The Michael Knowles Show - September 19, 2026


ISIS Run, Hide, and FAIL： Michael Knowles REACTS Viral Clips

Ep. 2063 - Lindsay Clancy's Husband Finally Breaks His Silence In New Interview

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10 minutes

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151.65

Word count

1,517

Sentence count

116

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Also mentioned:
Jerry Mark Oberholzer Saunders Ryan Reynolds Looney Tunes David Wright Gary Johnson Friedman

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1

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11

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27

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00:01:15.140 Islamic terrorism is not something to joke about, except when they get up to crazy shenanigans 1.00
00:01:41.640 that would make Looney Tunes blush. 1.00
00:01:43.520 And that does occasionally happen. 0.82
00:01:44.880 So in honor of the release of Run, Hide, Fight Infidels, 0.71
00:01:49.000 the producers have assembled a melange of terrorist fails. 0.94
00:02:00.440 Take it away.
00:02:13.520 Hmm. How do we get that footage? Like in other words, did, did the guy just blow himself up
00:02:27.700 there? He obviously didn't blow up the camera that was filming him or did he, did the, did
00:02:31.640 the grenade actually make it out? And that's just what it looks like when you fire off a grenade
00:02:35.200 inside. I don't know. Like, did that guy die? I don't know. I'm not, I don't use grenade launchers
00:02:40.340 a lot next one wow that one look i mean well that's another one too where i'm like hold on
00:03:04.380 is that just what it's like when the i don't know i've never been to afghanistan i'd like to
00:03:09.320 generally avoid all the stand countries if I can. 0.99
00:03:11.640 I love this plan. Kazakhstan seems 1.00
00:03:13.500 kind of interesting, but basically I want to avoid 1.00
00:03:15.320 all the stands. I don't know.
00:03:17.160 What's weird about these is just
00:03:18.660 it seems like they're all getting
00:03:21.280 blown up and killed, but then I say,
00:03:23.300 well, how am I getting the video?
00:03:25.960 If the explosion
00:03:27.240 wasn't enough to blow up the camera,
00:03:29.480 then, unless they were
00:03:31.220 live streaming, they could have been live streaming it. I just don't know.
00:03:33.260 I need more information. Next one.
00:03:39.320 yeah that's what i'm here for i want more of that because it's like the ones where they're
00:03:49.720 about to shoot a bazooka but then it all just explodes like yeah that's what i expected that's
00:03:54.400 not all that entertaining that's like whatever but the one the one where it's just these big
00:03:58.820 scary terrorists but then they just get up to like goofy vaudeville shenanigans like they slip
00:04:03.980 on a banana peel or something that's way funnier that's why that one that's my favorite one so far
00:04:08.720 next one yeah we have some other stories making headlines this saturday so we'll tell you about
00:04:12.060 that a dose of instant karma for some would-be terrorists watch this tucker loves it
00:04:17.480 yeah it's funny it also takes you back to the tucker on fox and friends days that was a while
00:04:31.620 when was that that was a while ago i think i'm blown up again it's not yeah okay terrorists
00:04:36.760 holding a big gun and then there's an explosion i'm sorry it's like i'm glad they're getting what 0.99
00:04:41.780 they deserve i guess but it's like all the same video of some crazy muslim and then they explode 0.99
00:04:47.980 and you're like yeah i know it's like okay but i've seen it i don't it doesn't tickle me i want 1.00
00:04:55.740 i want more whimsy i need more hijinks i need more shenanigans that's what i want out of my
00:05:01.440 terrorist fail videos next one next tonight imagine seeing the pickup truck you sold to a 0.50
00:05:06.220 Texas dealer show up overseas being driven by ISIS. A plumber from Texas suing after selling
00:05:12.780 his truck only to have it, along with his logo and his phone number, end up in the hands of
00:05:17.640 terrorists. Here's ABC's David Wright. A plumber's truck is his billboard. So what happens when that
00:05:24.200 billboard turns up on the front lines of a war zone? My secretary called me and said,
00:05:29.580 you can't believe this. Mark Oberholzer of Texas City, Texas was out deer hunting a year ago
00:05:35.240 when he got the call from the office that ISIS fighters in Syria were tweeting out shots of his black Ford F-250,
00:05:42.900 now sporting a serious new gun rack.
00:05:46.020 I was shocked.
00:05:47.060 Oberholzer says when he sold the truck in November of 2013,
00:05:50.760 the dealer told him they'd remove the decal so as not to risk scratching the paint.
00:05:55.800 But evidently, they never did.
00:05:58.120 According to Carfax, the vehicle was auctioned off a month later in Houston.
00:06:01.760 From there, it went all the way to Mersin, Turkey.
00:06:05.240 before ending up in Aleppo, Syria. Aleppo. Gary Johnson couldn't remember the name of Aleppo.
00:06:12.720 That's hilarious. That's a great, that's a great terrorist story because it's so incongruous. You 0.95
00:06:19.120 have this just great American plumber and his car is now being used by ISIS. His truck is being used
00:06:25.980 by ISIS. It's also kind of funny because they put this crazy gun rack, but you think, well,
00:06:29.160 that plumber is from Texas. He should have a gun rack on it in Texas. He should have the kind of,
00:06:33.900 anti-aircraft guns in the bed of his truck in Texas. But then you think, okay, how could it
00:06:39.660 be even funnier if it were like ISIS driving around in a Bed Bath & Beyond delivery truck? 0.99
00:06:44.880 That'd be even funnier. But this is good. I like that. And that's why we are the good ISIS.
00:06:50.060 I like that. I like the shenanigans. I don't want, it's just, it's the same thing over and over. 0.92
00:06:55.420 It's like, oh, they blew up. Oh yeah. Well, that's what they do. Terrorists blowing up is not a man
00:07:02.100 bites dog story. Okay. That's what they do. That's part of their nature. But terrorists driving a
00:07:07.520 Texas plumbing truck, that's kind of funny. Terrorists just like falling over because the
00:07:11.460 gun was heavy. That's kind of funny because they're supposed to anyway. Okay. Go watch
00:07:15.200 Run, Hide, Fight Infidels. Your country is beneath contempt. We who love and serve Allah 1.00
00:07:23.300 fought back against the Americans and the Zionists from the scourge of secularism 0.77
00:07:29.040 and the lands of unbelief. 0.95
00:07:37.040 Anyone gonna listen to Captain Saunders tomorrow?
00:07:39.040 The retired Delta Force soldier with a new book out. 0.93
00:07:43.040 He's the polar opposite of those brain-dead protesters.
00:07:45.040 Given the current climate, should Clay Saunders even be allowed on campus?
00:07:49.040 Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend of Chancellor Friedman.
00:07:51.040 This is a decision I cannot find. 1.00
00:07:54.040 There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. 1.00
00:07:57.040 through immigration, through the wombs of our women, 1.00
00:08:04.040 and by using our nation's freedoms against us. 1.00
00:08:12.040 Are you paying attention?
00:08:20.040 Listen carefully.
00:08:21.040 carefully. The great Satan America will fall. You are infidels. The bodies of women are
00:08:36.240 not pure and the men's souls are unclean. What makes them so dangerous? Their goals 1.00
00:08:43.600 But not in this life, but the next.
00:08:50.520 Anyone?
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00:08:54.120 In the law, we cannot run or hide from what is coming.
00:08:59.880 We have to fight.
00:09:01.400 I will be rewarded 10,000 times in the next life. 0.98
00:09:04.800 When you die, you're nothing. 0.92
00:09:07.140 Only one way to find out.
00:09:10.640 That's the American way.
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