The Matt Walsh Show - November 25, 2022


Matt Walsh Unboxes His Superfan Merch Box


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Length

5 minutes

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212.57164

Word count

1,125

Sentence count

86

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Misogyny

1

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Hate speech

1

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In this episode of The Daily Wire Store, we unbox one of our most popular fan bundles, the Johnny the Walrus bundle, which includes a book, a plushie, stickers, and other goodies. It's a great gift for any kid or adult who wants to get into the spirit of the season.

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00:00:00.000 You know, I'm told that one of the most popular things on the old internet for the kids
00:00:09.060 are the unboxing videos, where someone takes a box and opens it and pulls stuff out of it.
00:00:17.540 It's riveting content.
00:00:19.560 And so we're going to do something similar, but the difference is that in this case,
00:00:22.720 we are unboxing our own merchandise because it's always about selling stuff
00:00:26.420 because we're greedy capitalist pigs.
00:00:27.800 You know, over at the Daily Wire store, we've got all of our items that you know about,
00:00:31.880 but we also have these fan bundles just in time for the holidays.
00:00:35.460 And so we're going to unbox one of the Matt Wall Show fan bundles.
00:00:39.420 And this box you can get for only $250.
00:00:44.960 What is it actually? It's not $250.
00:00:47.160 Is it $100?
00:00:48.600 $100. It's actually $100.
00:00:50.140 See, I went high so that when you heard the real number, it sounded lower in comparison.
00:00:53.860 It's well worth $100, and we'll show why.
00:00:57.420 Because we're going to go through it.
00:00:58.220 I actually have not been through this box yet, so we will experience this together.
00:01:04.480 And we start with, of course, the classic, which I think is maybe the best item in any store
00:01:12.120 on the Daily Wire is the Walrus plushie.
00:01:16.080 And also, by the way, I just want to mention that we have a Johnny the Walrus bundle.
00:01:19.500 If you don't want the whole box, you get the Johnny the Walrus bundle,
00:01:21.980 including a book and a plushie.
00:01:23.540 And that's just $34.99 for sale in the Matt Walsh store as well.
00:01:27.560 I brought a couple of these home for my kids a few days ago.
00:01:30.620 Of course, the problem, as my wife pointed out when I came home,
00:01:33.280 is that I brought a couple of them home, but I have more than a couple of kids.
00:01:36.840 And so it did start a fight, but that's fine.
00:01:39.500 You know, I just, I believe in like, you just take the toy,
00:01:41.840 you throw it out to the kids, let the strongest man win.
00:01:44.800 And that's what we did.
00:01:45.620 And of course, we got the pronouns, he, him, Walrux as well.
00:01:48.320 So we've got that.
00:01:48.840 That pairs nicely with Johnny the Walrus, which is, of course, my children's book,
00:01:54.280 best-selling LGBTQ plus children's book.
00:01:57.660 I think I could easily say the most influential, lauded, celebrated,
00:02:03.240 award-winning LGBTQ plus children's book of all time.
00:02:06.300 If you haven't read the book yet, then now's a perfect time to do so.
00:02:09.380 And this is good for the kids.
00:02:10.340 It's also good for an evening of reading, just as an adult.
00:02:13.440 You sit down with a glass of wine and you curl up by the fire and read Johnny the Walrus.
00:02:17.680 Curl up with your pet walrus, stuffed walrus as well.
00:02:20.380 What else we got here?
00:02:21.020 Well, we've got our patches from the patch program.
00:02:24.440 If you think you're a member of the Sweet Baby Gang, but you haven't gotten your patches,
00:02:28.260 then you're not a real member.
00:02:29.660 That's a rule that we just, I just decided we're putting in place.
00:02:32.300 You have to have every patch in our patch program to show your unabiding fealty for the Sweet Baby Gang.
00:02:39.960 So we've got all the patches.
00:02:40.520 We have our What is a Woman Circular Definition sticker.
00:02:44.800 This one I enjoy.
00:02:45.880 I have this one on my laptop during the show that you can see.
00:02:49.200 And I also, that's my actual laptop.
00:02:51.060 This is a true story.
00:02:51.720 I was at an airport bar a couple weeks ago,
00:02:55.480 and I was working on my laptop at the bar, as one does.
00:02:58.940 And the bartender saw the sticker and was confused by it
00:03:02.500 because she had no idea who I was and had never heard of the film.
00:03:05.420 Somehow she had never heard of What is a Woman.
00:03:07.220 Try not to judge her for that.
00:03:08.140 And she asked me what the sticker was from.
00:03:09.700 I said, oh, it's from a movie that I made.
00:03:11.280 And she asked me about the movie.
00:03:12.140 And I said, well, it's a movie where I go around asking what a woman is. 0.78
00:03:16.800 And she looked at me awkwardly and backed slowly away.
00:03:19.780 And then pairing with that, even if you've seen the film,
00:03:22.160 it's still worth reading the book because there's a lot of information in the book
00:03:25.360 that we couldn't get into the film in a 90-minute film.
00:03:27.500 So you learn a lot there.
00:03:28.280 And then we've got our stickers, of course, just to clap.
00:03:32.180 You've got to have the Matt Wall Show and then the Sweet Baby Gang sticker.
00:03:35.340 Both of those.
00:03:36.100 This is just, this is actually, I think this is too much.
00:03:38.300 We shouldn't be giving all this away for $100.
00:03:39.780 We should change the price on this, actually.
00:03:42.560 Probably reshoot this whole video.
00:03:44.720 Because each of these items is like, this definitely,
00:03:47.740 the total item value is like $300.
00:03:50.480 Anyway, we also have, what is this, a magnet, I guess,
00:03:53.540 with the should I exist panda, which is great.
00:03:57.100 And, you know, one of the themes that you see in a lot of these items is just confusion.
00:04:01.960 Not that you're confused, but that you are making other people confused when they see this.
00:04:06.220 So if someone is not affiliated with or familiar with the Sweet Baby Gang
00:04:10.500 and they see this magnet on your refrigerator with a panda that says, should I exist,
00:04:16.880 they're going to be so confused, which is great.
00:04:18.680 And it gives you a chance.
00:04:20.040 This is an opportunity for evangelism.
00:04:22.840 It gives you a chance to explain to them why pandas are pathetic sons of bitches and should all die. 0.70
00:04:30.420 And then, if the walrus plushie is the best item across all stores,
00:04:34.380 then the second best item is the chef's self apron.
00:04:37.500 As we get into the holidays, you're making meals for the family.
00:04:40.720 You want to make sure that they respect your pronouns, which is so important.
00:04:44.140 And so you got to get that apron.
00:04:45.260 So this is great.
00:04:46.220 Good.
00:04:46.740 I think this is impressive.
00:04:49.780 All of these items serve a purpose in the home.
00:04:53.460 And if you're a true member of the Sweet Baby Gang, or even if you're not,
00:04:56.860 maybe you're thinking to yourself, I'm not a member of the Sweet Baby Gang.
00:04:59.040 Should I be?
00:05:00.240 Well, what I would recommend is spend $100 on Sweet Baby Gang merchandise.
00:05:04.440 See how it feels.
00:05:05.460 Try it on.
00:05:06.600 And I think you're going to find that you want to be a member.
00:05:09.720 Or at least you'll say, I've already spent the money.
00:05:11.500 I might as well.
00:05:12.160 And we'll take that too.
00:05:12.940 So head over to dailywire.com slash shop and get your bundle.