The Mikhaila Peterson Podcast - 107. Would We Do OnlyFans？｜ Nicole Arbour

00:00:00.000 But she told me when I was in, like, grade five that I laughed, or maybe, like, younger, grade three or something, that I laughed like a goat.

00:00:06.200 And then I stopped laughing.

00:00:07.980 Like, when I...

00:00:08.860 I just wanted to see if I could do it.

00:00:15.760 I didn't know if I could.

00:00:17.240 I have a new skill.

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00:00:24.080 I get these...

00:00:24.960 I don't know if this happens to people, but it must happen to people where...

00:00:29.260 You don't know how to experience joy.

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00:00:39.760 It's a live episode on my couch in my podcasting room with Nicole Arbor. 0.97

00:00:45.400 Welcome to episode 108.

00:00:48.000 Nicole is a comedian. 0.99

00:00:49.180 She releases super fancy, sometimes political, short videos, satire that often go viral.

00:00:54.700 She's a former cheerleader.

00:00:56.120 Realistically, she's still a cheerleader.

00:00:57.840 She can sing. 0.93

00:00:58.440 She can dance.

00:00:58.960 she can imitate a goat she's a multi-talented individual we decided to do a podcast because

00:01:04.100 she was in toronto and she makes me laugh and i really needed some laughs after the last few

00:01:09.120 months subscribe if you enjoy this nicole arbor welcome to my podcast again hi friend hi sitting

00:01:24.940 on your couch this is awesome do you like the couch i love your couch i love the couch in here

00:01:28.780 and i love all of your couches thank you that you stole from nonas i didn't steal i paid them

00:01:33.320 you paid the nobody else would buy these couches i love them so much thank you i love them too an

00:01:38.720 unhealthy amount like really really i don't want to know what you did yeah it's not where i was

00:01:43.620 going with that i went there oh my gosh i'm so happy to be with you do your intro i'm gonna

00:01:48.620 screw it up yeah no no i do the intro after okay cool we're just starting this is us we're on

00:01:53.380 so so where are you living now what's your plan let's start with that okay let's do that um I

00:02:03.180 didn't know I'm derailing you okay I'm just telling you that it is so fun to be sitting

00:02:09.020 with you like a girl that is a friend of mine that I never have to worry about you having like

00:02:14.800 weird intentions that you're gonna like weirdly edit this or anything we can just like chill

00:02:19.640 i just want to say that good i appreciate that i've had some people come on and they're like yeah

00:02:23.680 i'm coming on because you don't edit your podcast and i did say i like slightly beautify them like

00:02:30.040 a tiny bit as you should yeah i don't know why you just like a really tiny bit it's mostly

00:02:34.540 mostly that but i feel like you should the answer of your question um i am between nashville and

00:02:40.320 toronto right now and nashville is the freaking best nashville is amazing everybody should no

00:02:46.160 don't everybody live in nashville leave it for us yeah yeah i'm trying to make you live in nashville

00:02:52.200 it's yeah yeah so we went out for drinks a week ago yeah which was a weird experience that i want

00:02:57.680 to talk about okay go on yeah yeah but we'll get into that in a sec but you were saying nashville

00:03:02.480 is a really nice place to live because i was saying i wanted to go to austin yeah because

00:03:05.600 i'm interested in like some of the people moving there and the weather and the fact it's a little

00:03:10.980 bit less restricted yeah you were like no nashville yeah well austin's dope but nashville

00:03:18.220 is just freaking awesome it's the people it's like the i'm a christian and there's just it

00:03:25.760 feels like it's been preserved in time there's christian values and people say things and then

00:03:31.400 they do it and i don't feel like in la there's like malicious people everywhere trying to claw

00:03:36.900 other way to the top in nashville it's collaborative and people just love on each

00:03:41.860 other and cheer for each other and i'm like this is my vibe yeah that's nice like small town kind

00:03:47.800 of small town but in a city it's like nash vegas like the i've also never been to las vegas so

00:03:54.120 can i take you to las vegas yeah 100 oh that's so there's the police are gonna get called

00:03:59.760 something is gonna happen if you and i go and yeah it's good we should do it okay let's do it

00:04:04.620 so i'm into it before we get started i wanted to say so we went out for drinks the other week

00:04:08.780 and it was so weird it was really relaxing it was nice like we chatted a bunch but every this is

00:04:16.280 this was weird for me i've never had this experience before every time i left and went

00:04:21.200 to the bathroom yeah and came back there were just men flocking towards you like a magnet

00:04:28.020 magnet you were like no seriously it was like a met being next to a female magnet it was so weird

00:04:34.900 you haven't experienced i've never been with anyone who had the same kind of like i've experienced it

00:04:39.100 to a degree but that was strange for me really i was like watching it being like this is does this

00:04:45.420 happen normally you're like yeah this is normal you're like what i like your impression of me

00:04:49.900 yeah that yeah does this happen all the time i have like two different voices i like my low

00:04:54.900 chilling on the couch voice and then I have like my hi I'm Nicole let's play that yeah that happened

00:04:59.640 yeah and that attracts people like crazy I just talk like that you know that's my like I talk

00:05:05.540 like that with your dad the whole interview because I was just like playing and having fun I

00:05:08.960 watched that yeah it was fun that was fun but yeah that was that was interesting and your reaction

00:05:15.060 to that was even more fun because you were like who are you people what are you doing here do you

00:05:19.920 know her like you were so confused i'm like no they just came up and they're just new friends 0.91

00:05:25.000 yeah like who the fuck are these people we're so opposite it's funny that you're wearing white and 0.82

00:05:30.320 i'm wearing black but yeah yeah that should be probably opposite but you did dress me you dress 0.97

00:05:35.800 i did for anybody watching this literally mikaela dressed me today so unless they don't like the

00:05:41.080 outfit in which case mikaela mikaela dressed drinking with it was fun with you like going

00:05:46.900 out with you is so fun i just yeah you're such a i don't know if people know they probably do

00:05:51.780 from watching your show but you're just like a chill fucking good person and you're just cool

00:05:56.820 and i love talking to you and like it depends who i'm around if i'm around people who i'm not 0.65

00:06:01.780 entertained by it my face is just like i have this it's like it sinks and i don't have the energy

00:06:09.020 i can i'll be sitting there being like uh-oh i'm not smiling i'm like okay smile and i'll be like

00:06:14.840 come on face yeah face do it we're excited don't look crazy face yeah yeah yeah we were like you

00:06:22.920 were i was so surprised at how many drinks you could handle i can't russia no i i don't think 0.95

00:06:30.360 i've met having met anyone who can out drink me it's fucked up i've been like that since i was 0.86

00:06:34.820 like too young that i won't say but i was thinking like it's shocking because you don't eat food and 0.94

00:06:40.220 i also don't yeah i thought you'd be like passing out you should have seen my tolerance when i was

00:06:44.640 eating carbs it was insane it was insane there's something very something's wrong wrong special

00:06:52.060 whatever you could enter competitions i think you'd win okay thank you yeah special i'm gonna

00:06:57.400 go with that i would pay to see you in like a drinking competition oh my god against giant

00:07:01.240 dudes because i literally think i've done that before and i've won i've done that before and 0.97

00:07:06.540 i've won are there videos of this shit no but there are p there were people there there were 0.66

00:07:10.520 people we could contact it did happen okay i believe you we should i kind of want to do that 0.93

00:07:15.120 i was shocked i was like i'm getting too tipsy to be in public and you're like let's get four

00:07:19.920 more rounds but like no you weren't except my voice yeah well who are you who are you people

00:07:27.240 who are you it was good i liked it okay i have a whole list of questions people wrote in all the

00:07:33.920 questions they wrote in all the questions although to be honest and i can tell these people that

00:07:39.260 i i ask the audience questions because i wanted to see like what topics they're interested in

00:07:44.700 just to see kind of where i should go yeah but i probably take two or three of those questions

00:07:49.400 usually there are a lot of weird responses in there oh like a lot of like they want to see

00:07:55.600 my feet yeah it's like feet people oh yeah people yeah so not giving it to you i don't know where

00:08:00.480 the camera is not giving it to you yeah okay let's start with actually so one of the things

00:08:07.520 you mentioned when we were out is a music video yeah okay so i'm very excited about why is that

00:08:15.120 happening what when is it coming out okay in the next two weeks i'm not sure when this is coming

00:08:20.300 out but it's coming out soon and yeah i'm doing music it should be out if it's out it will be

00:08:26.480 linked okay sweet link it up thanks yeah you're doing music i'm doing music and you saw it and

00:08:32.520 you kind of i'm not sure did you hear it could you hear it where we were i couldn't hear it

00:08:36.380 super clearly but i saw it you saw it okay what was your initial reaction it's like a legit music

00:08:41.960 video it looks very cool yay thanks uh i directed and i'm doing music and so many people was that

00:08:49.400 in nashville that one yeah i recorded that in nashville but i started doing music like four

00:08:54.080 years ago and then the thing that you hear from a lot of people happened where producers started

00:08:58.760 fighting with managers over who owns this and who whatever and i just went nope uh there's enough 0.65

00:09:04.880 drama i'm not doing this shit i've seen it happen to artists so i just dropped the project and just 0.70

00:09:09.380 kept going on with my other stuff and then oh yeah i miss those songs i might be getting them back 0.94

00:09:14.500 though yikes yeah but it wasn't worth the fight to me i'm like no i don't want this negative energy

00:09:20.920 on a project i'm about to release so forget about it and then i just did this one track in nashville

00:09:27.340 and i've since done a bunch of tracks and the first one's coming out with the video ryan long

00:09:32.800 who we both know who has been a friend of mine for like 15 years now he's like the sibling i

00:09:37.380 never wanted uh that's how i think of ryan i'm just like ah you're like my brother that i didn't

00:09:43.340 want uh always tells the truth uh he's like don't do music it'll end your career but he hasn't seen 0.92

00:09:50.080 or heard it so everyone who's actually seen or heard it is like fuck it'll end your career i 0.57

00:09:57.500 don't think that's necessarily true i think like even if first of all i don't think it's gonna go 0.97

00:10:02.140 badly but i can see why you would say like don't do it in case it goes you end up with like a flop

00:10:07.540 and then you're forever known as the bad music video person yeah yeah but doesn't that also

00:10:11.760 sometimes make people's careers or does it just destroy their lives i appreciate yeah like well

00:10:18.860 i'm not that that's the thing is like i would like that though that's kind of sad oh are you

00:10:23.480 sure you don't want to do yeah no i'm good that's not what your music video looks like no or the

00:10:28.100 song i know the people are gonna be surprised and i've so here's the thing here's how i knew

00:10:32.780 that it like it doesn't suck is it was sent to some people including world star and they were 0.95

00:10:37.860 like whoa okay i was like if anybody's gonna roast me on this shit it will be send it to those it 0.98

00:10:43.120 will be world i sent it to all the people that i know would roast me like the hardest and all of 0.99

00:10:48.180 them went holy shit dope and i was like hey motherfuckers won't say you're coming yeah it's 0.98

00:10:55.080 it's fun it's a different part of my personality that i've kept hidden because i'm scared of being 0.99

00:11:00.120 famous yeah it's true scared of being famous yeah okay let's get into that why here we go

00:11:06.400 yeah i want to talk about the like okay i'm gonna get super comfy let's do this i wish tell me if i

00:11:11.260 mess up your mic okay and legs are gonna go crazy if i do something like i'm just gonna stay exactly

00:11:16.020 all of the views okay this works and i'll just like turn and look at you dope um fame fame it's 0.85

00:11:23.400 fucking weird it's weird it's a weird thing that i've had i won't say a small taste of because for

00:11:29.700 most people it's definitely more than they will ever experience in their lifetime and it's weird 0.97

00:11:35.860 and it scares me and people start treating you differently and like let's say britney spears 0.99

00:11:41.560 like i saw that situation it's completely fucked it's fucked and it's fucked because it's the 0.98

00:11:48.320 people around her that she should have been able to trust that did it to her i bet it was you know 1.00

00:11:52.840 what i think it is go on i think it's psych meds i think she had anxiety and they put her on psych 0.95

00:11:57.600 meds and the psych meds made everything fucking fucked yes 100 but they put her on those psych 0.94

00:12:03.060 meds to make her go crazy so they can get videos of her going crazy so they can capture her money 0.99

00:12:06.780 oh no that's like is that bad oh yeah i've watched the documentaries i haven't so two years ago i 0.89

00:12:13.400 think there was an article put out and i had commented that britney was put on drugs this

00:12:17.760 is a person on psych drugs oh yeah and everyone was like shut up you don't know what you're

00:12:21.960 talking about that's in the documentary that's exactly what happened you were right i was right

00:12:26.520 those are psych drugs you can see that yeah and but she's around people that she's supposed to

00:12:30.980 trust and they did that to her and when there's money involved when there's whatever like 0.98

00:12:36.680 just with the stuff i've been through with people just making up shit about me that's nasty and 0.94

00:12:43.560 disgusting and just like whatever and just so the opposite of who i am as a human it's not fun 0.76

00:12:49.160 it's not fun like i love the art i love being funny i love making people happy and cheering 0.87

00:12:53.740 for people that other part sucks it's not cool and i couldn't imagine being like justin bieber

00:12:59.920 and being like a teen and going through that and that's like i kind of feel like i've pussied out

00:13:05.340 a little bit in my career and not gone like full out yet because i was a little nervous about that

00:13:09.720 part but yeah well yeah we talked a little bit about this um when we went out yeah and it was

00:13:17.520 that if something happens then not only do you have to deal with the problem in your personal

00:13:22.380 life and freak out about it like on a personal level but you have to go okay how is this going

00:13:27.220 to be interpreted yeah how do i get ahead of that yep and so then you have to put out a story for

00:13:31.820 people getting ahead of it is get ahead of it before you're ready to talk about it because

00:13:36.060 you're still right in the middle of some crisis yeah it's horrible it's not fun but you know

00:13:41.100 people would be like oh wow oh it's so hard being famous yeah yeah and you're like okay

00:13:46.080 everybody has issues because you could i get it you could also i mean the argument is well if you

00:13:51.620 don't want that then just stop do something else yeah but then there are but then my spirit will

00:13:56.540 die yeah yeah then i won't be alive as a person um yeah those are some thoughts on fame and we've

00:14:04.820 discussed this before like i've had people make up really weird shit about me and then it affects

00:14:10.980 you in a strange way because when it's not true even if millions of people think something about 0.62

00:14:18.440 you that's not true and is nasty it affects you on the daily because those people are looking at

00:14:23.160 you thinking that's who you are as a person and the strongest person you'd be like it doesn't

00:14:27.300 affect me it doesn't fucking matter but it does and it's weird having other people tell the world

00:14:34.460 who i am so all i can really do is what i've decided is just like keep being me and it will 0.89

00:14:41.280 come out like i just know people will see who i am and people will see who the people are that 0.89

00:14:47.880 have like spread nasty shit i feel like that is a more positive way of looking at it than i think 0.90

00:14:53.420 because that like that's what i would hope yeah is just like ignore and that's what a lot of people 0.98

00:14:58.820 say is like ignore the haters just keep being you sprint and people will just know yeah but 0.99

00:15:03.960 people are stupid there's lots of really stupid people well hence the comment sections on youtube 1.00

00:15:09.140 people only hear one thing yeah i think like if that kind of disaster happens you have to get 1.00

00:15:15.320 out there and say okay here's my explanation i didn't really want to do this but here's the

00:15:21.020 story you guys can make up your own minds but at least now you have the information yeah it's a

00:15:25.460 weird thing it's so weird and like this is what we talked about the other night is like i love

00:15:30.140 hanging out with you because we have the same kind of problems and it makes me feel more normal

00:15:33.740 we can both like just kind of bitch our problems out and we don't look at each other like an alien 0.99

00:15:38.540 fuck are you talking i kind of look at you a little bit like an alien why would you do that 0.99

00:15:42.200 well you're you were so i was so grumpy so it was really nice to go out with you but you're so 1.00

00:15:47.120 like bubbly in a i was just like is that you like really and you're like yeah wow that's so cool

00:15:54.400 you said that like five times wow like you're like you're really like this i'm like yeah

00:15:59.660 it's like like i said like there's like my serious tone like i was just doing this is a

00:16:04.060 serious tone yeah there's my like bubbly that's me all the time i wake up like that

00:16:10.440 my waist feels tiny your waist is tiny i know i'm excited about it yeah you look good thanks

00:16:18.600 well i had like a bunch of scar tissue removed okay can we get into that a little bit why like

00:16:23.040 what is this scar tissue we talked about this on the last podcast the car accident should not watch

00:16:27.460 because the lighting was horrible accent on whore i can't believe you let that go out i'm just 0.91

00:16:32.640 kidding just kidding um yeah the lighting was disgusting but car accident yeah so what happened 0.88

00:16:38.600 exactly in like a minute or less uh i was a bad car accident 2008 spent most of my 20s disabled

00:16:44.280 and on disability and had lots and lots of nerve damage and lots of chronic pain chronic injuries 0.80

00:16:51.300 told i'd never get better got disability for life turned my whole fucking life around myself 0.99

00:16:55.440 motherfuckers uh lots of positivity nerve block injections no gluten no dairy no soy everything 0.99

00:17:03.040 that will keep me from not being swollen because that was causing a lot of nerve pain as well 0.99

00:17:08.020 nerve pain is the worst yeah and bad head injury and i used to shake like i had parkinson's

00:17:13.280 and i have since gotten a lot better but the last thing was that i knew there was scar tissue like

00:17:19.620 like i could feel like a couple lumps of it like and that was from the injections or the accident

00:17:25.660 or what i don't know when it formed but it i didn't used to have it and then i did and it

00:17:30.720 didn't really occur to me until like a couple years ago i was like i can really see that and

00:17:35.780 i can feel it and it's hard it's not it's not fat it's not muscle it's like hard and then i

00:17:41.940 yeah has that happened to you uh yeah my ankle was filled with scar tissue and it was like hard

00:17:47.520 and you can like move it it was just not it was like lumpy yeah but pokey it was like spiky in

00:17:52.340 areas but it was like I had bone spurs and things it was gnarly gross you're like a skateboarder

00:17:56.860 yeah skateboard injury for sure with bone spurs yeah ew yeah anyway I don't have sorry I seemed

00:18:02.680 like excited about it I've been like tuning into all the skateboarding and like oh I love watching

00:18:07.140 skate videos it's so fun um yeah but I do it's like one of the things I just love watching on

00:18:13.720 instagram like or just in general and i have like my favorite skateboarders and i can't skate at all

00:18:18.800 i just love it it's so fun um i cannot imagine watching skate videos for fun oh i watch skate

00:18:25.720 videos i watch cheerleading videos i watch gymnastics videos if i'm you if you're in a bad

00:18:31.480 mood and you put on like the dallas cowboy cheerleaders show okay they're just so happy

00:18:36.880 to be there they're so excited either way they're so happy and they're so hot and like you're just

00:18:43.700 look at them living their high kicking lives like it's like it's really fun honestly if i get sad i

00:18:50.200 will watch the dallas cowboys cheerleaders making the team series it's my favorite my goal is to be

00:18:55.600 on it well i haven't tried that yet so i can't say it doesn't work yeah there you go that's a

00:18:59.980 positive way this is i'm infecting you i know it hopefully i will have my music on their show one

00:19:05.280 day so back to the surgery yeah so i went to have it removed and i just had a feeling that i was

00:19:11.620 supposed to do it and i found this doctor in new york that did it for like doctor in canada was

00:19:16.840 like the scar is gonna be this big and i'm like i like that i like that like do you want it longer

00:19:20.520 longer is better yeah longer and wider i don't want it yeah wider it's gonna take it like chunk 0.98

00:19:25.060 and leave it open yeah yeah i was like another vagina on my no i'm good uh although that could 0.98

00:19:32.360 be handy it's not there's nothing about that is handy fair oh i saw the visual so i went to a 0.97

00:19:41.120 doctor who was like no we can use these tools that are meant for lipo and we just have to use a

00:19:45.120 different tool to go in there and scrape around basically because it's so thick they do like

00:19:48.860 laparoscopically so you don't have scars or did they still i don't know what that word means

00:19:53.360 they like it's like a tiny hole instead of a little hole i have little holes around me nice 1.00

00:19:59.340 and uh back to the vagina joke yep you thought it too uh i didn't think it i didn't think it 1.00

00:20:06.080 i'm gonna make you cry so then they did that and while the doctor's in there i decided to stay 0.88

00:20:10.180 awake at the last second yeah i was supposed to be put down yeah no yeah i want to be awake for

00:20:15.440 this and he's playing like rock music and dance music and they're like dancing around the office

00:20:19.140 operating on me and they took my starbucks order during the surgery so that was cool

00:20:23.560 and then uh he was like sweating and like because it's hard to get it and like doing this into me

00:20:30.280 into my sides and he's like cool we've already taken out a liter and a half and i'm like what

00:20:36.200 he's like and there's a lot more and i'm like what i was carrying around a two liter of pepsi of 0.88

00:20:43.280 fucking scar tissue and i could feel the trauma like leaving my body as he took it out of me i 0.89

00:20:50.800 swear it's like it was like a weird outer worldly experience yeah i i believe that i could feel it 0.99

00:20:58.560 leaving my body so i've i've been like tripping since it's been really interesting that was in

00:21:04.180 may did it take like were you kind of out of commission for a while oh yeah yeah lots of

00:21:09.040 compression garments and like lots of rehab and massage two three times a week to make like

00:21:16.100 lymphatic drainage yeah yeah it was like some i learned it's similar to lipo and uh so i thank

00:21:22.380 god because then i could like order all the things and like uh kind of see what people do that get

00:21:29.340 lipo if they had like a big lipo and then just kind of follow along that yeah yeah yeah but it

00:21:35.340 wasn't lovely but i feel lighter and i feel happier and i don't know i wake up and i'm like

00:21:41.640 i feel like me again pain is way less yeah well fixing things like there's also my experience

00:21:48.960 anyway with being injured and having surgeries is if something's a little bit off in your body

00:21:53.340 even if you don't really experience pain sometimes when whatever that is is fixed it's like pain goes

00:22:00.040 away yeah like i had when i had i still kind of have issues with my ankle but when i had like

00:22:04.780 major issues from your skateboarding days yeah yeah when i was a pro skateboarder i'm spreading

00:22:09.840 that rumor okay go that would be so much better i used to go through the airport and i'd beep

00:22:14.880 they actually changed the machine so they don't pick up on hip replacements anymore unless they're

00:22:18.480 super old yeah but i beeped from the age of 17 every time i went through and every time i went

00:22:22.660 through they're like i take your keys out and i'd be like it's a hip replacement they'd be like

00:22:26.100 take your keys out and i'd be like it's a hip replacement they'd be like whoa why do you have 0.99

00:22:31.000 a hip replacement and when i was a teenager yeah i was just like i'm i don't want a fucking hip 0.97

00:22:35.980 replacement i don't want to be patted down i don't want to be like whoa you have arthritis why do you 0.96

00:22:40.500 have arthritis you're so young yeah so i was just like yeah it's shrapnel like i was in a war so it

00:22:45.400 was just like every time i went through it was a different story like i got bit by a shark they're 0.97

00:22:49.620 like whoa yeah it was fucked that's really fun that you kept changing the story i do that with 0.86

00:22:54.600 my friend anel about her what she does for a living every time we're together and people 0.98

00:22:59.280 come and meet us i just lie about what she does and then i just go with the lie especially for

00:23:03.560 on vacation i told people that she's a wood whittler and there was how did is she okay with

00:23:09.400 this she's just like nicole please not this time she just like laughs now okay it's like there was

00:23:15.280 this giant whale life-size whale made out of wood where we were staying in uh mexico and i was like

00:23:22.340 yeah she made that she's like a world champion wood whittler guys you have to say whittle yeah

00:23:27.820 whittle get the wind with the oh my oh it's so cringy and uh she was just dying she's like

00:23:33.760 and throughout the week they kept coming up they're like oh she whittles wood and she's

00:23:38.700 she's like yeah like a world-renowned business coach who's like featured in forbes all the time

00:23:45.060 like yeah she she's not a wood whittler but it was funny that sounds like a relaxing job though

00:23:51.400 i bet they live a long time wood whittling yeah don't you think i just imagine people in jail

00:23:57.440 like making shivs is that what they're called a shiv i think they're called a shiv yeah shank

00:24:03.720 shank what's a shiv i don't know there's some shiv is a something oh i believe so so yeah i

00:24:10.220 had a surgery and i feel a lot better yeah yeah okay that's really nice and later that's good

00:24:15.760 i'm happy for you i've got i sent you these questions before you came over some of them

00:24:23.840 are like i don't know where i came up with them i just i looked at nothing yeah okay okay good

00:24:28.020 um one of them do you talk to yourself when you're alone out loud not really in my head constantly

00:24:35.120 okay like and i'll like coach myself at a shitty moments i'll be like come on arbor i always talk

00:24:41.340 to myself that never happens out loud you usually keep that in your head usually in my head unless

00:24:46.120 it's like an affirmation when i'll be like affirmations i got this sometimes like a lot

00:24:51.980 of them i write and then i put them everywhere that i can see them they're on my fridge they're

00:24:55.700 in my notebooks or in my phone like even this is like a religious one but even my phone is the lord

00:25:01.660 will fight for you all you have to do is keep still and i love that it's exodus what does that

00:25:05.920 mean keep still like be patient i don't have to fight every little fight ah god will sort it out

00:25:12.820 like me be me go do my thing you stay still nicole i got you that's kind of how i feel about it i feel

00:25:21.180 like god's kind of my bodyguard a little we had chats about this we did yeah we did i'm not quite 0.59

00:25:30.120 there yet i know i'm almost there i'm just like i don't know i i don't know i know you don't know

00:25:36.040 but it's okay to not go badly unless i'm actively trying to stop them from going badly all the time

00:25:41.360 ah prayer yeah yeah yeah just i know lots of people do it and they say it works the last

00:25:48.960 it's kind of it's like placing an order and then yeah it's just like for me especially the last

00:25:53.980 year last two years i just feel happier when i'm going to church and listening to sermons and being

00:26:01.180 around people who actually live that and are what they say they are and forgiveness is dope like

00:26:07.860 that's that's so taught especially in christianity like grace and forgiveness i think those are

00:26:13.040 fucking awesome and i think it's like a level of empathy and it's eq to me like if you want to

00:26:20.940 break it down that way but i just think with cancel culture going rampant it's kind of awesome 0.95

00:26:26.360 to be like meh people screw up it's okay like i think that's really important it is important 0.99

00:26:32.180 yeah yeah people are pretty angry and we all suck we all suck sometimes yeah everybody sucks and 0.97

00:26:39.560 makes mistakes especially with everybody on social media too it's like how are you supposed to put 0.99

00:26:43.540 yourself out there and not make a mistake ever be perfect all the time this is a lesson we should

00:26:49.340 teach our teens for sure yeah oh my god can you imagine i am so i'm so glad i didn't have to deal

00:26:56.360 with social media when i was 14 or 13 because like putting out tiktoks or something of something that

00:27:02.420 i thought was cool yeah and was just really i can't imagine i don't know how people do it at 0.80

00:27:08.100 the moment i think of college i think of all the dumb shit i did in college and if that was 0.99

00:27:12.900 videotaped i would never be employed like i can't like i don't even want to say all the dumb shit 1.00

00:27:18.820 i've done but it's dumb it's really stupid or imagine like your friends or you're out somewhere 0.99

00:27:23.920 and like you're falling down drunk and they're taping it and they put it online and then you 0.99

00:27:27.320 see it on one of these massive pages and then like barstool sports reposted on chicks and you're 0.99

00:27:31.960 like fuck i was just fuck you barstool sports yeah like i'm 20 yeah i'm 20 this is what i'm 0.99

00:27:38.300 supposed to do i broke up with my boyfriend i got shit-faced i fell down my skirts over my head like 1.00

00:27:43.340 fucking let me live you know and then yeah it's viral and then they google you for your new job 0.99

00:27:49.920 and they see your panties when you're like 40 yeah like what happened here and you're like well 0.99

00:27:54.680 i don't remember i broke up with my boyfriend kind of sucked had a lot to drink had fun 0.87

00:28:01.040 panties legs overhead yeah is what it is yeah well if you got hired somewhere cool they'd probably 0.82

00:28:07.080 be like yeah 20 no if you're on only fans it's like made you more money that's what do you think

00:28:11.620 what are your thoughts on only fans it was different pre-pandemic and then mid and post

00:28:17.700 pandemic i think we are post-pandemic now i don't care what the president says um yeah i'd say this

00:28:23.200 is pretty close to post-pandemic yeah well we're trying to hold on to power change the rules every

00:28:28.600 day it's like okay um buddy we're on to you we're on to you now like you know we're done everyone is

00:28:35.820 bored everybody even the people who are like no we should stay home even those people are bored

00:28:40.380 those people are like yeah brah nah like when you went from get the vaccine you don't have to wear a

00:28:45.260 mask to get the vaccine but also wear a mask and you also might get covid still it's like 1.00

00:28:49.500 no you're just fucking with us biden like it's pretty obvious you don't know what the fuck is 0.98

00:28:54.540 happening i'm swearing a lot i'm sorry that's okay i think you can do that on this podcast 0.99

00:28:58.800 yes it's my podcast can you ask the owner okay sweet yeah um only fans yeah i used to be like

00:29:05.260 i don't like this i don't like this for women i'm talking about the nudies on only fans there's 0.70

00:29:10.260 other artists on there too yeah let's go with the nudies the nudies that's the majority of it 0.97

00:29:14.360 isn't it oh yeah yeah i used to freaking hate that well i still like i don't want women doing 0.98

00:29:20.400 sex work i don't like they can do whatever they want i'm gonna love them i'm gonna cheer for you 0.88

00:29:25.780 i want you to be happy have an awesome life no little girl is like you know what i want to do 0.95

00:29:30.960 when i'm older i want to take random dicks on film and whatever like i know that there's a lot 0.86

00:29:38.720 of trauma and a lot of abuse attached to the porn industry and i i was like this is just spilling 0.89

00:29:44.240 over however when so many people lost their jobs and they had nothing else to do i was like i get

00:29:52.760 it like i literally just like snap i was like okay i get it i'm not going to be like condemning 0.96

00:29:58.060 people for paying their bills if a girl's showing her boobs and her butt online and that's how 0.99

00:30:03.000 she's eating food or feeding her family even like it's not ideal but who the fuck am I to say 0.99

00:30:11.080 don't do it you know like I don't want to do it I don't want people I love to be doing it but 0.98

00:30:17.080 if that's what makes me feel awesome right now and it's helping you pay for your life then

00:30:21.780 all right I just kind of feel like the world everybody gets a pass to do whatever they have

00:30:26.200 to do for the next bit to get back to normal yeah how about you what are your thoughts

00:30:31.340 i've been like kind of torn about it and i think initially i was like it makes it too easy

00:30:37.920 like when i was in college i had friends that were like okay i need a sugar daddy find a sugar

00:30:43.200 daddy and so you know one one dude you go out for dinner maybe you sleep with them depends on

00:30:48.700 the arrangement they give you money you have no money yeah just like sugar daddy yeah but there's

00:30:54.060 like it's kind of hard it's kind of hard to get it's not hard to get a sugar daddy but it's kind

00:30:58.660 of hard to get a sugar it's kind of hard there's effort yeah yeah there's effort yeah and then

00:31:02.900 there's effort required and it's also kind of scary because you're gonna go meet somebody in

00:31:06.300 person so there's like a lot of steps to doing that yes that stop you from doing it yes other

00:31:11.020 than just the fact that you don't want to right there's just like steps with i think every girl 0.92

00:31:14.820 considers it at some point it's like it's like ah fuck work like you're in a grocery store or 0.97

00:31:19.060 something for a while as you're getting like 10 or nine or eight dollars an hour or working as a 0.97

00:31:23.360 waitress all day yeah i used to love waitressing though but we talked about this before it's

00:31:27.500 because I worked at Hooters. That's a, yeah, it was fun. I liked the Hooters part of the

00:31:32.580 conversation. Yeah, it was good. We might have to touch on that again. Okay, go ahead. But OnlyFans,

00:31:37.860 like, I think it makes it too easy. Like, I think if you're, you know, an 18-year-old or 19-year-old

00:31:43.060 prefrontal cortex hasn't grown in, you're just like, well, my friends are doing it. Everybody

00:31:47.300 says it's okay. Like, stop telling me what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do whatever I want. This

00:31:51.840 is what I want, even though maybe it's not what you want when you're 25, 26, or maybe it's not

00:31:56.660 what you want right then yeah it's everyone it's like kind of cool maybe or like how popular can

00:32:00.700 i get on here yeah type of thing and so then it makes it really easy to do that kind of stuff and

00:32:06.980 then maybe you don't feel so hot about that later right away or maybe later and so i think the

00:32:13.360 problem with it is there aren't enough barriers to that kind of work um but then yeah it's hard to

00:32:19.960 once your booty hole's on the internet it's on the internet period like you can there's no

00:32:24.420 takesies backsies you know so you're spreading cheeks for five bucks a month 10 bucks a month 1.00

00:32:31.400 yeah and the majority of people don't make any money right yeah but a lot of girls do you know 1.00

00:32:36.540 i know a girl kindly who's like she's drop-dead gorgeous she's super intelligent she's super 1.00

00:32:42.260 nice she's an awesome chick and she's the number one only fans model who doesn't take her clothes 1.00

00:32:48.140 off she doesn't get nude or do any other porn porn i know but not she was a playboy girl yeah 1.00

00:32:52.580 so she doesn't get naked she'll do like like this you know the old hand bra oh that kind of stuff 1.00

00:32:58.920 and she's classy stuff yeah like flirty flirty very flirty and she makes a killing seriously 0.95

00:33:06.400 crushing yeah well i guess if there's nudity like everywhere online yeah then that's kind of fun

00:33:13.240 i also think it's kind of ridiculous with like the young the younger girls right now 0.98

00:33:19.080 that all of I've seen all their booty holes on their Instagram and they're in bikinis every 1.00

00:33:24.080 single photo. And I'm like, yo, I get it. That attention is like fun. It's an adrenaline rush 1.00

00:33:30.340 to like get those likes and stuff, but you're selling yourself short. And if I could go back

00:33:35.520 in time, I would definitely have done things a bit differently because the attention that you're

00:33:40.880 attracting, you think you want it now, but it's not attention worth having. It's actually going

00:33:45.500 to take you to some dark places like the kind of guys that are going to be attracted to you doing

00:33:49.940 that you don't want them around you yeah i just wish that more people were saying that to them

00:33:55.940 instead of everyone being like you look hot girl yes booty booty it's like is anybody protecting 1.00

00:34:01.100 these younger bitches anybody anybody gonna be honest with them no okay you wear your collar 1.00

00:34:06.000 daddy degrade me shirt to the bar what's gonna happen you know and i'm proud of her for doing 1.00

00:34:12.800 like her massive spotify deal that's freaking dope do you think okay let's touch on that okay

00:34:17.200 let's do so for everybody who doesn't know maybe give a brief background of a caller daddy what

00:34:21.520 that is okay caller daddy podcast yeah what's two chicks now it's one chick uh the main father uh

00:34:28.840 they talk a lot about sex and their sexcapades and they get into like some different topics now

00:34:35.600 which is cool like you know they'll talk about their therapy sessions or whatever but the the 0.99

00:34:40.320 core of it is sex raunchy sex sex kind of sex education but mostly like raunchy dirty sex 0.99

00:34:46.040 stories college finance yeah yeah totally and it's fun as smut you know that's what it is it's like 0.99

00:34:53.800 silly and it's smut and the host is like such a babe and it's like funny to see different 0.97

00:34:58.060 celebrities come on it but there's also like uh they have this one sex expert on there 1.00

00:35:03.700 we'll call it that uh anyway yeah i'm a sex expert you know like fuck off just shut up um 1.00

00:35:11.500 where she was like yeah rape fantasies are okay and we need to normalize rape fantasies and i'm 1.00

00:35:17.900 like you just told millions of young girls that it's normal to want to be raped and you know 0.88

00:35:23.960 who's gonna hear that same thing dudes so it's gonna get really hard wishy-washy gray lines 0.96

00:35:31.180 everywhere when these young women are getting raped and a guy's going to be like well you told 0.91

00:35:36.060 me you had a rape fantasy like i'm serious like and you're wearing a shirt that says degrade me 1.00

00:35:41.480 and you know you're bending over twerking half naked and then you're doing that on my dick and 0.99

00:35:47.640 then you're telling me you didn't want it like i can just see that we're making the lines 0.99

00:35:51.980 really mushy and really gray and it kind of scares me for like the younger generation of girls

00:35:58.460 i don't know yeah it's kind of not that i guess it's no wonder people are confused right because

00:36:03.460 it's like oh no consent is really really really really huge like i know i've heard of stories of

00:36:09.280 people getting like college students particularly men getting people to sign waivers before they

00:36:14.780 hook up because i feel that i don't want this coming back on me i have people making fun of

00:36:18.940 me online forgetting dudes that wanted to date me signing ndas and yeah we talked about this yeah

00:36:24.420 that is yeah i'm always doing that that is something i would never have understood yeah

00:36:30.120 um but i do understand now yeah because if you get close to somebody and then you tell them a

00:36:35.360 whole bunch of things that are going on that are really personal yep and then they can use that

00:36:39.520 that goes badly and then they end up online talking about it yeah you just solve that with a 0.99

00:36:44.480 hey are you gonna fuck me over no okay cool hey are you here to use me no okay cool yeah that's 0.99

00:36:50.180 sad that's one of the other shitty things yeah about and i do not mean to complain about any 1.00

00:36:55.920 level of fame because i think that the opportunities that come with it are incredible and i yeah i love

00:37:01.900 people yeah and there's a lot of like you meet a whole bunch of awesome people you like tons and

00:37:06.880 tons of people you get opportunities you wouldn't otherwise um it's hard to say it's like some parts

00:37:14.100 of it are so cool and then other parts are you just get both like you get so much more positive

00:37:19.980 and you get so much more negative just like why is it and i know this and i'm answering my own

00:37:26.180 question because i was like scared for years about it but it's just like what's the option

00:37:30.500 you know we're all gonna die one day do i want to die having known i didn't try all the way

00:37:35.180 no that i'm already dead yeah you know i'm just a walking corpse how far you can go let's ride 0.84

00:37:40.840 this right out let's freaking do it yeah see what happens yeah i'm gonna make my movies i'm gonna 0.86

00:37:45.060 put out my music i'm gonna do all the shit i want to do and then we'll see okay let's what did you 0.97

00:37:51.140 yes what did you think about jeff bezos going into outer space i thought it was stupid really 0.90

00:37:59.080 because yeah okay i feel like i'm the only person on the internet yeah that was like if you can't

00:38:05.820 make a whole bunch of money become a billionaire yeah take a rocket ship to outer space

00:38:09.980 like maybe that's his sky's the limit and now everyone's like well why didn't you give all the 0.98

00:38:16.800 money back it was like i i also understand that and it didn't have to be shaped like a penis i 0.90

00:38:22.920 actually that was my favorite part that was my it was good and the cowboy hat yeah i mean i like 0.88

00:38:27.800 the cowboy hat too it's like and the cackle the cackle and his cowboy hat i was like oh

00:38:34.140 jeff bezos is dr evil yeah he literally is dr evil i liked it i didn't i liked it when richard

00:38:40.980 branson did it because he's talked about it for years like years and years i actually talked to

00:38:44.940 him about it years ago he's like i'm gonna do it i'm gonna go to space i'm like dope like it wasn't

00:38:49.780 just like a one-off casual but was it one-off casual for no virgin's gonna like have people

00:38:55.780 go to space like it's gonna be a thing they're doing really yeah so that's different from jeff

00:39:01.060 who i i think i don't know cackling and going he's like i'm going to space and you can't you

00:39:05.100 peasants you know like haha i can see all the starving children from here you know really jeff 0.82

00:39:11.360 come on ah man like sometimes i hate you and i want to make jokes i don't hate you i think he 0.67

00:39:15.980 just looked he just looked like a giant nerd yeah like he's just like he's like ah i worked 0.68

00:39:19.880 really hard i made amazon yeah i'm still gonna buy from amazon i'm gonna i'm gonna do it yeah

00:39:26.520 i'm gonna keep ordering stuff because it comes fast amazon.ca finally like caught up it's usable

00:39:31.300 now yeah i'm gonna make jokes about jeff and then i i am going to buy from amazon because that's the

00:39:36.400 kind of person i am yeah i'm gonna forever have his cackle in my head oh geez yeah that's that

00:39:42.720 should be my ringtone yeah i should just like or just like play it for people yeah yeah is that

00:39:47.880 appropriate moments i think it's good that he went to space if he was excited about it he looked 0.98

00:39:52.240 excited did you hear his evil cackle yeah i heard it that was excitement it looked like a dick he 1.00

00:39:57.140 looks like a dick like literally like as a human i've been over this like he looks like a penis 0.99

00:40:01.640 uh so it just like matched him and then yeah and i hope he just like goes and makes it rain on some 1.00

00:40:08.660 starving children soon to even it out you know i bet he does like he doesn't know what he does he

00:40:13.160 must do like maybe he does stuff he doesn't tell anybody his ex-wife does a ton of like giving out

00:40:18.040 that money but i do think that there's a point where it's like okay you don't need any more

00:40:21.340 money you don't need any more you're cut off you're good but then do you just cap it you're

00:40:25.840 like maybe if you have what more than a billion dollars two billion i think one billion one

00:40:30.800 you're one billion and then everything you make after that is charity to the world but then what

00:40:36.080 if you get to decide what if those people what if those people are super useful for society and what

00:40:42.420 they're what they're interested in is making more money and as soon as they hit the billion even

00:40:46.800 though they might have more to contribute they're like well i'm not making more money why bother

00:40:50.640 they won't do that but they might isn't that like capitalism i don't i don't think elon musk would

00:40:55.900 i love capitalism i'm a big capitalism fan but but now you're just showing off you're just showing

00:41:02.120 off you know like just get okay you got a billion dollars you won like just let's give them a

00:41:07.900 ceremony let's put a medal on them let's be like you won capitalism well maybe and then yeah the

00:41:12.780 rest goes to the world yeah and capitalism hall of fame maybe what could happen is they could

00:41:17.500 decide what to do with her money yeah like instead of the government being like oh yeah we'll put it

00:41:21.900 no they get to decide they can be like okay this charity i'll do my research this charity looks

00:41:26.080 good we can support this the jeff bezos dick hospital whatever it might be yeah yeah that

00:41:30.360 could work any yeah let them do it but i think the ceremony i like this idea of a ceremony for

00:41:35.580 billionaires like you won capitalism and then they get a sash and they get a medal and then

00:41:41.060 the rest of the money goes to charity i think that's a good idea i shall pat myself yeah that's

00:41:46.780 not a bad idea yeah the game's over he did it that would only work in north america though

00:41:51.460 everywhere else that there are billionaires would be like no yeah especially like china yeah yeah

00:41:56.080 that's what i was thinking i like that some of our they just laugh they'd be like now you only 0.98

00:42:00.020 have single billionaires over there yeah they would easier to take down morons no it's a good 0.98

00:42:06.780 cackle thank you i have an evil cackle too when i go to outer space i'm also gonna wear a cowboy hat 0.99

00:42:12.360 do you want to go to outer space i don't i have no interest you think that's more of a and not to

00:42:17.540 like classify people by the sexes or the genders or anything but do you think that's more of a man

00:42:21.560 thing because that really well outer space terrifying it also seems lonely how long was

00:42:28.100 he up there did you just go up and down pretty much it was like a fair ride that cost a lot of

00:42:32.200 money oh yeah okay maybe i don't zero interest yeah not really if they paid me i'd be like nah

00:42:41.600 like what about if it was a billion dollars oh that's silly now now oh you get your sash

00:42:48.280 oh my sash i want a sash uh i don't know i don't want to go to space i just feel like 0.92

00:42:53.940 what a stupid way to die that's how i feel right if you have that's you know what have you been

00:42:58.380 skydiving no because i also think it's a stupid way i really i really want to go skydiving okay 0.99

00:43:03.760 and i almost went skydiving then i was thinking about it and it's like if i i've got a fake hip

00:43:07.700 and a fake ankle yeah and landing is actually difficult especially if you haven't done it

00:43:11.580 before and i was like if i land and i break my fake joints people will just be like yeah

00:43:17.660 you sky dove you just jumped out of a plane you landed you wanted to play bird for the day yeah

00:43:22.820 and now it's broken and i'd land and i'd be like yeah that's what i would have assumed would

00:43:26.500 happen and then people told me it wouldn't but then it did so i didn't do it and then it would

00:43:30.620 it would i think if i went to space there'd be that announcement like the and uh sorry we forgot 0.93

00:43:36.680 to uh we forgot to bring the landing gear i'd be like fuck i knew it damn damn all right well 0.96

00:43:43.700 yeah that would suck i'd be like oh look italy does look like a boot and then i would just be 0.98

00:43:52.700 so mad that that i actually have a list of ways i don't want to die because i would just be mad

00:43:57.220 if it happens so i don't do those things such as skydiving like i just be like no let's not

00:44:02.540 that's why i like i'm not into cocaine it's i've never been a cocaine girl i'm just like i don't 0.97

00:44:06.700 want to die like taking a pill or snoring something because i just be like that was stupid 0.57

00:44:11.780 that was accidentally not cocaine oh yeah or just like it was cut with something or like i've heard 0.99

00:44:17.360 so many stories i've seen so many people go bananas after pills or whatever any kind of pills

00:44:22.180 and i just for me that's not a way i want a chance dying not worth it yeah i like that's for me good

00:44:29.960 for you i do but i've also been i think part of it is i was medicated on so many medications for

00:44:35.000 so many years yeah i'm so paranoid about anything i ever take so i'm like anything i take i've

00:44:40.040 tested oh so i don't like if someone gives me something i'm not taking that because this 0.92

00:44:45.380 moron probably not you yeah no gesture towards me again probably doesn't know what they're doing 0.81

00:44:50.520 yeah and i've had friends who are sold something and it's something else and they take it and 0.99

00:44:54.420 they're like oh fuck this is a different drug that could lead to death yeah so i'm like i go

00:44:59.940 like hamilton morris on my drugs and so i haven't really had that's interesting like i like i'm down 0.97

00:45:06.080 for like weed all weed things edibles mushrooms things that grow somewhere i'm down for that

00:45:12.360 i would do all of those things but the chemicals i was just high for so many years too yeah the

00:45:18.200 prescription drugs it's just not fun for me to be super high i just i don't enjoy that

00:45:23.640 that's fair yeah like i spent i also understand that my brain i just want my brain to work

00:45:29.340 yeah yeah and now it does calm down now some haters would be like no your brain doesn't work

00:45:33.980 comment section shout out what up like you know it's gonna happen we saw you ahead of time yeah 0.98

00:45:39.380 oh what's nicole even wearing mikaela dress me fuckers so whatever and they're gonna be like 1.00

00:45:46.220 i don't talk about this topic oh my god did you know nicole beat some people up if i did there 0.98

00:45:51.420 would be video footage like i hit hard i've practiced i have done some training not doing 0.97

00:45:58.660 some sissy beating no if i beat someone there would be evidence and you know they'd post it 0.96

00:46:03.680 because it's their only way to get fucking attention so let's just be real youtube comment 0.99

00:46:08.780 section that was my rant you can't ask this you can't not that i you know what my my audience is 0.97

00:46:13.900 pretty good i'm actually i'm actually surprised they're pretty good um you get like they're

00:46:20.040 pretty good but i think is that normal i i don't usually read youtube sections on other people's

00:46:26.660 on other people's so i don't really know what they're like but i think it depends they're

00:46:30.020 pretty good it depends it depends whose it is and whatever like i get the same like i got awesome

00:46:35.300 comments which is awesome awesome and i love that and then i get the same i don't know what

00:46:39.280 just happened my voice there sorry sound guy i was like uh i was like choked on my words uh and

00:46:45.300 then i get like the same fake hate comments over and over but none of them are like real so that's

00:46:49.740 why it's just like what are you doing you're commenting on stuff that was made up i don't

00:46:54.560 know why you feel powerful doing this it's like if i was like yeah whatever michaela you used to

00:46:58.680 be a black man i'm like what i wish those were my negative comments i can i'm gonna post that

00:47:04.600 on this video michaela used to be a black man that's a good one that's the second rumor i'm 0.90

00:47:09.440 spreading about you i don't mind that one actually okay good you just had a reel on facebook

00:47:15.720 gets censored yes what happened what was that about i posted a video on facebook what was it

00:47:21.120 about the vaccine of course uh you know i've said i'm not gonna talk about it yeah i didn't know the

00:47:26.780 real was about the vaccine oh no that's okay not to you i just mean in general i've told everybody

00:47:30.800 i'm not making jokes about it i'm not talking about it i'm just leaving it alone because i

00:47:34.440 really think that people should do whatever they want with this like i do your thing i don't care

00:47:41.400 i will do mine you do yours let's just like not even talk about it because it's so touchy and it

00:47:46.080 upsets people in so many ways and then i just made a funny video about the rules i literally read them

00:47:51.880 from the cdc website and i read the ones from may and then i read a couple of the ones from now

00:47:56.860 because they contradict themselves so bad and it got 20 000 shares in less than an hour and

00:48:03.540 and then it was removed it got yanked and then i guess they don't want the old cdc

00:48:08.260 rules being read well like those are outdated so don't i was just making fun of it yeah like i was

00:48:14.360 just like this is it's still on instagram i don't know but i was just like yeah that's weird i know

00:48:19.600 right it's so disorganized like how do we expect anyone to run our lives when it's like oh it's

00:48:25.740 the same company that owns instagram and facebook but it's only centered on one platform yeah can't

00:48:30.320 even censor properly but it's clearly satire there's nobody who would watch it and be like

00:48:34.940 oh she's an authority berg maybe would you know people who don't have a sense of humor right oh

00:48:40.900 touche touche yeah i have nothing against mark zuckerberg i think he has a sense of humor i've 0.97

00:48:45.900 seen him like probably does too doing water sports yeah with his pasty ass skin yeah like he's

00:48:51.600 hilarious and he knows it wasn't he on one of those with a hoverboard yeah yeah yeah that was

00:48:55.680 kind of awesome i think he's like secretly awesome and i think this company grew so big and and was

00:49:01.080 so stressful can you imagine owning facebook nope nope and then the government coming after you and

00:49:06.280 yeah i still think he probably tries to do the right thing but he now there's so many people

00:49:10.180 telling him what the right thing is and there are other people running his company yeah like

00:49:13.800 there's probably some underling that's like oh no we should do this and then he's in front of a 0.98

00:49:16.920 judge being like uh yep it is my company so that did happen but fuck whoops yeah sorry about 0.81

00:49:24.140 nicole's video again yeah i've had a few things taken down but i was just like man like when i 0.94

00:49:29.300 opened it and i was like oh 20 000 shares in like it was like 40 minutes i was like we've got a 0.94

00:49:34.420 runner and yeah 40 minutes 40 minutes damn that's that was faster than your fat people or my dating 0.94

00:49:41.660 videos are you serious oh yeah that was way faster so i was like this thing is gonna go bananas how 0.94

00:49:47.340 and then how fast did it get taken down uh within the hour so like right the hour yanks and then i

00:49:52.700 reposted it and i was like okay if this doesn't actually go against any of the rules it doesn't

00:49:58.120 make any sense this is clearly satire i'm not misinforming anybody and everything i said is 0.89

00:50:03.540 true uh but they pulled it again and i just kind of laughed i was like you guys are silly

00:50:07.900 like it lives on tiktok it's living in other places but it's just like the censorship or 0.98

00:50:13.420 whoever's doing it they're like oh she said this word take it down yeah but that's suspect as fuck

00:50:20.340 yeah how much of that is automated though do you think they just i don't take stuff down that i 0.71

00:50:25.200 don't think that was automated i think there's like a an army of karens that flag things especially

00:50:30.040 your things yeah army of karens for sure and then they flag it yeah what'd you say flagging

00:50:35.320 nicole's things oh yeah for sure and they got me and they got this happy blonde person yeah how 0.99

00:50:40.660 dare she be happy yeah fuck her and i'm like oh well and they're probably like so mad when they 0.98

00:50:45.820 see my instagram post where i'm like oh well it's down oh well still happy yeah i'll make another 0.99

00:50:51.060 one tomorrow it'll do the same thing yeah but i thought that was interesting because you know

00:50:55.960 there is censor that's just censorship now you know and it makes me wonder like what why are you

00:51:02.060 taking that down why are you taking down jokes you know if we can't joke about something that we

00:51:09.200 gotta we gotta worry now we gotta worry because it's not yeah it's like those emperors back in

00:51:14.980 the day or even maybe now in like china where they're like if you make joke about me you did

00:51:19.020 you know like it's a little okay that's weird you have an ego problem you can't take someone

00:51:25.840 even poking fun at you biden that's weird bro like yeah you're supposed to yeah you're supposed

00:51:32.540 to be able to do that yeah when i see snl like crushing imitations of like trump or other people

00:51:39.400 and i'm like okay that was funny though alex baldwin it was really it was funny he did crush

00:51:44.440 that maya rudolph too like she's so good i don't think i saw that oh i think maya was uh kamala

00:51:49.500 okay i'm pretty sure that's that she whatever they crush those impressions they're so good

00:51:54.060 but i want an impression just as lethal of biden i want the same level of like lethality

00:52:00.500 yeah and wasn't the trump wasn't that while he was president yeah

00:52:04.860 hmm yeah i don't think biden is funny biden is funny biden is hilarious well trump was

00:52:09.640 funnier trump i don't know so entertaining he is no but biden like i think i don't know he's not

00:52:15.460 he's not like trump was like actually funny yeah character yeah he was he was a serious character

00:52:20.980 that's why i love following don jr is he's a he's a character holy shit is that guy character i love

00:52:27.440 it i just i don't know how anybody from any political spectrum could look at him and not

00:52:32.700 think it's really funny and entertaining like here's the parameters of this character take him

00:52:38.160 put him in a sitcom yeah movie like you know who this dude is yeah yeah that's like to me as funny

00:52:44.000 as team america winning and shooting at the olympics i'm like of course yes that is the

00:52:49.820 character you're stoked about that i i just thought it was hilarious i'm like of course we did yeah i

00:52:54.680 say we i feel american now that's nice i didn't watch any of the olympics you should it's fun you

00:53:00.140 get to cheer for people for no reason other than this is what the olympics is for i don't watch

00:53:05.020 things that like make me have emotions like i'm not positive emotions i'm not sure i've tried to

00:53:10.880 like i've unfollowed a lot of political characters off of social media because i'm like you just

00:53:15.180 you make me sad yeah kind of and i don't even care about the things you're angry about necessarily

00:53:19.540 like you're really angry does it really matter maybe but maybe not to me right now maybe you're

00:53:25.160 not really that angry maybe your brand is i'm angry at everything every day yeah that happens

00:53:30.600 a lot have you noticed i have noticed that there's like a there's like a a sect of political

00:53:36.340 characters and their whole brand is rawr i just had somebody yes i just had somebody on my podcast

00:53:42.500 james smith who's just like personal trainer yeah oh i love him the british guy the british guy i

00:53:47.560 love him big fan yeah yeah he said when he puts up reels or anything if he starts it off with like

00:53:54.120 i'm really fucking angry about it goes bigger yeah yeah he's like yeah i'm just using that i was like

00:53:58.660 that's cheating right that's a lie or something it's not but like i don't do that i don't do that 0.67

00:54:05.160 but there's there is like a crew of people that do hate views and that's their whole business 0.97

00:54:10.240 is like i don't even think they believe the shit they say but it gets them trending on twitter 0.98

00:54:16.480 because people hate them it gets them hate views and i think most of their followers actually hate 0.98

00:54:22.220 them and want to see their demise and i like i've thought about i'm like i don't want that i don't 0.97

00:54:27.780 want that at all i don't want to fuck with those people i don't want to be around those people i 0.99

00:54:31.300 think it's like negativity and i don't followers that okay yeah i don't thrive on people hating 0.97

00:54:38.660 me or stuff going viral because people are mad that just happens sometimes when you tell the

00:54:43.220 truth yeah yeah yeah you have a lot of rings on yeah i do i'm a pirate i think i have nicole r

00:54:52.100 i feel like you're actually maybe beating me maybe not three four five six eight minor gold

00:54:58.080 Ooh, yeah, I'm more into, like, the silver diamonds.

00:55:00.960 Oh, this one?

00:55:01.800 We'll get you one.

00:55:02.760 I know! 1.00

00:55:03.400 She has a Wonder Woman.

00:55:04.420 I have a diamond Wonder Woman ring.

00:55:05.480 We went out for drinks and was like...

00:55:07.280 Don't rob me.

00:55:07.840 It was too much.

00:55:08.520 Yeah, you're next to Wonder Woman right there.

00:55:09.960 See?

00:55:10.800 You weren't lying.

00:55:11.820 No, and there's another poster in Scarlet's room.

00:55:14.160 I love it.

00:55:15.320 Okay, we'll get you one.

00:55:16.200 Okay, thank you.

00:55:17.000 I love it.

00:55:18.280 How did you feel after the interview with my dad?

00:55:21.500 Ha!

00:55:22.880 That was fun.

00:55:24.220 I was happy with it.

00:55:26.360 Like...

00:55:27.460 i was happy with it i was just like yeah this is exactly what i wanted i wanted to create a vessel

00:55:34.340 for someone that i really love and respect to just be able to play and be a human for a minute 0.95

00:55:39.920 and not have these freaking cackling dickhead reporters try and gotcha him every five seconds 0.82

00:55:47.640 like that's not a i don't want to see him like that anymore i just wanted him to breathe for a 0.94

00:55:52.220 i can have fun a bit of a laugh yeah i loved it i was like great i shall i shall play into my

00:55:58.280 silliness let us do it and then i did yeah how did you feel about it i liked it it was nice like

00:56:05.060 i was like you just set that up like wow how is this gonna go i was like i'm just hope dad's

00:56:10.300 prepared for like nicole arbor because whoa it's gonna be a lot but it was funny it was nice it

00:56:16.840 was nice to see him smile it was funny to me like when i was like is he gonna be uncomfortable like

00:56:21.520 i was hoping so he doesn't you know he's like he's difficult to make uncomfortable he really

00:56:26.680 does does he i don't that was a lot of different emotions very quickly yeah i don't think he threw

00:56:33.160 up six emotions yeah i don't think i don't think he does uncomfortable like i think he gets like

00:56:39.260 stressed a little bit but i don't think he's like gets embarrassed and uncomfortable yeah maybe

00:56:44.100 that's i think maybe is that where i get that from probably yeah maybe yeah so yeah i don't

00:56:49.140 think he gets that that's nice that is nice yeah i don't usually get that either we have that in

00:56:53.700 common i think we just kind of say the things and like see what happens yeah we're just like here

00:56:57.840 right now and just doing it yeah i get uncomfortable if people if your face isn't moving 0.99

00:57:04.340 right oh yeah i'm like oh shit michaela move your face bitch i can't if i if it's not natural i can't 0.98

00:57:13.180 like it doesn't happen i'm just like i'm in my head being like move yeah oh wow yeah 0.99

00:57:18.160 i'm glad your face moves a lot around me yeah i think in-person interviews are way more fun

00:57:24.920 than zoom interviews too i think so too it would have been fun to do one in person with your dad

00:57:29.680 i'm hoping in the future we can do another one and make a steak while we do it because i think

00:57:34.440 that'd be fun and i have so many other questions to ask him now and like it's just so funny because

00:57:40.140 like you're my friend and we have this dynamic friend you're my friend friend yeah exactly and

00:57:46.080 we have this dynamic and we go out and we drink and we have a lot of fun and then i was like

00:57:49.920 talking to your dad and i felt like i'm like 13 at my friend's house being like hi michaela's dad

00:57:56.020 okay i'm gonna ask you some questions like you know what i mean that's funny that's why it was

00:58:01.280 funny for me and people were like oh yeah you're flirting with him you're hitting on him like no

00:58:04.160 i'm fangirling there's a difference sir sir i like talking about like your dad was so cute

00:58:10.760 talking about your mom too i loved it and your fans like the fans of all things lobster-esque

00:58:17.060 uh very nice people i got lots of like nice messages after that's nice yeah it's about

00:58:22.680 being like it was nice to see him smile stuff like that yeah that was like mission accomplished

00:58:27.200 yeah good job arbor yeah see i talked to myself ah see that was out loud i actually do talk to

00:58:33.760 myself out loud like andre actually pointed it out and i was like no i don't do that and then

00:58:38.480 i've noticed i actually do do that so i yeah do do that yeah i don't know how many people do that

00:58:43.860 but i actually do talk to myself like the thoughts in my head sometimes i say them out loud

00:58:49.540 and i didn't notice until he was like when you're by yourself yeah oh yeah weird right like or if

00:58:55.780 i'm having a conversation i think usually it's when i'm having a conversation with someone in

00:59:00.080 my head okay and then sometimes i'll say it out loud isn't that weird i don't know if it's weird

00:59:04.740 i don't know if i do it now i don't know i would be like to no i don't think i do yeah i do good

00:59:11.760 for you i don't know should we check that out uh no i'm not like no i'm good this is it's staying

00:59:19.220 okay i don't know if i'm good but it's staying it's from the skateboarding days it's probably

00:59:23.200 it's gonna go with that concussions yeah how many concussions have you had um two that i know of

00:59:29.120 solid concussions nice yeah what about you four possibly five that doesn't seem okay i'm a

00:59:35.780 collector doesn't seem okay and as soon as you have one then you can concuss more easily in the

00:59:40.880 future so if you get hit with a ball or which is what happens like yanks your head back too fast

00:59:45.320 and that can cause a concussion if you already have yes which is what happened to me the last

00:59:49.320 time and i got post-concussive syndrome real bad what is that that is where the effects just don't

00:59:55.660 go they just don't leave oh my god you're you're not healing and it was nuts like i was stuttering

01:00:02.480 and couldn't find words forgot my address like it got it was bad it was really bad and that was

01:00:08.360 like 2014 and then people would be like oh nicole why did you date this person to this person well

01:00:13.000 now you know the answer okay brain damage like it's like no but like i legit i yeah wow i had

01:00:22.000 brain damage while i dated a few people you should i'm going to get a spec scan i just had

01:00:27.760 somebody on my podcast daniel amon psychiatrist does spec scans which are like blood flow they

01:00:33.300 monitor blood flow to the brain yeah and a lot of the people he does these scans on are athletes

01:00:38.860 in like football or people with like depression or something like that but a lot of them are

01:00:44.140 contact sports athletes yep but i'm going to go get a scan i'm interested he said a lot of people

01:00:48.600 who have mental illness he thinks anyway that it's from lack of blood flow yeah or too much

01:00:55.560 blood flow but like lack of blood flow caused by concussions even when you're really little

01:00:59.720 so the first one i had i fell down the stairs when i was one and a half like i which is like

01:01:05.100 that wasn't my fault but anyway like all the way down a bunch of wooden stairs i had to go to the

01:01:10.220 hospital and get stitches it's like wham that was then and then that must have been wild for

01:01:14.320 your parents like my little kid that's like concussed yeah like like because the kids are

01:01:20.100 already nuts and then like not not great not ideal yeah so that and then when i was 18 i climbed 0.91

01:01:27.000 something and fell off it almost died that was silly was it the one where you climbed the statue

01:01:31.220 have i told you about this it was bad like i did almost die i got three staples i had a seizure

01:01:36.280 i just i remember you told me my mother was shocked you told them not to come or you told

01:01:41.220 them not to worry or something yeah i called my dad i was like i'm gonna go to the hospital i fell

01:01:44.780 off something i'm fine i'm just gonna check it out i was like we're not drenched in blood

01:01:49.760 threw up had a seizure on the way to the hospital i'm fine mom got home was like where's mikayla

01:01:55.100 she's at the hospital she's fine mom was like what at the hospital and dad was like oh yeah

01:02:01.120 and then she got there and i had a neck brace on it was my pink tank top was completely covered in

01:02:06.000 blood oh being a sorry mom i'm fine it's like anyway being a parent is so stressful that sounds

01:02:13.760 so stressful like yeah and how and then you want to like strangle that person but you can't

01:02:19.860 yeah i'll also be like ah oh no you're almost dead but you're not so that's good but i want

01:02:24.780 to strangle you yeah that's weird that's so what were yours or car maybe more there might have been

01:02:30.800 one extra i can't remember can't remember anymore good joke uh first one i was playing king of the

01:02:37.100 castle in like grade three or something i got to the top of snow pile and a boy pushed me off what

01:02:41.940 a metaphor for women in business or in entertainment um yeah so they just like full-on

01:02:47.100 pushed me from we're gonna touch on that after just like i'm like i am no longer the king uh

01:02:54.260 and then i got a concussion and then the second one was like dancing i was i was doing some kind

01:03:00.000 tumbling like gymnastics or something and then laying it on my head as one does car accident

01:03:04.700 car accidents you know when you're learning you do car accidents yeah yeah so i had my main one

01:03:11.340 2008 and then 2014 i was just getting back to life like going on a way to a workout class

01:03:19.540 like for the first time and we got hit from behind by an escalade the dude was on his phone texting 1.00

01:03:26.920 yeah wow in an escalade yeah asshole what an what an asshole he left the scene too and then he ended 1.00

01:03:33.760 up coming back me and my friend both got hurt and yeah but i was like fuck right away because 1.00

01:03:38.660 the darkness went boom started rolling and i'm like i know what this is damn it yeah and that 0.94

01:03:44.880 that one lasted a long time i had to go to that concussion clinics and everything thank god for

01:03:51.540 the the nhl concussion clinics they let me go to their doctors because they knew how much i needed

01:03:56.980 my brain to function and like to do my work so they if you ever get a concussion you should be

01:04:02.980 getting um what's it called with the needles my brain real quick acupuncture thank you acupuncture

01:04:07.560 in your neck right away to help with the blood flow because it constricts back they do that at

01:04:13.000 the nhl place yeah you get well they recommended it and i went to a place but i had whiplash and

01:04:18.780 they're like so all these muscles tighten up which constricts blood flow even more so it's

01:04:23.000 imperative the first two three days after a concussion especially from whiplash to be getting

01:04:27.580 acupuncture in your neck and i think it like saved me because it's good to know i was getting

01:04:32.440 major brain damage jesus yeah i didn't do anything after mine explains my life now though right

01:04:39.200 at least you can pull that out all the time it's like yeah well four concussions okay sir

01:04:45.480 no it made me quicker that was a cool thing did i ever tell you this did i tell you my cognitive

01:04:51.400 testing that i got quicker but did anything else change you changed your diet are you sure it

01:04:56.300 wasn't that like did that coincide at the same time no no that was like a little bit different

01:05:02.760 i got quicker i had to do all the cognitive testing exactly did you get hit on the head 0.97

01:05:07.460 back right at the back yeah i was like this is some like movie shit but they were like oh you're 0.98

01:05:14.860 bad news is yes you have a brain injury uh good news is you're testing really really high on all 0.98

01:05:21.400 of these following things and uh they were like oh you get into menza i'm like no i'm good uh

01:05:26.300 and then whatever i just like crushed on these cognitive tests and i think i go faster now

01:05:32.380 yeah so concussions are good for cognitive performance that's the next news article that's

01:05:38.160 out nicole arbor says not hit your head to be smarter i talked to don't don't do that don't do

01:05:44.100 that because I'm sure I've lacked function in other ways but I talked to Andrew Huberman about

01:05:49.820 it one time and I was like I'm pretty sure I went faster and he was like did he have did he have that

01:05:56.800 look too yeah that was definitely his look yeah it was but yes Nicole but to be fair I also the

01:06:04.180 first time I contacted him it was like a year and a bit ago I was like I think I have discovered

01:06:08.920 something I'm experiencing concussion symptoms but I haven't hit my head but I think it's related

01:06:13.800 to digital use because of the pandemic and and together we coined the term well i came up with

01:06:21.100 the term digital concussion and we ended up registering it together is that the light what

01:06:25.660 is it it's like close up light in your face it's like there was a few things we did a video on it

01:06:30.620 but it's like light in your face it's not moving so you're not getting that like movement like with

01:06:36.780 your eyeballs he says it much more eloquently than i do and he gave me techniques to get rid of it

01:06:42.940 and it worked within a couple days like i was full-on concussed but i hadn't hit my head that

01:06:47.920 can we hear about the techniques yeah i can give you guys a link to the video he goes he goes through

01:06:54.240 all of them yeah yeah like digital concussion is a thing yeah okay yeah cool he's going to come to

01:07:00.580 toronto in september and we're going to do a live podcast on the couch he'll be sitting over here

01:07:05.240 fantastic give him some of this tea it's great i will yeah some carnivore crisps

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01:08:25.200 good food try it conover crisps.com code mp enjoy the rest of the episode i forgot what i wanted to

01:08:31.080 ask hold on it was next this will be the first podcast you edit okay just kidding sometimes i

01:08:37.460 edit that laugh okay you know what my aunt she doesn't watch my podcast i don't think so it

01:08:42.320 doesn't matter but she told me when i was in like grade five that i laughed or maybe like younger

01:08:46.460 grade three or something that i laughed like a goat and then i stopped laughing like when i

01:08:51.500 i just wanted to see if i could do it i didn't know if i could i have a new skill

01:09:01.240 you're good you're fine these i don't know if this happens to people but it must happen to

01:09:11.680 people where you don't know how to experience joy if you're like what's happening what is this

01:09:17.640 if you're like stressed out you've been stressed out for a while yeah and then something like 0.95

01:09:22.680 either bad happens or something funny happens or just like i don't know something stupid happens

01:09:27.600 i'll laugh until i cry yep i'm like oh no it's happening again generally feel like you don't

01:09:34.840 understand joy and happiness i've had a really hard life i know i get that that's why i like

01:09:39.940 hanging out with you because you look at me and you're like what is this emotional feeling

01:09:43.020 it's like hanging out with the grinch are you naturally like is this an act nicole you can tell

01:09:47.440 me no no you saw me i know it was when i get more drinks in me i'm just my the octave of my voice

01:09:54.600 goes up and i'm just happier and sillier and i just love everybody yeah yeah i just want to dance

01:09:59.480 uh okay king of the castle you said like being king of the castle dance as a woman which we

01:10:07.440 touched on a bit because i was like i don't i think there are there are benefits and costs to

01:10:13.240 everything yeah i think if you're in business as a woman and you're like you have really dark hair

01:10:17.220 it's pulled back really tight you're really scary looking yeah people are gonna take you more 0.99

01:10:20.740 seriously than if you're like bouncy and blonde however yes people are more attracted to blondes 1.00

01:10:25.000 yes so they want to fuck you but they don't want to do business yeah so you gotta choose but then 1.00

01:10:29.600 like more attracted to you but being attractive is good yes for everything really 1.00

01:10:34.280 that's where we get better than being i agree so that but it is a it's a sword and again it was

01:10:43.680 like when people are like oh a double-edged sword i'm like what do you have it doesn't have two 0.92

01:10:47.080 edges that's a stupid sword that seems like a weird samurai thing most swords if it's a sword 0.94

01:10:52.920 sword has two edges oh yeah but then the samurai ones only have one that seems silly um it does 0.99

01:10:58.740 seem silly yeah why wouldn't you just make both ends sharp it's like the queen if you've seen that

01:11:02.940 maybe of the queen maybe it moves differently in the air when it's shaped like this instead of

01:11:07.700 faster maybe i saw a clip of the queen trying to cut a cake with a samurai sword and she had

01:11:12.600 it upside down and nobody corrected her because she's the queen but i would have been the one 0.99

01:11:16.220 asshole yo yo yo yo queen yeah that's what jesters are for and for royalty right being like 0.98

01:11:22.520 hey you're doing that wrong no one can kill them because they're joking yeah they're joking i 1.00

01:11:26.380 wouldn't say bitch i'd be like yo queen bitch yeah um but the double-edged sword is it's been 0.99

01:11:32.020 really like and i don't want sympathy but it's been really hard for me like be it in comedy 0.98

01:11:38.660 be it in business whatever it is because i am happy and bubbly and friendly and look like this

01:11:45.820 in general and i've had to tone down my look a lot or what do you do when you're toning down

01:11:51.460 your look t-shirt like if i'm going to a studio to like record music or if i'm going to any kind

01:11:56.980 of thing where i know it's predominantly dudes i'm probably the only girl i'm wearing a hoodie

01:12:00.900 and pants and i do it every time just to make sure that they're focusing on what i'm there to do and

01:12:07.200 to be respectful of their like kind of wives and girlfriends and stuff i don't want someone's 0.87

01:12:11.400 because it's happened so many times where someone's wife will look at me look at a photo not meet me

01:12:16.320 and be like you're not working with her it's happened over has that happened to you uh no i

01:12:21.540 don't think so it's happened a lot talk to you i don't think i work with people okay fair like yeah

01:12:27.780 it's happened a lot like massive opportunities i had and then someone's waiting for girlfriend

01:12:32.080 true his wife's my mom so that works out well for you in this case yeah good job good job

01:12:39.160 yeah but i've had that happen like a lot or people are just trying to do business with i

01:12:45.520 love it you're laughing uh they they're hitting on you and it gets freaking weird and then it's

01:12:51.580 like it goes from oh man you're so funny and like you're you're so dope you're so awesome 1.00

01:12:55.700 yeah she's a bitch she's not even funny it's just like it's a switch if they flirt with you 1.00

01:13:00.380 or they try and hit on you and you don't give it back then they just and you're like well fuck 1.00

01:13:06.200 dude what are you doing i was nice to you and you know i was funny as fuck and and i am funny 1.00

01:13:12.720 because i warmed up that crap for you motherfucker and then yeah so that's why i like the internet for 0.99

01:13:18.240 a little bit it's like i can just stay in my little bubble yeah i have to deal with a lot of 0.99

01:13:22.480 that but in business i still do have to deal with these people okay so what i what we talked about

01:13:27.800 when i went out is i said i've just given given up doing the negotiating part and not that's not

01:13:33.460 true entirely like if i get really if something isn't going well yeah i'll get so irritated to

01:13:39.100 a point where i think i'll be so straightforward that people are like okay we'll take her seriously

01:13:44.180 i think you can do that i would i can i can definitely do that yeah so i do get to that

01:13:48.800 point but even like it's tricky so say i don't do as much work on my dad's side but when i was

01:13:54.020 negotiating on his behalf which actually did go fairly well but still it was like it was like oh

01:13:59.620 i'm talking to you know this jordan peterson's daughter okay so then there's that so yeah there's

01:14:04.780 that and then it's like okay i'm young so then there's that like oh blonde that plays against

01:14:08.880 my favorite too um and i noticed so then andre started doing the business negotiations and it

01:14:15.440 was like he could say it would take him like four minutes he just say something they'd be like yeah

01:14:20.220 okay like i would have had to argue with them for a month so that's annoying like that's not fair

01:14:26.260 but then i was like well maybe instead of being annoyed about that you just have to figure out

01:14:31.340 ways around it like hire someone that's going to be taken more seriously than you and then tell

01:14:36.020 them what to say yeah that's easier than having the month-long battle that's what i've been doing

01:14:41.180 yeah and i i got i got sick of managing my managers though i feel i've transitioned teams

01:14:48.460 and i feel like i have a pretty solid team right now uh but i had to manage so many people like i

01:14:53.680 had to be telling everybody what to say and i'm like wait why am i paying everybody if you have

01:14:57.780 to do it i'm coming up with the concepts i'm doing the work i'm yeah and i'm telling you what to say

01:15:02.020 yeah but double-edged sword i do appreciate you know i love beauty and i love women and i love

01:15:09.700 uh looking like i could maybe be on the dallas cowboys cheerleaders if i wanted to and i worked

01:15:14.980 on my high kicks a bit more i could do it uh i like i'm i'm quite confident i could do it like

01:15:20.380 i love being a woman and i love being girly so i don't want to give up that side of me

01:15:26.200 and just sit into my masculine all the time yeah so that i could roll with the boys because i'm not

01:15:31.460 a boy and i don't want to be a boy that's my thought yeah yeah you're most certainly not a

01:15:37.520 boy i'm not a boy it's so funny that your interpretation of going out with me is that

01:15:42.200 you walk away and it's like it was crazy it happened like well i went to the washroom like

01:15:47.000 three times a lot yeah i do not pee a lot you peed more than me i don't know that i didn't keep track

01:15:52.400 i didn't keep it excuse me but anyway every time i came back yeah it was like a group of people

01:15:57.500 okay so so two questions one top stress hacks things you do to calm down or make yourself feel

01:16:04.140 better dance i did a 30-day dance challenge and every single day i forced myself to dance

01:16:12.860 and i put it on my instagram and i had other people do it with me like tons of fans did it

01:16:18.540 with me it was dope teammates fans whatever i like team better um it's like calling people

01:16:25.020 your fan feels kind of rude you know yeah yeah i don't like that um but tons of people did it with

01:16:30.780 me and day one day two i was like oh that's kind of silly day three i was like i gotta do this 0.91

01:16:35.540 shit again why did i tell people i'd do this for what 30 days i'm like day five and i was like 0.72

01:16:41.060 my life is changing day eight i'm like i'm a different person i'm a different person i'm like 0.99

01:16:50.200 in my body again i'm happier like it was like direct depression beater mood defeater every

01:16:59.240 single time so if i'm ever like really upset or in a bad mood i will dance and then you literally

01:17:06.360 physically shake it off like taylor swift styles and it it leaves it's gone and then you're like

01:17:11.640 okay i can at least focus now i've shaken off that like and then yeah yeah that makes sense i do that

01:17:17.180 and sermons those are my two favorites yeah and blowouts yeah and bloods okay i mean i do saunas

01:17:26.340 okay that's you can't like no matter what if you heat yourself up so much that you're sweating a

01:17:30.920 whole bunch like yeah your state of mind is going to change do you bring a bit of lavender in with

01:17:35.420 you ever no or a little bit liang liang what is that it's ylang ylang but it's just fun to

01:17:43.040 mispronounce uh it's it's like another oil it's such a silly word i love that someone looked at 0.91

01:17:49.460 something and was like you know what this is like they named it that like so stupid someone sent me 0.90

01:17:55.400 a meme the other day and it was like whoever named frog whoever named frogs knew that is a frog 0.88

01:18:02.000 that's a frog that makes that one makes sense but like a plant called ylang ylang yeah that's rude

01:18:08.240 that's silly that's a silly person um yeah but if you go in your sauna and you just like 0.86

01:18:13.300 i have like these tiny little bowls when i do it i'll just bring in like one or two drops of 0.99

01:18:18.160 lavender oil with me and just you just put it in your sauna just leave it there i could do eucalyptus

01:18:22.700 that's so nice that's what i would choose yeah lavender before bed eucalyptus anytime

01:18:27.140 huh yeah okay taught you a thing okay you're welcome i haven't gotten as far as into essential

01:18:33.420 oils yet oh i'll bring you some okay last question okay this will be a good clip okay oh

01:18:42.460 um when you're looking for someone to date yes what qualities do you look for in a man

01:18:51.060 uh do you have a list or something that people need to like check off in order to

01:18:57.620 date them integrity is number one but how do you judge that you have to know them first so like

01:19:03.280 yeah sure someone could be cute but if they don't have integrity if they don't do what they say

01:19:07.520 they're gonna do if they don't treat other people well i don't care i don't care how much money you

01:19:13.420 make i don't care how cool you are like if you're not a dope human i don't care i'm not interested

01:19:18.980 and it's like a lesson i had to learn along the way but that's what matters to me now and creative 0.85

01:19:24.860 is just huge to me sense of humor because i'm ridiculous and you have to appreciate it or this

01:19:30.900 won't work yeah you don't want you do something funny and they're just like what are you doing

01:19:34.960 yeah like wilt a little bit inside oh yeah and they have to have like dude energy like they don't

01:19:40.240 have to be like super jacked up alpha but they have to have male energy so that i can be around

01:19:46.840 them and just be a girl and then i can like go back out into the world and like you know put on

01:19:52.720 whatever i have to put on and then come back to them and just be like have you gone out with people

01:19:57.040 that like make you not be a girl yeah like more feminine than you somehow no yeah like people

01:20:06.400 that they make me not be a girl yeah yes like if they're if i feel like they're constantly like 0.56

01:20:13.180 challenging me or something like there's those douches out there that they think it's fun to like

01:20:18.160 constantly like oh you think you're so whatever oh and they think that that's flirting it's not 0.96

01:20:23.380 it's called negging or they like insult you and they whatever because they think if she's some 0.59

01:20:29.440 big sparkly thing or at least that's how i see her i gotta take her down a couple notches

01:20:33.560 then she'll be mine oh you know like break her down that whole thing yeah i'm not into that

01:20:39.200 that's not fun no no it's not cool like just someone who knows who they are so then i can

01:20:45.660 be me yeah okay that makes sense and someone who's ready for a relationship we were talking

01:20:51.860 about that the other day yeah yeah dating people who aren't into being in a relationship but

01:20:57.220 that doesn't seem that fun no no that doesn't like wait what are we what am i auditioning for

01:21:03.860 there's no movie okay so i'm just like tap dancing for fun okay yeah that's not good at all

01:21:10.660 do you have a timeline like are you looking for like is the next relationship are you looking for 0.97

01:21:16.360 marriage you want to settle down you're like i don't want to fuck around i don't want to settle 0.70

01:21:20.820 down well i want to start the adventure but yeah the next one that's like that's it i don't i don't 0.97

01:21:26.920 want to be dating a bajillion people but to be fair i wasn't ready before like i didn't know

01:21:32.640 what i wanted i didn't know like what i wanted for my life or my career or whatever and now i'm like

01:21:38.500 okay i'm ready i'm ready let's do this thing let's have all the fun let's like build something

01:21:43.480 amazing together and yeah cool yeah taking applications is that what you're like getting

01:21:52.100 at screening the youtube comments no i'm just kidding apply by youtube comment that would be

01:21:56.980 that would that'd be really funny interesting yeah okay nicole michaela thank you so much

01:22:03.020 for coming on that was fun yeah thanks for having me at your house sitting on your couch

01:22:06.740 drinking your tea eating your meat

01:22:08.200 oh

01:22:26.980 We'll be right back.

The Mikhaila Peterson Podcast - August 24, 2021

107. Would We Do OnlyFans？｜ Nicole Arbour

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The Mikhaila Peterson Podcast - August 24, 2021

107. Would We Do OnlyFans？ ｜ Nicole Arbour

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107. Would We Do OnlyFans？｜ Nicole Arbour