The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 29, 2016

00:00:00.000 Five, four, three, two... 1.00

00:00:03.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

00:00:05.000 We're back! 1.00

00:00:06.000 Goddamn! 0.98

00:00:06.000 My all-time favorite kind of podcast. 0.98

00:00:08.000 Fight Companions. 0.99

00:00:10.000 Eddie, motherfucking bravos in the house. 0.99

00:00:13.000 Thank you for having me. 1.00

00:00:14.000 Brendan, motherfucking kid keto shop. 0.99

00:00:18.000 He's got a kid keto t-shirt on. 0.99

00:00:20.000 I told the dude to make a kid keto t-shirt. 1.00

00:00:22.000 He fucking jumps on that shit. 1.00

00:00:23.000 This motherfucker is an entrepreneur. 1.00

00:00:25.000 What is that? 1.00

00:00:25.000 The keto kid stuff? 1.00

00:00:27.000 What is that?

00:00:27.000 Ketogenic.

00:00:29.000 What's that?

00:00:29.000 The diet?

00:00:30.000 Are you on the diet too?

00:00:31.000 Oh yeah, I've been on it for a while.

00:00:33.000 Before him?

00:00:33.000 No, no, no.

00:00:34.000 He got me on it.

00:00:35.000 I'm obsessed with it.

00:00:36.000 Last night I was in Phoenix walking by a restaurant.

00:00:39.000 This girl, maybe 18, goes, Shab, I'm a keto kid!

00:00:44.000 I'm a keto kid!

00:00:46.000 I'm with a bunch of older dudes. 0.99

00:00:48.000 Boxing dudes are like, what the fuck is she talking about? 0.99

00:00:50.000 That's hilarious. 0.99

00:00:51.000 That's so funny, man.

00:00:52.000 I just saw that documentary, Sugar Coated.

00:00:55.000 Have you seen it?

00:00:56.000 It's terrifying. 1.00

00:00:57.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:00:58.000 There's another one called That Sugar Movie? 0.99

00:01:00.000 Yeah.

00:01:00.000 Have you seen That Sugar Movie?

00:01:01.000 Yeah.

00:01:01.000 Jesus.

00:01:02.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

00:01:03.000 Sugar's terrible. 1.00

00:01:04.000 I'm Mr. Conspiracy Theory here.

00:01:06.000 I had no idea it was right in front of my fucking face. 0.99

00:01:08.000 It's on everyone's table. 0.99

00:01:10.000 It's not a conspiracy.

00:01:12.000 You know what it is, man?

00:01:13.000 It's a drug.

00:01:14.000 Yes.

00:01:14.000 And people are addicted to it, and it's in everything.

00:01:16.000 No, but what I'm talking about is there was a conspiracy to pay off Harvard scientists and professors.

00:01:21.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00

00:01:22.000 To keep sugar, according to that movie, unless that movie's bullshit. 1.00

00:01:24.000 No, no, I'm sure it was. 0.99

00:01:25.000 This is what the movie's talking about.

00:01:26.000 The movie's talking about the Sugar Association, they didn't want it to be labeled for what it really was, an addictive toxin.

00:01:35.000 They wanted to keep it, it ain't that bad in moderation, it ain't that bad, it makes things taste sweet, it's about love.

00:01:41.000 So they paid, according to this documentary, they paid off hard, you know, because everyone's like, I'm science, I'm science this, I'm science that.

00:01:49.000 So it's beautiful when people do that because then all you do is buy off all the scientists and you got everybody.

00:01:53.000 I love some sugar though, man.

00:01:55.000 Well, everybody loves sugar.

00:01:56.000 That's the thing about it.

00:01:57.000 It tastes awesome.

00:01:58.000 I mean, it's not a drug that works because the effects aren't pleasurable.

00:02:03.000 Sugar is very pleasurable.

00:02:05.000 But it also has its benefits too, post-workout, stuff like that.

00:02:08.000 Certain athletes need that stuff, so it's different than a lot of other drugs.

00:02:11.000 Well, there's arguments against that.

00:02:13.000 There's arguments against that.

00:02:14.000 I'd say there's more for it.

00:02:15.000 I don't know about that.

00:02:17.000 I don't know about that.

00:02:18.000 The conspiracy, Brendan, is about that, exactly.

00:02:21.000 I always thought when people ask me about sugar, yeah, it's bad for you, but as long as you don't get too crazy with it, and you don't have nothing to worry about, you're not fat.

00:02:29.000 Only fat people have something to worry about. 0.89

00:02:31.000 But according to this documentary, people that are in shape are getting adult-onset diabetes because they think that.

00:02:38.000 Apparently, according to this doc, one Coke a day... 0.94

00:02:42.000 Increases your chances for diabetes by 30% If that shit's true, it's a lot of coke Yeah, one Coke a day is some insane amount of sugar. 0.98

00:02:53.000 You're only supposed to have 25 in a day. 0.98

00:02:57.000 That's including fruit, lactose.

00:03:00.000 You're only supposed to get sugar in no more than 25 grams a day.

00:03:06.000 Virtually nobody deals with it.

00:03:08.000 As a kid, I was balls deep.

00:03:10.000 200 grams a day at least.

00:03:13.000 That's what it's about. 0.96

00:03:13.000 Let me bring it back to the post-workout shit, because Mark Sisson was talking about actual gains, that your body has more gains if you wait up to an hour after working out before you supplement, before you take anything, before you're taking any food. 0.96

00:03:26.000 And I've started doing it. 0.98

00:03:26.000 And he said that there's a reaction that your body has where it produces more hormones, because your body's just had this brutal workout. 0.98

00:03:36.000 And your body hasn't had a replenishment.

00:03:38.000 So because it hasn't had a replenishment, I guess, during that time period, if you replenish, I think the science is, or according to him, I don't know what studies he's based on.

00:03:49.000 He's a smart dude though.

00:03:49.000 He's a very smart dude.

00:03:50.000 I'll take his word.

00:03:51.000 Yeah, that it's better to do it that way.

00:03:53.000 You get more results hormonally.

00:03:59.000 Yeah, it slows it down.

00:04:17.000 Most people are on slightly varied diets and slightly varied sleep schedules, so it's super hard to say, like, if a guy didn't do it that way, how much of a gain he would make. 0.98

00:04:28.000 I had some silly bitch tell me forever to drink chocolate milk. 1.00

00:04:31.000 That's supposed to be the craze for a long time. 1.00

00:04:34.000 That was supposed to be the craze.

00:04:35.000 It's a good excuse to drink chocolate milk.

00:04:37.000 Hell yeah it was.

00:04:38.000 Hell yeah it was.

00:04:39.000 Some Nestle Quick.

00:04:40.000 So with a fight that's about to start, Bruce Buffer looking slick as always, is Josh Berkman vs.

00:04:46.000 Paul Felder. 0.97

00:04:46.000 This is a fucking amazing fight. 0.97

00:04:49.000 Great fight. 0.99

00:04:49.000 First of all, Josh Berkman has fought as high as 205. Josh Berkman fought Jeremy Horn one day, and Jeremy Horn choked him out and spit on him. 0.99

00:04:58.000 It's aggressive.

00:04:59.000 Oh my god. 0.99

00:05:00.000 They must have said some really dark shit to each other before that fight. 0.99

00:05:03.000 That's aggressive. 1.00

00:05:03.000 But Josh Berkman is a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

00:05:06.000 And at 155, he's so goddamn strong. 1.00

00:05:09.000 If he can do it and do it successfully, he's a bully at this weight. 1.00

00:05:14.000 He's just a tough, tough motherfucker. 1.00

00:05:16.000 And he's slick. 1.00

00:05:17.000 But this Paul Felder kid can crack a lot.

00:05:20.000 He has more tools, I feel like.

00:05:21.000 He also has more tools, I think.

00:05:22.000 Standing, he does, but Berkman is down, dude.

00:05:26.000 That guy wins bombs.

00:05:27.000 Berkman's more game, but I feel like the game, it's evolving fast, and Felder's more evolved, if that makes sense.

00:05:33.000 And younger, and Les Miles. 0.98

00:05:34.000 Well, what I like about this, Les Miles for sure, but what I like about this fight is it's essentially an old, real, fucking, crafty veteran in Berkman who's a dog. 1.00

00:05:45.000 I mean, he's a fucking bulldog. 0.99

00:05:47.000 Game as they come. 1.00

00:05:49.000 Hector Lombard?

00:05:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:51.000 Fuck yeah, man. 1.00

00:05:51.000 He shot Hector Lombard down at one point. 1.00

00:05:53.000 Lombard was on juice, too!

00:05:54.000 Yeah, and Lombard was juiced up.

00:05:56.000 And, you know, Lombard kept swinging at him, and Berkman kept moving, but Berkman was cracking him a little.

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:02.000 And it got Lombard to a point where Lombard slowed down his attack because he kind of knew that he wasn't going to take Berkman out, and he was going to have to do the long haul.

00:06:10.000 I got Feldman TKO. Do we have to sink?

00:06:13.000 Man.

00:06:14.000 Yeah, it's 4.50 right now.

00:06:16.000 4.48, 4.47.

00:06:18.000 First round, Paul Felder, Josh Berkman.

00:06:21.000 A fight that I've been really looking to fight.

00:06:22.000 I feel like this whole card is totally under the radar. 0.96

00:06:26.000 I mean, Henan Barat was fighting Jeremy Stephens in the fucking co-main. 0.98

00:06:30.000 It's insane. 0.99

00:06:30.000 That's the co-main. 0.99

00:06:31.000 I think it's more, you know, there's no, like, for the average fan, there's no huge draws.

00:06:36.000 But as far as Joe Silva, and Joe Silva, who's the other dude who does the matchups?

00:06:42.000 Sean Shelby?

00:06:42.000 Sean Shelby.

00:06:43.000 Bro, they got their money's worth.

00:06:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:45.000 They paid them exactly what they should do because these matchups, these aren't matchups that you can go, alright, five versus six, two versus three.

00:06:53.000 They're amazing.

00:06:54.000 To me, it's the best card of the year.

00:06:56.000 I'm pretty sure Sean handles the matchups for the lighter weight fighters.

00:06:58.000 Correct.

00:06:59.000 And then, I don't know what weight Silva takes over, but... 0.95

00:07:03.000 Both of them are doing a fucking awesome job. 0.95

00:07:04.000 This card shows it, though. 0.99

00:07:07.000 You look at it, you're like, Jesus Christ.

00:07:08.000 Most of the matchups I wouldn't think about.

00:07:10.000 They just went shin to shin.

00:07:11.000 Let's pay attention to this.

00:07:11.000 That's card of the year, though?

00:07:12.000 No, no, no.

00:07:13.000 I'm saying as far as matchup-wise, it's an amazing card.

00:07:17.000 It's a really good card.

00:07:18.000 It's way, way better than people are giving it credit for. 0.99

00:07:22.000 If this was the first UFC I ever saw, I'd be like, holy shit, what a nutty sport. 0.99

00:07:26.000 I would call this UFC Just Fucking Watch. 0.99

00:07:29.000 Straight up, just watch it, man. 0.85

00:07:30.000 I know you don't know the guys, but this is going to be a great night of fights.

00:07:34.000 And if you're betting, it's going to be tough to pick, man.

00:07:36.000 For experts, try picking this card.

00:07:38.000 I'd like to see someone just go, whatever, 8 for 8. It's going to be a beast.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, you know what, man?

00:07:44.000 This is a sneaky fight.

00:07:46.000 Ooh, nice front kick to the body by Felder.

00:07:49.000 And Josh returns it.

00:07:54.000 Felder's got a lot of tools when it comes to stand-up.

00:07:56.000 He's real sneaky. 1.00

00:07:58.000 He does a lot of weird shit. 1.00

00:07:59.000 Like Cowboy, man. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Training at the ranch.

00:08:01.000 Real similar.

00:08:02.000 Real similar in some ways. 0.98

00:08:03.000 But also because he's got a Taekwondo background, he throws more spinning shit than Cowboy does. 0.99

00:08:09.000 Yeah, he does. 0.99

00:08:09.000 Cowboy is like straight Muay Thai. 0.99

00:08:11.000 Straight forward.

00:08:13.000 Felder has good angles.

00:08:14.000 A couple of times, man.

00:08:15.000 A lot of checking.

00:08:16.000 Good defensive skills here. 1.00

00:08:20.000 Felder's a fucking attacker, too, man. 1.00

00:08:23.000 He's tough as shit. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Berkman went to Bellator before, remember? 1.00

00:08:26.000 Because he got cut.

00:08:27.000 He went to World Series of Fighting, and he choked out John Fitch.

00:08:30.000 Remember that fight?

00:08:30.000 Yes!

00:08:31.000 I do.

00:08:32.000 That was a huge fight.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, he choked out Fitch real quick.

00:08:35.000 Fitch shot in for a single.

00:08:36.000 Was that the fight when Fitch tested positive?

00:08:38.000 No, that was the Paul Harris fight.

00:08:41.000 Boom.

00:08:42.000 Paul Harris got that knee.

00:08:44.000 He got him, too. 1.00

00:08:45.000 Paul Harris, his fucking leg locks. 1.00

00:08:47.000 I mean, maybe Fitch was like, fuck it, I know this guy's on it. 1.00

00:08:50.000 Yeah, understandable. 1.00

00:08:52.000 Who knows?

00:08:53.000 Did you see Pajaras get wrecked?

00:08:55.000 Yeah, I did.

00:08:55.000 He got murked.

00:08:56.000 He got wrecked by who?

00:08:57.000 He got wrecked by some Viking. 1.00

00:08:58.000 Dude, fucked him up. 0.98

00:08:59.000 Someone named Meek? 1.00

00:09:00.000 In what show?

00:09:01.000 Like 50 seconds?

00:09:02.000 I don't even know the name of the show, dude.

00:09:04.000 It was the show where Mayhem weighed in 20-something pounds overweight.

00:09:08.000 He got murked, too.

00:09:09.000 He got submitted.

00:09:09.000 Yeah, I think that's a fatigue thing.

00:09:11.000 I think it's more he doesn't want to be there.

00:09:13.000 It's like self-sabotage, need the money.

00:09:15.000 Mayhem's ground game is so legit.

00:09:17.000 Super legit.

00:09:18.000 It would be real hard to tap that guy.

00:09:20.000 Ferviso Verdun black belt?

00:09:21.000 Yeah.

00:09:22.000 I've rolled with him a bunch. 0.98

00:09:23.000 He's a monster. 0.98

00:09:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:24.000 Jason's no joke. 0.99

00:09:26.000 Remember when Jason fought Jake Shields and had his back and had a fully locked in rear naked choke and the fucking bell rang? 0.99

00:09:33.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:33.000 I mean, I believe he had a gable grip, but he had it under the chin and everything. 0.98

00:09:37.000 It was a tight, tight squeeze. 1.00

00:09:40.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:09:40.000 They're going to war. 1.00

00:09:41.000 Oh, Berkman.

00:09:42.000 Berkman with some good movement here.

00:09:44.000 See, but this is what Berkman wants.

00:09:45.000 Felder needs to not do this.

00:09:46.000 He's more technical.

00:09:48.000 Boom! 0.99

00:09:48.000 Berkman gets him on his back. 0.99

00:09:49.000 Oh, Felder's in a bad place here.

00:09:52.000 Because on the ground, Berkman's a beast.

00:09:54.000 Yes. 1.00

00:09:55.000 Super fucking strong. 0.99

00:09:56.000 Again, you've got to think about Berkman has fought successfully at 170 and all the way up to like 205. Well, he gets that old man strength, too. 0.99

00:10:03.000 Yes. 1.00

00:10:03.000 He just tossed his young ass. 1.00

00:10:05.000 He's just a guy who's been around a long fucking time He's a smart dude too Yeah, and that Hector Lombard fight shows you how smart he is. 1.00

00:10:12.000 He's never really in the pocket. 0.97

00:10:14.000 He just avoids all his counters. 1.00

00:10:15.000 He doesn't lose his shit. 1.00

00:10:17.000 No, like the fire will be hot as fuck and he sits in there and doesn't lose control, man. 1.00

00:10:22.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:10:23.000 He can do what he can do.

00:10:25.000 Yes.

00:10:25.000 And he's not going to fall short psychologically.

00:10:27.000 He stays in his lane, too.

00:10:28.000 He doesn't try anything too crazy. 1.00

00:10:30.000 You're not going to see a freaking stupid Chris Weidman bullshit spinning kick or something like that. 0.99

00:10:34.000 Yeah, but we never saw that from Weidman either. 1.00

00:10:36.000 He did it once.

00:10:36.000 Well, let's not see it ever again.

00:10:38.000 That's crazy.

00:10:39.000 Crazy.

00:10:39.000 It cost you the fight, son.

00:10:40.000 Yeah.

00:10:41.000 The art of getting back up is...

00:10:43.000 I mean, it's so deep.

00:10:45.000 The fence crawl.

00:10:46.000 Some guys are really good at it.

00:10:47.000 Some guys are okay at it.

00:10:48.000 You know who's the best I've ever seen?

00:10:50.000 Who?

00:10:50.000 Keith Jardine.

00:10:51.000 Really?

00:10:52.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:10:53.000 Keith Jardine is a goddamn animal. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Dude, he would always go straight to the cage and walk. 1.00

00:10:57.000 Go.

00:10:57.000 Walk.

00:10:58.000 He was such a beast. 0.93

00:10:59.000 Go straight to the cage and what?

00:11:00.000 Wherever you were, you had to get to the cage.

00:11:02.000 That was his thing.

00:11:03.000 And so I started doing that.

00:11:04.000 People were like, no, what are you doing? 0.81

00:11:05.000 The guy's going to pound your face.

00:11:06.000 But that was Keith's thing. 0.82

00:11:08.000 Really?

00:11:08.000 So he was one of the first guys to figure out to use the cage to get up?

00:11:11.000 That was his thing.

00:11:12.000 As soon as you get taken down, if the guy had your hips, you were scooting to get to the cage to use it to crawl up. 0.99

00:11:17.000 And he was so fucking good at it, man. 0.97

00:11:19.000 None of us could hold him down. 0.98

00:11:21.000 Interesting.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, Keith Jardine is a guy who doesn't get the credit he deserves in a lot of ways.

00:11:26.000 That fight with Chuck?

00:11:27.000 Remember that fight with Chuck?

00:11:28.000 What a fight!

00:11:29.000 Lift that leg up, man.

00:11:31.000 Yeah.

00:11:31.000 Keith was real smart with the application of leg kicks, and he hit him with that big right hand.

00:11:35.000 He was so awkward, man.

00:11:36.000 Yeah.

00:11:36.000 This whole, like, orangutan, jiggy hands.

00:11:40.000 So awkward.

00:11:40.000 Freddie Roach, orangutan style.

00:11:42.000 Boom.

00:11:43.000 Berkman cracked him here.

00:11:45.000 Look at this.

00:11:45.000 Ooh.

00:11:46.000 Side kick to the thigh.

00:11:47.000 Boom! 0.99

00:11:48.000 Straight left.

00:11:49.000 Lunging side kick.

00:11:50.000 Yeah, he's doing that.

00:11:51.000 A lot of guys are doing that to the legs now.

00:11:54.000 Dangerous, man.

00:11:55.000 John Jones loves doing that.

00:11:56.000 Dangerous.

00:11:56.000 You mean for someone's knee?

00:11:57.000 Yes.

00:11:57.000 Look, you see, Berkman's win these exchanges.

00:11:59.000 It's more dangerous.

00:12:00.000 I'd rather have someone do that to my knee than someone's shin kick me in the head. 1.00

00:12:04.000 Definitely.

00:12:04.000 What's more dangerous than that?

00:12:06.000 I agree 100%.

00:12:07.000 Totally good point.

00:12:08.000 Neither's good.

00:12:09.000 Yeah, but the idea is that we're used to being able to tap from knee injuries.

00:12:15.000 So, you know, because of like a knee bar.

00:12:18.000 It's a strike.

00:12:18.000 So when people look at a strike to a knee, we go, oh, that's not fair because you can't tap.

00:12:22.000 But, Eddie, you made the perfect point.

00:12:24.000 It's the perfect point.

00:12:25.000 It's a fight. 0.99

00:12:26.000 Yeah, because if you kick somebody in the head, it's fucking way worse. 0.98

00:12:29.000 You can't tap to that either. 0.99

00:12:30.000 Is it, though?

00:12:30.000 So let's just go over the...

00:12:32.000 So if you knock me out by head kick, I'm, what, suspended six months?

00:12:35.000 You kick me in that front knee, you blow my ACL, MCL. I can't work for a year, at least, and I probably won't come back.

00:12:41.000 Let's be totally honest.

00:12:42.000 How often does that happen?

00:12:43.000 I've never heard of that ever happening.

00:12:45.000 I've never heard of it happening.

00:12:46.000 It's just a new thing.

00:12:48.000 Give it time.

00:12:49.000 No, it's not.

00:12:49.000 It's always been legal.

00:12:50.000 It's always been legal.

00:12:51.000 No, no, no.

00:12:51.000 It's been legal, but Jon Jones is really the first guy to start doing it actively.

00:12:55.000 Oh! 0.60

00:12:56.000 Felder just cracked him with a good left hook.

00:12:57.000 Show me the footage of guys getting kicked like that.

00:12:59.000 There's one fight.

00:13:01.000 There's one fight with Miguel Torres.

00:13:04.000 Miguel Torres gets oblique kicked on the knee.

00:13:08.000 This was in a legacy kickboxing fight, I think it was.

00:13:11.000 It was pretty recent, like within two years. 0.98

00:13:14.000 And Miguel Torres' knee just went fucking sideways. 0.99

00:13:17.000 It was nasty. 0.99

00:13:18.000 He screamed and fell down and got back up and kept fighting. 0.99

00:13:23.000 I don't know how the fuck he did it. 0.99

00:13:25.000 That's one guy that I thought for sure would still be at the top. 0.99

00:13:28.000 Miguel?

00:13:28.000 For how long?

00:13:30.000 Well, this is what I was going to say.

00:13:31.000 This is what I was going to say.

00:13:32.000 Knockouts, man.

00:13:35.000 It's not just as simple as you get your ligament repaired, you do your rehab, and you're back nine months later.

00:13:40.000 You might not ever be the same guy again.

00:13:42.000 Talking about a knockout?

00:13:43.000 Yeah, like a real knockout.

00:13:44.000 Like a real knockout.

00:13:45.000 But that's what you sign up for.

00:13:47.000 You expect concussions.

00:13:48.000 Now, I don't expect to get my knee blown out in a fight.

00:13:51.000 But it's a part of your body.

00:13:52.000 Like, if someone can attack your head, why shouldn't they be able to attack your knee?

00:13:55.000 That seems crazy.

00:13:57.000 Same reason in the NFL. Same reason in the NFL. Like, you can't attack guy low.

00:14:01.000 The NFL's a sport.

00:14:02.000 Yeah, that's a sport.

00:14:02.000 You're not trying to knock each other out anymore.

00:14:04.000 The UFC's a sport.

00:14:05.000 But this is a sport of fighting.

00:14:07.000 With rules.

00:14:08.000 Yeah, but the rules are...

00:14:09.000 With strict rules.

00:14:10.000 The rules are already really brutal. 1.00

00:14:11.000 Like, the idea of taking out a rule of kicking the knee when you can kick a guy in the fucking jaw face... 0.99

00:14:16.000 But I can't kick him in the face if he has three points on the ground. 0.99

00:14:20.000 So there are rules.

00:14:21.000 So you can't say it's not a sport.

00:14:22.000 Well, honestly, I don't agree with that either.

00:14:24.000 I don't agree with that either.

00:14:26.000 You see where that UFC line is?

00:14:28.000 See where the outside logo is?

00:14:30.000 And there's the line, the inner octagon?

00:14:32.000 What I say is everything outside that inner octagon, you can't kick them in the face, because it's too close to the cage.

00:14:38.000 The only problem with kicking someone in the face when they're down is that the cage could prevent you from moving, and you could get kicked with something that you couldn't normally have prevented, so there's an obstacle.

00:14:48.000 And that obstacle is sort of artificial.

00:14:50.000 And since we can't have just an enormous basketball-sized playing field, which is really ideal.

00:14:55.000 The ideal way to do MMA is not to have any walls. 0.99

00:14:58.000 There's something stupid about having walls. 0.66

00:15:00.000 What we really should have is a large, like, football-sized arena. 0.99

00:15:04.000 You can't have that?

00:15:05.000 Put a guy in and say, why not? 0.94

00:15:06.000 You have it for football.

00:15:07.000 You put a guy...

00:15:09.000 22 guys on the field! 1.00

00:15:10.000 But that's the only way you're not having this bullshit. 0.99

00:15:13.000 See, there's nothing wrong with learning how to clinch and fight up against a cage. 0.99

00:15:17.000 It's super important because you use a cage.

00:15:20.000 But in reality, a real fight should not have anything to do with the wall you press a guy up against.

00:15:25.000 You're talking about a fight.

00:15:26.000 In a sport, you have to have a structure.

00:15:28.000 No, you stay in bounds.

00:15:30.000 This is your boundaries. 0.91

00:15:31.000 You have a big-ass basketball court. 0.95

00:15:34.000 You know how horrible you think that would be? 0.76

00:15:34.000 You know how terrible an experience that would be? 0.76

00:15:36.000 There's no walls in real fights. 1.00

00:15:38.000 But you wouldn't have this shit. 1.00

00:15:39.000 You wouldn't have this pressing against the wall. 1.00

00:15:41.000 That's an art form.

00:15:42.000 It is an art form, but it's an art form that's artificially created by an obstacle.

00:15:47.000 This obstacle should not be there.

00:15:49.000 You shouldn't be able to press people against it.

00:15:51.000 But no, that shouldn't be a part of fighting.

00:15:54.000 So there's water everywhere, too.

00:15:56.000 Should we bring trees in? 0.99

00:15:58.000 Goddammit! 0.99

00:15:59.000 You can't do it!

00:16:00.000 This is crazy!

00:16:01.000 But in football, that's like saying, well, there should be no out of bounds.

00:16:04.000 You guys just run if you catch them.

00:16:05.000 No, no, no.

00:16:05.000 Football has bounds.

00:16:06.000 They have plenty of room.

00:16:08.000 They have a large arena.

00:16:10.000 But, oh!

00:16:11.000 Oh, Felder just cracked him with the left hand.

00:16:15.000 I think fences are artificial.

00:16:19.000 And I think they should fight in large, unenclosed areas.

00:16:22.000 If you hate viewership and money, you gotta do that.

00:16:25.000 I want purity.

00:16:25.000 I want no gloves.

00:16:27.000 No more gloves.

00:16:28.000 No more hand wraps.

00:16:29.000 No wrist tape. 1.00

00:16:29.000 Start your own shit, Dave. 1.00

00:16:31.000 Yeah, no more. 1.00

00:16:32.000 This is nonsense. 1.00

00:16:33.000 These gloves are stupid. 1.00

00:16:34.000 These gloves only exist for people. 1.00

00:16:36.000 You're out of one today, brother.

00:16:38.000 Only for people watching at home.

00:16:40.000 If you're a real martial artist, you would not want gloves.

00:16:43.000 Because gloves give you this artificial idea that you can hit someone as hard as you want with your hands without them exploding on you.

00:16:51.000 But you have wraps underneath.

00:16:52.000 You got everything taped up and wrapped up.

00:16:54.000 Unless you're Gunnar Nelson. 1.00

00:16:55.000 That gangster ass motherfucker doesn't even wear wraps. 1.00

00:16:57.000 He says, go ahead, I'm just going to choke you anyway. 1.00

00:17:00.000 Because he wants to grapple your ass. 1.00

00:17:00.000 He wants to punch you and choke you. 1.00

00:17:02.000 He's like, I like to fit in my hands. 0.99

00:17:04.000 I can feel it better.

00:17:06.000 I feel it in my hands.

00:17:07.000 You're not getting on Fox with no...

00:17:09.000 No gloves. 1.00

00:17:09.000 Fuck you, no gloves. 1.00

00:17:11.000 I was cage-side when Feldman was getting hit by Barbossa with those kicks. 1.00

00:17:16.000 Felder, not Feldman.

00:17:17.000 Yeah, I call him Feldman, though.

00:17:18.000 No gloves, no gloves, no ring.

00:17:22.000 No, I call him Feldman.

00:17:23.000 The first thing he says is...

00:17:24.000 My nickname is Feldman.

00:17:24.000 That's the first thing he said.

00:17:26.000 He just walked in with a bottle of wine and some fucking goat cheese. 1.00

00:17:30.000 It's raw milk cheese, everyone. 0.99

00:17:33.000 For good enzymes.

00:17:34.000 Did you get it at Whole Foods? 1.00

00:17:35.000 Fuck yes, I got it from Whole Foods. 1.00

00:17:36.000 You did, you son of a gun. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Spent a lot of money too.

00:17:38.000 They were like, that much?

00:17:39.000 I was like, that's right, I have a successful podcast.

00:17:41.000 And I'm friends with Eddie Bravo.

00:17:44.000 They said you have that much.

00:17:45.000 Powerful cheese.

00:17:46.000 Powerful cheese.

00:17:47.000 Anyway, no gloves. 1.00

00:17:48.000 You're crazy. 0.99

00:17:48.000 You don't wear shin pads. 0.99

00:17:50.000 How come you don't wear shin pads if you have to wear gloves? 1.00

00:17:53.000 That's stupid. 0.99

00:17:54.000 It impedes grappling. 1.00

00:17:55.000 It keeps you from getting chokes.

00:17:58.000 Do you want no gloves boxing too?

00:18:01.000 No.

00:18:02.000 If they want to do that, that's their nonsense. 0.99

00:18:04.000 It's a silly person's sport. 1.00

00:18:06.000 Silly. 1.00

00:18:07.000 There's no kicks. 1.00

00:18:08.000 You're out of line, man. 0.99

00:18:09.000 It's a silly person's sport. 0.99

00:18:11.000 You're out of line. 1.00

00:18:12.000 You're crazy. 1.00

00:18:13.000 I guarantee you. 1.00

00:18:14.000 I don't know what you smoked before this, but you're crazy. 0.98

00:18:16.000 Listen, it's not a good way to do it. 0.93

00:18:19.000 I mean, boxing is a wonderful sport.

00:18:21.000 It's a wonderful sport to watch it.

00:18:23.000 But as far as, like, fighting, it's not a good way to do it.

00:18:25.000 Like, this is the only way to do it.

00:18:27.000 This is fighting, okay?

00:18:28.000 So if we represent real fighting, and this is what this represents.

00:18:31.000 This represents what happens when guys are allowed to do everything.

00:18:33.000 When they're allowed to do knees, like that stepping knee fell to just land.

00:18:35.000 That kick to the body fell to just land. 0.61

00:18:37.000 See, this is a real fight.

00:18:39.000 This is what you do when you can do everything.

00:18:40.000 You do everything.

00:18:41.000 So I love boxing, but it's only a sport.

00:18:46.000 This is fighting.

00:18:46.000 So if this is real fighting, why are we wearing gloves?

00:18:50.000 Why do we have wrist tapes and all that nonsense on?

00:18:53.000 I got a question for you.

00:18:55.000 So if someone doesn't get cut?

00:18:55.000 No, so you don't break your hands is easy.

00:18:57.000 But you shouldn't be doing things to break your hands.

00:18:59.000 Why don't we put nose protectors on?

00:19:01.000 Because we want to headbutt each other with our faces.

00:19:03.000 You know, oh, my nose is getting broken too much every time I headbutt.

00:19:05.000 Well, don't headbutt then.

00:19:07.000 You'd have to figure out what actually does work.

00:19:09.000 You have an artificial surface over your hands that protects your hands.

00:19:12.000 As far as a purist and a pure fight, you're probably right.

00:19:16.000 As far as a sport and growing it and getting kids to get involved in it, you have to have some sort of structure.

00:19:22.000 I think one day, they're going to figure it out, they're going to have no gloves, we're going to look at this, and they're going to say, this is silly.

00:19:27.000 And guys get hit with a lot more shots than they should have. 1.00

00:19:29.000 You're going to see more, more shit. 1.00

00:19:30.000 You're going to see probably bigger gloves, you're going to see headgear, some shit. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Oh no, that would be worse. 0.99

00:19:34.000 The science doesn't support that.

00:19:35.000 Just like football.

00:19:36.000 But bigger gloves is actually no better.

00:19:39.000 Worse, correct.

00:19:39.000 That's why boxing's so bad.

00:19:40.000 The science doesn't support it.

00:19:42.000 And even headgear, they're thinking now...

00:19:43.000 Oh, we just tagged him with the right hand.

00:19:45.000 Headgear does nothing.

00:19:47.000 Headgear actually can give you a larger fulcrum point, apparently, and it can spin your head around more.

00:19:52.000 You know what I like about the gloves? 0.99

00:19:54.000 Is that they can fucking punch full blast. 0.99

00:19:57.000 That's true. 1.00

00:19:58.000 And you don't cut your head.

00:19:59.000 I like that.

00:20:00.000 It's better if you don't break them.

00:20:01.000 But how come you can't tape up your shins? 0.89

00:20:03.000 Forget about that. 0.97

00:20:03.000 It's just like you could just hit them harder. 0.97

00:20:04.000 But why can't you tape up your insteps and your shins like they do in Muay Thai fights? 0.97

00:20:08.000 They should.

00:20:10.000 Well, granted, you can say the gloves are a hindrance grappling, but if you have shin pads on, you're not going to move as well.

00:20:15.000 Dude, you ever see some of those really good guys who do their shin and ankles? 0.96

00:20:20.000 I was in Maury's corner once, Maury Smith, when he had a kickboxing fight, and he's taping his ankles up and shit. 0.78

00:20:28.000 You know, when those guys do that, I mean, they make that thing almost like a cast. 0.83

00:20:31.000 For sure.

00:20:32.000 You know, it's all protected in there.

00:20:33.000 They layer it in there.

00:20:34.000 Some dudes more than others. 1.00

00:20:35.000 I mean, some guys don't wear shit. 1.00

00:20:37.000 You see a lot of even the top guys in Glory and Lion Fight and those kind of guys, they don't wear shit. 0.99

00:20:44.000 I'm psyched that Bellator's going to have that kickboxing organization. 0.97

00:20:48.000 Bellator Kickboxing?

00:20:49.000 Yeah, man.

00:20:49.000 I think that's awesome, man.

00:20:52.000 Dude, Felder with that beautiful combination.

00:20:54.000 Look at that.

00:20:54.000 That faking with the hands and the smoothness with that switch kick on the front leg and the back leg kick.

00:21:01.000 His Muay Thai is so pretty, man.

00:21:03.000 Yeah, he's fun to watch.

00:21:04.000 Yeah, it really is. 0.99

00:21:05.000 He's been fucked on decisions a bunch. 0.99

00:21:07.000 You know what, man? 0.99

00:21:08.000 He's just fought real tough guys and had real tough fights.

00:21:11.000 Close, too.

00:21:12.000 Like razor close.

00:21:13.000 But when people get upset, hey, man, that's just reality.

00:21:16.000 That's where you stand.

00:21:18.000 And you've got to get better.

00:21:19.000 Like, he looks right here.

00:21:19.000 He looks better right here, right?

00:21:21.000 Well, would you say he needs to go for a finish?

00:21:23.000 No, man.

00:21:23.000 He just needs to keep training and fighting and being Paul Felder.

00:21:26.000 He's going to get better.

00:21:27.000 Oh, look at that knee. 1.00

00:21:28.000 Dude, he's already getting better.

00:21:30.000 Like, look at this fight.

00:21:31.000 He's performing spectacularly in this fight. 1.00

00:21:33.000 He's smooth, his timing looks excellent, and he's fighting a fucking animal. 0.98

00:21:37.000 He's fighting an older guy, too, though, Joe. 1.00

00:21:39.000 He's fighting an animal, though.

00:21:40.000 He's fighting really good.

00:21:42.000 Still, his performance isn't slacked.

00:21:45.000 He might be older, but he doesn't look bad.

00:21:48.000 Berkman hasn't looked tired or weak in a fight.

00:21:51.000 Gentlemen, this is a 2010 boyac.

00:21:53.000 Enjoy this.

00:21:54.000 What's a boyac, Brian? 0.74

00:21:56.000 It's a boyac.

00:21:56.000 It's a French boyac.

00:21:58.000 Ooh, he just took his ass down. 1.00

00:21:59.000 Oh, look at this. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Gentlemen, cheers, my boys.

00:22:04.000 Cheers.

00:22:04.000 Thanks, buddy.

00:22:05.000 We're back.

00:22:05.000 Put your headphones on so we don't talk over each other.

00:22:08.000 It's a rule, ladies and gentlemen.

00:22:10.000 We made rules for you guys.

00:22:11.000 One of them is we try not to chew into the microphone, because I know that is so annoying, especially if you're at the gym and you have headphones on.

00:22:18.000 And smacking. 1.00

00:22:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:19.000 If you have headphones on, it's even more rude, because it's like in someone's ear.

00:22:25.000 That's a nice wine, Brian Kellen.

00:22:27.000 So Berkman's cut.

00:22:30.000 He just landed a takedown, too. 0.98

00:22:31.000 We were talking, and I didn't get a chance to see what the fuck happened. 0.95

00:22:34.000 But he's got a pretty nasty cut. 0.98

00:22:36.000 There's a lot of blood.

00:22:38.000 I can't see.

00:22:38.000 I think it's his nose.

00:22:40.000 Man, it might be his nose.

00:22:43.000 Nice knee to the body. 0.99

00:22:46.000 Looks like the forehead, maybe more than one cut.

00:22:49.000 Looks like there's something coming out of his forehead.

00:22:50.000 Looks like his nose, the bridge of his nose and his forehead.

00:22:52.000 Does this kind of blood make the sport more popular or less popular?

00:22:56.000 It doesn't have an effect on it.

00:22:58.000 Just like I don't think that sponsors had an effect on it either. 0.95

00:23:00.000 I don't think anybody looked at it and goes, this shit is, how come they don't all have the same clothes on? 0.98

00:23:06.000 Nobody looked at it and said it needed a uniform. 0.99

00:23:09.000 No, that's more of the UFC brass doing it for a corporate to try and be like everyone else.

00:23:14.000 But it didn't matter.

00:23:16.000 It doesn't matter.

00:23:16.000 Blood doesn't matter.

00:23:17.000 Well, in pro wrestling, the more you bled, the more you got paid.

00:23:22.000 You got paid on blood.

00:23:23.000 Felder on his back at the end of the round.

00:23:25.000 Look at Berkman.

00:23:26.000 He helps him up. 1.00

00:23:27.000 He is a fucking stud. 1.00

00:23:29.000 Yeah, he is. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Man crush.

00:23:31.000 How old is that, Berkman? 1.00

00:23:33.000 Fucking animal. 1.00

00:23:35.000 I think he's probably 36, 37. Amazing. 1.00

00:23:37.000 Let's find out.

00:23:38.000 He's been through some wars, man.

00:23:39.000 Oh, that's what it is.

00:23:40.000 That elbow did it on the bridge of the nose. 1.00

00:23:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:43.000 Damn! 1.00

00:23:44.000 Oh my god, that's beautiful. 1.00

00:23:45.000 Hey Vegas, let's get more fucking people there. 1.00

00:23:47.000 And you know what? 0.99

00:23:48.000 That's going to win him the fight too.

00:23:49.000 Because they're replaying it.

00:23:51.000 Felder's so durable.

00:23:52.000 When Barboza was kicking him in the side, and you could hear it like a gunshot, and he just didn't, he never stopped.

00:23:58.000 You just wondered how somebody could take that kind of a beating in the fight.

00:24:01.000 Let me tell you something.

00:24:01.000 He hit Barboza with some good shots too.

00:24:04.000 But Barboza's just so goddamn fast. 0.93

00:24:07.000 He's too quick for him.

00:24:07.000 And that was just one of his first jaunts into the higher echelons of MMA. And what's going to happen is Felder, As you see in this fight, I think he looked as good in this fight as he's ever looked, and he's gonna continue to get better.

00:24:18.000 He looked good in those other fights, too.

00:24:20.000 He did, but I think he looks even better now.

00:24:22.000 I mean, he's a young kid, he's improving, and he's smart, and he works hard, and he's got Donald with him.

00:24:28.000 I mean, having Cerrone as a training partner... 0.97

00:24:32.000 That is so goddamn gigantic. 0.99

00:24:34.000 When you got a guy who, first of all, is an animal, will fucking fight anybody. 0.99

00:24:38.000 If they call him up to fight Stipe Miocic, he'll go, what I gotta do? 0.99

00:24:42.000 He'll fucking hop, ride a bull over to Stipe. 0.96

00:24:44.000 It's that whole camp over there. 1.00

00:24:46.000 He's an animal.

00:24:46.000 He'll ride a bull.

00:24:47.000 Donald is a legit wild man.

00:24:50.000 He's a total legit wild man.

00:24:52.000 And super successful as an MMA fighter.

00:24:54.000 So for a guy like Felder to have a guy like Donald and have him be a colleague and the two guys be able to train with each other like that and work with each other.

00:25:03.000 God, it's giant.

00:25:04.000 You know, it's like those camps that have other great guys.

00:25:08.000 Like, look at Cormier and Kane.

00:25:10.000 A.K.A. Nothing better.

00:25:12.000 Rockhold.

00:25:13.000 Rockhold, yeah.

00:25:13.000 And then Habib Nurmagomedov.

00:25:15.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:25:16.000 You look at these fucking animals. 1.00

00:25:18.000 And now your boy, the kid, the K-1 champion's there now. 1.00

00:25:21.000 Trying for MMA. What's his name?

00:25:23.000 Oh, Rico Verhoeven?

00:25:24.000 Yeah, he's at AK. Oh my god.

00:25:26.000 Working takedown offense.

00:25:26.000 He's the best out of all of them.

00:25:28.000 Good luck.

00:25:28.000 Good luck with that.

00:25:29.000 Oh my god.

00:25:30.000 Good luck beating him. 0.83

00:25:31.000 Well, he won with ground and pound his first MMA fight.

00:25:33.000 I know. 1.00

00:25:34.000 But he is a fucking athlete. 1.00

00:25:36.000 He might be the best heavyweight striking athlete in combat sports. 1.00

00:25:42.000 He's ripped too big.

00:25:43.000 He's just like 240, solid Viking genetics. 0.98

00:25:47.000 Yeah, I'm going to need you to piss in this cup before we do anything. 1.00

00:25:49.000 Well, it's going to melt. 0.81

00:25:51.000 Let's go ahead and piss in this cup before we sign you up for the UFC. That cup's going to melt. 1.00

00:25:57.000 Those Colin guys don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Go ahead and piss in this cup, bro. 1.00

00:26:00.000 Those Holland guys don't mind taking steroids. 0.98

00:26:03.000 Hey, that's an accusation.

00:26:07.000 No, it's not.

00:26:08.000 They drink a lot of raw milk.

00:26:11.000 And horse meat, right?

00:26:12.000 There's not a single person who's more of a fan of Dutch Muay Thai fighters than me.

00:26:18.000 Like Ramon Deckers.

00:26:19.000 Oh, the best.

00:26:20.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:26:21.000 Rob Kamen.

00:26:22.000 Ernesto Hoost.

00:26:23.000 So the greatest combat sports athletes of all time were Dutch kickboxers.

00:26:28.000 There's so many animals.

00:26:29.000 I guess Melvin Manhoof got robbed in Bellator. 1.00

00:26:33.000 I didn't watch their fight, but dude, people were calling me up saying, did you see that shit? 0.99

00:26:36.000 Yeah, people were furious. 0.99

00:26:37.000 Apparently even Scott Coker was pissed.

00:26:39.000 And Manhoof, he's another one, man.

00:26:41.000 Jesus Christ, is he terrifying.

00:26:42.000 He's scary.

00:26:43.000 And he's a regular training partner, Badr Hari. 1.00

00:26:46.000 He's another fucking psychopath. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Literally psycho. 1.00

00:26:49.000 Literally psycho. 1.00

00:26:50.000 You don't want to fuck with that guy. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Goddamn, he's good. 1.00

00:26:52.000 When he knocked out Overeem? 0.98

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 Overeem knocked him out, too, though.

00:26:56.000 They had that horrible grudge match.

00:26:57.000 It was the best.

00:26:58.000 Those were the days.

00:26:59.000 The best rematch with him, with Botter, is Stefan Letko.

00:27:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:05.000 Because he fought Stefan Letko, and Stefan Letko knocked him out with a spinning back kick to the body.

00:27:09.000 So he came back and knocked Letko out in the neck with a spinning back kick to the head. 0.91

00:27:13.000 He got him with the same kick.

00:27:15.000 And he was mean about it.

00:27:17.000 He was a sidekick.

00:27:17.000 And he was real skinny Botter Hari back then.

00:27:20.000 He wasn't Jack Botter Hari as he got older and got involved with Mexicans.

00:27:24.000 He got mean, too.

00:27:26.000 Now that I'm a little more educated on the steroid use, alleged steroid use, when I go back and watch a lot of these guys fight in MMA, I go, oh, you're an absolute giant, and there's zero reason you should be that bulky.

00:27:38.000 And no body fat, and somehow or another can go on forever.

00:27:41.000 Huh.

00:27:42.000 How interesting.

00:27:43.000 Maurice Smith fought Kevin Randleman, rest in peace, who was a great guy.

00:27:47.000 Kevin Randleman really truly was a great guy.

00:27:49.000 And he was one of those guys that was probably like one of the freakiest freak athletes that's ever fought in combat sports.

00:27:56.000 Mostly the best athlete to ever compete in the UFC. Pretty close.

00:27:59.000 A lot of guys say that.

00:28:00.000 He looked like a better looking Mike Tyson.

00:28:03.000 Like a prettier Mike Tyson.

00:28:04.000 When he was in his prime.

00:28:06.000 I mean look at that.

00:28:07.000 Look at that dog. 1.00

00:28:08.000 He was a fucking dog. 1.00

00:28:09.000 He looked like that silverback we were looking at earlier. 1.00

00:28:12.000 By the way, plucked eyebrows.

00:28:13.000 I promise you plucked eyebrows.

00:28:14.000 I don't think that's true.

00:28:14.000 100% plucked eyebrows.

00:28:16.000 Okay, let's not get weird.

00:28:17.000 And dyed hair.

00:28:18.000 But beautiful.

00:28:18.000 He definitely dyed his hair.

00:28:19.000 He's a beautiful man.

00:28:20.000 He's a black guy with blonde hair, dude.

00:28:21.000 He's a beautiful man.

00:28:22.000 He's a stud.

00:28:23.000 He's a beautiful human being.

00:28:26.000 Where was I going with that?

00:28:27.000 Oh, he fought Maurice Smith.

00:28:30.000 And after the fight, Maurice said, okay, freak of science or freak of nature?

00:28:34.000 We're good to go.

00:28:34.000 What is it?

00:28:35.000 Like, that was what Maurice called me up.

00:28:36.000 That's great.

00:28:37.000 What do you think?

00:28:38.000 And I said, man, there's really no way to tell.

00:28:40.000 There's Maurice in Roundabout.

00:28:42.000 It's tough to tell.

00:28:43.000 He said the guy never got tired.

00:28:44.000 He said he never got tired.

00:28:45.000 That's a difference.

00:28:46.000 Well, no, because he was in college at Ohio State. 0.73

00:28:49.000 He was a freak, too.

00:28:50.000 There's legendary stories.

00:28:52.000 Yeah.

00:28:52.000 So it's easy.

00:28:53.000 You know, you could say, has he tried him in his life?

00:28:55.000 Maybe, but that's not why he's such a freak.

00:28:57.000 Right.

00:28:58.000 I don't like when people discredit guys like that. 1.00

00:28:59.000 He's a fucking animal. 0.99

00:29:00.000 Nobody's discrediting him, but when you look at how muscular he is now that you know a little bit, No, you gotta see him in college. 1.00

00:29:05.000 There's pictures of him in high school, jacked. 0.77

00:29:08.000 He's a freak.

00:29:09.000 Brock Lesnar was that way. 0.90

00:29:10.000 In high school, he looked like a freak.

00:29:13.000 There's definitely freaks.

00:29:14.000 I'm not saying that there's not a chance they dabble in the old Mexican supplements.

00:29:19.000 But this thing is, a guy like Randaman, you have to have two things to look like that.

00:29:23.000 You couldn't take a guy like...

00:29:25.000 Brian Callum?

00:29:26.000 I was going to say...

00:29:27.000 I was going to say somebody else.

00:29:29.000 I'm not even on that.

00:29:30.000 I'm not even on that. 0.99

00:29:31.000 You're talking about like a shitty body? 0.99

00:29:33.000 Let's be honest. 0.99

00:29:34.000 We took you.

00:29:37.000 There's no way you're going to look like that.

00:29:39.000 There's no supplements on earth that can do that.

00:29:41.000 You have to have the frame.

00:29:43.000 His frame is insane and muscular.

00:29:46.000 There he is in high school. 0.69

00:29:47.000 He's a stud.

00:29:47.000 That's college.

00:29:48.000 But look at him in college.

00:29:50.000 He's ridiculously muscular.

00:29:51.000 Stud wrestler.

00:29:52.000 I mean, just a really powerful athlete.

00:29:55.000 And there's guys that are just more mesomorphic than other guys.

00:29:58.000 They're out there, man.

00:29:59.000 Mike Tyson was not taking steroids, I don't think.

00:30:01.000 No, he was not. 1.00

00:30:02.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:30:02.000 No, he was not. 1.00

00:30:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:30:04.000 You. 1.00

00:30:04.000 You think he was? 1.00

00:30:05.000 You think he was when he was like 14, 15, 16 years old?

00:30:08.000 When he was 19?

00:30:09.000 Hold on.

00:30:09.000 When he was 16 years old.

00:30:10.000 Maybe not 16. And looking the same.

00:30:13.000 And knocking dudes into a coma.

00:30:14.000 Looking like a grown man.

00:30:16.000 Mike Tyson was a freak of nature.

00:30:18.000 No, no, I'm with you.

00:30:19.000 I'm not discrediting that.

00:30:20.000 Watch him versus Evander Holyfield.

00:30:22.000 It's like, alright, what are we doing here, fellas?

00:30:24.000 Like, Evander Holyfield could have got first in Mr. Olympia.

00:30:26.000 Oh, of course.

00:30:27.000 And Tyson was... 1.00

00:30:28.000 Obviously on some shit, too. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Well, why do you think he was on some shit? 1.00

00:30:30.000 He was willing to do everything else. 1.00

00:30:32.000 He had no problem with any other drug.

00:30:34.000 Right.

00:30:34.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:35.000 You don't rate bitches and not take steroids. 1.00

00:30:37.000 It's not like... 0.99

00:30:38.000 That's too far.

00:30:39.000 Crack is okay.

00:30:40.000 No, no, no.

00:30:40.000 I wouldn't think about it for health.

00:30:42.000 I would think about it for...

00:30:43.000 As a matter of fact, there's apparently very little evidence that with all the steroid use that people do, all the crazy bodybuilders, like...

00:30:52.000 Not that many are dying.

00:30:53.000 That's true.

00:30:55.000 The WWE begs the difference.

00:30:57.000 WWE is dealing with painkillers.

00:30:59.000 You know that, and I know that.

00:31:01.000 Painkillers and steroid use.

00:31:02.000 Yeah, steroid use sure, but it's the painkillers that are killing everybody.

00:31:05.000 My boy Chris Benoit was like, huh? 1.00

00:31:07.000 He's on some shit. 1.00

00:31:08.000 Well, that guy also had some serious CTE, probably. 1.00

00:31:11.000 All those dudes that are slamming each other and hitting each other with chairs and shit. 0.99

00:31:15.000 What about all the type of bodybuilders? 0.98

00:31:16.000 They're still alive.

00:31:17.000 They are, aren't they?

00:31:17.000 Most of them are still alive.

00:31:19.000 And some of them were really abusive.

00:31:21.000 Like, definitely their endocrine system is shut down.

00:31:23.000 Definitely they have to take hormone replacement therapy. 1.00

00:31:26.000 But that's available.

00:31:27.000 You can do that.

00:31:28.000 But you look at them, though, and you're not looking at old boxers or old...

00:31:34.000 You go to Muhammad Ali's era, which is the same, I guess, maybe he predated Schwarzenegger by a little bit, like 10 years or so, maybe more.

00:31:43.000 More.

00:31:44.000 More, when Schwarzenegger first burst onto the scene. 0.99

00:31:47.000 So if you look at Ali, and you look at, obviously he's in a bad place now, but you look at Joe Frazier before he died, and you look at a lot of those older boxers from that era, they're fucked. 1.00

00:31:59.000 They're fucked. 0.97

00:32:00.000 But the older bodybuilders, there's a lot of them that are still around. 1.00

00:32:04.000 How's Arnold doing physically?

00:32:05.000 He's fine. 0.99

00:32:06.000 He's killing them. 0.99

00:32:07.000 He had to have a heart surgery. 0.98

00:32:09.000 Yeah, but he's fine.

00:32:09.000 And that was a valve issue, but yeah.

00:32:11.000 They said that was something that he was...

00:32:13.000 Valve, heart, They said that was something that he was born with.

00:32:16.000 Right.

00:32:16.000 That it was a condition.

00:32:18.000 Yeah, there's no evidence that steroids and testosterone is terrible for you, like we thought, right?

00:32:23.000 Because it started with Lyle Azato.

00:32:24.000 Remember that?

00:32:25.000 He's like, oh, I have this cancer, this brain tumor, because I took steroids.

00:32:28.000 But there's no scientific research to back that.

00:32:30.000 The problem is some people just get brain tumors.

00:32:32.000 So you've got to wonder, like, how come everybody's not getting a brain tumor?

00:32:35.000 Right.

00:32:36.000 Are we sure that the brain tumor is from that?

00:32:38.000 With individual cases, apparently, it's really hard to tell what's the ultimate cause.

00:32:44.000 Because you're dealing with all sorts of environmental causes.

00:32:46.000 You can also look at broad trends.

00:32:48.000 They were talking about cell phone use.

00:32:50.000 Cell phone use has gone up a great deal, but since 1992, from the last statistic I just read, which was yesterday, the gliomas, brain tumors, the really dangerous kind, have stayed pretty steady since 1992. So you'd think with all that...

00:33:05.000 Bluetooth, bro.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, maybe that's what it is.

00:33:08.000 Bluetooth cars.

00:33:09.000 Yeah, no, that is interesting, Brian.

00:33:11.000 That's interesting.

00:33:12.000 Yeah, so you would see a huge market rise over that last 20 years.

00:33:17.000 Yeah, it should be massive.

00:33:17.000 Of course, but you just haven't.

00:33:19.000 But in 26 years, you haven't.

00:33:21.000 It stayed very steady.

00:33:22.000 Maybe it's like cigarettes for a while.

00:33:24.000 They said cigarettes don't cause lung cancer.

00:33:27.000 It took 50 years to figure out But it's not ionizing radiation.

00:33:30.000 It's radio frequency.

00:33:32.000 It's not ionizing.

00:33:33.000 Ionizing, like, which would be x-rays and gamma rays, that kind of stuff.

00:33:38.000 That's ionizing.

00:33:39.000 So what that does, actually, is it changes, it knocks atoms, I guess, off the DNA or screws with your DNA, which can then lead to cancer itself.

00:33:49.000 But it doesn't mean that it necessarily will.

00:33:52.000 But what happens is, like, if one guy dies of, you know, whatever, cancer, and he took steroids, and he accused that, then we're like, oh, that's what steroids do.

00:34:00.000 If there's one example, the media rushes to it.

00:34:02.000 Well, here's an important point.

00:34:03.000 Like, Chris Benrod was just a bad dude with some CTE. I'm looking for a good reason to get on...

00:34:08.000 A lot of things wrong.

00:34:09.000 He was on drugs, all kinds of painkillers.

00:34:11.000 He was on steroids.

00:34:13.000 Those things also, when you're taking painkillers, certain painkillers, they react really badly to other drugs and, of course, alcohol.

00:34:19.000 If alcohol's involved, I don't know if it was, but then they react even worse. 0.99

00:34:23.000 He could have been just a shitty person, too. 0.99

00:34:25.000 You know, like, maybe he's a bad dude. 1.00

00:34:27.000 And then got all high and did some fucked up stuff. 0.98

00:34:29.000 Yeah, anything. 0.99

00:34:29.000 And he could have, you know, gone crazy. 0.99

00:34:31.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

00:34:32.000 But the Lyle Alzado thing, an important point is that Lyle Alzado was taking human growth hormone Hormone in a time where they were getting it from cadavers. 0.99

00:34:41.000 They were getting human growth hormone in a different way than they gather it now.

00:34:46.000 The way they gather it now is they produce it with bacteria.

00:34:49.000 They use yams and stuff, don't they?

00:34:51.000 That's for testosterone.

00:34:52.000 No, not human growth hormone.

00:34:54.000 It's also for estrogen. 0.99

00:34:56.000 There's steroid fucking soaked yams. 0.99

00:34:59.000 It sounds so crazy. 1.00

00:35:01.000 But they get testosterone and they can get female birth control out of Mexican wild yams. 1.00

00:35:06.000 Goddamn, look at yams. 1.00

00:35:08.000 Yams are super good for you. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Goddamn, look at yams doing the damn thing. 1.00

00:35:11.000 Super good for you. 1.00

00:35:12.000 I've always liked yams.

00:35:13.000 So, like, everybody that is on testosterone replacement therapy is getting it from yams. 0.99

00:35:19.000 Yeah.

00:35:20.000 The problem with it now, according to Novitski, is that they seem to have figured out a way to get it from animals.

00:35:27.000 So you're going to get testosterone from animals, and it'll be bio-identical.

00:35:32.000 Yeah, because the carbon, they figure it out because it has a different color.

00:35:35.000 Carbon ratio or something?

00:35:36.000 Carbon isotope ratio.

00:35:38.000 He's on it, I'm sure. 1.00

00:35:39.000 We'll figure that shit out. 1.00

00:35:41.000 He's a fucking gangster when it comes to that shit. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Snitch, yeah. 1.00

00:35:44.000 The golden snitch.

00:35:45.000 The golden snitch.

00:35:46.000 The ultimate golden snitch.

00:35:48.000 Well, you know, ultimately we're finding out what really does and does not What's really legit?

00:35:54.000 And we didn't know.

00:35:55.000 As in what works, you mean?

00:35:56.000 No, as far as who's on what.

00:35:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:58.000 Because everybody was lying.

00:35:59.000 But look at Overeem. 0.99

00:36:02.000 Overeem's like, yeah, I'm not on shit. 0.99

00:36:03.000 Look at me. 0.99

00:36:03.000 I'm fighting for a world title. 0.99

00:36:04.000 Well, how about my man Tim Means? 0.82

00:36:07.000 The dirty bird got busted for taking some creatine. 1.00

00:36:09.000 The fucking dirty bird. 1.00

00:36:10.000 For creatine? 1.00

00:36:11.000 Yeah, they tested his creatine and it pisses hot. 1.00

00:36:13.000 Oh, that's stupid. 1.00

00:36:14.000 They found some shit right off the shelf. 1.00

00:36:16.000 They tested it and it pisses hot. 1.00

00:36:17.000 I'm taking crazy.

00:36:19.000 Well, listen, you can take it, but you got to realize that most of the stuff you're buying, if you're buying things from like GNC, muscle building, they put steroids in them.

00:36:28.000 Wow.

00:36:29.000 There's a list on the USADA webpage.

00:36:30.000 Brands on steroids. 1.00

00:36:31.000 It is massive.

00:36:32.000 There's a list in USADA. All these testosterone boosters, how many of them make you piss hot in the Olympics?

00:36:37.000 It's like thousands of them. 1.00

00:36:39.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:36:41.000 Dude, Jamie and I went over the other day, we tried to just get through the letter A. Oh, it's exhausting. 0.99

00:36:45.000 Why?

00:36:45.000 The letter A is like hundreds and hundreds.

00:36:47.000 So how are you supposed to...

00:36:48.000 Anabolic, anabolic, animal, animal this, animal...

00:36:51.000 You can't take anything.

00:36:51.000 All that stuff's steroids.

00:36:53.000 So you stick to whey protein, basically.

00:36:54.000 This is what they do, apparently, according to friends that are in that world, in the supplement world.

00:37:01.000 What they're allowed to do is they can take something.

00:37:05.000 That's why when you buy gas station boner pills, they have Viagra and steroids in them. 1.00

00:37:10.000 Who's buying that shit? 1.00

00:37:11.000 Really? 1.00

00:37:11.000 Brian Redband. 1.00

00:37:12.000 He buys them all the time.

00:37:13.000 Hey, man.

00:37:13.000 He lives off them.

00:37:14.000 I don't have friends that do that.

00:37:15.000 He doesn't even test them. 0.99

00:37:16.000 Just fucking takes two, three, throws them down, goes to work. 0.99

00:37:18.000 Just rock hard all night. 0.99

00:37:19.000 So they actually work.

00:37:20.000 Also, it's a steroid, too.

00:37:22.000 It makes you super horny. 0.66

00:37:24.000 It makes you aggressive.

00:37:26.000 But what happens is they get caught, and then they take it off the market, and then they come right back with a new name.

00:37:32.000 With a new name.

00:37:32.000 Now it's rhino power.

00:37:34.000 But don't they change like a molecule?

00:37:36.000 If it is on the band, they change the different names so it takes them forever?

00:37:39.000 It's not banned list.

00:37:40.000 They just lie about what's in it.

00:37:42.000 They don't go that far.

00:37:43.000 That's like being legit.

00:37:45.000 Nobody's paying attention, right?

00:37:46.000 You're talking about fake marijuana.

00:37:47.000 That's what you're talking about.

00:37:48.000 That's what they do.

00:37:49.000 No, no, no.

00:37:49.000 He's talking about basalts.

00:37:51.000 Basalts is what they do when they take MDMA or anything else.

00:37:55.000 Well it's usually crystal meth.

00:37:56.000 They do fake marijuana too.

00:37:57.000 People jump out of windows. 1.00

00:37:59.000 Kids tweak out on that shit. 1.00

00:38:00.000 But fake marijuana is a plant though. 1.00

00:38:02.000 Fake marijuana kids can buy it.

00:38:04.000 I used to work for a company that sold it.

00:38:06.000 What?

00:38:06.000 So how do they do that?

00:38:07.000 What do they do?

00:38:08.000 They would distribute it.

00:38:10.000 Head shops.

00:38:11.000 Yeah, the stores that were getting it, they would get hit up by the FDA or whoever was against it, the DEA, and they would tell them what specific chemicals were illegal.

00:38:18.000 They would then go back to the labs, take that specific molecule out, change the number from CL. Right.

00:38:24.000 But how could they do that with weed?

00:38:25.000 They did that with Androstein, too.

00:38:27.000 It's not weed.

00:38:27.000 It's that spice.

00:38:28.000 They're spraying fake THC on it so people think they're...

00:38:31.000 Getting close to that.

00:38:33.000 Oh, really?

00:38:34.000 It's fake weed?

00:38:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:35.000 Okay, so that fake weed is like...

00:38:38.000 It's legal.

00:38:38.000 Anybody can buy it.

00:38:39.000 Whoa.

00:38:41.000 Havana, has anybody tried it? 0.99

00:38:43.000 Why the fuck would anyone try that? 0.99

00:38:45.000 That's what they do, and then they change it. 0.99

00:38:46.000 Then they get busted out, and then they go back, and the same company makes it, and they twist it a little bit.

00:38:51.000 Same thing with bath salts and a couple other things.

00:38:52.000 Bath salts. 1.00

00:38:53.000 If you've seen videos of kids freaking on that, what the fuck? 0.99

00:38:56.000 See, but the thing about these pills that they're buying from the gas stations is it's not like... 0.99

00:39:04.000 Similar stuff to Viagra. 0.99

00:39:06.000 They fucking throw Viagra in it. 0.99

00:39:07.000 Yeah, and steroids. 1.00

00:39:08.000 You're taking that Barry Bonds, son. 1.00

00:39:09.000 Yeah, you're taking all kinds of shit. 1.00

00:39:11.000 Go ahead and fuck girls, hit baseballs. 1.00

00:39:12.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:39:19.000 I can't believe you have a friend who takes that shit. 1.00

00:39:22.000 I always look at him like, who the fuck buys this stuff? 1.00

00:39:24.000 Brian's out of his mind, though. 1.00

00:39:25.000 He's out of his mind.

00:39:25.000 Does he buy his Red Band?

00:39:27.000 Fuck those lot lizards? 1.00

00:39:28.000 No. 1.00

00:39:29.000 You've never met Red Band?

00:39:30.000 Brendan, you've never met Red Band?

00:39:32.000 I met him very briefly at our first live show at the Comedy Store, because Rogan and him came through there.

00:39:39.000 We talked to each other on Twitter, but I've never had a conversation with him. 0.99

00:39:43.000 Shit. 0.99

00:39:43.000 Which is weird, because he's Joe's friend, so you'd think we'd link up, but no. 0.99

00:39:46.000 He's ridiculous. 0.97

00:39:47.000 He'll take those things all day. 1.00

00:39:49.000 All day long.

00:39:49.000 Some people don't care.

00:39:50.000 Really?

00:39:51.000 His endocrine system must just be shattered. 1.00

00:39:54.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:39:54.000 He smokes a lot of cigarettes and drinks. 1.00

00:39:57.000 That's like my friend was like, I want more energy.

00:39:59.000 Can you help me?

00:40:00.000 I go, you smoke.

00:40:02.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:40:04.000 I go, you got to stop smoking before I start talking to you.

00:40:06.000 He goes, no.

00:40:08.000 I can't do that.

00:40:10.000 I was like, then I'm not going to have a conversation with you. 1.00

00:40:12.000 Who the fuck do you know that you're talking to and you said you've got to stop smoking? 0.99

00:40:16.000 He's a famous director. 1.00

00:40:18.000 No, I can't do that.

00:40:18.000 I'll tell you afterwards.

00:40:19.000 Okay.

00:40:20.000 But he's a famous director.

00:40:21.000 And I was like, you have to stop smoking.

00:40:22.000 He goes, no.

00:40:23.000 No, I can't do that. 0.98

00:40:23.000 And then I go, you're going to die. 0.98

00:40:25.000 He goes, what if? 1.00

00:40:27.000 Dude, I've never fucked with Viagra or anything like that. 0.99

00:40:30.000 Good for you. 0.99

00:40:31.000 You have?

00:40:32.000 No.

00:40:32.000 Of course.

00:40:33.000 Really?

00:40:34.000 I took it once.

00:40:35.000 It gave me a headache.

00:40:35.000 I'm on it right now.

00:40:38.000 I knew this podcast was going to be strong.

00:40:39.000 There it is.

00:40:40.000 Rhino 12, 7, 11. See, that Rhino 12, the graphic is so intense, I'm not taking that.

00:40:48.000 Yeah, you need that in your life.

00:40:49.000 It's pretty cool, though.

00:40:51.000 I wonder if you see that. 1.00

00:40:52.000 What kind of pussy picks up Rhino 7? 1.00

00:40:54.000 Damn, I don't know. 1.00

00:40:55.000 Who doesn't go right to Rhino 12? 0.99

00:40:56.000 I'm taking that Rhino 11. I'm like, are we here to party? 1.00

00:40:59.000 See, I'm like, you know what? 1.00

00:41:00.000 Rhino 7 looks for bitches. 1.00

00:41:01.000 Rhino 11, I'll take. 0.99

00:41:03.000 It's interesting that...

00:41:04.000 Rhino 7 might be for girls.

00:41:06.000 Is that his Instagram?

00:41:07.000 Oh, that's Red Band's Instagram!

00:41:10.000 Jesus Christ!

00:41:11.000 What's that?

00:41:12.000 It means he's getting ready to party.

00:41:14.000 Time, size, and stamina.

00:41:15.000 He's not kidding, man.

00:41:16.000 He really does take those things.

00:41:17.000 No headache. 0.99

00:41:18.000 Dude, some dude did a review of those things online, and he said they fucking work. 0.98

00:41:23.000 Not only did it work, it's like they're crazy good. 0.98

00:41:25.000 Maybe he's getting sponsored by them or something.

00:41:27.000 Red Band?

00:41:27.000 I asked him about that once.

00:41:28.000 There's no way he's taking them every day.

00:41:29.000 You can't be healthy and take them.

00:41:31.000 I'm only kidding when I say every day.

00:41:33.000 But he takes it a lot.

00:41:35.000 Brian parties, man. 1.00

00:41:36.000 When you stop taking it, does your dick not work? 1.00

00:41:38.000 You know, like steroids? 1.00

00:41:39.000 Talk to him.

00:41:44.000 Lorenz Larkin and Jorge Masvidal.

00:41:46.000 Hey, Brendan, I'm not going to say if I've ever done Viagra or not.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, you for sure have. 1.00

00:41:52.000 But I'm saying if you ever do MDMA, you're going to need that shit. 1.00

00:41:56.000 Trust me. 1.00

00:41:56.000 That's it. 1.00

00:41:57.000 That's all I'm going to say.

00:42:00.000 That might be info I already know.

00:42:02.000 Let's watch this fight because this is a big one.

00:42:04.000 Lorenz Larkin and Jorge Masvidal.

00:42:05.000 This is another super skillful fight that's a sleeper fight.

00:42:11.000 It's a great fight.

00:42:16.000 Larkin and underdog.

00:42:17.000 A little surprised.

00:42:17.000 Well, Larkin had that fight with Tumanov that could have gone either way.

00:42:20.000 That was a super close fight.

00:42:24.000 Larkin is a slick stand-up fighter.

00:42:26.000 Real slick.

00:42:26.000 But so is Masvidal.

00:42:28.000 Remember, Masvidal was kind of the first Kimbo slice. 1.00

00:42:30.000 He was a backyard fighter in Miami.

00:42:33.000 Well, he was in the same group as Kimbo, right? 1.00

00:42:36.000 I mean, he was in some of those early videos.

00:42:38.000 Yeah, man.

00:42:39.000 Super game.

00:42:40.000 Phenomenal ref.

00:42:41.000 He's good at everything.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, he's good at everything.

00:42:43.000 He's a very smart guy, too.

00:42:44.000 Yes.

00:42:45.000 Very sneaky.

00:42:46.000 Remember when he fought?

00:42:47.000 He fought Eve Edwards and I think it was Bodog.

00:42:49.000 He head kicked him.

00:42:51.000 Dude, if he's on, I don't see how guys beat them.

00:42:54.000 He's so good at everything.

00:42:56.000 It was back when Yves was considered to be one of the best in the world.

00:42:59.000 Yeah, man.

00:42:59.000 It's like everybody thought Yves was...

00:43:00.000 I mean, it was after Yves.

00:43:01.000 I think it was after he had beaten Josh Thompson.

00:43:04.000 So talented for a long time.

00:43:05.000 Oh, yeah, man.

00:43:06.000 But, you know, father time catches up to everybody.

00:43:10.000 Just people that can do things that your body just can't do anymore.

00:43:14.000 After not just father time, but I think more importantly, beatings.

00:43:19.000 Yeah.

00:43:19.000 Yeah, you can't take the beatings.

00:43:20.000 I think it's more the reaction to it.

00:43:22.000 Yeah, I was going to say, it's a reaction.

00:43:23.000 Like last night I was working that Shane Mosley fight and I asked him afterwards, I said, you know, he fought a young guy who's 25. I said, what was the difference?

00:43:30.000 He goes, my reaction time is just not there.

00:43:32.000 He's way younger, faster.

00:43:34.000 Did he lose?

00:43:35.000 Yeah, he lost an incision.

00:43:36.000 He goes, I wanted to throw something, it's just not there anymore.

00:43:38.000 Wow.

00:43:38.000 He's like, that's the first time I've noticed it to go.

00:43:40.000 And how long has it been since his last fight?

00:43:45.000 He fought like six months ago, seven months ago.

00:43:47.000 But he fought, you know, not the same caliber of guys.

00:43:49.000 He wasn't fighting young guys.

00:43:50.000 He was fighting older guys.

00:43:52.000 Now he fought a young, hungry line.

00:43:54.000 Right.

00:43:54.000 And Shane was always so quick when he was young.

00:43:57.000 So quick, man.

00:43:58.000 But you've got to think, Shane has also been punishing his body through camps.

00:44:02.000 He's 44. Yeah, for all these years.

00:44:04.000 He fought at the highest level.

00:44:04.000 For 20 years.

00:44:05.000 Yes.

00:44:06.000 You know, for more than 20 years.

00:44:07.000 You know, he was a stellar...

00:44:09.000 Nice switch kick to the body. 1.00

00:44:11.000 He was a stellar amateur fighter as well.

00:44:14.000 Amazing amateur fighter.

00:44:14.000 Yeah.

00:44:15.000 So you've got to think about all those years of boxing and all the damage that it does to you.

00:44:21.000 After a while, your body just does not want to perform anymore.

00:44:24.000 Dude, and he still almost beat that young cat. 0.99

00:44:25.000 Damn, where does Lawrence Larkin fight out of? 0.99

00:44:28.000 He's good, man. 0.99

00:44:30.000 Millennium Jiu-Jitsu.

00:44:31.000 Millennium MMA. But is he a stand-up fighter first and a grappler second?

00:44:35.000 He's...

00:44:35.000 Yeah, well, he's got skills on the ground for sure, but on his feet, he's super slick.

00:44:40.000 Stand-up's his forte.

00:44:42.000 His takedown offense is amazing. 0.99

00:44:43.000 He came into rain one time, and just wrestling, fuck, people couldn't get him down. 0.99

00:44:48.000 Munoz, Cummings, myself, he's a monster. 1.00

00:44:51.000 What? 0.90

00:44:51.000 Well, he fought at a higher weight class. 0.90

00:44:53.000 He beat Robbie Lawler in Strikeforce at 185. People forget about that.

00:44:57.000 Lorenz Larkin is legit.

00:44:59.000 And at this weight class now.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, at 170, he's really, really good.

00:45:04.000 But it just shows you how deep the pool is because Tumanoff beat him, although, like I said, could have gone either way. 0.98

00:45:10.000 He throws this really creepy fucking spinning heel kick to the legs. 0.99

00:45:15.000 A lot. 1.00

00:45:15.000 It's nasty. 1.00

00:45:16.000 He's really good at it, and he does it on the inside and the outside, but he did it on the outside a couple times against Tumanov, and I was like, whoa, I want to see him that nice jab.

00:45:24.000 Yeah, he was hitting that dude last fight he fought.

00:45:26.000 He was hitting the guy in the calf.

00:45:27.000 It was just crazy.

00:45:29.000 I was just thinking about, like, these guys are so talented, right?

00:45:31.000 And you look at welterweight, you look at middleweight.

00:45:33.000 It's like Bisping.

00:45:34.000 It took him 10 years to get a title shot. 1.00

00:45:36.000 10 fucking... 1.00

00:45:37.000 That's how tough it is, man. 1.00

00:45:38.000 I know.

00:45:38.000 And meanwhile, if Yoel Romero didn't get popped, and if Jacare didn't get hurt, he wouldn't have even gotten that call.

00:45:45.000 No, he would have never got a title shot.

00:45:47.000 That's not necessarily true.

00:45:48.000 He could have beaten one more guy and gotten a title shot, but he wasn't really in line for it.

00:45:52.000 He's in a tough spot, man.

00:45:53.000 With his career physically, his eye, he's tough.

00:45:57.000 Did Yoel go to Jackson's?

00:45:58.000 Is he training there, somebody said?

00:46:00.000 I don't know.

00:46:01.000 I had heard something like that, too.

00:46:02.000 I don't know what they're going to do with it.

00:46:03.000 He was another one.

00:46:04.000 He's cleared in July.

00:46:05.000 He has another one.

00:46:06.000 He had a supplement that he took, an off-the-counter supplement, over-the-counter supplement that was tainted.

00:46:11.000 There's a lot of them that are tainted. 1.00

00:46:13.000 Stop taking shit. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Yeah, but it works. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Goddammit. 0.96

00:46:16.000 Obviously, it works. 1.00

00:46:17.000 This is the reason why this stuff has shit in it. 0.99

00:46:19.000 There's a reason you can't take it. 0.99

00:46:21.000 Your friend tells you it works, and you're going to work.

00:46:23.000 You're going to mix wines?

00:46:27.000 Yeah, but with Bisping, I was glad to see him get a title shot, but it sucks it's that way, but now I think it's probably the only way it was going to happen.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, most likely.

00:46:36.000 Masvidal just landed a good right hand.

00:46:37.000 Well, I mean, it could have happened.

00:46:39.000 Look, he just beat Anderson.

00:46:41.000 They're both older, though, Joe.

00:46:42.000 If you toss him Jacare, Yoel, Weidman, it's going to be a tough night for him.

00:46:47.000 Could be.

00:46:49.000 Very tough.

00:46:50.000 The odds would be in my favor on that.

00:46:52.000 The odds would be in that favor, but not 100%.

00:46:56.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:46:57.000 There's a thing about guys that are tough, like Bisping, is they figure out a way to get shit done. 1.00

00:47:02.000 So, oh, he just poked the shit out of his eyes. 1.00

00:47:04.000 Goddammit. 0.99

00:47:04.000 And that looks like it hurts. 0.99

00:47:05.000 Oh, my God.

00:47:06.000 It's over.

00:47:07.000 There's no way.

00:47:08.000 You can't fight after that.

00:47:09.000 He's not coming back from that.

00:47:10.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:47:11.000 I fucking hate eye pokes. 0.99

00:47:12.000 He knew right away, too. 1.00

00:47:13.000 He said, fuck. 1.00

00:47:14.000 There's nothing worse. 1.00

00:47:15.000 Larkin knew.

00:47:15.000 His finger probably went into his brain.

00:47:17.000 Hey, Joe, here's an idea for you.

00:47:20.000 That's awful.

00:47:21.000 With title shots, you know how they say, well, anyone in the top five needs to stay ready if there's a title shot now.

00:47:26.000 I don't want to see this.

00:47:26.000 Ah, watch this.

00:47:31.000 Boom! 0.99

00:47:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:47:34.000 That's knuckle deep. 0.99

00:47:35.000 Let's show you how fucking effective an eye poke is. 0.99

00:47:39.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:47:39.000 I don't think anyone's questioned that, Brian. 0.99

00:47:40.000 If you get in a street fight, forget all the technique.

00:47:44.000 That looked crazy.

00:47:45.000 That's that Carl McGraw, son. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Shit. 1.00

00:47:47.000 Right? 1.00

00:47:47.000 Man! 1.00

00:47:48.000 I fucking hate the open fingers. 0.99

00:47:49.000 Oh, he looks fine. 0.99

00:47:49.000 He looks fine now. 0.99

00:47:50.000 No, no, no.

00:47:51.000 He's hurting.

00:47:51.000 No, he's not.

00:47:52.000 Now you've got one eye.

00:47:52.000 You've got to fight now.

00:47:53.000 He's good.

00:47:54.000 I know.

00:47:55.000 I'm plunging my fingers into dry rice from now on.

00:47:57.000 Yeah, listen, man.

00:47:58.000 Dude, think about when you get poked in the eye, how long it takes before you're ready again.

00:48:01.000 Well, look at it.

00:48:01.000 He's ready to go.

00:48:02.000 Yeah, because they're making him.

00:48:02.000 He's acting like that.

00:48:03.000 No, he's acting like that. 1.00

00:48:04.000 You would see that he would be like this if he was fucked up. 1.00

00:48:07.000 He is like that. 0.99

00:48:08.000 Do you know, I would like to see statistics on how, when guys fight, what happens after they get eye poked.

00:48:14.000 After?

00:48:14.000 How many more guys?

00:48:16.000 Somebody do that. 1.00

00:48:16.000 One of you MMA websites. 1.00

00:48:18.000 You're going to have to get 100 guys and poke them in the eye and throw them in a cage. 0.52

00:48:20.000 No, we're talking about results from fights that have already happened.

00:48:23.000 So one of the MMA sites, please do something on this if you have the notion. 0.98

00:48:28.000 And kicks to the balls. 0.98

00:48:30.000 Kicks to the balls are big. 0.99

00:48:31.000 That's a good one, too. 0.99

00:48:31.000 But I think eye pokes are worse, honestly. 0.99

00:48:33.000 I bet you'd be surprised at both.

00:48:35.000 They're close. 0.99

00:48:36.000 Maybe you get kicked in the balls and that just saps everything out of you. 0.99

00:48:39.000 That's a good question. 0.99

00:48:41.000 Remember when Chris Duster got kicked in the nuts by Gonzaga?

00:48:44.000 And they were like, you good, bro?

00:48:45.000 He got kicked so hard.

00:48:46.000 He goes, yeah, I'm good. 1.00

00:48:47.000 Obviously, he looks like shit. 1.00

00:48:49.000 The douche head kick. 1.00

00:48:50.000 Game over. 0.77

00:48:51.000 Not that that won't happen anyways, but that was the worst I've ever seen.

00:48:53.000 Yeah, it can be bad.

00:48:55.000 It certainly can be bad.

00:48:56.000 It's part of Congo's game plan. 1.00

00:48:58.000 Balls are tricky now. 0.99

00:48:58.000 Because you got a cup, so sometimes when Gilbert Ivel and Vanderlei fought in Pride and Vanderlei kicked Gilbert in the balls, his cup was caught right on his balls. 0.99

00:49:16.000 That'll pinch your balls. 1.00

00:49:18.000 It was a different kind of pain. 0.99

00:49:20.000 Now that was like a stinging pain that he could not recover from.

00:49:23.000 No, it's a different game.

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:25.000 But I want to see a statistic on what happens to guys when it's a close fight like Mitrione and Travis Brown and then he gets eye poked and then from then on it's a blowout.

00:49:34.000 And there's a lot of fights like that where a guy gets eye poked and like it looked towards the end like Masvidal had recovered.

00:49:40.000 He looked like he was fighting really smooth and well.

00:49:42.000 It didn't look like Travis and Mitrione is a perfect example of like Mitrione was not the same after that eye poke.

00:49:47.000 No.

00:49:47.000 You can tell he got jacked.

00:49:49.000 Didn't he get poked twice in that fight?

00:49:50.000 Yes, he did.

00:49:51.000 And they did nothing.

00:49:52.000 Yeah, it was not a good refereeing job, I don't believe.

00:49:54.000 No.

00:49:54.000 Who did it?

00:49:55.000 What do you do, though?

00:49:56.000 I don't remember.

00:49:56.000 I don't want to call him out.

00:49:57.000 I just remember being upset with it.

00:49:59.000 Like, when a guy gets his eye poked that bad, you know, like, there's a real problem with making a guy go fight when you know he's compromised, and the reason why he's compromised is a foul.

00:50:08.000 So everybody who's watching wants the fight to continue.

00:50:11.000 We don't want to be disappointed.

00:50:13.000 It's not like the fight is being stopped because of a legit technique.

00:50:16.000 The fight's being stopped because of a foul.

00:50:18.000 Would you give him five minutes or what would you do?

00:50:21.000 I would stop the fight.

00:50:22.000 He's blinking, man.

00:50:22.000 He's blinking a lot.

00:50:23.000 He won't stop blinking now.

00:50:25.000 Something's wrong.

00:50:26.000 I think when a guy goes down like that, there's almost a good argument to stop the fight.

00:50:31.000 It definitely changes the dynamics.

00:50:33.000 I would like to see those statistics, too.

00:50:35.000 I guarantee it's probably in the favor of the guy who pokes the guy in.

00:50:37.000 It's got to be if you see it in the... 0.99

00:50:38.000 The judges should be allowed to see the replay and go, okay, that shit was deliberate. 0.99

00:50:43.000 Boom, minus a point. 0.99

00:50:44.000 Well, it's not deliberate.

00:50:45.000 Most times, it's not deliberate.

00:50:46.000 But if it is...

00:50:47.000 Certain guys...

00:50:48.000 How are you gonna judge that, though, Eddie?

00:50:49.000 But what if it's clean? 1.00

00:50:50.000 Fuck if it's deliberate. 1.00

00:50:51.000 Who cares what they were thinking? 1.00

00:50:52.000 If you fucking landed it, you're gonna get penalized. 0.99

00:50:55.000 100%. 1.00

00:50:55.000 That's it. 1.00

00:50:55.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:50:56.000 It'd be the best way to stop it, for sure.

00:50:58.000 It's never gonna stop.

00:50:59.000 Because it's an instinct and because a lot of guys train Muay Thai.

00:51:02.000 And so they're used to open-handing people on the forehead and pushing them off.

00:51:05.000 And then you go to do it with regular gloves.

00:51:08.000 Some guys aren't Muay Thai and they do it. 0.96

00:51:09.000 If you don't get a point taken off, like for the first shot, then a guy knows he has one free shot at the balls, right?

00:51:15.000 Here's the words.

00:51:17.000 While they don't have complete data, they did find 32 eye pokes that led to a pause in the action from a sample of 1,333 fights.

00:51:24.000 And Ramy estimated you're likely to see an eye poke in 3-4% of UFC fights.

00:51:29.000 Taken at the high end, you're likely to see an eye poke once every 25 fights or so.

00:51:33.000 Conservatively, 96% of fights transpired devoid of eye pokes.

00:51:37.000 It doesn't say the success rate.

00:51:40.000 That's interesting, though, to hear that.

00:51:43.000 I figured behind that, 3-4%.

00:51:46.000 Well, how many Jon Jones fights?

00:51:48.000 That's probably the 3-4%.

00:51:52.000 I mean, there's some guys that just their style...

00:51:54.000 He's so long too.

00:51:55.000 I can't wait to see that Rumble Jones fight.

00:51:58.000 Well, they're not fighting.

00:51:59.000 Cormier's gonna fight.

00:52:00.000 Oh, that's right.

00:52:01.000 That's right.

00:52:02.000 Hey, bro.

00:52:05.000 Masvidal looks okay, but only he knows whether or not he got really compromised from that poke.

00:52:12.000 He's definitely compromised, but he can still get a win, but it's definitely...

00:52:15.000 Right, but it's not the same.

00:52:16.000 I agree.

00:52:17.000 No, I'm with you, John.

00:52:18.000 I wouldn't mind if they stopped it.

00:52:19.000 But then you're talking about entertainment. 1.00

00:52:20.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:52:21.000 They're just standing right in each other's... 1.00

00:52:22.000 There you go, ladies. 1.00

00:52:24.000 Dude, Masvidal looks good.

00:52:25.000 I'd be pissed if they stopped it. 1.00

00:52:26.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:52:26.000 I agree with you. 1.00

00:52:28.000 I'd be pissed if they stopped it in this fight.

00:52:29.000 But I think in the Mitrione fight, there's a good argument for stopping it. 0.99

00:52:32.000 That fight, he looked like way more fucked up. 0.97

00:52:35.000 Like when he went back, he never looked the same. 0.99

00:52:36.000 And it was terrible, man.

00:52:38.000 The second time, I think there's a good argument for stopping it.

00:52:42.000 It's because it's almost unfair to let a guy fight on.

00:52:46.000 I think you disqualified a guy. 0.99

00:52:47.000 If you're talking two to three times, what the fuck you gotta do? 0.97

00:52:51.000 And it's still an accident. 0.99

00:52:52.000 Even if it's an accident, it still does damage.

00:52:56.000 I think it's up to the ref.

00:52:59.000 The ref's gotta assess exactly what kind of an eye poke to. 0.67

00:53:01.000 There's too much pressure on the ref to give him that kind of power.

00:53:04.000 Masvidal's a good ref player here.

00:53:05.000 Let's see if he can get Lorenz to the ground.

00:53:08.000 Lorenz is fighting it off.

00:53:09.000 Dude, his takedown offense is... 0.86

00:53:11.000 Nasty.

00:53:12.000 Lorenz is so slick. 0.99

00:53:14.000 But so is Masvidal, man.

00:53:15.000 I'm liking the way he's fighting here.

00:53:17.000 Real vet.

00:53:18.000 Right in the...

00:53:19.000 Just...

00:53:21.000 Bam, bam, look at that.

00:53:25.000 Little doll.

00:53:26.000 Some dude made that. 0.57

00:53:27.000 Gave it to me in Atlanta. 0.95

00:53:27.000 This is so fucking cool, man. 0.95

00:53:29.000 Come on. 0.99

00:53:29.000 That is dope. 0.99

00:53:30.000 That was the coolest fucking thing. 1.00

00:53:32.000 That is really dope. 0.99

00:53:34.000 This could be like an animated series, man.

00:53:36.000 You could be the star of it.

00:53:38.000 It's hilarious.

00:53:41.000 It's funny because the UFC made those little dolls and they made one of me and they gave it to me, whatever the company was and I was laughing. 0.91

00:53:51.000 I was like, that is so ridiculous.

00:53:52.000 It doesn't look anything like me. 0.97

00:53:54.000 It didn't look anything like me.

00:53:55.000 I'm like, did you just pretend it was me?

00:53:57.000 Just a bald guy?

00:53:58.000 Just love it.

00:54:00.000 I don't even think it was back when I was bald.

00:54:01.000 I think I had hair back then, but it was so bad.

00:54:03.000 It looks like your torso and your arms.

00:54:06.000 Oh, it looks just like me.

00:54:07.000 The guy did a great job.

00:54:09.000 You look a little older in that.

00:54:10.000 Yeah, but still.

00:54:12.000 I was going to say, that's when you know we're all getting older.

00:54:14.000 We're all getting older, though.

00:54:15.000 I just want to put that out there.

00:54:17.000 Thank you.

00:54:18.000 We're definitely getting older.

00:54:19.000 Everybody does.

00:54:19.000 I mean, nobody said immediately, ah, you look older.

00:54:23.000 It took a little bit, because we all expected to get, not you, Brennan, but for us in our late 40s.

00:54:29.000 Compared to you guys.

00:54:30.000 How old are you now, Brennan?

00:54:30.000 33. Christ save.

00:54:32.000 Every bit of it.

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.000 Once you hit 40, you want those guys to hit 40. Ooh, look at that right hand.

00:54:38.000 Come up.

00:54:38.000 Every year, come up.

00:54:39.000 Come closer.

00:54:40.000 You guys are wiser, though.

00:54:41.000 It's good to have friends.

00:54:42.000 Dude, Larkin is looking smooth here, man.

00:54:45.000 Masvidal is standing.

00:54:47.000 Ooh, Masvidal with that switch kick. 1.00

00:54:49.000 Damn! 1.00

00:54:50.000 I love that switch kick. 1.00

00:54:51.000 Somebody's going to get caught here.

00:54:52.000 Oof! 1.00

00:54:53.000 That uppercut, man.

00:54:54.000 Yeah, well, Masvidal is real sneaky, but so is Larkin.

00:54:57.000 Larkin is real sneaky with his attacks.

00:54:58.000 Larkin is stuff to train for, man.

00:55:00.000 He's so unconventional.

00:55:01.000 His angles are weird.

00:55:02.000 His style is weird.

00:55:04.000 Well, he's got a little bit of karate mixed in with a lot of boxing and Muay Thai.

00:55:08.000 Look at this, look at this, man.

00:55:09.000 Some of his moves are like karate moves.

00:55:11.000 But Masvidal might have tagged him there.

00:55:13.000 Look at this, Loracca with a takedown.

00:55:16.000 Who saw that coming?

00:55:17.000 His jiu-jitsu is good, too.

00:55:18.000 That'll win him the round for sure.

00:55:20.000 Joe, all I was saying on those title shots, what if, you know how they say anyone in the top five needs to stay in shape just in case a guy gets hurt?

00:55:28.000 What if during a title shot, the UFC tells a guy he's the reserve?

00:55:32.000 So if Wyoming gets hurt, Bisbee, you're up, brother.

00:55:35.000 So you don't have to go to training camp.

00:55:37.000 But be ready, because you're the first guy we go to, so we're not fumbling around.

00:55:40.000 We should have that laid out on the card, like the alternates.

00:55:45.000 I don't think you tell people, because let's say in DC Jones' case, let's say Rumble's the alternate, people want to see that fight.

00:55:52.000 It's like, come on, hopefully he gets hurt.

00:55:53.000 I don't think you tell anyone.

00:55:54.000 You just surprise him, but only that fighter knows.

00:55:57.000 Only that fighter knows.

00:55:58.000 Then you start paying people to hurt him.

00:55:59.000 I think Rumble's the most dangerous fight in many ways, because Jones does take hits to the face, and he can't do that With Rumble.

00:56:06.000 I don't think you do. 0.99

00:56:07.000 If you listed the alternate, either fighter might have someone pay someone off to make sure that motherfucker gets hurt. 1.00

00:56:16.000 You don't tell anyone. 0.99

00:56:17.000 So you can't tell anybody.

00:56:18.000 No one's going to do that.

00:56:19.000 Hey, it could happen in big title fights. 0.99

00:56:20.000 You're like, shit, I want to fight that guy. 0.99

00:56:21.000 I don't want to fight this dude. 1.00

00:56:22.000 What you'd have to worry about is some unscrupulous promoter or some character.

00:56:25.000 Tonya Hardy.

00:56:25.000 For sure.

00:56:26.000 Don't forget about Tonya Harding.

00:56:27.000 Think if they told Bisping, hey bro, Sousa's out for a while, obviously our boy Yoel's out for a while.

00:56:34.000 If something happens with Weidman, there's a good chance because he does get hurt, you're up. 0.99

00:56:38.000 So don't go to fucking Toronto and film a movie. 0.98

00:56:40.000 Yeah, you tell them one in five. 0.99

00:56:42.000 You're one of five guys we're thinking about. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Yeah, but if you're a guy like Bisping and they offer you a fucking movie, you realize... 0.98

00:56:48.000 You realize you're at the end of your career, you gotta take that movie shot. 0.98

00:56:51.000 I'm not hating on him.

00:56:52.000 I'm just saying if the UFC had a plan in place, yes.

00:56:56.000 But then he would still have to take that movie.

00:56:58.000 You gotta take it because it's a bird in the hand.

00:57:01.000 You know, maybe he would train a little bit more.

00:57:02.000 In general, guys aren't filming Fast and Furious 9 or whatever.

00:57:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:07.000 You never know.

00:57:08.000 Like with Cheo Son and Jon Jones, if you had a backup in case...

00:57:11.000 You still have a fight.

00:57:13.000 So Weidman is out for a while, man.

00:57:16.000 He's got some disc issues in his neck.

00:57:18.000 He says he'll be back for that Madison Square Garden card.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, he wants to be, but he's got to be real careful because you don't want to rush something like this.

00:57:23.000 That's a bad one.

00:57:24.000 He's got a herniated disc in his neck that's...

00:57:26.000 Woo! 0.99

00:57:27.000 Goddamn, Lorenz is fast. 0.98

00:57:28.000 Speaking of herniated discs, I go into surgery Tuesday for my L5. Oh, shit. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Disc replacement, baby. 1.00

00:57:35.000 For your lumbar?

00:57:37.000 Lower?

00:57:37.000 Yep.

00:57:38.000 Wow. 1.00

00:57:38.000 Serious shit. 1.00

00:57:39.000 How bad is it? 0.99

00:57:41.000 My disc, my L5 S1 doesn't exist.

00:57:45.000 That's why I'm in it.

00:57:46.000 My lower back is an eternal constant state of inflammation.

00:57:50.000 It's just sore.

00:57:51.000 It's just a wreck.

00:57:54.000 Every day no matter what I do.

00:57:55.000 I could stop working out for two months and it would feel like I did squats the day before.

00:57:59.000 Or deadlifts, you know what I mean?

00:58:01.000 For sure get that surgery. 0.94

00:58:02.000 Is there anyone you guys know who trained in jiu-jitsu for a long time who doesn't have some issue with their back or neck?

00:58:08.000 No.

00:58:09.000 My doctor said that you're cranking on your neck and back all the time.

00:58:13.000 I mean, it's part of the game.

00:58:15.000 You're pretty injury-free now. 0.98

00:58:17.000 My neck's pretty fucked up. 0.99

00:58:18.000 My doctor said you get girls in here who've never done anything and they're 23. Oh! 1.00

00:58:21.000 Masvidal! 0.90

00:58:22.000 Masvidal is standing guillotine! 0.96

00:58:24.000 Keep it against the cage. 0.75

00:58:25.000 Nope.

00:58:26.000 Nope. 0.99

00:58:27.000 Goddamn Lorenz is tough. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Oh, shit, son! 1.00

00:58:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:58:32.000 This is a fight, dude. 1.00

00:58:34.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:58:35.000 This is a... 1.00

00:58:36.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:58:41.000 This is a fucking slobber knocker. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:45.000 Real Donnie.

00:58:45.000 Oh, again!

00:58:46.000 Again!

00:58:47.000 He has to pass.

00:58:49.000 Nope.

00:58:49.000 He's out.

00:58:50.000 Do you see what he's doing?

00:58:51.000 That is crazy. 0.59

00:58:52.000 He's bridging on his neck.

00:58:53.000 Yeah, but he's in trouble.

00:58:54.000 Oh, now it's over.

00:58:55.000 He's going for the neck again.

00:58:57.000 Look at all that sweat.

00:58:57.000 Defense.

00:58:58.000 That's a lot of sweat.

00:58:59.000 Beautiful defense. 0.99

00:59:01.000 Masvidal is fucking relentless, too. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:59:04.000 How about Larkin's takedown defense?

00:59:05.000 He's getting up, man.

00:59:06.000 Crazy takedown defense.

00:59:07.000 It's nuts.

00:59:07.000 I'll be telling you.

00:59:08.000 He's so athletic.

00:59:09.000 He just went up on his head! 0.75

00:59:11.000 His guillotine defense, too, is insane. 1.00

00:59:13.000 Goddamn. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Especially when he's this tired. 0.99

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 Third round of a brawl.

00:59:17.000 Would you mind if a dude started wearing rash guards if they wanted to?

00:59:20.000 No, you should be able to wear that if you wanted to.

00:59:22.000 And girls wear them, right? 0.99

00:59:22.000 Why not? 0.99

00:59:23.000 They can't have their titties out. 0.94

00:59:25.000 Of course girls wear them. 0.97

00:59:26.000 I think it would take sweat out of the game, which I think would show more technique, especially grappling.

00:59:32.000 It would increase submissions.

00:59:34.000 Oh, oh! 0.58

00:59:34.000 Is that a take-down? 0.58

00:59:36.000 For sure.

00:59:37.000 Does that count as a take-down when he just did it?

00:59:39.000 Of course.

00:59:39.000 It increases entertainment, it increases in submissions.

00:59:40.000 It doesn't matter if it counts because this guy gets right back up.

00:59:42.000 They should make rash cards mandatory.

00:59:45.000 No.

00:59:46.000 No, no, no.

00:59:47.000 Guys should wear sunglasses, too.

00:59:49.000 No, there's benefits to it and then there's negatives to it if you're a striker.

00:59:52.000 You want to keep...

00:59:53.000 You want to be all greased up?

00:59:54.000 Yeah.

00:59:55.000 Oh, he tagged him with an uppercut!

00:59:57.000 Jesus Christ, this fight is amazing.

00:59:59.000 This is crazy.

01:00:00.000 Nuts! 0.70

01:00:00.000 Definitely not mandatory. 0.70

01:00:03.000 We've got to remember this.

01:00:05.000 Is greasing illegal or legal?

01:00:08.000 Illegal.

01:00:08.000 It's illegal.

01:00:09.000 Because it's a foreign substance. 0.63

01:00:10.000 Yeah, but it's a foreign substance.

01:00:11.000 No, no, no, no.

01:00:12.000 But why, though?

01:00:14.000 Because it's a foreign substance. 0.63

01:00:16.000 And then what happens?

01:00:17.000 What does it do?

01:00:17.000 Come on, don't play games.

01:00:18.000 It benefits the guy that has it on him because he can't get taken down.

01:00:22.000 And it's a foreign substance.

01:00:23.000 Yeah.

01:00:23.000 Of course, but...

01:00:24.000 It's nothing like sweat.

01:00:27.000 It's very much like sweat.

01:00:28.000 Sweat is slippery and greasy.

01:00:30.000 Sweat is very slippery.

01:00:32.000 It's very similar.

01:00:33.000 It's a lot more extreme.

01:00:35.000 It's a lot more extreme.

01:00:37.000 That brain and that back. 0.99

01:00:38.000 Just double duty.

01:00:39.000 Double duty, brother.

01:00:42.000 Eddie, what are they going to do, though?

01:00:43.000 Everybody's going to wear a mask for your back.

01:00:46.000 Eddie, that's like the gi argument. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Why doesn't everybody wear a gi?

01:00:49.000 No, it's just, if greasing is illegal because it makes shit too slick, if greasing is illegal, it has none to do with it, if greasing is illegal because it makes shit too greasy, but the problem is, there's no tests for it. 0.82

01:01:02.000 Right, but Rashgard is a foreign substance.

01:01:05.000 So if it's illegal, how do you test for it?

01:01:05.000 You can test for it.

01:01:06.000 Rashgard is a foreign substance.

01:01:07.000 Tell me about the test, because there is no test, but tell me about the test you know.

01:01:10.000 With Vaseline or whatever?

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 How do they test?

01:01:13.000 Dude, you have a commission following you around from the locker room to the cage.

01:01:18.000 But there's no swab and then they put it in.

01:01:20.000 It's like testing in a cup.

01:01:21.000 There's no official test that says that you went over the grease limit.

01:01:25.000 We can't put grease on your body.

01:01:26.000 Let me stop this right now.

01:01:27.000 Because one thing you definitely can do 100% that has been done is you take a mineral oil bath the night before.

01:01:34.000 Yes.

01:01:34.000 Take a mineral oil bath the night before and then you get into that cage and you don't have anything on.

01:01:39.000 You took a shower.

01:01:40.000 You don't have anything on. 1.00

01:01:40.000 You are slippery as fuck. 1.00

01:01:42.000 Is that right? 1.00

01:01:44.000 100%.

01:01:45.000 And there's nothing anybody can do about it.

01:01:47.000 Nothing anyone can do.

01:01:48.000 Unless there's an official test.

01:01:50.000 But there is no official test.

01:01:51.000 But since girls wear rash guards all the time. 1.00

01:01:57.000 I don't think it's a huge issue where Dana's going, holy fuck, everyone's slipping out submissions. 1.00

01:02:01.000 We've got to figure something out here. 0.96

01:02:02.000 Every year the NFL has meetings to change stuff to make the sport more offensive.

01:02:11.000 They're always figuring out a way.

01:02:13.000 They're always handicapping the defense.

01:02:15.000 You know, you can't hit the receiver.

01:02:17.000 You're always handicapping the defense.

01:02:18.000 You want more offense as a league.

01:02:20.000 The same thing can be done for MMA. You get together and go, how do we improve submissions, for instance?

01:02:26.000 You improve submissions by making them more rash guards.

01:02:27.000 They want knockouts. 1.00

01:02:28.000 They want knockouts as much as they want submissions. 0.99

01:02:30.000 No, exactly.

01:02:31.000 We do something for the knockouts, too, but you do something for submissions, too.

01:02:34.000 Every year, you do something a little bit here and there.

01:02:37.000 Girls wear rash guards all the time. 1.00

01:02:38.000 I'll tell you what.

01:02:39.000 They can't have their tickets.

01:02:40.000 I'll take rash guards, no gloves for a thousand, Alex. 0.97

01:02:43.000 Goddammit, no. 0.93

01:02:44.000 No, guys!

01:02:46.000 What were you saying about headgear?

01:02:48.000 Rash guards, no gloves, let's do it.

01:02:49.000 That'd be perfect.

01:02:50.000 You wouldn't have to create this test for this thing that you made legal.

01:02:54.000 It's illegal, but there's no test.

01:02:56.000 Because it's not that big of a deal.

01:02:57.000 Then why is it illegal?

01:02:59.000 Why is it illegal?

01:02:59.000 Hold on, I don't think you're right.

01:03:01.000 People grease all the time, dude.

01:03:01.000 I don't think you're right.

01:03:02.000 Because I know that Herb Dean tested someone before.

01:03:04.000 I know Herb Dean took a swab.

01:03:06.000 He took a swab off someone.

01:03:09.000 Maybe it's just a test of physics.

01:03:11.000 They pat you down.

01:03:13.000 I don't think it's that much of an advantage either.

01:03:16.000 It's a crazy advantage.

01:03:18.000 If you're a grappler, if you're a grappler it is.

01:03:22.000 Of course, it's a tremendous advantage.

01:03:26.000 I don't think so.

01:03:27.000 What did Herb say?

01:03:28.000 Try grappling with someone greasy.

01:03:31.000 What did Herb say? 1.00

01:03:31.000 Punch him in the face. 1.00

01:03:32.000 You said you talked to Herb. 1.00

01:03:34.000 He said he's done on-site shit where he'll look and see. 0.98

01:03:37.000 But that doesn't stop a guy from... 0.98

01:03:39.000 How long ago was this?

01:03:40.000 Maybe a couple months ago.

01:03:41.000 Maybe three months ago.

01:03:43.000 I know there was at least...

01:03:44.000 I was asking everyone.

01:03:45.000 There's no test.

01:03:46.000 They just...

01:03:48.000 Lorenz Larkin to Monsoon with the victory.

01:03:51.000 I think that's a good decision.

01:03:53.000 I didn't watch it close enough to judge, but his takedown definitely helped him.

01:03:59.000 Those two takedowns.

01:04:00.000 I feel like he landed just a little bit more.

01:04:02.000 Amazing fight.

01:04:03.000 Well, we barely paid attention, let's be honest.

01:04:05.000 We're talking about illegal greasing and rash guard.

01:04:09.000 All I'm saying, if it's illegal, come up with an official test.

01:04:12.000 If there's no official test, then the simple answer, have them do what the girls do. 1.00

01:04:18.000 The girls wear tops.

01:04:19.000 What's interesting with sweat is that with sweat, the conditions naturally change.

01:04:27.000 They naturally change. 0.99

01:04:29.000 Dependent upon your preparation like that's one of the things where Nate Marquardt fought Paul Harris He wore a rubber suit backstage and Nate like really got super sweaty And then when he went out there to fight he was already sweaty as fuck And so when Paul Harris went for that leg lock Nate was all sweatied up Nate slipped out and Paul Harris started pointing at it and Nate punched his fucking lights up. 0.98

01:04:50.000 That was great. 0.73

01:04:51.000 One of my favorite fights of all time.

01:04:52.000 It was great.

01:04:53.000 It was a great ending Well, it was a great ending.

01:04:56.000 You'd like Turkish oil wrestling.

01:04:58.000 You should check it out.

01:04:59.000 I'll Turkish oil the wrestling. 0.92

01:05:01.000 They look like you with mustaches.

01:05:04.000 Those guys reach into each other's pants.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, it's on YouTube. 1.00

01:05:07.000 And they grab each other's dick and they use each other's dick to manipulate each other. 1.00

01:05:11.000 No Bruno, man. 1.00

01:05:13.000 Where the dick goes, the body will follow. 1.00

01:05:14.000 I bet you guys want that too. 1.00

01:05:15.000 No gloves and dick grabbing. 0.99

01:05:17.000 What's next? 1.00

01:05:17.000 You should grow a mustache. 1.00

01:05:19.000 I like that.

01:05:19.000 You should grow a thick handlebar mustache.

01:05:21.000 You'd look good.

01:05:21.000 I have a question for you.

01:05:24.000 Headgear, is that science that it actually is worse for you when you're boxing?

01:05:27.000 It can be worse.

01:05:29.000 It's not necessarily worse, but it can be worse.

01:05:31.000 Why?

01:05:32.000 Because it makes a larger fulcrum.

01:05:33.000 Because it's a larger thing and you get clipped and it makes your head spin more.

01:05:37.000 Oof.

01:05:38.000 Yeah, and it's also heavy.

01:05:39.000 Yeah.

01:05:40.000 So you have this thing, I don't know, what is a weigh?

01:05:42.000 Like half a pound, a pound?

01:05:43.000 It also allows you to take more shots, right?

01:05:45.000 It makes your head, it's slower for your head to move.

01:05:47.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:05:48.000 One of the things about punches is you see them coming, you gotta learn how to roll with shit. 1.00

01:05:51.000 Right. 1.00

01:05:52.000 And you can't roll with shit if you have this big-ass fucking headgear on. 1.00

01:05:55.000 But then you can't begin... 1.00

01:05:56.000 It's good for cuts, so you can't get cuts.

01:05:58.000 Well, but that's just in training.

01:06:00.000 Which is huge, Joe.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, but it's not...

01:06:02.000 I mean, it's...

01:06:04.000 I think you're better off greasing your fucking head up. 0.99

01:06:07.000 But then there's a problem, because they grease heads up, they grease faces up and shit, and then you take that same grease, and you put it on a dude's chest as you're trying to take him down, and then you grab your arms, you wrap it around, and now you get grease on your arms. 0.99

01:06:19.000 Boxers are part of the sport, man! 0.95

01:06:21.000 How much Vaseline are they using in the UFC these days?

01:06:25.000 They're using less and less. 1.00

01:06:26.000 That's like leftover bullshit boxing shit. 1.00

01:06:29.000 Why do you bring Vaseline all over your fucking face? 1.00

01:06:31.000 It makes punches not cut you. 1.00

01:06:34.000 So they hit you, but they slide off.

01:06:36.000 Instead of them grazing and scratching with the leather gloves.

01:06:41.000 Hey, I'm down with that.

01:06:42.000 I'll say this.

01:06:43.000 No Vaseline, no gloves.

01:06:45.000 Jesus, Joe.

01:06:46.000 No gloves.

01:06:47.000 And rash guard.

01:06:47.000 You said rash guard.

01:06:48.000 You could wear rash guards.

01:06:49.000 I don't think there's a problem with rash guards.

01:06:51.000 I feel like your bones would cut skin more.

01:06:55.000 Are you against rash guard optional?

01:06:56.000 Are you against that?

01:06:58.000 Optional?

01:06:58.000 This is a good fight.

01:06:59.000 I think you'd be a bad look.

01:07:00.000 It's a bad look. 1.00

01:07:01.000 You could put your fucking Reebok on that. 0.99

01:07:02.000 Can you imagine the Reebok rash guards that can come up with with the red and the black? 1.00

01:07:06.000 How dare you.

01:07:06.000 Loving Kamosi's hair.

01:07:08.000 This door, Vito Miranda. 1.00

01:07:09.000 Put that in the This dude's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:07:11.000 This is a serious fight here. 1.00

01:07:12.000 Is he?

01:07:13.000 Camosi, Miranda?

01:07:14.000 Yeah, Miranda. 1.00

01:07:14.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Miranda is a nasty kickbacker. 1.00

01:07:17.000 Where is he from, Miranda? 0.91

01:07:19.000 Brazil.

01:07:19.000 Man.

01:07:20.000 Camosi's so game, it's not even funny. 1.00

01:07:22.000 He's game as fuck. 1.00

01:07:22.000 And he's been training with Weidman's camp. 1.00

01:07:24.000 Great hair.

01:07:25.000 Trains in Denver, and then he's going out to Wyden's camp.

01:07:28.000 Tough man.

01:07:28.000 And so is Miranda.

01:07:30.000 Miranda's a little older, I think.

01:07:31.000 Miranda, I want to say he's 34, 35, but he's a multiple-time kickboxing champion.

01:07:35.000 He's a nasty striker.

01:07:37.000 And a Russian assassin, even though he's from Brazil. 0.99

01:07:41.000 Look at him.

01:07:42.000 He's not Russian. 0.84

01:07:43.000 I know, but he looks like a Russian.

01:07:45.000 He was a finalist in the Ultimate Fighter of Brazil, remember? 1.00

01:07:47.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

01:07:49.000 He throws babies. 1.00

01:07:49.000 It's a tough fight for Camozzi. 1.00

01:07:51.000 It's a tough fight for Camozzi Salwise.

01:07:53.000 Click on his name, please.

01:07:55.000 Vito Miranda.

01:07:56.000 So we can find out what his last fights were?

01:07:58.000 One KO last fight.

01:08:00.000 I think last three fights, three finishes.

01:08:02.000 Am I right?

01:08:03.000 I can't see that.

01:08:04.000 Win, win, win.

01:08:05.000 Scroll down.

01:08:06.000 KO, KO, KO. What's up, son?

01:08:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:10.000 Wow, look at that.

01:08:13.000 Marcelo Guimarez.

01:08:14.000 Guimarez.

01:08:15.000 I forget how to say that guy's name.

01:08:16.000 But he knocked that dude out.

01:08:17.000 It was nasty.

01:08:18.000 And Guimarez was a really good striker himself.

01:08:22.000 And the Clint Hester fight, too.

01:08:24.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.

01:08:26.000 So he's only lost that decision in the Ultimate Fighter finale, and he just wrestled him the whole time. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:08:31.000 Tough fight for Camozzi style-wise. 1.00

01:08:32.000 Camozzi's not a wrestler.

01:08:33.000 He's not a grappler.

01:08:34.000 He likes to stand and bang.

01:08:35.000 You know what, though? 0.98

01:08:36.000 Camozzi's so goddamn tough. 0.99

01:08:38.000 He's just so fucking tough. 0.99

01:08:39.000 He's one of those dudes you just can't count out. 0.97

01:08:41.000 No, unless he's fighting Jacare.

01:08:43.000 Jacare said, what? 1.00

01:08:44.000 I'm going to eat that ass up. 1.00

01:08:45.000 Easy paycheck. 1.00

01:08:46.000 Oh, you want it again?

01:08:47.000 So crazy.

01:08:48.000 The exact same way? 1.00

01:08:50.000 Oh, I'll do this shit all day! 1.00

01:08:51.000 Yeah, well, those losses, like, you know, you recover from those pretty quick. 1.00

01:08:57.000 Oh, you're fine.

01:08:57.000 Fight in the next week.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, you can fight quick.

01:08:59.000 It's Jacare.

01:09:00.000 It's all good, baby.

01:09:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:02.000 That was fucked up twice. 0.99

01:09:04.000 Short notice fights. 0.99

01:09:05.000 The killer Jacare.

01:09:06.000 Jacare's ground game is so scary.

01:09:08.000 He tore his meniscus or something?

01:09:11.000 Yeah, he's got a knee that's a little beat up from training camp for Vitor.

01:09:15.000 What he did to Vitor was just...

01:09:16.000 Jesus. 1.00

01:09:17.000 He should have taken a fucking corner zone shot and jumped in that fight. 1.00

01:09:20.000 He really should have. 1.00

01:09:21.000 I agree.

01:09:22.000 You know, I almost feel like... 0.99

01:09:23.000 Unless it's really fucked up. 0.96

01:09:25.000 I just feel like, man... 0.98

01:09:26.000 He's gonna get a title shot.

01:09:27.000 But he fought against Rockhold, and everybody knows that Rockhold took that last fight with Staff. 0.99

01:09:33.000 It had Staff in his foot, and he's pretty fucked up. 0.99

01:09:35.000 Everybody fights hurt. 0.99

01:09:36.000 You know, you're telling me, like, this opportunity...

01:09:38.000 I guess maybe he just wasn't... 1.00

01:09:39.000 Maybe he was eating donuts and shit. 1.00

01:09:41.000 Maybe he just wanted a break, or... 1.00

01:09:42.000 Maybe he went on the bomba.

01:09:46.000 The bomba! 0.99

01:09:49.000 You don't know what that is, do you?

01:09:51.000 You're laughing.

01:09:51.000 You don't know what we're talking about.

01:09:54.000 I don't think he did.

01:09:55.000 I don't think Jacare did.

01:09:57.000 It sucks that he didn't take that fight because I think stylistically that's a really interesting matchup.

01:10:02.000 It's going to happen though.

01:10:04.000 Rockhold, they fought.

01:10:06.000 They fought in Strikeforce and Rockhold won a decision.

01:10:09.000 I still think the guy who's going to beat both Weidman and Rockhold, any of those guys, is Joel Romero.

01:10:16.000 Maybe.

01:10:17.000 He's just so...

01:10:18.000 Romero beat Jacare.

01:10:20.000 Yeah, he did, but when you think about Wybin, you think about, of course, his striking, but his wrestling is amazing.

01:10:27.000 Jacare beat Romero, rather.

01:10:28.000 That's why he was next in line.

01:10:30.000 But when Jacare beat Romero, he almost got taken out in that first round, but then he came back and won second and third.

01:10:37.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:10:37.000 You know, Romero, I think we fucking missed out. 0.93

01:10:41.000 You can keep it up here. 0.97

01:10:42.000 What are you hiding weed for?

01:10:44.000 Romero missed out in that he's like 30s...

01:10:48.000 Late 30s.

01:10:49.000 Like 36, 37. He came late.

01:10:51.000 Yeah.

01:10:51.000 We got a hold of Romero when he was like 26. What?

01:10:55.000 I mean, he was just a goddamn super-duper athlete. 1.00

01:10:59.000 He's a beast. 1.00

01:10:59.000 All natural. 1.00

01:11:00.000 He's a freak. 0.61

01:11:01.000 Well, you know...

01:11:02.000 I don't know.

01:11:04.000 But he did beat...

01:11:07.000 Kale Sanderson, I think twice.

01:11:10.000 Twice, dude.

01:11:11.000 You're talking about the Olympic gold medal.

01:11:13.000 He walked through the...

01:11:14.000 In that finals against that Korean guy to win the gold medal, he walked through that guy. 1.00

01:11:18.000 It was like he was just crazy, man. 0.99

01:11:20.000 He's a monster. 0.99

01:11:21.000 He was a wrestler. 0.89

01:11:22.000 I mean, I've seen him do stuff inside the octagon, like just his movements.

01:11:26.000 So like...

01:11:27.000 When I'm watching fights, you know, up close, and you watch, like, thousands of them, or whatever I've watched at this point, you, like, get used to, like, certain speeds that people move under.

01:11:35.000 And every now and then, someone will move at a speed that you're like, whoa, my brain's not recognizing this.

01:11:39.000 Like, how's, like, Barbosa's switch kick?

01:11:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:41.000 My brain just goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 1.00

01:11:43.000 I'm good, dude. 0.99

01:11:44.000 Right.

01:11:45.000 Let me see that, Brad.

01:11:47.000 I think that one of the biggest examples of that is Yoel.

01:11:52.000 Yoel, the way he moves, the way he throws people around, it's almost like he's not even the same thing as them. 0.85

01:11:58.000 He just tosses guys around like he's just some crazy ass silverback and you're some dude in a rubber gorilla outfit. 1.00

01:12:05.000 It's so weird. 0.94

01:12:07.000 He lost to Tim.

01:12:08.000 He lost to Jacare, I think.

01:12:09.000 Well, he didn't lose to Tim, but he definitely should have been disqualified.

01:12:12.000 Definitely cheated, and I thought he lost to Jacare.

01:12:14.000 He knocked out Tim in the third round, But he should have never made it to the third round.

01:12:19.000 He was not capable of coming off his stool for the third round.

01:12:23.000 They should have stopped the fight and they should have given it to Tim Kennedy.

01:12:26.000 So I think he should have lost that fight based off that disqualified.

01:12:29.000 I thought he lost to Jacare.

01:12:31.000 He definitely lost to Jacare.

01:12:33.000 He lost the decision.

01:12:36.000 He definitely did.

01:12:36.000 Yeah, but he was kind of close, and they failed.

01:12:39.000 No, I think, well, he almost put Jacare's lights out in the first, that spinning backfist.

01:12:43.000 And then after that was...

01:12:44.000 Thank you, my brother.

01:12:44.000 I think you're crazy if he beats...

01:12:45.000 When Jacare had him in half guard, did you see that?

01:12:47.000 When he stood right up?

01:12:50.000 There's something about Joel Moreira where it seemed like Jacare's jiu-jitsu, nothing was going to work.

01:12:55.000 Yeah, it was a very close fight, but I mean...

01:12:56.000 He's the ultimate athlete. 0.86

01:12:57.000 He makes other athletes look like fat slobs. 0.99

01:12:59.000 He's a freak, man. 1.00

01:13:00.000 He's a freak.

01:13:00.000 He makes real athletes.

01:13:01.000 If you saw, Chris Weidman is a stud athlete.

01:13:04.000 Yes.

01:13:04.000 Chris Weidman standing next to Yoel Romero is like, Chris, why don't you work out?

01:13:07.000 Yeah, for real.

01:13:08.000 Right.

01:13:09.000 And Chris is a great wrestler.

01:13:10.000 He's a stud!

01:13:11.000 Chris looks like Dallas Buyers Club next to him.

01:13:13.000 He's just super skinny. 1.00

01:13:15.000 I'm bummed out that he's got a neck injury because I want to see that motherfucker fight. 0.99

01:13:18.000 It's a great fight. 0.99

01:13:19.000 It's amazing.

01:13:19.000 The rematch is amazing.

01:13:21.000 But that neck injury is no joke and I just hope he doesn't do something drastic quickly in order to repair himself quickly enough to get back.

01:13:30.000 Does he need surgery for the neck or is it just a...

01:13:33.000 It might not be.

01:13:33.000 I mean, it sounds similar to the exact injury that I had.

01:13:36.000 What I had to do is take a long time and you have to do decompression.

01:13:40.000 I have this neck harness that I hang on a door.

01:13:44.000 It hangs on a door frame.

01:13:45.000 It's like I'm hanging myself.

01:13:47.000 Velcro's in place, I pull it down tight, and I go like this.

01:13:50.000 Click, click, click, click, click, and I hang on my neck. 1.00

01:13:52.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:13:54.000 How long does it take? 1.00

01:13:56.000 Why do we need surgery?

01:13:58.000 I'm pretty sure why we need surgery.

01:13:59.000 In doing that, what I just described, over a long period of time, and Regenikine, those two things, it stopped my bulging disc, and it sucked back into my neck.

01:14:10.000 My disc stuck out, like there was an MRI. When I looked at the disc, And it was like 6mm bulge.

01:14:17.000 Now I have none.

01:14:18.000 It went back.

01:14:19.000 You can do it.

01:14:20.000 But when you go to doctors, one of the first things you want to do is cut you.

01:14:23.000 Now obviously, this is super important to talk about, everybody's injury is different.

01:14:27.000 Because it worked for me, it might not work for you.

01:14:29.000 Your injury might be worse than mine, and it might get to a point where there's nothing they can do except for surgery.

01:14:35.000 You don't know that just by talking to some doctors, because some doctors are just ready to cut you.

01:14:41.000 And they might be right, and they might have had success with it, but that gentleman who's on TV right now is a testament to the fact that it does not always work.

01:14:48.000 And Boss will tell you, he's had several neck surgeries, and because of that, because of his neck injury, his arm, he has one arm that's atrophy that he calls baby arm.

01:14:58.000 Because his nerves weren't firing to his arm.

01:15:02.000 He was impinged.

01:15:04.000 Here's the argument though, Joe.

01:15:06.000 What they're going to ask, Chris's decision would be based off of what's going to get me back faster.

01:15:11.000 It's probably going to be surgery.

01:15:13.000 That's what they're going to tell him anyways. 0.99

01:15:15.000 He's got to think about the future because he's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet and I think he can get back in action. 0.99

01:15:20.000 But it's an injury and you've got to let it heal up instead of cutting it out. 0.98

01:15:24.000 Now in Eddie's case, Eddie's got a totally different case.

01:15:27.000 Eddie's disc is gone.

01:15:28.000 It's gone.

01:15:28.000 I'm bone to bone.

01:15:29.000 It's just gone.

01:15:29.000 My lower back is in a constant state of inflammation.

01:15:33.000 It's been like that for maybe eight years. 0.99

01:15:35.000 I've tried fucking everything. 0.99

01:15:37.000 And he also has time though, Joe. 0.99

01:15:38.000 And I finally got my MRI. People kept saying, get an MRI. And I tried everything fucking.

01:15:45.000 Chiropractor, all this shit. 1.00

01:15:47.000 Acupuncture. 1.00

01:15:48.000 And... 0.89

01:15:49.000 Finally, I got an MRI and the MRI shows, I mean, any fool can see there is no disc there. 0.70

01:15:55.000 It's bone to bone. 0.74

01:15:57.000 You're in a constant state of inflammation because I would stop working out.

01:16:00.000 Once I started having back spasms and my back felt like it was just going to completely cut out, I stopped working out altogether. 0.64

01:16:06.000 And in two months, I still felt like I did deadlifts the fucking day before. 0.88

01:16:11.000 Miranda's back probably isn't great. 0.98

01:16:13.000 He's 37. Yeah, he's 37. I had no idea.

01:16:16.000 I thought he was a young dude.

01:16:17.000 No, I think he was 35 when he was on The Ultimate Fighter.

01:16:20.000 Good for him.

01:16:20.000 Yeah, no, he's a stud.

01:16:22.000 But, you know, hormonally, the thing is, when you get to be that age, it's like you're dealing with a reduced level of testosterone unless you're, like, super...

01:16:31.000 Vitor saying preach.

01:16:32.000 Super on point with your diet, super on point with your rest, super on point with consumption of saturated fats and cholesterol.

01:16:40.000 That's very important if you want to have a natural testosterone production.

01:16:44.000 And this is something that I really get pissed off when people...

01:16:48.000 Start talking about the dangers of saturated fats. 0.97

01:16:50.000 You're preaching some outdated nonsense, some non-scientific bullshit that people have said, and they've said it to demonize meat consumption. 0.97

01:16:59.000 That's right. 0.98

01:17:00.000 And meat consumption, look, scientifically, it's not bad.

01:17:04.000 What's bad is ethically.

01:17:06.000 I think we all agree that factory farming is bad ethically.

01:17:09.000 But when it comes to scientific consumption, saturated fats are super important for testosterone production.

01:17:16.000 Super important for brain function.

01:17:18.000 Cholesterol.

01:17:19.000 Not just cholesterol produced by the body, but dietary cholesterol.

01:17:23.000 Which, by the way, apparently barely moves the needle on blood lipids.

01:17:28.000 That's a big misnomer.

01:17:29.000 That's right.

01:17:30.000 There's a new science.

01:17:30.000 That's new, huh?

01:17:31.000 Well, yeah.

01:17:32.000 Eating the yolk of the egg is not going to move the needle in terms of what you're going to eat.

01:17:36.000 It's good for you.

01:17:36.000 That's where most of the nutrients are.

01:17:39.000 I just got five new chickies. 1.00

01:17:41.000 I got five little baby chicks. 1.00

01:17:43.000 Oh, from the other chickens.

01:17:45.000 You got a little farm, man.

01:17:46.000 You've never seen love.

01:17:47.000 You're eating your own chicken?

01:17:48.000 Yeah.

01:17:48.000 No, no, I don't eat them.

01:17:49.000 No, no.

01:17:49.000 You don't eat your own chicken?

01:17:50.000 No, they're pets.

01:17:51.000 They're like pets.

01:17:52.000 We pick them up and play with them and stuff.

01:17:54.000 Remember one thing about factory farming, though? 0.99

01:17:56.000 Your father names them and shit? 0.99

01:17:57.000 Oh, yeah, there's no way we're eating them. 1.00

01:17:58.000 You can't eat Greg.

01:17:59.000 They've died.

01:17:59.000 Really?

01:18:00.000 They've died.

01:18:00.000 We don't eat them.

01:18:01.000 I'm fucking shocked. 0.99

01:18:02.000 No, I don't eat them. 0.99

01:18:03.000 Wow.

01:18:03.000 No, they're pets.

01:18:04.000 Amazing.

01:18:05.000 Joe can be nice.

01:18:06.000 Well, they're pets, man.

01:18:07.000 I just thought it was about raising your own food, raise your own chickens.

01:18:11.000 You raise them to eat them.

01:18:13.000 I thought that was the ethical way. 1.00

01:18:15.000 And he's going, shit. 1.00

01:18:16.000 I hardly ever eat chicken. 1.00

01:18:18.000 No, you're using them.

01:18:18.000 Yeah.

01:18:19.000 But I wouldn't eat them.

01:18:21.000 Because we have a different kind of relationship.

01:18:23.000 The relationship that I have with them is that they're egg layers and they're our little friends.

01:18:27.000 Like, we go in there and my daughter picks them up.

01:18:29.000 Do they have different personalities or are they all the same?

01:18:32.000 No, they have different personalities.

01:18:33.000 Really?

01:18:33.000 They're like cats.

01:18:34.000 They're like...

01:18:35.000 One of them is really smart and she knows when you... 0.99

01:18:37.000 Actually, my dog killed that one.

01:18:38.000 But we had one that was really smart and she would pick up the... 1.00

01:18:42.000 The dog got in the chicken coop, man.

01:18:43.000 It's so funny.

01:18:44.000 And the smart one died?

01:18:45.000 Yeah, the smart one died, unfortunately.

01:18:47.000 The smart one wanted to have the lowest perch.

01:18:49.000 I guess she wasn't that smart.

01:18:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:51.000 The smart one might be the dumbass. 1.00

01:18:52.000 There was a smart one? 1.00

01:18:53.000 Yeah, she knew to follow me around and she knew that if anybody picked up rocks, that my wife would lift up rocks and she would go under there to get the bugs. 1.00

01:19:03.000 She knew.

01:19:03.000 She followed you around waiting for you to pick up rocks for her.

01:19:06.000 Smart little chicken. 1.00

01:19:07.000 Wow. 1.00

01:19:08.000 The other ones are too stupid to figure it out. 1.00

01:19:10.000 You kind of understand a little bit my obsession with my bunny, remember like five years ago? 1.00

01:19:14.000 Oh, no, no.

01:19:14.000 Listen, I totally understand.

01:19:15.000 People thought I was nuts.

01:19:16.000 Listen, man.

01:19:16.000 I was obsessed.

01:19:16.000 I had a bunny, and I was obsessed with it, man.

01:19:19.000 I was in love with it. 0.98

01:19:21.000 Dude, I was fucking 41. 41 in love with a rabbit? 1.00

01:19:24.000 In love with a bunny, dude.

01:19:25.000 What?

01:19:26.000 I was in love with it.

01:19:27.000 Oh, Camosi! 0.57

01:19:28.000 I was.

01:19:28.000 Oh, Camozzi!

01:19:29.000 Elbows, son.

01:19:30.000 Camozzi tagged him, dude, with a straight left hand. 0.55

01:19:33.000 When I was doing this show, and one of the guys, the second AD, had an African gray parrot, I think, or it was a cockatoo, and he had it for 17 years.

01:19:44.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:45.000 He and his wife got in an argument.

01:19:47.000 The parrot was on the ground.

01:19:49.000 He stepped on the parrot and killed it.

01:19:52.000 After 17 years, man.

01:19:54.000 And he came, and I had macaws, so I knew what he was going through.

01:19:57.000 And he came to work, and he was all bunched up. 0.99

01:19:59.000 And my friend was like, it's a fucking bird. 0.99

01:20:01.000 I go, dude, it's not just a bird, bro. 0.99

01:20:03.000 They're really smart, and it was like his...

01:20:05.000 He killed his best friend.

01:20:06.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:20:06.000 Stepped on his neck. 0.95

01:20:07.000 He stepped on it while arguing with his wife. 1.00

01:20:09.000 He's like, you bitch, and another thing. 1.00

01:20:11.000 And crack! 1.00

01:20:11.000 Like, he's like, oh no! 1.00

01:20:13.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:20:13.000 What did you make me do? 1.00

01:20:14.000 You made me do this.

01:20:15.000 17 years!

01:20:16.000 He had the bird way before he met her.

01:20:18.000 He played her.

01:20:19.000 Oh, Miranda with the takedown. 0.97

01:20:19.000 Kamozi. 0.97

01:20:20.000 Scramble, scramble.

01:20:21.000 Hips out, hips out, hips out. 0.99

01:20:22.000 Get that fucking left leg. 1.00

01:20:23.000 Oh, be careful. 0.99

01:20:25.000 Be careful, knee bar.

01:20:26.000 Be careful, knee bar.

01:20:27.000 Doesn't look that slick.

01:20:29.000 I don't like it.

01:20:30.000 This might be an improvisational knee bar.

01:20:32.000 Get out of there! 0.65

01:20:33.000 Get out of there, everybody!

01:20:35.000 Scissor sisters, it's good defense right here. 1.00

01:20:37.000 This is a Purple Bell 50-50.

01:20:38.000 There you go.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, it really is.

01:20:40.000 It is, right?

01:20:40.000 Yeah.

01:20:41.000 His defense with the one arm's good.

01:20:42.000 No, it's not the same 50-50.

01:20:44.000 No.

01:20:44.000 The defense on the one arm's quality.

01:20:45.000 I mean, it is in terms of nothing's going to happen.

01:20:48.000 No, Kamosi doesn't have it.

01:20:49.000 You know, Kamosi got something.

01:20:50.000 He's trying to set it up.

01:20:51.000 Kamosi got something. 0.95

01:20:52.000 If he wants it, he fucking definitely has something. 0.98

01:20:54.000 If he knows what he's doing... 0.93

01:20:56.000 Do you think he does?

01:20:56.000 He has a lot.

01:20:57.000 I don't know.

01:20:58.000 Well, if you're Gary Tonin, yeah, he's going to be fine.

01:21:00.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:21:00.000 That's interesting.

01:21:01.000 Chris Kamosi.

01:21:02.000 How hard are those elbows to the thigh from that position? 0.97

01:21:05.000 How much does that suck?

01:21:07.000 No one's ever... 0.92

01:21:07.000 I've never had a... 0.92

01:21:09.000 Done. 0.97

01:21:09.000 Because you would think that a guy who's got really good elbows could seriously fuck your leg up. 0.97

01:21:14.000 Ouch! 1.00

01:21:15.000 You see what I'm saying?

01:21:16.000 Miranda has got some serious elbows. 1.00

01:21:19.000 And I'm watching him and I'm like, I bet this guy could fuck your legs up. 0.99

01:21:22.000 This is interesting because Camozzi has got a nice jab there. 0.98

01:21:26.000 We've never seen a situation like this exactly in the UFC. He could release that body lock and jump the mouth maybe.

01:21:33.000 Release the body lock! 0.98

01:21:34.000 Release the body lock! 0.98

01:21:36.000 You know what's rare is the way Camozzi is punching him in the face from the bottom. 0.99

01:21:39.000 And fucking him up. 0.99

01:21:39.000 He's fucking him up with that right hand. 0.99

01:21:41.000 Generally you think, oh, you go for leg locks, guy's going to punch you. 0.97

01:21:44.000 Rarely do people say, get a leg lock position, but instead of finishing him, because Camozzi is in an offensive position, he could go after that heel.

01:21:53.000 What's going on?

01:21:54.000 He's punching the guy back.

01:21:57.000 What's going on is Miranda can't move backwards. 1.00

01:21:59.000 See, this is what's going on.

01:22:00.000 Miranda's trapped.

01:22:01.000 Camozzi can move his body forward and back, whereas Miranda can't. 0.99

01:22:05.000 Oh, now Camozzi's trying to lock it in.

01:22:07.000 Oh, time's out.

01:22:08.000 Camozzi hit him with some hard rifles.

01:22:10.000 I wonder how the refs are going to score that. 1.00

01:22:12.000 Well, you should actually give it to Camozzi. 0.99

01:22:14.000 Fuck yeah, give that round to Camozzi. 1.00

01:22:15.000 Well, not just that, that position. 0.99

01:22:17.000 Even though Miranda's above him, you have to understand who's close to getting something done and who's being more effective.

01:22:23.000 Oh, Camozzi had a heel hook. 0.97

01:22:24.000 He had a potential heel hook. 0.59

01:22:26.000 And then he also punched him in the face.

01:22:27.000 The big thing was the punches in the face.

01:22:28.000 Even though Miranda's on top, Camozzi's tagging him with that right hand. 0.99

01:22:33.000 Camozzi also... 0.59

01:22:34.000 Made that position happen.

01:22:36.000 He wasn't put on bottom.

01:22:37.000 Exactly.

01:22:37.000 Which is a big deal.

01:22:39.000 There's a new level of leg lock game that John Danaher put together that's a very, very important part of jiu-jitsu right now.

01:22:51.000 And 10 planets all over it, man. 0.93

01:22:53.000 We've taken the leg lock game to the next fucking level within ourselves. 0.94

01:22:57.000 You don't see a lot of it in the UFC now. 0.97

01:22:59.000 No, no, you're seeing it.

01:23:01.000 How about Ryan Hall?

01:23:03.000 Yeah, you're seeing it.

01:23:04.000 That's his go-to.

01:23:05.000 You know what you're going to see that's different? 1.00

01:23:07.000 That's his shit. 1.00

01:23:07.000 The one thing that you're going to see that's different is leg lock battles against the cage. 1.00

01:23:12.000 There's a whole different thing.

01:23:14.000 There's going to be moves. 0.97

01:23:15.000 Damn, don't you try to do rash guards and leg lock battles in the UFC now? 1.00

01:23:17.000 That's a super good point. 0.98

01:23:18.000 No, Eddie, that's a super good point because they can't go anywhere.

01:23:21.000 That's the future.

01:23:21.000 I'm telling you about the future and you're sitting here talking about the present.

01:23:25.000 See, Eddie, Eddie Bravo.

01:23:28.000 Miranda's got some nasty, smooth kickboxing. 1.00

01:23:30.000 Ouch.

01:23:30.000 By the way, look at that leg.

01:23:32.000 Look at that inside knee.

01:23:33.000 Well, the inside leg kick, he's attacking the knee itself.

01:23:37.000 The last three strikes have gone right on there.

01:23:39.000 It looks like he's got skinny knees there.

01:23:42.000 Kamosi's made out of iron. 1.00

01:23:43.000 The fucking kid's a stud. 1.00

01:23:45.000 He's iron, man. 1.00

01:23:46.000 Nobody's knees are.

01:23:46.000 Your knees are not made for sports.

01:23:48.000 How about that? 0.99

01:23:48.000 Go ahead and kick the knee. 0.99

01:23:49.000 That's all bone, son. 0.96

01:23:51.000 Well, Miranda's been slamming his shin into the outside and the inside of that knee. 1.00

01:23:54.000 Ouch.

01:23:55.000 Ouch.

01:23:55.000 The mushy parts.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, he's definitely...

01:23:57.000 It looks a little...

01:23:58.000 Miranda.

01:23:59.000 Miranda.

01:24:01.000 Inside knee!

01:24:02.000 Yeah, but why is that one okay?

01:24:04.000 If people are upset about attacking the knee, that one is almost as devastating.

01:24:09.000 Especially the outside low kick like Ernesto Who style, like right on the knee.

01:24:13.000 By the way, I flip-flopped.

01:24:15.000 I'm for stopping the knee strike.

01:24:19.000 I love flip-flopping.

01:24:21.000 You know what?

01:24:21.000 I thought about what you were saying this whole time.

01:24:24.000 I thought about what you were saying, Brandon, this whole time.

01:24:27.000 I flip-flopping.

01:24:28.000 You know what?

01:24:30.000 Oh! 0.99

01:24:31.000 Fucking what? 0.99

01:24:32.000 It's a sweep. 1.00

01:24:33.000 What?

01:24:33.000 Beautiful, beautiful sweep.

01:24:34.000 Don't ever bring that shit into my gym again. 1.00

01:24:36.000 Comozzi on top. 1.00

01:24:36.000 With those fucking leg kicks. 1.00

01:24:37.000 How are they going to walk with their grandchildren? 1.00

01:24:39.000 People don't think about that.

01:24:40.000 They never think about that.

01:24:41.000 There you go, Eddie. 1.00

01:24:42.000 Miranda's got a maze to get to his dick. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Buy a fucking ivory-handled cane. 1.00

01:24:45.000 Look at Miranda's left leg. 1.00

01:24:47.000 It's a maze to get to his dick. 1.00

01:24:48.000 You go in, and you gotta follow the line. 1.00

01:24:52.000 Follow this.

01:24:53.000 Follow the breadcrumbs.

01:24:54.000 It's the grandfather clause.

01:24:55.000 He's got a maize!

01:24:57.000 There's a maize on his left hand.

01:24:58.000 Can you imagine him saying that in a Brazilian accent?

01:25:01.000 That's great. 1.00

01:25:01.000 I wanna show a girl from my knee a maize all the way to my cock. 1.00

01:25:06.000 All the way. 1.00

01:25:07.000 It's like mousetrap.

01:25:08.000 Just go north.

01:25:09.000 You find the way.

01:25:10.000 A lot of body art on both sides. 0.77

01:25:12.000 It's like a rat.

01:25:13.000 There's no cheese at the end. 0.99

01:25:17.000 Openly gay play-by-play commentator. 0.97

01:25:20.000 Commentate this fight. 0.92

01:25:22.000 Oh, don't do this.

01:25:23.000 Oh, good.

01:25:23.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:25:24.000 Brazilian.

01:25:25.000 Brazilian.

01:25:26.000 This guy's hard.

01:25:28.000 He's so strong.

01:25:30.000 Brazilian.

01:25:31.000 I mean, it's all of my...

01:25:33.000 They're wearing oil?

01:25:38.000 It's not even oil.

01:25:39.000 He don't have questions.

01:25:40.000 I'll be answering you.

01:25:44.000 It's just sweat.

01:25:46.000 It's not oil.

01:25:47.000 Sweat for the body on body like that?

01:25:50.000 No, no.

01:25:51.000 They're just working out really hard and their body heats up.

01:25:57.000 All the heat, yeah?

01:25:59.000 Why are they so strong?

01:26:01.000 Well, because they're fighting other men.

01:26:04.000 They have to be strong. 0.99

01:26:05.000 Otherwise, you get your ass kicked and you want to protect your joints and all that stuff. 0.98

01:26:10.000 But sometimes, you know, maybe the clothes come off or something. 0.99

01:26:13.000 I don't know.

01:26:14.000 Well, you know, their clothes are on pretty tight.

01:26:16.000 They got quality Reebok gear on here and cups and stuff.

01:26:20.000 Everything's fine.

01:26:21.000 You don't have to worry about that.

01:26:22.000 Okay.

01:26:23.000 You are smelling good.

01:26:25.000 Dude, I didn't shower all day and I just got back from bear hunting.

01:26:28.000 Smell like bear and the forest.

01:26:31.000 You smell like the forest.

01:26:32.000 Yeah.

01:26:34.000 Vitor Miranda.

01:26:35.000 Cut over the left eye.

01:26:37.000 Yeah.

01:26:37.000 Tell you what, Chris is doing well, man.

01:26:39.000 Kamosi working on this grappling.

01:26:40.000 Handling, really.

01:26:41.000 Well, you know, you know as well as anybody that the gaps in grappling are the hardest to close for some reason.

01:26:46.000 Well, you know, not the hardest.

01:26:47.000 I shouldn't say the hardest.

01:26:49.000 Every gap is a hard gap to close.

01:26:51.000 Correct.

01:26:51.000 You say striking, but not necessarily in the case of a guy like Damian Maia to a guy who's a good high school wrestler.

01:26:58.000 You're never closing that gap in your lifetime.

01:27:00.000 You're going to have to become obsessed with jiu-jitsu and live on the mats for the next 10 years to even get in his neighborhood.

01:27:06.000 That's a good point, because there's guys like Alistair Overeem who's just on...

01:27:09.000 Look at this!

01:27:10.000 Ben Brothwell, Fabricio Verdum added to 203 in Cleveland.

01:27:14.000 Good googly moogly.

01:27:16.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:27:18.000 I like that fight, by the way.

01:27:20.000 And you got Stipe Overeem as the main event.

01:27:22.000 I like that fight, too.

01:27:23.000 So why is there not an automatic rematch for...

01:27:28.000 Everybody doesn't get an automatic rematch.

01:27:30.000 I don't know why the UFC doesn't do that.

01:27:34.000 Because it was a KO. There's a lot of people waiting in line, like Overeem.

01:27:37.000 I want to see the Overeem-Stipe fight as much as I want to see any fight in the UFC other than the Kane and Verdum rematch.

01:27:45.000 I want to see Kane-Verdum see level.

01:27:48.000 I want to see that.

01:27:50.000 I want to see Kane.

01:27:51.000 I want to see Kane in great shape.

01:27:53.000 I think I still maintain that I've seen, like, again, this is just coming to movements and what you see inside fights.

01:27:59.000 I think Kane, like, in the second fight with Junior Dos Santos, I think that is right up there in my eyes with Fedor's fight with Crow Cop, where you're just seeing a mauling by a better animal against an animal in his prime. 0.81

01:28:13.000 Probably the best Kane we've ever seen.

01:28:14.000 Yeah.

01:28:14.000 And that, He came after a loss.

01:28:17.000 What I really would have wanted more than anything else in the history of the heavyweight division is that Kane versus that Fedor.

01:28:23.000 Fedor versus Krokop versus Kane Jr. too.

01:28:26.000 That's sick.

01:28:26.000 That would be the ultimate who's the greatest heavyweight of all time.

01:28:30.000 Because right now, then it's just become speculation.

01:28:33.000 You know, after Kane gets a back injury and two knee surgeries and shoulder surgeries, you gotta go, how much of him does he have left?

01:28:40.000 I mean, how much are we seeing?

01:28:41.000 Are we seeing the same Kane that fought Junior Dos Santos?

01:28:44.000 Are we seeing the same Kane that ran through guys on the way up to the title, that ran through Rothwell?

01:28:51.000 I don't know if we are.

01:28:52.000 Especially with his style.

01:28:53.000 Yeah, styles just break everything, including himself. 0.90

01:28:57.000 He's just bulldog.

01:28:58.000 And training.

01:28:59.000 Mental toughness, ferocious individual born to fight, and the body just can't keep up with the mind.

01:29:05.000 Yeah.

01:29:06.000 So to me, those are the two.

01:29:07.000 That's number one and number two.

01:29:08.000 But then Kane and Fedor were both submitted by Verdun.

01:29:13.000 That's right.

01:29:15.000 Both of them.

01:29:16.000 Verdum submitted the three greatest heavyweights of all time.

01:29:18.000 Dude, you could argue Verdum's the greatest heavyweight of all time.

01:29:20.000 You could argue it.

01:29:20.000 You really can.

01:29:21.000 You could.

01:29:21.000 Look who he's beat.

01:29:22.000 Stipe just shut the fucking show off, so you can't argue that anymore. 1.00

01:29:26.000 No, you still can't. 0.99

01:29:27.000 You can't base it off one fight.

01:29:29.000 Right.

01:29:29.000 It's not the product.

01:29:30.000 You can argue it.

01:29:31.000 And also, Verdum, realistically, is in his late 30s and clean.

01:29:36.000 What's going on over here?

01:29:37.000 Why are they stopping the fight?

01:29:38.000 Oh, it's cut.

01:29:39.000 It's cut.

01:29:40.000 Ooh, that's a bad one above the eye.

01:29:42.000 Isn't that bad?

01:29:42.000 I'm saying it's thick.

01:29:44.000 He's gonna be fine.

01:29:45.000 He says he's good.

01:29:45.000 Oh yeah, it looks nasty.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, just...

01:29:47.000 Don't worry about it, doctor.

01:29:49.000 Don't be a pussy. 1.00

01:29:49.000 You got this, doc. 1.00

01:29:50.000 Smile.

01:29:51.000 Smile, Vito.

01:29:51.000 Come on.

01:29:52.000 That doctor's a UFC doctor.

01:29:53.000 One more round, right? 1.00

01:29:53.000 That motherfucker is from Vegas. 1.00

01:29:55.000 He's not letting anything get stopped. 1.00

01:29:56.000 Oh, he says, nah, he can die, bitch. 1.00

01:29:58.000 Stop saying that. 1.00

01:29:59.000 If his eye was falling off, nah, you good.

01:30:02.000 He's not saying that.

01:30:03.000 We're an eye patch.

01:30:04.000 We're an eye patch.

01:30:04.000 He's got to let it go.

01:30:05.000 No doctor's going to stop that kind of shit. 1.00

01:30:07.000 It's got to be disgusting. 1.00

01:30:08.000 Like the crowd's got to go. 1.00

01:30:10.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:30:11.000 Like your ear's got to fall off. 1.00

01:30:14.000 Comozzi's kickboxing is very good, man.

01:30:16.000 Very good.

01:30:17.000 I'm really impressed.

01:30:19.000 It's like his kickboxing has gotten smoother.

01:30:22.000 His timing has gotten better.

01:30:23.000 And it must be because he was really concentrating on it knowing he was going to fight Miranda.

01:30:27.000 I think that, and then he also went to the East Coast training with Ray Longo and Weidman.

01:30:31.000 And then going back to Denver.

01:30:33.000 Look at this jab, man.

01:30:34.000 Ray Longo is an excellent coach.

01:30:36.000 Uh-oh.

01:30:36.000 Oh, look at this.

01:30:38.000 Uh-oh.

01:30:38.000 Camosy with the takedown.

01:30:42.000 Kamosi's such a good dude, too, man.

01:30:43.000 Great guy.

01:30:44.000 Both guys are.

01:30:45.000 Miranda's a really nice guy, too.

01:30:47.000 Kamosi's been fighting forever, man. 0.99

01:30:48.000 On the Denver scene, he was kind of like the first guy who was just doing the damn thing. 0.99

01:30:52.000 Yeah, and again, not particularly physically gifted, just fucking smart and tough. 0.99

01:30:56.000 How old is Kamosi? 0.99

01:30:56.000 I thought he was younger than that. 0.99

01:30:57.000 Well, he's been around.

01:30:58.000 I think he's 34. Is he 34?

01:31:00.000 34, 35, but he has a shitload of experience.

01:31:02.000 Powerful side control.

01:31:03.000 And great hair.

01:31:04.000 He's got shop hair.

01:31:07.000 It's the Denver water.

01:31:08.000 And Vito Miranda on his back.

01:31:10.000 This is not good for the third round.

01:31:12.000 No.

01:31:14.000 Miranda.

01:31:15.000 Great job by Kamosi.

01:31:16.000 Kamosi clenched down.

01:31:19.000 Cover his face.

01:31:20.000 Stop the breathe.

01:31:21.000 Eddie.

01:31:22.000 Cover his face.

01:31:23.000 Go for head and arm. 1.00

01:31:24.000 Your fucking skin. 1.00

01:31:24.000 From here. 1.00

01:31:25.000 And compress.

01:31:26.000 It's as smooth as saddle that I do.

01:31:27.000 Compress.

01:31:28.000 Congratulations.

01:31:29.000 Look at his skin. 1.00

01:31:31.000 He gets exfoliated with a lot of gi training. 0.53

01:31:34.000 Are you doing any facial stuff?

01:31:36.000 I gotta get a facial.

01:31:37.000 Got a gi training.

01:31:37.000 He's got nice skin.

01:31:38.000 I give myself facials.

01:31:40.000 I give myself.

01:31:40.000 Eddie has the best skin here.

01:31:42.000 Look at his skin. 1.00

01:31:43.000 He's got beautiful skin.

01:31:44.000 Come on.

01:31:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:31:45.000 How old are you?

01:31:45.000 Look at how full his mouth is.

01:31:47.000 You've had a lot of work done.

01:31:48.000 Let's go easy, B. You've had a lot of work done.

01:31:52.000 Thank you.

01:31:53.000 Thank you.

01:31:54.000 If you're serious.

01:31:55.000 I am serious.

01:31:59.000 I am. 0.99

01:32:00.000 Maybe you're just being gay with me because you want to be funny. 1.00

01:32:05.000 Well, both, but you do look good. 0.98

01:32:06.000 Miranda back up to his feet. 1.00

01:32:08.000 Well, thank you.

01:32:09.000 Miranda got back to his feet and needed a body.

01:32:11.000 He's exhausted.

01:32:12.000 I'm turned on as well.

01:32:13.000 That helps.

01:32:14.000 Your hands, look at the size of them.

01:32:16.000 You could probably do anything.

01:32:18.000 Oh! 0.60

01:32:18.000 I got in there over the top. 0.60

01:32:21.000 You better not hold me down.

01:32:23.000 Jesus, Miranda taking down, controlled, still throwing head kicks. 1.00

01:32:28.000 Miranda's going for it, man. 1.00

01:32:30.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:32:32.000 Wrestle him. 1.00

01:32:33.000 This is a frantic fight.

01:32:37.000 Here's another thing to take into consideration.

01:32:39.000 Time limits.

01:32:41.000 Time limits for rounds, they impose a different style of fighting.

01:32:45.000 More sense of urgency.

01:32:46.000 Better entertainment.

01:32:48.000 Better entertainment.

01:32:49.000 But, are we sacrificing reality for entertainment?

01:32:53.000 I don't know if it would make better fights.

01:32:54.000 I think you actually, under confines and boundaries, you can still have the same kind of excitement, or maybe more excitement.

01:33:03.000 Listen to me.

01:33:04.000 But if the goal is reality, you put...

01:33:06.000 One 30-minute round.

01:33:08.000 Hey, come on, man.

01:33:10.000 You're out of line, dude. 1.00

01:33:11.000 You're crazy. 1.00

01:33:12.000 This is too much. 1.00

01:33:12.000 You're crazy. 1.00

01:33:13.000 No, I'm a visionary. 1.00

01:33:14.000 You want, like, the Hunger Games shit. 1.00

01:33:15.000 I'm a visionary. 1.00

01:33:15.000 A football field. 1.00

01:33:16.000 Trust me.

01:33:17.000 Trust me. 1.00

01:33:17.000 If you want reality, you throw, like, trash cans in there and hookers. 1.00

01:33:21.000 No, no, no, no, no. 0.85

01:33:21.000 And, like, bombs laying on the side. 0.85

01:33:22.000 I'm not looking for reality.

01:33:24.000 I'm looking for the least amount of No one in reality trains for a street fight for six weeks.

01:33:39.000 We're not talking about reality.

01:33:41.000 We're talking about the purest form of the competition.

01:33:43.000 Dude, Frank Mir on our podcast said that he just recently started warming up because he considered a fight in the octagon.

01:33:52.000 He was looking at it as practice for a real street fight. 1.00

01:33:56.000 Yeah, well Frank Mir's a maniac who walks around like an armed fucking weapon. 1.00

01:34:00.000 Yes. 1.00

01:34:00.000 Straight up. 1.00

01:34:01.000 He's a maniac. 0.99

01:34:02.000 Very ready for the zombie apocalypse. 1.00

01:34:04.000 He's one concussion away from doing some crazy shit, I think. 0.99

01:34:08.000 All of us would be running for the gun store. 0.99

01:34:10.000 Frank would be like, I've been ready.

01:34:11.000 I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

01:34:14.000 Great guy is the best way to cap it in that sentence.

01:34:18.000 I do love him.

01:34:19.000 As soon as I said that, I was like, well, he's the best.

01:34:21.000 He is a great guy.

01:34:22.000 Nah, I love Frank Mayer.

01:34:23.000 Can't have 60 guns on you, though.

01:34:24.000 Yes, you can.

01:34:25.000 Even one is...

01:34:28.000 Oh, look at this!

01:34:29.000 Camozzi with the uppercut and Miranda tries a wheel kick. 0.97

01:34:31.000 This is a crazy fight.

01:34:32.000 We're missing it.

01:34:33.000 Frank Mayer's the most dangerous man on the planet.

01:34:34.000 I'd be going nuts right now.

01:34:36.000 You know one thing I really worry about?

01:34:38.000 That all the years of yelling in the UFC have strengthened my vocal cords.

01:34:41.000 My vocal cords will get out of shape if I stop commentating.

01:34:44.000 Or will they blow out?

01:34:47.000 I don't yell like that.

01:34:48.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:34:48.000 But the yelling is a fucking 100% natural. 0.99

01:34:51.000 I don't even realize I'm doing it until it's out of my mouth already. 0.98

01:34:55.000 You've never lost your passion for the fight.

01:34:57.000 I don't know how many times...

01:34:58.000 I just don't know.

01:34:59.000 I just keep screaming.

01:35:00.000 I don't know how many times I've said this, but yesterday I did a podcast with Nick the Tooth.

01:35:06.000 I did his podcast.

01:35:07.000 I love that dude.

01:35:08.000 Good guy.

01:35:08.000 Great guy.

01:35:09.000 Anytime you come up...

01:35:10.000 What's that, buddy?

01:35:11.000 I got more wine.

01:35:11.000 I got two more bottles.

01:35:12.000 Damn, son. 1.00

01:35:13.000 You got cheese, too? 1.00

01:35:14.000 I laid on thick for 10 minutes how much better of a commentator you are than anybody out there. 0.98

01:35:23.000 I mean, no one even fucking comes close. 0.95

01:35:25.000 Bryan Stan's good. 0.97

01:35:26.000 Kenny Florian's good.

01:35:27.000 I like him.

01:35:27.000 There ain't no Rogan, man.

01:35:28.000 But there ain't no Rogan out there.

01:35:30.000 That's very nice.

01:35:31.000 You can't throw it down like you.

01:35:32.000 You can't.

01:35:33.000 Well, because he has personality and knowledge. 0.95

01:35:35.000 When you guys start talking about UFC, I feel like I'm fucking lower than an amateur. 0.99

01:35:43.000 You feel like that smart chicken. 0.99

01:35:44.000 I'll just let you guys talk. 1.00

01:35:45.000 Holy shit, you guys retain a lot more than I do. 0.99

01:35:49.000 Well, I have only UFC in my head. 0.99

01:35:52.000 I don't have any other... 1.00

01:35:54.000 No, you got kickboxing and boxing like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:35:57.000 When are you watching this shit? 1.00

01:36:00.000 How are you watching Game of Thrones? 1.00

01:36:04.000 And doing podcasts three times a week.

01:36:07.000 And then have a neurosurgeon on.

01:36:09.000 You got a family and kids that you spend a lot of quality time with.

01:36:13.000 Yeah.

01:36:13.000 He's part of the Illuminati.

01:36:14.000 How the fuck are you watching kickboxing and boxing? 1.00

01:36:17.000 He's a robot. 1.00

01:36:18.000 And Bellator and all that shit. 1.00

01:36:21.000 Here's how I look at it. 1.00

01:36:22.000 What the fuck is going on here? 1.00

01:36:23.000 Do you sleep? 1.00

01:36:24.000 Yeah, I sleep.

01:36:24.000 I feel like he has some supplement we don't know about.

01:36:26.000 If I have the option of sleeping eight hours a night and not watching fights or sleeping six hours a night and watching fights, I'll take the six hours.

01:36:35.000 I watch two hours of fights and then I go to sleep.

01:36:37.000 Is that what you do?

01:36:37.000 I love it, yeah, I love fights.

01:36:39.000 You watch fights before you go to sleep?

01:36:40.000 All the time. 1.00

01:36:41.000 Holy shit, I never do that. 1.00

01:36:42.000 All the time. 0.99

01:36:43.000 I have everything. 0.94

01:36:44.000 I fucking never do that. 0.65

01:36:46.000 I have everything. 0.99

01:36:46.000 I watch conspiracy theory documentaries. 0.99

01:36:48.000 Oh, see, that's why I'm... 0.99

01:36:49.000 Well, that's fucking weird. 0.98

01:36:50.000 That's why you're paranoid and I'm happy. 1.00

01:36:55.000 You're out there killing bears and shit! 1.00

01:36:57.000 You're like, fuck the octagon! 1.00

01:37:00.000 I need to fucking kill gigantic monsters! 1.00

01:37:02.000 That's how I get my meat, sir. 1.00

01:37:04.000 Do enough for meat, sir.

01:37:05.000 Ethical meat acquisition, sir.

01:37:08.000 Eating bear?

01:37:09.000 I'll cook you some bear.

01:37:10.000 That's what it is! 1.00

01:37:10.000 This motherfucker watches two hours of fights every night. 1.00

01:37:14.000 No wonder he's killing bears. 1.00

01:37:15.000 It all makes sense now.

01:37:18.000 You're killing elk!

01:37:19.000 I always want to watch small organizations. 1.00

01:37:22.000 You're like, fuck a wrestler. 1.00

01:37:23.000 I want a fucking bear. 1.00

01:37:24.000 Fuck a wrestler. 1.00

01:37:27.000 You want to kill the motherfucker they refer to? 1.00

01:37:31.000 Kamosi, easily won this. 1.00

01:37:32.000 Kamosi gets this? 0.96

01:37:33.000 You're like a bear. 1.00

01:37:33.000 You're like, fuck him, I want the real bear. 1.00

01:37:35.000 It's not even close. 1.00

01:37:36.000 3027. Kamosi!

01:37:40.000 Powerful Kamosi! 1.00

01:37:41.000 Great fucking win. 1.00

01:37:42.000 Very nice. 1.00

01:37:43.000 Very nice.

01:37:45.000 You know what, man?

01:37:46.000 You watch boxing and everything?

01:37:47.000 This is what I'm attracted to. 1.00

01:37:48.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:37:48.000 I just go with what I'm attracted to. 1.00

01:37:50.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:37:50.000 I love watching Muay Thai. 0.99

01:37:52.000 I've been watching a lot of Muay Thai lately.

01:37:53.000 Do you go on waves, though?

01:37:55.000 Yeah, I go on waves.

01:37:56.000 I go on waves, and then I have to do that boxing.

01:37:58.000 So for like two weeks, I was balls deep in boxing, which is so much fun, man.

01:38:02.000 But then...

01:38:04.000 I'll take a break from fighting, then I'm balls deep in cars.

01:38:07.000 Well, dude, I will go days and days of watching hours and hours of archery every day.

01:38:13.000 I watch hours and hours of dudes shooting arrows every day.

01:38:17.000 Hey, sir, that's weird. 0.99

01:38:19.000 That's fucking weird. 0.99

01:38:20.000 Well, it is weird until you start shooting things with bows and arrows. 1.00

01:38:23.000 And you realize, like, you've got to be really good at archery to kill a fucking elk. 0.99

01:38:27.000 You miss with a bear. 1.00

01:38:28.000 It's game over, son. 1.00

01:38:30.000 When the shit hits the pan, I'm going to go find Joe Rogan. 1.00

01:38:32.000 Really? 1.00

01:38:32.000 I know. 1.00

01:38:33.000 You're going to be my fucking master. 1.00

01:38:35.000 When the shit hits the pan, we're going to Joe Rogan's fucking house. 1.00

01:38:39.000 Well, I'm not doing it for that reason, but I know how to do it. 1.00

01:38:42.000 Like, I can tell you where animals would likely be more than most people.

01:38:46.000 You will be my leader.

01:38:47.000 And you listen to hunting podcasts.

01:38:48.000 I will listen to you, Joe.

01:38:50.000 On the winds of Iowa for six hours.

01:38:53.000 No, not just listen to Honey Podcast. 0.99

01:38:55.000 You look at my podcast, like all my podcasts, it's all like antlers and skulls and shit. 0.99

01:39:00.000 All of it. 0.99

01:39:01.000 Of course to fight with the kids on there. 0.78

01:39:03.000 You know what?

01:39:03.000 Gentlemen, I'm so upset.

01:39:04.000 I'm with you all the time. 1.00

01:39:07.000 I'm not listening to your shit. 1.00

01:39:09.000 I'll start criticizing... 1.00

01:39:10.000 You're gonna lead the most powerful apocalyptic crew ever. 0.99

01:39:15.000 I'm gonna lead him right to the Yellowstone where the fucking super volcano is gonna blow. 0.98

01:39:21.000 I'm like we want to be like right there when it blows. 0.98

01:39:25.000 I'm so sorry to interrupt.

01:39:26.000 You can't go to Joe's.

01:39:28.000 He looks too far.

01:39:29.000 I'm just going to keep you, because if you're going to be a leader, you need to get them leg locks together.

01:39:33.000 You know what I mean?

01:39:34.000 So I'll be right there.

01:39:35.000 I'm going to bring you in. 1.00

01:39:35.000 I'm going to update you on all that shit. 1.00

01:39:37.000 We need someone to hold pads, too. 0.99

01:39:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:39:39.000 But I ain't hunting.

01:39:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:39:42.000 Oh, dude, you say that, but you would like it.

01:39:44.000 You're going to pay me.

01:39:44.000 You're privates.

01:39:45.000 Okay, I'm cool.

01:39:46.000 Listen, here's the good thing.

01:39:47.000 An elk is 400 pounds.

01:39:49.000 There we go.

01:39:49.000 If you kill an elk, it's feet.

01:39:51.000 I got two commercial freezers back there filled with elk meat.

01:39:54.000 You got that sausage back there?

01:39:55.000 I need more.

01:39:56.000 What's up, dog?

01:39:57.000 Is it frozen, though?

01:39:58.000 I need more.

01:39:59.000 Is it frozen though?

01:40:00.000 Yeah, it's frozen and solid.

01:40:02.000 Well, I want to eat it.

01:40:03.000 I might have some...

01:40:04.000 Do we have any of the elk?

01:40:06.000 The summer sausage?

01:40:08.000 That's not frozen?

01:40:09.000 Gentlemen, we're drinking at Bel [...

01:40:21.000 So check this out.

01:40:21.000 Is this serious?

01:40:22.000 Yes.

01:40:23.000 Check this out, Joe.

01:40:23.000 So I was with the boxing community this past weekend.

01:40:26.000 This is for real?

01:40:26.000 This is for real.

01:40:27.000 This is happening.

01:40:28.000 Oh my God.

01:40:28.000 Investors in Mayweather's camp.

01:40:29.000 When did you know about this?

01:40:30.000 When did you find out about this?

01:40:31.000 Last night.

01:40:32.000 Investors in Mayweather's camp, they're like really big in this promotion.

01:40:35.000 Right.

01:40:35.000 Say it's going to happen in probably November.

01:40:38.000 And they don't know shit about MMA. They're like, oh, do you know Conor McGregor? 0.56

01:40:41.000 I'm like, I should slap the fuck out of both of you. 1.00

01:40:43.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:40:44.000 This is insane.

01:40:45.000 I think Dana White, Matt, Sarah, and Nick LeTooth just rode a bull.

01:40:48.000 Yeah, they did ride a bull.

01:40:50.000 Jesus Christ.

01:40:50.000 Yeah, Dana, they're going to do stand-up on Sunday night at the Laugh Factor.

01:40:54.000 You're on the show, right?

01:40:55.000 I guess so, yeah.

01:40:56.000 I couldn't be on it because I'm ramping up for my special in a few weeks.

01:41:00.000 You big time.

01:41:00.000 Well, they want me to come in.

01:41:02.000 I had to do Brea.

01:41:03.000 No, I'm doing Brea.

01:41:04.000 I'm doing the improv.

01:41:04.000 I have two sold-out shows.

01:41:06.000 I'm coming in on Saturday to help them, I guess.

01:41:08.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:41:10.000 That's a good idea.

01:41:11.000 You going to help anybody more than anybody else? 0.98

01:41:13.000 You going to throw anybody any fucking fake advice? 0.97

01:41:15.000 Sure, why not? 0.98

01:41:15.000 No, I'll help both. 0.98

01:41:16.000 I don't know.

01:41:18.000 Make sure you jack him off for me, too.

01:41:20.000 I would not want to be in an insult contest with Matt Serra.

01:41:24.000 I think Matt Serra is probably going to be really good at stand-up.

01:41:28.000 Dana White is super used to public speaking, and I think Nick DeTooth does a lot of drugs, so this should be a lot of fun.

01:41:35.000 It could be weird.

01:41:35.000 Plus, Nick is like an open-minded, very smart dude.

01:41:38.000 Really smart guy. 0.98

01:41:39.000 Nick the Tooth is one of the coolest fucking guys I've ever got. 0.88

01:41:43.000 He's one of the best guys ever. 0.97

01:41:44.000 He's a sweetheart. 0.74

01:41:45.000 He's so goddamn cool. 0.86

01:41:46.000 He's so cool. 0.82

01:41:47.000 Never met him.

01:41:47.000 Love that guy.

01:41:48.000 He's a sweetheart.

01:41:49.000 He's real smart, open-minded.

01:41:51.000 He's a really interesting cat.

01:41:52.000 And he's really good at jiu-jitsu, too.

01:41:53.000 I'm psyched to help him.

01:41:55.000 He's like a high purple belt level, right?

01:41:57.000 He's in tremendous shape.

01:41:58.000 He's in his 40s.

01:41:59.000 He's my age.

01:42:00.000 Tremendous shape.

01:42:01.000 Really careful with his diet.

01:42:03.000 He's tight with Hoffa Mendez. 0.98

01:42:05.000 They're like bros and shitly. 0.96

01:42:06.000 He trains with him. 1.00

01:42:08.000 The Mendez brothers are so fucking technical. 1.00

01:42:11.000 God damn it. 0.99

01:42:12.000 I went on a jujitsu rap page a couple months ago and I watched a lot of... 0.99

01:42:16.000 One of those phases?

01:42:18.000 I watched a lot of rolling.

01:42:20.000 I watched him roll with...

01:42:21.000 It was him or Guy.

01:42:22.000 Who rolled with Jake Shields?

01:42:24.000 Where they put a video of it online.

01:42:26.000 It was Hoffa.

01:42:27.000 Hoffa.

01:42:27.000 And Hoffa was just...

01:42:29.000 Just impenetrable. 0.97

01:42:31.000 Impenetrable off his back, and then once he swept Jake, and he got his back, I'm like, Jesus Christ, you're seeing just this laser samurai-shored scalpels fucking sharpness of technique. 0.95

01:42:44.000 Fascinating to watch. 0.95

01:42:45.000 It's this, like, small guy.

01:42:47.000 Not small, but, I mean, in comparison to Jake.

01:42:49.000 I mean, Jake's probably 190 in a pretty strong style.

01:42:54.000 High 180s, yeah.

01:42:54.000 Yeah, high 180s.

01:42:55.000 And maybe Hoffa's, like, 160?

01:42:58.000 Right?

01:42:58.000 What would you say?

01:42:58.000 Just a killer.

01:42:59.000 Walk around, I would say 160. This movie looks scary as fuck, by the way. 1.00

01:43:02.000 Yeah, 160. But he does Abu Dhabi, 145, same day. 0.98

01:43:05.000 Jesus.

01:43:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:07.000 So he's not a big guy.

01:43:09.000 He's not a big guy at all.

01:43:10.000 But he's strong like a big guy.

01:43:12.000 I've seen roles with him and Andre Galvao.

01:43:14.000 Oh, he's world class.

01:43:15.000 You know what it is, man?

01:43:16.000 Andre Galvao's like 200 pounds.

01:43:17.000 And world class.

01:43:18.000 And Hoppe's right there.

01:43:19.000 And on that acai.

01:43:19.000 You can't pass Hoppe's guard.

01:43:22.000 They bomba. 0.89

01:43:23.000 They bomba. 0.89

01:43:24.000 They bomba. 0.89

01:43:25.000 They bomba. 0.89

01:43:26.000 On that Brazilian beef jerky.

01:43:27.000 Well, you know what, man?

01:43:29.000 There's strength that you develop from repetitive technique.

01:43:32.000 If you look at someone's body, here's a perfect example.

01:43:36.000 Michael McDonald.

01:43:37.000 You know that dude.

01:43:38.000 Fights in the UFC. He's 21. Maybe he's 22 now.

01:43:40.000 A youngster.

01:43:41.000 Wicked knockout artist, man.

01:43:43.000 Wicked. 0.80

01:43:44.000 But if you looked at his body, you would never know. 0.98

01:43:46.000 But there's a strength in his ability to execute particular techniques.

01:43:51.000 Bang! 1.00

01:43:52.000 He's just got that groove carved in his synapses.

01:43:56.000 And when he unleashes shots, man, they're just ferocious bombs.

01:44:00.000 Bro.

01:44:01.000 And you know, like, here's a perfect example.

01:44:03.000 Honey Yaya. 1.00

01:44:04.000 Honey Yaya's not a big guy, but that motherfucker gets your neck and he's a fucking squeeze. 1.00

01:44:09.000 Bro, Sage Northcutt! 1.00

01:44:12.000 They got that squeeze!

01:44:16.000 Bro, think of Sage Northcutt. 0.99

01:44:17.000 His dad at like six had him fucking hiking up mountains with tires. 0.99

01:44:20.000 Yeah, but he's 19. He's jacked! 1.00

01:44:21.000 At 19!

01:44:22.000 But there's baby strength.

01:44:24.000 There's 19 strength.

01:44:26.000 No, no, no.

01:44:27.000 Not compared to Randy Couture. 1.00

01:44:28.000 Randy Couture's got I'm going to fuck you strength. 1.00

01:44:32.000 That hold your wrist. 1.00

01:44:35.000 I'm going to fuck you. 1.00

01:44:37.000 Fair play, sir. 1.00

01:44:37.000 You know, those young guys just don't have that. 1.00

01:44:39.000 Shane Carlin had that all fucking day. 0.98

01:44:41.000 I'm sure he did. 0.98

01:44:41.000 Well, Frank, Shane Carlin's also 285 pounds. 0.98

01:44:43.000 But I mean, there's like some ridiculous grapple strength that certain dudes have, right?

01:44:50.000 For sure.

01:44:51.000 Jake Shields has that.

01:44:52.000 There's a squeeze to be developed in every choke.

01:44:55.000 It's not just...

01:44:55.000 If you have a squeeze in one choke, it doesn't mean...

01:44:58.000 How about Marcelo?

01:44:59.000 Marcelo's a perfect example.

01:45:00.000 No, Krohn Gracie.

01:45:02.000 Krohn Gracie is Gracie.

01:45:03.000 I think Brennan Schaub has that kind of strength.

01:45:06.000 But Brennan's also a gorilla.

01:45:08.000 Yeah, but there's a thing about Krohn is that Krohn looks physically imposing.

01:45:12.000 Like when Krohn doesn't have his shirt off, you go, when he has his shirt off, rather, you look at him and you go, well, that kid is obviously doing something.

01:45:19.000 He's obviously doing some gymnastics. 0.99

01:45:21.000 Yeah, but you want to think his grip is like fucking... 1.00

01:45:23.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

01:45:24.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

01:45:24.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:45:25.000 Dude, ridiculous. 0.99

01:45:26.000 I saw Krohn, there's a video of him doing this shit on Venice Beach, or Santa Monica Beach, where he's swinging and flying to the air and catching the next bar, and then swinging and flying to the air. 0.99

01:45:37.000 See if you can find that, Jamie. 0.98

01:45:38.000 He's also a dime piece.

01:45:40.000 Yeah, he's also a really good looking guy.

01:45:41.000 He's also a very smart kid.

01:45:42.000 Yeah.

01:45:43.000 Runs Krohn Academy there in Culver City.

01:45:45.000 He's killing it.

01:45:46.000 And principled.

01:45:47.000 I've seen our boy over here take some pretty big heavyweights and do whatever he wants to. 0.96

01:45:51.000 Okay, let off the gay stuff, buddy. 1.00

01:45:54.000 Here's Krohn. 0.98

01:45:55.000 Here's Krohn. 1.00

01:45:55.000 Check this shit out. 1.00

01:45:56.000 Watch this video. 1.00

01:45:57.000 Yeah, this is in Venice. 1.00

01:45:59.000 But he does this shit on these bars. 1.00

01:46:01.000 Like, look at this. 1.00

01:46:03.000 Don't wear your socks like that.

01:46:04.000 Why not, man? 0.99

01:46:05.000 You can wear your socks whatever the fuck you want if you're Krohn Gracie. 1.00

01:46:08.000 No, Joe. 0.98

01:46:08.000 Dude, he is the lineage of the greatest fighter in the history of Jiu-Jitsu. 0.98

01:46:12.000 He's the son of the great Hickson Gray. 0.99

01:46:15.000 He can wear those Marvin Hagler socks from the fucking 80s. 1.00

01:46:19.000 The shit Marvin hasn't worked. 1.00

01:46:21.000 That's so terrible! 1.00

01:46:22.000 Lee Flatt must stop the hang show.

01:46:24.000 He's thick.

01:46:25.000 He's thick in this, man.

01:46:28.000 Who let him out there with those songs? 1.00

01:46:31.000 Krohn's a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:46:33.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:35.000 Fuck yes! 1.00

01:46:37.000 One of the best guys ever. 1.00

01:46:39.000 And here's the thing, man.

01:46:40.000 His dad is the greatest of all time, for sure.

01:46:42.000 His dad is like a legit, like a mystic, almost.

01:46:46.000 Bro, his dad would roll in.

01:46:48.000 I'll never forget this.

01:46:48.000 The room full of the baddest dudes on the planet.

01:46:50.000 UFC fighters, the who's who of jiu-jitsu.

01:46:53.000 He walks in there.

01:46:54.000 It was like Mufasa. 1.00

01:46:55.000 Even I bowed down and shit. 1.00

01:46:57.000 Shit, let me get on a knee. 1.00

01:46:58.000 The one thing he has... 0.99

01:47:00.000 That most high-level jiu-jitsu players don't have when they're going to MMA, besides the good looks, is when you're talking about just pure jiu-jitsu, whether it's gi or no gi, the full guard is totally optional.

01:47:16.000 You don't ever need to develop a full guard if it's just grappling.

01:47:19.000 If you ever have someone in full guard and don't want to play, you open it up and you start playing, you know, butterfly guard or whatever.

01:47:25.000 Full guard is totally optional. 0.99

01:47:28.000 There's many great jujitsu players that just said, fuck playing full guard. 1.00

01:47:32.000 I'm going to do some other shit. 1.00

01:47:33.000 We're going to play open guard, De La Riva. 0.99

01:47:35.000 We start opening up and start swinging around.

01:47:38.000 Never really engage in this full guard dimension that's completely optional.

01:47:42.000 Gi or no gi.

01:47:43.000 No gi. 1.00

01:47:44.000 If you don't want to play full guard, if you don't want to develop a full guard, you don't have to. 1.00

01:47:47.000 Just open up your fucking legs and then just start playing. 1.00

01:47:50.000 But you know what, man? 1.00

01:47:52.000 But in MMA, I'm sorry.

01:47:53.000 Let me just finish this real quick.

01:47:54.000 But in MMA, it's the most important guard.

01:47:58.000 Full guard.

01:47:59.000 It's the most important. 1.00

01:48:01.000 You have to fucking play full guard when a guy is trying to smash your fucking face. 1.00

01:48:06.000 So now you're forced to play a guard. 0.99

01:48:11.000 You didn't have to play in grappling ever, and now in MMA, but Krohn is one of those rare jujitsu guys that in his grappling, his full guard is his main weapon.

01:48:22.000 He gets dudes in full guard. 0.99

01:48:24.000 That's his shit. 0.99

01:48:25.000 If he watches gi grappling or no gi grappling, he wants to get you in full guard. 1.00

01:48:30.000 His guillotine is among the best.

01:48:33.000 That's why he's doing good in MMA, because in MMA, he's forced to play a guard that he wants to play anyways.

01:48:39.000 Krohn on-barred me in front of a ton of people.

01:48:42.000 Super embarrassing.

01:48:43.000 Super embarrassing.

01:48:44.000 That's gotta be rough considering he's like 170 maybe.

01:48:48.000 Less, right?

01:48:49.000 We rolled for 25 minutes straight and we were like going back and forth.

01:48:52.000 No one tapped.

01:48:53.000 No one tapped.

01:48:53.000 Getting ready for metamorphosis.

01:48:54.000 And then it just came out of nowhere.

01:48:56.000 Everyone...

01:48:57.000 Standing up.

01:48:58.000 I was all embarrassed.

01:48:59.000 It's beautiful that he got you.

01:49:00.000 Hell yeah.

01:49:01.000 You gotta appreciate it. 0.81

01:49:02.000 You know you're a gorilla.

01:49:03.000 Dude, that's... 0.56

01:49:04.000 Hey, that dude is way big.

01:49:08.000 He was even 170. He was smaller than that when he submitted me.

01:49:11.000 It's...

01:49:12.000 It doesn't matter.

01:49:13.000 One of the most satisfying aspects ever.

01:49:15.000 He won Abu Dhabi.

01:49:16.000 Satisfying aspects of jiu-jitsu is that it's truly one of the only martial arts where a smaller, more technical person can overcome a bigger, more powerful person. 0.99

01:49:26.000 Unless Shane Carwin rolls in that motherfucker. 0.99

01:49:27.000 That's a different gorilla. 1.00

01:49:29.000 That's a different gorilla.

01:49:30.000 But he's so far beyond.

01:49:33.000 But I guarantee you if he got in there with Fabricio Verdum and they were just grappling, Fabricio would tap him.

01:49:37.000 You know it and I know it.

01:49:38.000 Correct, sir.

01:49:39.000 100%.

01:49:40.000 Fabricio's gonna tap him.

01:49:41.000 And who's bigger?

01:49:42.000 Fabricio or Shane?

01:49:43.000 Shane's bigger.

01:49:44.000 But it doesn't matter.

01:49:44.000 He's taller.

01:49:45.000 But there's a level.

01:49:46.000 It gets to a certain level where the technique can overcome massive physical advantage.

01:49:51.000 Call a pecking order. 1.00

01:49:52.000 Dude, it's a fucking... 1.00

01:49:53.000 Look, our friend Cade. 1.00

01:49:54.000 You know, like, Cade is maybe one...

01:49:58.000 How much does Cade weigh?

01:49:59.000 135. Maybe 135. That motherfucker has put me in danger.

01:50:04.000 Like a bunch of times. 1.00

01:50:06.000 Way smaller than me.

01:50:07.000 He's 135? 0.99

01:50:07.000 Locked me up in triangles where I'm like, oh shit, I'm going to have to tap to a dude who's 70 pounds lighter. 0.99

01:50:13.000 Go ahead and rampage him though, huh? 0.99

01:50:15.000 Go ahead and rampage him. 1.00

01:50:16.000 Okay, I could do that, but he's your friend.

01:50:18.000 You're not supposed to do that.

01:50:18.000 But I mean...

01:50:19.000 What I'm saying is that his technique, like my friend Denny, Denny's lighter than me.

01:50:25.000 Denny taps me all the time.

01:50:27.000 If Denny and I roll right now, I haven't rolled in a while, but if we were rolling, he would always tap me.

01:50:32.000 He's better than me.

01:50:33.000 Because even though he's smaller than me, someone's heavier.

01:50:35.000 He's just more technical.

01:50:36.000 People get, they're just better.

01:50:37.000 Yeah.

01:50:37.000 They're just better.

01:50:39.000 When I was watching...

01:50:40.000 Everything lines up with your weight.

01:50:42.000 Has anyone else...

01:50:43.000 It's so good.

01:50:45.000 Try this.

01:50:47.000 Try this.

01:50:48.000 Guys, we can't talk over each other.

01:50:50.000 Sorry.

01:50:50.000 Try this raw milk.

01:50:51.000 Hold on.

01:50:51.000 Has anyone else eaten this cheese?

01:50:53.000 Guys, we're talking about the Brunello did Molotichino, the 2010...

01:50:56.000 Why are you eating cheese?

01:50:56.000 We're on the same diet.

01:50:57.000 Yeah, because I'm not into it.

01:50:58.000 All right.

01:50:59.000 It's okay.

01:51:00.000 I thought you were going to say, oh, you didn't hear Ketogenic candy cheese.

01:51:02.000 He's looking away from you. 1.00

01:51:03.000 I'm thinking about that poor little cow sitting there getting its tits sucked. 1.00

01:51:07.000 Not bad. 1.00

01:51:08.000 What? 1.00

01:51:09.000 No, he enjoys that shit. 1.00

01:51:10.000 Otherwise, it builds up. 1.00

01:51:10.000 They don't enjoy it. 1.00

01:51:11.000 It's like...

01:51:12.000 They have to keep him in a state where they're perpetually pregnant. 1.00

01:51:14.000 Hey, here's a good fight.

01:51:14.000 Tarek Safedine, who I love watching...

01:51:17.000 It was a very good fight. 1.00

01:51:18.000 Rick Story, who's a goddamn gorilla. 1.00

01:51:19.000 Well, he's been out for a grip. 1.00

01:51:21.000 Yeah, where's Rick Story been?

01:51:24.000 It's a long story.

01:51:42.000 That ball landed in the bed of a pickup truck in the parking lot.

01:51:46.000 My word!

01:51:48.000 Slam Dunk Sally.

01:51:50.000 That bread, that ball broke the window of a convertible. 1.00

01:51:54.000 That's like Archie Bunker type shit. 0.99

01:51:57.000 It's a long story. 1.00

01:52:00.000 Saffodine trying to avoid that takedown. 1.00

01:52:02.000 Cal, get this fucking cheese on my face. 1.00

01:52:04.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:52:04.000 Is it that good? 1.00

01:52:05.000 Yeah, it's that good.

01:52:06.000 Give me a piece. 1.00

01:52:07.000 It's so good you go, fuck you, cheese. 1.00

01:52:09.000 Fuck those cows and their suckly titties. 1.00

01:52:11.000 I'll fuck that cheese right now. 1.00

01:52:12.000 I will suck on those titties. 1.00

01:52:13.000 I'll suck everybody's tits. 1.00

01:52:14.000 Sorry, guys. 1.00

01:52:15.000 Cheese gets me crazy.

01:52:18.000 So does red wine.

01:52:18.000 Is this raw cheese?

01:52:19.000 Fuck yeah, it's raw cheese. 1.00

01:52:20.000 I don't pasteurize my milk. 1.00

01:52:21.000 Only the best.

01:52:22.000 Did you know they put Viagra in raw cheese?

01:52:24.000 Yes!

01:52:25.000 I got it at the gas station.

01:52:27.000 They put that Rhino 7 in the cheese.

01:52:28.000 I got it in the Rhino column.

01:52:29.000 They put Viagra in everything. 0.69

01:52:31.000 Yeah, the Rhino column.

01:52:32.000 Why not?

01:52:32.000 Just like sugar.

01:52:33.000 Just put it in fucking everything. 1.00

01:52:35.000 Just get your boners. 1.00

01:52:37.000 They have to list it.

01:52:40.000 Six grams of Viagra. 1.00

01:52:42.000 You're like, fuck it, that's six grams! 1.00

01:52:44.000 Like, shit. 1.00

01:52:45.000 You know how crazy that was? 1.00

01:52:46.000 You gotta cut down on your Viagra.

01:52:48.000 Think about that.

01:52:49.000 Viagra free food.

01:52:52.000 That was crazy.

01:52:54.000 We'd come back around, people would fight to hippie Viagra conspiracies, how the Viagra Association bought off Yale professors to prove that it was good for longevity and anti-cancer properties.

01:53:11.000 It's good for endurance, and they came up with a blood pressure medication or something?

01:53:16.000 What was it?

01:53:17.000 Because it's illegal to take.

01:53:18.000 Yes, it was.

01:53:19.000 I believe it was blood pressure.

01:53:20.000 It opened up your capillaries.

01:53:22.000 Yeah.

01:53:23.000 And people were getting hard on.

01:53:24.000 It's illegal to take in the Olympics.

01:53:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:28.000 They need a big lick with Viagra. 1.00

01:53:28.000 Yes, because it gives you more endurance. 1.00

01:53:29.000 Viagra shots, right?

01:53:31.000 How about that? 1.00

01:53:31.000 You take fucking two shots, shots. 1.00

01:53:33.000 Also, Propecia was for prostate cancer, and they were growing hair. 1.00

01:53:38.000 And they were like, what the fuck's going on? 0.98

01:53:39.000 It was a sinasteride. 1.00

01:53:40.000 You still taking that shit, Cal? 1.00

01:53:41.000 Hold up. 1.00

01:53:41.000 I am. 1.00

01:53:42.000 Don't take it.

01:53:44.000 It was a cardiovascular thing for its ability to lower blood pressure. 1.00

01:53:49.000 That finasteride shit? 0.99

01:53:50.000 Dude, that stuff's not good for you. 0.99

01:53:52.000 How do you know?

01:53:52.000 It's because I took it, first of all, because I took it, and then when I got off it, and Ari took it, and it made him depressed.

01:53:59.000 Ari got severely depressed.

01:54:00.000 I got off it too. 0.99

01:54:02.000 I'm happy as fuck. 0.99

01:54:03.000 You might be. 1.00

01:54:03.000 Maybe you'd be more happy if you weren't on it. 1.00

01:54:05.000 I'm not kidding. 0.94

01:54:06.000 That stuff is linked very directly to depression because it fucks with your body's ability to produce hormones.

01:54:13.000 It suppresses dihydrotestosterone, which is a derivative of testosterone that causes you to go to bald.

01:54:18.000 And that is a part of your overall system.

01:54:20.000 And when you suppress that one aspect of your system, it could fuck up your whole endocrine system.

01:54:26.000 Is Ari like the same thing with steroids? 0.99

01:54:30.000 I'd rather be sad with a lot of hair than happy with no hair.

01:54:33.000 Okay.

01:54:34.000 Well, you and I are very different, obviously.

01:54:36.000 But Joe, don't you think Ari's the exception?

01:54:39.000 No.

01:54:39.000 Super depressed?

01:54:40.000 No, because it's a common side effect.

01:54:42.000 Because he's probably predisposed to that.

01:54:43.000 No, it's a common side effect. 1.00

01:54:45.000 I'm telling you, Ari got off that shit and it changed him. 1.00

01:54:48.000 It changed him. 1.00

01:54:49.000 Because he had a nice set of hair.

01:54:50.000 That might be anecdotal.

01:54:51.000 No, it kept his hair barely.

01:54:53.000 Just like me.

01:54:54.000 It kept my hair barely.

01:54:55.000 And when I got off of it, my body felt way better.

01:54:58.000 I had more endurance.

01:54:59.000 I was thinking I had chronic fatigue syndrome or something. 0.92

01:55:02.000 I was like, why am I fucking tired all the time? 0.83

01:55:04.000 It's hard for me to muster up energy to work out. 0.91

01:55:06.000 I was doing it all on willpower.

01:55:07.000 I got off Propecia, and my body was like...

01:55:10.000 It felt 30% better. 0.81

01:55:13.000 I was like, this is ridiculous.

01:55:14.000 It's like I've been on a drug for a while. 0.83

01:55:18.000 I got off it, too.

01:55:19.000 I was on it for a while.

01:55:20.000 I ran out, so it's been about three months, but I'll go back on.

01:55:24.000 It doesn't make me feel bad at all.

01:55:26.000 No, no, it's not about feeling bad.

01:55:28.000 You still get those boners, though?

01:55:29.000 Overall, like...

01:55:30.000 Yeah.

01:55:31.000 How long are you going to do it?

01:55:33.000 Ten years?

01:55:33.000 Eventually, it's got to cause something.

01:55:36.000 Well, it keeps your prostate smaller. 0.98

01:55:39.000 Yeah, for dudes who don't cum. 0.99

01:55:41.000 You know that's all about dudes who don't cum? 0.89

01:55:43.000 What's that? 1.00

01:55:43.000 Do you know that jerking off? 1.00

01:55:45.000 Just jerking off and having regular sex is the best reducer of prostate cancer. 1.00

01:55:48.000 That's what I heard. 1.00

01:55:49.000 It's old dudes who's cum, backs up inside them like old sewage, and just stews up inside their drain pipes. 1.00

01:55:55.000 Who's not jacking up? 0.99

01:55:57.000 No worries over here.

01:55:58.000 It rots its way through their pipes. 0.99

01:56:00.000 Think if you took a bunch of hairy shits and left them in your toilet, and what that would do to your pipes. 0.99

01:56:05.000 It's hard to believe, bro. 0.99

01:56:07.000 Why are they hairy?

01:56:08.000 I haven't been eating bunnies.

01:56:09.000 Why are they hairy?

01:56:10.000 I'm not a coyote. 1.00

01:56:12.000 The hairs that are breaking off from your asshole. 1.00

01:56:15.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:56:17.000 I wax my asshole. 1.00

01:56:19.000 I shave it occasionally. 1.00

01:56:22.000 I shave my asshole. 1.00

01:56:23.000 It changes the way my farts sound. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Oh, they clap?

01:56:26.000 They sound like it's somebody else's farts.

01:56:28.000 I'm like, what is happening back there?

01:56:30.000 I take a clipper.

01:56:32.000 Do you actually believe there's guys that are getting to a certain age and they just stop jacking off?

01:56:37.000 Yeah, no energy.

01:56:38.000 Depression.

01:56:39.000 Depression would do it.

01:56:40.000 A lot of guys lose their testosterone and they can't.

01:56:42.000 Guys definitely do.

01:56:43.000 100%.

01:56:43.000 Eddie can't even accept it.

01:56:45.000 I can't.

01:56:46.000 I can't.

01:56:47.000 I can't accept it.

01:56:47.000 Well, it's one of those YouTube times.

01:56:49.000 I need proof to jack off.

01:56:50.000 Here's the thing. 1.00

01:56:51.000 I think everybody fucking jacks off. 0.99

01:56:52.000 There's something weird. 0.99

01:56:53.000 Way more than they should.

01:56:55.000 Well, there's something weird.

01:56:56.000 No.

01:56:57.000 Yes. 0.99

01:56:58.000 It's ridiculous. 0.89

01:57:00.000 The slow, drawn-out note. 0.92

01:57:01.000 No.

01:57:03.000 And then I have to keep up with it.

01:57:04.000 We need to stop this.

01:57:05.000 We need to start a movement. 0.86

01:57:08.000 Hashtag end jerking off.

01:57:11.000 Or slow it down.

01:57:12.000 It's maintenance, man.

01:57:13.000 It keeps your body healthy.

01:57:14.000 Oh, look at that tape.

01:57:15.000 Oh, somebody might get hurt.

01:57:16.000 Slow down.

01:57:17.000 He landed on his neck.

01:57:18.000 Maybe not end it.

01:57:19.000 Just slow it down.

01:57:20.000 No, I think we're fine.

01:57:20.000 No, you can't slow it down.

01:57:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:57:22.000 Everyone's all aggressive. 1.00

01:57:23.000 You gotta slow it down just a little bit.

01:57:24.000 Powerful, Terry Safadine.

01:57:26.000 Pull it back just a little bit, Brandon.

01:57:27.000 Safadine's rough, man.

01:57:28.000 No, he needs maintenance.

01:57:30.000 I'm not that crazy.

01:57:31.000 Listen, first of all, Eddie, you and I can't talk about him because he's got gladiator genes.

01:57:35.000 Look at his body.

01:57:36.000 Bodies like that are meant to come. 1.00

01:57:40.000 He's supposed to be shitting loads all over the land. 1.00

01:57:43.000 Joe, why do you have a hard on? 1.00

01:57:45.000 I don't have a hard on.

01:57:46.000 I have a three-quarter.

01:57:47.000 I got a half a chubby. 1.00

01:57:48.000 Just shitting there. 1.00

01:57:49.000 How tall are you? 1.00

01:57:50.000 Like 6'5"?

01:57:50.000 6'4".

01:57:51.000 6'4". 1.00

01:57:51.000 You should cum. 1.00

01:57:52.000 You should cum all the time. 1.00

01:57:53.000 He's a 6'4 natural 240. Just shut up. 1.00

01:57:56.000 Shut the fuck up, everybody. 1.00

01:57:57.000 The guy's gotta come a lot. 1.00

01:57:59.000 The guy has to come. 0.99

01:58:00.000 You don't want to run through the streets and just go fucking your neighbors. 1.00

01:58:03.000 Give me a child. 1.00

01:58:04.000 Give me a child.

01:58:05.000 I wish you were there last night to tell girls.

01:58:07.000 Take my wife. 1.00

01:58:07.000 I want to raise your child. 1.00

01:58:09.000 Listen to Rogan.

01:58:09.000 I gotta come.

01:58:10.000 Don't be fucking weird. 0.99

01:58:11.000 He's gotta come. 1.00

01:58:12.000 Stop.

01:58:12.000 He has to.

01:58:14.000 Saffodine with Story on his back.

01:58:15.000 That's crazy.

01:58:16.000 Saffodine took Story down.

01:58:18.000 Saffodine trains with guys like Henderson.

01:58:21.000 Well, that's who he went to when he first started getting into the MMA game. 1.00

01:58:25.000 He figured, fuck it. 1.00

01:58:26.000 Let me go to an Olympic wrestler and figure out how to stop this bullshit. 1.00

01:58:29.000 Then he trains at Black Outs a lot, too, with Daniel Warren. 0.98

01:58:32.000 Well, you know, that fight with Nate Marquardt was a fucking excellent example of a guy who's got just super fucking high-level Technical striking. 0.99

01:58:43.000 He just fucked his legs up. 0.98

01:58:45.000 Nate was trying to eat it for a while, and then when you eat a few of those, you're like, oh my god, I'm stuck in a pattern. 1.00

01:58:51.000 And then you've got to break yourself out of the pattern.

01:58:53.000 You've got to break yourself out.

01:58:55.000 You can't go against a high-level kickboxer like this and go, I'm just going to check them all night.

01:59:00.000 Let me ask you this.

01:59:01.000 Have you ever had a fight where you went into it and you were too relaxed?

01:59:04.000 You were too confident?

01:59:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:05.000 Are you asking me?

01:59:06.000 Roy Nelson.

01:59:07.000 Roy Nelson fight.

01:59:08.000 Did you?

01:59:09.000 Big knock fight.

01:59:10.000 Way too relaxed.

01:59:11.000 That's a bad place to be.

01:59:13.000 It's like everybody wants to be super confident, but you don't want to be too confident.

01:59:16.000 No, you need the nerves.

01:59:18.000 Obviously...

01:59:21.000 It varies with person to person, from instance to instance. 0.99

01:59:24.000 But I would think that you're almost better off being fucking terrified. 0.98

01:59:29.000 I agree. 0.99

01:59:29.000 And dealing with all the horrible feeling. 0.99

01:59:33.000 Because I remember on the Taekwondo days, whenever I felt like too good about things, I didn't fight good.

01:59:38.000 It never went good.

01:59:39.000 I fought like clumsy and I was too aware of what I was doing instead of being instinctive and like real fast twitch and terrified.

01:59:46.000 Not sharp focused.

01:59:47.000 Yeah, I hear ya.

01:59:48.000 But nobody wants to deal with that feeling that all the day of, the weigh-ins, the day of the- It's the worst part. 0.98

01:59:55.000 Oh, it's the fucking- But it's also what makes you great. 0.97

01:59:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:59:58.000 And it's also what makes the experience of being victorious so powerful. 0.99

02:00:02.000 So much better.

02:00:03.000 When you see a guy like Chuck Liddell run around the cage and throw his arms back- With that power gun?

02:00:10.000 When he would roar, like when he knocked out Tito or when he knocked out Babalu. 0.99

02:00:14.000 Cyborg did the same shit. 0.99

02:00:15.000 Exactly. 0.99

02:00:16.000 Like, you gotta realize, like, that feeling doesn't just come from victory. 0.97

02:00:20.000 That feeling comes from all the turmoil and the fucking, who knows what's gonna happen. 0.95

02:00:26.000 You know where that feeling comes from when it comes to Chuck? 0.99

02:00:29.000 Look at that picture! 0.99

02:00:32.000 Goddamn! 0.99

02:00:32.000 Look at Chuck! 0.99

02:00:33.000 Probably the best picture in UFC here.

02:00:36.000 Those trunks? 0.99

02:00:37.000 He's like, you know how much pussy this is gonna get me? 1.00

02:00:41.000 It's true. 0.99

02:00:43.000 That's the truth. 1.00

02:00:44.000 Hey, Joe, but as good as the wins are when you're that scared, when you do lose, when you're like, yeah, what's the worst that can happen, you lose the worst way, those same fears, you're like, fuck going through that, man. 0.99

02:00:54.000 Fuck that, because you don't get the same payoff. 0.99

02:00:56.000 Does that make sense? 1.00

02:00:56.000 There's certainly that as well. 1.00

02:00:58.000 There's certainly that as well.

02:00:59.000 The lows are low and the highs are low.

02:01:00.000 There's also guys where you start realizing the lows are coming repeatedly, and it doesn't seem like there's an escape for them, and you've got to realize what are the consequences of these lows.

02:01:10.000 They're permanent.

02:01:11.000 Like a really smart guy like Mack Danzig.

02:01:13.000 Like when Mack Danzig decided to retire, he was like, that's a smart dude.

02:01:17.000 He should have done it before that, yeah.

02:01:18.000 Maybe, but it's hard to see when you're inside of it.

02:01:22.000 Very few people, me included, can see themselves as well as other people can see you.

02:01:27.000 Because we all have a certain amount of protective layers of ego and of narcissism.

02:01:31.000 Especially as a professional fighter.

02:01:33.000 Yeah, well, of anybody.

02:01:34.000 Anybody that's trying to do good at anything.

02:01:36.000 You have to have a certain amount of self-esteem and ego in order to pursue that goal.

02:01:40.000 Because I'd say fighters are even more magnitude.

02:01:42.000 For sure, for sure.

02:01:43.000 But also, most likely...

02:01:46.000 Their motivation for getting in the first place is they had really low self-esteem at one point in time in life and fighting showed them the way out. 1.00

02:01:53.000 So many fighters come from abusive backgrounds, stepfathers that were assholes and all that shit. 1.00

02:02:00.000 Oh shit, Safedine with the fucking question mark kick over the top. 1.00

02:02:03.000 Oh, that was Story. 1.00

02:02:04.000 Story landed that kick.

02:02:05.000 No, he didn't.

02:02:06.000 He didn't?

02:02:07.000 No, Safedine did and then he turned him.

02:02:08.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:02:11.000 Which one of us going crazy?

02:02:12.000 Am I right?

02:02:13.000 Who's going crazy?

02:02:14.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:02:14.000 Either way, it's that fucking cheese. 1.00

02:02:16.000 There's Viagra? 1.00

02:02:17.000 Yeah.

02:02:17.000 It's both.

02:02:17.000 Damn cheese.

02:02:18.000 I'm going with the wine and the weed. 1.00

02:02:20.000 This wine has turned.

02:02:21.000 I'm going with the cheese.

02:02:21.000 This 2008 Ukulecchio has turned.

02:02:27.000 Have we gone through four bottles?

02:02:28.000 Almost.

02:02:29.000 Oh, we get loose tonight.

02:02:30.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 Do we have to reimburse you for this?

02:02:32.000 No.

02:02:33.000 You know what?

02:02:34.000 Bill is, Callan.

02:02:35.000 You know what?

02:02:36.000 Each of you throwing 200 bucks will call it even.

02:02:38.000 No big deal.

02:02:38.000 This probably cost a gram.

02:02:39.000 Is there anything worse than...

02:02:42.000 Listen, man.

02:02:43.000 Brian Cowen, you still haven't shot your bow once.

02:02:45.000 I do.

02:02:45.000 I keep asking.

02:02:46.000 I gotta come over.

02:02:47.000 No, you definitely don't keep asking.

02:02:49.000 I keep asking.

02:02:51.000 You occasionally throw a text out there.

02:02:53.000 I throw a text.

02:02:53.000 You don't get specific at all, and you don't get proactive even slightly.

02:02:57.000 I need to start.

02:02:57.000 So let's...

02:02:58.000 No, no.

02:02:58.000 You keep texting.

02:03:00.000 Let's have a serious talk right now.

02:03:02.000 Let's be honest.

02:03:04.000 Let's be honest about how much you've...

02:03:06.000 This is one of the things I decided.

02:03:07.000 Because you kept telling me that you wanted to do archery and you wanted to get into bow hunting.

02:03:10.000 So I said, okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to give Brian a bow and I'm going to let...

02:03:15.000 We'll see how proactive he gets with this.

02:03:19.000 And it really hasn't panned out.

02:03:20.000 Dude, look at me.

02:03:21.000 I'm gonna tell you something.

02:03:22.000 I gave you a nice point.

02:03:23.000 He's not a hunter.

02:03:24.000 He's not a hunter.

02:03:25.000 Yes, I am. 1.00

02:03:26.000 You shut up. 1.00

02:03:27.000 You stay out of this. 1.00

02:03:28.000 He's not a hunter.

02:03:29.000 I've seen Brian kill animals.

02:03:30.000 Yes.

02:03:31.000 I've seen Brian kill and butcher deal. 0.65

02:03:33.000 But Brian is a good shot. 0.99

02:03:35.000 He's a fucking calm dude under pressure. 0.98

02:03:37.000 Just because he's good at it doesn't mean he likes it. 1.00

02:03:38.000 Listen, Brian's crazy as fuck. 1.00

02:03:40.000 And I love him to death. 1.00

02:03:41.000 But that dude stays calm on the trigger.

02:03:44.000 Let me tell you something.

02:03:45.000 If I needed somebody to shoot for me...

02:03:47.000 He's your guy, all your friends?

02:03:48.000 He's one of my number one picks out of a guy who can keep it together.

02:03:52.000 We only get one pick. 1.00

02:03:52.000 Because he's so fucking crazy. 1.00

02:03:54.000 He can keep it together under pressure. 1.00

02:03:56.000 Is that crazy?

02:03:57.000 Oh yeah!

02:03:57.000 That's a fact.

02:03:59.000 Brian Callan can fucking... 1.00

02:04:01.000 There could be armies running in Brian's direction. 1.00

02:04:04.000 I guarantee Brian will shoot as good as he would if there was no one watching.

02:04:09.000 There's no doubt about that because I've been going through that my whole life in my head. 1.00

02:04:12.000 He's crazy. 1.00

02:04:13.000 He's crazy. 1.00

02:04:13.000 That'd be crazy. 1.00

02:04:14.000 In a weird way. 0.98

02:04:14.000 He's a smiling guy that knows how to shoot. 0.98

02:04:16.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.83

02:04:17.000 In a weird way.

02:04:18.000 Now listen, look at me.

02:04:19.000 I'm telling you right now, I'm coming over.

02:04:21.000 That's us in Wisconsin.

02:04:22.000 I'm coming over.

02:04:23.000 Oh, that's the dude we met in...

02:04:25.000 Yeah, it's Doug Duren.

02:04:25.000 How much fun do we have?

02:04:26.000 He's a great guy, man.

02:04:27.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.

02:04:28.000 Doug Duren is one of the best human beings that's ever walked the face of the planet.

02:04:31.000 We had a great meal with him and his wife.

02:04:33.000 He's a gem of a person.

02:04:34.000 You know what his wife drew?

02:04:35.000 She's a painter.

02:04:36.000 She was like, how beautiful is this painting?

02:04:38.000 It's a painting of him on a cell phone like this.

02:04:40.000 She goes, is this how we have dinner?

02:04:41.000 Ah!

02:04:43.000 He's like this, looking at his phone.

02:04:46.000 Powerful first light gear.

02:04:47.000 How much fun do we have here?

02:04:48.000 We were laughing so hard.

02:04:49.000 How beautiful is my first light camo?

02:04:51.000 Ah, it's beautiful. 1.00

02:04:52.000 Yeah, we were talking about shit on a stick. 1.00

02:04:53.000 There's a mold that looks like shit. 1.00

02:04:56.000 We barely paid attention to any of these fights. 1.00

02:04:59.000 Meanwhile, Rick Story and Tarek Safney have been going to war, and we're like those assholes in the fucking first row that are drunk, but barely paid attention to the fight. 1.00

02:05:10.000 Dude, I swear to God, look at me. 0.99

02:05:11.000 Eddie Bravo's going back in.

02:05:15.000 You're about to go to another dimension, brother.

02:05:17.000 There needs to be a vegan hunting show where they get a vegan that goes out in the wild.

02:05:21.000 I'm coming in this week.

02:05:22.000 I don't want to see any crying on TV. Look at me.

02:05:23.000 I'm coming in this week to shoot.

02:05:25.000 No, they hunt for wild edible plants.

02:05:28.000 What about that?

02:05:29.000 That's a terrible idea, Eddie.

02:05:30.000 What about that?

02:05:31.000 They hunt for wild, edible plants?

02:05:33.000 Well, I think there's gonna be a real problem soon with plant intelligence, where they're understanding things about the way plants communicate with each other.

02:05:41.000 I don't eat plants.

02:05:42.000 They're not much different than, look, octopus, it's really super arguable that we probably shouldn't eat octopus.

02:05:48.000 Right. 1.00

02:05:49.000 Because octopus are fucking smart as shit. 1.00

02:05:51.000 And they're really cool. 1.00

02:05:51.000 They can read your facial expressions, right? 1.00

02:05:53.000 Well, not only that, they communicate through the texture of their skin. 0.99

02:05:56.000 They have ink that they blast in front of things so they can get the fuck away. 0.98

02:06:01.000 See ya. 0.82

02:06:01.000 Are you saying octopus is like spinach? 0.82

02:06:04.000 Because I'm going to freak out.

02:06:05.000 Guys, we can't talk all over each other.

02:06:07.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:06:07.000 Someone has to just back off.

02:06:11.000 You got this, Eddie?

02:06:12.000 I was just wondering if octopus was like spinach.

02:06:14.000 What do you mean?

02:06:15.000 Because you're saying there's a real good argument between the plant life and how smart a plant is.

02:06:19.000 I'm good.

02:06:20.000 I'll get really weird.

02:06:21.000 Smoke that.

02:06:21.000 No, I'm good, Doug.

02:06:22.000 Don't be scared.

02:06:23.000 I'm talking about spinach and octopus right now.

02:06:24.000 If you want to be a podcaster, there's certain things you're going to have to do. 1.00

02:06:26.000 If you want to be able to get so high, you say stupid shit. 1.00

02:06:28.000 Be with us, bro. 1.00

02:06:29.000 Be with us.

02:06:30.000 Watch this, bro.

02:06:31.000 So what were you saying about octopuses and spinach?

02:06:34.000 Oh! 0.60

02:06:34.000 Well, you were saying there's a real argument about plant life, how smart they are. 0.60

02:06:38.000 Because vegans say, oh, well, we eat plants, right?

02:06:40.000 Well, yeah.

02:06:41.000 Well, the argument is that we're starting to understand that plants communicate with each other in a very strange way.

02:06:47.000 Don't eat octopus.

02:06:48.000 They have more genes than you.

02:06:50.000 Dude, I love a nice octopus.

02:06:52.000 Whoa.

02:06:52.000 It tastes delicious.

02:06:53.000 No, no, no.

02:06:53.000 Not to eat.

02:06:54.000 Apparently so is people.

02:06:55.000 Plants react.

02:06:56.000 Do you have those chickens as friends?

02:06:57.000 Yeah.

02:06:57.000 I'd like octopus as friends.

02:06:59.000 Plants react in a slower, but the same way, don't they, a lot of times?

02:07:03.000 They do calculations.

02:07:05.000 Here's what's weird about plants.

02:07:06.000 They do calculations and they communicate with each other in this weird way.

02:07:09.000 Like, here's a perfect example.

02:07:10.000 An acacia tree.

02:07:11.000 If an acacia tree is upwind, or, yeah, it's upwind and animals eat it, like a giraffe eats it, the wind goes down.

02:07:18.000 And the wind goes down, hits the other acacia trees, and they change the way they taste.

02:07:22.000 What?

02:07:23.000 They become bitter.

02:07:24.000 What?

02:07:24.000 In fact, there's a problem with animals that are downwind of a constant breeze where they literally can starve to death because they won't eat their preferred food because it tastes bad.

02:07:34.000 Even more reason to fuck those plants up. 0.99

02:07:36.000 How about that? 0.99

02:07:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:37.000 How about that?

02:07:38.000 There's all sorts of weird communication going on also with the ground itself because we look at the ground as being just dirt, but it's not.

02:07:45.000 It's an ecosystem.

02:07:46.000 It's filled with all sorts of different things.

02:07:48.000 And most importantly, here's a big factor, decomposing plant and animal material, which gets absorbed into the ground.

02:07:57.000 Like when we plant food, when you plant like vegetables and You have to add minerals to the soil.

02:08:04.000 You have to add fertilizer to the soil for most lands because we've depleted the minerals in the soil. 0.99

02:08:10.000 But when you go to the woods, no one's adding shit. 0.98

02:08:13.000 What's happening is things are decomposing. 0.99

02:08:16.000 They're recycling.

02:08:17.000 Animals are decomposing.

02:08:18.000 Bodies, organs, all sorts of things that are left behind are decomposing.

02:08:22.000 Yeah, I mean, it's legitimately what it is.

02:08:24.000 And plants need that as much as they need water.

02:08:27.000 There's like this constant thing going on.

02:08:29.000 So without animal life and animal life dying, these plants are not going to exist.

02:08:35.000 Life is life. 0.98

02:08:36.000 And they're existing eating this weird fucking ground and then water. 0.98

02:08:40.000 And then they're breathing in oxygen and spitting or breathing in carbon dioxide and spitting out oxygen. 0.99

02:08:46.000 Dude, how about the Venus flytrap?

02:08:48.000 Oh yeah.

02:08:49.000 Hey man, that's a plant!

02:08:50.000 It's flies!

02:08:51.000 How about the one on the Amazon that eats rats?

02:08:53.000 God!

02:08:54.000 There's a plant that eats rats? 0.59

02:08:55.000 There's a plant that eats rats? 1.00

02:08:56.000 Fuck off! 1.00

02:08:57.000 No way! 1.00

02:08:57.000 Jamie? 1.00

02:08:59.000 Jamie?

02:08:59.000 Jamie knows what it is.

02:09:00.000 Jamie?

02:09:01.000 We played this a dozen times. 1.00

02:09:02.000 There's a fucking plant in the Amazon that honey dicks rats. 1.00

02:09:07.000 And it closes up on it. 1.00

02:09:09.000 It's this fat crazy look at this Just sweat this sweat this hole watch what happens.

02:09:16.000 Oh, that's a wrap. 0.96

02:09:17.000 It's sweet in there Exactly, it's sweet and it's slippery and this mouse is fucksville Now, that mouse is not getting out?

02:09:26.000 Never! 0.64

02:09:27.000 They get eaten!

02:09:28.000 Well, that's a Venus flytrap. 1.00

02:09:29.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:09:31.000 They get frogs there! 1.00

02:09:32.000 Fuck flies! 1.00

02:09:33.000 Fuck flies! 1.00

02:09:35.000 They're getting frogs now! 1.00

02:09:35.000 Hey, so did that rat go down that hole and never come back? 1.00

02:09:38.000 Yeah, that rat's dead, son. 1.00

02:09:40.000 That rat went to rat heaven. 0.99

02:09:41.000 Show that rat went in there. 0.90

02:09:43.000 A plant eats frogs.

02:09:45.000 I don't know.

02:09:45.000 It's like the little shop of horror.

02:09:47.000 How do we know?

02:09:48.000 I don't know about that.

02:09:49.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

02:09:50.000 It's a fucking video. 1.00

02:09:51.000 CGI. You think it might be CGI? I think it's bullshit. 1.00

02:09:54.000 No, no, no. 1.00

02:09:55.000 That could be bullshit. 1.00

02:09:56.000 What if that is bullshit? 1.00

02:09:57.000 What if that is propaganda? 1.00

02:09:58.000 Fucking lies. 1.00

02:09:59.000 Yeah, it's propaganda against the hate plants. 1.00

02:10:01.000 What is this, Jamie? 1.00

02:10:03.000 Y'all fucking lies. 1.00

02:10:04.000 Jamie, what is this? 1.00

02:10:05.000 Same plant.

02:10:06.000 What is it eating?

02:10:07.000 That's a little rat, I guess. 0.99

02:10:09.000 I can't see shit. 0.99

02:10:10.000 It's hard to see. 0.99

02:10:11.000 It's a weird photo.

02:10:12.000 Oh, I see.

02:10:13.000 The rat is stuck in there.

02:10:14.000 Oh, no.

02:10:14.000 He's like, oh, snap.

02:10:16.000 It's over. 0.98

02:10:16.000 That's a little rat house. 0.98

02:10:17.000 Why the fuck? 1.00

02:10:19.000 That's a rat house. 1.00

02:10:19.000 Yeah, that's a rat house. 1.00

02:10:20.000 That's his crib. 0.98

02:10:21.000 That's a rat crib.

02:10:22.000 There ain't no rat. 0.99

02:10:22.000 No, why the fuck is a plant eating rats, though? 0.99

02:10:25.000 It gets nutrients from it? 0.99

02:10:27.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:10:27.000 Can it digest it?

02:10:28.000 Look, it gets nutrients from it the same way it gets nutrients from decomposing plant or animal matter that gets into the ground. 1.00

02:10:34.000 Fucking plant. 0.98

02:10:35.000 What I was going to say is, all of the fertilizer that we use today, it has to have nitrogen in it, because that's one of the key components, but a lot of what it is, especially when people make compost, that's the best. 0.99

02:10:48.000 When people throw their food waste in, and then they throw worms and leaves, and everything sort of decomposes.

02:10:54.000 Yeah, and that stuff decomposes it, and you can use that in your garden.

02:10:57.000 And that's one of the best ways of replenishing the nutrients in the soil.

02:11:01.000 That's what you do, isn't it? 1.00

02:11:01.000 You do that shit. 1.00

02:11:02.000 Damn, and then you hang out with the chickens. 1.00

02:11:04.000 Yes, I compost, I grow vegetables, and I hang out with chickens. 1.00

02:11:10.000 But it makes me happy. 0.99

02:11:10.000 It's doing the damn thing. 0.99

02:11:11.000 It makes me happy. 0.99

02:11:12.000 When I eat a salad, when I eat some tomatoes that I grew, it makes me happy.

02:11:17.000 It makes me feel good.

02:11:18.000 It feels good.

02:11:20.000 It's a weird way.

02:11:21.000 No, it's cool, man.

02:11:22.000 When I say Propecia, it makes me feel good.

02:11:23.000 It's a fun thing.

02:11:27.000 It's one of those things that I think...

02:11:29.000 Have you ever caught fish before?

02:11:31.000 No, yeah.

02:11:32.000 I grew up fishing. 1.00

02:11:33.000 When you catch a fish, you're like, oh shit, oh shit. 1.00

02:11:36.000 You get excited. 1.00

02:11:37.000 Apparently, there's also a similar reaction to people that are...

02:11:41.000 If you're a bug collector, like a moth collector.

02:11:45.000 Yeah, not my friend.

02:11:46.000 Butterfly collector.

02:11:47.000 Yeah, not my friend.

02:11:48.000 I don't have any friends who do that.

02:11:50.000 But there's something because human beings, for a long period of time, were apparently insectivores.

02:11:56.000 Rick Story won that fight.

02:11:58.000 Oh, we barely pay attention.

02:11:59.000 That's outrageous.

02:12:00.000 We barely pay attention.

02:12:00.000 I love how we do that.

02:12:01.000 Oh, what?

02:12:03.000 What is that, Jamie?

02:12:04.000 A horse about to eat a snake?

02:12:05.000 Oh, a chicken.

02:12:07.000 A horse eats a chicken? 1.00

02:12:08.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

02:12:09.000 Oh my god, let it roll. 1.00

02:12:10.000 Let it roll.

02:12:11.000 Oh my god, it eats a chick. 1.00

02:12:12.000 Oh, see ya!

02:12:14.000 It consumes it.

02:12:15.000 That is crazy.

02:12:16.000 A horse just ate a chick. 1.00

02:12:17.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:12:18.000 With those dull-ass teeth? 1.00

02:12:19.000 Wow. 0.99

02:12:20.000 Squished them like a Cadbury egg.

02:12:21.000 Oh no.

02:12:22.000 That's so crazy.

02:12:22.000 We were brainwashed to believe they were herbivores.

02:12:25.000 Well, they are, for the most part, but when they get a chance, they eat chicks.

02:12:28.000 Hey, chicken! 1.00

02:12:29.000 Move the fuck out of the way! 1.00

02:12:31.000 Wow, that's crazy. 1.00

02:12:32.000 That's like your smart chicken, Joe.

02:12:33.000 It's a baby chicken, they can't run away.

02:12:35.000 That was the smart one.

02:12:35.000 It's a little ground grouse.

02:12:37.000 That's crazy, isn't it?

02:12:38.000 Yeah.

02:12:39.000 Where'd you find that?

02:12:41.000 I forget where I saw it, but it just makes me sick.

02:12:43.000 Have you ever seen deer chase birds and eat them? 1.00

02:12:46.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:12:47.000 No. 1.00

02:12:48.000 Yeah, deer eat birds regularly.

02:12:50.000 Not only that, there was a fence that was put up, and it was one of these weird nettings, and birds got stuck in the netting, and deer were eating the birds out of the netting.

02:13:01.000 Some evil-ass deer. 1.00

02:13:02.000 Damn. 1.00

02:13:03.000 The birds just couldn't differentiate between the hole and the string, and they ran right into it and got stuck. 0.99

02:13:09.000 And the deer just ate them.

02:13:11.000 And they just needed the protein or something. 0.99

02:13:12.000 They don't give a fuck about birds. 0.97

02:13:14.000 That's what's really going on. 0.98

02:13:15.000 They're not Bambi. 0.99

02:13:16.000 No, it just looks like food. 0.99

02:13:17.000 We have a real problem in this country, and Disney's fucked our brains from the time we were babies. 0.99

02:13:22.000 I love a deer. 0.99

02:13:23.000 Juicy nose, friendly. 0.96

02:13:24.000 That's why I can't hunt him.

02:13:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:13:26.000 You gotta get over that pussy. 1.00

02:13:28.000 Nah, man. 1.00

02:13:28.000 I'm trying to kill bears, Doug. 1.00

02:13:30.000 I'll call it you to kill bears. 1.00

02:13:31.000 Did you say beers? 0.99

02:13:32.000 B-E-A-R. I have a speech impediment, Eddie.

02:13:34.000 We know this.

02:13:36.000 What were you saying, Eddie?

02:13:37.000 No, no, but what did you mean?

02:13:38.000 I don't even know.

02:13:39.000 Did you say bears or beers?

02:13:40.000 You know, the grizzly kind.

02:13:41.000 Oh, I thought you meant trying to kill bears.

02:13:43.000 He says beers.

02:13:44.000 For real?

02:13:44.000 Yes, for real.

02:13:45.000 Okay, let's do it.

02:13:46.000 Not with an arrow, though. 0.83

02:13:47.000 I need a gun.

02:13:47.000 Hold on.

02:13:48.000 Hold on.

02:13:48.000 No problem.

02:13:49.000 You'll set it up?

02:13:50.000 100%.

02:13:50.000 Tell me when.

02:13:51.000 I just set it up with Aubrey.

02:13:51.000 Hey, bro.

02:13:52.000 Aubrey wasn't successful.

02:13:52.000 I know, Aubrey texted me.

02:13:53.000 You want in, too?

02:13:54.000 I have to, now.

02:13:54.000 Okay, we're in.

02:13:55.000 Okay, this is what we do.

02:13:56.000 I'm talking about the bear hunters, Doug.

02:13:57.000 This is what we do.

02:13:58.000 Pure pressure.

02:13:59.000 We'll do an August bear hunt with rifle. 1.00

02:14:01.000 Fuck, yeah. 1.00

02:14:02.000 The three of us. 1.00

02:14:03.000 You guys, you pussies can use a rifle. 1.00

02:14:04.000 I'm going to use a bow. 1.00

02:14:05.000 Listen.

02:14:06.000 You have a rifle I can borrow, though?

02:14:07.000 This week, I'm coming over to...

02:14:08.000 I got two rifles.

02:14:09.000 You guys can both borrow my rifles.

02:14:11.000 I'm coming over this week. 0.99

02:14:11.000 I got a goddamn armory in my house. 0.99

02:14:12.000 You have a machine gun? 1.00

02:14:13.000 I got a lot of shit. 1.00

02:14:14.000 I'll use that. 1.00

02:14:15.000 I got a lot of problems.

02:14:16.000 Problems in my head.

02:14:18.000 And I'm ready.

02:14:19.000 I'm ready, dude.

02:14:20.000 I'm so ready.

02:14:20.000 I'm scared.

02:14:21.000 I'm so fucking ready. 0.95

02:14:22.000 I'm so ready. 0.99

02:14:23.000 You and Tim Kennedy are just ready.

02:14:24.000 Me and Tim Kennedy could be boyfriends. 0.88

02:14:27.000 But this camp that we would go to in Alberta, my friend John and Jen Rivett, they're fucking awesome human beings, and their place is amazing, and they have giant people. 0.68

02:14:37.000 What kind of bears?

02:14:38.000 Like the edge bear?

02:14:39.000 No, but black bears.

02:14:41.000 And there's grizzlies up there, too.

02:14:42.000 I saw a grizzly.

02:14:43.000 I saw a grizzly not where we were hunting, but near it.

02:14:46.000 I saw lynx.

02:14:48.000 I saw many moose, mule deer.

02:14:50.000 All Achilles, right?

02:14:51.000 Yeah.

02:14:51.000 So I'm in.

02:14:53.000 Well, you've got to do them during certain times.

02:14:55.000 We're in the bear time.

02:14:57.000 And here's the thing about bears, it actually does help the population because they eat babies.

02:15:02.000 They eat cubs.

02:15:03.000 So if you kill the big boars, it actually is good for the population.

02:15:07.000 That's all we need to hear.

02:15:08.000 Yeah, it sounds counterintuitive.

02:15:09.000 That's all we need to hear.

02:15:10.000 As long as I have a reason, then I'll do it.

02:15:12.000 Doing conservation is what you're saying.

02:15:13.000 It's like child services.

02:15:14.000 Well, it's a side effect of hunting. 1.00

02:15:17.000 Fuck it, baby. 1.00

02:15:17.000 Here's one thing. 1.00

02:15:18.000 My friend Ben O'Brien pointed this out this weekend.

02:15:20.000 He's a good buddy of mine.

02:15:22.000 He used to write for Peterson's hunting magazine.

02:15:25.000 He's a super intelligent guy, and he came hunting with us.

02:15:27.000 And one of the things that he said is that conservation is a side effect of hunting.

02:15:33.000 And until we're honest about that, people are going to always have this argument against us.

02:15:37.000 Or against people that hunt.

02:15:39.000 Because people like to say that hunting is conservation.

02:15:41.000 It is.

02:15:42.000 But it's a side effect of hunting.

02:15:44.000 You really want to hunt because you want meat.

02:15:46.000 Yeah, you're not trying to help.

02:15:47.000 But then there's people that hunt and they don't even really want meat.

02:15:50.000 I knew a dude who used to hunt all the time.

02:15:52.000 He hated wild game.

02:15:53.000 He hunted constantly. 0.83

02:15:54.000 Just to kill.

02:15:55.000 He just ate beef. 1.00

02:15:56.000 He likes to kill. 0.96

02:15:57.000 He was a real problem, dude. 0.99

02:16:00.000 He's got other...

02:16:02.000 Of course, though.

02:16:04.000 I could have told you that.

02:16:05.000 But there's something about hunting.

02:16:05.000 When you wake up in the middle of nowhere and you're walking through like in Alaska, there is something very primordial and very interesting about not knowing what you're going to see around the next corner.

02:16:16.000 Well, when you and I did that island in Alaska, two of my favorite times as a human being is when we were in Montana and when we were in Alaska. 0.95

02:16:25.000 We laughed so fucking hard and miserable. 0.95

02:16:29.000 Did you guys kill anything? 0.99

02:16:30.000 Well, we did in Montana.

02:16:31.000 We both did, but in Alaska, neither one of us did.

02:16:34.000 Joe, how long would the bear hunt be?

02:16:36.000 Well, the bear hunt I just did, it was three days of hunting.

02:16:39.000 I can do three.

02:16:40.000 One day of travel on each end, so it was a five-day hunt, and I was unsuccessful.

02:16:43.000 My friend Cameron Haynes shot a seven-foot-eight bear. 0.99

02:16:46.000 Goddamn. 0.99

02:16:46.000 I was telling you guys about it before. 0.99

02:16:47.000 And we ate that bear, by the way, and it's fucking delicious. 0.95

02:16:50.000 What about the rug? 0.99

02:16:51.000 Are you going to make a rug from it?

02:16:52.000 Oh, we're going to have to use every aspect.

02:16:53.000 Paper, rock, scissors for the rug.

02:16:54.000 No, no, we'll both go.

02:16:55.000 Use every aspect of the bear.

02:16:57.000 But the thing about bears is they do two things.

02:16:59.000 One, they eat cubs.

02:17:00.000 Like, all of them.

02:17:01.000 100% of them are cannibals. 0.94

02:17:02.000 That's all I need to hear.

02:17:03.000 They all come out.

02:17:04.000 Not only do they come out of hibernation, they come out of hibernation looking to get a cub.

02:17:08.000 Stone cold killers.

02:17:08.000 Because cubs are easy, so they go into dens because the females tend to sleep later than the males.

02:17:13.000 And it's something that's set up because nature knows they don't have any predator.

02:17:17.000 Nature's like a complex but really efficient system.

02:17:21.000 And nature realizes that these things are bears. 0.99

02:17:24.000 Nothing can fuck with them other than them. 0.99

02:17:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:26.000 So what it did is it made the men cannibals. 1.00

02:17:29.000 Wow.

02:17:29.000 Where it's very different from wolves.

02:17:31.000 See, wolves, a wolf could have a battle and get killed by a mountain lion.

02:17:36.000 There's videos online of wolves getting killed by a mountain lion.

02:17:38.000 A really recent one that Jamie and I played the other day.

02:17:41.000 Of a mountain lion killing a wolf.

02:17:43.000 Yeah, where the guy had the light on it?

02:17:44.000 Yes, exactly.

02:17:45.000 You've seen it?

02:17:46.000 I've seen it.

02:17:46.000 Mountain lions are just way more gangster than wolves.

02:17:49.000 Wolves can suck mountain lions dicks all day long. 1.00

02:17:51.000 That's a given though, right? 1.00

02:17:52.000 A mountain lion is like Kevin Randleman in his prime, and a wolf is like a 14-year-old girl in a fucking McDojo karate class at a strip mall. 0.99

02:18:00.000 Jesus Christ, because a wolf has its mouth. 0.99

02:18:05.000 That's my favorite analogy of all time.

02:18:07.000 But there's a mountain lion eating a wolf. 1.00

02:18:09.000 He's just killing a wolf with his fucking face. 1.00

02:18:12.000 Cats are just as gangster... 1.00

02:18:13.000 Who the fuck is that guy? 1.00

02:18:14.000 Cats are as gangster as any animal that's ever lived. 1.00

02:18:17.000 They kill crocodiles in the Amazon.

02:18:18.000 The tiger kills a croc.

02:18:20.000 But surely you've seen...

02:18:21.000 Have you surely seen these jaguars kill crocodiles?

02:18:25.000 Surely you've seen that.

02:18:25.000 No, I've only seen a tiger do it.

02:18:27.000 Please.

02:18:28.000 No, that was a jaguar.

02:18:29.000 Jaguar killed caiman in the Amazon.

02:18:31.000 It's hard to tell.

02:18:32.000 Look at that! 0.77

02:18:33.000 He's killing a wolf with his face!

02:18:36.000 Cats are so gangster. 1.00

02:18:38.000 They don't fuck around. 1.00

02:18:38.000 And he's not even moving! 1.00

02:18:40.000 He's not freaking out.

02:18:40.000 He's barely breathing.

02:18:42.000 He's just slowly killing that wolf.

02:18:44.000 And by the way, the puma, and that's what you're looking at, the puma is considered the most athletic of all cats.

02:18:51.000 Yes, you're correct.

02:18:52.000 Next to a house cat. 0.99

02:18:53.000 By the way, they say if a house cat was as big as a puma, the house cat would be running shit. 1.00

02:18:57.000 Yes, it'd be eating you too. 0.99

02:18:58.000 I'm not a cat guy, man.

02:18:59.000 I'm allergic to cats.

02:19:00.000 I know, it's weird.

02:19:01.000 Love them.

02:19:01.000 It's the one thing I don't like about you.

02:19:03.000 I love them.

02:19:03.000 Never knew.

02:19:03.000 Just that.

02:19:04.000 I've never had a cat.

02:19:05.000 I don't trust cat guys.

02:19:06.000 I love them.

02:19:06.000 But I trust you.

02:19:07.000 I have two cats and I feel you.

02:19:08.000 You know what?

02:19:09.000 I feel you.

02:19:10.000 You know what, man?

02:19:11.000 The one thing I gotta appreciate about cats, though, is- Look at that!

02:19:14.000 Hold on.

02:19:14.000 Watch this.

02:19:15.000 Watch this jaguar sneak up on a crocodile!

02:19:18.000 Dog! 0.71

02:19:19.000 Jack that motherfucker! 1.00

02:19:20.000 He eats crocodiles! 1.00

02:19:22.000 Suck it! 1.00

02:19:22.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:19:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:19:23.000 Come on, son. 1.00

02:19:24.000 Uh-oh.

02:19:24.000 Look at the creeping.

02:19:25.000 Don't fuck with Jags. 1.00

02:19:26.000 You guys don't know shit. 1.00

02:19:27.000 Jags are no joke. 1.00

02:19:28.000 Oh my god, they're so scary.

02:19:29.000 They're about 250 pounds, by the way.

02:19:30.000 They're so scary.

02:19:31.000 But this won't sway me towards liking cats, because you can't be like, oh, my house cats look like this.

02:19:35.000 Watch this.

02:19:36.000 Watch this.

02:19:37.000 They're water animals.

02:19:37.000 Look, the crocodile swims out.

02:19:38.000 They're water babies, you fucks. 1.00

02:19:39.000 And he swims out to this little fucking island. 1.00

02:19:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:19:42.000 And the jaguar's right behind him. 0.99

02:19:44.000 Yeah, you big fucking, you big lizard. 1.00

02:19:46.000 Look at the jaguar! 1.00

02:19:46.000 You bully lizard. 1.00

02:19:47.000 Look at the jaguar creeping through the water in super slow-mo. 1.00

02:19:50.000 Watch this shit. 1.00

02:19:51.000 Too late! 1.00

02:19:51.000 Bitch! 1.00

02:19:52.000 Too late! 1.00

02:19:52.000 Get the fuck over here, bitch! 1.00

02:19:54.000 Too late. 1.00

02:19:55.000 He carries him off? 0.99

02:19:56.000 Yeah, he carries him the fuck off. 0.99

02:19:58.000 He carries him off like you would carry a roll of toilet paper. 0.99

02:20:01.000 Look at him.

02:20:02.000 Through the water. 0.99

02:20:03.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:20:04.000 Everyone's watching the video. 0.99

02:20:05.000 We can't show this.

02:20:05.000 He took him in the water.

02:20:07.000 He took him in his house.

02:20:09.000 You can't show what?

02:20:10.000 You can't show the end?

02:20:10.000 Dude, he grabs him and drags him back and he's not even dead yet and he throws him back in the water.

02:20:15.000 He knows it's not going to make it.

02:20:16.000 Where's the rest of the homies? 1.00

02:20:17.000 He controls that body so well that he just swims across the goddamn river. 0.98

02:20:21.000 Eddie, if you got a 10-year-old boy in a headlock, do you think you'd be worried about swimming with him? 1.00

02:20:25.000 Yeah, fuck that kid. 1.00

02:20:26.000 It could be a problem. 1.00

02:20:32.000 Dude, those fucking jaguars are so gangster. 1.00

02:20:35.000 Super gangster. 1.00

02:20:37.000 They're so gangster.

02:20:37.000 I saw a tiger do that.

02:20:39.000 So with bears, because they don't have natural predators, nature has developed this really dark, dark system where the males eat the babies.

02:20:48.000 So the struggle is constantly the males trying to eat other babies in order to bring the woman back, the female bear.

02:20:55.000 Makes sense.

02:20:56.000 Back into estrus so he can mate with her and pass on his own genetics and just the fact that it's hard to come by protein because they run fairly quick but they don't run as quick as deer.

02:21:06.000 So the only deer they get to eat realistically are the babies or the injured ones.

02:21:11.000 It's mostly fawns so they say that A bear in Alberta eat 50% of all moose calves and deer fawns. 0.99

02:21:20.000 Gotta kill them.

02:21:21.000 When we were in Alaska, we saw a female bear with her cub, and I can't remember, Jan, what was his name? 1.00

02:21:28.000 Janis.

02:21:29.000 Janis.

02:21:30.000 Janis said that probably what was going on was she was keeping him in the highlands.

02:21:35.000 Her baby away from the males who had gotten down.

02:21:38.000 She was keeping him up high way too late in the season just to try to protect his life because the males eat him. 1.00

02:21:44.000 So you're saying Mother Nature's a motherfucker is what you're saying. 1.00

02:21:47.000 Mother Nature's a motherfucker. 1.00

02:21:49.000 Well, what I'm saying is that people who love animals, the sentiment is beautiful. 1.00

02:21:53.000 But when you really try to let all your predispose or your preconceived notions...

02:22:02.000 It's called your anthropomorphic tendencies.

02:22:03.000 There's a little of that that's given to us.

02:22:05.000 Putting human qualities on them.

02:22:06.000 Well, it's not just anthropomorphic.

02:22:07.000 It's also even the love of actual animals that are in your environment that are not trying to eat you.

02:22:12.000 Yeah.

02:22:12.000 Like squirrels and birds and dogs and cats and pets that you and I both have, we both love.

02:22:18.000 Mm-hmm. 0.52

02:22:19.000 But there's a big goddamn difference between all of those things and then the wild itself, which is this weird system. 0.84

02:22:25.000 And this weird system, wildlife biologists have studied this weird system over decades, and they've concluded that there's some benefit to removing certain dominant males from the equation. 0.87

02:22:37.000 And that's what you hunt.

02:22:38.000 They say that about rhino, you know.

02:22:40.000 Well, that's one of the reasons why that Corey Knowlton guy got off the hook, whereas the lion killer guy, the Caesar Lion Killer didn't.

02:22:48.000 They were going to kill that rhino anyway, because that rhino was killing other male rhinos. 0.98

02:22:53.000 So Corey, in spending $250,000 plus to bid on killing that rhino, fed like a hundred fucking Families. 0.99

02:23:03.000 Yes. 0.99

02:23:03.000 Not only did he feed 100 families, he gave $250,000 to conservation to protect the rhinos and killed a rhino they were going to have to kill anyway. 0.99

02:23:11.000 Yes.

02:23:11.000 Which helps out the rhinos.

02:23:12.000 It helps out the rhinos.

02:23:13.000 But it's so complicated because you would think that if you love rhinos, the last thing you'd want is some dude paying money to kill a rhino. 0.98

02:23:19.000 You'd be like, that's ridiculous. 0.96

02:23:20.000 Yeah. 0.97

02:23:20.000 That's not what we want. 0.97

02:23:22.000 But when you say hunting takes out the big males that kill all these things.

02:23:25.000 That's what you hunt.

02:23:26.000 How can you tell the difference?

02:23:28.000 Just size?

02:23:29.000 Yeah, 100%.

02:23:30.000 Size.

02:23:30.000 You tell by size, I tell by smell.

02:23:33.000 Well, Brian is what's called game eye. 1.00

02:23:35.000 I have game eye and game nose, you fucks. 1.00

02:23:37.000 Meanwhile, Hannah Burrell is about to fight Jeremy Stevens at the goddamn co-main event. 1.00

02:23:40.000 By the way, Hannah Burrell is a big... 1.00

02:23:43.000 I like saying obvious things like this.

02:23:45.000 Guys, Hannah Burrell is a good fighter. 1.00

02:23:47.000 That's what I say when I work.

02:23:48.000 This is, I gotta be honest with you, this is the number one argument for me never doing commentary again.

02:23:52.000 What do you got?

02:23:53.000 This thing.

02:23:54.000 It's the best.

02:23:55.000 It's the best.

02:23:56.000 We're hammers.

02:23:57.000 I'm gonna say something really cheesy.

02:24:00.000 I have an overwhelming feeling of kinship for all my friends here.

02:24:03.000 I know it's cheesy, but I love all you guys.

02:24:06.000 Dude, there's a million...

02:24:07.000 And I'm not drunk.

02:24:08.000 I'm just saying that.

02:24:09.000 It's a little embarrassing.

02:24:10.000 More than a million people.

02:24:10.000 More than a million human beings are going to listen to this.

02:24:12.000 And feel the same way.

02:24:14.000 There you go. 0.99

02:24:15.000 Jeremy Stephens and Hennem Burrell is a motherfucker of a fight. 0.99

02:24:17.000 Because Jeremy Stephens is ready to throw bombs, super confident. 0.94

02:24:21.000 And Hennem Burrell, first time at 145, not knowing exactly how he's going to do, against one of the best knockout strikers in this division.

02:24:28.000 And Hennem Burrell's more skilled.

02:24:30.000 He's more skilled.

02:24:30.000 Maybe.

02:24:31.000 Don't say that.

02:24:32.000 No, Hennem Burrell's a guy who will trade and take shots.

02:24:35.000 Can you take a shot from Jeremy Stephens?

02:24:37.000 I don't know if anybody can.

02:24:39.000 I don't either.

02:24:39.000 Jeremy Stephens knocks out 155 guys.

02:24:42.000 He knocked out the champ, Dos Anjos.

02:24:43.000 Exactly, with a ruthless uppercut.

02:24:46.000 Jeremy Stephens is no joke.

02:24:48.000 Probably the hardest hit at 45. He's one of them.

02:24:51.000 Easy, there's Conor McGregor guys.

02:24:52.000 I guess you forgot Let me tell you something.

02:24:55.000 Conor vs.

02:24:56.000 this guy.

02:24:57.000 Jeremy Stephens vs. 0.99

02:24:58.000 Conor would be fucking chaos. 0.98

02:25:00.000 And don't be surprised if Jeremy Stephens wins. 0.99

02:25:03.000 There's your fight if he wins this.

02:25:05.000 Oh my god.

02:25:06.000 Look at this.

02:25:06.000 I think Burrell's gonna beat Jeremy Stephens.

02:25:08.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:25:10.000 You have no idea what's gonna happen. 1.00

02:25:11.000 Neither do I. Brian, no one knows what's gonna happen.

02:25:15.000 I know exactly what's gonna happen.

02:25:16.000 Oh! 0.60

02:25:16.000 Oh, we just tagged him in the straight right. 0.60

02:25:18.000 He's keeping his head down.

02:25:20.000 Incorrect. 0.91

02:25:20.000 Hit behind the ear. 0.91

02:25:21.000 Not a good place.

02:25:23.000 Stevens.

02:25:27.000 That's so obnoxious when somebody starts singing that you're wrong.

02:25:30.000 I'm obnoxious.

02:25:31.000 Incorrect. 0.95

02:25:31.000 Hit behind the ear. 0.95

02:25:32.000 There's very few things I'm allowed to be obnoxious about other than calling in my man. 0.83

02:25:37.000 Oh, I told you.

02:25:39.000 Every time he hits, I'm going to go, I told you.

02:25:41.000 Jeremy Stevens. 0.93

02:25:42.000 Head like a brick. 0.99

02:25:43.000 Mind like a pit bull. 0.91

02:25:44.000 Oh, tag by that left.

02:25:46.000 He got tagged.

02:25:47.000 Baral looks good.

02:25:48.000 Yeah, he looks great.

02:25:49.000 Have we forgotten how good Baral is?

02:25:51.000 Well, he was, without a doubt, one of the best in the world at 135. And I think it's better for him at 145. It's too much of a beast for him to cut, they said.

02:25:58.000 They said it always killed him. 0.92

02:26:00.000 So, you know, he might be a monster at 45. How about him versus Aldo at 45?

02:26:04.000 Well, he would never do that.

02:26:06.000 You'd be surprised.

02:26:07.000 I don't want them to.

02:26:10.000 I don't want friends to fight.

02:26:12.000 I really don't.

02:26:13.000 I don't like it.

02:26:14.000 I'd be down for TJ. I feel like it's kind of fun.

02:26:17.000 Oh, Burrell with the takedown.

02:26:18.000 I feel like it's kind of fun that there's sacred things.

02:26:22.000 I feel like it's kind of fun that some people just won't fight people.

02:26:24.000 Jake Shields and those guys won't fight each other?

02:26:25.000 The UFC doesn't think it's fun, though.

02:26:26.000 I don't care what they think.

02:26:28.000 I know, but they make the match-ups, dog. 0.79

02:26:30.000 I don't care.

02:26:31.000 But my personal opinion, I mean, listen, I love every match-up.

02:26:36.000 I call every match-up with love.

02:26:38.000 I love them all.

02:26:39.000 But I don't, personally, I know a lot of these guys.

02:26:41.000 I don't want to see them fight their fight.

02:26:42.000 Yeah, but if Hannah Brown is fighting, you've got to call it.

02:26:45.000 Unless, this is what I want to say, unless they want to fight their friends and they think it's okay.

02:26:51.000 Juliana Pena is very close with Misha Tate, and apparently Juliana Pena said, I would fight her for the title, and if she wins her next fight and I expect her to win, I'll fight her for the title.

02:27:01.000 Oh, so you're cool with it.

02:27:02.000 And they're cool with it.

02:27:03.000 Yeah, because they're both cool with it, apparently.

02:27:04.000 They realize it's business.

02:27:05.000 That's life-changing, too.

02:27:06.000 Yeah, and they'll go back to being friends and being cool with each other.

02:27:11.000 Where's Tim Kennedy and why is he not fighting?

02:27:13.000 Tim Kennedy is still serving.

02:27:15.000 Tim Kennedy is still involved in multiple things you can't talk about.

02:27:19.000 But he's also trying to get a fight.

02:27:21.000 But he would take a fight again.

02:27:23.000 There's a legit problem.

02:27:25.000 I don't want to start any noise, but Tim Kennedy is a very vocal critic of all sorts of different things.

02:27:30.000 Listen, Tim Kennedy is a legit war hero.

02:27:34.000 And you can't get legit war heroes to play games.

02:27:39.000 No.

02:27:39.000 But also, when they speak, it matters.

02:27:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:27:42.000 He's a critical thinker.

02:27:44.000 He's not a hater.

02:27:45.000 He's a critical thinker.

02:27:45.000 At the highest level.

02:27:47.000 He is.

02:27:47.000 And at the highest level, every sport, every endeavor, every application of your own creativity and your own ideals, whatever you're trying to pursue in this life, should be done to the highest level.

02:27:59.000 So all criticism should be taken into consideration, whether it's valid or invalid.

02:28:04.000 And a guy like Tim Kennedy, I think, is an important voice.

02:28:07.000 He's an important voice because he's a legit human being.

02:28:09.000 I mean, he's as legit as a man gets. 0.96

02:28:12.000 He's the greatest American in the fucking UFC for what he does. 0.96

02:28:16.000 He's one of them, for sure. 0.97

02:28:17.000 So when he speaks, everyone follows.

02:28:18.000 And they should.

02:28:19.000 They should.

02:28:20.000 He's legit.

02:28:21.000 I mean, I have legit, like, massive respect for that guy.

02:28:24.000 Fair-minded guy.

02:28:25.000 Yeah, and he's a smart dude.

02:28:26.000 And you know what?

02:28:27.000 You need people like that, man.

02:28:28.000 Don't think you don't, because there's people like that on the other side.

02:28:31.000 There's people like that in the world. 1.00

02:28:33.000 And ideally, yes, we would all love peace and love, but occasionally you have to deal with assholes. 1.00

02:28:39.000 And you have to realize that there's religious zealots and crazy people. 0.99

02:28:43.000 Talk to the Yazidi women about ISIS and see how nice people are. 1.00

02:28:46.000 And how badly they'd love to have a guy like fucking Tim. 1.00

02:28:49.000 Ruthless dictators all throughout history, man. 0.99

02:28:50.000 What'd you say about ISIS? Well, the Yazidis, what they did to that community in Iraq, the Yazidi women were always considered the most beautiful women.

02:28:56.000 They had fair hair, blue eyes, yellow eyes. 0.97

02:28:59.000 I'm not hearing red hair and big tits. 1.00

02:29:01.000 I don't even know what the fuck you're just saying. 1.00

02:29:04.000 I'm serious. 0.99

02:29:06.000 The Yazidis were fables for their beauty. 1.00

02:29:08.000 What about women? 1.00

02:29:09.000 Melky white skin where you could see your whole hand print when you spank them. 1.00

02:29:12.000 Hey, man.

02:29:13.000 Did you say that?

02:29:14.000 Hey, bro.

02:29:16.000 Sir, I did not say anything like that.

02:29:17.000 There's a lot of hot Iranian chicks, too. 1.00

02:29:19.000 But if you didn't say that, I don't really know what you're saying.

02:29:22.000 I don't understand what you're saying.

02:29:23.000 That part of the world has some of the most beautiful women on the planet. 1.00

02:29:26.000 White-like paper with red nail polish.

02:29:30.000 Oh, yeah.

02:29:30.000 Did you just say that?

02:29:31.000 No, I didn't say that, sir.

02:29:32.000 You're putting words in my mouth. 0.98

02:29:33.000 Did you say an ass-to-waste ratio? 0.99

02:29:36.000 Yes. 0.99

02:29:36.000 That's always very important. 0.99

02:29:38.000 It leaves a man baffled for days.

02:29:39.000 Like a sports guy.

02:29:40.000 Ass to waist ratio.

02:29:41.000 What is that? 1.00

02:29:42.000 That'll kill you. 1.00

02:29:42.000 That'll stop a man in his fucking... 1.00

02:29:44.000 That'll ruin your whole life. 1.00

02:29:45.000 A buddy of mine was telling me about this girlfriend.

02:29:48.000 This girl, rather, that he was dating.

02:29:50.000 And they, you know, they got to know each other.

02:29:52.000 Went out a few times.

02:29:52.000 And one day they went back to her place.

02:29:54.000 And she... 1.00

02:29:55.000 Her waist was too big and it freaked him out.

02:29:58.000 It's a problem. 1.00

02:30:00.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:30:01.000 What's wrong with him? 1.00

02:30:02.000 He's like, she's really cool, but her waist was too thick.

02:30:05.000 I was like, what?

02:30:05.000 He must have been a ladies man.

02:30:06.000 I know.

02:30:06.000 Well, she wasn't even, I guess so.

02:30:08.000 He must have been, yeah.

02:30:09.000 But she wasn't even overweight.

02:30:11.000 It's just like, he didn't like her dimensions.

02:30:13.000 I've had that situation.

02:30:14.000 I had a girl take her clothes off. 1.00

02:30:15.000 She had a hairy ass. 1.00

02:30:16.000 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

02:30:17.000 What happened? 1.00

02:30:18.000 I said I had a girl take her clothes off, and she had a hairy ass. 1.00

02:30:20.000 I've talked about it before. 1.00

02:30:21.000 She was blowing me. 1.00

02:30:22.000 Her asshole? 1.00

02:30:23.000 Nope. 1.00

02:30:23.000 Everything. 1.00

02:30:24.000 I'm sorry, sir.

02:30:24.000 She had a ducktail.

02:30:25.000 Sir, her cheeks... 0.99

02:30:26.000 She had black hairs on her rump. 0.75

02:30:29.000 Like Arlovsky.

02:30:30.000 Yep, and guess what I did?

02:30:31.000 I faked a stomach ache and said I gotta get out of there. 1.00

02:30:33.000 I would've fucked her like she was a female werewolf. 1.00

02:30:35.000 Well, after I came, I faked a stomach ache. 1.00

02:30:38.000 I would've fucked her like I was trying to make her evolve. 1.00

02:30:47.000 I was trying to help her bring her up past the Paleolithic. 1.00

02:30:51.000 When you're younger, you don't give a fuck, right? 0.99

02:30:55.000 Dump some caveman lows in there. 1.00

02:30:57.000 Just hair all over her ass cheeks? 1.00

02:31:01.000 Yep, that's right, my friend. 0.99

02:31:02.000 I was just...

02:31:03.000 Dominator.

02:31:04.000 And she had...

02:31:05.000 She was a white girl? 1.00

02:31:06.000 I didn't mind that, but she had a huge dick. 1.00

02:31:10.000 What did her breath taste like? 1.00

02:31:11.000 A lot of cum. 0.99

02:31:12.000 A lot of cum. 1.00

02:31:13.000 Hey, she was a white girl, B? Yeah, and she had a big beard, but she was a great girl. 1.00

02:31:17.000 Other than that, she was a pretty, pretty girl. 1.00

02:31:19.000 If you can get past the dick and the beard, other than that, I thought she was fucking a wonderful girl. 1.00

02:31:23.000 I don't want to badmouth her, but I couldn't. 0.99

02:31:26.000 We only did it for like six months.

02:31:27.000 Is that the girl who had smelly feet too? 1.00

02:31:28.000 Yeah.

02:31:30.000 Yeah, I smell my feet.

02:31:33.000 She wore diapers.

02:31:35.000 Ooh, good jab. 1.00

02:31:37.000 Look at his shit. 1.00

02:31:37.000 That jab fucked him up. 1.00

02:31:39.000 An animated cartoon of Joey. 0.97

02:31:40.000 Oh, he just got caught.

02:31:42.000 Like a pit bull that's part bear.

02:31:44.000 Guess what?

02:31:44.000 Henner just got caught in the chin.

02:31:46.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:31:46.000 Look at this. 0.99

02:31:47.000 Henner Brown got rocked.

02:31:48.000 He's in trouble.

02:31:48.000 He's on Queer Street right now.

02:31:50.000 There's another one.

02:31:52.000 Stevens really needs to work on America.

02:31:54.000 Oh! 0.60

02:31:55.000 Oh, Burrell's in trouble.

02:31:56.000 He's in trouble.

02:31:57.000 He was wobbly before.

02:31:58.000 He's standing still in front of him, too, man.

02:31:59.000 He's got to move.

02:32:01.000 Jeremy's going to time him.

02:32:02.000 He's headhunting.

02:32:03.000 Oh! 0.60

02:32:03.000 He just got tagged. 0.60

02:32:04.000 Well, Burrell's looking to fire back.

02:32:06.000 Maybe he's not as hurt as we think.

02:32:07.000 He's playing like he's on Queer Streak. 0.98

02:32:09.000 He didn't come over the top of the right hand.

02:32:10.000 He definitely got hurt, but you've got to think this dude is a Novo and Yao fighter, and one of the things about those training camps in Novo and Yao, those guys go to war.

02:32:19.000 Maybe they stopped lately because of all the pressure.

02:32:22.000 Boy, that's hard to believe.

02:32:24.000 Yeah, that's their style, right?

02:32:25.000 It's hard.

02:32:26.000 I feel like Jeremy's bigger, isn't he?

02:32:29.000 He's a strong guy.

02:32:30.000 He fought at 55?

02:32:30.000 Well, he fought at 55 and really struggled to get down to 45, whereas Burrell was fighting at 35 and struggled there, and he's more comfortable at 45. Well, Stephen's a thicker-boned character.

02:32:41.000 Yes.

02:32:41.000 I believe he's an inch taller, too.

02:32:44.000 Yeah, he looks at...

02:32:46.000 Let's find the height and weight of these guys.

02:32:50.000 Yeah, Jamie.

02:32:52.000 Young Jamie, please.

02:32:53.000 Yeah, Jamie.

02:32:54.000 Please, Jamie.

02:32:56.000 What does it say?

02:32:57.000 Height?

02:32:57.000 71. Damn, that was quick.

02:32:59.000 5'6 and 5'9. 0.99

02:33:00.000 That's a big difference.

02:33:01.000 What is this?

02:33:02.000 59 inches.

02:33:03.000 First of all, it's not 5'6.

02:33:05.000 69 inches. 0.95

02:33:06.000 Why is he sucking in his gut, though? 0.78

02:33:07.000 Why is he sucking in his gut? 0.97

02:33:08.000 Ooh, that's rough. 0.99

02:33:09.000 That's 5'7.

02:33:10.000 That's 5'6, isn't it?

02:33:12.000 69. 5'9".

02:33:13.000 Yeah, 5'9".

02:33:14.000 Oh, it's 5'9".

02:33:15.000 66 is 5'6", that's what I said.

02:33:17.000 60 inches is 5 feet.

02:33:18.000 He looks like he's in mid-Hicks and Gracie ab workout, right?

02:33:22.000 Yeah, 69 is 5'9", right?

02:33:25.000 Because 12 inches...

02:33:26.000 Yeah, so 5'6 and 5'9".

02:33:27.000 And then 66. So, okay.

02:33:29.000 5'9 and 5'6".

02:33:31.000 But when you're looking at them, Hen and Burrell doesn't look that much shorter than him.

02:33:35.000 He looks more slender and not as thick.

02:33:39.000 Like, Jeremy looks...

02:33:40.000 Jeremy's a bigger boy.

02:33:41.000 But it's hard when you're bending at the knees and moving.

02:33:44.000 Thick is great.

02:33:44.000 Brow has a wider stance.

02:33:46.000 Ooh, back kick, back kick! 0.98

02:33:47.000 My vision is getting so shitty that it's hard for me to tell with that blown up... 0.95

02:33:52.000 We're getting older?

02:33:53.000 Whether it says 69 inches or 5'9".

02:33:55.000 See, not me.

02:33:56.000 I have beautiful eyes.

02:33:57.000 It's like I'm just at that point where the six is blurry, even as big as it is. 1.00

02:34:02.000 Damn, son. 0.99

02:34:02.000 So depressing. 0.99

02:34:03.000 So you gotta wear glasses?

02:34:04.000 Only when I read things.

02:34:06.000 What about the laser surgery?

02:34:08.000 Like up close?

02:34:08.000 That's no good.

02:34:09.000 I did it.

02:34:09.000 It's beautiful.

02:34:10.000 But it's only good for certain types of...

02:34:13.000 Corneas? 0.99

02:34:14.000 Well, issues with your retina.

02:34:17.000 So you're having trouble seeing long distances?

02:34:20.000 No.

02:34:20.000 No, much more it's close distances.

02:34:22.000 But even long distances, it's not so hot anymore.

02:34:24.000 See, I have no problem with long distances.

02:34:25.000 So you can't see, close or far.

02:34:26.000 No, I still probably have pretty good vision.

02:34:29.000 Like, I see you crystal clear.

02:34:31.000 I see you crystal clear.

02:34:32.000 Yeah, but you can't read that six, bro.

02:34:33.000 No, I can read it, but there's a certain amount of aura to the numbers.

02:34:38.000 They're not clear.

02:34:40.000 LASIK gave it to me on light.

02:34:41.000 Like, look, I'll put these glasses on, and bam.

02:34:44.000 And money.

02:34:44.000 It's crystal clear.

02:34:45.000 So just wear those like Malcolm Axel.

02:34:46.000 No. 1.00

02:34:48.000 That's your shit now. 1.00

02:34:49.000 That's your shit now. 1.00

02:34:50.000 It is in. 1.00

02:34:51.000 They get in the way though.

02:34:52.000 I took my contacts off for good. 1.00

02:34:53.000 Fuck the contacts. 1.00

02:34:54.000 I would just wear glasses. 1.00

02:34:55.000 Glasses are easier for sure.

02:34:56.000 I feel lucky I don't have to wear glasses.

02:34:57.000 I'm going to do LASIK eventually.

02:34:59.000 But the problem with LASIKs is like Kathy Griffin had a real issue with it apparently. 1.00

02:35:03.000 Oh, Hannah Brown was a takedown. 1.00

02:35:05.000 She's the exception.

02:35:05.000 She's the Chris Benoit of LASIK. Right.

02:35:07.000 Hannah Brown was a takedown, but Jeremy Stevens... 0.79

02:35:09.000 Oh, oh, oh.

02:35:09.000 Oh, Brown looking to take that back.

02:35:12.000 Don't kid yourself.

02:35:13.000 Jeremy Stevens will wear you out if he's bigger.

02:35:15.000 Well, Stevens is also a training partner for Dominic Cruz.

02:35:18.000 He's training at Alliance.

02:35:20.000 I mean, he's down there with Eric Del Fiero, one of the most underrated coaches in the world.

02:35:24.000 And Neil Malanson.

02:35:26.000 Yeah.

02:35:27.000 Malanson went to Black House, didn't he?

02:35:29.000 He goes to both, I remember.

02:35:31.000 Oh, he goes back and forth?

02:35:32.000 He was there forever.

02:35:32.000 He is at Black House, too, though.

02:35:34.000 He was there forever, but I think they brought him into Black House in order to...

02:35:37.000 Phil Davis is out of Alliance camp. 0.97

02:35:39.000 They're monsters. 0.94

02:35:40.000 Gustafson was down there. 0.93

02:35:41.000 Gustafson goes down there.

02:35:42.000 What's up with him?

02:35:42.000 Ross Pearson.

02:35:43.000 Did they give Gustafson a fight?

02:35:45.000 I feel like they didn't answer.

02:35:46.000 I feel like Gustafson just said something about not knowing what he's doing.

02:35:49.000 I thought he said he lost the drive, right?

02:35:52.000 So he flew from Sweden to San Diego to see if the fire was still there, and he still was questioned, I guess.

02:35:57.000 Really?

02:35:59.000 Oh, man.

02:36:00.000 I think he comes from money, Dustin.

02:36:02.000 How dare you just make things up?

02:36:03.000 Yeah, I don't think so, Pete.

02:36:05.000 No, I think he does.

02:36:05.000 It's not even real money.

02:36:07.000 No, no, his family, his dad has a lot of money.

02:36:09.000 Yeah, but it's not even American money.

02:36:10.000 He was always kind of a problem child growing up, but now he's a superstar.

02:36:14.000 Oh, he's huge in Sweden.

02:36:15.000 It's hard to go back to that training when you're already kind of arrived.

02:36:18.000 People from Stockholm that are listening, I was only joking about your money.

02:36:21.000 He's a stud.

02:36:22.000 Brian didn't hear it.

02:36:24.000 American money is the only money?

02:36:26.000 American money is the only money?

02:36:28.000 Is that what you're saying?

02:36:29.000 It is a high tax rate.

02:36:30.000 It's like something like crazy, like 60%.

02:36:32.000 No, that's not what I'm saying, Brian.

02:36:33.000 I'm saying American's better. 0.81

02:36:35.000 Yeah.

02:36:36.000 Jesus Christ.

02:36:37.000 America, son. 1.00

02:36:38.000 I don't care about their fucking tax rate. 1.00

02:36:40.000 I know you are. 1.00

02:36:40.000 You could only pay 1% taxes. 1.00

02:36:42.000 You could suck my dick. 1.00

02:36:43.000 You have to live in Scotland or wherever the hell you live. 1.00

02:36:45.000 Sweden, you son of a bitch! 1.00

02:36:47.000 There's a huge difference! 1.00

02:36:49.000 God damn it! 0.99

02:36:49.000 You do what you paid for, man. 0.99

02:36:51.000 Stockholm is a beautiful city.

02:36:52.000 You can swim in the water there.

02:36:54.000 Yo, I've been there.

02:36:55.000 You might as well be living on the moon.

02:36:56.000 Hey! 0.99

02:36:57.000 Excuse me!

02:36:59.000 I did two shows there.

02:37:00.000 Stockholm, I'm sorry.

02:37:01.000 Sweden, I'm sorry.

02:37:02.000 I'm outraged.

02:37:03.000 I did two shows in Stockholm.

02:37:04.000 I was supposed to come with you.

02:37:05.000 Does this thing come from money?

02:37:07.000 I didn't hear that. 1.00

02:37:08.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

02:37:09.000 I don't think he'd go to war with Jon Jones like that if you're a rich kid. 1.00

02:37:11.000 Trust me, trust me.

02:37:12.000 Really?

02:37:12.000 Yeah.

02:37:13.000 Why don't you Google it?

02:37:14.000 Don't say trust me, trust me if you're not sure.

02:37:16.000 No, I'm better than Google I know.

02:37:17.000 But are you sure?

02:37:18.000 I have an inside scoop on that, to be honest with you.

02:37:20.000 No, do you really, though, or do you have a guy who hates on him, who he trains with?

02:37:25.000 I trained with the guy.

02:37:26.000 No, he comes from, I'm not saying he comes from billions, but he comes from a well-to-do family.

02:37:30.000 It's not a bad thing.

02:37:32.000 That's not saying anything bad about him.

02:37:34.000 That's a good thing.

02:37:34.000 He comes from a good family, a successful...

02:37:37.000 His father was very successful.

02:37:39.000 And apparently he was...

02:37:40.000 I guess he had some problems growing up.

02:37:42.000 Okay, hold on.

02:37:43.000 You have a phone, right?

02:37:44.000 Yeah.

02:37:45.000 Why don't you look that up?

02:37:46.000 How do I look it up?

02:37:47.000 Let's Google Alexander Gustafson's childhood.

02:37:50.000 I have 1%.

02:37:51.000 Well, oh my god.

02:37:52.000 Plug it in.

02:37:52.000 Too late.

02:37:53.000 Just plug it in, man.

02:37:54.000 I just don't know.

02:37:55.000 I feel like young Jamie would find it in about three seconds.

02:37:57.000 Young Jamie will find it.

02:37:59.000 Here's the deal.

02:37:59.000 I think he's a spectacular person, so I don't want to disparage his background.

02:38:04.000 And if he did come up from a hardscrabble existence, the last thing I want to hear is the kid over there... 0.99

02:38:11.000 Making shit up. 1.00

02:38:11.000 Talking shit. 1.00

02:38:12.000 Making things up. 1.00

02:38:13.000 Dude, he's a billionaire.

02:38:14.000 His dad screws like that?

02:38:16.000 His godfather's Uncle Gates.

02:38:17.000 Uncle Gates.

02:38:19.000 Jeremy Stevens dropping bows.

02:38:22.000 Dropping knees on Hannah Brown.

02:38:23.000 I feel like light heavyweight needs a gust of him, man.

02:38:26.000 They're running thin.

02:38:26.000 He's a tough guy.

02:38:28.000 He's a real tough guy.

02:38:29.000 One of the best.

02:38:30.000 Think how close he was to winning a world title.

02:38:32.000 Twice.

02:38:32.000 And a true blonde.

02:38:33.000 I call him a true blonde. 0.63

02:38:36.000 Well, he beat Maniwa when no one had, you know?

02:38:39.000 I mean, he took a fight with Maniwa, and Maniwa was...

02:38:42.000 Jimmy Maniwa was knocking out anybody.

02:38:44.000 Everybody.

02:38:45.000 Hennon's bleeding, man.

02:38:46.000 What happened?

02:38:47.000 They say he got in a fight.

02:38:52.000 What happened?

02:38:54.000 Punched you in the face.

02:38:55.000 By the way, by the way, Hennon's having trouble hurting Stevens with his... 1.00

02:38:59.000 Damn, he's got a big head, Jeremy. 0.99

02:39:03.000 He can kind of walk through it. 1.00

02:39:05.000 Keep pressure on him like this.

02:39:07.000 Ouch! 1.00

02:39:08.000 Ouch! 1.00

02:39:09.000 Great kick.

02:39:09.000 Yeah, he's a...

02:39:11.000 Oh, boy, he loves that uppercut. 1.00

02:39:13.000 He loves that damn uppercut, man. 1.00

02:39:14.000 He does. 0.99

02:39:14.000 Well, I mean, it's one of his most spectacular highlight reel KOs ever. 0.99

02:39:18.000 What if the UFC starts adding CGI blood, like, live?

02:39:22.000 They could do it live.

02:39:23.000 Like Snapchat filters. 1.00

02:39:24.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:39:25.000 Imagine if you could watch the UFC. Take them down. 1.00

02:39:28.000 Rash guards and filters.

02:39:30.000 Dude, imagine if you could watch the UFC through Snapchat and you could make, like, a Brad Pitt filter.

02:39:36.000 That's a Brad Pitt.

02:39:38.000 And Angelina Jolie were duking it out to the death. 1.00

02:39:41.000 You can put Angelina's head...

02:39:42.000 You can change their bodies.

02:39:46.000 You can make, like, Cyborg's body.

02:39:49.000 Like, you could have Cyborg fight Cain Velasquez next time Verdun fights Cain.

02:39:53.000 You just turn into Cyborg. 0.96

02:39:55.000 You're, like, really into watching a girl beat the fuck out of a dude. 1.00

02:39:58.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

02:40:00.000 Hey, you bastards, I'm watching this fight. 1.00

02:40:02.000 Let me ask a question. 1.00

02:40:03.000 The girl from Frozen, Anna from Frozen, that could be who's fighting and winning.

02:40:08.000 Those Snapchat filters are crazy, man.

02:40:10.000 They are crazy, man.

02:40:11.000 Brian, you could take your face, put it on Shob's body, and he could say anything. 0.99

02:40:16.000 Yeah, I will.

02:40:17.000 As Brian Callen.

02:40:18.000 I'm going to.

02:40:19.000 Steven's with a good knee to the body. 1.00

02:40:20.000 I don't fuck with Snapchat. 1.00

02:40:21.000 Do you, Joe? 1.00

02:40:21.000 No, I do not. 1.00

02:40:22.000 Neither do I. You guys should do an episode where you play each other.

02:40:26.000 The whole time.

02:40:27.000 You're in character.

02:40:27.000 You might get mean.

02:40:29.000 Not a bad idea.

02:40:30.000 That might get mean.

02:40:31.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:40:32.000 That could end terrible.

02:40:33.000 That's a good episode for 3D, B. Patty Jenkins says hi to you.

02:40:37.000 She's been directing Wonder Woman. 0.95

02:40:38.000 I don't give a fuck about Wonder Woman, but I love Patty. 0.83

02:40:41.000 Can we salute to the fighter and the kid making it to number one on the iTunes TV show list? 0.99

02:40:46.000 Isn't that fucking insane? 0.96

02:40:48.000 How is that possible? 1.00

02:40:49.000 I don't know.

02:40:49.000 I have no idea.

02:40:50.000 Dude, you guys are number one on iTunes comedy TV. That's fucking incredible. 0.98

02:40:54.000 It's kind of crazy, but you know what? 0.99

02:40:56.000 We're proud of what we did.

02:40:57.000 That's kind of crazy.

02:40:58.000 That's incredible.

02:40:59.000 You're not number three.

02:41:00.000 You're not number six.

02:41:02.000 You're not number two.

02:41:03.000 I've got to start taking my success in.

02:41:05.000 I always think of myself as a failure. 0.97

02:41:08.000 Well, you're definitely a failure. 0.70

02:41:09.000 I'm definitely a failure, but at least that was a failure. 0.98

02:41:11.000 It's just about what you're counting.

02:41:14.000 It's about what you're counting.

02:41:16.000 I mean, you failed at basketball.

02:41:19.000 You're never going to be in the NBA. You suck at software development. 0.99

02:41:25.000 You're never going to win NASCAR. Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:41:29.000 You're right. 1.00

02:41:29.000 There's so many things I'm never going to do. 1.00

02:41:31.000 Tiger Kim doesn't even know who you are. 0.99

02:41:34.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:41:35.000 I called Tiger Kim. 0.99

02:41:38.000 Tiger Kim.

02:41:39.000 He knew who I was. 1.00

02:41:40.000 He didn't know who the fuck you were. 1.00

02:41:42.000 Dude, my kicks are sick. 1.00

02:41:43.000 My kicks are sick. 0.89

02:41:45.000 Dude, that's the fight right there. 0.82

02:41:46.000 Look at these two guys. 0.98

02:41:48.000 Two killers. 0.87

02:41:48.000 Good luck picking five of the night tonight. 0.87

02:41:51.000 These are good fights.

02:41:53.000 Well done, Joe Silva.

02:41:55.000 I barely paid any attention.

02:41:57.000 Anybody that tuned in here wanting to hear us talk about fights, I'm so sorry.

02:42:04.000 I feel bad.

02:42:04.000 Not me.

02:42:05.000 If you expected we were just going to talk about fights, ram your face into your wall. 0.95

02:42:09.000 I mean, we would never do that. 0.92

02:42:12.000 Brian Callen, isn't it important to admit things that you're a failure at?

02:42:15.000 I think that's important.

02:42:16.000 And you and I have had this conversation many times.

02:42:18.000 I'm a failure at almost everything I've ever done.

02:42:20.000 Yes.

02:42:21.000 Ultimately.

02:42:22.000 And you find ways to be successful at it.

02:42:24.000 Yeah.

02:42:24.000 But I've failed at everything.

02:42:26.000 Well, wisdom.

02:42:26.000 What is wisdom?

02:42:27.000 I think wisdom...

02:42:28.000 Would you fail? 1.00

02:42:28.000 I didn't fail in shit. 1.00

02:42:29.000 But wait, wisdom, wisdom. 1.00

02:42:30.000 On the way to getting really good at shit, I failed at it. 0.99

02:42:32.000 Wisdom is to succeed in everything. 0.99

02:42:35.000 But no, I failed on the way.

02:42:36.000 No, listen, listen.

02:42:38.000 You always fail.

02:42:39.000 That's why I always say to younger people, listen to me because I've made more mistakes than you have.

02:42:43.000 Wisdom is wisdom.

02:42:46.000 You win everything.

02:42:47.000 No, wisdom is, let me define wisdom.

02:42:49.000 Wisdom is coming to terms with your limitations and learning what to do with it.

02:42:54.000 That's what it is.

02:42:55.000 Wisdom is learning that you have limitations coming to terms with that, accepting it, and then learning what to do with that.

02:43:02.000 Learning how to make that work for you.

02:43:04.000 That's what it is.

02:43:05.000 That's how you learn.

02:43:06.000 You know how you learn?

02:43:07.000 You keep failing and you keep adjusting your approach and you keep getting closer to something.

02:43:11.000 Or you move on.

02:43:11.000 No.

02:43:11.000 Yes.

02:43:12.000 What happens?

02:43:13.000 Sometimes.

02:43:13.000 Sometimes you got to move on.

02:43:14.000 Sometimes you get to go keto.

02:43:17.000 Sometimes, son.

02:43:18.000 Do all these dice.

02:43:19.000 You still all keto'd up?

02:43:22.000 By the way, he's trimmed up, man.

02:43:25.000 How about we have no idea who won this and we barely pay attention to an awesome fight?

02:43:28.000 If Jimmy doesn't win this, I'll be furious. 0.99

02:43:30.000 I'm going to go home tonight and I'm going to watch this shit before I go to sleep. 1.00

02:43:34.000 Jeremy Stevens. 1.00

02:43:35.000 What a fucking win. 1.00

02:43:37.000 That motherfucker. 1.00

02:43:38.000 Powerful dad bod by DC on the side there. 1.00

02:43:40.000 Powerful Jeremy Stevens who's been on the Joe Rogan Experience.

02:43:45.000 It's tough on him.

02:43:45.000 Hen and Bravas?

02:43:46.000 No.

02:43:47.000 Jeremy Stephens has been on.

02:43:48.000 I'll have him on again anytime he wants.

02:43:50.000 Jeremy, open invitation.

02:43:52.000 Boom.

02:43:52.000 My dog.

02:43:54.000 What a big win.

02:43:55.000 Huge. 1.00

02:43:55.000 Huge fucking win. 1.00

02:43:56.000 Huge win. 0.99

02:43:57.000 Shut down one of the guys who was considered to be one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world just a year and a half ago. 0.99

02:44:02.000 Damn. 0.99

02:44:02.000 For TJ. That seems like forever ago. 0.99

02:44:04.000 Shit. 1.00

02:44:05.000 T.J. ate his lunch twice. 1.00

02:44:06.000 It is.

02:44:07.000 It is forever ago in the world of MMA. That's one of the weird things about this sport.

02:44:11.000 This sport is strange, man.

02:44:13.000 You're only as good as your last fight.

02:44:15.000 Well, you're only as good as your last training session.

02:44:17.000 You could have a bad training session and they'll go into a fight like, man, I don't even know.

02:44:23.000 There's certain guys that you can take on as training partners.

02:44:26.000 They could fuck up your confidence for a fight.

02:44:28.000 Because you can know there's a Rumble Johnson like that out there.

02:44:31.000 If you're some dude who trains light heavyweight at Black House, and you're training with Rumble all day, you're like, what am I doing?

02:44:37.000 Why am I doing this?

02:44:38.000 What, do I like concussions?

02:44:39.000 What am I doing? 1.00

02:44:40.000 I'm gonna learn, I'm gonna get better with this fucking dude who's like the freak of freaks. 1.00

02:44:45.000 Boom. 1.00

02:44:46.000 Boom.

02:44:47.000 Although, like, Anderson, that's what makes him so extraordinary, his dominance for so long.

02:44:52.000 And then he got knocked out once, and then broke his leg, and, well, he's still fighting.

02:44:57.000 Well, sometimes it ends.

02:44:58.000 Sometimes it ends.

02:44:59.000 Sometimes it's just over.

02:45:00.000 He's also 40. He's also 40. There's a hundred factors involved.

02:45:04.000 There's life.

02:45:06.000 There's psychology.

02:45:07.000 There's psychology.

02:45:09.000 There's also understanding who you are as a human being and how that gets distorted by massive amounts of fame and praise and adulation and love from your countrymen and from people around the world because you're the champion of the world and recognize, my opinion,

02:45:25.000 if you want to ask me, who's the greatest of all time, I will always say Anderson Silva.

02:45:29.000 No doubt.

02:45:29.000 I think Anderson Silva's the greatest MMA fighter.

02:45:32.000 Finished everybody.

02:45:33.000 He's the best.

02:45:35.000 Beat the best.

02:45:36.000 He did things.

02:45:37.000 Finished everybody.

02:45:37.000 Everybody.

02:45:37.000 He did things during the apex of the prime of MMA that nobody had been able to do before.

02:45:44.000 He just was a monster, man.

02:45:46.000 When he was with the Vitor knockout, the front kick to the face. 0.96

02:45:49.000 I was in person.

02:45:50.000 It was life-changing.

02:45:52.000 Oh my god.

02:45:53.000 Nate Marquardt.

02:45:54.000 Dude.

02:45:55.000 I mean, everybody.

02:45:56.000 Everybody.

02:45:56.000 Oh my god, dude.

02:45:57.000 Everybody. 0.99

02:45:58.000 He was a monster. 0.97

02:45:58.000 James Irvin. 0.97

02:45:59.000 How about the Forrest Griffin fight? 1.00

02:46:01.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 0.99

02:46:02.000 When he went full matrix? 1.00

02:46:03.000 Jesus Christ.

02:46:04.000 You talking about full matrix?

02:46:04.000 Full matrix.

02:46:05.000 Jesus Christ.

02:46:06.000 Boom.

02:46:07.000 What was this coming up part?

02:46:08.000 Chris Lieben.

02:46:10.000 Even the first wife fight, but not for me.

02:46:12.000 So that was an interesting fight for me, because that was a fight where I was telling everybody that worked for the UFC. I was like, do you understand what you have acquired?

02:46:20.000 I'm like, you've acquired, in my opinion, the baddest motherfucker in this division. 0.99

02:46:24.000 Like, do you understand how good this guy is? 0.99

02:46:26.000 But he wasn't that dominant in Japan before that.

02:46:28.000 Oh, but it didn't matter. 1.00

02:46:29.000 He's still a motherfucker. 1.00

02:46:29.000 It didn't matter. 1.00

02:46:30.000 Wait, who are you talking about?

02:46:32.000 Anderson?

02:46:32.000 Anderson.

02:46:32.000 When Anderson came over to the UFC, I was adamant.

02:46:35.000 I'm like, you guys have a guy who, when I watch movement, I watch the way guys move. 0.99

02:46:40.000 I'm like, this guy can do some shit. 1.00

02:46:42.000 He can do some shit. 1.00

02:46:43.000 Was he just so much faster than most guys? 1.00

02:46:45.000 His Muay Thai, man.

02:46:46.000 He moved different.

02:46:47.000 His Muay Thai is just like super, super high level.

02:46:50.000 There he is up there.

02:46:51.000 This is Anderson versus Forrest Griffin.

02:46:53.000 Look at that behind you.

02:46:54.000 This is Anderson in his prime.

02:46:56.000 And by the way, light heavyweight fight for a guy who's 20 pounds less as a champion.

02:47:02.000 And this is just an opportunity for Anderson to fight and not have to cut weight.

02:47:06.000 And in Brazil.

02:47:08.000 Was this Brazil?

02:47:09.000 Yeah.

02:47:09.000 Against Forrest?

02:47:10.000 Yeah, same card, because I fought Nogueira that night.

02:47:12.000 Pretty sure.

02:47:13.000 Am I right on that?

02:47:13.000 Why do I feel like this is Vegas?

02:47:15.000 God, you might be right, Joe.

02:47:16.000 I feel like this is Mandalay Bay.

02:47:20.000 Oh, that's right, because...

02:47:21.000 I feel like this is Vegas.

02:47:23.000 I don't think this is Brazil.

02:47:25.000 Janie, find out, please.

02:47:26.000 Young Janie.

02:47:27.000 Because maybe Shogun fought Forrest in Brazil?

02:47:29.000 Yes, he did.

02:47:30.000 That's right, right?

02:47:30.000 Yes, he did.

02:47:31.000 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of, Joe.

02:47:32.000 Yes, he did.

02:47:32.000 My bad.

02:47:33.000 But when Anderson accidentally eye-poked or something?

02:47:36.000 Then he does the major...

02:47:37.000 This is in Vegas.

02:47:38.000 You're right, Joe.

02:47:39.000 He opens him up and just relaxes, and Anderson was really good at figuring out your timing and lulling you to sleep with a false sense of security, and then out of nowhere he would just drop bombs on you.

02:47:52.000 But then he took it to another level.

02:47:54.000 Yeah.

02:47:55.000 Well, this was the fight.

02:47:58.000 I think with Weidman, Weidman took him down early and threatened him with a knee bar, and I think he was really worried about the ground game.

02:48:04.000 It was actually in Philadelphia.

02:48:05.000 It was in Philly.

02:48:06.000 Thank you, Jamie.

02:48:06.000 Good God.

02:48:07.000 Look at him.

02:48:09.000 Boom.

02:48:10.000 And, you know...

02:48:11.000 Forrest is in trouble.

02:48:12.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99

02:48:13.000 Forrest shook his head like, God damn it. 0.98

02:48:14.000 Forrest is every bit of 6'4", at least. 0.99

02:48:17.000 He's huge.

02:48:18.000 235. He's a big boy.

02:48:19.000 Yeah.

02:48:19.000 Long arms.

02:48:21.000 He's a light heavyweight champ.

02:48:22.000 That's right.

02:48:22.000 He beat Rampage well.

02:48:27.000 Close fight.

02:48:27.000 I don't know what that means.

02:48:28.000 Close fight.

02:48:29.000 I was at that fight, though.

02:48:30.000 It was kind of cool.

02:48:31.000 Were you?

02:48:32.000 Yes, I was.

02:48:32.000 I was right.

02:48:33.000 I was with you.

02:48:34.000 Oh, okay.

02:48:35.000 Uh-huh.

02:48:36.000 Uh-huh.

02:48:36.000 Oh, look at this.

02:48:37.000 Look at this.

02:48:38.000 Another going out.

02:48:38.000 That's what I'm going to start doing when I spot him.

02:48:41.000 Yeah, when he gets mad, I'm mad at Anderson.

02:48:44.000 I don't know why I got mad.

02:48:45.000 Look at how he moves his head, though.

02:48:47.000 Yeah, it's almost like Anderson got upset about. 1.00

02:48:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:48:51.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:48:52.000 Matrix!

02:48:53.000 Oh, he's beating him up now, man.

02:48:54.000 That was the Matrix right there.

02:48:55.000 Slow motion? 0.99

02:48:56.000 You've never seen some shit like that. 1.00

02:48:57.000 He ramped it up. 1.00

02:48:57.000 It's like he got mad. 1.00

02:48:58.000 Some Roy Jones shit. 1.00

02:49:00.000 He got mad at Forrest. 1.00

02:49:01.000 I wonder what the fuck happened, man. 1.00

02:49:03.000 For being white. 1.00

02:49:03.000 Oh, man. 1.00

02:49:04.000 White anger. 0.71

02:49:05.000 Excuse me. 0.93

02:49:06.000 The only difference between a white man and a black man is like this. 0.99

02:49:09.000 One man needs more sun for vitamin D. I'm mad at white people. 1.00

02:49:12.000 I'm mad at white people and I'm white. 0.99

02:49:14.000 Me too. 0.99

02:49:15.000 Uh-oh.

02:49:16.000 Uh-oh.

02:49:17.000 Uh-oh.

02:49:18.000 Anderson blocking those.

02:49:19.000 Look at him blocking those shots.

02:49:21.000 He's so loose. 1.00

02:49:22.000 Don't bring that shit into my fucking ring. 1.00

02:49:24.000 Well, Forrest pulled back on a round kick. 1.00

02:49:26.000 Look at him.

02:49:27.000 He realized how slow Forrest is.

02:49:29.000 There it is.

02:49:29.000 Oh, that right hand.

02:49:31.000 And that's it.

02:49:32.000 Life force spread out like that.

02:49:34.000 That's a wrap, please.

02:49:36.000 Enough is enough. 0.99

02:49:37.000 You know who talks shit on white people the best? 1.00

02:49:39.000 Me. 1.00

02:49:39.000 Joey. 1.00

02:49:40.000 Oh, Joey does, yeah. 1.00

02:49:43.000 He's the best at talking shit about everything. 1.00

02:49:46.000 Fucking white people. 1.00

02:49:48.000 What did you think you want to do? 1.00

02:49:49.000 This fucking guy's been living in the jungle. 1.00

02:49:51.000 He's been dogging jaguars. 1.00

02:49:53.000 Jaguars are eating crocodiles. 1.00

02:49:55.000 This motherfucker's hitting him with a right hook. 1.00

02:49:58.000 Heel hooking him. 1.00

02:49:59.000 Fucking white people. 1.00

02:50:00.000 He's heel hooking flamingos in the fucking Everglades. 1.00

02:50:04.000 Alameda, Alameda is a bad mama. 1.00

02:50:05.000 Fucking white people, you think you're going to take your centrum multivitamin once a day? 1.00

02:50:09.000 Get the fuck out of here! 1.00

02:50:11.000 He's eating acai and he's getting steroids shot into the hole in his dick with a turkey baster! 1.00

02:50:20.000 Stupid! 1.00

02:50:22.000 I'll give him three stars of death. 1.00

02:50:24.000 Three stars of death.

02:50:25.000 There's a photo from Joey's Twitter.

02:50:28.000 I retweeted it yesterday.

02:50:30.000 He says, come on, Pittsburgh, who wants to meet the devil?

02:50:34.000 And it's in his hotel room.

02:50:36.000 He's got mushrooms and these stars of death, which I think these stars, the pot gummy stars, are like 500 milligrams of THC. Look at that fucking photograph. 0.99

02:50:48.000 That is 2,000 milligrams of THC and at least 3 grams of mushrooms. 1.00

02:50:54.000 Are you ready to see the devil? 1.00

02:50:57.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:50:59.000 That's a Thursday night film. 1.00

02:51:00.000 Mushrooms and stars of death.

02:51:03.000 Mushrooms and stars of death.

02:51:04.000 And that's how he's living.

02:51:05.000 That's the name of an album.

02:51:06.000 He doesn't take mushrooms before he performs.

02:51:09.000 Of course he does. 1.00

02:51:10.000 You shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:51:11.000 Oh my god, you hurt my feelings. 1.00

02:51:13.000 That's a little bit.

02:51:14.000 What?

02:51:16.000 That's a little bit.

02:51:16.000 I got a piece for the main event.

02:51:18.000 Stop it.

02:51:18.000 But that is an amazing picture.

02:51:20.000 More wine, please.

02:51:21.000 Is that on his Twitter?

02:51:22.000 Yes.

02:51:23.000 I retweeted it.

02:51:24.000 I have another bottle, but it turned.

02:51:26.000 That's a very good action. 0.99

02:51:28.000 Pour that turned shit in my glass. 0.99

02:51:30.000 Turned. 1.00

02:51:31.000 You're so gross. 1.00

02:51:32.000 You're so gross with your wine. 1.00

02:51:34.000 Turn that up. 0.99

02:51:35.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:51:35.000 Turn it up!

02:51:36.000 That's good.

02:51:37.000 It's just different.

02:51:38.000 Let's get your job off the turnt line. 1.00

02:51:39.000 Go ahead and get involved. 1.00

02:51:40.000 Look at that fucking photo. 1.00

02:51:42.000 Pittsburgh, are you ready to see the devil? 1.00

02:51:44.000 The improv at 7 and 9 p.m. 1.00

02:51:48.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:51:49.000 Look at that. 0.99

02:51:50.000 I'm sorry, Bubba.

02:51:51.000 I'm sorry.

02:51:51.000 Come on, Bubba.

02:51:52.000 He's the best. 1.00

02:51:52.000 You don't have to suck my dick, but... 1.00

02:51:53.000 Oh, by the way... 1.00

02:51:54.000 Eddie's a junkie. 1.00

02:51:55.000 I'll suck your dick. 1.00

02:51:56.000 Joey Diaz will be here on Tuesday. 1.00

02:51:59.000 Joey Diaz will be here Tuesday. 0.99

02:52:02.000 Hey, you fucks. 1.00

02:52:04.000 I'll be in St. Louis June 9th, 10th, and 11th at Helium Comedy Club, you fucks. 1.00

02:52:08.000 No, I didn't say that. 0.99

02:52:10.000 That was Jamie.

02:52:11.000 Hey, you guys, this is Jamie.

02:52:13.000 Brian's going to be in Helium Comedy Club at St. Louis.

02:52:15.000 I heard St. Louis is a rough joint, dude.

02:52:18.000 Really?

02:52:19.000 Killian?

02:52:19.000 No, St. Louis.

02:52:21.000 Oh.

02:52:21.000 I've been there.

02:52:22.000 It's nice.

02:52:23.000 It's rough.

02:52:24.000 Come on, man.

02:52:24.000 What's his name from there?

02:52:25.000 Who's that rapper?

02:52:26.000 Everyone's getting crazy.

02:52:27.000 Nelly. 1.00

02:52:28.000 Yeah, fucking Nelly's my boy. 1.00

02:52:30.000 Hey, Brian. 1.00

02:52:31.000 With that girl behind us, do you think that girl understands the cameras on her?

02:52:34.000 Right behind Justin Buchholz?

02:52:36.000 She's fantastic. 1.00

02:52:37.000 She's looking at Cody going, I'd let him fuck my mouth. 1.00

02:52:39.000 Yes. 1.00

02:52:39.000 I'm sure she's not a pro. 1.00

02:52:41.000 What are you trying to say, bros?

02:52:43.000 I didn't say anything.

02:52:44.000 Just because a girl's a good-looking girl. 1.00

02:52:46.000 That's all I meant.

02:52:47.000 That's all I meant.

02:52:47.000 A professional hot girl.

02:52:50.000 But meanwhile, if there was a guy, okay, that was standing back there and that was looking at a stud woman that's like the female equivalent to Cody, that'd be like a natural thing to say. 1.00

02:52:59.000 Too many tattoos.

02:53:00.000 Cody, too many tattoos, of course.

02:53:02.000 Of course too many tattoos.

02:53:03.000 No, no, no.

02:53:05.000 That's how you attract a certain type of female. 1.00

02:53:07.000 Is that true?

02:53:07.000 Of course.

02:53:08.000 Cody, Cody, the neck. 1.00

02:53:09.000 Girls like dangerous shit. 1.00

02:53:10.000 The neck. 1.00

02:53:11.000 Some girls like dangerous shit. 1.00

02:53:12.000 They like it. 1.00

02:53:13.000 You know what? 1.00

02:53:14.000 He's so good looking, he could do that shit. 1.00

02:53:16.000 Oh, he's a dynasty. 1.00

02:53:16.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00

02:53:17.000 He could put a tattoo right on his face.

02:53:18.000 Oh, he's first team.

02:53:19.000 He's first team.

02:53:20.000 Alan Jobin's the captain.

02:53:22.000 Luke Rockhold's co-captain.

02:53:23.000 He's very cute.

02:53:25.000 He's a little short to be.

02:53:26.000 Luke Rockhold is the captain.

02:53:27.000 No way.

02:53:28.000 You're wrong.

02:53:28.000 He's taller.

02:53:29.000 He wins.

02:53:29.000 Alan Jobin is with Versace.

02:53:31.000 No, it doesn't matter.

02:53:32.000 Luke's taller.

02:53:33.000 Luke could be with Versace, too.

02:53:34.000 You gotta put height in there.

02:53:35.000 He seeks it out.

02:53:36.000 No, he can't.

02:53:36.000 He don't have the face structure.

02:53:37.000 He's too legit to even be signed.

02:53:40.000 That's aggressive.

02:53:41.000 You know Yes, I'm saying he's too legit to be signed.

02:53:44.000 I agree with you.

02:53:45.000 What's signed?

02:53:45.000 Once you get signed by a modeling agent, then you're a model.

02:53:48.000 If you're just as good looking and you're not signed, you're more legit.

02:53:51.000 I agree with you.

02:53:52.000 What?

02:53:53.000 I think Joban's more legit.

02:53:55.000 No!

02:53:56.000 No!

02:53:56.000 Hey guys, we don't talk about anything, huh?

02:54:01.000 We're all fucking idiots. 1.00

02:54:03.000 What if he's so hot that he got the tattoos on his neck to keep the girls at bay and shit? 1.00

02:54:08.000 So he's gay? 1.00

02:54:09.000 No, he's just like, shit, there's too many. 1.00

02:54:11.000 I gotta do something. 1.00

02:54:12.000 No guy's ever said that.

02:54:13.000 You never know.

02:54:15.000 What's going on?

02:54:16.000 What's going on?

02:54:17.000 What's going on...

02:54:18.000 Why do we have to go there that's not right?

02:54:21.000 What's going on is he's trying to get a specific quality of female.

02:54:26.000 I'm married.

02:54:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:54:27.000 We can't do this.

02:54:28.000 He's tired of women that are looking for some sort of long-term, serious commitment. 1.00

02:54:33.000 So you tattoo on your neck.

02:54:34.000 Morals and religious beliefs.

02:54:36.000 So your neck tattoo and only drags in the freaks. 1.00

02:54:40.000 He's got some tits on him. 1.00

02:54:41.000 Bro, I saw Joban. 1.00

02:54:42.000 Giant poster.

02:54:43.000 New York.

02:54:43.000 New York City.

02:54:44.000 Him.

02:54:45.000 Shirt off.

02:54:45.000 Jesus.

02:54:46.000 Handsome man.

02:54:47.000 Beautiful man.

02:54:48.000 Oh, we're talking Billboard, son.

02:54:50.000 Versace.

02:54:51.000 What?

02:54:52.000 Really? 1.00

02:54:53.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:54:53.000 Brian, why are you scared of weed? 1.00

02:54:55.000 No, I'm not, guys.

02:54:56.000 I'll do it if you're friendly with me.

02:54:58.000 Well, Brendan just reached for it and he put it out.

02:55:01.000 I will, too.

02:55:01.000 And I'll do jiu-jitsu, too, from now on.

02:55:03.000 I'm sorry.

02:55:04.000 I thought you guys were done.

02:55:06.000 I keep going back to Joban. 1.00

02:55:07.000 You're fucking crazy thinking anyone's on that level. 0.99

02:55:09.000 I like how you're trying to distract the conversation. 1.00

02:55:12.000 Luke has got him beat.

02:55:13.000 Nobody has Ronaldo beat. 0.99

02:55:15.000 You're crazy. 0.98

02:55:15.000 Nobody has Ronaldo beat. 0.98

02:55:16.000 Joban looks like Ronaldo.

02:55:18.000 Not quite. 0.94

02:55:19.000 This conversation got way too gay for me. 0.90

02:55:21.000 I'm with you.

02:55:21.000 And I'm way too serious about it.

02:55:23.000 I'm way too serious about it. 1.00

02:55:24.000 All this talk and no emotion, that's bullshit. 1.00

02:55:26.000 Dude, look at him there. 1.00

02:55:27.000 Look at him there.

02:55:27.000 I'm with you.

02:55:28.000 You guys are whack.

02:55:29.000 Joban's a beautiful man.

02:55:31.000 We gotta be a little better about talking over each other.

02:55:33.000 I know I keep saying this.

02:55:35.000 Where's the lotion?

02:55:36.000 I'm as guilty as everybody.

02:55:38.000 You're the lonely voice in the wilderness.

02:55:40.000 He keeps bringing us back.

02:55:41.000 Because I'm the one who has to read the tweets.

02:55:43.000 You're right. 1.00

02:55:44.000 No, but we're talking about Joe Baird's ass. 0.99

02:55:46.000 Listen, this is the most beautiful thing ever. 0.99

02:55:48.000 I think we're all working together to create a piece of art.

02:55:50.000 We just gotta be real careful about stomping on each other's words.

02:55:54.000 A piece of art. 1.00

02:55:55.000 A turkey baster of steroids in somebody's dick. 1.00

02:55:57.000 It's okay when you're talking about gay shit. 1.00

02:55:59.000 It's okay. 1.00

02:55:59.000 It's not even gay. 1.00

02:56:00.000 Joe Bann's a good looking dude.

02:56:01.000 I think he's first team.

02:56:02.000 How about Thomas Almeida?

02:56:04.000 He's married, bro.

02:56:04.000 How many times I gotta tell you he's married?

02:56:06.000 Thomas Almeida's not a bad looking fella either.

02:56:08.000 How dare you? 1.00

02:56:09.000 Almeida is a killer. 1.00

02:56:10.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:56:11.000 Come on, man.

02:56:12.000 He looks like Adele next to Joe Bann.

02:56:14.000 How dare you? 1.00

02:56:15.000 How fucking dare you? 0.99

02:56:17.000 With all due respect, the guy's a great looking guy. 0.99

02:56:21.000 Exactly what they're looking for.

02:56:23.000 Hey, man, listen, he's a twink. 0.99

02:56:25.000 He's called a twink in the gay community. 1.00

02:56:26.000 This kid is a fucking savage. 1.00

02:56:27.000 Yes, he is. 1.00

02:56:28.000 Thomas Almeida is a goddamn savage. 1.00

02:56:29.000 He's gonna win this fight. 1.00

02:56:30.000 Tough fight for Garbrandt.

02:56:31.000 Oh, Brian, with this nonsense of winning.

02:56:33.000 What did you say about the last fight?

02:56:34.000 You were wrong, correct?

02:56:35.000 No, I was baiting you guys, but here's the thing.

02:56:38.000 He's going to win this fight.

02:56:39.000 He certainly can win.

02:56:41.000 But you know what?

02:56:41.000 Cody can win too.

02:56:42.000 Both these guys are undefeated.

02:56:44.000 Almeida's the favorite.

02:56:45.000 Almeida's got 22 fights.

02:56:46.000 Of course he is.

02:56:47.000 But let me tell you something.

02:56:48.000 Brad Pickett stunned Almeida.

02:56:51.000 And he stunned him and hurt him with a left hook. 0.74

02:56:54.000 Pickett's a great boxer.

02:56:55.000 That's true.

02:56:55.000 It's true.

02:56:56.000 But, I'm telling you, Cody Garbrandt, I believe at this stage of his career in life, he's only 24 years old, he's faster and more dangerous with his hands.

02:57:05.000 He also hits harder than anyone at 135. Yes.

02:57:07.000 Because of his boxing background.

02:57:09.000 Yes, he has a very strong boxing background.

02:57:11.000 So, if Cody can impose his boxing skills in a similar manner to what Brad Pickett did, we might see some interesting results.

02:57:19.000 By interesting, you mean KO. But I'm telling you, this guy's hard to take out.

02:57:23.000 He's a goddamn savage. 1.00

02:57:24.000 This fucking kid, Thomas Almeida, is something super special. 1.00

02:57:28.000 He takes hits, though, Joe. 1.00

02:57:30.000 But he comes back.

02:57:32.000 He's never fought against... 0.99

02:57:34.000 Brad Pickett hits fucking hard, man. 0.99

02:57:37.000 He didn't punch. 0.99

02:57:38.000 Brad Pickett dropped him, and Almeida came back and knocked him out with a flying knee KO in the next round. 0.99

02:57:44.000 We're about to watch some crazy epic shit that could... 0.95

02:57:48.000 Easily be a world championship fight. 0.99

02:57:52.000 Easily.

02:57:52.000 Maybe Garbrand is a year away from world championship caliber.

02:57:57.000 He wins this, he's off to the races.

02:57:59.000 You beat No.

02:57:59.000 8 undefeated?

02:58:00.000 Yes.

02:58:01.000 And you look like that?

02:58:02.000 Cody is, in my opinion, a year, a year and a half away from fighting for a title.

02:58:07.000 I agree.

02:58:08.000 Which means it could happen tomorrow.

02:58:10.000 Hey, name the last guy who was on rank to lead a main event that wasn't a legend.

02:58:15.000 Well, what is Cody's ranking at all?

02:58:18.000 He's not ranked.

02:58:18.000 He's not in the top 15. He's certainly dangerous, and he certainly comes from a really good team.

02:58:22.000 He's a team alpha male guy.

02:58:24.000 They've got a long history of success.

02:58:25.000 He's a knockout artist.

02:58:26.000 He's a knockout artist.

02:58:27.000 He has awesome hands.

02:58:28.000 How tall is he?

02:58:30.000 I think he's 5'8".

02:58:31.000 That's pretty tall.

02:58:32.000 That's not short.

02:58:33.000 5'8", yeah.

02:58:34.000 5'8", 5'8", is tall enough.

02:58:36.000 5'8", is tall enough.

02:58:38.000 5'8", is tall enough.

02:58:40.000 Almeida's 5'7".

02:58:41.000 21-0. 0.84

02:58:42.000 Almeida's a gangster, dude.

02:58:44.000 He's so solid.

02:58:45.000 I like Garbrandt, man. 0.99

02:58:46.000 We're about to watch some fucking technical martial arts chaos. 0.99

02:58:51.000 That's what we're about to watch. 1.00

02:58:53.000 You can watch Garbrandt sock him in the face. 0.99

02:58:55.000 You might watch that, or you might watch Almeida hit him with a fucking switched knee as he's coming in. 0.99

02:59:00.000 You might watch some leg kicks that take... 0.99

02:59:03.000 Cody Garbrandt out of the game.

02:59:05.000 It's all dependent upon approach.

02:59:07.000 This is guessing and theoretical ideas.

02:59:11.000 It's theoretical that if Cody keeps it on the feet and sprawls and brawls, he wins.

02:59:17.000 But that doesn't necessarily mean it's true.

02:59:20.000 Kevin Randleman knocked out Mirko Krokop with a left hook.

02:59:24.000 Yeah, I mean, this is a crazy game we're about to watch.

02:59:27.000 I mean, this is as crazy a game as people play. 0.79

02:59:30.000 Throw my bones at you with all my might. 0.99

02:59:35.000 That's it? 1.00

02:59:36.000 The same kind of power that produces a 90-plus mile-an-hour fastball, and I'm gonna stuff it into your fucking lips. 1.00

02:59:43.000 The game is shutting you off. 1.00

02:59:45.000 That's the game, yeah.

02:59:47.000 Make you quit or shut you off.

02:59:49.000 Uh-oh, uh-oh!

02:59:49.000 Capuera!

02:59:50.000 Capuera in the house! 1.00

02:59:51.000 Capuera in the fucking house! 1.00

02:59:52.000 Cody opens up with one of those crazy roundhouse games where you touch the ground. 1.00

02:59:55.000 It's called a Capuera roundhouse, damn it. 0.98

02:59:57.000 Here's the problem with that. 0.99

02:59:58.000 You probably shouldn't be able to touch the ground on purpose and then punch a guy with that same hand without the referee wiping it off.

03:00:03.000 Oh my god, Joe, come on.

03:00:05.000 No, if you go to the ground in boxing, they wipe your hands off.

03:00:08.000 You ever notice that?

03:00:09.000 They wipe your hands off? 0.99

03:00:09.000 What's that fucking tattoo on the back? 0.99

03:00:11.000 Is that a rose on the back of his mat? 0.99

03:00:12.000 Because there's a bunch of people walking.

03:00:14.000 Like, the referee walks through the arena and then uses those same shoes as walking around on his mat.

03:00:20.000 I say make him wash his feet.

03:00:22.000 I say, um...

03:00:23.000 Think how many people are in the ring, though, in between.

03:00:24.000 Baby wipes.

03:00:25.000 Yeah.

03:00:25.000 Oh, hey, hey, hey.

03:00:26.000 What happened?

03:00:27.000 I like that part.

03:00:28.000 Oh, my God.

03:00:28.000 We lost power.

03:00:29.000 Hey, Fox Sports 1. Oh, wow.

03:00:31.000 Came back.

03:00:31.000 Calm down, everybody.

03:00:32.000 What was that, Jamie?

03:00:32.000 Calm down.

03:00:33.000 No ideas?

03:00:33.000 No big deal.

03:00:34.000 No big deal.

03:00:35.000 Shut us down.

03:00:36.000 Scary.

03:00:36.000 Cody Garbrandt with the left hook.

03:00:38.000 Garbrandt.

03:00:39.000 See, the thing is, every fight when it's dangerous starts off with hands because you don't feel comfortable enough to start throwing kicks unless you're some crazy Muay Thai-style kicking expert where it's a part of your natural thing. 1.00

03:00:53.000 Damn, Garbrandt's killer. 0.94

03:00:54.000 But guys who are straight up MMA fighters, they tend to favor hands when they're nervous. 0.99

03:00:59.000 So when you're favoring hands, Garbrandt's got a pretty fucking nice advantage over a large percentage of the people he's faced so far.

03:01:08.000 Especially with his boxing background.

03:01:09.000 Joe, wouldn't you say most guys favor grappling in the beginning?

03:01:12.000 There's a little bit of that, but there's also hands before kicks.

03:01:16.000 Garbrandt's got some speed. 1.00

03:01:17.000 Fuck, he's got speed. 0.99

03:01:19.000 And Almeida likes to throw knees and likes to throw kicks, but he might get conservative in his approach because of the fact that Garbrandt's hands are so good that he doesn't want to open himself up to like... 0.99

03:01:31.000 He probably considered straight right counters to right leg kicks.

03:01:36.000 Look how heavy Garbrandt is on the front leg.

03:01:39.000 I would assume that he's ready for a straight right hand counter.

03:01:41.000 Dude, how quick are his right leg kicks too?

03:01:44.000 Look at his hands.

03:01:44.000 How quick...

03:01:45.000 His hands are lightning fast.

03:01:47.000 Yes they are.

03:01:48.000 His right leg kick is really fast, too, man.

03:01:50.000 It's not just his hand.

03:01:51.000 Oh! 0.60

03:01:51.000 That left arm! 0.60

03:01:52.000 The man is in trouble!

03:01:53.000 Oh! 0.60

03:01:53.000 He's in big trouble! 0.60

03:01:54.000 Oh! 0.60

03:01:54.000 Cody! 0.60

03:01:55.000 Oh, man!

03:01:56.000 Cody garb brants all over him!

03:01:59.000 Relaxed, too.

03:01:59.000 Only eight fights.

03:02:00.000 What's up?

03:02:01.000 Right hand!

03:02:01.000 Jesus.

03:02:02.000 Look at this killer! 0.93

03:02:04.000 How good is that neck tattoo look if he wins?

03:02:07.000 Yeah, what's up now, Brian?

03:02:08.000 That's an apple, son.

03:02:09.000 Nah, he's bathing him, he's bathing him.

03:02:11.000 He's playing possum, playing possum.

03:02:13.000 That's a pair of plums on his neck. 1.00

03:02:14.000 Damn, Almeida can take a punch, guys. 1.00

03:02:16.000 He can get a star right below his eye if he wins. 1.00

03:02:20.000 100%. 1.00

03:02:20.000 If Almeida can take a punch, look at his shit. 1.00

03:02:22.000 Did you see him just take that beating in his state standing there? 1.00

03:02:24.000 This is crazy.

03:02:25.000 Someone's going out, son.

03:02:26.000 Someone's going out early, son.

03:02:28.000 Cody's teeing off on him, man.

03:02:30.000 Cody's getting a little reckless.

03:02:31.000 Stay control, buddy.

03:02:32.000 Doesn't matter.

03:02:32.000 It looks like...

03:02:33.000 Oh! 0.60

03:02:33.000 Oh, my God. 0.60

03:02:34.000 Boom! 1.00

03:02:35.000 What's up, bitch? 1.00

03:02:36.000 Cody nailed him! 1.00

03:02:37.000 It's over, baby!

03:02:38.000 That's it!

03:02:39.000 Oh, my God, Cody.

03:02:40.000 Huge win. 1.00

03:02:41.000 Cody is legit as fuck. 0.99

03:02:42.000 You up on top ten now. 1.00

03:02:44.000 Hey, you fucks, that vote. 1.00

03:02:45.000 Legit as fuck. 1.00

03:02:45.000 He just beat number eight. 1.00

03:02:46.000 He's undefeated.

03:02:47.000 I told you. 1.00

03:02:47.000 I told you, fuckers. 1.00

03:02:48.000 He didn't just beat him. 1.00

03:02:49.000 He took him out in the first round. 1.00

03:02:51.000 Hey, you Cheeto finger fucks. 1.00

03:02:53.000 Rank him. 0.99

03:02:54.000 Brian, didn't you say that you were rooting for, didn't you?

03:02:57.000 Who?

03:02:58.000 Me?

03:02:59.000 Thomas? 0.99

03:03:00.000 No, I've been a Garbrandt fan since fucking 90, 96. Wait a minute, did you say Almeida for sure was going to win? 0.95

03:03:06.000 No, dude, and since 2011, he's been my boy.

03:03:09.000 I was watching this kid wrestle. 0.95

03:03:12.000 Cody's in hell. 1.00

03:03:13.000 I told you, fucks. 1.00

03:03:14.000 Hard to say that at 35, son. 1.00

03:03:15.000 Oh my god, look at this.

03:03:17.000 Beautiful.

03:03:18.000 Dude!

03:03:19.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:21.000 He grew up boxing.

03:03:22.000 Dude, the technique, though, even with the grounded pound going right to the hammer fist. 0.94

03:03:26.000 Look at his power.

03:03:27.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:29.000 Oh, my God.

03:03:30.000 It's beautiful.

03:03:31.000 That was fake.

03:03:32.000 It's beautiful. 0.99

03:03:34.000 What a fucking huge win, man. 0.99

03:03:35.000 It's beautiful. 0.99

03:03:36.000 Good for him.

03:03:37.000 To me, that's like a mountain covered in snow with a sunrise.

03:03:40.000 Good God. 1.00

03:03:40.000 Yeah, that shit was great. 1.00

03:03:42.000 It definitely has visual triggers, like porn. 1.00

03:03:45.000 It's right up there with the ass-to-waste ratio. 0.99

03:03:47.000 Yep. 0.99

03:03:47.000 Well... 0.99

03:03:48.000 Damn. 1.00

03:03:49.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

03:03:50.000 That's beautiful. 1.00

03:03:51.000 I respect that.

03:03:54.000 I have to strongly disagree.

03:03:56.000 Eddie is so high he can barely open his eyes.

03:03:58.000 Let's shut this off.

03:04:00.000 Shut this off.

03:04:02.000 I don't want to watch anymore.

03:04:04.000 I've had enough violence.

03:04:05.000 I've had enough violence. 1.00

03:04:08.000 Garbrandt doing the damn thing. 0.99

03:04:10.000 Good stuff, guys. 0.99

03:04:11.000 My favorite fight at 35, son. 0.99

03:04:12.000 God damn, he looked good tonight. 0.99

03:04:14.000 This was like a coming out party for Garbrandt. 0.99

03:04:16.000 He's not ranked.

03:04:17.000 They give him undefeated, 21-0, 8th ranked guy in the world, and he starches.

03:04:21.000 Well, not 21-0.

03:04:23.000 He's lost two fights in a row.

03:04:25.000 No.

03:04:26.000 Well, what do you mean?

03:04:28.000 You're not talking about tonight.

03:04:29.000 I'm talking about tonight.

03:04:30.000 Well, Henan Burrell was lost a couple of times.

03:04:32.000 I'm not talking about Henan Burrell.

03:04:33.000 I was talking about Cody Garbrandt and the Almeida fight.

03:04:37.000 Almeida's undefeated.

03:04:38.000 He hasn't lost.

03:04:38.000 My bad.

03:04:39.000 I'm confused.

03:04:39.000 I got baffled.

03:04:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:04:41.000 Well, Cody did.

03:04:42.000 You gotta rank him.

03:04:43.000 Yeah, what Cody did tonight was, like, impose his skills in a way that I don't think you've ever seen him do before.

03:04:51.000 That was, like, the best version of all of his combinations.

03:04:54.000 He's a coming out party.

03:04:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:04:57.000 He's a coming out party.

03:04:58.000 He's a star now.

03:04:59.000 He's a good-looking dude.

03:05:00.000 All knockouts. 0.99

03:05:01.000 He looked so professional and calm in all that fire, in that fire range, in that fucking squadron of death range when you gotta... 0.98

03:05:08.000 He was so... 0.97

03:05:09.000 His eyes were so focused.

03:05:10.000 He was so relaxed. 0.96

03:05:11.000 And I don't know shit about striking. 0.95

03:05:13.000 But, I mean, he looked like Bruce Lee. 0.92

03:05:16.000 You know what?

03:05:16.000 This was a great card.

03:05:17.000 He looked like Bruce Lee.

03:05:18.000 This was a great card, not just because the match-ups were fun, but look what we had.

03:05:23.000 We had Jeremy Stephens beat Hennenborough. 0.95

03:05:26.000 I was like, wow, that was a big fucking win for Jeremy Stephens. 1.00

03:05:29.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:05:30.000 And then we had Cody Garbrandt take it to the totally next level. 0.99

03:05:34.000 So it was a perfect co-main and then main.

03:05:37.000 Like I said, big performance of the night.

03:05:39.000 Come on, man.

03:05:40.000 How are you going to do that?

03:05:41.000 I mean, it's also amazing that Hennon Burrell, who just two fights ago was the world champion.

03:05:47.000 And some said pound for pound, best for best in the world.

03:05:51.000 They were like weighing him in and out.

03:05:53.000 I was thinking he was number three.

03:05:54.000 I was like, it was Jon Jones.

03:05:56.000 I felt like, well, four.

03:05:58.000 I was like, because it was before Aldo got stopped by McGregor.

03:06:02.000 But Demetrius wasn't.

03:06:03.000 It was like a little bit below...

03:06:05.000 It's all subjective, but it was in the mix.

03:06:08.000 Hennon was definitely in the mix.

03:06:09.000 Top five for sure.

03:06:10.000 For sure.

03:06:11.000 And for all those people that were on the fence, all those people that were on the fence about a neck tattoo, boom, they got sidekicked over.

03:06:18.000 Bam! 0.98

03:06:19.000 They got boom!

03:06:20.000 I know, for sure.

03:06:21.000 For real.

03:06:22.000 I'm getting a neck tattoo.

03:06:23.000 But here's the thing.

03:06:24.000 I think this is important to talk about for all MMA fans.

03:06:28.000 There's an issue that keeps coming up.

03:06:30.000 With MMA and social media that I think people need to relax about. 1.00

03:06:34.000 Like, all of us, as friends, disagree about shit. 0.98

03:06:38.000 But we're not douchey about it. 0.97

03:06:40.000 Like, if you think that Hennon Burrell was going to be able to figure out a way to beat Jeremy Stevens, but I think that Jeremy Stevens' power and experience at 145 pounds is going to prevail, we don't have to be enemies.

03:06:51.000 But there's this weird thing going on.

03:06:53.000 If you say something, and I disagree with it, if that hits online, if two people disagree online, people assume that there's some sort of a horrible argument going on.

03:07:06.000 And they assume that there's some negativity.

03:07:10.000 And it gets mean.

03:07:13.000 You hate each other, but you know.

03:07:15.000 No.

03:07:16.000 Good friends disagree all the time.

03:07:17.000 But that's a tendency for people...

03:07:18.000 How many times have you and I... I mean, you're as close as a human being as I could be with you guys.

03:07:24.000 All of you guys.

03:07:24.000 You later in my life.

03:07:26.000 But all of us.

03:07:27.000 I'm still up there.

03:07:27.000 You're up there, dawg.

03:07:28.000 You know what I'm saying, dawg.

03:07:30.000 But you know what I'm saying? 1.00

03:07:31.000 How many times have we disagreed about shit? 0.99

03:07:33.000 Can we have a minute? 1.00

03:07:33.000 We've had some... 1.00

03:07:35.000 We've had some intense disagreements.

03:07:37.000 Yes.

03:07:37.000 We've had some intense disagreements, but through those disagreements, you learn to consider other people's perspectives.

03:07:43.000 Yeah, but online, Joe, they call it hating.

03:07:45.000 They'll say it's hating.

03:07:46.000 It's called critical thinking.

03:07:47.000 It's not hating.

03:07:48.000 Well, it doesn't mean...

03:07:49.000 It's critical thinking.

03:07:49.000 Listen, my love for both of you, and you too, my love for all of you, it doesn't change depending upon whether or not I agree with you or disagree with you.

03:07:57.000 Of course.

03:07:58.000 Exactly.

03:07:59.000 And the clearest example of that is the chemtrail issue.

03:08:03.000 LAUGHTER Yes, it is. 0.92

03:08:07.000 It's pretty goddamn clear. 0.93

03:08:09.000 You're so anti-Chemtrail, and I'm all about Chemtrail. 0.94

03:08:11.000 That doesn't matter.

03:08:14.000 This is what I really feel like.

03:08:16.000 I feel like it is entirely possible that at one point in time, they have experimented with spraying things in the air.

03:08:23.000 It's entirely not possible they do it all the time, and then they just scatter through the sky.

03:08:29.000 No one says all the time.

03:08:30.000 No one says all the time.

03:08:32.000 Or control the weather.

03:08:33.000 No one says all the time.

03:08:34.000 But then there's the issue of when jet engines actually go through condensation in the atmosphere.

03:08:41.000 No one said there isn't legit contrails.

03:08:43.000 It actually changes the temperature of the water getting sucked into the turbines.

03:08:48.000 It's heat!

03:08:49.000 It's heat!

03:08:49.000 It's like we didn't hear that!

03:08:51.000 Exactly!

03:08:51.000 Like we haven't heard that a million times!

03:08:53.000 It's the engine and the air!

03:08:55.000 I love you!

03:08:56.000 Eddie!

03:08:56.000 Eddie says costals!

03:08:58.000 You asked for this!

03:08:58.000 It's like, wait a minute!

03:08:59.000 You asked for this!

03:09:00.000 We've never heard this before.

03:09:01.000 Eddie, stay calm.

03:09:02.000 Are you trying to tell me that the engine has heat and then makes clouds?

03:09:10.000 Yes, Eddie.

03:09:11.000 Are you sure? 1.00

03:09:12.000 This motherfucker told me the other day that 9-11 was real. 1.00

03:09:16.000 What do you mean real? 1.00

03:09:17.000 Like it actually happened?

03:09:18.000 Yeah.

03:09:18.000 Well, I was here September 11th, and then I woke up September 12th, and I'm like, I'm pretty sure that was real.

03:09:24.000 I said, wait till Eddie gets here.

03:09:24.000 Hey, that was a hologram.

03:09:26.000 Those towers were a hologram. 1.00

03:09:27.000 That shit never existed. 1.00

03:09:29.000 Look in the scriptures. 1.00

03:09:30.000 Look in the scriptures.

03:09:31.000 They never talk about the Twin Towers.

03:09:33.000 That's right.

03:09:33.000 Winding him up.

03:09:35.000 Winding him up.

03:09:36.000 Winding him up.

03:09:37.000 Ladies and gentlemen, another episode of chaos.

03:09:40.000 Hey, you know you're doing the Riders on the Storm?

03:09:41.000 You know the craziest thing about the Riders on the Storm?

03:09:43.000 The craziest thing about the doors?

03:09:45.000 Do you know that Jim Morrison's dad orchestrated the Gulf of Tonkin? 0.99

03:09:49.000 Did you know fucking that? 0.99

03:09:50.000 No. 1.00

03:09:51.000 Wow.

03:09:51.000 That makes sense.

03:09:53.000 This is the craziest thing, and that's not a conspiracy.

03:09:57.000 Jamie?

03:10:08.000 Jim Morrison's dad orchestrated the Gulf of Tonkin.

03:10:11.000 Look at his dad.

03:10:14.000 It's true.

03:10:15.000 It's real.

03:10:15.000 It's not a conspiracy.

03:10:16.000 Did you write this Wikipedia page?

03:10:18.000 This is the problem with being friends with both Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo.

03:10:22.000 Occasionally they have solid points.

03:10:24.000 Check this out.

03:10:25.000 Check this out.

03:10:26.000 Check this out.

03:10:26.000 This is the craziest thing.

03:10:27.000 This is the tip of the iceberg.

03:10:29.000 It's true. 0.99

03:10:29.000 You want 90 seconds of the craziest shit that I'm into right now? 0.99

03:10:32.000 I want 120 minutes. 0.99

03:10:34.000 Listen, listen, real quick.

03:10:35.000 Real, real, real quick. 0.97

03:10:36.000 I gotta blaze through some shit really quick and you just gotta go and start. 0.97

03:10:40.000 Let me open my mind. 0.97

03:10:42.000 I'm opening my mind.

03:10:43.000 I'm opening my mind.

03:10:44.000 Okay, you gotta know that there's a woman named Kay Griggs who is married to a high-ranking Army Joint Chiefs of Staff Officer George Griggs.

03:10:54.000 General.

03:10:54.000 He's legit.

03:10:55.000 They were married, and she knows all about his life.

03:10:59.000 He was raised as an assassin.

03:11:01.000 He was a Navy SEAL. He was a CIA operative.

03:11:05.000 He was UN Special Forces.

03:11:07.000 UN. And then he became a high-ranking, this is not a conspiracy.

03:11:10.000 You talking about the movie Triple H? His name is George Griggs.

03:11:13.000 There's a shitload.

03:11:14.000 Did you just give us the plot to Triple X? Exactly.

03:11:18.000 Is that what he just did?

03:11:22.000 Let him finish.

03:11:24.000 You gotta know this.

03:11:27.000 There's a woman named Kay Griggs.

03:11:28.000 She was all in it, too.

03:11:32.000 There's an eight-hour interview of hers chopped up a million times this one chick. 0.99

03:11:38.000 You can believe it or not, maybe she's some crazy bitch, but let me take you through this. 1.00

03:11:42.000 She can be crazy, full of shit. 1.00

03:11:45.000 She's basically saying how the world is run based on her husband, who is high-ranking in army intelligence, real good friends with George Sr. Like, right there! 1.00

03:11:58.000 She was... 0.97

03:12:00.000 Basically is a whistleblower.

03:12:01.000 She's on, there's a one interview, eight hours, she goes off and she breaks it off.

03:12:06.000 And she basically, if you believe what she says, she basically says, the CIA, that's just a scapegoat. 0.98

03:12:12.000 They're not doing shit. 0.94

03:12:14.000 The people that are really running the world are army intelligence, naval intelligence, and air force intelligence. 0.97

03:12:19.000 She said, they're the ones, Kay Griggs, that's it.

03:12:22.000 There's the snitch.

03:12:22.000 She says, that's who's running the world.

03:12:26.000 They're all...

03:12:26.000 And what it's all about, it's all about gun-running and just selling arms.

03:12:33.000 It's all about, it's like mafia.

03:12:35.000 It's all high-ranking army intelligence, mafia, gun-running, drug-running.

03:12:39.000 They've always done it.

03:12:41.000 Her husband's part of it.

03:12:42.000 These assassins, they can... 1.00

03:12:45.000 And they're all Jews! 1.00

03:12:46.000 No, but if you believe that, okay, if you believe that, just let me take you through this. 1.00

03:12:49.000 So, she's saying army intelligence runs through all this shit, right? 0.98

03:12:53.000 So then you find out that... 0.99

03:12:56.000 You know that actor, rock star dude, Jared Leto?

03:12:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:13:00.000 You bet your sweet ass I do. 0.99

03:13:01.000 He bought, for $4 million, he bought, in the Laurel Canyon, in the Hollywood Hills, he bought a former, top secret, Air Force intelligence base. 0.99

03:13:11.000 Alright, you lost me on this.

03:13:12.000 It was there.

03:13:13.000 In Hollywood.

03:13:14.000 Yeah, I'm out.

03:13:15.000 In Laurel Canyon.

03:13:16.000 This is Brendan X and Al.

03:13:17.000 No, no, no.

03:13:18.000 Okay, I'm trying to tell you.

03:13:20.000 Let him come on, man.

03:13:20.000 This is how it connects to Jim Morrison.

03:13:22.000 I'm trying to connect to Jim Morrison.

03:13:23.000 Look at Joe being very human. 1.00

03:13:24.000 Listen, I don't know if this is real, but this is what I've looked into, you idiot. 1.00

03:13:28.000 Look, look, look. 0.99

03:13:29.000 Investigating the shadowy conspiracy that Jared Leto led Jared Leto to buy the nuclear bomb film studio in Laurel Canyon.

03:13:37.000 Yeah, so check this out.

03:13:38.000 Curbed Los Angeles, yeah.

03:13:40.000 Okay, so you don't think that Jared Leto bought a top secret air...

03:13:43.000 You don't believe that's true?

03:13:45.000 That's not a conspiracy theory.

03:13:47.000 That's real.

03:13:47.000 Okay, hold on.

03:13:48.000 What's the big deal?

03:13:49.000 Oh, I'm so weird!

03:13:51.000 I know you have this instinct to mock things.

03:13:54.000 I'm not even mocking.

03:13:55.000 You are, for sure.

03:13:56.000 You gotta follow me.

03:13:58.000 Let him go.

03:13:59.000 Follow me.

03:14:01.000 I'm with Jared Leto. 1.00

03:14:02.000 Open your mind, you fuckers. 1.00

03:14:03.000 It doesn't have to be true! 1.00

03:14:05.000 There's no need to talk. 0.98

03:14:06.000 You watch bullshit TV that's not true and you accept not true. 0.99

03:14:11.000 Don't qualify it. 0.99

03:14:13.000 Sir, please continue.

03:14:15.000 Sir, please continue.

03:14:18.000 This is Game of Thrones, which may have an ounce of truth.

03:14:23.000 It makes it better.

03:14:24.000 But Game of Thrones, okay?

03:14:25.000 You watch Game of Thrones, this is...

03:14:27.000 So Jared Leto, if you look at it, he bought a top secret for, since the 40s, it was top secret.

03:14:34.000 And what they find then, and this is all, this is not conspiracy theory, that this top secret Air Force intelligence base was mainly a full fucking force film studio where they made propaganda films.

03:14:46.000 Right here in Hollywood. 0.97

03:14:48.000 Marilyn Monroe, fucking Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, all of them making propaganda films that no one can... 0.97

03:14:54.000 There's no records of what films were made there. 0.93

03:14:57.000 You can't tell which films were made in the studio which weren't.

03:15:01.000 And then you start looking and you're like, okay, okay, Jared Leto bought this Air Force, okay.

03:15:08.000 And then you...

03:15:08.000 There's this book called Weird Scenes in Laurel Canyon.

03:15:13.000 And in this book, the author of this book... 1.00

03:15:17.000 This is the craziest shit. 1.00

03:15:18.000 If you look, it's not a conspiracy theory. 1.00

03:15:21.000 All the bands from the mid-60s, the Doors, the Eagles, all of them, Frank Zappa, the Mamas and the Papas, Crosby, Stills, and Nash, they all came from Laurel Canyon. 0.99

03:15:30.000 Motherfucker. 0.99

03:15:31.000 That's also like Hate Asbury during... 1.00

03:15:34.000 No, no, no.

03:15:35.000 Hate Asbury was after this.

03:15:36.000 Hate Asbury was after this!

03:15:37.000 Hate Ashbery was doing the 60s. 1.00

03:15:41.000 I'm trying to tell you some shit. 0.99

03:15:44.000 So what do you think happened? 0.99

03:15:46.000 So this is what this book is about. 0.94

03:15:49.000 Isn't it fucking weird? 0.89

03:15:51.000 Isn't it fucking suspicious and crazy that there's this top secret Air Force intelligence base right there in Laurel Canyon and in the mid-60s... 0.98

03:16:03.000 All the bands that started the hippie movement, the anti-war movement, they all came from Laurel Canyon. 0.95

03:16:11.000 And guess what?

03:16:13.000 All their parents are in intelligence.

03:16:16.000 So these were all of them, the doors, all of them.

03:16:20.000 Came from Laurel Canyon.

03:16:22.000 They're all...

03:16:22.000 Most of them in the band.

03:16:23.000 None of them got drafted to Vietnam.

03:16:26.000 None of them got drafted.

03:16:27.000 Jim Morrison's father orchestrated the Gulf of Tonkin incident. 0.97

03:16:31.000 It gets pretty fucking weird. 0.98

03:16:33.000 Like, this is crazy fucking weird. 0.99

03:16:35.000 And Jared fucking Leto... 0.99

03:16:37.000 Eddie, can I ask you a question? 0.99

03:16:38.000 ...was raised by his grandfather.

03:16:39.000 Let him finish, Brian.

03:16:40.000 Eddie, are you suggesting...

03:16:41.000 Brian, let him finish.

03:16:42.000 Brian, Brian, Brian.

03:16:43.000 I'm asking him a question.

03:16:44.000 No, no, no.

03:16:44.000 Let him finish.

03:16:45.000 We're almost through this.

03:16:46.000 The guy who wrote the book, his name is...

03:16:52.000 I don't care.

03:16:53.000 The book is called...

03:16:54.000 David Icke?

03:16:55.000 Is it?

03:16:56.000 Dave McGowan.

03:16:57.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

03:16:57.000 Dave McGowan, right?

03:16:58.000 I've heard of him.

03:16:59.000 Yeah, so according to him, and when you look into this, out of nowhere, in the 60s, these bands didn't struggle.

03:17:08.000 They got signed quick.

03:17:10.000 All of them, all these clubs in Hollywood pop up.

03:17:13.000 The Troubadour, the Whiskey. 1.00

03:17:15.000 This guy investigated this shit. 1.00

03:17:18.000 There's a conspiracy theory out there. 1.00

03:17:20.000 It could be total bullshit. 1.00

03:17:21.000 It could be totally bullshit. 1.00

03:17:23.000 But there's a conspiracy theory out there. 0.99

03:17:25.000 In Laurel Canyon, there was some intelligence.

03:17:27.000 There was a base.

03:17:29.000 Brian, let him finish, please.

03:17:30.000 There was a base.

03:17:31.000 Brian, let him finish, please. 0.99

03:17:33.000 Don't tell me that the military fucking wrote that awesome music that fucking Crosby, Stills, Nash& Young did. 1.00

03:17:40.000 And then all those motherfuckers did. 1.00

03:17:42.000 How dare you? 1.00

03:17:43.000 Everybody let you talk for a long time.

03:17:44.000 You gotta let Brian talk. 0.92

03:17:45.000 How dare you give the U.S. military or the Air Force or anybody in the U.S. government credit for the fucking awesome rock and roll that came out and culminated in 1968, peaking at Haight-Ashbury. 0.99

03:18:00.000 How fucking dare you? 1.00

03:18:01.000 Crank that shit, Jamie. 1.00

03:18:03.000 Eddie, you are a fucking plant, and you work for the U.S. fucking government! 1.00

03:18:07.000 You C.I.A. motherfuckers! 1.00

03:18:10.000 I was like, morning down and shit! 1.00

03:18:11.000 I'm going to fuck you up right now, but you beat me up! 1.00

03:18:13.000 God damn it, I'm going to let you fuck my asshole! 1.00

03:18:15.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this has been the Joe Rogan Experience! 1.00

03:18:17.000 No, we're not done.

03:18:18.000 We're not going anywhere.

03:18:20.000 Sorry, there was music! 0.98

03:18:21.000 I thought I was fucking... 0.97

03:18:22.000 Here's the thing, Eddie, you realize this as much as I realize this, as much as anybody who is big brown, and we're all parents. 0.99

03:18:29.000 Okay, what we realize is it takes a lot of fucking time and effort to raise children and communicate with children and raise children. 0.98

03:18:38.000 It's a lot of time. 0.98

03:18:40.000 And if you're working for the government, you don't have that kind of time. 0.98

03:18:45.000 And you certainly don't have the kind of time to hypnotize some fucking kid and brainwash him into making the most excellent music the world's ever known. 0.99

03:18:53.000 Hold on, hold on! 0.99

03:18:55.000 That is the opposite of what actually- You don't have to brainwash!

03:18:57.000 Hold on, Eddie!

03:18:58.000 I let you talk!

03:19:00.000 Eddie, I let you talk!

03:19:01.000 Keep going, Joe.

03:19:02.000 It's the opposite. 1.00

03:19:03.000 What the opposite is is a child that grows up in an oppressive, strict, conservative family that's connected to the military and realizes that this is bullshit. 1.00

03:19:13.000 And they start doing drugs and acid and they start drinking and they start hanging out with fucking weirdos and they produce amazing music. 1.00

03:19:20.000 Yes! 0.99

03:19:20.000 And that's what we see. 0.99

03:19:21.000 And you can connect the two of them.

03:19:23.000 But I think it's an erroneous connection.

03:19:26.000 I think it's a connection that appeals to your desire to think that the world is controlled by a cabal of intelligent super...

03:19:33.000 Come on, Eddie.

03:19:35.000 The cabal of intelligent super geniuses that have somehow figured out a way to... 1.00

03:19:41.000 Manage their own love lives, their own financial accounts, their own real estate fucking holdings, their own stock market portfolios, their own relationships with their co-workers, their hobbies, the hookers that they occasionally stick their penis into. 1.00

03:19:58.000 They have time for all that plus chemtrails. 1.00

03:20:02.000 I say no!

03:20:04.000 There's not enough time in the world, and the government did not make Led Zeppelin!

03:20:10.000 Amen!

03:20:11.000 The government is not responsible for their doors!

03:20:15.000 How dare you any problem?

03:20:17.000 I talked about this before. 1.00

03:20:18.000 I want to be in the goddamn Illuminati, if they're goddamn listening. 1.00

03:20:24.000 Of course you do. 1.00

03:20:25.000 That's why you're doing it.

03:20:27.000 Yeah, that's the problem.

03:20:28.000 Eddie, you just gave the military credit for all the great music that came out of the 60s. 1.00

03:20:33.000 You fucking military. 1.00

03:20:34.000 How dare you? 1.00

03:20:35.000 You are a fucking plant. 1.00

03:20:38.000 You're a shill. 1.00

03:20:38.000 I want to start my own false flag campaign. 1.00

03:20:41.000 Alex Jones is going to call you a shill Monday morning.

03:20:43.000 We got a disturbing turn of events.

03:20:45.000 Eddie Bravo, I've had on this podcast.

03:20:48.000 I did not know he was an Illuminati shill. 1.00

03:20:51.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

03:20:52.000 He is on the Joe Rogan Experience. 1.00

03:20:53.000 Yes.

03:20:54.000 Yes, I want to do it.

03:20:55.000 Ten trails proven to be false. 1.00

03:20:57.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

03:20:57.000 False flag. 1.00

03:20:58.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

03:20:59.000 I want to fucking... 1.00

03:21:00.000 Oh my God. 1.00

03:21:01.000 You're in.

03:21:02.000 Oh, please.

03:21:03.000 Let me orchestrate my own false flags.

03:21:05.000 You have to bowhunt.

03:21:06.000 I talked about this before. 1.00

03:21:07.000 I would get that fucking oil from Alaska. 0.99

03:21:10.000 I would go in there and make it look... 1.00

03:21:12.000 Sound like Trump.

03:21:13.000 Make it look like the ISIS is... 0.77

03:21:16.000 Eskimos are training ISIS. I would... 1.00

03:21:19.000 You're a national treasure, and I love you.

03:21:22.000 I blow up blue whales.

03:21:23.000 Eddie Brown is a national treasure.

03:21:24.000 None of these things are true.

03:21:25.000 It has to be frustrating, Eddie, to believe something.

03:21:27.000 You constantly have to back it up and defend it.

03:21:29.000 It must be exhausting.

03:21:31.000 It's very exhausting.

03:21:32.000 You know what I'm talking about?

03:21:34.000 You know what I'm talking about?

03:21:35.000 With what we were talking about before the podcast, just think about that. 1.00

03:21:39.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

03:21:40.000 It's like that. 1.00

03:21:42.000 It's like, God damn. 0.99

03:21:44.000 Sometimes it's like, please, Illuminati, take me. 1.00

03:21:46.000 I want to fuck with these motherfuckers. 1.00

03:21:48.000 I want to fuck with these motherfuckers. 1.00

03:21:50.000 You're too outspoken. 1.00

03:21:52.000 Science, science.

03:21:52.000 Oh, I want to get them.

03:21:54.000 What does that mean?

03:21:54.000 Science, science, science.

03:21:56.000 Why are you measuring shit? 0.99

03:21:57.000 What are you guys doing? 1.00

03:22:03.000 Oh, your distance and your speed.

03:22:06.000 Time and space. 0.99

03:22:08.000 You're so fucking smart. 0.99

03:22:09.000 What about psychics, bro? 1.00

03:22:13.000 Your measurable experiments.

03:22:15.000 What about UFO abductions? 1.00

03:22:18.000 How come they all see the same shit, bro? 1.00

03:22:20.000 I want to do a psychic, bro. 1.00

03:22:22.000 Best cheese I've ever had. 1.00

03:22:23.000 This tastes like shit. 1.00

03:22:24.000 I love that cheese. 1.00

03:22:25.000 That's weird.

03:22:26.000 It's both.

03:22:26.000 I think both things are true.

03:22:28.000 I mean, Gulf of Tonkin was obviously a coordinated false flag event.

03:22:33.000 The Operation Northwoods was obviously an idea that they had tried to pass, where it got through the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

03:22:40.000 It was signed and vetoed by Kennedy, where they're going to have a false flag on American civilians.

03:22:45.000 There's obviously have been, throughout human history, liars and manipulators that were in charge. 0.97

03:22:51.000 We should certainly have some healthy skepticism, but we also have to take into consideration how much fucking time does a person have in a day? 0.96

03:22:58.000 Who are all these masterminds? 0.94

03:23:00.000 How much of this is just convenient?

03:23:02.000 Yes, and you're talking about the exception.

03:23:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:23:04.000 Well, how much of what's going on like the 60s shit? 0.99

03:23:08.000 How much is just convenient rebellion, obvious rebellion? 0.99

03:23:11.000 You know, if you grow up with someone who's some sort of a fucking military asshole, and he's super strict, I mean, how many rock stars have come from that background? 0.99

03:23:20.000 It's like a giant number. 1.00

03:23:22.000 It's their outlet.

03:23:23.000 Being creative, writing music, drugs. 0.99

03:23:24.000 If you're going to be a fighter, I can guarantee you, talk to Cody Garbrandt, he did not have a fucking cool 7th grade. 0.98

03:23:31.000 You know? 0.98

03:23:32.000 For sure. 1.00

03:23:33.000 Some shit was dark. 1.00

03:23:34.000 I got my own experiment. 1.00

03:23:35.000 It was a stepdad involved.

03:23:37.000 Most fighters have a cool 7th grade.

03:23:38.000 You don't have a tattoo on your neck that says, like, self-made.

03:23:43.000 Yeah.

03:23:44.000 That! 0.99

03:23:44.000 That's like you're trying to fight off something. 0.99

03:23:47.000 That's right.

03:23:47.000 Yeah.

03:23:47.000 You're not homecoming king and having a neck tattoo.

03:23:49.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:23:50.000 But we also have to be taking into consideration that, like we were talking about with bears earlier, that bears don't have natural predators. 1.00

03:23:57.000 So nature has rigged them weird.

03:24:00.000 Nature's wired them in some weird way where they eat babies. 0.97

03:24:03.000 Whereas wolves don't do that because they have to survive.

03:24:06.000 Elk don't do that. 0.95

03:24:07.000 Pigs don't do that. 1.00

03:24:08.000 They have to take care of their babies because it's not as easy for them to survive. 1.00

03:24:12.000 But the bears got to the top of the food chain and they realized, oh no, we're fucked. 0.99

03:24:17.000 No one can eat us. 1.00

03:24:18.000 So we can just keep fucking and making millions of us and we'll overcome all the food and we'll all starve to death. 1.00

03:24:24.000 Okay, we can start eating our babies. 1.00

03:24:26.000 And nature's rigged them in some sort of a weird way.

03:24:29.000 You gotta eat a baby. 1.00

03:24:30.000 One out of three babies. 1.00

03:24:32.000 Which is why when you come to my house, do not give me a hard time when you see my fucking male 7'8", maybe 8'6", because I'm dead-eye and I got a nose for fucking bear. 0.99

03:24:42.000 Do not give me a hard time when you wiggle your toes through my fucking rug, because I am saving bears by killing bears. 0.99

03:24:47.000 Right, Joe? 1.00

03:24:47.000 It sounds so weird. 1.00

03:24:50.000 We got a paper, rock, scissor who gets the third. 0.93

03:24:52.000 It sounds so weird, but it's fucking amazing. 0.87

03:24:53.000 No, we don't have to. 0.96

03:24:54.000 No, you don't understand.

03:24:55.000 The Rivets, my friends who live up there, they have 30 or 40 different spots where they put people.

03:25:02.000 Yeah, but Joe, hold on.

03:25:03.000 They have a serious organization.

03:25:06.000 And they have to.

03:25:08.000 They get two tags per hunter a year.

03:25:11.000 You're supposed to kill two mature boars a year.

03:25:13.000 Jesus. 0.62

03:25:14.000 Hey, dude, I'm an experienced hunter. 0.99

03:25:16.000 You stand the fuck down till I get my trophy, and then you let me secure your hips. 1.00

03:25:24.000 You said trophy. 1.00

03:25:26.000 That's a taboo word.

03:25:27.000 I'm not supposed to say that.

03:25:27.000 Why?

03:25:28.000 There's no trophy killing you, son of a bitch. 1.00

03:25:30.000 That's how I know it's not real hunter. 1.00

03:25:32.000 I will brine that meat.

03:25:33.000 I'll eat it all year.

03:25:35.000 Let me ask you this.

03:25:35.000 As a legit stand-up comedian, I respect you and love you.

03:25:38.000 Thank you. 1.00

03:25:38.000 When someone says, what's the difference between a comic and a comedian, do you explain it or do you say, fuck you and walk away? 1.00

03:25:44.000 I say, fuck you and walk away. 1.00

03:25:45.000 Good for you. 1.00

03:25:46.000 That's real.

03:25:47.000 Yeah.

03:25:48.000 That's what we're talking about here.

03:25:49.000 It's true.

03:25:50.000 Listen to me.

03:25:51.000 You stand down.

03:25:52.000 You stand down. 1.00

03:25:53.000 You follow my fucking lead. 1.00

03:25:54.000 You stay a couple inches behind me. 1.00

03:25:56.000 Hey! 0.99

03:25:57.000 Don't talk when I'm talking.

03:25:58.000 You're not a hunter.

03:25:58.000 I'm an experienced hunter.

03:25:59.000 You're not a hunter.

03:26:00.000 How do you say that? 0.99

03:26:01.000 When it's time for you to fucking shoot and your breathing's going to be very irregular, you look me in the eye and I help you with your breathing. 0.99

03:26:07.000 You understand me? 1.00

03:26:07.000 You help me with my breathing? 1.00

03:26:08.000 Yeah, because your breathing's like this. 1.00

03:26:09.000 Fuck, apparently. 1.00

03:26:11.000 And I go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1.00

03:26:13.000 And I smack your face a couple times and go, shh! 0.94

03:26:15.000 Look at me. 1.00

03:26:16.000 I kiss your mouth. 0.98

03:26:16.000 As a man, as a friend, I kiss your mouth. 0.98

03:26:19.000 Because it wakes you the fuck up. 0.99

03:26:20.000 There it is. 0.97

03:26:21.000 Look at me.

03:26:22.000 You're behind him. 0.92

03:26:23.000 Joe's behind you breathing into your neck.

03:26:25.000 And you key into that rhythm.

03:26:26.000 And I'm breathing into your mouth.

03:26:28.000 And we breathe all together as men.

03:26:30.000 Let me ask you this.

03:26:31.000 Can I just step in for a moment?

03:26:32.000 Sure, buddy.

03:26:32.000 Go ahead.

03:26:33.000 Why do you want to belittle him in this weird way?

03:26:36.000 When?

03:26:37.000 Where you say you're not a hunter.

03:26:38.000 Where you know he's killed at least, what did he kill, three deer?

03:26:41.000 Yeah, three deer.

03:26:42.000 One in Montana, two in Wisconsin.

03:26:43.000 Three deer, bro.

03:26:44.000 He's killed three deer in Eaton, though.

03:26:45.000 That's a hunter.

03:26:46.000 Is it?

03:26:47.000 Yeah.

03:26:47.000 Dude, he's made great shots.

03:26:50.000 I'm telling you, Brian Callen made 150, 160 yard shot on your first deer.

03:26:56.000 I think so.

03:26:56.000 Something like that.

03:26:57.000 I mean, he made two 100-yard shots on his second and third deal.

03:27:02.000 No, that's crazy.

03:27:02.000 No, no, no, no.

03:27:03.000 You don't understand.

03:27:04.000 When you're shooting at a living creature, and it's all about getting it right and trigger discipline.

03:27:10.000 No, it's a big deal.

03:27:10.000 It's not easy.

03:27:12.000 And Brian's been successful every time he's attempted it, and he's eating those animals.

03:27:16.000 Joe!

03:27:17.000 Hey, look at me.

03:27:17.000 I've had him.

03:27:18.000 Hey, City Boy.

03:27:19.000 Hey, City Boy.

03:27:19.000 I've had him tell me.

03:27:21.000 He doesn't like hunting.

03:27:22.000 City Boy.

03:27:23.000 Joe, I've had him tell me he doesn't like hunting.

03:27:25.000 No, I love hunting.

03:27:47.000 I don't actually like killing the animal, but I like hanging out with Joe.

03:27:56.000 I had to drop that bomb, I'm sorry.

03:27:58.000 I don't like killing the actual animal, but I like hanging with Joe, and I like going.

03:28:02.000 That's a fact.

03:28:04.000 That's real.

03:28:05.000 I do admit that I don't like killing the animal is the part, but when it's time to do it, I do it.

03:28:11.000 But I love the experience.

03:28:13.000 We laugh harder. 1.00

03:28:15.000 I make that fucker laugh harder than anybody I've ever met. 1.00

03:28:18.000 He gets that high-pitched wheeze. 1.00

03:28:21.000 They're lying to each other?

03:28:23.000 It's fake laughs.

03:28:23.000 He's not a hunter?

03:28:24.000 He doesn't find him funny?

03:28:25.000 Let me tell you what happened in Montana. 1.00

03:28:27.000 I kill him. 1.00

03:28:28.000 We were in the bush. 1.00

03:28:30.000 That's how we talk about it.

03:28:31.000 We were on the same routes.

03:28:33.000 That's a reality show.

03:28:35.000 It's bonding, bro.

03:28:36.000 It's a bonding experience.

03:28:37.000 When Lewis and Clark traveled across the west, that's where we went.

03:28:41.000 We were on the Missouri River.

03:28:42.000 We were in the Missouri Breaks in Montana. 0.99

03:28:45.000 It was fucking fantastic. 1.00

03:28:46.000 Miserable. 1.00

03:28:47.000 Five days of dick jokes. 1.00

03:28:49.000 100%. 1.00

03:28:50.000 It was all cock and gay stuff. 1.00

03:28:52.000 And Brian doing this bit to this day is one of the hardest things I've ever... 0.99

03:28:56.000 Like hyperventilating, tears running down my face.

03:29:01.000 It's maybe 6 degrees outside.

03:29:02.000 Which one is it doing?

03:29:03.000 It's doing the ravine-comer. 0.96

03:29:05.000 Where I was jerking off into a ravine.

03:29:06.000 I killed this deer, and we were gutting this deer, and Brian's eating its eyeballs.

03:29:10.000 Really?

03:29:11.000 Yeah, he ate the tallow behind his eyeballs.

03:29:13.000 Yes. 1.00

03:29:14.000 I'm fucking crazy. 1.00

03:29:15.000 I cut a piece off and they ate it raw. 1.00

03:29:17.000 Don't fuck around, bro. 1.00

03:29:19.000 Hey, I'm a fucking hunter. 1.00

03:29:21.000 What were you saying? 1.00

03:29:21.000 The flesh behind the eyeballs tastes like bread dough, like dough. 1.00

03:29:26.000 Steve Rinella gave it to me and I ate it.

03:29:27.000 He loved it.

03:29:28.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:29:28.000 Oh, no, so the hunger's killing it off and then fed it to you.

03:29:30.000 Go throw up in the fucking... 1.00

03:29:32.000 You can't even handle this conversation. 1.00

03:29:34.000 Joe, keep going.

03:29:35.000 Callan does this...

03:29:36.000 He starts doing this character called the Ravine-comer.

03:29:41.000 Do it.

03:29:41.000 We have this deer tied to this tree.

03:29:44.000 We pull this deer down. 0.99

03:29:45.000 We're fucking freezing. 0.99

03:29:46.000 We're fucking freezing. 0.99

03:29:48.000 I remember like, oh my god, we're in Montana. 1.00

03:29:50.000 The fucking ground is frozen. 0.99

03:29:52.000 It's eight degrees outside. 1.00

03:29:53.000 We're cutting this deer up and we decided to have a fire.

03:29:55.000 So we had this little tiny little campfire.

03:29:57.000 And Brian Cowan goes, when I get warm and I'm around, deer like to come.

03:30:01.000 And he gets it.

03:30:02.000 He gets near the bridge!

03:30:04.000 Not a bridge, like the cliff. 1.00

03:30:06.000 I'm going to come in this fucking ravine! 0.99

03:30:09.000 And he starts jacking off in front of this ravine and saying he's the ravine comer. 1.00

03:30:15.000 Because you asked me what I was doing.

03:30:17.000 And we're crying!

03:30:18.000 We're crying!

03:30:19.000 It's me and Rinella and Moe.

03:30:23.000 Tears are rolling down our eyes.

03:30:25.000 And he's like, I'd like to come!

03:30:27.000 Dirt! 1.00

03:30:28.000 I'm fucking the world! 1.00

03:30:30.000 Skin that deer! 1.00

03:30:31.000 I'm taking cock to hand! 1.00

03:30:33.000 I'm coming in this ravine! 1.00

03:30:35.000 He was screaming, I'm coming!

03:30:36.000 I'm coming!

03:30:38.000 When you say you're coming like you're pooing, it's hilarious. 1.00

03:30:41.000 I'm coming!

03:30:42.000 Didn't you say something about people on boats in the distance hearing your cries?

03:30:47.000 I don't know. 0.99

03:30:48.000 There's just something so fucked up about it! 0.98

03:30:50.000 Because we were like, a couple of miles, we were going to pack out with the meat. 0.99

03:30:53.000 He's like, we're miles away from the river.

03:30:55.000 He's like, they hear my cries!

03:30:56.000 My cries of pleasure.

03:30:58.000 And he just keeps jacking off it in the bushes.

03:31:00.000 As I thumb off.

03:31:01.000 As I thumb off.

03:31:02.000 I call it thumbing.

03:31:02.000 But it was five days of that.

03:31:04.000 I know. 0.99

03:31:05.000 It was five days of dick jokes. 0.97

03:31:06.000 But you're the best audience. 0.99

03:31:07.000 When I got you along, you are the best audience because you fucking laugh hard. 0.92

03:31:11.000 And I just wait for my openings. 0.98

03:31:13.000 And I take them.

03:31:14.000 I just take them.

03:31:15.000 What about when I laugh? 0.99

03:31:16.000 And some days, I fucking... 0.99

03:31:17.000 The other day, I was... 0.99

03:31:18.000 Joe kept laughing and I was fucking finally out of ammunition. 0.96

03:31:22.000 I didn't know what to do. 0.99

03:31:23.000 And I just fucking... 0.98

03:31:24.000 I was spazzing out and I go... 0.99

03:31:26.000 And I kicked the table over and I go, I need some fucking attention. 0.99

03:31:32.000 Who's out of ammo? 0.99

03:31:34.000 Who's out of ammo?

03:31:36.000 I didn't know what else to do.

03:31:37.000 To make a scene?

03:31:38.000 Yeah, Doug Durham was there. 1.00

03:31:38.000 I was making him laugh and I go, ah, fuck. 1.00

03:31:41.000 Man, I kicked the table. 1.00

03:31:43.000 I need some fucking attention. 0.99

03:31:44.000 We barely had the energy to sleep when we were in Wisconsin. 1.00

03:31:48.000 How do you shit? 1.00

03:31:50.000 It is. 1.00

03:31:52.000 You will laugh your ass off. 0.89

03:31:55.000 Here's the problem with hunting. 1.00

03:31:56.000 Here's why hunting sucks. 1.00

03:31:58.000 You're cold. 1.00

03:31:58.000 You sleep on the floor. 1.00

03:32:00.000 It rains.

03:32:00.000 You don't see animals.

03:32:01.000 There's all kinds of things that suck about hunting.

03:32:03.000 But guess what?

03:32:05.000 That's what brings you together.

03:32:06.000 You're all together in a tent. 1.00

03:32:08.000 Gale force wins and you're laughing your fucking balls off. 0.99

03:32:11.000 I listened to that podcast we did with Rinella after you had talked about it. 0.99

03:32:14.000 It was great.

03:32:15.000 It was awesome.

03:32:16.000 And we did that podcast, soaking wet, miserable, for five days in a row on an island in Alaska. 0.99

03:32:22.000 You don't remember this, but I remember it was the morning, and you couldn't get dry because all your shit was wet. 0.96

03:32:26.000 You didn't bring waterproof anything. 0.98

03:32:29.000 And so you're wet.

03:32:30.000 It's in the morning, 6 in the morning.

03:32:31.000 You were shaking so badly.

03:32:33.000 I don't know if you remember this.

03:32:34.000 You were shaking so badly, and I was too cold and miserable to say anything. 0.99

03:32:37.000 Your lips, your fucking lips were going back and forth. 1.00

03:32:42.000 They're quivering. 1.00

03:32:43.000 They look like a shark when it's grabbed the fucking... 1.00

03:32:46.000 His lips were... 1.00

03:32:47.000 His lips, his big, fat, fucking fat DSLs were going like this back and forth. 1.00

03:32:56.000 They were fucking... 1.00

03:32:57.000 They were literally going from left to right, east to west, east to west, just shaking, shugging. 1.00

03:33:03.000 The way a pit bull shakes a fucking rabbit. 1.00

03:33:06.000 And I was like, dude, those lips are fucking thick, meaty, and cold. 1.00

03:33:11.000 That's all I kept saying. 0.99

03:33:12.000 Do you remember the one night where it didn't rain for like a few hours and we started a fire?

03:33:17.000 Yeah.

03:33:18.000 Do you remember that?

03:33:19.000 With Cheetos.

03:33:19.000 Yeah, man.

03:33:20.000 And by the way, a fire is the best thing in the world. 1.00

03:33:22.000 And you're so miserable, you don't jerk off. 1.00

03:33:25.000 You don't jerk off. 1.00

03:33:26.000 Did you say Cheetos? 1.00

03:33:26.000 Hell no, you don't jerk off. 1.00

03:33:28.000 You started a fire with Cheetos? 1.00

03:33:29.000 You try not to die. 1.00

03:33:29.000 You take shits. 1.00

03:33:31.000 You get up in the middle of the night. 1.00

03:33:32.000 Where's the shits? 1.00

03:33:32.000 You gotta piss. 1.00

03:33:33.000 You go... 1.00

03:33:34.000 I kneel and just go just an inch out of my fucking tent. 1.00

03:33:37.000 I'm terrified. 0.99

03:33:38.000 Remember you and me?

03:33:40.000 Yes.

03:33:41.000 Dan Doty and Mike, remember Mike, we figured out how to make a fire with Cheetos?

03:33:45.000 Yes.

03:33:46.000 Was it Dan Doty's idea?

03:33:47.000 Yes, Dan Doty. 1.00

03:33:48.000 When you light Cheetos, Cheetos light on fire and all the bullshit that's in Cheetos. 0.99

03:33:52.000 Best kindling. 1.00

03:33:53.000 Best kindling.

03:33:54.000 Really?

03:33:55.000 Dude, forget fire starters.

03:33:57.000 A slow burn.

03:33:58.000 Cheetos are incredible.

03:33:59.000 Yes.

03:33:59.000 They stay alight forever.

03:34:01.000 Exactly.

03:34:09.000 That's the one thing all the zombie movies and TV shows didn't get.

03:34:12.000 From this point on, they're gonna use Cheetos.

03:34:15.000 It's a slow burn, it's a beautiful burn.

03:34:17.000 We took some trees and we chopped trees down and hacked off the bottom of the trees because that was the driest spots.

03:34:25.000 We hacked off the insides of the limbs, because the outside of the limbs are more wet.

03:34:29.000 Dude, we were desperado.

03:34:31.000 We took paper, and we started paper to develop a wet fire.

03:34:34.000 And wet fire means it's touch and go the whole way.

03:34:37.000 You're burning wet stuff.

03:34:39.000 And you're trying to get the driest stuff that's available. 0.99

03:34:41.000 And Cheetos saved our ass. 0.97

03:34:43.000 And tell me if you didn't feel this. 0.98

03:34:49.000 And I'm not being dramatic when I say this.

03:34:51.000 That's not possible.

03:34:52.000 Well, that's true.

03:34:53.000 Yeah.

03:34:53.000 That's very true.

03:34:54.000 But when you're in the middle of that majestic wilderness, literally that doesn't care about you, you do get a sense, there is a feeling of sadness, a feeling of being so insignificant that it makes you a little bit depressed sometimes.

03:35:08.000 Yeah.

03:35:08.000 Did you feel that?

03:35:09.000 Did you ever feel that? 0.98

03:35:09.000 When we were sitting up at the top of this one of these ridges and you and I and Giannis were up there and we were taking a break and we sat up there and we glassed this Canyon and it was the rain was coming in and going out and we're looking around and and Matin was there too and we were just like Jesus Christ like this land doesn't give a fuck if you're here or gone. 0.98

03:35:29.000 Yes, it's gonna be the same like you It's like a realization that no matter what mark you think you're laying, it doesn't matter if you're fucking King Tut. 0.99

03:35:38.000 It doesn't matter who you are. 1.00

03:35:41.000 Ultimately, it's all bullshit. 1.00

03:35:42.000 Yes. 0.99

03:35:42.000 Like, you get this entirely temporary existence, and the world and the universe is bigger. 0.99

03:35:50.000 Yes.

03:35:50.000 Just a grain of sand.

03:35:51.000 And that's hard to deal with because you want to pass your genes and you want to be special and you want to show greatness and you want people to remember your name after you're gone.

03:35:58.000 But ultimately, that's not really what's important.

03:36:00.000 And that when you're confronted with that reality, whether it's through psychedelic drugs or whether it's through sitting on a mountain in...

03:36:08.000 Prince of Wales in Alaska and you and best buddies sitting there going, man, we can't even fucking find a deer.

03:36:14.000 We didn't find a deer for days and days. 0.92

03:36:16.000 It is so lonely.

03:36:17.000 It's such a lonely part of the world.

03:36:20.000 You can see for miles and miles.

03:36:22.000 What you think about it, for me, what I thought about it was exactly what he's talking about.

03:36:26.000 Like the notion that I'm so insignificant and so much of my effort...

03:36:33.000 In a way, so much of my effort, first of all, you also realize how vulnerable you are.

03:36:37.000 Without food and water, without know-how, without the culture and the accumulated know-how of how to survive in that environment.

03:36:46.000 We should talk about what we bring.

03:36:47.000 We bring freeze-dried foods, and we bring some hard snacks, like protein bars.

03:36:53.000 No, no, we're fine. 0.99

03:36:55.000 We're not doing any Survivor Man shit. 0.99

03:36:58.000 You're fine for six days. 0.99

03:36:59.000 You're fine for six days.

03:37:01.000 But it is true. 0.90

03:37:03.000 We have a limited supply, and it lets you know that without this stuff, because we're not trying to live off this Mountain Ops food, or whatever the fuck it's called, whatever the meals are called. 0.70

03:37:11.000 I don't think it's Mountain Ops. 0.89

03:37:12.000 Mountain Ops is a good protein company for hunters.

03:37:16.000 But what you realize is if I didn't have the stuff that I brought with me, I'm not going to survive just living off the land.

03:37:22.000 You would die.

03:37:22.000 It's hard.

03:37:23.000 It's hell.

03:37:24.000 It's hard as hell. 1.00

03:37:25.000 So you're saying you weren't worried about your Twitter follows, Instagram, you realize how much bullshit all there is? 1.00

03:37:29.000 You need less sleep. 0.99

03:37:30.000 It's not even just that.

03:37:31.000 It's not just that.

03:37:32.000 How come your cell phone doesn't work?

03:37:33.000 Isn't there satellites?

03:37:34.000 No, no, no.

03:37:35.000 Cell phones are direct to rec.

03:37:37.000 That's why you have those fake trees on the 405. Cell phones?

03:37:40.000 I thought cell phones went to the satellites.

03:37:42.000 No, no, no.

03:37:43.000 Not at all, not at all.

03:37:43.000 What's going to the satellites?

03:37:45.000 GPS, which is Global Positioning Satellites.

03:37:48.000 GPS is not satellites.

03:37:49.000 I hear it's all land ground pressure.

03:37:51.000 No, that's a lie.

03:37:52.000 Wait a minute, GPS? GPS is Global Positioning Satellites.

03:37:55.000 That's what it literally is.

03:37:56.000 In space.

03:37:57.000 Yes, absolutely.

03:37:57.000 So GPS is not, like the GPS on your iPhone is run by satellites in space?

03:38:03.000 This is how it works.

03:38:04.000 This is how it works.

03:38:04.000 Is that correct?

03:38:05.000 Let me explain to you, Eddie, how it works.

03:38:07.000 Is that all land-based?

03:38:08.000 No.

03:38:10.000 I think it's all land-based.

03:38:12.000 Based on YouTube science.

03:38:15.000 Let's avoid this.

03:38:17.000 What were we just talking about?

03:38:18.000 Just being up there without any connection to what you are used to.

03:38:24.000 Realize how small you are. 0.99

03:38:25.000 I think it's good to get away from the cell phone and the bullshit. 0.99

03:38:28.000 I think cell phones are awesome. 0.99

03:38:31.000 I think computers are awesome.

03:38:32.000 I think Google's awesome.

03:38:34.000 I think reality shows are awesome.

03:38:36.000 I think Basketball Wives is awesome. 1.00

03:38:37.000 I think it's hilarious. 0.84

03:38:39.000 I think we should enjoy the most fucked up aspects of the greatest time people have ever been alive. 0.88

03:38:43.000 I think it's amazing.

03:38:44.000 But I think it's also good To push all this external dialogue aside and just how do you feel about the world?

03:38:53.000 And how much of how you feel about the world is honest?

03:38:56.000 And how much of you feel about the world is objective?

03:38:59.000 And how much of it is based on the actual world itself and not the opinions of all these other people around you?

03:39:06.000 Get a good look at who you are and what you think about that.

03:39:08.000 I try to do that every night.

03:39:09.000 I try to shut myself off.

03:39:11.000 When I get home from jujitsu and teaching, if there's some important email I gotta get to, I'll get to it.

03:39:17.000 If there's an important text or call I gotta get to. 0.98

03:39:19.000 But generally, I'm gonna watch some bullshit-ass TV for about an hour and a half. 0.98

03:39:25.000 I don't want to hear anything about melting. 1.00

03:39:28.000 I want to watch some bullshit. 0.99

03:39:30.000 I'll get on YouTube and watch the hottest YouTube videos. 0.99

03:39:32.000 But Eddie, when you're hunting, those usual escapes don't exist.

03:39:35.000 And a lot of times, for real, what you have is just yourself and the sound of your breathing, man.

03:39:40.000 That sounds very hard.

03:39:42.000 It sounds awesome. 1.00

03:39:43.000 I'm a big pussy. 1.00

03:39:43.000 It's a bit like being in a free fall if you're not used to it. 1.00

03:39:47.000 And in the beginning, like the first two days, you might panic a little bit or you might kind of need to hold on to something.

03:39:53.000 Let me just back up here.

03:39:54.000 You sleep intense, Joe?

03:39:55.000 You sleep intense?

03:39:56.000 Yes, absolutely.

03:39:57.000 Eddie, you're the first American to tap a Gracie. 1.00

03:40:01.000 There's no pussy in you. 1.00

03:40:03.000 You don't have any pussy. 1.00

03:40:04.000 I have a lot of pussy. 1.00

03:40:06.000 I'm a big pussy. 1.00

03:40:07.000 No, no, no. 1.00

03:40:08.000 What you are is honest.

03:40:08.000 I'm not a fighter.

03:40:09.000 No, you're honest about the way you feel.

03:40:11.000 I'm not trying to win no championships ever.

03:40:13.000 I never try to do that.

03:40:14.000 A lot of people pretend that they feel different than the way they actually feel.

03:40:18.000 But when push comes to shove and you perform, it's one of the things, like when we went to Sao Paulo, like I'd seen you compete in the trials.

03:40:26.000 You competed in San Diego in the trials.

03:40:28.000 And those were the only times I saw you compete.

03:40:30.000 I saw you compete in the trials and I saw you compete on video.

03:40:33.000 We looked at some video before.

03:40:34.000 But when I saw you compete when we flew down to Sao Paulo, and I saw you tap Gustavo Dantes, Who's a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion? 0.93

03:40:43.000 I was like, oh shit, Eddie Bravo knows how to perform under pressure. 0.61

03:40:48.000 There's a moment in the fight. 0.99

03:40:50.000 Let me tell you something about this.

03:40:51.000 It's 2003, okay?

03:40:52.000 You tapped a world champion.

03:40:53.000 Let me tell you something what happens.

03:40:54.000 Eddie Bravo has got this dude in a position where a lot of traditional Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu referees, practitioners might not have understood what was going on.

03:41:03.000 And he was moving towards this guy's back.

03:41:06.000 And Eddie's holding on to him and the referee is insinuating that there's some stalling and there's going to have to be some moving.

03:41:12.000 And Eddie turns to him and looks at him and says, I'm not stalling.

03:41:15.000 I'm about to take this dude's back.

03:41:17.000 And Gustavo Dantes, he says, like, what?

03:41:20.000 And then all of a sudden Eddie takes his back and chokes him out and taps him.

03:41:25.000 I put him in the truck first. 1.00

03:41:26.000 Not a pussy. 1.00

03:41:27.000 In the truck. 1.00

03:41:28.000 But when you were in the truck, that's when the referee stepped in and said that you were stalling.

03:41:33.000 You go, I'm not stalling.

03:41:34.000 I'm about to take his back.

03:41:36.000 No, no.

03:41:36.000 When he came in, what happened was, I swept him.

03:41:39.000 We both pulled guard.

03:41:40.000 I forced pull guard.

03:41:42.000 He pulled guard.

03:41:43.000 I pulled guard.

03:41:43.000 We're trying to force each other.

03:41:45.000 I forced him on top of me.

03:41:47.000 Swept him.

03:41:48.000 And he stayed in a position.

03:41:49.000 I had him inside control.

03:41:50.000 And he stayed in a position, basically...

03:41:53.000 The reason I said that The reason I said that

03:42:23.000 was that I knew Mark Lehman's stories before. 1.00

03:42:27.000 They said, dude, the referees in Brazil, they're going to fuck you. 1.00

03:42:30.000 The Brazilians, refs, they don't like Americans. 1.00

03:42:33.000 And I heard that, and I'm all scared.

03:42:35.000 So I'm thinking this guy's actually going to stand me up. 1.00

03:42:37.000 So the only reason I said anything is because I thought, oh shit, this motherfucker's going to stand me up in Brazil. 1.00

03:42:43.000 But the referee was talking to you. 0.99

03:42:45.000 So that's exactly what I said.

03:42:48.000 He's taking the long way.

03:42:50.000 But that's what I said.

03:42:51.000 But you know, the important thing is you said, I'm about to take his back. 1.00

03:42:55.000 Which is gangster as fuck. 1.00

03:42:57.000 I'm about to take his back. 1.00

03:42:58.000 And then he took his back and choked him out. 0.99

03:42:59.000 Which is not a pussy move. 1.00

03:43:01.000 Which is some gangster shit. 0.99

03:43:03.000 But the only reason I said that was because I said, don't stand me up. 0.99

03:43:12.000 I was thinking about what bothers me the most.

03:43:18.000 That's why I appreciate you.

03:43:19.000 You're talking about your friend.

03:43:20.000 What you did is pretty extraordinary. 0.99

03:43:22.000 And you have to take moments in life to fucking say that. 0.99

03:43:25.000 Wayne McCulloch is one of my favorite people on the fucking planet. 0.99

03:43:27.000 I love that dude. 0.99

03:43:28.000 Great guy.

03:43:29.000 Somebody was talking to Wayne with a lack of respect to me, like in the boxing gym.

03:43:32.000 They were acting like he was just a guy who holds mitts.

03:43:35.000 And I said to the guy, I gotta just stop you for a second. 0.98

03:43:39.000 This is fucking important to me. 0.98

03:43:40.000 Can I stop you? 0.99

03:43:41.000 Did this really happen?

03:43:42.000 Yes.

03:43:42.000 You can ask Wayne.

03:43:44.000 But listen, he'll get mad at me for saying this, but I want to say this.

03:43:47.000 Listen to this. 1.00

03:43:48.000 You're such a dick. 1.00

03:43:49.000 You're such a dick. 1.00

03:43:51.000 You're such a dick, by the way. 1.00

03:43:53.000 You're such a dick. 1.00

03:43:55.000 But listen, this is my point. 1.00

03:43:56.000 My point is exactly what you were saying with Eddie.

03:43:58.000 A legit boxer didn't say this to you.

03:44:01.000 What's that?

03:44:01.000 A legit guy didn't say this to some fan.

03:44:04.000 Who said this to you?

03:44:05.000 Was it a CrossFit dude?

03:44:06.000 No, no, no.

03:44:08.000 The way the person was talking.

03:44:10.000 Hashtag super paleo.

03:44:12.000 I'm trying to kind of talk around this because somebody wasn't treating Wayne with the kind of respect he deserves.

03:44:17.000 And I tried to explain.

03:44:18.000 I said, listen to me.

03:44:19.000 Let me explain to me. 1.00

03:44:19.000 He was a fucking world champion. 1.00

03:44:22.000 He was a world WBC champion. 0.99

03:44:24.000 Who are we talking about? 0.99

03:44:24.000 Are we talking about the garbage man? 0.99

03:44:26.000 Is it a famous person?

03:44:27.000 Why don't you say his name?

03:44:28.000 The dude working at Carl's Jr. What kind of guy is this?

03:44:32.000 Is he dropping off a package?

03:44:33.000 He was a guy who was trying to box at the gym.

03:44:36.000 An actual boxer?

03:44:37.000 Uh, no.

03:44:37.000 Oh, he's just a guy.

03:44:38.000 Executive?

03:44:39.000 Yeah, just somebody who's like...

03:44:40.000 Let's call him Greg.

03:44:41.000 Let's call him Greg. 1.00

03:44:42.000 Fuck Greg. 1.00

03:44:43.000 Okay, so Greg was treating Wayne... 1.00

03:44:44.000 Greg was treating Wayne...

03:44:46.000 Hold on.

03:44:47.000 Greg was treating Wayne like, oh, hey, hold these mitts for me, essentially.

03:44:51.000 You know what I mean?

03:44:51.000 And I kind of, for me...

03:44:52.000 That's what he does now, though.

03:44:54.000 No, he does a lot more than that.

03:44:55.000 Well, he teaches boxing.

03:44:56.000 No, he's got a legit guy who's fighting right now for a big fight.

03:44:59.000 But he teaches boxing. 0.97

03:45:01.000 But the point I'm making is that in life, when you see somebody who accomplished a great deal, you've got to fucking give it up. 0.95

03:45:08.000 You have to have respect for that. 0.91

03:45:09.000 You have to have gratitude for it.

03:45:11.000 You have to mark it.

03:45:12.000 You have to treat it with some reverence.

03:45:14.000 I think reverence is important.

03:45:17.000 I'm sorry to use him as an example.

03:45:18.000 Here's what is important.

03:45:20.000 There's no reason to disrespect him.

03:45:22.000 It's not like he's doing anything.

03:45:23.000 Even if he wasn't a legend, you shouldn't disrespect him.

03:45:25.000 Of course.

03:45:25.000 No, but it's more than that.

03:45:26.000 But you know that he's highly accomplished in the sport that you're attempting to pursue.

03:45:30.000 Silver medalist in the Olympics?

03:45:31.000 It's amazing. 1.00

03:45:32.000 But for sure, get your fucking hits. 1.00

03:45:34.000 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00

03:45:36.000 But here's what I'm saying.

03:45:37.000 It's like, why would you want to say bad things about him, ever?

03:45:40.000 But people, what I'm saying is people who don't...

03:45:42.000 They might not know me.

03:45:43.000 Yeah, but people who don't express gratitude like that and don't...

03:45:46.000 He's an older boxer.

03:45:48.000 So it might be the young guy who has no idea.

03:45:50.000 Here's what it is.

03:45:52.000 That's what bothered me.

03:45:54.000 People know that when you have something and it's amazing and then you lose it, you realize you're not as great as you once were.

03:46:00.000 So they recognize that Wayne McCullough was a world champion boxer, a silver medalist in the Olympics, and his athletic peak, he was loved throughout And he's not there anymore.

03:46:11.000 So they recognize this as an opportunity to see someone who has diminished from their previous height.

03:46:17.000 And they try to attack.

03:46:19.000 Exactly.

03:46:19.000 They try to attack him to make him feel bad because they know psychologically that this has to have some sort of an effect on the way his self-esteem interprets reality.

03:46:27.000 But also because they never touched that. 0.94

03:46:28.000 Because they never fucking came close to that kind of accomplishment. 0.90

03:46:31.000 I know, but that's why they're doing it. 0.97

03:46:32.000 Because they're trying to bring him down.

03:46:34.000 Exactly.

03:46:34.000 It's an animal instinct.

03:46:36.000 Exactly.

03:46:36.000 It's an animal instinct.

03:46:36.000 God, that's a bummer.

03:46:37.000 But I hate that shit. 1.00

03:46:39.000 Haters are losers. 1.00

03:46:41.000 Exactly. 1.00

03:46:41.000 They have to be. 1.00

03:46:43.000 And that's what I was experiencing recently.

03:46:45.000 You can't be a winner and also be a hater.

03:46:47.000 Exactly.

03:46:49.000 And that's what I was trying to say. 0.99

03:46:50.000 I go, if you can't celebrate and have some reverence for what that dude did, or anybody like that, that's your fucking problem and that holds you back. 0.98

03:46:59.000 Well, they've never been beat up then, probably. 0.98

03:47:01.000 You're right, buddy.

03:47:01.000 Nate McCullough was so good.

03:47:03.000 Pocket Rocket?

03:47:05.000 What?

03:47:05.000 Such a good legend.

03:47:07.000 And a fucking gentleman. 1.00

03:47:09.000 God damn it. 1.00

03:47:10.000 I'm throwing this cheese away. 0.99

03:47:11.000 You ever watch Joe Calzaghe? 1.00

03:47:12.000 Fuck yes. 0.99

03:47:13.000 Dude, I was watching some Joe Calzaghe training footage of somebody he put on Twitter today. 1.00

03:47:17.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.

03:47:18.000 Trained by his dad, man.

03:47:19.000 Oh my God. 1.00

03:47:20.000 His fucking hand speed was retarded. 1.00

03:47:23.000 He was so fast. 1.00

03:47:24.000 He lost to Hopkins, right?

03:47:26.000 No, he beat Hopkins.

03:47:27.000 He beat Roy Jones Jr. Beat Hopkins.

03:47:29.000 Retired later.

03:47:31.000 Undefeated.

03:47:33.000 He beat Hopkins?

03:47:35.000 Yes, he did.

03:47:36.000 He beat Hopkins.

03:47:37.000 He beat Roy Jones Jr. We just don't accept him because he wasn't in Medicano.

03:47:42.000 Because he was an English gentleman.

03:47:44.000 Yeah, he gets no credit.

03:47:45.000 Listen, Joe Calzaghe is like an all-time great. 1.00

03:47:48.000 Rugged motherfucker. 1.00

03:47:49.000 46-0. 1.00

03:47:51.000 Damn. 1.00

03:47:52.000 He might have retired. 1.00

03:47:53.000 Does it have his record?

03:47:55.000 What?

03:47:56.000 46-0. 1.00

03:47:57.000 That's his fucking record. 1.00

03:47:57.000 No, no, I'm saying who he'd be. 1.00

03:47:59.000 I've been sleeping on Calzaghe. 1.00

03:48:00.000 I've been sleeping on Calzaghe, motherfuckers. 1.00

03:48:02.000 Roy Jones, Bernard. 1.00

03:48:03.000 Bernard Hopkins. 1.00

03:48:05.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:48:05.000 Kessler. 1.00

03:48:06.000 He beat a lot.

03:48:07.000 Jeff Lacey.

03:48:08.000 Jeff Lacey was one of his big wins early on in his career.

03:48:11.000 Talker.

03:48:11.000 Bernard Hopkins?

03:48:13.000 He beat Bernard Hopkins.

03:48:14.000 Who's named Tucker Putwell?

03:48:15.000 He beat Roy Jones Jr. What was the year of that fight?

03:48:18.000 08. 08. He beat Bernard and Roy in the same year.

03:48:22.000 Honestly, Roy was not the Roy of his prime.

03:48:26.000 In 08, he was still pretty badass, wasn't he?

03:48:30.000 No.

03:48:31.000 He was good in the 90s.

03:48:33.000 Compared to everybody in this room, he's badass right now.

03:48:36.000 If we ought to get it, Roy Jones Jr. could have... 0.97

03:48:38.000 Five tequila shots and box the shit out of everyone in this room. 1.00

03:48:42.000 I think everyone in this room can take that silly bitch down. 1.00

03:48:46.000 Fuck that dude. 1.00

03:48:49.000 Hey, man. 1.00

03:48:50.000 Hey, have some fucking reverence. 1.00

03:48:52.000 This is what I'm talking about, you hater, motherfucker. 1.00

03:48:54.000 You're the one! 1.00

03:48:55.000 That's not hating.

03:48:56.000 That's real life.

03:48:58.000 I'm a critical thinker.

03:48:59.000 I sat directly behind Roy Jones Jr., and this was my monologue in my head.

03:49:04.000 I was going like this.

03:49:05.000 I was going, that's the one of the greatest of all time.

03:49:08.000 And then I was doing this, I was saying stuff like this.

03:49:09.000 He's got a lot of fast twitch muscle. 1.00

03:49:11.000 Look at his fucking traps. 1.00

03:49:12.000 He's got a weird head. 1.00

03:49:13.000 I bet he can move that head. 1.00

03:49:15.000 He can kick my ass right now. 1.00

03:49:16.000 I wonder what I would do if I had to fight him in a jail cell. 1.00

03:49:19.000 These are all the questions I ask.

03:49:20.000 At 49 years old, I'm asking these questions. 1.00

03:49:23.000 You ever seen his dick pic? 1.00

03:49:25.000 In an elevator, he's taking me down. 1.00

03:49:27.000 Taking you down?

03:49:28.000 He's going to take you down?

03:49:29.000 He's going to knock me down.

03:49:31.000 What?

03:49:31.000 Wait, listen, in elevators, you get your best shot.

03:49:33.000 I know.

03:49:34.000 He's not getting away in an elevator. 0.94

03:49:35.000 I double leg the fuck out of my high school double leg. 1.00

03:49:37.000 He's gonna dirty butt too. 0.99

03:49:38.000 High and tight. 0.99

03:49:39.000 The shoulders come up.

03:49:40.000 The hands go in. 0.86

03:49:41.000 You shoot in.

03:49:42.000 What's he doing? 0.85

03:49:42.000 He's hitting elbows. 0.85

03:49:43.000 He's got no gloves on. 1.00

03:49:44.000 He's hitting fucking elbows. 1.00

03:49:45.000 What is he doing? 1.00

03:49:46.000 He's hitting the ground. 1.00

03:49:46.000 You're fucking hitting bone, motherfucker. 1.00

03:49:48.000 That's what I say as I fucking bring his knees in. 1.00

03:49:51.000 I bring him in. 0.99

03:49:52.000 What happened?

03:49:52.000 Up, down.

03:49:53.000 And then I armbar him.

03:49:55.000 With my bad armbar.

03:49:56.000 My blue belt armbar.

03:49:58.000 Brendan, what do you think about that?

03:49:59.000 I don't see it happening.

03:50:01.000 Have you guys ever rolled?

03:50:03.000 You guys have rolled?

03:50:04.000 Have we rolled?

03:50:04.000 Have I rolled with heavyweight Brendan Shaw?

03:50:06.000 With heavyweight...

03:50:07.000 For real, like a real roll, eight minute round, let's go for real.

03:50:10.000 Dude, with Brendan Shaw...

03:50:12.000 Yes or no?

03:50:12.000 Is that a yes or no?

03:50:14.000 We've rolled a ton. 1.00

03:50:16.000 I always fuck with him. 1.00

03:50:16.000 I have grabbed him in a perfect head and arm lock, thrown my hips out judo style, brought his head and his arm in with a gable grip, kept my chin tight, and looked at him and gone, he was trying to take a nap, and I go, you're going fucking nowhere, 1.00

03:50:33.000 motherfucker, and had him tight, I mean arm and head tight judo, hips splayed, hips splayed, fucking, what's his name, here you go, this is There's another one. 0.99

03:50:43.000 Look at this. 1.00

03:50:44.000 This is Greco. 0.94

03:50:45.000 This is Greco. 0.94

03:50:46.000 Look at this.

03:50:47.000 I'm just chilling.

03:50:47.000 Look at this.

03:50:48.000 That's amazing.

03:50:49.000 He's tapping me immediately.

03:50:50.000 He's just amazing with no hormone supplements.

03:50:53.000 You don't just break. 1.00

03:50:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00

03:50:55.000 Fuck you. 1.00

03:50:55.000 That's high. 1.00

03:50:56.000 Look at that high fucking... 1.00

03:50:58.000 You look like you'd be super fragile. 1.00

03:51:00.000 Look at what he's doing.

03:51:02.000 If I was near that, I'd be like...

03:51:03.000 He tapped me.

03:51:07.000 Yeah, a ton.

03:51:08.000 Yeah.

03:51:08.000 Has he ever gotten you?

03:51:10.000 No, Eddie.

03:51:12.000 The 49-year-old comic did not beat me up, man.

03:51:16.000 It's not a compliment.

03:51:17.000 I'm not beating you up.

03:51:18.000 I just want to catch you every now and then.

03:51:20.000 What?

03:51:20.000 You guys got to stop talking over each other.

03:51:22.000 I know, but I mean, I couldn't do it. 0.99

03:51:24.000 If I had a fucking gun, it would be a problem. 0.99

03:51:26.000 He does whatever he wants. 1.00

03:51:28.000 That's why you got to let him come.

03:51:29.000 I've been talking about that all night.

03:51:32.000 It always comes back to the coming.

03:51:33.000 Help him come, man.

03:51:34.000 Help him come.

03:51:34.000 He's less aggressive.

03:51:35.000 There's a reason why big people exist.

03:51:38.000 They were better at war. 0.84

03:51:39.000 We've been podcasting for four hours. 1.00

03:51:40.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

03:51:41.000 Why are you measuring time? 1.00

03:51:42.000 It's all bullshit. 1.00

03:51:43.000 Is this still going, though? 1.00

03:51:43.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

03:51:44.000 I thought we weren't allowed to. 0.99

03:51:45.000 We could do whatever we want.

03:51:46.000 It's like we're in Alaska.

03:51:47.000 It's just us, man.

03:51:49.000 Jamie, I thought we had to be cut off at three hours.

03:51:50.000 No more rules.

03:51:51.000 I'm tired.

03:51:52.000 I can't do it anymore.

03:51:53.000 We'll break this podcast up into part one and part two.

03:51:57.000 I can't be employed anymore.

03:51:59.000 I can't do it anymore.

03:52:00.000 I have it left in me.

03:52:01.000 It's drained like a sponge.

03:52:03.000 It doesn't exist.

03:52:04.000 I want to be free.

03:52:05.000 This podcast for us, thanks to your urging, has been a life changer.

03:52:09.000 I told you.

03:52:11.000 Can I show you guys that movie trailer?

03:52:14.000 No.

03:52:15.000 Excuse me.

03:52:15.000 We're talking about podcasts.

03:52:16.000 The what? 0.99

03:52:18.000 See some random fucking movie trailer. 0.99

03:52:21.000 Jamie wants to talk about tickling. 0.99

03:52:24.000 I definitely want to see it.

03:52:25.000 No, Jamie. 1.00

03:52:26.000 I was trying to encourage Eddie Bravo into bringing back Eddie Bravo radio, and you want to talk about tickling, you fuck. 0.99

03:52:32.000 Eddie, I don't have to get punched in the face anymore because of the podcast. 0.99

03:52:36.000 You know what? 0.96

03:52:37.000 I loved doing my podcast, but I feel like sometimes, you know when you do a podcast and you get a new audience and you gotta tell the fucking same story over and over?

03:52:47.000 I hate saying the same, you know, when people start saying, here he goes again.

03:52:51.000 Why would you say the same story over and over?

03:52:52.000 Because, you know, it comes up, you're in a podcast.

03:52:54.000 I've done that.

03:52:55.000 You've got to say, you've got to kind of abbreviate it and say, I've talked about this before.

03:53:00.000 But unfortunately, unless that's cut up in a clip, it's hard for people who just started listening to your podcast to find that.

03:53:07.000 So it becomes annoying.

03:53:09.000 Because you're speaking to so many people.

03:53:11.000 You were getting, what, 50, 100,000 downloads?

03:53:14.000 How many downloads were you getting?

03:53:15.000 No, I don't know.

03:53:15.000 How many were you getting?

03:53:16.000 Nothing.

03:53:16.000 Whatever you were getting.

03:53:17.000 Nothing.

03:53:18.000 Let's say you're getting 5,000.

03:53:20.000 Even if you're getting 5,000. 1.00

03:53:21.000 That's 5,000 fucking people in an arena. 0.98

03:53:24.000 I mean, Ari and I had this conversation when we first started talking about Twitter. 0.99

03:53:27.000 Because Ari would get on Twitter and he's like, I've only got 2,000 followers.

03:53:30.000 I'd go, what would you think if you went to a show and you're like, it's only 2,000 people?

03:53:36.000 You would never think that.

03:53:37.000 You would never think that. 1.00

03:53:38.000 You'd be like, holy shit, there's 2,000 people. 0.99

03:53:40.000 He's like, you're right. 0.99

03:53:42.000 I go, yeah, I'm right.

03:53:43.000 There's 2,000 people listening.

03:53:45.000 And eventually, you're going to say something funny, and someone's going to find out about it, and they're going to spread it to five people, and they'll spread it to ten, and you'll have 1,500 people in six months.

03:53:54.000 How many Twitter followers do you have, Till Rogan?

03:53:58.000 I don't know.

03:53:59.000 Over a million.

03:54:00.000 1.9 or something like that?

03:54:02.000 What is it, Jamie?

03:54:03.000 What is it, Jamie?

03:54:03.000 Check it.

03:54:04.000 1.9 million?

03:54:06.000 1.9 million.

03:54:07.000 How about Instagram followers?

03:54:08.000 1.1 million. 0.99

03:54:09.000 Damn, it's crazy you know. 0.99

03:54:11.000 Listen, you guys will have that too. 0.99

03:54:13.000 It's an accumulative effect. 1.00

03:54:15.000 There's girls out there who just do nothing but stick their ass in front of a camera. 1.00

03:54:18.000 They have like 10 times as many as me. 0.99

03:54:20.000 God bless them.

03:54:21.000 Weird, huh?

03:54:22.000 I found this Russian broad. 0.99

03:54:24.000 Oh my god, I almost jerked off in front of my friends. 0.99

03:54:26.000 Let me see her. 0.99

03:54:27.000 She's so hot. 0.97

03:54:27.000 She was that hot? 0.97

03:54:28.000 It didn't make any sense.

03:54:29.000 What's her name?

03:54:30.000 I'm going to tell you.

03:54:30.000 It's frustrating, man.

03:54:31.000 I don't want to get more followers.

03:54:32.000 Dude, please tell me who she is. 0.99

03:54:34.000 Now I have to know. 0.99

03:54:36.000 It's 10 fucking p.m. 0.99

03:54:37.000 We'll talk later. 0.99

03:54:38.000 I don't remember it.

03:54:38.000 Come on, bro.

03:54:39.000 Don't be a baby.

03:54:40.000 I don't.

03:54:40.000 I don't remember it.

03:54:40.000 Jamie, you know.

03:54:41.000 I bet it's the one I just randomly found, too.

03:54:43.000 Dark hair or light hair?

03:54:44.000 Dark. 0.73

03:54:45.000 Yeah.

03:54:45.000 You guys are getting a bunch more followers.

03:54:47.000 Either way.

03:54:48.000 Either way, bring her up. 0.92

03:54:49.000 Either way, she's a hot. 1.00

03:54:49.000 Let's move on. 1.00

03:54:50.000 Let's move on.

03:54:51.000 This is what's important.

03:54:53.000 It's about consistency.

03:54:55.000 Like, when you're using social media, it's about honesty and consistency.

03:55:00.000 And you guys are super honest and you're super consistent.

03:55:02.000 So, it's gonna be people who don't like you.

03:55:05.000 It's inevitable.

03:55:06.000 People don't like me, they don't like Eddie.

03:55:08.000 Oh, Jesus!

03:55:10.000 Jesus!

03:55:10.000 Good Lord!

03:55:11.000 Turn that off, Jamie!

03:55:12.000 She's a good girl.

03:55:13.000 Those are muscular quads.

03:55:14.000 Those are muscular quads, sir.

03:55:16.000 Yeah, she does some squats. 1.00

03:55:18.000 That bitch can jump over buildings. 1.00

03:55:20.000 I'm gonna come. 1.00

03:55:20.000 That bitch can jump rope your dick. 1.00

03:55:22.000 Look at her fucking quads. 1.00

03:55:24.000 Hey, guys. 1.00

03:55:26.000 Jamie, stop it. 0.99

03:55:27.000 Goddamn, Jamie. 0.99

03:55:27.000 Those quads are a little much. 0.99

03:55:28.000 Those quads are a little much, bro.

03:55:30.000 One more.

03:55:31.000 One more, Jamie.

03:55:31.000 Thinking about is the milking properties of that...

03:55:34.000 Take it down, Mr. Little Jamie.

03:55:36.000 Hey, you guys. 1.00

03:55:36.000 All I'm thinking about is the milking properties of that pussy. 1.00

03:55:38.000 Not so much muscle. 1.00

03:55:39.000 The fact that pussy's like... 1.00

03:55:41.000 Like a vice. 1.00

03:55:42.000 Like a farmer's hand.

03:55:44.000 Squeezing out a wet pair of socks.

03:55:47.000 A farmer's hand.

03:55:49.000 You guys want to come or what?

03:55:51.000 Well, now I don't want in. 0.99

03:55:53.000 It's down by the river with a fucking set of sheets. 1.00

03:55:58.000 That bitch is on some acai. 1.00

03:55:59.000 Her quads are way too jacked. 1.00

03:56:01.000 It's the Let's Come podcast, guys.

03:56:04.000 Hey, one more picture of that girl for the hell of a minute. 1.00

03:56:06.000 No, no more. 1.00

03:56:09.000 Who brought the fucking Puritan to the party? 1.00

03:56:12.000 You know what's the beautiful thing about podcasts? 1.00

03:56:13.000 What, do you wear belts on your hats?

03:56:15.000 The beautiful thing about podcasts is that what we have, all of us together, is like a legit network.

03:56:20.000 And not just us, but everybody else out there.

03:56:22.000 You know, there's always been networks like CBS and ABC and NBC, but those networks are like businesses.

03:56:27.000 But we're a network of friends.

03:56:29.000 That's a new thing.

03:56:31.000 That's a new thing.

03:56:32.000 Everything that you do helps me.

03:56:35.000 Everything that I do helps you.

03:56:37.000 We all help each other.

03:56:38.000 You guys come on my podcast.

03:56:39.000 We blow it up on Twitter.

03:56:41.000 We put it up on Instagram.

03:56:42.000 We do a fight companion all together.

03:56:45.000 Everybody blows up.

03:56:46.000 This is a network, like an organic network, as opposed to like a business network where we sat down and said, I need to control 40% of this concomerate.

03:56:55.000 And there's no agenda.

03:56:56.000 We're lawyers!

03:56:57.000 But there's no agenda.

03:56:58.000 It's just friends.

03:56:59.000 There's no agenda like a business network.

03:57:01.000 No paperwork.

03:57:02.000 Everybody's cool.

03:57:03.000 Everybody helps everybody.

03:57:04.000 Hold on.

03:57:04.000 If there's ever shows that need to be tweeted, everybody's happy to tweet for everybody.

03:57:09.000 I see everybody doing it.

03:57:10.000 We all do it for each other.

03:57:11.000 All our comedian friends do it for each other.

03:57:13.000 I didn't notice that shirt.

03:57:15.000 The Keto Kid? 0.61

03:57:16.000 Get your slim on.

03:57:17.000 Yeah, he's Keto.

03:57:19.000 You don't even know about that shirt and you're in the business with him?

03:57:21.000 I don't have him sign off.

03:57:24.000 This is the first time he sees it.

03:57:25.000 He's barely paying attention.

03:57:27.000 You just make shirts and I'm like, hey, good job.

03:57:29.000 They go on sale this week, Brian.

03:57:30.000 I called him the Keto Kid at the beginning of our last podcast together. 0.77

03:57:33.000 That's awesome.

03:57:34.000 Awesome.

03:57:34.000 I was in Arizona this weekend, people were yelling, I'm Keto Kid!

03:57:39.000 I'm the kid too, and this is fucked up. 0.99

03:57:41.000 Well, he's the Keto Kid. 0.99

03:57:42.000 He's the Keto Kid.

03:57:43.000 It's more legit.

03:57:43.000 If you put something before Kid for me, what would you call me?

03:57:47.000 The old kid?

03:57:48.000 No.

03:57:48.000 Creepy Kid.

03:57:49.000 I'd call you Creepy Kid.

03:57:49.000 Creepy Kid for sure.

03:57:50.000 Creepy Kid.

03:57:51.000 The pervy Kid?

03:57:52.000 Mildly delusional Kid?

03:57:53.000 Wrinkly Kid?

03:57:54.000 The wrinkle Kid?

03:57:55.000 The lying Kid?

03:57:57.000 How about the fact that I told a story, like a really good long story, dramatic, and my father in front of a bunch of people goes like this, like friends, and he goes, now how much of that story do you think is actually true? 1.00

03:58:10.000 I was like, you motherfucker. 0.97

03:58:12.000 Well, the problem is you understand drama so well that you'll occasionally sprinkle it in as long as you keep the ethics of the original idea of the story intact. 1.00

03:58:18.000 Don't know what you're talking about, sir.

03:58:19.000 Don't know what you're talking about.

03:58:21.000 You are more concerned with the entertainment value of what you're saying than you are the veracity of the truth.

03:58:27.000 I'm outraged!

03:58:28.000 Involved in his statements.

03:58:30.000 Who's that?

03:58:31.000 Benjamin Button?

03:58:31.000 A.K.A. Brad Pitt?

03:58:32.000 Why are we showing that guy?

03:58:35.000 Jamie decides to spice it up.

03:58:37.000 Shows a naked man in the mirror with glasses on.

03:58:40.000 Yeah.

03:58:41.000 Benjamin Button flexing.

03:58:42.000 I think overall, you would never change the actual results of the story you're talking about, but you would flavor that story with additional spices that weren't in the original recipe.

03:58:52.000 He's like a lawyer. 0.97

03:58:53.000 You'll throw some shit in there to make it better, and I appreciate that. 0.99

03:58:56.000 We took our lie detector test. 0.99

03:58:58.000 But as a good friend, I have to throw things through a filter.

03:59:01.000 All the time.

03:59:01.000 And when you tell me something, I have to go, Skeptical hippo.

03:59:05.000 Skeptical hippo.

03:59:06.000 I gotta go.

03:59:06.000 I love this dude, but let me see where I go with this.

03:59:09.000 Where is he going with this?

03:59:10.000 Every story.

03:59:11.000 Yeah.

03:59:11.000 You know?

03:59:12.000 Hey, I took a lie to Texas.

03:59:13.000 I said, ask me all the Taekwondo questions you want. 1.00

03:59:16.000 Oh, you're a psycho? 1.00

03:59:16.000 No, the problem was that she goes, you're a complete liar. 1.00

03:59:19.000 That's us when Brian tells any story. 0.97

03:59:21.000 So what happened?

03:59:22.000 Well, she said, she goes, I lied across the board.

03:59:25.000 You lied about everything?

03:59:26.000 She said he lies about everything.

03:59:27.000 There were things he knew were true that he asked me to see, and it just didn't work out.

03:59:31.000 So I wiggle a lot and I sweat.

03:59:33.000 Here's the thing about a lie detector test, okay?

03:59:35.000 Here's the thing.

03:59:36.000 As soon as you're measuring something, you're changing what that thing is because you're making someone conscious of the fact that you're measuring it.

03:59:42.000 And so if you're a completely self-conscious person who's always aware of how people are viewing him, like Brian Callen, which is one of the reasons why you're so entertaining, is because you really want everybody around you.

03:59:53.000 You're very accommodating.

03:59:54.000 Yes.

03:59:54.000 And you're a very, like, Brian, like, way more than me.

03:59:58.000 He suffers fools. 1.00

03:59:59.000 Yes. 1.00

04:00:00.000 Like, we're around fools. 1.00

04:00:01.000 I'm like, I am seeing a fucking wasted time. 1.00

04:00:04.000 There's a cloud coming. 0.98

04:00:05.000 We gotta get in the car.

04:00:06.000 We gotta get out of here. 1.00

04:00:06.000 Oh, Brian loves him an idiot. 1.00

04:00:07.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

04:00:08.000 He loves it.

04:00:09.000 He loves him a doofus. 1.00

04:00:10.000 Brian loves him an idiot. 1.00

04:00:12.000 But it's because he's so accommodating. 1.00

04:00:14.000 Yeah.

04:00:14.000 He's, like, such a nice guy.

04:00:16.000 And I can't do it anymore.

04:00:17.000 One of my favorite pastimes is to go through my life and think about how much time I would have saved if I had just walked away from certain people.

04:00:23.000 You just listen to me. 1.00

04:00:24.000 You love an idiot. 1.00

04:00:25.000 How many times have I told you? 1.00

04:00:26.000 This has been a dozen times. 1.00

04:00:29.000 This guy's retarded. 1.00

04:00:30.000 This girl's crazy. 1.00

04:00:31.000 I'm like, we gotta get away from him. 1.00

04:00:33.000 This guy's gonna fucking take you to jail. 0.99

04:00:35.000 What are you doing? 0.99

04:00:37.000 You and I will both tell him about the same guy.

04:00:39.000 Oh, you don't over and over.

04:00:40.000 Hold on.

04:00:41.000 You don't know the same guy I know.

04:00:42.000 See, I know Brian Callen.

04:00:44.000 No, you do not.

04:00:45.000 I know Brian Callen from 1994. Which was a totally different crazy person.

04:00:52.000 Brian Callen from 1994. 28 years old.

04:00:56.000 Rock car dick. 0.95

04:00:57.000 You know how you have those goggles that people wear when they go swimming and they're doing laps in the pool? 0.89

04:01:02.000 Yes.

04:01:02.000 Imagine if you took those and you painted black around everything except like a pencil eraser in the center of each one of those and that's how you looked at the world.

04:01:13.000 That's how Brian would navigate life.

04:01:16.000 Just girls. 0.97

04:01:17.000 Girls and retarded friends. 1.00

04:01:19.000 And idiots. 1.00

04:01:19.000 Are you an idiot? 1.00

04:01:20.000 You a girl? 1.00

04:01:20.000 And good food. 1.00

04:01:21.000 When you'd have these friends and I'd meet these guys, I'd be like, oh yeah, hey, nice to meet you.

04:01:25.000 Come here. 0.99

04:01:26.000 You gotta get the fuck away from this guy. 0.99

04:01:27.000 What are you doing? 1.00

04:01:28.000 Why are you hanging out?

04:01:28.000 But throw in two dogs and parents and parents and moving girls and books.

04:01:34.000 I'd read all kinds of crazy shit. 0.99

04:01:36.000 I'd come over his house and he's got no doorknob. 0.99

04:01:38.000 Okay?

04:01:39.000 First of all, he has no doorknob.

04:01:40.000 He lives in Venice Beach.

04:01:41.000 He's got no doorknob.

04:01:42.000 I walk in his house.

04:01:43.000 He's got a book sitting on the table and it's like a Jack Kerouac book.

04:01:46.000 I'm like, you're not reading that book.

04:01:47.000 You want girls to think you're reading that book.

04:01:49.000 Well, I called you.

04:01:49.000 I called him up.

04:01:51.000 I go, dude, I'm laying books.

04:01:53.000 There was this girl who went to Princeton. 0.98

04:01:54.000 She was fucking really smart. 0.98

04:01:55.000 And I called Joe. 0.99

04:01:56.000 I go, I have to call you because you need to know that I'm a fraud.

04:01:59.000 But if I tell you I'm a fraud, I'm not a fraud. 0.99

04:02:00.000 So I go, bro, I'm laying books out about around my fucking place. 0.90

04:02:04.000 So the girl thinks I read and I'm keeping, I'm opening the page I was like, but the fact that I'm telling my best friend that I'm doing that, it means I'm not a fraud. 0.98

04:02:14.000 I'm lying, but I'm not lying to you.

04:02:17.000 That's the rule.

04:02:18.000 This is a true statement, but the chronology is broken.

04:02:21.000 I had informed him first that he was a fraud with his books on the coffee table, and I knew it, and he denied it, and then admitted it, and then called me.

04:02:31.000 All right.

04:02:32.000 That's the actual...

04:02:32.000 See, there you go.

04:02:33.000 I don't know about that.

04:02:34.000 It's 100% true.

04:02:35.000 Yeah.

04:02:36.000 But...

04:02:37.000 You did come clean.

04:02:39.000 Eventually.

04:02:40.000 You have to come clean.

04:02:41.000 You cannot lie to your friends.

04:02:42.000 Your friends have to know who you are, man.

04:02:44.000 But isn't that funny? 0.99

04:02:45.000 Being a guy who is secretly deep is attractive somehow to the genetics of a woman who's searching for a man with character because the guy who's secretly deep who can deal with shit, maybe gets up in the morning, sets his alarm clock at 4am and goes running up a hill, 0.97

04:03:01.000 that guy can understand what it's like to overcome pressure. 0.82

04:03:05.000 And that's appealing to women's genetics. 1.00

04:03:07.000 Yes.

04:03:08.000 Because they know that this whole supermarket, highway thing, this ain't gonna last. 1.00

04:03:15.000 No, shit hits the fan. 0.99

04:03:16.000 This is great for like a small, brief window of history, but there's a thing called a supervolcano. 1.00

04:03:23.000 Yeah.

04:03:23.000 Yes.

04:03:23.000 And it's sitting in Yellowstone National Park.

04:03:25.000 And it's a continent killer. 0.99

04:03:28.000 And every six to eight hundred thousand years, it fucking explodes. 0.99

04:03:32.000 And everything dies. 0.98

04:03:33.000 And the earth gets cool.

04:03:35.000 Because it goes into nuclear winter.

04:03:37.000 And the last time it happened was eight hundred thousand years ago. 0.99

04:03:41.000 And it's fucking coming. 0.98

04:03:44.000 Any day now. 0.99

04:03:44.000 You better enjoy this. 0.99

04:03:46.000 Yeah.

04:03:46.000 Enjoy this.

04:03:47.000 So fuck the muscular guys that wake up in the morning. 1.00

04:03:49.000 Be ready. 1.00

04:03:50.000 Listen, you don't understand what you're doing.

04:03:53.000 Be ready for what? 1.00

04:03:53.000 For the fucking volcano and lava, you pussy. 1.00

04:03:57.000 And I hunt. 1.00

04:03:58.000 You stay behind me once again.

04:04:00.000 There's no ready. 1.00

04:04:01.000 And I'll find the fucking food. 0.99

04:04:02.000 This is what I think. 1.00

04:04:03.000 You can't control your breathing.

04:04:04.000 We're gonna starve. 1.00

04:04:05.000 The universe is just as content with us being hit by a fucking asteroid and being knocked back down to single-celled organisms as it is us succeeding and figuring out a way to get to Mars. 0.99

04:04:20.000 The universe is just as happy with either result. 0.99

04:04:23.000 You can find all this paperwork in that fucking Air Force Base in Laurel Canyon. 0.98

04:04:28.000 You're talking about Mr. Leto's place! 0.99

04:04:31.000 You're talking about Mr. Leto!

04:04:33.000 Look into it!

04:04:34.000 Look into it!

04:04:35.000 I am going to.

04:04:36.000 There can be no doubt that the government has tried to manipulate the consciousness of the population.

04:04:43.000 It can be no doubt.

04:04:44.000 Boom.

04:04:44.000 Power over people.

04:04:46.000 You should do it, and Nixon was a fucking total sneaky piece of shit. 1.00

04:04:52.000 I mean, that's what Nixon's whole... 1.00

04:04:54.000 Look, they've proven that Nixon's war on drugs is about controlling the civil rights movement and controlling the anti-war movement.

04:05:01.000 It's 100% been proven.

04:05:02.000 It's one of the things that's being discussed right now in mainstream newspapers and mainstream magazines.

04:05:07.000 The reason why they went after marijuana and mushrooms and LSD is because they wanted to silence the anti-war people and the civil rights people.

04:05:14.000 Period.

04:05:15.000 Boom.

04:05:16.000 But they didn't create the doors.

04:05:17.000 No.

04:05:18.000 But they did, but they didn't mean to.

04:05:21.000 Here's the thing.

04:05:22.000 You can't engineer beautiful creativity.

04:05:24.000 Don't you love her badly?

04:05:26.000 You can't do that.

04:05:28.000 You can't do that.

04:05:28.000 Break off through to the other side!

04:05:36.000 Eddie, you're a brilliant, creative guy.

04:05:39.000 And one of the reasons why you're brilliant and creative is because you were repressed as a child. 0.73

04:05:44.000 You encountered a lot of stress and bullshit and a lot of people that were counting against you.

04:05:52.000 They were rooting against you, and you figured out a way to rise through that and figure your way through this maze of life on your own.

04:06:00.000 And it's because of that pressure that created this creativity, in my opinion.

04:06:04.000 I mean, I might be wrong.

04:06:05.000 You like the doors of jiu-jitsu.

04:06:06.000 But I think that's the same thing that happens to a lot of guys, whether it's Kurt Cobain or Jimi Hendrix or Jim Morrison.

04:06:12.000 I think...

04:06:13.000 You deal with the wrong, you see the wrong thing. 0.98

04:06:17.000 You see a dad who's an alcoholic or who beats his mom and this fucking chaos and the house gets repossessed and you see all the flaws of the people before you. 0.93

04:06:26.000 And oftentimes the most together people are the people that grew up with parents that weren't together. 0.98

04:06:31.000 Because they realize, whoa, I gotta realize what these people are doing wrong and I gotta get it right myself.

04:06:36.000 So when you see a guy like Jim Morrison who's this fucking brilliant freak who came out of nowhere, if you really look at musical history, but this is what I'm saying.

04:06:47.000 If you look at musical history, like the 1950s were like the doorway to this rock and roll thing. 0.96

04:06:53.000 Like Elvis came through and Jerry Lee Lewis and there was Chuck Berry. 0.99

04:06:57.000 But there's all this weird music came through and then the Beatles and then there was these rock Fuck motherfuckers. 1.00

04:07:03.000 And there was all these drugs that are involved. 1.00

04:07:05.000 And there's also the war. 0.92

04:07:06.000 And everybody's trying to get the fuck away from the war.

04:07:08.000 And the civil rights movement.

04:07:09.000 And the civil rights movement.

04:07:10.000 Black people hadn't been able to vote.

04:07:11.000 In 1964 was when they were granted the right to vote.

04:07:14.000 Think about that.

04:07:16.000 1964. It has all the elements of a classic suppression and response to the suppression creative outburst.

04:07:23.000 And that creative outburst is one of the most beautiful, artistic accomplishments of the human race.

04:07:31.000 If you look at the 1960s, look at the Beatles, you look at the Led Zeppelin, look at the Doors, look at the Who, look at the music of the 60s, look at...

04:07:40.000 Jefferson Starship.

04:07:41.000 Oh my god.

04:07:42.000 No one's no one's writing great music on antidepressants.

04:07:46.000 It's not happening. 0.99

04:07:47.000 All I'm saying is I don't know what the fuck's going on. 0.99

04:07:49.000 All I'm saying if it's true, if it might not even be true, if it's true that all those bands came from Laurel Canyon and they were all kids of Air Force intelligence officers, that's fucking weak. 0.99

04:08:01.000 Maybe that's what they related on. 0.53

04:08:03.000 Yeah, but you don't understand that the parents would be busy at work. 1.00

04:08:07.000 They don't even have time to spend time with their fucking kids. 1.00

04:08:10.000 They love their kids, Joe. 1.00

04:08:11.000 The kids eventually wind up being drug addicts. 0.99

04:08:13.000 They go to school, they smoke cigarettes, they hang out with the cool kids, they go hang out by the fucking auto shop, and they learn how to fix tires. 0.99

04:08:22.000 None of them got drafted. 0.97

04:08:24.000 Well, without a doubt, the parents would use their influence to keep their children from being drafted.

04:08:29.000 Of course.

04:08:29.000 It's happened throughout history.

04:08:30.000 Who wouldn't, though?

04:08:31.000 And coincidentally, they become rock stars.

04:08:33.000 And coincidentally, they become rock stars.

04:08:36.000 That's a coincidence?

04:08:37.000 But you're assuming the most preposterous thing, Eddie.

04:08:46.000 Eddie, you're assuming the most preposterous thing. 1.00

04:08:49.000 You're assuming that the most creative, beautiful moment in music history, arguably, the 1960s, was created by retards so fucking stupid that got a job at the government. 1.00

04:09:02.000 Yeah, correct. 1.00

04:09:03.000 How dare you. 0.99

04:09:04.000 I'm not saying shit. 0.99

04:09:05.000 I'm just saying it's weird. 0.98

04:09:05.000 It's so far-fetched. 0.98

04:09:06.000 It's not fucking weird, Eddie. 0.96

04:09:07.000 It's obvious. 0.86

04:09:08.000 Isn't that weird?

04:09:08.000 There's suppression.

04:09:10.000 Don't you recognize...

04:09:12.000 It's weird, dude. 0.99

04:09:13.000 It's fucking weird. 0.93

04:09:15.000 Eddie, Eddie. 0.99

04:09:15.000 Do you not recognize the pressure? 0.99

04:09:17.000 Top secret Air Force intelligence base making propaganda films in Laurel Kang and all those bands.

04:09:22.000 You can name them all.

04:09:22.000 The Doors, The Eagles, Linda Ronstadt, all of them.

04:09:25.000 They were all kids.

04:09:26.000 Let me ask you this.

04:09:27.000 Let me ask you this.

04:09:27.000 The people that work there.

04:09:28.000 That's weird shit! 1.00

04:09:30.000 What would be the benefit the government would have when making awesome music like The Doors music? 1.00

04:09:36.000 Besides being awesome?

04:09:37.000 I don't know.

04:09:38.000 You tell me.

04:09:38.000 The government doesn't have a music department.

04:09:43.000 Jim Morrison's father orchestrated the Gulf of Tonkin.

04:09:47.000 What about your dad?

04:09:47.000 What about my dad?

04:09:48.000 I don't even talk to that fucking dude. 1.00

04:09:50.000 Exactly. 1.00

04:09:51.000 My dad didn't orchestrate nothing.

04:09:52.000 That's what I'm talking about.

04:09:53.000 That's what I'm talking about.

04:09:54.000 Both of us don't even talk to our dads. 0.99

04:09:56.000 Why the fuck would you assume that Jim Morrison talked to his dad? 1.00

04:09:59.000 I would assume that Jim Morrison is such a bad motherfucker. 1.00

04:10:01.000 He was close to his father. 1.00

04:10:02.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

04:10:03.000 If you're close to your dad, you don't do acid. 1.00

04:10:05.000 You don't pull your dick out of Miami and get arrested. 0.99

04:10:06.000 It's a legit point. 1.00

04:10:07.000 Guys with good dads don't pull their dicks out. 1.00

04:10:09.000 Damn it, you guys. 1.00

04:10:10.000 This podcast is out of fucking control. 1.00

04:10:13.000 And these antlers have fur on them. 1.00

04:10:15.000 It's in control.

04:10:16.000 And that's velvet.

04:10:17.000 Velvet!

04:10:17.000 I hated the door.

04:10:18.000 That's a mule deer.

04:10:19.000 It's velvet. 0.99

04:10:20.000 That's a nice fucking mule deer. 0.99

04:10:22.000 Thank you very much. 0.99

04:10:22.000 Hey, are we gonna shoot some mule deer with my bow? 0.99

04:10:25.000 No, there's no way you're doing anything by that time unless you get some serious practice.

04:10:30.000 I don't think you understand how difficult it is even to hit a target.

04:10:34.000 You just said how great he is.

04:10:35.000 I'm getting my bow fixed.

04:10:37.000 I gotta pee.

04:10:38.000 I did not.

04:10:39.000 Certainly did not.

04:10:40.000 He's never even shot an arrow.

04:10:41.000 He came over my house once.

04:10:43.000 He couldn't pull my bow back. 1.00

04:10:43.000 Hey, that's bullshit. 1.00

04:10:44.000 I wasn't there. 1.00

04:10:45.000 You tell the truth.

04:10:47.000 What happened? 1.00

04:10:48.000 I had a fucking trick. 1.00

04:10:50.000 I have a trick shoulder. 1.00

04:10:52.000 Shoulders jacked. 1.00

04:10:54.000 Fuck that 90 pound bow. 1.00

04:10:55.000 I got a 60 pound bow. 1.00

04:10:56.000 He hasn't pulled a bow back yet, but we have to...

04:11:00.000 It's not ethical at this stage, because we're talking about going out in August, and right now it's almost June.

04:11:07.000 Do you think you'll ever progress? 0.99

04:11:09.000 Do you think you're killing because you started small with little birds and shit? 0.99

04:11:13.000 Do you think you'll ever get to the... 1.00

04:11:14.000 Now you're bears and shit. 1.00

04:11:16.000 Rhinos. 1.00

04:11:17.000 Why not killer whales?

04:11:19.000 First of all, a killer whale, you don't eat them, and they're intelligent. 1.00

04:11:23.000 I don't want to eat smart shit. 1.00

04:11:23.000 Bears are very smart. 1.00

04:11:24.000 They're smart compared to what?

04:11:26.000 They know to eat their babies because their babies are going to come back to hunt them later. 0.99

04:11:29.000 So that's how smart they are. 1.00

04:11:30.000 That's like FBI shit right there. 1.00

04:11:32.000 That's not intelligence. 0.99

04:11:33.000 That's not intelligence.

04:11:35.000 That's not vision, bro.

04:11:36.000 That's not vision.

04:11:37.000 I'm not mad at that argument.

04:11:37.000 Yeah, come on.

04:11:38.000 That's like this motherfucker. 1.00

04:11:39.000 He's a little baby right now. 1.00

04:11:41.000 Right now.

04:11:42.000 But he's going to grow up really quick.

04:11:43.000 He's smart. 1.00

04:11:44.000 And this motherfucker's going to try to fuck my shit up. 1.00

04:11:45.000 I better eat him while he's a little baby. 1.00

04:11:47.000 After a while you learn that shit in the wild. 1.00

04:11:49.000 That's the law of the fucking wilderness. 1.00

04:11:51.000 That's not why they kill each other. 1.00

04:11:53.000 They kill their babies because it brings the female back in the heat so they can fuck them. 1.00

04:11:56.000 That's another good reason. 1.00

04:11:57.000 I like that. 1.00

04:11:58.000 So what happens is the female will have a cub and then they'll go into their den and they'll hibernate in their den and they come out in the spring and the male will be horny but the female's like, I already have babies, fuck you. 1.00

04:12:09.000 And so the male eats the veggies. 1.00

04:12:10.000 Typical.

04:12:10.000 Not anymore.

04:12:10.000 Typical.

04:12:11.000 That's like the same old shit. 1.00

04:12:14.000 Species, the species, the species is the same shit. 1.00

04:12:17.000 Whoa, he got crazy. 1.00

04:12:18.000 I'm kidding.

04:12:18.000 I'm just playing.

04:12:20.000 Scared the fuck out of me.

04:12:22.000 You know what I'm talking about! 1.00

04:12:23.000 That's some bullshit! 1.00

04:12:24.000 I gotta pee. 1.00

04:12:25.000 Hold on, you guys talk about yourself. 0.94

04:12:26.000 Whoa, you're taking a piss for the first time. 0.96

04:12:28.000 I've been lost like four hours in, man. 0.94

04:12:30.000 Yes!

04:12:30.000 10-20.

04:12:31.000 It's a piss marathon.

04:12:33.000 It's 4-20?

04:12:33.000 10-20.

04:12:34.000 Oh my god. 1.00

04:12:35.000 My wife's gonna kill me. 1.00

04:12:39.000 Okay, someone keep the podcast going.

04:12:41.000 Okay, let me do some doors here. 0.70

04:12:42.000 Okay, ladies and gentlemen.

04:12:43.000 Jim Morrison.

04:12:44.000 I walk away for a second.

04:12:46.000 He starts texting people. 1.00

04:12:47.000 This is a goddamn podcast going on. 0.99

04:12:50.000 Brian, show me how badass you want to be. 0.99

04:12:52.000 Do some of your... 1.00

04:12:53.000 You want to be a fucking warrior. 1.00

04:12:55.000 Show me... 1.00

04:12:55.000 Tell me, Brian, I hear you want to be a warrior. 1.00

04:12:58.000 Tell me how bad you want to be a fucking warrior. 1.00

04:13:00.000 Tell me how bad you want it. 1.00

04:13:02.000 You want it bad? 0.99

04:13:02.000 Dude, I fucking practice sidekick until I start coming off the ground. 0.99

04:13:06.000 That's what I heard. 0.99

04:13:08.000 Can I be honest? 0.97

04:13:09.000 I'm not trying to be a dick. 0.91

04:13:10.000 My jab, to practice my jab, I catch birds out of the air. 0.74

04:13:13.000 I know it sounds weird, but I do. 1.00

04:13:14.000 Eddie, I hate to be a dick, but the other day, Brian was telling me how he thinks the whole 9-11 thing is just, he thinks you're full of shit. 1.00

04:13:24.000 Of course, he's on that side. 1.00

04:13:25.000 He's on that side.

04:13:26.000 I love Eddie.

04:13:26.000 You know I love Eddie.

04:13:27.000 No matter what?

04:13:28.000 I like Eddie so much that I never argue with him.

04:13:30.000 No matter what?

04:13:31.000 There's no way I'm going to argue with him.

04:13:34.000 I don't argue because I like Eddie too much.

04:13:35.000 I don't argue because I like Eddie too much.

04:13:36.000 I don't argue because I like Eddie too much.

04:13:43.000 Hey, I would love to believe the government and everything they say, too. 0.98

04:13:45.000 I would fucking love that. 0.95

04:13:46.000 No, I don't believe everything they say. 0.99

04:13:47.000 No, no, no.

04:13:48.000 I'm talking about Brian.

04:13:49.000 He believes everything they say.

04:13:50.000 No, I don't think he does.

04:13:51.000 No, no.

04:13:52.000 Brian, you don't believe everything the government says.

04:13:54.000 Tell me one big incident, one tragic incident.

04:13:57.000 He said he doesn't trust them.

04:13:58.000 No, he totally does, because he trusts everything about 9-11, and there's holes everywhere.

04:14:01.000 So if you trust watching Tower 7 completely free fall on video from five different angles, and you believe the government eight years later when they finally came out and they said, Oh, I got too hot.

04:14:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

04:14:12.000 You believe that shit, you're on that side. 0.99

04:14:16.000 That's the litmus test. 1.00

04:14:17.000 There's nothing you can say to those guys.

04:14:19.000 Nothing.

04:14:20.000 I give up.

04:14:20.000 That's why I go to Tower 7. I go, do you believe Tower 7 collapsed at free-fall speed because it got hot?

04:14:26.000 If they say yes, then I'm done.

04:14:28.000 I'm done.

04:14:28.000 Well, that doesn't mean he believes all government.

04:14:30.000 No, no, no.

04:14:31.000 If you believe that, that's the worst one.

04:14:33.000 It's on video, five different angles.

04:14:35.000 There's many on video demolition experts looking at this and saying...

04:14:41.000 There are a lot of demolition experts that don't agree with that.

04:14:44.000 No, but...

04:14:44.000 You don't have any video?

04:14:45.000 Scientific American did an amazing debunking all of your theories there.

04:14:51.000 So you believe Tower 7 collapsed at free-fall speed because it got too hot?

04:14:55.000 I don't know anything about that.

04:14:56.000 I know nothing about that stuff.

04:15:01.000 Let me educate you a little bit.

04:15:02.000 When they had a press conference with NIST, the National Institute of Standard and Technology, they're the ones that came out and explained what happened to Tower 7. When they asked them, did you guys check for explosives?

04:15:15.000 Why didn't you check for explosives?

04:15:16.000 It's really simple. 1.00

04:15:18.000 It's like kindergarten shit. 1.00

04:15:19.000 When they asked the head of NIST, why didn't you check for explosives? 1.00

04:15:21.000 For explosives.

04:15:23.000 Why didn't you test for explosives on Tower 7?

04:15:25.000 They said there was no reason to.

04:15:27.000 There was no testimonial.

04:15:28.000 There was no witnesses.

04:15:29.000 Meanwhile, there's about an hour of witnesses, firemen, policemen, saying, Bombs went off!

04:15:35.000 Bombs went off!

04:15:36.000 There's video of bombs going off!

04:15:38.000 Bombs went off!

04:15:38.000 Bombs!

04:15:39.000 And the guy said...

04:15:40.000 We didn't check for bombs because there was no eyewitness testimony.

04:15:45.000 What about that, Brian?

04:15:46.000 Who flew those planes in the building?

04:15:48.000 Exactly.

04:15:49.000 That's what I'm saying.

04:15:50.000 Was it remote control?

04:15:50.000 There's nothing anybody can say.

04:15:52.000 It was remote control?

04:15:53.000 There's nothing I can say to you.

04:15:56.000 There's nothing I can say.

04:15:58.000 I provided complete video evidence for you.

04:16:00.000 I broke it down for you.

04:16:02.000 Here's the problem.

04:16:03.000 And you're still saying...

04:16:03.000 That's still not enough.

04:16:05.000 There's nothing I can say to you.

04:16:07.000 How much?

04:16:08.000 Nothing.

04:16:08.000 I haven't said anything.

04:16:09.000 I've said nothing to you.

04:16:11.000 What else do you mean?

04:16:12.000 There's nothing.

04:16:13.000 Let me play devil's advocate momentarily.

04:16:15.000 I'm saying nothing.

04:16:16.000 Let me play devil's advocate momentarily.

04:16:18.000 When you look at Tower 7, it clearly looks like a controlled demolition, right?

04:16:23.000 It looks like the way it implodes.

04:16:24.000 I haven't seen it so long.

04:16:25.000 It falls into its base.

04:16:26.000 It looks like a controlled demolition.

04:16:27.000 Is it possible that you could get a diesel fire in a building where the fuel burns so hot that it fucks up all of the supporting beams to this building and it all just gives out and pancakes on each other?

04:16:40.000 I'm not a structural engineer, so I don't know.

04:16:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

04:16:43.000 I don't understand it.

04:16:44.000 There's 100,000 architects and engineers in the association and one by one it was like 200, then it was 1,500, then it was 2,000.

04:16:51.000 You're wrong about that.

04:16:52.000 No, no, it's true.

04:16:53.000 That they denied that?

04:16:53.000 You're simply wrong.

04:16:54.000 Hold on, hold on.

04:16:55.000 Let's watch it.

04:16:57.000 Let's watch it.

04:16:58.000 Buyers made the building do that?

04:17:00.000 I don't know, Eddie.

04:17:01.000 I don't know, Eddie.

04:17:02.000 That's crazy.

04:17:04.000 You're not all over that.

04:17:06.000 You don't trust the government.

04:17:07.000 You think the government are criminals.

04:17:08.000 Eddie's swaying me. 0.99

04:17:09.000 But, but, you don't think that's fucking fishy? 1.00

04:17:12.000 A detective would be all over that like a fuck, like flies on shit. 1.00

04:17:15.000 Let me tell you something. 1.00

04:17:16.000 If that was my building, I'd want my fucking money back. 0.99

04:17:19.000 Me too. 1.00

04:17:19.000 That shit crumbled. 1.00

04:17:20.000 To me, that tells me there's some kind of hypnosis going on. 1.00

04:17:23.000 Eddie, who threw it?

04:17:25.000 Who flew his buildings in there?

04:17:27.000 No, no, no.

04:17:28.000 Did you know that?

04:17:28.000 A plane didn't go into that building.

04:17:30.000 A plane didn't go into that.

04:17:31.000 No plane.

04:17:32.000 There was three that went down, but the third one wasn't reported on because they knew the majority of the people, like you, real smart, would not even... 0.99

04:17:40.000 I like how he said real smart after he just shit on you. 1.00

04:17:42.000 Yeah, he did shit on you. 1.00

04:17:44.000 Eddie is swaying the fuck out of me, though. 1.00

04:17:46.000 Come on.

04:17:46.000 Three buildings...

04:17:47.000 He swaying you?

04:17:47.000 Listen, listen, listen.

04:17:48.000 Three buildings went down.

04:17:50.000 Two of them got hit by a plane.

04:17:52.000 One didn't.

04:17:53.000 A detective would be so... 1.00

04:17:55.000 Lawyers would be all over that shit. 1.00

04:17:57.000 And you don't trust the government. 1.00

04:17:59.000 You believe the government are criminals.

04:18:02.000 But yet you got their back on this.

04:18:04.000 That's scarier than the actual tower dropping at Free Fall Speed.

04:18:09.000 But Eddie, here's the problem.

04:18:10.000 How is that possible?

04:18:11.000 But Eddie, here's the problem.

04:18:13.000 None of us really understand structural engineering.

04:18:15.000 I don't understand what happens when people are firing it.

04:18:18.000 Exactly, but when you hear guys that do, one by one, when you see...

04:18:21.000 But not all of them.

04:18:22.000 They're only the ones who are engineers and architects for truth.

04:18:28.000 They're all bought off, dude.

04:18:30.000 If you just look at it...

04:18:30.000 Scientific Americans bought off?

04:18:32.000 When you look at what's going on, like when people look at what trends are going on, this is the trend that's going on.

04:18:37.000 The trend is that there's a hundred thousand architects and engineers in the association, and bit by bit it's growing and growing, because you know what?

04:18:45.000 The guy that's the head of all that, he's sitting down...

04:18:49.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

04:18:49.000 What are you saying?

04:18:50.000 There's a hundred thousand architects and engineers in 9-11, architects and engineers for truth?

04:18:54.000 No, no, [...

04:18:59.000 There's a national association.

04:19:01.000 There's a hundred thousand of them.

04:19:04.000 Well, and twenty five hundred plus.

04:19:05.000 No, no, no, no.

04:19:07.000 That's different.

04:19:08.000 A hundred thousand in the whole association, not including 9-11. 0.99

04:19:12.000 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

04:19:12.000 I know. 0.99

04:19:13.000 I'm saying it says twenty five hundred think.

04:19:15.000 No, but is it twenty?

04:19:18.000 Because Joe Rogan had to take a piss and I was lost.

04:19:20.000 Look, Brendan.

04:19:20.000 You're a smart man.

04:19:21.000 It's the same thing.

04:19:22.000 Hey, Brendan.

04:19:23.000 I don't know, man.

04:19:24.000 It's the same thing.

04:19:25.000 It's the same thing that we were talking about before.

04:19:27.000 It's the same thing.

04:19:28.000 It's the same thing in everything.

04:19:30.000 It's the exact same thing.

04:19:31.000 You could look at it like, hey, let me ask some questions.

04:19:34.000 Out of the 100,000, did these 2,500 come from the 100,000 being shown, the evidence, and only 2,500 believe it?

04:19:42.000 Or were only 2,500 shown?

04:19:45.000 Does that make a difference?

04:19:46.000 Does that make a difference in your...

04:19:49.000 Of course it does.

04:19:50.000 So the reality is, the 100,000 don't even know, most of them don't even know three towers went down.

04:19:55.000 These are architects, engineers that didn't even look into it.

04:19:58.000 So one by one, one by one, it's growing and growing because 15 at a time, they're getting 15 at a time. 1.00

04:20:03.000 They're showing them the evidence and they're going, holy shit, these motherfuckers were brought down. 1.00

04:20:08.000 That's what's going on. 1.00

04:20:09.000 It's not what's going on.

04:20:12.000 Eddie, anybody examining the evidence is going to know three towers went down.

04:20:15.000 Everybody knows three towers went down.

04:20:17.000 Most people don't know three towers went down!

04:20:19.000 No, when you're talking about architects and engineers, you don't think the predominant group of... 0.82

04:20:25.000 If you looked at a million architects and engineers, you don't think that like 999,999 would fucking know that Tower 7 was brought down with Tower 1 and Tower 2?

04:20:36.000 Can I talk? 0.94

04:20:37.000 Just because...

04:20:40.000 It's like I just dominated the conversation.

04:20:42.000 Can I go?

04:20:43.000 Oh my god.

04:20:44.000 What did I just say?

04:20:46.000 Does that make sense?

04:20:47.000 Just because you're an architect and an engineer and you're registered in the association, just because you're an architect...

04:20:55.000 Or an engineer, and you're registered in the association, doesn't mean you're privy to extra knowledge on 9-1-1.

04:21:06.000 Because the overall knowledge of 9-11 is most people don't know three towers went down.

04:21:13.000 That's an actual fact.

04:21:15.000 We agree, Eddie.

04:21:16.000 These architects and engineers don't even know. 1.00

04:21:17.000 But when they get sit down, all of them, 100% when they get sit down, I know the guy, I had him on my podcast, he's the head of all this shit. 1.00

04:21:23.000 Every one of them goes, oh shit, we've been honeydicked. 1.00

04:21:27.000 That's what's going on. 1.00

04:21:28.000 Honeydicked?

04:21:28.000 We're 9-11.

04:21:29.000 9-11. 0.99

04:21:30.000 Goddamn, Eddie. 1.00

04:21:31.000 Okay. 0.99

04:21:31.000 You saw Tower 7 go down like that. 0.99

04:21:34.000 But hold on a second.

04:21:35.000 You saw it.

04:21:35.000 The architects and the engineers don't know about Tower 7, but you do.

04:21:40.000 No, of course, because they didn't look into it.

04:21:43.000 They're normal people.

04:21:44.000 You think just because you're an architect and engineer, you're going to get an email.

04:21:48.000 You're going to get an email.

04:21:50.000 Most people don't know, even today, they don't even know about three times.

04:21:53.000 So you think they're going to get an email?

04:21:54.000 You're going to get an email?

04:21:56.000 They're not researching it.

04:21:57.000 The ones that did find out easy.

04:21:59.000 If you're an architect or an engineer and you've passed through some sort of architectural course and I assume you got some sort of a master's degree in engineering and someone asks you to commentate on one of the most historic attacks in human civilization ever.

04:22:14.000 I'm going to do some research.

04:22:15.000 You're going to do some research.

04:22:16.000 And you're going to look at all the different buildings that fell.

04:22:19.000 Come on. 1.00

04:22:20.000 We're talking about real shit. 1.00

04:22:21.000 Eddie, 100%. 1.00

04:22:22.000 If you ask them to examine what happened to Tower 7, they're going to look at Tower 7. If you think they're going to talk to them about 9-11 and not bring up Tower 7, that's crazy.

04:22:31.000 Most don't know about it.

04:22:32.000 They don't know about it.

04:22:33.000 They can research it.

04:22:35.000 They can research it, but they don't.

04:22:36.000 Nobody covered it up, Eddie.

04:22:37.000 Nobody covered it up. 0.99

04:22:38.000 You don't get to that level, Eddie, without researching shit like that. 0.98

04:22:41.000 When they sit them down... 0.98

04:22:43.000 It's not covering up.

04:22:44.000 It's just there's so much going on that day that Tower 7 seemed less important in comparison to Tower 1 and Tower 2, which were both hit by planes.

04:22:53.000 And more deaths.

04:22:54.000 But whatever it was, it didn't, whether it was an intentional cover-up, Tower 7, or it was a cover-up because there was so much hoopla, most people don't know about it because this is what's going on.

04:23:05.000 But so what?

04:23:05.000 So what?

04:23:06.000 Richard Gage is the guy.

04:23:07.000 Eddie, why would you think that architects don't know?

04:23:11.000 Why would you think that engineers don't know that building?

04:23:13.000 I don't know what they don't, but what we do know. 0.99

04:23:16.000 You don't know, I don't know, but what we do know is when they sit them down, they say, oh shit, I didn't know there was a third. 0.99

04:23:22.000 Maybe. 0.98

04:23:22.000 No, Eddie, come on, man. 0.98

04:23:24.000 Most of them.

04:23:24.000 Come on, man, that's not true.

04:23:26.000 You don't know that that's true.

04:23:27.000 That's what Richard Gaines shows.

04:23:27.000 You're getting so crazy about this.

04:23:29.000 You're getting so emotional.

04:23:31.000 We're not involved in this.

04:23:32.000 It's not a part of our lives.

04:23:34.000 And you don't know what they knew before they looked at it.

04:23:37.000 You want to think the Tower 7 collapsed because it got hot?

04:23:39.000 Go for it.

04:23:40.000 Do you think that's what I think?

04:23:42.000 No, I don't know.

04:23:42.000 Do you think that's what I want?

04:23:44.000 I don't know.

04:23:45.000 I don't want to make a conclusion without having any facts.

04:23:48.000 When I look at Tower 7, I say, Eddie, not true.

04:23:53.000 Expert testimonial, it can be used in court.

04:23:55.000 There's plenty of expert testimonial.

04:23:57.000 What does that mean? 0.99

04:23:57.000 That kind of shit can be used in court to prove a case, and there's plenty of expert testimonial on video about 9-11. 0.99

04:24:04.000 But you know, there's also expert testimonial that the diesel fuel from the tanks in the basement... 0.99

04:24:10.000 Show me the... 1.00

04:24:11.000 Show me the other shit. 1.00

04:24:12.000 You say that it is, but there isn't. 1.00

04:24:14.000 Show me the...

04:24:15.000 How many architects...

04:24:17.000 Send me a link after this.

04:24:18.000 Telling me.

04:24:19.000 Send me a link.

04:24:20.000 You guys don't even know about no link.

04:24:22.000 You wouldn't even know where to go like that. 1.00

04:24:24.000 But I can send you links that can crush your shit. 1.00

04:24:27.000 Right now. 1.00

04:24:28.000 We're crushing each other.

04:24:30.000 You're talking about some links that don't exist.

04:24:32.000 You're talking about proof.

04:24:38.000 We should take this time to address all the nerds out there that feel disenfranchised,

04:24:57.000 but all this violent testosterone-induced yelling and screaming.

04:25:00.000 We love you too.

04:25:01.000 We all love each other.

04:25:01.000 We love everybody.

04:25:02.000 Brian, you didn't say a word.

04:25:04.000 You don't have a dog in this fight.

04:25:05.000 Brian has some thoughts on this.

04:25:06.000 I won't get involved.

04:25:07.000 No, just wrap it up for us.

04:25:08.000 End it here.

04:25:10.000 I just think it's amazing that Eddie has the inside scoop when every major publication from The Guardian from the New York Times To Lawrence Wright who won a Pulitzer Prize winning book called The Looming Tower that actually traced this... 1.00

04:25:27.000 Don't you fucking quote people, you son of a bitch. 1.00

04:25:30.000 To, I mean, Time Magazine, Newsweek. 1.00

04:25:33.000 I mean, they've all been bought off by the Illuminati or the government.

04:25:37.000 And Eddie's YouTube and his inside scoop... 0.96

04:25:43.000 has the truth and all the rest of us are fucking wrong! 0.98

04:25:47.000 I want to thank Eddie for being who the fuck he is because he's a national treasure and I fucking love the guy. 0.98

04:25:54.000 I love you too. 0.99

04:25:56.000 I love him.

04:25:56.000 Eddie's a good person.

04:25:57.000 You know what? 0.98

04:25:59.000 Listen, I want to fucking get on that government side. 0.99

04:26:03.000 I want to get on that government side. 1.00

04:26:05.000 Please let me in this motherfucker. 1.00

04:26:07.000 You and I don't like the government. 1.00

04:26:09.000 You give them too much credit.

04:26:10.000 Guys, you've got to stop talking over each other.

04:26:12.000 I'm going to get into the Illuminati one of these days, and I'm going to make a false flag directly for you.

04:26:16.000 I want it, brother. 1.00

04:26:17.000 And you're going to believe all that shit. 1.00

04:26:18.000 I want it. 1.00

04:26:19.000 Oh, I'm going to make it for you.

04:26:21.000 Listen, that's definitely going to happen.

04:26:22.000 Glad we're talking about it.

04:26:24.000 That's totally not a waste of time.

04:26:25.000 No, not at all.

04:26:26.000 I'm going to make it happen.

04:26:27.000 Watch.

04:26:27.000 I got it.

04:26:28.000 Eddie Brab is a national treasure.

04:26:29.000 I already have it in my head.

04:26:30.000 I just want you to not give the government so much credit.

04:26:32.000 They're not that organized.

04:26:33.000 There's also a real benefit. 1.00

04:26:36.000 They're too dumb. 1.00

04:26:37.000 They couldn't do it. 1.00

04:26:38.000 There's a real benefit to not getting emotional and yelling about things that you're not exactly sure about.

04:26:42.000 And when we talk about these things, it's a better approach to step back and go, what are the possibilities?

04:26:49.000 How much do I have invested in one particular argument that I've already The only reason I go to Tower 7 is because that's the most obvious one.

04:26:57.000 That's the litmus test.

04:26:58.000 That's the most obvious one. 0.59

04:27:00.000 It's fucking curious for sure, but it's not obvious because neither you nor I is an architect or an engineer. 0.92

04:27:08.000 It's obvious that it looks like a controlled demolition. 0.95

04:27:11.000 It's not obvious why it fell apart.

04:27:13.000 I don't understand it.

04:27:13.000 A jury is not an expert.

04:27:15.000 So when a jury sits in and they listen to expert testimony, there is expert testimony.

04:27:20.000 Your YouTube research is tough, man.

04:27:22.000 That's why I was talking to you. 1.00

04:27:25.000 You know, there's people out there that believe crazy shit. 1.00

04:27:29.000 Have you ever listened to people that say crazy shit? 1.00

04:27:37.000 I ride the middle, man. 1.00

04:27:40.000 A fucking 47-story skyscraper collapses at free-fall speed, and you're gonna believe fire fucking did that shit? 1.00

04:27:47.000 Is the earth flat? 1.00

04:27:49.000 No. 0.99

04:27:50.000 It's fucking round. 0.99

04:27:51.000 It's like a pear, right? 0.99

04:27:53.000 Isn't that what Tyson McGrassi says?

04:27:55.000 McGrassi? 0.99

04:27:56.000 God damn it, Eddie. 0.99

04:27:57.000 You had me until Degrassi. 1.00

04:28:01.000 Didn't he say it was a pear?

04:28:02.000 Is the earth flat, ladies and gentlemen?

04:28:05.000 Eddie, there's no evidence that the earth is flat, but you know what there is evidences?

04:28:08.000 There's pure...

04:28:11.000 Evidence all over the place that NASA is posting CGI pictures everywhere of Earth.

04:28:17.000 Come on, it's all CGI. Is that crazy?

04:28:20.000 Game of Thrones is on tonight.

04:28:21.000 I gotta go.

04:28:22.000 Seriously, so you don't think...

04:28:25.000 Eddie, the Earth is round.

04:28:26.000 No, no, I'm not talking about the Earth is round.

04:28:27.000 It's so round.

04:28:28.000 It's so round.

04:28:29.000 I'm talking about that, but I'm talking about pictures...

04:28:31.000 You know, NASA's trolling.

04:28:32.000 They have a Snapchat account, and just like girls, Joe Rogan's flat Earth denial. 0.99

04:28:36.000 Please.

04:28:37.000 Don't.

04:28:38.000 You just hooked him up.

04:28:39.000 Don't hook that guy up.

04:28:40.000 I never said the Earth was flat.

04:28:41.000 I am saying it's not flat.

04:28:44.000 People are mad at me for saying it's not flat.

04:28:46.000 Really?

04:28:46.000 BJ Penn apparently thinks the Earth is flat.

04:28:49.000 Oh, no.

04:28:50.000 Tila Tequila retweeted her the other day, thinks the Earth is, in fact, flat.

04:28:54.000 Tila Tequila? 0.51

04:28:55.000 She's so smart.

04:28:56.000 I love Tila. 1.00

04:28:57.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

04:28:58.000 Seems like a fun gal. 1.00

04:29:00.000 Earth's flat.

04:29:01.000 A lot of people think the Earth's flat.

04:29:02.000 Hey, listen.

04:29:03.000 I don't know what you're feeling anymore.

04:29:04.000 You can't be my friend if she's this flat.

04:29:05.000 Do you believe we went to the moon six times and back?

04:29:07.000 Yes.

04:29:08.000 Do you believe we went to the moon six times and back?

04:29:09.000 Of course you do.

04:29:10.000 Do you believe we went to the moon six times and back?

04:29:12.000 He goes, of course you do.

04:29:14.000 Do you?

04:29:14.000 We did?

04:29:15.000 You don't know?

04:29:16.000 You're on the fence?

04:29:17.000 He's from Ohio.

04:29:17.000 You don't know?

04:29:18.000 What about you?

04:29:19.000 For sure we went.

04:29:20.000 For sure we went.

04:29:20.000 We for sure went to the moon.

04:29:21.000 It wasn't a stage.

04:29:23.000 I'm not going to debate it.

04:29:24.000 I just want to know where you guys are at.

04:29:25.000 I want to know where you got your research.

04:29:27.000 Listen, man, here's 100%. 0.99

04:29:29.000 I don't believe for one motherfucking second we went to the fucking moon six goddamn times and back. 0.99

04:29:35.000 And we can't do it now? 0.99

04:29:37.000 We can't do it now?

04:29:38.000 We can't do it now?

04:29:38.000 No!

04:29:39.000 NASA says we can't do it.

04:29:40.000 We got to figure out how to get through the...

04:29:42.000 Van Allen radiation belts.

04:29:43.000 Wait a minute.

04:29:44.000 No, that's what they said.

04:29:45.000 They're on record.

04:29:45.000 There's videos of it.

04:29:46.000 They're on record saying that.

04:29:47.000 We're going to get to the moon.

04:29:49.000 We're going to get to the moon as soon as we figure out how to get three things.

04:29:53.000 Three things they've got to figure out.

04:29:54.000 They've already said it.

04:29:55.000 They've already admitted it.

04:29:56.000 They've got to figure out how to get to the Van Allen radiation belts.

04:29:59.000 They admitted that.

04:30:00.000 Once they figure that out, Then they could have a man mission in the moon.

04:30:02.000 Wait a minute, didn't we go six times in the 60s?

04:30:05.000 Conditions change!

04:30:06.000 Conditions change!

04:30:07.000 Have you ever seen gravity?

04:30:09.000 Okay, beautiful, beautiful.

04:30:10.000 And then the next thing they said, they gotta figure out the right uniform to handle that kind of radiation.

04:30:17.000 They haven't figured out the right space suit.

04:30:19.000 Good night, America.

04:30:20.000 Good night, everybody.

04:30:21.000 Good night, world.

04:30:22.000 I'm converting.

04:30:22.000 We love you.

04:30:23.000 From Young Jamie.

04:30:25.000 I never said that.

04:30:26.000 From Brendan Shaw.

04:30:26.000 I'm just saying.

04:30:27.000 We didn't go to the goddamn moon. 1.00

04:30:28.000 We didn't go to the goddamn moon. 1.00

04:30:29.000 We sure went to the moon. 1.00

04:30:31.000 We went to the fucking moon. 0.99

04:30:33.000 Good night, everybody. 0.99

04:30:33.000 Everybody in this room. 0.99

04:30:34.000 I love everybody in this room.

04:30:35.000 Say good night.

04:30:35.000 Everybody, please say good night.

04:30:36.000 We're wrapping this bitch up. 1.00

04:30:37.000 Yeah! 1.00

04:30:38.000 Game of Thrones, motherfuckers! 1.00

04:30:39.000 Congratulations. 1.00

04:30:40.000 They fell so smoothly. 1.00

04:30:42.000 Unlike any other government agency, you guys got this shit down. 0.99

04:30:46.000 You figured out a way how to manipulate media. 0.99

04:30:49.000 You figured out a way how to create Jim Morrison, who's obviously one of the greatest musicians of all time.

04:30:55.000 You've done an amazing job.

04:30:56.000 And congratulations on Tower 7. I mean, the fucking thing felt like butter. 0.99

04:31:01.000 You guys are wizards. 1.00

04:31:03.000 That's not odd, motherfucker. 1.00

04:31:05.000 There's a way... 1.00

04:31:06.000 There's a way, and whatever way that is, you guys, you got it.

04:31:11.000 Eddie Bravo.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 30, 2016

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