Am I Racist?: YES or NO With Matt Walsh
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Summary
On this week's episode of the Yes or No Game, host Alex Blumberg is joined by his friend Matt Walsh to discuss the controversial question, "Am I racist?" Alex and Matt debate whether or not racism is a thing.
Transcript
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I'm just trying to figure out some way to get you in trouble on the show.
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What do you take me for, some disgusting, filthy Albanian?
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But we're going to get to the bottom of that profound question
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to figure out which of your friends is the most racist.
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you can tell a bunch of racist jokes with your friends.
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It's getting a ton of great buzz and everything.
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where, you know, if you get two or three wrong,
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but we know the answer to that question quite well.
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I'm going to say that you would say no to that.
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Or at least it was until like five minutes ago.
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or are they a little closer to, say, the Nordics?
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and the entire conservative coalition in America.
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that every single person who listens to his show
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There's no way that they all actually drink it.
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it's not like they're pumping chemicals into it.
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I'm not just trying to take a point away from you,
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Just because I don't have human emotion doesn't mean,
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And white people don't get offended by anything
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because they don't have any racial consciousness.
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How important race is to people of different races.
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And Hispanics and Asians were somewhere around 50%,
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the only group you can make fun of is white people.
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Well, they don't think they're allowed to be offended.
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Davies didn't want to write Idris Elba in there,
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They could have said it's okay for a non-white actor,
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Well, this is what gets to the heart of the question.
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You think a non-British actor can be James Bond?
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For me, it's like a case-by-case basis with this stuff,
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One of the problems here is that we know this is not consistent.
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I'm not going to be playing Idi Amin in any biopics.
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So we're putting the double standard of society to the side,
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You can't get a black guy to play around Lincoln.
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then it should be okay to have different races.
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I would have no issue if you want to have a white guy
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And you decide you're going to cast James Corden
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In the story, you'd probably have to acknowledge that
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If this is supposed to be, you know, a Viking...
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It takes you out of the story because it's so absurd.
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Until recently, he would have been a tough-looking white guy.
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there's no reason why that guy couldn't look like...
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They shouldn't have any more white James Bonds.
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Language ought to have a healthy degree of prescription to it,
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I actually don't want to sound like a huge lib here or anything,
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Clarence Thomas was raised in Georgia or South Carolina,
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It tells me something about how language and grammar develops,
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Most black kids don't even know what the word computer is.
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so i would say no i would i would mean the same thing that you think i mean yeah but i would say
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no yeah and why so okay we agree even if ben davies just made me lose that point because of
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how he writes these these prompts uh they're not right sometimes you need the truck the whole
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compensating thing what does that mean people just that's what they like i don't know yeah i don't
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see the point i i actually i'm such a cheapskate i drive a little sedan i don't even because i
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don't what am i hauling i'm not i'm not building barns on my property i'm not i might change a
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light bulb yeah what do i need a big truck i drive a you know i i was found at one of my black one of
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my black friends uh who's ben is in the movie he just casually the other day a couple few weeks ago
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told me that i that what i drive is feminine i'm like no it's a because it's kind of nice yeah
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because it's sort of but it's cool it's a i don't i never even no one's ever said that to me yeah so
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i got this whole complex about it well it's british it is some suburban like bougie white ladies do
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drive it but i don't know it's a way you know it's in world war ii yeah that's not yeah i think it's a
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what well remind what color i don't want to it's white yeah but it's white well yeah it's white
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but what's wrong with white yeah it's a little is white a feminine color for a car yeah is it i think
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it is is there can i get a poll of the room they a control room agrees it's a feminine color my
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grandmother had several is the control saying that my car is feminine are you specifically gentlemen
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saying matt's car is feminine 90 he says yeah a new car that's rough i gotta go get a new car
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yeah i like it you should take jeremy i like my car but i need a new one you need a new one
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immediately yeah you are more likely i accidentally cross-dressed with my car
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that that could be the third movie yeah you could do and then it goes full circle you are more likely
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to have a happy marriage with an illegal alien than a liberal
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your answer oh this is your answer oh this is my answer um
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uh that's what you say yeah for sure yeah yeah not even a question right the illegal alien
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decent chance very good chance the person is christian pretty good chance the person's catholic
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raised in some kind of a more traditional culture that isn't infected with all this liberalism
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yeah for sure right i think you you might unfortunately you might end up in debt to
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the cartel and end up being like have your head blown off by ms-13 but yeah that even even
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including that probably better than marrying a liberal yeah well because marrying a liberal almost
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certainly won't work yeah because you have no values in common whatsoever so yeah um
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i have a definite answer to this i feel strongly about it
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beyonce is a better singer but but taylor's songs are kind of better in the
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in the pop culture what was the prompt the prompt was taylor swift is better better
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she's less politically corrosive taylor swift though she's somewhat politically corrosive
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she's not as good a singer but her songs are kind of nicer i would say taylor swift you would
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say she is better than beyonce yeah yeah she is better because you're a racist and you don't
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like that beyonce is black there's that yeah uh so the main thing with taylor swift is that she's
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white so aside from that like they both endorsed kamala so they're both big libs yeah yeah but
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here's what and i don't like taylor swift's music but i give a lot of i give huge points
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for you write your own music and taylor swift certainly at least did that for for a while
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yeah she at least she presented herself that way at least yeah but she can get credit for that
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um she's at least involved in the writing of her songs she heard her songs at some point she heard
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somewhere along the line whereas with beyonce she doesn't know what her song is until she's
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in the booth and they give her the words like she has no idea that's true um and uh and i think
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taylor swift can play some version of a guitar at least a few chords she can hold it yeah yeah yeah
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so she's she's closer to being a songwriter and musician than beyonce is and also her you know
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beyonce is so politically you know active she she showed up to the dnc not this time but previously
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and she's you know she's i don't know some people say she's in the illuminati i'm not i'm not going
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there i'm just saying she's politically engaged and her music like that dolly parton remake was so
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awful that alone yeah disqualified that you lose every contest however taylor swift you know her
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songs are basically inoffensive boppy my boyfriend dumped me i'm gonna move on whatever beyonce has
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two things going for her she was in gold member the austin powers movie and she's in the worst
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austin powers it was the worst but it was the third what do you it was you know i watched it i'd
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watch it again every 15 years she's a knolls her name is knolls
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there's that we that's could be what's a distantly related well italians are black you've already
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italians are black and people don't know this about beyonce she's 100 calabrian and no one
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understands that i didn't i didn't either no um but she's still she's still really bad she's bad
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anything she's a bad i don't think she's a good singer so yeah but taylor swift is yeah she's not
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Pavarotti either right no neither of them are neither okay yeah no listen i agree it's just i'm a little
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raw because taylor just endorsed yeah kamala she's a better dancer yes so but she's black so
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yeah the hips don't lie they don't okay that's our shoot who won who did win okay so mr davies says
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matt won and i am more racist that's outrageous as a person of color we established at the beginning
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of the show i'm a person of color yeah but i lost my car this i don't have a car anymore yeah
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that's true so because it's white yeah yeah tough out there for the whites i'm michael knowles
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this is the yes or no game and we will see you next time they said i'm more racist