The Joe Rogan Experience - February 22, 2016


Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 21, 2016

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Joe Rogan
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Dude Eddie Ruther Cody Goldberg Jamie Vernon McGregor Dos Anjos Donald Cerrone Tony Ferguson Tyron Woodley Ryzen John D. Rockefeller Dennis Bermudez Luke Rockhold Jesus Christ Kimbo Slice Yoel Romero Alan Joban Mario Yamasaki Anderson Silva Connor Wonderboy Lineker and 130 more
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4 hours and 2 minutes

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210.7

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51,166

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7,833

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341

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192

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The Dada 5000 fan club meets for its first big meeting to discuss Cowboy Cerrone vs Cowboy Oliveira. We talk about the upcoming UFC fight between Cowboy and Donald Cowboy, and the recent death of Dana White's son. We also discuss the recent tragic death of former UFC middleweight champion Dana Weidman and the aftermath of his tragic death. We also talk about how the UFC is doing their research on the effects of head trauma on the athletes and their mental health, and how it affects the rest of the athletes in the sport of jiu-jitsu, MMA, mixed martial arts, and other sports. We end the episode with a special guest appearance from Eddie Bravo, Master of Jiu-Jitsu, and we get into the latest news in the world of the UFC, including the UFC's new rules regarding head injuries and concussions, as well as the new UFC rules regarding the use of head injuries in jiu jitsu and jiujitsu. We finish up the episode by talking about the UFC vs. UFC fight night and the future of UFC in the UFC and the UFC s future in the future, and much, much more! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about what's going on in the MMA world. Cheers, EJ and EJ! -Jon Sorrentino & Co! <333 -Jon & EJ . Jon & Jon -Eddie Bravo & Co. -J.B. . . . Jon & Ej - EJG. EJ. , EJ & CoDADADAD -S.J. & Co., EJ is here for the first big meetup! .. . . EJ&C. Jon and Co. are here to talk about UFC, UFC, and some other stuff! , and a little bit of UFC and MMA, and a bunch of other stuff. CHEERS! -Jon is here! Jon is here!! and we are live! (and we are in the middle of a fight club meeting. ! JB is in the house with EJ, and Jon is in a place that we all are at the UFC Fight Club, so we are here for our first big fight club! ) , so we re here for a meetup. (we are live!!) CHECK OUT!

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00:00:02.000 And we're live!
00:00:04.000 The Dada 5000 fan club is here for its first big meeting.
00:00:09.000 Cowboy Cerrone fighting another cowboy, Cowboy Oliveira.
00:00:14.000 Olivera, we are live.
00:00:16.000 This is a fight companion.
00:00:17.000 If you've never heard one of these before, you're like, oh, I'm hoping a podcast is going to talk about space or maybe perhaps birth control. 0.98
00:00:23.000 No, this podcast is mostly bullshitting.
00:00:27.000 Like, we kind of talk about the fights that are happening, but maybe not.
00:00:32.000 Edgy Bra is here, a.k.a.
00:00:34.000 Eddie Bravo, a.k.a.
00:00:36.000 Master of Tenth Planet Jujitsu.
00:00:40.000 Holla.
00:00:42.000 Thank you for having me.
00:00:43.000 This is an honor to be here. 0.99
00:00:46.000 Ian motherfucking McCall. 0.99
00:00:48.000 Uncle Creepy in the house. 1.00
00:00:51.000 What up, bitches? 1.00
00:00:51.000 Holla. 1.00
00:00:52.000 Holla. 1.00
00:00:52.000 I'm covered in fucking ham grease. 1.00
00:00:54.000 Yeah, this stuff's good. 0.99
00:00:54.000 I love it. 0.99
00:00:55.000 This is from Dr. Chris Ryan.
00:00:57.000 It's really good for you too.
00:00:57.000 It is nice.
00:00:59.000 It's a wild ham that they cure it.
00:01:02.000 And then, of course, Brendan Sharp.
00:01:04.000 He's here.
00:01:05.000 Big Daddy.
00:01:06.000 That's his new name.
00:01:08.000 Big Daddy.
00:01:09.000 That was a few hours ago.
00:01:09.000 Big Daddy.
00:01:11.000 Straight from the hospital.
00:01:12.000 Yeah, so we're for some fights.
00:01:15.000 Derek Brunson.
00:01:16.000 Here we go.
00:01:17.000 Who's he fighting tonight?
00:01:20.000 He's fighting homeboy, the Brazilian cat.
00:01:24.000 Oh, that guy.
00:01:25.000 Oh, the one with the nose and the face?
00:01:27.000 There you go.
00:01:27.000 Oh, he's got good jiu-jitsu.
00:01:30.000 Really good jiu-jitsu.
00:01:32.000 And he's been around for a long time.
00:01:34.000 Yeah, he took a long time off the UFC, right?
00:01:36.000 Yeah.
00:01:36.000 He got cut.
00:01:37.000 Yeah, I was down in Brazil.
00:01:38.000 It's his second stint.
00:01:40.000 Yeah, he fought.
00:01:42.000 Mark Munoz in his last outing.
00:01:44.000 Rear naked choked.
00:01:45.000 Marky Munoz.
00:01:46.000 It looks like Mark Munoz just does not want to do it anymore.
00:01:49.000 We retired.
00:01:50.000 Yeah, I'm glad he did.
00:01:51.000 Me too, man.
00:01:51.000 That guy took some horrible beatings.
00:01:53.000 That Machida one, really.
00:01:55.000 The wide man, the Machida one.
00:01:57.000 Yeah.
00:01:57.000 Mark's issue was, you know, Mark was the captain of our team.
00:02:00.000 Mark's issue was... 0.58
00:02:03.000 I mean, he blew the fuck up between fights. 0.89
00:02:07.000 He's a Pilipino. 0.96
00:02:08.000 I mean, we're talking, he was just, I mean, he fought at 185, he'd be 240, 250, but not like cool 240, 250. He was like butter bean.
00:02:18.000 What was he eating?
00:02:19.000 Everything.
00:02:20.000 His feelings.
00:02:21.000 His feelings.
00:02:22.000 He had depression issues, right?
00:02:24.000 It was like part of what was going on in between camps.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, like after the Weidman fight, he had super depression issues.
00:02:30.000 From the loss?
00:02:30.000 Yeah.
00:02:31.000 Yeah.
00:02:31.000 I mean, the nicest guy on earth.
00:02:33.000 There's the lost depression, and there's also the KO depression.
00:02:37.000 Very true.
00:02:37.000 Like, actual physical depression.
00:02:39.000 And the more they're looking into that shit, you know that dude Dave Mira committed suicide? 0.99
00:02:44.000 Yeah, the BMX guy. 1.00
00:02:45.000 Legend.
00:02:46.000 So sad.
00:02:47.000 Two kids.
00:02:47.000 Because those BMXers get a ton of concussions, right?
00:02:50.000 Slamming their head against the concrete and shit? 1.00
00:02:51.000 Horrible. 1.00
00:02:52.000 And they fall from, you know, 30 feet up in the sky, have all that momentum, just whack! 1.00
00:02:52.000 Horrible shit. 1.00
00:02:57.000 Ugh. 1.00
00:02:58.000 Ugh.
00:02:58.000 I've had some friends, I've watched people, I've had friends in all those sports and hurt themselves.
00:03:04.000 Yeah, they hurt themselves and they become a different person.
00:03:07.000 Totally.
00:03:08.000 Their brain gets so scrambled, they're just not the same again.
00:03:10.000 They get super depressed.
00:03:12.000 Yeah, that's a big part of head trauma, is depression.
00:03:15.000 Are those guys born without fear?
00:03:17.000 What is it?
00:03:17.000 Like those dudes that do crazy BMX stuff and motocross tricks and flips and jumps?
00:03:24.000 You can't have any fear, right? 0.99
00:03:26.000 They think we're fucking crazy. 1.00
00:03:27.000 That's the fucked up part. 1.00
00:03:28.000 I've spent my whole life knowing a lot of these kids. 0.97
00:03:32.000 And one of my buddies, same as me, has a couple of kids, his wife, and won a couple of X-Game gold medals.
00:03:38.000 And he's like, how do you do that?
00:03:40.000 He's such a nice guy.
00:03:42.000 He's this tiny, frail, not frail, but he whips a bike around, but he's just smaller.
00:03:45.000 And he's like, how do you do that?
00:03:46.000 You're going to hurt somebody. 1.00
00:03:48.000 You're going to fucking hurt yourself, man. 1.00
00:03:49.000 You've got kids. 1.00
00:03:50.000 And I'm like, I saw you this morning, 50 feet above the ground, upside down with a fucking motorcycle. 1.00
00:03:54.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:03:56.000 Those dudes are nuts. 1.00
00:03:57.000 What do you mean? 1.00
00:03:58.000 Everybody's got their own idea of what's scary, though.
00:04:00.000 It's weird.
00:04:01.000 For some people, the scariest thing in the world is public speaking.
00:04:05.000 Doing this.
00:04:07.000 Doing this would be terrifying.
00:04:09.000 But to us, this is like a hangout.
00:04:12.000 Love it.
00:04:13.000 We have to remind ourselves.
00:04:16.000 With headphones on.
00:04:18.000 No, it's nothing. 0.99
00:04:19.000 But to me, the idea of jumping, flipping through the air in a motorcycle, fuck all that. 0.93
00:04:26.000 Skydiving is fun, though. 0.99
00:04:27.000 Don't fucking knock it. 0.97
00:04:28.000 See, I would never do it. 1.00
00:04:29.000 I did a lot of stupid sports. 1.00
00:04:30.000 I put myself in the hospital snowboarding. 1.00
00:04:33.000 I'm tiny, but I've been good at just about everything I've done.
00:04:37.000 Yeah, I think I'm done skiing, man.
00:04:39.000 I haven't done it in a while.
00:04:40.000 I went skiing last week.
00:04:42.000 Did you really? 0.99
00:04:42.000 I fucking one-wipe hard. 0.99
00:04:47.000 You're showing snowboarding. 0.99
00:04:49.000 I like skiing.
00:04:49.000 No, skiing.
00:04:50.000 But it's not the problem. 1.00
00:04:52.000 The problem is just there's a lot of people on the fucking mountain. 0.99
00:04:55.000 You're coming down the mountain. 1.00
00:04:56.000 There's all these people.
00:04:56.000 Where'd you go?
00:04:57.000 Park City, Utah.
00:04:58.000 I love it there.
00:04:59.000 Love it.
00:05:00.000 Dude, snowboarding is so much fun. 0.99
00:05:02.000 It's always fun as fuck. 0.98
00:05:04.000 But you're coming down the mountain, and you're like, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt. 0.99
00:05:08.000 Boom! 0.99
00:05:09.000 Ooh, I didn't get hurt.
00:05:10.000 Let's try it again.
00:05:10.000 Don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt.
00:05:12.000 So there's all these people that are zipping and zagging. 0.99
00:05:14.000 There's people way better than you, and there's people that suck worse than you. 0.99
00:05:17.000 And, you know, you're managing all this stuff as you're going down. 0.99
00:05:21.000 There's so many people on the mountain, man, because it was, I guess, President's Day weekend?
00:05:24.000 What was last weekend?
00:05:25.000 That's President's Day.
00:05:26.000 So it was super crowded, man.
00:05:28.000 Do you fall multiple times every run?
00:05:31.000 No.
00:05:31.000 I only fell three times in two days.
00:05:34.000 That's fucking good. 0.99
00:05:35.000 One was hard. 0.99
00:05:36.000 I grew up doing it, man. 1.00
00:05:37.000 Fuck that noise. 1.00
00:05:38.000 I'm going fast, too, man. 1.00
00:05:40.000 Never go where?
00:05:41.000 Skiing, snowboarding.
00:05:42.000 I grew up snowboarding.
00:05:43.000 Man, I miss it.
00:05:44.000 I want to go before the snow melts.
00:05:46.000 You can't pay me enough to do it. 1.00
00:05:47.000 Dude, I'm an asshole. 0.99
00:05:48.000 Well, I try and do things I used to do when I was in high school. 1.00
00:05:51.000 Like, oh my god, I can rodeo that, or I can frontside five that, or do something over this jump, and then I end up...
00:05:55.000 What are these terms you're using?
00:05:56.000 Doing flips and spins and...
00:05:57.000 You do a rodeo?
00:05:58.000 You flip in the air?
00:06:00.000 I've been... 0.99
00:06:00.000 Look how fucking small I am. 0.99
00:06:01.000 I can flip over anything. 0.99
00:06:02.000 But you flip doing snowboarding?
00:06:04.000 I used to, yeah.
00:06:04.000 You flip?
00:06:05.000 Oh my god, you're one of those guys.
00:06:06.000 You hit your face? 0.96
00:06:06.000 That's crazy. 0.96
00:06:07.000 You're one of those guys.
00:06:09.000 I'm totally fine.
00:06:09.000 But I was never that good.
00:06:10.000 I would just try that stuff.
00:06:10.000 My brother, on the other hand, was really good.
00:06:13.000 But of course, he blew out his knee twice, two collarbone breaks...
00:06:17.000 Collarbone's always gone.
00:06:18.000 When you land wrong and you land face down, I've been with guys, friends that are crazy like that, and I would just slide down the mountain. 0.99
00:06:26.000 Collarbone is one of those moves that assholes think they could end a fight with. 0.98
00:06:31.000 Like, Jesse James was on Howard Stern. 0.99
00:06:32.000 He was talking about street fighting.
00:06:34.000 And he was like, what do I do? 0.90
00:06:35.000 I just hit people in the collarbone. 1.00
00:06:37.000 I'm like, fuck you. 1.00
00:06:39.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:06:40.000 Come hit my collarbone. 1.00
00:06:42.000 Come hit it. 1.00
00:06:43.000 Get close to my collarbone. 1.00
00:06:44.000 Come hit it. 0.99
00:06:44.000 All I have to do is this. 0.99
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 Maybe if it's your first surprise move.
00:06:50.000 I've never even heard of a guy getting his collarbone broken like that.
00:06:54.000 He's not going to get close enough. 0.99
00:06:55.000 He's not going to do shit. 1.00
00:06:57.000 If you have a pipe in your hand. 0.98
00:06:58.000 Like, if you make believe you don't want to fight, and you're like, dude, let's just talk this out.
00:07:01.000 Boom! 0.99
00:07:03.000 Okay, a straight punch to collarbone ain't doing jack shit. 0.99
00:07:06.000 It's not doing jack shit. 1.00
00:07:07.000 To the sternum, it's going to fuck you up. 1.00
00:07:09.000 Maybe. 1.00
00:07:11.000 You think that guy can punch?
00:07:14.000 He's just so big. 1.00
00:07:15.000 Let's say his big ass. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Guarantee you that guy punches like a bitch. 1.00
00:07:20.000 Guarantee you. 1.00
00:07:21.000 One from downtown to the sternum?
00:07:23.000 From downtown if you're standing there waiting for it.
00:07:25.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:07:25.000 You're talking to a girl and he's like, hey, boom!
00:07:29.000 His buddy distraction comes up and he's fucking cautious. 0.99
00:07:31.000 People talk tough guy stuff when they say, like, I'll hit a guy in the sternum or I'll hit a guy in the collarbone. 0.99
00:07:36.000 I'm like, just stop talking.
00:07:37.000 Are you talking about Steven Seagal 101?
00:07:39.000 Yeah.
00:07:39.000 That's what you're talking about, son.
00:07:41.000 Generally, people say...
00:07:42.000 That's his life.
00:07:43.000 Well, Eddie Bravo and I had the worst guy ever.
00:07:45.000 There was a guy who told us he would grab your thumbnail.
00:07:48.000 He would pinch down your thumbnail. 0.99
00:07:49.000 Do you remember that fucking guy, Vinny? 0.99
00:07:51.000 Remember that guy Vinny from the Comedy Store? 1.00
00:07:53.000 Remember the fake jujitsu guy?
00:07:54.000 Remember that guy?
00:07:54.000 I do remember him, yeah.
00:07:55.000 Yeah.
00:07:55.000 He would grab your thumb and press down your thumbnail.
00:07:58.000 He was convinced that he...
00:08:00.000 I'll just grab you.
00:08:01.000 I'll grab you like this.
00:08:02.000 There's a pressure point on the tip of your thumb.
00:08:04.000 It's intolerable.
00:08:06.000 The pain is intolerable. 1.00
00:08:07.000 And I'm like, this motherfucker. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Like, you just want to hit him with a frying pan. 1.00
00:08:11.000 He grabbed my thumb. 0.97
00:08:12.000 He grabbed it.
00:08:13.000 He grabbed it.
00:08:13.000 He grabbed my thumb.
00:08:14.000 He squeezed the shit out of my dick. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Let me show you. 1.00
00:08:16.000 But it hurts.
00:08:18.000 It doesn't feel good.
00:08:19.000 But it doesn't even make you scream.
00:08:21.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:08:22.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:23.000 First of all, good luck holding on to it.
00:08:25.000 It's just the tip of your thumb. 0.99
00:08:26.000 Dude, if I'm that guy and I'm selling that lie to chicks to get laid, and Joe Rogan comes around, I'm not saying shit. 1.00
00:08:34.000 Meanwhile, all you have to do is suck your thumbs before you fight him and he's doomed. 1.00
00:08:37.000 Get them all slippery. 1.00
00:08:39.000 Lube up your thumbs.
00:08:41.000 Just stop.
00:08:42.000 Is this James Krause?
00:08:43.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:44.000 He's good, dude.
00:08:45.000 I like that guy.
00:08:48.000 Fun fights tonight.
00:08:49.000 Who's he fighting?
00:08:50.000 Shane Campbell?
00:08:51.000 Is that who he's fighting?
00:08:56.000 The fight I wanted to see most was that...
00:08:59.000 What's his name?
00:09:00.000 Cody and that Linker.
00:09:02.000 Oh, Lineker?
00:09:03.000 Yes.
00:09:03.000 Cody Goldberg.
00:09:04.000 Lineker pulled out.
00:09:04.000 That was the fight.
00:09:05.000 He got sick.
00:09:06.000 Is that what happened?
00:09:07.000 The Brazilian, what's it called?
00:09:08.000 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:09:09.000 He got Zika?
00:09:11.000 Yes.
00:09:11.000 No.
00:09:12.000 No, not Zika.
00:09:13.000 What is it?
00:09:14.000 You got something bad.
00:09:14.000 Malaria?
00:09:15.000 Nope, not malaria.
00:09:16.000 Something like...
00:09:16.000 AIDS? Nope.
00:09:18.000 Gonorrhea?
00:09:19.000 Man, that would be cool.
00:09:21.000 Leprosy?
00:09:21.000 No.
00:09:22.000 Steroids?
00:09:23.000 They allow you to fight with herpes, believe me. 1.00
00:09:27.000 Damn, son! 1.00
00:09:28.000 Okay. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Just kidding.
00:09:31.000 Wink.
00:09:32.000 Yeah, he got it.
00:09:33.000 You get it from mosquitoes out there.
00:09:33.000 It was gone.
00:09:35.000 But you know what?
00:09:36.000 The guy who stepped in his place is Augusto Mendes, Taquino.
00:09:40.000 Correct.
00:09:40.000 That guy beat Hoffa Mendes to win the world championship.
00:09:43.000 So the guy, Taquino, is fighting fucking tonight. 0.99
00:09:46.000 Cody hits like a tank, though. 1.00
00:09:47.000 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 This guy's a tank though. 0.99
00:09:50.000 He was preparing for a guy with no jiu-jitsu, and all of a sudden he's got a guy who's one of the best jiu-jitsu artists in the fucking world. 0.99
00:09:57.000 And he's big. 0.96
00:09:58.000 He didn't make weight either. 1.00
00:09:59.000 Takino is a fucking tank whose base... 1.00
00:10:03.000 He's not like a regular jiu-jitsu guy. 1.00
00:10:05.000 He's known for his ultimate balance and base.
00:10:09.000 He's gonna be on top of your head. 1.00
00:10:10.000 Damn, that sucks for Cody. 1.00
00:10:12.000 Sucks hard for Cody. 1.00
00:10:14.000 I don't know anything about his striking. 0.91
00:10:14.000 Hey, son. 0.91
00:10:16.000 I don't know anything about his striking. 0.99
00:10:16.000 Check this shit out. 0.99
00:10:16.000 Do you have a promising career? 0.99
00:10:19.000 His striking could be garbage. 0.99
00:10:20.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:10:21.000 I have no idea.
00:10:22.000 But, man.
00:10:23.000 Cody can wrestle, too.
00:10:24.000 He wrestled D1 or no?
00:10:25.000 No. 0.98
00:10:27.000 I hate saying this shit because I played basketball in high school, so I never called myself a basketball player. 0.99
00:10:31.000 But he wrestled in high school. 0.99
00:10:33.000 He's really good.
00:10:34.000 And he had all these boxing fights and kickboxing, amateur MMA. He definitely doesn't suck.
00:10:41.000 He's good, man. 0.81
00:10:42.000 Heavy hands.
00:10:44.000 Extra Little Fact Taquino used to date Mackenzie Dern.
00:10:47.000 Dude, I'm not mad at her at all.
00:10:49.000 Easy with the dirt boys.
00:10:51.000 Mackenzie?
00:10:52.000 She's a jiu-jitsu girl, right?
00:10:53.000 Yeah, she's the best jiu-jitsu girl on the planet.
00:10:55.000 By far the hottest girl to ever grace a gi.
00:10:55.000 And she's hot.
00:10:59.000 I don't know.
00:10:59.000 Kira Gracie?
00:11:00.000 She's pretty goddamn hot, too. 1.00
00:11:01.000 She's really hot. 0.95
00:11:03.000 I'd take McKenzie.
00:11:04.000 Different bodies.
00:11:04.000 Because then you've got to deal with all the Gracies if you date her.
00:11:06.000 You've got to think about that shit. 1.00
00:11:07.000 That's even better. 1.00
00:11:08.000 That's tough, man.
00:11:09.000 It's a lot of pressure.
00:11:10.000 Family functions.
00:11:11.000 Become one of the family.
00:11:12.000 Bring the show. 1.00
00:11:13.000 I've got to do the Gracie diet and shit all the time. 1.00
00:11:14.000 You've got to only watermelon by yourself. 0.99
00:11:16.000 Speaking of the Gracies, Big...
00:11:20.000 Mad props to Hoist Gracie, even though there was some crazy thing with Ken Shamrock. 0.91
00:11:25.000 Hoist went out there and did what he does and...
00:11:28.000 Did what he does? 0.98
00:11:29.000 Knee guys to the balls? 0.99
00:11:30.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:11:30.000 Oh, come on. 0.99
00:11:31.000 Was that really...
00:11:33.000 If he submitted him, you could say, did what he does. 0.99
00:11:35.000 He took him down and beat the shit out of him. 0.98
00:11:36.000 If Ken was just wearing... 1.00
00:11:38.000 Six straight strikes to the face.
00:11:39.000 Six solid...
00:11:40.000 You're just saying that because he doesn't like you.
00:11:42.000 You're trying to win him back.
00:11:43.000 You're trying to win him back.
00:11:44.000 Dad!
00:11:45.000 Maybe he'll forgive me.
00:11:46.000 Please love me.
00:11:47.000 Yeah, maybe he'll forgive me.
00:11:49.000 No, but I'll just call it like I see it.
00:11:51.000 He showed some serious K-1 or K-3 striking.
00:11:54.000 K-4?
00:11:55.000 Maybe K-5?
00:11:56.000 You didn't think his footwork was alright?
00:11:59.000 I thought Ken was really hesitant, standing on the outside.
00:12:03.000 I thought Ken would light him up.
00:12:04.000 I'm saying Ken, compared to Hoist's footwear, Hoist wasn't doing much.
00:12:08.000 There's no threat to his striking, so I was like super surprised that Ken wasn't lighting him up. 0.77
00:12:12.000 Because if you go back to like Ken that fought Fujita, Ken had some fucking legit leg kicks, some good power. 0.62
00:12:19.000 Yeah, but he... 0.86
00:12:20.000 25 years ago.
00:12:21.000 He's not...
00:12:22.000 A cripple? 1.00
00:12:23.000 I mean, where did the body go?
00:12:25.000 He's got to have that power.
00:12:26.000 He's got to have that ability.
00:12:28.000 Those aren't the same joints, my man.
00:12:29.000 Maybe. 0.99
00:12:30.000 I mean, I don't know what's going on with his body, but I would have thought Ken would have fucked his legs up. 1.00
00:12:34.000 If I was in Ken's corner, I would say, you're going to kick the shit out of this dude's legs. 0.99
00:12:38.000 He's no threat with punches. 0.99
00:12:40.000 It's not like he's going to drop you with one straight right hand.
00:12:42.000 So what you do is, you paw with the hands, and you come in and you throw bomb leg kicks.
00:12:49.000 Dengue fever.
00:12:50.000 Ooh, that's no joke.
00:12:51.000 That's not fun. 1.00
00:12:51.000 That kills motherfuckers. 1.00
00:12:53.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:53.000 I would have thought Ken would have just lit those legs on fire. 1.00
00:12:57.000 But at the same time, Hoist's chance was on the ground.
00:13:00.000 He didn't want to get taken down.
00:13:01.000 He had dengue fever, too.
00:13:02.000 He might have got that, too.
00:13:03.000 He might have got everything.
00:13:04.000 If Hoist's number one strategy was to take a guy down, that would make you hesitant throwing leg kicks, right?
00:13:10.000 Not if you're You're Ken Shamrock with his wrestling background and his striking. 0.99
00:13:13.000 Fuck a takedown from Hoist Gracie. 0.99
00:13:15.000 Yeah, Hoist is not like a D1 wrestler who's 20 years old. 1.00
00:13:17.000 But he clenches up and trips.
00:13:19.000 He clenches up and trips.
00:13:20.000 He knows how to do that.
00:13:21.000 Oh, look at this.
00:13:22.000 James Krause with the...
00:13:23.000 I'm calling like I see it, Brendan.
00:13:25.000 Yeah, buddy.
00:13:25.000 He's got it.
00:13:26.000 He's snug as fuck. 1.00
00:13:27.000 He's got it. 1.00
00:13:27.000 Oh, that's a tap. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Is it a tap?
00:13:29.000 Nope.
00:13:30.000 End of the round.
00:13:31.000 Yep.
00:13:32.000 End of the round. 0.99
00:13:33.000 Hey, has there ever been a bigger shit show than that Bellator fight? 0.99
00:13:36.000 Never. 0.99
00:13:37.000 I think it put our sport back seven years.
00:13:39.000 Nah.
00:13:40.000 Just put Bellator back.
00:13:42.000 Free agents now are going to go, Bellator? 1.00
00:13:44.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:13:44.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:13:45.000 How about Dada? 1.00
00:13:46.000 Went to the hospital.
00:13:47.000 Yeah, his heart stopped. 1.00
00:13:49.000 Gotta die! 0.98
00:13:50.000 It was filled with cheeseburgers and fried chicken and orange soda. 0.52
00:13:54.000 Is there any way you could have trained for that fight?
00:13:56.000 Is there any way?
00:13:57.000 There's no way he trained.
00:13:58.000 No, no way.
00:13:59.000 He thought he was just...
00:14:00.000 I mean, he might have trained for a couple of days.
00:14:01.000 They said he lost 40 pounds.
00:14:03.000 Well, that's not good.
00:14:04.000 You should have lost 40 pounds before.
00:14:06.000 It's not like you didn't know you were going to do this.
00:14:08.000 You don't do that in the backyards.
00:14:09.000 Well, how about Kimbo? 0.99
00:14:09.000 What the fuck was going on with him? 0.99
00:14:13.000 That wasn't even amateur hours. 0.99
00:14:15.000 If it's an amateur fight, you'd be chomping at the bit to get at those guys.
00:14:21.000 But I hope they're in my bracket.
00:14:23.000 All you have to do is dance around for a few minutes.
00:14:25.000 These guys are toast.
00:14:26.000 I agree. 0.99
00:14:26.000 A low-level college wrestler would have fucked those dudes up. 0.99
00:14:29.000 Fuck the college wrestlers. 1.00
00:14:32.000 How about the one exchange where Dada just sort of laid down and Kimbo just rolled over on top of him? 1.00
00:14:37.000 He just laid down.
00:14:38.000 That hurt my soul.
00:14:39.000 They just laid down.
00:14:40.000 The fight hurt my soul.
00:14:41.000 There was no takedown.
00:14:42.000 It was like, let's just take this to the ground.
00:14:44.000 I wonder if they were talking to each other.
00:14:45.000 You want to take this to the ground, homie? 1.00
00:14:47.000 Is this a chill dog?
00:14:47.000 Yeah.
00:14:49.000 Can we chill?
00:14:52.000 How about Kimbo and Mal?
00:14:55.000 Dude, I felt like throwing up.
00:14:57.000 I got done, I was like, ah.
00:14:59.000 Early in the first round, though, it didn't look so bad.
00:15:02.000 I was like, okay, Kimbo's got some ground skills. 0.99
00:15:05.000 I thought, okay, this guy's going to get fucked up. 0.99
00:15:08.000 Kimbo's going to pound him out, but zero gas. 0.99
00:15:11.000 Have you seen the documentary that Dada comes from, Dog Fights?
00:15:14.000 Yeah, that's my friend Billy Corbin.
00:15:15.000 Yeah, Billy Corbin, yeah.
00:15:16.000 He's the best.
00:15:16.000 It's amazing.
00:15:17.000 You had him on your podcast, right?
00:15:18.000 Billy's great.
00:15:18.000 We had him on your podcast, yeah.
00:15:19.000 Billy's great.
00:15:20.000 And he's the guy who did Cooking Cowboys.
00:15:21.000 Yes, and the U. Yes.
00:15:25.000 He's great.
00:15:26.000 Billy's awesome. 0.99
00:15:27.000 But that's where I was like, damn, Dada has some hands, man. 0.97
00:15:29.000 This guy's kind of cool. 0.98
00:15:30.000 His haircut's cool.
00:15:31.000 He's got some hands.
00:15:33.000 Yeah, I mean, he was fighting.
00:15:34.000 Look, that's the thing about can crushers.
00:15:37.000 You look awesome if you're fighting nobody.
00:15:40.000 But he's 2-0. 0.95
00:15:41.000 You come from fighting on the back streets of Miami, and then you're fucking launched into Bellator.
00:15:46.000 Not only that, he's 2-0, and I think his last opponent, whoever was talking about it on the broadcast, was talking about the record of his last opponent.
00:15:55.000 It was like, you know, 0-16.
00:15:56.000 That was like a midget fight, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:15:58.000 It's like...
00:15:59.000 You know what that showed?
00:16:00.000 That showed that maybe Bellator just was a little too eager to try to do things that the UFC wasn't willing to do.
00:16:12.000 It's the pride thing, you know what I mean?
00:16:14.000 When you come out, you have Tyson commentating and he's drunk.
00:16:17.000 All the stuff that the UFC wouldn't do, Bellator's like, we're gonna do it.
00:16:22.000 You can't do that, man.
00:16:22.000 Do you think Tyson was drunk?
00:16:24.000 He was on something.
00:16:25.000 He was on some pills. 1.00
00:16:26.000 He was on some shit. 1.00
00:16:27.000 I think he might have been on a whole career of getting punched in the head. 1.00
00:16:30.000 You think?
00:16:31.000 Hopefully when I have brain trauma like that catches up, I hope I'm like that.
00:16:34.000 He was funny.
00:16:35.000 Mike Tyson commentating is hilarious.
00:16:38.000 He was funny.
00:16:39.000 Which way did he go?
00:16:40.000 Which way did he go?
00:16:41.000 I'm totally for that.
00:16:42.000 When Melvin Gillard got knocked out, he's like, which way did he go?
00:16:45.000 Which way did he go?
00:16:46.000 He's ruthless.
00:16:48.000 Ruthless mocking dudes getting teed off on.
00:16:51.000 He's like, look where you're going to be eventually.
00:16:52.000 Look at me. 1.00
00:16:54.000 But just in the grand scheme of things like Bellator, they signed Ben Henderson, who's a fucking monster. 0.98
00:16:59.000 And you want to get all these other guys to come over. 0.98
00:16:59.000 That's good. 0.98
00:17:02.000 So they're making momentum.
00:17:02.000 And Phil Davis.
00:17:03.000 Then you put that product out. 1.00
00:17:05.000 If I'm a free agent, I'm like, fuck, man. 0.99
00:17:07.000 I don't want to be part of that. 0.99
00:17:08.000 I think they eventually got to let all that stuff go.
00:17:11.000 They can't keep doing those.
00:17:12.000 I agree.
00:17:12.000 They should stop.
00:17:13.000 This is the last one.
00:17:14.000 Stop the sideshow.
00:17:15.000 Because if they keep doing it, they're going to really lose credibility.
00:17:18.000 There's a lot of things they need to do. 1.00
00:17:19.000 That name, they're sticking with that stupid fucking name and they're calling it Bellator Kickboxing too. 1.00
00:17:23.000 Hey man, let's not do that. 1.00
00:17:25.000 Bellator is a dumb name. 1.00
00:17:27.000 Who runs the PR for fuck's sakes? 1.00
00:17:29.000 You rest assured, you're absolutely only going to get people that are fans of Bellator already. 0.98
00:17:35.000 They're going to take it seriously and look for it.
00:17:37.000 People that are flipping through the channels, when they see Bellator live, what does that mean?
00:17:42.000 It doesn't mean anything.
00:17:42.000 What does that mean?
00:17:43.000 But if you have MMA like, oh, Kraus got it again. 0.99
00:17:46.000 Damn, this dude knows how to turn away from chokes. 1.00
00:17:48.000 Yeah, he's nasty at getting out. 1.00
00:17:50.000 But Kraus is all over him. 0.94
00:17:53.000 He's nasty at surviving.
00:17:54.000 But I'm just thinking, if they just turned it into MMA, oh, look at this, Kraus hits an armbar. 0.98
00:18:01.000 Kraus is fucking ferocious on the ground. 0.94
00:18:03.000 This dude's got his back now. 0.98
00:18:05.000 If they just turned it into MMA, everybody knows what MMA is.
00:18:09.000 I agree.
00:18:09.000 It's Bellator MMA. Yeah, but it's Bellator.
00:18:11.000 It's a dumb name. 0.98
00:18:12.000 I don't think the name matters. 0.99
00:18:14.000 I disagree.
00:18:14.000 Ryzen.
00:18:15.000 Pride. 0.99
00:18:16.000 Yeah, Ryzen didn't mean shit. 0.94
00:18:17.000 How's Ryzen and Pride doing, Eddie? 0.96
00:18:17.000 You get used to it. 0.96
00:18:19.000 Huh?
00:18:20.000 How's Ryzen and Pride doing?
00:18:21.000 Oh, because of their name they failed?
00:18:23.000 It's details, my man.
00:18:25.000 It's details. 1.00
00:18:26.000 Well, it starts with a goddamn name. 0.99
00:18:28.000 I thought it was because of the Yakuza, but I guess it's... 1.00
00:18:30.000 Do you pay attention to the sneaky shit that the fucking Athletic Commission did to Vanderlei? 1.00
00:18:35.000 Sneaky ass shit. 1.00
00:18:37.000 Vanderlei signs a fight with Fedor. 1.00
00:18:39.000 The UFC lets him go, okay?
00:18:41.000 So Vanderlei finally can make some money.
00:18:42.000 The dude hasn't been able to make any money in over a year.
00:18:44.000 I saw his Instagram.
00:18:45.000 It's like 17 months.
00:18:47.000 He hasn't been able to make a dime, right?
00:18:48.000 So he's struggling.
00:18:49.000 And the Athletic Commission totally did him dirty.
00:18:53.000 They suspended him for his entire career.
00:18:55.000 The judge overrules it, says that you can't do that.
00:18:58.000 You can't just suspend a guy forever.
00:19:00.000 You can't just deny him a right to make a living.
00:19:04.000 Vandele gets a release from the UFC, signs to fight Fedor and Ryzen.
00:19:09.000 It's a big payday for him.
00:19:10.000 I'll watch that.
00:19:10.000 Finally, he's gonna get some money, right?
00:19:12.000 Of course.
00:19:12.000 You know what the Athletic Commission does?
00:19:13.000 What? 0.99
00:19:13.000 They fucking suspend him for three years. 0.99
00:19:15.000 So they say, okay, we are going to change your suspension from a lifetime ban three years, so it's retroactive. 0.98
00:19:24.000 So he still has a year and a half to go, so he can't take this fight.
00:19:27.000 Hold up, but Ryzen's in where?
00:19:28.000 Japan?
00:19:28.000 It doesn't matter.
00:19:29.000 Why?
00:19:30.000 If he goes over there and takes that fight, they'll view it as a violation.
00:19:33.000 He won't be able to fight in the United States. 1.00
00:19:35.000 Fuck it! 1.00
00:19:35.000 But it doesn't matter. 1.00
00:19:37.000 He'll never be able to fight in the United States, so he's stuck over there. 1.00
00:19:40.000 Yeah, he should say fuck it. 1.00
00:19:41.000 But here's why he shouldn't. 1.00
00:19:44.000 Bellator will probably pay him some serious fucking money. 0.99
00:19:47.000 Some serious fucking money. 1.00
00:19:48.000 How old will he be in a year and a half? 0.99
00:19:49.000 Yeah, but he's not a year and a half older.
00:19:51.000 Bellator, let's take it international then.
00:19:53.000 Yeah, but Ryzen ain't gonna be around, son.
00:19:56.000 Ryzen doesn't have much time.
00:19:57.000 And what's he gonna do?
00:19:58.000 He's gonna fight for one FC? No one watches that.
00:20:01.000 You know, Ben Askren's been whooping Chinese dudes' asses over there for a year and a half. 1.00
00:20:05.000 No one sees shit. 1.00
00:20:06.000 And can't get a fucking write-up on anything. 1.00
00:20:09.000 No, he talks about it. 1.00
00:20:10.000 Ben Askren's ragdolling, beating the fuck out of dudes. 0.99
00:20:12.000 I like they allow him to do his knees on the ground. 0.95
00:20:15.000 Isn't Crone fighting in 1FC or is that Ryzen?
00:20:18.000 No, he's fighting in Ryzen too.
00:20:19.000 His last fight was Ryzen.
00:20:21.000 But before that was 1FC, right?
00:20:22.000 Correct.
00:20:23.000 And Aoki's fighting in 1FC too?
00:20:26.000 I think his first fight was 1FC. I'm pretty sure.
00:20:29.000 It was in Asia.
00:20:30.000 Maybe it was another organization.
00:20:31.000 Yeah, his first fight was NFC. His last fight was Ryzen though.
00:20:33.000 But if I'm Wanderlei, what are you going to do, wait around?
00:20:37.000 I don't know, man.
00:20:38.000 The fight in the States?
00:20:39.000 I just think it's dirty what the Athletic Commission did. 1.00
00:20:41.000 They're fucked up. 0.99
00:20:42.000 They suspended him right after he takes his fight. 1.00
00:20:46.000 So by violating it, essentially they're playing little games.
00:20:50.000 Because by him violating that, they're really like...
00:20:53.000 They get what they want.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, they get what they want.
00:20:56.000 Wanderlei's bigger over there.
00:20:57.000 Yeah, but all they had to do, like how many months away is that fight?
00:21:01.000 Like it's in August, right?
00:21:03.000 Correct.
00:21:04.000 At least what he posted.
00:21:05.000 March, April, May, June, July, August.
00:21:07.000 If they just gave him two years, he would have been out. 0.99
00:21:11.000 He would have been done at the end of July, he would have been able to fight, and they gave him an extra year, so he's fucked. 1.00
00:21:16.000 You know what, man? 0.99
00:21:17.000 Two years is what you're supposed to get, because that's what you would have got if he tested positive.
00:21:21.000 That's what Gleason did.
00:21:21.000 Correct.
00:21:23.000 He ran.
00:21:23.000 Let's pretend he was positive.
00:21:25.000 Pretend he was positive, then he's two years, you fine him for whatever, and you let the guy have a goddamn fucking career. 1.00
00:21:31.000 This is a game. 1.00
00:21:33.000 I think it's a game.
00:21:34.000 He's also a legend.
00:21:35.000 Yes. 1.00
00:21:35.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
00:21:36.000 First of all, why is it three years when he didn't test positive if it's two years if he did test positive? 1.00
00:21:42.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:21:43.000 Two years is the right amount.
00:21:44.000 If a guy runs from a test, assume he's positive.
00:21:47.000 He definitely shouldn't have ran.
00:21:49.000 He definitely should be penalized.
00:21:50.000 Every fighter who runs from a test should be penalized as if they tested positive.
00:21:54.000 So if that's the case, why three years?
00:21:56.000 Why not two?
00:21:57.000 Didn't ovary run from a test? 1.00
00:21:59.000 No.
00:22:00.000 He tested positive.
00:22:01.000 No, he tested positive.
00:22:02.000 Horsemeat.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, horsemeat.
00:22:04.000 I don't know why he did a German voice.
00:22:05.000 Is that what it was?
00:22:07.000 It's a mustache.
00:22:09.000 Dude, back to Bellator.
00:22:10.000 How about your boy Justin Wren wants to fight Kimbo Slice? 1.00
00:22:13.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99
00:22:13.000 Kimbo Slice is going night-night. 0.99
00:22:15.000 Because Justin Wren, you can hit that dude in the head with a rock. 0.99
00:22:19.000 He's a gorilla. 0.98
00:22:20.000 I don't think Justin knocks him out. 0.54
00:22:21.000 I think Justin takes him down and beats his beard in. 0.99
00:22:23.000 He beats the shit out of him. 0.98
00:22:24.000 He takes him down if he wants to, but if he's standing with him, all he has to do is keep moving. 1.00
00:22:28.000 But you know, the reason Justin wants to fight is because it's such a big fight so he can build wells in fucking Africa. 1.00
00:22:33.000 That's why he wants such a mainstream fight. 0.98
00:22:35.000 He's different than other dudes.
00:22:36.000 That's why he deserves it, too.
00:22:37.000 He deserves it.
00:22:38.000 And if Bellator's smart, they should do it.
00:22:38.000 He's awesome.
00:22:40.000 It's a good story, especially Kimbo's last fight.
00:22:42.000 Let's figure this out.
00:22:43.000 It might not be his last fight.
00:22:45.000 I'm just saying.
00:22:45.000 Well, no.
00:22:46.000 It should be his last fight.
00:22:47.000 No, no, no.
00:22:48.000 It's whatever.
00:22:49.000 You know Justin and Kimbo were supposed to fight on Ultimate Fighter 10?
00:22:53.000 It was lined up, and then the suits came in.
00:22:56.000 They were supposed to fight.
00:22:57.000 The week of the fight, the suits came in like, hey, Justin.
00:23:00.000 They sat Justin down like...
00:23:02.000 For ratings, we gotta do this, and then they put in Roy Nelson. 0.99
00:23:06.000 Well, that's even dumber, because Roy Nelson is very fucking skilled. 0.99
00:23:11.000 Well, no, they wanted Roy to beat him. 0.99
00:23:12.000 Yeah, they wanted Roy to beat him.
00:23:14.000 I mean, it's Roy Nelson.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, but nobody knew who Roy was back then.
00:23:17.000 Ah, man, Roy's...
00:23:18.000 I mean, he's pretty big.
00:23:19.000 I don't think they wanted Kimbo to do well, is what I'm trying to tell you.
00:23:23.000 Oh, like the UFC didn't want Kimbo to do well.
00:23:24.000 Because they knew he was going to lose, because, to be honest, anyone with a good...
00:23:28.000 Set of skills, we're going to beat Kimbo. 0.99
00:23:29.000 So whoever got that first crack at him, he was probably going to get fucked up. 0.99
00:23:32.000 So he fought Justin. 0.99
00:23:33.000 Justin would be and become a star.
00:23:35.000 Roy, you know.
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:37.000 So it's a big fight.
00:23:38.000 They didn't want him to do well.
00:23:39.000 Roy was by far the worst matchup.
00:23:41.000 Justin was supposed to fight him.
00:23:42.000 The coaches had it all matched up.
00:23:43.000 They yanked Justin. 0.99
00:23:44.000 Insert fucking Roy Nelson with 30 fights. 1.00
00:23:47.000 Enjoy that, Kimbo. 1.00
00:23:48.000 Yeah, enjoy getting crucifixed.
00:23:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:51.000 So now Justin's like, yo, we're supposed to fight.
00:23:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:54.000 I'm trying to build some fucking wells. 0.99
00:23:55.000 Yeah, he's definitely got different motivation than everybody else. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Yeah, man.
00:23:58.000 What a great guy he is.
00:24:00.000 God, such a better guy than me. 0.99
00:24:03.000 Because I would take that money and buy watches and cars and shit. 0.99
00:24:06.000 There's no wells. 0.99
00:24:07.000 There's no water.
00:24:09.000 Oh, yo, yo, yo.
00:24:10.000 We've got some bad news.
00:24:11.000 I can't get the well equipment to Africa.
00:24:12.000 What happened?
00:24:13.000 Some rims.
00:24:14.000 What's going on with your Instagram page?
00:24:16.000 How much does that watch cost?
00:24:18.000 Exactly the same amount as a well.
00:24:20.000 Dude, I bought myself a gift from a charity.
00:24:20.000 It's weird.
00:24:23.000 I bought myself a gift for having a baby.
00:24:25.000 What about me?
00:24:25.000 I guess you get the model.
00:24:26.000 Bought myself a Rolex, son.
00:24:28.000 What about me?
00:24:29.000 Yeah, I'm like, what about me?
00:24:30.000 I showed up.
00:24:31.000 My dad's like, what's that?
00:24:32.000 I'm like, I got a push gift, Ed.
00:24:34.000 That's hilarious.
00:24:35.000 Yeah, for reals.
00:24:36.000 A push gift.
00:24:37.000 Yeah, girls get push gifts. 1.00
00:24:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:24:39.000 Krause is back. 1.00
00:24:39.000 There's two dads. 1.00
00:24:40.000 Deep.
00:24:41.000 Two hooks in. 1.00
00:24:42.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:24:43.000 Flattened out. 1.00
00:24:44.000 Nope.
00:24:45.000 Crouse escape!
00:24:47.000 Back to his back!
00:24:48.000 You can escape into an arm triangle right there. 0.56
00:24:50.000 As soon as he turns.
00:24:51.000 He's too smart for that son.
00:24:54.000 He's got one or the other.
00:24:56.000 He's going to have his back taken still. 1.00
00:24:58.000 Dude, that McGregor Dos Anjos makes my dick hard. 0.99
00:25:01.000 Even that fly right there. 1.00
00:25:02.000 It makes other people's dicks hard. 0.99
00:25:05.000 I'm going to say something crazy, Joe. 0.99
00:25:06.000 You ready for this?
00:25:07.000 I think the toughest matchup possible in the UFC for McGregor is Dos Anjos.
00:25:07.000 Okay.
00:25:12.000 I think the easier fight is Robbie Lawler for him.
00:25:16.000 Wow. 0.99
00:25:16.000 Suck on that. 0.99
00:25:17.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:18.000 And I've been thinking about that a lot lately. 0.98
00:25:20.000 God, I hate everyone fucking talking about this right now. 0.97
00:25:20.000 And it's... 0.97
00:25:22.000 And I was just putting two and two together.
00:25:24.000 I'm like, well, if he does knock out Dasanio's...
00:25:26.000 I was like, wow. 0.99
00:25:27.000 Him and Robbie are going to fucking throw down. 0.99
00:25:30.000 No, they're not. 0.99
00:25:31.000 Robbie's not going to touch him.
00:25:32.000 You don't think so?
00:25:33.000 Not a chance.
00:25:34.000 Wow.
00:25:34.000 You think he's just going to move around a while?
00:25:36.000 And I love Robbie. 0.96
00:25:36.000 I think he fucks Robbie up. 0.96
00:25:37.000 Style-wise, I think he fucks Robbie up. 0.96
00:25:39.000 Where does Conor stop?
00:25:41.000 At 170. He fucks everybody up at 170. Why wouldn't he go 185? 0.97
00:25:46.000 He's already stating publicly that he's not afraid of any weight class.
00:25:49.000 Here's what I have to say to everybody. 0.99
00:25:50.000 Everybody at 170, stay the fuck away from Wonderboy. 1.00
00:25:55.000 That dude's got the fucking glow right now. 1.00
00:25:58.000 He's got the Bruce Leroy glow. 1.00
00:25:58.000 I agree. 1.00
00:26:00.000 That's my motherfucker. 1.00
00:26:01.000 Just stay the fuck away. 1.00
00:26:02.000 I agree. 0.99
00:26:02.000 What he did to Johnny Hendrix should be against the law. 0.99
00:26:06.000 They should have shut the lights off.
00:26:08.000 They should have separated them and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, not tonight.
00:26:11.000 Not tonight, bro.
00:26:11.000 We need to stop this.
00:26:13.000 Hendrix came in shape, had all his fucking shit figured out. 1.00
00:26:16.000 How big is karate right now? 1.00
00:26:18.000 Karate is strong as fuck right now. 0.99
00:26:20.000 It's been years that sport karate has this one element that no one knows how to fuck with. 0.99
00:26:24.000 These blitz guys. 0.97
00:26:26.000 These Raymond Daniels guys that jump in and attack and then jump out before you can do anything about it.
00:26:31.000 And if you don't have some serious Nicky Holtzkin style or Joseph Valtellini style Muay Thai skills where you can get hands up high and chop those legs.
00:26:38.000 No one has that right now.
00:26:39.000 No one has that.
00:26:40.000 No one in the UFC has it right now.
00:26:41.000 Not at that level.
00:26:42.000 Look at what Raymond Daniels does to everybody except Nicky Holtzkin and Joseph Valtellino in glory.
00:26:49.000 Valtellini was the first guy exposed it.
00:26:50.000 Chopped those legs down.
00:26:51.000 Hands up high.
00:26:52.000 Good guard. 0.99
00:26:53.000 Attack, attack, attack the legs. 1.00
00:26:55.000 And eventually chop them down. 1.00
00:26:56.000 And he head kicks him and stops him. 0.88
00:26:57.000 And the same thing with Nicky Holtzkin.
00:26:59.000 It's that super solid Muay Thai base.
00:27:01.000 But everybody else gets 360 wheel kicked in the head.
00:27:05.000 He hits you with that jumping side kick. 0.78
00:27:08.000 Touches you with the side kick and then spins the back kick to the face.
00:27:11.000 So I think Wonderboy right now beats everyone.
00:27:13.000 The worst matchup for him?
00:27:15.000 Roy McDonald.
00:27:16.000 He's too smart.
00:27:17.000 I think he grinds him out.
00:27:18.000 Guess who he's fighting next. 1.00
00:27:19.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:27:20.000 Roy McDonald? 1.00
00:27:21.000 That's what I'm hearing.
00:27:22.000 I could see Roy throwing a real heavy boy tie. 0.99
00:27:24.000 I fucking hate that for him. 0.99
00:27:25.000 Let's let Wonderboy do his thing! 0.99
00:27:27.000 Why would you give him the worst matchup possible?
00:27:29.000 Why wouldn't you give Roy an opportunity to stop the hype train if he's believing it so strongly?
00:27:33.000 There you go.
00:27:34.000 Okay, what do you think Roy's gonna be able to do to him?
00:27:35.000 He just wants to wear his skin, that's all. 1.00
00:27:39.000 I just want to, you know, carry him into the woods.
00:27:41.000 I don't think the UFC has announced that fight because I don't know if it's 100%.
00:27:43.000 It's a rumor.
00:27:44.000 I saw it was a rumor.
00:27:45.000 That's why I mentioned it. 0.99
00:27:46.000 I might have done a little fucking... 0.99
00:27:48.000 No, it's a rumor. 0.99
00:27:48.000 I saw it before. 0.99
00:27:50.000 I might have done a video where I hyped it up already.
00:27:53.000 That hasn't aired yet?
00:27:54.000 It might have happened.
00:27:55.000 I mean, I don't remember.
00:27:55.000 Might be breaking news.
00:27:57.000 There you go.
00:27:57.000 Cheeto fingers.
00:27:58.000 Write that one.
00:27:59.000 Speaking of...
00:28:00.000 Advancing.
00:28:01.000 15%.
00:28:01.000 I think Roy McDonald's too smart to fall into his traps.
00:28:04.000 Okay, so what does he do?
00:28:05.000 He's got to kickbox with them when they're on the outside. 1.00
00:28:08.000 And that's where you're fucked. 1.00
00:28:08.000 His jab is fucking nasty. 1.00
00:28:10.000 And then as soon as Roy gets comfortable... 1.00
00:28:12.000 But he fucks everybody. 0.99
00:28:13.000 What is that? 0.99
00:28:14.000 That's a giant one, dude.
00:28:15.000 That's the biggest battery I've ever seen on one of those things.
00:28:18.000 That thing is like a paper towel roll.
00:28:21.000 Just put it in your mouth. 0.64
00:28:22.000 Just put it in your mouth.
00:28:23.000 How long does that battery last?
00:28:25.000 At least it lasts a year.
00:28:26.000 A while, I don't know.
00:28:27.000 I have no idea. 0.99
00:28:28.000 You could go fucking hiking in the Alps with that battery. 0.99
00:28:30.000 I love this. 1.00
00:28:31.000 Like, Q asked earlier, do you smoke pot?
00:28:34.000 I was like, I smoke a lot of pot.
00:28:36.000 Smoked a lot.
00:28:36.000 No one ever knew.
00:28:37.000 I knew that about you.
00:28:37.000 I knew that about you.
00:28:38.000 You knew that, yeah.
00:28:39.000 Maybe I knew and I forgot.
00:28:41.000 I figured you didn't.
00:28:43.000 Oh, this is legit.
00:28:46.000 I'm good, man.
00:28:47.000 I have this thing.
00:28:48.000 I'll get fired from life.
00:28:50.000 I'll get fired from life. 1.00
00:28:52.000 I'll say some outrageous shit. 1.00
00:28:54.000 What a shitty dad! 1.00
00:28:57.000 That's good, dude. 1.00
00:28:58.000 That's good.
00:28:59.000 Roy Wonderboy.
00:29:00.000 That's interesting, man.
00:29:01.000 It may not.
00:29:01.000 It may happen.
00:29:02.000 Who knows?
00:29:03.000 We'll find out soon.
00:29:03.000 Connor Wonderboy.
00:29:04.000 Shit. 1.00
00:29:05.000 Connor Wonderboy. 1.00
00:29:06.000 Here's the thing.
00:29:07.000 You got a kick with Wonderboy, and Connor's kicks are just nowhere near the level of Wonderboy's.
00:29:11.000 It's just not even in the same...
00:29:12.000 Are you sure about that?
00:29:13.000 I'm 100% sure about that.
00:29:14.000 His hands are better than Wonderboy's, I think. 0.99
00:29:17.000 Wonderboy's got some fucking vicious hands. 0.99
00:29:18.000 How tall is Wonderboy? 1.00
00:29:19.000 Knockout power.
00:29:20.000 What Connor has in that left hand is what, for us, a hobby likes to call the touch of death.
00:29:26.000 At 145, not 55 and 70. You're talking about bigger boys.
00:29:29.000 He was knocking motherfuckers dead at 155 with one punch. 0.99
00:29:33.000 He was doing it all throughout England. 0.99
00:29:34.000 I mean, I don't know if he could do that in the UFC at 155. Different level.
00:29:38.000 Dos Anjos is a big motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:41.000 You are right. 1.00
00:29:42.000 Dos Anjos is a beast.
00:29:44.000 But I believe the kind of power that Conor has, he just has that undeniable power.
00:29:49.000 Preach.
00:29:49.000 Because I hope he does.
00:29:51.000 Preach.
00:29:51.000 It's undeniable.
00:29:52.000 I just don't know if he's going to be able to do it.
00:29:53.000 Because here's the thing about Dos Anjos.
00:29:55.000 Dos Anjos is a gap closer. 1.00
00:29:57.000 That motherfucker closes gaps on you before you even realize he's on top of you. 1.00
00:30:01.000 He did it to Donald and he did it to Pettis. 1.00
00:30:03.000 Two guys who are pretty fucking skillful strikers. 0.74
00:30:06.000 He closes that distance on you in a surprising way. 0.98
00:30:09.000 And there's no hesitation.
00:30:10.000 No hesitation.
00:30:11.000 His grappling is outstanding.
00:30:12.000 And there's no hesitation in his game.
00:30:14.000 And with that Nick Curzon dude training him, man, he's got 15 gas tanks.
00:30:18.000 They're all ready.
00:30:19.000 They're all ready to go.
00:30:20.000 Does he have a movement coach, though?
00:30:21.000 He's the movement coach.
00:30:22.000 They're doing all these crazy plyometric drills.
00:30:24.000 Everything is plyometrics. 0.98
00:30:26.000 And then you've got, you know, you've got fucking, he's got King's MMA, right? 0.96
00:30:32.000 Oh, with Cordero? 0.96
00:30:33.000 Yeah, Rafael Cordero is one of the greatest striking instructors in the world.
00:30:36.000 He's got Fabrizio Verdum there.
00:30:38.000 He's got a shitload of animals to train with. 0.88
00:30:40.000 No, he's a complete animal.
00:30:42.000 Honestly, as far as match-up-wise, you break the fight down, I can't think of a worse match-up for Conor.
00:30:46.000 It's a great match-up.
00:30:48.000 They're both in their prime.
00:30:49.000 If he beats him, he goes right to Robbie Lawler for UFC 200. And the world explodes.
00:30:53.000 Dude, if he beats him, he'd be the greatest UFC fighter of all time.
00:30:57.000 Of all time!
00:30:57.000 Yes!
00:30:58.000 Yes, ever.
00:30:59.000 Alright, here's an argument that I was having with somebody.
00:31:01.000 This is a discussion.
00:31:02.000 This is a legit question.
00:31:04.000 Mighty Mouse right now, do you agree he's the best pound-for-pound guy?
00:31:07.000 Sorry, brother.
00:31:07.000 No, too small.
00:31:08.000 Wow.
00:31:09.000 How dare you?
00:31:10.000 How dare you?
00:31:11.000 But that's what pound for pound is.
00:31:12.000 Because the risk, the reward, he can make mistakes.
00:31:16.000 He's destroying the competition.
00:31:17.000 But he couldn't make mistakes with Dotson. 0.53
00:31:19.000 Dotson could knock you dead with one shot.
00:31:20.000 Different. 0.96
00:31:21.000 Different than Jon Jones, Gustafson, DC. Different than Rumble.
00:31:24.000 Rumble.
00:31:24.000 I disagree with Gustafson.
00:31:26.000 I don't think Gustafson knocks you dead with one punch any easier than Dotson does.
00:31:29.000 Matter of fact, I think Dotson offers more danger on the feet.
00:31:32.000 I disagree.
00:31:33.000 Okay.
00:31:34.000 But we're allowed to.
00:31:35.000 Yeah, that's what we're here for.
00:31:37.000 You can be wrong, that's fine.
00:31:38.000 Okay, so at the very least, he's number two pound for pound best in the world.
00:31:41.000 I agree.
00:31:42.000 Okay.
00:31:42.000 Alright, I think he's number one.
00:31:44.000 A lot of other people think he's number one, including Boss Rootin, but what the fuck's he now, right? 0.98
00:31:48.000 So, Joe Rogan Boss Rootin. 0.97
00:31:50.000 It makes sense.
00:31:50.000 So, if Cejudo beats him...
00:31:54.000 He's an Olympic gold medalist in wrestling.
00:31:56.000 So he becomes the first Olympic gold medalist in wrestling that wins a flyweight title.
00:32:02.000 Okay.
00:32:03.000 And he beats arguably the best guy ever.
00:32:05.000 Okay.
00:32:06.000 If Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson is the best guy right now, and you've fought him before.
00:32:10.000 I know you look at him like today, and you look at what he's been able to do over his last few fights, it's hard to argue a more dominant champion.
00:32:10.000 Yes.
00:32:17.000 He doesn't get hit.
00:32:18.000 Yeah.
00:32:18.000 Doesn't get hit by the best guys in the world.
00:32:20.000 Don McCruz beat him.
00:32:21.000 Yes, a long time ago at 135. He's a different fighter then.
00:32:24.000 Ian arguably won as well.
00:32:24.000 I'm just saying.
00:32:26.000 I'll tell you that.
00:32:27.000 That's why he's not my pound for pound number one.
00:32:29.000 But that's a long time ago.
00:32:30.000 So Del Sanchez got choked out by Clay Guida.
00:32:32.000 Who's Jon Jones lost to?
00:32:33.000 It's true. 0.98
00:32:34.000 He lost to a shitty rule. 0.99
00:32:36.000 He lost to a shitty rule. 0.98
00:32:37.000 He didn't even lose to Matt Hamill. 1.00
00:32:38.000 He fucked him up. 1.00
00:32:39.000 He lost to a shitty rule. 1.00
00:32:40.000 The rule beat him. 0.99
00:32:41.000 He was crushing Matt Hamill. 0.99
00:32:44.000 Didn't he separate his clavicle or something off that fucking dump he did on Matt Hamill? 0.99
00:32:48.000 No, he separated his fucking elbow driving into his orbital. 0.99
00:32:48.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:32:52.000 That was brutal. 1.00
00:32:53.000 Beat the fuck at him. 0.99
00:32:54.000 But a total dominant performance, you can never call that a loss. 1.00
00:32:56.000 And I don't give a fuck what planet you're on. 0.98
00:32:58.000 I mean, everybody agrees with that. 0.99
00:32:59.000 We haven't seen John lose like DJ. Never lost.
00:33:02.000 We haven't seen John get, it was so close like a fight with Ian McCall.
00:33:05.000 That's true.
00:33:07.000 It's a good argument.
00:33:09.000 Not really.
00:33:10.000 I think John's the best, but DJ's definitely out there. 1.00
00:33:13.000 DJ's a fucking machine. 0.99
00:33:15.000 Here's my question. 1.00
00:33:17.000 If Cejudo beats him, is he like the best combat sport athlete ever?
00:33:21.000 No, he has work to do.
00:33:23.000 He has work to do, for sure.
00:33:24.000 But if he can beat the best guy ever, is it a Styles?
00:33:28.000 I mean, arguably, if you're looking at someone who's an Olympic gold medalist and then becomes a world champion in the UFC, that's one of the greatest...
00:33:35.000 That's a massive...
00:33:38.000 Resume like as far as like accomplishments on paper the only thing that comes close is Alistair winning the k1 Grand Prix if he won the UFC title if Alistair won the k1 Grand Prix He won Strike Force.
00:33:48.000 He was a Strike Force heavyweight champion He was a dream heavyweight champion and like arguably in MMA Alistair is one of if not the most one of the most decorated guys in all sports, right?
00:33:59.000 K1 Grand Prix is the pinnacle the pinnacle of heavyweight kickboxing.
00:34:02.000 So if Cejudo Wins a gold fucking medal in the Olympic Games, and then goes on to win UFC gold. 0.58
00:34:10.000 He's right up there with one of the most accomplished mixed martial arts athletes ever. 0.99
00:34:13.000 He definitely could be, and they should be marketing the fuck of him to Mexico. 0.99
00:34:16.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:34:17.000 I hope they are. 0.98
00:34:18.000 I think it fucking better be. 0.98
00:34:19.000 It's hard to sell. 0.99
00:34:20.000 CM Punk's taking all the money. 0.99
00:34:21.000 It's fucking tough. 0.99
00:34:22.000 Stop it. 1.00
00:34:23.000 It's hard to sell.
00:34:25.000 Why is it hard to sell the flyweights?
00:34:27.000 Ian, why is it hard to sell your weight class?
00:34:29.000 I don't know.
00:34:30.000 People are...
00:34:31.000 But yet Rhonda's the... 1.00
00:34:31.000 She's 135 too. 1.00
00:34:33.000 Small isn't.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, I know.
00:34:34.000 She's bigger than us, but she makes more money. 1.00
00:34:35.000 He's 125. 125. 135. He's smaller than Rhonda.
00:34:39.000 Any problem doesn't even know what weight you fight in.
00:34:40.000 That's why me and Rhonda will never fight.
00:34:42.000 It's because she weighs more than me.
00:34:43.000 That's rude.
00:34:45.000 It's a strange phenomenon because in boxing, it's the same thing.
00:34:50.000 In boxing, you get like the Chocolito.
00:34:53.000 Chocolatito?
00:34:53.000 Yeah, Chocolatito.
00:34:54.000 That motherfucker is so fucking bad. 1.00
00:34:57.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:34:57.000 He's knocking bitches out. 1.00
00:34:59.000 He's one of my favorite fans to watch. 0.99
00:35:00.000 Nonito Donair never really caught.
00:35:02.000 He was just a little too small.
00:35:03.000 They're too small. 1.00
00:35:03.000 He was a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:35:04.000 People just don't buy into it, right? 1.00
00:35:06.000 They just don't buy into it.
00:35:07.000 Nonito had some sting, man.
00:35:08.000 When he was in his prime, Nonito Donaire can crack.
00:35:11.000 Is it because you want, when you think of fighters, think of like heroes, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:35:15.000 You want a guy to be able to beat your ass. 1.00
00:35:16.000 You want a guy to be big, yeah. 1.00
00:35:18.000 Because people look at you and they're like, Ian McCall, you would rip their dick off. 1.00
00:35:22.000 Yeah, you would rip their fucking face off. 1.00
00:35:24.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:35:24.000 Well, in the real world. 1.00
00:35:25.000 But the problem is, when people are watching this shit, everybody thinks that they can kick ass when they watch this stuff. 1.00
00:35:30.000 Chris Camozzi, Joe Riggs. 1.00
00:35:32.000 Joe Riggs. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Just doing the damn thing forever. 1.00
00:35:35.000 Doesn't give a fuck. 1.00
00:35:35.000 Doesn't give a fuck. 1.00
00:35:36.000 Tell you what, you want to talk about a world beater in the gym? 0.99
00:35:39.000 I've heard stories about Joe Riggs back when Rich Franken was a champion, and people were saying if Joe Riggs could fight in the octagon the way he spars sometimes, like he catches these rhythms, where, I mean, back then especially, he's had a rough career, you know, he's been in a lot of fights,
00:35:55.000 and he's had a long, long time.
00:35:57.000 Up and down.
00:35:57.000 Inside the Octagon and other organizations.
00:35:59.000 He's been around. 0.99
00:35:59.000 Joe Ruggs is a fucking real veteran. 0.99
00:36:01.000 He used to be 300 pounds. 0.99
00:36:02.000 Yes, but when he was on fire, like when he was at his best, they were saying he was like hell on wheels in the gym.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, I've heard that. 0.98
00:36:09.000 People were like, if he could just get it together, he's a fucking world champion. 1.00
00:36:12.000 Dude, Chris Camozzi's a motherfucker. 1.00
00:36:14.000 Tough as shit. 1.00
00:36:15.000 In the Denver scene, he was like the guy coming up. 1.00
00:36:18.000 He was like the man, like the journeyman.
00:36:19.000 And I never trained with him, and he was a southpaw.
00:36:22.000 We couldn't find any southpaws when I was getting ready to fight Crow Cop. 0.97
00:36:25.000 So they bring Camozzi in, the nicest guy ever, and his coach goes, hey, listen, man, you're a lot bigger than Chris, but he moves and you need a southpaw so your coach calls, we're going to bring him down, but he has a fight.
00:36:35.000 It's his first UFC fight.
00:36:37.000 I think he was fighting in Australia on a two-week notice.
00:36:40.000 They go, make sure you don't hurt him.
00:36:41.000 I've never hurt anyone really in my life.
00:36:42.000 I'm like, yeah, no problem, man.
00:36:44.000 For whatever reason, 30 seconds into it, I go to throw a hook and he charges into it, break his nose.
00:36:51.000 Literally 30 seconds.
00:36:52.000 So his first UFC fight, he had a broken nose.
00:36:54.000 I don't know if he won, but he went through, I think, a decision. 1.00
00:36:57.000 He's a tough motherfucker, man. 1.00
00:36:59.000 Yeah, he's very tough. 1.00
00:37:00.000 He's very tough.
00:37:01.000 That's a hard thing in camp, right?
00:37:03.000 How hard is it for guys like you where you have to work with lighter guys or guys like you who have to work with heavier guys?
00:37:12.000 We always say that the jujitsu guys that have the best technique are the guys who are the smaller guys.
00:37:17.000 That's every sport.
00:37:18.000 Yeah, that's every sport.
00:37:20.000 Eddie's style, your style was based a lot on when you didn't lift weights.
00:37:24.000 Yes.
00:37:25.000 Based on weakness.
00:37:27.000 But you think about guys like Barrett Yoshida, you think about Hoyler, like the smaller guys are known to have like this razor razor, the Mendez brothers, razor sharp technique, right?
00:37:37.000 And you know, those guys...
00:37:39.000 They have to.
00:37:39.000 Yeah, if you're trained for an MMA fight, how often did you have to spar guys that were like way heavier than you?
00:37:44.000 Oh, we've been...
00:37:45.000 I've been manicured for so long that it's been a while.
00:37:50.000 Do you get anything out of it, though?
00:37:51.000 You know, when you're going with a real big guy, you're so small.
00:37:54.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:37:54.000 Hold on a second.
00:37:55.000 What are you saying by manicure?
00:37:56.000 You mean, like, they take care of your camp much more efficiently?
00:37:59.000 Yeah, we have so many...
00:38:00.000 Because it's me and Carla.
00:38:01.000 Right.
00:38:01.000 Aspar's under one roof.
00:38:03.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:38:03.000 And Colin Oyama's...
00:38:05.000 He was Tito's coach.
00:38:06.000 He's been around forever.
00:38:08.000 Very respected.
00:38:09.000 Yeah, and then Jason House, my agent, always has guys in the gym.
00:38:12.000 There's just tons of guys.
00:38:13.000 Small guys.
00:38:14.000 Small guys.
00:38:14.000 We have 50 people that can fight amateur level to pro, and they're all under 150. That's the advantage of being small.
00:38:22.000 That's the advantage.
00:38:23.000 You know what?
00:38:24.000 In his camp, it's an advantage.
00:38:26.000 In everyone's camp.
00:38:27.000 Small guys are everywhere.
00:38:29.000 Small guys are everywhere.
00:38:30.000 My school's filled with small guys.
00:38:31.000 It's filled with small guys.
00:38:32.000 If you're a heavyweight...
00:38:34.000 But you know what?
00:38:35.000 In MMA and boxing, we were talking about earlier, we want to watch bigger guys.
00:38:40.000 I think maybe we want to watch bigger guys because bigger guys hit harder and bigger guys get knocked out easier.
00:38:46.000 And little guys, it's hard to knock out little guys. 0.61
00:38:48.000 Because in jiu-jitsu, we'd rather watch the little guys.
00:38:52.000 I disagree.
00:38:53.000 Well, the little guys can choke out.
00:38:56.000 They're generally more technical.
00:38:59.000 And you see more submissions with the little guys. 0.98
00:39:01.000 The big guys, you see a bunch of dudes just holding and shitting. 0.99
00:39:04.000 Is it possible that like... 0.95
00:39:06.000 Okay, how about when Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson knocked out Benavidez with one punch?
00:39:11.000 I think if we saw that more often, I think if little guys got knocked out...
00:39:14.000 I don't think it still works.
00:39:15.000 I think if little guys got knocked out easier than big guys or more than big guys, we would like the little guys.
00:39:19.000 I don't think so.
00:39:20.000 It's just not that.
00:39:21.000 It's the pure mass.
00:39:23.000 When's the last time you saw a small guy in a porno?
00:39:26.000 Even in everything.
00:39:27.000 Think about it. 0.99
00:39:28.000 Even in pornos, they're fucking big. 0.99
00:39:30.000 Like, bigger dudes! 0.99
00:39:32.000 Think about it.
00:39:32.000 This is what I'm thinking, psychologically.
00:39:34.000 I thought they were smaller with regular dicks so that the dick looked bigger than... 1.00
00:39:38.000 Maybe. 1.00
00:39:38.000 No, they're big boys, man. 1.00
00:39:39.000 They're big boys.
00:39:40.000 But psychologically, if you watch someone, and even if he beats up someone who's smaller than you, if you can say in your head, even if you're wrong, if you can say in your head, couldn't do that to me, then you're not as It's like when you watch Rumble, put someone in orbit. 0.99
00:39:53.000 You see Rumble hit people and put them in orbit and you just go, oh fuck, I gotta get out of this room.
00:40:00.000 Yeah, it's a totally different appeal because he's so fucking powerful at 205 that you're like, well that would definitely work on me. 0.98
00:40:10.000 They go 125, he weighs less than my girlfriend.
00:40:13.000 Is there a 125er that has heavy Conner hands?
00:40:17.000 Is there anybody like that just dropping?
00:40:19.000 Lineker, but he couldn't make the weight. 0.99
00:40:20.000 Oh my god, Lineker's a murderer. 1.00
00:40:22.000 Lineker hits fucking home. 1.00
00:40:24.000 That would have been the best fight on this card. 0.99
00:40:27.000 He fought him.
00:40:28.000 He could blow the division up.
00:40:31.000 In boxing, Chiquita Gonzalez, remember Chiquita against Michael Carball back in the day in the 80s?
00:40:38.000 Those were huge pay-per-view matches.
00:40:40.000 Those guys were 115 pounds.
00:40:42.000 Because they were throwing bombs, those guys.
00:40:44.000 That was also like... 0.97
00:40:46.000 On TV, they put him on like regular TV, like ABC Wide World of Sports and shit like that.
00:40:51.000 No, it was pay-per-view.
00:40:51.000 It was pay-per-view.
00:40:52.000 Yeah, but to build him up.
00:40:52.000 Didn't Carbohol fight on all that stuff?
00:40:54.000 Did he fight on TV? They used to do a lot more of that back then, for sure.
00:40:58.000 They're going back to it now.
00:40:59.000 Carbohol also had a huge following.
00:41:01.000 He was a Phoenix guy, right?
00:41:02.000 Didn't he have a gigantic following in Phoenix?
00:41:06.000 Phoenix or New Mexico?
00:41:07.000 It's weird how Manny Pacquiao...
00:41:09.000 Carvalho is a Chicano. 0.97
00:41:10.000 Well, think about Manny Pacquiao.
00:41:11.000 He had three big fights.
00:41:13.000 That's true.
00:41:14.000 Manny Pacquiao fights at 47, right?
00:41:16.000 But he started his career eight weight classes lower.
00:41:19.000 18?
00:41:19.000 He was like a flyweight.
00:41:20.000 If you're knocking people out, people want to see.
00:41:22.000 It doesn't matter what you weigh.
00:41:23.000 We just need dudes. 1.00
00:41:24.000 We need a dude to come in. 1.00
00:41:26.000 You know, Jose Aldo, small guy, I mean, considering. 0.96
00:41:29.000 He knocks the fuck out of people. 0.97
00:41:31.000 That's what people want to see. 0.99
00:41:32.000 He still didn't get respect, though. 0.99
00:41:33.000 That motherfucker didn't lose in nine years and they had to sell him to us against Conor. 0.99
00:41:38.000 That's just the way the world is. 1.00
00:41:39.000 In America.
00:41:40.000 The world is wacky, dude.
00:41:41.000 It don't make any sense.
00:41:42.000 Well, there's a lot more to being a star than just knocking people out.
00:41:47.000 And just winning.
00:41:47.000 Look, Conor's got it all.
00:41:49.000 He's winning...
00:41:50.000 He's knocking everybody out with one punch.
00:41:52.000 He talks good.
00:41:52.000 He looks good.
00:41:52.000 And he wears suits.
00:41:54.000 He's got the fucking crazy hips and shoes on. 1.00
00:41:56.000 Shit, I was crunk for Dada because his fat ass was fine. 1.00
00:41:58.000 Oh shit, Kamozi cracked Joe Riggs. 1.00
00:41:59.000 Oh shit, it's over. 1.00
00:42:01.000 It's over. 1.00
00:42:01.000 Nobody can take that. 1.00
00:42:03.000 Nobody can take that.
00:42:04.000 Dude, stop the fight. 0.99
00:42:04.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:42:05.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:42:06.000 Damn, Kamozi with the crushing. 1.00
00:42:09.000 Dude, he's crushing knees. 0.99
00:42:10.000 He's been in and out of the UFC too. 0.99
00:42:12.000 Damn, that was brutal. 0.99
00:42:14.000 Who did Ben Saunders do that to? 0.99
00:42:16.000 Remember that back in the day?
00:42:16.000 Oh my god, that was nasty.
00:42:19.000 Ben's was even more brutal.
00:42:20.000 The guy blocked it all with his face.
00:42:22.000 Ben had an actual tie clinch.
00:42:24.000 The guy wasn't just covering up.
00:42:26.000 He was just getting...
00:42:26.000 The dude was a real tough Marine, I remember, I think.
00:42:31.000 I think he was in the military. 0.99
00:42:32.000 The dude was tough as fuck and just ate those shots. 0.99
00:42:34.000 I remember that, like, yesterday. 1.00
00:42:36.000 Fucked him up with those knees. 1.00
00:42:37.000 That dude was fucking tough. 1.00
00:42:38.000 And that was one of the things I was gonna say, man. 0.98
00:42:40.000 If it wasn't for, like, in your last fight with, uh, um, what's his name?
00:42:45.000 Uh, Lineker.
00:42:46.000 When Lineker didn't make weight. 0.99
00:42:48.000 Dude, you took some fucking shots in that fight that the guys that are not as tough as you I was like holy shit like as a friend That was a hard one to watch because like in the second round I think is when he hit you with some fucking vicious body shots He hit you with some really hard bombs was it the second or the third? 0.99
00:43:05.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:43:06.000 There was a moment in that fight where I was like, oh Jesus.
00:43:10.000 How long ago was that?
00:43:11.000 Ray Rock me in the third.
00:43:12.000 Is it the third? 1.00
00:43:13.000 How hard does that motherfucker hit? 1.00
00:43:15.000 Really hard. 1.00
00:43:16.000 Like, creepy hard, right?
00:43:18.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 Like, weird.
00:43:19.000 I got a...
00:43:19.000 I don't know if it's...
00:43:20.000 My coach says it's because, you know, it's because I died.
00:43:24.000 But same with me and my other training partner and coach, Romeo Danza, he died getting shot.
00:43:28.000 So we both kind of had a weird tolerance to pain.
00:43:30.000 Whoa.
00:43:31.000 And not getting knocked out.
00:43:32.000 And, uh...
00:43:34.000 Wham! 0.99
00:43:34.000 And I just remember going like, holy shit, man. 0.99
00:43:37.000 Everything went, whoa! 0.99
00:43:40.000 Don't come after me!
00:43:41.000 Don't come after me, please!
00:43:42.000 When Francisco Rivera just decided to stand and bang with him, and he's another dude I really like.
00:43:47.000 That's my good friend.
00:43:48.000 Good friend.
00:43:48.000 I love that dude.
00:43:50.000 And I think he got a raw deal in the Uriah Federer fight.
00:43:52.000 The referee should have stopped that when the eye poke happened. 1.00
00:43:54.000 It was an obvious eye poke.
00:43:57.000 But I never thought he would do that.
00:43:59.000 I thought he would move and use his skills and light him up.
00:44:02.000 I don't know, man.
00:44:03.000 Maybe he just got hit and he just wanted to hit him back.
00:44:06.000 Who knows? 1.00
00:44:07.000 When you train with Cisco in the gym, all of a sudden he starts kicking and you're like, what the fuck? 0.97
00:44:12.000 He has a sick, diverse, super technical, open, beautiful hip rotation, everything on all kinds of kicks. 0.98
00:44:19.000 Spin kicks, jump kicks. 0.88
00:44:20.000 Wow. 0.99
00:44:21.000 And then all of a sudden you crack him and he's just fucking plants there in one seat. 1.00
00:44:24.000 Punch you in the face. 1.00
00:44:25.000 He's fun though, man. 0.96
00:44:27.000 I love watching that dude fight, but I felt like, man, he got a raw deal in the Faber fight, you know, and then to stand right in front of Lineker like that and just throw down in his next fight, like, this is crazy.
00:44:39.000 I wonder if he just thought that he could get him.
00:44:42.000 I think he did.
00:44:43.000 Yeah.
00:44:43.000 I think that's what it came down to.
00:44:45.000 Dude, Lineker's spooky.
00:44:47.000 He's spooky.
00:44:48.000 That was my favorite fight on this card.
00:44:50.000 Cody vs Lineker? 0.99
00:44:51.000 That's a fucking bar burner. 1.00
00:44:54.000 That mosquito said, not on my watch, son. 0.99
00:44:56.000 He seems to be just as heavy-handed at 135, which made this fight so fucking interesting. 0.92
00:45:01.000 Still a great match, though. 0.88
00:45:02.000 Cody knocks dudes out.
00:45:03.000 Oh, yeah.
00:45:05.000 Average guy from Illinois.
00:45:07.000 This guy beat Hafa Mendez.
00:45:10.000 Yeah.
00:45:10.000 Although, like, by an advantage or something like that, but still, just to even tie with Hafa Mendes, to keep Hafa Mendes from tapping you is huge.
00:45:21.000 Like, you survived?
00:45:21.000 No, it's cool, but I don't see someone get punched in the face.
00:45:24.000 But that was in the gi, and he's, you know, so I don't know if all his jiu-jitsu is going to translate to MMA. We're going to see.
00:45:30.000 You know, but... 1.00
00:45:31.000 Fucking poor Joe Riggs, man. 1.00
00:45:33.000 I hate seeing that. 1.00
00:45:34.000 Well, man, you know what?
00:45:35.000 Camozzi did what he wanted to do and Riggs didn't get a chance to do it. 0.99
00:45:38.000 Look, his arm is fucked up, man. 0.99
00:45:39.000 He's holding his arm. 0.99
00:45:40.000 Think about how many knees he took that he blocked on that arm.
00:45:43.000 What are the odds that arm is broken?
00:45:45.000 Pretty high, right?
00:45:46.000 I would say 85%.
00:45:47.000 Man, 26 seconds.
00:45:49.000 He got hit with some bombs there.
00:45:52.000 He got hit with some bombs.
00:45:54.000 I hate seeing those pets like that, man.
00:45:56.000 It's a rough sport, my man.
00:45:58.000 Yes, it is.
00:46:00.000 I definitely don't have to tell you.
00:46:03.000 How's your shoulder, brother? 1.00
00:46:04.000 It's fucked up. 0.99
00:46:05.000 Is it? 0.99
00:46:06.000 I probably shouldn't say anything, but my arm popped again this week.
00:46:09.000 How long are you out for?
00:46:10.000 What does that mean?
00:46:11.000 Hold on a second.
00:46:12.000 My bad.
00:46:13.000 I had surgery eight months ago.
00:46:14.000 I had a fully torn bicep tendon, two labral tears, and a fully torn rotator cuff.
00:46:18.000 Jesus.
00:46:18.000 So they redid the whole thing.
00:46:21.000 Carla actually had her labrum done a week before me. 1.00
00:46:23.000 My doctor's like, oh yeah, we'll have it done, just like her, same shit. 0.97
00:46:26.000 And after, I remember I'm sitting there, he called me a couple days later, he's like, so how you doing? 0.99
00:46:31.000 I'm like, dude, did you fucking tap dance on my shoulder? 1.00
00:46:34.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:46:35.000 And then he told me everything he had to do, and then I had stem cell put in it. 1.00
00:46:40.000 Thank you, Dr. Thermos.
00:46:42.000 And it's really fucking strong. 0.98
00:46:46.000 My arm is strong, but all of a sudden I'll be moving, and I'll throw it, and it'll just boom. 0.99
00:46:51.000 I'm like, fucking, that'll hurt. 0.97
00:46:52.000 It won't feel good, and I'll kind of just keep shadowboxing. 0.99
00:46:55.000 Well, it's been eight months.
00:46:56.000 You know, I throw a punch the other day doing like movement drills around this ball and it just popped and I just fell to the ground holding it.
00:47:03.000 So it popped like it came out of socket?
00:47:07.000 No, no, I just felt the pop somewhere in my bicep to the middle of my arm region.
00:47:11.000 Did you get it checked out yet?
00:47:12.000 Yeah, and they can't feel them.
00:47:14.000 No bruising.
00:47:15.000 No MRI? I mean, did you get an MRI? Not yet.
00:47:17.000 They're gonna wait.
00:47:18.000 See, but I fractured and dislocated this elbow wrestling.
00:47:21.000 I've had three surgeries on this hand, two breaks, I've had a bad infection in this arm.
00:47:25.000 I got, you know, two bulging discs.
00:47:28.000 Doing well.
00:47:29.000 So this side of my body- Right now you have two bulging discs? 0.99
00:47:31.000 Yeah, this side of my body's kind of fucked up. 0.97
00:47:33.000 So they're totally probably related. 0.98
00:47:35.000 The bulging discs are in your neck then?
00:47:37.000 Yeah.
00:47:38.000 Three and four, four and five.
00:47:39.000 Yeah.
00:47:40.000 That's right where the ulna nerve was.
00:47:43.000 For me, my issues with my neck went all the way down to my fingers.
00:47:46.000 Do you get any numbing in your fingers?
00:47:47.000 Yeah.
00:47:48.000 Okay.
00:47:48.000 I see doctors...
00:47:50.000 Hey, man!
00:47:51.000 I see doctors... 0.94
00:47:52.000 But, uh, yeah, now, like I told my mom a fucking month ago, she's like, are you gonna keep doing this? 0.87
00:47:57.000 I'm like, no, uh, yes. 0.94
00:47:59.000 Cody.
00:48:00.000 Is that his girl?
00:48:01.000 Is that his girl?
00:48:02.000 I don't know.
00:48:03.000 That might be his mom. 0.69
00:48:04.000 His sister?
00:48:05.000 His sister? 1.00
00:48:05.000 No, he's young as fuck. 1.00
00:48:06.000 That's his mom. 1.00
00:48:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:48:07.000 It could be.
00:48:08.000 What a handsome fella.
00:48:10.000 He needs a new haircut.
00:48:12.000 He really needs a new haircut.
00:48:13.000 Why?
00:48:13.000 It's like Don Kings.
00:48:15.000 It's a white, young Don Kings.
00:48:18.000 If he's really a male model, he would have a different haircut.
00:48:20.000 The MMA community is so connected.
00:48:23.000 Like, everybody into MMA knows, okay, Sage lost, and everyone's making fun of him now.
00:48:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:29.000 That's like the general consensus.
00:48:31.000 Ah, fuck him. 1.00
00:48:32.000 You know, it's crazy. 1.00
00:48:33.000 He's a good guy.
00:48:34.000 He seems like a real good guy.
00:48:36.000 I may make fun of anyone anyways, but...
00:48:38.000 I didn't make fun of him.
00:48:40.000 It's not even making fun of him.
00:48:41.000 I didn't think he tapped quick.
00:48:42.000 I thought the guy put a good choke on him.
00:48:44.000 I tap people with their arm like that all the time.
00:48:46.000 It's like, I don't think it was a quick tap.
00:48:47.000 It was legit.
00:48:48.000 That guy had a good squeeze on him.
00:48:49.000 His hate comes from he got so much hype and he got paid so much more than other vets. 0.99
00:48:53.000 So other fighters are kind of like, what the fuck, man? 0.99
00:48:55.000 But think if you're him. 0.99
00:48:57.000 If you're him, you're like, dude, I didn't ask for this.
00:48:59.000 Dana was like, here's your contract. 1.00
00:49:01.000 I was like, fuck yeah. 0.99
00:49:03.000 It's not my fault I'm shredded. 0.99
00:49:05.000 Are people really concerned that the other fighters are like jealous?
00:49:11.000 I don't think the fighters are.
00:49:13.000 So when the fighters put that out, like your boy Tony Ferguson, right? 1.00
00:49:17.000 Like when the fighters put that out, then the fans go, yeah, fuck that guy. 0.99
00:49:21.000 Well, it's a natural reaction. 0.99
00:49:22.000 When someone's that beautiful, they have so many advantages, it's not nice.
00:49:25.000 It doesn't feel good.
00:49:26.000 When a guy who's got...
00:49:29.000 I mean, all due respect, but Brian Barbarina, his body don't look nothing like that.
00:49:33.000 He has like a regular athlete's body.
00:49:36.000 So with a regular guy's body...
00:49:37.000 Worse than a regular athlete.
00:49:38.000 How dare you! 0.99
00:49:39.000 I'm trying not to say dad bod.
00:49:42.000 But how about Tony Ferguson vs.
00:49:45.000 Magomedov? 1.00
00:49:45.000 He whooped his ass. 1.00
00:49:46.000 He whooped his ass. 1.00
00:49:47.000 And, you know, they were all telling me after the fight, I said, does he tap guys like that all the time? 1.00
00:49:51.000 And they're like, yeah, his squeeze is ridiculous. 0.93
00:49:53.000 They say he has a sick squeeze. 0.99
00:49:55.000 Yeah, you could tap.
00:49:55.000 Kavanaugh was telling me he gets guys in that position and just taps everybody.
00:49:59.000 Yeah.
00:49:59.000 He apparently has this insane head and arm closure.
00:50:03.000 Some guys get that.
00:50:05.000 Some guys just have that nasty...
00:50:06.000 He didn't even try to pass the guards.
00:50:08.000 He wasn't trying to pass or improve his body position on that choke.
00:50:12.000 When you see that, and you stay in sub positions where you don't get the ultimate squeeze, but you do control their body, that's when you know a guy knows what he's doing.
00:50:23.000 If he's got to get all the way side control and lay on his stomach and start twisting, you've got to do all that to squeeze that, to get a tap out of that?
00:50:31.000 To me, that's amateur.
00:50:33.000 What he did, that was pro.
00:50:35.000 He stayed in the mount.
00:50:36.000 He stayed in half guard.
00:50:37.000 He didn't even try to pass.
00:50:38.000 I'm going to stay right here and tap you. 0.96
00:50:40.000 And the Sage kid, he really did legitimately, 100% have strep throat, and he was in the hospital two days before that fight.
00:50:47.000 So just imagine that.
00:50:48.000 And antibiotics.
00:50:49.000 And I'm not an antibiotic, but just imagine having strep throat and having someone clamp down on your neck. 1.00
00:50:54.000 I mean, you're already inflamed and fucked up. 0.99
00:50:56.000 That explains the quick tap. 1.00
00:50:57.000 100%.
00:50:58.000 And you know what, Matt?
00:50:59.000 He's a kid.
00:50:59.000 He's 19 years old.
00:51:01.000 He's 19 years old, and he's in there kicking ass. 0.99
00:51:04.000 And... 1.00
00:51:05.000 How much pussy's coming his way? 1.00
00:51:07.000 Is it even measurable at any point? 1.00
00:51:09.000 He jacks off to the Bible though.
00:51:11.000 He doesn't touch him. 1.00
00:51:12.000 You're fucking up, son. 1.00
00:51:13.000 Because in 10 years he's like, God damn it. 1.00
00:51:15.000 How long is that going to fucking last? 1.00
00:51:16.000 Come on. 1.00
00:51:17.000 Me and Big Brown will teach you the slang dick. 0.99
00:51:19.000 That can't last. 0.99
00:51:20.000 Come on out, brother.
00:51:20.000 That really can't last.
00:51:21.000 So what do you think of that Tony Ferguson versus Magomedov?
00:51:24.000 I don't know.
00:51:25.000 It's amazing. 0.99
00:51:27.000 That's fucking monstrous. 0.99
00:51:28.000 You know what I said when I did the countdown show? 0.99
00:51:30.000 I said this easily could be a world championship fight.
00:51:32.000 Easy.
00:51:33.000 One of these guys, either guy can be the champion, either guy can be the challenger.
00:51:37.000 This is a legit world championship caliber fight.
00:51:39.000 The X-Factor's, uh, how, uh, Habib's body, whether he's healthy. 0.99
00:51:44.000 How's he gonna perform, taking all this time off, and Tony's a motherfucker to fight for. 0.97
00:51:48.000 And Tony, Tony's hard to manhandle, like, uh, Magomedov is used to manhandle. 1.00
00:51:53.000 Tony rolls with shit. 1.00
00:51:55.000 And Tony's striking has gotten so goddamn good. 1.00
00:51:58.000 Magomedov, If he gets a hold of Tony, Tony's going for a ride. 0.53
00:52:01.000 But that's not going to faze Tony.
00:52:02.000 You know Tony wrestled in college.
00:52:04.000 He's all funk.
00:52:05.000 He's all funk when it comes to wrestling.
00:52:07.000 You have a perfect, symmetrical wrestler who does everything correct over and over and over and over again.
00:52:13.000 All of a sudden you have Tony. 0.96
00:52:15.000 Who has great fucking basics, but he's also hitting that wild ass Grammy roll from every position. 0.98
00:52:20.000 I wrestled like that guy. 0.99
00:52:21.000 And it was fucking boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 0.99
00:52:24.000 So, you know, what wheels can catch on faster? 0.99
00:52:26.000 I think it's going to be because they both have- Called wild cards.
00:52:28.000 Well, what Nurmagomedov loves to do is control. 0.86
00:52:31.000 He gets you on top and he beats the fuck out of you and holds you in place.
00:52:34.000 But Tony's so dynamic, I don't know if he's going to be able to hold him down the way he's going to be able to hold other people down.
00:52:38.000 And not be in trouble.
00:52:39.000 And you can see guys when they fight Habib where they break. 0.99
00:52:42.000 You can see where they're just like, this motherfucker's going to do this. 1.00
00:52:45.000 How about those same shows? 0.99
00:52:45.000 Yes. 0.99
00:52:46.000 He ragdolled the world champ.
00:52:48.000 Wait, he beat those angles?
00:52:51.000 Yes. 0.99
00:52:51.000 Oh, beat the fuck up. 0.99
00:52:52.000 He beat them. 1.00
00:52:53.000 Ragdolled them. 1.00
00:52:54.000 Ragdolled them. 1.00
00:52:55.000 Granted, it was a few years back.
00:52:56.000 I did not remember that.
00:52:57.000 Ragdolled them. 1.00
00:52:58.000 That's huge.
00:52:58.000 He gets a hold of you.
00:52:59.000 You're going for a ride.
00:53:00.000 He's got the best grappling in the division.
00:53:03.000 He's a monster.
00:53:04.000 Did you know about his dad? 1.00
00:53:05.000 Yeah, his dad's a serious fucking Sambo coach. 0.99
00:53:08.000 Long article about how awesome his fucking dad is and family is and just... 1.00
00:53:11.000 I was like, I fucking... 0.99
00:53:12.000 I knew I liked these guys. 1.00
00:53:14.000 Technical as fuck. 0.99
00:53:15.000 Everything's perfect. 0.99
00:53:17.000 But he's had so many injuries.
00:53:20.000 Horrible injuries, too.
00:53:21.000 How horrible.
00:53:24.000 ACL, MCL, knees.
00:53:25.000 He's blown his knees out.
00:53:26.000 He blew his back out.
00:53:28.000 That changes everything when you come back from that.
00:53:29.000 Like you're shot.
00:53:30.000 Especially when you fight a guy like Tony.
00:53:32.000 Right?
00:53:32.000 Yeah.
00:53:32.000 Because in football, when you come back from one knee surgery, you may never be the same.
00:53:36.000 If you're a running back or a quarterback that scrambles, that's what happens to all the quarterbacks that scramble.
00:53:41.000 They're doing great in college and they survive.
00:53:43.000 But as soon as they get hurt in the pros, man, now they've got to stay in the pocket. 0.99
00:53:48.000 Their knees are shot and that's where they fucking close. 0.98
00:53:50.000 And MMA is way more demanding than that on your knees. 0.98
00:53:53.000 Yeah, especially when you're avoiding things.
00:53:55.000 Someone's throwing head kicks your way, or you're trying to stuff a takedown, and you're sprawling and trying to turn while someone's driving towards you.
00:54:02.000 That's why if you have a body that's prone to injury, especially if you've wrestled your whole life, and it starts to build up, like it came, man. 0.99
00:54:09.000 That motherfucker can't stay healthy for nothing. 1.00
00:54:10.000 That's exactly what I was going to say. 1.00
00:54:12.000 But I think Nurmagomedov, it's not a coincidence.
00:54:14.000 They're all in the same camp.
00:54:16.000 And it's also not a coincidence.
00:54:17.000 They have... 0.99
00:54:19.000 At least three champions out of that fucking gym and two current. 1.00
00:54:23.000 I mean, AKA is a monster house. 1.00
00:54:26.000 It's a monster house.
00:54:27.000 But they're also getting guys with a lot of miles on them.
00:54:30.000 Like DC has miles. 0.98
00:54:31.000 Kane has some motherfucking miles. 0.99
00:54:33.000 Naga Madoff has crazy miles. 0.99
00:54:35.000 Luke Rockhold's got a nice, sweet odometer, though, baby.
00:54:38.000 Full taggy cast. 1.00
00:54:39.000 That motherfucker's young. 1.00
00:54:40.000 He's the new Tesla. 1.00
00:54:41.000 Yeah, he's a Tesla.
00:54:43.000 I was gonna call him a Prius, but he's not a Prius.
00:54:45.000 No, he's a Tesla.
00:54:46.000 He's a muscle car.
00:54:47.000 No, he's the newest thing.
00:54:48.000 He's like a dope Mach 1 Mustang.
00:54:51.000 With a surfboard rack on top?
00:54:53.000 Yeah.
00:54:54.000 Well, I think that a guy like him is the future, you know?
00:54:57.000 Especially, like, he's in that division.
00:55:01.000 He's so unusual because he's a wrestler.
00:55:03.000 He's got really good jiu-jitsu.
00:55:04.000 His top game's insane.
00:55:06.000 He's tall.
00:55:07.000 He kicks hard, but he's got a good balance between being strong and being long.
00:55:12.000 Like, some long guys, they're just not as strong.
00:55:14.000 Anderson was always a long guy, but not a strong guy.
00:55:18.000 You know what I mean?
00:55:19.000 Like, Anderson's never manhandled anybody the way Rockhold can manhandle you.
00:55:23.000 We'll see what he did to Lyoto.
00:55:25.000 We'll see what he did to Wyman when he gets him on the ground.
00:55:26.000 Those long guys that are strong like that, Jon Jones is the poster boy.
00:55:30.000 Yes, he's the mask.
00:55:31.000 Because people say how long he is, you get in the clinch with him, and I've wrestled with Jon, and it's like, what planet is this dude from? 1.00
00:55:38.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:55:39.000 You can totally see. 1.00
00:55:41.000 It's embarrassing. 0.99
00:55:41.000 When DC was fighting him, and he took DC down that first round, DC was like, oh shit. 0.99
00:55:45.000 DC's face was like, ah, fuck, son. 1.00
00:55:47.000 He was like, fuck. 1.00
00:55:49.000 He's strong as fuck. 1.00
00:55:51.000 He threw me across the room one time. 1.00
00:55:52.000 Jesus.
00:55:53.000 The one night I've hung out with John.
00:55:55.000 Hey, I haven't hung out with John since.
00:55:57.000 John threw me across the phone in October.
00:55:58.000 You know me, I'm the number one fan of John, but I love how everyone's like, no, he's changed.
00:56:02.000 Why? 0.98
00:56:03.000 Because on Instagram he's posting videos of working out and shit? 0.99
00:56:06.000 Let's buy the narrative, Mr. Schaub. 1.00
00:56:08.000 Dude, I'm buying he's the baddest motherfucker on the planet and he's swole now. 1.00
00:56:11.000 Good luck beating that, dude. 1.00
00:56:12.000 Yeah, fuck me. 1.00
00:56:13.000 That's all I'm buying. 1.00
00:56:14.000 Yeah.
00:56:15.000 What was that Subman he was taking?
00:56:16.000 I really want some of that.
00:56:18.000 Mmm.
00:56:18.000 I don't know.
00:56:19.000 I don't know.
00:56:19.000 It's good stuff.
00:56:20.000 There's something in the magazine.
00:56:21.000 Something.
00:56:22.000 I don't know.
00:56:24.000 Bermudez versus Kawajiri.
00:56:26.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:56:26.000 Good fight. 0.96
00:56:26.000 Kawajiri. 0.96
00:56:27.000 This is actually a very good fight. 0.99
00:56:29.000 Kawajiri was a motherfucker in Japan, man. 0.99
00:56:31.000 Legend. 1.00
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 Remember, Bermudez was on, I think, a seven or eight fight win streak?
00:56:36.000 Well, Kawajiri's had some tough fights in MMA period because the first big one he had was with Melendez and it was back when Zufa had purchased Strikeforce and they reinstated elbows.
00:56:47.000 Remember that? 0.98
00:56:48.000 Oh, he got fucked up. 0.99
00:56:49.000 Gilbert took him down and it was the first time that Gilbert... 0.99
00:56:51.000 I was there.
00:56:52.000 That was in San Diego.
00:56:53.000 Yeah.
00:56:54.000 I was there ringside.
00:56:55.000 Was San Diego?
00:56:56.000 It was the first time, I think, in Strikeforce where they allowed elbows on the ground.
00:57:01.000 Because when Gilbert had been fighting before, even though he's a wrestler, he couldn't use elbows on the ground.
00:57:06.000 They had like a Pride similar rule set before the UFC bought it.
00:57:11.000 Was that San Diego or San Jose?
00:57:12.000 I don't know.
00:57:13.000 I don't remember.
00:57:14.000 I watched it on TV, I'm pretty sure.
00:57:16.000 Yeah, I remember watching it.
00:57:17.000 It was awesome.
00:57:18.000 I think it was San Diego.
00:57:19.000 Was it?
00:57:20.000 You realize how important elbows are.
00:57:22.000 Oh, game changer.
00:57:23.000 And when guys fought their whole career without elbows, and then all of a sudden they use elbows, they get more...
00:57:28.000 A guy like Gilbert, it's a huge weapon for him because he's wrestling so good.
00:57:32.000 He's so strong.
00:57:33.000 He's on top of you.
00:57:33.000 He's smashing with elbows.
00:57:34.000 It's way better than punching you, right?
00:57:36.000 And so it goes from that to...
00:57:39.000 He had a couple tough fights after that, and he just...
00:57:43.000 When you have a beatdown like that Gilbert Melendez fight.
00:57:46.000 Dude, look at Junior Dos Santos.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:49.000 It's just never the same.
00:57:50.000 Yeah.
00:57:50.000 He's fighting Rothwell.
00:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:53.000 Dude, the heavyweights have some fucking fights. 0.99
00:57:54.000 We haven't even talked about it. 0.99
00:57:55.000 Orlowski, Overeem.
00:57:56.000 Jesus, yeah.
00:57:56.000 They train at the same camp.
00:57:58.000 These motherfuckers said, no, neither of us are going anywhere. 1.00
00:58:00.000 We're going to train at the same camp and fight each other. 1.00
00:58:02.000 Wow.
00:58:02.000 Terrible idea, fellas.
00:58:03.000 But I guess you're just coming at different times.
00:58:05.000 How do they work that?
00:58:06.000 How do you game plan it?
00:58:07.000 How's Greg Jackson game plan that?
00:58:09.000 How do you?
00:58:10.000 You've got to game plan a draw.
00:58:11.000 Yeah, what do you do?
00:58:12.000 Do you, like, each guy...
00:58:13.000 Does each guy have, like, one member of the crew he takes as his corner guy?
00:58:17.000 Training partners?
00:58:18.000 How does it work?
00:58:18.000 How does it work?
00:58:19.000 Especially heavyweights at Jackson's, you know? 1.00
00:58:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:58:21.000 You're all kind of a crew. 1.00
00:58:23.000 What if they sparred?
00:58:25.000 Like, every day leading up to it?
00:58:26.000 What if they sparred to help each other get sharp to fight each other?
00:58:30.000 It'd be brilliant.
00:58:31.000 The nerves wouldn't be there as much.
00:58:33.000 Right, but who would say yes to that?
00:58:37.000 Who would say no to that?
00:58:38.000 Who would say no to that?
00:58:40.000 Overeem would probably say no to that, right?
00:58:41.000 Overeem for sure. 0.97
00:58:42.000 He's a serial killer, yeah.
00:58:44.000 But do you think Arlovsky would say no to that?
00:58:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:47.000 He's that Russian fucking assassin. 1.00
00:58:50.000 They're both so prideful. 1.00
00:58:53.000 That's a crazy fight.
00:58:54.000 I thought Arlowski hated me forever when we traded together, but no, he's just kind of quiet.
00:58:57.000 He's a great guy.
00:58:59.000 That's a good fight.
00:59:01.000 If they train together, how long do you think they've trained together?
00:59:04.000 How many years now? 1.00
00:59:05.000 Shit. 1.00
00:59:06.000 What, three? 1.00
00:59:07.000 Three years?
00:59:07.000 Yeah.
00:59:08.000 So they had to have done a lot of sports.
00:59:10.000 But if anyone's going to leave, it's going to be over because Arlowski's been there way longer.
00:59:13.000 Really?
00:59:14.000 Yeah.
00:59:14.000 Because Overham came from the Black Zillions.
00:59:16.000 Orlowski was there four years before that.
00:59:18.000 Orlowski was there when I was there.
00:59:20.000 That's right.
00:59:20.000 And Orlowski, back when they first started working with him, everybody thought he was done.
00:59:25.000 Yeah, and this motherfucker was about to fight for a title before he fought Stipe. 0.99
00:59:28.000 So crazy. 1.00
00:59:29.000 So crazy.
00:59:30.000 And then what else?
00:59:31.000 Oh, and then they're doing Verdum Stipe in Brazil.
00:59:35.000 Is what I heard. 0.99
00:59:37.000 This fucking show looks so bad, it looks like it's fake. 1.00
00:59:41.000 Blindspot? 1.00
00:59:42.000 It really looks like it's fake.
00:59:44.000 Are you watching Better Call Saul?
00:59:46.000 No.
00:59:46.000 Is it awesome?
00:59:47.000 Oh, shit! 0.98
00:59:48.000 What's that on? 1.00
00:59:49.000 It's a prequel of Breaking Bad.
00:59:52.000 It's Breaking Bad, but the story of the lawyer.
00:59:55.000 I can't get into Breaking Bad.
00:59:56.000 Yeah, I don't like tweakers, man.
00:59:57.000 Oh, what was that?
00:59:58.000 I don't like tweakers.
01:00:00.000 Tweakers?
01:00:00.000 Meth heads.
01:00:01.000 Meth people who do fucking meth. 1.00
01:00:03.000 Yeah, that's what the show's about. 1.00
01:00:05.000 Did you watch all of Breaking Bad?
01:00:06.000 Did you watch all of that?
01:00:07.000 Yeah, no, I didn't watch the whole thing.
01:00:09.000 I didn't watch the end.
01:00:10.000 The end of Breaking Bad?
01:00:12.000 No, the last couple seasons. 1.00
01:00:13.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:00:14.000 I can't get into it. 1.00
01:00:15.000 I watched the first two and a half.
01:00:16.000 Same thing for me.
01:00:17.000 I watched the first one and didn't start watching it for another five years.
01:00:20.000 I need a show to watch, but I need Breaking Bad.
01:00:21.000 No, but it's good. 0.98
01:00:22.000 It's really fucking good. 0.99
01:00:23.000 You're going to get addicted. 0.99
01:00:24.000 I did the same thing.
01:00:25.000 I watched the first episode, and I walked away.
01:00:27.000 I'm all set.
01:00:29.000 Teach yourselves, drugs are all set.
01:00:32.000 I'm all set.
01:00:32.000 It does nothing for me, man.
01:00:33.000 Oh, man.
01:00:34.000 I've been bald deep in documentaries.
01:00:36.000 You know what's a great documentary that I just passed up?
01:00:39.000 There was a new release on Netflix called Cartel Land, and I thought, oh, it sounds like a cheat.
01:00:42.000 Come on, son, that's been out forever.
01:00:44.000 Dude, have you seen it?
01:00:45.000 Yes.
01:00:46.000 Of course. 1.00
01:00:47.000 Goddamn American. 1.00
01:00:49.000 I almost didn't watch it because of Cartel Land. 0.99
01:00:51.000 That sounded like some B movie about some...
01:00:55.000 This isn't a spoiler alert.
01:00:59.000 There's a one guy who represents the people. 0.99
01:01:01.000 He's like, we're not letting these cartel people come and take our fucking villages. 0.99
01:01:06.000 So all the civilians, he joins them. 1.00
01:01:08.000 He's like this dude with a mustache. 0.99
01:01:10.000 They leave this motherfucker mic'd up, and he's going to give a speech. 1.00
01:01:14.000 He's like, I gotta make a stop. 1.00
01:01:16.000 He goes to the side piece house, and he goes, yeah, bueno, bueno. 1.00
01:01:20.000 And this bitch just sucking his dick. 1.00
01:01:22.000 Just sucking his dick. 1.00
01:01:23.000 He comes out, he's like, alright, ready to go. 1.00
01:01:25.000 And they've been showing his wife and kids. 1.00
01:01:26.000 It's like, hey man, let's edit that shit out! 0.99
01:01:29.000 Hey, but it's the best part of the movie. 0.99
01:01:32.000 But him just going...
01:01:38.000 What is he doing? 0.99
01:01:39.000 He's not doing Gandhi shit. 0.99
01:01:40.000 He's telling everybody, everybody, we all need machine guns. 0.99
01:01:44.000 We're going to drive the cartel out of our city. 0.99
01:01:46.000 So they decided to all fucking, they got strapped. 1.00
01:01:49.000 He's a cowboy. 0.99
01:01:50.000 Is this a spoiler alert?
01:01:51.000 No, no, no, no.
01:01:52.000 This is the beginning. 0.99
01:01:53.000 It's a long, dude, there's a lot of shit that happens. 0.96
01:01:55.000 This is definitely a spoiler. 0.98
01:01:58.000 It's life though, you know?
01:01:59.000 It's a guy.
01:02:01.000 He's fighting cartels.
01:02:03.000 I'm just saying he had a side piece.
01:02:04.000 They show his wife and kids the whole time.
01:02:06.000 I want to watch this thing.
01:02:08.000 I want to watch this.
01:02:09.000 Oh, it's incredible. 0.99
01:02:11.000 The basis of it, a lot of shit happens. 0.99
01:02:13.000 Did you see it? 0.99
01:02:14.000 No.
01:02:15.000 Yes, I did.
01:02:16.000 I don't want to ruin it for him completely.
01:02:18.000 No, this is the beginning.
01:02:19.000 I'm talking about the end.
01:02:20.000 It's about a guy.
01:02:22.000 It's about a guy...
01:02:23.000 Someone to get the middle for me.
01:02:24.000 ...who gets his staff to fill in the middle for Joe, because you skip the beginning, the end.
01:02:29.000 Bermudas and Cowiches.
01:02:30.000 The hero hooks up with his side piece at the end.
01:02:32.000 So five stars by Eddie Bravo?
01:02:35.000 How many stars? 1.00
01:02:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:02:37.000 One of the greatest documentaries of all goddamn time. 1.00
01:02:40.000 That's aggressive. 0.98
01:02:40.000 Eddie. 0.98
01:02:40.000 Eddie. 0.98
01:02:41.000 Eddie.
01:02:42.000 It's incredible.
01:02:43.000 I give it a four out of five. 1.00
01:02:44.000 I give it a fucking nine. 1.00
01:02:47.000 Goddamn, you're crunk right now. 1.00
01:02:48.000 You're also the guy that loved the Hoist Gracie fight, though. 0.99
01:02:50.000 Yeah, let's figure that was just about to ask that.
01:02:54.000 What was Dada?
01:02:55.000 What is Dada and Kimbo?
01:02:58.000 He did everything right.
01:02:59.000 Dada and Kimbo, what was that?
01:03:01.000 Oh, that was like, they should have called it a special street match or something.
01:03:05.000 That's a strong no for me.
01:03:06.000 They should have said, okay, we're going to show this for pure entertainment value, but it's not MMA. It's just two dudes, just brawl. 0.99
01:03:13.000 You know what I say you do?
01:03:13.000 I think you put Dada and Kimbo and let Justin Redd fight both at the same time.
01:03:17.000 Oh, God. 0.99
01:03:18.000 If they're going to do shit shows, let's get real here. 0.99
01:03:20.000 Well, I don't think they thought that was going to be as bad as it was. 0.99
01:03:23.000 No, they thought Kimbo was going to knock me on the first round.
01:03:25.000 Well, I don't think anybody anticipated those guys would gas like that. 0.73
01:03:29.000 That was the worst gassing in the history of gassing.
01:03:32.000 If you trained some of Justin's pygmies, they would beat the show. 1.00
01:03:34.000 Rothwell, Mark Hunt's pretty bad in Denver.
01:03:36.000 Yeah, but they had a little bit of an excuse because they were fighting.
01:03:39.000 And they have better technique at least.
01:03:41.000 Yeah, they're two really high-level fighters.
01:03:43.000 Dada's titties were all over the place. 0.80
01:03:44.000 Well, Dada swung some bombs, but he just had zero in the early parts of the round before Kimbo took him down. 0.93
01:03:51.000 He just doesn't have enough gas.
01:03:53.000 Bermuda's got his back hair.
01:03:54.000 He just doesn't have any gas.
01:03:56.000 You know, I mean, who knows how he's really training?
01:03:58.000 I mean, let's be honest.
01:04:00.000 He's just not very good.
01:04:02.000 Well, you know, I mean, that's never been what he's doing, right?
01:04:05.000 He's been doing these street fights.
01:04:07.000 That's what he's been doing.
01:04:08.000 Yeah, get your paper, Doug.
01:04:10.000 I mean, I kind of get that he wants to fight and fight legitimate.
01:04:13.000 I kind of get that he's got to take that paycheck.
01:04:15.000 But I just wish he had like a real strength and conditioning coach or a real trainer.
01:04:20.000 You don't become dotted 5,000 by hiring a real strength and conditioning coach.
01:04:24.000 You don't get that haircut.
01:04:26.000 You don't get that warrior haircut.
01:04:27.000 But we're here talking about him.
01:04:29.000 He got that.
01:04:29.000 He made some money.
01:04:30.000 I'm sure he made some money.
01:04:31.000 That's all he cares about.
01:04:32.000 I think if he could fight in the backyard for the same amount of money, he's doing it.
01:04:36.000 I just wonder.
01:04:37.000 You know, you take a guy like that, and you bring him to a legit place.
01:04:40.000 How much did he make?
01:04:42.000 I don't know.
01:04:42.000 I kind of think he made some good money, though.
01:04:44.000 But if you take a guy like that, and you brought him to a Greg Jackson.
01:04:47.000 It's not going to be a fun story.
01:04:48.000 Or you brought him to a Mark Henry.
01:04:50.000 You don't think so?
01:04:51.000 No. 0.99
01:04:51.000 I think he gets fucking wrecked. 0.99
01:04:53.000 Maybe he just changes his attitude completely after this fight. 0.99
01:04:55.000 He gets ate up like Kobayashi. 1.00
01:04:56.000 That motherfucker gets tore the fuck up. 1.00
01:04:59.000 Yeah, but maybe he learns. 1.00
01:05:01.000 Maybe he learns how to fight. 0.95
01:05:02.000 We're not talking about him going in there and sparring with an in-prime Shane Carwin and getting fucking night night every day. 0.95
01:05:07.000 I pay good money for that. 0.58
01:05:08.000 Are you talking about the Brendan Shaw program?
01:05:11.000 The Brendan Shaw, of course.
01:05:12.000 Look at this dude.
01:05:13.000 Kawajiri's got him in a cradle. 0.98
01:05:14.000 He'll do what CM Punk has done and he'll finally realize that this isn't a fucking good idea. 0.99
01:05:19.000 This is fucking Kawajiri? 0.99
01:05:21.000 How am I missing this? 0.99
01:05:22.000 Kawajiri, he's on top here.
01:05:25.000 Especially a vet like you, right?
01:05:26.000 He was giving Dennis Bermudez a little bit of a knee to the back.
01:05:31.000 Kawajiri has some good passing.
01:05:33.000 If he gets on top, he has very solid passing.
01:05:35.000 You're talking about a pro's pro.
01:05:39.000 Are you allowed a knee in the back?
01:05:41.000 How does that work?
01:05:42.000 Not to the spine.
01:05:43.000 Yeah, the sides you can.
01:05:44.000 Yes, the sides you can, just not directly on the spine.
01:05:47.000 Hard to take down.
01:05:48.000 This guy's hard to take down. 1.00
01:05:50.000 Bermudez is a motherfucker. 1.00
01:05:52.000 So you can hit a person, like, right next to the spine. 1.00
01:05:57.000 You can hit him right next to the spine with your knees.
01:05:59.000 And when someone's on the ground, you can knee them right next to the spine.
01:06:03.000 He's got 100% on him right there.
01:06:04.000 He can flip them over easy.
01:06:06.000 Phenomenal takedown.
01:06:06.000 Oh, he let it go.
01:06:07.000 He's going to keep scrambling.
01:06:09.000 Good luck getting Brimia's down.
01:06:12.000 See that 100%?
01:06:13.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
01:06:14.000 Damn. 1.00
01:06:14.000 You pray for those positions right there. 1.00
01:06:18.000 Vampire fangs.
01:06:19.000 I was going to say, where do you get that? 0.67
01:06:20.000 Pretty badass.
01:06:21.000 Fancy.
01:06:22.000 Oh, there it is.
01:06:23.000 Yeah, see?
01:06:24.000 But some referees will warn you if you get too close to the spine.
01:06:28.000 We can't go 12 to 6 on the spine.
01:06:30.000 You can't go 12 to 6 anywhere.
01:06:31.000 Even on the thighs, they warn you about that.
01:06:33.000 But it's weird because you can if you're on the bottom of guard.
01:06:36.000 Yes, but it's not because it's going 6 to 12. Yes.
01:06:41.000 You're going in this motion instead of this motion. 1.00
01:06:45.000 It's so fucking stupid. 1.00
01:06:47.000 It's like if you jerk off knuckles up, is it really jerking off? 1.00
01:06:50.000 Who does that? 0.97
01:06:50.000 Not in my book. 0.97
01:06:51.000 Who's jerking off like that? 0.99
01:06:53.000 I've tried it. 0.99
01:06:53.000 It's very rare. 0.99
01:06:54.000 When you're trying to lube it up, I guess you do it. 0.98
01:06:57.000 Damn, Kawajiri's relentless with his takedowns here. 0.97
01:07:02.000 But not during the actual process. 0.99
01:07:05.000 The climax process.
01:07:06.000 Dude, how hard is Bermuda to get down?
01:07:08.000 There's only one way.
01:07:09.000 That's why our hands are shaped this way.
01:07:11.000 Can you imagine during the climax part, you're going like this?
01:07:15.000 Imagine the only way to get yourself to come, you gotta hit it. 0.61
01:07:18.000 Just smack it. 0.99
01:07:19.000 You don't have to? 0.99
01:07:23.000 You've seen the fucking B&E Pain Olympics and stuff, right? 0.99
01:07:26.000 I'm just checking. 0.99
01:07:26.000 Yeah, yeah, I have. 0.99
01:07:28.000 Some people love pain, man.
01:07:30.000 I don't like pain at all. 1.00
01:07:33.000 Don't fucking touch me. 0.99
01:07:34.000 I don't understand that. 1.00
01:07:35.000 In any facet. 0.89
01:07:37.000 Tattoos, I suck at that.
01:07:38.000 You know, you meet people that are into pain. 0.82
01:07:40.000 There's people that like to get suspended. 1.00
01:07:42.000 You ever see that shit? 1.00
01:07:43.000 They put hooks in their back? 1.00
01:07:44.000 Yes!
01:07:44.000 They hang him like fish.
01:07:45.000 Do you think that maybe they feel pain in a different way?
01:07:48.000 Like maybe what you feel, what they feel is different?
01:07:50.000 Releases in different endorphins?
01:07:52.000 I've always wondered that because, you know, people talk about like pain tolerance.
01:07:56.000 Like, oh, this guy's got a really high pain tolerance and she's got a really high, you know, he loves pain.
01:08:01.000 Yeah.
01:08:01.000 What are they feeling?
01:08:03.000 We assume...
01:08:04.000 I assume that when someone does something to you, it feels the same as it is to me, but it's clearly different.
01:08:10.000 Yeah, there's no way.
01:08:11.000 There's no way.
01:08:12.000 Otherwise, why do girls like getting spanked? 1.00
01:08:13.000 How come some girls... 1.00
01:08:14.000 That's a dominant thing, though, right?
01:08:16.000 Some girls love it. 1.00
01:08:17.000 I think that's leftover caveman shit. 1.00
01:08:18.000 Right. 1.00
01:08:19.000 They love it. 0.98
01:08:19.000 They like to get spanked. 0.98
01:08:21.000 Spanked, choked. 0.95
01:08:22.000 Thanks, 50 shades of hair.
01:08:23.000 A little hair pull. 1.00
01:08:23.000 That's what that shit is. 1.00
01:08:25.000 Generally, right? 1.00
01:08:26.000 Or gagging with a good spit...
01:08:27.000 A little bit.
01:08:27.000 They like it a little bit.
01:08:28.000 That's leftover kid man shit. 1.00
01:08:30.000 But let's be real about this shit. 1.00
01:08:31.000 If a girl spanks you, it's going to be a fucking real problem. 1.00
01:08:33.000 Yeah, you should have died. 1.00
01:08:35.000 If a girl spanks you the way she's asking you to spank her, if she starts spanking you that way, you'd be like, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00
01:08:43.000 Yeah, that's embarrassing. 0.99
01:08:43.000 Slow down. 0.99
01:08:44.000 Slow down. 1.00
01:08:45.000 Don't shit me. 1.00
01:08:45.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
01:08:46.000 My reaction to...
01:08:47.000 I tell them free enough.
01:08:48.000 I go, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:49.000 There's not going to be any of that right away.
01:08:51.000 It depends how hot they are. 0.60
01:08:53.000 It depends how hot they are. 0.60
01:08:54.000 Right there.
01:08:55.000 Boom.
01:08:55.000 Boom.
01:08:56.000 Nah, I gotta go full Delahoya, man. 0.99
01:08:58.000 If they're really hot, I'll put on some stockings and shit, whatever they want. 0.99
01:09:01.000 It's very important that you nip that right in the bud. 0.99
01:09:04.000 Full Delahoya. 0.92
01:09:05.000 It's not gonna be scratching.
01:09:06.000 Okay, fine. 1.00
01:09:07.000 He was in stockings and fucking shoes. 1.00
01:09:10.000 He had the high heels on and shit. 1.00
01:09:13.000 Cocaine's a hell of a drug. 1.00
01:09:14.000 Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
01:09:15.000 How about the girls that like to scratch? 1.00
01:09:17.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:09:18.000 You better stop that shit right now. 1.00
01:09:19.000 Don't you think that a lot of that is marking you? 1.00
01:09:22.000 Yes.
01:09:25.000 Marking you? 1.00
01:09:26.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
01:09:28.000 To let everybody know that she fucked you, you know, to mark her territory, scratch you, leave marks on you. 1.00
01:09:34.000 Like a hickey? 1.00
01:09:34.000 Did you ever give hickeys? 1.00
01:09:36.000 Oh yeah, high school.
01:09:37.000 Everybody gave hickeys in high school.
01:09:39.000 You come to school, wow, you just got a hickey.
01:09:41.000 Hey, that was a great idea if you think about it.
01:09:43.000 Always give hickeys. 0.83
01:09:44.000 It's gone though, right?
01:09:45.000 When's the last time you saw someone with a hickey? 0.98
01:09:47.000 Yeah, that's gone away. 0.99
01:09:48.000 People don't do that shit anymore. 1.00
01:09:49.000 It's gross. 1.00
01:09:50.000 It's gross.
01:09:50.000 Hey, but it is a good way to keep...
01:09:51.000 Kids are like, I'm gonna get in fucking trouble for this. 0.97
01:09:53.000 Why would I do this? 0.99
01:09:53.000 Yeah, why are you bruising up my neck? 0.99
01:09:55.000 I guess it's embarrassing now. 1.00
01:09:56.000 Yo, oh shit. 1.00
01:09:57.000 Kawajiri is tired as fuck. 1.00
01:09:59.000 Kawajiri trying to spin. 1.00
01:10:01.000 A lot of work trying to get him to the ground, man.
01:10:03.000 Yeah, he's exhausted.
01:10:04.000 He's a big dude, too.
01:10:05.000 Look at that, though.
01:10:06.000 That's hard.
01:10:06.000 Get out of here, son.
01:10:07.000 Oh, and back in there.
01:10:08.000 Man, he is so hard to take down.
01:10:10.000 How about you, Kawajiri gets TKO'd?
01:10:12.000 He looks very tired here, I'll tell you that.
01:10:15.000 You gotta wonder also, with a guy like Kawajiri, how old is he now?
01:10:20.000 Between the two of them, don't they have like 60 fights or 70 fights or something like that?
01:10:24.000 He's only 29?
01:10:25.000 No.
01:10:25.000 No, he's every bit of 44. Jamie, find out how old Kawajiri is.
01:10:31.000 In fighting years, he's 67. Yeah, he's older.
01:10:34.000 Asians, you can't tell? 1.00
01:10:35.000 Let me guess before you tell me.
01:10:37.000 35. I see.
01:10:38.000 I'll say 37. 39. Okay.
01:10:41.000 Drum roll, please.
01:10:43.000 Ian?
01:10:44.000 36. 37. I'm going to say 36 and 39. I'm going to say 36 and 39. 36 and 39. It's either a 6 or a 9. Asians, you can't tell. 1.00
01:10:52.000 Asians or black guys, you cannot tell. 0.96
01:10:54.000 It's like that Jimi Hendrix song.
01:10:55.000 What is it?
01:10:56.000 37!
01:10:56.000 Yeah!
01:10:58.000 Oh, so between 36 and 39. I was off.
01:11:01.000 Yeah, but you were in the wheelhouse.
01:11:03.000 Yeah, whatever.
01:11:05.000 39. He'd been fighting for a long time, too.
01:11:07.000 A long, long time.
01:11:08.000 It's hard, man.
01:11:10.000 A few of those brutal KOs like this guy's experienced, like especially the Melendez fight.
01:11:14.000 How many other times has he KO'd?
01:11:16.000 Yeah.
01:11:17.000 Who wins a fight like this?
01:11:18.000 If it goes like this all three rounds, a dude...
01:11:20.000 Cow Jerry.
01:11:21.000 He wins because he's pressing forward?
01:11:22.000 He's aggressive.
01:11:23.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:11:24.000 Or is that aggressive?
01:11:26.000 It depends on the judging. 1.00
01:11:28.000 He's getting fucked up here. 1.00
01:11:29.000 He's getting the fucking shit elbowed out of him here. 1.00
01:11:32.000 So we didn't consider a takedown when Bermudez was on his hip getting up? 1.00
01:11:37.000 Some of the fucking idiot refs do. 1.00
01:11:39.000 Yeah, but Bermudez is controlling him here. 1.00
01:11:42.000 I agree. 0.99
01:11:42.000 Bermudez is on top, and he's landing strikes, and Kawagiri literally can't do shit. 0.99
01:11:47.000 He's in the shot. 0.98
01:11:48.000 He's in the shot.
01:11:49.000 Yeah, but that's no good.
01:11:50.000 He's on his knees. 1.00
01:11:51.000 He's getting fucked up. 1.00
01:11:52.000 But he's going into him. 1.00
01:11:53.000 Right, but look how Bermudez is controlling that right arm.
01:11:55.000 They're there because Kawagiri is making that happen.
01:11:58.000 Yes, but he's stuck.
01:11:59.000 Look, Bermudez is controlling that right arm with that wrap.
01:12:02.000 Bermudez is so progressive. 0.98
01:12:04.000 They're beating the fuck out of him here. 0.88
01:12:06.000 I'm definitely giving these exchanges right here to Bermudez because Kawagiri is only holding on and it ain't working. 0.85
01:12:12.000 Take his back? 0.99
01:12:13.000 And now he's about to get fucked up. 1.00
01:12:15.000 Ready for that TKO, son? 0.99
01:12:17.000 See, I get that you're saying that Kawagiri is moving forward, but the way Dennis was countering was so much more powerful than what Kawagiri was doing.
01:12:24.000 I agree with you.
01:12:25.000 I'm saying in the first round, Joe.
01:12:27.000 That's why I brought it up. 0.99
01:12:28.000 He is pushing him, but he's getting fucked up at the same time. 0.97
01:12:31.000 Who do you give that to? 0.99
01:12:32.000 The first round, Kawagiri.
01:12:33.000 Even though he didn't...
01:12:35.000 Get the successful takedown.
01:12:36.000 Yeah, I see it as, yeah, he's pushing forward.
01:12:39.000 It's not effective.
01:12:40.000 And the reason he's pushing forward is he doesn't want none of the stand-up.
01:12:44.000 But even when he's pushing forward, though, he was underneath.
01:12:47.000 He was underneath the leg.
01:12:49.000 He had his arm tied up like this.
01:12:50.000 See how Bermudez loves to tie that wrist up on the far side?
01:12:54.000 That's Ryan Parsons.
01:12:54.000 That's all Ryan Parsons.
01:12:55.000 And he is just beating the shit out of him here. 0.93
01:12:57.000 I mean, there's a number of unanswered shots. 0.92
01:13:00.000 Oh, Twister.
01:13:01.000 That'd be sick. 0.91
01:13:02.000 No, that's not going to happen.
01:13:03.000 What?
01:13:04.000 I'm trying.
01:13:06.000 What does he do?
01:13:07.000 He just wants to take the back.
01:13:08.000 Bermuda's just dominating right now.
01:13:10.000 He's got his back.
01:13:10.000 He's going to flatten him out.
01:13:12.000 Bermuda looks awesome.
01:13:13.000 Did Kawajiri beat Gomi?
01:13:15.000 Or no, Gomi beat him in Pride, right? 0.99
01:13:17.000 That's how there was Sakurai.
01:13:19.000 Sakurai?
01:13:19.000 Yeah.
01:13:20.000 That's what I'm thinking of.
01:13:20.000 Yeah.
01:13:21.000 There's Ron Parsons.
01:13:23.000 He's screaming at him.
01:13:24.000 He's screaming at him.
01:13:25.000 Ryan Parsons, he's all about wrist control.
01:13:28.000 Him and Pat Cummins.
01:13:29.000 Smart.
01:13:30.000 That's all he does, man.
01:13:31.000 Well, especially from those positions, you see, like, as he's moving in for that shot, controlling that right wrist, he was able to land so many hard shots.
01:13:38.000 Just gives you so much control.
01:13:40.000 How many hard elbows did he land from that position?
01:13:42.000 It had to be, like, ten, right?
01:13:43.000 At least.
01:13:44.000 Yeah.
01:13:44.000 At least.
01:13:45.000 Ten hard ones.
01:13:46.000 So when you think about that, like, just the impact of that as he goes back to his round, he's definitely diminished from that, big time.
01:13:53.000 What's his corner tone?
01:13:54.000 That was a bad scene.
01:13:56.000 Yeah, whatever.
01:13:56.000 May I go in there, brother?
01:13:57.000 You want one?
01:13:57.000 No, no, I'm good.
01:13:58.000 I'm good.
01:13:59.000 You know what?
01:13:59.000 I'll take one.
01:14:00.000 Fuck it. 1.00
01:14:00.000 Brendan Schaub had a baby. 1.00
01:14:02.000 We'll have a beer.
01:14:03.000 Celebration beer.
01:14:03.000 We'll celebrate.
01:14:05.000 This is a celebration, bitches. 1.00
01:14:06.000 Oh, man. 1.00
01:14:09.000 Yeah, Jamie can drink.
01:14:10.000 Let me ask you this, Joe.
01:14:11.000 Look at this.
01:14:12.000 If you're Cowboy Olivia's corner man and the fight's five rounds, you know what I'm saying, Joe?
01:14:18.000 Yeah.
01:14:18.000 And the fight's five rounds.
01:14:19.000 You're not going to have a game plan for five rounds, right?
01:14:22.000 You're going to say, the first round, give it hell, man.
01:14:25.000 Then after that, it's whatever.
01:14:26.000 I would assume they would try to do that because that's where Cowboy's had problems in the past.
01:14:29.000 Guys jump on him and he's taking the fight on short donors. 0.99
01:14:32.000 Don't let Cowboy get into rhythm because he's going to fuck you up. 1.00
01:14:34.000 You blitz his ass. 1.00
01:14:35.000 How many weeks did Oliveira have to prepare for this? 1.00
01:14:38.000 Two weeks.
01:14:38.000 That's it.
01:14:38.000 He just fought not too long ago, though.
01:14:40.000 Oh.
01:14:41.000 Well, there you go.
01:14:41.000 That could be...
01:14:42.000 Still, five-round fight. 1.00
01:14:44.000 I'm gonna fuck who you are. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Two weeks ain't ready. 1.00
01:14:46.000 This fight's still going on. 1.00
01:14:48.000 Kawajiri, and look at this.
01:14:49.000 Bermudez is attacking now.
01:14:51.000 Can I get one of the other ones?
01:14:54.000 Yo, dude, how badass was that Jeremy Stephens?
01:14:56.000 I'll drink that.
01:14:57.000 I like that stuff.
01:14:58.000 Give me the Guinness.
01:14:59.000 That's a grown-ass man drink. 0.53
01:15:00.000 I'm not ready for it. 0.63
01:15:01.000 Even though I'm a dad now.
01:15:03.000 This is probably bad for my low-carbohydrate diet. 1.00
01:15:05.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:15:07.000 Probably not supposed to drink these. 1.00
01:15:09.000 How's that work?
01:15:09.000 Cheers, brother.
01:15:10.000 You can't drink a beer. 1.00
01:15:11.000 You gotta get off that fucking diet. 1.00
01:15:12.000 Hey, bro. 1.00
01:15:13.000 Can I have a...
01:15:14.000 Can't drink beer.
01:15:17.000 How long is that gonna last? 1.00
01:15:18.000 I have a penis, so I can drink it. 1.00
01:15:20.000 I'm only trying to do it. 1.00
01:15:20.000 I'm not trying to live on it. 1.00
01:15:21.000 I'm trying to do it for 60 days.
01:15:23.000 Salute, my brother.
01:15:23.000 How many days are you in, Joe?
01:15:25.000 Hey, congratulations on that day.
01:15:26.000 Thanks, fellas. 0.99
01:15:27.000 It's gonna fuck. 0.99
01:15:28.000 Every day gets better and better, dude. 1.00
01:15:30.000 Hopefully.
01:15:30.000 It just gets better and better.
01:15:31.000 Hopefully.
01:15:32.000 Yeah, no, it's gonna be better.
01:15:34.000 If I can do it, you can do it.
01:15:35.000 That's your creation right there.
01:15:37.000 That's the most important thing in your life.
01:15:39.000 No, I watch 16 and pregnant. 1.00
01:15:40.000 If those fucking morons can do it, I'm gonna be fine. 1.00
01:15:43.000 Well, for sure, don't let those be your role models. 1.00
01:15:47.000 No, I'm just saying, that's the standard.
01:15:50.000 And I'm like, I'm way cooler than them.
01:15:52.000 You can read books on it.
01:15:55.000 You got a mother-in-law that's huge.
01:15:59.000 That's that Latin family, son.
01:16:00.000 Huge.
01:16:00.000 But it's only hard for two years, two and a half years.
01:16:05.000 After that, you talk to them.
01:16:06.000 That's a really long time.
01:16:07.000 That's like...
01:16:08.000 No, listen, man.
01:16:08.000 It's not a long time for your legacy, dude.
01:16:10.000 Even then, it's awesome.
01:16:11.000 Trust me.
01:16:12.000 Oh, no, I can't wait.
01:16:13.000 I love kids.
01:16:14.000 It's not like you have to suffer for two and a half years before they become awesome.
01:16:17.000 I want to be like Sean Camp, man.
01:16:19.000 Just a ton of kids.
01:16:20.000 It makes you a better person.
01:16:22.000 It really does.
01:16:23.000 I'm hoping it chills me out.
01:16:24.000 I can't relax with the work.
01:16:25.000 I shouldn't say it makes you a better person, but it makes a lot of people a better person because they become way more considerate.
01:16:30.000 And they start looking at the world differently.
01:16:32.000 We all know intellectually what it's like.
01:16:35.000 You have a baby, the baby becomes a person, and there it goes.
01:16:38.000 But when you actually see it happen, then you start to piece it together.
01:16:41.000 Everything this person is, really, is because of all the interactions that he's experienced while I've been his dad.
01:16:47.000 And that's what you're going to start doing.
01:16:50.000 You're a great guy already, man.
01:16:51.000 It's going to make you even more awesome.
01:16:54.000 I guarantee you.
01:16:55.000 Yeah, I'm excited.
01:16:55.000 Yeah, you're going to be great at this, man.
01:16:57.000 You're going to love it.
01:16:58.000 I know you will.
01:16:59.000 I can't wait.
01:16:59.000 You're going to love it.
01:17:00.000 When you live your life, now all of a sudden there's someone that you'll die for and you'll kill for.
01:17:07.000 It's different.
01:17:08.000 All of a sudden, you're not number one no more.
01:17:10.000 That kid's number one.
01:17:12.000 He's worth more to you than you are.
01:17:15.000 Yep.
01:17:15.000 That's it.
01:17:16.000 Now that changes your life.
01:17:17.000 Now all of a sudden you're number two.
01:17:19.000 You got a number one that you got to protect.
01:17:21.000 You know what it really changes?
01:17:23.000 It changes your feeling of compassion too. 1.00
01:17:26.000 You have more compassion for people because you see people that are grown up and you go, oh, somewhere along the line this fucking dude was a baby and someone did a terrible job of raising this fucking kid and now here he is 25 and drunk and stupid and in my face. 0.99
01:17:41.000 Explains a lot, yeah. 0.99
01:17:42.000 It puts it together to you in a way that it never did before. 1.00
01:17:45.000 Before I would meet people and I'd go, oh, this guy's an asshole. 1.00
01:17:48.000 You know, oh, she's a bitch. 1.00
01:17:50.000 But now I go, oh, those were babies. 1.00
01:17:52.000 This is a baby that just got railroaded the wrong way.
01:17:56.000 The whole deal.
01:17:57.000 And then you meet someone who's a really cool person.
01:18:00.000 And you go, oh, well, you must have had a cool ride.
01:18:04.000 Yeah, what was your childhood like?
01:18:05.000 You always want to know, like, where'd you grow up?
01:18:07.000 How did you get through it?
01:18:08.000 What do your parents do?
01:18:10.000 My girl's family being Latin, man, there's so much love.
01:18:13.000 It's insane.
01:18:15.000 Don't get me wrong, my parents love the shit out of me, but, you know, the Latin family's just different. 1.00
01:18:20.000 Yeah, Donald Trump. 0.96
01:18:21.000 Trying to keep that out?
01:18:22.000 Trying to keep love out?
01:18:24.000 Yeah, Donald. 1.00
01:18:25.000 That's so stupid. 1.00
01:18:26.000 Shit, he won South Carolina. 1.00
01:18:27.000 Did he? 1.00
01:18:28.000 Yep.
01:18:28.000 Of course he did.
01:18:29.000 Look who he's against.
01:18:30.000 He's against nothing.
01:18:31.000 Dude, how crazy.
01:18:32.000 It's going to be him versus Hillary.
01:18:33.000 Oh, 100%.
01:18:34.000 You think Hillary's going to beat Ben Sanders? 0.99
01:18:37.000 Bernie's in trouble.
01:18:42.000 Bernie won New Hampshire, but New Hampshire is a very small state in the New England area.
01:18:49.000 They're very liberal.
01:18:50.000 New England's liberal in general, and he's like You know, he's a radical socialist.
01:18:54.000 He's got this socialist, democratic socialist agenda that a lot of people are like, hey, let's try that. 0.97
01:19:00.000 It's better than what we're dealing with now, these capitalist cunts that are stealing, just looking at the stock market, just looking at the financial district, just looking at the way they're moving numbers around and the fucking Wall Street crash of 2008. Obviously, there's a bunch of criminals that are running things. 0.98
01:19:16.000 And they're just extracting money from this goofy, abstract system that hardly anybody understands.
01:19:21.000 So having a guy like him come along, a lot of people, including me, go, it's probably the best thing to happen.
01:19:26.000 So you throw a little mix-me-up in there. 0.99
01:19:28.000 See what the fuck happens. 0.99
01:19:29.000 I'm not mad at the Trump curveball. 0.99
01:19:31.000 I'm not talking about Trump.
01:19:32.000 I'm talking about Bernie Sanders.
01:19:33.000 Yeah, Bernie Sanders or Trump curveball is interesting, too.
01:19:36.000 Super interesting.
01:19:37.000 You're talking about a complete wild card.
01:19:39.000 You're telling me those are the two best America has to offer?
01:19:42.000 The smart people don't run for it. 1.00
01:19:44.000 Fuck that noise. 1.00
01:19:45.000 I don't want that bullshit. 1.00
01:19:48.000 Too much side pussy going on. 1.00
01:19:50.000 Too much bueno. 1.00
01:19:51.000 Real quick.
01:19:53.000 You're going to want that part.
01:19:55.000 Dude!
01:19:56.000 Another documentary.
01:19:57.000 He's a hero. 1.00
01:19:57.000 He gets his dick sucked. 1.00
01:19:58.000 He's like going to this protest. 1.00
01:20:00.000 He's like, hold on, let me pull off real quick.
01:20:02.000 I was like, what's up, girl?
01:20:03.000 Yeah, it's the best.
01:20:03.000 He does it in the most suave Latin guy thing.
01:20:07.000 He's like, hola, over the fence.
01:20:09.000 You know, he's talking to her. 1.00
01:20:12.000 We talked about running away with her and shit, leaving his family? 1.00
01:20:15.000 Maybe. 1.00
01:20:16.000 I'd be right back.
01:20:18.000 It's the best.
01:20:20.000 We need Chael to run for president because Chael would fight any other president and beat him up.
01:20:25.000 Putin would be a good fight.
01:20:27.000 You know who would be a real president, who really could be a president?
01:20:30.000 Stan.
01:20:31.000 Brian Stan.
01:20:32.000 I knew you were going to say that.
01:20:33.000 He really could do it.
01:20:35.000 He really could do it.
01:20:35.000 Vice President Tim Kennedy.
01:20:37.000 For reals.
01:20:39.000 Enjoy that ISIS. Break glass in case of war. 1.00
01:20:45.000 For real.
01:20:45.000 For real.
01:20:47.000 I'll fucking vote for that in a heartbeat. 0.99
01:20:50.000 Anything Tim does, I'm on board. 0.99
01:20:51.000 You know what the real problem of being a president is?
01:20:54.000 Nobody can do it.
01:20:55.000 That's the real problem. 1.00
01:20:56.000 It's a stupid job that no one can do. 1.00
01:20:58.000 No one should have the job. 1.00
01:21:00.000 It shouldn't exist anymore.
01:21:01.000 It's antiquated.
01:21:03.000 And the only way we're going to realize that is there's going to be no one running.
01:21:06.000 It's going to be like 20, 30 years from now, no one's going to run for president.
01:21:09.000 It's not going to make a difference.
01:21:11.000 Some homeless guy in a goat?
01:21:13.000 You know, real quick documentary.
01:21:15.000 This is one that I've watched over and over.
01:21:17.000 It's really, really good.
01:21:18.000 If you say it's the best of all time, I'm going to freak out.
01:21:20.000 No, it's not.
01:21:21.000 It's not.
01:21:21.000 But it's really, really good.
01:21:23.000 Especially for conspiracy theorist type.
01:21:24.000 It's called How Big Oil Conquered the World.
01:21:27.000 It's how it all started back in the mid-1800s.
01:21:31.000 How it all started with John D. Rockefeller.
01:21:33.000 And you always hear about the Rockefellers.
01:21:34.000 Oh, they own everything.
01:21:35.000 Or the Rothschilds.
01:21:36.000 Oh, they're the bankers.
01:21:37.000 They own everything.
01:21:38.000 But to actually find out how he was raised, John Rockefeller, and how evil his dad was, and this is all like, you know, public knowledge.
01:21:47.000 It's fucking amazing how the birth of oil in the United States, this documentary is called about the birth of oil, and how it came in and infected all our lives, and how John Rockefeller monopolized Dude, I got another one for you, 0.93
01:22:05.000 and it's your boy, that Prescription Thugs. 0.97
01:22:08.000 That's a good doc. 1.00
01:22:09.000 Some crazy shit. 1.00
01:22:10.000 That's all John Rockefeller. 1.00
01:22:11.000 Dude, he controlled big pharma, he controlled our educational system, everything.
01:22:16.000 One dude, the first billionaire, one dude controlled everything. 1.00
01:22:19.000 This Prescription Thugs is some shit. 1.00
01:22:21.000 Yeah, I've heard. 1.00
01:22:23.000 I can't wait.
01:22:23.000 Same guy, he did Trophy Kids.
01:22:25.000 Have you seen Trophy Kids?
01:22:26.000 I have not.
01:22:27.000 Watch that.
01:22:28.000 That's the way he did it.
01:22:28.000 Bigger, Faster, Stronger, too.
01:22:30.000 Yeah.
01:22:30.000 He does really good stuff.
01:22:32.000 What's it called again?
01:22:33.000 Prescription Thugs. 1.00
01:22:34.000 That sounds fucking scary as shit. 1.00
01:22:36.000 I've seen Trophy Kids and Bigger, Faster, Stronger. 1.00
01:22:39.000 Netflix?
01:22:40.000 Yes.
01:22:41.000 It just came out.
01:22:43.000 Oh, I know.
01:22:44.000 Dude, there's one.
01:22:45.000 I know I'm all over the place.
01:22:46.000 But there's one.
01:22:47.000 Vice had a thing on people taking their own lives.
01:22:50.000 And I think there's eight states in the United States. 1.00
01:22:53.000 Fucking vice. 0.99
01:22:54.000 I don't know how this journalist got this job. 1.00
01:22:56.000 This old bitch is like, yeah, I'm trying to go, man. 1.00
01:22:58.000 They film it. 1.00
01:23:00.000 I was in bed 10 o'clock at night. 1.00
01:23:03.000 I gotta watch this bitch die. 1.00
01:23:04.000 It was nuts, man. 1.00
01:23:06.000 Did you freak out?
01:23:09.000 I was in a weird space, man.
01:23:10.000 I was in a weird space because her whole family's there, and she has this disease where it's not going to get better.
01:23:17.000 She's going to forget everyone. 0.97
01:23:18.000 There's no cure.
01:23:19.000 It's done-zo.
01:23:21.000 And so she talked to this lady, gets approved.
01:23:24.000 Lady comes over. 1.00
01:23:24.000 She's like, yeah, that's my coffin there. 1.00
01:23:25.000 You guys want coffee?
01:23:27.000 She's all happy.
01:23:28.000 And then her family comes.
01:23:31.000 They all hug her and they all, have a safe trip.
01:23:33.000 She's like, thanks.
01:23:34.000 Danka. 0.79
01:23:34.000 She keeps going, Danka, Danka. 0.79
01:23:36.000 Lays down and everyone's like, see you soon.
01:23:38.000 She's like, yes.
01:23:39.000 Injector and done. 1.00
01:23:41.000 It's like, hey, HBO, I'm not ready for this shit, man. 1.00
01:23:44.000 Fucked my whole night up. 1.00
01:23:47.000 Check it out, though. 0.94
01:23:48.000 It's the new Vice.
01:23:48.000 Pretty dope.
01:23:49.000 Vice is a crazy fucking show. 1.00
01:23:50.000 I watched one episode. 0.99
01:23:52.000 I don't remember what country they were in, but they were all wearing bulletproof vests, and they were moving from one set of broken-down, rocket-shelled buildings to the next, and they're moving around somewhere in the Middle East. 0.99
01:24:04.000 And I'm watching this, and I'm like, fuck this. 0.99
01:24:06.000 This job. 0.99
01:24:07.000 If you're over there and then one guy would come to the camera trying to explain, well, the rebels are about three kilometers away and we have to stay down because they have been shooting. 0.99
01:24:17.000 Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 1.00
01:24:18.000 The balls do that job. 1.00
01:24:19.000 Dude, that's like the James Foley documentary on HBO. You know the guy, Jim Foley, the guy who got caught by ISIS? He's a prisoner of war, and he got... 0.85
01:24:27.000 Jim.
01:24:28.000 Jim, who got decapitated on...
01:24:30.000 Yeah.
01:24:31.000 It's a documentary on him, and he's a frontline journalist. 1.00
01:24:34.000 It's fucking nuts, man. 0.98
01:24:35.000 He already got caught and got out and then went back, and then ISIS was like, yo, Doug, it's just too easy. 0.99
01:24:41.000 One of our biggest fears is the end of the world.
01:24:44.000 The end of the world for us.
01:24:45.000 The end of civilization.
01:24:46.000 There's countries out there where it is already the end of civilization.
01:24:50.000 It's already over.
01:24:52.000 You go to Liberia, it's done. 1.00
01:24:54.000 If the world economy collapses and its fucking zombies come out and all that shit, nothing changes in Liberia. 1.00
01:25:00.000 It's the same fucking shit. 1.00
01:25:02.000 It's already the end of the world. 1.00
01:25:03.000 Have you seen the documentaries on Liberia from Vice?
01:25:05.000 Oh yeah.
01:25:07.000 Captain Butt Naked.
01:25:08.000 Yeah, that's the greatest.
01:25:09.000 Dude, I can't get enough of them. 0.97
01:25:10.000 General butt naked. 1.00
01:25:12.000 It's the end of the goddamn world over there. 1.00
01:25:14.000 Nothing changes there. 0.99
01:25:15.000 How about when he caught people eating human flesh on the corner and the reason why he knew the guy was selling human flesh because he knew what it tasted like.
01:25:23.000 He didn't eat it before.
01:25:24.000 Mark Coleman. 1.00
01:25:26.000 The world is some crazy shit, man. 1.00
01:25:28.000 Yeah, man. 1.00
01:25:29.000 Because I'll get done watching that shit like in Syria and Kenya, all that stuff, and then you're in this cushy home in LA. It's like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:25:35.000 How long would it take if all the power went out? 1.00
01:25:40.000 Like, how long would it take before some people started killing and eating people?
01:25:45.000 Six months?
01:25:47.000 It wouldn't even take that long.
01:25:49.000 You don't think six months?
01:25:50.000 No.
01:25:50.000 You don't think we'd rob all the 7-Elevens first?
01:25:52.000 If we all ran out of food and you had this one asshole that you really fucking hated, you'd love to eat his leg. 1.00
01:26:01.000 Yes, the more you hate a guy, the tastier he looks. 1.00
01:26:04.000 Make some chili. 1.00
01:26:05.000 Keep talking, motherfucker. 1.00
01:26:06.000 Talking about some zombie shit now. 1.00
01:26:07.000 They definitely did that back in the day, man. 0.99
01:26:10.000 I mean, they definitely did that back in the day to intimidate the enemy in various cultures. 0.90
01:26:15.000 They would kill you and eat. 1.00
01:26:16.000 On islands and shit. 1.00
01:26:17.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:26:17.000 Yeah, the Samoans and Tongans. 0.99
01:26:19.000 I don't think...
01:26:20.000 Did Vikings cannibalize?
01:26:22.000 I think it was like a thing back in the day.
01:26:24.000 How about Kevin Randall? 0.99
01:26:25.000 That's fucking sad. 0.99
01:26:26.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:26:26.000 I was with him on Saturday. 0.99
01:26:28.000 I was at the Super Bowl party with him, and then I looked online the next day. 1.00
01:26:32.000 I was like, fuck. 0.99
01:26:32.000 And he was all good at the Super Bowl party? 0.99
01:26:34.000 Yeah, he was just coughing a lot, which obviously was a pneumonia.
01:26:37.000 Dude, he had the most potential ever. 1.00
01:26:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:26:40.000 His wrestling, I mean, Chuck Liddell said he was the best, in his opinion, he said, best wrestler in college history. 1.00
01:26:47.000 That's what Chuck Liddell said.
01:26:49.000 That was his opinion.
01:26:50.000 He was so happy.
01:26:52.000 And I've known him for maybe, we're not like good friends, but I've known him for 10 years and I see him once a year. 0.96
01:26:57.000 It's one of those things you have mutual respect because he's fucking Kevin Randleman. 0.61
01:27:00.000 Talking to him and then he's talking about his queen, his wife, how awesome she was. 0.98
01:27:06.000 I mean, I met my girlfriend and then he's talking about his four-year-old son. 0.94
01:27:10.000 What a freak, though.
01:27:11.000 Athletically, they say he's like the best athlete to come to the UFC. No, he knocked out Krokop.
01:27:15.000 Man, if he would've just got good at passing guard and mounting and taking backs.
01:27:19.000 Can you imagine that?
01:27:20.000 Kevin Roundman, if he would've got obsessed, and I've had several talks with him, say, get good at passing the guard and mounting and taking backs. 0.97
01:27:27.000 You'll be un-fucking-stoppable. 0.99
01:27:29.000 He was jacked. 0.99
01:27:30.000 He was the first guy that flatlined Krokop in pride.
01:27:33.000 From across the ring.
01:27:34.000 Super nice guy, man.
01:27:36.000 The speed and power that guy had.
01:27:38.000 He was a real nice guy.
01:27:39.000 He was fun to be around, too.
01:27:40.000 He was real jovial.
01:27:41.000 Young Mark Coleman. 0.99
01:27:42.000 So not a dick. 0.99
01:27:43.000 So not a dick. 0.98
01:27:44.000 He was never a dick. 0.98
01:27:46.000 Ever. 0.83
01:27:47.000 So cool.
01:27:48.000 He was on my podcast this week.
01:27:49.000 He was talking about being in a hotel elevator with him the day before they fought.
01:27:53.000 And he said, good luck.
01:27:56.000 And Kevin said, good luck back to him.
01:27:59.000 And Kevin said, I'll make you a deal.
01:28:01.000 If you don't kick me, I promise to keep this on the feet.
01:28:04.000 Really?
01:28:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:28:05.000 Damn, that's nuts. 1.00
01:28:07.000 And Boss broke it, like, immediately. 1.00
01:28:11.000 He said Randallman started slapping his leg. 0.94
01:28:14.000 And he felt like he was saying, like, kick me and I'll take you down.
01:28:18.000 You know, like, he was trying to figure out what it is. 0.56
01:28:20.000 So he said, and then I faked through the leg and go with the front kick to the face. 1.00
01:28:24.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:28:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:28:25.000 And then he took him down a lot. 1.00
01:28:27.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:28:30.000 He's a great guy, man. 1.00
01:28:32.000 It'd be good to get a CT scan of Randleman's brain, because we don't have a lot of knowledge on that, on MMA fighters' brains, huh?
01:28:38.000 That's a really good point.
01:28:39.000 I wonder if they were interested in doing that, because his family should.
01:28:42.000 Is it too late?
01:28:44.000 Probably.
01:28:44.000 I don't know how it works, but there's not a...
01:28:46.000 You know, MMA's so young, a lot of them don't die, and he's a legend.
01:28:49.000 He has a lot of fights, so it'd be good to get just to see what's going on with a lot of guys' brains.
01:28:53.000 I wonder if anybody's brought that up, because it's hard without being disrespectful or perceiving...
01:28:58.000 That you are disrespectful, saying something like that.
01:29:01.000 That's true.
01:29:01.000 You think that's disrespectful?
01:29:03.000 No, I definitely don't.
01:29:04.000 Oh, I'm not trying to be disrespectful at all.
01:29:05.000 I don't think you are at all.
01:29:06.000 We're in the know that we understand.
01:29:08.000 Asking that question would be hard.
01:29:12.000 Some people might have a hard time with their kid just dying.
01:29:16.000 Or their husband just dying.
01:29:18.000 Because like Junior Seau, the guy who was literally my hero growing up as a kid, shot himself in the chest.
01:29:23.000 And the reason he shot himself in the chest, he was like, you guys need to study my brain, man.
01:29:26.000 I've had so many concussions.
01:29:28.000 They just said he wasn't the same guy.
01:29:29.000 Did he kill himself? 0.76
01:29:30.000 Yeah, shot himself in the chest.
01:29:32.000 I didn't know that.
01:29:32.000 When was that?
01:29:33.000 Three, four years ago, buddy?
01:29:35.000 Junior Seau?
01:29:36.000 Favorite athlete of all time. 1.00
01:29:38.000 Fucking shit, I didn't know that. 1.00
01:29:39.000 They said from so many concussions, like, his getaway was the ocean. 1.00
01:29:43.000 Like, he would get in the ocean, he was the happiest guy ever, had a great family, lived on the beach in Oceanside, and then he said all of a sudden, something kicked in and he wasn't happy anywhere.
01:29:52.000 Anywhere.
01:29:53.000 He'd fake it everywhere.
01:29:54.000 Then he'd go home, couldn't sleep, super depressed.
01:29:58.000 Bummer, man.
01:29:58.000 But again, the NFL's been around for so long, he gave his brain, right?
01:30:03.000 And they're like, yeah, CT, like a motherfucker. 0.98
01:30:05.000 So I'm not saying Roman has anything, but he's one of the legends with all these fights, who find pride, UFC, who we can actually see what the brain looks like. 0.99
01:30:14.000 Step in the right direction.
01:30:16.000 It's a good start.
01:30:17.000 Heavy combo, fellas, sorry.
01:30:19.000 Yeah.
01:30:20.000 It's important, though.
01:30:21.000 What you're saying is important.
01:30:22.000 It's important to think about, and it probably would have been a good idea.
01:30:26.000 I mean, who knows?
01:30:27.000 We don't know.
01:30:28.000 Maybe somebody else had brought that up.
01:30:30.000 But I don't know.
01:30:31.000 I hadn't thought about it.
01:30:32.000 All I had thought about was like, wow, the guy was only like, I think he was 44. 44. You know what's crazy?
01:30:37.000 That's the first thing I thought about.
01:30:39.000 Yeah, it wasn't that old, man.
01:30:40.000 But like you said, it might be disrespectful.
01:30:42.000 Heart failure?
01:30:43.000 You had pneumonia and then, right, you had complications and we went to the hospital.
01:30:46.000 Yeah.
01:30:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:30:51.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:30:52.000 Who brought the bad news beer? 1.00
01:30:54.000 A lot of people are fucking dying, right? 0.99
01:30:56.000 It doesn't seem like... 0.99
01:30:57.000 Dude, in music, people, they're starting to drop off.
01:31:00.000 Rock stars are starting to drop off.
01:31:02.000 Really?
01:31:02.000 Yeah.
01:31:03.000 Lemmy for Motorhead, David Bowie.
01:31:04.000 You can't party that hard.
01:31:06.000 And miscellaneous guys, too, like guys that weren't that famous, like Jimmy Bane, the bass player for Dio.
01:31:10.000 They're slowly, boom.
01:31:12.000 Dude, I forgot.
01:31:12.000 It's that time.
01:31:13.000 All those years of partying in the 70s and 80s, You're starting to pay right now.
01:31:19.000 It's going to get you.
01:31:20.000 They're going to start dropping.
01:31:22.000 But it's kind of worth it, isn't it?
01:31:24.000 To live those glory years for about 15 years.
01:31:27.000 Are you kidding?
01:31:27.000 You know what's crazy?
01:31:28.000 It's all fucked up. 0.99
01:31:30.000 You know, that metal was huge in the 80s. 1.00
01:31:32.000 Hair metal and all that shit. 0.99
01:31:33.000 Guns N' Roses and Motley Crue. 1.00
01:31:35.000 And then died a horrible vanilla ice type death in the 90s and shit. 0.99
01:31:40.000 And in the 2000s. 1.00
01:31:41.000 But guess fucking what, dude? 0.98
01:31:43.000 Guess what? 0.99
01:31:44.000 It's back.
01:31:44.000 It's coming back.
01:31:45.000 It's back, motherfucker. 1.00
01:31:46.000 Clems and Roses doing... 1.00
01:31:47.000 Tours.
01:31:48.000 Selling out tours.
01:31:48.000 First of all, Motley Crue playing a couple nights at the Staples Center.
01:31:53.000 Come on, that's fucking incredible. 0.97
01:31:54.000 They couldn't do that 10 years ago. 1.00
01:31:56.000 But Kiss is still doing the damn thing too. 0.97
01:31:58.000 Kiss is beyond all that. 1.00
01:31:59.000 They've been doing that shit forever. 0.99
01:32:01.000 Yeah, Kiss is different. 1.00
01:32:02.000 That's a whole different thing.
01:32:03.000 Dude, Rolling Stones though.
01:32:05.000 No, Rolling Stones never went down.
01:32:06.000 They never went down.
01:32:07.000 I'm talking about metal. 0.99
01:32:08.000 Guns N' Roses went fucking down. 0.98
01:32:09.000 Now, they're putting together that. 0.99
01:32:11.000 Finally!
01:32:12.000 They're putting together.
01:32:13.000 You know how big that Guns N' Roses reunion tour is going to be?
01:32:17.000 It's going to finally Slash and Axl made up and they said, let's do this. 0.99
01:32:21.000 Holy shit. 0.99
01:32:23.000 That's going to be fucking neat. 1.00
01:32:24.000 All that shit's coming back. 0.99
01:32:25.000 Hopefully. 1.00
01:32:26.000 For them, for Cousin and Rose.
01:32:27.000 I've never seen you take a piss during a podcast ever.
01:32:29.000 Yeah, that's why I figured everybody's here.
01:32:31.000 Why not?
01:32:31.000 A lot of people talking.
01:32:32.000 It's a good time.
01:32:33.000 It's the diet, bro.
01:32:33.000 I could hold it.
01:32:34.000 Oh shit, here we go. 0.99
01:32:35.000 Cody and Ta King-ho. 1.00
01:32:36.000 Yeah, I could totally hold it if I wanted to.
01:32:39.000 I've never seen it.
01:32:40.000 I know how to do it.
01:32:40.000 You're like a little camel, you know?
01:32:41.000 I do have a weird bladder now.
01:32:43.000 But I think I trained it over six years of doing podcasts.
01:32:46.000 I got the bladder.
01:32:47.000 It's all stretched out.
01:32:49.000 Yeah, it must be. 1.00
01:32:50.000 It's like an old hooker's pussy. 1.00
01:32:51.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
01:32:53.000 It's just super pliable.
01:32:55.000 What's up, James?
01:32:56.000 I saw a trailer for John Travolta's new movie because this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing just made me think of it.
01:33:00.000 Yeah.
01:33:01.000 Oh, it looks so bad.
01:33:02.000 Oh, really?
01:33:03.000 He's like the Punisher, kind of. 1.00
01:33:04.000 Oh, fuck off. 1.00
01:33:05.000 It's called I Am Wrath. 1.00
01:33:06.000 Oh, no.
01:33:07.000 Bro, but do you see him?
01:33:08.000 No, no.
01:33:08.000 I heard he's awesome in the OJ show.
01:33:10.000 That's what I was going to say. 1.00
01:33:11.000 John Travolta and OJ as Shapiro is the shit. 0.99
01:33:14.000 They were playing the OJ show at the Comedy Store yesterday and everybody was raving about it. 0.99
01:33:18.000 I was like, really?
01:33:19.000 It's good, but it's like Law and Order, but nothing happens. 1.00
01:33:21.000 I heard Cuba Gooding Jr. is the shit. 1.00
01:33:24.000 Oh, see, he's my only problem. 1.00
01:33:26.000 Really?
01:33:26.000 Yeah, he's not that good.
01:33:29.000 Everyone else is the Bond.
01:33:30.000 Everyone else is spot on.
01:33:32.000 And then Cuban Union Jr. looks nothing like O.J. Well, he looks nothing like him, but I heard his acting...
01:33:39.000 Well, you kind of get a good actor, though.
01:33:40.000 And what good actor looks exactly like O.J.? None.
01:33:43.000 So you're going to take another guy and put him in prosthetics?
01:33:46.000 My boy who did...
01:33:47.000 Whoa, that would be kind of creepy, right? 0.98
01:33:48.000 That would be fucking weird. 0.99
01:33:49.000 That would be creepy as fuck. 0.99
01:33:51.000 Robert Downey Jr. did it! 0.98
01:33:52.000 Idris Elba, they couldn't get him, because he's too big in the movies.
01:33:55.000 I mean, he's James Bond now.
01:33:56.000 But someone of that ilk, who's that good, and then you give him some crazy prosthetics.
01:34:01.000 He goes blackface? 0.98
01:34:02.000 No, he's black already. 0.99
01:34:03.000 But you let him do a fucking Daniel Day-Lewis, where he just lives like that guy for a year, and he puts on the prosthetic, and like, is OJ? That would freak people the fuck out. 1.00
01:34:15.000 Bro, I'm saying, you get Robert Downey Jr. does blackface as OJ Simpson.
01:34:22.000 He's already done in Tropic Thunder, and he's so good.
01:34:24.000 He's like one of the only white guys who's ever pulled off blackface in a comedy. 0.91
01:34:29.000 What movie was funnier than Tropic Thunder?
01:34:31.000 Name one movie funnier than Tropic Thunder.
01:34:34.000 I don't think there's ever been a movie that was funnier, but that was about as funny as a movie.
01:34:40.000 Dude, come on!
01:34:41.000 Scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after.
01:34:45.000 Come on! 1.00
01:34:46.000 That was the funniest shit ever! 1.00
01:34:48.000 I'm black. 1.00
01:34:48.000 He went full retard? 1.00
01:34:50.000 Come on, that scene?
01:34:51.000 You never go full retard. 0.97
01:34:52.000 You never go full retard. 0.97
01:34:54.000 That's like one of the greatest internet memes of all time.
01:34:56.000 That may be one of the funniest scenes.
01:34:59.000 It's his best acting job of all time.
01:35:02.000 He played a black guy in...
01:35:04.000 Come on.
01:35:04.000 But a solid black guy.
01:35:06.000 It was fucking money. 1.00
01:35:08.000 God damn, that was a good movie. 1.00
01:35:09.000 How about the scene where Jack Black was tied to... 1.00
01:35:14.000 He told everyone, tie me to a fucking tree. 0.99
01:35:17.000 And don't let me talk you into letting me out. 1.00
01:35:20.000 That scene where he's offering to suck the dude's dick. 1.00
01:35:22.000 He goes, come on. 1.00
01:35:23.000 Let me swallow the gravy.
01:35:24.000 Let me swallow the gravy.
01:35:25.000 Come on.
01:35:27.000 Just bring it over here.
01:35:28.000 Swallow the gravy. 1.00
01:35:29.000 And then that gay black guy goes, I told you, man. 1.00
01:35:31.000 I'm into pussy. 1.00
01:35:34.000 I love that movie, man. 1.00
01:35:35.000 Come on! 0.61
01:35:36.000 I love it.
01:35:37.000 Al Pacino, baby! 0.99
01:35:39.000 One thing I'll never forget about that movie, the impression left on me when I'm like, okay, you hear it's good, and you go to the movies, I'm at the movie theater, I'm watching it, and in the beginning, when they blow that fucking director's head off, and you see, right there, I thought, oh, shit! 1.00
01:35:54.000 You're in some shit. 1.00
01:35:55.000 Yes! 1.00
01:35:56.000 They blew that guy's head off! 0.83
01:36:00.000 They blew his head off!
01:36:02.000 I'm like, this is going to be an amazing movie.
01:36:04.000 Dude, how good was Tom Cruise as the fat agent?
01:36:06.000 Oh my god, it was amazing.
01:36:08.000 The dancing and all that?
01:36:09.000 It was amazing.
01:36:09.000 It might be the best movie of all time.
01:36:10.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:36:11.000 It might be the best movie of all time. 0.96
01:36:13.000 You know the craziest thing about that movie is every character, I think the only movie ever, where every character was a douchebag. 0.86
01:36:20.000 Nobody was cool! 0.94
01:36:22.000 Nobody! 0.99
01:36:22.000 Everybody was a douchebag! 0.99
01:36:24.000 There was no cool people. 0.98
01:36:26.000 It was making fun of the Simple Jacks.
01:36:31.000 Can you find that scene where Jack Black is tied to a tree? 1.00
01:36:35.000 He's tied to a tree begging for a blowjob. 1.00
01:36:38.000 Simple Jack! 1.00
01:36:39.000 Simple Jack! 0.98
01:36:40.000 Dude, Ben Stiller, his character was the ultimate douchebag. 0.88
01:36:45.000 Oh, the best. 0.73
01:36:46.000 He was like the...
01:36:46.000 Oh, man.
01:36:47.000 Here's your boy.
01:36:48.000 Here's your jiu-jitsu boy. 1.00
01:36:49.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:36:51.000 Takino. 1.00
01:36:52.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:36:55.000 This is Takino, and then Hussimar Paul Harris is Tokino. 0.99
01:36:59.000 Very similar.
01:37:01.000 Yeah, what is the difference?
01:37:02.000 One is Tankino at Little Tank, I think.
01:37:08.000 And the other one is Tokino, like Twister.
01:37:11.000 I thought it was Tree Stump.
01:37:12.000 Yeah, it's a Tree Stump.
01:37:12.000 I don't know.
01:37:13.000 Okay, that's what I said.
01:37:14.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:37:16.000 Well, fuck, man. 1.00
01:37:17.000 You're just telling us. 1.00
01:37:18.000 I'm guessing.
01:37:19.000 I'm telling you, I'm guessing.
01:37:20.000 It's a pretty educated guess.
01:37:21.000 I feel better because of it.
01:37:23.000 I think Torquino.
01:37:25.000 You know what I love when they say in the corner, when they go, Tranquilo, Tranquilo.
01:37:31.000 When they're telling you to relax.
01:37:32.000 That's a Mexican. 0.99
01:37:33.000 Tranquilo.
01:37:34.000 Well, it's Portuguese, too.
01:37:36.000 Tranquilo.
01:37:36.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:37:37.000 This is going to be a good fight.
01:37:38.000 In Portuguese, it's at least a similar sounding word, because I've heard guys in Brazilian dudes' corners calling it.
01:37:43.000 You see her in her face?
01:37:44.000 She's like, I made this up.
01:37:45.000 Eddie, is he still with Mackenzie?
01:37:48.000 Is he still with Mackenzie?
01:37:49.000 Not him.
01:37:49.000 He's with Paige, right?
01:37:50.000 No, they're both not with anybody.
01:37:53.000 They're both single now.
01:37:54.000 No, I think Cody's with Paige. 1.00
01:37:56.000 They're both dick-slingers. 1.00
01:37:57.000 And Cody, who is a murderous puncher. 1.00
01:37:59.000 And a dime piece. 0.89
01:38:00.000 We don't have any idea...
01:38:03.000 How do you say it?
01:38:04.000 Taquinos?
01:38:04.000 Ooh, he's trying to swing for the fences.
01:38:05.000 I'm going to say Tank, Tank, Keenho. 0.99
01:38:08.000 Tank, Keenho. 1.00
01:38:08.000 That's my guess. 1.00
01:38:09.000 How many times has he fought MMA, eh?
01:38:10.000 Five.
01:38:10.000 He's 5-0.
01:38:11.000 5-0, but all outside the UFC? Yes.
01:38:14.000 What a tough first time.
01:38:15.000 First time.
01:38:15.000 Yeah.
01:38:16.000 And Cody's 7-0, but he doesn't have a ton of experience.
01:38:19.000 I mean, his stand-up doesn't look that bad, right?
01:38:24.000 You know what?
01:38:26.000 Cody has a ton of amateur fights.
01:38:28.000 He's winging punches from the outside.
01:38:31.000 He's going to get countered.
01:38:32.000 He's going to be super careful.
01:38:34.000 Cody's going to knock this guy out.
01:38:35.000 Oh, you never know, man.
01:38:36.000 He might just decide, okay, it's time to go on a defensive shell and hit that double.
01:38:41.000 Good luck taking Cody down.
01:38:42.000 Hard to take down for sure?
01:38:44.000 It's good. 1.00
01:38:44.000 Did he wrestle in high school and shit? 1.00
01:38:46.000 No, no, that's what I mean. 0.99
01:38:47.000 I mean the jiu-jitsu guy.
01:38:48.000 What kind of wrestling he has.
01:38:49.000 I don't know, man.
01:38:51.000 All his greatest work has been done with the gi, so I don't know how it's going to translate.
01:38:56.000 I'm not sure.
01:38:56.000 Where did Cody wrestle?
01:38:58.000 Just in high school.
01:38:59.000 But he's real good?
01:39:00.000 Really, really good.
01:39:01.000 And that Team Alpha Male, they said he sets the standard as far as intensity. 1.00
01:39:04.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00
01:39:07.000 His footwork looks great, right? 1.00
01:39:08.000 Yeah, he's definitely got some nasty power.
01:39:10.000 Oh, look at that.
01:39:10.000 He's hurt.
01:39:11.000 He's hurt.
01:39:11.000 And he has a gun in his back pocket.
01:39:13.000 What?
01:39:13.000 Is that a gun in your pants?
01:39:14.000 Dude, that's an amazing tattoo.
01:39:16.000 How do you get through that?
01:39:16.000 Through the weigh-in.
01:39:17.000 That's the hardest tramp stamp ever. 1.00
01:39:18.000 Goes right to his butthole. 1.00
01:39:20.000 Dude. 0.99
01:39:21.000 And he has wings on his stomach.
01:39:23.000 Shot through the heart. 0.92
01:39:24.000 And you're to blame.
01:39:26.000 You give love.
01:39:28.000 Dude, so no one knows if he's still with Paige?
01:39:30.000 Is that not a thing anymore?
01:39:31.000 Nah, I got it.
01:39:33.000 I'm just curious!
01:39:34.000 Oh, Cody took him down!
01:39:38.000 Let's see how much control he had.
01:39:40.000 None.
01:39:41.000 Didn't like it.
01:39:42.000 He's gonna say, stand up.
01:39:44.000 Cody should not go to the ground with this.
01:39:47.000 Hell no.
01:39:48.000 Yeah, I don't think he'd probably like that.
01:39:51.000 But meanwhile, no controls.
01:39:55.000 Hey, Jibra, what would you have liked to have seen from him in that position?
01:39:58.000 I don't know, man.
01:40:00.000 I mean, that's Tonkino.
01:40:01.000 He can do whatever he wants.
01:40:03.000 Right, but what would you like when you're seeing a guy who's trying to go for that long part time?
01:40:06.000 I think he's not going to be able to take him down, and I think he's going to lose the fight if he stays on his feet.
01:40:11.000 So if he can't take him down, and you can't...
01:40:15.000 Survive on your feet.
01:40:16.000 What else is left?
01:40:17.000 Jump to guard.
01:40:18.000 I mean, that's all you got left.
01:40:19.000 Jump to half guard.
01:40:19.000 Pull half guard from the cage.
01:40:21.000 It's been done successfully many times.
01:40:23.000 Many times.
01:40:23.000 I wish Frank Mayer would do that.
01:40:24.000 It's not some fantasy.
01:40:25.000 It works.
01:40:27.000 And if you're good on your back.
01:40:28.000 If you got sweeps.
01:40:29.000 If you got fire off your back.
01:40:31.000 He's a world champ.
01:40:31.000 Right.
01:40:32.000 But I've never really seen him on his back.
01:40:34.000 He's the destroyer on top.
01:40:36.000 He destroys people going through him on top.
01:40:38.000 I bet he's pretty good, though.
01:40:39.000 I bet his jiu-jitsu's better on his back than Cody's is on top.
01:40:42.000 His stand-up is not that bad.
01:40:45.000 He's definitely outgunned by Cody, but he's moving well. 0.98
01:40:48.000 He's getting out of the way of shit well. 0.96
01:40:50.000 He's landing some decent leg kicks. 0.98
01:40:52.000 Especially for 5-0 in the jiu-jitsu background.
01:40:54.000 His stand-up's not bad at all.
01:40:55.000 It's not that bad.
01:40:56.000 See, he's moving, he's trying to use that check hook as he's stepping back.
01:40:59.000 He's not running in a straight line with his hands down. 0.51
01:41:02.000 He's not doing anything dumb.
01:41:04.000 He's not being reckless, that's for sure.
01:41:05.000 No, he's taking his time.
01:41:06.000 He's smart.
01:41:07.000 He's very smart.
01:41:08.000 Anybody that gets that good at jiu-jitsu, man, when you're hitting that super mastery level where you're beating the best guys in the world, Well, those guys, all they have to do is just focus on the new thing, and they start picking up the new thing with the same sort of clarity that they pick up,
01:41:25.000 as long as they don't have any physical issues.
01:41:27.000 Yeah.
01:41:27.000 Especially jiu-jitsu guys, though.
01:41:28.000 They're so cerebral.
01:41:30.000 Yeah.
01:41:30.000 They're so smart.
01:41:31.000 They bring you into the octagon, I feel like.
01:41:33.000 There's a difference in the way you move, though, and the problem is that some guys who are grapplers, they never seem to figure out how to develop that explosive snap.
01:41:42.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:41:43.000 Bro, I'm talking like you were saying the world-class world champions like Jacare, Damian Maia, like those motherfuckers, when they bring that same mindset to MMA, dude, they're fucking nightmares. 0.99
01:41:53.000 Yeah, Jacare right now. 0.99
01:41:54.000 Oh, he got hurt?
01:41:55.000 Oh, look at that! 1.00
01:41:57.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
01:42:00.000 Takino got some stand-up. 1.00
01:42:01.000 It's scary to have someone with that sort of mastery even.
01:42:03.000 You got that good at something. 1.00
01:42:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00
01:42:06.000 Cody just dropped it. 1.00
01:42:08.000 Mario, stop the fight.
01:42:11.000 Go ahead and hate on that stoppage, Eddie. 1.00
01:42:13.000 Damn. 1.00
01:42:14.000 I hate that shit. 1.00
01:42:15.000 I hate that shit. 1.00
01:42:16.000 Anyone see brain trauma? 1.00
01:42:19.000 Safety!
01:42:20.000 Safety on three! 0.98
01:42:21.000 One, two, three! 0.98
01:42:22.000 Safety!
01:42:23.000 It's a fight! 1.00
01:42:24.000 He just got fucked up! 1.00
01:42:26.000 That was over, dude. 1.00
01:42:27.000 That fight was legit.
01:42:27.000 No, they couldn't let it go.
01:42:29.000 No, Eddie.
01:42:30.000 He got in the way.
01:42:31.000 Let's look at it again.
01:42:32.000 I was happy with it.
01:42:35.000 I felt like Cody scrambled his brain.
01:42:37.000 Cody would've won.
01:42:37.000 I agree.
01:42:38.000 100% Cody would've won.
01:42:40.000 You missed it?
01:42:40.000 Yeah.
01:42:41.000 I was looking at you.
01:42:42.000 We want to see a little...
01:42:43.000 Here he is.
01:42:44.000 Here we go.
01:42:44.000 We want to see violence.
01:42:45.000 He's out on his feet.
01:42:46.000 Look at this, Eddie.
01:42:47.000 Look at this.
01:42:47.000 Boom!
01:42:48.000 Bam! 0.98
01:42:49.000 Oh, right, left, and a right.
01:42:50.000 Look, he's out there.
01:42:51.000 No, he's fine there.
01:42:52.000 Not really.
01:42:53.000 Mario Yamasaki in the way.
01:42:55.000 That was terrible positioning by Mario Yamasaki.
01:42:57.000 Don't tell me that was a good stoppage.
01:42:59.000 It was a good stoppage.
01:43:00.000 Okay, it's a little suspect.
01:43:01.000 Look, he's rough there.
01:43:02.000 Look at that!
01:43:03.000 He's in his way!
01:43:04.000 And then what?
01:43:06.000 I don't know what's going on there.
01:43:07.000 Now I'm agreeing with Eddie.
01:43:10.000 First of all, the positioning by Mario Yamasaki was terrible.
01:43:13.000 You're not supposed to do that.
01:43:15.000 You're not supposed to step in between unless you're stopping the fight.
01:43:17.000 So he stepped in between, then he stepped out.
01:43:20.000 Like, he got in between the action, and then he let the action go on.
01:43:24.000 I don't think you're ever really supposed to do that.
01:43:26.000 That was a moment of indecision, or he wanted to get a better look at him, and that was the only way he could do it.
01:43:31.000 But it's a mistake to go between the two fighters, because, at least in my opinion, it makes the fighters think that the fight stops, so a guy backs off, where he could have landed shots in that To really end it?
01:43:42.000 If Mario hadn't been in his way.
01:43:43.000 I agree.
01:43:44.000 100%.
01:43:44.000 I mean, he drops him.
01:43:45.000 He's hurt.
01:43:46.000 He's on top of him.
01:43:47.000 Those couple seconds sometimes is all you need to get enough clarity to grab a leg or to try to scramble back up to your feet or to clench.
01:43:54.000 So that second or so where Mario walks in front of him, that interfered. 0.98
01:43:59.000 Mario really fucked up, right? 0.93
01:44:01.000 You didn't hear what he just said? 0.99
01:44:03.000 No, I heard what he said. 1.00
01:44:04.000 No, Mario fucked up. 0.99
01:44:06.000 Whether Mario jumped in or not, Cody's winning that fight right there. 0.99
01:44:10.000 Whether he got more head trauma or not, that fight was over.
01:44:12.000 But do you understand that the fans want definitive closure? 0.99
01:44:17.000 Yes, and I do not give a fuck. 0.98
01:44:19.000 You don't care about the fans? 0.99
01:44:20.000 No, not when it comes to that guy's safety.
01:44:22.000 His first fight in the UFC, he was out on his feet.
01:44:25.000 Okay, it's all about safety.
01:44:27.000 I get it.
01:44:28.000 Speaking of head trauma...
01:44:29.000 I think Eddie's being passive-aggressive.
01:44:31.000 No, you know what?
01:44:32.000 I get it. 1.00
01:44:33.000 Mario fucked us. 1.00
01:44:35.000 Mario's the real loser here. 1.00
01:44:36.000 He really fucked us. 1.00
01:44:37.000 Oh, how dare you. 1.00
01:44:38.000 Well, no, I'm saying if there's a loser in the fight, it's Mario.
01:44:40.000 Mario, if you're out there.
01:44:40.000 No, Mario, I love you the heart.
01:44:42.000 By the way, Brendan, you know I love you. 0.98
01:44:43.000 I'm not trying to talk shit. 0.96
01:44:44.000 I know, brother. 0.99
01:44:45.000 This is just like...
01:44:45.000 What?
01:44:46.000 Don't ever apologize on a fight campaign.
01:44:51.000 Your opinion is super valid.
01:44:53.000 Hell yeah.
01:44:54.000 We gotta argue.
01:44:55.000 I love to argue.
01:44:56.000 As long as we're clear with that.
01:44:57.000 Eddie's always been of the mind that you should let guys take a few more hits on the ground rather than a few less.
01:45:05.000 That's the majority.
01:45:06.000 And I'm saying I've been in there.
01:45:08.000 It's arguable.
01:45:08.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:45:09.000 With the head trauma and I see how it affects friends.
01:45:11.000 And I'm just like, man, I wish you'd stop it a little earlier.
01:45:14.000 Right.
01:45:14.000 Because the odds are homeboy's not going to win that fight.
01:45:17.000 So might as well stop the fight another day.
01:45:19.000 Yeah, but you don't know that.
01:45:20.000 Frankie Edgar.
01:45:22.000 There have been plenty of fights.
01:45:22.000 Exactly.
01:45:23.000 There have been plenty of fights.
01:45:24.000 I love the exceptions, though.
01:45:25.000 That's the exception.
01:45:26.000 I'm talking about in general.
01:45:27.000 There would be more of those exceptions if there would have been more referees letting it go.
01:45:31.000 Like, how about Weidman?
01:45:32.000 Maybe Weidman's not the same.
01:45:34.000 Or Junior Dos Santos.
01:45:34.000 Maybe he's not the same.
01:45:35.000 Weidman fight without a doubt should have been stopped at the end of the fight.
01:45:38.000 You need to start a fund.
01:45:40.000 Some kind of fund.
01:45:41.000 You don't think the Weidman fight should have been stopped at the end of the third?
01:45:44.000 You know what?
01:45:45.000 I would be lying if I said I didn't like the violence. 0.99
01:45:48.000 I like dudes getting fucking smashed. 0.99
01:45:51.000 That's the majority. 0.99
01:45:52.000 People enjoy that.
01:45:53.000 Because that's what they pay to watch.
01:45:55.000 I like that.
01:45:55.000 From my point of view as the ex-fighter, it's like, dude, let him fight another day.
01:45:59.000 He has a long career, man.
01:46:00.000 Let's just stop it.
01:46:02.000 You're going to get way more fights out of him. 1.00
01:46:03.000 That's why it's so glorious when Chuck After he wins, he's like a fucking viking. 1.00
01:46:09.000 It's like, that's why? 0.99
01:46:10.000 Because it's so dangerous.
01:46:11.000 You could get shut off, but I didn't get shut off.
01:46:13.000 You got shut off.
01:46:14.000 I know, that's great. 1.00
01:46:15.000 And then in 20 years, you see these boys and they're drooling and they don't know where the fuck they're at. 0.99
01:46:21.000 You know what they knew? 0.99
01:46:22.000 They know the risk.
01:46:23.000 Alright?
01:46:24.000 I know, but we can prevent some of it, is all I'm saying.
01:46:26.000 Start a prevention fund.
01:46:29.000 Come on, start a prevention fund.
01:46:30.000 I like both of your attitudes about this.
01:46:32.000 You know what my attitude right now is?
01:46:34.000 I hope that science hits some point where medical science will figure out some way to just revive the brain.
01:46:41.000 That'd be so dope. 0.99
01:46:42.000 I mean, why can't they?
01:46:42.000 If they could do all this different stuff to make your muscle tissue repair, and they can fix all kinds of stuff.
01:46:48.000 Like, who knows what they could do with, like, maybe one day they're going to be able to shoot stem cells into your brain.
01:46:53.000 That's the ticket.
01:46:54.000 If you do that, we're all...
01:46:56.000 Hell yeah, let's go out on...
01:46:57.000 Do you imagine?
01:46:57.000 You got a bunch of Leonard Garcias now.
01:46:59.000 Fuck this noise. 1.00
01:47:00.000 Meanwhile, what are the side effects? 1.00
01:47:01.000 It would be just like...
01:47:02.000 Imagine the side effects. 0.99
01:47:04.000 Fucking nightmares every night. 0.99
01:47:05.000 I'll take it. 1.00
01:47:06.000 I'll take it.
01:47:07.000 Every night, would you take it?
01:47:09.000 Maybe it's awesome.
01:47:09.000 Maybe it's going to be like steroids for the brain.
01:47:11.000 That'd be so sick.
01:47:12.000 Maybe we're going to get like...
01:47:12.000 You know how you see bodybuilders?
01:47:13.000 They're fucking ridiculously oversized. 1.00
01:47:15.000 You're going to get people with giant Mars attacks brains. 0.99
01:47:18.000 Like Peaky and the brains?
01:47:19.000 Mars attacks.
01:47:20.000 That's a great reference. 1.00
01:47:21.000 They're just going to run the stock market and shit. 1.00
01:47:24.000 They're just going to continue to run the world. 1.00
01:47:29.000 And everybody's going to say, there's fucking juicers out there running the world. 1.00
01:47:33.000 We're going to get mad that people are brain juicing. 1.00
01:47:35.000 The problem is, it's the elite.
01:47:40.000 That's such a great reference.
01:47:42.000 Martin's attacking forever.
01:47:45.000 Another classic movie, son.
01:47:47.000 We did a great job in science. 1.00
01:47:49.000 All sorts of science and haters be going like, motherfucker brain juice. 0.99
01:47:52.000 Yeah, he's juicy. 1.00
01:47:54.000 He's super smart. 1.00
01:47:55.000 Yeah, he read your mind, bitch, because he's on steroids. 1.00
01:47:59.000 Try reading minds without steroids. 1.00
01:48:02.000 I don't care.
01:48:03.000 He read my mind. 0.99
01:48:03.000 He made me cum. 0.99
01:48:07.000 He's cheating! 0.97
01:48:08.000 You know, that's like when you see a giant bodybuilder do, that's the first thing that every guy says.
01:48:13.000 Boy, he under-committed to that kick.
01:48:16.000 He backed off that kick.
01:48:17.000 Yeah, he didn't commit.
01:48:18.000 And Cody caught him with a beautiful counter.
01:48:20.000 Imagine Jeopardy, where they test for steroids.
01:48:23.000 Ping, ping, ping.
01:48:29.000 That was a big fuck-up by Mario. 0.99
01:48:33.000 That's a big fuck-up right there. 0.99
01:48:35.000 I mean look, I don't want to do that job. 0.98
01:48:38.000 That's a way harder job than doing commentary.
01:48:42.000 My job doing commentary is the easiest one out of all the jobs in the UFC. Slightly harder than Ariane's job.
01:48:50.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:48:52.000 It's slightly harder than Arianna's job. 1.00
01:48:53.000 Until someday you go away and they have to replace you.
01:48:55.000 Everyone's like, God, who's the last?
01:48:56.000 Who's the last?
01:48:57.000 Brian Stan's doing it.
01:48:59.000 We're here.
01:48:59.000 We're here in Woodland Hills partying it up.
01:49:03.000 And more people are listening to you talk about Mars Attacks than Brian Stan break down the fights.
01:49:08.000 Just the way it is. 1.00
01:49:09.000 Motherfucker brain juicing. 1.00
01:49:10.000 Dude. 1.00
01:49:11.000 Ain't that reference of the night?
01:49:13.000 Nobody can be that smart, okay? 1.00
01:49:15.000 Bullshit! 1.00
01:49:16.000 Is he brain juicing? 1.00
01:49:17.000 Dude, he's talking about physics and shit. 1.00
01:49:19.000 Come on. 1.00
01:49:20.000 He's juicing.
01:49:21.000 He's gotta be juicing. 0.99
01:49:22.000 He's got to have his skull removed.
01:49:23.000 They put his brain to fish tank. 1.00
01:49:25.000 He's a fucking juicer. 1.00
01:49:26.000 He knows about physics. 1.00
01:49:27.000 He got popped twice.
01:49:28.000 He can cook.
01:49:29.000 He got popped twice on pop quizzes.
01:49:33.000 He's got like 10 degrees.
01:49:35.000 What's the host of Jeopardy?
01:49:37.000 What's that guy's name?
01:49:38.000 Alex Trebek.
01:49:38.000 Alex Trebek.
01:49:40.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:49:41.000 He's going to be like Dana White doing press conferences and shit. 0.98
01:49:43.000 We got the most stringent tests of all game shows. 0.99
01:49:47.000 That's hilarious.
01:49:49.000 That's going to be dudes way smarter than Einstein.
01:49:52.000 If you think about that, man, that's going to happen for sure.
01:49:56.000 Brain juice.
01:49:57.000 They already have things like Modafinil, which they've outlawed in the Olympics.
01:50:01.000 You can't have that in the Olympics anymore.
01:50:03.000 And that started out as a smart drug.
01:50:05.000 That was a drug that they created.
01:50:07.000 They had to say that they made it for people who had narcolepsy.
01:50:10.000 It made me angry.
01:50:11.000 They originally didn't...
01:50:13.000 Modafinil makes you angry?
01:50:16.000 Really?
01:50:16.000 Yeah, I took it for an extended period of time.
01:50:18.000 Because you're so smart and you get angry at how dumb people are. 1.00
01:50:21.000 How stupid everyone is. 1.00
01:50:22.000 Here's a funny thing out of you like this. 1.00
01:50:24.000 They came up with it just for performance enhancing reasons.
01:50:27.000 It was created for that.
01:50:28.000 But then because it's a prescription drug, they had to have a reason to prescribe it, like an illness.
01:50:33.000 That's how drugs are set up. 0.97
01:50:35.000 You can't say, hey, you need a prescription to be more awesome.
01:50:38.000 I'm going to take awesome pills.
01:50:59.000 No, you have to have something wrong with you.
01:51:01.000 Silicone?
01:51:02.000 How do they say it?
01:51:02.000 Silicone.
01:51:03.000 Wait a minute.
01:51:03.000 There's already brain juice?
01:51:05.000 Listen, these guys that are running these tech companies, they're all taking modafinil.
01:51:09.000 It is the drug of silicone valve.
01:51:11.000 Is this the limitless pill you're talking about?
01:51:12.000 This is real?
01:51:13.000 Where do I get it?
01:51:14.000 Yes, modafinil.
01:51:15.000 I'll get you a prescription.
01:51:18.000 This is real?
01:51:19.000 It's New Vigil.
01:51:20.000 Have you heard about this, Jamie?
01:51:21.000 Pro Vigil or New Vigil?
01:51:21.000 Are you on it?
01:51:22.000 I have it.
01:51:23.000 I have a prescription for it.
01:51:23.000 I want it.
01:51:24.000 I'll give you some. 0.99
01:51:25.000 No wonder you're so fucking smart. 1.00
01:51:26.000 I knew it was bullshit! 1.00
01:51:27.000 Pretty sure I just witnessed a crime. 1.00
01:51:28.000 What it does...
01:51:29.000 No, I'm going to get it in my prescription.
01:51:31.000 What it does is...
01:51:32.000 Cheater.
01:51:33.000 I very rarely take it.
01:51:35.000 This is when I take it.
01:51:36.000 I'll take it if I know I'm tired and I've got to drive or if I've got to do something and I really want to be sharp or if I don't feel.
01:51:42.000 But I don't take it before podcasts anymore.
01:51:45.000 I've taken it before like four or five podcasts ever.
01:51:48.000 That would be the time to take it.
01:51:49.000 Yeah, no, not necessarily.
01:51:50.000 Because sometimes you want a conversation to be as...
01:51:55.000 You don't want it to be too ramped up.
01:51:58.000 You gotta know when to be casual.
01:52:02.000 You wanna be able to be casual effortlessly, as well as be amped up.
01:52:07.000 See, I think Modafinil is really good if I want to be amped up, but I don't necessarily think it would be good if I wanted to be casual.
01:52:13.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.98
01:52:14.000 You take it like Viagra on the first date, you're like, I'm gonna fucking... 1.00
01:52:18.000 Dazzle this bitch with science. 1.00
01:52:20.000 You start talking about some shit you don't know nothing about. 1.00
01:52:25.000 This shit's just coming to me. 1.00
01:52:27.000 I don't know what it is. 1.00
01:52:28.000 You're like breaking down fucking molecules and shit. 1.00
01:52:30.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:52:32.000 It doesn't work anymore because all she has to do is go into her phone.
01:52:35.000 I just Googled what you said and it's nonsense.
01:52:37.000 What?
01:52:38.000 It's the closest thing to Limitless.
01:52:40.000 What does that sound?
01:52:41.000 You googled what?
01:52:42.000 You're the one that's talking about it?
01:52:45.000 What are you talking about?
01:52:45.000 It's the closest thing to Limitless pills, right?
01:52:47.000 I thought I kept hearing noises this whole fucking time you guys been talking about it. 0.99
01:52:50.000 Yeah, I thought I heard some shit too. 0.99
01:52:51.000 What was going on over there, Jamie? 1.00
01:52:52.000 Were you fucking with it? 0.99
01:52:53.000 I was like, wait a second. 1.00
01:52:54.000 Acid beer.
01:52:55.000 Can you imagine if they put acid in beer?
01:52:57.000 Oh, Jamie was playing the Mars Attacks thing. 1.00
01:53:00.000 You should have Tropic Thunder on that bitch, not fucking Mars Attacks. 1.00
01:53:07.000 Mars Attacks is like top 200 maybe. 1.00
01:53:09.000 So don't sleep on Mars Attacks.
01:53:10.000 Is Mars Attacks good?
01:53:13.000 I never saw it.
01:53:14.000 Jack Nicholson? 0.99
01:53:15.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.99
01:53:16.000 Mars Attacks? 0.99
01:53:17.000 Hilarious.
01:53:18.000 It's hilarious.
01:53:19.000 It still holds up.
01:53:20.000 I watched it a year ago.
01:53:21.000 It's funny.
01:53:21.000 Dude, I just watched probably six months ago.
01:53:23.000 It's really funny.
01:53:24.000 It's Tim Burton.
01:53:26.000 Yeah, it's a classic.
01:53:27.000 Yeah, it's a classic.
01:53:28.000 Alright, alright.
01:53:28.000 I'm skeptical.
01:53:29.000 No, you know, I don't dare you.
01:53:31.000 Dude, when you tell me to watch something, I watch it.
01:53:33.000 Game of Thrones.
01:53:35.000 Alright.
01:53:35.000 I resisted Game of Thrones for years!
01:53:38.000 I've never seen it. 1.00
01:53:38.000 He said, bro, just fucking watch it. 1.00
01:53:40.000 Do you like it? 1.00
01:53:41.000 Of course.
01:53:42.000 Who doesn't like Game of Thrones?
01:53:42.000 I've never seen it.
01:53:43.000 If you don't like Game of Thrones, they should arrest you.
01:53:45.000 Natasha Leggero doesn't like it.
01:53:47.000 Hold up.
01:53:47.000 Is there dragons in it?
01:53:49.000 Yes.
01:53:50.000 I'm not going to watch it.
01:53:51.000 You don't believe in dragons?
01:53:53.000 You don't believe in dragons!
01:53:54.000 You don't believe in dragons!
01:53:55.000 Eddie, I'm 32 years old.
01:53:57.000 He's a father.
01:53:59.000 He's a father.
01:53:59.000 I'm a grown man.
01:54:00.000 I can't even get in a conversation with someone that doesn't believe in dragons.
01:54:04.000 You know what I mean?
01:54:07.000 Come on! 0.61
01:54:08.000 Listen here, Santa Claus. 1.00
01:54:09.000 Time to fucking grow up, Peter Pan. 1.00
01:54:11.000 Hey, Santa Claus, that's another story. 1.00
01:54:13.000 There's not enough evidence for Santa Claus.
01:54:15.000 You don't believe in dragons?
01:54:17.000 Have you seen Vikings?
01:54:18.000 Speaking of...
01:54:19.000 It's supposed to be factual.
01:54:20.000 No.
01:54:20.000 Is that bad?
01:54:21.000 No, it's fucking awesome. 0.97
01:54:22.000 The show? 0.99
01:54:23.000 Yeah, Vikings is bad.
01:54:24.000 It's all about Ragnar, Lothbrok.
01:54:26.000 Is it based on reality?
01:54:28.000 Yes, it's based on reality and it's Vikings. 1.00
01:54:30.000 Vikings just fucking ruin everything. 1.00
01:54:32.000 It's awesome. 1.00
01:54:32.000 They just... 1.00
01:54:33.000 They were horrible.
01:54:33.000 Were they the first terrorists?
01:54:34.000 That's what I heard. 1.00
01:54:35.000 Fuck yeah, they were. 1.00
01:54:36.000 Well, they were conquerors. 1.00
01:54:37.000 There was a bad time when someone...
01:54:39.000 It wasn't like... 0.98
01:54:40.000 You know, but a few hundred years ago, where a ship showed up at your shore, you got a real fucking problem. 1.00
01:54:46.000 Yeah, they're gonna fuck your girl bad. 1.00
01:54:47.000 Oh, they're fucking everybody. 1.00
01:54:48.000 They're killing everybody. 1.00
01:54:49.000 You better have catapults with fucking balls of fire ready to go. 1.00
01:54:52.000 Yeah, there's no technology drones. 1.00
01:54:54.000 You're gonna have to battle that shit with your hands. 0.99
01:54:55.000 Can you imagine living back then? 1.00
01:54:57.000 You would get nothing done. 1.00
01:54:58.000 How about those motherfuckers that were on the front line? 1.00
01:55:00.000 Because all you're doing is like shaping swords, getting ready for the invasion. 1.00
01:55:03.000 And fucking. 1.00
01:55:03.000 Every brave heart beat. 1.00
01:55:04.000 And killing battle is the same.
01:55:04.000 Making arrows.
01:55:06.000 Trying not to die.
01:55:07.000 Trying to live past 25. Dude, come on.
01:55:10.000 When there's a rugby team of a thousand people here, a thousand people there, and they just rush each other, how the fuck do you... 0.96
01:55:19.000 The only way you can convince a guy to do that is you gotta make sure he believes in Jesus, and you gotta make sure he believes in God, because you're doing it for God. 0.99
01:55:27.000 I was too sure about that shit. 0.99
01:55:28.000 But that was Odin back then. 1.00
01:55:30.000 Whatever.
01:55:31.000 Whatever it is. 1.00
01:55:31.000 If they didn't believe in that shit... 1.00
01:55:33.000 Bro, that's like the suicide bombers now. 1.00
01:55:35.000 The only reason they can convince them is because they think they're going to heaven.
01:55:37.000 How about that bit you had, man? 1.00
01:55:38.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:55:40.000 How about, I don't even know how it goes, but it was something about, what if the guys that got sent over here to blow up America just started partying at the skybox? 0.99
01:55:50.000 And then they get angry phone calls and they go, Allah, why are you still alive?
01:55:55.000 And I'm like, oh!
01:55:57.000 Do you remember that one?
01:55:58.000 Yeah, that was from Shiny Happy Jihad. 0.95
01:56:00.000 Why are you still alive?
01:56:01.000 Because you're supposed to blow yourself a week. 0.99
01:56:03.000 You're supposed to blow yourself up a week ago.
01:56:06.000 No, no.
01:56:07.000 They were on to us.
01:56:08.000 We had to hide out.
01:56:09.000 And they're partying at the sky bar with their Mercedes.
01:56:12.000 Ish, ish, ish, ish, ish.
01:56:14.000 Because why are you still alive? 1.00
01:56:17.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
01:56:18.000 That's the greatest line ever. 1.00
01:56:20.000 Why are you still alive?
01:56:21.000 They get angry phone calls.
01:56:23.000 That's so funny. 1.00
01:56:27.000 That would be a great animated little series about some dudes that came over to the States that were supposed to blow themselves up, but they just started partying, and they said, fuck that shit. 1.00
01:56:36.000 They realize it's awesome here. 1.00
01:56:38.000 You're never going to see a suicide bomber from Beverly Hills. 1.00
01:56:42.000 They have to come from somewhere that sucks. 1.00
01:56:44.000 The idea of death. 1.00
01:56:45.000 It's more appealing than staying alive.
01:56:47.000 You can't send them to Newport Coast and think they're going to kill people. 1.00
01:56:51.000 The guys that are organizing this shit in the Middle East, they got to make sure they send them to Minnesota or some shit. 1.00
01:56:56.000 They can't send them on a one-way ticket to LA. It never works. 0.99
01:56:59.000 They realize that doesn't work. 1.00
01:57:01.000 They can't fuck with LA. They got to send them to Illinois or some shit like that. 1.00
01:57:05.000 Minnesota. 0.96
01:57:06.000 Yeah.
01:57:07.000 Minnesota.
01:57:08.000 Wyoming.
01:57:09.000 Yeah.
01:57:09.000 Oh, they'll go through with the plans.
01:57:11.000 They're like, okay, let's do it. 0.99
01:57:12.000 After like a week, they go, let's fucking do it. 1.00
01:57:15.000 Fuck these people. 1.00
01:57:16.000 We do it for our... 1.00
01:57:17.000 Yeah, you send them to Miami.
01:57:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:57:19.000 Remember, there's no seven Remember, there's got to be some guy convincing dudes in the Middle East that are looking for the dumbest motherfuckers to hypnotize. 1.00
01:57:30.000 There's got to be some guy looking to convince them to blow themselves up. 1.00
01:57:35.000 You've got to throw pussy at them, right? 1.00
01:57:36.000 Remember, 72 virgins. 1.00
01:57:37.000 Well, their IQ levels are lower than everyone else's.
01:57:41.000 Part of your bit was, how did they get to 72?
01:57:44.000 They must have offered 12 at first.
01:57:46.000 I'm like, I ain't blowing myself up. 0.98
01:57:49.000 He's going to be like, dude, I'll go through 12 bitches in one night. 1.00
01:57:52.000 I've talked to God. 0.98
01:57:53.000 He's final offer, 72. You know what?
01:58:03.000 If that was real, if you could prove that shit, if you killed yourself and you got 72 virgins for the eternity, I know dudes personally that would do that shit. 1.00
01:58:13.000 That's a good deal. 1.00
01:58:14.000 You just gotta convince them that it's real.
01:58:16.000 That's a good deal.
01:58:17.000 72. Rotate one every week.
01:58:19.000 Boom.
01:58:20.000 You could go forever.
01:58:21.000 Yeah, but what if it all burns out when they all die?
01:58:23.000 Because if you're talking about eternity, like, you might be eternal, but if they're really 72 virgins, that means they're only, like, 20, and so they've got, like, 80 years of life left if they eat vegetables and take all their vitamins.
01:58:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:58:35.000 If you're in heaven...
01:58:36.000 You're going to die, but you're going to stay alive, and there will be old ladies. 1.00
01:58:38.000 No, no, no. 1.00
01:58:39.000 So you only want to fuck them for the first 40 years. 1.00
01:58:42.000 That's not like that. 1.00
01:58:42.000 Once they get into 50 and 60, it's like charity work. 1.00
01:58:45.000 Then you're jacking out for the rest of the time.
01:58:46.000 Then it's the Twilight Zone.
01:58:47.000 They're begging you not to break their hips. 0.91
01:58:49.000 Please don't. 1.00
01:58:50.000 Zombies, fuck me. 1.00
01:58:51.000 The dealership and the guy breaks out the calculator. 1.00
01:58:53.000 He's like, well, you know, if I can give you this many, bro, I think...
01:58:58.000 The negotiations.
01:58:59.000 Imagine the negotiations for 72. They decided on 72. They knew 50 wouldn't be enough.
01:59:04.000 You're not going to get anybody for 50. And you could do it like the lottery where you take like a little bit every month.
01:59:08.000 So listen, my friend, you want to keep this rolling? 0.98
01:59:11.000 You don't want all the bitches at once. 1.00
01:59:13.000 And then they will die and grow old. 1.00
01:59:14.000 This is what you want. 0.99
01:59:15.000 You want one virgin. 1.00
01:59:16.000 You killed 100 people. 0.99
01:59:17.000 You killed 100 people in the bombing.
01:59:19.000 72 virgins, one for every 40, 50 years.
01:59:24.000 And you're good.
01:59:26.000 Can you imagine the guys that are on the fence?
01:59:29.000 They're on the fence, and then they decide no, and then something bad. 0.95
01:59:32.000 The car breaks down, and the fucking transmission falls out, and they're like, or they... 0.97
01:59:36.000 They're saying a lot of them are... 0.99
01:59:44.000 They're saying a lot of them, they're convincing their girls to do them.
01:59:46.000 They're forcing girls to do it now. 1.00
01:59:47.000 They talked them into it.
01:59:49.000 That was part of my bit. 1.00
01:59:50.000 How are you going to fuck? 1.00
01:59:50.000 What was that? 1.00
01:59:51.000 That was part of my bit.
01:59:52.000 I was like, you're never going to see female suicide bombers. 0.65
01:59:55.000 Now you are. 1.00
01:59:56.000 Because dick is just not worth that much. 1.00
01:59:58.000 It's worth like that flyer. 1.00
01:59:59.000 Dick is way too accessible. 0.96
02:00:01.000 A lot of them are slaves and they turn them into the suicide bombers. 0.98
02:00:04.000 Take me a downer. 1.00
02:00:05.000 You said on your bit, dick is worth like that flyer you find after you leave a club and there's a flyer. 1.00
02:00:11.000 Dick is worth... 1.00
02:00:12.000 That much. 1.00
02:00:16.000 Dude, you had some fucking great suicide bomber shit. 1.00
02:00:19.000 That was when I was obsessed. 1.00
02:00:22.000 I was obsessed with suicide bombers.
02:00:25.000 That was right after 9-11.
02:00:26.000 Yeah, from 9-11 to...
02:00:27.000 That was like 2001 to 2005 material.
02:00:30.000 That's when I put that on Shiny Happy Jihad. 0.99
02:00:32.000 Oh man, that could have easily been like some fucking animated series about these guys that got talked into blowing themselves up. 0.54
02:00:39.000 I forgot about a lot of my bits, man. 0.97
02:00:41.000 72 Virgins.
02:00:42.000 That's all you gotta discuss.
02:00:43.000 72 Virgins.
02:00:44.000 I forgot about the Sky Bar.
02:00:45.000 We had talked about doing that.
02:00:47.000 We had talked about making a bit out of that.
02:00:48.000 Like a thing out of that.
02:00:50.000 But you decide, you're like, you know what? 1.00
02:00:52.000 I don't need no crazy motherfuckers coming after me. 1.00
02:00:54.000 That was disgust. 1.00
02:00:55.000 While we were on the man show, that was actually disgust.
02:00:59.000 17 Kennedy's number.
02:01:01.000 I think it's time now.
02:01:03.000 15 years later.
02:01:05.000 Move him into the house?
02:01:08.000 Juan Connero, very good jiu-jitsu.
02:01:11.000 Very good jiu-jitsu.
02:01:12.000 Very strong. 0.99
02:01:14.000 Do you remember when Brunson took down fucking your boy? 0.99
02:01:16.000 Yeah, he did. 0.99
02:01:17.000 Multiple times.
02:01:18.000 And he head-kicked him, too.
02:01:19.000 Remember that?
02:01:19.000 Romero, yeah.
02:01:20.000 He hit Yoel Romero with that switch kick off the left leg.
02:01:23.000 Kept taking him down.
02:01:24.000 He's a stud.
02:01:24.000 He's a stud.
02:01:25.000 Derek Brunson is a stud.
02:01:26.000 He just needs like a breakout fight.
02:01:27.000 Yep, he's getting better every time.
02:01:29.000 But he's like knocking on the door of potential, you know?
02:01:33.000 Look at that.
02:01:33.000 Greg Jackson in his Kona...
02:01:37.000 I'd love to figure out how Greg's going to do the...
02:01:39.000 Has anybody been watching Paul Daly in Bellator?
02:01:44.000 How's he been looking?
02:01:44.000 He just knocked out a dude.
02:01:46.000 He mocks out everybody.
02:01:47.000 Just with that left hook. 0.97
02:01:48.000 He just finished a cat. 0.99
02:01:49.000 His left hand is retarded strong. 0.98
02:01:52.000 He was fun to watch, right? 0.97
02:01:53.000 Oh, man.
02:01:53.000 I was so bummed out when he got kicked out.
02:01:55.000 The whole thing was...
02:01:57.000 So unnecessary, man. 1.00
02:01:58.000 I don't know what horrible, nasty shit Koscheck was saying to him. 1.00
02:02:03.000 Josh is a dick. 1.00
02:02:04.000 He probably deserved it, but you shouldn't do that stuff, man. 1.00
02:02:06.000 I mean, what was he saying?
02:02:08.000 You definitely should never, ever, ever do that.
02:02:13.000 But man, and he didn't land the punch.
02:02:15.000 He should have apologized.
02:02:18.000 You know, it's like if cooler heads prevailed, if I was his friend, man, I would have pulled him aside and I would have said, Liz, make a public apology. 1.00
02:02:25.000 You lost your fucking Yeah, PR like a motherfucker. 1.00
02:02:27.000 Kudos to Josh Koscheck because he got inside my head so hard. 1.00
02:02:31.000 I got completely out of character.
02:02:32.000 I'm embarrassed.
02:02:33.000 I'm ashamed.
02:02:33.000 That's not me.
02:02:33.000 It'll never happen again.
02:02:35.000 I agree.
02:02:35.000 I'm so sorry.
02:02:36.000 I disrespect the sport.
02:02:37.000 I fully expect you to be fined and suspended for a period of time, but I will make reparations and I'm very disappointed in myself.
02:02:44.000 Go talk to kids, do whatever you have to.
02:02:45.000 And then they would have all been under the water right now and he would have had some insane fights with Condit, insane fights with Lawler, insane fights with so many guys.
02:02:53.000 We were robbed of some insane fights from Paul Daly.
02:02:56.000 He is one of the best 170-pound strikers on planet Earth in MMA. I'm so excited.
02:03:00.000 In MMA, his fucking left hook is over. 0.99
02:03:03.000 His left hand. 1.00
02:03:03.000 His left hook is a piston. 1.00
02:03:05.000 He's one of the best in MMA. I love when he fights still.
02:03:07.000 How about when he fights Scott Smith?
02:03:08.000 So exciting.
02:03:09.000 Oh! 0.60
02:03:10.000 Jesus Christ!
02:03:11.000 Remember when he fought Dwayne?
02:03:12.000 Yes!
02:03:13.000 Our brother Dwayne?
02:03:14.000 Dude!
02:03:15.000 Dude!
02:03:16.000 He's terrifying!
02:03:17.000 Mark Campman!
02:03:19.000 Look at Roan throwing down now! 1.00
02:03:22.000 Holy shit! 1.00
02:03:24.000 He's stuck with it! 0.99
02:03:26.000 Well, he's American Top Team.
02:03:27.000 He's their head jiu-jitsu coach.
02:03:29.000 A lot of those guys retired, you know what I mean?
02:03:31.000 He's stuck with it.
02:03:33.000 A lot of experience.
02:03:34.000 It takes so long to get good at striking.
02:03:36.000 Oh, look at this.
02:03:37.000 He gets you down, you're gonna be in trouble.
02:03:38.000 Yeah, but you've got to get Derrick Brunson down.
02:03:41.000 Derrick Brunson, look at that takedown defense. 0.99
02:03:43.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
02:03:43.000 Derrick's got a nasty left kick, too. 0.99
02:03:45.000 He throws it from southpaw, or he can throw it real good off the switch.
02:03:49.000 I'm pretty sure he hit Romero with it off the switch, but he didn't do it from anywhere.
02:03:53.000 Oh, big shot from Brunson.
02:03:55.000 Oh, what's going to happen here?
02:03:56.000 I felt like he wanted to go down there. 1.00
02:03:58.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
02:03:58.000 I felt like he might have, but he's got a good roll. 0.99
02:04:00.000 Oh, he's getting teed off. 1.00
02:04:02.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:04:03.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
02:04:04.000 I don't know, man.
02:04:06.000 What do you have to do to be defensive here?
02:04:11.000 You've got to push him away.
02:04:13.000 You've got to push him away.
02:04:14.000 You've got to push him away.
02:04:15.000 It's hard to do anything against that.
02:04:16.000 How do you get the referee to not stop it?
02:04:18.000 You've got to see that he's limp.
02:04:19.000 He's not limp.
02:04:20.000 They tell you that.
02:04:21.000 How about Cowboy and Dos Anjos?
02:04:23.000 He never went limp there either.
02:04:24.000 He's fine.
02:04:25.000 He didn't move.
02:04:26.000 That was a bad call.
02:04:27.000 He didn't move, Joe.
02:04:28.000 But he couldn't move.
02:04:29.000 He could have moved.
02:04:30.000 He could have rolled to guard.
02:04:33.000 Oh, it's over now.
02:04:34.000 Good point.
02:04:34.000 Alright, that's it.
02:04:35.000 It's over now.
02:04:36.000 I wonder how many punches he just threw.
02:04:38.000 It's hard to do anything against that fence. 1.00
02:04:41.000 No matter what guard you're playing against the fence, it's fucking... 0.99
02:04:44.000 You gotta get off the fence. 1.00
02:04:46.000 You gotta get off the fence.
02:04:47.000 No guard works against the fence.
02:04:49.000 You have to work.
02:04:50.000 If you're not working, you're gonna stop it.
02:04:51.000 Derrick Brunson...
02:04:52.000 Brunson's a mother...
02:04:52.000 He needs a breakout fight.
02:04:54.000 That ain't it.
02:04:54.000 He needs a big-name breakout fight.
02:04:56.000 Well, that was a step towards a breakout fight for sure.
02:04:58.000 I agree.
02:04:59.000 Somebody top ten.
02:05:00.000 That's the best Ron Carnaro, you know, at this point.
02:05:02.000 His striking never looked better.
02:05:04.000 I mean, his footwork. 1.00
02:05:04.000 Damn. 1.00
02:05:05.000 Derrick Brunson's legit. 1.00
02:05:06.000 Oh, yeah.
02:05:07.000 He's for real. 1.00
02:05:08.000 He's a bitch to beat. 1.00
02:05:08.000 And he's getting better and better all the time. 1.00
02:05:10.000 What if he fell on his head?
02:05:11.000 And broke his neck and died. 0.72
02:05:13.000 And then that was it.
02:05:14.000 Then they gave Ron the win.
02:05:16.000 They gave Ron the win.
02:05:17.000 I just had all these flashes.
02:05:18.000 It's an asterisk.
02:05:19.000 Did you ever see Paul Williams fight in boxing?
02:05:22.000 Oh, my God.
02:05:23.000 Yeah.
02:05:23.000 Great fighter.
02:05:24.000 You know, lost that crazy knockout to Sergio Martinez.
02:05:27.000 He got hit with that left hand from hell.
02:05:28.000 Right here, you've got to put feet on the hips and push them away. 1.00
02:05:30.000 People forget Paul Williams before that fight was like the shit. 0.99
02:05:33.000 He did that a little bit. 0.99
02:05:34.000 Yeah, Paul Williams was awesome, but what I was going to say is a motorcycle accident.
02:05:38.000 He got hit by a car.
02:05:40.000 Some guy going through an intersection or something like that nailed him.
02:05:42.000 I mean, that's some serious...
02:05:44.000 He's paralyzed, right?
02:05:45.000 Yeah, paralyzed from the waist down.
02:05:46.000 He went flying through the air, apparently. 1.00
02:05:51.000 Damn. 1.00
02:05:52.000 Powerful Derek Brunsford. 1.00
02:05:54.000 Dun, dun, dun, dun.
02:05:55.000 Oh, we got Cowboy next.
02:05:57.000 Very impressive.
02:05:58.000 Here we go.
02:05:59.000 If you think about Bellator now, think about that.
02:06:02.000 You got Benson over there.
02:06:03.000 He's fighting 170. And Benson's got a good fight against that Russian cat. 0.98
02:06:08.000 Dude.
02:06:08.000 Who's that Russian caddy's fighting?
02:06:09.000 I can't even entertain this Bellator talk after what I saw the other day.
02:06:13.000 What's happening with Yoel?
02:06:14.000 Yeah, but it's just the vast two fights, man. 0.99
02:06:17.000 Oh, Yoel Romero's fucked. 0.98
02:06:18.000 What's going on with that? 1.00
02:06:19.000 I don't know.
02:06:20.000 They're appealing.
02:06:20.000 Can't be doing steroids.
02:06:21.000 Can't you still say he has the best body in MMA? 100%.
02:06:24.000 No.
02:06:24.000 You can still say it?
02:06:25.000 No, my boy Woodley does now.
02:06:27.000 No.
02:06:28.000 Yoel Romero.
02:06:29.000 Woodley has a fantastic body.
02:06:30.000 Woodley's never failed a steroid test.
02:06:32.000 There's no doubt about it, but it doesn't matter.
02:06:34.000 Yes, it does.
02:06:35.000 We're just talking about result.
02:06:36.000 We're not talking about, like, the what got you for the care.
02:06:37.000 No, it doesn't matter.
02:06:37.000 It may matter.
02:06:39.000 My boy Alan Joban has, you know, he has something to say.
02:06:42.000 Listen, listen. 0.99
02:06:42.000 Alan Joban isn't a very, he's got a very good body, but it cannot fuck with the freak show. 0.99
02:06:48.000 That's what Yoel Romero is. 1.00
02:06:48.000 Well, the freak show's on some freak shit. 1.00
02:06:51.000 Allegedly. 1.00
02:06:52.000 Now think if Alan Joban had his shit. 1.00
02:06:54.000 He's under investigation. 1.00
02:06:55.000 Think if Alan Joban took his shit. 1.00
02:06:57.000 But we're not saying that. 1.00
02:06:57.000 We're not talking about faces, okay? 1.00
02:06:59.000 We're not talking about faces.
02:07:00.000 You're talking pound for pound bodies right now?
02:07:02.000 No, we're not talking about how they got there.
02:07:05.000 We're talking about what results were achieved.
02:07:09.000 I'm gonna have to go with Uber Eam then, when he fought Brock Lesnar.
02:07:11.000 Yes, that's the best.
02:07:12.000 Now where does Sage come into this?
02:07:14.000 If you're talking about Yo-Yo Romero.
02:07:15.000 He's 19, get on my face.
02:07:17.000 He's 19 and white. 0.97
02:07:18.000 Get on my face. 0.95
02:07:19.000 What is he even eating? 0.86
02:07:20.000 Get on my face, son. 1.00
02:07:23.000 Fucking white people. 1.00
02:07:24.000 He's 19 and white, get on my face. 1.00
02:07:26.000 You don't like white people? 0.99
02:07:27.000 I mean, we're tired of white people. 1.00
02:07:28.000 He's talking about best bodies, though. 0.97
02:07:29.000 He's tired of them. 0.99
02:07:30.000 Tired of white people. 0.99
02:07:31.000 Tired of them. 1.00
02:07:31.000 Breathing all our ear. 1.00
02:07:34.000 Wide nose having. 0.99
02:07:36.000 Yeah, but as far as the guys that I've seen step into the octagon where I was like, what in the fuck? 0.99
02:07:41.000 Yoel Romero's the number one what in the fuck body of all time. 0.99
02:07:44.000 That's a skinny Woodley, too. 0.99
02:07:45.000 Look at Woodley now, though.
02:07:46.000 Dude, Woodley has something to say.
02:07:48.000 Woodley has that apple bottom out the back, too. 1.00
02:07:51.000 I gotta see their ass. 1.00
02:07:52.000 I can't really comment until I see their ass. 1.00
02:07:54.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
02:07:55.000 Here's where Yoel Romero disappears from the pack.
02:08:00.000 Traps.
02:08:01.000 His traps are literally from another planet.
02:08:03.000 They start at the top of his head.
02:08:05.000 They go all the way down the back of his neck. 1.00
02:08:07.000 They're the biggest fucking traps. 0.99
02:08:09.000 Like, when you see him, he just looks like he could throw you to the moon. 1.00
02:08:13.000 Alright, let's say just...
02:08:14.000 As far as best body...
02:08:16.000 Dude, as far as best body, let's say you have a product, you want to hire a model. 1.00
02:08:21.000 I'm not hiring him. 1.00
02:08:23.000 We're talking about fucking him. 0.99
02:08:24.000 I'm talking about hiring models, too. 1.00
02:08:25.000 We're talking about fucking? 0.99
02:08:27.000 Yeah, we're not talking about hiring him. 1.00
02:08:28.000 I'm still picking Woodley or Joban, because they're fazed.
02:08:31.000 Look at that picture.
02:08:32.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
02:08:33.000 Alright, he's fucking jacked. 1.00
02:08:34.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
02:08:36.000 Look at the trap to shoulder ratio off the charts.
02:08:38.000 Dude, show Overeem when he fought Lesnar.
02:08:40.000 Wait, he's on drugs?
02:08:41.000 No, no, no. 1.00
02:08:42.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:08:42.000 No, peptides. 1.00
02:08:43.000 It's up for...
02:08:44.000 He was a freak, man.
02:08:47.000 Dude, Overeem when he fought Lesnar was a better body. 0.77
02:08:50.000 Well, Overeem when he fought Lesnar was also a hundred pounds heavier when he weighs in.
02:08:53.000 He made me want to retire then.
02:08:55.000 Just remember what I just said.
02:08:56.000 He's a hundred pounds heavier when he weighed in. 1.00
02:08:59.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
02:09:01.000 You're taking pictures. 1.00
02:09:02.000 Look at Joe.
02:09:03.000 Joe's taking video.
02:09:04.000 I have my phone out. 1.00
02:09:05.000 I have my phone out taking pictures of his ass. 1.00
02:09:07.000 Wait, he's a hundred pounds heavier than what? 1.00
02:09:09.000 He's a hundred pounds heavier than Yoel Romero when Yoel weighs in.
02:09:13.000 I thought you were saying he gained a hundred pounds heavier.
02:09:14.000 I mean, it's only really 80, but think about the difference between a 185 and a 265. 265 with world-class striking.
02:09:23.000 I mean, it's only 80 pounds.
02:09:24.000 I'm exaggerating by saying 100, but not by much.
02:09:27.000 You wouldn't really be able to tell the difference if he was 20 pounds heavier than that.
02:09:29.000 Oh, come on, son.
02:09:30.000 Look at that.
02:09:30.000 Best body in the MMA. Look at that.
02:09:32.000 When he fought Brock, I bet, oh my god.
02:09:36.000 Yeah, I bet that's as big as a man can get.
02:09:40.000 And still be functional, yeah.
02:09:43.000 He was amazing.
02:09:44.000 I don't think you guys are giving white guys love enough.
02:09:46.000 Amazing.
02:09:46.000 I think you guys are...
02:09:47.000 He's a freak. 0.99
02:09:48.000 There we go, yeah! 0.81
02:09:50.000 I'm just saying that beautiful mocha skin, man. 0.92
02:09:52.000 That's sex right there. 0.90
02:09:53.000 Big country. 0.98
02:09:55.000 Big country.
02:09:56.000 Last fight with Rochelt. 1.00
02:09:58.000 That guy has a lot of fucking Twitter followers. 0.99
02:10:01.000 A lot of Facebook love. 1.00
02:10:02.000 Yeah, he does, man.
02:10:02.000 People love him some more.
02:10:04.000 It just seems like it's not capitalized on enough.
02:10:06.000 Dude, you know what's crazy?
02:10:07.000 I agree.
02:10:08.000 America loves him.
02:10:09.000 Yeah.
02:10:09.000 I mean, it seems like someone, somehow, should have taken advantage.
02:10:13.000 Some company should have scooped him up for commercials or something like that.
02:10:17.000 A reality show.
02:10:18.000 Well, just a commercial.
02:10:19.000 Like, getting him a gig.
02:10:22.000 Burger King or something.
02:10:23.000 He was close signed with Burger King, I think.
02:10:25.000 Was he?
02:10:25.000 Dude, I haven't talked to Roy in a while, right?
02:10:27.000 We did the Ultimate Fighter together.
02:10:28.000 We did our live fire and the kid in Vegas out there.
02:10:30.000 I get a text like 10 minutes before the show goes, Love you, brother.
02:10:34.000 You can do great tonight.
02:10:35.000 Can't wait to see it. 1.00
02:10:36.000 I'm like, who the fuck is this? 0.99
02:10:37.000 I go, who is this? 1.00
02:10:38.000 It's Roy, man.
02:10:39.000 I'm in the crowd.
02:10:40.000 I was like, dude, he's that dude.
02:10:42.000 He's such a nice guy.
02:10:44.000 His wife is very cool, too.
02:10:45.000 Yeah.
02:10:46.000 Yeah, he's one of those guys that I feel like if he had someone who understood how to market him better to sponsors and stuff, I could see that dude doing a ton of commercials.
02:10:56.000 He had his wife doing his management.
02:10:59.000 Well, you need someone who knows how to sell you to a motor oil company.
02:11:04.000 You're talking about CAA. Yeah, remember when Chuck was doing those, what were they?
02:11:09.000 Some car.
02:11:09.000 Duralast.
02:11:10.000 Duralast.
02:11:10.000 What is the Duralast?
02:11:11.000 Battery.
02:11:12.000 Battery. 0.99
02:11:12.000 Remember the battering wrecking ball hits him in the face and all that kind of shit? 0.99
02:11:17.000 Chuck was also world champ, though. 0.99
02:11:18.000 Yeah, true.
02:11:19.000 I feel like Roy could be in some humor.
02:11:22.000 He could have the Larry the Camper guy shtick.
02:11:24.000 Bass fishing type stuff. 0.94
02:11:25.000 You know, bass fishing equipment, like the boats and shit and the swamps. 0.99
02:11:29.000 I'm with you. 0.99
02:11:29.000 What? 0.99
02:11:30.000 No, no, no.
02:11:30.000 He would be perfect.
02:11:30.000 Come on.
02:11:31.000 There's trillions in that.
02:11:33.000 If you want to sell money to people in the bass fishing world, you have to have a bass fishing star.
02:11:38.000 They have stars.
02:11:40.000 You don't think those guys watch the UFC? Oh, they definitely do.
02:11:44.000 But you know who they watch even more?
02:11:46.000 The Bill Dance fishing show.
02:11:48.000 For real.
02:11:49.000 There's a whole world where those people live in.
02:11:52.000 I watched it the other day for two hours.
02:11:54.000 I watched professional bass fishing on TV. You didn't have nothing to do or what?
02:11:59.000 I had plenty to do.
02:11:59.000 I'm watching psychology.
02:12:01.000 No wonder.
02:12:01.000 Have you watched Making a Murderer yet?
02:12:03.000 Yes.
02:12:03.000 Oh, fine.
02:12:04.000 You watched it all?
02:12:05.000 No, I started it.
02:12:06.000 How many have you seen?
02:12:07.000 Just the first one. 1.00
02:12:08.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:12:09.000 And I was like, whoa. 1.00
02:12:11.000 At first, I was like, fuck this guy. 1.00
02:12:12.000 He's guilty. 1.00
02:12:13.000 He's guilty. 1.00
02:12:14.000 The guy's a dirtbag. 0.99
02:12:15.000 He's guilty. 0.99
02:12:16.000 His family doesn't want to admit it.
02:12:17.000 I see what's going on here.
02:12:18.000 And then you find out about the other guy, and you go, oh.
02:12:20.000 And then you find out about how they knew about the other guy, and they ignored the evidence.
02:12:24.000 I don't want to spoil it.
02:12:25.000 Dude, it gets 10 times crazier.
02:12:27.000 No, it's pretty fun.
02:12:28.000 It lasted two episodes too long for me.
02:12:32.000 Is there nine?
02:12:33.000 Okay, spoiler alert.
02:12:35.000 That's not a spoiler alert!
02:12:36.000 Don't listen to him.
02:12:37.000 Don't listen to him.
02:12:38.000 Don't listen to him.
02:12:39.000 You mean that I stopped watching at the right part?
02:12:41.000 Because I don't remember.
02:12:41.000 You're fine.
02:12:42.000 Nothing else happens.
02:12:43.000 What were we talking about right before that?
02:12:46.000 How about Narcos?
02:12:47.000 Branding Big Country as a superstar.
02:12:52.000 Bass fishing.
02:12:52.000 Oh yeah, bass fishing people that I watched it for two hours.
02:12:55.000 Yeah, I was asking what we had to do.
02:12:57.000 And then we said psychology.
02:12:59.000 They catch the fish, they weigh them, and they have like a recording, like a digital thing that they weigh them on so they know exactly how much they weigh, and then they throw them back in the water.
02:13:07.000 They used to keep them.
02:13:08.000 I don't know if they still keep them.
02:13:10.000 Maybe it was just what tournaments that I was watching.
02:13:12.000 They used to keep them in what they call a live well.
02:13:14.000 So this tank, this aerated tank in the pool, in the hull of the boat.
02:13:18.000 They throw the fish in there, and then they'd show them to everybody, and then allegedly let them go. 0.99
02:13:23.000 But that fucking fish has been tortured for hours now. 0.99
02:13:26.000 So now they throw them back immediately. 1.00
02:13:29.000 And they just keep catching the same fucking fish? 0.99
02:13:31.000 Yeah, there's a big problem with fish that have mouth problems and fucking fucked up Yeah, they get hooks, and then they get massive injuries. 1.00
02:13:38.000 But because we don't think they're screwed, it's all good. 1.00
02:13:40.000 Exactly. 0.99
02:13:41.000 Nobody gives a fuck. 0.98
02:13:42.000 Can you imagine if you were catching squirrels with hooks? 1.00
02:13:44.000 I was gonna say, no one gives a fuck about bass with hooks in their mouths. 0.99
02:13:49.000 Save bass mouths. 0.99
02:13:50.000 Imagine if it was like a puppy fishing contest.
02:13:53.000 Where you threw bones attached to hooks, and you were pulling them up the hill, and the puppies come and run over, and the puppies grab the hooks, and you're trying to get the biggest puppy.
02:14:01.000 That makes me sad.
02:14:02.000 Smash it with a stick.
02:14:04.000 But a bass, a small bass.
02:14:05.000 If you watch those guys catch a small bass, that's like a year-old bass, a two-year-old bass.
02:14:10.000 If Disney made a movie about a bass, a cute bass. 0.99
02:14:13.000 They don't know who gets a There's no people standing for fish rights and shit. 1.00
02:14:17.000 Fish is like, okay, you can eat that shit. 1.00
02:14:19.000 I only like dolphins. 1.00
02:14:20.000 Tuna.
02:14:21.000 There was an organization called the Lobster Liberation Organization.
02:14:25.000 I'm not bullshitting.
02:14:27.000 They'd break into restaurants and seafood places, and they would free the lobsters and send them loose back into the ocean again.
02:14:33.000 That's awesome.
02:14:34.000 I have cockroaches in my garage if you want to get those, too.
02:14:37.000 That's awesome. 1.00
02:14:38.000 Take them back to Madagascar or wherever the fuck they came from. 1.00
02:14:40.000 Oh shit. 1.00
02:14:41.000 Isn't that hilarious? 1.00
02:14:42.000 Breed them in your house. 0.92
02:14:42.000 That's fine. 0.92
02:14:43.000 How crazy is that?
02:14:44.000 I'd be down for something like that.
02:14:45.000 But you're getting arrested for a lobster.
02:14:47.000 There's people that save goldfish.
02:14:48.000 Yeah.
02:14:49.000 But then you get out right away.
02:14:50.000 No, I don't know.
02:14:51.000 Well, they have.
02:14:52.000 That's a problem.
02:14:53.000 Come on.
02:14:54.000 But it's a problem when people take those fish, like goldfish, and they release them in a lake.
02:14:59.000 Well, all kinds of fish.
02:15:00.000 Goldfish alone.
02:15:01.000 You release them in a lake and they're an invasive species. 0.98
02:15:03.000 They fuck with the whole ecosystem. 0.99
02:15:05.000 Asian carp, a lot of that. 0.98
02:15:07.000 There's a lot of different fish that somehow or another through either people releasing them, like they had them, they're like snakeheads, like people who've let snakehead fish. 0.99
02:15:15.000 They'll kill every fish in a fucking lake to save it from snakeheads. 1.00
02:15:19.000 And it'll come after you. 1.00
02:15:21.000 Nothing wrong with that. 0.89
02:15:21.000 A snakehead will bite you. 0.89
02:15:22.000 It'll climb on land and bite you.
02:15:23.000 I don't know what a snakehead is.
02:15:25.000 They walk across the land to find a new...
02:15:28.000 What?
02:15:28.000 You got a picture of a snakehead for me?
02:15:28.000 A snakehead.
02:15:29.000 A snakehead fish is from Africa.
02:15:31.000 What are we talking about?
02:15:31.000 And people used to keep them as pets because they're cool.
02:15:34.000 And what they would do is, these fucking fish, they would get sick of them. 0.99
02:15:37.000 Are they cute? 1.00
02:15:38.000 No.
02:15:39.000 Pull up a snakehead, Jamie. 0.97
02:15:41.000 They're monsters. 0.98
02:15:42.000 They're dinosaurs. 1.00
02:15:42.000 Oh, sick. 1.00
02:15:43.000 And they walk on land.
02:15:44.000 Well, you don't understand. 0.98
02:15:45.000 They get fucking big, too. 0.99
02:15:46.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99
02:15:48.000 Oh, no, no.
02:15:48.000 Wait, wait.
02:15:49.000 I'm going to freak you out.
02:15:49.000 That's a barracuda, son.
02:15:50.000 Jamie, pull-up snakehead in the Congo walks on land in the video.
02:15:55.000 Hold up.
02:15:55.000 Those things walk on, like, in their house?
02:15:57.000 They walk from one pond to another pond across the ground.
02:16:01.000 Those things are awesome.
02:16:02.000 Like, they come out of the water and they walk.
02:16:04.000 They're not very popular, though, huh?
02:16:06.000 They're monsters. 0.94
02:16:07.000 This is a snakehead in Thailand. 0.97
02:16:10.000 Okay, here it is in Thailand.
02:16:11.000 Peace!
02:16:11.000 Oh, this is scary.
02:16:13.000 I don't know if this is...
02:16:14.000 The guy has a bandana on.
02:16:15.000 No, this is not it, Jamie.
02:16:17.000 We want to see the one in the Congo. 0.73
02:16:19.000 Here it is. 1.00
02:16:20.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:16:21.000 This is one he caught. 1.00
02:16:22.000 I don't think it's going to show it walking.
02:16:24.000 Maybe snakehead fish walking.
02:16:26.000 Are they dangerous at all?
02:16:27.000 I don't think so.
02:16:28.000 Oh, they're not dangerous?
02:16:29.000 Oh, if it's not dangerous, I'll get it.
02:16:30.000 I mean, they'll probably bite you. 0.94
02:16:32.000 Nah, I need something to attack people.
02:16:33.000 But the really big ones, you have to worry about sharks.
02:16:35.000 Also in the Congo, remember those spiders that attack in swarms?
02:16:38.000 Yeah.
02:16:39.000 That's different. 0.99
02:16:40.000 They're usually solitary in the States, but in the Congo, they fucking swarm you. 0.99
02:16:44.000 Spiders, giant spiders. 0.99
02:16:46.000 People, humans swarm.
02:16:46.000 They make these giant animals.
02:16:48.000 Not people. 0.99
02:16:49.000 There's no people in the Yeah, they catch, like, squirrels and shit. 0.99
02:16:52.000 Spiders do. 0.93
02:16:53.000 I've seen the ones that are big enough to catch birds, but I don't know.
02:16:56.000 I love a cute squirrel, though, man. 0.99
02:16:58.000 What's worse than fucking spiders swarming on you? 0.99
02:17:00.000 Yeah, Jamie, just look for it in the Congo, because this is not it. 1.00
02:17:03.000 It's a BBC documentary in the Congo.
02:17:06.000 Maybe it's not exactly listed as snakehead.
02:17:09.000 Maybe I'm saying the wrong name.
02:17:10.000 But I know snakehead is a similar fish.
02:17:12.000 It's an invasive species from other countries that just takes over.
02:17:16.000 Sounds dope.
02:17:17.000 Dude, how about they're trying to one-up each other cowboying right now?
02:17:20.000 They're just walking on the land.
02:17:20.000 Look at this.
02:17:21.000 Look at this thing walking on the land.
02:17:23.000 They're walking until they find another lake.
02:17:27.000 Well, unless they're eating people...
02:17:29.000 But these are little ones? 0.99
02:17:30.000 They'll bite the fuck out of you. 0.99
02:17:31.000 I know that. 1.00
02:17:32.000 Not step on that fucking thing. 1.00
02:17:33.000 Well, what's crazy in the Congo... 1.00
02:17:35.000 Here's the way you find it.
02:17:38.000 Shoebill bird eats snakehead fish in the Congo.
02:17:42.000 Shoehill bird eats prehistoric fish. 1.00
02:17:45.000 It's the craziest shit because it's a shoehill? 1.00
02:17:47.000 Shoebill? 1.00
02:17:48.000 Shoebill's five feet tall and has a beak that's about the size of my torso. 0.90
02:17:54.000 This gigantic hatchet growing out of its face. 0.72
02:17:57.000 Pterodactyl. 1.00
02:17:57.000 And it looks evil as fuck. 1.00
02:17:59.000 That's a shoebill. 0.99
02:18:00.000 Look at that thing. 0.98
02:18:01.000 It's smaller than the ones with the pterobird and shit? 0.99
02:18:03.000 Yeah, smaller than the pterobirds by a couple of feet, but they're still five feet fucking tall. 0.97
02:18:08.000 You don't get a sense of perspective in this photo. 0.97
02:18:11.000 It looks like a duck on steroids.
02:18:12.000 Yeah, but if you were standing next to it, you would get a sense of perspective.
02:18:15.000 You would be terrified by that thing.
02:18:17.000 Because imagine standing next to that thing, and you're only a foot taller than it. 1.00
02:18:20.000 You'd be shit in your pants. 1.00
02:18:22.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
02:18:22.000 That thing's monstrous. 1.00
02:18:24.000 Is that the thing we saw in that Congo?
02:18:25.000 Exactly.
02:18:26.000 That's the same documentary. 0.98
02:18:28.000 It's like ostriches are fucking huge, right? 0.97
02:18:29.000 Oh yeah, but they don't have the creepy eyes that these things have. 0.98
02:18:32.000 They have small faces, so they don't look dangerous. 0.99
02:18:34.000 Ostriches, they'll fuck you up, though. 1.00
02:18:35.000 Yeah, don't they kick you or some shit? 1.00
02:18:36.000 Yeah, they kick the shit out of you. 1.00
02:18:38.000 Look at that shit out of you. 1.00
02:18:39.000 God, dog, that thing is... 1.00
02:18:40.000 That's a fat-ass duck. 1.00
02:18:42.000 That'll eat babies. 1.00
02:18:43.000 That's every one of my nightmares right there.
02:18:44.000 A giant bird.
02:18:45.000 This thing walks through the swamp, and then it's going to jack a shoebill. 0.88
02:18:50.000 I mean, a snakehead.
02:18:51.000 Jack us?
02:18:52.000 That bird's my size. 0.98
02:18:53.000 Yeah, it's a big ass bird. 0.94
02:18:54.000 It's the size of me almost. 0.96
02:18:55.000 I think they only weigh like 50 or 60 pounds.
02:18:57.000 Yeah, I can get down with that bird.
02:18:58.000 You wish.
02:18:59.000 But it's a five foot bird, man. 0.99
02:19:01.000 I'd fucking run. 0.99
02:19:02.000 Is it really five foot? 0.99
02:19:03.000 Yeah.
02:19:04.000 Yeah, the big ones, they can get five foot. 0.98
02:19:05.000 See if you can find another better.
02:19:07.000 See if you find a shoebill bird in the Congo.
02:19:10.000 Look at that thing. 0.92
02:19:11.000 Yeah, look, it's eating that fish whole. 0.79
02:19:13.000 It's a little dinosaur.
02:19:14.000 Powerful main event.
02:19:15.000 Cowboy versus cowboy.
02:19:16.000 Cowboy, cowboy.
02:19:17.000 About to go down.
02:19:18.000 Cowboy on cowboy crime.
02:19:21.000 This cowboy looks really calm. 0.98
02:19:24.000 They say he's super relaxed because of the shit he went through in Brazil, so finding him is just fun. 0.96
02:19:28.000 He doesn't get the same nerves. 0.99
02:19:29.000 Oh, wow.
02:19:30.000 Isn't that interesting?
02:19:31.000 What did he go through in Brazil?
02:19:32.000 I'm not sure.
02:19:32.000 He grew up really poor on a farm.
02:19:35.000 Really poor on a farm.
02:19:36.000 Yeah, he looks super relaxed.
02:19:38.000 The whole montage before this was just them trying to out-cowboy each other.
02:19:41.000 Like, who's more a cowboy?
02:19:43.000 Do you see it?
02:19:44.000 This dude looks super.
02:19:45.000 Yeah, showed cowboy on a ranch, showed him on a Brazilian ranch.
02:19:47.000 That's funny.
02:19:48.000 Well, it's a good move for marketing.
02:19:49.000 The two best cowboys in the world are American and Brazilian.
02:19:51.000 Two cowboys.
02:19:52.000 There's a lot of cowboys in Brazil.
02:19:53.000 I didn't realize that.
02:19:54.000 I just, I would like to see him, I want to see a good fighter get a real camp.
02:19:59.000 You know, I don't like anybody fighting on two weeks notice.
02:20:02.000 He's dangerous for Cerrone, though.
02:20:04.000 Yeah, he's dangerous.
02:20:04.000 Super dangerous.
02:20:05.000 He's dangerous, period.
02:20:06.000 Look at this.
02:20:06.000 Hugging people.
02:20:07.000 A guy that's going to come forward on Cerrone. 1.00
02:20:09.000 This motherfucker's taking selfies before he fights. 0.99
02:20:11.000 Look how happy he is, man. 1.00
02:20:12.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:20:14.000 I'll tell you he's got to do some shit. 1.00
02:20:16.000 When this is your pleasure? 1.00
02:20:17.000 Wow.
02:20:19.000 This is going to be fun.
02:20:20.000 Hell yeah.
02:20:21.000 I can't wait for this.
02:20:21.000 Relaxed, dancing.
02:20:24.000 Damn. 1.00
02:20:24.000 He must think this is his time. 1.00
02:20:26.000 Look at him.
02:20:27.000 He looks so relaxed.
02:20:28.000 There's no pressure on him.
02:20:28.000 Look how relaxed he is.
02:20:29.000 Pump those hips. 0.99
02:20:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:20:31.000 What is the ass? 1.00
02:20:33.000 Bomba? 1.00
02:20:34.000 No.
02:20:35.000 What is it called?
02:20:36.000 Ceuta bunda.
02:20:37.000 Bunda?
02:20:38.000 That's it?
02:20:38.000 Eddie, what's the word for butt in Portuguese?
02:20:43.000 Bunda. 0.73
02:20:47.000 You've seen that, right?
02:20:51.000 You've seen chicks do that, right? 1.00
02:20:52.000 A guy will sit down and grab their legs around them and fucking... 1.00
02:20:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:20:57.000 No one's seen that.
02:20:58.000 I'm not doing that, though.
02:20:59.000 It's like a Jeff Glover donkey guard. 1.00
02:21:03.000 She jumps back at a Jeff Glover guard and just works that ass. 1.00
02:21:08.000 There it is. 1.00
02:21:09.000 That'll break your nose, son.
02:21:10.000 Look at this.
02:21:11.000 He's just... 1.00
02:21:12.000 Nose to asshole. 1.00
02:21:13.000 And she's jamming, jamming his nose in her asshole. 1.00
02:21:16.000 What UFC fight was it when you called Donkey Guard? 1.00
02:21:19.000 It was like years ago.
02:21:21.000 It was like eight years ago.
02:21:22.000 Remember that?
02:21:22.000 Dude, this position is what we call Donkey Guard.
02:21:26.000 Look at this. 1.00
02:21:27.000 This girl is hurting his face with her ass. 1.00
02:21:29.000 That's not sexy. 1.00
02:21:30.000 That's cool. 1.00
02:21:31.000 But when she was ramming that nose into that asshole, that ain't for me. 1.00
02:21:34.000 How do you think this relationship ends? 1.00
02:21:36.000 Do you think she feels connected to him after this ride?
02:21:39.000 Yes. 1.00
02:21:39.000 He 100% got his dick sucked out. 1.00
02:21:41.000 Do you think he's got a chance to fuck her because of this? 1.00
02:21:43.000 Where is this? 1.00
02:21:44.000 In Mexico?
02:21:45.000 Somewhere where it's hot.
02:21:47.000 It's Brazil.
02:21:48.000 Somewhere where it's hot.
02:21:49.000 So far I don't see anything.
02:21:51.000 It's really warm out.
02:21:51.000 They have no AC. Is there something wrong with this?
02:21:53.000 Zero AC. Oh, they're singing too.
02:21:56.000 This is a whole performance.
02:21:57.000 I guarantee you the song is probably not your favorite. 0.99
02:21:59.000 That old man's about to blow his fucking neck out. 1.00
02:22:02.000 They're going to fucking bust. 1.00
02:22:04.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:22:04.000 See how she spins? 1.00
02:22:06.000 And boom. 1.00
02:22:07.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:22:07.000 Shit! 1.00
02:22:08.000 I have a problem with that. 1.00
02:22:10.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:22:11.000 It's not for me, bro.
02:22:13.000 I would stop the dance.
02:22:16.000 Is he wearing some religious outfit?
02:22:19.000 No way!
02:22:20.000 Look at that!
02:22:21.000 Like he's a cleric.
02:22:22.000 I thought they were in Brazil and now it looks more like Africa.
02:22:25.000 This is like Pakistan or something. 0.89
02:22:27.000 No, no, no.
02:22:28.000 Might be Dubai.
02:22:29.000 You think this would happen with that?
02:22:31.000 He's happy. 1.00
02:22:32.000 Definitely not happen in fucking Africa. 1.00
02:22:34.000 Oh! 1.00
02:22:36.000 Look at him.
02:22:37.000 He screams. 1.00
02:22:38.000 And what's up with the guys that like getting kneed in the balls by chicks? 1.00
02:22:41.000 They pay for that. 1.00
02:22:43.000 Have you ever watched that shit? 1.00
02:22:44.000 Someone sent me a funny... 1.00
02:22:45.000 Graphic of that the other day.
02:22:46.000 It's horrible.
02:22:46.000 You know what I mean?
02:22:46.000 I just got sent in a group message about...
02:22:49.000 They want their balls smashed. 0.99
02:22:51.000 It's point of view, so it's a guy sitting there, and he's videotaping his legs open, and he has two midgets in little outfits run up and start kicking him and stomping on the sticking balls. 0.99
02:22:58.000 How did he not die?
02:22:58.000 Hey, Eddie, that thing you sent me today, the ultimate sack fighting thing...
02:23:03.000 That's so crazy.
02:23:04.000 What is it?
02:23:05.000 They did exactly what we came up with.
02:23:07.000 They did it twice.
02:23:07.000 Twice.
02:23:08.000 College Humor did two of our sketches for Man Show.
02:23:11.000 There must be a writer that worked for the Man Show.
02:23:14.000 There has to be, because they did extreme sack fighting.
02:23:17.000 Or maybe they heard us talking about it.
02:23:19.000 And the Jesus cross trainer. 0.54
02:23:20.000 They did that one, too.
02:23:21.000 They did that, too?
02:23:22.000 They did that one, too.
02:23:22.000 Okay, but it is possible that someone came up with it on their own.
02:23:25.000 It is totally possible.
02:23:26.000 Did you guys talk about it on here?
02:23:27.000 We've talked about it.
02:23:28.000 I've talked about it on my podcast.
02:23:29.000 Have you talked about it on my podcast?
02:23:31.000 How long ago?
02:23:32.000 Extreme...
02:23:35.000 We talked about, I think, on mine, too, way back in the day, I think. 0.89
02:23:38.000 We were talking about different sketches that we did that were ridiculous. 0.99
02:23:41.000 We had to have Bobby Lee and Joey Diaz, and Joey Diaz kept losing because his balls were too big. 0.98
02:23:45.000 So he became a trainer. 0.98
02:23:46.000 Bobby Lee won. 0.97
02:23:47.000 We were going to give him some fake balls that were that big. 0.98
02:23:50.000 Yeah, Bobby Lee was the master, and everybody would go to visit him. 0.77
02:23:53.000 He was like, he's on an island somewhere, and he'd teach you how to sack fight correctly.
02:23:56.000 That's funny.
02:23:56.000 He just couldn't touch his nuts.
02:23:58.000 They were so small.
02:23:58.000 The future of MMA. Eventually, state by state, they're going to legalize ball hitting.
02:24:03.000 When the balls are in play, the game changes. 0.98
02:24:06.000 We had a whole fucking sketch movie. 1.00
02:24:08.000 They totally ripped us off. 0.99
02:24:09.000 And then someone made it.
02:24:10.000 I don't know if they ripped us off.
02:24:11.000 I am giving them the benefit of the doubt.
02:24:15.000 That's what I do from now on.
02:24:17.000 I don't know, man. 0.99
02:24:18.000 We know when people are bullshit artists and rip-off artists. 0.98
02:24:20.000 It always comes to surface. 0.99
02:24:23.000 That thing, the internet, it's kind of a...
02:24:26.000 It's going to get you. 1.00
02:24:27.000 But, you know, these guys, it could have easily been that they came up with it on their own, or it could have been like, these guys had great ideas, they didn't even do it, so fuck them. 0.99
02:24:36.000 And there may have been a podcast where I went through all our sketches that got... 0.99
02:24:45.000 I talked about him and I think once or twice I may have said you know what if someone out there wants to run with it run with it Well you would never get away with it anyway That was never even a thought I'm just saying that that was our shit yeah because if you 12 years If you come up with an idea but you don't do anything about it,
02:25:07.000 you talk about the idea and then someone else does something with it, that's so much different than you having already done the sketch and then someone ripping off the sketch.
02:25:14.000 True.
02:25:15.000 Completely. 1.00
02:25:16.000 Meanwhile, this shit's about to go down. 1.00
02:25:18.000 I'm excited for this fight. 1.00
02:25:20.000 Cowboys.
02:25:21.000 I'm excited to see, how do you think Donald's going to fight at 170?
02:25:25.000 Good, man.
02:25:25.000 No weight cut.
02:25:26.000 I think his gas is going to be better.
02:25:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:25:29.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00
02:25:31.000 It's just, how does Donald feel after that loss, is the X Factor, after getting dismantled by Dos Anjos? 1.00
02:25:37.000 That's a good point.
02:25:38.000 How's he going to respond?
02:25:39.000 And he's fighting a bigger person.
02:25:40.000 When is someone usually taller than him at 55s?
02:25:43.000 Never at 55s.
02:25:44.000 This guy's taller, has a longer reach.
02:25:46.000 And loves to stand.
02:25:46.000 He looks good, though.
02:25:47.000 Good hands.
02:25:48.000 Yes, he looks way better.
02:25:50.000 Yeah, he looks thick.
02:25:51.000 Yeah, Donald's a huge 55er, man.
02:25:53.000 Well, I think he's had issues in the past, too. 0.94
02:25:55.000 This is the first time he's got crazy shredded.
02:25:58.000 He looks good to me, man.
02:25:59.000 He looks really good to me.
02:26:00.000 I mean, it's not crazy shredded.
02:26:02.000 It's healthy shredded.
02:26:03.000 Yeah, it's different.
02:26:04.000 It's like there's a level of shredded where you go, man, this guy might be a little bit too lean.
02:26:08.000 Alan Javon good or not?
02:26:10.000 We're talking different league.
02:26:12.000 How would you rate him?
02:26:13.000 No, Alan Javon's another league.
02:26:15.000 Another level.
02:26:16.000 And Alan? 0.99
02:26:17.000 He has a Versace deal for fuck's sake. 0.99
02:26:19.000 Okay, so we got Dada 5000 on one hand. 0.98
02:26:21.000 No, Aki Bono.
02:26:22.000 Aki Bono on one hand.
02:26:24.000 And then Prime Cowboy.
02:26:26.000 Like, who's the leanest guy ever that fought in MMA? The leanest guy ever.
02:26:30.000 What do you mean?
02:26:30.000 The most shredded?
02:26:31.000 The leanest?
02:26:31.000 The most shredded ever?
02:26:32.000 Yeah, most shredded.
02:26:34.000 Gleason Tebow?
02:26:35.000 Yeah, probably.
02:26:36.000 No.
02:26:36.000 He's close.
02:26:37.000 Come on, he'd walk around at 195 and fight at 55. Anthony Johnson at 170. Yeah, you got a point.
02:26:44.000 You got a point.
02:26:45.000 That might be it.
02:26:46.000 Okay, here we go.
02:26:47.000 Look at this.
02:26:48.000 Oh! 0.60
02:26:48.000 Looking for the right hand. 0.60
02:26:49.000 This is what you gotta do to beat Cowboy.
02:26:51.000 You gotta really turn it on early, man.
02:26:55.000 Cowboy takes a while to warm up.
02:26:56.000 But you know what?
02:26:56.000 Cowboy's a guy that recovers very well from a loss.
02:27:00.000 But already we're seeing a big difference in...
02:27:04.000 Physical strength.
02:27:04.000 Yes.
02:27:06.000 He's on on him.
02:27:07.000 We're seeing that early.
02:27:08.000 That's not a fluke.
02:27:09.000 There's something to say about that.
02:27:12.000 Unless he gasses out, we're going to see a lot of this.
02:27:17.000 He puts him against the fence pretty easily.
02:27:20.000 I mean, Donald, I'm so used to seeing Donald just a bigger, taller dude.
02:27:24.000 This is interesting, man.
02:27:25.000 Oh, that's a hard knee to the body, dude.
02:27:27.000 Yo, these are hard knees to the body, man.
02:27:29.000 You can't take too many of these.
02:27:30.000 Oh! 0.60
02:27:30.000 That looked like it hurt him. 0.60
02:27:32.000 That looked like a Hoist Gracie knee. 1.00
02:27:37.000 That's what I'm going to call him from now on.
02:27:39.000 What's Gracie need? 1.00
02:27:41.000 Oh shit, another knee to the body. 1.00
02:27:43.000 If Donald gets him going backwards, homeboy's fucked. 1.00
02:27:47.000 Brazilian cowboy's spitting. 1.00
02:27:49.000 He's telegraphing this.
02:27:51.000 Come on, Troni.
02:27:52.000 Look at where his hips are. 1.00
02:27:53.000 Look, he does like Bruce Lee.
02:27:59.000 Troni's haircut's interesting.
02:28:02.000 Oof.
02:28:03.000 God, he is winging him.
02:28:06.000 Yeah, Donald's got to drag this guy into some deeper water, huh?
02:28:11.000 Dude, he's just way bigger.
02:28:13.000 Donald's in shape, though.
02:28:14.000 Donald's in shape, and this dude's fading.
02:28:16.000 He's fading a little bit.
02:28:17.000 Took a big, deep breath right there.
02:28:19.000 Yeah, he's fading a little bit.
02:28:20.000 Dude, if I'm Brazilian Cowboy, do it, bro.
02:28:23.000 You only got two rounds max.
02:28:25.000 Yeah, but what if he goes after him here and gasses himself out with a minute left?
02:28:28.000 He might not be able to make it. 0.99
02:28:30.000 You're going to get your ass whooped anyways. 0.99
02:28:32.000 We really have no idea what kind of conditioning he has, right? 1.00
02:28:36.000 We're just guessing.
02:28:37.000 Yeah!
02:28:37.000 Cowboy!
02:28:38.000 I like that, son!
02:28:40.000 Look at that!
02:28:41.000 Cowboy's jiu-jitsu is very underrated, man. 1.00
02:28:43.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00
02:28:44.000 Right there, it could be over. 1.00
02:28:45.000 It could be over just right with that.
02:28:47.000 With that, it could be over.
02:28:49.000 Just don't remove your head from the ground and inch by inch set that up.
02:28:54.000 It could be over.
02:28:55.000 It's so hard to find out when a guy is coming in on two weeks notice.
02:28:59.000 It's so hard to find out what he had been doing before he got that call.
02:29:05.000 Armbar.
02:29:05.000 Good control by Cowboy.
02:29:07.000 Good mount.
02:29:08.000 Oh, triangle.
02:29:09.000 It's over.
02:29:09.000 Yeah, Cowboy!
02:29:10.000 It's over.
02:29:11.000 Yeah, son!
02:29:12.000 It's over.
02:29:12.000 He's got it locked up.
02:29:13.000 He's tapping.
02:29:13.000 He's tapping.
02:29:14.000 Oh, yeah!
02:29:14.000 Oh, my God.
02:29:16.000 That's a big fucking win, baby. 0.99
02:29:16.000 He triangled him. 0.99
02:29:17.000 Oh, my goodness. 1.00
02:29:18.000 Fuck yeah, Cowboy. 1.00
02:29:19.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:29:19.000 He mounted, triangled him and rolled him over. 1.00
02:29:24.000 That was some serious jiu-jitsu.
02:29:24.000 Nasty jiu-jitsu, man.
02:29:26.000 I'm telling you, jiu-jitsu's underrated. 1.00
02:29:27.000 Dude, that was some shit. 0.99
02:29:29.000 That being said, I don't like Cowboy at 170 after seeing that. 1.00
02:29:33.000 What are you talking about?
02:29:34.000 You don't?
02:29:34.000 No, I don't.
02:29:35.000 Why not?
02:29:35.000 Because I think he got out-muscled.
02:29:37.000 I think if he fought the top echelon guy...
02:29:40.000 He can get stronger.
02:29:40.000 He can get stronger.
02:29:42.000 Yeah, man.
02:29:43.000 I think he won.
02:29:44.000 This is like...
02:29:45.000 He did, for sure.
02:29:47.000 But he did, you're right.
02:29:48.000 He did get thrown around, but I think he could fix that.
02:29:50.000 Brendan is a glass is half empty sort of fella.
02:29:53.000 No, not at all. 0.99
02:29:54.000 The guy just wins a beautiful fucking triangle victory. 0.99
02:29:57.000 I don't like him at 170. No, he's my boy. 0.99
02:29:59.000 He's not strong.
02:30:00.000 He can't take him down.
02:30:01.000 He's not strong enough.
02:30:02.000 Oh, he did take him down.
02:30:03.000 Strong.
02:30:03.000 Strong jiu-jitsu.
02:30:04.000 Strong jiu-jitsu.
02:30:05.000 Look at this recovery here, too.
02:30:07.000 I like this, man.
02:30:08.000 Good stabilization.
02:30:11.000 Not only that, but he steps right over into the triangle. 0.99
02:30:14.000 That is fucking beautiful, man. 0.98
02:30:20.000 That must be a clamping lockdown of a triangle. 1.00
02:30:23.000 Look at this.
02:30:24.000 Super nasty.
02:30:25.000 Look how he gets it over the ankle nice.
02:30:27.000 He tapped early.
02:30:28.000 Look at that.
02:30:29.000 He tapped quick.
02:30:29.000 And he held it.
02:30:31.000 He's like, is this good?
02:30:32.000 Are we good here?
02:30:33.000 Is that Mario?
02:30:34.000 I don't know who it was.
02:30:36.000 Dude, that was a quick triangle.
02:30:38.000 There was no fight.
02:30:39.000 There was no struggle.
02:30:42.000 There was a lot of defensive things he could have did.
02:30:44.000 There's things he could have went to.
02:30:46.000 He just tapped.
02:30:47.000 That's beautiful.
02:30:48.000 Cowboy's such a star.
02:30:49.000 People love that dude.
02:30:51.000 He needed to win.
02:30:52.000 Man, he's happy.
02:30:52.000 Yeah, Oliveira seems like a real nice guy.
02:30:54.000 I would just like to have seen Oliveira with a real camp.
02:30:57.000 It's like when you see a real talented guy like that, it's nice to come in and step in on two weeks' notice.
02:31:01.000 It's a win-win camp.
02:31:03.000 I would like to see him in a camp with Tyron Woodley's suit.
02:31:07.000 What a handsome fellow.
02:31:08.000 Dude, Woodley on this show, I've never watched him as the analyst.
02:31:10.000 He's a beast, man.
02:31:11.000 He's very, very good. 0.59
02:31:13.000 They won't let you on that show anymore.
02:31:14.000 Is that what I hear?
02:31:15.000 I don't think so. 1.00
02:31:16.000 Talk a little too much shit. 1.00
02:31:18.000 Talk a little too much shit, Joe. 1.00
02:31:21.000 Would you want to do it, Ian? 1.00
02:31:22.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
02:31:23.000 You'd be great at that shit. 1.00
02:31:24.000 I can't fight for very much longer with all this shit. 1.00
02:31:26.000 I think. 1.00
02:31:26.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:31:27.000 We'll see.
02:31:27.000 I'm going to keep trying.
02:31:28.000 Right. 0.99
02:31:29.000 I'm not brain dead yet, but my body sucks. 0.92
02:31:32.000 Yeah, but you're a good analyst. 1.00
02:31:33.000 You're very good at breaking down fights and talking about shit. 0.99
02:31:35.000 You're smart, dude. 0.98
02:31:36.000 I would love to do it.
02:31:37.000 I'd love to do it somewhere. 0.90
02:31:38.000 Why don't you ask for UFC to fucking sneak in there? 0.99
02:31:40.000 I think I have. 0.99
02:31:41.000 Uncle Creepy and they said no?
02:31:43.000 I'm pretty sure.
02:31:44.000 I don't know.
02:31:44.000 It's tough.
02:31:45.000 It's a tough rotation, Joe, to get in there.
02:31:47.000 A lot of guys waiting.
02:31:48.000 A lot of guys trying to get in. 0.99
02:31:49.000 Because they should have more than one of those fucking things. 0.99
02:31:51.000 They only have one. 1.00
02:31:53.000 What do you mean they only have one?
02:31:53.000 They should have a gang of these UFC shows.
02:31:55.000 Shows?
02:31:55.000 With a bunch of different people running them.
02:31:57.000 Just like podcasts.
02:31:58.000 Let people figure out what they like. 1.00
02:32:00.000 You can have a hundred of those fucking things. 0.99
02:32:02.000 Well, Ian, do you have a podcast? 1.00
02:32:04.000 No, not really. 1.00
02:32:05.000 Stop waiting for a fox to pull their head out of their ass and get your own shit going. 0.99
02:32:08.000 You should totally do a podcast, and if you did a podcast like Uncle Creepy's MMA picks, just a week of the fights. 1.00
02:32:14.000 Creepy MMA. That's it.
02:32:15.000 You could get it ready for the week of the fights, and you could talk mad shit, you could suck on your vaporizer, you could do it all on YouTube. 0.96
02:32:21.000 Where's that thing at? 0.98
02:32:22.000 I agree.
02:32:22.000 Especially if you really feel like your body's telling you, hey, this is the last go-around.
02:32:28.000 Get ready for something new, and that's a good way to do it.
02:32:30.000 And that way, you could use the vape pen, and you're like, what are you going to do?
02:32:33.000 Are you going to test me?
02:32:34.000 What are you going to do?
02:32:35.000 Tell me I can't do this anymore?
02:32:36.000 I'm not doing it anymore anyway.
02:32:39.000 I'll do something.
02:32:40.000 I'll figure it out.
02:32:42.000 Because I'm just saying that doing it through Fox, you've got to get sanctioned if you're going to do it through a production company or any of those.
02:32:49.000 And it's hard.
02:32:50.000 A bunch of steps, yeah.
02:32:51.000 It's hard.
02:32:52.000 Big Brown's been through the hoops.
02:32:53.000 It's hard.
02:32:54.000 You know what it is? 0.54
02:32:55.000 I've had a lot of people promise me they're going to help me do it and help me figure it out because I'm kind of retarded.
02:32:59.000 With the podcast?
02:33:01.000 With podcasts and all that stuff and then it's just never happened and I guess I'm too lazy on my own so I haven't done it.
02:33:05.000 That's a problem.
02:33:06.000 You can't be lazy. 1.00
02:33:08.000 You've got to make shit happen. 0.99
02:33:08.000 Well, I mean, now it's getting to the point where I have to. 0.99
02:33:10.000 I don't have a choice.
02:33:11.000 You've got to make it happen, man.
02:33:12.000 You can do it.
02:33:12.000 You've got a great personality.
02:33:14.000 You talk a lot of shit. 1.00
02:33:15.000 You've been in the cage. 1.00
02:33:16.000 A lot of experience. 0.99
02:33:17.000 You've been in super fucking crazy matches. 0.98
02:33:19.000 Dude, personality. 0.99
02:33:20.000 You got it.
02:33:21.000 Dude, talk to Boy McCarty.
02:33:23.000 Unless you got another...
02:33:24.000 You got another idea.
02:33:25.000 I mean, if you got something else that you're thinking, that's perfect for you. 0.99
02:33:30.000 But you're a great personality, and outside of MMA, you have great opinions on all kinds of shit. 0.99
02:33:35.000 Like, you could talk shit about everything. 0.97
02:33:37.000 You know, and Brendan, and Brian, and I, and Eddie, and all of us have proven, you don't have to be an expert in things to talk about them. 0.99
02:33:44.000 We've talked about everything from fucking genetics to rocket travel. 0.92
02:33:48.000 9-11 inside job? 0.99
02:33:50.000 9-11 inside job or not?
02:33:52.000 Do I want an inside job?
02:33:53.000 No, no.
02:33:53.000 9-11, inside job or not?
02:33:55.000 Don't do it.
02:33:57.000 That's a no.
02:33:57.000 I don't know, man.
02:33:59.000 Don't answer that.
02:34:00.000 See?
02:34:01.000 You're already smart.
02:34:02.000 Get Eddie another beer.
02:34:03.000 Let's go down the rabbit hole.
02:34:05.000 Real quick.
02:34:06.000 Real quick.
02:34:09.000 Chemtrails, yes or no.
02:34:10.000 Vaccines, a killer or an aide?
02:34:14.000 How many towers went down on 9-11?
02:34:16.000 Two or three.
02:34:17.000 We don't want to go down here, brother.
02:34:18.000 Three, right?
02:34:19.000 No, he knows. 0.99
02:34:21.000 My brother's crazy like you are, so I hear some of this stuff. 1.00
02:34:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:34:26.000 Donald Cerrone, very happy. 1.00
02:34:27.000 The fact that he knows that three towers went down means that you know your shit. 1.00
02:34:31.000 Kind of everybody knows. 1.00
02:34:32.000 No, most people don't know.
02:34:33.000 They'll say two.
02:34:34.000 Most people don't know.
02:34:36.000 Most people do not know three towers went down.
02:34:38.000 Look at Jamie trying to save the show by turning up Donald's interview.
02:34:41.000 Way to go. 1.00
02:35:03.000 Cowboy's such a fucking beast. 1.00
02:35:06.000 That's a strong, strong try. 1.00
02:35:08.000 Who's he supposed to fight? 0.99
02:35:09.000 You're supposed to fight the dirty bird. 1.00
02:35:11.000 Tim Means. 0.95
02:35:12.000 Tim Means.
02:35:12.000 Test positive.
02:35:13.000 Tim Means to this day denies he took anything wrong.
02:35:15.000 He said he took a supplement.
02:35:17.000 Everyone does that though, you know?
02:35:17.000 Well, yeah.
02:35:18.000 Has anybody ever said, okay, fuck, I was trying to get yolk, yo. 0.99
02:35:21.000 Here's what I was going to say. 0.99
02:35:23.000 I regret it.
02:35:23.000 Here's what I was going to say.
02:35:24.000 The USADA people tell us that everything, all that shit that you're buying at fucking GNC, everything is suspect. 0.98
02:35:32.000 They have a list on the USADA page where you should go. 0.98
02:35:35.000 Anybody that's thinking about competing in anything where you get tested, go to that list.
02:35:39.000 It's insane how big it is. 1.00
02:35:40.000 Well, if you're buying testosterone boosters from GNC, yeah, you're an idiot. 1.00
02:35:44.000 Dude, I've been taking supplements all my life. 1.00
02:35:46.000 I've been tested all my life.
02:35:48.000 Never once.
02:35:48.000 But you haven't been tested under the USADA guidelines.
02:35:52.000 NCAA? I got tested the other day.
02:35:54.000 I mean, like a motherfucker. 0.99
02:35:54.000 The only thing I've been taking is Onnit stuff. 0.99
02:35:57.000 And I was doing Daniele Bolelli's podcast.
02:36:01.000 They want to outlaw Onnit, by the way.
02:36:03.000 They called me and they're like, hey, where are you?
02:36:05.000 In LA? Like, well, we went by your house.
02:36:07.000 You're not there.
02:36:08.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm in LA. Went by your gym.
02:36:09.000 You're not there.
02:36:10.000 I'm like, yes, I'm in LA. Here's my address.
02:36:12.000 Meet me here.
02:36:13.000 So after...
02:36:13.000 So you have to drop whatever you're doing.
02:36:16.000 What if you had tickets to the most awesome show?
02:36:18.000 Like you're going to go to a play or something like that with your lady?
02:36:21.000 How long does it take to do this?
02:36:23.000 Once they contact you, it has to be within an hour.
02:36:25.000 So they drove.
02:36:25.000 I was literally parking.
02:36:27.000 That's so annoying.
02:36:28.000 I know. 0.94
02:36:29.000 So why don't you dickholes meet me at like 6 o'clock in the morning when I'm waking up? 0.79
02:36:33.000 If you don't make it happen, positive test. 0.95
02:36:36.000 Or you get three strikes, right?
02:36:37.000 That happened to Cowboy. 0.99
02:36:38.000 Cowboy was in fucking Vegas for the UFC. They showed up as a ranch. 0.99
02:36:41.000 He's like, where are you at?
02:36:42.000 He's like, I'm in Vegas.
02:36:43.000 You have to tell us, I'm working for the UFC. I'm in Vegas.
02:36:46.000 And they gave him a failure to notify... 1.00
02:36:49.000 Oh, fuck off. 1.00
02:36:52.000 Bunch of squares, man. 1.00
02:36:53.000 I got one of those for not filling out my...
02:36:55.000 Am I going to get in trouble for even talking about this?
02:36:58.000 I don't care.
02:36:59.000 We'll figure it out.
02:37:01.000 But for not filling out my whereabouts in time.
02:37:04.000 And they sent me a letter, and I was like, Dad, look. 0.99
02:37:06.000 It's like the fucking principal sent me a letter. 0.99
02:37:09.000 Well, you know, it all is with good intentions. 0.99
02:37:11.000 They're trying to catch more people.
02:37:13.000 I think it's good, but you know.
02:37:14.000 They're catching a lot of people. 0.94
02:37:15.000 Which is pretty fucking funny. 0.96
02:37:16.000 Catch a lot of people. 0.91
02:37:17.000 If it was up to you, a lot of fighters aren't fighting the same.
02:37:20.000 If it was up to you, would you legalize PEDs?
02:37:26.000 If it was up to you.
02:37:28.000 That's a slippery slope. 1.00
02:37:29.000 That's a tough fucking slope. 0.99
02:37:31.000 I mean, it was legal in Pride. 0.99
02:37:33.000 Look what happened there.
02:37:34.000 What's going to happen?
02:37:35.000 Well, Pride would happen.
02:37:37.000 It's tough, man.
02:37:38.000 What do you think, Joe?
02:37:39.000 It won't be mainstream if you do that.
02:37:44.000 Here's a problem.
02:37:45.000 What we're trying to do is stop progress.
02:37:46.000 The reason why steroids are awesome is because they work really good at changing your body, making you perform better.
02:37:52.000 Ultimately, when we're watching fighting, what are we trying to see?
02:37:54.000 We're trying to see people perform at their best.
02:37:56.000 So we're keeping them from the knowledge that we're currently aware of.
02:38:00.000 What are we currently aware of when it comes to performing handsome drugs?
02:38:03.000 If you use them, your body will work better.
02:38:05.000 Your body will be stronger, it'll move quicker, you have more endurance, you'll be able to perform tasks with much more veracity and intensity for longer periods of time.
02:38:14.000 So how come they can't do it?
02:38:15.000 Because using that knowledge right now is forbidden. 0.93
02:38:20.000 But it's going to come a point in time, whether it's a year from now or 20 years from now or 30 years from now, where they're going to have some undeniable shit that everybody's taking. 0.92
02:38:27.000 That people are just normally taking because it keeps you from getting sick. 0.93
02:38:30.000 It changes the way your body works.
02:38:32.000 A regular person's body looks like Yoel Romero's body.
02:38:35.000 We're all going to take it.
02:38:36.000 Everyone's going to take it.
02:38:38.000 Athletes would be taken.
02:38:39.000 Right, but then it's going to get real super weird.
02:38:40.000 It's like, well, what happened all those years when you couldn't take it or you had a high that you were taking it?
02:38:44.000 Because now they're going to have stuff that makes you...
02:38:46.000 There's not going to be people anymore.
02:38:48.000 We're going to come a time when 30 or 40 years where genetic engineering has reached a point where we're engineering human beings.
02:38:54.000 Nah, I don't want to be around that.
02:38:55.000 You're going to have a designer.
02:38:56.000 Why?
02:38:56.000 It's going to be awesome.
02:38:57.000 I'm going to be the Hulk. 1.00
02:38:58.000 Fuck off. 1.00
02:38:59.000 I'm going to jump over buildings. 1.00
02:39:00.000 Joe, you're going to be 110. We're all going to be 110. But you're going to be 110 with the science that comes from surviving till then.
02:39:08.000 They say that if you can live today, if you're like a 30-year-old guy today, and you could live to be 50, you could probably live to be 200. Fuck off, for reals. 1.00
02:39:17.000 Yes, for reals. 1.00
02:39:17.000 That's the best news I've heard all day. 1.00
02:39:18.000 They're talking about, within our lifetime, some groundbreaking, life-changing shit in life extension and how long you can live and how healthy you can be. 0.83
02:39:30.000 That's awesome, man. 0.52
02:39:31.000 That Dr. Peter Welling, whatever his name is, the Regenicene doctor, they're that close to some new thing they're going to do with collagen.
02:39:38.000 I don't know how it works, but apparently the breakthrough, if they can prove what they believe they can prove and do what they think they can do, they're going to be able to regenerate collagen in people.
02:39:48.000 Like what makes someone an old person is your collagen sort of falls apart. 0.66
02:39:51.000 Your face gets all droopy.
02:39:53.000 You lose the elasticity.
02:39:54.000 Well, they're going to be able to regenerate that. 0.99
02:39:55.000 How much is that shit going to cost before it goes through masses? 1.00
02:39:57.000 Why is the glass half full with this fucking guy? 1.00
02:40:00.000 Hey, Joe, half full or am I a realist? 1.00
02:40:03.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:40:04.000 Half full is actually meaning...
02:40:06.000 Oh, gotcha.
02:40:06.000 I thought you called me a hater again.
02:40:08.000 Okay, gotcha.
02:40:09.000 I was joking.
02:40:10.000 Gotcha.
02:40:10.000 I actually said it wrong.
02:40:12.000 I meant to say half empty.
02:40:13.000 But that is what you're doing.
02:40:14.000 He's trying to help you, Brandon.
02:40:16.000 You're going to have to accept science, Brandon Chubb.
02:40:29.000 If you were a kid and you got polio, you know, back in the day, it was over.
02:40:34.000 And then they had to come up with the vaccines and then all of a sudden, no polio.
02:40:37.000 I mean, this thing about all the different things that they figured out today.
02:40:41.000 You used to break your leg three, four hundred years ago. 1.00
02:40:43.000 You're fucked! 1.00
02:40:44.000 Now you break your leg, they fucking screw some plates in that bitch, stitch you all up, and you're good to go. 1.00
02:40:49.000 I mean, Uncle Creepy's had how many fucking surgeries? 1.00
02:40:53.000 Think about that. 0.99
02:40:54.000 All the stuff that you had done to you, if you lived 500 years ago, you'd be a dead man. 1.00
02:40:58.000 I'd be fucked, yeah. 1.00
02:40:58.000 You'd be dead. 1.00
02:40:59.000 And I would be too, and you'd be all fucked up, and you would be fucked up, because you've had hernia surgery. 1.00
02:41:04.000 I don't know about that. 0.99
02:41:05.000 I think I'd be alive.
02:41:06.000 Yeah, you'd be fine, but you'd have big holes where you're...
02:41:09.000 But I got hernias for screaming and yelling, and I wouldn't be screaming and yelling in 17 AD. You might. 1.00
02:41:16.000 You would definitely be screaming and yelling, Don't eat me! 1.00
02:41:19.000 You'd be running for these fucking zombie hordes. 1.00
02:41:22.000 But my point is that... 0.99
02:41:23.000 These guys are going to keep innovating.
02:41:25.000 Every new invention opens the door for other new inventions.
02:41:29.000 Every new technology opens the door for a whole branch of new technologies that are going to come from it. 0.74
02:41:34.000 And so they're on their way to figuring out how to regenerate tissue, the stem cell shit that they're doing today. 0.92
02:41:40.000 You know, I mean, they're doing some really insane... 0.96
02:41:42.000 Boss Rootin was telling me about how they shot stem cells in them intravenously.
02:41:45.000 That's the day with me.
02:41:47.000 Oh my god.
02:41:48.000 Really?
02:41:48.000 Intervenous stem cell and then spot injection.
02:41:50.000 Where do they get the stem cells? 0.84
02:41:52.000 Are you sure it wasn't PRP? I was both.
02:41:55.000 No.
02:41:56.000 But I had both of them done.
02:41:57.000 But stem cells is stem cells.
02:42:00.000 They are doing stem cells now.
02:42:01.000 The one that I did in Vegas was from a woman's placenta from young women that gets a Syrian section to take the placenta and they converted stem cells.
02:42:09.000 When they did it to you, what did it feel like when they shot it intravenously?
02:42:14.000 I didn't feel anything.
02:42:15.000 Nothing?
02:42:16.000 I was sitting there and, you know, we got it done.
02:42:19.000 Did it work?
02:42:20.000 Did you feel, like, amazing?
02:42:22.000 Well, I mean, it's all here, but my shoulder is healed up.
02:42:25.000 This arm's still smaller than this one.
02:42:27.000 But it just keeps coming out of socket?
02:42:29.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:42:30.000 I had torn all four of those parts, you know?
02:42:33.000 And now this thing just popped.
02:42:35.000 I felt the pop down here in, like, the muscle tendon tissue.
02:42:38.000 Oh, so it had nothing to do with the...
02:42:39.000 Well, I tore down here a little bit when I tore my shoulder, and now this is kind of where it popped.
02:42:45.000 So it tore again, so there's issues with the whole chain.
02:42:47.000 Yeah, just the whole chain.
02:42:49.000 I've been fighting with one arm for one hand at least for a couple years now.
02:42:54.000 Doing work, though.
02:42:55.000 One arm. 1.00
02:42:56.000 Punching people with this thing sucks. 1.00
02:42:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:42:59.000 God damn, you can't make a fist either? 1.00
02:43:01.000 Yeah, he can't make a fist, no. 1.00
02:43:02.000 Or the one finger.
02:43:03.000 That's incredible.
02:43:04.000 You can fire up that podcast.
02:43:05.000 You've had that operated on a few times, right?
02:43:07.000 What?
02:43:07.000 Two and a half times.
02:43:09.000 You better get on that.
02:43:10.000 Let's go and fire that podcast up, son.
02:43:13.000 Who wants to start a podcast?
02:43:15.000 But yeah, I've had my hand broken twice, three operations, and then one bad MRSA infection.
02:43:21.000 That was fun. 0.99
02:43:22.000 MRSA's scary shit, huh? 1.00
02:43:23.000 Super scary. 1.00
02:43:23.000 Having MRSA, because I ended up in Brazil with a blood infection. 1.00
02:43:27.000 I don't know if it was MRSA or not, but it was in my blood.
02:43:29.000 Oh my God.
02:43:30.000 I had this infection.
02:43:31.000 In Brazil?
02:43:31.000 Remember when I went to fight Lineker the first time and I made Wayans?
02:43:34.000 That's what happened?
02:43:35.000 I walked in the back and I took one bite of fruit and then just...
02:43:38.000 And you know Isabella?
02:43:42.000 Isabella?
02:43:43.000 Yeah, the girl that runs the shows down there. 0.98
02:43:45.000 Probably know of our face.
02:43:46.000 She was just like, everyone get out.
02:43:49.000 Everyone out.
02:43:49.000 And they just hooked me up with IVs.
02:43:52.000 So what kind of blood infection was it, did they say?
02:43:55.000 I didn't ask.
02:43:56.000 How about Denny's knee?
02:43:59.000 Nobody knew.
02:43:59.000 Denny, he did the last EBI, EBI 5. He looked good, too.
02:44:04.000 He looked good, but he didn't train at all for that.
02:44:06.000 Nobody knew.
02:44:07.000 No, he wasn't going to do it.
02:44:09.000 He had MRSA inside his knee the whole training camp.
02:44:12.000 Yeah, I didn't tell people who it was, but I put the picture of his knee up on my Instagram.
02:44:17.000 Put it, see if you can find it, Jamie.
02:44:19.000 It's from a few months ago.
02:44:20.000 Yeah, he was right in the middle of EBI 5 training camp, and I gave him, I said, you know what, I'm not going to pull you.
02:44:28.000 And he goes, let's wait until two weeks before the show and we'll see where we're at.
02:44:34.000 And that two week mark, that's when he started, he was able to roll light.
02:44:38.000 So we're like, you want to go for it?
02:44:40.000 There was so many times where it was 100% that he was out, but I wouldn't, I just said, let's wait, let's see what happens. 0.99
02:44:47.000 Those fucking pictures of his knee, no one knew who the fuck that was. 0.99
02:44:51.000 No, I didn't say who it was. 1.00
02:44:53.000 Yeah.
02:44:53.000 I put the pictures up on Instagram because I wanted to alert people to the dangers of staph infection.
02:44:58.000 Because a lot of jujitsu places, they don't tell people about staph. 0.93
02:45:02.000 And so you get like a bump on your knee and you don't know what the fuck it is. 0.85
02:45:06.000 And then it gets worse and then you ignore it. 0.98
02:45:08.000 And then it gets to the point where it's systemic.
02:45:10.000 If you think you have a pimple or a spider bite and you keep itching something and it keeps getting bigger and bigger, you might have staph.
02:45:18.000 You might have MRSA. If you think there was a spider bite on you, on your leg or your arm, or a pimple that just got infected, run to the hospital. 0.99
02:45:26.000 That's what I thought.
02:45:27.000 Denny could have died, man.
02:45:28.000 I thought it was a spider bite in my armpit.
02:45:31.000 I was wrestling and... 0.99
02:45:33.000 I sent a picture of my coaches, a big ass thing. 0.96
02:45:35.000 I go, hey man, I think I got a spider bite. 0.99
02:45:37.000 And he goes, have you been to fucking Africa lately? 0.99
02:45:39.000 What spider would do that? 1.00
02:45:41.000 That's staph.
02:45:41.000 It was like huge, two white bubbles out of my armpit.
02:45:45.000 Nasty, man. 1.00
02:45:46.000 Where'd you go, Africa? 1.00
02:45:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:45:48.000 Where the fuck you been, Africa? 1.00
02:45:49.000 The first time I had it was in my knee. 1.00
02:45:51.000 Fucking a decade ago. 0.99
02:45:53.000 Right when Mercer first came out. 0.99
02:45:55.000 And Mike Guymon had it.
02:45:56.000 And he goes, hey, get to the hospital. 1.00
02:45:57.000 God damn. 1.00
02:45:57.000 There's something fucking wrong with you. 1.00
02:45:59.000 That's Denny's knee. 1.00
02:46:00.000 That was like...
02:46:02.000 Three weeks before EBI. What a badass.
02:46:04.000 He did it.
02:46:05.000 He did it.
02:46:07.000 I just had to put that up there.
02:46:09.000 That's Denny Procopo's knee.
02:46:11.000 He's such a nice guy too, man.
02:46:13.000 He was in the hospital for a week.
02:46:15.000 He was in the hospital for a week.
02:46:17.000 They had a suction machine on his knee all day, every day. 0.99
02:46:21.000 A machine that sucked shit out of his knee. 0.99
02:46:24.000 That's a bummer. 0.99
02:46:25.000 I think Joe Riggs went down from a broken arm.
02:46:29.000 Yeah?
02:46:29.000 Yeah, he went down and immediately grabbed his arm when he went down.
02:46:32.000 He tried blocking the knee with his forearm?
02:46:34.000 Yeah, he blocked those ruthless, Kamosi knees. 1.00
02:46:37.000 I think he might have broken his arm.
02:46:38.000 Good for Kamosi, man. 1.00
02:46:38.000 Good for him. 1.00
02:46:40.000 Kenny's back!
02:46:41.000 First time Kenny's back, yeah.
02:46:44.000 Yeah, that whole situation.
02:46:46.000 I'm glad he didn't completely lose his job, because it's not like Kenny doesn't know a lot about MMA. But you've got to give credit where credit's deserved.
02:46:53.000 Yeah, he can't do that.
02:46:54.000 And now he'll know, and he'll never do it again, you know?
02:46:57.000 I'm a fan of a guy getting a second chance.
02:47:00.000 Four, five, six.
02:47:02.000 Oh my god, six hard, full power hits.
02:47:04.000 That's how many times Hoyce hit Ken Shamrock.
02:47:07.000 Six hits.
02:47:08.000 And the side of the face.
02:47:09.000 Bah, bah, bah! 0.99
02:47:11.000 I think, first of all, Ken needs a fucking diamond MMA cup. 0.99
02:47:15.000 You know, he needs one of them compression cups. 0.99
02:47:17.000 I wish we had gotten them.
02:47:18.000 And you know when they say wrestlers, no matter what the strategy is, like if a wrestler wants to stand, you know, his strategy is to stand in bag.
02:47:24.000 People say that when the chaos sets in, wrestlers revert to their wrestling, and in the chaos, they're going to shoot.
02:47:30.000 They're going to shoot, right?
02:47:31.000 I think, I swear, I think Ken reverts to pro wrestling or something.
02:47:35.000 It's just how many times against the soccer robber fight, he goes down, he's complaining, he's always complaining.
02:47:41.000 There's always some kind of complaint at the end. 0.99
02:47:43.000 That's like wrestling and shit. 0.98
02:47:44.000 To me, isn't that what they do in pro wrestling? 0.99
02:47:47.000 Wow, yeah.
02:47:48.000 It's like he's reverting to that act.
02:47:49.000 He's like a showman.
02:47:50.000 Yeah, he's reverting to that showmanism.
02:47:52.000 Because I've seen guys get kicked in the nuts horribly and they didn't, you know what I'm saying?
02:47:56.000 I'm not saying he purposely stopped, but that delay was interesting.
02:48:00.000 Do you think it's possible that he got hit in the nuts and he's like, this is my way out?
02:48:04.000 Yes.
02:48:04.000 I'm not saying that happened, but that's an option.
02:48:07.000 I didn't think that at all.
02:48:08.000 I'm not saying I think that.
02:48:10.000 What did you think?
02:48:10.000 I thought, well, I had to see the replay to see that he got kicked in the nuts because Jimmy Smith seemed to be incredulous at first.
02:48:16.000 He was saying that it was a shot to the head and that maybe Ken had gotten knocked out maybe and thought he got hit in the nuts or something.
02:48:21.000 But when they showed it again, they went one step before.
02:48:24.000 You see it's clear.
02:48:25.000 It definitely goes right to the nuts.
02:48:26.000 And the way he's adjusting it...
02:48:28.000 That sounds to me like you didn't have a good cup, you know?
02:48:31.000 If you have a Thai steel cup, or if you have a real good, like a Diamond MMA compression insurance cup, it wouldn't affect you that bad.
02:48:38.000 Because it wasn't like Melvin Manhoof was needing him.
02:48:40.000 It wasn't that low.
02:48:41.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:48:42.000 Exactly.
02:48:43.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
02:48:44.000 I'm just saying I've seen worse nut shots where guys are like, damn, bro. 0.99
02:48:47.000 I'm like, hold up. 0.99
02:48:48.000 Back, hold up. 0.87
02:48:48.000 And then you get five minutes. 0.87
02:48:49.000 He's 52. He's 50. Those nuts hang low.
02:48:52.000 It might have been real bad.
02:48:53.000 Yeah.
02:48:53.000 I'm not saying that.
02:48:54.000 What about the delay, though?
02:48:55.000 What about the delay, though?
02:48:55.000 What about the delay?
02:48:56.000 They were actually under the cuff.
02:48:57.000 Have we ever seen a delay like that?
02:48:59.000 They were hanging on the outside.
02:49:00.000 That's what I'm thinking.
02:49:01.000 Have we ever seen a delay like that, though?
02:49:03.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.84
02:49:04.000 A guy get in the balls, and then there's a delay. 0.95
02:49:06.000 There's a delay. 0.98
02:49:06.000 There's always a delay. 0.98
02:49:07.000 Really?
02:49:07.000 There's always a delay.
02:49:08.000 Okay, so that wasn't odd.
02:49:09.000 See, I thought that was odd, but if you don't think that was odd, I believe you guys.
02:49:12.000 You guys are the encyclopedia.
02:49:13.000 Why is that?
02:49:13.000 The delay is automatic.
02:49:15.000 Yeah.
02:49:15.000 Why is that?
02:49:16.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:49:16.000 The brain's like, ah, fuck. 1.00
02:49:17.000 But in MMA, though, in MMA, when a guy gets hit in the balls and there's a break, it's the hit in the balls and he goes, boom, in the break. 1.00
02:49:23.000 There's never a hit in the balls.
02:49:25.000 Wait a while.
02:49:26.000 You know what?
02:49:26.000 That's the longest delay I've ever seen.
02:49:27.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:49:28.000 Eddie has a good point.
02:49:30.000 Watch it again.
02:49:30.000 We never see that in MMA. Well, when you watch it again, let's take a look at it again, because it's kind of a crazy...
02:49:35.000 The delay is long.
02:49:36.000 Yeah, we never see that.
02:49:38.000 You get hit in the balls and the guy goes, okay, fall!
02:49:40.000 Joe has a good point. 0.96
02:49:41.000 We've never seen a 50-year-old get hit in the nuts, though.
02:49:43.000 Boom! 0.99
02:49:43.000 And they're exchanging shots. 0.99
02:49:45.000 Okay, there was a nut shot right there.
02:49:46.000 And Hoist hit him good on the chin, though.
02:49:48.000 The one on the chin was good.
02:49:49.000 The takedown's good.
02:49:50.000 Hammer fist is good.
02:49:51.000 Oh, wait a minute. 1.00
02:49:52.000 Now, from that angle, maybe he was holding his balls. 1.00
02:49:54.000 He was definitely holding his balls. 1.00
02:49:55.000 He was holding his balls. 1.00
02:49:56.000 But that's a legit knockdown. 0.99
02:49:58.000 The knee to the face is legit. 1.00
02:50:00.000 The knee is before...
02:50:01.000 See, this is what you're talking about.
02:50:02.000 This seems kind of...
02:50:04.000 Acted out.
02:50:04.000 Wait a minute.
02:50:05.000 Okay, ball shot.
02:50:07.000 But watch this right to the chin.
02:50:08.000 Look how long it takes.
02:50:10.000 Okay, we need to see the whole thing.
02:50:11.000 They didn't show the knee to the chin.
02:50:12.000 Back it up again, Jamie. 0.99
02:50:13.000 When he did take him down, now that I see, it did look like he was complaining about the balls. 0.97
02:50:17.000 Once the fight got to the ground. 0.96
02:50:19.000 Go way back, Jamie.
02:50:20.000 I'm starting to look at things differently now.
02:50:22.000 If you know it's going to be over, you're going to try and sell it.
02:50:23.000 But watch it here.
02:50:24.000 But why would he think it was over just because it got taken down?
02:50:27.000 Here, we're going to watch the whole fight.
02:50:28.000 Here it goes.
02:50:31.000 Okay, where's the ball shot?
02:50:33.000 Right there.
02:50:34.000 Boom.
02:50:34.000 Right there.
02:50:35.000 That was it.
02:50:35.000 That was it.
02:50:36.000 Look how long it is. 0.99
02:50:36.000 That's the one that landed the balls, and that's the one on the chin. 0.99
02:50:38.000 Yes. 0.99
02:50:39.000 The right knee. 1.00
02:50:39.000 Is he holding his balls? 1.00
02:50:40.000 Is he hurt right there? 1.00
02:50:41.000 Yes, he's holding his balls. 0.99
02:50:42.000 But was it from the face shot? 0.99
02:50:43.000 Well, he definitely got dropped from a hard knee to the face.
02:50:47.000 Those are some solid shots, though.
02:50:47.000 In the nuts and face.
02:50:49.000 But he did yell and say, you hit me in the balls. 0.99
02:50:52.000 There should be a rematch, then. 0.98
02:50:53.000 Oh no, we don't need to do that.
02:50:56.000 There's enough controversy in this to have an immediate rematch.
02:50:59.000 Or a GoFundMe, where everybody donates a dollar to make sure Bellator never does this again.
02:51:06.000 I'll text Rich Cho tonight after this.
02:51:09.000 And Ken, he sort of recovered his composure.
02:51:14.000 I have nothing against 50-year-old fighting.
02:51:16.000 You guys have something against that?
02:51:17.000 What's wrong with a guy that's 55 fighting?
02:51:19.000 I don't enjoy it.
02:51:20.000 As long as they're both 50, I don't have a problem with it.
02:51:22.000 Who cares?
02:51:23.000 I don't enjoy it.
02:51:24.000 As long as they're both the same age where you know you're not dealing with one guy.
02:51:26.000 There's badass 55-year-olds out there. 1.00
02:51:28.000 Chuck Norris at 55 was the shit. 1.00
02:51:30.000 I'm not watching it. 0.99
02:51:30.000 You don't want to see Chuck Norris at 55 fight in Rumble. 0.99
02:51:34.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:51:34.000 I don't see 55-year-olds fight, man.
02:51:37.000 It's not my cup of tea.
02:51:38.000 And why not?
02:51:39.000 It's very reasonable.
02:51:40.000 Why not?
02:51:40.000 Very reasonable.
02:51:41.000 Especially two legends.
02:51:42.000 I like to remember them as the legends.
02:51:43.000 I don't like seeing six-year-old fights either.
02:51:45.000 No, me neither, bro.
02:51:46.000 What about an eight-year-old?
02:51:47.000 Six-year-old Taekwondo kids head-kicking each other.
02:51:49.000 Yeah, I don't see that.
02:51:50.000 That counts.
02:51:51.000 I don't see that.
02:51:51.000 Yeah.
02:51:52.000 I run the kids' program at Oyama's.
02:51:54.000 Yeah?
02:51:54.000 I don't let them spar.
02:51:56.000 Like, I don't want to see Larry Bird.
02:51:57.000 Do you let them light spar?
02:51:57.000 Do they go through the movements?
02:51:59.000 Yeah, to the body.
02:52:00.000 They kind of touch.
02:52:00.000 I let them play like Taekwondo kids.
02:52:01.000 They just touch.
02:52:02.000 Makes sense.
02:52:03.000 But Tyrone Woodley, what a strong beard game.
02:52:06.000 No respect for the internal organs.
02:52:09.000 He's in a weird spot, huh?
02:52:10.000 Woodley's in a weird spot.
02:52:11.000 He deserves a title shot, sort of, but no one wants to see it.
02:52:14.000 Wonderboy outshined him.
02:52:15.000 Oh my god, did he?
02:52:16.000 So now everyone's demanding Wonderboy, and the way the UFC works, but I think Woodley's still getting the title shot.
02:52:22.000 Is he?
02:52:22.000 Well, if it's going to go Rory and...
02:52:24.000 It might not.
02:52:25.000 I'm not saying it is, but let's say they do Rory vs.
02:52:28.000 Wonderboy, Woodley would have to get the title shot.
02:52:30.000 Yes. 0.99
02:52:31.000 Or, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, Conor wins quick against Dos Anjos and says, Robbie Loder, if you've got any fucking courage. 0.98
02:52:40.000 Oh, he trumps all. 0.98
02:52:41.000 He trumps all.
02:52:42.000 He trumps all.
02:52:45.000 Then that's the fight. 0.99
02:52:46.000 Then we're all fucked, because that's the fight. 0.99
02:52:48.000 If he beats Dos Anjos and challenges Lawler, the world ends. 1.00
02:52:52.000 No one watches anything.
02:52:53.000 Everything goes down.
02:52:54.000 Except for Conor.
02:52:55.000 Every show on television says, we're just going to take the night off.
02:52:59.000 There's no need for anything other than this.
02:53:01.000 We'll throw some children's shows on Nickelodeon.
02:53:03.000 Where would they have it?
02:53:04.000 Oh, they'd have to have it on the moon.
02:53:05.000 Crow Park? 0.99
02:53:07.000 Richard Branson would be shuttling motherfuckers up to the moon. 0.99
02:53:11.000 Every channel would have reruns on Killigan's Island. 0.98
02:53:14.000 So if he beat Dos Anjos and then he beats Robbie Lawler, is he the greatest fighter of all time?
02:53:19.000 He's the greatest ever.
02:53:20.000 If he beats Dos Anjos, he's in the running to be the greatest ever.
02:53:22.000 Of course.
02:53:23.000 He's in the running.
02:53:25.000 Look, I say the greatest ever a little bit too liberally.
02:53:28.000 I'll be honest.
02:53:29.000 I know I do.
02:53:30.000 But it's tough to find a guy who's even close to as exciting in what he's attempting to accomplish.
02:53:37.000 It's easy when you go back after the dust has settled and say, well, you've got to look at Fedor like Fedor was the greatest ever.
02:53:46.000 Yes, he was one of the greatest ever, for sure.
02:53:48.000 At that time, for sure.
02:53:50.000 I think Anderson, if I look at movements and what he's doing, I kind of give the edge to Anderson, but I can see the argument.
02:53:57.000 But if Conor can beat Dos Anjos and he starches him...
02:54:01.000 I don't see any argument.
02:54:03.000 Especially with the level the game's at right now.
02:54:04.000 Especially since we've already seen Fedor go down and get knocked the fuck out a few times.
02:54:10.000 Same thing with Anderson.
02:54:11.000 We've already seen them go down.
02:54:13.000 We haven't seen Conor go down, so you've got to give the edge to Conor so far.
02:54:17.000 Sort of, but we haven't seen Conor fight the kind of guys that Fedor fought in his prime, walked down Crow Cop, remember that?
02:54:23.000 You know, the Randleman one.
02:54:24.000 Again, one-dimensional guys.
02:54:26.000 A lot of one-dimensional guys.
02:54:27.000 Conor's fighting the best of the best, and they're all good at everything.
02:54:30.000 It was just a different time back then.
02:54:34.000 No, it's not their fault.
02:54:35.000 I'm just saying, if Conor were to win three belts, he's by far the best.
02:54:38.000 Oh, hands down.
02:54:40.000 That's like Mackenzie Dern versus Paige Van Zandt right there. 0.99
02:54:44.000 Well, it's a guy who really didn't...
02:54:46.000 We're looking at Cody Garbrandt, and what's the guy's name?
02:54:49.000 Taquino?
02:54:50.000 Augusto Mendez. 0.78
02:54:51.000 He just doesn't have the stand-up to stand with a vicious, nasty boxer.
02:54:56.000 For a long time, yeah.
02:54:57.000 Garbrandt can crack.
02:54:58.000 He's got really good timing.
02:55:00.000 He's real confident with his striking, and he's just out showing up.
02:55:03.000 What do you guys think of Anderson Silva-Bisby?
02:55:05.000 Is that next week?
02:55:06.000 Yep.
02:55:07.000 Who's in town?
02:55:08.000 I'm out of town, unfortunately. 1.00
02:55:09.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00
02:55:10.000 I'll be here. 1.00
02:55:11.000 I'm out of town.
02:55:12.000 How dare you have another life?
02:55:13.000 I so wish I didn't.
02:55:13.000 What day is that?
02:55:14.000 Saturday?
02:55:15.000 Yeah.
02:55:15.000 That's an interesting fight, though, at this point in Anderson's life.
02:55:18.000 Because, you know...
02:55:19.000 What do you think's gonna happen, though?
02:55:21.000 Depends what Anderson comes.
02:55:22.000 It depends on how much Bisping can get in his head. 1.00
02:55:25.000 Bisping talks mad shit. 1.00
02:55:27.000 He's already been mocking him about Viagra and all that. 1.00
02:55:29.000 That's not gonna work, I don't think.
02:55:30.000 I don't know.
02:55:31.000 Look, Anderson had a hard time pulling the trigger against Nick Diaz.
02:55:33.000 I think Bisping beats him.
02:55:34.000 Do you really?
02:55:35.000 In a decision.
02:55:36.000 Wow.
02:55:36.000 And he started crying after.
02:55:37.000 He broke down crying after. 0.99
02:55:38.000 And then with all this shit that's gone on, I mean... 0.99
02:55:41.000 You know what the X factor is here? 1.00
02:55:43.000 Fucking Bisping's left eye. 1.00
02:55:45.000 And against Southpaw's, he gets fucking kicks. 1.00
02:55:47.000 It's his right eye. 1.00
02:55:48.000 It's his right eye, sorry. 0.99
02:55:49.000 And against Southpaw's, he eats fucking left kicks and left hands. 0.99
02:55:52.000 That could be a factor for sure. 1.00
02:55:54.000 Huge factor.
02:55:55.000 You know, another factor could be he's fighting in England.
02:55:57.000 Oh.
02:55:57.000 He's never lost in England.
02:55:58.000 Dude, he's an animal in England. 1.00
02:55:59.000 They fucking love him. 0.99
02:56:01.000 There's very few places where he goes where he gets that kind of round of applause. 0.99
02:56:04.000 When he goes to America, he gets booed all the time.
02:56:07.000 He's never been a fan favorite here.
02:56:09.000 No, but in England, man, I've called his fights in Manchester. 0.99
02:56:13.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:56:14.000 That's his shit, son. 1.00
02:56:15.000 When he gets out there, man, they go fucking bananas. 1.00
02:56:18.000 It's a good fight. 0.99
02:56:18.000 I think Bisping wins, though. 0.99
02:56:19.000 They go bananas. 0.99
02:56:21.000 Look, you gotta give that guy his props because Mike Bisping is fucking... 0.99
02:56:26.000 He is lasting. 0.98
02:56:28.000 Dude, he's fought everybody.
02:56:30.000 He's only lost a few guys.
02:56:32.000 And most are PD users.
02:56:33.000 And he doesn't lose his enthusiasm.
02:56:36.000 He keeps getting better and better, little by little, each fight.
02:56:39.000 And his mental toughness.
02:56:41.000 Unbelievable.
02:56:42.000 I've never trained with anyone like him. 1.00
02:56:44.000 When he fights, he says the best shit. 1.00
02:56:46.000 In what way? 1.00
02:56:47.000 When he drills, he's going full speed, drilling, boom, just nonstop, moving, nonstop.
02:56:53.000 Crazy cardio.
02:56:53.000 His cardio is resting heart rate.
02:56:55.000 It's 34 beats a minute.
02:56:56.000 Dude, he's like a hummingbird.
02:56:57.000 I've never seen anything like it.
02:56:58.000 It's incredible.
02:56:59.000 Wearing guys out just drilling.
02:57:01.000 So what do you think it is that kept him from beating all the best guys?
02:57:05.000 There's just something.
02:57:07.000 It's that it factor.
02:57:08.000 Knockout power.
02:57:09.000 He doesn't have any knockout power.
02:57:10.000 He's good at everything, but he's not great at anything.
02:57:13.000 Jason Perillo told me he hits hard.
02:57:14.000 He said he holds the pad for him.
02:57:15.000 He goes, don't let anybody tell you this guy doesn't hit hard.
02:57:17.000 Well, no, that's great.
02:57:18.000 His coach said that.
02:57:18.000 I'm going based off his 30 fights.
02:57:21.000 Well, yeah.
02:57:22.000 The guys he stopped, he stopped like Kung Lee from like a barrage of shots. 0.99
02:57:26.000 Kung Lee stopped fucking... 1.00
02:57:28.000 Jorge Rivera. 1.00
02:57:29.000 Yes, Jorge.
02:57:30.000 Jason Miller.
02:57:31.000 Yes.
02:57:32.000 Like straight KO power.
02:57:34.000 No.
02:57:34.000 No.
02:57:35.000 There's just something there.
02:57:36.000 Not that kind of fighter.
02:57:38.000 Different kind of fighter.
02:57:38.000 Just a great middleweight, though, man.
02:57:40.000 You don't want to fight that guy.
02:57:41.000 He's beat some of the best.
02:57:42.000 He's lost some of the best.
02:57:44.000 He's an animal.
02:57:44.000 That's one of the reasons why it was so impressive that Rockhold handled him.
02:57:47.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:57:48.000 One of the very few one-armed guillotines ever in the UFC, too.
02:57:52.000 Think what set it up.
02:57:53.000 That kick. 0.88
02:57:54.000 Huge.
02:57:55.000 That head kick.
02:57:55.000 His left side is very powerful.
02:57:57.000 And he's so long that you have to kind of stay in his kicking range in order to try to close the distance and get to punching range.
02:58:03.000 And that left kick is so powerful.
02:58:05.000 You don't want to hold pads for Rockhold when he's throwing that left kick. 0.97
02:58:09.000 If I'm Anderson Silva, though, man, that's what I'm southpaw and I'm fucking attacking that right eye. 0.94
02:58:14.000 Talk to Javier Mendez about holding pads for Rockhold. 0.98
02:58:17.000 It's gotta be horrible.
02:58:18.000 Oh my god, you ever see videos of him kicking the pads?
02:58:21.000 He's terrifying.
02:58:22.000 See if you can find Luke Rockhold kicking the tie pads.
02:58:26.000 Dude, he has so much length and torque.
02:58:30.000 I think the scariest guy I ever saw kick the pads is Manhoof.
02:58:33.000 Manhoof to this day is the scariest guy.
02:58:35.000 Pedro Izzo?
02:58:36.000 Well, Pedro Izzo hits a bag.
02:58:38.000 I've seen him hit a bag really hard, but Manhoof is way faster, more explosive.
02:58:41.000 Let me check Rockhold out.
02:58:43.000 Give me some volume on this. 1.00
02:58:46.000 Some fucking power in that leg, son. 1.00
02:58:51.000 He walks you down and slams that fucking thing in over and over again. 1.00
02:58:55.000 Rockhold both kicks hard, man. 1.00
02:58:56.000 He kicks very hard.
02:58:57.000 I got to watch Pedro, Peter Ayurts, and Marco Huas.
02:59:02.000 Jesus.
02:59:02.000 Wait, is that Rockhold at the Mayweather gym next?
02:59:04.000 Is that what that said?
02:59:05.000 Put that up.
02:59:06.000 Let me see that. 0.73
02:59:06.000 At Marco's gym in Laguna Niguel fucking over a decade ago. 0.73
02:59:10.000 And just seeing these fucking monsters, I was like a little kid like, what the fuck? 1.00
02:59:12.000 Just doing work. 1.00
02:59:14.000 How genius is the viral aspect of these YouTube videos where one will show you the next one in the little play thing.
02:59:20.000 It starts spinning.
02:59:21.000 Like, why don't you stick around?
02:59:22.000 Oh, I know.
02:59:22.000 You think that's cool?
02:59:24.000 Check this out.
02:59:25.000 They have it queued up for you.
02:59:26.000 That's brilliant.
02:59:26.000 YouTube rules.
02:59:27.000 Look how Rockhold is fighting with Barefoot here.
02:59:31.000 Smart.
02:59:31.000 Do you ever go on YouTube and just say, I don't have nothing to watch, but I'm gonna go on YouTube and find something?
02:59:35.000 Do you ever do that?
02:59:35.000 He's in Mayweather's Gym.
02:59:37.000 All the fucking time. 1.00
02:59:37.000 He's in Mayweather's Gym. 1.00
02:59:38.000 I go with their suggestions. 1.00
02:59:40.000 I go to my homepage and they have all the shit suggested and I'm like, let's watch some of this shit. 1.00
02:59:45.000 Very entertaining. 0.99
02:59:46.000 Rockhold's showing some fairly decent boxing.
02:59:48.000 Oh, yeah.
02:59:49.000 Those guys get so much power out of their shoes, too.
02:59:51.000 Their shoes are so flat and strong.
02:59:52.000 The grim.
02:59:53.000 Yeah.
02:59:53.000 It definitely helps.
02:59:54.000 It's not smart to go with shoes all the time.
02:59:56.000 Ooh, it's sneaky.
02:59:58.000 Sneaky shoes.
02:59:58.000 You've got to go with what you're going to fight.
03:00:00.000 You've got to go.
03:00:00.000 Yes, I agree.
03:00:01.000 Same thing, because side control with wrestling shoes is death.
03:00:04.000 Death.
03:00:04.000 Oh, man.
03:00:05.000 Dude, you could just drive into them.
03:00:07.000 You could weigh 500 pounds on a guy.
03:00:09.000 You take the shoes off, it's a little different.
03:00:10.000 That's why I was interested in...
03:00:11.000 A lot of that pressure's gone.
03:00:12.000 Josh Barnett fought Huron.
03:00:14.000 And showed up with those wrestling shoes on. 0.96
03:00:16.000 And the tights.
03:00:17.000 And Dean Lister, same thing.
03:00:19.000 There's always cons, too.
03:00:20.000 You can get foot locks a lot easier.
03:00:22.000 It's hard to pull that foot out.
03:00:24.000 How gangster is he, then, that he did it with Dean Lister?
03:00:27.000 Yep.
03:00:27.000 That's Barnett, though.
03:00:29.000 He's like, dude, this is what got me to the party. 1.00
03:00:30.000 Check this shit out. 1.00
03:00:31.000 Submitted both of them. 1.00
03:00:32.000 Not only that, he's dressing like an old carny wrestler.
03:00:35.000 I mean, he did.
03:00:36.000 He had, like, old tight shorts on.
03:00:38.000 Not even a Speedo.
03:00:40.000 He had, like, a high-waisted...
03:00:43.000 He's single-handedly bringing back Kent Wrestling.
03:00:45.000 Can you believe he got submitted by Rothwell?
03:00:47.000 Anybody can get submitted.
03:00:49.000 It doesn't diminish him at all.
03:00:51.000 I got submitted five times.
03:00:53.000 Barnett's one of the best of all time.
03:00:54.000 I love that guy.
03:00:55.000 He got cracked, didn't he?
03:00:57.000 I can't remember, right?
03:00:58.000 No, he shot in. 1.00
03:00:59.000 I don't remember exactly what the transition was, but that is apparently Rothwell's shit. 1.00
03:01:04.000 If Rothwell gets a hold of your neck from that ten-finger guillotine position, he just tucks that bitch in tight and chokes the fuck out of you. 1.00
03:01:11.000 I'm saying if you gave me a hundred guesses, Rothwell's cementum would not be in there. 1.00
03:01:14.000 I would say the same.
03:01:15.000 Do you know the grip he's using?
03:01:17.000 What is the grip he's using?
03:01:18.000 I don't know.
03:01:18.000 It's hidden.
03:01:19.000 And you have him and you're stuck to the fence.
03:01:21.000 It's almost like a fence.
03:01:21.000 Because it's under.
03:01:22.000 Rothwell's huge.
03:01:24.000 Yeah, he's calling it a go-go choke, right? 0.86
03:01:27.000 So what that means to me is that he's sticking something into your neck.
03:01:30.000 Because he's doing it like a go-go plata where it goes into your windpipe.
03:01:33.000 So I'm thinking he's holding his knuckles in some way that he's driving the knuckles.
03:01:37.000 But then he also goes to the side with it.
03:01:40.000 He's one of Hickson's black belts.
03:01:41.000 They called Hickson up the night before, apparently.
03:01:44.000 Krohn's really good at that.
03:01:45.000 Really?
03:01:46.000 Oh, is he really?
03:01:47.000 Krohn's has crazy guillotines.
03:01:49.000 But this is not exactly like a guillotine.
03:01:51.000 Well, it's a form of a guillotine.
03:01:52.000 Something like that.
03:01:52.000 It's a form of a guillotine.
03:01:53.000 It's fucking nasty, though. 0.99
03:01:54.000 What they're saying is, yeah, the knuckles are here. 0.99
03:01:57.000 You can kind of see it.
03:01:58.000 The knuckles are going deep into the neck as opposed to the regular guillotine where you're cutting off the windpipe or cutting off, rather, the blood on the sides.
03:02:06.000 Well, a Marcelotine, same thing.
03:02:07.000 High elbow guillotine.
03:02:09.000 It's a trachea smash.
03:02:10.000 I like Rothwell over Junior Dos Santos.
03:02:12.000 I keep picking against him.
03:02:14.000 I got to stop.
03:02:15.000 That trachea smash is nasty.
03:02:17.000 Those are quick taps.
03:02:18.000 If it's good or it's right, it's immediate.
03:02:21.000 You know who's got a nasty one of those?
03:02:23.000 Amal Easton.
03:02:24.000 He's got a nasty one of those.
03:02:25.000 Super nasty.
03:02:26.000 He demonstrated it on me, man.
03:02:29.000 I couldn't tap quick enough.
03:02:30.000 It's one of those... 0.99
03:02:34.000 Certain guys man like I would I don't want Uriah to strangle me But I would like to know what's going on with that because he's one of those motherfuckers and Benavidez is another one Gets a hold of your neck man. 0.98
03:02:45.000 Remember when Benavidez fought Tim Elliott and he had a tap with his feet Dude. 1.00
03:02:50.000 Some shit, son. 0.99
03:02:52.000 Benavidez has got some scoweeze. 1.00
03:02:55.000 He's got some scoweeze.
03:02:57.000 There's a lot going on with that neck.
03:02:58.000 A lot of different ways to squeeze it.
03:03:00.000 Just because you're good at one way doesn't mean you're going to be good at any other way.
03:03:03.000 You've got to spend time on each way.
03:03:06.000 People don't realize how big he is either.
03:03:08.000 I remember when I found him, I was like, you're a giant.
03:03:11.000 He's a gorilla. 0.97
03:03:11.000 You're a gorilla. 0.97
03:03:12.000 He's a gorilla of gorillas. 0.95
03:03:13.000 I'm not really a gorilla. 0.98
03:03:14.000 You're a gorilla. 0.92
03:03:15.000 Just look at you, you're sitting next to Ian. 0.93
03:03:16.000 Hey, buddy!
03:03:18.000 Look at this!
03:03:19.000 Look at this picture of Benavidez with almost like a mount guard, which I love.
03:03:25.000 Skydiving.
03:03:25.000 That's the most nasty control.
03:03:27.000 Skydiving, I love it, Eddie. 0.98
03:03:28.000 And then on top of that, he's just fucking skumushing him. 0.98
03:03:32.000 I'm going to tap with his feet. 0.98
03:03:34.000 Yeah, both hands trapped.
03:03:35.000 Can't even say tap because he's eating some oblique.
03:03:39.000 That's humiliating.
03:03:40.000 That's not tapping your feet.
03:03:42.000 God, man.
03:03:42.000 He taps so hard with his feet, too.
03:03:44.000 It wasn't even like a...
03:03:45.000 No.
03:03:46.000 The second you see that, the second you see that image, you're like, oh, that guy knows what he's doing.
03:03:49.000 Like, as soon as you see that, you're like, no beginner gets in positions like that.
03:03:53.000 And one of the best, nicest guys of all time. 1.00
03:03:55.000 Benavidez is a motherfucker. 0.99
03:03:57.000 The salt of the earth. 1.00
03:03:58.000 He is an awesome...
03:03:59.000 Oh, is there a video that actually shows it?
03:04:01.000 Oh, yeah. 0.85
03:04:03.000 Benefine is a monster, man. 0.91
03:04:04.000 His grappling is so strong.
03:04:06.000 Really underrated because you always see him moving well and punching and footwork and kicks and stuff.
03:04:11.000 You see him just being an overall fighter.
03:04:14.000 But his ground game, Elliott was a wrestler.
03:04:16.000 Elliott's a tough guy.
03:04:17.000 Yeah, good wrestler. 0.98
03:04:18.000 When he got Elliott to the ground and I saw him just immediately advancing and just clamping down, I was like, ooh, this is a high-level fucking position for him. 0.97
03:04:27.000 Love it. 0.97
03:04:28.000 But he's another guy where...
03:04:30.000 You know how badass this was?
03:04:31.000 As he mounted, he hit it.
03:04:33.000 I mean, do you know how badass that is?
03:04:34.000 You never see that in MMA. Never see that.
03:04:39.000 That's just like classic shit. 1.00
03:04:41.000 You see it in class. 1.00
03:04:42.000 For sure. 1.00
03:04:43.000 You see shit in class all the time, but it doesn't quite make it over to the UFC. High-level competition. 1.00
03:04:48.000 Benavidez has the Misha Tate syndrome, where if there's no Ronda, there's no DJ, he's the motherfucker. 0.98
03:04:53.000 But just that during the time they're there, you're second best. 1.00
03:04:57.000 Sucks, man.
03:04:57.000 Well, also, the second fight they had, he tried to...
03:05:00.000 Are we out of time?
03:05:01.000 What's going on, Jamie?
03:05:02.000 What happens?
03:05:02.000 I don't know.
03:05:03.000 Let's keep going.
03:05:04.000 That's insane.
03:05:05.000 What happens?
03:05:06.000 People stop listening.
03:05:07.000 We just keep talking.
03:05:08.000 Three hours was a big issue with YouTube or Ustream, but now we're on YouTube.
03:05:13.000 We were having problems with both feeds.
03:05:15.000 No more Ustream?
03:05:16.000 No, we've been on YouTube for a while because we were having problems with both feeds on Ustream. 0.94
03:05:20.000 And YouTube is so good, it's like it's the best way to do it because you can, in the middle of it, you can rewind it, you can pause it, you can do shit to it.
03:05:27.000 Couldn't really do that with Ustream, so we decided to just keep doing them on YouTube.
03:05:30.000 But Benavidez, like, the second fight with Mighty Mouse was like a pivotal moment because he decided to, like, try to get flat-fitted.
03:05:37.000 Yep.
03:05:38.000 He just decided, like, his benefit or his pro on his corner is the power. 0.99
03:05:43.000 He's like, I'm just gonna dig my heels in and fuck this dude up. 0.99
03:05:46.000 You peeing again? 1.00
03:05:47.000 How dare you.
03:05:48.000 How many beers have you drank over there?
03:05:50.000 Drank, drunk?
03:05:51.000 He's only three in.
03:05:52.000 He's three deep.
03:05:54.000 I could use another.
03:05:55.000 I'm not going to lie to you guys.
03:05:56.000 Are they in there?
03:05:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:05:58.000 You want one another? 0.97
03:05:59.000 No, I'm good, man.
03:06:00.000 Thank you.
03:06:01.000 You're on that crazy diet.
03:06:02.000 Yeah, I probably shouldn't even drink this one.
03:06:05.000 I only drank half of it.
03:06:05.000 Well, you drank one for the new Little Brown.
03:06:08.000 Little Brown.
03:06:10.000 You made a Little Brown, Big Brown. 1.00
03:06:12.000 He's brown as shit, dude. 1.00
03:06:13.000 He's half Mexican. 1.00
03:06:18.000 What is he?
03:06:20.000 Brown? 0.95
03:06:21.000 Big brown?
03:06:21.000 He's not black.
03:06:22.000 Kimbo had to find that out the hard way. 0.94
03:06:26.000 Kimbo thought he was black.
03:06:27.000 It's a hilarious story. 1.00
03:06:29.000 There was somebody that was saying racist shit, they thought, and that story of Kimbo thinking you're black. 1.00
03:06:35.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
03:06:36.000 He's like, dude, I'm not black.
03:06:38.000 What are you?
03:06:38.000 That's what we love about him.
03:06:39.000 What did he say?
03:06:40.000 Because that's what I love, bro. 1.00
03:06:41.000 You don't know what the fuck he is. 0.99
03:06:46.000 I love Kimbo, man. 1.00
03:06:47.000 He's one of my favorite people.
03:06:48.000 He's a great guy.
03:06:49.000 I wish him success, man.
03:06:50.000 Me too.
03:06:51.000 I love him.
03:06:52.000 You should have him on your show, Joe.
03:06:53.000 I would love to have him on.
03:06:54.000 You would fall in love with the dude.
03:06:55.000 I love him anyway.
03:06:55.000 I met him.
03:06:56.000 Once you talk to him, you're like, damn, man. 1.00
03:06:58.000 Just a good family, dude. 1.00
03:06:59.000 And just taking advantage of it.
03:07:01.000 I understand.
03:07:02.000 But if he's going to fight on TV, he's got to be in better shape than that.
03:07:05.000 You just gotta be in a better shape than that.
03:07:07.000 At the end of the day, there's no excuse either one of them have for being in that piss-poor shape.
03:07:11.000 It's one thing if they don't have the cardio...
03:07:13.000 Where's the bottle opener? 1.00
03:07:14.000 Bottle opener up in his bitch. 1.00
03:07:17.000 Where'd he go? 1.00
03:07:17.000 Where'd he go? 1.00
03:07:18.000 You know, I think he thought he was just gonna knock Dada out, so he said, fuck it, let's go back to the Miami days. 0.99
03:07:23.000 We can't do that. 0.99
03:07:24.000 Yeah, it doesn't work anymore.
03:07:25.000 Nah, you get embarrassed.
03:07:27.000 You want another beer?
03:07:28.000 No, no, I'm good.
03:07:29.000 We're just looking for the bottle opener.
03:07:31.000 What the hell do we do with it?
03:07:32.000 How'd you open these, Eddie?
03:07:33.000 We had a bottle opener.
03:07:35.000 I swear we used it.
03:07:36.000 Over here.
03:07:39.000 What were we just talking about?
03:07:40.000 That'd be an epic podcast for you to have.
03:07:42.000 And Kimbo.
03:07:43.000 Yeah, man.
03:07:44.000 Look, I love Kimbo.
03:07:45.000 I think his story is awesome.
03:07:46.000 Dude, I just feel like at this point in time when you got guys like Will Brooks, when you got guys like, you know, now we just got over Benson Henderson.
03:07:54.000 You got guys like Paul Daly.
03:07:56.000 You got Michael Page. 1.00
03:07:59.000 Bad motherfucker. 1.00
03:08:00.000 You got some good talent over there. 1.00
03:08:01.000 Some real good talent.
03:08:02.000 Yeah, all the Russian guys. 0.94
03:08:03.000 Kimbo's a draw, though, man.
03:08:04.000 And he's old.
03:08:05.000 I don't...
03:08:06.000 And he's old.
03:08:07.000 Not as a headliner, folks.
03:08:09.000 You don't need that.
03:08:10.000 He wasn't a headliner, though.
03:08:11.000 He was the co-headliner.
03:08:12.000 That's a circus act.
03:08:13.000 It's a circus act.
03:08:15.000 You don't need that.
03:08:16.000 You could get away without that.
03:08:17.000 If you want to have that, have that on before you have a legit fight.
03:08:20.000 So you have that fight.
03:08:21.000 Unless there's numbers.
03:08:23.000 Unless there's these crazy numbers.
03:08:25.000 Kimball fights.
03:08:26.000 17 million people.
03:08:27.000 I bet you their numbers were better than you.
03:08:31.000 I bet you Bellator's numbers were better than this cowboy card.
03:08:35.000 Yeah, probably.
03:08:36.000 You know what?
03:08:36.000 I have nothing...
03:08:37.000 That's not a good thing, by the way. 0.99
03:08:38.000 I have no problem with Gracie Shamrock fucking 4. I have no problem with that. 0.98
03:08:41.000 I do.
03:08:42.000 I have no problem with that.
03:08:44.000 Eddie Bravo wants to get back in with the Klan.
03:08:46.000 As I'm wearing the Hoist Gracie shirt.
03:08:48.000 Yeah, he does.
03:08:49.000 You're doing anything you can.
03:08:50.000 I should be wearing that shirt.
03:08:51.000 Why'd you guys switch shirts? 1.00
03:08:52.000 What the fuck? 0.99
03:08:54.000 He can't fit in that shirt, first of all. 1.00
03:08:56.000 That shit's tight on you. 1.00
03:08:57.000 Why won't you just love me, Dad? 1.00
03:09:00.000 Why won't you hire, Daddy?
03:09:01.000 Hire!
03:09:01.000 Push me!
03:09:02.000 I'm just saying, Kimbo is fun to watch if he has the right matchup.
03:09:06.000 Wait a minute, you're defending Kimbo, but not Hoist?
03:09:08.000 And you're wearing a Hoist shirt?
03:09:09.000 No, I love Hoist, but Hoist is 50!
03:09:12.000 Listen, he's probably healthier than Kimbo.
03:09:16.000 I kind of like his chances versus Kimbo.
03:09:19.000 How about that?
03:09:20.000 How about we just go Hoist versus Kimbo? 0.97
03:09:21.000 What's wrong with that?
03:09:23.000 Hoist at least looks like a 50-year-old guy.
03:09:25.000 I just came up with the best fight of all time.
03:09:26.000 That's the fight. 1.00
03:09:27.000 That's the fucking fight. 1.00
03:09:29.000 He's already beat Ken Shamrock. 1.00
03:09:30.000 And we do it in Oklahoma on an Indian reservation where both of them can get their supplements.
03:09:36.000 Just juice to the gills?
03:09:37.000 That'd be sick. 1.00
03:09:38.000 Come on, fucking do it. 1.00
03:09:39.000 Why not, Bellator? 1.00
03:09:40.000 Hey, Bellator, you're welcome.
03:09:41.000 Yeah, you're welcome.
03:09:43.000 Get back in there.
03:09:43.000 Here you go.
03:09:44.000 And then Dada vs. 0.98
03:09:44.000 Ken Shamrock. 0.98
03:09:45.000 That's exactly what I was going to say.
03:09:47.000 Let me just keep the Dada show going. 0.55
03:09:49.000 I think Dada's done, son.
03:09:50.000 All Ken has to do is dance around for the first 30 seconds and Dada's out of gas.
03:09:54.000 Hey, you know how you know fighting's not for you, Professor, when you have a heart attack after the fight?
03:09:58.000 It might not be for you.
03:09:59.000 He almost died.
03:10:00.000 Straight up.
03:10:01.000 Isn't that a sign of his courage, though, that he was able to push through when his cardio was completely failed? 1.00
03:10:05.000 You think courage or stupidity? 1.00
03:10:07.000 I don't know. 1.00
03:10:08.000 Damn. 1.00
03:10:08.000 How rude. 1.00
03:10:09.000 People will do anything for a paycheck. 1.00
03:10:11.000 My lord, you guys, tonight, I can't say shit! 0.99
03:10:14.000 I said that his body was filled with mashed potatoes and fried chicken, and then you say something, and I'm like, well, you said it's racist. 1.00
03:10:21.000 How dare you? 1.00
03:10:22.000 I just said how stupid he went in there. 1.00
03:10:24.000 Meatloaf, fried chicken. 1.00
03:10:25.000 I mean, you hate Dada, you hate Hoyce.
03:10:27.000 Who do you like? 0.93
03:10:28.000 Oh, hell no.
03:10:29.000 I love Hoyce.
03:10:30.000 I love Hoyce.
03:10:30.000 Donald Cerrone.
03:10:31.000 That's who he loves.
03:10:32.000 I love Donald.
03:10:33.000 And Magny.
03:10:34.000 Neil Magny.
03:10:34.000 You love him.
03:10:35.000 I'm a fan of Magny.
03:10:36.000 It's because he's awesome.
03:10:37.000 Dude, Magny has Hector next. 1.00
03:10:40.000 Neil Magny's awesome.
03:10:41.000 I love him.
03:10:41.000 Okay, let's be real about that.
03:10:43.000 Hector's 37, 38. He's coming off of a suspension for quite a long time for steroids, right?
03:10:50.000 How long is the suspension?
03:10:51.000 I think it was a long time.
03:10:52.000 It's been a while.
03:10:53.000 It's more than a year.
03:10:55.000 Oh, yeah.
03:10:56.000 So, what do you think about that fight?
03:10:58.000 When they first told me that Neil was fighting, I told him, I said, I don't like it, because Neil doesn't use his range. 0.99
03:11:04.000 Jesus Christ, look at this fucking... 0.99
03:11:06.000 Who's that? 1.00
03:11:07.000 Who's that?
03:11:08.000 Oh, my God.
03:11:08.000 I don't know.
03:11:08.000 That was on Fight Pass, I guess.
03:11:10.000 Oh, my God.
03:11:10.000 What a bloody war these two chicks had.
03:11:13.000 On Twitter, they said this was Fight of the Night, I heard.
03:11:16.000 Wow.
03:11:18.000 Jesus Christ.
03:11:19.000 Oh, look at that guy.
03:11:20.000 That guy had some kung fu.
03:11:21.000 Did you see that?
03:11:22.000 That is the thickest torso I've ever seen in my life.
03:11:24.000 Boom.
03:11:25.000 Wow, that guy looks good. 1.00
03:11:26.000 Holy shit. 1.00
03:11:27.000 He's African. 1.00
03:11:28.000 Who is that dude?
03:11:29.000 Bam Goosey. 1.00
03:11:30.000 God damn. 1.00
03:11:32.000 Holy shit. 1.00
03:11:33.000 That guy looks good. 1.00
03:11:34.000 Damn. 1.00
03:11:34.000 Bam Goosey. 1.00
03:11:35.000 Damn, people are just getting fucked up tonight. 1.00
03:11:38.000 Stinky leg. 1.00
03:11:38.000 Who is that? 1.00
03:11:40.000 White boy got hands.
03:11:42.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00
03:11:43.000 For fuck's sake. 0.99
03:11:44.000 Sean Strickland. 1.00
03:11:45.000 Oh, he knocked down Alex Garcia? 1.00
03:11:46.000 Holy shit. 1.00
03:11:47.000 I like Alex Garcia. 1.00
03:11:48.000 Alex Garcia is a tank.
03:11:49.000 And he kissed the ground. 0.99
03:11:50.000 Who's going to get stabbed from kissing the ground?
03:11:51.000 Look at that.
03:11:52.000 Yeah, he is.
03:11:53.000 He's got a staff on your lips, son. 1.00
03:11:54.000 Damn. 1.00
03:11:54.000 Merce on that bottom lip. 1.00
03:11:55.000 Chris Camosi, performance of the night.
03:12:00.000 That's so weird to me. 1.00
03:12:01.000 I feel like I'm watching some fucking Hunger Games shit. 1.00
03:12:04.000 Performance bonus. 1.00
03:12:06.000 50 grand.
03:12:07.000 Fatality.
03:12:08.000 Extra money.
03:12:09.000 Finish him. 0.99
03:12:09.000 For maiming. 0.99
03:12:10.000 Career ender. 0.94
03:12:11.000 Plus 500. Do you know why they call it performance of the night and not submission of the night anymore?
03:12:16.000 Yeah, because sometimes they have no submissions.
03:12:18.000 And sometimes it sounds too violent.
03:12:20.000 Knockout of the night sounds like it's promoting violence.
03:12:23.000 Oh, who said that?
03:12:24.000 I can't say.
03:12:24.000 Did you just make that up, Eddie?
03:12:26.000 No, no, no, I can't say.
03:12:27.000 Is this a conspiracy?
03:12:27.000 No, that's true.
03:12:28.000 They were saying it sounded like it's promoting the most violent knockout, so let's just call it performance.
03:12:34.000 Well, they definitely tend to shy away from blood on these shows.
03:12:38.000 Oh, on Fox, yes.
03:12:39.000 I was kind of shocked that they showed that one in the replay, with those two gals.
03:12:44.000 Is that sexist?
03:12:45.000 Gals? 0.94
03:12:46.000 Is there any truth to Fox trying to acquire a UFC? Why the fuck can't you say gals? 1.00
03:12:51.000 I've been scared to ask. 0.99
03:12:52.000 Rumors. 0.99
03:12:53.000 Not to say bitches. 1.00
03:12:54.000 I've been scared to ask. 1.00
03:12:56.000 You say those bitches can fight? 1.00
03:12:57.000 If the Fertittas leave, though, and Dana leaves, look, this thing... 1.00
03:13:03.000 The ship is sinking.
03:13:04.000 This thing is not entirely, like...
03:13:07.000 Oh, there's Ashley.
03:13:08.000 Who's that?
03:13:08.000 It's not permanent.
03:13:09.000 My friend Ashley. 0.99
03:13:10.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
03:13:10.000 Ashley Evans-Smith. 0.99
03:13:11.000 Jesus Christ, she looks awesome.
03:13:13.000 No, that's the girl getting... 1.00
03:13:14.000 No, your friend's the one that was getting her ass kicked. 1.00
03:13:17.000 Yeah, she got her ass kicked. 1.00
03:13:18.000 Damn, Ashley Smith got whooped by that girl like that? 1.00
03:13:21.000 What's this girl's name? 0.99
03:13:23.000 Split decision.
03:13:24.000 Renaud.
03:13:24.000 Oh, Marion Renaud?
03:13:25.000 Is that Marion Renaud?
03:13:27.000 What happened there?
03:13:29.000 Why are they showing that?
03:13:31.000 There's a serious controversy going on.
03:13:33.000 What happened there?
03:13:35.000 29-28, Renault for me.
03:13:38.000 They're just talking about the decision.
03:13:40.000 I guess it was a decision.
03:13:41.000 And who won?
03:13:41.000 29-28, Renault.
03:13:43.000 Sounds like the other girl won. 1.00
03:13:44.000 It sounds like Ashley Smith won?
03:13:46.000 I mean, they're showing score gone.
03:13:49.000 Something really happened.
03:13:52.000 One judge scored a 30-27.
03:13:54.000 I don't know.
03:13:56.000 We don't know.
03:13:56.000 How can we comment on a fight we didn't even watch?
03:13:57.000 I love it.
03:13:58.000 That's why we do these things.
03:13:59.000 How much one click?
03:14:01.000 Let's get to the bottom of that.
03:14:02.000 Let's see what happened there.
03:14:03.000 Get to the bottom.
03:14:05.000 More Connors, son.
03:14:06.000 They want to go right to the money generator.
03:14:08.000 This is the money generator.
03:14:10.000 Oh, Ashley Evans-Smith won.
03:14:12.000 Okay.
03:14:13.000 So they're saying it's a bad decision or something.
03:14:15.000 Yes.
03:14:15.000 Oh, that's what it is.
03:14:17.000 I like Ashley.
03:14:19.000 I've known her for a long time.
03:14:20.000 She's a nice girl.
03:14:20.000 Yeah.
03:14:21.000 She's a girl that beat Fallon Fox. 1.00
03:14:23.000 Correct. 0.58
03:14:23.000 She's the one girl that beat that transgender MMA fighter that used to be a dude. 0.58
03:14:27.000 That's right.
03:14:28.000 And she's BFF with Carla.
03:14:30.000 Is she?
03:14:31.000 Oh, that's cool. 0.98
03:14:32.000 I gotta fucking deal with all of them because now, you know, Carla's at my gym. 1.00
03:14:35.000 Mm-hmm. 0.99
03:14:36.000 How's she doing?
03:14:37.000 She's doing good.
03:14:38.000 When is she getting back in there? 0.87
03:14:39.000 I don't know yet.
03:14:40.000 I mean, she's trained hard down though.
03:14:41.000 Yeah?
03:14:42.000 She decided to take some time off and like really work on her game?
03:14:45.000 Yeah.
03:14:46.000 Her striking? 1.00
03:14:47.000 And just, yeah, just revamp everything, get her head straight, and you know, she got her fucking ass kicked. 1.00
03:14:52.000 Well, she fought a murderer. 1.00
03:14:54.000 A little Polish murderer. 1.00
03:14:55.000 And she went into it mentally flat. 1.00
03:14:57.000 I mean, I'm there every day with her, so I saw weeks in advance, I was like, oh, she's fucked. 1.00
03:15:02.000 Do you think she was flat because of the pressure, or do you think she was flat because of overtraining? 1.00
03:15:07.000 Or do you think Johanna's a fucking murderer? 0.99
03:15:09.000 It's a mixture of all of it. 1.00
03:15:10.000 You get in with a murder.
03:15:12.000 More Johanna, though.
03:15:12.000 Yeah.
03:15:13.000 Okay, so we're sitting backstage, and we can hear Johanna warming up, looking right next door. 0.98
03:15:18.000 Smack! 1.00
03:15:20.000 And Carlos's sitting there going, and I just looked at her, and I was like, fuck. 1.00
03:15:23.000 Come here. 0.99
03:15:24.000 Let's start.
03:15:24.000 Let's warm up.
03:15:25.000 Let's warm up.
03:15:25.000 Let's warm up.
03:15:26.000 Let's warm up.
03:15:26.000 Oh my god.
03:15:27.000 Ioana was just fucking screaming in there the whole time. 1.00
03:15:29.000 For like two hours. 1.00
03:15:30.000 I think she's doing it there to fuck with these heads. 1.00
03:15:31.000 Holy shit. 1.00
03:15:32.000 That makes me love her more. 1.00
03:15:33.000 That makes me love her more.
03:15:35.000 She's probably not even hitting pads.
03:15:36.000 She probably has someone smacking things and she's just yelling. 1.00
03:15:40.000 It's on a ghetto box.
03:15:41.000 It's on a ghetto box. 0.98
03:15:43.000 It was fucking scary, you know? 1.00
03:15:44.000 It was fucking... 0.99
03:15:45.000 It's an MP3. Like, my grandpa sat back in the World War, whatever war he was in, sitting, the Japanese were hitting the trees with swords, and middle of the night, all night long, whack, whack, whack, and just screaming in the jungle. 0.99
03:15:58.000 Trying to keep you awake?
03:15:59.000 Yeah. 0.78
03:15:59.000 I think everyone when they saw Ioana just fucking murk girls was like, I'm gonna take some time off and work on my stand-up. 0.78
03:16:05.000 Yeah, the Juliana Pena fight was the worst. 0.93
03:16:08.000 Good luck.
03:16:08.000 Not Juliana Pena, Jessica Pena.
03:16:10.000 Jessica Pena.
03:16:12.000 And that's another girl I've known for a long time.
03:16:14.000 Dude, she murked her. 0.99
03:16:15.000 She gave her a nose job full free. 1.00
03:16:18.000 She smashed her whole face in. 0.99
03:16:19.000 Smashed her face. 0.67
03:16:20.000 She's so scary with her striking, man. 1.00
03:16:23.000 She's a motherfucker. 1.00
03:16:24.000 But she breaks her hands all the time. 1.00
03:16:26.000 She's got Uncle Creepy disease.
03:16:27.000 And still wins.
03:16:28.000 Yeah.
03:16:28.000 Oh, she guts it out, yeah.
03:16:30.000 She's fucking... 1.00
03:16:31.000 It got to the point where she was fucking with Carla, and then with all the noise, I walked out to that fight fucking staring at her. 1.00
03:16:38.000 Wow. 1.00
03:16:39.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00
03:16:39.000 Don't get head kicked, son. 1.00
03:16:41.000 Oh, yeah, I'm looking at her, because, you know, my basic little sister is about to fight you, and then she's fucking... 1.00
03:16:47.000 If you loved her, why'd you let her fight her? 0.98
03:16:49.000 If you really loved her, and you see Johanna...
03:16:52.000 You know what it's like?
03:16:53.000 It's like kickbox her. 0.92
03:16:54.000 You pull her aside and go listen.
03:16:55.000 It's like kickbox your Van Damme.
03:16:56.000 Don't do it.
03:16:57.000 Let's go fishing. 0.96
03:16:59.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.85
03:17:00.000 Get on one of them Wonderland cruises and go see the killer whales in Alaska. 0.99
03:17:04.000 Let's just get the fuck out of here. 0.99
03:17:05.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.99
03:17:06.000 We don't need to be doing this, baby. 1.00
03:17:08.000 Because she didn't take me on shit. 1.00
03:17:10.000 She takes her best friends. 1.00
03:17:11.000 Oh, you let her.
03:17:13.000 I had the sibling rivalry, maybe.
03:17:14.000 You better get marked. 0.99
03:17:15.000 No, that was fucking... 1.00
03:17:16.000 That broke my heart. 0.99
03:17:17.000 Well, she's the champ. 1.00
03:17:18.000 She had to defend her title.
03:17:18.000 There's no way around it.
03:17:19.000 You know, unless she vacates the title and says, look, I'm going to take some time off.
03:17:22.000 You know who did that in Glory?
03:17:24.000 Valtellini.
03:17:25.000 He had a concussion.
03:17:26.000 He said, I'm going to vacate the title.
03:17:28.000 I'm going to walk away. 0.99
03:17:29.000 I'm going to, you know, rest my fucking brain up. 0.99
03:17:31.000 Dude, good luck beating Carla. 1.00
03:17:33.000 Yeah.
03:17:34.000 Well, that division is just...
03:17:35.000 How about Claudia Gedalia? 0.99
03:17:37.000 There's a good argument that Claudia Gedalia won the first fight with Juana. 1.00
03:17:40.000 I thought she did.
03:17:41.000 A lot of people did.
03:17:41.000 It was close.
03:17:42.000 It's very close.
03:17:43.000 I bet you this next one isn't.
03:17:45.000 You think so?
03:17:45.000 Yep, you guys can call me a hater, glass half empty.
03:17:49.000 I just think Johanna's gonna fuck her world up. 1.00
03:17:51.000 I feel the same way. 0.94
03:17:52.000 Okay, well...
03:17:53.000 It's a different...
03:17:53.000 She could, or we could see...
03:17:56.000 I mean, we don't know until they get after her, because...
03:17:58.000 I'm just saying, with my educated opinion, what I think.
03:18:00.000 Yeah, I agree, she looked great.
03:18:02.000 Clotch is a beast, man.
03:18:03.000 Super beast. 0.98
03:18:04.000 Nasty ground game, too.
03:18:05.000 She looks like a little Thiago Alves. 0.77
03:18:07.000 Mm-hmm.
03:18:07.000 The last girl that fought Ioana is Valerie, right?
03:18:13.000 When she took her down, I was like, oh, your ground kind of sucks. 0.99
03:18:16.000 Well, Valerie is tough as fuck, dude. 1.00
03:18:19.000 She's tough as fuck. 1.00
03:18:20.000 She always looks the same after every fight. 1.00
03:18:23.000 She's like, oh, fucked up, swollen eye. 1.00
03:18:24.000 But that girl's tough. 1.00
03:18:26.000 They say Ioana gets in their NAMP stand and goes with the dudes.
03:18:29.000 Just does work.
03:18:30.000 Jesus Christ.
03:18:31.000 Good luck meeting that.
03:18:32.000 She's tiny.
03:18:33.000 She's got a stylist too. 0.97
03:18:35.000 They're like, hey, those white polos? 1.00
03:18:36.000 Uh-uh.
03:18:36.000 Let's mix this up.
03:18:37.000 That's her style, bro.
03:18:38.000 No, she makes it up.
03:18:40.000 Oh, she's a new stylist? 1.00
03:18:40.000 Yeah, she got a little money and she's like, fuck this. 1.00
03:18:42.000 Ah, interesting. 1.00
03:18:44.000 Stepped her game up.
03:18:45.000 Got some of those Kanye shoes?
03:18:47.000 Nah, she's not that famous. 1.00
03:18:49.000 What the fuck was the Kanye shit? 1.00
03:18:51.000 I still don't know. 1.00
03:18:51.000 Oh, me and Jamie stayed up all night. 1.00
03:18:52.000 We pulled an all-nighter and we didn't get him.
03:18:54.000 You know, there's a really big fight at 170. What is he saying here?
03:18:57.000 I'd like to hear this. 1.00
03:18:58.000 He's saying all kinds of crazy shit. 1.00
03:18:59.000 He's just mind-fucking him. 1.00
03:19:01.000 Can we hear this? 0.99
03:19:02.000 Yeah, turn it up.
03:19:03.000 Can we rewind it just a bit?
03:19:05.000 You can't rewind it?
03:19:07.000 Why can't we rewind it? 1.00
03:19:08.000 It's just a montage of his shit-talking. 1.00
03:19:10.000 Isn't this DirecTV? 1.00
03:19:11.000 We could rewind it.
03:19:13.000 What, do we cave people?
03:19:16.000 You know, like, you see people sitting there watching a commercial, like, you know, you don't have to do this.
03:19:19.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:19:20.000 Let's pause this bitch and go get something to eat. 1.00
03:19:21.000 I agree. 1.00
03:19:22.000 What the fuck are we doing? 1.00
03:19:23.000 Fucking hate commercials. 1.00
03:19:25.000 Crank it. 0.99
03:19:25.000 Now, what does Mystic Mac have to say about 2016? 0.99
03:19:29.000 2016, well, the end of 2015 means the end of the Federalweight Division.
03:19:33.000 They are all dead in the water.
03:19:34.000 It's done.
03:19:35.000 But I have my eye on that 155 Division, and I see them all stuck in the moat in there.
03:19:39.000 The division will be killed, like I predicted.
03:19:42.000 And then it's on to the 155 stuck in the moat division. 1.00
03:19:48.000 This motherfucker. 1.00
03:19:54.000 Goddamn. 1.00
03:19:55.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:19:56.000 And nothing's ever the same. 1.00
03:19:57.000 He's always different.
03:19:58.000 Religious people are going crazy. 1.00
03:20:00.000 They're crazy mad at him.
03:20:02.000 Yeah.
03:20:04.000 I keep trying to go to the place that, or the guy that makes his suits, I work out with him, but it's a little too expensive.
03:20:08.000 David August?
03:20:09.000 Yeah.
03:20:09.000 Yeah, he makes his suits for the UFC. Yeah.
03:20:11.000 All those monkey suits that you see me wearing now.
03:20:14.000 They're all David August? 0.99
03:20:14.000 He makes fucking great suits, man. 0.99
03:20:16.000 Oh, they fit great. 0.99
03:20:17.000 And I don't have to bring clothes.
03:20:18.000 That's what I like.
03:20:19.000 I can dress normal.
03:20:20.000 Exactly.
03:20:20.000 I just show up and change now.
03:20:21.000 You have it in your locker room now?
03:20:22.000 Yeah, I used to have to bring my own clothes. 0.99
03:20:23.000 That's why I always wore the same exact shit. 0.99
03:20:26.000 Black shirt, jeans, black shoes, that's it. 1.00
03:20:30.000 That's all I wore.
03:20:32.000 Have you ever seen all the chain dragging that I do?
03:20:34.000 I'll put like one of those anchor harnesses on and put 100 or 200 pounds of chains and drag it for like a mile.
03:20:38.000 Give me a suit or five. 0.68
03:20:40.000 That all fits my little short troll body perfectly. 0.98
03:20:43.000 See, it's hard to find suits. 0.99
03:20:45.000 Luckily I used to work in the fashion industry, so I know what the fuck I'm buying. 0.97
03:20:48.000 Imagine being Yoel Romero. 0.96
03:20:49.000 Oh God.
03:20:51.000 He should.
03:20:52.000 Try to find a suit for one of those guys, or Dan Bobish.
03:20:54.000 Remember him?
03:20:57.000 Round and bald.
03:20:58.000 Yeah, remember Dan Bobish? 1.00
03:21:00.000 I'm built like a fucking brick shithouse, man. 1.00
03:21:02.000 That guy was gigantic. 1.00
03:21:03.000 Suits aren't for everyone.
03:21:05.000 They're not for you, are they?
03:21:07.000 Oh, I love a suit.
03:21:08.000 A suit?
03:21:10.000 Tell us.
03:21:10.000 I love a suit.
03:21:11.000 How many suits you got?
03:21:14.000 A couple, for sure.
03:21:15.000 You gonna buy yourself a suit when your kid turns one?
03:21:17.000 Probably.
03:21:17.000 Or another watch.
03:21:18.000 Or another push.
03:21:19.000 We should get matching suits.
03:21:21.000 I had to have like three or four suits when I commented for King of the Cage and Pride.
03:21:26.000 I wore the suits.
03:21:27.000 There's Bobish.
03:21:27.000 Oh, jeez.
03:21:29.000 King of the Cage.
03:21:30.000 I forgot about that guy.
03:21:32.000 Remember when Mark Kerr submitted him with a chin in the eyeball?
03:21:39.000 Good God, yes I do.
03:21:42.000 Mounted him, shoved his chin in his eyeball and forced it in there until he tapped. 1.00
03:21:46.000 That shit was nasty. 1.00
03:21:48.000 I remember that fight. 1.00
03:21:50.000 Look at those boys. 0.99
03:21:52.000 He fought Mark Kerr the fucking Smashing Machine. 0.97
03:21:55.000 That's back when Mark was the specimen before he even became the Smashing Machine. 0.97
03:21:59.000 He was the specimen first.
03:22:01.000 He might have one of the best bodies in MMA. The Brazilians called him the Smashing Machine when he went to Brazil and he went to Brazil before the UFC. Well, who called him a specimen then?
03:22:13.000 I thought that was his.
03:22:14.000 Dude, look at Mark Kerr in that picture.
03:22:16.000 White people call him that.
03:22:17.000 But the Brazilians call him a smashing machine.
03:22:19.000 The Brazilians call him a smashing machine.
03:22:21.000 Best white man body. 1.00
03:22:22.000 Look at that fucking neck. 1.00
03:22:24.000 Good lord. 1.00
03:22:25.000 First of all, is he totally white? 0.56
03:22:26.000 Because I would say no.
03:22:28.000 I think so.
03:22:28.000 First team all body right now.
03:22:31.000 He's got my pick. 0.99
03:22:32.000 He had definitely the roundest ass of all time. 0.99
03:22:35.000 Is that real? 1.00
03:22:36.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:22:37.000 When he was at his best, he was fucking terrifying. 0.97
03:22:40.000 But the thing is, no one can sustain that level of juice for more than a few years. 0.98
03:22:45.000 And other intravenous drugs.
03:22:47.000 Is that Butterbean right there?
03:22:49.000 That's Bobish.
03:22:50.000 Yeah, that's Butterbean.
03:22:51.000 The Smashing Machine.
03:22:52.000 It's best body and worst body ever in MMA. The Smashing Machine was a crazy documentary.
03:22:58.000 If you haven't seen it, folks, pause this podcast.
03:23:00.000 I've never seen it.
03:23:01.000 You've never seen The Smashing Machine?
03:23:03.000 And I love me some docs.
03:23:04.000 They caught it so good. 0.52
03:23:05.000 That's a crazy doc, dude. 0.92
03:23:06.000 They caught him right when he was falling apart.
03:23:09.000 They went to him to film a documentary when Kerr was on top of the world, smashing people.
03:23:13.000 And what they found is a guy who was just about to lose it. 0.99
03:23:17.000 Like, right when they came along and started filming it, and he didn't give a fuck. 0.99
03:23:20.000 He was, like, shooting up in front of them. 0.99
03:23:23.000 He was doing drugs in front of them. 0.91
03:23:25.000 Wasn't he gay, too? 0.78
03:23:26.000 Not that it matters, but wasn't he gay?
03:23:27.000 That's never been shown.
03:23:28.000 I don't know if that's true or not true.
03:23:30.000 He had a weird relationship with some woman, and then...
03:23:33.000 Yeah, he was shooting up, like...
03:23:36.000 Actual painkillers, like pharmaceuticals. 1.00
03:23:38.000 Goddamn. 0.99
03:23:39.000 Dude, it was hardcore. 0.99
03:23:40.000 Where can I find it, Doc?
03:23:41.000 Is it on Netflix?
03:23:42.000 Everywhere.
03:23:42.000 It's on everything.
03:23:43.000 Smashing Machines on everything.
03:23:44.000 It's probably on iTunes, too.
03:23:45.000 It's really good.
03:23:46.000 How do you think this guy like Woodley feels?
03:23:48.000 Like, sit on the outside, knowing that they want Wonderboy to fight for the title, and knowing the reality is, if he doesn't secure that fight with Robbie Law or before UFC 200, and Conor knocks out Dos Anjos. 0.99
03:23:59.000 He's fucked. 0.94
03:24:00.000 You're in third place. 1.00
03:24:01.000 He's in third place right now.
03:24:02.000 He's in third place.
03:24:03.000 And he deserves it.
03:24:04.000 Well, he's in second place.
03:24:05.000 Because, like, public-wise, he's not in first place, but, like, the UFC does own one, right?
03:24:12.000 So they think he's going to fight for the title next.
03:24:13.000 If he does fight for the title next, that's all well and good unless Conor smashes Dos Anjos.
03:24:18.000 Then all bets are off.
03:24:19.000 Everything's off.
03:24:20.000 Who would you put your money on, Conor or Tyrone?
03:24:24.000 That would be crazy, right?
03:24:25.000 What could Conor do to that guy? 1.00
03:24:27.000 Punch him in the face. 0.99
03:24:29.000 You think somebody's so fast that it would be so hard to hit? 0.99
03:24:31.000 Yeah, well, Tyron is a beast, and he's really good at closing the distance.
03:24:35.000 He's always had cardio issues.
03:24:36.000 He might be able to take Conor down at will, maybe.
03:24:39.000 100%.
03:24:40.000 But for how long?
03:24:41.000 At 170?
03:24:42.000 For five rounds, though.
03:24:44.000 He'd take him down at will, right?
03:24:45.000 He could hit an outside double.
03:24:47.000 Or even if he grabbed that really wide leg...
03:24:50.000 You know, it's just getting in there because Conor is so fast and moves so fluidly.
03:24:54.000 But if he got a hold of him, he would throw him on his head and hold him there for a long time.
03:24:58.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:24:59.000 Damn, Holly Holm and Misha Tate's coming up. 0.99
03:25:02.000 That's an interesting fight, huh? 0.98
03:25:04.000 Very interesting.
03:25:05.000 Misha Tate turns out into a dogfight.
03:25:07.000 She's not going to charge forward like Ronda did.
03:25:09.000 She's too smart. 0.96
03:25:10.000 Yeah, she's going to turn into a totally different kind of fight. 1.00
03:25:13.000 Misha hasn't fought forever.
03:25:14.000 Kat Zingano. 1.00
03:25:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00
03:25:17.000 She had a hard time. 1.00
03:25:19.000 Before the Ronda fight, that crazy war that she had with... 1.00
03:25:23.000 She knocked out Misha before that.
03:25:26.000 No.
03:25:26.000 No, she knocked out Misha, then she hurt her knee, and then she had that Amanda Nunes fight.
03:25:31.000 The Amanda Nunes fight was chaos in the first round. 1.00
03:25:34.000 She got hurt bad in the first round.
03:25:35.000 Really bad.
03:25:36.000 And after that fight, she took a long time to recover.
03:25:38.000 Like, she had a bunch of issues.
03:25:40.000 Yeah.
03:25:40.000 Like, mental issues after that fight.
03:25:41.000 Her husband was getting suicide.
03:25:43.000 Well, not just that.
03:25:44.000 That was, for sure, a huge thing.
03:25:46.000 Yeah.
03:25:46.000 But, I mean, physical mental...
03:25:48.000 From head trauma.
03:25:49.000 From getting rattled.
03:25:51.000 You know, she had to take some time off. 0.99
03:25:52.000 She's taking a lot of time off.
03:25:53.000 She had fun of...
03:25:54.000 Wow.
03:25:54.000 Well, she fought Ronda and jumped at her and got caught.
03:25:57.000 16-second fight.
03:25:58.000 And did she fight after that?
03:26:00.000 No.
03:26:00.000 Since then?
03:26:00.000 No.
03:26:01.000 Not that I know of.
03:26:02.000 I don't know.
03:26:02.000 But, I mean, she's so good, but...
03:26:05.000 You're going to fight it often enough.
03:26:07.000 What are they doing showing us racing cars?
03:26:09.000 Don't ever show me that in my face again.
03:26:10.000 Stop.
03:26:11.000 How dare you, Fox Sports.
03:26:13.000 What are you doing?
03:26:14.000 Teledega. 0.95
03:26:14.000 Is this still the UFC on Fox? 0.95
03:26:17.000 Not ended.
03:26:18.000 They only do it for the first half an hour.
03:26:21.000 Then they go to regular sports. 1.00
03:26:22.000 This is a crazy fucking thing to do with your life. 0.99
03:26:26.000 Have you ever tried riding one of those cars? 1.00
03:26:28.000 Have you ever been in a NASCAR? I haven't.
03:26:30.000 And I don't give a fuck. 0.98
03:26:32.000 Anything with horsepower is fun. 0.98
03:26:34.000 Is that 300?
03:26:35.000 Yeah, it's 300. Damn, he's still going off that, huh? 0.99
03:26:37.000 Yeah, that's all he's got. 1.00
03:26:39.000 FREEDOM! We got a new movie coming out that looks just like Spartan.
03:26:45.000 Gods of Egypt or something like that?
03:26:47.000 When everybody found out his body wasn't really like it was in that show, we were like, hey.
03:26:53.000 You robbed us.
03:26:54.000 Those abs were CGI. Yeah, CGI abs.
03:26:57.000 We thought you were yoked, yo. 0.99
03:26:59.000 Yeah, he ain't shit. 0.99
03:27:00.000 These cars must be so fun to drive. 0.99
03:27:03.000 Yeah, I bet they're really fun.
03:27:04.000 Oh my god, could you imagine?
03:27:05.000 I can't get in a NASCAR though.
03:27:07.000 They go around the track 500 times, it just does nothing for me.
03:27:09.000 Have you ever been to an event?
03:27:10.000 No.
03:27:12.000 Let me guess, cars like this? 1.00
03:27:14.000 Fuck the cars. 1.00
03:27:15.000 You just walk around infield or walk around. 1.00
03:27:18.000 My family's always owned a Toyota dealership forever.
03:27:21.000 They used to.
03:27:22.000 So we would always get tickets to races and stuff. 0.99
03:27:25.000 It's just entertaining as fuck. 0.97
03:27:26.000 You've got 100,000 people show up to... 0.99
03:27:28.000 Dude, people love it and they're diehard fans so I'm missing something. 1.00
03:27:31.000 Formula One is the shit. 1.00
03:27:32.000 Oh, that's the best shit on the planet. 1.00
03:27:33.000 That's wild to watch. 1.00
03:27:34.000 Or MotoGP.
03:27:35.000 You ever watch MotoGP?
03:27:36.000 Formula One's badass.
03:27:36.000 You want to see a good documentary?
03:27:38.000 Watch the documentary on Ayrton Senna.
03:27:41.000 It's called Senna.
03:27:42.000 Oh my god, it's amazing.
03:27:44.000 He's a Brazilian Formula One driver in like the heyday. 1.00
03:27:48.000 He was a bad motherfucker, just a wild, crazy, reckless dude. 0.99
03:27:52.000 He took some mad chances, man. 1.00
03:27:54.000 I like it already. 0.99
03:27:54.000 It is a great fucking... 0.99
03:27:56.000 You ever see it, Jamie? 0.99
03:27:57.000 Hey, how about that, speaking of...
03:28:00.000 What are you laughing at, Jamie?
03:28:03.000 Remember that one sketch that the Asian NASCAR driver who started hiring or promoting Asian NASCAR drivers because they would wreck. 1.00
03:28:13.000 You know, people really want to watch wrecks.
03:28:14.000 So they'd be like a famous Asian guy that they know they're going to get epic wrecks. 1.00
03:28:18.000 Look what happens when you fucking lose control of your car. 0.99
03:28:21.000 Jesus Christ, man. 1.00
03:28:23.000 Damn, for sure put on the brakes. 1.00
03:28:24.000 We can't. 1.00
03:28:25.000 Well, that's Danica Patrick.
03:28:27.000 Oh, it's a chick. 0.56
03:28:28.000 Of course that's what happens.
03:28:30.000 Well, watch that again.
03:28:31.000 Watch what she did.
03:28:32.000 Watch where her car goes flying through the air, man.
03:28:35.000 Dude, they make bank.
03:28:36.000 Before that, though, before when she gets clipped, it just gives you an idea of how fast they're going.
03:28:41.000 Look, he catches the corner, and look at her car's airborne sideways, son.
03:28:46.000 I like when they yell at each other.
03:28:47.000 Heading towards the concrete, man, and she pulled it out.
03:28:49.000 Dude, she recovered.
03:28:50.000 What a recovery.
03:28:51.000 Finish dead last.
03:28:52.000 How often do they practice maneuvering out of bad spots like that?
03:28:58.000 I mean, that's gotta be part of their training, right?
03:29:00.000 Yeah.
03:29:00.000 Shouldn't that be part of their training?
03:29:02.000 I'm sure it is.
03:29:03.000 Oh, I'm sure. 1.00
03:29:04.000 It saved their fucking life. 1.00
03:29:05.000 Well, they have to learn how to turn things so you don't hit things head-on. 1.00
03:29:09.000 In that sense, she recovered perfectly.
03:29:13.000 But when you're flying through the air sideways like that, you really can't control it.
03:29:17.000 When that happens, if you're too close to a wall, you're gonna hit.
03:29:21.000 You can downshift out of it, you can pull your e-brake, you can gasp, whatever you're trying to do.
03:29:27.000 She was in the air sideways. 0.97
03:29:28.000 Damn, look how close that was, though. 0.96
03:29:29.000 I'm just saying that because I slid out in the rain in my old built Subaru. 0.98
03:29:33.000 Well, that's the same thing. 0.99
03:29:34.000 And slid out and just fucking... 0.99
03:29:35.000 You know, you fucking head towards something. 0.99
03:29:38.000 You can't do anything. 0.99
03:29:39.000 She's going 100 miles an hour faster, or 150 miles an hour faster. 1.00
03:29:42.000 I grew up driving in snow.
03:29:44.000 Look at Chevrolet on the bottom, Toyota on the top, Chevrolet on the bottom.
03:29:47.000 What does that tell you?
03:29:48.000 Nothing.
03:29:49.000 Ford right there in the middle.
03:29:50.000 Chevy wins. 1.00
03:29:51.000 Dude, Toyota is the shit. 1.00
03:29:53.000 Look at that. 1.00
03:29:53.000 Depends what era we're in here. 1.00
03:29:55.000 Daytona and Toyota's winning?
03:29:57.000 How...
03:29:57.000 Isn't...
03:29:58.000 What?
03:29:58.000 It is kind of crazy.
03:29:59.000 It's bullshit. 1.00
03:30:00.000 Hey, Japan won best whiskey in the world last year. 1.00
03:30:03.000 And also, apparently, best fucking NASCAR. But they're not Asian drivers. 1.00
03:30:06.000 Well, Japan has one of the most incredible cars ever built right now. 0.99
03:30:09.000 The Nissan GT-R. That's a motherfucker. 0.98
03:30:11.000 They have the new one that's out now. 0.99
03:30:13.000 Godzilla.
03:30:13.000 Well, they have the new one, the Nismo Nissan GT-R. It's 600 horsepower.
03:30:18.000 They're having issues, though, with it.
03:30:20.000 What issues?
03:30:21.000 It's too fast?
03:30:22.000 No, no, no.
03:30:22.000 No, with the old ones, with the launch button.
03:30:24.000 How fast?
03:30:25.000 Oh, the old ones, yeah.
03:30:26.000 The first generation, right? 0.56
03:30:27.000 The first generation, there was just too much power there to beef up the transmission.
03:30:32.000 Launch control would blow the training out if they did it more than a couple of times.
03:30:35.000 But the new ones, the Nismo one, they say that you're taking turns like defy physics.
03:30:41.000 Yeah.
03:30:41.000 Because it's all-wheel drive.
03:30:43.000 It's insanely balanced.
03:30:44.000 It's 600 horsepower.
03:30:45.000 I love them.
03:30:46.000 Massive downforce on this huge wing.
03:30:48.000 And you know what's way faster than that?
03:30:50.000 The new Viper ACR. Viper just went all the way.
03:30:53.000 Have you seen that thing?
03:30:54.000 Oh, my God.
03:30:55.000 I watched five videos on it yesterday.
03:30:57.000 I watched five different videos where they were driving around.
03:31:00.000 Jamie, pull that up.
03:31:01.000 You want to see the most gangster car?
03:31:03.000 I want to buy an old Viper. 1.00
03:31:04.000 Fuck! 1.00
03:31:04.000 Stop that! 1.00
03:31:05.000 Get the new one.
03:31:06.000 Listen, the new one is broken every single track record.
03:31:12.000 Every single track they've raced this thing on for time, it's broken the record on.
03:31:16.000 Do you understand how insane that is?
03:31:18.000 When does that stop?
03:31:19.000 When does it go 0 to 60 in one second?
03:31:23.000 When does that happen?
03:31:23.000 Well, there's 0 to 60. This is just over two.
03:31:27.000 Look at this fucking car! 1.00
03:31:30.000 Everywhere it goes, it should be the fucking Team America song. 1.00
03:31:33.000 I agree. 1.00
03:31:33.000 It's faster than a motorcycle. 1.00
03:31:34.000 Just swallowing people. 1.00
03:31:36.000 The handling on this thing is fucking bananas. 1.00
03:31:39.000 It's more than 600 horsepower. 0.99
03:31:41.000 I think it's like 650 horsepower.
03:31:42.000 That was always the issue, right?
03:31:44.000 The handling.
03:31:44.000 Yeah, the handling is off the charts and it has the most downforce of any production car.
03:31:48.000 Look at that hood.
03:31:49.000 Look at the louvers and the hood and the vents.
03:31:51.000 And for what it is, they're usually not that expensive for the supercar. 0.99
03:31:55.000 It makes my dick hard. 0.94
03:31:58.000 And if you watch the videos on it, it seems just glorious. 1.00
03:32:01.000 God, they look fucking sweet. 0.90
03:32:02.000 The guys are driving these things around. 0.97
03:32:04.000 I don't like that giant fan on the back.
03:32:05.000 That's the only thing that keeps you on the road, bro.
03:32:07.000 Yeah, I'm going to have to get rid of it, though.
03:32:08.000 LAUGHTER He's all style.
03:32:11.000 I go for looks.
03:32:12.000 I love the wing.
03:32:14.000 That thing is so fast.
03:32:16.000 Just put your groceries in it and push it around. 1.00
03:32:17.000 Ah, fuck that. 0.99
03:32:18.000 They say it's the fastest American race car ever for sure that you could just go to a store and buy, and the only cars that beat it cost over a million dollars. 1.00
03:32:28.000 Like McLaren, Bugatti or something?
03:32:30.000 Yeah, the Spyder 918. Oh, I love that car.
03:32:33.000 That's the prettiest car ever.
03:32:34.000 That's a monster car. 0.86
03:32:35.000 But this thing is like hot on its heels, and it costs $160,000.
03:32:39.000 We're talking about something that loses track time by like a tenth of a second.
03:32:42.000 That logo is pretty awesome, too.
03:32:44.000 Look at that! 1.00
03:32:45.000 Look at that fucking thing! 1.00
03:32:47.000 Look at that. 1.00
03:32:47.000 That is the coolest looking car. 1.00
03:32:49.000 I agree.
03:32:49.000 That appeals so strong to the 14-year-old boy in me.
03:32:52.000 Me too, man.
03:32:53.000 It's like seeing a hot chick. 1.00
03:32:54.000 Can you get it without the stripes?
03:32:55.000 No!
03:32:56.000 Stripes.
03:32:56.000 Take the stripes.
03:32:57.000 How dare you.
03:32:58.000 Be a man. 1.00
03:32:58.000 Fuck a stripe. 1.00
03:32:59.000 That color's sick. 1.00
03:33:00.000 I feel like I want to get rid of my Porsche and get one of those.
03:33:03.000 Hey, hey.
03:33:03.000 Laguna Seca Blue.
03:33:05.000 Don't get rid of your Porsche.
03:33:06.000 Hey, Scrooge.
03:33:07.000 Let's just get both.
03:33:09.000 I like the way you think.
03:33:11.000 I like the way you think.
03:33:12.000 I gotta get a warehouse.
03:33:14.000 I've got to build more wells in Africa first so I don't feel bad about it.
03:33:17.000 We'll just donate to Justin Dead and then we'll get this car.
03:33:20.000 I'm calling him tomorrow.
03:33:21.000 I was going to call him anyway.
03:33:22.000 I've got to throw some more money in there.
03:33:23.000 I throw money in there every year.
03:33:25.000 He's trying to hype this.
03:33:26.000 You want to help him?
03:33:27.000 We've got to hype this Kimbo fight for him. 0.53
03:33:28.000 Yeah, well, I'll definitely do that.
03:33:30.000 But I think I would like to just get a bunch of people to do it.
03:33:33.000 Oh, is this the new Raptor?
03:33:33.000 The new Raptor's badass.
03:33:35.000 Goddammit. 0.98
03:33:35.000 This is the new one? 0.98
03:33:37.000 Ooh, this is the all aluminum one.
03:33:40.000 People get mad when we talk about cars.
03:33:42.000 Do you know that?
03:33:42.000 Really?
03:33:43.000 People get mad. 1.00
03:33:43.000 Yeah, they go, you got fucking money? 1.00
03:33:45.000 You want to talk some shit, bro? 1.00
03:33:46.000 The guy got mad because I was saying that a Mustang is a great bargain at $35,000. 1.00
03:33:51.000 And he's like, dude, $35,000 is not fucking cheap.
03:33:54.000 A lot of us out here in the real world are real jobs. 0.99
03:33:56.000 God damn it. 0.98
03:33:57.000 The new GT? Well, whatever you do, sir, don't ever watch those Motor Trend videos because they'll bum you out every week. 0.99
03:34:05.000 Because I can't afford most of those cars, so you definitely can't afford those cars either if you're complaining about a $35,000 Mustang.
03:34:11.000 And I get it.
03:34:12.000 You know, if you only make like $50,000 a year, that's a lot of money.
03:34:14.000 But you got to look at what a Mustang is.
03:34:16.000 Like, realistically, don't put yourself into it and how much money people make. 0.99
03:34:20.000 You look at a Mustang for $35,000, that is a fucking... 0.99
03:34:23.000 Steel, the new GT. In the grand scheme of things, like on the price scale of Mustangs. 0.99
03:34:28.000 And the new ones actually look good.
03:34:30.000 This is the first generation of Mustangs I've been finally, since, you know, I grew up with my dad having a 64 and a half or 65 convertible with a Boss 302 put in there. 0.99
03:34:41.000 You know, fucking car people. 0.99
03:34:42.000 And Mustangs were so ugly until now. 1.00
03:34:44.000 They were pretty.
03:34:45.000 Since the 60s.
03:34:46.000 They were pretty goofy looking until like the most recent Shelby GT500. I'm in love with the new one.
03:34:52.000 Those are pretty sweet, but the new ones are off the charts cool looking.
03:34:55.000 Off the charts.
03:34:56.000 They're so good. 1.00
03:34:57.000 Fuck all that noise. 1.00
03:34:57.000 I'm trying to get that Viper. 1.00
03:34:59.000 That Viper's a monster.
03:35:00.000 Viper's a monster.
03:35:01.000 But you can't put a baby seat in the Viper.
03:35:03.000 You can't put a baby seat in my Porsche.
03:35:04.000 That's why my girl's SUV. You let me do my thing, man.
03:35:08.000 You let me fly.
03:35:10.000 Yeah, and there's no AC, no radio.
03:35:12.000 There's the Nismo.
03:35:13.000 Look at that thing. 1.00
03:35:14.000 Look at this fucking rocket ship, man. 1.00
03:35:16.000 That thing looks like a turd with eyes compared to that Viper. 1.00
03:35:19.000 I think it's so ugly. 0.75
03:35:20.000 Oh, it definitely doesn't look as good. 0.99
03:35:21.000 That Viper shits on everything we've seen so much.
03:35:24.000 It looks cool from the side, though. 0.93
03:35:25.000 From the side, it looks cool.
03:35:26.000 What the GT-R looks like is a spaceship. 0.80
03:35:28.000 What the Viper looks like is sex. 1.00
03:35:30.000 Yes! 1.00
03:35:31.000 Looks like hot tits. 1.00
03:35:32.000 It looks like a girl with a 13-inch waist and tits as big as the sun. 1.00
03:35:37.000 I want to drive that. 0.99
03:35:39.000 It makes you want to drive it, doesn't it?
03:35:40.000 That's why you want to drive it. 1.00
03:35:41.000 A big, ridiculous, bulbous ass that did no shorts in the world. 1.00
03:35:45.000 Clown tits. 1.00
03:35:47.000 Meanwhile, the GTR is fucking Foxy Betty, but just fast as fuck. 1.00
03:35:51.000 Who said that? 1.00
03:35:52.000 Forget about camel toe.
03:35:54.000 Forget about moose knuckle. 0.63
03:35:55.000 The GTR is a little Japanese girl. 0.89
03:35:57.000 We're talking about elephant armpit. 1.00
03:35:58.000 That's what her pussy looks like. 1.00
03:35:59.000 Her pussy, the way her Daisy Dukes are wedged up in her vagina, it's elephant armpit. 1.00
03:36:05.000 That's what the viper is. 1.00
03:36:06.000 Do moose knuckles generally... 0.71
03:36:07.000 Is that a turn-on for guys when they see a moose knuckle?
03:36:09.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
03:36:09.000 You know the pussy's definitely there. 1.00
03:36:11.000 I assume it's a joke. 0.99
03:36:13.000 It must have been a joke, but on Instagram or something, I saw, like, there's a thing that you could...
03:36:17.000 Fake moose knuckle?
03:36:18.000 Like, it's a fake moose knuckle. 0.98
03:36:19.000 I've seen fake nipples before. 0.86
03:36:20.000 I'm sure that's fake, but why is that fake? 0.94
03:36:22.000 Why is that a joke?
03:36:23.000 Well, because people try anything to get an edge.
03:36:25.000 They'll try...
03:36:26.000 Dudes will load up their pants with a sock. 1.00
03:36:28.000 I mean, that's happening.
03:36:28.000 You can't be my friend if you do that.
03:36:30.000 If you put a sock in your pants?
03:36:31.000 Yeah, you can't do that, man.
03:36:32.000 I'll be right back.
03:36:33.000 What about fake moose knuckles?
03:36:35.000 Well, girls do fake wedgies. 1.00
03:36:37.000 You know that? 1.00
03:36:37.000 Fake asses for sure. 1.00
03:36:39.000 There's wedgie genes now. 1.00
03:36:40.000 Come on. 1.00
03:36:41.000 Yeah, so they ride up in that asshole. 1.00
03:36:43.000 What? 1.00
03:36:43.000 So it looks like your ass is better. 1.00
03:36:44.000 Imagine smelling the crack of those things after a long day in Mexican food. 1.00
03:36:48.000 It's tough.
03:36:49.000 And Chipotle.
03:36:51.000 It's tough.
03:36:52.000 Yeah, there's wedgie jeans. 1.00
03:36:53.000 Why do you want to shove jeans in an asshole? 1.00
03:36:56.000 Guys or girls? 1.00
03:36:57.000 Don't press up.
03:36:58.000 There they are, wedgie jeans. 1.00
03:37:00.000 Look at that ass. 1.00
03:37:01.000 Oh, I see. 1.00
03:37:02.000 That makes asses look disgusting. 1.00
03:37:03.000 It makes your ass look a bit better. 1.00
03:37:05.000 No, it highlights the ass. 1.00
03:37:05.000 It makes your ass look like shit. 1.00
03:37:08.000 That looks like shit. 1.00
03:37:08.000 How dare you? 1.00
03:37:09.000 Eddie. 1.00
03:37:10.000 Well, those are flat asses. 1.00
03:37:11.000 You're so negative tonight. 1.00
03:37:11.000 That looks like shit. 1.00
03:37:12.000 No offense. 1.00
03:37:13.000 Eddie, you're so negative tonight. 1.00
03:37:14.000 Better ass than those pants. 1.00
03:37:15.000 The girls are pulling up their jeans nowadays. 1.00
03:37:19.000 They've been doing that for like two years now.
03:37:21.000 I'm not used to it yet.
03:37:23.000 You don't like the high waist pants?
03:37:24.000 I like the low cut.
03:37:25.000 I'm still with the low cut. 1.00
03:37:26.000 You're pulling jeans up your ass and you're fucking up... 1.00
03:37:29.000 I don't know, dude. 1.00
03:37:29.000 Don't get angry, Eddie. 1.00
03:37:31.000 They're just pants?
03:37:32.000 Either way, they're going to end up on the floor.
03:37:34.000 Either way, they're going to end up on the floor.
03:37:38.000 It's fine.
03:37:39.000 Bro, chill.
03:37:40.000 That's a good point.
03:37:40.000 That's a good point.
03:37:42.000 Nothing beats yoga pants still, though.
03:37:44.000 Just chill, bro. 1.00
03:37:44.000 Who decides on these fucking trends? 1.00
03:37:46.000 Let's pull up our fucking pants apart. 1.00
03:37:48.000 Who cares? 1.00
03:37:49.000 Any girl that wears anything other than yoga pants is an asshole. 1.00
03:37:52.000 Yeah, fuck that's a good point. 1.00
03:37:53.000 How about that? 1.00
03:37:53.000 You know that you can wear them everywhere. 1.00
03:37:55.000 We'll take it.
03:37:56.000 We'll accept it.
03:37:56.000 I know.
03:37:56.000 How dare you?
03:37:57.000 Please just continue to wear those everywhere.
03:37:59.000 We'll wear them to the theater.
03:38:00.000 We'll call them leggings.
03:38:01.000 We're going to call them leggings. 1.00
03:38:01.000 Just pretend you do yoga. 1.00
03:38:03.000 Just say you do yoga until you took a couple classes.
03:38:06.000 Oh, it's just like working out.
03:38:07.000 I like to keep myself.
03:38:11.000 It's a form of meditation.
03:38:14.000 You have your daytime workout gear and then you have your nighttime workout gear.
03:38:17.000 That's what girls do now. 1.00
03:38:18.000 I like to be like sleek and move through the air easy.
03:38:22.000 Aerodynamic.
03:38:23.000 Yeah, it's amazing it took so long to figure out yoga pants.
03:38:27.000 La la lulu pants. 0.85
03:38:31.000 Whatever, whatever.
03:38:32.000 Whatever they are, keep going. 1.00
03:38:36.000 Keep going with that shit. 1.00
03:38:37.000 La la lulu pants. 1.00
03:38:39.000 How funny is that shit? 1.00
03:38:40.000 Those are huge. 1.00
03:38:41.000 Damn, they're making a fucking killing with that fucking... 1.00
03:38:44.000 Well, they know how to make them, man. 1.00
03:38:44.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
03:38:45.000 They know how to jam those bitches in. 1.00
03:38:47.000 They look good. 1.00
03:38:48.000 They straighten out all the cellulite and shit. 0.96
03:38:50.000 You can't even see none of that. 0.98
03:38:51.000 They're packing in tight.
03:38:52.000 And if the cloth is just thick enough...
03:38:55.000 It can hide a lot of flaws.
03:38:57.000 They hate to be a downer here, but they'll honeydick you, because it's like sausage, it's packaged. 1.00
03:39:02.000 You release that shit? 1.00
03:39:04.000 No, no, you're right, you're right. 1.00
03:39:05.000 They get sloppy.
03:39:06.000 You're right, you're right.
03:39:07.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:39:08.000 They need to make La La Lulu's work with holes in them. 1.00
03:39:10.000 With holes in them, so you have to take them out?
03:39:13.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:39:13.000 There's a little Velcro, you just go like that, bam, you don't ever have to take them off.
03:39:18.000 Lululemon. 1.00
03:39:19.000 Yeah, there's something about those fucking yoga pants, man. 1.00
03:39:23.000 It's amazing how dumb they were in the 60s and the 70s. 1.00
03:39:26.000 They never figured out any of this shit. 1.00
03:39:27.000 Until the Dukes of Hazzard came along, they never even figured out cut-off jeans. 0.99
03:39:32.000 Daisy, what was her name? 0.99
03:39:33.000 Who the fuck would have cut their jeans off? 1.00
03:39:34.000 As soon as they figured out that, oh, you could basically just have your vagina a slight tug away. 1.00
03:39:39.000 Because all you have to do if you want to fuck a girl who's wearing Daisy Dukes, she bends over and you go like this. 1.00
03:39:44.000 Those jeans are pretty tight. 1.00
03:39:45.000 Here's the move.
03:39:46.000 It's not that easy.
03:39:47.000 Here's the move.
03:39:47.000 The jeans, maybe with underwear, yes.
03:39:50.000 But with the jeans, that's hard. 0.99
03:39:51.000 You unbutton that button, one button, and you push that bitch over the side. 1.00
03:39:57.000 See, but then... 0.99
03:39:57.000 It's science, Eddie. 0.99
03:39:58.000 The dirty ones.
03:39:58.000 Eddie, but she's hurt.
03:40:00.000 You see, Daisy Duke had the right thing. 0.99
03:40:02.000 See, the girls today, they wear Daisy Dukes, but they're so tight you can't even get them off. 1.00
03:40:05.000 Daisy Dukes were not that tight.
03:40:07.000 They were falling off.
03:40:07.000 Look at that.
03:40:07.000 See, see, see, see?
03:40:08.000 Dog, dog. 0.95
03:40:09.000 Look at her.
03:40:10.000 Told you.
03:40:11.000 Those things are kind of loose.
03:40:13.000 One pop of that brass button, and that cooter's flying into the breeze.
03:40:17.000 It's ready for action.
03:40:19.000 Did you see Jessica Simpson in the remake?
03:40:20.000 She has something to say, too. 1.00
03:40:22.000 She don't have no ass. 1.00
03:40:23.000 How dare you? 1.00
03:40:24.000 Eddie, you're so negative.
03:40:26.000 Oh, she does!
03:40:28.000 That's a cartoon!
03:40:29.000 That's a cartoon! 1.00
03:40:30.000 That's her ass! 1.00
03:40:32.000 That's Jessica Simpson. 1.00
03:40:33.000 Yes, it is.
03:40:34.000 No way.
03:40:34.000 Yes.
03:40:35.000 Dude, her ass looks great. 1.00
03:40:37.000 What's that over there in the pink? 1.00
03:40:38.000 Jessica Simpson is a voluptuous young lady. 1.00
03:40:41.000 What's that?
03:40:42.000 Is that Jessica Simpson?
03:40:42.000 No, that's a hoe.
03:40:44.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:40:45.000 Whatever that is. 1.00
03:40:46.000 It's a good time.
03:40:47.000 She's a good kid. 1.00
03:40:49.000 Google Jessica Simpson's ass, please. 1.00
03:40:52.000 Yes, yes. 1.00
03:40:53.000 Jessica Simpson's one of the top of all time.
03:40:55.000 Jessica Simpson?
03:40:56.000 As my grandmother would say, she has a lovely figure.
03:40:59.000 Yes.
03:40:59.000 Your grandma's right.
03:41:00.000 Wow, I missed that one.
03:41:01.000 I never knew that.
03:41:03.000 She got real big.
03:41:04.000 Look at that baby. 0.98
03:41:05.000 She's naked and pregnant. 1.00
03:41:07.000 Yeah, get a good one, Jamie. 0.97
03:41:08.000 Yeah, she has babies. 1.00
03:41:08.000 Don't just click on anyone. 1.00
03:41:09.000 That's hard to tell. 1.00
03:41:10.000 Is that her ass? 1.00
03:41:10.000 She was so fine. 1.00
03:41:11.000 That's hard to tell.
03:41:12.000 That's not her. 0.97
03:41:12.000 You can't tell. 0.97
03:41:13.000 That's her? 0.97
03:41:13.000 You can't tell. 0.97
03:41:14.000 Is that a Jessica Simpson? 0.62
03:41:15.000 Yeah.
03:41:16.000 You really can't tell that.
03:41:19.000 There's no proof.
03:41:20.000 The angles aren't done.
03:41:21.000 The low left I'm very impressed with.
03:41:23.000 Dude, she is a banger. 1.00
03:41:25.000 Low left looks very good.
03:41:27.000 Okay.
03:41:27.000 That could be the angle.
03:41:28.000 Her and her prime, man, she's top ten for me.
03:41:31.000 What about the pregnant one? 0.99
03:41:32.000 Ooh, that's pretty good.
03:41:33.000 Okay. 1.00
03:41:34.000 Stretch that bitch out, Jamie. 1.00
03:41:35.000 I don't think that's her. 1.00
03:41:36.000 What?
03:41:36.000 That is her.
03:41:37.000 Seems like an angel, too.
03:41:38.000 That is her.
03:41:38.000 Is that her?
03:41:39.000 Oh, she does have a little booty. 1.00
03:41:40.000 Oh, that's her, bro.
03:41:40.000 That's her.
03:41:41.000 No, no, that's not.
03:41:41.000 That's that swimsuit model.
03:41:43.000 But!
03:41:43.000 Yeah, that's not her.
03:41:43.000 That's not her?
03:41:45.000 That's her! 1.00
03:41:46.000 That's the one from Santa Cruz.
03:41:47.000 Stop ruining everything that's good in the world.
03:41:49.000 Who's the pregnant girl on time? 1.00
03:41:52.000 Sarah?
03:41:53.000 That's her? 0.97
03:41:54.000 I wouldn't have any problems with that booty.
03:41:58.000 That's a good booty. 1.00
03:42:00.000 How about right there with the blue pants? 1.00
03:42:01.000 Who's got the best ass ever? 1.00
03:42:03.000 Has that ever been established? 0.99
03:42:05.000 Vida Guerrero.
03:42:06.000 Dude.
03:42:06.000 How many people know that?
03:42:10.000 She used to be the booty girl before the Instagram days. 1.00
03:42:15.000 She was during MySpace, she crushed it.
03:42:17.000 Does she still have an Instagram?
03:42:20.000 Yes.
03:42:21.000 She's 42 now, but still dime-pieced out. 0.92
03:42:24.000 42?
03:42:24.000 42. Look at her booty.
03:42:26.000 Oh, good lord.
03:42:27.000 Okay, she wins. 0.58
03:42:28.000 She just won.
03:42:29.000 You weren't ready for that.
03:42:30.000 Wow.
03:42:31.000 You boys weren't ready.
03:42:31.000 That's insane.
03:42:32.000 Isn't it amazing that the shape is worth so much more?
03:42:36.000 She lives in L.A. too. 1.00
03:42:37.000 Like having a big ass and having shape like that to your ass. 1.00
03:42:40.000 Now they all have fake asses. 1.00
03:42:41.000 It's weird. 1.00
03:42:42.000 No, fake asses I will not accept. 1.00
03:42:43.000 See, I'm not bad at a fake ass. 1.00
03:42:45.000 Really? 0.99
03:42:46.000 Not at all. 1.00
03:42:47.000 I'm angry at fake asses. 0.99
03:42:50.000 You're like, I gotta take this wing off. 1.00
03:42:52.000 I don't care if it protects me. 0.99
03:42:53.000 This shit don't make me look good, bro. 1.00
03:42:55.000 No way. 1.00
03:42:55.000 Look at that ass. 1.00
03:42:56.000 I don't want the implants, but when they put the cellulite injects into the ass... 1.00
03:43:02.000 Still. 1.00
03:43:02.000 Have you felt one? 1.00
03:43:03.000 I saw what they look like.
03:43:05.000 It looks horrible.
03:43:06.000 Nah. 1.00
03:43:07.000 The ass has to be natural. 1.00
03:43:09.000 You know what? 1.00
03:43:10.000 You've been out of the game too long, Eddie.
03:43:11.000 No, no.
03:43:11.000 You know what?
03:43:12.000 It's really simple.
03:43:13.000 You just stick with athletes.
03:43:14.000 You boys are out of the game.
03:43:15.000 You stick with athletic chicks. 1.00
03:43:16.000 That's it.
03:43:16.000 If you're not athletic...
03:43:17.000 It's like two backup quarterbacks.
03:43:19.000 I'm out of play.
03:43:19.000 Look at that.
03:43:20.000 That's not a fake ass. 1.00
03:43:21.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
03:43:22.000 That's all real.
03:43:23.000 Yeah, you know what?
03:43:24.000 You're out of your mind.
03:43:26.000 You're out of your mind, Schwab. 0.99
03:43:27.000 Fake is not as good.
03:43:29.000 No need to fake it.
03:43:30.000 All you have to do is squat.
03:43:30.000 Tits, you have to fake it sometimes.
03:43:32.000 There's nothing you can do. 1.00
03:43:34.000 But asses! 1.00
03:43:34.000 You can build. 1.00
03:43:35.000 You just squat!
03:43:36.000 That's your new lifestyle.
03:43:37.000 It doesn't matter.
03:43:39.000 It's your new lifestyle.
03:43:41.000 Squat and ice skate.
03:43:42.000 And carbs.
03:43:42.000 And ice skate.
03:43:43.000 Ice skate.
03:43:44.000 Go ice skating! 0.90
03:43:45.000 Bitches love ice skating! 1.00
03:43:47.000 How easy is that?
03:43:48.000 Go ice skate!
03:43:50.000 That's a new meme! 0.83
03:43:52.000 Bitches love ice skating! 1.00
03:43:55.000 You should have a t-shirt that you sell. 0.95
03:43:57.000 It says Eddie Bravo like this.
03:43:59.000 With your mouth open, eyes blazing. 0.96
03:44:02.000 Bitches love ice skating. 1.00
03:44:04.000 It's easy. 0.97
03:44:05.000 Ice skate and squat.
03:44:07.000 Squat is hard, but once a week, no big deal.
03:44:09.000 That is all genetics, my man.
03:44:10.000 It is, it is, but you can change it.
03:44:13.000 You can improve upon it.
03:44:14.000 You can tighten it.
03:44:16.000 You can tighten it.
03:44:17.000 And you can make it rounder. 0.55
03:44:19.000 You take any chick, any flat ass chick who skipped PE class, who had ditching notes and never went, you take her at 23. Whatever that is. 1.00
03:44:30.000 You take her at 25. She realized she fucked up by fucking skipping PE class. 1.00
03:44:36.000 She realized, shit! 1.00
03:44:38.000 All them nerdy chicks that were playing soccer, now they're getting all the dudes. 1.00
03:44:41.000 But if they go to fucking Colorado, find the Olympic squat team, go do some squats for fucking two years, it'll make a big difference, trust me. 0.98
03:44:49.000 Right, but it ain't beat Vita Guerra. 0.99
03:44:51.000 You gotta be kissed by God.
03:44:52.000 It's not being a Latin girl that's like, what? 1.00
03:44:53.000 You might have to inject some steroids into that ass. 1.00
03:44:55.000 Right into the ass. 1.00
03:44:57.000 Right into the ass. 1.00
03:44:58.000 Right into both cheeks every day. 1.00
03:45:00.000 And then squat, squat, squat.
03:45:02.000 Squat, squat, squat.
03:45:03.000 Squat, squat, squat.
03:45:04.000 Three years, you're going to see a big difference. 1.00
03:45:06.000 And she's going to have a dick that she can drop on your forehead while she rides your face. 1.00
03:45:09.000 That's a different problem. 1.00
03:45:10.000 Let me just rest this right here.
03:45:11.000 That's a different problem.
03:45:11.000 It's called surgery.
03:45:13.000 Go to Brazil.
03:45:13.000 It's in the water, man.
03:45:15.000 They have to walk up and touch guards.
03:45:16.000 Pamela Anderson right now.
03:45:17.000 She's in this new short film that just showed up online the other day.
03:45:20.000 That's Pamela Anderson? 1.00
03:45:21.000 Yeah.
03:45:21.000 What is it?
03:45:22.000 She's playing a character or something, but that's what she looks like now.
03:45:25.000 Oh, this is that new film that's supposed to be really strange.
03:45:27.000 They did a piece on it.
03:45:29.000 Was it one of those online things that a piece on it?
03:45:32.000 A lot of it is her wearing no makeup, and it's pretty gritty and real.
03:45:37.000 Whoa. 1.00
03:45:39.000 Damn. 1.00
03:45:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
03:45:40.000 It's a hard world, man. 0.99
03:45:41.000 It's interesting what these girls become, like, because they go from being the hottest thing in the world where everybody wants to fuck them to being, like, you know, an older lady. 1.00
03:45:51.000 Look what they can do to you. 0.99
03:45:52.000 Everybody goes through it, dude.
03:45:54.000 No, but women especially. 1.00
03:45:56.000 Women especially, man. 1.00
03:45:57.000 In entertainment, it's a motherfucker. 1.00
03:45:59.000 Especially Pamela Anderson, for sure. 1.00
03:46:00.000 Karma Electra, all All these beautiful actresses.
03:46:02.000 I remember when I moved from Orange County to Hollywood, I thought, what am I going to bring?
03:46:07.000 And I brought a couple porno mags.
03:46:09.000 I was 21, and I didn't know who Pamela Anderson was.
03:46:12.000 I didn't know who she was.
03:46:14.000 It was 1991. She was on the cover of Playboy.
03:46:16.000 I'm like, I'm bringing this motherfucking one. 0.99
03:46:18.000 I don't know who that girl is. 1.00
03:46:19.000 I never looked her name up.
03:46:20.000 Turns out she was Pamela Anderson. 1.00
03:46:22.000 Oh, look at this.
03:46:22.000 She's like walking along the beach.
03:46:24.000 Dude, that's Venice, son.
03:46:25.000 Hot young girls in their little skimpy things, and they've got her like... 1.00
03:46:29.000 Very little makeup on.
03:46:30.000 And she had a great life.
03:46:31.000 How old is she now? 0.92
03:46:32.000 She had a great life.
03:46:32.000 Yeah, but look at the big sigh.
03:46:34.000 She's looking at these girls. 0.99
03:46:34.000 Dude, and she's drinking juices and shit to look young? 0.99
03:46:36.000 This is bumming me out, Jamie. 1.00
03:46:39.000 Whoa.
03:46:39.000 Incense.
03:46:40.000 Incense and trying to get her mind right.
03:46:42.000 Yoga.
03:46:43.000 Namaste.
03:46:44.000 She's still got good hair.
03:46:45.000 She's a pretty girl.
03:46:48.000 But it's just...
03:46:50.000 When that's your whole world.
03:46:51.000 Never had kids, no cats.
03:46:53.000 Smoking.
03:46:54.000 No, she has two sons.
03:46:55.000 I like how when they show her smoking weed. 1.00
03:46:58.000 They're like 22 and shit. 0.99
03:47:00.000 I'm still not mad at them. 1.00
03:47:00.000 They party with Tommy Lee. 1.00
03:47:02.000 Tommy Lee parties with them.
03:47:04.000 I like how when they show her smoking weed, she's like sitting down.
03:47:06.000 Like it's over.
03:47:07.000 She's like crumpled.
03:47:08.000 Dude, that was a bummer.
03:47:09.000 Dude, you know what?
03:47:10.000 I met Pam Anderson once.
03:47:12.000 Her brother's an old friend of mine, and we were doing some work together, whatever.
03:47:17.000 She lived in Malibu at the height of Pam Anderson.
03:47:20.000 She was dating...
03:47:22.000 It was after Tommy Lee, but she was dating Marcus Schenkenberg.
03:47:25.000 He was a supermodel, 6'5", and me and her brother were in the back smoking weed, and he comes back and goes, Hey, do you mind if I have a couple tokes of that weed?
03:47:32.000 So we're sitting back, and I'll never forget thinking... 1.00
03:47:35.000 This guy, I would never have my girl around this motherfucker. 1.00
03:47:39.000 I was so blown away. 1.00
03:47:40.000 I'm like, holy shit. 1.00
03:47:41.000 He's a dime piece? 1.00
03:47:42.000 Dude, 6'5". 1.00
03:47:43.000 Alan Juban would be scared of this motherfucker. 1.00
03:47:46.000 Easy. 1.00
03:47:46.000 6'5". 1.00
03:47:47.000 Alan can fight, though.
03:47:48.000 Marcus Schenkenberg.
03:47:49.000 Dude, I was intimidated. 1.00
03:47:53.000 When you bust out that speed of shots, that's the gayest picture that anybody's ever taken without a dick in their mouth. 1.00
03:47:59.000 I smoked weed with that guy and I was like, holy shit, this guy is intimidating. 1.00
03:48:02.000 It's tough. 1.00
03:48:04.000 No, no, he's too gay looking. 0.98
03:48:06.000 Yeah, he's too pretty. 1.00
03:48:08.000 One of the gays. 1.00
03:48:08.000 Alan fucks that dude up. 1.00
03:48:10.000 No, come on! 0.99
03:48:11.000 No way!
03:48:11.000 The gold underwear, bro.
03:48:12.000 I love Alan to death.
03:48:13.000 You know that.
03:48:14.000 Dude, modeling for me.
03:48:15.000 Modeling shot?
03:48:15.000 Alan beats him.
03:48:16.000 Come on.
03:48:16.000 He's a handsome guy, no doubt about it.
03:48:18.000 That's 6'5".
03:48:19.000 Nah, he looks too like...
03:48:22.000 He's a handsome fella.
03:48:23.000 He just got his top with the gold underwear.
03:48:24.000 He looks like too big.
03:48:25.000 Think about this.
03:48:25.000 He got Pamela Anderson in her prime.
03:48:27.000 Welcome to the club.
03:48:28.000 Congratulations.
03:48:29.000 Welcome to the club.
03:48:30.000 You also probably got a lot of things that she was carrying along with her.
03:48:32.000 Tommy Lee gave her.
03:48:33.000 Come on.
03:48:35.000 Tommy Lee said, here's the list.
03:48:36.000 There you go.
03:48:37.000 How old is she? 0.98
03:48:38.000 50-something now?
03:48:39.000 Nah, she's probably like close to 50. You seen Cindy Crawford? 1.00
03:48:42.000 Hot as fuck. 1.00
03:48:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:48:44.000 Let's see what Cindy Crawford looks like right now. 1.00
03:48:46.000 I saw her in person at a party less than a year ago.
03:48:49.000 She's beautiful.
03:48:50.000 I saw her six months ago at Santa Monica.
03:48:52.000 I can't remember the last time I looked at a girl and was like, she takes care of herself. 1.00
03:48:56.000 She takes care of herself.
03:48:57.000 She's not self-destructive.
03:48:58.000 You know, and she's been smart.
03:49:00.000 National treasure.
03:49:01.000 She's been smart about her health.
03:49:01.000 She got that skim cream.
03:49:02.000 That shit got me. 1.00
03:49:05.000 Dude, Christy Brinkley's 60 fucking two years old. 1.00
03:49:09.000 That's a far shot. 1.00
03:49:10.000 We need a close shot.
03:49:12.000 Listen to me, man.
03:49:12.000 I met her.
03:49:13.000 I was talking to her for a long time.
03:49:14.000 I've seen her in person.
03:49:15.000 It was a dark party.
03:49:16.000 No, she's outside in the daytime.
03:49:19.000 I saw her in daytime, Santa Monica. 1.00
03:49:20.000 What the fuck you're talking about, bitch? 1.00
03:49:21.000 Show me some proof. 1.00
03:49:21.000 It was in light, light, light time. 1.00
03:49:23.000 Look at that one right there. 0.85
03:49:24.000 How dare you?
03:49:26.000 Dude, she's 50, Eddie.
03:49:28.000 Well, you know what?
03:49:28.000 You know what?
03:49:29.000 Christy Brinkley's just as hot. 0.98
03:49:30.000 She's a decade older.
03:49:31.000 How about that?
03:49:32.000 I used to have a picture of Cindy Crawford, a poster of Cindy Crawford up in my room.
03:49:37.000 That was like my inspiration. 1.00
03:49:38.000 I was like, fuck! 1.00
03:49:39.000 Inspiration. 1.00
03:49:40.000 Yeah, like, I'm like...
03:49:40.000 That's why it all didn't work out.
03:49:43.000 Exactly!
03:49:44.000 Inspiration! 1.00
03:49:45.000 You mean you just wanted to fuck her? 1.00
03:49:46.000 It's gotta work out. 1.00
03:49:49.000 One day I will fuck her. 1.00
03:49:50.000 One day I will get her. 1.00
03:49:51.000 It never worked out.
03:49:52.000 It never worked out.
03:49:53.000 Didn't work out.
03:49:55.000 That's the girl, bro.
03:49:56.000 I gotta get her.
03:49:56.000 But it kept me on my toes.
03:49:57.000 That's the one.
03:49:58.000 Well, that's one thing.
03:50:00.000 But you look at Christie Brinkley.
03:50:02.000 They took a picture of her recently.
03:50:03.000 She was 62 in New York.
03:50:04.000 And she looks like she's a really hot 34-year-old. 1.00
03:50:07.000 She might have found that shit you're talking about, that technology. 1.00
03:50:12.000 She's a dying piece. 1.00
03:50:14.000 She's probably doing every trick in the book, but the right way. 1.00
03:50:18.000 Papaya juice, she puts it in her fucking skin cream. 1.00
03:50:21.000 Look into her skin cream. 1.00
03:50:23.000 She's trying to tell everybody.
03:50:24.000 She's telling everybody, this is how I stay young.
03:50:26.000 I put some papaya juice on my face. 0.99
03:50:28.000 She's not going to tell those young bitches how she's doing it. 1.00
03:50:31.000 No, no, no. 0.99
03:50:31.000 She has infomercials. 0.99
03:50:32.000 She sells the shit. 1.00
03:50:33.000 Cindy Crawford skin cream. 1.00
03:50:36.000 She's 62. That's not a good picture. 0.89
03:50:38.000 There's a better picture between me.
03:50:39.000 That's a pretty good one. 0.51
03:50:40.000 That's her when she's dirty. 1.00
03:50:41.000 There's a picture of her on her 62nd birthday. 1.00
03:50:44.000 That's from Instagram when she's old as fuck. 1.00
03:50:47.000 There's a really recent picture. 0.99
03:50:48.000 It's like Christy Brinkley on her 62nd birthday and she's like in a car.
03:50:52.000 And you look at her and you go, what?
03:50:54.000 How is that possible?
03:50:56.000 I mean, there's a lot of them.
03:50:57.000 Either way, they all look good.
03:50:58.000 You're not going to find one where she looks bad, which is really crazy.
03:51:03.000 But that's her, you know... 1.00
03:51:05.000 Sixty-two! 1.00
03:51:08.000 Damn! 1.00
03:51:09.000 She's hot as fuck, look. 1.00
03:51:11.000 Sixty-fucking-two! 1.00
03:51:12.000 Holy shit! 1.00
03:51:16.000 She must work out all day. 1.00
03:51:18.000 Or not.
03:51:19.000 Or something.
03:51:20.000 Could be genes.
03:51:21.000 It could be...
03:51:21.000 She knows how to keep it together.
03:51:23.000 She's the right doctor. 0.99
03:51:24.000 Crazy doc. 0.94
03:51:25.000 Yeah. 0.75
03:51:25.000 Who knows? 0.75
03:51:26.000 What do you think it is? 1.00
03:51:27.000 She would call this bitch? 1.00
03:51:28.000 Exercise? 1.00
03:51:28.000 Let's call this bitch. 1.00
03:51:29.000 Veganism? 1.00
03:51:30.000 Is it...
03:51:30.000 Definitely not that.
03:51:31.000 No, it's genetics.
03:51:33.000 Genetics.
03:51:33.000 Maybe there's something to veganism.
03:51:37.000 I don't know.
03:51:37.000 I've never seen that anyone looks really good at a late age that's saying that that's the only way to do it.
03:51:45.000 There's nobody out there?
03:51:46.000 The thing that a healthy, balanced diet is certainly the way to stay at least in a reasonably good condition, but then you've got to find the right...
03:51:55.000 Amount of amino acids and the right amount of vitamins.
03:51:59.000 Would it depend on the person?
03:52:00.000 Was Helio a vegan?
03:52:02.000 Each body's different.
03:52:03.000 Do you know that?
03:52:04.000 Was he a vegan?
03:52:04.000 No, no.
03:52:05.000 Vegetarian?
03:52:06.000 No.
03:52:06.000 Helio?
03:52:07.000 No.
03:52:07.000 He ate fish.
03:52:08.000 He ate meat.
03:52:09.000 He ate red meat?
03:52:10.000 He had his own farm.
03:52:11.000 He made his own cheese.
03:52:13.000 He lived in his 90s and he was healthy.
03:52:15.000 He was doing arm bars to 93. See, I don't know.
03:52:18.000 I heard a conspiracy about them doing Weekend at Bernie's with him.
03:52:21.000 No way.
03:52:22.000 Come on, man. 1.00
03:52:23.000 I was like, damn, bro. 0.99
03:52:24.000 Come on, man. 1.00
03:52:25.000 How dare you.
03:52:26.000 How dare you.
03:52:28.000 Gotcha.
03:52:28.000 Sorry, Gracie.
03:52:29.000 He ate really healthy, though.
03:52:31.000 No, dude, he died in his 90s, which is way above average.
03:52:34.000 The average age of Americans is 75. He also worked out nonstop.
03:52:38.000 He lived 20 years past the average, and he was still like, you know, you see him in interviews, he's old.
03:52:44.000 It's got to be physical exertion.
03:52:45.000 It looked like his brain was still intact, you know?
03:52:48.000 Yeah.
03:52:49.000 There's something to that Gracie diet, man.
03:52:51.000 Well, it's certainly always smart to watch what you're eating and making sure you get a lot of healthy foods. 0.99
03:52:55.000 And he wasn't into anything processed, any bullshit. 0.94
03:52:58.000 No alcohol. 0.99
03:52:59.000 And the Gracie diet, yeah, no alcohol.
03:53:01.000 The Gracie diet's real interesting because the idea behind it is that you make different enzymes for different things.
03:53:05.000 Like you would never eat meat with like watermelon.
03:53:08.000 You don't mix certain foods.
03:53:09.000 You don't mix certain foods.
03:53:10.000 And apparently it makes a lot of sense.
03:53:12.000 I don't know who came up with it, though.
03:53:14.000 I don't know who was the originator of that diet.
03:53:16.000 Was it Carlos?
03:53:17.000 Maybe it was Carlos.
03:53:19.000 Carlos was super into spiritual channeling and all sorts of astrology.
03:53:26.000 Heron and Hedder follow it to a team.
03:53:27.000 They're way into it, yeah.
03:53:30.000 There's something to that.
03:53:31.000 Hedder eats acai every single night for dinner.
03:53:34.000 They're doing something every single night.
03:53:36.000 Like a big-ass bowl of acai.
03:53:38.000 That's interesting.
03:53:39.000 With like granola and flax seed and all sorts of stuff.
03:53:43.000 Well, those videos that he used to make about how to make juices and all these different things.
03:53:47.000 That energy sandwich.
03:53:48.000 Yeah. 0.99
03:53:49.000 Well, eating healthy is fucking super important. 0.99
03:53:52.000 I mean, that's that stupid old cliche that everybody hates, but you are what you eat. 0.99
03:53:56.000 You are literally what you eat. 0.99
03:53:58.000 Your body's made out of all the nutrients that you put in it, all the food that you take in. 0.96
03:54:02.000 If you eat shitty food, your body has shitty materials to work with. 0.75
03:54:05.000 It's really that simple. 0.99
03:54:07.000 If you're not healthy and you're eating shitty food, the first thing you should do is stop eating shitty food. 0.95
03:54:13.000 It tastes so good though, doesn't it? 0.95
03:54:15.000 So good. 1.00
03:54:16.000 Motherfucker. 1.00
03:54:17.000 Dude. 1.00
03:54:18.000 And two weeks into no shit, I've had no shit at all. 0.99
03:54:21.000 You feel good? 0.99
03:54:21.000 How's that going? 0.99
03:54:22.000 It changes your appetite.
03:54:23.000 Your face looks skinnier.
03:54:25.000 Do you feel like it?
03:54:27.000 Yeah, I'm losing weight.
03:54:28.000 I lost eight pounds.
03:54:29.000 What do you weigh now?
03:54:31.000 194. Is it like 198?
03:54:33.000 Yeah.
03:54:34.000 No, 194 for real.
03:54:38.000 No, I lost eight pounds.
03:54:39.000 I lost four pounds a week.
03:54:41.000 What was the most you've weighed recently?
03:54:42.000 I got...
03:54:43.000 205?
03:54:44.000 When I hurt my back, I got up to like 205. Maybe even a little heavier than that.
03:54:47.000 I got pretty fat, though.
03:54:49.000 I had a good belly.
03:54:50.000 A good, like, side belly.
03:54:52.000 There's nothing worse.
03:54:53.000 I felt gross. 1.00
03:54:54.000 I would catch myself in the mirror and go, Ew, no more eating for you, you fuck. 1.00
03:54:58.000 You know, it got to... 1.00
03:55:00.000 Well, when my back was really hurt and it was really tough to work out, there was definitely some...
03:55:06.000 Some time to pack on the weight.
03:55:08.000 But as soon as I start working out again, your body's got muscle memory. 0.99
03:55:11.000 If you don't, torture it with shitty food.
03:55:14.000 But this diet's different, man, because the idea behind it is that your body starts going into fat-burning mode instead of glucose-burning mode. 0.92
03:55:21.000 And if you can do that, what happens is, what's weird, this is one of the weirdest parts about it, is in between meals, I don't get really that hungry.
03:55:29.000 I don't get the same kind of hungry.
03:55:30.000 When you're on glucose, your body crashes, your sugar gets low.
03:55:34.000 Ups and downs. 0.99
03:55:35.000 Yeah, and that crash, you get fucking starving. 0.98
03:55:38.000 You get desperado for food. 0.90
03:55:39.000 How long did that take you to get there, though?
03:55:41.000 Took a while.
03:55:42.000 Like 10 days?
03:55:43.000 Six weeks. 1.00
03:55:44.000 The workouts suck some fat dicks. 1.00
03:55:46.000 For like the first week. 0.99
03:55:48.000 I told you who's been doing that diet for literally three or four years is Tebow.
03:55:51.000 He's shredded.
03:55:52.000 He swears by it.
03:55:53.000 Big.
03:55:54.000 Kyle Kingsbury's on it.
03:55:55.000 Denver quarterback guy?
03:55:57.000 Yeah.
03:55:58.000 Kyle Kingsbury was raving about it, and he's one of the guys that got me convinced that this is definitely the way to go.
03:56:02.000 Do you think it's only for certain people?
03:56:04.000 I don't know.
03:56:05.000 Kingsbury is super shredded.
03:56:07.000 Shredded. 1.00
03:56:07.000 He's a smart motherfucker, man. 1.00
03:56:09.000 I've always liked that guy. 0.99
03:56:10.000 He's a great guy.
03:56:12.000 Kingsbury can easily do his own podcast, and I hope he does.
03:56:14.000 Did he ever get a hold of you, Jamie?
03:56:15.000 Yeah.
03:56:16.000 Yeah?
03:56:16.000 You guys working it out?
03:56:17.000 He married the ring card girl, right? 0.96
03:56:19.000 Yeah, Natasha.
03:56:20.000 They have babies? 0.95
03:56:20.000 Beautiful family. 0.95
03:56:22.000 He's doing the damn thing. 0.99
03:56:23.000 He's an awesome dude. 0.99
03:56:24.000 He couldn't have been a nicer guy.
03:56:26.000 And he knows a lot about health and nutrition. 1.00
03:56:29.000 He knows a lot about a lot of shit. 0.99
03:56:31.000 Kyle Kingsbury's a smart dude. 1.00
03:56:33.000 Got that little ketone meter and everything.
03:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:56:36.000 He did it with me, but it didn't work that way.
03:56:37.000 You know what?
03:56:38.000 He's up there for top ten most shredded UFC fighters.
03:56:41.000 Especially for how big he was.
03:56:42.000 He was...
03:56:43.000 Jacked.
03:56:44.000 Well, he's only been on that ketogenic diet, I think, for this past year, some months, but he's always been super healthy, always a real good athlete.
03:56:53.000 He just played football at ASU, that's right.
03:56:56.000 Got into MMA way, way late.
03:56:58.000 How old?
03:56:59.000 I think 26, is that what he said, Jamie?
03:57:02.000 I don't remember.
03:57:03.000 Late enough to be like...
03:57:05.000 Around the same time as I got it at 24. Yeah.
03:57:08.000 You know what's also interesting about him?
03:57:10.000 I don't want to talk about it.
03:57:11.000 I don't want to discuss it.
03:57:12.000 I want to move on.
03:57:13.000 It's beautiful.
03:57:13.000 But what's interesting about him is he's anti-vaccine.
03:57:16.000 Let's move on.
03:57:17.000 Let's move on.
03:57:18.000 Alright, please.
03:57:19.000 Let's move on.
03:57:19.000 Let's go.
03:57:20.000 Vaccines.
03:57:21.000 Let's move on.
03:57:22.000 My kid just got vaccines.
03:57:23.000 All of them?
03:57:24.000 Not all of them.
03:57:25.000 Yeah, be careful.
03:57:26.000 Did he get the Hep B one? 0.92
03:57:28.000 You definitely want to get your kid vaccinated, 100%.
03:57:30.000 There's many different doctors that prescribe many what they believe are more conservative protocols.
03:57:37.000 And there's a lot of doctors, again, doctors, who are leaning towards that because they feel like it gives your baby time to recover from the vaccines.
03:57:45.000 It's not...
03:57:46.000 Questioning the efficacy of vaccines, it's saying that there might be some debate as to how many you stack, like how many you put together.
03:57:53.000 They just gave them one shot.
03:57:55.000 So you're saying there's a possibility that if you crunch them in together that there could be problems because there's too much of the baby to take?
03:58:03.000 There's a vaccine court, okay?
03:58:06.000 And if you Google it, Find out how much money has been paid off by people that took vaccines and got injured or ill.
03:58:13.000 Kids, babies that had issues because of vaccines. 1.00
03:58:15.000 Shit. 1.00
03:58:16.000 It definitely has existed. 1.00
03:58:18.000 Is that low percent though?
03:58:19.000 It's also, you have to deal with how many numbers of people.
03:58:22.000 You're talking about 300 million people.
03:58:24.000 And you know how many of those people are allergic to walnuts?
03:58:27.000 How many of those people, if they get around cats, they could die?
03:58:30.000 Yeah, they're the exception, yeah.
03:58:31.000 But that is the exception also.
03:58:33.000 Biodiversity is a real thing.
03:58:35.000 The same medicine that they give you and you'd be fine, they could give me and I could get deathly ill.
03:58:39.000 That's a natural fact of being a human being.
03:58:42.000 And that's something that people don't exactly factor in when they start talking about vaccines.
03:58:48.000 Everybody thinks that it's either some crazy government conspiracy to make everybody retarded, or it's something that you have to do or we're all going to die.
03:58:55.000 Well, what about the CDC study from 2004 that they had to do a study, the CDC, to make sure that the MMR vaccine didn't, there wasn't autism links.
03:59:07.000 There was three doctors that were in charge of that study.
03:59:09.000 So when the results showed initially that there were no links to autism.
03:59:13.000 With the MMR vaccine.
03:59:15.000 But years later, and it's happening right now, one of the doctors, Dr. William Thompson, he still works for the CDC. This is not a conspiracy theory.
03:59:23.000 He said, we were told to put all links to autism from the MMR vaccine into the garbage. 0.98
03:59:30.000 Word for word, verbatim, into the garbage. 0.62
03:59:32.000 So this is actually happening right now.
03:59:34.000 So the studies...
03:59:35.000 Let's find that.
03:59:35.000 No, no, no.
03:59:35.000 Watch that.
03:59:36.000 Dr. William S. Thompson, MMR vaccine.
03:59:39.000 Is this a YouTube video?
03:59:39.000 No, this is real, dude.
03:59:41.000 This is not fake.
03:59:42.000 YouTube videos are real.
03:59:43.000 I'm not lying here.
03:59:44.000 It's on a YouTube video that I can watch.
03:59:46.000 Yes.
03:59:46.000 You're saying he said that, so there's a video of him?
03:59:48.000 Oh, there's mad videos and mad literature.
03:59:51.000 I don't know about vaccinations.
03:59:52.000 No, that's actually true.
03:59:53.000 That's not a conspiracy theory.
03:59:55.000 How about circumcision? 0.91
03:59:55.000 You know, circumcision, they asked me today, do you want to circumcise your baby? 0.91
03:59:58.000 I said, yeah, I don't want to have that anteater dick. 1.00
04:00:00.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
04:00:01.000 $400. 1.00
04:00:02.000 Dude, baby's dicks, when you cut them like that, first of all, sometimes kids lose their dick. 1.00
04:00:06.000 Sometimes they get infections. 1.00
04:00:08.000 It's dangerous.
04:00:09.000 It doesn't always happen.
04:00:10.000 Are you circumcised, too?
04:00:11.000 Yeah, but I didn't have a choice.
04:00:12.000 But if I had to choose today, I would say no.
04:00:14.000 I'm on the fence.
04:00:15.000 Is your kid circumcised or not?
04:00:17.000 No, no, no.
04:00:17.000 We have like three days to decide.
04:00:18.000 Don't do it.
04:00:18.000 Don't do it.
04:00:19.000 It's fucking mutilation. 0.99
04:00:21.000 It's a cultural thing, and people like the way it looks better. 1.00
04:00:24.000 You know, whatever, man. 1.00
04:00:25.000 You're mutilating your kid's dick. 1.00
04:00:26.000 The idea behind it is barbaric. 1.00
04:00:28.000 It's archaic.
04:00:29.000 I agree.
04:00:29.000 It's unnecessary surgery.
04:00:30.000 It's trauma.
04:00:31.000 You're cutting the kid's skin. 0.96
04:00:33.000 You have an ant either?
04:00:34.000 No.
04:00:34.000 If he decides when he gets older to get circumcised, it's not hard to do.
04:00:38.000 People have done it like deep into their 30s.
04:00:40.000 You can do whatever you want.
04:00:41.000 They tried telling me it's unhealthy.
04:00:42.000 He doesn't have the chance.
04:00:43.000 It's not true. 1.00
04:00:44.000 It's bullshit. 1.00
04:00:44.000 I said God gave you that hood for a reason. 1.00
04:00:46.000 Congressman, a CDC whistleblower, and an autism tempest in a trash can. 1.00
04:00:52.000 Damn, that's Forbes, son. 1.00
04:00:53.000 Hmm. 0.98
04:00:54.000 I found a site that didn't seem like a legit one, so I tried to find something.
04:00:57.000 And is this saying what Eddie Ruther was saying?
04:01:01.000 Let's just pretend we forgot.
04:01:04.000 Let's talk about something else.
04:01:05.000 Figure out vaccines.
04:01:06.000 Yeah, we gotta switch up the subject.
04:01:08.000 What else can we change?
04:01:08.000 If we go deep into the...
04:01:09.000 Take that down! 1.00
04:01:10.000 Quick, take it down. 0.99
04:01:11.000 If we go deep into conspiracy theory rabbit hole, we're going to need to show booties. 0.99
04:01:16.000 The whole podcast is fucked. 1.00
04:01:18.000 Or maybe like feet porn. 1.00
04:01:20.000 Bring up Throatzilla. 1.00
04:01:22.000 Bring up Throatzilla. 1.00
04:01:23.000 We should get out of here.
04:01:24.000 I ain't going to.
04:01:26.000 I gotta get up early in the morning.
04:01:26.000 Me too, brother.
04:01:27.000 Let's wrap this motherfucker up. 0.98
04:01:28.000 This was the most non-fight-oriented podcast ever. 0.99
04:01:32.000 No, we covered some fight.
04:01:33.000 We barely covered the cowboy fight.
04:01:36.000 True.
04:01:36.000 Finally Kid coming to Denver and Irvine, live.
04:01:38.000 Oh, hey, look at that plug. 0.97
04:01:40.000 Boom.
04:01:40.000 Where are you going?
04:01:41.000 Denver and Irvine.
04:01:43.000 Denver and Irvine.
04:01:44.000 Yes, sir.
04:01:44.000 What are you guys doing in Denver?
04:01:45.000 March 18th and 19th.
04:01:47.000 What club?
04:01:47.000 What place?
04:01:48.000 Comedy Works.
04:01:49.000 Comedy Works, beautiful.
04:01:50.000 Tech Center.
04:01:51.000 Nice.
04:01:51.000 Nice.
04:01:51.000 And then we're at the Irvine Improv, March 16th.
04:01:54.000 Nice.
04:01:54.000 Fighterandthekid.com.
04:01:56.000 tfatk.com.
04:01:57.000 tfatk.com.
04:01:59.000 Eddie Bravo on Twitter.
04:02:01.000 Uncle Creepy.
04:02:02.000 Uncle Creepy?
04:02:03.000 Uncle Creepy.
04:02:04.000 Creepy now with a shoulder problem.
04:02:07.000 Uncle Creepy MMA. I'm helping open a cryotherapy place.
04:02:12.000 We're going to have cryotherapy and hyperbaric chambers in Lake Forest.
04:02:15.000 Well, there you go. 1.00
04:02:15.000 Fuck the podcast. 1.00
04:02:16.000 There you go. 1.00
04:02:17.000 Let's fire it up.
04:02:19.000 Let's fire that podcast up.
04:02:20.000 March 15th in Lake Forest, California.
04:02:24.000 It's a therapy cryo salon.
04:02:25.000 Let us know. 1.00
04:02:27.000 We'll tweet the shit out of that. 0.98
04:02:28.000 Yeah, definitely you need to have your own podcast. 0.98
04:02:30.000 Who wants to listen to me talk too much?
04:02:31.000 I do.
04:02:32.000 I like it.
04:02:33.000 Alright, that's it.
04:02:34.000 Goodnight, everybody.
04:02:36.000 Oh, Jamie Vernon.
04:02:37.000 Shout out to Jamie Vernon on Twitter.
04:02:38.000 The best.
04:02:39.000 Powerful, powerful young Jamie.
04:02:40.000 Someone get me and Jamie some Yeezys.
04:02:42.000 We'll be back tomorrow with Action Bronson. 1.00
04:02:45.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
04:02:45.000 No way! 0.99
04:02:46.000 Yeah, that's right.
04:02:47.000 What?
04:02:48.000 What's Action Bronson?
04:02:49.000 Dude, he's amazing.