The Michael Knowles Show - September 14, 2024


Am I Racist?: YES or NO With Matt Walsh


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

176.0309

Word Count

8,219

Sentence Count

945

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

60


Summary

On this week's episode of the Yes or No Game, host Alex Blumberg is joined by his friend Matt Walsh to discuss the controversial question, "Am I racist?" Alex and Matt debate whether or not racism is a thing.


Transcript

00:00:00.240 Poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
00:00:03.060 Isn't that Biden's famous?
00:00:04.700 It's a Biden quote.
00:00:05.560 Yeah, that's a famous Biden quote.
00:00:10.480 That's what you think of me.
00:00:11.940 I don't know what you're going to say.
00:00:12.940 I don't know what you're going to say.
00:00:14.820 I mean, I'm going to say yes.
00:00:16.100 What about all races?
00:00:18.560 I'm just trying to figure out some way to get you in trouble on the show.
00:00:30.000 Am I racist, you ask?
00:00:40.500 What do you take me for, some disgusting, filthy Albanian?
00:00:43.520 I don't think so.
00:00:44.360 But we're going to get to the bottom of that profound question
00:00:47.240 on today's episode of the Yes or No Game.
00:00:50.700 I'm joined by my friend, Matt Walsh.
00:00:54.740 Matt?
00:00:56.000 Hello?
00:00:56.700 You've got this movie out.
00:00:58.120 I do.
00:00:58.600 Am I racist?
00:00:59.160 You have a game.
00:01:00.900 You have a board game, Am I Racist,
00:01:03.160 to figure out which of your friends is the most racist.
00:01:07.340 It's a great game to pick up when you go to dailywire.com slash shop
00:01:10.720 and get the Yes or No Game, the OG first pack,
00:01:15.280 which has sold zillions of copies,
00:01:17.720 along with the Yes or No Conspiracy Expansion Pack,
00:01:23.360 along with the Yes or No Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Expansion Pack,
00:01:29.160 and then when you've played the Yes or No Game in all of its iterations,
00:01:33.620 you can tell a bunch of racist jokes with your friends.
00:01:36.800 Matt?
00:01:37.920 We are.
00:01:38.540 I mean, as I'm sure you already figured out,
00:01:40.800 we're blatantly ripping you off.
00:01:42.540 It's even the same box.
00:01:44.040 Well, the whole thing.
00:01:45.020 It was just...
00:01:45.560 The whole...
00:01:46.420 I said to them, Michael's got this.
00:01:48.360 He's made millions of dollars, probably hundreds of millions on this game.
00:01:52.280 Like, give me one.
00:01:53.360 I want to do that, too.
00:01:54.740 Get the games now before Shapiro or someone else rips us off.
00:01:59.440 Matt, it was a very busy week for you.
00:02:01.160 You're launching this movie.
00:02:02.320 It's in 1,500 theaters.
00:02:03.540 This is a widespread national release.
00:02:05.680 It's getting a ton of great buzz and everything.
00:02:08.720 I think you got all of that fair and square,
00:02:11.420 but I think you're cheating at this game,
00:02:13.700 because I have a nice, very full martini here,
00:02:17.360 and what are you drinking?
00:02:18.840 This looks like a glass of ice water.
00:02:21.620 That's sure vodka with just...
00:02:24.020 With a little bit of cubed ice.
00:02:25.280 Yeah.
00:02:25.600 I'm ashamed that I am drinking water.
00:02:28.080 You know, I'm doing...
00:02:28.820 Gen Z, they don't drink.
00:02:31.720 No.
00:02:32.360 So I'm taking a cue from them.
00:02:33.560 No, they don't drink.
00:02:34.200 Just for today.
00:02:34.760 They don't watch movies on flights.
00:02:36.620 They raw dog.
00:02:37.320 They wear long socks.
00:02:38.300 I don't know.
00:02:39.060 I'm a little...
00:02:40.100 I guess I should support them not drinking,
00:02:42.000 but I'm a little disappointed.
00:02:42.960 It's like, come on, guys.
00:02:43.840 You know what they do, though?
00:02:44.560 They zen all that.
00:02:45.740 There should be a challenge in this game
00:02:47.600 where, you know, if you get two or three wrong,
00:02:49.480 you have to just start packing, like,
00:02:50.820 full upper and lower deckies.
00:02:52.560 I've never had the zins.
00:02:53.580 I know you're a big zen guy.
00:02:54.760 I don't buy it.
00:02:56.520 I'm not addicted.
00:02:57.520 But if people offer it to me,
00:02:59.440 or if I pressure them to offer it to me,
00:03:00.920 I'll stick them in there.
00:03:02.280 I won't need that now
00:03:03.340 because I'm going to get belligerently drunk.
00:03:05.540 People offer it to you.
00:03:06.820 You'll stick it in there.
00:03:09.140 Is what you just said.
00:03:10.740 Anyway, continue.
00:03:11.880 Yeah.
00:03:12.420 That pertains more to your first movie
00:03:14.240 than to your second movie.
00:03:15.500 Okay.
00:03:16.360 You know the rules of this game?
00:03:18.200 I do.
00:03:19.520 We've played it a few times.
00:03:20.300 We've played it a few times.
00:03:21.320 Yeah.
00:03:21.880 Usually, I would say,
00:03:22.740 if it's a woman,
00:03:23.620 I would say you go first,
00:03:24.640 but we know the answer to that question quite well.
00:03:27.660 So, I'm going to go first,
00:03:29.580 and then you've got to move my martini
00:03:31.920 based on how you think I would answer.
00:03:34.680 Asians are worse drivers than women.
00:03:40.460 I'm going to say that you would say no to that.
00:03:43.680 And you, my friend,
00:03:45.300 would be correct.
00:03:47.320 That's an obvious one.
00:03:48.760 Can I say why I think that?
00:03:49.800 Yes.
00:03:50.520 Because I think that
00:03:51.360 when push comes to shove,
00:03:53.080 you don't want to choose,
00:03:53.960 but your sexism will override your racism.
00:03:55.880 Of course.
00:03:56.240 When it comes down to it.
00:03:57.460 Truly,
00:03:58.560 the sexual difference in man
00:04:00.080 is far more significant
00:04:01.980 than any racial differences.
00:04:03.640 I'm not saying that different races
00:04:04.940 and cultures aren't different,
00:04:05.880 but the difference between men and women
00:04:07.900 is much more distinct.
00:04:09.180 Yeah.
00:04:09.460 Or at least it was until like five minutes ago.
00:04:11.080 I'm going to play anyway.
00:04:12.860 Of course, Asian women
00:04:14.100 would be the most trouble in the car.
00:04:16.460 What about Asian trans women?
00:04:18.620 That's an interesting question.
00:04:20.260 That's for another game.
00:04:21.200 Yeah.
00:04:21.640 Okay, you go.
00:04:22.120 Italians qualify as POCs.
00:04:28.300 I have to answer how you would answer.
00:04:30.160 Yeah.
00:04:31.220 If you're being totally honest,
00:04:32.740 not just...
00:04:33.060 If I'm being completely honest, yeah.
00:04:36.340 They do not.
00:04:39.940 I mean, actually, I would say yes.
00:04:42.280 The Italians are POCs?
00:04:43.580 Well, only because I don't...
00:04:46.040 That's fine.
00:04:46.520 Because I just reject the category of POC.
00:04:49.960 So you're saying Englishman would be POC?
00:04:52.680 Everyone is...
00:04:53.400 We all have color.
00:04:54.320 Even I do.
00:04:55.500 A little bit.
00:04:55.760 So I just reject...
00:04:56.460 Well, a little bit.
00:04:57.060 You have hair.
00:04:57.880 But it's not...
00:04:58.720 I mean, you can't see through my skin.
00:05:00.560 You're not looking at my bones.
00:05:02.820 So I just...
00:05:03.360 This idea, like,
00:05:04.500 what's the other option
00:05:05.720 besides being a person of color?
00:05:07.920 But to bring up a movie like True Romance,
00:05:10.420 for instance,
00:05:10.920 if you said there were different races,
00:05:14.500 there are racial distinctions, right?
00:05:15.820 Yeah.
00:05:16.300 Would you say that the Italians,
00:05:18.080 the children of the Mezzogiorno,
00:05:19.420 specifically the Sicilians
00:05:20.460 and, let's say, the Calabrians,
00:05:22.540 are they a little closer to the Africans
00:05:25.780 or are they a little closer to, say, the Nordics?
00:05:30.040 Or are they a liminal people?
00:05:32.320 Well, I would say neither.
00:05:35.280 But Italians aren't black,
00:05:36.560 if that's what the question is.
00:05:38.240 Listen, some people have made the claim.
00:05:40.920 You made that claim?
00:05:42.440 Listen, I haven't,
00:05:43.180 but Christopher Walken did in that movie
00:05:44.560 where he said a word
00:05:45.400 that I'm not allowed to say on here,
00:05:46.580 nor would I want to.
00:05:49.660 So my answer is no.
00:05:51.520 Or no, it was yes.
00:05:52.760 What am I saying?
00:05:53.580 You said yes.
00:05:54.220 I'm supposed to be saying...
00:05:54.980 But you said yes by...
00:05:56.360 I just switched my answer.
00:05:57.700 Reinterpreted...
00:05:58.060 Well, you say no now.
00:05:59.080 No, no, no.
00:05:59.380 I do say yes.
00:06:00.580 So yes, the answer is yes
00:06:01.580 to what you just asked.
00:06:02.460 I guess he gets a point.
00:06:03.820 That, to me, that's...
00:06:05.560 Bush League.
00:06:06.840 I kind of want to claim the POC thing
00:06:08.580 because if this is the world
00:06:09.600 we operate under,
00:06:10.420 the racial hierarchies and stuff,
00:06:11.920 I'll take whatever advantage
00:06:12.820 I can get.
00:06:13.360 Yeah, but like I said,
00:06:14.580 everybody gets that.
00:06:16.660 There's only one race,
00:06:17.400 the human race.
00:06:18.360 That's what I always say.
00:06:19.380 Yeah.
00:06:20.100 I go now.
00:06:22.100 Curry powder smells good.
00:06:26.480 I have a definite answer to that.
00:06:28.520 What was my answer?
00:06:29.640 Oh, yeah.
00:06:30.140 I'm guessing for you.
00:06:30.900 Yeah.
00:06:31.060 Do I think you'd be right
00:06:35.860 or wrong on this one?
00:06:37.620 I'm going to hope
00:06:38.300 that you're right.
00:06:41.100 Yes, curry powder smells good.
00:06:43.720 Sometimes people who cook
00:06:45.100 with a lot of curry powder
00:06:46.240 do not smell good.
00:06:47.600 But the curry powder itself
00:06:49.180 smells good.
00:06:51.400 I agree with that distinction.
00:06:52.820 Yeah.
00:06:53.600 You're walking the edge there.
00:06:55.280 I am.
00:06:55.760 I've spent...
00:06:56.280 You're playing a dangerous game.
00:06:57.300 I've spent a fair bit of time
00:06:58.340 in India.
00:06:59.340 Yeah.
00:06:59.540 And it's lovely.
00:07:00.400 I really enjoy visiting India.
00:07:01.840 But it's a distinction.
00:07:05.300 I mean,
00:07:05.680 when it comes to ethnic cuisine,
00:07:07.960 Indian food,
00:07:08.700 for my money,
00:07:09.480 is the best.
00:07:10.300 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:11.760 So.
00:07:12.780 And that's it.
00:07:13.840 Yeah.
00:07:14.280 Full stop.
00:07:15.280 Mm-hmm.
00:07:15.840 Would you live in India?
00:07:17.640 I mean,
00:07:18.060 I wouldn't live anywhere
00:07:18.640 that's not America.
00:07:20.140 So, no.
00:07:21.640 Okay.
00:07:22.660 But the food's great.
00:07:23.400 The food is really good.
00:07:24.800 I discovered it kind of late in life.
00:07:26.220 But raw milk is a form of white entitlement.
00:07:33.480 What would you say?
00:07:39.380 You would say no.
00:07:41.260 You would say it's a form of white idiocy.
00:07:43.620 Right.
00:07:43.900 You walked right into it.
00:07:48.240 I did.
00:07:49.160 I was sitting with sweet little Elisa
00:07:51.300 when you were being eviscerated.
00:07:53.720 Yeah.
00:07:54.060 By your entire audience
00:07:57.380 and the entire conservative coalition in America.
00:08:01.200 And Elisa turned to me and she said,
00:08:02.720 Mac,
00:08:03.520 does Mac not understand
00:08:05.120 that every single person who listens to his show
00:08:07.700 drinks raw milk?
00:08:09.440 But I don't...
00:08:10.600 First of all,
00:08:11.120 they don't.
00:08:12.220 Maybe every single person pretends to...
00:08:14.380 Likes raw milk,
00:08:14.880 in theory.
00:08:15.380 Like, yeah,
00:08:15.780 they like the idea of it.
00:08:17.080 There's no way that they all actually drink it.
00:08:19.480 Yeah.
00:08:20.060 It's hard to get.
00:08:20.980 It's hard to get.
00:08:21.760 It does taste bad.
00:08:23.320 I've never tasted it.
00:08:24.440 I have tasted it.
00:08:25.100 It tastes like a barn.
00:08:26.940 I don't even like...
00:08:27.680 It tastes like cow...
00:08:28.200 It tastes like cow...
00:08:29.120 That's what's in it.
00:08:31.000 Do you like fresh eggs?
00:08:35.120 Yeah,
00:08:35.560 we've had...
00:08:35.880 I mean,
00:08:36.100 we had chickens once.
00:08:37.220 So, you know,
00:08:37.520 I've...
00:08:37.860 Yeah.
00:08:39.040 And it's fine.
00:08:40.080 You know,
00:08:40.240 but the chicken,
00:08:40.840 it's like the egg comes out of the shell,
00:08:42.700 so you don't have to worry as much about that.
00:08:44.860 But raw milk is disgusting.
00:08:46.800 And the only thing...
00:08:48.800 I knew that that was a point of controversy.
00:08:51.980 I didn't...
00:08:52.540 I honestly didn't realize
00:08:54.020 that so many people organize
00:08:57.600 their whole political identity
00:08:58.780 around it.
00:09:00.660 Yeah.
00:09:01.900 Which is crazy to me.
00:09:03.400 It's a heuristic.
00:09:05.340 It's a...
00:09:06.400 To say that you are...
00:09:08.440 A raw milk guy
00:09:09.800 conveys all of these other things.
00:09:12.780 Because, look,
00:09:13.540 I'm milk agnostic.
00:09:14.720 I never really drank milk
00:09:16.000 even as a kid,
00:09:16.740 which is why my bones are all brittle.
00:09:18.540 But if I were to have a milk,
00:09:22.700 I suppose I...
00:09:24.380 Now, post-COVID,
00:09:25.740 I would have to say,
00:09:26.440 look,
00:09:26.720 they lied to us about the vaccine.
00:09:28.940 They lied to us about all the crap
00:09:30.220 they pump into foods
00:09:31.100 and all the different chemicals and stuff.
00:09:32.840 It turns the frogs gay.
00:09:34.760 It, you know,
00:09:35.380 has people going through puberty
00:09:36.460 at age three or whatever.
00:09:37.780 It does all this weird stuff.
00:09:39.480 So maybe...
00:09:40.940 Maybe that bleeds over into the milk.
00:09:43.240 Yeah, but that's...
00:09:44.940 Pasteurization,
00:09:46.060 it's not like they're pumping chemicals into it.
00:09:49.100 It's just...
00:09:49.740 It's heating up the milk
00:09:52.100 to purify it.
00:09:53.380 It's not unlike
00:09:54.580 if you take water out of a stream,
00:09:56.940 you boil it
00:09:57.720 before you drink it.
00:09:59.680 So that was my point.
00:10:00.660 Are we gonna eat...
00:10:01.420 You don't do raw water?
00:10:02.600 Exactly.
00:10:02.980 Well, it's the same thing.
00:10:04.100 It's like...
00:10:04.840 That's the next thing.
00:10:05.860 Let's have a raw water movement.
00:10:08.560 Is it...
00:10:09.340 Am I somehow a big lib?
00:10:11.340 Because I went to Africa
00:10:13.260 and I brought a water purifier.
00:10:17.360 Yeah.
00:10:18.280 Because I don't want to get parasites.
00:10:20.160 Does that make me some kind of...
00:10:21.780 Yeah, you're like Dr. Fauci basically now.
00:10:24.760 I guess.
00:10:25.220 Yeah, but you know what?
00:10:26.040 I didn't have tapeworms,
00:10:26.820 so I'll take it.
00:10:27.560 I'm not willing to embrace your view on this
00:10:30.620 because I don't want to undergo
00:10:32.800 three days of people
00:10:33.800 screaming at me on Twitter.
00:10:35.540 However,
00:10:36.820 just having gotten fresh eggs
00:10:38.720 every now and again,
00:10:40.660 animals are gross.
00:10:42.040 They're disgusting.
00:10:42.620 Like even the fresh eggs,
00:10:43.600 they're covered in gross stuff.
00:10:45.340 Yeah.
00:10:45.900 Yeah, okay.
00:10:46.880 All right.
00:10:47.260 And we're human beings, damn it.
00:10:48.960 Yeah.
00:10:49.160 We're human.
00:10:49.960 Yeah.
00:10:50.460 We don't...
00:10:50.820 You know...
00:10:51.760 We like to clean things.
00:10:53.520 That's one of the things that separates.
00:10:54.760 We care about hygiene.
00:10:55.800 We got fire.
00:10:56.860 It's third world.
00:10:58.000 This is my...
00:10:58.760 I don't get the whole thing,
00:10:59.480 but the...
00:11:00.620 The raw milk thing,
00:11:02.120 it's like, to me,
00:11:03.040 it's this thing we see
00:11:04.760 with some people on the right.
00:11:05.760 It's almost like this glorification
00:11:06.980 of third world behavior.
00:11:09.880 Yeah.
00:11:10.660 Which we should be the opposite.
00:11:11.980 But some third world behavior is good.
00:11:14.080 Like having a lot of kids,
00:11:16.060 like, you know,
00:11:16.660 the woman stays home,
00:11:17.700 raises the family.
00:11:18.540 Like, you know,
00:11:19.300 my buddy, our buddy,
00:11:20.660 actually our mutual buddy,
00:11:21.460 Whit,
00:11:22.080 says there's stuff that's trashy
00:11:25.180 when you're poor,
00:11:26.060 but classy when you're rich.
00:11:27.340 Like having a bunch of kids
00:11:29.140 is trashy when you're poor,
00:11:31.680 but classy when you're rich.
00:11:33.020 Eating cheese for dinner
00:11:34.400 is trashy when you're poor,
00:11:36.540 but classy when you're rich.
00:11:37.640 And I think that some of these
00:11:39.560 food behaviors
00:11:41.080 fall into that category.
00:11:42.740 I'd agree with a lot of that.
00:11:44.840 But when it comes to hygiene
00:11:46.180 and cleanliness...
00:11:47.480 Think about...
00:11:48.580 Like Gwyneth Paltrow,
00:11:49.800 you know,
00:11:50.160 like rubbing salt on her underarms
00:11:52.060 or what...
00:11:52.320 I assume she does that.
00:11:53.280 You know,
00:11:53.620 like the really rich Hollywood types,
00:11:56.640 they're disgusting.
00:11:57.480 They smell.
00:11:58.420 But somehow that's classy.
00:12:00.020 But if they were poor,
00:12:01.200 it would be trashy.
00:12:02.220 And Gwyneth Paltrow
00:12:02.760 probably drinks raw milk,
00:12:03.660 I would assume.
00:12:04.200 I would assume.
00:12:05.700 There's this weird hippie
00:12:06.900 right-wing alliance thing.
00:12:09.060 I'm not...
00:12:10.140 I've hated the hippies
00:12:10.960 my whole life.
00:12:11.940 I thought that's something
00:12:12.960 we all agreed on.
00:12:13.840 It's horseshoe, though.
00:12:15.080 It's horseshoe theory.
00:12:15.980 Now, if you want to be
00:12:16.520 like a real hardcore-based,
00:12:18.700 giga-chad right-winger,
00:12:20.120 you need to vote for Kamala, dude.
00:12:22.460 Yeah, that's where we're at.
00:12:24.020 Okay, you're up.
00:12:25.080 Are you up?
00:12:25.960 Am I?
00:12:26.240 I don't know.
00:12:26.720 Oh, yes, I am.
00:12:27.420 Okay, you're right.
00:12:28.760 It's because I'm drinking.
00:12:30.880 Taco Tuesday
00:12:31.620 is cultural appropriation.
00:12:35.040 How would I answer?
00:12:36.640 Well, if we're answering this
00:12:38.920 in real life,
00:12:40.440 then...
00:12:41.960 Unless you have some kind
00:12:42.800 of contrarian defense
00:12:43.860 of cultural appropriation.
00:12:45.480 Well, I think it...
00:12:46.280 Thought concepts.
00:12:47.080 I think cultural appropriation
00:12:48.420 is good.
00:12:51.360 So I...
00:12:51.760 Oh, wow.
00:12:52.140 I was going to give you
00:12:53.340 the point, actually, on that,
00:12:54.280 but you actually make me now think,
00:12:57.060 yes, it is cultural appropriation.
00:12:58.400 It is good.
00:12:59.220 Who has the best taco bowls
00:13:00.620 in the country?
00:13:02.780 But...
00:13:03.020 Donald Trump and Trump Tower.
00:13:04.340 But I agree with the...
00:13:06.140 But you would not actually
00:13:07.800 call it culture
00:13:08.340 because you're not appropriating.
00:13:09.920 Well, it's...
00:13:10.400 Appropriating is like stealing.
00:13:11.500 You can't steal tacos
00:13:13.300 from Mexican culture.
00:13:15.060 Well, we didn't...
00:13:15.600 The Pilgrims didn't.
00:13:16.440 You know, the Mayflower,
00:13:17.400 which is the name
00:13:18.120 of a great cigar brand,
00:13:19.300 the Pilgrims on the Mayflower
00:13:20.880 didn't have tacos.
00:13:21.780 They didn't have much food at all,
00:13:22.820 but they didn't have tacos.
00:13:23.740 But they didn't...
00:13:24.360 You borrow,
00:13:27.000 you are inspired by...
00:13:28.580 You borrow,
00:13:28.780 you're going to give your taco back
00:13:29.740 to Mexico?
00:13:31.440 No, you're not going to...
00:13:32.120 When I'm finished with it,
00:13:33.260 they got back.
00:13:33.800 Yeah, the little crumbs.
00:13:34.920 Like, we appropriated cigars
00:13:36.520 from the Taino Indians.
00:13:37.700 That was great.
00:13:38.440 But it was their.
00:13:39.260 It was their thing.
00:13:40.020 We took it.
00:13:40.420 That's good.
00:13:40.800 That's what...
00:13:41.120 Isn't that just what culture is?
00:13:42.600 But appropriating...
00:13:43.820 No, because I wouldn't use
00:13:44.500 the word appropriate.
00:13:45.140 It's all down to appropriate.
00:13:46.200 You think it's inappropriate.
00:13:49.240 It's appropriate means...
00:13:50.960 It's a negative...
00:13:51.560 It means that you're stealing.
00:13:53.640 No, you take it.
00:13:54.520 I mean, look...
00:13:54.920 It means you take it.
00:13:56.060 So maybe you're taking
00:13:56.740 justly or unjustly.
00:13:58.280 No, but appropriate,
00:13:59.320 I think,
00:13:59.840 implies that it's unjust.
00:14:01.540 You have to look up
00:14:01.880 the dictionary definition.
00:14:03.520 Yeah, no,
00:14:03.860 that would be to inappropriate.
00:14:06.900 No.
00:14:07.540 What are you talking about?
00:14:08.300 I use...
00:14:09.040 The word appropriate
00:14:09.680 is right there
00:14:10.180 in the word appropriate.
00:14:11.020 Oh, the same word.
00:14:12.500 Appropriate.
00:14:13.100 Yeah.
00:14:13.360 It means steal
00:14:16.060 or to take unjustly.
00:14:17.660 It implies injustice
00:14:19.940 when the libs use it.
00:14:21.120 Okay, so you're saying
00:14:21.880 it is unjust.
00:14:22.680 No, I'm saying it's...
00:14:23.280 No, no, no.
00:14:23.520 I was asking that incredulously.
00:14:25.300 That's why I, you know,
00:14:26.480 kind of spoke in every loud way
00:14:28.800 with my inflection
00:14:29.380 going up and down.
00:14:29.900 I don't think it is unjust.
00:14:32.020 We can take things from people.
00:14:32.880 So then it's not yes,
00:14:33.720 it's no.
00:14:34.100 That's my point.
00:14:34.660 No, but you're...
00:14:35.280 That is predicated
00:14:36.260 on the belief
00:14:36.880 that the word appropriate
00:14:38.040 implies injustice.
00:14:39.940 But I don't think it does.
00:14:40.760 I think like...
00:14:41.220 I think it...
00:14:41.800 Do we need to look it up?
00:14:42.580 I'll look it up right now.
00:14:43.060 Let's look it up.
00:14:43.740 I'll look it...
00:14:44.180 Fine, let's bring it in.
00:14:45.540 I don't even want to trust Ben D.
00:14:46.520 Can we put it in the...
00:14:47.820 Okay, I guess we can't
00:14:48.500 put it on the screen.
00:14:49.220 Yeah, this is the Daily Wire.
00:14:50.800 We do not...
00:14:51.460 We just got that screen
00:14:52.360 five episodes ago.
00:14:55.580 Appropriate.
00:14:57.200 It's going to give you
00:14:57.940 the word appropriate, I bet.
00:14:59.920 Well, I got it right here.
00:15:01.940 Take for one's own use,
00:15:03.780 typically without the owner's permission.
00:15:07.520 Yeah, it's without...
00:15:08.380 We took the tacos
00:15:09.160 without the Mexican permission.
00:15:10.500 But there's no permission
00:15:11.700 to be given.
00:15:13.280 Yeah.
00:15:13.700 Permission implies
00:15:15.360 actual ownership.
00:15:16.320 They don't own the topic.
00:15:16.580 You just take it.
00:15:17.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:18.840 Yeah, so we'll take that point
00:15:19.900 off for Matt.
00:15:20.500 No.
00:15:20.660 Right there, I think.
00:15:21.000 So you're saying no.
00:15:21.780 Your answer's no.
00:15:22.500 Okay, that's...
00:15:23.200 Yeah, I'll take that.
00:15:24.200 That's great.
00:15:24.520 I think you're up.
00:15:25.000 I can recite the land acknowledgement
00:15:32.880 for the Daily Wire.
00:15:36.440 That you can recite it.
00:15:37.940 Oh, it's just like a trick.
00:15:42.960 It's Tennessee.
00:15:43.780 I don't even know what Indians
00:15:44.660 were in Tennessee.
00:15:46.880 And you do like Indian food.
00:15:50.700 Slightly different geographic regions,
00:15:52.280 but...
00:15:52.640 Some say.
00:15:53.120 But it's kind of...
00:15:54.160 Yeah, it's the loss
00:15:54.820 to the mists of history.
00:15:56.800 I would say,
00:15:57.940 you can.
00:16:01.140 I cannot.
00:16:02.100 You cannot?
00:16:02.600 What the hell
00:16:03.020 kind of question was that?
00:16:04.280 I didn't know there was one.
00:16:05.960 Well, it says...
00:16:07.300 They gave me the...
00:16:07.920 It says answer here.
00:16:08.860 What's the answer?
00:16:10.760 So I don't know if I was supposed
00:16:11.680 to pretend that I knew it.
00:16:12.940 I...
00:16:13.460 For this bit.
00:16:14.080 Did I ruin the bit?
00:16:14.820 Here we go.
00:16:16.500 The Daily Wire occupies
00:16:17.400 the ancestral hunting
00:16:18.280 and traditional lands
00:16:19.120 of the Cherokee, Shawnee,
00:16:20.540 Choctaw, Chickasaw,
00:16:22.620 and Creek peoples.
00:16:24.180 I probably could have gotten
00:16:25.420 Cherokee and maybe Creek,
00:16:26.880 but not the other one.
00:16:27.940 I thought...
00:16:28.440 I got Choctaw vibe.
00:16:29.600 Every time I walk in here,
00:16:30.340 I'm thinking...
00:16:30.820 Choctaw.
00:16:31.320 Feels a little Choctaw.
00:16:32.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:33.760 So, all right.
00:16:35.200 I don't know.
00:16:35.460 I guess...
00:16:35.940 I'll lose that point.
00:16:38.580 It's okay for white kids
00:16:40.720 to dress up as Moana
00:16:42.180 for Halloween.
00:16:44.260 Whoa.
00:16:47.480 I would say, of course, no.
00:16:48.860 They should only dress up
00:16:49.620 as white characters.
00:16:50.700 Who would ever want...
00:16:51.520 No, I'm joking.
00:16:52.100 It's okay if they want to.
00:16:53.060 I don't like Moana.
00:16:54.440 You don't like Moana?
00:16:55.080 Really?
00:16:55.440 I don't like it.
00:16:56.160 I actually think that...
00:16:57.280 Have you watched it?
00:16:58.120 I saw part of it
00:16:59.160 when my wife
00:17:00.360 inadvertently put it on
00:17:02.600 for our kids
00:17:03.100 and I had to correct her
00:17:03.900 and say we're not a Moana.
00:17:05.340 Well...
00:17:05.940 I actually think that
00:17:07.860 Moana is one of the better...
00:17:09.520 It's one...
00:17:09.840 Well, it's probably
00:17:11.200 the best Disney offering
00:17:12.560 for children's films
00:17:14.380 in, like, 15 years.
00:17:16.760 That might be true.
00:17:17.960 It's a lot more.
00:17:18.480 DMing with faint praise.
00:17:19.220 Right.
00:17:19.620 Is it...
00:17:19.940 My problem with it
00:17:20.540 is not anything racial.
00:17:21.580 It's the...
00:17:22.120 It's that it's feminist.
00:17:23.720 She wants to go be a king or whatever.
00:17:25.120 Yeah.
00:17:25.960 Yeah, it's got a little bit of that.
00:17:27.620 I like the big fat
00:17:28.620 Samoan guy character.
00:17:29.580 That's kind of fun.
00:17:30.600 Yeah.
00:17:30.880 The music is pretty good
00:17:32.420 for a kid's movie.
00:17:33.040 Yes, I agree.
00:17:34.080 And so it's not bad.
00:17:35.500 I can have it on in the room
00:17:36.920 and I don't want to, you know...
00:17:38.820 What was the last Disney movie
00:17:40.640 you made chronologically
00:17:43.740 that you would put on
00:17:44.780 for your kids
00:17:45.160 other than Moana, apparently?
00:17:48.240 I mean, are we counting Pixar?
00:17:50.420 No.
00:17:51.960 Just Disney, Disney.
00:17:54.160 That was probably the last one
00:17:55.500 because some of these
00:17:56.160 more recent ones
00:17:57.180 are just...
00:17:58.960 I would say like Lion King
00:18:00.300 or something.
00:18:00.820 I don't know.
00:18:01.040 I'd go back to the 90s.
00:18:01.960 Yeah, you go back to the 90s.
00:18:02.900 There's a lot of good ones.
00:18:03.960 Look, there was a lot of...
00:18:05.220 I put...
00:18:05.960 Recently, I put Pocahontas
00:18:08.480 on for my kids.
00:18:08.960 It's been a long time
00:18:09.420 since I...
00:18:10.600 Super woke.
00:18:11.780 Yeah.
00:18:12.220 I mean, the wokeness
00:18:12.960 of that thing
00:18:13.500 is just over the...
00:18:14.760 Have you ever heard
00:18:15.440 the wolf cry?
00:18:16.920 Yeah.
00:18:17.760 That's most of what I remember.
00:18:18.960 Of course it is.
00:18:19.520 No, it was like
00:18:20.020 the original POC lady
00:18:22.540 hear me roar.
00:18:23.440 Even though the real story
00:18:24.200 of Pocahontas
00:18:24.780 is great.
00:18:25.760 What she actually did
00:18:26.700 like in history,
00:18:27.980 but not in Disney.
00:18:29.380 A good movie
00:18:30.660 could be made
00:18:31.080 about the real story.
00:18:34.260 Poor kids
00:18:35.100 are just as smart
00:18:35.960 as white kids.
00:18:55.120 That's what you think of me.
00:18:56.580 I don't know
00:18:56.960 what you're going to say.
00:18:57.480 I don't know
00:18:58.160 what you're going to say.
00:19:01.860 Yeah, that was...
00:19:02.740 Isn't that Biden's famous...
00:19:04.320 The Biden quote.
00:19:05.160 Yeah, that's a famous
00:19:06.620 Biden quote.
00:19:08.700 I mean, I'm going to say yes.
00:19:10.220 You think poor kids
00:19:11.000 are just as smart
00:19:11.820 as white kids?
00:19:12.520 Yeah, I mean, of course,
00:19:13.180 there's a bit of a false...
00:19:14.340 There's a false dichotomy
00:19:15.380 here that we're struggling with.
00:19:16.860 Yeah.
00:19:18.600 Assumes that white kids
00:19:19.640 are never poor.
00:19:20.740 Yeah.
00:19:21.280 Poor kids are never white.
00:19:22.840 Poor kids are never white.
00:19:23.540 I think intelligence
00:19:25.860 can be found
00:19:27.640 across all social classes
00:19:29.660 personally.
00:19:32.720 What about all races?
00:19:34.720 Yes.
00:19:35.500 Yeah.
00:19:36.400 What do you think
00:19:37.060 is the smartest race?
00:19:38.040 I'm just trying to figure out
00:19:38.900 some way to get you
00:19:39.520 in trouble on this show.
00:19:41.300 I'd go Eskimo.
00:19:42.640 Eskimo, yeah.
00:19:43.580 Because they have all
00:19:44.100 those words for snow.
00:19:45.160 That's very impressive.
00:19:45.980 Exactly.
00:19:46.440 Okay.
00:19:48.360 When you apply
00:19:49.400 an entire bottle of cologne,
00:19:51.780 it's okay to call it
00:19:53.040 an Italian shower.
00:19:54.020 Excuse me.
00:19:57.380 When you apply
00:19:58.140 an entire bottle of cologne,
00:19:59.300 it's called
00:19:59.540 an Italian shower.
00:20:01.300 I'm going to assume
00:20:02.240 that you're horribly offended
00:20:04.280 by such stereotypes.
00:20:06.380 Correct.
00:20:06.820 It is not...
00:20:07.480 It's not that I'm offended.
00:20:08.580 It's just that
00:20:08.980 that is not called
00:20:09.700 an Italian shower.
00:20:11.000 That is called
00:20:11.460 a Puerto Rican shower.
00:20:14.320 What is an Italian shower?
00:20:15.460 Or just a regular shower?
00:20:16.920 No, it's similar.
00:20:18.100 An Italian shower,
00:20:19.160 I guess, would be like
00:20:20.360 you smoke like
00:20:21.720 three packs of cigarettes,
00:20:23.340 you know,
00:20:23.800 you go out,
00:20:25.300 get real sweaty,
00:20:27.000 and have a sip
00:20:27.660 of limoncello.
00:20:29.500 Well, then I'd take
00:20:30.740 the Italian shower
00:20:31.540 over the Puerto Rican.
00:20:33.900 I have at least
00:20:34.780 17 to 15 black friends.
00:20:38.040 You have 17 to 15.
00:20:40.640 15 to 17.
00:20:41.520 15 to 17.
00:20:42.160 That's kind of odd
00:20:42.880 if it was phrased.
00:20:45.460 I know two of your
00:20:47.240 black friends.
00:20:49.660 So there's only 13 to go.
00:20:52.440 Now, I saw the movie.
00:20:58.260 I'm going to say...
00:21:00.240 Because if you had 18,
00:21:01.500 it would still be a no.
00:21:02.620 I'm going to say
00:21:03.060 you do not have
00:21:04.200 15 to 17 black friends.
00:21:05.520 I don't have
00:21:06.580 15 to 17 friends
00:21:08.120 at all.
00:21:10.880 Because who has time
00:21:11.860 for that?
00:21:13.540 Yeah.
00:21:14.460 Because, you know,
00:21:15.160 it's like how do you
00:21:15.600 define friend?
00:21:16.900 You can define it
00:21:17.360 very loosely,
00:21:18.100 and then I have hundreds.
00:21:19.080 Yes.
00:21:20.160 But I kind of think,
00:21:21.020 like,
00:21:21.900 if it's not somebody
00:21:23.960 that you would
00:21:24.800 text or call
00:21:27.000 and say,
00:21:27.380 hey,
00:21:27.460 you want to go out
00:21:27.960 for a beer?
00:21:28.740 Yes.
00:21:29.400 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:29.700 That is actually...
00:21:31.540 That's a friend.
00:21:32.180 That is the circle.
00:21:33.840 Yeah.
00:21:34.800 So,
00:21:35.860 right.
00:21:36.600 So then you can't
00:21:37.680 even get to 15
00:21:38.440 for me with that.
00:21:39.340 I just don't have
00:21:40.080 time for that.
00:21:40.640 Yeah.
00:21:40.960 And so,
00:21:41.420 therefore,
00:21:41.960 even of just
00:21:43.020 the couple of
00:21:44.160 black friends of yours
00:21:45.020 that I know,
00:21:46.140 that means that's
00:21:46.740 a huge percent.
00:21:47.540 It's probably
00:21:48.000 representative of
00:21:48.820 the U.S. population.
00:21:49.960 Yeah.
00:21:50.280 Of your black friends.
00:21:51.160 Probably more, actually.
00:21:51.760 Yeah, you're right.
00:21:52.340 Probably higher.
00:21:52.860 Probably.
00:21:53.480 So.
00:21:55.800 Talking in the movie theater
00:21:57.020 improves the experience
00:22:01.520 for everyone in attendance.
00:22:03.320 Why is this in a racist game?
00:22:05.640 Why is that question in a...
00:22:06.720 We all know.
00:22:08.980 Because black people
00:22:09.960 talk a lot in theater.
00:22:10.860 I didn't know
00:22:11.820 if there was going to be
00:22:12.560 some esoteric thing.
00:22:15.360 It proves...
00:22:16.400 Well, unless you're...
00:22:17.480 I'm going to assume
00:22:17.960 you're not completely insane.
00:22:20.080 The answer is no.
00:22:21.420 I remember one time
00:22:22.420 I went to see a movie
00:22:23.820 that was probably
00:22:24.680 more oriented
00:22:25.660 toward a black audience.
00:22:27.740 I don't even remember
00:22:28.160 what the movie was,
00:22:28.780 but I went to see it.
00:22:29.280 Madea goes to...
00:22:30.460 It was Big Madea's
00:22:31.280 House 75,
00:22:32.580 and Eddie Murphy
00:22:33.360 played every part.
00:22:36.720 I forget the movie,
00:22:38.080 but there was this stuff
00:22:39.380 going on,
00:22:39.820 and I found it kind of funny
00:22:41.040 and delightful, actually,
00:22:42.200 because it's unusual.
00:22:43.380 You wouldn't get that
00:22:44.440 in Brokeback Mountain theaters.
00:22:49.120 You don't get a ton of...
00:22:50.220 You don't get that
00:22:50.880 in Star Wars episode 23.
00:22:55.340 But one time,
00:22:58.200 the only time I really
00:22:59.040 got irritated
00:22:59.660 by people talking in a movie,
00:23:00.960 I went out to see a movie
00:23:01.860 in Sherman Oaks,
00:23:02.940 and it was just me.
00:23:04.220 Jeremy was there,
00:23:04.920 I think,
00:23:05.640 Jonathan Hay,
00:23:06.940 and there were like
00:23:07.760 three other guys
00:23:08.360 in the theater.
00:23:09.320 There was these
00:23:09.580 three black guys,
00:23:10.300 and they wouldn't shut up
00:23:11.420 the entire movie.
00:23:12.400 They were talking,
00:23:13.340 and I was so irritated.
00:23:14.680 And then we walk
00:23:15.300 out of the theater,
00:23:15.940 and I realized
00:23:16.600 it was Kanye West
00:23:17.880 and two of his friends.
00:23:18.940 Really?
00:23:19.380 Yeah.
00:23:19.960 It was years ago,
00:23:20.920 years ago.
00:23:21.940 And you didn't yell
00:23:22.560 at him to pipe down.
00:23:23.620 Had I known it was
00:23:24.420 Kanye West,
00:23:24.880 I might have,
00:23:25.400 but no,
00:23:26.140 I didn't.
00:23:26.580 We just...
00:23:27.380 Yeah,
00:23:27.940 I can remember,
00:23:28.660 because I grew up
00:23:29.300 in the Baltimore area,
00:23:30.680 but our theaters
00:23:33.160 were quite diverse.
00:23:35.700 And I remember
00:23:36.820 one time specifically,
00:23:37.760 I went to a movie
00:23:38.300 with a girl
00:23:39.020 that I was dating
00:23:39.900 when I was like
00:23:40.420 17 or 18.
00:23:42.100 There was a whole group,
00:23:43.080 a big group of,
00:23:43.840 it was like black guys
00:23:44.660 behind us.
00:23:45.140 They were very,
00:23:45.540 very loud.
00:23:46.120 Yeah.
00:23:47.340 And so the girl
00:23:48.560 that I was with
00:23:49.020 kept turning to me
00:23:49.840 and said,
00:23:50.100 you need to talk to them.
00:23:51.520 Tell them to...
00:23:52.340 Like, you...
00:23:53.300 You're like,
00:23:53.600 no.
00:23:53.940 No.
00:23:55.280 How do you think
00:23:55.980 that's going to go?
00:23:56.880 You think they're going to...
00:23:57.860 Like,
00:23:58.760 there's no scenario
00:24:00.280 where that makes
00:24:00.640 the situation better.
00:24:01.480 No.
00:24:01.920 No.
00:24:02.180 So stop emasculating me
00:24:03.500 so we can just watch...
00:24:04.780 Let me watch
00:24:05.300 Big Medea's House 17.
00:24:06.940 I think it was
00:24:07.260 8 Mile, actually,
00:24:07.960 we were watching.
00:24:08.900 Interesting.
00:24:09.560 That's a liminal movie.
00:24:11.260 It's like kind of
00:24:12.000 about a black thing,
00:24:13.040 but it's a white guy.
00:24:13.960 Yeah.
00:24:14.600 Okay.
00:24:14.920 Oh, you're up.
00:24:16.920 Not a bad movie,
00:24:17.800 either, by the way.
00:24:19.620 You seen 8 Mile?
00:24:20.640 No.
00:24:21.240 I think I watched it
00:24:22.200 once on TV.
00:24:23.260 It was pretty...
00:24:23.680 It's probably the best thing
00:24:24.480 I've seen Eminem produce.
00:24:26.340 Yeah.
00:24:30.800 In general,
00:24:32.080 Hispanic people
00:24:33.060 are better at baseball.
00:24:40.700 How you would answer?
00:24:42.200 I hope you would answer
00:24:43.280 the correct answer.
00:24:44.920 Which is...
00:24:47.140 No.
00:24:50.020 My real answer
00:24:51.000 is probably more like
00:24:51.900 N.A.,
00:24:52.640 because I don't
00:24:54.640 follow baseball,
00:24:55.640 but I honestly
00:24:56.680 would have said yes.
00:24:57.840 Hispanic people
00:24:58.600 are very good at baseball.
00:24:59.780 Cubans, in particular,
00:25:00.720 are extremely good at baseball.
00:25:02.220 The MLB is littered
00:25:03.520 with Hispanics,
00:25:04.120 and they're very, very good.
00:25:05.060 So I'm not in any way
00:25:05.920 disparaging them.
00:25:06.720 But I think the best
00:25:07.500 baseball players ever,
00:25:08.580 just even right now,
00:25:10.220 Aaron Judge.
00:25:10.900 Is Aaron Judge Hispanic?
00:25:11.840 I don't think so.
00:25:12.400 I think of the most
00:25:14.380 popular athlete
00:25:16.720 of when we were kids.
00:25:18.320 Derek Jeter.
00:25:19.180 Derek Jeter's half black,
00:25:20.260 half white.
00:25:21.060 Paul O'Neill,
00:25:21.860 an amazing athlete.
00:25:23.680 Bernie Williams was...
00:25:25.160 Is he a little Yankee heavy
00:25:26.060 because it was the 90s?
00:25:26.760 Bernie Williams
00:25:27.240 is Puerto Rican
00:25:28.240 or something like that.
00:25:29.400 You know,
00:25:29.960 Jorge Posada.
00:25:30.700 There's all that kind of stuff.
00:25:31.480 But then I think,
00:25:31.960 I don't know,
00:25:32.140 the greats over the course
00:25:33.400 of history.
00:25:34.220 Hank Aaron,
00:25:35.160 black guy.
00:25:35.740 Willie Mays,
00:25:36.420 black guy.
00:25:37.220 Roger Maris,
00:25:37.800 Mickey Mantle,
00:25:38.300 white guy.
00:25:38.620 He's Babe Ruth,
00:25:39.180 greatest baseball player
00:25:39.900 of all time,
00:25:40.560 white guy.
00:25:41.420 So, you know,
00:25:42.500 there are great Hispanics,
00:25:45.620 but I think they're not,
00:25:47.860 they're better than most
00:25:48.640 people in the league,
00:25:49.300 but they're not
00:25:49.720 at the very top.
00:25:51.300 You're probably right
00:25:51.800 about all that.
00:25:53.040 But still,
00:25:54.260 my answer would have been
00:25:55.060 yes.
00:25:55.200 Would have been,
00:25:55.600 all right, fine.
00:25:56.240 Take my point.
00:25:56.740 Because I don't follow
00:25:57.640 baseball,
00:25:58.160 so if someone said,
00:25:59.040 I would have said,
00:25:59.360 oh yeah,
00:25:59.680 they're good.
00:26:00.240 Yeah,
00:26:00.420 they're probably better.
00:26:01.020 I mean,
00:26:01.200 they're good.
00:26:03.400 Hispanic player
00:26:04.020 right now.
00:26:06.180 So,
00:26:06.740 Juan Pablo.
00:26:09.940 Juan Pablo,
00:26:10.720 he's great.
00:26:11.080 What does he play again?
00:26:12.380 He's center field.
00:26:13.280 Yeah,
00:26:13.560 short stop or something.
00:26:14.800 For the Mets.
00:26:16.280 Yeah,
00:26:16.780 the Mets,
00:26:17.520 amazing.
00:26:18.340 They pulled a great player.
00:26:21.080 The term,
00:26:22.460 Karen,
00:26:23.880 is offensive.
00:26:28.160 I think you,
00:26:29.020 I think you'll get this one.
00:26:30.240 I think you get this one right.
00:26:31.340 I'm not just being cute here.
00:26:38.160 I'm not just trying to take a point away from you,
00:26:40.280 though I'm happy to do it.
00:26:41.600 It is not offensive.
00:26:43.880 But it should be.
00:26:44.340 But it should be offensive.
00:26:45.840 But it is.
00:26:47.060 No.
00:26:47.280 Just because people don't acknowledge it.
00:26:48.660 They're not offended.
00:26:50.100 But it should be.
00:26:51.720 I'm offended.
00:26:52.220 It should give offense.
00:26:53.600 You're not really offended.
00:26:55.040 Well,
00:26:55.520 I'm not.
00:26:55.820 You just think people should be offended.
00:26:56.960 Just because I don't have human emotion doesn't mean,
00:26:58.660 I recognize that it is offensive.
00:27:00.720 Non-sociopaths should find it offensive.
00:27:03.200 It's defamatory.
00:27:04.540 It is.
00:27:05.020 It's a racial slur.
00:27:05.860 It's degrading.
00:27:06.280 It's degrading.
00:27:06.800 It's degrading.
00:27:07.500 It is a racial slur.
00:27:08.980 It's derogatory.
00:27:10.120 It's all these things.
00:27:11.680 But white people.
00:27:12.200 So that's offensive.
00:27:13.600 You're saying it's derogatory racial slur.
00:27:15.440 A thing's only offensive if it gives offense.
00:27:17.000 And white people don't get offended by anything
00:27:18.400 because they don't have any racial consciousness.
00:27:20.300 Pew Research did this whole study.
00:27:21.880 How important race is to people of different races.
00:27:24.980 And Hispanics and Asians were somewhere around 50%,
00:27:27.900 a little higher.
00:27:28.980 For black people, it was over 70%.
00:27:30.680 White people, 15%.
00:27:33.100 They don't get offended by it.
00:27:35.300 That's why in the culture,
00:27:36.420 the only group you can make fun of is white people.
00:27:39.120 Yeah.
00:27:39.600 Well, they don't think they're allowed to be offended.
00:27:41.220 Right.
00:27:41.740 Or stand up for themselves.
00:27:43.880 All right.
00:27:46.160 It's okay for a non-British actor
00:27:48.320 to play the next James Bond.
00:27:54.400 Davies didn't want to write Idris Elba in there,
00:27:56.340 but that's obviously what he's talking about.
00:27:58.020 Even though Idris Elba's not too old.
00:27:59.180 He's a good actor, but he's not James Bond.
00:28:00.380 But he's British.
00:28:02.180 Well, now we're getting into real,
00:28:04.320 this is the real crux of the race.
00:28:05.380 I mean, by nationality.
00:28:07.700 By nationality, he is.
00:28:09.000 Yeah.
00:28:09.620 But like if I moved to Nigeria,
00:28:12.480 by nationality, I'd be a Nigerian.
00:28:13.920 They could have said it's okay for a non-white actor,
00:28:17.580 but they didn't say that.
00:28:18.520 They said British.
00:28:19.240 Well, this is what gets to the heart of the question.
00:28:21.140 Because America is now for many, many decades,
00:28:24.720 a non-racial, multicultural,
00:28:28.220 anybody could be an American,
00:28:30.260 doesn't matter your ethnicity or race.
00:28:33.340 Until very, very recently,
00:28:35.380 you had to be a white guy with crooked teeth
00:28:37.040 and a funny accent to be a Brit.
00:28:38.280 But now, however, you can be from Karachi
00:28:40.580 and if you've been there for a few weeks,
00:28:42.560 you're British.
00:28:44.040 And the Brits debate this among themselves.
00:28:45.980 What does it even mean to be British?
00:28:48.140 So I don't even know the meaning of British
00:28:50.280 in this context.
00:28:51.680 But then further, okay, let's take a non-Brit,
00:28:55.280 either white guy or some other kind of race.
00:28:58.500 Like, what if it were a white guy,
00:29:02.860 but he's not British?
00:29:03.540 That's the hard case.
00:29:05.920 Like a Swedish James Bond?
00:29:07.160 No, no way.
00:29:12.240 Well, yeah, you got it wrong,
00:29:13.520 because I would say yes.
00:29:14.720 You think a non-British actor can be James Bond?
00:29:17.840 Yeah, as long as...
00:29:20.260 Here's what I would not accept.
00:29:22.220 I certainly would not accept a James Bond
00:29:24.860 who doesn't have a British accent.
00:29:25.880 But if he can play,
00:29:28.720 if you get a Swedish guy
00:29:30.120 who could put the accent on...
00:29:31.820 All right.
00:29:32.560 Well, no, that's my answer.
00:29:33.880 I mean, because it's acting.
00:29:35.680 So if you can act as a British guy
00:29:37.900 and pull it off...
00:29:38.700 Okay, well, then let me get to the hard case.
00:29:40.580 Yeah.
00:29:40.860 What if you're talking about a guy from Tibet?
00:29:45.220 He's a Tibetan Buddhist.
00:29:46.980 He's a follower of the Dalai Lama.
00:29:48.900 Yeah.
00:29:49.600 But he does a mean British accent.
00:29:51.660 Can that guy play James Bond?
00:29:55.880 Is the Buddhist stuff part of it, or is it...
00:29:57.960 It is not part of it.
00:29:59.060 He checks the Buddhism at the camera,
00:30:01.640 but he is extremely Asian,
00:30:03.800 and he's playing James Bond.
00:30:07.240 For me, it's like a case-by-case basis with this stuff,
00:30:10.680 and I think with James Bond,
00:30:13.280 I'm okay with the race swapping.
00:30:17.060 I'm never okay with the gender swapping.
00:30:18.860 Certainly not.
00:30:19.800 But the race...
00:30:20.360 I don't even think...
00:30:21.340 We got back to the Italian question.
00:30:22.560 No Italian should be playing James Bond.
00:30:24.720 No Frenchman should be playing James Bond.
00:30:27.000 One of the problems here is that we know this is not consistent.
00:30:29.700 So there's a double standard.
00:30:32.800 But I don't have a double standard.
00:30:34.180 I'm not going to be playing Idi Amin in any biopics.
00:30:36.760 So, but historical figure...
00:30:38.060 Here's my...
00:30:38.860 So we're putting the double standard of society to the side,
00:30:40.860 my own standard.
00:30:42.740 If it's a historical figure,
00:30:44.060 you need someone who actually reflects...
00:30:45.840 You can't get a black guy to play around Lincoln.
00:30:47.400 That's ridiculous.
00:30:48.160 Yeah.
00:30:48.340 If it's a fictional character,
00:30:50.460 then it should be okay to have different races.
00:30:54.980 As long as they can play the character,
00:30:56.940 and they're playing the character,
00:30:59.000 then that, for me, that should be okay.
00:31:01.040 If it's happening, you know, across the board,
00:31:03.880 and everyone's allowed to take part.
00:31:06.340 What if...
00:31:06.540 And if you could do, you know...
00:31:08.420 I also would say,
00:31:10.040 take a blade, you know, from Marvel.
00:31:14.100 Yeah.
00:31:14.820 I would have no issue if you want to have a white guy
00:31:16.240 play that character.
00:31:16.860 What if you have a fictional character?
00:31:21.080 He's a Brahmin guru in Varanasi, India.
00:31:26.160 Right?
00:31:26.300 And it was written by Rudyard Kipling
00:31:27.960 or something like that.
00:31:29.060 And you decide you're going to cast James Corden
00:31:31.540 to play the Brahmin guru Deepak Shamahapapati.
00:31:37.820 Do you think that that's fine?
00:31:40.860 In my utopian world...
00:31:43.280 Yeah.
00:31:43.420 As long as you can play the part.
00:31:50.240 Now, you will have...
00:31:51.460 So, with something like that...
00:31:52.480 Yeah.
00:31:53.040 The fact that he's not...
00:31:54.720 He doesn't look the same...
00:31:56.200 Yeah.
00:31:57.020 In the story, you'd probably have to acknowledge that
00:31:58.800 and explain it some way, somehow.
00:32:00.740 Hmm.
00:32:01.660 Okay?
00:32:02.040 So, if it ruins the story...
00:32:04.220 Yeah.
00:32:04.380 So, like, if you have...
00:32:06.900 If this is supposed to be, you know, a Viking...
00:32:11.560 Yeah.
00:32:12.560 Which they've done...
00:32:13.580 I think Netflix has done this.
00:32:14.840 And you've got some...
00:32:15.940 You've got a guy from Nigeria as a Viking.
00:32:18.100 Yeah.
00:32:19.480 That just...
00:32:20.940 It takes you out of the story because it's so absurd.
00:32:23.020 Unless you can explain it in some way.
00:32:24.660 You have to at least acknowledge.
00:32:25.600 Okay.
00:32:26.040 Okay.
00:32:26.660 Like, maybe this guy was kidnapped by Vikings
00:32:28.380 and now he is one.
00:32:29.400 So, your point, then, on James Bond would be
00:32:31.200 he's a fictional character.
00:32:33.120 Until recently, he would have been a tough-looking white guy.
00:32:35.900 But the way you explain it is
00:32:38.240 UK has had mass migration for 60 years.
00:32:40.320 And so, now he's a Tibetan guy.
00:32:41.440 So, that's the point.
00:32:41.940 Yeah.
00:32:42.040 There's no...
00:32:42.560 Okay.
00:32:42.760 If you make another James Bond,
00:32:44.080 there's no reason why that guy couldn't look like...
00:32:46.140 Yeah.
00:32:46.300 In fact, statistically now...
00:32:47.860 He probably would.
00:32:48.240 He probably would.
00:32:48.800 Yeah.
00:32:48.940 Okay.
00:32:49.260 You're all right.
00:32:49.760 If anything, yeah.
00:32:50.700 They shouldn't have any more white James Bonds.
00:32:52.300 Like, that takes you out of it.
00:32:53.760 What is this white guy doing here?
00:32:56.480 Pronouncing ask as axe
00:32:58.460 they even did the phonetic spelling
00:33:01.980 as if I couldn't pronounce A-K
00:33:03.360 or A-X, rather.
00:33:04.800 They did the...
00:33:05.680 You know the A with the E attached to it?
00:33:07.660 They did that one with a K and an S.
00:33:09.800 It should make it more confusing.
00:33:11.000 It makes it much more.
00:33:12.420 Pronouncing ask as axe
00:33:14.620 should be normalized.
00:33:17.000 What would I say?
00:33:20.060 Again, I want to know why that's a racial...
00:33:22.960 Why is that racial?
00:33:24.900 Huh?
00:33:26.960 Mr. Davies?
00:33:31.980 Correct.
00:33:32.480 It should not be normalized.
00:33:34.580 Language ought to have a healthy degree of prescription to it,
00:33:38.520 not just description.
00:33:40.360 And it's a bastardization of the language.
00:33:43.840 However, language does change.
00:33:45.920 I actually don't want to sound like a huge lib here or anything,
00:33:47.900 but colloquial dialects,
00:33:49.380 including like Ebonics
00:33:50.500 or whatever we're supposed to call it now,
00:33:52.160 there is something to it.
00:33:53.340 Like even, you know,
00:33:54.880 Clarence Thomas was raised in Georgia or South Carolina,
00:33:59.420 and his first language was Gullah,
00:34:01.140 Gullah Geechee,
00:34:02.320 which is this weird patois kind of language
00:34:04.920 that's hard to understand.
00:34:06.120 English was his second language.
00:34:07.580 And Gullah Geechee is not proper,
00:34:09.440 you know, it's not proper high language,
00:34:11.380 but it's kind of interesting.
00:34:13.080 I'm kind of into...
00:34:13.600 Like, I actually don't mind the axe so much.
00:34:15.500 It tells me something about how language and grammar develops,
00:34:18.240 but we should not encourage it in our schools.
00:34:20.120 You lib.
00:34:21.380 I know, I sound like a huge lib.
00:34:23.020 Oh my goodness.
00:34:27.180 Most black kids don't even know what the word computer is.
00:34:31.460 Oh, I think that was another Biden quote.
00:34:33.700 Or it was some lib.
00:34:34.760 It was some big Democrat.
00:34:36.020 I want to say Biden.
00:34:36.980 Was it Biden?
00:34:37.740 Okay.
00:34:38.360 Oh, no, no.
00:34:39.080 It was Kathy Hochul,
00:34:40.920 the governor of New York.
00:34:41.780 Oh, right.
00:34:43.100 You're right.
00:34:43.900 They don't know the word computer.
00:34:45.560 Okay.
00:34:45.800 Do I think that Matt Walsh believes
00:34:47.580 that black kids know what computers are?
00:34:50.720 No.
00:34:51.240 Do you believe that I think they don't know?
00:34:53.360 That they don't know?
00:34:54.940 See, I hate it when they phrase it like this,
00:34:56.780 because then it's...
00:34:57.380 Do you do the yes or the double negative?
00:35:04.260 You actually have to think about this?
00:35:05.540 Well, no, no, no.
00:35:06.220 I don't have to think about your answer.
00:35:07.400 I have to think about how grammar works
00:35:09.120 to say no, no, they don't not know
00:35:16.440 what a computer is.
00:35:17.500 No, no, I don't think they don't know.
00:35:20.220 You don't think.
00:35:22.100 Well, let me...
00:35:23.020 It's better if I say it.
00:35:25.040 I'm not giving you the answer,
00:35:25.820 but there's...
00:35:26.060 I don't think that they don't know.
00:35:28.800 So would you say,
00:35:30.220 yes, I don't think they don't know.
00:35:31.800 I don't...
00:35:32.060 Would you say, no,
00:35:32.560 I don't think they don't know.
00:35:33.760 I don't think that they don't know
00:35:35.720 what a computer isn't.
00:35:36.900 But would you say yes or no,
00:35:38.240 if you were trying to
00:35:39.580 express that thought?
00:35:41.900 Would you say, no,
00:35:42.800 I don't think they don't know.
00:35:44.240 I just told you.
00:35:44.840 No, but you didn't say yes or no
00:35:45.780 at the beginning.
00:35:48.020 No, because I don't want
00:35:49.240 to give you the answer,
00:35:49.720 but I don't think that they don't know
00:35:51.520 what a computer is not.
00:35:57.420 The answer's no.
00:35:58.340 I mean, it's...
00:35:59.100 Okay, there we go.
00:36:00.440 I think, yes.
00:36:01.360 My kids know what a computer is.
00:36:02.360 They know what a computer is.
00:36:03.400 Yes.
00:36:03.960 I think we can assume
00:36:04.680 that they know what a computer is.
00:36:05.360 Because computers have been around
00:36:06.680 for like...
00:36:07.640 For a little bit.
00:36:08.480 ...many decades now.
00:36:09.520 Yeah.
00:36:09.840 Yeah.
00:36:10.120 A few years.
00:36:10.720 Why does she think
00:36:11.780 black kids don't know
00:36:12.860 what a computer is?
00:36:14.800 I wish...
00:36:15.600 Same.
00:36:16.140 They don't know
00:36:16.580 where a DMV is either.
00:36:18.460 That's true.
00:36:19.180 They don't know
00:36:19.720 what voter ID is.
00:36:20.680 I kind of wish
00:36:22.580 kids of all races
00:36:23.540 didn't know
00:36:23.960 what a computer is.
00:36:25.660 But they all know.
00:36:27.340 Yeah.
00:36:28.980 Yeah, I agree.
00:36:29.860 It would be...
00:36:30.280 My kids don't know
00:36:30.920 how to use a computer.
00:36:31.920 That's great.
00:36:32.340 I'm pretty proud of that.
00:36:33.040 That's fair.
00:36:33.420 And no smartphones.
00:36:35.360 No smartphones.
00:36:36.140 Certainly not.
00:36:36.840 Can you imagine
00:36:37.420 a parent gives the kid
00:36:38.400 a smartphone right now?
00:36:40.380 It's abuse.
00:36:41.640 Yeah.
00:36:42.580 Unironically, I think...
00:36:43.220 Yes.
00:36:43.660 At a certain age,
00:36:44.640 like to give your 8-year-old
00:36:45.380 a smartphone is abuse.
00:36:46.480 Yeah, I agree.
00:36:48.220 The Rooney rule,
00:36:49.940 which requires NFL teams
00:36:51.580 to interview at least
00:36:52.540 two external candidates
00:36:54.260 from underrepresented minorities
00:36:57.100 for head coaching vacancies,
00:36:59.720 is racist.
00:37:00.740 What would I say?
00:37:06.540 I think you'd say yes.
00:37:09.640 Yeah, by definition it is.
00:37:11.140 But it's also much less
00:37:13.520 significant than, say,
00:37:16.660 affirmative action
00:37:17.240 in college admissions
00:37:17.960 because the consequence of this,
00:37:19.800 you know, the libs say,
00:37:20.720 well, this is going to force
00:37:21.880 the teams to hire
00:37:23.280 fewer white guys.
00:37:25.160 Because there's a lot
00:37:26.120 of black underrepresentation
00:37:27.480 in the National Football League,
00:37:28.740 of course.
00:37:28.920 But they'll say, okay,
00:37:30.020 this is going to force
00:37:30.600 fewer white guys to be coaches.
00:37:33.320 And that's a good thing.
00:37:34.380 We don't like white guys.
00:37:35.200 We want there to be fewer of them.
00:37:36.520 But the funny part is
00:37:38.520 it won't force that at all.
00:37:39.980 It'll just waste the time
00:37:41.100 of two black guys
00:37:41.920 every time a coach position
00:37:43.400 comes up
00:37:43.760 if the team wants
00:37:44.740 to hire a white guy.
00:37:45.720 Yeah.
00:37:45.940 Right?
00:37:46.140 The rule is just,
00:37:46.940 hey, guys,
00:37:47.900 we're going to waste your time
00:37:48.720 to go along
00:37:50.820 with the NFL.
00:37:51.300 It's even more degrading
00:37:52.360 than that because
00:37:53.080 it's like,
00:37:55.120 it actually is like
00:37:55.920 two specific black guys
00:37:58.300 who get,
00:37:58.740 who are always called in for the,
00:38:00.100 like in the NFL,
00:38:00.780 there are a couple
00:38:01.460 of black coaches
00:38:02.420 that are just kind of,
00:38:03.460 they're your Rooney guys.
00:38:04.980 Yeah.
00:38:05.360 And they usually,
00:38:05.880 and every once they get hired
00:38:06.720 and then they get fired
00:38:07.380 a year later
00:38:07.900 and it's just,
00:38:08.780 they just start,
00:38:09.500 they circulate around.
00:38:10.940 That's a career.
00:38:12.100 It is.
00:38:12.580 I mean, it's a,
00:38:13.280 hey, it's a job.
00:38:14.780 It's a way to make a living.
00:38:16.640 People who drive lifted trucks
00:38:18.360 are not compensating
00:38:19.620 for anything.
00:38:20.400 Again, we have the weird,
00:38:21.920 are not,
00:38:22.520 why is that racial?
00:38:25.580 Yeah, I don't even know
00:38:26.380 what that,
00:38:26.740 is that,
00:38:27.480 who is it?
00:38:27.940 I guess it's like,
00:38:28.620 oh no,
00:38:30.140 or,
00:38:30.440 no, that's hydraulics.
00:38:31.820 Lifted trucks is the,
00:38:33.640 that's like a white guy thing,
00:38:34.760 actually.
00:38:36.180 Yeah, because I think
00:38:36.700 the question implies
00:38:37.600 that it's,
00:38:38.340 who do they think?
00:38:40.380 Do they think it's a black thing?
00:38:41.480 I think they think
00:38:41.980 it's a white thing.
00:38:43.440 Like white,
00:38:44.020 like good old boys,
00:38:44.880 like in the south,
00:38:45.860 you know,
00:38:46.120 with their big lifted trucks
00:38:47.180 and their Gadsden flags
00:38:48.260 and their,
00:38:49.180 you know,
00:38:49.540 MAGA hats
00:38:50.240 and they're driving around.
00:38:50.920 It's definitely,
00:38:51.220 it's not a black thing.
00:38:52.020 No.
00:38:52.720 So how,
00:38:53.660 how poorly was this phrased?
00:38:55.680 People who drive lifted trucks
00:38:57.160 are not compensating
00:38:58.680 for anything.
00:38:59.340 Oh, why,
00:39:00.100 why don't we force,
00:39:02.940 it's written on the board?
00:39:04.320 Where?
00:39:04.960 Oh, now it is.
00:39:05.700 It wasn't before.
00:39:06.800 Why don't we force
00:39:08.980 the producers
00:39:09.680 at this company
00:39:10.460 to read Strunk and White's
00:39:11.540 elements of style
00:39:12.300 so that the people
00:39:13.680 who drive lifted trucks
00:39:14.600 are not compensating
00:39:15.780 for anything.
00:39:17.380 You would say
00:39:18.600 yes,
00:39:22.500 they're not compensating
00:39:23.320 for anything.
00:39:26.860 I mean,
00:39:27.620 no,
00:39:28.000 they're not compensating.
00:39:30.220 But what I would say is
00:39:31.560 no,
00:39:32.120 they're not compensating
00:39:32.680 for anything.
00:39:33.660 What I say,
00:39:34.380 to say that,
00:39:35.440 I would say yes,
00:39:36.360 they're not compensating
00:39:37.640 for anything.
00:39:38.280 I know,
00:39:38.520 but I would say
00:39:39.240 no,
00:39:39.600 they're not compensating
00:39:40.060 so i would say no i would i would mean the same thing that you think i mean yeah but i would say
00:39:47.720 no yeah and why so okay we agree even if ben davies just made me lose that point because of
00:39:54.360 how he writes these these prompts uh they're not right sometimes you need the truck the whole
00:40:00.200 compensating thing what does that mean people just that's what they like i don't know yeah i don't
00:40:04.920 see the point i i actually i'm such a cheapskate i drive a little sedan i don't even because i
00:40:14.000 don't what am i hauling i'm not i'm not building barns on my property i'm not i might change a
00:40:19.660 light bulb yeah what do i need a big truck i drive a you know i i was found at one of my black one of
00:40:25.200 my black friends uh who's ben is in the movie he just casually the other day a couple few weeks ago
00:40:32.280 told me that i that what i drive is feminine i'm like no it's a because it's kind of nice yeah
00:40:40.360 because it's sort of but it's cool it's a i don't i never even no one's ever said that to me yeah so
00:40:46.040 i got this whole complex about it well it's british it is some suburban like bougie white ladies do
00:40:52.780 drive it but i don't know it's a way you know it's in world war ii yeah that's not yeah i think it's a
00:40:58.020 what well remind what color i don't want to it's white yeah but it's white well yeah it's white
00:41:05.000 but what's wrong with white yeah it's a little is white a feminine color for a car yeah is it i think
00:41:11.380 it is is there can i get a poll of the room they a control room agrees it's a feminine color my
00:41:17.860 grandmother had several is the control saying that my car is feminine are you specifically gentlemen
00:41:22.740 saying matt's car is feminine 90 he says yeah a new car that's rough i gotta go get a new car
00:41:31.700 yeah i like it you should take jeremy i like my car but i need a new one you need a new one
00:41:36.500 immediately yeah you are more likely i accidentally cross-dressed with my car
00:41:40.840 that that could be the third movie yeah you could do and then it goes full circle you are more likely
00:41:48.080 to have a happy marriage with an illegal alien than a liberal
00:41:51.560 your answer oh this is your answer oh this is my answer um
00:41:58.300 uh that's what you say yeah for sure yeah yeah not even a question right the illegal alien
00:42:05.560 decent chance very good chance the person is christian pretty good chance the person's catholic
00:42:12.120 raised in some kind of a more traditional culture that isn't infected with all this liberalism
00:42:20.080 yeah for sure right i think you you might unfortunately you might end up in debt to
00:42:26.080 the cartel and end up being like have your head blown off by ms-13 but yeah that even even
00:42:31.580 including that probably better than marrying a liberal yeah well because marrying a liberal almost
00:42:37.280 certainly won't work yeah because you have no values in common whatsoever so yeah um
00:42:44.740 taylor swift is better than beyonce
00:42:49.140 i have a definite answer to this i feel strongly about it
00:42:55.060 beyonce is a better singer but but taylor's songs are kind of better in the
00:43:07.260 in the pop culture what was the prompt the prompt was taylor swift is better better
00:43:14.720 she's less politically corrosive taylor swift though she's somewhat politically corrosive
00:43:22.360 she's not as good a singer but her songs are kind of nicer i would say taylor swift you would
00:43:28.560 say she is better than beyonce yeah yeah she is better because you're a racist and you don't
00:43:32.360 like that beyonce is black there's that yeah uh so the main thing with taylor swift is that she's
00:43:36.080 white so aside from that like they both endorsed kamala so they're both big libs yeah yeah but
00:43:42.900 here's what and i don't like taylor swift's music but i give a lot of i give huge points
00:43:47.480 for you write your own music and taylor swift certainly at least did that for for a while
00:43:53.060 yeah she at least she presented herself that way at least yeah but she can get credit for that
00:43:57.840 um she's at least involved in the writing of her songs she heard her songs at some point she heard
00:44:02.140 somewhere along the line whereas with beyonce she doesn't know what her song is until she's
00:44:07.000 in the booth and they give her the words like she has no idea that's true um and uh and i think
00:44:13.440 taylor swift can play some version of a guitar at least a few chords she can hold it yeah yeah yeah
00:44:19.760 so she's she's closer to being a songwriter and musician than beyonce is and also her you know
00:44:27.400 beyonce is so politically you know active she she showed up to the dnc not this time but previously
00:44:34.100 and she's you know she's i don't know some people say she's in the illuminati i'm not i'm not going
00:44:38.760 there i'm just saying she's politically engaged and her music like that dolly parton remake was so
00:44:44.620 awful that alone yeah disqualified that you lose every contest however taylor swift you know her
00:44:51.420 songs are basically inoffensive boppy my boyfriend dumped me i'm gonna move on whatever beyonce has
00:44:56.560 two things going for her she was in gold member the austin powers movie and she's in the worst
00:45:03.540 austin powers it was the worst but it was the third what do you it was you know i watched it i'd
00:45:07.880 watch it again every 15 years she's a knolls her name is knolls
00:45:14.620 there's that we that's could be what's a distantly related well italians are black you've already
00:45:20.880 italians are black and people don't know this about beyonce she's 100 calabrian and no one
00:45:27.700 understands that i didn't i didn't either no um but she's still she's still really bad she's bad
00:45:33.880 anything she's a bad i don't think she's a good singer so yeah but taylor swift is yeah she's not
00:45:39.280 Pavarotti either right no neither of them are neither okay yeah no listen i agree it's just i'm a little
00:45:44.360 raw because taylor just endorsed yeah kamala she's a better dancer yes so but she's black so
00:45:52.100 yeah the hips don't lie they don't okay that's our shoot who won who did win okay so mr davies says
00:46:00.020 matt won and i am more racist that's outrageous as a person of color we established at the beginning
00:46:05.460 of the show i'm a person of color yeah but i lost my car this i don't have a car anymore yeah
00:46:09.640 that's true so because it's white yeah yeah tough out there for the whites i'm michael knowles
00:46:15.600 this is the yes or no game and we will see you next time they said i'm more racist
00:46:21.480 you
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