The Joe Rogan Experience - November 28, 2012


Joe Rogan Experience #291 - Duncan Trussell

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American Wolves horror movie Grindhouse movie Jerk Off in the car enlightenment protesting Egyptians around an obelisk prisoners and cats program float tank
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Joe Rogan
Guests
Duncan Trussell
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Duncan Trussell John McAfee Dude Austin Brian Romney Obama Rose McGowan Bill Barr Tim Roth Skullcandy Charmed Iron Lord Meat Shift Challenge Hunter S. Thompson Eddie Cohn Quentin Tarantino Richard Branson Rupert Murdoch Jack Nicholson Victor Conte and 17 more
Joe Rogan Experience #290 - John McAfee Joe Rogan Experience #292 - Eddie Bravo

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On this week's episode of the podcast, the boys discuss the latest horror movie, American Wolves: The Last Laughing Man in London, and the new live version of 'The Wolf' on Ustream. They also talk about Quentin Tarantino's new movie 'The Devil Next Door' and why they think it's the best horror movie of all time. Also, the guys talk about their favorite movies of the 20th century and their favorite horror movies from the 80s and 90s. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you never miss an episode! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. This episode was produced and edited by Riley Bray. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. If you have any objections, please reach out to us directly or through our social media channels. Thank you for any amount you can afford to support our content. We make no claim to the music used on this episode, we are not compensated for the use of any of our music, other than that music used is provided by our patrons. It is produced and owned by our record labels. . We are not responsible for any other third-party producers, or any other creators. except for their fair use of their own content. in any way. we do not claim any such credit, credit given to any other person s credit given. without any other credit given, except where credit given or other such credit given . We have no claim in any other consideration . we are solely responsible for their own use of and other such compensation. Thanks to our patrons choose their own distribution. You are the right to use their own representation. Please be kind and fair use in any credit given in the music, including that which is given to third party or such other expression by any third party we have no such or other third party accession, etc. , etc., etc. Thank you, etc.. , we thank you for your feedback, etc., etc. etc. in any of the of any other feedback or review, etc

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00:00:00.000 Asians are going to get paranoid when that thing's in here. 0.79
00:00:02.000 Oh, dude.
00:00:03.000 It'll scare you.
00:00:04.000 Just...
00:00:04.000 I believe it.
00:00:05.000 I know the wolf, the fucking yellow goddamn eyes, that fucking gnashing... 1.00
00:00:08.000 It blanked up. 1.00
00:00:10.000 It blanked out.
00:00:14.000 We are now joined on Ustream.
00:00:17.000 Oh, powerful Ustream.
00:00:18.000 That's a full live version, full sized version of The Wolf. 0.99
00:00:22.000 Jesus, god damn Christ, that thing's spooky. 0.98
00:00:25.000 That was an awesome movie, folks. 0.99
00:00:27.000 If you haven't seen it, how dare you?
00:00:28.000 If you haven't seen American Wolves in London, it's the greatest horror movie of all time. 1.00
00:00:32.000 I love that fucking movie. 0.98
00:00:34.000 I used to think that, but then I saw the worst horror movie of all time. 1.00
00:00:37.000 What was that?
00:00:38.000 Funny Games.
00:00:39.000 What is that?
00:00:40.000 What?
00:00:41.000 Oh, that's the one you were telling me about?
00:00:42.000 Yeah, it's just, the director said the appropriate response to it is walking out halfway through.
00:00:47.000 This is a human-created violence scary movie, right?
00:00:51.000 Yeah, it's just, it's a horror, it's like, I've seen almost every horror movie.
00:00:56.000 But it's not monsters, right?
00:00:59.000 It's human, no, it's not werewolves.
00:01:01.000 See, I'm not interested in, like, mean people. 0.99
00:01:04.000 I like watching a good werewolf movie or some shit, or a vampire movie. 0.99
00:01:08.000 I like watching nonsense. 0.99
00:01:10.000 Like, showing me, like, some guy who's gonna kill somebody with a pair of pliers, I really don't need to see that. 0.95
00:01:15.000 I know there's guys that'll do that.
00:01:17.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:01:18.000 This is not even, like, that.
00:01:20.000 This isn't, like, some slasher flick, dude.
00:01:22.000 This is, like, according to the director, it's commentary on the infiltration of, like, the mainstream media into popular life, and they're using this, like, story to, like...
00:01:31.000 To articulate it.
00:01:32.000 It's deep. 1.00
00:01:33.000 It's fucking deep. 0.99
00:01:35.000 It's about fascism. 0.99
00:01:37.000 But man, it is like... 1.00
00:01:38.000 Your stomach will roll when you watch this fucking thing. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Highly recommend it. 1.00
00:01:42.000 I only saw the US version.
00:01:44.000 Some people say that the US version...
00:01:47.000 It's shot for shot. 1.00
00:01:48.000 It's shot for fucking shot. 1.00
00:01:49.000 It's the guy from Reservoir Dogs. 1.00
00:01:51.000 What's his name? 1.00
00:01:52.000 The fucking undercover cop from Reservoir Dogs? 1.00
00:01:55.000 Tim Roth. 1.00
00:01:55.000 Yeah, Tim Roth is in it. 1.00
00:01:57.000 He fucking nails it, dude. 0.95
00:01:59.000 That guy's awesome. 0.98
00:02:00.000 He is awesome. 0.99
00:02:00.000 He's not in enough shit. 0.99
00:02:01.000 I know. 1.00
00:02:02.000 What's that guy do?
00:02:03.000 Does he do like plays or something?
00:02:05.000 Seems like it.
00:02:06.000 Is he an autiste?
00:02:07.000 He's an autiste. 0.99
00:02:09.000 He's a badass motherfucking actor. 0.99
00:02:11.000 Dude, you know what I did last night, man? 0.99
00:02:13.000 I went to this movie theater that fucking Quentin Tarantino owns called The New Beverly, and they show Grindhouse flicks twice a month, and last night they were showing an anti-drug Grindhouse flick called The Acid Strip or something. 0.87
00:02:27.000 What exactly does Grindhouse mean? 0.98
00:02:29.000 I don't know.
00:02:30.000 I want to Google that, but I don't know.
00:02:34.000 Yeah, I always wondered.
00:02:35.000 When I saw that, when I saw he was doing those movies, the one with...
00:02:39.000 What was the Pretty Girl from Charmed? 0.99
00:02:43.000 What the fuck is her name? 0.99
00:02:44.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:02:45.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:02:47.000 They were all pretty in that show, Charmed. 1.00
00:02:50.000 It's just fucking awesome, man, because it's like the original movie, so it's kind of fucked up. 0.98
00:02:56.000 This had Bud Court in it. 0.98
00:02:58.000 It was shot in Italy.
00:03:01.000 Yeah.
00:03:02.000 Um...
00:03:05.000 Rose McGowan, that's the chick. 1.00
00:03:07.000 She was in it and she was, she had like, one leg was a gun or something like that. 0.70
00:03:11.000 Oh yeah.
00:03:12.000 Remember? 0.99
00:03:12.000 And I was like, what the fuck is Grindhouse? 0.99
00:03:14.000 Like, what is that? 1.00
00:03:15.000 It's just like an old, kind of stupid, gory, weird, kind of artistic style. 0.99
00:03:21.000 Like, I think they vary. 1.00
00:03:23.000 This one was like, just the stupidest, funniest thing you've ever seen. 0.97
00:03:27.000 Like, the way they try to do, like, they were trying to do the anti-drug message and the Oh, here's the definition. 0.99
00:03:38.000 A grindhouse is an American term for a theater that mainly shows exploitation films.
00:03:45.000 It's named after the defunct burlesque theaters located on 42nd Street in New York City, where bump and grind dancing and striptease were featured.
00:03:55.000 That's crazy.
00:03:56.000 So that's the old 42nd Street. 0.96
00:04:00.000 That's back when New York City had a really fucked up area. 0.51
00:04:06.000 Do you remember what it was like? 0.87
00:04:07.000 Did you ever go to New York City when it was crazy?
00:04:09.000 No way!
00:04:10.000 I've heard about it, but I never went there.
00:04:12.000 I was there many times when it was still dangerous.
00:04:15.000 It was really interesting.
00:04:17.000 42nd Street was a completely different place.
00:04:20.000 It was this... 1.00
00:04:21.000 They decided, they made this active decision to clean that fucking place up and take out all the bullshit and make it super... 0.99
00:04:29.000 Super fan friendly and super, you know, visitor friendly. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Yeah.
00:04:35.000 So what it used to be was like one dirty little striped tease and peep show and triple X movie.
00:04:43.000 And it was fucking creepy. 0.98
00:04:45.000 People, creepy people hanging out. 0.99
00:04:46.000 Like, let's Google old photos of Times Square.
00:04:50.000 It's like Taxi Driver.
00:04:51.000 It's like the movie Taxi Driver.
00:04:53.000 That's where it's hanging out.
00:04:55.000 Yeah, I remember that.
00:04:57.000 I came to New York a couple times when I was in my teenage years. 0.98
00:05:02.000 And I remember being there, wandering around, going, what a fucking crazy place this is, man. 0.78
00:05:08.000 I had family in New Jersey, and they had taken me to Manhattan a few times when I was young. 0.96
00:05:14.000 And I remember, like, man...
00:05:17.000 Barely remember when I was like a little kid.
00:05:19.000 Barely remember, but I remember like feeling it's like dangerous like so big and crazy.
00:05:24.000 It is dangerous. 0.95
00:05:25.000 But I remember when I was like in my teenage years is when I saw like the peep shows and all that shit. 0.97
00:05:31.000 I saw those that we we came there for a karate tournament. 0.91
00:05:34.000 There was a big karate tournament they used to do at Madison Square Garden every year. 0.97
00:05:38.000 So we came in me and a bunch of fucking soft dorks from Boston, you know Newton even where I was from the suburbs of Boston. 1.00
00:05:46.000 To go to this crazy fucking city. 0.99
00:05:49.000 We were essentially living in Mayberry compared to New York City. 1.00
00:05:53.000 You have your own problems socially with people everywhere.
00:05:57.000 Where I grew up, I went to Newton South High School.
00:06:00.000 It's one of the nicest high schools ever.
00:06:03.000 You're always going to have problems with human beings whenever you get 17-year-olds and you mix them all together.
00:06:07.000 There's going to be problems.
00:06:08.000 But there's very few fights in school.
00:06:12.000 No one got really seriously injured.
00:06:15.000 There was a few squabbles and people got upset with people.
00:06:19.000 But other than that, it was a nice place to live.
00:06:21.000 I didn't realize how easy I had it until you're in Manhattan. 0.99
00:06:25.000 And you're like 17 years old and you're like in Times Square and you're like, what the fuck is this place? 0.99
00:06:31.000 Like this place is crazy. 1.00
00:06:32.000 It's just one person after another who wants to fuck you and give you some new disease. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Like one of just people looking to fuck people and people looking to jerk off and people looking to go sit and watch someone play with their asshole in front of you while you beat off in a booth and then someone cleans that. 1.00
00:06:49.000 Like that was Times Square. 1.00
00:06:51.000 No one cleans it, though.
00:06:53.000 They did clean it.
00:06:53.000 They would go in there with a mop, man.
00:06:55.000 They would go in there with a mop, and they'd look at you like, you motherfucker. 0.99
00:06:58.000 I told you when I was in San Francisco, I went to one of those places, and I've never been to the place where the thing goes up, and you're in this room, and there's just a bunch of people behind this glass fingering themselves and stuff. 0.99
00:07:10.000 And I accidentally put my hand on the side like there was like a little thing that was wet.
00:07:16.000 Too bad.
00:07:17.000 That is not good. 0.99
00:07:19.000 And then the guy was like, I was like, oh, I think I just put my hand in cum. 0.83
00:07:22.000 He goes, oh, no, we clean those things in between every person. 0.88
00:07:25.000 And then I just watch people go in and out.
00:07:26.000 And I was like, no, you don't.
00:07:27.000 I'm watching people right now. 0.97
00:07:29.000 Oh, you put your hand in jizz. 0.85
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 It just sells.
00:07:32.000 Don't worry about it, man. 0.94
00:07:34.000 If you had to choose between a guy punching you in the head or jizzing on your face, What would you pick? 0.99
00:07:39.000 Punching in the head. 0.99
00:07:40.000 I would take the chills in the face all day. 0.99
00:07:42.000 You know why?
00:07:42.000 What would you do, Duncan?
00:07:43.000 Can I pick both?
00:07:44.000 You know why?
00:07:48.000 Because I'll tell you why.
00:07:49.000 Because A, I've been punched in the face, and it's not fun.
00:07:51.000 And B, I've accidentally come in my face, and it was not that bad.
00:07:55.000 Okay.
00:07:57.000 It was delicious.
00:07:58.000 No, it wasn't delicious, but nothing did hurt.
00:08:02.000 It was pretty pain-free.
00:08:04.000 It was warm. 0.76
00:08:05.000 When I was 16, I was completely retarded. 0.96
00:08:10.000 Of course, I was using the pull-out method.
00:08:12.000 Also, teenage girlfriend. 0.99
00:08:14.000 We didn't know what the fuck we were doing. 1.00
00:08:15.000 We were idiots. 1.00
00:08:16.000 We shouldn't have been alone together. 1.00
00:08:17.000 So I would pull out, and one time I pulled out, and I shot it so far.
00:08:21.000 It hit me in the face.
00:08:23.000 I was looking down at it as I pulled it out.
00:08:25.000 I guess I wanted to see how much came out.
00:08:27.000 And it hit me right in the mug.
00:08:29.000 Splat! 0.97
00:08:31.000 And I was like, wow, so that's what it feels like.
00:08:33.000 It was kind of exciting. 1.00
00:08:36.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:37.000 Put yourself in the girl's position. 1.00
00:08:41.000 It feels like, now you understand why they would want a hot load in the face. 0.95
00:08:45.000 It's hot. 0.86
00:08:46.000 It represents the man's passion on your face.
00:08:51.000 Not that I want it from anyone other than me.
00:08:55.000 That doesn't sound like it at all.
00:08:57.000 It only happened once.
00:08:59.000 There's other things that only happened once that I'm shocked with.
00:09:02.000 One of them is beating off in the car.
00:09:06.000 I've only beat off in the car once in my entire life.
00:09:08.000 While driving?
00:09:09.000 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 One time when I was living in Boston, I was working for a limo company, and I was driving home, and it was a long ride, and it was horny, so I just beat off It was like something to do.
00:09:19.000 And I just squirted a load inside my shirt, tucked it back in my pants. 0.96
00:09:24.000 And then, you know, I remember doing it and I remember thinking, well, alright, so here's some new fucked up thing I do now. 0.96
00:09:29.000 Because I figured I would just keep doing that now. 0.98
00:09:31.000 I'd never jerked off in the car before. 1.00
00:09:33.000 And being like 20 years old or whatever I was at the time, I was like, what an idiot. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Did you really just start jerking off in the car? 1.00
00:09:39.000 Because that's what you're going to start doing all the time now, dummy. 0.99
00:09:41.000 And I didn't, for whatever reason.
00:09:42.000 I never did it again.
00:09:44.000 Like, what do you mean?
00:09:44.000 Like that would become your fetish?
00:09:46.000 Like jerking off in the car? 1.00
00:09:46.000 Yeah, I figured if I found one other place where I was comfortable jerking off, that's not a good thing. 1.00
00:09:52.000 You know what I mean? 0.98
00:09:53.000 Because I had jerked off at work before. 0.99
00:09:55.000 God, imagine the world where jerking off was just normal and like you just like, you know, in line people are jerking off. 0.99
00:10:01.000 One time I jerked off at work twice because I had this really hot date that night. 0.99
00:10:05.000 And I jerked. 0.90
00:10:06.000 I was doing construction.
00:10:07.000 I was in this basement.
00:10:09.000 We were building this house.
00:10:10.000 And I would just open the door, beat off onto the yard.
00:10:16.000 And then go back to work.
00:10:17.000 I did it twice. 0.99
00:10:19.000 That's how fucked up I was. 0.98
00:10:20.000 And then when I went on the date that night with the girl, I was, like, barely into it. 1.00
00:10:25.000 And I was like, I'd wanted to fuck this girl for so long. 1.00
00:10:27.000 And we finally, like, ran into each other somewhere. 1.00
00:10:30.000 And I was like, holy shit. 0.99
00:10:31.000 And she was so down. 0.99
00:10:33.000 But I was, like, barely hard.
00:10:34.000 It was so sad. 0.79
00:10:36.000 I had a complete three-quarters erection. 1.00
00:10:38.000 You fucked up. 1.00
00:10:39.000 And she was the first girl that wanted to put her finger in my ass. 1.00
00:10:44.000 You never forget that lady, do you? 1.00
00:10:46.000 She goes, I know what you want.
00:10:47.000 This is what she said.
00:10:48.000 She goes, I know what you want.
00:10:49.000 We were both like 17 or something like that.
00:10:52.000 I go, what do I want? 1.00
00:10:53.000 She goes, you want me to stick my finger in your ass? 1.00
00:10:55.000 I was like, whoa, what the... 1.00
00:10:57.000 How wrong are you?
00:10:58.000 Yeah.
00:10:59.000 Like, you couldn't be more wrong.
00:11:01.000 Yeah, that's more like what you want.
00:11:03.000 But...
00:11:05.000 Automatically.
00:11:05.000 I didn't want to grill her, you know, because that's kind of rude to do to a girl you're dating.
00:11:09.000 But you don't want to go, how many dudes have you stuck your finger up their ass? 1.00
00:11:13.000 Because if you just offer that up, like the first time we hook up, you just offer up a finger up the ass, and you're only 17. I think maybe like, maybe I was 18 and she was 17, or 19 and 18, in that range, you know, right after high school or around there. 0.99
00:11:27.000 It's like, she's already done this how many times?
00:11:29.000 I wonder how many dudes' buttholes. 1.00
00:11:30.000 This girl's just, I know what you want. 1.00
00:11:32.000 The guy's like, yeah, you know it.
00:11:34.000 Go for it, baby.
00:11:34.000 Like, just on a whim, on a hope that it's a good thing.
00:11:37.000 And all of a sudden, she's sucking on her fingers, and you're going, where's this going? 0.89
00:11:41.000 See, in the world of Kurzweil that we're talking about, the idea that you're going to be able to record everything, there will be a way that you can hack.
00:11:47.000 And the way that, like, guys will hack into their girlfriend's email, you'll be able to hack into your girlfriend's, like, past and, like, see a scan of, like, you could actually just enter in.
00:11:56.000 How many buttholes has her finger been in? 1.00
00:11:58.000 28? 0.87
00:12:01.000 I'm reading that Sex at Dawn book.
00:12:03.000 I'm reading the Sex at Dawn book.
00:12:04.000 Pretty good.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, it's fascinating.
00:12:06.000 And one of the things that I find fascinating is all the different theories about why people act and behave certain ways when it comes to how many sexual...
00:12:17.000 What partners has your wife had? 1.00
00:12:18.000 Yes.
00:12:19.000 Why it's so important that you limit that number, that you can trust her and keep her around.
00:12:23.000 It's really fascinating stuff, man.
00:12:25.000 Oh, man.
00:12:26.000 That book is incredible.
00:12:27.000 I love that guy, man.
00:12:28.000 It's really good.
00:12:28.000 That's a really cool dude, too, Chris Ryan.
00:12:31.000 He's brilliant.
00:12:31.000 You had him on your podcast, didn't you?
00:12:32.000 Twice.
00:12:33.000 Twice.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, I got to get in touch with him and try to see if he'll do this because he's really very interesting.
00:12:39.000 I love the part about the Yucatan, the name of the Yucatan.
00:12:44.000 Do you remember that part?
00:12:45.000 I don't remember that.
00:12:47.000 They, when Columbus's people, or Cortez, came to the Yucatan, they asked the people, like, what do you call this place?
00:12:56.000 And they made this sound.
00:12:58.000 Not that sound.
00:13:00.000 But they made this sound like, you know, and the guy said, Yucatan, close enough.
00:13:05.000 So they say, we're going to call it the Yucatan.
00:13:07.000 Well, it turned out that the Mayan scholars, after all those years of deciphering They deduced that what he was trying to say was, I don't understand what you're saying.
00:13:18.000 Oh, man.
00:13:18.000 Like, that's what he was saying.
00:13:19.000 Yeah.
00:13:20.000 That they had taken a new guitar.
00:13:22.000 That's hilarious.
00:13:23.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:13:24.000 Yeah. 0.87
00:13:25.000 That's such an amazing, like, I love knowing shit like that, like how it was, and then knowing that that was only a few hundred years ago. 0.64
00:13:31.000 Right. 0.98
00:13:32.000 That's really kind of nuts.
00:13:33.000 Yeah.
00:13:33.000 We're so spoiled by the time that we arrived.
00:13:38.000 We're so spoiled that being alive in the year 2012, just a few hundred years ago, there was people that got in boats and just traveled and didn't know where the fuck they were going and had no idea what they would find and didn't have maps. 0.52
00:13:57.000 It's just a hundred... 0.73
00:13:58.000 But dude, think about...
00:13:59.000 What is it, 500 years ago?
00:14:00.000 I love to think about that, man. 0.99
00:14:02.000 And I love to think about the fucking feeling. 1.00
00:14:05.000 That feeling that that... 1.00
00:14:06.000 That's a feeling.
00:14:07.000 I mean, we can find that...
00:14:09.000 I mean, you could esoterically say, you know, we can search into the world of psychedelics for new lands.
00:14:15.000 Yeah, but no one is ever going to know until interstellar travel happens. 0.98
00:14:19.000 No one's ever going to know that fucking feeling of being on a ship. 0.92
00:14:23.000 And for the first time, seeing land in a place where no one knows there's land? 0.99
00:14:28.000 Yeah, and the idea that you would have the audacity to go look in the ocean, to not know what's on the other side, to just go out there, like, oh my god, you had to have fucking tremendous balls. 0.99
00:14:41.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:14:41.000 And one of the things that must have been amazing back then was the ability to see the stars. 0.98
00:14:47.000 Like, as long as it wasn't cloudy out, you could really see everything, because there was no light pollution.
00:14:53.000 Where if you've ever been in the country in the middle of the night and you look up on a clear night and just see fucking unbelievable amounts of stars, it really makes you sad that that's not a regular feature.
00:15:06.000 That what we've done by creating these beautiful cities and these safe roads to travel on, we've disconnected ourselves from the vision of the cosmos, of our part in the cosmos.
00:15:16.000 Yep.
00:15:17.000 When you're like in the country, man, you're staying in a farm and you go like kick back in a hammock and you look up and the entire sky is filled with stars, that is a perspective enhancing experience.
00:15:29.000 That's a visual psychedelic.
00:15:31.000 Oh yeah.
00:15:32.000 Just staring at the stars is a very visual psychedelic.
00:15:35.000 Well I mean you've got like light.
00:15:38.000 Pouring into your eyes from the far reaches of the universe.
00:15:43.000 You've got light coming into your eyes that's from so long ago.
00:15:49.000 And you're getting that feeling that you get when you see something beautiful.
00:15:54.000 We seek out beautiful things.
00:15:56.000 We seek out them, whether they're flowers or sculptures or a person or a car.
00:16:02.000 There's something that strikes us when we see something beautiful.
00:16:05.000 You know, it's all subjective, but To each person, whatever their beautiful is, it lights that charge in their mind.
00:16:12.000 Yeah.
00:16:12.000 Like, have you ever seen a guy who's, like, really into old cars, and he sees an old Corvette or something like that?
00:16:17.000 Oh, this is a 67. Yeah.
00:16:19.000 Look at the lines on this baby.
00:16:21.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:16:21.000 And you see him, like, his fucking eyes light up, and, like, there's a charge that a person gets from a thing of beauty, from seeing something that's beautiful. 0.99
00:16:30.000 There's an idea that that... 0.98
00:16:31.000 Everything of beauty is lying underneath everything, that the world's just covering that beauty up, and that people use objects as a way to limit the beauty because to like really accept the whole thing is like would be so potent that you We're good to go.
00:16:56.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:17:04.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:17:05.000 Because that's a peak feeling. 1.00
00:17:07.000 That feeling of being like, whatever the thing is that activates it.
00:17:11.000 Sometimes I think that maybe that's what enlightenment is.
00:17:13.000 Is when you just hit that feeling perpetually.
00:17:16.000 You're just perpetually in that space of like, wow, this is amazing.
00:17:22.000 I had a friend who was really into Buddhism.
00:17:26.000 And she had this thing on her wall that said, enlightenment is possible in this lifetime.
00:17:33.000 Yeah.
00:17:33.000 And I remember reading that going, wow, that is a profound statement.
00:17:36.000 You know, enlightenment is possible in this lifetime.
00:17:39.000 And I remember thinking, like, wow, what a weird thing we all have in our heads is this reality. 0.93
00:17:47.000 Burning desire to get our shit together. 0.84
00:17:50.000 Everybody would love to be enlightened. 0.99
00:17:53.000 Beware of anybody who tells you they are.
00:17:55.000 Beware of anybody who tells you they don't want to be.
00:17:57.000 Wow, that's great.
00:17:58.000 I just made that up.
00:18:00.000 That's great, dude.
00:18:01.000 That's really good.
00:18:02.000 It's delicious.
00:18:02.000 It's a gift from the universe.
00:18:05.000 I'm sure somebody probably already said it somewhere.
00:18:08.000 Already, yeah.
00:18:09.000 That's too good.
00:18:10.000 I couldn't have made that one up.
00:18:11.000 No, I've never heard it. 1.00
00:18:12.000 I've heard if you see the Buddha on the road, kill him. 0.82
00:18:14.000 I've never heard...
00:18:15.000 Beware of anybody who says they're enlightened or who says they don't want to be.
00:18:19.000 That's pretty good.
00:18:19.000 When you talk to people and they have this box that they don't want to operate in.
00:18:23.000 Hey, I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:18:24.000 This is how I live. 1.00
00:18:25.000 This is how I'm going to die.
00:18:27.000 It's like our thing we did and you and I broke down that country western song. 0.98
00:18:32.000 That ridiculous ending. 0.74
00:18:35.000 I'm happy to be a single-celled organism. 0.85
00:18:37.000 Anybody who wants to change that, you've got to come through me.
00:18:39.000 Yeah, man.
00:18:41.000 That kind of constricted life sucks for the person who's living in the constricted life and for the people living around the person in the constricted life. 0.99
00:18:49.000 And it's like you can – if you just play around with that fucking idea that you can permanently – Permanently. 0.94
00:18:56.000 Shift your consciousness so that you are experiencing life in the way that, like, those, however many times you've had it happen in your life, some people more, sometimes less, when you're, for the first time you've, like, accomplished some big thing, and you get that sense of, like, oh my god, 0.97
00:19:11.000 man, I can fucking, I can really do shit that I didn't think I could do.
00:19:16.000 That feeling is like the universe at that moment unfolds. 0.99
00:19:19.000 It's like a whole new room, a whole new giant land pops open in your subjective universe.
00:19:25.000 You're like, wow, there's an entire other part of this life I had no idea about.
00:19:30.000 Well, it's like, if you can always be in that state of recognizing that This is the most beautiful peak experience that could happen to anything, which I think is what enlightened people, the people I've been around who are very advanced,
00:19:46.000 I wouldn't call them enlightened.
00:19:48.000 They're just happy, man.
00:19:49.000 They're just like, happy is the wrong word for it though.
00:19:51.000 They're like connected and they're really, really not afraid to express love.
00:20:00.000 You know, they're very, they're feeling love all the time.
00:20:04.000 I think that that's a cool idea that you could feel that all the time.
00:20:07.000 I think that's a beautiful idea that you could be in that place all the time.
00:20:10.000 If you're careful about your friends and you only surround yourself with positive people, I think you can work that out.
00:20:16.000 I think you can do that all the time.
00:20:18.000 It's all about constructing that environment, though.
00:20:21.000 You have to do that by sharp editing throughout your entire life.
00:20:25.000 You've got to figure out how to edit yourself and edit people.
00:20:28.000 You've got to figure out how to get rid of as many of your own negative instances, any of those that you can get away with not causing yourself.
00:20:40.000 Minimize that.
00:20:41.000 Try to get it down to zero.
00:20:42.000 None of the negative moments are created because of your actions.
00:20:46.000 And then figure out who's creating all those other negative moments and eliminate interaction with those people.
00:20:53.000 Yes.
00:20:54.000 I mean, if you can do that and then find like-minded folks who will not put anything – try not to do anything negative to their friends and don't want to accept anything negative either, then you're around a bunch of people who love each other.
00:21:06.000 Let me throw out an idea because this is – What you're talking about is something that... 0.98
00:21:10.000 Some hippie bullshit. 0.99
00:21:11.000 No, it ain't. 1.00
00:21:12.000 It ain't hippie bullshit, man. 0.99
00:21:14.000 This is like the idea of like, well, in the beginning, you know, there's a... 0.99
00:21:19.000 The beginning of spiritual life is what they say.
00:21:21.000 They say the beginning of spiritual life is like a tendril, like the beginning of like when a tree grows, right? 0.96
00:21:29.000 And when a tree is growing at first, the most gigantic tree started off as a tiny little fucking sprig. 0.99
00:21:36.000 So when you're in that place, it's really important to keep shit out that can like fuck you up. 0.99
00:21:40.000 And that's the idea of cutting people out or like cutting out the negative elements. 0.99
00:21:44.000 But then there's this other idea that I was listening to some Ram Dass lecture.
00:21:49.000 Reactivity.
00:21:50.000 And that when you're around someone who's got a difficult personality or someone who's like an instigator, a drama vortex, You still get to decide if you're going to be reactive to that person or not.
00:22:03.000 You still get to be in control of the way you feel around that person. 0.99
00:22:06.000 But in the beginning, that person can make you feel like shit. 1.00
00:22:09.000 When you're around an asshole, your mood will drop. 1.00
00:22:12.000 Your mood shifts. 1.00
00:22:13.000 You get mad.
00:22:13.000 You get unhappy.
00:22:14.000 You feel threatened.
00:22:15.000 But the idea is as you advance and gain more and more control of your consciousness, then that stops happening. 1.00
00:22:22.000 So you use that asshole as an emotional gem. 1.00
00:22:25.000 Yes. 1.00
00:22:25.000 You use them as an emotional or psychological growth sparring partner. 1.00
00:22:30.000 And as you deal with their douchiness, you learn how to better navigate douchiness throughout your life. 1.00
00:22:36.000 Yeah, and also for the first time when the asshole is around someone who isn't reacting to them being an asshole, they're going to be like, what the fuck is this? 1.00
00:22:44.000 Because their whole life, they've been going through life getting cues from people like, I don't think so. 1.00
00:22:49.000 So all of a sudden, if they're around someone who's like...
00:22:53.000 You know, beaming.
00:22:54.000 And the way that you would be beaming around when you saw, like, when Joey Diaz walks into a room.
00:22:59.000 Right. 1.00
00:22:59.000 You're beaming that way around a cunt. 1.00
00:23:01.000 Suddenly they're like, what the fuck is this? 1.00
00:23:05.000 LAUGHTER Well, the real problem, though, is when they become physically violent. 1.00
00:23:10.000 When you have dumb cunts that want to punch you, that's when you run into real situations. 1.00
00:23:14.000 Yes, but how often? 1.00
00:23:15.000 I mean, that doesn't happen that often.
00:23:16.000 Most of the time, but you've managed to surround yourself with, you know, hipsters.
00:23:21.000 I mean, if you're in certain parts of the country, certain parts of cities, you can get punched in the face randomly.
00:23:28.000 There's a terrible video of a woman in London.
00:23:31.000 Some guy just comes and cracks her for no reason. 0.58
00:23:34.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:23:34.000 They're looking for the guy.
00:23:35.000 Some teenage girl knocked unconscious. 1.00
00:23:38.000 Demonic son of a bitch. 1.00
00:23:39.000 It's just fucked up that people are capable of doing shit like that and that there's the broad spectrum of The possible human actions. 1.00
00:23:47.000 It's so broad. 1.00
00:23:48.000 I mean, you could be a guy that she could have crossed paths with a guy who was like, good morning, you know, top of the day to you and been real happy and made her feel really good.
00:23:58.000 And she could have moved on to, you know, her job or whatever, feeling like really good.
00:24:03.000 Instead, she runs into the wrong guy.
00:24:05.000 And then he cracks her and knocks her unconscious for no reason whatsoever.
00:24:08.000 She hits her head in the concrete like it's bad.
00:24:10.000 I saw it, dude.
00:24:11.000 She's out.
00:24:12.000 It's horrible.
00:24:12.000 You know what's amazing, man?
00:24:13.000 This is, again, that shit we were talking about in the beginning. 0.99
00:24:16.000 This is the shift that's happening. 1.00
00:24:17.000 Because there was a time in human history when a thug could go galloping up behind some young lass in the street and knock her down.
00:24:23.000 And, like, the entire planet doesn't know about it in a matter of, like, eight hours.
00:24:27.000 You know, this is the incredible time that we're in is that...
00:24:32.000 It's a double-edged sword. 0.99
00:24:34.000 You see something like that and you're either going to be like, God damn, this is a fucked up world we're living in. 1.00
00:24:40.000 There's guys who just run up behind someone and punch them in the head. 1.00
00:24:43.000 Or the other side of it is like, fuck! 1.00
00:24:46.000 In a day or two, this act of violence has been broadcast all over the planet and has created a situation where people could talk about how awful it is and how bad that is that people are like that. 0.99
00:24:59.000 I think that elevates us a little bit.
00:25:01.000 I think it just takes a lot more time than we're used to because we're used to processing power going up in a year and hard drive space doubling.
00:25:09.000 We're used to all these massive improvements and then we don't see that in human nature and it's really frustrating.
00:25:16.000 I think that this shift that we keep saying I think it's just more subtle than people would like.
00:25:24.000 It's not as fast as going from an old tube television to a 55-inch flat screen.
00:25:29.000 It's not the difference between having DSL and having 56K. It's too small.
00:25:39.000 So we still see these versions of the worst-case scenarios of human behavior.
00:25:46.000 It's shocking to us that they still exist, but I think the direction is for them to exist less.
00:25:52.000 It seems like more and more, as part of the shift, things are standing out that aren't shifting more and more. 0.98
00:25:59.000 So like, you know, like Romney, for example, or like these like crazy fucking like, you know, homophobic, anti-abortion Republicans Talking about my family, boy? 1.00
00:26:12.000 These crusty old sons of bitches more and more are starting to look like monsters. 1.00
00:26:16.000 They're starting to look more like freaks. 1.00
00:26:19.000 Whereas they used to be able to like, you know, they used to be able to turn fucking high-powered water hoses on crowds of black people, you know, without losing their jobs. 0.99
00:26:30.000 You know what I mean? 0.98
00:26:31.000 Like, so this this shift is like, but it's really interesting to watch the way that a lot of these crusty old pundits are reacting to it, man.
00:26:39.000 They're having the same effect that when they threw water on the witch and the Wizard of Oz, you know, that kind of like they're hissing and shrieking and they don't know how to deal with it.
00:26:48.000 What's fascinating to me is that with this With this new sort of understanding of people that we're getting because of the internet, there's water all over me.
00:27:00.000 I spilled coffee on me.
00:27:01.000 I have a nice shirt and I didn't want to ruin it.
00:27:03.000 With this new understanding that people have of having the access to these kind of stories, having the access to these horrible stories, things that are happening from the Gaza Strip, this shift that's going on,
00:27:21.000 as it's happening, All these horrific things that still exist in the world, they seem to escalate.
00:27:29.000 Almost as if they're worried that something's coming at them.
00:27:32.000 Almost as if, like, it's the, you know, the fundamentalism gets even more and more extreme and more and more hateful and more and more crazy. 1.00
00:27:40.000 And you start getting shit like God hates fags and guys holding up a fucking sign. 1.00
00:27:44.000 They have a whole website dedicated to it. 1.00
00:27:46.000 And, like, all of the hate that you see with, you know, we had...
00:27:52.000 On the podcast, we had this conversation with Shane Smith about Pakistan and India and the potential for nuclear war.
00:28:00.000 And it was one of the scariest conversations ever.
00:28:02.000 Right.
00:28:02.000 Because these people, it's almost like a lost state like Pakistan.
00:28:07.000 He was talking about how chaotic it is and how chaotic the rulership is and how they hate India and India hates them and that different leaders have said they wanted to strap themselves to a nuclear bomb and go over there and blow the other people up.
00:28:19.000 That this all exists at the same time as this new understanding and this new shift.
00:28:25.000 It's almost like it's this resistance. 0.97
00:28:27.000 And it's almost like this thing that we have to rally against, like the most fucked up part of human nature. 0.93
00:28:33.000 It's like we have to rally against that. 0.75
00:28:35.000 And that's what unites people.
00:28:38.000 Otherwise, we'd be too lazy.
00:28:39.000 Otherwise, we would accept mediocrity.
00:28:42.000 We would accept a certain slow tempo to the evolution of human consciousness.
00:28:47.000 But this forces it to act. 0.99
00:28:50.000 All the evil and all the fucked up actions of the world and fucking drone attacks and all this craziness forces us to act and think. 0.99
00:29:00.000 Well, again, man, yes, I agree. 0.99
00:29:02.000 There is part of me that gets scared because I feel like that thing gets backed into a corner and it decides to press the button.
00:29:08.000 But I think that what's really what's happening is an amplification effect.
00:29:13.000 I think acts of violence are becoming Yeah.
00:29:37.000 People organize from the internet and suddenly God Hates Fags is now, wherever they go, they get surrounded by mobs holding signs. 0.65
00:29:45.000 God hates signs. 0.98
00:29:46.000 God hates this.
00:29:47.000 God hates that.
00:29:48.000 Giant signs blocking them out.
00:29:50.000 So it's like the hate is getting absorbed.
00:29:52.000 It's getting, it's not working.
00:29:54.000 It's not working.
00:29:55.000 It just seems like it's horrible because it's being broadcast to so many people.
00:29:59.000 But the way people are reacting, that's what's important.
00:30:02.000 That's what's important.
00:30:03.000 As long as people are reacting.
00:30:05.000 You know, that's the number one thing and not ignoring it.
00:30:07.000 That's great. 0.91
00:30:08.000 And as long as people are reacting in whatever way, just fucking as simple as a thing is like just tweeting, just tweeting something, retweeting something about some of the violence that's happening, just anything to get the information out there and keep that fucking pot bubbling. 0.97
00:30:22.000 That's great, man. 0.97
00:30:23.000 That will continue to push the warmongers into the periphery. 0.99
00:30:28.000 And I think that what just happened with Romney and fucking Obama, Well, we're lucky. 0.99
00:30:33.000 Look what's going on with Egypt. 0.99
00:30:35.000 Where the new president decided to give himself all-powerful status.
00:30:40.000 But look what's happening.
00:30:41.000 Even there, look what's happening.
00:30:42.000 It's not working. 0.98
00:30:44.000 It's not fucking working. 0.95
00:30:46.000 That stuff isn't working in the way it used to work. 0.98
00:30:48.000 And that's the shift. 0.99
00:30:50.000 The mojo that these fucking... 1.00
00:30:52.000 Old white dudes used to have is fading. 1.00
00:30:55.000 It's fading away, man. 0.99
00:30:57.000 It feels like the magic is leaving them, which is why it's so beautiful when you watch Karl Rove on Fox News having a little Wizard of Oz-style man-behind-the-curtain meltdown as he realizes that his evil scheme to try to get Romney into power didn't fucking work. 0.92
00:31:13.000 That's cool. 0.95
00:31:14.000 That's cool.
00:31:15.000 That's beautiful.
00:31:16.000 He was like, no, the numbers are wrong.
00:31:17.000 The numbers are wrong.
00:31:18.000 Yeah.
00:31:19.000 He wouldn't admit it, man.
00:31:20.000 He wouldn't admit the defeat.
00:31:21.000 Yeah, it's great to watch.
00:31:22.000 And a lot of them are like, that's what's happening.
00:31:24.000 They don't want to admit...
00:31:26.000 They're always upholding the virtues of this country and how we come from revolution.
00:31:32.000 But when the real revolution starts happening, they're like, I'm going to secede now. 0.99
00:31:36.000 I'm going to secede because the real revolution isn't a revolution where we all get to hide in our shacks and collect our fucking guns. 0.99
00:31:43.000 Look at this photo. 0.99
00:31:43.000 This photo is 200,000 Egyptians and they're protesting. 0.99
00:31:47.000 What's crazy is they're protesting around an ancient It's an obelisk.
00:31:51.000 It's from, you know, the dynastic Egypt.
00:31:55.000 It's this incredible stone mystery that's covered in hieroglyphs. 0.99
00:31:59.000 And these people are protesting around it and screaming and yelling that you can't have fucking... 0.99
00:32:05.000 We're done. 0.99
00:32:07.000 Like, we elected someone.
00:32:08.000 The idea is that we're now in a democracy.
00:32:10.000 You cannot have this crazy power grab.
00:32:13.000 But he wants to say that he can't get arrested, he can't go to jail, he can't be tried.
00:32:19.000 Didn't work!
00:32:19.000 Look at that!
00:32:20.000 Didn't work, asshole! 1.00
00:32:21.000 Amazing, though, that he would want to do that. 1.00
00:32:23.000 And he says it's because of his opposition.
00:32:25.000 Because his opposition would try to do terrible things to him.
00:32:27.000 The Muslim Brotherhood? 0.74
00:32:29.000 Well, he's the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.95
00:32:30.000 Oh, he is?
00:32:31.000 Yeah, the Muslim Brotherhood is what's in power now. 0.98
00:32:33.000 At least I believe so.
00:32:34.000 I believe that's how it goes.
00:32:35.000 For some reason I don't think that, but I don't know.
00:32:37.000 I don't know.
00:32:38.000 You might be right.
00:32:39.000 I don't know.
00:32:41.000 Here it goes.
00:32:42.000 Protesters stormed the headquarters of the Muslim Brotherhood in the country's second largest city of...
00:32:47.000 So it's the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.90
00:32:49.000 It is the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.92
00:32:50.000 So this guy wanted to do something where he didn't have any...
00:32:55.000 He had no worries whatsoever about ever being arrested and essentially he could...
00:33:00.000 Be a dictator.
00:33:01.000 He wanted to be a dictator.
00:33:02.000 Right. 1.00
00:33:03.000 And they're like, no, bitch. 1.00
00:33:04.000 It just isn't working. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Sorry.
00:33:05.000 It's the same thing as like, it's just whenever you start letting freedom out of the bottle, man, you're not going to get the freedom back in.
00:33:11.000 Once people feel that sense of like, holy shit, if we get together, we can change things in a big way.
00:33:16.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:33:17.000 You're not going to be, suddenly they're not going to be like, all right, you're okay.
00:33:19.000 We'll let you be the new dictator. 0.92
00:33:21.000 It's like, no, man, we've learned.
00:33:23.000 We've learned how to change things through the group mind.
00:33:26.000 Do you think it's possible, though, that moving forward we're ever going to get to a position of no...
00:33:31.000 We'll have no one above anyone else.
00:33:34.000 No one in a position of, like, president or where they can take executive privilege.
00:33:39.000 Like, Obama did that with that whole gunrunning thing.
00:33:41.000 With that whole, you know, that whole... 0.99
00:33:44.000 What the fuck they call it? 0.98
00:33:45.000 Fast and Furious? 1.00
00:33:46.000 Yes.
00:33:46.000 Where they sold guns to the Mexican drug lords just to track them and those guns wound up being used on American citizens.
00:33:52.000 Like it doesn't make any sense.
00:33:55.000 The story makes no sense.
00:33:56.000 Like the story that they would sell guns to the Mexican drug lords so they could track the guns. 1.00
00:34:00.000 That's one of the dumbest fucking ideas I've ever heard in my life. 1.00
00:34:03.000 You're gonna arm them with thousands of guns so that you could track those guns. 1.00
00:34:07.000 Right.
00:34:07.000 Who do you think they're going to do with those guns?
00:34:08.000 They're going to kill people. 0.72
00:34:09.000 That's the craziest idea I've ever heard.
00:34:11.000 It's almost like that's their excuse, like that's what they're going to say, and they have it planned out and make it look like that's what they're doing, but really what they're doing is they're profiting on selling guns.
00:34:20.000 Could be. 0.99
00:34:21.000 And they're just playing dumb. 0.99
00:34:23.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:23.000 That makes a lot more sense to me. 0.99
00:34:24.000 It doesn't make any sense to me that someone would think that selling criminals guns is a good idea because then you could track the guns. 0.99
00:34:30.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.98
00:34:32.000 Dude, we don't... 0.99
00:34:33.000 I mean, that's a problem. 0.99
00:34:34.000 That shit gets so obscured by, like... 0.99
00:34:36.000 They have so many great ways of, like, diffusing information, of adding information to information that's not real, of subtracting shit that it becomes... 1.00
00:34:44.000 Who the fuck knows what it is? 0.98
00:34:46.000 Right, but when it becomes a part of... 0.99
00:34:48.000 You know, like, the government where the president doesn't have to get tried on this.
00:34:54.000 He invoked this executive privilege.
00:34:56.000 He doesn't have to testify.
00:34:57.000 That's squirrely. 1.00
00:34:58.000 That shit's squirrely. 1.00
00:35:00.000 I don't think there's ever a time where anyone should be able to say, like, oh, I had something to do with that whole guns being sold to fucking crazy people who kill people on a regular basis, but I don't want to talk about it. 1.00
00:35:14.000 You either knew about it or you didn't know about it. 1.00
00:35:16.000 It's like, we hired you, bitch! 1.00
00:35:17.000 You gotta talk about it. 1.00
00:35:18.000 And if you knew about it and you didn't do anything about it, that's incompetence.
00:35:21.000 That's crazy. 0.99
00:35:22.000 If you let that fly, if Obama let that fly, that's one of the dumbest things a president could ever approve ever. 0.99
00:35:27.000 So we should know. 0.95
00:35:28.000 We should know whether or not, especially in the time of a re-election when that was going on.
00:35:32.000 There's no way he shouldn't have to say, well, I thought it was a Good idea.
00:35:36.000 At the time, they assured me these guns would misfire.
00:35:39.000 You know, there was no, there was no...
00:35:40.000 Or like Romney's tax returns. 0.99
00:35:42.000 Like that shit, like that kind of information should be all on the table. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Yeah, you should know how much he paid in taxes because you know how rich he is. 0.99
00:35:50.000 And if he really did weasel it out and then the last couple of years decided to start paying a lot of taxes to show, you know, so he had it on paper. 0.94
00:35:57.000 If you're running for the office like that, yeah, I mean, that's the, the idea is, you know, To change this fucking businessman president into, like, public servant president. 0.93
00:36:06.000 That's the idea that you want. 0.99
00:36:08.000 You want the fucking guy who, like, runs Costco. 1.00
00:36:10.000 I just saw this thing on Reddit. 1.00
00:36:12.000 The guy who runs Costco pays his employees, like, $18 an hour minimum.
00:36:17.000 They have health insurance and he only makes $500,000 a year. 0.99
00:36:20.000 This is the guy who fucking runs Costco. 0.99
00:36:23.000 Like, think about that. 1.00
00:36:24.000 Meanwhile, the guy who runs Walmart is, like, something out of fucking Pink Floyd the Wall. 1.00
00:36:29.000 He's just some pig man who's, like... 1.00
00:36:34.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:36:35.000 It's crazy.
00:36:36.000 It's crazy, but that's the shift, man. 0.96
00:36:38.000 We want more things shifting to that so that you get the Costco version of the fucking president that's like, yeah, you know, I'm really just in this because I'm trying to make this country prosperous and the people in this country have as much access to, like, healthcare and what they need to live really great lives. 0.92
00:36:54.000 So more Richard Branson, less... 0.91
00:36:58.000 That's Rupert Murdoch.
00:36:59.000 Yes! 1.00
00:37:00.000 These old fucking warlock pigs, man. 1.00
00:37:03.000 Drive them into the shadows! 1.00
00:37:06.000 Warlock pigs? 0.98
00:37:07.000 That'd be an awesome name for a band. 0.74
00:37:11.000 Warlock pigs?
00:37:12.000 Yeah, man. 0.60
00:37:12.000 We need more Bransons, Interstellar Travel. 0.60
00:37:15.000 We need more fucking Steve Jobs, you know? 0.99
00:37:17.000 We need more fucking, like, more of that running the show. 1.00
00:37:20.000 And I think that's gonna happen more and more. 0.99
00:37:22.000 Well, you know, what I'm really impressed with when you talk to people that work for Google.
00:37:27.000 When you talk to people that work for Google and they tell you what a great company is to work for and how well they're treated and, like, the facilities, their campus, I guess they call it, a campus.
00:37:35.000 Yes.
00:37:36.000 You know, you hear those kind of stories.
00:37:38.000 Like, you know that it's possible that a company can operate like that.
00:37:40.000 Dude, any kind of super, anyone who's plugging into this vibe that's happening right now, whatever the fuck this thing is, man, you know right away that it's all about connectivity.
00:37:48.000 And you know right away that the feeling you get from giving more than you're supposed to give is such an awesome feeling.
00:37:56.000 And that feeling, that state of mind where you're putting out more than you're supposed to be putting out, it seems like in that state of mind is where the bigger ideas come from anyway.
00:38:05.000 It's like, That's creating a fertile ground in your consciousness to open up for, like, the big ideas. 0.98
00:38:12.000 But if you're shut down, closed down, if you're fucking... 0.99
00:38:15.000 If you're just one big human muscle spasm pushing all your gems into the black... 1.00
00:38:31.000 He's so silly! 1.00
00:38:33.000 Who's sillier than that guy? 1.00
00:38:35.000 Did you pay attention to that shit Brian? 1.00
00:38:37.000 Yeah, I don't like the guy anymore. 1.00
00:38:39.000 I used to like him a lot, but he just seems like he's a crazy kook now. 1.00
00:38:42.000 Yeah, right? 0.83
00:38:43.000 Like, something happened.
00:38:44.000 Something happened.
00:38:44.000 Like, he shifted.
00:38:45.000 Yeah, it's that Trump water.
00:38:46.000 Hey, man, I can't see your face the way we have everything set up. 1.00
00:38:49.000 This is stupid. 1.00
00:38:50.000 Eh, I know. 0.99
00:38:51.000 I'm gonna see you, sweetie.
00:38:53.000 We should put a TV on the other side of this monitor.
00:38:56.000 Yeah, I don't want you, uh...
00:38:58.000 You could be making funny faces at me.
00:38:59.000 I wouldn't even know.
00:39:01.000 How dare you.
00:39:03.000 We're still working this place out, ladies and gentlemen.
00:39:06.000 Um...
00:39:06.000 My mic sounds weird.
00:39:08.000 It sounds like I'm a robot.
00:39:09.000 Sounds fine to us.
00:39:10.000 Does it sound okay to you?
00:39:11.000 I think it's the Lakers knowing that you don't like them, but you're wearing their headset.
00:39:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:17.000 They're getting mad.
00:39:18.000 Oh, that's Lakers colors.
00:39:20.000 These are all Skullcandy gave us these.
00:39:22.000 Thanks, Skullcandy.
00:39:23.000 Do you have the Bill Burr ones down there?
00:39:25.000 Bill Burr ones?
00:39:26.000 Oh, yeah, the Boston Celtics.
00:39:27.000 Come on! 0.61
00:39:28.000 Come on! 0.61
00:39:30.000 Celtics.
00:39:31.000 They have them, I guess, for basically every team.
00:39:33.000 Are these good headsets, man?
00:39:35.000 I've been real close to forking out some dope.
00:39:37.000 No, I'll give you a pair of these.
00:39:39.000 Hell yeah! 0.95
00:39:40.000 They're awesome.
00:39:41.000 Yeah, Skullcandy's been sending them to us.
00:39:43.000 They're like 140 bucks.
00:39:44.000 Yeah, they're expensive.
00:39:45.000 They're good, though. 0.99
00:39:46.000 They sound fucking wicked. 0.97
00:39:48.000 They sent me this whole email explaining how they spent a lot of money on research and development to try to make really good sounding ones. 0.99
00:39:56.000 That initially they were more of like a lifestyle company.
00:39:58.000 They had like good ones, but now they're concentrating on really creating like something that like a DJ would listen with. 0.99
00:40:04.000 I leave fucking earbuds scattered across this fucking country like spider thread. 1.00
00:40:10.000 And chargers. 1.00
00:40:11.000 Just chargers and fucking earbuds everywhere I go. 1.00
00:40:14.000 And sunglasses. 1.00
00:40:15.000 And sunglasses. 1.00
00:40:16.000 I lost my goddamn eye pad. 1.00
00:40:19.000 I lost my fucking digital recorder. 1.00
00:40:21.000 I'm like a fucking 11-year-old with like bad ADD at a summer camp on this last tour I did. 1.00
00:40:26.000 I left shit everywhere. 1.00
00:40:27.000 You even lost me! 0.99
00:40:28.000 Well, see, first of all...
00:40:29.000 I have lost the puppet!
00:40:31.000 You lost Lil Hobo! 1.00
00:40:32.000 Hey, what about me, bud?
00:40:35.000 Saying this last tour, whenever you go on tour, man, you're going from one hotel room to another hotel room. 1.00
00:40:41.000 You're lucky if you keep 80% of your shit. 1.00
00:40:43.000 It's amazing how much you lose, dude! 1.00
00:40:45.000 It's amazing!
00:40:47.000 Dude, do you feel bad?
00:40:49.000 Not that I do this, but I think you might do it.
00:40:51.000 Do you feel guilty when you jizz in the hotel room?
00:40:57.000 What do you throw the tissue down?
00:40:59.000 Have you ever done that and you realize... 1.00
00:41:01.000 You laughter fuck. 1.00
00:41:02.000 What are you wiping in? 1.00
00:41:03.000 I throw it.
00:41:04.000 You feel bad?
00:41:05.000 You just throw it down the wall. 0.99
00:41:07.000 Oh, you're a joke, yeah.
00:41:09.000 You're sweet.
00:41:09.000 Don't do that.
00:41:11.000 Well, you know what I mean?
00:41:12.000 Like, I feel bad for the maids, man. 0.99
00:41:13.000 Like, all the fucking... 0.99
00:41:15.000 Did you tip them? 1.00
00:41:16.000 The maids? 1.00
00:41:17.000 I just started fucking tipping the maids. 1.00
00:41:19.000 Yeah, me too. 0.99
00:41:19.000 I didn't even know you were supposed to do that. 0.99
00:41:21.000 Yeah, that's something I just woke up to.
00:41:23.000 Yeah, I just started doing that.
00:41:25.000 Good for you.
00:41:26.000 But unfortunately, for many, many maids, I've had to pick up a crusty old thing.
00:41:32.000 How many of them sucked on the napkins?
00:41:35.000 To take in your salty treasure.
00:41:37.000 How many of them are immortal now?
00:41:39.000 Take in your salty treasure.
00:41:40.000 Oh, like that's what they feed on? 0.93
00:41:43.000 Yeah, like a washcloth just sucking on the washcloth. 0.70
00:41:46.000 They fight over them?
00:41:46.000 You come in the bathroom and she doesn't know that you used your key to get back in because she didn't hear the door open because she's making that sucking noise.
00:41:54.000 She's like on top of it like a praying mantis eating a fucking bug. 1.00
00:41:59.000 Like a vampire. 1.00
00:41:59.000 Slowly starting to bring color back to her face. 1.00
00:42:03.000 God, vampires were so close to being awesome, man. 0.98
00:42:06.000 If only they wanted jizz, huh? 0.99
00:42:07.000 Well, that would be the succubus. 1.00
00:42:09.000 They would be attached to your dick and balls with like knife-like teeth so that you were scared to move. 1.00
00:42:14.000 So you'd lay there in terror and you would just shoot a load out of pure fear. 1.00
00:42:18.000 And they would just keep sucking on it. 0.99
00:42:20.000 What a great look. 0.98
00:42:21.000 And they wouldn't let you pull it out.
00:42:22.000 Oh god!
00:42:22.000 Oh god!
00:42:23.000 Please!
00:42:23.000 Please!
00:42:23.000 And you know that feeling like after you come where you want to like...
00:42:26.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:26.000 Like if someone touches your dick like... 1.00
00:42:28.000 Yeah! 1.00
00:42:28.000 Yeah! 1.00
00:42:29.000 Like it tickles almost.
00:42:30.000 Like it's too crazy. 0.99
00:42:31.000 Blowjob after you come. 0.99
00:42:31.000 Imagine that if a giant succubus with teeth. 0.99
00:42:34.000 It's attaching itself to the head of your dick and sucking on it. 1.00
00:42:38.000 And you can't pull your dick back because if you do, it gets shredded. 1.00
00:42:41.000 And you feel the stinger on your neck kind of push in a little bit if you start struggling too much? 1.00
00:42:46.000 Yeah, this giant stinger like a scorpion comes over the top of your head so while you're blowing it, And while it's sucking your dick, its stinger is like attached to your spine. 0.99
00:42:57.000 And you're looking out in this weird cave it's dragged you into and it's just all like withered dude corpses. 0.99
00:43:02.000 Maybe a couple of guys still alive.
00:43:04.000 And the stinger has two vice-like tentacles on either side that clamp down on your neck. 1.00
00:43:09.000 So right before it pushes that stinger against your spine, those things get tighter and tighter and it lets you know, don't go anywhere, I'm sucking your dick. 1.00
00:43:17.000 Yeah, and this is gonna go on for five years. 1.00
00:43:19.000 Giant teeth.
00:43:23.000 Dude, I never pictured them like that. 1.00
00:43:25.000 Like, when I think of a succubus, I think of World of Warcraft, this fucking hot chick with, like, leather boots, like a dominatrix with a little whip that, like, you know, over-fucks you, but it's great. 0.99
00:43:35.000 Maybe it starts out as a beautiful girl, and then you realize in the middle of having sex with it, like, sort of like Jack Nicholson when he's making out with that lady in The Shining, and then all of a sudden she was, like, a hundred years old. 0.99
00:43:45.000 With cancer all over her back. 0.95
00:43:47.000 Maybe that's how it gets you.
00:43:48.000 Or Conan.
00:43:48.000 Maybe it looks like Rose McGowan, and then you move in for the kill.
00:43:51.000 You start squeezing her ass, and all of a sudden she morphs into this thing. 1.00
00:43:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:43:56.000 And just, you can't move. 0.99
00:43:57.000 It's clamped to hold your neck, and then it starts sucking you off. 1.00
00:44:00.000 Yeah, I think that's the story of a lot of people's fucking lives, man. 1.00
00:44:04.000 It is. 0.99
00:44:04.000 It always starts off like that. 0.99
00:44:06.000 Next thing you know, you're clamped into some kind of...
00:44:08.000 It's a symbol, you know?
00:44:10.000 It's like the sirens that sing, and the sailors crash their ships on the island, you know? 0.98
00:44:16.000 It's all the same fucking story, right? 0.98
00:44:19.000 How come guys don't see those in prison? 0.99
00:44:21.000 Like, you know, some girl, a fake girl with a key that's gonna let you out. 0.98
00:44:25.000 Do you ever hear of, like, crazy hallucinations in prison?
00:44:28.000 I don't know about that.
00:44:29.000 I'm pretty sure there's some pretty crazy hallucinations in prison.
00:44:32.000 Yeah, but I mean, like, that kind of reoccurring theme of, like, someone with a light near the rocks going, come on over here.
00:44:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:39.000 You know, and the sailors smash into the rocks.
00:44:41.000 Prison harpies? 0.90
00:44:42.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 There's prison harpies, man. 1.00
00:44:44.000 They're called trannies. 1.00
00:44:48.000 We had Victor Conte on.
00:44:50.000 He was telling us about his time in a minimum security prison where you were allowed to leave whenever you want.
00:44:55.000 People would come and pick up their family.
00:44:57.000 You only had to stay there a certain amount of time.
00:44:59.000 You could get passes to leave.
00:45:01.000 He said that the security guards, like there was a girl security guard that would make money prostituting herself. 1.00
00:45:07.000 Yeah.
00:45:07.000 Like, you could go get some head from the security guard.
00:45:10.000 She made a lot of extra money that way. 1.00
00:45:12.000 Makes sense to me, these poor bastards. 1.00
00:45:13.000 How are you not going to let these guys fuck, man? 1.00
00:45:16.000 That's why there's so many problems. 1.00
00:45:17.000 It's awful, man. 1.00
00:45:18.000 I would add that to the goddamn Constitution. 1.00
00:45:20.000 If you're in prison, you get a blowjob a month. 1.00
00:45:22.000 No, because you've got to be around some crazy fucking people that want to kill women. 1.00
00:45:25.000 What if you're around some really crazy serial murderer character and someone's got to suck his dick? 1.00
00:45:30.000 Whose job should that be? 1.00
00:45:33.000 Another serial murderer.
00:45:35.000 A guy?
00:45:36.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:45:36.000 Dude, who cares?
00:45:37.000 There's just a fucking hole in the wall. 0.99
00:45:39.000 You don't know what's on the other end. 0.99
00:45:40.000 It's like, you make it very like... 0.98
00:45:42.000 Guys would bite each other's dicks off. 0.99
00:45:43.000 There's no way. 1.00
00:45:44.000 You fucking defang them. 1.00
00:45:46.000 You can't defang a guy. 1.00
00:45:47.000 Because he's on the other end.
00:45:49.000 If he grabs a hole...
00:45:49.000 De-tooth it.
00:45:50.000 Just pulls it out with his hands.
00:45:52.000 Look, I haven't perfected this system yet, but I'm working on it. 0.99
00:45:55.000 Because if he couldn't blow you with his hands, it would be an inferior blowjob. 1.00
00:45:58.000 Even through a hole in the wall, you'd be like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:46:00.000 Let me just take it down from this disgusting level it's gotten. 0.99
00:46:03.000 Have you heard about the new program where they give prisoners kittens?
00:46:06.000 Have you heard about this?
00:46:07.000 Yeah, I have heard.
00:46:08.000 And it makes them like...
00:46:09.000 Do you have the phone number?
00:46:10.000 What's that?
00:46:10.000 He wants to give away a cat.
00:46:12.000 Oh, you had so sad!
00:46:14.000 I'm down two of my pets.
00:46:16.000 I have one left. 0.98
00:46:17.000 Dude, yeah, it's really cool, but it's like just like having these fucking cats is changing the prisoner's behavior in massive ways, man, because they know that if they get in fights, they lose their cat. 0.99
00:46:28.000 So they don't want to fucking lose the cat. 0.98
00:46:30.000 So it's like it creates this like it adds peace. 0.98
00:46:33.000 You got to bring love into prison.
00:46:35.000 That's the problem, man.
00:46:36.000 Love is the answer.
00:46:37.000 Brother?
00:46:38.000 Yeah, man.
00:46:40.000 Love you. 0.67
00:46:41.000 It is, goddammit! 1.00
00:46:43.000 If a little fucking kitten can transform some hardcore thug into somebody who's like, you know, I'm not going to fight because Princess is back in the cell and I don't want to lose her. 1.00
00:46:51.000 That's love, man. 1.00
00:46:52.000 That's the most powerful thing. 1.00
00:46:53.000 That's a lot more powerful than being like, we'll put you in solitary confinement if you fuck up. 1.00
00:46:57.000 How many of these guys are actually fucking the cat, though? 1.00
00:46:59.000 A lot. 0.99
00:47:00.000 Most of them, right? 1.00
00:47:02.000 Maybe the cat has, like, a special attachment when you stick a dick in its ass and lorem goes off. 1.00
00:47:08.000 You get an RFID chip. 1.00
00:47:11.000 You push the button with your cock. 1.00
00:47:13.000 Dude, try to fuck a cat. 1.00
00:47:14.000 You're not going to have to fuck a cat. 1.00
00:47:16.000 They probably do an operation on the cat where there's like a little toggle. 0.99
00:47:19.000 And as long as the poop's going that way, it passes the toggle and it doesn't go off.
00:47:23.000 But if a dick goes in the other way, click, it hits the switch. 0.87
00:47:26.000 And then the RFID chip signals the alarm. 0.98
00:47:29.000 That's a flashlight in prison. 1.00
00:47:31.000 Yeah, they would fuck that guy. 1.00
00:47:33.000 I think prisoners should have fleshlights, man. 1.00
00:47:35.000 I don't know why we're acting like it's going to do anything good to try to chain someone's libidos in a cage.
00:47:43.000 That's not going to add happiness to a prison or peacefulness.
00:47:47.000 Everyone, you look at these prison riots, they're like, why are they rioting? 0.99
00:47:50.000 They're not fucking. 1.00
00:47:52.000 These guys have so much testosterone in them, you're not letting them fuck. 1.00
00:47:55.000 Yeah, but even if you give them fleshlights, that's not as good as raping a guy. 1.00
00:47:59.000 That's part of the fun for them, I think, is holding someone down and getting that man pussy. 1.00
00:48:04.000 I mean, when they're doing that to each other, that's part of what they're doing. 1.00
00:48:08.000 Again, I'll disagree.
00:48:11.000 This is like we're on CMBC. We're at a round table.
00:48:16.000 I respectfully disagree.
00:48:18.000 I love the way you phrased that. 1.00
00:48:19.000 I'd rather be punched in the face and fuck a flashlight. 1.00
00:48:22.000 Yeah, no shit, man. 1.00
00:48:24.000 But dude, I saw a terrifying thing. 0.99
00:48:26.000 Have you ever seen that thing of the dude who's like the toughest prisoner in like Columbia?
00:48:30.000 Have you ever seen that thing?
00:48:31.000 And he's just like, that guy's a monster.
00:48:33.000 And he's like, I make a man my girlfriend. 0.99
00:48:36.000 I let him sleep in my bed.
00:48:37.000 What is it he says? 1.00
00:48:39.000 I take sex from him. 1.00
00:48:42.000 If not, I kill him. 1.00
00:48:43.000 I give him my food. 1.00
00:48:45.000 Yeah, it's a really dark African guy. 1.00
00:48:47.000 I fucked him. 1.00
00:48:47.000 A new guy come, I fuck him. 1.00
00:48:49.000 I fuck him. 1.00
00:48:50.000 I have sex with him. 1.00
00:48:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:52.000 That, well that, yeah, that kind of shit. 0.97
00:48:54.000 Brian, if you find that, pull that up because it's just the audio alone. 0.99
00:48:57.000 It's like most evil prisoner of all time or something is what it's called.
00:49:01.000 Or just beast, prisoner, man, monster.
00:49:03.000 It might knock us offline, but I'll try.
00:49:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:07.000 Sons of bitches. 1.00
00:49:08.000 And I just looked, you might be right, there might be nothing here. 0.99
00:49:10.000 I just looked on this website that checks everything.
00:49:17.000 We're in the woods.
00:49:20.000 We're in the woods of discovery.
00:49:22.000 We're going to get it worked out. 0.84
00:49:23.000 This sucks, but it's online. 0.94
00:49:27.000 I'm looking at the video. 0.99
00:49:28.000 It's not that bad.
00:49:28.000 It's working.
00:49:29.000 But most importantly, it's just got to go through a process.
00:49:33.000 This whole thing is going through a process.
00:49:34.000 It's exciting to me.
00:49:35.000 I've never built anything before.
00:49:37.000 I've never slowly started and sort of organized and put it together.
00:49:41.000 And to have it the way I want, I love having the brick wall, like a real brick wall.
00:49:45.000 I love the oak table.
00:49:46.000 These are the early days. 0.99
00:49:47.000 Yeah, but I love real shit like that. 1.00
00:49:51.000 Bricks and wood. 0.99
00:49:52.000 It makes me feel good. 0.99
00:49:53.000 That stuff makes it kind of like metal, like cast iron, like these legs and shit. 0.99
00:49:58.000 Werewolf sculpture. 0.96
00:49:59.000 Yeah, that too.
00:50:00.000 Perfect.
00:50:00.000 I'm going to bring one of my Buddhas in too.
00:50:02.000 Yeah.
00:50:02.000 My Buddha's going to rock it in the corner and watch over us.
00:50:05.000 You should bring the gold one.
00:50:06.000 Not the big one.
00:50:07.000 It's too hard to move.
00:50:09.000 The big one's too hard to move, but I got another one that's pretty big too.
00:50:12.000 It's going to go here.
00:50:13.000 Cool, man.
00:50:13.000 Watch over us.
00:50:14.000 Badass.
00:50:15.000 Any suggestions?
00:50:15.000 What else should I do this place?
00:50:17.000 Fucking a float tank. 0.99
00:50:19.000 Yeah, but that's... 1.00
00:50:20.000 No one's going to...
00:50:21.000 What are you going to do?
00:50:21.000 Are you going to have someone going there?
00:50:22.000 Yes.
00:50:22.000 And they're going to be annoyed.
00:50:23.000 Yeah, man.
00:50:24.000 Float tank.
00:50:25.000 And then you give your pals keys to this place so they can come out here and float. 1.00
00:50:28.000 Yeah, come back.
00:50:29.000 Or just go to the float lab.
00:50:30.000 Where's float lab?
00:50:31.000 Venice.
00:50:32.000 Duncan was here, written in blood on the wall.
00:50:34.000 Oh yeah, I would waste blood on paint. 0.59
00:50:38.000 Maybe a little period blood.
00:50:40.000 Oh, who knows.
00:50:41.000 Have you seen those blood bricks that they can make now?
00:50:45.000 It's a brick that they take blood and they mix it with something and it makes a brick and they're making houses out of these blood bricks.
00:50:52.000 Oh my god.
00:50:53.000 That's great.
00:50:54.000 Who's blood?
00:50:55.000 I don't know.
00:50:55.000 Yeah, how do you know there's not a couple of people mixed in your house?
00:50:58.000 Well, no, that's cool.
00:50:59.000 I'll tell you this.
00:51:00.000 If I was going to die, I wouldn't mind somebody withdrawing my blood and using it for blood bricks for their house. 0.53
00:51:05.000 Would you rather that or Tibetan Sky Funeral?
00:51:08.000 Sky...
00:51:09.000 Well, no, both.
00:51:10.000 Turn my blood into bricks and let the buzzards eat me. 0.99
00:51:15.000 Well, you could probably grind most of you and turn into bricks. 1.00
00:51:17.000 Why just fuck with the blood? 1.00
00:51:19.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:51:19.000 You just said blood bricks. 1.00
00:51:21.000 That whole idea of the way we do death in this country is so goddamn sterile and fucked up. 1.00
00:51:27.000 Well, it's a scam. 0.99
00:51:28.000 First of all, the big scam is that you have to pay for the funeral and that it's really expensive.
00:51:32.000 You have to pay a lot of money for a casket and you have to embalm the body. 1.00
00:51:36.000 It's bullshit. 0.99
00:51:37.000 They have it set up where the body gets embalmed, I believe, even if it gets cremated. 1.00
00:51:42.000 I think you still have to embalm the body.
00:51:44.000 I think that's the law. 0.99
00:51:45.000 Dude, the Tibetan sky ritual is such a beautiful fucking thing, man. 0.97
00:51:49.000 When you watch someone turn into a bunch of birds, that's really cool to watch that happen. 0.96
00:51:54.000 Do you guys have wills?
00:51:55.000 I don't yet.
00:51:57.000 I need one.
00:51:58.000 Do you know if you don't have a will?
00:52:00.000 I think. 1.00
00:52:01.000 I'm not 100% sure, but the government just takes all your shit. 0.99
00:52:04.000 Even if you have living parents in another state. 0.99
00:52:07.000 I gotta get a will.
00:52:07.000 I don't think that's true.
00:52:09.000 I think it goes to the next of kin. 0.98
00:52:12.000 Joe, if something fucking... 0.98
00:52:13.000 Joe, if something happens to me, dude, you can have my little hobo and my computer. 0.99
00:52:18.000 Oh, dude, that's all I want.
00:52:19.000 I own two things.
00:52:21.000 That's all I want.
00:52:21.000 I gotta piss again.
00:52:22.000 You gotta piss again?
00:52:23.000 Dude, I drank so much coffee today.
00:52:25.000 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. 1.00
00:52:26.000 We don't have much time left in this podcast, unfortunately, because I got a big, stupid, important meeting. 0.99
00:52:33.000 Where's it at? 1.00
00:52:33.000 Because that highway was fucked. 1.00
00:52:35.000 I don't know if you got my text message. 0.99
00:52:37.000 There was like five cars, all cop cars, it seemed like they got in a car accident and the whole freeway is closed.
00:52:42.000 Which freeway?
00:52:43.000 101. Oh, great.
00:52:46.000 Whoopsies.
00:52:47.000 Whoopsie daisies.
00:52:48.000 Well, I'll try.
00:52:49.000 I'll try.
00:52:50.000 I'll try to make it. 0.98
00:52:51.000 But if I don't make it, I don't really give a fuck. 0.97
00:52:54.000 Sorry. 0.97
00:52:56.000 I hate to leave anybody hanging.
00:52:58.000 The more I think about yesterday's podcast, I don't know if I want to say this.
00:53:02.000 Say it!
00:53:03.000 The more I think that guy is a tweaker.
00:53:06.000 You think so?
00:53:06.000 Yeah.
00:53:07.000 Most people thought that.
00:53:08.000 Really?
00:53:08.000 A lot of people who listened in thought he was off.
00:53:11.000 And that he would contradict himself.
00:53:14.000 The fact that he knew so much about those drugs, but yet, we read on Gizmodo, they didn't cite sources, but they said sources close to him say that he's always been interested in finding drugs that make women sexual.
00:53:28.000 It kind of goes along with the whole 67-year-old guy, 20-year-old girlfriend thing.
00:53:33.000 It sounds like a dude who's just...
00:53:35.000 that's his thing.
00:53:37.000 I don't know.
00:53:38.000 I mean, he claims not, but he knows so much about them, man. 0.98
00:53:42.000 How the fuck do you know so much about bath salts and MDPV and these different hypersexual compounds? 0.89
00:53:48.000 And how could he tell us the exact chemical composition of it? 0.97
00:53:52.000 Remember when he told us what it actually was?
00:53:54.000 Why would you say that unless you have great interest in it?
00:53:56.000 And then the other thing was saying that I'd have to be addicted.
00:53:59.000 If you can't do that, then I would be on it right now.
00:54:02.000 Do I sound like I'm on it?
00:54:03.000 He might be on it right now, but I don't necessarily think that a strong-willed man like that has to be addicted to something.
00:54:09.000 What's the highlight?
00:54:11.000 Supposedly really hypersexual. 0.82
00:54:13.000 That's the thing.
00:54:14.000 But I figure if you're a guy like McAfee, he created this business.
00:54:19.000 He's a very headstrong guy, very powerful guy. 0.99
00:54:22.000 A guy like that could probably quit a really fucking dangerous drug for a little bit. 0.99
00:54:27.000 Sure. 0.99
00:54:29.000 It's hard to tell when someone lies about anything.
00:54:31.000 If they lie about anything.
00:54:34.000 Or not completely honest about anything.
00:54:36.000 You immediately have to look at the whole thing and go, well, if he's not telling the truth about doing those drugs, then how can I listen to all the other stuff? 0.98
00:54:43.000 It sounds like it's a lot of who the fuck knows what to believe at that point.
00:54:49.000 And the fact that he has no charges, nothing on record, there's no warrant for his arrest, there's nothing. 0.97
00:54:58.000 It kind of made me think that he was just super paranoid.
00:55:01.000 Well, it could be that.
00:55:02.000 It could be that.
00:55:03.000 You know, I mean, I told you there was that story that someone had said that he thought that there was people outside, and he had a conversation.
00:55:11.000 I heard this.
00:55:12.000 I heard this.
00:55:13.000 This you can get on Wired, this discussion.
00:55:17.000 This is something.
00:55:18.000 Hold on a second.
00:55:18.000 I'll find it, because maybe we could pull it up, and it's audio anyway.
00:55:23.000 Wired, I think it's McAfee off the rails.
00:55:30.000 Crazy audio.
00:55:34.000 But he was talking about how there was these people, and they were standing there, they were like military people, and they were standing there, and they didn't say anything.
00:55:46.000 They just stood there, and he wouldn't move, and so he just stood there too.
00:55:50.000 And they slowly went away, like after hours and hours.
00:55:55.000 So he was standing there and he was talking about how much his arm hurt because he was leaning up against this wall.
00:56:03.000 He couldn't move.
00:56:04.000 If he moved, they would shoot him. 1.00
00:56:06.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:56:07.000 Yeah, but then people were saying there's no footprints there. 1.00
00:56:12.000 Was that house that somebody posted on your message board, the guy that died?
00:56:16.000 Like, it was like a shack that had an American flag in it.
00:56:19.000 I don't know.
00:56:20.000 I don't know whose house that was.
00:56:21.000 Yeah.
00:56:22.000 Is that what it was supposed to be?
00:56:24.000 I thought that's what I read, that somebody that died.
00:56:27.000 Because it was like this...
00:56:27.000 I mean, it looked like a shack.
00:56:29.000 Like, it just looked like a junkyard shack, you know? 1.00
00:56:32.000 Yeah, he's fucking... 0.99
00:56:34.000 I don't know, man. 0.99
00:56:35.000 Yeah, that was an interesting podcast because I kept on thinking about it after when I got home.
00:56:40.000 And then the more I thought about it, I was just like, you know, this just seems like something's not right.
00:56:44.000 It was cool, though, that he was willing.
00:56:47.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 You know, it was cool that he did it.
00:56:49.000 I feel like I'm just getting trolled, though.
00:56:51.000 Maybe.
00:56:52.000 That's what it seems like, doesn't it?
00:56:53.000 I hope so.
00:56:54.000 That's what it seems like.
00:56:54.000 I hope so.
00:56:55.000 Smells like a big old troll. 0.98
00:56:56.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:56:57.000 Yeah, I hope so.
00:57:00.000 I'm trying to find this because it's really interesting.
00:57:06.000 I really want to play it.
00:57:09.000 Okay, here it is.
00:57:11.000 If you go to audio, just look at this.
00:57:15.000 Google search says audio, McAfee still in hiding, predicts they will track me down.
00:57:23.000 What a brilliant man.
00:57:24.000 The picture of him is him, of course, shirtless with a gun.
00:57:27.000 Another different photo of him shirtless with a gun.
00:57:30.000 Like, apparently he posed for quite a few photos while holding a gun.
00:57:34.000 McAfee predicts during podcasts being broadcast to millions of people, they will track me down.
00:57:41.000 But he's, you know, I appreciate the fact that the guy was willing to talk to us.
00:57:45.000 I mean, it was pretty interesting to be able to talk to someone who's in this crazy scenario.
00:57:51.000 Yes, that's cool.
00:57:52.000 Who's a crazy person in a crazy scenario, it sounds like.
00:57:55.000 Well, he's an eccentric, you know.
00:57:57.000 I definitely think, I mean, that's a lot of what it takes to become some super millionaire-type character.
00:58:03.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:58:04.000 I mean, that's the thing, man.
00:58:05.000 You've got to be able to, like, let your mind go into the weird places, but you've got to be able to come back.
00:58:10.000 Do you see this picture, Brian?
00:58:12.000 That's the audio you're looking for.
00:58:14.000 Wait for it to pull up.
00:58:16.000 The whole story is so compelling.
00:58:20.000 It's so Hunter S. Thompson-esque.
00:58:22.000 This guy just goes off the rails on an island, 67 years old, 20-year-old girlfriend.
00:58:27.000 Pictures of him with guns, surrounded by dogs.
00:58:31.000 He's got 11 dogs.
00:58:32.000 It's like, wow.
00:58:34.000 Feral.
00:58:35.000 He went feral.
00:58:36.000 It's amazing.
00:58:38.000 He has all these lawsuits that are coming after him and he will not pay.
00:58:42.000 He's like, I simply will not pay.
00:58:44.000 He goes, I will, you know, I will spend 10 million dollars to fight it to give them nothing.
00:58:50.000 What are the lawsuits about?
00:58:51.000 Well, one of them was about, he had this, he was connected to this It's sort of a sport where they would fly these, looks like motorcycles that are attached to kite wings.
00:59:02.000 It's really crazy and they're really maneuverable apparently. 0.97
00:59:05.000 But they would do these low altitude, you know, not even altitude, low off, I mean basically just very close to the ground, they would do these Things like acrobatics spin around on these fucking planes. 0.98
00:59:17.000 Well, someone crashed and died. 0.96
00:59:19.000 And so he got sued.
00:59:21.000 And that's when he decided apparently to move to Belize.
00:59:24.000 He just loaded up his truck and he moved to Beverly. 0.98
00:59:27.000 He just got the fuck out. 0.93
00:59:28.000 And I guess Belize won't extradite him or something? 0.98
00:59:32.000 I don't know how it works.
00:59:35.000 He apparently says that if he loses the court cases, it doesn't matter.
00:59:38.000 They'll just come take his money. 0.75
00:59:40.000 Like, if you lose, you lose.
00:59:42.000 But that he doesn't believe that he's guilty because he wasn't even driving it.
00:59:46.000 He wasn't responsible for maintaining it.
00:59:49.000 It wasn't his, you know what I mean?
00:59:50.000 It wasn't his fault this guy died like this.
00:59:53.000 But apparently he was working hard to promote this crazy sort of a sport.
00:59:58.000 I had a phone call from John McAfee, who was calling to tell me that the police were closing in.
01:00:03.000 He had spent the night in an undisclosed house in Belize, sleeping on a bed infested with lice, and that he felt that the end was near, that they would arrest him at any minute, but he was not going to surrender because he was convinced that they would kill him.
01:00:17.000 I've been following McAfee's case in Belize for the past six months, ever since April 30th, when the police raided him and accused him of being a drug trafficker and possessing illegal firearms.
01:00:30.000 Over those six months, I've spent weeks in Belize and interviewed McAfee both in person and on the telephone, probably over a hundred hours of interviews.
01:00:39.000 And I can say without a doubt that he is a very complex person.
01:00:43.000 But whether or not he's a murderer is yet to be seen.
01:00:48.000 I recorded McAfee's phone calls to me this morning with his permission, and what follows are those calls. 0.99
01:00:54.000 One of the charges against you is that you're a psychopath.
01:00:58.000 What do you have to say about that? 0.92
01:01:01.000 Well, if I were a psychopath, I would not be confident to comment on it other than to say yes or no.
01:01:09.000 And either one, if I were a psychopath, would be irrelevant.
01:01:14.000 I do not think I'm a psychopath.
01:01:15.000 I like people.
01:01:16.000 I think psychopaths are sort of anti-social folks that hate people.
01:01:21.000 I tend to love people.
01:01:23.000 I tend to love people in spite of their faults, in spite of the things that they do or attempt to do to me.
01:01:31.000 You're well aware of Marcia, for example, who plotted for three months to have me kidnapped for money. 0.99
01:01:42.000 Yeah, whenever you hear shit like, plotted! 0.98
01:01:44.000 She lived with me after that for two additional months before it finally got too intense. 0.98
01:01:51.000 This is a good question.
01:01:54.000 Why do you surround yourself with people of questionable character?
01:02:01.000 Well, I surround myself with people of unquestionable character, too.
01:02:04.000 Eddie Ann Cohn, I don't know a more honest, God-fearing person.
01:02:09.000 Yourself, I think I befriended you and embraced you as I embraced anyone else.
01:02:15.000 This is not even the audio that I was looking for, unfortunately.
01:02:18.000 It's pretty good, though.
01:02:19.000 That's pretty good, but the other one was better because it was really nuts.
01:02:22.000 Dude, when I worked at the comedy store, there was this lady who would call. 1.00
01:02:25.000 I can't remember her name.
01:02:27.000 But she would call and like...
01:02:28.000 It was interesting the way that her insanity functioned. 0.99
01:02:33.000 Because she'd call and be like...
01:02:35.000 She would always say she used to work out there.
01:02:36.000 I can't remember her name.
01:02:37.000 But then she'd start being like, yes, you know... 0.99
01:02:40.000 Yeah, last Wednesday, three men came into my house and they raped me and left. 0.84
01:02:45.000 And, you know, like, would slip in these really weird, hardcore stories. 0.79
01:02:50.000 She called a few times and there was always, like, these plots against her.
01:02:53.000 You know, they did, like, you know, I was kidnapped.
01:02:56.000 And she was just making things up.
01:02:58.000 But she believed it and you know what I mean?
01:03:01.000 It's like when your mind – I'm not saying – I don't know about McCann.
01:03:03.000 I don't know.
01:03:04.000 Who knows?
01:03:04.000 Maybe he's altogether.
01:03:05.000 Maybe he's totally there.
01:03:06.000 People are really plotting against him.
01:03:08.000 I mean rich people live in a different land.
01:03:10.000 But it's interesting how like – People who are paranoid the way it comes out.
01:03:15.000 It's not like they're going to be like, ah, everybody's out for me!
01:03:18.000 Yeah, but the idea that people are looking to kidnap them.
01:03:20.000 She's been plotting to kidnap me. 0.92
01:03:22.000 When someone starts talking in that sort of matter-of-factly, there's a disconnect there from reality as well.
01:03:29.000 Dude, we've got to end this podcast.
01:03:30.000 I'm so sorry.
01:03:32.000 But we'll do it again quite soon.
01:03:33.000 Cool.
01:03:33.000 Awesome.
01:03:33.000 Let's do it again as often as possible.
01:03:35.000 Yes, please.
01:03:35.000 Powerful.
01:03:35.000 Powerful, Duncan.
01:03:36.000 Powerful, Brian.
01:03:37.000 Driving all the way over here for 40 minutes of Ustream. 1.00
01:03:40.000 You're the fucking man. 1.00
01:03:42.000 And we'll be back tomorrow at 3 p.m. 1.00
01:03:44.000 here with the great Eddie Bravo.
01:03:46.000 So we're going to have some fun.
01:03:48.000 And then this weekend, Duncan, me, and just three of us in this room will be in Austin, Texas.
01:03:54.000 Yes.
01:03:54.000 And we'll be performing at Austin City Limits.
01:03:57.000 It should be really fun.
01:03:58.000 The Moody Theater, it's called. 0.86
01:04:00.000 And I'm fucking really looking forward to that. 0.91
01:04:02.000 We don't get a chance to go to Austin that often. 0.94
01:04:03.000 I love Austin.
01:04:04.000 It's one of the greats.
01:04:05.000 I would marry Austin. 1.00
01:04:06.000 I would marry the fuck out of Austin. 1.00
01:04:07.000 It's a great city. 1.00
01:04:08.000 Definitely marry Austin. 0.94
01:04:09.000 I'll let Austin come in.
01:04:10.000 Alright, this show had no commercials in the beginning.
01:04:12.000 We'll have none in the end. 1.00
01:04:13.000 I am sorry, sponsors, but go fuck yourself today. 1.00
01:04:18.000 Powerfulonit.com. 1.00
01:04:19.000 That's it! 1.00
01:04:20.000 This fucking show's over. 1.00
01:04:21.000 Go to Duncan Trussell, T-R-U-S-S-E-L-L, and follow his ass on Twitter. 1.00
01:04:26.000 DuncanTrussell.com. 0.99
01:04:27.000 Iron Lord Meat Shift Challenge.
01:04:28.000 If you want to get in shape in December, we're all going to get in shape together.
01:04:31.000 Yes, he's got a meat shift challenge. 0.96
01:04:33.000 Everyone that is connected to this must commit to doing what is absolutely necessary and writing all your shit down and getting shape. 0.96
01:04:41.000 Duncan's going to do it. 0.67
01:04:42.000 I got a trainer who's going to be on the podcast every week. 0.90
01:04:44.000 I'm fucking psyched. 0.88
01:04:45.000 I love to hear that, man. 0.98
01:04:47.000 Brian, you in?
01:04:47.000 No.
01:04:49.000 You sounded angry.
01:04:51.000 You sounded angry with us.
01:04:53.000 Alright, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
01:04:54.000 Thank you very much. 1.00
01:04:55.000 God bless your motherfucker. 0.99
01:04:57.000 See ya. 1.00
01:04:58.000 God bless your motherfucker! 1.00