some crazy powerlifter and she just developed these giant muscular thighs and this huge ass, that would make sense. 1.00

01:43:04.000 But no, someone on YouTube described it best.

01:43:06.000 He said it looks like a diaper filled with pudding.

01:43:09.000 That's disgusting.

01:43:10.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like.

01:43:11.000 It looks like she's doing something to it.

01:43:13.000 She's making it bigger.

01:43:14.000 The only episode I ever accidentally saw of that show.

01:43:19.000 Let me see your DVR right now, son.

01:43:21.000 Was the one she had her ass x-rayed to try to prove that there was no implants.

01:43:26.000 Really?

01:43:26.000 So that only leaves a couple of other options.

01:43:28.000 It's a good use of healthcare resources.

01:43:30.000 Right, yeah.

01:43:31.000 Well, how do we know it's a real doctor?

01:43:32.000 By the way, it's acting.

01:43:35.000 I mean, most of the, like, when they walk into a place and everybody goes, oh, hi, nice to see you.

01:43:40.000 There's a fucking camera already there.

01:43:42.000 You hear you inside.

01:43:43.000 They're showing you an over-the-shoulder shot.

01:43:45.000 There's a fucking camera behind you and you're pretending you didn't know she was coming.

01:43:49.000 You stopped that.

01:43:50.000 We had a reality show come into one of the doctor's offices I worked in.

01:43:52.000 And it was like, I think she was like a gymnast or something, and they just came in with cameras.

01:43:56.000 But of course, they were supposed to pretend like, oh, hey, you know, what's wrong with you?

01:44:00.000 It's fucking ridiculous.

01:44:02.000 They don't have real reality shows anymore.

01:44:04.000 What they have is like these low-end producer guys who sort of dictate what's going to happen in these scenes.

01:44:09.000 And then these clumsy fucks act it out. 1.00

01:44:11.000 I watched a whole episode of Jersey Shore the other day in my green room before a show where the situation wanted to leave and nobody else wanted to leave.

01:44:20.000 And that was the fucking fucking show.

01:44:24.000 And I'm not exaggerating at all.

01:44:27.000 He wanted to leave the house, right?

01:44:28.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:44:29.000 They were at a club.

01:44:31.000 And, you know, one guy like, hey, you know, the more he's an asshole, the better it is for me because then I get all the bitches. 1.00

01:44:37.000 And then Snookie was like, I'm not leaving.

01:44:39.000 Fuck you.

01:44:40.000 I'm not leaving.

01:44:41.000 He's like, it's time to go.

01:44:42.000 Like, he wanted to leave.

01:44:43.000 Nobody else wanted to leave.

01:44:44.000 And that was the whole thing was them playing on this.

01:44:47.000 And you've got to know, 99% of that's horseshit.

01:44:51.000 They're not really having this argument.

01:44:52.000 They just decide that this is what it's going to be tonight.

01:44:55.000 Tonight it's going to be the situation tries to get girls, but he's too aggressive.

01:44:58.000 So he wants to leave.

01:44:59.000 And then, you know, they make it drama.

01:45:03.000 They turn it into a script.

01:45:05.000 I love how there's a channel called Real TV, but every single show on it's fake.

01:45:09.000 Like in fake reality shows.

01:45:11.000 Well, you remember how they were doing Mind in the Store, you know, when they were doing the Pauly Shore, the comedy thing?

01:45:16.000 Comedy store thing?

01:45:17.000 Yeah, they had a scenario that they would do every day.

01:45:20.000 That's how they do all of them.

01:45:22.000 They don't trust that it would be interesting enough to just follow your life.

01:45:26.000 Remember when, I think it was Rutgers that paid Snookie like 40G to speak there? 0.75

01:45:30.000 I was like, if I was a student, I'd fucking quit.

01:45:32.000 I'm not paying my tuition to pay Snookie to teach me life lessons about what to fuck to do with the refund.

01:45:38.000 It would be horrible weeks.

01:45:38.000 It would be fascinating, though, if she couldn't leave, if she had to sit there for a certain amount of time and she had to answer questions.

01:45:45.000 Come on, that would be fascinating.

01:45:47.000 Not worth $40 grand, but yes, I would.

01:45:47.000 She can't just be a bad person.

01:45:49.000 No.

01:45:50.000 $40.

01:45:50.000 I would sit through that and watch that.

01:45:52.000 It would be fascinating, though, just to pick her brain.

01:45:56.000 I don't hate her.

01:45:58.000 Who wouldn't do that if they were her? 0.93

01:46:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:01.000 If you were her, she was you.

01:46:03.000 I would fucking do exactly the same thing.

01:46:04.000 That's the thing with shitty people in general.

01:46:06.000 Like, you think, like, all right, if I were given the power to do this, this, and this, would I act any different if I were like a riot cop and I was coming from that background and like A, B, and C were set up as such.

01:46:17.000 Could I be any different?

01:46:18.000 You know?

01:46:19.000 Well, you become, riot cops are a real extreme example, obviously.

01:46:25.000 The most extreme thing.

01:46:26.000 That's the most, you're in the enemy.

01:46:28.000 You know, you just, it becomes you versus them. 0.70

01:46:30.000 There's no way of avoiding that.

01:46:32.000 I mean, you have to be from a different culture.

01:46:34.000 You know, I think there's things have happened in some countries where the people and the police officers don't have the same sort of antagonistic relationship the United States people do.

01:46:45.000 But in the United States, if you're a riot cop and there's a riot, you're the enemy.

01:46:50.000 You know, it's like, you know, that guy's got a club and he's wearing a bulletproof vest and a fucking helmet.

01:46:57.000 It would be real hard for you to not act in self-preservation by staying with the group.

01:47:01.000 We were discussing that level of escalation, how the police are allowed to be one level of hostility above you.

01:47:07.000 They have clear defined levels of hostility.

01:47:09.000 And if you're at one level, they can be one level above you at all times, which I guess is supposed to be a deterrent from picking up a rock.

01:47:16.000 But the problem is at the same time, they have people that are in plain clothes that are police officers doing things like that to antagonize the crowd so they can move to the next level, next escalation.

01:47:27.000 They're called agent provocateurs.

01:47:29.000 There was one of the Occupy photos.

01:47:30.000 It's hilarious.

01:47:31.000 You see these fucking cops, and the cops all have these vibram work-duty boots on, and so do the guys they're handcuffing.

01:47:38.000 They're handcuffing the viral protesters, and they all have the same fucking boots on.

01:47:42.000 It is the most ridiculous thing.

01:47:43.000 And people could say, well, anybody can buy those boots.

01:47:46.000 Yeah, but everybody?

01:47:48.000 All three of those guys?

01:47:50.000 You're watching the puppet show.

01:47:51.000 I mean, you're watching a puppet show now.

01:47:53.000 Now you're watching them act.

01:47:55.000 These guys are acting like they're bad guys now.

01:47:57.000 Like, it's like a show.

01:47:58.000 Like, cops are arresting cops.

01:48:00.000 They're arresting cops, and then it gives them the power to go in and arrest everybody else.

01:48:03.000 Because now we obviously have a violent protest, so we escalate.

01:48:06.000 So instead of it being what it really is, it becomes a show.

01:48:09.000 There's a video of one of them, like, kicking a window in, and it's like a real tight video if you watch it from the media side.

01:48:15.000 But there's actually someone recording it with a phone really far away.

01:48:18.000 And when you look at their angle, you can see not only all the media surrounding him not stopping him, but there's police across the street just standing there, letting him bash the window in.

01:48:28.000 Oh yeah, it's perfect.

01:48:29.000 It feeds into the police line.

01:48:31.000 I mean, they love the black block shit.

01:48:33.000 Like a NATO and G8.

01:48:34.000 There were people running around like someone lit a cop car on fire and the cops didn't do anything about it.

01:48:40.000 It just gives them justification to just do mass arrests and use crowd control methods that are completely unjustified.

01:48:45.000 Yeah, and for people who think that that's horseshit, you just need to watch.

01:48:49.000 There's a documentary.

01:48:50.000 I mean, it's an Alex Jones documentary.

01:48:52.000 Which one?

01:48:53.000 Settle in.

01:48:54.000 But it's 9-11, The Road to Tyranny.

01:48:56.000 And what's in it that's most spectacular is that he details and outlines the introduction of these agent provocateurs into this peaceful settlement, or this peaceful disagreement.

01:49:09.000 So these people are all protesting.

01:49:11.000 There's no rocks thrown, nothing's happening.

01:49:14.000 And then all of a sudden these dudes come in and they're dressed in black and they have military boots on and they start breaking windows and turning cars over and going crazy.

01:49:22.000 And then they all hole up in a fucking building somewhere.

01:49:24.000 I don't even want to get into it in full depth because it's a long and drawn-out thing.

01:49:28.000 But he details it with news accounts.

01:49:31.000 He's showing you the actual footage of what's going on.

01:49:34.000 And it's preposterous.

01:49:35.000 Like you look at it, and then what happens after it?

01:49:37.000 Well, after the police came in and broke up the peaceful protest and turned it into violence, and then they arrest all the fake cops or the fake protesters, then they make a no-protest zone.

01:49:49.000 So you can't even have, it was the World Trade Organization, you couldn't even have people that had a badge on with a red stripe through the WTO.

01:49:56.000 They were stopping them from going to work.

01:49:58.000 These people had book bags with WTO on it, and they're like, this is a no-protest zone.

01:50:03.000 A fucking no-protest zone.

01:50:05.000 Like, you can't go.

01:50:06.000 And this is all, I mean, it's not, there's the narrative aside.

01:50:10.000 This is all documented.

01:50:11.000 It's all very clear.

01:50:12.000 It shows you the cop, the cop, you see the cop tell her to take the fucking pin off of her book bag, and you're like, what?

01:50:20.000 H.R. 347.

01:50:22.000 Well, it's also, you know, I mean, when they get really nutty, it's when they start talking about Timothy McVeigh in Oklahoma City and how many anti-terrorism provisions were passed right after Oklahoma City.

01:50:32.000 All these different things that they could do after that was passed in order, you know, to surveil, to use what used to be illegal surveillance.

01:50:40.000 And that building, you know, that whole thing is crazy, that Timothy McVeigh thing.

01:50:45.000 If you talk to people that are demolitions experts, they say there's no way a truck filled with fertilizer can make an explosion like that.

01:50:50.000 It's not what it does.

01:50:52.000 They said it doesn't have that kind of an impact.

01:50:54.000 I mean, you can kill people with it, no doubt about it.

01:50:56.000 But it's not going to blow the whole fucking building apart like that.

01:50:59.000 That's an insane bomb.

01:51:01.000 And probably not even just one bomb.

01:51:03.000 And it blew everything outward.

01:51:05.000 Like, if you look at the point of impact, the guy parks this truck right in the front of the building and then blows it up, right?

01:51:10.000 That's what we're supposed to believe.

01:51:11.000 Well, the fucking building's blown outward.

01:51:14.000 Like, there's most of the buildings missing.

01:51:16.000 Like, the whole front of the building's gone.

01:51:17.000 And fertilizer in a fucking truck can do that. 1.00

01:51:21.000 Not all that he was supposed to have is his fertilizer.

01:51:22.000 Yeah, but no, because the FBI, they have the news footage of the FBI taking bombs that didn't explode and removing them from the building.

01:51:31.000 They had a bomb squad that removed additional bombs from the building.

01:51:34.000 Because in the moments after September or after Oklahoma City, there was a lot of confusion as to what happened before they put the narrative out there and before they say that this is what happened, this is the guy.

01:51:42.000 And there was a lot of confusion as to what really took place.

01:51:44.000 And while that confusion is being taken place, there's news reports of FBI guys removing bombs from the building.

01:51:49.000 And those were never tied to him in the trial or anything like that?

01:51:51.000 No.

01:51:52.000 And there was also reports of the second guy who was in the car the whole time.

01:51:52.000 No.

01:51:57.000 Just another.

01:51:58.000 And not only that, the agents who were in that building all evacuated the building before the bomb went off.

01:52:04.000 This is pre-internet media, right?

01:52:06.000 Of course.

01:52:08.000 When you put out the official narrative, it fills in the gaps in people's minds.

01:52:11.000 It's like you ask an acquaintance, what do you think of the hot girl wearing the red hat who just passed by?

01:52:17.000 Most people go, oh, yeah, she was hot. 1.00

01:52:18.000 Even if that girl did not exist.

01:52:20.000 You'd fill in the blanks, especially after something traumatic happens, you want somebody out there with the voice of authority to say, this is what happened.

01:52:27.000 Now you know, now it's not a fucking mystery.

01:52:29.000 We can move on with our lives.

01:52:31.000 And you pretty much accept whatever they say.

01:52:33.000 Yeah, no doubt about it.

01:52:34.000 I mean, we live in a shocking world.

01:52:38.000 And if something like Operation Northwoods is possible, at one point in time, they had decided they were going to sacrifice American lives.

01:52:45.000 And then you hear about the Dick Cheney plan to do the very same thing in Iran at the end of the Bush administration, you got to wonder what we don't know about.

01:52:54.000 You hear about General Wesley Clark's coming out in, I think it was 2007 where he said that he was given that paper, a classified memo saying that they wanted to invade seven countries in five years.

01:53:05.000 And it was all laid out.

01:53:06.000 That's the first show, right?

01:53:07.000 Yeah, this is like a week after 9-11 or something.

01:53:10.000 And they're like, here it is.

01:53:13.000 What did it say with the other countries?

01:53:14.000 Because I'm sure.

01:53:15.000 Well, you can pull it up online.

01:53:17.000 You want to pull it up online so we hear Wesley Clark say it?

01:53:19.000 Brian, I want to find that because this is, if you want to last piece of hope.

01:53:24.000 In between that and just agent provocateurs, there's been a lot of agents going in and using entrapment techniques to get people arrested.

01:53:33.000 Well, of course, not only that, they've actually supplied them with things that they could have never had in the first place.

01:53:38.000 Yeah.

01:53:38.000 Some 18-year-old kid who's just like, you know, he can be taught.

01:53:42.000 I mean, he's so vulnerable and can be talked to.

01:53:44.000 Yeah, all the terrorists now are just all FBI facilitation.

01:53:47.000 They could not do what they are saying that they could do without the FBI completely controlling and manufacturing.

01:53:53.000 It's not just providing him with it.

01:53:54.000 It's like talking him into doing it.

01:53:56.000 And by the way, introducing that idea into their head.

01:53:58.000 I mean, right, exactly.

01:53:59.000 When you have a person and that person benefits from getting you to do something that is illegal, and they benefit by getting a caller, they benefit, and you didn't have this plan in effect until you came into contact with them.

01:54:12.000 How could that possibly be legal?

01:54:13.000 Because you're discounting the possibility that they could be influencing.

01:54:17.000 First of all, what kind of a deceptive person are they?

01:54:19.000 That they can pretend, they're so good, they can trick you, and they could pretend that they're on your side.

01:54:24.000 And meanwhile, they're the enemy.

01:54:26.000 I mean, if you're a terrorist and the FBI is in the midst and pretending to be one of you, he's such a good manipulator that he can pretend to be you.

01:54:35.000 I mean, this guy's an excellent bullshitter.

01:54:37.000 And then on top of that, he comes up with a plan.

01:54:41.000 Listen, man, we're going to stick it to the man.

01:54:43.000 And you're like, yeah, what are we going to do?

01:54:44.000 I'm going to get you some C4.

01:54:45.000 We're going to blow this motherfucking army. 0.63

01:54:47.000 You're like, are you sure about that?

01:54:48.000 And you're like, oh, yeah.

01:54:50.000 I got it covered.

01:54:50.000 Let me just do everything.

01:54:52.000 That guy that got arrested in Dallas, that kid was a fucking moron.

01:54:56.000 I mean, he was a dumb kid.

01:54:58.000 And they talked to him into making this attack.

01:55:01.000 They gave him a fake bomb and they let him try to detonate it.

01:55:04.000 They tell him about everything to do.

01:55:06.000 And they filled this kid up with hypnosis.

01:55:08.000 I mean, I'm not discounting the fact that he, you know, anybody that is willing to just detonate this fake bomb should be removed anyway.

01:55:16.000 I mean, they did an awesome service because they got a fucking moron off the street.

01:55:20.000 And if it wasn't the FBI that talked this kid into doing that, it could have been actual terrorists.

01:55:23.000 He is a moron.

01:55:23.000 That's the good thing.

01:55:24.000 He didn't live there.

01:55:26.000 I'm glad I didn't run into him at the supermarket.

01:55:28.000 To some extent, you need people like that who are infiltrating groups.

01:55:31.000 Yes, just to get rid of the super morons.

01:55:33.000 But I think we've seen evidence of it going way too far where they are the problem.

01:55:38.000 how about the one in Florida where they're hiring undercover cops to pretend to be high school students to get weed yeah no that's insane Well, how about the one where there's a 25-year-old woman who convinces a 17-year-old honor roll student to get her weed, and he tries to give it to her as a gift, and she insists that he take money for it, and then he's arrested.

01:56:02.000 She was a third. 0.94

01:56:03.000 Just some horny little no-nuffing kid, and he gets fucking locked away.

01:56:06.000 It's insane.

01:56:07.000 But yet this is all done with tax dollars.

01:56:09.000 We're paying for them to entrap 17-year-olds with boners. 1.00

01:56:13.000 The best story of entrapment that was a hardcore failure was this guy.

01:56:16.000 And they get paid like hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this over the course of six months to a year.

01:56:20.000 I mean, really long-term shit.

01:56:22.000 And so this guy was in a mosque trying to rally up like some terrorist activity, and they actually reported him to the FBI.

01:56:28.000 They're like, some crazy motherfucker is in here trying to talk to you about it. 0.55

01:56:32.000 They're like, we got this one.

01:56:34.000 We'll take care of it.

01:56:36.000 It's so silly.

01:56:37.000 It's so awkward.

01:56:38.000 It's just NYPD surveillance.

01:56:40.000 Oh, my God.

01:56:40.000 Well, the DEA, the fact that they can go, they have the time to go after pot when there's meth.

01:56:44.000 It's like, did you clean up all the meth?

01:56:46.000 You didn't clean up the meth.

01:56:48.000 So why are you having your pot?

01:56:49.000 Because the pot's been the DEA recently.

01:56:52.000 Some kid wrote, like, fuck the DEA on his Facebook page, and now he's being charged with a felony or something.

01:56:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:58.000 Well, apparently he threatened.

01:56:59.000 You just said, you know, said something fucked up.

01:57:02.000 They're just three words.

01:57:03.000 It's not the most eloquent way to argue against an agency's policies, but if that's what puts you in prison, they're worried on the word.

01:57:09.000 Well, agencies are a problem.

01:57:10.000 It's a problem when you boil things down to three letters, when you have power because of those three letters.

01:57:15.000 You say, open up, it's the FBI.

01:57:16.000 You're like, holy shit, the FBI's here.

01:57:18.000 It's not like, you know, knock, knock.

01:57:20.000 Who is it?

01:57:20.000 Well, my name is Mike, and on the machine guns is Peter and Tom, and behind them is Glenn with the battering ram, and Bob's his backup.

01:57:29.000 And, well, we're here because we heard that you have some plants or something.

01:57:34.000 I mean, that doesn't sound right, but open up.

01:57:36.000 It's the DEA.

01:57:37.000 Like, holy shit, the DEA is here.

01:57:39.000 Like, whenever you have people like that in a group and you give them a little name like that, it just puts some mythical fucking, you know, yeah, it's like, it's like, it's a giant power group.

01:57:50.000 It's like the mafia, kind of like that.

01:57:51.000 I mean, what's stealing goods?

01:57:52.000 What's tragic about that is, like you said, the meth is still out there.

01:57:55.000 Like, these agencies have an actual role, and instead they focus on the wrong shit.

01:57:59.000 Like, it would be great to get meth out of people's hands because it destroys lives.

01:58:02.000 It'd be great if you got OxyContin to get it.

01:58:04.000 It'd be great if the FBI focused on the tremendous amount of financial fraud happening right now.

01:58:08.000 Like, half the emails in my fucking spam folder are people directly trying to defraud me out of money in some way.

01:58:14.000 That's just most Nigerians. 0.98

01:58:15.000 Well, I know a lot of that spam folders.

01:58:18.000 So many people fall for that.

01:58:19.000 I don't fall for that shit, but my point is a lot of people out there in America do, especially older people who don't use the internet as much.

01:58:25.000 That should be looked into.

01:58:26.000 The people who directly benefited from the financial crisis, that should be looked into.

01:58:30.000 Instead, they're focused on fucking occupiers and journalists.

01:58:30.000 It's not.

01:58:33.000 Well, the problem is it's compartmentalized, too.

01:58:35.000 It's like how many people do they have that are on the police force in whatever Florida town that was, they're supposed to be gathering up weed.

01:58:44.000 How many people did they have that are supposed to get arrested?

01:58:46.000 It's not like those people can instead be allocated in some sort of a positive way.

01:58:51.000 You'd have to change their job.

01:58:53.000 Because if their job is to go out and bust people for drugs, well, that's their job.

01:58:57.000 And they're going to do it as long as that job exists.

01:58:59.000 And if that job doesn't exist, well, then they're out of work and they've got to find something new to do.

01:59:02.000 So they're going to resist that job being taken away as well.

01:59:05.000 So it gets to be a weird thing of entanglement where we have private prisons, we have cops and police officers' unions that are lobbying to keep certain things illegal.

01:59:17.000 We have a big entanglement.

01:59:19.000 Also, banks are laundering trillions of dollars with drug money.

01:59:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:23.000 What was that, Wachobia? 1.00

01:59:25.000 It's like $400 and something million dollars.

01:59:28.000 Which is so stupid.

01:59:29.000 Make the shit legal.

01:59:30.000 Make everything legal.

01:59:31.000 Stop being silly.

01:59:33.000 Let people make their own fucking choices.

01:59:35.000 And if you want to do meth, you're going to get it anyway.

01:59:38.000 You're going to get meth.

01:59:39.000 And, you know, we should fucking heavily punish any company that wants to sell it to the point where it's not even financially viable.

01:59:46.000 If you're going to, you really sell meth, you're fucking such a piece of shit.

01:59:46.000 Take that money.

01:59:50.000 I mean, it's not like the data's not in.

01:59:51.000 It's not like there's meth advocates out there going, dude, my life was terrible.

01:59:55.000 Until I started smoking meth.

01:59:56.000 And it's like, I just saw it different.

01:59:58.000 I was like, I need to be kinder to people.

02:00:00.000 That doesn't happen.

02:00:01.000 There's no meth advocate.

02:00:02.000 So if you're selling meth, you're a piece of shit as far as society is concerned.

02:00:05.000 And we should tax you heavily.

02:00:06.000 Yeah, maybe you can make a living off of it and maybe feed some Cretans.

02:00:10.000 But people should be responsible for their actions when they're on drugs.

02:00:13.000 That's when they commit crimes.

02:00:14.000 It's not the fact that you're on drugs.

02:00:16.000 If you want to do meth and lock yourself in the basement and just fucking hulk out and smash into walls and shit, I don't know.

02:00:22.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:00:23.000 But if you don't do anything to people, who the fuck is anybody to tell you you can't do that?

02:00:28.000 And how do we have a free society if you can be told what plants you can put in your own body?

02:00:32.000 Not only that, they can shoot you because you have them.

02:00:34.000 There's 17-year-old kids, their chances for getting into college are like ruined forever because they got caught with a joint, you know?

02:00:40.000 They don't need that school.

02:00:41.000 They need the internet.

02:00:42.000 The internet's going to be that.

02:00:43.000 Higher education is a scam.

02:00:44.000 School's going to be awesome to get laid, but that's where eHarmony comes in. 0.90

02:00:47.000 Just need to get on eHarmony and just put together a dope profile.

02:00:52.000 And, you know, really, like, come up with some good quotes.

02:00:55.000 What about Craigslist?

02:00:56.000 Is the verdict out on Craigslist yet?

02:00:58.000 Well, if you want a hooker, that's where she wants to go. 1.00

02:01:00.000 Or a couch.

02:01:01.000 You know, you were saying earlier about the media narrative, like just immediately putting it out into the mainstream to try to solidify some sort of narrative.

02:01:07.000 Well, right after 9-11, my mom was like uber patriotic, you know, the flag phone case, fucking first flag out on the block and shit. 1.00

02:01:14.000 And so my brother and I just discovered this giant box of magazines and newspapers right after 9-11.

02:01:19.000 And you should see it.

02:01:20.000 I mean, Newsweek Time magazine, like two days after 9-11, already explaining exactly, you know, everything laid out.

02:01:27.000 All the hijackers, bin Laden, how the buildings fell down, all the countries were going to invade in the next 10 years. 0.99

02:01:32.000 And you're like, if you had this much information and they had to have been fed it just directly by the government, I'm like, then how come they couldn't prevent it if they already knew all this shit within 24 hours to print this publication?

02:01:42.000 Are you of the mind that the 9-11 events were orchestrated or it's incompetence?

02:01:47.000 I think in part orchestrated for sure.

02:01:49.000 That's undeniable.

02:01:50.000 I mean, just the put options alone shows that, well, that could just say foreknowledge.

02:01:55.000 The put options were all of the, I mean, you bet for stocks to fail on any given day.

02:01:55.000 Explain that.

02:02:00.000 A lot of people bet for certain stocks to fail, but on this particular day, all the airlines that were involved in 9-11 were bet 25 times more that they would fail.

02:02:08.000 So all these rich white people pretty much profited immensely.

02:02:12.000 So someone failed stocks.

02:02:13.000 Someone had to be tipped off.

02:02:15.000 Yeah, and then they didn't pursue it because they said, well, because it wasn't done by Al-Qaeda, then we're not interested in pursuing the money ring.

02:02:23.000 And you're like, but that's much more interesting that it was done by old white men that bet for these stocks to fail.

02:02:27.000 That's much more fascinating to me.

02:02:29.000 Do we know if there's a list somewhere of people who benefited?

02:02:32.000 I don't know.

02:02:33.000 But also, people were warned not to fly.

02:02:34.000 Willie Brown, some other people have admitted that they were told not to fly.

02:02:39.000 So, I mean, there definitely was foreknowledge, but if you're going into 9-11, I mean, some of the hijackers lived with the old mayor, yeah.

02:02:45.000 San Francisco?

02:02:47.000 Two of the hijackers lived at Pensacola Naval Base under the roof of an FBI informant.

02:02:51.000 I mean, that's documented.

02:02:53.000 That's mainstream news.

02:02:54.000 So do you think that they set the whole thing up, and do you think they were real hijackers?

02:03:01.000 I mean, how did they get people to suicide bomb?

02:03:02.000 Did they use a drug?

02:03:03.000 I think that they were Patsies.

02:03:04.000 I don't think that they knew that they were going to die.

02:03:07.000 I don't know.

02:03:07.000 I mean, I don't want to speculate.

02:03:09.000 All I know is what I'm being told is a lie.

02:03:12.000 How much have you looked into the flying aspect?

02:03:16.000 A lot.

02:03:16.000 Because the flying aspect is fascinating when you talk to people that actually fly those jets and talk about how difficult it is to maneuver them correctly, especially the one where it hits the Pentagon.

02:03:25.000 With the lawn unscathed.

02:03:27.000 That's fucking fascinating.

02:03:28.000 That's interesting, right?

02:03:30.000 And there's no pieces of planes anymore.

02:03:31.000 Well, not only that, that area where it hits is the same area where Donald Rumsfeld was on television just a day before talking about this trillion-plus dollars that's missing, some ridiculous amount of money that's missing.

02:03:48.000 And then the accounting office in the Pentagon is what gets hit by this plane.

02:03:54.000 I mean, that's where the plane lands.

02:03:55.000 It's the very offices that were storing all the data that were looking for where the money is missing.

02:04:00.000 They were doing construction in that side of the building, too.

02:04:03.000 At the very least, they knew exactly what was coming, and they helped make it happen at the very fucking least.

02:04:10.000 Which should piss people off just as fucking much.

02:04:12.000 Because think about it, they knew that this terrorist attack was coming, so they tell people in the first World Trade Center or whatever the, you know, after the first ones hit, they knew that it was the terrorist attack that they had been warned about.

02:04:23.000 And then they told people to go fucking back to work in the second World Trade Center.

02:04:26.000 The real thing that piqued my interest when I was hearing a lot of theories about that was the Building 7.

02:04:32.000 Yeah.

02:04:33.000 That was the videos of that or just it looks exactly like if you put it right next to a video of an intentionally imploded building, it just looks exactly the same.

02:04:42.000 Yeah, the Tower 7 is mind fucking a half.

02:04:46.000 Because the real thing about Tower 7 is if it was a controlled demolition, did they build it that way?

02:04:53.000 Did they build it so they could just implode it?

02:04:54.000 And if they didn't, how long did it take to rig that?

02:04:56.000 Because you talk to people that demolish buildings, that shit takes a long time.

02:05:00.000 And if it didn't, if it wasn't a demolition, why would you not sue like crazy?

02:05:06.000 If that was my building and it just fucking fell apart like that, I'd be like, bitch, how did you build this? 0.99

02:05:10.000 Because Larry Silver See, he has a coin mill, dude, off the whole complex.

02:05:15.000 You're all truthers.

02:05:16.000 You guys are truthers.

02:05:17.000 I find it so scary that that's the word that's been pushed out there.

02:05:17.000 Exactly.

02:05:21.000 Now it's being pushed on totally different topics that have nothing to do with 9-11.

02:05:24.000 Like, it's kind of Orwellian that a truther is now a piece of shit.

02:05:27.000 Like, somebody who's interested in pursuing what the truth was about 9-11.

02:05:31.000 Yeah, that's fine.

02:05:32.000 It's like a truther, the worst thing.

02:05:33.000 These unpatriotic truthers. 1.00

02:05:34.000 Isn't that fine?

02:05:35.000 Being a truther.

02:05:36.000 It's almost like straight out of 1984.

02:05:38.000 These fucking unpatriotic truthers. 1.00

02:05:40.000 They want the truth.

02:05:41.000 Well, how about being a liberal?

02:05:42.000 Well, I've been called libertarian, like, it's an insult before.

02:05:42.000 Yeah.

02:05:46.000 Which I'm not even a libertarian.

02:05:47.000 I have some of their views, but it's like, you really, you hate people who want to have more personal freedoms and liberties.

02:05:53.000 That's a bad thing.

02:05:54.000 Why is that a bad thing?

02:05:55.000 It's weird.

02:05:56.000 It's crazy.

02:05:57.000 We're nuts.

02:05:59.000 Oh, you're one of those love people, huh?

02:06:02.000 Those love people who are.

02:06:03.000 Fuck up this world.

02:06:04.000 What are you, a friend?

02:06:05.000 Your friend's going to be my friend?

02:06:06.000 Fuck my friend, fuck face. 0.99

02:06:08.000 I don't want friends.

02:06:08.000 American.

02:06:09.000 Well, also, another interesting thing about the 9-11 thing is that if we...

02:06:22.000 That's admitted by The Guardian.

02:06:23.000 Like, that was set up by the CIA to get him to supposedly confess.

02:06:26.000 So if we had him, why didn't we just arrest him then?

02:06:28.000 That was in 2001.

02:06:29.000 Well, what do you think about this guy who wrote the book?

02:06:31.000 And the Navy SEAL wrote the book on the assassination of Bin Laden.

02:06:35.000 And he's given a totally different version of the events than the official story.

02:06:40.000 How is that guy allowed to make that book?

02:06:42.000 How come they haven't iced him?

02:06:44.000 I don't know if I believe it.

02:06:46.000 I don't think it matters.

02:06:47.000 I think they realize that the public knows that the official story is never exactly correct.

02:06:53.000 But are you allowed to say this?

02:06:55.000 When was the last time a guy was involved in a secret operation wrote a book about it?

02:06:59.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:07:00.000 Yeah.

02:07:01.000 It really doesn't make any sense.

02:07:02.000 It's almost like did they give him the green light?

02:07:04.000 I don't understand.

02:07:06.000 Did they give him the green light?

02:07:07.000 Did they tell him, listen, man, you want to help your country?

02:07:09.000 Did you write a book about the events?

02:07:11.000 Just mix it up a little.

02:07:12.000 Just mix it up a little bit.

02:07:13.000 Mix it up so then it looks like we're not telling the full truth, but we're telling like both of the children.

02:07:17.000 Just pissing the balls.

02:07:18.000 We're thinking of bringing Osama back. 1.00

02:07:21.000 Don't say anything, but in season five, we bring Osama back. 1.00

02:07:24.000 As the swamp thing, it wasn't really Osama.

02:07:26.000 It was this other dude that looks like Osama because he's in love with Osama. 0.89

02:07:30.000 You know, he wants to be Osama, but he's not. 0.90

02:07:32.000 So they shot him in the head, so they don't even know.

02:07:33.000 So they thought they got Osama.

02:07:35.000 They really did think they got him.

02:07:36.000 Him and the situation.

02:07:38.000 We've been holding back on the DNA.

02:07:39.000 We've had the DNA.

02:07:40.000 We've kept it secret because we didn't want to alarm people.

02:07:44.000 And Osama is still out there. 0.94

02:07:47.000 He was on the island.

02:07:48.000 I love the UNGA when Ahmedinijad speaks.

02:07:50.000 Every year, everyone walks out.

02:07:52.000 But he actually says some really sane shit.

02:07:54.000 He's just like, how come you guys just dumped Bin Laden's body in the ocean?

02:07:56.000 Like, how come you didn't just arrest him and put him on trial?

02:07:59.000 And everyone's like walking out.

02:08:01.000 Is he like the real-life version of the dictator?

02:08:03.000 Ahmed Dinojad.

02:08:05.000 He's like, everybody gives the UN speech there, and people are like, no.

02:08:08.000 Yeah, most people that are in the intelligence community said that he was already dead.

02:08:12.000 They said Bin Laden had been dead for years.

02:08:14.000 Benzar Buddha came out, Pakistani prime minister before she was assassinated, said she attended his funeral.

02:08:19.000 Jesus Christ, she said she attended his funeral.

02:08:22.000 And they're like, hmm, this bitch is getting problematic with all her pesky truth. 1.00

02:08:28.000 Predator.

02:08:29.000 Pesky truth.

02:08:30.000 Predator drone.

02:08:31.000 Never see it coming.

02:08:33.000 I wonder if they vote on it like Predator and get a second to third vote.

02:08:36.000 Yeah, Predator.

02:08:37.000 Predator.

02:08:38.000 I don't even think they vote on it.

02:08:39.000 Well, the saddest thing about all this is that no one demands evidence or no one demands facts from the government.

02:08:43.000 So it's just appeal to authority.

02:08:45.000 You're just like, well, let's just trust our government.

02:08:46.000 What they say must be true.

02:08:48.000 It's not no one because there's people like you just now.

02:08:50.000 There's a whole wave of kids that are growing up that are people growing up with real transparency as to far as what's going on.

02:08:59.000 And even if you want to insulate yourself, salute.

02:09:02.000 Give yourselves a pat in the back.

02:09:03.000 Good job.

02:09:04.000 Yeah.

02:09:05.000 They're actually cheering us.

02:09:07.000 It's fucking nice.

02:09:08.000 It wasn't cold.

02:09:09.000 It wasn't so hard when we started.

02:09:10.000 Sorry, Dave Asprey.

02:09:12.000 I didn't have time to make the bullet pet coffee today.

02:09:13.000 I use, I can't believe it's not butter.

02:09:15.000 It's not the same for a nice coffee.

02:09:16.000 No.

02:09:17.000 You just pour it in there, though.

02:09:18.000 We had this guy on yesterday who makes, he's a fucking super cool dude and just an incredibly fascinating guy.

02:09:24.000 And one of the things he was saying was that we have an amazing amount of toxins that we just accept because there's so much corn in our diets.

02:09:32.000 And like some insane number percentage of corn has like certain low-level toxic fungus on it.

02:09:39.000 Is that why I'm pissing off?

02:09:40.000 It's totally edible.

02:09:41.000 Is that why I piss all of it?

02:09:42.000 Probably drink a lot of water.

02:09:43.000 It's actually healthy.

02:09:44.000 But that you should really have only grass-fed beef and only grass-fed beef butter.

02:09:51.000 And that coffee oftentimes comes with fungus on it as well.

02:09:55.000 And there's toxic funguses on a lot of people's coffee.

02:09:58.000 And that's why they feel Like shit after they drink coffee.

02:10:01.000 Thanks for the coffee.

02:10:02.000 Literally, you're getting poisoned.

02:10:03.000 This is all organic.

02:10:03.000 It's not this coffee.

02:10:05.000 We go to a nice place, it's down the street.

02:10:06.000 It's very nice, people.

02:10:08.000 But that he makes this bulletproof coffee.

02:10:11.000 So he takes his butter and MCT oil.

02:10:14.000 MCT oil is you take coconut oil and you stick it in a centrifuge and you take the best part of it, the most nutritious part, and then he puts it and like separates it and makes an oil, puts that in the coffee.

02:10:23.000 Butter that's from only grass-fed cows, because apparently the fats and that are much more healthy for your body.

02:10:31.000 And he mixes it all together in a blender with his coffee.

02:10:38.000 Fucking guy was a trip, man.

02:10:41.000 There's very few people that really freaked me out.

02:10:43.000 This guy freaked me out.

02:10:44.000 Wait, what was the whole point of drinking that?

02:10:46.000 It's sensational for your body.

02:10:48.000 All the fatty acids, all the oils, the healthy oils from the MCT oil and from the grass-fed butter.

02:10:55.000 It's just sensational for brain function.

02:10:57.000 You just feel like you're on fire.

02:10:58.000 It's really great stuff.

02:11:00.000 And it doesn't burn you out as easy because I don't understand.

02:11:03.000 He explained how they interact with each other and how positive it is for your brain.

02:11:10.000 But he had all these crazy things that he did.

02:11:12.000 And one of them was go to this place, that thing with the sound, where you manipulate sound with your mind.

02:11:17.000 You're set up with electrodes and you literally manipulate sounds with thought in your mind.

02:11:23.000 And brainwaves.

02:11:24.000 And you're in an isolated place where it's total blackness and you're doing this. 0.99

02:11:24.000 That sounds cool. 0.99

02:11:28.000 And apparently it's been shown to rewire your brain.

02:11:31.000 And the more control over you have over the sound, it's like powerlifting for your brain.

02:11:36.000 And you come out of it with a permanent boost in your IQ.

02:11:39.000 He boosted his IQ 20 points from this seven-day, everyday, all-day experience.

02:11:45.000 This guy Magneto?

02:11:46.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:11:48.000 Everyone having their own fucking when you walk in there?

02:11:50.000 Well, listen, the guy was smart as fuck.

02:11:52.000 He wasn't fake smart as fuck.

02:11:53.000 So I had to listen to everything he said.

02:11:56.000 And I know that research and science backs almost every single different aspect of the health part of his bulletproof diet that he's talking about.

02:12:05.000 I read all the stuff.

02:12:06.000 I mean, it's all, it seems like, it seems rock solid.

02:12:10.000 So this guy's like this super genius character who's claiming that 20% or rather 20 points of his IQ was boosted by doing this fucking crazy sound experiment in the dark for seven days.

02:12:20.000 He scared the shit out of me.

02:12:21.000 Where did he claim?

02:12:22.000 Where did he do this?

02:12:23.000 BC.

02:12:24.000 That's where he lives.

02:12:25.000 He lives up in BC.

02:12:26.000 Did he set this up or was it like a research project someone was doing?

02:12:29.000 Oh, no.

02:12:30.000 Well, it's, you know, I don't remember entirely, but it's based on the research of some neuroscientist that figured out something about manipulating brain waves with electricity and stimulation.

02:12:43.000 So he puts these little electrodes on his head, and he sends like a low volt to change his state, you know, from alpha to beta or whatever the fuck it is.

02:12:52.000 But he's got like, you know, like different settings on it.

02:12:54.000 And I put it on.

02:12:55.000 It pinched.

02:12:56.000 I said that it felt like a bee was just touching you with the tip of his horn, his little stinger, just not stinging you, but just like, eeee, eee, I could just fuck you up right now, dude.

02:13:08.000 But not quite.

02:13:10.000 And so this guy is obsessed with manipulating his mind and like hacking his body.

02:13:15.000 So he takes in all these incredible amounts of essential nutrients and he's eating like the healthiest grass-fed meat.

02:13:21.000 And he's fucking electrifying his brain.

02:13:23.000 And he's going to this place and manipulating things with sound and getting smarter, like notably, visibly smarter.

02:13:27.000 And I know he's smart as fuck.

02:13:29.000 You can't fake it for two hours.

02:13:30.000 There's a certain amount of talking to someone.

02:13:32.000 You can tell if someone's weird.

02:13:34.000 I've had people on the podcast before that I knew were full of shit within like the first 20 minutes of talking to them.

02:13:38.000 But the first 15 minutes, I might have thought they were pretty cool.

02:13:41.000 And then somewhere along the line, you go, this guy's a little wacky.

02:13:44.000 There's something wrong here.

02:13:47.000 This guy was not like that.

02:13:48.000 This guy was like, just firing off all this fucking information about how to streamline your mind and how to make things work better and what nutrients are essential and what they do and how it literally enhances the way your nerve endings interact.

02:14:03.000 He eats yak.

02:14:04.000 He said yak was delicious.

02:14:06.000 He said it was delicious, but they only eat a certain type of plant and you can't even grow it at low altitudes.

02:14:12.000 So they don't live down here.

02:14:13.000 It's tough to get a yak.

02:14:15.000 You can't just put a yak in your backyard because you grow yak food.

02:14:18.000 It just fucking just dies.

02:14:19.000 What about those idiots who collect exotic pets?

02:14:23.000 We were just talking about it outside.

02:14:25.000 All the idiots who have python fucking chimpanzees and kangaroos and there's like beauty pageants for exotic animals. 1.00

02:14:32.000 But people didn't know what a chimpanzee was until that one ate that lady's face. 1.00

02:14:37.000 People thought the chimpanzees were like BJ and the bear.

02:14:39.000 You know, like your buddy, he goes trucking with you.

02:14:42.000 You know, like there were always sidekicks in movies and shit.

02:14:44.000 Like people didn't see the videos of chimps eating monkeys alive.

02:14:48.000 You know, they've never seen a chimp attack a person. 1.00

02:14:50.000 They didn't know about these chimps in Africa right now that are going, I forget one particular part of Africa where they're actually going actively out of their way to kill humans. 0.99

02:14:58.000 And they've killed, you know, I've got to pull that up because it's.

02:15:01.000 That sounds like terrorism.

02:15:02.000 I think we should go and start a war against them.

02:15:04.000 I think that's exactly what we're doing to them.

02:15:07.000 I love how people are so shocked what it is.

02:15:09.000 I love how people are so shocked.

02:15:10.000 People are like shocked that they're doing it back.

02:15:12.000 Well, they're reacting.

02:15:14.000 It's in a Congo. 0.51

02:15:15.000 I mean, they eat them like crazy in the Congo.

02:15:17.000 It's called bushmeat.

02:15:18.000 The lions in Africa that were intentionally hunting humans and keeping their bones in a cave or something.

02:15:22.000 Oh, yeah, that was the Ghost in the Darkness.

02:15:24.000 That's so bad of it.

02:15:25.000 Back when Val Camera was sexy and slim.

02:15:25.000 It's pretty dick.

02:15:29.000 Before Batman.

02:15:30.000 Yeah.

02:15:31.000 Batman, he just fucking tapped out.

02:15:32.000 It's like...

02:15:36.000 Congo chimps are reportedly killing people with shit.

02:15:39.000 Imagine that thing.

02:15:40.000 And here's the thing is they go right for your fingers first.

02:15:44.000 That's what they like to rip apart first.

02:15:46.000 Because they know you can't fight back when you don't have fingers.

02:15:48.000 So they immediately go after your fingers.

02:15:50.000 They grab your hand and eat your fucking fingers. 0.91

02:15:52.000 And you can't stop them.

02:15:53.000 You can't stop them.

02:15:54.000 They're way stronger than you.

02:15:55.000 They have your hand.

02:15:55.000 They're just going to chew your fucking fingers off.

02:15:57.000 And then they go after your dick. 1.00

02:15:58.000 They go after your dick. 1.00

02:15:59.000 They rip your dick off.

02:16:00.000 They kill you sexually.

02:16:02.000 And then they go after your face.

02:16:03.000 They pull your eyes out.

02:16:04.000 Like, they're smart.

02:16:05.000 They know that.

02:16:05.000 It's pure hate, though.

02:16:06.000 They're not even killing you.

02:16:07.000 They could kill you easy.

02:16:08.000 They could pick up a rock and just start smashing you and you'd be dead.

02:16:11.000 But they're punishing you.

02:16:12.000 They're punishing you.

02:16:13.000 They're punishing you by taking away your humanness, taking away your ability to see things, your sex organs.

02:16:18.000 I mean, it's crazy.

02:16:19.000 They tear your feet apart.

02:16:20.000 They attack people's feet.

02:16:22.000 What the fuck?

02:16:23.000 Yeah.

02:16:24.000 And they're smart.

02:16:25.000 They can spell.

02:16:27.000 They shouldn't be in cages.

02:16:28.000 I mean, there's no way they, and There should be a healthy separation between people and these fucking things in the real world because they do that to each other.

02:16:35.000 They go after other chimps and they fuck them up. 0.99

02:16:37.000 I mean, it's amazing that they're just now starting to gang up on people.

02:16:40.000 But 10 people have been killed.

02:16:42.000 17 people have been severely injured.

02:16:45.000 And they killed one little kid.

02:16:47.000 They don't give a fuck.

02:16:48.000 Why would they not kill a kid?

02:16:49.000 They don't like people.

02:16:50.000 They don't like people.

02:16:51.000 They don't like, say, well, it's only like six.

02:16:53.000 Yeah, he just wants to let them.

02:16:54.000 They think this is an easy kill.

02:16:56.000 Yeah.

02:16:56.000 This is scary shit, man.

02:16:58.000 I was listening to one of your interviews where you were talking to a guy who came back from China.

02:17:02.000 He said that they love to eat monkeys in certain parts of China.

02:17:05.000 So it's really not that much different from what we do in terms of other cultures of humans.

02:17:10.000 I think it's appalling that somebody would hunt down a monkey and fucking eat it.

02:17:13.000 Not even because you need the meat, but just for pleasure.

02:17:15.000 Because it's considered a high-status thing to have monkey on the table.

02:17:19.000 Is it more fucked up to do that or more fucked up to have drones that shoot rockets into buildings and you know you're going to get like a 98%?

02:17:28.000 I think drones are accidentally.

02:17:29.000 Drones are a little more fucked up.

02:17:31.000 Yeah, what is the percentage?

02:17:31.000 2% of the people that 98% accidental murder.

02:17:38.000 That's what we're getting for all those billions of people.

02:17:39.000 But that's the good way to fight terror.

02:17:41.000 That's the only way.

02:17:42.000 That's the only way.

02:17:43.000 Got to bust mid.

02:17:44.000 That right there.

02:17:45.000 So you have these two combating narratives with the liberal and neoconservative establishment where you're like, we either have to have full-fledged warfare or we have drone wars.

02:17:53.000 but no one's questioning do we need, maybe we don't need any.

02:17:56.000 We don't need to be fucking fighting this proverbial enemy that doesn't really...

02:18:03.000 Yeah.

02:18:03.000 Well, the amount of money we spent in Iraq and Afghanistan would have funded a little over 400 missions, the same size and significance as the Curiosity mission to Mars.

02:18:13.000 I did the math on that.

02:18:16.000 I did the math.

02:18:16.000 Well, that was the Neil deGrasse Tyson.

02:18:19.000 Isn't that fucking psycho, though?

02:18:20.000 Like, the money that we spent in Iraq and Afghanistan, which the average American citizen has received zero benefit from, we could have launched 400 missions around the solar system.

02:18:27.000 We also killed a million people.

02:18:29.000 Aside from the shit we learned from doing all that, it's the jobs that we would create right here in the U.S. Because you don't outsource NASA jobs to China.

02:18:35.000 They stay here in the U.S. It's crazy. 1.00

02:18:37.000 Yeah, it's interesting that this industry is thought of as like, by the people that are in charge, I guess, as the only way of having this amount of business going on.

02:18:47.000 It's like that's the only way.

02:18:49.000 Instead of thinking of taking the same sort of initiative and the same amount of focus and resources and putting it on just building up inner cities, just fixing Detroit.

02:18:58.000 You know, have you seen the signs in Detroit now where they're saying enter Detroit at your own risk?

02:19:02.000 It's like they're posting signs in terrible places saying people should enter at their own risk.

02:19:07.000 It's like saying like, I guess cops aren't going to go in there.

02:19:09.000 Like the murder rate in Detroit is through the roof.

02:19:11.000 It's the scariest place in the country right now.

02:19:13.000 I think the city council there was telling people not to come.

02:19:16.000 Yeah.

02:19:17.000 Which is like weird because you're not going to be able to do it.

02:19:18.000 It's crazy.

02:19:19.000 It's good for their economy to have people come in and for them to say that it's got to be really serious.

02:19:23.000 Yeah, the fact that we're over in Afghanistan and we're not in Detroit, that is crazy.

02:19:28.000 That's an awesome campaign slogan.

02:19:29.000 The cops don't want to go into Detroit.

02:19:31.000 You should, look, there's no way a country can be strong when the base of it, the bottom of it is fucked up and rotten.

02:19:39.000 And the bottom of this country, the foundation of this country is youth and poor neighborhoods.

02:19:44.000 The higher we can make the quality of life for our poor people, the better the whole thing works.

02:19:50.000 The more accessible happiness and wealth is to poor people, the more it's possible to gain and achieve and to get out of there, the stronger the whole thing gets.

02:20:01.000 The idea that we have this finite amount of jobs.

02:20:04.000 No, we just have a finite amount of jobs with this system, with this system, but there's obviously a lot of work to be done.

02:20:09.000 There's a shitload of things that need to get done.

02:20:10.000 And not everybody's going to get to be Tom Cruise, but a lot of people do a lot of really good fucking things.

02:20:15.000 It is possible that we could use the same resources, the same billions of dollars that we're allocating to going over places that we don't really understand for whatever fucking reason.

02:20:24.000 You know it's not the truth.

02:20:26.000 We could do that over here.

02:20:27.000 It doesn't seem to be impossible.

02:20:29.000 It just doesn't seem to be probable under this situation.

02:20:31.000 And the group that's in charge right now has such a stranglehold that they don't want to ever make you think that it's possible to do things any differently.

02:20:39.000 Like we're always going to be at war with Iran. 0.88

02:20:41.000 We're never going to totally trust Russia.

02:20:42.000 China's always dangerous. 1.00

02:20:43.000 We don't know what they're really saying.

02:20:45.000 I think China really is dangerous though, just my opinion. 0.99

02:20:47.000 I think based on what I've seen, they have no respect for human rights.

02:20:50.000 No.

02:20:51.000 And they're growing at such a rate that they have to keep their middle class happy.

02:20:55.000 And that's not going to happen forever.

02:20:56.000 I mean, already they're seeing signs of a slowdown, like a credit crunch and a slowdown.

02:21:00.000 They're going to get desperate.

02:21:02.000 Exactly.

02:21:02.000 I mean, there's only so many resources in the world and so much wealth, and they need more of it to keep their middle class from attacking them, basically.

02:21:08.000 Have they had a policy of attacking other countries in the past?

02:21:12.000 Have they done that?

02:21:13.000 They will, because I mean, a billion people, and they want more and more.

02:21:17.000 And they try to do things to stop people from.

02:21:19.000 I'm not saying they, like just the Chinese. 1.00

02:21:20.000 I'm saying you get any country with a billion people that has just recently come online in the capitalism game where having more shit is what you want to do, they're going to start to acquire other areas.

02:21:30.000 Doesn't India have a billion too?

02:21:32.000 They do.

02:21:32.000 But they just make Bollywood.

02:21:34.000 They just make movies.

02:21:36.000 And they don't eat cows.

02:21:39.000 They're not threatening anybody other than Pakistan, though, right? 0.63

02:21:42.000 That's what's also hilarious about hearing how Iran, when they get their nuclear weapon or whatever, that people are fear-mongering us about. 0.58

02:21:50.000 They're like, they're going to start a nuclear arms race in the Middle East. 0.98

02:21:52.000 But they don't talk about Israel, Pakistan.

02:21:56.000 I mean, there's so many countries that have nuclear stockpiles.

02:21:59.000 I think it's funny, like, Pakistan is sort of a U.S.-backed country.

02:22:02.000 There's a lot of U.S. money going in there over the last 60 years.

02:22:05.000 And India sort of had the same thing going on with Russia.

02:22:10.000 And, you know, USSR collapsed, and yet India is a new, like, emerging country.

02:22:16.000 And Pakistan is doing so shitty. 0.99

02:22:18.000 It's hilarious that we pay attention to them.

02:22:19.000 Like, they're really dangerous while we don't fuck with North Korea. 0.97

02:22:22.000 North Korea is scary.

02:22:24.000 They are really brainwashed.

02:22:25.000 It's a nutty fucking country full of people that will drop bombs.

02:22:28.000 It's depressing, too, the human costs there.

02:22:30.000 Those people are 100% brainwashed.

02:22:32.000 Yeah, 100%.

02:22:33.000 They brought in an eye doctor to fix some of the people's eyes because they had cataracts to do whatever they do for cataracts and chop that part out and replace it. 0.58

02:22:41.000 And they did this.

02:22:43.000 They actually brought in a film crew, and this was like the cover story.

02:22:46.000 They had to bring them into the countries. 0.99

02:22:47.000 They're just filming the medical procedures.

02:22:49.000 And it's scary.

02:22:51.000 They would get their vision back.

02:22:52.000 And instead of thanking the doctor, like, thank you, dear leader, for bringing us our vision back.

02:22:58.000 And it's like, no, he didn't bring your vision back.

02:22:59.000 He's the reason why you have fucking cataracts in the first place.

02:23:01.000 Because you're working in a factory your whole life with dark lighting and chemicals being sprayed in your face.

02:23:05.000 Did you see all the people that were crying in the street when he died and that people who weren't crying were actually punished?

02:23:11.000 They were locked in jail for six months and punished and they lost jobs and like they have concentration camps.

02:23:17.000 I mean you go there to work and die.

02:23:19.000 Yeah, but they don't have resources so fuck them. 0.97

02:23:22.000 If they had oil we would have an awesome movie about going to war with North Korea. 0.96

02:23:27.000 It would be the big deal.

02:23:28.000 Yeah, but there's nothing there for us.

02:23:30.000 It's not worth it.

02:23:31.000 It's nothing there.

02:23:34.000 It was like, can somebody please tell Congress that there's no oil on the internet?

02:23:34.000 I saw something on Twitter.

02:23:39.000 Yeah.

02:23:41.000 You might have tweeted that though.

02:23:42.000 I think I retweeted it.

02:23:44.000 That's hilarious.

02:23:45.000 So the only hope that I have for any of this stuff actually turning around is I think the people that have been in power for a long time, we've got to keep eternal life from them.

02:23:56.000 We've got to make sure they don't actually get some sort of technology where they can live forever.

02:24:01.000 It's like there's so much power in that position.

02:24:04.000 There's so much power in the position of being in charge of the military industrial complex, being in charge of where the money gets allocated, being in charge of the influence of presidents.

02:24:14.000 To get to that position, I mean, that is an immense point of power.

02:24:19.000 And it's really hard to wrench power when someone has that.

02:24:23.000 And it's even harder to get them to give it up because it's not moral.

02:24:28.000 And that seems to be the only way you're ever really going to change things is they have to leave.

02:24:33.000 They have to die off.

02:24:35.000 And people like yourself, young people that want to get involved in politics, have to move into these previously corrupt roles and announce new standards.

02:24:45.000 They have to move in and announce a new way of looking at things that people thought we were getting with Obama.

02:24:51.000 That's what we were happy about.

02:24:52.000 We thought we were getting out of this same fucking scary shit that we had with this corporate monster, Dick Cheney, pulling the strings of this dum-dum from Texas. 0.80

02:25:02.000 And we were terrified.

02:25:03.000 And we were like, this guy does not represent us.

02:25:05.000 But that guy does.

02:25:06.000 He's half black.

02:25:06.000 Look at him.

02:25:07.000 He's a single mom.

02:25:08.000 He came from a single mom.

02:25:09.000 He used to smoke weed.

02:25:10.000 Get him in.

02:25:11.000 Oh, my God.

02:25:11.000 It's going to be this shit.

02:25:13.000 The corporate coup d'etat has already taken over.

02:25:15.000 And I think that it's just a matter of understanding that and undermining the whole system.

02:25:19.000 We can't just wait for people to take over these positions and change it from the top down.

02:25:23.000 That can never happen.

02:25:24.000 You've got to fight.

02:25:25.000 You've got to fight both parties.

02:25:25.000 I think so.

02:25:26.000 You can't just go after one or the other.

02:25:28.000 The system's broken.

02:25:29.000 Yeah, there's no system.

02:25:30.000 The system's broken.

02:25:31.000 So there's no parties don't mean shit anymore.

02:25:33.000 It's all completely.

02:25:34.000 Shows like this are helping.

02:25:35.000 It's not just the system we need to fix.

02:25:37.000 It's also people need to become aware.

02:25:39.000 There are a lot of people who don't even know this shit is happening right now.

02:25:41.000 They think that they still have a government that kind of represents them.

02:25:44.000 By the way, this is good for the government, too, because unchucked power is bad for you, too.

02:25:47.000 You don't want to be in that position.

02:25:49.000 You should be checked.

02:25:50.000 There should be regulations.

02:25:53.000 There should be safeguards in place to protect you from human nature.

02:25:58.000 It should be very clean and very clear.

02:26:01.000 And since we're moving into this age of more access to information than ever before, it should be easier to check you than ever before.

02:26:09.000 You should be more noble.

02:26:10.000 You should be more just.

02:26:12.000 It should be more fair.

02:26:13.000 It shouldn't be the opposite.

02:26:14.000 Shouldn't be more surveillance, more storing of your fucking phone calls without warrants, more whatever the crazy shit they're doing now.

02:26:21.000 It shouldn't be that.

02:26:22.000 That's a sign of a sickness.

02:26:23.000 That's a sign of you trying to hang on to your addiction.

02:26:26.000 What you're trying to do is isolate everybody and get them away from you.

02:26:28.000 You're trying to force yourself into a position where you can control the situation because you don't want to accept the fact that you're living an unevolved life.

02:26:36.000 And the people that are in charge of whatever the fuck it is, call it whatever you want, whatever it is that's moving us into war, whatever it is that's sucking oil out of the ground and the way you get it is by jacking countries and holding on to the resources, whatever the fuck that is, they have to come to some sort of a realization that this is an insane way to live.

02:26:57.000 Yeah, it's the resistance to change.

02:26:59.000 It's the resistance, it's the inevitability that they do not want to accept, so they're trying very hard to maintain us into this ideological control.

02:27:07.000 And they fear this connection so badly.

02:27:10.000 They fear that it's coming down, and that's why they're trying to lock everything up, and that's why they're trying to set up these safeguards in place where basically everything is legal.

02:27:19.000 They can just arrest you.

02:27:20.000 You don't have to have a lawyer.

02:27:21.000 No, we have Article 6, paragraph 5.

02:27:23.000 We can go fuck you with hammers if we want to. 1.00

02:27:26.000 They should talk about the thing that Amber was talking about at lunch with the new NDAA bill.

02:27:33.000 I was talking to you right before we started about this, the 2013 NDAA.

02:27:33.000 Oh, that's scary.

02:27:37.000 What about it?

02:27:38.000 Well, there's a law right now that basically says the government can't turn propaganda against American citizens.

02:27:46.000 So they're not allowed to have all that war propaganda posters and stuff like that.

02:27:50.000 For some reason, people in Congress have decided that they want to undo that.

02:27:55.000 And it's going to be kind of another rider in the same way that indefinite detention was on the 2012 NDAA.

02:28:01.000 And what we were just kind of theorizing at lunch, one of the ways that they could use that is by using government funding to hire people to basically sit on Twitter all day.

02:28:11.000 But that's what they already do.

02:28:12.000 Well, I mean, they already do it.

02:28:14.000 I mean, they were already indefinitely detaining people before.

02:28:16.000 But now they'll have the green light, the legal green light, and the resources to do that.

02:28:20.000 So as time goes on and shit gets more and more crazy, they can just do anything they want and it will all be legal.

02:28:25.000 So they've essentially made being a dictator legal.

02:28:28.000 They can destroy social media in the same way they've destroyed mainstream media.

02:28:32.000 Instead of having war posters on the wall, what they'd have is like banks of people sitting on Twitter all day, for instance, like going after Abby for like something she says on her show and pretending.

02:28:41.000 They're not going to be labeled as like a government Twitter account.

02:28:43.000 They're going to be like pretending to be a big thing.

02:28:45.000 You know what though?

02:28:46.000 They're never going to have the amount of enthusiasm that the people fighting them are because they're just going to be shitty government employees that don't really have that in mind as what they want to be doing with their lives.

02:28:55.000 Whereas people that are fighting it, they're led by a vision.

02:28:57.000 They're led by, they have a hope and a dream for something being better and they have passion.

02:29:04.000 These people, this is just their job.

02:29:05.000 It's just another obstacle.

02:29:06.000 And the people that do things like that just for a job, they suck at it.

02:29:10.000 Like, they have people on my message board that are probably government agents.

02:29:12.000 They're fucking terrible at it.

02:29:13.000 You know, they're always trying to buy weed from people.

02:29:17.000 Laziest DEA agent ever.

02:29:20.000 It's pretty obvious, man.

02:29:24.000 In order to get people to be as charismatic, to be as educated on the subject, to be as aware of what young people are tuned into, you'd have to become one of them.

02:29:38.000 If you were working for the government and you were supposed to be an agent provocateur and you were working on the internet, with more and more access to the internet, you're going to start looking at shit and you're going, Who the fuck am I working for?

02:29:50.000 And if you're a 29-year-old guy or a 30-year-old guy, it's very possible that you would start doing some things for the opposition.

02:29:57.000 It's very possible that a guy like Bradley Manning did exactly that.

02:30:01.000 That he's working for the government and you realize at one point in time, like, holy shit, like, look at someone needs to see this stuff.

02:30:07.000 Like, this is crazy stuff.

02:30:08.000 This is nuts.

02:30:09.000 We're shooting these reporters, and they're joking about it.

02:30:12.000 They're making it seem like it's no big deal.

02:30:14.000 And they're shooting a van full of kids.

02:30:16.000 You know, and they say, well, I shouldn't have brought kids.

02:30:18.000 Like, you're hearing shit like that, and you go, what the fuck?

02:30:21.000 So this kid releases it, and now he's an enemy of the state, and they give him the same brain scrambles treatment that they're giving people in Guantanamo.

02:30:28.000 He's done.

02:30:29.000 I mean, you keep somebody in solitary for that long.

02:30:31.000 That is torture.

02:30:33.000 It's torture, and it ruins your brain.

02:30:34.000 You need stimulation with other human beings.

02:30:36.000 You need to see other people's faces.

02:30:37.000 You need that shit.

02:30:38.000 So he can never testify.

02:30:41.000 He could never plead his case.

02:30:43.000 Literally, they broke his brain.

02:30:45.000 Indefinite detention has only been legal less than 365 days via the NDAA, but Bradley Manning's been in pre-trial detention for over 900 days.

02:30:54.000 Now, how crazy is that?

02:30:57.000 Nobody's scrambling to try to get that kid out.

02:30:59.000 Nobody's talking about it as part of their campaign strategy.

02:31:03.000 No politicians anymore.

02:31:04.000 And the people aren't, most, a lot of people care about this, but to be honest, there are a lot of people who don't.

02:31:09.000 And recently there was this huge controversy about Reddit.

02:31:12.000 Gawker, which you know Gawker, it's like a big gossip blog, outed the identity of one of the moderators on Reddit who was behind some of their more disgusting sections.

02:31:23.000 Like one section posted photos of dead girls who were under the age of 17.

02:31:27.000 That was like the specific purpose of this community was to do that.

02:31:30.000 And there were a lot of people online who were outraged that his identity was revealed in this article.

02:31:35.000 He was a grandfather.

02:31:37.000 I don't know that much about him.

02:31:37.000 Was he?

02:31:38.000 I know he was in Texas.

02:31:40.000 But they were so outraged about this that they blocked Gawker from posting links on many parts of Reddit to starve them of traffic, which I mean, Gawker's popular regardless.

02:31:50.000 But I was thinking, how fucking sick is that you're defending this scumbag?

02:31:54.000 When meanwhile, there are actual political activists who are having their anonymity stripped from them, and they're being thrown into fucking prison cells.

02:32:00.000 And there are activists who are having the same thing done to them, like Jeremy Hammond, I think his name is.

02:32:04.000 And you don't see any uproar on Reddit or Dig about that shit.

02:32:08.000 Because people are like, there's a disconnect, you know?

02:32:11.000 What about Obama prosecuting more whistleblowers than any other administration combined?

02:32:15.000 Using an antiquated law from World War I. From 1917.

02:32:18.000 What's the law?

02:32:19.000 The Espionage Act for spies during World War I. They've charged Thomas Drake, some guy who was an NSA whistleblower, about an illegal torture and spying program, and they fucking tried to put him in jail for 20 years.

02:32:31.000 For espionage.

02:32:32.000 Yeah, Bradley Manning, same thing, which could have the death penalty.

02:32:35.000 I mean, that's a very serious charge.

02:32:37.000 Aiding the enemy?

02:32:38.000 That's not that hopey-changy, is it? 0.99

02:32:40.000 Not too hopey-changy. 0.80

02:32:42.000 Yeah, it's pretty intense.

02:32:44.000 What do you guys see happening in the future?

02:32:47.000 How do you see this playing out?

02:32:48.000 Do you have any idea?

02:32:49.000 Is it ridiculous to even guess?

02:32:51.000 But it seems that we're building towards an event.

02:32:53.000 It doesn't seem to me that we can continue with all these various aspects, the continual wars overseas, the battle for resources, the crazy people that we have representing us that don't seem to have anything in line with our own personal needs or our own wants or desires as a nation.

02:33:13.000 It seems like we're being led.

02:33:14.000 We're on a pirate ship.

02:33:16.000 We're on this crazy fucking pirate ship, and we're about to hit the rock somewhere.

02:33:20.000 I think I always tell people, I mean people who vote in these presidential elections and think that there's going to be some sort of change.

02:33:27.000 That can never happen.

02:33:28.000 It's only come from grassroots.

02:33:29.000 It's only come from the bottom up.

02:33:30.000 And I think that if you just acknowledge that voting is something that you do every day, multiple times a day.

02:33:37.000 I mean, everything you do is politicized.

02:33:38.000 Everything you do can have an impact.

02:33:40.000 So I think the conversations you have, the dialogue you engage in, the businesses you choose to support, the websites you go to, the media you consume.

02:33:47.000 I mean, all of that is an act of voting.

02:33:49.000 All of that can enact some sort of change.

02:33:52.000 And so it's easy to get disillusioned and disempowered from getting sucked into these fucking election cycles that are just psychically vampiristic.

02:34:01.000 I don't know.

02:34:01.000 It's hard to feel like you can have an effect on something like a presidential election.

02:34:05.000 Maybe a lot of people feel like it doesn't really matter if I go and vote.

02:34:09.000 Where they can have an effect is with people like David on a congressional level and in midterm elections, specifically in primaries where a lot of perhaps good politicians get pushed out.

02:34:23.000 Dude, if you can get in there and give us an inside view of what the fuck is going on with that machine, that would be fascinating.

02:34:28.000 I'm going to have my Google glasses on during the just an insight to how the fucking machine runs.

02:34:34.000 Because it must be way more complicated than I imagine.

02:34:38.000 It must be just...

02:34:43.000 It's very hard to.

02:34:44.000 You can't get there unless you've already sucked the lizard cock. 1.00

02:34:47.000 But if you, here's the thing.

02:34:49.000 If you all favored it in, they're going to bring you into a room a little bit.

02:34:54.000 Well, the model that we're basing this on is a little bit different from the lizard cock sucking model.

02:34:58.000 It's improved.

02:34:59.000 If we get lots of contributions from individuals, like tens of thousands of small donations from real people, you're beholden to those people.

02:35:07.000 Instead of being beholden to the MPAA or the defense lobby or any other shit or Israel-U.S.

02:35:13.000 relations lobby, you're now only beholden to the people who actually help get you into office and your constituents.

02:35:19.000 And that's the way representation is supposed to work in this country.

02:35:22.000 And it no longer does that because most people feel powerless.

02:35:24.000 Most people have never given $20 to anything in their life that is political.

02:35:28.000 There are a lot of people who go, I don't like politics.

02:35:30.000 And they didn't give money to Ron Paul.

02:35:31.000 They're not giving money to Gary Johnson or any of these people who, if you were to give them money, it would make a huge difference.

02:35:37.000 But how sad is it that that's what it takes?

02:35:39.000 Well, money's been in elections and politics since the dawn of time, unfortunately.

02:35:43.000 Nobody has a clean election system.

02:35:44.000 Super PACs are new and fucked up, and that needs to be reversed as soon as possible.

02:35:48.000 We need a clean election system. 0.67

02:35:49.000 But there's other ways.

02:35:50.000 I mean, it doesn't have to be that way.

02:35:52.000 Well, it would be nice if people could vote online.

02:35:55.000 It seems silly.

02:35:56.000 If you can bank online, it makes no sense.

02:35:58.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:35:59.000 If your money's safe online?

02:36:02.000 Really?

02:36:02.000 Come on.

02:36:03.000 The fucking billions and trillions of dollars that are moved around with ones and zeros, and they haven't hacked that.

02:36:08.000 But you're saying they can hack.

02:36:10.000 Well, they've already hacked your fucking voting machine, so those things aren't good either.

02:36:13.000 How can there be so little transparency in these bulky boxes?

02:36:17.000 You can't see how it works.

02:36:18.000 There's no backup.

02:36:18.000 We count it.

02:36:19.000 There's no verification.

02:36:21.000 And if you've ever watched Hacking Democracy and then you watch Diebold's change of their name after the Hacking Democracy HBO show, where they showed how those fucking machines are set up for a third-party input to alter the number.

02:36:34.000 You can alter the numbers.

02:36:35.000 Yeah, you can change it by 10% or something crazy.

02:36:38.000 That should be illegal, by the way, to be a corporation that's doing evil shit and you just rebrand as something else, but you retain all the same leadership and the same actual company.

02:36:46.000 Like Z and academic.

02:36:47.000 That'd be like Charles Manson being like, I'm going to rebrand as Chris, whatever, and then he's out of prison.

02:36:52.000 Nobody knows.

02:36:52.000 Puff Daddy becoming P. Diddy.

02:36:55.000 Like, what now?

02:36:56.000 Who are you, really?

02:36:57.000 Or Snoop Doggy.

02:36:58.000 What about Snoop Doggy?

02:36:59.000 Snoop Lyons, ridiculous dude.

02:37:00.000 Yeah, but that's just hanging out with reggae dudes.

02:37:03.000 You smoke a lot of weed, you'll think you're a cat.

02:37:05.000 Also, the CEO of Diebold told Bush at a campaign event, he was just like, you will get in.

02:37:10.000 You're going to be president.

02:37:14.000 I don't need mushrooms.

02:37:15.000 They all need to be taken away.

02:37:17.000 They should be dosed.

02:37:18.000 I keep saying, I live in D.C. and I'm just like, I just want to dose all the politicians here and all the CIA agents.

02:37:23.000 I don't think exactly lobbyists should be able to get into politics.

02:37:25.000 And I don't think once you leave politics, you should be able to go work for the corporation.

02:37:29.000 They have Supreme Court justices that go work.

02:37:32.000 They'll overturn a law and then they'll go join a corporation that benefits from it.

02:37:36.000 Of course.

02:37:36.000 Well, how about people that construct financial studies that benefit people in Wall Street?

02:37:41.000 And then they're in universities when they do this.

02:37:43.000 Then they get out of that and they get jobs with these very firms that they've helped protect and make money for.

02:37:48.000 And you find out that they're making millions of dollars working for these corporations now.

02:37:52.000 Or the opposite way with Halliburton and Dick Cheney.

02:37:54.000 Obviously, that'd be the biggest example.

02:37:56.000 It's the most ridiculous one ever, right?

02:37:58.000 A guy who's a CEO of a company that fixes shit after it gets blown up, gets in office, and then decides to blow up everything and then give them no-bid contracts to fix shit up.

02:38:08.000 And they did a horrible job, too.

02:38:10.000 I just watched something on that the other day where they were talking about the quality of the water, like the quality of the services they were providing the soldiers with.

02:38:16.000 It was just ridiculous.

02:38:17.000 And they used to have like burn pits because they had like, they would like take all this equipment that was bought by taxpayers and it would just like chunk it away.

02:38:24.000 Like the waste was just phenomenal.

02:38:26.000 It's because the more they spent, the more they got paid.

02:38:28.000 Now, I have to bring this up because it's been discussed online and you explained it all.

02:38:32.000 But there was like some discussion that you were misrepresenting where you were running.

02:38:36.000 There was a confusion as to where.

02:38:38.000 Just so everybody knows what the actual facts are, where are you running for Congress and when, so people can support you.

02:38:44.000 Sure.

02:38:45.000 The election is November 4th, 2014.

02:38:48.000 I'm running in the 23rd district of Florida.

02:38:50.000 There will be no world then.

02:38:52.000 So here's the problem.

02:38:53.000 If you run as an independent candidate and you decide last minute to jump in, which is what a lot of independents do, you get your fucking ass handed to you.

02:38:59.000 So instead we're being very deliberate and slow and careful and gradually building this thing out.

02:39:04.000 We've already had like 110 people sign up to volunteer to help us campaign.

02:39:09.000 And we're raising donations.

02:39:11.000 We filed with the FEC.

02:39:13.000 We filed with the IRS.

02:39:14.000 We have all of our financial stuff figured out.

02:39:16.000 And we're dotting all of our I's, crossing all of our T's.

02:39:20.000 So that's why we're running so early, because we actually want to win.

02:39:22.000 This isn't some half-assed independent campaign to make a point.

02:39:25.000 It's to actually win.

02:39:26.000 And I had never said I was running in 2012.

02:39:28.000 What happened is I did a Reddit AMA where a couple of guys swooped in, and I think it might have actually been one guy with two usernames.

02:39:35.000 And they kept saying his campaign's a fraud.

02:39:37.000 Don't contribute to it.

02:39:38.000 It might even be illegal to contribute to this campaign.

02:39:41.000 They were saying this shit.

02:39:42.000 And then as soon as I saw it, I replied and explained everything.

02:39:44.000 And there was some confusion about the district because it was previously called the 20th district.

02:39:48.000 And so at first, our website did say 20th District.

02:39:51.000 It was redistricted.

02:39:52.000 I mean, redistricting is incredibly complicated.

02:39:54.000 I don't fully understand it.

02:39:55.000 I'll be honest about that.

02:39:57.000 But so I responded, and any rational person who read that would say, okay, this explains everything.

02:40:03.000 But then these guys downvoted that comment, so it was buried.

02:40:06.000 And if you were skimming, you're like, why didn't he answer this?

02:40:08.000 And then they would post it again.

02:40:09.000 And I would comment again, and they would downvote it, like negative 10 votes.

02:40:12.000 And then I was like, this is fucked.

02:40:14.000 Like, I'm done with the red AMA for today.

02:40:15.000 Because it was so good.

02:40:16.000 And then a couple people went in and ruined it.

02:40:19.000 Do you think that that could be people that look at you as a potential threat in the future and they want to try to squash you now?

02:40:26.000 I don't know if I'm that important yet.

02:40:27.000 I think they're just asking you.

02:40:28.000 You've got to figure out there's going to be a certain point in time when you are.

02:40:30.000 There are trolls out there.

02:40:32.000 There are trolls out there.

02:40:33.000 They do love to take people down.

02:40:34.000 They see somebody who's putting their ass on the line and they don't really like that because it calls them out.

02:40:38.000 You know, that they're just sitting there criticizing other people.

02:40:41.000 Well, also, you're smart, and what you're saying is pretty fascinating.

02:40:45.000 And what you're saying, you have a lot of conviction behind.

02:40:47.000 And people don't like people that are better than themselves.

02:40:49.000 They don't like someone who they can't look at him and they look at what I've done in my life by the time I'm 26, and I'm kind of a fucking loser compared to this guy whose last name is Seaman.

02:41:01.000 What the fuck?

02:41:02.000 I know, the last name is ridiculous.

02:41:03.000 Yeah, but you got to keep it.

02:41:04.000 I'm not going to change it.

02:41:05.000 You've got to own what you are.

02:41:06.000 My last name is fucking Jizz.

02:41:09.000 You should change it to that.

02:41:10.000 David Jizz.

02:41:11.000 Warm Jizz.

02:41:13.000 Like, David Seaman, do you really want a man in office with the last name Sperm?

02:41:20.000 Is that going to be a part of the campaign against you?

02:41:23.000 If anything, the last name probably helps with young voters.

02:41:26.000 David voted against the Patriot Act.

02:41:28.000 The big white splatter on the screen.

02:41:31.000 To be serious for a second, what's really important about my campaign, it's not even that one person out of a 435-member House makes that much of a difference, aside from being able to introduce legislation, which will make a difference.

02:41:42.000 But the big thing is if this actually happens, we're going to create a handbook and distribute it to other people around my age.

02:41:48.000 And anybody who's interested in running and not interested in affiliating themselves with super PACs or with lobbying groups or with one of the two big parties.

02:41:55.000 You show them the handbook of here's how it can be done.

02:41:57.000 Use the internet instead of a party.

02:41:59.000 Raise small individual donations.

02:42:01.000 Remain relatively honest.

02:42:02.000 Don't fucking sell out six months before the election to the Koch brothers or something.

02:42:06.000 And if you release this handbook and you go, this has been done before.

02:42:09.000 Here's the recipe.

02:42:11.000 So many people will flood into Congress who are more like you and me, just actual people who are pissed off at the way things are going and feel like if we had some rationality in there, things would get better.

02:42:20.000 And you're already seeing that happening.

02:42:22.000 It's going to happen.

02:42:22.000 I'd rather have it happen two years from now instead of 10 or 15 years from now.

02:42:27.000 Do you think that you have to worry about Your safety with this plan in mind?

02:42:32.000 Do you think about that at all?

02:42:33.000 What I'm doing is a great thing.

02:42:34.000 And I mean, to worry about your safety for just trying to improve the country.

02:42:37.000 Isn't that crazy though?

02:42:38.000 It is crazy.

02:42:40.000 I've had people say, like, you're probably on some list now.

02:42:41.000 And I used to be like kind of Alex Jones mode about that.

02:42:44.000 I was like, shit, I probably am on some lists, you know?

02:42:47.000 But now I think it's kind of, I'm kind of flattered by it.

02:42:50.000 If the government's reading my emails and my texts, they're probably a little bit impressed that Dell and I have marshaled this kind of support this far out and that our campaign is really just about what we say it's about.

02:43:00.000 It's not actually secretly backed by the clean coal lobby or some bullshit.

02:43:04.000 It's just a campaign of people who want to see better representation and that's all it is.

02:43:08.000 So if they're watching me, they're probably a little bit impressed.

02:43:11.000 And I'm no longer afraid of having somebody Julian Assange me by hooking me up with some hooker or something and then taping it.

02:43:17.000 If that happens, free hooker. 1.00

02:43:19.000 I don't know.

02:43:20.000 Yeah, free hooker. 1.00

02:43:22.000 I mean, but if you look at what this NSA building that they're putting together in Utah that's going to spy on everybody and store all your data for all your emails and text messages and all that craziness, I mean, that to me seems like they think everyone's a threat.

02:43:36.000 So you're a threat too, dude.

02:43:38.000 If you're on the show, you're going to be a threat.

02:43:39.000 Well, that's why we've got to do this now, is in like within the next two years.

02:43:42.000 Instead of 15 years from now, we won't have a republic because it's going to be, oh, you want to run for office.

02:43:47.000 Let's pull up these emails that we have in our NSA database of you saying this pretty scandalous shit to somebody.

02:43:53.000 You want us to go public with this?

02:43:54.000 Because then it's going to ruin your campaign.

02:43:55.000 Then you go, oh, okay, I'll resign.

02:43:56.000 Is there a way to change the tone of this country?

02:43:59.000 Is there a way?

02:43:59.000 I mean, because the tone of this country clearly changed on September 11th.

02:44:02.000 Clearly, it went dark.

02:44:04.000 Everything went crazy.

02:44:05.000 We realized the repercussions of what the fuck we're doing.

02:44:07.000 I mean, if whether or not it's a false flag event and they orchestrated it or terrorists hate us so much they're willing to fucking sacrifice people's lives and fly people into buildings.

02:44:17.000 Whatever's going on, we realize there's repercussions to whoever is in office being in office.

02:44:23.000 Whoever is in government, whoever is conducting world affairs, whoever, there's obviously some fucking chaos because they wanted to make a big noise.

02:44:31.000 They wanted to make a big splash and kill a bunch of people.

02:44:35.000 How can that change?

02:44:36.000 Two things that can change.

02:44:37.000 One is shows like yours, where you're opening real conversations, and shows like yours, where the people on TV with Abby Martin's show, you know, you're like, oh, she's kind of like me.

02:44:46.000 She's not some plastic.

02:44:47.000 She's not some plastic person who's just being fed these Fox News talking points.

02:44:51.000 And you probably know at the end of the day that you're, at the very least, distracting people from the real issues.

02:44:57.000 I'm sure those people go home knowing that and they go, well, I'm getting paid $3 million to do it, so who really gives a shit?

02:45:02.000 And that's the first thing.

02:45:03.000 The second thing, I think, is you just have to keep going.

02:45:08.000 You can't stop just because there are some issues out there.

02:45:10.000 I feel a lot of people, there's a silent majority who's fed up with the TSA groping them and fed up with us spending this much money on programs that we maybe don't really need.

02:45:19.000 Well, the problem with the surveillance data is the chilling effect.

02:45:21.000 It makes people stifled into not dissenting, not speaking out as much.

02:45:26.000 Because when you know, if you have a recording device on a table, you're not going to say the same things as you were before.

02:45:32.000 And so when you know that you're being watched everywhere, recorded everywhere, surveilled, data mined, you're not going to speak out as much.

02:45:39.000 I've had so many people say, you know, aren't you terrified?

02:45:42.000 And I'm like, I'm just speaking the truth.

02:45:43.000 I'm just speaking what I believe and talking about what I'm passionate about.

02:45:48.000 And if everyone kind of shed themselves of that fear and didn't let that affect the way that they acted, then I think that the country would be a lot different.

02:45:57.000 They're not going to be able to hold on to that kind of power.

02:45:59.000 I don't think it's going to be exclusive to them.

02:46:01.000 I think the internet, just this sort of intertwining of information into our lives, I think it's going to get to a point where there's just this zero point, where this point of what Terrence McKenna called ultimate novelty, where we're going to reach some new paradigm, new shift in.

02:46:19.000 Yeah.

02:46:20.000 We look at we can do now just with Google and cell phones and just the ability to talk to people while you're driving your car home.

02:46:26.000 It's really a crazy connectivity that we've sort of taken for granted because it's just Bluetooth in my car.

02:46:32.000 It's kind of cool, but you get used to it after a while and you do business while you're stuck in traffic.

02:46:35.000 But that's a weird thing, and that's just what we know exists because someone invented it.

02:46:41.000 They haven't stopped doing that, okay?

02:46:43.000 They're going to continue and they're probably on the cusp of releasing some shit over the next decade or so that's going to make that look like nothing.

02:46:50.000 And then no one's going to have any privacy.

02:46:52.000 And we're going to have to accept this whole idea of humans being one, you know, that the human race is just one big gigantic superorganism.

02:47:00.000 Well, that's going to be real as fuck.

02:47:01.000 Like, it's not just going to be some sort of a hippie-dippy yoga phrase, you know, that you say because it makes you feel better.

02:47:08.000 It's going to be real.

02:47:09.000 You're going to be able to see, everyone's going to know the real live repercussions of all sorts of different types of behavior.

02:47:15.000 We're going to be able to see how people really feel about each other.

02:47:17.000 We're going to see how people really view you.

02:47:21.000 It's going to be very different than life now, and it's inevitable.

02:47:24.000 It's not going to stop.

02:47:26.000 Just like we were at one point in time animals with no communication whatsoever.

02:47:29.000 We were one time single-celled organisms with no way of making any noise.

02:47:34.000 And we became this thing.

02:47:36.000 And this thing is not going to stay this thing forever.

02:47:38.000 This thing's going to be something way fucking crazier.

02:47:41.000 So all of our problems that we have right now are the monkey mind, the fucking wild male dominant chimpanzee mind that's trying to take over the world. 0.78

02:47:52.000 While this is happening, technology is just moving closer and closer in on it, and it's scrambling.

02:47:59.000 And they're trying to do the most arcane.

02:48:01.000 We can just lock them up for no fucking reason.

02:48:03.000 Lock them up!

02:48:03.000 Yes!

02:48:04.000 And they're doing all this thing.

02:48:05.000 It's because the troops are circling.

02:48:08.000 People are circling.

02:48:09.000 There's like this big ant death spiral of the more madness that we operate under, the more access to information that we have, the crazier it's going to get.

02:48:19.000 It's going to get to a point where it can't be contained because everyone will be involved in it.

02:48:24.000 It won't be as simple as these world bankers can tell the troops to move into certain positions.

02:48:28.000 The troops are going to know exactly where it's coming from.

02:48:30.000 Everyone's going to know where it's coming from.

02:48:32.000 Everyone's going to know why it's coming from, from whatever group is pushing, whatever agenda that's forcing people to die.

02:48:39.000 And they're going to be punished for it.

02:48:41.000 There's just no way.

02:48:42.000 There's no way you can keep this fucking game going on.

02:48:45.000 Unless you bomb us back to the Stone Age and only a few thousand people survive.

02:48:49.000 Then it's possible.

02:48:50.000 So if you're a real speculator and if you looked at the human race saying, listen, there's no way we're going to be able to keep this up.

02:48:57.000 What we're going to have to do is build something About five miles into the ground, and we can keep you alive for about three years.

02:49:05.000 That's what we need.

02:49:06.000 And we need about a year for the radioactive waste to die off.

02:49:09.000 And then we come up back to the surface when most of the people are dead, and we start all over again.

02:49:14.000 Follow up.

02:49:17.000 Apparently, this part.

02:49:19.000 Five minutes, folks.

02:49:20.000 Yeah, I think that there will be a breaking point.

02:49:24.000 There has to be.

02:49:24.000 It can't keep going.

02:49:25.000 It can't keep going.

02:49:25.000 Yeah, there has to be.

02:49:26.000 I don't think there'd be as many people online trying to change things if we were all hopeless.

02:49:30.000 I mean, if we're ever truly hopeless, like people like Abby and Dude, like.

02:49:33.000 If you care about your country, you want to see it do better.

02:49:35.000 Yeah.

02:49:36.000 You don't want to see it devolve into a bunch of fucking Walmart parking lots and protesters being beaten and surveillance cameras everywhere.

02:49:42.000 I think our goal of being upbeat throughout this show, we failed hopelessly.

02:49:46.000 It's not hopeless.

02:49:48.000 It's not hopeless.

02:49:49.000 It's ridiculous.

02:49:50.000 It's not hopeless.

02:49:51.000 It's just ridiculous.

02:49:52.000 The human society, as we know it, is a temporary thing.

02:49:55.000 It's not going to stay this way.

02:49:56.000 It can't.

02:49:57.000 It just can't.

02:49:58.000 This is the way of fucking books and town meetings where people talked loud because they had no microphones.

02:50:04.000 This is the way of the small tribes led by a few leaders.

02:50:08.000 Shit doesn't work anymore.

02:50:09.000 It's a global world environment we're living with.

02:50:12.000 That's what we're living with.

02:50:14.000 We're all connected now.

02:50:15.000 That's different.

02:50:16.000 Those Jason Silva videos where it's like an amazing future, his technology has uplifted us.

02:50:20.000 That's what happens if we actually do our parts and speak out and take a role in government and take a role in the media and getting the truth out there.

02:50:26.000 That's what we get.

02:50:27.000 That's our reward if we actually do our roles as individuals and as a community.

02:50:32.000 If we don't do those things, we don't get that.

02:50:34.000 It's not just going to magically happen.

02:50:36.000 I think if we don't do our parts, we end up in a place that looks more like a kind of like total recall version of the future where people are living in small, dingy apartments and there are cameras everywhere and secretive police pulling people away for no reason.

02:50:36.000 I really don't believe that.

02:50:49.000 It's understandable that you have power.

02:50:51.000 You have power to take back the message and take back everything around you.

02:50:55.000 I mean, we've built everything.

02:50:56.000 Human beings are amazing creatures.

02:50:58.000 Look what we've done.

02:50:59.000 I mean, we have the ability to take it back.

02:51:01.000 There's also the realization that we're not going to be human beings forever.

02:51:04.000 You know, just like we weren't rats forever after the asteroids hit 65 million years ago, there was just like rats.

02:51:11.000 Somehow or another, it became monkeys and it became people.

02:51:14.000 They're not going to stay people.

02:51:15.000 It's just we're clinging on.

02:51:16.000 We're imperfect beings clinging to our existence.

02:51:20.000 And it might be that this symbiotic relationship we have with technology might mean that the next form of life is an artificial one.

02:51:27.000 It might be that we're here to put that into reality.

02:51:31.000 We're the bees making the hive and don't really know why the fuck we're doing it.

02:51:35.000 We're the animal that pollinates the plant.

02:51:38.000 We're the thing that starts up the next stage of life.

02:51:40.000 Emotionless, something that doesn't have ego, doesn't use resources, intentionally recycles everything and doesn't reproduce more than it needs to.

02:51:51.000 And that's the next stage of life.

02:51:53.000 And the next stage of life creates the next and it keeps going and going.

02:51:56.000 And we're just all cocky and shit.

02:51:58.000 And we think the only kind of life is biological life.

02:52:01.000 And it could be that we're here to make some new shit and that we're just the things that stay alive until this new thing comes online.

02:52:08.000 So and then, if that's the case, the congressional run don't mean shit, son.

02:52:12.000 Unfortunately, well, it's, I mean, it does.

02:52:16.000 It means nothing for now.

02:52:17.000 For us, it means a lot.

02:52:18.000 Vote for John Connor, whatever his name is.

02:52:20.000 Or John Titor, the guy, the time traveler.

02:52:20.000 Right.

02:52:23.000 What the fuck?

02:52:23.000 This fucking show's been a drag.

02:52:25.000 I'm sorry.

02:52:26.000 Tomorrow we're going to talk about Reids. 0.91

02:52:27.000 We're going to talk about bringing in Victor Conte, who's the guy who got arrested.

02:52:33.000 He went to jail for the Balko scandal, the Barry Bonds thing, all those guys who got steroids that were undetectable.

02:52:40.000 Should be fascinating.

02:52:41.000 He's going to tell us how many different people are cheating in sports.

02:52:44.000 Apparently, it's everybody.

02:52:45.000 Apparently, you can't be a high-level athlete unless you're doing something that's funky.

02:52:49.000 If everyone's cheating, though, doesn't that mean nobody's cheating?

02:52:52.000 That's what I've always wondered about, stuff like that.

02:52:54.000 I think I'm exaggerating.

02:52:54.000 I don't think it's everybody.

02:52:56.000 I think it's 80% of the people.

02:52:57.000 But a lot of them are the best people.

02:52:59.000 I mean, this Lance Armstrong thing is pretty crazy.

02:53:03.000 At one point in time, how many different people have to get busted before you go, hey, are you guys all on that?

02:53:07.000 Just tell me the truth.

02:53:09.000 Why did they wait this long to attack a national hero?

02:53:12.000 They've built this guy up, and now they have to tear him down.

02:53:14.000 I think this should have been done after the second win.

02:53:15.000 I wish they did that with Phelps, too, just over pot.

02:53:18.000 No, they didn't.

02:53:19.000 No, they didn't.

02:53:19.000 They never tried to prosecute him.

02:53:21.000 No, not prosecuting him.

02:53:22.000 Because Lance Armstrong has lost his living, man.

02:53:24.000 There's a big, big difference in the witch hunt.

02:53:26.000 They're trying to take away his titles.

02:53:27.000 They've stripped him of all of his Tour de France wins.

02:53:30.000 And apparently, it's American Doping Society, or Anti-Doping Society, that's doing it, or whatever the fuck the name of their organization is, their DEA, whatever it is.

02:53:39.000 Whatever it is, they don't even have the right to take it away.

02:53:44.000 They didn't award it.

02:53:45.000 I wonder what's going on with that.

02:53:46.000 He did something to somebody.

02:53:48.000 Maybe someone was a big Cheryl Crowe fan and when he started banging Cheryl Crowe, they're like, that's it.

02:53:52.000 This motherfucker, he's going down.

02:53:55.000 One ball and all.

02:53:56.000 I think if they can take him down, they can take anyone down.

02:53:59.000 Yeah, well, it sounds like he was cheating.

02:54:01.000 I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it because it seems like everybody was doing it, but it seems like everybody was doing it.

02:54:06.000 I don't know.

02:54:07.000 I don't know.

02:54:08.000 But the guys passed a bunch of drug tests.

02:54:10.000 It seems to me that you're wasting a lot of money going after some guy just because a bunch of people said he did some things.

02:54:15.000 And you got all these drug tests that he passed.

02:54:17.000 Could you imagine if that was like with you at work?

02:54:20.000 You know, I fucking know David Seaman smoked weed, man.

02:54:22.000 We took the cleanse together.

02:54:23.000 You're like, this son of a bitch.

02:54:25.000 This guy tested positive and you tested negative, and they'll go after you for years and years and years after you've already quit UPS.

02:54:31.000 I mean, that's really what's going on.

02:54:32.000 He doesn't ride bikes anymore, and they're fucking still dragging this guy to jail.

02:54:36.000 Or into court, rather.

02:54:37.000 And finally, he's just quitting.

02:54:39.000 I don't know.

02:54:40.000 But apparently, we're going to find out tomorrow.

02:54:42.000 Don't do that, Brian.

02:54:43.000 Stop confusing the shit out of me.

02:54:45.000 We're going to find out tomorrow from Victor Conte.

02:54:48.000 He's going to let us know.

02:54:49.000 And apparently there's a lot of different ways to do it where it's not dangerous.

02:54:52.000 You can elevate your levels of testosterone and all these different substances legally and healthily.

02:54:56.000 He's going to show us that, too.

02:54:58.000 He sells stuff like ZMA, zinc, magnesium.

02:55:01.000 Zinc and magnesium is supposed to up your testosterone.

02:55:03.000 I need that.

02:55:04.000 We all need that.

02:55:05.000 Listen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for coming here.

02:55:07.000 We have to have one with just you alone.

02:55:09.000 We had a little bit of a scheduling issue, Abby, so next time we'll do just you.

02:55:12.000 Does that sound good?

02:55:13.000 We'll do that in November?

02:55:14.000 Okay, we'll do that in November.

02:55:14.000 Yeah.

02:55:16.000 And dude, anytime you want to come back by yourself, too, please.

02:55:18.000 You got to come online sometime.

02:55:20.000 I would love to.

02:55:20.000 Do you Skype it or do you do it live?

02:55:22.000 We could do it live before I leave California.

02:55:24.000 When do you leave it?

02:55:25.000 Let's talk after this.

02:55:26.000 Thanks, Joe.

02:55:27.000 Follow Abby Martin, Abby Martin on Twitter.

02:55:30.000 D underscore Seaman?

02:55:30.000 What is it?

02:55:31.000 What is it?

02:55:32.000 That's it.

02:55:33.000 S-E-A, you fuckheads. 1.00

02:55:36.000 S-E-A. 0.88

02:55:36.000 M-A-N. 0.88

02:55:38.000 If they want to go online, it's David Seaman for Congress, and they can sign up to do like volunteering.

02:55:42.000 It's DavidSeemanforCongress.com.com.com.

02:55:45.000 And they can sign up and volunteer, donate, or just learn more information about what these are.

02:55:49.000 Yeah, and stay posted, folks, because we're going to keep having guys like David on and guys and gals, rather, like Abby on.

02:55:56.000 And, you know, there's a lot of things that I didn't know.

02:55:59.000 There's a lot of things that I'm sure you didn't know either about the way this world works.

02:56:02.000 And the more it gets exposed, the less they can keep doing it.

02:56:06.000 It's nonsense.

02:56:06.000 We live in a fucking crazy world.

02:56:09.000 But if it wasn't for guys like you, most people wouldn't know about it, really.

02:56:12.000 So thank you very much for coming on.

02:56:14.000 Thank you very much for doing what you're doing.

02:56:15.000 And your show on RT, how can people follow that?

02:56:17.000 Breaking the Set.

02:56:18.000 Just check that out on YouTube.

02:56:19.000 It's all archived on there.

02:56:21.000 There you go, you dirty fucks.

02:56:22.000 All right.

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02:56:32.000 No, that's only for today, though, dude.

02:56:34.000 It's probably over by now.

02:56:35.000 What time was it?

02:56:36.000 7 o'clock or something?

02:56:38.000 Yeah, if you're doing this on what's today's date?

02:56:41.000 What is it?

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02:56:54.000 All right.

02:56:55.000 Tomorrow, we will see you with Victor Conte.

02:56:58.000 Oh, San Francisco and Seattle.

02:57:03.000 Greg Fitzsimmons just joined me.

02:57:05.000 So Greg Fitzsimmons has come with me.

02:57:06.000 That's awesome.

02:57:07.000 Yeah.

02:57:07.000 So, yeah, we haven't done the road together like ever.

02:57:10.000 Greg and I have been friends since the fucking 80s, yo.

02:57:14.000 So we're doing San Francisco on November 2nd and Seattle on November 3rd.

02:57:18.000 It should be fucking sick.

02:57:21.000 And that's it, folks.

02:57:22.000 We got a desquad show here tomorrow night at the Ice House Comedy Club.

02:57:27.000 It will be me.

02:57:30.000 Greg Fitzsimmons just had to back out of it.

02:57:32.000 He's going to some other place.

02:57:33.000 I forget where he's going.

02:57:35.000 Ian Edwards.

02:57:36.000 Ian Edwards is going to be here.

02:57:37.000 Duncan Trussell, of course, Brian Redban.

02:57:40.000 And we'll probably call some other friends and have them come by as well.

02:57:43.000 It's always a good time here at the Ice House in Pasadena.

02:57:45.000 It's only $15, and it's 10 o'clock on Wednesday.

02:57:48.000 All right, you fucking freaks.

02:57:49.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

02:57:50.000 And then we got another one.

02:57:51.000 Tim Pool's coming in on Thursday.

02:57:52.000 Shit's going to be crazy.

02:57:54.000 All right, we love you guys.

02:57:55.000 Thanks for everything.

02:57:56.000 Big kiss.

The Joe Rogan Experience - October 17, 2012

Joe Rogan Experience #276 - David Seaman, Abby Martin, Dell Cameron

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