The National Telegraph - Wyatt Claypool - April 23, 2024


Hilarious: Chrystia Freeland pretends she gets around on a bike!


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

203.82166

Word Count

736

Sentence Count

45

Misogynist Sentences

11


Summary

Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland has been accused of using public transit to get around the city of Toronto, but what about riding her bike? Is she actually riding a bike? And if she is, why is she doing it?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I just wanted to put out this very random short video here because I found this oddly hilarious.
00:00:05.540 Remember last year that Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Chrystia Freeland claimed that for climate-related reasons,
00:00:12.980 she purely used public transportation as well as a bike to get around the city of Toronto to her various political engagements,
00:00:19.580 and that was quickly proven to be complete nonsense in that she spends thousands of dollars on chauffeurs, limousines, Ubers, and whatnot,
00:00:26.980 sometimes just to go like three blocks down the road somewhere that she could easily walk in just a few minutes,
00:00:33.560 yet for some reason she needed to bill taxpayers, you know, like hundreds of dollars just to take that small trip.
00:00:41.240 Well, I just wanted to highlight the fact that her ministerial staff seems to be really wanting to get more footage of her riding a bike,
00:00:49.580 and I like how the idea is, well, okay, we've lied in the past about her riding a bike,
00:00:53.860 so now we just need a little, we need a couple clips of her riding a bike.
00:01:01.640 Guys, controversy over. Look, she's holding a bike. She's riding a bike. She coasts in.
00:01:05.660 Look, she's coasting in. She's not even pedaling, though.
00:01:07.840 She walks, and then she walks the bike over. Perfect.
00:01:11.000 Guys, she rides a bike. She cares about climate change now, according to her.
00:01:14.320 Look, we have one clip of her actually riding a bike once in her life.
00:01:18.460 I don't think she's never ridden a bike, but, man, I love how silly political communications are.
00:01:24.220 Guys, guys, we need some footage of her riding a bike to prove that she sometimes does this,
00:01:28.300 even though she obviously didn't bike here because where did the rest of her comms team,
00:01:32.660 what did the rest of her team do?
00:01:34.460 Did they drive in a car and then film her riding her bike?
00:01:37.760 Because you know that's probably what they did.
00:01:39.740 The bike was in the trunk of the car.
00:01:41.740 They got her to take it out, put on the really nice blue helmet that clearly has never touched
00:01:46.220 an ounce of dirt in its entire existence, and just quickly ride down the street here.
00:01:51.080 Oh, yes. Good job, Freeland.
00:01:52.580 Oh, yeah. No, look at that.
00:01:53.700 She cares about the climate now, guys.
00:01:55.240 She totally rides public transit because we have her riding a red bicycle going to a bike shop
00:01:59.920 to talk about frivolous policies that are not actually helping Canadians that she thinks are
00:02:04.960 like needs that we have, even though a lot of these things are only needs now that Canadians are so broke
00:02:10.700 because of liberal policy.
00:02:12.840 Ugh. Silly stuff. I love silly stuff.
00:02:16.700 I love political communications teams who just think to themselves,
00:02:20.900 oh, goodness, this person needs to feel like a family person.
00:02:23.880 Let's have them taking a photo next to a family.
00:02:26.460 Oh, guys, we have to have them holding a baby so people think they're compassionate.
00:02:29.900 Or how about just act compassionate? How about just act consistent?
00:02:34.240 Like, you can't cover over hypocrisy by trying to retroactively do the thing that you said you were doing.
00:02:40.160 Again, she spent thousands of dollars on limousines at the same time she was saying she was riding the train.
00:02:45.260 You almost immediately knew that was untrue because if the deputy prime minister was riding the TTC in Toronto,
00:02:51.900 there'd be tons of little photos of her on social media saying,
00:02:54.580 oh, hey, I just noticed the deputy prime minister here.
00:02:57.100 That's neat.
00:02:57.680 Or people are like, I hate her guts.
00:02:59.040 It's Christy Freeland.
00:02:59.960 Look at a photo of her.
00:03:01.040 You never saw that.
00:03:02.080 Everyone knew off the bat it wasn't true.
00:03:04.240 Also, I just wanted to highlight the fact that Christy Freeland is also a bit of a drag racer.
00:03:08.680 If we all remember, she was, like, caught driving, like, 160 or something like that in Alberta,
00:03:13.680 driving from, you know, like, Medicine Hat to somewhere, got pulled over and got a $275 ticket.
00:03:19.280 So the lady has a need for speed.
00:03:21.540 And I don't begrudge her for that.
00:03:22.960 I just begrudge her for lying about the fact that she doesn't use actual motor vehicle transportation
00:03:28.820 and then also trying to shame other people for doing the same thing and tax them.
00:03:33.740 But what can you do these days?
00:03:35.760 Have a good one, guys.