The Joe Rogan Experience - November 29, 2010


JRE MMA Show #58 with Brendan Schaub

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In this episode we talk about video games and how they have changed the way we live our lives. We also talk about Jeff's new addiction and how he is now addicted to video games. We talk about how video games have changed our lives and how the video game industry is changing the way people live their lives. We also get into how video game companies are making money off of video games, and why we should all be playing video games! If you like video games then you'll love this episode, don't forget to SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review so we can keep bringing you quality content and hilarious stories from the world of gaming, comedy, and all things related to the gaming industry. We hope you enjoy, sit down, relax, and have a nice drink and enjoy the ride. XOXOXO, Jeff and Jamie Xoxo, Jeff & Jamie XXOXO Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast. We really appreciate it. We appreciate your support. We are working hard to make this podcast and hope you like it. Thank you so much for being a part of the community and supporting it. Love ya. XOXO. -P.S. We will be back next week with more content! -J.J. & Jeff -S.B. xoxo xo -E. . -A.A. -M.S -B.J -D. :D -C. ~ -T.M. -JG -R.AJ :P -LJ :C.J & K.A -K. ,S. ( ) .S. (A.O. (M. (P. ) -F.J) (J. (S.I. (R) ) -P (P) (SJ) -JT (C. (C) -H. (B.S (C.) & S. (D) -P) -D (C). ,A. (T. (F) -R) -C) -AJ (P). (AJ & J. (V. (L) ,P. (I.A.) (Q)

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00:00:03.000 Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:09.000 Dude, I brought you to the dark side.
00:00:11.000 Now you're playing quick. 1.00
00:00:12.000 I got my ass whooped. 1.00
00:00:13.000 Yeah, well, you were in a fucking melee. 1.00
00:00:15.000 There's three other dudes in there blasting. 0.99
00:00:17.000 It's a one-on-one map.
00:00:19.000 That map's chaos.
00:00:20.000 It's so fun, though. 1.00
00:00:21.000 How fun is that shit? 1.00
00:00:22.000 It reminds me of GoldenEye. 1.00
00:00:23.000 Did you ever get into that?
00:00:24.000 How dare you?
00:00:25.000 Nintendo 64?
00:00:26.000 That was a great game, bro. 1.00
00:00:28.000 That game can suck all the dicks. 1.00
00:00:30.000 You're using those stupid Xbox things. 1.00
00:00:32.000 You mean a controller? 1.00
00:00:33.000 Mouse and keyboard is where you're at. 1.00
00:00:35.000 That's why you're getting fucked up. 0.99
00:00:37.000 You don't even know how to move. 1.00
00:00:38.000 It was hard for me to move back and forth.
00:00:40.000 If it was a controller, game on.
00:00:43.000 What?
00:00:44.000 For sure.
00:00:45.000 Yeah, because nobody can move.
00:00:46.000 Yeah, if nobody can move, then you're alright.
00:00:48.000 With controllers?
00:00:48.000 Listen, dude, that game's chaos.
00:00:51.000 Jamie and I have been going back and forth for fucking four or five days now. 0.98
00:00:54.000 You'd be surprised. 0.97
00:00:55.000 There are a couple guys that can compete, a few, that can compete with the mouse and keyboard.
00:00:59.000 I wouldn't be surprised. 1.00
00:01:00.000 I'm sure they can, but they have zero life, and they don't even know what a pussy looks like. 1.00
00:01:07.000 But Quake is old school. 1.00
00:01:09.000 Quake's old school, right?
00:01:10.000 Yeah, we're on Quake 4, but there's Quake Champions that you play online.
00:01:13.000 We've been playing Quake 4 because we could set it up on what's called a local area network, a LAN, and it's real easy and there's no latency.
00:01:20.000 It's just direct from computer to computer.
00:01:23.000 It's fun.
00:01:23.000 I was just thinking of the one guy.
00:01:24.000 He's a really aggressive workout dude.
00:01:27.000 What's that?
00:01:27.000 The guy that I'm thinking of.
00:01:29.000 He's a video game player.
00:01:30.000 Oh, he's really good?
00:01:31.000 Yeah, his name is Nick Merckx.
00:01:32.000 I'm only kidding. 1.00
00:01:33.000 I'm sure he gets pussy. 1.00
00:01:34.000 There's some good looking dudes. 1.00
00:01:36.000 Yeah, I'm sure there are.
00:01:37.000 I'm sure there are, but it's not fun to say.
00:01:39.000 No.
00:01:39.000 It's fun to say that they weigh four pounds.
00:01:41.000 You like to picture them as trolls. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Yeah, they can't find their dick. 1.00
00:01:45.000 But now those kids make bank. 1.00
00:01:46.000 They do.
00:01:47.000 They make so much money.
00:01:48.000 There's even hot chicks who play video games. 1.00
00:01:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:50.000 Well, it's a good move for hot chicks.
00:01:52.000 Twitch. 0.99
00:01:52.000 There's hot chicks that hunt, and they wear makeup and shit, full eyelashes and shit, because it brings them into that world, and then all the guys are like, hey, look at her. 0.99
00:02:02.000 She likes what I like. 1.00
00:02:04.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:02:05.000 Titties and guns. 0.70
00:02:06.000 Yeah.
00:02:07.000 And they're, like, staying in front of, like, an endangered species with their tits out. 0.84
00:02:10.000 Like, there's hot girls that take Muay Thai class, right? 1.00
00:02:12.000 And they get all serious, angry-faced, don't talk to anybody, pretend they're real fighters.
00:02:16.000 Let's relax.
00:02:17.000 Some of them are real.
00:02:18.000 Yeah, but let's relax.
00:02:19.000 Some of them are not, though.
00:02:20.000 Some of them get super serious.
00:02:22.000 That's when I whisper like this, let's relax.
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 When they say, I don't like when people say, I'm going to train today.
00:02:30.000 I'm like, what are you doing?
00:02:32.000 Are you taking Pilates?
00:02:33.000 Are you training?
00:02:34.000 That's not training.
00:02:35.000 Are you training for what?
00:02:36.000 What are you training for?
00:02:37.000 The apocalypse? 1.00
00:02:38.000 Are you training for some dick? 1.00
00:02:44.000 These goddamn games, they're so addictive. 1.00
00:02:47.000 You were, like, straight up addicted to them, right? 1.00
00:02:49.000 Oh, yeah, I had a real problem.
00:02:50.000 Well, I kind of got a little bit of a problem now.
00:02:52.000 Jamie and I have been talking back and forth.
00:02:54.000 He's up on me a little bit, too.
00:02:56.000 That's why I have to kick Jeff out every now and then, just so Jamie and I go one-on-one. 0.98
00:03:00.000 One-on-one, last time I fucked him up, and he quit. 0.98
00:03:04.000 Well, because me and Jeff are easy prey, right? 0.99
00:03:06.000 Jeff's not easy prey anymore.
00:03:08.000 Jeff was easy prey for a little bit.
00:03:10.000 If I won all these games, how long do you think we'd be here playing quick?
00:03:14.000 True.
00:03:14.000 If you won all these games, he's too competitive.
00:03:17.000 What are you saying?
00:03:17.000 You lost 13-5 because you were trying real hard?
00:03:20.000 You got fucked up, son. 1.00
00:03:22.000 I lit you up. 1.00
00:03:23.000 Dude, he's tanking.
00:03:25.000 He's tanking, he says.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, sure. 0.99
00:03:28.000 Fucked him up. 0.99
00:03:29.000 Bang! 1.00
00:03:30.000 The problem with having another person in the thing is he always goes after Jeff first, gets that easy kill.
00:03:36.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:03:37.000 Then he comes and gets me. 0.99
00:03:38.000 I could barely get my fucking beak wet. 1.00
00:03:41.000 You guys were killing me right away. 1.00
00:03:42.000 No, Jeff's starting to win.
00:03:44.000 He came real close to win that last one.
00:03:46.000 I think he's practicing while we're not watching.
00:03:47.000 He's definitely practicing while we're not watching.
00:03:48.000 That's awesome.
00:03:49.000 Jeff should be playing right now.
00:03:50.000 He should be smart.
00:03:51.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:03:52.000 Well, I told him to fucking lift weights, too. 0.98
00:03:53.000 I'm like, dude, you got this whole gym here. 0.99
00:03:56.000 While the show's going on, watch the security camera, get your pump on.
00:03:59.000 Jack, son!
00:04:01.000 He could.
00:04:02.000 It's all out there.
00:04:03.000 So let's talk about these fights.
00:04:05.000 Bro. 0.98
00:04:05.000 First of all, let's start with Diego motherfucking Sanchez. 0.98
00:04:09.000 All these young guns sleeping on Diego Sanchez. 0.99
00:04:12.000 Fully redeemed himself.
00:04:13.000 Do not sleep.
00:04:15.000 Do not.
00:04:16.000 Just do not.
00:04:17.000 Just don't. 0.99
00:04:19.000 Because he will fuck people up still. 0.99
00:04:22.000 How about Mickey Gall bit him? 0.99
00:04:23.000 Do you see that?
00:04:24.000 I saw this.
00:04:25.000 That's crazy.
00:04:26.000 There's a video of him biting him? 1.00
00:04:27.000 Well, there's a video of Diego going, look at this shit. 0.99
00:04:30.000 Yeah, Diego, I saw on his Instagram, he showed his chest where he got bit. 0.99
00:04:36.000 That is crazy.
00:04:37.000 I thought...
00:04:38.000 They said Mickey Gall had a hard cut.
00:04:41.000 Like, a really hard cut.
00:04:43.000 Maybe that's one of the reasons he got so tired.
00:04:45.000 I just don't think that...
00:04:46.000 So far, he's just...
00:04:47.000 The skills aren't there yet.
00:04:48.000 He was out of his element a little bit with Diego.
00:04:51.000 Like, Diego outclassed him. 0.96
00:04:53.000 Diego is a monster.
00:04:55.000 I mean, you're dealing with a guy who has 40... 0.98
00:04:58.000 Look at that bite mark.
00:04:59.000 That is crazy.
00:05:00.000 Who bites? 1.00
00:05:01.000 Who the fuck bites? 1.00
00:05:02.000 Mickey Gall. 1.00
00:05:02.000 Mickey Gall bites. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 Guys have bitten guys before.
00:05:05.000 You can't be on my team.
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 You're off the team.
00:05:08.000 It's not good.
00:05:09.000 It's a bad look. 0.98
00:05:10.000 Diego didn't say shit to the referee. 0.98
00:05:12.000 He just kept smashing him. 1.00
00:05:13.000 Dude, he is such a savage. 0.99
00:05:14.000 He's a savage.
00:05:15.000 He's been fighting since he was four years old in the UFC. He won Ultimate Fighter Season 1, 2005. 14 fucking years ago.
00:05:26.000 Fought at middleweight. 0.99
00:05:27.000 Yep. 0.99
00:05:28.000 14 fucking years ago. 0.99
00:05:30.000 You gotta stop and think about what an insane career that is. 0.99
00:05:33.000 And his last two fights, I think his last fight was Craig White.
00:05:37.000 Is that who he fought last?
00:05:38.000 Smashed that dude.
00:05:40.000 Smashed. 0.82
00:05:40.000 And then smashed Mickey Gall. 0.82
00:05:42.000 Dude, he's the mascot for Jacksons, right?
00:05:45.000 Like, if there's a logo, it's Diego Sanchez.
00:05:48.000 Yeah, and for everybody who knows, that is Brendan Chobb's voice.
00:05:50.000 I sound like Alec Jones right now.
00:05:51.000 The thing is, Joe.
00:05:52.000 No, you don't.
00:05:52.000 A little bit.
00:05:53.000 Not loud enough.
00:05:55.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:05:56.000 You sound like Brendan Chobb with a cold.
00:05:59.000 See, I don't feel sick.
00:06:00.000 You don't feel sick, so it's just a sore throat?
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'm not sick.
00:06:03.000 But how does your throat just go?
00:06:04.000 Were you screaming at someone?
00:06:05.000 No.
00:06:06.000 I was chilling.
00:06:08.000 I did two podcasts before this. 0.99
00:06:09.000 Are you practicing wolf owls or some shit? 0.98
00:06:10.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:06:11.000 I don't know.
00:06:12.000 Sometimes my voice goes, I'm not sick, but I feel great.
00:06:15.000 That's weird, because I am sick, a little bit.
00:06:17.000 Really?
00:06:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:19.000 Well, I had it over the weekend, and yesterday I felt like dog shit. 0.99
00:06:22.000 Do you work out? 0.99
00:06:23.000 I worked out, not yesterday, but Saturday.
00:06:26.000 I worked out Saturday.
00:06:27.000 It probably wasn't a good idea.
00:06:28.000 They say when you work out, when you're sick, it makes it worse because your immune system's down.
00:06:31.000 I usually power through it, too.
00:06:33.000 I lift it, too.
00:06:34.000 And, you know, it's not smart.
00:06:36.000 No.
00:06:36.000 Yeah, but I'm okay today.
00:06:38.000 I'm just like a little worn out, but my voice is alright.
00:06:41.000 You just need some rest.
00:06:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:43.000 I mean, I'll be fine.
00:06:45.000 Traveling doesn't help.
00:06:46.000 No, it's the worst, man, because I always take the first fight back because I want to see my family.
00:06:52.000 So you get no sleep.
00:06:53.000 That makes it worse.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, I was up at five.
00:06:56.000 So, Mickey Gall, in that fight, he asked for that fight.
00:07:01.000 That was a fight that he was begging Dana White to give him.
00:07:04.000 He thought it was a good fight for him.
00:07:05.000 He thought it was a good matchup.
00:07:07.000 I don't know why people think that.
00:07:09.000 I guess because he's been knocked out, right?
00:07:11.000 Al Iaquinta KO'd him.
00:07:15.000 Matt Brown KO'd him.
00:07:16.000 He's a big name who's been doing it for a long time, so these young guys go, oh, I grew up watching him.
00:07:21.000 Let me get him. 0.81
00:07:22.000 Well, I think they also think he's been doing it for so long.
00:07:25.000 And they're right.
00:07:26.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:07:26.000 But he's still so fucking tough, man. 0.98
00:07:29.000 He has all the skills. 0.97
00:07:30.000 Yeah, he still has all the skills. 0.99
00:07:31.000 And his ground and pound is fucking ferocious. 0.97
00:07:34.000 And once he's on the ground, then he doesn't... 0.97
00:07:37.000 I mean, if there's a hole in Diego's game, you would have to say against elite strikers, he has a real problem.
00:07:43.000 Correct.
00:07:43.000 Against guys like Matt Brown.
00:07:44.000 He's going to have problems.
00:07:45.000 He's just not as fluid as those guys.
00:07:48.000 You know?
00:07:49.000 Yeah, Diego's grappling's amazing.
00:07:51.000 Amazing.
00:07:51.000 Amazing.
00:07:51.000 And his ferocity cannot be questioned.
00:07:54.000 He's just... 1.00
00:07:54.000 Mental game's ridiculous. 1.00
00:07:56.000 Savage. 0.93
00:07:57.000 Just to think about the enthusiasm Diego has after all these years in the game.
00:08:01.000 All these years in the game.
00:08:02.000 Unbelievable.
00:08:03.000 Crazy.
00:08:03.000 How many years?
00:08:04.000 How many years?
00:08:05.000 Well, what we know, 14 years in the UFC. But he fought before that.
00:08:10.000 He was a veteran.
00:08:12.000 I mean, he had several fights before the UFC. King of the cage?
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:16.000 He's old school.
00:08:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:08:18.000 Crazy.
00:08:19.000 Crazy how long he's been doing it.
00:08:20.000 And, again, how long he's been doing it and how much he loves it still.
00:08:24.000 And he says CBD is really helping him.
00:08:26.000 He's got his own CBD. 2002. God damn.
00:08:30.000 That motherfucker's 17 years in. 1.00
00:08:32.000 17 years. 1.00
00:08:33.000 He fought Michael Johnson in 2000. Ring of fire.
00:08:36.000 Is that the same Michael Johnson?
00:08:37.000 No way.
00:08:39.000 Michael was six years old.
00:08:41.000 What's that?
00:08:42.000 His name would probably be tagged there if it was.
00:08:44.000 Yeah, it would, right?
00:08:44.000 That's not Michael.
00:08:45.000 Wow, he fought Shannon Rich on his third fight.
00:08:48.000 Shannon Rich has like a million fights. 1.00
00:08:50.000 Click on Shannon Rich.
00:08:51.000 Look at Mike Gaiman, the Joker.
00:08:53.000 Old school.
00:08:54.000 2003. Click on Shannon Rich.
00:08:56.000 How many fights does he have?
00:08:57.000 I'm going to say he's got...
00:08:59.000 How many does it say?
00:09:00.000 Does it say his record?
00:09:03.000 53 and 79. Jesus Christ!
00:09:05.000 It's the worst record I've ever seen.
00:09:07.000 That's crazy.
00:09:08.000 That is crazy.
00:09:10.000 Shout out to that guy though for keeping with it, you know?
00:09:13.000 That is crazy.
00:09:13.000 He's lost 79 times.
00:09:15.000 Jesus Christ.
00:09:16.000 42 kickboxing matches.
00:09:18.000 Oh my God, and 42 kickboxing matches.
00:09:20.000 Jesus Christ.
00:09:22.000 But kickboxing is kind of killing it.
00:09:24.000 35 and 7. Not bad.
00:09:26.000 But that's an insane amount of experience.
00:09:28.000 But just stop and think about 17 years in, Diego's still slinging.
00:09:33.000 And so much enthusiasm.
00:09:35.000 That's the crazy part.
00:09:36.000 It's not just that he's fighting, that he fights. 0.99
00:09:38.000 He just fights fucking angry. 0.86
00:09:40.000 He's got his own CBD company now. 0.99
00:09:42.000 He gave me some of it.
00:09:43.000 Any good?
00:09:43.000 I haven't tried it yet.
00:09:44.000 He just gave me some bottles of his stuff.
00:09:47.000 But he really believes in CBD. A lot of fighters do.
00:09:50.000 It's helping them a lot.
00:09:51.000 Me too.
00:09:51.000 I swear by it.
00:09:51.000 Yeah, it's amazing.
00:09:53.000 Amazing stuff.
00:09:54.000 Spectrum CBD oil.
00:09:55.000 That's what I use.
00:09:55.000 I mean, there's so many good companies now, but another fight that was crazy, how about Colby and Pedro Munoz?
00:10:04.000 Are you talking about Colby?
00:10:05.000 Well, you skipped past Zabit and Jeremy Stevens, which I thought...
00:10:10.000 Crazy.
00:10:11.000 Crazy and no.
00:10:12.000 I mean, for Zabit to beat the number six guy in the world, it was good. 0.78
00:10:16.000 Good fight.
00:10:16.000 What'd you think?
00:10:18.000 Um...
00:10:20.000 I didn't think it helps to beat Stock.
00:10:21.000 Because there's so much hype on him.
00:10:23.000 You didn't think he looked great?
00:10:25.000 You didn't think he looked great?
00:10:26.000 Really?
00:10:27.000 Well, first of all, he's fighting Jeremy Stevens. 0.99
00:10:29.000 Jeremy Stevens is fucking dangerous. 0.98
00:10:32.000 You can't make any mistakes with that guy. 1.00
00:10:34.000 Zero.
00:10:34.000 You're getting knocked out.
00:10:35.000 You didn't think he looked good?
00:10:35.000 I thought he looked okay.
00:10:36.000 I didn't think his Stock went through the roof with that fight.
00:10:39.000 You didn't walk away from that fight going, oh my god, I can't wait to see him fight again.
00:10:42.000 I thought he looked good. 0.96
00:10:43.000 But when you hear Mark Henry, his coach, talk about him, I mean, they talk about him like he's the next fucking... 0.96
00:10:49.000 Did you see that 360 roundhouse kick he tried? 0.97
00:10:52.000 Yeah, I missed.
00:10:52.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.
00:10:55.000 He's so fast.
00:10:56.000 He's really fast.
00:10:58.000 And his round kick to the body is just so fast, like lightning.
00:11:02.000 Amazing.
00:11:03.000 He's such a talent.
00:11:04.000 Such a talent.
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:05.000 So technical, too.
00:11:06.000 Everything he does is very smooth.
00:11:08.000 Doesn't get hit.
00:11:08.000 Doesn't play that game.
00:11:10.000 No, no.
00:11:10.000 Doesn't play the game that Cody Garbrandt played with Pedro Munoz.
00:11:14.000 Cody's fight was crazy.
00:11:16.000 It was three losses in a row.
00:11:17.000 Three KOs in a row.
00:11:18.000 I just couldn't believe he was standing with him like that.
00:11:21.000 He got him hurt, and then he got hurt, and then he was determined to take him out, and then they were literally going...
00:11:28.000 Right hand, right hand, right hand.
00:11:30.000 Until someone fell. 0.83
00:11:32.000 Yeah, and Pedro can take a shot. 0.92
00:11:34.000 So can Cody.
00:11:35.000 Yeah.
00:11:35.000 They both ate shots.
00:11:36.000 He ate some big ones.
00:11:38.000 But it makes no sense if you're Cody.
00:11:39.000 He's so technical.
00:11:40.000 I know, it doesn't make any sense.
00:11:41.000 He said it was a headbutt.
00:11:42.000 He said he got headbutt and then just saw Rhett.
00:11:44.000 Well, he definitely did.
00:11:45.000 He definitely got headbutted.
00:11:46.000 Very Aaron Pico-ish.
00:11:47.000 And he talked about it.
00:11:48.000 He said he saw Rhett, like got angry after he got headbutted?
00:11:51.000 Yeah.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, he can't do that.
00:11:53.000 Yeah, you gotta fight intelligence.
00:11:54.000 I mean, obviously, it's super easy for us to say.
00:11:57.000 You know, sitting here, drinking coffee.
00:11:59.000 Yeah, don't fight angry, bro.
00:12:02.000 You know, it's easy to say.
00:12:03.000 But that's also what makes him so dynamic.
00:12:06.000 Agree, it's what got him to the party.
00:12:07.000 But as a former fighter, it's like, coming off two losses, which I've been there, you're usually a little more like, alright, I'm not gonna go down that road.
00:12:15.000 I've been knocked out twice.
00:12:16.000 I know how that ends.
00:12:18.000 If I get hit, let's learn from our mistakes.
00:12:21.000 That's what's the troubling part.
00:12:23.000 Yeah, and he has a speed advantage.
00:12:26.000 Pedro Munoz has very good timing, but I think Colby has a speed advantage.
00:12:30.000 Technique and speed on the feet.
00:12:31.000 On the ground, it's all Pedro.
00:12:33.000 On the feet, it's Cody all day.
00:12:35.000 I mean, Cody Garbrandt is still only 27 years old and still could be world champion again.
00:12:39.000 No doubt about it.
00:12:40.000 Three losses, Pedro Munoz, okay, he played that game loss.
00:12:43.000 But then the other two are TJ Dillashaw.
00:12:46.000 Okay, so the champ has your number. 1.00
00:12:47.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99
00:12:49.000 And in both of those fights, he hurt... 0.99
00:12:51.000 T.J. Dillashaw.
00:12:52.000 He's just got to be more cautious and fight more technical.
00:12:55.000 More disciplined.
00:12:56.000 Yeah.
00:12:57.000 You know, I mean, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get some mental coaching.
00:13:02.000 You know, get some game plan coaching.
00:13:04.000 Which he might have been doing.
00:13:05.000 I don't know.
00:13:05.000 Yeah, I'm just speculating.
00:13:07.000 I don't know who he's training and striking with either, but, you know, to mix things up more and be more unpredictable would also be a good thing.
00:13:14.000 I mean, obviously, the last exchanges were just not predictable at all.
00:13:19.000 It's a I mean, not unpredictable at all.
00:13:21.000 Fully predictable.
00:13:22.000 Just right hand, right hand, right hand.
00:13:23.000 Just chaos.
00:13:26.000 Think about it.
00:13:27.000 His last win, he beat Dominic Cruz, which is you've got to be cerebral in that fight to beat Dominic Cruz.
00:13:32.000 Yeah, he had Dom's number.
00:13:33.000 It was a different kind of fight.
00:13:35.000 It's interesting.
00:13:36.000 Dom said that he did the exact thing that Cody did in their fight, that he got hit and he got emotional and he fought reckless.
00:13:42.000 Dom did.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, and that Dom went after Cody that way.
00:13:44.000 Interesting.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 He said, I know what it's like.
00:13:46.000 You lose your game plan.
00:13:48.000 You get wild.
00:13:49.000 Yeah.
00:13:51.000 It's hard to see him get KO'd three times in a row like that.
00:13:54.000 He's going to be fine.
00:13:56.000 I hope so.
00:13:57.000 He'll learn from it.
00:13:58.000 But here's the thing.
00:13:59.000 When you're ranked, was he number two in that division?
00:14:02.000 It's not like, alright, let's give you a warm-up fight.
00:14:04.000 It's not boxing.
00:14:05.000 There's no warm-ups. 0.98
00:14:06.000 He's going to get Jimmy Rivera or fucking Al Jermaine. 0.99
00:14:12.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:12.000 It's like, oh fuck, those are tough fights. 1.00
00:14:13.000 And you know, those guys might argue that they don't want him because he's lost three times in a row. 0.99
00:14:17.000 Jimmy Rivera's coming off a loss too, though.
00:14:19.000 That's true.
00:14:20.000 Sterling actually called him out, which is weird because he's ranked, you know, he's ranked five, I think, but he's coming off a win, you know, a huge win.
00:14:26.000 Right.
00:14:27.000 So with Sterling, it's like...
00:14:28.000 Sterling called out Covington?
00:14:29.000 Yeah.
00:14:30.000 I mean, Garbrandt?
00:14:32.000 Yeah.
00:14:33.000 I'm saying Colby Covington already, because I'm already thinking about him. 1.00
00:14:36.000 That motherfucker's good at marketing. 1.00
00:14:37.000 Yeah, well, he's good at talking shit and getting his name out there, and it's the best thing for the welterweight division right now, after Usman just dominated Tyron Woodley. 0.99
00:14:48.000 I was blown away by that fight. 0.99
00:14:50.000 Me too.
00:14:51.000 Blown away.
00:14:51.000 You and I were texting each other, and it was weird, because I had people over at my house to watch the fights, and they were like, God, this fight's so boring.
00:14:57.000 And I look online, and I'm like, God, this is brutal.
00:14:59.000 I'm like... 1.00
00:15:00.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:15:02.000 This is one of the greatest title fight performances I've ever seen. 1.00
00:15:06.000 For him to do that to Woodley and dismantle him, you don't understand.
00:15:10.000 You have no idea what you're watching. 1.00
00:15:12.000 It's fucking insane. 1.00
00:15:14.000 It's not just insane that he dismantled him, which is for sure insane, but also his fucking gas tank. 1.00
00:15:20.000 Usman was pushing on the pedal for five fucking rounds, never let off the gas. 0.99
00:15:27.000 How about the way he looked in between rounds? 1.00
00:15:29.000 To me, it was his mentality.
00:15:31.000 When you look from the first round, as soon as they break it up, and then you're ready and he's standing there like this. 0.99
00:15:36.000 I'm like, oh shit. 0.96
00:15:37.000 Do you know that the word was that he had a fractured foot? 0.99
00:15:40.000 Correct. 0.99
00:15:41.000 So he took a fucking cortisone shot coming into that fight? 1.00
00:15:44.000 Imagine that. 1.00
00:15:45.000 Savage.
00:15:46.000 Imagine that.
00:15:47.000 And still, no problems with his endurance.
00:15:49.000 Apparently didn't train the whole week of. 1.00
00:15:51.000 Just didn't do shit. 0.99
00:15:52.000 Still made the weight. 0.99
00:15:53.000 No problem.
00:15:54.000 But think about what he has to do.
00:15:55.000 His coach is going, alright, you gotta go in there, you gotta out-grapple, out-maneuver Tyrone Woodley, who's one of the best welterweights of all time.
00:16:02.000 Who doesn't get taken down.
00:16:03.000 He outdid everything.
00:16:03.000 Who doesn't get taken down.
00:16:04.000 And Woodley also was kind of...
00:16:07.000 I don't know.
00:16:08.000 He's 37. I don't know if he just didn't show up.
00:16:11.000 What happened?
00:16:12.000 I think he's 36. Is he 36?
00:16:14.000 Or is he 37?
00:16:15.000 Either way.
00:16:16.000 Same thing.
00:16:16.000 Either way.
00:16:17.000 He's been doing it for a hot second.
00:16:18.000 This is why I feel bad for Woodley.
00:16:20.000 Maybe you know, Joe.
00:16:21.000 But Woodley was always that guy where...
00:16:25.000 He didn't get along with Dana.
00:16:26.000 He was kind of difficult to deal with.
00:16:27.000 Did it his way and made some demands, won the big fight, and then it never happened for him.
00:16:33.000 He was in a big draw, but he could get away with that when he was champ.
00:16:37.000 Now that he's not champ, the road for him to get back is going to be so fucking tough because of what he did when he was champ.
00:16:43.000 That's why I feel bad for Woodley, and he's one of the greatest to ever do it. 0.56
00:16:46.000 He is one of the greatest he ever did.
00:16:47.000 And I was making the argument before this fight that you could argue that if he beats Usman, he is the greatest.
00:16:53.000 Correct.
00:16:54.000 The greatest is George St. Pierre, right?
00:16:56.000 He's the legend at welterweight.
00:16:59.000 You look at his career.
00:17:01.000 I mean, how many years was George a champ for?
00:17:03.000 Was it six years or something crazy like that?
00:17:05.000 So you have George, Matt Hughes, and Woodley.
00:17:08.000 Matt Hughes has legend status because he was the original.
00:17:11.000 He was the first wrestler that really developed rock-solid submission skills.
00:17:18.000 The fights with Frank Trigg.
00:17:21.000 When he armbarred George St. Pierre in their first fight.
00:17:25.000 He was amazing.
00:17:27.000 But then the new school was George.
00:17:29.000 You know, George was the best welterweight of all time.
00:17:32.000 But I was saying that he's in the running right now.
00:17:35.000 If you consider the opponents he beat, Wonderboy twice, knocks out Robbie Lawler to win the title, and then goes on from there, beats Damian Maia.
00:17:45.000 I mean, you look at how he beat Darren Till.
00:17:48.000 For some reason, he was an underdog in the Darren Till fight, which didn't make any sense to me.
00:17:52.000 Everybody got excited.
00:17:54.000 I got excited, too.
00:17:55.000 I thought Darren Till was going to win that.
00:17:56.000 Really?
00:17:57.000 I did.
00:17:57.000 See, I thought Darren Till was very good, but I never saw him on the ground.
00:18:02.000 I never saw a real wrestler take him down and ground and pound.
00:18:05.000 I didn't know what he had off his back.
00:18:06.000 See, I think Darren Till's going to be a problem for Usman.
00:18:09.000 What?
00:18:10.000 Really?
00:18:11.000 His size, yeah, I think he's going to be a problem.
00:18:13.000 And Darren is committed to 170 still?
00:18:15.000 Is he still?
00:18:16.000 I think especially now that 170, because what is, if you are a fan of fighting, what is fun is Woodley being out, the welterweight division is so fun.
00:18:24.000 Right.
00:18:25.000 Because now Usman, Colby, you got Ben Askren there.
00:18:29.000 Now Darren Till has a shot to be a champion. 0.95
00:18:31.000 Well, I'll tell you what, even though Robbie Lawler lost that fight, god damn he looked good. 0.94
00:18:36.000 He looked good physically, like at the weigh-in, he looked jacked. 0.93
00:18:39.000 The best I've ever seen him.
00:18:40.000 He looked amazing.
00:18:41.000 Apparently he had a tremendous strength and conditioning routine for this.
00:18:43.000 He looked so good.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, he looked real good. 0.96
00:18:45.000 And he was fighting fucking ferocious, like the Robbie Lawler of old.
00:18:49.000 He didn't look at all diminished, and I think maybe the time off was good for him, because he had to get an ACL surgery, so he might have been dealing with something before his last fight, we don't know. 0.89
00:19:02.000 Do you think maybe it was two where Ben Askren's so one-dimensional, he didn't have to worry about the striking at all? 0.99
00:19:09.000 There's a little bit of that for sure, but the fucking fight started because he launched Ben Askren into the air and slammed him on his fucking head, which is crazy. 0.98
00:19:18.000 How tough is Ben Askren? 1.00
00:19:19.000 Ben is tough as shit. 0.99
00:19:20.000 Here's the other thing. 0.99
00:19:20.000 Yes, Ben won controversially. 0.99
00:19:23.000 We don't know that.
00:19:24.000 There was still, what, two minutes left in that fight?
00:19:26.000 Dude, I've been watching the replay.
00:19:27.000 With that bulldog choke.
00:19:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:28.000 With that much time, it could have got pretty diced for a fucking... 1.00
00:19:35.000 Robbie Lawler. 1.00
00:19:36.000 Robbie Lawler.
00:19:36.000 He got dicey.
00:19:37.000 We can't just chalk up.
00:19:38.000 Go to Ben's...
00:19:39.000 Ben, I think he put it on his Twitter or his Instagram page where you see Robbie Lawler's arm go limp.
00:19:44.000 Dude, it goes limp.
00:19:46.000 Now, here's the question.
00:19:47.000 Did it go limp because he just let it go?
00:19:50.000 Because he was trying to, like, let...
00:19:51.000 You know, just let it go.
00:19:52.000 Because he's trying to, like...
00:19:53.000 That's a weird move.
00:19:54.000 Hang on.
00:19:55.000 Because the choke, he was, like, he's squeezing really hard.
00:19:57.000 He's going to tire his arms out.
00:19:58.000 That's what Robbie said.
00:20:00.000 It wasn't under his chin, though.
00:20:01.000 But here's the thing.
00:20:02.000 People need to stop saying that you have to be under the chin to choke a guy unconscious.
00:20:06.000 No, you can do both.
00:20:07.000 You can choke a guy unconscious across his face.
00:20:09.000 You can go across the face, right like this, and if you have a real squeeze, you have like a Marcelo Garcia squeeze, you could put a guy to sleep.
00:20:17.000 Think how strong Ben is too.
00:20:18.000 Ben has a real squeeze.
00:20:20.000 Phenomenal squeeze.
00:20:21.000 And he's in this position.
00:20:23.000 With that bulldog, you can get a lot of leverage in that position.
00:20:27.000 I mean, I don't know how he's gripping his hands.
00:20:28.000 You know how much more torque you can get with his whole body?
00:20:30.000 Amazing torque.
00:20:31.000 So I don't know if he went out and then Ben let him go a little bit and then he popped right back awake.
00:20:37.000 That's what he's saying?
00:20:39.000 Your natural movement though, if you're fighting a choke, your natural...
00:20:44.000 Is to hold on to it.
00:20:45.000 Is not to go limp.
00:20:46.000 That's true.
00:20:47.000 That's true.
00:20:48.000 That's where I'm like, alright, maybe he was out.
00:20:49.000 We thought he was out.
00:20:51.000 Yes.
00:20:51.000 We thought he was out.
00:20:52.000 But, in all fairness, I thought Ben was out earlier.
00:20:55.000 Me too.
00:20:55.000 I thought they were going to stop it.
00:20:56.000 I thought they were going to stop it.
00:20:58.000 Robbie's slamming.
00:20:58.000 I'm like, he's out.
00:20:59.000 He's out. 1.00
00:20:59.000 He was fucked up. 1.00
00:20:59.000 I thought he was out. 1.00
00:21:00.000 But, damn, he can take a fucking shot. 1.00
00:21:02.000 He can take a fucking shot. 1.00
00:21:04.000 Because Robbie hit him with some... 1.00
00:21:07.000 I was nervous for that fight for Ben.
00:21:09.000 It was crazy.
00:21:10.000 We hyped him up so much.
00:21:11.000 I know we hyped him up so much.
00:21:12.000 We hyped him up so much.
00:21:13.000 Ben, please do good. 0.98
00:21:15.000 I was like, damn, this just is terrible. 0.97
00:21:17.000 But let's figure this out. 0.99
00:21:21.000 Let's see.
00:21:21.000 Do you have a video of it?
00:21:23.000 I checked both of his pages.
00:21:24.000 I don't see where he retweeted it.
00:21:26.000 He posted it today.
00:21:28.000 I think it was a Twitter.
00:21:29.000 Yeah, I think it was Twitter.
00:21:31.000 And I think maybe he might have either reposted it or replied to it or reposted it with a comment.
00:21:37.000 No, he says, this is what happened.
00:21:39.000 It's just a comment.
00:21:41.000 Okay, well, let's see it.
00:21:42.000 When he said, this is what happened, then go to whatever he was commenting on.
00:21:44.000 I think it's the handle.
00:21:45.000 And then you'll see the video.
00:21:47.000 Whatever he was commenting on is the video.
00:21:50.000 Basically, they were saying in the video that he...
00:21:52.000 See, let's check it out here.
00:21:54.000 Jack Sparrow, there it goes.
00:21:55.000 See, carefully, you'll see that Ben loosened his chalk a little bit.
00:22:00.000 And then Herb Dean touched...
00:22:02.000 Click on that.
00:22:02.000 Click on that.
00:22:03.000 It goes to a long thread.
00:22:04.000 Yeah, but if you go to the top of that thread, you'll see the video.
00:22:06.000 There it is, right there.
00:22:07.000 At the top.
00:22:08.000 Right there.
00:22:09.000 Watch this.
00:22:10.000 So check this out.
00:22:11.000 Look at the arm.
00:22:12.000 See that right there.
00:22:13.000 That's not a normal movement.
00:22:14.000 But look, but Robbie does give him the thumbs up.
00:22:17.000 That's the other thing that you're not seeing.
00:22:19.000 It's not a normal movement, but it is a tight squeeze.
00:22:24.000 It does look like his arm went limp.
00:22:26.000 I think he went out for a second and came to.
00:22:29.000 Well, Herb said, what Herb is saying is, he told Ben to stop when the arm went limp.
00:22:35.000 When the arm went limp, Ben said is that he's lightening up and that he lightened up and then Robbie came back to life.
00:22:41.000 That's fair.
00:22:42.000 That is entirely possible, folks.
00:22:44.000 It's entirely possible.
00:22:45.000 I do not know. 0.99
00:22:46.000 But I do know that Robbie Lawler is a classy motherfucker because he complained for a little bit. 1.00
00:22:50.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:22:51.000 He goes, alright man, good job, good fight. 1.00
00:22:53.000 He's been in the game so long. 1.00
00:22:54.000 He can see him and he goes, aw fuck. 1.00
00:22:56.000 He's got a great attitude. 1.00
00:22:57.000 He's the best.
00:22:58.000 He really does.
00:22:59.000 He's got a great attitude.
00:23:00.000 And I don't think his stock dropped in that fight.
00:23:02.000 I really don't. 1.00
00:23:02.000 Fuck no. 1.00
00:23:03.000 No, I really don't. 1.00
00:23:04.000 And I would like to see the rematch.
00:23:05.000 I don't.
00:23:06.000 Well, I want to see it again.
00:23:08.000 I mean, he says no, but...
00:23:09.000 Ben says no.
00:23:10.000 Yeah, Ben says he didn't want to fight him in the first place.
00:23:13.000 Why would you? 0.96
00:23:14.000 Fucking right. 0.99
00:23:14.000 Fucking right. 0.99
00:23:15.000 He was such a murderer. 1.00
00:23:16.000 He was so amped up for that fight, too. 0.98
00:23:18.000 He was so angry, and you could see it in his face.
00:23:20.000 He knew what this meant.
00:23:21.000 Dude, how about Ben versus Usman? 0.99
00:23:23.000 That's a motherfucking fight. 1.00
00:23:25.000 They're talking shit. 1.00
00:23:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:28.000 Oh, Darren Till. 1.00
00:23:28.000 Yeah, Ben, your performance is shit. 1.00
00:23:30.000 You barely won. 1.00
00:23:31.000 You're ugly as fuck. 1.00
00:23:32.000 Your chin is too big not to miss. 1.00
00:23:35.000 You have no respect for no one. 1.00
00:23:37.000 Oh, did I say you're a curly-headed fuck? 1.00
00:23:39.000 See you in London, Muppet. 1.00
00:23:41.000 Till has a tough fight in London, though, too.
00:23:43.000 Yeah, Masvidal's no joke, man.
00:23:45.000 Masvidal's a very technical guy.
00:23:47.000 He's got good wrestling, too, man.
00:23:49.000 He's good at everything.
00:23:50.000 Yep, very good at everything and very good wrestling, and I think that's probably where he's going to try to put Darren Till after that Woodley fight.
00:23:56.000 It's a tough fight, man.
00:23:57.000 It's a bad situation for Woodley, man, because...
00:24:01.000 People are going to say, oh, he was doing all that stuff with TMZ. Oh, he's got a rap album coming up.
00:24:07.000 He's doing rap concerts.
00:24:10.000 That's fair, though, right?
00:24:11.000 It is fair.
00:24:11.000 That's fair criticism.
00:24:12.000 Because I've always been on that side of, and you know more than anyone, you told me to get the fuck out, is when you're one foot in.
00:24:20.000 Because what's Usman doing when Woodley's in the studio creating beats? 0.91
00:24:23.000 Going hard.
00:24:24.000 Going hard.
00:24:24.000 Usman is all in.
00:24:26.000 He's all in.
00:24:27.000 You think Usman wants...
00:24:28.000 If I went up to Usman, like, hey, dude, I'll pay for a show for you on TMZ. You go, get the fuck out of my face. 1.00
00:24:33.000 Right. 1.00
00:24:33.000 Get the fuck out of my face. 1.00
00:24:35.000 That's what he's going to say. 1.00
00:24:35.000 Get the fuck... 1.00
00:24:36.000 He'll probably get angry at you. 1.00
00:24:37.000 Get the fuck out of my face with that TMZ shit. 1.00
00:24:40.000 Dude, I was telling everybody, for years, people have been scared of Usman. 1.00
00:24:45.000 For years.
00:24:46.000 But now you see why.
00:24:48.000 Before you were seeing, people were scared of him, but he wasn't beating anybody that was world-class.
00:24:52.000 He wasn't getting those top ten guys.
00:24:55.000 Damien Maia, right?
00:24:56.000 Yeah, he got Damien Maia.
00:24:58.000 The Damien Maia fight will forever be marred by the fact that they separated them when Damien had one hook-in and he was trying to take his back. 0.98
00:25:05.000 Dude, was that fucking Homeboy? 0.88
00:25:07.000 The guy who kept standing them up? 0.99
00:25:09.000 Was that Goddard? 1.00
00:25:10.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:25:11.000 I don't know what he's doing. 1.00
00:25:12.000 What are you doing?
00:25:13.000 Let's see who that was.
00:25:14.000 Go to Damien Maia versus Kamaru Usman and see who separated them.
00:25:22.000 Who's the ref?
00:25:22.000 Matt the Terracero was going fucking crazy about that and he's 100% right.
00:25:27.000 Do you know how difficult it is to get a hold of a guy like Usman like that and to have one hook-in standing up and to be working to take his back and for them to separate him? 0.99
00:25:36.000 It is nonsense. 0.52
00:25:36.000 Dude. 0.52
00:25:37.000 Pure nonsense.
00:25:38.000 Do you know how much harder it is?
00:25:39.000 That's hard.
00:25:39.000 Yeah.
00:25:40.000 How much harder it is to take Woodley down and control him?
00:25:43.000 Yes, yes.
00:25:43.000 And then you stand him up.
00:25:44.000 Yep, yep. 1.00
00:25:45.000 If I'm Usman, I went, what the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.99
00:25:47.000 Yeah, but I mean, you stop and think- You take him down. 0.99
00:25:49.000 You take him down.
00:25:49.000 You stop and think about Damien Maia's last fight, right?
00:25:52.000 Who the fuck did he just choke unconscious? 0.99
00:25:54.000 He choked the fuck out of who was that? 1.00
00:25:56.000 Who was it? 0.99
00:25:56.000 Who did he just choke out? 0.99
00:25:57.000 Someone really good.
00:25:59.000 Young kid that they fed him.
00:26:01.000 Okay, so here it is.
00:26:01.000 Nope, that's not Goddard.
00:26:02.000 Who is it?
00:26:04.000 It's the bald feller.
00:26:05.000 Which bald feller?
00:26:07.000 So here's...
00:26:08.000 It's hard to tell who that referee is.
00:26:13.000 I can't see the face.
00:26:15.000 So Usman and them, they're exchanging...
00:26:18.000 Ooh! 0.96
00:26:18.000 Usman cracked him. 0.96
00:26:19.000 Who is it?
00:26:21.000 Is it Chris Taioni?
00:26:22.000 I know two referees.
00:26:24.000 I know three.
00:26:24.000 No, it's Leon.
00:26:28.000 Yeah.
00:26:30.000 Okay.
00:26:32.000 Well, for whatever reason...
00:26:34.000 What was Goddard thinking, though?
00:26:35.000 I don't know what he was thinking.
00:26:36.000 And then he threw shade online at John Anik.
00:26:38.000 What did he say?
00:26:39.000 He said your commentary was off, so was Anik's.
00:26:42.000 That my commentary was off?
00:26:43.000 Yeah.
00:26:43.000 Okay.
00:26:44.000 I don't know what I did to say...
00:26:46.000 I didn't say anything bad about Mark Goddard.
00:26:49.000 I said I disagree with him standing up.
00:26:50.000 I don't know why he said the commentary was off, but...
00:26:53.000 Dominic Cruz did say that he can't wrestle.
00:26:56.000 The reason why he's standing him up is because he can't wrestle.
00:26:59.000 Mark Goddard?
00:27:00.000 Yes.
00:27:01.000 No, he was saying that about Mark Goddard.
00:27:03.000 Correct.
00:27:03.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:27:05.000 He threw shade at Goddard.
00:27:06.000 I have nothing but respect for Goddard, although I don't agree with his decision in that fight.
00:27:11.000 I do not agree with stand-ups.
00:27:12.000 I don't like stand-ups.
00:27:13.000 I like Mark Goddard.
00:27:14.000 I do, too.
00:27:15.000 I think he's a great referee.
00:27:16.000 In that moment, he's wrong.
00:27:18.000 Well, he's probably very emotional.
00:27:19.000 You know how hard it is?
00:27:20.000 Yes.
00:27:20.000 But listen, your job is not to intervene the trajectory of the fight.
00:27:24.000 Your job is to protect the fighters.
00:27:26.000 Don't fuck up Usman's biggest fight of his life by standing up.
00:27:29.000 Because what happens to this, and we've seen it, what happens if he stood him up and Woodley goes, you know what? 0.93
00:27:33.000 Finally, I feel good.
00:27:34.000 Knocks him out. 0.90
00:27:35.000 Right.
00:27:35.000 It can't happen.
00:27:35.000 That's on you, Goddard.
00:27:37.000 It can't happen. 1.00
00:27:37.000 You fucked him. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:38.000 It can't happen. 1.00
00:27:39.000 What did he say about me?
00:27:41.000 He didn't specifically call you out.
00:27:43.000 He didn't call you out specifically.
00:27:43.000 What did he say?
00:27:46.000 There he is.
00:27:48.000 The only thing wildly inconsistent is your and your co-coms, commentators, recollection and observation of actual events. 1.00
00:27:55.000 I will whoop Joe Rogan's ass. 1.00
00:27:57.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00
00:27:58.000 Whoa, that's so rude. 0.99
00:27:59.000 I didn't see that.
00:28:00.000 I just made that up.
00:28:01.000 The only thing wildly inconsistent is your and your co-coms recollection and observation of actual events.
00:28:09.000 I'll save my side for later.
00:28:10.000 Well, that doesn't make any sense.
00:28:12.000 Recollection of actual events.
00:28:14.000 I don't know what he's trying to say there.
00:28:15.000 And co-coms.
00:28:16.000 I didn't say anything bad about him other than I don't agree with the stand-ups.
00:28:19.000 And that's not bad.
00:28:20.000 But Dominic Cruz said that he can't wrestle.
00:28:23.000 And I don't know if Mark Goddard could wrestle.
00:28:24.000 I know he knows how to referee.
00:28:25.000 I know this.
00:28:26.000 Compared to Dominic Cruz, he cannot wrestle.
00:28:29.000 So Dominic's fine to say that.
00:28:30.000 Also, John Anik going hard in the paint's awesome.
00:28:32.000 He goes, yeah, you are way off.
00:28:35.000 Well, it's wildly inconsistent is correct, because Herb Dean is the gold standard, in my opinion.
00:28:40.000 And Herb Dean, even though that thing with Robbie Lawler is controversial...
00:28:45.000 I kind of look at it and I go, the arm went limp, man.
00:28:47.000 I can see how he made that mistake.
00:28:49.000 I can see that.
00:28:50.000 I think it's unfortunate, and it may have been a mistake, but it might not have been a mistake.
00:28:54.000 Agree.
00:28:55.000 I'm still...
00:28:56.000 I'm not mad at it.
00:28:57.000 I'm not at all.
00:28:58.000 Hey, look, man. 0.98
00:28:58.000 His job is fucking way harder than mine. 0.98
00:29:01.000 A hundred times harder. 0.98
00:29:03.000 Herb Dean's job is to protect the fighters and to stop fights and to make calls.
00:29:07.000 I don't want to be that guy. 0.98
00:29:08.000 That guy gets fucking hated on and never loved. 0.99
00:29:11.000 Herb never gets loved. 1.00
00:29:12.000 No one likes him.
00:29:13.000 No one ever gets loved.
00:29:14.000 But with Mark Dotter, don't be the guy trying to...
00:29:16.000 John replied.
00:29:18.000 He said, I always try to be respectful.
00:29:19.000 We just call it like we see it too.
00:29:21.000 But there's an arrogance with which you deal with the fighters, commentators, and many in the sport.
00:29:26.000 And I find it off-putting.
00:29:27.000 Whoa.
00:29:28.000 One man's take.
00:29:29.000 And I'm quite sure you'll give yours for everyone to hear.
00:29:33.000 Get a manic world star. 1.00
00:29:36.000 Damn. 1.00
00:29:37.000 Damn. 0.99
00:29:38.000 Okay, so I believe John Eck referred to the inconsistent between each referee's decisions of when to separate the fighters, and John said exactly that's what I was referring to. 0.98
00:29:47.000 That two of the consensus best referees of the game would handle those two situations so differently.
00:29:53.000 I understand the athletes are different, but there are parallels to be drawn.
00:29:56.000 John is 100% correct.
00:29:58.000 100%.
00:29:58.000 100% correct.
00:29:59.000 Come at us, bro.
00:30:00.000 I feel bad that Mark Goddard responded the way he did because it's not very professional and I think it's very emotional and I think he's probably just feeling the heat.
00:30:09.000 Yeah.
00:30:10.000 I went hard on him.
00:30:11.000 Yeah, you feel that heat and you get angry.
00:30:13.000 But I like Mark Goddard.
00:30:15.000 I like him a lot.
00:30:16.000 I think he's a very good referee.
00:30:17.000 I think he's top one or two refs in the business.
00:30:19.000 I love Mark Goddard. 0.98
00:30:20.000 He fucked that up. 0.93
00:30:21.000 My question is, I wonder who is telling them they should stand things up when they shouldn't stand things up. 0.98
00:30:27.000 It's the pressure he feels.
00:30:28.000 The pressure he feels.
00:30:29.000 From the audience, you think?
00:30:30.000 From the crowd.
00:30:31.000 Maybe.
00:30:32.000 It could be that.
00:30:33.000 British people are very nice.
00:30:34.000 You know, sometimes in English people, they're more combinated.
00:30:36.000 You gotta know what you're dealing with, man.
00:30:37.000 When you got two world-class wrestlers, and this guy's impossible to take down, he's one of the best of all time, let it go.
00:30:43.000 Let it go.
00:30:44.000 Well, I think let it go, period.
00:30:45.000 I just, I do not agree with stand-ups, because I think if a guy can hold you down, like this I was saying about Ben Askren, if a guy like Ben Askren can hold you down and give you noogies until the fight's over...
00:30:55.000 Do something about it.
00:30:55.000 Yeah, do something about it.
00:30:56.000 Exactly.
00:30:57.000 Do something about it.
00:30:57.000 He's not cheating.
00:30:58.000 No.
00:30:58.000 If he's not cheating, keep it up.
00:31:00.000 Do you know how hard it is to control Woodley on the ground?
00:31:02.000 It's impossible. 0.99
00:31:02.000 And he only has five fucking minutes. 0.99
00:31:04.000 You have five minutes to sink a choke in, five minutes to hold on to him and beat him up. 0.99
00:31:08.000 And look, all credit to Usman. 0.99
00:31:11.000 He didn't even fucking care. 0.98
00:31:12.000 He got stood back up, didn't complain, went right back at him and took him down again. 1.00
00:31:15.000 He's a monster. 0.72
00:31:16.000 Cool story, bro. 1.00
00:31:17.000 He is fucking hard to deal with, man. 0.99
00:31:19.000 Tough fight for Colby. 0.99
00:31:20.000 For everyone on the planet Earth.
00:31:23.000 But stylistically, when you look at the fight for Colby, I look at what Colby does well.
00:31:26.000 Yeah, he does that.
00:31:27.000 He does that.
00:31:28.000 The thing about Usman is he's got power, he's got striking, he's got wrestling, but even maybe more importantly...
00:31:35.000 Cardio!
00:31:36.000 Cardio!
00:31:37.000 For days! 1.00
00:31:38.000 And here he's a fucking savage. 1.00
00:31:39.000 Oh, his mind's a fucking bank vault. 1.00
00:31:42.000 I know. 1.00
00:31:42.000 It's Fort Knox. 1.00
00:31:43.000 You're not getting in there.
00:31:44.000 I'm so impressed. 1.00
00:31:45.000 I'm so on his dick. 1.00
00:31:46.000 How adorable was it? 1.00
00:31:47.000 Him with his little daughter.
00:31:48.000 Oh, dude.
00:31:49.000 I almost cried. 1.00
00:31:50.000 I'm such a bitch. 1.00
00:31:51.000 Me too. 1.00
00:31:51.000 I'm such a bitch. 1.00
00:31:52.000 I might cry right now. 1.00
00:31:53.000 I've become a bigger pussy than I have kids. 1.00
00:31:54.000 Me too. 1.00
00:31:55.000 Me too.
00:31:56.000 Don't play the video, Jamie.
00:31:57.000 I saw his little daughter.
00:31:57.000 I'm like, oh.
00:31:58.000 I know, man.
00:31:59.000 So cute.
00:32:00.000 And just how happy he was.
00:32:01.000 His mom and wife were real extra, though.
00:32:04.000 They're like P. Diddy in a bad video.
00:32:08.000 Extras!
00:32:09.000 Hey, man.
00:32:10.000 He's the champ of the world. 0.98
00:32:12.000 Could you imagine what it feels like to have your husband win the fucking world welterweight title and to beat Tyron Woodley? 0.99
00:32:17.000 No, I can't. 1.00
00:32:18.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:32:18.000 I tell my wife, take a hot back seat. 1.00
00:32:21.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:32:23.000 And my mom sure as fuck wouldn't be in the cage. 1.00
00:32:27.000 Hey, man. 0.99
00:32:28.000 I feel like when someone wins like that, they can do whatever they want.
00:32:30.000 I mean, Connor's mom's always in the cage. 0.68
00:32:32.000 His dad's always in the cage. 0.98
00:32:33.000 She's not fucking throwing out promo codes. 1.00
00:32:36.000 That's true. 0.98
00:32:38.000 Listen, man.
00:32:40.000 And Usman, I feel like he's only like, what is he, 31 or 32?
00:32:43.000 How old is Usman?
00:32:45.000 I think he's 32. He's a fucking savage. 1.00
00:32:46.000 He could be the champ for a long time. 1.00
00:32:49.000 He scared me.
00:32:49.000 He scared me.
00:32:49.000 He's not.
00:32:50.000 Dude, have you seen how big he is in person?
00:32:52.000 Of course you have.
00:32:52.000 Of course you have.
00:32:52.000 But when he's not cutting, he came to my Palm Beach show.
00:32:55.000 I went, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:32:57.000 How much do you weigh? 1.00
00:32:58.000 I don't know.
00:32:58.000 We're the same size.
00:32:59.000 No.
00:33:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:01.000 He's fucking huge. 0.99
00:33:03.000 He scared me. 1.00
00:33:03.000 He scared me. 1.00
00:33:05.000 But he's big like a super athlete, not like a bodybuilder. 1.00
00:33:11.000 Can I get your dick out of my face, Guzman? 1.00
00:33:14.000 When you look at the way Tyron is big, Tyron's more thick. 1.00
00:33:18.000 His legs are thicker.
00:33:19.000 Short and thick.
00:33:21.000 Look at the height difference. 1.00
00:33:22.000 Look at his fucking back. 1.00
00:33:24.000 He's so tall. 1.00
00:33:25.000 Look how tall he is, man.
00:33:27.000 And wide.
00:33:28.000 He looks scary with his face painted like that.
00:33:31.000 We're ogling him. 0.95
00:33:32.000 Dude, I'm on his nuts so far right now. 1.00
00:33:35.000 He's a monster. 0.99
00:33:36.000 The face paint thing was a last minute decision too. 0.99
00:33:39.000 Susie had to do his face. 0.95
00:33:40.000 Wow.
00:33:41.000 Susie the makeup lady.
00:33:41.000 I love Susie.
00:33:43.000 She's the best.
00:33:44.000 She was the best.
00:33:44.000 She's such a nice lady.
00:33:45.000 But they had to make sure that they had the right color paint, you know, to do the Nigerian flag on his face.
00:33:50.000 Dude, he might be champ for a long time.
00:33:53.000 There's great matchups.
00:33:54.000 Oh, my God. 0.97
00:33:55.000 Welterweight is so fucking fun. 0.99
00:33:57.000 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:33:57.000 And don't sleep on Masvidal, folks. 0.99
00:34:00.000 You know, Jorge Masvidal still is capable of beating something. 0.98
00:34:03.000 Remember when he fucked up Cowboy? 0.99
00:34:05.000 Masvidal is the real deal. 0.98
00:34:07.000 I will say this, though.
00:34:08.000 He's the real deal.
00:34:09.000 Darren Till, man, he's my dark horse.
00:34:11.000 You think so?
00:34:12.000 I think so. 1.00
00:34:13.000 Unless he goes 85, but he's a motherfucker. 1.00
00:34:15.000 You know what happened in that Till fight with Woodley? 1.00
00:34:18.000 He didn't land a single significant strike in two rounds.
00:34:22.000 He didn't land anything in the first round, and he didn't land anything in the second round.
00:34:26.000 Just understand that.
00:34:27.000 This is the big show.
00:34:29.000 This is the world title shot. 0.99
00:34:31.000 You come out to fucking Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline, the whole deal. 1.00
00:34:34.000 Everybody's singing along. 1.00
00:34:35.000 It's wonderful.
00:34:35.000 That's London.
00:34:36.000 But...
00:34:37.000 But...
00:34:38.000 But he lands nothing.
00:34:40.000 Alright, well here's this.
00:34:42.000 Woodley threw one punch in five rounds.
00:34:44.000 No, that's not true. 1.00
00:34:45.000 Shit happens. 1.00
00:34:46.000 No, Woodley hit him. 0.99
00:34:47.000 Woodley was very tentative.
00:34:48.000 Well, he was doing the smart thing. 0.93
00:34:50.000 The smart thing is you wait and you counter because Woodley's so goddamn fast.
00:34:54.000 That smart thing paid off when he landed that big right hand, dropped him. 0.55
00:34:58.000 And then the other problem with Darren Till is that on the ground on his back, he didn't have anything.
00:35:03.000 Didn't have anything offensive.
00:35:05.000 He was rocked.
00:35:05.000 He was rocked too.
00:35:06.000 For sure.
00:35:07.000 But if you can move, you've got to be able to do something to protect yourself and something to tie.
00:35:13.000 He also didn't see the choke coming.
00:35:15.000 That also could be because he was rocked.
00:35:17.000 Look, if you look at the way he dispatched Cowboy, insanely impressive.
00:35:21.000 If you look at the way he beat Wonderboy, also impressive.
00:35:24.000 I mean, Wonderboy's a world-class striker, and he beat him and dropped him.
00:35:28.000 Wonderboy Usman, Wonderboy's a hard code to crack.
00:35:30.000 He's a hard code to crack, yes.
00:35:32.000 And especially if Wonderboy has some time off to recover.
00:35:34.000 He's had some time off.
00:35:35.000 Gone through those two big five-round, three five-round fights.
00:35:38.000 The Till fight was a five-round fight as well.
00:35:41.000 So those are hard, man.
00:35:42.000 They're hard on your body, hard going through training camp.
00:35:44.000 And I want to say that I think Wonderboy had a knee injury, too, that he might have gotten surgery on.
00:35:50.000 And his hand, maybe.
00:35:51.000 I don't know about the knee.
00:35:53.000 That might have made up the knee. 0.98
00:35:54.000 The point is, the welterweight division is fun as fuck. 1.00
00:35:57.000 Fucking every division's fun as fuck. 0.99
00:35:59.000 Bantamweight just opened up with Pedro Munoz. 0.99
00:36:01.000 Light heavyweight's kind of crunk now, too. 0.98
00:36:03.000 Johnny fucking Walker. 0.99
00:36:05.000 Dude, how about Johnny Walker? 0.99
00:36:07.000 Okay, Stephen Thompson said his movement was out the window after Darren Kill kicked a knee kick out.
00:36:14.000 He's also saying that he doesn't think that those kicks should be allowed, which is crazy for someone to say that kicks people in the head.
00:36:22.000 Spinning wheel kicks people in the head.
00:36:24.000 Okay, it says, it was almost like the dude was trying to put me out.
00:36:27.000 Thompson told Ariel Helwani.
00:36:29.000 Yeah.
00:36:29.000 Yeah, bro.
00:36:30.000 He was definitely trying to kick him. 0.99
00:36:30.000 Goddamn cage fight. 0.99
00:36:31.000 He hit me in the knee, and after that, my movement was pretty much out the window. 0.99
00:36:35.000 I was more focused on keeping my knee.
00:36:37.000 It was just another thing to think about out there.
00:36:39.000 Well, that's a strange attitude.
00:36:42.000 Maybe that comes because he came from a karate background and not a Muay Thai background.
00:36:47.000 On the show, Thompson said he was unsure if targeting the knee with that kick like that is legal.
00:36:53.000 Well, I will tell you, it's legal.
00:36:55.000 It's definitely legal.
00:36:56.000 As Whitaker. 0.86
00:36:57.000 So are heel hooks, which are way worse.
00:37:00.000 I mean...
00:37:00.000 Do a spinning heel kick to your face.
00:37:03.000 Hopefully it's nothing major, but it sucks, man. 1.00
00:37:05.000 It really does. 0.93
00:37:05.000 Disappointed by the whole situation and coming out of it with an injury like that, it only makes it all worse. 0.93
00:37:09.000 He has a fight coming up.
00:37:11.000 Yeah.
00:37:11.000 Pettis.
00:37:12.000 Oh, that's right.
00:37:13.000 So he must have healed it up or got surgery or whatever.
00:37:17.000 I don't understand that.
00:37:19.000 I don't understand that kind of thinking.
00:37:21.000 I mean...
00:37:22.000 He said, I was trying to hit the guy hard.
00:37:24.000 I really was.
00:37:25.000 I was just unable to put myself in a situation to do so.
00:37:27.000 And the reason for that is because he kicked your knee.
00:37:31.000 Which is a technique.
00:37:32.000 Yeah, it's a technique.
00:37:33.000 John uses it all the time. 0.99
00:37:34.000 It's a fucking legit technique. 0.99
00:37:36.000 Whitaker used it against Romero. 0.99
00:37:38.000 Yes, and Romero used it against Whitaker.
00:37:40.000 That's where Whitaker got it.
00:37:41.000 Whitaker went, oh, we're doing that?
00:37:43.000 And he went right after it.
00:37:44.000 Cool story. 1.00
00:37:44.000 Yeah, you fucked my knee up in the first fight, I'm going to fuck your knee up in the second fight. 1.00
00:37:47.000 Listen, it is just as valid and maybe safer than kicking someone in the head. 1.00
00:37:53.000 It's easier to do, for sure, than kicking someone in the head.
00:37:56.000 But so what? 1.00
00:37:57.000 If you can kick someone in the fucking head with a wheel kick, that is the worst thing you can do to a person. 1.00
00:38:02.000 When a boy has no point there. 1.00
00:38:03.000 He's just sad about the fight.
00:38:05.000 Yeah, it's unfortunate.
00:38:07.000 But again, I think a lot of that is because he came from that karate background, and he came from an above-the-waist style karate background initially.
00:38:15.000 You know, when Duke Rufus was cornering his brother, Rick Rufus, when Rick Rufus fought, I forget the gentleman's name, from Thailand, I think Lawrence Kenshin has it as the most important kickboxing match in history. 0.98
00:38:29.000 Goddamn. 0.78
00:38:30.000 I forget who the... 0.99
00:38:31.000 Because we realized how critical...
00:38:33.000 Because this was when Rick Rufus was in his prime.
00:38:35.000 He was the man.
00:38:36.000 He was the man.
00:38:37.000 I mean, Rick Rufus, the jet. 1.00
00:38:38.000 He would do wild shit, man. 1.00
00:38:40.000 Jump 360, turning sidekicks to the face. 1.00
00:38:42.000 He would hit guys and knock them out with hook kicks and front leg round. 0.95
00:38:45.000 Here he goes. 0.99
00:38:46.000 Chang... 1.00
00:38:47.000 Try this name.
00:38:49.000 Chang Phuket Khyat Songre. 0.87
00:38:52.000 I fucked that up, I'm sure. 0.96
00:38:53.000 It's a hard pass for me. 0.97
00:38:54.000 Duke would have said it.
00:38:55.000 Duke would have said the name perfect.
00:38:56.000 But the point is, at the end of the fight...
00:38:59.000 After the Thai gentleman destroyed Rufus' legs and stopped him, Duke, who's a world champion himself, said that he didn't think that it took any skill to do that.
00:39:10.000 Because that's how a lot of those Thai guys thought.
00:39:14.000 Watch the end of this, man.
00:39:15.000 Wow.
00:39:16.000 Watch the end of this.
00:39:17.000 He can't walk.
00:39:18.000 He can barely walk, but watch.
00:39:19.000 They say, go ahead.
00:39:20.000 And this dude comes out.
00:39:21.000 He goes, he knows what to do.
00:39:22.000 Here we go.
00:39:23.000 Jesus Christ.
00:39:24.000 He just, whack! 0.91
00:39:26.000 Tacks those legs. 1.00
00:39:26.000 If you don't know what to do, that would hurt so bad. 1.00
00:39:28.000 And this dude's a beast, too. 0.63
00:39:29.000 Look at the thighs on this dude. 0.96
00:39:31.000 Whack! 1.00
00:39:32.000 He's just fucking those legs up. 1.00
00:39:34.000 Hands up high and just whack! 1.00
00:39:35.000 Look at this.
00:39:36.000 Dude, who's the ref?
00:39:37.000 Well, they didn't know any better back there. 1.00
00:39:39.000 He's wearing some dope shit. 1.00
00:39:39.000 Look at it. 1.00
00:39:40.000 That's how they did it back there with karate. 1.00
00:39:41.000 The ref wore a fucking karate gi. 1.00
00:39:44.000 Yeah, hell yeah. 1.00
00:39:44.000 Look at the ref's got a black belt on. 1.00
00:39:46.000 Fuck yeah, he does. 1.00
00:39:47.000 Look at that. 1.00
00:39:47.000 Whack! 1.00
00:39:48.000 Whack! 1.00
00:39:48.000 In the ass. 1.00
00:39:49.000 Yeah, those leg kicks and that was it. 0.99
00:39:51.000 So after it was over, Duke, who I think was only like 19 at the time, said he didn't think that took any skill.
00:39:57.000 Obviously, Duke doesn't think that.
00:39:59.000 Now, he evolved and became a world Muay Thai champion himself.
00:40:02.000 Correct.
00:40:03.000 It's just...
00:40:03.000 Ignorance is bliss.
00:40:04.000 But that sort of stuff...
00:40:05.000 There he is right there.
00:40:06.000 Look at that young, baby-faced Duke roof.
00:40:07.000 We'll play it so we can hear him say it.
00:40:09.000 ...but it's the way the cookie crumbles tonight.
00:40:12.000 Let's take a look at the monitor down here.
00:40:14.000 Back it up a little so I can hear him say that.
00:40:16.000 ...I'm not sure.
00:40:17.000 I just know that he's in pain and the leg kicks were the only thing that stopped him.
00:40:21.000 The guy did not touch me anywhere else in the body, you know.
00:40:24.000 I think, you know, that Rick should have won the fight.
00:40:27.000 He had the guy out.
00:40:28.000 There are three major fouls, but it's the way the cookie crumbles tonight.
00:40:33.000 He said later that he didn't think that it took skill to do that, which is...
00:40:37.000 He just didn't know anybody.
00:40:38.000 He just doesn't know. 1.00
00:40:41.000 Motherfucker kicks so hard, too. 1.00
00:40:43.000 That style is so good. 1.00
00:40:45.000 The Thai style is so goddamn good. 0.88
00:40:47.000 It's so good. 0.96
00:40:48.000 Their head movement's not...
00:40:49.000 Yeah.
00:40:49.000 Well, the Thai style with the other techniques is the best.
00:40:55.000 If you got that Thai style, but you know how to throw sidekicks, you know how to throw everything else. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Wonder Boy, Darren Taylor.
00:41:00.000 Yeah.
00:41:00.000 John Jones.
00:41:01.000 Yeah, John Jones. 1.00
00:41:02.000 John Jones was throwing up fucking... 1.00
00:41:04.000 Throwing everything. 1.00
00:41:05.000 Arsenal of kicks.
00:41:05.000 It's very interesting watching him, man.
00:41:07.000 He's doing a lot of sidekicks now and spinning back kicks, turning sidekicks.
00:41:11.000 How about the kicks laying into the body?
00:41:12.000 Yeah.
00:41:13.000 He's throwing a lot of sidekicks. 0.99
00:41:14.000 He throws a lot of everything, man, but he fucks you up. 0.95
00:41:18.000 And he's so good at keeping guys on the back foot. 0.96
00:41:22.000 And just taking away their arsenal.
00:41:24.000 I want to say this, though, because this is something that's coming up, and it's actually kind of pissing me off.
00:41:28.000 What's that?
00:41:28.000 There's a bunch of people that have been saying, should...
00:41:32.000 Anthony Smith have laid down after he took that illegal knee and won the title.
00:41:39.000 Who said this?
00:41:40.000 Ariel Helwani.
00:41:41.000 A bunch of other people said it.
00:41:42.000 I think Ariel was suggesting or asking whether or not he should have. 1.00
00:41:46.000 That's some beta male shit. 0.99
00:41:47.000 Well, it's crazy because the guy should be praised for he ate the knee, he was okay, and then he wasn't even thinking about quitting. 1.00
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:56.000 That didn't go through my mind.
00:41:58.000 It went through my mind that someone might do that.
00:42:01.000 Not with Anthony Smith.
00:42:02.000 Have you ever seen him fight before? 0.57
00:42:03.000 No, he's an animal.
00:42:04.000 That wasn't even a thought.
00:42:05.000 No.
00:42:05.000 Nope.
00:42:06.000 Nope.
00:42:06.000 It wasn't a thought.
00:42:07.000 I don't agree.
00:42:07.000 And I wasn't like, oh, we should all give him praise for this.
00:42:10.000 I was like, no, why would he do that?
00:42:12.000 Well, that's who he is.
00:42:13.000 But some people, like, let's be honest.
00:42:17.000 And I think Chael Sonner would probably admit to this.
00:42:19.000 If he took that illegal knee, he might say, that's it.
00:42:22.000 Can't go on.
00:42:22.000 Sorry.
00:42:23.000 Rematch.
00:42:23.000 You get the win and keep going.
00:42:25.000 But Chael's a businessman.
00:42:26.000 Chael's a businessman.
00:42:27.000 Yeah.
00:42:28.000 I mean, you get the win, you get the title, you get a rematch.
00:42:30.000 I could be wrong.
00:42:30.000 Chael might disagree.
00:42:31.000 He might say, no, I'm a competitor.
00:42:33.000 When I'm in there, I wouldn't think that way.
00:42:34.000 Not now.
00:42:35.000 His age now.
00:42:36.000 Yeah.
00:42:37.000 The bottom line is, some people were actually suggesting that, that that would be a good option.
00:42:43.000 Many people suggested it.
00:42:45.000 I saw several people, and the fans went hard on these people that suggested it. 1.00
00:42:50.000 Like, you're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
00:42:52.000 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
00:42:53.000 He was getting outclassed. 1.00
00:42:53.000 That'd be such a bitch move. 1.00
00:42:56.000 Well, unless he actually couldn't go on. 0.98
00:42:59.000 Yeah, but we all saw he could.
00:43:00.000 He goes, I'm fine.
00:43:01.000 He goes, no, no, no, I'm fine.
00:43:02.000 I'm fine.
00:43:02.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:43:03.000 That's Anthony Smith.
00:43:04.000 I actually think Anthony Smith's stock I think?
00:43:28.000 You know, he doesn't give you a chance.
00:43:29.000 And that's the thing with Anthony Smith.
00:43:31.000 Anthony Smith's chance was to always be first.
00:43:33.000 If you watch Anthony Smith's fights prior, he was a bulldozer, comes at you.
00:43:37.000 John went, that's what you do?
00:43:39.000 Cool, I'll put you on your back foot. 0.98
00:43:40.000 You go first?
00:43:41.000 Not in my night.
00:43:42.000 I'm going to go first.
00:43:43.000 So then Anthony Smith was defensive the entire time, trying to hand fight.
00:43:48.000 He just took away all his tools.
00:43:49.000 He also fought very technically in the first round.
00:43:53.000 He didn't just swing at him.
00:43:56.000 Anthony fought very technical.
00:43:58.000 John actually in the first round got a little wild.
00:44:00.000 I felt like he almost felt the pressure of being a minus 800 favorite.
00:44:04.000 Really?
00:44:04.000 You think so?
00:44:05.000 We've never seen John throw those wild punches in that first round.
00:44:07.000 He was trying to get him out of there.
00:44:08.000 Then he went, you know what?
00:44:09.000 This isn't going to be as easy as I thought.
00:44:11.000 Recalculated and then dismantled him.
00:44:13.000 Yeah, I mean, he's the best of all time.
00:44:15.000 By far.
00:44:16.000 By far the best. 0.99
00:44:16.000 But who in that division can fuck with him now? 0.99
00:44:21.000 I mean, Thiago Santos. 0.99
00:44:23.000 Yeah.
00:44:24.000 Which is, look, Santos is a wild card. 1.00
00:44:25.000 That motherfucker can knock out anybody. 1.00
00:44:27.000 I would have liked to see Johnny Walker not blow his shoulder out celebrating. 1.00
00:44:30.000 I heard he's fine, though.
00:44:31.000 What?
00:44:32.000 Listen, man, he couldn't move his arm.
00:44:34.000 He came in the back and they didn't even, they're waiting until I think today, but in the back after he went, I'm actually good now.
00:44:39.000 Okay, so what that must mean that he dislocated it, and then they popped it back in place.
00:44:45.000 So it could be fine, or there could be some significant tearing inside that allowed it to dislocate, and that could be a problem in the future.
00:44:52.000 Let's say it's fine, though.
00:44:54.000 Let's hope it's fine.
00:44:54.000 He's still not fighting John Jones yet.
00:44:55.000 He has a ways to go. 0.99
00:44:56.000 Listen, fill that dude up with stem cells, just get a bunch of needles in there, and fucking... 1.00
00:45:01.000 A little cortisone? 1.00
00:45:02.000 Do all the fucking worms you want, bro. 1.00
00:45:04.000 Yeah, don't give him cortisone. 1.00
00:45:05.000 Give him some stem cells.
00:45:06.000 Santos is an interesting fight for John.
00:45:09.000 Yes. 1.00
00:45:10.000 He's interesting because Santos throws fucking nuclear missiles at your head. 1.00
00:45:14.000 And, you know, he did stop Jimmy Nemanowa. 0.99
00:45:16.000 He stopped several guys at light heavyweight.
00:45:19.000 He looks spectacular at light heavyweight.
00:45:20.000 And he stopped Anthony Smith in their last fight at middleweight.
00:45:23.000 I would imagine Santos is almost a bigger underdog than Anthony Smith.
00:45:28.000 I would imagine that too, but I would imagine that he's not going to fight like Anthony Smith.
00:45:33.000 Is he okay?
00:45:33.000 What does it say?
00:45:34.000 I'm fine.
00:45:35.000 My shoulder's not too bad.
00:45:36.000 Not too bad is not a good thing to say.
00:45:38.000 I just need to do some exams and check to be 100% sure that it was nothing serious.
00:45:44.000 Okay, that doesn't mean it's okay.
00:45:45.000 Because the thing about shoulder tears, and this is coming from someone who's had some shoulder issues.
00:45:51.000 It feels alright until you do something weird, and then it hurts. 1.00
00:45:54.000 And then you're like, fuck. 0.99
00:45:55.000 And then you get an MRI, and then they look at it, and they go, oh, you got some tears in there, son. 1.00
00:45:59.000 But sometimes it's not shit. 0.99
00:46:00.000 I've had problems where I'm like, dude, I'm fucked. 0.99
00:46:02.000 I can't move my shoulder. 1.00
00:46:03.000 Then two days later, like, well, fuck it, let's do it. 0.99
00:46:05.000 That's usually like sore tendons or sore muscles. 1.00
00:46:08.000 And he was just doing the worm.
00:46:09.000 Yeah, but he fell face first and landed on his shoulder weird.
00:46:12.000 But I'm sure he's doing that.
00:46:14.000 Maybe, man.
00:46:15.000 I don't know.
00:46:15.000 Dude, how about his post-fight speech?
00:46:18.000 I love Mickey Mouse!
00:46:19.000 Yeah, he's hilarious.
00:46:20.000 He's a real character.
00:46:22.000 He's a character when you work on his English, but he's going to go far. 1.00
00:46:25.000 Motherfucker has some power. 1.00
00:46:27.000 That flying knee. 1.00
00:46:28.000 I was grilling for everyone, and I lost track of time.
00:46:31.000 I looked at the TV from my backyard, and I saw them go, let's get it on. 0.97
00:46:36.000 I just fucking dropped everything and sprinted. 1.00
00:46:38.000 That motherfucker... 1.00
00:46:40.000 Knocks dudes out in seconds. 1.00
00:46:41.000 Yeah, well, this is his third fight in the Octagon, but he's fighting Misha Sukronov, who's a real tank.
00:46:48.000 He's a tank, and he's got some serious grappling skill.
00:46:50.000 He chokes the shit out of everybody. 0.69
00:46:52.000 He choked out Pat Cummings in his last fight. 0.99
00:46:54.000 I mean, he chokes the fuck out of people. 0.96
00:46:56.000 But, you know, Johnny Walker, let's watch it real quick. 1.00
00:47:00.000 I mean, fucking... 0.99
00:47:01.000 But the thing about Walker is he's so loose. 1.00
00:47:05.000 He came into that fight dancing.
00:47:07.000 Boom! 0.99
00:47:09.000 Look at that.
00:47:09.000 Here's the thing.
00:47:11.000 What's he like when someone takes you down and we're in the third round?
00:47:13.000 Yeah, we're going to find out.
00:47:14.000 He's a brown belt in jiu-jitsu, though.
00:47:16.000 Yeah.
00:47:16.000 Watch this.
00:47:17.000 See, he slapped his own arm on the ground.
00:47:21.000 Like, let me see that again.
00:47:23.000 Just jump on the cage, bro.
00:47:24.000 It's his left arm.
00:47:25.000 It's his left arm that hurt.
00:47:26.000 So watch this.
00:47:27.000 He goes down.
00:47:29.000 Yeah.
00:47:29.000 Esther has a great photo of him going.
00:47:34.000 Goddamn, he's lying there. 1.00
00:47:36.000 He's like, ah, fuck, I hurt my arm. 1.00
00:47:37.000 He's going to be fine. 0.99
00:47:38.000 He might not be fine, dude.
00:47:40.000 Dude, let's wish for the best.
00:47:41.000 I'm wishing for the best.
00:47:42.000 Listen, I'm a fan of the guy.
00:47:44.000 I'd rather see him or Santos.
00:47:46.000 There are so many videos of football players celebrating touchdowns and blowing their ACL out.
00:47:53.000 He's like, hey, get a doctor.
00:47:55.000 So he got up, and you know what's interesting?
00:47:57.000 I was talking to one of his teammates, and they were like, you know, you see how loose he is?
00:48:01.000 He's like, he's loose for everything.
00:48:03.000 That's just how he is with life.
00:48:05.000 Have you ever seen his walkout?
00:48:06.000 Dancing.
00:48:07.000 When he was stripping?
00:48:08.000 No.
00:48:08.000 Oh, dude.
00:48:09.000 He was a dancer, I think, in Brazil.
00:48:12.000 Thunder down under Brazil style. 0.71
00:48:15.000 Dude, and he's a good stripper, too.
00:48:17.000 This boy probably made some money.
00:48:21.000 Dude, you gotta find it.
00:48:23.000 Well, he's a real interesting addition to that division.
00:48:26.000 That division finally has some life back in.
00:48:28.000 Santos, him.
00:48:29.000 Who's the other dude?
00:48:31.000 God, Stud.
00:48:33.000 Which guy?
00:48:33.000 He's ranked like number 10, I think.
00:48:37.000 Either way, light heavyweight's killing it.
00:48:39.000 Yeah, I know who you're talking about. 1.00
00:48:40.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:48:41.000 God damn it, I can't do it either. 1.00
00:48:42.000 Ethnic kid. 1.00
00:48:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:43.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:48:44.000 Let me see the division. 1.00
00:48:46.000 He's top 15. He's actually top 10. Let me see.
00:48:49.000 Make that a little bigger. 0.58
00:48:50.000 Dominic Reyes.
00:48:51.000 Dominic Reyes. 0.99
00:48:52.000 Yeah, Dominic Reyes is a monster.
00:48:55.000 He's super athletic, too.
00:48:57.000 The thing about Dominic Reyes is super smart, super athletic, and he's 9-0, undefeated.
00:49:03.000 Him versus Johnny Walker would be a hell of a fight.
00:49:07.000 There's so many good matchups, like heavyweight, with the young guys.
00:49:10.000 Right.
00:49:10.000 Reyes is a really good athlete.
00:49:12.000 The thing about him that separates him from everybody else is he has a background.
00:49:15.000 What do you have a background in?
00:49:16.000 Football?
00:49:16.000 Is that what he was?
00:49:17.000 I don't think he's a football player.
00:49:19.000 I would say Johnny Walker's probably more athletic than these guys. 0.99
00:49:23.000 He's pretty fucking athletic. 0.96
00:49:24.000 He's so big in the way he moves. 1.00
00:49:25.000 He's so big.
00:49:26.000 Weird, he's from Brazil. 1.00
00:49:27.000 His name's Johnny Walker.
00:49:28.000 It's named under whiskey. 1.00
00:49:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:49:30.000 How weird. 1.00
00:49:31.000 Yeah, who knows?
00:49:31.000 How does Johnny Walker whiskey not just do a deal now?
00:49:34.000 I know, right?
00:49:35.000 Jump on board before this gentleman becomes a champ. 1.00
00:49:38.000 Have him wear a Johnny Walker t-shirt and shit. 0.99
00:49:40.000 Now, again, light heavyweight will be so much better, the same thing that happened in welterweight, if Jon Jones goes, have fun, boys, and goes to heavyweight. 0.99
00:49:48.000 Right.
00:49:49.000 None of these guys are beating Jon.
00:49:50.000 Very well could happen.
00:49:52.000 None of these guys are beating John.
00:49:53.000 Well, John might fight Tiago next, and if he fights Tiago, I mean, look, John wants to fight five times a year.
00:49:59.000 So here we are in March.
00:50:01.000 It's, you know, March 2nd, he wins.
00:50:04.000 John easily could fight in May or June.
00:50:07.000 He'll fight in June, I bet.
00:50:09.000 Easily.
00:50:10.000 April, May, June, three months from now?
00:50:12.000 Yeah, easily.
00:50:15.000 Okay.
00:50:15.000 IT technical support.
00:50:18.000 Okay, he works at an IT technical sport.
00:50:20.000 No, NFL. You're right.
00:50:22.000 Hold on.
00:50:23.000 Dreamt of playing.
00:50:24.000 Dreamt of playing in the NFL. But didn't he play for high school?
00:50:27.000 He played in high school and college?
00:50:28.000 Not being drafted.
00:50:29.000 Defensive back here for the Seawolves.
00:50:31.000 I don't know what that is.
00:50:31.000 Okay.
00:50:32.000 So yeah, so he played football.
00:50:33.000 Oh, at Stony Brook.
00:50:35.000 Okay.
00:50:36.000 So he played football and then decided to...
00:50:39.000 Yeah, well...
00:50:41.000 Still.
00:50:41.000 Still.
00:50:42.000 Excellent athlete.
00:50:43.000 All conference.
00:50:43.000 That's the point.
00:50:44.000 Didn't get drafted. 1.00
00:50:46.000 For football, smart as shit, too. 1.00
00:50:47.000 For MMA standards, he's super athlete. 1.00
00:50:49.000 Yeah, and smart as shit. 0.99
00:50:51.000 Yeah, you know, that's the thing. 1.00
00:50:52.000 We've talked about this before.
00:50:53.000 The difference between the level of athletes, between the guys that are going into the NFL and the NBA. They're the height of the height.
00:50:59.000 Dude, what?
00:50:59.000 Watch the NFL Combine.
00:51:01.000 There's a guy who's 6'3", 230 pounds, ran a 4'3 in the 40 with a 40-inch vert.
00:51:07.000 He's a wide receiver.
00:51:08.000 That is insane.
00:51:08.000 Has the best footwork you've ever seen.
00:51:10.000 Has footwork like Dominic Cruz.
00:51:12.000 It's mind-blowing.
00:51:13.000 There's a defensive lineman who ran a 4'4", 40. A big, fat dude ran a 4'4".
00:51:18.000 That's insane.
00:51:19.000 That's so fast.
00:51:20.000 Two 300-pounders ran sub-five seconds.
00:51:23.000 300 pounds, sub 5 second 40. That's insane.
00:51:28.000 That's insane.
00:51:29.000 Dude.
00:51:30.000 That's so fast.
00:51:31.000 Have you...
00:51:31.000 I don't know why I bring this spot in every podcast.
00:51:33.000 Have you ever seen the guy who's run the 40 and his dick comes out? 0.99
00:51:39.000 It's the best moment in sports. 1.00
00:51:41.000 He's got so much dick, it can't be held in. 1.00
00:51:44.000 His dick plops out and he falls. 1.00
00:51:45.000 No! 1.00
00:51:46.000 And he pops up and goes, the coach goes, what happened? 1.00
00:51:47.000 He goes, my dick fell out, man. 1.00
00:51:49.000 And they pause it, and he has this fat, black dick. 1.00
00:51:53.000 Let's see him go. 1.00
00:51:55.000 Ready, go. 1.00
00:52:01.000 Where's his dick? 1.00
00:52:02.000 You'll see it on the rebound. 1.00
00:52:03.000 Oh my god, he fell on his dick. 1.00
00:52:05.000 He tucks it in. 1.00
00:52:06.000 In the replay, they slow it down. 1.00
00:52:09.000 You see this big dick? 1.00
00:52:10.000 My dick fell out, man. 1.00
00:52:12.000 That is so fun. 1.00
00:52:13.000 Look at the size of that guy.
00:52:15.000 When they redo it.
00:52:17.000 Let me see.
00:52:19.000 Whoops. 0.99
00:52:21.000 He's like, damn it. 1.00
00:52:22.000 He decided to fall down to cover his own dick. 1.00
00:52:25.000 It's crazy that he's so confident that his dick is tough. 1.00
00:52:28.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:52:29.000 He went...
00:52:31.000 Let's see.
00:52:31.000 Break it down.
00:52:32.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:52:33.000 There it is.
00:52:34.000 Pops out. 0.99
00:52:34.000 It's like, God damn it. 0.99
00:52:36.000 Dick fell out again. 1.00
00:52:37.000 Imagine that kind of a problem. 0.96
00:52:39.000 Imagine...
00:52:40.000 Jesus Christ.
00:52:42.000 This is why it's great.
00:52:44.000 Imagine how many women just start blowing up his DMs. 1.00
00:52:48.000 Like...
00:52:49.000 Dude. 1.00
00:52:49.000 I mean, when your dick falls out while you're running, you can't even contain it. 1.00
00:52:53.000 Dude, this is what makes me laugh. 1.00
00:52:55.000 Biggest moment of his life.
00:53:00.000 He's been waiting, dreaming of going to the NFL. Did they give him another run?
00:53:04.000 I'm sure. 0.99
00:53:06.000 Goddamn, you get two tries. 0.99
00:53:08.000 Sturdy pair of compression shorts? 0.99
00:53:11.000 Every dude goes, I get it, man.
00:53:13.000 Let's go again.
00:53:14.000 This is something I'm not understanding about dudes who are not wearing compression shorts with a cup, like a diamond MMA cup.
00:53:19.000 In the NFL? No, in MMA. Like guys who get nut-shotted, like when guys have a regular cup on.
00:53:25.000 Like how?
00:53:26.000 How do you have a regular cup on in 2019?
00:53:30.000 How do you have that when you can have one of those compression cups and you're not going to get hurt?
00:53:34.000 Sometimes those cups are uncomfortable and they're so big. 1.00
00:53:36.000 Fuck yeah, they are. 1.00
00:53:37.000 Fuck yeah, they are. 1.00
00:53:38.000 You know what's more uncomfortable? 1.00
00:53:39.000 Getting kicked in the nuts. 0.96
00:53:40.000 I don't get it. 0.82
00:53:41.000 Kenny Florian used to wear the Thai steel cup, and here's the thing.
00:53:44.000 I don't think the Thai steel cup should be legal.
00:53:47.000 But if it is legal, oh yeah, it's a nasty fulcrum.
00:53:51.000 But not only that, but even if you accidentally hit it, You're hitting a piece of metal.
00:53:57.000 Like, why is it okay to have a piece of metal?
00:53:59.000 You could break your foot. 0.87
00:54:01.000 And a guy can do something to you and slam that metal into your face. 0.99
00:54:05.000 I mean, some weird shit can happen and you can break a bone. 0.98
00:54:08.000 I mean, there's many opportunities where guys... 0.91
00:54:12.000 Like, how about this?
00:54:13.000 A guy shoots in and the guy hits him with his hips, right? 1.00
00:54:16.000 You can hit him with your hips and catch that steel cup right in your fucking mouth and break your face. 1.00
00:54:21.000 Remember, Mitrione knocked out Derek Lewis with his hips. 1.00
00:54:24.000 Remember that?
00:54:25.000 I thought he hit him with a right hook or something.
00:54:26.000 No.
00:54:27.000 Like he just sprawled and knocked him out.
00:54:29.000 Really?
00:54:31.000 Wow, I don't remember that.
00:54:32.000 Why did I remember?
00:54:33.000 Beastie.
00:54:34.000 In like 13 seconds.
00:54:35.000 He hit him with that, but then he hit him with some punches too, right? 0.99
00:54:37.000 At the end, but still the hips what fucked up. 0.99
00:54:40.000 Interesting. 0.99
00:54:41.000 Crazy.
00:54:42.000 Yeah.
00:54:42.000 I really think that those cups, like a diamond MMA style cup, should be standard.
00:54:47.000 And I think diamond MMA probably has the best one.
00:54:49.000 I didn't like them when I was fighting just because they were so uncomfortable.
00:54:53.000 Right. 1.00
00:54:53.000 I'd rather you hit me in the dick. 1.00
00:54:54.000 I don't think the diamond ones are that uncomfortable. 1.00
00:54:56.000 Did you wear those?
00:54:57.000 You wore that one?
00:54:58.000 Um...
00:54:59.000 I bet it's not.
00:55:00.000 We have one here. 0.99
00:55:01.000 We'll give it to you if you want to try it out, but you don't give a fuck anymore. 0.99
00:55:03.000 I don't know what I'd use it for. 1.00
00:55:05.000 You're in there fucking lifting weights. 0.99
00:55:06.000 I'm wearing it on stage tonight. 1.00
00:55:08.000 Like Gene Simmons in Kiss?
00:55:11.000 Yeah.
00:55:11.000 He's got one with teeth on it or something.
00:55:15.000 Those steel cups, though, some dudes used to wear those in jiu-jitsu.
00:55:18.000 It was horrible. 0.99
00:55:19.000 Because they'd get on top of you, like if somebody mounted you, and they grapevined your legs and dug that fucking thing into your chest. 0.99
00:55:26.000 Dude, how about fucking Usman fucking grapevining Woodley and from Mount? 0.99
00:55:31.000 Yep, mounted him. 0.99
00:55:32.000 Yep.
00:55:33.000 And then I had my boy Todd Feldman over at my house.
00:55:36.000 He goes, could there be anything worse?
00:55:38.000 Or he goes, that looks like a bad position to be in.
00:55:41.000 And I turned around and went, excuse me, sir, the worst.
00:55:44.000 There's nothing worse in professional sports than in the UFC when you get mounted on national TV in front of millions of people.
00:55:51.000 And you just, it's the most kind of beta male move of all time.
00:55:56.000 You're on your back.
00:55:57.000 You can't get up.
00:55:59.000 This man's on top of you. 0.99
00:56:00.000 Dick to chest. 0.99
00:56:01.000 It's so embarrassing. 0.99
00:56:03.000 And he held him there.
00:56:03.000 There's nothing worse.
00:56:04.000 He held him there for a long time. 1.00
00:56:05.000 All your buddies are watching going, damn, bro. 0.99
00:56:08.000 And, you know, the interesting, it didn't seem like Tyron had the energy to get him off. 0.99
00:56:11.000 Like, he didn't even hip escape correctly.
00:56:13.000 He knows how to hip escape.
00:56:14.000 Tyron's a black belt in jiu-jitsu.
00:56:16.000 Something was up with Woodley, yeah.
00:56:17.000 You think so?
00:56:18.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 He looked off.
00:56:19.000 Well, I don't know if that was it, or he's just wilting under the pressure that Usman was putting on him.
00:56:25.000 Here's why, and I'm not taking anything away from Usman, I think he's one of the greatest title fight performances of all time.
00:56:31.000 Of all time.
00:56:31.000 Maybe the best.
00:56:33.000 That's fine.
00:56:34.000 He won every minute of every round against a guy.
00:56:36.000 He had two 10-8s.
00:56:37.000 Two 10-8s.
00:56:37.000 And against a guy who many people thought was in the running to be thought of as the greatest welterweight of all time.
00:56:43.000 Top two.
00:56:44.000 And if he won that fight, especially stopped him, I think you could put him in that category.
00:56:48.000 Agree.
00:56:49.000 So we both agree how impressive it is.
00:56:51.000 Yeah.
00:56:51.000 Where I thought he might be off is right in the opening minute.
00:56:55.000 Remember Usman shoots, Woodley grabs a guillotine, and he falls on the wrong side against the cage.
00:57:00.000 I went, well, world champions don't do that.
00:57:03.000 He's not there mentally.
00:57:04.000 Yeah.
00:57:04.000 Also, he kept holding on to that guillotine.
00:57:07.000 That's my point.
00:57:07.000 I was like, my God, he's going to get Von Flute.
00:57:09.000 And I think the only thing...
00:57:10.000 I think we're calling it the OSP now.
00:57:11.000 I heard that, yeah, OSP. It's the OSP. Sorry, Von Flute.
00:57:15.000 But OSP has more Von Flute chokes than anybody.
00:57:17.000 You kind of have to call it the OSP. Over in St. April.
00:57:20.000 But then...
00:57:22.000 But Five Flewley kind of invented it, right?
00:57:24.000 Did he invent that choke?
00:57:25.000 I doubt he invented it.
00:57:26.000 I want to know if he invented it.
00:57:28.000 Because if he invented it, you've got to give it to him.
00:57:29.000 True.
00:57:30.000 Let's call it the OSP, though.
00:57:31.000 Way cooler.
00:57:32.000 So he went for the OSP choke.
00:57:33.000 Yes.
00:57:34.000 So he goes for that choke.
00:57:35.000 But at Woodley's level, to do that in the opening rounds, well, he's not ready yet.
00:57:38.000 He's mentally not firing right now.
00:57:41.000 Because Woodley being a black belt in jiu-jitsu, being one of the greatest fighters of all time.
00:57:46.000 Like, you ever seen George St. Pierre make a mental...
00:57:49.000 Not like that.
00:57:49.000 Never.
00:57:50.000 No.
00:57:50.000 Never.
00:57:51.000 Not in a world title fight.
00:57:52.000 Never.
00:57:53.000 So when I saw that, I went, oh, Woodley's off.
00:57:54.000 You might be right about him having one foot out the door.
00:57:58.000 Because being...
00:57:59.000 Do we figure out if he's 36 or 37?
00:58:02.000 It's 37 in a month.
00:58:03.000 So, basically 37. Basically 37, doing all that stuff for TMZ. I want to say he opened for Wiz Khalifa recently.
00:58:13.000 They have an album together. 1.00
00:58:14.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:58:15.000 Wiz is going to come on the show. 1.00
00:58:16.000 We're working it out right now.
00:58:17.000 You're going to get so high.
00:58:19.000 It's going to be awesome.
00:58:20.000 It'll be fun.
00:58:20.000 You want to come in?
00:58:21.000 Sure.
00:58:21.000 Get high with us?
00:58:22.000 Bye. 1.00
00:58:24.000 Last time I was on fucking Pluto. 1.00
00:58:26.000 Those fight companions passed these fucking backwoods ones, man. 1.00
00:58:30.000 These things are a problem. 1.00
00:58:32.000 I was so high.
00:58:34.000 Alex Jones had one, but it was only tobacco, folks.
00:58:38.000 Yeah, but with Woodley, when we say one foot in, one foot out, it's easy to say in hindsight because eventually he was going to lose.
00:58:46.000 But before this, he was doing all that stuff.
00:58:48.000 When he beat Taylor, he was doing this stuff.
00:58:49.000 When he beat Wonderboy twice, he was doing this stuff.
00:58:53.000 So I don't know.
00:58:54.000 Or Usman's just a bad matchup.
00:58:56.000 But we're looking at these points.
00:58:58.000 He had an off night.
00:58:58.000 He does too much stuff outside the outgun.
00:59:00.000 Or Usman's just a bad motherfucker. 1.00
00:59:02.000 I think it's all of the above. 1.00
00:59:04.000 Usman is absolutely a bad motherfucker, and who knows? 1.00
00:59:06.000 He might have been able to do that anyway, even if Tyron was in perfect condition. 0.99
00:59:10.000 But here's the question.
00:59:12.000 Tyron, over the last few fights, over the last few years, has been able to control the pace of the fight.
00:59:18.000 100%.
00:59:18.000 He controlled the pace of the Maya fight.
00:59:20.000 He controlled the pace of...
00:59:21.000 Obviously, Darren Till fight was a good, easy victory for him, relatively.
00:59:26.000 Controlled the pace of the Wonder Boy fight, fought smart, and then hit him when he wanted to with big shots.
00:59:33.000 And he was the one who had Wonderboy hurt, right?
00:59:35.000 But Wonderboy was never pressing him, forcing his cardio.
00:59:39.000 But if you go back and watch some of the fights where he had problems earlier in his career, like Nate Marquardt, like Rory McDonald, it's someone pushing him.
00:59:47.000 Someone pushing him.
00:59:49.000 And this might... 0.90
00:59:52.000 He might have figured out a way to, look, when you're that muscular, and he's fucking ridiculously muscular, I mean, Tyron has legs the size of a running back. 0.99
01:00:01.000 He has giant ass legs. 1.00
01:00:02.000 Usman's muscular as fuck too, though. 1.00
01:00:03.000 He is, but Usman's longer. 0.99
01:00:05.000 Longer, it's different.
01:00:07.000 Like, it's not that stacked, jacked.
01:00:09.000 Dense, almost power lifting muscle. 0.96
01:00:12.000 And that muscle is one of the reasons why Tyron is so fucking fast and powerful.
01:00:16.000 But it also, you could make the argument that that muscle just comes with an unavoidable price.
01:00:22.000 And that what he's been really able to do is, Jack is conditioning up as high as possible, and then also do a really good job of controlling the pace of fights.
01:00:30.000 He couldn't do that with Usman.
01:00:32.000 Good point.
01:00:32.000 Could be.
01:00:34.000 We don't know.
01:00:35.000 I feel bad for the guy.
01:00:36.000 I'm a fan.
01:00:37.000 I want to see...
01:00:38.000 If he wasn't 100% focused, I want to see him one more time focused with Usman.
01:00:43.000 Here's the prom.
01:00:44.000 Like with Cejudo and TJ. Mm-hmm.
01:00:49.000 Caught behind the air.
01:00:50.000 Stopped early.
01:00:51.000 Alright, rematch.
01:00:51.000 For sure rematch.
01:00:53.000 Other guys where it's quick.
01:00:54.000 Kane, Vlaska, JDS. Quick rematch.
01:00:56.000 Let's do it.
01:00:56.000 Run it back.
01:00:57.000 When you get outclassed for 25 minutes and there's two, eight, ten rounds, it's tough to get...
01:01:03.000 There's no way...
01:01:04.000 Obviously, they're not going to give you a rematch.
01:01:05.000 Yeah, so who told TJ you could really call for a rematch in that fight? 0.98
01:01:09.000 The UFC's going to make Woodley's path to that title shot a fucking nightmare, man. 0.95
01:01:13.000 Who stopped that fight? 0.98
01:01:14.000 Cejudo and TJ. Who stopped that fight?
01:01:16.000 Who was the referee in that fight?
01:01:18.000 I don't know.
01:01:19.000 Was that Herb?
01:01:21.000 No.
01:01:22.000 No?
01:01:22.000 Who was it?
01:01:25.000 So, Leon Roberts was the one who separated Damian Maia and Usman.
01:01:29.000 Was it Roberts?
01:01:29.000 I want to say it's Leon Roberts.
01:01:31.000 Was it Leon Roberts?
01:01:34.000 No.
01:01:35.000 Oh, no.
01:01:35.000 Gentleman.
01:01:36.000 I forget his name.
01:01:36.000 Powerful haircut, though.
01:01:39.000 So you'll run that back, though, because you stopped early.
01:01:43.000 But Uchman Woodley's a tough sell.
01:01:44.000 They're the biggest names in that division.
01:01:47.000 Especially if they decide to do it at flyweight, they're the only names in that division except Joseph Benavidez.
01:01:52.000 Benavidez, who also won, he beat Cejudo in a split decision.
01:01:57.000 There's a real good argument for him fighting for the title as well.
01:01:59.000 For sure.
01:02:00.000 But that fight was so controversial and so hyped up, I would like to see that fight again.
01:02:05.000 Rematches are tough. 0.87
01:02:06.000 But don't you think if anyone deserves to be Woodley, how long he was just fucking the reigning champ? 0.93
01:02:11.000 But I would say the same thing about Stipe Miocic. 1.00
01:02:14.000 Stipe was the motherfucker for years. 0.97
01:02:18.000 He won more title fight defenses than any heavyweight in the history of the sport. 0.99
01:02:22.000 He's number one.
01:02:23.000 Most successful heavyweight of all time.
01:02:25.000 Beat nothing but world champions. 0.99
01:02:27.000 Beat nothing but world motherfucking champions. 0.99
01:02:29.000 Alistair Overeem. 0.99
01:02:31.000 Fabricio Verdun.
01:02:32.000 Junior Dos Santos.
01:02:33.000 Orlovsky. 0.99
01:02:34.000 World motherfucking champions. 1.00
01:02:37.000 And then fights Nganou, who's fucking terrifying. 1.00
01:02:42.000 Beats Nganou. 0.99
01:02:44.000 Guy can't get a break.
01:02:45.000 He can't get a fight.
01:02:46.000 Why can't he get a fight?
01:02:48.000 Because he didn't sell pay-per-views.
01:02:50.000 That's crazy.
01:02:51.000 It's the only reason he's done that fight.
01:02:52.000 The world is a terrible place.
01:02:54.000 You could do Steve Bain Kane.
01:03:00.000 Well, Kane's going to have to get another knee surgery now.
01:03:03.000 Is he?
01:03:03.000 For sure.
01:03:05.000 The way his knee went out?
01:03:06.000 How is it possible?
01:03:07.000 Have you heard anything about his knee?
01:03:08.000 I have not.
01:03:09.000 You don't think it was a knee problem?
01:03:11.000 You think it was an uppercut?
01:03:11.000 Have you heard any update on his knee?
01:03:13.000 I haven't, but I haven't asked.
01:03:15.000 Trust me, his team would have released something. 0.87
01:03:20.000 His team said something really ridiculous. 0.67
01:03:22.000 That he didn't get knocked out? 0.95
01:03:24.000 That he got hit behind the head with an illegal shot first.
01:03:27.000 How dare you, AK? How dare you?
01:03:28.000 And I love Crazy Bobcock.
01:03:30.000 It was Javier.
01:03:30.000 Javier must have been, maybe had a few bomb readers in him.
01:03:33.000 You know what?
01:03:33.000 He's a down-ass dude, and I like that.
01:03:35.000 But you're full of shit. 1.00
01:03:37.000 You're full of shit. 1.00
01:03:38.000 He's down for his friend. 1.00
01:03:38.000 You're full of shit. 1.00
01:03:39.000 Well, we were saying we watched that punch, and it didn't even land. 1.00
01:03:42.000 It landed on, like, the shoulder.
01:03:43.000 Yeah, it was the shoulder.
01:03:44.000 So, like, cuffed the shoulder.
01:03:45.000 But that short show, I just did Food Truck Diaries on Below the Belt with Francis, and he showed me the exact punch.
01:03:52.000 Yeah.
01:03:52.000 Because I was like, people are saying, he was not happy.
01:03:55.000 Yeah.
01:03:55.000 Here it is.
01:03:56.000 Kane Velasquez lost a freak.
01:03:58.000 My knee gave out on me.
01:03:59.000 But no, it wasn't him.
01:04:01.000 It was Javier Vasquez said it was an illegal punch.
01:04:05.000 Come on, bro.
01:04:06.000 You just got to take the loss and back.
01:04:07.000 You know what?
01:04:08.000 Back to the draw board.
01:04:08.000 First of all, it's not an illegal punch when you're swinging on the feet.
01:04:11.000 It's illegal on the ground.
01:04:12.000 If a guy is swinging and a guy ducks and you hit him in the back of the head, there's not a single referee on the planet Earth has ever...
01:04:18.000 Right.
01:04:19.000 There's not a single referee in the planet Earth that has ever said that's bad.
01:04:21.000 Not only that, a good percentage of head kicks are illegal shots.
01:04:25.000 Behind the ear.
01:04:26.000 Behind the ear.
01:04:27.000 A lot of Wonderboy shots.
01:04:29.000 Wonderboy likes that sneaky question mark kick. 1.00
01:04:31.000 He throws that shit behind the ear. 1.00
01:04:32.000 So does Barboza, so does Cowboy. 1.00
01:04:34.000 Comes right over the shoulder.
01:04:35.000 Whack! 1.00
01:04:35.000 But with Kane, that's not even an issue because that punch didn't land there. 1.00
01:04:40.000 The issue is the uppercut, which turned the lights off, which caused his knee to buckle.
01:04:45.000 But here's where you know he was punched.
01:04:47.000 If there was a knee problem with this kind of dilemma about his knee, his team would have reported he's going for knee surgery.
01:04:54.000 There's an MCL. There's nothing.
01:04:56.000 They're just like, uh, all right, let's just move on.
01:04:59.000 So you do Stipe King.
01:05:01.000 Holler at your boy.
01:05:02.000 King might be in a position where he doesn't want to have any more knee surgeries, but his knees are weak.
01:05:06.000 Come on, bro.
01:05:06.000 No, but I'm saying if he got hit with that punch, maybe in another world, his knee wouldn't have given out like that.
01:05:11.000 He would have just got rocked.
01:05:13.000 He would have just got rocked.
01:05:14.000 Maybe.
01:05:14.000 Maybe.
01:05:15.000 But him versus Stipe is the fight.
01:05:17.000 It's a good fight.
01:05:18.000 It's a good fight.
01:05:19.000 I'm sure Stipe would like it, but what Stipe really wants is another shot at DC. Not happening, bro.
01:05:25.000 Maybe thinks that that's the way to get to DC. The UFC would have done it by now.
01:05:28.000 There's a million reasons to do it.
01:05:30.000 Also for DC, it makes no sense.
01:05:33.000 He knocked him out so fast.
01:05:34.000 You can't get any more impressive than that.
01:05:37.000 It's kind of like Jose Aldo Conner.
01:05:39.000 Yeah, right, right, right. 0.99
01:05:41.000 I fucking starched him. 0.99
01:05:42.000 I have everything to lose now. 0.99
01:05:44.000 What do you want me to do?
01:05:46.000 So DC's going to get Brock and probably ride off to sunset.
01:05:49.000 Although I was trying to tell Francis, he needs to let DC just do his thing, dip out, and then he can become the heavyweight champion.
01:05:57.000 Yeah.
01:05:59.000 DC's looking for a big fight and that's it.
01:06:04.000 I mean, apparently his coaches have already said, look, you've got a real legitimate career as a broadcaster, and he does.
01:06:09.000 He's excellent as an analyst.
01:06:11.000 You, him, and Anik are the best.
01:06:12.000 I love it.
01:06:13.000 That's the best relationship.
01:06:14.000 And I'm not throwing shade at Dom.
01:06:16.000 I love doing it with Dom, too.
01:06:18.000 I love doing it with Dom.
01:06:19.000 I bet.
01:06:20.000 Not as good chemistry.
01:06:21.000 Well, you know what it is?
01:06:22.000 It's a weird dynamic. 0.99
01:06:23.000 DC and I are silly. 1.00
01:06:25.000 We're silly. 1.00
01:06:25.000 Dom's not silly. 1.00
01:06:26.000 No, I mean, Dom and I laugh a little bit, but he's like uber serious.
01:06:30.000 He's an expert.
01:06:30.000 Like when Rose Namajuna's won, and he's yelling out, THUG ROSE! DC? DC's, he's fun, man.
01:06:36.000 You, DC, and Annex, the best commentating team on the planet.
01:06:39.000 When it's you and Dom, there seems to be this weird dynamic where I don't vibe with it.
01:06:44.000 Really?
01:06:44.000 I think a lot of people are on board with that.
01:06:46.000 That's interesting, because I like it a lot.
01:06:49.000 Again, it's not bad, but it's not you, DC and Anakin.
01:06:52.000 But Dom, without you, even with you, he's amazing.
01:06:55.000 He's one of the best.
01:06:56.000 But for real, it's just not as good.
01:06:59.000 Okay, I get it.
01:07:03.000 I agree with his corner, though.
01:07:05.000 I would like to see maybe one more fight out of DC. And then, look, he's got his wits about him.
01:07:10.000 He's got his brains.
01:07:11.000 He's fine.
01:07:12.000 He's an amazing person.
01:07:14.000 Like, when you hang out with him and talk to him, he's a sweetheart of a guy.
01:07:16.000 He's the best.
01:07:18.000 And he can talk great.
01:07:20.000 He's funny.
01:07:20.000 He's very articulate.
01:07:21.000 And as a wrestler, unparalleled.
01:07:23.000 I mean, his skill, his understanding of the game.
01:07:25.000 As a heavyweight, you could argue he's the greatest of all time.
01:07:27.000 Dana just did.
01:07:29.000 Did he?
01:07:29.000 Dana just made that argument.
01:07:30.000 He said, I think that DC's the best of all time.
01:07:32.000 That's fair.
01:07:33.000 You can totally make that argument.
01:07:35.000 He's never lost.
01:07:36.000 Starch Stipe was the best of all time.
01:07:38.000 Yeah, but he's only fought once in the UFC at heavyweight other than this with Frank Mir.
01:07:42.000 But dude, what he did in the Strikeforce Grand Prix is insane.
01:07:46.000 Insane.
01:07:47.000 Who else did he fight at heavyweight in the UFC? Did he fight Roy?
01:07:51.000 He fought Roy, right?
01:07:52.000 Roy was in the UFC. Roy and Frank Mir.
01:07:54.000 Roy and Frank Mir, yeah.
01:07:55.000 He beat both those guys.
01:07:58.000 Beat the brakes off both of them.
01:08:00.000 Yep.
01:08:00.000 And then start steep A. But I think without cutting weight, he just feels so much better.
01:08:05.000 That's why if he's going to fight John, we've got to do it at heavyweight.
01:08:07.000 I know how light heavyweight goes.
01:08:09.000 Get out of here.
01:08:10.000 You think so still?
01:08:12.000 Yeah.
01:08:13.000 100%.
01:08:13.000 You do it at heavyweight.
01:08:14.000 What do you think happens at heavyweight?
01:08:15.000 I think DC has a chance, baby.
01:08:17.000 I'll put my money on him.
01:08:18.000 Oh. 0.99
01:08:19.000 Because DC can knock bitches out at heavyweight. 1.00
01:08:21.000 He's the one who can land on John. 0.99
01:08:24.000 He gets dirty.
01:08:25.000 Do you think that John would want that fight?
01:08:28.000 That could be like a giant 4th of July fight.
01:08:33.000 Why don't you and I call Dana White and say, we would like to take over the matchmaker occasionally. 0.97
01:08:39.000 We would like a celebrity matchup sort of deal.
01:08:42.000 Just let me get my beak I don't want to take anything away from Mick Maynard and Sean Shelby.
01:08:46.000 Those guys are great.
01:08:47.000 But just let us make five fights a year.
01:08:50.000 Do you hate ratings?
01:08:51.000 We'll help you.
01:08:52.000 Do you hate money? 0.99
01:08:53.000 We'll promote the shit out of it. 0.98
01:08:54.000 I'll make your posters. 0.71
01:08:55.000 We'll do what we can.
01:08:58.000 Here's what you do, Uncle D. What do we do?
01:09:00.000 You do DC John Heavyweight for the world title.
01:09:03.000 What's the undercard?
01:09:04.000 Francis Brock.
01:09:05.000 Oh! 0.60
01:09:07.000 Do you really think Brock's going to take that fight?
01:09:09.000 Yeah.
01:09:09.000 Brock wants the title and that's a wrap.
01:09:12.000 He wants DC. DC's almost...
01:09:14.000 That's a terrible fight.
01:09:14.000 DC's only a little taller than me.
01:09:16.000 I know.
01:09:17.000 You know?
01:09:17.000 He's for real.
01:09:18.000 Don't let him fool you.
01:09:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:19.000 He looks small and like your dad, you know, but he'll beat the shit out of you. 1.00
01:09:23.000 He'll beat the shit out of you. 1.00
01:09:24.000 He's a tank. 1.00
01:09:25.000 He's as wide as a house.
01:09:27.000 And, you know...
01:09:28.000 Dude, Brock...
01:09:29.000 That's what Brock wants.
01:09:30.000 Dude, Brock Francis.
01:09:31.000 Picture the poster.
01:09:32.000 Just take that in for a second.
01:09:33.000 Picture the hospital bill.
01:09:34.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:36.000 Picture the remaining years of Brock's life.
01:09:39.000 I asked Francis about that, and he goes, I don't chase.
01:09:43.000 I chase nobody.
01:09:44.000 He's not serious.
01:09:46.000 I went, oh.
01:09:48.000 The funny thing is, you standing next to Francis is almost like me standing next to you.
01:09:54.000 I did it on purpose. 0.98
01:09:55.000 He's so goddamn big. 0.98
01:09:55.000 Oh, did you? 0.98
01:09:56.000 So, we're on a curb.
01:09:58.000 We're on a curb, and I go, stand here, dude.
01:10:00.000 You're like, huge.
01:10:01.000 Yeah.
01:10:02.000 And everyone's going to freak out on the internet.
01:10:04.000 He's so big!
01:10:05.000 He looks huge.
01:10:07.000 265 natural.
01:10:08.000 I asked him, what do you walk around?
01:10:10.000 That's what he said.
01:10:11.000 65, 63. Did you ask him about wrestling?
01:10:14.000 A little bit.
01:10:16.000 You know, with those food drug diaries, I try to get a little silly and get those guys to have fun.
01:10:20.000 Look at that.
01:10:22.000 With Francis, he talked about how he kind of felt like a loser after the Stipe fight.
01:10:27.000 Well, there's no way around that.
01:10:28.000 It was a fascinating conversation.
01:10:31.000 He's saying how he kind of felt like a loser and how he didn't feel like himself and how he felt pressured to take the fight.
01:10:36.000 He was not ready.
01:10:37.000 How well is he talking?
01:10:39.000 Do you think I could get him on?
01:10:40.000 Do you think it would work?
01:10:42.000 Be tough.
01:10:43.000 Yeah.
01:10:43.000 Be tough.
01:10:44.000 He's getting better at English, though.
01:10:46.000 Because when I first interviewed him, I remember way back in the day when he had the dreads, I first interviewed him, he was having a real hard time understanding me.
01:10:54.000 But he's definitely better at it now.
01:10:56.000 He's getting better.
01:10:56.000 And, you know, when he loosens up, it'd be tough to do two hours with you.
01:11:00.000 Dana White says Damien Cormier is getting the Brock Lesnar fight.
01:11:03.000 Yeah, but we don't know what Brock's doing.
01:11:04.000 Is that today?
01:11:05.000 This post is from an hour ago.
01:11:08.000 But this has more to do with, I guess, the Brock Lesnar fight.
01:11:13.000 He said that at the post-fight press conference.
01:11:14.000 Yeah, I saw that.
01:11:16.000 But there's no announcements when DC's going to come.
01:11:18.000 Cormier is fully healed from his injuries.
01:11:20.000 Oh, he's got an injury?
01:11:21.000 Yeah, he's been injured.
01:11:22.000 What's going on?
01:11:23.000 I forget.
01:11:24.000 He had a problem with his hand before the Derek Lewis fight, decided to take the fight anyway.
01:11:29.000 Because Stipe offered the fight, and that's why he's like, dude, I'm injured.
01:11:32.000 I'm not going to fight you when I'm injured.
01:11:34.000 He goes, I'll fight Derek Lewis. 0.99
01:11:36.000 That must feel like shit for Stipe. 1.00
01:11:38.000 He must be like, God damn it. 0.99
01:11:39.000 Don't you feel bad for Stipe? 0.99
01:11:41.000 Yeah.
01:11:42.000 Because if Daniel Cormier wasn't injured, he would have got that shot.
01:11:46.000 If his hand was okay, he would have got that shot in New York.
01:11:50.000 But now Stipe's never going to get that shot.
01:11:52.000 Dude, how about John Stipe?
01:11:53.000 I feel terrible. 0.99
01:11:54.000 I'm just spitballing fucking gems here. 0.99
01:11:56.000 But I feel terrible for Stipe. 0.99
01:11:59.000 I really do.
01:12:00.000 Me too.
01:12:00.000 Because, I mean, how long has it been since he lost the title?
01:12:04.000 A year?
01:12:05.000 It's been a hot year.
01:12:06.000 A year?
01:12:07.000 How long has it been?
01:12:08.000 And he's tried to fight.
01:12:09.000 June?
01:12:12.000 226. Oh my god.
01:12:14.000 226. So a fucking year. 1.00
01:12:15.000 More than a year. 0.99
01:12:16.000 DC's fought twice.
01:12:17.000 Dude, more than a year.
01:12:18.000 February.
01:12:20.000 February. 1.00
01:12:22.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:12:23.000 It was July. 1.00
01:12:24.000 Oh, what are you talking about?
01:12:25.000 Do you not know how to count?
01:12:26.000 No, that's what it was.
01:12:27.000 How dare you?
01:12:28.000 Why'd you say 226?
01:12:29.000 Oh, oh, oh.
01:12:31.000 I thought you were saying 226. No, not today.
01:12:33.000 UFC 226. Okay.
01:12:35.000 I was like, how dare you?
01:12:36.000 But still.
01:12:37.000 How dare you make that mistake?
01:12:39.000 UFC 226. Okay.
01:12:40.000 Well, that's July.
01:12:41.000 So that's not quite a year.
01:12:43.000 DC's been relevant.
01:12:44.000 He's fought twice since that last loss.
01:12:46.000 Stipe hasn't fought. 1.00
01:12:48.000 Damn. 0.99
01:12:49.000 It's heartbreaking. 1.00
01:12:50.000 Damn. 1.00
01:12:52.000 John Jones Stipe. 0.99
01:12:55.000 Coach Javier Mendes can't understand why Stipe Miocic is waiting for the Daniel Kamiami rematch.
01:12:58.000 Yeah, he needs to move on.
01:12:59.000 It's not happening.
01:13:00.000 I don't think he necessarily is waiting for it.
01:13:03.000 No, he is.
01:13:03.000 He even taunted DC. He wants it, but I don't think they're offering him a valid fight in the meantime.
01:13:10.000 I haven't heard any big fights that are being mentioned.
01:13:13.000 I mean, obviously I could be wrong.
01:13:17.000 You know.
01:13:18.000 Well, the only thing they could really offer him is what?
01:13:20.000 It's funny, I have all these questions and I don't ever call Dana.
01:13:24.000 And he, dude...
01:13:26.000 I don't call Sean Shelby.
01:13:27.000 I don't call Mick Maynard. 1.00
01:13:28.000 I just sit here with you and we talk shit. 1.00
01:13:31.000 We just speculate. 1.00
01:13:33.000 Total speculation.
01:13:33.000 Start rumors.
01:13:34.000 Total speculation.
01:13:36.000 It was interesting being on ESPN for the first time.
01:13:38.000 That was interesting.
01:13:39.000 How so?
01:13:39.000 It was interesting.
01:13:40.000 Yeah, I'm holding an ESPN handle on the microphone.
01:13:44.000 It was interesting.
01:13:46.000 And knowing that it's on ESPN. It's very exciting.
01:13:49.000 It's very exciting to know that it's on ESPN now.
01:13:51.000 Because I think that's going to make a big deal with casual fans.
01:13:54.000 I think it's going to allow the sport to grow.
01:13:56.000 I agree 100%.
01:13:56.000 And the ESPN fights were spectacular.
01:13:58.000 They put on a good product.
01:13:59.000 They did a great job.
01:14:00.000 You know what's cool is when I turned on ESPN, I do every morning until I start my morning, is they had a picture of Bryce Harper, who just signed like a $3 billion deal with the Philadelphia Phillies, and John Jones.
01:14:12.000 That was the flyer.
01:14:14.000 Wow.
01:14:14.000 It's mainstream.
01:14:15.000 That's giant.
01:14:16.000 Like Fox could never do that.
01:14:18.000 No, Fox was great.
01:14:19.000 And Fox put the UFC on the map.
01:14:21.000 And I think Fox really did a fantastic job over those seven years.
01:14:25.000 But it's a big difference. 0.98
01:14:27.000 Going to ESPN is like, holy shit, we're on ESPN. It's a big deal. 0.98
01:14:31.000 For sports, you go to any fucking sports bar, ESPN's always on. 0.98
01:14:35.000 So every fight is on. 0.99
01:14:36.000 And they're going to have a shit ton of fights.
01:14:38.000 And if you have ESPN +, you can watch all the old fights.
01:14:43.000 Plus at the bottom, just the scroller, say John Jones like breaking news.
01:14:46.000 ESPN Inc's exclusive rights deal with PFL Mixed Martial Arts League.
01:14:51.000 Oh, interesting.
01:14:52.000 What is PFL? Oh, that's the National Fighters League.
01:14:55.000 That's my boy Seth's league.
01:14:57.000 That's interesting.
01:14:58.000 Thursdays, I believe.
01:14:59.000 I think they have something like 10 events for the year right now.
01:15:02.000 Okay, that is excellent.
01:15:04.000 And they have a playoff.
01:15:05.000 That is excellent.
01:15:06.000 That is so good for MMA. It's so good.
01:15:10.000 10 PFL events in 2019. Wow.
01:15:12.000 Outstanding.
01:15:13.000 They do the playoffs.
01:15:13.000 Live across ESPN2, ESPN Deportes, and ESPN Plus.
01:15:18.000 Fantastic.
01:15:19.000 So good.
01:15:20.000 So good for everybody.
01:15:22.000 I can't believe Vinny Magalese lost.
01:15:24.000 I was so sure he was going to win the whole thing. 0.97
01:15:28.000 I mean, he's so fucking good, man. 0.99
01:15:30.000 When it comes to the ground game, he's a freak. 0.99
01:15:34.000 He's not a light heavyweight on the playoffs.
01:15:35.000 Dude, ESPN also just signed Tyson Fury.
01:15:38.000 Really?
01:15:39.000 Interesting.
01:15:39.000 So now you're not getting Tyson Deontay Wong.
01:15:41.000 I heard about that. 0.99
01:15:42.000 What the fuck is that about? 0.99
01:15:44.000 What did Tyson say? 0.99
01:15:46.000 Something crazy like, why would he fight him again when he got robbed of a decision in the last fight?
01:15:52.000 I heard that.
01:15:52.000 I was like, is he drinking again?
01:15:54.000 Dude, how about this?
01:15:56.000 How about this?
01:15:56.000 How about Showtime, my boys?
01:15:58.000 They had the trailer.
01:15:59.000 They had the hype video ready to launch on Monday.
01:16:03.000 Tyson signed with ESPN Monday morning.
01:16:05.000 No one knew. 0.99
01:16:08.000 Nobody fucking knew. 0.99
01:16:09.000 I feel bad for Deontay. 0.99
01:16:11.000 It's heartbreaking.
01:16:12.000 I feel bad for Deontay because Deontay almost put him out in that final round.
01:16:16.000 I think you can make a real argument that Tyson won the decision.
01:16:19.000 For sure.
01:16:20.000 But when you get dropped twice and get dropped one time in the most horrific fashion, I mean...
01:16:26.000 And now they say the fight's not happening.
01:16:29.000 That's crazy!
01:16:30.000 It's the biggest problem in boxing.
01:16:32.000 I don't like it!
01:16:35.000 I'm angry!
01:16:35.000 That makes me angry.
01:16:36.000 It's because there's different promoters.
01:16:38.000 That's why the UFC jump-frogged the boxing a long time.
01:16:40.000 Sort of, but I mean, look, that fight could have been made.
01:16:43.000 Do you think that maybe Tyson didn't want to fight him again?
01:16:46.000 Nope.
01:16:47.000 I think it's his handlers, his representation go, dude, let's sign with ESPN, get a seven-figure deal.
01:16:54.000 You can fight two bums, and then we'll circle back to Wilder. 0.99
01:16:57.000 Well, maybe.
01:16:58.000 That's boxing.
01:16:58.000 Maybe.
01:16:59.000 I mean, there's an argument that that's a good move financially, I guess.
01:17:04.000 It's heartbreaking.
01:17:05.000 Heartbreaking.
01:17:06.000 Right here.
01:17:07.000 Oh, dude.
01:17:11.000 Here it is.
01:17:12.000 I wanted to cry.
01:17:14.000 I wanted to cry.
01:17:15.000 That's sad.
01:17:16.000 It's so fresh.
01:17:16.000 But it does open up Anthony Joshua, Deontay Wilder, which is very exciting.
01:17:23.000 A little bit, but yeah, no time soon, because Deontay's still going to fight in May.
01:17:26.000 Maybe Dillian White, maybe Luis Ortiz. 0.96
01:17:29.000 Yeah, Luis Ortiz is still fucking dangerous. 1.00
01:17:32.000 Dillian White's a motherfucker. 1.00
01:17:33.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:17:33.000 So then, you know, Anthony Joshua would be great, but he's fighting Big Baby Miller. 0.99
01:17:38.000 Yeah, and that's a tough fight for him. 0.98
01:17:40.000 Big Baby Miller's got some fucking power. 1.00
01:17:42.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
01:17:43.000 You don't think so?
01:17:44.000 No.
01:17:44.000 That's in Madison Square Garden too, right?
01:17:46.000 First time Anthony Joshua is fighting in the United States though.
01:17:49.000 Yep.
01:17:49.000 When you fight in the United States.
01:17:50.000 Deontay, fuck Tyson Fury. 1.00
01:17:52.000 Wow. 1.00
01:17:54.000 That's his next fight.
01:17:55.000 Brazil?
01:17:56.000 That seems like a fake name.
01:17:59.000 He's a former football player.
01:18:00.000 If a dude's name is Breeze, you'd call him Brazil. 0.93
01:18:05.000 Dominic Brazile.
01:18:06.000 Boxing?
01:18:06.000 In May, my mandatory.
01:18:08.000 So frustrating.
01:18:09.000 However, you got Mikey Garcia, Earl Spence coming up.
01:18:12.000 That's amazing.
01:18:12.000 We should do a fight companion for that.
01:18:14.000 When is that?
01:18:15.000 March something.
01:18:16.000 When is that?
01:18:17.000 Am I in town?
01:18:17.000 I don't know.
01:18:18.000 We should do a fight companion for boxing.
01:18:20.000 We don't have any fight companions for boxing.
01:18:23.000 Right?
01:18:24.000 Yeah, give me an excuse to do one.
01:18:26.000 Hold on a second.
01:18:26.000 That's a good one to do it on.
01:18:27.000 What does it say, Jamie?
01:18:28.000 What do we got?
01:18:30.000 Oh, daddy's home.
01:18:32.000 Daddy's in Miami.
01:18:33.000 What? 1.00
01:18:34.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00
01:18:34.000 Daddy's at the Miami Improv. 1.00
01:18:35.000 That's next week, bro.
01:18:37.000 That's next week.
01:18:38.000 Yeah.
01:18:39.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:40.000 Next Saturday.
01:18:41.000 Next Saturday.
01:18:41.000 Yeah.
01:18:42.000 I'm at the Miami Improv. 0.98
01:18:42.000 How the fuck is it already March? 0.98
01:18:44.000 March 4th. 1.00
01:18:44.000 Crazy, dude. 1.00
01:18:46.000 This year is flying by.
01:18:48.000 January was the longest month.
01:18:48.000 We're going to be 85 years old before you know it.
01:18:51.000 We're going to be like Larry Merchant over here talking shit. 1.00
01:18:54.000 Remember when Larry Merchant said to Floyd Mayweather, I was your age, I'd kick your ass. 1.00
01:18:58.000 Classic. 1.00
01:19:00.000 Fucking classic. 1.00
01:19:01.000 It's a ridiculous thing to say. 1.00
01:19:02.000 What a great thing to say. 0.82
01:19:04.000 One of the greatest boxers of all time.
01:19:05.000 God.
01:19:06.000 Ugh. 1.00
01:19:07.000 He's fucking such a crotchety old dude, though. 1.00
01:19:11.000 It's gonna be us one day. 1.00
01:19:12.000 85 years old, calling fights.
01:19:15.000 These kids today!
01:19:17.000 You think we'll still be doing companions? 1.00
01:19:18.000 Old as fuck? 0.99
01:19:19.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:19:20.000 Well, someone's gonna drink themselves to death on a live show.
01:19:23.000 It's probably gonna be Eddie.
01:19:24.000 I'll have a heart attack.
01:19:28.000 We should start bringing it to other people, too, occasionally, especially when Callan's out of town, because Callan's always busy these days.
01:19:34.000 Yeah.
01:19:36.000 But he brings the cheese.
01:19:37.000 Nothing's like the four of us, though.
01:19:39.000 The chemistry with the four of us. 0.99
01:19:40.000 You can't fuck with it. 1.00
01:19:42.000 No, it is the best. 1.00
01:19:43.000 And it's the most fun.
01:19:44.000 By far.
01:19:45.000 It's the most fun to watch fights.
01:19:46.000 Everyone brings a different dynamic.
01:19:47.000 Yeah.
01:19:48.000 But the talking over, oh my god, I tried to listen to it.
01:19:50.000 You did?
01:19:51.000 I tried to listen to some of it.
01:19:52.000 Why would you do that?
01:19:53.000 Because I wanted to know what it sounded like when everybody was talking over everybody.
01:19:55.000 It's terrible.
01:19:56.000 I haven't been that drunk and high in a long time.
01:19:58.000 And it was awesome.
01:20:01.000 People, for whatever reason, love those kind of chaos shows.
01:20:05.000 Like that Alex Jones show.
01:20:07.000 They love chaos.
01:20:08.000 They love drunk and stoned and interdimensional child molesters. 1.00
01:20:14.000 They love all that shit. 1.00
01:20:16.000 They love it off the charts nuts. 1.00
01:20:18.000 That Alex Jones one, though, I told you I've never been a fan of his.
01:20:21.000 Then I watch it and I'm like...
01:20:22.000 Gotta like him now.
01:20:23.000 People are mad at me.
01:20:24.000 Some people are mad at me, but you know what?
01:20:26.000 There's nothing I can do about that. 1.00
01:20:26.000 They were gonna be mad at me anyway, but one of the things that they were saying was, you know, fuck you for, they were saying, fuck you for normalizing him. 1.00
01:20:35.000 I'm like, you gotta understand, that's how I know him. 1.00
01:20:37.000 I know him like that.
01:20:39.000 That's how I know him.
01:20:40.000 I know that guy.
01:20:41.000 That's why you're friends.
01:20:42.000 Yes.
01:20:42.000 That guy that came on here.
01:20:44.000 And this is a guy that, by the way, on his show, said he was going to kick my ass and break my legs and fucking all kinds of crazy shit. 0.99
01:20:50.000 And I want to fight him in the UFC fight. 1.00
01:20:52.000 I'm going to offer him a million dollars.
01:20:54.000 I knew him.
01:20:57.000 I know the real him. 1.00
01:20:58.000 I'm like, when we're not in front of each other, you can say crazy shit. 0.99
01:21:02.000 I'm immune, man. 0.99
01:21:03.000 I don't care.
01:21:04.000 It doesn't bother me.
01:21:05.000 I don't care anymore.
01:21:06.000 Plus, he's doing an entertainment show.
01:21:07.000 He is doing entertainment.
01:21:08.000 But what I know is the Alex Jones that was here. 1.00
01:21:12.000 By the way, he was right about a lot of shit. 1.00
01:21:14.000 A lot of the crazy shit that he was saying about fucking human-pig hybrids that they're working on those and actually making human-pig hybrid fetuses. 1.00
01:21:24.000 That's real. 1.00
01:21:25.000 They really are. 0.99
01:21:26.000 The problem is he throws so much shit out there at one time, I don't know what to believe and what not to believe. 0.99
01:21:31.000 And I don't have time to look into all of it. 0.99
01:21:33.000 And you gotta go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:21:35.000 Start over again.
01:21:36.000 What?
01:21:37.000 What's happening on the moon?
01:21:38.000 What?
01:21:40.000 He's for sure a little crazy. 0.97
01:21:41.000 I like crazy. 0.99
01:21:42.000 But he's crazy. 0.95
01:21:43.000 But I think that crazy is okay. 0.97
01:21:46.000 And it's entertaining. 0.99
01:21:47.000 And I'm not a fucking child. 0.99
01:21:49.000 So if you want to nerf the world and make the world so that only children can watch everybody. 0.99
01:21:55.000 Because make things that are safe for everyone, including children.
01:22:00.000 Well, I don't want that.
01:22:01.000 I'm a discerning adult.
01:22:03.000 I'm pretty rational.
01:22:04.000 And I can figure out what's real and what's nonsense.
01:22:06.000 Dude, speaking of children, did you see the Michael Jackson?
01:22:09.000 I did not, but I heard it was horrific.
01:22:11.000 It's crazy. 0.97
01:22:12.000 You know, Tim Dillon is so fucking funny. 0.96
01:22:14.000 You see Tim Dillon's thing? 1.00
01:22:16.000 Tim Dillon is pretending that Michael Jackson was a pimp and he was banging bitches. 0.99
01:22:20.000 Go to his Instagram. 0.99
01:22:23.000 Have you had Tim on your show?
01:22:24.000 Is that the big guy?
01:22:25.000 Yeah.
01:22:26.000 The comic?
01:22:27.000 Yes.
01:22:28.000 No.
01:22:28.000 Dude, you gotta get him on.
01:22:29.000 Really?
01:22:29.000 I'll have him on anytime he's in town.
01:22:31.000 He's fucking hilarious. 0.96
01:22:32.000 He's a New York guy too, right? 0.98
01:22:33.000 Yeah, he's a funny dude.
01:22:36.000 Hey, listen to this.
01:22:36.000 Listen to this.
01:22:37.000 The problem with this Michael Jackson documentary is there's no fucking music in it. 1.00
01:22:41.000 The whole thing is fucking boring. 1.00
01:22:43.000 It's all fucking interviews. 1.00
01:22:44.000 I fast forwarded through all that shit. 1.00
01:22:47.000 I want to see the bitches. 1.00
01:22:48.000 The guy's the king of fucking pop. 1.00
01:22:50.000 You know he's fucking all the time. 1.00
01:22:53.000 He was fucking Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie Presley. 1.00
01:22:56.000 You know Neverland Ranch was just fucking pussy? 1.00
01:22:59.000 Because they're trying to make him look like, oh, some humanitarian. 1.00
01:23:01.000 Oh, he helped sick kids.
01:23:03.000 He lets them sleep with them.
01:23:04.000 We get it.
01:23:05.000 He was a good guy.
01:23:06.000 And another thing, so there's this scene.
01:23:08.000 I was kind of half listening. 1.00
01:23:09.000 Apparently some kid walked in on him fucking some bitch. 1.00
01:23:13.000 And the kid knows, like, every one of his moves, everything he was fucking doing. 1.00
01:23:18.000 It's like, what kind of sick kid sneaks into Michael's room while he's fucking a chick? 1.00
01:23:22.000 It's kind of crazy. 1.00
01:23:24.000 That's the problem with kids.
01:23:25.000 That's why you can't help kids.
01:23:26.000 Word to the wise.
01:23:28.000 Help adults.
01:23:32.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
01:23:33.000 He's a ridiculous guy, man. 1.00
01:23:35.000 You have him on. 0.99
01:23:37.000 He's very funny.
01:23:38.000 He's super into conspiracy theories.
01:23:40.000 Oh, is he?
01:23:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:41.000 Deep in.
01:23:42.000 He brought me a book.
01:23:43.000 He's like, I want to bring you back.
01:23:44.000 Bring you back to the fold.
01:23:45.000 But he's a smart guy.
01:23:46.000 Real smart guy.
01:23:47.000 Dude, when he said, when you had him on, he said, the comments are brutal, Shob.
01:23:51.000 Someone said, oh, why is Rogan having Roseanne on again?
01:23:57.000 Did you see Roseanne? 0.98
01:23:58.000 She went on Candace Owens and called all of the Me Too girls a bunch of hoes and they were all just selling sex to try to get successful. 1.00
01:24:05.000 It's hilarious. 1.00
01:24:06.000 Roseanne doesn't give a fuck. 1.00
01:24:08.000 Especially now, they forced her out. 0.99
01:24:09.000 She's like, good, good. 0.99
01:24:11.000 But they fucked up so hard kicking her out. 0.99
01:24:13.000 That show was number one, and now no one even cares about it. 0.99
01:24:15.000 Is it still on air?
01:24:17.000 I don't see a market anymore.
01:24:18.000 They might keep it on just for spite.
01:24:21.000 Just so she couldn't say, I told you so.
01:24:24.000 But we know no one's watching it.
01:24:26.000 Yeah, no one's watching it.
01:24:28.000 I don't want to watch that Michael Jackson thing.
01:24:32.000 First of all, it's weird.
01:24:33.000 I'm on the fence.
01:24:34.000 He's not alive to defend himself, so it's weird.
01:24:36.000 It's also stories and, you know...
01:24:40.000 People tell the truth in stories sometimes, and sometimes they don't.
01:24:44.000 And you don't know.
01:24:45.000 You don't know.
01:24:46.000 And also, it was always weird.
01:24:50.000 No one knew why, with all the rumors that everybody had ever heard about Michael Jackson, that anybody would let their kids go and hang out with him. 1.00
01:24:58.000 When you watch the documentary, you're like, these parents are fucking morons. 1.00
01:25:02.000 I don't get it, man. 1.00
01:25:03.000 Two of the fathers have committed suicide since this happened.
01:25:07.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:25:10.000 Wait, but we don't have any hard evidence that he was molesting kids, right?
01:25:16.000 All we have is rumors.
01:25:17.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:25:18.000 In court, he was acquitted.
01:25:19.000 Here's the problem.
01:25:20.000 The doctor, his very doctor, said that he was chemically castrated.
01:25:24.000 Talking about the guy who killed him?
01:25:26.000 Yes.
01:25:26.000 That guy said he was chemically castrated by his parents to protect his voice.
01:25:30.000 So you'd have no testosterone, right?
01:25:32.000 Exactly.
01:25:33.000 Not just no testosterone, he's a eunuch. 0.97
01:25:34.000 So do you still bust nuts? 0.98
01:25:36.000 I mean, me?
01:25:37.000 I don't think so.
01:25:38.000 One of the other weird things I saw that was like facts you should know from the documentary was that he had something to do with the sound in the room.
01:25:46.000 The hallway leading up to his bedroom was wired so that footprints would make a ding-dong sound in the room.
01:25:53.000 It's just a very strange thing to just have in general for any purpose.
01:25:58.000 But if you grow up in the spotlight, because remember, he was such a big star, you might have some anxiety.
01:26:04.000 Right, maybe you didn't want anybody walking in on them naked or something.
01:26:07.000 Or you don't want anyone walking in while you're touching boys.
01:26:09.000 It could be that. 0.99
01:26:10.000 Look, who the fuck knows? 0.99
01:26:11.000 We don't know. 1.00
01:26:12.000 We don't know.
01:26:13.000 However...
01:26:13.000 What do you think, Jamie?
01:26:14.000 Am I off?
01:26:15.000 No, I'm just saying some of the facts.
01:26:16.000 I remember he spent like 30 straight nights with like a 12-year-old at his house, in between that kid's mom's house and his dad's house, because they were divorced.
01:26:24.000 And there's so much video of him and this little boy holding hands, and the boy in the video goes, yeah, we would hold hands, and we had a signal.
01:26:34.000 We'd rub each other's palms when we were thinking sexually about each other. 0.99
01:26:40.000 However, you gotta chalk it up to the shitty parents. 0.99
01:26:43.000 Because if John Legend came to my house and was like, dude, I love Tiger, you mind if I take him out for a little while? 1.00
01:26:49.000 But get your goddamn mind. 0.99
01:26:51.000 You're not going anywhere. 1.00
01:26:53.000 Well, not only that, and John Legend's not a pedophile.
01:26:55.000 No, I'm just...
01:26:56.000 Or not known.
01:26:56.000 But they didn't know Michael Jackson was that.
01:26:58.000 But everybody knew there was something up.
01:26:59.000 Not at the time.
01:27:01.000 He was the biggest star in the world back then in the 90s. 0.99
01:27:04.000 People knew some shit was up. 0.99
01:27:05.000 In the 90s? 1.00
01:27:06.000 No. 1.00
01:27:07.000 He made good music, you fucks. 0.99
01:27:09.000 No, no, no. 0.99
01:27:10.000 I know he did.
01:27:10.000 Everybody knew something was weird.
01:27:12.000 Really?
01:27:12.000 I did.
01:27:12.000 He was always hanging around with kids.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, because he loved to have kids.
01:27:16.000 You're younger than us.
01:27:16.000 Way younger.
01:27:17.000 You gotta trust me.
01:27:18.000 We're the same age.
01:27:19.000 True.
01:27:20.000 Like, same month almost.
01:27:20.000 And you knew something was up?
01:27:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:23.000 Jamie's more on the ball than you.
01:27:25.000 He's always online. 1.00
01:27:26.000 You're out getting pussy. 1.00
01:27:27.000 Jamie's online. 1.00
01:27:28.000 Legit point.
01:27:29.000 Legit point.
01:27:30.000 Well played, sir.
01:27:32.000 Well played.
01:27:33.000 I just feel like it's too weird.
01:27:36.000 It's too weird to let your kids hang out with this grown man all those times. 0.99
01:27:40.000 I think he was mentally ill. 0.75
01:27:41.000 And what his family says, they go, no, no. 0.51
01:27:43.000 A lot of you are confusing him for being...
01:27:45.000 He didn't have a childhood.
01:27:46.000 His dad robbed him of his childhood.
01:27:48.000 So inside, he felt like he was nine years old.
01:27:50.000 So he missed out on the sleepovers and video games.
01:27:53.000 So he would get friends with kids and As I'm saying out loud, it's batshit crazy.
01:28:00.000 I think all those things that you're saying are true.
01:28:02.000 But I also think it's true that he was probably chemically castrated.
01:28:06.000 I really think that's true.
01:28:07.000 Because I've said that a long time ago.
01:28:09.000 I said, I think he's a castrato.
01:28:11.000 The way his voice is...
01:28:12.000 Why?
01:28:13.000 Why?
01:28:14.000 Tell him that it's human nature.
01:28:16.000 It's just that voice is just not a man's voice.
01:28:20.000 It's not even a falsetto voice.
01:28:21.000 It's a woman's voice. 0.99
01:28:22.000 If he's castrated, then he would have zero testosterone to molest kids. 0.99
01:28:26.000 Yeah, well, he might not have been doing it because he was horny. 0.98
01:28:29.000 He might have been doing it because he was just weird. 0.98
01:28:31.000 Well, these kids said he was busted nuts. 0.61
01:28:33.000 The kids in the video said, like, he would jack himself off in front of them. 0.93
01:28:38.000 Boy. 0.54
01:28:39.000 It'll make you sick to your stomach. 0.94
01:28:41.000 Not his wife, but the woman that gave birth to his two kids said she never had sex with him.
01:28:45.000 Yeah, that's more likely.
01:28:49.000 If you're chemically castrated, that means your body doesn't produce any testosterone anymore, but it doesn't mean you can't shoot it into your body.
01:28:56.000 And, you know, you could shoot test into your body. 0.92
01:28:59.000 But if you have no nuts, you're not making semen. 1.00
01:29:02.000 Yeah, if your balls are dead. 1.00
01:29:04.000 But you... 1.00
01:29:05.000 Is it semen or sperm? 0.99
01:29:06.000 I think sperm's from the nuts, and then, like, your prostate, and there's some other things that get the juice together. 0.94
01:29:12.000 I don't know.
01:29:14.000 I'm not a doctor, obviously, either.
01:29:16.000 Clearly.
01:29:16.000 Is that a technical thing?
01:29:18.000 The whole thing is fucking super weird. 0.96
01:29:21.000 It's super weird. 0.97
01:29:22.000 It just makes me sad.
01:29:23.000 It makes me so sad.
01:29:24.000 There's a lesson to be learned there in so many different ways, but one of the big lessons to be learned is that you never want to be that famous.
01:29:36.000 That was my takeaway.
01:29:37.000 I was watching my girl, I go, can you imagine being that famous?
01:29:41.000 And she goes, yeah, it's probably awesome.
01:29:42.000 I'm like, no, hold on.
01:29:44.000 You know how we like to go to the mall, we like to go out to eat?
01:29:46.000 That's gone.
01:29:47.000 You can't do that anymore.
01:29:48.000 Yeah, that's all gone.
01:29:49.000 That's all gone.
01:29:50.000 People would start a riot.
01:29:52.000 They'll take that away from you.
01:29:53.000 Yeah.
01:29:55.000 Your normal life is not over.
01:29:57.000 You just stay in your house.
01:29:59.000 Yeah, that's why he developed an amusement park. 1.00
01:30:02.000 He made his house a fucking amusement park. 0.99
01:30:05.000 They set this up for him to go grocery shopping. 1.00
01:30:09.000 They emptied a grocery store and paid people to be shoppers so he could have the experience of what it's like to be normal going through a Ralph's or whatever.
01:30:20.000 And have interactions with people like, hey, how's it going?
01:30:24.000 Oh, Jesus, look how weird this is.
01:30:26.000 Well, they should make it realistic like LA. So he hired people so he could do that?
01:30:31.000 And he wore a hat and he's dancing around.
01:30:36.000 Everything was weird, man.
01:30:39.000 Everything was weird.
01:30:40.000 Don't you feel bad for him, though?
01:30:41.000 Oh, yeah, so weird.
01:30:42.000 You know how much he was worth?
01:30:43.000 I don't know.
01:30:44.000 $1.7 billion, they say.
01:30:46.000 But that's after he died.
01:30:47.000 See, the thing is, when he died, he got super rich.
01:30:49.000 He was actually in the hole before he died.
01:30:52.000 No, because there's like MC Hammer broke, where when he talked to MC Hammer, he's like, what are you talking about?
01:30:57.000 He's like, there's like, you know, Publicist broke where they released that.
01:31:01.000 You go bankrupt.
01:31:02.000 I was fine.
01:31:03.000 I was bawling.
01:31:05.000 I think it was Michael Jackson.
01:31:06.000 Yeah, he owned the Beatles catalog.
01:31:09.000 Oh, so that's where he had all his money?
01:31:11.000 He bought all the originals, the masters of his and the Beatles.
01:31:14.000 That's right.
01:31:16.000 Yeah, Paul McCartney was mad about that, apparently.
01:31:18.000 He gave him the idea.
01:31:19.000 Paul gave him the idea?
01:31:20.000 And he's like, oh, good idea.
01:31:22.000 I'll be right back.
01:31:23.000 So why didn't Paul buy it?
01:31:25.000 He's got money.
01:31:26.000 Couldn't afford it.
01:31:27.000 He has one-fourth of the Beatles' money.
01:31:30.000 Not all of it combined, you know.
01:31:31.000 Right.
01:31:33.000 There's no stars like Michael Jackson.
01:31:36.000 You can't.
01:31:37.000 You can't do it in current society.
01:31:40.000 There's pockets now.
01:31:41.000 He also won Happy Birthday.
01:31:43.000 He owned Happy Birthday?
01:31:44.000 He bought the rights to it.
01:31:46.000 Wow!
01:31:46.000 So that's why you're not allowed to sing it in a restaurant.
01:31:48.000 I feel like that's over.
01:31:49.000 I think you can say it now.
01:31:50.000 You can now because it's back into the public domain.
01:31:52.000 Because he died?
01:31:52.000 Or maybe after he died it became a thing.
01:31:53.000 Dude, that's why everyone sings the bullshit Happy Birthday? 1.00
01:31:56.000 Happy Birthday! 1.00
01:31:57.000 Happy Happy Happy!
01:31:58.000 I think ASCAP or BMI could literally come in and just find the restaurant if you were singing that. 1.00
01:32:03.000 Holy shit! 0.99
01:32:03.000 And that's because of Michael? 0.99
01:32:05.000 That's so stupid. 1.00
01:32:06.000 Dude, what a baller move. 1.00
01:32:08.000 It's copyrighted.
01:32:08.000 Owning Happy Birthday.
01:32:09.000 I want all the money.
01:32:11.000 Give it to me. 0.99
01:32:11.000 Too bad he doesn't like bitches because that'd be the biggest move ever. 0.99
01:32:15.000 Maybe he did like bitches. 1.00
01:32:16.000 Who knows? 1.00
01:32:17.000 Who knows?
01:32:18.000 The guy's dead.
01:32:20.000 He can't defend himself.
01:32:21.000 Have some respect, Shob. 0.99
01:32:22.000 Here's the thing.
01:32:23.000 Those two dudes who were doing it, one was the key witness when he got away in court.
01:32:28.000 What dudes?
01:32:30.000 The dudes in the documentary.
01:32:31.000 The two are like, oh, we got molested.
01:32:33.000 The one was the number one key witness who's saying he didn't get molested.
01:32:37.000 Okay, well then he shouldn't be able to say anything.
01:32:39.000 Both of them were witnesses.
01:32:40.000 Because that means they should go to jail.
01:32:42.000 And now they're like, well, no, that's not true. 1.00
01:32:44.000 We were young, bitch. 1.00
01:32:45.000 You were 20-something. 0.99
01:32:45.000 How old was he? 0.99
01:32:46.000 He was in his 20s?
01:32:46.000 20-something, yeah.
01:32:47.000 Well, also, isn't that perjury?
01:32:49.000 It means he lied in court? 1.00
01:32:51.000 Be fucked. 1.00
01:32:52.000 You can't lie in court either way, one way or the other. 1.00
01:32:55.000 You can't lie to protect somebody, and you can't lie to accuse someone either.
01:32:58.000 You can't lie.
01:32:59.000 I don't know what the deal is with that.
01:33:00.000 I mean, that seems like that's something they could drag him to court for.
01:33:03.000 And then Jackson came out and went, well, isn't it convenient?
01:33:05.000 You guys are coming out now when you're in financial trouble?
01:33:08.000 Oh, of course.
01:33:10.000 Yeah, of course.
01:33:11.000 It just seems like a strange thing to do a documentary on.
01:33:15.000 Documentaries are killing it lately.
01:33:17.000 That's probably a problem.
01:33:17.000 Like, look at R. Kelly.
01:33:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:33:19.000 He thought he was flying free and pissing on bitches. 1.00
01:33:22.000 Isn't that... 1.00
01:33:23.000 Then that documentary came out. 1.00
01:33:25.000 He's fucked. 1.00
01:33:26.000 Yeah, he's fucked. 1.00
01:33:27.000 He's arrested. 1.00
01:33:27.000 Yeah, they just released him. 1.00
01:33:29.000 Did you see when they released him?
01:33:30.000 Like, he leaves jail and he has to walk through a throng of people.
01:33:36.000 And they were screaming.
01:33:37.000 Some woman was yelling at him, calling him. 0.99
01:33:39.000 They took his music off iTunes.
01:33:41.000 Really? 0.98
01:33:42.000 They took down all the shit, and all the artists who worked with him took their music down. 0.99
01:33:46.000 Like, let's say Michael Jackson did get convicted of molesting kids. 0.99
01:33:50.000 Could you still listen to his music?
01:33:52.000 Could you imagine?
01:33:53.000 Could you separate it, right?
01:33:54.000 You know, Tony Hinchcliffe, I don't want to give away the bit, he has a fucking hilarious bit about that.
01:34:00.000 He has a hilarious bit about that.
01:34:01.000 I bet he's redoing it now.
01:34:04.000 Because I don't think it's on the special.
01:34:06.000 On his last special?
01:34:07.000 I don't think it's on.
01:34:08.000 No, I haven't heard it.
01:34:10.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.
01:34:12.000 He's got this new bit about transgender athletes.
01:34:16.000 What does it say there?
01:34:18.000 Daycare affiliated woman who bailed R. Kelly out of jail receives bomb threat.
01:34:22.000 Some mystery woman bailed him out. 1.00
01:34:24.000 Damn, he's looking like shit right there. 1.00
01:34:26.000 It's been a stressful time. 1.00
01:34:27.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:34:29.000 What are you going to do? 1.00
01:34:30.000 I don't know.
01:34:31.000 So, upcoming fights.
01:34:33.000 Let's get back to MMA for a few minutes before we get the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:34:36.000 Yeah, JBS, Derek Lewis.
01:34:37.000 Oh, Kelvin.
01:34:39.000 Kelvin and Israel Adesanya.
01:34:41.000 That's what I want to see.
01:34:42.000 That's next month, son. 0.98
01:34:44.000 That's next month, and that is in motherfucking Atlanta, Georgia. 0.98
01:34:49.000 Is that a pay-per-view? 0.98
01:34:50.000 Yes, it is, sir. 1.00
01:34:50.000 Oh, fuck, you're gone, dude. 1.00
01:34:51.000 Holloway Poirier 2. I'll be there for that one. 1.00
01:34:54.000 Holloway Poirier is a great fight.
01:34:56.000 It is a very good fight.
01:34:57.000 Who won the first fight?
01:35:00.000 Holloway.
01:35:00.000 Holloway won, right?
01:35:01.000 Yeah.
01:35:01.000 It was a decision?
01:35:03.000 Pretty sure.
01:35:04.000 Yeah.
01:35:05.000 That's so long ago.
01:35:06.000 Just scroll up.
01:35:07.000 Let me see what else is on that card.
01:35:09.000 Ovin St. Preux and Nikita Krylov.
01:35:12.000 That's right.
01:35:12.000 Nikita used to be a heavyweight.
01:35:13.000 Now he's a light heavyweight.
01:35:14.000 Khalil Roundtree Jr. Eric Anders.
01:35:16.000 Woo, that's a good fight.
01:35:17.000 Great fight.
01:35:18.000 That's an under-the-radar fight.
01:35:21.000 Montel Jackson.
01:35:22.000 You know what?
01:35:23.000 Johnny Walker knocked out Khalil Roundtree, too.
01:35:25.000 Dude.
01:35:26.000 With elbows from the clinch.
01:35:27.000 Ooh, from the clinch.
01:35:28.000 Yeah.
01:35:29.000 And Khalil's a serious striker.
01:35:31.000 Wilson Hayes, Alejandro Pinto.
01:35:33.000 A little fact about Khalil Roundtree.
01:35:34.000 You know, he used to be over 300 pounds.
01:35:36.000 Really? 1.00
01:35:37.000 Used to be fat as fuck. 1.00
01:35:38.000 That's crazy because he doesn't have any loose skin. 1.00
01:35:40.000 I know.
01:35:40.000 Some guys, they bounce back good.
01:35:42.000 He was young.
01:35:42.000 Oh.
01:35:43.000 He was young and he was working in an MMA fucking warehouse or something. 0.98
01:35:46.000 Well, that's the same thing with David Goggins. 0.97
01:35:50.000 David Goggins, the...
01:35:52.000 Oh, the Navy Seal.
01:35:53.000 He bounced back to, whoa, look at him.
01:35:56.000 Ten year challenge.
01:35:57.000 2010 and 2016. That's only six years.
01:36:00.000 Six year challenge.
01:36:01.000 Imagine you break up with him and six years later he's jacked.
01:36:04.000 Dude, dying piece.
01:36:05.000 Look at that boy now.
01:36:06.000 Dying piece. 0.98
01:36:06.000 I'm just tired of you being all fat and getting on top of me and I can't breathe. 0.98
01:36:10.000 It's over, Khalil. 1.00
01:36:11.000 Now he's like, what's up, bitch? 1.00
01:36:12.000 Six years later. 1.00
01:36:14.000 Big fat dick still there. 1.00
01:36:16.000 Dude, knocked out Gokhan Saki with one punch. 1.00
01:36:18.000 He's a beast.
01:36:21.000 That just shows you how crazy powerful Johnny Walker is, man. 1.00
01:36:26.000 Ridiculous. 0.99
01:36:27.000 Ridiculously powerful. 0.99
01:36:28.000 What do you do with him next? 0.94
01:36:29.000 Keep it slow.
01:36:30.000 Giving him good fights.
01:36:31.000 Don't give him Latifi. 1.00
01:36:33.000 No, no, no.
01:36:33.000 Latifi pisses me off.
01:36:34.000 Does he? 0.99
01:36:35.000 Why?
01:36:35.000 He's so good.
01:36:37.000 How about Corey Anderson, man?
01:36:40.000 Nobody's giving Corey Anderson any love.
01:36:42.000 How weird is that?
01:36:44.000 It's weird.
01:36:45.000 And a lot of people say it's because he's not stopping people.
01:36:48.000 He's just winning.
01:36:49.000 But he's winning.
01:36:50.000 That's the point. 1.00
01:36:50.000 He's fucking beating. 1.00
01:36:51.000 He beat Latifi. 1.00
01:36:52.000 See, you're talking about Latifi and not talking about Corey Anderson.
01:36:54.000 I know. 1.00
01:36:55.000 It's fucked up. 0.99
01:36:55.000 And I love Corey Anderson. 0.99
01:36:57.000 Corey, we're sorry.
01:36:57.000 Corey, we're sorry.
01:36:58.000 But fuck that. 1.00
01:36:59.000 And Corey's a bowhunter, too. 0.99
01:37:00.000 Yep, that must be fun. 1.00
01:37:01.000 But fuck that. 0.99
01:37:02.000 How about Jimmy Manawan, Johnny Walker? 1.00
01:37:07.000 There's another one on the house, Dana White.
01:37:09.000 Well, that is a possibility.
01:37:12.000 Yeah, Jimmy Manoa is dangerous.
01:37:14.000 I know.
01:37:14.000 So is Johnny Walker.
01:37:15.000 Serious power.
01:37:16.000 Jimmy Manoa is great.
01:37:17.000 That fight with Tiago Santos was chaos for as long as it lasted.
01:37:20.000 It was amazing.
01:37:21.000 Yeah.
01:37:21.000 Johnny Walker, Jimmy Manoa.
01:37:23.000 Yeah.
01:37:24.000 Sign me the fuck up.
01:37:25.000 Woo! 0.99
01:37:25.000 Any other brain busters? 0.99
01:37:26.000 Woo! 0.99
01:37:27.000 How do you feel like Dustin Poirier, Max Holloway plays out? 0.91
01:37:34.000 Mack's always so goddamn talented and not having to cut at 45 anymore. 0.50
01:37:39.000 It's a tough fight for Dustin. 0.93
01:37:40.000 Dustin, you know I love you.
01:37:42.000 I'm glad Dustin got a big fight.
01:37:45.000 What's interesting is they offered the fight to Tony Ferguson and turned it down.
01:37:49.000 But hear about this.
01:37:51.000 Dustin Poirier stops Pettis, right?
01:37:54.000 Didn't he stop Pettis?
01:37:56.000 Right?
01:37:57.000 He stopped Justin Gaethje.
01:38:00.000 Gaethje.
01:38:01.000 Who else did he stop?
01:38:02.000 That was his last fight, right?
01:38:03.000 But those are two world champions.
01:38:06.000 There was another one.
01:38:06.000 There was another fight in there where he stopped somebody else.
01:38:10.000 Who else did he stop?
01:38:12.000 He stopped someone else that's...
01:38:16.000 Alvarez.
01:38:16.000 Alvarez.
01:38:17.000 Eddie Alvarez.
01:38:17.000 Another world champion.
01:38:18.000 That was Eddie's last fight.
01:38:19.000 Yeah.
01:38:20.000 I mean, those are three legitimate champions.
01:38:23.000 I mean, I know Justin Gage was a champion in the PFL. Before it was the PFL, right?
01:38:27.000 What did they call it back then?
01:38:28.000 World Series of Fighting.
01:38:29.000 Yeah.
01:38:29.000 So he beat him.
01:38:32.000 He beat Pettis.
01:38:33.000 He beat Eddie Alvarez.
01:38:35.000 And this is that light heavyweight jump.
01:38:38.000 You know?
01:38:39.000 And he also beat Jim Miller. 1.00
01:38:41.000 I mean, damn. 0.99
01:38:41.000 His last fight was at 45 against Michael... 0.99
01:38:44.000 Was that at 55?
01:38:46.000 55. It might have been 55 with Michael Johnson.
01:38:48.000 That was before Johnson went to 45. Johnson at 45 is a motherfucker. 1.00
01:38:51.000 Trouble. 1.00
01:38:51.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00
01:38:54.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm really excited about that. 1.00
01:38:56.000 I'm really excited about that fight.
01:38:57.000 I'm excited for Poirier.
01:38:58.000 He won a big-name fight and he got it.
01:38:59.000 Yeah, he's got an interim title shot.
01:39:00.000 Do you have any idea why Tony Ferguson turned it down?
01:39:03.000 I do not know.
01:39:04.000 I have not talked to Tony Ferguson. 0.98
01:39:06.000 I mean, maybe it was because, hey, I already am the fucking interim title holder. 0.86
01:39:10.000 Why would I fight for the interim title again? 0.92
01:39:12.000 Max Holloway, though?
01:39:13.000 Yeah, I get that.
01:39:14.000 But, I mean, he already was the interim title holder. 0.99
01:39:17.000 And then they just took it away from him when he was doing crap. 0.99
01:39:20.000 I think it's really fucked up. 1.00
01:39:21.000 It's really fucked up. 0.99
01:39:21.000 He comes back and beats Pettis. 0.99
01:39:23.000 Here's what's fucked up.
01:39:24.000 Is now, if the winner of Max Holloway, Dustin Poirier, he's guaranteed a title shot. 0.96
01:39:28.000 Yeah.
01:39:28.000 So Tony's still not going to get a shot.
01:39:31.000 Yeah.
01:39:32.000 They were trying to do Cowboy vs. 0.84
01:39:35.000 Connor, and apparently the sticking point was that it was going to be a co-main event.
01:39:42.000 How dare they!
01:39:43.000 I think the idea is that they have to have world titles as a main event.
01:39:49.000 Says who? 0.65
01:39:50.000 That's my argument.
01:39:51.000 It's the Wild West DW. Get your head out of your ass. 1.00
01:39:55.000 That's a main event. 1.00
01:39:56.000 Shoot him a text.
01:39:57.000 Send him a heart.
01:39:59.000 Did he block you?
01:40:00.000 I think so.
01:40:02.000 We're not seeing eye-eye.
01:40:03.000 I actually like the guy.
01:40:04.000 We have no problems.
01:40:05.000 I know.
01:40:06.000 I tried to get you guys together.
01:40:08.000 I gave it my best shot. 0.99
01:40:09.000 I gave it my fucking... 1.00
01:40:10.000 You tried, man. 1.00
01:40:11.000 Sometimes you just gotta go separate ways.
01:40:13.000 Yeah.
01:40:13.000 I don't understand it, man.
01:40:14.000 It's weird when you have friends that don't like each other.
01:40:17.000 You know, when you're good friends with both of them?
01:40:20.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:40:20.000 And they're like, fuck that guy. 1.00
01:40:21.000 And you're like, alright, man. 1.00
01:40:22.000 I don't have to tell you.
01:40:23.000 But I don't talk bad about him.
01:40:25.000 No, you don't.
01:40:25.000 I criticize some of the UFC decisions because I do a show, but then I have no issue with them at all.
01:40:32.000 I like that, though.
01:40:33.000 I mean, look...
01:40:35.000 Part of the thrill of these things, it's got to be Rage and Al.
01:40:39.000 Cowboy was in my office yesterday.
01:40:41.000 You know him, White said.
01:40:42.000 He wants to fight.
01:40:42.000 He's ready to fight again.
01:40:44.000 He wants to fight against Swillick and another opponent for him.
01:40:45.000 Maybe Rage and Al.
01:40:46.000 Sid does not specify who's going to be fighting next.
01:40:50.000 Sid says, hmm.
01:40:51.000 Dude, you're telling me Conor was like, no, I'm not taking the fight if I'm co-main event? 0.96
01:40:55.000 Why in the fuck would you make that a co-main event?
01:40:57.000 Yeah, he said he could be out of action until the fall. 0.98
01:41:00.000 McGregor could be.
01:41:01.000 You know, the other thing is McGregor hasn't fought in so long.
01:41:04.000 He hasn't fought MMA in so long.
01:41:07.000 It's not good.
01:41:07.000 Last fight was Khabib.
01:41:08.000 His last fight was Khabib, right?
01:41:10.000 But he takes almost two years off, right?
01:41:14.000 He fights Khabib.
01:41:15.000 He gets smoked by Khabib. 1.00
01:41:17.000 And then he has...
01:41:18.000 How long was that?
01:41:18.000 Was that November?
01:41:19.000 That was a long time off.
01:41:21.000 It's not good.
01:41:22.000 No.
01:41:23.000 He needs to be active.
01:41:24.000 Like, really active.
01:41:25.000 It's hard to be active when you're making that much money off the whiskey.
01:41:27.000 That's the problem.
01:41:28.000 The whiskey.
01:41:29.000 The whiskey.
01:41:30.000 And he made like $100 million off the Floyd Mayweather fight.
01:41:32.000 He's making...
01:41:33.000 I'm proud of him.
01:41:36.000 I'm proud of him.
01:41:37.000 He's doing great.
01:41:38.000 Tight move.
01:41:38.000 Look.
01:41:39.000 Between you and him.
01:41:41.000 I mean, him while he's in the middle of his career and you post-career.
01:41:46.000 I mean, you guys have laid some interesting blueprints for fighters.
01:41:49.000 So yeah, it was October.
01:41:52.000 October 2018. That's quite a long time ago.
01:41:56.000 That's not good.
01:41:58.000 Actually, it's not that far.
01:41:59.000 November, December, January, February.
01:42:01.000 That was only five months ago.
01:42:02.000 Seems like a long time ago though, doesn't it?
01:42:04.000 But he has nothing coming up.
01:42:05.000 So by the time he fights, it's going to be another year.
01:42:07.000 Because that was his last fight.
01:42:09.000 Which was two years.
01:42:10.000 And two years before that was his previous fight.
01:42:14.000 It's not good.
01:42:16.000 Especially if you want to be creme de la creme.
01:42:18.000 You just can't fight like that.
01:42:20.000 I think he's only interested in big fights, like things that excite him now, you know, because he's got so much money and so much success.
01:42:27.000 It's just one of those things.
01:42:29.000 Can you blame him?
01:42:29.000 But here, look at that, that main event.
01:42:32.000 The main event of that fight was a non-title fight, Conor versus Nate Diaz.
01:42:36.000 That was non-title.
01:42:37.000 I believe both times they fought.
01:42:39.000 But the last one, the fact that it was a non-title fight, it was also the biggest pay-per-view of all time.
01:42:46.000 Dude, whoever recommended that he be co-main event against Cowboy should get their mouths pissed in. 0.97
01:42:51.000 That's ridiculous. 0.98
01:42:52.000 Thank you. 0.99
01:42:52.000 That's so aggressive. 0.99
01:43:00.000 Oh, That's why Dana doesn't like that. 1.00
01:43:03.000 Well, I don't know who that was.
01:43:05.000 I'm not saying Dana recommended that.
01:43:07.000 I'm just saying, R. Kelly, you're up.
01:43:09.000 You're up.
01:43:12.000 I believe I can fly.
01:43:14.000 God, dog.
01:43:15.000 Alright, let's wrap this up before your voice goes out.
01:43:18.000 We did it, dude.
01:43:19.000 There's no way I'm doing stand-up tonight.
01:43:20.000 No.
01:43:21.000 I apologize to everyone.
01:43:22.000 Yeah, you can't.
01:43:23.000 Well, everybody who listens to this podcast will know you're not faking it.
01:43:26.000 They're going to be pissed.
01:43:27.000 Eh, what are you going to do?
01:43:29.000 I know.
01:43:30.000 Are you at the store tonight?
01:43:31.000 No, it's supposed to be at the store.
01:43:32.000 I'm back tomorrow night.
01:43:34.000 It's a stacked show.
01:43:35.000 I'll be back tomorrow night.
01:43:36.000 Tomorrow night, you good?
01:43:37.000 Next week, I'm back on tour in Miami.
01:43:38.000 Friday, Saturday.
01:43:39.000 Miami Improv.
01:43:40.000 Oh, Miami Improv.
01:43:41.000 That's next week.
01:43:42.000 Then after that, I'm in Milwaukee, Turner Hall.
01:43:44.000 After that, I'm in Washington, D.C., D.C. Improv.
01:43:47.000 tfatk.com?
01:43:48.000 Woo! 0.99
01:43:49.000 All right, folks.
01:43:50.000 We'll be back tomorrow with more goodness.
01:43:54.000 See ya.