The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #701 - Honey Honey (Part 2)

00:00:02.000 I'm really working hard on not being sorry.

00:00:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.

00:00:09.000 If this is your first voyage with us, you picked a very strange part of the journey.

00:00:14.000 This is part two of the Honey Honey podcast.

00:00:18.000 Part one, there was a lot of alcohol and marijuana in the room, allegedly, and some things were said.

00:00:23.000 We're not really sure.

00:00:24.000 Yeah, we don't know what happened.

00:00:25.000 Some things were said. 0.99

00:00:26.000 We don't even know what the fuck we said. 0.97

00:00:27.000 After it was over, we're like, are we okay? 0.98

00:00:30.000 Did we do anything wrong?

00:00:32.000 Give us another chance.

00:00:33.000 But what is this whiskey that you find people have brought?

00:00:38.000 What does that mean?

00:00:38.000 Basil Hayden's.

00:00:39.000 H-Y-D-N-S. It means fun times.

00:00:42.000 It does.

00:00:43.000 It means good talks, in-depth conversation. 1.00

00:00:46.000 They invented that shit when people thought dragons were real. 0.99

00:00:49.000 They were worried dragons were going to fly out of castles. 1.00

00:00:53.000 Oh my god.

00:00:53.000 Drink some of that.

00:00:54.000 Fucking hammered. 1.00

00:00:55.000 Drinking that. 1.00

00:00:58.000 But I'm pretty sure we're okay. 0.97

00:01:00.000 I don't think we said anything that fucked up. 0.97

00:01:01.000 Mm-mm. 0.91

00:01:02.000 No.

00:01:03.000 I feel good.

00:01:03.000 But I'm not married to anything I just said.

00:01:06.000 Yeah, it's easier that way.

00:01:08.000 I just want to let everybody know.

00:01:09.000 If I piss you off, I'll probably piss me off too. 1.00

00:01:11.000 If I go off and listen to me while I'm sober, I'm like, idiot, shut up. 1.00

00:01:16.000 Fuck up! 1.00

00:01:18.000 So, I'm right there with you. 1.00

00:01:22.000 We're just trying to do the best we can, ladies and gentlemen.

00:01:25.000 It's a strange world.

00:01:28.000 It really is.

00:01:29.000 We're spinning around. 0.99

00:01:30.000 They found water on Mars today, bitches. 1.00

00:01:32.000 What? 0.99

00:01:33.000 Today? 1.00

00:01:33.000 Shit just got real. 1.00

00:01:35.000 Big time. 1.00

00:01:35.000 Big time NASA announcement. 1.00

00:01:37.000 We're going there, aren't we?

00:01:39.000 To live.

00:01:40.000 We?

00:01:41.000 Not me and you.

00:01:42.000 No, don't do it.

00:01:43.000 Everybody.

00:01:43.000 Suzanne, I won't let you guys go.

00:01:45.000 Let's get all our friends.

00:01:46.000 It'll be a big party. 1.00

00:01:47.000 No, fuck all that. 1.00

00:01:48.000 We'll ring the music. 1.00

00:01:49.000 You ring the funny.

00:01:50.000 No.

00:01:51.000 Jamie, bring the food.

00:01:52.000 And the clean shading kit.

00:01:56.000 I say we stay in the spot that's already awesome.

00:01:58.000 There's not a lot of time.

00:01:59.000 Yeah, it's really nice here.

00:02:00.000 Yeah, this is the best spot we have ever seen.

00:02:03.000 We've been sending rockets into space since the 1950s.

00:02:07.000 This is the best spot by far.

00:02:09.000 Do we ever tell you about our car?

00:02:12.000 The Escalade?

00:02:13.000 The Escalade?

00:02:14.000 Yes, I think so.

00:02:15.000 Like I said, used 2007. We went into the manual.

00:02:19.000 We got a great deal on it.

00:02:20.000 We didn't want to buy a van.

00:02:22.000 We were like, there's four of us.

00:02:23.000 That's a better move.

00:02:24.000 It was a good move. 0.97

00:02:26.000 We went into the user manual to figure out how to use all the fucking spaceship buttons. 0.92

00:02:33.000 Former owner registration falls out. 0.94

00:02:35.000 Ben, who was it?

00:02:36.000 Setup.

00:02:37.000 Elon Musk.

00:02:38.000 Good googly moogly.

00:02:40.000 Do you worry that now the government is spying on you through Elon Musk's former vehicle?

00:02:46.000 Maybe.

00:02:47.000 To keep tabs on you?

00:02:48.000 In case this is all like some sort of a scam, like Elon Musk, big fan of Honey Honey Band, says, listen, guys, I need you to take a Cadillac off my hands.

00:02:56.000 Can you make us an electric SUV, Elon, please?

00:03:00.000 That would be great.

00:03:01.000 Thanks.

00:03:01.000 Have to go by.

00:03:02.000 It's a clone signal, the same one as in the back of my Tesla.

00:03:06.000 That goes zero to 60 in one second.

00:03:08.000 He's controlling the vehicle.

00:03:10.000 They have these cars.

00:03:11.000 He's creating these cars that are literally like...

00:03:14.000 What's the most time you need speed?

00:03:17.000 The most time you need speed is like at a red light.

00:03:19.000 Are you running?

00:03:20.000 At a red light, stop to go, or merging onto a highway, right?

00:03:24.000 Like if you're trying to merge onto a highway, that's the only time you legitimately need horsepower.

00:03:29.000 That's the only time.

00:03:30.000 Well, this guy is creating a car that's in that way as fast as anything that you could buy ever.

00:03:36.000 It's like a Ferrari.

00:03:38.000 Ridiculously fast.

00:03:39.000 Maybe even faster than a Ferrari.

00:03:40.000 Are you going to get one?

00:03:41.000 Nope.

00:03:42.000 Not feeling it?

00:03:43.000 Have you thought about this very much?

00:03:45.000 Yes.

00:03:46.000 If the apocalypse comes, you're going to need gasoline.

00:03:49.000 You're going to need to burn things.

00:03:50.000 Fair enough.

00:03:50.000 What if there's a solar-powered element to it, though, the electricity?

00:03:54.000 Amen.

00:03:55.000 Is that possible?

00:03:56.000 Yes.

00:03:56.000 If they can figure out solar to the point where they make some dope paint that's also, like, solar collecting, and it's like a solar panel.

00:04:05.000 Like, why does a solar panel have to look like the inside of an air conditioning filter? 0.99

00:04:10.000 Why does it have to look stupid? 0.99

00:04:12.000 Why can't solar panels look dope? 1.00

00:04:14.000 Why can't the whole car be just solar panels, you know? 0.99

00:04:18.000 Why don't you make some slick ass fucking solar panels? 0.99

00:04:20.000 I'm working on it, Jesus! 1.00

00:04:23.000 Right?

00:04:23.000 She's on it.

00:04:23.000 Santo's on it.

00:04:24.000 Yeah, look.

00:04:25.000 I do other things.

00:04:27.000 You know they're working on it.

00:04:29.000 They're working on it.

00:04:29.000 If they ever figure out a way to make a car that is 100% solar in California, like a Tesla, like a really high-end, beautiful car that also you never need to plug in.

00:04:41.000 The batteries are so efficient.

00:04:43.000 I don't think they're that far away from that.

00:04:45.000 I mean, when I say that far, I think like 100 years.

00:04:48.000 I don't think they're that far away.

00:04:49.000 No, not even that far.

00:04:51.000 I mean, I think they already have that. 0.98

00:04:52.000 They're just hiding it because the gas situation is fucking government, Joe. 1.00

00:04:59.000 Government totally sucks. 1.00

00:05:01.000 Motherfucker, the government totally sucks. 1.00

00:05:05.000 Tenacious D. Come on, Tenacious D. Oh, I don't... 1.00

00:05:08.000 I'm so out of the loop.

00:05:10.000 It's not enough time.

00:05:11.000 It's okay, there's still time.

00:05:12.000 There is way still time.

00:05:13.000 No, that's all I'm saying.

00:05:14.000 In the day, if you're a Tenacious D fan, don't get mad at me.

00:05:17.000 I've enjoyed a lot of their work.

00:05:19.000 It's not what's going on here.

00:05:21.000 It's just not enough time to know that.

00:05:23.000 You gotta pick.

00:05:24.000 You gotta pick your moments. 1.00

00:05:25.000 Too much fucking... 1.00

00:05:32.000 That's the craziest thing about music. 0.99

00:05:36.000 If you really stop and think about it, at the break we were talking about Beethoven and we were talking about all the different notes and the different things that they created way back then that you can still recreate today.

00:05:51.000 Just being able to notate.

00:05:52.000 You know, we can play music that was invented before there was recording technology, or that was the recording technology.

00:05:57.000 It's like, this is how that sounds.

00:05:58.000 We'll figure out a way to write this, and now you can interpret that and make the same sound.

00:06:02.000 Ryan, if you go back to then, how many people wrote music like that?

00:06:07.000 What was the number of published works in Beethoven's finest year?

00:06:13.000 Well, it's weird because people aren't fully aware of what Mozart actually wrote as opposed to his family members contributed and stuff.

00:06:21.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:06:22.000 That was Bach.

00:06:23.000 There was some of that.

00:06:24.000 The point is there wasn't much.

00:06:26.000 There wasn't much.

00:06:27.000 Being notated, at least, because who had the education to do that?

00:06:30.000 You needed tons of money.

00:06:31.000 You'd have to get people with serious money to sponsor your life, you know, and there just weren't that many.

00:06:37.000 It's also like that Tony Hawk, Lance Armstrong thing, where it's like there's a couple famous dudes.

00:06:43.000 In that field with everybody else. 0.99

00:06:46.000 Who the fuck? 1.00

00:06:46.000 Okay, Beethoven, Bach. 1.00

00:06:50.000 Mozart, Chopin.

00:06:51.000 Who are those other dudes?

00:06:51.000 Okay, there's like a couple other dudes in the periphery.

00:06:54.000 I got room for three or four major dead pianists.

00:06:58.000 Well, there's certain outliers. 0.98

00:06:59.000 They're so fucking good, though. 0.97

00:07:01.000 That's the thing about it. 0.97

00:07:02.000 It's like all these contributing factors to the environment.

00:07:05.000 It's like Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers.

00:07:08.000 There's all these things that have to happen.

00:07:10.000 I'm sure there were other people that had these magical ears.

00:07:13.000 They just didn't have the resources to build it like Beethoven or Bach or Mozart did.

00:07:19.000 The arts, the Medici family, who were benefactors to these people that...

00:07:26.000 Flourish because of their incredible amount of wealth.

00:07:29.000 You know, it's just certain things.

00:07:31.000 That was the chair.

00:07:32.000 I didn't fart.

00:07:34.000 Just making that clear.

00:07:36.000 It was like straight up.

00:07:38.000 I want to talk about this.

00:07:43.000 Here we are.

00:07:44.000 What happened to us?

00:07:45.000 We were so smooth.

00:07:47.000 We were so smooth.

00:07:48.000 We were on top of it.

00:07:49.000 We're still smooth.

00:07:50.000 We are.

00:07:51.000 Our feelings are like right up front.

00:07:53.000 Yep.

00:07:54.000 They're right there.

00:07:57.000 There's no need for us to talk about why you guys were upset at each other a few days ago.

00:08:02.000 Definitely not.

00:08:03.000 We don't need to talk about that.

00:08:05.000 No need for that.

00:08:05.000 I think we went through two and a half hours of awesome psychoanalysis.

00:08:10.000 Go back and listen to that shit afterwards. 0.99

00:08:12.000 We're going to be like... 1.00

00:08:13.000 No, you said some really beautiful shit. 1.00

00:08:15.000 I'm not kidding. 0.99

00:08:16.000 Whether people want to listen to it or not, we appreciate it.

00:08:18.000 It's all lies.

00:08:18.000 I made it up on the spot.

00:08:22.000 We'll take the front, the falsified information.

00:08:28.000 You ever listen to classical music speaking to Beethoven?

00:08:31.000 I try.

00:08:32.000 I try.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, it's difficult.

00:08:35.000 I decide sometimes I'm going to listen to it.

00:08:37.000 Like when I write, I'll put on headphones on an airplane.

00:08:39.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:08:40.000 It's hard to navigate because there's so much shit and it's like, you know, it's historical at this point. 0.98

00:08:45.000 Some of it's like really energizing though. 0.99

00:08:47.000 It's not like, it's like da-da-da-da.

00:08:48.000 Like that doesn't like make you fall asleep.

00:08:50.000 That's like, like, oh my God, like let's get up.

00:08:52.000 It's also...

00:08:53.000 Conquer the day.

00:08:54.000 The other problem with it is like as a person who makes stuff, I always look at it as some crazy cover band.

00:09:02.000 Because it's not really Mozart. 1.00

00:09:05.000 Mozart's dead as fuck. 1.00

00:09:07.000 Even if they're nailing it. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Even if they're nailing what he was asking for.

00:09:11.000 It's not him doing it.

00:09:13.000 Half of the Star Spangled Banner is not the noise.

00:09:19.000 It's knowing that Jimi Hendrix did that at Woodstock in 1969. That's half of what it is.

00:09:25.000 It's like the sound that I hear from a Sturgill Simpson song or a Honey Honey song or fucking Run DMC, anybody. 1.00

00:09:34.000 It's like that's their shit and it's coming out of them. 1.00

00:09:38.000 It's not a cover band. 1.00

00:09:40.000 It's their words with their enunciations. 1.00

00:09:44.000 Boom, bitch. 1.00

00:09:46.000 I mean, that's what it is. 1.00

00:09:48.000 I mean, that's what I want.

00:09:49.000 I don't want to hear, like, somebody recreating.

00:09:52.000 I understand it.

00:09:53.000 I mean, I understand that it's compelling and amazing and artistic and so integral to the structure of music even today.

00:10:02.000 But whatever.

00:10:04.000 I'm not interested.

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:07.000 Man, that's really interesting to hear.

00:10:10.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:10:10.000 Because I come from a total or just desire to always fucking hear that shit. 1.00

00:10:15.000 You know, listening to music in a way to be like, I don't know how to describe it, I guess, but in a way that's A different glance at what you're talking about. 0.99

00:10:25.000 You know, the idea of like, you want to hear somebody express themselves.

00:10:28.000 I want to hear the person, but I want to hear like, when you're playing guitar, I know that's Ben scratching those wires.

00:10:37.000 Yeah.

00:10:37.000 It's you doing that.

00:10:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:10:40.000 I hear you.

00:10:43.000 You know, like, you come through that.

00:10:45.000 And there's nothing wrong with the...

00:10:47.000 They didn't have the ability to transmit this information any other way than write it down in notes and sell these books.

00:10:55.000 I mean, it gets 100 years, 200 years, 300 years.

00:10:59.000 It's the only way to do it.

00:11:00.000 Yeah.

00:11:00.000 They didn't have any other way.

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:02.000 But we have a better way now.

00:11:03.000 Yeah.

00:11:03.000 No, you're right.

00:11:04.000 And it's funny.

00:11:05.000 There's a certain...

00:11:06.000 Maybe it's not indulgence.

00:11:07.000 Maybe it is.

00:11:08.000 But I was thinking about it while you said that.

00:11:09.000 It's like, well, I just like listening to those sounds.

00:11:12.000 Yeah.

00:11:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:12.000 Whether the Mozart's making...

00:11:14.000 I just like that sound, you know?

00:11:15.000 Oh, definitely.

00:11:15.000 And that's cool.

00:11:16.000 But it's also something that you do in your free time.

00:11:19.000 You have time to sit down and say, I'm going to appreciate some sounds.

00:11:22.000 As opposed to what you're talking about.

00:11:23.000 It's like, I'm going to hear a person.

00:11:24.000 You're right.

00:11:25.000 You're right.

00:11:26.000 You know, in that sense, I'm wrong, because it's really two completely different things.

00:11:31.000 It's like one of them is a beautiful orchestration of sounds, and the other one is a person's, like, expression coming through, especially with the addition of language, the addition of songs, and songwriting, and the words.

00:11:46.000 Like, it's really almost...

00:11:47.000 It's like the difference between...

00:11:48.000 It's almost like completely different artistic endeavors.

00:11:55.000 Well, it almost feels like those, like, Mozart sounds are, like, genetically passed down or something.

00:11:59.000 Like, they've been around for so long that, like, they become this, like, you feel them in your body when you hear it.

00:12:04.000 It's like you hear, you feel this, like, physical reaction to them in this way.

00:12:09.000 And as you do song-written vocal expressions, but those are, they're so old that there's something really interesting that happens from this traditional reaction to it, you know? 0.99

00:12:22.000 You know what I think would be the shit? 0.99

00:12:25.000 No, what? 0.99

00:12:26.000 Crash from the float lab in Venice has developed some crazy underwater speaker system that's waterproof.

00:12:35.000 Oh yeah, he's such a wizard. 0.91

00:12:37.000 This fucking dude created that and he also has been working like forever on this idea of a screen that emits the lowest amount of light possible so that it can be suspended from you. 0.99

00:12:49.000 In front of your face, when you're in the tank, and you can see these images, almost like they're floating in the air. 0.99

00:12:55.000 You can't see a television.

00:12:57.000 You only see the images.

00:12:59.000 Whoa.

00:12:59.000 In this sensory-deprived situation.

00:13:02.000 But he's got these speakers that he has figured out how to submerge in the water next to your head.

00:13:08.000 That's incredible.

00:13:08.000 That's crazy.

00:13:09.000 And it gives you this stereo sound in the water where it vibrates off of your body.

00:13:14.000 You feel it.

00:13:15.000 You feel it on your arms and your legs.

00:13:18.000 You feel it.

00:13:19.000 Yeah, I mean that's what and that's what it all is which is such a crazy, it's just one.

00:13:23.000 I thought Jamie was playing the sounds, I was like I want to hear them!

00:13:30.000 I've never done it.

00:13:31.000 I haven't done this new system he's got.

00:13:34.000 Yeah.

00:13:34.000 But he's always trying to innovate, but in that way, he said that you feel the music.

00:13:39.000 You feel it through the water.

00:13:40.000 Oh my God, yeah.

00:13:41.000 Which is fascinating.

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:43.000 That music, if it's done through one of those things, like this is just one step.

00:13:48.000 This guy's got a couple of speakers.

00:13:49.000 What if they insert them through the entire base of an isolation tank and then program music Like they do those South American Icaros with the shamans when they do the ayahuasca ceremonies. 0.55

00:14:03.000 Yeah, it's like sound therapy. 0.98

00:14:04.000 What if they figured out a way to get you into some fucking crazy trance? 0.99

00:14:08.000 Like we were talking about how houses have certain frequencies and they make you go nuts. 0.98

00:14:13.000 You know, maybe there's like a certain...

00:14:16.000 Dude, like some...

00:14:17.000 Jimi Hendrix did that.

00:14:19.000 He talks about it sometimes, too.

00:14:20.000 He's like, you get five minutes, six minutes into some of this music he's making, and people kind of fall into a different state.

00:14:26.000 You know, there's a different place.

00:14:28.000 I guess what I'm saying is, like, people are looking for it, and a lot of musicians, that's what it's based on. 0.85

00:14:33.000 You know, it's like, how can I make this shit shake to kind of cast a spell without, you know, maybe that's not the best way to put it, but it's like, I'm trying to affect you with... 0.67

00:14:42.000 I don't think you can do it intentionally almost. 0.96

00:14:44.000 I think it's like you go to a different place.

00:14:46.000 If you're really trying to do something like that, it's like a weird...

00:14:51.000 Maybe I sound crazy.

00:14:52.000 I think we try to do it all the time.

00:14:53.000 Maybe you don't think about it that way.

00:14:55.000 But what you're doing is trying to connect with people and express yourself when you're doing it vibrationally. 0.99

00:15:03.000 Fucking hippie talk, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

00:15:07.000 It's hippie talk I agree with. 1.00

00:15:09.000 That's the problem with hippie talk.

00:15:10.000 It comes from the mouth of hippies, occasionally. 1.00

00:15:13.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:15:14.000 You're discrediting all these interesting ideas. 0.99

00:15:19.000 You guys want to play some music?

00:15:20.000 Sure.

00:15:21.000 Let's do it.

00:15:22.000 What do you want to play?

00:15:23.000 You want to play bad people?

00:15:25.000 Sure.

00:15:26.000 Tell me the punk kid story because I'm frustrated.

00:15:28.000 What are you frustrated about?

00:15:29.000 Because I love that song.

00:15:31.000 That song has not died.

00:15:33.000 We...

00:15:34.000 You want to hear a song first?

00:15:36.000 Yes.

00:15:36.000 Okay.

00:15:37.000 Whatever you want to do.

00:15:38.000 Let's play Bad People.

00:15:40.000 I'm going to take these off, I think.

00:15:41.000 Is that okay, Jamie?

00:15:42.000 I'll just sing.

00:15:44.000 We just want to put it on our next record.

00:15:46.000 Yeah.

00:15:47.000 Okay.

00:15:47.000 Good move.

00:15:49.000 The legend will grow.

00:15:50.000 There was some record company incongruencies that we weren't able to do the things we wanted with it.

00:15:56.000 We protected it by saying, wait!

00:16:00.000 Good move.

00:16:01.000 It's a good song.

00:16:02.000 It's a weird song, too.

00:16:04.000 It's a song that's got a lot of layers to it.

00:16:06.000 Thanks, man.

00:16:07.000 A lot going on in that song. 0.99

00:16:09.000 A lot of weird shit. 0.99

00:16:12.000 Are we good to go? 0.99

00:16:13.000 Can we just do it?

00:16:29.000 I ain't the gatekeeper.

00:16:30.000 I ain't the judge.

00:16:32.000 I ain't the one.

00:16:33.000 Didn't love you enough.

00:16:35.000 I'm just sitting in my own front yard.

00:16:38.000 Wishing the rain didn't fall so hard.

00:16:41.000 You got twisted.

00:16:42.000 You got stuck.

00:16:44.000 You're listed in your own bad luck.

00:16:47.000 Tried your best to be the worst. 1.00

00:16:50.000 You must like it that you're cursed and dumb. 1.00

00:17:03.000 Bad people don't come from nothing at all Bad people don't come from nothing at all Ah, 1.00

00:17:20.000 Jimmy was a broken boy.

00:17:23.000 Single mile out of Illinois.

00:17:26.000 Bread like a pit bull looking for a fight.

00:17:29.000 Cracked on his nose, he was bloody all his life.

00:17:31.000 All loneliness like an epidemic.

00:17:34.000 Now he cashed a check and he won't regret it.

00:17:38.000 Ain't no lovers left or friends.

00:17:40.000 Self-defined as a dead end and down thing.

00:17:53.000 I love you.

00:17:54.000 Bad people don't come from nothing at all Bad people don't come from nothing at all Crash and a bang and a burn and a fall Bad people don't come from nothing at all Oh baby,

00:18:18.000 tell me what you need Come on and lay on me I don't care what you mean We all got some darkness up our sleeves Yeah, we all got some darkness up our sleeves Some pull us down and some pull us through.

00:18:41.000 Maybe it's a toss up how you do.

00:18:44.000 Maybe someone decides for you.

00:18:47.000 Maybe you don't even get to choose.

00:18:53.000 And I, I don't know.

00:19:04.000 Bad people don't come from nothing at all Don't come from nothing at all Don't come from nothing at all How dare both

00:19:34.000 of you.

00:19:35.000 How dare both of you for being so awesome. 1.00

00:19:38.000 God damn, that was good. 0.99

00:19:40.000 You know what's really cool? 0.99

00:19:42.000 People that are listening to this only, you don't know that Suzanne adjusted Ben's glasses in the middle of the song.

00:19:47.000 Ben's glasses started to slip and Suzanne like a mama bear came over and set you straight. 0.98

00:19:56.000 It happens a lot.

00:19:57.000 But in the middle of, like, singing without missing a beat, it was beautiful.

00:20:01.000 You were, like, looking for the moment to reach towards his face.

00:20:04.000 Hello, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, wash my hands, here it goes.

00:20:07.000 Fixing your glasses.

00:20:08.000 And he started to slide down his nose.

00:20:09.000 Yeah, there's nothing he can do about it.

00:20:10.000 He can't break those.

00:20:11.000 Don't be scared of one of them rubber band things.

00:20:14.000 Man, I'm looking for them.

00:20:15.000 You need like a strap.

00:20:16.000 Yeah, dude, the croaky.

00:20:17.000 Just something like we snap down like ski goggles.

00:20:23.000 One day they're just going to have a shot. 0.99

00:20:24.000 Just going to shoot something in your eyeballs. 0.99

00:20:26.000 No, he doesn't want that. 1.00

00:20:28.000 My dad gets that.

00:20:29.000 He's terrified.

00:20:30.000 He's got macular degeneration, so he gets injections in his eyeball.

00:20:34.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:20:35.000 Good Lord.

00:20:37.000 I think about that sometimes. 0.65

00:20:39.000 If you could either go blind or get hypodermic needles Shot into your eyes every month.

00:20:46.000 Would you do it? 0.61

00:20:46.000 I'll take the month. 0.61

00:20:47.000 Every month.

00:20:47.000 Every month?

00:20:48.000 Okay.

00:20:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:49.000 Cause I'm not a pussy and I like looking at shit. 1.00

00:20:52.000 Dang. 1.00

00:20:52.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:20:53.000 Okay.

00:20:54.000 God, you're so tough.

00:20:56.000 That's amazing.

00:20:57.000 Hardcore.

00:20:58.000 Wait, Joe doesn't say that he's hardcore, remember?

00:21:01.000 Can't say it.

00:21:02.000 He's medium core.

00:21:03.000 Can't say it or no, but don't know you're a poser.

00:21:08.000 I'm hardcore, bro.

00:21:10.000 I was a part of the hardcore, hardcore scene.

00:21:12.000 There was hardcore guys.

00:21:14.000 There was a bunch of guys who didn't believe that the guys who were calling...

00:21:16.000 Did you wear a lot of leather?

00:21:18.000 I didn't.

00:21:19.000 I wore a suede.

00:21:20.000 I wore this kind of suede that I should have wore if I was on a stagecoach in the 1700s with little tassels.

00:21:27.000 I wore moccasins only.

00:21:28.000 I wanted a tip throw to the woods. 0.99

00:21:31.000 Making shit up. 0.99

00:21:33.000 Moccasins seem cool. 0.99

00:21:34.000 I wish I wore them more.

00:21:35.000 It's interesting how all you have to do is wear a dead animal skin in a dark color and you're a rebel. 0.90

00:21:41.000 You know, like the black leather jacket in the 1950s, especially with the little silver buttons.

00:21:46.000 Oh, what a statement.

00:21:47.000 Well, that's what I love about fashion.

00:21:49.000 I think there's some really interesting, like, things in there.

00:21:52.000 Like, people have these, like, connections to certain elements of, like, what you put on your body.

00:21:57.000 I think it's fascinating.

00:21:58.000 That's why you need, all you people out there need to respect Rob Halford, okay?

00:22:02.000 Who's that?

00:22:03.000 Rob Halford.

00:22:04.000 Dude, Judas Priest?

00:22:06.000 How dare you?

00:22:09.000 I've lived a sheltered life. 1.00

00:22:14.000 I mean, that guy was probably one of the first openly gay singers of a fucking band like that. 0.99

00:22:22.000 Like a metal band. 0.99

00:22:22.000 It's pretty fucking awesome. 0.99

00:22:24.000 And he got everybody to dress like him. 0.97

00:22:25.000 That's great.

00:22:27.000 Leather daddies everywhere. 0.85

00:22:28.000 Leather daddies. 0.90

00:22:29.000 You guys thought you were metal.

00:22:31.000 Well, you really were.

00:22:32.000 It's the same thing again. 0.96

00:22:33.000 You were kind of gay. 0.55

00:22:35.000 You didn't even know. 0.67

00:22:36.000 He got you.

00:22:37.000 He got you. 0.72

00:22:38.000 He sucked you into his web.

00:22:40.000 Brilliant.

00:22:40.000 That's how badass he was.

00:22:42.000 I had him on one of the...

00:22:43.000 I did this show once for ES... or not ESPN... VH1. And he was one of the guests on the show.

00:22:50.000 I got to hang out with that guy for like an hour.

00:22:52.000 That's awesome.

00:22:53.000 Was it cool?

00:22:53.000 So cool.

00:22:54.000 But it was so weird. 0.98

00:22:55.000 It was like, God damn, I'm sitting here talking to rock and roll royalty. 0.99

00:22:59.000 That's amazing. 0.99

00:23:00.000 You know?

00:23:01.000 When I was in high school, I had this friend that was obsessed with Judas Priest. 1.00

00:23:12.000 This fucking kid, man. 1.00

00:23:14.000 His life sucked. 1.00

00:23:17.000 His life sucked. 1.00

00:23:19.000 His dad sucked. 1.00

00:23:20.000 His situation sucked. 1.00

00:23:22.000 You got another thing coming. 1.00

00:23:24.000 That fucking song, you got another thing coming, fueled that dude through high school. 1.00

00:23:30.000 I swear to God, it's awesome. 1.00

00:23:32.000 That's the crazy thing about what you guys do.

00:23:34.000 Like, music can be heard.

00:23:38.000 It's like fuel.

00:23:40.000 There's something to it.

00:23:41.000 Like, didn't Hunter Thompson had a...

00:23:42.000 He had an amazing quote about that he thinks of music as inspiration.

00:23:48.000 Or is it fuel?

00:23:49.000 I think he said fuel.

00:23:50.000 And he said that when you listen to it, you swear that you can get...

00:23:54.000 I'm shittily paraphrasing what he said, but it was like, you could...

00:23:58.000 You feel like you could drive further on an empty tank of gas that you can just keep going.

00:24:04.000 Like it'll allow you to go like 20% longer or something like that.

00:24:07.000 I forget what his actual quote was.

00:24:08.000 But it's true.

00:24:10.000 Like there's something happens when a song, you've got another thing coming.

00:24:15.000 Like you feel stronger.

00:24:18.000 Right?

00:24:19.000 If you were at the gym, Some songs also bring you back to this place that always bring you back there. 0.95

00:24:26.000 They'll bring you back to this childhood of nobody can fucking touch that.

00:24:30.000 This summer, every time I listen to this song, it brings me back to this time where I'm like, it almost makes you giddy, Hunter S. Thompson. 0.95

00:24:57.000 Perfect.

00:24:59.000 Beautiful.

00:25:00.000 Boy, did I butcher that.

00:25:01.000 I haven't read that in forever. 0.99

00:25:02.000 No, that was fucking great. 0.99

00:25:03.000 You did great, Joe. 1.00

00:25:04.000 You did a great shitty paraphrase job. 0.98

00:25:07.000 AC Doocy? 0.99

00:25:07.000 AC Doocy. 0.99

00:25:08.000 For me, it was Suicidal Tendencies.

00:25:11.000 You Can't Bring Me Down.

00:25:13.000 This is the greatest weightlifting song at all.

00:25:15.000 I swear to God, I'm 10% stronger.

00:25:16.000 You can't.

00:25:18.000 You can't bring me down!

00:25:20.000 You ever heard of Suicidal Tendencies?

00:25:21.000 Absolutely. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Fuck yeah, right? 1.00

00:25:23.000 I used to work at a bar in Venice and they would come in and play sometimes. 1.00

00:25:26.000 Of course.

00:25:27.000 That you can't bring me down, anybody who listens to that, you can lift more weights.

00:25:30.000 You become stronger.

00:25:31.000 There it is.

00:25:32.000 You become stronger.

00:25:33.000 You can run, you can be angry.

00:25:34.000 Sorry, sorry to interrupt.

00:25:35.000 But that gave me a question in my mind.

00:25:39.000 I just learned about estrogen blockers.

00:25:42.000 Okay?

00:25:43.000 How do you feel about it?

00:25:44.000 Someone.

00:25:45.000 An estrogen blocker.

00:25:48.000 I feel the same way that I have with roach motels.

00:25:51.000 If you need them, you should get them.

00:25:54.000 Okay.

00:25:54.000 Oh my god.

00:25:57.000 Point taken.

00:25:57.000 Somebody just blew my mind the other week.

00:25:59.000 He was like...

00:26:00.000 I don't know.

00:26:00.000 I mean, if you have a headache, you should get aspirin.

00:26:02.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:04.000 What's going on, man?

00:26:05.000 I was talking to somebody about building muscle.

00:26:08.000 And he was like, dude, you should...

00:26:10.000 The real problem with those things is what they're really good for is if someone is coming off of a steroid.

00:26:18.000 Because when you take a steroid, your endocrine system suffers.

00:26:21.000 It stops producing testosterone.

00:26:23.000 And these things, they're called Clomid is one of them.

00:26:27.000 And there's a couple other different companies that make a similar product.

00:26:30.000 And it increases your body's ability to produce testosterone.

00:26:38.000 It has this, like, affection, blocking the estrogen.

00:26:40.000 You produce more testosterone.

00:26:42.000 Your body tries to seek some sort of a balance.

00:26:43.000 You sort of trick it.

00:26:44.000 Yeah.

00:26:45.000 But I think we know so little about what does and doesn't, like, work for you.

00:26:53.000 There's a lot of experimentation going on.

00:26:55.000 Like, well, maybe he needs a this, or maybe he needs a that.

00:26:58.000 How old is he?

00:26:59.000 Hmm, what's his background?

00:27:00.000 But you can get this stuff over the counter, right?

00:27:02.000 Yeah, but it's like...

00:27:03.000 What have you done before you decide to do that?

00:27:06.000 If anybody ever wants to do something, if they ever want to go, hey man, I'm thinking about getting into a hardcore workout program, how many days in a row have you worked out?

00:27:13.000 Be honest.

00:27:14.000 Me?

00:27:14.000 No, no, no.

00:27:15.000 This is what I said.

00:27:15.000 This dude.

00:27:16.000 And they're like, two. 1.00

00:27:17.000 I'm like, dude, you fuck. 1.00

00:27:18.000 You fucker. 1.00

00:27:19.000 Listen, if you want to start running marathons, you've got to run every day, bitch. 1.00

00:27:23.000 I can't just keep talking to you. 1.00

00:27:24.000 You're talking nonsense, right?

00:27:27.000 And if you're saying, well, I'm thinking about taking estrogen blockers.

00:27:29.000 How many days do you lift weights?

00:27:31.000 How often?

00:27:32.000 How sore are you?

00:27:34.000 A little bit sore.

00:27:35.000 But I don't even do it.

00:27:37.000 That's the thing.

00:27:38.000 But if you want to do it, the first thing you do before you think about estrogen blockers is just be consistent.

00:27:45.000 It's the most important thing.

00:27:47.000 It's more important than anything.

00:27:48.000 It's more important even than the amount of weight that you lift.

00:27:51.000 It's the frequency in which you engage in the act of going to the gym and exerting yourself.

00:27:57.000 If you can consistently do it...

00:27:58.000 Can you guys work out together?

00:27:59.000 No.

00:28:00.000 Not anytime.

00:28:01.000 We talked to this earlier.

00:28:02.000 Not anytime.

00:28:03.000 But...

00:28:03.000 Not time to do it.

00:28:04.000 But this applies to everybody.

00:28:06.000 This applies to everybody.

00:28:06.000 Is it available to everybody?

00:28:07.000 You could just take this shit and fucking... 1.00

00:28:08.000 No, no. 1.00

00:28:09.000 You need a prescription.

00:28:10.000 You do need a prescription.

00:28:11.000 Yes.

00:28:12.000 Unless it doesn't work.

00:28:13.000 Uh-huh.

00:28:14.000 I mean, unless it's fake.

00:28:15.000 There's some fake ones that people make.

00:28:17.000 Forgive me, forgive my ignorance, but is this anything that, like, transgender people would take to... 1.00

00:28:22.000 No, no, no, no.

00:28:24.000 This is a different...

00:28:24.000 It's really to try to stimulate growth of...

00:28:27.000 or stimulate the reproduction of testosterone by, like, trying to fuck with the balance.

00:28:34.000 Like, by suppressing estrogen, you sort of try to... 0.73

00:28:37.000 your body elevates testosterone.

00:28:39.000 There's, like, some wrestling match going on.

00:28:41.000 So why wouldn't a transgender person take that? 0.98

00:28:42.000 Because they need hardcore chemicals. 0.99

00:28:44.000 Oh, they need more than that.

00:28:45.000 Yeah, they need bio-identical hormones that are in whatever gender they identify with, they decide to transition into, which is one of the...

00:28:52.000 I mean, objectively, non-judgmentally, but objectively, it's one of the oddest things about the whole idea.

00:28:59.000 Sounds so intense.

00:29:00.000 Well, it's not just that, like, this is who you are.

00:29:03.000 It's like, this is who you're also putting hormones in your body to become.

00:29:07.000 Right.

00:29:08.000 Like, what it seems like...

00:29:11.000 You feel like you should be.

00:29:12.000 So there's many layers in a totally non-judgmental sense.

00:29:17.000 No one's telling you to not do it at all.

00:29:20.000 But there's a lot going on there.

00:29:22.000 It's not just identifying with something.

00:29:24.000 It's choosing to transition into something.

00:29:27.000 There's a lot.

00:29:27.000 There's some serious complexity to all this.

00:29:30.000 And in a non-judgmental way, it's very fascinating.

00:29:33.000 It's very fascinating that we're becoming more and more comfortable with it.

00:29:37.000 Because ultimately, isn't it really... 0.99

00:29:40.000 When it's all over, ultimately, who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:29:42.000 Like, jokes aside, laughing aside, serious hot debates, who cares if you want to be a man, if you want to be a woman, if you want to be both, you want to switch back and forth. 0.99

00:29:55.000 There was a guy on one of the NPR, he was on a radio lab, a guy who switches back and forth.

00:29:59.000 He's like, sometimes he's a woman, I'm a man now. 0.99

00:30:01.000 He decides, I'm a man now.

00:30:02.000 You don't mean like hormonally?

00:30:03.000 No, no, in his head, the way he identifies.

00:30:06.000 He has like two different people in his head.

00:30:07.000 One of them is a man, and then he becomes a woman. 0.93

00:30:09.000 And in the middle of things he goes, I just switched.

00:30:11.000 I just flipped.

00:30:12.000 He's talking to these people like, I'm a man now.

00:30:14.000 And we're like, what?

00:30:15.000 You can just do that? 0.58

00:30:18.000 Isn't it possible he's crazy? 1.00

00:30:20.000 Isn't it possible he's making shit up? 1.00

00:30:22.000 Do we have electrodes? 0.99

00:30:23.000 And sometimes he's like, what is he thinking about? 0.84

00:30:25.000 Dicks. 1.00

00:30:26.000 It's all dicks. 1.00

00:30:27.000 Sometimes it's vaginas. 1.00

00:30:28.000 Got some vaginas now. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Well I mean there's definitely like an emotional mental screening process for people that want to go like full throttle with the like dick to V, D to V, V to D, switch it up. 0.99

00:30:41.000 Unfortunately it's pretty dedicated.

00:30:44.000 It's surgery and I think there's gonna come a really interesting time Where they're able to manipulate what you are in a way that's not as primitive as cutting and stitching things back up together, but maybe like somehow or another altering what you actually are,

00:31:00.000 like changing the signal that your cells have and what shape you want it to form.

00:31:07.000 I mean, I don't think that's outside of the possibilities in our lifetime.

00:31:12.000 What about transmitting consciousness to a different body?

00:31:14.000 Because people do talk about that.

00:31:16.000 Well, we're also recognizing that you need it while you're using it, but it's not all of you.

00:31:25.000 And that the idea of who you are when you're not even connected to your body, that might be the real you.

00:31:30.000 And what this body thing is, you have this biological thing that you're attached to.

00:31:38.000 That sort of evolved with you.

00:31:40.000 Yeah.

00:31:41.000 And in just the same way you have all this weird bacteria on your skin and weird flora in your intestines, that might be exactly what life and the body is.

00:31:51.000 And that consciousness and the body, they're kind of the same thing but not really the same way like...

00:31:59.000 The things that are growing in your body, all the millions and billions and trillions of microbes and life forms that live in every one of us, we don't want to think that they're not even important. 0.99

00:32:12.000 Without them, you're fucked. 0.99

00:32:14.000 Just because you can talk doesn't mean they're not in on the whole thing. 1.00

00:32:18.000 You're a giant collection of living, you know?

00:32:24.000 It's incredible. 1.00

00:32:24.000 Fuck, we're crazy. 1.00

00:32:27.000 We're so odd. 1.00

00:32:29.000 It's true.

00:32:30.000 It makes me think of the planet thing. 0.98

00:32:32.000 You know, all of a sudden, all these gases, all this shit, just boom, smacks together, and then it's a thing. 0.94

00:32:36.000 Or it was a thing before. 0.98

00:32:38.000 Now it's... 0.97

00:32:39.000 the form changes, but, like, the fuck is it? 0.97

00:32:42.000 Why is the center burning up? 0.97

00:32:45.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:32:45.000 I'm too dumb for that. 0.99

00:32:47.000 Me too. 1.00

00:32:47.000 I don't like things that I'm too dumb for. 1.00

00:32:49.000 I like water on Mars. 0.97

00:32:50.000 Like, hmm, wet water?

00:32:52.000 Ice?

00:32:52.000 What is it?

00:32:53.000 I can get those concepts.

00:32:54.000 I understand.

00:32:55.000 I've seen water melt.

00:32:56.000 I've seen it get cold.

00:32:57.000 I've seen icicles.

00:32:59.000 I've got water on Mars.

00:33:00.000 You've seen an icicle?

00:33:02.000 Could you imagine if they really did find a life form on Mars?

00:33:06.000 Haven't they, though?

00:33:07.000 Haven't they found bacterias and microscopic things?

00:33:09.000 I think they've found evidence of biology.

00:33:12.000 Mm-hmm.

00:33:13.000 In my very rudimentary way of understanding what those guys are talking about, I think they find like there's certain signature patterns that they can find that might indicate some sort of biological life at some point in time.

00:33:28.000 But I don't think they found a smoking gun.

00:33:30.000 I don't think they found like a fossil or...

00:33:32.000 Am I right, Jamie?

00:33:33.000 Does that make sense?

00:33:34.000 And there's the potential that there's like forms of life that we cannot identify as humans.

00:33:40.000 Sure.

00:33:40.000 That aren't like these, you know, physical elements, but that it's like almost something you just can't see, smell, taste, or touch, you know?

00:33:47.000 Well, it might be, and this is going to be the craziest thing to say, it might be that everything's alive.

00:33:53.000 It might be that everything that you encounter reacts in some sort of a weird way, but we are so rigid in our idea of what's alive, what's not alive, or what's conscious and not conscious, what retains energy and what doesn't, that we don't think about it.

00:34:10.000 We don't think about, like, objects and how...

00:34:12.000 Well, you know, the psychics talk about, like, multidimensional planes and stuff, and I don't know.

00:34:18.000 I don't know where you stand on this stuff, but I... I think they're mostly bullshit artists. 0.99

00:34:22.000 There's a lot of bullshit stuff, but there's also stuff that I've seen that I can't explain. 1.00

00:34:28.000 And I'm like, what the fuck is that? 0.99

00:34:32.000 Yeah, no, I know exactly what you mean. 0.99

00:34:34.000 I feel too timid to talk about it right now.

00:34:36.000 Well, it's like we were talking about the ghost hunting shows earlier.

00:34:40.000 Sure.

00:34:40.000 And I said, I don't not believe in...

00:34:42.000 Like that guy, what's his name?

00:34:44.000 Zach Baggins.

00:34:45.000 He seems like a nice guy.

00:34:46.000 I've watched his show before.

00:34:47.000 It's entertaining.

00:34:48.000 He goes looking for ghosts.

00:34:49.000 Well, can I tell you some ghost stories?

00:34:51.000 Here's a ghost story.

00:34:52.000 Okay.

00:34:53.000 So my dad, running this restaurant with my uncle since he was 17... 0.99

00:34:58.000 Kills a man with an axe.

00:34:59.000 Not lately, but...

00:35:00.000 Because he didn't pay for a pie.

00:35:04.000 You said sauce on the side!

00:35:08.000 But my dad was telling me this story that it wasn't that long ago that this family that's been coming into the restaurant for years and years and years, Came in and he saw everybody.

00:35:22.000 He saw, you know, mom, dad, kids, beautiful grandmother shining in the back.

00:35:26.000 And he said, hey guys, party at five?

00:35:28.000 And they said, nope, just four.

00:35:30.000 And he told, like, this, you know, this is my dad. 0.99

00:35:34.000 Like, my dad's not going to fucking make shit up. 0.99

00:35:36.000 And he said he felt this incredible, like, the grandmother was standing behind the family. 0.99

00:35:43.000 Like, just, like, looking so happy.

00:35:45.000 And he was like...

00:35:47.000 Okay, four?

00:35:48.000 And then he said he looked away and she was gone and he sat the family down and he was really freaked out and he was kind of like doing other stuff and he came back and he said, hey, how's your mom doing?

00:36:04.000 And they said, oh, was she passed a couple months ago?

00:36:05.000 And he had this moment where he was like, I felt like I should tell them and he did and he said, I feel really uncomfortable, but I really feel like I need you to know that when you came into the restaurant, I saw your mother standing behind you guys.

00:36:19.000 And they didn't freak out.

00:36:21.000 And they just said, we really feel like she's still with us.

00:36:25.000 And that's not the first time my dad's had a weird ghost story at the restaurant.

00:36:28.000 He's had a few other experiences. 0.98

00:36:30.000 And when he talked about it, he was kind of like, yeah, I fucking saw her. 0.98

00:36:35.000 Like, I saw her. 0.97

00:36:36.000 So your dad saw the old lady behind them?

00:36:39.000 Yeah.

00:36:40.000 And how old was your dad at the time?

00:36:41.000 This was like last year, a couple years ago.

00:36:43.000 It wasn't that long ago.

00:36:47.000 Wow.

00:36:48.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:36:48.000 Look, if you can have people, if the idea that ghosts are ridiculous, why is it any more ridiculous than an echo? 0.86

00:36:58.000 You ever get under a bridge and yell, Hello!

00:37:00.000 Hello!

00:37:01.000 Hello!

00:37:02.000 Hello!

00:37:03.000 Hello!

00:37:06.000 Why is that weirder than ghosts?

00:37:09.000 It's not, right?

00:37:11.000 Ghosts could be just as likely.

00:37:13.000 It could be like your actual life form, whatever it was when you went.

00:37:17.000 Sure.

00:37:17.000 I mean, it might echo.

00:37:19.000 I think we underestimate how powerful our energy is.

00:37:22.000 I mean, people can leave a real impression that people can stay with you.

00:37:26.000 Literally. 0.99

00:37:26.000 Have you ever had somebody who just fucking kicked your ass energetically and you left a place and you're like, God, I just feel like they're still with me. 0.99

00:37:34.000 That stuff is not to be taken lightly. 0.99

00:37:37.000 And it can be the absolute opposite end of the spectrum of joy and love and kindness.

00:37:43.000 And you can get energy in these places.

00:37:45.000 And I think some people can have an innate ability to interpret it in a different way, where they maybe actually see it or they hear it or whatever.

00:37:55.000 Because I believe my dad.

00:37:56.000 I love my dad.

00:37:57.000 I believe him. 0.99

00:37:58.000 It's totally possible that someone can actually see an aura, but if you can't take a photo of it, I just have to bank on the fact you're not out of your fucking mind. 0.99

00:38:08.000 Well, you talk to my dad and you ask him, I don't know. 0.98

00:38:11.000 Ben glows green.

00:38:12.000 He glows green.

00:38:13.000 All around him is green.

00:38:15.000 Green is light.

00:38:16.000 I see him.

00:38:18.000 I see him.

00:38:19.000 I see his aura.

00:38:21.000 There are people who tell you things like that.

00:38:22.000 Your aura!

00:38:22.000 It's purple!

00:38:24.000 You don't?

00:38:24.000 What is that from?

00:38:25.000 It's from Almost Famous.

00:38:26.000 Oh.

00:38:31.000 That was a fun movie, right?

00:38:32.000 So fun.

00:38:33.000 Is that like the cautionary tale for the young rock star?

00:38:37.000 That's probably the tempting tale, right?

00:38:40.000 That's the best stuff.

00:38:41.000 I am music!

00:38:43.000 Oh my God, thank God!

00:38:47.000 I don't know if we'll ever get there, but maybe.

00:38:50.000 You don't want to get there.

00:38:52.000 You want to get, like, in the neighborhood.

00:38:54.000 You want to get, like, adjacent.

00:38:56.000 Beverly Hills adjacent.

00:38:58.000 It's 7.45.

00:39:00.000 What time did we start this podcast?

00:39:01.000 Earlier than 7.45.

00:39:05.000 It's been a while.

00:39:08.000 You guys want to play another song?

00:39:10.000 We should, but I also want to play our Sweet Thing video.

00:39:13.000 I feel like we should play that. 0.82

00:39:14.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.93

00:39:15.000 Okay, let's play it. 0.98

00:39:16.000 It's on our...

00:39:17.000 Jamie Vernon, ladies and gentlemen.

00:39:29.000 We did this video, guys.

00:39:31.000 We did this.

00:39:34.000 I quit.

00:39:37.000 I quit.

00:39:40.000 You guys are awesome.

00:39:41.000 What is this?

00:39:41.000 We did this with our friend Dave Gruber Allen.

00:39:45.000 Well, we have to be careful.

00:39:46.000 We don't want you to flag us off of YouTube with this.

00:39:49.000 Will you get in trouble?

00:39:50.000 You guys might have some really overly enthusiastic record company.

00:39:54.000 Do you have a good record company, or is your record company very litigious?

00:39:59.000 No, they're great.

00:40:00.000 By the book?

00:40:01.000 They have not litiged yet.

00:40:03.000 Ben Jaffe, come into the office, please.

00:40:05.000 Did you or did you not give them permission to say?

00:40:10.000 And play Sweet Thing on their podcast.

00:40:13.000 Oh, we're loud.

00:40:14.000 We're loud.

00:40:14.000 Who's has?

00:40:15.000 We do.

00:40:16.000 I would like you guys to say it into the microphone.

00:40:19.000 Ben Jackson is the incentive for forming the entity.

00:40:22.000 Honey, honey. 0.50

00:40:23.000 Yeah, all right.

00:40:24.000 Oh, there he is. 1.00

00:40:25.000 Look at that sexy bitch. 1.00

00:40:33.000 Oh, nice. 1.00

00:40:35.000 Dave's the man.

00:40:37.000 A little shoulder work.

00:40:46.000 Wow.

00:40:55.000 Oh, if you're not watching this, there's an old dude dancing. 1.00

00:41:00.000 He's got white hair, a long beard and long hair, and he's signing everything that Suzanne sings in a sexy, gyrating way.

00:41:12.000 Look at him.

00:41:14.000 I can't wait until this part.

00:41:17.000 I can't sleep with a pretty little voice screaming me, me, me.

00:41:23.000 But I'll change it like I say today till it makes me say I'm too late.

00:41:31.000 I'll change it like I say today Give me some relief if you're lying through your teeth.

00:41:55.000 Don't even matter to me. 0.95

00:41:59.000 I'm living like a thief.

00:42:06.000 I can't sleep with those pretty little voices screaming. 0.99

00:43:35.000 That is awesome.

00:43:37.000 That's a fun video. 0.98

00:43:40.000 What is it about videos where when you watch some shit that makes it look really old it becomes better? 0.97

00:43:47.000 Like all the, like, the little scratchy things that made it seem like it was like an old movie? 0.99

00:43:52.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 Why has it become better?

00:43:54.000 What is that?

00:43:55.000 What is that call to nostalgia?

00:43:56.000 Put you in a mood.

00:43:57.000 Put you in, you know, it's like, oh, this is familiar.

00:44:00.000 Who's the old dude that was dancing?

00:44:02.000 He was awesome.

00:44:02.000 Gruber.

00:44:02.000 Who's Gruber?

00:44:03.000 Dave Gruber Allen, he's famous for a few things.

00:44:08.000 He was on a show called Freaks and Geeks, Judd Apatow's show.

00:44:13.000 He played the guidance counselor.

00:44:15.000 So there's like this weird cult following, but he was also the naked trucker on Comedy Central.

00:44:21.000 And he's done a lot of really great work, but he's also been a really great friend of ours over the years.

00:44:27.000 He's a great dude.

00:44:28.000 When I first moved to LA, I moved into a house and he was my housemate.

00:44:33.000 Crazy intro to the city.

00:44:35.000 I was 18. I moved in.

00:44:37.000 He was much older.

00:44:39.000 I got to see all this great comedy.

00:44:42.000 I'd never gone to a comedy club when I was a kid.

00:44:45.000 They didn't have that where I grew up.

00:44:48.000 I was going to this club in LA and seeing all these dudes like him and Patton Oswalt was doing his thing.

00:44:55.000 At Largo.

00:44:55.000 He would go to Largo.

00:44:57.000 Guys, it was just great. 0.99

00:44:58.000 He's a nut. 0.57

00:44:59.000 Yeah, that's a very unusual video. 0.52

00:45:03.000 A little more on the house that Ben lived in and now lives in again is kind of like this artist compound.

00:45:12.000 Jim Turner owns a house, our really good friend, and he was our Angel of Death in our Angel of Death video.

00:45:19.000 But he was also Randy of the Redwoods on MTV. It's just fun to do shit with your friends. 0.99

00:45:25.000 That's what we keep doing over and over. 1.00

00:45:27.000 We just want to do it with our friends.

00:45:30.000 It makes everything more fun.

00:45:32.000 It changes what the thing is.

00:45:35.000 The thing goes from being a laborer to a party. 0.97

00:45:39.000 Jim and Gruber are our family to us, so when we get to make fucking silly videos with them, whether people like it or not, we love it. 0.97

00:45:49.000 It's so fun. 0.92

00:45:51.000 Yeah, I mean, it's one of the coolest things that you can, when you do things like that today, you could just, you could distribute them in a way that you never would be able to just a decade ago, two decades ago, three decades ago.

00:46:03.000 You know, you guys were, people in the music business especially, were so dependent upon like traveling and getting a reputation, you know, and word of mouth.

00:46:14.000 Some bands became gigantic just through word of mouth.

00:46:19.000 That was a big thing back when we were kids.

00:46:22.000 It was like underground music.

00:46:24.000 If you knew about the creeps, do you know about the creeps?

00:46:28.000 People knew about it.

00:46:31.000 You had to know.

00:46:31.000 You had to know someone.

00:46:33.000 If you wanted to hear about some cool shit, stop at the Run DMC. Do you know who Cool G Rap is? 0.99

00:46:39.000 Do you know who Cool G Rap is?

00:46:40.000 You need to know. 1.00

00:46:41.000 I need to get you a fucking demo tape. 0.99

00:46:43.000 There was some dudes that were these underground dudes, and knowing who they were was crucially important. 0.99

00:46:49.000 Especially folks in Jamie's generation, right? 0.97

00:46:51.000 Crucially important.

00:46:55.000 He'll say with...

00:46:58.000 He'll inform me of the new hot players in the rap genre.

00:47:02.000 And I'll have to go, okay, so this is the guy now?

00:47:06.000 Okay, and what's his deal?

00:47:08.000 Yeah, Jamie, fill us in later, would you?

00:47:09.000 He knows.

00:47:11.000 Okay, awesome.

00:47:12.000 Jamie's on the ball.

00:47:14.000 Doing it.

00:47:16.000 Oh, man.

00:47:17.000 This has been educational, informational.

00:47:20.000 It's been really fun.

00:47:22.000 Inspirational.

00:47:24.000 Poem.

00:47:24.000 The end.

00:47:25.000 That was my poem.

00:47:26.000 I thought I snuck it in.

00:47:27.000 You know, I know if I said, can I read my poem?

00:47:30.000 You'd be like, oh, Christ.

00:47:32.000 You'd have to see it.

00:47:34.000 Inside joke from podcast number one.

00:47:36.000 Hey Joe, can we tell the people that we're on tour right now? 0.99

00:47:39.000 Oh fuck yes you can. 0.98

00:47:40.000 Yeah, we're on tour right now guys. 0.99

00:47:42.000 We're gonna be going through Texas and we're playing, Ben help me out here, New Orleans.

00:47:47.000 We're in Tennessee.

00:47:48.000 Nashville.

00:47:49.000 In Nashville.

00:47:50.000 Southwest, next couple days we'll be in Santa Fe.

00:47:53.000 Powerful Santa Fe. 0.98

00:47:54.000 We're at HoneyHoneyBand.com if you want to fucking get in on this. 0.81

00:47:58.000 We're gonna be playing a whole bunch until about mid-November. 0.77

00:48:01.000 What is the Twitter?

00:48:03.000 Twitter is HoneyHoneyBand.

00:48:05.000 HoneyHoneyBand.

00:48:06.000 Everything's HoneyHoneyBand.

00:48:08.000 Instagram, HoneyHoneyBand.

00:48:12.000 That's what we are.

00:48:13.000 There's a lot of stuff going on.

00:48:16.000 We'd love to see you guys out there in the world.

00:48:18.000 They want to see you too.

00:48:20.000 Fun.

00:48:21.000 Maybe a little bit too much.

00:48:22.000 Yeah, we get physical.

00:48:25.000 In the good and the bad way.

00:48:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:26.000 Look out.

00:48:27.000 A lot of flailing.

00:48:30.000 We both got accosted by this woman in Long Beach recently, and it was amazing.

00:48:38.000 All of a sudden I was like, she was kissing my neck, and I was like, okay!

00:48:43.000 Hold on a second.

00:48:44.000 You need to buy me things first.

00:48:45.000 How bad did her breath smell? 0.99

00:48:47.000 No, she was really beautiful, but I was also, she was just so aggressive, and I felt like a fucking piece of meat, and I was like, let's not. 0.99

00:48:54.000 Let's just calm down. 0.98

00:48:56.000 You know, I want to be, like, treated nicely.

00:48:58.000 That's right. 0.92

00:49:00.000 Have you been licked? 0.57

00:49:01.000 No.

00:49:02.000 I got a good Heisman.

00:49:03.000 I have a very strong Heisman.

00:49:07.000 Heisman.

00:49:08.000 Assume the Heisman.

00:49:10.000 Can't let them get close enough to turn you into a zombie. 1.00

00:49:14.000 If you were on The Walking Dead and they were like that, you're like, no, no, no, no, bitch. 1.00

00:49:19.000 If you're in the middle of the football field with a zombie, okay? 0.99

00:49:23.000 You're not gonna get me, okay?

00:49:25.000 You're not.

00:49:25.000 I'm faster than that.

00:49:26.000 They're slow. 0.97

00:49:27.000 And you just shoot right for the head. 0.95

00:49:29.000 I know you do.

00:49:30.000 Yeah, but if I have a gun, but I'm saying like if it was just me and the zombie, like, um, this isn't 28 days later. 0.95

00:49:36.000 28 days later is fucking terrifying. 0.89

00:49:38.000 They're too fast. 0.99

00:49:38.000 They get you. 0.99

00:49:39.000 You gotta go with the slow movers. 1.00

00:49:41.000 Walking dead, I'll fuck those dudes up. 1.00

00:49:43.000 I'll practice on those dudes. 1.00

00:49:44.000 World War Z, they were moving fast, too.

00:49:46.000 Yeah, but in the books, in the audio tapes, which we listened to on tour, they were slow.

00:49:50.000 When I saw the movie, scared the fuck out of me. 0.99

00:49:53.000 I will head kick the fuck out of a zombie. 1.00

00:49:56.000 I'll tell you right now. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Walking Dead-style zombies.

00:49:59.000 I'll warm up with some soft work to the body.

00:50:02.000 Keep moving. 0.99

00:50:03.000 And then once I feel like this dummy is going to just walk right into a wheel kick, I'm going to try to take a zombie's head off. 1.00

00:50:08.000 Try to kick a zombie right in the dome. 0.99

00:50:11.000 I wonder sometimes when people, like Halloween time, when people like to fuck with each other and someone who's like, I'm going to dress up like a zombie and scare people. 0.98

00:50:19.000 But if they take it to an extreme, if someone would actually go crazy on them. 0.79

00:50:23.000 Because the fear of zombies is so great.

00:50:26.000 People have definitely been killed by that in the South.

00:50:29.000 Really?

00:50:29.000 By being a fake zombie?

00:50:31.000 A zombie impersonator?

00:50:33.000 100%!

00:50:34.000 Guys, don't do it. 0.99

00:50:35.000 That's really dumb. 0.99

00:50:37.000 I was in Montana right around the time. 0.98

00:50:40.000 It was like between like maybe six months before or six months after I was in Montana that this happened.

00:50:45.000 Some dude put on one of those suits.

00:50:48.000 What are those suits called?

00:50:49.000 Ghillie suits?

00:50:50.000 Is that what it's called?

00:50:51.000 Ghillie suit?

00:50:52.000 He put on like a camouflage suit.

00:50:54.000 It's like this crazy camouflage suit where dudes wear in the military to hide into or sometimes people use it for extreme hunting situations.

00:51:01.000 You like pretend to be one of the bushes and then you jump out and get people.

00:51:05.000 This guy did it and pretended to be Bigfoot.

00:51:07.000 So he put this ghillie suit on and stood by a bush.

00:51:10.000 And then when people were on the highway, he stepped out into the highway.

00:51:13.000 And you know what happened? 1.00

00:51:14.000 This fucking teenage girl accelerated into him and killed Bigfoot. 1.00

00:51:20.000 She sent Bigfoot flying and then here's where it gets even crazier. 1.00

00:51:23.000 Another teenage driver going the opposite direction then ran over him again.

00:51:27.000 Oh my god.

00:51:28.000 He got double Are you serious?

00:51:30.000 This is a real story. 0.99

00:51:32.000 I'm fucking telling you the truth. 0.99

00:51:33.000 This is a real story. 0.99

00:51:34.000 It's a real story.

00:51:35.000 A man in a ghillie suit.

00:51:36.000 Am I saying it right?

00:51:39.000 I apologize if I'm getting it wrong.

00:51:41.000 I thought it was a ghillie suit.

00:51:42.000 It looks like a bunch of leaves.

00:51:44.000 Like you're connected string and leaf.

00:51:46.000 You know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:51:47.000 I'm sure you have fucking Wahlberg in that movie. 0.99

00:51:49.000 That's what's up. 0.99

00:51:51.000 Prank's taking too far, guys.

00:51:53.000 We gotta have safety with our prankery.

00:51:56.000 Okay? 1.00

00:51:57.000 But don't you think that that is the universe's way of eliminating idiots? 1.00

00:52:02.000 If you really stopped and thought about it, what type of a person goes, you know what I'm going to do? 1.00

00:52:08.000 I'm going to spend my day fucking with people. 0.99

00:52:09.000 I'm going to wait until it gets dark. 1.00

00:52:11.000 I'm going to put on the camo.

00:52:12.000 I'm going to jump in the middle of the road.

00:52:14.000 This is going to be awesome. 0.99

00:52:15.000 You've got to be a tiny bit crazy. 0.67

00:52:19.000 I mean, maybe. 1.00

00:52:21.000 I think about that a lot with these haunted houses that people sign up to go in and have people fuck with you. 1.00

00:52:28.000 I want no part of it. 1.00

00:52:29.000 I don't want some stranger touching me with a fake chainsaw.

00:52:33.000 The physical reaction is terror.

00:52:35.000 I don't want that.

00:52:36.000 You don't have to do it. 0.99

00:52:37.000 And also, the people that are doing that I think have to be a little fucking askew in the brain. 0.97

00:52:43.000 There's something weird with... 0.97

00:52:44.000 I'm sorry.

00:52:45.000 It could be old-fashioned fun.

00:52:46.000 Sure, sure.

00:52:47.000 Just a little spookery. 0.99

00:52:49.000 You're like, I pride myself on putting fake blood all over myself and just getting people to shit their pants. 0.99

00:52:57.000 I mean, that's fine. 1.00

00:52:58.000 We all do weird shit. 0.98

00:52:58.000 Well, if it's a job and it's like that or Night Fry Guy at Wendy's, What's a guy gonna do? 0.98

00:53:05.000 I'd rather have Night Fry Guy at Wendy's.

00:53:07.000 You'd rather be that job?

00:53:09.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:09.000 I think I'd scare the fuck out of some kids. 0.98

00:53:11.000 For an extra dollar an hour. 0.97

00:53:13.000 For an extra dollar an hour.

00:53:15.000 I'll give those little kids nightmares. 0.99

00:53:18.000 I'll do it violently. 0.99

00:53:20.000 Jesus! 0.99

00:53:22.000 The devil is here amongst you. 0.98

00:53:25.000 Go home to your family. 0.97

00:53:26.000 Remember this always.

00:53:28.000 Good night, everybody.

00:53:30.000 Some light trauma.

00:53:30.000 Said the kid, what?

00:53:32.000 What the fuck just happened? 0.99

00:53:34.000 I can't do it. 1.00

00:53:35.000 The devil is in you always!

00:53:36.000 Oh my god, no. 0.78

00:53:39.000 Poor little eight-year-old.

00:53:40.000 Please stop.

00:53:41.000 But that's how you get that $9 an hour. 0.99

00:53:43.000 You only get seven at fucking Wendy's. 1.00

00:53:46.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

00:53:46.000 You gotta commit, though, dude. 1.00

00:53:47.000 That was good.

00:53:48.000 I want that extra deuce.

00:53:51.000 Kid's gonna suffer.

00:53:53.000 They have an adult summer camp you can go sleep over and do that.

00:53:56.000 Like for two nights on a lake and all that.

00:53:58.000 Did you ever see the documentary Jesus Camp?

00:54:02.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 Well, in bits and pieces, you've seen it, right?

00:54:06.000 It's crazy.

00:54:08.000 It's amazing.

00:54:09.000 It's like sort of the opposite of the devil camp.

00:54:13.000 Is there a devil camp?

00:54:14.000 I'm sure there is.

00:54:15.000 Let's go.

00:54:15.000 There should be.

00:54:17.000 Equal time and all that good stuff.

00:54:19.000 Maybe they got some points.

00:54:20.000 But it was a documentary on these people that were taking these kids and turning them into radical fundamentalists because their logic was we need Christian warriors because they're already developing Islamic warriors.

00:54:31.000 Dude, people are tweeting about that.

00:54:33.000 This guy rallying a Christian army.

00:54:35.000 Whoa. 0.99

00:54:36.000 Everybody settle the fuck down. 0.92

00:54:40.000 That's what you want to tell them. 0.98

00:54:42.000 Oh, Suzanne.

00:54:43.000 So I'll just take a breath.

00:54:44.000 That's what's up, right?

00:54:46.000 Take a breath.

00:54:46.000 Everybody's like, please.

00:54:48.000 Whenever you watch that shit that's going on in the Middle East, beheading this and that and fucking stoning this and that, you're like, keep it over there, please. 1.00

00:54:57.000 Keep it over there. 1.00

00:54:59.000 Cut it out. 0.98

00:55:00.000 That's the one thing that people don't want to address in this world when there's parts of the world that are just really, really fucked up. 0.70

00:55:08.000 For some reason, as long as it's not right here. 0.70

00:55:11.000 Years and years and years of being rectified.

00:55:15.000 I know.

00:55:16.000 We're so strange.

00:55:17.000 Just the human animal.

00:55:18.000 So strange.

00:55:19.000 And we think we're having a bad day, you know?

00:55:22.000 Our bad days are a joke.

00:55:23.000 Oh my god, I'm having a hard time quitting Diet Coke.

00:55:27.000 Are you really?

00:55:28.000 Oh, let's talk about that.

00:55:30.000 No, I'm not.

00:55:30.000 I'm just saying.

00:55:31.000 That's like someone freaking out. 1.00

00:55:33.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:55:34.000 My spin teacher is an asshole. 1.00

00:55:36.000 I'm fucking... 1.00

00:55:38.000 I don't want to hear Duran Duran anymore. 1.00

00:55:41.000 These are our problems.

00:55:43.000 We're okay.

00:55:43.000 We're okay, guys.

00:55:45.000 Lucky people.

00:55:46.000 Bunch of lucky people here.

00:55:49.000 I think people, when they're alive, are lucky. 0.94

00:55:51.000 If you think about the amount of people that have died, the fact that you're not one of them, you should be really fucking happy. 0.99

00:55:58.000 You're lucky as shit. 0.99

00:55:59.000 I feel okay about it, yeah. 0.99

00:56:00.000 Yeah.

00:56:01.000 We're all lucky.

00:56:03.000 It's a perspective.

00:56:04.000 That perspective issue and the disenchantment with your own position in the perspective, that's what fueled the whole thing.

00:56:12.000 It's unavoidable in some way.

00:56:15.000 If I say like one more time, I'll smack my salad!

00:56:17.000 Don't do that!

00:56:18.000 Not in front of us!

00:56:19.000 It's like...

00:56:20.000 It's like, man, like... 1.00

00:56:23.000 I hear myself saying it, and I was like, shut up, bitch! 1.00

00:56:27.000 You know what you sound like, bitch? 1.00

00:56:29.000 Smack! 1.00

00:56:30.000 You're extra-liked.

00:56:33.000 You can fall into those things. 1.00

00:56:35.000 No, we're all lucky as fuck. 0.98

00:56:37.000 And I think, you know, hopefully that trend will continue. 0.99

00:56:41.000 I mean, it would be really nice if the people next, after we're done, look back at us like the way we look at those covered wagon douchebags. 1.00

00:56:47.000 You know, we look at those covered wagon douchebags like, oh my god, you didn't even have medicine. 1.00

00:56:52.000 He had bark.

00:56:54.000 What'd you do if somebody broke their leg?

00:56:56.000 You broke their hand open with a rock.

00:56:58.000 And you might have went back to eat them. 0.98

00:57:00.000 You'd bleed them out to make them better. 0.51

00:57:04.000 Things are going well.

00:57:05.000 People did a lot of eating people back in those days.

00:57:08.000 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 That might come back.

00:57:11.000 That's how you've got to judge civilization.

00:57:14.000 How much cannibalism per capita? 0.99

00:57:16.000 We just drove through the Donner Pass, and I was thinking about that.

00:57:19.000 And I was like, Donner.

00:57:21.000 And I thought about that Robin Williams.

00:57:23.000 He's like, Donner.

00:57:24.000 Party of five.

00:57:25.000 Oh, party of four.

00:57:26.000 It's like...

00:57:28.000 They didn't even know where they were going.

00:57:30.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:57:32.000 Topographic map. 1.00

00:57:33.000 This fucking crazy... 1.00

00:57:35.000 They could have just kept getting worse. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Why were they so cocky?

00:57:38.000 They didn't even know America was there.

00:57:40.000 They were in the wrong spot.

00:57:42.000 You think about the people that landed in the West Indies, that's where they landed, right?

00:57:46.000 The fact that they were so confident in not even knowing that North America existed, they were in totally the wrong spot.

00:57:54.000 Then they move across South America.

00:57:55.000 They get to these mountains.

00:57:56.000 They get to these insane, rocky mountains.

00:57:59.000 They get to these immense peaks.

00:58:00.000 Like, what's the highest, what is it, like 11,000 feet?

00:58:03.000 It's huge.

00:58:04.000 It's up there.

00:58:05.000 And they just go, okay, let's go there.

00:58:07.000 Let's keep going.

00:58:08.000 No, we'll figure it out.

00:58:09.000 Can you imagine the amount of animals to people ratio at that point?

00:58:13.000 It's not even cold up there, dude.

00:58:14.000 Just keep going. 1.00

00:58:15.000 Stop being a pussy! 1.00

00:58:17.000 Did they know for sure what was on the other end? 1.00

00:58:19.000 Like, what's the story?

00:58:20.000 No, I mean, that's the whole Lewis and Clark thing.

00:58:21.000 They were looking for a passage.

00:58:23.000 They're like, this could be here.

00:58:24.000 We hope this is here.

00:58:25.000 But the Donner Party, was that the story?

00:58:28.000 Because the Donner Party, had people already gone through?

00:58:30.000 There was a lot of families.

00:58:32.000 And I think it was like, I want to say like 50 people went through and like 20 people made it out.

00:58:39.000 And then the people that didn't make it were fuel for the rest of the journey.

00:58:44.000 Oh my God.

00:58:44.000 I mean, please quote me incorrectly.

00:58:50.000 Correct you, right?

00:58:51.000 Yeah.

00:58:53.000 But Jesus, how bad must it have been where they were that they wanted to take that chance?

00:58:59.000 I don't know.

00:58:59.000 I feel like I'd just be like, oh, time to expire.

00:59:02.000 Do you think they thought there was gold?

00:59:04.000 Was it a gold rush thing?

00:59:06.000 I don't know.

00:59:07.000 I think it was people really desperately looking for their, you know, like, this is our place.

00:59:11.000 We need to find our place.

00:59:12.000 Oh, my God, though.

00:59:13.000 We'll do whatever we need to do. 0.96

00:59:15.000 Could you imagine being like the one person that was like just not that fucking gung-ho for this trip?

00:59:21.000 And you're hanging back and you're like, dude, I don't know. 0.92

00:59:23.000 That would have been me.

00:59:24.000 Younger brother.

00:59:24.000 You know, they're tying down the wagon.

00:59:26.000 Hey, give me your hand. 1.00

00:59:28.000 No, I think you start with the ass and the legs. 0.99

00:59:32.000 I think that you start with the meat parts, you know, the hide. 0.99

00:59:35.000 I'd be like, let's stay in the meadow. 0.99

00:59:37.000 This meadow is where all the animals are and shit. 0.99

00:59:40.000 This is dark. 1.00

00:59:42.000 Let's go back to the light.

00:59:44.000 Yeah, that would suck.

00:59:45.000 Imagine if they had a deal. 0.98

00:59:48.000 I want you to eat me first.

00:59:49.000 They had a deal.

00:59:50.000 It's my idea.

00:59:51.000 I'm the one who told us to go over the mountain.

00:59:53.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:59:54.000 So if it all goes back, I'll let you bash my head in with a rock and you can eat me. 1.00

00:59:59.000 No, you have to die naturally first of like starvation. 0.99

01:00:01.000 Well, then you don't have a lot of meat.

01:00:03.000 I don't know.

01:00:03.000 This is tough.

01:00:04.000 This is really tough. 1.00

01:00:05.000 Ooh, that's some fucking alpha, only the strong survive type shit from Suzanne. 1.00

01:00:09.000 Yeah, you just kind of like get a little bit of the meat off the bone. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Just say it right now, you're going to eat your grandma. 0.88

01:00:14.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:00:15.000 You're going to have to eat your grandma because she's going to die first. 1.00

01:00:17.000 Fuck, why? 1.00

01:00:18.000 Right? 1.00

01:00:19.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:00:19.000 Why did you say that to me?

01:00:20.000 Because that's what's going to happen. 0.99

01:00:22.000 This is like some Grapes of Wrath shit. 0.99

01:00:24.000 Right? 1.00

01:00:25.000 Well, unless you decide this is sacrilege, you know?

01:00:29.000 Speaking of which, I'm hungry.

01:00:31.000 I'll take the blame.

01:00:32.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:00:33.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:00:35.000 Do you guys want to get some dinner?

01:00:37.000 Sure.

01:00:38.000 Absolutely.

01:00:39.000 Do you guys want to play any more songs?

01:00:41.000 Sure.

01:00:42.000 Do you want to hear anything?

01:00:42.000 Whatever you want.

01:00:43.000 Yeah.

01:00:45.000 What you going to do now?

01:00:46.000 Yeah, we could do that.

01:00:47.000 We got a new version of it.

01:00:49.000 Here it is, popping off.

01:00:50.000 A new version?

01:00:51.000 Well, we'll just play it a little differently. 0.99

01:00:52.000 Oh my God, you guys are crazy.

01:00:54.000 Violin solo going on this time. 0.95

01:00:55.000 Oh God.

01:00:56.000 Let me just drop in.

01:01:03.000 Powerful podcast number two. 0.98

01:01:04.000 Damn, what is that part of the violin called? 0.98

01:01:07.000 A bow? 0.99

01:01:07.000 It's a bow, yeah. 0.99

01:01:09.000 I know these things.

01:01:11.000 Also served as you can you can hunt animals with it.

01:01:15.000 You just kind of have to redirect it like you know, but it can also make sound with the violin.

01:01:24.000 Just check our website for more details.

01:01:32.000 I think I'm really out of tune then.

01:01:34.000 I wish I could play the fiddle, Suze.

01:01:37.000 How many different things can you play?

01:01:39.000 I can play the guitar, drums, I can play the piano a little bit, bass is really similar to guitar.

01:01:45.000 $50 an hour?

01:01:46.000 That's a lot of things.

01:01:49.000 How much difference is, I mean, obviously besides the physical movement.

01:01:53.000 We'll talk later.

01:01:55.000 We'll talk later.

01:01:56.000 You gotta play the drums, Joe.

01:01:58.000 I think you dig it.

01:02:00.000 Not interesting.

01:02:01.000 Declines.

01:02:03.000 I'm not going to force it on you.

01:02:05.000 He said I should play the drums.

01:02:07.000 You should play the drums.

01:02:09.000 Ben is an excellent drummer.

01:02:10.000 He won, like, state competitions, this guy.

01:02:13.000 I only have a certain amount of resources dedicated towards hitting things.

01:02:16.000 Look, you give us martial arts lessons, we'll give you music lessons.

01:02:19.000 You didn't want us.

01:02:20.000 Done deal, man.

01:02:21.000 I just want you guys to stay steady being awesome, and I'll enjoy what you're doing.

01:02:30.000 Okay, I think I'm good.

01:02:32.000 Ben, how do you feel about your tonage?

01:02:33.000 I feel pretty good, but I'm not really paying much attention.

01:02:36.000 Okay. 0.99

01:02:37.000 Keep it grimy, bitches. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Alright, we're gonna do this. 0.99

01:02:39.000 We're gonna do this.

01:02:41.000 I hope the people out there are okay.

01:02:43.000 This is a lengthy one.

01:02:45.000 They're going to be fine.

01:02:46.000 We're not committing anybody to any of this.

01:02:48.000 That's good.

01:02:48.000 That's the beautiful thing about a podcast.

01:02:51.000 You do whatever you want to do.

01:02:53.000 If you don't want to listen to this anymore, go to Radiolab.

01:02:56.000 It's an awesome show.

01:02:57.000 If you ever heard about it, there's one called Dark Code that's out now.

01:03:00.000 I highly recommend it.

01:03:01.000 Oh, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast.

01:03:04.000 Another amazing one.

01:03:05.000 Love him.

01:03:07.000 Daniele Bolelli has a new podcast, History on Fire.

01:03:10.000 Go there.

01:03:11.000 Go there.

01:03:12.000 They're everywhere.

01:03:14.000 Podcasts here and there.

01:03:16.000 Hi, honey.

01:03:24.000 You feel good about that?

01:03:27.000 Okay.

01:03:28.000 Hello.

01:03:40.000 Ooh, baby, that fire's coming down Right into your walls, right out of your mouth And everything you love's just ash on the ground Ooh,

01:03:59.000 so what you gonna do now?

01:04:03.000 So you run to the river, you run to the sea Sift through the rubble and search the debris But you won't find anything if you don't find peace Ooh,

01:04:23.000 babe, so what you gonna do now?

01:04:30.000 Don't wait until you die You can always change your mind and make it right So why are you still waiting outside? 0.96

01:04:59.000 Maybe your mama didn't treat you right Maybe you just didn't sleep last night You know I don't give a damn why you wanna fight Ooh, 0.70

01:05:18.000 babe, so what you gonna do now? 0.96

01:05:25.000 Don't wait until you die You can always change your mind and make it right.

01:05:38.000 So why are you still waiting outside?

01:06:20.000 So come out from the weeds and into my arms Oh babe, I know the dark and how it can harm you And I've had my conscience rip me apart too So here's what we're gonna do now All of your needs and all of your sins All

01:06:52.000 of the losses you threw in We'll carry the weight if it breaks every limb And that's what we're gonna do now Don't wait until you die Cause you can always change your mind and make it right

01:07:23.000 So why are you still waiting outside?

01:07:28.000 Still waiting outside Still waiting outside Oh my god,

01:07:47.000 that's so good.

01:07:49.000 Joe, thank you.

01:07:50.000 Thanks so much for having us, man.

01:07:52.000 That was really fun.

01:07:54.000 Woo! 0.99

01:07:55.000 That was awesome.

01:07:56.000 We drank half a bottle of booze.

01:07:58.000 We had some good talks.

01:07:59.000 We're doing good.

01:08:00.000 That song, you've got to release that version, too.

01:08:04.000 Aw, thanks.

01:08:05.000 That was awesome.

01:08:08.000 I want to do a record that's more stripped down.

01:08:10.000 I think that'd be awesome.

01:08:11.000 Dude, do it all.

01:08:13.000 Do it all.

01:08:14.000 Do both kinds.

01:08:15.000 Just keep going.

01:08:16.000 Take Adderall.

01:08:17.000 Do what you've got to do.

01:08:18.000 Keep it coming.

01:08:19.000 I want productivity.

01:08:22.000 Yes, sir.

01:08:23.000 You guys are awesome.

01:08:24.000 That was really fun.

01:08:25.000 It's an honor.

01:08:26.000 It really is.

01:08:26.000 It's an honor to have you guys do that here.

01:08:29.000 It's so cool.

01:08:30.000 It's so, whatever it is, you know, whatever you describe, something when someone just nails it.

01:08:36.000 That's what that just was.

01:08:37.000 It was like the song, the lyrics, the music, the sounds, the whole thing.

01:08:42.000 Woo! 0.99

01:08:44.000 It's beautiful.

01:08:44.000 It's a work of art.

01:08:45.000 You guys should be proud.

01:08:46.000 Thanks, man. 0.99

01:08:47.000 You're tapping into it, whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

01:08:49.000 Whatever you did to do that, keep doing that shit. 1.00

01:08:51.000 You know? 1.00

01:08:52.000 Whatever it is. 1.00

01:08:54.000 Whatever path your mind is on that made you guys create that, damn. 0.99

01:08:59.000 It's good. 0.99

01:08:59.000 It's really good. 0.99

01:09:00.000 Really, really, really good.

01:09:01.000 Thanks, man. 1.00

01:09:02.000 You guys are the shit. 1.00

01:09:02.000 Me too. 1.00

01:09:04.000 Enough blowing you. 1.00

01:09:08.000 Let's tell people where they can see you live and tell people how to get your shit. 1.00

01:09:12.000 It's all Honey Honey Band. 0.99

01:09:13.000 Is that the best way ever?

01:09:14.000 Yeah, HoneyHoneyBand.com.

01:09:15.000 That's the portal for everything. 1.00

01:09:16.000 Instagram, for Twitter, for all that shit. 1.00

01:09:19.000 Yeah, we have this little forum on our website, too, called Talkin' Shit. 1.00

01:09:23.000 Oh my goodness. 0.96

01:09:24.000 And we can communicate with the people and we... 0.99

01:09:30.000 Do you actually call it talking shit? 0.94

01:09:32.000 It's weird because you can't technically swear on it, which is weird because we love to do that. 0.99

01:09:38.000 But it's talking S-H-I-T Is it a message board?

01:09:43.000 Yeah, it's a message board.

01:09:44.000 Why can't you swear on it?

01:09:45.000 I don't know.

01:09:46.000 I've tried.

01:09:47.000 I've tried and it'll stop me every time I try to send it, so I have to like, which makes me feel really uncomfortable because I feel very comfortable with my potty mouth.

01:09:54.000 Is this your own website?

01:09:56.000 It is our own website.

01:09:57.000 Oh, see, you don't need that.

01:09:58.000 Who do we talk to about that, Ben? 0.99

01:10:00.000 Mine's called Shit Talking. 0.99

01:10:02.000 Who did it? 0.99

01:10:03.000 Mine's called Shit Talking 101. It's like the name of... 0.99

01:10:06.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:10:06.000 Are you serious? 1.00

01:10:07.000 Yeah, you could just change the filter.

01:10:09.000 What?

01:10:09.000 People can say whatever they want.

01:10:11.000 The only thing, I try to tell them to cut the racist stuff out.

01:10:15.000 How did that happen?

01:10:16.000 That's amazing.

01:10:16.000 Go easy on that.

01:10:17.000 Joe, we did not know about that.

01:10:18.000 There's filters on message boards.

01:10:20.000 You can set filters.

01:10:21.000 You could have them totally uncensored.

01:10:23.000 You could have people say whatever. 0.99

01:10:25.000 We need to let the fucks out of the cage. 1.00

01:10:26.000 There's a lot of them that come built in when you try to write fuck. 1.00

01:10:28.000 It'll give you like asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, you know? 0.98

01:10:31.000 They say the people that swear a lot are more in touch with their truth and themselves.

01:10:39.000 Who said that?

01:10:40.000 A lot of people. 1.00

01:10:41.000 Let those words free, bitches. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Let them free. 1.00

01:10:44.000 Stop being a word slave.

01:10:47.000 Word slave master controlling those words.

01:10:49.000 Let them all free, right?

01:10:51.000 Do it.

01:10:51.000 Don't you think?

01:10:52.000 Liberate home.

01:10:53.000 Well, I'm glad we did two podcasts that way.

01:10:56.000 I don't feel that uncomfortable with you guys driving home.

01:10:59.000 I think we reached a blood alcohol level of accepted...

01:11:03.000 This is safe.

01:11:04.000 This was fun.

01:11:06.000 You guys hungry?

01:11:07.000 Let's get some food.

01:11:09.000 Alright, honeyhoneyband.com, honeyhoneyband Instagram, honeyhoneyband Twitter.

01:11:14.000 Do you guys keep individual Twitter?

01:11:16.000 No, we're one thing.

01:11:18.000 Hmm, you're like that weird married couple that shares an email. 1.00

01:11:22.000 Maybe we should split that shit up. 1.00

01:11:24.000 No! 1.00

01:11:24.000 I don't want to be the wedge. 1.00

01:11:26.000 I don't want to be the wedge.

01:11:27.000 Don't split it up.

01:11:29.000 Not in front of me.

01:11:29.000 Respect our friendship.

01:11:31.000 Good night, you fucking freaks. 0.99

01:11:33.000 We'll be back soon. 1.00

01:11:34.000 Much love.

01:11:35.000 Big kiss.

01:11:36.000 Bye bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 28, 2015

Joe Rogan Experience #701 - Honey Honey (Part 2)

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