The Michael Knowles Show - October 18, 2025


Michael Knowles Vs. Mary Morgan： Test Your Pop Culture IQ ｜ FACE-OFF


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

165.46565

Word Count

7,034

Sentence Count

970

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

In the first episode of Face Off Pop Culture, hosts Mary Morgan and Michael Knowles battle it out to see who can figure out the answer to the most important pop culture question of the 20th century: How much was the most expensive lebouf doll ever sold?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's A.
00:00:01.140 It's A, I'm afraid. It is.
00:00:02.680 It is not A, and you are getting completely destroyed.
00:00:04.660 It is C, your hands, your team, your vibe.
00:00:06.740 Fate of Ophelia lyrics.
00:00:10.520 Is Sabrina Carpenter secretly pushing trad values
00:00:13.720 through her Practically Nude music videos?
00:00:15.940 Are La Boo Boo's actually pocket demons?
00:00:17.640 I don't know.
00:00:18.600 I'm just a regular suburban dad
00:00:20.100 who thought Ice Spice was a winter candle.
00:00:22.060 But you know who might have the answer
00:00:23.660 to these pop culture-defining mysteries?
00:00:25.960 Michael Knowles and Mary Morgan.
00:00:27.260 One of them hosts pop culture crisis,
00:00:29.660 which has pop culture in the title.
00:00:31.860 The other thinks pop culture peaked
00:00:33.340 when Bach dropped his six conciertos.
00:00:35.660 Here's how it works.
00:00:37.520 Conciertos?
00:00:40.380 Conciertos?
00:00:41.180 Was he a Mexican?
00:00:42.860 Oh, man, this is off to a bad start.
00:00:45.120 Sorry, keep going, Mr. Davies.
00:00:46.960 Here's how it works, right?
00:00:48.200 Well, I'll read a question.
00:00:49.340 Each host has 30 seconds to scribble down their answers.
00:00:51.900 The loser, well, they'll have to deliver
00:00:53.900 a glowing 30-second ad for the winner
00:00:55.940 and publicly declare them
00:00:57.500 the real Delulu, Giga, Chad, Sigma, Rizzler
00:00:59.560 main character, Maven of pop culture.
00:01:01.380 This is face-off pop culture.
00:01:08.100 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:09.440 Well, it's great to be here, Mr. Davies.
00:01:10.820 Thank you for having me on my own show.
00:01:11.980 Thank you.
00:01:12.240 My answer for who our guest will be today
00:01:14.680 is Mary Morgan.
00:01:17.240 Oh, I hate that.
00:01:18.560 Is that what you mean?
00:01:19.360 I hate that.
00:01:19.980 That's good.
00:01:20.540 What are you talking about?
00:01:21.820 That's horrible.
00:01:23.340 That's very pretty.
00:01:24.300 What are you talking about?
00:01:24.700 Erase that immediately.
00:01:26.660 What?
00:01:27.640 Hold on.
00:01:28.300 I don't.
00:01:28.620 That's nice.
00:01:29.060 Mr. Davies, is that?
00:01:30.360 That is going to be the most value NFT of 2025.
00:01:35.420 Most of these questions will focus on 2025 pop culture,
00:01:38.800 but maybe there'll be some curveballs.
00:01:40.000 We'll see.
00:01:40.520 Are you all ready for the first question?
00:01:41.800 I'm ready.
00:01:42.880 All right.
00:01:43.500 I think so.
00:01:43.960 One.
00:01:45.240 What is the price of the most expensive
00:01:47.360 LeBouBou doll ever sold?
00:01:48.820 This is closest without going over.
00:01:51.180 Closest without going over.
00:01:52.360 Of the LeBouBou doll,
00:01:54.600 which are,
00:01:54.960 they're like Lululemons,
00:01:56.040 I hear.
00:01:56.980 I can't spoil it.
00:02:00.160 I'm going to say.
00:02:01.960 Five seconds.
00:02:04.860 All right,
00:02:05.420 no,
00:02:05.540 let's be a gentleman.
00:02:06.100 What do you got?
00:02:07.740 1.5 million.
00:02:09.380 I said $1,400.
00:02:12.780 Well,
00:02:13.220 one of them was made of gold.
00:02:15.360 They made a gold LeBouBou?
00:02:16.360 So it has to be pretty expensive.
00:02:17.700 No,
00:02:18.080 they did not make a gold LeBouBou.
00:02:18.980 I also erased the dollar sign
00:02:22.200 because it depends on the currency
00:02:23.900 how much this means it's worth.
00:02:26.160 Hold on,
00:02:26.560 you can't pick any currency.
00:02:28.360 You can't simultaneously answer
00:02:29.920 yuan,
00:02:30.580 rupees,
00:02:31.200 and dollars.
00:02:32.400 It can be anything.
00:02:32.960 Pick a currency.
00:02:33.720 Pick a currency.
00:02:34.540 Well,
00:02:34.660 this is not going very well
00:02:35.500 because neither one of you
00:02:36.420 were close at all.
00:02:37.140 Okay, fine.
00:02:37.720 The correct answer is $170,000.
00:02:40.400 Let's go!
00:02:41.560 Let's go,
00:02:42.580 babe,
00:02:42.840 because it's close to that going over.
00:02:44.120 Yeah,
00:02:44.360 it's close to that going over.
00:02:44.940 If you let Mary Morgan
00:02:46.240 get away with yen,
00:02:48.040 then she actually would
00:02:49.720 grow rubles or something.
00:02:51.100 Then she would win.
00:02:51.960 Wow,
00:02:52.300 let's go.
00:02:52.820 How much was it?
00:02:54.100 $170,000.
00:02:54.960 It was a life-size LeBouBou.
00:02:56.820 It's life-size.
00:02:57.340 Did they make one out of gold though?
00:02:58.660 What does that mean?
00:02:59.320 They're not alive.
00:03:00.580 Life-size.
00:03:01.540 Like,
00:03:02.000 depending on how tall you are,
00:03:03.060 it's kind of like rupees,
00:03:03.860 you know.
00:03:04.240 But is it like Mary Morgan life-size
00:03:05.880 or is it like,
00:03:06.820 you know,
00:03:07.220 David Cohn life-size?
00:03:08.580 That's a great question.
00:03:09.160 Those are very different lives.
00:03:10.300 I know another great question.
00:03:11.300 Yes,
00:03:11.740 okay.
00:03:12.020 The next one.
00:03:12.520 Sabrina Carpenter's new album,
00:03:14.860 Man's Best Friend,
00:03:15.820 was released in August of 2025.
00:03:18.120 With the album cover going viral,
00:03:19.720 leaving everyone
00:03:20.680 and basically every man
00:03:21.880 thinking the same thing.
00:03:23.460 How tall is Sabrina Carpenter?
00:03:25.440 Close without going over.
00:03:26.780 How tall is Sabrina?
00:03:27.660 Yeah.
00:03:28.060 Hmm.
00:03:31.680 I know this one.
00:03:32.860 It's in her song.
00:03:34.500 Whoa.
00:03:35.400 Not looking good, Michael.
00:03:37.120 She sang it.
00:03:38.140 It's in her lyrics.
00:03:38.860 I wonder if she lied
00:03:41.980 or if the internet lied.
00:03:43.000 We'll see.
00:03:46.600 All right,
00:03:47.020 what do you have?
00:03:47.460 I'm going to get it wrong.
00:03:48.260 Yeah,
00:03:48.420 ladies first.
00:03:49.200 Okay.
00:03:50.560 All right.
00:03:52.340 This is the lyric.
00:03:53.760 Five feet to be exact.
00:03:56.160 Michael?
00:03:56.620 She leaves quite the impression.
00:03:58.280 Oh,
00:03:58.600 I leave quite an impression.
00:04:01.520 Five feet to be exact.
00:04:04.240 So I almost put five feet
00:04:07.600 to be exact,
00:04:08.160 but it's closest
00:04:08.620 for that going over
00:04:09.420 and I did four foot 11.
00:04:11.840 It is five feet exactly.
00:04:13.780 Hey.
00:04:15.500 That was against
00:04:16.360 my better judgment.
00:04:16.720 I should have done five.
00:04:17.880 But in those huge platform heels
00:04:18.920 that she wears,
00:04:19.920 she's like,
00:04:20.780 maybe your height, Michael.
00:04:23.020 Yeah.
00:04:23.660 She might be.
00:04:25.820 That,
00:04:26.540 she,
00:04:27.580 is she petite in her videos?
00:04:29.660 I've never really noticed
00:04:30.920 her relative to other men.
00:04:33.180 It's really hard to tell
00:04:34.120 in her videos.
00:04:35.300 like the music video.
00:04:37.100 Compared to the men?
00:04:38.380 Yeah,
00:04:38.920 like I see her,
00:04:40.000 I've watched two of her videos now,
00:04:41.760 I think at least.
00:04:42.940 And she doesn't,
00:04:43.880 five feet is very short.
00:04:45.320 She doesn't seem that short.
00:04:49.000 Maybe the guys are all
00:04:49.900 little Al Pacino's.
00:04:50.740 I don't know.
00:04:52.540 It's the perspective thing.
00:04:54.220 They probably have her standing on,
00:04:55.740 you know,
00:04:56.560 a milk crate or something.
00:04:57.660 That's show business.
00:04:59.100 And Michael,
00:04:59.620 when he analyzes her music video,
00:05:00.760 he's always thinking about the height.
00:05:01.940 Always,
00:05:02.600 all the time.
00:05:03.780 How tall are you, Mary Morgan?
00:05:05.300 I'm 5'1",
00:05:06.980 to be exact.
00:05:08.340 Powering.
00:05:08.720 Five foot one flat.
00:05:09.760 Why didn't I get her?
00:05:10.460 I kind of,
00:05:10.720 I'm kicking myself.
00:05:10.940 I kind of mog her.
00:05:12.300 You mog her.
00:05:13.280 You mog her.
00:05:14.160 You mu her.
00:05:15.620 All right,
00:05:16.000 number three.
00:05:16.480 As we know,
00:05:17.240 2024 was the Hawk Tua summer.
00:05:20.460 Which viral phrase
00:05:21.340 dominated 2025?
00:05:22.760 Is it A,
00:05:23.660 Bones Day,
00:05:24.480 no Bones Day,
00:05:25.640 it's giving,
00:05:26.720 brain rot summer,
00:05:27.760 muse summer?
00:05:30.380 Muse,
00:05:30.740 as in the muses
00:05:31.880 or mu as in the word
00:05:33.520 I just said?
00:05:34.480 Muses.
00:05:35.360 As in the muses,
00:05:36.240 muse now.
00:05:37.540 None of these
00:05:38.100 are the correct answer.
00:05:40.020 Literally,
00:05:40.540 none of these
00:05:41.000 are the correct answer.
00:05:42.620 I have my answer.
00:05:44.180 Mary Morgan,
00:05:44.640 you got to get on the TikTok
00:05:45.620 and figure out
00:05:46.720 what all the kids
00:05:47.220 are twitching about.
00:05:48.900 You know?
00:05:50.320 You know,
00:05:50.880 but there's no,
00:05:51.760 there's no summer
00:05:52.720 anything this summer.
00:05:54.760 There's no anything summer.
00:05:57.180 My good friend Google
00:05:58.320 says otherwise.
00:05:58.920 I don't know where
00:05:58.940 any of this comes from.
00:06:01.260 Yeah,
00:06:01.660 maybe you didn't,
00:06:02.460 Mary Morgan,
00:06:03.040 maybe you didn't get invited.
00:06:04.560 Maybe only Mr.
00:06:05.220 I just certainly
00:06:05.700 didn't get invited.
00:06:06.380 Maybe it was only Mr. Davis.
00:06:07.280 I've heard that like,
00:06:08.120 I'm officially unk now
00:06:09.460 because I was alive
00:06:10.360 during 9-11.
00:06:12.160 That makes you unk.
00:06:14.120 Wow.
00:06:14.960 It's not if you remember
00:06:16.380 9-11 now,
00:06:17.160 it's just if you were alive
00:06:18.520 during 9-11.
00:06:19.760 I was like 28
00:06:20.540 during 9-11.
00:06:22.280 No,
00:06:22.720 I was 11 actually.
00:06:23.920 I was 11,
00:06:24.460 really.
00:06:25.380 Same.
00:06:26.120 All right,
00:06:26.400 what do you have?
00:06:28.940 I just put brain rot summer
00:06:30.400 because I don't,
00:06:31.660 I don't know what other
00:06:32.540 term it could have been.
00:06:34.600 And I put 6-7
00:06:35.760 as a footnote.
00:06:37.700 What did Michael write
00:06:38.540 in cursive?
00:06:39.040 What is that?
00:06:39.320 I wrote it's giving.
00:06:40.960 It's giving.
00:06:42.140 Wow.
00:06:42.600 That ages you,
00:06:43.260 Michael,
00:06:43.420 just like your cursive.
00:06:45.120 It's actually brain rot summer,
00:06:46.780 which is why Jacob's
00:06:47.800 having the best summer
00:06:48.360 of his life.
00:06:49.460 What?
00:06:49.820 What is the 6-7?
00:06:50.840 That's not real.
00:06:51.880 Well,
00:06:52.180 don't,
00:06:52.400 don't,
00:06:52.760 don't get into the 6-7
00:06:53.680 because we may,
00:06:54.140 we may get into that later.
00:06:56.560 Now I'm keeping that
00:06:57.700 in my mind.
00:06:58.760 Let's go.
00:06:58.980 Yeah,
00:06:59.280 yeah.
00:06:59.520 All right.
00:07:00.020 There was no brain rot summer though.
00:07:02.360 Have you been around
00:07:03.020 Professor Jacob?
00:07:03.580 There was no brain rot summer.
00:07:04.940 All right.
00:07:06.220 Next up,
00:07:06.840 the new Grand Theft Auto,
00:07:08.200 number 6,
00:07:09.140 takes place
00:07:09.720 in a fictional U.S. state.
00:07:11.840 Which real state
00:07:12.760 is it based on?
00:07:15.800 I don't mean,
00:07:16.280 maybe they'll come out
00:07:16.860 this year.
00:07:17.200 Who knows?
00:07:17.400 Probably not.
00:07:23.020 Michael may actually
00:07:23.820 play this one.
00:07:24.360 This one's pretty,
00:07:25.020 this one is easy,
00:07:26.180 right?
00:07:27.400 You gonna draw it too?
00:07:31.160 He's gonna quickly erase it.
00:07:33.340 What's going on there?
00:07:35.340 I feel like I can see it,
00:07:36.940 so I'm,
00:07:37.280 I'm cheating
00:07:37.980 by looking at your board.
00:07:39.900 Are you,
00:07:40.280 can you see what I'm writing?
00:07:43.360 Vaguely,
00:07:43.760 yeah.
00:07:45.180 But there's like more,
00:07:46.440 there's more flourish
00:07:48.320 than that.
00:07:49.040 Yeah,
00:07:49.320 I wasn't really creative
00:07:50.300 with mine.
00:07:50.700 I'm ready.
00:07:51.380 Oh yeah.
00:07:52.840 I said California.
00:07:54.460 And that's,
00:07:54.920 that's Gavin Newsom.
00:07:57.460 That's your genuine answer?
00:07:59.440 Yeah.
00:08:00.380 Oh.
00:08:01.220 Oh no.
00:08:01.780 No,
00:08:02.000 it's Florida.
00:08:02.420 It's my city.
00:08:03.060 No,
00:08:03.320 I was thinking of San Andres.
00:08:05.100 Oh.
00:08:07.440 Oh.
00:08:08.040 I thought it was obvious.
00:08:09.700 Michael,
00:08:10.060 my future's tied to you.
00:08:11.120 The fact that you missed that
00:08:12.100 is just so brutal.
00:08:12.940 I knew,
00:08:13.460 I knew it was a reboot
00:08:15.440 of one of the two
00:08:16.840 and it was the only one
00:08:18.180 that I ever played
00:08:18.740 was Vice City,
00:08:19.600 but I just confused it
00:08:20.700 because San Andres
00:08:21.440 was the LA one.
00:08:22.980 Wow.
00:08:23.520 We reviewed the trailer
00:08:24.420 on your show.
00:08:25.260 Bro,
00:08:25.540 I had,
00:08:25.800 we talked about it.
00:08:26.720 I had so much Tylenol
00:08:28.000 this morning.
00:08:28.580 I'm sorry.
00:08:29.220 I just overused
00:08:30.460 my Tylenol.
00:08:33.260 That's,
00:08:34.120 what do you think
00:08:34.500 of my Gavin Newsom?
00:08:35.120 I'm not even a gamer
00:08:36.040 and I knew.
00:08:37.160 Yeah,
00:08:37.300 I'm really into drawing.
00:08:37.980 You're Gavin Newsom.
00:08:39.380 Is it okay?
00:08:40.040 It's not.
00:08:40.180 I don't know.
00:08:40.680 He's a little bit more vivacious
00:08:42.140 than the real Gavin Newsom.
00:08:44.180 Than that just
00:08:44.960 American psycho cadaver.
00:08:46.880 Yeah,
00:08:47.140 okay.
00:08:47.880 Yeah.
00:08:48.120 All right.
00:08:48.800 All right.
00:08:49.680 All right.
00:08:50.440 Next up,
00:08:51.080 how many major
00:08:52.020 tabloid level relationships
00:08:53.720 has Taylor Swift
00:08:54.880 been in since
00:08:55.560 entering public life
00:08:56.480 in 2008?
00:08:57.860 This is closest
00:08:58.520 without going over.
00:08:59.080 This is like,
00:08:59.560 this is not like
00:09:00.180 high school mystery
00:09:00.960 boyfriends or whatever.
00:09:01.680 This is like official
00:09:02.500 celebrity,
00:09:04.020 you know,
00:09:04.420 track relationship.
00:09:05.100 could have had a song
00:09:06.020 written about it.
00:09:06.700 Right.
00:09:08.120 Since 2008.
00:09:11.600 Closest to that
00:09:12.220 going over.
00:09:13.020 Mm-hmm.
00:09:13.680 I think I know.
00:09:15.280 It's because she's a witch.
00:09:19.600 Do I have to not go over
00:09:21.260 to win?
00:09:23.060 Right.
00:09:23.480 You have to not go over.
00:09:24.980 But you can get it
00:09:25.720 exactly like you're five foot.
00:09:28.100 That one's going to want me.
00:09:29.020 This is risky.
00:09:30.380 Okay.
00:09:30.980 I'm nervous.
00:09:31.760 I got to get my board
00:09:32.600 off camera.
00:09:33.300 Why?
00:09:33.540 We got to frame this
00:09:34.360 better next time.
00:09:35.080 You see my numbers.
00:09:37.540 Well,
00:09:37.960 it's like blurry.
00:09:38.960 It's fine.
00:09:39.860 It's 18.
00:09:40.960 Oh.
00:09:41.880 It's 18.
00:09:42.360 I think you went way over.
00:09:44.780 No,
00:09:45.000 it's 18.
00:09:45.160 I put 13.
00:09:46.100 No.
00:09:46.760 All right.
00:09:47.200 Y'all both collectively lose
00:09:48.500 because it was 12.
00:09:50.880 Damn it.
00:09:51.800 I knew it was 12.
00:09:53.500 I knew it.
00:09:53.760 I thought if I said it
00:09:54.620 constantly.
00:09:55.060 I said it because
00:09:55.540 she's a witch.
00:09:56.800 I think that
00:09:58.160 her 13 obsession,
00:10:00.520 like she's like obsessed
00:10:01.380 with the number 13.
00:10:02.400 It has to be
00:10:03.620 the 13th guy
00:10:04.680 that she married.
00:10:06.160 So maybe,
00:10:06.960 maybe that means
00:10:08.000 she'll break up
00:10:08.820 with Travis.
00:10:09.420 I don't know.
00:10:10.180 I thought that
00:10:10.940 I could be a witch.
00:10:12.920 I thought I could
00:10:13.520 force the reality
00:10:15.320 to bend to my will
00:10:16.620 by confidently
00:10:17.320 saying 18.
00:10:18.520 But I,
00:10:19.100 I am not a witch
00:10:19.940 like that lady
00:10:21.300 in Delaware.
00:10:21.840 I'm not a witch.
00:10:23.460 All right.
00:10:23.980 What's the score
00:10:24.420 currently?
00:10:25.180 This is bad.
00:10:25.820 asking control room.
00:10:30.600 Three,
00:10:31.120 one,
00:10:31.360 Mary.
00:10:31.820 All right.
00:10:33.280 This is when the comeback
00:10:33.980 starts right here.
00:10:35.540 This is great.
00:10:36.440 I feel good about this
00:10:37.920 because I learned
00:10:38.800 on yes or no
00:10:39.500 that I'm not
00:10:40.100 competitive enough
00:10:41.080 and I'm really bad
00:10:42.100 at following rules.
00:10:43.460 Michael,
00:10:43.900 this is your shot here.
00:10:44.480 Get that bot question.
00:10:45.560 Let's go, baby.
00:10:46.300 Here we go.
00:10:46.840 Which social content
00:10:48.660 format rose the most
00:10:50.000 in popularity in 2025?
00:10:51.860 Was it long form
00:10:53.080 live streams,
00:10:53.760 30-second TikTok duets,
00:10:56.260 vertical shorts
00:10:56.980 under 15 seconds,
00:10:58.480 full-screen VR videos?
00:11:00.820 Which of those form?
00:11:04.260 Which was the most popular?
00:11:06.600 Which rose the most
00:11:07.900 in popularity.
00:11:09.120 So it's,
00:11:09.640 it's like about,
00:11:10.740 it's acceleration,
00:11:11.800 not velocity, right?
00:11:12.780 It's about the growth.
00:11:14.720 Where's the energy at?
00:11:16.400 You got to be a hop,
00:11:17.980 pop culture maven
00:11:19.120 like me to know,
00:11:20.260 but it's obvious.
00:11:21.680 It's obvious.
00:11:22.280 You ready?
00:11:25.120 Is it?
00:11:25.340 All right.
00:11:26.040 What do you have?
00:11:29.140 I did long form live stream.
00:11:31.180 Not even close.
00:11:32.160 15 seconds.
00:11:33.980 The correct answer,
00:11:34.820 which is,
00:11:35.180 I have too much faith
00:11:35.340 in humanity.
00:11:36.340 Which is bad
00:11:37.100 for both of our shows.
00:11:38.440 It's the vertical shorts
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00:11:40.540 Yeah!
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00:11:44.740 But at least taking a point.
00:11:46.140 I was too optimistic.
00:11:47.860 Mm-hmm.
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00:12:59.840 All right,
00:13:00.260 next up,
00:13:00.920 which film became
00:13:01.880 the most viewed
00:13:02.640 Netflix movie ever?
00:13:04.260 This is before Elon Musk
00:13:05.320 completely nuked the platform.
00:13:08.780 I don't know about
00:13:09.860 nuking the platform,
00:13:11.140 but...
00:13:13.140 Which film became
00:13:15.880 the most viewed
00:13:16.880 Netflix movie ever?
00:13:19.900 I have a pretty good guess.
00:13:21.520 There's been some good ones.
00:13:22.180 There was like Bird Box
00:13:23.080 and a few others like that,
00:13:23.880 but this crushed it.
00:13:25.120 I don't...
00:13:26.280 I watch like one television show
00:13:27.740 a year,
00:13:28.140 possibly two.
00:13:29.340 The biggest Netflix movie ever,
00:13:31.200 let's say...
00:13:34.580 Okay, I think I have it.
00:13:36.580 I think...
00:13:36.940 Okay, I've got it.
00:13:37.600 That was a long title.
00:13:39.700 Listen,
00:13:40.120 it's the biggest movie ever.
00:13:41.320 All right,
00:13:41.500 what do you have?
00:13:42.580 Mary Morgan?
00:13:43.140 Knives Out?
00:13:46.280 Hmm.
00:13:47.800 I said...
00:13:48.820 I think it's a pretty good guess.
00:13:49.900 It went to Peter's.
00:13:50.600 Tyler Perry presents
00:13:50.660 Big Madea's House 7.
00:13:53.220 The correct answer
00:13:54.460 is K-pop Demon Hunters.
00:13:56.380 Ah, shoot!
00:13:57.400 I knew that!
00:13:58.400 Ah, I hate that.
00:14:00.780 It got 541 million views
00:14:03.460 in 28 days,
00:14:04.560 which is wild.
00:14:05.180 Wait, that was for...
00:14:06.440 That was for 2025.
00:14:09.000 I was just thinking like
00:14:10.080 the most popular
00:14:10.880 of all time.
00:14:12.260 This still...
00:14:12.800 This is the most popular
00:14:13.760 of all time, though.
00:14:14.240 Because also,
00:14:14.660 Tyler Perry's Big Madea's House 7
00:14:15.960 came out in 2022.
00:14:17.420 Wow.
00:14:17.580 So I also,
00:14:18.540 I guess,
00:14:18.800 was thinking about it that way.
00:14:20.520 Brutal.
00:14:21.160 That's frustrating.
00:14:21.960 That's crazy.
00:14:23.160 I also...
00:14:23.760 I need to point out,
00:14:24.540 I think Mary Morgan
00:14:25.440 is very delayed here,
00:14:26.620 and I think that's giving her
00:14:27.680 a big advantage.
00:14:28.660 I think her stream is delayed,
00:14:30.220 and it's giving her an advantage.
00:14:33.600 I'm watching you put up
00:14:35.120 your answer
00:14:35.580 while I'm still writing mine.
00:14:36.900 It's outrageous.
00:14:37.720 It's outrageous.
00:14:39.460 Cat's out of the bag here.
00:14:41.140 Speaking of views,
00:14:42.440 how many Taylor Swift music videos
00:14:44.180 currently have over
00:14:45.280 1 billion views on YouTube?
00:14:47.480 Closest without going over.
00:14:49.960 Just for reference,
00:14:51.260 you know,
00:14:51.500 the true pop star.
00:14:53.540 Sabrina Carpenter
00:14:54.320 doesn't have a single one
00:14:55.120 over a billion yet,
00:14:55.860 but your girl Taylor's
00:14:57.380 got a couple.
00:14:57.860 Ha ha.
00:14:59.740 She has a couple.
00:15:01.040 I don't even know how many,
00:15:02.280 I don't know how many music videos
00:15:04.280 Taylor Swift has.
00:15:05.980 He just gave us the answer.
00:15:07.900 She said,
00:15:08.360 he said,
00:15:09.100 he,
00:15:09.540 she has a couple.
00:15:10.820 A couple is two.
00:15:12.380 So did you,
00:15:13.480 you just said it's two.
00:15:14.960 Closest without going over,
00:15:15.880 Michaels.
00:15:16.260 All right.
00:15:16.720 Shoot your shot.
00:15:17.480 All right.
00:15:19.920 Wow.
00:15:22.120 It's like,
00:15:22.620 is he lying?
00:15:23.360 Is he a reliable narrator?
00:15:24.860 Is he a reliable moderator?
00:15:26.120 Yeah,
00:15:26.380 I think he's trying,
00:15:27.260 he's trying to lead us away.
00:15:29.180 Cause he's going to be like,
00:15:30.200 it's going to be like 10.
00:15:31.300 He's going to be like,
00:15:31.700 no,
00:15:31.940 like a couple just means
00:15:33.020 more than one or whatever.
00:15:34.380 I was like,
00:15:34.560 not what it means.
00:15:35.040 It means two,
00:15:36.060 but I don't know,
00:15:36.520 maybe,
00:15:36.740 or is it like a double,
00:15:38.640 triple,
00:15:38.980 reverse,
00:15:39.300 Uno card?
00:15:40.180 I'm just trying to keep you
00:15:40.860 competitive with this delay.
00:15:42.040 I don't want to throw
00:15:42.780 Mary Morgan off the scent
00:15:43.800 with this delay.
00:15:45.080 I know the delay.
00:15:46.180 That's real.
00:15:46.700 That's messing me up too.
00:15:47.660 She might've,
00:15:48.620 with the delay,
00:15:49.340 she might've traveled
00:15:49.900 into the future,
00:15:50.880 looked it up on YouTube,
00:15:51.940 come back and then
00:15:52.980 written down the number.
00:15:54.980 I'm thinking about it now
00:15:56.280 and I'm thinking
00:15:56.980 bad blood
00:15:58.680 for sure
00:15:59.780 has a billion views.
00:16:03.960 Blank space
00:16:04.900 for sure
00:16:05.620 has at least
00:16:06.320 a billion views.
00:16:09.620 Maybe
00:16:10.020 look what you made me do.
00:16:12.300 I think that would have
00:16:13.060 a billion views.
00:16:16.500 Yeah,
00:16:17.120 Dancing in the Moonlight
00:16:18.060 probably has like
00:16:19.080 a trillion views.
00:16:21.060 Her best one
00:16:21.720 hasn't quite cracked a million.
00:16:23.260 It's at 950 million.
00:16:24.720 Tutti Frutti
00:16:25.480 has at least
00:16:26.740 a quadrillion views.
00:16:29.220 I don't really know
00:16:30.200 any Taylor Swift songs.
00:16:31.180 I've heard of bad blood.
00:16:32.080 Okay,
00:16:32.240 I say two.
00:16:32.920 I stick by two.
00:16:34.180 Two.
00:16:36.180 I said four.
00:16:37.300 I don't know why.
00:16:38.860 I'm not confident in it,
00:16:40.260 but.
00:16:40.460 The correct answer
00:16:41.960 is five.
00:16:43.180 Mary Morgan
00:16:43.860 pulls ahead more.
00:16:45.660 Uh-huh.
00:16:46.600 Yay.
00:16:48.140 Wow,
00:16:48.640 it feels good
00:16:49.160 to be good at something.
00:16:50.600 There's two
00:16:51.180 over 3.5 billion,
00:16:52.940 which is the
00:16:53.560 blank space
00:16:54.120 and shake it off.
00:16:55.980 You said
00:16:56.740 she had
00:16:57.560 a couple
00:16:58.300 over a billion.
00:17:00.680 I was.
00:17:01.960 You lied.
00:17:02.680 I couldn't just be like,
00:17:03.400 oh, she has one.
00:17:04.440 I'd be like,
00:17:04.800 you know,
00:17:04.960 a couple,
00:17:05.320 a few,
00:17:05.640 like whatever.
00:17:06.440 No, no,
00:17:06.580 a couple and a few
00:17:07.420 are different.
00:17:08.160 You said a couple.
00:17:08.980 A few is three,
00:17:09.500 a couple,
00:17:09.820 yeah.
00:17:09.960 I know.
00:17:10.700 You didn't say a throuple.
00:17:11.460 How many of the views
00:17:12.420 are bots?
00:17:13.440 Like a lot of the YouTube
00:17:14.500 views are bots anyway.
00:17:16.760 I don't know.
00:17:17.420 Great question.
00:17:18.440 You know what else
00:17:18.800 is a great question?
00:17:19.760 Number nine.
00:17:21.080 Someone needs to
00:17:21.920 turn the air on
00:17:23.140 because it's heating up
00:17:24.100 and it's about
00:17:24.940 to get serious
00:17:25.540 because I can tell
00:17:26.280 that Mary Morgan
00:17:26.880 wants to choke
00:17:27.620 Michael out
00:17:28.180 with his new
00:17:28.620 Mayflower silk ties
00:17:30.000 available now.
00:17:30.840 And I know
00:17:32.120 what Michael's feeling.
00:17:34.000 Michael's feeling
00:17:34.600 a little 6'7",
00:17:35.840 if you know what I mean.
00:17:37.140 What did I just mean?
00:17:39.300 Feeling a little 6'7",
00:17:40.500 yeah.
00:17:40.800 I, uh...
00:17:41.800 Is that the question?
00:17:44.300 I was kind of hoping
00:17:45.760 6'7",
00:17:46.300 would be the answer
00:17:47.440 to one later on
00:17:48.540 and I could just use my...
00:17:49.700 If Michael's thinking
00:17:50.640 6'7",
00:17:51.820 like what is he thinking?
00:17:53.140 Like how he goes
00:17:53.620 in the ad read.
00:17:54.180 Things are heating up.
00:17:55.120 Mary Morgan's beating me
00:17:56.060 by like 100 points.
00:17:57.320 It's heating up though.
00:17:58.760 But you can pull ahead here.
00:18:00.120 Can I?
00:18:00.480 I don't know.
00:18:00.740 It's 6'7".
00:18:01.440 It's 6'7".
00:18:02.760 You want to know
00:18:04.480 what it means
00:18:05.160 when someone goes like this?
00:18:06.600 I need you to write down
00:18:07.680 6'7".
00:18:09.720 Like, give me...
00:18:10.680 What does that mean
00:18:11.340 for this 2025 term?
00:18:17.540 Well, I know
00:18:18.740 where it comes from.
00:18:21.080 Do you know
00:18:21.660 the basketball player?
00:18:23.840 It's a basketball thing?
00:18:25.100 Hold on.
00:18:25.420 Now I've got to
00:18:25.800 change my answer.
00:18:26.620 Wait.
00:18:26.960 It's a couple, Michael.
00:18:27.560 Now you're giving us hints.
00:18:28.120 It's a couple.
00:18:29.100 Yeah.
00:18:29.740 I forget the name
00:18:30.500 of the basketball player
00:18:31.380 but I know the name of...
00:18:32.640 where it comes from.
00:18:34.280 Do you know
00:18:34.640 what 420 means?
00:18:36.240 Apparently it means
00:18:37.260 marijuana.
00:18:39.080 I think by the end of this
00:18:40.080 I'm going to be
00:18:40.620 the pop culture maven
00:18:41.540 and I'm just going
00:18:42.100 to win the award.
00:18:42.740 420 is also
00:18:43.500 Hitler's birthday.
00:18:44.460 Did you know that?
00:18:45.940 I'm just trying to tell...
00:18:47.860 Trying to prove
00:18:48.540 I know something
00:18:49.140 about pop culture.
00:18:51.680 I have an okay answer.
00:18:54.520 It's like part of the answer.
00:18:56.600 You know what's
00:18:56.920 even better than okay?
00:18:57.980 Michael Knowles'
00:18:58.720 Mayflower Silk Cigar
00:18:59.760 is available on
00:19:00.380 dwshop.com.
00:19:01.680 Silk Cigar
00:19:02.360 as he says.
00:19:03.620 He's selling
00:19:04.240 my silk cigar.
00:19:05.860 This is a disaster.
00:19:07.960 This is a complete Shonda.
00:19:10.800 All right.
00:19:11.200 What do you have, Michael?
00:19:11.720 I say it means
00:19:12.460 moderately acceptable.
00:19:14.180 Like it's not like
00:19:14.840 it's on a scale
00:19:15.620 of one to ten.
00:19:16.200 It's like six, seven.
00:19:18.340 This is the Skrilla.
00:19:19.140 What's the Skrilla?
00:19:19.740 What's the name
00:19:19.880 of the rapper?
00:19:21.880 I think this is
00:19:22.820 the name of the rapper
00:19:23.740 that made the song
00:19:25.160 that was used to...
00:19:28.060 like over the videos
00:19:28.960 of the basketball player
00:19:29.880 that you mentioned, Ben.
00:19:31.640 You are...
00:19:32.320 That is correct.
00:19:34.480 And that is kind of
00:19:35.320 the origin of the term,
00:19:36.260 but that's not
00:19:36.760 what the term means.
00:19:37.820 What's it mean?
00:19:38.700 Does it mean
00:19:39.200 moderately acceptable?
00:19:40.140 Wait, I think I know
00:19:41.000 what it means now.
00:19:41.820 It means nothing.
00:19:42.980 It's just like Dada.
00:19:43.940 It's like nothing.
00:19:44.600 It's...
00:19:44.980 Six, seven.
00:19:47.160 I love Dada.
00:19:48.120 I got to kick it.
00:19:48.680 Wow.
00:19:48.900 Yeah, that's kind of the point.
00:19:50.160 Is Skrilla like Skillet?
00:19:52.840 I know Skillet.
00:19:54.820 They're a Christian band.
00:19:55.860 I've never listened to Skrilla.
00:19:57.720 I've listened to Skrillex.
00:19:59.640 Is he allowed to say Skriller?
00:20:01.060 I don't know what these
00:20:01.100 authors are doing.
00:20:03.040 But like we have to say Skriller.
00:20:05.480 That might be offensive
00:20:06.720 to many communities.
00:20:07.660 I'm asking.
00:20:08.380 I don't know.
00:20:12.260 All right.
00:20:13.120 Next question.
00:20:13.900 No more of the S word.
00:20:15.160 Yeah, before we get
00:20:16.120 knocked off YouTube.
00:20:17.040 What does Taylor Swift
00:20:17.840 pledge allegiance to
00:20:19.040 in her new song
00:20:19.860 The Fate of Ophelia?
00:20:21.960 And for Michael,
00:20:22.620 if you don't know,
00:20:23.060 Ophelia is a popular character
00:20:25.000 in a very popular play.
00:20:26.260 Thanks for informing me.
00:20:27.500 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:28.000 He doesn't know that.
00:20:29.300 No.
00:20:29.780 Can we give multiple answers?
00:20:31.840 Yeah, I want to give you
00:20:32.820 A, B, C, and D.
00:20:33.740 So the first option is
00:20:35.140 she pledged allegiance to
00:20:36.560 the land,
00:20:37.740 the sea,
00:20:38.540 and the sky.
00:20:40.440 B, your pants,
00:20:41.900 your feels, my guy.
00:20:43.400 Krr.
00:20:44.660 C, your hands,
00:20:45.940 your team,
00:20:46.720 your vibe.
00:20:48.700 D, the American flag.
00:20:51.420 This is what
00:20:52.020 Ophelia pledges allegiance to?
00:20:53.680 This is what Taylor
00:20:54.420 pledges allegiance to
00:20:55.360 in her song,
00:20:56.140 The Fate of Ophelia.
00:20:56.620 I watched your reaction
00:20:57.880 to the music video.
00:20:58.900 You should know this.
00:21:00.180 I should.
00:21:00.960 I know, but I forgot.
00:21:05.380 It's been like two days
00:21:06.420 since I saw it.
00:21:07.040 That was the only time
00:21:07.960 I listened to the song.
00:21:09.340 Can you read the answers again?
00:21:09.660 I think I'm honored.
00:21:11.000 Is it the land,
00:21:12.000 the sea,
00:21:12.420 and the sky,
00:21:13.460 your pants,
00:21:14.180 your feels,
00:21:14.680 my guy,
00:21:15.620 your hands,
00:21:16.300 your team,
00:21:16.800 your vibe,
00:21:17.640 or the American flag?
00:21:19.040 It should be the American flag
00:21:20.420 is what it should be.
00:21:22.400 It's not.
00:21:23.080 It's definitely,
00:21:25.020 can I move the per
00:21:26.320 to a different answer?
00:21:28.460 You can.
00:21:29.280 Thank you.
00:21:29.840 I will allow it.
00:21:30.560 The American flag.
00:21:33.080 I can't get the trail, man.
00:21:35.480 Thanks, I hate it.
00:21:36.840 You gotta be a little bit
00:21:38.240 Mediterranean for that,
00:21:39.280 you know?
00:21:39.680 I was trying to give
00:21:40.220 Michael hints with that
00:21:41.080 because he does it
00:21:41.680 on all the shows now
00:21:42.400 just to make people
00:21:42.980 uncomfortable.
00:21:45.000 All right.
00:21:46.960 This is,
00:21:47.600 it's getting weird, man.
00:21:49.040 It's getting weird.
00:21:49.480 Weird episode.
00:21:50.840 I think it's the delay.
00:21:54.060 Yeah.
00:21:56.740 I put C
00:21:57.640 because I know
00:21:58.820 my Taylor Swift.
00:21:59.780 It's A.
00:22:00.860 It's A, I'm afraid.
00:22:02.120 It is.
00:22:02.420 It is not A
00:22:03.100 and you are getting
00:22:03.560 completely destroyed.
00:22:04.440 It is C,
00:22:04.920 your hands,
00:22:05.520 your vibe.
00:22:05.560 No, she does not.
00:22:07.140 Travis Kelsey,
00:22:08.100 your team,
00:22:08.620 your vibe,
00:22:08.920 your hands.
00:22:09.720 Hold on.
00:22:10.460 Hold on.
00:22:11.120 I'm pulling up the lyrics.
00:22:11.920 What's that song called?
00:22:12.660 Ophelia?
00:22:13.320 I'm not even a Swifty.
00:22:14.780 Like, I'm kind of a hater,
00:22:16.100 but I'm a studied hater.
00:22:17.740 Fate of Ophelia lyrics.
00:22:20.000 The play is called Hamlet
00:22:21.460 and the guy who shakes through
00:22:22.840 the Fate of Ophelia lyrics.
00:22:26.020 It just came out.
00:22:27.000 Keep it 100
00:22:27.960 on the land,
00:22:28.820 the sea,
00:22:29.180 the sky.
00:22:29.920 Pledge allegiance to
00:22:31.000 your hands,
00:22:34.440 your team,
00:22:34.820 your vibes.
00:22:36.820 I was so confident.
00:22:40.080 She is a Swifty.
00:22:40.860 That's so cringy.
00:22:41.860 Why did,
00:22:42.180 why did the Chiefs
00:22:42.960 get a shout out on the song?
00:22:44.560 What do they have to do
00:22:45.200 with anything?
00:22:46.040 Is that a Chiefs thing?
00:22:46.900 She's talking about his team.
00:22:51.080 Yeah,
00:22:51.360 Travis Kelsey plays
00:22:52.320 for the Chiefs.
00:22:52.780 Team.
00:22:53.020 Oh, man.
00:22:54.520 I.
00:22:55.460 Yeah.
00:22:56.540 They have a losing record
00:22:57.560 since you released
00:22:58.220 the song, though.
00:23:00.080 Coincidence?
00:23:02.220 They didn't ask
00:23:03.180 to be involved in this.
00:23:04.520 No.
00:23:04.960 All right.
00:23:06.280 Number 11.
00:23:06.720 Which actress
00:23:07.640 is rumored to be
00:23:08.520 shifting towards
00:23:09.360 maximalist glam
00:23:10.800 in 2025?
00:23:12.540 Is it A, Zendaya?
00:23:13.740 B, Florence Pugh?
00:23:15.140 C, Sabrina Carpenter?
00:23:16.540 D, Emma Stone?
00:23:18.340 Is Sabrina Carpenter
00:23:20.660 an actress?
00:23:22.260 Yes.
00:23:22.700 She started out
00:23:23.420 as an actress
00:23:23.980 on Disney.
00:23:25.600 Interesting.
00:23:26.220 Name that show.
00:23:28.980 For a bonus point?
00:23:30.640 Hannah Montana.
00:23:32.660 I could do it.
00:23:33.860 It's Girl Meets World, right?
00:23:35.160 It's not Hannah Montana.
00:23:36.620 It's not Hannah Montana.
00:23:37.720 Yeah.
00:23:38.300 Bluey.
00:23:38.860 Was it Bluey?
00:23:40.780 Who's the first one
00:23:41.700 you said?
00:23:42.400 Zendaya?
00:23:43.320 Florence Pugh?
00:23:44.020 No, it's Zendaya
00:23:44.860 is how it's pronounced.
00:23:45.580 Zendaya?
00:23:46.020 He doesn't even know.
00:23:46.640 Florence Pugh,
00:23:46.840 Sabrina Carpenter,
00:23:47.520 Emma Stone.
00:23:49.980 Maximalist glam?
00:23:51.480 Y'all are both
00:23:52.020 really into fashions.
00:23:52.900 I figured this would be
00:23:53.460 a real nail-biter here.
00:23:54.800 Yeah, it's not going
00:23:55.840 to be Hermione.
00:23:56.700 She's gone very feminist,
00:23:58.280 right?
00:23:58.540 So it's going to be,
00:24:00.380 I don't know.
00:24:00.840 She wasn't on the list.
00:24:02.820 Maximalist glam?
00:24:03.400 I don't know what that is.
00:24:04.060 Hermione's on the list,
00:24:04.860 right?
00:24:04.960 Didn't you say Emma Watson?
00:24:05.960 Yeah.
00:24:06.620 No, you said Emma Stone,
00:24:08.280 right?
00:24:08.840 Oh, yeah, Emma Stone.
00:24:09.760 Oh, Emma Stone.
00:24:11.100 Yeah.
00:24:11.780 Oh, well, Emma Stone,
00:24:13.240 I don't know.
00:24:13.880 I'm, hmm.
00:24:16.760 Hmm.
00:24:19.700 Is that a smiley face?
00:24:21.660 This has been
00:24:22.140 the most educational
00:24:23.060 piece of content
00:24:24.320 that Michael Knowles
00:24:24.860 has produced in 2025.
00:24:26.320 Without question.
00:24:27.080 We're learning so much.
00:24:28.180 Hold on.
00:24:28.740 Hold on.
00:24:28.800 is it a portrait?
00:24:33.700 Sabrina Carpenter.
00:24:35.860 It's Sabrina Carpenter.
00:24:36.980 Let's go.
00:24:38.880 No.
00:24:39.760 Let's go.
00:24:40.520 It's not Emma Stone.
00:24:41.380 I don't know.
00:24:42.120 I was going off
00:24:43.460 of Emma Stone's
00:24:44.780 Vogue cover.
00:24:46.260 She was in the cover
00:24:47.240 of the September issue
00:24:48.640 for Vogue.
00:24:49.560 She's very pretty.
00:24:50.620 She's very beautiful,
00:24:51.600 but no,
00:24:52.340 she's not glam.
00:24:53.980 We need my girl Sabrina
00:24:55.160 for the glam.
00:24:55.780 I guess not.
00:24:56.520 Yeah.
00:24:57.460 I guess not.
00:24:58.520 Yeah.
00:25:00.240 Black portrait
00:25:01.020 could have been anybody.
00:25:02.260 That could have been Zendaya
00:25:03.900 or Zendaya
00:25:04.840 as Mr. Dady.
00:25:05.700 That could have been me.
00:25:06.820 That could have,
00:25:07.260 that could have not.
00:25:08.240 I should have saved yours.
00:25:09.760 I should have had
00:25:10.080 a separate board.
00:25:12.220 Speaking of women,
00:25:13.740 celebrities,
00:25:14.140 which female celebrity
00:25:15.620 has the most husbands?
00:25:18.180 A, Drew Barrymore,
00:25:19.560 B, Kim Kardashian,
00:25:20.900 C, Scarlett Johansson,
00:25:22.060 D, Jennifer Lopez.
00:25:25.600 Which celebrity
00:25:26.600 has had the most husbands?
00:25:29.520 J-Lo has had
00:25:30.160 a lot of engagements,
00:25:31.320 but I don't remember
00:25:32.060 how many of them
00:25:32.860 actually culminated
00:25:34.240 in a marriage.
00:25:39.600 Hmm.
00:25:42.420 We'll do closest
00:25:43.220 without going over.
00:25:43.980 Are we doing a portrait again?
00:25:45.620 Wait.
00:25:46.200 No, I'm just kidding.
00:25:46.700 I'm just kidding.
00:25:47.060 Closest?
00:25:47.720 Yeah.
00:25:48.240 No, it's like, right.
00:25:49.800 Michael Strauss out.
00:25:50.720 Yeah, okay.
00:25:51.480 All right,
00:25:51.860 what do you have, Mary?
00:25:54.020 I put J-Lo.
00:25:56.380 I said Halle Berry.
00:25:57.420 Because she's been engaged
00:25:58.360 like seven times, right?
00:26:01.220 You put Halle Berry on.
00:26:02.300 Halle Berry.
00:26:03.080 It's Halle Berry.
00:26:03.940 It's uncanny.
00:26:05.300 Is it?
00:26:05.500 She had that short haircut
00:26:06.520 for a while, remember,
00:26:07.280 when she was kissing
00:26:07.900 the guy from The Pianist?
00:26:12.200 Remember?
00:26:13.200 No.
00:26:13.520 You don't remember that?
00:26:14.360 You don't remember that?
00:26:14.960 Yeah.
00:26:15.200 Anyway, that's why
00:26:16.040 I did the short hair.
00:26:17.060 It's her.
00:26:17.900 The correct answer is J-Lo.
00:26:20.540 At four,
00:26:21.260 all the rest have been married
00:26:22.020 three times.
00:26:23.420 I really know my stuff.
00:26:24.880 I need to fact check this.
00:26:25.480 But I just thought
00:26:25.960 if you've been engaged
00:26:26.780 like seven times like J-Lo,
00:26:28.740 at least some of them
00:26:29.660 actually ended in a marriage.
00:26:31.900 It has to be.
00:26:33.920 I wonder how many times,
00:26:35.500 yeah, she's been engaged, but.
00:26:37.060 Halle Berry.
00:26:38.680 It's a lot.
00:26:40.180 Halle Berry was married
00:26:41.840 to David Justice.
00:26:42.780 I remember that.
00:26:43.720 New York Yankee.
00:26:45.120 Yeah, Eric Benet
00:26:46.520 and Olivier Martinez.
00:26:50.620 But she had other partners,
00:26:52.160 Gabrielle Aubrey
00:26:53.140 and Van Hunt.
00:26:55.680 But they didn't get married.
00:26:56.800 Kim kind of takes the,
00:26:58.300 she takes the prize
00:27:00.000 for the shortest marriage, though.
00:27:02.060 Remember?
00:27:02.680 Yeah, it was a basketball player.
00:27:02.720 She had a 72-day-long marriage.
00:27:05.000 Bruce Humphreys, yeah.
00:27:06.440 All right.
00:27:07.600 Next question.
00:27:08.900 Bad Bunny was just announced
00:27:10.000 as the Super Bowl
00:27:10.760 halftime show performer.
00:27:12.560 Which of the following
00:27:13.600 is one of his songs?
00:27:15.700 Is it A, Senoriti,
00:27:17.320 B, Dicati,
00:27:18.900 C, Mamaciti,
00:27:20.260 or D, Margariti?
00:27:23.000 I'm going to say
00:27:23.640 it's Southern possible.
00:27:25.060 This is like,
00:27:25.540 remember in the 2000s
00:27:26.740 when rappers would be like,
00:27:28.060 like, shizzle, frizzle,
00:27:29.640 whatever,
00:27:30.020 that's what it sounds like,
00:27:30.860 but the Mexican version.
00:27:31.900 Okay, so,
00:27:33.140 let's see.
00:27:34.340 One of these is real.
00:27:35.380 English on the U.S. day.
00:27:36.740 Yeah.
00:27:37.080 One of these is real,
00:27:38.280 and one of these
00:27:38.740 has 1.5 million views
00:27:40.560 on YouTube.
00:27:41.960 Well, I definitely can't spell
00:27:44.040 the one that I'm going to
00:27:46.500 put as my answer,
00:27:47.820 so
00:27:48.300 I think it's the most realistic.
00:27:52.540 Senoriti,
00:27:54.620 Daciti,
00:27:55.820 Mamaciti,
00:27:56.820 Margariti.
00:27:57.940 Which one of those is real?
00:28:00.060 I got it.
00:28:01.300 What do you got?
00:28:02.860 Tecate.
00:28:03.580 It's Tecate.
00:28:06.380 I don't remember which one that was,
00:28:07.860 but I put B.
00:28:08.960 Y'all are both correct.
00:28:09.920 Yeah, let's go.
00:28:10.920 Was it the same one?
00:28:11.700 Okay.
00:28:12.460 It sounded the hardest
00:28:13.660 to spell and pronounce,
00:28:15.500 so that was my guess.
00:28:17.460 Margariti was too...
00:28:18.340 I don't listen to Bad Bunny.
00:28:20.120 Yeah, no.
00:28:20.960 Number 14.
00:28:22.040 What percentage of adults
00:28:23.120 have had at least one romantic
00:28:24.880 or intimate relationship
00:28:26.300 with an AI system
00:28:27.760 closest without going over with?
00:28:30.340 And we're defining adult as 18 plus.
00:28:32.500 Yes.
00:28:34.300 This is pop culture.
00:28:36.120 Okay.
00:28:37.440 It's modern relationships.
00:28:39.240 They say they have
00:28:42.160 or that they would?
00:28:43.540 Have.
00:28:44.560 These have already occurred,
00:28:45.700 apparently.
00:28:47.080 At least one romantic
00:28:48.600 or intimate relationship
00:28:50.580 with an AI system.
00:28:51.540 Like they do weird porn stuff with it?
00:28:54.400 Couldn't tell you.
00:28:55.720 You couldn't tell me?
00:28:57.160 Yeah, all right.
00:28:58.160 Yeah, I don't know.
00:28:59.600 Closest without going over.
00:29:00.760 Remember.
00:29:02.140 The guilty fleeth
00:29:03.240 when none pursueth,
00:29:04.580 Mr. Davies.
00:29:06.200 It's like 1.5 million.
00:29:07.360 Wait, are you looking
00:29:11.320 for a percent or a number?
00:29:13.380 Percent.
00:29:13.940 I said percent.
00:29:14.960 Just a couple of percent.
00:29:16.200 Just a couple of percent.
00:29:17.580 Don't worry.
00:29:18.580 Six, seven.
00:29:19.580 Six, seven couple percent.
00:29:21.240 All right.
00:29:23.980 I have a doomer answer.
00:29:26.000 It's quite high.
00:29:27.540 Michael, yeah.
00:29:28.900 And this is a doomer answer for me.
00:29:30.780 I would say 1% of American adults,
00:29:32.880 which is a shocking number of people.
00:29:35.540 Apparently, Mary Morgan.
00:29:36.000 I said 15 because...
00:29:38.880 Do you think people are freaks?
00:29:41.520 I think...
00:29:42.060 Yeah.
00:29:42.340 Apparently, you're underestiming yourself.
00:29:43.700 I think you must be like
00:29:44.520 a basket of roses
00:29:45.560 because the real doomer answer
00:29:46.740 is 28%.
00:29:48.060 28%.
00:29:49.400 Oh, that's fake.
00:29:50.960 No.
00:29:51.900 Multiple articles
00:29:52.760 were talking about that.
00:29:53.380 We were looking it up this morning.
00:29:54.360 No.
00:29:55.060 I mean, whatever.
00:29:56.080 You figure...
00:29:56.620 Okay, so it's guys.
00:29:58.540 How many guys watch porn?
00:29:59.860 It's got adult guys
00:30:01.300 got to be 80% or something,
00:30:03.620 at least 70%.
00:30:04.600 And then if the idea is
00:30:07.620 this is just like new porn,
00:30:09.280 so then you're like 70% of guys.
00:30:10.780 But that's still...
00:30:11.460 Yeah, that takes you
00:30:12.020 to like 30% of the country.
00:30:13.760 Wow.
00:30:14.460 Crazy.
00:30:15.800 Yeah.
00:30:16.420 And I saw a different survey
00:30:17.880 that said like
00:30:18.640 something like 45%
00:30:20.760 responded that they would
00:30:23.020 have a relationship
00:30:24.000 with some sort of AI system.
00:30:27.820 And I'm guessing about
00:30:29.300 like half of them
00:30:30.280 would actually do it
00:30:31.440 if the opportunity arose.
00:30:35.260 It's a doomer.
00:30:35.720 This is our future.
00:30:36.960 It's very doomer.
00:30:37.700 I've long thought once they...
00:30:38.800 I guess it's good
00:30:38.920 that they're not going
00:30:39.600 to create new humans.
00:30:42.160 Well, yeah.
00:30:42.740 Well, that's true.
00:30:43.320 I always thought
00:30:43.880 once they figure out
00:30:44.920 AI and robots
00:30:47.320 and then porn
00:30:48.300 immediately affects
00:30:49.060 any new technology,
00:30:50.380 so they'll basically
00:30:51.560 make the AI porn
00:30:53.640 robot sex slaves,
00:30:54.940 at that point
00:30:55.680 the human race
00:30:56.480 will go extinct
00:30:57.820 because there'll be
00:30:59.200 no more children.
00:31:01.280 Yeah, and it's interesting
00:31:02.280 that Elon Musk
00:31:03.480 is kvetching all the time
00:31:05.060 about the birth rate decline
00:31:06.780 and yet he's encouraging men
00:31:08.800 to take up
00:31:09.920 AI girlfriends
00:31:10.680 with Grok.
00:31:12.120 Yeah.
00:31:12.560 That's quite ironic.
00:31:14.120 Yeah.
00:31:15.100 He doesn't make them
00:31:15.820 kind of anime and weird, though.
00:31:17.040 Maybe he's just trying
00:31:17.700 to like throw them off.
00:31:18.740 I don't know.
00:31:18.960 Yeah.
00:31:19.420 They're weirdly sexy, though.
00:31:20.820 Isn't that weird?
00:31:21.280 It makes it even worse.
00:31:21.660 Speaking of sexy,
00:31:23.000 Olivia Rodrigo
00:31:23.940 had beef with an artist
00:31:25.600 over their shared ex,
00:31:27.880 Joshua Bassett.
00:31:29.380 Who was this person?
00:31:30.420 Is it Sabrina Carpenter,
00:31:31.540 Selena Gomez,
00:31:32.900 Ariana Grande,
00:31:33.720 or Doja Cat?
00:31:34.680 Who also dated
00:31:35.880 this guy?
00:31:38.520 Joshua Bassett.
00:31:39.260 Doja Cat.
00:31:40.900 I know this one.
00:31:42.940 It's the lore.
00:31:43.460 How was that for a
00:31:43.680 stumbled segue?
00:31:45.160 What's the lore?
00:31:45.780 It's the lore
00:31:48.660 in one of Olivia's songs
00:31:50.100 that was viral on TikTok.
00:31:51.760 I hated it.
00:31:55.340 What's nice is
00:31:56.140 we're not even
00:31:56.540 going to have to read
00:31:57.040 Michael's.
00:31:57.580 This is a really
00:31:57.880 complex process.
00:31:59.120 When he reveals this,
00:32:00.260 it's going to be so uncanny.
00:32:01.320 You want to have to say?
00:32:05.420 We're getting a...
00:32:06.640 Hold on.
00:32:07.200 Are we getting a torso
00:32:07.880 this time?
00:32:08.960 Well, you may be.
00:32:11.060 Don't.
00:32:12.180 Hold on.
00:32:12.820 I'm scared.
00:32:13.720 Yeah, okay.
00:32:14.340 No, all right.
00:32:14.880 There we go.
00:32:15.780 And, yeah.
00:32:19.520 It's Doja Cat.
00:32:24.340 No, that would be
00:32:25.340 like predatory.
00:32:26.600 It was Sabrina.
00:32:28.140 It is Sabrina.
00:32:29.180 Sabrina.
00:32:30.140 Do you ever see
00:32:30.700 in Tom and Jerry?
00:32:31.760 In the song.
00:32:32.700 In Tom and Jerry,
00:32:33.800 this was from like
00:32:34.660 the 60s.
00:32:35.460 I was playing them
00:32:36.120 for my kids.
00:32:37.100 They have this
00:32:38.120 like really sexy cat.
00:32:39.900 This like hot cat.
00:32:41.120 I remember her.
00:32:42.020 You know the one
00:32:42.680 that's like...
00:32:43.780 And anyway,
00:32:44.640 that's what I pictured
00:32:45.380 Doja Cat to be.
00:32:46.820 Yeah.
00:32:47.260 And she has like
00:32:47.760 red lipstick on
00:32:49.100 and everything.
00:32:50.260 Yeah.
00:32:50.580 Yeah.
00:32:51.640 Olivia's song says
00:32:52.880 like you're probably
00:32:53.920 with that blonde girl
00:32:56.200 and she's talking
00:32:57.800 about Sabrina.
00:32:59.340 Wow.
00:33:00.020 But it was all over
00:33:00.640 a guy that
00:33:01.700 looks 12 anyway.
00:33:04.220 Hmm.
00:33:05.780 How old is Sabrina?
00:33:06.960 Joshua Bassett.
00:33:07.980 I'm sure he's a nice guy.
00:33:09.520 Sabrina?
00:33:10.540 Yeah.
00:33:10.900 I think Sabrina is 25.
00:33:12.800 Okay.
00:33:13.300 Now.
00:33:15.100 Not then.
00:33:16.940 How old is Doja Cat?
00:33:17.760 A little older
00:33:18.480 than Olivia Rodrigo.
00:33:21.540 How old is Doja Cat?
00:33:22.200 She's the older woman.
00:33:24.600 Doja Cat?
00:33:25.600 Let me guess.
00:33:26.720 I think that Doja Cat
00:33:29.140 is in her 30s.
00:33:30.580 I could be wrong.
00:33:31.200 So do you know
00:33:31.960 that would make her
00:33:32.880 210 years old
00:33:35.300 if she were Doja Dog?
00:33:38.540 In dog years.
00:33:43.000 Is that math correct?
00:33:44.320 Did you just like
00:33:44.780 nail that?
00:33:45.300 I think so.
00:33:45.900 I have no idea.
00:33:47.280 I'm not going to
00:33:47.720 fact check you on that.
00:33:48.840 Thank you.
00:33:49.340 Michael, this is almost
00:33:50.140 as doomer as the
00:33:51.160 AI relationship question
00:33:52.780 but you are losing
00:33:53.580 9-4 to Mary Morgan
00:33:54.940 right now.
00:33:55.240 That's 6-7
00:33:56.040 is what that is.
00:33:57.980 There's still time
00:33:59.380 to come back.
00:34:00.260 All right.
00:34:00.740 Here we go.
00:34:01.280 Next up,
00:34:01.820 a popular internet
00:34:02.820 theory claims
00:34:03.680 which male music artist
00:34:05.240 is married to a woman
00:34:06.480 who stalked him
00:34:07.700 since childhood
00:34:08.460 based on viral photos
00:34:09.940 of her appearing
00:34:10.600 in the background
00:34:11.180 of his life for years?
00:34:13.740 Is it A,
00:34:14.940 Kid Leroy?
00:34:17.120 B, Justin Bieber?
00:34:18.780 C, Bryson Tiller?
00:34:20.600 D,
00:34:21.280 Pai Dolla $ign?
00:34:24.380 Michael knows this.
00:34:26.020 I actually,
00:34:26.700 I have this one
00:34:27.420 pretty well done.
00:34:28.820 He's down the rabbit hole
00:34:29.640 in this one.
00:34:30.240 This was kind of a layup.
00:34:30.940 This one,
00:34:31.780 this story was huge.
00:34:33.960 Yeah.
00:34:34.680 He's a big Kid Leroy fan.
00:34:36.260 All right,
00:34:36.400 what do you have?
00:34:37.440 I said E for Emmanuel Macron.
00:34:39.300 I hope that doesn't cost us
00:34:43.380 a billion dollars.
00:34:46.000 Correct answer is
00:34:47.060 Justin Bieber.
00:34:48.340 It is Justin Bieber.
00:34:49.400 Wait,
00:34:49.820 she stalked him?
00:34:51.300 Mrs. Bieber stalked him?
00:34:53.080 Allegedly.
00:34:54.020 Wow.
00:34:54.760 Allegedly,
00:34:55.240 allegedly.
00:34:55.540 She's very pretty.
00:34:56.540 She's very pretty.
00:34:56.800 For years.
00:34:56.960 For years,
00:34:57.100 like while she was,
00:34:58.600 she started stalking him
00:35:00.020 allegedly when she was like
00:35:01.520 12 years old.
00:35:03.340 That's dedication.
00:35:04.620 And all the women
00:35:05.260 saw this story
00:35:06.420 and they were like,
00:35:07.480 I don't know,
00:35:07.960 it's kind of crazy,
00:35:08.700 but I respect it.
00:35:09.660 Like maybe we need to
00:35:10.560 normalize female aggression.
00:35:12.720 Yeah.
00:35:15.280 It's true.
00:35:15.860 I could have,
00:35:16.420 I could have used a more,
00:35:17.680 a little more aggressiveness
00:35:18.720 from the ladies,
00:35:19.460 you know,
00:35:19.600 during my,
00:35:19.980 some of my single periods
00:35:20.960 come up.
00:35:22.100 Hey, Michael.
00:35:23.420 In these topsy-turvy times,
00:35:25.300 what are we to do
00:35:26.280 when men don't ask us out?
00:35:28.080 We have to be the pursuers,
00:35:29.780 which means we have
00:35:31.280 to stalk them.
00:35:32.280 Speaking of aggressive women,
00:35:33.680 this female artist
00:35:34.840 was labeled a homewrecker
00:35:36.080 after allegedly causing
00:35:37.460 a divorce by sleeping
00:35:38.660 with her married co-star,
00:35:40.120 a new dad,
00:35:40.820 and his wife's
00:35:41.700 high school sweetheart.
00:35:43.540 She later dropped the song
00:35:45.020 Yes and,
00:35:46.600 who is she?
00:35:48.120 Did Cardi B,
00:35:49.060 Doja Cat,
00:35:49.760 Selena Gomez,
00:35:50.260 or Ariana Grande?
00:35:52.280 These are like too easy.
00:35:54.900 Is it just easy for me
00:35:56.140 because I talk about this stuff?
00:35:58.880 I got that.
00:35:59.720 Even I got this one.
00:36:00.960 He's writing confidently.
00:36:02.300 Yeah.
00:36:03.000 These were huge stories.
00:36:06.380 It's stage four ho,
00:36:08.720 Ariana Grande.
00:36:10.160 Ariana Grande.
00:36:12.040 Not Ariana Pequeño,
00:36:14.140 but Ariana Grande.
00:36:15.740 That's how I wrote that.
00:36:17.160 You are both correct.
00:36:18.860 Now, the current score
00:36:19.640 is 11-5,
00:36:20.660 which does make
00:36:21.360 Mary Morgan the victor.
00:36:22.320 However,
00:36:23.580 this is a gentleman's game
00:36:24.720 and it's never too late
00:36:26.480 to come back.
00:36:27.740 So if you're feeling frisky,
00:36:29.340 you can risk it all
00:36:30.240 on an all or nothing
00:36:31.860 bonus question
00:36:32.680 for the last round,
00:36:33.380 Mary.
00:36:33.440 Mary Morgan,
00:36:34.000 you want to do it?
00:36:34.680 Are you going to risk it all?
00:36:37.960 Yeah.
00:36:39.060 Yes!
00:36:39.420 Yes!
00:36:40.780 Oh, let's go!
00:36:43.380 We had to just build
00:36:44.080 her confidence
00:36:44.640 in those last questions.
00:36:45.980 Yeah.
00:36:47.080 No, this is going to rig it
00:36:49.000 in Michael's favor.
00:36:50.060 I know.
00:36:50.460 It better rig it in my favor.
00:36:52.360 Let's go.
00:36:52.840 What is it?
00:36:53.200 You dirty riggers.
00:36:54.420 Yeah.
00:36:55.940 It's rig us.
00:36:57.040 It's for us.
00:36:58.360 No, for you.
00:36:59.300 Not for...
00:36:59.700 I'm the rigger.
00:37:00.980 Yeah, that's my word.
00:37:01.980 Okay.
00:37:02.180 All right.
00:37:04.460 He is an expert in this.
00:37:05.660 In 2025,
00:37:07.800 OnlyFans' top earners
00:37:09.240 include Bella Thorne,
00:37:10.560 Iggy Azalea,
00:37:11.840 and Bad Baby,
00:37:12.900 and it was topped
00:37:13.800 by Sophie Reign.
00:37:15.660 How much did Sophie Reign
00:37:17.240 reportedly earn
00:37:18.280 in one year?
00:37:19.140 Closest without going over.
00:37:21.100 Wow.
00:37:21.680 Man, some people have it all.
00:37:22.880 You know,
00:37:23.180 if Bad Baby
00:37:23.960 can make all this money
00:37:25.020 on OnlyFans
00:37:25.720 and then headline
00:37:26.580 the Super Bowl
00:37:27.260 the following year,
00:37:28.280 it's just amazing.
00:37:32.180 How much did Sophie Reign make?
00:37:34.100 I think I have the number.
00:37:34.580 Sophie Reign is the top one
00:37:35.860 on OnlyFans?
00:37:37.500 I don't know.
00:37:38.280 I've heard crazy numbers
00:37:39.380 for like OnlyFans generally.
00:37:41.980 Even though most of them
00:37:42.580 make like $3 ever.
00:37:43.600 Who knows if she's telling the truth?
00:37:44.220 Yeah.
00:37:45.240 She might be lying.
00:37:46.540 We never know.
00:37:48.440 Hold on.
00:37:49.040 And they're certainly
00:37:49.500 lying to the government.
00:37:50.780 You're telling me
00:37:51.540 a prostitute would lie?
00:37:53.380 Hold on.
00:37:53.720 There's no way.
00:37:54.660 I don't believe it.
00:37:59.540 You know,
00:38:00.120 this Sophie Reign girl
00:38:01.120 is the one
00:38:01.580 that got into a feud
00:38:02.560 with Bonnie Blue
00:38:03.460 because she was like,
00:38:04.760 you're tarnishing
00:38:05.660 the reputation
00:38:06.720 of sex workers
00:38:07.980 everywhere, Bonnie.
00:38:09.460 Right.
00:38:10.140 That's right.
00:38:11.380 Some of us are in it
00:38:12.340 because it's empowering
00:38:13.400 and beautiful
00:38:14.180 and you're just in it
00:38:15.720 for a spectacle.
00:38:17.300 You're just in it
00:38:17.760 for love of the game,
00:38:18.640 you know?
00:38:19.680 Money's only...
00:38:20.760 Everyone's a freak
00:38:21.900 until Bonnie Blue
00:38:22.940 pulls up.
00:38:26.760 Yeah,
00:38:27.180 it is crazy
00:38:27.760 because you see
00:38:28.580 this gal
00:38:30.080 who appears
00:38:30.760 to have been hollowed
00:38:31.540 out by like
00:38:32.080 very,
00:38:32.720 very evil
00:38:33.440 forces
00:38:34.800 and she seems
00:38:35.940 to be like
00:38:36.400 almost,
00:38:36.840 you know,
00:38:37.300 like 700 years old
00:38:39.320 with this wizened...
00:38:40.480 And then you find out
00:38:41.260 she's like 23
00:38:41.960 or something.
00:38:43.020 Like,
00:38:43.340 oh man,
00:38:43.860 lady,
00:38:44.180 turn it around.
00:38:44.980 She is 100%
00:38:46.440 lying about her age.
00:38:47.700 That's totally not true.
00:38:49.300 And I think
00:38:49.740 that she's probably
00:38:51.300 just clinically
00:38:52.540 a psychopath.
00:38:53.780 She's like
00:38:54.260 dark tetrad.
00:38:55.960 Yeah,
00:38:56.360 it could be.
00:38:58.440 She never returned
00:38:59.360 any of my calls
00:39:00.100 back in my single days,
00:39:01.240 you know,
00:39:01.460 not once.
00:39:03.760 I could have been
00:39:04.300 Mr. Blue.
00:39:06.320 You just said
00:39:06.840 she's old.
00:39:07.480 Don't make it weird.
00:39:08.360 You just said
00:39:08.780 she was really old.
00:39:09.720 All right.
00:39:11.040 Look,
00:39:11.620 I'm just going off
00:39:12.440 of what the media
00:39:12.980 told me.
00:39:14.300 That's what I always do.
00:39:16.400 Okay,
00:39:16.840 hold on.
00:39:17.840 Sophia Rain.
00:39:21.640 I kind of like that.
00:39:22.580 That's a nice name.
00:39:26.460 I'm going to,
00:39:27.000 I don't know.
00:39:28.480 This is the one
00:39:29.260 that she talks about
00:39:30.220 being Christian
00:39:31.000 a lot.
00:39:33.060 Oh,
00:39:33.480 really?
00:39:34.460 Interesting.
00:39:35.480 Yeah.
00:39:36.420 She made the most
00:39:37.240 of anyone.
00:39:37.940 Yeah,
00:39:38.100 whatever she's doing
00:39:38.660 is working,
00:39:39.100 apparently.
00:39:40.120 All right,
00:39:40.340 10 seconds.
00:39:41.500 Closest without
00:39:42.040 going over.
00:39:42.600 I think it was
00:39:43.020 close.
00:39:50.540 All right.
00:39:51.560 Oh,
00:39:51.940 man,
00:39:52.200 the tension.
00:39:52.680 You cut it
00:39:52.940 with a knife.
00:39:53.420 What do you got,
00:39:53.720 Michael?
00:39:54.340 I said $36 million.
00:39:58.640 Okay.
00:40:00.000 That looks like
00:40:00.740 $136.
00:40:01.720 Is that just
00:40:02.120 the dollar sign?
00:40:02.880 That's the dollar sign.
00:40:03.940 I wasted all of it
00:40:04.860 drawing little figures
00:40:05.880 of cats and stuff.
00:40:08.160 I might have guessed
00:40:09.700 too high,
00:40:10.420 but I feel like
00:40:11.680 I remember it
00:40:12.580 being this high.
00:40:14.920 It's $55 million.
00:40:17.400 Well,
00:40:17.820 it looks like
00:40:18.860 there is a new
00:40:19.780 maven of pop culture
00:40:20.940 because it was
00:40:21.400 $43 million.
00:40:22.600 Let's go!
00:40:23.260 Woo!
00:40:24.120 Damn it.
00:40:26.040 So close.
00:40:27.860 So rigged.
00:40:29.600 Oh,
00:40:30.280 man.
00:40:31.040 I want to thank
00:40:32.380 every degenerate
00:40:34.460 Zoomer out there
00:40:35.860 for spending money
00:40:37.520 on an evil
00:40:38.480 and disgusting vice
00:40:39.940 that is corrupting
00:40:40.820 your soul
00:40:41.400 because you just
00:40:42.360 let me win
00:40:42.960 a meaningless game.
00:40:44.240 So thank you.
00:40:46.740 You should.
00:40:47.640 You should.
00:40:47.940 Damn it.
00:40:48.460 I thought I knew
00:40:49.100 my stuff.
00:40:50.300 You just proved
00:40:51.340 me wrong.
00:40:52.500 Maybe you should
00:40:53.340 take over my job,
00:40:54.300 Michael.
00:40:55.380 I've said it for years.
00:40:56.580 I've been gunning
00:40:57.260 to be just a hip,
00:40:58.440 cool,
00:40:59.120 Zoomer chick.
00:40:59.900 Well,
00:41:01.560 to the victor
00:41:02.140 does go the spoils.
00:41:03.240 You can be
00:41:03.540 whatever you want.
00:41:05.240 Again,
00:41:05.680 yeah.
00:41:05.960 This is great.
00:41:06.620 Wow,
00:41:06.800 thank you.
00:41:07.620 Thank you.
00:41:07.800 Well,
00:41:08.200 Mary Morgan,
00:41:08.820 thank you so much
00:41:09.600 for playing this game
00:41:10.280 and would you please
00:41:11.200 give Michael
00:41:11.720 a 30-second ad read
00:41:12.940 for why people
00:41:13.580 should tune in
00:41:14.080 and watch
00:41:14.400 The Michael Knowles Show?
00:41:16.820 You should tune in
00:41:18.140 and watch
00:41:18.580 The Michael Knowles Show
00:41:19.800 because he is
00:41:21.700 such a Riz master
00:41:23.020 that the Riz
00:41:24.820 might emanate
00:41:26.060 from the screen
00:41:27.080 and be endowed
00:41:28.380 onto you
00:41:29.120 and one day
00:41:30.440 you could have
00:41:31.160 as much Riz
00:41:31.960 as Michael Knowles.
00:41:33.720 That's so beautiful.
00:41:35.660 That was so nice.
00:41:38.160 Wow.
00:41:39.240 It's like
00:41:39.640 men want him,
00:41:40.960 women want to be him.
00:41:42.200 This is big.
00:41:42.900 Thank you.
00:41:43.300 Thank you so much.
00:41:44.760 I'm honored.
00:41:45.820 Women want to be him.
00:41:46.960 Wait, what?
00:41:47.640 Huh?
00:41:47.960 Hold on.
00:41:48.800 I admire your bravery,
00:41:51.740 Mary Morgan,
00:41:52.660 for going out
00:41:53.420 risking it all.
00:41:54.600 Sometimes,
00:41:55.260 you know,
00:41:56.120 in love,
00:41:57.340 in culture,
00:41:58.200 you have to take risks.
00:41:59.360 Sometimes they pay off,
00:42:00.260 sometimes they don't.
00:42:01.960 Mr. Davies,
00:42:02.500 thank you once again
00:42:03.200 for having me on my own show
00:42:04.440 and I'm happy
00:42:07.180 that I could teach everyone
00:42:07.980 a thing or two.
00:42:08.980 Well,
00:42:09.340 there you have it.
00:42:10.120 And if you haven't already,
00:42:11.800 go subscribe to
00:42:12.720 The Pop Culture Crisis
00:42:13.960 on YouTube
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00:42:21.460 I'll see you next time.
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