The Joe Rogan Experience - JRE MMA Show #74 with Brendan Schaub

00:00:00.000 Do, do, do, do.

00:00:02.000 No whiskey, bro.

00:00:04.000 Do you want some?

00:00:04.000 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:00:05.000 Do you want a drink?

00:00:05.000 Yeah.

00:00:06.000 Really?

00:00:06.000 Why not, bro?

00:00:07.000 You've had a long day.

00:00:08.000 Okay, let's day drink.

00:00:09.000 Yeah, let's get a little.

00:00:10.000 I'll get it.

00:00:11.000 Okay.

00:00:11.000 Why not?

00:00:13.000 No, you guys talk.

00:00:14.000 I'll get it.

00:00:14.000 Okay, Jamie's going to get the booze.

00:00:16.000 Look at that.

00:00:16.000 Jamie leaves the salon to get the booze.

00:00:18.000 Thank you, Jamie.

00:00:19.000 Real pro.

00:00:20.000 Get some ice, too.

00:00:21.000 Beautiful. 1.00

00:00:22.000 So, a lot of fucking shit going on, man. 1.00

00:00:24.000 A lot of shit going on. 1.00

00:00:26.000 How about that Colby Covington fella, huh? 1.00

00:00:28.000 Bro. 0.99

00:00:29.000 Dude, everybody better shut the fuck up now. 0.99

00:00:31.000 He's for real. 1.00

00:00:32.000 He's for real.

00:00:33.000 Anybody who didn't think he was for real after that Robbie Lawler fight, you gotta go, wow. 0.99

00:00:37.000 Well, the problem is, is he talks so much shit, which I find hilarious, and it's... 0.99

00:00:43.000 You're tuning in to watch him lose. 1.00

00:00:45.000 He's doing it right.

00:00:47.000 In all honesty, we like him because we're balls deep in UFC and MMA. But my brother, who's not that big of a fan, is like, this is all he does?

00:00:55.000 I know.

00:00:56.000 You've got to understand, though.

00:00:57.000 What he's doing to this guy is amazing.

00:00:59.000 And he's going to do it for five rounds for 25 minutes.

00:01:02.000 To me, it's fascinating.

00:01:04.000 It is fascinating.

00:01:05.000 But it's not entertaining for a general fan, typically.

00:01:09.000 He's not knocking dudes out.

00:01:10.000 He's not a lot of submissions.

00:01:12.000 I see what you're saying.

00:01:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:13.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:13.000 So for the general fan, like, oh, and this guy talks all this shit, but he's doing it Because talking all that shit, you're like, dude, I want to see this guy get fucked up. 1.00

00:01:21.000 Even Jon Jones posted, you let everyone down. 0.99

00:01:24.000 You know, like, Robbie Lawler let everybody down.

00:01:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:28.000 Because he wants, everybody wants Colby to lose.

00:01:31.000 Right.

00:01:31.000 Colby's doing exactly, everyone's playing into his game plan.

00:01:35.000 I love it.

00:01:36.000 Well, that's how Floyd Mayweather became so rich.

00:01:38.000 Floyd Mayweather did not become so rich because his fights are so exciting.

00:01:42.000 His fights in his early career were way more exciting.

00:01:45.000 He was a savage early on.

00:01:46.000 He could go forward.

00:01:47.000 But he broke his hands a bunch of times.

00:01:50.000 Correct.

00:01:50.000 And also realized this is not the way to have a long career and walk out of it with all your brains intact.

00:01:57.000 Well, think how good John Fitch was.

00:01:59.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:02:00.000 He was a monster. 0.97

00:02:01.000 Sure. 0.91

00:02:02.000 Nice guy.

00:02:03.000 True professional.

00:02:03.000 Beat some of the very best.

00:02:05.000 Was tough to beat. 0.99

00:02:06.000 Didn't talk shit, though, so no one really cared. 0.99

00:02:09.000 So as soon as he had some issues, remember he was like, hey, I don't like the way my face looks in that video game. 0.99

00:02:13.000 UFC was like, cool, you're cut. 0.99

00:02:14.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:02:15.000 I'm 20-0, man. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Yeah, I think they cut him just because of...

00:02:20.000 But either one of those is good.

00:02:24.000 This is all we have in this room?

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:25.000 We have a bunch of that Buffalo Trace.

00:02:30.000 Do we have Buffalo Trace in the back?

00:02:32.000 I don't trust skinny bottles.

00:02:34.000 Yeah, it seems weird, right?

00:02:35.000 Yeah.

00:02:35.000 It's for girls.

00:02:36.000 I don't trust skinny girls or skinny bottles, bro.

00:02:39.000 Canadian whiskey and maple syrup.

00:02:42.000 No, can't do maple.

00:02:43.000 I'm keto, bro.

00:02:44.000 Are you really?

00:02:44.000 Straight keto.

00:02:46.000 Are you?

00:02:46.000 When did that happen?

00:02:47.000 I sent you and Brian a text.

00:02:48.000 Your boy was up to 273. Dude, you got to 273?

00:02:52.000 What?

00:02:54.000 What were you eating?

00:02:55.000 Road life, Doug.

00:02:56.000 Road dog.

00:02:57.000 Because when I get into towns and there's all this, you know, if you're in Nashville, you're in Philly, there's great food.

00:03:03.000 So I was just eating and drinking at night.

00:03:05.000 And no one said anything to me.

00:03:07.000 I hear you.

00:03:07.000 No one said anything?

00:03:08.000 No, and then I remember I went to Hawaii.

00:03:10.000 I went to Hawaii.

00:03:11.000 I was looking at the other dads. 0.98

00:03:12.000 I'm like, damn, these dads are in shape. 1.00

00:03:14.000 I look like shit. 1.00

00:03:16.000 And my girl's like, no, you look fine. 1.00

00:03:18.000 Everyone's lying, man.

00:03:19.000 Like, on the scale, it's not fine.

00:03:22.000 Your boy's been keto for 14 days.

00:03:23.000 I feel great.

00:03:24.000 14 days.

00:03:25.000 Strict, bro.

00:03:26.000 This is going to knock you out of keto anyway, though.

00:03:27.000 This is whiskey.

00:03:28.000 There's no sugar in whiskey.

00:03:29.000 There's not?

00:03:30.000 Nope.

00:03:30.000 It's alcohol.

00:03:31.000 But there's no sugar in it.

00:03:32.000 But alcohol doesn't convert to...

00:03:33.000 Cheers, my brother.

00:03:34.000 Cheers, brother.

00:03:34.000 Good to see you, man.

00:03:35.000 Good to see you, too.

00:03:36.000 Alcohol doesn't convert into sugar?

00:03:38.000 I don't think so.

00:03:39.000 Especially whiskey.

00:03:40.000 Because whiskey and vodka are safe on ketogenic diet.

00:03:42.000 Oh.

00:03:43.000 What?

00:03:45.000 Yeah, it's two in the afternoon, bro.

00:03:47.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.000 Two in the afternoon.

00:03:48.000 Bonafide alcoholic now.

00:03:49.000 Day drinking. 0.98

00:03:50.000 I'm like a super shitty rum light. 0.75

00:03:51.000 It's fun to drink a little bit before a show, right? 0.91

00:03:55.000 Nothing better, man.

00:03:56.000 You started me on it.

00:03:57.000 I'm like, I feel good up here.

00:03:59.000 I'm messing around.

00:04:01.000 Yeah, you get loose.

00:04:02.000 Yeah.

00:04:02.000 You don't want to be tight.

00:04:04.000 Definitely don't want to be tight.

00:04:05.000 No, you don't want to drink your problem either.

00:04:07.000 The Colby Covington thing. 0.98

00:04:10.000 Look, what he did, if you want to put it in perspective for a regular person, Robbie Lawler is one of the biggest fucking savages to ever compete in a sport. 1.00

00:04:17.000 He's an animal. 0.99

00:04:18.000 And Kobe shut him down. 0.78

00:04:19.000 He shut everything down.

00:04:20.000 He shut his entire game down.

00:04:22.000 And he did it with an unprecedented work rate.

00:04:25.000 He was punching one punch every two seconds.

00:04:28.000 Nuts.

00:04:29.000 Which is nuts. 0.99

00:04:30.000 I mean, to do that over five fucking rounds against one of the greatest welterweights of all time, Robbie Lawler, and win every single fucking round. 0.98

00:04:40.000 Some 10-8 rounds, I thought. 0.99

00:04:42.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:04:42.000 I was like, oh, this isn't even close.

00:04:43.000 Yeah, I mean, not even close.

00:04:44.000 I mean, Robbie occasionally would swing and connect, and then Kobe would immediately hit him three or four times more, and then take him down, or clinch with him, and beat him up, and it was amazing.

00:04:53.000 Kobe striking's not terrible either.

00:04:56.000 It's very good.

00:04:56.000 He looked pretty damn I'm good.

00:04:57.000 It's very technical, and the volume is incredible.

00:05:01.000 But here's my thing.

00:05:02.000 If I'm fighting Colby, like if I'm Carmelo Usman, if I'm fighting Colby, I'm getting a guy like Cam Haynes.

00:05:10.000 If I see my opponent running with Cam Haynes, I'm reaching out to another ultra-marathoner, figuring it out.

00:05:16.000 Well, Camaro can't run. 1.00

00:05:17.000 That's right.

00:05:18.000 He can't do road work. 1.00

00:05:19.000 His knees are fucked up. 1.00

00:05:20.000 Yes. 1.00

00:05:21.000 Oh yeah, it's not getting any better.

00:05:22.000 His knees are mangled.

00:05:23.000 But he's doing something, right?

00:05:25.000 Well, his cardio is off the charts too, but it's just, he does different things.

00:05:29.000 You can do a lot of different things to work your cardio.

00:05:32.000 Swimming and stuff?

00:05:33.000 Sure.

00:05:34.000 Swimming, you can do a lot of- The row. 0.98

00:05:36.000 Yeah, the assault bike, that echo bike that Rogue makes, that is as good as fucking anything. 0.96

00:05:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:05:44.000 Dude, that peloton, I feel like it's lying to me.

00:05:46.000 I work out every morning on that thing.

00:05:49.000 I've never been thicker.

00:05:50.000 Yeah, but you're eating like an animal.

00:05:52.000 Still, it says I burned a thousand calories.

00:05:54.000 You probably ate four thousand.

00:05:56.000 Dude, I don't think so, man.

00:05:57.000 I see those food truck diaries.

00:06:00.000 You need to stop lying.

00:06:02.000 Dude, no.

00:06:03.000 Those food truck diaries.

00:06:05.000 You're going hard in those food truck diaries.

00:06:08.000 And I'm the only one eating, if you notice.

00:06:10.000 Yeah, because the guest is talking.

00:06:12.000 So, tell me how you guys started.

00:06:14.000 Stop. 1.00

00:06:18.000 Lobster fucking sandwiches and shit. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Pizza non-stop. 1.00

00:06:21.000 Yeah, no shit, Brandon, you're 270. Yeah, that's what happens, man. 1.00

00:06:24.000 I can't fight at heavyweight right now, man.

00:06:25.000 That's what happens.

00:06:26.000 It's real hard.

00:06:27.000 But if I'm Camaro, obviously cardio's not a problem for him, but man, Colby, have you ever seen him tired?

00:06:33.000 Ever?

00:06:34.000 No, no.

00:06:35.000 I mean, he had that one loss in the UFC, but that was particularly because he came into the fight injured, took the fight on short notice.

00:06:41.000 But he's got an amazing style.

00:06:45.000 That style of wrestling and striking.

00:06:47.000 As a person who's fascinated by tactics, his tactics are incredible.

00:06:53.000 Because he's got great discipline.

00:06:57.000 He never bites down his mouthpiece and throws as hard as he can.

00:07:00.000 Never.

00:07:01.000 Everything is calculated.

00:07:04.000 The output is all the same.

00:07:06.000 It's just constant, constant.

00:07:08.000 Bang, bang, bang, kick, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:07:11.000 He doesn't even really fire power shots.

00:07:13.000 He's like, oh, no, this is a marathon. 0.99

00:07:15.000 I'm going to wear your ass out. 0.99

00:07:16.000 It's all the same pace. 0.99

00:07:19.000 He's just constantly hitting you, constantly moving forward, constant volume.

00:07:23.000 And it seemed like Robbie was waiting for him to pause in front of him.

00:07:26.000 Or get a little tired so he could fire shots off.

00:07:29.000 And the bobbin and weaving that Robbie was doing, like, what was all that about?

00:07:32.000 He had to be tired.

00:07:33.000 I mean, I guess so.

00:07:34.000 Doing all that bobbin and weaving, like, tiresome. 0.99

00:07:37.000 I was like, damn. 0.99

00:07:37.000 That's rough on the core. 0.99

00:07:38.000 Yeah, man.

00:07:39.000 That's rough on the core.

00:07:40.000 Try bobbin and weaving for a minute.

00:07:41.000 If you're at home, just try doing this for a minute.

00:07:44.000 Just a minute.

00:07:45.000 You're going to get real tired.

00:07:46.000 And Robbie's just trying to avoid getting beat up.

00:07:48.000 I mean, those punches just keep coming.

00:07:50.000 They never end.

00:07:51.000 And what's funny too about Colby, is love him or hate him, is he doubles down because he got on the mic and his line about Matt Hughes.

00:07:59.000 Oh my god.

00:08:00.000 Dude, I was watching in, where was I? Oh, Nashville.

00:08:04.000 I was watching in the room with Derek Post and Ahsan Ahmad, my openers. 0.84

00:08:08.000 And when they said that, they were aware of Matt Hughes and they go, that's ridiculous.

00:08:13.000 I'm like...

00:08:14.000 That's fantastic.

00:08:15.000 It's A, because it is messed up, but that's his character, man.

00:08:19.000 He's a heel, and he just doubled down so hard. 0.98

00:08:23.000 So hard.

00:08:24.000 Because Matt Hughes is really close to Robbie Lawler, and he said, what he said for those that didn't watch the fight, he goes, you think Robbie Lawler would take a lesson from his boy Matt Hughes and get off the train tracks when a train is coming?

00:08:39.000 Boom! 0.99

00:08:40.000 Boom! 1.00

00:08:40.000 He's just saying the most controversial, ruthless shit that he could say. 1.00

00:08:46.000 And here's what else. 0.99

00:08:47.000 So we're impressed by his tactics, right?

00:08:49.000 You know what's even more impressive as a former fighter?

00:08:52.000 It's stressful enough fighting another grown man in your underwear and steel cage, especially when they're really good. 1.00

00:08:58.000 It's fucking stressful. 1.00

00:08:59.000 Now imagine talking all that shit. 1.00

00:09:01.000 Shit. 1.00

00:09:02.000 And you gotta deal with the consequences. 1.00

00:09:04.000 People hate you.

00:09:05.000 And he's a good dude.

00:09:07.000 Talk to Cam Haynes.

00:09:08.000 He's a different guy.

00:09:09.000 Great guy.

00:09:10.000 So he's a normal dude outside, but he has to deal with all that pressure and still perform, then get on the mic.

00:09:16.000 I wonder if he's ever just in bed just like... 0.99

00:09:19.000 Damn, dude. 0.99

00:09:19.000 Let me tell you something. 0.99

00:09:20.000 These death threats are getting real old.

00:09:22.000 After that fight, he has a real shot at being a world champion.

00:09:26.000 A real shot.

00:09:26.000 I know he was already the interim world champion.

00:09:28.000 Those don't count though, do they?

00:09:29.000 After that fight, they don't count.

00:09:30.000 No.

00:09:30.000 Well, you know how you know they don't count?

00:09:32.000 They stripped him and he didn't even lose.

00:09:34.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

00:09:34.000 How does that make any sense?

00:09:36.000 They stripped him because he didn't want to fight again quickly after a five-round fucking war with RDA. And he needed surgery. 0.98

00:09:42.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:09:43.000 But also they don't count either because your contract doesn't, you don't get, when you're a champ, your contract, you get bumped up to higher pay.

00:09:49.000 Interim champs don't get bumped up.

00:09:51.000 Right.

00:09:51.000 What was the surgery for?

00:09:54.000 It was something I feel like in his face.

00:09:57.000 Oh, like a sinus?

00:09:58.000 Yeah, something major.

00:09:59.000 Yeah, something like a deviated septum.

00:10:01.000 Yeah.

00:10:02.000 Yeah, he's a phenomenal fighter.

00:10:07.000 But now think about this.

00:10:08.000 You take his style, he doesn't go backwards.

00:10:10.000 Wrestling, cardio.

00:10:11.000 Kamaru Usman doesn't go backwards.

00:10:13.000 Wrestling, cardio.

00:10:15.000 The only thing I see, I would imagine Kamaru's going to be a slight favorite because of his power.

00:10:21.000 The one kind of distinguishing kind of factor is Kamaru has a lot more power.

00:10:25.000 Right.

00:10:26.000 Kamaru... 0.63

00:10:26.000 Where he can knock you out. 0.63

00:10:27.000 Kamaru's a knockout artist.

00:10:29.000 Right.

00:10:29.000 Kamaru can knock people out, though.

00:10:31.000 It's not his trait.

00:10:32.000 It's not what he does.

00:10:33.000 He probably can knock people out, too, but his approach is to throw everything at like 50-60%.

00:10:39.000 He was slaying some early in that first round against Robbie.

00:10:41.000 They were exchanging.

00:10:42.000 If he would have connected, it could have been trouble for either guy.

00:10:44.000 For either guy.

00:10:45.000 He was getting Robbie's respect.

00:10:46.000 And I think that was the strategy that you kind of have to wade through the fire with Robbie in the beginning because he's coming hard.

00:10:53.000 He's coming.

00:10:53.000 He's coming hard.

00:10:54.000 Now here's the question for you is...

00:10:57.000 What's more impressive, what Colby did to Robbie Lawler or what Kamaru Usman did to Tyrone Woodley?

00:11:04.000 It's a very good question.

00:11:06.000 Well, obviously Tyrone Woodley was the champion and Robbie Lawler was several years removed from the title.

00:11:11.000 So you have to look at it that way, right?

00:11:13.000 Tyrone took the title from Robbie with a one-punch knockout.

00:11:16.000 And Robbie's had some...

00:11:18.000 Some losses since then.

00:11:20.000 Some wars, dude.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, some wars since then.

00:11:22.000 The Ben Askren fight in particular. 0.98

00:11:23.000 Kamaru beat Woodley when he was fucking Woodley. 0.98

00:11:26.000 Yes, yes. 0.98

00:11:27.000 But, according to many people, Woodley was injured going into that fight.

00:11:31.000 He's had some pretty significant problems with his hands.

00:11:33.000 Something was up with him.

00:11:34.000 Yes.

00:11:34.000 He just seemed off.

00:11:35.000 And he's also, I mean, I don't know how much of a factor this is, but he also released a record with Wiz Khalifa.

00:11:41.000 He was rapping.

00:11:42.000 He had his TMZ show.

00:11:43.000 He was doing a lot.

00:11:44.000 And I love the fact that he's doing that because Tyron Woodley's a smart man.

00:11:47.000 He realizes he's in his 30s, and how much more time does he have as an athletic career?

00:11:51.000 Oh, he's very talented in all aspects.

00:11:52.000 Very talented, very smart.

00:11:54.000 And his rapping's good, man. 1.00

00:11:55.000 I listen to his shit. 1.00

00:11:55.000 I didn't mind it either. 1.00

00:11:56.000 It's fucking good. 0.98

00:11:57.000 He's good. 0.98

00:11:58.000 It's not cringy at all.

00:11:59.000 No. 0.98

00:11:59.000 It's fucking good. 0.98

00:12:00.000 You could see him being a successful rapper. 0.99

00:12:02.000 100%.

00:12:03.000 He'll be successful in whatever he does after fighting.

00:12:05.000 Anything he does.

00:12:06.000 He's smart.

00:12:07.000 He's ambitious.

00:12:08.000 He's been in a thousand movies.

00:12:09.000 He grinds. 1.00

00:12:10.000 He's a fucking hard-working man. 1.00

00:12:12.000 Great guy. 0.99

00:12:12.000 But he wants that title back, right? 0.99

00:12:14.000 So he's on the grind right now to try to get that title back.

00:12:16.000 And... 0.98

00:12:18.000 The beating that Usman put on him was fucking sensational. 0.99

00:12:22.000 One of the most impressive performances. 0.99

00:12:24.000 Sensational.

00:12:24.000 If Woodley had one arm or whatever.

00:12:27.000 But I didn't know that going in.

00:12:28.000 Just seeing what he did to Woodley.

00:12:30.000 You shot him down.

00:12:30.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:12:31.000 Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.

00:12:32.000 He looked like he broke him.

00:12:33.000 Yeah.

00:12:33.000 Which was crazy because even Woodley in the corner.

00:12:35.000 He didn't.

00:12:36.000 And I don't know if you had Woodley on since.

00:12:39.000 No.

00:12:39.000 He just didn't look like he was there.

00:12:40.000 Like he wasn't present.

00:12:41.000 Like it didn't look like your normal world champion Woodley.

00:12:44.000 Yeah.

00:12:44.000 Is Woodley scheduled for a fight right now?

00:12:47.000 I don't think so.

00:12:47.000 I think he's trying to heal up.

00:12:50.000 He was supposed to fight Robbie again.

00:12:52.000 Yeah.

00:12:52.000 But here's the other thing.

00:12:54.000 Remember Woodley had that whole kind of back and forth with Dana and all that?

00:12:58.000 I forget who he told this to, but they asked him if you could do it all over again with the way you handled the UFC, would you do it?

00:13:07.000 And he goes, it was exhausting.

00:13:09.000 I wouldn't do that again.

00:13:10.000 What was exhausting?

00:13:11.000 Fighting with the UFC. Remember, he was anti-Dana.

00:13:16.000 It never works out for anyone, does it?

00:13:18.000 Well, I get their perspective that they want respect and they want to be treated like a champion.

00:13:24.000 I felt like my personal feeling was that he wasn't being represented correctly in terms of the way they were talking about his fights.

00:13:33.000 100%. 0.87

00:13:34.000 I felt like he was fighting, especially me as a fan of tactics, like he was fighting Wonderboy for two fights, and Wonderboy's the most difficult guy in the fucking sport to look good against. 0.96

00:13:45.000 He's so difficult to look good against. 0.89

00:13:47.000 But the first fight was amazing.

00:13:48.000 It was great.

00:13:49.000 Great fight.

00:13:50.000 Again, he was the one who was doing the damage.

00:13:53.000 Wonderboy is one of the best strikers to ever fight in MMA.

00:13:56.000 He knocked Wonderboy down.

00:13:58.000 He had Wonderboy hurt.

00:13:59.000 Wonderboy never had him hurt, but he fought an intelligent fight to deal with the tactics that Wonderboy provides.

00:14:05.000 You can't chase Wonderboy.

00:14:07.000 You can't go after him. 0.99

00:14:08.000 He will fucking catch you with a counter-strike. 0.99

00:14:10.000 So what he did is he made Wonderboy lead. 0.99

00:14:12.000 He waited for his openings.

00:14:14.000 He stayed patient.

00:14:15.000 It wasn't a lot of action, but when he delivered, he opened up. 0.99

00:14:19.000 He landed a fucking haymaker In the first fight Had him really badly hurt. 0.98

00:14:24.000 He did the same thing in the second fight. 0.99

00:14:26.000 Had him really badly hurt in a couple spots.

00:14:29.000 He's also one of the most active champions.

00:14:30.000 But you've got to be able to say that.

00:14:32.000 If you're a fan of the sport, what I would say, if I was in Dana White's shoes and I was talking about that fight, I would say, if you're a fan of the sport, you've got to understand that That there are certain fighters where it's very difficult to look good against.

00:14:43.000 I understand that if you're a fan and you want blood and you want chaos, it didn't really quite live up to your expectations.

00:14:48.000 But that's not what this sport is all about.

00:14:51.000 What this sport is all about is two incredibly talented and well-trained killers.

00:14:56.000 And they're going after each other and they're both trying to figure out the openings to win.

00:15:00.000 And Tyron was able to win.

00:15:01.000 And he was able to win against one of the most difficult guys in the division ever.

00:15:05.000 But they didn't do that, did they?

00:15:07.000 No, they didn't. 0.98

00:15:07.000 But there's going to be guys where he looks amazing against, like fucking Darren Till. 0.98

00:15:12.000 He shut Darren Till down! 0.99

00:15:16.000 That's a shame to me.

00:15:17.000 The Darren Till story right now, and his story's not over, he's a young kid, but the way he was handled, and I know they've exploded guys in the spotlight and it does work out, and that is professional sports, that's UFC. With Darren Till, you look at...

00:15:30.000 All the talent that he had, and it's just...

00:15:33.000 He's still got talent.

00:15:34.000 Oh, no.

00:15:34.000 He's going to be fine.

00:15:36.000 He's so big. 0.99

00:15:37.000 It's fucking tough, man. 0.99

00:15:38.000 I think he's cutting way too much weight to make 170. I really do. 0.99

00:15:41.000 I mean, that kid, you stand next to him, he looks like a light heavyweight.

00:15:44.000 I've always been the guy who goes, man, guys should go up weight classes.

00:15:47.000 And now, when Max Holloway went to 55 against Dustin Poirier, it was a good fight, but looks way better at 45. Well, wait about Dustin Poirier.

00:15:56.000 But Dustin Poirier going to 155 made his career.

00:16:00.000 He was 145, he was struggling, goes to 55, makes his career.

00:16:04.000 I know.

00:16:04.000 I mean, now he's the interim champ.

00:16:05.000 Dos Anjos at 70, there's a bunch of cases for it.

00:16:08.000 Well, Dos Anjos at 70, though, has not won the title. 0.98

00:16:10.000 But he started off hot as fuck, and then he's running some problems. 0.98

00:16:14.000 He's also older, though. 0.99

00:16:15.000 Yeah, he's older.

00:16:16.000 He's running a lot of really tough guys.

00:16:18.000 But like Rockhold from 85 to 205, I was shouting from the rooftops, this is the guy that maybe can compete with John Jones, and then he got in there and just looks slow, lethargic, just a different game.

00:16:29.000 He didn't look good.

00:16:30.000 Like, Weidman, I think, is going to be great at 205. But Jan Blachowicz looked great.

00:16:34.000 You've got to think about this was like a showcase fight for him. 0.99

00:16:37.000 And he's a big, fucking strong guy. 0.98

00:16:39.000 And when he clipped him with that left hook and knocked him out. 0.99

00:16:42.000 For sure.

00:16:43.000 I mean, Luke didn't look like himself.

00:16:45.000 He looked slower, hesitant.

00:16:46.000 He's had injuries.

00:16:47.000 He's a model, bro.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, he's a model.

00:16:50.000 Like, real model, yeah.

00:16:51.000 But he's spraying, like, perfume on him in commercials.

00:16:53.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:16:54.000 No.

00:16:54.000 Making bank, bro.

00:16:55.000 I guess.

00:16:56.000 And busting nuts. 0.77

00:16:57.000 I guess so.

00:16:57.000 Making bank and busting nuts.

00:16:58.000 That's what he's doing, Joe.

00:17:00.000 But right now he's drinking through a straw.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, I know.

00:17:03.000 He's eating all his food.

00:17:04.000 Don't fight.

00:17:05.000 With his jaw wired shut. 0.91

00:17:06.000 Spray cologne and bust nuts.

00:17:07.000 Well, it might be what he's doing from now on.

00:17:09.000 I think it is.

00:17:10.000 But when you're a world champion, in the back of his head, it's probably that feeling of being a world champion.

00:17:14.000 When he beat Chris Weidman, probably the greatest feeling of his life.

00:17:18.000 But he's also had real problems with that shin.

00:17:20.000 They let him fight with that shin sleeve on. 0.99

00:17:23.000 And he was kicking with it and shit? 0.99

00:17:24.000 I know. 0.99

00:17:25.000 For people who don't know what we're talking about, he had a massive staph infection.

00:17:29.000 Horrible. 0.99

00:17:29.000 And he had to get skin grafts on his shin, and it's still fucked up. 0.99

00:17:32.000 Here's the thing about Luke, though. 0.92

00:17:34.000 I love Luke, and he knows this.

00:17:35.000 He's a friend of mine.

00:17:36.000 But he's had a great, long-ass career, man.

00:17:39.000 To me, that's not a sad story.

00:17:41.000 If Darren Till doesn't become champion, that's a sad story.

00:17:44.000 Luke Rockhold's been a world champion at Strikeforce and the UFC. Dude, he's beat some of the very best guys in the world.

00:17:51.000 He's a dime piece.

00:17:52.000 He's fine.

00:17:53.000 He's made his legacy.

00:17:54.000 So, to me, the shame is a guy like Darren Till if he doesn't bounce back.

00:17:58.000 Yeah, maybe, but I think Luke Rockhold really believes that he could get back into the kind of form that he was in when he was world champion.

00:18:07.000 I just don't think he could ever make 185 again, and 205 is a different animal.

00:18:11.000 There are enormous men that are dropping down to 205. And he looked...

00:18:16.000 Like he was carrying weight. 0.85

00:18:18.000 He was jacked. 0.83

00:18:19.000 He was huge. 0.97

00:18:20.000 He looked slow.

00:18:21.000 Yeah, he looked real slow, lethargic.

00:18:23.000 In comparison to how he looked.

00:18:24.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:18:24.000 You've got to think, you've got 20 extra pounds on you.

00:18:27.000 But that's what he walks around at.

00:18:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:29.000 He walks around at that weight.

00:18:30.000 I think he might have put weight on, too, and to cut down a 205 so he could be a big 205. And that might have been part of the problem.

00:18:37.000 205's kind of popping these days.

00:18:39.000 It was a little sad.

00:18:40.000 It was Struggle City about a year ago. 0.76

00:18:41.000 A lot of killers.

00:18:42.000 A lot of killers.

00:18:43.000 But no one that is a real promising threat to Jon Jones. 1.00

00:18:48.000 Santos put on a fucking show. 0.99

00:18:50.000 And blew out with one leg. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Yeah.

00:18:53.000 And I knew his leg was blew out early on.

00:18:55.000 I didn't.

00:18:56.000 And then when they told me he tore his ACL, MCL, everything, I was like, and he still competed like that?

00:19:02.000 I could tell early in the first.

00:19:04.000 He threw something early in the first.

00:19:05.000 You could see his leg go.

00:19:06.000 You said something about it, right?

00:19:09.000 I remember that. 0.93

00:19:10.000 Although I will say this, Santos is bad as fuck, and then before that, Anthony Smith, both amazing fighters. 0.77

00:19:17.000 John's getting a little older. 0.97

00:19:18.000 John's getting a little older, and I think there's a guy, and I think John's the greatest of all time, hands down, no argument.

00:19:22.000 But I think there's starting to be a little chink in his armor, maybe. 1.00

00:19:26.000 You think so?

00:19:27.000 Yeah.

00:19:28.000 Well, with Santos, there was some... 1.00

00:19:30.000 Santos is a fucking savage, man. 1.00

00:19:32.000 Santos is a savage for sure. 1.00

00:19:34.000 And John fought him stand-up for some strange reason. 0.98

00:19:36.000 I was surprised, especially with Santos' fucked-up leg, that John didn't take him down.

00:19:40.000 That performance didn't blow me away by John, by no means. 0.97

00:19:42.000 And Santos had one leg.

00:19:44.000 I didn't understand that performance.

00:19:46.000 I don't know why you didn't take him down.

00:19:47.000 Right. 0.98

00:19:47.000 I felt like John is one of the best wrestlers in the fucking sport. 0.98

00:19:49.000 He took down Daniel Cormier. 0.99

00:19:51.000 He submitted fucking Leo Machida. 0.99

00:19:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:53.000 I mean, Vitor Belfort.

00:19:55.000 Rampage Jackson.

00:19:56.000 Ryan Bader.

00:19:57.000 He's amazing.

00:19:57.000 Yeah, he could take him down.

00:19:59.000 I wonder what was going on there.

00:20:00.000 And the guy's got one knee.

00:20:01.000 I mean, you can't even walk right.

00:20:03.000 The game plan was very strange.

00:20:04.000 But I saw that and went, well, and here's where I was thinking with that is, will John go undefeated?

00:20:10.000 Probably.

00:20:10.000 I bet a good amount of money on that.

00:20:12.000 But there's a guy like, I don't think you can sit on the outside and beat John.

00:20:15.000 Like a Reyes, like a guy who's super technical and long, you're not going to outsmart John on the outside.

00:20:20.000 It's not happening.

00:20:21.000 I think it's going to come from a guy like Johnny Walker who throws like a spinning heel kick and catches John.

00:20:26.000 Johnny Walker's fighting someone good.

00:20:27.000 Who's he fighting?

00:20:28.000 He's fighting your boy who was just on, the wrestler, the black dude. 0.81

00:20:31.000 Oh, Corey Anderson.

00:20:32.000 Corey Anderson. 1.00

00:20:33.000 They were talking shit to each other. 1.00

00:20:34.000 That's a good fight. 1.00

00:20:34.000 That's in New York. 1.00

00:20:35.000 Ooh, that's a good fight.

00:20:37.000 Corey has crazy cardio.

00:20:39.000 That's a great fight.

00:20:40.000 Crazy cardio.

00:20:41.000 Let's see if Johnny Walker's there.

00:20:42.000 Because if you beat Corey Anderson, you're ready to go.

00:20:44.000 You beat him, we're going Sizzler.

00:20:46.000 Yes, yes.

00:20:47.000 Or if Corey beats him, he's going Sizzler.

00:20:49.000 Corey's already there.

00:20:51.000 Corey's already an elite guy.

00:20:52.000 Well, he is an elite guy, but he's not being talked about in terms of a title shot.

00:20:56.000 Because of his style.

00:20:56.000 And that's very frustrating to him.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, but that style is fucking hard to handle, man. 0.97

00:21:00.000 That's It doesn't matter. 0.97

00:21:01.000 They're not in the business of that.

00:21:02.000 But look at Kobe Covington.

00:21:05.000 It's a similar style.

00:21:06.000 Just constant pressure.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.99

00:21:08.000 But he talks a lot of shit Kobe did to get there. 0.98

00:21:11.000 Well, Corey's a really nice guy. 0.99

00:21:15.000 Nice guys finish last, don't they? 1.00

00:21:16.000 Bullshit. 1.00

00:21:17.000 Sometimes they win. 1.00

00:21:18.000 Really?

00:21:18.000 Yes.

00:21:19.000 He can fucking win. 1.00

00:21:20.000 No, he can win for sure. 0.99

00:21:22.000 It's going to take a lot of work, though, to get there.

00:21:26.000 Let's say you have a guy who's like Conor McGregor.

00:21:31.000 He's going to...

00:21:32.000 Catapult to the front before a guy who's super nice.

00:21:34.000 You're talking about good personality.

00:21:35.000 Yes.

00:21:36.000 Catapult.

00:21:37.000 The UFCs can go, rocket ship, go.

00:21:39.000 Isn't that crazy, though, that that's part of the sport?

00:21:41.000 Part of the sport is how much money can you generate because it's not just about how well you perform as a fighter.

00:21:48.000 It's about how many people are interested in you fighting.

00:21:51.000 It's crazy.

00:21:52.000 But that's the nature of the beast, isn't it?

00:21:54.000 Well, that's why I hope that having a guy like Corey on my podcast or you having him on your podcast lets people know what a great guy this is.

00:22:02.000 Like, this is a guy to root for.

00:22:03.000 He's a great guy.

00:22:04.000 I agree. 1.00

00:22:05.000 And he can fight his fucking ass off. 1.00

00:22:06.000 I agree. 0.99

00:22:07.000 But the casuals don't, for whatever reason, they don't gravitate towards it.

00:22:10.000 Well, if he wins, they will.

00:22:11.000 Well, you just got to become undeniable, which he's slowly getting there.

00:22:15.000 Yes, he's slowly getting there. 0.97

00:22:16.000 And he's got one of the best trainers in the fucking world. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Mark Henry is the shit. 1.00

00:22:20.000 The best. 1.00

00:22:21.000 And his camp is fucking fantastic. 0.98

00:22:24.000 It's got Marlon and Frankie. 0.99

00:22:25.000 He'll get a title shot.

00:22:27.000 Yeah, I think so too.

00:22:28.000 You know who's another nice guy? 1.00

00:22:30.000 Bring a fucking lunch. 1.00

00:22:31.000 You better pack a lunch if you're fighting Corey. 1.00

00:22:33.000 But here's where nice guys don't finish last.

00:22:35.000 If the guy they're fighting is down to play the game via DC John Jones.

00:22:40.000 DC's as nice as they come. 0.99

00:22:42.000 Doesn't talk shit. 0.99

00:22:43.000 Him versus Stipe, especially the first fight. 0.99

00:22:45.000 But that sells just off their talents.

00:22:47.000 But if you can get a guy like Jose Aldo, Conor McGregor.

00:22:51.000 Jose's nice as they come. 0.99

00:22:52.000 And you get this fucking Irish tidal wave. 0.99

00:22:55.000 And everyone's like, I'll watch that. 0.99

00:22:56.000 And then Jose Aldo, even though he's one of the greatest...

00:23:00.000 Of all time, at 45, everyone tuned in, and then he kind of took a lot of fans with him.

00:23:05.000 Even though he lost, he was this huge star.

00:23:08.000 That could happen for Corey with Jon Jones.

00:23:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:11.000 Although Jon Jones doesn't really talk shit. 1.00

00:23:13.000 He's just a bad guy outside. 1.00

00:23:14.000 He'll talk shit to DC, though. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Him and DC hate each other. 1.00

00:23:18.000 Yeah, that's interesting.

00:23:19.000 Dude, Jon Jones, DC for the heavyweight title?

00:23:22.000 I think that's the future.

00:23:24.000 You do?

00:23:24.000 If Stipe wins in this fight that's next weekend, I think that Stipe fights Jon Jones as heavyweight and Jon Jones moves up to heavyweight and tries to win the title.

00:23:35.000 And then DC fights Jon Jones for the heavyweight title when Jon's the champion.

00:23:40.000 If John can beat Stipe.

00:23:41.000 Or, if Stipe can beat DC, and then Stipe can beat John Jones, depending on how the fight goes.

00:23:50.000 Look, the bottom line is, DC knocked Stipe senseless.

00:23:55.000 One round.

00:23:56.000 Knocked him out cold.

00:23:57.000 For the title.

00:23:58.000 It wasn't a dominating fight.

00:24:00.000 Doesn't matter.

00:24:00.000 He did knock him out.

00:24:01.000 Doesn't matter.

00:24:02.000 Boom! 0.99

00:24:02.000 Out goes the lights. 0.99

00:24:03.000 He's the champ.

00:24:04.000 I'm with you.

00:24:04.000 100% champ.

00:24:05.000 I'm not cold.

00:24:06.000 If he can beat him again, man, and say, John Jones!

00:24:10.000 He's going too smart. 1.00

00:24:10.000 Get your shit together! 1.00

00:24:11.000 Yeah! 1.00

00:24:12.000 If he does that? 1.00

00:24:13.000 God damn. 0.99

00:24:14.000 Biggest fight in UFC history? 1.00

00:24:15.000 Yes.

00:24:15.000 At heavyweight?

00:24:16.000 It would be enormous.

00:24:17.000 What is this?

00:24:18.000 Pound for pound, Daniel Cormier.

00:24:20.000 Number two, Khabib. 0.97

00:24:21.000 Number three, Jon Jones.

00:24:22.000 Come on.

00:24:22.000 Settle down, folks.

00:24:24.000 Settle down, whoever's doing that.

00:24:25.000 Come on.

00:24:25.000 But also, they fought.

00:24:27.000 Jon Jones beat him twice.

00:24:29.000 He's undefeated. 0.99

00:24:31.000 He's beaten every fucking human being he's ever competed against in real life. 0.99

00:24:36.000 Okay? 1.00

00:24:37.000 Every single one.

00:24:38.000 There's one loss in his career.

00:24:39.000 It's a nonsense loss they're trying to reverse.

00:24:41.000 I 100% support reversing that loss.

00:24:44.000 100%.

00:24:44.000 At the very least, make it a no contest.

00:24:47.000 John dominated that fight, smashed him. 0.96

00:24:50.000 There's no fucking way that's a loss. 0.96

00:24:51.000 If I was the UFC, I'd just mark it as he's undefeated. 0.98

00:24:53.000 Yes.

00:24:54.000 I wouldn't even acknowledge that.

00:24:55.000 He's undefeated.

00:24:55.000 Yeah, I wouldn't even acknowledge that.

00:24:56.000 Fuck your athletic commissions. 1.00

00:24:57.000 Ask Matt Hamill how his night went. 1.00

00:24:59.000 Watch the fight. 1.00

00:25:00.000 Did you see Matt Hamill talk shit to John? 1.00

00:25:02.000 He's talking shit. 1.00

00:25:02.000 Let's have a rematch. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Like, what? 0.99

00:25:04.000 Are you crazy? 1.00

00:25:05.000 Bro. 1.00

00:25:05.000 You want to lose your fucking vision, too? 1.00

00:25:07.000 Dude, what are you doing? 1.00

00:25:07.000 Dude, just. 1.00

00:25:13.000 I'm going to get some shit for that. 0.99

00:25:14.000 Just stop all that. 0.99

00:25:16.000 Hey, dude.

00:25:17.000 Hamill, be cool, though.

00:25:18.000 You don't think?

00:25:19.000 Just be cool.

00:25:20.000 Even John went, come on, bro.

00:25:22.000 He was even mean to him.

00:25:23.000 John just goes, come on, bro.

00:25:25.000 I'm never fighting you.

00:25:25.000 There's not even a conversation about who's the light heavyweight goat.

00:25:28.000 There's no conversation.

00:25:30.000 No, what are we talking about?

00:25:31.000 No, John, any time you talk pound for pound, John's clearly even that.

00:25:35.000 The only one who was challenging for pound for pound was Mighty Mouse.

00:25:38.000 And Mighty Mouse, you know, the caveat was that he never beat anybody like John Jones beat.

00:25:44.000 It wasn't the same caliber of fighter.

00:25:46.000 It wasn't a DC. And then when he lost to Henry Cejudo, he'd go out.

00:25:50.000 And by the way, super close fucking decision loss. 0.98

00:25:53.000 Very close. 0.99

00:25:53.000 Could have gone either way. 0.99

00:25:54.000 Yeah, very close.

00:25:55.000 Could have gone to Mighty Mouse.

00:25:56.000 But loss is a loss.

00:25:57.000 Loss is a loss.

00:25:59.000 It's like, I see Demetrius Johnson and John Jones as being an argument for number one.

00:26:06.000 But after that, there's no argument.

00:26:09.000 And especially in light heavyweight, there's no argument.

00:26:12.000 It's John Jones.

00:26:13.000 Everybody else can go pound sand.

00:26:16.000 There's no one even close. 1.00

00:26:17.000 I think John goes to heavyweight, everybody's fucked, too. 0.95

00:26:20.000 Although, him versus DC at heavyweight is so much more interesting than light heavyweight, because DC knocks dudes out, man. 0.66

00:26:26.000 Right, and John Jones, if he goes up, who knows if he will have the same cardio, who knows if he'll be as fast.

00:26:34.000 There's something about guys going up.

00:26:37.000 Like, look, Luke Rockhold, same story.

00:26:40.000 He goes up to light heavyweight, and he's got all this extra bulk on him now.

00:26:43.000 See, I don't think John's going to go up to like 240. I think he's going to come in at a fucking lean, mean 225, 230. Doesn't cut any weight. 0.84

00:26:52.000 That's what he trains at anyways.

00:26:53.000 I hope so. 0.98

00:26:54.000 And he just fucking does work. 0.98

00:26:56.000 Yeah, maybe he just comes in and looks just like John Jones at light heavyweight. 0.99

00:26:59.000 He just doesn't cut any weight.

00:27:00.000 And that's all, I mean, I don't know about now, but especially back in the day when I was at Jackson's, all he really did is go with heavyweights and ragdoll them.

00:27:08.000 Ragdoll them. 1.00

00:27:08.000 I'll tell you what, when he fought OSP, I talked to Jackson afterwards, and Greg was saying, I don't like the fact that he's been doing all this powerlifting. 1.00

00:27:17.000 And he goes, and I feel like that played a part in this fight.

00:27:20.000 He got so jacked.

00:27:21.000 He did get giant.

00:27:22.000 But I didn't think that.

00:27:24.000 I felt that it was OSP. I feel like OSP rose to the occasion.

00:27:30.000 He's a dangerous guy.

00:27:31.000 He's a super athletic guy.

00:27:33.000 He's big.

00:27:34.000 He's got a powerful left kick.

00:27:35.000 And he's an awkward fighter.

00:27:37.000 OSP fights awkward. 1.00

00:27:38.000 And you fuck up and he catches you with a left hook. 1.00

00:27:40.000 Southpaw explosive. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Impossible to take down typically. 1.00

00:27:43.000 He's a fucking strong guy, man. 0.99

00:27:46.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

00:27:47.000 Maybe we're just not giving these guys enough credit because I think because we think so high of John, whenever it's close, I'm like, ah, John had an off night. 0.95

00:27:54.000 Or maybe these guys are really fucking good. 0.90

00:27:56.000 I think OSP rose to the occasion. 0.98

00:27:58.000 I have a lot of respect for OSP. When I look at that fight, I think OSP fought a great fight.

00:28:03.000 And he fought with a fucking broken arm. 0.99

00:28:05.000 Okay? 1.00

00:28:05.000 He fought the entire last round with a broken arm and never even said a thing about it. 1.00

00:28:10.000 He was fighting with a fucking broken forearm. 1.00

00:28:13.000 He's a beast, man. 1.00

00:28:13.000 He's a beast. 1.00

00:28:14.000 And that's why I think John didn't look so good in that fight.

00:28:16.000 I disagree that he didn't look good because of the weightlifting, but I don't know him the way Greg Jackson knows him.

00:28:23.000 Here's the only caveat to that, and I don't want to open this can of worms.

00:28:26.000 That was also the first time he's been under strict testing.

00:28:28.000 That's what the naysayers would say.

00:28:30.000 Well, that is the first time maybe little Pico wasn't around. 0.95

00:28:35.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:28:36.000 Here's my defense of that, being a Jon Jones dick sucker. 0.99

00:28:40.000 You can fucking fill up anyone who he fights on whatever PDs you want, he's still beating them. 0.99

00:28:45.000 Whatever he's doing, whether he's taking things or not, you could give his freaking opponents... 0.99

00:28:50.000 As much as they want to, they're not beating him. 0.88

00:28:52.000 That's a tough argument, though.

00:28:53.000 You think?

00:28:54.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily true. 0.99

00:28:56.000 You fill up Tiago Santos full of fucking Anadrol 50, he might run right through John Jones. 0.96

00:29:00.000 Talking about that Brazilian acai. 0.99

00:29:02.000 Yeah, you might be right. 0.99

00:29:03.000 He might kick his head off. 1.00

00:29:05.000 He might throw some fucking haymakers. 1.00

00:29:06.000 That Vitor Belfort spinning kick. 1.00

00:29:08.000 Who knows, man?

00:29:09.000 I still think John, he's too smart, too technical.

00:29:12.000 I don't know.

00:29:13.000 I don't either.

00:29:14.000 And we don't have to know.

00:29:15.000 We don't have to know.

00:29:16.000 Because that testing is strict.

00:29:18.000 Yeah.

00:29:19.000 I think I legitimately believe that what he got was through tainted means, and I don't even know if it was supplements.

00:29:26.000 You know, the big theory was that he got cocaine that was laced with creatine.

00:29:30.000 I hope that's the problem.

00:29:31.000 Because cocaine gets cut with creatine. 0.99

00:29:32.000 Apparently, according to someone who I know who really knows their shit, it was... 1.00

00:29:36.000 This is an expert. 0.99

00:29:39.000 He said, this is very common, that when you buy cheap creatine, cheap creatine often has other shit in it because you're buying it from China and from other places that have unscrupulous mixing.

00:29:51.000 Listen, as one of the owners of Onnit, I know that we never had our stuff test positive for steroids, but what we did have is when we looked at the early batches of AlphaBrain, we had it independently tested.

00:30:04.000 When Aubrey and I first Opened on it.

00:30:07.000 We didn't know what the fuck we were doing in terms of we hadn't run a supplement company before and there was a lot of learning to do.

00:30:13.000 And one of the things that we learned was that when you're buying stuff and then you're having stuff mixed, the people that are mixing it, if you don't get the very best people, you're getting people that mix stuff that don't clean out their vats. 0.88

00:30:26.000 So you might get Winstraw in there?

00:30:28.000 You can get anything in there. 0.99

00:30:29.000 That's not shit I want. 0.97

00:30:30.000 We never got steroids in ours, but probably because the stuff we're buying is nootropics, which are just... 0.99

00:30:35.000 Nutrients that enhance brain function.

00:30:38.000 So the people that were selling stuff were selling similar things, vitamins and the like.

00:30:42.000 But we did get our stuff tainted, in a sense, with other nutrients that weren't supposed to be in there.

00:30:48.000 So then we had to do some investigation and then we figured out what the problem was and we adjusted our methods and we changed the people we work with and we did a lot of different things.

00:30:58.000 But if you're buying cheap creatine That's what coke dealers use. 0.98

00:31:03.000 Joe, why is he buying cheap creatine?

00:31:04.000 Are you saying the coke from a shady dude?

00:31:07.000 Yeah, he's buying New Mexico coke.

00:31:09.000 I'm not saying he is.

00:31:10.000 You're a millionaire, dude. 1.00

00:31:12.000 Listen, I've smoked some weed from some fucking shady people. 1.00

00:31:14.000 Preach. 0.99

00:31:15.000 And I'm a millionaire, too.

00:31:16.000 Preach.

00:31:16.000 People bring me some weed.

00:31:17.000 If they're my friend, I'm like, alright, bro.

00:31:19.000 Smoke some weed.

00:31:20.000 You ain't lying.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:21.000 I've ate some weird stuff.

00:31:22.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:31:24.000 Yeah.

00:31:25.000 That's fair.

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:26.000 I don't know if I buy it.

00:31:27.000 I don't investigate everything I eat.

00:31:29.000 No, never.

00:31:30.000 Dave Chappelle gave me some edibles the other day. 0.99

00:31:31.000 I don't know where the fuck they came from. 0.99

00:31:33.000 That's Dave Chappelle, though. 1.00

00:31:33.000 If he's eating it, I'm eating it, bro. 1.00

00:31:34.000 They're in a bag.

00:31:35.000 He probably made it himself.

00:31:36.000 I'm pretty sure he ate mushrooms from a fan the other day.

00:31:39.000 That's so gangster.

00:31:40.000 That's so hardcore.

00:31:42.000 We went to see Once Upon a Time in America at 1 o'clock in the morning.

00:31:45.000 Dave rented out the entire movie theater. 0.99

00:31:48.000 We do this fucking sold-out show in the Tacoma Dome. 0.98

00:31:51.000 We break the all-time attendance record for the Tacoma Dome. 0.99

00:31:54.000 25,000 people.

00:31:56.000 It was madness.

00:31:59.000 We're flying high.

00:32:00.000 It's insane.

00:32:00.000 It was an insane show.

00:32:01.000 Who opens for you guys?

00:32:03.000 Well, it's Ashley Barnhill.

00:32:05.000 She goes on.

00:32:05.000 She does 10 minutes.

00:32:06.000 And then Ian Edwards goes on.

00:32:08.000 Monster. 0.97

00:32:08.000 Murders it. 0.97

00:32:09.000 And then I go on. 1.00

00:32:10.000 Murdered it. 1.00

00:32:11.000 It was a fucking crazy intermission. 0.99

00:32:13.000 There's a DJ. He's got a hype man. 0.99

00:32:15.000 Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. 0.99

00:32:16.000 What?

00:32:16.000 People are getting drinking.

00:32:17.000 Fucking lights and everything. 1.00

00:32:18.000 It's madness. 1.00

00:32:19.000 Okay?

00:32:20.000 Then Donnell Rawlings goes on.

00:32:22.000 It's a show.

00:32:22.000 Murders.

00:32:23.000 Then Dave goes on. 0.96

00:32:25.000 Lights the place on fire.

00:32:27.000 Pisses gasoline on the flames.

00:32:29.000 Then, afterwards, he and I go on stage together.

00:32:32.000 And what do you do together?

00:32:33.000 And we take Q&A with the crowd.

00:32:35.000 Donnell's got a microphone. 0.98

00:32:36.000 He's going into the crowd with 20 fucking 5,000 people. 0.96

00:32:38.000 People are rushing the stage. 0.99

00:32:40.000 It's madness.

00:32:41.000 I mean, madness.

00:32:42.000 What questions did you get? 1.00

00:32:44.000 I'm rich, bitch. 1.00

00:32:46.000 Everyone's drunk. 1.00

00:32:46.000 I'm sure Dave hates that, by the way. 1.00

00:32:47.000 The show is five hours old by the time this is happening.

00:32:51.000 Wow.

00:32:51.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:32:52.000 We go on stage.

00:32:54.000 The show's supposed to start at 8. It probably starts at 8.30.

00:32:57.000 9, 10, 11, 12. The show was at least 3 and a half, 4 hours old by the time it was over.

00:33:04.000 So the show ends like 12, 30-ish.

00:33:07.000 We go immediately from the arena straight to a movie theater that David rented out.

00:33:12.000 We have a private screening of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at 1 o'clock in the morning. 0.99

00:33:17.000 Dave's eating mushrooms that some fucking guy gave him in the crowd. 0.98

00:33:20.000 Did you eat them too? 1.00

00:33:21.000 No!

00:33:22.000 Too smart for that, man.

00:33:24.000 Fool me once, shame on you.

00:33:26.000 Fool me twice, shame on me.

00:33:28.000 Was that us up there?

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 Wow.

00:33:30.000 Bro, it was nuts.

00:33:31.000 It was nuts.

00:33:31.000 Did you like the movie?

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:33.000 Long at 1 in the morning, though.

00:33:34.000 We got out of there at 4.30 in the morning.

00:33:36.000 Then, we get on a jet at 10, we fly to Salt Lake City, and immediately, everybody gets an IV vitamin drip.

00:33:45.000 That Dave set up.

00:33:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:47.000 B12 shots. 1.00

00:33:48.000 These motherfuckers go rock style. 1.00

00:33:51.000 Professional. 1.00

00:33:51.000 Rock star style. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Professional.

00:33:53.000 Dave's got sunglasses on the entire time.

00:33:55.000 The whole crew, he has a posse with him.

00:33:57.000 He brings his own photographer.

00:33:59.000 It was madness.

00:34:00.000 Legend.

00:34:00.000 I was like, okay, I see how you guys are doing it.

00:34:02.000 Oh, by the way, we get picked up at the airport in a tour bus.

00:34:06.000 It takes a tour bus, 10 minutes in a tour bus to the airport, or from the airport to the hotel.

00:34:12.000 And you're flying private, I assume.

00:34:13.000 Why drive around an SUV? We could drive in a fucking tour bus. 1.00

00:34:17.000 That's for fucking... 1.00

00:34:18.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:34:19.000 Wow!

00:34:20.000 It's so much fun.

00:34:20.000 How did this...

00:34:21.000 But this is what I was wondering.

00:34:23.000 So were you and Dave at the store and Dave was like, who asks who?

00:34:26.000 Like you're both titans.

00:34:28.000 Dave called up my...

00:34:30.000 Well, he called up his agent.

00:34:31.000 I want to do a show with Joe Rogan.

00:34:32.000 And then his agent calls up my agent and they call me and I go, I'm in.

00:34:37.000 Let's do it.

00:34:38.000 And then did you guys text after that?

00:34:39.000 Like, yo, it's going down?

00:34:40.000 No!

00:34:41.000 We didn't even text.

00:34:41.000 Wow, all business.

00:34:42.000 It's all business.

00:34:43.000 You just met at the arena.

00:34:44.000 Well, look, I love that guy.

00:34:45.000 You guys know each other and you see each other at the store.

00:34:47.000 Yeah, so...

00:34:47.000 He says, you know, when they say it, I'm like, yeah, let's do it.

00:34:51.000 It sounds like an awesome idea.

00:34:52.000 And I'm free that weekend.

00:34:53.000 Great idea.

00:34:54.000 But it was only like five weeks out.

00:34:56.000 The show sells out in 24 hours.

00:34:58.000 He doesn't have social media.

00:34:59.000 No, but that was the thing is that since he doesn't have social media, and I do, it like magnifies everything. 0.99

00:35:06.000 Because with all the fucking people that I have, 7 million on Instagram and 5 million on Twitter and 2 million on Facebook, it's like all of that shit. 0.99

00:35:13.000 And then the pod... 0.99

00:35:14.000 I don't even think I mentioned it on the podcast.

00:35:15.000 I don't think I heard it.

00:35:16.000 I don't think we had to.

00:35:17.000 You didn't have to.

00:35:18.000 It sold out so quick.

00:35:19.000 Dave does like secret shows that sell out in like 30 seconds.

00:35:22.000 Exactly.

00:35:23.000 Well, he does a lot of clubs and theaters and does whatever he wants.

00:35:27.000 He's a free bird.

00:35:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:29.000 Like, he's free.

00:35:31.000 He just does whatever he wants.

00:35:32.000 He wears his own clothes too.

00:35:34.000 Did you notice that?

00:35:35.000 Isn't that great?

00:35:36.000 Oh, I love it, man. 0.98

00:35:38.000 I fucking love it. 0.99

00:35:39.000 He's living wild, man. 0.99

00:35:41.000 It's beautiful.

00:35:41.000 Are you guys going to do more together?

00:35:42.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

00:35:43.000 We're already scheduling them. 1.00

00:35:44.000 I can't say anything because they're not scheduled.

00:35:45.000 God, it's so cool. 0.97

00:35:46.000 We had a great goddamn time. 0.99

00:35:48.000 Can I tell you what drives me nuts? 0.99

00:35:49.000 What?

00:35:49.000 And this is for any artists out there.

00:35:50.000 Your guys' art.

00:35:51.000 And I text you this.

00:35:53.000 You two...

00:35:54.000 Take this however you want. 1.00

00:35:55.000 You two are fucking legends, man. 1.00

00:35:57.000 For you two to get together and do shows is insane. 1.00

00:36:00.000 And to use... 1.00

00:36:02.000 Like, shit that me or Callan used to promote the shows drove me nuts. 1.00

00:36:07.000 Nah, that's nonsense. 0.99

00:36:08.000 It's not, though, Joe. 0.99

00:36:09.000 For the fans, if you get a dope fucking artist to do something like you and Dave Chappelle, it's not for you. 0.98

00:36:14.000 I'm sure we will. 0.98

00:36:15.000 In the future, we will.

00:36:16.000 Any artist, please, man.

00:36:17.000 They ran off some t-shirts in Salt Lake City. 0.99

00:36:20.000 Just a small batch for the fuck of it. 0.98

00:36:22.000 There's one I sent to Jamie. 0.99

00:36:23.000 It's Jay-Z and Eminem in New York.

00:36:25.000 Like, two tights come together.

00:36:27.000 Aw, man. 1.00

00:36:28.000 When I saw what you guys were posting, I was like, oh, motherfucker. 0.99

00:36:31.000 Yeah, you worry about that too much. 0.99

00:36:32.000 I don't, though.

00:36:33.000 I don't.

00:36:34.000 I'm a fan.

00:36:35.000 I appreciate that.

00:36:36.000 That's a history.

00:36:38.000 Well, we'll iron that out, because we're going to do a gang more of these. 0.99

00:36:41.000 So we'll iron all that shit out. 0.98

00:36:43.000 I'm sure Dave cares, but he doesn't have social media. 0.99

00:36:45.000 No, he doesn't have any social media.

00:36:46.000 He doesn't even pay attention.

00:36:49.000 He's the freest guy I've ever met in terms of not being locked into his phone.

00:36:53.000 He doesn't even look at his phone.

00:36:55.000 He doesn't even have it on him.

00:36:56.000 He's got a phone, but he don't look at it. 0.99

00:36:58.000 He doesn't fuck with it. 1.00

00:36:59.000 He doesn't care. 1.00

00:36:59.000 He makes phone calls. 1.00

00:37:01.000 You know? 0.99

00:37:01.000 It's like, he FaceTimes people and shit. 0.99

00:37:03.000 He's not checking social media at all. 0.97

00:37:05.000 Did you learn anything from him just being around him?

00:37:07.000 Well, that is interesting.

00:37:08.000 Well, this is what I learned.

00:37:10.000 There's levels to everything.

00:37:11.000 And he's on this, like, super celebrity, rock star level that's really weird.

00:37:18.000 It's really weird.

00:37:19.000 But he's so nice.

00:37:21.000 He's so, like, he's so fun to be around.

00:37:24.000 Like, part of why Dave is so funny is because he's fun.

00:37:28.000 When you're around him, it's not like he's serious and then he goes on stage and then he's funny.

00:37:33.000 No. 0.99

00:37:34.000 All day long, it's like legs slapping and looking you in the eyes and fucking cracking and high-fiving. 0.99

00:37:43.000 It's fun, man. 0.99

00:37:44.000 He's a fun dude.

00:37:45.000 But he's also very wise.

00:37:48.000 He's wise in his approach. 1.00

00:37:50.000 For instance, he lives in the middle of Ohio in a fucking farm. 0.99

00:37:55.000 To get away from all the noise? 1.00

00:37:57.000 Yes! 1.00

00:37:57.000 To get away from all the fucking noise, man. 1.00

00:37:59.000 He wants peace and quiet mixed in with these intermittent bouts of madness. 1.00

00:38:04.000 So he has these crazy Radio City Music Hall shows.

00:38:08.000 That's similar to you, though. 0.93

00:38:10.000 You don't live in frickin' LA. No, but eventually I'm gonna move out of California.

00:38:15.000 How dare you?

00:38:16.000 When you're older?

00:38:18.000 No, not that much time.

00:38:19.000 I think pretty soon.

00:38:20.000 No.

00:38:21.000 You mean get a place, but you're still gonna be here. 0.99

00:38:23.000 Be at the store and shit. 0.96

00:38:25.000 I'm gonna eventually move. 0.99

00:38:26.000 What?

00:38:27.000 For good? 1.00

00:38:28.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:38:29.000 I'm gonna keep a place here. 0.99

00:38:31.000 And I'm probably going to still do shows out of this studio.

00:38:34.000 I'll fly in to do them.

00:38:36.000 Like, I'll probably wind up banking them, like doing them in a week, and then taking the rest of the month off.

00:38:42.000 Wow!

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:43.000 I don't want to be here.

00:38:43.000 What about the store?

00:38:44.000 There's too many...

00:38:45.000 Well, I love the store, but, you know, I also love the improv.

00:38:48.000 I've been doing a lot of improv shows.

00:38:49.000 Improv's great.

00:38:50.000 The store's great.

00:38:51.000 Yeah.

00:38:51.000 Ice House is amazing.

00:38:52.000 I'm still going to do shows, but I really think that there's something that's taxing about the volume of people here.

00:38:58.000 Agree.

00:38:59.000 That bothers me.

00:39:00.000 Especially with kids. 0.97

00:39:00.000 Yeah, and when I came back from Italy, you know, I was in Italy for 12 days, when I came back, like the fucking highway, we landed at like 10 o'clock at night, just bumper to bumper on the 405. I was like, this is stupid. 0.97

00:39:14.000 This is a stupid place to live, because I travel so much. 1.00

00:39:17.000 I know. 1.00

00:39:17.000 I mean, I could travel out of Denver. 1.00

00:39:19.000 You know, I could live in Denver and travel out of there. 0.99

00:39:21.000 Denver's crowded as fuck, too, though. 0.99

00:39:22.000 It's not as bad! 1.00

00:39:23.000 25,000 people a month moving there.

00:39:26.000 It's a beast.

00:39:27.000 It's blowing up.

00:39:28.000 It's a lot.

00:39:28.000 Yeah.

00:39:29.000 Maybe Montana.

00:39:30.000 But there's places to live that are more peaceful.

00:39:34.000 Yeah, but are you going to be satisfied not doing sets every night at the store, man?

00:39:39.000 There's no way.

00:39:42.000 Like, your happiness, you know what I'm saying?

00:39:44.000 It's a weird balance, because I hear you.

00:39:46.000 I hear you wear the balance for your family and stuff.

00:39:49.000 But, like, I check off boxes when I go out at night and I can, I see, like, my, I don't, I don't, you're saying, I don't hang out, man.

00:39:57.000 I hang out at the store when I see you there at the improv when I see my friends or this is me hanging out.

00:40:03.000 I check those boxes on that.

00:40:04.000 I don't hang out, man.

00:40:05.000 But I need that for my own sanity.

00:40:08.000 I need it.

00:40:09.000 But I mean, I feel like you can also get that when you tour.

00:40:12.000 You know, you can get that when you go on the weekends.

00:40:14.000 I think I'd have to do more clubs.

00:40:16.000 I can't just do theaters.

00:40:17.000 Because I really feel like it's a numbers thing.

00:40:19.000 Like in terms of, almost like if you're doing cardio.

00:40:22.000 Well, you can't do hard cardio once a week and expect to be in shape.

00:40:26.000 You won't be in shape.

00:40:26.000 You gotta do a bunch.

00:40:27.000 You have to do it many, many times a week.

00:40:29.000 So if you're going to live somewhere other than L.A., I feel like you have to do at least five sets a week.

00:40:35.000 I think that's the magic number.

00:40:36.000 So I think you'd have to do a weekend where you're doing two shows a night, Friday, two shows a night, Saturday, and you'd have to do a weeknight somewhere.

00:40:44.000 Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

00:40:45.000 Yeah, you'd have to do something like that.

00:40:46.000 Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:40:48.000 Or you could open your own club in Montana.

00:40:49.000 Thursday, Friday, Saturday is better than Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Oh, Sunday can suck my dick. 1.00

00:40:54.000 Yeah, Sunday's a whack night. 1.00

00:40:55.000 Sunday, that's the Lord's Day, bro.

00:40:57.000 It's a bummer of a night, right?

00:40:58.000 Everybody's exhausted.

00:40:58.000 Oh, God.

00:40:59.000 I don't do Sundays.

00:41:00.000 Joey Diaz, I think you and Joey Diaz told me never do Sundays.

00:41:04.000 I did it once and I was depressed.

00:41:05.000 But also, then I don't get a day off with my family.

00:41:08.000 Yeah, not good.

00:41:09.000 I don't work Monday nights and then I don't work Sundays.

00:41:11.000 That's my only rule.

00:41:12.000 Those are smart days, yeah.

00:41:14.000 Yeah, I'm the same way with you.

00:41:16.000 Sunday and Monday is how I've been doing it lately.

00:41:18.000 Yeah, and you gotta do that.

00:41:19.000 You gotta have those boundaries where you decide to take nights.

00:41:22.000 I mean, occasionally I'll do a Monday night, but most of the time it's not.

00:41:25.000 Most of the time I take those off.

00:41:27.000 But I think there's a real benefit to not being overrun by the volume of people out here.

00:41:32.000 Is that what, you think that's why Dave, one of the reasons he excels?

00:41:36.000 You guys are similar with that, where you don't, you're not really tuned in with like the masses.

00:41:41.000 Meaning tuned in where you're not glued to your freaking, to Twitter and Instagram.

00:41:45.000 Well, also he's not into going to like red carpet events and getting photographs.

00:41:49.000 Neither are you. 1.00

00:41:49.000 You hate that shit. 1.00

00:41:50.000 Well, I just feel like it's a circle jerk, you know, and everybody's just, you know, it's just weird. 1.00

00:41:55.000 The whole celebrity world is very weird.

00:41:58.000 It's very weird.

00:41:59.000 But I get how people love...

00:42:02.000 When you're famous and then you're around other famous people, they're the only people that think you're normal, you know?

00:42:08.000 They also understand what you're going through.

00:42:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:11.000 But it's...

00:42:12.000 Like, I ran into Jamie Foxx the other night at a steakhouse.

00:42:15.000 Most talented guy in the world.

00:42:16.000 Nicest guy, too.

00:42:17.000 Hands down the most talented guy in the world.

00:42:18.000 But...

00:42:20.000 When I see him, it's like, what's up?

00:42:21.000 What are you doing?

00:42:22.000 What's going on, man?

00:42:23.000 And we're talking and laughing and joking around.

00:42:25.000 I'm like, he's never weirded out.

00:42:28.000 He's so famous.

00:42:30.000 He's like, he probably never gets a chance to be a normal person.

00:42:34.000 Never.

00:42:34.000 Unless he's around other famous people.

00:42:37.000 Where you don't want a picture or an autograph or something.

00:42:40.000 All that movie you did.

00:42:41.000 I'm right, man.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:43.000 I mean, he likes to just hang out and have fun.

00:42:45.000 I wish you'd get him back on the podcast.

00:42:47.000 He wants to do it.

00:42:48.000 We were talking about it.

00:42:48.000 But like a real long form podcast.

00:42:50.000 Last time he was like pushing his sunglasses or some shit. 0.95

00:42:52.000 Oh yeah, that's right. 0.98

00:42:53.000 He had a sunglass deal.

00:42:55.000 He was doing...

00:42:56.000 I don't think he's even doing that anymore.

00:42:57.000 He had a great story.

00:42:58.000 No, I don't think so. 0.99

00:42:58.000 Somebody probably shackled out some fucking... 0.99

00:43:00.000 Serious. 1.00

00:43:01.000 Cheddar.

00:43:02.000 Oh, dude.

00:43:03.000 Serious. 1.00

00:43:03.000 Jamie Foxx and those bullshit sunglasses. 1.00

00:43:06.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:43:07.000 It was him and Jeremy Piven.

00:43:09.000 They were pushing sunglasses?

00:43:10.000 Yeah, it was him and Pippen together.

00:43:12.000 Are those still alive?

00:43:13.000 Are those sunglasses still alive?

00:43:14.000 Is Pippen still alive?

00:43:14.000 No, no.

00:43:15.000 Are those sunglasses?

00:43:16.000 Oh, I don't think...

00:43:16.000 I don't think...

00:43:17.000 No.

00:43:17.000 The answer to all that is no.

00:43:19.000 Yeah.

00:43:20.000 Yeah, the sunglasses kind of, I think, fizzled out.

00:43:22.000 But you got to figure, Jamie Foxx to push sunglasses? 0.99

00:43:24.000 You think he needs money from your fucking sunglass sales? 0.99

00:43:27.000 Right, why did he do that? 1.00

00:43:28.000 They had to pay him fucking... 0.99

00:43:31.000 Did I ever tell you I ran into him at a gas station? 1.00

00:43:33.000 Some guy pulls up in a fucking car that doesn't even look like it's from this planet. 0.99

00:43:38.000 Some strange SUV, some weird fucking, I don't know what it's called, but I looked at it and I was like, what the fuck is that thing? 1.00

00:43:46.000 We're a weird looking thing. 0.99

00:43:49.000 I forget what it's based on. 0.99

00:43:51.000 It's based on the frame of a Jeep Wrangler and they build this insane $500,000 fucking SUV. And the window rolls down. 0.99

00:44:00.000 What's up, Joe?

00:44:01.000 It's Jamie Foxx.

00:44:02.000 I'm like, what are you doing, Jamie?

00:44:04.000 I'm like, what is this?

00:44:05.000 And his friend was selling them.

00:44:07.000 His friend probably gave it to Jamie.

00:44:09.000 For sure.

00:44:10.000 The only way he's sold.

00:44:11.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 I was like, this is the craziest car I've ever seen.

00:44:14.000 It's so weird looking.

00:44:16.000 You know what it is?

00:44:17.000 They're like boxy, right?

00:44:18.000 But then they have squinky little lights.

00:44:20.000 I don't know how to even find it.

00:44:22.000 Yeah.

00:44:23.000 Just Google Jamie Foxx crazy SUV. I got crazy expensive Jeep Wranglers that I got so far.

00:44:29.000 Why I know this, I don't know.

00:44:30.000 But it's Chris Brown drives one of his new video where he dances with the house.

00:44:34.000 Oh, he's got one of them too?

00:44:35.000 Yeah.

00:44:36.000 They're probably giving them away to people.

00:44:37.000 For sure.

00:44:38.000 Resvani tank.

00:44:39.000 Yes.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, let me see what that pitch looks like. 0.99

00:44:42.000 Yeah, they're sick.

00:44:43.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:44:44.000 Give it to Chris Brown.

00:44:45.000 It's in his video.

00:44:46.000 That's it.

00:44:47.000 Yeah, that's it. 1.00

00:44:48.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00

00:44:48.000 That's exactly it. 1.00

00:44:49.000 That thing's so cool.

00:44:50.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:44:51.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:44:52.000 It's nuts. 1.00

00:44:53.000 It's fucking RoboCop. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Look, it's dope, though. 0.99

00:44:56.000 He pulled up.

00:44:57.000 Look, it's got the suicide doors in the back.

00:44:59.000 And the interior is gorgeous.

00:45:01.000 The engine's based off a Jeep Wrangler?

00:45:03.000 I don't know what it is.

00:45:05.000 I don't know what it is.

00:45:06.000 There it is!

00:45:09.000 That's a dope ride, man. 1.00

00:45:10.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:45:12.000 It's really incredible. 1.00

00:45:13.000 But I hear...

00:45:14.000 Now I want one.

00:45:14.000 I mean, they're real expensive, right?

00:45:17.000 This is $150, $180, something like that.

00:45:19.000 Oh, that's not that bad.

00:45:20.000 Not terrible.

00:45:21.000 I thought it was like a half a million.

00:45:22.000 Me too.

00:45:22.000 I thought at least $350.

00:45:24.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:45:25.000 500 horsepower, 180,000. 1.00

00:45:27.000 Sufficient.

00:45:28.000 180. Wow.

00:45:29.000 Isn't it funny that 500 horsepower used to be insanity?

00:45:32.000 Me and my brother were talking about this.

00:45:33.000 My brother's a huge car guy.

00:45:35.000 We were talking about this.

00:45:35.000 And I just got my Ferrari over 800. And...

00:45:41.000 Just that phrase, I just got my Ferrari.

00:45:43.000 Over 800. So ridiculous. 0.95

00:45:45.000 Over 800 horsepower. 0.97

00:45:45.000 So ridiculous. 0.97

00:45:46.000 Here's the thing. 0.99

00:45:47.000 They're going to come out.

00:45:48.000 Well, the TDF, they have a TDF version of mine.

00:45:51.000 They'll only be 600. What's a TDF? It's like the souped-up version of mine.

00:45:57.000 It's the race version. 0.97

00:45:58.000 They only made 600 of them.

00:45:59.000 And that comes stock with like 817 horsepower.

00:46:02.000 But then Ferrari went, cool story, we're coming out with the 812 Superfast V12. TDF. For the Tour de France.

00:46:10.000 But they can't call it the Tour de France. 0.99

00:46:12.000 They have to call it TDF because Tour de France, the fucking bike boys own it. 0.99

00:46:16.000 Did you see that shit where this guy had a super fast and he's apparently a very famous designer and he put his sneakers on the roof of this dope fucking Ferrari that he owns. 0.99

00:46:26.000 He owns this crazy green Ferrari. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Super fast?

00:46:29.000 Yes.

00:46:30.000 It's gorgeous.

00:46:31.000 And he put his sneakers, which are green as well, on the Ferrari.

00:46:34.000 And Ferrari sent him a cease and desist.

00:46:37.000 And they threatened him.

00:46:38.000 This guy, Philipp Plein, lashes out a Ferrari over a cease and desist letter.

00:46:43.000 But look at the photo.

00:46:44.000 He's wearing an alligator jacket.

00:46:46.000 Yeah, of course he is. 1.00

00:46:46.000 What an asshole. 1.00

00:46:47.000 Apparently, I asked my wife, and this guy's a fan. 1.00

00:46:49.000 Look how dope that color is. 1.00

00:46:50.000 I'm not usually into a green car, but that looks fucking amazing. 0.86

00:46:55.000 Porsche makes the GT3 in it. 0.64

00:46:56.000 But that's a metallic, shiny...

00:46:59.000 Yeah, it is.

00:46:59.000 That's a hot electric green.

00:47:01.000 Yeah.

00:47:02.000 See if there's any other pictures of his car.

00:47:03.000 But look at that.

00:47:04.000 He's got these dope sneakers, and they're sitting on his Ferrari.

00:47:06.000 And Ferrari was angry.

00:47:07.000 They were like, you're using our brand or something like that.

00:47:11.000 Oh, because...

00:47:11.000 I'm trying to think.

00:47:12.000 Because he painted green.

00:47:13.000 Are those his shoes?

00:47:14.000 And it's with the Ferrari?

00:47:16.000 Look at what they said.

00:47:17.000 Ferrari's trademarks and model cars are associated in your pictures with a lifestyle totally inconsistent with Ferrari's brand perception in connection with performers making sexual innuendos and using Ferrari cars as props in a manner which is, per se, distasteful.

00:47:37.000 This behavior tarnishes the reputation of Ferrari's brands and causes Ferrari further material damage.

00:47:44.000 In fact, the undesirable connection between Ferrari's trademarks on the one hand and Philippine's line of shoes and the questionable manner in which they're promoted on the other hand is interfering negatively with the rights enjoyed by Ferrari's selected licenses which are exclusively entitled to use Ferrari's trademarks To produce and promote line of shoes, Ferrari brand.

00:48:08.000 That's nonsense.

00:48:08.000 That's why I love Ferrari.

00:48:09.000 Why?

00:48:09.000 Don't they have Ferrari branded shoes?

00:48:11.000 Fuck yeah, they do. 1.00

00:48:12.000 Do they? 1.00

00:48:12.000 They sell more merch than cars. 1.00

00:48:15.000 They make their money off merch.

00:48:16.000 But this guy is a very successful designer.

00:48:20.000 His stuff is very expensive.

00:48:21.000 That's why you gotta love Ferrari.

00:48:23.000 No, you don't. 1.00

00:48:23.000 Get that shit out of here. 1.00

00:48:24.000 No! 1.00

00:48:24.000 Get that shit out of here. 1.00

00:48:25.000 How about you leave it alone? 1.00

00:48:28.000 No, I'm just kidding, dude.

00:48:30.000 No, here's the thing.

00:48:30.000 He probably got allocated the super fast, because you know how Ferrari works.

00:48:33.000 You can't just walk in the store and buy one.

00:48:35.000 So you got allocated one.

00:48:36.000 So he probably owned other V12s.

00:48:38.000 It's a crazy...

00:48:39.000 He's owned Ferraris for 10 years, he said.

00:48:41.000 There you go.

00:48:42.000 So he gets allocated the new ones.

00:48:43.000 So he probably had access to the TDF. Then he got a super fast, and then he painted it green like an asshole, which is a cool color. 0.99

00:48:50.000 No, he can't. 0.99

00:48:51.000 Well, he might have had it paint to show.

00:48:53.000 I don't think Ferrari offers that green.

00:48:56.000 What?

00:48:56.000 No, no way.

00:48:57.000 Really?

00:48:58.000 No.

00:48:58.000 He did that himself.

00:48:59.000 That's why Ferrari's like, Jesus Christ, dude, be cool.

00:49:01.000 Really?

00:49:02.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.000 You don't think Ferrari offers that color?

00:49:04.000 I don't think so.

00:49:05.000 I would doubt it.

00:49:06.000 Have you ever seen another Ferrari?

00:49:08.000 If they did, oh man.

00:49:09.000 I've never seen one of those.

00:49:10.000 He probably paid such a premium for that color because they don't make that color.

00:49:13.000 Well, the only one I've seen in the flesh is yours.

00:49:15.000 I've never seen one of those cars before.

00:49:17.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 Well, I've seen one of them at a dealership.

00:49:22.000 There's only 700 of them in the States.

00:49:25.000 I saw a gray, like that Battleship Gray. 0.99

00:49:29.000 God, it made my dick hard. 0.99

00:49:31.000 Certain cars do, man. 1.00

00:49:33.000 I want so many cars.

00:49:34.000 I know, it's crazy, right?

00:49:36.000 Yeah, man.

00:49:37.000 It's a problem with cars.

00:49:37.000 I'll tell you this, I absolutely love Ferrari.

00:49:40.000 I love Ferrari.

00:49:42.000 There's nothing like a Porsche.

00:49:45.000 In terms of driving?

00:49:48.000 I've had all the cars.

00:49:49.000 There's nothing as far as the driving experience but in the Porsche.

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 No, I agree.

00:49:54.000 I think I have to always have a Porsche.

00:49:55.000 The reason why I still have that 2007 GT3 RS that Sharkworks worked on?

00:49:59.000 That's one of the greatest cars ever, though.

00:50:01.000 Every time I get in there, I get happy.

00:50:02.000 It just feels amazing.

00:50:04.000 It's just...

00:50:04.000 And also...

00:50:07.000 You can feel it. 0.99

00:50:08.000 I want a goddamn manual transmission. 0.99

00:50:10.000 Me too. 0.99

00:50:10.000 That's what I want now. 0.99

00:50:11.000 The Porsche is the last of the Mohicans. 1.00

00:50:12.000 They still don't do it, though, for the GT3 RS, and they still don't do it for the GT2 RS. I wish they did.

00:50:18.000 But you can get it in the GT3 Touring.

00:50:20.000 The GT3 and the GT3 Touring, they'll sell you with a manual transmission.

00:50:24.000 Which is what...

00:50:25.000 Yeah, I want to get one of those.

00:50:26.000 Dude, the new Corvette.

00:50:27.000 Abandon the manual. 0.99

00:50:28.000 I know, but they're fast as fuck. 1.00

00:50:31.000 No, I agree. 0.99

00:50:32.000 I mean, you drive a Tesla.

00:50:34.000 What?

00:50:35.000 But the Corvette, to me, it looks badass.

00:50:38.000 They completely ripped off Ferrari.

00:50:40.000 I mean, come on.

00:50:42.000 It's a mid-engine car.

00:50:43.000 Mid-engine car. 0.99

00:50:44.000 Yeah, but I have a 65 Corvette with a giant hearse shifter with a fucking cue ball. 1.00

00:50:48.000 The cue ball shift, that's the real goddamn shift. 1.00

00:50:51.000 That's America! 0.99

00:50:52.000 I know. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Side pipes, bitch! 1.00

00:50:55.000 I know. 1.00

00:50:56.000 I don't want one of those Corvettes, though.

00:50:57.000 They look cool, but I won't.

00:50:59.000 They look dope, man.

00:50:59.000 When the ZR1 comes out and it goes 0-60 in three milliseconds, you're going to want one.

00:51:04.000 You know what?

00:51:04.000 It's not all about 0-60.

00:51:05.000 I'm not Vin Diesel.

00:51:07.000 I don't live my life one quarter of a mile at a time.

00:51:09.000 Guess who else isn't Vin Diesel?

00:51:11.000 Vin Diesel.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, you're right. 1.00

00:51:13.000 That motherfucker wears sunglasses at night. 1.00

00:51:15.000 Yeah, he does. 1.00

00:51:16.000 Yeah, he does.

00:51:17.000 You know that he's quietly becoming a billionaire from the Fast and Furious franchise?

00:51:21.000 Really?

00:51:21.000 Because he owns it.

00:51:23.000 That's his?

00:51:24.000 Yeah, it's his.

00:51:25.000 So like Universal, the rides and all that, he's quietly becoming a billionaire. 0.99

00:51:28.000 He's probably in a castle somewhere doing Caligula shit. 1.00

00:51:31.000 And fucking dudes. 1.00

00:51:32.000 You think so? 1.00

00:51:33.000 For sure!

00:51:34.000 Really?

00:51:35.000 You don't get those vibes from him?

00:51:36.000 I didn't even think that.

00:51:37.000 When he's in the wife beater, like barbecuing all the time?

00:51:39.000 He's barbecuing?

00:51:40.000 Yeah, in Passive Beers.

00:51:42.000 I do too, but in a beater?

00:51:45.000 I have to wear a wife beater, but my wife yells at me. 1.00

00:51:47.000 She doesn't let me wear those.

00:51:49.000 I can go shirtless.

00:51:51.000 Rightfully so.

00:51:52.000 Rightfully so.

00:51:55.000 If I have a wife beat her on, she'll start making fun of me. 1.00

00:51:58.000 That's fair, man.

00:51:59.000 It's so old school.

00:52:00.000 Do you remember that video?

00:52:02.000 What's he doing? 1.00

00:52:02.000 Butt fucking? 1.00

00:52:03.000 He's singing the Beyonce song five years ago. 1.00

00:52:06.000 What's going on with his pants?

00:52:07.000 Why are they so low?

00:52:09.000 I'm not going to show up, but this went viral.

00:52:11.000 You've got to show Joe, though.

00:52:13.000 Drunk in love.

00:52:14.000 Yeah, he starts singing Beyonce song.

00:52:15.000 What is he doing?

00:52:16.000 Yeah, this is the longest.

00:52:17.000 Three minutes.

00:52:18.000 He made it himself.

00:52:19.000 And we can't play this?

00:52:20.000 Well, the song will get it.

00:52:21.000 They can hear the audio, though.

00:52:23.000 This is unnecessary.

00:52:24.000 Just the dancing is unnecessary.

00:52:25.000 But dude, he's celebrating his movie and went, I don't know, platinum or some shit like that.

00:52:29.000 So he does Drunk in Love.

00:52:31.000 He does a cover of him singing. 0.72

00:52:32.000 Okay, kill this before. 0.96

00:52:33.000 Can you hear it? 0.98

00:52:35.000 Listen, I'm on Team Rock.

00:52:36.000 Dude, you do not live your life one quarter mile at a time if you're doing this, bro.

00:52:41.000 I'm on Team The Rock all day, every day.

00:52:44.000 Even The Rock don't get along, right?

00:52:46.000 They hate each other.

00:52:48.000 What do you think happened there?

00:52:49.000 I heard Rock was a big diva on set.

00:52:51.000 Rock is a big diva?

00:52:52.000 That's what I heard.

00:52:53.000 From who?

00:52:55.000 People.

00:52:55.000 What'd you hear?

00:52:56.000 That were on the set. 0.90

00:52:57.000 Just that, you know, The Rock sometimes shows up late and there's trailers and he wanted the biggest trailer and obviously Vin Diesel, you know, he's Mr. fucking Fast and Furious. 0.75

00:53:07.000 Who knows who's right?

00:53:08.000 Listen, he just did Beyonce cover, so I don't know.

00:53:11.000 Sixteen rules. 1.00

00:53:13.000 Let's kill that. 0.99

00:53:14.000 I'm also Team Rock here as well. 0.97

00:53:16.000 Sixteen rules the cast of Fast and Furious have to follow on set.

00:53:18.000 What?

00:53:18.000 There's rules?

00:53:20.000 Certain guys can't get hit a certain amount of times.

00:53:22.000 They have to win fights in certain ways.

00:53:24.000 What?

00:53:25.000 You know the Rock?

00:53:26.000 That's not a good version.

00:53:27.000 Go back to that.

00:53:28.000 Just go back to it.

00:53:29.000 I was reading that.

00:53:30.000 I know, but this isn't the best version.

00:53:31.000 They have to go to racing school in Las Vegas?

00:53:33.000 That makes sense, though.

00:53:34.000 That does make sense.

00:53:34.000 Fast and Furious.

00:53:35.000 Yeah.

00:53:36.000 But, you know, The Rock and Vin Diesel couldn't be on set at the same time.

00:53:39.000 They hate each other so bad.

00:53:40.000 Really?

00:53:40.000 They had to shoot different scenes and, like, shoot it so it looked like someone was there.

00:53:44.000 They hate each other so much.

00:53:45.000 Didn't The Rock gotten a big thing with Tyrese, too, right?

00:53:50.000 Ah, Tyrese was just flipping out because, like, all he has is Fast and Furious.

00:53:54.000 Really?

00:53:54.000 So that when The Rock did a spinoff, he's like, how dare you?

00:53:57.000 We're a family.

00:53:58.000 The Rock was like, no, we're not. 1.00

00:54:01.000 They gave me a spinoff, dumbass. 0.99

00:54:02.000 But remember when The Rock was shitting on his music? 1.00

00:54:05.000 That was fantastic. 0.98

00:54:06.000 Oh, lit.

00:54:07.000 Because Rock is so positive.

00:54:08.000 Tyrese Gibson reignites fast feud with Dwayne Johnson calls spinoff Hobson Shaw's not a win.

00:54:14.000 Look at Tyrese crying in that video.

00:54:16.000 Why is he crying?

00:54:17.000 He went crazy.

00:54:17.000 He went crazy for a shot.

00:54:18.000 Why is he crying?

00:54:19.000 This is all I've got?

00:54:20.000 And he asked Will Smith for money.

00:54:22.000 That's what he's mad about?

00:54:23.000 Why did he ask Will Smith for money?

00:54:24.000 I don't know.

00:54:25.000 I think he fell in hard times.

00:54:26.000 This is making me sad.

00:54:26.000 Yeah.

00:54:27.000 The video.

00:54:27.000 Here's the thing.

00:54:28.000 People lose their mind, man.

00:54:30.000 The actors, really.

00:54:31.000 They lose their mind.

00:54:31.000 Because you're pretending to be someone else all the time?

00:54:34.000 Yes.

00:54:34.000 Except for The Rock.

00:54:35.000 Not good for you.

00:54:35.000 That guy, you know what he does?

00:54:36.000 He just goes to the gym.

00:54:37.000 The Rock?

00:54:38.000 With two hours sleep.

00:54:39.000 A lot of steroids.

00:54:40.000 You think?

00:54:42.000 Joe.

00:54:42.000 Do you really?

00:54:43.000 You think he's getting big like that from cocaine again?

00:54:47.000 Cocaine again?

00:54:48.000 He used to do cocaine?

00:54:49.000 No, I'm saying the Jon Jones thing.

00:54:50.000 But I'm just saying...

00:54:52.000 Me and Bert Kreiser were talking about this.

00:54:56.000 I think Bert's going to make a bit of it, but...

00:54:59.000 When you see The Rock, you know how it is working out.

00:55:02.000 Two hours of sleep.

00:55:03.000 For sure, he's doing that stuff, man.

00:55:05.000 He's grinding.

00:55:06.000 He's on private jets.

00:55:07.000 He is loaded on performance-enhancing drugs, dude.

00:55:11.000 You think so?

00:55:12.000 His body is pulsing, as your boy the Golden Snitch would say.

00:55:17.000 Boy, I don't know.

00:55:17.000 I'm not sure.

00:55:19.000 I don't know, bro.

00:55:20.000 I don't know what you're saying.

00:55:21.000 I don't know, bro.

00:55:23.000 Jason Statham and The Rock refuse to lose fights against one another.

00:55:26.000 Jason Statham.

00:55:27.000 Come on, bro.

00:55:28.000 Jason, settle down.

00:55:29.000 How about you really fight and then that determines what happens?

00:55:32.000 Yeah.

00:55:33.000 You weigh 170 pounds.

00:55:35.000 He used to be an Olympic swimmer, you know that? 1.00

00:55:36.000 He's a bad motherfucker, though, Jason Statham. 0.99

00:55:38.000 But The Rock is an enormous human. 0.99

00:55:41.000 How are they the same height there?

00:55:42.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:55:43.000 That is strange.

00:55:44.000 Is he on a box?

00:55:45.000 Good.

00:55:46.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:55:47.000 Okay, egocentric demands are nothing new.

00:55:51.000 First of all, we don't know if this is true.

00:55:53.000 And this is The Guardian, which is kind of a nonsense website.

00:55:56.000 So let's just stop reading this.

00:55:57.000 It's interesting, though.

00:55:58.000 And you know it's also probably true.

00:56:01.000 Behind the movie series told The Wall Street Journal, Paywall, that actors including Jason Statham, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and Vin Diesel have contracts demanding that limit the amount of punishment their characters take in fights. 0.97

00:56:12.000 Because they don't want to look like bitches. 1.00

00:56:13.000 Oh, good lord! 1.00

00:56:14.000 You imagine telling your agent that?

00:56:16.000 I'm down to do it, man.

00:56:17.000 I read through the script.

00:56:18.000 When he punches me in the face, I'm not going down, bro.

00:56:21.000 I'm not doing it.

00:56:22.000 You imagine doing that?

00:56:23.000 Oh, God.

00:56:24.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

00:56:25.000 Think if your group of friends were around, and you're like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:56:27.000 What's up, James? 0.98

00:56:29.000 Diesel's sister reported to have been present on set asking if her brother was going to get his licks back in.

00:56:35.000 Well, that could...

00:56:36.000 She'd been joking around. 1.00

00:56:37.000 My sister might say that, too, if she saw me in a movie, get my ass kicked. 1.00

00:56:41.000 You're going to go fuck him up? 1.00

00:56:42.000 We'd be laughing together. 1.00

00:56:43.000 I'd slap her in the face. 0.99

00:56:46.000 Can I get my legs back in? 1.00

00:56:47.000 Well, you know it's fake, bitch. 1.00

00:56:48.000 Like, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:56:49.000 I'm also making $100 million.

00:56:51.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:56:52.000 You could whoop my ass every scene for that money. 1.00

00:56:54.000 It's funny when a movie franchise just gets bananas huge like that. 0.99

00:57:00.000 Just so big.

00:57:01.000 And Vin Diesel's like, yeah, cool, man.

00:57:03.000 But he's always doing a million things at once.

00:57:06.000 Is he or is he just doing fast?

00:57:08.000 What else is he doing, bro?

00:57:09.000 Well, he's got a television show.

00:57:12.000 No!

00:57:12.000 Yes, he does.

00:57:13.000 Vin Diesel?

00:57:13.000 Yeah, like a game show, Fear Factor type television show.

00:57:18.000 He is always doing something.

00:57:21.000 He's also doing Jumanji.

00:57:22.000 He did a new Jumanji one.

00:57:23.000 Are you talking about The Rock?

00:57:24.000 Oh, The Rock.

00:57:24.000 You're talking about The Rock.

00:57:26.000 What'd you say Vin Diesel?

00:57:26.000 Vin Diesel.

00:57:27.000 All he does is...

00:57:28.000 Vin Diesel goes, I'm getting on Fast and Furious.

00:57:30.000 I make a billion dollars.

00:57:31.000 Did I say Vin Diesel or The Rock?

00:57:32.000 You said Vin Diesel.

00:57:33.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:57:34.000 I'm drunk.

00:57:34.000 Unless he's fixing the rides at Universal Studios.

00:57:36.000 The Rock is always doing a million different things at once.

00:57:39.000 Always.

00:57:40.000 He's got Ballers on HBO. He's got that TV show that he does, which is like some crazy fucking Fear Factor type deal. 0.97

00:57:48.000 He's got Jumanji. 0.92

00:57:49.000 He's always filming a million different shows at the same time.

00:57:51.000 No, he's doing a thousand movies.

00:57:52.000 Here's the thing.

00:57:52.000 How does he do that?

00:57:53.000 Again, to my point, a lot of steroids, a lot of performance and drugs, and I'm all about it.

00:57:59.000 I have no problem with this.

00:58:00.000 But let's tell the kids like it is.

00:58:02.000 Like, I thought Arnold was...

00:58:03.000 I was like, man, hopefully I can get there one day if I keep being in the gym.

00:58:05.000 I wish my dad would be like, uh-uh.

00:58:07.000 It's never happening.

00:58:08.000 Not happening. 1.00

00:58:08.000 We gotta inject some shit in your ass. 1.00

00:58:10.000 Forgot that Vin Diesel is in the Avengers. 1.00

00:58:12.000 What?

00:58:13.000 What?

00:58:13.000 He's Groot.

00:58:15.000 Oh! 0.60

00:58:17.000 He's the voice of Groot.

00:58:18.000 Guardians of the Galaxy.

00:58:19.000 Probably takes him 30 minutes to do that.

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 Um...

00:58:25.000 You know what else?

00:58:25.000 That vitamin drip that I did with Chappelle?

00:58:28.000 That opened my eyes.

00:58:29.000 I've never done one of those things before.

00:58:29.000 You've never done IV? IV vitamin drip?

00:58:31.000 I swear by him, brother.

00:58:32.000 I swear by him.

00:58:33.000 I did a bag and a half and I was ready to run through a wall.

00:58:35.000 I had three hours sleep.

00:58:36.000 They'll come to your house.

00:58:37.000 Yeah, they'll come anywhere.

00:58:38.000 Yeah.

00:58:38.000 They came to our hotel room.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, I get them at the crib all the time.

00:58:41.000 Do you really?

00:58:41.000 Because my girl's pregnant again.

00:58:42.000 We have another one coming in November.

00:58:44.000 And for the nausea, we get IVs.

00:58:47.000 It works?

00:58:48.000 Oh, dude.

00:58:49.000 Dude.

00:58:49.000 Night and day.

00:58:50.000 It's amazing for pumping you up.

00:58:53.000 Not too tired.

00:58:53.000 In that time in Vegas I had to get it?

00:58:55.000 You had a show there and I showed up wasted, I think.

00:59:00.000 Like the New Year's Eve UFC. I had to wake up and I had to get it.

00:59:04.000 You felt so much better?

00:59:06.000 20 minutes.

00:59:07.000 I was good to go.

00:59:08.000 It was crazy.

00:59:08.000 You know what's crazy to me?

00:59:09.000 The UFC doesn't allow...

00:59:12.000 You feel so good.

00:59:13.000 Well, it's because you can mask the use of performance-enhancing drugs. 1.00

00:59:16.000 Fucking haters, bro. 1.00

00:59:18.000 God. 1.00

00:59:19.000 Speaking of performance-enhancing drugs, let's talk about the cyborg situation.

00:59:23.000 I knew you were going to go there.

00:59:24.000 As soon as I said that, oh, he's going to bring up cyborg.

00:59:26.000 How about that?

00:59:27.000 See Dana go hard in the paint? 0.99

00:59:29.000 You know what?

00:59:29.000 I like when he goes hard in the paint.

00:59:31.000 He's the only guy...

00:59:31.000 Listen, say what you want about Dana, and I do like it.

00:59:36.000 We always say, can you imagine if another commissioner did this or another owner did this?

00:59:39.000 But I do like when he does spit the...

00:59:42.000 Because what he's saying is the truth. 0.99

00:59:43.000 Sometimes he's on one, and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:59:46.000 You're screwing these guys over? 0.99

00:59:47.000 Then sometimes, with the Cyborg thing, when you send that to me, I'm like, I agree with him 100%.

00:59:51.000 I love when he does that. 0.99

00:59:52.000 Well, they fucked up. 1.00

00:59:53.000 And they really fucked up. 1.00

00:59:54.000 They mean Cyborg's team. 0.99

00:59:56.000 Cyborg's team. 1.00

00:59:56.000 Whoever did it, whether it's her boyfriend or whoever it was that edited that video, that lied and put words in his mouth, is so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:00:06.000 You don't think that they're going to do something about that? 1.00

01:00:09.000 You're out of your goddamn mind. 0.99

01:00:10.000 When they edited that video to say that whenever I'm talking in public, I'm not telling the truth, which is not what he said at all, and then they have it edit and cut right there? 1.00

01:00:18.000 Well, I'll tell you this right now.

01:00:20.000 Dana's too smart. 1.00

01:00:21.000 Let's say he thinks that.

01:00:24.000 You think he would say that in a public forum to Cyborg when they're face-to-face like that?

01:00:30.000 You don't think you realize there's cameras around?

01:00:32.000 No.

01:00:32.000 He's way too smart for that.

01:00:33.000 So A, I'm like, well, he's not that dumb. 1.00

01:00:36.000 B, that video, you can tell it's so full of shit. 1.00

01:00:39.000 Same thing happened with me and Nate Diaz had our confrontation. 1.00

01:00:42.000 I didn't say any of that stuff.

01:00:43.000 Someone made that all up.

01:00:45.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:45.000 Well, what also they did was they were bringing back shit that happened five years ago. 0.99

01:00:51.000 And Cyborg was saying she wanted an apology from me. 0.96

01:00:54.000 And I don't think it was that she wanted an apology from me.

01:00:56.000 I think it was her boyfriend or someone on the team.

01:00:58.000 I apologized to her.

01:01:00.000 Me and her.

01:01:01.000 No one around.

01:01:02.000 Face to face.

01:01:04.000 And I took a photo with her afterwards.

01:01:06.000 There's a photo of me and her on my Instagram.

01:01:09.000 You were just like, hey, me and my guys were goofing around.

01:01:11.000 She started fighting in the UFC. She hadn't fought in the UFC before. 0.95

01:01:14.000 And I said, hey, I'm sorry about the jokes.

01:01:16.000 I promise no more jokes.

01:01:18.000 And I said, I am actually a fan of yours.

01:01:20.000 And I want you to succeed in the UFC. And I wish you the best of luck.

01:01:24.000 I go, no hard feelings.

01:01:25.000 She goes, no, those jokes kind of hurt my feelings.

01:01:28.000 And I said, I'm sorry.

01:01:29.000 I go, I promise no more jokes.

01:01:30.000 I gave her a hug and we took a picture together.

01:01:33.000 And that was, when was that?

01:01:35.000 2017. Here's the only time where I'm like, God damn, man, is her kids getting bullied at school because of the comments. 0.98

01:01:42.000 I didn't know she had a kid. 0.99

01:01:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:44.000 How many kids did she have?

01:01:45.000 She has one daughter, I think, in like fourth grade.

01:01:48.000 And she goes, because of the narrative that the UFC's painted, right or wrong, I get it from the UFC side.

01:01:54.000 It doesn't mean it's right.

01:01:55.000 What narrative? 0.98

01:01:56.000 That she's this heel, she's this monster, PEDs, right? 1.00

01:02:00.000 Yeah, but that's because she tested positive. 0.97

01:02:02.000 Once?

01:02:03.000 We don't talk about Jon Jones.

01:02:04.000 He's tested positive more than once.

01:02:06.000 First of all, Jon Jones got tested positive for this tiny amount of something that Probably came from a tainted supplement.

01:02:14.000 She tested positive for a serious steroid.

01:02:17.000 A woman taking a steroid is different than a man taking a steroid. 0.95

01:02:23.000 I'm with you.

01:02:23.000 Take out female male, which is tough to do here.

01:02:26.000 There's been people who have tested positive before where that's not their narrative.

01:02:29.000 Brock Lesnar.

01:02:31.000 Yeah, but it is Brock Lesnar's narrative.

01:02:33.000 It's also Alistair Overeem's narrative.

01:02:35.000 Is it?

01:02:35.000 Was it Vitor Belfort?

01:02:37.000 Is it Vitor?

01:02:38.000 TRT Vitor?

01:02:39.000 The UFC doesn't tell you that, though.

01:02:40.000 But you and I do.

01:02:41.000 The fans do.

01:02:42.000 They're not marketing the fact that Starboard was taking steroids.

01:02:46.000 No, they market her into this kind of heel role, though. 1.00

01:02:49.000 Where if you know her, she's awesome.

01:02:51.000 But no, they market her as a destroyer, which she is in her career. 1.00

01:02:54.000 The scary destroyer, but also in a good way. 0.99

01:02:57.000 Look, if you look at her fights, you look at the fight with, look, when it gets dark is when you go back to the non-testing days, like the Gina Carano fight, when she had veins coming out of her face, and she looked like a fucking murderer. 0.74

01:03:09.000 And Gina Carano, this is my argument for, I don't mean to interrupt you, but Gina Carano, A, the hottest Chica to have her fight in MMA. B, fought Cyborg when she was juiced to the gills. 1.00

01:03:18.000 Did pretty well.

01:03:19.000 Did pretty well.

01:03:20.000 Go back to the match.

01:03:21.000 She did pretty well.

01:03:22.000 Shout out to Gina Carano. 1.00

01:03:23.000 Eventually got beaten down.

01:03:25.000 And there's a picture of Cyborg holding Gina's face and punching her.

01:03:30.000 And you see the black fingernails.

01:03:33.000 And she's got this mean look in her face.

01:03:35.000 And she's punching Gina in the face. 1.00

01:03:37.000 Bring that shit up, Jamie. 1.00

01:03:38.000 You ever seen that picture? 1.00

01:03:39.000 I've never seen it.

01:03:40.000 Dude, it's one of those pictures.

01:03:42.000 It was the demise.

01:03:44.000 No, no, no.

01:03:45.000 It's a standing photo of Cyborg punching.

01:03:48.000 Oh, is it that one?

01:03:49.000 Yeah, right there.

01:03:50.000 Right there.

01:03:51.000 No, no, no.

01:03:52.000 Far left.

01:03:52.000 Go left.

01:03:53.000 Go left.

01:03:53.000 One above that.

01:03:54.000 One above that.

01:03:55.000 Right there.

01:03:55.000 Bam.

01:03:56.000 That's the photo.

01:03:57.000 Jesus Christ.

01:03:57.000 But look at the black fingernails.

01:03:58.000 Wait, how can she grab her face like that and punch her? 1.00

01:04:00.000 Jesus Christ. 0.88

01:04:00.000 Well, it's the end of the fight. 0.88

01:04:02.000 I mean, she's already beaten her down. 0.72

01:04:03.000 But, I mean, she's holding her face with those black fingernails and just crushing Gina's head. 1.00

01:04:09.000 She beat the shit out of her. 0.97

01:04:10.000 But Gina was a beast, man, and she hung in there as long as she could, but the consensus was that Cyborg was juiced up in that fight. 0.97

01:04:18.000 Well, in that one, right, you mark it as Beauty and the Beast, right?

01:04:20.000 That's just the way it is.

01:04:21.000 Gina's a gorgeous individual. 1.00

01:04:24.000 Cyborg...

01:04:25.000 Not so much when it comes to the looks department.

01:04:30.000 So I get that market at Beauty and the Beast.

01:04:32.000 I had Kyla Harrison on.

01:04:34.000 You know who that is?

01:04:35.000 The PFL. She's a two-time gold medalist.

01:04:39.000 It's Kayla, right?

01:04:40.000 Kayla Harrison, yeah. 0.55

01:04:41.000 Monster.

01:04:42.000 And she's in the PFL, and she's in the tournament there, and she wants to fight Cyborg.

01:04:48.000 Yeah, well there's a lot of people that are wanting to fight.

01:04:50.000 She definitely wants, right?

01:04:51.000 Undefeated, gold medalist.

01:04:52.000 And I was talking to her about why does she think that kind of cyborg has gone down this road in her career? 1.00

01:04:59.000 And then I pitched her on, you know, if I'm the UFC, this might be completely fucking wrong, I don't know, but this is how I would do it and this is what they're doing is what I think.

01:05:08.000 But if I'm the UFC, as nice as a person cyborg is, there's no other girl walking this planet that looks like cyborg, really.

01:05:16.000 Because maybe PDs, to your point.

01:05:18.000 Well, wait a minute.

01:05:19.000 When you say maybe, like most likely.

01:05:21.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:05:21.000 I'm trying to be cool.

01:05:22.000 I'm trying to be nice.

01:05:23.000 I know you're trying to be nice.

01:05:23.000 There's a lot of girls that look like Paige Van Zandt.

01:05:26.000 There's a lot of girls like Paige Van Zandt or Ronda Rousey or Misha Tate.

01:05:30.000 So they're going to push those girls more because that's what people can relate to more than a girl like Cyborg.

01:05:37.000 And I don't think I'm saying anything no one has assumed already.

01:05:41.000 And I like Cyborg the nice person.

01:05:44.000 And I don't think Cyborg is a bad person. 0.98

01:05:45.000 I think her management and the way they've handled things have completely fucked her. 0.95

01:05:50.000 And I think her going to battle with the UFC was the worst thing. 0.99

01:05:53.000 And it's not her.

01:05:53.000 I don't think it's her either.

01:05:54.000 And I think she is a nice person.

01:05:56.000 And every time I've ever met her...

01:05:57.000 Interacted with her.

01:05:58.000 And look, even that last fight.

01:06:00.000 And that was the thing with the Spencer fight.

01:06:02.000 Like, that people were saying that, oh, you guys, it was biased commentary.

01:06:06.000 No, it wasn't.

01:06:07.000 That girl survived.

01:06:08.000 That girl survived the onslaught.

01:06:10.000 See, that's not impressive to me.

01:06:12.000 You're the greatest commentator of all time.

01:06:13.000 It was her 8th pro fight.

01:06:14.000 But still, there were some 10-8 rounds. 0.79

01:06:17.000 Cyborg beat the fuck out of her, dude. 0.99

01:06:19.000 That fight wasn't close. 0.96

01:06:21.000 No, no, no.

01:06:21.000 It wasn't close.

01:06:22.000 But the narrative was how tough she was.

01:06:23.000 I'm like, Cyborg's beating the ragdoll on this girl. 1.00

01:06:26.000 And she cut Cyborg's face wide open.

01:06:28.000 With one elbow.

01:06:29.000 Yes. 1.00

01:06:30.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

01:06:31.000 She got beat up the rest of the fight. 1.00

01:06:32.000 There's 10, 8 rounds.

01:06:33.000 The idea was that she was going to run through that girl, and she didn't. 1.00

01:06:36.000 That girl was tough as shit. 1.00

01:06:37.000 It wasn't a competitive fight. 0.99

01:06:39.000 Well, she doesn't have striking that is on the level of... 1.00

01:06:43.000 She doesn't have power to keep Cyborg off her. 0.99

01:06:45.000 She just doesn't.

01:06:46.000 Cyborg lit her up like a Christmas tree.

01:06:48.000 She did.

01:06:48.000 Though there was 10, 8 rounds, and I was like, oh, that fight's not even close.

01:06:51.000 No, it's not good.

01:06:51.000 I feel you guys, because it's the Jon Jones thing.

01:06:54.000 When you go into a fight, it's like when Jon doesn't destroy someone, you're talking about the other guy.

01:06:59.000 And with Cyborg 2, you expect just to murk this guy.

01:07:02.000 Well, Tiago Santos was way closer.

01:07:03.000 I mean, that was a way closer fight.

01:07:05.000 Tiago Santos was a one-point fight.

01:07:06.000 He won some rounds.

01:07:07.000 Well, it was a split decision.

01:07:09.000 For sure.

01:07:10.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:07:10.000 One judge thought that Tiago won the fight.

01:07:13.000 I don't agree with that judge, but that's how close that fight was. 0.97

01:07:17.000 There was no one that thought that Spencer won that fight after it was over, but it was amazing that she was able to endure the fucking beating that Cyborg put on her. 0.97

01:07:25.000 It was incredible. 0.98

01:07:25.000 It was a tough girl. 0.98

01:07:26.000 Not in the same league.

01:07:28.000 It was one of those fights where no one's clamoring for that fight in the first place.

01:07:34.000 Who was asking for that fight?

01:07:36.000 Not me.

01:07:36.000 Other than her.

01:07:37.000 Yeah.

01:07:38.000 I'm excited for the fight card next week in Anaheim because the cards...

01:07:43.000 I don't know if you agree with this. 0.99

01:07:45.000 The cards up to this point have been dog shit. 1.00

01:07:47.000 The main events have been good, but other than that, they've been dog shit. 1.00

01:07:50.000 But I think they're doing on purpose. 0.98

01:07:51.000 There's so many fights.

01:07:51.000 There's so many.

01:07:52.000 The main events have been great.

01:07:54.000 Other than that, they've been awful cards.

01:07:55.000 So then Anaheim is going to be amazing.

01:07:58.000 Who else fought this past weekend?

01:07:59.000 I looked at the card.

01:08:01.000 I don't know what to tell you.

01:08:02.000 What was the other fights in the undercard?

01:08:03.000 There were some good fights in the undercard.

01:08:04.000 Jim Miller, Diego Sanchez.

01:08:06.000 Jim Miller and Clay Guido was wild. 0.99

01:08:07.000 Jim Miller and Clay Guido was fucking wild. 0.99

01:08:09.000 That was wild. 0.98

01:08:11.000 But in terms of title implications, yeah, this is the big one this weekend.

01:08:16.000 Because this weekend you got Yoel Romero versus Paulo Costa.

01:08:19.000 Next weekend, right?

01:08:20.000 Yoel Romero versus Paulo Costa, which is best body contest of all time.

01:08:25.000 First team all diamonds.

01:08:26.000 Yeah, amazing fight too. 0.99

01:08:28.000 I mean, Costa is just on a fucking rampage. 0.98

01:08:30.000 I bet the going snitch is just like, fellas? 0.99

01:08:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:34.000 Fellas? 1.00

01:08:35.000 You know the deal. 0.89

01:08:36.000 Yoel is the freak of all freaks. 0.99

01:08:38.000 You know, I mean, he is the freak. 0.98

01:08:39.000 Host is no punk either with that body.

01:08:41.000 No, both of them. 0.99

01:08:42.000 Both of them are beasts.

01:08:43.000 That's an amazing fight as long as it lasts.

01:08:45.000 And you got Stipe DC, which to me is so interesting.

01:08:47.000 You know what?

01:08:48.000 It wasn't that interesting to me until I came on her a few months ago and you were talking about it. 0.90

01:08:52.000 And I'm like, that is a really good fucking fight because if you go back and watch the first fight with Stipe and DC, DC wasn't dominating and then clipped him. 0.62

01:09:02.000 You know, and Stipe's had time. 1.00

01:09:04.000 Stipe's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:09:05.000 Like, that's a really good fight, man. 1.00

01:09:07.000 I don't like the long layoff for Stipe, but it's a good fight.

01:09:09.000 I like it.

01:09:09.000 I don't like it.

01:09:10.000 The reason why I like it is he was coming off of that fucking crazy war with Francis Ngana where he took some big shots, particularly in the first round. 0.91

01:09:17.000 How impressive is that now that we know what Francis is capable of? 0.97

01:09:20.000 Yeah, and Francis knocks everybody dead.

01:09:22.000 And Stipe's the only guy not just to survive Francis, but to beat him.

01:09:26.000 He figured it out like a champion, got him to the ground, neutralized all his weapons and beat him.

01:09:32.000 I think Francis for Stipe would be different this time.

01:09:36.000 I think Francis made leaps and bound improvements to his grappling.

01:09:40.000 I think so too.

01:09:40.000 And confidence.

01:09:41.000 And he's not so rock star, reckless lifestyle, and his ego's in check. 0.99

01:09:47.000 Like, you sit and talk to him, like, oh, fuck, this guy's tuned in, man. 0.98

01:09:51.000 Yeah, I mean, it's, look, and he knows what's at stake now with Daniel. 0.99

01:09:55.000 You know, and Daniel knows, too.

01:09:57.000 I mean, Daniel's treating it like he's about to fight the greatest heavyweight of all time.

01:10:00.000 You know, that's his approach.

01:10:01.000 I mean, that's what he said to me behind the scenes.

01:10:04.000 But he just thinks he's better in every way.

01:10:06.000 And he thinks he's going to beat him again.

01:10:08.000 And Stipe thinks he just got clipped with that one punch.

01:10:10.000 If he doesn't get clipped with that one punch, he wins that fight.

01:10:13.000 You know what?

01:10:14.000 I'll take both arguments.

01:10:15.000 Yeah.

01:10:15.000 You're right.

01:10:16.000 You're right.

01:10:16.000 Let's see what happens, man.

01:10:17.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

01:10:18.000 It's such a great fight. 0.99

01:10:19.000 It's an amazing, amazing fight.

01:10:20.000 And then you got Pettis versus Nate Diaz.

01:10:22.000 That's at 170, right?

01:10:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:24.000 That's interesting.

01:10:25.000 Look, Nate doesn't want to cut any weight.

01:10:27.000 And Pettis just knocked out Wonderboy. 1.00

01:10:29.000 So he's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:10:30.000 Let's do this. 0.99

01:10:30.000 Pettis' last fight was against Tony Ferguson, right? 0.99

01:10:34.000 Wonderboy.

01:10:34.000 Was it Wonderboy?

01:10:35.000 Yeah, knocked out Wonderboy.

01:10:37.000 Tony Ferguson was before that.

01:10:38.000 Tony Ferguson was at 55. That's right.

01:10:41.000 And Pettis' first fight at 70. I mean, look, man, when you've been starving yourself, you get to 45 and 55, and then finally you fight at 170 and you knock Wonderboy out with a Superman punch.

01:10:52.000 Insane.

01:10:52.000 You've got to think, hey, maybe this is my weight class.

01:10:56.000 And the only question with Nate Diaz, and I would assume Nate Diaz, or I'm sorry, Anthony Pettis is the favorite, because Nate Diaz ended up fighting a hot fucking second.

01:11:03.000 I don't think he is the favorite.

01:11:04.000 I bet Nate's the favorite.

01:11:05.000 I bet Anthony Pettis is the favorite.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, let's check.

01:11:07.000 Let's check in terms of...

01:11:09.000 You think Diaz would be the favorite in that?

01:11:10.000 I don't think so, dude.

01:11:11.000 With the leg kicks from Anthony Pettis?

01:11:12.000 Well, I think gambling.

01:11:14.000 Oh, I think Pettis is the favorite.

01:11:16.000 Okay, maybe you might think Pettis is the favorite in terms of the way you view the fight.

01:11:20.000 But when you think about favorites, favorites depend upon who's betting for who.

01:11:24.000 And I think there's going to be a shit ton of people betting on Nate Diaz.

01:11:26.000 Nate Diaz has an army behind him.

01:11:28.000 Yeah.

01:11:28.000 He's a huge star.

01:11:30.000 He's one of the least, he's like the worst promoted superstar.

01:11:36.000 Him and his brother.

01:11:37.000 Him and his brother.

01:11:38.000 They could have made giant stars.

01:11:39.000 That's my favorite.

01:11:40.000 Minus 125?

01:11:42.000 Minus 125. Nate's even money and Pettis' minus 130. As of today.

01:11:46.000 We'll see what happens.

01:11:47.000 It's just because of the layoff.

01:11:49.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:11:51.000 You're probably right.

01:11:51.000 The money, because Nate Diaz is so famous, the money's going to go his way.

01:11:55.000 What else is on the card?

01:11:56.000 Pull the rest of the card up so we can see the rest of the card.

01:11:59.000 It's a great card, even on top of that.

01:12:02.000 What else we got here?

01:12:03.000 Boy, Derek Brunson's fighting.

01:12:06.000 I mean, he gets a little dicey after those top three, but I feel you.

01:12:08.000 But there's probably more in the ESPN card.

01:12:10.000 Let's see what else you got with the ESPN card.

01:12:12.000 Yeah.

01:12:13.000 Oh, my boy, Corey Sandahagen.

01:12:15.000 I'm telling you, man.

01:12:16.000 Versus Assuncao.

01:12:17.000 That's great.

01:12:17.000 For him, he beats him.

01:12:20.000 See, to me, when I talk about guys who are gatekeepers, I don't believe in the term gatekeeper.

01:12:25.000 We're like, oh, you get the top ten.

01:12:26.000 The guy's in the twilight of his career.

01:12:28.000 To me, gatekeepers, you beat him, you get title shot.

01:12:31.000 Yeah.

01:12:31.000 Asuncao's that guy.

01:12:32.000 If you beat him, you've got to fight one or the champ.

01:12:35.000 Number one or champ.

01:12:36.000 And that's where Sandhagen's right at.

01:12:38.000 What did you think about Marlon Marais submitting Asuncao?

01:12:42.000 I mean, that was pretty crazy.

01:12:44.000 Amazing.

01:12:44.000 But then how much did you learn from Marlon Marais' last fight where he lost, where he kind of got broke, man?

01:12:51.000 I thought...

01:12:52.000 I wonder what was happening there.

01:12:53.000 I wonder if it's stress of the fight, if that's what made him fatigued.

01:12:57.000 Here's what you've got to pay attention to, is when Mark Henry, who's to me the best coach in MMA, him or Faraz, when he's in the corner, and he must have seen a trainer or something, because he goes, think about your mom.

01:13:11.000 Don't give up. 0.99

01:13:11.000 Think about your fucking mom, what took you to come here. 0.99

01:13:13.000 When a coach has to pull out that fucking yellow card... 1.00

01:13:18.000 After the first round, he's thinking, yeah, that's why I'm like, oh, he's quit in practice before. 0.99

01:13:25.000 Now, Mark, text me if I'm wrong, but I assume that he's seen some sort of quit in him in practice.

01:13:30.000 When you've got to think about your mom after the first round?

01:13:36.000 You go 0-100?

01:13:37.000 Think about your mom's a rough one. 1.00

01:13:38.000 That means he saw something that he's seen in practice before and went, oh fuck, there it is. 0.99

01:13:42.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:13:42.000 Dude, remember, think about your fucking mom what it took to get here. 1.00

01:13:45.000 It still didn't work. 0.99

01:13:48.000 The crazy thing is, if you saw that first round, you thought Marlon Marais is the best fighter in the world.

01:13:53.000 Yeah.

01:13:53.000 You're like, my God, Cejudo doesn't even belong in here with him.

01:13:55.000 I thought he was so screwed. 0.99

01:13:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:57.000 I'm like, Cejudo's fucked. 1.00

01:13:58.000 How good is Cejudo? 1.00

01:13:59.000 He's getting his legs destroyed.

01:14:01.000 He had an injury?

01:14:03.000 Unstoppable belief in himself.

01:14:05.000 Unstoppable.

01:14:06.000 He just believes in himself past reality.

01:14:09.000 He's arguing right now that he's pound for pound best in the world because gold medalist, then two-division champion.

01:14:14.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.000 You got some work to do, though.

01:14:16.000 Mighty Mouse says, hold my little beer.

01:14:18.000 Yeah.

01:14:18.000 I beat a shitload of dudes.

01:14:20.000 Hold my little beer? 0.91

01:14:20.000 They're tiny. 0.91

01:14:21.000 They're tiny.

01:14:22.000 You know this.

01:14:23.000 They're tiny.

01:14:23.000 Like one of those little...

01:14:25.000 Little fucking Diet Coke cans. 1.00

01:14:27.000 Yeah, those little things. 1.00

01:14:27.000 Those little tiny baby ones you get when you go to a kid's party. 1.00

01:14:31.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99

01:14:32.000 It's not a good argument in terms of him being the best of all time, but in terms of being one of the greatest combat sport athletes of all time, for sure. 0.99

01:14:40.000 Olympic gold medalist and then UFC champion in two different weight classes. 0.99

01:14:46.000 I mean, fuck. 0.96

01:14:47.000 But the thing about that Kayla Harrison, who's a two-time gold medalist, if she were able to get a championship or in PFL, come over to the UFC, two gold medals? 1.00

01:14:59.000 That's nuts, dude.

01:15:00.000 Sure, but she will not be fighting the same caliber of fighters that Henry Cejudo fought.

01:15:05.000 No, that's just where the females are at right now. 1.00

01:15:08.000 That's just where they're at.

01:15:08.000 Unless she fights Valentina Shevchenko or Amanda Nunes.

01:15:12.000 She trains with Amanda.

01:15:13.000 And Amanda's going to retire by the time she gets to UFC. Amanda Nunes and Valentina Shevchenko are as good as any fucking male fighter on the planet. 0.98

01:15:21.000 Especially Valentina. 0.98

01:15:22.000 They're striking, for sure.

01:15:23.000 Valentina is so technical. 0.80

01:15:24.000 She's an assassin. 1.00

01:15:26.000 She's so technical.

01:15:27.000 What's Amanda Nunes do now? 1.00

01:15:29.000 Because her cyborg was a fight.

01:15:30.000 I still think they make the cyborg fight, by the way.

01:15:32.000 They absolutely can make that cyborg fight. 0.99

01:15:33.000 Don't you think Dana's going to do it?

01:15:34.000 Well, he said that he would do it.

01:15:35.000 He was like, I'll do it. 0.99

01:15:36.000 Fucking call me. 0.99

01:15:37.000 He said, I offered her a one-fight contract. 1.00

01:15:38.000 If she wants to do it, she can do it.

01:15:39.000 But she does not want to fight Amanda Nunes.

01:15:41.000 Look, Dana's smart. 1.00

01:15:42.000 All that shit that he said. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Oh, he knows it's going to get back to her. 1.00

01:15:44.000 She calls me up right now and she says she wants to fight Amanda Nunes. 1.00

01:15:47.000 I'll make the fight.

01:15:48.000 He goes, but she's not going to do it.

01:15:50.000 So he said, if she calls me up, I will make the fight.

01:15:54.000 Putting the ball in her court.

01:15:55.000 Yes.

01:15:55.000 The only reason it's not going to happen is because of you.

01:15:58.000 Look, she's got to be devastated by that video. 0.89

01:16:01.000 Whoever made that video, I don't know who it is.

01:16:03.000 You don't know who it is.

01:16:04.000 I don't.

01:16:04.000 But it wasn't her.

01:16:05.000 No. 1.00

01:16:05.000 She didn't make that stupid fucking video. 1.00

01:16:06.000 No, she can barely tweet. 1.00

01:16:07.000 What are we talking about?

01:16:08.000 She doesn't tweet.

01:16:09.000 Her boyfriend tweets for her.

01:16:10.000 It's so exhausting.

01:16:11.000 It's just complaining nonstop.

01:16:12.000 It's so obvious.

01:16:13.000 But it's so obvious it's not her, too. 1.00

01:16:15.000 It's so dumb. 0.96

01:16:16.000 And then she'll post on, like, Sunday, like, hey, everybody, what's your favorite ice cream flavor? 1.00

01:16:20.000 I just want to tweet her to go, fuck you. 1.00

01:16:22.000 How about that? 1.00

01:16:23.000 My favorite flavor is eat shit. 1.00

01:16:24.000 Yeah, it's Anadrol 50. That's my favorite flavor. 1.00

01:16:28.000 The whole thing is fucking, the whole thing is ridiculous. 1.00

01:16:31.000 Like, you can't have your boyfriend. 1.00

01:16:33.000 Whatever, stack the rocks on.

01:16:34.000 It's my favorite.

01:16:35.000 Yeah, how about piss test that guy?

01:16:38.000 Come out green. 0.98

01:16:39.000 Just pissing like a ninja turtle.

01:16:42.000 It's like radiator fluid. 1.00

01:16:45.000 The fuck is in you, bro? 1.00

01:16:46.000 Lime green like the Ferrari? 1.00

01:16:48.000 Man, when we were kids, there was no 50-year-old action heroes.

01:16:51.000 They didn't look like that.

01:16:52.000 No. 1.00

01:16:52.000 How the fuck do you look like that? 1.00

01:16:54.000 Look at Sylvester Stallone these days, dude. 1.00

01:16:57.000 I do a horrible Sven Schloen impression in my bed.

01:16:59.000 What is he doing now?

01:17:00.000 He's doing something. 0.99

01:17:01.000 Isn't he rewriting fucking Rocky 9 or some shit? 0.99

01:17:05.000 I think he's doing a TV show with like Dolph Lundgren. 0.99

01:17:08.000 They're doing a TV show together.

01:17:09.000 Dude, you gotta appreciate the hustle, man.

01:17:10.000 What is he, 70-something?

01:17:11.000 He's a thousand years old.

01:17:13.000 He's still swinging for the bleachers. 1.00

01:17:15.000 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Like an Italian sausage. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Myself and Bob O. Productions are so proud to announce this incredible new show called The Internationale!

01:17:24.000 It's going to be fantastic.

01:17:26.000 Working with my old hard-punching friend Dolph fans.

01:17:29.000 My hard-punching friend.

01:17:31.000 His Instagram is Dolph Fans.

01:17:34.000 How weird.

01:17:35.000 Dolph underscore fans.

01:17:38.000 They're working on a new TV series together and we can't wait.

01:17:42.000 Who said that?

01:17:43.000 I can definitely wait.

01:17:44.000 Hard path for your boy here.

01:17:46.000 Hard path.

01:17:47.000 The action stars are collaborating again.

01:17:50.000 Dude, they just don't give it up, do they?

01:17:51.000 I will say this, though. 0.99

01:17:52.000 That motherfucker with the Rockies, even the newer ones, like Creed and stuff, he's doing well. 0.99

01:17:58.000 Or did you see the escape with him and Arnold? 0.99

01:18:01.000 They're both like 100 years old.

01:18:02.000 I didn't see that. 0.99

01:18:02.000 Oh, it's fucking good. 0.99

01:18:03.000 They both got beards. 1.00

01:18:04.000 It's fucking good, man. 1.00

01:18:06.000 Really? 0.99

01:18:06.000 It's a good movie? 0.99

01:18:07.000 Dude, they don't miss.

01:18:08.000 When they make movies...

01:18:08.000 Now, that's going to be terrible.

01:18:10.000 But their movies are fucking... 0.99

01:18:12.000 Why is that going to be terrible? 1.00

01:18:13.000 Come on! 0.61

01:18:14.000 Dolph Lundgren?

01:18:15.000 They've done the third one, I think.

01:18:17.000 Or maybe fourth.

01:18:17.000 This is escape number five!

01:18:20.000 The extraction!

01:18:23.000 He's still jacked.

01:18:24.000 Look at him.

01:18:25.000 Look at his forearms.

01:18:26.000 Hey, remember when he got...

01:18:27.000 This has those forearms!

01:18:28.000 Oh, dude.

01:18:29.000 Have you seen his Instagram?

01:18:30.000 He's shredded, man.

01:18:31.000 Let me see some recent pictures of him. 1.00

01:18:32.000 He's fucking jacked. 0.99

01:18:35.000 I wish I could do the impression. 1.00

01:18:37.000 Go to his Instagram.

01:18:38.000 Did you see when he got caught in Australia, though?

01:18:41.000 Bam, son.

01:18:42.000 Oh, his daughter is a smoke show. 1.00

01:18:44.000 She's of age, dude.

01:18:45.000 Be cool.

01:18:45.000 Jack!

01:18:47.000 Jacked.

01:18:48.000 Jacked.

01:18:48.000 Look at these weird drawing lines on it, like someone accidentally drew the screenshot thing on it and didn't take it off before they posted it.

01:18:54.000 What is that?

01:18:55.000 He can't see.

01:18:56.000 He's 90, so he didn't know, bro.

01:18:59.000 He probably posted himself and can't see what he wrote on it.

01:19:02.000 Is that good?

01:19:03.000 He probably signed it. 1.00

01:19:04.000 He thought he was autographing his own fucking Instagram. 1.00

01:19:07.000 Take a look at this. 0.99

01:19:08.000 Is it good?

01:19:11.000 Let me see some photos of him where he's like...

01:19:14.000 Go to the one where he's walking an alligator at his daughter's birthday party.

01:19:19.000 There it is, far right.

01:19:22.000 It's awkward.

01:19:22.000 He's stiff.

01:19:24.000 You know how you said I was stiff?

01:19:25.000 He's so stiff.

01:19:26.000 Like physically stiff?

01:19:28.000 ...my dog out for a walk, and I don't even use the leash.

01:19:31.000 But then again, I have my friend here.

01:19:34.000 He's got a porcupine and an alligator at his house.

01:19:39.000 Oh yeah, he looks a little awkward moving.

01:19:44.000 But you gotta think, all those years of lifting weights and he broke his neck when he was filming The Expendables. 0.99

01:19:49.000 He's got bolts and shit on his neck. 0.99

01:19:51.000 You ever see it? 1.00

01:19:52.000 Bro, he's got his neck fused.

01:19:54.000 Like, several of his discs blew out filming The Expendables. 0.99

01:19:57.000 You're fucking right, Diddy, because you're 90 jumping out of planes and shit, dude. 0.99

01:20:00.000 No, someone threw him into a wall. 0.99

01:20:02.000 He was doing his own stunts.

01:20:04.000 He's a thousand years old.

01:20:06.000 Someone threw him into a wall. 1.00

01:20:07.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:08.000 But there's never been a guy as old as him that literally pulls off doing, like, when he smashes somebody in a movie, you're not going, no way. 1.00

01:20:16.000 It's not like when Bob Barker beat up Adam Sandler and Happy Gilmore. 0.99

01:20:20.000 The price is wrong, bitch. 1.00

01:20:22.000 It's not like that. 1.00

01:20:23.000 It's like a guy fucking a guy up. 0.98

01:20:26.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.99

01:20:26.000 Like, you buy it. 0.99

01:20:27.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.57

01:20:28.000 He's still jacked. 1.00

01:20:29.000 Like, he'll still fuck people up. 1.00

01:20:31.000 Hell yeah, he will. 0.99

01:20:32.000 Yeah.

01:20:34.000 No, he's a legend, man.

01:20:35.000 Why are you smiling at that? 1.00

01:20:38.000 He's just doing the damn thing. 0.99

01:20:40.000 How long can he do it, though? 1.00

01:20:41.000 Will you buy it when he's 90? 0.99

01:20:43.000 Is he still going to be able to fuck people up when he's 90? 1.00

01:20:45.000 Clint Eastwood's doing the damn thing. 1.00

01:20:47.000 That's true. 0.99

01:20:47.000 However, he owes me fucking $7.99 for renting the Mule. 0.99

01:20:50.000 That was a piece of shit. 1.00

01:20:51.000 Well, he's 94, directing, starring in his own movie. 1.00

01:20:55.000 It's not good.

01:20:55.000 It's tough.

01:20:56.000 It's just boring.

01:20:57.000 It's him driving down the highway.

01:20:59.000 That's it?

01:21:00.000 That's it!

01:21:01.000 Wasn't he supposed to be a drug mule in that movie?

01:21:03.000 Isn't that what the... 0.99

01:21:03.000 Yeah, the best part is, though, he gets to the cartel and then they just have these smoke shows fuck his brains out. 0.99

01:21:08.000 Fuck his brains out? 1.00

01:21:09.000 Yeah, and he's like 90. Really? 1.00

01:21:10.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.

01:21:11.000 He probably wrote that in.

01:21:12.000 Yeah, he was like, uh...

01:21:13.000 Well, yeah, he wrote and directed it. 1.00

01:21:14.000 It's really important that I fuck. 1.00

01:21:16.000 Dude, he's 90. At least, right? 1.00

01:21:18.000 I think he's 92, right?

01:21:20.000 He's killing it.

01:21:21.000 And he still bangs out?

01:21:23.000 Well, he wrote it in the script.

01:21:25.000 He got divorced.

01:21:27.000 I want freedom.

01:21:28.000 He has a bunch of kids, man.

01:21:29.000 He's got a bunch of kids.

01:21:30.000 I've had one of his sons on, Scott.

01:21:32.000 I know.

01:21:33.000 Nice guy.

01:21:33.000 Looks like him, too.

01:21:34.000 Looks like a young Clint Eastwood.

01:21:35.000 He does look like him.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:36.000 You gotta imagine if Clint Eastwood's your dad, not around a lot.

01:21:39.000 Probably not teaching how to play catch and shit. 0.99

01:21:41.000 He's starring fucking whatever the movie he's doing. 1.00

01:21:43.000 Yeah, that's the problem. 1.00

01:21:45.000 Yeah.

01:21:46.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 I mean, when you're doing movies, too, you're off for months.

01:21:49.000 Months and months at a time.

01:21:51.000 And I don't know.

01:21:52.000 It's just me calculating in my head.

01:21:54.000 I know how busy I am.

01:21:55.000 But then you look at the rock schedule.

01:21:57.000 Yeah.

01:21:57.000 Dude, go home!

01:21:59.000 Well, he probably brings his family with him.

01:22:00.000 Does he?

01:22:01.000 I mean, I would imagine you'd have him.

01:22:03.000 Does he?

01:22:03.000 I don't know.

01:22:04.000 I don't know.

01:22:05.000 I don't know either.

01:22:06.000 How do you not?

01:22:07.000 I mean, you know...

01:22:08.000 You're the rock.

01:22:09.000 Yeah.

01:22:10.000 You're the rock.

01:22:11.000 I couldn't do it.

01:22:12.000 I would need my kids to be with me.

01:22:14.000 Oh, I would die.

01:22:14.000 If I'm on the road longer than four days, I'd die.

01:22:18.000 I don't do well.

01:22:19.000 When I did the only two movies that I've ever done, the Kevin James movies, the Here Comes the Boom, I brought my family with me.

01:22:25.000 I'm like, I'm not doing this.

01:22:28.000 How long was it?

01:22:29.000 Two weeks.

01:22:30.000 Three weeks?

01:22:30.000 Something like that?

01:22:31.000 I can't do it, man.

01:22:32.000 Too long.

01:22:32.000 Yeah.

01:22:33.000 It's my third whiskey, by the way. 0.99

01:22:34.000 Yeah, it's just the fucking sadness and the solemnness. 0.99

01:22:39.000 Dude, being by yourself? 1.00

01:22:41.000 FaceTiming your family.

01:22:42.000 It's like, ugh.

01:22:43.000 Oh, when my son goes, Daddy, where are you?

01:22:45.000 I'm trying to describe it.

01:22:46.000 He's like, what?

01:22:47.000 I miss you.

01:22:48.000 Yeah, those little voices.

01:22:49.000 I miss you so much.

01:22:50.000 Oh, man.

01:22:51.000 Oh, boy.

01:22:52.000 Can't do it.

01:22:52.000 I gotta get back.

01:22:53.000 That's why I only do weekends.

01:22:55.000 When I go on the road, I do weekends.

01:22:57.000 Yeah, you're at a level now where it's perfect, man.

01:22:59.000 That's hashtag goals as kids.

01:23:01.000 Hashtag inspo is when you can do one or two huge shows a month so you're not missing stuff at home.

01:23:09.000 I was thinking about this.

01:23:10.000 Oh, go ahead.

01:23:10.000 No, go ahead.

01:23:10.000 You were thinking about this?

01:23:13.000 When my son starts playing sports, I don't want to miss a game.

01:23:16.000 But when I'm on the road, Thursday, I'm going to have to figure it out.

01:23:19.000 Hopefully, by the time he starts doing that, I'm at a level where I don't have to do so many shows every week.

01:23:24.000 I don't know.

01:23:25.000 I'm trying to figure it out.

01:23:27.000 I couldn't sleep the other night thinking about it.

01:23:29.000 You know, there's another thing, too, when you think about it.

01:23:31.000 When do you retire?

01:23:33.000 Do you want to be George Carlin and die in a hotel room somewhere?

01:23:38.000 You know better than me, Joe.

01:23:39.000 You tell me, brother.

01:23:39.000 I don't know.

01:23:40.000 I'm thinking about it because I'm older than you, too.

01:23:42.000 I'm going to be 52 in August.

01:23:44.000 But you've never been better.

01:23:45.000 I know.

01:23:46.000 That's the problem.

01:23:47.000 Experience is the name of the game.

01:23:49.000 You've never been better.

01:23:50.000 It's experience, but it's also focus, discipline, enthusiasm.

01:23:57.000 All those things haven't waned.

01:23:58.000 But you're also not out of touch.

01:24:00.000 You ever see some old comedians?

01:24:02.000 I don't say names, but I see them do stand up like, Oh, bro. 0.99

01:24:05.000 Open up fucking Twitter. 1.00

01:24:08.000 You're talking about fucking Jersey Shore. 1.00

01:24:11.000 That show hasn't been relevant in seven years, dumbass. 1.00

01:24:15.000 Or they're just not current, you know? 0.99

01:24:17.000 They have no idea.

01:24:18.000 I think...

01:24:19.000 Look, stand-up comedy is a constant pursuit.

01:24:22.000 I took a couple days off from this weekend, right?

01:24:26.000 I did this weekend...

01:24:27.000 With Chappelle, I took Sunday and Monday off.

01:24:31.000 And then Tuesday, I got to get back on the horse again.

01:24:34.000 And you got to really get back on the horse.

01:24:35.000 You got to go over the notes.

01:24:36.000 You can't half-ass it.

01:24:37.000 You got to really prepare.

01:24:39.000 And you've been doing it for how long?

01:24:40.000 Forever!

01:24:41.000 Forever.

01:24:41.000 You got to come out guns blazing every time.

01:24:44.000 And then, you know, obviously I'm gearing up for this weekend.

01:24:46.000 I got a sold-out show at an arena in Portland on Friday night.

01:24:50.000 You're at arenas, bro.

01:24:52.000 Arenas.

01:24:53.000 Arenas.

01:24:53.000 I'm playing where basketball teams play.

01:24:58.000 I'm just talking shit. 0.99

01:25:00.000 It's so cool. 0.99

01:25:01.000 Is Ian going with you for this one?

01:25:03.000 Yeah, and Allie.

01:25:04.000 Allie McCoskey.

01:25:05.000 She's great.

01:25:05.000 Love Allie.

01:25:06.000 Love Allie. 0.95

01:25:07.000 She's a monster. 1.00

01:25:08.000 She's like 22. I love watching her get better. 0.69

01:25:10.000 She's so smart.

01:25:12.000 She's a beast, man. 0.97

01:25:13.000 She works hard. 0.93

01:25:14.000 She works hard.

01:25:15.000 She was with me last night at the Improv.

01:25:16.000 She's with me tonight at the Ice House.

01:25:18.000 She grinds. 1.00

01:25:19.000 Kids always grinding.

01:25:21.000 Dude, Derek Poston is my feature, and he's been with me for a while.

01:25:25.000 He's a comedy store.

01:25:27.000 He's hilarious.

01:25:27.000 He's great.

01:25:28.000 He's from Memphis, and we did shows in Nashville, and his parents came to the show. 0.99

01:25:32.000 A, his dad was white as fuck, so I was a little confused, and his mom was super dark. 0.99

01:25:36.000 That's whatever, but I was just like, how's this happen? 0.99

01:25:39.000 I felt like a proud dad telling them how good he's doing.

01:25:43.000 I started tearing up like, this guy, man.

01:25:46.000 The dad was like, alright, man, be cool.

01:25:47.000 He's got real potential. 0.67

01:25:50.000 I'm talking killer, Joe.

01:25:52.000 There's guys, friends of ours that are comedians, who brought Derek on the road and he crushed so hard, they don't bring him anymore.

01:26:00.000 When they told him, you're coming with me, bro.

01:26:02.000 That's how I met him.

01:26:03.000 You're coming with me.

01:26:04.000 That's hilarious.

01:26:05.000 He's been doing comedy like three years.

01:26:08.000 I think he's been doing six or seven.

01:26:10.000 Really?

01:26:11.000 But I mean, there's a small amount of time for you to be scared of him. 0.92

01:26:14.000 Yeah, he's a monster, man.

01:26:15.000 Well, you know, that's nice. 0.98

01:26:17.000 We need more.

01:26:19.000 I'm a big encourager of young comedians.

01:26:22.000 We need more.

01:26:22.000 We need as many as we can.

01:26:24.000 You know what's really funny?

01:26:25.000 I had work with me at the improv the other night.

01:26:27.000 It's Jimmy O. Yang.

01:26:29.000 Oh, he's amazing!

01:26:31.000 Oh, I worked with him at the comedy store, rather.

01:26:34.000 I saw him at the improv, and then I had him come and do a set.

01:26:36.000 Yeah, I brought him up.

01:26:37.000 I went after him at the improv, and I was like, he destroyed all seven people.

01:26:42.000 Funny dude, too.

01:26:43.000 Yeah, he's amazing.

01:26:44.000 Right.

01:26:45.000 He's a really good guy too.

01:26:46.000 And funny off stage.

01:26:46.000 Just a fun dude.

01:26:48.000 He was so funny.

01:26:48.000 We were at the improv and we're chilling in the back talking.

01:26:52.000 And this random Asian dude comes up to me and goes, Are you Chinese?

01:26:56.000 And he goes, No, I'm actually not. 1.00

01:26:58.000 And he goes through this whole Asian thing and the guy goes, I fucking hate that man. 0.99

01:27:03.000 He goes, Asian people, dude. 0.99

01:27:05.000 It was so funny.

01:27:07.000 What nationality is Jimmy?

01:27:08.000 I think he's Korean.

01:27:09.000 I think. 0.95

01:27:10.000 Jimmy, don't kill me. 0.68

01:27:11.000 I think he's Korean. 1.00

01:27:13.000 Fuck this up. 1.00

01:27:14.000 I hope not. 1.00

01:27:14.000 I got a bunch of Asian people that work for me. 1.00

01:27:16.000 I mess it up all the time.

01:27:17.000 Do you think Asian people do that with white people?

01:27:19.000 Like, are you Portuguese?

01:27:21.000 I don't think so.

01:27:22.000 It's pretty obvious, right?

01:27:23.000 Are you Polish?

01:27:23.000 Pretty obvious.

01:27:24.000 Are you Polish?

01:27:25.000 Are you Swedish?

01:27:26.000 What are you?

01:27:27.000 Never.

01:27:28.000 There you go. 0.92

01:27:28.000 Oh, you're white. 0.92

01:27:29.000 He's born in Hong Kong, according to Wikipedia. 1.00

01:27:31.000 Fuck me. 1.00

01:27:32.000 It's tough, dude. 1.00

01:27:33.000 It's tough.

01:27:34.000 I got a Filipino that works for me, and I got a Korean. 0.99

01:27:37.000 Have you been watching those fucking protests on TV? Where at? 0.99

01:27:40.000 Hong Kong.

01:27:41.000 Oh, no, they've been going nuts, dude.

01:27:44.000 And they're making changes, aren't they?

01:27:46.000 It's been going on forever.

01:27:47.000 Yeah, it has been going on for a hot second.

01:27:49.000 The streets are filled with people.

01:27:50.000 I've been avoiding the news.

01:27:51.000 With the mass shootings, nothing gets me into depression like mass shootings, man.

01:27:55.000 No, it's a bummer, man.

01:27:56.000 It's a bummer, and it's like, you know, I had Bernie Sanders on yesterday.

01:27:59.000 That's what scares me even more.

01:28:01.000 When you had him on, you go, Bernie, what are you going to do with this?

01:28:04.000 No answers.

01:28:05.000 No one has an answer.

01:28:06.000 No one. 1.00

01:28:07.000 Bernie Sanders is smart as fuck. 0.99

01:28:09.000 Banning assault rifles and all the NRA people are like, good luck with that. 1.00

01:28:13.000 See, but here's my thing.

01:28:14.000 I know you got a big pro gun.

01:28:17.000 Oh my God.

01:28:18.000 We're looking at a photo of Hong Kong right now and it is the most insane crowd of people that are filling the street. 0.96

01:28:25.000 It looks like a beach sand of people.

01:28:28.000 It's like the women's march times a million on steroids. 1.00

01:28:31.000 Oh, that women's march was weak as fuck. 1.00

01:28:33.000 No, this is serious shit here. 1.00

01:28:34.000 There's no pussy hats there. 1.00

01:28:35.000 No. 1.00

01:28:36.000 They're ready to kill. 0.84

01:28:37.000 So what is the problem?

01:28:41.000 The real anti-extradition bill that people are...

01:28:44.000 Oh, because they'd extradite people to China to get prosecuted, correct?

01:28:49.000 Is that what it is? 1.00

01:28:50.000 Yeah, and they don't want that shit. 1.00

01:28:52.000 Okay, okay. 0.99

01:28:54.000 Process series of ongoing demonstrations in Hong Kong against the Fugitive Offenders and Mutual Legal Assistance in Criminal Matters Legislation Amendment bill proposed by the government of Hong Kong.

01:29:07.000 This legislation was proposed by the Security Bureau in 2019 in response to a murder that occurred in Taiwan.

01:29:14.000 The previous year, which the suspect had fled to Hong Kong as a special administrative region, Hong Kong is jurisdictionally distinct from mainland China and maintains a separate governing and legal system under the one country, two systems principle.

01:29:29.000 The regional government was unable to transfer the fugitive to Taiwanese authorities, citing a lack of formal extradition arrangements between the two jurisdictions.

01:29:38.000 Hey, Hong Kong, pick your battles, bro. 0.55

01:29:40.000 If enacted the bill would allow local authorities to detain and extradite people who are wanted in countries or territories, then Hong Kong does not have extradition agreements with, including mainland China.

01:29:52.000 Well, the problem is that Hong Kong, until certain...

01:29:56.000 Yeah, well, Hong Kong was controlled by Britain, right, until a certain amount of time, and then they gave it back to China, and the people that live there are very unhappy with the shift from, I think it was Great Britain.

01:30:08.000 God, they're pissed.

01:30:09.000 Yeah.

01:30:10.000 Talk about, man, you got the dedication.

01:30:12.000 China is very, it's so rigid.

01:30:15.000 I mean, they're so authoritarian and scary.

01:30:17.000 You're lucky Cal's not here.

01:30:18.000 You have a three-hour podcast.

01:30:19.000 He went, did you say Hong Kong and China?

01:30:21.000 Let me break it down for you.

01:30:22.000 Yeah.

01:30:23.000 Here's my thing back to the mass shootings and the gun control with the semi-automatic weapons.

01:30:28.000 If they said, hey man, if we get rid of semi-automatic weapons, there won't be any more mass shootings like this.

01:30:34.000 Don't you think in general most people are like, yeah, cool, take them, man.

01:30:38.000 Are they that fun?

01:30:39.000 No.

01:30:39.000 Are they that cool to shoot?

01:30:40.000 People would not do that.

01:30:42.000 Why do you need them?

01:30:43.000 It doesn't matter whether you need them. 1.00

01:30:45.000 It's so stupid, Joe. 1.00

01:30:47.000 Listen, it is stupid. 1.00

01:30:47.000 It's a real problem, man. 1.00

01:30:49.000 Kids are dying left and right.

01:30:50.000 Okay, but you're looking at it the wrong way.

01:30:52.000 You think?

01:30:53.000 Yes, in terms of the way they're looking at it.

01:30:56.000 They're not going to say, okay, you take them.

01:30:58.000 Because their idea is the government eventually wants all your guns.

01:31:01.000 And they're going to start with assault weapons and then work their way to all weapons.

01:31:05.000 What if they just stop that assault?

01:31:07.000 You're looking at worst case scenario.

01:31:08.000 What if it's just assault because of the mass shootings?

01:31:10.000 Because they don't think that they should be able to do that.

01:31:12.000 They think that the government does not have the ability to take away your guns.

01:31:16.000 But we have a problem. 0.71

01:31:18.000 The problem is crazy people shooting people. 0.71

01:31:21.000 The problem is not guns shooting people.

01:31:25.000 So what are you going to do?

01:31:26.000 You're going to go after those people that have the guns that have never done anything?

01:31:29.000 Well, they are going to say, well, the Second Amendment protects my right to keep and bear arms.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, the amendment's written in the 1700s.

01:31:35.000 That hasn't changed.

01:31:36.000 It's true.

01:31:37.000 The thing is, though, is if you can, hey, we have a problem.

01:31:40.000 If we can get rid of these for now, in the future, we're good to go.

01:31:44.000 What I'm saying is the NRA... Don't you think most Americans would be like, yeah, you're right, man.

01:31:48.000 We don't need them that bad.

01:31:49.000 No, no chance.

01:31:49.000 That's mind-blowing to me.

01:31:50.000 It is. 0.99

01:31:51.000 If people went, hey, Brendan, Ferraris are killing people left and fucking right, dude. 0.97

01:31:55.000 You've got to get off the road with this thing. 1.00

01:31:57.000 So many people are dying, but get rid of the fucking Ferrari. 0.99

01:32:00.000 Yeah, but that's a simplistic perception of what's actually going on. 1.00

01:32:03.000 No one's going to think about it that way.

01:32:05.000 The people that don't have guns are going to think about it that way.

01:32:07.000 But the people that are Second Amendment enthusiasts are going to say, this is a slippery slope.

01:32:13.000 And if you give them any ground, like Joe Biden has been saying, we're going to take your assault weapons.

01:32:18.000 This is one of the things that Joe Biden has said publicly.

01:32:20.000 And this is one of the reasons why the people that are pro-Second Amendment are never going to vote for him.

01:32:24.000 They think that if you give in in any way, shape, or form, it's a slippery slope, and they're going to take away pistols.

01:32:32.000 I mean, California's already reduced the size of the magazines, but that actually, I think that was voted back.

01:32:38.000 I think that was ruled to be unconstitutional.

01:32:40.000 They had limited magazines.

01:32:42.000 You only have a magazine of six rounds or ten rounds or something like that.

01:32:45.000 No, it was 10. I think they're trying to make it lower.

01:32:48.000 But that has been reversed, I'm pretty sure.

01:32:51.000 Here's my thing with the mental health. 0.93

01:32:53.000 Everyone goes, well, America has a mental health problem.

01:32:55.000 There's a mental health problem all around the world.

01:32:56.000 We just have a gun problem.

01:32:58.000 That's not true.

01:32:59.000 You think it's just here?

01:33:00.000 The mental health problem in the United States is extremely exacerbated by the use of psych drugs.

01:33:05.000 There's way, way, way more psych drugs.

01:33:08.000 God, Europe has problems too, brother.

01:33:09.000 They don't have nearly as many prescribed drugs in Europe as they do.

01:33:13.000 Are you sure?

01:33:14.000 Yes.

01:33:15.000 SSRIs.

01:33:15.000 I mean, you talk to Bernie Sanders.

01:33:16.000 I believe you.

01:33:17.000 No, I do know.

01:33:18.000 I do know because I talk to psychologists.

01:33:20.000 Yeah, you've probably done your research.

01:33:21.000 It's this pharmaceutical lobby in this country.

01:33:23.000 Look, obviously, not everybody on psych drugs is out murdering people.

01:33:27.000 The problem is many, many, many layers.

01:33:30.000 There's people that are abused.

01:33:32.000 There's people that grow up with a lot of violence.

01:33:34.000 There's people that grow up and, you know, they're psychotic.

01:33:37.000 They have psych drugs.

01:33:39.000 The psych drugs are disassociates.

01:33:40.000 Can't some people just be bad apples, though?

01:33:42.000 Like, does it always have to be a mental illness?

01:33:44.000 Like, all these shooters just happen to have mental illness?

01:33:46.000 All of them? 0.99

01:33:47.000 Some just don't suck at life? 0.99

01:33:49.000 Maybe some suck at life, but almost all of them. 0.98

01:33:52.000 I mean, in the high 90% are on psych medication. 0.92

01:33:55.000 Oh, yeah?

01:33:56.000 Yes.

01:33:56.000 And coming from someone who was murdered by his wife when she was on an SSRI and on cocaine, people, when they're on those drugs, it's a varying reaction.

01:34:08.000 And suicidal thoughts are very common, as well as homicidal thoughts, very common.

01:34:13.000 And also, the feeling that things aren't real.

01:34:16.000 The people that I've talked to that were on SSRIs that got off of them, one of the things that they all say is that nothing seemed real.

01:34:22.000 That's crazy.

01:34:22.000 No matter what you did.

01:34:23.000 Like a video game.

01:34:24.000 Like a simulation.

01:34:25.000 Yes.

01:34:26.000 Everything felt blank.

01:34:27.000 And those kids are...

01:34:29.000 Yeah, everything felt flat.

01:34:30.000 I think that's a big problem.

01:34:32.000 For sure, a crazy person with a semi-automatic weapon is a real problem, and you would want to take a semi-automatic weapon away from a crazy person. 0.84

01:34:42.000 But the problem is, if there's a guy like you, who has a semi-automatic weapon, and you have a ranch somewhere, and you're just shooting coyotes and fucking metal targets that are out in the distance, and you don't harm anybody, and you're a good person... 0.93

01:34:56.000 You are technically protected by the Second Amendment. 0.91

01:34:59.000 Take it.

01:35:00.000 Okay, but then what about your pistol?

01:35:03.000 Should you take your pistol?

01:35:04.000 What about your shotgun? 0.99

01:35:05.000 What if you get a shotgun and you fucking keep reloading it? 0.99

01:35:07.000 But why not just automatic? 0.99

01:35:08.000 But again, with shotgun, they're not going to kill as many people.

01:35:12.000 Depends on whether or not the people are armed. 1.00

01:35:13.000 If the people are not armed and they're running around a mall, you can kill a lot of fucking people with a shotgun. 0.99

01:35:18.000 Not as many as the automatic. 1.00

01:35:19.000 Yes.

01:35:20.000 Maybe.

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:21.000 Maybe.

01:35:22.000 I mean...

01:35:22.000 Here's what the scary thing to me.

01:35:24.000 You're one of the smartest people I know. 1.00

01:35:25.000 Bertie Sanders is a smart motherfucker. 1.00

01:35:27.000 He lives in this world. 0.99

01:35:28.000 When you said, what are we going to do?

01:35:30.000 His answer, I was like, that was as good as mine.

01:35:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:33.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

01:35:34.000 You're right. 1.00

01:35:34.000 There's no one out there... 1.00

01:35:35.000 That's what scared me of it.

01:35:36.000 It's a good thing to be scared because there's no one out there who has a shining light.

01:35:41.000 Like one answer, you're like, that's it!

01:35:42.000 The smartest minds in the world.

01:35:45.000 And I'm listening, I'm like, well, I've thought of that.

01:35:47.000 That's not going to work for me, dude. 1.00

01:35:48.000 The Joe Biden answer is the dumbest answer. 1.00

01:35:51.000 We're going to take away your guns. 1.00

01:35:52.000 You're going to have a civil war.

01:35:53.000 All guns?

01:35:53.000 You can't take away people's guns.

01:35:54.000 No, it's not going to happen.

01:35:54.000 He was saying take away assault guns and assault rifles.

01:35:57.000 You're not going to do that.

01:35:58.000 They're not going to give them up.

01:36:00.000 It's not constitutional.

01:36:01.000 Let's say they do do it, Joe.

01:36:02.000 Let's say they do do it.

01:36:04.000 There's too many out already.

01:36:06.000 Right?

01:36:06.000 There's too many on the market.

01:36:08.000 There's 400 million guns in this country.

01:36:09.000 And how many people?

01:36:10.000 There's 300,000 people in this country.

01:36:11.000 300 million.

01:36:12.000 There's 100 million more guns than there are people.

01:36:14.000 Okay, so if you stop the manufacture of automatic guns right now, there's still 100,000 more than people out there.

01:36:22.000 And then you'd have to go get them.

01:36:24.000 So you'd have to go door to door and search people's houses.

01:36:27.000 That's what everyone's thinking will happen.

01:36:29.000 That's not realistic. 0.99

01:36:30.000 Like the purge or some shit. 0.96

01:36:31.000 How else are you going to get those guns from people? 0.66

01:36:33.000 That's clearly not the answer, is it?

01:36:35.000 That's never going to happen.

01:36:36.000 No, it's not the answer.

01:36:37.000 No, no one's going to give you those guns.

01:36:38.000 So that's not the answer.

01:36:39.000 I don't know what the answer is.

01:36:40.000 I don't either.

01:36:41.000 But the crazy thing is, if you look at the mass shootings across the world, the most in other countries, you see like two or three.

01:36:46.000 I know.

01:36:47.000 For us, it's over 300 already this year.

01:36:49.000 I think it's 270-something.

01:36:50.000 And a mass shooting is three or more.

01:36:52.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 The other thing to me that's interesting is I used to always think it was kids who are in their basement and they're on Reddit. 0.94

01:37:00.000 They're these losers and they have nothing to live for. 0.96

01:37:03.000 Probably true. 1.00

01:37:04.000 Some of them.

01:37:05.000 Most nine out of ten.

01:37:06.000 But then you got homeboy like over in, where was it, Ohio, who had, these chicks are coming out. 1.00

01:37:11.000 He's banging a few girls. 0.77

01:37:12.000 Had a bunch of girls.

01:37:13.000 They're like, man, we saw signs.

01:37:15.000 He was always talking about mass shootings.

01:37:16.000 He had a rape list. 0.58

01:37:18.000 He had a rape list in high school. 1.00

01:37:21.000 Yeah, they all thought he was really fucked up. 0.99

01:37:24.000 But he was also a Elizabeth Warren supporter who wrote posts about the need for gun control after different mass shootings. 0.99

01:37:32.000 I mean, he was a real left-wing guy.

01:37:34.000 And this is something that the media is ignoring because it doesn't fit the narrative.

01:37:38.000 Because the narrative is they're all white, male, right-wing.

01:37:42.000 And he was left-wing.

01:37:43.000 He was left-wing.

01:37:44.000 Like, yeah, he's a leftist.

01:37:45.000 I mean, he wrote leftist, he, him as his pronouns on his page.

01:37:50.000 Wow.

01:37:50.000 Yeah, I mean, he was...

01:37:52.000 But it has nothing to do with him. 1.00

01:37:54.000 He's a psychopath. 0.52

01:37:55.000 They're saying the kid that they caught... 0.97

01:37:57.000 God, I don't want to talk about mass shootings.

01:37:58.000 Buns me out when did after this.

01:38:00.000 We'll move on to something else.

01:38:00.000 But...

01:38:01.000 They're saying the kid they got in El Paso, the one who ended up dying, I wish he did die.

01:38:06.000 But he was saying that it shows no remorse. 1.00

01:38:10.000 He's like, fuck yeah, I did it, man. 0.99

01:38:12.000 I'm like, are you kidding me, dude? 1.00

01:38:13.000 You killed kids. 0.99

01:38:14.000 He's like, you're damn right. 0.99

01:38:15.000 He shot a baby. 0.98

01:38:16.000 How crazy is that?

01:38:17.000 Yeah.

01:38:19.000 No. 1.00

01:38:20.000 And he's going to get a cushy fucking room. 1.00

01:38:23.000 He's living better than most of these fucking immigrants that come here and get detained. 1.00

01:38:29.000 It's insane, man. 1.00

01:38:30.000 They should definitely kill him. 1.00

01:38:32.000 They should torture him, man. 1.00

01:38:34.000 Just kill him. 1.00

01:38:36.000 Just a quick... 1.00

01:38:37.000 It's not fair, man.

01:38:39.000 But having him suffer doesn't help anybody.

01:38:41.000 It really doesn't.

01:38:42.000 But having him around doesn't help anybody either.

01:38:44.000 No.

01:38:44.000 You're not going to reform that.

01:38:45.000 Here's the good thing, though.

01:38:46.000 In his manifesto, he went, hopefully someone gets me and shoots me so I don't have to go through the legal system.

01:38:53.000 That's way worse. 0.99

01:38:53.000 It'd be way better to die real quick. 0.99

01:38:55.000 So at least he doesn't want this. 0.74

01:38:57.000 That's a good thing.

01:38:58.000 Why is it all white, dudes? 1.00

01:39:03.000 White people are crazy, bro. 1.00

01:39:04.000 Charlemagne actually put that, that it was all these white guys, that white guys are the biggest threat in terms of terrorism in America, and Instagram took his post down. 1.00

01:39:13.000 How crazy is that? 0.99

01:39:14.000 They're more of a threat than ISIS. But he had photos of all these different white guys who committed mass murders. 0.99

01:39:20.000 And as a white guy, I'm like, yeah.

01:39:22.000 Yeah, me too. 1.00

01:39:23.000 I went, no shit, Charlemagne. 1.00

01:39:24.000 Yeah, you right. 0.99

01:39:25.000 But they took his post down.

01:39:26.000 How crazy is that?

01:39:27.000 But then they put it back up.

01:39:28.000 You're damn right they did.

01:39:29.000 Charlemagne has some power, man.

01:39:31.000 Well, he made his case, and he's correct. 0.66

01:39:33.000 He had literal photographs of all the different people that were white that have committed mass murders. 1.00

01:39:38.000 They just look like shit. 1.00

01:39:39.000 And named the last time. 1.00

01:39:40.000 The last time there was a black guy that committed a mass murder was those fucking guys in D.C. They were shooting people out of their car. 1.00

01:39:47.000 Are you talking about the D.C. sniper?

01:39:48.000 Yeah.

01:39:48.000 It was a son and a father, yeah?

01:39:51.000 It was a guy and a younger guy.

01:39:53.000 I don't think the younger guy was his son.

01:39:56.000 That's a serial killer though, yeah?

01:39:58.000 Yes.

01:39:58.000 Not so much a mask.

01:39:59.000 He was doing one at a time.

01:40:00.000 Yeah, he wasn't killing three. 1.00

01:40:02.000 But that was scary because people were just at gas stations getting murked by this fucking sniper in his van. 0.99

01:40:08.000 Well, no, he had a car. 1.00

01:40:09.000 And he had a sniper's nest.

01:40:11.000 He would shoot out of the trunk.

01:40:12.000 Oh, that's right.

01:40:12.000 So he had a hole in the trunk where he put the barrel out of the trunk.

01:40:16.000 That's scary, dude.

01:40:17.000 Yeah, I mean, you would just see people in the distance and just unload.

01:40:20.000 Dude, have you seen the documentary, like Terrorist John, Isis John? 0.89

01:40:27.000 It's a documentary on HBO. Oh, no, I heard that's crazy.

01:40:29.000 Jihadi John.

01:40:30.000 Jihadi John.

01:40:31.000 Yeah, I heard it's crazy. 1.00

01:40:32.000 Good fucking memory. 1.00

01:40:33.000 Yeah, I heard it's crazy. 1.00

01:40:35.000 Did you see it? 0.99

01:40:35.000 Oh, it's fucking good, dude. 0.99

01:40:38.000 It's crazy. 0.98

01:40:39.000 This was like a normal dude, grew up in England.

01:40:42.000 He was a refugee, right, from I think Syria or something like that, somewhere over in the Middle East.

01:40:46.000 Comes to England, played soccer, football as they call it, grew up normal, had friends, was just a normal dude, and then just went freaking...

01:40:54.000 What happened to him?

01:40:56.000 They had these girls that went over from England, too, and they joined ISIS, and they're trying to get out, and now they can't.

01:41:01.000 Yeah, because they got over, and then the homies would run a train on you at 1 p.m. 0.98

01:41:05.000 every day.

01:41:05.000 That's the way it goes.

01:41:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:07.000 You fucking morons. 1.00

01:41:08.000 And you gotta dress like Jabba the Hutt. 1.00

01:41:10.000 Yeah.

01:41:12.000 Dress like a ninja for the rest of your life.

01:41:14.000 I wonder what they thought it was. 1.00

01:41:15.000 How stupid do you have to be? 1.00

01:41:18.000 You gotta be pretty stupid. 1.00

01:41:19.000 What the fuck were you thinking? 1.00

01:41:20.000 You know, dressed like a ninja, and the homie's going to run a train on you every day. 1.00

01:41:23.000 What do you think you're going to do? 1.00

01:41:24.000 Front and center with an automatic rifle firing at Americans, you morons? 1.00

01:41:27.000 I wonder what they thought. 1.00

01:41:29.000 I wonder what they thought they were fighting for good.

01:41:30.000 Imagine if that's your daughter.

01:41:31.000 Your daughter goes and joins ISIS. See, I was thinking about this.

01:41:35.000 The Manson murders.

01:41:36.000 Why I'm so into it, I have no idea.

01:41:38.000 I've got problems.

01:41:39.000 But the Manson murders.

01:41:39.000 Those girls were like 17 and 19. Imagine when you were 17 and 19. Well, they were also homeless.

01:41:45.000 So you're dealing with people that were probably- A little crazy. 0.89

01:41:47.000 Crazy. 0.99

01:41:48.000 Abused. 1.00

01:41:49.000 That was their family, right?

01:41:50.000 This was like the first time they had ever had like real family.

01:41:53.000 And they didn't know what exactly they were going to do until they got to the house.

01:41:57.000 Then they're like, all right, I guess one girl dips out. 0.91

01:41:59.000 The other two are like, all right, let's do this.

01:42:00.000 How crazy was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, their depiction of it?

01:42:03.000 That twist.

01:42:04.000 You saw that movie, man?

01:42:05.000 Loved it.

01:42:06.000 I cannot get enough of the 60s.

01:42:08.000 I want a 68 Porsche.

01:42:09.000 It was great in that movie.

01:42:11.000 Amazing.

01:42:11.000 Yeah.

01:42:12.000 I mean, Brad Pitt was great in that movie.

01:42:14.000 Leonardo DiCaprio was great in that movie.

01:42:15.000 He should win an Oscar.

01:42:16.000 They were both amazing.

01:42:17.000 How about the way they depicted Bruce Lee? 0.99

01:42:20.000 That was fucked up. 0.99

01:42:22.000 Was it? 1.00

01:42:23.000 Was it?

01:42:24.000 Was it not?

01:42:25.000 I don't know.

01:42:26.000 I'm sure Bruce Lee's daughter's going to jump all over us. 1.00

01:42:30.000 Bruce Lee was a philosopher.

01:42:33.000 Was he a fighter?

01:42:34.000 Was he really that much of a badass?

01:42:35.000 No.

01:42:36.000 I don't know.

01:42:36.000 I've heard he is.

01:42:38.000 I've heard from people like, no, he's never been in a lot of fights.

01:42:40.000 I've heard both.

01:42:42.000 So what I thought was great is Quentin Tarantino put his perspective on it.

01:42:48.000 I've heard that narrative and I loved it because I've seen it both ways.

01:42:52.000 What narrative have you heard?

01:42:53.000 Where he wasn't that much of a badass.

01:42:55.000 He doesn't have a crazy record.

01:42:57.000 Yeah, but it wasn't just that. 0.95

01:42:58.000 He was a dummy in the movie.

01:43:01.000 And the problem was, in real life, there's no evidence that he was ever an egomaniac dummy.

01:43:05.000 He was a very interesting guy.

01:43:07.000 And very insightful.

01:43:08.000 And I believe he was a philosopher, and he's brilliant.

01:43:12.000 But when it comes to the actual toughness, we don't know.

01:43:16.000 We don't know for sure.

01:43:19.000 You've heard that narrative before, right?

01:43:21.000 What narrative?

01:43:22.000 That he's not an actual tough guy.

01:43:24.000 Well, what I had heard was that at the time, he was incredibly innovative in terms of martial arts, but he didn't really fight.

01:43:33.000 And he had a sparring match once at a tournament, and he had some street fights, but he wasn't like Jon Jones.

01:43:41.000 But then I've also heard that he was this badass and fought other dudes from dojos, and he's amazing.

01:43:47.000 I'm somewhere in the middle.

01:43:48.000 I went, oh, I bet he makes a vault.

01:43:50.000 That was not the problem, though. 0.99

01:43:51.000 The problem was they made him look like a buffoon. 0.96

01:43:53.000 There's no evidence that he's a buffoon. 0.96

01:43:54.000 I don't have a problem.

01:43:55.000 It's a movie everyone's crying about.

01:43:56.000 But it's a movie about a real person who has a real legacy and a bunch of people who love him.

01:44:01.000 Oh, come on, Joe. 0.99

01:44:01.000 It's a fucking Quentin Tarantino movie. 0.99

01:44:04.000 I don't want to spoil the ending, but the ending, too, that's not real. 0.99

01:44:08.000 Well, that's true.

01:44:08.000 Then they had a totally different ending.

01:44:10.000 You're living in make-believe.

01:44:12.000 No one's real in that.

01:44:14.000 Except for, obviously, the ranch is real where they went.

01:44:17.000 Charles Manson, who's barely in it.

01:44:19.000 The Manson family. 1.00

01:44:20.000 But everyone's kind of dumb. 1.00

01:44:23.000 Even Leonardo DiCaprio, his character's a bit of a dumbass. 1.00

01:44:27.000 Yeah, but that real guy might have been a dumbass. 0.99

01:44:30.000 I mean, we don't know. 0.99

01:44:31.000 We don't know that about Bruce Lee either.

01:44:33.000 Yeah, but there's a lot of evidence that Bruce Lee was this brilliant, insightful guy.

01:44:37.000 And in that movie, they made him a caricature of that.

01:44:40.000 And you have a problem with that?

01:44:41.000 I did.

01:44:41.000 I stood up and clapped.

01:44:44.000 I don't have a problem with it.

01:44:46.000 Why did you stand up and clap? 0.96

01:44:47.000 It was so good because I thought Bruce Lee's going to beat the fuck out of Brad Pitt.

01:44:52.000 And then when you see that, I went, that twist is hilarious.

01:44:56.000 Because I don't expect it.

01:44:57.000 And I think of Bruce Lee as a badass, which he is.

01:45:01.000 Whether he's been in a million fights or not, the way what he's done for martial arts is unprecedented.

01:45:06.000 It's amazing what he did.

01:45:07.000 So that twist for me, that's what I want from the movie.

01:45:10.000 What was the family's reaction?

01:45:12.000 Oh my god, the sisters.

01:45:13.000 I mean, his daughter's pissed. 1.00

01:45:15.000 You'd be pissed.

01:45:15.000 If that was my dad?

01:45:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:17.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00

01:45:17.000 And that movie's so big. 1.00

01:45:19.000 Like, fuck you guys. 1.00

01:45:20.000 Because when's the last time Bruce Lee got brought up besides Jesse at Roots of Fight selling a Bruce Lee t-shirt? 1.00

01:45:25.000 When's the last time he got brought the fuck up? 0.68

01:45:27.000 The dude who played Bruce Lee was not quite shredded enough. 0.95

01:45:31.000 Yeah, he should have been more shredded.

01:45:32.000 Yeah, he's just not quite shredded.

01:45:35.000 See, I like the twist because A, it's not real. 0.94

01:45:37.000 B, you thought Bruce Lee was going to beat the fuck out of Brad Pitt. 0.96

01:45:40.000 I didn't. 0.99

01:45:41.000 Oh, I did for sure. 0.99

01:45:41.000 I was like, oh, he's about to get fucked up. 0.99

01:45:43.000 I knew Brad Pitt was going to fuck him up. 0.99

01:45:44.000 And also, the way Bruce Lee doing that jumping flying kick, his signature kick, that's probably how it go down. 0.98

01:45:50.000 Yeah!

01:45:51.000 What are you talking about?

01:45:52.000 With the guy who's been in fights? 0.99

01:45:54.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.96

01:45:55.000 I think Bruce Lee's philosophy in real fights, though, was keeping things simple, like leg kicks and quick punches. 0.99

01:46:02.000 You're living in reality, Joe.

01:46:03.000 You're living in the legs of Bruce Lee, which is probably true. 0.99

01:46:06.000 But in a Quentin Tarantino movie, that was fucking great, man. 0.95

01:46:10.000 I thought that movie was brilliant. 0.98

01:46:11.000 I thought the movie was brilliant.

01:46:13.000 I did not like the Bruce Lee things because I thought it wasn't necessary. 0.90

01:46:17.000 They made him look like a dork. 1.00

01:46:19.000 But everyone sucks his dick. 1.00

01:46:22.000 So to mix it up, it's fantastic. 1.00

01:46:25.000 Like Bruce Lee, he's the best.

01:46:27.000 And I agree, he's the best.

01:46:28.000 It's a movie that's supposed to be about a real guy that has a real legacy. 0.96

01:46:33.000 And they made him look like a buffoon. 0.85

01:46:35.000 It's the movies, though. 1.00

01:46:37.000 I know, but you're making the guy look like a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:46:42.000 And he wasn't really an idiot. 1.00

01:46:44.000 No, he wasn't an idiot at all. 1.00

01:46:45.000 Not at all. 0.99

01:46:46.000 He's a brilliant philosopher.

01:46:47.000 And what he did for martial arts is amazing.

01:46:50.000 That's what's great.

01:46:52.000 Because we know he's great.

01:46:54.000 And you assume he's going to beat up Brad Pitt. 1.00

01:46:56.000 You're a weird fucking guy. 1.00

01:46:58.000 I don't know why you think that's good. 1.00

01:47:00.000 I like the twist.

01:47:01.000 If you would have beat Brad Pitt up, I would have went, alright, well, moving on.

01:47:05.000 I didn't think that was going to happen. 1.00

01:47:06.000 I thought Brad Pitt was going to fuck him up. 0.99

01:47:08.000 I didn't. 0.99

01:47:09.000 Brad Pitt knew how to fight.

01:47:10.000 Yeah.

01:47:11.000 Who's a bigger guy and he knew how to fight. 0.95

01:47:13.000 And the reality is, a bigger guy who knows how to fight, who really knows how to fight, is going to fuck up a 130-pound Chinese guy. 0.96

01:47:20.000 Oh, you're thinking about it too much, dude. 0.97

01:47:21.000 I do think about things too much.

01:47:22.000 You thought of it way too much.

01:47:23.000 That's what I do, though.

01:47:24.000 Yeah, you do.

01:47:25.000 You're like, yeah!

01:47:26.000 Oh, I loved it.

01:47:27.000 I like the twist!

01:47:28.000 I love the twist.

01:47:29.000 His family is furious, right?

01:47:30.000 You got anything on that?

01:47:31.000 His daughter's pissed. 0.99

01:47:32.000 She did a video.

01:47:34.000 I was looking into just people talking about what really happened, I guess.

01:47:39.000 This might come from a story from some...

01:47:41.000 Oh, there was a real interaction between the two?

01:47:43.000 That's what I'm trying to figure out.

01:47:44.000 I get pissed so hard.

01:47:45.000 Go ahead.

01:47:46.000 Let's wrap this up.

01:47:47.000 It's already 4.30.

01:47:48.000 Is it? 0.99

01:47:48.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:47:49.000 Good night, everybody. 1.00

01:47:50.000 What's going on?

01:47:51.000 T-Fat K? Good night, everybody.

01:47:54.000 I'm in Portland next week with Derek Poston and Chappelle Lacey.

01:47:58.000 Portland, Helium, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

01:48:00.000 Chappelle Lacey is hilarious, too.

01:48:01.000 Monsters, dude.

01:48:02.000 Great guy.

01:48:02.000 It's been a good show.

01:48:03.000 Does he do a backflip?

01:48:04.000 Yes.

01:48:05.000 He's a male cheerleader. 0.83

01:48:06.000 Crazy cheerleading skills. 0.73

01:48:07.000 He's wider than you and me.

01:48:08.000 Yeah.

01:48:08.000 He's so powerful.

01:48:10.000 He threw this girl up.

01:48:11.000 The girl weighed like 100 pounds, threw her up in the air, caught her on one hand, and she's standing on his hand. 0.99

01:48:17.000 I'm like, God damn, that dude's strong. 0.98

01:48:19.000 However, we played basketball at my house, and he couldn't get through a game of 21. Love Chappelle, though. 0.99

01:48:23.000 Why not?

01:48:24.000 Not in shape for basketball, bro.

01:48:26.000 Oh, you mean exhausted?

01:48:27.000 He's tired?

01:48:28.000 He's so tired.

01:48:28.000 He's starting a jujitsu.

01:48:29.000 Yeah, I know.

01:48:30.000 That's what he said.

01:48:30.000 He said he loves it.

01:48:31.000 Yeah.

01:48:32.000 So I'm in Portland next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Portland, Helium.

01:48:36.000 Then after, I'm in Houston.

01:48:37.000 Then Denver, September.

01:48:38.000 Get your tickets.

01:48:39.000 Holla, tfatk.com.

01:48:41.000 Yes, sir.

01:48:42.000 Love you, man.

01:48:42.000 Love you, too, brother.

01:48:43.000 All right.

01:48:43.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 25, 2011

JRE MMA Show #74 with Brendan Schaub

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