The Michael Knowles Show - April 19, 2026


Michael REACTS To Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers Part 2

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10 minutes

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1,403

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129

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Toxicity

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As we await eagerly the release of Toy Story 5, lots of people on the internet are producing their own Pixar trailers. We ve already covered some of them in a previous installment of this high-level art criticism. The producers have assembled the latest viral trailers, and it will be up to me to decide which one should become a full-length Pixar movie.

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00:00:30.000 as we await eagerly the release of toy story 5 lots of people on the internet are producing
00:00:53.320 their own pixar trailers we've already covered some of them in a previous installment of this
00:00:59.220 high-level art criticism. The producers have assembled the latest viral Pixar trailers,
00:01:06.060 and it will be up to me, maybe up to you, to decide which one should become a full-length
00:01:10.840 Pixar movie. Take it away.
00:01:29.220 have to do. This Christmas.
00:01:33.600 Dad! Where are you
00:01:35.200 taking me?
00:01:40.420 Drive from
00:01:41.100 legs, not arms.
00:01:42.720 Good. More. 0.70
00:01:46.040 Oh, my leg, 0.58
00:01:46.580 grip it tight.
00:01:47.480 Hit low, 10 times.
00:01:48.840 Get up, I'm blocking.
00:01:50.420 i'm coming for you dad two to three years dagestad coming soon
00:02:03.600 all right it's a little much it's a little too complex you need more references i don't but okay
00:02:10.320 dad i'm gay peace kid see you in heaven maybe
00:02:17.800 Disney and Pixar present 0.74
00:02:21.380 One Way Ticket to Hell
00:02:22.960 Coming this summer
00:02:24.080 Wait but he says see you in heaven 1.00
00:02:28.580 Well enjoy AIDS I guess right 1.00
00:02:30.960 Did I miss something there it didn't 0.98
00:02:32.960 It says maybe
00:02:33.660 Maybe
00:02:34.760 Yeah okay well I'm seeing a theme 1.00
00:02:38.260 There's really a theme of black gay teenagers 1.00
00:02:40.940 That means you're gay 0.99
00:02:42.820 Yeah I don't know 1.00
00:02:47.380 it's fine. Okay. It's fine. It doesn't hit as hard for me. I know the first two. Okay. I don't know.
00:02:53.500 I'm not making a full feature length film out of those. You don't gotta be a YN no more. I got a 1.00
00:03:01.680 better way. Quarter zip. What's a YN? Is that like an N word? Basically. What's the Y stand for?
00:03:14.200 young oh okay yeah all right that's kind of what i assumed it meant quarter zip wow that's great
00:03:20.760 that's really nice and a good lesson if we just passed out quarter zips to every
00:03:28.820 12 year old in the country you could do a lot to improve the utes okay next one
00:03:34.420 i don't know if there's a place for me in the world there's a place for everyone karen
00:03:39.520 there's a place for you as well
00:03:41.360 it's perfect kitchen i thought i would be just cooking no one said anything about the dishes
00:03:51.500 all right that's a more direct yeah okay there's a more direct joke there that's okay
00:04:00.720 that's there's something i need to tell you i think i like girls no son of ours will be straight
00:04:05.780 get out
00:04:06.820 yeah okay a funny funny bit i know it's too confusing though i'm extremely confused like
00:04:21.000 at the end he you know he picks the wall i don't know do you have any new year's resolutions
00:04:25.240 only one after the ball drops this new year's he won't have any of his own post-op
00:04:33.260 It would be post-op, it would be only one P.
00:04:40.300 Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:04:43.500 Op, OPP would be like an opportunity or an opponent,
00:04:46.440 but operation would be one P,
00:04:49.380 which they get in the subtitles, but okay.
00:04:51.840 The pitch is fine, but right now,
00:04:54.400 no, the winner is the kitchen one.
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00:06:12.820 man the smith family moved to toronto and mrs smith's worst fears came true you're teasing me
00:06:19.520 Oh, no. Our son has become a Toronto man. Billy, come back down here this instant.
00:06:27.040 You'll have to say it in a way he'll understand. Come downstairs or you'll get a defaz, my youth.
00:06:32.580 What is another way of saying two to the power of two? 0.96
00:06:36.680 Two twos, Sam.
00:06:38.540 Toronto man.
00:06:40.260 It's, uh, I don't get it. Boy, if you don't.
00:06:44.160 Like, I don't get it, okay? And probably most of you don't get it either.
00:06:47.080 but I like how specific it is.
00:06:50.120 It's such a great niche stereotype
00:06:52.920 of a man from Toronto
00:06:55.180 that I want to give it credit.
00:06:59.800 It's kind of like conservatives do this.
00:07:02.540 We don't make the movies that we want to see.
00:07:05.440 We make the movies that we want to want to see.
00:07:09.420 That's how I feel about Toronto Man.
00:07:12.020 So that's still in the running.
00:07:14.840 She's beautiful. 0.93
00:07:15.860 She sure is.
00:07:17.080 congratulations mom and dad how i mean she's so different different can be a gift
00:07:22.380 coming this summer
00:07:26.980 the kid's black but the parents are white so do you get it i get it okay all right whatever
00:07:40.560 it's in the running in a world where snickers rules the skies one man dares to be salty please
00:07:46.420 No Snickers.
00:07:47.120 Snickers!
00:07:48.060 When the world goes nuts, only one man can wear the crown. 1.00
00:07:51.700 What's up, fool? 1.00
00:07:52.720 Not to... 1.00
00:07:53.480 What?
00:07:58.540 Hold on.
00:07:59.160 Wait, what is that?
00:07:59.800 I don't really get that.
00:08:01.020 All right, hold it.
00:08:01.720 Hold for a second.
00:08:02.340 Jacob's going to send you a reel.
00:08:03.640 What?
00:08:04.480 For a second, I thought that Snickers was just a euphemism for the N-word.
00:08:09.660 Are you sure?
00:08:11.360 That that's what they were doing?
00:08:12.300 But then what's with Burger King?
00:08:14.700 Jacob's sending you a clip.
00:08:16.280 Let's see this.
00:08:19.300 Oh.
00:08:29.260 Wow, okay.
00:08:30.500 Okay, I guess that reference was so niche, I didn't even pick it up.
00:08:34.600 But I guess because of that, it's now very much in the running.
00:08:38.740 Ma'am, you listen to me.
00:08:39.660 I'm trying.
00:08:40.600 Could you please?
00:08:41.200 No down.
00:08:41.660 No down.
00:08:42.080 No slowing down.
00:08:42.840 The bank will freeze everything unless you move now.
00:08:45.120 One click.
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00:08:47.120 Do it!
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00:08:48.660 Okay, all right.
00:08:50.240 All right, that's it.
00:08:51.260 That's it.
00:08:51.840 Okay, I'm really torn now
00:08:53.180 between the kitchen and the Snickers one.
00:08:58.280 It's just which...
00:08:59.520 Which is funnier?
00:09:03.140 I guess I would want to see the Snickers one
00:09:05.360 as a full-length movie because...
00:09:07.060 Snickers!
00:09:08.040 One, you know, racial tensions
00:09:09.620 is a perennial theme in human life.
00:09:13.280 So it's inexhaustible in that way.
00:09:15.260 but you could say sexual tension is as well but with the with the kitchen joke i get the joke
00:09:21.700 immediately i just get it right i don't know if there's a place for me and he says your place is
00:09:29.940 in the kitchen you know and then that's that's it so i get it so i don't need a whole movie about
00:09:34.440 that whereas with the crown guy and the snickers guy i didn't even know what that meme was until
00:09:38.940 after I saw it. And now I want the backstory. Why is he wearing a crown? Why, where does his
00:09:46.100 hostility toward the Snickers's come from? Is it just from this incident? Was there something in
00:09:52.300 his past? Where, that's what, okay, that's the one. I want a full movie of that.
00:09:59.040 Coming before or after Toy Story 5. I'm Michael Knowles. See you next time.