The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #896 - CES Review with Young Jamie

00:00:06.000 Yee-haw! 1.00

00:00:07.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the CES Wrap-Up with Young Jamie.

00:00:12.000 Hey! 0.99

00:00:13.000 So you decided to go to the Consumer Electronics Show, this big gigantic expo that they have in Vegas every year.

00:00:20.000 It's like the show for new computer gadgetry.

00:00:25.000 Yeah, everything.

00:00:26.000 Anything you'd see at like a Fry's or Best Buy, from all the way down to anything that would be in a car, anything in a kitchen, anything in a bedroom, anything consumer electronics, basically.

00:00:35.000 So the show is essentially everything that's coming out, all the stuff that's on its way out?

00:00:41.000 Things that have just been announced, I think, and then I think most of the stuff that's supposed to be coming out for sale this year.

00:00:47.000 Okay, so some of it is, we were just about to get into it, but we're like, God, you gotta save it for the podcast.

00:00:52.000 You were saying that some of it, you think they're kind of bullshitting?

00:00:55.000 I saw a lot of things that I just, they might not be ready, or they're prototypes.

00:00:59.000 And just like at a car show, too, there are some things that are just showing you, like, this is what we can do right now.

00:01:03.000 This isn't even what's going to be available.

00:01:04.000 This is what we can do.

00:01:06.000 Maybe if there's a lot of interest, we'll make it.

00:01:08.000 For instance, there was this really cool laptop that has three screens on it now.

00:01:13.000 So it's a gaming laptop that you can get some sort of crazy, but they were just prototypes too, and two of them just got stolen last night or two days ago after the event, so they're trying to get them taken back.

00:01:24.000 They stole prototypes?

00:01:26.000 Yeah, I don't know how that could have even happened.

00:01:28.000 Oh, how gross. 0.99

00:01:29.000 How gross to think that some nerds are thieves. 0.99

00:01:32.000 I know. 0.99

00:01:32.000 Wouldn't you like to think that whoever you have to be to be an innovator in technology and electronics, you would have to be some super fucking smart guy. 0.99

00:01:43.000 You would think you'd just leave every room open with people like that. 0.78

00:01:46.000 Wouldn't you like to think that?

00:01:48.000 Yeah, for sure you'd like to, but it's a cunning world.

00:01:51.000 I know, buddy. 0.99

00:01:52.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:01:54.000 Dude, I'm balls deep into House of Cards right now. 1.00

00:01:58.000 First season.

00:01:59.000 Apparently, I didn't know there were so many seasons.

00:02:01.000 It started in 2012. Yeah, it was three seasons, I think.

00:02:06.000 That's it?

00:02:07.000 I think so, yeah.

00:02:08.000 So did they take a long time to make a season?

00:02:11.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:02:12.000 I mean, I think they completed it, and then they shot the whole thing, then wrote it again. 1.00

00:02:15.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:02:16.000 It's a good goddamn show, dude. 1.00

00:02:19.000 I don't want to spoil it, Archie, anything. 0.99

00:02:20.000 Don't you dare! 0.99

00:02:22.000 You son of a... 0.98

00:02:23.000 How many episodes are there, do you think?

00:02:25.000 It's probably 11 or 12 in each one, so 35-ish, 36. Goddamn, it's a good show. 0.93

00:02:30.000 That Kevin Spacey's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Woo! 1.00

00:02:33.000 Yeah, ups and downs.

00:02:35.000 Don't you tell me nothing!

00:02:36.000 Don't you tell me nothing! 1.00

00:02:38.000 It's the dumbest shit ever is discussing a show. 1.00

00:02:42.000 You know, like today, in this day and age, it's not like you could talk about Lost because it was just on the air. 1.00

00:02:49.000 When we were watching Lost, that's how recent this DVR thing and this streaming thing has become.

00:02:56.000 When we were watching Lost, that wasn't that long ago, man.

00:03:00.000 And everybody waited until it came on the next week.

00:03:02.000 And you could DVR it, but you didn't binge watch.

00:03:08.000 They even did things weird where they would show three episodes and then take a four-week break and then show two more and then take another break.

00:03:15.000 Do you remember how that would work?

00:03:16.000 And then I think the writer's strike happened in the middle of it, too, so there was a longer...

00:03:20.000 There was a little gap, too.

00:03:22.000 I think I came into Lost...

00:03:25.000 I think I got the DVD of like the second, like when the second season was out of the first season.

00:03:33.000 I think that's how I got into it.

00:03:35.000 I'm kind of trying to remember now.

00:03:37.000 I really enjoyed it up until the end, but I'll never forget this one moment.

00:03:41.000 There was this one moment where they were all standing around this pond. 0.85

00:03:45.000 And it was like some pond that like brings you back to life or some shit like that. 0.95

00:03:49.000 And they were like... 0.70

00:03:51.000 I don't remember what the scene was, but it was something insane.

00:03:56.000 And they're sitting there with their arms crossed, like, waiting for their turn to talk.

00:04:00.000 Like, the scene was so flat and fake.

00:04:03.000 I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:04:04.000 You guys are in front of a magical lake right now.

00:04:07.000 You're not freaking out.

00:04:08.000 Like, this is how you respond?

00:04:10.000 You're just standing there with your arms crossed?

00:04:11.000 Like, yep, just another magic lake. 0.99

00:04:14.000 Whatever the fuck it was. 0.99

00:04:15.000 I was like, I can't do this anymore. 1.00

00:04:17.000 I can't do it anymore.

00:04:18.000 Plus, they killed Charlie.

00:04:20.000 Once they killed Charlie, I was super bummed out.

00:04:23.000 That's such a sad day.

00:04:25.000 That's probably the best episode of the whole show.

00:04:28.000 God.

00:04:30.000 They tied everything together.

00:04:31.000 What a great show that was.

00:04:33.000 Up until the end.

00:04:34.000 In the end, I was like, okay, we're good.

00:04:37.000 This just happens with shows, right?

00:04:39.000 It's like relationships sometimes.

00:04:41.000 Just like, okay, it was great in the beginning.

00:04:44.000 Enough. 1.00

00:04:45.000 Enough fucking zombies. 1.00

00:04:47.000 Enough this. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Enough ogres.

00:04:50.000 Enough that.

00:04:52.000 That's kind of how I am with Game of Thrones.

00:04:54.000 No offense to those.

00:04:54.000 How dare you?

00:04:56.000 Well, it's enough of the dragons and all that. 0.83

00:04:58.000 Don't shut your mouth.

00:05:01.000 That's the one I haven't lost any enthusiasm for.

00:05:04.000 But I gotta tell you, Westworld was so good, I got sucked in so quick, and the possibilities are so fascinating.

00:05:12.000 Because their timeline jumping, and it's really interesting to me.

00:05:18.000 They weren't up for many Golden Globes on that, but HBO didn't win anything, and I only remember seeing one or two Westworld people even up for anything. 0.89

00:05:27.000 It was kind of shitty.

00:05:28.000 Maybe they missed the nomination date. 0.96

00:05:30.000 I don't know.

00:05:31.000 How could you not nominate that show?

00:05:33.000 That was awesome. 1.00

00:05:33.000 Fuck, that show was good. 1.00

00:05:36.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:05:38.000 Well, it just shows you, if that is the case, maybe it's just there's a lot of other shows that are even more awesome that we're just not aware of yet.

00:05:45.000 This seems like the golden age for TV shows.

00:05:48.000 It really does.

00:05:49.000 Yeah, the show that won I hadn't heard is called The Night Manager.

00:05:51.000 That won Hugh Laurie, who used to be House.

00:05:54.000 He won an award for that.

00:05:55.000 And the other guy, Tom Hiddleston, won another award.

00:05:57.000 Somebody was just telling me about that.

00:05:59.000 It was like a short six, seven episodes, I think.

00:06:02.000 It's a Netflix thing, right?

00:06:03.000 It might be on Netflix now, but I think it was on something else originally.

00:06:07.000 See, this is an amazing time for television.

00:06:10.000 Think about all the great shows.

00:06:12.000 I haven't seen the OA yet, but I keep hearing that's amazing.

00:06:15.000 I've heard that's good, too.

00:06:17.000 It's supposed to be...

00:06:18.000 I don't even want to say what it's supposed to be.

00:06:21.000 You're not even supposed to know too much about it before you watch it.

00:06:24.000 That's like the best way to do these.

00:06:25.000 It's for sure a good way to go.

00:06:27.000 Like Stranger Things. 0.98

00:06:28.000 I didn't know shit about Stranger Things until I jumped in. 0.99

00:06:31.000 Didn't know a goddamn thing. 0.99

00:06:33.000 I still haven't hit play on it yet. 1.00

00:06:35.000 Fuck, it's good, dude. 1.00

00:06:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:37.000 It's good.

00:06:38.000 Don't let Red Band steer you wrong.

00:06:40.000 He doesn't like it.

00:06:42.000 You just see a tweet sometimes that just seeps in your head.

00:06:45.000 I don't know what it is about the day you see it or the timing. 1.00

00:06:48.000 You're just like, fuck that show. 0.99

00:06:50.000 You're just like, I've never seen it. 1.00

00:06:51.000 I don't care. 1.00

00:06:52.000 It probably would have been awesome if you hit play, but somebody says it's the first thing you heard about it and now you're fucked. 1.00

00:07:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:00.000 And then you're like, well, sometimes you watch it and you're surprised. 0.99

00:07:03.000 Yeah.

00:07:04.000 I don't even know how often that happens when you're surprised on something you see.

00:07:07.000 It's so hard to tell because people's tastes vary so much.

00:07:11.000 It's almost like they're watching something different than you.

00:07:16.000 Who you are, like, as a person, your life experiences, and what that show means to you when you're watching it, it's so different for all of us.

00:07:25.000 Like, for each one of us, it's different.

00:07:28.000 That's what's weird about television.

00:07:30.000 It's what's weird about books and music and comedy and pretty much everything.

00:07:36.000 There's not one universal awesome thing. 0.99

00:07:38.000 There's some shit that, like, everybody goes, God damn, it's good, no matter what you like. 0.99

00:07:43.000 Like Michael Jackson in his prime. 1.00

00:07:45.000 I remember there was this radio station in Boston.

00:07:49.000 It was, I think, I'm pretty sure it was WBCN. It was either WBCN or WCOZ. Those are like the two rock stations.

00:08:00.000 COZ was a little harder.

00:08:01.000 If you were a COZ person, you were like a little bit more into like Metallica, a little harder. 0.56

00:08:08.000 COZ! Yeah, and BCN, I'm pretty sure it was BCN, they played a Michael Jackson song.

00:08:15.000 And that was back when DJs could just play music.

00:08:19.000 It was a different world.

00:08:21.000 They could just play whatever they wanted to. 0.98

00:08:23.000 Because if you were a DJ right now and you had a bunch of records, and you had an internet radio station, if they let you do it, I don't think you can, but if they did let you do it, you just play those records and play whatever the fuck you want. 0.50

00:08:34.000 That doesn't exist anymore!

00:08:36.000 It doesn't exist.

00:08:37.000 So this dude, I wish I could remember who it was, just started playing this Michael Jackson song.

00:08:44.000 He goes, I don't care what you like, this is great music.

00:08:49.000 You don't remember the song though?

00:08:51.000 Pretty sure it was Billie Jean.

00:08:54.000 I'm pretty sure it was Billie Jean. 0.98

00:08:58.000 Wasn't that all off of Thriller?

00:09:00.000 Was Billie Jean on Thriller too?

00:09:05.000 It's hard, I think, for people today because there's so many superstars.

00:09:10.000 There's so many different venues.

00:09:12.000 I mean, there's people that are superstars just from the internet.

00:09:15.000 Yeah, it was on Thriller.

00:09:16.000 Yeah.

00:09:17.000 It's hard for people, I think, today.

00:09:20.000 I think there's a much, much larger number of celebrities and of super celebrities.

00:09:26.000 You know, of Beyonce's and Jay-Z's and Kanye West's.

00:09:30.000 There's so many of those now that it kind of...

00:09:34.000 I don't think we can appreciate today what it was like when Michael Jackson was in his heyday.

00:09:43.000 Because there was like...

00:09:45.000 There was one...

00:09:46.000 It was one guy.

00:09:47.000 It was one guy that just...

00:09:49.000 Boom! 0.99

00:09:50.000 There was no one like Michael Jackson.

00:09:53.000 One guy who had so much impact on the culture. 1.00

00:09:56.000 People were wearing those stupid jackets everywhere and dancing that way. 1.00

00:10:01.000 I mean, Corey Feldman. 1.00

00:10:03.000 Remember Corey Feldman and Corey Haim?

00:10:04.000 The two of them would go out and they were buddies with Michael Jackson so they would dress like him.

00:10:09.000 It was a serious trend, man.

00:10:13.000 People wanted, there was that trend and there was the other one with the hat. 0.55

00:10:17.000 Smooth criminal, there was a little bit of that.

00:10:19.000 Did people wear one glove? 1.00

00:10:21.000 Oh fuck yeah they did, yeah. 0.99

00:10:25.000 It's hard, I think it's hard for us to appreciate how crazy that was with no internet. 0.99

00:10:32.000 Just television stations and radio stations.

00:10:37.000 And much less people on the planet.

00:10:41.000 That's even weirder.

00:10:44.000 What do we have, like a hundred million more people than when I was a kid?

00:10:49.000 Like what was the, find out what the population was in 1980 in the United States.

00:10:56.000 Because that would have been when I was like 13. Because I was in high school in 81. 226.5 million.

00:11:07.000 Dude, there's 100 million more people here now.

00:11:12.000 100 million more people here than when I was a kid. 0.99

00:11:17.000 That's fucking bananas. 0.99

00:11:20.000 Wow. 1.00

00:11:23.000 That's an insane number.

00:11:27.000 I mean, that's really hard to imagine.

00:11:31.000 It's really hard to imagine.

00:11:34.000 You stop and think about what that means for another 30 or 40 years. 0.99

00:11:40.000 If it's going to go up another 100 million, where are we going to put all these fucking people? 0.98

00:11:46.000 I mean, they say that it peaks off though. 0.98

00:11:51.000 When cities and countries start doing better because then they start having less children because their economic situation turns up and then a lot of women get careers and they're more reluctant to give up those careers to have children and they have less children when they do have children.

00:12:10.000 And so they think that if you looked at, like, the trends towards urbanization, there could potentially be a time in the future where we worried about a decline in population, like a natural decline.

00:12:22.000 But that sounds like horseshit to me.

00:12:25.000 I've heard that too, I feel like. 0.99

00:12:26.000 Doesn't that sound horseshit?

00:12:27.000 I feel like I've heard it that it's happening now, that it's not, that we've almost, not peaked, but it's on a decline in some places for sure, I think I've read. 0.71

00:12:36.000 I think people are just moving out of those spots and coming here.

00:12:39.000 I think it's crazy.

00:12:41.000 It's obvious there's more people now than ever.

00:12:43.000 It's a trend.

00:12:44.000 It's a hundred million trend in the last, whatever it was, 30 plus years.

00:12:50.000 I wish I was trying to pull it up right now.

00:12:51.000 I just saw an article yesterday maybe about how many houses are needed in Los Angeles to keep up with the housing required.

00:12:58.000 It's like 100,000 houses a year.

00:13:00.000 What?

00:13:00.000 Yeah.

00:13:01.000 They have to build 100,000 houses a year? 0.88

00:13:04.000 Yeah, and that's like, that's silly. 0.95

00:13:05.000 Oh my god, that's insane. 0.97

00:13:09.000 There's no room.

00:13:12.000 I did this thing before my Showtime special in 2005. Where I was comparing like mountains and lakes and rivers to what you see when you see a city, how it looks like a growth.

00:13:27.000 And then it's like a lot of other growths.

00:13:29.000 Like even if you burn it, like you got to burn it all off.

00:13:31.000 Otherwise it just comes back and it gets bigger and stronger.

00:13:35.000 And if you could look at it as something, if you were outside of Our understandings and our knowledge of what cities are and people and languages and communities and cultures.

00:13:48.000 If you could look past all that, you'd look at these things that are growing on this planet. 0.97

00:13:53.000 You'd look at this concrete, weird fucking growth. 0.94

00:13:58.000 And when you break it down, if that's a real number, if we need 100,000 houses a year, I saw this picture. 0.98

00:14:05.000 This was on Reddit yesterday, or the other day.

00:14:07.000 This is a 60 square foot flat, it says, in Hong Kong, I believe.

00:14:12.000 Oh my god.

00:14:13.000 Yeah.

00:14:13.000 It's basically people...

00:14:15.000 I don't know how many...

00:14:16.000 This is two people living in here, it looks like at least two.

00:14:18.000 This is like a closet.

00:14:21.000 It's a tiny closet.

00:14:22.000 Everything's in there.

00:14:23.000 The tiny little refrigerator, tiny little sink.

00:14:26.000 This is crazy.

00:14:28.000 Yeah.

00:14:29.000 They're sleeping on bunk beds.

00:14:30.000 Yeah.

00:14:34.000 It's just, this is not good for people.

00:14:36.000 Yeah.

00:14:36.000 Why would people choose to do, like, if you, if you weren't a person and you were looking at this, you'd be like, why don't they spread out?

00:14:46.000 Why don't they spread out?

00:14:47.000 What are they doing to themselves?

00:14:48.000 Do they like it like this?

00:14:49.000 Do they have to be there?

00:14:50.000 Do they have to be, like, family that keeps them there?

00:14:52.000 In the city?

00:14:53.000 Or, like, keep them from moving to another city? 0.99

00:14:54.000 I've never been to Hong Kong, so we can only speculate, but I think the population in Hong Kong is fucking bananas. 0.98

00:14:59.000 True. 0.99

00:15:00.000 Right? 1.00

00:15:00.000 There's just too many fucking people. 1.00

00:15:03.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

00:15:05.000 It weirds me out.

00:15:06.000 When you look at people like a mathematical thing, don't just look at them like, you know, hey, that's my friend Jamie.

00:15:13.000 You know, hey, that's this guy.

00:15:15.000 And I know that guy.

00:15:16.000 Oh, that guy's cool.

00:15:17.000 Instead of that, just look at it like math.

00:15:19.000 Just look at the sheer volume.

00:15:21.000 And watch it as it multiplies and continues to multiply.

00:15:25.000 And that one multiplies and it keeps going and going.

00:15:28.000 And then the people move here and multiply.

00:15:30.000 And it's all multiplication.

00:15:31.000 Yeah.

00:15:33.000 We're not planning this out at all. 0.99

00:15:37.000 We're just stacking up fucking houses. 0.99

00:15:40.000 It's going to get to a point where there's nothing else but houses. 0.99

00:15:46.000 If we keep going, I don't understand why people think that that's totally sustainable. 0.99

00:15:53.000 By the way, it's coming from someone with three kids, so I should probably shut the fuck up. 0.97

00:15:58.000 Have you gotten further into Black Mirror yet? 0.99

00:16:01.000 No, just two episodes.

00:16:02.000 I just did two.

00:16:04.000 I will watch more, but I really enjoyed the memory one.

00:16:09.000 That was the one you kept telling me to see.

00:16:11.000 They're all really good.

00:16:12.000 Well, they had an awesome take on it, too.

00:16:16.000 I don't want to spoiler alert anybody, but they...

00:16:21.000 They were able to record their memories.

00:16:23.000 We've been talking about that for years.

00:16:25.000 I think a lot of people have been talking about that.

00:16:28.000 It's a pretty obvious transition between being able to record memories with your phone, which is essentially what a phone does.

00:16:36.000 When you're taking photos and videos and stuff from your phone, you're recording memories.

00:16:42.000 And how long before it's somewhere where you can play it on your brain.

00:16:46.000 You can see it in your head.

00:16:48.000 We think that...

00:16:52.000 I would love to see if there's a way that they can even take photos that way.

00:17:00.000 Because I know they can transfer images.

00:17:03.000 They can transfer, like, an image into someone's mind now, like very simple, like a triangle, and you see a triangle.

00:17:11.000 Isn't that the latest?

00:17:13.000 Sort of.

00:17:14.000 I mean, it's still the...

00:17:15.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:17:19.000 Yeah, and there was one where they were able to transmit a word through the internet, right?

00:17:23.000 Right.

00:17:23.000 Yep.

00:17:24.000 It was more like a one and zero thing.

00:17:26.000 It was like an on or off, like are you feeling it or are you not kind of thing.

00:17:29.000 That's what it was?

00:17:29.000 I think.

00:17:30.000 I thought it was an actual word.

00:17:32.000 They might have gotten to what a word was spelled out.

00:17:33.000 They might have spelled out the word.

00:17:35.000 I don't think it was a spelled out thing.

00:17:37.000 I wish I could remember the explanation they gave for it.

00:17:41.000 But I think it was like what that word represents.

00:17:44.000 You know, like so the intent of that word...

00:17:49.000 And, like, so the person on the other side, like, knew the word, like, no, or knew the word not, or whatever the word was.

00:17:55.000 It says they were able to send the words hola and chow from India to France, and subjects saw messages of flashes of light in the peripheral vision.

00:18:05.000 The results described as a remarkable step in human communication.

00:18:09.000 Woo! 0.99

00:18:10.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:18:15.000 They're sending messages through the internet. 1.00

00:18:18.000 They were able to send the words.

00:18:20.000 Scroll up a little bit back where they were.

00:18:22.000 They were able to send the words, Olan Chow, from a location in India to a location in France.

00:18:29.000 Transmitted signals directly.

00:18:32.000 Wow, this is nuts.

00:18:35.000 It's just hard to imagine...

00:18:38.000 How far that could go.

00:18:40.000 You know, if they can do that now.

00:18:42.000 What I've been thinking, this sounds like total bananas, but I've really been thinking a lot about it lately, is that, you know, the internet kind of allows everybody to communicate together.

00:18:53.000 You can have your Twitter account and your Facebook and all that jazz.

00:18:57.000 I feel like what's going to happen with this kind of technology and this sort of hive mind technology is if they can transmit Signals from one person to another person through the brain with this technology.

00:19:14.000 This is real similar to like when they first started putting things on message boards in the internet and bulletin boards and like someone would put it up and then you'd have to check it and that was like the only method of communication.

00:19:25.000 Like my friend Andrews talked to me about that a lot.

00:19:27.000 He was on in the really early days of the internet and so these bulletin boards were like really primitive and this was like one of the first things that people had devised to communicate with online. 0.98

00:19:39.000 But now here we are 20 years later and it's fucking...

00:19:42.000 You're streaming live on Instagram, and you're doing Facebook Live, and people are taking pictures, instantaneously uploading them. 0.98

00:19:52.000 They're going to be able to, some way or another, allow us to interface with our brains the same way we interface using these phones and using computers.

00:20:05.000 If that happens, would...

00:20:09.000 I mean, I don't know how this worked.

00:20:10.000 This obviously was a two-way communication.

00:20:12.000 They're both wanting it to happen.

00:20:15.000 In this scenario you're bringing up, like, what if you sent me a message I didn't want, or I didn't want to have right then, I didn't want right now, I'm busy, I'm doing something else?

00:20:23.000 Yeah.

00:20:23.000 Or you're just blasting me with this message, like, hey, hey, hey, wake up.

00:20:28.000 I'm like, I'm asleep, or who knows what's going on.

00:20:30.000 Or I'm getting 10 messages from all over, or I'm getting spam messages from outside, too.

00:20:35.000 Because there's going to be a way to turn it off.

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:37.000 Well, I mean, we're probably going to be able to opt out of it, but how many people are going to opt out of it?

00:20:43.000 And even if you do, maybe you could turn it off, like airplane mode, you know, just like you do with your phone at night, if you're watching a TV show or something.

00:20:52.000 I think that if you're really going to keep going with this, and it seems like they're going to, I mean, if they're doing things like this, it's not going to stop right there.

00:21:04.000 It's not going to, well, we did it.

00:21:06.000 That's awesome.

00:21:07.000 Let's just leave it there.

00:21:09.000 No, they have these new batteries. 0.99

00:21:11.000 Have you seen these new fucking batteries that they're powering with nuclear waste? 0.99

00:21:16.000 No. 0.99

00:21:17.000 Yeah, they last for like 5,000 years.

00:21:20.000 I did see that Tesla's factory got turned on and they started making batteries.

00:21:26.000 Oh really?

00:21:26.000 Yeah.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, there was something about batteries being made with nuclear waste.

00:21:36.000 Diamond battery made from nuclear waste can last more than 5,000 years. 1.00

00:21:44.000 Oh yeah, put that in a cell phone and put it right next to your dick. 1.00

00:21:47.000 That shouldn't hurt it at all. 0.99

00:21:51.000 Because radioactive source is encased safely within the diamond, the hardest known substance it would be safe to use, say the researchers. 1.00

00:21:58.000 Fuck those guys. 1.00

00:21:59.000 They're going to open up a port of hell. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Those are those guys from Half-Life. 1.00

00:22:04.000 Fuck you, man. 1.00

00:22:05.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:22:07.000 You're gonna put what? 1.00

00:22:08.000 And you know that chicks are gonna want a goddamn nuclear diamond. 1.00

00:22:11.000 You know those really super fucking high-maintenance chicks? 1.00

00:22:15.000 They're all gonna want nuclear diamonds. 0.99

00:22:17.000 Like, a regular diamond's not gonna be good enough. 0.98

00:22:19.000 That's gonna be the next top-level shit, is a diamond with nuclear waste inside of it. 0.99

00:22:27.000 Did you see this? 0.99

00:22:29.000 Cremation diamonds?

00:22:30.000 People are being cremated and turned into diamonds?

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:33.000 Wonderful.

00:22:34.000 So, wouldn't that...

00:22:35.000 Are those two things possibly related?

00:22:38.000 Cremation's weird.

00:22:39.000 Oh, it's nuclear waste, nuclear waste. 0.98

00:22:40.000 We're probably fucking over nature by being cremated. 0.99

00:22:43.000 We really are. 0.99

00:22:44.000 We're probably fucking over nature also with formaldehyde. 0.98

00:22:49.000 You know? 0.94

00:22:50.000 I mean, there's like some...

00:22:51.000 That's probably one of the disconnects that we have with nature.

00:22:54.000 Like, we don't absorb into it anymore.

00:22:57.000 We don't just bury our dead and then let the body do its natural decomposing process and then become a part of the natural ecosystem.

00:23:07.000 No, we've completely removed ourselves from it. 0.98

00:23:10.000 We take the body, we drain all the shit out of it, we fill it up with chemicals, we spray paint it. 0.98

00:23:17.000 It's weird, man. 0.99

00:23:18.000 Have you seen a body that's about to be buried?

00:23:22.000 Not for a while, but yeah.

00:23:23.000 My grandpa freaked me out.

00:23:26.000 Because I was like, wow, he's not there.

00:23:28.000 Like, this is weird.

00:23:30.000 It didn't, it wasn't, there was nothing good about it.

00:23:34.000 There was nothing good about being there.

00:23:36.000 Like that, it was, I don't want to use the words grotesque, but There's something severely damaged about the idea behind it. 0.88

00:23:49.000 It was like, I felt like I was watching some crazy ritualistic shit, you know, that was like reenacted from the primitive days of early man. 0.92

00:24:00.000 I mean, looking down at this spray painted shell of a human, it's just, it's bizarre, man. 0.97

00:24:09.000 You could tell that's not, he's not really there.

00:24:15.000 What is this?

00:24:15.000 These are different funerals.

00:24:17.000 What does it say?

00:24:18.000 Puerto Rican gangster? 0.96

00:24:19.000 Puerto Rico gangster propped up playing dominoes at his funeral. 0.97

00:24:23.000 Oh, God.

00:24:24.000 This guy's dressed up as a superhero.

00:24:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:27.000 This guy's in a car?

00:24:29.000 Jesus Christ.

00:24:31.000 This is crazy.

00:24:33.000 I've seen they've had, like, different...

00:24:35.000 This guy's here's a boxer.

00:24:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:38.000 He's a boxer, so they put him in his...

00:24:43.000 Warm-up suit, and they put him in the corner of a ring.

00:24:46.000 Jesus Christ, this is crazy.

00:24:48.000 He's got sunglasses on.

00:24:50.000 Why would you have sunglasses when you're right about to fight? 1.00

00:24:53.000 Want to see a crazy fucking picture? 0.99

00:24:55.000 That guy, Joseph Smith Jr., who just knocked out Bernard Hopkins. 0.99

00:24:59.000 First day on the job since he won the world title.

00:25:04.000 And he's got a photo of himself.

00:25:08.000 Joe Smith Jr., He's got two.

00:25:16.000 He's got two Instagrams.

00:25:18.000 I don't know where I saw it.

00:25:20.000 Maybe Schaub had it up?

00:25:21.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:25:23.000 Look at that.

00:25:24.000 Joe Smith's first day in the job since he won.

00:25:26.000 I mean, this guy just knocked out Bernard Hopkins and he has a construction worker job.

00:25:32.000 That's crazy.

00:25:34.000 It's insane.

00:25:36.000 That's insane.

00:25:39.000 Hey dude, quit that job.

00:25:40.000 As I say, do you think at this point he needs to do that?

00:25:43.000 I don't know how much he got paid.

00:25:44.000 He might just be a...

00:25:46.000 Maybe he doesn't have another fight lined up?

00:25:48.000 Yeah.

00:25:49.000 I mean, I think everyone just assumes that if someone's a world champion that they're rich.

00:25:55.000 But it's not really the case.

00:25:56.000 You have to be a famous world champion.

00:25:59.000 The money's in promotion.

00:26:01.000 The money is in a guy like Oscar De La Hoya in his prime.

00:26:06.000 He was like a teen idol and also an amazing boxer, Olympic gold medalist.

00:26:12.000 That kind of guy sold tickets.

00:26:14.000 Floyd Mayweather sells tickets.

00:26:15.000 Manny Pacquiao sells tickets.

00:26:19.000 Now Joe Smith Jr., his next fight will probably make a lot of money.

00:26:22.000 This was an opportunity for him, and he capitalized on it, and he knocked out one of the greatest of all time.

00:26:28.000 But it's just weird to see him working.

00:26:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:36.000 That fight was fucked though. 0.99

00:26:38.000 I know. 0.99

00:26:38.000 What round did that happen in? 0.99

00:26:40.000 Like the fourth?

00:26:41.000 Fourth or the fifth?

00:26:42.000 I don't remember.

00:26:43.000 But he had been getting to Bernard Hopkins and it looked like one of those classic fights where the old veteran just has lost his step.

00:26:54.000 You know, he was getting to Bernard Hopkins.

00:26:56.000 He tagged him with some big shots.

00:26:58.000 And then when he got him in the corner and just unloaded those shots on him, and then Bernard fell back on his head. 1.00

00:27:03.000 I was like, God, this is just so fucked up. 0.99

00:27:06.000 This is such a fucked up way to end an amazing career. 1.00

00:27:10.000 That is just what that sport does. 0.99

00:27:13.000 That is what that sport does.

00:27:15.000 There's no getting around that.

00:27:16.000 If you're a 51-year-old man and you're trying to fight one of the best young lions in the game...

00:27:25.000 Especially, he's not on PEDs or anything.

00:27:27.000 He's not on any...

00:27:28.000 I mean, I don't think he is.

00:27:30.000 He might be.

00:27:31.000 I doubt it.

00:27:32.000 He seems like just a super disciplined guy, and his body sort of reflects that.

00:27:36.000 He doesn't quite have the same body that he had when he was younger, but he still looks very fit.

00:27:40.000 Like, when he was younger, he was a savage.

00:27:42.000 I mean, when he beat, like, Felix Trinidad, nobody gave him a chance.

00:27:46.000 Everybody thought he was done.

00:27:47.000 They thought he was old. 1.00

00:27:49.000 Felix Trinidad was gonna fuck him up. 0.99

00:27:51.000 And he went on to fight for, like, 13 more years. 0.99

00:27:58.000 Yeah, man, he fucked up Kelly Pavlik. 0.98

00:28:00.000 They thought he was old then. 0.97

00:28:02.000 He went to fight Kelly Pavlik and everybody was like, oh, this is going to be a bad fight for Bernard Hopkins.

00:28:07.000 You know, he's, you know, I think he was like 39 or something like that.

00:28:11.000 I forget how old he was.

00:28:12.000 Might have been a little younger than that. 0.99

00:28:14.000 Anyway, he fucked up Kelly Pavlik. 0.98

00:28:17.000 No, he was in his 40s. 0.98

00:28:21.000 Find out how old Bernard Hopkins was when he fought Kelly Pavlik.

00:28:24.000 That was after Pavlik had already become the champ, right?

00:28:27.000 Yeah.

00:28:28.000 I want to say, Pavlik had beaten Jermaine Taylor, right?

00:28:35.000 And I think, man, Hopkins might have been 40 years old at the time.

00:28:43.000 Because it's just...

00:28:44.000 You stop and think about boxers in the past.

00:28:47.000 There was a few guys like Archie Moore, George Foreman.

00:28:51.000 He was 43, and Kavlik was 26. That's crazy.

00:28:58.000 And almost 10 years later, he's trying to still do that with these... 0.99

00:29:02.000 Murderous white men. 0.99

00:29:05.000 Because Kelly Pavlik was a murderous white dude, too. 1.00

00:29:08.000 Murderous puncher. 0.99

00:29:09.000 And then this Joe Smith Jr. is a ferocious puncher. 0.99

00:29:13.000 Oh, he's just a killer.

00:29:16.000 Bernard Hopkins, like, one thing you got to give the guy, as amazing as his career has been, even at the very last fight, he takes the toughest fight he can find, or one of the toughest ones.

00:29:29.000 Just a real young, dangerous kid.

00:29:32.000 But it's just...

00:29:33.000 Even though, like, we've seen it happen with Sugary Leonard.

00:29:36.000 We saw it.

00:29:37.000 I mean, remember when Sugary Leonard got beat up by Hector Camacho?

00:29:40.000 He just stayed in too long. 0.96

00:29:42.000 And Hector Camacho just beat the shit out of him. 0.97

00:29:44.000 And it's like, wow, this is weird to watch. 0.96

00:29:47.000 And he had Billy Blanks in his corner.

00:29:49.000 Billy Blanks was teaching him Taibo.

00:29:52.000 He did.

00:29:53.000 He had Billy Blanks.

00:29:55.000 Billy Blanks was a karate champion, too.

00:29:57.000 He was a yoke dude.

00:29:58.000 And, you know, knows a lot about fitness. 0.91

00:30:00.000 But apparently Sugar Ray had something fucked up with his calf. 0.52

00:30:03.000 Like, he pulled a muscle in his calf.

00:30:05.000 Then he had to get a cortisone shot before the fight.

00:30:09.000 He had, like, a little bit of a limp, I remember. 0.98

00:30:12.000 But Hector Camacho fucked him up. 0.98

00:30:14.000 But the really scary one was Terry Norris. 0.97

00:30:17.000 When Terry Norris beat up Sugar Ray Leonard.

00:30:19.000 Do you remember that?

00:30:20.000 Terry Norris Jr., Terry Norris, he put a beating on a lot of dudes.

00:30:29.000 He was a scary kid.

00:30:33.000 When he was at his best, Terry Norris was like lightning.

00:30:37.000 Yeah, this is when Terry Norris was, you know, world class, and he was just a step faster than Sugar Ray.

00:30:46.000 And you can see he's getting to him.

00:30:51.000 Terry Norris, he had been knocked out a few times himself too, man.

00:30:55.000 He got into wars.

00:30:56.000 One of the exciting things about Norris was that he would get hit.

00:31:00.000 He would get in front of guys and he would, you know, really take some risks.

00:31:05.000 It's one of the reasons why he was so fun to watch.

00:31:09.000 But yeah, this is just...

00:31:11.000 I don't even remember exactly how this fight ends, but I'm pretty sure Terry stopped him.

00:31:20.000 Oh, this is just round seven?

00:31:22.000 Yeah, I thought it was a highlighter.

00:31:23.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:31:25.000 Oh, yeah, there's Sugar Ray got knocked down. 1.00

00:31:29.000 Yeah, see, when you see shit like that, like, whoa. 0.99

00:31:33.000 See him get up staggered. 0.99

00:31:38.000 We've seen this so many times.

00:31:40.000 It shouldn't be weird at all.

00:31:43.000 Oh, what a good time for the internet to freeze.

00:31:48.000 It shouldn't be confusing to us.

00:31:53.000 But it's this story that repeats itself over and over and over again.

00:31:58.000 It doesn't seem like anybody ever learns their lesson.

00:32:00.000 There's a few guys that get out on top. 1.00

00:32:03.000 I really do hope Floyd Mayweather says, fuck you to everybody, and just takes all that money. 1.00

00:32:08.000 I really do hope he does that. 1.00

00:32:10.000 I would love to see a guy get through the whole thing without ever getting fucked up once. 0.99

00:32:16.000 If you think about what he's done, Made stupid amounts of money. 0.99

00:32:21.000 And got through the whole thing. 0.99

00:32:23.000 Might have gotten hurt three or four times in his whole career.

00:32:27.000 Might have gotten tagged.

00:32:29.000 Never got beat up.

00:32:30.000 Never got knocked out.

00:32:31.000 Just got tagged a few times over the course of how many fights?

00:32:36.000 I mean, that's beautiful.

00:32:39.000 Someone can do that?

00:32:40.000 That's like retiring as a BMX rider with no broken bones.

00:32:45.000 Is that possible to do?

00:32:48.000 I don't think that, no.

00:32:50.000 Yeah, see?

00:32:51.000 What he's done, if Floyd Mayweather retires, he's done the thing that nobody ever does.

00:32:57.000 He went out on top, undefeated, with all the money after having fought all challengers.

00:33:04.000 I mean, he might have fought Pacquiao late, but you can't deny that he fought all challengers. 0.99

00:33:10.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.95

00:33:11.000 I mean, the 50 thing seems to be an issue. 0.99

00:33:14.000 Or not an issue.

00:33:16.000 49-0.

00:33:16.000 Yeah.

00:33:17.000 To 50-0, whether or not he wants to break the record.

00:33:19.000 I mean, how much of that is his ego that's going to last for...

00:33:23.000 I mean, he's still pretty young, right?

00:33:24.000 Yeah.

00:33:25.000 I mean, I think he's 36, if I had to guess.

00:33:28.000 But he's in really good shape.

00:33:30.000 I mean, he takes care of himself really well.

00:33:33.000 He's, like, notoriously disciplined about workouts.

00:33:37.000 And he'll even go out at night.

00:33:39.000 Go to a nightclub, drink water, and then work out at 2 o'clock in the morning.

00:33:43.000 Because he has his own gym and his own thing, and he works hard.

00:33:47.000 You don't get that good on just talent. 0.98

00:33:51.000 You get that good on talent and discipline and hard fucking work. 0.94

00:33:55.000 There's just no way around it. 0.99

00:33:56.000 And smart.

00:33:58.000 You've got to be smart, too.

00:33:58.000 You've got to be sneaky.

00:33:59.000 You've got to be clever.

00:34:01.000 Do you see who he's training right now for a fight?

00:34:03.000 Yeah, he's training Soulja Boy.

00:34:09.000 Soulja Boy is really going to fight Chris Brown.

00:34:11.000 Is that real?

00:34:12.000 I mean, it doesn't seem like it, but it's been talked about for a few days now.

00:34:17.000 Apparently it's going to be on pay-per-view.

00:34:20.000 Fighting over a girl. 1.00

00:34:22.000 I'm going to tell you right now, Chris Brown's going to fuck him up. 1.00

00:34:25.000 Probably. 1.00

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:26.000 That's an angry dude.

00:34:28.000 See that dude on the left with the red?

00:34:29.000 That's a real angry dude.

00:34:31.000 The other dude?

00:34:33.000 I just do not think he is as angry.

00:34:39.000 But who knows, man?

00:34:41.000 I've never seen either of them in person.

00:34:42.000 Maybe one of them, maybe Soulja Boy's been hiding some sick boxing skills and just pretending this whole time.

00:34:48.000 I doubt it.

00:34:49.000 See, I feel like Chris Brown has probably punched a lot more people.

00:34:52.000 You know?

00:34:54.000 Don't you think?

00:34:54.000 I don't know.

00:34:55.000 All, you know, wife-beating, girl-beating jokes aside, he definitely seems like a dude who is much more likely to punch people.

00:35:05.000 Maybe more likely to, but I couldn't really see either of them getting in like a street fight or anything.

00:35:10.000 They've been pretty famous for most of their life and protected too.

00:35:15.000 Interesting.

00:35:16.000 Since they're in their teens.

00:35:20.000 Two guys... 1.00

00:35:21.000 Shit happens, so they might have thrown down once or twice. 1.00

00:35:24.000 Oh, but here's another thing. 0.99

00:35:26.000 Here's another reason why I say Chris Brown. 1.00

00:35:28.000 Chris Brown's a real fucking dancer. 0.99

00:35:30.000 You ever see that guy move? 1.00

00:35:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Yo, he could do some crazy shit. 1.00

00:35:34.000 He's really good in basketball. 1.00

00:35:36.000 Listen, this is gonna be a bloodbath.

00:35:40.000 I might be wrong.

00:35:42.000 Would you buy it?

00:35:44.000 Yes. 0.99

00:35:45.000 Yeah, I'll fucking buy it. 0.99

00:35:47.000 You know? 0.99

00:35:47.000 And if Soulja Boy fucks him up, I'll apologize. 0.99

00:35:51.000 I was trying to think about this. 0.92

00:35:52.000 Hasn't there been other things?

00:35:54.000 I mean, I know you were supposedly supposed to fight Wesley Snipes, but, like, wasn't there other things like this ever happened before?

00:35:59.000 They used to have a whole celebrity boxing show.

00:36:01.000 I remember that happened a couple times.

00:36:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:04.000 Danny Bonaduce fought Screech. 0.98

00:36:07.000 He fucked up a couple of people.

00:36:09.000 I remember when I was younger, there was supposed to be a big event where Shaquille O'Neal was supposed to go one-on-one on pay-per-view with this other big player named Hakeem Olajuwon. 0.98

00:36:17.000 They're gonna box?

00:36:17.000 Not box.

00:36:18.000 They were just gonna play basketball one-on-one for a million dollars, but it never ended up happening.

00:36:22.000 I don't know why it went away.

00:36:25.000 But I was just kind of wondering in my head, like, I feel like this has...

00:36:28.000 I've heard things like this coming up and happening, or at least been announced, but they just kind of fizzle out.

00:36:33.000 Who knows, man? 0.99

00:36:34.000 I mean, people have done crazy shit. 0.99

00:36:38.000 This just seems like a really, really nutty one. 1.00

00:36:41.000 And they're fighting over a girl.

00:36:44.000 I just...

00:36:45.000 I haven't seen any evidence of Soulja Boy's athleticism.

00:36:49.000 Somebody put up a video of him working out.

00:36:51.000 There's a compilation of him working out. 0.97

00:36:54.000 But it's hard to tell if he's just being silly. 0.97

00:36:57.000 You know? 0.92

00:36:58.000 It's like he's shadowboxing and he's riding an elliptical machine.

00:37:04.000 He seems like a really young guy.

00:37:05.000 How old is he?

00:37:07.000 Oh, man.

00:37:08.000 In his 20s still, too.

00:37:11.000 He's in his 20s?

00:37:12.000 Yeah.

00:37:17.000 Well, there's a bunch of...

00:37:20.000 There's a compilation here.

00:37:23.000 Whoever the dude that was narrating was like, oh man, he goes, you're working out with your socks on.

00:37:31.000 This is not the same compilation, but it was pretty funny.

00:37:35.000 He's like, only real savages work out with their socks on. 0.55

00:37:43.000 I don't know, man.

00:37:44.000 It's just...

00:37:45.000 You know.

00:37:47.000 Why do they want to do this?

00:37:48.000 What's wrong with these two?

00:37:49.000 I don't know.

00:37:50.000 They need to hug it out.

00:37:53.000 Anyway, when you were talking about that Black Mirror episode, I forgot that's the one that you saw.

00:37:57.000 One of the things I actually got and was seeing shown at this CES event was that...

00:38:02.000 I showed it to you the other night, that GoPro gimbal I got.

00:38:05.000 It's called the Karma Grip.

00:38:08.000 I actually have it here.

00:38:10.000 I'll let you hold on to it.

00:38:11.000 You can see it if you want.

00:38:14.000 But this is some of the video I shot with it.

00:38:16.000 And so the idea is that it balances itself out.

00:38:19.000 Yeah, I'll put the camera on you.

00:38:20.000 So you just kind of hold it and it keeps itself stable.

00:38:23.000 So you can jiggle it around a little bit and it stays pretty simple.

00:38:26.000 And this was me walking around.

00:38:27.000 I have it at double speed here.

00:38:30.000 But this was connected to my shoulder basically.

00:38:34.000 And I was walking around.

00:38:36.000 So you taped it to your shoulder?

00:38:38.000 I had a Velcro strap.

00:38:40.000 Okay, and so it just sits like this?

00:38:42.000 Yep, I had it around my backpack.

00:38:43.000 Wow.

00:38:44.000 And so I was just kind of walking around the event, and here's one of the cool things I did see at the event, too.

00:38:49.000 It's a projector that's projecting on...

00:38:52.000 That's the stabilization, actually.

00:38:57.000 Oh, it made it roll like that?

00:38:58.000 Yeah, it wants to stay up.

00:39:02.000 But this projector right here is projecting onto a curtain, which I kind of ran past it pretty fast.

00:39:09.000 I wasn't really shooting my video for that purpose.

00:39:11.000 It's like a shower curtain with a pattern on it, and it's showing a solid image on that.

00:39:17.000 Exactly.

00:39:17.000 It's on a hockey game, and you're not seeing the ripples.

00:39:20.000 So you don't need a flat screen for this projector.

00:39:23.000 You can project it on anything.

00:39:24.000 Like a tree.

00:39:25.000 Exactly.

00:39:26.000 Ideally, you would want something a little smoother than that.

00:39:29.000 But yeah, you could still have a flat image on that.

00:39:31.000 Whoa.

00:39:32.000 So that was pretty neat.

00:39:33.000 But some of this video is pretty cool on the stabilization.

00:39:36.000 And then I went over to the Samsung booth, and they have what they're kind of showing here is this flat, flat hanging TV, which the only way it's different from the things now is like when you hang a TV up on a wall,

00:39:52.000 it's kind of hanging off about four to six inches.

00:39:55.000 This is literally flat.

00:39:56.000 I don't know if you can see right there.

00:39:58.000 Yeah, it looks like a piece of paper.

00:40:01.000 Yeah, but you can't really...

00:40:02.000 I don't know if you could slide anything in there.

00:40:04.000 It says it's a no-gap wall mount.

00:40:05.000 And then there's really no cords hanging off of there either.

00:40:08.000 It's just one cord.

00:40:09.000 No HDMI. I don't even know if power was coming off of it either.

00:40:13.000 Well, how does it work then?

00:40:14.000 It's one optical cord, so it's like using light.

00:40:17.000 Optical cables use light waves.

00:40:18.000 So the one cord is powering it and providing the data?

00:40:22.000 See, it says invisible connection right there on top.

00:40:25.000 It's showing some of the data.

00:40:29.000 Well, it kind of makes sense what they can do now with these iPowers.

00:40:32.000 It doesn't power it.

00:40:33.000 I shouldn't have said it powered it.

00:40:34.000 I don't...

00:40:35.000 But it does do all the 4K data.

00:40:37.000 It does the HDMI, and it replaces all of that.

00:40:40.000 But these new iPhones with that, what is that connection called?

00:40:43.000 Lightning connector.

00:40:44.000 That connector, you use it for sound, like with your earplugs, your earbuds.

00:40:49.000 You use it for an external microphone.

00:40:52.000 You can use it for the, it charges it.

00:40:56.000 You can split it off so it charges it, and at the same time, you're also listening to music, so both things can go through at the same time.

00:41:04.000 Another interesting thing that was being shown is some transparent LCD screens.

00:41:11.000 So, I'm trying to show you this one a little bit.

00:41:14.000 This one right here in the middle, this guy's trying to show you.

00:41:17.000 This screen right here is actually a full LCD screen that I'm pointing at in the corner.

00:41:22.000 But there's an art display shown over top of it, like an ink art display.

00:41:26.000 So when you're not using it, when you're not using the TV, it looks like a piece of art hanging on your wall with the rest of the art.

00:41:34.000 Wow!

00:41:36.000 So it's a screensaver?

00:41:37.000 Basically a screensaver.

00:41:38.000 That's insane!

00:41:39.000 And there were a couple other companies showing some see-through LCD screens.

00:41:44.000 What a great idea!

00:41:46.000 These also haven't come to market yet, but this is some of the stuff that they're showing.

00:41:50.000 It's so beautiful, too.

00:41:51.000 That's beautiful artwork.

00:41:52.000 And if you can do it with that kind of resolution...

00:41:57.000 Here I looked at some curved monitors.

00:42:01.000 This is like the most curved monitor ever.

00:42:03.000 I'm still not super sold on these.

00:42:06.000 I don't really understand why they're selling them so hard.

00:42:11.000 I don't really have an interest in buying one.

00:42:13.000 I've tried a few times to look at it.

00:42:15.000 It's very gimmicky.

00:42:16.000 It seems to me like...

00:42:19.000 Remember when those 3D TVs were coming out and everyone was trying to convince everybody you need to get it?

00:42:23.000 Yeah.

00:42:23.000 Oh, 3D TV's coming.

00:42:24.000 And I watched it for a couple of minutes with the glasses on.

00:42:27.000 I was like, this is not going to work.

00:42:28.000 This is not here yet.

00:42:30.000 You know, it's just too goofy.

00:42:31.000 That's gone pretty much.

00:42:32.000 Yeah, it's gone.

00:42:33.000 I think that's the same with these things.

00:42:35.000 I think people are...

00:42:37.000 You're going to use them for a while and you're going to go, wait, but this is...

00:42:39.000 Why is it...

00:42:40.000 Why am I doing this? 0.99

00:42:41.000 Why am I curving the fucking screen? 0.98

00:42:44.000 It seems like it's only for one viewer, too, because if you're curving it for the other people, then they can't... 0.99

00:42:48.000 It fucks it up for everybody else.

00:42:49.000 It makes it for one person, but I would say the majority of people's use of computers is probably one person, right?

00:42:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:42:57.000 At least one person at a time.

00:42:59.000 Yeah.

00:42:59.000 So on this video, you can also see kind of how crowded this whole event was.

00:43:02.000 Jesus.

00:43:03.000 I walked 25 miles, I think.

00:43:06.000 My Fitbit tracked 25 miles in two days.

00:43:09.000 Wow.

00:43:10.000 And that was only six to seven hours per time because I was dead tired after that.

00:43:15.000 Yeah, dude.

00:43:16.000 You had a workout.

00:43:17.000 For sure.

00:43:17.000 And I was carrying around a backpack.

00:43:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:19.000 20 pounds of gear in it.

00:43:20.000 But here's an interesting new laptop coming out.

00:43:24.000 You can't really get a good view on it.

00:43:26.000 I kind of picked it up.

00:43:28.000 It literally, I think it weighs less than a pound or right around a pound.

00:43:33.000 Whoa.

00:43:33.000 And it felt like a kid's toy.

00:43:36.000 That's how, like, the plastic-y.

00:43:38.000 I don't want to say it felt cheap.

00:43:40.000 But it felt like a toy.

00:43:41.000 It felt like you could just throw it like a Frisbee.

00:43:43.000 But it was a full laptop made by Samsung.

00:43:47.000 It had a LCD screen.

00:43:49.000 It had a full keyboard.

00:43:49.000 It had a mouse pad.

00:43:51.000 And they had a little, I think it was a scale next to each thing that just proved to you how much it weighed. 1.00

00:43:57.000 But are you that much of a pussy that you can't carry around a one-pound laptop? 1.00

00:44:01.000 I don't get it! 1.00

00:44:03.000 Yes and no, but I mean, say if you wanted to take one hunting and you need all your ounces, you're the perfect one to take hunting.

00:44:08.000 You definitely shouldn't take a laptop while hunting.

00:44:11.000 But if you did, yeah, you would definitely want to do that.

00:44:14.000 Guys cut their toothbrushes in half.

00:44:17.000 There's a lot of drastic weight reduction when it comes to those things, but I just feel like for laptops, it's not that hard to carry one around, and you put it on your back, and to me, features and hard drive space and speed, 0.98

00:44:32.000 that's the most important shit. 0.96

00:44:35.000 It's not that hard to carry a pound, or two pounds, or whatever the fuck it is, three pounds. 0.99

00:44:41.000 It's not that hard. 0.97

00:44:43.000 They haven't gotten that crazy, I guess.

00:44:45.000 They are getting all lighter.

00:44:47.000 The laptop doesn't weigh that much.

00:44:48.000 Those retina displays are very light, and it's beautiful.

00:44:52.000 You know, and then they have the Airs, and those are feather-light. 0.97

00:44:56.000 You don't need anything lighter than a goddamn MacBook Air. 0.95

00:44:58.000 Yeah, true of that. 0.99

00:44:59.000 It's nothing.

00:45:00.000 It weighs nothing.

00:45:01.000 There's got to be a reason.

00:45:02.000 There's got to be a small market.

00:45:03.000 It also probably is way cheaper than a MacBook Air, I would have to say.

00:45:06.000 Well, you remember when people wanted smaller and smaller phones?

00:45:08.000 You could buy a phone that's that big.

00:45:09.000 I saw a phone once that, like, it was so small that, like, there was a dial for... 0.99

00:45:15.000 I'm trying to remember how the fucking numbers were pressed. 0.97

00:45:19.000 There was some novel way... 0.98

00:45:21.000 Of, like, they barely could fit a number pad, like, to dial phone numbers.

00:45:26.000 So they had some weird dial thing to it.

00:45:29.000 I'm trying to remember.

00:45:31.000 I might be making this up.

00:45:33.000 iPhone prototype.

00:45:35.000 They showed an iPhone prototype.

00:45:36.000 I don't know how it came out today, or not today, but this week someone made a or showed video of how one of the ways an iPhone was supposed to originally work, and it was using that scroll wheel that used to be on the old iPods.

00:45:50.000 Do you remember that?

00:45:51.000 Yeah.

00:45:52.000 So someone kind of hacked it together, I think, on a current iPhone to show you how this worked, this operating system worked.

00:45:59.000 But it seemed like the obviously worst way ever to be controlling a phone.

00:46:05.000 Because even, I think you'd had to input numbers that way by scrolling to them two, three, four.

00:46:11.000 Seems so bad.

00:46:12.000 Was that really considered?

00:46:14.000 I mean, it's a working prototype, so I'd have to say someone at least thought it might have been a good idea.

00:46:20.000 Well, it has to be that they went through a bunch of different ideas before they came up with the Yeah, I mean, I heard they're going through 10 different phones right now just to try to figure out what the next iPhone they're going to go with is.

00:46:31.000 They're 10 different testing models.

00:46:33.000 Do you think that they've hit that point of critical mass where it's like, unless something really huge comes along, like hologram projectors or something really bananas, you've got everything now.

00:46:45.000 You've got amazing cameras.

00:46:46.000 You've got massive hard drive space.

00:46:49.000 You've got...

00:46:50.000 So much.

00:46:52.000 You have all these apps that you can use.

00:46:55.000 You've got all this usability.

00:46:56.000 What are you going to do that's going to make people want a next generation, and a next generation, and a next generation?

00:47:02.000 There has to be some sort of a leap, because it seems like for all the technology we have today, people are almost over-computered and over-phoned, right?

00:47:12.000 Definitely, for sure.

00:47:13.000 When I was walking around that event, I was looking for Either the big crowds to see what everyone was, like, stuck around looking at.

00:47:21.000 Because this event was so huge.

00:47:22.000 To stop and spend five minutes at a particular, I don't know, pod or product or even just let someone talk to you to take your time for that five minutes is insane because there's just so much to look at.

00:47:38.000 But at the same time, there's...

00:47:40.000 Well, I kind of lost what I was doing there, but...

00:47:43.000 I just kind of looked over at this thing I wanted to show you, which was this thing called Vertify, which is this 3D virtual reality program.

00:47:53.000 They showed this guy over here doing a demo for it.

00:47:55.000 I didn't want to wait in line.

00:47:56.000 I really didn't want to wait in any lines there because there were so many people, and I didn't feel very good to stand somewhere for 30 minutes and sweat.

00:48:04.000 Young Jamie got the same stomach flu that I had.

00:48:07.000 But what this shows right here is this...

00:48:09.000 I'm pretty sure that this thing on top here is the camera that records the event.

00:48:14.000 And then what they were showing...

00:48:15.000 This guy was getting a demo of it, which I wasn't seeing on this screen.

00:48:19.000 But they did show...

00:48:20.000 And you can kind of see him pinching his hand up there on top.

00:48:24.000 On this video, they show you watching with a VR headset, let's say a concert.

00:48:29.000 And then you can decide to grab...

00:48:32.000 The lead singer and move him into your living room.

00:48:35.000 So the performance is now, he's like not, I don't know, it was real weird how it showed it and I don't have it on this actual video.

00:48:41.000 I went back and watched another description of it.

00:48:42.000 And so he's wearing some fairly small goggles.

00:48:46.000 There's not a lot to what he's wearing.

00:48:48.000 Yeah, that's one of the, there's about four or five big things going on there.

00:48:52.000 There's VR headsets, different new Multiple companies sharing VR headsets.

00:48:58.000 Was this augmented or was it virtual reality?

00:49:01.000 That I believe was virtual reality.

00:49:03.000 But he reached up and grabbed someone and pinched it and brought it in.

00:49:07.000 But it would have to be a little augmented because if you were seeing it in your living room, you'd have to also see the living room.

00:49:12.000 Yeah, if you go back to the video of you being there, like when you see his actual goggles itself, like watch as you pass by.

00:49:21.000 I can actually see a little bit on the video there.

00:49:23.000 See, that's the lead singer moved onto the couch, bringing the artist into our home.

00:49:28.000 How bizarre.

00:49:29.000 Which I kind of like pulled into the comedy world.

00:49:32.000 You could bring the comedian into your living room and just have him perform in your living room instead of at the comedy venue that they were at, which would be interesting.

00:49:42.000 Yeah, how odd.

00:49:46.000 Drones was a big thing there.

00:49:48.000 I'm sure.

00:49:49.000 Lots of drones, tons of drones.

00:49:51.000 Tiny ones too now, right?

00:49:52.000 Very tiny ones.

00:49:53.000 There's a selfie drone, which didn't seem like it worked very well.

00:49:56.000 It kept flying up and flying down different sides.

00:49:58.000 I'm not quite sure how you're supposed to control it.

00:50:00.000 Go through this for a couple more seconds to see that guy's goggles, because I think he can see through them.

00:50:06.000 See, look how he's looking.

00:50:08.000 Yeah, okay.

00:50:09.000 You see his eyes.

00:50:13.000 I mean, that's what it seems like to me, right?

00:50:14.000 He might have that Microsoft Surface headset on.

00:50:17.000 Oh.

00:50:19.000 Oh.

00:50:20.000 I'm not sure.

00:50:21.000 And there's behind it, too, is a wireless VR headset.

00:50:23.000 So there were, like I said, too, there were a lot of headsets, and there were lots of things.

00:50:27.000 And let me just throw out a number and say I did five tech demos.

00:50:31.000 Out of those five, two or three didn't work, or they didn't go well, or they didn't work perfectly at all.

00:50:37.000 So that's where I'm kind of like, I don't know that a lot of this stuff was maybe not ready.

00:50:41.000 Or maybe it was supposed to be shown that way and this is our only demo product we have for you guys to see.

00:50:47.000 It's supposed to work all the time.

00:50:49.000 It usually does, but we've done so many demos today, it kind of fucks up a little bit.

00:50:53.000 That could have been happening too a little bit.

00:50:55.000 But there is a lot of things going on here where they're just trying to show you an idea and hope someone with a lot of money walks by and is like, ah, that looks like a good idea.

00:51:03.000 Here's some money, kid.

00:51:05.000 Go make it.

00:51:05.000 That kind of thing.

00:51:07.000 Some 1930s carnival barker?

00:51:09.000 And it works out for that company.

00:51:10.000 Does that happen?

00:51:11.000 Are there guys who troll around this place and look for...

00:51:16.000 I saw...

00:51:16.000 Good products?

00:51:17.000 I just walked by the Intel booth and randomly saw a guy walk up to one of the workers and say, like, I have some patents on baseball Wi-Fi technology.

00:51:25.000 Who do I talk to?

00:51:26.000 That kind of thing.

00:51:26.000 So that's all.

00:51:27.000 There's tons of different meetings and things sort of happening.

00:51:30.000 By the way, in case anybody misinterprets, when I'm saying troll around, I don't mean like... 0.99

00:51:34.000 Fuck with people on the internet troll. 1.00

00:51:36.000 I mean like fishing troll. 1.00

00:51:38.000 You drag a line behind, you go look for things to catch.

00:51:42.000 Do you think that this was like the big thing in this CES though as far as like emerging technologies with all this virtual reality stuff?

00:51:53.000 Every year, apparently, it's focused on something different.

00:51:57.000 This year, there wasn't very much cell phone anything, really.

00:52:01.000 In the past years, there's been big announcements of cell phones from different companies.

00:52:05.000 I think I only even saw maybe one.

00:52:08.000 It was this company called Huawei, I believe is how you say it.

00:52:12.000 They paired with this really well-known camera company called Leica and have a 20-megapixel camera.

00:52:18.000 Yeah, Leica makes binoculars and stuff, too.

00:52:23.000 But I tested that out to see how good it was, and I wasn't sure if I was holding the actual correct model, which was the one that had all the best features in it, because I had a couple different models out there.

00:52:34.000 There's just so much going on there, it was really hard to get a grasp of.

00:52:38.000 What you were doing.

00:52:39.000 That's really interesting you bringing this up.

00:52:41.000 It's making me think, like, when you get to a certain level of this virtual reality stuff, you're going to want to look through, like, the best lens available.

00:52:50.000 You know, you're going to want, like, one of those high-end binocular companies to come along and craft something.

00:52:56.000 Yeah.

00:52:57.000 Yeah.

00:52:58.000 I'm trying to remember right now.

00:52:59.000 I want to say it's GoPro.

00:53:01.000 I'll have to Google it before I kind of say something off.

00:53:03.000 But, you know, have you heard the company called Hasselblad?

00:53:06.000 Yes.

00:53:06.000 The camera company.

00:53:08.000 They were the people that had the cameras that they put on the moon.

00:53:12.000 I think it's DJI. Allegedly.

00:53:17.000 Allegedly they were on the moon.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, so DJI is arguably the best drone maker right now.

00:53:24.000 They're the biggest company.

00:53:25.000 It's a company out of China.

00:53:27.000 They make the Phantom, which was the biggest consumer drone.

00:53:34.000 And right now they just put out the thing called the Mavic, which is...

00:53:37.000 So they acquired Hasselblad?

00:53:39.000 Apparently they had a minor stake in the company and they just took a major stake.

00:53:42.000 So they just took over the stock holdings.

00:53:45.000 What's the correct pronunciation?

00:53:47.000 It's Hasselblad?

00:53:48.000 I believe so, yeah.

00:53:50.000 So DJI, they made this thing called the Mavic, which I got to hold at the event.

00:53:55.000 I didn't get to buy one.

00:53:56.000 They're on back order still right now.

00:53:58.000 They've been on back order for a little while.

00:54:00.000 Fold it up, because each of these legs folds together. 0.99

00:54:04.000 It's a little bit smaller, or a little bit bigger than this, than my iPhone 7S. It's obviously a little bit thicker.

00:54:12.000 You can see that it's thicker.

00:54:13.000 But the actual size, you can hold it, and it's about the same size as the palm of your hand. 0.99

00:54:18.000 Holy shit. 0.96

00:54:19.000 And it shoots 4K video. 0.99

00:54:20.000 It goes up to, I want to say, about 4 miles away from you.

00:54:24.000 What?

00:54:25.000 Yeah.

00:54:26.000 So, obviously, you're on a loose side of it, and it goes to, I think, 20, 30, 40 miles an hour, something like that, something crazy.

00:54:32.000 And this is a bite-sized little tiny truck.

00:54:35.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:36.000 And does it avoid things or evade things?

00:54:38.000 Yeah, this one has obstacle avoidance.

00:54:40.000 That's what these cameras on the front four. 0.69

00:54:41.000 There's some on the back or the bottom two.

00:54:44.000 So, they have another version, which is the Phantom 4 Pro, I believe, which is a bigger version than this.

00:54:50.000 They have an Inspire, which is the way bigger version, and then they have, like, the full film.

00:54:55.000 Like a film company would use, which has got like eight big crazy props on it and whatnot.

00:54:59.000 Do you remember when they filmed that movie, The Twilight Zone?

00:55:03.000 And they didn't have drones back then.

00:55:05.000 And they had a helicopter, an actual real helicopter behind them doing a stunt.

00:55:11.000 Do you remember that?

00:55:13.000 There was a horrible accident.

00:55:15.000 Oh man, it was a horrible accident where this actor and this little girl were killed.

00:55:21.000 Oh wait.

00:55:22.000 The helicopter came crashing down on them.

00:55:24.000 You said that there was two people.

00:55:26.000 I think I did hear about that.

00:55:27.000 Don't even show me this, dude. 1.00

00:55:28.000 I don't even want to watch that shit. 0.99

00:55:31.000 I'm making sure I didn't see it. 1.00

00:55:36.000 Something about seeing people die for a movie, too, that's particularly gruesome.

00:55:42.000 It's like, what?

00:55:44.000 How did you think that you could just fly that helicopter right next to people?

00:55:49.000 Well, with all this drone stuff, I'm going to ask you this question, because...

00:55:55.000 I don't know if it's an actual trend I see happening or if it's just something they're forcing or what, but there just seems to be a lot of camera equipment being made available for the individual to use to make really high-end stuff.

00:56:08.000 Yeah.

00:56:09.000 And I don't know if it's the trend that people are just going to start making all this content.

00:56:14.000 Are they going to just start shooting everything they're doing?

00:56:16.000 Is technology allowing that to happen for us?

00:56:22.000 Well...

00:56:23.000 It seems like there's only so much you can do with it. 1.00

00:56:28.000 I feel like what they have to do, though, is have the best shit. 0.98

00:56:33.000 So if someone has 4K, you have to have 4K. If someone has virtual capability, you can upload it digitally. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Fitness trackers were really big there.

00:56:46.000 I still, I don't remember who it was that came in here.

00:56:49.000 I think it was the first time Bert came in with one.

00:56:51.000 I sort of tried to ask him.

00:56:52.000 I was like, because I had one too for a couple weeks, but I took it back because it got recalled.

00:56:56.000 But I was like, what are you doing with that?

00:56:58.000 Got it recalled?

00:56:58.000 The one I had at the time got recalled.

00:57:00.000 For what?

00:57:01.000 It was causing a rash on people because the battery connector wasn't, right?

00:57:06.000 I don't know.

00:57:06.000 They fixed it apparently now, but I haven't bought another one since then.

00:57:10.000 Because I found out that the Fitbit app on my iPhone works just about the same.

00:57:14.000 And there's also the built-in Apple iPhone apps now, too, that do the health stuff.

00:57:19.000 But what is everyone doing with all that data, or are they doing anything with it, mostly at all, besides really, really, really into fitness people, like personal trainers?

00:57:29.000 Well, I think there's some technologies that, even though they keep getting better and better, they're kind of ignored after a while.

00:57:34.000 Like, here's one of the most bizarre ones, is voice sound quality.

00:57:39.000 Nobody gives a fuck about when anybody's voice sounds like on a phone.

00:57:43.000 It's like it almost never gets discussed. 0.94

00:57:45.000 Isn't that one of the most important things about a phone?

00:57:47.000 You should be able to listen to someone on a phone and it should sound like they're talking to you.

00:57:52.000 It should be like right here.

00:57:53.000 Like, what's up, Jamie?

00:57:54.000 Oh, hey, what's up, dude?

00:57:55.000 It never sounds that good.

00:57:57.000 Ever.

00:57:57.000 But they have the ability to make it sound that good.

00:58:00.000 Why haven't they made it sound that good? 0.97

00:58:02.000 People barely fucking use their phone as a phone anymore. 0.96

00:58:05.000 The phone part is totally stagnant. 0.99

00:58:08.000 Like, the signal gets a little bit better. 0.80

00:58:09.000 You can catch a signal somewhere else, but it still sounds just as shitty as it ever did.

00:58:14.000 It doesn't sound perfect clarity.

00:58:17.000 It doesn't sound like you talking to me in the same room.

00:58:20.000 You telling me they can't do that?

00:58:21.000 Of course they can do that.

00:58:23.000 If they could get you to listen better now, with a better sound now than the rotary phones, the 1960s, they could improve on the sound quality, but there's no demand for it because people hardly talk on the phone anymore. 0.99

00:58:36.000 So it becomes one of those things where it just hits a certain point, nobody gives a fuck about it, and then the market goes where people give a fuck. 0.99

00:58:42.000 People give a fuck about cameras. 0.99

00:58:43.000 You gotta get a juicy camera. 0.99

00:58:45.000 I want a 15, 18, whatever a megapixel is.

00:58:48.000 It sounds awesome.

00:58:49.000 Get me one of those.

00:58:50.000 Oh, it's gigapixel?

00:58:51.000 They have gigapixels.

00:58:52.000 I need a gigapixel.

00:58:54.000 You know, like, how many people are just... 0.99

00:58:57.000 Just buying the latest shit, me included, because it's the latest shit. 1.00

00:59:01.000 Because it sounds awesome. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Because you want that one.

00:59:04.000 Oh, the S has the image stabilization that I'll never use. 0.99

00:59:09.000 There's so much of that shit out there. 0.96

00:59:11.000 But it seems so compelling. 1.00

00:59:15.000 If Apple had an iPhone 8, you and me would be in line like a couple of fucking dorks. 0.99

00:59:20.000 I still keep talking to myself sometimes. 0.99

00:59:21.000 I think about this 7S I have.

00:59:23.000 It's like...

00:59:25.000 I have it.

00:59:26.000 I like it.

00:59:26.000 The cameras on it is really good, but it's so big, I kind of dislike it.

00:59:31.000 How dare you?

00:59:32.000 I like the smaller phone.

00:59:34.000 I like the 6s.

00:59:35.000 Well, the 6 or the 7, you know, you can get a regular-sized one too.

00:59:38.000 But the stats on the phone are down.

00:59:42.000 They're down?

00:59:43.000 It's not as good as a phone as the 7S is.

00:59:45.000 Really?

00:59:46.000 Or the 7 Plus.

00:59:48.000 As far as the hard drive and as far as the battery life, right?

00:59:53.000 It's got dual cameras, which the other ones don't have.

00:59:55.000 The battery on this is actually really good.

00:59:58.000 It's very good.

00:59:59.000 I'm super surprised at how good the battery is on this phone.

01:00:02.000 Yeah.

01:00:03.000 Especially if you don't keep Wi-Fi and Bluetooth on all the time.

01:00:06.000 You can last two days almost.

01:00:08.000 Which is way surprising because the screen's way bigger.

01:00:12.000 I could say when the next one comes out in a couple months, they're going to announce it probably by March or May.

01:00:19.000 And it'll be out by the fall.

01:00:21.000 Like, do we need it again?

01:00:22.000 And the answer is like, why?

01:00:24.000 Because it has 4K video on it.

01:00:26.000 It's like, yeah, I know it has 4K video, but I've barely done anything with the 4K video.

01:00:30.000 And the 4K video I do have, like with this GoPro I just got, the new GoPro 5, you have to convert all the footage so that you can actually edit it.

01:00:41.000 Which is like a big gigantic step.

01:00:43.000 You have to convert it?

01:00:45.000 Yeah.

01:00:45.000 Before you edit it?

01:00:46.000 Yeah.

01:00:46.000 Ew.

01:00:47.000 You can do a little bit of editing in their program, but to take it in a final cut or to do what I did just to show you more than 30 seconds at a time, I had to Spend, whatever, 12 minutes per 8 minute video converting all of it.

01:01:00.000 That's only because that's the capabilities of my computer.

01:01:02.000 If I had a faster one, maybe it would have been faster, but there's slower computers too.

01:01:06.000 And it's just like, what's the need of the 4K video then?

01:01:09.000 I couldn't even show the 4K video out because I can't broadcast to YouTube.

01:01:13.000 How big are these files we're talking about?

01:01:15.000 Huge.

01:01:16.000 For a 9 minute video it was like 40 gigs.

01:01:20.000 Oh my god! 0.99

01:01:21.000 That's a fucking giant hard drive back in the day. 0.99

01:01:25.000 I think my first hard drive was 4 gigs. 0.99

01:01:28.000 40 gig for one file.

01:01:30.000 That's crazy.

01:01:31.000 And that's just so I could have two hours of GoPro footage of me walking around CES to whittle that down.

01:01:37.000 And it's like, what is the normal person going to do with all that?

01:01:40.000 If they went to shoot their kids, it's like, they're going to have to have so many hard drives, they're going to become digital hoarders for sure.

01:01:46.000 Yeah.

01:01:47.000 Yeah, you're talking about actual physical space now.

01:01:50.000 Now, what is the benefit of that over, like, a more standard HD format, other than the fact that it just looks a little bit better?

01:01:58.000 I mean, and really it is just a little bit.

01:02:00.000 Like, you're really struggling between HD and this 4K. It's like, yeah, it's better.

01:02:07.000 It's better.

01:02:08.000 It's a smidge.

01:02:09.000 It's a smidge better.

01:02:10.000 There were some 8K TVs at CES. 8K? Yeah.

01:02:14.000 Those motherfuckers. 1.00

01:02:15.000 There's a couple cameras that shoot in 8K now. 1.00

01:02:17.000 Right when you thought you were safe with 4K. Now, what's going to be 80 gigs for the same video?

01:02:22.000 At least. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:02:23.000 That's crazy. 1.00

01:02:24.000 Well, and that's kind of where we're getting.

01:02:27.000 It's like there's no...

01:02:28.000 The distribution of this content now becomes the next step and the next hurdle you have to get past.

01:02:34.000 I was looking around a lot of 360 cameras because I just got that 360 camera and did the test footage with the weigh-in that we did last week.

01:02:42.000 I didn't personally just like how the footage looked.

01:02:45.000 There was a smudge on the screen which transferred over and it doesn't look very good and it wasn't at eye level.

01:02:52.000 I believe I was shooting that in 4k and it just looks a little grainy and messy.

01:02:58.000 And so I was looking around that whole event to just try to find, because there were multiple 360 cameras, and there was 4K streaming 360 cameras, and they all have their own proprietary software to run it off of.

01:03:11.000 But I did find one really good one, which does 3D... 360 video.

01:03:18.000 Ooh.

01:03:19.000 Which was really, really cool.

01:03:21.000 But I'm also wondering, too, if I saw something, one really good edited video they made to show it off, or if I was actually seeing...

01:03:29.000 This is basically exactly what the camera does.

01:03:32.000 Like, pretty much straight off of it.

01:03:34.000 Because it was really cool.

01:03:35.000 It was called the Views Camera.

01:03:37.000 And...

01:03:38.000 I contacted them.

01:03:39.000 That's when you're getting into really bizarre stuff, right?

01:03:41.000 When you're talking about 8K video, and then you're talking about 360-degree 3D. Yeah.

01:03:48.000 Because it seems like if we're going to enter into a real virtual realm any time in the near future, all this ramping up Of the specs, you know, going from 4K to 8K and then, you know, 32K is just around the corner. 0.99

01:04:00.000 They're just going to keep getting better at this shit.

01:04:02.000 And when you're talking about something through like a high-end glass, like a really high-end, like a, you know, binocular-type glass, and then having insanely high-definition video. 0.99

01:04:15.000 And then having this exponential jump in this virtual technology where they figure out a way to really lock you into something that is not...

01:04:25.000 It's not invasive to the point where it's not like fucking with your experience by you feeling it on your head. 0.63

01:04:31.000 It's very light, you know? 0.53

01:04:32.000 Because sometimes you're putting those bulky headsets and the goggles.

01:04:36.000 You know it's over your eyes.

01:04:37.000 Like, that's going to shrink up, too.

01:04:39.000 That's going to shrink up to almost nothing.

01:04:41.000 And with...

01:04:43.000 With all these big jumps that they're making, how far away are we from some fully immersive Avatar world?

01:04:54.000 We've got to be getting close.

01:04:55.000 Dude, it's going to be bananas.

01:04:57.000 Do you know what it's going to be like?

01:05:00.000 An Avatar world that you could go for a journey in?

01:05:05.000 I mean, imagine if movies, if what they become, because, you know, think about how these serial shows like Sopranos and then ultimately, you know, Game of Thrones and a lot of these other great shows, they catch you and they rope you in and they bring you into a world.

01:05:24.000 And then you follow that world episode after episode and you get sucked into it, right?

01:05:30.000 It's very different than a regular movie.

01:05:34.000 What if they start doing these serial...

01:05:36.000 I mean, I think of, like, Game of Thrones as a serial movie, right?

01:05:40.000 There's a hundred parts to this movie, but it's a big, giant-ass movie.

01:05:45.000 I mean, it's so much better than a regular television show in terms of, like, its special effects and the grandness of it all.

01:05:52.000 If they can figure out how to film something like that but let you participate in it, I mean, let you strap on to some 3D treadmill type thing. 0.85

01:06:08.000 And move around in this fucking weird world and follow these people on their journeys. 0.98

01:06:15.000 Be right there when the orcs slaughter the people. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Like the blood splatter in front of you. 0.86

01:06:21.000 You're watching them get chopped up.

01:06:23.000 And then you're going to go over the mountain to where the castle is.

01:06:26.000 You have to actually walk over the mountain.

01:06:28.000 But as you walk over the mountain, horses ride beside you.

01:06:31.000 You get to see them.

01:06:33.000 I mean...

01:06:35.000 We're real close to something like that.

01:06:38.000 I feel like that's only a few years away.

01:06:40.000 They have Avatar World coming out soon, like at Disney World.

01:06:45.000 Oh, what are they going to do?

01:06:46.000 How's that going to work?

01:06:47.000 They've been showing some things.

01:06:49.000 I think this is just an Imagineering idea, but you're going to be able to take a boat ride through the middle of the Navi forest.

01:06:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:06:58.000 Well, that looks like it's a small world with psychedelic colors.

01:07:00.000 It's going to be a little bit like that, but they're going to have some VR stuff where you're going to be able to float through and go on the...

01:07:05.000 Floating mountains.

01:07:06.000 Whoa.

01:07:07.000 Here's how they look in Disney World right now.

01:07:08.000 Oh, wow.

01:07:09.000 So they're building it right now.

01:07:11.000 You're obviously not going to be able to walk on that.

01:07:13.000 When is this going to take place?

01:07:14.000 I'm I think it opens later this year.

01:07:17.000 Disneyland doesn't play games.

01:07:19.000 But what you're saying, what if they just took the extension of that and just, instead of making the Avatar movie, they just went, look, Avatar 5 is Avatar World, and if you want to come live it out, you've got to come to Disney World and pay $50 or $100 or $150 or $300.

01:07:35.000 Something crazy to do it.

01:07:38.000 Now you're talking.

01:07:39.000 This is what you do.

01:07:40.000 You construct that world, and then, once you're in that world, then you put on the VR goggles, and it turns everything into fluorescent neon greens and blues, like the Avatar world.

01:07:52.000 You can see everything, and then you actually watch the movie play out in there.

01:07:59.000 Nerdgasm! 1.00

01:08:00.000 I feel like they're way closer to something like that than we are.

01:08:04.000 Everyone being able to do this at home probably.

01:08:07.000 The thing about that though is it's going to require so much resources and land and money.

01:08:13.000 I feel like a 3D treadmill where you don't physically go anywhere.

01:08:20.000 You're not going to be able to go up hills.

01:08:22.000 You're not going to feel the sensation of walking, climbing things.

01:08:26.000 That's the only difference.

01:08:28.000 But you'll be able to be right in front of it.

01:08:30.000 But it won't feel like grass.

01:08:32.000 You know what I mean?

01:08:33.000 If they could figure out a way to do a virtual world where somehow or another you could change the textiles on the ground or change the way it feels.

01:08:44.000 The tactile sensation of what you're stepping on.

01:08:47.000 If you can make it feel like water.

01:08:49.000 If you can make it feel like grass or dirt. 0.99

01:08:53.000 If they could start doing shit like that. 0.98

01:08:55.000 That doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility. 0.99

01:08:58.000 Just seems like something way too smart for a dummy like me to figure out.

01:09:02.000 So there's one technology at CES. There's a couple things there I didn't get a chance to even see or make it to.

01:09:08.000 What is this?

01:09:08.000 What does it say?

01:09:10.000 Wants to let you feel fabric through your touch screen.

01:09:13.000 Whoa.

01:09:14.000 Yeah, I... Tanvas. 1.00

01:09:16.000 I couldn't find it there.

01:09:17.000 There were a lot of places I think I was trying to find that I couldn't even actually just find.

01:09:21.000 You know what dudes are going to use that for? 0.97

01:09:23.000 They're just going to rub girls' panties in porn films. 1.00

01:09:26.000 It's going to be the only application for it. 0.97

01:09:28.000 Oh, it's right there.

01:09:29.000 Let me touch it.

01:09:30.000 It's right there.

01:09:30.000 The idea of it sounds pretty interesting, though.

01:09:33.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 I mean, you can...

01:09:33.000 You can have, like, a bump to it.

01:09:35.000 So is it working on an iPad or something with...

01:09:39.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 It uses a little bit of, like, the haptic feedback that is already built into some of these things, but it uses it differently.

01:09:45.000 Well, that was what was kind of cool about the HTC Vive is that haptic feedback.

01:09:51.000 Because when you're doing the bow and arrow thing, it really does kind of feel like you're drawing the arrow back.

01:09:55.000 It gives you a little bit of vibration as if the arrow is pulling across the arrow rest and it's rubbing on it.

01:10:01.000 It's really cool.

01:10:02.000 So they just made some announcements, too.

01:10:05.000 They're not going to make a new Vive yet, but they showed a new headset attachment that makes the Vive fit on your head a little bit more comfortably.

01:10:13.000 And they showed what they're calling a tracker, which is essentially the end of the controller, which can be attached to...

01:10:19.000 They said anything, so it depends what a developer makes it work with.

01:10:22.000 But one of the things they showed is on the end of a gun, to play different gun games, they put it on the end of a baseball bat.

01:10:29.000 And the baseball bat, then you could...

01:10:32.000 You could see the bat in the Vive game that you were playing or the baseball simulation you were playing, but they could pull in real Major League Baseball pitches, actual data, because they have them all from the last, I don't know, five to ten years.

01:10:44.000 Any pitch from any pitcher you want to see, you can have now come at you and you can go ahead and try to hit it.

01:10:49.000 Oh my god.

01:10:49.000 And probably then put you theoretically in any park you want or wherever the hell you want to be swinging baseball bats.

01:10:54.000 How many dudes are going to be blowing their shoulders apart?

01:10:57.000 Well...

01:10:57.000 Swinging at the air with this thing.

01:10:59.000 Hopefully you're not bashing your house up too, but that idea can be expounded on.

01:11:05.000 Now would you...

01:11:06.000 I would think that if you were going to do something like that, you would want to do it with a bat that's like the same weight as a real bat.

01:11:14.000 You'd probably want the actual...

01:11:15.000 They had an actual wooden baseball bat.

01:11:17.000 They just screwed the thing on the bottom. 1.00

01:11:19.000 Oh, that's crazy.

01:11:20.000 Yeah.

01:11:21.000 So...

01:11:21.000 You could do it with that.

01:11:22.000 You could probably have a sword.

01:11:23.000 You could probably have a bow. 1.00

01:11:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:11:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:26.000 If you had a sword, do you know what kind of a fucking awesome workout you would get? 0.98

01:11:30.000 My arms were so tired at Duncan's place just for playing his archery thing, and I'm not even pulling anything back. 0.98

01:11:36.000 I'm just holding my arm up.

01:11:38.000 There's no actual resistance pulling the bow back, but just holding your arm straight in front of you and doing this over and over again, my arms were killing me, man.

01:11:48.000 I was like, this is amazing.

01:11:49.000 Like, this actually has some physical benefit to it.

01:11:52.000 And the boxing game, the boxing game has real benefit to it.

01:11:56.000 Like, the boxing game, I think you could learn how a person moves and how it feels like to spar with them.

01:12:03.000 You see punches come at you.

01:12:04.000 You can learn how to slip punches.

01:12:06.000 You can learn how to counter with things.

01:12:08.000 You don't feel hitting anything.

01:12:10.000 That's the only thing that's missing.

01:12:11.000 You don't feel them hitting you.

01:12:12.000 But at least when they hit you, you see, like, sparks.

01:12:15.000 So, one of the...

01:12:16.000 I'll try to find a little...

01:12:18.000 It's not worth me pulling up the video, but there was a haptic feedback, essentially a backpack slash chest thing you put on for VR that would give you some sort of shocks or you'd feel something.

01:12:31.000 I don't know how hard it would feel.

01:12:33.000 It should jolt the shit out of you. 0.98

01:12:34.000 There was another one. 0.98

01:12:37.000 In the video I watched showing the data trackers that they were adding onto different devices, they put it on a fire hose.

01:12:44.000 And they also put a jacket on you that had heaters in it.

01:12:47.000 So you're putting out a fire and it's giving you feedback of the hose.

01:12:51.000 It's also getting warmer and you're getting hot.

01:12:55.000 That's not really a game as more of it as a simulation or it is a training tool for an actual fire company.

01:13:01.000 Well, it's also to let you know what's the potential for a Doom game from 2024. Maybe two years from now, hopefully.

01:13:10.000 We'll see what happens at E3 this year with what these companies are going to announce with the new Xbox that's supposedly going to have a VR. As soon as someone comes up with a haptic feedback suit, You know, that's able to get hot and cold and vibrate and jolt and even give you a little bit of pain.

01:13:28.000 Yeah.

01:13:28.000 You need something.

01:13:29.000 You need a little bit of pain. 1.00

01:13:31.000 A little, ah, fucker! 1.00

01:13:33.000 You know, where you're really feeling it. 0.99

01:13:35.000 Remember that, was that a, I don't know which James Bond movie it was, where they're holding on to the, there's some sort of like stick they're holding on to and like the loser, it just gets more painful and like they're trying, it's like a man, man versus man contest, but there's a bunch of, it's like at a cocktail party.

01:13:50.000 I don't remember that one.

01:13:51.000 I avoided a lot of those James Bond movies. 0.52

01:13:55.000 Eddie Bravo said something to me a long time ago, and it fucked me up.

01:13:59.000 We were talking about...

01:14:01.000 It wasn't a conspiracy thing.

01:14:03.000 We were talking about action movies.

01:14:05.000 And he's like, the problem with these action movies is you always know who's going to live.

01:14:10.000 The main guy's always going to live.

01:14:12.000 Like, you never... 1.00

01:14:12.000 Oh, yeah, he's hanging by a fucking thread. 1.00

01:14:15.000 Yep, he's going to make it. 1.00

01:14:16.000 He's going to live.

01:14:17.000 You know he's going to live. 1.00

01:14:19.000 I'm like, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:20.000 Like, I knew that. 1.00

01:14:22.000 Of course I knew that.

01:14:23.000 You go to see The Terminator, or you go to see Predator, you don't think that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to get killed by the alien at the end.

01:14:30.000 No.

01:14:30.000 You think, that's actually really bad for us, isn't it?

01:14:36.000 It's really bad to have the good guy win in all of them.

01:14:39.000 That's why I think No Country for Old Men is probably important. 1.00

01:14:43.000 It's important to know that sometimes the guy who you think is going to live gets shot in the last couple minutes of the movie and the other guy just wanders off.

01:14:51.000 Spoiler alert.

01:14:52.000 And that's the end of the movie. 0.98

01:14:53.000 And you're like, what the fuck kind of movie is this? 0.99

01:14:55.000 Well, that's a movie that's more like a real live story. 1.00

01:15:00.000 Arnold can't beat that alien.

01:15:02.000 You know it.

01:15:02.000 I know it.

01:15:03.000 That thing's gonna fuck him up. 0.99

01:15:04.000 Why are we pretending? 1.00

01:15:05.000 This is stupid. 1.00

01:15:07.000 There's not a world where I can imagine that predator losing to Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1.00

01:15:11.000 I can't imagine.

01:15:13.000 Did you see Arnold going at the Donald the other day?

01:15:15.000 No, I didn't, but I can't believe that Donald went at Arnold. 1.00

01:15:18.000 He's the goddamn president, sir. 1.00

01:15:19.000 The ratings were down, supposedly. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Well, he compared it to his first season, you know, and then all the 15 seasons he did afterwards.

01:15:28.000 They fired him from that show for talking about Mexicans.

01:15:32.000 Did you know that?

01:15:33.000 That's when they fired him.

01:15:34.000 They fired him from that show, and he's still the executive producer. 0.99

01:15:38.000 So he's talking shit about a show that he's still the executive producer of. 0.98

01:15:42.000 How is he allowed to be the executive producer? 1.00

01:15:44.000 Because he's fucking president. 0.99

01:15:46.000 I don't know all the rules about that, but I thought there were rules about that. 1.00

01:15:51.000 I mean, he's probably going to step down now that he's president.

01:15:54.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:15:54.000 He said he was going to step down from a bunch of shit now that he's president. 1.00

01:16:00.000 Dude, it's going to be weird fucking for sure. 0.99

01:16:03.000 It's going to be weird. 0.98

01:16:04.000 And he's going to be weird during the weirdest era ever.

01:16:07.000 It's next Friday, right?

01:16:08.000 Yep.

01:16:09.000 20th.

01:16:11.000 What do you think is going to happen that day?

01:16:12.000 He's going to paint the White House black. 0.98

01:16:15.000 Hell is going to open up right in front. 0.95

01:16:17.000 It's going to be like a river of lava.

01:16:20.000 Is that the actual end of the world day?

01:16:24.000 Yeah, the Mayans were only off by four or five years.

01:16:27.000 They were off by a little.

01:16:29.000 What do they think?

01:16:30.000 December 21st, 2012. So they were off a little.

01:16:33.000 Four years in a month?

01:16:34.000 Yeah, not that bad.

01:16:36.000 Not that bad.

01:16:38.000 They missed it a little bit. 0.98

01:16:39.000 They did it thousands of years ago, man, if you're fucking guessing, thousands of years ago. 0.98

01:16:44.000 I mean, I wonder if there really is like a cycle where civilizations just, they get to a point where all the monkey shit that led them to scratch and scrape and dominate and procreate and get to a point where they have a city. 0.99

01:17:02.000 And finally get a little bit of safety. 0.99

01:17:05.000 All of that just bites it in the ass. 0.99

01:17:08.000 Even though you've gotten past the monkey existence, all those monkey DNA, human reward systems, they're all still in place. 1.00

01:17:17.000 And they still make you want to chase the same shit that people chased thousands of years ago. 0.99

01:17:23.000 Conquest and domination and control the food supply. 1.00

01:17:28.000 And now that I'm president, I'll have all the gold!

01:17:31.000 Ha! 0.89

01:17:33.000 That need for competition.

01:17:35.000 That's going to be one of the things that I think technology is probably going to neutralize first.

01:17:43.000 I think that when you get a hive mind type scenario, which is a hive mind or a virtual world scenario where it's literally preferable to this world.

01:17:58.000 Like, why would you want to hang around and just go to West Hills and get lunch at some shitty place and wait in this thing and then go to the movie?

01:18:06.000 Why would you even want to do that when you get all your food through an IV and you're going to live in the Avatar world for a couple of weeks?

01:18:15.000 A lot of people would do it, dude. 0.99

01:18:17.000 Oh, damn it. 0.99

01:18:19.000 Food would probably be the only problem. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Like, food and taking a shit. 0.99

01:18:22.000 There's another Black Mirror episode you just started saying. 0.99

01:18:25.000 It happens from time to time.

01:18:27.000 Like, you just start going down a concept, and it's like, that's...

01:18:30.000 That's a Black Mirror episode. 0.99

01:18:31.000 An original fuck. 1.00

01:18:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:33.000 What can I say?

01:18:34.000 It was just an idea that you can go live in another place for an amount of time.

01:18:39.000 What's the name of that episode?

01:18:40.000 I want to watch it.

01:18:40.000 San Junipero, I think, is that one.

01:18:43.000 It's going to happen, man.

01:18:45.000 It's just a matter of time.

01:18:47.000 And when it does happen, it might be a complete mental experience.

01:18:51.000 Like, you might get out of this, and you might be like those poor guys who come back after spacewalks.

01:18:56.000 You know those guys that are up there, like Commander Hatfield?

01:19:02.000 I had him on the podcast, and he was describing after being, I think he was up for six months. 0.98

01:19:08.000 It was a long fucking time. 0.97

01:19:10.000 And when he came back down, his body's brittle. 0.99

01:19:14.000 It takes a year for your bone density to come back.

01:19:16.000 You're a mess.

01:19:18.000 You can't stand. 0.96

01:19:19.000 You're throwing up all over the place.

01:19:21.000 Your whole body's so baffled because you've been up in space for six months.

01:19:26.000 Those guys make a tremendous sacrifice so that we can understand what happens to people's bodies in zero gravity. 0.90

01:19:35.000 Like, all these people that are signing up to go to Mars and want to go on all these journeys into space, like, settle the fuck down, okay?

01:19:43.000 We might be able to go to better spots if we just stay right here. 0.86

01:19:46.000 We need to put a roof on this thing.

01:19:49.000 We got rocks flying in. 0.99

01:19:51.000 We need to put a goddamn roof on the planet, build that first. 1.00

01:19:56.000 Big ass, thick roof with LCD screens. 0.99

01:20:00.000 So at the bottom of it, it just shows nothing but beautiful skies everywhere you go. 0.93

01:20:06.000 It's going to be like the Truman Show.

01:20:10.000 And there's going to be a big scoop that catches all the rain.

01:20:14.000 The rain's going to fall on the outside.

01:20:16.000 It's going to...

01:20:17.000 It's going to get funneled through.

01:20:18.000 But we need like a four foot wall.

01:20:21.000 No, it wouldn't even matter.

01:20:23.000 The kind of asteroids that killed the dinosaurs.

01:20:27.000 I think they said something crazy like it was five miles deep into the earth within the first half a second.

01:20:33.000 Yeah, I might have made those numbers up.

01:20:36.000 But it's in that range where it's so preposterous.

01:20:39.000 I remember hearing this guy speak about it.

01:20:41.000 And, you know, talking about just the impact that the Earth rang for a million years.

01:20:48.000 Bang! 1.00

01:20:52.000 Rang from the impact for a million years.

01:20:56.000 Ouch! 1.00

01:20:58.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

01:21:00.000 Like, so we can't really have a... 0.99

01:21:02.000 We need something better than a roof.

01:21:04.000 That's what I'm trying to say. 0.99

01:21:04.000 Work on that first, then your goddamn virtual reality. 0.99

01:21:07.000 Then think about going to Mars. 0.99

01:21:10.000 I was listening to Richard Dawkins talk to Sam Harris today on this podcast.

01:21:13.000 It's very interesting.

01:21:14.000 But one of the things they were talking about is people going to Mars And if they did colonize Mars, the genes on Mars would not be in contact with the genes back here on Earth and would human beings go off in different directions.

01:21:27.000 And then on top of that, genetic manipulation.

01:21:30.000 Once genetic manipulation gets perfected and they start really fucking with people's DNA and really changing what people look like and how they can perform and how their brains work, What is it going to be like in comparison, like the guys that are doing that on Earth versus the people that are doing it on Mars?

01:21:49.000 Yeah.

01:21:50.000 That's weird.

01:21:51.000 And the atmospheres are obviously different just in general, so the way cells would grow would just be different.

01:21:59.000 You can't breathe it.

01:22:01.000 You have to, somehow or another, they're going to have to terraform.

01:22:04.000 Create an atmosphere, or they're going to have to put some kind of domes up and live inside the domes, which is terrifying.

01:22:15.000 Was it Interstellar?

01:22:22.000 We didn't colonize planets, but we made floating terraform cylinders, and we lived on those.

01:22:28.000 Is that what that was?

01:22:29.000 I didn't watch that whole movie.

01:22:31.000 I got mostly into that movie, and I fell asleep on a plane.

01:22:36.000 I didn't see the end.

01:22:37.000 Seeing that movie at the Chinese Theater, which is where I saw it down in Hollywood, when they go into the black hole. 0.99

01:22:44.000 I remember even reading, that's where Christopher Nolan was test-watching that movie.

01:22:48.000 It was so loud and so big.

01:22:50.000 It made that such an awesome experience.

01:22:53.000 Oh, the Chinese theater is amazing.

01:22:55.000 It makes bad movies good.

01:22:57.000 Yeah, I saw Pulp Fiction there. 1.00

01:22:59.000 And I was like, holy shit. 0.98

01:23:01.000 That was when Pulp Fiction first came out. 0.98

01:23:04.000 I guess it was like 94 or something.

01:23:06.000 Yeah, man.

01:23:07.000 I didn't see that movie.

01:23:09.000 But that Matt Damon movie, The Martian, was all about terraforming and trying to survive on Mars.

01:23:14.000 Did you watch The Arrival yet?

01:23:15.000 I almost watched that.

01:23:16.000 No.

01:23:17.000 No, I haven't seen it.

01:23:18.000 Heard's really good, though.

01:23:19.000 It looks really good.

01:23:20.000 But that kind of came and went, huh?

01:23:22.000 I mean, kinda.

01:23:24.000 But is that just how it goes now?

01:23:25.000 Yeah, it's too fast.

01:23:26.000 Things are too good.

01:23:27.000 Too much.

01:23:28.000 Do people wanna watch them at home now?

01:23:30.000 Yeah, that too.

01:23:32.000 They're gonna start allowing that to happen, I think.

01:23:34.000 Yeah, charge me more.

01:23:36.000 Charge me 50 bucks.

01:23:37.000 Nobody's figured out how to get through the, well, maybe they have, get through the Apple TV and download it, have they?

01:23:44.000 No, I don't like to steal from that.

01:23:46.000 I don't think so.

01:23:47.000 You don't like to steal from that?

01:23:48.000 No, no, no.

01:23:49.000 Are you asking?

01:23:49.000 I'm saying, you mean steal from that?

01:23:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:52.000 I don't think so.

01:23:52.000 I don't know.

01:23:53.000 I don't think anybody's been able to do that.

01:23:54.000 Maybe they have, but like when you're streaming, like you're streaming, I guess if you were streaming to a computer, there might be a way to do it.

01:24:01.000 A screen capture in some sort of way.

01:24:04.000 Maybe.

01:24:05.000 I don't know, because they have it built into the, well, I guess it's streaming.

01:24:09.000 A lot of the HDMI cables now, if you're, when you have your Xbox or your another system hooked up to something that you're trying to do game capturing on to, like, broadcast on Twitch or something, if you bring up a video or, like, your TV turns on, it goes black because it knows that that signal is bad.

01:24:27.000 It's not supposed to be broadcast.

01:24:28.000 It's not the game signal.

01:24:30.000 It's the TV signal.

01:24:31.000 And you'll probably, people's trying to show TV online.

01:24:34.000 It knows that.

01:24:35.000 They're trying to, whatever.

01:24:36.000 They just put that stop in there. 1.00

01:24:38.000 Right.

01:24:38.000 But that seems like that could be removed, right?

01:24:40.000 Or hacked through.

01:24:41.000 Maybe.

01:24:42.000 But I feel like there's got to be a way to take Apple, like when you're using your computer, you can use a regular computer and watch things on iTunes, correct?

01:24:53.000 Yes.

01:24:54.000 Right?

01:24:54.000 So if you were using a regular computer and you were streaming a movie...

01:24:59.000 Like, there's got to be a way that you would be able to screen capture that with your computer.

01:25:03.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:25:04.000 But just open up a program, you mean?

01:25:06.000 Yeah.

01:25:07.000 And just record it.

01:25:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:08.000 And you'd have just some big-ass file that would be like The Hobbit or whatever the hell you were screening.

01:25:12.000 There's probably a way they can put in some sort of digital write management thing that it will put...

01:25:17.000 Right.

01:25:18.000 You can't record to that, or it'll put a big watermark on if you try to do that, or maybe not, and then someone will hack away against it, and that's like a battle probably going on, too.

01:25:28.000 A battle that will go on forever, right?

01:25:30.000 Yeah.

01:25:30.000 They'll just make a new file format and then videos will be in that file format for the next five years until it gets hacked.

01:25:38.000 Keep playing cat and mouse games, I think.

01:25:41.000 It's just really interesting when we're looking at that video or the article rather about the people that were transmitting hola and chow back and forth through the internet and then think about this kind of stuff that you're talking about like really high level digital management you're putting out 4k imagery you're streaming movies and people are trying to steal it and you know Think about all the bit torrents and all the different files that

01:26:11.000 are available online when it comes to all these movies that Hollywood Studios spend millions of dollars to make and then boom, a screener's online moments before it's released.

01:26:21.000 This constant battle of technologies.

01:26:25.000 It's really crazy because we could just sit here and just show up at this CES. We don't have to participate at all.

01:26:31.000 Show up every year.

01:26:32.000 What do you got now?

01:26:33.000 Okay, see you in a year.

01:26:34.000 What do you got now?

01:26:35.000 Can you read my mind yet?

01:26:37.000 Nope.

01:26:37.000 I'll see you in a year.

01:26:38.000 What about now?

01:26:40.000 Well, we can't read your mind, but we can send you images.

01:26:43.000 Okay, I'll see you in a year.

01:26:45.000 Can you read my mind yet?

01:26:47.000 You just keep going back.

01:26:48.000 You don't have to do any work.

01:26:51.000 No one gets mad at us.

01:26:52.000 It's not like the people in the village that had to go get the water. 1.00

01:26:55.000 You drink water every day, you fuck. 1.00

01:26:57.000 You never go and get water. 1.00

01:26:58.000 They never ask you to get water.

01:27:00.000 You just got to give them money, and they'll just keep doing it.

01:27:03.000 You just show up, and they never go, what do I have here?

01:27:05.000 What do you have for me?

01:27:06.000 What do you have for me if you want to see my mind-reading machine?

01:27:09.000 I got money.

01:27:10.000 Not good enough.

01:27:11.000 Nobody ever says that.

01:27:13.000 You literally don't have to participate in it to enjoy the benefits of it.

01:27:19.000 It's a rare thing.

01:27:22.000 Yeah.

01:27:22.000 I was trying to think of...

01:27:24.000 One of the car companies outside was showing some stuff.

01:27:33.000 But they called it a statue.

01:27:37.000 But it was supposed to be an actual model of a car.

01:27:41.000 They called the car a statue?

01:27:42.000 Yeah.

01:27:43.000 Because it doesn't have a drivetrain in it?

01:27:45.000 There were people sitting in it.

01:27:47.000 It was supposed to look like whatever a future thing was.

01:27:50.000 But the girl that kept telling you what was going on and explaining things to you, she kept referring to the car as a statue.

01:27:59.000 I thought that was weird because I think I've tried to show it to you before and we're like, is that real?

01:28:03.000 Does that work?

01:28:03.000 That's legalese.

01:28:04.000 Yeah, that doesn't work then.

01:28:06.000 When you call something a statue, you could say that it's a prototype.

01:28:11.000 Like, this is what we hope it looks like in the future.

01:28:13.000 But based on what?

01:28:14.000 Like, do you know what the image is?

01:28:15.000 Do you have a...

01:28:16.000 Can you pull it up?

01:28:17.000 I was trying to remember what it was.

01:28:18.000 I want to see it because... 0.98

01:28:20.000 It seems like if you just called it a statue, you could just totally bullshit people. 0.80

01:28:25.000 It doesn't have to have any basis in, you know, real engineering or anything. 0.94

01:28:30.000 You could just say it's a statue.

01:28:31.000 And you could just have, like, design concepts to it.

01:28:34.000 Was it a concept as far as, like, a crazy technological vehicle?

01:28:39.000 I think that's what they were trying to show off.

01:28:41.000 The tech inside?

01:28:43.000 Yeah.

01:28:45.000 Have you seen what new cars are doing now, where all their dashboards are all LCDs?

01:28:49.000 That's what they were trying to show, I think, a little bit.

01:28:52.000 This is what the new dashboard and everything's going to look like.

01:28:55.000 Go ahead and sit in there.

01:28:56.000 It's crazy.

01:28:57.000 One of the BMW, I think it was an i8, they had it inside the event.

01:29:00.000 There was a long line for this, so I 100% wasn't waiting.

01:29:04.000 You put on the, I think it was the Microsoft Surface with it, which I don't know why you would have this on while you're driving, but maybe in the future we'll be doing that.

01:29:12.000 And you're getting all sorts of extra information, at least, but it's still just a prototype, so I don't know.

01:29:19.000 You weren't driving down the street, so I don't know what they were showing to you.

01:29:22.000 They're just blasting stuff in your face on what it might look like.

01:29:26.000 Wow.

01:29:27.000 I don't know what you would be wanting to see, though, also.

01:29:30.000 Well, it just seems like whatever possibilities they have now, you just try to extrapolate, you try to add up the steps between now and five to ten years from now.

01:29:43.000 It's going to be really weird.

01:29:45.000 Did you see one of the DARPA announcements?

01:29:47.000 We're talking about all the different...

01:29:48.000 Well, it wasn't an announcement.

01:29:51.000 It was an interview they did with one of the guys.

01:29:53.000 I tweeted it, so you can find it on my Twitter timeline.

01:29:56.000 But they're essentially saying...

01:29:59.000 The new inventions over the next 12 months are just going to blow people's minds.

01:30:06.000 So apparently they're working on some really heavy duty stuff when it comes to neural implants.

01:30:12.000 Things along those lines I think he was mentioning.

01:30:17.000 Darpa's biotech chief says 2017 will blow our minds.

01:30:25.000 The Pentagon's Research and Development Division, the creative force behind the internet and GPS, retooled itself three years ago to create a new office dedicated to unraveling biology's engineering secrets.

01:30:38.000 The new Biological Technologies Office has a mission to harness the power of biological systems and design new defense technology.

01:30:48.000 They're going to make Terminators. 1.00

01:30:51.000 Right?

01:30:52.000 Over the past year, with a budget of about $296 million, it has been exploring challenges including memory improvement, human-machine symbiosis, and speeding up disease detection and response. 1.00

01:31:05.000 Fuck, dude. 0.99

01:31:06.000 Listen to what that says. 1.00

01:31:07.000 Human-machine symbiosis. 1.00

01:31:10.000 They're making a fucking Terminator. 1.00

01:31:13.000 They're gonna make a Terminator. 1.00

01:31:15.000 100%.

01:31:15.000 If someone comes along and one of the first pieces of artificial intelligence is a soldier, a machine soldier that makes no mistakes, feels no emotion, does everything it's told, can send back data in 4K in real time,

01:31:31.000 and you watch on a screen through its eyes and tell what to do and it's invincible.

01:31:36.000 What?

01:31:37.000 Of course they're gonna build that.

01:31:39.000 Why wouldn't we just send those to Mars?

01:31:41.000 We would.

01:31:42.000 Probably.

01:31:42.000 But people want to go to Mars because they want to be the first.

01:31:45.000 You know, I'm here.

01:31:47.000 We're doing yoga on Mars.

01:31:48.000 We're all amazing.

01:31:50.000 Like I saw a couple of those, you know, they're not brand new but like robot assistants essentially where it's like a laptop or an iPad screen that's attached to a droid or a little robot and there's someone on there talking to answer questions or whatever and they can control it moving around the room.

01:32:06.000 Have you ever seen those?

01:32:07.000 No.

01:32:07.000 I kind of just walked by and I thought it was funny because there was three of them people were talking to and there's just one guy no one was talking to and he just looked bored just like moving around like someone talking like someone talked to me.

01:32:20.000 What was the most impressive thing for you at the event?

01:32:23.000 Man, honestly, it was weird.

01:32:26.000 Probably just because I was looking for it, but that camera, that 3D stereoscopic camera.

01:32:30.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 360 camera.

01:32:31.000 But again, I'm not sure if what I was seeing was the rendered video, because that's specifically what I kept asking to see when I would walk up to one of these guys.

01:32:40.000 I don't want to be pitched.

01:32:42.000 I just want to see what your rendered video looks like.

01:32:44.000 Right.

01:32:45.000 What is the output?

01:32:47.000 Most of what I was seeing wasn't great or didn't look better than what's currently on the market except for that.

01:32:53.000 Then a couple didn't even do audio or you couldn't mix audio into it and for our purpose, which is I was looking for it to help here in the future, I was trying to knock that out.

01:33:03.000 There were a couple car things, mostly just the BMW 750, the coolest one.

01:33:10.000 They were showing those off there.

01:33:11.000 They're also doing test drives of like M6s and I think some of the self-driving cars maybe.

01:33:16.000 I think the 750 drives itself too.

01:33:18.000 I think that's the big one that does, but I believe it makes you put your hand on the wheel, but it'll drive, which is even freakier.

01:33:26.000 Like imagine it's driving for you, but the idea is like if it fucks up, like what am I doing then?

01:33:30.000 Why is my hands here?

01:33:31.000 I didn't see it.

01:33:32.000 I didn't take it on a test drive myself, but they had one sitting out that you could get in and just sit in and whatnot with all the extra screens everywhere.

01:33:41.000 But the back seat, which probably is...

01:33:43.000 I probably just didn't know this.

01:33:45.000 It's basically like a first-class...

01:33:56.000 I don't know if it's hot technology right now or if some companies are very smart knowing people are walking around this event tired and need a massage.

01:34:06.000 But the lines for massage chairs at CES were insane.

01:34:10.000 Well, think about this, Jamie.

01:34:12.000 You run all the time.

01:34:13.000 Yeah.

01:34:14.000 I mean, how many miles a week do you run?

01:34:15.000 I haven't been doing it very often, but at my height, probably 30, but maybe 10. 10 a week now?

01:34:21.000 Yeah.

01:34:22.000 What's going on with you now?

01:34:23.000 I just kind of weight training instead of running.

01:34:25.000 Oh, getting yoked.

01:34:26.000 Yeah.

01:34:26.000 Young Jamie getting swole.

01:34:28.000 My point is, you're a very fit guy and you exercise on a regular basis.

01:34:33.000 So for you to walk 25 miles, if that's a strain for you, imagine what it is for a bunch of these fatties.

01:34:39.000 No offense.

01:34:40.000 No need to fat shame.

01:34:41.000 You know what you are.

01:34:42.000 No big deal. 0.98

01:34:43.000 You know, I mean, it's got to be really fucking hard. 0.97

01:34:47.000 If you're really poorly fed, you know, you're eating a bunch of shitty food, and you're out of shape, and you're overweight, and you're walking around CES geeked out of your mind on caffeine, it's probably a good start for the new year. 0.98

01:34:59.000 If we could just keep that going. 0.51

01:35:00.000 Walk 10 miles a day every day.

01:35:03.000 That weight will peel off you.

01:35:05.000 Find a hill.

01:35:06.000 Unless you live in Iowa.

01:35:08.000 Or, you know, some flat spot. 1.00

01:35:10.000 Find a fucking hill. 1.00

01:35:10.000 Walk up hills. 1.00

01:35:11.000 It's the hardest thing.

01:35:13.000 I've got one right in front of my house.

01:35:14.000 It's amazing.

01:35:15.000 It's 200 yards uphill.

01:35:16.000 Take a backpack. 1.00

01:35:17.000 Throw some fucking sandbags in the backpack. 1.00

01:35:19.000 Walk up the hill. 1.00

01:35:20.000 And then get off the trail.

01:35:22.000 Like, get off the trail and just walk up the hill hill.

01:35:24.000 Like, walk up the grass and the dirt so it slides and you have to correct yourself.

01:35:28.000 It's one of the best workouts you can do.

01:35:30.000 I was in pretty fucking good shape the first time I ever went hiking with Steve Rinella when we went hunting.

01:35:37.000 And just following him, walking up hills. 0.98

01:35:40.000 Did we die?

01:35:41.000 It's the second time it's happened.

01:35:43.000 The video is still recording, but the stream is just kaputting.

01:35:47.000 So, do you think it's the machine, or is it the connection with YouTube?

01:35:53.000 We don't know.

01:35:55.000 Speaking of which, did you find any new streaming solutions?

01:36:00.000 Because right now, for people who don't know, we're using a TriCaster setup, and it's okay. 0.99

01:36:05.000 It's really good for the most part, but it has fucked us in the ass at least three or four times. 0.99

01:36:11.000 Pretty hard. 0.99

01:36:12.000 There, there wasn't a lot of stuff, because it's...

01:36:14.000 Again, that was the consumer show.

01:36:17.000 Consumers aren't really out here streaming four or five different devices at once and all that.

01:36:22.000 But I did find a couple things that were close.

01:36:26.000 I don't know.

01:36:27.000 There were upgrades of stuff we used to use a couple years ago.

01:36:31.000 Well, if you think about how many episodes we have, what are we on, like 880 episodes?

01:36:36.000 896. Okay, there you go.

01:36:38.000 Plus all the fight companions and all that.

01:36:41.000 896. So think about that.

01:36:43.000 896 fucking episodes, and it's shit out how many times? 0.99

01:36:49.000 Let's see, I knocked down to that. 0.99

01:36:51.000 So we probably did 400 or so on here, and it's probably shit out four or five times. 0.92

01:36:55.000 That's not good. 0.92

01:36:57.000 One percent?

01:36:58.000 That's not good.

01:37:00.000 Nah.

01:37:01.000 It's not very good.

01:37:02.000 I mean, it shouldn't at all.

01:37:02.000 That's way too often.

01:37:05.000 I mean, maybe we're fucked up. 0.99

01:37:06.000 Maybe we did something wrong. 0.98

01:37:09.000 Maybe, I don't know, maybe our machine just got a weird bug to it.

01:37:13.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:37:14.000 I mean, I've reset it multiple times, and I have problems.

01:37:16.000 I do the protocol of update.

01:37:19.000 Do you think it's just because it's long-term?

01:37:21.000 I mean, we're doing these for hours and hours at a time.

01:37:23.000 It heats up.

01:37:25.000 We do stress the hell out of it.

01:37:27.000 Yeah, if you think about what we do.

01:37:29.000 But you know what?

01:37:30.000 My friend Justin, when he was doing the Action Report...

01:37:33.000 It's the same thing, right?

01:37:33.000 Yeah, he was streaming for six hours at a time.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, I think every time I think that, I find another comparison.

01:37:39.000 It's like, well, they do just about as long...

01:37:42.000 Justin, I don't remember having any problems with his system.

01:37:45.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:37:45.000 Maybe we got a WAC system, dude.

01:37:46.000 It could have been.

01:37:48.000 Lemons happen with cars from time to time.

01:37:49.000 There could have just been some component in here that was bad that we've gotten around working with that now it's just not going to work anymore.

01:37:57.000 Cars are another interesting thing along the same lines that we were talking about earlier about technology is that it's reaching this point where, like, there's way too much car for, like, what you need.

01:38:06.000 Like, they're putting out these cars, like, right out of GM, right?

01:38:10.000 They have this new Camaro.

01:38:12.000 Have you seen the Camaro ZL1? It's insane.

01:38:17.000 I think it has five...

01:38:19.000 I don't know how many horsepower it has.

01:38:21.000 Find out how many horsepower it has.

01:38:23.000 650. 650. Jesus Christ.

01:38:27.000 And it's got a Corvette Z06 engine in it with a supercharger.

01:38:36.000 It's an unbelievable car.

01:38:39.000 Like, this is a 0-60, sub-4-second 0-60 car.

01:38:44.000 Massive, uh, all that, see that stuff in the front?

01:38:46.000 That's all designed to, like, keep the body down, all those aerodynamic little flares and stuff. 0.51

01:38:52.000 That's designed for downforce, so that this thing can go fucking screaming up to, like, 200 miles an hour. 0.96

01:38:58.000 It's crazy. 0.96

01:38:59.000 You could just buy that in a store.

01:39:01.000 You could go to the Chevy dealership and buy one of the most competent sports cars ever created.

01:39:08.000 Like that car, remember those Ferraris from a few years ago?

01:39:12.000 Like a 360 Modena or the one after that 458?

01:39:16.000 Those beautiful Ferraris? 1.00

01:39:18.000 That fucking car will bury one of those things. 1.00

01:39:21.000 I mean, into the dirt. 1.00

01:39:23.000 Goodbye, suck my dick, kiss my ass. 1.00

01:39:26.000 America, fuck yeah! 1.00

01:39:28.000 Screaming the entire time. 1.00

01:39:29.000 America! 1.00

01:39:30.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:39:32.000 And it's $65,000? 1.00

01:39:33.000 $70,000?

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:35.000 That car is American muscle at its finest.

01:39:39.000 Plus technology.

01:39:41.000 Because, you know, real American muscles.

01:39:44.000 Kind of loose and crazy.

01:39:46.000 If you bought a real 1969 Mustang Mach 1, I mean, they're a gorgeous car.

01:39:55.000 I mean, it is a stunning piece of art.

01:39:58.000 But if you had to drive it today, you would be terrified.

01:40:02.000 You'd be thinking the entire time, like, oh my god, I'm driving a death machine.

01:40:06.000 Like, they're so bad in comparison to a brand new Mustang.

01:40:11.000 Like, if you bought a brand new Mustang GT, which I think you can get for $35,000, I think a new Mustang GT is like between $35,000 and $39,000.

01:40:21.000 And they are way faster, handle way better than anything top of the line from, you know, the 1970s.

01:40:31.000 Yeah, how much does this cost?

01:40:32.000 $135,000.

01:40:34.000 That's crazy.

01:40:35.000 It's a stunning car.

01:40:36.000 That car has 420-something horsepower?

01:40:39.000 435. 435. Crazy.

01:40:42.000 That's a beast of a car for 35 grand.

01:40:45.000 16 miles a gallon, 25 on the highway.

01:40:49.000 See, like, what they've done by continuing to ramp up the specs, ramp up the regular car that you buy from a dealership, is equivalent to, like, one of the best cars ever just 10 years ago or 20 years ago.

01:41:04.000 So the technology is so ahead of its time that you go back to 97 and you look at the cars that were like the top of the food chain back in 97, like they don't even compare.

01:41:17.000 They're just nothing like these things.

01:41:19.000 And they're going to keep doing it.

01:41:21.000 The only thing that, like, there were some cars from 97 that have some attributes that people like, like those old Land Cruisers.

01:41:31.000 If you bought a Land Cruiser from Toyota in, like, 97, you essentially got an off-road vehicle.

01:41:37.000 They had two solid axles, solid front axles, solid rear axles. 0.93

01:41:40.000 You could take those things and Just drive up the side of a fucking mountain in it with the right tires. 0.98

01:41:46.000 They were crazy beefy, like right out of the bat. 0.94

01:41:49.000 And so people to this day, they take those cars and they jack them up and put bigger tires and wheels on them and they put Corvette engines in them just because the configuration is so durable.

01:42:00.000 Like, they don't really make too many...

01:42:03.000 I mean, there's only a few companies that'll make like a real, a car that you could actually take right now and just go drive, like a Jeep.

01:42:09.000 A Jeep's a perfect example.

01:42:10.000 You could take a Jeep kind of like right off the factory floor and drive to most places that most cars can't get to.

01:42:16.000 Or at least drive to places that most cars can't get to.

01:42:20.000 But when you want to get further and further into it, they start doing all these crazy modifications to these things and make them so that they could literally just drive through the woods.

01:42:30.000 What are you looking up there, fella?

01:42:32.000 I just remembered this badass supercar that I saw at CES. It was 3D printed.

01:42:38.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:42:39.000 It's called the Divergent...

01:42:40.000 I think the company that makes it is called Divergent 3D, and this is called the Blade.

01:42:44.000 Oh, do you sit in the middle?

01:42:46.000 Yeah.

01:42:46.000 Like a total badass?

01:42:47.000 Yeah.

01:42:47.000 Oh, that needs to happen.

01:42:48.000 I think the whole entire thing is 3D printed. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:42:51.000 Probably down to the tires. 1.00

01:42:52.000 That is just such a...

01:42:54.000 That's like the Alien from John Carpenter movie.

01:42:58.000 Not John Carpenter.

01:43:01.000 Ridley Scott.

01:43:02.000 Ridley Scott's alien.

01:43:03.000 It's like if he drove a car.

01:43:06.000 Like it was on his planet.

01:43:07.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

01:43:08.000 One seat.

01:43:10.000 Yeah, someone could probably sit behind you, too.

01:43:12.000 I was trying to find the specs to see.

01:43:14.000 I don't know.

01:43:14.000 How weird.

01:43:15.000 I wasn't sure, too, either, though, if it, like, was it a car that can drive?

01:43:21.000 Or if they're just also in concept of showing, like, look, we can put these pieces out in 3D printing.

01:43:27.000 Because I saw a 3D metal company.

01:43:30.000 It's a company that was printing stuff in metal.

01:43:33.000 It looks like it works, though.

01:43:36.000 These cars today, man, it's really interesting because they're backed into this weird corner where how much better can they keep getting?

01:43:44.000 And how long before they're all automated?

01:43:47.000 Because it seems like just a matter of time.

01:43:49.000 It seems like just a few years from now, they're all going to be automated.

01:43:52.000 That's what a lot of the companies were showing off their automation, like Mercedes, I think, Nissan, Toyota, even NVIDIA, the video game card company, was showing off, I don't know, exactly their software, I think,

01:44:07.000 or their hardware that was being put into cars to show you how things were being read.

01:44:11.000 Like, this is a car, this is a light, this is a person, just how it's being recognized and whatnot.

01:44:17.000 I mean, it's going to go...

01:44:18.000 Mercedes was showing it, and I think BMW got into a car wreck, but I don't think it was their autonomous car that got into a wreck. 0.99

01:44:26.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00

01:44:28.000 Look at that goddamn car. 1.00

01:44:30.000 And then Faraday... 1.00

01:44:32.000 We're looking at the Camaro ZL1, folks, who are just listening.

01:44:35.000 There's images of it online.

01:44:37.000 You can go look at it.

01:44:38.000 So what's a Faraday?

01:44:42.000 Didn't Fisker have a new car, too?

01:44:45.000 They came back, right?

01:44:47.000 The Fisker Karma?

01:44:48.000 Yeah, but I don't know if they were showing this at the event.

01:44:50.000 So this is an electronic car?

01:44:52.000 This is an all electronic car that was being shown off there.

01:44:54.000 They had a little issue with their reverse while they were doing their demo.

01:44:58.000 So again, one of the problems, nothing goes perfect.

01:45:01.000 I think they tried to announce this last year and they had some bigger issues.

01:45:04.000 Did you ever see the Volvo ad where the president of the company stands right in front of the Volvo and it hits him and sends him flying? 0.97

01:45:12.000 It's like, this has technology to avoid contact with humans and it just fucking runs him over. 0.90

01:45:20.000 He went flying. 0.96

01:45:21.000 That guy probably broke his hip on that.

01:45:23.000 It's happened a few times when they've tried to do things.

01:45:25.000 People would stand in front of it trying to show off.

01:45:27.000 Chaz Bono's working for this company?

01:45:31.000 How dare I? Here's the car though.

01:45:34.000 Ooh.

01:45:37.000 I don't know if they're going to be a direct competitor.

01:45:38.000 Oh, he's a hologram?

01:45:40.000 It's a screen in the background.

01:45:42.000 This is going to be a big competitor to another car like a Tesla.

01:45:48.000 I think they're going to be on the market this year.

01:45:51.000 If not already, I think you can pre-order them now.

01:45:54.000 Not very good looking.

01:45:56.000 Not super sexy looking, which is a problem.

01:45:58.000 Tesla's are very sexy looking.

01:46:00.000 That's a problem.

01:46:01.000 I like how they have the gangster doors, though.

01:46:03.000 They have suicide doors in the back.

01:46:04.000 Yeah, a lot of them were doing suicide doors.

01:46:06.000 The Volkswagen had a suicide door.

01:46:08.000 The doors went up.

01:46:09.000 Look at how the door shuts itself, too. 0.99

01:46:10.000 How about you save fucking battery power and let me shut the door? 0.99

01:46:14.000 What is that? 0.99

01:46:15.000 Everybody wants to be like a spaceman.

01:46:19.000 Door shut.

01:46:21.000 Shutting.

01:46:22.000 Shutting, Dave.

01:46:24.000 How?

01:46:25.000 Shut the door.

01:46:28.000 That doesn't look good. 1.00

01:46:29.000 You guys had all this time to design this thing, spent all this money, and you made a fucking Lexus mom car. 0.98

01:46:36.000 Well, I wanted to sort of ask you that. 0.99

01:46:38.000 I think that was one question.

01:46:39.000 So, you know when they do a car show, they'll show, let's say if they're going to do one this year, they'll show a car for 2020, and it's going to look super high concept.

01:46:47.000 By the time it comes out, it won't look that way.

01:46:50.000 Sometimes.

01:46:51.000 That happens here too.

01:46:52.000 Yeah, well they smooth out edges and make things cheaper to build and there's a lot of cars that start out in concept form and then when they get ultimately delivered, they're disappointing.

01:47:02.000 You know, come out with a bunch of different things that they add to them that just turn out to be too expensive.

01:47:09.000 Is that what it is?

01:47:10.000 They're just...

01:47:10.000 They try?

01:47:11.000 It's the same kind of idea?

01:47:12.000 They're just trying something?

01:47:13.000 It depends entirely on the car company, too.

01:47:15.000 Like Toyota.

01:47:16.000 Like, say if someone comes up with a...

01:47:17.000 No, Toyota has...

01:47:19.000 The most expensive car they sell is the Land Cruiser.

01:47:21.000 That big four-wheel drive SUV. That's their most expensive car.

01:47:25.000 It's pretty expensive.

01:47:26.000 It's like...

01:47:27.000 I think you get one...

01:47:28.000 They're all loaded.

01:47:28.000 You only get them one way.

01:47:30.000 And they're like 90-something.

01:47:32.000 Like 90,000.

01:47:34.000 So if you're building something that's going to get more...

01:47:45.000 I was looking for Toyota supercars as this came up and the Toyota Supra might be coming out again.

01:47:51.000 Yeah, they're gonna.

01:47:52.000 That's the one question.

01:47:53.000 Will it look like this when it comes out?

01:47:55.000 Yeah, right.

01:47:56.000 That's a perfect example.

01:47:57.000 That's a concept car.

01:47:58.000 I think it'll probably look a lot like that because that looks awesome.

01:48:02.000 I mean, if they wanted to make some money, but then all those angles and all that stuff, like is it more expensive?

01:48:08.000 Is it less expensive?

01:48:09.000 What do we do about that wing?

01:48:11.000 How's it deployed?

01:48:12.000 Is it mechanical?

01:48:13.000 How much does that cost?

01:48:14.000 What kind of brakes are we using?

01:48:17.000 It really gets into this weird area when it comes to these cars, but they also have to be stunning in terms of their ability because cars today are off the charts.

01:48:28.000 What you could buy from a Subaru WRX, just one of those little Subarus, that is an insane little car, you know?

01:48:36.000 And I don't think those are very expensive either.

01:48:38.000 I think that's in, like, Mustang GT range, right?

01:48:41.000 Where it's, like, in the 30s?

01:48:42.000 Yeah, I think it's around 32 to 35, I guess, I'm pretty sure.

01:48:45.000 Take that to 1970 and you will destroy any car on the road.

01:48:50.000 Nothing comes close to it. 1.00

01:48:51.000 They would think you were from another fucking planet. 0.99

01:48:53.000 If you took that on a race car track, you'd be just blowing people away. 1.00

01:48:57.000 They'd be like, what in the fuck? 0.95

01:49:00.000 Is it just particular car companies, or are a lot of the newer cars getting harder to fix, too, where they have to be fixed by the dealer? 0.98

01:49:06.000 They all have to be fixed by the dealer.

01:49:08.000 Everything is computer programmed now.

01:49:10.000 They have minds.

01:49:11.000 You know, the computer programmer, or the programmer, rather, that's running the car runs a traction control system, the lane change system, you know, accident avoidance system.

01:49:22.000 Some of them hit the brakes for you.

01:49:24.000 Some of them, alarms go off when you get close, so they've got sensors, they've got cameras.

01:49:28.000 So getting your car fixed by a local guy somewhere...

01:49:32.000 It's not happening anymore.

01:49:34.000 Yeah, that's going to be phased out.

01:49:35.000 It's going to be all dealerships.

01:49:37.000 It's going to be like getting a computer fixed.

01:49:39.000 I mean, it's really going to be like a super high-tech computer with rubber and metal and all this jazz that connects it to the ground.

01:49:47.000 That MK, Marquez Brownlee, I don't know how you say his name actually, but MKBHD on YouTube, he got a...

01:49:53.000 The dude who's been here?

01:49:55.000 Yeah, Marquez.

01:49:56.000 I don't think he got a full lemon, but he had a Tesla issue, so he just got a new Tesla, and his, like, drivetrain was locking up.

01:50:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:03.000 And he got it fixed, and then he got it back, and it got locked up again. 1.00

01:50:06.000 Wrong dude to fuck over with a shitty car. 1.00

01:50:09.000 He should have fucking tested that one first. 1.00

01:50:12.000 That'll cost you some money. 0.98

01:50:13.000 Yeah, that guy gives really good reviews too.

01:50:16.000 His online reviews of technology are one of my favorites.

01:50:19.000 Him and Louis from Unbox Therapy are two of my favorites.

01:50:24.000 Yeah, man, those things are not perfect, but nothing electronic is.

01:50:30.000 What are you going to do? 0.96

01:50:31.000 Somebody fucks up. 0.98

01:50:32.000 Somebody put it together wrong. 0.71

01:50:34.000 There's some issues in the wiring.

01:50:35.000 Who knows?

01:50:36.000 That's part of why I'm not always super convinced when someone goes full.

01:50:39.000 This is how it's going to be in the future. 0.88

01:50:42.000 Even today, with all the coolest shit we have, there are still major, major problems that haven't been fixed. 0.56

01:50:51.000 I don't see full fixes for them. 0.85

01:50:53.000 Which ones do you think can be fixed?

01:50:56.000 Tesla's.

01:50:56.000 They'll fix that.

01:50:58.000 They'll fix that.

01:50:59.000 Oh, 100%.

01:50:59.000 Just stop and think about how clunky computers were just a few years ago.

01:51:06.000 When Windows 95 came along, think about how clunky the operating system was, the blue screen of death. 0.99

01:51:13.000 Computers were crap. 0.98

01:51:14.000 But this still happens all the time. 0.99

01:51:15.000 Right, but not nearly as much as it did then.

01:51:18.000 Think about how many computers operate how many things all throughout your life and how rarely they crash.

01:51:24.000 If they crash 1% of the time, like the TriCaster, we get pissed, which were spoiled little babies.

01:51:32.000 Back then, when you had Windows 95, you had to back up things every 20 minutes. 0.98

01:51:36.000 You could fucking crash at any moment. 0.54

01:51:38.000 You were sticking in floppy drives and backing up files and stuff. 0.99

01:51:42.000 True.

01:51:43.000 It's better.

01:51:44.000 It's better now.

01:51:45.000 It's going to be better soon. 0.91

01:51:46.000 Whatever the issues that they have with Tesla cars, or maybe it's just one Tesla that just somebody fucked up. 0.85

01:51:53.000 Maybe somebody just put a wire in that had a scratch and who knows? 0.99

01:51:58.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

01:51:59.000 I don't know anything. 1.00

01:52:00.000 I don't know.

01:52:01.000 Maybe it's a cynic view of it.

01:52:03.000 I've had, let me tell you this though, I've had two of those Lexus, those big Toyota Land Cruiser trucks, the Lexus FF5750, LX5750, no, 570, LX570, that's what it is. 0.61

01:52:19.000 The big ass truck. 0.99

01:52:20.000 They fucking never brake. 1.00

01:52:22.000 Like nothing goes wrong with them. 1.00

01:52:24.000 Ever.

01:52:25.000 I mean ever.

01:52:27.000 Nothing goes wrong.

01:52:29.000 They just, every morning, start it, drive it.

01:52:31.000 Oh, it needs oil.

01:52:32.000 Bring it to the place.

01:52:33.000 They put the oil in.

01:52:34.000 They check everything.

01:52:35.000 Everything's great.

01:52:35.000 See ya.

01:52:36.000 Bye.

01:52:36.000 No problems.

01:52:38.000 I'll try my Range Rovers.

01:52:39.000 It's a brand new Range Rover. 0.99

01:52:40.000 It's got one headlight on and fucking smoke's coming out of the hood. 0.99

01:52:43.000 Like, what happened? 0.99

01:52:45.000 Like, what?

01:52:46.000 What is the difference between a car that's like a super reliable car company Like Toyota.

01:52:51.000 And a car company, you know, like...

01:52:54.000 Like if you get a Maserati, you get a Maserati because it's beautiful. 0.99

01:52:58.000 You don't get a Maserati because you're planning on driving to the fucking moon. 0.96

01:53:01.000 And you need it to stay together. 0.99

01:53:03.000 It's not going to.

01:53:05.000 It's just not.

01:53:06.000 It sounds awesome.

01:53:07.000 You start it up...

01:53:08.000 But if you get that car, you're getting it because it's sexy.

01:53:13.000 You're not getting it because it's well designed.

01:53:17.000 Okay.

01:53:18.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:53:19.000 I don't know.

01:53:20.000 I want everything to be awesome.

01:53:22.000 I think it should have already happened sometimes.

01:53:25.000 You're like those kids in that Lego movie.

01:53:27.000 Everything is awesome.

01:53:30.000 Do you remember that?

01:53:31.000 I didn't see it.

01:53:31.000 Everything is awesome.

01:53:33.000 Dude, it's a cute movie.

01:53:35.000 I saw it with my kids.

01:53:36.000 My kids love the Lego movies.

01:53:37.000 But I enjoyed it.

01:53:38.000 I genuinely enjoyed it.

01:53:39.000 The Lego movie was good.

01:53:40.000 I just saw a commercial for the newer one.

01:53:42.000 I think it's got Batman on all the Warner Brothers.

01:53:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:45.000 It looks okay.

01:53:46.000 Dude, they're fun!

01:53:47.000 They're really well written.

01:53:49.000 They're fun.

01:53:50.000 I mean, you gotta, you can't be waiting for things to be deep.

01:53:54.000 I'm tired of deep, Jamie.

01:53:56.000 I'm really, really tired of it.

01:53:58.000 I'm less deep every year.

01:54:00.000 For real.

01:54:01.000 Like, something that Ron White said when he was on the podcast, keep lying and stay drunk.

01:54:06.000 Like, I'm paraphrasing.

01:54:08.000 Stay drunk and keep lying.

01:54:13.000 I mean, in some ways, the best way to handle things is not go deep.

01:54:19.000 I feel like we're clinging to simplicity with the last of our fingernails.

01:54:26.000 That's what I think. 0.99

01:54:27.000 And I think just sitting on your fucking back porch, smoking a cigar, drinking a glass of lemonade, I think that's a thing of the past in just a few decades. 0.99

01:54:35.000 I think we're going to enter into some super bizarre world that's, like DARPA's talking about, symbiosis, human-computer symbiosis. 0.99

01:54:45.000 I mean, people complain now that kids don't go outside.

01:54:47.000 They're sitting at home every day playing Xbox.

01:54:50.000 Just imagine what it's going to be like when we get to these really intense augmented and virtual reality spaces.

01:54:58.000 Hmm.

01:55:00.000 Are you scared?

01:55:01.000 No, I think of that stuff about kids all the time.

01:55:04.000 I don't have one, so I can't...

01:55:05.000 I don't see the day-to-day, their interactions and how they're different to mine, but I just compare.

01:55:11.000 Because my generation, I just turned 34, but I feel like I've just missed out on so many things.

01:55:17.000 The year after I left high school, they got, like, tablet PCs for everyone.

01:55:21.000 It's, like, literally the year after I left.

01:55:23.000 And, like...

01:55:24.000 You were the last.

01:55:25.000 Yeah.

01:55:25.000 It's good.

01:55:26.000 Maybe.

01:55:26.000 But talk about you.

01:55:27.000 Maybe.

01:55:28.000 One day if you have kids, my dad grew up, they didn't even have the tablet PCs in the class.

01:55:32.000 The year after he got out, that's when they came in.

01:55:35.000 Whoa.

01:55:37.000 But I don't know how things would have been different had we had them.

01:55:40.000 Because whatever we know...

01:55:42.000 A lot of people always look back like, if I could go back to high school now with everything I know...

01:55:46.000 Oh yeah, I'd dominate. 0.98

01:55:47.000 I'd kill everything. 1.00

01:55:48.000 You know what you would do? 1.00

01:55:49.000 You wouldn't be nervous.

01:55:51.000 That's why you would dominate. 1.00

01:55:53.000 But if some kid decided to kick your ass, he'd still kick your ass. 1.00

01:55:56.000 That would be disturbing. 1.00

01:55:57.000 But I didn't even mean it.

01:55:58.000 On the whole thing like that, I'm just going on specifically a technology run.

01:56:04.000 If I took all my computer knowledge I have now and had an iPad when I was in high school, and we could communicate with everyone throughout the whole high school all day at any time we wanted to, whereas we were writing notes.

01:56:20.000 I found a note from a girl in high school not too long ago in a box.

01:56:24.000 A note?

01:56:24.000 It's a literal note.

01:56:26.000 Dear Jamie. 1.00

01:56:27.000 Yeah, dumb shit. 1.00

01:56:28.000 How I miss your touch. 1.00

01:56:29.000 Stupid questions of like, this is what's going on in fourth period. 1.00

01:56:31.000 Do you like me, yes or no? 1.00

01:56:33.000 Check here.

01:56:35.000 Like that, they might write notes still today.

01:56:38.000 That might still be a thing.

01:56:39.000 It probably is.

01:56:40.000 I don't want to be that naive, but like...

01:56:43.000 The purpose of it isn't there anymore.

01:56:45.000 Yeah, it's way more text messages than notes.

01:56:48.000 Yeah.

01:56:49.000 And then FaceTiming people.

01:56:51.000 We couldn't...

01:56:52.000 That wasn't even a possibility.

01:56:54.000 We had to literally...

01:56:54.000 If I wanted to call...

01:56:56.000 If I was in school with your kids, I'd be calling your house.

01:56:59.000 Like, hey, is so-and-so home?

01:57:01.000 Can I talk to them?

01:57:02.000 They go get them.

01:57:03.000 And then we get to talk for 20 or 30 minutes maybe.

01:57:06.000 Yeah, what was the first year where Skype came out?

01:57:09.000 Where people started Skyping?

01:57:10.000 Probably within the last 10 years.

01:57:14.000 I mean, there was light video communication back then, but it was terrible.

01:57:18.000 Well, that's one of the things that Apple has nailed, having FaceTime in its operating system.

01:57:24.000 So it automatically works.

01:57:27.000 You know, you don't have to download anything.

01:57:28.000 You have to go get Skype.

01:57:29.000 Like, if you have an Android phone, do you have to download Skype, or does it come with your phone?

01:57:34.000 I don't know, but I think that they have a thing, too.

01:57:37.000 They have an Android thing, too?

01:57:39.000 But what's fucked up is it doesn't communicate with the Apple thing.

01:57:44.000 Everybody's got to come to...

01:57:45.000 There's new apps, too.

01:57:47.000 You can do it through Facebook now.

01:57:49.000 There's a new one that's blowing up right now called House Party, which you can have eight people on, and everyone can be having a video chat.

01:57:56.000 Yeah, but that's an app that you have to download.

01:57:59.000 It should be just like a phone call.

01:58:01.000 It should be.

01:58:01.000 Like phone to phone.

01:58:02.000 It should be phone to phone communication with Android to Apple.

01:58:05.000 It seems silly to me that they go proprietary on that.

01:58:08.000 Apple's got a bunch of really sneaky ways to keep you around, man.

01:58:11.000 That iMessage is one of them.

01:58:13.000 FaceTime is another.

01:58:16.000 What is it when they airdrop?

01:58:18.000 Airdrop's another one for images.

01:58:20.000 No compression.

01:58:22.000 Sends it through Bluetooth.

01:58:23.000 It's amazing for videos and pictures and stuff.

01:58:27.000 To say it's a problem isn't the right word, but that they are like the only record label, basically, a record distribution place.

01:58:36.000 They control a lot of it.

01:58:38.000 That's kind of crazy, too.

01:58:39.000 It is.

01:58:40.000 Well, it's interesting, too, that a lot of musicians complain about that.

01:58:43.000 Like, Apple is the biggest music company in the world now.

01:58:47.000 They take 30% of every transaction.

01:58:49.000 Do they really?

01:58:50.000 I'm pretty sure.

01:58:52.000 Well, they win.

01:58:54.000 That's so, like, they definitely win.

01:58:55.000 Everyone wanted an answer, there is an answer, and it's like, well, now you're not necessarily happy with the answer, but you got one.

01:59:02.000 It's a very weird company in that regard, because it's also, like, the loyalists, the Apple loyalists are so extreme.

01:59:10.000 Like, people who worship at the cult of Mac and Apple, like, I had a conversation with a dude who was sincerely bummed out that I started using a Windows computer.

01:59:18.000 It's, like, so sad.

01:59:20.000 It was really sad.

01:59:21.000 It's like, come on, dude. 1.00

01:59:22.000 It's a fucking computer. 1.00

01:59:23.000 It's just a computer. 1.00

01:59:24.000 Just relax.

01:59:26.000 You know what I do?

01:59:26.000 I type words.

01:59:27.000 I type words and I look at porn.

01:59:31.000 And I re-dig.

01:59:32.000 I read a few things.

01:59:34.000 There's not a lot of processing power going on here.

01:59:37.000 I'm not making videos.

01:59:38.000 There's nothing on it.

01:59:39.000 I just don't understand why everybody would get so attached to a company.

01:59:47.000 It's a brand loyal thing.

01:59:49.000 It's weird.

01:59:50.000 It's real weird.

01:59:50.000 Brand loyalty is real weird.

01:59:52.000 This is Chevy country.

01:59:54.000 If you listen quietly, you'll hear Ford's rusting. 0.95

02:00:03.000 There's so many dorks like that. 0.62

02:00:05.000 Like they have Calvin and Hobbes. 0.98

02:00:06.000 Like he's standing on the Chevy logo, pissing on the Ford logo.

02:00:11.000 Imagine putting that on your car. 1.00

02:00:13.000 Imagine being that fucking stupid. 1.00

02:00:16.000 If you're listening to this and you have that on your card, don't change. 1.00

02:00:20.000 Stay yourself, man.

02:00:21.000 It's alright.

02:00:22.000 Change if you want to, but don't worry about me.

02:00:25.000 What else did you see there?

02:00:26.000 Anything else worth discussing?

02:00:28.000 Let's see.

02:00:29.000 How long were you there?

02:00:30.000 For one day?

02:00:30.000 I got there Friday and Saturday.

02:00:33.000 And when did you feel the stomach flu coming on?

02:00:35.000 Wednesday night.

02:00:36.000 Oh, dude.

02:00:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:38.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:00:39.000 I powered through. 1.00

02:00:40.000 I was also kind of like wondering, I could have just been one of those 24 hour things where I was like, I feel like shit now. 0.98

02:00:44.000 I can feel great tomorrow. 0.99

02:00:45.000 So I just went ahead and went.

02:00:47.000 Was your stomach rumbling the whole deal?

02:00:48.000 No, not the whole thing.

02:00:49.000 I kind of just picked up a cough and just felt weak and worn down kind of thing.

02:00:54.000 Yeah, man.

02:00:55.000 That makes you appreciate feeling healthy, doesn't it?

02:00:58.000 You're feeling a little shitty right now, right?

02:01:00.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:01:01.000 Not 100%. 0.98

02:01:01.000 But you know that feeling where you're like, man, when I get healthy, I'm drinking fucking vegetable juice every day. 0.98

02:01:07.000 I'm not fucking around anymore. 0.98

02:01:09.000 I'm limiting myself to one glass of wine. 0.99

02:01:12.000 No sugar.

02:01:13.000 No this, no that.

02:01:15.000 I'm going to take my probiotics.

02:01:16.000 I'm doing yoga twice a week.

02:01:18.000 You start thinking of all the different ways you can keep yourself healthy.

02:01:21.000 And being in Vegas isn't the best place to think about that, too.

02:01:23.000 It's the worst.

02:01:24.000 It's the worst for your soul, too.

02:01:26.000 Like, your soul's tugged at the gambling.

02:01:27.000 Come, take a chance, Jimmy.

02:01:29.000 Take a chance.

02:01:29.000 I wonder what they'll do there, because smoking weed passed, right?

02:01:33.000 So how do you think they might handle that there in the future?

02:01:36.000 Well, they're going to have to handle the extreme paranoia of a bunch of stoners going in there like, Dude, I don't want to lose all my money!

02:01:42.000 Ah!

02:01:43.000 They're gonna go into those casinos, and they're gonna...

02:01:45.000 Well, I think if I was running a casino, I would try to figure out a way to capitalize on the stoners. 0.90

02:01:50.000 The big money that they make, apparently, is those fucking huge disco places, like Hakkasan, where they get those DJs to come in. 0.96

02:01:59.000 Somebody was telling us. 0.99

02:02:00.000 Who the fuck was telling us about this? 0.98

02:02:01.000 How much they get paid? 0.99

02:02:03.000 I don't know.

02:02:04.000 Was it Russell?

02:02:05.000 Was it Russell?

02:02:06.000 It might have been Russell the other night because, you know, Russell hates those electronic DJs because he's into, like, old-school hip-hop DJ, and he is a DJ. But when you hear how much money people pay to get into those things, like, some dudes are paying,

02:02:21.000 like, 500 bucks each to get into those things.

02:02:24.000 More than that.

02:02:25.000 More than that?

02:02:26.000 Yeah.

02:02:26.000 How much more than that?

02:02:27.000 For like a table.

02:02:28.000 Oh, if you want a table.

02:02:30.000 But that's something.

02:02:30.000 You still got to buy the bottle for a couple thousand and then pay per head to get in.

02:02:33.000 Yeah.

02:02:34.000 And girls get in for free, but guys definitely don't. 0.85

02:02:36.000 Well, they were saying at a certain point in time, even girls had to pay $150.

02:02:40.000 If you go late, probably, yeah.

02:02:42.000 That's crazy money.

02:02:43.000 I mean, that is just swarming money.

02:02:45.000 And then there's all the alcohol money on top of that.

02:02:47.000 Those are probably the biggest generators of income other than crazy gambling guys that just come in and blow their whole wad.

02:02:57.000 It's $100 to buy a ticket right now for this weekend if you want to get in.

02:03:03.000 That's pretty ahead though.

02:03:04.000 That's ahead of time.

02:03:06.000 100 bucks.

02:03:13.000 But they have open container laws.

02:03:15.000 You're allowed to walk around all over Vegas drinking.

02:03:17.000 You can buy it anywhere you want.

02:03:19.000 You can walk around and drink right in front of a cop.

02:03:21.000 Here's an interesting thing too.

02:03:24.000 It's sort of an unspoken thing, but those Hakkasan places, all those places, there's booze flowing, for sure, but there's also pills.

02:03:33.000 A lot of those people are on MDMA. How many of those people?

02:03:37.000 What percent?

02:03:38.000 It's like, if you could light people up, if a little thought light bulb popped up on their head when you looked down the dance floor and all the different people that are on MDMA, what is it, like 30%?

02:03:46.000 If you had a guess.

02:03:47.000 Man.

02:03:49.000 30% is being very reasonable.

02:03:50.000 I know.

02:03:51.000 I was going to go with at least 50, but I feel like that's even low.

02:03:54.000 Yeah.

02:03:56.000 It literally might be like 60% of the people are on ecstasy.

02:04:01.000 It's like, do you roll?

02:04:02.000 Are you rolling?

02:04:03.000 No, I don't roll.

02:04:04.000 Whoa.

02:04:05.000 Crazy. 0.84

02:04:06.000 Why are you here? 0.91

02:04:11.000 So it's...

02:04:13.000 If you're a casino, okay, and you know that all these people are in ecstasy, and you start counting all the 20 bucks pills, you start counting, we're missing out on $150,000 a night in ecstasy sales.

02:04:28.000 Who's selling the ecstasy?

02:04:31.000 Who's the guy?

02:04:32.000 Where's all that coming from?

02:04:33.000 How's it getting in?

02:04:35.000 Who's aware of this?

02:04:36.000 They have to know.

02:04:37.000 Do they have to know or does it all come from outside?

02:04:40.000 Maybe it's all completely detached.

02:04:41.000 Maybe they don't want to know.

02:04:43.000 Maybe they know that they need the ecstasy in order to keep the business running.

02:04:46.000 Because like, I don't know.

02:04:49.000 See, here's the thing.

02:04:51.000 These rooms where people just get together and dance with a guy on a turntable that's just sort of pressing play and all this electronic music and lights.

02:05:00.000 This is a recent human phenomenon.

02:05:03.000 This didn't exist.

02:05:05.000 30, 40 years ago, people would...

02:05:07.000 It was Saturday Night Fever.

02:05:12.000 I mean, they had disco balls. 0.65

02:05:14.000 That was like the best light show you got.

02:05:16.000 Oh my god, the light goes off the ball.

02:05:18.000 It's crazy.

02:05:19.000 Now they have laser shows.

02:05:21.000 The music is insane.

02:05:23.000 You know, confetti's getting shot through the air.

02:05:26.000 These people have stage shows.

02:05:28.000 The strobes.

02:05:29.000 Like, look at this.

02:05:30.000 Where's this?

02:05:31.000 I don't know.

02:05:33.000 Random Vegas party.

02:05:34.000 Dude, this is insane.

02:05:35.000 I mean, just the visual splendor of it all.

02:05:38.000 The LED show or LCD. Well, actually LED, right?

02:05:42.000 Light emitting diode displays.

02:05:45.000 It's crazy.

02:05:46.000 I mean, it's beautiful to look at.

02:05:49.000 And all these people have glow sticks.

02:05:51.000 Like that, when you see glow sticks, those people are on ecstasy. 1.00

02:05:54.000 Those people are fucked up. 1.00

02:05:56.000 A lot of them. 1.00

02:05:57.000 Like a good percentage.

02:06:00.000 Like, look at the size of that place.

02:06:01.000 That's the big concert they do in the summer called Electronic Daisy Carnival.

02:06:05.000 Jesus Christ.

02:06:07.000 But this is also in the middle of the summer when it's, I don't know, 150 degrees out there.

02:06:11.000 How many people are just dropping dead?

02:06:12.000 Sweating their dicks off. 0.98

02:06:13.000 They just cart them off and throw them in a hole in the desert.

02:06:15.000 And this whole wall is like a big LED show.

02:06:19.000 Wow.

02:06:20.000 So, like, I don't know what you're enjoying on there if you're not on MDMA. Yeah, you'd still enjoy it.

02:06:27.000 If we were high, we would enjoy the shit out of that. 0.98

02:06:29.000 You go and smoke a bunch of weed and go and stand there? 0.98

02:06:32.000 Do you think people would pay the same prices they pay for alcohol?

02:06:37.000 They'd pay those for weed if they could smoke them in there? 1.00

02:06:40.000 The problem with smoking in there is assholes would light people on fire. 0.99

02:06:45.000 I don't know if they would do it at this place. 1.00

02:06:48.000 Rarely would you find... 0.91

02:06:49.000 Even in a group full of peace-minded hippies, you're going to find one or two dickwads that want to light someone's hair on fire. 0.85

02:06:56.000 You know, like dropping ashes on their hair or something like that.

02:06:59.000 So you can't really do it in that kind of environment. 0.99

02:07:01.000 When people are closed in together, smoking is fucking dangerous. 0.97

02:07:06.000 Not that dangerous, you know? 0.99

02:07:08.000 Like, you're thinking about burns to your face or...

02:07:10.000 I mean, haven't you been burned by people?

02:07:12.000 Yeah.

02:07:12.000 Yeah, we all have.

02:07:13.000 Like, accidentally their cherry drops on you and you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:07:16.000 And, like, your hand's on fire. 0.99

02:07:17.000 You don't know why.

02:07:18.000 It's because some drunk is hovering over you with their cigarette while they're talking and it just drops on you.

02:07:22.000 That happens.

02:07:24.000 I mean, that's a minor thing.

02:07:27.000 I mean, anytime you get a giant group of people together like that, though, you run risks.

02:07:31.000 If they could give away pot...

02:07:33.000 See...

02:07:35.000 The problem with selling it, even if you're selling it, is you're going to be responsible for all these people having heart attacks. 0.99

02:07:40.000 If you give them edibles, give them that goddamn spray that Joey Diaz just pumps in his mouth like it's nothing. 0.99

02:07:46.000 This stuff is so powerful. 1.00

02:07:48.000 It's so powerful.

02:07:50.000 It's psychedelic.

02:07:51.000 It's very much like acid in a lot of ways.

02:07:53.000 When you get a high dose of the THC sprays.

02:07:58.000 So if you were doing this experience on that, if you could keep it together, it would be wonderful.

02:08:04.000 But a lot of people are going to get super paranoid and freak out and have panic attacks.

02:08:08.000 So you're not going to want to sell them edibles.

02:08:11.000 It's too strong for most folks.

02:08:14.000 You know, especially people that don't regularly dabble in it, they won't know how much to take.

02:08:18.000 It's not like booze. 0.99

02:08:19.000 Like, if someone gives you a shot, you take a shot, you're like, holy shit. 0.97

02:08:22.000 Like, you feel it pretty quick, right? 0.99

02:08:25.000 Someone gives you a couple shots, you're like, oh, jeez, I gotta stop, I gotta settle down.

02:08:28.000 Or you go crazy.

02:08:29.000 But you know what a shot does. 0.99

02:08:32.000 Like, a couple sprays of this, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen? 0.99

02:08:35.000 You don't know. 0.99

02:08:36.000 You're taking a chance.

02:08:37.000 Hey, eat this cookie.

02:08:38.000 Okay.

02:08:39.000 You don't know.

02:08:40.000 You're taking a chance.

02:08:41.000 A cookie might be like a shot, or it might be like a whole bottle of vodka.

02:08:46.000 It might be so much of a hit that you're paralyzed and you just want to lay in a fetal position on the ground.

02:08:53.000 So anytime you get a giant group of people like this, alcohol is like the safest bet if you want to sell it to them.

02:08:59.000 Everybody knows how to deal with alcohol.

02:09:01.000 Whether they deal with it poorly or not, you kind of know the numbers, you know?

02:09:05.000 Oh, I had five beers.

02:09:06.000 Dude, don't drive. 1.00

02:09:07.000 You're fucked up, you know? 1.00

02:09:08.000 Oh, I had one shot. 1.00

02:09:10.000 Well, you're at 350 pounds.

02:09:11.000 You probably barely feel it, you know what I mean?

02:09:13.000 Like, we all know what the tolerances are.

02:09:15.000 It's pretty universally acknowledged.

02:09:19.000 I'd love that a place like this exists, though, man. 0.98

02:09:21.000 That these kids can get together and just go fucking bananas. 0.92

02:09:24.000 Because you can make some life decisions in these kind of rooms. 0.99

02:09:27.000 You can decide how you're going to live your life.

02:09:30.000 For real. 0.92

02:09:31.000 Because if you work every day like Joe Smith on that fucking construction site, and you show up even with your gold WBC belt, and every day is hammering nails and picking up wood and thinking of the time you have off, sometimes you can go to a place like this And you just experience joy and laughter and fun and partying. 0.95

02:09:52.000 And you start to think about your job job, your real job, and you start to dread it. 0.97

02:09:59.000 You start to really dread it.

02:10:00.000 You start to really get sick.

02:10:01.000 And you start to think about all these people that are putting on these electronic carnivals.

02:10:05.000 Why can't I do that?

02:10:06.000 Or you think about something else you do.

02:10:08.000 I got to make a living making furniture.

02:10:10.000 I love making furniture. 0.95

02:10:11.000 I fucking love designing it. 0.70

02:10:13.000 I've got to figure out a way to open up a shop. 0.77

02:10:15.000 And then maybe something like this, just these moments when you're away from the grind and you're just in this fantasy land and you hear and everyone's on ecstasy and people are walking by touching everybody's chest and everybody's laughing and you just realize like this is all temporary. 0.97

02:10:35.000 This whole experience is temporary and I'm wasting so much of my temporary time doing bullshit. 0.87

02:10:41.000 That I don't want to do. 0.96

02:10:42.000 And everybody tells you, well, I want you to take over the family plumbing business.

02:10:46.000 I don't want to plumb!

02:10:47.000 I don't want to clean out anybody's broken shitter.

02:10:50.000 I want to make those LED lights that turn into floating mushrooms.

02:10:55.000 I want to make those.

02:10:57.000 Somebody has to make that.

02:10:58.000 That's a job.

02:10:59.000 I have to figure out how to get that job. 1.00

02:11:00.000 That would be the shit. 0.99

02:11:03.000 I mean, all these people that we have to rely on, that we keep, you know, go to CES every year, all those people that you have to rely on, like, all those people pretty much had to take a chance. 0.99

02:11:13.000 All of them.

02:11:14.000 Pretty much everybody that's doing any of those things where they're putting out these new technologies and showing all these new inventions, all of them had to be, like, disenfranchised or disenchanted with something and just, I gotta take a chance.

02:11:26.000 This is what I want to do, and then this is what I'm gonna pursue.

02:11:31.000 What else did you find there?

02:11:33.000 Anything else?

02:11:36.000 Because we've got to wrap this up soon, I think.

02:11:38.000 I think that was honestly, I didn't see tons of stuff that was blowing my mind this year.

02:11:41.000 I saw a couple cool things.

02:11:43.000 What was the phone?

02:11:45.000 Oh, the phone, yeah.

02:11:46.000 So, the interesting thing about it, I'll try to, I even had a little bit of my video.

02:11:49.000 Who made it?

02:11:50.000 Huawei.

02:11:51.000 Huawei?

02:11:52.000 Yeah.

02:11:53.000 What's Huawei?

02:11:55.000 What's, uh, is it an Android phone?

02:11:58.000 Yeah, it does run an Android thing.

02:11:59.000 That's it right there?

02:12:00.000 Yeah.

02:12:01.000 Huawei.

02:12:02.000 Who makes Huawei?

02:12:03.000 That's the company.

02:12:04.000 The phone was called like a Mate 9, I think.

02:12:07.000 It's the model of their phone.

02:12:11.000 I was asking this guy a question about it because what it does is it has a really good lens on it, or two lenses actually.

02:12:20.000 And so it's doing this thing called aperture And I forget what it was actually calling it, so I'm hitting this button here and trying to see what was going on.

02:12:26.000 So I was trying to figure out if it's actually doing lens blur, which is what a lot of people are always after when they're taking pictures.

02:12:32.000 They want a really good blur.

02:12:34.000 It makes your photo look good, which is what that portrait mode in the new iPhone is kind of all about.

02:12:37.000 Right.

02:12:38.000 So it keeps the foreground in focus and the background becomes blurry like a real camera.

02:12:43.000 So I was just asking if it was actually doing it or if it was simulating it using software.

02:12:48.000 And what did he say?

02:12:49.000 I'm pretty sure he was telling me that it was simulated using software.

02:12:52.000 That's why he was hitting that button.

02:12:53.000 That's why I kept putting my hand in front of it to kind of like see what was going on.

02:12:56.000 So the cool thing about the iPhone is it uses hardware doing that, right?

02:13:00.000 Yeah, it's using the 2K, as far as I know.

02:13:02.000 And then again, it could be doing some other stuff.

02:13:04.000 It's not the same as me grabbing my DSLR camera and having a really good lens and finding the focus point and all that sort of thing.

02:13:10.000 It's not the exact same as that.

02:13:11.000 So if you did that with a camera, you'd be able to tell the difference in the quality of the image?

02:13:16.000 That's sort of what I was just going on.

02:13:17.000 I was like, I kind of should, I would be able to tell, I feel like, just by looking at it, if it's real or not.

02:13:21.000 It didn't look real to me.

02:13:22.000 It could have just been a trick, and I might not have been, I might have just been looking at something I didn't think I was seeing.

02:13:28.000 But, uh, What are these kids playing here?

02:13:30.000 What's this 3D game?

02:13:31.000 This is eSports.

02:13:33.000 So this is the Intel booth.

02:13:34.000 They're doing a little bit of...

02:13:35.000 This is what an eSports game situation might look like in the future.

02:13:41.000 Because this is going like...

02:13:42.000 TBS is broadcasting a lot of eSports.

02:13:44.000 There's some other companies investing a lot in it.

02:13:46.000 How come they don't play those games on ergonomic chairs?

02:13:49.000 Like these Ergo Depot chairs?

02:13:52.000 These are.

02:13:52.000 Those are ergonomic?

02:13:53.000 Sort of.

02:13:54.000 They're like race car chairs.

02:13:56.000 Right.

02:13:56.000 But race car chairs, you sit back.

02:13:58.000 See, when you're playing a game, you lean forward, just like you use a computer.

02:14:02.000 Some people do.

02:14:03.000 Most people, obviously, are leaning forward.

02:14:04.000 They also have extra pads in them, so you can kind of have your back in certain spots.

02:14:09.000 But what's going on here is on this screen above them, their gameplay is being rendered above their heads so that you can be viewing this in 3D space.

02:14:18.000 So if you had a VR headset on too, you'll be viewing these situations all differently in the future.

02:14:24.000 It's kind of just like a concept I'm pretty sure they were showing.

02:14:26.000 Dude, these chairs we use are so good.

02:14:28.000 I look at everybody sitting in other chairs. 1.00

02:14:30.000 I'm like, you poor bitch. 1.00

02:14:33.000 These ergonomic Capisco chairs. 0.99

02:14:37.000 Do those still have haptic feedback or sound that come out of them?

02:14:41.000 No, those chairs don't really hear anything.

02:14:43.000 They're still doing that window thing, huh?

02:14:44.000 Where they have the window on the side of the computer where you look in?

02:14:47.000 That one I was trying to show here has some e-ink display going on, which you can see it moving a little bit.

02:14:52.000 Oh, whoa.

02:14:53.000 Oh, that's dope. 0.94

02:14:54.000 So it just looks cool.

02:14:56.000 Yeah, it just looks cool.

02:14:57.000 Yeah, well, they've...

02:14:58.000 By having all these different companies making PCs, they open themselves up to so much weird innovation.

02:15:03.000 This is one real cool thing, and again, this is one of those things I'm not sure if this is real or not.

02:15:09.000 This is called the TinyMose camera.

02:15:11.000 What they're saying this camera does, it's made specifically for shooting outdoor astronomy photos.

02:15:16.000 It's got the Google Star Maps built into it, and...

02:15:21.000 The reason I'm not sure on this is because I've tried personally to take photos of stars and the moon and different things in the sky at night.

02:15:28.000 It's A, really hard to do.

02:15:31.000 For one, if you're trying to take a picture of what they have down here, which would be like the galaxy where you can see the different gases and whatnot, you have to leave your aperture open for a long time, a couple seconds, and let the light get in there.

02:15:44.000 Opposite of that, if you're trying to take a picture of the moon and get a detailed picture of the moon, you've got to go really quick because there's so much light coming off of it.

02:15:52.000 It's just a snap second.

02:15:53.000 You have to have a really good lens and whatnot.

02:15:55.000 This camera is good for both, and it's about the same size as a point-and-shoot camera.

02:16:00.000 And it says that they're allowing you to take all these.

02:16:03.000 And I don't know exactly how because I couldn't take this outside myself and play with it.

02:16:06.000 What did they say when you asked them to describe how it works?

02:16:09.000 I didn't ask.

02:16:10.000 I heard this guy giving a description to somebody else.

02:16:13.000 They didn't really give a great, this is all the data and this is how everything is, this is how it actually works.

02:16:19.000 They have a software which says it's like a patent pending on some noise reduction.

02:16:24.000 Huh.

02:16:25.000 Filters, which would be reducing noise on your photo in sort of post after the fact, which I don't know if it's tricking it or if it's just removing some of the data from your picture to make it look like a better picture.

02:16:38.000 But it was being advertised on lots of different outlets as this is.

02:16:42.000 Maybe they actually got hands-on and I didn't and they got to see that it was proven.

02:16:46.000 Well, it'd be really interesting if it was true. 0.99

02:16:48.000 If you could just point a camera up and take a picture of the galaxy, that would be the shit. 0.98

02:16:53.000 But you would have to have no light pollution, correct? 0.99

02:16:55.000 I mean, there's no way it would see through the light.

02:16:57.000 You'd have to go somewhere.

02:16:58.000 Right.

02:16:58.000 Oh, my God.

02:16:59.000 What is this thing?

02:17:00.000 So this is another, like, VR. This guy's flying around in space.

02:17:04.000 This is insane.

02:17:05.000 We're looking at this guy leaning forward.

02:17:08.000 He's got his forearms and his hands connected to these two handles in the front.

02:17:13.000 And in the back, his feet are strapped into this thing.

02:17:16.000 So he's kind of planking the whole time.

02:17:18.000 It doesn't look like there's anything on his stomach.

02:17:20.000 Is that correct?

02:17:20.000 Or is there something on his stomach?

02:17:22.000 I don't...

02:17:23.000 I think so.

02:17:24.000 That's hard to do, man.

02:17:25.000 It didn't look like the most comfortable thing.

02:17:29.000 Yeah, see, he's leaning on his forearms, and he's steering himself with his own body weight. 0.99

02:17:35.000 Well, that would be a fucking vicious workout, man.

02:17:38.000 But when you're flying, I don't think you'd be laying on something, really, either, unless you were flying on, like, a carpet or, you know what I mean? 0.97

02:17:44.000 Well, it's weird.

02:17:46.000 His body's not subject to gravity, but his stomach is.

02:17:48.000 His body's being pulled down.

02:17:50.000 So you'd have to really develop your...

02:17:54.000 I bet a lot of people are going to hurt their back on that.

02:17:56.000 Because you're going to do it, and you're going to strap yourself into that thing, and you're going to get to a point where you're too exhausted to keep planking.

02:18:03.000 What it says up here in the corner underneath their little banner, it says it's good for exercise. 0.99

02:18:07.000 Fuck yeah, it is. 0.99

02:18:07.000 Strengthening your core and your upper body and all that. 0.99

02:18:09.000 Oh, dude, people are going to be bulletproof if they keep doing that.

02:18:12.000 Like, that's going to be one of those dance dance revolution type things where people start doing it and they get in shape because of it.

02:18:18.000 Because, like, this looks really hard to do.

02:18:21.000 Do you remember that thing that we had on the podcast that we reviewed that frog...

02:18:27.000 You remember the frog?

02:18:28.000 Brent, I believe Schaub was telling us about it.

02:18:31.000 But it's a weight thing that you do where you move your body forward and backward.

02:18:37.000 Yes.

02:18:38.000 It's like a...

02:18:39.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

02:18:40.000 Yeah.

02:18:41.000 You actually move forward and backward with it.

02:18:44.000 I think it's called the frog.

02:18:47.000 But it looks remarkably similar to that thing.

02:18:50.000 So imagine if you have a game where you put virtual reality headsets on and you do that frog workout thing.

02:19:00.000 You can't find it?

02:19:02.000 Give it a try.

02:19:03.000 I typed in frog and it's just giving me pictures of frogs lifting weights and stuff.

02:19:07.000 What about frog weightlifting equipment?

02:19:10.000 The frog.

02:19:11.000 The bullfrog?

02:19:13.000 No.

02:19:14.000 Is that it?

02:19:15.000 What it is, folks, is you know that the way a frog looks when it's moving across water, when it has those kicks with its back legs and its forelegs, and they come together and then they go apart.

02:19:26.000 Frog Fitness, there it is.

02:19:29.000 And this thing is this weird, it's got wheels on the front and wheels on the back, and you connect your feet to the base of it and your upper body to the front of it.

02:19:39.000 Scooch ahead so we can see these guys doing this.

02:19:41.000 Hey, look, I got a football.

02:19:42.000 But it's a serious piece of workout.

02:19:45.000 See?

02:19:45.000 Here, you see this guy moving with this thing back and forth and back and forth.

02:19:51.000 And I think you can change the resistance in those cables.

02:19:55.000 You can make it more difficult to do.

02:19:57.000 And apparently, it gets you in sick shape.

02:20:03.000 I've heard a lot of people talking about this thing saying it's a tremendous piece of strength and conditioning equipment.

02:20:09.000 It's probably open.

02:20:10.000 Yeah, it's 130. Alright, we'll bring in Hunter Motz.

02:20:12.000 That'll be a podcast too.

02:20:13.000 But imagine doing this with like handles, virtual reality, and you're doing a game.

02:20:19.000 I mean, these guys are crawling along with this thing.

02:20:23.000 Imagine if you're doing this, but you think you're flying in a spaceship. 1.00

02:20:27.000 You know, you're shooting shit. 0.96

02:20:30.000 We just need to get virtual reality into bigger spaces so we can be moving around and be playing with each other. 0.99

02:20:35.000 I think that's a big gap we need still, too, to be fixed.

02:20:38.000 Yeah, football fields.

02:20:39.000 Yeah.

02:20:39.000 Virtual reality on football fields.

02:20:41.000 We also don't want to be—we need to not—if we both have on headsets, I don't want to bump into you.

02:20:45.000 Yes, that's big.

02:20:46.000 So we've got to figure that next step, too.

02:20:48.000 Interesting stuff, Young Jamie.

02:20:50.000 All right, we'll be right back with Hunter Motts.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 10, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience #896 - CES Review with Young Jamie

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