The Matt Walsh Show - This Lesbian Bar In Massachusetts Ended Their Mask Mandate. All Hell Broke Loose.

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00:02:34.580 The event would speak for itself. And that is the situation that we find ourselves in today,

00:02:40.700 Thanks to a now infamous article this week in the Boston Globe.

00:02:44.780 Now, this article is not about Bigfoot, although it does feature a number of people who one can assume probably bear a striking resemblance.

00:02:52.300 Instead, the article has this title.

00:02:54.680 A Western Massachusetts lesbian bar required KN95 masks. 1.00

00:02:59.200 When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. 0.78

00:03:02.180 Last-ditch bar in Greenfield wanted to build community.

00:03:06.040 They got a firestorm instead.

00:03:07.680 Now, I'll reiterate here that this article is from this week, and this week did occur in the year 2026. We have not entered a time warp that sent us barreling back to 2021. So this is a firestorm over a relaxed mask mandate in the current year AD.

00:03:25.620 So already we have a situation that's obviously quite funny, but it gets so much better or so much worse, depending on whether you're cynical enough to find the collapse of Western civilization somewhat amusing, as I do.

00:03:38.420 I fear that if I try to summarize the article, you'll be deprived of the Alice in Wonderland journey that those of us who read the entire thing experienced.

00:03:46.920 And so we're going to go through this piece by piece.

00:03:50.740 Bear with me. Here it goes.

00:03:52.420 Quote,

00:04:22.420 Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN95 mask or better at all times.

00:04:28.380 The new policy was not received with love.

00:04:32.060 Now, I know what you're thinking. 1.00

00:04:32.980 You're thinking that immunocompromised disabled divas sounds like the worst 70s disco band of all time. 1.00

00:04:39.280 You're also wondering what KN95 or better means. 0.99

00:04:43.300 What would be better?

00:04:44.940 A gas mask, a hazmat suit, a full scuba diving outfit?

00:04:48.920 Maybe those are all safer alternatives.

00:04:50.880 I don't know.

00:04:51.300 Of course, if you're really serious about public health, then another option is to have your lungs surgically removed so that you aren't expelling or breathing in any infected air at all.

00:05:01.100 And those are all perfectly valid points, but let's stay on task.

00:05:04.000 We've barely started reading on.

00:05:06.180 The new policy was not received with love.

00:05:07.740 Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with, wrote one commenter. 0.57

00:05:14.520 People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience, posted another. 0.97

00:05:19.960 I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans 0.99

00:05:26.000 just to scrape extra revenue from ableists, wrote a third.

00:05:30.220 The thread grew to 442 comments, some supportive, but many furious.

00:05:34.340 People running the bar were accused of being ableist, eugenicist even,

00:05:38.380 for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commenters consider an ongoing pandemic.

00:05:43.720 Greenfield has not reported any COVID cases in more than two months.

00:05:46.500 i will say that mass disabling event is a much better band name uh so there's that but that 0.64

00:05:53.820 aside keep in mind as we continue that the illustrious last-ditch lesbian bar had only 1.00

00:05:58.040 announced a relaxation of the mask policy for one day of the week and even then masks are optional

00:06:05.180 not prohibited so according to the let's be polite and call it strained logic of these let's be

00:06:12.040 polite and call them fanatically delusional whack jobs, they're only being potentially exposed to

00:06:16.900 deadly COVID fumes on one night of the week, and then only if they choose to go to this bar,

00:06:22.300 which they don't have to, and then only if they also are forgoing their own mask and hazmat suit,

00:06:27.180 which they don't have to. So it seems that even if we make the astronomical leaps of logic required

00:06:33.160 to grant them their underlying premises, you know, that there is a COVID pandemic currently

00:06:38.180 happening and that masks are necessary to protect against it. And that COVID aside, there's any

00:06:43.080 personal protective equipment in the world that can save you from the hellish primeval diseases 1.00

00:06:47.580 and afflictions that must cover every square inch of a seedy lesbian bar in Massachusetts. 1.00

00:06:53.200 There still wouldn't be any reason to be overly upset at this lesbian bar with its slightly 0.99

00:06:57.740 relaxed mask policy on one day of the week out of seven. And yet these people are upset.

00:07:04.340 In fact, they're so upset that they think the bar should be burned down with everyone inside it.

00:07:09.580 In the name of public safety, of course.

00:07:12.180 Note, too, how the person who makes the firebomb threat isn't even trying to justify it using any kind of, like, tortured self-defense argument.

00:07:20.140 Instead, they wish a fiery death on everybody associated with the bar for interfering with, quote, their Saturday plans.

00:07:27.120 I mean, at least the other angry commenters have the decency to pretend that the bar is actively eradicating the entire disabled population or whatever. 0.99

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00:09:05.880 is we can assume a woman who is, we can assume, morbidly obese and who we can assume wouldn't 0.83

00:09:10.840 know how to make or deploy a firebomb, even if she had an IKEA instruction manual, and we can 0.62

00:09:15.900 assume would probably just blow herself up in the process accidentally anyway. So that's the good

00:09:20.280 news. Continuing, two days later, Last Ditch posted an apology. We're sorry for our passive

00:09:26.220 and dismissive tone of our change to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional

00:09:30.860 among us. Management wrote on Instagram, we understand everyone faces different intersections

00:09:36.080 and we are always working to consider all needs fully. Instead of diffusing the situation,

00:09:41.000 the apology seemed to make things worse. The bar had aired. It posted an Instagram card without

00:09:46.040 providing alt text for the visually impaired. This set off a fresh round of accusations of

00:09:51.140 ableism. This is not an accessible post, wrote one user. It indicates the lack of care or interest

00:09:56.900 in disability intersectionality. Now, I don't want to break up the momentum here right as we

00:10:02.600 get into the second act, but I'll just clarify a couple of things. First, in case you aren't up

00:10:07.860 on the lingo, okay, the phrase everyone faces different intersections is not, as far as I know,

00:10:15.120 a reference to a city with a confusing and chaotic street layout. She's not talking about

00:10:21.140 Boston or Washington, D.C. Intersections here refers to the places where all of your personal

00:10:26.980 victimhood identities meet. And the goal, if you're on the left, is to have an intersection

00:10:32.760 that is as busy and frantic and poorly marked and congested and convoluted as possible.

00:10:38.120 So your personal victimhood intersection should resemble like a traffic intersection in Nairobi. No traffic lights, no signs, 12 different roads converging at once, pedestrians wandering into the road and getting flattened one after another. That's how you win on the left.

00:10:57.140 Now, meanwhile, as a straight white male, my intersection doesn't exist. It's just one straight, well-maintained, well-lit road, everything humming along smoothly. And so in the leftist view, I lose. They all point and laugh at me and say, you're normal and functional and not in a state of constant crippling self-obsession, loser. 0.71

00:11:19.140 Second, and related, if you're wondering what alt text is, it's a written description of an image which makes the content more accessible for blind people. 0.79

00:11:30.720 Now, you might be slightly confused by this because you're thinking, or at least I was thinking, if blind people can't see the image, then how can they see the written description of the image?

00:11:40.720 Well, the answer to that question is to begin with, how dare you ask for any explanations about the lived experience of disabled folks? 0.99

00:11:47.900 They don't have to explain themselves to you, you disgusting bigot. 1.00

00:11:51.820 You should be stabbed in the stomach and thrown into a pit of scorpions. 1.00

00:11:56.120 Also, the answer is that blind people use screen reading technology that can read the image description. 0.99

00:12:02.000 Now, if you're next going to ask why the screen reader can't itself just describe the image, well, then I refer you back to the pit of scorpions. 0.83

00:12:09.800 Now, of course, even if the last-ditch lesbian bar had included alt text, that may have been more accessible for the blind, but it would have done nothing for the Helen Keller-style blind and deaf community. 0.61

00:12:23.860 Indeed, the alt text just assumes that those who are visually impaired aren't also intersectionally hearing impaired, which itself is an ableist and bigoted and colonialist assumption that is morally tantamount to genocide, if you ask me.

00:12:37.020 I mean, at the very least, the bar could have provided the alt text, but then also mailed a description of the text in Braille to everybody in the community.

00:12:48.160 Is that so much to ask? That seems like a logical compromise.

00:12:51.920 Although that even that raises its own intersectional problems, because what about disabled people who are blind and deaf and also have no arms or legs?

00:13:01.420 How are they supposed to hear the text description or feel the Braille? 1.00

00:13:05.480 what do you want them to do smack their head against the braille dragging their forehead 1.00

00:13:11.840 across it is that what you want do you think it's funny to imagine a blind and deaf lesbian with no 1.00

00:13:18.060 arms or legs flailing her head against a piece of braille in order to understand the new masking 0.98

00:13:23.020 guidelines at the local lesbian bar would you like that okay would that be amusing to you fascist 1.00

00:13:28.320 this is again why you should be killed with all due respect anyway let's jump forward a few 1.00

00:13:34.700 paragraphs and continue. Quote, nevertheless, Last Ditch, which opened last year as a bar for 0.98

00:13:40.760 dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks, workers, and their friends, is struggling. Three housemates 1.00

00:13:46.300 in their mid-20s opened it together, hoping to fill the void left by two local queer bars that 1.00

00:13:51.200 had shuddered. One of the trio, Asa Rosario, a drag performer who uses it, its pronouns,

00:13:57.860 envisioned a venue where it and its friends could perform. Quick time out here just to say that

00:14:03.920 although I'm very firmly on the record as someone who doesn't care about your personal pronouns,

00:14:09.000 it is one personal pronoun that I might actually respect. I never thought I'd say that. But if you

00:14:16.400 want me to call you it or that or that thing or my God, what is that monstrosity? Then you know

00:14:24.520 what? I'm on board. I can do that. I am willing to do that. Continuing, quote, the three were

00:14:31.740 intentional about the kinds of values they wanted to bring to the Divey Basement Bar,

00:14:36.080 which they decorated with discoveries from Facebook Marketplace and pieces from local

00:14:39.960 artists. No one would be turned away from the space for lack of funds. Poor and unhoused people

00:14:45.000 are welcome in the space. The police were not. Our mission is to create systems of care and action 0.99

00:14:50.980 and aid, says Jackie Mattelian, one of the founders. When it first opened, Last Ditch did

00:14:55.960 fairly well. Customers fondly remember a raucous opening night with a clothed simulation of a

00:15:01.980 lesbian sex act, masks in place, on the dance floor. But over time, foot traffic to the bar

00:15:09.040 slowed. More and more visitors said they didn't have the cover fee. The bar let them in anyway.

00:15:13.840 The owners fell behind on bills and couldn't pay themselves or the people who worked there.

00:15:17.680 So after consulting with the Massachusetts LGBT Chamber of Commerce, they came up with a plan

00:15:21.240 to bend one of their rules and hopefully attract more customers.

00:15:25.200 But by the time of Last Ditch's monthly community meeting on September 11th,

00:15:28.900 only one of the original founders, Mattelian, is still involved.

00:15:33.020 The two others step back from the daily operation months before, Mattelian says,

00:15:37.120 citing various pressures and health issues, one had enrolled in clown school.

00:15:42.700 Now, there's obviously quite a lot going on in these couple of paragraphs.

00:15:45.420 I am particularly fascinated by that last sentence.

00:15:49.260 And the article doesn't dwell on it or tell us anything else

00:15:53.520 It just tells us, oh yeah, they went off to clown school

00:15:56.700 No other information

00:15:58.280 But I want to know more

00:16:00.320 One of the queer lesbian founders of this bar 1.00

00:16:03.180 Has stepped away from the business in order to enroll in clown school 0.96

00:16:05.960 You know, there are a lot of insulting and sarcastic remarks available here

00:16:11.180 Which I am far too polite and mature to make 1.00

00:16:14.340 Okay, you could, for example, observe how for a woke LGBT person 0.96

00:16:19.200 to become a clown is to become paradoxically less creepy and bizarre. Gay leftists are the 0.99

00:16:26.220 only people in existence who go to clown school and come out more normal and presentable than 1.00

00:16:31.680 they were going in. You might say that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that because it's

00:16:38.520 insulting and beneath me. I'm saying that you might say that. And again, how dare you say that?

00:16:44.500 Instead, I find myself focused on the fascinating fact that clown school is a thing that actually exists.

00:16:51.980 I mean, I'd heard of it before. I always thought it was more of like a figure of speech.

00:16:55.820 But it turns out that it's a literal, physical reality.

00:17:00.340 You know, I had to look it up and I discovered that, indeed, there are many clown schools.

00:17:05.040 There are like a lot of them.

00:17:06.820 In fact, you can go to the website Clowns Without Borders, which is, again, real,

00:17:12.080 and find a list of dozens of clown schools all across the country and even the world.

00:17:20.460 When's the last time anyone's even seen a clown? There's like thousands of clown schools. I mean,

00:17:25.800 we're just churning out millions of clowns. I haven't seen a clown in 35 years. 0.94

00:17:32.200 Where are all these clowns? That's my question. I've never been one to be, oh, clowns are scary, 0.93

00:17:37.600 But the fact that we're creating so many clowns and we and no one knows where they are, where they are, that's kind of terrifying.

00:17:46.060 What are what are they all doing? Where did they go?

00:17:49.160 Now, one of the more prestigious institutions appears to be the Northeast Clown Institute, whose website offers many academic resources for clowns and prospective clowns, including the 2026 Northeast Clown Institute course schedule, which covers topics such as the business of clowning, kids shows, juggling for fun, and where to hide the bodies.

00:18:12.140 That last one is not really a listed topic, but I assume they covered it at some point.

00:18:15.680 I should also note that the Northeast Clown Institute has a board.

00:18:20.180 I look deeply into this, okay?

00:18:22.020 It has a board of directors with 20, 20 members on their board of directors,

00:18:28.000 all with names like Woohoo, Boohoo, Beeboo, Rascal, and Disco.

00:18:34.320 Now, helpfully, Disco the Clown also has a video linked on the website

00:18:37.960 where he provides a brief lecture on the legal issues of clowning.

00:18:41.780 I am here to tell you that clowning is not all fun and games or laughs and giggles.

00:18:45.680 Apparently, Disco the Clown is a lawyer. He's been in the practice for 40 years serving clients who either don't know he's a clown or were specifically looking for legal representation that knows how to make a poodle out of a balloon. I don't know.

00:18:58.200 I watched his lecture, because I have no life, and I discovered that some of the legal pitfalls clowns face, according to Disco, are the possibility that a balloon breaks and a child chokes on it, or that a child might develop a skin infection from face paint, or that the clown might be accused of, quote, unwanted touching.

00:19:20.480 Disco notes that this latter issue may not be covered by insurance.

00:19:24.300 Anyway, none of this is directly relevant to the matter at hand,

00:19:26.720 but if you were wondering about the intricacies of clown higher education,

00:19:29.520 or if you were not wondering at all, now you know.

00:19:32.940 We move now to the climactic scene in this saga.

00:19:37.100 I mean, the saga of the lesbian bar, not the clown school.

00:19:40.500 Distinction is subtle, admittedly. 0.58

00:19:42.960 Here it is.

00:19:43.980 Quote, there are some 10 people seated in a circle on the dance floor,

00:19:46.980 all wearing masks, Mattelian, a handful of volunteers, some bar patrons,

00:19:51.040 and two designated mediators who will facilitate conversations between parties who disagree.

00:19:57.020 Another 10 or 15 people join the meeting via Zoom.

00:20:00.820 The plan is to go clockwise, sharing views on the masking decision and the financial future of the bar.

00:20:05.660 Each person has two minutes to speak.

00:20:07.880 It begins with a calming breath exercise.

00:20:10.520 Almost immediately, the proceedings are derailed. 0.94

00:20:13.100 One of Last Ditch's most vocal critics, the head of another queer COVID-conscious collective in Western Massachusetts,

00:20:18.600 a performer and artist who goes by Soie Noir, has been posting complaints about Last Ditch for days. 0.79

00:20:26.020 Now Noir joins the meeting on Zoom.

00:20:28.300 He and other critics begin to flood the Zoom chat with irate messages, which are dutifully read aloud to the group.

00:20:34.360 Quick note, Noir identifies as he.

00:20:37.040 I'm not sure if he actually is a he.

00:20:39.660 In fact, I'm not sure if any of these people in the article are actually female lesbians.

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00:22:04.020 I don't know. It's possible that this lesbian bar is staffed and populated entirely by dudes 1.00

00:22:08.580 and dresses. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm too busy to investigate the matter any further, 0.99

00:22:14.040 especially now that I wasted 45 minutes researching clown schools. So we'll just

00:22:17.900 have to move on. Reading on, quote, when it comes time for one of the mediators,

00:22:22.100 a licensed therapist to speak, she takes a conciliatory tone. I love that you're here

00:22:27.660 online, she says, but these platforms alienate us from each other. I'm talking about social media.

00:22:33.460 She asks whether participants can try to remove themselves from, quote, places of righteousness.

00:22:38.580 I'd love to get to a place where we all know each other's face, where we all know each other's names.

00:22:44.360 You can't know each other's faces, you're all wearing masks.

00:22:47.440 That's sort of the whole point of the thing.

00:22:48.900 But anyway, it's messed up that the mediator is dismissing those attending virtually.

00:22:53.580 That's not accessibility, someone responds in the chat.

00:22:56.400 A lot of people are calling for an acknowledgement of harm. 0.62

00:22:58.640 And I'm hearing a white therapist centering the feelings of a majority white and white adjacent staff, writes Noir, who is black.

00:23:06.920 Moreover, the Zoom attendees speculate that the mediator's license status

00:23:10.460 makes her a mandated reporter, an agent of the state akin to the police.

00:23:15.480 One person going by Moss asks if the mediator could have them hospitalized against their will,

00:23:21.120 adding that her presence is, quote, wildly unsafe.

00:23:24.980 Now, I don't want to be judgmental. Far be it from me.

00:23:27.920 My audience knows I am not one to make judgments about people, especially harsh judgments.

00:23:34.160 But I will just say that if you're the kind of person who has to worry about being hospitalized against your will,

00:23:40.400 that's a pretty good sign that you're the kind of person who should be hospitalized against your will.

00:23:46.280 But there were no hospitalizations to come out of this meeting, sadly.

00:23:50.220 That would have been productive.

00:23:52.720 Instead, all that was learned, apparently, is that the woman who owns the place 0.93

00:23:56.120 not only wants to murder the entire disabled community, but is also, of course, racist.

00:24:01.680 We're told that Mattelian tried to engender some sympathy from the group by pointing out that the business is going under and she's in debt and she's doing whatever she needs to do to keep her head above water, keep the doors open.

00:24:12.500 But as the article reports, her critics were, quote, unmoved.

00:24:16.640 They chastised her for centering her feelings and spilling her white tears and forcing black heroes like Noir to, quote, do emotional and physical labor.

00:24:27.980 Now, Noir never explains how exactly attending a Zoom call involves physical labor.

00:24:34.700 Maybe he or she or whatever has an internet connection that can only be powered by physically running on a wheel like a giant hamster.

00:24:42.760 I'm not sure.

00:24:44.440 And these are questions that just cannot be answered because they cannot be asked. 0.94

00:24:47.880 Because asking a black person anything or expecting them to explain or justify any claim they make at any point for any reason is racist. 0.99

00:24:55.240 and more ethically problematic than the Holocaust, I would even say. 0.94

00:25:00.740 The article finally ends on a melancholy note 0.89

00:25:03.340 recounting the very sparsely attended mask-optional Saturday night

00:25:07.820 that followed this meeting, and here's what it says.

00:25:11.560 Quote,

00:25:11.860 Just after midnight, one patron is left at the bar,

00:25:14.600 a regular who works at the Mexican restaurant next door.

00:25:17.740 She wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga-themed night,

00:25:21.220 but Mixie demurs.

00:25:23.720 Gaga is canceled, she says. 0.63

00:25:25.820 Gaga is Zionist. 0.88

00:25:28.320 I don't know who Mixie is or why she sounds like a caveman here. 1.00

00:25:31.880 Gaga canceled. 1.00

00:25:32.900 Gaga bad. 0.94

00:25:34.460 Gaga Zionist. 0.99

00:25:36.140 Gaga make Mixie sad.

00:25:38.800 Maybe that was just a transcription error.

00:25:40.560 I don't know.

00:25:41.880 Maybe there really is a missing link and you can find it at a lesbian bar in Massachusetts,

00:25:45.900 which actually wouldn't be all that surprising.

00:25:48.260 Who knows?

00:25:49.340 But here's the final paragraph.

00:25:51.180 Quote,

00:25:51.380 The DJ is still playing EDM

00:25:53.880 And Mattelian is alone on the checkered dance floor

00:25:56.100 Making pensive, graceful loops

00:25:58.180 On the stripper pole 0.97

00:25:59.320 KN95 mask in place

00:26:01.520 Mattelian doesn't expect the conflict

00:26:03.700 At last ditch to end soon 1.00

00:26:05.160 She plans to co-operatize the bar 1.00

00:26:07.520 So she doesn't bear so much financial liability

00:26:09.760 But that will come with its own challenges

00:26:11.880 And the discord about masking

00:26:13.600 Is unlikely to go away

00:26:14.840 But it comes with the territory, she says

00:26:17.160 There's conflict, but we just hope

00:26:19.020 That there's more repair than conflict

00:26:21.460 That's the price you pay to be in community, Battalion says.

00:26:25.660 I have to say, there's something depressing about all of this.

00:26:31.860 Not because I feel bad for this woman or anyone else involved in the story,

00:26:36.080 but because the picture of a sad lesbian in a COVID mask, tears streaming from her eyes, 0.97

00:26:44.180 somberly gyrating on a stripper pole in an empty lesbian bar, 0.96

00:26:48.360 while EDM music blasts from the speakers 0.96

00:26:50.940 is maybe the funniest single image

00:26:54.920 that it's possible to imagine.

00:26:57.960 That mournful stripper pole performance

00:27:00.540 may in fact be the most hilarious event to ever occur.

00:27:04.860 Have you ever heard of anything funnier 1.00

00:27:06.340 than a depressed lesbian in a surgical mask 1.00

00:27:09.120 weeping because the other lesbians 0.98

00:27:11.540 accused her of genociding the disabled 1.00

00:27:13.300 as she performs a doleful routine on a stripper pole 0.56

00:27:16.560 in the middle of an empty dance floor at midnight.

00:27:21.520 I haven't.

00:27:23.460 I don't think I ever will.

00:27:25.840 Which means it's all downhill comedically from here.

00:27:29.260 And it demonstrates again that satire is impossible.

00:27:32.840 I cannot satirize these people

00:27:34.680 because in my wildest and most demented imagination,

00:27:38.660 I never would have thought to end the story that way.

00:27:42.620 In fact, I don't think I could have invented

00:27:43.940 most of the details of this story.

00:27:46.560 It's not possible to exaggerate these people for comedic effect.

00:27:49.860 It's not possible to take their logic to a more cartoonish extreme than they have already taken it themselves.

00:27:56.600 And, you know, there's something kind of tragic about that.

00:28:00.960 In a weird way, I now know how our friend Mattelian must have felt while she was grimly twirling on that sad, forlorn stripper pole.

00:28:11.440 The sense of mourning, of confusion, of not knowing where to go from here.

00:28:16.560 I feel a kinship with her.

00:28:19.460 You know, we've both lost something through all of this. 1.00

00:28:21.960 She lost her dreams of having a bustling lesbian bar filled with vibrant and strange and unsightly creatures resembling the Star Wars cantina scene. 1.00

00:28:30.700 And I lost my dream of ever being able to mock these people more hilariously or effectively than they already mock themselves. 1.00

00:28:39.740 So we are in the same boat in many ways.

00:28:43.180 It almost makes me want to perform a grieving ritual on the dance floor.

00:28:46.560 but I fear that would be an act of ableist appropriation. 0.96

00:28:49.780 So instead, I will just say that the last-ditch lesbian bar 0.96

00:28:54.060 and its owner and its other owner off in clown school 0.99

00:28:57.700 and Noir the black lesbian who's maybe or maybe not actually a man 0.97

00:29:01.980 and for that matter, Disco the Clown, God bless him, 0.61

00:29:05.540 and everybody else involved in this story at any level

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The Matt Walsh Show - September 26, 2026

This Lesbian Bar In Massachusetts Ended Their Mask Mandate. All Hell Broke Loose.

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