The Megyn Kelly Show - Shock Allegations Against Female Finance Exec, and LA's Own Socialist, with Adam Carolla, Plus Joseph Massey's Powerful New Poetry Book ｜ Ep. 1307

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00:00:30.700 Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show, live on Sirius XM Channel 111 every weekday at New East.

00:00:42.380 Hey everyone, I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show. Coming up, the official Megyn

00:00:47.660 Kelly Show poet, Joseph Massey, will be here. He is out with a new must-read book of beautiful

00:00:53.860 poetry. It basically takes you into the change of seasons in upstate New York. So that's near

00:01:00.440 and dear to my heart. And that's one of the great things about living in any of our states that have

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00:01:28.040 are gorgeous in December, January, February, March. Okay. He's got a new book of poetry and

00:01:36.380 we need a little something, don't we? Is it just me or do you need a little something right now?

00:01:40.480 It's just been like a long, cold winter. It's been a tough time in the news and like the war

00:01:46.620 and a lot of stuff. So we're really looking forward to reading that book and to having

00:01:52.300 Joseph on. He's been on the show multiple times. Our relationship began long ago when for some

00:01:58.640 reason I thought his name was Paul. I kept calling him Paul. And he answered to it because he's a

00:02:06.560 nice guy. But it's not Paul. It's Joseph. And he'll be here in just a bit. Okay. But we're

00:02:11.740 going to start with one of our dear friends. Adam Carolla is here. And boy, do we have a story for

00:02:16.220 him. I was telling my team, there's a lot in the news today, but this is really the story that I'm

00:02:20.740 most interested in. It is a shocking lawsuit out of J.P. Morgan, one of the country's most premier

00:02:27.860 banks, where a male employee alleges harassment and assault, sexual assault, by a female boss

00:02:38.640 whom he says committed severe sexual abuse against him.

00:02:44.000 This is a wild Daily Mail exclusive.

00:02:47.440 Like the details of this, Adam will tell us what he thinks. 0.75

00:02:52.820 Plus, the sex podcaster lady has some absolutely terrible advice 1.00

00:02:58.120 to young women when it comes to first dates.

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00:04:48.800 Adam, congratulations. It's an honor that you spend any time with us still,

00:04:53.220 given that you're finally being recognized as you should have been long ago.

00:04:58.540 Well, this will be my last appearance, obviously, because there'll be no appearances after the star goes down.

00:05:06.180 It's all going to be network after that.

00:05:10.000 Yes, I understand. Thank you for the time you've given us.

00:05:11.160 Yeah, well, let's enjoy our last voyage together, Megan.

00:05:15.600 And it's nothing personal. You understand, it's my publicist. I can't cross her.

00:05:21.140 As soon as I saw it, I thought it's a good news, bad news situation for us.

00:05:25.700 I was, I told somebody with the star, somebody brought it up.

00:05:30.780 I, I have not been bringing it up, but somebody else brought it up and they said, where would

00:05:36.740 you like your star?

00:05:38.380 And I'd never thought about it because there's a lot of places you can put that star.

00:05:42.880 So I, I thought about it and I said, well, nowhere near Donald Trump star.

00:05:47.400 And the person looked at me and they said, why you don't like Donald Trump?

00:05:52.120 And I said, no, I like Donald Trump, but twice a week in L.A. when the guy at the sledgehammer is coming out to destroy Donald Trump's star, he's going to be walking back to his Prius. 0.89

00:06:05.060 He's going to see my star and he's going to go, oh, well, let's crush this douchebag star as long as I'm here. 0.71

00:06:12.580 So I don't that's a good point.

00:06:13.840 I don't want it next to his because it's going to be a two for one.

00:06:17.200 I want it near Mark Ruffalo's star.

00:06:19.340 i think you need it don't you want it out where do people stand in line all the time

00:06:26.180 in hollywood at the methadone clinic there it is that's now we're thinking right out front

00:06:33.480 the methadone clinic people are standing there for hours looking at it and thinking about you

00:06:39.740 and they're all bent over in that weird folding chair shape so they're all literally going to be

00:06:45.760 staring at my star in front of the clinic this is i think we've come up with the ideal location

00:06:51.000 all right so have the manager start googling and um let me ask you the question why now like what

00:06:57.660 what is it is it like the success of the podcast or like you just get so successful for so many

00:07:03.240 years they get to the point where they can't deny it any longer what's the story why now

00:07:06.800 i don't know you know i think um i think that hollywood walk of fame so like it's sort of like

00:07:13.180 a cancer diagnosis you just go i was healthy my whole life why now and i just go just because

00:07:19.280 because it is okay and who's gonna go do you invite the ex-wife to this no no no no she can't

00:07:28.740 go i got a restraining order she has to stay 500 yards even if i'm out of town if i'm in detroit 1.00

00:07:37.020 She has to stay within 500 meters of my star. 0.98

00:07:40.440 That's that's already been stipulated.

00:07:43.080 It'll be it'll be a lot of it'll be the Dr.

00:07:45.780 Drew's and the Jimmy Kimmel's and the sort of people that I came up with.

00:07:51.360 Yeah.

00:07:52.240 Oh, yeah.

00:07:52.700 Well, that'll be actually very cool for you and Jimmy to be out there in public.

00:07:55.580 I mean, he's about to have a whole lot more time on his hands if President Trump gets

00:07:59.100 his way.

00:08:01.200 He just retweeted again today that he wants Kimmel fired.

00:08:04.600 It's very inappropriate.

00:08:05.740 The president of the United States should not be calling for any private company to fire any employee, especially over free speech.

00:08:14.120 But I thought the joke was out of line. Personally, I think you defended him on it.

00:08:18.240 Where do you stand on the Kimmel thing?

00:08:20.060 I stand on the Kimmel thing sort of where I'm at with kind of the James Comey thing, which is I get it.

00:08:27.460 There's stuff that he's done and stuff you don't like and reasons to dislike Kimmel.

00:08:34.100 But this isn't really going to work.

00:08:36.840 It's not going to hold up in court sort of thing.

00:08:40.280 You know, like the Comey thing is unlikely to write Kimmel thing isn't really for court.

00:08:47.080 Well, I don't mean it's going to go to court, but I'm just sort of saying in the court of public opinion,

00:08:54.220 when you hear about jimmy or you hear about comey even if you are a staunch trump reporter

00:09:01.500 you should but you're sort of logical and you're free speech and you're sort of pro-american you

00:09:08.220 still have to kind of go i don't know i would just kind of keep walking on this one which is

00:09:14.620 which is not an endorsement of either one of their actions you know what i'm saying

00:09:20.320 Yeah, yeah, totally. My only position on it is ABC set the rules for how we engage in cancel culture.

00:09:29.080 They have lots of examples. They've got many scalps on their wall.

00:09:33.300 And if we're going to go by ABC slash Disney's standards, then it's not good news for Jimmy.

00:09:39.500 You know, the standard has to be applied even when the person offended is a Republican.

00:09:43.820 But of course, ABC doesn't really operate that way.

00:09:47.080 Okay, I want to get to this J.P. Morgan thing.

00:09:49.120 I don't know if you've heard anything about this, but if not, fear not, okay?

00:09:54.000 This is perfect that you're coming to it fresh because you can be our jury for the day and tell us what you think.

00:10:00.760 Now, J.P. Morgan Chase is one of, if not the biggest bank in America.

00:10:05.740 It's enormous, and it's a lot of people's dream to get a job working there one day.

00:10:11.440 You can make a fortune potentially.

00:10:13.280 Once hired, it's tough to get fired.

00:10:16.180 They're very good to their people by all reports, and they've hired a woman who's in some trouble

00:10:24.120 now.

00:10:24.420 She's on the receiving end of a massive lawsuit, as is J.P. Morgan.

00:10:28.680 The woman's name is Lorna Hajdini, H-A-J-D-I-N-I.

00:10:33.760 She's 37 years old.

00:10:34.960 She's an executive director in their leveraged finance division, so good on her.

00:10:41.020 That's a pretty good accomplishment. 0.97

00:10:42.020 There's not a ton of women at these banks, so I'm sure she's probably pretty gritty to have made it. 1.00

00:10:47.700 But she is being accused now of being a me-to-er, Adam Carolla.

00:10:53.940 And the plaintiff, who has—he's gone under John Doe, has alleged the following.

00:11:03.500 They say in the filing that she coerced him—he's married.

00:11:08.820 She coerced him, he was her subordinate, into, quote, non-consensual and humiliating sex acts over a period of months, despite his repeated pleas for her to stop.

00:11:20.280 He says J.P. Morgan enabled the alleged abuse and retaliation against the banker after he reported it, claiming they placed him on involuntary leave, destroyed his reputation and allowed threats against him to continue while she went unpunished.

00:11:34.840 In early May 2024, he alleges that she dropped her pen on the floor. This is the first move, Adam. Dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf. He claims she then remarked, oh, you did play basketball in college. I love basketball players.

00:11:57.840 then she says, sorry, this is a little R-rated. They get me so wet. There's just no way of going

00:12:04.280 through this without feeling uncomfortable. Later that May, Doe said in the complaint that

00:12:10.980 Hajdini invited him out for drinks, but he declined. In response, she is alleged to have said,

00:12:16.900 if you don't F me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I Fing own you. Twice, 0.90

00:12:23.440 John Doe claims Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking, 0.99

00:12:31.900 birthday BJ for the brown boy? 1.00

00:12:34.340 Wow.

00:12:37.720 It gets better.

00:12:40.500 My little brown boy, she added.

00:12:43.020 When Doe claims he continued to resist her advances, she allegedly threatened professional retribution,

00:12:48.780 telling him if he wanted to be promoted to executive director, he would need to start

00:12:53.200 pleasing her. You're going to need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy, she allegedly told him

00:12:59.200 during a work social event at her private members club. Why was he at her private members club,

00:13:04.920 one asks. Work social event? You could decline in any event. During the same event, he claimed

00:13:09.720 she repeatedly groped his groin under the table, then spat in her hands and ran them all over his 0.51

00:13:16.740 neck and his head. Now, if any of this is true, this gal needs to learn, work on her flirtation 1.00

00:13:22.860 routine. I'm not sure most guys want you to spit all over their head. Well, you know, I tend to 1.00

00:13:30.360 believe specificity. Like when I hear really specific stuff, it makes me believe it more

00:13:35.860 because it's hard to say, it's hard to manufacture spitting in your hand and rubbing it on someone's

00:13:42.780 neck. You know, it doesn't, it's, it's really super specific. Um, in general, I, my general

00:13:50.360 take on this kind of stuff is dudes need to just grow, you know, grow a pair and just kind of keep

00:13:57.720 walking. Now that this is getting to the rev limiter of abuse and maybe it's just the way I

00:14:05.300 grew up, but I have had situations where there were girls that, you know, I worked with or 0.80

00:14:10.880 whatever. I knew what they wanted. I understood sort of what they'd say. They'd have a few drinks 0.92

00:14:16.660 at the after party and say something, but I was like, I'm a big boy. I don't have, I can just

00:14:21.860 keep walking. I don't have to say anything. I don't need to report anybody. Now they weren't

00:14:26.880 my superior. And so they weren't retarding my growth in the company. And that is a part of

00:14:34.600 this. You know, if this is just basic peer on peer, we're both in the mail room, you got the

00:14:40.780 horny chick over there. I would tell the guy, brush it off and rub some dirt on it and keep 1.00

00:14:46.220 walking. But if it is in fact, a superior who is saying, I will not advance you in your career.

00:14:52.700 If you do not, uh, you know, uh, succumb to my, to my carnal ways. Well then that is a,

00:15:02.460 that is a thing i and i would i would well i would tend to take his side only on that part

00:15:08.360 the sexual part is like just men need to get back into being men they really do there's nothing a

00:15:14.780 woman can do to you it is as bizarre as it is it's always all contrary i'm sorry okay now wait let me

00:15:22.120 give you the second part okay see if this moves you at all in that position he says alleges in

00:15:28.660 In the summer of 24, Hajdini showed up at an apartment where John Doe was staying, knowing he would be there.

00:15:38.040 He says that she allegedly made sexual advances on him, which he rebuffed, insisting he was not interested.

00:15:45.060 Do you want to get promoted at year end or not?

00:15:47.080 She warned him, according to the lawsuit.

00:15:49.220 Do you want a future at J.P. Morgan?

00:15:51.440 It's that simple.

00:15:52.540 I don't know why you're fighting this. 1.00

00:15:53.820 She then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe's wife, remarking, I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons. 1.00

00:16:09.920 I don't start to like this lady. 1.00

00:16:14.640 Does he include her number in the complaint? 0.94

00:16:18.180 OK, I'm going forward. 0.98

00:16:20.340 Doe claims that then Hajjini forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his wishes. 0.92

00:16:31.480 He continued to protest and began to cry, he alleged in the law. 0.94

00:16:39.120 I'm coming back to that with you, Adam.

00:16:41.300 I'm circling return there with Adam. 0.98

00:16:45.800 She allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection. 0.99

00:16:51.580 Stop effing crying. 0.99

00:16:53.280 You think anyone would ever believe you? 1.00

00:16:55.220 You're an effing douchebag who thinks he's hot shit, but you can't even get your D hard for me. 1.00

00:17:01.020 What the F is this? 1.00

00:17:02.120 She allegedly said. 1.00

00:17:03.060 She then ordered him to perform oral sex on her, ignoring his pleas of, don't make me do this. 1.00

00:17:12.220 Oh, wait, I'm circling. 1.00

00:17:14.860 to be returned to. Afraid that Ms. Hachdini would act on her threats to retaliate against him,

00:17:22.380 John Doe, embarrassed and humiliated, complied with her demands and, I guess, went down on her.

00:17:30.060 Doe claims that he was assaulted again later the same month. During the second encounter,

00:17:36.180 she allegedly ordered him to suck her toes at him. She pushed him to the ground. She sat on his face, 0.99

00:17:42.680 berating him while he was unable to sustain arousal this is a pattern i'm very uncomfortable

00:17:51.060 please lorna please i'm begging you doe claims he told her but she allegedly laughed before 0.99

00:17:57.480 making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn't taste like curry curry oh okay 0.72

00:18:05.540 wow there's more let's let's pause because we gotta we gotta get caught up together okay 1.00

00:18:15.500 um she's a racist abusive 0.97

00:18:20.600 very demanding mocking boss okay well here's what i if i was doing discovery as an attorney 0.98

00:18:31.340 I would say there's no way a woman makes it to age 40 or whatever she is without some other 0.55

00:18:39.820 incidents or examples of this in her past. You can't just turn into this person on your 37th 0.98

00:18:48.080 birthday. You've, you are that kind of person. Like there has to be other people to corroborate

00:18:55.780 this story like folks she worked with eight years ago when she was coming up you know I mean

00:19:02.360 it it's it's a you know when you get into this kind of behavior like a Weinstein type guy

00:19:09.600 maybe a Swalwell type situation it's never one and done it's never isolated it's a theme it's

00:19:16.800 who you are you know what I mean it's it's it's like the very good point and it's there should

00:19:22.580 be a line of witnesses out the door it's kind of sexually your sort of fingerprint sexually

00:19:30.020 is really who you are you don't bounce around that much like i i always told everybody if you're

00:19:38.940 gonna cheat when you cheat do stuff you never do with your wife because later on when she's

00:19:45.720 reporting what happened your wife will go that's not bernie that is not bernie he would never

00:19:51.440 pleasure me for an hour

00:19:54.440 and then pick me roses.

00:19:56.980 That is not...

00:19:58.540 It's very thoughtful of you to help

00:20:00.500 people that way. You're a giver like that.

00:20:02.600 I also have an invention for a 0.97

00:20:04.420 condom with a birthmark on the

00:20:06.480 condom. So

00:20:07.560 later on, if it ends up in court, 0.99

00:20:10.320 they can go, his penis had a very 0.99

00:20:12.160 distinctive birthmark, and then I would go, 1.00

00:20:13.960 Your Honor, Exhibit A, nothing.

00:20:17.680 That would

00:20:18.300 work too, Megan.

00:20:19.180 this is how you spend your downtime thinking about these things sometimes i do it during my uptime

00:20:25.880 so my god i'm listening to cliffs on the iran war and you're doing that that sounds a lot more fun

00:20:32.620 so she has to have had to have done this to another employee and my thing is if i'm in the 1.00

00:20:39.480 jury i'm like if three more people come forward this bitch is guilty um but it's very specific 1.00

00:20:46.060 But do you find it plausible that he protested and started to cry as she was saying, your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons and then forcibly removed his pants and was going down on him and he was crying? 1.00

00:21:04.680 He was standing there crying.

00:21:06.100 I'm sorry.

00:21:06.920 I don't believe that at all.

00:21:09.060 I think what you're dealing with, first off, there's no such thing as being a huge, profitable entity and not getting sued for the entire length of that business.

00:21:22.320 Everybody who's successful is going to get sued now.

00:21:25.640 That's it.

00:21:26.120 And if you're JP Morgan, I imagine there's 25 to 75 lawsuits going on concurrently at once, right?

00:21:34.700 Everybody.

00:21:35.800 Yes.

00:21:36.080 So I think what's going on here is she, I got a couple of thoughts. 0.99

00:21:43.460 She sounds like an alcoholic to me.

00:21:45.920 This, this sounds like a person who drinks and gets and loses control.

00:21:51.020 I think you would find out usually, you know, the sexual stuff, but when you start weaving

00:21:57.760 in the racial insults, this sounds like somebody was drinking before they came over to the

00:22:02.580 guy's apartment.

00:22:03.320 That's the I'm going to your apartment on a Wednesday night is definitely you had a couple of pops before you headed over there.

00:22:10.480 And, you know, the fish head Asian and all the curry, all that stuff, which I love, is all, I think, motivated by alcohol.

00:22:20.440 So I'm going to say.

00:22:22.260 Can I just pause?

00:22:23.780 I don't understand the fish is fish head.

00:22:26.080 What is that?

00:22:26.720 What's that?

00:22:27.480 All I got is fish. 0.96

00:22:28.740 All I got is fish head soup, which may be kind of an Asian thing. 0.90

00:22:32.200 But that's all I got. 0.96

00:22:33.500 But that's that's where I'm getting.

00:22:35.620 I my prediction is she's going into rehab.

00:22:39.320 She will go into rehab on or that. 0.97

00:22:42.300 So if there's any truth to it or or she's going to be like, John is a psychopath.

00:22:48.300 We hooked up one night and he has turned this into some sort of weird sexual harassment because he didn't get the promotion he wanted that it could go that way.

00:22:57.240 It could definitely go.

00:22:57.980 I want to give you this.

00:22:58.840 um here's a couple of jesse kelly who's also on the mk channel on sirius x now um he tweeted out

00:23:06.540 this story saying like your replies to it people on x have not disappointed so i started looking

00:23:13.060 at the replies to his tweet and um here's one i want to see the video of him telling a jury he

00:23:18.960 cried while getting a blow job yep um no one believes this story writes another one he literally 0.57

00:23:24.800 cried from getting dome, which I figured out what dome means. Um, here's another one. I just 0.97

00:23:30.240 applied to JP Morgan just by working my whole life in construction. Is there an email address

00:23:38.400 to send my resume asking for a friend? That's funny. This loser's complaining about having my

00:23:44.160 dream job. This is a, a flavor for how the internet is reacting. And, and we could say 0.99

00:23:53.480 the challenges the plaintiff may face if this thing ever makes it in front of a jury. Adam,

00:23:59.500 you know, you know, men, what do you make of those reactions?

00:24:03.640 Well, I mean, it's all it's all fun. I mean, it's it's a perfect setup for a punchline. And

00:24:10.880 and it's and it's funny. But, you know, we do this thing where we go, we need more women in 1.00

00:24:17.660 position to power. I don't know that that's necessarily true. I think women are capable 0.86

00:24:22.840 of being just as corruptible as men. 1.00

00:24:26.260 I mean, when you take a look at so many of these women 1.00

00:24:28.400 who are mayors or governors of states 1.00

00:24:31.320 and cities around the country,

00:24:33.040 and then there's some kind of snap fraud

00:24:35.700 or welfare fraud or something.

00:24:37.660 I think what I've learned,

00:24:40.140 and sorry to broaden the subject,

00:24:42.000 but I have definitely learned in the last several years 1.00

00:24:45.080 that women are every bit as capable

00:24:47.500 of malfeasance as men are. 0.99

00:24:50.900 And we were under the impression 0.92

00:24:52.660 that if we had women bosses and women senators and women governors that we'd have a more cordial 1.00

00:24:59.240 society and we wouldn't have war and we wouldn't have the corruption and we wouldn't have the 1.00

00:25:04.260 sexual harassment and we wouldn't have the abuse of power. I don't know that that's true at all

00:25:10.040 as far as I can tell. I live in a city that's ruled by Karen Bass and she's every bit as 1.00

00:25:18.020 horrible as any male governor or mayor we've ever had. I mean, I will say back when I was 0.84

00:25:24.320 practicing law, we tried a case. We represented her employer and we fired this woman. Our client 0.98

00:25:34.100 fired this woman for sexually harassing the male employees. And she sued claiming she was wrongfully 0.71

00:25:40.840 terminated. We won that case because the jury found they did have cause to fire her. She was

00:25:46.140 running around sexually harassing the men. 1.00

00:25:48.440 Now, like forcing a man to perform oral sex, 1.00

00:25:52.060 that's like, that's tough. 0.99

00:25:53.860 I think that's kind of tough.

00:25:54.920 He's claiming that it was the threat of his promotion

00:25:58.720 she was using in order to make him perform.

00:26:01.100 And then there's this.

00:26:02.140 Okay, here's the third part.

00:26:04.920 Right.

00:26:05.640 Third and final.

00:26:07.000 During an encounter in late September 2024,

00:26:10.020 Hajdini allegedly yelled at Doe

00:26:11.820 that he was not bringing in enough business 0.98

00:26:13.560 to help her secure a promotion

00:26:15.420 to managing director before again threatening him 0.91

00:26:18.640 if he refused to have sex with her. 1.00

00:26:20.800 I effing own you. 1.00

00:26:22.180 I will make you pay, she allegedly said.

00:26:24.800 Do you think you're going to be in good standing

00:26:26.660 if you do not have me in your corner? 1.00

00:26:28.760 You really think management wants some brown boy Indian leading originations? 1.00

00:26:33.740 If you don't eff my brains out tonight, 1.00

00:26:36.560 I'm going to sabotage your promotion. 0.93

00:26:39.160 Fearful of retaliation, Doe claims he relented

00:26:42.740 and submitted to another encounter.

00:26:46.560 His initial protests were allegedly overheard,

00:26:50.160 he claims, Adam, by a witness

00:26:52.080 who was staying in the adjoining room, per the lawsuit.

00:26:57.000 Doe claims that Hajjini later admitted

00:26:58.620 to drugging him with rohypnol or roofies

00:27:03.480 and not just the roofie,

00:27:06.460 but an erection-enabling pharmaceutical substance 0.56

00:27:10.320 to ensure he could perform. 0.51

00:27:12.460 She, I mean, you don't become a JP Morgan banker just for nothing.

00:27:16.600 Like this woman, if this is true, she came prepared.

00:27:20.080 She knew exactly like I've got to incapacitate him everywhere. 0.99

00:27:23.660 But the groin region, it's going to require just the following special cocktail of medications to get what I want. 0.99

00:27:30.640 Again, I'm I'm calling total bullshit. 0.99

00:27:33.100 I don't believe one fucking word of this. 1.00

00:27:34.700 I've got to be honest. 0.99

00:27:35.520 But OK, we'll see.

00:27:36.860 I like where.

00:27:37.500 Yeah.

00:27:39.280 Hold on a second.

00:27:40.760 I have another innovation. 0.64

00:27:42.060 I take roofies and I put them together with Viagra and I make roof Agra like a peanut butter cup for date rape.

00:27:53.260 I don't know.

00:27:53.980 I'll work that one out.

00:27:55.160 But but I stand by my condom with the birthmark on it.

00:27:59.920 Smart one.

00:28:01.400 OK, he alleges that he did report it to H.R. in May of 2025.

00:28:06.260 And that's when the retaliation began.

00:28:08.320 He wrote a written complaint to HR detailing what he described as race and gender based discrimination and harassment and a pattern of severe sexual abuse.

00:28:18.560 A week later, he claims the firm began to retaliate against him.

00:28:22.300 And that included, he alleges, receiving anonymous, threatening phone calls from individuals he believed were acting on behalf of Hajdini and others attempting to scare him into silence. 0.90

00:28:32.580 Quote, just wait till you're back in New York, brown boy.

00:28:36.640 one caller allegedly told him, you better stay away, snitch. On June 9th, Doe claims that he

00:28:44.660 received a voicemail from someone claiming to be a manager at J.P. Morgan, telling him he wasn't

00:28:49.720 welcome because of his skin color, adding that people don't want you or your kind here.

00:28:57.680 I don't believe a word of that either. This has got Jussie Smollett written all over it to me.

00:29:02.240 And here's what J.P. Morgan said, following an investigation. So they did investigate. They're not idiots. We do not believe there is any merit to these claims.

00:29:13.920 While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and has declined to provide facts that would be central to supporting his allegations. 0.98

00:29:27.120 Even though he does claim that he had at least two witnesses who can help support him, apparently JPMorgan Chase was not able to find any of them and is essentially saying that this whole thing is made up bullshit. 1.00

00:29:41.280 Shit. Okay, so that's the whole story that, as we know it so far, have you softened it all on the alleged defendant now that you hear the lengths to which his claims went? 0.98

00:29:51.400 I have a lot of thoughts. One is Hajdini, and she keeps going back to the Indian thing. What is her nationality? Is she of some culture, like maybe she's Egyptian and they have a long-running feud with the Indians or something like that?

00:30:09.000 like what is she because she sounds indian hajjini doesn't hajjini sound i guess yeah i i don't and

00:30:15.860 and maybe she is and maybe that's why she has some sort of comfort with throwing these things out i

00:30:22.000 i don't know it's she's a she's a brown girl she can say are you brown boy yeah well you know you

00:30:28.560 know the rules for the n-word and things of that nature you know what i mean you we can't use it 0.65

00:30:33.800 But if you're in the tribe, right, so maybe and I'm going to have my guys pull it up on the screen here.

00:30:41.200 But Hajdini, do we know her nationality?

00:30:45.580 Because if she is Indian, then then maybe there is some connection.

00:30:50.660 I. I. Steve Krakauer is saying he thinks it's Albanian, Albanian, the the oft forgotten Albanian.

00:31:00.500 And did the Albanians have some sort of running feud with the Indians or some sort of territorial war that we're unaware of?

00:31:08.760 I like this.

00:31:09.880 Let's turn it into a world events discussion.

00:31:12.400 Let's broaden it out and see what scores may be getting settled here.

00:31:15.840 We got to go global with this, is what I'm saying.

00:31:19.020 This is why you have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and I don't.

00:31:23.500 Well, remember, I don't have it yet.

00:31:25.620 But once again, this will be our last encounter on your show.

00:31:30.500 i say again i think this is made up i think at worst there was an affair between the two of them

00:31:38.180 that led him to have some of the details about like the toe sucking that was the other thing

00:31:42.460 did he get busted by his wife and then concoct this or did he come forward with this that's what 0.88

00:31:50.460 i need to know albanian otherwise my people say she's giving the pete hegseth accuser vibes you

00:31:58.660 You know, like he he raped me when I stayed when I snuck into his hotel room in the middle of the night as my husband and children were sleeping down the hallway. 0.98

00:32:08.020 Right. 0.89

00:32:08.540 And I swear I didn't do that voluntarily.

00:32:10.540 What kind of a psychopath would do that voluntarily? 0.98

00:32:12.780 So I swear it was rape. 0.76

00:32:13.920 Like this does have like I cried the whole time, honey. 0.68

00:32:17.200 Right.

00:32:17.520 I swear I cried.

00:32:19.400 Yeah.

00:32:19.640 So maybe it's him trying to get out of being busted.

00:32:23.920 I don't know.

00:32:24.440 Albanian is what my screen says in terms of her nationality.

00:32:29.660 So I don't know if there was a civil or a war between India and Albania.

00:32:36.440 I don't know.

00:32:38.020 I don't roll that deep.

00:32:40.760 Okay.

00:32:41.580 Speaking of, she's an attractive gal for the listening audience. 1.00

00:32:44.680 Speaking of attractive gals, Miller Lite has just unleashed a new ad campaign featuring

00:32:51.880 the gymnast, Olivia Dunn, who is very attractive. And she's going to be, I guess, their spokesmodel.

00:32:59.760 And she looks hot. She's in a bar. She's drinking Miller Lite. And Adam, good for them. We're 1.00

00:33:07.100 getting back to what beer ought to be, which is something people enjoy, in particular men,

00:33:13.720 marketed to them by hot women operative terms being hot and woman and um it's basically a

00:33:22.640 middle finger here to bud light which tried to go another way and is still suffering as a result of

00:33:29.280 it after their whole dylan mulvaney excursion your thoughts on it yeah um i don't like brands

00:33:37.260 trying to kind of steer culture in in general um or get preachy about about stuff it always bothers

00:33:45.900 me that when you'd go into a coffee shop and they'd go in this coffee shop we believe no one 0.99

00:33:52.360 is elite just shut up and bring me the stupid coffee i i don't i don't need those same people 0.99

00:33:56.780 are cheering president trump's latest assassination attempt against him all right they believe in all 1.00

00:34:01.480 the wonderful things but they'd love to see him get a bullet in the brain right and science we

00:34:05.300 believe in science, but you're going to be thrown out of this coffee house if you're not wearing a 0.66

00:34:09.440 mask that doesn't work. Like, it's insane. It drives me nuts. People don't really remember

00:34:16.620 that it's gone back a long time. And I'll give you an example. When I grew up and you grew up

00:34:23.120 and you watched a car commercial, they talked about mileage. They talked about sticker price.

00:34:29.800 They talked about rust-proofing.

00:34:32.020 They would talk about warranties, you know, powertrain, 15,000-mile warranty,

00:34:36.540 rust-proofing, body, 100,000-mile, built Ford tough, you know.

00:34:41.060 And then we get into Subaru, which is made with love.

00:34:45.660 And the Subaru commercial doesn't talk about price, lease, mileage, horsepower,

00:34:52.340 curb weight, nothing.

00:34:53.920 There's no numbers involved with it.

00:34:55.980 It's literally just puppies driving a Subaru. 0.86

00:34:58.760 uh there is a volkswagen commercial where a biracial gay couple adopts a sheep look it up 0.68

00:35:06.960 megan kelly listeners i am not kidding you it's a black guy and a white guy driving their volkswagen 0.89

00:35:13.800 tigger on out and a sheep basically adopts them and they take it home like it's a dog it's insane 0.63

00:35:19.480 i don't even you have to watch the commercial five times to even figure out what they're 0.91

00:35:23.280 advertising you forget that they're advertising an suv so madison avenue has strayed so far off

00:35:32.300 of this and of course dove with all the fat chick models and this is what new beauty looks like and

00:35:38.640 blah blah blah um it's not we want to get back to basics guys who drink beer want to look at hot 0.97

00:35:46.160 chicks not fat chicks and or trans chicks or whatever the hell they're pushing this week 0.91

00:35:52.400 And it's nice. 0.98

00:35:53.940 And some of that is Trump, but also a lot of that is just America.

00:35:58.640 We don't like being force-fed ideology we disagree with.

00:36:04.840 Yeah.

00:36:05.620 Oh, it's funny what you just said. 1.00

00:36:08.280 Guys like to see hot chicks drinking beer to be marketed to. 0.96

00:36:12.140 It reminds me of recently I was talking to a dear friend of mine. 1.00

00:36:14.960 We both have daughters who are about the same age, 14, 15.

00:36:17.820 and uh we were talking i i made the joke that before they sort of really get out into the

00:36:23.700 dating world we should buy them a copy of that book the rules that used to be popular when you

00:36:28.140 know you and i were younger which has rules for like landing a man you know like it's basically

00:36:33.920 play hard to get and don't give it up too easily um and she looked at me my friend and she was like

00:36:39.960 do we really need to? They're so simple. It's so simple what they want. It's like two lines.

00:36:50.500 You kind of just summed it up. You know what I mean? We don't need to read a book. We don't need

00:36:53.940 to give a book to anybody. Like we kind of know what men want and how to get them. However, 0.83

00:37:00.020 however, we should be sending a copy of The Rules to Alex Cooper, who is the sex podcaster, Adam.

00:37:07.000 You started in sex podcasting in a way, you and Dr. D on Loveline that everybody listened to back in the day, and you took questions on love life and sex life and all the stuff and had great advice.

00:37:21.380 It was like the pairing was magic.

00:37:23.760 So I'll get you to weigh in on her advice. 0.97

00:37:27.580 Like her whole podcast was born in talking dirty, and now she's trying to make herself into Oprah.

00:37:33.700 Good luck.

00:37:34.120 All right. 0.68

00:37:34.360 And this is her latest on what girls should do on the first date. 0.97

00:37:40.040 Sat 8. 0.89

00:37:41.340 No kissing on a first date. 1.00

00:37:42.760 Well, sometimes I fucked them on the first date. 1.00

00:37:44.640 How about that one, TikTok? 1.00

00:37:47.920 How about I let him eat me out on the first date and I married him?

00:37:50.440 No, just kidding.

00:37:50.900 He didn't eat me out.

00:37:51.480 That was like the second time.

00:37:52.480 I've had so many dates where like I had great first date kisses and I was like,

00:37:56.660 oh my God, I'm never calling you.

00:37:58.740 But oh, who doesn't love a makeout?

00:38:00.840 Like makeouts are so fun.

00:38:02.340 Okay. 1.00

00:38:02.700 and so kiss them the first date fucking sleep with them the first night like i don't care you 1.00

00:38:07.720 have to go based on what feels good to your body and what feels right to you and so if you have 1.00

00:38:13.000 some fucking friends that are prudes that are like you should never kiss on the first date you're 1.00

00:38:17.540 gonna give them the wrong impression and they're just gonna think you're a whore okay maybe for 1.00

00:38:22.860 you cassandra but i'm about to let him in my back door on night you don't have to do anal on night 1.00

00:38:29.140 to but you could whatever feels right if a man is gonna treat you like a piece of shit and isn't 1.00

00:38:35.940 gonna call you he's not gonna treat you like a piece of shit just because you fucked him or 1.00

00:38:40.420 made out with him on the first night a man knows yes okay maybe make out with him so you stop 1.00

00:38:45.280 wasting your time what if like small lip sammy is like barely gets a little tongue in there and 0.85

00:38:52.080 you're like i can't even fucking find we're just hitting teeth you're probably not gonna want to 0.99

00:38:57.200 fuck sammy but good to know that you got it done on the first date we're maximizing our time people 1.00

00:39:03.860 wait does she work at jp morgan i'll let you take it um i don't recognize her 0.99

00:39:10.960 she look um no one does okay uh we're having a problem you know sometimes i think about you

00:39:22.140 megan and i go well she's a woman but on the other hand she has a man's brain so i guess i can speak

00:39:28.500 freely and since this will be my last appearance on the show i might as well put my cards on the

00:39:32.920 table which is we do it we sort of we didn't do women right in the last 20 years we basically 0.91

00:39:42.020 told them every feeling you have is valid every thought you have is valid you need to act however 0.94

00:39:49.420 you want to act but more like a man sexually would be better for you and you there is no more

00:39:55.940 that's not very ladylike or a young lady wouldn't say that or do that you're completely free and you

00:40:03.180 can do whatever you want and say whatever you want and they become more miserable had less kids you 0.93

00:40:09.120 know we told them they didn't need to have kids they didn't need to be a mother in any kind of

00:40:15.020 traditional way. They didn't even need a traditional relationship. And most of them 0.56

00:40:20.480 are insane and suicidal and childless at 35. Now, this is not a good thing. The traditional roles

00:40:29.600 with all that comes with that. And, and listen, there's roles with men. I, men should know how

00:40:35.840 to fix something around the house. When you and your woman are on a road trip and you get a flat, 0.99

00:40:42.120 It is the man who gets out of the car, gets the spare out and fixes and changes the tire.

00:40:48.620 And I like that.

00:40:50.300 And I like the traditional roles.

00:40:52.560 And I think it's good.

00:40:54.660 By the way, it doesn't make you a servant to the other person.

00:40:58.260 It makes you useful to the other person.

00:41:00.740 And then the other person has useful qualities as well.

00:41:05.340 And I don't, we got away from the roles.

00:41:08.700 We got away from the responsibilities. 0.99

00:41:10.460 We told women, say whatever you want, cuss as much as you want, be angry as much as you want. 1.00

00:41:16.840 And I think they're sort of coming unraveled. 1.00

00:41:21.300 And having anal sex on the first date is probably not advisable. 0.98

00:41:32.200 Although there was a saying, Megan, that goes back to the 70s that I believe I'd like to modify, 0.99

00:41:38.840 which is wine-em, dine-em, 69-em.

00:41:43.000 Now, I don't know if you've heard that one.

00:41:45.520 No, no.

00:41:46.740 This is great stuff.

00:41:48.560 It's good stuff.

00:41:49.320 It's on my license plate frame right now.

00:41:51.600 That's why I'm always mindful of it.

00:41:54.440 But I would argue it shouldn't be wine-em, dine-em, 69-em.

00:42:00.560 It should be wine-em, 69-em, dine-em,

00:42:03.220 because you want to eat after you 69, not before.

00:42:08.720 You know what I mean?

00:42:09.280 You don't want to go out for Hungarian food and then 69. 0.98

00:42:12.160 That's all. 0.92

00:42:12.720 Yeah.

00:42:13.420 You're really just kind of deciding on the appetizer.

00:42:15.600 Yes.

00:42:15.900 I understand.

00:42:16.680 And it's just like civilized people would choose one way instead of the other.

00:42:20.380 I think.

00:42:21.440 I think this gal.

00:42:22.280 Yes.

00:42:22.860 I think this gal like is leaning into she feels like this is empowering for young women to say this.

00:42:29.180 And yet and she's too young.

00:42:30.920 She's young to have spoken to the reams of women that I've interviewed and met over the course of my life.

00:42:37.340 who made those same choices and then wound up deeply, deeply unhappy. Because even if you do

00:42:44.040 wind up getting married, finding a great partner, he doesn't care about your very loose past,

00:42:50.360 you care. You feel disgusting. And what tends to happen is women who make that choice, 0.99

00:42:57.640 the reason, like she says, whatever works for you, the reason it would potentially work for 0.97

00:43:01.800 one woman generally is she's looking for somebody else to make her feel good about herself, 0.94

00:43:08.320 to make her feel beautiful, to make her feel love, to make her feel like she matters. 0.85

00:43:12.680 And it's this ultimate irony that the more of these meaningless one-night stands a woman has, 0.80

00:43:17.780 the less she feels any of that. As he's trying to seduce her, she might feel that. In the actual

00:43:25.700 moment, she might feel desired and so on. And then as soon as she walks, watches him walk out

00:43:32.000 only to never call her again, because he's been there, done that. And since she gave it up so

00:43:36.300 easily, he knows many, many, many others have been here too, which is gross. He's not going to call

00:43:42.160 her again. And she's, it's going to lead to more feelings of self-loathing. That's generally how

00:43:47.180 it works out for these women. Well, I mean, just think about the, you take a topic like abortion, 1.00

00:43:53.340 that would have been several decades ago in this country, a closely guarded family secret. And now

00:44:00.860 women are bragging into microphones in front of crowds about how many abortions they've had. 0.93

00:44:07.220 This concept of what's right for you, you know, you talk about love line and me doing it for 10 0.81

00:44:14.400 years. Um, there is, we got ourselves into trouble going. Everyone's an individual. Everyone is

00:44:20.120 different. Not everything works. No, no diet and exercise for everybody. And you'll lose weight.

00:44:25.600 There's no, your concept on weight loss or his concept on weight. We are biological entities.

00:44:32.640 We're all the same. I used to say on love line all the time, they'd go, you don't know this person.

00:44:38.140 You don't know that person. I go, listen, if I want to study polar bear migration, do I have to

00:44:43.740 study all of them individually i study 50 polar bears i'm an expert on all polar bears that's how 0.91

00:44:51.800 it works and human beings are the same goddamn way i'm tired of arguing with everyone about 0.68

00:44:57.180 what's right for you what's right no no there are things that work and it applies to running cities 0.86

00:45:02.720 running governments personal relationships happiness weight loss sanity it's all real

00:45:09.980 basic stuff and we've decided to throw it all away with some sort of individualism bs that doesn't

00:45:16.060 work at all yeah no i i think you're right and i think my rules will work for all women and i think

00:45:23.680 her rules will hurt all women i really do i think you should not listen to her and by the way not

00:45:28.820 for nothing i don't think it matters whether you're super attractive or you're you know not 0.51

00:45:33.700 But I do think she also can't speak for all women because she is a beautiful gal, and she might have had repeated opportunities with men, notwithstanding her obvious loose approach to sex because of that. 0.99

00:45:50.860 And then she started making a bunch of money doing this podcast. 0.99

00:45:53.760 That probably helped her too. 1.00

00:45:55.820 Whereas a less attractive woman who just so easily gives it up over and over is probably not going to get repeat calls. 0.76

00:46:02.520 so like let's just keep that in mind too just don't don't listen to this person uh if you find

00:46:08.280 her conversations interesting good on you but don't actually follow that that advice i urge you 1.00

00:46:12.700 my fellow women especially young there is only one hot blonde you need to listen to people and 1.00

00:46:18.940 her name is megan kelly and i say that with a tear in my eye because this will be my last appearance 1.00

00:46:25.720 Last appearance ever. Okay. There are plenty of hot blondes. One of them is named Olivia Wild. Less hot than ever, I would say, and less blonde than ever. Depends on the course of her, you know, movie career or TV show she's on.

00:46:42.260 But she was speaking, this is on Friday, so days ago, at the San Francisco International Film Festival.

00:46:50.900 And this picture of her, and video too, it's from a video, has gone everywhere because it looks like, here's the before, eight years ago, and there's the after on the right.

00:47:01.680 Wow.

00:47:02.260 And people are saying, oh, it's the camera angle.

00:47:04.680 I mean, there's a video.

00:47:05.500 I watched the video.

00:47:06.420 She looks skeletal. 0.99

00:47:08.720 She looks like she should go into the hospital right now because she looks like a corpse with the very sullen eyes, like the eyeballs sticking out the way they do on a true anorexic.

00:47:24.000 There's nothing left but skin and bones.

00:47:26.700 And that's what her face looks like, just skin and bones and absolutely no fat, which you do need for beauty.

00:47:35.200 She looks truly unwell, Adam.

00:47:37.760 And she's just the latest example.

00:47:40.480 Like, I don't know if she's on Ozempic.

00:47:43.060 She certainly looks like she's on Ozempic.

00:47:45.320 And there appear to be some people in Hollywood who can take Ozempic and look good.

00:47:49.420 Like, I'm assuming all of the Kardashians.

00:47:52.920 And then there are these people who, I probably had an eating disorder anyway, you know what I mean?

00:47:59.720 And for whom this drug has allowed them to take it to a place that is truly sick.

00:48:05.660 This is just my opinion. I have no confirmation she's doing any of this, but this the drastic transformation of this woman is shocking.

00:48:13.300 Agreed. OK, a bunch of thoughts. One is you're talking about Hollywood, but let's talk about Washington and we can talk about Hollywood as well.

00:48:25.540 I don't know if you've noticed, but Tim Walz looks like he's down about 45 pounds from when he was.

00:48:31.820 Oh, my God. Is he on the shot? Well, OK, hear me out.

00:48:35.660 Tim Walls was running for vice president and on the campaign trail and everywhere all the time and never thought to lose an ounce of weight.

00:48:46.420 I mean, seemed to just be overweight for that entire run.

00:48:50.560 And then that ended and he looks like he's down 35 or 40 pounds in the last few months. 0.98

00:48:58.900 Karen Bass, our mayor of Los Angeles, was not obese, but she was kind of heavyset, a little bit roly-poly, a little bit round in the face. 0.94

00:49:10.500 She looks like she's down about 20 pounds herself.

00:49:14.800 Katie Porter, our favorite. 1.00

00:49:17.240 Katie Porter.

00:49:17.660 I saw that one. 1.00

00:49:18.960 She decided to stop eating mashed potatoes, evidently, off her husband's head.

00:49:26.000 So relieved. 1.00

00:49:26.620 Katie Porter's got to be down 30 pounds from her heavy weight, maybe more, right?

00:49:36.860 J.B. Pritzker is not what he was.

00:49:40.200 He is down.

00:49:41.200 So these people are all in their 50s. 0.83

00:49:45.220 They were all heavyset, morbidly obese, porky, fat, all the way through.

00:49:52.500 And then all of a sudden they kind of hit the national stage. 0.71

00:49:57.060 And you look at Pritzker, Katie Porter.

00:50:00.780 I think all of them are on it because they all made a drastic move in like the last six months.

00:50:06.780 But I support that. 0.59

00:50:09.000 I like Katie Porter looks a lot better.

00:50:10.680 And like J.B. Pritzker was going to die if he let himself go on like that.

00:50:15.000 this by like the super skinny actress who goes skeletal, truly skeletal, if that in fact is

00:50:24.300 what she's doing and how she did it is so wrong. And it's like, well, who keeps giving her the

00:50:30.780 drug? Like when she comes in for the weigh in, like, and she's down to like 90 pounds from the 1.00

00:50:36.260 looks of it. What doctors like, yeah, let's keep this rolling. Like, let's see if we can get down 0.99

00:50:41.120 to 30. I really think you're seeing mental illness on the faces of a lot of these celebrities. 0.54

00:50:49.860 And it's a terrible, it's a terrible message for young girls in particular. Like if you can't

00:50:54.140 handle it and keep it at a regular, like healthy body weight, you need to go off of it. Stand by.

00:50:59.380 There's much more to discuss, but we had to take a quick break. Adam Carolla, lucky us,

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00:51:55.680 back with me now is adam carolla he's host of the adam carolla show and a very very famous star

00:52:07.880 in hollywood which is why this will be his last appearance ever on the lowly megan kelly show we

00:52:14.280 are so honored to be here with him for the time he's willing to share um it's important

00:52:20.940 the star on the Hollywood Boulevard. It's big. It's not quite as big as being a U.S. congressman,

00:52:27.060 but this you know. One day, maybe you could shoot for that sort of fame and power. Until then,

00:52:34.360 you're just going to have to admire and feel envy for the likes of Jasmine Crockett,

00:52:39.960 who would like you to know that she's extremely, extremely important. She sat down with Sherry

00:52:47.220 Shepard, formerly of The View, who's now doing her own show, I guess, and said the following. 0.83

00:52:54.920 Let me tell you, I was front seat when you said beach blonde, bed built, butch body.

00:53:02.900 When I tell you you's the queen killer bee, the way you read, even Cardi Beach would be proud of you. 0.66

00:53:11.380 There's no preparation for that.

00:53:12.920 um but you know i'm a black woman in america so i mean

00:53:18.180 you know i mean some people are just like oh but you're a congresswoman i'm a black woman first

00:53:25.280 uh and so you know the level of disrespect that is continuously lobbed against us as black women

00:53:33.540 um you know for me i'm like wait a minute now i am one of the 535 most powerful

00:53:41.640 um people in this country and for some reason you think we on the same level but you're gonna

00:53:46.700 disrespect me like it's not gonna happen oh my god she's got she's back with the black scent

00:53:54.000 yeah like she doesn't talk like that no right she talks like you and i talk yes but she dials it up 0.97

00:53:59.900 yes i'm black women first okay all right fine and and like the notion that you are one of the most

00:54:06.080 important people in the country because you've attained a seat in the House of Representatives.

00:54:12.740 My God, I mean, 1776 called and they'd like their relevant facts back. Yes. Unbelievable.

00:54:19.480 Of course, it was not until the, you know, a decade or so later that we actually had.

00:54:23.340 Anyway, keep going. Well, your thoughts on her. OK, I have a saying something I've been saying

00:54:28.340 quite a bit lately that came out during covid. But what I've been saying is all roads lead to

00:54:35.400 narcissism there people are trying to explain what this behavior is or that behavior is or

00:54:41.600 who are you to stop a neighbor and tell them to put a mask up when they're walking their dog and

00:54:46.780 stuff and it's like it's a narcissistic disorder we are under and we used to keep ourselves in

00:54:53.500 check and now we've decided to celebrate our narcissism and that's how you end up with a

00:54:59.140 jasmine crockett saying insanely narcissistic things number two whether it's her michelle

00:55:05.400 obama or barack obama this race hustle it's so nasty and it's by the way hurting your culture 1.00

00:55:14.140 and your people this like as a black woman in america tell me about it bitch i grew up poor 1.00

00:55:20.640 i grew up white i dug ditches for a living and i couldn't be a fireman in la county because 0.99

00:55:26.500 i'm white so i don't know what you're talking about that is not the society we're living in

00:55:33.700 and you guys finding racism under every rock it's not really affecting the asian culture the jewish

00:55:40.280 culture the indian culture the nigerian culture or the white culture they're doing fine it's 0.96

00:55:46.700 fucking up your culture yeah but can you imagine adam let's say i was asked about anything and i 0.95

00:55:53.720 said i'm a white first uh right yeah like an elected represent hey whoa i'm white before i'm 0.99

00:56:01.220 a lawmaker my first concern is for white people yeah because i'm white that's basically what

00:56:07.100 she's saying total pass the audience is like clapping for her we're supposed to give her

00:56:10.800 snaps for this abject racism well it's like ilhan omar i'm somali you know number one you know like

00:56:17.780 And I pledge allegiance to the Somali flag.

00:56:20.520 It's like this is the way endangered species talk in sort of predators that are apex predators. 0.91

00:56:29.700 And I'll explain myself when you get to play the race card or the woman card or they combine it to make a retarded peanut butter cup, which is I'm a woman and a black woman. 0.59

00:56:42.320 No one can come to them and have a problem with them. 0.67

00:56:45.500 And I will give you an example, Megan Kelly, when Gavin Newsom gets busted for eating at the French Laundry in the middle of covid lockdowns, he has to come out and apologize.

00:56:58.660 And he does. Now, he doesn't mean it. He doesn't believe in covid and lockdowns, but he realizes the optics of it.

00:57:06.060 He has to he has to say when Lori Lightfoot, who's a triple endangered species because she's black, she's lesbian and she's a female.

00:57:15.320 When she gets busted for getting her hair cut, she has a presser that says, hey, I care about what I look like and I can't cut my own hair. 1.00

00:57:22.920 So fuck off and walks away. 0.99

00:57:26.160 So they don't apologize. 1.00

00:57:29.100 They don't have to apologize. 1.00

00:57:30.200 So what we've told to black women is anytime anyone messes with you, just play the race card. 1.00

00:57:37.120 And they figured out that that was a good way to keep people from messing with them. 1.00

00:57:42.580 Yeah. Yeah. And they're absolutely right. I mean, like people will go right along with that.

00:57:46.800 But the Jasmine Crockett show has gone on long enough. We're all tired of it.

00:57:50.980 You mentioned Ilhan Omar. That clip, it went viral over the weekend.

00:57:54.580 It's from January 2025, but it just underscores she's an idiot, just like Jasmine Crockett, who would like us to think she's a bigger idiot than she actually. 1.00

00:58:04.340 At least Jasmine Crockett went to law school. 1.00

00:58:06.020 She graduated from law school. 1.00

00:58:06.920 She could have had a decent career before she decided to sell out to be some sort of an actress.

00:58:11.580 Here's the clip, in case you missed it, of Ilhan Omar, who's reading.

00:58:15.540 She's reading, and you'll see what happens.

00:58:18.140 Yeah.

00:58:18.240 the last time the alien enemies act was invoked it was used to detain and deport german japanese

00:58:27.320 italian immigrants during world war 11 oh two sorry all right oh my god well first off i forgot

00:58:37.560 i did not see that maizy hirono was standing next to her because i think ilhan omar was like hey i

00:58:45.200 got to do a presser. Maisie, can you stand next to me? And Maisie's like, I got nothing to do

00:58:48.860 with that presser. And she's like, listen, I don't want to be the dumbest person in this room. 0.98

00:58:53.180 So please, Maisie, stand next to me. Like a guy, like a fat guy going, I need a guy who's really 0.99

00:59:00.860 fat to stand next to me so I don't look like the fat guy in the room. Like Maisie Hirono is the 0.93

00:59:06.580 only one dumber than Ilhan Omar. And so I think she must stand next to her all the time. And I'm 0.98

00:59:12.900 want to say this, like in general, when you hear the lady with the purple hair, the old cat lady

00:59:20.240 who's screaming at Pete Hegseth or RFK Jr. or whoever it is about, you know, about raw milk

00:59:27.600 or something like that. Delora. Right. Delora. Okay. I want to say this with like respect to

00:59:33.360 anybody on the left, but I really want you to think about this. You may disagree with Jim Jordan

00:59:41.580 And you may disagree with Pete Hegseth, but they don't seem functionally retarded and insane. 1.00

00:59:50.960 Maxine Waters, DeLauro, Ilhan Omar, Maisie Hirona, these people sound like doorknobs. 1.00

00:59:57.540 They sound like special needs people.

01:00:00.860 It's one thing to articulate yourself. 0.99

01:00:03.240 You have a different argument than I have, but we can tell the synapses are firing.

01:00:08.640 We can tell there's brain cells there.

01:00:10.260 you on the left have a lot of people just seem like flat out dopes you would not want them

01:00:16.920 walking your dog or your skunk right i'm making a transition here back to our earlier 0.99

01:00:24.800 conversation and which you talked about the two gay guys in the car with a sheep like the sheep

01:00:30.960 is their new pet it reminded me of something i was told recently by one of the ladies in town 0.60

01:00:36.000 that the latest trend is to adopt a skunk.

01:00:41.660 You have, I guess, the sprayer is something that can be removed.

01:00:46.620 They remove the sprayer so that the skunk will not spray the homeowner. 1.00

01:00:52.000 Look at this woman. 1.00

01:00:53.220 For the listening audience, she's got a skunk on a leash and she's walking her skunk. 1.00

01:00:58.800 And they don't need to defend themselves, I guess the thinking is, anymore

01:01:02.520 because you're domesticating them.

01:01:04.060 They live 10 to 12 years and you can take them back home and live peacefully with your pet skunk, Adam, because everyone's got to outdo everyone.

01:01:14.780 It's not enough to have a cute dog.

01:01:17.020 You know, the French bulldog was in for a while.

01:01:20.080 The the doodles were in for a while.

01:01:23.020 And now you have to outdo everybody and you have to have a pet skunk.

01:01:27.600 Well, I hope you don't have a cat as well, because I've seen enough episodes of Pepe Le Pew to know how that can go south fast.

01:01:39.120 That Pepe Le Pew guy could have been he could have been management at J.P. Morgan with his sexual drive.

01:01:46.560 I mean, let me tell you something. 0.56

01:01:47.700 I think the biggest danger to your pet skunk is going to be the unsuspecting visitor, you know, like the Amazon guy.

01:01:55.760 He's just trying to deliver a packet.

01:01:58.700 Yes.

01:01:59.460 Oh, and like throws the heavy box at him.

01:02:03.020 I don't, I think they're in danger.

01:02:04.340 They belong in the wild.

01:02:05.580 Here is the commercial that you referenced.

01:02:08.140 My crack team dug it up.

01:02:09.960 You're going to love, have you seen this before?

01:02:12.540 No, no.

01:02:13.220 You're going to love it.

01:02:14.140 You're going to love it.

01:02:14.920 Let's watch it.

01:02:15.660 Nobody can tell you.

01:02:19.280 Sheep. 0.91

01:02:19.640 There's only one song we've seen.

01:02:22.780 Sheep looking at two guys getting into their car.

01:02:25.760 oh god they brought it home they're adopting a sheet it has a leash

01:02:32.480 it's drinking out of the bowl life gets bigger when you break they're walking in on the beach

01:02:38.860 i i you know my fantasy is is i i want to go i want to build a time machine

01:02:53.240 like not to kill Hitler or Napoleon or anything,

01:02:57.440 just to go back to like 1963 and go to Mad Men era times,

01:03:03.220 you know, go to Madison Avenue,

01:03:05.060 guys drinking martinis for lunch, 1.00

01:03:07.200 smoking, slapping the secretary on the ass. 1.00

01:03:10.220 And then I go, let me show you the future of advertisement. 1.00

01:03:13.500 Here's a commercial.

01:03:14.620 And I go, Volkswagen.

01:03:16.540 Yeah, yeah, those guys. 0.99

01:03:17.780 You mean the Hitler Mobile guys?

01:03:19.580 Yeah, yeah, they got a commercial.

01:03:21.000 They got a commercial.

01:03:21.760 I want you to watch it.

01:03:22.500 And they'd go, what the hell are those two fellas living together for? 1.00

01:03:26.800 He's got a Negro in his house. 1.00

01:03:28.240 He's got a different way. 1.00

01:03:28.900 What the hell's going on around here?

01:03:33.380 It's so true.

01:03:34.440 They wouldn't know what it was.

01:03:37.840 You look back, I loved Mad Men.

01:03:39.620 And it reminds me like that sort of time where like they drank with, you know, abandon.

01:03:46.620 They smoked nonstop.

01:03:48.840 Recently, Tucker had his brother Buckley Carlson on, who is now my favorite person on earth.

01:03:54.020 This guy is, I need to know him.

01:03:56.980 You know, T minus whatever until we get him on the MK show.

01:04:00.340 But he's like super tan.

01:04:02.500 This is Tucker's younger brother by two years.

01:04:05.440 Super tan, kind of grizzled.

01:04:08.180 He's there in his suit.

01:04:09.260 He doesn't have to be in his suit.

01:04:10.120 He's with his brother, you know.

01:04:11.140 But he's got at least the suit coat on and the collared shirt.

01:04:15.180 He's smoking camels.

01:04:16.880 and the two of them open up the discussion on how they used to like john mccain when they were young

01:04:22.820 growing up in washington but what turned them against john mccain was he led the fight against 0.95

01:04:27.960 big tobacco and they were both like that's such bullshit how they demonized big tobacco and i have 0.89

01:04:34.580 to tell you there's something about it that was somewhat cathartic just because like everything 0.98

01:04:38.420 now is so maha you can't drink you can't smoke you can't do anything really without feeling like

01:04:45.540 you're you're killing yourself that moment like you might not make it to midnight that day

01:04:50.680 and like you've got to do this number of exercise and it has to be this taxing and then you have to

01:04:55.440 do this other exercise and you can't have the plastics and you can't drink out of the soda can

01:04:59.080 and you can't have the gum and you can't and it's just it's overwhelming isn't it adam and i feel

01:05:04.460 like now when we need all those vices more than ever we're not allowed to have any of them i agree

01:05:12.020 And, you know, it's interesting. We waged a war on smoking several years ago and essentially eradicated it.

01:05:22.220 But we said that pot was good for you somehow and, you know, and alleviated many of the symptoms of this and that and the other.

01:05:32.280 And so now we got a whole bunch of young people who don't smoke, but do smoke pot. 0.98

01:05:37.960 They don't smoke cigarettes, but they smoke pot and it's fucking them up. 0.99

01:05:43.440 And we're so backwards and dumb in California that if you went to Santa Monica and asked the average mom in Santa Monica, California, would you rather your teenage son smoke cigarettes or smoke pot? 0.99

01:05:56.740 They would all say pot. 0.99

01:05:59.460 Yes, I think that's right.

01:06:02.400 I think, look, we've gotten we've just gone too far.

01:06:05.500 You know, it's like in the same way you shouldn't be having two packs a day or four packs a day of cigarettes.

01:06:10.360 Like, do we have to get rid of all vices now when we're looking at, like, I don't know, an unnecessary war in the Middle East?

01:06:20.140 We just did a segment yesterday that totally freaked me out on AI, which is not only going to render all of our children jobless, but all the rest of us possibly homeless and also possibly dead.

01:06:33.460 This morning, the news broke about how they've made this massive breakthrough

01:06:37.120 in fighting and detecting pancreatic cancer.

01:06:40.280 The big one, the one that like, you get pancreatic cancer,

01:06:43.620 everybody thinks you're dead.

01:06:44.820 You know what I mean?

01:06:45.060 That's how it was when we grew up.

01:06:46.080 It's like, that one only can get discovered way too late in the process,

01:06:50.060 and you're toast.

01:06:51.200 Now they've got this AI thing that can read like years in advance

01:06:55.400 about whether you have pancreatic cancer.

01:06:57.180 Great, great.

01:06:57.780 I'm like, this is wonderful.

01:06:58.580 But we'll be dead from a nuke unleashed on us by an AI robot before we can ever actually have that saving moment.

01:07:05.600 It just seems like there's a lot of existential crises to concern ourselves with.

01:07:10.440 And I'm really not a worrier.

01:07:11.720 I am not a worrier.

01:07:13.400 But like that stuff, it's happening, right?

01:07:15.800 It's like my husband's a writer in the book world.

01:07:18.600 They're like only a couple more years left of, you know, authorships.

01:07:22.360 In the reporting world, there's young reporters who believe that job's going away because AI can do the job of a young reporter.

01:07:28.580 in the law you never you don't need first through third year lawyers anymore who do all the research

01:07:33.340 right that's completely can be done by ai in medicine surgeries my my friend is getting a

01:07:38.400 hernia surgery he the guy gave him the option do you want a doctor to do it or a surgeon or do you

01:07:43.840 want the machine to do it's like it's happening the ai takeover is already happening so in any

01:07:49.320 event we we need our liquor and we might need unfiltered camels i've never been a smoker but

01:07:53.560 I'm thinking about taking it up.

01:07:54.880 Agreed.

01:07:56.660 Good.

01:07:57.180 I'm glad.

01:07:57.520 Well, that's a moment of unity in our last time together.

01:07:59.940 I appreciate that.

01:08:01.240 That'll give us something to do the next time we see each other.

01:08:03.180 And by the way, Megan, I understand the optics of this.

01:08:05.520 You and I can maintain a friendship off the air.

01:08:09.560 It's not like we can't hang around and have a scotch and an unfiltered camel together.

01:08:14.700 That's not what I'm saying.

01:08:16.040 I'm saying I cannot, can no longer be on your program because of the obvious chasm between the two of us.

01:08:27.140 But there are many other people I won't be able to, shows I won't be able to do as well because of the obvious space between.

01:08:37.300 Disparity.

01:08:37.700 Yeah, the disparity.

01:08:38.840 Sorry.

01:08:39.160 Okay.

01:08:39.940 I totally get it.

01:08:40.860 I am now being moved to the back of the dark bar friend category as opposed to the one who can be on the arm at like a movie premiere.

01:08:51.840 And I accept you on whatever terms you're willing to be with me, Adam.

01:08:55.760 Right.

01:08:56.320 Now, I'll give you an example.

01:08:59.320 Did you see the movie Goodfellas?

01:09:02.340 Of course.

01:09:03.260 Fellas, he was married to Lorraine Bracco or whoever it was, but he had his side piece stashed in that apartment building.

01:09:11.880 Okay.

01:09:12.860 That's kind of where you're going to be living.

01:09:15.900 With me.

01:09:17.280 But that's all right. 0.89

01:09:18.380 I'll come by and we'll weigh out some coke and have a good time and smoke some camel unfilters and drink ourselves some scotch. 0.93

01:09:26.160 It's fine.

01:09:27.020 And I feel like even in that role, if somebody were to try to molest me, you would beat him to within an inch of his life with your pistol the way Henry did, right?

01:09:38.340 Hold on, Megan.

01:09:39.460 I'm sorry.

01:09:40.020 He did that for his wife.

01:09:41.440 He did that for his wife.

01:09:42.580 I know.

01:09:43.200 But that's not – no, but in this scenario – yeah, but if you're being accurate to the movie, he did that for his wife, who he loves very much and lives with and goes openly out publicly with. 0.62

01:09:55.200 You are my guma who stashed in the one bedroom, but I will come by. 0.66

01:09:59.740 We will do coke. 0.90

01:10:01.620 But if somebody molests you, you're kind of on your own.

01:10:06.660 Me and my pet skunk.

01:10:08.060 That's right.

01:10:08.680 That's one of the greatest lines ever.

01:10:10.200 When Lorraine Rocco in her character, she goes, I got to admit the truth.

01:10:14.140 It turned me on. 0.77

01:10:15.400 She's so good in that movie. 0.97

01:10:17.380 And poor Ray Lee ought to gone too soon.

01:10:19.400 I agree.

01:10:19.700 All right.

01:10:19.820 I want to ask you a question about L.A.

01:10:23.540 The mayoral race is in full swing out there.

01:10:27.740 And I know everybody's excited about Spencer Pratt, but this just broke before we came to air.

01:10:35.260 Poly market, you know, people have to put money behind their bets there.

01:10:38.480 So we do pay some attention to what they're betting.

01:10:40.260 And this just in, Democratic Socialist, how do you pronounce that?

01:10:45.920 Nithya Rahman, right? 1.00

01:10:48.420 she's running out there, dubbed the next mom, Donnie, is now projected to win the L.A. mayoral 1.00

01:10:55.440 election. 60% chance, reports Polly Market, that she will lead the City of Angels. So you too may 0.97

01:11:04.300 be in for a democratic socialist there. And we don't know what you're going to get at the

01:11:10.560 gubernatorial level. We're praying it's Steve Hilton, but we don't, you know, once it goes out

01:11:15.200 to the general knows and on top of that this let's take five percent of a billionaire's assets

01:11:24.980 away from him thanks to a ballot initiative that's going to be up for the vote 1.5 million people

01:11:32.280 signed on to having this be a ballot initiative and now it's going to be in november yeah so you

01:11:38.020 can be in california you can make it in silicon valley or in the hollywood movie industry you

01:11:42.160 might be a billionaire. Five percent of your assets on which you've already paid tax. You

01:11:46.420 earned your money. You paid 50 percent tax, as the richest Americans do. You have some money left

01:11:51.320 over. You buy you buy a nice house. You buy a Mercedes. You buy a swimming pool, all the things

01:11:55.580 that has a net worth. And the government's coming back for more, wanting to take five percent of

01:12:03.020 your net worth dated back to January. So even if you left in February, left in March, left this

01:12:09.960 summer. No, you were here in January. So we're taking it. And then you can have a Democrat

01:12:14.920 socialist to answer to in L.A. and we don't know what in the statehouse. Your thoughts.

01:12:19.760 Nithya Raman is a full fledged dope. Now, she's dangerous because she's a socialist, 1.00

01:12:25.680 but she's also a dope. And I would ask your crack staff to pull up a clip which will blow 1.00

01:12:33.400 your mind, Megan. I played it on my program many times. It's a little window into how insane she

01:12:41.660 is and what a true socialist she is. We have a big problem in Los Angeles, which is stealing 0.99

01:12:48.540 of catalytic converters. People are getting shot and killed, not to mention just the scourge of

01:12:54.500 waking. All the people who work for me have woken up, walked out to their car to realize their

01:12:59.560 catalytic converter was stolen. Um, and now it's because Los Angeles become a third world. You're

01:13:07.220 stealing minerals at this point. We're stealing catalytic converters to get the metals out of them.

01:13:13.060 Just like we pull the copper out of the street lamps to sell the copper, the minerals we're

01:13:19.480 selling. So we have spiraled into some no man's land where we're no longer stealing TV sets and

01:13:27.180 car stereos were literally pulling elements, copper elements out of streetlights.

01:13:33.980 She, Nithya Raman, spoke about this problem, and she spoke about who was to blame for the

01:13:42.940 stealing of the catalytic converters, and guess who she blamed?

01:13:47.200 She blamed Toyota.

01:13:49.280 She said it was Toyota's fault that these catalytic converters were being stolen because

01:13:54.500 they make it so easy for people to steal that basically compels people to steal. A catalytic

01:14:01.820 converter is in the center of the car, underneath the car, basically tucked up in what would be a

01:14:10.240 transmission tunnel, and it is welded in place. You must get a floor jack, jack the car up,

01:14:18.060 get under it with a sawzall with a by cutting metal blade or a wheel with a four inch grinder

01:14:25.460 right angle with a carborundum blade and literally cut the thing out you must cut it out sparks will

01:14:32.100 be flying you don't just detach it you have to literally cut it it is welded into the middle

01:14:38.640 of the exhaust system and there is a clip of her explaining how easy it is for to steal 0.95

01:14:46.920 and saying it's toyota's fault for making it so easy to steal this woman is categorically insane 1.00

01:14:55.220 she's insane that's right up your alley dangerous ideas and she is easily the she is more dangerous 1.00

01:15:03.320 and Karen Bass and she's a full-fledged dope. Wow. I mean, that boy, did she step on a rake 1.00

01:15:09.720 when it comes to your wheelhouse? Of all people, you're lifelong Angeleno and you're an expert on

01:15:17.960 all things car and mechanical. And she decided to mix the two. Oh, we did find it. Okay, here it is.

01:15:23.320 You are going to marvel at her stupidity. And Megan, just because this is going to be our last 1.00

01:15:29.460 ride. Picture this, put your lawyer hat on and picture her making this case in court in front of 1.00

01:15:37.540 you. We have a company, you know, the Prius, whatever, Toyota, who makes the Prius that 0.96

01:15:46.440 essentially has a device on their cars, which is super easy to remove. It's basically the value of

01:15:54.200 a macbook right that is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car and then

01:16:01.780 the facts related to this issue have essentially all of the costs of that are given to us to bear

01:16:08.040 instead of them having to manufacture a car that actually is not so easy to be stolen 1.00

01:16:14.880 oh my god by the way she can't even speak here the stupidity she's like instead of them 1.00

01:16:20.080 She can't put manufacturing a car that's not so easily to be stolen. 1.00

01:16:25.300 OK, well, we're not stealing the car.

01:16:27.800 So she's basically saying if you leave a laptop on your passenger seat and somebody smashes the window and takes it, it's on you for leaving a laptop on your passenger seat. 0.99

01:16:39.220 These damn people who are asking the damn women who wear the short skirts, what do they think is going to happen? 0.99

01:16:46.140 You shouldn't be jogging at night, m'lady. 1.00

01:16:48.080 hey, that's kind of on you. 1.00

01:16:50.880 We have another from her.

01:16:53.400 Here's the other one we have cut, Deb.

01:16:55.120 Let's watch it.

01:16:56.500 I mean, it's like, I don't think a kid's going to be safer

01:16:58.960 because a tent is 500 feet away from a stool, you know?

01:17:02.040 It just doesn't, it just doesn't, sorry. 0.95

01:17:09.260 She's defending the placement of homeless tents near schools.

01:17:14.920 Yes.

01:17:15.220 saying a kid's not going to be safer if the tent's 500 feet away.

01:17:19.100 It's fine, basically.

01:17:20.220 And she rolled her eyes.

01:17:22.000 She shrugged her shoulders and rolled her eyes when she was asked

01:17:25.040 if it's safe for homeless encampments to be put up right near a city school.

01:17:28.780 So great.

01:17:29.540 So welcome to our world.

01:17:31.080 I'm not in New York anymore, but I'm in the city all the time.

01:17:34.060 Welcome to our world.

01:17:35.080 I don't really hope you get a mom, Donnie, but if you do,

01:17:39.060 you'll deserve it for having abandoned me so quickly

01:17:41.800 as soon as your star ascended.

01:17:43.880 That's the truth.

01:17:45.220 Well, you know, it is kind of she does make a point in this sense, which is we have many, many schools in Los Angeles.

01:17:56.320 There's hundreds of schools in Los Angeles and we have thousands, tens of thousands of homeless people.

01:18:03.280 So at a certain point, there's a math problem, which is if you're going to have 100000 people living on the streets and you're going to have 5000 schools,

01:18:12.280 it's going to be nearly impossible to keep them all from being in front of the school.

01:18:18.100 True. Yeah. You may have to do something about the actual problem.

01:18:21.240 So they'll go through the schools in L.A.

01:18:23.260 They may walk outside and see the homeless encampments and the drug needles and the bent over methadone people who are staring at my star,

01:18:31.920 a star. And then if they study really hard and do really well, they could one day wind up at Oxford.

01:18:37.760 and what they may or may not see, depending on what part of Oxford they get into,

01:18:43.440 is a professor by the name of Matt Radley.

01:18:47.760 You won't be surprised when you see him to know that he goes by they, them.

01:18:52.040 He's a lecturer, and this video of him has gone viral,

01:18:57.640 though it was put out in January.

01:18:59.580 Just now it's caught on.

01:19:01.220 And let me introduce you to Matt, Adam.

01:19:03.960 I'm in the process of putting a website together,

01:19:06.720 and that is proving to be much harder than it probably should be and the problem are as big

01:19:12.240 as the christy gnome has been a fair partner um basically what does it mean to be an expert in

01:19:20.740 something because it's really not obvious to me um at what point i could describe myself as an

01:19:27.700 expert in something um i have expertise in things like i you know i've been teaching plenty

01:19:31.900 My chemistry's pretty solid, but I think I still have this feeling that declaring myself an expert in something is a little bit uncomfortable.

01:19:42.420 And I don't quite know on what basis I would feel comfortable doing that.

01:19:48.060 All right.

01:19:49.240 Declaring yourself an expert in something is uncomfortable? 0.99

01:19:52.180 How about your enormous breasts? 0.99

01:19:55.560 They look like the Brian Gnome balloon breasts. 0.99

01:19:59.200 He looks like Kayla Lemieux, the shop teacher up in Canada.

01:20:06.420 This is an unwell person, quite clearly, having access to the Oxford students everywhere.

01:20:12.900 Also, his beard looks like it was fashion from pubes.

01:20:17.640 It has like a weird off-putting.

01:20:20.540 It's off-putting, the beard.

01:20:23.380 also it's also weird to see the beard interacting with the cleavage you know what i mean because

01:20:31.780 there we successfully made it our entire time on this planet without ever seeing a beard

01:20:40.000 interact with cleavage like i'm used to a medallion or a necklace or something in the same person yes

01:20:47.460 Yes, yes, I it is weird to see the same person's beard making contact with one's cleavage, which is all I got dollars to donuts.

01:20:59.080 This this guy's T minus five days from being in Brian Gnome's cell phone.

01:21:02.800 This is a beautiful friendship is about to be formed here.

01:21:05.920 Now, this is what Brian Gnome is doing. 0.99

01:21:08.220 Brian Gnome is putting in the fake huge boobs. 0.98

01:21:10.940 He not only likes to look at them, he wears them like this guy, Matt Rattley. 0.94

01:21:15.940 rattly he puts him on the prosthetics in himself and prances around in his little leggings we know

01:21:21.480 from the daily mail his therapy didn't work he gets off on this that's fine if he wants to do

01:21:26.600 that in the privacy of his cell phone with these ladies that's between him and his wife i guess

01:21:31.120 but this guy has access oxford hired him adam and i'll bet you anything when you sign up to take

01:21:40.660 matt's class they don't front for you what the hell you're about to walk into now i'll tell you

01:21:46.520 the real problem here the real problem is is some kid is gonna object and ask to be transferred

01:21:52.940 out of his class and then they will attack that child that's the problem a student is going to

01:22:00.520 protest and then that student shall be disciplined and that's the really sick twisted part he's the 0.87

01:22:07.340 beginning of the sick, twisted part. The real sick, twisted part is when somebody actually 0.51

01:22:12.640 says the truth about something, and then you get pilloried and punished and suspended

01:22:20.140 Jordan Peterson style for speaking the truth. Yep. Yes. You know what? Remind your children

01:22:29.460 they have the right to walk out. They have the right to say no. They have the right to never see

01:22:34.140 this teacher again, just much in the same way Adam's about to do to us, that it's their right.

01:22:39.780 They can leave you in the dust. They can leave, notwithstanding the many years of friendship,

01:22:45.860 because let's face it, bigger and better things are calling. Adam, good luck in your future

01:22:51.760 endeavors, and we will be rooting for you and also your occasional visits by our

01:22:56.640 Charger d'Affaire apartment. Yeah, I'll swing by. In our shiny blue dresses. I'll come by.

01:23:03.580 Let's be ready.

01:23:04.820 All right.

01:23:06.040 Good luck.

01:23:07.100 Thank you.

01:23:07.620 Thanks, Reagan.

01:23:08.260 We'll see you soon, notwithstanding all the lies otherwise.

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01:25:46.740 Hey, everyone. It's me, Megan Kelly. I've got some exciting news. I now have my very own channel

01:25:55.220 on Sirius XM. It's called the Megan Kelly Channel, and it is where you will hear the truth unfiltered

01:26:00.380 with no agenda and no apologies. Along with the Megan Kelly Show, you're going to hear from people

01:26:04.860 like Mark Halperin, Link Lauren, Maureen Callahan, Emily Jashinsky, Jesse Kelly, Real Clear Politics,

01:26:10.620 and many more. It's bold, no BS news only on the Megyn Kelly channel, Sirius XM 111 and on the

01:26:17.900 Sirius XM app. We are joined now by the official poet of the Megyn Kelly show, Joseph Massey. He

01:26:28.500 is out with a new book of poetry called Invisible Current. In it, he includes a touching tribute to

01:26:34.420 our friend, Charlie Kirk. Joseph, welcome back. It's great to see you. How are you?

01:26:38.660 It's great to see you, too. I'm great. How are you?

01:26:41.620 Good. You look cleaner cut. Are you like, did you have a makeover?

01:26:46.720 Sort of. Not as extreme as Emily Jasinski's, but close.

01:26:52.580 We will do the makeover for men, too. You are definitely eligible, notwithstanding the fact that you're XY instead of XX. 0.59

01:27:00.120 Tell me where you are at this point in life, because we've been following your journey over these five years.

01:27:04.600 As a reminder to the listening audience, you were terribly canceled by the truly evil poetry industry.

01:27:11.320 They are among the meanest we have yet encountered amongst the cancellation brigade.

01:27:17.340 And it was over an alleged Me Too situation where it was really just a meltdown with your ex where you were completely unfairly painted as this terrible man.

01:27:26.800 And you decided not to stay down.

01:27:29.060 You decided to just keep publishing on your own.

01:27:31.480 no one would publish you and you have managed to make a real career out of it but at least five

01:27:36.860 years you went from like your sub stack is what dispatches from the basement you were in the

01:27:41.860 basement you didn't really have a lot of nice things around you and we've kind of watched you

01:27:47.040 move up a little bit over the years so what's tell us where you are now well that moving on up uh

01:27:51.940 process was in large part thanks to your show and your audience and thank you for that and um

01:27:58.740 Since the last book was published, America is the Poem was the last book.

01:28:02.640 That book was a major blowout success.

01:28:07.460 It went up to number 14 on Amazon out of all books.

01:28:13.120 Wow.

01:28:13.980 For a self-published book of poetry, I'm not sure that's ever happened.

01:28:18.940 And so, the fact that I can sustain myself through royalties and substack subscriptions is completely unheard of in the poetry world.

01:28:31.800 And the fact that I haven't just disappeared still continues to piss off the poetry, literary mainstream.

01:28:42.520 Great.

01:28:43.420 But that's good.

01:28:44.260 Does it? Like, how do you know?

01:28:45.200 Oh, because they tweeted me and post about me when I posted the poem for Charlie Kirk. Some guy took it, a fairly well-known poet, and rewrote it to make it as disgusting as possible. Things like that.

01:29:02.560 Recently, a guy recorded a two-hour podcast about me and called me a piece of shit probably 50 times while admitting that he went over all the material about my cancellation and determined that I was framed and railroaded. 0.96

01:29:19.520 But I have to be a POS to these people because I've been determined to be a pariah. 0.78

01:29:27.780 And that's perfectly okay because I want nothing to do with them.

01:29:32.560 Yeah, because in their world, you're nothing if you're not getting invited to the right cocktail parties or seminars or, you know, poetry book fairs.

01:29:42.600 And you have to rub elbows with their kind, you see. 0.92

01:29:45.840 And if you don't need them or play that game, you have to be otherized. 1.00

01:29:49.500 You have to be put down a notch.

01:29:51.360 They have to convince themselves you're a POS.

01:29:54.160 That's the only reason you wouldn't be there.

01:29:55.700 Otherwise, they have to look in the mirror and wonder whether it's them.

01:29:59.640 So all of like, that's one of the many things

01:30:01.840 we love about your story is like,

01:30:03.360 it's driving them crazy and they're bullies. 0.91

01:30:06.040 They really are bullies. 1.00

01:30:07.820 They're so nasty. 0.99

01:30:09.180 Who'd have thought the poetry world would be the meanest, 0.84

01:30:12.900 but they are, they're even meaner than the media.

01:30:15.340 And that's saying something,

01:30:17.220 which is one of the many reasons

01:30:18.220 everybody needs to buy Invisible Current.

01:30:20.640 You can go on Amazon right now.

01:30:21.840 It's 15.99 by Joseph Massey, 15.99.

01:30:24.620 And let me tell you what I think

01:30:25.580 you should do with this book.

01:30:26.860 You should get one for yourself

01:30:27.800 and they should get a couple extra copies

01:30:30.080 if you can afford it

01:30:31.000 because I love,

01:30:33.320 I did this with your last book

01:30:34.620 and I'm going to do it with this one too.

01:30:36.780 I love giving these as like the housewarming gift

01:30:39.580 instead of a bottle of wine.

01:30:41.080 People are sick of the bottles of wine.

01:30:43.060 You know, it's like half the time

01:30:44.400 they don't even notice that you've brought it.

01:30:46.060 You know, it's like a nothing.

01:30:47.160 But a book of poetry that has a story behind it

01:30:51.020 and why it's meaningful,

01:30:52.620 that's a great gift.

01:30:53.900 Somebody's like,

01:30:54.280 oh, you actually spent some time thinking about me.

01:30:56.640 So that's why you should go.

01:30:57.800 among many other reasons, and buy Invisible Current by Joseph Massey on Amazon right now

01:31:01.700 for $15.99. So how do you print all the books? Like, how do you self-publish?

01:31:07.060 It's through Amazon's KDP program. When I was researching ways to self-publish,

01:31:13.500 that one made the most sense because authors get the most royalties.

01:31:19.640 So I went with them, and the process is very simple. And I've been lucky to find designers

01:31:26.600 for the books because the books need to look good. And I've tried to admit, you know, I've

01:31:31.420 been very attentive to making them look good. The work needs to look good on the page, be framed

01:31:37.020 properly. And so, um, well, that's part of what's so appealing about your work is the aesthetic,

01:31:41.980 because in addition to writing beautiful poetry, you're an amazing photographer. And the poems I

01:31:48.360 love in this book, because they are sort of about the things that you photograph, which is nature.

01:31:52.680 You find such beauty in a puddle or in a church window or in a leaf or a winter tree branches.

01:31:59.760 So this, like a lot of your work, merges the two, but is specifically focused on the seasons.

01:32:06.000 And the seasons are so meaningful.

01:32:08.020 Like they really are, you know, they're metaphorical for the seasons of our lives.

01:32:12.340 They're, you know, factual in terms of what we experience when we wake up in the mornings and spend our days.

01:32:16.720 They can have such an effect on mood.

01:32:18.700 And you capture all of that in your writings.

01:32:21.080 I'll read some of them, but you capture the joy that you feel that I know you and I both feel in

01:32:25.800 fall, and most of our listeners probably do too. You know, some of the melancholy of winter. You

01:32:31.440 feel some melancholy in summer. I know you're not a fan. That's correct. Yeah, it's not my favorite

01:32:35.820 season, but I really enjoy writing the I hate summer poems. I think it's a genre I've created

01:32:42.240 on my own. Why don't you like the summer? Well, it's too hot, and I'm not built for that.

01:32:50.100 I melt. I turn into a large rash in the sun. I hate the beach, as you know. It's just a big

01:32:58.360 garbage pile to me. Why anybody would want to sit in hot sand for hours at a time is very strange

01:33:06.340 to me. And yeah, I don't like it. I can relate. As I say, I spend my summers at the beach,

01:33:14.440 but I don't like sand or the sun or sharks or sitting.

01:33:19.460 So it's, you know, it's an odd choice.

01:33:22.360 Okay, let me do, I want to read from some.

01:33:25.580 Here is, with your permission, here's Under Autumn.

01:33:29.640 We both love autumn and winter.

01:33:31.860 And that's, I mean, honestly,

01:33:32.640 if you grew up in upstate New York,

01:33:33.720 you love autumn and winter.

01:33:34.880 It's like, you have to, because winter's 10 months long.

01:33:38.020 And, you know, it's your season.

01:33:39.840 It's like you're around the, your season.

01:33:42.400 Okay, Under Autumn.

01:33:44.440 This, again, is from Invisible Current by Joseph Massey.

01:33:47.220 You can buy it right now on Amazon.

01:33:49.080 It reads in part as follows.

01:33:51.120 Beginning again in October's amber and orange.

01:33:54.580 I got to put on my readers.

01:33:55.820 My eyes are starting to go.

01:33:57.300 Start again.

01:33:58.280 Beginning again in October's umber and orange hum to speak.

01:34:03.260 There was a wall all summer that tied my tongue to the traffic's shadow.

01:34:07.140 This morning, cold air clapped my mouth into a sound that spoke me awake.

01:34:11.220 bright beyond alarm a red barn wall imprinted with the shadow of a maple october's slant light

01:34:18.560 slices clean dark portal i stare into it as if i could think a thought with such force

01:34:25.180 i might find myself dropped on the other side morning's fog dulled sun filters through a web

01:34:31.880 of red leaves i live within windows think into their vision a late season late time reignites

01:34:39.600 the senses. Lord, don't let them close. Keep the signal clear, the song open. To take in what's

01:34:46.140 left of October, the colors that trail behind and within me, as I walk beneath the flares sent up

01:34:51.560 with a vividness that the senses stumble to apprehend. The red singed yellows, I hear them

01:34:57.840 more than see them, and somehow the sound lodges in my throat. How does sound come from color and

01:35:04.180 pass through the body, making the flesh transparent to passing weather. Only in October,

01:35:10.140 this negotiation between apparent loss and accumulation. Come on.

01:35:15.720 Beautiful.

01:35:16.360 Nobody writes it like you do. No one sees it like you do, Joseph. That's what I love about you.

01:35:20.980 I read those words. I feel I'm there. I know exactly what you're looking at, and I know

01:35:25.660 what you're feeling deep inside of you, and I share in it.

01:35:28.920 that's that's the idea i want to bring the reader into that experience of the senses

01:35:35.320 being immersed in this particular environment and um you by the way you read it beautifully

01:35:41.780 you should record the audiobook please talk talk to talk to my agent sweet yes

01:35:47.160 thank you i'm sure it would not be the same as having you do it um you you wrote the elegy for

01:35:55.520 Charlie, which was so beautiful. And we read that at the time. I'm sorry to take it here,

01:36:01.580 but I've got to show you this. This happened just recently. It was, I think it happened on Saturday.

01:36:07.820 It was a group of high schoolers. It's almost too despicable to repeat, but it's literally the

01:36:13.360 opposite of your ode. They used audio from the moment Charlie was assassinated, the shooting

01:36:23.980 itself for their prom outfit transition videos. I'm going to show it to you. Forgive me. Here it

01:36:32.140 is. And then it shows them in their dresses. They got all sorts of props online for people from this

01:36:45.180 who celebrated it. They loved it. They thought it was clever. I mean, truly, if your poems are

01:36:52.320 beauty written down on the page, that is ugliness alive on the screen. It's the polar opposite of

01:36:59.400 what you do. Yeah. And that's what's invading the culture. I mean, I knew there would be some

01:37:06.860 disgusting things posted after Charlie Kirk was shot the day he was shot and then the days that

01:37:12.600 followed. I did not actually, maybe I'm naive, I didn't expect quite that amount of horrific

01:37:20.660 vitriol and the completely cavalier attitude towards death and not just any death but a death

01:37:29.180 that was on display for the whole world in such a horrific way my nephew sent me the video when

01:37:36.360 Charlie Kirk was shot I felt like I was going to faint it was so horrible and I was watching your

01:37:43.500 show when the news came out that that he had died and that feeling that sickness in my stomach hasn't

01:37:49.900 left and the anger really hasn't left. And I wrote the poem to channel that, but my hope is poetry

01:37:57.400 can help people resensitize themselves to the world because what you just showed is just a

01:38:03.700 horrible sense, a horrible way to live in such a desensitized way where death is something to

01:38:09.960 be mocked and made fun of. It's truly disgusting. That's what's happening to us. I tweeted about 0.98

01:38:17.760 this the other day. I don't like scrolling and just you casually see an animal abuse video or

01:38:23.120 a child abuse video or children beating the living hell out of one another. Just casually,

01:38:28.300 as you're trying to catch up on the news, I'm not desensitized to it and I don't wish to be.

01:38:34.420 Maybe you can handle that with a filter, not that I have been able to find. I don't think

01:38:38.220 that should be possible. And I do think if you get enough of those inputs into your life,

01:38:41.880 you become desensitized. You think like this woman, this young teenager does that, that this

01:38:49.340 is funny. It's okay. You can, you can make fun of something like an assassination of a dear 1.00

01:38:55.100 husband and father. And what's the antidote to stop that, but there needs to be positive inputs

01:39:00.920 as well. You know, truly that this is why people should read genuinely invisible current. You need

01:39:05.420 positive inputs or you become like them. That's right. Yeah. I mean, that is the role of art.

01:39:10.900 in our age is to resensitize people, to bring them back into the world, into experiencing

01:39:20.640 ordinary life as a sacred thing, and to just be in their own bodies and to experience their own

01:39:29.300 breath, to take a break from the doom scrolling, which is this bizarre hypnosis. I was listening

01:39:38.280 to some philosopher talk i don't remember her name but she made a point to say i don't want to

01:39:42.320 become desensitized to images and that really stuck with me um because i i feel like we are

01:39:49.100 becoming desensitized to images and these kids have grown up with being bombarded with horrible

01:39:55.480 things online and we see the fruits of that and uh they're not it's not good fruit um we have we've

01:40:03.660 had some distance from. We didn't grow up with 24-7 internet. And I thank God for that. I probably,

01:40:10.560 who knows where I would be if I had the internet in my life as a child. But it's incumbent.

01:40:16.060 We were. We were outside all the time. Just like our parents always said, play outside.

01:40:20.520 And now they're having a very different experience. The book is a little bit of outside

01:40:25.040 brought to your coffee table or your bedside table or your child's coffee table or bedside

01:40:30.680 table. Like your, your children should read this too. It's an, it's an easy read. It's not like,

01:40:35.380 you know, impossible to understand, or they're going to have to reread it four times and

01:40:38.540 understand the, you know, what Joseph's saying. It's a, it's a, it's an easy read in that you

01:40:44.020 don't have to work for it. It just rolls over you. Like, like I say about the show, our goal

01:40:47.920 is cool water over a hot brain. And that's what Invisible Current by Joseph Massey is too.

01:40:53.340 Thank you for continuing to put these works of beauty and art out into the ether, even though

01:40:59.280 they tried to stop you. Thank you, Megan. God bless you. You too. It's wonderful to see you.

01:41:04.500 And wait, where can people check out the substack just so in case they want to read

01:41:07.460 your dispatches? Just Google dispatches from the basement and you'll find it.

01:41:14.440 And if you want, you can sign up and you can get an email from Joseph with his latest. And it's

01:41:19.120 just a burst of positivity, serenity into your day, whether you're scrolling by on Twitter and

01:41:24.740 you see his feed, or you get your email from Joseph, or you just go there to his sub stack

01:41:28.620 or pick up his latest book. Please support his work. Invisible Current is the name of the latest.

01:41:33.720 It's available right now on Amazon for $15.99 by Joseph Massey, M-A-S-S-E-Y, and help him

01:41:40.140 rise up the charts as a statement to his bullies who tried to bully us all in their own disgusting

01:41:48.040 way that we won't stay down and we won't let one of our soldiers remain down if you attack him

01:41:54.840 either. Thank you. Thank you all for listening today. Thanks for supporting Joseph, and we will

01:41:59.140 be back tomorrow with our Friday show. Thanks for listening to The Megyn Kelly Show. No BS,

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The Megyn Kelly Show - April 30, 2026

Shock Allegations Against Female Finance Exec, and LA's Own Socialist, with Adam Carolla, Plus Joseph Massey's Powerful New Poetry Book ｜ Ep. 1307

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