The Joe Rogan Experience - February 14, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #916 - Fight Recap

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In this episode, the boys talk about a conspiracy theory about where iPhones come from and how they're made in a factory in China. Also, we talk about Eddie Bravo becoming 5'9" and how he's not even close to being 5'8" and why he should be 5'10" but he's actually 5'11" now. We also talk about how many people commit suicide in the factories and why it's a good thing they don't have to work in a concentration camp to make money and how it's better than being a slave in a sweatshop. We also discuss how much money is being made in China and why the Chinese workers are getting paid so much less than the rest of the workers in their factories and how that makes them feel like they're being used as slave labor and not being able to pay their fair share of the bills they should be getting. Also, the guys talk about why they think Apple should be making iPhones in concentration camps and why they should not be allowed to have their own kids in the same situation as they are in concentration camp and why you should not want to be a slave to make your wife work 16 hours a day to make them work at 16 hours at least that's not paying them the same amount of money as you would be getting at least a day in a camp. We finish with a special guest who's going to be here soon! and then we go deep into the deep end of the pool and talk about our favorite conspiracy theories and theories about the future of the future and what we would like to see in the future. and much more. . we hope you enjoy this episode. We hope you guys have a great rest of your day and that you enjoy it and that it's not as bad as it was last week's episode. - The boys are back next week. xoxo. XOXO - The Boys - John and the boys Thank you for listening to this episode of the podcast. John & the crew. Cheers, John and The Crew Mike and the crew & The Crew. :D - John & The Guys John and Matt :P. & the Crews The Crews, , And the Crew, The Crew, Jake, and the Crew at the Deep End of the Pool, , and the Laundry, &

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00:00:00.000 Five, four, three, two, one. 1.00
00:00:04.000 Yeah, I don't know who makes this weed, but fuck you. 1.00
00:00:07.000 Whoever it is. 1.00
00:00:08.000 It's some strong ganja.
00:00:10.000 This is some Ed Rosenthal weed.
00:00:12.000 It's some strong grass.
00:00:13.000 Yeah, we went deep.
00:00:15.000 We went to the deep end of the pool.
00:00:19.000 Just back from Brooklyn, so we would recap this, but before, I want to congratulate Eddie Bravo on becoming 5'9".
00:00:26.000 Eddie Bravo, 5'9".
00:00:28.000 It's huge though.
00:00:29.000 There's a big difference between 5'8 and 5'9".
00:00:32.000 Tell me about it, I'm still 5'8".
00:00:33.000 Big difference, big difference.
00:00:37.000 When you have compressed discs, you literally get... 0.89
00:00:40.000 I mean, when you look at old people and they're all fucked up like that, that's really what's going on. 1.00
00:00:44.000 They're shrinking because they're disc tissues. 0.99
00:00:46.000 The Chinese say you're as old as your spine.
00:00:48.000 Oh, I like Chinese people. 1.00
00:00:49.000 They make good food, they say cool shit on fortune cookies. 0.99
00:00:53.000 I like that I just attributed a billion people. 0.99
00:00:56.000 I was like, a billion people say...
00:00:57.000 It came from somewhere in China, from one guy.
00:01:00.000 I ordered a laptop, and I got the package, and it came straight from China.
00:01:06.000 Thank you.
00:01:06.000 And it just sinks in, you know, especially when, you know, you get something that's from a country like China.
00:01:12.000 Like, there's only one reason why they're making something in China.
00:01:15.000 There's one reason.
00:01:16.000 Well, there's two reasons.
00:01:17.000 One, because they make a lot of things there, so the manufacturing tolerances are very high.
00:01:22.000 They make very, like, when iPhones, things along those lines.
00:01:24.000 But also because you know people are going to work for cheap and live there.
00:01:28.000 Right.
00:01:28.000 Like, when you get a laptop, like, there's a real thing you do.
00:01:32.000 You know you don't want to live the way the people who made this live.
00:01:35.000 Right.
00:01:36.000 But you're going to get it anyway.
00:01:37.000 You're going to get it anyway.
00:01:38.000 You're going to get it anyway because you can go one click on the Apple store.
00:01:41.000 That's so true. 0.97
00:01:42.000 It's fucking weird, man. 0.93
00:01:43.000 That's the way it works, though. 0.99
00:01:44.000 I know, but it's weird.
00:01:45.000 And they probably got paid seven cents to make your laptop. 0.84
00:01:46.000 Actually, in China, China's actually, because they've made so much money, now their workers are demanding way more, you know, sort of like- 21 cents.
00:01:54.000 Higher salaries.
00:01:55.000 Dude.
00:01:55.000 Also like better working- An actual bed.
00:01:57.000 Guess what's going on now?
00:01:58.000 Food for the day.
00:01:59.000 Yeah, but they're losing jobs. 0.93
00:02:00.000 Now a lot of Chinese manufacturers are going, you know- Gotta go to South America.
00:02:04.000 If we go to Malaysia and we go to Vietnam, these guys will work for even less. 0.99
00:02:08.000 So Chinese workers are losing jobs to fucking Malaysians and Vietnamese. 0.99
00:02:13.000 It's just economics. 1.00
00:02:15.000 How about the people at Apple?
00:02:16.000 They run such a tight ship, they had to put nets down because so many of the workers would commit suicide.
00:02:21.000 So there's nets.
00:02:22.000 Yeah, it's a company called Foxconn.
00:02:24.000 What?
00:02:24.000 Foxconn's the company that makes all of the laptops, and they make a gang of Apple products.
00:02:29.000 I think they make phones, too.
00:02:30.000 They make phones, too? 0.99
00:02:31.000 They make a bunch of their shit, but they literally have nets around the roof. 0.99
00:02:34.000 And here's the best part. 0.99
00:02:35.000 So many people committed suicide that they had to address it, and their argument was, well, you have to understand, these people live here, so if you look at the number of people and consider it like a population, the suicide rate is very similar.
00:02:50.000 Wait a minute.
00:02:50.000 If they live there...
00:02:51.000 You can play with stats.
00:02:53.000 If they live in the factory, aren't they basically just slaves?
00:02:56.000 They're slaves.
00:02:56.000 Yes, they're slaves.
00:02:57.000 They're slaves.
00:02:58.000 Have you ever noticed...
00:02:59.000 And they make iPhones.
00:03:00.000 They're getting money.
00:03:01.000 They're getting money.
00:03:02.000 They can leave when they want.
00:03:03.000 But they got money in the concentration camp, so...
00:03:05.000 No, they didn't.
00:03:06.000 They definitely didn't get money in concentration camp.
00:03:08.000 Yeah, no one's on the payroll in concentration camp.
00:03:09.000 You don't have to be there.
00:03:11.000 You can leave whenever you want, but this is all they're going to give you. 0.97
00:03:13.000 And you're going to work 16 hours a day or whatever the fuck they make them work. 0.95
00:03:16.000 At least. 0.97
00:03:17.000 That's legit slaves, no matter what they're getting. 0.77
00:03:20.000 They do pennies.
00:03:22.000 That's real slavery.
00:03:24.000 And iPhones come from this?
00:03:26.000 Are you sure?
00:03:27.000 That's a conspiracy theory.
00:03:29.000 How do we allow that?
00:03:32.000 There's no way we would allow that.
00:03:34.000 Here's the question.
00:03:34.000 Would you want your mom to be working there?
00:03:36.000 Would you want your wife to be working there? 1.00
00:03:38.000 What do you mean is that's all she can do.
00:03:42.000 She could just put together iPhones and that's what she's going to have to do.
00:03:45.000 A dollar an hour is better than no money an hour, Joe Rogan.
00:03:48.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:03:49.000 You're definitely right.
00:03:50.000 And by the way, what's interesting about China is that they do have a huge middle class as a result of their industrialization and all the suffering they went through in the 80s and 90s.
00:04:14.000 I think?
00:04:19.000 Like, anything.
00:04:21.000 That's a good point.
00:04:22.000 If you could please, just anything.
00:04:23.000 Vodka, right?
00:04:24.000 Even their vodka sucks, and we don't know. 1.00
00:04:27.000 How fucking dare you. 0.99
00:04:29.000 And by the way, I don't know if it sucks, but we use American, Swedish vodka, and all that. 0.99
00:04:34.000 Are you being paid off by Bellator before this Fedor event?
00:04:37.000 Some anti-Bellator marketing strategy.
00:04:41.000 We're going to defend Fedor and his Russia of doom. 0.99
00:04:44.000 They're basically a one-crop economy, man.
00:04:46.000 They make great vodka.
00:04:46.000 Crude oil.
00:04:47.000 Wow.
00:04:48.000 Isn't that nuts?
00:04:49.000 Well, they were held back for so long. 1.00
00:04:51.000 Communism doesn't fucking work, kids. 0.99
00:04:53.000 It doesn't work. 1.00
00:04:53.000 It takes a while. 1.00
00:04:54.000 Either there's a monarchy, which it is now, with a czar like Putin.
00:04:58.000 Your private property means nothing because the government can come along and go, did you say something about me?
00:05:04.000 We'll take that over.
00:05:05.000 Yeah, they just take them over and throw them in jail.
00:05:07.000 That's not a damn thing you can do.
00:05:08.000 Who's going to open a business?
00:05:09.000 What about furs?
00:05:09.000 Don't they make furs in Russia?
00:05:11.000 Not really.
00:05:11.000 God makes furs, bro.
00:05:13.000 And they're supposed to stay on the animal.
00:05:15.000 Thank you. 1.00
00:05:15.000 You piece of shit. 1.00
00:05:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:18.000 I'm supposed to stay on the animal.
00:05:21.000 That's called virtue signaling.
00:05:22.000 Isn't it crazy how the population are very disciplined people?
00:05:27.000 It's actually a really colorful culture that created a lot of art, and the Russians are smart people and everything else.
00:05:34.000 They are, and they produce nothing.
00:05:37.000 I'll tell you what they produce.
00:05:38.000 I'll tell you what they produce. 1.00
00:05:40.000 Motherfucking ass kickers. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Yes, they do. 1.00
00:05:42.000 They got some serious ass kickers come out of Russia. 1.00
00:05:45.000 Look at who's running boxing right now. 0.99
00:05:48.000 Gennady Kolovkin, Sergei Kovalev.
00:05:50.000 I don't care what anybody says.
00:05:52.000 I love Andre Ward, but I thought Sergei Kovalev won that fight. 0.98
00:05:55.000 Shut it up. 0.98
00:05:57.000 Stunned him. 0.99
00:05:57.000 He constantly pressed the attack. 0.99
00:05:58.000 I just didn't think that I didn't even think it was that close. 0.81
00:06:02.000 The Russians are so macho. 1.00
00:06:04.000 The Russians are macho. 1.00
00:06:05.000 They're a patriarchal society.
00:06:06.000 So if you think about Putin, he hunts tigers.
00:06:09.000 He's on horseback with his shirt off.
00:06:11.000 By the way, I have to say this because people always correct us.
00:06:14.000 Like Lomachenko's from Ukraine. 0.97
00:06:17.000 How fucking close is it? 0.98
00:06:19.000 No, see, you see that, but that's like saying Canada and America. 0.99
00:06:22.000 It's so close.
00:06:23.000 But it's not.
00:06:24.000 It's North America, sir. 0.99
00:06:25.000 You know, if there's some bad motherfucker who's skating up in Canada, some unbelievable hockey player, do you consider him American? 0.99
00:06:30.000 No. 0.99
00:06:30.000 I'd say North American. 0.99
00:06:31.000 You consider him, he's a goddamn Canadian. 1.00
00:06:33.000 You know who he is. 1.00
00:06:33.000 He's gonna kick your ass. 1.00
00:06:35.000 He's over here to play hockey better. 1.00
00:06:36.000 More importantly, sir?
00:06:38.000 Poffa Wayne Gretzky.
00:06:39.000 More importantly, don't forget that the Ukraine and Russia proper, it was annexed by the Soviet Union, the Union of Soviets.
00:06:46.000 But it was essentially, Ukraine has always considered themselves a sort of not part of the Kremlin.
00:06:51.000 They've always considered themselves their own country.
00:06:53.000 And I would remind people that a nice guy named Joseph Stalin starved the Ukraine, and about eight and a half million people died of starvation because he essentially Collected, forcefully collected all of their crops, 0.84
00:07:09.000 and for a thousand reasons, and they all, about eight and a half million people.
00:07:14.000 It's an area about the size of the Midwest of the United States.
00:07:15.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:07:16.000 It's like a goddamn history teacher. 1.00
00:07:18.000 You know who's got a great fucking video series? 1.00
00:07:21.000 Oliver Stone. 0.98
00:07:22.000 The, uh, what is it?
00:07:23.000 It's on Netflix.
00:07:25.000 Something's History of the United States?
00:07:26.000 A Secret History of the United States?
00:07:28.000 Is that what it's called?
00:07:29.000 Something along the lines?
00:07:29.000 Yeah, I heard about this.
00:07:30.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.96
00:07:31.000 You know, Oliver Stone is a real history fanatic. 0.96
00:07:35.000 And he, I mean, it must have been exhaust, the untold history of the United States?
00:07:40.000 Is that it?
00:07:40.000 Yeah, okay.
00:07:41.000 Sounds like a conspiracy to me, Eddie. 1.00
00:07:43.000 It's fuck Eddie. 0.99
00:07:44.000 You want to look at conspiracies? 1.00
00:07:45.000 Look at the way the world really works.
00:07:48.000 Forget all the nonsense. 0.98
00:07:49.000 This is fucking fascinating and all proven. 0.98
00:07:55.000 You could watch the videos of the people saying what they're saying. 0.97
00:07:58.000 You could see what happened after World War II. Give me a highlight.
00:08:01.000 What's one thing that will trip people out? 0.99
00:08:03.000 Just this horrific fucking history that we have in the world of people just going into other countries with their armies and killing groups of people. 0.96
00:08:13.000 And just the amount of times that it's happened over the history of the United States when Oliver Stone is like laying it all out with the footage. 0.99
00:08:20.000 The untold history of the United States. 0.98
00:08:23.000 It's fucking fantastic. 0.99
00:08:24.000 And it's Americans taking over? 0.99
00:08:26.000 Everybody taking over everybody.
00:08:27.000 It's Hitler, when Hitler was pushing into Poland, when Hitler was in Africa, like all these, the whole thing, it's chaos. 0.95
00:08:35.000 The history of people is the history of people taking over giant chunks of land and fucking things up. 0.92
00:08:41.000 We just haven't experienced it over here.
00:08:43.000 We are so young. 0.99
00:08:46.000 This country is so fucking young. 0.99
00:08:48.000 That's right. 0.97
00:08:49.000 It's crazy when you watch this documentary when you realize, like, oh, this calm is like a very rare moment where the ocean is still before tidal waves come smash.
00:09:00.000 When's the tidal wave coming?
00:09:01.000 Those tidal waves are going on all over the world right now.
00:09:03.000 If you're in Syria right now, you are watching missiles fly into apartment buildings.
00:09:08.000 You're watching suicide bombers if you're in Afghanistan.
00:09:11.000 You're watching all kinds of chaos all throughout the world.
00:09:15.000 It's just not happening here.
00:09:16.000 So we're being lulled.
00:09:18.000 We're being lulled to this false sense of what a human being is.
00:09:21.000 Well, what's fascinating also is that in order to galvanize armies...
00:09:26.000 God, your seat's hot!
00:09:28.000 Your seat's hot!
00:09:29.000 I'm scared of mice now.
00:09:30.000 I'm scared of my feet getting beat by mice.
00:09:33.000 The fear, though, is you galvanize young armies.
00:09:37.000 You galvanize armies around what?
00:09:39.000 Around ideology.
00:09:41.000 Around things like communism is the best way to go.
00:09:44.000 Fascism is the best way to go.
00:09:45.000 Christianity is the best way to go. 0.96
00:09:47.000 Islam is the best way to go. 0.50
00:09:48.000 And those armies have to have something they're fighting for.
00:09:51.000 So that's what's fascinating about it. 0.98
00:09:53.000 If you read the Old Testament, man, it's literally about, it's God's like, you guys are fucking worshipping false idols, I gotta send the Babylonians in, obviously the Iraqis. 1.00
00:10:01.000 You know who destroyed Solomon's Temple in 586 BC, which was the Jews built their temple, that was their most sacred thing? 0.96
00:10:09.000 The Babylonians, you know who they are? 0.91
00:10:11.000 They're the Iraqis. 1.00
00:10:13.000 The Iraqis have a fucking footprint, a historical footprint that's so much bigger. 1.00
00:10:17.000 6,000 years. 1.00
00:10:18.000 It's crazy!
00:10:19.000 They're the original civilization as far as modern historians are concerned.
00:10:23.000 And written language.
00:10:23.000 And written language, cuneiform.
00:10:24.000 First mathematics.
00:10:25.000 Yes.
00:10:25.000 Yes.
00:10:26.000 Their writing is these weird, it looks like old school nails.
00:10:30.000 You know what an old nail looks like?
00:10:31.000 You ever work in a building?
00:10:32.000 You ever do construction?
00:10:33.000 Uh, no.
00:10:34.000 When I was a kid, we did a lot of construction in Boston.
00:10:36.000 A lot of those buildings are really old.
00:10:37.000 And a lot of the really old buildings, they have a different kind of nail in them.
00:10:40.000 It's a handmade nail.
00:10:41.000 So instead of looking like a circle with like a straight line, what they look like is like a wedge.
00:10:47.000 It's like a hard, like flat.
00:10:49.000 It's not round at the top.
00:10:51.000 And they would...
00:10:52.000 See, that's what the cuneiform looks like.
00:10:53.000 Pull up an old nail, though.
00:10:55.000 Pull up an old construction nail.
00:10:58.000 They look like a wedge.
00:11:00.000 It's got like four sides.
00:11:01.000 Yeah.
00:11:02.000 So that's what that cuneiform...
00:11:04.000 There it is.
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 See those nails... 1.00
00:11:09.000 Well, that's kind of a rotten out one.
00:11:11.000 There you go.
00:11:11.000 See how they look like that?
00:11:12.000 They look like a wedge.
00:11:14.000 See, they're like a little sword more than they are like a rounded cylinder type thing with a pointy end.
00:11:21.000 Handmade, too?
00:11:21.000 Oh, those are all handmade.
00:11:22.000 They used to have some sort of a mold to it, but you would go to a blacksmith or whoever.
00:11:28.000 No, those are iron, man.
00:11:29.000 Are they?
00:11:30.000 Yeah, I would imagine.
00:11:31.000 They're steel.
00:11:31.000 No, it's green.
00:11:32.000 I think it's green.
00:11:32.000 I think it's copper.
00:11:33.000 No, Brian, trust me.
00:11:35.000 Those are rusted.
00:11:36.000 They're old.
00:11:37.000 That's iron.
00:11:38.000 That's 100% iron.
00:11:39.000 You see all that rust on it?
00:11:40.000 Copper doesn't rust.
00:11:41.000 I gotcha.
00:11:43.000 That's how they would make those.
00:11:46.000 My stepdad was an architect, so I got a lot of jobs on construction sites.
00:11:51.000 That's what I did through high school.
00:11:52.000 That's a beast of a job.
00:11:53.000 Dude, it lets you know you don't want to work, I'll tell you that.
00:11:56.000 Hell yeah, I roofed for a week. 0.99
00:11:58.000 Dude, I did insulation in a fucking building in the summer. 0.98
00:12:01.000 So we're building this house, and I'm the kid who has to carry the insulation up the stairs, then put it in the ceiling. 0.99
00:12:07.000 So people do that.
00:12:07.000 They don't want to listen to me.
00:12:08.000 They're like, listen, bitch, I'll do that tomorrow. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:11.000 And a lot of people do that.
00:12:12.000 And you get it in your skin, and you can't get it out.
00:12:14.000 That's the pink stuff?
00:12:15.000 Yeah, and you have to wear a mask.
00:12:16.000 Fire glass?
00:12:17.000 You've got to wear a mask because you're breathing it in.
00:12:19.000 Because as you're putting that stuff up, it's flying in the air.
00:12:21.000 Like, you would see the light would come in from one of the windows, and you would see, like, all these particles in the air.
00:12:26.000 You're like, oh, terrific.
00:12:27.000 Look what I'm breathing.
00:12:28.000 The worst thing, the worst job I ever had was tearing a house down in Washington, D.C. in the summer, and then we'd take it and bring it out to Lawton Landfill, and you'd have to cart it off, and then we poured the base for a built, like a big apartment or a building, actually a house, the base with the cement and stuff.
00:12:43.000 You have to dig, and that kind of work.
00:12:46.000 I remember going, there's no fucking way, I'm going to stay in college, and I'm going to figure out a way to not ever have to do this again. 1.00
00:12:52.000 It was the worst shit in the world. 1.00
00:12:54.000 And you wake up early. 1.00
00:12:55.000 For some reason when you work construction, you're up super early.
00:12:58.000 You have to be.
00:12:59.000 And you're driving in that truck, yeah.
00:13:00.000 Now stop and think about someone in China making your iPhone.
00:13:03.000 Exactly.
00:13:03.000 Ten times worse.
00:13:04.000 Ten times worse.
00:13:05.000 Living in a factory.
00:13:06.000 Making the iPhone or doing construction?
00:13:07.000 Making the iPhone.
00:13:08.000 They're just doing the same thing.
00:13:10.000 The monotony.
00:13:10.000 Every day, the monotony.
00:13:11.000 Working with these machines, they demand productivity.
00:13:13.000 What kind of food are you getting there?
00:13:15.000 It's got to be terrible.
00:13:16.000 If you're forced to live there and you're getting terrible food, you're all packed together like sardines, what they'll live for. 1.00
00:13:22.000 In this country we have the same thing on hog slaughter farms and things like that.
00:13:26.000 Look at that.
00:13:26.000 There's a routine to it.
00:13:28.000 Look at all those people working there.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, I'd go crazy.
00:13:30.000 Oh my god.
00:13:31.000 You got AC. You all dressed the same too.
00:13:32.000 At least the chairs are super comfortable.
00:13:34.000 It doesn't look that crazy.
00:13:35.000 Come on, man.
00:13:35.000 That's what I'm saying, Eddie.
00:13:36.000 You want to work there? 0.79
00:13:36.000 You would go crazy. 0.79
00:13:37.000 Eddie, you don't see madness in that? 0.99
00:13:39.000 Like you.
00:13:40.000 Look at the suicide nets. 0.98
00:13:41.000 The nets.
00:13:41.000 Suicide nets.
00:13:42.000 Look at all these people stacked in together in these little tiny dormitories.
00:13:46.000 Free housing.
00:13:47.000 That's free rent.
00:13:48.000 Good point.
00:13:48.000 I'm hooking them up.
00:13:49.000 It's like dorm rooms.
00:13:50.000 You think guys get really good at like missing the net?
00:13:54.000 You gotta just jump further.
00:13:55.000 Just run like a Jackie Chan off the top of the roof.
00:13:57.000 I bet they're stoked.
00:13:59.000 I bet they're trying to get that job.
00:14:00.000 Look at Japan.
00:14:01.000 You've seen the subways where they push you on?
00:14:03.000 They push people in.
00:14:04.000 I've been there where they did that to us.
00:14:06.000 Oh my god.
00:14:06.000 We're in rush hour and I wanted to go down there to see what it was like and you get shoved Bring that up.
00:14:13.000 You'll see these guys.
00:14:14.000 They ram them to fill them into the train?
00:14:15.000 They pay dudes in uniforms to push you in like a sardine for real. 0.98
00:14:20.000 This is happening right now.
00:14:22.000 I had it happen to me.
00:14:23.000 Just over the population?
00:14:25.000 Well, you know what's amazing is how uniform people's behavior is in Japan and how people are so polite and calm and they get along. 0.99
00:14:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:14:38.000 In Japan? 1.00
00:14:38.000 Yeah, it's crazy. 1.00
00:14:39.000 They had to because a lot of people are in a very small area. 0.98
00:14:42.000 Wait for the next train, you dummies. 0.89
00:14:43.000 Look at this. 0.99
00:14:44.000 This guy's trying to push people.
00:14:45.000 Is there not another train coming right after?
00:14:47.000 They can't have any more trains.
00:14:49.000 This is every day.
00:14:50.000 One.
00:14:51.000 Push. 1.00
00:14:51.000 Push that fucker. 1.00
00:14:52.000 Get in there, you sardine. 1.00
00:14:53.000 You sardine. 1.00
00:14:54.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00
00:14:55.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00
00:14:57.000 This is a pervert's delight. 0.99
00:14:58.000 This is going on right now in Japan. 0.99
00:15:00.000 Imagine if you were a pervert. 0.98
00:15:01.000 This is Japan? 1.00
00:15:01.000 There are a lot of perverts. 1.00
00:15:03.000 You guys just nut in their pants every time they ride on that thing. 1.00
00:15:06.000 Just can't wait to get pushed into a girl. 1.00
00:15:08.000 It's a thing in Japan where you get a lot of guys who rub up against girls. 0.97
00:15:11.000 Is that China or Japan?
00:15:11.000 Big difference.
00:15:12.000 Is that China or Japan?
00:15:13.000 Look at that.
00:15:14.000 That's Japan.
00:15:15.000 Japan is, like, incredibly populated, but really small.
00:15:19.000 I think Japan...
00:15:20.000 Did we decide...
00:15:21.000 Do we measure that as the most...
00:15:22.000 35 million-ish?
00:15:23.000 Yeah.
00:15:24.000 And it's very small.
00:15:25.000 Can people die in that?
00:15:25.000 Is it the size of New York City?
00:15:27.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:15:28.000 Go ahead and skip on the train.
00:15:28.000 Japan, like...
00:15:30.000 I don't know how big Japan is.
00:15:31.000 I might have made that up.
00:15:33.000 It's not the size of New York City.
00:15:34.000 I feel like it's the size of...
00:15:35.000 Tokyo.
00:15:35.000 Tokyo is the size of New York City, right?
00:15:37.000 But Japan itself is the size of...
00:15:38.000 Is Japan the size of California? 0.63
00:15:39.000 How big is it?
00:15:40.000 That makes sense.
00:15:41.000 But it's an archipelago, too.
00:15:42.000 There are different islands, too.
00:15:43.000 Big as Texas?
00:15:45.000 Tokyo is like 35 million people though.
00:15:47.000 Sweat that.
00:15:48.000 Stacked into this little spot.
00:15:49.000 And they're super orderly.
00:15:51.000 8 million.
00:15:51.000 When Curtis LeMay was firebombing Tokyo, I believe about 8 million people in about 8 days died from fire.
00:15:58.000 That was a good war. 0.55
00:15:59.000 I think it was 8 million or maybe it was a million. 0.99
00:16:01.000 The darkest shit in the Oliver Stone thing is what happened to Russia. 1.00
00:16:04.000 That's the darkest shit. 1.00
00:16:05.000 What happened? 1.00
00:16:06.000 27 million people died in World War II. 27 million people, man.
00:16:10.000 It's very rarely discussed.
00:16:12.000 Yeah.
00:16:12.000 How many Russians died?
00:16:14.000 Yeah, in World War II. And then they had Stalin for the next 10 years. 0.69
00:16:16.000 Yeah, they had more people die in World War II than anybody.
00:16:20.000 No one talks about it.
00:16:21.000 And World War I. And World War I as well.
00:16:24.000 Very flat land, very flat area.
00:16:26.000 The Oliver Stone thing is overwhelming.
00:16:28.000 I'm going to have to watch it like three or four times.
00:16:30.000 27 million, and this was World War II? Yeah.
00:16:34.000 But wasn't there only 2 million deaths total from like...
00:16:39.000 No, there's a lot more than that.
00:16:41.000 2 million deaths from soldiers.
00:16:43.000 50 million.
00:16:44.000 Soldiers.
00:16:45.000 Most of them were civilians, the deaths.
00:16:47.000 There are about 50 million altogether or maybe more from total in World War II. No, I'm talking about just soldiers, though.
00:16:54.000 I think two million soldiers.
00:16:55.000 Well, there's probably a lot of civilian deaths.
00:16:58.000 I mean, there were firebombing buildings.
00:17:00.000 Most of the deaths, by far, were civilian.
00:17:02.000 According to what I saw, I must...
00:17:04.000 A lot of civilian deaths, because there was a lot of caught on them.
00:17:06.000 There was a lot of civilian deaths, 100%, because there was a lot of firebombing cities, like just indiscriminate firebombing, especially in Japan. 0.98
00:17:13.000 Like, we did some horrible shit to them before we dropped the atomic bomb. 0.97
00:17:16.000 Even before we dropped the atomic bomb, they were firebombing cities. 1.00
00:17:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:20.000 They killed everybody that was down there.
00:17:23.000 The nuclear bomb itself, that is so crazy that they were willing to drop...
00:17:29.000 I mean, this is where a war gets.
00:17:30.000 You're willing to drop a bomb on a city.
00:17:33.000 Not a military base. 0.71
00:17:35.000 No.
00:17:36.000 Which is weird.
00:17:37.000 Because Nagasaki and Hiroshima, remember, were the industrial cities that were churning out a lot of the war planes, and that was where the center of their war machine was. 0.56
00:17:46.000 Remember, we dropped pamphlets.
00:17:49.000 Hundreds of thousands. 0.99
00:17:50.000 My great uncle dropped the pamphlets, the warning pamphlets, saying, we're gonna fucking... 1.00
00:17:55.000 Drop a bomb. 1.00
00:17:55.000 You guys better surrender. 1.00
00:17:57.000 Gotta get out of here.
00:17:57.000 Yeah.
00:17:58.000 They gave him pamphlets?
00:17:59.000 They gave him warnings.
00:17:59.000 That's how crazy nuclear power was.
00:18:02.000 And meanwhile, they had only blown up shit in the desert, you know, and stuff in the ocean before. 0.55
00:18:06.000 They really weren't sure what was gonna happen. 0.85
00:18:07.000 We didn't know.
00:18:08.000 A lot of scientists didn't know that there was energy trapped in an atom.
00:18:10.000 And when they actually detonated the hydrogen bomb, we were like, wow, all the...
00:18:18.000 Theorizing about energy and an atom is actually true because we just that's that's kind of proof positive when you when you see a mushroom cloud with that kind of power you're like oh Fuck we just unleashed the horrors of nature which is crazy because we've been in war ever since We've had those things ever since and no one's gotten to the point where that comes out Yeah,
00:18:37.000 everybody's like just keep it on the edges. 0.99
00:18:38.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Is it cuz we realize? 1.00
00:18:40.000 Oh, yeah fucking nasty. 1.00
00:18:42.000 There's a term for it mutually assured destruction Yep, mad. 0.99
00:18:46.000 Your boy Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson had a really fascinating discussion about...
00:18:52.000 They couldn't really get out of the gates because they couldn't agree on what truth was, but...
00:18:55.000 That was a frustrating discussion to me.
00:18:56.000 Very, very much so.
00:18:57.000 But they had a fascinating idea of there are certain things that you could know scientifically that none of us should know.
00:19:05.000 And, for example, there are scientific truths that if we knew would actually result in our complete extinction.
00:19:14.000 Like what?
00:19:14.000 Like, you know, so an example of when we found out if you split an atom, it creates a chain reaction and a powerful force that can vaporize 100,000 or even a million people, right?
00:19:25.000 There is potentially scientific knowledge like that that could have, for example, reduced everything that you know to dust.
00:19:34.000 And if that's something that's actually something you could know, is it worth knowing?
00:19:39.000 And would it be immoral to know?
00:19:41.000 You know, that's where morality and science kind of converge and where you have an actual conversation about certain things are so devastating.
00:19:50.000 And it would mean the end of your entire existence.
00:19:54.000 So maybe that's a scientific truth, quote-unquote, that isn't worth knowing.
00:20:00.000 It's scary. 0.96
00:20:01.000 Yeah, but the problem is the universe doesn't give a fuck about that. 0.96
00:20:05.000 Correct. 0.99
00:20:05.000 The reality is if someone does invent a time machine and they hit that button, we're all fucked. 0.99
00:20:10.000 I mean, it really could happen.
00:20:12.000 It really is something that's, you know, within a thousand years, whatever, you give the exponential increase in technology and power and what's available and what they can do.
00:20:20.000 It could happen, 100%.
00:20:21.000 That's why it's so important to have those discussions.
00:20:24.000 Well, that's why, you know, the atomic bomb, there was a real concern that it was going to evaporate the entire atmosphere of the Earth.
00:20:28.000 It wasn't everybody.
00:20:30.000 But there was a small group of scientists that go, hold on.
00:20:33.000 You know what else could happen?
00:20:34.000 This. 1.00
00:20:35.000 You could kill everybody. 0.99
00:20:36.000 And they were still like, ah, we'll see what happens. 0.86
00:20:38.000 We don't think so.
00:20:39.000 Think about the responsibility for a scientist like that.
00:20:44.000 Right.
00:20:44.000 Think about, you know, that idea.
00:20:46.000 How about when they had the first nuclear reactor?
00:20:48.000 Who was it?
00:20:49.000 Who was the Italian guy?
00:20:50.000 The father of the nuclear reactor.
00:20:51.000 And they were at the university of... 1.00
00:20:53.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:20:54.000 What was the university where... 1.00
00:20:56.000 Where the, I guess, the reactor started overheating.
00:21:01.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:21:02.000 And they had, there was a guy with a bucket there who was just going to throw a bunch of water on it.
00:21:07.000 I mean, it was, I can't, I'm Frederico.
00:21:10.000 Enrico Fermi.
00:21:11.000 Yes, Enrico Fermi.
00:21:12.000 There it is.
00:21:12.000 What a name.
00:21:13.000 That's what it was.
00:21:14.000 Thank you, buddy.
00:21:15.000 Imagine if your name was Enrico Fermi.
00:21:16.000 At the University of Chicago.
00:21:17.000 It started to trip out.
00:21:18.000 I would wear only handmade suits.
00:21:20.000 Mm-hmm.
00:21:20.000 My name is Enrico Fermi.
00:21:23.000 Enrico Fermi.
00:21:24.000 Handmade shoes.
00:21:26.000 Loafers with nice socks.
00:21:27.000 He was a genius.
00:21:28.000 I think he died of radiation poisoning, didn't he?
00:21:30.000 Because he might have ingested it.
00:21:31.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:21:32.000 Poor bitch. 1.00
00:21:33.000 From the time they started the Manhattan Project, how long did it take to actually figure out the atom bomb? 0.99
00:21:41.000 That's also in the documentary.
00:21:42.000 How many years did it take?
00:21:44.000 It was a theory for a while that we're trying to figure it out.
00:21:47.000 Man, it was a theory. 0.98
00:21:47.000 If we could split the atom and hit critical mass, shit, can you imagine what kind of weapon this would be? 0.98
00:21:56.000 They hired a couple thousand scientists. 0.99
00:21:58.000 They started the Manhattan Project, started throwing all this money at it.
00:22:02.000 And then the final proof was Nagasaki and Hiroshima. 0.82
00:22:07.000 That was it.
00:22:08.000 Did we pull this off? 1.00
00:22:10.000 And then boom, oh shit! 0.99
00:22:12.000 They knew already that it worked because they had a bunch of tests before they did that. 0.99
00:22:16.000 One of the most horrific thing about the tests was they would have soldiers run towards the blast because they didn't understand radiation back then.
00:22:23.000 That's right.
00:22:23.000 Which is so incredible.
00:22:24.000 Like, they didn't understand the damage of radiation.
00:22:26.000 There's videos you can watch online.
00:22:27.000 Jamie, pull one up.
00:22:28.000 Where they would blow this atomic bomb up.
00:22:31.000 They'd have a mock town in the distance.
00:22:33.000 They would create these mock cities to see what kind of damage it would do. 0.99
00:22:35.000 They'd put up houses and shit. 0.99
00:22:37.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:37.000 And they'd blow them the fuck up. 1.00
00:22:38.000 And they'd have these soldiers run towards the blast. 0.97
00:22:41.000 And the idea would be that after the blast went off, it killed whatever people it killed, and everybody else would be stunned, and that's when the soldiers would move in. 0.97
00:22:47.000 So they would fucking run towards the... 0.98
00:22:50.000 Imagine being one of those soldiers. 0.99
00:22:51.000 It's the funniest video ever.
00:22:53.000 They're all dead.
00:22:53.000 Watch it.
00:22:55.000 They think that's what killed John Wayne.
00:22:57.000 Soldiers running to nuclear explosion.
00:23:01.000 Yeah. 0.86
00:23:01.000 Punch that in. 0.86
00:23:02.000 That's hilarious.
00:23:02.000 Watch what I just said.
00:23:03.000 Watch.
00:23:04.000 It's crazy.
00:23:05.000 Looks like a Planet of the Apes movie.
00:23:07.000 I think it's fascinating.
00:23:08.000 After we dropped that bomb, those bombs on Japan, when Hirohito, the emperor, got on the radio and said, called for the surrender.
00:23:15.000 One man said, it's time for us to surrender.
00:23:19.000 Every single soldier, one of those Japanese, every one of them willing to die for that cause, they dropped their weapons and they surrendered. 0.87
00:23:28.000 They were so fanatically devoted to authority and still in many ways are. 0.99
00:23:33.000 So check this shit out, man. 1.00
00:23:34.000 These fucking dudes are sitting there watching that in the distance. 1.00
00:23:38.000 I mean, they're that close. 1.00
00:23:40.000 And what's crazy is like the wind from the blast comes and hits them.
00:23:43.000 There's a bunch of different videos of this.
00:23:45.000 A lot of these were the US Army would document a lot of their training episodes.
00:23:50.000 And so this is what they would do.
00:23:51.000 See that?
00:23:52.000 That's the blast from the nuclear bomb.
00:23:54.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:23:55.000 These fucking people are standing there in these trenches and there's a bomb going off in the distance. 1.00
00:24:00.000 It's so scary. 1.00
00:24:01.000 Look at this.
00:24:02.000 They knew so little about what effects it would have on people and they let these people run towards their death.
00:24:08.000 These people are all running towards radiation sickness, running towards cancer. 0.99
00:24:12.000 They're running towards this fucking mushroom cloud in the desert. 0.99
00:24:15.000 Was it the repercussions like when they got home that night? 0.99
00:24:18.000 Did they feel like chicks? 0.99
00:24:21.000 You'll never get the full fucking story as to what happened and what kind of health problems. 0.99
00:24:25.000 But John Wayne died because he was filming these spaghetti westerns in the desert in Nevada near these test sites. 0.99
00:24:33.000 And a lot of people that were on the crew with him, this might be bullshit, a lot of people on the crew with him got cancer. 0.95
00:24:38.000 Look that up. 0.99
00:24:39.000 He got lung cancer from smoking.
00:24:41.000 No, no, no, no.
00:24:42.000 It was the government, man!
00:24:44.000 He got lung cancer from smoking, John.
00:24:46.000 Yeah, he did smoke.
00:24:47.000 You don't think it's radiation?
00:24:49.000 But I think everybody in the film, there was like something about everybody in the film that worked on that film with him, also smoked and also got cancer. 1.00
00:24:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:58.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:24:59.000 How long did it take? 1.00
00:25:00.000 I mean, how long does...
00:25:01.000 Nuclear bomb goes off, like you just saw a nuclear bomb just went off?
00:25:04.000 Before you get sick?
00:25:05.000 How long do you have to wait until you can populate that area again?
00:25:10.000 Thousands of years.
00:25:11.000 Not necessarily because...
00:25:12.000 How long did it take Hiroshima and Nagasaki to repopulate?
00:25:15.000 It's not as bad as nuclear waste.
00:25:18.000 It was the atomic bomb.
00:25:21.000 No, but it's not a waste.
00:25:23.000 It's a different thing.
00:25:24.000 I'm talking about the bombs.
00:25:27.000 You just said a thousand years it would take for that bomb.
00:25:29.000 No, it doesn't take a lot longer.
00:25:30.000 People live in Nagasaki now. 0.96
00:25:32.000 They live in Hiroshima now.
00:25:33.000 How long did it take?
00:25:33.000 But aren't there factories with the nuclear waste?
00:25:36.000 Well, there's definitely plants that have nuclear power plants that have nuclear waste in it.
00:25:42.000 If that stuff gets to what's going on right now in Fukushima, it's very, very dangerous because they can't do anything about it.
00:25:47.000 And it's getting worse.
00:25:48.000 The radiation levels are higher in Fukushima now.
00:25:51.000 They've been battling this disaster since, what, 2012?
00:25:54.000 Something like that, wasn't it?
00:25:56.000 Chernobyl is a fascinating example of a major nuclear meltdown, and it's thriving with wildlife.
00:26:01.000 Yeah, nuclear wolves.
00:26:02.000 Yeah.
00:26:03.000 Shane Smith from Vice filmed a show out there.
00:26:05.000 Really? 0.99
00:26:05.000 Yeah, they were fucking hunting wolves with AK-47s. 0.99
00:26:08.000 Phenomenal. 1.00
00:26:08.000 Like mutant wolves? 1.00
00:26:09.000 Mutant wolves.
00:26:10.000 They read your mind. 1.00
00:26:11.000 Sick. 1.00
00:26:11.000 They read your mind, bro. 1.00
00:26:12.000 Besides the Grizzlies!
00:26:13.000 Don't ever play rock, paper, scissors with them. 1.00
00:26:15.000 These motherfuckers know what's coming. 1.00
00:26:17.000 You know there's people that think that they never figured it out? 1.00
00:26:20.000 They never figured out how to make the atom bomb, and they just basically firebombed, just like they did all the other cities in Japan? 0.99
00:26:27.000 Those people are retarded. 1.00
00:26:28.000 There's peer-reviewed papers. 1.00
00:26:29.000 But we were in a war, we were in a race with the Nazis to create a bomb. 0.91
00:26:33.000 We knew the Nazis, because a lot of German scientists came over.
00:26:37.000 Remember, for example, Einstein is an example.
00:26:40.000 Am I getting confused here?
00:26:41.000 Are you suggesting that nuclear bombs aren't real?
00:26:44.000 I don't know.
00:26:44.000 I'm just saying there's people that think that they never figured it out.
00:26:48.000 Those people are retarded. 1.00
00:26:50.000 100%. 1.00
00:26:50.000 They're retarded. 1.00
00:26:52.000 Dude, Oppenheimer's papers that he wrote on it and the work that he did on it. 0.99
00:26:57.000 Anybody could read that.
00:26:59.000 Anybody could go into that.
00:27:00.000 It's all documented.
00:27:01.000 What they did, the tests.
00:27:02.000 I mean, there's videos of the explosions. 0.91
00:27:05.000 There's videos of them blowing a fucking hole in the ocean that's so insane that they had these boats, these destroyers, placed around the water. 0.96
00:27:12.000 They didn't pull that up. 0.97
00:27:13.000 I forget what the test was, what the nuclear test in the ocean was called.
00:27:17.000 But there's videos of bombs going off.
00:27:20.000 You can see it.
00:27:21.000 It's real.
00:27:21.000 The destruction is undeniable.
00:27:24.000 How do you know they're nuclear and not just regular bombs?
00:27:26.000 Because the power, the difference in the destruction is insane.
00:27:30.000 Look at this, Eddie. 1.00
00:27:31.000 Oh my fucking God. 1.00
00:27:32.000 Dude, you're talking about a mile high wall of water. 1.00
00:27:37.000 They had no idea it was going to do that.
00:27:39.000 That is so scary.
00:27:40.000 Imagine if you're a fish. 1.00
00:27:41.000 Joe, they lost this fucking boat. 1.00
00:27:43.000 They're like, we'll just have this boat sit around here. 1.00
00:27:45.000 No big deal.
00:27:46.000 Look at this monitor.
00:27:48.000 We're getting a new monitor.
00:27:49.000 This monitor keeps cutting out.
00:27:50.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:27:51.000 That's terrifying. 1.00
00:27:52.000 Yeah, dude, it destroys this fucking boat. 0.99
00:27:55.000 They thought they could park their destroyer a certain distance away from this nuclear bomb, so they're like, okay, so if we drop a bomb on them, how close can we be? 0.99
00:28:04.000 Turns out you can't even be remotely fucking close. 0.99
00:28:07.000 Check this shit how you see it from the sky. 0.99
00:28:09.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:28:10.000 Watch this. 1.00
00:28:11.000 They set up this fucking This is terrifying. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Jamie, what are you doing? 1.00
00:28:16.000 Fast forwarding?
00:28:18.000 There's got to be a part where you can see it from distance. 0.88
00:28:21.000 Because from distance, it's so fucking insane. 0.83
00:28:25.000 That's what it looks like. 0.97
00:28:26.000 That's what it looks like.
00:28:28.000 You're talking like, what is that, 30,000, 40,000 plus feet in the air?
00:28:33.000 That's so crazy.
00:28:34.000 That's water.
00:28:34.000 That's water, bro.
00:28:35.000 Dude, it's insane. 1.00
00:28:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:28:37.000 And it's not even water, it's gas. 1.00
00:28:38.000 The water evaporates.
00:28:40.000 But a regular bomb can't do that? 0.99
00:28:42.000 No fucking way. 1.00
00:28:44.000 That is hundreds of thousands of regular bombs. 1.00
00:28:48.000 Jesus Christ.
00:28:48.000 What they can do with these things is insane.
00:28:50.000 It's crazy.
00:28:51.000 Nagasaki and Hiroshima are little firecrackers compared to what we have now. 1.00
00:28:54.000 Damn. 1.00
00:28:56.000 Firecrackers. 0.99
00:28:56.000 So it's not a question whether or not nuclear power or nuclear bombs are real. 0.99
00:29:00.000 There's nuclear power that's probably the reason why our lights are on right now.
00:29:03.000 That's right.
00:29:03.000 We use nuclear power as we speak.
00:29:06.000 And you know what it does?
00:29:07.000 Make steam.
00:29:08.000 Yeah.
00:29:09.000 I know.
00:29:10.000 It's very clean. 0.98
00:29:10.000 It's very fucking clean energy. 0.98
00:29:11.000 It gets hot as fuck and it makes steam. 0.99
00:29:13.000 As long as it doesn't get out of your little holding pen. 1.00
00:29:15.000 That's right.
00:29:15.000 It's like you've harnessed a demon and you use that demon to make tea.
00:29:20.000 That's right.
00:29:20.000 To make tea.
00:29:21.000 He's got a kettle.
00:29:22.000 It's so true. 0.84
00:29:23.000 It's so true. 0.84
00:29:24.000 And the power that's so unbelievably hot that you constantly keep water in contact with it.
00:29:29.000 It makes steam.
00:29:29.000 The steams power the turbines.
00:29:31.000 The turbines make electricity.
00:29:33.000 Look!
00:29:35.000 A piece of uranium, I think the size of a pencil, you can look this up, can run a nuclear submarine for six months.
00:29:43.000 It's an insane form of energy.
00:29:46.000 It's a demon and we're harnessing it in a cement box and we're putting it right next to the ocean.
00:29:53.000 Drive to San Diego.
00:29:54.000 You ever drive to San Diego and see the nuclear power plant over there?
00:29:56.000 What happened to all the nuclear bombs that Russia had?
00:29:59.000 They still have them.
00:30:01.000 That's one of the great things about where we've come. 0.99
00:30:03.000 But there's some lost shit, though. 0.99
00:30:04.000 There was a lot of lost material. 0.99
00:30:06.000 So the Soviets figured out nuclear bombs and the United States. 0.61
00:30:09.000 You know why?
00:30:10.000 Because the Rosenbergs sold... 0.97
00:30:11.000 No one else figured it out though?
00:30:12.000 Did you ever hear that story?
00:30:14.000 American spies sold...
00:30:15.000 So the Rosenbergs, a husband and a wife, sold nuclear secrets To the Soviets, because they were communists in this country. 0.74
00:30:24.000 And when they sold them, and was it Truman?
00:30:26.000 I think Truman put them to death in the electric chair.
00:30:28.000 They were both killed for high treason.
00:30:31.000 But the Soviets got those nuclear secrets.
00:30:32.000 We were the only ones who had it for a while. 1.00
00:30:34.000 And now those motherfuckers sold it to a lot of people. 0.99
00:30:36.000 How about Pakistan and India just pointing them at each other? 1.00
00:30:40.000 Remember this, too.
00:30:42.000 As the rise of anti-Semitism in the 30s in Germany, and certain scientists and Jews were getting assassinated, beat up, a lot of the German scientists, because there was a real renaissance in Germany and Austria, a physics renaissance, along with people like Albert Einstein,
00:30:59.000 they emigrated to the United States.
00:31:01.000 Because they were like, I don't think they like the Jews over here in Germany. 1.00
00:31:05.000 And we benefited from that mass immigration.
00:31:08.000 We've talked about this guy on the podcast before, but the biggest crazy scenario, like ironic scenario, was Fritz Haber, the guy who simultaneously was winning the Nobel Prize for being able to extract nitrogen out of the air.
00:31:25.000 At the same time, they wanted to try him for crimes against humanity, being the first one to gas people. 0.76
00:31:32.000 And he created Zyklon A, which was this really fucking horrible smelling pesticide. 0.97
00:31:39.000 It was a terrible poison, but it had a horrible smell to it. 0.99
00:31:42.000 And that smell let you know that it was there.
00:31:44.000 The Nazis took it and turned it to Zyklon B. They took the smell out of it and they used it to gas the Jews. 0.82
00:31:51.000 And this guy was a Jew himself and a scientist.
00:31:54.000 Dude, he wanted to flee in the country.
00:31:56.000 He was a patriot.
00:31:57.000 He wanted to help Germany, his beloved country, win World War I and said, I think I can help you guys with a gas that will kill a lot of people and we'll just wait for the wind to shift. 0.90
00:32:08.000 And he was a patriot.
00:32:09.000 In his mind, he was killing the enemy who were trying to take over his country. 0.95
00:32:12.000 He was a Jew. 0.99
00:32:14.000 And then, of course, in 19...
00:32:16.000 Well, starting, my God, and probably...
00:32:19.000 39, they started using this gas.
00:32:21.000 What happened to him?
00:32:22.000 He wound up dying, fleeing Germany. 0.51
00:32:25.000 He had a heart condition.
00:32:27.000 His life was hell, man.
00:32:29.000 His wife committed suicide in front of him because of what he was doing. 1.00
00:32:33.000 Shit. 1.00
00:32:34.000 And he left his son with his wife's body while he went off to war to go do more of it. 1.00
00:32:38.000 That's smart.
00:32:38.000 That's right.
00:32:39.000 The whole thing, it was a different place.
00:32:44.000 It's a different world. 0.99
00:32:45.000 It's not Santa Monica where you're going to fucking Starbucks and you're getting some sugar-free latte. 1.00
00:32:49.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00
00:32:50.000 People will always starve. 1.00
00:32:51.000 We had to worry about the winter.
00:32:53.000 It's crazy.
00:32:53.000 Forget about stuff like that.
00:32:54.000 We relied on guano. 0.99
00:32:55.000 We relied on guano, on bat shit, and bird droppings from the coast of Chile. 1.00
00:33:00.000 People will go to war for bat shit. 1.00
00:33:02.000 Do you know that? 1.00
00:33:03.000 That's That's where the term batshit crazy?
00:33:05.000 That's where it came from.
00:33:06.000 Not in Africa. 0.96
00:33:07.000 People would go to these places in Africa to take guano, and other people would come from other countries, and they would go to war over this stuff because it's the best fertilizer you could use.
00:33:14.000 Exactly.
00:33:15.000 They would get nitrogen into the soil.
00:33:17.000 Yeah.
00:33:17.000 But Fritz Haber and his buddy, another guy who perfected this, came up with a way to get nitrogen out of the air, which becomes ammonia.
00:33:26.000 That's how it drips into a liquid form.
00:33:29.000 They suck it right out of the air, dude.
00:33:30.000 So we don't die of starvation anymore.
00:33:32.000 Modern day farming, and the reason you've never met anybody who died of starvation is because of Mr. Fritz Haber. 0.96
00:33:38.000 You better start getting more fucking grateful and less high because you're just laughing in general.
00:33:43.000 They say that 50% of the nitrogen, 50% of the nitrogen in the human beings today might have come from the Haber method. 0.97
00:33:49.000 That's like the estimation.
00:33:51.000 Shout out to Haber.
00:33:52.000 Shout out to Hopper.
00:33:53.000 The air that you're breathing is like 80% nitrogen.
00:33:55.000 We think of it as oxygen and carbon dioxide.
00:33:58.000 It's mostly nitrogen.
00:33:59.000 Yeah.
00:33:59.000 Which is really weird.
00:34:00.000 Yep.
00:34:01.000 That's why pure oxygen fucks you up and gets you high.
00:34:03.000 And it's dangerous, right?
00:34:04.000 It's super flammable.
00:34:05.000 It probably can't be good.
00:34:06.000 You're super flammable.
00:34:07.000 Super flammable.
00:34:07.000 When you go to those oxygen bars in Vegas.
00:34:10.000 We did that once.
00:34:13.000 Everyone's tried it at least once. 0.99
00:34:14.000 I don't do jack shit for me. 0.92
00:34:16.000 Yeah, it doesn't do anything. 1.00
00:34:17.000 They're so stupid. 1.00
00:34:18.000 Have you been scuba diving? 1.00
00:34:19.000 You ever been scuba diving?
00:34:20.000 No, I'm scared. 1.00
00:34:21.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:22.000 I was in... 1.00
00:34:22.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:23.000 You gotta do it. 1.00
00:34:24.000 You'll never...
00:34:24.000 Did you almost die for it?
00:34:26.000 Yeah, I went to...
00:34:26.000 I'm not going to that alien world.
00:34:27.000 I went to fucking Tahiti. 0.99
00:34:28.000 Oh, look at this. 0.99
00:34:29.000 Biggest nuclear explosion ever equals to 57 million megatons of TNT. Is this YouTube, though?
00:34:33.000 But is this YouTube?
00:34:44.000 That's in the atmosphere.
00:34:45.000 Remember who signed the anti-testing treaty in the air atmosphere?
00:34:48.000 Look at that.
00:34:49.000 That's incredible.
00:34:50.000 Kennedy and the Soviets signed a pact to not do this in the atmosphere anymore.
00:34:53.000 What did Jamie's trying to talk?
00:34:54.000 She was in the Arctic Ocean when they did this in 1961. The biggest bomb ever tested.
00:34:59.000 God!
00:35:00.000 That's like the final scene in a video game when you win.
00:35:04.000 Do you know where they made these movies?
00:35:06.000 They made them in Hollywood.
00:35:08.000 No, no, at the Lookout Mountain Studios.
00:35:11.000 You could look that up.
00:35:12.000 This is not made in Hollywood, Eddie.
00:35:15.000 This is a video of an actual bomb going off.
00:35:17.000 Kennedy and the Soviets sound real. 0.98
00:35:19.000 I'm just saying they edited it in Hollywood.
00:35:21.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:35:22.000 They had the biggest studio, Lookout Mountain Studios.
00:35:24.000 It was a top secret Air Force intelligence.
00:35:28.000 That's the one we were talking about.
00:35:30.000 What do you think they should just let...
00:35:32.000 Some dude who works at the video store edit it?
00:35:34.000 Who would they have edit it? 1.00
00:35:35.000 It would go to someone who's like the best at editing shit. 0.99
00:35:37.000 It was the biggest, most advanced movie studio. 0.99
00:35:41.000 Are you saying that that's fake?
00:35:42.000 No, no, no.
00:35:43.000 I'm just saying that's...
00:35:44.000 They admit it.
00:35:45.000 That's where they put it.
00:35:46.000 They film it and they edit it together, but they didn't change it.
00:35:49.000 No, no, no, I didn't say that. 1.00
00:35:50.000 How many animals die when you drop that bitch in the air? 1.00
00:35:53.000 Everything that's anywhere in the air. 1.00
00:35:54.000 Everything that's anywhere in the air.
00:35:55.000 Yeah, everything.
00:35:56.000 Everything and anything.
00:35:57.000 Could be millions, millions of animals.
00:35:59.000 Well, that's why Kennedy signed the anti-testing treaty, the atmospheric testing.
00:36:02.000 I can't remember how to word it, but he looked out in the window and he said, well, we weren't detonating these bombs in the atmosphere.
00:36:08.000 Where's that waste go?
00:36:09.000 And they were like, it just rains down on people.
00:36:12.000 He goes... 0.94
00:36:12.000 Well, that doesn't make any fucking sense because we're doing it. 0.94
00:36:15.000 The Soviets are doing it. 0.94
00:36:17.000 And that's when they signed a treaty not to do that anymore.
00:36:19.000 They don't test nuclear weapons in the atmosphere.
00:36:22.000 We don't.
00:36:22.000 We don't.
00:36:22.000 But Russia does anymore.
00:36:24.000 Nobody does.
00:36:24.000 But Russia did launch some sort of a missile test recently that violates a treaty, apparently.
00:36:29.000 It's all getting very scary, man. 0.61
00:36:31.000 Putin's very gangster. 0.83
00:36:32.000 Very gangster. 0.91
00:36:33.000 Yeah, well, he's...
00:36:34.000 I watch House of Cards, bro.
00:36:37.000 I pretty much get it.
00:36:38.000 Putin's created an atmosphere, again, you know, he's just a product, a symptom of the Russian mindset, maybe, but like I said...
00:36:44.000 He's a hard man in a soft time.
00:36:46.000 He's a hard man who makes his country weaker.
00:36:49.000 When was the last time again?
00:36:49.000 Hard man in a soft time.
00:36:51.000 He bought anything Russian.
00:36:52.000 That's what's going on.
00:36:53.000 You know, I mean, it might be a soft time for Russia, but it's a soft time for us.
00:36:57.000 Clint, I mean, Obama said something interesting.
00:36:58.000 He said, let's just, we can ignore Russia. 0.85
00:37:01.000 They make guns and some oil, but their guns aren't even that good.
00:37:04.000 Nobody needs them.
00:37:06.000 Obama said that?
00:37:07.000 Yeah.
00:37:08.000 You didn't really say it like that.
00:37:09.000 Are you quoting Obama? 1.00
00:37:10.000 Are you stabbing yourself in the finger like you're in a fucking Jesse Ventura movie? 1.00
00:37:14.000 Live on the edge, brother. 1.00
00:37:15.000 I live on the edge.
00:37:15.000 This is knife roulette?
00:37:16.000 That's definitely not the edge.
00:37:17.000 As he's quoting Obama.
00:37:19.000 That's hysterical.
00:37:20.000 That knife came from the Congo and it's probably got all sorts of diseases on it.
00:37:24.000 I know.
00:37:24.000 Like, dang it.
00:37:25.000 Justin Wren probably hit that in his ass. 1.00
00:37:27.000 Yeah, that's why we can get it over here. 0.99
00:37:28.000 So please, take it easy with that thing.
00:37:30.000 Justin Wren stole that from a poor kid, so please. 0.99
00:37:32.000 This would be gold in fucking jail. 1.00
00:37:34.000 It'd be my shiv. 1.00
00:37:35.000 That's what you would use? 1.00
00:37:36.000 Fuck yeah, and I'd wrap it! 1.00
00:37:38.000 Feels to me like your fingers would slide right up on the blade. 1.00
00:37:40.000 You'd have one good stab and you'd cut your hand.
00:37:42.000 Not the way I hold it, brother.
00:37:43.000 Well, do you put your thumb over the top?
00:37:45.000 First of all...
00:37:45.000 Like a pen?
00:37:46.000 First of all...
00:37:46.000 Like you're going click-click?
00:37:47.000 When I yard fight, when I get in a yard shanking fest, I'm slicing. 0.57
00:37:52.000 I'm opening you up. 1.00
00:37:54.000 I'm fucking... 1.00
00:37:54.000 I'm unzipping, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:37:56.000 Brian has actually studied knife fighting and knife fighting techniques and what these guys do. 0.99
00:38:00.000 No, I catch him watching these weird videos.
00:38:02.000 He's had a conversation with me.
00:38:02.000 Yeah, he's like, dude, you're like butter.
00:38:04.000 They'll slice you open like butter. 0.96
00:38:05.000 I'll unzip you. 0.96
00:38:06.000 I'll scribe your spine from the front.
00:38:08.000 I gotta go.
00:38:09.000 I can't do this.
00:38:09.000 Bro, I can cut you this way.
00:38:11.000 I'm an adult.
00:38:12.000 I'll open you up this way, brother.
00:38:14.000 I pay taxes.
00:38:15.000 Show me a video on Instagram.
00:38:17.000 Dude, look at this guy deadlifting 600 pounds.
00:38:19.000 I'm like, cool, man.
00:38:21.000 My friend John Rollo was showing me some pictures on his phone.
00:38:25.000 We went to lunch the other day.
00:38:26.000 He was sending me some pictures on his phone of this dude he trains with who's a... 0.77
00:38:30.000 Freak! 0.99
00:38:30.000 Just a freak! 0.99
00:38:32.000 100% natural, tested many times.
00:38:35.000 I'll have to see it. 0.99
00:38:35.000 Homie, he's deadlifting some ungodly amount of weight, like 700 pounds or some shit from behind his back. 0.99
00:38:42.000 Jesus! 1.00
00:38:43.000 Behind his back.
00:38:44.000 He's going like this?
00:38:44.000 Going behind himself and lifting this up.
00:38:46.000 And he's showing this to me.
00:38:47.000 He had 600 pounds on his back for a squat with no hands.
00:38:51.000 He puts his hands like this in front of him.
00:38:53.000 And he does a full deep knee squat with 600 pounds resting while he's in a prayer position.
00:38:58.000 Yeah, yeah, no hands. 0.91
00:38:59.000 He's just crazy.
00:39:00.000 Yeah, like I can do with like a bar by itself. 1.00
00:39:02.000 This motherfucker's got like 600 pounds in squatting like this. 1.00
00:39:05.000 He's insane. 1.00
00:39:06.000 Big country fed white boy? 1.00
00:39:07.000 Giant black guy. 0.99
00:39:08.000 Giant. 0.96
00:39:09.000 Super athlete.
00:39:10.000 The naked gorilla to my left over here, according to your brother, you deadlifted over 700 pounds.
00:39:15.000 Yeah, but not like that. 1.00
00:39:16.000 This dude's doing it like his asshole. 1.00
00:39:19.000 This guy's won 40 world records. 1.00
00:39:22.000 Oh my god.
00:39:22.000 4-0.
00:39:24.000 Oh my god. 0.85
00:39:24.000 Yeah, he's just a freak. 0.85
00:39:26.000 And Rollo was telling me about him.
00:39:28.000 He's like, dude, I'm telling you, this guy breaks almost every...
00:39:30.000 And he's not the heaviest class, so sometimes he competes against people who are heavier than him.
00:39:35.000 And in those cases, he doesn't lift as much.
00:39:37.000 That's so nuts.
00:39:38.000 Did he play any sports or anything?
00:39:39.000 He's just really good at lifting.
00:39:41.000 I forget his name.
00:39:42.000 He's the best at exercising.
00:39:44.000 Unbelievable physical strength.
00:39:46.000 This is what these guys are into, like Mark Bell, you know, Chris Bell, the documentary maker, and his brother Mark from Bigger, Stronger, Faster. 0.97
00:39:52.000 These fucking guys, there's videos, their whole Instagram is like videos of them pushing a new personal record. 0.97
00:39:59.000 They got their fucking elbows all wrapped up, and everything's wrapped up, and Mark's actually got this thing called a slingshot that you put your arm in. 0.99
00:40:06.000 It's like this thick rubber neoprene thing that you bench in, and he's benching 600. Ah! 0.99
00:40:12.000 Ah! 1.00
00:40:12.000 These fucking gorillas rolling. 1.00
00:40:14.000 They're clapping each other. 1.00
00:40:15.000 It's great, right?
00:40:16.000 It's great.
00:40:17.000 It takes like a half hour to get into that suit.
00:40:18.000 They're slapping each other with powder and chalk in the air.
00:40:21.000 And all they're trying to do is just lift heavier and heavier weight.
00:40:24.000 It's crazy.
00:40:25.000 I love it.
00:40:25.000 I take a weightlifting class now from an Olympian guy.
00:40:28.000 No, you don't. 0.99
00:40:28.000 Yes, I fucking do. 0.99
00:40:30.000 Venice Barbell Club. 1.00
00:40:31.000 Yes, I fucking do at the Venice Barbell Club. 0.99
00:40:32.000 How ridiculous is it? 1.00
00:40:34.000 I saw you try to deadlift in Austin and it looked like you were going to die. 1.00
00:40:38.000 Dude, it's so sad.
00:40:38.000 I know.
00:40:39.000 Oh, that was when he was doing like 495. That's that Primal Swolger dude.
00:40:45.000 That dude from Instagram. 0.97
00:40:46.000 It's just ridiculous kettlebell routines.
00:40:48.000 He's one of the Onnit instructors. 1.00
00:40:49.000 And this guy is just stupid strong. 1.00
00:40:52.000 And he was deadlifted. 1.00
00:40:53.000 It was like 450 plus 100 pounds of chains, right?
00:40:56.000 Yes.
00:40:57.000 So it's like $5.50 if you don't really get the full chain.
00:41:01.000 There's some chain left.
00:41:02.000 He's a young warrior who likes the chain.
00:41:05.000 It was great.
00:41:05.000 It was a mouthpiece.
00:41:06.000 It was a goddamn savage. 1.00
00:41:07.000 He always works out in the shortest shorts. 1.00
00:41:09.000 No shirt on.
00:41:10.000 I would too if I was bodied up like that.
00:41:12.000 All the chicks around on it. 1.00
00:41:14.000 No, you're thinking about Juan's brother.
00:41:17.000 The mouthpiece is too much, though.
00:41:18.000 I'm taking a primal swolger.
00:41:20.000 That's who he is on.
00:41:21.000 There he is.
00:41:22.000 No, that's Eric, I think.
00:41:23.000 No, that's the wrong dude, man.
00:41:25.000 That's his brother.
00:41:26.000 Yeah, that's his brother. 0.99
00:41:27.000 But Juan is a beast. 1.00
00:41:28.000 His brother's a beast. 0.99
00:41:29.000 Yeah, I just saw him.
00:41:31.000 Oh, is that the same guy?
00:41:32.000 No, different guy.
00:41:32.000 I'm talking about the other guy who wears glasses over there.
00:41:34.000 But just go to Primal Swolger. 0.93
00:41:36.000 That's him.
00:41:37.000 That's Primal Swolger.
00:41:38.000 Go to his Instagram page.
00:41:41.000 Have you ever noticed in that, when you try to click on Instagram pictures from a Mac, sometimes they don't open up in a new window?
00:41:47.000 The kid's in shape.
00:41:48.000 He's bodied up, bro.
00:41:50.000 Yeah, go to that upper left one. 0.99
00:41:51.000 The kid is in shape.
00:41:52.000 Dude, looks like a ninja turtle.
00:41:54.000 Dude, John Wolf worked me out on it when I was there in Austin. 1.00
00:41:56.000 Goddamn fucking shitty computer screen. 1.00
00:41:59.000 We gotta get a new TV. This TV does not communicate with our computer right. 1.00
00:42:03.000 Just step your game up, son.
00:42:04.000 He does all these, like, flow exercises.
00:42:07.000 Shorts couldn't be smaller and go out in public.
00:42:10.000 Shout out to short shorts. 0.98
00:42:11.000 Shorty shorts. 1.00
00:42:12.000 Jacked as fuck. 1.00
00:42:13.000 What a stud. 1.00
00:42:14.000 Goddamn stud. 1.00
00:42:16.000 A young warrior. 1.00
00:42:16.000 And his brother Juan. 1.00
00:42:17.000 Kettlebell swinging stud.
00:42:18.000 Quad it up, man.
00:42:19.000 His brother Juan is the other head instructor there and forget it.
00:42:22.000 I would never wear a shirt. 1.00
00:42:24.000 John Wolfe is the shit too. 1.00
00:42:25.000 John Wolfe gave me this whole hip series of workouts there. 1.00
00:42:28.000 He gave me this hip thing.
00:42:30.000 It's all bodyweight exercise.
00:42:31.000 It's just extending your foot forward.
00:42:33.000 You do like 10 reps that way and then you do 10 reps like as a sidekick to the side and hold it out in the air.
00:42:39.000 And then you do 10 reps left and then 10 reps right in front of you like you do circles.
00:42:43.000 Did it with him.
00:42:44.000 Amazing!
00:42:45.000 Unbelievable.
00:42:45.000 Then he had me take...
00:42:46.000 John said, let's just work.
00:42:47.000 Yeah.
00:42:47.000 I asked him a question about the mace.
00:42:49.000 And he goes, yeah.
00:42:50.000 And he grabs a 15-pound mace.
00:42:51.000 And I'm like, dude, I'm a lot stronger than 15 pounds. 1.00
00:42:55.000 Give me a fucking break. 1.00
00:42:56.000 Okay. 1.00
00:42:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:57.000 We did five rounds of some crazy shit. 0.99
00:42:59.000 And 15 pounds was simply perfect. 0.99
00:43:02.000 It was more than I could handle.
00:43:04.000 I work out with a 25-pound club.
00:43:06.000 You know those Indian metal clubs?
00:43:08.000 Yeah.
00:43:08.000 A 25-pound steel club.
00:43:10.000 That's it.
00:43:11.000 That's it.
00:43:11.000 25 pounds.
00:43:12.000 That's it. 0.96
00:43:12.000 But when you're doing shit like those things where you're swinging them over your arm like Conan and just holding it in place, it's phenomenal exercise. 0.96
00:43:19.000 And you realize our biggest weakness is the things that are always going bad on people. 0.97
00:43:23.000 And that's the connections.
00:43:24.000 It's not necessarily your biceps, right?
00:43:27.000 It's usually the connection between your bicep and your shoulder, your shoulder to your back.
00:43:31.000 The tendons?
00:43:32.000 Yeah, it's all our connections.
00:43:33.000 And when you're doing things like yoga, and when you're doing things like these club bells, where you're holding these big steel clubs in front of you, and you're swinging them over your head, you're developing very strong tissue in all your shoulder joints, and your elbow joints, and your wrist joints.
00:43:48.000 Because it's constantly manipulating the different...
00:43:52.000 And it's kinetic.
00:43:53.000 ...the different weight of it.
00:43:54.000 I mean, you know, gravity is pulling it this way and that way, and you have to stabilize it.
00:43:58.000 And you're using all these weird muscles that you don't use if you're pushing a Nautilus machine or just doing something simple like a last branch.
00:44:05.000 Yeah, you've got these isolation things where, like, you're holding one thing and you're moving it in a certain way by itself.
00:44:12.000 Like, whether it's kettlebell flows or whether it's using steel clubs.
00:44:17.000 Like, you're controlling, like, all of your different stabilizing muscles in a very unique way.
00:44:23.000 Mm-hmm.
00:44:23.000 Like, holding static positions, too.
00:44:26.000 Like, remember you used to do that one?
00:44:28.000 It's like a yoga exercise where you're on one knee, and you have one leg straight out, and your arms straight ahead, and you just hold that?
00:44:34.000 I just started doing yoga, and I have a whole new respect for yoga. 0.99
00:44:38.000 I mean, I've been doing it now three weeks, and man, it kicks my ass. 0.99
00:44:44.000 It's an hour, and at the 30-minute mark, I'm done. 0.99
00:44:47.000 I gotta leave.
00:44:48.000 I walk out, dude.
00:44:49.000 You haven't been in yoga class that I haven't walked out of.
00:44:52.000 Really?
00:44:52.000 Yeah.
00:44:53.000 You're flexible, right?
00:44:55.000 It's so hot.
00:44:55.000 But you just gotta bring ice water.
00:44:57.000 Wait, I do.
00:44:59.000 Bring ice.
00:44:59.000 After 30 minutes, I get crushed.
00:45:01.000 30 minutes?
00:45:02.000 I get crushed in 30 minutes.
00:45:03.000 It depends on how your body is. 0.98
00:45:04.000 And then I lay there, and it's so goddamn hot. 0.68
00:45:07.000 It's like 110 degrees in there. 0.99
00:45:09.000 It's ridiculous.
00:45:11.000 You gotta stick it out. 0.98
00:45:11.000 No, no, I have no choice. 0.98
00:45:13.000 I have no choice.
00:45:14.000 Every day I'm looking at it.
00:45:15.000 I actually am proud of myself for going.
00:45:19.000 Because that's the hardest yoga class they got at core yoga.
00:45:21.000 They got all different kind of levels.
00:45:23.000 No heat at all.
00:45:24.000 Little bit of heat.
00:45:25.000 I didn't even know it was an accident.
00:45:26.000 It was just perfect.
00:45:27.000 10.30 in the morning.
00:45:28.000 Wake up.
00:45:29.000 I just go right down the street. 1.00
00:45:31.000 And it was just kicking my ass from day one. 0.99
00:45:33.000 Just... 1.00
00:45:33.000 It's crushing me. 1.00
00:45:34.000 I could barely hang.
00:45:37.000 I leave there and I'm too tired to get in the shower.
00:45:40.000 I'm just like dead.
00:45:40.000 Are you good with the cold, Eddie?
00:45:42.000 Can you handle the cold better than you can handle the heat?
00:45:44.000 Yeah, but I want to kill two birds with one stone.
00:45:46.000 I want to stick it out and I want to be able to...
00:45:48.000 I mean, there's old ladies that do it, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:45:50.000 And they're fine.
00:45:51.000 And just holding your arms up in all these poses.
00:45:55.000 Oh, I agree.
00:45:55.000 No wonder yoga chicks have big shoulders and triceps.
00:45:59.000 Or sexy.
00:46:00.000 Oh, man.
00:46:00.000 All those poses, they look so easy in a picture.
00:46:04.000 They look like, oh, they're doing Tai Chi.
00:46:06.000 Try holding your hands up for an hour.
00:46:08.000 Try doing the 90-minute class.
00:46:10.000 That should attest your willpower.
00:46:11.000 No, no, no.
00:46:11.000 An hour is enough for me.
00:46:13.000 I do 90 minutes every week sometimes.
00:46:15.000 I've done it three times in a week.
00:46:16.000 But doing it at least once a week.
00:46:18.000 Sometimes I do.
00:46:19.000 There's a 70-minute class that they do there sometimes.
00:46:21.000 It's really good because they don't talk at all.
00:46:23.000 It's just like, you know, it's for people that already know the positions.
00:46:26.000 She just tells you what to do with the positions.
00:46:27.000 Oh, you just go through that at your pace?
00:46:28.000 No, no, no.
00:46:29.000 You know, she says, like, begin and end.
00:46:31.000 She says what the position is.
00:46:32.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:46:32.000 But none of that.
00:46:34.000 Explaining what to do while it's going on.
00:46:36.000 And there's a little, there's, like, some yoga places, not the one that I go to, but I've been to some when they start talking about, like, the mystical properties of this position.
00:46:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:43.000 So have I. This is good for the ascending colon.
00:46:46.000 I like that shit. 1.00
00:46:46.000 Bitch, you know you didn't go to medical school. 1.00
00:46:48.000 You don't know what that's doing to your colon. 1.00
00:46:50.000 I love it too.
00:46:50.000 Dude, I used to take classes down in Venice and there would be some awesome, awesome, like good-looking dude who would come in in beads and a great body.
00:46:58.000 He was a yogi.
00:46:59.000 There's one guy, I can't remember his name.
00:47:01.000 He was the greatest.
00:47:01.000 He would teach and the girls all loved him and he would adjust you.
00:47:05.000 And I swear to God, you'd get into a position and I love that.
00:47:23.000 Yeah, they would start singing.
00:47:25.000 And he had a great voice, and I'd be like, I was like, I'm resonating with his voice.
00:47:29.000 I dig that.
00:47:30.000 I give myself over.
00:47:31.000 Dude, last one I was at, I haven't been back since, I was at this hot yoga, I don't say where, it was a 90 minute class, and there were, for whatever reason, that day, that morning, there was just hot chicks everywhere. 0.99
00:47:41.000 And it was this dude comes in, and the girl next to me goes, he's strict, he's known for being strict.
00:47:46.000 I'm like, well, it's yoga, so let's relax.
00:47:47.000 We go in there, dude, 10 minutes into it, Calls me out.
00:47:52.000 Brendan, eyes up front.
00:47:53.000 Let's not gawk.
00:47:54.000 Let's not gawk.
00:47:55.000 Oh, no!
00:47:55.000 Swear to God.
00:47:56.000 Let's not gawk?
00:47:57.000 No, I'm balls deep in trying to get my hamstring on.
00:48:02.000 So it was unwarranted?
00:48:04.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:48:05.000 Wow.
00:48:06.000 And it was super embarrassing.
00:48:07.000 I was like, Hey, man. 1.00
00:48:10.000 Hey, you fuck. 1.00
00:48:12.000 I know. 1.00
00:48:12.000 I'll punch that y'all in his face. 1.00
00:48:14.000 Because I was switching legs and I didn't know what everyone else, what we were doing. 1.00
00:48:17.000 I was so into it.
00:48:18.000 And so I looked around to see what they were doing.
00:48:20.000 He's like, eyes up front.
00:48:21.000 Brendan, eyes up front.
00:48:22.000 Let's not gawk.
00:48:23.000 Let's not gawk.
00:48:25.000 That would make me so mad because I would be gawking. 0.79
00:48:27.000 What a shitty thing to say if you weren't actually doing that.
00:48:30.000 Do you think he's just hating?
00:48:32.000 I'm not sure what's going on.
00:48:33.000 I haven't been back.
00:48:34.000 It kind of hurt my feelings.
00:48:36.000 That's embarrassing.
00:48:36.000 Well, there was a guy that used to teach yoga at my place, and he was like real sort of hardcore, like a very intense dude.
00:48:43.000 And he would teach it.
00:48:45.000 The class had a totally different vibe.
00:48:47.000 I got along good with him, but his vibe was different.
00:48:51.000 His vibe was like, you're going to have to tough this out.
00:48:54.000 It was military style, right?
00:48:55.000 Yeah, it was a little weird.
00:48:56.000 Yeah, come on, man.
00:48:57.000 We're just stretching.
00:48:58.000 That's how this guy was.
00:48:58.000 I want to calm down.
00:48:59.000 I don't want to be aggressive.
00:49:00.000 Right?
00:49:01.000 And this guy was saying, he goes, you can only get water when I tell you to get water.
00:49:05.000 And he goes, once that door shuts, no one can leave.
00:49:08.000 So go now.
00:49:09.000 Yeah, this guy did that, too. 0.99
00:49:10.000 It's fucking yoga. 0.99
00:49:11.000 I don't like that. 1.00
00:49:11.000 There's a guy, Brian Kest, who is one of the more famous guys. 1.00
00:49:14.000 He was really smart about it because he opened up his school in Los Angeles.
00:49:18.000 He studied for many years.
00:49:19.000 And he said, oh, no, all are welcome and there's no money.
00:49:23.000 And people are like, what?
00:49:24.000 And he goes, just donation if you want.
00:49:26.000 No big deal.
00:49:27.000 Yeah, the place I used to go to had that.
00:49:28.000 Yeah, and you just donate, but he made millions.
00:49:31.000 Did he make bank?
00:49:31.000 Because what happens is people go all the time, and they're like...
00:49:35.000 They feel good.
00:49:36.000 Yeah, you're not even asking for money.
00:49:38.000 The class is open to everyone.
00:49:39.000 First come, first serve.
00:49:40.000 Totally democratic. 0.99
00:49:41.000 And what you do is people don't like taking shit for free, most people. 0.99
00:49:44.000 Most people are like, you know what? 1.00
00:49:45.000 I'm going to give you a hundred fucking bucks today. 0.99
00:49:47.000 Because I really appreciate- I would do that. 0.99
00:49:50.000 I give to NPR because I listen for free all the time.
00:49:53.000 So whenever they have their drives, I give it to them.
00:49:55.000 Eddie, where are you getting news from?
00:49:56.000 Are you kidding me?
00:49:57.000 Hey, how about- Wait a minute.
00:50:00.000 How about the fights?
00:50:02.000 We're two hours deep. 0.99
00:50:03.000 I was going to say that, but the Bikram yoga guy got fucked, right? 0.99
00:50:06.000 Wasn't he trying to rub his bone around girls and stuff? 0.99
00:50:09.000 Well, it was a lot of that, yeah, apparently.
00:50:11.000 Bikram, Bikram.
00:50:12.000 He also walked around in a Rolls Royce and he had a speed on.
00:50:17.000 I mean, I've been to his main college.
00:50:19.000 They interviewed him.
00:50:19.000 They asked him about it.
00:50:20.000 He says, lies, lies, lies. 0.99
00:50:22.000 And then he said, women will pay one million dollars for one drop of my sperm. 1.00
00:50:27.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:50:27.000 And the lady was like, what? 1.00
00:50:28.000 He goes, one drop of my sperm. 0.64
00:50:30.000 One million dollars. 1.00
00:50:32.000 Damn. 1.00
00:50:32.000 Damn. 1.00
00:50:32.000 And he was just saying that they were liars and that's all nonsense. 1.00
00:50:36.000 He was a badass. 1.00
00:50:37.000 His wife was high as shit. 1.00
00:50:38.000 He drove around in a Rolls Royce. 1.00
00:50:39.000 He made millions of dollars.
00:50:40.000 He was the one who came up with hotbox yoga.
00:50:43.000 Bikram yoga, right?
00:50:44.000 Well, not really.
00:50:46.000 Apparently they had been doing that even in the same positions for the longest time.
00:50:50.000 Well, India is so hot anyway.
00:50:52.000 He promoted it in the United States in a big way.
00:50:55.000 He used to be a bodybuilder.
00:50:56.000 He used to lift weights.
00:50:57.000 He was jacked.
00:50:58.000 There's pictures of him back when he was young.
00:51:00.000 He was jacked.
00:51:01.000 Awesome.
00:51:01.000 He yells at you.
00:51:02.000 He would yell at you.
00:51:03.000 He's great. 1.00
00:51:04.000 He's slinging dick and giving out fucking back massages. 1.00
00:51:07.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:51:08.000 Everybody's in there.
00:51:09.000 In a Speedo.
00:51:11.000 The greatest. 1.00
00:51:12.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:51:14.000 He's wearing that to scare the guys away. 1.00
00:51:17.000 You know what I mean?
00:51:18.000 Let me scare the dudes away. 0.98
00:51:20.000 I used to take classes all the time.
00:51:21.000 It's so hot in there, man.
00:51:22.000 You want to wear something like that.
00:51:23.000 You don't want to have anything on.
00:51:25.000 It's so hot.
00:51:26.000 I wear little shorts.
00:51:27.000 Little short shorts.
00:51:28.000 They're like Primal Swolgers shorts.
00:51:31.000 That's what I wear in my yoga class.
00:51:32.000 I like to wear a Zumba.
00:51:34.000 I just wear board shorts and a Roots of Fight tank top.
00:51:38.000 I don't wear a shirt.
00:51:40.000 No way.
00:51:40.000 It's too hot.
00:51:41.000 It's too hot.
00:51:41.000 I'll come do one with you.
00:51:42.000 I love that.
00:51:42.000 No one in my class wears a shirt.
00:51:44.000 Chicks have to though. 1.00
00:51:45.000 They have to wear more.
00:51:46.000 Poor girls. 1.00
00:51:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:48.000 But yeah, they're all in bikinis and shit. 1.00
00:51:50.000 Do you do the Bikram poses? 1.00
00:51:51.000 Do the whole deal, man.
00:51:52.000 Do the whole deal.
00:51:53.000 It's no joke.
00:51:54.000 It's not easy.
00:51:55.000 An hour and a half will get to you.
00:51:56.000 You gotta hydrate.
00:51:57.000 That's a big thing.
00:51:59.000 You gotta hydrate in the morning.
00:52:00.000 When I get up in the morning, as soon as I get up, I start drinking water.
00:52:03.000 It's big.
00:52:03.000 Gotta drink a lot of water before I get there.
00:52:05.000 I take a bunch of shroom tech, eat some fruit.
00:52:08.000 I just roll out of bed at 10-15 and just get in my car.
00:52:11.000 I sweat all day.
00:52:12.000 That's why you quit in 30 minutes. 1.00
00:52:13.000 You gotta prepare for that shit. 1.00
00:52:14.000 It's an ordeal. 1.00
00:52:15.000 It's a fucking serious ordeal. 0.98
00:52:17.000 Sitting in them squats? 0.97
00:52:18.000 But I'll tell you what, man, it's done wonders for my back, wonders for my flexibility, wonders for my joints, like joint pain. 1.00
00:52:26.000 It's the shit. 1.00
00:52:27.000 And for your brain, too, man. 1.00
00:52:29.000 And at our age, we have no choice.
00:52:31.000 We have no choice.
00:52:32.000 You have to do yoga.
00:52:33.000 Unless you want to be that guy that's 75 and can walk on his hands.
00:52:37.000 Check out Iyengar.
00:52:37.000 You don't want to be that 75-year-old that can barely get to the TV. You ever seen Iyengar?
00:52:42.000 Iyengar yoga is no joke.
00:52:43.000 Bring up Iyengar. 1.00
00:52:45.000 Take a look at what he's doing at 70. Take a look at this motherfucker. 1.00
00:52:48.000 How do you say his name? 1.00
00:52:49.000 Iyengar.
00:52:50.000 Iyengar is... 0.86
00:52:51.000 I-A-Y... Iyengar. 0.99
00:52:56.000 A-N-G-A-R. I-Y-E-N-G-A-R. He's no fucking joke, dude. 1.00
00:53:01.000 Is he your boyfriend? 0.99
00:53:02.000 Is he your new boyfriend? 1.00
00:53:03.000 No, this motherfucker does. 1.00
00:53:04.000 Isn't he your new boyfriend? 1.00
00:53:05.000 No, he's older!
00:53:07.000 Yes.
00:53:09.000 But his students...
00:53:10.000 That's homophobic.
00:53:11.000 This show is now homophobic.
00:53:13.000 Congratulations.
00:53:14.000 What have you done to us? 1.00
00:53:15.000 Let's take a look at this motherfucker, what he did when he was younger. 1.00
00:53:17.000 The poses he would hold at 75. I'm trying to find that guy. 1.00
00:53:21.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:53:22.000 It's stupid. 0.99
00:53:23.000 And how old is he now? 1.00
00:53:25.000 Is he dead?
00:53:25.000 Old, but...
00:53:26.000 No, come on. 0.85
00:53:27.000 Powerful dad bod. 1.00
00:53:28.000 Fuck you, Brad. 1.00
00:53:29.000 Not a great bod. 1.00
00:53:29.000 That guy's sexy as fuck. 1.00
00:53:31.000 But his buddies, his buddies are fucking... 1.00
00:53:33.000 If you were on ecstasy, you'd let him just rub all over you. 1.00
00:53:35.000 Look at him, but he would do some crazy shit, dude. 1.00
00:53:37.000 This fool's gut and tits. 1.00
00:53:39.000 This is the guy you're telling me is so impressive? 1.00
00:53:42.000 Brian was so high on this guy.
00:53:43.000 I'll tell you right now.
00:53:44.000 Watch this, though.
00:53:44.000 I'll tell you right now, Brian, this is not impressive.
00:53:47.000 Watch this guy. 0.99
00:53:47.000 That flat ass ain't impressive. 0.99
00:53:48.000 No, no, watch the shit he does. 1.00
00:53:50.000 Okay, I'm watching. 1.00
00:53:51.000 When he was really old, he was doing... 0.99
00:53:53.000 Where's his butt, bro? 0.97
00:53:53.000 You gotta see him do the scorpion pose. 0.97
00:53:55.000 Where's that? 1.00
00:53:56.000 Look at that ass! 1.00
00:53:56.000 That's the worst body I've ever seen. 1.00
00:53:58.000 Look at his feet!
00:53:59.000 It's the worst body I've ever seen. 1.00
00:54:00.000 Where's his butt, bro? 0.99
00:54:01.000 Dude, this is 76 before people really lifted weights. 1.00
00:54:03.000 This motherfucker's doing basic yoga! 1.00
00:54:05.000 My yoga teacher would fuck this guy into the ground stretching. 1.00
00:54:08.000 Okay, I don't think you were correct. 0.99
00:54:10.000 Because that right there is pretty god damn impressive.
00:54:12.000 That's pretty good.
00:54:13.000 Oh, no, no. 1.00
00:54:13.000 He does way more crazy shit. 1.00
00:54:14.000 Look at his tits hanging to the sides. 1.00
00:54:16.000 See, the thing about this guy, though, is he's built like a popsicle stick. 1.00
00:54:19.000 And when you're built like a popsicle stick, you can put your body into weird positions.
00:54:23.000 Yeah.
00:54:24.000 Because you don't have any muscle to stop it.
00:54:25.000 Like, there's certain poses, you know this one?
00:54:27.000 Where you go under the arms and you- I can't do it.
00:54:30.000 Exactly.
00:54:31.000 It's not happening.
00:54:32.000 It's not happening.
00:54:33.000 There's too much meat involved.
00:54:34.000 See, I keep it right here, Joe.
00:54:35.000 Yeah.
00:54:35.000 I keep it right here.
00:54:36.000 That's what it is.
00:54:37.000 I try it, though, because even in trying it, you're getting to stretch, but I don't think there's enough physical real estate in my troll-sized arms to fit in there.
00:54:45.000 That's all I got. 0.95
00:54:46.000 We gotta see him do the scorpion poses and shit. 0.99
00:54:48.000 He was the guy who would do... 0.99
00:54:50.000 Well, I think we found our new movement, Coach.
00:54:52.000 Well, women and people with long arms can definitely get their arms in better positions like that because they have more to work with. 1.00
00:54:58.000 But that also comes up in jiu-jitsu, right?
00:55:00.000 In jiu-jitsu, like, the ability to get darces and...
00:55:03.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:55:04.000 Eddie can do that. 1.00
00:55:05.000 Yeah, Eddie, I think Eddie can do this shit. 1.00
00:55:06.000 Yeah, you can do that. 1.00
00:55:08.000 Yeah, you can, Eddie.
00:55:09.000 No, I can't.
00:55:09.000 I can't put my leg behind my head like that.
00:55:10.000 Look at this shit. 1.00
00:55:11.000 Just dudes who can triangle themselves like that. 1.00
00:55:13.000 It's not that freaky.
00:55:14.000 That's pretty freaky.
00:55:16.000 He's old, bro.
00:55:16.000 Come on, bro.
00:55:17.000 That's freaky. 1.00
00:55:17.000 That guy's old as fuck. 1.00
00:55:18.000 You know why he's doing this? 1.00
00:55:19.000 Because he's thinking about how much dick he's going to swing after this video's done. 1.00
00:55:22.000 Dude, he was doing this shit when he was 70. He's getting warmed up. 1.00
00:55:25.000 He's like, I'm going to fuck like this. 1.00
00:55:27.000 Let me show you. 1.00
00:55:28.000 I get two feet on the ground and up like my dick is my legs. 1.00
00:55:32.000 That's how I'm fucking. 1.00
00:55:34.000 I think he's still alive, but at 75, he was doing scorpion pose. 0.99
00:55:38.000 He was on his elbows like this.
00:55:40.000 See? 1.00
00:55:40.000 Eat my ass pose. 1.00
00:55:41.000 Oh, look at his ass. 1.00
00:55:43.000 I double triangle suck my cock. 1.00
00:55:45.000 Kellen, he is not alive, bro. 1.00
00:55:47.000 Dude, he's never gonna die.
00:55:48.000 This is in 76. He's immortal.
00:55:50.000 He's holding his weight.
00:55:51.000 He's 100 years old here. 1.00
00:55:53.000 His ass has deteriorated. 1.00
00:55:55.000 He's 30 years old in this video. 1.00
00:55:57.000 His ass going inward. 1.00
00:55:58.000 Wow, that's amazing. 1.00
00:55:59.000 He's 30 years old in this video. 0.99
00:56:00.000 Dude, look at this fucking spinal flexibility, though. 0.99
00:56:02.000 That is incredible. 1.00
00:56:03.000 Yeah, don't fuck with Iyengar. 1.00
00:56:04.000 What'd I just say? 1.00
00:56:05.000 That is incredible.
00:56:06.000 He honeydicked you into thinking it was no big deal. 1.00
00:56:09.000 This is gobble my own cock. 1.00
00:56:11.000 I can fit him in a suitcase right there. 1.00
00:56:13.000 I can fit him in a tote right now.
00:56:14.000 Gobble, gobble, gobble. 0.99
00:56:15.000 I can bring him in a tote and be like, I brought my fucking yoga instructor, everybody. 1.00
00:56:20.000 Gobble from here. 0.99
00:56:21.000 Gobble from here.
00:56:22.000 And I lick my toes as well for extra stimulation. 0.57
00:56:25.000 Extra stimulation. 0.56
00:56:26.000 Back to center gobble.
00:56:28.000 The Chinese say you're as old as your spine. 0.76
00:56:31.000 This is how I gobble from my backside.
00:56:33.000 Notice not a lot of spinal movement.
00:56:36.000 Just gobble.
00:56:38.000 Look at that.
00:56:39.000 He's talking.
00:56:40.000 By the way, talking to you the whole time. 0.99
00:56:41.000 Teaching you the whole fucking time. 0.99
00:56:42.000 This is what I'm thinking of. 1.00
00:56:43.000 Coming in my own mouth.
00:56:44.000 Maybe.
00:56:44.000 Not sure.
00:56:48.000 Not today.
00:56:49.000 Today you don't deserve it.
00:56:50.000 Today's stretch.
00:56:52.000 Fear the burn. 1.00
00:56:54.000 Aw, one finger on his fucking toe, bros! 1.00
00:56:57.000 Okay. 1.00
00:56:57.000 This is not that impressive, Brian. 1.00
00:56:59.000 Fuck this guy. 1.00
00:56:59.000 You know what you rarely see, though? 1.00
00:57:01.000 That's amazing.
00:57:01.000 You rarely see people that are built, like jacked people, that are really good at yoga.
00:57:06.000 There are a couple guys.
00:57:07.000 I want to see someone.
00:57:08.000 Shoemaker. 0.96
00:57:08.000 I mean, I know that Hickson, when he was young, was pretty fucking fit. 0.96
00:57:12.000 Not like that, though. 0.92
00:57:14.000 Oh, dude.
00:57:14.000 He was 190, 195. But he was way better at yoga than most people know.
00:57:20.000 Yes. 0.99
00:57:20.000 Like, Hickson did amazing shit. 0.99
00:57:22.000 He used to be able to stand in a full split on a balancing bar with his leg totally straight up in the air. 1.00
00:57:27.000 Damn. 1.00
00:57:27.000 On a balancing bar. 1.00
00:57:28.000 There's videos of him doing it in Santa Monica. 0.99
00:57:30.000 He's standing on a balancing bar with one leg, grabs his other foot, and extends it over his fucking head. 1.00
00:57:35.000 Hickson was a freak. 1.00
00:57:35.000 A younger American student. 1.00
00:57:37.000 Some of those American students got muscular. 0.99
00:57:38.000 Some of those American students, like this guy Shoemaker, who I took a class from, holy shit, built like a brick. 0.98
00:57:44.000 Who's dominating the yoga game now? 1.00
00:57:46.000 Is there like one dude just killing the game like my boy Bikram?
00:57:48.000 There's still a bunch of Bikram Studios.
00:57:50.000 They're all over the place.
00:57:50.000 But I gotta think that that guy being so crazy and all the crazy stuff that he gets in trouble with and all the assault allegations, whether or not they're true.
00:57:59.000 You know the other thing that he did?
00:58:01.000 You know the tax evasion thing? 0.96
00:58:02.000 Where they found a bunch of, like a warehouse filled with Ferraris and B- At least and shit. 0.91
00:58:07.000 And he said that he was opening up a school for children to teach them auto repair. 0.96
00:58:12.000 So that's why, I mean, come on, bro.
00:58:15.000 That's amazing.
00:58:16.000 He's awesome.
00:58:17.000 He's amazing.
00:58:18.000 And he's a yoga guy. 0.98
00:58:19.000 Like, everything's so fucked up about it. 0.97
00:58:21.000 Like, he's supposed to be peace and love and prosperity and it's important to spirituality, not the money. 1.00
00:58:25.000 No, fuck that. 1.00
00:58:27.000 He's like, multi-millionaire teaching stretching. 1.00
00:58:30.000 It's great.
00:58:31.000 Yeah, now I think he just stays in India now. 1.00
00:58:33.000 He says, fuck America. 1.00
00:58:35.000 Is there anyone else killing the game like that? 1.00
00:58:37.000 Not really.
00:58:38.000 No, not that I think of.
00:58:40.000 Shiva Ray, Max Strom.
00:58:42.000 There are a lot of guys who have a really great reputation who have a lot of students.
00:58:45.000 There was an older lady that taught at Bikram that was pretty famous. 0.99
00:58:50.000 Danny knows her.
00:58:51.000 She went to do her own thing? 0.99
00:58:52.000 She's like 80 and she's in tremendous shape.
00:58:54.000 Oh, isn't she the lady that runs the place Golden Bridge or something like that in LA? Yes. 1.00
00:59:00.000 She's like a Kundalini master, right?
00:59:02.000 Yes, that's her.
00:59:03.000 Kundalini. 0.99
00:59:04.000 Kundalini is the shit that the people who do it, and even Denny says, you can have psychedelic experiences on it. 0.99
00:59:10.000 That if you do it and you get into a certain state where you do the yoga over and over again to enough, you can actually stimulate that part in your brain that produces DMT. I'm just trying to get a stretch, man. 0.99
00:59:20.000 Eddie, your friend, the lady that you went to Egypt with, wasn't she able to do that?
00:59:25.000 She was able to do that, right?
00:59:27.000 She would tell you she'd have psychedelic experiences.
00:59:29.000 So that's two people that we know. 0.59
00:59:31.000 She would headbang.
00:59:31.000 Yeah.
00:59:31.000 She would headbang at four in the morning to shake up the, I don't know, maybe the DMT? I don't know.
00:59:37.000 She sounds stable.
00:59:38.000 But she wanted to shake up.
00:59:40.000 Four in the morning, she'd be headbanging.
00:59:43.000 Oh, my God.
00:59:45.000 I know, it's funny, right?
00:59:47.000 She was into it. 1.00
00:59:48.000 Well, but the thing is, like, your brain does produce that shit. 1.00
00:59:51.000 And so these people that say they know how to do it, it's not outside the realm of possibility. 0.99
00:59:55.000 Like, it might be possible for you to figure out a way to do it.
00:59:58.000 I've never done it.
00:59:58.000 I've only done it through the drug itself.
01:00:00.000 But there's gotta be a way to get your brain to do it.
01:00:03.000 I had a, I've, well, it sounds, I don't even know how to explain this, but I swear to God, like, there was a period of time when I was practicing Taekwondo so much, and I was like, you know how you get to a point where you practice enough where you can think your kick out?
01:00:15.000 I know you're going to laugh at this.
01:00:17.000 I swear to God.
01:00:18.000 If you're going to tell me you started releasing DMT throwing real kicks.
01:00:21.000 Before you say anything, I'm going to tell you, whatever you're saying, I'm going to have a problem with it.
01:00:31.000 You left off at when I used to practice Taekwondo so much.
01:00:35.000 I'm going deep, but I think the way I was stretching my body opened up something where I went, I kicked, and I swear to God, it's going to sound weird, but from that point on, I got way neater with the way I kept my room and the way I kept my car, and it made sense to me.
01:00:50.000 Something aligned.
01:00:53.000 And there was like a...
01:00:54.000 That's a lot of Taekwondo right there.
01:00:55.000 This sounds like such a drug-induced thing, but something happened there.
01:00:59.000 And then I saw God.
01:00:59.000 I thought you were going to say that you were throwing so many kicks at your arm, you were just punching way harder, like that movie Rookie of the Year.
01:01:05.000 Well, I felled a tree.
01:01:06.000 I felled a tree.
01:01:07.000 A tree was in the way, and I side-kicked a tree over.
01:01:09.000 I don't see any stevia, my man.
01:01:10.000 A giant oak.
01:01:11.000 No Steve?
01:01:12.000 All right.
01:01:12.000 All right.
01:01:13.000 We'll do it dry today.
01:01:14.000 We'll do it dry. 1.00
01:01:15.000 Fuck it. 1.00
01:01:15.000 We'll do it dry. 1.00
01:01:16.000 We'll do it dry.
01:01:17.000 We'll do it dry.
01:01:18.000 Hey man, are we gonna talk about the fights, guys?
01:01:20.000 What fights? 0.99
01:01:21.000 The fuck? 1.00
01:01:22.000 Enough about Kundalini and Iyengar. 1.00
01:01:25.000 I was looking forward to seeing Hickson do yoga.
01:01:27.000 Yeah, let's watch that.
01:01:29.000 Brock Lesnar forms the UFC of retirement from MMA. Remove from drug testing pull.
01:01:34.000 That's what I would do too if I wanted to take drugs.
01:01:36.000 Just saying.
01:01:37.000 He looks good though.
01:01:38.000 If I wanted...
01:01:38.000 If I wanted to get super jacked again, I'm like, listen.
01:01:41.000 That's exactly what you should do.
01:01:42.000 I'll come back.
01:01:43.000 Someday.
01:01:44.000 Someday we'll work out a deal. 1.00
01:01:45.000 But for now, I'm going to toss bitches on their head. 1.00
01:01:47.000 I like to do that when I weigh about 340. For real. 1.00
01:01:50.000 Well, Brendan and I were talking about how I like TRT for people like Anderson Silva.
01:01:56.000 I want Anderson to take testosterone and whatever it takes because I want to see the old Anderson.
01:02:01.000 You don't like the dad bod?
01:02:02.000 No, and I'm serious.
01:02:03.000 For me, a great like that, who's obviously getting older, I want to see him fight at the best he can.
01:02:10.000 I miss his incredible skill set.
01:02:12.000 And by the way, if he's got the mind, he understands fighting on such a deep level, his body might just not be responding as fast as his mind wants to.
01:02:21.000 I want to catch his body up to his mind.
01:02:24.000 Yeah, but that's because you're supposed to end your career when your body doesn't react the same.
01:02:27.000 Look, you can make an argument for the Vitor Belfort School of MMA. You know, because that's what you get.
01:02:33.000 You get the old veteran with the young body.
01:02:35.000 Yeah, I'm talking about when Brian... 0.95
01:02:38.000 Vitor rather was at the peak of his like most latest cycle right when he knocked out Luke Rockhold when he fucked up Michael Bisping dude when he knocked out Dan Henderson the first round he was a goddamn force of science yeah, and that's what he was he was unbelievable training a lifetime of skill all that stuff is important first right a lifetime of skill a lifetime of technique ridiculous ferocious warrior spirit right he's motherfucking Vitor Belfort then you add in Synthetic 0.97
01:03:09.000 testosterone, and you get a monster. 0.97
01:03:12.000 That's what you got.
01:03:12.000 I'm telling you, that guy, to this day, that period, I think is one of the scariest fighters that has ever fought in the sport.
01:03:20.000 I think TRT Vitor is one of the fucking scariest guys that ever did MMA. Definitely best 185 on planet Earth at the time.
01:03:27.000 He was for a while, man.
01:03:28.000 I think so.
01:03:28.000 He was terrifying.
01:03:30.000 Dude, he was fearless.
01:03:31.000 He destroyed Rockhold. 1.00
01:03:32.000 We all kicked him in the fucking head. 1.00
01:03:34.000 We all kicked both of them. 1.00
01:03:36.000 He threw two wheel kicks in his whole career.
01:03:39.000 One of them he missed with Luke Rockhold, the other one he hit him in the face.
01:03:42.000 We never saw that from him before.
01:03:44.000 He threw some kicks, he threw some knees, but he was more of a boxing-style fighter.
01:03:48.000 And then fucked up Bisping's eye with a kick. 0.68
01:03:50.000 Yeah, a head kick. 0.98
01:03:51.000 Bisping can never be the same.
01:03:52.000 Well, Bisping's having some issues before that as well, but that definitely didn't help.
01:03:55.000 That eye doesn't help anybody.
01:03:56.000 No, it didn't help. 0.98
01:03:58.000 Look, Vitor was a monster, man. 0.91
01:04:00.000 When he destroyed Henderson. 0.64
01:04:01.000 Look at him now, like his last fight, even with Weidman.
01:04:06.000 He's just not the same animal.
01:04:07.000 He's going to fight Kelvin.
01:04:08.000 Kelvin Gaslam in Brazil.
01:04:11.000 Yeah, what do you think about that?
01:04:12.000 Why do you think being in Brazil is a big deal?
01:04:15.000 I can get some help to regulate his body back to where it was.
01:04:18.000 What are you saying?
01:04:19.000 Because when you get all testosterone, your body starts producing estrogen and all that, and you can't get it back.
01:04:23.000 If SADA goes to Brazil, right?
01:04:25.000 They're going to go to Brazil, for sure.
01:04:26.000 They should go to Brazil, yeah.
01:04:26.000 They just won't go a lot.
01:04:28.000 They won't be there all the time.
01:04:30.000 And with Jose Aldo, when they tried testing him, they made the guy, he had to stay at customs.
01:04:35.000 They wouldn't let him leave.
01:04:36.000 It was super weird.
01:04:37.000 Well, tell the whole story.
01:04:38.000 Do you know the whole story?
01:04:39.000 You got this.
01:04:40.000 The first time they came, he wouldn't do it.
01:04:49.000 Jesus Christ.
01:05:03.000 Like, you get home from training, and they're like, we want to test you.
01:05:05.000 Can I take a shower?
01:05:06.000 I can't take my eyes off you.
01:05:08.000 They're that way for a reason, though.
01:05:09.000 Yeah, it's because people are cheating.
01:05:11.000 So anyway, the Aldo guy, they're trying to deport him.
01:05:17.000 They're trying to kick him out of Brazil.
01:05:19.000 They're literally trying to get him out of there.
01:05:20.000 They're trying to say, you don't have any authority to test us.
01:05:23.000 You're not even from this country. 1.00
01:05:25.000 They're throwing the kitchen sink at him.
01:05:27.000 Then, finally, the next day, they get him to test.
01:05:29.000 He gives him a test, and then he trips and spills it.
01:05:33.000 Who does it?
01:05:34.000 Aldo?
01:05:35.000 It's fantastic.
01:05:36.000 It's like, what?
01:05:38.000 There you go.
01:05:39.000 And then, so he has to give him another one.
01:05:40.000 Mm-hmm.
01:05:41.000 Interesting.
01:05:42.000 And then what happened?
01:05:42.000 It doesn't mean anything.
01:05:43.000 He didn't fail.
01:05:45.000 It doesn't mean anything, but it's all, like, these guys, like, Vanderlei runs away from the guy.
01:05:50.000 Yeah.
01:05:50.000 They come to his gym.
01:05:51.000 We're good to go.
01:05:52.000 Takes off.
01:05:53.000 Sure.
01:05:53.000 You know?
01:05:54.000 Which is the most... 0.99
01:05:54.000 He got fucked more than anybody ever in the history of that. 0.99
01:05:57.000 Ever. 1.00
01:05:57.000 Because they banned him for life, which is insane. 1.00
01:05:59.000 It's insane.
01:06:00.000 100% insane.
01:06:01.000 Did they reverse that?
01:06:01.000 Nope.
01:06:02.000 Well, they did. 0.99
01:06:03.000 They made it unconstitutional or whatever the fuck they did. 0.93
01:06:05.000 They said it was illegal, but they haven't reinstated him. 0.96
01:06:08.000 No.
01:06:08.000 But did you see they're about to give Cyborg exemption?
01:06:13.000 Did you see that?
01:06:14.000 They figured out whatever it is that she has, whatever personal medical issue that she has, and that this drug does help that personal medical issue. 0.54
01:06:23.000 And since it's not necessarily a performance-enhancing drug, What it is, it's a diuretic.
01:06:29.000 It also helps when women start experiencing effects from androgens.
01:06:37.000 It mitigates some of the negative effects of androgens.
01:06:40.000 There's a bunch of different properties that these different diuretics have.
01:06:45.000 And whatever her condition is, apparently they're examining a testosterone therapeutic use exemption.
01:06:51.000 And it looks like she won't be suspended as long.
01:06:53.000 Which exonerates her.
01:06:54.000 And all of us Who said that she was doing something she shouldn't have been doing.
01:06:58.000 But we don't know what the reasons why she was doing it in the first place are, but we know that...
01:07:02.000 In her background, though, it's not crazy to assume other things.
01:07:07.000 But that Duran to me, as soon as she won, she's like, oh, everything's all good.
01:07:10.000 Like, how do you...
01:07:11.000 Cyborg, she's ready to go. 1.00
01:07:12.000 My fucking hand hurts. 0.99
01:07:13.000 I'm down a little while. 0.99
01:07:15.000 Yeah, isn't that crazy?
01:07:16.000 You're talking about a 46-time world Muay Thai champion, right?
01:07:20.000 A 46-0 in Muay Thai, 10-time world Muay Thai champion.
01:07:23.000 And you bring up Cyborg, and she's like, Jesus, my hand is killing me.
01:07:26.000 Before that, she was all good.
01:07:28.000 She's like, world champion, you're going to fight Cyborg. 0.85
01:07:29.000 She's not afraid of Cyborg.
01:07:31.000 You think she's afraid of Cyborg?
01:07:32.000 No, no.
01:07:33.000 She's not afraid of Cyborg.
01:07:34.000 No, but you can't say that right after a fight.
01:07:37.000 I don't think she's afraid of anybody.
01:07:39.000 Maybe that's the truth.
01:07:39.000 Maybe her hand was broken.
01:07:40.000 She's such a savage. 1.00
01:07:40.000 I'm sure it is the truth. 1.00
01:07:41.000 I'm going to fight with her. 0.95
01:07:42.000 I'm going to hit the broken hand, then I'm going to fix it out. 1.00
01:07:43.000 She could go in there with an AK-47 and Cyborg would knock her face off. 0.99
01:07:48.000 Do you think so? 0.99
01:07:49.000 Yes.
01:07:49.000 Say that again?
01:07:51.000 It's not.
01:07:51.000 Say that again?
01:07:51.000 Cyborg's going to destroy her.
01:07:53.000 Isn't she a 10-time Muay Thai champion? 1.00
01:07:57.000 I do not care.
01:07:57.000 I do not care.
01:07:58.000 It doesn't matter?
01:08:00.000 It does matter.
01:08:01.000 Well, you saw what Cyborg fought.
01:08:02.000 Jorina Barge, right?
01:08:03.000 Jorina Barge, you know, won the fight. 1.00
01:08:06.000 Cyborg was very brave for taking that fight.
01:08:09.000 She landed some huge shots. 1.00
01:08:10.000 She did.
01:08:11.000 But that's also straight kickbox.
01:08:13.000 It's also big gloves, right?
01:08:14.000 Yes.
01:08:14.000 And Cyborg, people forget how strong she is, how good she is on the ground, and the way she hits.
01:08:20.000 Those kicks aren't going to do shit. 0.98
01:08:22.000 Enjoy that, Duranomy. 0.99
01:08:23.000 Damn, Duranomy was impressive. 0.98
01:08:26.000 I just feel like that's... 0.99
01:08:27.000 Damn, you're that sure? 0.98
01:08:29.000 I'm 100%... 0.99
01:08:30.000 What?
01:08:30.000 Cut to Brennan Shaw's Kiss of Death.
01:08:32.000 She's the champion! 1.00
01:08:34.000 Cut to Holly Bronda. 0.96
01:08:36.000 Because Eddie Alvarez is a big problem for Connor.
01:08:39.000 You didn't say that, did you?
01:08:40.000 I did say that.
01:08:41.000 Cut to Connor hasn't sold me yet.
01:08:45.000 Who's he fought?
01:08:47.000 Who's he fought? 0.99
01:08:48.000 You guys see the fucking Connor Mayweather thing? 0.98
01:08:50.000 It's getting close. 0.99
01:08:51.000 They're saying that it's like literally agreed upon.
01:08:53.000 Amazing.
01:08:54.000 So what do you think's gonna happen?
01:08:55.000 Do you think that he's gonna run into an issue with the UFC? Or do you think he's right about the Ali Act?
01:09:00.000 I don't know, but I think...
01:09:01.000 Have you looked at it?
01:09:02.000 I have looked at it.
01:09:03.000 What I think is going to happen is I think Dana...
01:09:06.000 There's no way Dana would let this happen without being part of it.
01:09:07.000 I think they come to agreement with the UFC and Dana's part of it.
01:09:11.000 And it happens.
01:09:12.000 Here's a question for you, Joe.
01:09:13.000 Who's going to commentate it?
01:09:15.000 It would be a boxing match.
01:09:18.000 It would be a boxing match.
01:09:19.000 Yeah, but you need someone who's knowledgeable on Conor McGregor.
01:09:22.000 You can't have three boxers.
01:09:24.000 No, it would be way, way better if they did it than if the UFC commentators did it.
01:09:30.000 No, you have to have both.
01:09:30.000 I think you have to have one balls-deep boxing expert and one MMA expert.
01:09:35.000 Why, though?
01:09:35.000 Because it's not an MMA fight.
01:09:37.000 I know, but Conor comes from that background.
01:09:39.000 They can give you the history of Conor and all that stuff.
01:09:41.000 But the sport is boxing, so I feel like you could have somebody who just brush up on that, right?
01:09:46.000 I don't think so.
01:09:47.000 I'd rather have someone who represents us.
01:09:48.000 Would you not do it, Joe?
01:09:50.000 No, I don't want to do that.
01:09:51.000 Really?
01:09:52.000 I want to watch it with you guys.
01:09:53.000 I want to get drunk.
01:09:54.000 That's fair.
01:09:55.000 Come on, man. 0.98
01:09:56.000 Listen, if that's happening, we're getting hammered and we're going to fucking broadcast it. 0.97
01:09:58.000 For the biggest companion of all time. 0.96
01:10:00.000 I'd rather do that than be there live.
01:10:02.000 I swear to God I would.
01:10:03.000 Hell yeah. 0.91
01:10:03.000 I tell everybody, I'm like, I love commentating for the UFC, but I fucked up when I started doing the Fight Companion. 0.91
01:10:09.000 Because the Fight Companion is epic. 0.96
01:10:12.000 It's so much more fun when we get fucked up and we're laughing and howling at each other. 0.98
01:10:17.000 There's a knockout. 0.99
01:10:18.000 And we're watching the fight together.
01:10:20.000 I'm sorry.
01:10:21.000 I'm sorry, but it's better.
01:10:22.000 It is better. 0.91
01:10:23.000 Like, being there live is fucking insane. 0.82
01:10:26.000 And I enjoyed this past weekend, but I would have definitely enjoyed it more if you guys were there. 0.63
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:30.000 And if there were better fights.
01:10:32.000 What the US should do is we should fucking... 0.97
01:10:34.000 We should make some sort of a deal where, like, we do it like this. 0.97
01:10:38.000 Like, let those other guys take over the commentary, and we'll just have this, like...
01:10:43.000 We'll have, like, two sound things you can choose.
01:10:45.000 You can choose A or B. Yeah, it's Spanish.
01:10:47.000 Instead it's just companion.
01:10:50.000 Companion button.
01:10:51.000 Have a Spanish interpreter?
01:10:52.000 Listen, man, you get to see people chill and have fun.
01:10:57.000 You don't even need a companion button.
01:10:57.000 You just flip on the internet.
01:11:00.000 It's too hard to sync.
01:11:00.000 Oh, the sync.
01:11:01.000 Syncing is annoying.
01:11:03.000 Syncing is annoying.
01:11:04.000 That should be like the Spanish channel.
01:11:07.000 It should be like a little button you press.
01:11:09.000 It's an option.
01:11:10.000 Yeah, like you get closed captions.
01:11:11.000 You know when you get closed captions?
01:11:13.000 Yes.
01:11:13.000 This should be a fight companion button.
01:11:15.000 You just put it on mute.
01:11:18.000 But I don't want it on mute.
01:11:20.000 I want to hear the slap of the kicks.
01:11:21.000 I want to hear dudes move around.
01:11:22.000 I want us to hear it.
01:11:26.000 I want us to be in here.
01:11:28.000 See, what we're missing is not that there's anything wrong with the commentary.
01:11:32.000 The commentary is great, but we can't really broadcast the commentary because it's not our product, right?
01:11:37.000 But if we were sitting here, we were watching it, and we had a raw feed where there was no commentary, just slaps and punches and kicks. 0.72
01:11:45.000 And we would also have our own take on what the fuck is happening rather than the commentator's take. 0.91
01:11:51.000 And if we're wrong, it'd be even more hilarious. 1.00
01:11:53.000 Because four drunk stone dudes talking shit while they're making each other laugh. 0.99
01:11:58.000 What if they offered you a deal, but they said no weed? 1.00
01:12:02.000 You can't smoke weed.
01:12:03.000 He would say, okay, that doesn't make any sense.
01:12:06.000 That doesn't make any sense.
01:12:07.000 It's legal.
01:12:07.000 Like, marijuana is legal in California.
01:12:09.000 We're adults.
01:12:10.000 We pay taxes.
01:12:11.000 Just for weed itself, I'd have to stand up for weed.
01:12:14.000 You know, that's like if somebody said, you could do your stand-up, but you can't swear.
01:12:17.000 I'd be like, because of who?
01:12:19.000 Like, it's not hurting anybody if I swear.
01:12:20.000 It's not hurting anybody if I smoke weed.
01:12:22.000 No, I'm not gonna agree to that. 1.00
01:12:23.000 That's stupid. 1.00
01:12:24.000 Because I'm in a position where I don't have to agree to stupid shit. 1.00
01:12:26.000 That's a stupid thing to agree to. 1.00
01:12:28.000 Imagine you're working with someone, you're working with someone, they're like, I really like you, Brian, but I want you only wearing yellow. 0.99
01:12:33.000 Okay, you can work with me, but only wear yellow.
01:12:36.000 Do you understand?
01:12:36.000 Yellow is our color.
01:12:37.000 It's how we want to be represented.
01:12:39.000 When we're giving you ones and zeros, we want you to dress with appropriate colors. 0.99
01:12:44.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00
01:12:44.000 So stupid. 1.00
01:12:45.000 Can't smoke weed. 1.00
01:12:46.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:12:47.000 What do you want, a shitty show? 1.00
01:12:48.000 Exactly. 0.99
01:12:49.000 What do you want, a less real show?
01:12:50.000 We could sponsor, get sponsored by certain weed companies.
01:12:53.000 Maybe no alcohol for Eddie.
01:12:54.000 Sponsored by certain wine chateaus.
01:12:55.000 Bypass on the alcohol for Eddie.
01:12:57.000 Perhaps a wine chateau.
01:12:58.000 Yes.
01:12:59.000 The alcohol.
01:13:00.000 Yeah, we don't necessarily need alcohol all the time, but every now and then we go off the rails.
01:13:04.000 For the main event.
01:13:05.000 For the main event.
01:13:06.000 A couple shots.
01:13:07.000 That's a good plan.
01:13:07.000 A couple shots.
01:13:08.000 What we're going to have to do is on the next studio I build, I'm going to have a button.
01:13:12.000 Where we're talking over each other button.
01:13:15.000 So a button I can press.
01:13:16.000 We don't have to say it, but we'll see flames all around us.
01:13:19.000 Like, oh, it's going bad.
01:13:21.000 We have videos behind us that show flames.
01:13:23.000 Okay, we're there, we're there, we're there.
01:13:24.000 Just to let us know.
01:13:25.000 How about a button?
01:13:26.000 Everyone has a button.
01:13:27.000 When they're talking, they hold their button, and then when they're done talking, boom.
01:13:31.000 We're all walkie-talkie.
01:13:32.000 Electric shock.
01:13:35.000 That would be weird.
01:13:36.000 You see who's live.
01:13:36.000 There's a light.
01:13:38.000 Dude, that would be so weird.
01:13:40.000 You can't get talked over.
01:13:41.000 They do have these things, these arms that we have, that have a light on it when it goes live.
01:13:46.000 That I didn't think would look good, but now I decided I'm a dork.
01:13:50.000 I want a little light on these things that light up when we're on the air.
01:13:53.000 That's kind of cool.
01:13:53.000 Is it a green light?
01:13:55.000 No, it's red, bro.
01:13:56.000 Like the one on the air.
01:13:58.000 Like Brian Seacrest has.
01:13:59.000 No, it means fire, bro.
01:14:00.000 I see ya.
01:14:01.000 Brian Seacrest has one of those?
01:14:02.000 Do you think he wears makeup before he does radio?
01:14:05.000 100%.
01:14:05.000 Do you think his shirt has rips in it?
01:14:08.000 Two?
01:14:08.000 In his pants?
01:14:09.000 Like everything. 0.99
01:14:10.000 I fought that Puma P45 to kill those alpacas. 1.00
01:14:14.000 I spent two fucking weeks with that guy. 1.00
01:14:16.000 Did you fuck him? 1.00
01:14:17.000 Did you guys suck each other's dick? 1.00
01:14:18.000 He's a small guy. 1.00
01:14:19.000 He's about 140 maybe.
01:14:20.000 I enjoyed towering over him.
01:14:22.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:14:23.000 We got drunk in his study.
01:14:25.000 We were reading.
01:14:25.000 Was he cool?
01:14:26.000 Was he like a guy's guy?
01:14:27.000 Or were you guys jacking each other up?
01:14:29.000 Yeah.
01:14:29.000 Yeah, he's a nice guy.
01:14:30.000 He's a friendly guy.
01:14:31.000 I've done his show before.
01:14:32.000 I said something to the effect of he did well this year.
01:14:34.000 He made $13 million that year.
01:14:36.000 I go, things went well.
01:14:37.000 He goes, having a lot of fun.
01:14:38.000 Having a lot of fun.
01:14:39.000 He's like, he produced the Kardashians. 1.00
01:14:42.000 He's involved with all that shit. 1.00
01:14:44.000 He's a beast. 1.00
01:14:45.000 He's getting.
01:14:47.000 Paid. 1.00
01:14:48.000 Stupid Paid. 1.00
01:14:49.000 Paid. 1.00
01:14:50.000 I think he's originally from Finland or somewhere.
01:14:53.000 He's originally not American. 1.00
01:14:55.000 Fucking foreigners. 1.00
01:14:56.000 I think. 1.00
01:14:57.000 Stealing all our fucking factory jobs. 1.00
01:15:01.000 Trump for president. 1.00
01:15:01.000 I think he's Swedish. 1.00
01:15:03.000 Is he from somewhere else?
01:15:04.000 Two-term Trump.
01:15:05.000 Two-term Trump.
01:15:05.000 I'm wrong.
01:15:06.000 He's killing the game. 0.98
01:15:07.000 On American Idol, there's two hosts, and the one guy's like, fuck it, this isn't going anywhere, and Seacrest stayed with it. 0.99
01:15:14.000 Okay. 0.96
01:15:15.000 So he's from Georgia, so Brian just made that up?
01:15:17.000 But the Swedish parts are...
01:15:18.000 Yeah, Swedish.
01:15:19.000 There's a Swedish section. 1.00
01:15:19.000 Now, would you say you're completely full of shit, or just half the time? 1.00
01:15:22.000 Yeah, there's Little Sweden and Jordan. 1.00
01:15:23.000 He's from Little Sweden and Jordan.
01:15:24.000 Is Jennifer Lopez still on one of those shows?
01:15:26.000 American Idol's no longer.
01:15:28.000 No?
01:15:28.000 Jennifer Lopez is doing a cop show?
01:15:29.000 American Idol's no longer?
01:15:30.000 No.
01:15:31.000 I think they're bringing it back, but it's been off for a couple seasons.
01:15:33.000 Oh, Jennifer Lopez is doing that show with... 1.00
01:15:35.000 With Ray Liotta.
01:15:36.000 Isn't Steve Scharippa on that show?
01:15:37.000 That's the Ray Liotta.
01:15:38.000 Dude, did you see J-Lo at the Grammys?
01:15:41.000 God... 0.99
01:15:42.000 Damn, she is fine. 1.00
01:15:43.000 She's 45. She gets better and better, man. 1.00
01:15:46.000 I think she's older than that.
01:15:47.000 I think she's 50 now.
01:15:50.000 Late 40s.
01:15:51.000 She and Rose McGowan are my two favorites as far as physically looking. 1.00
01:15:54.000 Yeah, don't ever compare those two.
01:15:56.000 Seems weird.
01:15:57.000 J-Lo's so good looking.
01:15:59.000 No, no, no.
01:15:59.000 Rose McGowan is not a basic white girl.
01:16:01.000 Her face is very pretty.
01:16:02.000 I did something with her back in the day.
01:16:04.000 I did this thing for VH1 where I played a perverted fashion photographer that was just in it to get laid. 0.96
01:16:09.000 And I had a couple scenes with her. 1.00
01:16:11.000 She's cool as fuck. 0.99
01:16:12.000 And she's very pretty. 0.99
01:16:15.000 Her face is gorgeous.
01:16:17.000 Her body is gorgeous.
01:16:18.000 Marilyn Manson was getting that.
01:16:20.000 That's right!
01:16:21.000 We did this thing.
01:16:22.000 It was 1996, I think it was.
01:16:25.000 Somewhere along the way.
01:16:26.000 97. We're talking about the girl from The Notebook?
01:16:28.000 Mm-hmm.
01:16:29.000 Rose McGowan!
01:16:31.000 You're talking about the chick with the big eyes. 1.00
01:16:33.000 What was she in?
01:16:34.000 What was Rose McGowan? 0.97
01:16:36.000 That's me naked. 1.00
01:16:37.000 That's my ass. 1.00
01:16:37.000 Oh shit! 1.00
01:16:38.000 You got the dick hanging out the front? 1.00
01:16:40.000 Yeah, my dick was showing. 1.00
01:16:42.000 Damn, she is gorgeous. 1.00
01:16:45.000 That's not Rose McGowan though. 0.99
01:16:46.000 I said to this girl, do you have any problems with nudity?
01:16:48.000 That's Rose McGowan.
01:16:50.000 You gotta see her in real life, dude.
01:16:53.000 She's beautiful, man.
01:16:55.000 Bad shot.
01:16:56.000 Look at Brian!
01:16:56.000 Look at him!
01:16:57.000 Brian!
01:16:57.000 Brian!
01:16:58.000 Look at him!
01:16:59.000 This is me!
01:17:01.000 Oh my god. 1.00
01:17:01.000 Damn, you had your dick hanging out the front of me? 1.00
01:17:03.000 Yeah, I did. 1.00
01:17:04.000 I had to show her my dick because the idea was I had to say, do you have any problems with nudity? 1.00
01:17:08.000 And she said, no. 1.00
01:17:09.000 Cut to me naked taking a picture.
01:17:14.000 It was me just being a crazy person that was like really into photography.
01:17:20.000 That's hilarious.
01:17:20.000 I was just trying to get laid.
01:17:21.000 I didn't know anything about photography.
01:17:23.000 That was like the joke.
01:17:24.000 It was made by a friend of mine who was one of the writers on his radio.
01:17:29.000 That's funny.
01:17:29.000 How's Paul Simms?
01:17:30.000 Do you ever keep in touch with him?
01:17:31.000 Actually, I run into him or talk to him very rarely.
01:17:34.000 What's he up to?
01:17:34.000 Last time I talked to him was when Phil Hartman got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
01:17:38.000 We went down there to be there for it.
01:17:40.000 There was like a whole celebration with a bunch of Phil Hartman fans.
01:17:44.000 Paul was working on a bunch of different shows.
01:17:45.000 He's always working on different things.
01:17:47.000 I think he did Boardwalk Empire for a while.
01:17:49.000 He did Atlanta, too.
01:17:50.000 What else did he do?
01:17:52.000 Oh, that show's so good.
01:17:53.000 He's so awesome.
01:17:54.000 Paul's so smart, man.
01:17:55.000 He's one of the most...
01:17:58.000 Unusually talented people I ever met.
01:18:01.000 He's a writer?
01:18:02.000 Incredible writer.
01:18:03.000 Hilarious, but just super smart. 0.99
01:18:05.000 Cool as fuck. 0.99
01:18:07.000 News radio. 1.00
01:18:08.000 Did you ever see news radio?
01:18:09.000 The show he used to be on?
01:18:10.000 One of the greatest sitcoms ever.
01:18:11.000 Dude, he was the coolest guy ever to work for if you ran a show. 0.94
01:18:15.000 Because he didn't give a fuck if you came up with a funnier line. 0.98
01:18:18.000 No ego? 0.99
01:18:20.000 None.
01:18:20.000 Zero.
01:18:21.000 No, I know.
01:18:21.000 The whole writing crew was just about, get the best line out there.
01:18:24.000 So Dave Foley was constantly rewriting shit. 0.99
01:18:27.000 Constantly. 0.99
01:18:28.000 We would write jokes for each other.
01:18:29.000 We would see something, and Vicki Lewis would say to Andy, how about you try this?
01:18:33.000 She was amazing, too.
01:18:34.000 She was great, too.
01:18:35.000 Candy Alexander, amazing. 0.51
01:18:37.000 It was a crazy cast.
01:18:39.000 Super, super, super talented.
01:18:40.000 Andy Dick was amazing. 1.00
01:18:41.000 Andy Dick would kill you with the shit he would do. 1.00
01:18:43.000 Dude, I had to do many scenes with him, and you did an episode with him. 1.00
01:18:47.000 It's hard to keep a straight face.
01:18:50.000 If I'm supposed to be pissed, I'd be like, Andy, what happened?
01:18:53.000 And he would say something, and you'd be biting your face. 0.98
01:19:00.000 I would slap myself in the face in between takes to try to get... 0.88
01:19:04.000 I didn't laugh.
01:19:05.000 He's so funny and unpredictable.
01:19:07.000 He's so talented.
01:19:08.000 I did less than perfect with him, too. 0.98
01:19:10.000 And he would just come out and do shit, and you'd be like, what's he gonna do now? 0.99
01:19:12.000 And he was always fucking hilarious. 0.99
01:19:15.000 And there was Steven Root, who's one of the best actors I've ever met in my life. 0.79
01:19:19.000 He became this other person.
01:19:21.000 He would do a scene, he would just become someone else.
01:19:24.000 He just wasn't there anymore.
01:19:25.000 Like, he would be Jimmy James.
01:19:26.000 Like, he would get out of the room, he'd be Steven Root, he'd be hanging out with him, he's like this normal guy.
01:19:30.000 And then he'd come on the set with his suit on as Jimmy James, and he's Jimmy James.
01:19:33.000 Oh yeah.
01:19:34.000 It was weird.
01:19:35.000 He was a real actor.
01:19:36.000 That guy's been acting forever.
01:19:38.000 Like, highly trained, skilled, like...
01:19:41.000 He was the only one in the cast that had a real character.
01:19:43.000 Yes.
01:19:43.000 I mean, Phil was just an exaggerated Phil, but his character had a different way of talking, a different mannerism.
01:19:50.000 He had all planned that out.
01:19:53.000 It's an amazing, amazing show.
01:19:55.000 Chemistry like that is very rare.
01:19:57.000 It just creates gold.
01:19:58.000 It's really rare. 0.99
01:19:59.000 I don't know how we got to that, but that dude didn't give a fuck. 0.98
01:20:01.000 He's all about the best line. 0.98
01:20:03.000 Whatever the best line is.
01:20:04.000 Whoever's coming up with the best line.
01:20:05.000 Yeah.
01:20:05.000 But when you work in an environment like that, then it makes it fun.
01:20:08.000 When you work with someone who's super restrictive and they don't let you just express yourself, then those sitcoms are just the worst.
01:20:17.000 You've been in those environments, too. 0.98
01:20:18.000 It's fucking hard to do, man. 0.97
01:20:20.000 This is so easy. 0.99
01:20:21.000 To do a podcast is the easiest form of show business of all time.
01:20:25.000 It really is.
01:20:26.000 It is. 0.99
01:20:27.000 And for doing shit, it's the best form. 1.00
01:20:29.000 It's crazy. 0.99
01:20:30.000 It's the least managed, it's the least prepared, but if you're listening, if I'm doing something around my house, if I'm cleaning my office or something like that, I want to listen to a podcast.
01:20:40.000 Yep, me too.
01:20:41.000 I listen to when I work out now.
01:20:42.000 I used to only listen to music, now I listen to podcasts.
01:20:45.000 Jesus, you might be balls deep.
01:20:47.000 I know.
01:20:48.000 Balls deep in the world.
01:20:49.000 There's so much to learn.
01:20:50.000 In the games.
01:20:51.000 It's all your fingertips, man. 1.00
01:20:52.000 Yeah, I feel like you don't have enough time in the day to learn shit. 0.99
01:20:55.000 Well, you can hear the smartest people on the planet talk. 1.00
01:20:58.000 Like, you can go to Sam Harris' podcast and listen to the smartest motherfuckers on the planet have a conversation. 1.00
01:21:02.000 Or the dumbest. 1.00
01:21:02.000 You can listen to people who are super stupid to make yourself feel better. 1.00
01:21:05.000 I don't listen to them. 0.99
01:21:07.000 Do you think this is doing something to the way people communicate?
01:21:13.000 I do think that the world is becoming less brutal and ignorant in many ways.
01:21:19.000 For example, you'd find in, if we went back even 100 years, but let's say 130 years, you would find a large portion of the globe that could have a conversation with you on why slavery is necessary and can be virtuous in certain circumstances for certain people.
01:21:41.000 And you'd have no problem finding maybe half the globe who would have a serious conversation with you justifying a form of slavery.
01:21:48.000 And today, in 2017, you would be hard-pressed to find anyone who could morally or ethically justify the idea that you should own a slave.
01:21:59.000 Right, but no, no, no, in the world.
01:22:01.000 Also, it's economically not viable anymore.
01:22:04.000 See, like, if you could do something like Foxconn and have a bunch of people stocked up inside some place and feed them and house them, and they work 16 hours a day and jump off the building so much you have to put nets around?
01:22:14.000 Yeah.
01:22:14.000 What is the difference?
01:22:15.000 The only difference is they can leave.
01:22:17.000 It's like they can leave if they want to, but it's some weird kind of form of slavery.
01:22:22.000 There's always going to be indentured servitude or whatever it is, depending on the economy.
01:22:26.000 What I'm saying is that you would have, for example, the minute you said to people...
01:22:31.000 I know exactly what you're saying.
01:22:31.000 I know exactly what you're saying.
01:22:32.000 And that's progress to an extent where the concept...
01:22:34.000 It is to an extent, but isn't it bizarre?
01:22:38.000 What we're talking about, you get something from Japan, or China rather, and you know that it came from one of those kind of factories.
01:22:44.000 And you're okay with it.
01:22:46.000 I mean, we're all okay with it.
01:22:47.000 We have to be if you want a new iPhone.
01:22:48.000 Well, if you want any phone.
01:22:50.000 Even droids, Android, everything.
01:22:52.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:22:52.000 Samsung, I don't know how they make their shit. 1.00
01:22:53.000 Come on. 1.00
01:22:54.000 I don't know.
01:22:55.000 I'm okay with it for the following reason.
01:22:58.000 We went through our own industrial revolution and, you know, the fact of the matter is that when economies are growing, you can look at a lot of examples.
01:23:06.000 Look at Korea 30 years ago. 0.93
01:23:08.000 Look at China 20 years ago. 0.77
01:23:10.000 Look at all these countries who have gained great prosperity and higher standards of living for massive sections of their population.
01:23:18.000 They all started that way.
01:23:20.000 They all started, you know, it's very difficult to grow your country to become an industrial powerhouse.
01:23:27.000 No, I totally understand that, Brian, but it's just weird that we allow people to pay people.
01:23:31.000 Essentially, it's not a company in China.
01:23:35.000 It's kind of an American company in a lot of ways.
01:23:37.000 It's a form of slavery.
01:23:38.000 It's a loophole in slavery.
01:23:40.000 It's way cheaper.
01:23:43.000 To have an involuntary slavery network than it is a...
01:23:47.000 If you make it instead of forced slavery, you're paying them so little that they can never leave. 0.66
01:23:55.000 You're just basically...
01:23:56.000 Instead of providing food for them, you're just basically giving them the money that you would spend. 0.99
01:24:02.000 If it was real slavery, you'd have to buy their food and shit. 0.97
01:24:04.000 And then you'd have to have guards and you'd have to pay guards and have the security system. 0.99
01:24:08.000 Well, they feed them there, too.
01:24:09.000 I mean, it's real creepy.
01:24:10.000 Yeah, it's a loophole.
01:24:11.000 And you've got to realize that even whoever owns the company, whether it's Chinese people, the American people, the American companies have these big deals with them for a reason.
01:24:19.000 Because they can take advantage of those loopholes.
01:24:22.000 And that's why they do it.
01:24:23.000 And because their manufacturing tolerances are super high.
01:24:27.000 They really know how to do...
01:24:28.000 But there is a lot of pressure from responsible corporate American companies, and they go in there because their shareholders find out about this stuff, and they go in there.
01:24:39.000 And by the way, I would imagine that a lot of people that work at Apple is going to sound really surprising, and these other companies are pretty ethical and moral and don't.
01:24:46.000 And I'm very familiar with not feeling good about the fact that their company might have a relationship with a Chinese affiliate who doesn't treat their work as well.
01:24:54.000 And in fact...
01:24:56.000 A lot of these corporations like Apple were very, very, and IBM, for example, were instrumental in going in there and saying, hold it.
01:25:03.000 We're not doing business this way.
01:25:05.000 Your environmental practices, I mean, there was a whole article about how IBM, if you do business with IBM, good luck, because you're vendors.
01:25:11.000 You're vendors.
01:25:13.000 Better be environmentally responsible.
01:25:15.000 IBM has these environmental standards that are just draconian almost for a lot of companies where it's like you may be environmentally responsible and you work for us and we're a big client for you, but how about the people that work for you?
01:25:27.000 How's that draconian though?
01:25:28.000 No, it's not draconian.
01:25:29.000 I'm saying that a lot of these corporations have to be responsible.
01:25:32.000 It's progressive.
01:25:33.000 Yeah.
01:25:33.000 Smart, in a lot of ways.
01:25:34.000 And it's smart, and they go, I don't want to do business where people are indentured.
01:25:38.000 No, you're definitely right.
01:25:39.000 You've got to say that.
01:25:40.000 But it's also a 100% fact.
01:25:42.000 I believe them.
01:25:42.000 But they are.
01:25:43.000 But hold on.
01:25:44.000 It's still, no matter what you just said that made it look cute, there's still a 100% fact those people make almost nothing.
01:25:49.000 Yes.
01:25:49.000 And that's how you get your laptop made.
01:25:51.000 I mean, if you want to break it down to reality.
01:25:53.000 It's the only way.
01:25:53.000 You can say whatever you want, but it's the only way.
01:25:56.000 Do you think, though?
01:25:56.000 Do you think?
01:25:57.000 Is it possible that this can turn back around?
01:26:01.000 The idea of American manufacturing is like things that have been kicked around back and forth since...
01:26:08.000 You know, I mean this whole campaign got started essentially, right?
01:26:11.000 What was a big part of what Trump getting into office was bringing back American manufacturing.
01:26:16.000 Make America great again.
01:26:16.000 We all know the story of Detroit.
01:26:17.000 We have all seen like how they're... 0.98
01:26:19.000 Oh, there's another fucking documentary that they're doing about this guy who's building a farm in Detroit, the largest farm. 0.98
01:26:27.000 They're making a huge farm in the middle of Detroit. 0.99
01:26:29.000 They're like knocking down all these buildings, buying up all this land.
01:26:32.000 And they're just going to build an urban farm. 0.88
01:26:34.000 But what were you going to ask, though?
01:26:35.000 What was the question about bringing manufacturing jobs back?
01:26:39.000 Yeah, I mean, the idea of it, the idea of, like, reigniting the manufacturing base of the United States and having everything, being American-made, being a big thing.
01:26:49.000 But when it comes to, like, electronics and things like that, is it even possible?
01:26:52.000 So here's the problem.
01:26:54.000 First of all, the reason that we don't pay crazy amounts, the reason that the consumers get to pay not a lot of money for a flat screen TV or whatever it might be, the reason prices seem to come down. 0.97
01:27:03.000 You can go to Walmart and buy a lot of shit for not as much money. 0.89
01:27:06.000 There's efficiency, right? 1.00
01:27:07.000 And there's a price for efficiency, of course.
01:27:09.000 But for the most part, if you look at the infrastructure that over 20 years China has built, with those factories that are so in It's incredibly efficient and clean and have just unlocked in to exactly how to churn out as much product.
01:27:24.000 And you're a company, and your bottom line is you're responsible, for example, if you're a public company, you're responsible to your shareholders to make them as much money, as many dividends as you can.
01:27:33.000 And on top of that turn of profit, you're going to make your product for as little money as possible.
01:27:38.000 And by the way, it's also going to allow you to bring the price down so your consumers can buy it.
01:27:42.000 Of course.
01:27:42.000 Of course.
01:27:43.000 We all know this.
01:27:46.000 Without infrastructure.
01:27:48.000 Good luck with the American manufacturing sector trying to compete with the Chinese who have a 20-year head start. 1.00
01:27:54.000 And I think that's a fantasy.
01:27:56.000 Not only is bringing manufacturing jobs back to the US is a fantasy, but more importantly, we're not even using human beings more and more.
01:28:04.000 The real enemy to unemployment is automation.
01:28:07.000 It's not just the 400 million Chinese workers that showed up over the past 20 years.
01:28:11.000 It's automation.
01:28:12.000 Foxconn's CEO says investment for display plant in the U.S. would exceed $7 billion.
01:28:19.000 That's a lot of money.
01:28:19.000 Pretty amazing.
01:28:20.000 So they have these plants that are already set up in China, very high standards for tolerances for their manufacturing, for not just this, but also for clothes and all sorts of things are made.
01:28:32.000 We just had a meeting with this company, and they were saying how they went to American Factory, because they're looking to outsource shoes, t-shirts, all this stuff.
01:28:39.000 They went to American Factory, and then they went to the, in China, and he goes, China's like the Bentley or Royals Royce of factories. 0.99
01:28:48.000 And the one they went to in America that produces a lot of our American shit, he said it was awful. 0.99
01:28:52.000 Like there, they wouldn't even put up with it. 0.99
01:28:54.000 The standards aren't even close.
01:28:55.000 You wouldn't do business there.
01:28:56.000 Oh, so the people that are jumping out of buildings, is that a clean place or a dirty place?
01:29:00.000 Super clean.
01:29:01.000 Once they jump, it's clean.
01:29:02.000 They jump out of a clean building, Eddie.
01:29:05.000 I mean, I know it seems like a fantasy, but doesn't it sound like we should try?
01:29:11.000 No, it'll never happen.
01:29:12.000 It'll never happen. 1.00
01:29:13.000 Fuck China. 1.00
01:29:15.000 Let's bring the jobs back here. 1.00
01:29:16.000 We've got to at least try.
01:29:17.000 At least give Trump a shot.
01:29:19.000 We are trying, but even Trump realizes and everybody realizes that there are some countries that do things more efficiently, right?
01:29:26.000 So, for example, just as a bad example, bananas are easier to grow in the Dominican Republic than they would because of the climate and all that than they would be in Detroit, right?
01:29:37.000 Just because of the weather and stuff.
01:29:38.000 Of course.
01:29:39.000 That's kind of the idea behind a global economy, the idea that certain countries have the infrastructure, have the cheaper labor, and it's easier to churn out more product.
01:29:50.000 Yeah, but you keep saying cheaper labor like it's no big deal.
01:29:53.000 I'm not saying it's no big deal.
01:29:55.000 Didn't we just talk about slave labor this whole time?
01:29:57.000 It also makes those countries wealthier.
01:29:59.000 How do you defend that?
01:30:00.000 And it raises their standard of living.
01:30:02.000 Sorta, yeah, but does it... 0.99
01:30:04.000 No, Brian, settle the fuck down. 0.82
01:30:06.000 It does, but it does in a way where you're doing it off the back of the people that are making $5 a week. 0.99
01:30:10.000 Of course.
01:30:10.000 Okay, but that's what we keep saying, and you keep glossing over it.
01:30:13.000 That's a form of slavery. 0.99
01:30:14.000 When I'm trying to explain, like, why it's a problem to a lot of people that listen to this, you want to gloss over it and Fox News it up.
01:30:21.000 Sir, I don't listen to Fox News.
01:30:23.000 By the way, let's get a couple things straight. 1.00
01:30:24.000 Hey, you fuckers. 1.00
01:30:25.000 I don't get my news off of CNN or Fox News. 1.00
01:30:28.000 Guess who doesn't read?
01:30:29.000 I never watch news. 1.00
01:30:30.000 I don't watch news, you fuckers. 1.00
01:30:32.000 Where do you get your news? 1.00
01:30:33.000 YouTube?
01:30:33.000 I read different publications.
01:30:36.000 And I do a lot of blow.
01:30:38.000 I do a lot of blow.
01:30:40.000 I'm not glossing over anything.
01:30:41.000 All I'm trying to say is this, really simply.
01:30:42.000 I know, but you keep saying it.
01:30:43.000 We know what you're saying.
01:30:44.000 No, you're not listening.
01:30:45.000 What I'm saying is that...
01:30:45.000 I am definitely listening.
01:30:46.000 I understand that...
01:30:47.000 They got slavery down.
01:30:48.000 They got slavery down.
01:30:49.000 If you go over it one more time, I'm going to freak out myself.
01:30:52.000 Brian, you're being very repetitive.
01:30:53.000 That's why I interrupted you.
01:30:54.000 No, I'm saying the standard of living in those countries has raised exponentially.
01:30:57.000 Of course.
01:30:57.000 And because of foreign investment.
01:30:59.000 Because of slavery.
01:31:00.000 It's done off the back of these people that are making $5 a week.
01:31:02.000 It's still slavery.
01:31:03.000 It's not the same thing.
01:31:04.000 It's not slavery.
01:31:04.000 We're jumping out of buildings, Brian.
01:31:06.000 We got to... 0.99
01:31:07.000 Brian, it's illegal to make those people work like that in the United States for a fucking reason. 0.99
01:31:12.000 And they're human beings. 0.99
01:31:13.000 So if they're human beings in China and they're working in these horrendous conditions under insane hours, they are, Brian.
01:31:19.000 They live there.
01:31:20.000 They live in these factories.
01:31:21.000 You're right.
01:31:21.000 Some factories, you're 100% right.
01:31:23.000 I would never want to work that way.
01:31:24.000 In some factories, it's just a disco.
01:31:25.000 They go in, they give them a drink, everybody gets a foot massage.
01:31:28.000 I'm not apologizing.
01:31:30.000 I'm not saying.
01:31:31.000 I'm not saying.
01:31:33.000 Guys, I'm not saying that it's not.
01:31:34.000 You're so Fox News.
01:31:35.000 I am not saying.
01:31:39.000 I'm with you, Callan.
01:31:41.000 I have nothing against slavery.
01:31:43.000 No, I'm not saying that I believe in slave labor or that it's not hard work.
01:31:47.000 I'm just saying that every country has industrialized the same way. 0.99
01:31:51.000 If their factory was filled with a bunch of hot women from Norway that were sweaty all the time and their breasts were hanging out, we'd be fucking trying to save them. 1.00
01:31:58.000 We can't make them work these hours. 1.00
01:32:00.000 We just can't do it.
01:32:01.000 But because it's Chinese people, Brian's like, the economy is really doing great.
01:32:05.000 No, I'm not!
01:32:05.000 Look at these slaves!
01:32:06.000 No, I'm not!
01:32:06.000 Under the backs of these slaves, this economy is growing.
01:32:09.000 The Chinese are demanding higher wages so they're exporting their jobs to other countries. 0.99
01:32:15.000 At the end of the week, they can buy a Subway sandwich footlong. 1.00
01:32:18.000 Fuck off. 1.00
01:32:19.000 Maybe. 1.00
01:32:20.000 I am not.
01:32:20.000 I'm not saying anything like that.
01:32:21.000 At the end of the week, no soda.
01:32:22.000 Stop mischaracterizing me.
01:32:23.000 You're mischaracterizing me.
01:32:25.000 You can have that little plastic cup and get some water.
01:32:26.000 How much would an iPhone cost if we built it in the United States?
01:32:30.000 A thousand million dollars.
01:32:31.000 One million dollars!
01:32:32.000 What do you think?
01:32:33.000 They're like 700 bucks now, right?
01:32:34.000 Well, first of all, we literally don't have the kind of factory, so you'd have to build the factory.
01:32:39.000 Six months?
01:32:40.000 So it would cost billions of dollars to build one of those super high-tech factories.
01:32:43.000 Oh, that's too much money.
01:32:45.000 You would have to hire people.
01:32:46.000 And he falls asleep.
01:32:48.000 That's too much.
01:32:49.000 You'd have to hire people.
01:32:49.000 Substantial wage.
01:32:50.000 But it could be done.
01:32:51.000 It's not an impossible thing.
01:32:52.000 It was done in China.
01:32:53.000 It could be done over here.
01:32:54.000 They could make iPhones here.
01:32:54.000 But it would cost more.
01:32:55.000 It would definitely cost more.
01:32:56.000 They just use Mexicans. 1.00
01:32:57.000 The price would go up. 1.00
01:32:58.000 But don't you think the country should subsidize fucking iPhones instead of corn? 1.00
01:33:02.000 Because all these cunts are putting corn in everything. 1.00
01:33:04.000 And corn syrup and this and that. 1.00
01:33:05.000 And everybody's getting fat as fuck. 1.00
01:33:06.000 And people are dying of heart attacks. 1.00
01:33:08.000 This is goddamn corn porn. 1.00
01:33:09.000 Protein and corn powder. 1.00
01:33:11.000 Can I just talk for a second?
01:33:12.000 That'll be okay.
01:33:13.000 All this corn in everything.
01:33:15.000 Jesus Christ.
01:33:16.000 Maybe we subsidize cell phones.
01:33:18.000 Talk to the lobbies. 1.00
01:33:18.000 Because you need that more than you need fucking corn. 1.00
01:33:20.000 Talk to Archer Daniel Midland's lobbying efforts. 0.99
01:33:22.000 They're very strong.
01:33:23.000 They'll just be too expensive.
01:33:23.000 They'll just talk to me about slaves and how good they are.
01:33:26.000 How important it is. 1.00
01:33:27.000 I chose slavery, motherfucker. 1.00
01:33:28.000 It's a free country. 1.00
01:33:29.000 I can say what I want.
01:33:30.000 But you know those, the guys that own these factories in China, you know they're down to, like, they want to assassinate Trump, right?
01:33:36.000 You think so?
01:33:38.000 If he's really going to pull those...
01:33:40.000 Oh, they're not threatened at all.
01:33:42.000 It takes so long to do that.
01:33:44.000 Here's a loop.
01:33:44.000 You don't think they're worried about that?
01:33:46.000 No, Eddie, no one's going to do it unless...
01:33:48.000 Look, first of all, you hear what he was talking about, like putting taxes on Mexico to build the wall and stuff like that.
01:33:54.000 All those proposals have to get through.
01:33:56.000 Congress.
01:33:56.000 Yeah, and good luck.
01:33:57.000 Good luck with all that.
01:33:58.000 And especially because he doesn't...
01:34:00.000 See, the thing about running a country is it's very different than running a business.
01:34:03.000 There's a bunch of checks and balances.
01:34:05.000 If he's running a business, he's the king.
01:34:06.000 There was this thing that John Oliver had on a show.
01:34:09.000 We were talking about how he would exaggerate about the amount of floors in his building.
01:34:13.000 You know, you think you're on the 14th floor, but you're really on the 8th floor.
01:34:16.000 Because he would say there's like 68 floors.
01:34:18.000 And there are 58. Yeah.
01:34:19.000 He just does whatever he wants, but it makes it look more exciting.
01:34:21.000 Just a fact check ever?
01:34:23.000 No, but you can't...
01:34:25.000 When you're dealing with Congress, that's not going to work.
01:34:27.000 Yeah, we're going to need facts.
01:34:28.000 Because when you run...
01:34:29.000 If you run it like that...
01:34:30.000 See, the reason why it's good that there's this bureaucracy in place, bureaucracy in place, is that if someone isn't with the right or the left, they're on their own, and they want to run this thing, like, I'm going to bring my own security, I'm going to run it...
01:34:42.000 Nobody's going to be on your side.
01:34:44.000 And those people have to be on your side.
01:34:46.000 So then you have to figure out how you're going to work with these people to get things on your side.
01:34:49.000 But you have to do it legally.
01:34:50.000 And you're being watched with a microscope.
01:34:52.000 Everybody's looking at everything you do.
01:34:53.000 That's why this guy...
01:34:54.000 They're challenging me in court.
01:34:55.000 What's his name?
01:34:56.000 Flynn?
01:34:56.000 Flynn.
01:34:57.000 He got removed today.
01:34:58.000 He had to step down.
01:34:59.000 In a business, what he did would have been, mum, mum, under the table. 1.00
01:35:03.000 Everybody shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:35:04.000 They're doing deals. 1.00
01:35:05.000 They're talking to people.
01:35:06.000 You were talking to the Russians.
01:35:07.000 You mischaracterized what you said.
01:35:09.000 What did he do?
01:35:10.000 We should look it up very specifically.
01:35:12.000 But what I understand is he had an inappropriate conversation with Russian emissaries about sanctions.
01:35:20.000 We can't have that.
01:35:21.000 Whether or not those sanctions would be eased up under the...
01:35:25.000 Because we have sanctions on Russia because of what they did in Crimea.
01:35:26.000 Please pull that back up so we can read the...
01:35:29.000 National Security Advisor Michael Flynn resigns.
01:35:32.000 And then you scroll down a little bit there.
01:35:34.000 It says National Security Advisor Michael Flynn has resigned after reports that he misled senior White House officials about his conversations with Russia.
01:35:42.000 The liberals are freaking out right now and screaming into their lattes.
01:35:45.000 Actually, conservatives are.
01:35:46.000 I know. 1.00
01:35:47.000 President Trump has named, but the liberals are fucking, they're ready to light shit on fire. 1.00
01:35:51.000 They're gonna go down to Starbucks and kick the door in. 1.00
01:35:54.000 Retired Army Lieutenant General Keith Kellogg as acting National Security Advisor.
01:35:59.000 Kellogg previously served as Flynn's Chief of Staff.
01:36:01.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:36:20.000 And remember, they probably recorded those conversations.
01:36:22.000 And if he said anything about sanctions being eased up when Trump comes into power, etc., that would be very inappropriate.
01:36:35.000 I have sincerely apologized to the President and the Vice President, and they have accepted my apology, Flynn wrote in his resignation letter.
01:36:42.000 Wow.
01:36:42.000 This is weird, man.
01:36:44.000 Yeah, really weird.
01:36:44.000 Look at this.
01:36:45.000 Pence had defended Flynn's contact with Russia, and when it became clear the National Security Advisor had not been forthcoming, serious questions were raised about his ability to keep the job. 0.99
01:36:53.000 This is fucking House of Cards. 0.98
01:36:55.000 Like, House of Cards is real. 1.00
01:36:56.000 Especially since Russia, according to both sides of the aisle, was probably involved in hacking.
01:37:02.000 Don't say that.
01:37:03.000 You keep saying hacking.
01:37:04.000 Because they didn't do anything that actually affected the election.
01:37:08.000 They might have done something that affected people's perceptions, and might have affected the way they vote, but what they did was never disputed.
01:37:17.000 Like, when the information they pulled up, no one's ever saying it's fake.
01:37:20.000 They're saying it's true.
01:37:21.000 So what they did, where they showed that Hillary was rigging the primaries against Bernie Sanders, To say that that influenced the election, yes, it did. 0.99
01:37:28.000 But it influenced it because what they did was dirty as fuck and business as usual, and then people got a chance to look at it. 0.97
01:37:35.000 Well, they also know that Russian agents, or it's alleged that Russian agents hacked into certain DNC computers. 0.99
01:37:41.000 So for high-level Democrats, that's all.
01:37:45.000 Well, I don't know if there is proof, but the bottom line is, even if they did do it, what they released is something that we should know about.
01:37:52.000 Because we should know that the Democratic Party is against one of the most popular people of the Democratic Party that just wasn't playing ball.
01:37:59.000 That's Bernie Sanders.
01:38:01.000 Bernie Sanders is a guy who's legitimately altruistic.
01:38:04.000 Like, seems like it.
01:38:05.000 Seems like a guy who's legitimately not controlled by money.
01:38:08.000 Seems like a guy who's legitimately looking, maybe even misguided, by some economics, economist standards.
01:38:14.000 Maybe even misguided, but the idea that he's trying to change the income inequality in this country in some way, shape, or form.
01:38:21.000 At the very least, he's opening up the dialogue about it. 1.00
01:38:24.000 And the Hillary's and all the other people are fucking hitting the brakes on that shit. 1.00
01:38:28.000 And we found out about it. 1.00
01:38:29.000 So we found out about the crazy bureaucracy.
01:38:31.000 We found out about Hillary talking about marijuana and saying that she's against it in every sense of the word.
01:38:38.000 Marijuana legalization.
01:38:39.000 She's helping people Are you saying she's corrupt? 1.00
01:38:52.000 That's a monster. 0.98
01:38:54.000 A person who would say that she's against marijuana legalization in every sense of the word, that person is an enemy of history. 1.00
01:39:02.000 Like, you're a selfish monster who's willing to do something completely irrational just for personal gain. 0.99
01:39:11.000 That's it. 1.00
01:39:12.000 That's horrible.
01:39:12.000 That's been a knock on Hillary from day one.
01:39:14.000 And there's a whole paper trail of that.
01:39:16.000 The pot thing, though, is so scary.
01:39:17.000 Of her corruption. 0.98
01:39:18.000 And people don't think it's scary because it's pot and pot sounds silly. 0.90
01:39:21.000 But it's not about pot.
01:39:22.000 It's about freedom.
01:39:23.000 It's about you doing something that doesn't hurt anybody else and someone deciding that they can lock you in a cage because they write some things down on paper.
01:39:31.000 And it's no different if she wants to do that than if someone in this room wants to lock one of us up.
01:39:37.000 Like if the five of us got together and one of us wanted to lock one of us up because one of us is smoking pot. 1.00
01:39:42.000 It's that fucking stupid. 1.00
01:39:43.000 It's really that stupid. 1.00
01:39:45.000 It's an insane, insane law. 1.00
01:39:48.000 And the fact that she was totally down to keep that law going in every sense of the word. 0.99
01:39:52.000 That's an insane person.
01:39:54.000 Yeah, Brian. 0.82
01:39:54.000 Well, it's not just that. 0.82
01:39:55.000 Her Clinton Foundation was a pay-per-flight.
01:39:57.000 Look up.
01:39:57.000 What's gone now, right?
01:39:58.000 Isn't it deteriorating?
01:39:59.000 What a surprise that it folded up.
01:40:01.000 How amazing that she no longer has any influence in government. 0.99
01:40:04.000 And all of a sudden, all those donations folded up.
01:40:08.000 What a surprise.
01:40:08.000 I thought it was an altruistic organization, but now that they can't grant anybody favors, all you have to do, don't look this up now, but if you're listening, Uranium One deal, Whitewater, and Travelgate.
01:40:19.000 Just remember those three things and look up how corrupt the Clintons were.
01:40:22.000 And this is why a lot of people have a problem with the ideologues on the left, because they won't acknowledge that.
01:40:29.000 So everybody that sees that and sees the deep, deep, deep...
01:40:34.000 Just integrated corruption.
01:40:36.000 That it's just almost inoperable corruption.
01:40:38.000 That's right.
01:40:39.000 They see that, and they don't want to admit it because they say Trump is bad.
01:40:42.000 And if you talk about it, they say Trump is bad.
01:40:45.000 And they have valid concerns about Trump.
01:40:46.000 But that doesn't negate all the problems with her.
01:40:49.000 It just doesn't.
01:40:50.000 Trump is elected because the Democrats decided to nominate somebody who, in 2008, the Democratic voters already told you they didn't like, they didn't trust, women didn't trust her.
01:41:00.000 Not just men, women didn't trust her.
01:41:02.000 So at the end of the day, you guys, you know, the Democrats put up a candidate that people didn't trust.
01:41:08.000 They just didn't.
01:41:09.000 She just had a history of it.
01:41:10.000 Any time she talked, any time a word came out of her mouth, I didn't believe anything.
01:41:15.000 She's just the most insincere bad actress out there. 1.00
01:41:18.000 Her husband, man, he was believable.
01:41:21.000 You wanted to believe Bill Clinton, but he was just better at lying.
01:41:24.000 But she's terrible at lying, right?
01:41:27.000 Is she terrible?
01:41:27.000 Do you believe anything she says?
01:41:29.000 You know, it's hard to imagine that the system is so fucked up that it's missing key players so badly that someone that flawed could get to a position where the country has to choose whether or not this insanely flawed person gets to run the country. 0.99
01:41:46.000 Like, that's crazy. 0.99
01:41:47.000 There's so many people.
01:41:49.000 She was intelligent, ambitious, energetic.
01:41:49.000 I understand all these things.
01:41:50.000 Because the smart people don't want to run, right?
01:41:52.000 Exactly.
01:41:53.000 And that's the problem.
01:41:54.000 And rightly so. 0.99
01:41:55.000 Why would you want that shitty job? 1.00
01:41:57.000 Why'd you want that shitty job? 1.00
01:41:58.000 Because I'm pro-slavery? 1.00
01:42:00.000 Yes.
01:42:01.000 You can't do what you used to be able to do with that job.
01:42:04.000 That job was a good job when you were JFK. It's not a good job when you're fucking Obama. 1.00
01:42:08.000 It's not a good job. 0.99
01:42:09.000 It's stressful now.
01:42:10.000 You're dying out there.
01:42:11.000 See, Obama's having the time of his life now.
01:42:14.000 Party.
01:42:15.000 How much weed do you think he smokes every week?
01:42:17.000 Oh, non-stop.
01:42:18.000 Do you think he eats edibles and thinks about drones?
01:42:20.000 Didn't he stop smoking in the middle of his presidency?
01:42:22.000 No, before I thought.
01:42:24.000 I'll ask you again.
01:42:25.000 Do you think he eats edibles and thinks about drones?
01:42:27.000 That's my president.
01:42:27.000 I'm not going to answer that question.
01:42:28.000 It's not your president.
01:42:29.000 Oh, not anymore.
01:42:29.000 Yes.
01:42:30.000 I don't know.
01:42:31.000 Donald Trump's your president.
01:42:32.000 Biatch?
01:42:33.000 That's true.
01:42:33.000 No, did you see that girl who got tattooed on her side?
01:42:35.000 I put it up on my Instagram.
01:42:37.000 She got it tattooed on her side. 1.00
01:42:38.000 Trump is not my fucking president. 1.00
01:42:41.000 You live in America, bitch. 1.00
01:42:42.000 That's your president. 1.00
01:42:43.000 But how deep is that?
01:42:44.000 Imagine going down on her.
01:42:45.000 You pull her shirt off and you're like...
01:42:48.000 So intense.
01:42:49.000 I like all that, though.
01:42:50.000 That's what makes our democracy vibrant.
01:42:52.000 Disagreement. 0.97
01:42:53.000 Oh, stop saying that Trump is not my fucking president tattoo on someone's side makes our democracy vibrant, because that's not correct. 0.98
01:42:59.000 Freedom of speech, sir. 0.99
01:43:00.000 But writing that on your body forever?
01:43:02.000 Yeah.
01:43:02.000 That's crazy.
01:43:03.000 Because in four years, they're like, yeah, mind me.
01:43:05.000 Last night.
01:43:05.000 Last night.
01:43:08.000 While Donald Trump was running for the Republican nomination, I really didn't pay that much attention to him. 1.00
01:43:14.000 I heard crazy shit. 1.00
01:43:15.000 I always said crazy shit about Mexicans. 1.00
01:43:17.000 He said this and that, and I'm like, damn, he sounds like a crazy man. 1.00
01:43:20.000 Didn't really pay attention. 0.99
01:43:21.000 But when he won the nomination and he was going against Hillary, I started to pay attention. 0.98
01:43:26.000 But then you always hear about shit he said in the past, although I never heard it. 0.96
01:43:31.000 But when he was running against Hillary and they were debating... 0.99
01:43:34.000 I agree. 1.00
01:43:35.000 To me, he just seemed like an honest shit talker. 1.00
01:43:38.000 That's what he seemed like, an honest shit talker. 1.00
01:43:39.000 You know, he's not politically correct. 1.00
01:43:41.000 He's saying some abrasive shit, but he's being honest. 0.98
01:43:43.000 And Hillary wasn't being honest at all. 0.99
01:43:45.000 So last night, I went back and I said, you know what? 1.00
01:43:47.000 People keep saying all this shit that Donald Trump said. 1.00
01:43:50.000 I go, let me... 1.00
01:43:51.000 I went to YouTube.
01:43:52.000 Sorry.
01:43:52.000 The library was closed.
01:43:54.000 But I went to YouTube and I punched him.
01:43:55.000 Donald Trump's worst quotes and like the worst of Donald Trump. 1.00
01:44:00.000 And I smoked a bowl and I'm like, let me fucking find out what the fuck he's saying. 1.00
01:44:06.000 And he talks shit. 1.00
01:44:10.000 I agreed with most... 1.00
01:44:12.000 I didn't really think anything was bad.
01:44:13.000 I was like, is this a pro-Donald Trump video?
01:44:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:17.000 Like, because people always hear that he said, like, the worst shit. 1.00
01:44:20.000 Like, he's saying shit about Mexicans. 1.00
01:44:21.000 What is he saying? 1.00
01:44:22.000 Is he calling them wetbacks?
01:44:23.000 You know, what is he saying?
01:44:24.000 No, they exaggerate everything.
01:44:25.000 They exaggerate everything.
01:44:26.000 And I think a lot of what you saw...
01:44:28.000 They compare him to Hitler now and Stalin.
01:44:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:29.000 And I'm like, wait a minute.
01:44:30.000 I went back.
01:44:31.000 And I swear to God, I had to check, because I was just going through video after video.
01:44:34.000 Yeah, you're like, I don't get it.
01:44:35.000 Is it pro-Trump or against Trump? 1.00
01:44:37.000 This is his worst shit? 1.00
01:44:38.000 To me, it sounds like a boss. 1.00
01:44:41.000 You know, he's a shit-talker dude. 1.00
01:44:43.000 And the guy, then I went back and watched the shit he was saying while he was running against Ted Cruz and Rubio. 1.00
01:44:48.000 Those guys seem like, they seem like they're hypnotized. 0.99
01:44:53.000 They're like MKUltra.
01:44:54.000 No, we know what they're going to say. 1.00
01:44:56.000 They're all full of shit! 1.00
01:44:57.000 I never had a problem with Trump of what he said. 1.00
01:45:02.000 My problem with Trump is that he doesn't...
01:45:03.000 Yeah, he's totally real!
01:45:05.000 My worry about Trump is that he's...
01:45:07.000 I think he's very, very narcissistic, but I also think he doesn't seem that informed or that interested in knowing what he doesn't know.
01:45:15.000 That was always my worry about him. 0.88
01:45:16.000 That's why you surround yourself with some beast.
01:45:17.000 It could be a double cross.
01:45:18.000 I'm not sold on Trump, but the one thing is...
01:45:23.000 Thank God he's not drunk.
01:45:24.000 Hey, you went to the bathroom.
01:45:25.000 I haven't seen you do that in a long time.
01:45:26.000 Yeah, man.
01:45:26.000 I've been here for a while.
01:45:28.000 I had to get here for a meeting an hour early, so I've been drinking.
01:45:30.000 I hit my wall.
01:45:32.000 I was just happy that Hillary didn't win. 0.99
01:45:34.000 That could have been anybody on the other side. 1.00
01:45:36.000 All the shit on Hillary and her camp, the people that run her shit, that's too dark for me. 1.00
01:45:41.000 I don't want that to keep going. 1.00
01:45:43.000 She could have been running against Bozo the Clown.
01:45:45.000 I would have been Bozo, Bozo, Bozo. 0.90
01:45:47.000 Or D's nuts.
01:45:48.000 That's what a lot of people did.
01:45:49.000 There's two things that are good about having someone like Trump in office. 0.76
01:45:53.000 One thing is that people are going to get energized now and they realize that voting works and there's real consequences to not voting and the person that you maybe didn't want And then also, we have to re-examine our electoral college system that was created back when people couldn't fucking communicate with their representatives.
01:46:09.000 You couldn't get to Washington.
01:46:10.000 You couldn't just vote instantaneously on your email or your computer.
01:46:14.000 100% should be a way that you vote online.
01:46:17.000 Just like you can bank.
01:46:18.000 Just your email.
01:46:19.000 Make it easy.
01:46:19.000 That's your email.
01:46:21.000 No, that's not good because you have a social security number.
01:46:25.000 Everybody has one.
01:46:26.000 That's what you should be able to enter.
01:46:27.000 You should be able to enter into an app that everybody gets.
01:46:29.000 You have a photo.
01:46:30.000 You stand there.
01:46:31.000 It takes a photo of you. 0.99
01:46:31.000 It takes your fingerprint like it does when you order something with Apple Pay or some shit and vote. 0.99
01:46:36.000 It's not hard to do. 0.84
01:46:37.000 It's not hard to do.
01:46:38.000 They can do it.
01:46:38.000 They just don't want to invest any time.
01:46:41.000 It's way easier to control controlled groups of people.
01:46:44.000 As soon as you have everybody that's over 18 having access to vote instantaneously with their phone, you're going to get a very different result.
01:46:51.000 And you're going to get people like Justin Bieber becoming president.
01:46:54.000 Like really?
01:46:54.000 You gotta understand.
01:46:55.000 We have a popularity contest.
01:46:58.000 That's what being the president is. 1.00
01:46:59.000 It's fucking ridiculous. 1.00
01:47:01.000 If you look at the amount of people that are on Instagram or on Twitter, like people that have like 49 million followers, at any given time, one of those motherfuckers can string together some really good sentences and we're like, George Clooney for president! 1.00
01:47:12.000 We'll fucking do it. 0.99
01:47:13.000 We don't even care if you're good at it. 0.99
01:47:15.000 Katy Perry.
01:47:16.000 Katy Perry would be like, she's so powerful and so amazing! 0.88
01:47:20.000 I know!
01:47:20.000 She knows she can do it.
01:47:21.000 Lady Gaga could be the fucking president of the United States. 1.00
01:47:24.000 Mark my words. 1.00
01:47:24.000 She was on the Super Bowl. 1.00
01:47:26.000 She said she was a hundred nine million.
01:47:29.000 How many she got?
01:47:31.000 Okay, Selena Gomez could be president. 1.00
01:47:33.000 I'll vote for her right now.
01:47:34.000 I don't even know who she is.
01:47:35.000 She's dating the weekend.
01:47:36.000 I'm so lost.
01:47:37.000 I'm so out of the loop.
01:47:39.000 The problem you'd have to solve with the Electoral College is that if you do it just by popular vote like that, that's one issue with it, but also the fact that states that are not very populated would get ignored by the government. 0.95
01:47:54.000 They would get ignored when it comes to passing bills that help them or getting funding or subsidies, but also maybe they'd have to stop growing fucking corn and putting it in everything! 0.93
01:48:06.000 And get with the times. 0.98
01:48:08.000 Everybody's dying from corn, Brian!
01:48:10.000 Corn!
01:48:11.000 There's hope in you, man. 0.99
01:48:11.000 Corn-fed cunts. 0.99
01:48:12.000 You turned on Hillary. 1.00
01:48:13.000 I like that.
01:48:14.000 Oh yeah, I never liked Hillary, Bob. 1.00
01:48:15.000 I was under the impression that you were pro-Hillary.
01:48:19.000 I'm a libertarian, brother.
01:48:21.000 I'm a pretty conservative guy.
01:48:22.000 But there was no good choices.
01:48:24.000 There was no good choices.
01:48:25.000 No.
01:48:25.000 I couldn't.
01:48:26.000 Nobody wants to do it.
01:48:27.000 Hey, but I'm down to give Trump a chance to turn the economy around.
01:48:31.000 You have no other choice, Eddie.
01:48:32.000 He might.
01:48:33.000 There's a lot of pro-growth.
01:48:34.000 I'm not going to go after him, but I'm not sold on Trump.
01:48:37.000 But I like what he's saying.
01:48:38.000 I like that he's honest.
01:48:40.000 He's definitely...
01:48:41.000 He never said...
01:48:42.000 He never called Mexicans wetbacks or anything like that.
01:48:45.000 He just said... 1.00
01:48:46.000 He said the same shit Bill Clinton said about immigration in more of an abrasive way. 1.00
01:48:52.000 That's all. 0.99
01:48:52.000 He was more abrasive about it. 0.99
01:48:54.000 But Bill Clinton said the same shit. 1.00
01:48:55.000 He said all the same shit that people are upset about Trump. 1.00
01:48:58.000 He got his dick sucked in the White House. 1.00
01:48:59.000 That's not a big deal, man. 1.00
01:49:00.000 That's not a big deal.
01:49:01.000 Whoa, I celebrate that.
01:49:03.000 Let him go.
01:49:04.000 Hey, what about JFK? JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe while he was married.
01:49:08.000 A lot of women. 1.00
01:49:08.000 Allegedly. 1.00
01:49:09.000 JFK, the best dressed president of all time, too.
01:49:12.000 He had 11 affairs during his presidency. 0.99
01:49:15.000 Although, that could be bullshit. 0.97
01:49:17.000 That could be disinformation. 0.98
01:49:18.000 Oh, no, it's Will documented.
01:49:19.000 Who knows?
01:49:20.000 Maybe they were trying to smear him.
01:49:21.000 Here's my question.
01:49:22.000 He had chlamydia.
01:49:23.000 Should Donald Trump, if anything positive happens from this, it's going to inspire other people that are unconventional type candidates to run that might be better or more likely than him.
01:49:34.000 Nah, two-time Trump.
01:49:35.000 Two-term?
01:49:36.000 Two-term Trump?
01:49:37.000 You think so?
01:49:37.000 If the economy is doing well, he'll get another shot.
01:49:40.000 If it's not- You know what I like about Trump is the CIA is so against him, like John O'Brennan, the director.
01:49:48.000 Who's that?
01:49:48.000 He's the director of the CIA. He's publicly against him.
01:49:52.000 Then it's a good thing.
01:49:53.000 He's not the director of the CIA anymore, Brian?
01:49:54.000 No.
01:49:55.000 There's something good about Trump if that guy's against him.
01:49:57.000 Pompeo, I believe.
01:49:58.000 What happened with this fellow that used to be the head of the CIA? The head of the CIA is appointed by the president.
01:50:03.000 It's a civilian appointment.
01:50:05.000 John O'Brennan right now.
01:50:07.000 You're usually a civilian who runs the CIA. And you're appointed by the president.
01:50:11.000 Eddie says John O'Brien.
01:50:12.000 John O'Brennan's the director right now.
01:50:14.000 I believe it's Pompeo, isn't it?
01:50:16.000 He was.
01:50:17.000 He was Obama's director.
01:50:18.000 Oh, they switched it up?
01:50:19.000 Okay, he's out.
01:50:20.000 So he was Obama's director and he doesn't like the president.
01:50:24.000 Oh, he's going against him publicly.
01:50:25.000 Because obviously Obama didn't like the president.
01:50:26.000 Publicly.
01:50:26.000 You could punch that up.
01:50:27.000 John O'Brennan.
01:50:28.000 Trump appoints the head of the CIA. So he has his boyfriend.
01:50:31.000 He decides who, yeah.
01:50:32.000 I'm not sure if he does.
01:50:33.000 You think he does?
01:50:34.000 Well, he just said.
01:50:35.000 He just read it and said it.
01:50:36.000 And Halpern, the deputy director, was under investigation for running black sites.
01:50:42.000 So, you know, if you want to talk about a controversial undersecretary...
01:50:45.000 Say that again?
01:50:46.000 Halpern, is it Valerie Halpern?
01:50:47.000 She was an operative who ran a lot of the extraordinary rendition sites, the black sites where detainees under American supervision were tortured.
01:50:57.000 She ran that.
01:50:58.000 She was there.
01:50:59.000 She was brought up with the Senate Arms, the Intelligence Committee, and questioned.
01:51:05.000 What do you think it's like to bang a chick who runs a torture operation? 1.00
01:51:08.000 You better go hard in the paint. 0.96
01:51:10.000 I tried to look for pictures.
01:51:11.000 I couldn't find pictures. 1.00
01:51:12.000 You better go hard in the fucking paint. 1.00
01:51:13.000 Hard in the paint. 1.00
01:51:14.000 You better go hard in the paint.
01:51:16.000 Chains, whips. 0.94
01:51:18.000 She's a controversial character, man.
01:51:19.000 Some guys are into that, but I'm not into any kind of paint.
01:51:22.000 I'm way too lazy for that.
01:51:23.000 No pain.
01:51:23.000 I'm not going to be tied up.
01:51:24.000 Don't scratch me.
01:51:24.000 Don't bite me.
01:51:25.000 Don't scratch me.
01:51:26.000 No biting.
01:51:27.000 Don't bite my lip.
01:51:27.000 I'm not going to choke you out.
01:51:29.000 I can't punch you. 0.88
01:51:30.000 I don't like it. 1.00
01:51:31.000 This Fifty Shades of Grey has got people confused as fuck. 0.98
01:51:33.000 Some guys are into that! 0.98
01:51:34.000 There's no Fifty Shades of Browns. 1.00
01:51:36.000 That's from working in a fucking office. 1.00
01:51:37.000 That's what that shit's from. 1.00
01:51:38.000 Correct. 1.00
01:51:39.000 Being suppressed, working in that cubicle, constantly worried about human resources. 1.00
01:51:42.000 You get out of there, you want some bitch to tie you up and shit in your mouth. 1.00
01:51:45.000 That's what truth is. 1.00
01:51:46.000 Really?
01:51:46.000 Is that what it is?
01:51:47.000 You get fucking crazy. 1.00
01:51:48.000 I told you I dated a dominatrix, right? 1.00
01:51:50.000 In New York.
01:51:52.000 Was it crazy?
01:51:52.000 Dude, she brought me to her quote-unquote dungeon, which was really a fancy apartment.
01:51:56.000 Oh, you put on a gimp suit? 0.99
01:51:57.000 No, she liked it, but I was kind of dominant, because I don't know if you guys know I'm an alpha male.
01:52:00.000 Wow.
01:52:01.000 She had a chair.
01:52:02.000 Did I tell you this? 1.00
01:52:03.000 She had a chair, yeah, where you could tie your balls. 1.00
01:52:05.000 Yeah, go ahead. 1.00
01:52:06.000 You'd sit in a chair and there was a hole in the chair and your balls and cock would hang between the chair and she would put a ring at the base of where your cock and your balls meet and then you'd be chained to the floor and then she'd do whatever the fuck she wanted. 1.00
01:52:23.000 What did she do? 1.00
01:52:23.000 She said that her biggest clientele were all lawyers, mostly lawyers. 1.00
01:52:27.000 There was something about lawyers that liked to be dominated. 0.99
01:52:29.000 Did she kick you in the balls, B? When I worked at the strip club as a DJ, 0.99
01:52:48.000 there was guys that would come in and they would sit in the lap dance booth and want the girls and knee him in the balls. 1.00
01:52:53.000 What the fuck is wrong with them? 1.00
01:52:55.000 That makes me feel sick. 1.00
01:52:57.000 One a year.
01:52:58.000 Every year, one dude will come.
01:52:59.000 Just a freak. 0.91
01:53:00.000 Well, some guys like to be cut. 0.99
01:53:01.000 They like to be electrocuted.
01:53:03.000 I think there's also some real scientific inquiry into this, and they think that some people feel pain differently.
01:53:12.000 Which makes sense.
01:53:13.000 If you could be born with something wrong with your body, right?
01:53:17.000 If you could be born with some sort of a birth defect, why can't you be born with some sort of a defect in the way your body senses pain?
01:53:25.000 We're just assuming, like, you know, I don't like pain, you don't like pain. 1.00
01:53:27.000 You're like, fuck, pain must be awful to everybody. 0.99
01:53:29.000 I think some people are numb, and pain gives them, like, a vital shot in the arm to let them know they're still alive. 1.00
01:53:36.000 That's why people, a lot of depressed people like tattoos.
01:53:39.000 Oops, what was I saying?
01:53:39.000 Yeah.
01:53:40.000 According to Richard Walter, who's a big-time profiler for sadism, he's the guy who wrote the double helix, basically, on serial killers and how a serial killer becomes.
01:53:51.000 And he solves a lot of these cold cases, but he's an FBI profiler who deals with the worst cases, like the real sadists.
01:53:57.000 Sweet job.
01:54:01.000 So there's certain people that get off on the act of killing, right?
01:54:05.000 And in fact, they'll almost kill you, then bring you back to life. 1.00
01:54:08.000 They're real sick fuckers. 1.00
01:54:09.000 But he said all of those people, including cannibals and things, they all are getting a sexual charge out of whatever it is they do. 1.00
01:54:18.000 So, Cyril, regardless, it's power over the person.
01:54:22.000 But according to him, there's always a sexual drive for it.
01:54:28.000 That's so weird.
01:54:29.000 Yeah, like the one guy who they found, he was a cannibal, and he couldn't, he finally killed his two wives and they caught him because he just would do all these terrible things.
01:54:38.000 But he couldn't feel, when they found him, he had hat pins, I think this was in the 40s, 50s. 0.99
01:54:44.000 He had hat pins in his ass and his balls. 1.00
01:54:46.000 He had pins in his balls and hat pins stuffed in his ass. 1.00
01:54:51.000 And he was walking around, and he said that basically he had trouble feeling anything. 1.00
01:54:55.000 Anything. 0.99
01:54:56.000 And so he would stick these needles in his balls, and they found him. 0.99
01:55:01.000 They're like, wait, why are you killing eight people? 0.99
01:55:02.000 You torture people. 0.99
01:55:04.000 Let's start with your mother. 0.98
01:55:05.000 Well, wait a minute. 1.00
01:55:05.000 You got hat pins in your asshole. 1.00
01:55:07.000 Did you hear about the guy in Canada? 1.00
01:55:09.000 And pins in your balls. 0.99
01:55:10.000 Did you hear about the guy in Canada that had a mental episode on a bus, and he brought a knife with him in bags, like plastic bags, killed this guy, cut his head off with a knife, and then ate his eyeballs on the bus. 0.99
01:55:22.000 Beheaded a guy on a crowded bus.
01:55:23.000 People were on the bus. 0.79
01:55:24.000 They were sleeping.
01:55:24.000 It was late at night.
01:55:25.000 Cut this guy's fucking head off. 1.00
01:55:26.000 Ate his eyes. 1.00
01:55:28.000 They deemed him mentally ill.
01:55:29.000 They gave him medication, and they just released him.
01:55:32.000 What?
01:55:33.000 Hello, Canada.
01:55:34.000 What part of Canada?
01:55:36.000 Windsor?
01:55:36.000 Can't do shows there.
01:55:37.000 Was it Windsor, Ontario?
01:55:38.000 Where was it?
01:55:40.000 Where was it?
01:55:40.000 It says Manitoba.
01:55:42.000 Manitoba, sorry.
01:55:42.000 No one woke up?
01:55:43.000 Manitoba.
01:55:44.000 I don't know if people woke up or not, but there was cops that were outside while the guy was already dead and he was eating them.
01:55:50.000 There was cops and first responders that wound up committing suicide, apparently.
01:55:55.000 See if that's true.
01:55:55.000 That's what I had read, that it was such a gruesome, horrific scene that some first responders committed suicide.
01:56:02.000 But people, like, I got in, like, debate with people online about this.
01:56:05.000 They're like, look, he had a psychotic episode.
01:56:07.000 As long as he takes his medication, he'll be fine. 1.00
01:56:09.000 Fuck that. 1.00
01:56:09.000 And I was like, well, even if that's the case, the fact that someone could ever, in their existence, in their time, in their consciousness on Earth, be capable of sawing someone's head off with a knife and then eating their eyeballs on a bus, You can't ever let them out of your sight. 1.00
01:56:24.000 Because he never did that until he did it once.
01:56:26.000 He never did that until he did it once, and then he did it once.
01:56:29.000 Now you know he can do it.
01:56:30.000 So for you to let him go, I don't care what you say about mental illness, that is so irresponsible.
01:56:35.000 And he might have a relapse.
01:56:37.000 We don't know how he's going to react to the medication.
01:56:39.000 It never happened before, then it happened.
01:56:41.000 Which means it can happen.
01:56:42.000 I feel the same way about pedophiles. 0.99
01:56:44.000 If you rape the child, and you go through all the therapy in the world, I don't care. 1.00
01:56:49.000 I can't let you out. 1.00
01:56:51.000 Canadians are so fucking nice. 0.99
01:56:53.000 They're too nice. 0.99
01:56:54.000 That's what it is.
01:56:54.000 The guy salts on his head off, ate the eyeballs, and he's back on the street.
01:56:58.000 He didn't know any better.
01:56:59.000 He feels bad.
01:57:00.000 He feels super bad.
01:57:02.000 My bad.
01:57:04.000 Canadians are the nicest people I've ever come across.
01:57:07.000 I think they're the nicest nation.
01:57:09.000 They're pretty cool.
01:57:10.000 They're amazing. 0.86
01:57:10.000 They're so fucking nice. 0.86
01:57:12.000 Yeah. 0.86
01:57:13.000 And that's how something like that flies over there.
01:57:15.000 They have a social justice warrior president or prime minister.
01:57:18.000 Trudeau?
01:57:19.000 He's hilarious.
01:57:20.000 He wanted all the refugees. 0.98
01:57:22.000 Gadsad?
01:57:23.000 Do you know Gads?
01:57:23.000 Yeah, I know Gadsad.
01:57:24.000 Yeah.
01:57:24.000 Well, Gads has been, you know, he lives up there in Montreal.
01:57:26.000 He's a professor in Montreal.
01:57:27.000 And he just highlights all the ridiculous policies that this guy keeps promoting and the stuff that he gets behind.
01:57:35.000 What they're doing up there is really strange.
01:57:38.000 You could get arrested if you say things about certain people.
01:57:42.000 They don't have freedom of speech the way we have it. 0.99
01:57:44.000 They have these human rights councils that decide whether or not you should be able to do shit. 1.00
01:57:50.000 So if you get heckled by some lesbians and you call them a dirty dyke and say, go eat her asshole, you dirty bitch, or say something crazy like that, you could get arrested and then sued and lose. 1.00
01:58:00.000 And that happened in Vancouver. 1.00
01:58:02.000 Jesus Christ.
01:58:03.000 There's law, they have crazy laws as far as like using gender pronouns.
01:58:09.000 There's a large pushback to that in Canada too.
01:58:11.000 Well, Jordan Peterson's a big part of that pushback.
01:58:14.000 Without him, a lot of that would have just been swallowed up by the academics. 0.98
01:58:17.000 He's one of the first academics to stand up and go, hey guys, this is fucking crazy and this is just controlling people. 0.99
01:58:23.000 And when you start controlling people like this, it goes down this dirty road and this dirty road is a dictator. 0.98
01:58:29.000 This dirty road is like ideologies and dominating your patterns of speech and the whole marketplace of free ideas.
01:58:37.000 According to somebody else's agenda.
01:58:37.000 Exactly.
01:58:37.000 According to the agenda of equality, that great fuzzy utopia in the sky.
01:58:42.000 And if you listen to Jordan Peterson, he knows so much about Marxism that it shows you, like, oh, this is a pattern of human thinking.
01:58:48.000 It starts off by people that were really, like, well-intentioned, they're intellectuals, they're very kind, they're sympathetic, they're progressive, and they want everyone to be nice.
01:58:59.000 So one of the ways they do it is to be really evil to people they think are not nice.
01:59:03.000 That's right. 0.99
01:59:03.000 And then you create this fucking war. 0.99
01:59:05.000 Because they look at them as predators. 1.00
01:59:06.000 Yeah.
01:59:06.000 And that's that sort of like infantile...
01:59:09.000 But the problem is the people on the other side don't look at it that way.
01:59:13.000 Right.
01:59:13.000 So you're starting this thing and you're creating two shored up defenses and walls of offense.
01:59:18.000 You push in.
01:59:20.000 You start Molotov cocktailing universities that are giving speeches by guys who are Republicans.
01:59:25.000 You create that UC Berkeley thing.
01:59:27.000 Yeah, what happened with Milo? 0.99
01:59:29.000 I pulled him out of the fucking building to save his life. 0.99
01:59:31.000 People are rioting outside the building. 1.00
01:59:33.000 They did $100,000 worth of damage to the school.
01:59:35.000 For thinking.
01:59:36.000 I thought Berkeley was so tolerant.
01:59:38.000 What a surprise.
01:59:39.000 They lit cars on fire.
01:59:41.000 We were in Portland.
01:59:43.000 Milo was there and someone got shot at this thing.
01:59:45.000 Somebody got shot in the stomach right by us.
01:59:47.000 Yeah.
01:59:47.000 No, it's crazy.
01:59:48.000 And if you listen to what he's saying... 1.00
01:59:50.000 He's saying some racist shit, right? 1.00
01:59:52.000 Nothing compared to the reaction it's getting. 1.00
01:59:55.000 Nothing. 0.99
01:59:55.000 He's mostly half of a troll. 0.99
01:59:58.000 He's like half of a comedian. 0.99
01:59:59.000 When he says things, he's bitchy. 1.00
02:00:01.000 He's a bitchy gay guy. 1.00
02:00:02.000 They're calling him a Nazi, and he's a fucking gay Jew. 1.00
02:00:05.000 It is one of the funniest things ever. 1.00
02:00:07.000 They're calling this guy a Nazi and a white supremacist.
02:00:09.000 What's the slogan of his tour, though?
02:00:11.000 It's intense. 1.00
02:00:12.000 Dangerous faggot tour. 1.00
02:00:13.000 But he's gay. 1.00
02:00:15.000 He's gay and he talks about his love of black dick. 1.00
02:00:18.000 He's a comedian? 1.00
02:00:19.000 No! 0.99
02:00:20.000 He's a writer and a troll. 0.98
02:00:23.000 But like an intelligent troll and a British guy who's got people on... 0.95
02:00:27.000 If you look at what he actually said... 1.00
02:00:28.000 Yeah, and they said it was because he said rude, racist shit, organized some sort of an attack on Leslie Jones. 0.99
02:00:36.000 But he didn't do it. 0.99
02:00:38.000 Like, if you look at what he said, how responsible is someone who cracks a joke about someone?
02:00:44.000 Like, he said something about Leslie Jones, wouldn't be the first time I was turned down by a black man.
02:00:51.000 Something along those lines. 0.97
02:00:52.000 Like, bitchy, but funny.
02:00:53.000 And for that, just for that, for saying that, because she was mad at his review or something along those lines? 0.84
02:00:58.000 No, I thought his followers started sending her horrible comments.
02:01:01.000 Maybe, but how much of that can you push onto him?
02:01:03.000 Yeah, you can't control that.
02:01:05.000 You can't control it.
02:01:06.000 I'm not asking what he said.
02:01:07.000 What I'm saying is if you look at what he actually said, if that's grounds for a ban, we're dealing with some extreme censorship.
02:01:13.000 So you've got to figure out, like, when is he responsible?
02:01:16.000 See, did he say, hey guys, go get him?
02:01:18.000 No, he didn't.
02:01:18.000 But you know who did do that?
02:01:19.000 It's Leslie Jones.
02:01:20.000 There was a tweet where Leslie Jones, someone was attacking her and she was like, go get him to that person.
02:01:26.000 Which is like, look, that's her prerogative too. 0.99
02:01:28.000 If you want to be a cunt and start attacking this woman who's a very hilarious comedian for no reason, I think she should be able to say fuck you and do it publicly and say go get him to her fans. 1.00
02:01:38.000 But here's the point is, Milo never said that. 0.99
02:01:42.000 Milo literally never said go get him, but yet he was sort of held responsible for things that other people said. 0.94
02:01:49.000 There's so many crazy people out there.
02:01:51.000 The idea that you can control them and you can just say, people who like Brian Callen, you are responsible for those people.
02:01:57.000 You have to set a good example.
02:01:58.000 We're going to kick you off our platform.
02:02:00.000 That's essentially what they're saying.
02:02:01.000 It's crazy.
02:02:01.000 It's weird.
02:02:02.000 It's their prerogative, though.
02:02:03.000 Pull up what he actually said.
02:02:04.000 I also think it's interesting.
02:02:05.000 Pull up what Milo actually said that got banned.
02:02:07.000 You know, you're not going to change.
02:02:09.000 We always have to remember that if you disagree with the other side, the idea is to try to get them to agree with you or try to come up with some kind of a consensus so you can move ideas forward and move the world forward.
02:02:19.000 And what we have with this kind of reaction to Milo is if you're going to do $100,000 worth of damage in your protest...
02:02:25.000 Well, that's fine.
02:02:26.000 And Milo will have to be escorted out and you won't listen to him and you close your mind.
02:02:29.000 You're not moving anything forward or making anything better, though.
02:02:32.000 You're just creating a big old division.
02:02:35.000 And I guess you guys can stay in your echo chamber.
02:02:38.000 They'll stay in their echo chamber and nobody will listen to each other and we won't learn anything. 0.97
02:02:41.000 Well, this is the product of being raised in this system, this two-party system, and this ridiculous idea that there's us and them, and now that they're in, there's this, you know, all people have to fight back, and you have to punch Nazis. 1.00
02:02:54.000 It's all this crazy shit that people are saying. 0.94
02:02:56.000 But when you listen to what Milo actually says, even if you disagree with him, which I do all the time, like, I disagree with a lot of what he's saying. 0.99
02:03:04.000 Sam Harris put it best.
02:03:05.000 He's like, half of it is like a performance.
02:03:07.000 Right.
02:03:08.000 It's like he seems insincere a lot of the times, and he's very acutely aware that he's generating a response.
02:03:13.000 And the things that he's saying that they're saying, like, you know, they're saying that he's racist, or he's this terrible white nationalist, or something like this, they're just making stuff up so that they can start attacking him more freely, because it's easier.
02:03:26.000 What he said is definitely controversial.
02:03:29.000 He said some of it is definitely rude.
02:03:31.000 Some of it is preposterous.
02:03:33.000 Some of it doesn't make any sense. 0.99
02:03:34.000 Like, he's pro-circumcision because he doesn't want dicks to have extra skin hanging off of him. 0.98
02:03:38.000 He says he'll fight with you about it. 0.99
02:03:40.000 You know?
02:03:41.000 He's a Catholic, I think he is.
02:03:43.000 I'm like, okay.
02:03:44.000 That's funny.
02:03:44.000 You believe that?
02:03:45.000 He's like, absolutely.
02:03:46.000 Catholicism is the best religion.
02:03:48.000 It's the most amazing religion.
02:03:49.000 I'm super... 0.90
02:03:49.000 Like, he's crazy. 0.90
02:03:50.000 Okay. 0.93
02:03:51.000 Okay, so he started making fun of Jones.
02:03:53.000 He wrote an article, first of all, let's say one thing.
02:03:55.000 He wrote an article where he did a mean critique of the new Ghostbusters for women.
02:04:02.000 And he said essentially that it was like a feminist film. 0.99
02:04:05.000 And he pointed out some really important shit. 1.00
02:04:07.000 He's like, every guy in the movie is a fucking idiot. 1.00
02:04:08.000 And every woman saves the world. 1.00
02:04:10.000 And he's like, it's kind of ridiculous. 0.86
02:04:12.000 So he says... 0.83
02:04:15.000 So he writes this.
02:04:16.000 So she was getting hate mail from his response, I guess, from his thing.
02:04:19.000 Racial abuse that she was getting. 0.99
02:04:21.000 And he said, everyone gets hate mail for fuck's sake. 0.99
02:04:25.000 One tweet read. 0.99
02:04:26.000 Another one called Jones barely literate.
02:04:28.000 Later, she shared fake screenshots.
02:04:31.000 Oh, he shared fake screenshots that made it appear if Jones were making profane and offensive postings.
02:04:37.000 Twitter didn't say exactly why it banned Yiannopoulos, only telling Breitbart Ryder that he was permanently banned for violation of the company's rules, prohibiting participation in or exciting targeted abuse of individuals.
02:04:48.000 So, what makes that, like, okay, I could see, like, if he was retweeting things...
02:04:54.000 That were very rude.
02:04:56.000 I would love to see what those things were. 0.99
02:04:59.000 See how rude they were or maybe they were silly. 0.96
02:05:02.000 Let's see the tweets. 0.99
02:05:04.000 They were bad.
02:05:04.000 Can we see the actual tweets?
02:05:06.000 They were crazy racist.
02:05:10.000 Click on that link there, Jamie. 0.99
02:05:11.000 Scroll back down.
02:05:12.000 See where it says, it made it appear if Jones were making profane and offensive postings?
02:05:17.000 Click on that.
02:05:18.000 Let's see what it looks like.
02:05:20.000 What was actually said.
02:05:23.000 This was not me.
02:05:24.000 Okay, okay. 0.99
02:05:25.000 Uncle Tom Fagnero needs to get his racist ass out my mentions. 1.00
02:05:31.000 Shit like this makes me think we need to gas these goddamn faggots to death. 1.00
02:05:35.000 Okay, so it's not really her. 1.00
02:05:37.000 That's fake, yeah.
02:05:38.000 Somebody made a fake picture. 0.99
02:05:39.000 That's kind of fucked up to do to Leslie Jones. 0.99
02:05:41.000 Yeah, it's terrible. 0.99
02:05:42.000 Well, how do we know?
02:05:43.000 Okay, you gotta assume that he knew that that wasn't him, right?
02:05:46.000 She posted one that he posted, right?
02:05:48.000 But hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:05:49.000 We gotta assume that...
02:05:50.000 Go back to that again, Jamie.
02:05:52.000 You gotta assume that he knew that that wasn't really her, right?
02:05:55.000 You don't think that he really thought she wrote that.
02:05:57.000 So if he retweets that, if that's a fake account, what's the difference?
02:06:01.000 Okay, so it's just a photo that someone put up.
02:06:03.000 Oh, did he make it or did he...
02:06:04.000 Someone else did it and he retweeted it.
02:06:06.000 He retweeted it, I guess.
02:06:08.000 Okay, so let's see what the other ones are.
02:06:09.000 Although it looks like it's verified.
02:06:11.000 It's Lesdog.
02:06:12.000 So did he retweet this?
02:06:14.000 Someone sent it to him, and he retweeted it.
02:06:17.000 Okay, here's one.
02:06:18.000 Lesdog, your Ghostbusters isn't the first to have an ape in it. 1.00
02:06:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:06:21.000 That is super racist. 1.00
02:06:23.000 Yeah, it is.
02:06:23.000 Whoa.
02:06:24.000 It's awful.
02:06:24.000 So he retweeted that.
02:06:26.000 He retweeted that.
02:06:27.000 Okay.
02:06:28.000 Yeah, that's not cool. 0.98
02:06:29.000 That's pretty fucking rude. 0.98
02:06:30.000 That's bad. 0.99
02:06:30.000 Okay, what else we got? 0.99
02:06:32.000 That's just shitty, man. 1.00
02:06:34.000 Just that makes me want to punch him. 1.00
02:06:36.000 Well, listen, he's definitely got some issues. 1.00
02:06:38.000 He's a dick. 1.00
02:06:39.000 He's got some fucking issues. 1.00
02:06:41.000 We're good. 1.00
02:06:42.000 We get it. 1.00
02:06:42.000 He's a dick. 1.00
02:06:43.000 Well, he's definitely got some issues. 1.00
02:06:46.000 That's not a cool thing to do.
02:06:47.000 But what he's doing, he incites talk.
02:06:50.000 And because of that, his book is now number one on the Amazon bestseller list.
02:06:55.000 What's he trying to accomplish?
02:06:56.000 What's his goal?
02:06:58.000 No one knows.
02:06:59.000 The book's not even out yet.
02:07:01.000 He's a really interesting guy in a lot of ways.
02:07:04.000 He's very smart.
02:07:05.000 I talked to him off air.
02:07:06.000 He's a very intelligent guy.
02:07:07.000 He's very cordial, very good to talk to.
02:07:09.000 I really enjoy talking to him. 0.73
02:07:10.000 And we joked around a lot when we did the podcast together because I grilled him about certain things that I think are ridiculous.
02:07:15.000 And eventually he gives in and starts laughing with you.
02:07:18.000 He's a very smart guy, but I don't know what he's doing. 0.88
02:07:21.000 I don't know if this is the real him, or if this is him doing a performance, or if it's a combination of both, or if he's finding himself in the midst of this hurricane of negativity and popularity, which would it be just assuming that he's bulletproof, that he can't be influenced by this fucking crazy ordeal that he's going through, 0.93
02:07:36.000 and occasionally do shit that he shouldn't have done, like reposting some horrible racist thing? 0.92
02:07:41.000 He's young. 0.99
02:07:42.000 I mean, he's maybe 30-something, right?
02:07:44.000 How old is my mom? 0.98
02:07:44.000 Yeah, you know, you made a point, that's a really interesting point you just said, made, about if this is, like, in transition. 0.98
02:07:50.000 Sure he is.
02:07:50.000 He's growing just like all of us are.
02:07:52.000 Yeah, and even, like, it depends on, you know you can catch somebody in a moment where they can sound, if you, they can sound not like themselves.
02:08:00.000 Oh, he's young.
02:08:01.000 Yeah, he's young.
02:08:01.000 He's 33. Fucking smart dude, I'm telling you.
02:08:03.000 I believe it. 0.99
02:08:04.000 I just, like, yeah, I definitely disagree with retweeting that racist picture of Leslie Jones looking like a gorilla.
02:08:09.000 Yeah.
02:08:09.000 This one guy who said something, he was at the theater in France that they shot up during a performance.
02:08:16.000 He was in the band, I believe.
02:08:17.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:08:18.000 Yeah, so remember when those guys opened fire from the stage?
02:08:21.000 Oh, at the live concert.
02:08:22.000 Yes, at the live concert.
02:08:23.000 Death metal.
02:08:24.000 Yeah, death metal. 0.99
02:08:26.000 And he said something about Islam.
02:08:30.000 Right after that, he was emotional and people had died and it was his concert and he saw all kinds of stuff.
02:08:36.000 And he said something that they picked up.
02:08:40.000 And he did an interview because they just did a documentary on it.
02:08:42.000 And he said something really interesting.
02:08:44.000 They said, you said something about Islam.
02:08:46.000 Do you have any regret about that?
02:08:48.000 And it was pretty racist.
02:08:49.000 And he said, all right, well, look, first of all, I love people.
02:08:52.000 We have a lot of Muslim fans and everything else.
02:08:54.000 He said, what happened there was my emotions were so heightened...
02:08:58.000 And there was a span of time where I was thinking in a very emotional, uncharacteristic way that I usually am.
02:09:11.000 I was hot off of something tragic and I didn't even know how to make sense of it.
02:09:16.000 I don't want you to reread what I said because that's not who I am.
02:09:20.000 But in that sliver of time, that's how I was feeling and I lashed out in pain.
02:09:25.000 It's a very honest way of putting it.
02:09:27.000 It is. 0.97
02:09:27.000 And I thought that's why we have to be careful about taking quotes and then applying that to a person's entire character, which we do all the fucking time. 0.97
02:09:35.000 You say Milo made that quote? 0.85
02:09:35.000 Yeah, we do that all the time. 0.85
02:09:36.000 No, no, no.
02:09:36.000 This was a guy in the band after he said something about his own.
02:09:38.000 But it made me think about that.
02:09:40.000 We do this all the time where we say, you said that one thing.
02:09:42.000 You said a sentence.
02:09:44.000 Let's highlight that and let's just say that's who the man is.
02:09:47.000 You've got to be careful with that.
02:09:49.000 Sometimes you've got to be held accountable for what you're tweeting.
02:09:51.000 We can't always give everyone That's true, too.
02:09:58.000 That's true, too. 0.98
02:09:59.000 But we also have to recognize that, like, at 33 years of age, especially, dude, I was a moron when I was 33. And if I had gotten drunk and I decided to retweet some shit, thank God Twitter wasn't around then. 0.99
02:10:10.000 I would have said the stupidest shit. 1.00
02:10:11.000 33's not that young, and if he's a smart guy... 1.00
02:10:13.000 Yes, it is. 1.00
02:10:14.000 You say stupid shit? 1.00
02:10:14.000 I stay stupid shit. 1.00
02:10:16.000 I've never retweet anything racist. 1.00
02:10:18.000 I'm 33. No, you're not racist.
02:10:20.000 No, not at all.
02:10:21.000 But with him, this is a pattern.
02:10:23.000 Maybe.
02:10:24.000 You don't get a free pass for being 33. But here's the thing, man.
02:10:26.000 His whole thing is courting controversy.
02:10:29.000 That's essentially what he's doing. 0.82
02:10:31.000 By saying feminism is cancer, he's organizing a fistfight. 0.93
02:10:35.000 He's calling them out, and he's organizing a verbal fistfight. 0.95
02:10:37.000 He has to be saved.
02:10:39.000 He's probably on Adderall, so he's talking 100 miles an hour.
02:10:41.000 He's really articulate, and he's gay, and he looks fabulous.
02:10:45.000 And he's got bleach blonde hair, and he wears weird clothes.
02:10:48.000 Can I see a picture?
02:10:48.000 And when he's killing it, like on stage, he's a very good orator.
02:10:51.000 So he's engaging them in these debates that he's got carefully thought out responses, carefully thought out sentences about- So he knows what he's doing.
02:10:59.000 He definitely knows what he's doing.
02:11:00.000 There you go.
02:11:00.000 He definitely knows what he's doing.
02:11:01.000 He's fucking smart as shit. 0.99
02:11:02.000 How was your conversation with Henry Rollins, speaking of articulately? 1.00
02:11:06.000 He's getting a little pointy with this racism thing.
02:11:09.000 Look at him.
02:11:09.000 There he is.
02:11:09.000 Oh, look at him.
02:11:10.000 Oh, I love that hair.
02:11:11.000 He's a good looking guy.
02:11:12.000 He's a handsome fella.
02:11:13.000 Hell yeah, he's handsome. 1.00
02:11:14.000 Profound love of black dick. 1.00
02:11:15.000 He talks about it all the time. 1.00
02:11:16.000 He just loves black dick. 1.00
02:11:17.000 Which is also one more way that they have a hard time attacking him. 1.00
02:11:19.000 Because he's a gay Jew that loves black dick. 1.00
02:11:22.000 Like, he's got the spectrum covered. 1.00
02:11:24.000 He's like, there's a triangle of invincibility that's around him.
02:11:27.000 Hmm.
02:11:43.000 This is what fascism is.
02:11:45.000 You can't enforce your view of the world on people through violence because that's what you're doing when you're a fascist.
02:11:51.000 And that's what people need to understand.
02:11:52.000 Like, you can't just use the verb fascist when it applies to right-wing people. 0.99
02:11:55.000 If you're keeping people from communicating, if you're keeping a gay Jew from talking shit on your stage, and you can't just counter what he's saying with someone who's better at talking shit that has better points, so instead, you want to throw a chair through the window at fucking Starbucks? 1.00
02:12:08.000 Look, stop. 1.00
02:12:09.000 You guys are fascists. 0.88
02:12:10.000 I know you don't think you're fascist, even if you think you're right.
02:12:13.000 The way you're doing it is 100% wrong.
02:12:15.000 This isn't a...
02:12:16.000 The guy's not a Nazi.
02:12:17.000 He's not someone who's...
02:12:18.000 Even if he's said a racist thing in the past, he's not the first. 1.00
02:12:22.000 Every fucking comedian has said racist shit. 1.00
02:12:24.000 Les Dogg herself had a bunch of racist shit they pulled off of her Twitter page. 1.00
02:12:29.000 We don't hate her for that. 1.00
02:12:31.000 She had a bunch of shit about white people, just generalizing about white people in general. 1.00
02:12:35.000 If you ever did that about black people, you would get blackballed from Hollywood for life. 1.00
02:12:38.000 Of course. 1.00
02:12:39.000 But we allow a certain amount of stupid shit to come out of people's mouths if we think that you're not a bad person. 1.00
02:12:45.000 Yeah, and if you disagree with somebody, the way you beat a bad idea... 1.00
02:12:50.000 It's with a better idea. 0.99
02:12:51.000 What you don't do is you don't start this fucking meme of punch Nazis. 0.99
02:12:55.000 Like, everybody keeps saying punch Nazis. 0.99
02:12:58.000 Like, don't say that. 1.00
02:12:59.000 You're talking stupid shit. 1.00
02:13:00.000 Did you see that guy get punched on air, though? 1.00
02:13:02.000 Girls are getting maced. 1.00
02:13:03.000 Did you see that girl get maced in the face? 1.00
02:13:05.000 No.
02:13:06.000 She had a Make Bitcoin Great Again hat, and they came up and maced her in the face because it looked like a Make America Great Again hat.
02:13:13.000 Doesn't matter, man.
02:13:14.000 They maced her in the face. 1.00
02:13:16.000 A guy hit her in the head with a sign and another guy maced her in the face. 1.00
02:13:20.000 God, they're ruthless.
02:13:21.000 Tell you who they weren't ruthless with is our boy Jake Shields.
02:13:24.000 He was at the protest.
02:13:26.000 He's lucky he didn't get maced.
02:13:27.000 He's lucky he didn't get maced in the face and they ran the train on him.
02:13:30.000 You need more than maced to fight Jake Shields if you're just a regular protester.
02:13:33.000 The problem with maced is you can't see.
02:13:35.000 And if people just jump on you and you can't see.
02:13:37.000 Look, Jake could probably jack 90% of them that come anywhere near Not with mates, though. 1.00
02:13:41.000 If you can't see and someone hits you over the back of the head with something, these fucking people are doing exactly what they would hate. 0.99
02:13:47.000 And when I see people, there's people that have been calling out for a coup. 1.00
02:13:50.000 They're calling out for a military coup.
02:13:53.000 I've seen more than one person say this.
02:13:56.000 Like, the military needs to step in and take our country back. 0.99
02:13:58.000 And I'm like, holy shit, is this a Patrick Swayze movie from the 80s? 0.99
02:14:02.000 Well, they're thinking exactly the way a fascist would or a tyrant would. 0.99
02:14:06.000 They just have a different target.
02:14:07.000 That's what I always say.
02:14:09.000 It's amazing how many people think exactly like their enemy.
02:14:13.000 Exactly like their enemy. 1.00
02:14:14.000 I want to kill all of them or whatever. 1.00
02:14:15.000 And yet, the only difference is they have a different target. 1.00
02:14:19.000 Well, it's crazy when you have a legitimate contest.
02:14:21.000 You had a legitimate popularity contest and one guy wins.
02:14:24.000 And you're not happy that the guy wins, so you want to start riots. 0.98
02:14:28.000 Like, you might have fucked up and not voted, or you might not have done such a good job of picking a candidate, or you might have had the wrong campaign, but you have to accept when someone wins, otherwise there's no fucking point in having this contest. 0.95
02:14:41.000 We have this contest every four years, and if you don't accept who won, as long as there's not... 0.99
02:14:46.000 The cheating, whatever the cheating happened, it probably happened on both sides. 0.99
02:14:50.000 Whatever legal shit they got away with, whatever shenanigans, and the PR they did to him with the whole grab-em-by-the-pussy thing and all that. 1.00
02:14:57.000 I mean, there's... 1.00
02:14:58.000 There's attacks left and right on both sides.
02:15:00.000 He came out ahead.
02:15:02.000 People aren't happy.
02:15:03.000 I understand that people aren't happy, but you can't think that you can start a riot now because you didn't want him to be in there. 1.00
02:15:09.000 They had a stupid fucking contest. 1.00
02:15:11.000 He won the stupid fucking contest. 1.00
02:15:13.000 The problem is you're having a stupid fucking contest to see who runs the world. 1.00
02:15:17.000 And also it's important to have a little compassion for the other side in this terms. 1.00
02:15:21.000 I constantly hear Trump voters being characterized as homophobes, rednecks, dumb hillbillies, and all that stuff. 0.99
02:15:27.000 Because they're in there. 1.00
02:15:29.000 They're in the mix.
02:15:29.000 They're in the mix on both sides and both categories.
02:15:34.000 Here's the thing.
02:15:35.000 It might also be worth taking a little bit of a human approach and looking at Trump voters.
02:15:39.000 Maybe a lot of Trump voters, maybe a lot of Trump voters who are good people didn't like Trump that much either, but they liked Hillary way less. 0.91
02:15:46.000 Or maybe Hillary's talking the way Obama has been for the past eight years and their lives haven't changed.
02:15:51.000 For sure.
02:15:51.000 They were desperate to see anything else work.
02:15:53.000 Be a little compassionate on why a lot of people voted for Trump.
02:15:57.000 Because remember, this country voted a black president and a lot of those voters were white two times in a row.
02:16:04.000 In order for him to have won, you have to have some people that voted for Obama in the last term that voted for Trump this term.
02:16:10.000 Correct!
02:16:11.000 There's a lot of people that thought it would be a better thing to have him other than her.
02:16:15.000 Yeah, so they're not all racist.
02:16:17.000 They're not all homophobes.
02:16:19.000 That's why I was always really careful about...
02:16:21.000 I was always critical of Trump.
02:16:22.000 I was very careful not to be critical of Trump voters because... 0.98
02:16:26.000 Yeah, but you're not being honest because there are dummies in there too. 0.98
02:16:29.000 Just like there's dummies in the Hillary camp. 1.00
02:16:31.000 And that's why those stereotypes exist.
02:16:33.000 When you talk about the latte-sipping Hillary supporters who literally know nothing about what are the negative things she's done.
02:16:40.000 If you say anything about her, you're a sexist.
02:16:42.000 I mean, there's a lot of that going on too.
02:16:43.000 Those are real people. 0.95
02:16:45.000 Like, the real ridiculous people on the left and the right, they're all real. 0.99
02:16:48.000 You know, so the hillbillies that love Trump, dude, I've seen it, man. 0.98
02:16:51.000 I saw a video where this guy got pulled over in an altercation with this guy, hitting this other guy, got in sort of a traffic altercation, and this guy comes up to his window.
02:16:59.000 He's calling him the N-word, and he's saying, Trump, man, I'm with Trump.
02:17:03.000 Trump's the president now.
02:17:04.000 And it's that type of person.
02:17:06.000 Of course.
02:17:06.000 There are people like that that want to let you know that this is their guy now because they're white and that this is like a racist thing.
02:17:16.000 Their race is winning.
02:17:18.000 You think there was KKK people that voted for Hillary?
02:17:21.000 Like a special group?
02:17:22.000 No chance.
02:17:23.000 KKK for Hillary? 0.99
02:17:24.000 How many KKK people are there?
02:17:27.000 Let's be honest.
02:17:28.000 How many just straight up racists and how many KKK people?
02:17:30.000 2,000?
02:17:31.000 Official KKK members. 0.87
02:17:33.000 I don't even know if they're racists. 1.00
02:17:34.000 I think they're just dicks. 1.00
02:17:35.000 There are a lot of just dicks. 1.00
02:17:36.000 Maybe 200,000. 0.99
02:17:36.000 I'm sorry. 0.99
02:17:37.000 200,000 I thought I saw.
02:17:38.000 Okay.
02:17:38.000 That sounds...
02:17:39.000 I wouldn't doubt if there was a million.
02:17:41.000 In the South?
02:17:42.000 I think there's definitely probably a million racists.
02:17:45.000 I'm talking about official KKK. Ku Klux Klan members.
02:17:49.000 Joining an organization is annoying.
02:17:51.000 How many UFC fans are there?
02:17:52.000 There's a lot.
02:17:53.000 But if you had to join an organization to be a UFC fan, there'd be far less of us.
02:17:56.000 You mean buying a pay-per-view? 0.99
02:17:57.000 No, if you had to wear a hood and go to a fucking flame. 0.99
02:18:00.000 You had to go to a bonfire. 1.00
02:18:01.000 5,000.
02:18:03.000 What?!
02:18:03.000 More than 40 different Klan groups exist, many having multiple chapters or claverns.
02:18:08.000 That's cute.
02:18:09.000 Incuting a few that boast a presence in a large number of states.
02:18:12.000 There are over 100 different Klan chapters around the country with a combined strength in members and associates that may total around 5,000.
02:18:18.000 I said 2,000.
02:18:19.000 Oh my god, they're a little bigger than 10th Planet.
02:18:22.000 It's a little bigger. 1.00
02:18:24.000 I'm on their ass, though! 1.00
02:18:26.000 Fuck the KKK. That is so crazy. 1.00
02:18:29.000 I don't even know if they're smart enough to be anything. 1.00
02:18:31.000 I think that they are, a lot of people are just sort of guys who want to be part of a group, and they've been told something, they don't do any research, and they're just dicks. 0.99
02:18:42.000 I mean, there are a lot of just shitheads who want to be part of a hate group. 0.98
02:18:45.000 A lot of the problem with black versus white is the same problem as left versus right. 1.00
02:18:50.000 Black versus white and left versus right share that fucking team thing, man. 0.99
02:18:53.000 They share that team thing, and white people want to think that they're on one team, and black people want to think that they're on another team, and we fuck each other up doing that. 1.00
02:19:00.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
02:19:02.000 Human beings are very tribal. 1.00
02:19:04.000 I mean, anthropologists tell you that all the time, that human beings are tribal. 1.00
02:19:08.000 It's about time this generation has cut the shit. 1.00
02:19:11.000 No, absolutely not. 1.00
02:19:13.000 What do you mean?
02:19:14.000 Well, I'll tell you why.
02:19:14.000 You don't think it's about time?
02:19:15.000 You know, with Jared Diamond, who wrote Guns, Germs, and Steel, he's a great, amazing guy, and he said that he, fascinating, when they were studying different tribes in Papua New Guinea that had been isolated, so they weren't really influenced by Western culture at all, and what would happen was they'd have two tribes that would get along really well,
02:19:33.000 and they even intermarried, and they shared things and everything else, and as soon as There became scarce resources like water or game.
02:19:44.000 And one side's very existence started to get threatened.
02:19:48.000 So, for example, maybe this one tribe's closer to a water source.
02:19:52.000 And the other water source dried up.
02:19:54.000 So what'll happen is, it's really amazing, is very quickly the tribes will start making up stories about each other.
02:20:01.000 Yeah, we've talked about this before on another podcast.
02:20:03.000 I don't know.
02:20:04.000 Yeah, we talked about this.
02:20:05.000 You did.
02:20:05.000 You talked about how they decided in a very short amount of time the other people were bad and they went over and killed them.
02:20:10.000 Yeah, so I think that's human nature, man. 0.99
02:20:12.000 And I think when you start talking about getting along, getting along until you can't afford certain shit. 0.98
02:20:17.000 Yeah, but you can now. 0.99
02:20:18.000 That's the whole point.
02:20:19.000 Like, right now, life has never been easier.
02:20:22.000 So what I'm saying is, it's about time that this generation, like, figure out that people are just people. 1.00
02:20:28.000 That it's fucking stupid for all redheaded people to join together and form a clan of fellow people. 1.00
02:20:34.000 That's obviously not working. 1.00
02:20:34.000 I agree with that. 1.00
02:20:35.000 It's just so stupid. 1.00
02:20:36.000 I think that's getting through. 1.00
02:20:37.000 It is.
02:20:38.000 It is.
02:20:38.000 It is getting through.
02:20:39.000 And it's more getting through today, I think, than ever before in history.
02:20:42.000 Because of the internet, right?
02:20:44.000 Yeah, because even if you go back and watch those old Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know which ones they don't show?
02:20:54.000 Well, they don't show that dude that much.
02:20:55.000 I bet they show it a lot.
02:20:56.000 They don't show Pepe Le Pew either. 1.00
02:20:59.000 It's rapist. 1.00
02:20:59.000 He's a little rapist. 1.00
02:21:00.000 That skunk is a rapist motherfucker. 1.00
02:21:04.000 Fuck that cat, remember? 1.00
02:21:05.000 He was just trying to kill that cat. 1.00
02:21:09.000 Always. 1.00
02:21:09.000 You imagine if you went outside and a skunk was trying to fuck your cat? 1.00
02:21:13.000 Like your favorite cat and some wild skunk. 1.00
02:21:16.000 Just all up on her all the time?
02:21:18.000 Like your sweet cat that you pet behind her ears and she purrs.
02:21:21.000 You love her. 1.00
02:21:22.000 This dirty skunk, this fucking chicken-eating monster. 1.00
02:21:25.000 Skunks eat chickens, by the way. 1.00
02:21:26.000 Yeah, they break into chicken coops. 0.92
02:21:27.000 I didn't know that.
02:21:28.000 Caught one trying to get into my chicken coop.
02:21:30.000 They're carnivorous?
02:21:30.000 What'd you do with them?
02:21:31.000 They're a 100% predator.
02:21:32.000 Skunks are predators.
02:21:34.000 I didn't know that.
02:21:34.000 Yeah, we think of them as they eat ground-nesting birds, rats, rodents, chickens.
02:21:39.000 They'll fuck up your chicken. 0.99
02:21:40.000 He couldn't get in. 0.99
02:21:40.000 He couldn't get in when we chased him off, though. 0.99
02:21:42.000 He stunk up my whole fucking yard. 1.00
02:21:44.000 Damn. 1.00
02:21:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:21:44.000 Were you the one who showed me the deer eating the birds that were stuck in the fence? 1.00
02:21:48.000 Yeah, they eat birds. 0.99
02:21:48.000 Isn't it weird that you could be driving on the goddamn freeway with your windows rolled up, airtight, and pass through a cloud of skunk? 0.99
02:21:56.000 And you smell. 1.00
02:21:57.000 How does it get through the goddamn world? 1.00
02:21:59.000 How does it get through? 0.99
02:22:00.000 I'll tell you exactly how.
02:22:01.000 How is it so strong?
02:22:01.000 The same way, the skunk smell is so strong that your reaction to it is like a bloodhound's reaction to a person's scent.
02:22:09.000 It's like electricity?
02:22:10.000 That's how we can understand how a bloodhound works.
02:22:13.000 And a bloodhound's probably even better than that.
02:22:15.000 But in parts per million, whether or not you can detect it, skunk smell is so bad that in parts per million, they can shoot it in a backyard and you could smell it literally a mile away.
02:22:24.000 Wow.
02:22:25.000 Well, that's how a dog works. 1.00
02:22:27.000 Like a good bloodhound, they'll fucking smell you a mile away. 0.99
02:22:31.000 They just gotta figure out where it's coming from. 0.99
02:22:33.000 They'll run that way.
02:22:34.000 Nope, it's getting weaker.
02:22:35.000 They'll go run that way.
02:22:36.000 Nope, it's getting stronger.
02:22:37.000 You think it's electrical?
02:22:37.000 No, it's a smell.
02:22:39.000 It's particles.
02:22:39.000 How does it go through the glass?
02:22:42.000 How do you breathe, Eddie?
02:22:44.000 You would run out of air if that thing was airtight.
02:22:46.000 Do you understand that air is coming into your car?
02:22:48.000 It's not airtight?
02:22:49.000 Well, how come you don't feel the breeze when you're driving?
02:22:51.000 Because it goes through a whole system that's inside your dash.
02:22:53.000 You would feel a breeze.
02:22:54.000 No, no, no.
02:22:55.000 It gets backed up.
02:22:56.000 It gets backed up.
02:22:57.000 And then it comes through filters.
02:22:58.000 Like, you can open the filters so the vents come through, and then you can actually feel the breeze blow on you when you're on the highway. 1.00
02:23:04.000 Or you can close that shit. 0.99
02:23:05.000 But air still gets in. 1.00
02:23:06.000 It still gets into the cabin.
02:23:08.000 I'm going to guess that it's electrical.
02:23:10.000 Hey, Eddie, come on, man.
02:23:11.000 Well, you should definitely guess.
02:23:12.000 Unless you're driving a Flintstone car.
02:23:14.000 There's no libraries by my house, guys.
02:23:16.000 You should definitely guess.
02:23:16.000 You guys are lucky.
02:23:17.000 You guys want to have libraries right next to your house.
02:23:19.000 The library is closed.
02:23:20.000 You should go online with your phone.
02:23:21.000 Just stay off YouTube.
02:23:22.000 How about that? 0.95
02:23:23.000 Go online with your slave phone.
02:23:25.000 Stay off Flat Earth 69's YouTube page.
02:23:27.000 Yeah, with your phone made by slave labor.
02:23:30.000 I'm going to throw this away to prove that I don't believe in slavery.
02:23:33.000 Let's all throw away our iPhones.
02:23:35.000 They've made these phones.
02:23:36.000 What was the name of that company that made phones that were sustainably resourced?
02:23:42.000 What was the company called?
02:23:43.000 It was like Ethical Phones.
02:23:45.000 They tried to make some green phone.
02:23:48.000 Or, it's okay, man.
02:23:50.000 This guy makes 50 bucks an hour, and everybody's happy.
02:23:53.000 And they have families.
02:23:54.000 They work three days a week.
02:23:55.000 Wait, wait.
02:23:56.000 Isn't the material used...
02:23:57.000 Isn't that mine in the Congo?
02:23:59.000 The sticks.
02:24:00.000 Yeah.
02:24:00.000 Little kids with sticks have to pull it out of the rocks.
02:24:03.000 Well...
02:24:03.000 It's Coltrane.
02:24:04.000 Yeah.
02:24:05.000 I gotta talk to my mom.
02:24:05.000 They get it in a couple different places.
02:24:07.000 Guess where else they get it?
02:24:08.000 Afghanistan.
02:24:10.000 Afghanistan.
02:24:11.000 They found trillions of dollars worth of minerals in Afghanistan.
02:24:14.000 Hey guys, I can't believe this is here.
02:24:17.000 Amazing. 0.99
02:24:17.000 It's like they had a whole X on a fucking map. 0.99
02:24:22.000 The Russians were digging. 1.00
02:24:23.000 We were digging.
02:24:24.000 Then finally, hey guys, can't even believe this.
02:24:27.000 But guess what?
02:24:27.000 There's like trillions of dollars worth of minerals here.
02:24:30.000 Trillions!
02:24:31.000 I bet they're just saying that.
02:24:32.000 They're just there for the opium.
02:24:33.000 And they're like, no, no, there's minerals here.
02:24:35.000 It's endless.
02:24:36.000 We just struck minerals.
02:24:38.000 See, this is where there's a flaw in your thinking.
02:24:40.000 They're going to take both of those things.
02:24:41.000 They want both of those things. 0.99
02:24:43.000 The opium for fucking sure. 0.99
02:24:46.000 You know, Sturgill Simpson played a song on Saturday Night Live about the opium trade. 0.99
02:24:52.000 They let him get away with it.
02:24:53.000 Talking about how Afghanistan is like a front for it. 0.99
02:24:56.000 They probably didn't know the lyrics.
02:24:57.000 That economy is run by opium production.
02:24:59.000 He's also a country music star.
02:25:01.000 That's all good.
02:25:03.000 He killed it on the Grammys.
02:25:04.000 They grow a lot of poppies. 1.00
02:25:05.000 He's a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00
02:25:06.000 They grow 96% of the world's opium. 1.00
02:25:09.000 And we're over there.
02:25:11.000 For sure, just for freedom.
02:25:14.000 Freedom.
02:25:15.000 We don't care about opium or even minerals.
02:25:18.000 Are those minerals here?
02:25:19.000 Wow, amazing.
02:25:21.000 We're going to pull out, but we're going to leave behind a vacuum.
02:25:24.000 A big-ass hose.
02:25:26.000 We go down to a battleship. 0.99
02:25:27.000 We're going to fill that motherfucker up with heroin every six months. 1.00
02:25:29.000 Can't you just grow heroin in the United States in greenhouses? 1.00
02:25:33.000 Can't you grow anything in a greenhouse?
02:25:34.000 It's not viable.
02:25:35.000 Hold on, what is that?
02:25:36.000 Jamie, would you just pull up?
02:25:37.000 Extra cost to make Google phone in the U.S. only four bucks? 0.99
02:25:41.000 Holy shit. 0.99
02:25:42.000 Not the iPhone, though. 0.99
02:25:43.000 The iPhone would cost $2,000.
02:25:44.000 Which phone is that?
02:25:45.000 This is a Moto X a couple years ago.
02:25:47.000 I'm going to the bathroom.
02:25:48.000 Okay.
02:25:49.000 Well, that's a good phone.
02:25:50.000 It's only $4 more.
02:25:51.000 The biggest cost it says is that in China they have, at least maybe in one plant, up to 30,000 industrial engineers to help the workers if something goes wrong.
02:26:00.000 Dude, they're saving mad cash.
02:26:02.000 They're saving mad cash in China.
02:26:04.000 Well, not just saving mad cash. 0.99
02:26:06.000 They also know what the fuck they're doing. 0.98
02:26:08.000 They've been doing it for a long time. 0.99
02:26:09.000 If you started that up in the United States, there'd be a lot of trial and error.
02:26:13.000 You'd have to be willing to throw away a lot of money. 0.99
02:26:14.000 Dude, the glitches, the bugs, the phones would be shit. 0.99
02:26:17.000 Come on, man. 0.99
02:26:18.000 Think about it.
02:26:19.000 It'd be like an American car in the 80s.
02:26:21.000 They said an iPhone in America, first to build it now, would cost $2,000 with our resources.
02:26:25.000 Yeah, I take that back now.
02:26:26.000 You know what?
02:26:27.000 You're right.
02:26:27.000 But what does it cost now?
02:26:28.000 It costs $1,000, right?
02:26:29.000 Well, now the new iPhone's like $700, right?
02:26:32.000 Yeah, that's the comparison I do.
02:26:33.000 What is an iPhone 7S? What does that cost?
02:26:36.000 They haven't made that yet.
02:26:38.000 Are they going to put that auxiliary input back in on the next one?
02:26:42.000 Are they going to ever bring that back to your auxiliary input?
02:26:44.000 No, man.
02:26:45.000 You can get an adapter.
02:26:48.000 I use adapters.
02:26:49.000 You know, you get a lightning adapter, sticks it in, has a regular hole in the bottom of it.
02:26:53.000 Pretty simple, works good.
02:26:54.000 The iPhone 8, it's supposed to be flip-capable.
02:26:57.000 They're bringing out the flip.
02:26:58.000 Flip?
02:26:58.000 There's a lot of rumors out right now.
02:27:00.000 Come on.
02:27:00.000 They said it's going to be no plugs to it, and it's all wireless charging, which is maybe or maybe not true right now.
02:27:05.000 It's going to be terrible.
02:27:06.000 Electricity's going to be in the air.
02:27:07.000 We're all going to die.
02:27:07.000 That's what, when Tesla was talking about putting electricity in the air, having it out there like radio, you're going to generate things, we're going to be walking around with Tesla coils bouncing off us.
02:27:17.000 Come on.
02:27:19.000 That could have been real.
02:27:21.000 Aren't we already walking through a sea of electricity?
02:27:25.000 Isn't that already happening?
02:27:26.000 There's definitely a lot of electricity around us, and there's definitely Wi-Fi in this room.
02:27:31.000 We might be in an ocean of electromagnetism, right?
02:27:35.000 Yeah, bro.
02:27:36.000 Think about that.
02:27:37.000 What's powering you?
02:27:39.000 Your muscles?
02:27:40.000 Your muscles are powering you?
02:27:41.000 We're like plugged into some electrical outlet.
02:27:44.000 Well, you know what it is?
02:27:45.000 Electricity is definitely a part of us. 1.00
02:27:47.000 There's a lot of shit going on. 0.99
02:27:49.000 There's water, that's important. 1.00
02:27:50.000 Electricity that conducts through the water.
02:27:52.000 There's all the vitamins that you have to eat in order to keep your...
02:27:55.000 But what's keeping the electricity in us?
02:27:56.000 Think about that.
02:27:57.000 Jesus.
02:27:58.000 Jesus.
02:27:59.000 JC. Nothing but the love of Jesus.
02:28:02.000 I think we're running on wireless electricity already.
02:28:05.000 For sure.
02:28:05.000 That's just my guess.
02:28:06.000 That's my guess.
02:28:07.000 We're like a bunch of cricket phones.
02:28:08.000 Do you think that Wi-Fi and cell phone signals and all the signals that are around us all the time that just didn't exist when people were first created?
02:28:18.000 It can't be healthy.
02:28:20.000 How bad is it?
02:28:22.000 We're not dying from Wi-Fi, right?
02:28:23.000 We have no idea.
02:28:24.000 Because remember the Bluetooth that you put to your ear?
02:28:26.000 Like, ah, I probably shouldn't do that.
02:28:28.000 Right.
02:28:28.000 Or didn't they find that cell phones were bad?
02:28:30.000 Like, sleep next to them, put it next to your ear? 0.65
02:28:32.000 Yeah, people say that it fucks with your karma.
02:28:34.000 Yeah.
02:28:34.000 Or your chi.
02:28:35.000 One of them fake things.
02:28:36.000 Well, what happened to brain tumors?
02:28:38.000 You know, talking on cell phones.
02:28:40.000 Did they let that go or is that real? 1.00
02:28:41.000 But didn't, what's her name, the fucking singer? 1.00
02:28:44.000 Didn't she have, um, all I wanna do is have some- Sheryl Crow. 1.00
02:28:48.000 Didn't Sheryl Crow say that she got a brain tumor from doing press on a cell phone in the 90s? 1.00
02:28:54.000 She thinks that's who gave it to her because it's on the same side of her head? 0.99
02:28:56.000 What kind of fucking press store were you wanting? 0.99
02:28:58.000 Here's what's crazy. 1.00
02:28:58.000 I talked to a dude who had cancer of his bone in his hip, and it was right where he kept his cell phone. 1.00
02:29:05.000 And the doctor said that there's recurring instances that he's dealing with of people that had cell phones.
02:29:11.000 This guy had to get a bone graft, bro.
02:29:13.000 He had to cut a cancerous chunk.
02:29:14.000 Clip on the side?
02:29:15.000 They had to cut a cancerous chunk of his bone off, and then they had to put a bone graft from somewhere else in there and fill it back in place.
02:29:22.000 And he was saying that this doctor was telling them that all these guys that come in and they have those hip things, their cell phones on, like that's the side where they would get cancer.
02:29:31.000 Most girls usually put their phone in their back pocket. 1.00
02:29:34.000 You're going to see a lot of ass tumors. 1.00
02:29:36.000 Could be, dude. 0.99
02:29:37.000 Could be. 0.99
02:29:38.000 Well, we'll get some dick tumors. 1.00
02:29:41.000 But wouldn't your fingers get the most tumors? 0.99
02:29:43.000 Yes.
02:29:44.000 Well, where's the hand cancer?
02:29:45.000 Because my hands feel good.
02:29:46.000 Yeah, my hands do feel nice.
02:29:47.000 It just doesn't seem to be bothering anybody.
02:29:49.000 No one's getting hands cancer. 1.00
02:29:51.000 You know, maybe you just got a weak hip bone, you fucking pussy. 1.00
02:29:53.000 Maybe you need to walk it off. 1.00
02:29:54.000 Yeah, maybe it's just a coincidence. 1.00
02:29:56.000 Maybe you shouldn't clip your goddamn cell phone to your hip like a psycho. 1.00
02:30:00.000 But did you see Sheryl Crow? 1.00
02:30:01.000 Did you find that article? 1.00
02:30:02.000 No shit. 0.99
02:30:03.000 She actually had benign cancer, and she didn't want to get the tumor removed. 0.99
02:30:06.000 Whoa, but she got a tumor in her dome on the same side as where her cell phone was, and that's why she thought that it was from doing press.
02:30:13.000 Super skeptical hippo face.
02:30:15.000 How dare you?
02:30:16.000 Back when there was no internet, you know, and you had to do press for a radio, or for radio, and you had to do press for an album that was coming out, you just call people up and do interviews, and that's what you did.
02:30:27.000 Look at this.
02:30:28.000 Sheryl Crow, my brain tumor may be related to cell phone use.
02:30:31.000 See? 0.99
02:30:32.000 They chose a fucked up picture of her too. 0.99
02:30:34.000 She must have been drunk there. 1.00
02:30:35.000 God, dog. 1.00
02:30:35.000 Just fucking spray tanned up. 1.00
02:30:37.000 There are no doctors that will confirm that. 1.00
02:30:40.000 Said Crowe.
02:30:41.000 50 said Monday while appealing on the premiere of Katie, the new syndicated talk show hosted by Katie Couric.
02:30:48.000 Hilarious.
02:30:49.000 I do have a theory that it's possible that it's related to that.
02:30:52.000 I used to spend hours on the old archaic cell phones.
02:30:56.000 Well, she's probably right.
02:30:57.000 There's no doctors that will even confirm that.
02:31:00.000 You know what?
02:31:00.000 But it's...
02:31:01.000 Part of a brain where she often held her phone.
02:31:04.000 Have you ever noticed?
02:31:06.000 Everyone holds it there.
02:31:07.000 Yeah, let's chalk it up to something else.
02:31:09.000 But it might be true, though.
02:31:10.000 Could be the sun.
02:31:11.000 Maybe it is.
02:31:11.000 But it could be that that's what happened.
02:31:13.000 That's totally possible.
02:31:14.000 That she had that phone up to her head and rotted her brain.
02:31:17.000 It's a stretch.
02:31:17.000 You would hear more about more cases.
02:31:20.000 Well, the doctors agree with me.
02:31:22.000 Maybe there's a cover-up.
02:31:23.000 Maybe there's a cover-up.
02:31:24.000 It's hard to cover up because a lot of people are trying to test it.
02:31:27.000 Here's the other problem.
02:31:28.000 I don't know.
02:31:29.000 I'm just guessing.
02:31:29.000 Maybe the doctor works for Apple.
02:31:31.000 Are you going to just talk over them or are you going to let them talk?
02:31:33.000 I'm listening to him because he's getting me thinking about something because he's talking about...
02:31:36.000 Here you go.
02:31:37.000 Like a cover-up.
02:31:38.000 Jesus Christ.
02:31:39.000 He was in the middle of talking.
02:31:39.000 You just force over him.
02:31:41.000 Just bullshitting. 0.97
02:31:42.000 Well, you might be right. 0.98
02:31:43.000 Maybe the doctors work for Apple or...
02:31:46.000 I don't know.
02:31:46.000 I just want to know what happened to that.
02:31:48.000 I mean, you would think it is.
02:31:50.000 I would believe that it is dangerous.
02:31:51.000 I don't know.
02:31:52.000 But maybe it's not.
02:31:53.000 I hope it's not. 0.99
02:31:54.000 I hope that's all bullshit. 0.99
02:31:55.000 But, I mean, does anybody fucking know? 0.99
02:31:57.000 They don't know yet. 0.97
02:31:58.000 Well, they haven't been around that long.
02:32:00.000 Uh-uh.
02:32:00.000 Yeah.
02:32:00.000 Like, how long have people been using cell phones the way we're using them now, where you're constantly on them?
02:32:05.000 20 years.
02:32:06.000 No.
02:32:06.000 Has it been normally?
02:32:07.000 8 years?
02:32:08.000 Yeah.
02:32:08.000 No, it's more than that.
02:32:09.000 Yeah, during the 90s, you had those...
02:32:10.000 Ten years?
02:32:11.000 No.
02:32:11.000 Remember, you had 20 minutes a month?
02:32:13.000 My iPhone came out in like 07 or 08. A smartphone.
02:32:15.000 Something like that.
02:32:15.000 Because smartphones were the thing that did it.
02:32:17.000 Was it 07 or 08?
02:32:18.000 Yeah.
02:32:19.000 So from then on, people are slowly but surely getting more and more integrated into using that electronic device and constantly being near there.
02:32:26.000 Because before that, there was no Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram or any of that.
02:32:30.000 Three weekends.
02:32:31.000 Yeah, there was no answering questions on Google.
02:32:34.000 And also, you could text and send calls forever.
02:32:37.000 There was no internet until 2007. Nobody was going online with their phone before that.
02:32:41.000 People were still on their phone, weren't they?
02:32:42.000 No, not like now.
02:32:44.000 I remember you got the Trio. 1.00
02:32:46.000 Yeah, piece of shit. 1.00
02:32:49.000 That's why Blackberry was so important, because of the email. 1.00
02:32:52.000 No one was on the phone.
02:32:54.000 You're not on your phone a ton texting.
02:32:56.000 Actually, people have had their phones at their heads for longer, since like what?
02:33:00.000 Since probably 92?
02:33:04.000 Yeah.
02:33:04.000 That's what Sheryl Crow was saying.
02:33:06.000 You know, Sheryl Crow became popular in 94. I remember that because I had just come to LA and all I wanted to do was have some fun was like on the radio back then.
02:33:14.000 It was a big jam. 0.97
02:33:15.000 So those phones were just, they might as well have been plutonium in a fucking big gulf cup. 0.96
02:33:20.000 Well, they're like this. 1.00
02:33:21.000 You held those bitches over your head. 1.00
02:33:23.000 But actually, I read this thing about how when radiation, like from a phone or whatever, I guess the idea is that it can break apart certain, like, mitochondria or DNA strand. 0.99
02:33:37.000 What is it? 0.99
02:33:37.000 Sounds like some bullshit, too. 0.99
02:33:40.000 It disrupts certain... 1.00
02:33:41.000 Did you get that from the library, bro? 0.98
02:33:42.000 No, I fucking can't remember. 0.96
02:33:43.000 It disrupts things, and that process can actually cause sometimes cancer. 0.95
02:33:48.000 So it's pretty hard to kind of draw a through line because there's so many different causes of cancer.
02:33:54.000 Well, also, there's the reality that what causes cancer to you is not going to cause cancer to him versus not going to cause cancer to another person.
02:33:59.000 Right.
02:34:00.000 And what would make you sick, everybody has their own weird biological makeup.
02:34:04.000 Hell yeah.
02:34:04.000 Some people are super susceptible to all sorts of weird diseases that other people aren't.
02:34:08.000 And there's also environmental factors. 0.99
02:34:09.000 Maybe where you work is kind of fucked up, too. 0.99
02:34:12.000 Maybe you're working in a gas station or something like that, or you're doing auto repair and you're fucking breathing in paint fumes and shit, and then on top of that, you're dealing with that. 0.99
02:34:20.000 That could just be a combination of factors. 1.00
02:34:23.000 It kills your immune system.
02:34:25.000 It's like when you smoke cigarettes, not everybody who smokes even a lot for a lifetime gets lung cancer.
02:34:31.000 Some people just don't.
02:34:32.000 They live in their 90s smoking cigarettes.
02:34:34.000 It's crazy.
02:34:34.000 But then, you know, there's also the reality of living anywhere in high population centers.
02:34:38.000 You're being poisoned.
02:34:40.000 Yeah.
02:34:40.000 Everybody around us is being poisoned.
02:34:41.000 You think we're poisoned? 1.00
02:34:42.000 Fuck yes, 100%. 1.00
02:34:44.000 How? 1.00
02:34:44.000 When you come over that hill and you look down into the valley and everything is brown as fuck, you are breathing that. 1.00
02:34:51.000 You are 100% Breathing. 0.99
02:34:54.000 And your household chemicals.
02:34:55.000 You don't see it when you get down.
02:34:57.000 But you know how I can tell?
02:34:58.000 Because there's a place near, like, there's a place where you drive over between, like...
02:35:06.000 Topanga and like DeSoto, like that area, where you could like look over and you could see the mountains sometimes.
02:35:13.000 Like maybe like Winnetka, coming down the 101. You can see the mountains sometimes.
02:35:17.000 And sometimes you don't see the mountains.
02:35:19.000 It's crazy. 1.00
02:35:19.000 The fucking shit hides mountains! 1.00
02:35:22.000 Yep. 1.00
02:35:22.000 The snow. 1.00
02:35:23.000 Giant, snow-covered mountains that you could get lost on and die in.
02:35:27.000 Yeah.
02:35:27.000 And you don't see it at all.
02:35:29.000 You just see brown.
02:35:31.000 Yeah.
02:35:32.000 You're breathing that.
02:35:33.000 That's right.
02:35:34.000 100%.
02:35:34.000 It's been like that forever in LA. It's crazy.
02:35:37.000 It's the valley.
02:35:38.000 It holds in.
02:35:40.000 It's a mixture, too. 0.99
02:35:40.000 But it's way worse now than it was back when people were on horses and shit. 0.99
02:35:45.000 You know what Bud Brutzman told me? 0.99
02:35:48.000 Old friend of ours, producer guy, he said that before people even settled in Southern California, the Indians called Southern California the land of the smoke.
02:35:58.000 Yeah, valley of the smoke.
02:36:00.000 Yeah, valley, something like that, right?
02:36:01.000 Yeah.
02:36:02.000 And you see, I've noticed this since I was a kid, sometimes you can't see the mountains.
02:36:06.000 There's too much smog, and then a storm happens, and then everything's clear.
02:36:10.000 And then it's just a cycle.
02:36:12.000 I thought that we were going to come to a day where it would never clear up.
02:36:16.000 It would just be so bad after 20 years, but it's actually still the same.
02:36:21.000 Like Mexico City.
02:36:21.000 Oh, it's gotten way better.
02:36:22.000 The air quality in Los Angeles is way better.
02:36:24.000 Cars are way better.
02:36:25.000 Yeah, cars are cleaner.
02:36:26.000 Yeah, so eventually the wind just will clean it.
02:36:30.000 Here's a real crazy fact.
02:36:32.000 More population.
02:36:33.000 A Porsche 911 Turbo, the air that comes out is cleaner than the air that goes in if you're driving in L.A. What's a fact?
02:36:40.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:36:40.000 Really?
02:36:41.000 Yep.
02:36:41.000 Porsche 911 Turbo.
02:36:42.000 What?
02:36:43.000 Its carbon emissions are so low that the air that it takes in into those turbochargers, goes through the combustion engine, and comes out the exhaust is actually cleaner than the air it's taking in.
02:36:52.000 How about this crazy statistic?
02:36:54.000 The average car...
02:36:55.000 The average car on the 70s emitted more pollution sitting without its engine on in a driveway because of fuel evaporation than the average car on the highway today in Los Angeles.
02:37:06.000 Totally makes sense.
02:37:07.000 That's brand new.
02:37:07.000 You remember we used to hear the gas slosh around back there?
02:37:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:37:10.000 If you had a car, like an old car, and you took a turn, you went a little sideways, you'd hear the gas slosh around the back of your fucking shitty car. 1.00
02:37:19.000 Carburetors before we had catalytic converters. 1.00
02:37:20.000 Oh, you smelled it inside the car.
02:37:22.000 You had to roll the windows down when you were on the highway.
02:37:25.000 It's not bad, right?
02:37:25.000 It's like magic markers.
02:37:27.000 I dig that stuff.
02:37:28.000 Sharpies, I'll smell Sharpies. 0.99
02:37:29.000 So anybody that's worried about being poisoned, you're definitely being poisoned.
02:37:33.000 We're breathing in brake dust, 100%.
02:37:34.000 It's not good for you, and it's going to shorten your life.
02:37:38.000 It might only shorten your life by a few years.
02:37:40.000 It might make the last few years of your life more uncomfortable. 0.82
02:37:42.000 But if you go somewhere where this is not the case, you go to like fucking Deer Valley, Utah, you go hang out up there, look out over the mountains, breathe the air. 0.96
02:37:52.000 Wow. 0.96
02:37:53.000 Then live there?
02:37:55.000 Hey, my parents live there. 1.00
02:37:56.000 Just kill me three years early, I'm gonna party. 0.99
02:37:59.000 That's why I brought it up. 0.57
02:38:00.000 It's awesome up there.
02:38:01.000 They love it.
02:38:02.000 Dude, it's beautiful up there, man.
02:38:03.000 It's cool to visit.
02:38:05.000 No, the problem is we gotta get more cool people to live up in a place like that.
02:38:08.000 That's right.
02:38:08.000 That's what you gotta do.
02:38:09.000 Like, we're in the wrong spot.
02:38:10.000 Like, the people that we know are all awesome, but we're definitely in the wrong spot.
02:38:14.000 The only thing that's good about this spot is that it's warm, there's no bugs.
02:38:17.000 But the real problem is, it's warm, there's no bugs.
02:38:20.000 So everyone loves it. 0.92
02:38:22.000 Like, one of the reasons why the Indians call this a valley of smoke is, like, fire is fucking normal for here. 0.75
02:38:26.000 Things are supposed to burn down, and then they build back better. 0.68
02:38:29.000 I mean, this is like, it clears out an entire forest. 0.99
02:38:34.000 Controlled burns is something that forest services do because you have to burn down a certain amount of the old shit. 0.98
02:38:40.000 Otherwise, it just becomes kindling. 0.96
02:38:41.000 And then when the fires do come, they're unmanageable. 0.93
02:38:44.000 And then on top of that, the carbon needs to fucking be recirculated into the earth.
02:38:48.000 It's a good thing to have these burns. 0.95
02:38:50.000 And that happened for millions of years.
02:38:52.000 And now because there's no burns, it changes the environment.
02:38:56.000 There's places that they used to have burns and now they control them.
02:38:59.000 So then the forest goes away.
02:39:01.000 And you just got these big... 0.98
02:39:02.000 Dry-ass, grassy, shitty areas over hundreds of years of doing this. 0.99
02:39:08.000 It's so weird, man. 0.99
02:39:10.000 The way people live, we think that we can just stay in one spot, and this spot's gonna be fine.
02:39:16.000 That's never been the case anywhere on Earth!
02:39:18.000 So we're just supposed to move constantly?
02:39:19.000 We're supposed to be nomadic.
02:39:21.000 You have to move.
02:39:22.000 Ah, that's back in the day.
02:39:23.000 No, dude.
02:39:23.000 You can't stay right next to the ocean.
02:39:25.000 That fucking... 1.00
02:39:26.000 That Malibu coast is a joke. 1.00
02:39:28.000 But I own property. 1.00
02:39:28.000 Those people with the fucking... 1.00
02:39:29.000 Oh, look, I've got a cement post. 1.00
02:39:31.000 This is my spot. 1.00
02:39:32.000 Bitch, you're on the edge of the great water. 1.00
02:39:36.000 Just... 1.00
02:39:36.000 Right next to you is a giant monster of water. 1.00
02:39:39.000 It's miles deep.
02:39:41.000 It's three quarters of the surface of the earth.
02:39:44.000 And you're like, the edge is mine.
02:39:46.000 Get off.
02:39:46.000 Don't you frizz me in front of my edge.
02:39:49.000 We like pick a spot like some crazy stupid crab that's like locked itself on a reef and it's cleaning the reef as its own. 0.99
02:39:56.000 That's what we're like. 1.00
02:39:57.000 We're like standing by the ocean with your $20 million house in Malibu, kicking surfers off your front.
02:40:03.000 Like, you're buying the great water!
02:40:04.000 You think that's gonna stay there? 1.00
02:40:06.000 Get the fuck out! 1.00
02:40:07.000 Go to the hills! 1.00
02:40:08.000 At any time, there could be an earthquake and a big wave.
02:40:12.000 The one that goes all the way to Arizona can come over the top.
02:40:15.000 Have you ever went to Malibu and checked any houses out?
02:40:18.000 Yeah, I lived in Malibu for a while.
02:40:19.000 You didn't like the waves, right?
02:40:21.000 Yes, dude.
02:40:21.000 No, no, no, no.
02:40:22.000 My daughter broke her arm at school, and we couldn't stay at this place because it had staircases that were really steep, and there was one that went down to the ocean.
02:40:30.000 It was one of them electric stairs, and it was broken.
02:40:33.000 And so it only went like this. 0.99
02:40:34.000 So you had to climb it like a fucking ladder. 0.99
02:40:36.000 It was sketchy as fuck to get down to the ocean. 0.99
02:40:39.000 And it just was too dangerous where her arm was broken. 0.98
02:40:42.000 You love Malibu, though.
02:40:43.000 I remember that.
02:40:44.000 I love the air.
02:40:46.000 I love the looking at the ocean.
02:40:48.000 But I don't want to live there.
02:40:49.000 I don't want to live next to the big water monster.
02:40:52.000 I do.
02:40:52.000 Because when you're at high, this is what happened with me and the missus.
02:40:55.000 We got high one night and went downstairs.
02:40:58.000 There's this downstairs to this house.
02:40:59.000 It's like literally the water's coming in right under the house.
02:41:03.000 That's scary.
02:41:04.000 And we were sitting there, and me and her were looking out the window. 1.00
02:41:06.000 And I looked at her, and I go, fuck. 1.00
02:41:08.000 Fuck this place. 1.00
02:41:10.000 A little too high, maybe. 1.00
02:41:11.000 I was like, fuck this place. 1.00
02:41:12.000 No, no, no, no. 1.00
02:41:13.000 You realize what it really is.
02:41:14.000 Like, when you're right there at night in a house overlooking the ocean, it's real nature reveals itself to you.
02:41:23.000 Because you can be really complacent when you see everything.
02:41:27.000 See, when it's light out, you see everything.
02:41:30.000 You look up, the sun's shining, the clouds are moving, you see birds.
02:41:35.000 Ah!
02:41:35.000 Ah!
02:41:36.000 You look down at the ocean and you go, wow, this is so cool.
02:41:39.000 It's so calming being by the ocean.
02:41:41.000 But when you're at night, it's black and there's nothing out there and you realize, oh my God, that's all water!
02:41:50.000 I'm scared.
02:41:52.000 We rented it for three months.
02:41:54.000 I stayed there five times.
02:41:55.000 Are you serious?
02:41:58.000 Well, part of it was because my daughter broke her arm, but part of me was like, oh, God's so high that I realized the nature of it.
02:42:03.000 It is a big, dark monster of water that is totally unfeeling and teeming with life.
02:42:11.000 And, most likely, if you look at the habits of nature, most likely, when things become too dominant, something comes along and tries to take them out.
02:42:19.000 When things take too much from one environment, they wind up starving or going extinct.
02:42:23.000 This is like the constant cycle of life, right?
02:42:26.000 Here we are.
02:42:27.000 Here we are, standing next to this great wall of life that we've been Sucking out with nets. 0.95
02:42:36.000 Killing everything.
02:42:37.000 Could you imagine if you could go back 500 years and just look under the water and see what it looked like and then go back to today and look under the water and see all the fish gone?
02:42:45.000 Yeah.
02:42:45.000 Like how many fish there must have been a thousand years ago?
02:42:48.000 Huge dead zones.
02:42:48.000 Huge dead zones we've created.
02:42:49.000 Do you imagine how clean it must have been everywhere before we were pumping our shit? 1.00
02:42:55.000 When I was scuba diving in Tahiti just a couple months ago, you look out and all you see is fucking schools of fish. 0.99
02:43:04.000 It's like Finding Nemo. 0.99
02:43:05.000 There's no difference.
02:43:06.000 I swear to God, you see sharks.
02:43:08.000 I looked and I go, there are four sharks there, lemon sharks.
02:43:10.000 That's probably what it was always like.
02:43:12.000 Dude, it's like teaming with life.
02:43:14.000 That was probably the whole ocean.
02:43:16.000 Yeah.
02:43:16.000 At one point in time.
02:43:17.000 The coral, when you touch the coral, like there are things in the coral, like he told me to just put your fingers, and it was this big flower, it was beautiful, and it just went and disappeared.
02:43:25.000 Oh, like Avatar.
02:43:26.000 Like a magic thing.
02:43:28.000 It's the most magic.
02:43:28.000 Scuba diving, I was down there for so long that I almost got nitrogen poisoning.
02:43:32.000 Really pleasant way to die, actually.
02:43:33.000 You just, you go, you just, people will take their regular out and give it to the fish so they can breathe, and you just die.
02:43:39.000 You die super slick. 1.00
02:43:40.000 Not me, bitch. 1.00
02:43:41.000 I'm going to make it to the surface. 1.00
02:43:42.000 Yeah, I'm going to figure it out.
02:43:43.000 But I was down there for two hours, man.
02:43:45.000 You know what you never see when you scuba dive?
02:43:47.000 What fish?
02:43:47.000 What do you think?
02:43:48.000 What animal do you never see?
02:43:50.000 Blue whale.
02:43:51.000 Chickens.
02:43:52.000 Walruses.
02:43:53.000 You can see seals.
02:43:54.000 You never see...
02:43:54.000 Not at blue whale.
02:43:55.000 You can see whales.
02:43:56.000 You never see dolphins.
02:43:58.000 Because they don't like the bubbles.
02:43:59.000 And I talked to the guy who's been scuba diving for 40 years.
02:44:02.000 I said, you ever seen dolphins?
02:44:03.000 He goes, never.
02:44:05.000 They're too smart.
02:44:06.000 What?
02:44:06.000 So they see the bubbles and it's probably louder than them.
02:44:08.000 I guess they just don't like it. 1.00
02:44:09.000 Probably sounds like shit. 0.99
02:44:10.000 And then they probably don't like it that you could stay under. 1.00
02:44:13.000 No. 0.98
02:44:13.000 They probably don't like it when you go to the top and get the fuck out of there. 0.98
02:44:16.000 I don't know. 0.94
02:44:16.000 It's very interesting. 0.94
02:44:17.000 We saw a whole school of them as soon as we got up in the water.
02:44:20.000 Dolphins?
02:44:21.000 Yeah, the little ones too.
02:44:22.000 The gray ones.
02:44:23.000 You see them in Malibu all the time.
02:44:24.000 Maybe they hunt them.
02:44:25.000 Dolphins are in Malibu.
02:44:26.000 Well, I'm sure some people do.
02:44:27.000 They hunt them because they kill tuna.
02:44:29.000 That's one of the things that the Japanese do.
02:44:31.000 They're not really eating them as much as they're killing them in order to, like, because they get it, like, you know, you got hundreds of dolphins.
02:44:37.000 They find a school of tuna that decimate it.
02:44:39.000 And so these tuna men, you know, that, like... 0.95
02:44:41.000 They used to, if you watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi, have you seen that?
02:44:44.000 Great doc on Netflix.
02:44:45.000 Really interesting, but one of the things that really struck me was how he was talking about how when he first became a sushi chef, how easy it was to get the tuna, and how much tuna there was, and how it's radically diminished. 0.99
02:44:55.000 Well, Jiro got famous, you silly bitch. 1.00
02:44:58.000 Well, he didn't really. 0.99
02:44:59.000 His place is a tiny little-ass place, but I'm talking about from the time he was a young man, to like now, he's like, what is he, like in the 70s or something like that?
02:45:05.000 Yeah, I think he might be dead, actually. 0.87
02:45:06.000 His son runs it now.
02:45:07.000 Yeah.
02:45:07.000 His son runs?
02:45:08.000 Yeah, I think he's no longer alive.
02:45:10.000 So he died after the movie?
02:45:10.000 I think so.
02:45:11.000 I don't think so.
02:45:12.000 Is he 90-something?
02:45:13.000 I don't think he's dead.
02:45:13.000 I know his son was supposed to go next in line.
02:45:16.000 It looked like a miserable gig.
02:45:17.000 You can have that job.
02:45:18.000 How about that? 0.89
02:45:18.000 It looked miserable. 0.89
02:45:19.000 Yeah, everybody's like, they find beauty in it, and I understand.
02:45:23.000 I watched it.
02:45:24.000 I get it.
02:45:25.000 There is some sort of a beauty in the meticulous process of creating the perfect food.
02:45:30.000 It looked exhausting, though.
02:45:31.000 Unbelievable.
02:45:32.000 And then how about, what's the name? 1.00
02:45:33.000 What's the fucking guy's name? 0.99
02:45:34.000 Jero? 1.00
02:45:35.000 When he gave me the sushi, wait to watch you eat it.
02:45:38.000 Yeah, freaky. 1.00
02:45:38.000 I get the fuck out of my face, man. 1.00
02:45:40.000 I just want to talk to my wife. 0.99
02:45:41.000 Yeah.
02:45:42.000 How weird is that?
02:45:43.000 That's an experience, though, right?
02:45:43.000 Six-month waiting list, too.
02:45:45.000 Do you think?
02:45:46.000 Do you think that that's different, though, than eating at a restaurant?
02:45:49.000 Like, you go to a steakhouse, the waiter comes, everybody's pleasant, it makes the experience better.
02:45:53.000 You sit there, you cut up your food, you have a conversation.
02:45:55.000 But if you're sitting in front of that dude, it's very different.
02:45:59.000 This is a completely different sort of experience.
02:46:01.000 This guy's crafting...
02:46:04.000 Some sort of culinary artwork for you.
02:46:06.000 Yes.
02:46:06.000 In the form of these bite-sized morsels of perfectly aged fish with a perfect sauce on it, with a perfectly cooked rice.
02:46:14.000 And he's been meticulous about this process for so long.
02:46:17.000 You're taking in some sort of a weird vibe.
02:46:19.000 I wouldn't want to do it all the time.
02:46:20.000 No, once every ten years would be great.
02:46:23.000 The other thing is you're going to walk away starving.
02:46:26.000 No, it's mastery.
02:46:27.000 It's a form of mastery that you should always experience because I think it's mastery and artistry.
02:46:31.000 It's not even food.
02:46:32.000 Yeah, it's sushi though.
02:46:33.000 It transcends food.
02:46:34.000 Rice, fish.
02:46:35.000 No.
02:46:36.000 Rice, fish.
02:46:37.000 Did you see the documentary?
02:46:38.000 I know.
02:46:39.000 Yes, I did.
02:46:39.000 Rice, fish.
02:46:40.000 That's like saying, you can say that about anything.
02:46:42.000 You can simplify it.
02:46:43.000 But don't you think that life is about the variety of choices that you have?
02:46:48.000 And it's good that you could go to a place like this and have these weird bites of clam mixed with a weird sort of seaweed wrap on top of it and some perfectly cooked rice.
02:46:58.000 I love sushi.
02:46:59.000 That looks good.
02:47:00.000 Are you listening to me?
02:47:00.000 It's a high level Benihana, right?
02:47:03.000 How dare you?
02:47:03.000 Benihana is when the steakhouse cook in front of you.
02:47:07.000 Benihana, they cook in front of you. 0.75
02:47:08.000 This would be like sweet fish or sugar fish.
02:47:10.000 Yeah, sugar fish.
02:47:12.000 But it's like a little art form.
02:47:14.000 It's different.
02:47:15.000 I like classical music sometimes, man.
02:47:19.000 I like that it exists.
02:47:20.000 But if I went to a Henry Rollins concert or something like that, and someone was playing classical music, I'd be like, well, this doesn't work.
02:47:26.000 You go see Metallica, and there's a classical music band that opens up for them.
02:47:30.000 You're like, well, okay.
02:47:31.000 Or the opposite.
02:47:32.000 They have to go on after Slayer, Slayer, and then classical music. 0.66
02:47:36.000 But it doesn't mean that classical music sucks.
02:47:37.000 It means right now it's not the place for it.
02:47:39.000 It's not my Frequency, right?
02:47:40.000 I'm resonating at a different frequency. 1.00
02:47:42.000 Sometimes you want a fucking T-bone. 1.00
02:47:43.000 Sometimes you want a fat porterhouse. 1.00
02:47:45.000 You know, you want mashed potatoes and gravy and shit. 0.99
02:47:47.000 Sometimes you want to sit down in front of this guy who's been working his whole life on crafting the perfect kind of sushi. 0.99
02:47:53.000 Correct.
02:47:54.000 And he's going to judge you while you eat it.
02:47:55.000 Yeah, that's fascinating.
02:47:57.000 He's going to judge you.
02:47:57.000 He's going to serve you.
02:47:58.000 I love that shit. 1.00
02:47:59.000 Oh, no, you have to eat a certain way. 1.00
02:48:01.000 Yeah, and he wants your response.
02:48:03.000 Wait?
02:48:04.000 Yeah.
02:48:04.000 A certain way?
02:48:05.000 What's a certain way?
02:48:06.000 I'm not sure, man.
02:48:07.000 You watch the doc?
02:48:09.000 He just gives it to you and you eat it.
02:48:11.000 No, no, so what?
02:48:12.000 Dude, I was in Italy and I considered the one that won the number one restaurant in the world, you know?
02:48:17.000 Like Michelin gives an award to the best restaurant in the world.
02:48:21.000 Once a year, right?
02:48:21.000 Woo!
02:48:22.000 And we actually sat with the chef and he had like this, like...
02:48:28.000 This thing comes out and it was a bun.
02:48:32.000 It was like this bun with eel, like barbecued eel in it. 0.99
02:48:36.000 You'd usually be like, what the fuck is this? 0.96
02:48:38.000 It was, well, when you bite into it, you don't ever say, oh, that tastes just like. 0.98
02:48:44.000 You don't ever say that.
02:48:45.000 Or you don't even say that tastes kind of like.
02:48:46.000 You just go, mmm, never smelled or tasted anything like that in my life. 0.98
02:48:50.000 That's the most unique fucking flavor and experience I've ever had. 0.96
02:48:53.000 And that's why he's always been in the top, for the past five years, always been in the top three best restaurants. 0.99
02:48:58.000 He makes the eel sandwiches?
02:48:59.000 That's his thing? 1.00
02:48:59.000 He makes the craziest shit! 1.00
02:49:01.000 He'll make a grilled cheese. 1.00
02:49:02.000 He'll make a grilled cheese, and it's like, oh, it's a grilled cheese.
02:49:04.000 Well, no, it's not, actually.
02:49:06.000 It's what's called a perfect grilled cheese, and then everything else is trying to be a grilled cheese. 1.00
02:49:10.000 It's like, he'll do simple shit, little simple things, and change your whole fucking life. 1.00
02:49:16.000 With three ingredients. 1.00
02:49:17.000 Let me tell you something, bitch. 1.00
02:49:18.000 Nobody's changed my life with a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. 1.00
02:49:20.000 He gets so ahead of himself. 1.00
02:49:23.000 I'm just telling you.
02:49:25.000 You get so ahead of yourself. 1.00
02:49:26.000 It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. 1.00
02:49:28.000 You don't know. 1.00
02:49:28.000 Unless it's got short ribs in it. 1.00
02:49:30.000 I think it was a slider.
02:49:33.000 I had a grilled cheese sandwich once with short ribs, barbecued beef short ribs in it. 0.98
02:49:37.000 I'm fucking starving now. 0.97
02:49:39.000 We should go eat. 0.99
02:49:39.000 Dude, those short ribs at Morton's with Alex Jones. 0.99
02:49:43.000 Good lord, they're good. 1.00
02:49:44.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:49:45.000 Not as good as this guy, you fuckers. 1.00
02:49:47.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
02:49:48.000 You fucks. 1.00
02:49:49.000 You don't know shit about Italy. 1.00
02:49:49.000 This is why Trump won. 1.00
02:49:50.000 People like you.
02:49:51.000 People like you and your fruity talk. 1.00
02:49:53.000 And your goddamn eel sandwiches. 1.00
02:49:55.000 You haven't eaten it. 1.00
02:49:56.000 And slaves served us from China.
02:49:59.000 Yeah.
02:49:59.000 But it was cheap.
02:50:01.000 I'm eating one of these.
02:50:02.000 If they gave you an option to buy the phone in the United States, but the phone might be a little more wonky and cost 500 bucks more, or you could just keep it going with slave labor. 0.83
02:50:14.000 Let's keep slave labor going. 1.00
02:50:15.000 I gotta talk to my mother.
02:50:16.000 Talking about the slave phone 7? 0.74
02:50:17.000 I'll take that.
02:50:18.000 You're gonna take that?
02:50:19.000 I'll take the slave phone 7. You would take the one that's made in this meticulous Chinese factory. 1.00
02:50:24.000 By people that make a pittance rather than someone who works in America and can enjoy their football game on Sunday and get their fucking coffee break and buy their Ram truck and have a good house in the suburbs. 1.00
02:50:38.000 You won't pay $500 more for your fucking phone that you got attached to your hip to give you bone cancer while you fucking drive down the highway in your electric car, you faggot. 1.00
02:50:49.000 I would buy an American $500. 1.00
02:50:53.000 If it was the exact same phone?
02:50:54.000 Exact same phone.
02:50:55.000 Oh, 100%.
02:50:56.000 $500?
02:50:57.000 Yeah.
02:50:57.000 Do you think the average person would pay $50 more?
02:51:01.000 No.
02:51:02.000 I think $50 more is an achievable number. 0.87
02:51:05.000 It's already ridiculous. 0.97
02:51:06.000 It's already ridiculous. 0.55
02:51:07.000 They're like $800.
02:51:07.000 What's the difference between $800 and $1,100?
02:51:10.000 Most of the time it's getting subsidized by your cell phone company.
02:51:13.000 Most of the times, you buy a contract, you get a phone for a discount.
02:51:16.000 You buy an iPhone from Verizon or what have you.
02:51:19.000 You're not spending the full $1,200 or whatever it is it costs.
02:51:22.000 You're spending a part of that, and the rest of it gets paid off over the years of your contract.
02:51:27.000 Yeah, you get a five-year contract or whatever you do.
02:51:29.000 But no one ever keeps the phone of yours traded back in that restarts.
02:51:32.000 They jack you back up, and then within a year or so, you can get a new phone for free.
02:51:36.000 You can just upgrade for free. 1.00
02:51:38.000 They want to keep you hooked to the fucking tit. 1.00
02:51:40.000 Some of the things, I don't see how you can get better at certain things. 0.99
02:51:43.000 Like that Tesla out there, I don't know how you make a better technological car.
02:51:48.000 Oh, they'll be better, for sure.
02:51:50.000 That's the first edition, brother.
02:51:52.000 That's the first edition, really, though.
02:51:54.000 Well, they'll have much more integrated navigation systems, like navigation systems that have augmented reality.
02:52:00.000 This is a big thing they're doing now with phones, where they're coming up with applications where you can hold, like, a phone up, and you will be able to scan your neighborhood and find out where the stores are.
02:52:09.000 You can lift it up, and, like, you can go through the mall, and it'll give you reviews of each store, like, augmented balloons, like, cartoon balloons. 0.98
02:52:18.000 Damn. 0.98
02:52:18.000 This is the Juice Factory. 0.98
02:52:20.000 They have awesome orange juice.
02:52:21.000 And you point right there.
02:52:23.000 This is going on right now.
02:52:26.000 This is ready to launch stuff.
02:52:28.000 And this is just out of your phone.
02:52:29.000 Just lifting up with your phone.
02:52:31.000 It's going to get in your car.
02:52:32.000 So that's going to be in your car.
02:52:34.000 It's going to be way better internet.
02:52:36.000 First of all, podcasts.
02:52:37.000 The stuff that you guys are doing.
02:52:39.000 It's going to replace radio, essentially.
02:52:42.000 There's going to be no reason to hire someone to rent a building, to broadcast a signal, when you can just get all the information from, whether it's a combat sports podcast or news podcast or government.
02:52:55.000 It's going to be on the internet.
02:52:56.000 It's going to be a direct line right into your car.
02:52:58.000 It's ridiculous that it's not there on every car already.
02:53:01.000 Because it's free.
02:53:02.000 Everybody wants something for free.
02:53:04.000 You can get it at any time.
02:53:05.000 That's going to be 100% the case.
02:53:07.000 It's going to be very difficult to sell radio or even the idea of a radio signal in just a few decades.
02:53:13.000 It's going to be like payphones.
02:53:15.000 Payphones don't exist anymore.
02:53:17.000 The other thing that we were talking about with manufacturing is I think it's more likely that we're going to end up having 3D printers, massive 3D printers, so we'll be able to order what we want that'll be made right in our jurisdiction, in our town, and then,
02:53:32.000 you know, it's a three-minute drive to your house with that, or you come and pick it up at this main depot, right?
02:53:38.000 Well, they think that's the number one problem with automated, like, these artificially intelligent computers and all the different things they're going to have where they have robots or building cars and shit.
02:53:47.000 The number one problem is going to be the loss of jobs for skilled workers.
02:53:50.000 All these people that are currently doing these things.
02:53:53.000 Automated trucks are going to replace truck drivers.
02:53:57.000 All that truck drivers make a huge bulk of most male blue collar employment. 0.88
02:54:05.000 I think if they can go from San Francisco to New York with no sleep, you're going to get your packages faster.
02:54:10.000 Not only that, they can't hit things.
02:54:12.000 Yes.
02:54:13.000 Literally, they have cameras all around them.
02:54:15.000 They back off.
02:54:16.000 They've shown a diminished rate of accidents with automated cars versus people driving cars.
02:54:20.000 That's how your car is going to get better, too.
02:54:22.000 I drive my car.
02:54:23.000 Yeah, but it's still not perfect.
02:54:24.000 Do you do that, though?
02:54:25.000 Do you ever do it?
02:54:25.000 You said it?
02:54:26.000 Yeah, all the time.
02:54:26.000 Do you pay attention, or do you just beat off?
02:54:28.000 I don't have to, but I do.
02:54:30.000 What do you do?
02:54:30.000 Beat off.
02:54:31.000 Could you do that? 0.99
02:54:31.000 Could you put porn on that big flat screen in front of you? 0.99
02:54:34.000 Yes. 0.92
02:54:34.000 You could. 0.92
02:54:35.000 Yeah, some guy died, right?
02:54:36.000 Some guy died doing it.
02:54:37.000 Yeah, he was in the self-drive jacking off the porn and died, I'm pretty sure.
02:54:41.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
02:54:41.000 Wow, could you imagine if that was your shit? 1.00
02:54:43.000 Like, what do I like to do, bro? 1.00
02:54:44.000 I like to get on the highway, bring it up to about 75. Start being annoyed.
02:54:48.000 There are people that do that.
02:54:49.000 People love to do things like that in public.
02:54:51.000 Just all he watches is gagging videos.
02:54:54.000 He just likes running mascara and snotty noses.
02:54:57.000 On the 405. And this guy's spitting on his own dick on the highway. 1.00
02:55:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:55:02.000 Jump in the backseat. 1.00
02:55:04.000 Can you jump in the backseat?
02:55:06.000 He's called Brian Kellan.
02:55:07.000 Can you jump in the back seat?
02:55:10.000 So now apparently, I think what was happening, this is what I heard, I don't know if it's true, but guys would get drunk, they would put their address into their navigation and let the car take them home.
02:55:22.000 I don't know if that's, and they'd crawl in the back seat, and I think Tesla found out about that and thought that's a big liability. 1.00
02:55:29.000 Why is that safe?
02:55:29.000 It's not ready yet.
02:55:30.000 That's why I want that fucking car. 1.00
02:55:32.000 It's not ready yet. 1.00
02:55:32.000 Yeah, but if you let someone decide that they can press automatic driver, you can't decide when they can press it and when they can't. 1.00
02:55:40.000 Like, either it can drive itself perfectly or it can't.
02:55:42.000 It's got to get better.
02:55:43.000 But if you're drunk, okay, but if it does get better and you're drunk, is it irresponsible to let it drive home?
02:55:48.000 No.
02:55:49.000 I mean, it seems like, does it really work?
02:55:51.000 Does it really work? 0.99
02:55:52.000 If it doesn't really work, why the fuck are you selling it? 0.98
02:55:55.000 Why are you selling an automated car that doesn't 100% of the time every fucking single time work? 0.99
02:56:01.000 It's not ready. 0.93
02:56:02.000 They shouldn't release it when it can kind of work.
02:56:04.000 You can only do it if you're in carpool or if you're over 70 in traffic.
02:56:08.000 So if that's the case, you gotta let drunks have it.
02:56:11.000 What happens to me is when I do self-drive, sometimes it'll just say, do-doot, and they'll grab the wheel.
02:56:16.000 You can't.
02:56:16.000 Or sometimes you try to do it and they go, not here.
02:56:18.000 Like, it won't work in certain areas. 1.00
02:56:19.000 Oh, fuck you, Tesla. 1.00
02:56:20.000 It tells you that? 1.00
02:56:21.000 Yeah.
02:56:21.000 In certain areas, you just can't.
02:56:22.000 You click the thing twice towards you, and sometimes it's like, nah, auto-steer.
02:56:26.000 Auto-steer, not available.
02:56:27.000 It's like if you have a freaky girlfriend, but every now and then she turns you down just to give you that little element of mystery.
02:56:33.000 Like, is it going to go down? 0.98
02:56:34.000 Or is she going to get mad at me for no fucking reason whatsoever? 1.00
02:56:37.000 Keeping you on your toes. 1.00
02:56:39.000 Goddamn this freaky bitch. 1.00
02:56:40.000 That's why I don't get down. 1.00
02:56:42.000 I'm so tired.
02:56:44.000 I really don't.
02:56:45.000 I can't get down with them.
02:56:46.000 You don't like the Tesla?
02:56:47.000 No.
02:56:48.000 Well, kids. 1.00
02:56:49.000 Should we wrap this bitch up? 1.00
02:56:50.000 This has been fun. 0.99
02:56:51.000 I want everybody to know.
02:56:52.000 We didn't talk about fights at all.
02:56:53.000 It's okay.
02:56:54.000 You know why?
02:56:54.000 Okay, let's go over real quick.
02:56:55.000 All I said was Simon was going to punch a bitch in the face. 1.00
02:56:57.000 Do you feel like Jermaine Durandamy should have won, or do you think that she should have been deducted points? 0.99
02:57:04.000 Worst case, it should have been a draw.
02:57:06.000 I think the right thing to do was Holly should have won.
02:57:09.000 You have to deduct those points.
02:57:11.000 And I think even Jermaine realized that when she goes, I'll give Holly a rematch right away, because tainted.
02:57:16.000 She's like, I'm not a dirty fighter. 0.99
02:57:17.000 She knows what she did was fucked up. 0.99
02:57:19.000 Holly won that fight. 0.99
02:57:21.000 Well, Holly definitely got the only legit knockdown. 1.00
02:57:24.000 She landed that question mark kick. 1.00
02:57:26.000 That was beautiful.
02:57:27.000 She hit it behind the shoulder, came over the top, I gave Holly the win for octagon control, she landed more leg kicks, and she had the only significant strike in the, like the big strike. 1.00
02:57:39.000 Jermaine Durandamy did more damage when she connected, but she didn't connect as much. 1.00
02:57:44.000 But then Holly did do more damage in two instances. 1.00
02:57:47.000 One with the question mark kick, and another time she dropped her with a straight left. 1.00
02:57:50.000 That was one of the best punches of the fight, and that was in the, I think it was the fourth, fifth round, was it?
02:57:56.000 Might have been the fifth.
02:57:57.000 Yeah, she dropped her and it was a big moment.
02:57:59.000 So you could say that that round and the head kick round, two different rounds, were both easily 10-8, right?
02:58:06.000 When you drop someone with a head kick and drop someone with a...
02:58:08.000 Not 10-8.
02:58:09.000 You don't think so?
02:58:10.000 That was like off balance.
02:58:10.000 But you understand there's new rules.
02:58:12.000 The new rules are giving 10-8s easier. 0.82
02:58:13.000 Which one?
02:58:14.000 Which one's off balance?
02:58:15.000 The head kick.
02:58:16.000 No, no, no.
02:58:16.000 No, sir.
02:58:17.000 She said herself she was dazed.
02:58:18.000 Nasty combo.
02:58:18.000 She said herself she was dazed, and there's a picture of it on Mike Winklejohn's or Jackson Winklejohn's Instagram account where you see how well it connected.
02:58:28.000 Yes.
02:58:28.000 It's over the top.
02:58:29.000 It's just shinned a dome, dude.
02:58:30.000 She's rocked.
02:58:31.000 It's beautiful.
02:58:31.000 She went down from that.
02:58:32.000 That was legit.
02:58:33.000 But Holly almost kicked her in the face while she was down. 1.00
02:58:36.000 Yeah.
02:58:37.000 Perfect timing. 0.99
02:58:38.000 You're allowed to kick him in the chest, though. 0.95
02:58:39.000 What's interesting is if she saw that her hands were down, she could have just changed the angle a little bit and hit her She has the skill to do. 1.00
02:58:47.000 Do you think that's a good rule or a bad rule?
02:58:48.000 I think the new one-handed rule is perfect.
02:58:51.000 I think that's perfect.
02:58:52.000 So, what is that rule?
02:58:53.000 One hand's down, you can still kick him.
02:58:55.000 But if two hands are down, you can't.
02:58:57.000 In the face?
02:58:57.000 Yes.
02:58:57.000 So, as soon as one hand comes up, you can kick him in the face.
02:59:00.000 But don't you think, I think to get rid of eye gouging, hitting after the bell, and even going kicks, there's zero tolerance Tolerance policy, where if it happens, we've got to deduct a point.
02:59:11.000 So it's not up to the ref anymore.
02:59:13.000 Because refs don't want to change the outcome of the fight, so they're so scared to deduct a point. 1.00
02:59:17.000 What she did to Holly is ridiculous. 0.65
02:59:19.000 She's been in way too many fights. 0.98
02:59:21.000 She hit her so hard it changed the outcome of the fight. 1.00
02:59:24.000 And Holly still won.
02:59:25.000 She rocked it with a giant right hand at the end of the bell, and it was bad.
02:59:28.000 It was bad to the point where we all went, oh, like Daniel Cormier was next to me.
02:59:32.000 It's horrible.
02:59:33.000 It was the first time I did a commentary with Cormier and Anik, like the three of us together.
02:59:37.000 It was really good.
02:59:38.000 Cormier was great.
02:59:39.000 It was interesting.
02:59:40.000 It all depends what kind of judge you got judging the fight, but some judges would look at it the way you guys are looking at it, based on what you guys said.
02:59:48.000 Some would say the right one.
02:59:49.000 And then others would look at it like, okay, Holly was trying to take her down, looked like she was avoiding the stand-up, couldn't take her down. 1.00
02:59:57.000 She had her against the cage.
02:59:58.000 It was like, some judges will look at that as, she doesn't want to fight standing, and she's not able to get the fight to the ground. 0.99
03:00:05.000 She's kind of just holding against the cage for safety.
03:00:07.000 Some people look at that as losing a round and not winning a round.
03:00:11.000 You know what I mean? 0.87
03:00:12.000 That's ridiculous because she wants to get free. 0.99
03:00:14.000 It's octagon control and she has an underhook. 0.99
03:00:15.000 It's ridiculous because she wants to get free and she can't get free.
03:00:18.000 That means Holly's holding her against her will.
03:00:19.000 She's dictating the fight. 0.98
03:00:20.000 She's winning that.
03:00:21.000 Well, that's the only way to look at it.
03:00:23.000 That's the rules.
03:00:23.000 That's the only way to look at it.
03:00:24.000 That's literally how they judge a fight.
03:00:25.000 That's the only way to judge a fight.
03:00:26.000 The problem is, is that that referee didn't want to change the outcome of the fight.
03:00:30.000 They're so scared of the backlash, they don't do it.
03:00:33.000 So you need to take that power out of their hands and go, I poke.
03:00:35.000 But that same referee was separating people when they were clenching.
03:00:38.000 There was a lot of weirdness to it. 1.00
03:00:40.000 He's a moron. 1.00
03:00:41.000 New York should not have those big fights. 1.00
03:00:42.000 How dare you?
03:00:43.000 Can you believe what you just said?
03:00:44.000 I'm surprised they let him even do that title fight.
03:00:47.000 They have to.
03:00:48.000 It's New York State.
03:00:49.000 New York State is going to appoint their own referees in a certain amount of fights.
03:00:53.000 And I don't know how many.
03:00:54.000 I don't know how it works.
03:00:55.000 I don't know what the agreement is.
03:00:56.000 But that's often the case when you go into state athletic commissions.
03:00:59.000 John McCarthy, Herb Dean.
03:01:01.000 I know.
03:01:01.000 You have the best in the world.
03:01:03.000 Eve Levine.
03:01:04.000 You have some of the best in the world.
03:01:05.000 Did John McCarthy or Herb Dean come out and make a statement of that?
03:01:08.000 Yeah, John McCarthy said they should have issued a warning right away, like a strict warning on that first one, which I disagree with.
03:01:15.000 And then he goes, on the second one, I would have took a point.
03:01:17.000 They should have taken a point right away.
03:01:19.000 Yeah, I agree.
03:01:19.000 I agree for absolutely the second one, but I think the first one was so egregious.
03:01:24.000 Baa! 0.99
03:01:25.000 Crap! 1.00
03:01:25.000 Boom, combo. 1.00
03:01:27.000 Wobbles her. 0.97
03:01:27.000 I have to take a point. 0.97
03:01:29.000 I'm just not buying that, you know, like I get the heat of the moment.
03:01:32.000 You can't let that happen.
03:01:34.000 I get that you're in the heat of the moment. 1.00
03:01:35.000 You want to kill and destroy and you're Jermaine Duran to me and you got 46-0 in Muay Thai and you're a 10-time Muay Thai champion because you're a fucking killer. 1.00
03:01:42.000 She's a killer, man. 1.00
03:01:43.000 I mean, that's what she is. 1.00
03:01:44.000 But there's a rule. 0.95
03:01:45.000 That was dirty.
03:01:46.000 And the rule's the rule.
03:01:46.000 You know what's going on.
03:01:48.000 You know what's going on.
03:01:48.000 You've been in 46 fights before that and you never did that.
03:01:51.000 So all of a sudden you're doing it.
03:01:52.000 It's the heat of the moment.
03:01:53.000 You want to see an immediate rematch?
03:01:54.000 I just did it twice.
03:01:55.000 Immediate rematch? 1.00
03:01:56.000 That 141 belt is shit. 1.00
03:01:57.000 I think so. 0.99
03:01:58.000 I would say you have to have an immediate rematch.
03:02:00.000 You have to.
03:02:00.000 But Jermaine Duran to me, look, everybody knows that Cyborg's looming in the background.
03:02:05.000 Cyborg's always going to be there.
03:02:06.000 There's no winner in this.
03:02:08.000 I mean, Holly should have won, but you have to fight Cyborg next. 1.00
03:02:10.000 Enjoy that.
03:02:11.000 Yeah, it's going to be really...
03:02:12.000 There's no winner here.
03:02:13.000 It's going to be really interesting to see what the choice is.
03:02:15.000 Whether or not they go straight to a rematch or whether or not they let Cyborg fight. 0.93
03:02:20.000 Well, isn't 45 a nightmare for her to suck down to? 0.95
03:02:22.000 No. 0.99
03:02:23.000 40 is.
03:02:24.000 She's done 45 many times.
03:02:25.000 It's not easy.
03:02:25.000 Here's the deal.
03:02:26.000 As you get older and you do it more often, your body resists it more and more and more.
03:02:30.000 And the fact that they make her... 0.97
03:02:31.000 I still maintain to this day they should have never asked her to go to 140. They should have never been trying to get her to 135. They should have just...
03:02:40.000 Either have a featherweight division or don't.
03:02:42.000 She said she could do it, though.
03:02:44.000 Dana said he met with her and she was like, yeah, we can do it.
03:02:46.000 So that's when I'm like, cool, man.
03:02:47.000 There's so many fighters that drop down a couple weight classes.
03:02:50.000 That's a normal thing in MMA. She's so big, dude. 1.00
03:02:53.000 She's so big, brother.
03:02:53.000 When you get smaller, you get smaller.
03:02:58.000 45 is a weight class.
03:03:00.000 She can make 45. She's done it before.
03:03:01.000 But even now, as people get older, again, there's a lot of fighters.
03:03:06.000 It gets tougher and tougher and they can't do it anymore.
03:03:08.000 You know, some guys just can't do it anymore.
03:03:09.000 Johnny Hendrix is dealing with it.
03:03:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
03:03:11.000 Johnny Hendrix.
03:03:12.000 This Sunday, we're doing a fight companion.
03:03:14.000 Are we doing it?
03:03:15.000 Let's do it. 1.00
03:03:15.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:03:16.000 Are you here Sunday? 1.00
03:03:17.000 Well, I'm going to be in Nashville.
03:03:18.000 Thank God.
03:03:19.000 Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
03:03:21.000 Nashville and Zaney's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, everybody.
03:03:23.000 Come see me this weekend.
03:03:24.000 That's not Sunday.
03:03:24.000 I fly back Sunday, but I haven't seen my family in 10 days.
03:03:27.000 Okay, we'll see you in the morning. 0.99
03:03:29.000 Make waffles and shit. 0.99
03:03:30.000 I'll see. 0.99
03:03:30.000 I'll see if I can do it. 0.99
03:03:31.000 What time?
03:03:32.000 Probably 6 o'clock, I think.
03:03:34.000 6 o'clock, because it's 7 o'clock.
03:03:35.000 The people, if I don't, the people will freak out.
03:03:37.000 You got Hector Lombard, Johnny Hendricks.
03:03:39.000 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
03:03:40.000 Johnny Hendricks is fighting Hector Lombard, his first 185-pound fight.
03:03:43.000 I hate that fight for Johnny.
03:03:45.000 It's not a good fight.
03:03:46.000 Really?
03:03:46.000 No.
03:03:46.000 Goddamn, Hector Lombard looks so jacked right now.
03:03:50.000 I haven't seen him. 0.97
03:03:51.000 There was a photo of him post-training, flexing his abs, and I was like, He's so jacked, and at 85, he can just eat whatever he wants.
03:04:01.000 Enjoy that, Johnny Hendrix.
03:04:03.000 But Johnny Hendrix is powerful and explosive at 85. Not anymore.
03:04:08.000 He's never fought at 85. No, I know that, but he's had such a hard time sucking at 70, I can't imagine him at 85. There's a certain...
03:04:15.000 Look at him. 1.00
03:04:15.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00
03:04:17.000 That's a USADA hat there, son. 1.00
03:04:19.000 Yeah, who wants that guy pounded on them? 0.63
03:04:21.000 He's so jacked. 0.99
03:04:22.000 That is sick. 0.94
03:04:23.000 He's lost his last two, though. 0.99
03:04:25.000 Yeah, but he lost to Dan fucking Henderson. 0.83
03:04:27.000 And who did he lose to before that? 0.97
03:04:28.000 Oh, Neil Magny.
03:04:29.000 Neil Magny.
03:04:30.000 Yeah, Neil Magny was impressive because he had Neil Magny out in that first round.
03:04:34.000 Neil finished him.
03:04:35.000 Amazing.
03:04:35.000 Crazy, man.
03:04:36.000 That was amazing.
03:04:36.000 Crazy.
03:04:37.000 You look at how tough Neil Magny has to be to survive the onslaught of that first round.
03:04:41.000 Like, he got cracked.
03:04:43.000 Neil wants a fight with Jorge Masvidal now. 1.00
03:04:45.000 Holy shit. 0.99
03:04:45.000 That's a fun one. 0.99
03:04:46.000 Jorge Masvidal.
03:04:47.000 But isn't Masvidal ahead of him in the rankings now?
03:04:49.000 He is, but Masvidal got his shot at number five.
03:04:52.000 Why can't, you know, Neil's ranked seventh or eighth.
03:04:54.000 Why can't he get a shot?
03:04:55.000 Here's the fight to set up.
03:04:59.000 Masvidal vs. 0.60
03:05:00.000 Damian Maia for the number one contender position.
03:05:03.000 Damian's already got it.
03:05:04.000 Damian's already won the number one.
03:05:06.000 What you gotta do is Masvidal-Robbie Lawler. 0.99
03:05:08.000 Because they have to have this fucking rematch, man. 0.99
03:05:10.000 I know. 1.00
03:05:10.000 Masvidal-Robbie Lawler. 1.00
03:05:11.000 That's a good matchup.
03:05:13.000 Old teammates.
03:05:14.000 Robbie laughed.
03:05:15.000 Bad blood.
03:05:16.000 This summer.
03:05:17.000 And they'll bang.
03:05:18.000 Those two.
03:05:19.000 Hold on.
03:05:20.000 Wouldn't you rather see Cowboy vs.
03:05:22.000 Robbie Lawler?
03:05:24.000 Yeah.
03:05:24.000 Yeah.
03:05:24.000 Yeah, I would.
03:05:25.000 You know what?
03:05:26.000 I don't want to see it anytime soon. 1.00
03:05:27.000 Cowboy, take a goddamn break. 0.99
03:05:29.000 How much of a time? 1.00
03:05:30.000 At least six months.
03:05:31.000 Six months.
03:05:32.000 Six months, no training, no head injuries.
03:05:33.000 Six months, you're not in pursuit of the title right now.
03:05:35.000 It's just kind of chill.
03:05:36.000 He's got nothing to prove.
03:05:36.000 He's amazing.
03:05:37.000 He's done his thing.
03:05:38.000 I wonder if there's a way where you can tell how long a guy should take off after they get a severe knockout.
03:05:45.000 Like, I wonder if there's tests that they can do where they can tell you. 0.99
03:05:49.000 You know how you fuck up your meniscus? 0.99
03:05:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:05:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:05:51.000 They give you a scope and they go, look, just be real easy on it.
03:05:54.000 Four to six weeks.
03:05:55.000 Exactly.
03:05:55.000 They have like a time limit and they can look at it and then they can do an MRI afterwards.
03:05:59.000 Hey, you're looking good, Brendan.
03:06:00.000 So we're going to authorize some light training, but please take it easy.
03:06:03.000 Let's see how we feel.
03:06:04.000 They can do it off the reaction drill.
03:06:06.000 Can they?
03:06:07.000 They do it.
03:06:07.000 It's a test, a reaction.
03:06:08.000 And football used to do it.
03:06:09.000 If you got concussed, before the season you do the test, see how fast you were.
03:06:14.000 And then if you got concussed, they'd make you do it, see how fast you were.
03:06:16.000 Wow.
03:06:17.000 And then you do it two weeks later to see.
03:06:18.000 And what is it comprised of?
03:06:21.000 It's like all these different objects, and you have to touch it when they blink, and then you've got to put patterns together.
03:06:28.000 Oh, wow.
03:06:29.000 What was that game?
03:06:31.000 Simon?
03:06:32.000 Yes.
03:06:32.000 Yeah, there you go.
03:06:33.000 It's like Simon, but with shapes.
03:06:35.000 You have shapes and colors, and then you'd have a certain timeline.
03:06:39.000 If you did it in 46 seconds, if you were concussed and you did it in two minutes, you'd do it two weeks later and you're back to your normal. 1.00
03:06:45.000 That's really interesting that we have it that way because some people would argue that there's some stupid motherfuckers out there. 1.00
03:06:50.000 It doesn't matter if they're concussed. 1.00
03:06:51.000 They're still gonna suck at that worse than you are. 1.00
03:06:53.000 Well, if they suck before they still suck. 1.00
03:06:56.000 This guy's a moron. 1.00
03:06:56.000 He can't remember his own fucking name. 1.00
03:06:58.000 You let him play every week. 1.00
03:06:59.000 For sure.
03:06:59.000 Come on, coach.
03:07:00.000 I'm sure there's better ways.
03:07:02.000 The brain we just can't get into.
03:07:04.000 But that's the thing is there's not better ways.
03:07:06.000 One of the scariest things about CTE is they can't really, really check to see what you have until after you're dead.
03:07:11.000 How is that the case?
03:07:12.000 How come they can't see that with MRIs?
03:07:14.000 Is that MRIs just aren't as effective yet?
03:07:17.000 That gray matter doesn't show up, does it? 0.94
03:07:19.000 There are a lot of issues with MRIs.
03:07:21.000 They did an MRI on a dead salmon, and certain parts of the brain lit up.
03:07:25.000 So you've got to be very careful with this.
03:07:26.000 Maybe it's Jesus.
03:07:27.000 Maybe.
03:07:28.000 Maybe it's God and the fish.
03:07:29.000 Yeah, MRIs don't necessarily tell you...
03:07:31.000 Like when they say, oh, this part of your brain lit up when you were doing this, when you were thinking about this, it's a little bit misleading.
03:07:38.000 Why is that like a shock that like some area of their brain, even though the body's dead, might have some weird connection? 0.95
03:07:47.000 To the great beyond while they're sitting there at the Fulton fish market on a pile of ice like there's some part of their brain tuning in to the god force of the universe we just say it's over for a man look no gills we already gutted them it's over and he's there in his little fucking fish head traveling through dimensions well they used to always wonder why when they cut your head off When they're guillotine, 0.89
03:08:14.000 when they cut your head off, sometimes they'd see people mouthing prayers while they were still doing it. 0.94
03:08:18.000 It's a good move.
03:08:18.000 So are you conscious?
03:08:20.000 If your brain has oxygen, you get your head cut off right away. 0.97
03:08:23.000 Are you looking?
03:08:24.000 Is it possible for your head and your brain to be looking at your headless body?
03:08:30.000 No, sir.
03:08:31.000 No, it is.
03:08:31.000 Here's the deal.
03:08:32.000 Because when your head gets cut off, the blood's not pumping through your head.
03:08:35.000 It's going to stay there.
03:08:37.000 Okay?
03:08:37.000 For a second.
03:08:38.000 Some of it's going to spill out. 1.00
03:08:39.000 Whatever's there is going to carry oxygen to your fucking stupid brain for as long as you stay alive. 1.00
03:08:44.000 And it's only going to be a few seconds. 1.00
03:08:46.000 So if you're lying there and there's still blood in your brain, you're looking over at your head, you're like, oh my god, now I'm dead.
03:08:51.000 Nothing's coming out of your mouth because you're not attached to your lungs anymore.
03:08:55.000 Yeah, that's what they did. 1.00
03:08:56.000 That's why they also did that shit. 1.00
03:08:57.000 But what if you got shot in the heart and you died right away? 1.00
03:09:00.000 Yeah.
03:09:01.000 No, you don't.
03:09:02.000 You don't die right away.
03:09:03.000 You die really quickly.
03:09:04.000 Your body goes limp right away.
03:09:06.000 It takes a few seconds. 0.99
03:09:07.000 If you had a shotgun to just blow a hole through your chest, you wouldn't be alive. 0.99
03:09:11.000 It would take a few seconds. 0.98
03:09:12.000 You still got the oxygenated blood in your brain.
03:09:15.000 Although when you get your neck severed, when you get everything severed that quickly, doesn't it knock you out, though?
03:09:21.000 Sometimes, I'm sure.
03:09:22.000 In some cases...
03:09:23.000 But there were...
03:09:24.000 They said that a lot of times the head would still be mouthing prayers as it was...
03:09:29.000 I could only imagine, man.
03:09:30.000 Would you read that?
03:09:31.000 It's just always...
03:09:33.000 It's well known. 0.94
03:09:34.000 The legend when you had your head cut off.
03:09:36.000 It's in the Bible.
03:09:37.000 You'd be saying things.
03:09:38.000 But there's a book called The History of the Guillotine.
03:09:41.000 The Guillotine was a doctor.
03:09:43.000 Imagine being in a town square. 1.00
03:09:44.000 They decided some fucking pickpocket needs to get his head cut off in front of everybody and get to watch this guy. 1.00
03:09:50.000 That was their entertainment. 1.00
03:09:51.000 I know, but how crazy is that? 1.00
03:09:52.000 It's fucking brutal. 1.00
03:09:53.000 Imagine watching that big thing drop down on someone's head and the fucking head hit the basket. 1.00
03:09:58.000 Well, isn't it weird that we're still into that? 1.00
03:10:01.000 Like, those ISIS videos are bigger than ever.
03:10:03.000 They have more views than ever.
03:10:04.000 Didn't Mississippi just... 0.73
03:10:05.000 Was it Mississippi that just passed a law allowing firing squad executions again? 1.00
03:10:09.000 That's some redneck shit, but I dig it. 1.00
03:10:12.000 I think it might be Mississippi. 1.00
03:10:13.000 In Saudi Arabia every Friday.
03:10:14.000 They're like, let's send a message, y'all.
03:10:16.000 Aren't they having problems getting the medicine or the...
03:10:18.000 Yeah, so there's plenty of bullets down there. 1.00
03:10:20.000 Fuck it. 1.00
03:10:21.000 I mean, it's kind of weird that there's a good way and a bad way to kill people. 1.00
03:10:24.000 I agree.
03:10:24.000 In Saudi Arabia, they still have public executions.
03:10:27.000 And they have a guy there with a sword.
03:10:29.000 And he comes out.
03:10:30.000 And then you're brought out.
03:10:32.000 And I believe somebody says a blessing over you.
03:10:37.000 You're able to say some prayers.
03:10:38.000 And then I believe, my dad witnessed this a couple times, it's a public thing.
03:10:44.000 And you'll squat down.
03:10:45.000 Your dad witnessed this?
03:10:46.000 Yeah, because his office was right there.
03:10:48.000 You get on your knees?
03:10:49.000 Did he go out and watch it close up?
03:10:51.000 Well, he could actually see some of it from his window, apparently, his office window.
03:10:55.000 In prime spots.
03:10:56.000 But yes, he was there and he saw it.
03:10:59.000 And my mother saw it too.
03:11:01.000 So the guy would be, his hands, I believe, are tied behind his back.
03:11:03.000 He's forced to squat.
03:11:04.000 And what they'll do is, if they're good, they'll jab you a little bit so you stiffen.
03:11:09.000 And then, boom, really quickly, the head comes off.
03:11:11.000 Wait, so they jab you in the back?
03:11:12.000 Just so your body, so you don't sway.
03:11:14.000 And then, boom, and it comes right off.
03:11:16.000 Are they still killing?
03:11:17.000 Do they still have the death penalty in California?
03:11:20.000 I'm lost on that.
03:11:20.000 Yeah, they do, but they haven't killed anybody here in quite a while.
03:11:23.000 Isn't it weird that they used to kill people with gas chambers?
03:11:25.000 Isn't that like the most evil Nazi thing you could do?
03:11:28.000 Electricity is worse. 0.95
03:11:28.000 Is it like super evil Nazis? 0.95
03:11:29.000 I think so.
03:11:30.000 Electricity is worse.
03:11:31.000 Especially when it doesn't work.
03:11:32.000 What's weird is that real violence, like bullets, is what we frown upon.
03:11:36.000 The real effective way. 0.98
03:11:37.000 Like shooting someone in the head. 1.00
03:11:38.000 Put a gun right to their head. 1.00
03:11:38.000 And the cheapest way. 1.00
03:11:39.000 Blow it away.
03:11:39.000 And the cheapest.
03:11:41.000 The easiest way.
03:11:42.000 For sure it would work.
03:11:42.000 Why you gotta gas them?
03:11:43.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00
03:11:44.000 Just shoot them. 1.00
03:11:44.000 It's inhumane, bro. 1.00
03:11:46.000 For sure it would work.
03:11:47.000 Inhumane, but so a gas chamber's supposed to be humane? 1.00
03:11:50.000 No, I'm saying shoot him. 1.00
03:11:51.000 It's obviously cheaper than the way to go. 0.99
03:11:52.000 So are they using the gas chamber because they're trying to be humane or are they trying to be evil?
03:11:57.000 I don't get it.
03:11:58.000 Well, they just have to figure out a way to do it where it seems more systematic than a bullet.
03:12:03.000 Well, also lethal injection.
03:12:05.000 I think now lethal injection is the most common.
03:12:08.000 But was the gas chamber, was it to be humane in California, or is it to be an evil, and we're going to get revenge on you killers?
03:12:16.000 No, I believe that public execution, as it was done in this country, whether it was through anything, whether it was hanging, whether it was electric chair, whether it was gas chamber, there was always the idea that it was supposed to be done at least...
03:12:29.000 By the state in a dignified manner, not in a way that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, for example.
03:12:38.000 So you would never torch somebody to death.
03:12:40.000 You try to make it as quick as possible, as systematic as possible.
03:12:43.000 The state says you have to die.
03:12:45.000 You give your life up for the crime you committed, an eye for an eye.
03:12:48.000 And that's done in a very sort of antiseptic, systematic way.
03:12:52.000 But a gas streamer? 0.99
03:12:54.000 You know you fucked up, and you're strapped to a chair, and you're looking up, and all the people that were friends with the person you killed are staring at you, and they're about to cook you. 1.00
03:13:04.000 They're about to fucking screw this electrical cap down on your head. 1.00
03:13:06.000 How is that human? 1.00
03:13:07.000 I don't think you can see that.
03:13:09.000 How is that human?
03:13:09.000 You can't see it?
03:13:10.000 Yeah, I think it's one way. 1.00
03:13:11.000 Who invented that shit? 1.00
03:13:12.000 Who thought that was a good idea? 1.00
03:13:14.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:13:14.000 It's even more fucked up that they can see you and you can't see them. 0.99
03:13:18.000 They put diapers on you sometimes. 0.99
03:13:20.000 And I think the reason they don't shoot you in the head is so that if the family wants to have an open casket funeral or something.
03:13:25.000 All that goes out the window if you kill someone. 0.99
03:13:28.000 You know what's really fucked up? 0.98
03:13:29.000 The whole thing is that they give you your choice of what you get to eat. 0.97
03:13:33.000 Oh, yeah.
03:13:33.000 You get a last meal.
03:13:35.000 You get to pick your last meal.
03:13:36.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
03:13:37.000 Fucking eel sandwiches. 1.00
03:13:38.000 Twinkies and shit. 1.00
03:13:39.000 Yeah, man. 0.99
03:13:40.000 Have a nice beer, nice cold beer with it.
03:13:42.000 Last meal.
03:13:43.000 How would you like to go if you had a choice?
03:13:44.000 Electric chair, gas chamber, or lethal injection?
03:13:47.000 Pack of Walgreens.
03:13:48.000 Throw that in there as well.
03:13:49.000 Lethal injection because they put you to sleep first.
03:13:51.000 And then what about between electric chair and gas chamber? 1.00
03:13:54.000 Fuck. 1.00
03:13:55.000 I don't know, dude. 1.00
03:13:56.000 I don't want that electric chair.
03:13:57.000 You have to choose one. 1.00
03:13:57.000 Fuck. 1.00
03:13:58.000 Come on. 1.00
03:13:58.000 You have to choose one. 1.00
03:13:59.000 With the gas chamber, you go into convulsions.
03:14:02.000 You foam at the mouth. 0.99
03:14:03.000 It sucks. 1.00
03:14:03.000 So electric chair then. 1.00
03:14:04.000 I don't know. 0.99
03:14:05.000 I don't fucking know. 0.99
03:14:05.000 What's worse? 0.99
03:14:06.000 I like how they have to hit you again sometimes. 0.88
03:14:08.000 Hit them again. 0.65
03:14:09.000 I was watching this thing where the electric chair, it didn't work, and they tried it twice, and it didn't work on the dude, and now they can't kill him. 0.62
03:14:15.000 Do you believe that stuff in faces of death?
03:14:17.000 We talked about this before, those killings in faces of death.
03:14:20.000 That's not real, right? 1.00
03:14:21.000 No, that shit's real. 1.00
03:14:21.000 No, I think they're all fake. 1.00
03:14:23.000 No, some of them are definitely fake.
03:14:23.000 No, they're all real.
03:14:24.000 Some of them are definitely recreation, some of them are definitely real.
03:14:27.000 There's a really, really real one where they have this guy from the Middle East, and they tied him to two different trucks and pulled him apart. 0.99
03:14:32.000 Yeah, that shit's real. 0.99
03:14:33.000 Whoa. 1.00
03:14:34.000 You know what?
03:14:35.000 I saw a documentary.
03:14:36.000 It was on YouTube.
03:14:38.000 It's about the guys who put it together.
03:14:40.000 They're being interviewed.
03:14:42.000 It's fake?
03:14:42.000 Don't do that, bro.
03:14:43.000 They faked everything.
03:14:44.000 And they show you how they did it. 0.95
03:14:45.000 The monkey brain.
03:14:47.000 Oh, that's definitely fake. 0.90
03:14:48.000 Yeah, it's all fake.
03:14:49.000 All of it.
03:14:50.000 Where they have that corpse on, they're eating them.
03:14:52.000 But Eddie, hold on a second, Eddie, that's not true. 0.99
03:14:54.000 Because that fucking judge that shot himself on television, what's that guy's name? 0.99
03:14:58.000 From that song, Hey Man, Nice Shot? 1.00
03:15:00.000 Bud Dwyer.
03:15:01.000 Bud Dwyer. 0.99
03:15:02.000 That guy is in Faces of Death, and that guy really shot himself on the fucking news. 0.99
03:15:06.000 Was that Faces of Death 1? 0.98
03:15:06.000 I don't remember which one he was in. 0.98
03:15:07.000 I saw something on YouTube with the guys who put it together.
03:15:10.000 The directors, they put it together.
03:15:12.000 They're talking about different people in the scenes, and they're going through it.
03:15:14.000 But there's a guy who jumped off, and he definitely...
03:15:17.000 There's a lot of people that died.
03:15:18.000 I think the whole thing was fake, man.
03:15:20.000 Well, I think there was some...
03:15:21.000 They faked it all.
03:15:23.000 It was my childhood.
03:15:23.000 No, they didn't, Eddie.
03:15:24.000 They had some real footage and some fake footage.
03:15:26.000 They had some real live events where people died.
03:15:28.000 I'm telling you, I saw a documentary about each scene.
03:15:31.000 Oh, then we'll just chalk that up as truth.
03:15:33.000 It was on YouTube, though.
03:15:34.000 I'll admit that.
03:15:36.000 We'll end it.
03:15:37.000 Come on, man.
03:15:39.000 It's already 6.30.
03:15:41.000 For God's sake, I gotta go take care of my dog.
03:15:43.000 Take care of your dog.
03:15:46.000 So Sunday, Fight Companion, 6 p.m.
03:15:49.000 Pacific Time for Travis Brown versus Derek Lewis and Hector Lombard versus Johnny Hendricks.
03:15:56.000 Those are actually two pretty good fights.
03:15:57.000 That should be interesting.
03:15:58.000 So that's Sunday.
03:16:00.000 Hugh Fox.
03:16:00.000 Bye, everybody.