The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles Vs. Mary Morgan： Test Your Pop Culture IQ ｜ FACE-OFF

00:00:00.000 It's A.

00:00:01.140 It's A, I'm afraid. It is.

00:00:02.680 It is not A, and you are getting completely destroyed.

00:00:04.660 It is C, your hands, your team, your vibe.

00:00:06.740 Fate of Ophelia lyrics.

00:00:10.520 Is Sabrina Carpenter secretly pushing trad values

00:00:13.720 through her Practically Nude music videos?

00:00:15.940 Are La Boo Boo's actually pocket demons?

00:00:17.640 I don't know.

00:00:18.600 I'm just a regular suburban dad

00:00:20.100 who thought Ice Spice was a winter candle.

00:00:22.060 But you know who might have the answer

00:00:23.660 to these pop culture-defining mysteries?

00:00:25.960 Michael Knowles and Mary Morgan.

00:00:27.260 One of them hosts pop culture crisis,

00:00:29.660 which has pop culture in the title.

00:00:31.860 The other thinks pop culture peaked

00:00:33.340 when Bach dropped his six conciertos.

00:00:35.660 Here's how it works.

00:00:37.520 Conciertos?

00:00:40.380 Conciertos?

00:00:41.180 Was he a Mexican?

00:00:42.860 Oh, man, this is off to a bad start.

00:00:45.120 Sorry, keep going, Mr. Davies.

00:00:46.960 Here's how it works, right?

00:00:48.200 Well, I'll read a question.

00:00:49.340 Each host has 30 seconds to scribble down their answers.

00:00:51.900 The loser, well, they'll have to deliver

00:00:53.900 a glowing 30-second ad for the winner

00:00:55.940 and publicly declare them

00:00:57.500 the real Delulu, Giga, Chad, Sigma, Rizzler

00:00:59.560 main character, Maven of pop culture.

00:01:01.380 This is face-off pop culture.

00:01:08.100 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

00:01:09.440 Well, it's great to be here, Mr. Davies.

00:01:10.820 Thank you for having me on my own show.

00:01:11.980 Thank you.

00:01:12.240 My answer for who our guest will be today

00:01:14.680 is Mary Morgan.

00:01:17.240 Oh, I hate that.

00:01:18.560 Is that what you mean?

00:01:19.360 I hate that.

00:01:19.980 That's good.

00:01:20.540 What are you talking about?

00:01:21.820 That's horrible.

00:01:23.340 That's very pretty.

00:01:24.300 What are you talking about?

00:01:24.700 Erase that immediately.

00:01:26.660 What?

00:01:27.640 Hold on.

00:01:28.300 I don't.

00:01:28.620 That's nice.

00:01:29.060 Mr. Davies, is that?

00:01:30.360 That is going to be the most value NFT of 2025.

00:01:35.420 Most of these questions will focus on 2025 pop culture,

00:01:38.800 but maybe there'll be some curveballs.

00:01:40.000 We'll see.

00:01:40.520 Are you all ready for the first question?

00:01:41.800 I'm ready.

00:01:42.880 All right.

00:01:43.500 I think so.

00:01:43.960 One.

00:01:45.240 What is the price of the most expensive

00:01:47.360 LeBouBou doll ever sold?

00:01:48.820 This is closest without going over.

00:01:51.180 Closest without going over.

00:01:52.360 Of the LeBouBou doll, 0.95

00:01:54.600 which are,

00:01:54.960 they're like Lululemons,

00:01:56.040 I hear.

00:01:56.980 I can't spoil it.

00:02:00.160 I'm going to say.

00:02:01.960 Five seconds.

00:02:04.860 All right,

00:02:05.420 no,

00:02:05.540 let's be a gentleman.

00:02:06.100 What do you got?

00:02:07.740 1.5 million.

00:02:09.380 I said $1,400.

00:02:12.780 Well,

00:02:13.220 one of them was made of gold.

00:02:15.360 They made a gold LeBouBou?

00:02:16.360 So it has to be pretty expensive.

00:02:17.700 No,

00:02:18.080 they did not make a gold LeBouBou.

00:02:18.980 I also erased the dollar sign

00:02:22.200 because it depends on the currency

00:02:23.900 how much this means it's worth.

00:02:26.160 Hold on,

00:02:26.560 you can't pick any currency.

00:02:28.360 You can't simultaneously answer

00:02:29.920 yuan,

00:02:30.580 rupees,

00:02:31.200 and dollars.

00:02:32.400 It can be anything.

00:02:32.960 Pick a currency.

00:02:33.720 Pick a currency.

00:02:34.540 Well,

00:02:34.660 this is not going very well

00:02:35.500 because neither one of you

00:02:36.420 were close at all.

00:02:37.140 Okay, fine.

00:02:37.720 The correct answer is $170,000.

00:02:40.400 Let's go!

00:02:41.560 Let's go,

00:02:42.580 babe, 0.51

00:02:42.840 because it's close to that going over.

00:02:44.120 Yeah,

00:02:44.360 it's close to that going over.

00:02:44.940 If you let Mary Morgan

00:02:46.240 get away with yen, 0.64

00:02:48.040 then she actually would

00:02:49.720 grow rubles or something.

00:02:51.100 Then she would win.

00:02:51.960 Wow,

00:02:52.300 let's go.

00:02:52.820 How much was it?

00:02:54.100 $170,000.

00:02:54.960 It was a life-size LeBouBou. 1.00

00:02:56.820 It's life-size.

00:02:57.340 Did they make one out of gold though?

00:02:58.660 What does that mean?

00:02:59.320 They're not alive.

00:03:00.580 Life-size.

00:03:01.540 Like,

00:03:02.000 depending on how tall you are,

00:03:03.060 it's kind of like rupees,

00:03:03.860 you know.

00:03:04.240 But is it like Mary Morgan life-size

00:03:05.880 or is it like,

00:03:06.820 you know,

00:03:07.220 David Cohn life-size?

00:03:08.580 That's a great question.

00:03:09.160 Those are very different lives.

00:03:10.300 I know another great question.

00:03:11.300 Yes,

00:03:11.740 okay.

00:03:12.020 The next one.

00:03:12.520 Sabrina Carpenter's new album,

00:03:14.860 Man's Best Friend,

00:03:15.820 was released in August of 2025.

00:03:18.120 With the album cover going viral,

00:03:19.720 leaving everyone

00:03:20.680 and basically every man

00:03:21.880 thinking the same thing.

00:03:23.460 How tall is Sabrina Carpenter? 1.00

00:03:25.440 Close without going over.

00:03:26.780 How tall is Sabrina? 1.00

00:03:27.660 Yeah.

00:03:28.060 Hmm.

00:03:31.680 I know this one.

00:03:32.860 It's in her song.

00:03:34.500 Whoa.

00:03:35.400 Not looking good, Michael.

00:03:37.120 She sang it.

00:03:38.140 It's in her lyrics.

00:03:38.860 I wonder if she lied

00:03:41.980 or if the internet lied.

00:03:43.000 We'll see.

00:03:46.600 All right,

00:03:47.020 what do you have?

00:03:47.460 I'm going to get it wrong.

00:03:48.260 Yeah,

00:03:48.420 ladies first. 1.00

00:03:49.200 Okay.

00:03:50.560 All right.

00:03:52.340 This is the lyric.

00:03:53.760 Five feet to be exact.

00:03:56.160 Michael?

00:03:56.620 She leaves quite the impression.

00:03:58.280 Oh,

00:03:58.600 I leave quite an impression.

00:04:01.520 Five feet to be exact.

00:04:04.240 So I almost put five feet

00:04:07.600 to be exact,

00:04:08.160 but it's closest

00:04:08.620 for that going over

00:04:09.420 and I did four foot 11.

00:04:11.840 It is five feet exactly.

00:04:13.780 Hey.

00:04:15.500 That was against

00:04:16.360 my better judgment.

00:04:16.720 I should have done five.

00:04:17.880 But in those huge platform heels 0.58

00:04:18.920 that she wears,

00:04:19.920 she's like,

00:04:20.780 maybe your height, Michael.

00:04:23.020 Yeah.

00:04:23.660 She might be.

00:04:25.820 That,

00:04:26.540 she,

00:04:27.580 is she petite in her videos? 0.99

00:04:29.660 I've never really noticed

00:04:30.920 her relative to other men.

00:04:33.180 It's really hard to tell

00:04:34.120 in her videos.

00:04:35.300 like the music video.

00:04:37.100 Compared to the men?

00:04:38.380 Yeah,

00:04:38.920 like I see her,

00:04:40.000 I've watched two of her videos now,

00:04:41.760 I think at least.

00:04:42.940 And she doesn't,

00:04:43.880 five feet is very short.

00:04:45.320 She doesn't seem that short.

00:04:49.000 Maybe the guys are all

00:04:49.900 little Al Pacino's.

00:04:50.740 I don't know.

00:04:52.540 It's the perspective thing.

00:04:54.220 They probably have her standing on,

00:04:55.740 you know,

00:04:56.560 a milk crate or something.

00:04:57.660 That's show business.

00:04:59.100 And Michael,

00:04:59.620 when he analyzes her music video,

00:05:00.760 he's always thinking about the height.

00:05:01.940 Always,

00:05:02.600 all the time.

00:05:03.780 How tall are you, Mary Morgan?

00:05:05.300 I'm 5'1",

00:05:06.980 to be exact.

00:05:08.340 Powering.

00:05:08.720 Five foot one flat.

00:05:09.760 Why didn't I get her?

00:05:10.460 I kind of,

00:05:10.720 I'm kicking myself.

00:05:10.940 I kind of mog her.

00:05:12.300 You mog her.

00:05:13.280 You mog her.

00:05:14.160 You mu her.

00:05:15.620 All right,

00:05:16.000 number three.

00:05:16.480 As we know,

00:05:17.240 2024 was the Hawk Tua summer.

00:05:20.460 Which viral phrase

00:05:21.340 dominated 2025?

00:05:22.760 Is it A,

00:05:23.660 Bones Day,

00:05:24.480 no Bones Day,

00:05:25.640 it's giving,

00:05:26.720 brain rot summer,

00:05:27.760 muse summer?

00:05:30.380 Muse,

00:05:30.740 as in the muses

00:05:31.880 or mu as in the word

00:05:33.520 I just said?

00:05:34.480 Muses.

00:05:35.360 As in the muses,

00:05:36.240 muse now.

00:05:37.540 None of these

00:05:38.100 are the correct answer.

00:05:40.020 Literally,

00:05:40.540 none of these

00:05:41.000 are the correct answer.

00:05:42.620 I have my answer.

00:05:44.180 Mary Morgan,

00:05:44.640 you got to get on the TikTok

00:05:45.620 and figure out

00:05:46.720 what all the kids

00:05:47.220 are twitching about.

00:05:48.900 You know?

00:05:50.320 You know,

00:05:50.880 but there's no,

00:05:51.760 there's no summer

00:05:52.720 anything this summer.

00:05:54.760 There's no anything summer.

00:05:57.180 My good friend Google

00:05:58.320 says otherwise.

00:05:58.920 I don't know where

00:05:58.940 any of this comes from.

00:06:01.260 Yeah,

00:06:01.660 maybe you didn't,

00:06:02.460 Mary Morgan,

00:06:03.040 maybe you didn't get invited.

00:06:04.560 Maybe only Mr.

00:06:05.220 I just certainly

00:06:05.700 didn't get invited.

00:06:06.380 Maybe it was only Mr. Davis.

00:06:07.280 I've heard that like,

00:06:08.120 I'm officially unk now

00:06:09.460 because I was alive

00:06:10.360 during 9-11.

00:06:12.160 That makes you unk.

00:06:14.120 Wow.

00:06:14.960 It's not if you remember

00:06:16.380 9-11 now,

00:06:17.160 it's just if you were alive

00:06:18.520 during 9-11.

00:06:19.760 I was like 28

00:06:20.540 during 9-11.

00:06:22.280 No,

00:06:22.720 I was 11 actually.

00:06:23.920 I was 11,

00:06:24.460 really.

00:06:25.380 Same.

00:06:26.120 All right,

00:06:26.400 what do you have?

00:06:28.940 I just put brain rot summer

00:06:30.400 because I don't,

00:06:31.660 I don't know what other

00:06:32.540 term it could have been.

00:06:34.600 And I put 6-7

00:06:35.760 as a footnote.

00:06:37.700 What did Michael write

00:06:38.540 in cursive?

00:06:39.040 What is that?

00:06:39.320 I wrote it's giving.

00:06:40.960 It's giving.

00:06:42.140 Wow.

00:06:42.600 That ages you,

00:06:43.260 Michael,

00:06:43.420 just like your cursive.

00:06:45.120 It's actually brain rot summer,

00:06:46.780 which is why Jacob's

00:06:47.800 having the best summer

00:06:48.360 of his life.

00:06:49.460 What?

00:06:49.820 What is the 6-7?

00:06:50.840 That's not real.

00:06:51.880 Well,

00:06:52.180 don't,

00:06:52.400 don't,

00:06:52.760 don't get into the 6-7

00:06:53.680 because we may,

00:06:54.140 we may get into that later.

00:06:56.560 Now I'm keeping that

00:06:57.700 in my mind.

00:06:58.760 Let's go.

00:06:58.980 Yeah,

00:06:59.280 yeah.

00:06:59.520 All right.

00:07:00.020 There was no brain rot summer though.

00:07:02.360 Have you been around

00:07:03.020 Professor Jacob?

00:07:03.580 There was no brain rot summer.

00:07:04.940 All right.

00:07:06.220 Next up,

00:07:06.840 the new Grand Theft Auto,

00:07:08.200 number 6,

00:07:09.140 takes place

00:07:09.720 in a fictional U.S. state.

00:07:11.840 Which real state

00:07:12.760 is it based on?

00:07:15.800 I don't mean,

00:07:16.280 maybe they'll come out

00:07:16.860 this year.

00:07:17.200 Who knows?

00:07:17.400 Probably not.

00:07:23.020 Michael may actually

00:07:23.820 play this one.

00:07:24.360 This one's pretty,

00:07:25.020 this one is easy,

00:07:26.180 right?

00:07:27.400 You gonna draw it too?

00:07:31.160 He's gonna quickly erase it.

00:07:33.340 What's going on there?

00:07:35.340 I feel like I can see it,

00:07:36.940 so I'm,

00:07:37.280 I'm cheating

00:07:37.980 by looking at your board.

00:07:39.900 Are you,

00:07:40.280 can you see what I'm writing?

00:07:43.360 Vaguely,

00:07:43.760 yeah.

00:07:45.180 But there's like more,

00:07:46.440 there's more flourish

00:07:48.320 than that.

00:07:49.040 Yeah,

00:07:49.320 I wasn't really creative

00:07:50.300 with mine.

00:07:50.700 I'm ready.

00:07:51.380 Oh yeah.

00:07:52.840 I said California.

00:07:54.460 And that's,

00:07:54.920 that's Gavin Newsom.

00:07:57.460 That's your genuine answer?

00:07:59.440 Yeah.

00:08:00.380 Oh.

00:08:01.220 Oh no.

00:08:01.780 No,

00:08:02.000 it's Florida.

00:08:02.420 It's my city.

00:08:03.060 No,

00:08:03.320 I was thinking of San Andres.

00:08:05.100 Oh.

00:08:07.440 Oh.

00:08:08.040 I thought it was obvious.

00:08:09.700 Michael,

00:08:10.060 my future's tied to you.

00:08:11.120 The fact that you missed that

00:08:12.100 is just so brutal.

00:08:12.940 I knew,

00:08:13.460 I knew it was a reboot

00:08:15.440 of one of the two

00:08:16.840 and it was the only one

00:08:18.180 that I ever played

00:08:18.740 was Vice City,

00:08:19.600 but I just confused it

00:08:20.700 because San Andres

00:08:21.440 was the LA one.

00:08:22.980 Wow.

00:08:23.520 We reviewed the trailer

00:08:24.420 on your show.

00:08:25.260 Bro,

00:08:25.540 I had,

00:08:25.800 we talked about it.

00:08:26.720 I had so much Tylenol

00:08:28.000 this morning.

00:08:28.580 I'm sorry.

00:08:29.220 I just overused

00:08:30.460 my Tylenol.

00:08:33.260 That's,

00:08:34.120 what do you think

00:08:34.500 of my Gavin Newsom?

00:08:35.120 I'm not even a gamer

00:08:36.040 and I knew.

00:08:37.160 Yeah,

00:08:37.300 I'm really into drawing.

00:08:37.980 You're Gavin Newsom.

00:08:39.380 Is it okay?

00:08:40.040 It's not.

00:08:40.180 I don't know.

00:08:40.680 He's a little bit more vivacious

00:08:42.140 than the real Gavin Newsom.

00:08:44.180 Than that just

00:08:44.960 American psycho cadaver.

00:08:46.880 Yeah,

00:08:47.140 okay.

00:08:47.880 Yeah.

00:08:48.120 All right.

00:08:48.800 All right.

00:08:49.680 All right.

00:08:50.440 Next up,

00:08:51.080 how many major

00:08:52.020 tabloid level relationships

00:08:53.720 has Taylor Swift

00:08:54.880 been in since

00:08:55.560 entering public life

00:08:56.480 in 2008?

00:08:57.860 This is closest

00:08:58.520 without going over.

00:08:59.080 This is like,

00:08:59.560 this is not like

00:09:00.180 high school mystery

00:09:00.960 boyfriends or whatever.

00:09:01.680 This is like official

00:09:02.500 celebrity,

00:09:04.020 you know,

00:09:04.420 track relationship.

00:09:05.100 could have had a song

00:09:06.020 written about it.

00:09:06.700 Right.

00:09:08.120 Since 2008.

00:09:11.600 Closest to that

00:09:12.220 going over.

00:09:13.020 Mm-hmm.

00:09:13.680 I think I know.

00:09:15.280 It's because she's a witch. 0.97

00:09:19.600 Do I have to not go over

00:09:21.260 to win?

00:09:23.060 Right.

00:09:23.480 You have to not go over.

00:09:24.980 But you can get it

00:09:25.720 exactly like you're five foot.

00:09:28.100 That one's going to want me. 1.00

00:09:29.020 This is risky.

00:09:30.380 Okay.

00:09:30.980 I'm nervous.

00:09:31.760 I got to get my board

00:09:32.600 off camera.

00:09:33.300 Why?

00:09:33.540 We got to frame this

00:09:34.360 better next time.

00:09:35.080 You see my numbers.

00:09:37.540 Well,

00:09:37.960 it's like blurry.

00:09:38.960 It's fine.

00:09:39.860 It's 18.

00:09:40.960 Oh.

00:09:41.880 It's 18.

00:09:42.360 I think you went way over.

00:09:44.780 No,

00:09:45.000 it's 18.

00:09:45.160 I put 13.

00:09:46.100 No.

00:09:46.760 All right.

00:09:47.200 Y'all both collectively lose

00:09:48.500 because it was 12.

00:09:50.880 Damn it.

00:09:51.800 I knew it was 12.

00:09:53.500 I knew it.

00:09:53.760 I thought if I said it

00:09:54.620 constantly.

00:09:55.060 I said it because

00:09:55.540 she's a witch. 1.00

00:09:56.800 I think that

00:09:58.160 her 13 obsession,

00:10:00.520 like she's like obsessed

00:10:01.380 with the number 13.

00:10:02.400 It has to be

00:10:03.620 the 13th guy

00:10:04.680 that she married.

00:10:06.160 So maybe,

00:10:06.960 maybe that means

00:10:08.000 she'll break up 0.99

00:10:08.820 with Travis.

00:10:09.420 I don't know.

00:10:10.180 I thought that

00:10:10.940 I could be a witch.

00:10:12.920 I thought I could

00:10:13.520 force the reality

00:10:15.320 to bend to my will

00:10:16.620 by confidently

00:10:17.320 saying 18.

00:10:18.520 But I,

00:10:19.100 I am not a witch

00:10:19.940 like that lady 1.00

00:10:21.300 in Delaware.

00:10:21.840 I'm not a witch.

00:10:23.460 All right.

00:10:23.980 What's the score

00:10:24.420 currently?

00:10:25.180 This is bad.

00:10:25.820 asking control room.

00:10:30.600 Three,

00:10:31.120 one,

00:10:31.360 Mary.

00:10:31.820 All right.

00:10:33.280 This is when the comeback

00:10:33.980 starts right here.

00:10:35.540 This is great.

00:10:36.440 I feel good about this

00:10:37.920 because I learned

00:10:38.800 on yes or no

00:10:39.500 that I'm not

00:10:40.100 competitive enough

00:10:41.080 and I'm really bad

00:10:42.100 at following rules.

00:10:43.460 Michael,

00:10:43.900 this is your shot here.

00:10:44.480 Get that bot question.

00:10:45.560 Let's go, baby.

00:10:46.300 Here we go.

00:10:46.840 Which social content

00:10:48.660 format rose the most

00:10:50.000 in popularity in 2025?

00:10:51.860 Was it long form

00:10:53.080 live streams,

00:10:53.760 30-second TikTok duets,

00:10:56.260 vertical shorts

00:10:56.980 under 15 seconds,

00:10:58.480 full-screen VR videos?

00:11:00.820 Which of those form?

00:11:04.260 Which was the most popular?

00:11:06.600 Which rose the most

00:11:07.900 in popularity.

00:11:09.120 So it's,

00:11:09.640 it's like about,

00:11:10.740 it's acceleration,

00:11:11.800 not velocity, right?

00:11:12.780 It's about the growth.

00:11:14.720 Where's the energy at?

00:11:16.400 You got to be a hop,

00:11:17.980 pop culture maven

00:11:19.120 like me to know,

00:11:20.260 but it's obvious.

00:11:21.680 It's obvious.

00:11:22.280 You ready?

00:11:25.120 Is it?

00:11:25.340 All right.

00:11:26.040 What do you have?

00:11:29.140 I did long form live stream.

00:11:31.180 Not even close.

00:11:32.160 15 seconds.

00:11:33.980 The correct answer,

00:11:34.820 which is,

00:11:35.180 I have too much faith

00:11:35.340 in humanity.

00:11:36.340 Which is bad

00:11:37.100 for both of our shows.

00:11:38.440 It's the vertical shorts

00:11:39.340 under 15 seconds.

00:11:40.540 Yeah!

00:11:41.080 Yeah!

00:11:41.880 You're right though,

00:11:42.580 it is bad for the shows.

00:11:44.740 But at least taking a point.

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00:13:00.260 next up,

00:13:00.920 which film became

00:13:01.880 the most viewed

00:13:02.640 Netflix movie ever?

00:13:04.260 This is before Elon Musk

00:13:05.320 completely nuked the platform.

00:13:08.780 I don't know about

00:13:09.860 nuking the platform,

00:13:11.140 but...

00:13:13.140 Which film became

00:13:15.880 the most viewed

00:13:16.880 Netflix movie ever?

00:13:19.900 I have a pretty good guess.

00:13:21.520 There's been some good ones.

00:13:22.180 There was like Bird Box

00:13:23.080 and a few others like that,

00:13:23.880 but this crushed it.

00:13:25.120 I don't...

00:13:26.280 I watch like one television show

00:13:27.740 a year,

00:13:28.140 possibly two.

00:13:29.340 The biggest Netflix movie ever,

00:13:31.200 let's say...

00:13:34.580 Okay, I think I have it.

00:13:36.580 I think...

00:13:36.940 Okay, I've got it.

00:13:37.600 That was a long title.

00:13:39.700 Listen,

00:13:40.120 it's the biggest movie ever.

00:13:41.320 All right,

00:13:41.500 what do you have?

00:13:42.580 Mary Morgan?

00:13:43.140 Knives Out?

00:13:46.280 Hmm.

00:13:47.800 I said...

00:13:48.820 I think it's a pretty good guess.

00:13:49.900 It went to Peter's.

00:13:50.600 Tyler Perry presents

00:13:50.660 Big Madea's House 7.

00:13:53.220 The correct answer

00:13:54.460 is K-pop Demon Hunters.

00:13:56.380 Ah, shoot! 1.00

00:13:57.400 I knew that!

00:13:58.400 Ah, I hate that.

00:14:00.780 It got 541 million views

00:14:03.460 in 28 days,

00:14:04.560 which is wild.

00:14:05.180 Wait, that was for...

00:14:06.440 That was for 2025.

00:14:09.000 I was just thinking like

00:14:10.080 the most popular

00:14:10.880 of all time.

00:14:12.260 This still...

00:14:12.800 This is the most popular

00:14:13.760 of all time, though.

00:14:14.240 Because also,

00:14:14.660 Tyler Perry's Big Madea's House 7

00:14:15.960 came out in 2022.

00:14:17.420 Wow.

00:14:17.580 So I also,

00:14:18.540 I guess,

00:14:18.800 was thinking about it that way.

00:14:20.520 Brutal.

00:14:21.160 That's frustrating.

00:14:21.960 That's crazy.

00:14:23.160 I also...

00:14:23.760 I need to point out,

00:14:24.540 I think Mary Morgan

00:14:25.440 is very delayed here,

00:14:26.620 and I think that's giving her

00:14:27.680 a big advantage.

00:14:28.660 I think her stream is delayed,

00:14:30.220 and it's giving her an advantage.

00:14:33.600 I'm watching you put up

00:14:35.120 your answer

00:14:35.580 while I'm still writing mine.

00:14:36.900 It's outrageous.

00:14:37.720 It's outrageous.

00:14:39.460 Cat's out of the bag here.

00:14:41.140 Speaking of views,

00:14:42.440 how many Taylor Swift music videos

00:14:44.180 currently have over

00:14:45.280 1 billion views on YouTube?

00:14:47.480 Closest without going over.

00:14:49.960 Just for reference,

00:14:51.260 you know,

00:14:51.500 the true pop star.

00:14:53.540 Sabrina Carpenter

00:14:54.320 doesn't have a single one

00:14:55.120 over a billion yet,

00:14:55.860 but your girl Taylor's 0.93

00:14:57.380 got a couple.

00:14:57.860 Ha ha.

00:14:59.740 She has a couple.

00:15:01.040 I don't even know how many,

00:15:02.280 I don't know how many music videos

00:15:04.280 Taylor Swift has.

00:15:05.980 He just gave us the answer.

00:15:07.900 She said,

00:15:08.360 he said,

00:15:09.100 he,

00:15:09.540 she has a couple.

00:15:10.820 A couple is two.

00:15:12.380 So did you,

00:15:13.480 you just said it's two.

00:15:14.960 Closest without going over,

00:15:15.880 Michaels.

00:15:16.260 All right.

00:15:16.720 Shoot your shot.

00:15:17.480 All right.

00:15:19.920 Wow.

00:15:22.120 It's like,

00:15:22.620 is he lying?

00:15:23.360 Is he a reliable narrator?

00:15:24.860 Is he a reliable moderator?

00:15:26.120 Yeah,

00:15:26.380 I think he's trying,

00:15:27.260 he's trying to lead us away.

00:15:29.180 Cause he's going to be like,

00:15:30.200 it's going to be like 10.

00:15:31.300 He's going to be like,

00:15:31.700 no,

00:15:31.940 like a couple just means

00:15:33.020 more than one or whatever.

00:15:34.380 I was like,

00:15:34.560 not what it means.

00:15:35.040 It means two,

00:15:36.060 but I don't know,

00:15:36.520 maybe,

00:15:36.740 or is it like a double,

00:15:38.640 triple,

00:15:38.980 reverse,

00:15:39.300 Uno card?

00:15:40.180 I'm just trying to keep you

00:15:40.860 competitive with this delay.

00:15:42.040 I don't want to throw

00:15:42.780 Mary Morgan off the scent 0.90

00:15:43.800 with this delay.

00:15:45.080 I know the delay.

00:15:46.180 That's real.

00:15:46.700 That's messing me up too.

00:15:47.660 She might've,

00:15:48.620 with the delay,

00:15:49.340 she might've traveled

00:15:49.900 into the future,

00:15:50.880 looked it up on YouTube,

00:15:51.940 come back and then

00:15:52.980 written down the number.

00:15:54.980 I'm thinking about it now

00:15:56.280 and I'm thinking

00:15:56.980 bad blood

00:15:58.680 for sure

00:15:59.780 has a billion views.

00:16:03.960 Blank space

00:16:04.900 for sure

00:16:05.620 has at least

00:16:06.320 a billion views.

00:16:09.620 Maybe

00:16:10.020 look what you made me do.

00:16:12.300 I think that would have

00:16:13.060 a billion views.

00:16:16.500 Yeah,

00:16:17.120 Dancing in the Moonlight

00:16:18.060 probably has like

00:16:19.080 a trillion views.

00:16:21.060 Her best one

00:16:21.720 hasn't quite cracked a million.

00:16:23.260 It's at 950 million.

00:16:24.720 Tutti Frutti

00:16:25.480 has at least

00:16:26.740 a quadrillion views.

00:16:29.220 I don't really know

00:16:30.200 any Taylor Swift songs.

00:16:31.180 I've heard of bad blood.

00:16:32.080 Okay,

00:16:32.240 I say two.

00:16:32.920 I stick by two.

00:16:34.180 Two.

00:16:36.180 I said four.

00:16:37.300 I don't know why.

00:16:38.860 I'm not confident in it,

00:16:40.260 but.

00:16:40.460 The correct answer

00:16:41.960 is five.

00:16:43.180 Mary Morgan

00:16:43.860 pulls ahead more.

00:16:45.660 Uh-huh.

00:16:46.600 Yay.

00:16:48.140 Wow,

00:16:48.640 it feels good

00:16:49.160 to be good at something.

00:16:50.600 There's two

00:16:51.180 over 3.5 billion,

00:16:52.940 which is the

00:16:53.560 blank space

00:16:54.120 and shake it off.

00:16:55.980 You said

00:16:56.740 she had

00:16:57.560 a couple

00:16:58.300 over a billion.

00:17:00.680 I was.

00:17:01.960 You lied.

00:17:02.680 I couldn't just be like,

00:17:03.400 oh, she has one.

00:17:04.440 I'd be like,

00:17:04.800 you know,

00:17:04.960 a couple,

00:17:05.320 a few,

00:17:05.640 like whatever.

00:17:06.440 No, no,

00:17:06.580 a couple and a few

00:17:07.420 are different.

00:17:08.160 You said a couple.

00:17:08.980 A few is three,

00:17:09.500 a couple,

00:17:09.820 yeah.

00:17:09.960 I know.

00:17:10.700 You didn't say a throuple.

00:17:11.460 How many of the views

00:17:12.420 are bots?

00:17:13.440 Like a lot of the YouTube

00:17:14.500 views are bots anyway.

00:17:16.760 I don't know.

00:17:17.420 Great question.

00:17:18.440 You know what else

00:17:18.800 is a great question?

00:17:19.760 Number nine.

00:17:21.080 Someone needs to

00:17:21.920 turn the air on

00:17:23.140 because it's heating up

00:17:24.100 and it's about

00:17:24.940 to get serious

00:17:25.540 because I can tell

00:17:26.280 that Mary Morgan

00:17:26.880 wants to choke

00:17:27.620 Michael out

00:17:28.180 with his new

00:17:28.620 Mayflower silk ties

00:17:30.000 available now.

00:17:30.840 And I know

00:17:32.120 what Michael's feeling.

00:17:34.000 Michael's feeling

00:17:34.600 a little 6'7",

00:17:35.840 if you know what I mean.

00:17:37.140 What did I just mean?

00:17:39.300 Feeling a little 6'7",

00:17:40.500 yeah.

00:17:40.800 I, uh...

00:17:41.800 Is that the question?

00:17:44.300 I was kind of hoping

00:17:45.760 6'7",

00:17:46.300 would be the answer

00:17:47.440 to one later on

00:17:48.540 and I could just use my...

00:17:49.700 If Michael's thinking

00:17:50.640 6'7",

00:17:51.820 like what is he thinking?

00:17:53.140 Like how he goes

00:17:53.620 in the ad read.

00:17:54.180 Things are heating up.

00:17:55.120 Mary Morgan's beating me

00:17:56.060 by like 100 points.

00:17:57.320 It's heating up though.

00:17:58.760 But you can pull ahead here.

00:18:00.120 Can I?

00:18:00.480 I don't know.

00:18:00.740 It's 6'7".

00:18:01.440 It's 6'7".

00:18:02.760 You want to know

00:18:04.480 what it means

00:18:05.160 when someone goes like this?

00:18:06.600 I need you to write down

00:18:07.680 6'7".

00:18:09.720 Like, give me...

00:18:10.680 What does that mean

00:18:11.340 for this 2025 term?

00:18:17.540 Well, I know

00:18:18.740 where it comes from.

00:18:21.080 Do you know

00:18:21.660 the basketball player?

00:18:23.840 It's a basketball thing?

00:18:25.100 Hold on.

00:18:25.420 Now I've got to

00:18:25.800 change my answer.

00:18:26.620 Wait.

00:18:26.960 It's a couple, Michael.

00:18:27.560 Now you're giving us hints.

00:18:28.120 It's a couple.

00:18:29.100 Yeah.

00:18:29.740 I forget the name

00:18:30.500 of the basketball player

00:18:31.380 but I know the name of...

00:18:32.640 where it comes from.

00:18:34.280 Do you know

00:18:34.640 what 420 means?

00:18:36.240 Apparently it means

00:18:37.260 marijuana.

00:18:39.080 I think by the end of this

00:18:40.080 I'm going to be

00:18:40.620 the pop culture maven

00:18:41.540 and I'm just going

00:18:42.100 to win the award.

00:18:42.740 420 is also

00:18:43.500 Hitler's birthday. 0.78

00:18:44.460 Did you know that?

00:18:45.940 I'm just trying to tell...

00:18:47.860 Trying to prove

00:18:48.540 I know something

00:18:49.140 about pop culture.

00:18:51.680 I have an okay answer.

00:18:54.520 It's like part of the answer.

00:18:56.600 You know what's

00:18:56.920 even better than okay?

00:18:57.980 Michael Knowles'

00:18:58.720 Mayflower Silk Cigar

00:18:59.760 is available on

00:19:00.380 dwshop.com.

00:19:01.680 Silk Cigar

00:19:02.360 as he says.

00:19:03.620 He's selling

00:19:04.240 my silk cigar.

00:19:05.860 This is a disaster.

00:19:07.960 This is a complete Shonda.

00:19:10.800 All right.

00:19:11.200 What do you have, Michael?

00:19:11.720 I say it means

00:19:12.460 moderately acceptable.

00:19:14.180 Like it's not like

00:19:14.840 it's on a scale

00:19:15.620 of one to ten.

00:19:16.200 It's like six, seven.

00:19:18.340 This is the Skrilla.

00:19:19.140 What's the Skrilla?

00:19:19.740 What's the name

00:19:19.880 of the rapper?

00:19:21.880 I think this is

00:19:22.820 the name of the rapper

00:19:23.740 that made the song

00:19:25.160 that was used to...

00:19:28.060 like over the videos

00:19:28.960 of the basketball player

00:19:29.880 that you mentioned, Ben.

00:19:31.640 You are...

00:19:32.320 That is correct.

00:19:34.480 And that is kind of

00:19:35.320 the origin of the term,

00:19:36.260 but that's not

00:19:36.760 what the term means.

00:19:37.820 What's it mean?

00:19:38.700 Does it mean

00:19:39.200 moderately acceptable?

00:19:40.140 Wait, I think I know

00:19:41.000 what it means now.

00:19:41.820 It means nothing.

00:19:42.980 It's just like Dada.

00:19:43.940 It's like nothing.

00:19:44.600 It's...

00:19:44.980 Six, seven.

00:19:47.160 I love Dada.

00:19:48.120 I got to kick it.

00:19:48.680 Wow.

00:19:48.900 Yeah, that's kind of the point.

00:19:50.160 Is Skrilla like Skillet?

00:19:52.840 I know Skillet.

00:19:54.820 They're a Christian band.

00:19:55.860 I've never listened to Skrilla.

00:19:57.720 I've listened to Skrillex.

00:19:59.640 Is he allowed to say Skriller?

00:20:01.060 I don't know what these

00:20:01.100 authors are doing.

00:20:03.040 But like we have to say Skriller.

00:20:05.480 That might be offensive

00:20:06.720 to many communities.

00:20:07.660 I'm asking.

00:20:08.380 I don't know.

00:20:12.260 All right.

00:20:13.120 Next question.

00:20:13.900 No more of the S word.

00:20:15.160 Yeah, before we get

00:20:16.120 knocked off YouTube.

00:20:17.040 What does Taylor Swift

00:20:17.840 pledge allegiance to

00:20:19.040 in her new song

00:20:19.860 The Fate of Ophelia?

00:20:21.960 And for Michael,

00:20:22.620 if you don't know,

00:20:23.060 Ophelia is a popular character

00:20:25.000 in a very popular play.

00:20:26.260 Thanks for informing me.

00:20:27.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:28.000 He doesn't know that.

00:20:29.300 No.

00:20:29.780 Can we give multiple answers?

00:20:31.840 Yeah, I want to give you

00:20:32.820 A, B, C, and D.

00:20:33.740 So the first option is

00:20:35.140 she pledged allegiance to

00:20:36.560 the land,

00:20:37.740 the sea,

00:20:38.540 and the sky.

00:20:40.440 B, your pants, 0.74

00:20:41.900 your feels, my guy.

00:20:43.400 Krr.

00:20:44.660 C, your hands,

00:20:45.940 your team,

00:20:46.720 your vibe.

00:20:48.700 D, the American flag.

00:20:51.420 This is what

00:20:52.020 Ophelia pledges allegiance to?

00:20:53.680 This is what Taylor

00:20:54.420 pledges allegiance to

00:20:55.360 in her song,

00:20:56.140 The Fate of Ophelia.

00:20:56.620 I watched your reaction

00:20:57.880 to the music video.

00:20:58.900 You should know this.

00:21:00.180 I should.

00:21:00.960 I know, but I forgot.

00:21:05.380 It's been like two days

00:21:06.420 since I saw it.

00:21:07.040 That was the only time

00:21:07.960 I listened to the song.

00:21:09.340 Can you read the answers again?

00:21:09.660 I think I'm honored.

00:21:11.000 Is it the land,

00:21:12.000 the sea,

00:21:12.420 and the sky,

00:21:13.460 your pants,

00:21:14.180 your feels,

00:21:14.680 my guy,

00:21:15.620 your hands,

00:21:16.300 your team,

00:21:16.800 your vibe,

00:21:17.640 or the American flag?

00:21:19.040 It should be the American flag

00:21:20.420 is what it should be.

00:21:22.400 It's not.

00:21:23.080 It's definitely,

00:21:25.020 can I move the per

00:21:26.320 to a different answer?

00:21:28.460 You can.

00:21:29.280 Thank you.

00:21:29.840 I will allow it.

00:21:30.560 The American flag.

00:21:33.080 I can't get the trail, man.

00:21:35.480 Thanks, I hate it.

00:21:36.840 You gotta be a little bit

00:21:38.240 Mediterranean for that,

00:21:39.280 you know?

00:21:39.680 I was trying to give

00:21:40.220 Michael hints with that

00:21:41.080 because he does it

00:21:41.680 on all the shows now

00:21:42.400 just to make people

00:21:42.980 uncomfortable.

00:21:45.000 All right.

00:21:46.960 This is,

00:21:47.600 it's getting weird, man.

00:21:49.040 It's getting weird.

00:21:49.480 Weird episode.

00:21:50.840 I think it's the delay.

00:21:54.060 Yeah.

00:21:56.740 I put C

00:21:57.640 because I know

00:21:58.820 my Taylor Swift.

00:21:59.780 It's A.

00:22:00.860 It's A, I'm afraid.

00:22:02.120 It is.

00:22:02.420 It is not A

00:22:03.100 and you are getting

00:22:03.560 completely destroyed.

00:22:04.440 It is C,

00:22:04.920 your hands,

00:22:05.520 your vibe.

00:22:05.560 No, she does not.

00:22:07.140 Travis Kelsey,

00:22:08.100 your team,

00:22:08.620 your vibe,

00:22:08.920 your hands.

00:22:09.720 Hold on.

00:22:10.460 Hold on.

00:22:11.120 I'm pulling up the lyrics.

00:22:11.920 What's that song called?

00:22:12.660 Ophelia?

00:22:13.320 I'm not even a Swifty.

00:22:14.780 Like, I'm kind of a hater,

00:22:16.100 but I'm a studied hater.

00:22:17.740 Fate of Ophelia lyrics.

00:22:20.000 The play is called Hamlet

00:22:21.460 and the guy who shakes through

00:22:22.840 the Fate of Ophelia lyrics.

00:22:26.020 It just came out.

00:22:27.000 Keep it 100

00:22:27.960 on the land,

00:22:28.820 the sea,

00:22:29.180 the sky.

00:22:29.920 Pledge allegiance to

00:22:31.000 your hands,

00:22:34.440 your team,

00:22:34.820 your vibes.

00:22:36.820 I was so confident.

00:22:40.080 She is a Swifty. 1.00

00:22:40.860 That's so cringy.

00:22:41.860 Why did,

00:22:42.180 why did the Chiefs

00:22:42.960 get a shout out on the song?

00:22:44.560 What do they have to do

00:22:45.200 with anything?

00:22:46.040 Is that a Chiefs thing?

00:22:46.900 She's talking about his team.

00:22:51.080 Yeah,

00:22:51.360 Travis Kelsey plays

00:22:52.320 for the Chiefs.

00:22:52.780 Team.

00:22:53.020 Oh, man.

00:22:54.520 I.

00:22:55.460 Yeah.

00:22:56.540 They have a losing record

00:22:57.560 since you released

00:22:58.220 the song, though.

00:23:00.080 Coincidence?

00:23:02.220 They didn't ask

00:23:03.180 to be involved in this.

00:23:04.520 No.

00:23:04.960 All right.

00:23:06.280 Number 11.

00:23:06.720 Which actress

00:23:07.640 is rumored to be

00:23:08.520 shifting towards

00:23:09.360 maximalist glam

00:23:10.800 in 2025?

00:23:12.540 Is it A, Zendaya?

00:23:13.740 B, Florence Pugh?

00:23:15.140 C, Sabrina Carpenter?

00:23:16.540 D, Emma Stone?

00:23:18.340 Is Sabrina Carpenter

00:23:20.660 an actress?

00:23:22.260 Yes.

00:23:22.700 She started out

00:23:23.420 as an actress

00:23:23.980 on Disney.

00:23:25.600 Interesting.

00:23:26.220 Name that show.

00:23:28.980 For a bonus point?

00:23:30.640 Hannah Montana.

00:23:32.660 I could do it.

00:23:33.860 It's Girl Meets World, right? 0.91

00:23:35.160 It's not Hannah Montana.

00:23:36.620 It's not Hannah Montana.

00:23:37.720 Yeah.

00:23:38.300 Bluey. 0.91

00:23:38.860 Was it Bluey? 0.97

00:23:40.780 Who's the first one

00:23:41.700 you said?

00:23:42.400 Zendaya?

00:23:43.320 Florence Pugh?

00:23:44.020 No, it's Zendaya

00:23:44.860 is how it's pronounced.

00:23:45.580 Zendaya?

00:23:46.020 He doesn't even know.

00:23:46.640 Florence Pugh,

00:23:46.840 Sabrina Carpenter,

00:23:47.520 Emma Stone.

00:23:49.980 Maximalist glam?

00:23:51.480 Y'all are both

00:23:52.020 really into fashions.

00:23:52.900 I figured this would be

00:23:53.460 a real nail-biter here.

00:23:54.800 Yeah, it's not going

00:23:55.840 to be Hermione.

00:23:56.700 She's gone very feminist, 1.00

00:23:58.280 right?

00:23:58.540 So it's going to be,

00:24:00.380 I don't know.

00:24:00.840 She wasn't on the list.

00:24:02.820 Maximalist glam?

00:24:03.400 I don't know what that is.

00:24:04.060 Hermione's on the list,

00:24:04.860 right?

00:24:04.960 Didn't you say Emma Watson?

00:24:05.960 Yeah.

00:24:06.620 No, you said Emma Stone,

00:24:08.280 right?

00:24:08.840 Oh, yeah, Emma Stone.

00:24:09.760 Oh, Emma Stone.

00:24:11.100 Yeah.

00:24:11.780 Oh, well, Emma Stone,

00:24:13.240 I don't know.

00:24:13.880 I'm, hmm.

00:24:16.760 Hmm.

00:24:19.700 Is that a smiley face?

00:24:21.660 This has been

00:24:22.140 the most educational

00:24:23.060 piece of content

00:24:24.320 that Michael Knowles

00:24:24.860 has produced in 2025.

00:24:26.320 Without question.

00:24:27.080 We're learning so much.

00:24:28.180 Hold on.

00:24:28.740 Hold on.

00:24:28.800 is it a portrait?

00:24:33.700 Sabrina Carpenter.

00:24:35.860 It's Sabrina Carpenter.

00:24:36.980 Let's go.

00:24:38.880 No.

00:24:39.760 Let's go.

00:24:40.520 It's not Emma Stone.

00:24:41.380 I don't know.

00:24:42.120 I was going off

00:24:43.460 of Emma Stone's

00:24:44.780 Vogue cover.

00:24:46.260 She was in the cover

00:24:47.240 of the September issue

00:24:48.640 for Vogue.

00:24:49.560 She's very pretty.

00:24:50.620 She's very beautiful,

00:24:51.600 but no,

00:24:52.340 she's not glam.

00:24:53.980 We need my girl Sabrina

00:24:55.160 for the glam.

00:24:55.780 I guess not.

00:24:56.520 Yeah.

00:24:57.460 I guess not.

00:24:58.520 Yeah.

00:25:00.240 Black portrait

00:25:01.020 could have been anybody.

00:25:02.260 That could have been Zendaya

00:25:03.900 or Zendaya

00:25:04.840 as Mr. Dady.

00:25:05.700 That could have been me.

00:25:06.820 That could have,

00:25:07.260 that could have not.

00:25:08.240 I should have saved yours.

00:25:09.760 I should have had

00:25:10.080 a separate board.

00:25:12.220 Speaking of women, 1.00

00:25:13.740 celebrities,

00:25:14.140 which female celebrity

00:25:15.620 has the most husbands? 1.00

00:25:18.180 A, Drew Barrymore,

00:25:19.560 B, Kim Kardashian,

00:25:20.900 C, Scarlett Johansson,

00:25:22.060 D, Jennifer Lopez.

00:25:25.600 Which celebrity

00:25:26.600 has had the most husbands?

00:25:29.520 J-Lo has had

00:25:30.160 a lot of engagements,

00:25:31.320 but I don't remember

00:25:32.060 how many of them

00:25:32.860 actually culminated

00:25:34.240 in a marriage.

00:25:39.600 Hmm.

00:25:42.420 We'll do closest

00:25:43.220 without going over.

00:25:43.980 Are we doing a portrait again?

00:25:45.620 Wait.

00:25:46.200 No, I'm just kidding.

00:25:46.700 I'm just kidding.

00:25:47.060 Closest?

00:25:47.720 Yeah.

00:25:48.240 No, it's like, right.

00:25:49.800 Michael Strauss out.

00:25:50.720 Yeah, okay.

00:25:51.480 All right,

00:25:51.860 what do you have, Mary?

00:25:54.020 I put J-Lo.

00:25:56.380 I said Halle Berry.

00:25:57.420 Because she's been engaged

00:25:58.360 like seven times, right?

00:26:01.220 You put Halle Berry on.

00:26:02.300 Halle Berry.

00:26:03.080 It's Halle Berry.

00:26:03.940 It's uncanny.

00:26:05.300 Is it?

00:26:05.500 She had that short haircut 1.00

00:26:06.520 for a while, remember,

00:26:07.280 when she was kissing

00:26:07.900 the guy from The Pianist?

00:26:12.200 Remember?

00:26:13.200 No.

00:26:13.520 You don't remember that?

00:26:14.360 You don't remember that?

00:26:14.960 Yeah.

00:26:15.200 Anyway, that's why

00:26:16.040 I did the short hair.

00:26:17.060 It's her.

00:26:17.900 The correct answer is J-Lo.

00:26:20.540 At four,

00:26:21.260 all the rest have been married

00:26:22.020 three times.

00:26:23.420 I really know my stuff.

00:26:24.880 I need to fact check this.

00:26:25.480 But I just thought

00:26:25.960 if you've been engaged

00:26:26.780 like seven times like J-Lo,

00:26:28.740 at least some of them

00:26:29.660 actually ended in a marriage.

00:26:31.900 It has to be.

00:26:33.920 I wonder how many times,

00:26:35.500 yeah, she's been engaged, but. 1.00

00:26:37.060 Halle Berry.

00:26:38.680 It's a lot.

00:26:40.180 Halle Berry was married

00:26:41.840 to David Justice.

00:26:42.780 I remember that.

00:26:43.720 New York Yankee.

00:26:45.120 Yeah, Eric Benet

00:26:46.520 and Olivier Martinez.

00:26:50.620 But she had other partners,

00:26:52.160 Gabrielle Aubrey

00:26:53.140 and Van Hunt.

00:26:55.680 But they didn't get married.

00:26:56.800 Kim kind of takes the,

00:26:58.300 she takes the prize

00:27:00.000 for the shortest marriage, though.

00:27:02.060 Remember?

00:27:02.680 Yeah, it was a basketball player.

00:27:02.720 She had a 72-day-long marriage.

00:27:05.000 Bruce Humphreys, yeah.

00:27:06.440 All right.

00:27:07.600 Next question.

00:27:08.900 Bad Bunny was just announced

00:27:10.000 as the Super Bowl

00:27:10.760 halftime show performer.

00:27:12.560 Which of the following

00:27:13.600 is one of his songs?

00:27:15.700 Is it A, Senoriti,

00:27:17.320 B, Dicati,

00:27:18.900 C, Mamaciti,

00:27:20.260 or D, Margariti?

00:27:23.000 I'm going to say

00:27:23.640 it's Southern possible.

00:27:25.060 This is like,

00:27:25.540 remember in the 2000s

00:27:26.740 when rappers would be like,

00:27:28.060 like, shizzle, frizzle,

00:27:29.640 whatever,

00:27:30.020 that's what it sounds like,

00:27:30.860 but the Mexican version.

00:27:31.900 Okay, so,

00:27:33.140 let's see.

00:27:34.340 One of these is real.

00:27:35.380 English on the U.S. day.

00:27:36.740 Yeah.

00:27:37.080 One of these is real,

00:27:38.280 and one of these

00:27:38.740 has 1.5 million views

00:27:40.560 on YouTube.

00:27:41.960 Well, I definitely can't spell

00:27:44.040 the one that I'm going to

00:27:46.500 put as my answer,

00:27:47.820 so

00:27:48.300 I think it's the most realistic.

00:27:52.540 Senoriti,

00:27:54.620 Daciti,

00:27:55.820 Mamaciti,

00:27:56.820 Margariti.

00:27:57.940 Which one of those is real?

00:28:00.060 I got it.

00:28:01.300 What do you got?

00:28:02.860 Tecate.

00:28:03.580 It's Tecate.

00:28:06.380 I don't remember which one that was,

00:28:07.860 but I put B.

00:28:08.960 Y'all are both correct.

00:28:09.920 Yeah, let's go.

00:28:10.920 Was it the same one?

00:28:11.700 Okay.

00:28:12.460 It sounded the hardest

00:28:13.660 to spell and pronounce,

00:28:15.500 so that was my guess.

00:28:17.460 Margariti was too...

00:28:18.340 I don't listen to Bad Bunny.

00:28:20.120 Yeah, no.

00:28:20.960 Number 14.

00:28:22.040 What percentage of adults

00:28:23.120 have had at least one romantic

00:28:24.880 or intimate relationship

00:28:26.300 with an AI system

00:28:27.760 closest without going over with?

00:28:30.340 And we're defining adult as 18 plus.

00:28:32.500 Yes.

00:28:34.300 This is pop culture.

00:28:36.120 Okay.

00:28:37.440 It's modern relationships.

00:28:39.240 They say they have

00:28:42.160 or that they would?

00:28:43.540 Have.

00:28:44.560 These have already occurred,

00:28:45.700 apparently.

00:28:47.080 At least one romantic

00:28:48.600 or intimate relationship

00:28:50.580 with an AI system.

00:28:51.540 Like they do weird porn stuff with it?

00:28:54.400 Couldn't tell you.

00:28:55.720 You couldn't tell me?

00:28:57.160 Yeah, all right.

00:28:58.160 Yeah, I don't know.

00:28:59.600 Closest without going over.

00:29:00.760 Remember.

00:29:02.140 The guilty fleeth 0.95

00:29:03.240 when none pursueth,

00:29:04.580 Mr. Davies.

00:29:06.200 It's like 1.5 million.

00:29:07.360 Wait, are you looking

00:29:11.320 for a percent or a number?

00:29:13.380 Percent.

00:29:13.940 I said percent.

00:29:14.960 Just a couple of percent.

00:29:16.200 Just a couple of percent.

00:29:17.580 Don't worry.

00:29:18.580 Six, seven.

00:29:19.580 Six, seven couple percent.

00:29:21.240 All right.

00:29:23.980 I have a doomer answer.

00:29:26.000 It's quite high.

00:29:27.540 Michael, yeah.

00:29:28.900 And this is a doomer answer for me.

00:29:30.780 I would say 1% of American adults,

00:29:32.880 which is a shocking number of people.

00:29:35.540 Apparently, Mary Morgan.

00:29:36.000 I said 15 because...

00:29:38.880 Do you think people are freaks?

00:29:41.520 I think...

00:29:42.060 Yeah.

00:29:42.340 Apparently, you're underestiming yourself.

00:29:43.700 I think you must be like

00:29:44.520 a basket of roses

00:29:45.560 because the real doomer answer

00:29:46.740 is 28%.

00:29:48.060 28%.

00:29:49.400 Oh, that's fake.

00:29:50.960 No.

00:29:51.900 Multiple articles

00:29:52.760 were talking about that.

00:29:53.380 We were looking it up this morning.

00:29:54.360 No.

00:29:55.060 I mean, whatever.

00:29:56.080 You figure...

00:29:56.620 Okay, so it's guys.

00:29:58.540 How many guys watch porn?

00:29:59.860 It's got adult guys

00:30:01.300 got to be 80% or something,

00:30:03.620 at least 70%.

00:30:04.600 And then if the idea is

00:30:07.620 this is just like new porn,

00:30:09.280 so then you're like 70% of guys.

00:30:10.780 But that's still...

00:30:11.460 Yeah, that takes you

00:30:12.020 to like 30% of the country.

00:30:13.760 Wow.

00:30:14.460 Crazy.

00:30:15.800 Yeah.

00:30:16.420 And I saw a different survey

00:30:17.880 that said like

00:30:18.640 something like 45%

00:30:20.760 responded that they would

00:30:23.020 have a relationship

00:30:24.000 with some sort of AI system.

00:30:27.820 And I'm guessing about

00:30:29.300 like half of them

00:30:30.280 would actually do it

00:30:31.440 if the opportunity arose.

00:30:35.260 It's a doomer.

00:30:35.720 This is our future.

00:30:36.960 It's very doomer.

00:30:37.700 I've long thought once they...

00:30:38.800 I guess it's good

00:30:38.920 that they're not going

00:30:39.600 to create new humans.

00:30:42.160 Well, yeah.

00:30:42.740 Well, that's true.

00:30:43.320 I always thought

00:30:43.880 once they figure out

00:30:44.920 AI and robots

00:30:47.320 and then porn

00:30:48.300 immediately affects

00:30:49.060 any new technology,

00:30:50.380 so they'll basically

00:30:51.560 make the AI porn

00:30:53.640 robot sex slaves, 1.00

00:30:54.940 at that point

00:30:55.680 the human race

00:30:56.480 will go extinct

00:30:57.820 because there'll be

00:30:59.200 no more children.

00:31:01.280 Yeah, and it's interesting

00:31:02.280 that Elon Musk

00:31:03.480 is kvetching all the time

00:31:05.060 about the birth rate decline

00:31:06.780 and yet he's encouraging men

00:31:08.800 to take up

00:31:09.920 AI girlfriends

00:31:10.680 with Grok.

00:31:12.120 Yeah.

00:31:12.560 That's quite ironic.

00:31:14.120 Yeah.

00:31:15.100 He doesn't make them

00:31:15.820 kind of anime and weird, though.

00:31:17.040 Maybe he's just trying

00:31:17.700 to like throw them off.

00:31:18.740 I don't know.

00:31:18.960 Yeah.

00:31:19.420 They're weirdly sexy, though.

00:31:20.820 Isn't that weird?

00:31:21.280 It makes it even worse.

00:31:21.660 Speaking of sexy,

00:31:23.000 Olivia Rodrigo

00:31:23.940 had beef with an artist

00:31:25.600 over their shared ex,

00:31:27.880 Joshua Bassett.

00:31:29.380 Who was this person?

00:31:30.420 Is it Sabrina Carpenter,

00:31:31.540 Selena Gomez,

00:31:32.900 Ariana Grande,

00:31:33.720 or Doja Cat?

00:31:34.680 Who also dated

00:31:35.880 this guy?

00:31:38.520 Joshua Bassett.

00:31:39.260 Doja Cat.

00:31:40.900 I know this one.

00:31:42.940 It's the lore.

00:31:43.460 How was that for a

00:31:43.680 stumbled segue?

00:31:45.160 What's the lore?

00:31:45.780 It's the lore

00:31:48.660 in one of Olivia's songs

00:31:50.100 that was viral on TikTok.

00:31:51.760 I hated it.

00:31:55.340 What's nice is

00:31:56.140 we're not even

00:31:56.540 going to have to read

00:31:57.040 Michael's.

00:31:57.580 This is a really

00:31:57.880 complex process.

00:31:59.120 When he reveals this,

00:32:00.260 it's going to be so uncanny.

00:32:01.320 You want to have to say?

00:32:05.420 We're getting a...

00:32:06.640 Hold on.

00:32:07.200 Are we getting a torso

00:32:07.880 this time?

00:32:08.960 Well, you may be.

00:32:11.060 Don't.

00:32:12.180 Hold on.

00:32:12.820 I'm scared.

00:32:13.720 Yeah, okay.

00:32:14.340 No, all right.

00:32:14.880 There we go.

00:32:15.780 And, yeah.

00:32:19.520 It's Doja Cat.

00:32:24.340 No, that would be

00:32:25.340 like predatory.

00:32:26.600 It was Sabrina.

00:32:28.140 It is Sabrina.

00:32:29.180 Sabrina.

00:32:30.140 Do you ever see

00:32:30.700 in Tom and Jerry?

00:32:31.760 In the song.

00:32:32.700 In Tom and Jerry,

00:32:33.800 this was from like

00:32:34.660 the 60s.

00:32:35.460 I was playing them

00:32:36.120 for my kids.

00:32:37.100 They have this

00:32:38.120 like really sexy cat.

00:32:39.900 This like hot cat.

00:32:41.120 I remember her.

00:32:42.020 You know the one

00:32:42.680 that's like...

00:32:43.780 And anyway,

00:32:44.640 that's what I pictured

00:32:45.380 Doja Cat to be.

00:32:46.820 Yeah.

00:32:47.260 And she has like

00:32:47.760 red lipstick on

00:32:49.100 and everything.

00:32:50.260 Yeah.

00:32:50.580 Yeah.

00:32:51.640 Olivia's song says

00:32:52.880 like you're probably

00:32:53.920 with that blonde girl 1.00

00:32:56.200 and she's talking

00:32:57.800 about Sabrina.

00:32:59.340 Wow.

00:33:00.020 But it was all over

00:33:00.640 a guy that

00:33:01.700 looks 12 anyway.

00:33:04.220 Hmm.

00:33:05.780 How old is Sabrina? 0.99

00:33:06.960 Joshua Bassett.

00:33:07.980 I'm sure he's a nice guy.

00:33:09.520 Sabrina?

00:33:10.540 Yeah.

00:33:10.900 I think Sabrina is 25. 0.95

00:33:12.800 Okay.

00:33:13.300 Now.

00:33:15.100 Not then.

00:33:16.940 How old is Doja Cat?

00:33:17.760 A little older

00:33:18.480 than Olivia Rodrigo.

00:33:21.540 How old is Doja Cat?

00:33:22.200 She's the older woman. 0.97

00:33:24.600 Doja Cat? 0.53

00:33:25.600 Let me guess.

00:33:26.720 I think that Doja Cat

00:33:29.140 is in her 30s.

00:33:30.580 I could be wrong.

00:33:31.200 So do you know

00:33:31.960 that would make her 0.65

00:33:32.880 210 years old

00:33:35.300 if she were Doja Dog? 1.00

00:33:38.540 In dog years.

00:33:43.000 Is that math correct?

00:33:44.320 Did you just like

00:33:44.780 nail that? 0.94

00:33:45.300 I think so.

00:33:45.900 I have no idea.

00:33:47.280 I'm not going to

00:33:47.720 fact check you on that.

00:33:48.840 Thank you.

00:33:49.340 Michael, this is almost

00:33:50.140 as doomer as the

00:33:51.160 AI relationship question

00:33:52.780 but you are losing

00:33:53.580 9-4 to Mary Morgan

00:33:54.940 right now.

00:33:55.240 That's 6-7

00:33:56.040 is what that is.

00:33:57.980 There's still time

00:33:59.380 to come back.

00:34:00.260 All right.

00:34:00.740 Here we go.

00:34:01.280 Next up,

00:34:01.820 a popular internet

00:34:02.820 theory claims

00:34:03.680 which male music artist

00:34:05.240 is married to a woman

00:34:06.480 who stalked him

00:34:07.700 since childhood

00:34:08.460 based on viral photos

00:34:09.940 of her appearing

00:34:10.600 in the background

00:34:11.180 of his life for years?

00:34:13.740 Is it A,

00:34:14.940 Kid Leroy?

00:34:17.120 B, Justin Bieber?

00:34:18.780 C, Bryson Tiller?

00:34:20.600 D,

00:34:21.280 Pai Dolla $ign? 0.93

00:34:24.380 Michael knows this.

00:34:26.020 I actually,

00:34:26.700 I have this one

00:34:27.420 pretty well done.

00:34:28.820 He's down the rabbit hole

00:34:29.640 in this one.

00:34:30.240 This was kind of a layup.

00:34:30.940 This one,

00:34:31.780 this story was huge.

00:34:33.960 Yeah.

00:34:34.680 He's a big Kid Leroy fan.

00:34:36.260 All right,

00:34:36.400 what do you have?

00:34:37.440 I said E for Emmanuel Macron.

00:34:39.300 I hope that doesn't cost us

00:34:43.380 a billion dollars.

00:34:46.000 Correct answer is

00:34:47.060 Justin Bieber.

00:34:48.340 It is Justin Bieber.

00:34:49.400 Wait,

00:34:49.820 she stalked him?

00:34:51.300 Mrs. Bieber stalked him?

00:34:53.080 Allegedly.

00:34:54.020 Wow.

00:34:54.760 Allegedly,

00:34:55.240 allegedly.

00:34:55.540 She's very pretty.

00:34:56.540 She's very pretty.

00:34:56.800 For years.

00:34:56.960 For years,

00:34:57.100 like while she was,

00:34:58.600 she started stalking him

00:35:00.020 allegedly when she was like 0.97

00:35:01.520 12 years old.

00:35:03.340 That's dedication.

00:35:04.620 And all the women 0.92

00:35:05.260 saw this story

00:35:06.420 and they were like,

00:35:07.480 I don't know,

00:35:07.960 it's kind of crazy,

00:35:08.700 but I respect it.

00:35:09.660 Like maybe we need to

00:35:10.560 normalize female aggression. 0.96

00:35:12.720 Yeah.

00:35:15.280 It's true.

00:35:15.860 I could have,

00:35:16.420 I could have used a more,

00:35:17.680 a little more aggressiveness

00:35:18.720 from the ladies,

00:35:19.460 you know,

00:35:19.600 during my,

00:35:19.980 some of my single periods

00:35:20.960 come up.

00:35:22.100 Hey, Michael.

00:35:23.420 In these topsy-turvy times,

00:35:25.300 what are we to do

00:35:26.280 when men don't ask us out? 0.81

00:35:28.080 We have to be the pursuers,

00:35:29.780 which means we have

00:35:31.280 to stalk them.

00:35:32.280 Speaking of aggressive women, 1.00

00:35:33.680 this female artist 0.99

00:35:34.840 was labeled a homewrecker

00:35:36.080 after allegedly causing

00:35:37.460 a divorce by sleeping

00:35:38.660 with her married co-star,

00:35:40.120 a new dad,

00:35:40.820 and his wife's

00:35:41.700 high school sweetheart.

00:35:43.540 She later dropped the song

00:35:45.020 Yes and,

00:35:46.600 who is she? 0.99

00:35:48.120 Did Cardi B,

00:35:49.060 Doja Cat,

00:35:49.760 Selena Gomez,

00:35:50.260 or Ariana Grande? 0.64

00:35:52.280 These are like too easy.

00:35:54.900 Is it just easy for me

00:35:56.140 because I talk about this stuff?

00:35:58.880 I got that.

00:35:59.720 Even I got this one.

00:36:00.960 He's writing confidently.

00:36:02.300 Yeah.

00:36:03.000 These were huge stories.

00:36:06.380 It's stage four ho,

00:36:08.720 Ariana Grande.

00:36:10.160 Ariana Grande.

00:36:12.040 Not Ariana Pequeño,

00:36:14.140 but Ariana Grande. 0.72

00:36:15.740 That's how I wrote that.

00:36:17.160 You are both correct.

00:36:18.860 Now, the current score

00:36:19.640 is 11-5,

00:36:20.660 which does make

00:36:21.360 Mary Morgan the victor.

00:36:22.320 However,

00:36:23.580 this is a gentleman's game

00:36:24.720 and it's never too late

00:36:26.480 to come back.

00:36:27.740 So if you're feeling frisky,

00:36:29.340 you can risk it all

00:36:30.240 on an all or nothing

00:36:31.860 bonus question

00:36:32.680 for the last round,

00:36:33.380 Mary.

00:36:33.440 Mary Morgan,

00:36:34.000 you want to do it?

00:36:34.680 Are you going to risk it all?

00:36:37.960 Yeah.

00:36:39.060 Yes!

00:36:39.420 Yes!

00:36:40.780 Oh, let's go! 0.59

00:36:43.380 We had to just build

00:36:44.080 her confidence

00:36:44.640 in those last questions.

00:36:45.980 Yeah.

00:36:47.080 No, this is going to rig it

00:36:49.000 in Michael's favor.

00:36:50.060 I know.

00:36:50.460 It better rig it in my favor.

00:36:52.360 Let's go.

00:36:52.840 What is it?

00:36:53.200 You dirty riggers.

00:36:54.420 Yeah.

00:36:55.940 It's rig us.

00:36:57.040 It's for us.

00:36:58.360 No, for you.

00:36:59.300 Not for...

00:36:59.700 I'm the rigger.

00:37:00.980 Yeah, that's my word.

00:37:01.980 Okay.

00:37:02.180 All right.

00:37:04.460 He is an expert in this.

00:37:05.660 In 2025,

00:37:07.800 OnlyFans' top earners

00:37:09.240 include Bella Thorne,

00:37:10.560 Iggy Azalea,

00:37:11.840 and Bad Baby,

00:37:12.900 and it was topped

00:37:13.800 by Sophie Reign.

00:37:15.660 How much did Sophie Reign 1.00

00:37:17.240 reportedly earn

00:37:18.280 in one year?

00:37:19.140 Closest without going over.

00:37:21.100 Wow.

00:37:21.680 Man, some people have it all.

00:37:22.880 You know,

00:37:23.180 if Bad Baby

00:37:23.960 can make all this money

00:37:25.020 on OnlyFans

00:37:25.720 and then headline

00:37:26.580 the Super Bowl

00:37:27.260 the following year,

00:37:28.280 it's just amazing.

00:37:32.180 How much did Sophie Reign make?

00:37:34.100 I think I have the number.

00:37:34.580 Sophie Reign is the top one

00:37:35.860 on OnlyFans?

00:37:37.500 I don't know.

00:37:38.280 I've heard crazy numbers

00:37:39.380 for like OnlyFans generally.

00:37:41.980 Even though most of them

00:37:42.580 make like $3 ever.

00:37:43.600 Who knows if she's telling the truth?

00:37:44.220 Yeah.

00:37:45.240 She might be lying.

00:37:46.540 We never know.

00:37:48.440 Hold on.

00:37:49.040 And they're certainly

00:37:49.500 lying to the government.

00:37:50.780 You're telling me

00:37:51.540 a prostitute would lie? 1.00

00:37:53.380 Hold on.

00:37:53.720 There's no way.

00:37:54.660 I don't believe it.

00:37:59.540 You know,

00:38:00.120 this Sophie Reign girl 0.92

00:38:01.120 is the one

00:38:01.580 that got into a feud

00:38:02.560 with Bonnie Blue

00:38:03.460 because she was like,

00:38:04.760 you're tarnishing

00:38:05.660 the reputation

00:38:06.720 of sex workers

00:38:07.980 everywhere, Bonnie.

00:38:09.460 Right.

00:38:10.140 That's right.

00:38:11.380 Some of us are in it

00:38:12.340 because it's empowering

00:38:13.400 and beautiful

00:38:14.180 and you're just in it

00:38:15.720 for a spectacle.

00:38:17.300 You're just in it

00:38:17.760 for love of the game,

00:38:18.640 you know?

00:38:19.680 Money's only...

00:38:20.760 Everyone's a freak

00:38:21.900 until Bonnie Blue

00:38:22.940 pulls up.

00:38:26.760 Yeah,

00:38:27.180 it is crazy

00:38:27.760 because you see

00:38:28.580 this gal 0.65

00:38:30.080 who appears

00:38:30.760 to have been hollowed

00:38:31.540 out by like

00:38:32.080 very,

00:38:32.720 very evil

00:38:33.440 forces

00:38:34.800 and she seems

00:38:35.940 to be like

00:38:36.400 almost,

00:38:36.840 you know,

00:38:37.300 like 700 years old

00:38:39.320 with this wizened...

00:38:40.480 And then you find out

00:38:41.260 she's like 23

00:38:41.960 or something.

00:38:43.020 Like,

00:38:43.340 oh man,

00:38:43.860 lady,

00:38:44.180 turn it around.

00:38:44.980 She is 100%

00:38:46.440 lying about her age.

00:38:47.700 That's totally not true.

00:38:49.300 And I think

00:38:49.740 that she's probably

00:38:51.300 just clinically

00:38:52.540 a psychopath.

00:38:53.780 She's like

00:38:54.260 dark tetrad.

00:38:55.960 Yeah,

00:38:56.360 it could be.

00:38:58.440 She never returned

00:38:59.360 any of my calls

00:39:00.100 back in my single days,

00:39:01.240 you know,

00:39:01.460 not once.

00:39:03.760 I could have been

00:39:04.300 Mr. Blue.

00:39:06.320 You just said

00:39:06.840 she's old.

00:39:07.480 Don't make it weird.

00:39:08.360 You just said

00:39:08.780 she was really old.

00:39:09.720 All right.

00:39:11.040 Look,

00:39:11.620 I'm just going off

00:39:12.440 of what the media

00:39:12.980 told me.

00:39:14.300 That's what I always do.

00:39:16.400 Okay,

00:39:16.840 hold on.

00:39:17.840 Sophia Rain.

00:39:21.640 I kind of like that.

00:39:22.580 That's a nice name.

00:39:26.460 I'm going to,

00:39:27.000 I don't know.

00:39:28.480 This is the one

00:39:29.260 that she talks about

00:39:30.220 being Christian

00:39:31.000 a lot.

00:39:33.060 Oh,

00:39:33.480 really?

00:39:34.460 Interesting.

00:39:35.480 Yeah.

00:39:36.420 She made the most

00:39:37.240 of anyone.

00:39:37.940 Yeah,

00:39:38.100 whatever she's doing

00:39:38.660 is working,

00:39:39.100 apparently.

00:39:40.120 All right,

00:39:40.340 10 seconds.

00:39:41.500 Closest without

00:39:42.040 going over.

00:39:42.600 I think it was

00:39:43.020 close.

00:39:50.540 All right.

00:39:51.560 Oh,

00:39:51.940 man,

00:39:52.200 the tension.

00:39:52.680 You cut it

00:39:52.940 with a knife.

00:39:53.420 What do you got,

00:39:53.720 Michael?

00:39:54.340 I said $36 million.

00:39:58.640 Okay.

00:40:00.000 That looks like

00:40:00.740 $136.

00:40:01.720 Is that just

00:40:02.120 the dollar sign?

00:40:02.880 That's the dollar sign.

00:40:03.940 I wasted all of it

00:40:04.860 drawing little figures

00:40:05.880 of cats and stuff.

00:40:08.160 I might have guessed

00:40:09.700 too high,

00:40:10.420 but I feel like

00:40:11.680 I remember it

00:40:12.580 being this high.

00:40:14.920 It's $55 million.

00:40:17.400 Well,

00:40:17.820 it looks like

00:40:18.860 there is a new

00:40:19.780 maven of pop culture

00:40:20.940 because it was

00:40:21.400 $43 million.

00:40:22.600 Let's go!

00:40:23.260 Woo! 0.99

00:40:24.120 Damn it.

00:40:26.040 So close.

00:40:27.860 So rigged.

00:40:29.600 Oh,

00:40:30.280 man.

00:40:31.040 I want to thank

00:40:32.380 every degenerate

00:40:34.460 Zoomer out there 1.00

00:40:35.860 for spending money

00:40:37.520 on an evil

00:40:38.480 and disgusting vice 1.00

00:40:39.940 that is corrupting

00:40:40.820 your soul

00:40:41.400 because you just

00:40:42.360 let me win

00:40:42.960 a meaningless game.

00:40:44.240 So thank you.

00:40:46.740 You should.

00:40:47.640 You should.

00:40:47.940 Damn it.

00:40:48.460 I thought I knew

00:40:49.100 my stuff.

00:40:50.300 You just proved

00:40:51.340 me wrong.

00:40:52.500 Maybe you should

00:40:53.340 take over my job,

00:40:54.300 Michael.

00:40:55.380 I've said it for years.

00:40:56.580 I've been gunning

00:40:57.260 to be just a hip,

00:40:58.440 cool,

00:40:59.120 Zoomer chick. 1.00

00:40:59.900 Well,

00:41:01.560 to the victor

00:41:02.140 does go the spoils.

00:41:03.240 You can be

00:41:03.540 whatever you want.

00:41:05.240 Again,

00:41:05.680 yeah.

00:41:05.960 This is great.

00:41:06.620 Wow,

00:41:06.800 thank you.

00:41:07.620 Thank you.

00:41:07.800 Well,

00:41:08.200 Mary Morgan,

00:41:08.820 thank you so much

00:41:09.600 for playing this game

00:41:10.280 and would you please

00:41:11.200 give Michael

00:41:11.720 a 30-second ad read

00:41:12.940 for why people

00:41:13.580 should tune in

00:41:14.080 and watch

00:41:14.400 The Michael Knowles Show?

00:41:16.820 You should tune in

00:41:18.140 and watch

00:41:18.580 The Michael Knowles Show

00:41:19.800 because he is

00:41:21.700 such a Riz master 1.00

00:41:23.020 that the Riz 1.00

00:41:24.820 might emanate

00:41:26.060 from the screen

00:41:27.080 and be endowed

00:41:28.380 onto you

00:41:29.120 and one day

00:41:30.440 you could have

00:41:31.160 as much Riz 0.77

00:41:31.960 as Michael Knowles.

00:41:33.720 That's so beautiful.

00:41:35.660 That was so nice.

00:41:38.160 Wow.

00:41:39.240 It's like

00:41:39.640 men want him, 0.99

00:41:40.960 women want to be him. 1.00

00:41:42.200 This is big.

00:41:42.900 Thank you.

00:41:43.300 Thank you so much.

00:41:44.760 I'm honored.

00:41:45.820 Women want to be him. 1.00

00:41:46.960 Wait, what?

00:41:47.640 Huh?

00:41:47.960 Hold on.

00:41:48.800 I admire your bravery,

00:41:51.740 Mary Morgan,

00:41:52.660 for going out

00:41:53.420 risking it all.

00:41:54.600 Sometimes,

00:41:55.260 you know,

00:41:56.120 in love,

00:41:57.340 in culture,

00:41:58.200 you have to take risks.

00:41:59.360 Sometimes they pay off,

00:42:00.260 sometimes they don't.

00:42:01.960 Mr. Davies,

00:42:02.500 thank you once again

00:42:03.200 for having me on my own show

00:42:04.440 and I'm happy

00:42:07.180 that I could teach everyone

00:42:07.980 a thing or two.

00:42:08.980 Well,

00:42:09.340 there you have it.

00:42:10.120 And if you haven't already,

00:42:11.800 go subscribe to

00:42:12.720 The Pop Culture Crisis

00:42:13.960 on YouTube

00:42:14.380 and follow Mary Morgan

00:42:16.520 and drop a comment

00:42:17.300 with who you want us

00:42:18.380 to have on next

00:42:18.960 and what topic to cover

00:42:20.060 in the next episode

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00:42:21.460 I'll see you next time.

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The Michael Knowles Show - October 18, 2025

Michael Knowles Vs. Mary Morgan： Test Your Pop Culture IQ ｜ FACE-OFF

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