Andy Cohen Decides to ＂Fight＂ Trump, Greta Thunberg Sails to Gaza, and Meghan Markle Peddles Lili - Spot On with Link Lauren
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On today's episode of Spot On with Link Lauren, we talk about liberal women with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Meghan Markle, and the investigation into the Meghan and Prince Andrew scandal. Plus, a new poll shows that conservatives have much better mental health than liberals.
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Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot on with Link Lauren, a show where we're going to break down the calamities of Hollywood, the circus of Washington, D.C. and everything in between.
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We're going to talk about liberal women screaming and melting down.
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Meghan Markle, the investigation into the auto pin.
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We have so much to cover, but let's start with this very first topic.
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OK, a new poll has gone viral the last few days showing that conservatives, no shock here, have much better mental health than liberals.
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If you're watching on YouTube, we can also put it up on the screen.
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So this is by Silver Bulletin Cooperative Election Study Poll.
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51% of conservatives say they have excellent mental health.
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Only 20% of liberals say they have excellent mental health.
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So as it turns out, Trump derangement syndrome is a real syndrome.
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OK, we've been talking about TDS as if it's conjecture.
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I'd love to see some breakdowns on gender, men versus women.
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Something tells me these liberal women who are sitting at home watching MSNBC with their five cats, their mental health isn't so great.
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45% of liberals say they have poor mental health.
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Only 19% of conservatives say they have poor mental health.
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And these women, they're actually hosting events to get their rage out.
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They're hosting these events where they go scream and yell and they try to release all of their tension because their lives are so difficult.
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Part of the reason I think they're so unhappy is there's this push on the left for women to only focus on their careers.
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You are happy alone and content sitting there watching Jen Psaki every single night and Rachel Maddow.
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I think the conservatives who have prioritized faith, family and everything in between, they are obviously much happier than the liberals.
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I also think the liberals the last 10 years, they have really allowed Trump derangement syndrome to eat them alive.
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Their hatred for one man has taken over their entire lives.
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And what's interesting, back in the day, I remember in high school, middle school, not that long ago, no wrinkles, no lines.
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You could be friends with people on the opposite side of the political spectrum, right?
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Everyone could still get together, but we're in such a polarizing climate.
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I have friends who are liberals who have totally disowned me.
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I'm sure the same thing has happened for you in your life.
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And we also know from COVID, getting together with people is really good for your mental health.
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So maybe that's contributing, but I want to play the clip right now of the rage ritual.
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Man, it's such a shock these women are single and alone with no romantic prospects.
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Who wants to come home to a screaming, shrill, liberal woman with Trump derangement syndrome
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who wants to beat sticks in the woods because she is so pent up with all of this aggression?
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You women, you need to put on your Lululemon yoga pants, get in your electric vehicles, and you need to drive to therapy.
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You need to be put in a straight jacket in a padded cell.
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So get in your electric vehicle and drive and go get therapy.
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I also think something that would help these folks who are so unhappy,
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this is my advice to all of you liberals with Trump derangement syndrome.
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Touch grass, get laid, and it will turn your life around
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because all of you seem very pent up and very tense if you know what I'm saying.
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So for all these liberal women who are reporting they have incredibly poor mental health,
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you need to go out there, have some fun, let loose.
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You're allowing your hatred of one man, Donald Trump, to eat up your entire life.
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It's actually really pathetic, people who've made their hatred for Trump their entire personality.
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You see it on Facebook, friends from high school, friends from life.
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Now, some other people who are freaking out right now are the folks over at CNN.
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They can't handle the fact that people actually like what President Trump is doing.
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Even some folks who did not vote for President Trump, they're happy that the price of eggs have come down.
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But let's take a look at this clip from CNN and then discuss.
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Yeah, you would think after all of the waves, Kate Baldwin, after the last few months, the first five months of the Donald Trump presidency, right, the first four months of the Donald Trump presidency, that you expect that Democrats would have this massive lead on the economy.
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The party that is closest to your economic views in November of 2023, it was the Republicans by 11 points.
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Now, it's still within that range, still within that margin of error, plus eight-point advantage for the Republican Party.
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How is that possible after all the recession fears, after the stock market's been doing all of this, after all the terrorists that our Americans are against, and Republicans still hold an eight-point lead on the economy?
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Well, in May of 2024, just before Donald Trump was reelected president, Republicans had a nine-point advantage.
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The advantage actually went up by three points.
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Now Republicans have a 12-point advantage when it comes to the party with a better economic plan.
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Clearly, the folks at CNN need to get out and talk to real Americans.
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The problem with these folks is they sit in their television studios in Los Angeles and New York,
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they fly over the rest of the country, and they have no understanding of how real America is thinking.
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People are happy with President Trump's policies because he's doing what he ran on, okay?
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Years he was talking about let's get down this Biden inflation, the sky-high, record-high inflation.
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So he got overwhelmingly voted into office, every single swing state, 312 electoral college votes, the House, the Senate.
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So he gets back in, he's doing what people voted for, and CNN is shocked that his polling is doing well.
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But the job of CNN, MSNBC, is really to teach us that the views of the minority are actually the majority,
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And what's also interesting is you could see that Harry Enten brought up, you know,
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all the negative press and the talk of tariffs and talks of recession.
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Trump has gotten nothing but negative press his entire life, okay?
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Trump gets nothing but negative press from CNN and MSNBC.
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So we've all gotten used to the fact there's a lot of daylight between this polling and the press.
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They can continue giving him negative press all that they want, and then they're going to be shocked,
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oh, it's having no impact on the polling because you guys have no influence whatsoever.
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Nobody is watching CNN because you guys are so excellent and you have your finger on the polls.
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The people who are watching CNN and MSNBC, they want to be coddled, and they probably have Trump derangement syndrome.
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This one is from Rasmussen, very credible poll.
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They said that Trump has a 53% approval rating, which is very good.
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For any president, anything over 50% is amazing, and it's because he's doing what he ran on.
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Americans said our top issue is the economy, it's inflation, it's the border,
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So Trump came in, and that's what he's handling, and that's what he's doing.
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So it's funny to see these folks over at CNN act all shocked and guffawed and gooped
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over the fact that he's doing so well and his polling is doing well.
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But they need to get out there and talk to more real people because if they think the negative press is going to tank his polling,
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He only gets negative press, so this isn't a shock whatsoever.
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Now something else that's tangentially related has to do with the auto-pin, okay?
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It probably wasn't in yours until the last few months.
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We just had this pin on a little motor that would put Joe Biden's signature on important documents,
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on pardons, on proclamations and declarations, okay?
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Well, we have an investigation right now, okay?
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President Trump's Justice Department is investigating whether Biden was competent enough
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to grant last-minute pardons before leaving office.
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So Ed Martin, who's the DOJ pardon attorney, he is looking into all of this.
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And I could not be happier because we should know if the president was aware he was signing these pardons.
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We could all see the guy's brains were mashed potatoes.
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It was clear Jill Biden and these other shadowy figures, these unelected bureaucrats,
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So if these pardons are illegitimate, all the people he tried to get out of prison, I want y'all to go back.
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Hunter, James Biden, the entire family, everybody he pardoned, if those are illegitimate, sorry, y'all aren't off the hook.
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And I don't mind, actually, if they call Joe Biden in, Jill Biden in, Hunter in.
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You can't call the family in and question them.
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The FBI went through Melania Trump's sock drawer.
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And everybody's like, oh, but you can't call Jill.
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You can't call the former first lady in for questioning.
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Drag Jill Biden in, put her under oath, put her on camera, ask her questions.
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How come the Bidens are constantly given a pass, but no one on the right is ever given a pass?
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People don't want to talk anymore about their business dealings.
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They don't want to talk about what Hunter was up to.
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They don't want to talk about the real character of Joe Biden.
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Let's call everybody in and ask them questions, because the clips I've seen of Joe Biden recently, he still does not seem well.
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So this investigation, it's going to focus on pardons for five first family members.
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Like I said, Biden's brothers, James, Hunter, we're going to be looking into all of that.
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They're also going to look at some of the commuted sentences for 37 out of the 40 people they commuted on federal death row.
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So these are pretty bad hombres, as Trump would say.
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So if these pardons aren't legit, then I think the people need to go back to prison or we can deport them.
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Apparently, we're just putting people on flights and deporting them.
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You can go to Gitmo or Seacot or one of these other prisons with a five letter acronym.
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But if these pardons are illegitimate, we deserve to know as taxpayers.
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And it's also really concerning that as taxpayers, we had a vegetable as president and random people running the country that nobody voted for.
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Right. These are unelected, swampy little bureaucratic creatures who are making decisions that impacted our lives in negative ways.
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I will be rooting for you, Ed Martin, Trump's pardon attorney.
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Now, speaking of the legacy media and fake news and grifting and lying.
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We spoke about this in my first episode, but it's gotten even worse.
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Well, her ratings continue to plummet at MSNBC.
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I don't know why they thought this was a good idea.
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She's incredibly unlikable and she has no personality.
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But right now in the 25 to 54 demographic, which is their key demographic, she is only averaging 78,000, which is a 52 percent drop compared to Rachel Maddow and Alex Wagner.
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Jen Psaki, this might not be the business for you.
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This is like the advice I give to Meghan Markle.
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You might not be someone who's meant for fame and fortune.
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Maybe being on television isn't your colleague, Jen Psaki.
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MSNBC continues putting these incredibly unlikable folks on television.
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I've said for years, I understand MSNBC is all about DEI and LGBTQ.
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But does the entire prime time lineup have to look transgender?
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Joy Reid, well, she got, you know, canned, but she was tough to look at, too.
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God forbid MSNBC put some nice looking, pleasant people on there to deliver the real news.
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I'm not shocked we have these horrible numbers.
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Rachel Maddow's ratings, they aren't that great either.
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But the fact is, you can only lie and gaslight the American people so much.
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They're going to get the news from their phones.
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They're going to tune into this podcast spot on with Link Lauren.
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They're going to tune into Megyn Kelly, Joe Rogan.
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They're going to get their news in other ways because no one wants to tune in and be lied to.
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The people who are watching MSNBC, as I've said before, they're the folks sitting at home with Trump derangement syndrome who want to be coddled and babied.
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They can't handle the fact that he won and that he's back in the White House and their mental health is crumbling and they need to watch MSNBC.
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And when I was getting ready for this episode last night, I actually turned on MSNBC just to see what was going on, right?
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It's interesting to see what the other half is speaking about.
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It was the most spooky, kooky, fever dream type of show I had ever seen.
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They're calling Tulsi Gabbard a far right figure.
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Now, Tulsi Gabbard, I think she was either chair of the DNC or vice chair of the DNC.
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They're calling everybody basically far right, scary figures.
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They say President Trump's health is in decline.
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And these are all people who sat there and would not talk about Joe Biden's decline
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because almost everyone on MSNBC is a former Biden staffer, but they don't want to mention that every day.
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So MSNBC, it's no shock that people are turning you off and they're changing the channel because you can only lie so much to the American people.
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Now, we have to pay some bills of our own because unlike MSNBC, our show is doing well and we have advertisers.
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Now something I never thought I would discuss on this show is Sesame Street.
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Okay, I don't even remember watching Sesame Street.
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I don't know if you have kids or grandkids if they are watching Sesame Street.
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But Sesame Street has decided to go all out for Pride Month.
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Sesame Street, I guess on their street, they're celebrating LGBTQIA+.
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Now, Sesame Street, these are fictional characters.
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They aren't even human beings, but we have a picture up on the screen.
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They did a post of all these Sesame Street characters with rainbows, locking arms.
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And here's what Sesame Street had to say because I don't know why they need to celebrate Pride Month, but here we are.
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Together, let's build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are.
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I'm here to tell you, why do the folks on Sesame Street need to push Pride and the LGBTQIAXYZ onto kids?
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The average viewer of Sesame Street, unless you're a pedophile, is two to five years old.
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Okay, the average viewer of Sesame Street is two to five years old.
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Why do two-year-olds need to be taught about Pride and LGBT and the fact that they could be transgender and born in the wrong body?
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Like, why are we teaching them on Sesame Street?
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You could be a non-binary, Pan-African, they-them type of person.
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Teach kids one, two, three, ABC reading, writing, and arithmetic, okay?
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Our reading and writing levels in this country are embarrassingly low, okay?
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They should know one, two, three, ABC before they know LGBTQIA+.
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And you're watching Sesame Street where you have these fake characters.
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And you're also learning that you could be born in the wrong body.
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You could have a different gender than you were born with.
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This is what is called grooming and indoctrination.
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And it's why I'm happy President Trump and the Republicans, they want to defund PBS, NPR.
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If you can't keep yourself up and running, this should not be our problem.
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Now, we actually have some folks in the House and the Senate who are upset with this.
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And I imagine more and more will come forward because the Sesame Street situation
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has really struck a nerve with moms, dads, grandmas, and grandparents across the country.
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Little kids do not need to be taught about LGBTQIA+.
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And we actually have a clip from the Not Too Late show with Elmo.
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This is a show that Elmo did back in 2020 with Jonathan Van Ness,
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who's a non-binary wannabe woman from the show Queer Eye.
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the basics. This is grooming. I've said it time and time again. I also think when it comes to
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social media and television, there are a lot of kids who would never question their gender,
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their identity, if it wasn't constantly put in their faces. If they weren't scrolling through
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their feeds and saw kids who were changing their gender or dressing as the opposite sex,
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would they even think themselves? But little kids' brains are sponges. They're incredibly
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malleable. And that's what concerns me about Sesame Street. They think, oh, we're being
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allies and advocates for people who've been targeted as LGBT individuals. No, what you're
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doing is telling little children between the ages of two and five, they might be born in the wrong
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body. And that to me is what's very dangerous and destructive. And where things actually get worse
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is we have another clip we're going to put up on the screen from Scouts of America in Seattle,
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Washington. So we also have some young children who were carrying LGBTQIA plus flags as they lead
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the Seattle Pride Parade. They're also being led by the Grand Marshal, Megan Rapinoe. You might
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remember her. She's the obnoxious, annoying, liberal U.S. women's soccer player who nobody could
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please and was not happy whatsoever. So when we look at this, if you're listening to us, you got to
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come to YouTube and see what we're seeing. Little kids, they're carrying rainbow flags actually ahead of
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most of the American flags. Why can't we just have kids revere and have pride in America and the
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American flag? Why do we have little kids out here waving rainbow flags when they really don't
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understand the concepts? Most of these little kids, they're not old enough to understand these
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concepts. In fact, I'm 27 years old. I still don't understand some of these concepts. I'm a gay man
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in media and I'm like, what the hell is that? Non-binary such and such poly. It's like everything
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I can't even keep up with. So now you have these kids out here with the new inclusive pride flag.
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How are they supposed to understand all of these things? So shame on these parents. Shame on the
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leaders of Scouts America. Shame on anybody who thinks that this is okay. It really is gross that
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kids can't just be kids these days and they have to have these things shoved down their throats.
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And I know a lot of you say, thank you for speaking up. Thank you for being a common sense
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gay guy. I want you to know I will always speak up. I think kids should have their innocence.
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There are things they should learn at a certain time, of course. And if your kid comes to you and
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says, hey, I think I might be gay or I think I might be this, that is for them to do. It's not
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for you to constantly shove down their throats and have two-year-olds out here with pride flags
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watching Sesame Street. Now I have to crown utter calamity of the week to none other than Andy Cohen,
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the patriarch of the Real Housewives franchise, a bitchy queen who sits there on his late night show
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that nobody's watching, getting drunk with a bunch of D-list celebrities we've never heard of
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before. That is who Andy Cohen is. Well, he went on The View recently. Just a few days ago, he went
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on The View. I'm still waiting for Trump to send the women of The View to Guantanamo, but unfortunately,
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they're still on the air. So Andy Cohen goes on The View and he talks about the fact that LGBT rights
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are under attack. We're being attacked. It's not okay. Now, mind you, this is someone in a $15
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million apartment, okay, who's internationally known, famous, wealthy, with staff, with a show
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he really doesn't even have to do that much for. This is someone who really wants us to believe
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his rights are under attack. Let's take a look at the clip and then discuss.
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Well, Andy, it's obviously pride where we, all month, we celebrate the contributions of the
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LGBTQ plus community. What are you reflecting on this year? Any message that you'd want to share?
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My message is, uh, it's time to fight. I mean, our community is under severe attack. Uh, and, uh,
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there are, I mean, every day, every, look at Patrick 2025. This is something that's actually happening
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and it's not good for the LGBTQ community. The trans community is, um, really under siege. They're
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trying to be erased. And, uh, I would say we have to fight and be aware and look what's happening and
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be conscious and vote and vote for every election from, you know, the most local elections. That's
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what's going to count. Andy Cohen says, we have to fight. What does Andy Cohen know about fighting?
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Okay. The only thing he's probably fighting right now is like gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes,
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and some other flare up from an STD he got from the men who come through his apartment every single
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night, allegedly. So that's Andy Cohen. He says, we have to stand up and fight. What rights have you
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lost? Andy Cohen, you are full of shit. I am calling you out right now as a gay person. We
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have lost absolutely no rights since president Trump took office. Trans people have lost absolutely
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no rights since Trump took office. So for you to say that our rights are under attack, you are
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fear-mongering and you're playing into these views of people on the view who want to act like we're
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under siege. Like we're the victims all the time. We are not the victims all the time. Okay. I'm so sick
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of LGBT people always playing the damn victim card. Go to work, get a passion, get a hobby. I've been
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through hell in my life. I could sit here and be a victim too and say I was bullied and beat up and
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attacked and targeted and had my car vandalized and I get threats every day. Get your ass up and
00:27:01.640
stop playing a damn victim all the time. Okay. That's my advice to you liberals, all of you LGBT
00:27:06.480
liberals who are going around saying we're under attack, we're under attack. Oh my God. You're not.
00:27:10.760
You're literally not under attack. Trans people, all we're saying, you can't trans kids. We don't
00:27:16.780
want you injecting kids with hormones and we don't want men and women's sports. Other than that,
00:27:21.180
go do what you want to do. No rights have changed for you since the Biden administration. I'm here to
00:27:26.680
tell you, Andy Cohen, you are a liar. You also look a little bit hungover. You look like you had a rough
00:27:31.460
night out with Anderson Cooper. You look rough. You look hungover. You look a little scruffy. You might need
00:27:35.920
to go back to the drawing board, but Andy Cohen, it's so pathetic, so pathetic for someone who has
00:27:41.400
done nothing, nothing to help gay people, make gay people seem palatable and exciting and likable on
00:27:47.940
the world stage. He has done nothing. All he has done is create a franchise where women go on trips
00:27:52.980
and get drunk and fight and argue with each other. That is who Andy Cohen is. This is someone who acts
00:27:58.520
like he's a champion of women and champion of LGBT people. He has made a living on the backs of destroying
00:28:04.840
women's lives. How many Real Housewives have we seen go to rehab, go to treatment,
00:28:10.400
their marriages break up? Now, they got to take some culpability too. You ladies choose to go on
00:28:15.000
the show at this point and you know what you're getting into. But Andy Cohen, you're culpable as
00:28:18.900
well. And we also have to point out, Andy Cohen, I don't know why we act like this man has any influence
00:28:24.400
whatsoever. The ratings for the Real Housewives are terrible. The ratings for the Real Housewives are
00:28:29.940
so low they're in the gutter. They're in the seventh ring of hell. I don't know anybody
00:28:34.680
who is still watching the Real Housewives of New York, of Beverly Hills. We all used to watch back
00:28:39.780
in the day. We used to watch when it was Bethany Frankel and Ramona Singer and the girls are having
00:28:43.480
fun and they weren't so scripted and contrived. Now, you look at the Real Housewives, they know the
00:28:49.160
cameras are there, the show sucks, and it's boring. So Andy Cohen, your ratings are terrible, your shows
00:28:54.040
are getting canned, Bravo is going down like the freaking Titanic, and you're one to go on TV and say
00:28:59.080
that our rights are being under attack, and you know you are lying. I dare you to look into the
00:29:03.260
camera, Andy Cohen, and say our rights are being under attack. And then you have Andy Cohen who
00:29:08.460
wants to talk about Project 2025. Project 2025 is still this talking point for the left. They tried
00:29:14.320
it during the election. They said, Project 2025, Project 2025. Most voters were like, we don't even
00:29:19.440
know what this is. I'm here to tell you, I don't even think President Trump has read Project 2025.
00:29:23.580
He's doing what he's run on for decades, okay? Tariffs, getting men out of women's sports,
00:29:28.420
securing the border. He has talked about these things for years. I don't really care about
00:29:32.680
Project 2025. I've never seen it. I also have to say this. The reason Andy Cohen is losing influence
00:29:38.000
and his shows are going down, his shows are plummeting to the depths of hell, because he will not put
00:29:44.040
Republicans on the show. This is the truth. On Bravo right now, if God forbid you say, I support
00:29:49.480
President Trump, I voted for President Trump, they will deplatform you. How many Republican
00:29:54.040
housewives have we seen ostracized from the base of the show and the viewership? And like I always
00:29:58.640
say, 77 million Americans voted for President Trump. 77 million Americans. So you want to turn
00:30:04.540
off half the country. Even from a capitalistic standpoint, wouldn't Andy Cohen want to look at
00:30:09.840
half the country and say, let's get some Republican women? Why can't a woman wear a MAGA hat on Bravo?
00:30:14.280
Why do we always have to have a bunch of liberal women screaming and fighting and getting drunk?
00:30:19.720
And it's why the shows are terrible. So Andy Cohen, go back to the drawing board. You know,
00:30:24.500
you're a liar. This is why you are utter calamity of the week, because you want to tell people
00:30:28.880
our rights are under attack when our rights are not under attack at all. Let's look at President
00:30:33.920
Trump's cabinet. How many gay people does he work with on a daily basis? Scott Besant,
00:30:38.420
the Treasury Secretary, is one of the most high profile gay men in the country right now.
00:30:42.280
Not because he's gay, but because he's excellent at what he's doing, right? This was not a DEI hire.
00:30:47.720
He was chosen off of merit. So Andy Cohen, we wish you well. Good luck getting the ratings up on your
00:30:53.040
failing shows on Bravo. Good luck with your late night show that nobody is watching. And we wish
00:30:57.640
you well. Now this next person we have to discuss is none other than Grifter Greta Thunberg. This little
00:31:05.260
lesbian has found a new social movement to attach herself to for fame and fortune and notoriety.
00:31:11.320
Greta Thunberg, as we speak, as we speak, as you listen to this, as you watch it, she is on a boat
00:31:17.940
sailing to Gaza. You could not pay me to sail to Gaza. In fact, the only boat I'm going to get on
00:31:24.060
is below deck, okay? Unless it's the below deck boat where we have stewardesses and master bedrooms
00:31:29.360
and themed parties and amenities and nice home-cooked meals, you won't see me on the boat. But Greta Thunberg,
00:31:35.480
let me read you about what's going on right now. So she is on a boat called the Mad Lean,
00:31:40.120
and they took off from the Sicilian port of Catania, which sounds nice, right? Except she's
00:31:44.900
on a boat with a bunch of dirty people who haven't showered and a bunch of wannabe activists sailing
00:31:48.840
to Gaza, okay? That boat probably stinks and reeks, okay? So she took off from the Sicilian port of
00:31:55.180
Catania. And this is part of the Freedom Flotilla Coalition. That sounds like something you'd order at
00:32:00.320
Chipotle. Can I get a Frida Flotilla with a side of guac and chips? I could not ever be on this boat.
00:32:07.660
But Greta Thunberg, this little, I was going to call her a really bad word, but this little lesbian
00:32:12.480
has decided, you know what? Climate change wasn't getting her fame anymore. She decided,
00:32:18.180
you know what? Climate's not getting me fame. She went out there and said, we're going to get into
00:32:22.020
a new ice age. That didn't happen. Then it was global warming, and then the data didn't show that.
00:32:26.520
So she's decided she's done with the whole climate grift. She then goes to Ukraine. She meets with
00:32:31.020
Zelensky, and she's pushing Ukraine peace and Ukraine this and stop fossil fuels. Then that
00:32:36.900
got kind of boring. She realized no one gives a rat's ass about the Ukraine war anymore. We want
00:32:40.880
it to end. We don't care. We're bored. I'm sorry if you don't like me saying it. It's the truth.
00:32:45.000
A majority of Americans, we're focused on our own issues. So then Greta Thunberg has to find something
00:32:49.720
new. Of course, she goes and she gets her little keffia, and she gets on a sailboat, and she's going to
00:32:54.820
break the siege and try to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Now, on this ship, we'll put the picture
00:33:00.740
back up on the screen. I don't know how much humanitarian aid she thinks she's going to get
00:33:05.180
to Gaza, but this is who Greta Thunberg is. She attaches herself to these little social movements,
00:33:10.900
and then she just wants fame and fortune. And Greta Thunberg, I also had my team pull up some
00:33:15.200
pictures of her being arrested. This is someone who constantly tries to get arrested for fame and
00:33:21.340
fortune. And she somehow always has a camera crew with her. Greta Thunberg, she miraculously has
00:33:26.600
professional, high-definition camera when she's being carried and carted out like a drunk sorority
00:33:31.860
girl at the end of the night being put into an Uber. That is who Greta Thunberg is. She's disgusting.
00:33:37.040
Greta Thunberg really speaks to a larger cultural issue right now, which is that a lot of young people,
00:33:41.540
she's 22, they have no real sense of self or identity. There are a lot of young people,
00:33:46.420
they grew up on social media. They grew up in a very polarizing time. They grew up watching TikTok
00:33:50.800
for the last five years, and they haven't really developed their own sense of identity. And so what
00:33:55.200
do you do when you have no sense of self and no passion and you're devoid of purpose? You attach
00:33:59.700
yourself to whatever the social movement is at the time, right? So first it's climate, it's the climate
00:34:04.900
agenda, it's the climate mob. Then she attaches herself to Ukraine. Now she's attaching herself to
00:34:09.640
Gaza. That's what we're seeing here in the streets and the United States of America at Columbia
00:34:14.120
University at Stanford. We're seeing all of these protests because these kids have nothing else to
00:34:19.080
do. These kids have not really found what makes their life tick and what their purpose is. And instead
00:34:24.340
of faith, family, and a job, they're attaching themselves to social movements and they're going
00:34:29.300
out and protesting every single day. And I have no problem with people peacefully protesting, right?
00:34:34.140
This is the United States of America. We have the Constitution for a reason. You have a right to
00:34:38.240
assemble. You have a right to free speech. But I think at a certain point, you got to look in the
00:34:42.580
mirror and say, what the hell am I doing with my life? Is Greta Thunberg going to be 82, 92, 102 with
00:34:48.420
nothing to show for her life except she goes to protest and get arrested? That's who Greta Thunberg
00:34:52.960
is? She's sailing into Gaza like she's freaking Christopher Columbus? I hope the boat goes better
00:34:58.320
than the Titanic. I hope the boat goes well. Last night we saw a video, a drone was circling her boat.
00:35:05.140
They said a drone is circling Greta Thunberg's boat. So by the time you listen to this,
00:35:08.960
she might have been drone striked, okay? If Greta Thunberg gets drone striked, then that's on her.
00:35:13.460
I'm sorry. I know it sounds harsh, but she needs to find something better to do instead of being a
00:35:17.320
disruptor. I don't know who is funding her. I question all the time, who is funding these radical
00:35:22.380
performative activists? Because as we saw at Columbia University, they had professional protest
00:35:28.360
consultants who came in and taught them how to break into buildings, how to barricade doors. You had
00:35:33.760
grown women and men who came in and taught college kids how to be disruptors on campus.
00:35:38.100
So I would question who's funding Greta Thunberg, who is funding this freedom flotilla coalition.
00:35:43.900
I also have to say, the whole thing is kind of a lie in my opinion. I saw pictures last night as
00:35:48.700
well. You had smaller little Zodiac boats that were following the main sailboats. So this isn't
00:35:55.000
a real situation. They have a full camera crew. Obviously there's a budget. So I don't really think
00:35:59.700
this is some altruistic situation Greta Thunberg has in her life. I think she's doing this for fame
00:36:04.800
and fortune, just like all of these people, because they have nothing better going on except
00:36:08.620
to attach themselves to these social movements. Now here's what Greta Thunberg actually said.
00:36:14.100
She said, we are doing this because no matter what odds we are against, we have to keep trying. And
00:36:18.760
then she burst into tears because the moment we stop trying is when we lose our humanity. And no
00:36:23.400
matter how dangerous this mission is, it's not even near as dangerous as the silence of the entire
00:36:28.100
world in the face of the live stream genocide. Now, when I went to her Instagram, her bio also
00:36:33.520
said she is an autistic and bipolar climate justice activist. Come and get it, everybody.
00:36:40.300
Any men out there, we got some takers. Greta Thunberg, we have a bipolar climate justice
00:36:46.020
activist. I don't know what the hell that is. Like I said, these people have made up jobs. She needs
00:36:50.100
to go get a real J-O-B. And what's funny to me about Greta Thunberg, she has all the time and energy
00:36:55.500
to attach herself to these protests. I dare her to work at a fast food restaurant for eight hours.
00:37:01.700
Greta Thunberg, she can do these fancy things. She can get on boats with camera crews and be this
00:37:06.060
performative justice activist. I'm sure there are tons of people who would love to have that BS job.
00:37:10.860
Go work the window at McDonald's for eight hours and Greta Thunberg, you will be in tears, okay?
00:37:16.220
When someone sends the fries back and say they're not hot enough without enough salt,
00:37:19.880
Greta Thunberg, you will be on the ground in a puddle of tears because you have no real skills and you
00:37:24.360
have no real work ethic. So we wish you well. We wish you well, Greta Thunberg, but it's clear that
00:37:29.620
your entire grift is fame, fortune, and attaching yourself to another social movement. But you've
00:37:34.960
made millions of followers. You've probably, in my opinion, made millions of dollars. I don't know
00:37:38.920
where that money is being routed, but we wish you well, Greta Thunberg. We have to pay some bills.
00:37:43.220
And when we come back, we will be discussing none other than the Duchess of Scamalot herself,
00:37:48.560
Meghan Markle. It would not be an episode of Spot On with Link Lauren if we did not talk about the
00:37:53.080
two little hucksters in Montecito. So I'll see you in a sec. Well, we thought we were going to pay
00:37:57.680
some bills. I wanted to come on here really quickly because I don't want to get sued by
00:38:01.560
Greta Thunberg because clearly she wants fame and fortune and she might come after us. I alleged in
00:38:07.300
the previous 10-minute segment that Greta Thunberg might be a lesbian. I thought, you know, she walks
00:38:12.000
like a duck, quacks like a duck. She might be a lesbian. She's out there with her rainbow flag and a
00:38:16.340
Palestinian keffiyeh, two things that don't normally go together. But Greta Thunberg, I formally
00:38:21.420
apologize for insinuating that you might be a lesbian. That was only my opinion. We clearly
00:38:26.460
have no facts to back that up. If there are any men out there, come and get it. You are welcome
00:38:30.980
to reach out to Greta Thunberg. I apologize sincerely for calling you a lesbian. Now let's
00:38:39.460
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Now, the laziest woman on earth, Meghan Markle, is back with some words of wisdom, okay? The Duchess
00:39:54.900
of Scamalot who conned the royal family, who conned everybody in the UK into thinking she was some big
00:40:00.360
Hollywood actress, even though none of us had really ever heard of her. She has some words of wisdom
00:40:05.220
about finding that work-life balance. This is a clip we're going to play from her podcast,
00:40:10.640
Confessions of a Female Founder. I still don't know what she has found, except a rich husband
00:40:15.560
and a mansion in Montecito. But nonetheless, let's take a listen and then discuss.
00:40:20.620
I think that's going to be one of the hardest lessons. Look, even for me, I hear you saying
00:40:24.180
that and I'm integrating that, going, yeah, just take a minute to breathe, enjoy it, go have a date
00:40:34.560
Meghan Markle talking about finding work-life balance when she has done nothing in years.
00:40:42.740
Part of her gripe with the royal family is that she didn't want to work, okay? As I've been saying,
00:40:47.060
she should run for Congress as a Democrat like Jasmine Crockett because Jasmine, she doesn't
00:40:51.360
want to work. She wants to twerk and film these ridiculous TikTok videos. That's kind of like Meghan
00:40:55.580
Markle. She has done nothing. She allegedly wanted to be paid for royal engagements in Australia.
00:41:01.880
She wanted to be paid like a freaking Kardashian when they show up at a nightclub. That's who
00:41:06.460
Meghan Markle is. So talking about work-life balance is just anathema to who she is in reality
00:41:12.900
because all she does is life. We're not seeing a lot of work in Meghan Markle's life. You know
00:41:18.280
what I'm saying? The royals get up and they do engagements almost every single day. Queen Elizabeth,
00:41:23.080
rest in peace, and Prince Philip, they would go out there every single day and raise funds and
00:41:28.380
awareness for issues in the Commonwealth. Meghan Markle did not want to do that. So her talking
00:41:33.600
about work-life balance when she put her name on some jams, jellies, and dog biscuits, that's it?
00:41:38.960
Meghan Markle, I would dare you to work 40 hours a week. I would dare Meghan Markle to go out there
00:41:45.040
and have a real job except being a washed up duchess sitting around her mansion. I dare you,
00:41:50.220
Meghan Markle, to go out there and do that, but I'm not holding my breath. Now, another clip we have,
00:41:54.600
she talks about building something with her daughter, Lilibet. And we all knew this was
00:41:59.080
coming. Anybody who's followed the royals, and especially Meghan Markle, this little grifter,
00:42:03.560
we knew she was going to cash in on the daughter. Let's listen to the clip and then discuss.
00:42:08.120
Just curious. I mean, I wonder if one day I'll be in business with Lilibet and we'll be building
00:42:12.420
something. Yeah, that's the best. As I predicted, Meghan Markle is already thinking of building something
00:42:18.660
with her four-year-old daughter, Lilibet. Like the Kardashians, they always said,
00:42:22.480
we're not going to put our kids on the show. We're not going to put our kids on reality television.
00:42:26.600
Now, all we see is Northwest. We see Penelope. We see Mason, Scott Disick's son. We see the
00:42:31.920
Kardashian kids all the time. And lo and behold, Meghan Markle posted a picture today with her
00:42:37.040
daughter, Lilibet. So she's already planting the seed. She's using the kids for clicks,
00:42:42.200
likes, and attention, and money. I would not be shocked if she uses the daughter to promote some
00:42:47.280
children's clothing line. She already said, hey, might do a clothing line in 2026.
00:42:51.560
This is who Meghan Markle is. She has really run dry. She has run stale. She's more washed up than
00:42:57.840
ever. Less and less people care. So what's she going to do? She has to use the kids more and
00:43:02.860
more. Archie and Lilibet. And Meghan Markle, she's also a very competitive person, right? I wish that
00:43:07.220
would cross over into her work ethic. Unfortunately, it doesn't. But she is competitive in some ways,
00:43:12.200
especially with William and Catherine. So William and Catherine kids over in the UK,
00:43:16.240
we see them constantly. We see them all the time. They're put together. They look nice. They're smart.
00:43:20.980
They're cute. They're handsome. Meghan Markle is going to want to compete with those kids.
00:43:24.880
She is going to want to trot her children out there for fame and fortune because she's getting
00:43:29.080
desperate. I would not be shocked. I would not be shocked, my friends, if we see a People magazine
00:43:34.380
spread with the kids. I just wouldn't be shocked to see it. She works with People magazine, allegedly.
00:43:39.400
In my opinion, People magazine has become her mouthpiece. All they do is give her glowing
00:43:43.480
coverage every single day. So kudos to Meghan Markle's publicist. But Meghan Markle is going to start
00:43:48.580
using those kids more and more for fame and fortune because her brand sucks. The brand,
00:43:54.780
as ever, in my opinion, it's going downhill. Nobody's buying it. She's already saying she
00:43:59.200
might not restock till 2026. And we have a clip of her discussing this whole restock situation.
00:44:06.220
And so for me at the moment with as ever, it was great. We plan, we plan for a year,
00:44:10.820
we get, and then everything sells out in 45 minutes. Yes. Amazing. Great news.
00:44:14.560
But then what do you do then? Then what do you do? And then you say, okay, we planned as best as we
00:44:21.640
could. Yes. Are we going to replenish and sell out again in an hour? Or is that annoying as a
00:44:26.360
customer? Yeah. I'm looking at it saying, just pause. Yeah. That happened. Let's wait until we are
00:44:32.320
completely stable and we have everything we need. I go through the same thing.
00:44:37.640
Right. Where you're trying to just balance inventory, cost. Yes. I mean, at least our
00:44:43.420
things are shelf stable. I think that scarcity mentality at the beginning might be a hook for
00:44:47.600
people, not dissimilar to a sneaker drop. Great. Yes, exactly. But when you're talking about
00:44:52.460
products. Products that you need to be consistent with are foods that you want to provide to your
00:44:58.460
family. I don't want you to eat that jam once every six months. I want that to be on your shelf
00:45:03.000
all the time. Meghan Markle had years to prepare her launch. The fact that it just sold out,
00:45:10.080
we don't have the numbers and she wasn't prepared for a second launch. That is her fault. It tells me
00:45:14.920
there's really no demand and she's now covering her ass. Okay. How hard is it to put some jams and
00:45:20.840
jellies and spreads in a jar and stick your name on it in a cheap little carton and put it up on the
00:45:25.480
internet? This is an e-commerce business. As far as I know, she's not selling anything in stores.
00:45:30.220
This is e-commerce. She could already be pre-ordering the next batch, but something tells
00:45:34.800
me something is rotten in Denmark. Nobody cares because Meghan Markle's brand is not as strong as
00:45:40.700
she thinks it is, but she's surrounded by yes people. And like any narcissist, she's full of hot
00:45:45.460
air and she thinks everything she does is amazing. Everything she touches is going to turn to gold.
00:45:50.080
That's who Meghan Markle is. I think it's also interesting. Prince Harry has nothing to do with
00:45:54.320
this brand. This is not the Harry and Meghan brand. He's like, sweetheart, you go take care of that
00:45:58.720
self. He's smart enough to know even in his psychedelic mushroom addled brain, not to go
00:46:03.680
anywhere near this failing brand because Meghan Markle is radioactive. Nobody wants to work with
00:46:09.500
her. The second season of her show was allegedly already pre-taped and Netflix is just packaging it
00:46:14.460
because they're like, what? We have all these deleted scenes. Let's throw them out there and
00:46:17.620
see if people want to watch. What the hell are we going to do with them? But Meghan Markle, no,
00:46:21.420
this brand really has gone awry. She did one launch. It failed. And she's out here saying,
00:46:26.300
I want people to have my products every single day. Well, if that was the case,
00:46:30.520
why aren't you selling them? Something isn't adding up. She is lying through her teeth and
00:46:34.400
she has a history of lying. She went on Oprah. She lied. She goes on interviews. She lies.
00:46:39.560
Her stories change constantly. So why are we supposed to believe her now with this brand?
00:46:44.240
I think she's going to have to go back to the drawing board and figure out what to do.
00:46:47.060
Maybe it's divorcing Harry. Maybe that's the big bombshell. Maybe she does her tell-all book.
00:46:51.540
Maybe it's the children, but something clearly isn't working for Meghan Markle.
00:46:54.640
The fact that this brand is not restocking until 2026, and she's now saying she might
00:46:59.140
not even want to do jams and jellies. So what the heck is going on? But Meghan Markle,
00:47:04.880
we wish you well. We really wish you well. I don't want Meghan Markle to change. I want
00:47:09.200
Meghan Markle to continue being this out of touch, waspy woman who lives in a mansion in Montecito
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because it gives us a lot to talk about. She's actually someone who should be studied by science,
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right? When Meghan Markle passes away, we should be studying her brain because I don't know if
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there's anyone more narcissistic and delusional on earth except maybe Kamala Harris. I would love
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to have people in my corner who blow hot air up my ass all day and tell me I'm amazing like Meghan
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Markle has. But unfortunately, I live here in reality. I don't live in Montecito with a prince.
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So Meghan Markle, bon voyage. We wish your brand well. We will be expecting something with the kids soon.
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We know Meghan Markle is going to be doing something with the kids soon. I can feel it. I can taste it.
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My sixth sense is telling me. So we'll be covering that here on Spot On. As for you guys,
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this is the end of our show. But I wanted to thank you so much for tuning in and making this show a
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success. A lot of you share the show with your friends. You post about it. You tweet about it.
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You put it on Facebook. I work for you guys. I want to cover the topics you're interested in.
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So please leave a comment. Tell us what you're interested in. We also have some bonus content coming
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on Friday. We'll be discussing dating across party lines, what it's like dating a liberal if you're
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conservative. I don't think it's really possible right now. In this political climate, I don't
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think it's possible. But we'll be back on Friday to discuss that. I love you guys. I will see you on