The Megyn Kelly Show - October 05, 2020


Adam Carolla on Cancel Culture, The Trump Era Media and Blackface | Ep. 5


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

160.0039

Word Count

10,924

Sentence Count

618

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

Adam Carolla joins Megynkel on the show to talk about his new podcast, The Adam Carolla Show, and how to get along with folks even when you don t see eye-to-eye on the tough stuff.


Transcript

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00:01:13.860 Hey everybody, it's me, Megyn Kelly.
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00:03:44.720 Adam Carolla, thank you so much for being here.
00:03:47.340 It's my pleasure, Megan.
00:03:49.380 So I knew I liked you
00:03:51.240 because I saw you on O'Reilly for years
00:03:54.120 and you were always so funny and raw.
00:03:57.000 But the moment we really fell in love,
00:03:59.500 whether you knew it or not,
00:04:00.540 was during No Safe Spaces,
00:04:02.820 which my friend Mark Joseph produced
00:04:05.360 and made with you guys,
00:04:06.740 you and Dennis Prager, among others.
00:04:08.880 And it was the thing that most profoundly affected me
00:04:12.440 over the past two years that I've had off.
00:04:15.420 I sat in the movie theater.
00:04:17.660 I could not move,
00:04:20.840 especially when you started to talk about,
00:04:24.120 what happened at Evergreen College
00:04:26.160 with Brett Weinstein,
00:04:27.460 which I'll get to in a second.
00:04:28.420 But can you just tell me,
00:04:30.000 why did you say yes to that,
00:04:32.660 to having him follow you around
00:04:33.760 all these college campuses
00:04:34.700 and cover these controversies?
00:04:37.540 Well, thanks for watching the movie
00:04:39.000 and I'm glad it had an effect on you.
00:04:41.760 I don't chart my projects or career out
00:04:47.780 as painstakingly as some people might think I do.
00:04:52.700 I simply, it's like people say,
00:04:57.360 why did you do Dancing with the Stars?
00:04:59.300 And I said, because they asked.
00:05:01.540 That's why Dancing with the Stars.
00:05:03.300 I never thought about it.
00:05:04.340 I just did it.
00:05:05.440 I love Dennis Prager.
00:05:07.860 I wasn't that familiar with the team at the time.
00:05:11.040 I now love Mark Joseph
00:05:12.920 and many other people that were involved with the project.
00:05:15.760 But to me, somebody said,
00:05:18.120 you just want to,
00:05:18.840 do you want to do a project with Dennis Prager?
00:05:20.780 And I love spending time with Dennis Prager so much
00:05:25.220 that just the notion of hanging around
00:05:28.120 in the dressing room or the makeup room
00:05:30.840 or sort of backstage, as it were,
00:05:34.380 and just chewing the fat with Dennis Prager
00:05:36.280 sounded so enticing to me
00:05:38.260 that I just immediately said yes.
00:05:40.140 Yeah, I, he, he was also fearless in the movie.
00:05:46.120 But I, so the movie's about, you know,
00:05:48.680 how we shouldn't have these safe spaces,
00:05:50.560 but more and more we're seeing them
00:05:52.080 and how damaging they are.
00:05:54.260 But the, the scene that I said,
00:05:55.920 like really brought it home
00:05:56.820 was when you guys, you covered
00:05:58.300 what went on at,
00:06:00.260 at Evergreen College
00:06:01.920 out in the Pacific Northwest.
00:06:03.740 What's the specific city?
00:06:04.800 Um, Evergreen is,
00:06:09.760 there's a whole bunch of little colleges.
00:06:12.920 So, uh, anyway, for me,
00:06:15.160 I'll, I'll, I'll circle back.
00:06:16.760 I grew up in North Hollywood.
00:06:17.960 I was a kind of a standout football player
00:06:20.740 in high school and I got,
00:06:22.060 but not that good,
00:06:22.940 but I did get recruited to play
00:06:24.760 at like Willamette and Lewis and Clark
00:06:27.560 and all these weird little schools
00:06:29.760 that were up in the Oregon
00:06:31.580 and Washington area.
00:06:32.800 So I think Evergreen is just
00:06:34.880 one of those small colleges
00:06:36.800 that's in, in nestled in that area.
00:06:39.540 But it's ironic because it's so bucolic.
00:06:42.120 It's so peaceful.
00:06:43.480 And it's the last place
00:06:45.080 you'd ever think anything
00:06:46.020 like this would ever happen.
00:06:48.000 So at the college,
00:06:49.540 they had had sort of a,
00:06:51.280 a voluntary sick out for years,
00:06:54.080 um, amongst the students of color,
00:06:56.580 black students, students of color,
00:06:58.200 to sort of show the classmates,
00:07:00.640 this is what life would be like
00:07:01.820 without us.
00:07:02.840 And it was a voluntary thing
00:07:04.020 and they had done it for years.
00:07:05.320 And then the day came when they said,
00:07:07.480 how about if this year
00:07:08.460 the white people did not come?
00:07:11.240 And Brett Weinstein,
00:07:12.820 a liberal college there who,
00:07:14.460 a liberal professor there
00:07:15.460 who supported most of
00:07:16.940 these progressive causes said,
00:07:19.220 you know,
00:07:19.980 it's a little different
00:07:21.120 when you have one race
00:07:22.720 telling the other race not to come.
00:07:24.720 And that,
00:07:25.740 that may cause some discomfort
00:07:27.500 with people.
00:07:28.720 All hell broke loose.
00:07:30.840 And, and, you know,
00:07:32.400 you, why don't you tell us
00:07:33.440 what, what happened to Brett?
00:07:36.120 Well, Brett sort of said,
00:07:38.720 you guys can do whatever you want,
00:07:41.220 but I'm going to be showing up
00:07:42.680 to work on Monday.
00:07:44.760 And he showed up
00:07:46.500 and he just began teaching his class.
00:07:49.080 And I think,
00:07:50.900 I don't want to even say naively,
00:07:53.240 I don't think any of us
00:07:54.340 would have had
00:07:55.060 much, many thoughts about it,
00:07:57.360 especially a few years ago.
00:07:58.940 He's going to show up,
00:07:59.600 he's going to teach,
00:08:00.400 but it started to,
00:08:01.420 started to realize
00:08:02.520 there was like an angry mob
00:08:04.160 forming outside of his classroom.
00:08:07.140 And then at some point
00:08:08.540 he was told he had to basically
00:08:10.080 leave for his own safety.
00:08:12.320 And the most rep,
00:08:13.960 you know,
00:08:14.440 I think a lot of people
00:08:15.760 take away a lot of different things
00:08:19.400 from that moment.
00:08:23.760 And maybe some of the things
00:08:26.000 you take away are different
00:08:27.320 than some of the things
00:08:28.280 I take away.
00:08:30.500 You know, it wasn't the mob.
00:08:33.120 It wasn't the angry students.
00:08:35.320 It wasn't the 19 year olds
00:08:38.460 who are out of control
00:08:39.620 that really scared me.
00:08:42.240 It was the faculty
00:08:43.720 and the dean
00:08:45.880 and the security
00:08:47.280 that just stood back
00:08:48.720 and said,
00:08:49.360 we don't want to agitate
00:08:50.660 these people
00:08:51.520 so you're on your own.
00:08:53.000 Meaning that to me
00:08:55.600 is the scary part
00:08:57.360 about where we're heading
00:08:58.980 as a society.
00:09:00.040 If you sort of look at Evergreen
00:09:02.000 as a microcosm
00:09:04.920 of what's going on in Portland
00:09:07.820 or what's going on
00:09:09.740 in many cities
00:09:12.040 in our country,
00:09:13.720 it's not really
00:09:14.560 the angry 19 year olds
00:09:16.520 who are out there
00:09:17.320 pulling people out of cars
00:09:18.920 or hurting people
00:09:19.800 or looting
00:09:21.540 or breaking glass.
00:09:23.360 That's a constant.
00:09:25.000 That's always been with us
00:09:26.740 and probably always
00:09:27.600 will be with us.
00:09:28.880 What happened
00:09:29.940 to the authority?
00:09:31.280 What happened
00:09:31.880 to the mayors?
00:09:33.040 What happened
00:09:33.700 to the police?
00:09:34.840 What's going on?
00:09:36.060 So they all
00:09:36.760 just stepped back
00:09:38.060 and they just basically
00:09:39.440 told the professor,
00:09:40.880 Brett Weinstein,
00:09:42.620 you're on your own.
00:09:44.380 I'm now taking
00:09:45.720 my marching orders
00:09:47.040 from the mob.
00:09:48.480 So basically,
00:09:50.300 the folks that
00:09:52.080 the lunatics
00:09:55.240 had taken over the asylum,
00:09:56.900 the real person
00:09:59.520 in my mind
00:10:00.800 who's responsible
00:10:03.240 and who almost
00:10:04.920 had blood on his hands
00:10:06.300 was the faculty
00:10:09.200 and the administration
00:10:11.120 of Evergreen College
00:10:12.520 who just stood back
00:10:13.460 and let this whole thing happen.
00:10:15.140 And it's just a microcosm
00:10:16.320 of what we're seeing
00:10:17.380 at so many universities
00:10:18.900 across the country.
00:10:19.960 I can't really think
00:10:21.600 of any off the top
00:10:22.740 of my head
00:10:23.280 where the faculty
00:10:24.720 chooses to stand
00:10:26.120 behind a professor
00:10:27.920 who's gotten in trouble
00:10:29.460 for some nothing,
00:10:31.720 some nothingness.
00:10:33.180 I mean,
00:10:33.540 the controversy
00:10:34.100 is invented
00:10:34.780 out of whole cloth
00:10:35.940 in most of these instances.
00:10:37.940 But here,
00:10:38.900 let me tell you
00:10:39.340 the moment for me.
00:10:40.400 And for me,
00:10:40.820 it was a life-changing moment
00:10:42.580 where there was
00:10:44.500 a young Black girl
00:10:45.880 who was one
00:10:46.600 of Brett's students
00:10:47.520 and she wanted
00:10:49.580 to speak to him
00:10:50.460 about what he wrote
00:10:51.700 in his letter
00:10:52.120 and why.
00:10:52.940 That's it.
00:10:53.740 She just wanted
00:10:54.420 to understand
00:10:55.240 why he did it,
00:10:56.940 which seems
00:10:57.860 like a good thing
00:10:58.560 whether you want
00:10:59.940 to protest him or not.
00:11:00.960 You should know
00:11:01.360 what you're dealing with.
00:11:02.020 And she was shouted down
00:11:06.380 by the mob
00:11:07.560 as though she were
00:11:09.340 in a KKK hat.
00:11:11.640 And the next day,
00:11:13.320 she was forced,
00:11:15.180 forced to read
00:11:16.720 what was essentially
00:11:18.280 an apology
00:11:19.460 for trying to speak to him.
00:11:23.240 And we have a clip
00:11:24.280 of Brett Weinstein
00:11:25.100 talking about that moment.
00:11:27.440 Here it is.
00:11:28.560 The next day,
00:11:29.380 the protesters
00:11:30.340 made a point
00:11:33.240 of bringing her
00:11:35.620 to a rally
00:11:38.120 that they had organized
00:11:39.200 on campus
00:11:39.940 and having her
00:11:40.940 read a statement
00:11:42.620 that they had prepared
00:11:44.340 publicly.
00:11:45.420 And it's heart-wrenching
00:11:48.020 for me.
00:11:48.700 She read the statement
00:11:49.740 and she butchered it.
00:11:51.420 Reading out loud,
00:11:52.200 maybe in front of a group,
00:11:53.260 was not her,
00:11:54.660 in her skill set.
00:11:56.380 Based on false
00:11:57.640 racially charged
00:11:59.500 alleges...
00:12:00.860 Allegations.
00:12:03.460 They effectively
00:12:04.040 humiliated her
00:12:05.220 in order to demonstrate
00:12:06.780 that they had
00:12:08.980 recaptured her
00:12:10.320 in some way.
00:12:11.400 Whereas the college
00:12:12.740 administration
00:12:13.700 specified...
00:12:15.960 Sorry.
00:12:17.800 There are a lot of moments
00:12:18.600 that are
00:12:19.660 particularly telling
00:12:21.540 from the protest,
00:12:22.580 but I must say
00:12:23.120 that is among
00:12:24.560 the most chilling
00:12:25.560 to me.
00:12:27.460 Because, Adam,
00:12:28.400 if you don't go along
00:12:29.540 with the mob,
00:12:30.760 the mob will come
00:12:31.760 for you.
00:12:33.420 Well,
00:12:34.140 you're right, Megan.
00:12:35.520 That...
00:12:36.520 You were right
00:12:38.040 to kind of tune
00:12:38.980 into that little
00:12:39.860 flashpoint there
00:12:41.000 because
00:12:41.500 that is the scariest,
00:12:44.460 least American
00:12:45.700 part of this
00:12:47.320 whole moment
00:12:48.940 we're living in.
00:12:50.220 And I have...
00:12:51.560 It's not
00:12:53.240 that, you know,
00:12:55.020 Drew Brees
00:12:55.720 says,
00:12:57.680 I respect
00:12:59.220 Black Lives Matter,
00:13:00.640 but I stand
00:13:01.480 for the flag.
00:13:02.420 It's the part
00:13:03.340 where he has
00:13:04.700 to apologize.
00:13:06.720 The part...
00:13:08.040 And to me,
00:13:09.900 any...
00:13:10.340 Anybody
00:13:11.380 listening
00:13:12.560 who remembers
00:13:14.500 the Twilight Zone,
00:13:17.440 I always say
00:13:18.300 you're going to get
00:13:18.920 wished
00:13:19.400 into the cornfield.
00:13:20.640 so that
00:13:21.720 they had that
00:13:22.480 great episode
00:13:23.380 with that little kid
00:13:24.780 and he had that power
00:13:26.460 and he could just
00:13:27.620 wish you
00:13:28.220 into the cornfield
00:13:29.380 if you crossed him.
00:13:30.760 And all the adults
00:13:31.860 would gather around him
00:13:33.320 after he wished
00:13:34.740 someone into the cornfield
00:13:36.020 and go,
00:13:36.700 it's a real good thing
00:13:37.800 you did, Billy.
00:13:38.660 It's a real good thing.
00:13:40.080 Oh, you're a good boy.
00:13:41.060 And it's like,
00:13:41.840 yes,
00:13:42.200 or you'll be wished
00:13:43.180 into the cornfield.
00:13:44.280 All these corporations
00:13:45.720 apologizing.
00:13:47.460 That poor,
00:13:48.980 scared student
00:13:50.300 having to stand up there
00:13:51.600 and be humiliated
00:13:52.520 that way
00:13:53.060 or she was going
00:13:53.980 to get wished
00:13:54.660 into the cornfield.
00:13:56.340 Athletes,
00:13:57.580 politicians,
00:13:58.720 everyone has to apologize
00:14:00.280 or they're going
00:14:00.940 to get wished
00:14:02.040 into the cornfield.
00:14:03.620 And that's a scary...
00:14:05.200 That is a very scary point.
00:14:07.600 But it's not even
00:14:08.640 just to apologize.
00:14:09.840 It's that you now...
00:14:10.900 You must join.
00:14:12.000 You must be
00:14:12.520 an enthusiastic participant.
00:14:14.900 You know,
00:14:15.500 people have started
00:14:16.640 getting in trouble
00:14:17.720 for not tweeting out
00:14:19.600 Black Lives Matter.
00:14:20.960 Some of these controversies
00:14:22.060 we've seen
00:14:22.440 where somebody winds up
00:14:23.340 so-called canceled
00:14:24.180 is because they chose
00:14:25.500 to just not say anything.
00:14:27.300 And then the mob
00:14:29.020 turns on them.
00:14:29.880 Why haven't you tweeted it out?
00:14:31.360 It's like,
00:14:31.800 what business of yours
00:14:33.840 is that?
00:14:35.320 And to me,
00:14:36.840 a different movie reference,
00:14:38.200 it's like Mommy Dearest
00:14:39.940 where the mother,
00:14:42.680 Joan Crawford,
00:14:43.340 has gotten rid of
00:14:44.340 yet another man
00:14:45.040 in her life,
00:14:45.600 father figure
00:14:46.060 to the young daughter
00:14:46.940 who she's abusing
00:14:48.280 according to the daughter.
00:14:49.900 And the daughter says
00:14:51.340 in one scene,
00:14:52.240 if she doesn't like you,
00:14:54.280 she can make you disappear.
00:14:56.200 And it's like,
00:14:56.940 that's what everybody's
00:14:57.940 worried about
00:14:58.360 because they haven't
00:15:00.360 made anyone disappear.
00:15:01.620 But the mob has,
00:15:03.540 you know,
00:15:03.980 it's got a few notches
00:15:05.160 on its belt
00:15:05.920 in terms of taking
00:15:06.660 people's careers,
00:15:08.100 publicly humiliating them,
00:15:09.460 and even it's gone
00:15:10.620 so far now
00:15:11.300 as to get college
00:15:13.160 admissions
00:15:13.840 for young teens
00:15:15.520 who have screwed up
00:15:16.460 pulled
00:15:17.180 so their career,
00:15:19.320 their future academic career
00:15:20.480 at least,
00:15:21.060 is done
00:15:21.700 at age 17 or 18.
00:15:24.700 Yeah,
00:15:25.540 you're so right
00:15:26.700 getting back
00:15:28.060 to the way
00:15:29.620 these things
00:15:30.260 are handled.
00:15:33.320 And we could,
00:15:35.760 this stuff
00:15:36.660 could be sort of
00:15:37.560 nipped in the bud.
00:15:38.700 if,
00:15:39.720 you know,
00:15:40.240 those students
00:15:40.860 started surrounding
00:15:41.940 Brett Weinstein's
00:15:43.500 classroom,
00:15:45.180 if the powers that be,
00:15:46.980 if the adults,
00:15:48.000 and I'm holding my fingers
00:15:49.280 in air quotes,
00:15:50.400 if the adults
00:15:51.160 on that campus
00:15:52.020 had done their job
00:15:53.060 and said to those kids,
00:15:54.720 hey,
00:15:55.160 enough is enough.
00:15:56.080 You're out of here.
00:15:56.860 I'm calling the cops.
00:15:58.340 He's a professor.
00:15:59.420 You can't threaten him.
00:16:00.900 This thing,
00:16:01.640 these things
00:16:02.040 could be quelled.
00:16:03.360 The USC professor
00:16:05.140 who is doing some,
00:16:06.880 I don't know,
00:16:07.380 he was a language,
00:16:08.240 linguistics guy.
00:16:09.380 He was saying something
00:16:10.180 that sort of sounded
00:16:11.320 like the N-word,
00:16:12.220 but it was in Vietnamese
00:16:13.260 or something.
00:16:14.360 Right,
00:16:14.560 he was speaking
00:16:14.880 a foreign language.
00:16:16.200 Yeah,
00:16:16.360 he was speaking
00:16:16.620 a foreign language.
00:16:17.600 And the administration,
00:16:19.400 so somebody heard it
00:16:20.300 and someone was offended.
00:16:21.900 And the answer
00:16:22.660 to that
00:16:23.680 should have been,
00:16:24.840 sorry you were offended.
00:16:26.160 This is a different language.
00:16:27.540 There are many words
00:16:28.720 in many languages
00:16:29.720 and some of them
00:16:30.520 are going to sound
00:16:31.060 similar to some
00:16:31.960 of our words.
00:16:32.980 And some of them
00:16:33.580 are going to sound
00:16:34.120 similar to some words
00:16:35.100 you disagree with.
00:16:36.020 Anyway,
00:16:37.460 next,
00:16:38.360 moving on.
00:16:39.660 Right.
00:16:40.000 Instead,
00:16:40.860 they're saying to a guy
00:16:41.620 like,
00:16:41.880 I'm going to suspend you
00:16:42.760 for two weeks.
00:16:43.800 And we're like,
00:16:44.600 for what?
00:16:45.840 And all you're doing,
00:16:47.460 all these idiots,
00:16:48.680 and again,
00:16:49.320 I don't blame the students.
00:16:50.740 Everyone is dumb at 19.
00:16:52.380 They have bad parents.
00:16:53.680 Fine.
00:16:54.420 So be it.
00:16:55.820 The administration
00:16:56.840 and the faculty.
00:16:58.540 The administration
00:16:59.080 and the faculty
00:16:59.760 need to start telling
00:17:00.940 the 19-year-olds,
00:17:02.000 hey,
00:17:02.340 get over it.
00:17:03.260 Thicken up your skin.
00:17:04.160 It's a coincidence.
00:17:05.580 Moving on.
00:17:06.360 Stop looking for it.
00:17:08.040 If you find actual cases
00:17:09.780 of racism,
00:17:11.080 then come to me.
00:17:12.600 When you manufacture them,
00:17:14.560 don't come into my office
00:17:15.640 because I'm not going
00:17:16.300 to do anything.
00:17:17.540 It's a bunch of 19-year-olds
00:17:19.020 going into the dean's office
00:17:20.540 going,
00:17:21.280 for our demands.
00:17:22.180 And the dean going,
00:17:23.100 okay,
00:17:23.820 let me carry out those demands.
00:17:25.700 Yeah,
00:17:25.900 the deans are in the fetal position.
00:17:28.180 They're just begging
00:17:28.940 not to get flogged.
00:17:31.200 Right.
00:17:31.680 Because he was one
00:17:32.940 of those 19-year-olds
00:17:34.380 35 years ago
00:17:36.160 and this is the direction
00:17:37.660 he took.
00:17:39.120 But I worry
00:17:40.180 because I used to have
00:17:41.960 debates on the Kelly File
00:17:42.940 where somebody would talk
00:17:44.060 about what's happening
00:17:44.980 on a college campus
00:17:45.920 and how weak
00:17:47.460 the students were.
00:17:48.840 I mean,
00:17:49.060 I remember
00:17:49.560 there was a story
00:17:50.440 out of Columbia Law School
00:17:51.700 and it was after
00:17:53.160 the protests
00:17:54.140 in Ferguson, Missouri
00:17:55.280 over the Michael Brown case,
00:17:56.600 which of course
00:17:57.020 we now know
00:17:57.620 was based on a lie
00:17:58.640 of hands up,
00:17:59.620 don't shoot.
00:18:00.060 But the students
00:18:01.540 at the law school
00:18:02.580 wanted to have
00:18:04.240 their midterm exams
00:18:06.140 off
00:18:06.500 or their final exams
00:18:07.340 off.
00:18:08.180 They didn't want
00:18:08.540 to take them
00:18:09.120 because the argument
00:18:10.540 was they could not
00:18:12.080 function in the face
00:18:13.120 of a perceived injustice.
00:18:15.420 Law students.
00:18:16.720 I'm like,
00:18:17.460 do they have any idea
00:18:18.400 what lawyers do?
00:18:20.200 They're not going
00:18:20.920 to be very good lawyers
00:18:21.860 if that's the case.
00:18:23.380 But the school,
00:18:25.180 they catered to them.
00:18:26.820 And I remember
00:18:27.740 thinking the kids
00:18:30.220 who aren't
00:18:30.960 having that done
00:18:32.100 for them,
00:18:32.500 who are like
00:18:32.960 just going to have
00:18:33.440 to take the exams,
00:18:34.300 they're going to crush
00:18:34.860 these other kids.
00:18:36.020 When they meet
00:18:36.660 in the world,
00:18:37.460 the ones who have
00:18:38.320 been through adversity
00:18:39.280 have built up
00:18:40.620 some resilience
00:18:41.360 are going to crush
00:18:42.700 the safe spaces kids.
00:18:44.720 But it seems to me
00:18:46.800 like the safe spaces
00:18:48.180 kids are winning.
00:18:50.160 Like,
00:18:51.080 what's going to happen
00:18:52.200 instead is the people
00:18:53.460 who don't get offended
00:18:54.560 at every turn
00:18:55.300 and just know how to function
00:18:56.400 even if their feelings
00:18:57.680 get hurt
00:18:58.160 are going to be shamed
00:18:59.880 into submission
00:19:00.560 into joining
00:19:01.340 the woke crowd
00:19:02.160 because corporate America
00:19:03.460 now seems on board.
00:19:06.520 Well,
00:19:07.600 you know,
00:19:08.020 sadly,
00:19:08.840 corporate America
00:19:09.620 will go
00:19:10.420 any way
00:19:11.200 the wind is blowing.
00:19:12.760 They have no personality.
00:19:15.080 They're a path
00:19:16.660 of least resistance.
00:19:18.320 They're constantly
00:19:19.080 trying to
00:19:19.780 win a popularity contest.
00:19:22.380 They simply
00:19:23.460 care about money
00:19:25.220 and they
00:19:26.720 attempt to fool
00:19:28.480 society.
00:19:30.320 So,
00:19:31.380 at some point,
00:19:32.500 I'll give you an example
00:19:33.640 of corporate America.
00:19:35.460 At some point,
00:19:36.820 they started figuring out
00:19:38.320 that we were becoming
00:19:39.800 feelings-based.
00:19:41.720 And so,
00:19:42.360 when I grew up,
00:19:43.640 when you were younger,
00:19:45.140 you would watch,
00:19:45.940 you'd see a car commercial
00:19:47.120 or truck commercial
00:19:48.220 and the commercial
00:19:49.380 would advertise
00:19:50.200 how much torque
00:19:51.160 and horsepower,
00:19:52.500 gas mileage,
00:19:53.460 bumper-to-bumper,
00:19:54.920 100,000-mile warranty,
00:19:56.860 galvanized steel,
00:19:58.340 durability,
00:19:59.300 this truck is tough,
00:20:00.680 you know what I mean?
00:20:01.460 Now you see
00:20:02.340 a Subaru commercial.
00:20:03.960 Subarus are made
00:20:05.060 with love.
00:20:06.860 You'd see a Subaru,
00:20:08.820 you folks,
00:20:10.320 watch your next
00:20:11.120 Subaru commercial.
00:20:12.700 See if they even
00:20:13.660 discuss price,
00:20:15.640 mileage,
00:20:16.820 torque,
00:20:17.420 horsepower,
00:20:18.420 safety.
00:20:19.000 It's just a family.
00:20:20.660 They have their puppies
00:20:21.580 in the back.
00:20:22.340 They're going down
00:20:23.220 the open highway.
00:20:24.560 They're exploring life.
00:20:25.860 There's a guy
00:20:26.360 strumming a guitar
00:20:27.520 in the background.
00:20:29.100 But here's my example.
00:20:30.840 Subaru
00:20:31.260 is a giant
00:20:32.840 Japanese
00:20:34.160 multinational company
00:20:36.120 and
00:20:37.340 Subaru
00:20:38.160 makes
00:20:39.180 Subaru
00:20:40.040 foresters
00:20:41.000 and outbacks
00:20:41.840 and station wagons
00:20:43.340 with love,
00:20:44.620 but they also
00:20:45.280 make attack
00:20:46.100 helicopters
00:20:46.760 for the Japanese
00:20:47.800 army.
00:20:48.200 So do they
00:20:49.980 make those
00:20:50.580 with love?
00:20:51.740 Are they
00:20:52.500 a love-based
00:20:53.360 company?
00:20:54.240 Or are they
00:20:54.760 just spoon-feeding
00:20:55.840 this to a bunch
00:20:56.800 of dumb Americans
00:20:58.000 who've gotten
00:20:58.380 really soft?
00:21:00.040 So if you want
00:21:01.960 to know
00:21:02.260 where we're at,
00:21:03.700 see what
00:21:04.240 Madison Avenue
00:21:04.980 is putting out
00:21:06.260 and look at
00:21:07.100 the commercials
00:21:07.600 from the 60s
00:21:08.780 and the 70s
00:21:09.720 and the 80s.
00:21:10.740 Look at the
00:21:11.100 commercials now.
00:21:12.040 All good vibes.
00:21:13.460 It's just all
00:21:14.120 about what a
00:21:15.200 good-hearted
00:21:16.280 company.
00:21:17.420 And it really
00:21:17.860 doesn't matter.
00:21:18.800 It could be
00:21:19.220 McDonald's
00:21:19.980 or it could
00:21:20.420 be Subaru.
00:21:21.400 It's just
00:21:21.800 all good
00:21:22.880 vibes.
00:21:23.940 I remember,
00:21:25.200 I know a big
00:21:26.120 fundraiser here
00:21:26.900 in New York
00:21:27.320 for the Democrats
00:21:28.200 and this person
00:21:29.500 was telling me
00:21:30.040 that they had
00:21:30.700 interviewed all
00:21:31.500 of the top
00:21:32.760 candidates running
00:21:33.540 before the
00:21:34.860 party settled
00:21:35.520 on Joe Biden
00:21:36.180 and he had
00:21:37.460 one discussion
00:21:38.080 with Cory Booker
00:21:38.860 when he said,
00:21:39.520 you know,
00:21:39.640 what's your
00:21:39.860 approach going
00:21:40.280 to be?
00:21:40.620 Like,
00:21:40.800 what are you
00:21:41.400 going to argue?
00:21:42.480 And Booker
00:21:43.040 said,
00:21:43.380 you know,
00:21:43.620 it's all about
00:21:44.400 the love,
00:21:44.940 man.
00:21:45.420 It's like,
00:21:45.920 it's about
00:21:46.760 the love.
00:21:47.960 And this
00:21:48.280 fundraiser was
00:21:48.960 like,
00:21:49.920 no,
00:21:50.660 no,
00:21:51.160 it isn't
00:21:51.620 at all.
00:21:52.440 You've got
00:21:52.860 to get out
00:21:53.180 there and
00:21:53.480 fight.
00:21:54.020 What are you
00:21:54.340 saying?
00:21:54.880 You're not
00:21:55.240 running to be
00:21:55.720 the nation's
00:21:56.260 therapist.
00:21:57.160 You've got
00:21:57.680 to take
00:21:57.980 on Donald
00:21:58.460 Trump.
00:21:59.280 And that's
00:22:00.180 part of
00:22:00.500 what's
00:22:00.720 appealing
00:22:01.020 about Trump
00:22:01.880 is he's
00:22:02.320 a fighter.
00:22:03.040 I mean,
00:22:03.360 he'll fight
00:22:03.980 anybody,
00:22:05.260 anywhere,
00:22:05.900 over anything.
00:22:09.900 Well,
00:22:10.340 as you know,
00:22:10.880 identity theft
00:22:11.760 is bad.
00:22:12.940 It's everywhere.
00:22:13.660 But did you
00:22:14.240 know that
00:22:14.460 it's become
00:22:14.840 a big-time
00:22:15.660 crime with
00:22:16.840 criminal gangs
00:22:18.160 operating units
00:22:19.380 dedicated entirely
00:22:20.800 to it?
00:22:21.940 And certain
00:22:22.280 behavior can
00:22:22.820 make you more
00:22:23.360 vulnerable to
00:22:24.080 this thing.
00:22:24.660 Identity theft,
00:22:25.400 like not checking
00:22:26.360 your credit card
00:22:27.140 or your bank
00:22:27.600 statements.
00:22:29.580 I feel like
00:22:30.520 they're looking
00:22:30.820 at me.
00:22:31.660 Using the
00:22:32.160 same username
00:22:33.120 and password
00:22:33.660 on every account.
00:22:34.540 And you know,
00:22:34.820 you have like
00:22:35.240 40,000 accounts.
00:22:36.380 It's hard to keep
00:22:37.000 making up the new
00:22:37.660 passwords.
00:22:38.920 You never check
00:22:39.700 your credit report.
00:22:40.400 I mean,
00:22:40.800 seriously,
00:22:41.140 when was the
00:22:41.400 last time you
00:22:41.720 did that?
00:22:42.540 And oversharing
00:22:43.360 personal information
00:22:44.340 on social media.
00:22:46.100 Hmm.
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00:22:48.580 Like your
00:22:49.180 mother's maiden
00:22:49.660 name.
00:22:50.180 You shouldn't
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00:22:53.700 then you're
00:22:54.000 vulnerable.
00:22:55.120 You put your
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00:22:59.380 around the
00:22:59.760 world keep
00:23:00.440 finding new
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00:23:51.540 I want to
00:23:57.580 ask you, because
00:23:57.980 I thought, I
00:23:58.440 heard you make
00:23:59.100 a comparison
00:23:59.980 that I thought
00:24:00.320 was so
00:24:00.780 interesting, that
00:24:02.240 these woke
00:24:03.200 scolds, they're
00:24:05.440 like Scientologists.
00:24:08.140 Can you explain
00:24:08.640 that?
00:24:11.040 Yeah, it is
00:24:12.180 something I kind
00:24:13.820 of stumbled onto
00:24:14.840 just a few days
00:24:16.160 ago when I was
00:24:16.820 thinking about it
00:24:17.700 out loud, which
00:24:20.060 is the woke
00:24:22.180 scolds scare
00:24:24.160 everybody.
00:24:25.400 They really
00:24:26.360 do scare
00:24:27.040 people, and
00:24:27.580 there has
00:24:28.020 been enough
00:24:28.560 examples, as
00:24:29.780 you mentioned,
00:24:30.320 of people sort
00:24:31.020 of being removed
00:24:32.200 from their
00:24:33.320 livelihood.
00:24:34.480 So people
00:24:34.940 are duly
00:24:36.420 scared of
00:24:37.400 them, but
00:24:38.380 they don't
00:24:39.440 have as much
00:24:40.460 power as
00:24:41.440 people think,
00:24:42.860 and in some
00:24:43.740 cases, no
00:24:44.600 power.
00:24:45.560 And they
00:24:45.940 certainly couldn't
00:24:46.800 do anything if
00:24:47.960 everyone just
00:24:48.740 started speaking
00:24:49.640 their mind
00:24:50.460 Monday morning
00:24:51.640 at 9 a.m.
00:24:53.040 They couldn't
00:24:54.080 deplatform enough
00:24:55.200 people, they
00:24:55.840 couldn't remove
00:24:57.200 enough people from
00:24:58.060 their livelihood.
00:25:00.140 So, Scientology.
00:25:02.920 Now, we all
00:25:03.540 look at
00:25:04.000 Scientology now,
00:25:05.300 and we think,
00:25:05.920 oh, God, what a
00:25:06.960 joke, or they're
00:25:07.640 on the run, or
00:25:08.480 you know, there's
00:25:10.620 all this stuff.
00:25:11.520 The cat's out of
00:25:12.360 the bag with
00:25:12.760 Scientology.
00:25:13.340 When I started
00:25:15.200 my radio
00:25:16.460 career in
00:25:17.960 the mid
00:25:18.940 to late
00:25:19.680 90s, I
00:25:21.500 made some
00:25:22.260 jokes about
00:25:22.980 Scientology, I
00:25:24.140 called it a
00:25:24.720 cult, blah,
00:25:25.440 blah, blah.
00:25:27.380 Scientology
00:25:28.020 sent a long
00:25:29.560 letter basically
00:25:31.040 explaining what
00:25:32.020 I had to do
00:25:33.020 to apologize
00:25:34.280 to them.
00:25:35.060 They even gave
00:25:35.580 me a script
00:25:36.480 to read on
00:25:38.020 the air.
00:25:39.180 And then we
00:25:40.300 had a decision
00:25:41.100 to make.
00:25:41.660 Do we
00:25:42.560 apologize to
00:25:43.620 Scientology, or
00:25:45.440 do we say
00:25:46.900 something about
00:25:47.680 Scientology sending
00:25:48.880 me this prepared
00:25:49.760 statement?
00:25:51.660 Everybody who
00:25:53.640 I knew, I was
00:25:54.620 living in
00:25:55.220 Hollywood at
00:25:56.200 the time.
00:25:57.180 The Hollywood
00:25:57.700 Celebrity Center
00:25:58.920 for Scientology
00:25:59.820 was literally
00:26:00.480 down the street
00:26:01.380 from where I
00:26:01.900 lived.
00:26:03.160 And everyone
00:26:03.720 said, don't
00:26:05.140 cross Scientology
00:26:06.860 that will destroy
00:26:07.720 your life.
00:26:08.900 That will ruin
00:26:09.480 your life.
00:26:09.980 And I
00:26:11.320 thought, really?
00:26:12.500 And everyone
00:26:13.120 I spoke to
00:26:14.460 said, Scientology
00:26:15.660 will ruin your
00:26:16.700 life.
00:26:17.260 No, that's not
00:26:17.740 good.
00:26:18.840 Yeah, just
00:26:19.620 literally just
00:26:20.900 apologize to
00:26:21.820 them and get
00:26:22.480 on with your
00:26:22.980 life.
00:26:23.820 And I thought
00:26:24.420 about it and I
00:26:25.120 went, yeah, but
00:26:25.820 they're such
00:26:26.420 idiots.
00:26:27.020 And I thought,
00:26:28.060 screw it.
00:26:28.980 And I went on
00:26:29.780 the air that
00:26:30.500 night and I
00:26:31.320 took their
00:26:31.880 script and I
00:26:34.180 started making
00:26:34.840 fun of it and
00:26:35.780 I said they sent
00:26:36.820 me a script and
00:26:37.580 they expected me
00:26:38.260 to read it where
00:26:38.880 they could screw
00:26:39.580 themselves.
00:26:40.400 I'm not going
00:26:41.080 to do it and
00:26:41.980 blah, blah, blah.
00:26:42.960 And then for the
00:26:43.560 next week, I
00:26:44.540 worried because
00:26:45.560 everyone said
00:26:46.100 these guys are
00:26:46.620 going to camp
00:26:47.060 outside your
00:26:47.620 house, they're
00:26:48.180 going to go
00:26:48.760 through your
00:26:49.080 garbage can and
00:26:50.360 nothing happened.
00:26:52.140 And but that's
00:26:53.600 the way 25 years
00:26:55.100 ago, people were
00:26:55.920 scared to death of
00:26:57.400 Scientology.
00:26:58.120 But here's what
00:26:58.680 happened.
00:26:59.740 Leah Remini and
00:27:01.180 Adam Carolla and
00:27:02.380 whomever, everyone
00:27:03.560 just sort of came
00:27:04.420 out.
00:27:05.360 And when we all
00:27:05.940 came out and I
00:27:07.460 wasn't in
00:27:08.120 Scientology, but
00:27:08.980 what I'm saying
00:27:09.380 is everyone
00:27:10.000 just stood
00:27:10.960 their ground,
00:27:11.760 didn't apologize
00:27:12.580 and basically
00:27:15.420 stuck by their
00:27:16.400 guns.
00:27:17.160 And it turned
00:27:17.560 out Scientology
00:27:18.460 had no power.
00:27:20.260 They couldn't
00:27:20.740 do anything.
00:27:22.000 And it's the
00:27:22.920 same with the
00:27:23.460 woke skulls.
00:27:24.400 They had no
00:27:25.160 power.
00:27:25.740 They can't do
00:27:26.500 anything.
00:27:27.280 Stop apologizing.
00:27:28.580 Just stand up,
00:27:29.680 stay your ground,
00:27:30.640 and they'll go
00:27:31.120 away.
00:27:31.460 Just like whatever
00:27:32.380 happened to
00:27:32.940 Scientology will
00:27:34.220 happen to this
00:27:35.000 movement if people
00:27:36.080 just stand up.
00:27:36.940 Well, maybe.
00:27:38.120 Right?
00:27:38.320 It depends on how
00:27:39.060 it's coming at
00:27:39.740 you.
00:27:40.040 Because if it's
00:27:40.500 your employer
00:27:41.080 saying it's
00:27:42.200 your job, or
00:27:43.620 you get out there
00:27:44.620 and apologize, or
00:27:45.400 you're fired, most
00:27:46.800 people don't have
00:27:47.340 the economic
00:27:47.920 independence.
00:27:48.500 And even those
00:27:49.440 who have economic
00:27:50.100 independence who
00:27:50.800 don't want to
00:27:51.080 lose their jobs
00:27:51.860 will make a
00:27:52.860 different choice.
00:27:53.780 It's going to
00:27:54.500 take more.
00:27:55.460 It's going to
00:27:55.840 take a societal
00:27:57.240 recoiling from
00:27:58.880 what they're doing.
00:27:59.540 I'm with you.
00:28:00.540 I'm saying, here's
00:28:02.480 what we can't
00:28:04.480 do.
00:28:05.520 If, in fact, we
00:28:07.380 do it one at a
00:28:08.820 time.
00:28:09.820 So, if, you
00:28:11.880 know, if the
00:28:13.580 German soldier is
00:28:14.800 holding the
00:28:15.340 machine gun, and
00:28:16.520 we're all on the
00:28:18.600 other side of the
00:28:19.460 yard, and we
00:28:21.200 charge that guy
00:28:22.800 one person at a
00:28:24.240 time, then we'll
00:28:25.140 all be picked
00:28:25.920 off.
00:28:26.340 If we all go
00:28:27.520 simultaneously, we'll
00:28:29.640 get to the guy and
00:28:30.960 take his gun away.
00:28:32.480 Few people are
00:28:33.280 going to drop on
00:28:34.180 the way.
00:28:34.760 What I'm saying is
00:28:35.740 everyone needs to
00:28:36.940 just stand up
00:28:38.000 simultaneously and
00:28:39.900 say enough is
00:28:40.640 enough.
00:28:41.120 You do it one at
00:28:41.940 a time, everyone
00:28:43.020 just gets picked
00:28:43.720 off.
00:28:44.240 Yeah, that's
00:28:45.020 right.
00:28:45.400 And we're still
00:28:46.160 sort of in that
00:28:46.800 stage where people
00:28:47.640 don't feel
00:28:48.700 empowered, although
00:28:49.440 I do feel somewhat
00:28:50.740 of a shift.
00:28:51.360 I think people are
00:28:51.940 getting sick of
00:28:53.280 this.
00:28:53.680 I mean, they're
00:28:53.900 just getting sick
00:28:54.740 of being lectured
00:28:55.540 to by, as
00:28:56.320 Bill Maher
00:28:56.760 always says, who
00:28:57.580 are these perfect
00:28:58.300 people?
00:28:58.880 I think that's
00:28:59.360 exactly right.
00:29:00.680 Like, you know,
00:29:01.660 they've got
00:29:02.240 skeletons in their
00:29:02.960 closets.
00:29:03.700 They've got
00:29:04.020 mistakes that
00:29:04.680 they've made or
00:29:05.300 that are coming
00:29:05.820 their way for
00:29:07.080 which they're
00:29:07.480 going to need
00:29:07.900 forgiveness because
00:29:08.760 they're human.
00:29:11.180 And to sit in
00:29:12.720 judgment, even
00:29:13.380 Barack Obama has
00:29:14.200 criticized it with
00:29:15.020 their little thumbs
00:29:15.880 on their phones
00:29:17.160 thinking that's
00:29:18.320 activism.
00:29:19.300 They're in for a
00:29:20.160 rude awakening.
00:29:20.980 And none of
00:29:21.880 those people, none
00:29:22.960 of those people
00:29:23.520 will wind up having
00:29:24.640 a successful
00:29:25.500 corporate career.
00:29:27.380 You just, you
00:29:27.740 have to have
00:29:28.320 thicker skin and
00:29:29.580 be a more
00:29:30.200 principled person
00:29:31.780 than that.
00:29:33.500 All right, I
00:29:34.040 got to ask you a
00:29:34.600 question now because
00:29:35.720 I didn't know, I
00:29:36.680 knew a lot about
00:29:37.180 you, but I
00:29:37.600 didn't know that
00:29:38.080 you were, you
00:29:39.060 were like the
00:29:39.560 carnac of political
00:29:41.380 commentary because I
00:29:42.600 read in preparing
00:29:43.500 for this that in
00:29:44.080 2008 you predicted
00:29:45.220 Donald Trump was
00:29:45.980 going to be
00:29:46.320 president.
00:29:47.480 2008 you predicted
00:29:49.240 he was going to be
00:29:49.840 president and it
00:29:50.420 wasn't a joke.
00:29:51.100 You were serious.
00:29:52.760 So I have to ask
00:29:54.980 you, what's your
00:29:55.540 prediction this time
00:29:56.920 around?
00:29:57.260 Is he going to
00:29:57.940 remain president?
00:30:00.240 Yeah, I called in
00:30:01.700 2008, I said he was
00:30:03.480 going to be president
00:30:04.440 in 2016, which is a
00:30:07.980 little, even a little
00:30:09.260 more accurate than
00:30:10.240 just president in
00:30:11.160 general.
00:30:11.740 So I don't know, I'll
00:30:13.200 call that dumb luck.
00:30:16.000 Here's what I think
00:30:17.200 and you're, you're
00:30:18.380 uniquely qualified to
00:30:20.620 ruminate on this.
00:30:23.400 So I'm definitely
00:30:24.240 interested in what
00:30:25.140 your thoughts are.
00:30:27.120 We learned in the
00:30:29.080 last election that
00:30:31.120 celebrity and
00:30:32.700 celebrity endorsements
00:30:34.180 really didn't help
00:30:36.120 or hold any power,
00:30:37.600 right?
00:30:38.560 Like we always were
00:30:40.200 kind of, again, in a
00:30:42.080 way, it's kind of like
00:30:42.980 Scientology.
00:30:44.000 It's kind of like the
00:30:44.760 woke skull.
00:30:45.420 Like we always just
00:30:46.020 thought, well, once you
00:30:47.060 get Beyonce on your
00:30:49.440 side and Oprah, then
00:30:51.560 you're going to win,
00:30:52.280 you know, George
00:30:52.860 Clooney, you're going
00:30:53.720 to win, right?
00:30:54.400 Like we get these
00:30:55.080 celebrities behind you
00:30:56.040 at Robert De Niro.
00:30:58.060 It turned out they
00:31:00.560 don't really hold any
00:31:01.980 weight and in a weird
00:31:03.600 way, maybe when half
00:31:05.140 the country finds out
00:31:06.200 Robert De Niro is for
00:31:07.300 something, they're
00:31:07.960 against it now, right?
00:31:09.240 So my take on the
00:31:11.460 last election was a
00:31:13.360 kind of a referendum
00:31:14.300 on celebrity.
00:31:15.860 This election, we're
00:31:19.060 going to find out if
00:31:21.340 an endorsement
00:31:22.420 essentially from CNN
00:31:25.100 and MSNBC and the
00:31:28.020 New York Times and the
00:31:29.780 Los Angeles Times, we're
00:31:31.320 going to find out if
00:31:32.300 that moves the needle.
00:31:34.700 I mean, obviously, it
00:31:36.620 has more effect than a
00:31:38.220 celebrity endorsement,
00:31:39.380 but what I'm starting to
00:31:41.320 feel, and again, I'm
00:31:42.740 interested in your take
00:31:43.700 on this, is they are
00:31:46.200 starting to lose some
00:31:47.540 of their power.
00:31:49.300 And we'll find out if
00:31:51.300 essentially being, if,
00:31:54.040 you know, 18 or 19 out
00:31:56.820 of the 20 major news
00:31:58.440 outlets being all in for
00:32:00.540 Biden is going to be
00:32:02.860 enough to win it for
00:32:05.020 Biden.
00:32:05.360 Now, obviously, 20 years
00:32:06.780 ago, you would have won
00:32:08.040 in a landslide if that's
00:32:09.400 how it worked.
00:32:09.960 But now people are
00:32:11.260 getting their information
00:32:12.280 from different places.
00:32:13.260 They have less and less
00:32:14.540 faith in the CNNs of the
00:32:19.060 world.
00:32:19.700 And maybe, and I'll tell
00:32:21.880 you, if Trump wins this
00:32:25.520 election, it is the worst.
00:32:29.320 It's a referendum on CNN
00:32:31.180 more than it is on Biden.
00:32:33.660 Yeah, well, I have a couple
00:32:36.080 of thoughts on that.
00:32:36.840 I think, first of all, the
00:32:38.580 reason that celebrities'
00:32:39.780 influence over the
00:32:40.980 electorate has gone so far
00:32:42.320 down is because they've
00:32:43.300 shown their cards.
00:32:44.720 They've shown that they
00:32:46.500 can't stand half of the
00:32:48.580 country.
00:32:49.280 They think, as Hillary
00:32:50.240 said, they're deplorable.
00:32:52.300 And it just, their
00:32:53.040 contempt is oozing out of
00:32:54.620 them.
00:32:55.380 And so I think middle
00:32:56.360 America, having watched
00:32:57.720 enough television and
00:32:58.520 seen enough movies and
00:32:59.800 watched enough interviews,
00:33:00.960 has given them a
00:33:02.060 collective middle finger.
00:33:02.940 You know, like, we
00:33:04.260 don't need you, Ben
00:33:05.260 Affleck, who won't even
00:33:06.300 act in a movie with
00:33:07.340 somebody who self
00:33:08.000 identifies as a
00:33:08.820 Republican, right?
00:33:09.980 Like, we don't have to
00:33:11.360 watch your stupid movie.
00:33:12.800 And we couldn't care less
00:33:13.980 if you come out and
00:33:15.040 endorse the Democrat
00:33:16.160 because we're not
00:33:17.340 surprised and we don't
00:33:18.240 really care what you
00:33:19.240 think.
00:33:19.480 You don't understand us.
00:33:21.300 I used to say, though,
00:33:22.860 the last thing, if the
00:33:24.360 Democrats learn nothing,
00:33:25.460 they should learn to
00:33:26.320 never put Lena Dunham at
00:33:27.680 a campaign event again,
00:33:29.280 ever.
00:33:30.020 She is.
00:33:30.660 She was so alienating and
00:33:32.560 polarizing last time and
00:33:34.500 who in their right minds
00:33:36.600 thinks that Lena Dunham
00:33:38.940 is going to help
00:33:39.980 generate votes either
00:33:42.140 within the Democratic
00:33:42.800 Party or outside.
00:33:44.840 Listen, I live in this
00:33:46.060 town and this town is so
00:33:49.680 insular and isolated that
00:33:53.220 like Lena Dunham would do
00:33:56.380 her HBO show Girls and it
00:33:59.160 probably got three or four
00:34:00.120 hundred thousand views
00:34:01.220 every every Sunday.
00:34:03.180 And my friend works on
00:34:05.040 Tim Allen's show, Last
00:34:06.340 Man Standing.
00:34:07.240 He's a showrunner and
00:34:09.500 they get eight million
00:34:10.560 people and all this town
00:34:12.420 every week.
00:34:13.240 And all this town would do
00:34:14.200 is talk about Lena Dunham's
00:34:15.580 show.
00:34:16.200 You know, they think this
00:34:17.660 town is the entire nation.
00:34:20.000 And that's why they're
00:34:21.200 always confused.
00:34:22.160 They're like, I don't know
00:34:24.020 one person who would vote
00:34:25.900 for Trump and I don't know
00:34:26.980 one person who drives a
00:34:28.140 pickup truck or owns a gun.
00:34:30.400 Like, can I tell you, I
00:34:32.120 saw to your point, I saw
00:34:34.220 Barbra Streisand at an
00:34:35.540 event not long after Trump
00:34:37.660 won and she was very kind,
00:34:39.900 very gracious, but she
00:34:41.300 pulled me aside to talk
00:34:42.300 politics for a minute.
00:34:43.280 And, you know, she's a
00:34:43.920 she's a committed
00:34:44.420 progressive and she wanted
00:34:46.360 me to help her understand
00:34:47.760 how Trump won.
00:34:48.680 And her biggest question to
00:34:50.700 me was she was baffled by
00:34:52.380 the coal miners voting for
00:34:55.260 Trump.
00:34:55.580 She's like the coal miners.
00:34:57.400 How did the coal miners vote
00:34:58.880 for Trump?
00:35:00.060 I'm like, you've got to be
00:35:01.600 kidding me, right?
00:35:02.540 Like Hillary Clinton
00:35:04.080 expressly said she wanted
00:35:06.240 to kill coal.
00:35:07.300 Like, who would you vote
00:35:08.920 for if you were a coal
00:35:10.660 miner?
00:35:10.940 But that's how out of touch
00:35:12.640 she was on that issue.
00:35:14.660 And I think a lot of the
00:35:15.520 people on the coast and we
00:35:16.360 see it, you know, I don't
00:35:17.400 spend a lot of time with
00:35:18.120 celebrities, but I see it at
00:35:19.220 the the Emmys and the
00:35:21.100 Oscars and, you know, all
00:35:22.960 the lecturing they do.
00:35:24.300 And it's the same people who
00:35:25.420 were supporting Harvey
00:35:26.240 Weinstein, who was sexually
00:35:27.660 assaulting half of Hollywood.
00:35:29.160 So they've lost their
00:35:30.220 credibility.
00:35:30.660 And the same thing has
00:35:32.740 happened to the media
00:35:33.560 because, you know, when I
00:35:35.000 was on Fox, which
00:35:36.320 obviously leans right and
00:35:37.760 is sort of I think it's they
00:35:38.860 see themselves as the
00:35:39.800 antidote to the
00:35:41.520 the left wing bias that we
00:35:43.040 see in all the other
00:35:43.920 media.
00:35:44.280 I think the audience is
00:35:46.580 aware of that.
00:35:47.360 But I used to watch a lot
00:35:48.900 of CNN when I was getting
00:35:50.160 ready for the Kelly file.
00:35:51.140 I'd watch CNN because they
00:35:53.400 used to report the news
00:35:54.440 straight down the middle.
00:35:55.620 So I thought, all right, it's
00:35:57.060 boring, but at least I'm
00:35:58.300 getting facts.
00:35:59.660 And I can't I can't watch
00:36:01.540 CNN now at all.
00:36:02.740 It's it's total propaganda
00:36:04.720 for the left.
00:36:05.640 And it is it should be
00:36:07.400 called TDS.
00:36:08.980 Right.
00:36:09.400 Trump derangement syndrome
00:36:10.360 network.
00:36:10.820 And forget MSNBC, but I
00:36:12.700 will say at least they're
00:36:14.280 they're a little bit more
00:36:15.140 honest about their agenda.
00:36:17.460 CNN still trying to pan
00:36:18.680 itself off as like an
00:36:19.720 open minded, independent
00:36:21.280 down the middle news
00:36:22.140 network.
00:36:22.400 And it's too late.
00:36:24.400 They've they've been
00:36:25.180 exposed via virtue
00:36:26.620 signaling, the refusal to
00:36:28.580 acknowledge their many
00:36:29.780 reporting mistakes.
00:36:31.400 People know.
00:36:33.160 And now even media is
00:36:34.960 completely tribal, which
00:36:37.100 is why I hope and believe
00:36:38.200 that, you know, sort of
00:36:39.220 stepping out of the
00:36:40.640 traditional media is the
00:36:42.560 future.
00:36:45.220 And you made me think
00:36:48.760 of a thought that I had
00:36:50.140 recently, which is
00:36:51.840 where I think we're almost
00:36:54.720 there.
00:36:56.060 What I'm saying is, is
00:36:57.480 I've always had this
00:36:59.000 feeling that people
00:37:01.180 who watch Fox
00:37:02.920 know they're watching
00:37:04.480 Fox and people
00:37:06.580 who watch CNN
00:37:07.780 think they're watching
00:37:09.560 the news and
00:37:11.340 that's the
00:37:12.400 disconnect.
00:37:13.980 So when you talk to
00:37:15.420 people that watch CNN,
00:37:16.960 they go, here's what's
00:37:18.480 happening.
00:37:19.060 You know, Trump has
00:37:19.860 interfered with the
00:37:20.760 Russians and colluded
00:37:21.760 with the agents,
00:37:22.600 whatever.
00:37:23.020 And then you go watch
00:37:24.520 Tucker Carlson and
00:37:25.600 he'll go, what?
00:37:26.280 That's Fox.
00:37:27.060 Of course, they're in the
00:37:28.140 bag for Trump.
00:37:28.900 But it's like, yeah,
00:37:30.480 you don't know that's
00:37:31.240 what's going on on
00:37:32.020 CNN.
00:37:32.360 And a lot of it is
00:37:34.780 literally just because
00:37:36.180 it's in every airport.
00:37:38.280 You know, it's just up
00:37:38.900 on the monitor behind
00:37:39.960 the bar at the airport.
00:37:41.500 It's forced that to.
00:37:42.240 And you know what they
00:37:43.300 would say?
00:37:44.640 I think if you put Fox
00:37:48.160 up at every airport
00:37:50.060 and somebody said,
00:37:51.860 what's playing behind
00:37:52.640 the bar, they'd go
00:37:54.020 Fox.
00:37:55.220 And if you put CNN
00:37:56.400 up and you said to
00:37:58.080 someone, what's playing
00:37:58.900 behind the bar, they'd
00:37:59.740 go the news.
00:38:00.400 So, but we're slowly
00:38:04.020 just getting to that
00:38:06.020 point where people are
00:38:07.240 realizing that CNN
00:38:08.460 really isn't the news.
00:38:10.200 And my question is,
00:38:12.960 have we, has a large
00:38:15.180 enough group of
00:38:16.860 American voters
00:38:18.040 realize that they're
00:38:19.880 not watching the news
00:38:21.360 yet when they're
00:38:22.220 watching CNN?
00:38:23.740 And that's what we're
00:38:25.060 going to find out in
00:38:26.360 this upcoming election.
00:38:28.240 Well, and all of this
00:38:28.820 is what leads to the
00:38:30.140 secret Trump voter,
00:38:31.140 right?
00:38:31.340 The shy Trump voter,
00:38:32.660 because all of the,
00:38:34.400 you know, mainstream
00:38:35.420 respectable outlets are
00:38:37.420 telling you you're a bad
00:38:38.440 person if you vote for
00:38:39.680 him.
00:38:39.840 And in fact, if you say
00:38:40.820 it in polite circles,
00:38:41.860 you're going to be
00:38:42.540 called a racist.
00:38:44.300 I mean, that's what
00:38:45.180 people say explicitly.
00:38:46.720 Anyone who supports
00:38:47.780 Trump is a racist.
00:38:49.820 Notwithstanding if,
00:38:50.660 let's say, you know,
00:38:51.600 abortion is your main
00:38:52.560 issue and you have a
00:38:54.040 deep seated religious
00:38:55.220 belief that abortion
00:38:56.280 is murder and you
00:38:57.560 could never vote for a
00:38:58.620 president who is going
00:38:59.760 to do anything other
00:39:00.520 than try to crack down
00:39:01.560 on abortion.
00:39:03.040 So how does that make
00:39:04.280 you a racist?
00:39:05.840 Right?
00:39:06.680 That isn't thought
00:39:07.780 through.
00:39:08.260 It's just the labeling
00:39:09.760 to try to demonize and
00:39:11.140 truly try to silence.
00:39:13.180 And maybe they have
00:39:13.900 silenced them when the
00:39:14.760 pollsters call.
00:39:16.060 But the big question in
00:39:16.940 this election is how
00:39:18.820 many of those shy and
00:39:20.140 silent Trump voters will
00:39:21.580 actually go into those
00:39:22.360 polling booths and
00:39:23.360 surprise people again?
00:39:25.360 Can you imagine?
00:39:26.380 I always just think of
00:39:27.820 everything as sort of
00:39:29.860 from the, I look at
00:39:32.400 everything sort of
00:39:33.120 through the lens of
00:39:34.300 somebody who make, who
00:39:38.080 comments on things and
00:39:40.060 tries to put together
00:39:41.000 sort of thoughtful
00:39:41.900 opposition to things or
00:39:44.760 notions that maybe
00:39:46.780 people hadn't thought
00:39:47.940 of before.
00:39:49.440 And I look at everything
00:39:50.680 through that lens.
00:39:51.920 Like my job is to speak
00:39:53.880 about things and make
00:39:55.660 people go like, no,
00:39:56.700 that's funny.
00:39:57.500 Or, no, I never
00:39:58.500 thought of it that way.
00:39:59.620 Like sort of the woke
00:40:01.300 scolds is to
00:40:03.020 Scientology kind of
00:40:04.980 things.
00:40:05.360 Like I'm trying to
00:40:06.000 connect things.
00:40:07.400 Calling everyone you
00:40:08.480 disagree with racist
00:40:11.040 is the most
00:40:13.280 intellectual lazy.
00:40:15.320 How lazy intellectually
00:40:17.080 are you?
00:40:17.840 If you go, hey,
00:40:18.500 disagree with me?
00:40:19.960 Racist.
00:40:20.480 Like what, what
00:40:22.840 business are you in?
00:40:24.500 And, you know, my
00:40:25.160 favorite story, Dave
00:40:27.900 Rubin, a guy you
00:40:30.380 know and I know and I
00:40:32.160 enjoy on many
00:40:33.840 different levels.
00:40:35.200 I, he, he always
00:40:36.340 said something I
00:40:37.120 repeat over and over
00:40:38.220 again because it's
00:40:38.920 always, I've always
00:40:39.720 thought of it, which
00:40:40.560 is he, he just said
00:40:42.740 when he worked at
00:40:44.240 Young Turks before he
00:40:46.260 sort of got turned
00:40:47.760 around, he thought
00:40:48.700 how, how could it
00:40:50.800 be that everyone
00:40:52.080 who disagrees with
00:40:53.060 us is a racist?
00:40:55.040 How could that
00:40:55.940 mathematically be
00:40:57.260 possible?
00:40:58.060 Everyone who
00:40:58.580 disagrees with us is
00:40:59.480 a racist?
00:41:00.720 It's the laziest
00:41:01.900 endeavor intellectually
00:41:03.580 ever.
00:41:04.840 Well, it's, it's
00:41:05.580 self-defeating
00:41:06.240 because
00:41:06.660 it's self-defeating
00:41:09.580 because the
00:41:10.880 overuse of the word
00:41:11.640 has completely
00:41:12.200 diluted it and
00:41:13.160 changed its effect.
00:41:14.500 It used to be if you
00:41:15.380 leveled that charge at
00:41:16.420 someone, it was
00:41:17.120 serious and it was
00:41:18.400 devastating.
00:41:19.840 And now I went to
00:41:22.100 a dinner last
00:41:23.920 summer with a
00:41:25.100 group of very
00:41:26.120 well-known
00:41:26.760 Republicans who
00:41:27.660 had served in
00:41:28.500 office at high
00:41:30.060 levels.
00:41:30.860 I was on the
00:41:31.700 Jersey shore, so
00:41:32.440 there's still
00:41:32.880 Republicans there.
00:41:33.920 I wasn't in the
00:41:34.400 Hamptons.
00:41:35.160 And that somebody
00:41:37.300 asked the question,
00:41:38.420 like go around the
00:41:39.240 table, who here
00:41:40.740 has been called a
00:41:41.800 racist?
00:41:42.540 And virtually every
00:41:43.800 hand went up.
00:41:44.740 And it's not
00:41:45.480 because everyone
00:41:46.320 sitting there was
00:41:47.100 a racist.
00:41:47.760 It's because
00:41:48.120 everyone sitting
00:41:48.800 there was a
00:41:49.520 Republican.
00:41:50.660 They're used to
00:41:51.620 having charges like
00:41:52.600 that leveled against
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00:44:00.660 And now for a new
00:44:01.660 feature on the
00:44:02.320 Megyn Kelly Show.
00:44:03.220 We're calling it
00:44:03.900 Devil May Care
00:44:04.780 All Stars.
00:44:06.060 Devil May Care is
00:44:06.700 the name of my
00:44:07.320 production company.
00:44:08.800 And it's an
00:44:09.400 attitude, basically.
00:44:10.660 The full saying is
00:44:11.420 the devil may care,
00:44:12.420 but I do not.
00:44:14.000 And honestly,
00:44:14.480 to survive in
00:44:15.180 today's day and age,
00:44:15.920 you have to have
00:44:16.440 that attitude or
00:44:17.240 you will be
00:44:18.040 scolded at
00:44:19.400 every turn
00:44:20.280 of your life.
00:44:21.160 Whatever you're
00:44:21.640 doing, it's wrong.
00:44:22.340 Everything you're
00:44:22.720 thinking and doing
00:44:23.300 is wrong.
00:44:23.760 Just know that,
00:44:24.420 okay?
00:44:24.640 Even if you're
00:44:25.140 woke, there's no
00:44:25.980 amount of wokeness
00:44:26.580 that's okay for
00:44:27.520 the woke.
00:44:28.060 You gotta get
00:44:28.520 even woker.
00:44:30.500 But people are
00:44:31.300 starting to push
00:44:31.880 back against this
00:44:32.640 nonsense so that
00:44:33.320 we can live our
00:44:33.800 lives and be a
00:44:34.940 little bit more
00:44:35.260 generous with one
00:44:35.940 another.
00:44:36.220 And just to stand
00:44:37.920 up to the
00:44:38.340 constant scolding
00:44:39.420 and guilting.
00:44:40.700 And there are
00:44:41.020 others like us
00:44:42.480 out there with
00:44:43.560 that devil may
00:44:44.200 care attitude.
00:44:44.800 And we are
00:44:45.840 choosing to
00:44:46.360 highlight them
00:44:46.980 here in this
00:44:47.560 segment.
00:44:48.300 All right,
00:44:48.460 today we're
00:44:49.100 going to talk
00:44:49.420 about Professor
00:44:50.020 Mark Crispin
00:44:51.160 Miller.
00:44:52.060 He's at NYU.
00:44:53.300 Yes, I said
00:44:53.760 NYU.
00:44:54.860 That liberal
00:44:56.180 bastion.
00:44:57.500 And he is
00:44:58.400 teaching a class
00:44:59.100 there called
00:44:59.460 Mass Persuasion
00:45:00.600 and Propaganda.
00:45:02.360 I would love to
00:45:02.960 see the syllabus
00:45:03.440 for that class.
00:45:04.820 Anyway, one
00:45:05.300 student went on
00:45:06.300 a tweet rant
00:45:07.640 aimed at this
00:45:09.040 guy.
00:45:09.740 She was telling
00:45:10.380 on him, he's
00:45:11.520 her professor,
00:45:12.800 for having the
00:45:13.720 temerity to
00:45:14.460 suggest that the
00:45:15.880 science on masks
00:45:17.100 is not 100%
00:45:18.820 definitive.
00:45:19.860 And he made
00:45:20.340 some other
00:45:20.640 coronavirus points
00:45:21.660 of view, but
00:45:22.220 she's focused on
00:45:22.880 the masks.
00:45:24.140 Now, of course,
00:45:25.080 our officials have
00:45:27.860 also done a
00:45:28.440 reversal on masks.
00:45:29.520 As you know,
00:45:30.140 we've gotten
00:45:30.420 conflicting
00:45:30.820 information from
00:45:31.500 the CDC.
00:45:32.660 But nonetheless,
00:45:33.720 the student is
00:45:34.240 outraged and she
00:45:35.640 claims to have
00:45:36.400 forwarded the
00:45:36.960 emails to the
00:45:37.660 NYU bias hotline.
00:45:39.160 Why the bias
00:45:39.960 hotline?
00:45:40.700 Who the hell
00:45:41.280 knows?
00:45:41.640 But whatever you
00:45:42.280 do, you're racist
00:45:43.360 and you're a bigot
00:45:44.020 and you're trans
00:45:44.560 and you're a
00:45:45.520 xenophobe and
00:45:46.140 somehow the
00:45:47.000 coronavirus mask
00:45:47.860 thing also makes
00:45:48.660 you awful.
00:45:49.840 So what did the
00:45:50.440 professor do?
00:45:51.140 Did he bend the
00:45:52.380 knee and apologize
00:45:53.060 for being a
00:45:53.620 hideous person?
00:45:54.840 No.
00:45:55.820 This is from his
00:45:56.580 blog, his blog
00:45:58.040 post on the
00:45:58.660 issue.
00:45:59.660 Quoting now,
00:46:01.060 my department
00:46:01.520 chair just called
00:46:02.140 to ask if that
00:46:03.260 is true.
00:46:04.320 It is, as I
00:46:05.340 readily told him,
00:46:06.360 and to let me
00:46:06.900 know that NYU's
00:46:08.040 COVID response
00:46:09.000 team, or whatever
00:46:09.700 it's called, will
00:46:10.420 shortly be emailing
00:46:11.760 all my students to
00:46:12.780 reaffirm the
00:46:13.380 policy, which I
00:46:14.500 told them
00:46:14.920 explicitly, I
00:46:16.100 don't advise
00:46:17.100 them to
00:46:17.500 ignore.
00:46:17.760 I do believe
00:46:19.080 they should be
00:46:19.520 thinking for
00:46:19.900 themselves and
00:46:20.960 studying the
00:46:21.660 evidence for any
00:46:22.580 claim or mandate
00:46:23.720 instead of merely
00:46:24.900 bowing to
00:46:25.380 authority.
00:46:26.580 That's my
00:46:27.060 intellectual and
00:46:28.020 civic obligation as
00:46:29.060 a teacher, whatever
00:46:30.080 NYU's official policy
00:46:31.380 or New York
00:46:31.880 states.
00:46:32.700 It's one thing to
00:46:33.400 expect the students
00:46:34.040 to obey their
00:46:34.720 institution's rules,
00:46:35.940 but quite another
00:46:36.940 thing to urge them
00:46:37.940 not to think about
00:46:39.420 it.
00:46:40.380 Oh, you go,
00:46:41.880 professor.
00:46:42.300 You go.
00:46:44.940 I admire his
00:46:46.100 ability to stay
00:46:47.400 steely-spined, and
00:46:49.560 we'll update you when
00:46:50.540 we know how it
00:46:51.720 turns out.
00:46:59.020 We saw that with
00:47:00.240 your old pal, Jimmy
00:47:01.100 Kimmel, right?
00:47:01.800 He got dragged
00:47:03.160 through the mud for
00:47:04.160 wearing blackface and
00:47:05.580 a couple of skits while
00:47:06.780 you guys did the man
00:47:08.100 show.
00:47:08.380 And, you know, as
00:47:10.460 somebody who was
00:47:11.300 accused of racism for
00:47:12.620 just trying to have a
00:47:13.320 discussion about
00:47:14.740 blackface, I did
00:47:15.940 wonder for a while
00:47:16.880 why no one seemed to
00:47:18.860 care that so many
00:47:20.020 celebrities had
00:47:20.680 actually worn it, but
00:47:22.380 I didn't really wonder
00:47:23.220 because I knew they
00:47:24.640 were perceived as
00:47:25.360 Democrats or liberals,
00:47:26.280 so they got a pass
00:47:27.540 for actually wearing
00:47:29.580 it.
00:47:30.180 And when that whole
00:47:31.500 controversy hit with
00:47:32.600 him, I know you
00:47:33.580 defended him.
00:47:34.580 What did you think
00:47:36.020 of it?
00:47:37.100 Yeah.
00:47:38.380 You know, for me, I
00:47:41.680 kind of approach
00:47:43.280 life as a former
00:47:45.180 carpenter, builder.
00:47:47.420 I just sort of work
00:47:48.700 big to small, you
00:47:50.120 know.
00:47:51.120 And first things
00:47:52.440 first, I'm not
00:47:53.520 interested in good
00:47:55.100 parents, good
00:47:55.980 citizens, taxpayers,
00:47:58.300 you know, whether it's
00:47:59.040 you or Jimmy Kimmel.
00:48:00.640 You guys are the least
00:48:02.240 of my problems.
00:48:03.020 As long as there's
00:48:04.160 murders and
00:48:05.340 arsonists and
00:48:06.420 deadbeat dads, I
00:48:07.840 have no problem
00:48:08.820 with good
00:48:10.600 citizens and
00:48:11.740 good people,
00:48:12.940 whatever their
00:48:13.840 politics are.
00:48:15.000 So just in
00:48:15.900 general, I'm not
00:48:17.380 interested in
00:48:18.420 disciplining
00:48:19.220 taxpayers,
00:48:21.500 citizens,
00:48:22.600 good dads,
00:48:23.520 good moms,
00:48:24.280 good neighbors.
00:48:25.060 I have no
00:48:25.860 interest in that.
00:48:28.100 But my
00:48:29.940 feeling is
00:48:31.360 always clarity.
00:48:32.480 my feeling when
00:48:34.140 you were talking
00:48:34.960 about going
00:48:35.820 trick-or-treating
00:48:37.100 and Halloween,
00:48:38.380 I dressed up as
00:48:40.000 Mr. T when I
00:48:41.080 was 19.
00:48:42.140 I went trick-or-treating
00:48:43.560 as Mr. T.
00:48:44.760 I put on
00:48:45.920 blackface.
00:48:46.780 I actually
00:48:47.200 remember.
00:48:48.720 And another thing
00:48:49.780 too is I don't
00:48:50.760 call it blackface.
00:48:52.260 I was impersonating
00:48:53.640 Mr. T.
00:48:54.760 Blackface is its
00:48:55.760 own, you know,
00:48:56.660 vaudevillian
00:48:57.360 show that was
00:48:59.840 there to denigrate
00:49:01.280 black people.
00:49:02.500 I was there
00:49:03.620 to praise
00:49:05.140 Mr. T.
00:49:06.180 It had nothing
00:49:06.840 to do.
00:49:08.240 See, I think
00:49:08.980 that the next
00:49:09.720 evolution of this
00:49:10.720 stuff is even
00:49:11.380 stop breaking it
00:49:12.480 down into color.
00:49:14.540 I was a huge
00:49:15.320 fan of Mr. T
00:49:16.500 when I was 19.
00:49:17.640 So I won
00:49:18.320 as Mr. T.
00:49:19.360 I shaved my
00:49:20.080 head.
00:49:20.800 I grew out my
00:49:21.460 beard.
00:49:22.020 I colored
00:49:23.020 myself.
00:49:23.700 I didn't use,
00:49:24.560 I didn't have
00:49:25.020 enough money for
00:49:26.060 literally like
00:49:26.960 black makeup.
00:49:28.460 I charred
00:49:30.000 something like
00:49:30.960 like a paper
00:49:31.680 towel roll or
00:49:32.580 something.
00:49:32.900 I just kind of
00:49:33.360 rubbed soot
00:49:34.400 on myself.
00:49:35.900 And I did,
00:49:37.040 I got the
00:49:37.600 chains.
00:49:38.420 I did everything
00:49:39.000 I could do to
00:49:39.920 look and sound
00:49:40.920 like Mr. T
00:49:41.860 for that
00:49:43.160 Halloween.
00:49:44.400 That was not
00:49:45.760 me in a
00:49:46.860 minstrel show.
00:49:47.740 That was me
00:49:48.300 doing Mr. T.
00:49:49.500 When I worked
00:49:50.180 with Jimmy on
00:49:51.640 The Man Show,
00:49:52.660 he was doing
00:49:53.300 Carl Malone,
00:49:54.940 NBA great Carl
00:49:56.340 Malone.
00:49:57.020 He loved
00:49:58.120 Carl Malone.
00:49:59.020 We did a
00:49:59.980 funny bit
00:50:00.780 where he
00:50:01.440 played Carl
00:50:02.120 Malone.
00:50:02.800 Chris Rock,
00:50:05.000 Jimmy Fallon
00:50:05.760 did Chris
00:50:06.400 Rock.
00:50:07.040 Jimmy Fallon
00:50:07.660 wasn't doing
00:50:08.280 a generic
00:50:09.040 black person.
00:50:10.680 Well,
00:50:10.860 and Chris
00:50:11.160 Rock came
00:50:12.000 out this
00:50:12.400 week or
00:50:12.840 last week
00:50:13.320 and said
00:50:13.780 intent does
00:50:14.620 matter.
00:50:15.460 It does.
00:50:15.900 He said
00:50:16.320 Jimmy Fallon
00:50:17.500 is a great
00:50:18.120 guy and
00:50:19.380 intent does
00:50:20.700 matter,
00:50:21.580 which is,
00:50:22.040 which is,
00:50:23.080 you know,
00:50:23.300 the discussion
00:50:23.780 I was trying
00:50:24.400 to raise
00:50:24.800 too.
00:50:25.040 And I
00:50:25.300 think to
00:50:26.600 say that
00:50:27.220 somebody's
00:50:27.860 mindset in
00:50:28.700 doing something
00:50:29.280 other people
00:50:29.780 consider insensitive
00:50:30.800 is irrelevant,
00:50:32.080 is just stupid.
00:50:33.700 That's just stupid.
00:50:34.580 We do need to
00:50:35.220 know what's in
00:50:36.200 somebody's heart
00:50:37.400 because people
00:50:38.360 will misstep and
00:50:39.440 predicting in
00:50:40.700 2020 what's
00:50:42.620 going to offend
00:50:43.640 somebody isn't
00:50:45.180 all that easy,
00:50:46.240 especially if you're
00:50:47.200 going to look
00:50:47.700 back.
00:50:48.220 I mean,
00:50:48.380 it's even worse
00:50:49.040 for people who
00:50:50.320 did what we
00:50:51.840 now see as
00:50:52.520 racially insensitive
00:50:53.360 things or
00:50:53.980 gender insensitive
00:50:55.620 things 20
00:50:56.980 years ago.
00:50:58.100 This is why,
00:50:58.760 this is why,
00:50:59.260 just as an
00:50:59.560 aside,
00:50:59.820 I never
00:51:00.120 understood why
00:51:01.120 they had to
00:51:01.540 take away the
00:51:02.220 Laura Ingalls
00:51:03.420 Wilder Reading
00:51:04.680 Award.
00:51:05.940 You know,
00:51:06.100 she did the
00:51:06.620 Little House
00:51:07.000 on the Prairie
00:51:07.360 series because
00:51:08.720 she was,
00:51:09.200 she was
00:51:09.700 insensitive.
00:51:10.240 The writings
00:51:10.540 are insensitive
00:51:11.140 to Native
00:51:11.560 Americans.
00:51:12.480 Well,
00:51:12.780 she lived in
00:51:13.400 the,
00:51:13.640 in the late
00:51:14.180 1800s.
00:51:15.380 I mean,
00:51:16.280 do you find
00:51:17.060 me somebody
00:51:17.540 back then who
00:51:18.240 was being
00:51:18.640 sensitive to
00:51:19.380 Native
00:51:19.600 Americans?
00:51:20.280 We evolve,
00:51:21.200 we learn,
00:51:21.980 we decide
00:51:22.740 whether the
00:51:23.220 new standards
00:51:24.000 are,
00:51:24.500 they make
00:51:24.960 sense or
00:51:25.620 they don't.
00:51:27.120 Well,
00:51:27.720 okay,
00:51:28.720 a bunch of
00:51:29.340 stuff.
00:51:29.880 First things
00:51:30.380 first,
00:51:31.540 nobody is
00:51:33.060 really offended.
00:51:34.640 Nobody's
00:51:35.160 really offended.
00:51:35.880 Nobody cares.
00:51:36.600 You think
00:51:37.220 anybody really
00:51:38.320 cares about
00:51:39.400 Jimmy Fallon
00:51:40.600 impersonating his
00:51:41.980 friend Chris
00:51:42.660 Rock from
00:51:43.240 20 years ago?
00:51:45.100 Do you?
00:51:45.680 Nobody cares.
00:51:46.940 Nobody.
00:51:48.340 Really nobody.
00:51:49.800 They really
00:51:50.480 don't.
00:51:50.860 Now,
00:51:51.040 they would
00:51:51.320 love to
00:51:52.160 wag their
00:51:52.640 finger at
00:51:53.180 everybody.
00:51:53.780 They would
00:51:54.000 love to
00:51:54.440 tsk everyone
00:51:56.140 and look down
00:51:56.960 their nose at
00:51:57.520 everyone and
00:51:58.120 then do the
00:51:58.600 schadenfreude
00:51:59.240 thing where
00:51:59.560 they go,
00:51:59.900 ooh,
00:52:00.200 guess who's
00:52:00.580 in trouble
00:52:00.940 now?
00:52:01.300 But they
00:52:01.560 don't care.
00:52:02.440 Nobody
00:52:02.720 thinks it's
00:52:03.280 racist.
00:52:04.000 And this
00:52:05.120 part of
00:52:06.160 what's in
00:52:06.640 your heart,
00:52:07.480 the fact that
00:52:08.020 we're ignoring
00:52:08.640 it, that is
00:52:09.720 insane because
00:52:11.220 it's going
00:52:12.140 right back to
00:52:12.900 the USC
00:52:13.380 professor who
00:52:14.780 was speaking a
00:52:15.820 different language.
00:52:16.920 And that guy
00:52:17.620 says, I was
00:52:18.580 speaking a
00:52:19.140 different language.
00:52:20.020 Sorry if it
00:52:20.520 sounded like the
00:52:21.300 N-word and
00:52:22.200 the administration
00:52:23.020 goes, we
00:52:23.960 don't care what
00:52:24.800 you were
00:52:25.080 thinking.
00:52:26.000 Here's what it
00:52:27.140 sounded like.
00:52:28.080 You're going to
00:52:28.560 be put on
00:52:29.040 administrative leave.
00:52:31.340 What kind of
00:52:32.540 way to run a
00:52:33.160 society is that?
00:52:34.140 We don't care.
00:52:34.780 So if my
00:52:37.660 wife is
00:52:38.520 taking my
00:52:39.240 car out to
00:52:40.440 get it
00:52:40.760 detailed for
00:52:42.020 my birthday
00:52:42.700 and gets
00:52:43.500 into an
00:52:44.000 accident versus
00:52:45.320 my son going
00:52:46.820 out joyriding
00:52:48.040 in it on a
00:52:49.020 Saturday night
00:52:49.640 and getting
00:52:50.340 into an
00:52:51.000 accident, I'm
00:52:52.040 supposed to
00:52:52.600 have the same
00:52:53.400 reaction just
00:52:54.360 because the
00:52:55.100 same car is
00:52:56.140 dented in the
00:52:57.240 same way?
00:52:58.220 That's insane.
00:53:00.500 The listening
00:53:01.860 to you talk
00:53:02.340 reminds me of
00:53:03.140 I did used
00:53:04.660 to listen,
00:53:05.220 believe it or
00:53:05.620 not, to
00:53:05.940 Loveline here
00:53:06.660 and there with
00:53:07.380 you and
00:53:07.720 Dr. Drew.
00:53:09.920 I do wonder
00:53:11.560 now looking
00:53:12.100 back, how did
00:53:13.140 you get selected
00:53:13.800 to be the
00:53:14.360 expert on
00:53:15.020 sex, love,
00:53:17.200 relationships?
00:53:18.900 Was there an
00:53:19.740 investigation of
00:53:20.600 your background
00:53:21.080 and your
00:53:21.400 qualifications for
00:53:22.620 that?
00:53:24.320 No.
00:53:25.600 It was a
00:53:26.440 simpler time.
00:53:27.160 My qualifications
00:53:28.420 were I have
00:53:29.940 a high school
00:53:30.560 degree and
00:53:33.460 1.7 GPA and
00:53:35.720 then I worked
00:53:36.480 on construction
00:53:37.200 sites my
00:53:38.060 entire adult
00:53:40.100 life and at
00:53:41.900 a certain point
00:53:43.620 I made it into
00:53:45.080 the radio station
00:53:46.320 and Dr. Drew
00:53:49.040 just took a
00:53:49.840 shining to me.
00:53:50.760 Dr. Drew just
00:53:51.520 thought this guy
00:53:52.300 is so funny and
00:53:53.440 I really didn't
00:53:55.000 know him very
00:53:55.780 well.
00:53:56.780 I did a small
00:53:57.900 character on
00:53:58.980 the morning show.
00:54:00.620 Dr. Drew just
00:54:01.320 fell in love with
00:54:02.060 this character and
00:54:03.280 Dr. Drew just
00:54:04.380 thought this is a
00:54:06.280 guy I want to
00:54:06.880 work with.
00:54:08.000 So he basically
00:54:10.040 got me on a
00:54:11.820 love line from
00:54:12.700 nowhere.
00:54:14.100 I was a poor
00:54:15.280 guy from the
00:54:16.020 San Fernando
00:54:16.520 Valley.
00:54:17.120 I drove a
00:54:17.520 truck and I
00:54:18.740 worked on
00:54:19.100 construction sites.
00:54:20.420 But I think
00:54:20.700 that's what gives
00:54:21.620 you your PhD
00:54:22.340 in life.
00:54:23.780 It's one thing
00:54:24.960 not to go to
00:54:25.760 college but look
00:54:26.380 at these
00:54:26.620 colleges now.
00:54:27.500 Even now my
00:54:28.340 oldest child is
00:54:29.380 11 and in
00:54:30.900 fifth grade I'm
00:54:32.000 already worried
00:54:32.740 about where we're
00:54:33.240 going to send
00:54:33.620 him.
00:54:34.040 I don't want
00:54:34.900 him indoctrinated
00:54:36.360 into far left
00:54:37.820 thinking.
00:54:39.160 We're not far
00:54:40.400 left people.
00:54:41.040 We're not far
00:54:41.460 right people
00:54:42.040 either.
00:54:42.560 I want them
00:54:43.700 to keep their
00:54:44.240 politics to
00:54:44.820 themselves and
00:54:45.860 to teach him
00:54:46.420 studies, actual
00:54:48.360 subjects, science,
00:54:50.180 real science, not
00:54:51.280 something that goes
00:54:52.380 with well I think
00:54:53.580 I'm a flower so
00:54:54.960 I'm a flower or
00:54:55.980 I'm an octopus so
00:54:56.860 I'm an octopus.
00:54:58.080 I think more and
00:54:59.760 more people are
00:55:00.280 going to choose
00:55:00.920 alternate avenues
00:55:02.480 of educating
00:55:03.460 themselves versus
00:55:04.900 these colleges.
00:55:07.220 I do want to
00:55:08.020 go ahead.
00:55:09.140 I just want to
00:55:10.040 add for people
00:55:11.800 who are kind of
00:55:12.420 thinking about it
00:55:13.300 there is a
00:55:15.540 bigger picture
00:55:16.400 which is you
00:55:17.360 want your kid
00:55:18.660 educated.
00:55:19.740 everyone always
00:55:22.640 talks about
00:55:23.500 the environment
00:55:24.580 the social
00:55:25.420 environment
00:55:26.020 education
00:55:27.420 so on and
00:55:28.140 so forth.
00:55:28.940 There's a really
00:55:29.620 big part of
00:55:30.640 being a kid
00:55:31.300 which is you
00:55:31.920 want your kid
00:55:32.660 to be happy.
00:55:34.560 You really do.
00:55:35.880 We got rid of
00:55:36.800 that.
00:55:37.200 That's no longer
00:55:38.060 real.
00:55:38.800 When you're
00:55:39.240 11 and
00:55:40.800 AOC is telling
00:55:42.300 you you're not
00:55:43.000 going to see
00:55:43.380 your 23rd
00:55:44.240 birthday and
00:55:45.420 Lena Dunham is
00:55:46.460 explaining that
00:55:47.300 all all people
00:55:48.820 who look like
00:55:49.660 you do is
00:55:50.860 oppress and
00:55:51.900 rape indigenous
00:55:52.660 people.
00:55:53.420 It's kind of
00:55:53.960 hard to enjoy
00:55:55.080 your childhood.
00:55:56.960 So just from
00:55:57.660 that perspective
00:55:58.580 alone why not
00:56:00.740 enjoy your
00:56:01.980 childhood and
00:56:02.840 the when you
00:56:03.580 get indoctrinated
00:56:04.640 like I saw
00:56:05.980 tape of like
00:56:07.280 I don't know
00:56:08.100 I saw news
00:56:08.960 footage of like
00:56:09.580 the women's
00:56:10.320 the women's
00:56:11.320 march from
00:56:11.940 two years ago
00:56:12.880 and I saw
00:56:13.900 these like
00:56:14.360 seven-year-old
00:56:15.160 girls like
00:56:15.960 screaming F
00:56:17.220 Trump as
00:56:18.020 loud as
00:56:18.440 they could
00:56:18.860 and I
00:56:19.160 thought to
00:56:19.480 myself those
00:56:21.140 girls that
00:56:22.040 are screaming
00:56:22.820 F Trump as
00:56:24.520 loud as they
00:56:25.120 can also
00:56:27.060 simultaneously
00:56:28.040 believe in
00:56:29.880 Santa Claus and
00:56:31.520 I thought what
00:56:32.460 a bizarre world
00:56:33.680 like you go
00:56:34.320 home and you
00:56:35.300 think about
00:56:35.840 Santa Claus and
00:56:36.960 then you go
00:56:37.460 out and you
00:56:38.080 hold up a
00:56:38.600 sign and you
00:56:39.340 start screaming
00:56:40.400 and wailing
00:56:41.200 into a camera
00:56:42.520 lens and I
00:56:43.240 thought these
00:56:44.060 are some of
00:56:44.420 the most miserable
00:56:45.240 people I've
00:56:45.880 ever seen in
00:56:46.400 my life and
00:56:46.980 why wouldn't
00:56:47.600 they be
00:56:47.900 miserable they
00:56:48.960 think the
00:56:49.340 world's gonna
00:56:49.880 end they
00:56:50.660 think they're
00:56:51.000 responsible for
00:56:51.880 all evils in
00:56:52.820 the world and
00:56:53.620 they think we
00:56:54.400 live in a
00:56:54.820 society that's
00:56:56.020 culturally and
00:56:56.980 socially racist
00:56:58.020 and has systemic
00:56:58.880 racism and
00:56:59.680 hatred toward
00:57:00.280 women and
00:57:00.820 gays and
00:57:01.280 blacks of
00:57:01.680 course I'd
00:57:02.400 be miserable
00:57:02.860 too if I
00:57:03.460 bought into
00:57:03.900 all that
00:57:04.300 stuff yeah
00:57:04.620 we've tried
00:57:05.420 to not talk
00:57:06.180 politics with
00:57:06.720 our kids at
00:57:07.320 all and if
00:57:09.160 I were ever to
00:57:09.820 go to a
00:57:10.280 march which I
00:57:10.940 have not in
00:57:11.820 my in my
00:57:12.560 past 25 years
00:57:13.940 I would
00:57:15.120 never bring
00:57:15.540 my child I
00:57:16.260 want my
00:57:16.780 children to
00:57:17.180 figure out
00:57:17.540 their own
00:57:17.840 politics over
00:57:18.640 time once
00:57:19.200 they're old
00:57:19.560 enough to
00:57:19.900 understand the
00:57:20.460 issues and I
00:57:21.040 certainly don't
00:57:21.760 want to gin
00:57:22.280 up anger or
00:57:23.920 activate them
00:57:25.120 when they're
00:57:26.120 little when
00:57:27.280 they're little I
00:57:27.840 mean we we
00:57:29.560 have recently
00:57:30.420 changed schools
00:57:31.240 and and we
00:57:32.740 loved our old
00:57:33.360 school don't get
00:57:33.900 me wrong but
00:57:34.900 more and more
00:57:35.600 they started to
00:57:36.340 get activist
00:57:37.540 and our
00:57:38.820 then six-year-old
00:57:40.080 our first
00:57:40.680 year first
00:57:41.320 grader was
00:57:42.360 made to write
00:57:43.060 a letter to
00:57:43.580 the Cleveland
00:57:44.280 Indians objecting
00:57:45.840 to the use of
00:57:46.680 Chief Wahoo on
00:57:47.740 any of their
00:57:48.260 merchandise and
00:57:49.640 all I could
00:57:50.120 think was who
00:57:51.140 gave you
00:57:51.520 permission to
00:57:52.140 activate my
00:57:52.840 child he
00:57:54.000 lives in New
00:57:54.620 York City he's
00:57:55.620 got to deal with
00:57:56.240 buses and
00:57:56.840 subways and
00:57:57.380 traffic and
00:57:58.060 homeless people
00:57:58.760 and it's a
00:57:59.360 challenge being
00:58:00.140 an urban kid
00:58:00.920 and who gave
00:58:02.140 you the
00:58:02.560 permission to
00:58:03.140 give him one
00:58:03.740 more thing to
00:58:04.540 get upset
00:58:05.220 about I just I
00:58:07.400 don't think it's
00:58:07.980 appropriate at
00:58:08.820 that age and I
00:58:09.560 certainly wouldn't
00:58:10.060 be bringing my
00:58:10.620 kids to protest I
00:58:11.620 know people do
00:58:12.200 it for me it I
00:58:14.180 don't think they're
00:58:14.660 ready for it so
00:58:17.640 one other question
00:58:19.320 about the man
00:58:19.780 show because I do
00:58:20.300 have to ask you
00:58:20.900 whether any
00:58:22.060 regrets on that
00:58:22.960 since Jimmy's
00:58:23.760 taken a beating
00:58:24.360 for some of
00:58:25.080 these segments
00:58:25.580 with the women
00:58:26.280 and the boobs
00:58:27.020 jumping up and
00:58:27.720 down on the
00:58:28.080 trampolines and
00:58:29.040 and I have to
00:58:31.520 tell you up
00:58:32.220 front as
00:58:32.740 somebody who is
00:58:33.880 all for female
00:58:34.500 empowerment I
00:58:35.800 I understand
00:58:36.980 it it's comedy
00:58:38.120 it was a
00:58:38.680 different time
00:58:39.460 I think it's
00:58:40.300 very hard to
00:58:40.820 go back now
00:58:41.440 and judge it
00:58:42.620 according to
00:58:43.400 these politically
00:58:44.120 correct woke
00:58:45.000 standards but how
00:58:46.560 do you see it
00:58:47.180 well no I
00:58:50.260 don't I don't
00:58:50.820 have regrets
00:58:51.720 because as a
00:58:53.480 comedian you
00:58:54.820 really just can't
00:58:55.680 have that gear
00:58:56.560 you say what
00:58:57.500 you think is
00:58:58.000 funny when you
00:58:58.960 think it's funny
00:58:59.680 and then you
00:59:00.160 move on to the
00:59:00.940 next thing you
00:59:02.240 think is funny
00:59:03.180 also if you're
00:59:04.460 a decent human
00:59:05.240 being who has
00:59:05.880 never hurt
00:59:06.520 anybody as I
00:59:07.600 have or haven't
00:59:09.620 then no I
00:59:11.000 don't spend that
00:59:11.720 much time trying
00:59:12.600 to parse out
00:59:14.120 words I said
00:59:15.140 you know 20
00:59:15.840 years ago but
00:59:17.160 people need to
00:59:18.080 understand and
00:59:19.820 and I don't
00:59:20.680 think enough
00:59:21.100 people do which
00:59:22.840 is I think a lot
00:59:23.920 of people have an
00:59:24.740 idea of what the
00:59:26.160 man show was and
00:59:27.660 the idea of what
00:59:28.600 the man show was
00:59:29.460 is me and Jimmy
00:59:30.160 sit there and
00:59:31.060 swill beer and
00:59:32.040 watch girls jump
00:59:33.100 it on trampolines
00:59:34.140 and make crass
00:59:35.140 remarks if that
00:59:36.860 was the format it
00:59:38.080 would have never
00:59:38.580 worked what worked
00:59:40.520 about the man
00:59:41.280 show is it was
00:59:42.460 really a comedy
00:59:44.020 sketch show that
00:59:45.980 had this theme
00:59:47.800 of the man show
00:59:48.620 but the bits were
00:59:50.020 interesting comedy
00:59:51.200 bits and Jimmy
00:59:53.340 and I always
00:59:55.340 understood and
00:59:56.360 everyone understood
00:59:57.920 that we would
01:00:00.020 always end up
01:00:01.260 being the losers
01:00:02.260 sort of like
01:00:03.200 Benny Hill
01:00:04.040 we kind of
01:00:04.940 based a lot of
01:00:05.720 it on Benny
01:00:06.340 Hill
01:00:06.560 Benny Hill
01:00:07.180 never got the
01:00:08.600 girl
01:00:09.020 Benny Hill
01:00:10.260 never slayed
01:00:11.580 the bully
01:00:12.200 Benny Hill
01:00:13.300 was always
01:00:14.980 Charlie
01:00:15.640 trying to
01:00:16.240 trying to
01:00:17.460 kick the
01:00:18.060 Charlie Brown
01:00:20.240 trying to kick
01:00:20.940 the football
01:00:21.580 and getting it
01:00:22.120 pulled out at the
01:00:22.780 end and Jimmy
01:00:23.520 and I knew
01:00:24.400 that if we
01:00:25.840 challenged a
01:00:27.580 couple of the
01:00:28.080 juggies to a
01:00:28.820 basketball game
01:00:29.820 and we won
01:00:30.920 we knew it
01:00:32.480 wouldn't be funny
01:00:33.320 we knew that we
01:00:34.300 always had to be
01:00:35.560 the loser
01:00:36.460 and the butt
01:00:37.880 of the joke
01:00:38.880 in the comedy
01:00:40.240 that if we won
01:00:41.360 it wasn't a
01:00:42.100 comedy
01:00:42.540 so people think
01:00:44.720 it's like all
01:00:45.280 about us just
01:00:45.940 sitting there
01:00:46.500 and the girls
01:00:47.000 adoring us
01:00:47.640 we never got
01:00:48.920 the girl
01:00:49.340 we never
01:00:49.820 we were always
01:00:50.720 the butt
01:00:51.220 of the joke
01:00:52.020 that's why the
01:00:52.740 show was funny
01:00:53.580 people don't
01:00:54.380 realize
01:00:54.760 they think it's
01:00:55.260 just a format
01:00:55.960 it was it
01:00:56.780 had a lot
01:00:57.540 it was about
01:00:58.480 the humor
01:00:59.060 even now you
01:01:00.200 go I love
01:01:00.900 the comedy
01:01:01.300 seller here
01:01:01.800 in New York
01:01:02.800 and you go
01:01:03.560 there and
01:01:03.900 when you see
01:01:04.380 a comedian
01:01:05.140 who's trying
01:01:05.760 to censor
01:01:06.300 himself so
01:01:07.140 that he
01:01:07.520 can stay
01:01:07.900 within the
01:01:08.360 right rails
01:01:09.160 on politically
01:01:10.180 correct subjects
01:01:10.940 it's painful
01:01:12.020 it used to
01:01:13.020 be you could
01:01:13.940 make inappropriate
01:01:14.920 jokes and
01:01:15.800 people understood
01:01:16.540 that they were
01:01:16.980 jokes and if
01:01:17.660 you don't want
01:01:18.080 to hear them
01:01:18.440 you shouldn't
01:01:19.340 hang out at
01:01:20.000 the comedy
01:01:20.420 clubs you
01:01:20.900 should go
01:01:21.220 someplace else
01:01:21.740 go to the
01:01:22.160 library sit
01:01:23.140 by yourself
01:01:24.120 with the
01:01:24.580 newly
01:01:25.260 you know
01:01:26.820 books that
01:01:27.480 have been
01:01:27.820 approved by
01:01:28.500 some unknown
01:01:29.620 woke god
01:01:31.180 who's now
01:01:32.040 censoring
01:01:32.560 publications
01:01:33.280 I think
01:01:34.500 little house
01:01:35.260 on the prairie
01:01:36.000 well certainly
01:01:37.360 no awards
01:01:38.100 from anybody
01:01:39.300 who's connected
01:01:39.860 to Laura Ingalls
01:01:40.600 Wilder
01:01:41.140 so I
01:01:42.820 I wondered
01:01:43.520 about that
01:01:44.020 I mean I
01:01:44.340 I know that
01:01:45.260 you and Jimmy
01:01:46.260 are friends
01:01:46.880 I think a
01:01:47.940 I like it
01:01:48.560 because you're
01:01:49.480 clearly on the
01:01:50.320 right someplace
01:01:51.260 center right
01:01:52.000 or right
01:01:52.400 and he's
01:01:53.040 obviously on the
01:01:53.780 left
01:01:54.120 I do
01:01:55.160 wonder whether
01:01:55.860 how does
01:01:56.900 it work
01:01:57.340 because I
01:01:57.800 think he
01:01:58.420 takes more
01:01:58.980 he takes
01:01:59.820 more shit
01:02:00.260 for the
01:02:00.720 man show
01:02:01.140 than you
01:02:01.500 do I
01:02:02.300 think because
01:02:02.840 he wound
01:02:03.140 up on the
01:02:03.480 left and
01:02:04.140 he says
01:02:04.580 mean things
01:02:05.360 about Republicans
01:02:06.020 he says
01:02:06.540 stuff like
01:02:07.680 you all
01:02:08.740 the talk show
01:02:09.360 hosts are
01:02:09.760 liberal because
01:02:10.320 it requires
01:02:10.860 a level of
01:02:11.380 intelligence and
01:02:12.400 then everybody
01:02:12.780 on the right
01:02:13.320 is like
01:02:14.420 screw you
01:02:15.600 you signed
01:02:16.780 up for these
01:02:17.360 people and
01:02:18.100 these are the
01:02:18.520 people who are
01:02:18.940 trying to shame
01:02:19.460 us and look at
01:02:20.080 all the stuff
01:02:20.440 you did but
01:02:21.300 you haven't
01:02:21.740 turned into a
01:02:22.320 scold so you
01:02:23.220 don't get
01:02:23.560 it well
01:02:25.280 I there's
01:02:27.260 two things
01:02:27.920 a no one
01:02:28.900 cares about
01:02:29.460 me be I
01:02:31.000 just don't
01:02:31.580 apologize to
01:02:32.520 anybody I
01:02:33.000 just tell
01:02:33.400 everyone I
01:02:33.800 don't care
01:02:35.400 well I
01:02:37.340 would I
01:02:37.880 have a
01:02:38.980 14 year old
01:02:39.640 daughter you
01:02:40.980 know we I've
01:02:42.020 raised my voice
01:02:42.860 to her in the
01:02:44.520 past sometimes
01:02:45.360 some words
01:02:46.340 slipped out in
01:02:47.320 the heat of
01:02:47.840 battle and
01:02:48.460 then I
01:02:48.740 apologize to
01:02:49.680 her the
01:02:50.740 following day
01:02:51.480 so I'm
01:02:52.000 not above
01:02:53.620 apologizing to
01:02:55.000 anybody but I
01:02:55.880 don't apologize
01:02:56.440 to the mob
01:02:57.380 and I don't
01:02:58.440 apologize for
01:02:59.360 work that I've
01:03:00.240 done and I'm
01:03:01.160 not in charge
01:03:01.760 of your feelings
01:03:02.480 so you're in
01:03:03.900 charge of your
01:03:04.320 feelings I can't
01:03:05.180 fix your feelings
01:03:05.960 and by the way
01:03:06.580 you don't want me
01:03:07.760 to apologize
01:03:08.400 because your
01:03:09.560 feelings are hurt
01:03:10.360 or because you're
01:03:10.940 offended you want
01:03:11.740 me to apologize
01:03:13.200 because you want
01:03:14.100 power over me
01:03:15.280 you want
01:03:15.900 you want
01:03:16.240 someone to bend
01:03:17.820 the knee
01:03:18.200 yes you
01:03:19.520 have no
01:03:19.920 interest in
01:03:20.680 my apology
01:03:21.320 other than
01:03:22.060 to bend
01:03:22.780 my knee
01:03:23.300 to you
01:03:23.740 because you
01:03:24.160 have a
01:03:24.440 narcissistic
01:03:25.300 disorder
01:03:25.920 and I'm
01:03:26.700 not interested
01:03:27.260 in being
01:03:28.420 involved in
01:03:29.360 this weird
01:03:29.980 little play
01:03:31.040 where I'm
01:03:32.040 cast in the
01:03:32.860 role of
01:03:33.940 the male
01:03:34.980 who has to
01:03:35.940 apologize to
01:03:36.920 you because
01:03:37.880 you're casting
01:03:38.700 some sort of
01:03:40.060 diorama of
01:03:41.580 a narcissistic
01:03:42.900 disorder go
01:03:43.660 talk to a
01:03:44.300 therapist
01:03:44.800 right
01:03:46.080 so what
01:03:47.620 I have to
01:03:48.260 ask you
01:03:48.860 before I
01:03:49.220 let you
01:03:49.460 go
01:03:49.700 what
01:03:50.260 your
01:03:51.300 thoughts
01:03:51.700 are
01:03:51.980 on
01:03:52.440 podcasting
01:03:53.400 you are
01:03:53.900 you have
01:03:54.560 become
01:03:55.200 one of
01:03:56.340 if not
01:03:56.780 the
01:03:57.200 most
01:03:57.820 powerful
01:03:58.660 podcaster
01:03:59.420 certainly
01:04:00.660 doing
01:04:01.060 political
01:04:01.480 commentary
01:04:01.900 after Joe
01:04:02.720 Rogan
01:04:03.020 he's
01:04:03.380 he's
01:04:03.680 number
01:04:03.860 one
01:04:04.180 but
01:04:05.000 you're
01:04:05.340 hugely
01:04:05.780 successful
01:04:06.380 the
01:04:06.720 number
01:04:07.000 of
01:04:07.180 downloads
01:04:07.580 you
01:04:07.760 guys
01:04:07.920 get
01:04:08.140 is
01:04:08.420 staggering
01:04:09.180 so
01:04:10.180 now
01:04:10.360 I'm
01:04:10.600 just
01:04:10.800 a
01:04:11.020 neophyte
01:04:12.300 here
01:04:12.660 in this
01:04:12.960 business
01:04:13.320 so
01:04:13.920 what's
01:04:14.200 your
01:04:14.300 advice
01:04:14.620 for me
01:04:16.080 well
01:04:17.100 you're
01:04:17.300 off
01:04:17.480 to a
01:04:17.740 great
01:04:17.920 start
01:04:18.320 with
01:04:18.540 guests
01:04:18.880 like
01:04:19.160 me
01:04:19.420 Megan
01:04:19.740 you know
01:04:22.160 I
01:04:22.520 don't
01:04:23.400 I
01:04:23.640 think
01:04:24.180 I
01:04:25.240 think
01:04:25.720 this
01:04:26.120 is
01:04:26.300 the
01:04:26.460 place
01:04:26.820 you
01:04:27.020 go
01:04:27.520 to
01:04:28.440 really
01:04:29.040 explore
01:04:30.000 ideas
01:04:30.820 and
01:04:31.660 you've
01:04:32.200 done
01:04:32.380 enough
01:04:32.700 TV
01:04:33.120 and
01:04:33.440 I've
01:04:33.760 done
01:04:33.920 enough
01:04:34.220 TV
01:04:34.620 to
01:04:34.960 know
01:04:35.280 that
01:04:35.680 you're
01:04:36.720 kind
01:04:36.940 of
01:04:37.020 on
01:04:37.200 the
01:04:37.340 clock
01:04:37.820 you
01:04:38.240 know
01:04:38.460 I've
01:04:39.160 done
01:04:39.340 enough
01:04:39.600 terrestrial
01:04:40.040 radio
01:04:40.540 where
01:04:40.860 everything
01:04:41.080 gets
01:04:41.320 broken
01:04:41.920 down
01:04:42.480 and
01:04:43.260 it's
01:04:43.460 literally
01:04:43.880 on
01:04:44.300 the
01:04:44.460 clock
01:04:44.840 you know
01:04:45.360 and I
01:04:46.160 think
01:04:46.400 this is
01:04:47.300 the
01:04:47.440 place
01:04:47.720 you go
01:04:48.220 to
01:04:49.020 really
01:04:49.820 explore
01:04:50.880 ideas
01:04:51.660 not
01:04:52.140 unlike
01:04:52.780 what we
01:04:53.360 just
01:04:53.760 have
01:04:54.320 done
01:04:54.620 for the
01:04:54.960 last
01:04:55.280 hour
01:04:55.620 and
01:04:56.460 I
01:04:57.380 think
01:04:57.620 it's
01:04:57.880 good
01:04:58.460 if
01:04:58.920 you
01:04:59.320 are
01:05:00.040 thoughtful
01:05:00.500 you
01:05:01.100 are
01:05:01.420 and
01:05:01.720 you
01:05:01.920 really
01:05:02.720 want
01:05:03.160 the
01:05:03.800 freedom
01:05:04.360 to
01:05:05.460 explore
01:05:06.500 ideas
01:05:07.280 I
01:05:07.580 think
01:05:08.260 you
01:05:10.780 cannot
01:05:11.400 think
01:05:12.020 to
01:05:12.180 yourself
01:05:12.620 what
01:05:13.140 does
01:05:13.420 the
01:05:13.620 audience
01:05:14.020 want
01:05:14.440 to
01:05:14.640 hear
01:05:14.940 you
01:05:15.180 have
01:05:15.440 to
01:05:15.580 think
01:05:15.920 to
01:05:16.040 yourself
01:05:16.400 what
01:05:16.840 am
01:05:17.000 I
01:05:17.260 interested
01:05:17.840 in
01:05:18.240 and
01:05:18.500 then
01:05:18.680 how
01:05:18.980 do
01:05:19.120 I
01:05:19.240 make
01:05:19.420 that
01:05:19.620 interested
01:05:20.120 to
01:05:21.000 my
01:05:21.320 audience
01:05:21.940 or
01:05:22.360 growing
01:05:23.160 audience
01:05:23.680 that
01:05:23.880 maybe
01:05:24.120 hasn't
01:05:24.600 heard
01:05:25.240 these
01:05:25.540 ideas
01:05:26.060 so
01:05:26.740 it's
01:05:27.220 super
01:05:27.580 organic
01:05:28.240 it's
01:05:29.380 it's
01:05:29.660 I
01:05:30.020 wish
01:05:30.540 I
01:05:30.800 you know
01:05:31.000 I
01:05:31.140 feel
01:05:31.440 I
01:05:31.780 feel
01:05:32.040 like
01:05:32.360 a
01:05:32.620 personal
01:05:33.040 trainer
01:05:33.660 and
01:05:34.180 a
01:05:34.360 nutritionist
01:05:35.420 just
01:05:35.660 going
01:05:35.900 diet
01:05:36.340 and
01:05:36.520 exercise
01:05:36.960 and
01:05:37.400 you
01:05:37.520 going
01:05:37.800 yeah
01:05:38.160 but
01:05:38.360 I'm
01:05:38.540 looking
01:05:38.740 for
01:05:38.960 I'm
01:05:39.740 looking
01:05:39.900 for
01:05:40.140 I
01:05:41.640 want
01:05:41.940 a
01:05:42.100 tip
01:05:42.440 and
01:05:43.000 I'm
01:05:43.140 going
01:05:43.320 diet
01:05:43.980 and
01:05:44.160 exercise
01:05:44.540 like
01:05:45.160 there
01:05:45.500 really
01:05:46.100 isn't
01:05:46.400 anything
01:05:46.720 to
01:05:47.080 it
01:05:47.220 you're
01:05:47.500 good
01:05:47.920 you
01:05:48.900 have
01:05:49.200 a
01:05:49.360 voice
01:05:49.800 you
01:05:50.120 have
01:05:50.400 thoughts
01:05:50.920 and
01:05:51.320 then
01:05:51.440 it
01:05:51.580 just
01:05:51.760 becomes
01:05:52.100 about
01:05:52.400 consistency
01:05:53.160 if
01:05:57.000 it's
01:05:57.400 all
01:05:57.560 about
01:05:57.780 what
01:05:57.960 I
01:05:58.100 really
01:05:58.400 want
01:05:58.640 to
01:05:58.740 know
01:05:59.000 given
01:05:59.320 your
01:05:59.620 background
01:06:00.040 I'm
01:06:00.340 asking
01:06:00.660 you
01:06:00.860 one
01:06:01.000 more
01:06:01.140 question
01:06:01.560 given
01:06:02.360 your
01:06:02.620 time
01:06:02.940 on
01:06:03.160 Loveline
01:06:03.740 Dr.
01:06:04.260 Drew
01:06:04.540 your
01:06:04.940 expertise
01:06:05.560 you
01:06:05.860 developed
01:06:06.220 on the
01:06:06.500 air
01:06:06.700 there
01:06:06.980 say
01:06:07.980 you've
01:06:08.320 been
01:06:08.520 married
01:06:08.920 for
01:06:09.380 you
01:06:10.020 know
01:06:10.220 I
01:06:10.920 don't
01:06:11.040 know
01:06:11.280 how
01:06:12.000 many
01:06:12.160 years
01:06:12.400 have
01:06:12.540 I
01:06:12.640 been
01:06:12.820 married
01:06:13.100 now
01:06:13.400 12
01:06:14.120 years
01:06:14.600 and
01:06:15.300 you
01:06:15.520 want
01:06:15.880 to
01:06:16.020 surprise
01:06:16.540 your
01:06:16.820 husband
01:06:17.200 with
01:06:17.700 something
01:06:18.160 spicy
01:06:18.660 but
01:06:19.840 you
01:06:20.020 don't
01:06:20.300 get
01:06:20.560 too
01:06:20.800 far
01:06:21.040 out
01:06:21.240 there
01:06:23.160 headlines
01:06:23.600 if
01:06:23.900 somebody
01:06:24.280 were to
01:06:24.520 see
01:06:24.640 through
01:06:24.800 your
01:06:24.940 windows
01:06:25.180 but
01:06:25.420 you
01:06:25.520 want
01:06:25.700 to
01:06:25.800 spice
01:06:26.100 it
01:06:26.240 up
01:06:26.380 a
01:06:26.500 little
01:06:26.660 what
01:06:27.640 should
01:06:27.840 I
01:06:27.960 do
01:06:28.180 wow
01:06:29.840 old
01:06:31.080 school
01:06:31.400 love
01:06:31.740 line
01:06:32.000 question
01:06:32.420 well
01:06:32.740 you
01:06:33.020 know
01:06:33.180 what
01:06:33.360 I
01:06:33.560 I
01:06:34.560 always
01:06:35.120 kind
01:06:35.440 of
01:06:35.560 feel
01:06:35.900 like
01:06:36.260 you
01:06:36.700 know
01:06:37.060 your
01:06:37.320 husband's
01:06:38.220 proclivities
01:06:39.260 like
01:06:39.680 you know
01:06:40.300 what
01:06:40.640 that
01:06:40.920 guy
01:06:41.200 likes
01:06:41.820 you
01:06:42.020 know
01:06:42.280 like
01:06:43.220 maybe
01:06:44.180 he
01:06:45.300 loves
01:06:45.720 watching
01:06:46.220 ESPN
01:06:46.980 so
01:06:48.020 you
01:06:48.220 let him
01:06:48.580 keep
01:06:48.840 the
01:06:49.040 TV
01:06:49.360 on
01:06:49.800 this
01:06:50.100 round
01:06:50.500 you
01:06:50.840 know
01:06:51.100 maybe
01:06:52.700 you
01:06:53.700 know
01:06:53.900 he
01:06:54.080 loves
01:06:54.380 barbecue
01:06:55.100 keep
01:06:57.160 that
01:06:57.440 out
01:06:57.620 of
01:06:57.700 the
01:06:57.840 bedroom
01:06:58.260 I'm
01:06:59.100 trying
01:06:59.380 to
01:06:59.540 think
01:06:59.760 my
01:07:00.060 feeling
01:07:00.580 is
01:07:00.920 I
01:07:02.120 think
01:07:02.640 a lot
01:07:03.140 of
01:07:03.280 couples
01:07:03.680 think
01:07:04.120 I'm
01:07:04.980 going
01:07:05.280 to
01:07:05.800 do
01:07:06.400 this
01:07:06.960 for
01:07:07.860 him
01:07:08.200 like
01:07:08.420 I'm
01:07:08.700 gonna
01:07:08.840 buy
01:07:09.720 a
01:07:09.960 negligee
01:07:10.700 for
01:07:10.960 him
01:07:11.380 but
01:07:12.040 like
01:07:12.340 if
01:07:12.560 the
01:07:12.740 guy
01:07:13.040 doesn't
01:07:13.500 really
01:07:13.980 like
01:07:14.540 lingerie
01:07:15.440 as it
01:07:16.240 turns out
01:07:16.760 he likes
01:07:17.140 ESPN
01:07:17.820 and
01:07:18.120 barbecued
01:07:18.740 baby
01:07:19.080 back
01:07:19.460 pork
01:07:20.060 ribs
01:07:20.460 then
01:07:21.000 give
01:07:21.380 him
01:07:21.580 give
01:07:22.180 him
01:07:22.360 that
01:07:22.660 I
01:07:23.340 say
01:07:23.780 figure
01:07:24.560 out
01:07:24.780 what
01:07:24.940 he
01:07:25.060 wants
01:07:25.400 if
01:07:25.660 you're
01:07:25.840 looking
01:07:26.040 to
01:07:26.240 spice
01:07:26.620 it
01:07:26.800 up
01:07:27.140 on
01:07:28.080 your
01:07:28.280 13th
01:07:29.180 anniversary
01:07:29.740 and
01:07:30.560 just
01:07:30.860 make
01:07:31.860 it
01:07:32.060 make
01:07:32.720 it
01:07:32.860 all
01:07:33.060 about
01:07:33.360 him
01:07:33.660 I'll
01:07:35.020 let
01:07:35.160 you
01:07:35.300 know
01:07:35.440 how
01:07:35.620 it
01:07:35.780 goes
01:07:36.100 please
01:07:37.860 send
01:07:38.200 me
01:07:38.340 pictures
01:07:38.840 great
01:07:39.580 great
01:07:40.340 to have
01:07:40.800 you
01:07:40.960 Adam
01:07:41.200 thanks
01:07:41.720 I
01:07:42.000 appreciate
01:07:42.340 it
01:07:42.720 thanks
01:07:43.580 Megan
01:07:43.940 all
01:07:44.640 best
01:07:44.960 our
01:07:51.100 thanks
01:07:51.360 to
01:07:51.480 Adam
01:07:51.680 Carolla
01:07:52.060 for
01:07:52.380 being
01:07:52.620 with
01:07:52.800 us
01:07:52.940 and
01:07:53.020 our
01:07:53.140 thanks
01:07:53.340 to
01:07:53.480 you
01:07:53.600 for
01:07:53.780 listening
01:07:54.040 to
01:07:54.220 the
01:07:54.340 Megan
01:07:54.520 Kelly
01:07:54.740 show
01:07:55.100 we
01:07:55.920 would
01:07:56.160 love
01:07:56.300 it
01:07:56.400 if
01:07:56.500 you
01:07:56.580 would
01:07:56.700 subscribe
01:07:57.000 to
01:07:57.220 the
01:07:57.340 show
01:07:57.540 just
01:07:57.800 go
01:07:58.140 on
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