The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 26, 2015

00:00:00.000 There's something missing.

00:00:01.000 Come on.

00:00:02.000 No, season 10 was the best.

00:00:03.000 Here we go.

00:00:03.000 We're going live.

00:00:04.000 We're going live.

00:00:04.000 Don't say anything.

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00:00:12.000 All right.

00:00:12.000 Welcome to Fight Companion.

00:00:13.000 If you've never heard one of these podcasts before, this is not a normal podcast, but sometimes it becomes a normal podcast, so take a chance, bitch. 1.00

00:00:23.000 Brendan Schaub's in the motherfucking house. 0.99

00:00:24.000 What up? 1.00

00:00:25.000 And my brother Eddie Bravo.

00:00:27.000 Hello.

00:00:27.000 Of course.

00:00:29.000 And we're watching the fights.

00:00:30.000 This is Fight Night Live from Japan.

00:00:32.000 It's Josh Barnett versus Big Country, Roy Nelson.

00:00:37.000 That's the main event.

00:00:38.000 Uriah Hall versus Musashi.

00:00:40.000 That's a fight I really want to see.

00:00:41.000 That's tonight, too. 0.99

00:00:41.000 That's a big fucking fight. 0.99

00:00:43.000 That's a juicy one. 0.99

00:00:44.000 For Uriah, it's a big one, huh?

00:00:46.000 It's a huge one for Uriah.

00:00:47.000 And it's a big chance for Musashi.

00:00:49.000 Musashi has to take a chance.

00:00:51.000 Musashi's giving him a shot, for sure.

00:00:53.000 Yes, he's giving him a shot.

00:00:54.000 I think if Uriah Hall shows up, that's Uriah Hall's best moments inside the octagon. 0.93

00:01:00.000 Like, Uriah Hall, I think when he's sharp, is like one of the fastest fucking 185 pounds in the world. 0.99

00:01:06.000 He's a monster. 0.98

00:01:08.000 Athletic.

00:01:08.000 You know what?

00:01:09.000 One of the most, to me, the biggest curiosities about that dude is when he broke his foot. 0.98

00:01:14.000 Fucked it up real bad. 0.84

00:01:16.000 Like you could look down in between rounds. 0.97

00:01:18.000 We were looking at his toe.

00:01:19.000 His toe was jacked.

00:01:20.000 The bone was sticking out of it.

00:01:22.000 Hobbles back to his corner.

00:01:23.000 Then the bell starts the next round.

00:01:24.000 He's throwing kicks with it. 0.99

00:01:26.000 He's throwing kicks with it and he's moving around like he doesn't feel a fucking thing. 0.98

00:01:29.000 And then as soon as the round's over... 0.98

00:01:31.000 I mean, he's wobbling.

00:01:33.000 He'd barely walk at the end of the fight.

00:01:34.000 That takes some serious mental toughness.

00:01:37.000 For sure, which is Uriah's biggest knock, right?

00:01:39.000 His mental toughness.

00:01:40.000 Exactly.

00:01:41.000 I trained with the guy for a year.

00:01:42.000 What do you think?

00:01:44.000 Athletically, he's the biggest freak.

00:01:46.000 He's his own worst enemy. 1.00

00:01:47.000 That's racist. 0.95

00:01:49.000 If the Uriah Hulk...

00:01:50.000 If the Uriah Hulk...

00:01:52.000 Shows up with the right mind frame?

00:01:53.000 Yeah, man.

00:01:54.000 He's one of the best in the world. 0.97

00:01:55.000 That's a big fucking if. 0.98

00:01:57.000 And guess what? 0.99

00:01:58.000 Musashi has fought guys just like Uriah Hall.

00:02:00.000 He's beat OSP. He's beat Hector Lombard back in the day.

00:02:03.000 He's fought big explosive guys.

00:02:05.000 I think OSP has mad potential.

00:02:07.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:02:08.000 And I think he gets better every time he fights. 0.98

00:02:09.000 Like the Shogun knockout was a big fucking deal. 0.99

00:02:12.000 I was super shocked by that. 0.99

00:02:13.000 The Pat Cummins knockout.

00:02:15.000 I was like, whoa.

00:02:16.000 OSP is getting better every single time we see him. 0.97

00:02:19.000 But, like, when it comes to the execution of techniques, there's some shit that Uriah Hall can do that OSP can't quite do. 0.96

00:02:26.000 See, but OSP pulls it off against world-class competition. 0.95

00:02:30.000 Uriah Hall hasn't beat anybody.

00:02:32.000 He's beating these kind of C-level guys.

00:02:35.000 You're 100% right. 0.99

00:02:36.000 That was my kind of original point, was that Uriah Hall, like, his movement inside the octagon, like, when he's sharp as he can be, he can do some freaky shit. 0.99

00:02:47.000 100%. 0.97

00:02:48.000 You see the Ron Stallings fight?

00:02:49.000 When he hit Ron Stallings with that right hand? 0.99

00:02:51.000 Dude, that right hand's a goddamn laser beam. 1.00

00:02:53.000 Matrix shit. 1.00

00:02:54.000 Matrix shit, right? 1.00

00:02:55.000 It's just a matter of stringing together those moments when it's crucial. 0.99

00:03:00.000 And OSP has definitely been able to do that more than him.

00:03:03.000 100%.

00:03:04.000 100%.

00:03:04.000 But when it comes to those spectacular movements that Uriah Hall does, when I see OSP, I see a super strong, really tough guy who obviously works real hard and is better every time you see him fight, right?

00:03:16.000 Like those fucking power left kicks he throws, especially from the left side. 0.97

00:03:19.000 He's a crazy athlete. 1.00

00:03:20.000 Crazy athlete.

00:03:20.000 And he's got total world championship potential.

00:03:23.000 If that guy keeps accelerating at the pace he's at now, you can see OSP at a world championship level in a year, maybe even two years.

00:03:29.000 True.

00:03:30.000 100%. 1.00

00:03:31.000 What Uriah Hall does, he does that every now and then, you get these bursts of that next level shit. 0.98

00:03:36.000 You get these bursts of that Ron Stallings right hand, the wheel kick that he knocked that kid out on tough. 0.93

00:03:41.000 And again, he's not fighting the highest level of competition when he's pulling these techniques off, but they're there.

00:03:47.000 They're there.

00:03:47.000 They're there, but he just hasn't done it, like you said, against a high-level guy.

00:03:51.000 Now, when he starts pulling that shit, like, if he pulled that shit off tonight against Musashi, like, Musashi's kind of seen this, man. 0.99

00:03:57.000 Right. 1.00

00:03:57.000 He's beat Jacare. 1.00

00:03:58.000 Right.

00:03:58.000 Like, he's beat some good, good dudes.

00:03:59.000 He certainly has.

00:04:00.000 He certainly has.

00:04:02.000 And with Musashi, he just, I don't know what it is. 0.98

00:04:04.000 He's just fucking good, man. 0.98

00:04:05.000 I'll take Musashi. 0.99

00:04:06.000 His mind.

00:04:09.000 Bro, isn't Uriah Hall a 10th Planet guy?

00:04:12.000 Not Uriah Hall.

00:04:13.000 He's not?

00:04:13.000 No, no.

00:04:14.000 OSP is.

00:04:15.000 OSP is.

00:04:15.000 That's right.

00:04:17.000 You know what?

00:04:17.000 We already got a double or nothing.

00:04:20.000 I owe him $1,000 from the last fight.

00:04:22.000 Yes, you do.

00:04:23.000 And we're double.

00:04:24.000 Are we just going to have a running tab?

00:04:25.000 Yeah.

00:04:25.000 Double or nothing.

00:04:26.000 That'll make everybody feel better.

00:04:27.000 This way, nobody ever has to really, like, get hurt and pay someone $1,000.

00:04:31.000 What?

00:04:32.000 We'll just keep it crazy. 1.00

00:04:33.000 Well, then you've got to suck his dick or something. 1.00

00:04:35.000 I mean, we have to work something out. 1.00

00:04:37.000 I go from.

00:04:37.000 For $100,000?

00:04:38.000 For $100,000?

00:04:39.000 If you would just clean my bed out?

00:04:43.000 I'm not saying I would do it.

00:04:45.000 But I'm not saying I won't, either.

00:04:48.000 You'd have to sit down with your friends.

00:04:51.000 I'd have to talk to my wife about it.

00:04:53.000 I'll take a hundred G, son. 1.00

00:04:56.000 Imagine how gay Brendan would have to be to let you suck his dick for $100,000. 1.00

00:04:59.000 He'd have to agree. 1.00

00:05:00.000 Instead of $100,000. 1.00

00:05:01.000 Meanwhile, really, you'd probably have to pay him to suck his dick for $100,000. 1.00

00:05:05.000 He wouldn't do it. 1.00

00:05:06.000 For being gay, he would do it to get the fucking pictures, man. 1.00

00:05:09.000 Me with a dick in my mouth. 1.00

00:05:10.000 That's not good for anybody, bro. 1.00

00:05:12.000 In this day and age, those pictures are already out there.

00:05:15.000 We was photoshopped today. 1.00

00:05:16.000 Are you guys talking me to get my dick sucked? 1.00

00:05:18.000 No, that's how we do it. 1.00

00:05:20.000 We do it slow.

00:05:20.000 We make it normal.

00:05:21.000 Nah, but you'd be open to it, right?

00:05:23.000 Nah, that's not a big deal. 1.00

00:05:25.000 I bet if anybody knows how to suck your dick right, it's a girl. 1.00

00:05:27.000 Has anybody ever photoshopped your face, Joe, like really, really good on some dude blowing another dude? 1.00

00:05:35.000 Oh, for sure.

00:05:37.000 It's the golden rule of the internet. 1.00

00:05:38.000 If there's a picture of you out there, someone somewhere has photoshopped a dick in your mouth. 0.99

00:05:42.000 I haven't seen the golden rule. 1.00

00:05:43.000 Otherwise, you ain't doing shit. 0.92

00:05:44.000 I've seen a ton of them on my own website. 0.96

00:05:46.000 On the forums on my website.

00:05:48.000 Nice.

00:05:48.000 This dude named Floppo from England.

00:05:50.000 He probably did a hundred of them.

00:05:51.000 Floppo?

00:05:52.000 Floppo?

00:05:53.000 Floppo was just jacking off to those.

00:05:54.000 Dude, it was hilarious.

00:05:55.000 He would have the most hilarious photoshops. 0.99

00:05:57.000 Oh my god, and with me, they always involved like a hundred black dicks. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Like, I'd have 50 arms and shit. 1.00

00:06:03.000 It was ridiculous. 0.99

00:06:04.000 They were funny as hell, man. 0.85

00:06:06.000 His, he's always done it with a funny sense of humor, but some people can do it and they can get it so close.

00:06:13.000 Girls get really mad because famous actresses have been in porn scenes. 1.00

00:06:17.000 They just put their body and they morph a girl's body. 1.00

00:06:21.000 Yeah, they're so good.

00:06:21.000 We do anything now with that stuff.

00:06:23.000 With photo editing, they could literally have you wrestling a dinosaur.

00:06:26.000 All they need is your face.

00:06:27.000 Anything.

00:06:28.000 The chick from Game of Thrones, when they made her walk through the city naked, turns out it wasn't her body, right? 0.85

00:06:33.000 Wow, is that true?

00:06:35.000 That's what Bretman said.

00:06:37.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:06:38.000 Well, he would probably know.

00:06:39.000 I think it is true.

00:06:41.000 Remember that scene?

00:06:41.000 I mean, it makes sense.

00:06:42.000 I don't watch that shit. 1.00

00:06:43.000 If I was that chick, I would probably be like, look, you can make a dragon. 1.00

00:06:46.000 You can't give me fake tits. 1.00

00:06:48.000 I agree. 0.98

00:06:49.000 Why do you have to see my real tits? 1.00

00:06:50.000 That's creepy. 1.00

00:06:51.000 I don't want you guys staring at my asshole as I walk down the street. 1.00

00:06:54.000 Asshole! 1.00

00:06:54.000 Because she was totally naked, and you got like 100, 200 people that are working as extras that are the slaves and the peasant people, so they're all going to see her naked too? 1.00

00:07:03.000 That's not fun. 1.00

00:07:04.000 You're not going to see her asshole, though, unless she's, like, bear crawling through the city. 1.00

00:07:07.000 I've been naked in a couple things. 1.00

00:07:09.000 I was naked in this thing that I did for news radio once.

00:07:12.000 I had to be naked in front of...

00:07:14.000 The whole idea was, like, I was waiting for this chick in her apartment, and I was trying to...

00:07:21.000 I forget the whole premise.

00:07:22.000 I guess I was trying to get her to date me or something like that.

00:07:25.000 So I lit a bunch of candles and I took my clothes off.

00:07:27.000 Do they pay extra for that or no?

00:07:28.000 No, I don't think so. 0.98

00:07:30.000 Do you have something over your junk or no? 1.00

00:07:32.000 No, my dick was hanging out. 1.00

00:07:34.000 And when she came in, I covered it up. 0.99

00:07:36.000 I had to cover it up.

00:07:37.000 Like that was the scene in the movie.

00:07:38.000 Like, whoa, it's you.

00:07:39.000 I forget the premise.

00:07:41.000 It was on news radio.

00:07:41.000 It was a long time ago.

00:07:42.000 It was uncomfortable for sure.

00:07:44.000 Yeah, and then there was another one that I did for the VH1 Fashion Awards.

00:07:48.000 It was like 1997. I did this thing where I played this photographer that was crazy.

00:07:52.000 And I didn't know anything about photography.

00:07:54.000 I was just in it to try to get laid.

00:07:56.000 That was the whole thing.

00:07:57.000 And I would say to the girl, do you have any problems with nudity?

00:08:00.000 And she goes, no.

00:08:01.000 And next thing you know, I'm taking pictures of her while I'm naked. 1.00

00:08:03.000 So I had to be naked in front of her. 0.51

00:08:05.000 She was European. 1.00

00:08:06.000 She didn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:08:07.000 That was back in the day. 0.99

00:08:08.000 Back in the day, dude.

00:08:09.000 In 97. I was in line behind Tony D'Souza.

00:08:12.000 Remember that guy?

00:08:13.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Remember Tony?

00:08:14.000 That guy's a wild man from Peru.

00:08:16.000 Really good at Jiu Jitsu and everything.

00:08:17.000 Peruvian necktie.

00:08:18.000 Exactly.

00:08:19.000 He did 2003 Abu Dhabi, and when we were weighing in, I killed myself to get down to 145, and I'm in line, and he's in front of me, and we both got our underwear on.

00:08:28.000 You see the Japanese press right there.

00:08:30.000 You see Brazilian press.

00:08:31.000 Hoyla Gracie's sitting down right there. 1.00

00:08:33.000 I'm waiting to weigh in.

00:08:34.000 Tony goes first.

00:08:35.000 He drops his underwear, gets naked. 1.00

00:08:36.000 No one says shit. 1.00

00:08:38.000 He gets naked, he weighs in, he makes weight. 1.00

00:08:40.000 And then I come in and I was so close, I go, I guess it's cool to get naked. 0.51

00:08:43.000 I pulled down my underwear.

00:08:45.000 I pulled down my underwear.

00:08:47.000 And the Japanese press come up quick and start taking pictures. 1.00

00:08:50.000 Of your dick. 1.00

00:08:51.000 Of me naked, standing there naked. 1.00

00:08:53.000 So I started doing kung fu poses and like, Most muscular poses.

00:08:57.000 And then I did one pose.

00:08:58.000 Then I went like this.

00:08:59.000 Then I did the opposite of the Incredible Hulk. 0.99

00:09:02.000 I got all submissive and just covered my balls like I was really shy. 0.98

00:09:06.000 That's the picture they use. 1.00

00:09:07.000 They put that shit in Gong Magazine. 1.00

00:09:10.000 I'm like this. 1.00

00:09:11.000 I remember that, dude.

00:09:13.000 Joe, is there anything they could pay you now to do that? 1.00

00:09:15.000 To get naked and film some shit on TV? It's not that big a deal. 0.99

00:09:20.000 It's not that big a deal.

00:09:21.000 What's the big deal? 1.00

00:09:22.000 Someone sees your dick? 1.00

00:09:25.000 We're so crazy about our bodies. 1.00

00:09:27.000 No, I get it.

00:09:28.000 But if someone was like, yo, Joe, MTV Music Awards, we want you to be butt-ass naked on stage. 0.90

00:09:34.000 No, I don't think that would be something I'd be into doing. 0.90

00:09:37.000 You're past that.

00:09:37.000 It seems very embarrassing.

00:09:39.000 But the idea behind it is that there's something wrong with you being naked.

00:09:42.000 You know, like, that we don't know, that we all...

00:09:45.000 I mean, look at these crowd of people, right?

00:09:46.000 You watch these two dudes fight.

00:09:48.000 We don't even know who they are.

00:09:49.000 You watch these two...

00:09:50.000 This is a good scrap, actually.

00:09:51.000 Yeah, it is.

00:09:51.000 Homeboy just got dropped.

00:09:52.000 Look at all those people in the audience, and you'll notice they all have clothes on. 0.97

00:09:56.000 I mean, it's kind of ridiculous. 0.99

00:09:57.000 Clothes are kind of ridiculous. 0.99

00:09:58.000 You just want everyone to be naked. 0.99

00:10:00.000 No, but this idea that we've created this outerwear, like some sort of a fucking weird homemade hermit crab thing. 0.97

00:10:08.000 Yeah. 0.80

00:10:08.000 We've created this outer shell that we must have on, except in the most intimate moments. 0.80

00:10:14.000 I mean, there's something almost... 0.93

00:10:17.000 There's almost something where the human race realized how sexual and fucking crazy it is and like, look, the only way we're going to get anything done is if we invent clothes. 0.99

00:10:26.000 Cover shit up. 0.99

00:10:27.000 We just can't have people just fucking every time they run into each other. 1.00

00:10:31.000 It started with jealous husbands at first. 1.00

00:10:33.000 Jealous husbands just cover up their chicks. 1.00

00:10:35.000 That makes sense.

00:10:37.000 Well, if you look at the oldest civilizations on Earth, it's the Middle East, right?

00:10:40.000 And aren't those the ones who cover their women up the most? 0.51

00:10:42.000 No.

00:10:42.000 They're the smartest.

00:10:43.000 They're like this. 1.00

00:10:44.000 They can't see shit. 1.00

00:10:46.000 They're like this. 1.00

00:10:47.000 Do they ever have to deal with jealousy or possessiveness?

00:10:50.000 I don't want that.

00:10:51.000 Oh, man.

00:10:52.000 That's genius.

00:10:55.000 Those guys have like 50 billion dollars.

00:10:59.000 Like, you know, that's the least they could do.

00:11:01.000 You don't know what you're getting though, you know what I'm saying?

00:11:02.000 It's like a cracker bat, John.

00:11:04.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:05.000 There was like a sounding royalty guy that was arrested in LA for sexual assault.

00:11:11.000 Some woman came screaming out of his place. 1.00

00:11:14.000 She was like half naked or something like that. 0.68

00:11:16.000 Really?

00:11:16.000 Yeah, he was arrested and he doesn't have immunity.

00:11:19.000 And it's one of a series of events that have happened with really rich people from the Middle East in Beverly Hills over the last couple of weeks.

00:11:27.000 Because the other one that happened was there was a race.

00:11:30.000 I don't know if I talked about it with you.

00:11:31.000 Not with me.

00:11:32.000 We went to Disneyland.

00:11:33.000 They have this thing called Saudi Summer. 0.90

00:11:35.000 And in the summer in Saudi Arabia, apparently it's un-fucking-godly hot. 0.81

00:11:40.000 So a lot of people come over from Saudi Arabia To L.A., and they buy these crazy houses in Beverly Hills, and they bring over these cars, these multi-million dollar cars, like a Bugatti Veyron, like a one and a half million dollar car, and they have Arab license plates on them. 0.67

00:11:55.000 They don't even have, like, it's not even a registered car in America.

00:11:58.000 But they bring them over here and they're allowed to drive them around and so they're driving these cars around and they're racing through the streets of Beverly Hills and they get video of it.

00:12:06.000 People get video of these people in million dollar cars running red lights.

00:12:09.000 This guy in a Porsche GT3 is chasing them, runs a red light or runs a stop sign. 0.99

00:12:14.000 It's fucking crazy to watch. 0.66

00:12:16.000 So they're just wiling out out here. 0.99

00:12:17.000 There's other people at the intersection.

00:12:19.000 These guys are flying through the stop sign with a Porsche.

00:12:23.000 Jesus.

00:12:23.000 In Beverly Hills.

00:12:24.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 And so, as the car's pulling in, the Ferrari's smoking, and all these people are taking videos on them.

00:12:30.000 The whole neighborhood is out.

00:12:31.000 And they all have their iPhones.

00:12:33.000 They're videotaping it in the street.

00:12:34.000 So that happens.

00:12:35.000 And then right after that happens, this incident happens.

00:12:38.000 And apparently a lot of these people, they're asking for diplomatic immunity because they're rich.

00:12:42.000 Hey, man.

00:12:43.000 But isn't that amazing?

00:12:44.000 Yeah, I can't do that.

00:12:45.000 Well, this is what they're saying.

00:12:47.000 Some of these people that do things like that over here, you can't prosecute them because they have something called diplomatic immunity.

00:12:54.000 That's insane.

00:12:55.000 What does that mean?

00:12:56.000 You know what it probably means? 1.00

00:12:58.000 Is to have a lot of dirt on the people running shit. 0.99

00:13:01.000 We're going to come over and do whatever the fuck we want to do, or we're going to talk. 1.00

00:13:05.000 And more importantly, they make a fuckload of money. 0.99

00:13:07.000 Shitload of money, yeah. 0.99

00:13:08.000 Every day, all day, every day. 0.99

00:13:11.000 Dude, look at this.

00:13:13.000 Yeah, watch this.

00:13:14.000 The yellow car.

00:13:15.000 Now watch the Porsche.

00:13:16.000 Look at this.

00:13:16.000 The guy doesn't even stop.

00:13:18.000 There's cars to the left and to the right.

00:13:20.000 That guy just blows through this neighborhood.

00:13:22.000 Hey man, not the Middle East. 0.88

00:13:23.000 Can't do that here.

00:13:24.000 Well, see, look at all these people in the street and they're filming the Ferrari.

00:13:28.000 That's like a million dollar car. 0.96

00:13:30.000 That's ridiculous. 0.69

00:13:31.000 Yeah, I think that's a LaFerrari. 0.89

00:13:32.000 I think that's a million-dollar car plus.

00:13:34.000 It might even be more than a million dollars.

00:13:36.000 Oh, is that GT3? There's the Bugatti.

00:13:37.000 There's the Bugatti Veyron.

00:13:38.000 I mean, these guys have insane amounts of money, and they're buying up giant houses in Beverly Hills.

00:13:43.000 What did Homeboy do with the girl, though, to get in trouble? 1.00

00:13:46.000 I bet they do some nasty shit with that cash. 0.99

00:13:49.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:13:50.000 I don't know what happened, but I know he got arrested.

00:13:52.000 I have no idea what the actual reality of the case is, but I know the dude got arrested.

00:13:57.000 Crazy, right?

00:13:58.000 You guys watching Narcos? 1.00

00:13:59.000 I heard it's the shit. 0.99

00:14:01.000 It makes Game of Thrones look like Harry Potter. 1.00

00:14:05.000 Dude, I keep hearing.

00:14:07.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:14:08.000 It's so good.

00:14:09.000 I'm scared to get into it.

00:14:11.000 It's just ten episodes.

00:14:12.000 I can't do it.

00:14:14.000 I knocked out ten in two days. 1.00

00:14:16.000 Damn. 0.99

00:14:17.000 Are you done with it yet? 0.99

00:14:19.000 Yeah, I just finished this week.

00:14:20.000 Meanwhile, I'm stuck on a bad show right now.

00:14:23.000 Empire.

00:14:24.000 No, the strain.

00:14:25.000 Is Empire bad?

00:14:26.000 I heard it's good.

00:14:27.000 You know what?

00:14:27.000 It's good.

00:14:27.000 The first season was good.

00:14:29.000 If you don't have anything else to watch, it's good. 1.00

00:14:32.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:14:33.000 No, if there's nothing else going on, it's better than watching whatever's on at two in the morning on regular TV. But, man, season two just started. 1.00

00:14:42.000 I just watched the season premiere yesterday.

00:14:45.000 Whoa.

00:14:45.000 Dude, Kenny Rogers is finally looking like Kenny Rogers again.

00:14:48.000 They reversed some of that crazy facial surgery that they did on him. 0.99

00:14:52.000 That was some sad shit, dude. 0.99

00:14:54.000 He looked like von der Le Silva? 1.00

00:14:55.000 Dude, no.

00:14:56.000 It didn't look anything like him.

00:14:58.000 They pulled his face way, way, way too tight.

00:15:01.000 Girls do that, too. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Well, they go to a bad doctor.

00:15:05.000 I mean, apparently if you go to a good doctor that knows what they're doing, they can tighten you up and it looks pretty good.

00:15:10.000 I feel like they all look the same.

00:15:12.000 They all look the exact same.

00:15:13.000 I think the ones that we're recognizing are the ones that are terrible.

00:15:17.000 I think that's why we say they all look the same.

00:15:19.000 I think there's some attractive older women that have had like little nips and tucks. 1.00

00:15:24.000 You know, but I think when we see something like Kenny Rogers, you know, there's something hideous about it, right?

00:15:30.000 Someone chose to squeeze their face tight to erase some of the lines.

00:15:35.000 That's a bummer, man.

00:15:36.000 You know, I mean, it sucks, too, because, yeah, because especially that guy, who's like this beloved character, you know, the whole The Gambler series.

00:15:43.000 Oh, sweet left hand! 1.00

00:15:45.000 Oh, fuck sakes! 0.99

00:15:46.000 But don't you think those guys, like those celebrities, like they're so used to people seeing them for that so they don't want to ever let it go? 1.00

00:15:52.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:52.000 Yes.

00:15:53.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:15:53.000 We never sync this fucking show up. 0.99

00:15:55.000 We never do. 0.99

00:15:56.000 And I don't...

00:15:57.000 Jamie, pull up on the screen who these guys are.

00:16:00.000 Because this is a wild fight.

00:16:01.000 These guys need credit.

00:16:01.000 Really good fight.

00:16:03.000 The dude who stands southpaw, the guy in the red with white, he's got a nasty left hand.

00:16:08.000 They're eating shots.

00:16:09.000 And these guys are tired, too.

00:16:11.000 They're in the third round here. 1.00

00:16:12.000 Are they from, like, tough Japan or some shit with those bullshit shorts? 1.00

00:16:17.000 I didn't bring my laptop today. 1.00

00:16:19.000 A full short says, UFC road to Japan.

00:16:23.000 What is that?

00:16:24.000 It has to be some sort of...

00:16:25.000 Oh, this is like the...

00:16:27.000 Oh my god, they're eating shots.

00:16:28.000 So here's the gentleman's name.

00:16:30.000 How do you say that?

00:16:31.000 Mizuto Horata.

00:16:33.000 Mizuto Horata and Teruto Ishihara.

00:16:40.000 Ishihara is the guy with the crazy hair. 0.97

00:16:45.000 Didn't they have like a weird mock tough where Barnett and Nelson were the coach or some shit? 0.97

00:16:50.000 Did they? 0.96

00:16:51.000 And there was like...

00:16:51.000 I'm so out of the loop.

00:16:52.000 It was like on UFC Fight Pass. 0.99

00:16:54.000 Some shit like that. 0.98

00:16:55.000 Like the countdown to Japan. 0.99

00:16:57.000 There's almost too many fighters to pay attention to.

00:16:59.000 Oh, for sure.

00:17:00.000 They're at number... 1.00

00:17:01.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:17:02.000 Comeback. 1.00

00:17:06.000 Hirota.

00:17:06.000 Oh, Sweet Right Hand by Hirota.

00:17:08.000 Oh my goodness.

00:17:09.000 That dude took a lot of shots, too.

00:17:11.000 Dude, have you seen the Japanese ring card girl? 1.00

00:17:14.000 Very pretty.

00:17:15.000 What?

00:17:15.000 What an adorable young lady.

00:17:17.000 What?

00:17:17.000 Good for her.

00:17:18.000 I'm a fan of, of course, the American ones.

00:17:21.000 Very beautiful.

00:17:23.000 She might went to number one.

00:17:25.000 Really?

00:17:25.000 The Japanese one?

00:17:26.000 She's got booty? 1.00

00:17:27.000 Wait till you see this creature.

00:17:29.000 Let me ask you this about when it comes to girls' bodies. 1.00

00:17:31.000 Do you prefer...

00:17:34.000 10 pounds overweight or 10 pounds underweight?

00:17:36.000 Ooh, 10 pounds over.

00:17:37.000 Every time, right?

00:17:38.000 Every time.

00:17:38.000 Hey, women, listen up.

00:17:40.000 10 pounds over.

00:17:41.000 Little fat ain't gonna hurt nobody. 1.00

00:17:43.000 Little belly roll gives you a little extra juicy ass. 1.00

00:17:47.000 No one wants a bag of bones in the bed. 1.00

00:17:48.000 The only reason they want to be skinny is for other girls. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:17:52.000 When you see those girls walking around the ring, they want to be as skinny as possible. 1.00

00:17:56.000 In this culture, in our culture.

00:17:58.000 In Brazil, they're not like that, man.

00:18:00.000 Those girls are thick. 1.00

00:18:01.000 But they have flat stomachs. 0.98

00:18:02.000 Yes, yes.

00:18:03.000 That's the difference.

00:18:04.000 They're in very good shape.

00:18:05.000 The girls are in very good shape.

00:18:06.000 Well, they're all in very good shape, but there's just so much worry about putting a little weight on.

00:18:11.000 Anybody, like, a girl that has, like, a little, like, an extra 10 pounds, that's not foreign. 0.98

00:18:16.000 Yeah, if I'm managing the ring car girls, they're fucking eating Mickey D's. 1.00

00:18:19.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:18:20.000 At night.

00:18:21.000 They don't know that, though.

00:18:22.000 I know.

00:18:22.000 Don't you think that they think that they're...

00:18:24.000 No, all they do is drink fucking coffee and water and, like, ice cubes for dinner. 1.00

00:18:27.000 That's all they fucking do. 1.00

00:18:28.000 Especially a few days before. 0.99

00:18:29.000 100%, yeah.

00:18:30.000 Nah, nah, nah.

00:18:31.000 Get that full rack of ribs, girl. 1.00

00:18:33.000 That's crazy, right?

00:18:34.000 It's crazy.

00:18:35.000 It is weird.

00:18:35.000 It's a weird thing because every guy I talk to almost universally has the same opinion.

00:18:40.000 Like a little bit of body weight on a girl doesn't bother you at all. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Dude, you're not my friend if you like skinny bitches. 1.00

00:18:47.000 Lose my number. 1.00

00:18:48.000 Lose my number, man. 1.00

00:18:50.000 If you like fucking skinny girls, no way. 1.00

00:18:52.000 There's nothing wrong with liking skinny girls. 1.00

00:18:55.000 I mean, some skinny girls are hot as fuck. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Some girls are just sexy, right? 1.00

00:18:58.000 I agree.

00:18:59.000 There's those girls. 1.00

00:19:00.000 But the point, but no one, they don't look hot if they look like they're hungry.

00:19:05.000 You know?

00:19:05.000 You're not supposed to look hungry.

00:19:07.000 I don't want you to be all nervous.

00:19:09.000 Me neither, because I'm going to be nervous.

00:19:10.000 Because I'm going to be nervous.

00:19:11.000 I'm going to feed this poor kid.

00:19:13.000 Jesus Christ.

00:19:14.000 Just rice at the crib all the time when you come over?

00:19:16.000 But that idea that these poor models have that they have to be these coat racks. 1.00

00:19:20.000 Like, shit, that's crazy. 0.99

00:19:22.000 That doesn't even make sense. 1.00

00:19:22.000 Well, it's like guys want to be real big. 1.00

00:19:24.000 Most girls aren't any big muscular dudes. 1.00

00:19:27.000 Just other dudes are.

00:19:28.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:19:29.000 There's guys out there that look at a girl and go, oh my god, she has an amazing body and she's really skinny and has big tits. 1.00

00:19:34.000 They like the big tits and no ass. 1.00

00:19:37.000 There's guys out there like that. 1.00

00:19:38.000 There's a balance thing that I think people recognize. 0.98

00:19:41.000 And there's one thing that a lot of big weightlifter dudes do is if no one's coaching them, they'll get out of fucking balance. 0.93

00:19:49.000 Where they go way titty heavy and way bicep heavy. 1.00

00:19:52.000 Titty heavy.

00:19:52.000 Right?

00:19:53.000 Then they got these skinny ass necks, and you're like, dude, I know if the weight goes weird on you, you can't handle it. 0.99

00:19:58.000 Look at that skinny neck you have. 0.99

00:20:00.000 What is holding you together?

00:20:02.000 Like, your pillar. 1.00

00:20:04.000 The whole column in the center is made out of dog shit. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Like, you can't do that. 1.00

00:20:09.000 You can't have giant biceps and a little skinny neck.

00:20:11.000 It's just crazy.

00:20:12.000 Like, those guys that compete in the Olympia, Phil Heath is my boy, but none of those guys are ladies, man. 0.99

00:20:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:17.000 Like, they don't have all these groupies.

00:20:19.000 They're so jacked.

00:20:20.000 They're so jacked, I bet you have to be one of those freaky bodybuilder chicks to be into that. 1.00

00:20:25.000 For sure.

00:20:26.000 Or just be a girl. 0.61

00:20:27.000 There's girls that are freaks, right? 1.00

00:20:29.000 They're freaks, but people like different shows.

00:20:31.000 There's girls that are bodybuilder type chicks, but they're just not that big. 1.00

00:20:34.000 They just started, they're like a year and a half into it, where it's perfect.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, it looks like they're in great shape.

00:20:40.000 They're probably going to get too big in a couple years, but they're like white belts of bodybuilding. 0.99

00:20:44.000 If a girl has shoulders, man, if she has like big shoulders, I can't do it. 1.00

00:20:47.000 I can't fucking do it. 0.95

00:20:49.000 You know, I have a theory about like why a girl wouldn't be into a big bodybuilder dude, like that type of a thing. 1.00

00:20:56.000 It wouldn't be bigger is better.

00:20:57.000 Because I think, like, evolutionarily, like in the girl's DNA, she wants a man that can survive. 0.99

00:21:04.000 Yeah.

00:21:04.000 And I think, and everybody knows that a guy like that, like, there's so much maintenance involved, first of all, in staying that big.

00:21:10.000 It's so preposterous.

00:21:12.000 It's so unnatural.

00:21:13.000 And how many flights of stairs can that guy go up before his heart explodes? 1.00

00:21:17.000 Super fucked. 0.99

00:21:17.000 You mean, for a regular person, like, built like Echebra, built like us, a regular athletic guy, in the gym, you know, I do a few things. 0.99

00:21:26.000 These guys don't have, there's nothing in comparison to the demands that those fucking bodies have. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Not to mention these bitches are eating fucking chicken breast and asparagus every other day. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Every other hour and just sweating. 1.00

00:21:38.000 And sweating.

00:21:38.000 Sweating.

00:21:39.000 And have no body fat.

00:21:40.000 Like they're literally close to blacking out every time they stand up.

00:21:43.000 When those guys get down to that shred.

00:21:45.000 Oh, dude. 1.00

00:21:46.000 Their ass cheeks have like fucking rubber tire effect. 1.00

00:21:49.000 Shredded ass. 1.00

00:21:50.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

00:21:50.000 You know when girls cross that threshold of... 1.00

00:21:53.000 Their asses and hips start, they lift so much that it's almost like a guy's muscular ass. 0.99

00:21:58.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:21:59.000 Been there, my man. 1.00

00:22:00.000 It's a muscular ass! 1.00

00:22:01.000 Been there, my man. 1.00

00:22:02.000 It's a muscular ass! 1.00

00:22:03.000 It's round as fuck from the profile. 1.00

00:22:04.000 It looks fucking amazing. 0.99

00:22:05.000 But when you look at it straight back, you're like, she's walking like a dude. 0.98

00:22:09.000 Right?

00:22:09.000 There's too much lower back.

00:22:11.000 Or for having sex, like, this looks like Shane Carwin. 0.98

00:22:14.000 Straight on. 0.99

00:22:15.000 That's hilarious.

00:22:17.000 Did I ever tell you about this big 230-pound dude just punked me in front of a girl before?

00:22:23.000 Oh, no.

00:22:24.000 My aunt hooked me up with this chick. 1.00

00:22:26.000 She used to always try to hook me up with chicks, and she's like, I got a new one for you. 1.00

00:22:30.000 She works with me.

00:22:31.000 Her name is Dawn, and we're gonna go out.

00:22:34.000 So I went out with Dawn and my aunt.

00:22:36.000 We went to go meet...

00:22:39.000 A guy that my aunt was seeing, but he brings this giant 230-pound linebacker.

00:22:45.000 And so it's three dudes and two chicks.

00:22:48.000 I'm like, there's a little problem.

00:22:50.000 We're at Bennigan's.

00:22:51.000 And she wasn't drinking, so I'm thinking, this is probably not going to happen tonight.

00:22:55.000 So we got to go on the dance floor, and this girl's a freak. 1.00

00:22:58.000 Zero alcohol.

00:22:59.000 She's a freak. 1.00

00:22:59.000 She's all over me, making out with me. 1.00

00:23:01.000 I'm like, oh, I got this one.

00:23:02.000 That was in the bag.

00:23:04.000 We take a break.

00:23:07.000 We take a break.

00:23:10.000 Linebacker comes up and asks her to dance.

00:23:12.000 He's on the dance floor making out.

00:23:14.000 They're looking at me, giving me this evil look.

00:23:16.000 I'm like, oh, man.

00:23:17.000 This guy's totally dominating me, punking me, jungle-like, right there in front of my aunt and this girl.

00:23:24.000 He's all over Don now, and he owns this girl.

00:23:26.000 The club's over.

00:23:27.000 The lights turn on.

00:23:28.000 The lights turn on, and he's looking at me, and he's leaning against us.

00:23:34.000 We're trying to figure out what we're going to do, and he's holding our lights, and he goes, where you at?

00:23:39.000 Where you at?

00:23:39.000 Oh my goodness.

00:23:40.000 And I'm like, man, I'm right here doing nothing.

00:23:43.000 Just shriveling up.

00:23:45.000 It turned into like a nightmare night.

00:23:47.000 So it's this 1991. There's no cell phones.

00:23:51.000 So the plan was to meet at my aunt's house, right?

00:23:54.000 I'm like, okay.

00:23:55.000 I drove with them.

00:23:56.000 I go, give me the keys.

00:23:57.000 You guys drank too much.

00:23:58.000 These guys have to follow us to my aunt's house.

00:24:01.000 Watch this.

00:24:02.000 It was a little Honda Prelude.

00:24:03.000 I'm on the freeway.

00:24:05.000 My aunt's going, you're going to lose them.

00:24:06.000 You're going to lose them.

00:24:07.000 I'm like, no, I'm not.

00:24:08.000 They're right behind me.

00:24:10.000 Lost them.

00:24:12.000 Got back home.

00:24:13.000 My aunt's on the phone trying to figure, you know, because you got to go to a pay phone to get, then call the house.

00:24:18.000 That can take 30 minutes.

00:24:20.000 Wow.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, so I lost them on purpose.

00:24:23.000 That's hilarious.

00:24:23.000 I think you lost trying to pick up a girl with your aunt and then going to Bennigan's.

00:24:27.000 Those are perfect choices.

00:24:29.000 Perfect choices if it works out.

00:24:31.000 If it works out, if at the end of the story, he has the best sex ever. 0.58

00:24:35.000 He and the girl, they smoke a little weed and have the best sex of all time. 0.98

00:24:39.000 No, it wasn't like that. 0.99

00:24:40.000 But if the end of the story was that, I had sex with her for 30 seconds. 0.98

00:24:46.000 For 30 seconds. 0.99

00:24:48.000 You did?

00:24:48.000 I wanted to get revenge on her.

00:24:51.000 Oh, after all this?

00:24:52.000 No, I didn't finish it.

00:24:53.000 We get to my aunt's house.

00:24:55.000 I take her right back to the...

00:24:56.000 I had no idea.

00:24:57.000 I know I had 20, 30 minutes before they were going to figure out where the hell she lived. 1.00

00:25:01.000 I lost her on purpose.

00:25:02.000 Right, right, right.

00:25:03.000 So I'm going to get a little revenge here.

00:25:05.000 So she was all over me. 1.00

00:25:06.000 She was just a wild girl. 1.00

00:25:08.000 Had sex with her for 30 seconds, and as soon as I was done, she had just begun. 1.00

00:25:11.000 I said, I got to move my car really quick. 0.95

00:25:13.000 I'm going to get a ticket.

00:25:14.000 I'll be right back.

00:25:14.000 So I got in my car.

00:25:16.000 I was gone.

00:25:16.000 Never heard from her ever again.

00:25:18.000 I've never met a hot Don.

00:25:20.000 Oh, I knew a hot Dawn.

00:25:22.000 Really?

00:25:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:23.000 What was her full name, though?

00:25:25.000 Donna?

00:25:26.000 No, I don't remember.

00:25:27.000 It was just Dawn. 1.00

00:25:28.000 She was hot as fuck. 1.00

00:25:29.000 She was way too smart. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Damn. 1.00

00:25:31.000 I was way too stupid at the time. 1.00

00:25:32.000 I was like 21, and she was at least my age, maybe a year older. 0.99

00:25:38.000 She used to work for this comedy club that I worked at. 1.00

00:25:40.000 She graduated from Harvard with a degree in women's studies.

00:25:44.000 Jesus.

00:25:44.000 Yeah, we had terrifying conversations.

00:25:46.000 I bet.

00:25:47.000 She's way too smart. 1.00

00:25:48.000 Dawn's not fucking around. 1.00

00:25:50.000 At the time, I knew it, too. 0.99

00:25:53.000 Never even tried to hit on her.

00:25:55.000 Never tried to pick her up.

00:25:56.000 You're intimidated by the brain.

00:25:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:26:00.000 She was hot, too. 0.97

00:26:03.000 Yeah, I just wasn't ready for that. 0.99

00:26:05.000 Damn, our boy Kakuno back at it. 0.98

00:26:07.000 Kakuno and Diego Brandao. 0.98

00:26:08.000 Was his last fight Tony Ferguson?

00:26:09.000 I think it was.

00:26:10.000 We got Merck. 0.99

00:26:11.000 Goddamn Tony Ferguson's scary. 0.99

00:26:13.000 Tony Ferguson is just... 0.99

00:26:15.000 He's capable of fighting 100% of his ability when he gets in there.

00:26:19.000 Ooh, he has a tough fight next, though.

00:26:21.000 He's got a very tough fight.

00:26:22.000 But Tony Ferguson does not fold up shop.

00:26:24.000 He's like as steady as a rock.

00:26:26.000 He's so game.

00:26:27.000 He's so game.

00:26:28.000 I haven't seen a guy game like him since Ray Diaz.

00:26:29.000 Oh, he's scary.

00:26:30.000 Since Nick Diaz.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, it's insane.

00:26:31.000 He's scary.

00:26:32.000 Tony Ferguson's scary.

00:26:33.000 His work ethic is incredible.

00:26:35.000 You can tell.

00:26:36.000 For sure, he gets better every fight.

00:26:38.000 But this next one's a real...

00:26:40.000 I mean, this is where we decide where he's gonna go.

00:26:42.000 100%.

00:26:43.000 He wins this one, off to the races.

00:26:46.000 Habib Nurmagomedov, for people who don't know what the fight is.

00:26:49.000 Habib Nurmagomedov is undefeated.

00:26:51.000 He's a former world Sambo champion.

00:26:53.000 He's one of the best grapplers in MMA. He's a fucking octopus. 1.00

00:26:56.000 And he beat the champ already, Dos Anjos. 1.00

00:26:58.000 He's beaten Dos Anjos and he ragdolled him.

00:27:00.000 He ragdolled Dos Anjos, especially in the second and third round.

00:27:03.000 He starts breaking guys with his pressure. 1.00

00:27:05.000 His fucking takedowns are nasty. 1.00

00:27:07.000 His ground and pound is nasty. 1.00

00:27:08.000 He's so dominant in grappling.

00:27:11.000 But he's coming off that injury.

00:27:13.000 A long layoff.

00:27:14.000 So if there's any time to catch him, it's now.

00:27:16.000 And who knows how much damage he had done to his knee because there was more than one injury.

00:27:22.000 There were several injuries.

00:27:23.000 It wasn't just like, hurt it, got it repaired, did the proper due diligence, and then came back.

00:27:28.000 There was another injury, I believe, during rehab, right?

00:27:31.000 So he hurt it, had surgery, went to rehab, did all that, got better, hurt it again.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, see?

00:27:38.000 So we're dealing with a real problem here. 0.95

00:27:40.000 And it also could be one of the reasons why he's so fucking good. 0.98

00:27:43.000 He's so good because he's this relentless, ferocious bulldog dude. 0.98

00:27:48.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:27:48.000 That motherfucker doesn't take a step back. 1.00

00:27:50.000 He attacks! 1.00

00:27:51.000 That's all those boys at AKA though.

00:27:53.000 Yeah, well you're right.

00:27:54.000 Think about it.

00:27:55.000 Particularly him, especially with the grappling.

00:27:57.000 Kane too though.

00:27:58.000 Kane's got like that too, yeah.

00:27:59.000 But look at his injuries.

00:28:00.000 Both knees and look at DC. DC had a knee injury.

00:28:04.000 But that's, you know what man, it's like, don't, isn't that like a part of that package?

00:28:07.000 Like a part of that package is your red line in your body.

00:28:09.000 That's what comes with the territory, right? 1.00

00:28:11.000 You're gonna break some shit. 1.00

00:28:12.000 I sparred DC one time, I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:28:15.000 What the fuck are we doing here? 0.99

00:28:17.000 It's pressure, huh? 0.99

00:28:19.000 Just coming.

00:28:20.000 Every round.

00:28:21.000 How many want to go?

00:28:22.000 Shop eight?

00:28:22.000 Nah, man.

00:28:23.000 I'm cool.

00:28:24.000 He just keeps coming.

00:28:25.000 Keeps coming.

00:28:26.000 I've never seen anything like it.

00:28:28.000 That's what happens when you work with Kane.

00:28:29.000 Him and Kane both feed off each other.

00:28:32.000 And I think that was a huge contributing factor to who he is right now.

00:28:37.000 Oh, I agree 100%.

00:28:38.000 You get that Olympic drive, and then those two get together?

00:28:41.000 Both of them together.

00:28:42.000 What? 0.99

00:28:42.000 Just fucking sharpening each other. 0.99

00:28:44.000 And he toss Rockhold into the mix? 0.99

00:28:45.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:28:46.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:28:46.000 And a bunch of other guys there now, too. 1.00

00:28:48.000 A ton of other guys.

00:28:49.000 A bunch of other guys there now.

00:28:50.000 But Rockhold, right now, on fire. 0.99

00:28:52.000 That's a big fight, that fucking December fight. 0.96

00:28:54.000 I think it's the best fight in middleweight history. 0.98

00:28:56.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

00:28:57.000 I think you're right.

00:28:57.000 I think other than the Vanderlei, not Vanderlei, other than the Anderson-Weidman, the first fight, before Weidman knocked him out, but before that fight, that was the biggest fight in history.

00:29:08.000 Because Weidman was a crusher.

00:29:10.000 We knew Weidman was a crusher.

00:29:11.000 We saw what Weidman did to Munoz.

00:29:13.000 We saw this dude who just looks unstoppable. 1.00

00:29:16.000 He's just tough as shit. 0.99

00:29:17.000 Super solid wrestler, knockout power. 1.00

00:29:19.000 And then Anderson was the motherfucker. 0.99

00:29:22.000 And before that fight, that was the biggest fight. 0.99

00:29:24.000 But somewhere before that, when he got in, I feel like we've seen the best of Anderson.

00:29:30.000 We didn't know that, though.

00:29:31.000 The fight before that was the Bonner fight, man.

00:29:34.000 The fight before, but he looked like he was in the Matrix.

00:29:37.000 Joe, look at me.

00:29:37.000 Joe.

00:29:37.000 No, you know.

00:29:38.000 I know, it's Bonner, though.

00:29:39.000 You're right, you're right.

00:29:40.000 Bonner's not at the same level, but the way he won was so shocking.

00:29:44.000 It was insane, I agree.

00:29:44.000 That everybody was terrified of him after that.

00:29:46.000 And Bonner's on some shit. 1.00

00:29:47.000 And he was on some shit. 1.00

00:29:48.000 And then before that he had destroyed Chael, the Vitor front kick. 0.99

00:29:52.000 I mean look, Anderson hadn't even been in trouble except for the Chael fight and everybody knew he came into that fight with injured ribs.

00:29:58.000 Pretty much after the fight everybody knew, right?

00:30:00.000 True.

00:30:00.000 I just feel like, I feel like Weidman's beating dudes in their prime right now.

00:30:03.000 Rockhold's beating dudes in their prime. 1.00

00:30:04.000 You're talking about fucking monsters. 1.00

00:30:06.000 And now these two meet, they're both young in their prime. 0.99

00:30:09.000 But before Weidman and Anderson fought, Weidman, or Anderson rather, was considered the greatest pound for pound fighter ever.

00:30:14.000 I agree.

00:30:14.000 I just think at some point, maybe it was that fight, maybe it was in camp, he lost that edge.

00:30:21.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:30:21.000 It could have been that he lost that edge, or it could be Weidman's just that motherfucker. 1.00

00:30:26.000 He's just that good. 1.00

00:30:26.000 He could be that motherfucker. 1.00

00:30:28.000 But before that fight, I think that was the biggest fight of all time. 1.00

00:30:30.000 And I think it still holds up.

00:30:31.000 I think this is right up there with that.

00:30:33.000 I just feel like style-wise, Rockhold, Weidman's a better style matchup.

00:30:37.000 Like, Weidman...

00:30:38.000 I don't know, man.

00:30:39.000 I do.

00:30:39.000 I thought Anderson-Weidman was an amazing style matchup.

00:30:41.000 I didn't.

00:30:42.000 Because I was like, how is Weidman going to deal with him on the feet?

00:30:44.000 You know what?

00:30:45.000 Because I was going off Chael and Anderson, and Chael could kind of do whatever he wanted.

00:30:52.000 Kept taking him down, kept taking him down, right?

00:30:53.000 That first fight.

00:30:54.000 First fight. 0.97

00:30:55.000 And kind of basically beat him, then ended up fucking up at the very end, getting caught in that triangle. 0.97

00:30:59.000 Right. 0.68

00:31:00.000 I feel like Weidman's a better striker than Chael, better wrestler.

00:31:03.000 So I feel like you put those together, if he wanted to, he could make it a boring fight and win that fight every time.

00:31:07.000 You got a good point, especially about Wyman's submission ability.

00:31:12.000 Ooh, he's nasty.

00:31:13.000 His submission ability is definitely better.

00:31:14.000 Chael's is underrated.

00:31:16.000 I mean, Chael did submit Shogun.

00:31:17.000 He caught him in that guillotine.

00:31:18.000 I don't think anyone expected that.

00:31:19.000 Chael can submit, guys.

00:31:21.000 Who did he arm triangle?

00:31:21.000 Did he arm triangle Stan?

00:31:22.000 Stan. 1.00

00:31:23.000 He's a motherfucker, man. 1.00

00:31:24.000 He's a strong, powerful wrestler. 1.00

00:31:26.000 You know, Chael's had inconsistent performances, but when he was at his best, like in that Anderson fight especially, dude, how about the Marquardt fight? 0.99

00:31:35.000 He's fucking nasty. 0.99

00:31:36.000 I mean, Chael Sonnen can fight his dick off. 1.00

00:31:38.000 I agree. 0.99

00:31:38.000 Chael's as tough as they come. 0.99

00:31:40.000 I love Chael.

00:31:41.000 Weidman is a really good wrestler, but I think Chael, at his best, he showed the same level of wrestling ability.

00:31:48.000 But as far as a mixed martial artist, as a mixed martial artist, Chris Weidman's striking is nasty.

00:31:54.000 Much more dangerous with his power.

00:31:58.000 Like, did you see the Ryan Hall fight?

00:31:59.000 Did you see that fight?

00:32:00.000 Yes, back in the day. 0.80

00:32:01.000 Nasty. 0.93

00:32:02.000 In the same left hook, the same left hook. 0.96

00:32:03.000 Chael's never been like a really good striker.

00:32:06.000 No, not nearly like that.

00:32:07.000 But Weidman can put it together.

00:32:08.000 Chael looked good.

00:32:09.000 He looked good in the Anderson fight, the first round when he caught Anderson with a straight left.

00:32:12.000 True, he did.

00:32:13.000 He came out striking, yeah.

00:32:14.000 But the difference, I think, is that Wyman is a crusher.

00:32:17.000 He crushes guys. 1.00

00:32:18.000 And he has you hurt, he turns into a fucking monster. 1.00

00:32:21.000 And he turns it on and smashes you. 1.00

00:32:23.000 You know, you saw that in the first Uriah Hall fight. 0.99

00:32:25.000 You've seen it in a bunch of the fucking... 0.98

00:32:27.000 The Munoz fight was one of the most terrifying. 1.00

00:32:29.000 That elbow? 1.00

00:32:30.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:32:32.000 I think Wyman Rockhold is definitely a fight for the ages. 1.00

00:32:35.000 But I'm as excited about that as I was the Anderson-Wyman fight.

00:32:39.000 For some reason, I'm more excited about it.

00:32:41.000 I couldn't get any more.

00:32:43.000 I mean, both of those fights, to me, that's like the top of the heap.

00:32:46.000 I agree.

00:32:46.000 I see that.

00:32:47.000 But you know what I'm saying?

00:32:48.000 I don't think this is the biggest one ever.

00:32:49.000 I think they're both like the same level of huge.

00:32:52.000 I think the Anderson-Weidman fight is just as big as this.

00:32:55.000 This is this, you know, that fight was a crazy fight.

00:32:57.000 And the way it ended with Anderson clowning him and Weidman catching him with that left hook. 0.70

00:33:02.000 I mean, while it was happening, I could not fucking believe my eyes. 0.99

00:33:06.000 I think it kind of fucked Weidman because no one took him serious, and then they fight the rematch, then fucking Anderson's leg falls off, right? 1.00

00:33:13.000 And then we're like, fuck, man. 0.99

00:33:14.000 But then Weidman finally kind of gets his credit when he fights Machida, right? 0.99

00:33:18.000 And then he destroys Vitor.

00:33:20.000 But he still, like, Weidman to me should be the biggest star in the UFC. All-American dude, beats the very best at 185. I don't give a fuck what division you want to talk about.

00:33:29.000 185, he's American, he speaks well, he's super smart, right? 0.99

00:33:32.000 He's a family guy.

00:33:33.000 I don't know why he's not a bigger star.

00:33:35.000 You got a really good point, man.

00:33:37.000 That's a really good point.

00:33:38.000 I mean, it's not like he doesn't have the ability. 0.99

00:33:39.000 No, he's like fucking our Nolan Ryan. 0.99

00:33:42.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:33:42.000 You think it's because people just don't know? 0.99

00:33:45.000 I don't know what it is. 0.99

00:33:47.000 He's not a shit talker, right? 1.00

00:33:48.000 He's not a big shit talker, but inside the hot gun, he is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:33:53.000 Dude, he's got something. 1.00

00:33:54.000 There's something about him that you can tell.

00:33:57.000 When guys go eye to eye with him, they see it in him.

00:34:00.000 It's weird.

00:34:02.000 There's a few guys like that.

00:34:03.000 When guys lock eyes with him, they see it in them.

00:34:06.000 Yes.

00:34:07.000 And he's one of those.

00:34:07.000 And that's why the Anderson stare-down with him was so interesting.

00:34:10.000 When Anderson got mouth-to-mouth with him, and Weidman looked at him and goes, I'm not afraid of you, dude.

00:34:14.000 Yeah, man.

00:34:15.000 But there was a reality to it. 1.00

00:34:16.000 There was a reality to it that Anderson was like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:34:19.000 He's in some shit. 1.00

00:34:20.000 What have I done? 1.00

00:34:21.000 You know Weidman wants to fight at, he wants to fight Jon Jones.

00:34:23.000 Yeah.

00:34:24.000 He wants to fight Jon Jones in Madison Square Garden.

00:34:26.000 But it's still illegal, though.

00:34:27.000 He 100% thinks he can beat him. 0.99

00:34:29.000 Well, it's illegal, and Jon Jones has some shit going on right now. 0.98

00:34:32.000 Well, I don't know what's going on with the Jon Jones situation, but... 0.99

00:34:35.000 I know he comes fresh out of prison, beats the fuck out of anyone in the world. 0.93

00:34:38.000 He might not have to go to prison. 0.68

00:34:40.000 What do you guys think about the...

00:34:41.000 I don't know what the rules are to you.

00:34:43.000 I have no idea.

00:34:43.000 I want to see him back, man.

00:34:45.000 I just don't want him to keep repeating this kind of behavior.

00:34:49.000 I think I like John. 0.82

00:34:50.000 At his best, John's a fucking really interesting, intelligent guy with a crazy amount of stress, a crazy amount of responsibility.

00:34:57.000 We don't have a fighter like him in the UFC right now.

00:35:00.000 We just don't.

00:35:01.000 Well, he's definitely different than everybody else.

00:35:04.000 What about Nick Diaz?

00:35:05.000 What do you guys feel about that?

00:35:07.000 It's the worst travesty I've ever heard of.

00:35:10.000 It's an ego thing.

00:35:11.000 In any of the regulatory decisions that I've ever heard about. 0.99

00:35:14.000 Isn't a senator getting involved as well today as any talking shit? 0.99

00:35:17.000 They took his livelihood from him. 0.99

00:35:19.000 Five years for Nick Diaz is over, man.

00:35:21.000 Not only that, they did it based on one test that's not nearly as accurate as the other two tests.

00:35:28.000 The other two tests which were run by the World Anti-Doping Agency, the ones that take blood.

00:35:32.000 Those are way more accurate.

00:35:33.000 And those, he passed two of them.

00:35:35.000 He passed two of those blood tests. 1.00

00:35:37.000 That's so fucked up. 0.99

00:35:38.000 And then they take this urine test, and they run it through this laboratory, but urine is just not nearly as accurate. 0.99

00:35:45.000 It's just not. 0.99

00:35:46.000 So, them getting on him for that is fucking crazy. 0.98

00:35:49.000 And then, you know, I think they were upset that he took the fifth. 0.96

00:35:53.000 Okay, four minutes, 56 seconds right now in the Kakuno-Diego-Brandau fight.

00:35:57.000 This is an interesting fight.

00:35:58.000 Kakuno, if you've never seen him before, he's got a weird style.

00:36:01.000 Oh! 0.60

00:36:02.000 Brandau cracked him!

00:36:03.000 A style that does not work, everybody.

00:36:05.000 Well, Tony Ferguson lit him up.

00:36:06.000 That style did not work with Tony.

00:36:07.000 Well, he's getting lit up right now. 0.99

00:36:08.000 Oh, shit, he got cracked again. 0.99

00:36:10.000 Hey, for sure keep your hands up though, huh? 1.00

00:36:12.000 Jesus.

00:36:13.000 Diego's ragged on my big right hand.

00:36:15.000 Oh, that fence. 1.00

00:36:16.000 Diego's got him fucked up. 1.00

00:36:17.000 That's it. 0.99

00:36:17.000 Diego Brandow. 0.99

00:36:18.000 Homeboy needs to change his style.

00:36:20.000 Vicious stoppage.

00:36:20.000 Good God.

00:36:20.000 Vicious stoppage by Diego Brandow.

00:36:23.000 That was like Tommy Hearns, Marvin Hagler and shit. 0.99

00:36:25.000 Oh my God. 0.99

00:36:26.000 Tommy Hearns, Marvin Hagler went a full round, believe it or not.

00:36:30.000 Went into the second round when Hagler stopped him. 1.00

00:36:32.000 God, that was an ass whooping. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:36:34.000 Maybe let's go back to the drawing board, huh?

00:36:36.000 Put your hands up.

00:36:37.000 Well, Kakuno, he used to have a lot of success with that.

00:36:41.000 He has like a 45-degree front kick that he throws.

00:36:44.000 Have you seen it?

00:36:44.000 It's like a combination of a roundhouse kick and a front kick.

00:36:47.000 It's real weird. 0.97

00:36:48.000 And we hit guys right in the liver with it. 0.99

00:36:51.000 And it's fucking nasty, man. 0.99

00:36:53.000 Eddie, you've seen it before. 0.99

00:36:54.000 You're the one who told me about it.

00:36:55.000 You were the first one who told me about it.

00:36:57.000 You're like, have you ever seen this guy in Japan?

00:36:58.000 He's throwing this kick.

00:36:59.000 You go, I don't think it's a roundhouse kick, but it ain't like a front kick.

00:37:02.000 It's like something different.

00:37:03.000 It's in between.

00:37:04.000 He's throwing like a side snapping front snap kick with the balls of your feet to the liver. 0.63

00:37:11.000 Not anymore.

00:37:12.000 You know what?

00:37:12.000 When you throw a round kick, when you throw a round kick and you hit with the shin, it's probably the most powerful way you can throw it because your foot doesn't give in.

00:37:21.000 Like when you throw a kick with your foot, your foot kind of gives a little and you can hurt someone, but it's not nearly as effective with the ball of the foot as it is with the heel.

00:37:30.000 For sure.

00:37:30.000 The heel's way more effective, because the heel doesn't have any give.

00:37:33.000 Like this, you can have a little bit of resistance because of your foot, and it's like hitting someone with a cushion behind it.

00:37:40.000 But the way Kakuno was doing it, you could tell he had done it so many times, and his technique was so sharp, there was not much movement in his foot.

00:37:48.000 And when he would pull his foot back, he would really dig the ball of the foot in there.

00:37:52.000 It was like really high-level stuff.

00:37:54.000 A lot of Kyokushin guys are really good at that.

00:37:57.000 They develop that ability to throw those front snap kicks.

00:38:01.000 The technique gets so sharp that at the end of it, they're so good at thrusting the ball of the foot in there.

00:38:08.000 I think it's another one of those kicks, man, we're starting to see more of.

00:38:11.000 Cowboy uses that a lot now.

00:38:13.000 He used that on Jim Miller.

00:38:14.000 He's throwing that front kick to the body.

00:38:16.000 It's a teep.

00:38:17.000 But it's the same thing.

00:38:19.000 You're hitting the guy with the ball of the foot to the body.

00:38:21.000 Anderson did it.

00:38:22.000 Conor did it to Chad.

00:38:23.000 Conor did it.

00:38:23.000 Conor does it a lot.

00:38:24.000 To the body, yeah.

00:38:25.000 Anderson did it to the face.

00:38:26.000 Yep.

00:38:27.000 Anderson did it to the face.

00:38:28.000 He was doing it to the liver.

00:38:29.000 He was aiming just for the liver.

00:38:30.000 But he hasn't done it in the UFC. He's done it a few times in Japan.

00:38:34.000 And he's got some heavy hands, too.

00:38:35.000 Yeah.

00:38:36.000 He has a great combo where he'll open you up with the hands and then he'll just to land that thing and then vice versa.

00:38:41.000 Well, he hit Tony in that fight.

00:38:43.000 I mean, he definitely caught Tony with some good shots.

00:38:45.000 Tony can take a punch too, man.

00:38:46.000 I just think Tony hits even harder.

00:38:49.000 Yeah, he might be the hardest hitter at that.

00:38:51.000 He's ferocious.

00:38:52.000 Tony Ferguson's ferocious.

00:38:54.000 Hey, back to that Diaz thing though.

00:38:56.000 What do they do?

00:38:57.000 What can you do?

00:38:58.000 I think they sue.

00:38:59.000 I think they take it to court and I think they win easy.

00:39:01.000 I don't think there's a problem with winning.

00:39:03.000 I think if you look at the facts, the fact that he passed two water tests that are much more stringent, The fact that there's a threshold that they don't want you to be high while you're competing.

00:39:15.000 I think that's reasonable.

00:39:16.000 But the threshold is very low.

00:39:18.000 The threshold is so high that you could have smoked pot a couple of days ago and you should pass, according to Jeff Nowitzki.

00:39:26.000 And Jeff Nowitzki should know, right?

00:39:28.000 So I think they're reasonable about it.

00:39:31.000 I think what's unreasonable is they're not willing to take into consideration those other two tests.

00:39:36.000 Like, if they looked at the chain of custody from the time the blood was drawn, it was all done to the water standard, which is, you know, world anti-doping, right?

00:39:44.000 If it was done to that standard, they should accept that.

00:39:46.000 100%.

00:39:47.000 Those are better, more stringent tests.

00:39:48.000 And in fact, they shouldn't even need to perform their own tests as long as there's no suspicion of corruption, there's no suspicion that someone's changing results or trying to protect a fighter.

00:39:58.000 And the UFC doesn't do that. 0.95

00:39:59.000 Look, if they did, I mean, look at all the fucking different people that have been popped. 0.97

00:40:03.000 You know, they wouldn't want those guys pop. 0.98

00:40:05.000 Although, did you hear the Belfort thing?

00:40:07.000 Did you hear that thing?

00:40:07.000 I was just gonna bring that up.

00:40:09.000 What's the latest?

00:40:10.000 No, you're right.

00:40:11.000 I thought about it while I was saying it.

00:40:12.000 But while you were saying it, I was like, well...

00:40:14.000 When you're best friends with Lorenzo.

00:40:16.000 Well, he had, apparently, they had accidentally sent out some results of one of Vitor's tests before he fought Jon Jones, and he had been flagged as having high testosterone.

00:40:28.000 But I think this is while he had a testosterone exemption.

00:40:31.000 So I think the issue is not that he used testosterone.

00:40:35.000 I think he was allowed to then.

00:40:36.000 That was back when the UFC was kind of involved in, you know, they were allowed to have testosterone use exemptions.

00:40:42.000 TUEs.

00:40:43.000 Correct.

00:40:44.000 I don't think he was doing anything illegal.

00:40:47.000 I think it was just high.

00:40:49.000 So I think, like, they were talking about it in an article I read that the doctor would tell you, like, say if your upper threshold is like 1,200, which is apparently, like, really crazy, right?

00:40:57.000 If the doctor saw that you were at 1,100 when they test you, they're like, look, you're a little high.

00:41:01.000 Like, 10 above 10 is high, so we want you to drop your dose down a little bit.

00:41:05.000 And that's what their explanation was.

00:41:07.000 And do we know what Vitor was at?

00:41:09.000 Well, I know at one point he was tested at 1475. Good God!

00:41:13.000 Yeah, which is like, that's super silverback, werewolf, hyena dick. 1.00

00:41:17.000 That's fucked up, man. 1.00

00:41:18.000 That's dangerous as fuck. 1.00

00:41:22.000 But people have tested real high before. 0.99

00:41:24.000 I mean, Nate Marquardt was actually pulled out of a fight.

00:41:26.000 Charlie Brenneman took his place last minute and won against Rick Story. 0.99

00:41:30.000 Crazy fucking fight. 0.99

00:41:31.000 Biggest fight of Charlie's career. 1.00

00:41:33.000 And they pulled Nate out because of his results.

00:41:37.000 He was that high.

00:41:38.000 Like, he had an exemption.

00:41:39.000 Yeah.

00:41:40.000 And they looked at his results, and they're like, what?

00:41:42.000 What?

00:41:43.000 What are you doing?

00:41:44.000 And I know Nate...

00:41:44.000 You know, I know Nate...

00:41:46.000 Well, I know the...

00:41:49.000 It's tough.

00:41:50.000 When fighters are relying on doctors, here's another issue.

00:41:53.000 Yes, there you go.

00:41:54.000 Could you tell him how much to take?

00:41:58.000 The only one who knows how much he's going to take to put him in his legal limit is his doctor.

00:42:03.000 Now, if his doctor gives him the same amount every week, and then he's giving it to him on a Monday, and Nate's getting tested on a Friday, he's had a chance for his levels to naturally go lower.

00:42:13.000 There you go.

00:42:13.000 But when a guy's about to fight, the doctor may likely say for best performance, like if you want to fight at your best, you should have it as high as possible.

00:42:22.000 So take your injection right before you weigh in or something along those lines.

00:42:26.000 And that way it'll be at its peak the next day. 0.98

00:42:28.000 Or even if you're used to getting a shot on Monday and you're flying out to the fight on Tuesday and you do a day late can fuck with the results. 0.98

00:42:34.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.96

00:42:35.000 That Nate's not used to.

00:42:36.000 Yeah, but the point is that when he was at the peak, whatever his peak was, if that was normal, that he was taken at that level, that's not even human.

00:42:46.000 These are what you call hyperhuman levels, what doctors refer to as hyperhuman levels.

00:42:52.000 You get to certain levels, like 1,500, 1,600.

00:42:55.000 Jesus Christ, you go into those freak bodybuilder levels.

00:42:58.000 What are they?

00:42:58.000 Yeah, what are the bodybuilders at?

00:43:00.000 Do we know?

00:43:00.000 Those guys, they're not even human.

00:43:02.000 They take so much growth.

00:43:04.000 They're so ridiculously muscular and so just overwhelmingly cartoonishly powerful.

00:43:12.000 Like you look at just striated.

00:43:15.000 They get addicted to that, man.

00:43:16.000 Dude, I look at those guys and I think, what's the end of the road like for those guys?

00:43:20.000 Like how long can you run it?

00:43:22.000 I think you just get fat after a while.

00:43:24.000 No, no, look at...

00:43:25.000 You can't.

00:43:26.000 No, look at...

00:43:26.000 What's his face?

00:43:27.000 Homeboy from England.

00:43:28.000 Dorian Yates is one of the best of all time.

00:43:30.000 He's in his 50s now.

00:43:31.000 He's fit, healthy.

00:43:33.000 He looks thick.

00:43:34.000 He's thick like you.

00:43:35.000 He's not thick like freakish.

00:43:36.000 He's thick like an athlete.

00:43:38.000 He looks good, man.

00:43:40.000 He's super open about it. 1.00

00:43:42.000 Talks about all the shit he took. 0.99

00:43:43.000 Talks about what everybody does. 1.00

00:43:45.000 I mean, he's super open about it.

00:43:46.000 Tells you exactly what his dosage were.

00:43:49.000 He wasn't any higher than anybody else. 0.97

00:43:51.000 But he also highlights that the reason why he got so good, the reason why he was Mr. Olympia, was he was willing to fucking work harder. 0.92

00:43:59.000 Like, it wasn't just the drugs. 0.88

00:44:00.000 No, they're all on juice, but there's a difference.

00:44:02.000 It's a work ethic.

00:44:03.000 However, not a sport.

00:44:05.000 Not a sport.

00:44:06.000 Not a sport.

00:44:07.000 It's something different.

00:44:09.000 How can you say that that is like boxing?

00:44:11.000 Boxing is a sport.

00:44:12.000 Soccer is a sport.

00:44:13.000 You're trying to win, right?

00:44:15.000 You're trying to do something faster and move quicker.

00:44:17.000 When you don't move, your whole thing is standing still. 1.00

00:44:20.000 This is your shit. 1.00

00:44:22.000 Your shit is this. 1.00

00:44:23.000 Standing still. 1.00

00:44:25.000 It's an art form.

00:44:27.000 It's not one that I'm really into. 0.94

00:44:30.000 When you think about it, it's pretty homosexual, man. 0.99

00:44:33.000 It's other dudes judging dudes' body. 0.88

00:44:36.000 Think about it.

00:44:36.000 You know what, man?

00:44:37.000 There's definitely a little weirdness to it.

00:44:40.000 I wouldn't say homosexual.

00:44:41.000 It's self-congratulatory.

00:44:43.000 What would you say? 0.93

00:44:44.000 There's something silly about it.

00:44:47.000 You ever seen my boy Kai Greene before? 0.99

00:44:49.000 Some shit that he did to make ends meet? 0.99

00:44:53.000 What? 1.00

00:44:55.000 I'm preparing myself.

00:44:56.000 You know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

00:44:58.000 What are you looking for, brother?

00:45:00.000 Grab some, man.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, I'll take one.

00:45:02.000 Thank you.

00:45:02.000 Yeah, I'll take a beer, brother.

00:45:05.000 Brandon.

00:45:09.000 Before we get going, thanks to Grillo's Pickles for hooking us up again.

00:45:14.000 Those are the best. 1.00

00:45:15.000 They're the shit. 1.00

00:45:17.000 He's growing now. 1.00

00:45:18.000 He's selling them in Whole Foods and all over the place.

00:45:20.000 Of course.

00:45:20.000 They're delicious.

00:45:21.000 I met this dude in...

00:45:24.000 I met this dude in a park in Boston.

00:45:29.000 He was in the park.

00:45:30.000 I was filming this scene in a movie with Kevin James.

00:45:34.000 And some dude had a pickle cart.

00:45:36.000 Thank you, brother.

00:45:37.000 And I was like, a pickle cart? 0.99

00:45:38.000 Who the fuck has a pickle cart? 0.99

00:45:40.000 So I walked up to the dude. 0.99

00:45:42.000 Yeah, it was pretty cool.

00:45:43.000 I was like, that's pretty interesting.

00:45:44.000 He goes, yeah, would you like a sample?

00:45:45.000 He was smart, man. 0.92

00:45:46.000 Their pickles are so fucking good, he's just handing out pickles. 1.00

00:45:49.000 And we were like, oh shit, he's very clever, man. 1.00

00:45:52.000 Delicious. 0.99

00:45:52.000 So I do a show at the Wilbur Theater, and dude gave out free pickles. 0.99

00:45:58.000 Instead of like selling pickles, the dude just gave out free pickles in the lobby.

00:46:04.000 Like, just giving people pickles. 0.99

00:46:05.000 Guerrilla marketing, just doing the damn thing. 1.00

00:46:07.000 And you become an addict. 1.00

00:46:08.000 Yeah.

00:46:08.000 They're so good.

00:46:09.000 And they're healthy.

00:46:09.000 They're delicious.

00:46:10.000 Pickles are good for you.

00:46:11.000 They're like one of those weird snacks where it's okay to eat.

00:46:15.000 There's nothing bad about it.

00:46:16.000 It's true.

00:46:17.000 I believe you.

00:46:17.000 You know the pickle juice has electrolytes.

00:46:19.000 I'm not sure.

00:46:19.000 I want to believe you.

00:46:20.000 Well, certain ones have sugar in them.

00:46:22.000 Certain ones have sugar in them, but the pickle juice, people drink for electrolytes.

00:46:27.000 We still have it on the sidelines.

00:46:28.000 This is the Tyron Woodley-Johnny Hendricks fight.

00:46:33.000 Didn't Woodley say that Johnny Hendricks bit him? 0.99

00:46:36.000 Didn't he say he bit him or some shit? 0.99

00:46:39.000 He grabbed his face. 0.99

00:46:41.000 But see, you know what, man?

00:46:42.000 That's like a frozen moment in time.

00:46:44.000 It's real hard unless you see the actual video of what it looked like when the hand made contact with the face.

00:46:49.000 Because everybody knows that in the middle of a crazy grappling session, occasionally a hand will go where it's not supposed to go. 0.98

00:46:55.000 And who gives a shit if he bit him? 0.98

00:46:56.000 Look at the kind of shape he's in. 0.99

00:46:57.000 Wow.

00:46:58.000 They're both in amazing shape.

00:47:00.000 Both amazing fighters, man.

00:47:02.000 It's a really interesting fight, man.

00:47:03.000 Woodley is training a lot now with Duke, Duke Rufus.

00:47:09.000 Help his striking out?

00:47:10.000 Yeah.

00:47:10.000 That's his biggest problem, is his striking, really.

00:47:12.000 Well, I wouldn't say it's his problem.

00:47:14.000 I think he's, you know, I think his...

00:47:17.000 He's almost got, like, too much of a gift in his power and speed. 1.00

00:47:21.000 And when you use that gift, you know, he can do shit. 0.99

00:47:25.000 Like, the way he can move, he can move, like, as fast as anybody, if not faster than anybody. 0.98

00:47:28.000 But that requires a lot of energy.

00:47:30.000 And you've got to know when to do it and when not to do it.

00:47:32.000 A lot of oxygen.

00:47:33.000 Yeah.

00:47:33.000 So I think he has, because of that, he has a...

00:47:36.000 It's...

00:47:36.000 Compared to a guy who doesn't have that kind of horsepower, he has like a unique situation.

00:47:42.000 He has to really like figure out when to sprint and when to lay back.

00:47:46.000 And I think you saw way more than the Kelvin Gastelum fight.

00:47:49.000 And that was a fight that he worked with Duke.

00:47:51.000 Duke is like such a smart polished striker that I think Tyron can only get better trained with him. 0.99

00:47:56.000 But at the end of the day, what's scary about that dude is always that fucking bum rush, man. 0.95

00:48:01.000 See, I think with Woodley that's what he has. 0.98

00:48:07.000 You know what I think?

00:48:09.000 I think you get better at everything.

00:48:11.000 I think that's it.

00:48:12.000 I don't think like saying, hey, the only way you can win this is a sprint.

00:48:14.000 I think that guy's getting better.

00:48:16.000 So you think he can up his cardio?

00:48:18.000 100%.

00:48:19.000 Really?

00:48:19.000 I think he changes his approach.

00:48:21.000 Changes his approach just slightly, be a little bit more efficient, and, you know, just know when to sprint, when not.

00:48:27.000 And I think that comes with the experience, too, don't you?

00:48:29.000 I agree.

00:48:29.000 He has a lot of fights, though.

00:48:30.000 He does have a lot of fights. 0.98

00:48:31.000 But, you know, coming into it as a wrestler, when you think about the actual amount of strike, here you see him, like, look how fast the fucking dude is. 0.99

00:48:38.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:48:38.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

00:48:39.000 I think when you look at his actual striking experience, though, it's not nearly as much as, say, his grappling experience. 1.00

00:48:46.000 100%.

00:48:46.000 You know, so he's got to catch up in a certain way.

00:48:48.000 That was a crazy fight.

00:48:49.000 Him and Kosciak, Jesus Christ.

00:48:51.000 That was the big one, the Jay Heron fight. 0.99

00:48:53.000 That was the one where you say, Jesus, if this dude's bum rushes you, you've got a fucking terrifying problem. 0.92

00:48:59.000 But then it didn't work in the Rory McDonald fight. 0.91

00:49:02.000 Rory McDonald figured out a way how to solve the riddle that is that big right hand and the bum rush.

00:49:07.000 Kept his hands up high and did that extension thing with his arms.

00:49:11.000 He was throwing a lot of jabs.

00:49:12.000 Rory's going to drag you in the later rounds. 1.00

00:49:14.000 Well, Rory avoided all the craziness.

00:49:16.000 He avoided all the craziness.

00:49:18.000 And that's Faraz, dude.

00:49:19.000 Faraz Sahabi.

00:49:20.000 He's a wizard. 0.99

00:49:21.000 He's a beast. 0.94

00:49:22.000 You ever see his breakdowns?

00:49:23.000 He breaks down fights and talks about technique and why guys are good at it.

00:49:27.000 He's one of my favorite guys on the planet.

00:49:28.000 I think as far as MMA coaches go, he's number one.

00:49:30.000 He's the best I've ever been around. 0.73

00:49:32.000 Well, Matt Hume's pretty goddamn good, too. 0.54

00:49:34.000 He's revolutionizing guard point. 0.89

00:49:40.000 Think about his guys.

00:49:43.000 GSP and then Roy McDonald.

00:49:45.000 He's had those guys since day one.

00:49:47.000 Well, there's a few guys right now that I think they're all in the mix.

00:49:50.000 I think your boy Mark Henry's in the mix.

00:49:52.000 For sure.

00:49:53.000 He's so underrated, that guy.

00:49:55.000 But he's all striking.

00:49:56.000 Like, for us, he's a black belt in jiu-jitsu, ridiculous kickboxer, great boxer.

00:50:02.000 I'm just talking about straight MMA coach. 0.95

00:50:04.000 Monster.

00:50:05.000 Didn't he wrestle in college, too?

00:50:07.000 He did something.

00:50:08.000 But you know what, dude? 1.00

00:50:09.000 How do you fuck with Matt Hume? 0.99

00:50:10.000 I mean, look at Matt Hume's best student. 1.00

00:50:12.000 His best student is pound for pound the best guy on the planet Earth today.

00:50:16.000 Mighty Mouse may be fighting guys that are small and they may be not the same sort of talent pool. 1.00

00:50:23.000 But you can't tell me John Dodson is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:50:26.000 John Dodson is a goddamn motherfucker and Mighty Mouse shut him down and did so in the most efficient and impressive way I've ever seen. 1.00

00:50:36.000 Mighty Mouse is top five. 1.00

00:50:37.000 Barely got hit.

00:50:37.000 He's not my number one.

00:50:38.000 He's top five.

00:50:38.000 Okay.

00:50:39.000 Well, you know, it's all subjective, right?

00:50:40.000 Oh, I agree.

00:50:41.000 But he's my number one.

00:50:42.000 I think he's the best.

00:50:43.000 And you watch Matt Hume and him work together.

00:50:45.000 You watch all the strategy that's involved and all the thinking and all the technique and the footwork.

00:50:50.000 100%.

00:50:51.000 Those two guys, man, you want to have a super team?

00:50:54.000 Jesus Christ.

00:50:55.000 Farras Ahabi and Matt Hume on the same team. 0.99

00:50:57.000 Well, what's impressive with Matt Hume is at that lighter weight, you have to be good at fucking everything. 0.99

00:51:04.000 No holes. 0.99

00:51:04.000 Zero holes. 0.99

00:51:05.000 And Mighty Mouse has that.

00:51:06.000 He's a black belt in everything.

00:51:08.000 World class in everything. 1.00

00:51:09.000 He's also so fucking sneaky, man. 0.99

00:51:12.000 He's so sneaky. 1.00

00:51:14.000 Like when he's moving on those dudes, like when I'm watching him move on dots and I'm like, this motherfucker and his footwork, like it's never the same beat. 0.99

00:51:24.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:51:25.000 It's not like one, two, one, two, one, two. 0.99

00:51:28.000 There's all this sporadic shit that your brain has to try to process. 0.95

00:51:33.000 And that's something that Feroz has talked about too, like overloading a dude's mind with possibilities. 0.97

00:51:39.000 And I think Feroz is really the only guy I've ever heard articulate it, but you can see it in the movements of Mighty Mouse.

00:51:44.000 That's clearly what they're trying to initiate.

00:51:46.000 Bro, let's talk about Chris Weidman needs to do something.

00:51:49.000 Mighty Mouse, we gotta figure something out.

00:51:52.000 We gotta figure something out.

00:51:54.000 We need a gimmick.

00:51:55.000 I don't know if he comes in with a cape.

00:51:58.000 We gotta do something, man.

00:51:59.000 We gotta figure something out.

00:52:01.000 I just hope if we keep talking about him, people will eventually figure it out.

00:52:04.000 So what's the big fight for Mighty Mouse?

00:52:06.000 Maybe Henry Cejudo?

00:52:07.000 Henry Cejudo's a big fight, but now Henry Cejudo says he won't fight in Vegas because of Nick Diaz.

00:52:12.000 And he doesn't even smoke weed.

00:52:14.000 He doesn't even smoke weed.

00:52:15.000 But for him, it's a matter of principle.

00:52:18.000 Every UFC fighter should do this. 0.95

00:52:19.000 You want to make a fucking change, just say, hey, we're not fighting in Vegas. 0.97

00:52:22.000 You think they'll change it? 1.00

00:52:22.000 Or they'll just say, fuck it? 1.00

00:52:24.000 I think they would. 1.00

00:52:24.000 There's so much money. 1.00

00:52:25.000 You think they're going to change it?

00:52:26.000 I do.

00:52:27.000 I think they're going to lose the lawsuit, first of all.

00:52:29.000 I'm pretty sure they're going to lose the lawsuit.

00:52:30.000 That lawsuit's for real.

00:52:31.000 They're gonna go.

00:52:31.000 Oh, 100%.

00:52:32.000 They can't let this happen.

00:52:33.000 And by the way, they've already lost when they had a lifetime ban on Vanderlei Silva.

00:52:37.000 They lost that.

00:52:38.000 You can't do that.

00:52:39.000 You can't give a guy a lifetime ban.

00:52:42.000 You can't callously take away a man's livelihood when he didn't even test positive.

00:52:47.000 I agree.

00:52:47.000 Vanderlei didn't do the right thing by avoiding the test.

00:52:51.000 He ran.

00:52:52.000 He ran.

00:52:52.000 We don't know what he was on.

00:52:54.000 We don't know what the situation was.

00:52:55.000 We know what he said.

00:52:57.000 Okay?

00:52:58.000 But all I'm saying is we lay it out.

00:52:59.000 I agree.

00:53:00.000 You have to punish him, for sure, right?

00:53:02.000 There has to be some sort of punishment.

00:53:04.000 But the idea of taking away the man's livelihood as a punishment for escaping a drug test that if he was positive for, would only get at the time, I think it was a nine-month suspension that was mandatory, right?

00:53:16.000 You can't do that.

00:53:17.000 It's insane.

00:53:18.000 That's a tyranny. 1.00

00:53:19.000 Don't you think just these fucks who check guys' piss and blood are the baddest dudes on the planet just trying to... 1.00

00:53:24.000 Flex their muscle. 1.00

00:53:25.000 They go home at night like, yeah, he's banned for life. 1.00

00:53:28.000 I fucked that dude. 1.00

00:53:29.000 Well, you know what it is, man? 1.00

00:53:30.000 I think it's the same problem that we have with cops in a lot of ways.

00:53:33.000 It becomes a game of trying to win.

00:53:36.000 When you hear about prosecutors, and when you hear about cops that are hiding evidence, and prosecutors that are avoiding evidence, or evidence that shows that the person that they're trying to convict may be innocent, you hear about those stories,

00:53:51.000 you go, how could someone do that?

00:53:52.000 It's an ego thing.

00:53:53.000 They do that also because they want the score.

00:53:55.000 They want to win.

00:53:56.000 Why do people cheat when it comes to card games or pool?

00:53:59.000 Yeah, you want to win.

00:54:00.000 They do it because they want to win.

00:54:02.000 It becomes a score thing.

00:54:03.000 And when you're arresting people, it becomes a score. 1.00

00:54:06.000 It's so fucked up, man. 1.00

00:54:07.000 Yeah, it's fucking terrible. 1.00

00:54:08.000 Think about if all the fighters got together like, you know what? 0.99

00:54:11.000 You want to treat our boy Nick Diaz like this? 0.99

00:54:13.000 We're not fucking fighting in Vegas. 0.99

00:54:14.000 But the big dogs do this. 1.00

00:54:17.000 Connor, Rhonda, fucking Kane. 0.99

00:54:19.000 We're like, until you change this, until you change us, we're not coming there. 1.00

00:54:24.000 Guaranteed, we see fucking change really, really fast. 0.93

00:54:27.000 A lot of people were disappointed in something Mighty Mouse said earlier this week. 0.98

00:54:29.000 I didn't read the quote, though.

00:54:30.000 He said he would fight.

00:54:31.000 But there was a quote that people were upset about, a very particular quote.

00:54:36.000 I don't remember what it was.

00:54:37.000 I don't know what it was.

00:54:38.000 I want to paraphrase it.

00:54:41.000 Can we get Mighty Mouse a PR guy something?

00:54:44.000 I don't know what's wrong, man. 0.99

00:54:45.000 Can we get Conor McGregor in his ear or some shit? 0.99

00:54:47.000 I don't know what's wrong. 1.00

00:54:48.000 What about that case where those kids in Paradise Lost, they get accused of murdering these boys in the woods because they thought the dumbass cops in the small town, they thought it was a satanic ritual because they're The animals would come and they eat the balls and they eat the dick. 0.99

00:55:04.000 Oh, the documentary? 1.00

00:55:05.000 You're talking about a documentary?

00:55:05.000 Yeah, that documentary, Paradise Lost.

00:55:07.000 You gotta see this in three parts. 0.98

00:55:09.000 Oh, the animals would eat the balls and dicks, so they thought that these guys ate the balls? 0.99

00:55:12.000 Satanic! 1.00

00:55:12.000 The Satanic! 1.00

00:55:13.000 So they went to the high school and found the goth kids and fucking prosecuted them. 0.99

00:55:17.000 So what happened to the boys? 0.99

00:55:18.000 They were in jail for like 17, 20 years. 0.99

00:55:20.000 No, the boys who got their dicks eaten. 0.99

00:55:22.000 How'd they die? 1.00

00:55:22.000 They ended up... 1.00

00:55:24.000 They got their dicks eaten off! 1.00

00:55:25.000 They got murdered. 1.00

00:55:26.000 They got murdered, but they went after the goth We're good to go. 1.00

00:55:53.000 There was so much pressure with the Supreme Court that they didn't want to lose so bad that they said, hey, we'll let you guys out of prison right now, but you got to admit that you did it.

00:56:02.000 Wow.

00:56:03.000 Instead of dragging on another couple years, they let them out as long as they...

00:56:10.000 Admitted that they did it.

00:56:11.000 Yeah.

00:56:11.000 Oh my God.

00:56:13.000 So they got them off the hook and then they let them out.

00:56:15.000 They still won.

00:56:15.000 They got a conviction.

00:56:16.000 That was the most important thing.

00:56:19.000 By the way, George Roop is in the middle of fighting Mitsugaki right now.

00:56:22.000 Four minutes, 22 seconds into the first round. 0.99

00:56:23.000 It's a fucking scrap so far. 0.99

00:56:25.000 Bro, I haven't seen George Roop fight in a grip. 0.99

00:56:27.000 Did I just miss something?

00:56:29.000 Mitsugaki, did he have a fight after the Dominick Cruz fight?

00:56:32.000 No, I don't think so.

00:56:33.000 Dominick Cruz made him take a vacation.

00:56:35.000 Murphed him.

00:56:36.000 Straight vacation.

00:56:36.000 It's time to just lay back.

00:56:38.000 Just fucking chill out, huh? 1.00

00:56:38.000 Figure out what the fuck just happened. 1.00

00:56:40.000 I hear ya. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Dominic Cruz came out like a wildebeest.

00:56:43.000 Sight in TJ. Dillashaw, that's a fight.

00:56:45.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:56:45.000 That's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:56:46.000 I hope he stays healthy. 1.00

00:56:47.000 I hope his knee doesn't fall off. 0.96

00:56:49.000 He's a beast, dude. 0.93

00:56:51.000 He came running like some sort of a wild animal at him. 0.75

00:56:54.000 I mean, that was what it was like. 0.99

00:56:55.000 He beat the fuck out of him. 0.99

00:56:57.000 Like a Tasmanian devil swarmed on him. 0.99

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, and then after when I was talking to him, he's like, dude, I barely even remember the fight.

00:57:04.000 He just saw red.

00:57:05.000 He just went into the zone, like immediately into the zone.

00:57:08.000 See, one of the things I like about Dominic specifically is the way he thinks about fighting.

00:57:13.000 And you see that when he does the UFC analyst position, when he starts talking about, like, especially post-fight breakdowns of what guys did wrong.

00:57:21.000 And he's really, really aware of, like, movement and technique, very, very on top of the sport, you know, constantly.

00:57:30.000 Yes, him and D.C. are probably the two smartest guys I know about the sport.

00:57:33.000 As far as current fighters talking about the sport, you listen to Dominick Cruz talk, you're like, Jesus Christ.

00:57:39.000 Like, he was helping Chael out before.

00:57:40.000 I forget who Chael was going to fight, but we were working out together, and he was discussing these angles and his footwork.

00:57:46.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, he has his PhD in footwork.

00:57:50.000 Yeah, he's a wizard. 0.99

00:57:50.000 And I think he opened up a lot of guys' eyes as to how frustrating that shit was. 0.99

00:57:55.000 You know, I think a lot of people, you know, he's one of those, there's these innovators, these fighters that will take, like, these steps. 0.99

00:58:01.000 And when they take these steps, like, you see everybody else go, oh, okay.

00:58:06.000 It's a copycat league.

00:58:07.000 Oh, for sure.

00:58:08.000 Well, as a sport, I mean, I think the sport is still, first of all, there's more variables, I think, in mixed martial arts than there are in any other combat sport by far, right?

00:58:16.000 We could easily agree to that.

00:58:18.000 And I think that just the unique demands of combat sports, the ability to keep your emotions in check, and to deal with getting your fucking bell rung, getting blasted while you're in there, those variables, there's so many. 0.80

00:58:29.000 And then, the different ways you can fight. 0.95

00:58:32.000 The fact that you can take a fight to the ground, the fact that you have to avoid a guy trying to take you to the ground, the fact that while you're thinking about the guy trying to take you to the ground, he can punch you in the face, because you're looking for it.

00:58:40.000 There's so many variables going on.

00:58:41.000 We're not even remotely done with figuring out what's the best way to do this thing.

00:58:45.000 I don't know if we ever will be.

00:58:47.000 I don't think we ever will.

00:58:47.000 I think it's constantly evolving.

00:58:49.000 Just jiu-jitsu alone, you don't have enough time to master at all.

00:58:53.000 There's too many techniques in jiu-jitsu to master.

00:58:56.000 You add the wrestling, and then you add the kickboxing.

00:58:58.000 And body type.

00:59:00.000 And certain body types.

00:59:01.000 Sure.

00:59:01.000 The Haja Gracie body, right?

00:59:03.000 Arguably the best, right?

00:59:04.000 That's the best body for the long, strong guys.

00:59:07.000 His striking's getting better, right?

00:59:09.000 Haja Gracie? 0.96

00:59:10.000 It seems like, I don't know if he's still fighting, but his last fight, he won, and it looked like his jab.

00:59:16.000 Did he decide to stop doing MMA? I think so, yeah, he's focusing on Jiu-Jitsu.

00:59:21.000 Did he?

00:59:21.000 Yeah, I think he decided.

00:59:22.000 He won his last fight and then just said, fuck it? 1.00

00:59:24.000 I think so. 1.00

00:59:24.000 I'm not positively retired, but I know he's doing way more Jiu-Jitsu. 1.00

00:59:28.000 It seemed like his striking was finally coming together.

00:59:30.000 One of the nicest guys ever.

00:59:32.000 Good footwork and good jab.

00:59:34.000 Good dude.

00:59:35.000 I'm a big fan.

00:59:35.000 I'm a big fan of his jiu-jitsu too.

00:59:37.000 But you know who impressed the shit out of me in the Neil Magni fight is Damian Maia.

00:59:42.000 I was like, Jesus Christ. 0.95

00:59:44.000 Christ, he's a boa constrictor.

00:59:46.000 I mean, I knew it from the Rick Story fight.

00:59:48.000 I saw in the Rick Story fight, I'm like, this is like a next level constrictor. 0.89

00:59:52.000 You know, especially when he gets down to 170, he's a big ass 170. At 185, he was like a good size.

00:59:59.000 He wasn't like undersized.

01:00:00.000 But at 170, you can tell that with his technique and then the strength and leverage, the long limbs advantage that he's having...

01:00:08.000 He's on a tear right now.

01:00:10.000 Super tear.

01:00:10.000 But it's the way he took the back, and then when I talked to him about it afterwards, after the fight, he was talking about the adjustments that he had to make to get Neil Magny's back and to finish him off because of how he was defending.

01:00:21.000 I'm like, guys, he's on a very, very high level.

01:00:23.000 Super high level.

01:00:26.000 I can't think of a worse matchup for Neil.

01:00:28.000 Then Neil took that fight against Eric Silva and then won that fight, so he's back on track.

01:00:32.000 The Eric Silva fight was a good fight.

01:00:33.000 It was weird.

01:00:34.000 It was weird to see Eric Silva look like that, right?

01:00:37.000 A lot of people had questions about the way he looked physically.

01:00:42.000 This is just something we're going to have to deal with in the middle of this drug testing environment now.

01:00:48.000 Everyone's under suspicion, right?

01:00:49.000 When you come in and your body looks radically different than it did before, Immediately people are going to suspect.

01:00:54.000 Don't you think people have the right to suspect?

01:00:56.000 For sure.

01:00:57.000 Is there steroids in boxing?

01:00:59.000 Yeah.

01:00:59.000 You serious?

01:01:00.000 Yeah.

01:01:00.000 Well, they haven't figured out how to clean.

01:01:03.000 Boxing's been around for 7,000 years and they haven't figured out how to keep that together. 0.99

01:01:07.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:01:08.000 Let me tell you something right now. 0.99

01:01:09.000 Let me tell you something right now.

01:01:10.000 The amount of testing that the UFC fighters go through is above and beyond anything you ever see ever in boxing.

01:01:18.000 Ever.

01:01:19.000 Unless you get a Floyd Mayweather, Manny Pacquiao type situation where they agree.

01:01:23.000 Then it's similar.

01:01:23.000 They agree to water testing.

01:01:25.000 Yeah.

01:01:25.000 But even in that one, we found out that Floyd took an IV. Yeah.

01:01:29.000 Bro, you're not allowed to take an IV. Without getting it cleared.

01:01:32.000 In boxing?

01:01:33.000 Yes.

01:01:33.000 Really?

01:01:34.000 With under the U.S. anti-doping agency rules because you can use an IV and the IV can mask the use of any sort of steroid you're on.

01:01:41.000 Yeah.

01:01:42.000 Bro, you ever seen Evander Holyfield back in the day?

01:01:44.000 That was steroids?

01:01:45.000 He could have won like third in Mr. Olympia. 1.00

01:01:47.000 He's fucking jacked. 0.99

01:01:48.000 Well, when he went up from Cruiserweight. 1.00

01:01:49.000 And he got tested positive. 0.64

01:01:50.000 He didn't test positive, but he got linked to a steroid clinic under the name like Boley Holyfield or some bullshit. 0.97

01:01:58.000 You think Tyson ever fucked with that? 1.00

01:01:59.000 He got fucked. 0.99

01:02:00.000 What about Tyson? 1.00

01:02:00.000 What do you think? 1.00

01:02:01.000 What do I think?

01:02:02.000 If I had to bet my entire life savings on it?

01:02:05.000 100%.

01:02:05.000 But I don't know for sure.

01:02:06.000 Who knows?

01:02:07.000 I know professional sports.

01:02:08.000 I'll tell you what, though, man.

01:02:09.000 When Tyson came out of jail, remember when we saw Jack Tyson? 0.98

01:02:12.000 Damn, Michigaki just cracked George Rupert. 0.99

01:02:14.000 Two big shots. 0.99

01:02:15.000 Remember Jack Tyson?

01:02:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:17.000 When Tyson fought, was it Kevin Ferguson?

01:02:19.000 Was that his first opponent right out of jail?

01:02:20.000 Is that what his name?

01:02:21.000 Kevin something?

01:02:22.000 Ferguson, that's right.

01:02:23.000 Is that right?

01:02:24.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:02:24.000 I feel like it's wrong.

01:02:25.000 There was an Irish guy.

01:02:27.000 Tony Ferguson?

01:02:28.000 No, no, no.

01:02:28.000 Who was the Irish guy that he fought the first time out of jail?

01:02:31.000 I want to say Jake O'Brien.

01:02:32.000 God, I feel like Ferguson's right.

01:02:33.000 Peter McNeely.

01:02:34.000 What's that?

01:02:34.000 Peter McNeely.

01:02:35.000 That's it.

01:02:35.000 Jake O'Brien is a guy who fought in the UFC. What am I talking about?

01:02:38.000 Yeah, he is.

01:02:38.000 Light heavyweight.

01:02:39.000 Yeah.

01:02:39.000 And heavy.

01:02:40.000 Yeah, Peter McNeely.

01:02:41.000 When Tyson fought Peter McNeely, did you ever see what he looked like from that fight?

01:02:44.000 Jamie, pull up a picture of Mike Tyson versus Peter McNeely.

01:02:47.000 Fresh out of prison?

01:02:48.000 He looked like a bodybuilder.

01:02:50.000 Looked like a bodybuilder.

01:02:51.000 Enjoy that fight.

01:02:52.000 Radical six pack. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Fucking super buff. 0.99

01:02:55.000 So he was getting good nutrition in jail. 1.00

01:02:58.000 Everyone gets swole like that in jail. 1.00

01:03:00.000 From those fucking three square meals a day. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Terrible food they give you apparently. 1.00

01:03:07.000 Who the fuck would sign up for that fight? 0.99

01:03:09.000 That's like fighting Jon Jones out of jail or prison. 0.99

01:03:12.000 Enjoy that. 1.00

01:03:13.000 It's gonna be a motherfucker. 0.99

01:03:15.000 Also, the amount of people that were paying attention to that because they felt like Mike Tyson got railroaded. 0.99

01:03:20.000 That was a questionable decision, what had happened to him.

01:03:25.000 And the lawyers...

01:03:28.000 Sort of strategy for dealing with the case was that the girl should have known. 0.64

01:03:32.000 She should have known where she was going.

01:03:34.000 At 3 a.m., no hotel room?

01:03:35.000 Yeah, that she should have known, but also she should have known because of the guy that Mike is.

01:03:39.000 Like, their strategy was to, like, make it look like he was just a bad guy.

01:03:43.000 Look, you should know.

01:03:44.000 He's out there merking dudes, you know?

01:03:46.000 Watch the Marvis Fraser fight and expect, what do you think's going to happen when you get alone with that guy? 0.99

01:03:51.000 What the fuck do you think was happening? 1.00

01:03:53.000 You know he has that big old dick coming up to the hotel room. 1.00

01:03:56.000 And that was essentially their strategy, the lawyer's strategy. 1.00

01:03:58.000 And that shit just didn't work. 1.00

01:04:00.000 The judge was like, get the fuck out of here with this. 1.00

01:04:03.000 But the girl had apparently, allegedly, she had a false rape accusation already before the Tyson. 0.98

01:04:11.000 So it's her thing. 1.00

01:04:12.000 So it wasn't, you know, look man, some of these people out there in this wild world are crazy as fuck. 1.00

01:04:18.000 It's tough, man. 0.99

01:04:18.000 You don't know? 0.99

01:04:18.000 You never know. 0.99

01:04:19.000 If Joey Diaz was Mike Tyson's lawyer, what would that sound like? 1.00

01:04:23.000 Listen, cocksucker, everybody knows you're a fucking creep. 1.00

01:04:26.000 You're out there banging bitches. 1.00

01:04:27.000 You're showing your giant dick to the fucking general public. 1.00

01:04:31.000 You're gonna plead the fifth. 1.00

01:04:33.000 I'm gonna fucking talk for you. 1.00

01:04:35.000 Listen, Mike, you're the baddest of all time. 0.99

01:04:38.000 We're gonna get you out of this.

01:04:39.000 The girl should've known! 0.99

01:04:41.000 Should've known!

01:04:42.000 It's 3 o'clock in the morning. 1.00

01:04:43.000 The fuck do you think you're here for? 1.00

01:04:45.000 We're gonna read books. 1.00

01:04:46.000 What are we gonna do?

01:04:47.000 We're gonna hold hands. 1.00

01:04:48.000 We're gonna break out the fucking Ouija board and conjure up your grandmother. 1.00

01:04:52.000 Suck the dick! 1.00

01:04:53.000 I got you in a fucking hotel room. 1.00

01:04:56.000 It's a limo ride. 1.00

01:04:58.000 You ate lobster?

01:04:59.000 You ate lobster.

01:05:00.000 Did you eat lobster? 1.00

01:05:01.000 Well, you suck dick. 1.00

01:05:02.000 You eat lobster, you suck dick. 1.00

01:05:07.000 Guaranteed. 1.00

01:05:07.000 I buy crystal because you're my friend. 1.00

01:05:11.000 Come on. 0.99

01:05:12.000 So she claimed he just straight raped her. 0.99

01:05:15.000 I don't know what the exact claim was.

01:05:17.000 It's a while ago.

01:05:19.000 I really shouldn't be even saying what the evidence was because I barely remember.

01:05:23.000 But there was something similar to...

01:05:27.000 She had come up to the room, she had taken off her panty shield in the bathroom, and they were saying, like, that says that she was getting ready for sex, which doesn't necessarily mean that. 0.99

01:05:36.000 It could mean she didn't need it anymore, it was funky, she took a leak, she wanted to take it out of her vagina, that's what the garbage is for. 1.00

01:05:42.000 You know? 1.00

01:05:43.000 I don't know.

01:05:43.000 I don't have one of those.

01:05:44.000 Yeah, I don't know either, but...

01:05:46.000 But...

01:05:47.000 So far, yeah.

01:05:48.000 There was no...

01:05:49.000 I don't think there was anything that, you know, could have...

01:05:56.000 I don't think there's anything that could have been done while it was going on to make it...

01:06:02.000 If you're not there, right, to make it accurate, if you're not there, if you're not the woman or you're not the man, when you're describing something that happens, when someone's alleging that someone raped you... 0.88

01:06:12.000 You kind of fuck when you're Mike Tyson, you accuse him of rape, because we're all like, yeah, I can see it, but did he do it? 0.98

01:06:17.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:06:18.000 I don't know either.

01:06:19.000 And I think that whenever...

01:06:20.000 The court says he did.

01:06:20.000 The court said he did, and they put him away.

01:06:23.000 He still says he didn't.

01:06:24.000 And I think, like, I don't know.

01:06:26.000 I don't know. 0.82

01:06:29.000 When you find out that someone had already gotten off of a false rape accusation, that doesn't necessarily mean that they can't get raped still.

01:06:39.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:06:39.000 True, but it means bitches be crazy. 1.00

01:06:41.000 But it would be like a crazy cry wolf, right? 0.99

01:06:44.000 Bitches do be crazy, but who knows what the original circumstance was. 1.00

01:06:47.000 And she was really young at the time, too. 0.99

01:06:49.000 She's super hot, too. 1.00

01:06:49.000 So you never know. 1.00

01:06:50.000 Maybe she was dating some other animal or something.

01:06:53.000 Who knows?

01:06:53.000 But I tell you, you're guilty right away, especially in the public.

01:06:56.000 If you're an athlete, big dude, scary dude, you're guilty right away.

01:06:59.000 How about the scariest boxer of all time?

01:07:02.000 I mean, Mike Tyson in his prime was the scariest boxer of all time.

01:07:05.000 Scariest dude of all time.

01:07:06.000 Hands down.

01:07:07.000 No one came close. 1.00

01:07:08.000 When he would go in there with that towel cut off, no fucking socks on. 0.99

01:07:12.000 I was scared at home. 1.00

01:07:13.000 Jesus Christ, he was a monster. 1.00

01:07:16.000 But anyway, who knows what the fuck happened. 1.00

01:07:18.000 That was my point. 0.95

01:07:18.000 But anyway, when he got out of jail... 0.95

01:07:20.000 Pull up that picture, Jamie.

01:07:21.000 Did you get that picture?

01:07:23.000 I was close.

01:07:24.000 You were close?

01:07:27.000 He's so shredded, dude. 1.00

01:07:28.000 Bro, that motherfucker Fedor's on some shit right now. 1.00

01:07:30.000 You seen him? 1.00

01:07:31.000 How dare you? 1.00

01:07:31.000 I'm not saying he's on some shit. 1.00

01:07:32.000 I'm saying he's on that prison workout program, bro. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Oh, is that what he's on?

01:07:36.000 Yeah, he's jacked.

01:07:37.000 He's getting three square meals a day.

01:07:40.000 Oh, hell no.

01:07:41.000 Jesus Christ.

01:07:43.000 Oh, hell no.

01:07:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:44.000 Go full screen with that picture.

01:07:47.000 Oh my god.

01:07:48.000 Why did you say Tyson got prison officer pregnant? 1.00

01:07:51.000 Damn straight he did. 1.00

01:07:52.000 Look at that fucking monster. 1.00

01:07:53.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:07:55.000 That could be some bullshit. 0.98

01:07:56.000 Go to that visit page, please. 0.95

01:07:58.000 Let's find out that visit page.

01:08:00.000 No, what am I, TMZ? I don't even want to read that.

01:08:03.000 Of course he did.

01:08:05.000 Go back to the photo. 1.00

01:08:06.000 Fuck, I don't want to hear this story. 0.99

01:08:07.000 I don't want to give it the time of day. 1.00

01:08:10.000 I want to admire his body. 1.00

01:08:12.000 Damn, he fucked a prison guard. 1.00

01:08:14.000 Of course he did. 1.00

01:08:15.000 That's always in rap videos.

01:08:18.000 Like, that was Tupac, right?

01:08:19.000 Wasn't that one of Tupac?

01:08:20.000 Wouldn't I get free?

01:08:21.000 Yeah, dog.

01:08:22.000 Remember he was talking about the girl, the prison lady? 1.00

01:08:25.000 The two guys who escaped the prison earlier this year, they were fucking the prison guard. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Yeah, you can't have girls. 1.00

01:08:30.000 Now you gotta honeydick them in and give them your keys to get out.

01:08:33.000 The body on Tyson.

01:08:34.000 Jesus Christ.

01:08:38.000 Is that the optimum look, though, when you're fighting?

01:08:42.000 For him it was.

01:08:43.000 Especially how explosive he was.

01:08:45.000 For that fight.

01:08:46.000 Kevin McNeely was out of his league. 0.99

01:08:48.000 You know the Japanese anime where there's girls that are cops and detectives going after criminals and the criminals always fuck them? 1.00

01:08:55.000 You ever see that? 0.98

01:08:56.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:08:57.000 Yeah, that's like the theme of it. 0.92

01:08:59.000 They're always going after him, and they almost catch him, they catch him, he seduces her, he fucks her, and he escapes, and she's constantly trying to... 1.00

01:09:05.000 Well, you know, that's gotta happen, right? 0.99

01:09:07.000 The female cops and, like, super gangster dudes who have tons of money and big dicks. 1.00

01:09:11.000 You think this happens in real life? 0.99

01:09:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:13.000 Yeah, especially...

01:09:14.000 All those cartoons are based on, uh, inspired by real events.

01:09:17.000 A situation like the girl has to go undercover. 1.00

01:09:21.000 And then, you know, while she's undercover, she falls in love.

01:09:24.000 So I don't know what happened.

01:09:26.000 I don't know what happened.

01:09:28.000 She tries to pull the card at the end and arrest him, but she can't do it.

01:09:33.000 The end of the episode is the same. 1.00

01:09:36.000 She almost has him, and then he just fucking talks her into sucking his dick. 1.00

01:09:41.000 What is up with those weird Japanese anime ones where they have octopuses? 1.00

01:09:46.000 They all have, like, octopuses. 1.00

01:09:47.000 They're getting fucked by, like, multiple armed animals and shit. 1.00

01:09:50.000 What is all that about? 1.00

01:09:52.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:09:52.000 This is a cartoon?

01:09:53.000 This is real life.

01:09:54.000 No, anime.

01:09:55.000 Right, you know what I'm talking about, right?

01:09:57.000 Yeah, but I don't know why.

01:09:58.000 Why?

01:09:59.000 What is that about, right? 1.00

01:09:59.000 They fuck octopus? 1.00

01:10:00.000 Well, yeah. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Is it just tentacles? 0.97

01:10:02.000 Is it tentacle porn? 0.91

01:10:03.000 Is that what they call it?

01:10:03.000 Yeah, I'll pull something up so you can see.

01:10:05.000 They love sushi, man.

01:10:06.000 That's funny, because for the last couple of days, I've been really into going on YouTube and just watching intelligent octopus documentaries where they test their intelligence.

01:10:16.000 Do you know that... 0.97

01:10:18.000 Off the coast of Washington, they have a problem with, there's certain areas that they have a problem with in the water, where an octopus attack you, and they got it on film, like attacking these divers and shit. 0.99

01:10:30.000 I love octopus, man. 0.97

01:10:31.000 Have you heard of this?

01:10:32.000 Well, they're predatory.

01:10:33.000 Have you ever seen the video of them eating sharks?

01:10:35.000 No. 0.99

01:10:36.000 Damn, like a giant squid or something? 0.99

01:10:37.000 Pull up the video of octopus kills a shark because there was a problem that they had with this aquarium where these sharks were dying and they thought that like someone was stealing the sharks or they thought that maybe like one of the other sharks was killing the sharks. 1.00

01:10:53.000 They couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on. 0.99

01:10:55.000 So they set up a camera, and in the hidden camera they found out that octopuses are gangster as fuck. 1.00

01:11:01.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:11:02.000 They're so smart! 1.00

01:11:03.000 It's incredible!

01:11:04.000 They hide in these rocks, and they pretend to be the color of the rock.

01:11:08.000 They can change their color to look like their background.

01:11:11.000 Like, they camouflage themselves. 0.99

01:11:12.000 And while this shark is swimming by, the octopus just fucking explodes out and grabs him and eats him alive. 1.00

01:11:20.000 That's one of those bullshit sharks, though. 1.00

01:11:22.000 Well, it's a small shark, but it's just, when you put these motherfuckers in captivity, the sharks don't give a shit. 1.00

01:11:28.000 As long as they have food, they're kind of dumb. 1.00

01:11:31.000 But octopuses are not dumb. 1.00

01:11:33.000 Octopus are smart as fuck. 1.00

01:11:34.000 I love a good octopus, man. 1.00

01:11:35.000 Octopi.

01:11:36.000 Yeah, I love them.

01:11:36.000 I think you're supposed to say octopi.

01:11:37.000 Might be one of my favorite animals.

01:11:39.000 Does it actually capture on film?

01:11:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:41.000 It's awesome. 1.00

01:11:41.000 He's about to murk this fucking sissy shark. 1.00

01:11:43.000 I think I've seen this, but the footage ain't that good. 1.00

01:11:46.000 It's not bad, dude.

01:11:48.000 Once they knew that the octopus was doing this, they set up all sorts of cameras. 0.99

01:11:51.000 You see how they edit this shit? 1.00

01:11:53.000 They edit it? 1.00

01:11:54.000 I bet...

01:11:54.000 I mean, that was probably taken three weeks before.

01:11:57.000 Well, you gotta edit it, though. 0.99

01:11:57.000 Well, I think both scenes are probably bullshit. 0.99

01:12:01.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:12:01.000 Like, all this other stuff? 1.00

01:12:02.000 Like, all this stuff?

01:12:03.000 This is like...

01:12:04.000 We gotta build a story.

01:12:06.000 Eddie Bravo knows a little bit too much about the business.

01:12:09.000 You know a little too much about the business.

01:12:10.000 Anytime I watch a Discovery Channel, I'm like, how do they get the cameras all over this?

01:12:14.000 They're weaving a story?

01:12:16.000 How many cameras?

01:12:17.000 How did they get the camera in the water like that? 1.00

01:12:19.000 Eddie Bravo can't watch a fucking superhero movie. 0.99

01:12:22.000 It's like, come on. 1.00

01:12:22.000 You know he's going to win. 1.00

01:12:23.000 He always wins.

01:12:25.000 Like, why would you watch it if you know what's going to happen at the end?

01:12:27.000 Why would you watch it?

01:12:28.000 Do you think he's going to lose?

01:12:29.000 Did you think he was going to die?

01:12:30.000 At the end was over.

01:12:31.000 Were you shocked?

01:12:32.000 Were you surprised?

01:12:32.000 Like, whoa, the good guy won.

01:12:34.000 The good guy always wins.

01:12:35.000 I want the bad guy to win.

01:12:36.000 Why can't the bad guy win?

01:12:37.000 I want the bad guy to win once.

01:12:38.000 I like Narcos.

01:12:39.000 That's what I want to watch.

01:12:40.000 I want to watch Narcos.

01:12:41.000 Watch, watch, watch.

01:12:41.000 This is it.

01:12:42.000 Bitch, come here. 1.00

01:12:44.000 Little bitch-ass shark. 1.00

01:12:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:12:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:47.000 He just squeezes the life out of him.

01:12:49.000 Jacked him. 1.00

01:12:50.000 Well, their tentacles, man, their tentacles are not just strong as fuck, but the suction cups have prongs. 1.00

01:12:58.000 They reach out and cling and rip things apart. 1.00

01:13:01.000 It's not as simple as those are just soft suctions. 1.00

01:13:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:13:06.000 Shit! 1.00

01:13:07.000 Don't they have a hook, Joe? 1.00

01:13:08.000 Don't they have a hook in their mouth? 1.00

01:13:10.000 And if they lose a leg, their leg just grows right back. 0.97

01:13:13.000 They're so gangster.

01:13:14.000 And they have eyeballs that are really effective, but they're so different than ours, it's like a completely different branch of the evolutionary chain.

01:13:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:26.000 Ain't that a bitch if you're a shark? 1.00

01:13:28.000 Yeah, what's crazy is when they're born from day one, they're on their own. 1.00

01:13:32.000 So that's why they're so skittish and they hide all the time.

01:13:34.000 But if you raise octopus in an environment where they don't have anything to fear, they go right up to you.

01:13:41.000 And there's these octopus in this cove.

01:13:43.000 I'm watching all these documentaries.

01:13:44.000 There's this octopus in this cove where they're not afraid at all. 1.00

01:13:48.000 You go into the water, they come right up to you and look you right in the fucking eye. 0.99

01:13:51.000 They go right up to you and swim around and check you out. 1.00

01:13:54.000 They're not scared as shit. 0.99

01:13:55.000 But in the wild, since day one they're by themselves, their mothers don't raise them, they're just skittish and they're just hiding and shit all the time. 0.99

01:14:02.000 Well I think when they come in contact with people too, if they have any sort of means of communication, they would let them know that people are dangerous. 0.95

01:14:10.000 If they are really smart, I don't know how smart octopus are. 0.67

01:14:15.000 Crazy smart.

01:14:16.000 I know, right?

01:14:16.000 I don't know how much information they can transfer to each other.

01:14:20.000 There's all these videos of them doing, they learn really, really quick.

01:14:25.000 They'll take an octopus, a wild octopus, they'll put it in an aquarium, and then they put a crab in some glass container where they can see the crab and they can't fish. 0.96

01:14:33.000 Figure out how to fucking get the crab.

01:14:35.000 But then, in the next container, they have an octopus that knows exactly how to get him. 0.99

01:14:40.000 So the fucking octopus is watching the other one open shit up, and he's right there, and the octopus is like all excited, going like this, going, oh shit, I know how to do it. 0.99

01:14:51.000 So then they give him another fucking crab in this glass container, and that octopus just goes. 1.00

01:14:59.000 Quick! 1.00

01:15:00.000 You wick!

01:15:01.000 It's crazy!

01:15:03.000 Dude!

01:15:05.000 Can you look up octopus attacks human?

01:15:07.000 They got an octopus on a cop on a diver's head!

01:15:11.000 On a diver's head! 1.00

01:15:14.000 Octopus attacks human.

01:15:17.000 That's way scarier than a shark. 1.00

01:15:20.000 I'd rip the fuck out of an octopus. 0.99

01:15:23.000 I would rather be in the water with a shark than a killer octopus. 1.00

01:15:26.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:15:28.000 A killer octopus? 1.00

01:15:29.000 You're in too deep into this octopus.

01:15:31.000 No, no, no.

01:15:31.000 How big would the octopus be before you start freaking out?

01:15:34.000 We're talking about a giant squid, like Moby Dick squid here?

01:15:37.000 You'd have to start getting nervous at a certain weight.

01:15:39.000 No, no, octopus.

01:15:39.000 But here's the thing.

01:15:40.000 200 pound octopus, I'm out.

01:15:42.000 Okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:15:43.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:15:44.000 Fuck that, dude. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Especially in the water, it wouldn't even take that much. 1.00

01:15:47.000 It wouldn't even take a 70 pound octopus.

01:15:48.000 I'm talking about like that thing.

01:15:50.000 I'm talking about like...

01:15:50.000 Look at what you're saying.

01:15:52.000 He's on his head.

01:15:52.000 In the water.

01:15:53.000 He's on his head.

01:15:54.000 Look. 0.95

01:15:54.000 If you're in the water, okay, a really big one, like a 50, 60 pounder, could kill you. 0.95

01:16:00.000 It's real possible.

01:16:01.000 I guess he could drag me.

01:16:02.000 They could drag you and they could bite your tank. 0.99

01:16:05.000 They could bite your neck. 0.99

01:16:07.000 They have beaks, dude. 1.00

01:16:08.000 I mean, they can tear flesh apart.

01:16:10.000 They're not fast.

01:16:10.000 Are you watching?

01:16:10.000 They're not fast.

01:16:11.000 You're right.

01:16:12.000 They're not fast.

01:16:12.000 But if you got caught up in one of these in a tangle...

01:16:17.000 In the water, how are you going to swim?

01:16:19.000 How are you going to swim away?

01:16:20.000 What if it cuts your cable? 0.98

01:16:22.000 If it's that smart and it cuts your scuba cable, you're a dead man. 0.58

01:16:25.000 For sure. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Unless you can get to a knife and start stabbing that thing in the head. 1.00

01:16:30.000 There's a human getting attacked on this and you guys are watching. 0.99

01:16:34.000 You guys are discussing what would happen and they're showing you what's happened.

01:16:38.000 He's taking off his mask.

01:16:40.000 He's taking off his mask.

01:16:41.000 He jumped on his mask.

01:16:42.000 This is in Washington, dude.

01:16:44.000 Look at him.

01:16:44.000 Dude, I'm telling you, look at this.

01:16:46.000 Meanwhile, the camera guy's not helping.

01:16:47.000 This guy's getting jacked.

01:16:49.000 Look at this. 0.77

01:16:49.000 But look at him yanking off. 0.77

01:16:50.000 Yeah, but he's got to be careful, right?

01:16:52.000 Oh my god. 0.77

01:16:53.000 That's a big-ass act. 0.95

01:16:54.000 I'm not talking about one of these Moby Dick squids. 0.97

01:16:56.000 How deep was he in there?

01:16:59.000 Dude, this isn't...

01:17:00.000 They have a problem in Washington off the coast.

01:17:03.000 An octopus at attack.

01:17:05.000 How many people have died?

01:17:05.000 Look at this.

01:17:06.000 Look at the beak.

01:17:07.000 See? 1.00

01:17:07.000 See the fucking beak? 1.00

01:17:08.000 I'm not worried about octopus, bro. 1.00

01:17:10.000 That's a bad B movie, right?

01:17:11.000 Like some bunch of 20-year-olds go camping off the coast of Washington.

01:17:15.000 Jamie, rewind that because it's like that thing from the movie Alien.

01:17:19.000 Look at the tongue that comes out.

01:17:20.000 Look at this.

01:17:21.000 Meanwhile, the whole boy's on the screen crying his eyes out right now.

01:17:24.000 Dude, they might be aliens.

01:17:25.000 They might be aliens.

01:17:27.000 Or they might live in the ocean.

01:17:30.000 I'm gonna go with Joe on this one.

01:17:33.000 They're right there.

01:17:37.000 They're animals from another planet. 0.72

01:17:39.000 Yeah, this guy's getting jacked.

01:17:40.000 I think it was just trying to test him.

01:17:42.000 But, you know, they found these fossil remains of what they think was an enormous one.

01:17:47.000 The problem is when these things die, we don't know how big they used to be.

01:17:51.000 You know, we know Megalodon existed, but we know that basically because of his jaw.

01:17:55.000 We don't know how big their beaks were, and there's times they can't find their bodies because their bodies deteriorate, but they have fossilized remains of enormous suction cups in an octopus's tentacle formation that they think indicates those mysteries of the kraken,

01:18:13.000 where they would talk about this enormous fucking octopus that could take down a ship, and sailors would see them at sea and be terrified. 0.99

01:18:20.000 See, that's some scary shit. 0.99

01:18:21.000 Could have been bullshit, but they have these fossilized versions now of those tentacles, the suction cups, that are making scientists reconsider, and they think there might have been an enormous one. 0.99

01:18:31.000 Like, they never even saw that giant squid until, like, a few years ago. 0.98

01:18:33.000 I'm just saying the octopus now?

01:18:35.000 Not scared.

01:18:36.000 That's all I'm saying. 0.99

01:18:37.000 Dude, dudes are going to train octopus to jerk them off. 1.00

01:18:39.000 Watch. 0.99

01:18:40.000 That's the future.

01:18:41.000 God.

01:18:41.000 No, man.

01:18:42.000 You wish.

01:18:43.000 That's like little pokers in those tentacles.

01:18:45.000 You gotta clip them.

01:18:47.000 Clip the pokers.

01:18:47.000 Clip the pokers like a cat.

01:18:49.000 Like, you know, you give your cat... 0.99

01:18:51.000 What do you do to the gerbil when you put it in your butt? 0.99

01:18:53.000 Um, you tape him up. 1.00

01:18:54.000 You break his jaw, right?

01:18:55.000 No, you pull his teeth out. 0.92

01:18:57.000 Yeah, right?

01:18:58.000 You guys have the wrong Richard Gere...

01:19:04.000 You break their jaw, right?

01:19:05.000 No, you shave them down. 0.66

01:19:06.000 No, no, you just pull the teeth out, bro. 0.96

01:19:08.000 You put them in a giant condom, like a bicycle ear tube. 0.80

01:19:11.000 For real? 0.77

01:19:12.000 Oh, that's...

01:19:13.000 No, they're going to break that, bro.

01:19:14.000 Dudes go raw dog on them. 1.00

01:19:15.000 They go raw gerbil on them.

01:19:17.000 Wait, but if you want to do it safely.

01:19:18.000 Go raw.

01:19:20.000 If you want to do it safe, you grab them up in a bike hose. 0.98

01:19:23.000 Dude, I would never do it without breaking their jaw. 0.99

01:19:25.000 Just put it inside you. 1.00

01:19:26.000 A nice hammer fist. 0.91

01:19:28.000 You just hold their head down and go...

01:19:29.000 Just one little...

01:19:30.000 And that's it.

01:19:32.000 Josh Barnett versus... 0.95

01:19:35.000 Roy Nelson is the main event here, and this is interesting watching Josh Barnett back in the fucking Pride days. 0.79

01:19:40.000 He hasn't fought in a while. 0.74

01:19:41.000 No, he hasn't.

01:19:43.000 He hasn't fought since Travis Brown, correct?

01:19:44.000 Correct.

01:19:45.000 But he's been doing Metamorris, but that's a different animal.

01:19:48.000 He's been killing it at grappling.

01:19:49.000 Submit here on Gracie. 1.00

01:19:50.000 That is not easy.

01:19:52.000 Yeah, he's a beast, dude.

01:19:54.000 Submitted Dean Lister, too, who's even bigger than here on.

01:19:57.000 Yes!

01:19:57.000 Dean Lister, there you go.

01:19:58.000 Lister!

01:19:59.000 Not like Lister Bowling. 0.99

01:20:01.000 He was one of the first guys to submit Dean in like fucking 15 or 16 years. 0.97

01:20:06.000 In like forever. 0.81

01:20:06.000 How long has it been, Eddie? 0.81

01:20:07.000 In competition?

01:20:09.000 I think.

01:20:10.000 I think the first time ever, right?

01:20:12.000 In competition.

01:20:12.000 I don't know if it was ever.

01:20:13.000 I thought.

01:20:14.000 I mean, maybe it was like as a black belt ever, but whatever it was, it was super impressive.

01:20:18.000 Eddie, are we betting on this main event and co-main event?

01:20:20.000 What?

01:20:21.000 We're betting on the main event.

01:20:22.000 Not the co-main event?

01:20:23.000 I got Barnett.

01:20:24.000 A thousand on Barnett?

01:20:25.000 See, I think Barnett's going to win, but I'll bet you for the sake of it.

01:20:28.000 You guys don't think that Roy Nelson can pull it off?

01:20:30.000 I think you can.

01:20:31.000 I think Josh is too experienced to eat that one.

01:20:34.000 I think guys have figured out Roy.

01:20:36.000 And it shows because he's won one of his last four fights.

01:20:39.000 He's won in four of his last five, I think.

01:20:41.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.

01:20:42.000 I think Roy...

01:20:43.000 Grante's been fighting tough, tough guys.

01:20:45.000 Roy can always turn the lights out on you, man.

01:20:48.000 Always.

01:20:48.000 But when you're fighting a vet like Josh Barnett, man, they go, alright, you got a huge right hand, cool, we're gonna minimize that, I'm gonna get you into the cage.

01:20:56.000 And really, you know, we talk about Roy being a black belt, which he is, don't get me wrong, under Henzo Gracie, but Josh Barnett's a motherfucker. 0.99

01:21:04.000 He's gonna get you down. 0.99

01:21:05.000 He certainly is.

01:21:05.000 He's gonna get you down.

01:21:06.000 He's certainly a motherfucker. 1.00

01:21:07.000 And if you remember Frank Mayer vs Roy Nelson, remember Frank got him against Cage, was taking him down, kinda whooping his ass? 1.00

01:21:11.000 So when I see that, I think Barnett's looking at that footage going, alright, we're gonna get him against Cage, we're gonna get him down and do work.

01:21:18.000 Yeah, I don't know about that fight.

01:21:22.000 Because how impressive was Josh against Frank Mir?

01:21:24.000 Super impressive.

01:21:26.000 I mean, he made Frank Mir look like it was towards the end of his career, and then Frank Mir after that went on this big comeback, right?

01:21:33.000 Sure.

01:21:33.000 He took time off, though.

01:21:34.000 Yeah.

01:21:34.000 But when you looked at that fight, that's a big part of it, right?

01:21:38.000 The time off is a big part of it.

01:21:39.000 That's a really important point, actually.

01:21:41.000 Mm-hmm.

01:21:41.000 I think Josh Barnett is super crafty, man.

01:21:43.000 He knows so much.

01:21:45.000 He's such a veteran, bro.

01:21:46.000 He's such a veteran.

01:21:47.000 But we look at him in the UFC, especially this comeback.

01:21:49.000 He's 1-1, right?

01:21:50.000 He beat Mare, which at the time, it wasn't like the Mare now.

01:21:53.000 But he smashed him.

01:21:55.000 Smashed him. 0.76

01:21:56.000 And he did it in a pretty ruthless way. 1.00

01:21:57.000 Charged his ass, hit him with that knee. 1.00

01:21:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:00.000 But then he got murked by Travis Brown.

01:22:03.000 He did.

01:22:03.000 And then he took a bunch of time off.

01:22:04.000 He got Travis Browned.

01:22:06.000 That one technique that Travis used on Gonzaga and he used on him.

01:22:10.000 That elbow, yeah.

01:22:10.000 That elbow with that wide spread that he has.

01:22:13.000 That's all we trained.

01:22:14.000 That's all we trained. 1.00

01:22:16.000 And his fucking takedown defense is so nasty. 1.00

01:22:19.000 He's so wide. 1.00

01:22:19.000 He's so fucking tall. 1.00

01:22:21.000 That elbow comes fast, too. 0.99

01:22:22.000 I just think...

01:22:24.000 I think Barnett with Roy, I think Stipe was the first one to like, alright, let's just avoid this right hand and go to work.

01:22:30.000 And Josh is such a smarter fighter than all these other guys.

01:22:33.000 Well, I think it's super interesting, but we're also assuming that Roy hasn't figured out that he needs to make some adjustments.

01:22:39.000 It's too late, brother.

01:22:39.000 I don't know about that.

01:22:41.000 Really?

01:22:41.000 I don't know about that.

01:22:42.000 I disagree.

01:22:43.000 See, what I know about Roy is he got good at jiu-jitsu enough to be a black belt, enough to be a highly considered black belt, beat Frank Mir in that grappling competition.

01:22:51.000 To get that good at grappling, you have to be able to solve problems.

01:22:55.000 So if he is really good at this one thing that he already knows, he's really good at knocking people out.

01:22:59.000 You're talking about a young guy when he competed and all that.

01:23:01.000 Yeah, but don't you think that he's just as hungry now as probably he's ever been before?

01:23:05.000 No.

01:23:05.000 I never see that guy looking like he's lost his enthusiasm for things.

01:23:09.000 He's always been trying to fight the best guys in the world.

01:23:12.000 I mean, and he's had some spectacular results against high-level guys.

01:23:15.000 Like, look at the Czech-Kongo fight.

01:23:16.000 When he knocked out Czech-Kongo, Czech-Kongo was pretty highly regarded, right?

01:23:20.000 Has Czech-Kongo ever been highly regarded? 1.00

01:23:23.000 Yeah, after the Cain Velasquez fight, especially. 0.95

01:23:26.000 God damn, that was a while ago, bro. 0.98

01:23:27.000 It was. 1.00

01:23:28.000 And he still lost that fight.

01:23:28.000 And then he knocked out Pat Barry.

01:23:30.000 That Pat Barry fight show didn't come back.

01:23:32.000 That was a long time ago, and he still lost that fight.

01:23:34.000 You gotta stop doing that to me, bro.

01:23:36.000 You gotta stop making that face to me.

01:23:38.000 Well, listen man, Pat Berry had him on Queer Street.

01:23:41.000 He gave him his mailbox, gave him the keys to his apartment.

01:23:44.000 And Pat, you know I love you.

01:23:45.000 You know I love you, but Pat Berry's not a world-class guy.

01:23:48.000 But at that time, Pat Berry had never been knocked out before.

01:23:51.000 And Check Congo knocked him out with one punch. 0.96

01:23:53.000 That's a fact.

01:23:54.000 That is a fact.

01:23:55.000 But Pat had not been knocked out before, and that sort of started a series of bad losses that Pat had.

01:24:01.000 He fought tougher guys.

01:24:02.000 Pat is a wild dude.

01:24:04.000 He came hard and strong and had him hurt bad.

01:24:07.000 For sure.

01:24:07.000 That was an amazing fight.

01:24:08.000 One of the best of all time.

01:24:09.000 And then Kongo came back and knocked him out.

01:24:11.000 So I think Kongo's pretty highly regarded, in my opinion.

01:24:14.000 In the UFC. And then after that, Roy knocking him out.

01:24:17.000 I'm pretty sure that's the way it happened.

01:24:19.000 I'm pretty sure Roy knocked him out after he had the war with Pat Peer.

01:24:22.000 That's correct.

01:24:23.000 That's correct. 1.00

01:24:25.000 I just think that Roy has some stupid power, and you never know with a guy like that, man. 1.00

01:24:31.000 When a guy has that kind of stupid power, if Roy hits you, if you fuck up, if you zig when you should have zagged, the dude can shut it off. 1.00

01:24:39.000 But when you get to a certain level and you only have one thing, I'm not saying Roy only has one thing, but if your right hand's a motherfucker and you get to a certain level, these pros pros go, okay, not getting caught with that. 1.00

01:24:50.000 And it's showing because he's one in four in his last five. 0.94

01:24:53.000 I think, you know, it's cute, too, that he has that look, you know, with the big belly and he rubs his belly and he gets on top of the octagon.

01:24:59.000 But I think the reality is he would move better and fight better if he didn't have that.

01:25:03.000 100%.

01:25:03.000 It's amazing how far he's gotten with all that extra body fat.

01:25:06.000 It's amazing.

01:25:07.000 Oh, he's world-class.

01:25:07.000 He could make 155. That's a stretch.

01:25:13.000 First of all, how dare you?

01:25:14.000 How dare you, sir?

01:25:16.000 Cover of the UG right now.

01:25:18.000 Come on. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Fucking front page. 1.00

01:25:19.000 Eddie Bravo says Roy Nelson could make 185. If he got his diet together? 1.00

01:25:24.000 No.

01:25:25.000 Come on.

01:25:25.000 He'd be a legit 205-er.

01:25:27.000 A legit 205. He's a thick dude, man.

01:25:29.000 But, I mean, look, maybe he could skinny the fuck out of himself and make 185. But if he did, he would probably be in hell. 0.99

01:25:36.000 205. 205's reasonable.

01:25:38.000 Okay, but if he weighs...

01:25:40.000 What does he weigh?

01:25:40.000 250?

01:25:41.000 What do you think he weighs?

01:25:42.000 Yeah, 255, 250. How many pounds overweight do you think he is?

01:25:46.000 If you look at that big giant belly. 0.54

01:25:47.000 Probably 150. No, I don't know.

01:25:51.000 How much is that overweight?

01:25:53.000 Joe Riggs used to be 300 pounds, and he fought at 300 pounds, and then he got down to 170. Yeah, but Joe Riggs was a different thing.

01:26:01.000 Roy Nelson's not that tall.

01:26:03.000 I think when he first started losing weight, Joe was really obese.

01:26:06.000 I think it was a different kind of leg obese, arm obese.

01:26:09.000 Roy's successful.

01:26:11.000 You know, he's successful.

01:26:12.000 Well, it's weird because he's only got it in the belly.

01:26:15.000 Like, his arms aren't fat.

01:26:16.000 His arms are like a stocky guy arms.

01:26:19.000 Mmm, are they?

01:26:20.000 They're not like his belly.

01:26:21.000 His belly's this giant belly, and his legs are normal size.

01:26:24.000 Yeah, but he's not like muscular.

01:26:25.000 He doesn't have, like, the definition of shoulders.

01:26:27.000 Well, look at Mark Hunt.

01:26:28.000 Mark Hunt, the way he carries his body fat.

01:26:30.000 Mark Hunt carries his body fat all over the place.

01:26:33.000 He's got his body fat in his arms.

01:26:34.000 He's got it in his legs.

01:26:37.000 But Roy has it mostly in his belly.

01:26:39.000 He has it all in his belly. 0.89

01:26:41.000 I'm not a nutritional expert, so I could throw some bro science your way. 0.59

01:26:46.000 I'll take some bro science. 1.00

01:26:46.000 Bro, science like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:48.000 Someone called Dolce immediately. 1.00

01:26:50.000 We need to find out.

01:26:52.000 I don't know what makes a guy's gut stick out more.

01:26:54.000 Like, when you see a guy and he has a giant belly, but everything else seems sort of normal size, like, what is it?

01:26:59.000 Is that a diet thing?

01:27:01.000 Is that a genetic thing?

01:27:01.000 Is it just his genetics where all the fat goes to the stomach?

01:27:04.000 There's so many guys with giant bellies, but their legs are kind of normal.

01:27:07.000 It's like a girl, though. 1.00

01:27:08.000 Sometimes girls eat and they just have these fat asses, bro. 1.00

01:27:11.000 And then their arms are skinny. 1.00

01:27:13.000 I used to work with this guy.

01:27:15.000 He was a construction guy.

01:27:17.000 He had the weirdest body of all time.

01:27:20.000 His legs were normal sized.

01:27:22.000 His arms were normal sized.

01:27:23.000 His face was barely fat.

01:27:26.000 And then his chest was fairly normal. 0.99

01:27:29.000 And then he had this crazy fucking belly that didn't make any sense. 1.00

01:27:33.000 He would just look at his belly and go, what in the fuck? 1.00

01:27:36.000 But then I thought about it one day. 1.00

01:27:37.000 I was like, all that guy would have to do is get rid of that part of his body.

01:27:41.000 And he's like a guy who plays softball on a regular basis.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, he's a dime piece.

01:27:45.000 He's hitting the gym, taking a spin class.

01:27:46.000 He looks like a normal guy.

01:27:48.000 It's a big if, though.

01:27:49.000 Sometimes it's a kind of a hormone issue, right?

01:27:54.000 I don't know.

01:27:55.000 I wish I knew.

01:27:56.000 We're guessing.

01:27:56.000 This is straight bro science.

01:27:57.000 Bro science. 1.00

01:27:59.000 Roy Nelson's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:00.000 That could be a show. 1.00

01:28:01.000 Just bro science.

01:28:02.000 Just a bunch of dudes talking about science. 1.00

01:28:05.000 Just straight bullshit. 1.00

01:28:05.000 Very vague. 1.00

01:28:06.000 Dude, I saw this documentary, bro. 0.99

01:28:08.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:28:09.000 It's a hormone thing. 1.00

01:28:10.000 I don't fucking know. 0.97

01:28:11.000 Sometimes it's good to not have Google nearby. 0.98

01:28:14.000 True.

01:28:15.000 It's funner.

01:28:17.000 It's way funner.

01:28:17.000 It brings us back to the old days.

01:28:19.000 As long as no one likes to pretend, they don't like to pretend. 0.99

01:28:23.000 That they know what the fuck they're talking about. 0.98

01:28:25.000 Because that bro science goes down the chain, you know? 0.99

01:28:27.000 Because whatever you tell me, then I tell someone.

01:28:29.000 Exactly, yeah.

01:28:30.000 And become science.

01:28:32.000 I've said that so many times.

01:28:33.000 I heard, and then...

01:28:34.000 You know what?

01:28:35.000 I'm pretty sure...

01:28:36.000 That's why I always do that.

01:28:37.000 I'm pretty sure...

01:28:39.000 That's a weird thing though, man, like people's diets.

01:28:42.000 I've been paying attention to my sugar intake lately over the last few weeks.

01:28:47.000 They say that's cute, right?

01:28:48.000 But I'm shocked at how much sugar is in things that I didn't know.

01:28:51.000 Do you know that low-fat milk, for the most part, has sugar in it?

01:28:54.000 Eight grams, son.

01:28:55.000 They put sugar in low-fat milk because otherwise it's just nothing.

01:28:58.000 Milk has a ton of sugar.

01:28:59.000 And by the way, low fat sugar, or low fat milk rather, don't drink it.

01:29:02.000 It has no nutritional value.

01:29:03.000 None.

01:29:04.000 Because all the things like vitamin D, vitamin K, vitamin E, they all have to bond to fats.

01:29:10.000 So like, there's no fats in the milk, so it's like you're just drinking water. 0.99

01:29:14.000 I don't fuck with milk. 0.99

01:29:15.000 It's like nonsense. 1.00

01:29:15.000 I like milk. 1.00

01:29:16.000 I like almond milk.

01:29:17.000 Yeah, almond milk and rice milk.

01:29:19.000 Almond milk again, same thing though. 1.00

01:29:21.000 If you read the ingredients, that shit is all sugar. 1.00

01:29:23.000 Nah, son, you can get zero sugar. 1.00

01:29:25.000 Unsweetened.

01:29:26.000 Unsweetened almond milk?

01:29:27.000 And it's delicious.

01:29:27.000 Zero grams of sugar.

01:29:29.000 Most of the stuff you get though has the famous brands.

01:29:32.000 They do have unsweetened though.

01:29:34.000 Duncan Trussell called me up.

01:29:35.000 He's like, Dude!

01:29:36.000 I found the best!

01:29:38.000 Almond milk!

01:29:39.000 It's so amazing!

01:29:39.000 Tastes so good!

01:29:41.000 It's good for you!

01:29:42.000 It's over now!

01:29:43.000 I go, how's it taste good?

01:29:44.000 He goes, it's delicious!

01:29:45.000 I go, ooh, did you check to see how much sugar is in it? 1.00

01:29:47.000 And so we did it on the phone, and it was just some stupid amount. 0.99

01:29:50.000 And it was for only like a little baby glass that you know you're not going to have. 0.99

01:29:54.000 You know you're going to have a big glass.

01:29:56.000 I know if something tastes good, it has sugar.

01:29:57.000 That's my biggest problem.

01:29:58.000 That's my sugar by five.

01:30:00.000 We're sweet tooth, man. 1.00

01:30:01.000 Sometimes I wonder why I work out so hard so I can't eat like shit. 0.99

01:30:04.000 Do you want some mangoes with chili on them right now? 0.99

01:30:07.000 I'm never mad at that.

01:30:08.000 Jamie, where are those?

01:30:09.000 Like fresh mangoes?

01:30:11.000 No, no, no.

01:30:11.000 Like dried mangoes?

01:30:12.000 This is my problem lately.

01:30:14.000 I have an issue.

01:30:15.000 Mango sticky rice, baby.

01:30:16.000 I have an issue. 0.99

01:30:17.000 I'm avoiding sugar, and my number one issue is these fucking Trader Joe's mangoes with chili on them. 0.99

01:30:24.000 I know it's got sugar in it. 0.99

01:30:25.000 I don't even want to read the label.

01:30:27.000 I'm addicted to sugar, bro.

01:30:28.000 These things right here?

01:30:28.000 Dude.

01:30:29.000 Do you like those, Eddie?

01:30:30.000 I haven't had those.

01:30:32.000 Oh, get Eddie one of those, too, please.

01:30:34.000 Well, because I'm Mexican?

01:30:35.000 Yes.

01:30:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:37.000 This shit is delicious. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Who makes this one? 1.00

01:30:39.000 No cholesterol.

01:30:41.000 I know it's got sugar in it, dude.

01:30:43.000 What does it say on the back?

01:30:44.000 It's almost like it's so good, it's like, let's figure out what it doesn't have and then put that free, you know, cholesterol free.

01:30:50.000 Doesn't it have cholesterol?

01:30:51.000 Okay, cholesterol free.

01:30:53.000 Well, yeah.

01:30:53.000 Of course there's no cholesterol in it.

01:30:55.000 That's silly. 0.56

01:30:57.000 No lead. 0.79

01:30:58.000 Lead free.

01:30:59.000 No nuclear energy.

01:31:02.000 Non-mercury.

01:31:04.000 That's hilarious.

01:31:05.000 No mangoes have mercury.

01:31:07.000 No mangoes have cholesterol.

01:31:09.000 Like, what are you using, butter to make your mangoes?

01:31:12.000 Cholesterol free. 1.00

01:31:14.000 That's so stupid. 1.00

01:31:15.000 It's gluten free. 1.00

01:31:16.000 It better be. 1.00

01:31:17.000 Shit. 1.00

01:31:18.000 If it's made out of bread, then it's not really a mango, you fuck. 1.00

01:31:22.000 Eddie Bravo opening it up. 1.00

01:31:24.000 Chico Camus, Horiguchi.

01:31:26.000 Horiguchi's first fight since he lost to Mighty Mouse.

01:31:29.000 Could be very interesting. 0.99

01:31:30.000 Horiguchi's fast as shit, too. 0.98

01:31:32.000 And Chico Camus is pretty slick. 0.93

01:31:34.000 I thought Chico Camus looked real good in his, uh, how much?

01:31:38.000 You reading sugar intake?

01:31:40.000 The first ingredient is mango.

01:31:42.000 Second ingredient is sugar?

01:31:43.000 Sugar. 1.00

01:31:43.000 Fuckers. 1.00

01:31:45.000 They didn't even try to hide it by saying, hide, food, toast, corn, serve. 1.00

01:31:49.000 Say, fuck it. 1.00

01:31:50.000 Just let them have it. 1.00

01:31:50.000 I wonder if one's better for you. 1.00

01:31:53.000 Haraguchi, dude.

01:31:54.000 Haraguchi's fighting Chico Camus.

01:31:55.000 I forgot about this fight.

01:31:57.000 This is a good-ass fight.

01:31:58.000 I thought Chico Camus looked really good against your boy Henry Cejudo.

01:32:02.000 That was a great fight.

01:32:04.000 How bad? 1.00

01:32:05.000 Cejudo's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:32:07.000 How bad are artificial sweeteners when soda companies advertise we use real sugar? 1.00

01:32:15.000 How bad is aspartame?

01:32:17.000 Jesus Christ.

01:32:17.000 At this point in time, that's all people want, man.

01:32:21.000 I'm addicted to it, bro.

01:32:22.000 I'm addicted to it.

01:32:23.000 You want real sugar?

01:32:24.000 Yeah, people want real sugar now, man.

01:32:25.000 They feel like it's too risky to get involved with aspartame.

01:32:29.000 All of it's bad for you, dude.

01:32:31.000 The reality is you're only supposed to get sugar from actual foods.

01:32:35.000 Like sugar from fruits, sugar from apples, you know, sugar from things that taste sweet.

01:32:40.000 That's how you're supposed to get your sugar. 1.00

01:32:41.000 Like this creepy way that we've got of like sucking all the sugar out and stockpiling it and then injecting it directly into our bloodstream in the form of candy.

01:32:50.000 Like that is, that's a drug.

01:32:52.000 Oh, it's beautiful.

01:32:52.000 And it's...

01:32:55.000 And it's completely alien to our system.

01:32:58.000 I feel great, though. 0.99

01:32:59.000 But you know who needs it, apparently, is those super triathletes and marathon runners and shit? 0.99

01:33:04.000 They need sugar, dude. 1.00

01:33:05.000 They say people who are real explosive need it.

01:33:07.000 Oh, really?

01:33:08.000 I hear about that.

01:33:10.000 I don't want to be explosive.

01:33:13.000 Well, who's that guy that was...

01:33:14.000 It's only a body type.

01:33:15.000 Who's the guy that was fighting MMA? He fought Tim Sylvia.

01:33:19.000 Tim Sylvia beat the fucking shit out of him. 0.99

01:33:22.000 He was the world's strongest man. 1.00

01:33:23.000 No, no, no.

01:33:23.000 Ray Mercer.

01:33:24.000 No, no.

01:33:25.000 Hold. 0.96

01:33:25.000 What's his name? 0.96

01:33:26.000 Hold. 1.00

01:33:27.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:33:27.000 Starts with a P. I can't remember his name. 1.00

01:33:31.000 He's from Poland, right?

01:33:35.000 Puginowski! 0.69

01:33:36.000 Thank you very much.

01:33:37.000 Real meathead. 0.70

01:33:37.000 Oh, he's the biggest of big. 0.70

01:33:40.000 He's a giant dude.

01:33:41.000 Ten-time World's Strongest Man contest.

01:33:43.000 Super powerful dude.

01:33:44.000 And he eats a lot of candy, apparently.

01:33:47.000 Yeah, a big part of his training.

01:33:49.000 But I guess he's just blowing his sugar levels out of his muscles so much. 0.98

01:33:54.000 When you're on so much steroids, though, it doesn't fucking matter. 0.90

01:33:56.000 Do you remember that real buff guy that was the mascot for King of the Cage? 0.95

01:34:00.000 He was a huge bodybuilder, so they would use him for in-between shots of fights.

01:34:07.000 Why don't you explain how crazy that was?

01:34:10.000 So I was there when he had a photo shoot because I had to do a photo thing because I was a commentator.

01:34:15.000 So they were going to knock out a bunch of photo shoots.

01:34:17.000 And he's sitting there in the waiting room with a gigantic bag of Skittles.

01:34:21.000 Killing Skittles.

01:34:23.000 And he said, to get the biggest pump, you need sugar running through your veins to get the biggest pump.

01:34:31.000 Wow.

01:34:33.000 Sugar.

01:34:33.000 I don't know.

01:34:34.000 He was eating Skittles right before this photo shoot.

01:34:36.000 Sugar makes the world go round, man.

01:34:38.000 These dudes that lift that much weight, I think they just blow their sugar out of their body.

01:34:42.000 I think their requirements are just so high.

01:34:45.000 But how crazy was that King of the Cage thing?

01:34:48.000 Because the whole thing was they had these MMA fights.

01:34:51.000 And then they had this guy that was supposed to be the king of the cage.

01:34:56.000 And the guy who was supposed to be the king of the cage was just an actor or a bodybuilder.

01:34:59.000 He did Jiu Jitsu.

01:35:00.000 But he wasn't fighting.

01:35:02.000 No.

01:35:02.000 He wasn't the king.

01:35:03.000 It wasn't like he was the guy that was at the top of the heap.

01:35:04.000 He was the guy that locked the cage before the fights.

01:35:07.000 Yeah, but it wasn't his organization.

01:35:09.000 He was just a guy that Terry and Bud hired.

01:35:11.000 This guy's awesome.

01:35:12.000 The whole thing was very strange.

01:35:13.000 What it was is Boz Rutten owned, he was part owner, right, in the first one.

01:35:17.000 So the logo was like Boz Rutten buff with a bald guy.

01:35:21.000 So when Boz Rutten bolted from King of the Cage, they kept the logo, but then they just turned it into a real dude.

01:35:29.000 That's hilarious. 1.00

01:35:30.000 Bro, these things are a motherfucker. 0.99

01:35:32.000 They're so good, right? 1.00

01:35:32.000 I'm gonna eat this entire bag. 1.00

01:35:33.000 Of course you are.

01:35:34.000 I told you, this is my problem right now.

01:35:35.000 Bro, I think my mom had, like, maple syrup in her titties when I was young.

01:35:40.000 Straight up, man.

01:35:41.000 I cannot get enough of it. 0.99

01:35:43.000 Oh, that's so silly. 0.68

01:35:44.000 Meanwhile, this is a good fight. 0.89

01:35:46.000 Chico Camus and Haraguchi.

01:35:47.000 I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I haven't watched one single fight. 0.99

01:35:50.000 Haraguchi's fast as fuck, man. 0.73

01:35:52.000 How do you guys remember these? 0.98

01:35:55.000 I'm sitting here listening to you guys talk about fights, and I feel like I'm not a real fan.

01:36:01.000 I feel like I'm a poser. 0.97

01:36:03.000 No, you're a real fan, but you're running a hundred fucking jiu-jitsu schools. 0.97

01:36:06.000 Still, but you're... 0.97

01:36:09.000 100 times more busy than I am, and so are you.

01:36:12.000 I'm not that busy.

01:36:13.000 Yeah, but this is my job, Eddie.

01:36:14.000 That's part of our job.

01:36:15.000 I mean, my job, especially, I'm the commentator for the UFC. I mean, I'm supposed to be in Japan right now.

01:36:20.000 There's no way you can have all that information about all these fights and fighters and what happened in these fights in the second round and the third fucking round and all that shit unless you watch him again. 0.60

01:36:31.000 Well, that's why he's the best in the world. 0.96

01:36:33.000 Unless you have a photographic memory.

01:36:33.000 You watch the UFC twice.

01:36:36.000 It depends on the fight.

01:36:36.000 You watch him twice.

01:36:37.000 It depends on the fight.

01:36:39.000 You know too much, dude. 1.00

01:36:41.000 You have no time for shit. 1.00

01:36:45.000 He doesn't sleep, though. 1.00

01:36:46.000 No wonder you haven't watched Narcos yet.

01:36:48.000 I just remember them, dude.

01:36:50.000 It's a different thing when you're calling fights, especially.

01:36:53.000 When you're calling fights, you remember more.

01:36:57.000 That makes sense.

01:36:58.000 Dude, you know who fights tonight?

01:37:00.000 Dante Wilder.

01:37:01.000 Heavyweight champion.

01:37:02.000 I think your memory is extraordinary.

01:37:03.000 That's what I really think.

01:37:04.000 You and Brent.

01:37:05.000 You watch fights twice.

01:37:06.000 Are you watching all day?

01:37:07.000 You wake up and I gotta watch fights.

01:37:09.000 When do you watch these fights?

01:37:11.000 As a comedian, your memory's too good.

01:37:13.000 You have to have a good memory to be a comic.

01:37:15.000 To do an hour-long set and to do a new hour-long set every year or so.

01:37:19.000 You gotta change it up. 1.00

01:37:20.000 You have to remember old shit. 1.00

01:37:21.000 You have to remember new shit. 1.00

01:37:23.000 You have to be able to memorize things. 1.00

01:37:25.000 You have to.

01:37:26.000 You're super talented.

01:37:28.000 Can I ask you something?

01:37:31.000 How do you deal with your children farting?

01:37:34.000 Do you laugh at that?

01:37:35.000 Do you laugh at the farts?

01:37:36.000 Yeah, I think it's hilarious.

01:37:37.000 The five-year-old has figured out it's hilarious though now.

01:37:39.000 It's trouble.

01:37:40.000 She won't stop farting. 0.98

01:37:41.000 So my wife gets bummed out, and I think it's hilarious, so I'm laughing.

01:37:45.000 So there's no cooperation.

01:37:48.000 So the five-year-old the other day, she's in bed reading stories.

01:37:52.000 She grabs the back of her knees, rolls her butt back in the air, and blasts one up in the air. 1.00

01:37:57.000 You start laughing? 0.99

01:37:57.000 I'm fucking howling. 0.99

01:37:59.000 I think it's hilarious. 0.99

01:38:00.000 That's tough, bro.

01:38:00.000 But your wife doesn't think it's funny.

01:38:02.000 It's absolutely funny.

01:38:04.000 She doesn't think I should necessarily encourage it.

01:38:07.000 She says, you shouldn't fart.

01:38:08.000 And I'll say, hey, all right, you got to stop farting.

01:38:10.000 But the problem is...

01:38:11.000 In my house, laughter is valued very, very, very heavily.

01:38:17.000 For sure, yeah.

01:38:18.000 In my house, it's always laughter.

01:38:19.000 Hell yeah.

01:38:20.000 We laugh about everything, and we joke around about stuff all the time, and we're always like, if something goes wrong, even if something goes wrong, they do something that they shouldn't do, there's always some laughter involved.

01:38:31.000 For sure.

01:38:31.000 Always.

01:38:32.000 So when she finds out that she can make us fucking howl laughing by sticking her butt in the air, They just start doing stuff, man. 0.99

01:38:40.000 They think it's funny. 0.99

01:38:41.000 Here's the argument, Joe.

01:38:42.000 Don't you want her to be ladylike, though? 0.98

01:38:44.000 She goes to middle school and starts ripping farts. 1.00

01:38:45.000 You got the shitty girl in school. 0.99

01:38:46.000 I want her to be a nice person, and I want her to be however she wants to be as long as she interacts with people. 0.99

01:38:52.000 What if she farts in class? 0.51

01:38:53.000 She can't be ripping farts in school. 0.97

01:38:54.000 Listen, bro.

01:38:55.000 Do you rip farts in school completely?

01:38:57.000 No!

01:38:57.000 Exactly.

01:38:58.000 But when you're at your house and someone says, alright, you can't rip those farts when you're in the teacher's office.

01:39:04.000 All you have to do is teach the kid when to fart and when not to fart.

01:39:07.000 That's why I think also teach them about swearing.

01:39:10.000 Don't keep swearing from them.

01:39:12.000 Just tell them. 0.99

01:39:13.000 Notice, when daddy talks to the guy at the Lexus dealership, notice how daddy doesn't use the word cunt. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Yeah, because cunts, you can't say cunt to the Lexus guy. 0.99

01:39:21.000 You know, you gotta know when to be appropriate and when not to be appropriate. 0.99

01:39:26.000 But don't, because you don't want them figuring it out through other people, you know?

01:39:31.000 Why should you hide anything from your kids?

01:39:33.000 If you think that it's okay to use certain words, you should use those words in front of your kids.

01:39:37.000 But you should use them when you think they're able to discern when to and when not to use them.

01:39:43.000 So I don't swear. 0.96

01:39:45.000 Very rarely do I accidentally fuck up and swear in front of the kids. 0.92

01:39:48.000 So you try not to? 0.99

01:39:49.000 Try not to.

01:39:50.000 Okay.

01:39:51.000 But as time goes on, I will absolutely start swearing more.

01:39:55.000 Not yet.

01:39:56.000 Not yet, though.

01:39:56.000 When they're older.

01:39:57.000 I let little ones in.

01:39:58.000 Every now and then.

01:39:59.000 On accident?

01:40:00.000 No, on accident, but sometimes not.

01:40:02.000 Sometimes not on accident.

01:40:03.000 What kind of swear word are we talking to here?

01:40:04.000 Not bad. 1.00

01:40:05.000 Like occasional fuck and every now and then a shit. 1.00

01:40:07.000 That's not bad. 1.00

01:40:08.000 But even the fuck, it's like, Jesus. 0.99

01:40:09.000 Have they repeated it yet? 1.00

01:40:10.000 No. 0.99

01:40:11.000 No, but the shit one, when the little one was three, this was hilarious, dude. 0.99

01:40:16.000 We were skiing, and we put all our stuff in the bag we were leaving, and she forgot to pack her helmet. 0.99

01:40:23.000 And I go, honey, you forgot to put your helmet in there. 1.00

01:40:26.000 And she goes, shit. 1.00

01:40:28.000 Shit. 1.00

01:40:29.000 That's funny. 1.00

01:40:30.000 My wife just bit her hand. 1.00

01:40:32.000 She turned away. 0.94

01:40:33.000 She didn't want to laugh.

01:40:34.000 And I went, oh, snap.

01:40:36.000 And I turned and looked away.

01:40:37.000 I'm like, she didn't know how funny it was.

01:40:39.000 To her, it was like just a normal man. 1.00

01:40:41.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:40:42.000 That's great. 1.00

01:40:42.000 But to hear a three-year-old say, oh, shit. 1.00

01:40:44.000 What's weird is around my wife, she doesn't laugh. 1.00

01:40:49.000 She doesn't want to encourage laughter.

01:40:50.000 She's trying to teach him to be proper.

01:40:52.000 But around me, he knows he could fart, and I'll laugh.

01:40:55.000 And if it's just me and him, I'll fart.

01:40:57.000 He'll fart.

01:40:59.000 We're farting back and forth.

01:41:00.000 We're high-fiving each other with farts.

01:41:02.000 But then when mom's around, we're in the bathroom, and then he farts, I gotta hold it in.

01:41:05.000 And he's looking at me, and I gotta keep a straight face.

01:41:08.000 He's like, don't throw me under the bus over here!

01:41:11.000 And I'm like, I don't want to hear it from her.

01:41:13.000 And then she's looking at me, knowing that I'm holding it in.

01:41:17.000 Oh, that's so funny.

01:41:18.000 He feels so confident around me.

01:41:19.000 Like, when Daddy's around, he could just blow those...

01:41:22.000 So that's a problem that we're having right now.

01:41:23.000 He looks identical.

01:41:24.000 We're having a...

01:41:24.000 That's so funny.

01:41:25.000 We're having a fart problem at the whole house.

01:41:29.000 Listen, man, I mean, I think if you can't hold him in, it's like, it's a nice thing to do.

01:41:33.000 It's kind of rude to fart on people.

01:41:33.000 But you know what?

01:41:34.000 It's hard enough holding my farts in...

01:41:36.000 It's hard enough holding my farts in around my wife.

01:41:38.000 I have to hold... 0.94

01:41:39.000 I don't want to fart around her.

01:41:41.000 She doesn't want me to fart.

01:41:41.000 But I'm not going to hold my farts in around my son, too.

01:41:44.000 That's like having two wives. 1.00

01:41:46.000 It's tough.

01:41:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:41:47.000 Around my son, he's going to get it. 1.00

01:41:49.000 I am not holding shit in. 1.00

01:41:51.000 I'm going to blow fucking ass around him. 1.00

01:41:57.000 Another headline in the OG. Eddie Bravo farts around son, holds it around wife. 1.00

01:42:04.000 It's hard enough around the wife.

01:42:05.000 Oh, dude.

01:42:06.000 Horiguchi just tagged Camus.

01:42:07.000 This is a great scrap, man.

01:42:09.000 We're missing out on an amazing fight.

01:42:10.000 I feel like all the fights have been crazy.

01:42:11.000 They haven't.

01:42:12.000 We're just talking about...

01:42:13.000 Farts. 0.71

01:42:14.000 Rhinos. 0.89

01:42:14.000 We're talking about an octopus for a solid hour. 0.89

01:42:16.000 Animals and shit. 1.00

01:42:17.000 Headline. 1.00

01:42:18.000 Octopus farts.

01:42:19.000 And I said before this podcast that this podcast would not be a regular podcast, but it kind of is.

01:42:25.000 It's not a fight companion podcast.

01:42:26.000 That's the big lie.

01:42:28.000 Yeah.

01:42:28.000 We're barely talking about fights.

01:42:29.000 People talk shit. 1.00

01:42:30.000 We don't even talk about fights. 0.99

01:42:32.000 We haven't seen each other in a while, folks.

01:42:33.000 I know, man.

01:42:34.000 It's fun.

01:42:35.000 It's the best. 0.99

01:42:36.000 I fucking hate these things. 0.98

01:42:38.000 Yeah, people do get mad. 1.00

01:42:39.000 But you don't have to listen.

01:42:41.000 For the most part, it's all positive.

01:42:43.000 Chico Camus looks super good in this fight, as does Horiguchi.

01:42:47.000 They're all tagging each other.

01:42:49.000 Horiguchi's got that crazy wide stance.

01:42:51.000 What time is it over there in Japan right now?

01:42:53.000 Does anyone know?

01:42:53.000 It's 11 a.m.

01:42:56.000 Yes, it started early for our viewing pleasure.

01:42:58.000 Dude, big right hand there by Horaguchi.

01:43:01.000 This is 11 a.m.

01:43:02.000 now, Eddie?

01:43:03.000 Something like that.

01:43:04.000 So they probably started at like 9 or something?

01:43:07.000 If you're on those prelims, you're waking up early.

01:43:10.000 Do you adjust?

01:43:11.000 You must adjust way in advance.

01:43:13.000 Dude, I saw your Instagram.

01:43:15.000 You're doing jiu-jitsu at 7 in the morning. 0.99

01:43:16.000 What the fuck's up with that? 0.99

01:43:17.000 That's how I roll, man. 0.99

01:43:19.000 What time do you wake up?

01:43:19.000 He really just gets up at 7 and takes a photo and puts it up of the night before his training.

01:43:23.000 We rolled the night before, yeah.

01:43:26.000 It's like 7 in the morning, you can't sleep.

01:43:28.000 I usually wake up early, man.

01:43:30.000 I usually wake up early.

01:43:31.000 You do jujitsu at 7 in the morning?

01:43:33.000 Yeah.

01:43:33.000 Jesus, you're one of those dudes.

01:43:35.000 A lot of guys like that, man.

01:43:37.000 That's mid-sleep.

01:43:40.000 Doesn't your boy down in San Diego...

01:43:43.000 Boogie, yeah.

01:43:44.000 Doesn't Boogie have a 6am or 6.30am fast?

01:43:46.000 I think he switched it up, though.

01:43:47.000 I think he finally broke down.

01:43:50.000 I think he doesn't do that anymore.

01:43:51.000 That's 6am jujitsu.

01:43:53.000 But there are people.

01:43:54.000 Thank God there are people like you.

01:43:55.000 I follow Boogie on Instagram.

01:43:58.000 Boogie woogie. 0.99

01:43:59.000 I'm not trying to do too much shit. 0.99

01:44:01.000 I'm not trying to do too much shit at 7 a.m. 0.99

01:44:03.000 I like that though, man. 0.99

01:44:04.000 I like to get a good workout in the morning.

01:44:06.000 Me too.

01:44:06.000 I feel good.

01:44:07.000 What time do you wake up these days?

01:44:09.000 Depends.

01:44:09.000 If I have to take the kids to school, you know, depends.

01:44:12.000 But a lot of times, I'll take like 8 o'clock yoga class.

01:44:18.000 Really?

01:44:18.000 Yeah.

01:44:19.000 God, I really want to start doing yoga, man.

01:44:20.000 I just can't.

01:44:21.000 I don't know.

01:44:22.000 I'm being lazy when it comes to yoga.

01:44:24.000 I'm getting very close to being able to do jiu-jitsu again.

01:44:26.000 My shoulder's not bothering me anymore.

01:44:27.000 I'm going to get another MRI to get it looked at.

01:44:29.000 But ever since the...

01:44:30.000 Is this Deontay Wilder?

01:44:31.000 Yes.

01:44:31.000 Is this the highlights?

01:44:32.000 Is the fight over already?

01:44:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:44:34.000 Oh, Wilder got fucked up, dude. 0.99

01:44:35.000 Who's Deontay? 1.00

01:44:36.000 He had some big fucking black eyes, man. 1.00

01:44:38.000 Look at his eye. 1.00

01:44:38.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:44:39.000 Shit. 1.00

01:44:40.000 Boom. 1.00

01:44:40.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:44:41.000 Wilder cracked.

01:44:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:44:42.000 He got cracked.

01:44:43.000 Dude, crazy story.

01:44:44.000 What about Wilder?

01:44:45.000 Is this a decision win?

01:44:47.000 Was it a decision?

01:44:49.000 11th round TKO? He stopped him in the 11th round?

01:44:51.000 Deontay's for real. 1.00

01:44:52.000 Deontay's a fucking monster, man. 1.00

01:44:54.000 He hasn't been fighting that long. 1.00

01:44:56.000 I got recorded.

01:44:57.000 I'm going to see that one.

01:44:57.000 I love watching him fight.

01:44:59.000 Wow, he got a serious fucking black eye. 1.00

01:45:01.000 I fucked up. 1.00

01:45:01.000 I didn't record it, goddammit. 1.00

01:45:03.000 I don't miss some NBC boxing. 0.78

01:45:06.000 Wasn't there another fight on tonight?

01:45:07.000 Isn't there another boxing match on tonight?

01:45:10.000 Is there something on HBO tonight as well?

01:45:13.000 I don't know.

01:45:14.000 I just know this was the big one.

01:45:16.000 He has a crazy story though. 0.99

01:45:17.000 He trained for like three years and that fool's on the Olympic team. 1.00

01:45:20.000 It's crazy. 0.99

01:45:21.000 Yeah, he's getting better too all the time.

01:45:23.000 You know, he was It's really interesting.

01:45:27.000 He was one of the guys that was in line for Tyson Fury. 0.98

01:45:30.000 Tyson Fury, they offered him this fight, and instead he took the Vladimir Klitschko fight, and Vladimir fucked his calf up. 0.97

01:45:37.000 I know, postponed, right? 0.98

01:45:38.000 Yeah, now he's, you know, he's shit out of luck. 0.74

01:45:41.000 But Wilder's smart, you know, not taking a fight with Klitschko yet. 0.84

01:45:45.000 He's not ready for that.

01:45:46.000 Well, he's just, you know, he's getting ready, and Klitschko is...

01:45:49.000 Getting older.

01:45:50.000 Unless he's doing drugs...

01:45:51.000 You know, that's the thing.

01:45:52.000 And I'm not saying that he is, but I'm not saying that he isn't.

01:45:54.000 I agree.

01:45:55.000 He's 39 years old. 0.99

01:45:56.000 He looks fucking amazing. 0.96

01:45:58.000 And I just, I don't know. 0.96

01:46:00.000 I don't know who's doing what.

01:46:01.000 You can't speculate.

01:46:03.000 But this is the reason for bringing it up, though.

01:46:06.000 Because if he is doing drugs, he can keep that high level for a much longer time.

01:46:11.000 Especially at heavyweight.

01:46:12.000 Yeah.

01:46:12.000 If he's not doing drugs, you've got to wonder how much time he has left.

01:46:15.000 I agree.

01:46:16.000 At 39 years of age, the wheels can fall off at any moment.

01:46:19.000 That guy has hundreds of fights.

01:46:21.000 You have to think about his amateur career and his pro career. 0.85

01:46:23.000 I think he's like 63 and 3 or some shit like that.

01:46:27.000 Well, his brother was a competitive kickboxer, and I think he was too. 0.83

01:46:31.000 I want to say he was a kickboxer.

01:46:33.000 I thought they were just boxing.

01:46:34.000 No, no, no.

01:46:35.000 Was there kickboxing too?

01:46:35.000 Yeah, his brother fought PKA karate style, above the waist kickboxing.

01:46:40.000 Jesus.

01:46:40.000 With the crazy long pants on.

01:46:42.000 He must have been a motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:43.000 Yeah, he was a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:45.000 He actually got knocked out in kickboxing, like that PKA karate style. 1.00

01:46:49.000 I forget who he fought, but he fought some guy who was...

01:46:52.000 I feel like he got knocked out by a kick.

01:46:55.000 Look up Vitaly Klitschko gets KO'd.

01:46:58.000 Thanks, boss.

01:46:59.000 Dude, I love watching Klitschko's fight.

01:47:00.000 I don't miss one.

01:47:01.000 He was an animal, man.

01:47:02.000 When he was at his best, I watched the Shannon Briggs fight the other day.

01:47:05.000 Him and Shannon Briggs.

01:47:06.000 Ooh, what a war.

01:47:08.000 Jesus Christ, you guys keep up with boxing and UFC? Well, that- boxing's great right now.

01:47:13.000 We talked about- I talked about Shannon Briggs on the podcast recently.

01:47:17.000 Shannon Briggs, I went back and forth with him on Instagram now.

01:47:21.000 About what?

01:47:21.000 A couple times.

01:47:22.000 Because he's awesome, man.

01:47:24.000 Every video he does, he- is this Klitschko gets knocked out?

01:47:32.000 Shannon Briggs has these motivational videos on Instagram.

01:47:34.000 You gotta follow his Instagram.

01:47:35.000 Because he's always like, let's go champ!

01:47:38.000 Let's go champ! 1.00

01:47:38.000 Oh, talking shit to Vladimir, right? 1.00

01:47:40.000 Trying to get a fight? 1.00

01:47:41.000 Not just talking shit to Vladimir, but talking positive shit like, come on champ! 1.00

01:47:44.000 You gotta put away them sodas, champ! 1.00

01:47:46.000 You gotta drink water, champ!

01:47:47.000 You gotta be healthy, champ!

01:47:48.000 You gotta get up early, champ!

01:47:49.000 Can't be staying out late partying, champ!

01:47:51.000 And everything is like, let's go champ!

01:47:53.000 Oh, it's great.

01:47:54.000 It's hilarious.

01:47:55.000 But he's funny when he does it, too.

01:47:57.000 Like, he's laughing and cracking jokes, but...

01:47:59.000 Was he the cat trying to get the fight with Vladimir?

01:48:01.000 And he was like, Vladimir was on the boat.

01:48:02.000 Will you eat, I eat, champ?

01:48:04.000 Will you eat, I eat?

01:48:05.000 He ate his food.

01:48:06.000 Yeah, man.

01:48:06.000 Vladimir threw some water on him.

01:48:08.000 He's trying to hype up a fight, man.

01:48:09.000 It just never happened.

01:48:11.000 Well, it might happen now.

01:48:12.000 It might happen now.

01:48:13.000 You think?

01:48:13.000 Yes.

01:48:14.000 It's very possible it'll happen now because Briggs just won.

01:48:18.000 He just knocked out his opponent, I want to say in the second round, but he looked real good, dude.

01:48:23.000 I mean, I don't know who the dude was that he fought, but he looked sharp, and it was impressive. 0.87

01:48:27.000 And he's got a big following on social media, like Snoop Dogg made this video where he was smoking weed, and Snoop was like, take a big puff, let's go champ, I'm fucking with you champ, I'm out here for you champ, I'm smoking this joint for you champ. 0.73

01:48:41.000 It's hilarious. 0.84

01:48:41.000 Getting that support. 0.84

01:48:42.000 Well, he's like, it's super positive, like all the stuff that he does is very positive.

01:48:46.000 You see that Snoop Dogg video with Lil Dicky?

01:48:49.000 Have you ever heard of Lil Dicky?

01:48:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:48:51.000 I heard about it.

01:48:52.000 No, Lil Dicky, the white guy? 0.65

01:48:54.000 The Jewish rapper?

01:48:55.000 Yeah, he's great.

01:48:55.000 He's got that song, Save That Money.

01:48:57.000 Okay.

01:48:58.000 And then he did a song.

01:48:59.000 He's got a bunch of songs.

01:49:00.000 He's awesome.

01:49:01.000 He's incredible.

01:49:01.000 He's like the most incredible rapper ever.

01:49:03.000 But he did a song with Snoop Dogg and there's a cartoon that goes along with it. 0.99

01:49:07.000 Fucking incredible. 0.98

01:49:08.000 It's called Professional Rapper. 1.00

01:49:11.000 Holy fucking shit. 1.00

01:49:13.000 Him and Snoop Dogg are going back and forth. 1.00

01:49:15.000 Really?

01:49:15.000 Oh, he's trying to get Snoop Dogg to sign him.

01:49:18.000 And Snoop's all, why should I sign you?

01:49:19.000 And dude, it's one of the most brilliant rap songs ever, man. 0.98

01:49:24.000 It's funny as shit. 0.96

01:49:25.000 That's high praise from Eddie Bravo. 0.99

01:49:27.000 Yeah, I was completely floored.

01:49:30.000 Little Dicky.

01:49:31.000 Cut to the KO here, will you?

01:49:33.000 For the love of God. 0.99

01:49:35.000 Watching a 15 minute video of these two guys in long pants throwing shitty kicks. 1.00

01:49:39.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:49:40.000 Not looking good here. 0.98

01:49:41.000 But the dude who's the...

01:49:42.000 There it is.

01:49:42.000 Wheel kick.

01:49:43.000 Boom.

01:49:43.000 He got wheel kicked in the mug.

01:49:45.000 See that again.

01:49:45.000 Can you rewind that?

01:49:46.000 Back that up again.

01:49:47.000 See, the dude...

01:49:49.000 That was Klitschko?

01:49:50.000 Boom, yup.

01:49:50.000 That was Vitaly.

01:49:51.000 He got wheel kicked in the head.

01:49:52.000 Back it up a little bit further than that.

01:49:54.000 He started doing contact karate?

01:49:56.000 No, no.

01:49:57.000 This was kickboxing.

01:49:58.000 And this dude...

01:49:59.000 With no ring?

01:50:00.000 No, no ring.

01:50:01.000 But it was above the waist kickboxing.

01:50:02.000 But the dude starts getting loose with his kicks.

01:50:05.000 Look at this.

01:50:05.000 Bang!

01:50:06.000 That was nasty.

01:50:07.000 That was nice.

01:50:09.000 Whoop.

01:50:10.000 Bam. 1.00

01:50:10.000 I mean, shit happens. 1.00

01:50:12.000 Yeah, anybody who gets hit by that is fucked. 1.00

01:50:14.000 I mean, he's sitting his head up. 1.00

01:50:16.000 How long ago was that?

01:50:17.000 A long time ago. 0.99

01:50:18.000 By that video, fucking 1987? 0.99

01:50:20.000 It was a long time ago. 0.99

01:50:22.000 Good year.

01:50:22.000 Well, I think Vitaly's older than Vladimir.

01:50:24.000 With the date on the bottom and shit. 0.99

01:50:26.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:50:26.000 Vitaly's like a couple years older. 0.97

01:50:28.000 He's older, yeah.

01:50:28.000 And Vladimir is 39. So that could have been from, you know.

01:50:31.000 Since 92. There you go.

01:50:33.000 All right.

01:50:33.000 That makes sense.

01:50:34.000 People are just figuring out Muay Thai back then.

01:50:38.000 They didn't know. 1.00

01:50:39.000 They didn't know that that no kick into the legs is just stupid as fuck. 1.00

01:50:43.000 It took a few guys going over to Thailand. 1.00

01:50:45.000 It took, like, when Rick the Jek Rufus... 0.99

01:50:47.000 Who the fuck did he fight? 0.98

01:50:49.000 He fought some real high-level Thai guy. 0.99

01:50:51.000 Had the guy hurt real bad.

01:50:52.000 He was not really that high-level.

01:50:54.000 His record was, like, not impressive at all.

01:50:57.000 The guy that Rufus fought?

01:50:57.000 Yeah, he may have been famous and a legend and all that, but looking at his record, he was, like, 13-6 or something like that.

01:51:04.000 Oh, really?

01:51:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:06.000 Crazy match.

01:51:07.000 It was one of the first fights that we ever got to see a guy who really knew how to throw leg kicks, though.

01:51:11.000 Fucked his legs up. 0.99

01:51:12.000 Yeah, he fucked his legs up. 1.00

01:51:13.000 But it was interesting because... 1.00

01:51:14.000 He beat him by leg kicks and they had to put him in a stretcher, Rick Rufus, in a stretcher because he couldn't walk.

01:51:18.000 And Duke, who gets interviewed after the fight, was like, well, not a lot of skill involved in that.

01:51:24.000 He just didn't know.

01:51:25.000 He didn't know any better.

01:51:26.000 It's kind of funny because now he's like one of the best Muay Thai for MMA coaches in the country.

01:51:32.000 It's hilarious.

01:51:33.000 You watch that when his brother got his legs kicked out.

01:51:36.000 We didn't know then.

01:51:37.000 No one knew then.

01:51:37.000 When I first saw UFC 2, I was blown away by hoists.

01:51:42.000 I was doing karate at the time and to me I was thinking this is probably just primitive ass wrestling.

01:51:47.000 That's what it looks like. 0.99

01:51:48.000 A real wrestler would fuck him up. 0.99

01:51:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:51.000 But then I went in and got choked out 37 times and realized, oh shit, it's not primitive wrestling, it's highly advanced wrestling. 0.74

01:51:57.000 I had three big steps going from Taekwondo. 0.96

01:52:03.000 I thought that Taekwondo was the best way to fight stand-up until I started kickboxing.

01:52:10.000 And I started boxing, just straight boxing with people to get better at kickboxing.

01:52:13.000 And then I realized, man, Like, my boxing is so far behind these guys, and I thought my hands were so much better than they were.

01:52:20.000 But at least I have kicks.

01:52:22.000 And then I started sparring with this kid, this kid named Dana Rosenblatt, who went on to be, like, New England middleweight boxing champion.

01:52:29.000 Very good boxer.

01:52:30.000 He fought on Tuesday Night Fights a bunch.

01:52:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:32.000 And you were only boxing with him?

01:52:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:34.000 We did some kickboxing too, but we did a lot of only boxing.

01:52:36.000 But the point is, he had a friend that was fighting in Thailand.

01:52:39.000 He had this friend that was crazy.

01:52:40.000 He would go over to Thailand and fight the Thais. 0.99

01:52:43.000 And he was a real pioneer.

01:52:45.000 This dude was like one of the first Americans to start going over there training in Thailand and fighting Thailand. 0.59

01:52:50.000 We hadn't really heard about it then.

01:52:51.000 And so Dana and I were going over some of the techniques and we were talking about some of it.

01:52:55.000 And we were talking about the elbows and the kicks.

01:52:57.000 And we were practicing some of it.

01:52:59.000 And just him hitting me half-assed On the leg, like not trying to hurt me, just him throwing a leg kick and feeling the shin slam into my leg, just like that, just thump.

01:53:09.000 I remember thinking, oh no, like, oh no, like this is all missing.

01:53:13.000 I didn't know about this.

01:53:14.000 Like, how did I not know about this?

01:53:15.000 Like, this is critical.

01:53:17.000 And then the clinching and the knees to the body and then the elbows from the clinch, I was like, Jesus Christ, like there's a giant hole missing in all the stand-up. 0.99

01:53:26.000 And then, you know, it never really took off because of that PKA karate shit. 0.94

01:53:31.000 You know, the PKA karate kind of, like, spoiled people to the idea of kickboxing. 0.97

01:53:37.000 I think that, like, Dana White said that.

01:53:39.000 I think he's right, man.

01:53:40.000 I think, like, a lot of people in this country that are, like, in our 40s, I mean, we look back on that stuff on TV. If you don't study martial arts, you think of kickboxing as, like, bad Brad Hefton.

01:53:49.000 Like, with the shiny red shorts, throwing, like, as many, they have to show, like, throw, like, six kicks around.

01:53:55.000 Yeah.

01:53:55.000 Otherwise they lose points.

01:53:56.000 Remember that?

01:53:56.000 Yeah.

01:53:57.000 So they would throw these little flippy kicks and they would get in there with some sloppy boxing. 0.86

01:54:00.000 So it was like flippy kicks and sloppy boxing.

01:54:02.000 And nobody wanted to watch it.

01:54:03.000 It just wasn't that good.

01:54:04.000 It wasn't that evolved.

01:54:05.000 Until Rick Rufus came along and a few guys came along that were real dynamic.

01:54:09.000 But it never really caught on.

01:54:11.000 It still hasn't, right?

01:54:13.000 Like kickboxing here, which I don't get...

01:54:15.000 Like K1, like Glory, or even...

01:54:17.000 What did Bellator put on?

01:54:20.000 What was that?

01:54:21.000 They put on something called Dynamite that was part kickboxing and part MMA. But here's what I think, though, man.

01:54:27.000 I think kickboxing's dope, and I like watching it, but you know what's better?

01:54:31.000 Muay Thai.

01:54:32.000 Muay Thai's better. 0.99

01:54:33.000 You know, because it's the full fucking arsenal of punching, kicking, elbows, and knees, and the clinch. 0.99

01:54:39.000 I watched the lion fight that was this past weekend. 0.99

01:54:42.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:54:43.000 I enjoyed the shit out of it, dude.

01:54:45.000 The first fight. 0.99

01:54:45.000 Dream killer Bolanos, did you see that fucking spinning elbow he knocked that dude out with? 0.99

01:54:49.000 No. 1.00

01:54:49.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:54:50.000 There was two spinning elbow KOs. 0.99

01:54:53.000 Like, dude, elbows are big, man.

01:54:55.000 It's a big weapon of Muay Thai. 0.67

01:54:57.000 I don't think there's any reason to take that out.

01:54:59.000 I don't think there's any reason to take elbows out.

01:55:01.000 I think if organizations like Glory and those, if guys want to just kickbox, let them just kickbox.

01:55:07.000 But let dudes elbow, man. 1.00

01:55:09.000 Let them throw knees in the clinch. 1.00

01:55:10.000 Aren't they worried about the cuts?

01:55:11.000 Don't you think so?

01:55:12.000 I don't know what they're worried about.

01:55:14.000 Are those shows successful?

01:55:18.000 What's on AXS TV has a limited exposure.

01:55:21.000 There's not as many households that have AXS TV. I don't even think on Spike it does well though.

01:55:26.000 Glory doesn't do that well. 1.00

01:55:27.000 It doesn't do as well as it probably could for whatever reason.

01:55:30.000 People don't know who these fighters are yet.

01:55:32.000 It's not like something that people have been accustomed to. 0.99

01:55:34.000 Shit, get your fight kit. 1.00

01:55:35.000 But watching the fucking, the Muay Thai on AXS TV, dude. 1.00

01:55:40.000 I love it. 1.00

01:55:41.000 Nasty. 0.53

01:55:42.000 And this guy, Joe Nottawat, have you ever seen him? 0.98

01:55:44.000 25-year-old Thai guy? 1.00

01:55:46.000 Nasty fucking kicker, dude. 1.00

01:55:48.000 One of the nastiest kickers I've ever seen. 1.00

01:55:50.000 The dude just throws punches to close the distance. 0.95

01:55:54.000 Like his hands are up way high.

01:55:56.000 Brutal left kick. 0.99

01:55:57.000 Left kick to the body, left kick to just chopping this dude down. 0.90

01:56:00.000 And then once he gets close in on him, he finishes him with actually two elbows to the back of the head. 0.97

01:56:05.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:56:06.000 It's kind of fucked. 1.00

01:56:07.000 He blasts him with one elbow, and then as the guy's going down, he just fucking tomahawks the back of his neck. 1.00

01:56:12.000 I record those lion fights. 0.98

01:56:14.000 I watched the first one.

01:56:15.000 One guy was like two and one. 0.99

01:56:17.000 One guy, I think it was his pro debut, and they fucking went at it. 0.90

01:56:20.000 Have you seen Janssen Clive? 0.98

01:56:22.000 You see Janssen Clive?

01:56:23.000 No. 0.99

01:56:24.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

01:56:26.000 The lion fight is getting these guys from Thailand that are super high-level Thai fighters, and you're seeing some wild, wild fights because of it. 0.96

01:56:34.000 How much do those guys on Lions Fight make?

01:56:36.000 Does anyone know?

01:56:36.000 That's a good question.

01:56:37.000 Does anyone know?

01:56:38.000 That's a good question. 0.99

01:56:38.000 Someone asked me last night, and I said, I don't know, fucking $500? 0.99

01:56:41.000 I think that... 0.95

01:56:42.000 The guy who was making his debut, I was like, maybe $1,000?

01:56:45.000 I was trying to think back to my debut in MMA, maybe $1,000?

01:56:49.000 I got paid $800?

01:56:50.000 I think it's the most underappreciated thing going on right now, Lion Fight.

01:56:53.000 I really do. 0.99

01:56:54.000 Those fucking fights are super high level. 1.00

01:56:56.000 They're so entertaining. 1.00

01:56:57.000 Super exciting.

01:56:58.000 They're super entertaining. 1.00

01:56:58.000 Wild, wild shit. 1.00

01:57:00.000 People are getting dropped. 1.00

01:57:01.000 Oh my god. 0.72

01:57:02.000 They're getting knocked the fuck out. 0.80

01:57:03.000 They just figured out how to make kickboxing entertaining. 0.96

01:57:06.000 Well, it is Muay Thai.

01:57:08.000 I think there's a part of the problem with kickboxing is you're able to do this.

01:57:14.000 You're able to do that Alistair Overeem thing.

01:57:16.000 Where the gloves come up real high and you just wade in and then they throw kicks and punches.

01:57:21.000 They kind of trade, right?

01:57:22.000 Sometimes they do. 1.00

01:57:23.000 And it's, look, at the highest levels, like when you're watching guys like Nicky Holskin and motherfuckers. 0.98

01:57:29.000 I mean, it's fun to watch at the highest level, no doubt. 0.96

01:57:32.000 But I think you should have the other elements.

01:57:35.000 I think if it's a stand-up fight, those other, if you can shin a guy across the head, okay, can you shin a guy across the head?

01:57:41.000 It's legal?

01:57:42.000 Okay, there's no shin pads.

01:57:43.000 All right, so why can't you elbow him?

01:57:44.000 Yeah, anything should go.

01:57:45.000 Why?

01:57:45.000 Nothing more dangerous than that.

01:57:47.000 Exactly.

01:57:47.000 So what are we doing here?

01:57:48.000 What, are you limiting weapons?

01:57:49.000 Why would you limit weapons in stand-up?

01:57:51.000 If you limit weapons in stand-up, then you get an unrealistic sense of the development of kickboxing technique, the development of MMA as far as stand-up striking.

01:58:00.000 Because the guys at the highest level, if you see a guy like a Kevin Ross or one of these super high-level kickboxer guys, and you see that becomes a standard, and then that standard goes like an Artem Levin or a Joe Schilling.

01:58:15.000 You see that like high standard of style of kickboxing and that becomes the guys who are fighting in MMA aspire to that level.

01:58:22.000 True.

01:58:22.000 I can the higher the level is in kickboxing the higher the level is gonna be in MMA as well.

01:58:27.000 I think but as soon as you limit certain techniques like you say well they can't throw elbows they can't throw knees well then the then like you're gonna get a distorted perception of it in MMA because in MMA you can do those things.

01:58:39.000 Yeah.

01:58:39.000 What are they saying?

01:58:40.000 What's shut down?

01:58:41.000 What's the reason for that?

01:58:42.000 They got a reason.

01:58:43.000 If a guy was right here, they would say, it's because...

01:58:46.000 K-1.

01:58:46.000 That's how K-1 did it.

01:58:47.000 That's how the Japanese did it. 0.99

01:58:48.000 Everybody followed suit.

01:58:50.000 What do they think?

01:58:50.000 I don't know, man.

01:58:51.000 They're doing it for a reason. 1.00

01:58:52.000 The Japanese do shit for a reason. 1.00

01:58:53.000 I think they think it's more exciting. 1.00

01:58:56.000 By taking away the clinch, you make guys fight more.

01:58:59.000 They can't clinch up as much.

01:59:01.000 Because if you watch Muay Thai, a lot of it takes place in the clinch.

01:59:04.000 They throw nasty elbows to the body, a lot of sweeps. 0.98

01:59:08.000 They trip each other.

01:59:09.000 Don't you think it's barbaric?

01:59:10.000 I don't mean to cut you off.

01:59:11.000 Don't you think it's barbaric, too, like with the elbows?

01:59:14.000 I don't know.

01:59:14.000 Especially with the American kind of thing.

01:59:16.000 Why have it in MMA, then?

01:59:18.000 Why is it in MMA? But you can not kick someone in the head.

01:59:21.000 Everything's in MMA, stand-up-wise.

01:59:23.000 That's in Muay Thai.

01:59:24.000 Everything.

01:59:25.000 True.

01:59:25.000 I'm thinking on the ground.

01:59:26.000 Well, on the ground, there's that one dumb rule. 0.99

01:59:30.000 That's it. 1.00

01:59:31.000 That rule's so dumb. 0.99

01:59:32.000 But that's it. 0.99

01:59:33.000 The one 12-6 elbow rule. 0.97

01:59:36.000 That rule is ridiculous. 0.88

01:59:37.000 It doesn't make any sense. 0.83

01:59:39.000 The rule, if you don't know what it is, you can't go down from, like, on the clock from 12 o'clock to 6 o'clock with an elbow.

01:59:45.000 I think it's too dangerous.

01:59:46.000 It's only because the people that were in the Athletic Commission had seen a guy break a brick with that.

01:59:50.000 They saw that and they're like, you can't hit someone in the head, they could die.

01:59:54.000 No 12 to 6 elbows.

01:59:55.000 So you can't even do it to a thigh, which is hilarious.

01:59:58.000 Bro, did you see that homeboy, that boxer in Australia died?

02:00:01.000 Who?

02:00:04.000 Some...

02:00:04.000 God, he was...

02:00:05.000 Whatever, he had like 30-something fights.

02:00:08.000 He died in...

02:00:09.000 He got knocked out, didn't wake up.

02:00:12.000 They took him to the hospital.

02:00:13.000 He died in the ring.

02:00:14.000 Yeah.

02:00:15.000 Doesn't that happen two or three times a year?

02:00:17.000 No.

02:00:17.000 I don't think so.

02:00:18.000 It happens every now and then.

02:00:19.000 Yeah.

02:00:20.000 This was the last one.

02:00:21.000 Someone tweeted it to me.

02:00:22.000 I thought they tweeted it to you, too.

02:00:23.000 I thought you looked at it.

02:00:24.000 I might have.

02:00:26.000 It just happens, you know?

02:00:27.000 It's a part of boxing.

02:00:29.000 It's a scary part of boxing.

02:00:32.000 Bobby Raczak's got this documentary on Gerald McClellan.

02:00:35.000 He did a little doc on him.

02:00:38.000 That's a crazy story, man.

02:00:39.000 Yeah.

02:00:40.000 I saw that fight live.

02:00:42.000 Not live.

02:00:43.000 What happened?

02:00:44.000 Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan.

02:00:46.000 After that fight...

02:00:47.000 Do you know who Gerald McClellan is?

02:00:48.000 I don't.

02:00:49.000 He was awesome.

02:00:50.000 Yeah.

02:00:50.000 At one point in time, he was one of the scariest boxers alive, and they were thinking that he would be next in line to fight Roy Jones.

02:00:57.000 They were looking at Roy Jones, and Roy Jones was coming up, and after he'd beaten James Toney, Gerald McClellan was like a destroyer, just smashing everybody.

02:01:05.000 But he used to cut a lot of weight, man.

02:01:07.000 He cut a lot of weight.

02:01:09.000 And back in those days, I think you had to weigh in the day of the fight.

02:01:13.000 And they didn't know anything about IVs. 1.00

02:01:16.000 They didn't know anything about that shit. 1.00

02:01:18.000 And when you do that, you risk your brain, man. 1.00

02:01:21.000 You just do.

02:01:21.000 That Novitski guy was on here, and he was saying that they think it might take more than 70 hours.

02:01:26.000 It's just 72 hours, right?

02:01:27.000 72 hours for your brain to completely recover from being dehydrated like that.

02:01:32.000 And the crazy thing is most of the deaths in boxing are in the lower weight classes.

02:01:37.000 They're not in the heavyweight where the guys punch the hardest.

02:01:40.000 It's in the lower weight classes.

02:01:41.000 And they think it's because of dehydration.

02:01:43.000 They think that's a significant factor in a lot of these guys dying and hemorrhaging, getting brain hemorrhages in the ring and dying.

02:01:49.000 They think dehydration is a significant factor.

02:01:52.000 So homeboy died.

02:01:53.000 Well, Jerry McClellan didn't die.

02:01:55.000 But he was a superstar.

02:01:57.000 He was a superstar.

02:01:58.000 He was a world champion.

02:01:59.000 He was on the rise.

02:02:00.000 And he hurt Nigel Benn bad.

02:02:02.000 Knocked him through the ropes.

02:02:03.000 Okay. 1.00

02:02:04.000 But Nigel Benn was a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:02:06.000 Nigel Benn fought with Afrosheen and stuff. 1.00

02:02:08.000 Yeah.

02:02:09.000 Well, he had dreadlocks.

02:02:10.000 He had crazy dreadlocks. 0.99

02:02:11.000 And Nigel Benn got back in that ring and was fucking slinging. 0.99

02:02:14.000 And they clashed heads. 0.99

02:02:17.000 And Gerald McClellan went down.

02:02:18.000 And I think that was when he went to his corner and he just stopped the fight.

02:02:23.000 I think it was right after a head clash.

02:02:24.000 But I think he had been hit a couple times.

02:02:27.000 Nigel Benn had tagged him.

02:02:29.000 I mean, they were teeing off on each other.

02:02:30.000 And then there was a big collision of heads.

02:02:33.000 And Gerald took a knee, I think, and stayed down for the count of eight.

02:02:37.000 And then I think never got up.

02:02:39.000 I think sat on a stool and then collapsed.

02:02:41.000 I'm pretty sure that's how it went.

02:02:42.000 He didn't die, though?

02:02:43.000 No. 0.99

02:02:44.000 Why the fuck would they make a documentary of this? 0.99

02:02:46.000 Because he's almost blind. 1.00

02:02:48.000 From that?

02:02:49.000 Yep.

02:02:49.000 He's blind.

02:02:50.000 He can't talk.

02:02:51.000 He barely talks.

02:02:53.000 He barely remembers anything about his career.

02:02:56.000 He's been taken care of by his sisters.

02:02:59.000 His body's completely atrophied.

02:03:02.000 And it's really sad to see, man. 1.00

02:03:04.000 And if you go back before that fight, he was the motherfucker. 0.99

02:03:08.000 You know, he was like one of those guys, like Gennady Golovkin or something like that. 1.00

02:03:11.000 Fuck, I bet he's set from boxing, though, financially. 0.99

02:03:14.000 No, I don't think so, man. 1.00

02:03:15.000 I know, I'm obviously 100% joking.

02:03:17.000 How dare you. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Fuck, that's a bummer. 1.00

02:03:19.000 I think Roy Jones has done some stuff to help, but apparently a lot of people think that that was what had fucked Roy Jones up early in his career and made him play safe. 0.99

02:03:29.000 Uriah Hall is about to fight Gegard Mousasi.

02:03:32.000 Eddie, you got Uriah or no?

02:03:34.000 No, no, I got Mousasi.

02:03:36.000 Mousasi, very confident.

02:03:37.000 You want to bet on this one, too?

02:03:38.000 No, I got Mousasi. 0.98

02:03:40.000 Damn, Mousasi's pressuring him real early, man. 0.99

02:03:42.000 Not scared. 1.00

02:03:43.000 Jesus Christ.

02:03:44.000 If he gets him down early...

02:03:44.000 Oh, yeah, this one's not going to last very long.

02:03:46.000 It's hard to keep him down.

02:03:48.000 Oh, man, he hurt him, too.

02:03:49.000 Tagged him with a right hand on the ground and pound. 0.96

02:03:51.000 Mousasi all over Uriah Hall. 1.00

02:03:53.000 Mousasi's a motherfucker, man. 0.99

02:03:55.000 What are the arm bars? 1.00

02:03:56.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:03:57.000 Big left hand.

02:03:57.000 Jesus Christ, Mousasi's all over him.

02:04:01.000 Super aggressive.

02:04:02.000 Musashi's got some nasty ground to pound.

02:04:03.000 I don't know how good Uriah Hall's guard is.

02:04:05.000 How good is his guard?

02:04:06.000 You gotta have a good guard.

02:04:07.000 Musashi's got a high-level ground game, man.

02:04:10.000 Yeah, if there's a knock on Uriah, it's his ground game. 1.00

02:04:13.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:04:14.000 He's getting teed off on. 1.00

02:04:17.000 These are dangerous shots, dude.

02:04:18.000 This is exactly how you fight Uriah, though.

02:04:21.000 A lot of pressure.

02:04:22.000 Don't let him sit back.

02:04:23.000 Does he work on his guard a lot?

02:04:24.000 Do you know?

02:04:25.000 Oh, no.

02:04:27.000 Not from what I saw.

02:04:29.000 Who's his main trainer right now?

02:04:30.000 It's the guy who was training Chael, right? 0.93

02:04:32.000 Yeah, that black guy. 0.53

02:04:33.000 What is his name? 0.89

02:04:34.000 I forget. 1.00

02:04:35.000 Racist. 0.98

02:04:36.000 Look at that. 0.98

02:04:36.000 See how he just... 0.98

02:04:37.000 See that footwork?

02:04:38.000 He's about to crucifix him here and go to work with elbows and they're going to stop at TKL. It's going to be too much for him.

02:04:43.000 Oh, man.

02:04:44.000 It's too much.

02:04:48.000 He's got a frame up with that left arm.

02:04:50.000 Musashi said, why don't you fly all the way to Japan?

02:04:52.000 Oh! 0.60

02:04:53.000 Nice explosh.

02:04:54.000 You know what?

02:04:54.000 He keeps the presh.

02:04:55.000 Look at that.

02:04:56.000 The presh.

02:04:57.000 He can't get back up.

02:04:58.000 Such a smart fighter, man.

02:04:59.000 You look at the guys he's beat.

02:05:01.000 Jacare, Hector Lombard.

02:05:03.000 Henderson.

02:05:03.000 Such a list, man.

02:05:05.000 Look at that big elbow.

02:05:06.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:05:08.000 His ground and pound's fucking ferocious and it's intelligent too. 0.99

02:05:11.000 He does a real good job. 0.99

02:05:12.000 Smart fighter, man. 1.00

02:05:13.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:05:14.000 That was a big elbow. 1.00

02:05:15.000 The amount of shots that he gets in versus attempted is very high. 1.00

02:05:18.000 He's gonna break your ass. 0.99

02:05:19.000 He knows when he can tee off on you and when he can't. 1.00

02:05:22.000 If you look at his percentage of landing ground and pound strikes, he's pretty high.

02:05:26.000 Dude, look at the arm triangle. 0.99

02:05:27.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:05:28.000 Arm triangle's gonna pass higher. 0.99

02:05:29.000 It's over, sorry.

02:05:30.000 Does Uriah Hall know to hold on to that guard?

02:05:32.000 Well, his hands caught it and he doesn't have it.

02:05:34.000 He's fine.

02:05:34.000 Yeah, he's fine.

02:05:35.000 No, he's fine right now.

02:05:36.000 Left hand.

02:05:37.000 But you know what?

02:05:38.000 Back now, look at this crucifix.

02:05:39.000 It's a crucifix.

02:05:41.000 I tell you what, man.

02:05:41.000 Oh, he's got that left leg trapped.

02:05:42.000 Oh, look at this.

02:05:43.000 Uriah can still explode a little.

02:05:45.000 He can explode a little.

02:05:46.000 But he doesn't have the confidence to try to get up here.

02:05:49.000 No, he's going to be worn out.

02:05:50.000 He's got double underhooks.

02:05:51.000 He's got half guard and double underhooks.

02:05:53.000 He just doesn't have the seat set to get up and use it.

02:05:55.000 It's a reverse half guard.

02:05:57.000 Yeah, it is.

02:05:58.000 On the other side.

02:06:00.000 Hang on to that head.

02:06:01.000 Isn't that funny, Eddie?

02:06:02.000 He would have to have his head on the right-hand side for it to be more effective.

02:06:06.000 On his right-hand side.

02:06:07.000 On his.

02:06:08.000 Yeah.

02:06:09.000 Full mount.

02:06:09.000 Yeah.

02:06:10.000 Tell you what, that's a long-ass flight back home to the U.S. from Japan.

02:06:13.000 Oh, look at that mount escape.

02:06:15.000 Look at that.

02:06:15.000 Nice.

02:06:16.000 It attacks with a leg.

02:06:16.000 That was a very nice mount escape, and this is some good swamp walking by...

02:06:20.000 I know you're at Holes working his jiu-jitsu with Jason Manley, who's a fucking monster. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Leg monster. 1.00

02:06:26.000 Really?

02:06:27.000 Well, that's not bad right there.

02:06:29.000 Not good.

02:06:30.000 At least he's attempting to get out of that position.

02:06:32.000 Yeah, at least he got out of the mount.

02:06:34.000 He's going for the leg again.

02:06:36.000 There's hope now.

02:06:36.000 He's trying to go for the leg again.

02:06:38.000 He's just way, way shallow.

02:06:39.000 He's working with Manley, though.

02:06:40.000 He's way shallow, though.

02:06:42.000 He's got to let go of that leg right now.

02:06:44.000 But he's going to give up his back and go for it.

02:06:45.000 Look, he's going back to it.

02:06:47.000 Oh, backing his guard again, though.

02:06:48.000 But Kegar is smart.

02:06:49.000 He didn't play the game right there.

02:06:51.000 He just said, well, I'll just wind up in your guard again.

02:06:53.000 Such a smart fighter.

02:06:54.000 Yeah, and he knows how to pass professionally.

02:06:55.000 Not to mention...

02:06:57.000 That's not a good defense of the pass either by Uriah.

02:07:00.000 But he doesn't have it.

02:07:01.000 He doesn't have it. 1.00

02:07:02.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:07:03.000 Look at that, son! 1.00

02:07:05.000 Oh! 0.60

02:07:06.000 Uriah turns it around! 1.00

02:07:08.000 Holy shit! 1.00

02:07:10.000 That's some Jason Manley shit, man. 1.00

02:07:11.000 I'm telling you, that's Jason Manley's stuff. 1.00

02:07:13.000 You must know. 0.98

02:07:13.000 Because the way he did it from having no fucking control of the legs at all, that's classic. 0.98

02:07:17.000 That's what Jason Manley teaches. 0.98

02:07:19.000 But isn't that a classic defense?

02:07:21.000 Yeah, Jason Manley's really good at rolling Kimuras. 1.00

02:07:24.000 He explodes to Kimuras. 0.99

02:07:27.000 That's the classic, right?

02:07:28.000 The overcommitment for the Kimura, and then there's a spinning far side arm bar counter.

02:07:32.000 He's so good at it.

02:07:33.000 George St. Pierre and Matt Hughes, right?

02:07:35.000 Yeah.

02:07:35.000 Yeah, but he initiated the Kimura, Uriah Hall.

02:07:40.000 And Mousasi thought about spinning it on him, but he spun back on him.

02:07:45.000 Yeah, look at this.

02:07:46.000 Look at this.

02:07:47.000 Mount and then back control.

02:07:48.000 45 sec to go.

02:07:50.000 Not good for you to be in this position.

02:07:52.000 If you're fighting Uriah, you want to take away his explosiveness.

02:07:55.000 This is doing it.

02:07:56.000 It is.

02:07:57.000 Let's see how good his defense is from here.

02:07:59.000 There he goes.

02:08:00.000 Body triangle now.

02:08:01.000 Wear him out with that body training, son.

02:08:03.000 He's got to get him down again.

02:08:05.000 I mean, this balance is going to be over.

02:08:06.000 He's going to survive.

02:08:07.000 Can he take him down again?

02:08:08.000 I mean...

02:08:09.000 He took him down pretty easily. 1.00

02:08:11.000 Motherfucker! 1.00

02:08:11.000 It's over. 1.00

02:08:12.000 He's got it.

02:08:12.000 He's got it locked in there.

02:08:14.000 He's got it locked in there.

02:08:15.000 He's got the hand on him, son!

02:08:16.000 Oh, yeah!

02:08:17.000 I thought it was over.

02:08:18.000 You see how he just snatched it?

02:08:20.000 13 seconds.

02:08:21.000 He lulled him to sleep, and then he just snatched that thing.

02:08:23.000 I don't want him to tap, man.

02:08:24.000 Me neither.

02:08:25.000 I want this to continue.

02:08:26.000 He got it.

02:08:27.000 He got it.

02:08:28.000 You're right. 0.89

02:08:28.000 Let him break your jaw. 0.89

02:08:29.000 Woo! 0.99

02:08:30.000 That was awesome.

02:08:31.000 How great is a fight when you want to see the...

02:08:34.000 Don't tap.

02:08:35.000 No, no, no, don't tap.

02:08:35.000 I want to see it keep going.

02:08:37.000 But that was pretty slick. 1.00

02:08:38.000 He came out like a motherfucker. 1.00

02:08:40.000 Slick rear naked, man. 1.00

02:08:41.000 Very slick. 0.99

02:08:43.000 Look, octopus. 0.99

02:08:44.000 You know, is it funny that they have this commercial, this fucking monster from the swamp, the Kraken or something, kills these dudes? 0.99

02:08:51.000 How much different is that than an alligator? 1.00

02:08:53.000 They see those bitches all the time. 1.00

02:08:55.000 Dude, alligators are stupid as fuck. 1.00

02:08:57.000 It's scarier when they're smart, dude. 1.00

02:08:59.000 Nothing's scarier than octopus.

02:09:01.000 That's true.

02:09:01.000 That's a B movie right there.

02:09:03.000 Any problem?

02:09:03.000 That's some scary Nightmare on Elm Street octopus movie that comes out of the water.

02:09:09.000 They can come out at night.

02:09:10.000 They can stay out for 30 minutes. 0.99

02:09:11.000 Dude, I saw some gnarly ass crocodiles in Costa Rica, man. 1.00

02:09:15.000 And if it's raining, oh shit, if it's raining, that giant killer octopus can fucking track you down up the mountains. 1.00

02:09:21.000 It can hide in trees and shit. 1.00

02:09:23.000 Think about that. 0.99

02:09:24.000 Do you ever see the octopus that climbs out of the fish tank and goes across the floor? 0.99

02:09:28.000 It happens all the goddamn time. 1.00

02:09:29.000 There's a million videos on YouTube of that shit. 1.00

02:09:32.000 It's incredible how many octopus videos there are on YouTube. 1.00

02:09:36.000 Round two, baby.

02:09:37.000 Round two.

02:09:37.000 So, here's the question.

02:09:40.000 The first round, clear to Gegard, right?

02:09:42.000 Total control.

02:09:44.000 But Uriah...

02:09:45.000 I mean, can it take him down again?

02:09:46.000 Yeah, can it take him down again?

02:09:48.000 I think Uriah's going to be hesitant.

02:09:50.000 You know, Chael Sonnen took Anderson...

02:09:51.000 Oh! 1.00

02:09:55.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:09:57.000 Oh, shit, son. 1.00

02:09:59.000 Don't stop it. 1.00

02:09:59.000 Don't stop it, yeah. 1.00

02:10:01.000 No, no, don't stop it. 1.00

02:10:02.000 Don't stop it, you dumb motherfucker. 1.00

02:10:03.000 That's Gegard. 1.00

02:10:05.000 Oh, he's getting smashed. 1.00

02:10:06.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:10:08.000 You gotta stop it now. 1.00

02:10:09.000 Holy fuck! 1.00

02:10:10.000 Dude, he landed that spinning kick. 1.00

02:10:11.000 Oh my goodness.

02:10:14.000 See, this is what I was saying before the fight, that this guy has moments where his movement... 0.98

02:10:18.000 Damn, he got you in that discussion. 0.97

02:10:20.000 His movement is so extraordinary. 0.99

02:10:22.000 You were saying the best things.

02:10:25.000 You were.

02:10:25.000 You were saying all the right things.

02:10:27.000 Meanwhile, you were right in the first round.

02:10:29.000 In the first round, you were perfectly right.

02:10:31.000 He really did what you thought he would do in the first round.

02:10:34.000 That's how you fight him.

02:10:35.000 Super high level.

02:10:37.000 Chael Sonnen took Anderson Silva down the first round.

02:10:39.000 He was all over him.

02:10:40.000 And I thought, man, can he do that for five rounds?

02:10:42.000 And he couldn't.

02:10:44.000 Here's the thing.

02:10:44.000 Could Uriah Hall have the explosiveness left in that second round after getting mauled in the first, too?

02:10:49.000 Look at this.

02:10:52.000 Boom! 1.00

02:10:52.000 Spinning back kick to the fucking mud and flying knee. 1.00

02:10:56.000 Come on, son. 1.00

02:10:57.000 See, like I'm saying, man, what I'm saying about, look at that movement.

02:11:01.000 When you see, they're probably going to show it one more time, but look how there's no fat in that movement.

02:11:05.000 The way he throws this, watch this.

02:11:08.000 Dude, you don't see that coming.

02:11:10.000 There's no give.

02:11:12.000 You can't train for that.

02:11:12.000 You can train to never be close while he's doing something.

02:11:17.000 That timing's tough.

02:11:18.000 His speed is so good, dude.

02:11:20.000 That'll be a highlight.

02:11:22.000 Forever.

02:11:24.000 Mousasi's a legend.

02:11:25.000 This is a legit stoppage, man.

02:11:27.000 This is a legit stoppage.

02:11:28.000 I know Mousasi would probably say it's not, but he's not doing anything right there.

02:11:34.000 You gotta give it to him, man.

02:11:35.000 What a win for Uriah. 0.99

02:11:37.000 Holy balls. 0.99

02:11:38.000 That was spectacular. 0.98

02:11:39.000 That was amazing.

02:11:40.000 See, and that's kind of what I meant.

02:11:43.000 That's kind of what I meant when I'm talking about what he can do in moments.

02:11:47.000 That's exactly what you meant.

02:11:47.000 That's exactly what I meant.

02:11:48.000 Well, if Uriah gets off-season enough confidence from this, good luck the next guy fights.

02:11:53.000 What do you go from side with Brendan?

02:11:56.000 I'm like, Brendan's making all the valid points here.

02:11:59.000 But you were right.

02:12:00.000 We were both wrong.

02:12:01.000 But meanwhile, he did threaten off his back in the first round with that armbar, so you know that he is working on his jiu-jitsu.

02:12:08.000 He's 100% working on his jiu-jitsu.

02:12:11.000 Because that was pretty slick, the way he set that up.

02:12:13.000 And he caught Musashi off guard.

02:12:15.000 Musashi didn't know that.

02:12:15.000 With a high-level coach, too.

02:12:16.000 Jason Manley's a monster.

02:12:18.000 Well, I've been around guys like that before.

02:12:20.000 These guys who can pull off those wild spinning techniques like from the Taekwondo days.

02:12:25.000 Yeah.

02:12:25.000 And I know like what a high level looks like.

02:12:28.000 And his is a super high level, man.

02:12:30.000 And he's just so physically sharp.

02:12:32.000 Like he's so fast.

02:12:34.000 Like once he gets the technique down, and he obviously has it down perfect, he can pull the trigger faster than almost anybody you're going to bring in to imitate him.

02:12:42.000 There's really only one knock on your eye.

02:12:43.000 It's always been his mental state.

02:12:45.000 Right. 0.99

02:12:45.000 And that win over Musashi is fucking enormous. 0.99

02:12:49.000 Giant. 0.98

02:12:49.000 And especially a stoppage win. 0.98

02:12:51.000 What?

02:12:51.000 Jump spinning back kick to the face.

02:12:52.000 Especially after coming back for that first round, right?

02:12:54.000 Got destroyed.

02:12:55.000 Couldn't go any worse.

02:12:56.000 People learn the mental game.

02:12:57.000 The mental game can come from experience.

02:12:59.000 Because I remember Gary Goodridge, back when he first started fighting, his first loss or his second loss, he would tap really quick.

02:13:05.000 Just from the stinging of the punches on the ground, people would tap to the stinging.

02:13:09.000 But then by the end of his career, he was kickboxing K-1, taking...

02:13:13.000 Full-blown shots.

02:13:14.000 And he learned to survive and take those shots.

02:13:19.000 Yeah.

02:13:20.000 No, he did. 0.98

02:13:20.000 And Gary went on to fight some serious fucking contenders in K-1. 0.98

02:13:25.000 He fought some high-level guys in K-1. 0.98

02:13:27.000 And in MMA, too, man.

02:13:29.000 Gary fought a lot of crazy fights.

02:13:30.000 Yo, can we please see Uriah Hall and Leona Machida next, or what?

02:13:34.000 Ooh.

02:13:35.000 Boom! 0.99

02:13:36.000 Joe Silva, you're welcome.

02:13:37.000 Or Uriah Hall versus Michael Bisping.

02:13:39.000 How about that?

02:13:40.000 Bisping has a fight against Whitaker, and then Anderson Silva wants to fight him after that.

02:13:44.000 Against Whitaker?

02:13:45.000 Whitaker in Australia.

02:13:47.000 So this fight takes Uriah Hall over the top?

02:13:49.000 Who didn't Robert Whitaker used to fight at?

02:13:50.000 170, right?

02:13:51.000 I think so, yeah.

02:13:52.000 Now he's gonna fight at 185?

02:13:53.000 In Australia.

02:13:54.000 Bisping's on that card.

02:13:55.000 That's interesting.

02:13:55.000 Interesting, right?

02:13:56.000 Weird fight for Bisping.

02:13:57.000 Who's Whitaker lost to?

02:13:59.000 He got stopped by someone who was like a really good striker.

02:14:02.000 What was that?

02:14:07.000 Pull up Robert Whittaker's record.

02:14:10.000 When Bisbee told me that, we were on set and he told me that, I went, that's an interesting fight for you. 0.98

02:14:14.000 Big, big, big, big, big fucking win for Uriah Hall. 1.00

02:14:17.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:14:17.000 Doesn't get much bigger than that. 1.00

02:14:18.000 Number six in the world?

02:14:19.000 Y'all put Uriah in the top ten. 0.99

02:14:21.000 Makes Joe Rogan look like he knows what the fuck he's talking about. 1.00

02:14:23.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:14:25.000 Whittaker lost to Thompson. 1.00

02:14:26.000 Stephen Thompson, that's the guy.

02:14:29.000 Wonderboy.

02:14:29.000 He's another one.

02:14:31.000 When he got more and more comfortable with takedown defense and grappling, and he's spending so much time with Weidman working on his wrestling, then you got to see it in the Ellenberger fight. 0.99

02:14:40.000 You got to see what a motherfucker he is. 0.98

02:14:42.000 Well, they get confident because they're not worried if the fight goes down there anymore. 1.00

02:14:45.000 Exactly.

02:14:45.000 They're like, ah, if it does go down, then I'm all right.

02:14:48.000 Well, they know that they can defend, and they also know when they are standing, you can't fuck with Wonderboy, dude. 0.99

02:14:54.000 No one can. 0.97

02:14:55.000 It's also a different style, because just like Uriah Hall, Uriah Hall has more of a karate style than he does a Thai style.

02:15:05.000 100%.

02:15:07.000 When he throws round kicks, he throws them without the windup, so they land quicker.

02:15:14.000 A lot of the Thai guys, they're doing these steps and everything's coming round.

02:15:18.000 They're chopping, but everything's coming round. 0.99

02:15:20.000 Uriah's throwing shit. 0.99

02:15:22.000 If you don't train with a guy like that, you don't know those movements. 1.00

02:15:26.000 You don't know, oh, if I'm standing this close to him, he can jump, spinning back, kick me in the face quicker than I can get away from him.

02:15:33.000 It's the Machida effect. 0.99

02:15:34.000 When Machida first came on, guys were like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:15:36.000 He can do more, though. 0.98

02:15:37.000 Machida never did this. 1.00

02:15:38.000 Machida never did that. 1.00

02:15:40.000 He never did that in a fight. 1.00

02:15:41.000 He ate that fucking horse kick to the face. 0.99

02:15:43.000 Machida would throw round kicks and knees and punches, and he did that jumping front kick to Randy. 1.00

02:15:48.000 I'm saying at the time, people haven't seen it.

02:15:51.000 His movement in and out, and guys couldn't...

02:15:52.000 They couldn't get the distance and they're getting knocked out.

02:15:54.000 That's true. 0.99

02:15:55.000 Now with Uriah, I think Gegard thought he was safe and ate a fucking heel to the face. 0.99

02:15:59.000 Dude, I mean, that kind of speed from that distance and the way he does it with no wind-up, man. 0.99

02:16:05.000 He's a crazy athlete.

02:16:06.000 There's no telegraphing it. 0.79

02:16:08.000 He's a great athlete, but it's also intelligent preparation.

02:16:12.000 True.

02:16:12.000 Because to train someone to throw those things on a trigger like that with no wind-up at all, that's the ultimate goal.

02:16:19.000 It's to have an athlete who's a really good athlete who also listens and trains intelligently to the point where there's no wind-up.

02:16:26.000 He just jumps and kicks. 0.98

02:16:28.000 Goddamn, what a win. 1.00

02:16:29.000 What a fucking win for him. 1.00

02:16:30.000 Eddie, you could have made your money there, brother. 0.99

02:16:32.000 Was he a Tiger Shulman guy?

02:16:33.000 Is that where he started?

02:16:34.000 Yes.

02:16:35.000 Is it?

02:16:36.000 Yep.

02:16:36.000 Amazing.

02:16:37.000 He's a second-degree black belt, right?

02:16:40.000 I think so.

02:16:40.000 You know what's amazing?

02:16:42.000 Like, Tiger Shulman was like, blam, look at that.

02:16:44.000 Jesus Christ.

02:16:44.000 He ducked right into it.

02:16:45.000 Beautiful.

02:16:46.000 And then this.

02:16:47.000 Nasty.

02:16:48.000 I think Musashi might have thought it was a wheel kick. 0.98

02:16:51.000 Instead, he hit him with that jump-spinning back kick to the face. 0.98

02:16:54.000 God, dog. 0.98

02:16:54.000 Look at this. 0.98

02:16:55.000 Boom! 0.99

02:16:56.000 Oh, my goodness.

02:16:58.000 That is insane.

02:16:59.000 And then that knee, dude.

02:17:00.000 Oh my god.

02:17:01.000 I think this is how people expected you had a fight coming off the Ultimate Fighter.

02:17:04.000 Remember when he lost that one fight, there was a little bit of letdown, and then he's just doing work now.

02:17:08.000 It reminds me of Pele.

02:17:09.000 Well, you know what, man? 0.98

02:17:10.000 If the fucking fight went the way the first round went, you wouldn't be saying this, which is what's amazing. 0.99

02:17:15.000 You were right, and I was right. 0.99

02:17:18.000 We were both right.

02:17:19.000 But he figured it out.

02:17:21.000 He figured it out, man.

02:17:22.000 He's awfully made adjustments.

02:17:23.000 Good luck whoever fights him next. 1.00

02:17:25.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:17:26.000 He's gonna learn from that first round, too, that that could happen to him in the grappling. 1.00

02:17:29.000 So he's gonna have to concentrate on his grappling even more.

02:17:31.000 He's gonna have to bring it up to another level.

02:17:32.000 True, but he knows he survived. 0.99

02:17:34.000 He was in some dangerous shit, man. 0.99

02:17:36.000 Mounted. 1.00

02:17:37.000 He almost got choked.

02:17:38.000 Side control.

02:17:38.000 I mean, how close did he come to tapping?

02:17:40.000 Triangle. 0.80

02:17:40.000 Yeah, rear naked. 0.80

02:17:41.000 Twice. 0.94

02:17:42.000 Oh, that was close.

02:17:43.000 That was close. 1.00

02:17:44.000 Damn. 0.99

02:17:44.000 Think about that. 0.99

02:17:45.000 It makes the victory even sweeter.

02:17:47.000 It's an amazing win.

02:17:48.000 How about this fight?

02:17:50.000 Not this one, but DC vs.

02:17:52.000 Alexander.

02:17:52.000 It's a very interesting fight.

02:17:53.000 You know, you wonder what Gustafson can do on the feet.

02:17:58.000 You know, like, can he keep DC off of him?

02:18:01.000 Yeah, it's all he's going to be about.

02:18:02.000 Can he keep the fight standing?

02:18:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:18:03.000 Can he keep the fight standing?

02:18:04.000 Does he try to take DC down the way he tries to take John down?

02:18:07.000 Does he try to, you know, like to let him know really early on, hey, I can take you down too?

02:18:12.000 Does he try to do what Jones did at DC? He ain't taking DC down.

02:18:16.000 That's not happening.

02:18:17.000 You would say that, but you wouldn't think that he would take Jones down either.

02:18:20.000 He took him down twice, correct?

02:18:21.000 DC's different, though.

02:18:23.000 John took DC down.

02:18:25.000 But the word was that John did not take the Gustafson fight very seriously in training.

02:18:30.000 That's what I've heard.

02:18:31.000 That is the word.

02:18:33.000 We're not lying about that.

02:18:35.000 Whether or not that would have played a factor, whether or not Gustafson would have been able to take him down anyway, we don't know.

02:18:40.000 I feel like this fight's not getting enough hype.

02:18:43.000 It's getting no hype.

02:18:44.000 Zero hype.

02:18:45.000 I haven't heard anybody talk about it.

02:18:46.000 It's because Jon Jones is right there still.

02:18:48.000 He's the elephant in the room.

02:18:50.000 Will Jon beat both of them?

02:18:51.000 So it's like, alright, well, there you go.

02:18:53.000 Eddie just nailed it.

02:18:54.000 That's exactly what it is.

02:18:56.000 Zero hype.

02:18:57.000 I mean, and John is just so, everybody knows he's so good.

02:19:01.000 He's so special.

02:19:02.000 And that's also what's tragic about it, you know?

02:19:05.000 What a great comeback story, though.

02:19:07.000 Amazing.

02:19:07.000 If he could pull it off, it's amazing.

02:19:09.000 I bet he does.

02:19:09.000 Jesus Christ, look at Josh Barnett, the triathlon runner.

02:19:13.000 Look at their records.

02:19:15.000 Just a ton of fights.

02:19:17.000 Yeah.

02:19:18.000 Josh Barnett looks leaner than I've ever seen him.

02:19:20.000 Ever.

02:19:20.000 It's the best in shape I've ever seen him.

02:19:22.000 How much did he weigh?

02:19:25.000 Good question.

02:19:26.000 He still has to be 50. You think so?

02:19:29.000 High 40s.

02:19:29.000 For sure.

02:19:30.000 He's a big boy.

02:19:31.000 Eddie, what's the guess?

02:19:31.000 How much did Josh Parnett win?

02:19:33.000 If he was...

02:19:35.000 I'm going to say 240. 245. I'll say 48. 248. Can we find out?

02:19:40.000 Let's see.

02:19:41.000 We'll find out here.

02:19:44.000 245. What does it say?

02:19:45.000 We need the official way.

02:19:47.000 It's not the old one.

02:19:48.000 Yeah, the problem is a lot of times when I read these things off at the fights, they have a tail of the tape.

02:19:57.000 Maybe we go to the video of the weigh-in.

02:19:59.000 There's got to be that.

02:20:00.000 But what I'm saying is for heavyweights, the only way you hear it is if, like, Bruce Buffer's saying it correctly.

02:20:07.000 39. Because, like, sometimes on my sheet that I'll get, like, say, you know, I get a sheet from the UFC that shows a fighter's record, and I'll get the weight that they used to weigh in other fights.

02:20:16.000 Like, sometimes they'll be heavier or lighter.

02:20:18.000 So it says 239?

02:20:20.000 Whoa, Nelson, 269. Whoa.

02:20:23.000 So he was over?

02:20:24.000 Yeah, by four pounds. 1.00

02:20:25.000 Oh, fuck, I forgot. 0.99

02:20:27.000 Barnett was 239. Who said 239? 1.00

02:20:30.000 Powerful Jamie nailed it.

02:20:32.000 Hold up.

02:20:33.000 He can't be 269, otherwise he got penalized, right?

02:20:36.000 Must have had to either give up 20% of his purse or lose the weight.

02:20:39.000 Hold up.

02:20:40.000 Roy got fatter?

02:20:41.000 Maybe he lost the weight.

02:20:43.000 Wouldn't be hard, right?

02:20:45.000 I don't know, bro.

02:20:46.000 He probably was shocked.

02:20:47.000 Dude, that Uriah Hall fight I still can't get over. 0.99

02:20:49.000 That's fucking amazing. 0.96

02:20:50.000 Yeah, and it was what we're saying. 1.00

02:20:53.000 He can do some shit, man, that not a lot of guys can do. 0.99

02:20:57.000 And I knew guys like that. 0.99

02:20:59.000 I knew a lot of guys like that from my Taekwondo days.

02:21:02.000 There was guys that just had this ability to explode with lightning fast spinning techniques that if you weren't ready for it, dude, you got lit up. 0.99

02:21:11.000 You got fucked up. 0.99

02:21:13.000 Uh, fuckin' Rothwell and Stipe are fighting real soon, right? 1.00

02:21:18.000 That's a great fight. 0.86

02:21:19.000 There was this kid that I used to know.

02:21:21.000 His name was Larry Jones.

02:21:22.000 And his legs went all the way up to his ribs.

02:21:25.000 His hips, like, started here.

02:21:27.000 He was a tall dude.

02:21:28.000 He was, like, 6'3", maybe, somewhere around then.

02:21:32.000 But his legs were, like, way longer than he was tall.

02:21:34.000 He looked weird.

02:21:35.000 He looked like the monster from Monsters, Inc. 0.97

02:21:36.000 He had legs that were perfectly designed for kicking you.

02:21:39.000 And this guy, when we talk about talented dudes, physically talented dudes who could throw kicks that no one saw coming, I used to watch this guy kick the bag and I would just be marveled.

02:21:52.000 Just marveled.

02:21:53.000 I couldn't believe what he could do with his legs.

02:21:56.000 He would throw these front leg sidekicks that would just bend this bag in half. 0.96

02:22:00.000 Because he was a big dude.

02:22:01.000 Larry was probably like, 220 natural pounds, 6'3 lean, didn't lift any weights.

02:22:07.000 Built for kicking.

02:22:08.000 Built for kicking.

02:22:09.000 Like, all of his weight, I mean, it might not have been even that heavy.

02:22:13.000 It might have been like 200 pounds now that I think about it.

02:22:15.000 But he wasn't a weightlifter at all. 0.96

02:22:17.000 Like, it was all just throwing kicks and running up hills and shit like that. 1.00

02:22:20.000 But he would kick the bag and you just go, what the fuck, man? 0.99

02:22:24.000 Like, you've never seen anything like it. 0.99

02:22:26.000 He would throw these spinning techniques.

02:22:27.000 And ever since that, I was like, how come I haven't seen a guy who can move like that in MMA? And then you start slowly seeing like Barboza can do it.

02:22:35.000 You know, a few other guys can do it.

02:22:36.000 They can move like that with that kind of speed and their spins.

02:22:40.000 Barboza has the quickest kicks I've ever seen in my life.

02:22:42.000 Never seen anybody quick.

02:22:44.000 Does he have a fight scheduled?

02:22:45.000 I hope so.

02:22:46.000 I don't think so.

02:22:48.000 I was telling Michael Jai White, you know who he is?

02:22:52.000 Big, giant, karate guy. 0.98

02:22:54.000 I was just telling him about Joe Rogan's turning sidekicks and all the stories and all that shit. 0.97

02:23:00.000 And he's at my gym. 0.98

02:23:02.000 He's big.

02:23:02.000 He's like 6'4", 240 pounds.

02:23:05.000 Did karate his whole life and shit. 0.98

02:23:06.000 And I'm telling him about Joe Rogan's turning sidekicks, how amazing it is. 0.99

02:23:10.000 And he goes, okay, let me see you throw one.

02:23:14.000 So he throws one. 0.99

02:23:15.000 After all this shit I talk about, Joe, at Legends, where 10th Planet headquarters used to be, he fucking throws one turning sidekick, breaks the bag, the chain, off the ceiling. 0.99

02:23:26.000 He breaks it all the ceiling and lands. 1.00

02:23:28.000 I'm like, oh shit, Chris Riley's gonna be fucking pissed. 0.99

02:23:31.000 We're trying to put it back up. 0.99

02:23:32.000 I'm holding it back up.

02:23:33.000 And it's like the chain totally broke off.

02:23:36.000 And then we just left it on the ground as a ground and pound bag.

02:23:40.000 But I couldn't say anything about Joe Rogan anymore. 1.00

02:23:44.000 This motherfucker just broke his bag. 0.99

02:23:45.000 Michael Chai White is an athlete, dude. 1.00

02:23:47.000 He has clean technique, too.

02:23:49.000 That's Spawn, right?

02:23:50.000 Yeah, Spawn.

02:23:51.000 He's got clean karate technique, man.

02:23:54.000 I think he hopping side kicked it, right?

02:23:56.000 Turning side kick.

02:23:57.000 It was a turning side kick.

02:23:58.000 Blew the bag off the ceiling.

02:24:00.000 Yeah, well...

02:24:02.000 They weren't very good at keeping those bags on the ceiling.

02:24:06.000 I assumed that.

02:24:08.000 I broke that chain, too, before.

02:24:10.000 Did you?

02:24:11.000 Yeah, I broke that chain.

02:24:11.000 You did?

02:24:12.000 Yeah, that chain got broken a few times. 1.00

02:24:14.000 I was talking about the video with GSP and going, fuck. 0.99

02:24:16.000 That was a different bag, though. 0.97

02:24:17.000 Remember, that was a center bag, and the GSP bag was a bag to the far right? 1.00

02:24:21.000 A couple people broke that bag, but you gotta be a motherfucker to break that bag. 0.99

02:24:25.000 That chain was really chintzy. 1.00

02:24:28.000 Oh, okay.

02:24:28.000 But when he hit it, he hit it perfect.

02:24:31.000 I've seen him do a lot of other stuff, too.

02:24:33.000 I've seen him throw a lot of kicks.

02:24:34.000 He kicks real good. 1.00

02:24:35.000 Holy shit, he's huge. 1.00

02:24:36.000 He's giant. 1.00

02:24:40.000 He's a super athlete. 1.00

02:24:41.000 When you watch Michael Jai White in movies, watch him do all that stuff in movies, that guy can do that shit for real. 0.99

02:24:46.000 What's he do now? 0.99

02:24:47.000 He makes movies. 0.99

02:24:48.000 He does a lot of TV shows and shit. 0.99

02:24:49.000 He's always doing something. 0.99

02:24:50.000 I saw him on some sitcom.

02:24:51.000 It's the craziest thing, because I coordinated some fights for Never Back Down 2. Some of his fights.

02:24:57.000 He wanted some high-level jiu-jitsu in there.

02:24:59.000 And if you watch Never Back Down 2, dude, he's twistering and crotch-ripping people.

02:25:04.000 Oh, yeah.

02:25:04.000 That's right.

02:25:05.000 I forgot when you guys went down there for that.

02:25:08.000 It's crazy how...

02:25:09.000 How quickly and on the spot those fights get put together.

02:25:13.000 Because we're just on the set.

02:25:15.000 Just figuring it out.

02:25:15.000 And we're like, okay, this next fight we need to...

02:25:17.000 We have like a basic idea that we go over like three times and we need to start filming.

02:25:22.000 Bro, this is the heaviest I've ever seen Roy.

02:25:24.000 Yeah, he's pretty big, man.

02:25:25.000 That ain't good.

02:25:26.000 That gut is...

02:25:26.000 That's not a good sign.

02:25:27.000 Could be a power gut, son.

02:25:28.000 I don't know.

02:25:29.000 It might be.

02:25:29.000 Maybe not though, right?

02:25:31.000 Oh my god.

02:25:31.000 If I lose this one, that's $2,000.

02:25:33.000 Did you bet on Roy?

02:25:34.000 Did you bet on Roy?

02:25:35.000 No, no, no.

02:25:36.000 I have Roy.

02:25:37.000 But it seems like a sure bet.

02:25:39.000 But anything can happen.

02:25:40.000 There's no sure bets.

02:25:40.000 There's no sure bets, but yes.

02:25:42.000 When a dude punches as hard as Roy does, you fucking never know, man. 0.75

02:25:45.000 I just think Barnett's gonna close the distance, drag him to the mat, and do work. 0.97

02:25:49.000 I hope so.

02:25:50.000 Michael Jai White is a black belt in Kyokushin.

02:25:52.000 The journey to zero begins now.

02:25:54.000 Bring it! 0.98

02:25:55.000 You know, Jai White has done that thing where you have to spar, like, multiple people in a day. 0.97

02:25:59.000 He's done those crazy Kyokushin competitions where, you know, like, to get your black belt or something like that, they make you fight, like, fucking ten different dudes.

02:26:05.000 He talked about that on my podcast. 0.99

02:26:07.000 He's done a lot of that shit. 1.00

02:26:08.000 30 guys in one day. 1.00

02:26:08.000 Yeah, that's real. 1.00

02:26:10.000 They'll make you spar, like, 30 guys.

02:26:12.000 Like, each guy does, like, a few minutes.

02:26:15.000 He was so big and so fast and so strong, I'm sure there was no problem for him. 0.97

02:26:21.000 He's a monster.

02:26:22.000 It's a weird style, too, because they punch full blast to the body, and then they kick full blast to the head, and they stand right in front of each other, and they don't wear any pads.

02:26:32.000 So there's a lot of kicks coming out of nowhere.

02:26:35.000 You can punch to the head, too? 0.86

02:26:35.000 Or just kick to the head, right? 0.86

02:26:35.000 No, you can't punch to the head. 0.86

02:26:36.000 Just kick to the head. 1.00

02:26:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:26:37.000 That's hard as you can. 0.99

02:26:38.000 It's a weird fucking gig. 0.99

02:26:39.000 Well, a lot of those guys went off into kickboxing. 0.99

02:26:43.000 A lot of those guys in the early days of kickboxing, a lot of those guys were kyokushin guys that learned how to punch. 0.96

02:26:49.000 Learned how to punch the face, learned how to box, you know?

02:26:52.000 But their kicks were extraordinary.

02:26:53.000 They would throw kicks from like real weird angles because they would stand like Rock'em Sock'em Robot style right in front of each other sometimes and then throw those chopping...

02:27:03.000 Kicks?

02:27:04.000 Pretty sure Fetosa's first style was kyokushin. 0.88

02:27:08.000 A lot of those guys would throw that Brazilian kick. 1.00

02:27:10.000 That was like part of the style.

02:27:12.000 Who was the Brazilian in K1 who was throwing axe kicks? 0.95

02:27:16.000 That's Feitoso, right?

02:27:17.000 No, there was another guy.

02:27:18.000 Was it Filho?

02:27:21.000 Francisco Filho?

02:27:22.000 Yes.

02:27:22.000 Both of them.

02:27:23.000 Glaube Feitoso and Filho.

02:27:25.000 Two high-level Brazilian guys.

02:27:27.000 We haven't really seen axe kicks land in MMA yet, have we?

02:27:30.000 Oh, not really.

02:27:30.000 We haven't seen that.

02:27:31.000 We've seen cartwheel kicks.

02:27:32.000 You know, Alan Joban's throwing.

02:27:33.000 He's known for cartwheel kicks.

02:27:35.000 How crazy is that?

02:27:37.000 Yeah, so was, what's his name?

02:27:39.000 Anthony Pettis?

02:27:40.000 Dwight Anderson Silva.

02:27:42.000 Dwight Anderson Silva?

02:27:44.000 Brian Ebersole.

02:27:45.000 It was his joke. 0.99

02:27:47.000 His nickname was T-W-A-S. That's ridiculous. 1.00

02:27:53.000 He was a silly dude. 1.00

02:27:56.000 He's a dude. 0.99

02:27:56.000 He just retired. 0.99

02:27:57.000 He had the arrow shaved in his chest.

02:27:58.000 I could see that guy having a podcast.

02:28:00.000 Like a successful podcast, right?

02:28:02.000 For sure. 1.00

02:28:02.000 Because Chael Sonnen, holy shit, dude. 1.00

02:28:05.000 He is a murderer. 1.00

02:28:07.000 Have you heard his podcast? 0.99

02:28:08.000 Is it great?

02:28:08.000 He crushes, dude.

02:28:09.000 He smashes.

02:28:10.000 It's perfect for him.

02:28:11.000 He's gonna be the new Jim Rome.

02:28:13.000 He's so good.

02:28:14.000 Good.

02:28:14.000 It's perfect for him.

02:28:15.000 He just signed with World Series of Fighting, too, play-by-play.

02:28:18.000 Good.

02:28:18.000 You know, look, man.

02:28:19.000 That guy can talk.

02:28:20.000 Chael Sonnen is one of the... 0.99

02:28:22.000 Until Conor McGregor came along, I said he was the greatest shit-talker of all time. 1.00

02:28:25.000 But Conor took shit to another level. 1.00

02:28:26.000 Watch The Ultimate Fighter. 1.00

02:28:28.000 Oh, man. 1.00

02:28:29.000 Conor is wicked with shit-talking. 1.00

02:28:32.000 Look at Josh Barnett lean as fuck. 1.00

02:28:34.000 Trying to get that modeling contract, son. 1.00

02:28:36.000 Said, fuck this, fuck you. 1.00

02:28:38.000 He's been hanging out with Victor Webster too much. 1.00

02:28:40.000 Hasn't he been doing a lot of movies and stuff?

02:28:42.000 Movies, yeah.

02:28:43.000 He's done a lot of acting, right?

02:28:44.000 He's been doing some wrestling stuff in Japan, like the fake wrestling.

02:28:47.000 Pro wrestling?

02:28:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:28:48.000 Don't say fake, bro.

02:28:49.000 Sorry.

02:28:49.000 Have some respect.

02:28:50.000 They're in Japan right now.

02:28:51.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:28:52.000 Josh Barnett, best catch wrestler. 0.98

02:28:54.000 Damn, Roy's almost 40? 0.99

02:28:56.000 261, it says. 0.99

02:28:57.000 All of a sudden, Roy Nelson's a hipster.

02:28:59.000 But hey, why does it say 261?

02:29:00.000 That guy is tough on that belly...

02:29:03.000 Is it 269 or 261?

02:29:05.000 It says 1 to me. 0.99

02:29:07.000 He probably took a giant shit and he came in and weighed himself again and he was 261. The YouTube video at the way end is 261. Okay. 0.99

02:29:15.000 Bruce Buffer, I was on his podcast. 1.00

02:29:19.000 That motherfucker can host. 1.00

02:29:20.000 Have you been on Bruce Buffer's podcast? 1.00

02:29:22.000 I've been on Bruce and Chase.

02:29:23.000 He's a natural host.

02:29:25.000 Of course.

02:29:25.000 I was shocked how good he was.

02:29:28.000 That guy's a professional host.

02:29:29.000 He's really, really good.

02:29:31.000 Well, think about how good he is as an announcer.

02:29:33.000 No one's better.

02:29:34.000 Never been a better announcer ever.

02:29:34.000 Yeah, but there's a big difference between ring announcer and holding down a show.

02:29:37.000 Well, he has no off button.

02:29:39.000 He has no off button. 1.00

02:29:39.000 I've seen him at restaurants in fucking Venice. 1.00

02:29:42.000 They're like, Brendan! 0.99

02:29:43.000 Brendan Schaub.

02:29:44.000 How you doing?

02:29:45.000 Just getting back from my karate lesson.

02:29:47.000 Dude, Bruce Buffer.

02:29:48.000 Brendan, when we surfing? 0.99

02:29:50.000 Coming back from Abu Dhabi, he hooked my ass up, man. 1.00

02:29:54.000 He fucking hooked me up. 1.00

02:29:56.000 He's the man. 0.99

02:29:56.000 Bruce Buffer, man, it's a long story, but he got me. 0.99

02:30:00.000 He used all his miles to get me business class.

02:30:03.000 I had economy coming back from Sao Paulo.

02:30:05.000 That's so cool.

02:30:05.000 Yeah, he was so cool.

02:30:07.000 He hooked it all up. 1.00

02:30:08.000 I'm like, well, you don't have to fuck. 1.00

02:30:09.000 That's so cool. 1.00

02:30:09.000 I needed like 50,000 miles or something to do that shit. 1.00

02:30:12.000 Wow. 1.00

02:30:12.000 It was crazy. 1.00

02:30:13.000 He hooked it up.

02:30:14.000 That's so cool.

02:30:15.000 That's a 15 hour flight.

02:30:17.000 Yeah.

02:30:17.000 Sao Paulo to LA direct business class.

02:30:19.000 That was huge.

02:30:20.000 I just did it.

02:30:21.000 That was huge.

02:30:21.000 I just did it for the Ronda fight.

02:30:23.000 I flew Rio to Sao Paulo.

02:30:25.000 Sao Paulo one way.

02:30:26.000 There's no one direct route from Rio?

02:30:29.000 No.

02:30:29.000 To LA? There's no direct flight to Rio.

02:30:31.000 You fly to Miami and then you fly to Rio.

02:30:33.000 Or Atlanta, right?

02:30:34.000 Yeah, I fly Atlanta to Rio.

02:30:37.000 But Sao Paulo is a direct flight from LA, so I just went that way.

02:30:40.000 Dude, I feel like these guys have to fight each other before they retire, right?

02:30:43.000 It's like two vets, man.

02:30:45.000 It's a good fight.

02:30:46.000 This is going to be interesting. 1.00

02:30:46.000 Barnett's such a fucking vet. 1.00

02:30:48.000 So is Roy. 0.99

02:30:49.000 Barnett thinks that he just has way too many tools and he fights too smart.

02:30:53.000 He thinks that Roy is just too one-dimensional.

02:30:56.000 And it's interesting that his approach to this fight was to get lean and to watch his diet.

02:31:01.000 Whereas, you know, that's like counter, completely counter to how Roy behaves.

02:31:07.000 It's such an interesting fight, man.

02:31:09.000 Yeah, Roy isn't hiring no dietitian. 0.97

02:31:11.000 There's two fucking pure fighters, two vets, man. 0.95

02:31:17.000 What was Roy's last fight? 0.97

02:31:18.000 Roy's last fight was when...

02:31:20.000 Mark Hunt fight.

02:31:21.000 Mark Hunt.

02:31:21.000 He got knocked out by Mark Hunt.

02:31:22.000 And then he fight again after that?

02:31:24.000 Before that, he fought.

02:31:25.000 No, he hasn't fought.

02:31:26.000 Before that, he knocked out Noguera.

02:31:28.000 And then before that, he lost three. 1.00

02:31:29.000 Do you remember this shit? 0.99

02:31:30.000 He had a giant victory over Noguera, which was crazy huge. 1.00

02:31:34.000 In Abu Dhabi.

02:31:35.000 That KO was terrifying.

02:31:36.000 True.

02:31:36.000 It was scary.

02:31:37.000 I never want Nog to fight ever again after that. 0.99

02:31:39.000 Terrifying knockout.

02:31:40.000 But so then he lost to DC, Frank Mir, beat Nog, got knocked out by Mark Hunt, and now he's fighting this.

02:31:47.000 Yeah, the Mark Hunt one exposed like some holes in his striking when, you know, Mark Hunt is just so slick and experienced. 0.99

02:31:53.000 Oh, damn! 0.99

02:31:54.000 That's what I'm saying, dude. 1.00

02:31:56.000 You got to be always careful of that shit from Roy. 1.00

02:31:58.000 Come on, Big Roy. 1.00

02:31:59.000 I got a thousand on it, son.

02:32:01.000 It's amazing that he gets that entire mullet and that little hairball.

02:32:04.000 Eddie Bravo, if you're $2,000 in the hole, you might have to rub his feet or something.

02:32:09.000 Dude, I'm gonna need my cash, son.

02:32:10.000 We're gonna keep it rolling.

02:32:11.000 I'm gonna need my cash, son. 1.00

02:32:13.000 I'm going back on that shit. 1.00

02:32:15.000 I get lucrative, son. 1.00

02:32:16.000 Oh, big kick by Barnett!

02:32:18.000 Yes, come on, Josh!

02:32:20.000 The journey to zero begins today. 0.81

02:32:22.000 Looking for the guillotine.

02:32:23.000 Oh, look, he's trying to take him down. 1.00

02:32:25.000 Holy shit, son! 1.00

02:32:26.000 Roy takes him down. 1.00

02:32:27.000 Look at this.

02:32:29.000 I want to see these guys grapple, son.

02:32:31.000 Have we ever seen this?

02:32:33.000 Roy Nelson taking someone down?

02:32:35.000 Yes, Crow Cop. 0.99

02:32:36.000 Did it work?

02:32:37.000 And I'm the ultimate fighter.

02:32:38.000 He crucified people.

02:32:39.000 Roy's got his head pinned up against the cage.

02:32:41.000 Roy's heavy on top.

02:32:42.000 Let's see, man.

02:32:43.000 Look at him.

02:32:44.000 He's grabbing the fence. 0.96

02:32:45.000 If Josh Barnett gets tapped here, you know how goddamn crazy that would be. 0.95

02:32:48.000 You know what? 0.91

02:32:49.000 He's got the underhook on the wrong side here.

02:32:51.000 Look at this.

02:32:52.000 He's got the inside underhook on the...

02:32:56.000 How much time does Josh spend on his back as a catch wrestler?

02:33:00.000 That's a good question.

02:33:01.000 He went for an armbar against Ted Williams, you know, 15 years ago.

02:33:06.000 That was in 1998, son. 1.00

02:33:08.000 Do you remember that shit? 1.00

02:33:09.000 Yeah, it's old school, man. 1.00

02:33:11.000 Dude, you remember?

02:33:12.000 I thought I had you. 1.00

02:33:13.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:33:14.000 Remember Ted Williams got mad? 0.99

02:33:15.000 You always talk about how good the guard is, how important the guard is.

02:33:18.000 Oh, dude, that was an article.

02:33:20.000 Ted Williams was like, why don't you try doing the guard on me?

02:33:21.000 They're like, well, you're not the same size.

02:33:23.000 What are you talking about?

02:33:24.000 A grappling magazine, he had an interview and it said, the guard is dead.

02:33:28.000 He's the one who started the guard.

02:33:30.000 The guard is dead.

02:33:30.000 He started the guard is dead.

02:33:32.000 He needs a row at Verdum and then re-avise that statement.

02:33:34.000 For reals.

02:33:35.000 I'm sure he doesn't feel that.

02:33:36.000 No.

02:33:37.000 Revising statements from 15 years ago, a lot of people had some ideas about what didn't work. 0.97

02:33:42.000 Who the fuck thought spinning kicks worked back then?

02:33:43.000 I thought head kicks would never work, and just like most people, most UFC fans, head kicks only worked in movies. 0.99

02:33:50.000 And Ted Williams was right when he saw the state of the guard that was in Gladiator Combat. 0.96

02:33:55.000 Yeah, everyone sucked at it. 0.59

02:33:55.000 Or King of the Cage. 0.59

02:33:56.000 You weren't seeing, like, the best of the best.

02:33:59.000 Well, you'd have to be, like, almost at the jiu-jitsu competitions or in the labs.

02:34:03.000 Dude, back then, King of the Cage 2000?

02:34:06.000 Why are they standing him up?

02:34:06.000 It was rare to see a guard pass.

02:34:08.000 People didn't even want to pass him up. 1.00

02:34:10.000 That's shit. 1.00

02:34:10.000 Why are they standing him up? 1.00

02:34:11.000 That's pure shit. 1.00

02:34:12.000 What is that? 1.00

02:34:13.000 Oh.

02:34:14.000 Josh Brennan keeps throwing that left kick.

02:34:17.000 They want action, Brendan.

02:34:19.000 Action. 1.00

02:34:19.000 Dude, it's bullshit. 1.00

02:34:20.000 Josh is pushing him here. 1.00

02:34:21.000 Boom, knees. 0.97

02:34:22.000 Nasty knees.

02:34:24.000 Dude, you can't come straight in like that against fucking Roy. 1.00

02:34:27.000 Come on, Josh! 1.00

02:34:28.000 Come on, Josh!

02:34:30.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00

02:34:32.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:34:33.000 Josh, you can get in trouble with this right hand. 1.00

02:34:35.000 Oh, nice uppercut. 0.96

02:34:37.000 I think that fucked Roy up. 0.97

02:34:38.000 Look at Roy's face. 0.95

02:34:39.000 Roy's got a tremendous chin.

02:34:40.000 Has he ever been knocked out?

02:34:41.000 Mark Hunt, son.

02:34:42.000 Walked away KO. Josh Barnett is, like, really pouring it on.

02:34:45.000 He's showing some excellent cardio here.

02:34:47.000 That might have been his plan.

02:34:49.000 That might have been his plan, though, in this fight.

02:34:51.000 To come in so lean, just really pour the pace on him.

02:34:55.000 It makes sense if you want to make a run for him.

02:34:56.000 Nice kick! 1.00

02:34:57.000 Great body kick! 1.00

02:34:58.000 Damn! 0.99

02:34:59.000 That hurt. 1.00

02:35:00.000 Oh, elbow! 0.99

02:35:01.000 Look at Josh!

02:35:02.000 Come on! 0.61

02:35:04.000 Bring it to zero! 1.00

02:35:05.000 Bring it to zero, baby! 1.00

02:35:06.000 Look at that sneaky uppercut Barnett's been throwing, too.

02:35:09.000 Josh is looking for that arm drag.

02:35:10.000 If you're Josh and you want to make a run at the title, you gotta have cardio, man.

02:35:14.000 Boom.

02:35:15.000 Big knee.

02:35:16.000 Well, you know what, man?

02:35:17.000 A loss like that Travis Brown fight, this guy's a warrior. 1.00

02:35:21.000 That lights a fire under a motherfucker. 1.00

02:35:22.000 Yeah, they said he was fucking pissed. 1.00

02:35:24.000 Of course. 0.99

02:35:25.000 He was pissed when he came on my podcast.

02:35:26.000 He was talking about it.

02:35:27.000 He's mad about it?

02:35:28.000 Yeah, well, that Travis had done the thumb across the neck thing, his thing.

02:35:33.000 He thought that was super disrespectful, and he said he wasn't up for that fight.

02:35:38.000 I've heard all sorts of stories about Barnett's camp, that fight. 0.98

02:35:41.000 We have a mutual training partner, and he said Barnett's camp was pure shit, so he's super upset about that fight. 0.98

02:35:47.000 Oh, man, you know? 0.98

02:35:48.000 When a guy's been fighting for that long, it's probably hard to get up like that for every camp. 1.00

02:35:54.000 Holy shit! 0.99

02:35:55.000 Roy takes him down again. 1.00

02:35:57.000 What?

02:35:58.000 He's winning this round.

02:35:58.000 Has Roy evolved?

02:36:00.000 He's evolving into a good jiu-jitsu.

02:36:02.000 But you never know.

02:36:04.000 He never tried to use it.

02:36:05.000 He's trying for that straight arm bar from his back.

02:36:07.000 You know what?

02:36:08.000 He lost this round.

02:36:09.000 I mean, Roy got this round.

02:36:11.000 Is this going to be five rounds?

02:36:12.000 This is five rounds. 1.00

02:36:13.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:36:15.000 Which is bad for Roy, I feel like. 1.00

02:36:16.000 Yeah, one of five, man.

02:36:18.000 Yeah.

02:36:18.000 This is interesting.

02:36:19.000 He's going to pass right here.

02:36:20.000 Watch.

02:36:20.000 Oh, look at that knee slice.

02:36:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:36:23.000 Henzo Gracie black belt, son! 1.00

02:36:26.000 It's more like Mark Lehman black belt.

02:36:28.000 He was with Mark Lehman longer than...

02:36:30.000 Well, Henzo gave him his black belt.

02:36:31.000 Well, Henzo gave him his black belt.

02:36:32.000 Yes, you're right, you're right.

02:36:33.000 But Mark Lehman, he did train with Mark Lehman forever.

02:36:35.000 He just trained with Mark for a long time.

02:36:36.000 I agree.

02:36:37.000 Good ground and pound by Roy. 0.99

02:36:38.000 Good fucking ground and pound from the half guard. 1.00

02:36:40.000 Barnett off his back! 1.00

02:36:42.000 Interesting that he's able to take Barnett down.

02:36:45.000 Do you think that being leaner, losing weight makes you a little more vulnerable to takedowns?

02:36:52.000 Because the guy doesn't have to throw as much weight around?

02:36:54.000 Does that make any sense?

02:36:55.000 It does kind of make sense.

02:36:56.000 But only a little bit, right?

02:36:57.000 A little bit.

02:36:57.000 Because it's only 20 pounds.

02:36:59.000 Well, that's why there's weight divisions in wrestling. 1.00

02:37:01.000 Bigger guys can take little guys down easy, and little guys can take bigger guys down easy.

02:37:06.000 That's why people are killing themselves.

02:37:08.000 The question is like how much of Barnett's weight loss is like he's lost some fat clearly, right?

02:37:13.000 To get down like 10 pounds.

02:37:15.000 What do you think?

02:37:15.000 Did Barnett wrestle in college?

02:37:17.000 How much lighter is that?

02:37:17.000 Probably 15. He was 264. He used to be like 264. He lost 25 pounds.

02:37:24.000 Really?

02:37:24.000 25. He was always 265. Let's find out what he weighed in for the Travis Brown fight.

02:37:29.000 You know what?

02:37:29.000 He was actually more than 265. He was more like...

02:37:33.000 Yeah, he's about 265. So he lost some fat, right?

02:37:37.000 Did he wrestle in college, Josh Barnett?

02:37:39.000 Josh?

02:37:40.000 I don't think he did.

02:37:41.000 If he did, it was probably a junior college.

02:37:43.000 So I'm not that shocked that he's being taken down here.

02:37:47.000 It's not like he was a world-class wrestler.

02:37:49.000 Dude, no one takes Josh down, really.

02:37:50.000 It's pretty rare, but DC did.

02:37:53.000 DC ragdolled him.

02:37:54.000 Yeah, DC did. 1.00

02:37:56.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:37:57.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:37:58.000 Come on! 1.00

02:37:59.000 Roy is throwing haymakers.

02:38:01.000 Get that money, Roy!

02:38:03.000 I'll send you 50%, buddy.

02:38:04.000 Dude, Roy Nelson does not look like he's in bad shape here.

02:38:07.000 I know, don't let the gut fool ya!

02:38:08.000 Dude, these hard shots by Roy! 1.00

02:38:11.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:38:13.000 Look at it, Roy's throwing kicks. 1.00

02:38:15.000 Roy's got some hair.

02:38:15.000 Dude, Josh is hurt.

02:38:17.000 Look at that.

02:38:17.000 He is hurt.

02:38:18.000 Jesus Christ, Roy hits hard. 0.73

02:38:20.000 Josh has some big-ass legs. 0.99

02:38:22.000 That sounded gay. 0.99

02:38:24.000 Sorry, bro. 1.00

02:38:25.000 Well, hey, I was about to go even gayer because I would say he has some juicy thighs but a flat ass. 1.00

02:38:29.000 That's a bad look, son. 0.99

02:38:31.000 This is interesting.

02:38:32.000 I remember hanging out with Roy Nelson years and years ago.

02:38:35.000 Never, ever imagined he would be...

02:38:36.000 A UFC superstar, like, knocking people out.

02:38:40.000 That's the last thing I ever would imagine.

02:38:42.000 Dude, we had, like, breakfast with him at the hotel in that little cafe before he ever had an MMA fight.

02:38:49.000 And we knew him as a jiu-jitsu guy.

02:38:52.000 Yeah, he was a dude who was really good at jiu-jitsu.

02:38:54.000 Yeah, I fought Roy with four fights.

02:38:56.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:38:57.000 He turned into a brawler.

02:39:00.000 Ooh, good check, hook by Josh.

02:39:02.000 248. 248. So he wasn't that much heavier for that fight.

02:39:05.000 He was only 9 pounds heavier for his Travis Brown fight. 1.00

02:39:08.000 He looked like shit, man. 0.99

02:39:10.000 Right. 1.00

02:39:10.000 His body looked like shit. 1.00

02:39:11.000 He split on muscle and lost fat. 0.99

02:39:12.000 But he definitely hasn't lost 25 pounds, according to that weigh-in, at least.

02:39:17.000 But he looks good, man.

02:39:18.000 This is about his good fit.

02:39:20.000 He doesn't look weak, is what I'm saying.

02:39:21.000 So if Roy's taking him down, I really don't think that that's the factor.

02:39:25.000 I think it's just Roy's catching him in transitions. 0.99

02:39:28.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:39:28.000 Nice straight left. 0.99

02:39:31.000 Oh, fuck, bro. 1.00

02:39:33.000 Barnett. 1.00

02:39:33.000 These boys are trading. 1.00

02:39:34.000 Barnett also looks like he's been turning it on.

02:39:38.000 He turned it on in the stand-up.

02:39:41.000 Oh, look at that.

02:39:41.000 After initial flurries.

02:39:42.000 That was beautiful.

02:39:43.000 That was beautiful.

02:39:44.000 Very good combos.

02:39:45.000 That was beautiful. 0.98

02:39:46.000 Dude, he's kind of fucked him up there. 1.00

02:39:48.000 And he's pouring it on him. 1.00

02:39:49.000 Boom.

02:39:49.000 And he's switching southpaw.

02:39:52.000 Barnett's striking.

02:39:53.000 Oh, nice.

02:39:53.000 Elbows.

02:39:54.000 Jesus.

02:39:55.000 Boom.

02:39:56.000 Yeah, and he's waiting for Roy to get tired before he pours it on, too. 1.00

02:40:01.000 Damn! 0.99

02:40:01.000 Fighting Crafty in the beginning part of the round, and then he hits around three minutes in, he starts really turning it off. 0.99

02:40:07.000 Some veteran shit. 0.99

02:40:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:40:08.000 Well, he also knows Roy, you know, could do- Oh, look at that! 1.00

02:40:11.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:40:11.000 Roy could do a lot of damage, but- He's trying to touch the ground. 0.99

02:40:13.000 You can't be at your best with that body.

02:40:15.000 There's no way.

02:40:18.000 Boom! 0.99

02:40:18.000 Yeah, physically there's just snow, right? 0.99

02:40:20.000 Some girls like that. 1.00

02:40:22.000 Bro, let's say Roy gets down to 220. Is he going to be the same power puncher, or does that right hand go away?

02:40:29.000 That's a super good question. 1.00

02:40:31.000 And that's his shit. 1.00

02:40:31.000 No one could know, right? 1.00

02:40:32.000 You don't know until he tries it, and he's never tried it.

02:40:35.000 I mean, we might see a better Roy than ever.

02:40:37.000 Jesus Christ, Josh is looking good.

02:40:39.000 He's relentless here with his stand-up.

02:40:41.000 He's bleeding.

02:40:42.000 It's Josh's nose on Roy's shoulder.

02:40:46.000 Roy's in agony, man.

02:40:47.000 He's taking some big breaths.

02:40:49.000 Josh keeps hitting that solar plexus too.

02:40:51.000 Dude, you know when Josh would have Stitch corner on him, which this hurts him for sure not having Stitch because he used to only fight with Stitch.

02:40:57.000 Before he went in the lockdown, he'd tell Stitch, let me die in there.

02:41:00.000 I used to tell Stitch the opposite.

02:41:02.000 Don't let me die in there.

02:41:03.000 For reals.

02:41:05.000 I'd say, Stitch, look at me, bro. 1.00

02:41:07.000 Don't let me fucking die in there, bro. 0.99

02:41:09.000 Josh would say the exact opposite. 1.00

02:41:11.000 I remember thinking, god damn, that's gangster. 0.98

02:41:13.000 What's that, Jamie? 0.99

02:41:13.000 It was 265 that fight. 0.99

02:41:15.000 Oh, okay.

02:41:15.000 Boom.

02:41:17.000 So it was incorrect.

02:41:18.000 25 pounds.

02:41:19.000 Yeah, you're 100% right then.

02:41:20.000 That's 100% right.

02:41:23.000 More so, right? 1.00

02:41:26.000 Damn, this is nasty. 0.99

02:41:31.000 It's going to be interesting if this thing goes all five. 0.99

02:41:33.000 There's no way. 0.99

02:41:35.000 Damn. 0.99

02:41:36.000 I think it was 26 pounds, right, Eddie? 0.99

02:41:38.000 Know what they said?

02:41:39.000 Yep.

02:41:39.000 It says 239, so he lost 26 pounds?

02:41:42.000 That's insane.

02:41:42.000 Talk about dedication.

02:41:44.000 Oh, man!

02:41:44.000 That elbow!

02:41:45.000 Nasty! 0.50

02:41:46.000 You think Josh is mad that Reebok didn't make it speedo Reebok? 0.98

02:41:49.000 Nah! 0.99

02:41:50.000 Dennis Hallman's pissed.

02:41:52.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:41:53.000 Josh used to always fight in those fucking undies. 1.00

02:41:55.000 Boom! 1.00

02:41:55.000 There's that knee again. 1.00

02:41:56.000 Oh, man.

02:41:57.000 His clinch is nasty, this fight.

02:41:59.000 I don't see how much Roy...

02:42:00.000 Oh, Roy's done.

02:42:01.000 Roy's done. 1.00

02:42:01.000 He is tired as fuck. 1.00

02:42:02.000 Unless he's playing possum. 1.00

02:42:04.000 That's not a possum.

02:42:05.000 Oh! 0.60

02:42:06.000 Leroy with a big kick! 0.89

02:42:07.000 Crazy!

02:42:08.000 What?

02:42:09.000 Kung Fu Panda!

02:42:10.000 Oh, and... 1.00

02:42:11.000 Damn! 1.00

02:42:12.000 Josh comes back. 1.00

02:42:13.000 Unless he's playing possum and he throws a head kick. 0.99

02:42:15.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:42:17.000 Fucking saw that coming. 1.00

02:42:18.000 He throws a head kick. 0.99

02:42:20.000 And rocked him.

02:42:21.000 But then Barnett rocked him back.

02:42:22.000 Is that his first head kick ever?

02:42:23.000 I would assume so.

02:42:25.000 Especially in the UFC. That was some straight panda bear shit, man. 1.00

02:42:29.000 Do you see that tattoo he has on his shoulder? 0.99

02:42:32.000 He had a shirt apparel line back when he was like a purple belt in jiu-jitsu, 808 or something like that.

02:42:39.000 And that was like, he was going to make his money that way with his shirt.

02:42:42.000 He had dragon skins.

02:42:44.000 He had dragon skins.

02:42:45.000 What's that?

02:42:46.000 Remember the rash guards?

02:42:48.000 He had a really good brand of rash guards that was his.

02:42:52.000 I think that's it.

02:42:53.000 I think that's the logo. 1.00

02:42:54.000 I think that's it because I used to love his shit. 0.99

02:42:57.000 He sent them to me once. 1.00

02:42:58.000 He had like the best rash guards.

02:43:00.000 Really?

02:43:01.000 Yeah.

02:43:01.000 He just stopped doing them?

02:43:02.000 I don't know, man.

02:43:03.000 You know, that's a good question.

02:43:04.000 But he had rash guards with like a really good material that like wicked sweat away from you.

02:43:09.000 They were really good rash guards.

02:43:11.000 Roy's always been a smart guy, man. 1.00

02:43:13.000 He's always been on the outside of that shit. 0.99

02:43:15.000 It was like a tough texture. 1.00

02:43:17.000 It was soft, but it was a tough texture.

02:43:19.000 And the idea, I think, was that it was really good for grappling because it wouldn't tear as easy as a regular rash guard, which is meant for surfing.

02:43:26.000 That's cool. 0.97

02:43:27.000 Yeah, he's always been kind of the smart guy doing different shit. 0.98

02:43:30.000 He's always gone against the grain. 0.97

02:43:32.000 Always.

02:43:32.000 That's been Roy, man.

02:43:33.000 So what happens now after that second round?

02:43:36.000 That second round was crazy.

02:43:37.000 Now it's 1-1.

02:43:38.000 It's 1-1.

02:43:39.000 Yeah.

02:43:40.000 But there's no way this goes all five.

02:43:41.000 I think Barnett TKO's him in the third. 1.00

02:43:43.000 Or Roy hits him with one of those fucking head kicks. 1.00

02:43:46.000 What are we talking about? 1.00

02:43:48.000 Can you imagine?

02:43:49.000 If Roy landed that head kick and Barnett toes curled.

02:43:53.000 So sick. 1.00

02:43:53.000 We'd be like, what in the fuck? 1.00

02:43:55.000 Greatest knockout in heavyweight history. 0.99

02:43:57.000 Here we go.

02:43:58.000 Round three, man. 1.00

02:44:00.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:44:01.000 Both these guys are so fucking mentally tough. 1.00

02:44:03.000 You're not breaking either one of these guys. 0.99

02:44:05.000 Oh, nice uppercut.

02:44:06.000 It's almost like Roy has to empty the gas tank early because he's got to try to hurt Josh while he can, too.

02:44:12.000 Those takedowns are fresh.

02:44:14.000 He keeps getting them down like this with a body lock, and then he trips them.

02:44:17.000 Oh! 0.60

02:44:18.000 Those knees are nasty. 0.67

02:44:19.000 Barnett's not even attempting to take him down.

02:44:21.000 I think that's interesting.

02:44:22.000 It is.

02:44:23.000 With Barnett, how heavy he is on top.

02:44:25.000 Well, I think once Roy got on top of him, too, in that first round, that was no fun. 0.99

02:44:29.000 No, he said, you know what, fuck this. 0.99

02:44:30.000 Well, Roy's got a respected game. 1.00

02:44:32.000 His grappling game.

02:44:34.000 Oh, yeah, man.

02:44:34.000 Although we don't see it very often in his fights.

02:44:36.000 It's very high level.

02:44:37.000 Everybody knows it. 1.00

02:44:38.000 He's strong as fuck. 1.00

02:44:40.000 He's no joke. 1.00

02:44:41.000 These are good knees inside of the leg here.

02:44:43.000 I'm more impressed with Barnett's stand-up, how far it's come along.

02:44:46.000 In the clinch, you can tell he's working on Muay Thai. 0.99

02:44:49.000 He does a lot of crazy shit, too. 0.99

02:44:50.000 Like, Josh does savate and stuff like that. 0.99

02:44:52.000 He has, like, a savate trainer.

02:44:53.000 He's an interesting dude, man.

02:44:55.000 Very smart guy, man.

02:44:56.000 Are you four against male UFC fighters wearing rash guards?

02:45:03.000 Women? 1.00

02:45:05.000 The girls wear rash guards? 1.00

02:45:06.000 Yeah, they let the women... 1.00

02:45:07.000 What if guys wanted to wear them?

02:45:08.000 Would you be against that? 0.88

02:45:09.000 It's kind of silly.

02:45:10.000 Can girls wear a long sleeve, though? 0.85

02:45:12.000 I don't know.

02:45:13.000 I don't think so.

02:45:13.000 They wear rash guards.

02:45:14.000 Right.

02:45:15.000 But would you be happy with just chest?

02:45:17.000 I mean, I would think rash guards would mean like a long sleeve.

02:45:19.000 Because there's a big problem with greasing.

02:45:21.000 I don't think it's a big problem.

02:45:23.000 I don't think it's a big problem.

02:45:23.000 Any time a fighter is going to fight some guy that's known for jujitsu, if he doesn't grease up, nobody's checking.

02:45:31.000 He'd be an idiot. 1.00

02:45:32.000 They check now. 1.00

02:45:32.000 How do they check? 1.00

02:45:33.000 You get patted down.

02:45:35.000 And then what happens?

02:45:36.000 What's the test?

02:45:36.000 Look at this.

02:45:37.000 They'll wipe you off.

02:45:38.000 From the clinch?

02:45:39.000 That's a bummer for real.

02:45:40.000 They don't test.

02:45:42.000 They wipe you down, bro.

02:45:44.000 That doesn't mean nothing.

02:45:45.000 You can't do anything if they give you a mineral oil bath the night before and then they wash you and wipe you down.

02:45:50.000 The oil's still there.

02:45:51.000 No one's ever been busted.

02:45:53.000 The only way to really do it would be like after a fight, there'd be a guy that's assigned to that.

02:45:57.000 He takes a swab and does it like that across your back.

02:45:59.000 I don't think it's an epidemic.

02:46:00.000 I don't think it's like a huge issue.

02:46:02.000 I think Everyone complains.

02:46:05.000 People are always complaining that people are increasing.

02:46:07.000 Well, if you're going to fight a guy who's a nasty submission guy, and you know that you can take a mineral oil bath the night before and take a shower and soap up the day after, and it will still have an effect that won't be measurable, because people are smoother and slicker after they do that, even after they take a shower.

02:46:23.000 I'm with you, man.

02:46:24.000 I'm with you.

02:46:25.000 I don't think it's a huge issue. 0.99

02:46:25.000 When you put Vaseline on fighters' eyes, that shit gets all over the body because the guys touch the face. 0.99

02:46:30.000 They're grappling. 0.99

02:46:30.000 It gets on their back. 0.99

02:46:32.000 All of a sudden, the guy's full.

02:46:33.000 Filled up the Vaseline.

02:46:34.000 For sure.

02:46:35.000 But we remember when Anderson Silva wiped it off his face and wiped it on his shoulders and his chest.

02:46:39.000 Yeah.

02:46:40.000 Clay Guida got in trouble because his brother would slap it on him.

02:46:42.000 Remember that?

02:46:42.000 When he'd slap him, he'd get in trouble.

02:46:43.000 He can't slap him anymore.

02:46:44.000 Yeah.

02:46:45.000 All I'm saying is I think they should let fighters wear Reebok rash guards.

02:46:49.000 You know how much money Reebok would make?

02:46:52.000 I don't think they'd make any more money than they're making with these shorts.

02:46:54.000 We know the fighters aren't going to make money.

02:46:55.000 Reebok, rash guards would be huge.

02:46:57.000 I don't know.

02:46:58.000 They haven't touched that market.

02:46:59.000 Do you remember when Pat Miletic fought Carlos Newton and Jeremy Horn?

02:47:06.000 I think it was that fight where he put Vaseline on Pat's neck.

02:47:11.000 It was one of the fights where he put it on.

02:47:13.000 It was like a miscommunication.

02:47:15.000 It's a bad idea to Stanley. 0.99

02:47:17.000 Maybe Jeremy fucked up. 0.98

02:47:18.000 I don't know who fucked up, but there was somehow... 1.00

02:47:21.000 Maybe Jeremy thought that Pat said put it on my neck. 0.99

02:47:23.000 I don't remember the details. 1.00

02:47:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:47:24.000 This fight is crazy. 1.00

02:47:26.000 Roy Nelson's hurt.

02:47:26.000 He just took a big, deep breath.

02:47:28.000 Oh, look at that.

02:47:28.000 He's looking for the single.

02:47:30.000 Dude, if he gets him down with another single leg...

02:47:34.000 Look at this.

02:47:35.000 Roy Nelson trying to snap that leg straight.

02:47:37.000 That's exhausting for Roy, by the way.

02:47:39.000 Yep.

02:47:40.000 But is it more exhausting than standing up and dealing with the barrage of strikes that Josh keeps putting on him?

02:47:46.000 What kind of testing do they do in Japan?

02:47:48.000 That's a great point.

02:47:49.000 Of what?

02:47:50.000 UFC testing.

02:47:51.000 Who's doing it?

02:47:52.000 Is the U.S. ADA doing it?

02:47:54.000 Who's doing it?

02:47:55.000 Well, aren't the UFC fighters all tested randomly now?

02:47:59.000 That's what I think, right?

02:48:00.000 But September 30th, you have to fill out this sheet where you've got to give them your location, your whereabouts, so they can come get you anytime.

02:48:09.000 Right.

02:48:13.000 I wonder how they're getting tested after this fight.

02:48:15.000 Do you think fighters are not doing roids anymore because of this?

02:48:18.000 You think they're scared and they're like, what are they doing?

02:48:21.000 What do you think they're doing to get around these new testing schedules?

02:48:29.000 Some of them for sure are going to stop doing it.

02:48:32.000 Some of them.

02:48:33.000 100%.

02:48:33.000 Some of them.

02:48:34.000 It's always an issue, though.

02:48:35.000 Novitski said that was pretty interesting.

02:48:36.000 He said they figured out a way to make testosterone from animals that's undetectable.

02:48:41.000 Like, now they can tell.

02:48:43.000 They make it from yams.

02:48:46.000 They make it from some wild yam. 0.99

02:48:48.000 I don't know how the fuck they make it. 0.99

02:48:50.000 Your boy also was talking about micro-dosing, too, right? 1.00

02:48:52.000 Boom! 0.99

02:48:52.000 Kick to the body! 0.99

02:48:54.000 Boom! 0.99

02:48:55.000 To the head! 1.00

02:48:55.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:48:56.000 Oh, look at those big shots! 1.00

02:48:56.000 Look at Roy with the bolo punches! 1.00

02:48:58.000 Bro! 0.99

02:48:59.000 Goddamn, what a fight! 0.99

02:49:00.000 What was that, round three? 0.98

02:49:01.000 That was round three, yeah.

02:49:03.000 Yeah, so he was talking about microdosing, but he was also talking about a new form of testosterone that they've been able to do, that they make out of animals.

02:49:12.000 I guess the test before could show that it didn't come from an animal, that it came from some plant.

02:49:19.000 Artificial, yeah.

02:49:20.000 Plant form, the way they create it.

02:49:23.000 So now, apparently, they're able to do that.

02:49:26.000 We were also talking about the Tour de France.

02:49:29.000 What's so funny?

02:49:30.000 What are you laughing at?

02:49:30.000 They had that band, Europe, singing the final countdown.

02:49:34.000 Like, they're making fun of them.

02:49:36.000 I can just imagine, like, their manager calling them and saying, we got some good news and some bad news.

02:49:41.000 The good news is we got to a national commercial.

02:49:44.000 What?

02:49:45.000 The bad news is they're going to make fun of you.

02:49:49.000 Yikes. 1.00

02:49:49.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:49:50.000 It's like a microwave oven. 1.00

02:49:51.000 They probably didn't know.

02:49:52.000 The manager, they don't tell them until they get there.

02:49:54.000 And then they're in the middle of the commercial shoot and they kind of figured it out. 0.99

02:49:58.000 Oh shit. 1.00

02:49:58.000 They're goofing on us. 1.00

02:50:00.000 You think they give a fuck though? 1.00

02:50:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:50:01.000 Hell, they're not doing shit. 1.00

02:50:03.000 Are you kidding? 0.99

02:50:03.000 But it's still their song. 0.99

02:50:05.000 I mean, they're still doing...

02:50:05.000 It's not like they're...

02:50:06.000 National campaign, son.

02:50:07.000 They're changing it.

02:50:07.000 Here we go.

02:50:08.000 Round four.

02:50:08.000 Championship rounds.

02:50:10.000 What do you think? 0.95

02:50:11.000 This is actually fought at a pretty fucking good pace. 0.98

02:50:14.000 Barnett with a high kick, man. 0.99

02:50:16.000 Full kick to the body, jab to the face. 0.98

02:50:17.000 Barnett's still got gas. 0.93

02:50:18.000 Look at him.

02:50:19.000 Yeah, he's pouring it on, too.

02:50:22.000 What do you have?

02:50:22.000 Barnett up three to one?

02:50:24.000 Two to one.

02:50:24.000 Two to one?

02:50:25.000 I have him up two to one.

02:50:26.000 Come on, Barnett.

02:50:27.000 If I was really absolutely doing testing. 1.00

02:50:30.000 Back to zero, bitch. 1.00

02:50:31.000 I'm going to hashtag back to zero. 1.00

02:50:33.000 Back to zero, bitch. 1.00

02:50:35.000 As soon as this is over. 0.99

02:50:36.000 But when you think about the first round, didn't Barnett do way more damage on the feet than Roy did on the ground?

02:50:41.000 Got taken down twice and dominated.

02:50:42.000 Right, but didn't Barnett do more damage on the feet than Roy did when they were on the ground?

02:50:46.000 He did, but doesn't matter.

02:50:46.000 Does it?

02:50:47.000 No.

02:50:48.000 I don't know, but shouldn't it matter?

02:50:50.000 Shouldn't it matter?

02:50:51.000 Like, who got hurt more in that first round?

02:50:52.000 I would say Roy did.

02:50:54.000 I would say Josh did more damage standing up.

02:50:56.000 Two takedowns, though?

02:50:57.000 Oh, no!

02:50:58.000 Oh, look at that!

02:50:59.000 Look at that!

02:51:00.000 Beautiful!

02:51:00.000 Look at that!

02:51:01.000 In immediate knee to the body. 0.99

02:51:03.000 Damn, if he didn't decide to go for it right there, he would've been on his back. 1.00

02:51:07.000 That was a fucking lightning quick decision. 1.00

02:51:10.000 You gotta keep going with that whizzer. 1.00

02:51:12.000 Bam! 0.98

02:51:13.000 Josh Barnett is just...

02:51:14.000 He's in better shape in this fight than I've seen him in a long period of time.

02:51:17.000 How do you feel about someone stomping on your feet?

02:51:19.000 Is it dirty or is it part of the game?

02:51:20.000 It's fighting.

02:51:21.000 Part of the game?

02:51:21.000 No, it's not dirty?

02:51:23.000 Josh Barnett tying his arm out. 0.93

02:51:26.000 Punches to the body, knees to the body. 0.94

02:51:28.000 Bro, I ate that entire bag of mangoes.

02:51:30.000 They're so good, right?

02:51:31.000 They're delicious.

02:51:32.000 Some of the best snack food ever. 1.00

02:51:34.000 Whoever figured out how to do that shit, it was genius. 1.00

02:51:36.000 Mexicans. 1.00

02:51:36.000 I know, I put that online and that's all Mexicans kept saying. 1.00

02:51:39.000 Be nice and it was healthy, though.

02:51:40.000 It was Mexicans. 1.00

02:51:41.000 We invented a lot of shit that we didn't get credit for. 1.00

02:51:43.000 All that NWA shit, that's all Mexican. 1.00

02:51:45.000 Lowriders, Impalas, the fucking outfits. 1.00

02:51:48.000 That's true. 1.00

02:51:48.000 That's all Mexicans. 1.00

02:51:50.000 Oh shit! 1.00

02:51:51.000 It's true. 1.00

02:51:52.000 And still people make fun of us.

02:51:54.000 Well, it's just because we're so close to Mexico.

02:51:55.000 We invented gangster rap. 1.00

02:51:57.000 Oh shit! 1.00

02:51:59.000 Uppercuts, oh shit! 1.00

02:52:00.000 How fucking tough is Roy Nelson? 1.00

02:52:02.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom! 0.99

02:52:03.000 Oh my goodness!

02:52:05.000 Josh Barnett! 1.00

02:52:05.000 Oh shit! 1.00

02:52:06.000 Look at those elbows! 1.00

02:52:08.000 Get out of there, Roy! 0.89

02:52:09.000 Nasty elbows! 0.79

02:52:12.000 Dude, that chin of Roy Nelson! 0.77

02:52:14.000 Oh my god, and Barnett keeps mixing it up.

02:52:16.000 If Barnett took him down right now, this thing would be over. 1.00

02:52:20.000 Jesus, but he's battering with these fucking punches. 1.00

02:52:24.000 These elbows and the uppercut. 1.00

02:52:26.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:52:29.000 He doesn't know what's coming, whether it's an elbow or an uppercut. 1.00

02:52:32.000 And Barnett just keeps changing it up.

02:52:34.000 It's weird how Roy's face is.

02:52:35.000 Such a professional job.

02:52:37.000 He's doing such a professional job of mixing up his technique.

02:52:42.000 You know?

02:52:43.000 Does he still have his podcast?

02:52:45.000 No.

02:52:45.000 He doesn't do it anymore?

02:52:46.000 Nope.

02:52:49.000 He's a great guest.

02:52:51.000 I love having him on as a guest.

02:52:53.000 Super interesting guy.

02:52:54.000 Super smart, man. 1.00

02:52:55.000 Those fucking elbows. 1.00

02:52:57.000 He's gonna break his elbow. 1.00

02:52:58.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:52:59.000 And Roy comes back with an elbow of his own. 1.00

02:53:02.000 Josh Barnett is in crazy shape.

02:53:04.000 Look at this!

02:53:04.000 Take down!

02:53:05.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:53:06.000 Take down! 1.00

02:53:06.000 Attack the leg! 1.00

02:53:08.000 Josh getting back into the seat.

02:53:10.000 Get the hooks in, Roy Roy.

02:53:12.000 Does Josh roll for a leg?

02:53:14.000 Does he roll?

02:53:14.000 Is that his style, catch wrestling?

02:53:17.000 Yeah, he'll try to roll for a leg if he got his leg in between them.

02:53:20.000 But if he gets his leg in between them, he will drop and roll.

02:53:24.000 I'm impressed with Roy, man.

02:53:26.000 Look at this.

02:53:27.000 He's going for that Kimura. 0.90

02:53:28.000 And he uses it to stand up.

02:53:30.000 Look at that.

02:53:31.000 He makes Roy defend it.

02:53:33.000 Stands up, goes to the fence, turns around.

02:53:37.000 Smart man.

02:53:37.000 This is a great fight, man.

02:53:39.000 This is a great fight.

02:53:42.000 I'd love to see Barnett versus Arlovsky.

02:53:46.000 That would be really good, actually.

02:53:48.000 Round five is going to end right at three hours.

02:53:50.000 Okay, well, we'll restart it in between rounds.

02:53:55.000 We can't leave the people hanging here.

02:53:57.000 What if something crazy happens and we don't have it on film?

02:54:00.000 After this round, you have to start?

02:54:03.000 Yeah, because we're at three hours, because the fight is going over. 1.00

02:54:06.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

02:54:07.000 No one thought that the fights would go that long. 1.00

02:54:09.000 But how is that possible?

02:54:10.000 They give you a three-hour block?

02:54:12.000 Is that what they do?

02:54:13.000 I think so.

02:54:13.000 You stream or something?

02:54:14.000 But all the fights went to decision except for Uriah, though.

02:54:17.000 Right.

02:54:18.000 That's probably what it is. 1.00

02:54:21.000 Damn. 0.99

02:54:22.000 This is a great fight. 1.00

02:54:24.000 I like Josh's southpaw style, too, with that fucking left kick he keeps throwing. 0.99

02:54:28.000 Left knee. 0.99

02:54:29.000 It seems like Josh is getting a little tired.

02:54:31.000 Of course he is.

02:54:32.000 How could he not?

02:54:33.000 Roy is, too, though.

02:54:34.000 Look at both of them.

02:54:35.000 Head position.

02:54:36.000 Look at that head position.

02:54:37.000 Come on.

02:54:38.000 That is just...

02:54:38.000 Look at the adjustment.

02:54:39.000 That's exhausting.

02:54:40.000 It's exhausting if you're Roy.

02:54:41.000 He adjusts every time.

02:54:42.000 He's adjusting.

02:54:43.000 Stays on you.

02:54:43.000 It's hard to pull off a technique, a counter-technique, when you've got someone's head up your jaw.

02:54:46.000 I'll tell you what, man.

02:54:47.000 Both these guys have been in there with just the best of the best.

02:54:50.000 Think about Roy's fights in the UFC. Yeah, but if you think about experience-wise, wouldn't you give Barnett the edge seeing all the fights he had in Pride?

02:54:57.000 100% in Pride, 100%.

02:54:59.000 The only one missing from his resume was Fedor in Pride.

02:55:02.000 True, true.

02:55:02.000 But Nelson's been around for a long time.

02:55:05.000 If you go UFC experience, it's Roy by far.

02:55:08.000 Yep.

02:55:09.000 What happened?

02:55:10.000 Did he hit him low?

02:55:10.000 Yeah, hit him the nuts.

02:55:11.000 Get that rest, Roy. 0.99

02:55:12.000 Right at the belt.

02:55:13.000 It's the end of the round.

02:55:14.000 Wow.

02:55:16.000 Let's see this.

02:55:17.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:55:19.000 No, that's the gut.

02:55:20.000 No, hold up.

02:55:21.000 Hold up.

02:55:22.000 Let's see if he gets...

02:55:22.000 I think this is earlier in the round.

02:55:23.000 This is just the beatdown.

02:55:24.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.

02:55:25.000 These are awesome combinations.

02:55:27.000 There's a vicious uppercut.

02:55:28.000 Oh, bro, you know who Roy fought after he got knocked out by Hunt?

02:55:31.000 Over him.

02:55:32.000 Right to a leg lock.

02:55:33.000 Oh, that's right.

02:55:34.000 That's right.

02:55:34.000 Roy fought over him.

02:55:35.000 That was a good fight.

02:55:36.000 That was a good fight. 0.99

02:55:37.000 And over him had to stay the fuck away from him. 1.00

02:55:39.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:55:40.000 And Roy knocked him down once. 1.00

02:55:42.000 Overeem's JDS next, correct?

02:55:45.000 What a fight that's gonna be. 0.99

02:55:46.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:55:47.000 It's been for a while, yeah. 0.99

02:55:48.000 Wouldn't you want to see Overeem versus Barnett?

02:55:51.000 I would love that. 0.98

02:55:52.000 That would be fucking interesting. 0.99

02:55:54.000 Super interesting. 0.98

02:55:55.000 That would be very interesting.

02:55:56.000 I got Barnett in that fight.

02:55:57.000 Really?

02:55:57.000 I just think he's tougher.

02:55:58.000 Wow.

02:55:58.000 They never fought each other in Pride, huh?

02:56:00.000 Nope. 0.99

02:56:01.000 That would be a great fucking fight, man. 0.99

02:56:03.000 I think Barnett-Orlovsky, Barnett-Overeem. 0.98

02:56:06.000 There's a bunch of good fights in the heavyweight division.

02:56:08.000 Orlovsky-Overeem?

02:56:08.000 What?

02:56:09.000 The fuck? 1.00

02:56:11.000 Heavyweight's an easy-ass job to make fights. 1.00

02:56:14.000 JDS and Overeem is a great fight, though, and there's been a lot of shit-talking over the years. 0.99

02:56:18.000 They hate each other, huh? 0.97

02:56:19.000 Yeah, I wonder, I mean, it's a good time because Overeem's got some confidence now.

02:56:23.000 Is it a good time?

02:56:24.000 I think so.

02:56:25.000 I don't think so.

02:56:26.000 Well, I think so because JDS has had some trouble.

02:56:29.000 It's a good time for Overeem.

02:56:30.000 Spinning back into the body by Barnett! 1.00

02:56:33.000 Damn! 0.99

02:56:34.000 I think it's a good time for Overeem, it's a bad time for JDS. That's what I mean. 0.99

02:56:38.000 And I think that if it was earlier, it would have been a good time for JDS and a bad time for Overeem.

02:56:43.000 I agree.

02:56:44.000 Josh Barnett pouring it on.

02:56:46.000 I agree 100%, Joe.

02:56:47.000 So I think right now, though, is the closest it's been.

02:56:52.000 I think I would have given Overeem an edge if you would have the Overeem that fought Brock. 1.00

02:56:58.000 That motherfucker took over the world! 0.99

02:57:02.000 That's the only fight ever in my life. 1.00

02:57:03.000 They would have called me and I'm like, no, I'm good, man.

02:57:05.000 Nope, not interested.

02:57:06.000 No, I'm hurt.

02:57:07.000 What do you got?

02:57:07.000 I don't know.

02:57:08.000 I'm not feeling it, yo.

02:57:10.000 Just not feeling it.

02:57:11.000 My lead, bro. 1.00

02:57:12.000 That ovary, the 265-pound shredded ovary, regardless of substances that enhance that position, that motherfucker was terrifying. 1.00

02:57:21.000 So that guy, I like him over a lot of people. 0.99

02:57:26.000 Maybe even over Junior Dos Santos.

02:57:28.000 Bro, I like him over Junior Dos Santos and Kane at the same time. 1.00

02:57:33.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:57:34.000 That guy was on another level. 1.00

02:57:35.000 I don't know, though.

02:57:36.000 I don't know if he would be able to do that to Kane in that fight.

02:57:39.000 I mean, would he be able to keep...

02:57:40.000 You gotta think, first of all, we're looking at the results, but we're not thinking about the players because Josh...

02:57:45.000 I mean, Brock Lesnar was coming off a stomach surgery. 0.99

02:57:48.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:57:49.000 He had 12 inches of his colon removed. 1.00

02:57:51.000 Oberyn was touching him and just, fuck, it looked like it hurt. 0.99

02:57:54.000 Yeah, I mean, look, Overeem's terrifying. 0.99

02:57:56.000 There's no doubt about it.

02:57:57.000 Not that Overeem is.

02:57:57.000 This new Overeem is not as terrifying.

02:57:59.000 Well, it's not the same guy, you know?

02:58:02.000 I mean, physically.

02:58:03.000 No, not even close.

02:58:04.000 But we don't know how much of that fight was Overeem and how much of it was Brock Lesnar really shouldn't have been fighting.

02:58:10.000 I agree.

02:58:10.000 What MMA legend, UFC legend, did Valentine Overeem beat?

02:58:16.000 Randy Couture.

02:58:17.000 Hold up.

02:58:18.000 He beat...

02:58:19.000 Valentine beat...

02:58:21.000 You just heard Joe say it.

02:58:22.000 Don't act like you're just...

02:58:23.000 He's like, Chad, you just said Randy Couture.

02:58:26.000 He guillotined Randy Couture, tapped him.

02:58:28.000 But I guess he never fought in the UFC. He also beat Ray Cepho.

02:58:32.000 Yeah.

02:58:32.000 Which is old school, but he got him in a neck crank.

02:58:35.000 Right.

02:58:35.000 But Ray's more of a K-1 legend than he is a UFC legend, right?

02:58:38.000 Yeah, that was the last time I heard him.

02:58:40.000 And...

02:58:41.000 I like how you were thinking about it when he said it.

02:58:43.000 I got it, I got it.

02:58:46.000 Hold, hold, hold.

02:58:50.000 Ensign Inoue armbarred Randy.

02:58:52.000 Remember that fight?

02:58:53.000 Yeah.

02:58:53.000 Ensign kicked Randy with some crazy hard kicks off of his side.

02:58:58.000 Like he was lying on his side, almost like a semi butt scoot.

02:59:01.000 That's how Hoyce does it.

02:59:04.000 Sakuraba 2?

02:59:05.000 Yeah.

02:59:05.000 Hoyce was throwing off his back some serious kicks to Sakuraba's knee.

02:59:09.000 Yeah.

02:59:10.000 Oh, he got him down again. 1.00

02:59:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:59:13.000 Roy in the fucking fifth and final round takes him down. 1.00

02:59:14.000 But he's got a Kimura. 0.99

02:59:14.000 He does have a Kimura, but he doesn't have the legs, right? 0.99

02:59:18.000 And that's Roy Nelson. 0.99

02:59:19.000 That kimono's not going to be shit. 0.99

02:59:21.000 It's going to be hard, that's for sure. 0.99

02:59:22.000 Dude, Josh Bynick?

02:59:25.000 But Ensign was on his side throwing roundhouse kicks to the leg. 1.00

02:59:30.000 Fucking hard kicks, man. 0.99

02:59:32.000 I remember thinking, whoa, I didn't know you could throw kicks like that from your side. 0.99

02:59:36.000 That's the first time I've ever seen a guy do that. 0.99

02:59:38.000 Oh shit, Roy. 0.99

02:59:39.000 Not much time left. 1.00

02:59:42.000 Nasty knee to the body.

02:59:43.000 How about Randy Couture said if Beltor would have signed Fedor, he'd want to still fight him.

02:59:47.000 Did he really say that?

02:59:48.000 How old is Randy Couture right now?

02:59:49.000 I thought he said he doesn't.

02:59:50.000 I thought he said he was interested in that fight.

02:59:52.000 Well, if he's interested, we don't know who Fedor is fighting in Japan.

02:59:56.000 If Japan really wants to make some money, that's the fight.

02:59:59.000 How old is Randy Couture though?

03:00:00.000 52. 52?

03:00:02.000 52. Hey man, let's not do that, huh?

03:00:05.000 How about...

03:00:06.000 Hey, I'm all for it. 1.00

03:00:07.000 Fuck! 1.00

03:00:08.000 I'm all for it. 1.00

03:00:08.000 Let's make 50 the new 40. Bro, what if it's Kimbo Slice? 1.00

03:00:12.000 Let me make sure that Randy Couture is 52. Could you look that up?

03:00:15.000 Bob Sapp, Fedor, New Year's Eve.

03:00:17.000 What if it's Kimbo, Fedor?

03:00:19.000 Oh, that would be horrendous.

03:00:21.000 He's 52. If horrendous, you mean awesome.

03:00:23.000 No, man, that would be so wrong.

03:00:25.000 Dude. 1.00

03:00:25.000 That would be so fucked up. 1.00

03:00:27.000 A juiced up Fedor versus Kimbo. 1.00

03:00:29.000 A juiced up Kimbo. 0.81

03:00:30.000 A juiced up Kimbo. 0.81

03:00:31.000 Ooh, maybe both, right?

03:00:32.000 And he's like 50-something, right?

03:00:33.000 Ken Shamrock looks shredded.

03:00:34.000 But if Fedor comes back and he's at his old skill level, that's a terrible mismatch.

03:00:40.000 I mean...

03:00:41.000 That's a big if, bro.

03:00:42.000 Well, if they're letting them fight in Japan, and if Japan doesn't have any... 0.61

03:00:46.000 We're not saying.

03:00:46.000 I just want to get right out of the way.

03:00:48.000 Don't accuse me of accusing him of juicing.

03:00:51.000 But let's just say...

03:00:53.000 Let's just say we go back to the Vanderlei...

03:00:56.000 Oh! 0.60

03:00:57.000 Look at his cut.

03:00:58.000 Roy Nelson's going to go for it.

03:01:00.000 Roy Nelson's going for it.

03:01:02.000 He is going for it. 1.00

03:01:03.000 Fuck it. 1.00

03:01:03.000 15 seconds. 1.00

03:01:04.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:01:06.000 Nice combo. 1.00

03:01:07.000 Josh looked up at the clock.

03:01:08.000 12 seconds to go.

03:01:11.000 Oh! 0.60

03:01:12.000 Go, Roy!

03:01:13.000 That was a hard shot to the forearm! 0.97

03:01:14.000 He threw a sidekick! 1.00

03:01:16.000 Damn! 1.00

03:01:16.000 Oh, Royce with a big shot! 1.00

03:01:18.000 What a fucking fight! 1.00

03:01:20.000 What a fucking fight! 1.00

03:01:21.000 Damn! 1.00

03:01:21.000 That's what you expect out of those fucking two. 1.00

03:01:23.000 Did we make it out of three hours? 0.99

03:01:25.000 Where are we three?

03:01:25.000 Whatever.

03:01:26.000 Another tracker.

03:01:28.000 Barnett by decision, right?

03:01:30.000 Probably?

03:01:31.000 I think so.

03:01:31.000 Most likely?

03:01:32.000 You never know though, right?

03:01:32.000 3-2?

03:01:33.000 I bet they give it to him 3-2.

03:01:34.000 Never know. 1.00

03:01:35.000 I mean, we've seen crazier shit. 1.00

03:01:37.000 Take downs in Japan. 1.00

03:01:39.000 You never know.

03:01:41.000 Boom! 0.99

03:01:42.000 What a great fight.

03:01:44.000 I'll tell you one thing.

03:01:45.000 Unquestionably, Josh Barnett looked as good as he's ever looked.

03:01:49.000 Like, his physical shape...

03:01:51.000 Like, the combinations.

03:01:53.000 This is the best Roy's look, too, in a long time.

03:01:55.000 Roy was way more prepared than his body would let you think.

03:01:59.000 Right?

03:02:00.000 100%. 0.99

03:02:00.000 I mean, he obviously went five hard fucking rounds. 0.99

03:02:02.000 You can never judge Roy by his look, though. 0.99

03:02:05.000 Hurt him in the fifth round.

03:02:06.000 You know, he still had power in the fifth and final round.

03:02:08.000 And took him down four times.

03:02:09.000 Took him down in the fifth round.

03:02:10.000 Took Josh Barnett four times.

03:02:12.000 And took him down the fifth.

03:02:14.000 And hurt him in the fifth, too.

03:02:15.000 Banged him. 1.00

03:02:16.000 I think he ate some hard fucking kicks to his arms, too, man. 0.99

03:02:20.000 So a guy like Roy, he's won one in his last five. 0.99

03:02:23.000 What do you do with that?

03:02:24.000 Never let that guy go.

03:02:26.000 He's always fun.

03:02:27.000 He's always fun to watch, man.

03:02:29.000 You can't let that guy go.

03:02:30.000 No!

03:02:30.000 I'm saying if you're Roy.

03:02:32.000 It's hard if you're Roy.

03:02:34.000 It's hard.

03:02:35.000 What do you do?

03:02:36.000 Honestly, what he needs to do is what Josh just showed.

03:02:40.000 He needs to get in some serious shape.

03:02:41.000 Pre-define himself.

03:02:42.000 Take some time off.

03:02:43.000 Well, yeah.

03:02:44.000 I mean, look how much better Josh looked with a dietician.

03:02:47.000 I mean, I guess it's a guy he trains with.

03:02:49.000 It's a guy who's prescribed his diet for him, who's monitoring his diet for him. 0.95

03:02:54.000 But look how goddamn good he looked. 0.97

03:02:55.000 Five hard rounds against a bomber like Roy Nelson. 0.98

03:02:59.000 That was a scrap.

03:03:01.000 Scrap!

03:03:01.000 Yes.

03:03:02.000 And Josh looked great in the fifth and final round.

03:03:05.000 He looked amazing.

03:03:05.000 I mean, still had real good wings.

03:03:06.000 I thought they both looked amazing.

03:03:07.000 I think Roy was pouring it on at the end. 0.99

03:03:10.000 Sure as fuck was. 0.99

03:03:10.000 But now let's imagine if Roy had done the same thing that Josh did. 0.99

03:03:13.000 Would Roy have won that fight?

03:03:15.000 Who knows, man. 0.72

03:03:16.000 If Roy had done the same thing that Josh did as far as monitoring his diet, but could still hit that fucking hard, lost the body fat, had more gas in his tank, was able to pour it on more, was able to counter more off the cage.

03:03:27.000 The difference in this really wasn't Roy's striking, was it?

03:03:29.000 It was his takedowns, his grappling.

03:03:31.000 That was a lot.

03:03:31.000 So let's say he loses weight, so he's taking pitches down.

03:03:33.000 And not losing the position because of scrambles.

03:03:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:03:36.000 Like, you know, not conserving his gas tank.

03:03:39.000 If he got in tremendous shape, let's say he got down to 185. Can you imagine how good his jiu-jitsu would look?

03:03:45.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:46.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:46.000 Incredible.

03:03:47.000 I mean, who knows 185?

03:03:48.000 We're kind of talking crazy. 1.00

03:03:50.000 185 is fucking nuts. 0.99

03:03:53.000 You're talking about a different game. 1.00

03:03:54.000 He's a big guy jiu-jitsu.

03:03:56.000 Top heavy, you know what I'm saying?

03:03:57.000 That's his game.

03:03:58.000 You don't know how light it could be.

03:03:59.000 But what could it be?

03:04:01.000 185 ain't happening, gentlemen.

03:04:02.000 Come on, man.

03:04:03.000 Look at that.

03:04:04.000 No, bro.

03:04:05.000 I don't know, man.

03:04:05.000 You might be wrong, though.

03:04:06.000 You might be wrong.

03:04:07.000 Because look, what if he loses 50 pounds?

03:04:10.000 If he loses 50 pounds, he's 210. If he loses 210, he's Chris Weidman.

03:04:14.000 But just stop and think about that.

03:04:16.000 No, I'm with you.

03:04:17.000 It sounds fun.

03:04:18.000 Hey, Eddie, you want to bet 10 Gs?

03:04:21.000 Roy never gets in 185?

03:04:23.000 10 Gs.

03:04:24.000 Josh Barnett.

03:04:26.000 War Master.

03:04:27.000 Congratulations, sir.

03:04:28.000 He's not even breathing heavy.

03:04:29.000 Well, I mean, he's recovered.

03:04:30.000 No, he's tired for sure. 0.99

03:04:31.000 It's a hell of a fucking fight. 0.99

03:04:32.000 Hell of a fight. 1.00

03:04:33.000 Jesus Christ.

03:04:34.000 Hell of a fight. 1.00

03:04:35.000 God damn, Josh Barnett. 1.00

03:04:36.000 Let me see if he says some crazy pro wrestling shit. 1.00

03:04:39.000 Crank that shit up. 1.00

03:04:40.000 Because sometimes he says crazy pro wrestling shit. 1.00

03:04:42.000 Yeah, they're usually good. 1.00

03:04:44.000 He picked me up once.

03:04:45.000 I felt like a pillow.

03:04:47.000 After the fight, he was still jazzed up.

03:04:49.000 After the Frank Muir fight, he hoisted me up in the air.

03:04:53.000 Like a throw rug. 1.00

03:04:54.000 Just like a fucking... 1.00

03:04:55.000 Like a scarf. 1.00

03:04:57.000 Like a welcome mat.

03:04:58.000 Like a scarf.

03:05:00.000 That's what I felt like. 0.92

03:05:02.000 Josh should have some satanic tattoos.

03:05:04.000 Oh, he's gonna talk in Japanese.

03:05:07.000 Oh, he talks Japanese, really?

03:05:13.000 That's where the money comes from right there.

03:05:15.000 They love him over there, man.

03:05:16.000 He speaks Japanese, man.

03:05:21.000 What a stud. 0.94

03:05:22.000 Wow.

03:05:22.000 He's getting big laughs.

03:05:26.000 Isn't it?

03:05:27.000 He's such an unusual dude.

03:05:29.000 Yeah, he's a weird bird. 0.82

03:05:32.000 I respect the fuck out of that guy, though. 0.96

03:05:34.000 Oh, me too.

03:05:35.000 I mean, I'm not gonna hang out with him, but for sure.

03:05:37.000 What?

03:05:37.000 You wouldn't hang out with him?

03:05:38.000 I probably would.

03:05:39.000 We're just so different, man.

03:05:40.000 Who?

03:05:40.000 You would love him.

03:05:41.000 Really?

03:05:42.000 Yeah, he's awesome.

03:05:42.000 I'm a big fan of Josh Barnett as a person.

03:05:45.000 I like hanging out with him.

03:05:46.000 I love having him on the podcast.

03:05:47.000 He's great on your podcast. 1.00

03:05:48.000 Smart motherfucker, dude. 0.99

03:05:50.000 As smart and as well-read and as nuanced in his thinking as anybody I know. 0.99

03:05:56.000 And he's a professional fighter at the highest level.

03:06:01.000 Nothing I did in here was good enough tonight. 1.00

03:06:03.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

03:06:05.000 He's on a fucking bender right now. 1.00

03:06:07.000 That's not the right word. 1.00

03:06:08.000 Bender. 1.00

03:06:09.000 It's a horrible word.

03:06:10.000 Drinking.

03:06:10.000 Or drugs.

03:06:11.000 He's on a run, is what I meant to say.

03:06:13.000 Yeah, he's on a straight track.

03:06:13.000 He's doing well, is what I meant to say.

03:06:15.000 He's on a real bender.

03:06:17.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

03:06:18.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

03:06:19.000 Open mouth, insert foot.

03:06:21.000 It would be one thing if I didn't do this for a living.

03:06:23.000 Look how she's looking at Josh Barnett.

03:06:24.000 Oh my god, are you looking at her eyes? 1.00

03:06:26.000 She wants that baby face dick. 1.00

03:06:28.000 Hi. 1.00

03:06:32.000 He's like Godzilla over there, bro.

03:06:34.000 You know, Rampage destroys in Japan. 0.87

03:06:38.000 He still destroys Asians in America. 1.00

03:06:40.000 How dare you bring that up? 0.80

03:06:41.000 He's not here to defend himself.

03:06:43.000 It's all he likes.

03:06:44.000 Hey, you know they're talking about having Rampage fight Rumble?

03:06:49.000 Why would they do that?

03:06:50.000 Have you heard?

03:06:51.000 That's a rumor I've read online.

03:06:52.000 I've heard Rampage Shogun.

03:06:53.000 Oh, I like that funny.

03:06:55.000 Oh, wait.

03:06:55.000 Or is Dan Shogun?

03:06:56.000 It's Dan Shogun.

03:06:57.000 Well, Shogun just had shoulder surgery.

03:06:59.000 He's been in a sling.

03:07:00.000 Like, his arm's been in a sling.

03:07:01.000 But he's back training.

03:07:02.000 Is he?

03:07:03.000 He was in a sling, like, really recently.

03:07:05.000 Really?

03:07:05.000 Yeah.

03:07:06.000 Like, really recently.

03:07:07.000 There was photos of him, I think on Instagram or something like that, of him in a sling.

03:07:10.000 I heard Rampage Shogun. 0.66

03:07:12.000 That's what I heard.

03:07:12.000 That would be a crazy fight.

03:07:13.000 That's the next fight.

03:07:14.000 That's a crazy fight.

03:07:15.000 But if Shogun did have shoulder surgery, I don't know what surgery he had or why.

03:07:19.000 Rumble Rampage.

03:07:20.000 You know what?

03:07:21.000 I might be making this up.

03:07:22.000 Because I'm assuming it was a shoulder thing because he had his arm in a sling.

03:07:26.000 It could have been something as simple as bone spurs pulled out of his elbow, which is a quick turnaround.

03:07:34.000 A lot of guys do...

03:07:35.000 What does it say?

03:07:36.000 Surgery...

03:07:36.000 What does it say?

03:07:37.000 Early 2016 return.

03:07:38.000 Yeah, so it's probably shoulder.

03:07:41.000 What does it say?

03:07:41.000 Does it say what kind of surgery?

03:07:45.000 Young Jamie?

03:07:47.000 Shoulder.

03:07:48.000 Right shoulder.

03:07:49.000 Yeah, it was shoulder surgery.

03:07:50.000 See? 0.99

03:07:51.000 You don't hear shit. 0.99

03:07:52.000 No, I just guessed. 1.00

03:07:53.000 I did hear Shogun Rampage.

03:07:56.000 Well...

03:07:56.000 From a reliable source.

03:07:58.000 Well, now if Shogun is not going to be able to fight until 2016, I wonder what they'll do.

03:08:03.000 Because...

03:08:03.000 Well, you know what?

03:08:04.000 Black on black crime, son! 1.00

03:08:06.000 But most of the fights up until December are already accounted for anyway. 0.67

03:08:09.000 Especially the big blockbusters.

03:08:11.000 They're already accounted for anyway.

03:08:12.000 So maybe that is the fight.

03:08:14.000 But Rumble...

03:08:15.000 Rumble versus Rampage would be crazy for as long as it lasted.

03:08:19.000 That's a crazy fight.

03:08:20.000 What if Rampage wins?

03:08:21.000 What if Rampage can take it and KOs him?

03:08:23.000 Huh.

03:08:25.000 I love Rampage.

03:08:26.000 I don't like that fight for him.

03:08:28.000 Mmm.

03:08:29.000 Scary fight.

03:08:30.000 Rumble's terrifying right now. 0.99

03:08:31.000 Fucking terrifying. 0.99

03:08:32.000 How good did he look for that Gustafson fight? 0.99

03:08:33.000 He's like Wolverine style.

03:08:34.000 Terrifying. 0.99

03:08:35.000 That Gustafson fight scared the fucking shit out of me. 0.99

03:08:37.000 Well, then he knocked fucking Homeboy to next week. 1.00

03:08:41.000 Dude. 1.00

03:08:41.000 He's a monster. 1.00

03:08:42.000 Straight monster. 0.94

03:08:43.000 Yeah, he's so good right now.

03:08:44.000 And you know what?

03:08:45.000 I think he's coming off of that Daniel Cormier loss.

03:08:47.000 He's upset with himself and training even harder, even more focused.

03:08:50.000 205 is really wide open.

03:08:51.000 He's Instagramming a whole shitload of pictures of his dog.

03:08:54.000 He's got cute dogs.

03:08:56.000 Yeah, you know he's taking it serious.

03:08:58.000 What does that mean?

03:09:00.000 And you know what?

03:09:01.000 It proves that he's an emotional person and his heart is in the right place.

03:09:07.000 Because he Instagrams pics of his dogs?

03:09:09.000 Yes.

03:09:10.000 It's weird, man.

03:09:11.000 Interesting take on it.

03:09:12.000 You know what bothers me when guys post quotes all the time?

03:09:15.000 Well, guys or girls.

03:09:17.000 Guys or girls post quotes.

03:09:18.000 It pisses me off.

03:09:19.000 I post memes.

03:09:20.000 I had to stop following a friend because he kept posting quotes.

03:09:23.000 Frank who?

03:09:24.000 I said a friend.

03:09:24.000 I'm not going to blast.

03:09:26.000 What kind of quotes are you talking about? 1.00

03:09:28.000 Just bullshit. 1.00

03:09:29.000 Like what? 1.00

03:09:29.000 Be strong and follow your delight. 1.00

03:09:34.000 Successful people don't hate on others. 0.99

03:09:36.000 Just bullshit like that. 0.97

03:09:38.000 You know who's got a funny bit about, like, motivational dudes online? 0.99

03:09:41.000 It's Chris D'Elia.

03:09:42.000 Does he? 0.95

03:09:42.000 It's pretty fucking funny, man. 0.95

03:09:44.000 Because Chris D'Elia doesn't work out at all. 0.96

03:09:45.000 And he's got, like, this really funny bit about guys are telling, like, I think he says, like, hashtag He hates beast mode stuff.

03:09:55.000 He hates beast mode stuff. 1.00

03:09:57.000 Yeah, hashtag eat a dick. 1.00

03:09:58.000 You see my shoes? 1.00

03:09:59.000 Someone sent me these beast mode shoes and he wrote on there like, those fucking suck. 1.00

03:10:03.000 Then sent me a text. 1.00

03:10:04.000 It was like, why don't you go fuck yourself with those beast mode shoes? 1.00

03:10:07.000 I put, hey man, relax. 1.00

03:10:10.000 I didn't fucking design them. 0.97

03:10:12.000 It's fun to say hashtag something. 0.99

03:10:13.000 A lot of comedians say that, like, hashtag suck it, hashtag... 0.87

03:10:16.000 That's funny. 0.98

03:10:17.000 People say that all the time.

03:10:18.000 I catch myself doing it, too.

03:10:19.000 It's like a really funny thing that people are doing these days.

03:10:21.000 You know what's crazy?

03:10:22.000 Is when I post...

03:10:22.000 Adding hashtag to things.

03:10:23.000 When I post a meme, I can see, like, people...

03:10:27.000 I can see my followers rise, but when I post anything like anti-vaccine or any kind of...

03:10:36.000 Dude, I lose hundreds.

03:10:38.000 I lose hundreds.

03:10:40.000 It's like 72,000.8 and then it goes.7,.6,.5.

03:10:45.000 People get pissed, man.

03:10:46.000 They just unfollow, unfollow, unfollow.

03:10:47.000 They get so mad.

03:10:49.000 People don't like conspiracy theories.

03:10:51.000 I lost so many followers during 9-11.

03:10:53.000 9-11.

03:10:54.000 I wanted to tell you to stop.

03:10:56.000 I want to save Eddie's office.

03:10:58.000 I lost.

03:10:58.000 You know what?

03:10:59.000 I clean him out.

03:10:59.000 It's a filter.

03:11:00.000 I need to clean those fuckers out. 1.00

03:11:02.000 Whatever. 1.00

03:11:03.000 You can try to watch a video of Tower 7 go down in free fall speed and you're going to tell me that it burned.

03:11:09.000 It was 9-11.

03:11:09.000 Hey, I'm cleaning them out.

03:11:11.000 I don't want them to follow me.

03:11:12.000 I got to go to the comedy store.

03:11:13.000 I don't want them to follow me. 0.99

03:11:15.000 We got to wrap this bitch up. 1.00

03:11:16.000 We got to wrap this bitch up. 1.00

03:11:17.000 Chemtrails, Tower 7. Oh, shit. 1.00

03:11:20.000 UFO, flying rods. 0.99

03:11:23.000 Thank you, everybody.

03:11:24.000 Thank you, Eddie Bravo.

03:11:25.000 Thank you.

03:11:25.000 It was an awesome time.

03:11:26.000 Thank you, Brendan Shaw.

03:11:27.000 Yes, sir.

03:11:28.000 I'd be getting lucrative t-shirts now available at higherprimate.com.

03:11:32.000 November 12th, Live Fire and the Kid, Tempe, Arizona.

03:11:35.000 100 tickets left.

03:11:36.000 That's it. 0.99

03:11:36.000 And there's one that sold out in Ontario on October 1st, and I might be a part of that motherfucker. 0.99

03:11:42.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

03:11:43.000 We'll talk later. 1.00

03:11:44.000 That's this Thursday, son.

03:11:45.000 We'll talk later.

03:11:46.000 That's it.

03:11:46.000 I'm in 10th Planet Indianapolis this Saturday, and I just uploaded EBI 4 for free on YouTube.

03:11:53.000 Eddie Bravo Invitational 4, in its entirety, free on YouTube.

03:11:57.000 Check it out.

03:11:58.000 Thanks, everybody, for tuning in to these things, and thanks for indulging us in this ridiculousness, and we'll see you soon, next week, with some real podcasts.

03:12:04.000 All right!

03:12:05.000 This was a real one, though.

03:12:06.000 Yeah, it was.

03:12:06.000 This is a real one.

03:12:09.000 This was the perfect one.

03:12:09.000 I miss Cal, though.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 27, 2015

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 26, 2015

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