The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 28th September 2026

00:00:00.400 Morning.

00:00:05.540 You alright?

00:00:07.560 Hope you are.

00:00:09.140 Sincerely, genuinely hope you are.

00:00:10.620 Did you have a good weekend?

00:00:13.400 Me? Yeah, no, I'm alright.

00:00:14.640 Yeah, it was a good weekend, thanks, yeah.

00:00:16.240 No, cheers, thanks for asking.

00:00:18.600 As always, nearly always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry.

00:00:21.760 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:23.180 Morning, I'm all good.

00:00:25.600 A disembodied voice out of the ether of the all-knowing, all-powerful,

00:00:28.440 omniscient omnipresent producer there we are in his hands what would little harry do that's what

00:00:33.840 we must ask ourselves okay it's now eight in the a.m british summertime on monday monday monday

00:00:40.580 the 28th of september in the year of our law 2026 god september's flown by hasn't it seems like

00:00:46.640 that to me months even years fly by once you get middle age i wonder if when you're old you know

00:00:52.440 like in your 80s or in your 90s if it just keeps accelerating like that

00:00:58.440 The difference between being 75 and 90 seems like a couple of weeks.

00:01:04.460 That's enough faffing about, though, isn't it?

00:01:06.840 More than enough fannying about for one morning, let's just get straight into it.

00:01:09.680 This show is supposed to be all about what's in the legacy corporate mainstream media on any given day, the news cycle.

00:01:14.240 You should know, you need to know, really, it is sloppy, but it is frustrating.

00:01:19.180 You need to know why, because millions of normies, nearly everyone, still gets most of their news, if not all their news, from the legacy corporate mainstream media.

00:01:27.740 So it's in your interest, isn't it?

00:01:28.900 It's in our interest to at least know, to at least be aware

00:01:31.620 Of what forms their reality

00:01:34.740 If they're the vast majority of people

00:01:36.640 You can turtle up and pretend it's not happening

00:01:39.400 Pretend you're too cool

00:01:40.380 To be interested in the news cycle

00:01:43.580 Yeah, okay

00:01:44.880 Sure

00:01:46.680 Alright, let's get straight into it then

00:01:49.200 What have we got?

00:01:50.020 Okay, so it's the Fairford bomb plot day

00:01:52.640 Today

00:01:53.420 We've got

00:01:55.380 Iran linked to RAF bomb plot

00:01:58.520 That's nearly every front page is that

00:02:00.780 We'll talk all about it

00:02:01.560 If you didn't watch any news

00:02:03.700 Or you weren't on your phone or anything

00:02:05.280 Or Twitter yesterday at all

00:02:06.740 You won't have heard of this

00:02:07.940 But it's wall to wall this morning

00:02:09.580 It's on nearly every front page

00:02:10.940 And tax rise talks at number 10

00:02:13.240 Andy Burnham wants to abolish the triple lock

00:02:16.120 So that he can pay for social care 1.00

00:02:18.480 The boomers won't be happy 0.97

00:02:22.000 It's not a pop of boomers 1.00

00:02:24.240 I don't blame them 1.00

00:02:24.980 I've already given up any hope of getting a state pension anyway

00:02:29.920 I abandoned that idea years ago

00:02:32.580 When it became obvious there would be no money

00:02:34.860 By the time I'm that age

00:02:35.840 Okay

00:02:38.560 Straight off the bat then we've got the Telegraph

00:02:41.540 The Daily Toregraph 1.00

00:02:42.620 German-owned Zionist slop 0.98

00:02:45.220 Oh, Jews can have a demographically safe ancestral homeland 0.91

00:02:49.820 They can have that 1.00

00:02:50.900 Yeah, we can't though

00:02:51.720 According to Alistair Heath and the senior people at the Telegraph

00:02:56.400 That's what the Telegraph is

00:02:58.380 That's who they are, really, in Final Reckoning

00:03:00.540 Right, Iran linked to RAF bomb plot 0.87

00:03:03.440 Straight away they're saying it's Iran

00:03:07.040 Yesterday, during the day, or in the evening

00:03:09.600 I was seeing certain commentators on the BBC largely

00:03:13.700 Saying, we think it's probably Russia

00:03:15.740 Probably Russia behind it

00:03:17.200 Well, look, before we get into that, the speculation

00:03:20.000 let's just talk about the details of it first and foremost for anyone who might not know we just

00:03:25.760 didn't watch any news yesterday because the story is basically 24 hours old well a bit more than 24

00:03:31.280 hours not much more than 24 hours old 30 odd hours old okay so there's a an an RAF base Royal Air

00:03:39.100 Force Base it's actually pretty close to where I'm sitting right now it's in the southwest of

00:03:44.260 England was it just on the border of Gloucestershire it's really not far from where I am here like a

00:03:49.340 40 minute drive something like that RF Fairford but it's a joint RAF US Air Force base we've got

00:03:57.760 loads of those in Britain loads of NSA facilities in Britain all sorts of stuff the Americans have

00:04:05.080 got in Britain anyway RAF Fairford it's not a giant giant base I think there's only like one

00:04:12.300 major really long runway you know some aeroplanes require a very long runway big ones because that's

00:04:19.320 thing it's sort of large bombers the b1 bomber b1 bomber the b52s

00:04:26.920 b52s uh even i think i think perhaps during the cold war the u2 would land there it's no

00:04:32.920 old air force base it goes back to the war world war ii um planes and gliders took off there to

00:04:39.800 take part in operational market garden do you think i've got long film content all about

00:04:42.760 operational market garden a bridge too far yeah i have anyway five part series i think um

00:04:51.960 quoting from cornelius's ryan cornelius ryan's book a bridge too far anyway

00:04:59.240 this isn't anything to do with operational market garden so there's that base there

00:05:03.000 the americans use it i think it's their main base for heavy bombers in all of europe

00:05:07.400 of course the americans have got bases all over the place particularly germany

00:05:10.040 but they they land and fly their big bombers like the b1 i'm not sure if they've ever the b2

00:05:17.560 is ever landed but anyway anyway all right so it's basically an american base i say basically

00:05:23.400 is an raf base but the most important thing the most salient thing about raf airford is that

00:05:28.920 there's big american planes there you know when the iran war started there was a bit of a hoo-ha

00:05:34.880 will starmer let the americans use it i mean it's sort of their base

00:05:40.420 anyway that was kind of his compromise wasn't it that he's not going to particularly help in the

00:05:48.680 iran war beyond sort of token gestures we sent that one uh cruiser didn't we or destroyer

00:05:55.520 uh the dragon enter the dragon hms enter the dragon we sent down to cyprus a couple other

00:06:03.040 the tiny bits and bobs the main thing was like yeah you can fly your bombers in and out of RAF

00:06:06.760 Fairford that was sort of the main thing okay all right now the details of what happened early in

00:06:14.640 the wee hours on Sunday morning I think about one o'clock in the morning quarter to one in the

00:06:18.620 morning Sunday morning this Sunday just gone some woman a farmer a local farmer was coming home from

00:06:26.420 a party I guess she hadn't had much booze because she was driving she's driving home to her little

00:06:33.020 village right near RAF Fairford right next to it she notices it's just a bunch of suspicious things

00:06:38.780 she sees like three white vans parked where they shouldn't be white vans at that time of the night

00:06:44.220 obviously just her area she knows what is or isn't usual and then as she drives by she sort of sees

00:06:50.060 a load of guys flee in balaclavas or in masks she said sees them flee and scatter and run into the

00:06:57.900 the woods and running all directions as she drives by she's like that's super suspicious

00:07:03.980 we all know that rf well she knows everyone in the know knows rf airford is a big target i mean

00:07:11.340 in recent months both the iranians this is true this is a matter of fact we'll get into the

00:07:16.540 disinformation misinformation whether it's a false flag all that sort of stuff later

00:07:19.900 but this is definitely a matter of record that both the iranians and the russians in the last

00:07:25.260 Few months have said

00:07:26.360 Like R.F. Fairford

00:07:28.540 We see you 0.96

00:07:29.620 Iran said, wasn't it like six weeks ago

00:07:32.680 Two months ago

00:07:33.300 They said they wanted to expand

00:07:35.400 Their war

00:07:37.340 Their side of the ledger

00:07:38.960 In that war

00:07:40.040 To include any bases

00:07:42.580 Things that attack them

00:07:45.040 Leave from

00:07:46.640 Whether it's the various bases in the region

00:07:49.580 Or like say Germany

00:07:51.360 Or R.F. Fairford

00:07:55.260 According to the Iranians 1.00

00:07:57.980 And that is a matter of record 1.00

00:07:59.600 RFF and sort of fair game

00:08:02.160 Okay, the Russians also said 0.98

00:08:04.240 Didn't they not too long ago 0.88

00:08:05.800 They said, well okay, alright

00:08:08.900 So she sees these men scatter

00:08:12.180 The reason why I'm spending so long on it

00:08:14.160 Is because it's basically the main story

00:08:15.780 As far as the Fleet Street is concerned

00:08:17.780 It's all the front pages

00:08:19.420 I think bar one or maybe two

00:08:20.680 So she calls the police 1.00

00:08:23.920 This civilian 0.58

00:08:25.540 It's a random civilian.

00:08:26.300 They're calling her a hero.

00:08:28.740 She got on WhatsApp.

00:08:31.080 Some sort of local village WhatsApp group.

00:08:33.380 And or she just called the cops.

00:08:35.880 She called the busies. 1.00

00:08:38.060 The peelers turned up. 0.99

00:08:40.940 The armed pigs turn up. 0.95

00:08:43.900 How many euphemisms can I get for police? 0.98

00:08:45.780 Okay.

00:08:48.300 Like, really quickly.

00:08:50.500 Some people said that's suspicious.

00:08:52.160 I don't think that's suspicious.

00:08:53.520 Particularly anyway.

00:08:54.300 because our effort is just known i mean massively known as a target right so anyway armed police

00:09:00.580 turn up within just a few minutes apparently and um they grab five dudes five fellas

00:09:06.740 terrorists uh here's a picture there's a picture there you go there's four of them one two three

00:09:16.420 four and there's another one that you can't really see but he's there five dudes they capture them

00:09:22.320 they say they think they fear they might have a suicide vest so the cops strip them to the waist

00:09:27.020 to make sure they haven't got like a bomb vest and um i mean they don't look particularly iranian

00:09:34.900 they certainly don't look russian okay they are brown um before i carry on one little interesting

00:09:48.020 note i've only seen this morning no one was saying this all day yesterday but this morning

00:09:51.920 I see this in the Daily Mail

00:09:53.320 They've changed the headline

00:09:58.860 Anyway, it was a headline

00:10:00.840 Saying that the woman, that farmer woman

00:10:03.620 Said she saw more than five people

00:10:06.440 Run into the

00:10:07.760 Into the woods

00:10:10.020 And just run away from the scene

00:10:11.680 She said there was more than five

00:10:13.480 In fact, if we got it

00:10:14.900 Oh yeah, here we go, look 1.00

00:10:16.220 Hero farmer woman 1.00

00:10:19.440 Who foiled RAF

00:10:21.320 Terror Bomb

00:10:22.520 Terror Bomb

00:10:23.720 Says security forces should be red-faced

00:10:28.020 That a plucky amateur saved the day

00:10:30.540 And claims

00:10:31.420 The worst thing is

00:10:32.660 That we saw more than five suspects

00:10:35.680 The plot thickens

00:10:38.820 Are there terrorists on the run

00:10:42.120 In the wilds of Gloucestershire?

00:10:46.680 Okay

00:10:47.200 Tiny bit of an aside

00:10:48.580 Perhaps not

00:10:49.040 Perhaps a key point to it all

00:10:51.200 but at the moment, that's breaking news.

00:10:53.500 That sort of really is breaking.

00:10:55.700 Okay, back to the details.

00:10:58.560 So the cops get these five guys,

00:11:00.420 and then they arrest them.

00:11:02.600 The normal Gloucestershire police arrest them

00:11:04.800 for under, like, some sort of bomb act.

00:11:10.620 An actual parliament that goes back ages.

00:11:12.320 I think it goes back to, like, the 19th century or something.

00:11:14.260 Basically, you just...

00:11:15.340 It's against the law to have a giant bomb.

00:11:17.640 Just that.

00:11:18.600 Oh, yeah, because they're three vans.

00:11:20.140 their three white vans according to reporting seemed to have been we can only really infer

00:11:27.880 even though the police haven't explicitly explicitly said it but they've more or less

00:11:31.300 said it those vans were bombs giant bombs whether they were i mean there's pictures where from an

00:11:39.260 aerial view i don't know if some reporters got um a drone or something but there's some aerial views

00:11:44.160 where you see the vans and there's like all barrels they're getting barrels out of the back

00:11:48.780 of it barrels of like fertilizer i don't know i don't know the details of uh exactly that these

00:11:55.880 vans and uh look oh look there you go look these black barrels coming out the back of these oh

00:12:04.100 look there's a there's the bomb squad the army bomb squad was brought in army bomb disposal unit

00:12:09.020 they've got a little robot thing remote controlled robot radio controlled robot um and in fact there's

00:12:14.980 like black barrels and things they're getting out the back of them whether they're giant bombs or

00:12:19.420 not whether who knows what the plan was if you believe it all uh was to drive into like smash

00:12:24.960 through the gates rf fairford drive these vans with a suicide style or not i don't know what

00:12:33.060 into the barracks into like the main control tower into a b1 sitting on the tarmac don't know who

00:12:39.860 knows oh that's just pure that really is pure speculation what they what they plan to do but

00:12:44.760 okay okay so they get these guys and the normal police charge them with effectively having bombs

00:12:53.980 and then later in the day the terror police so not normal Gloucestershire police constabulary but

00:13:01.480 full-blown terror police from London the Met Police they uh they re-arrest them under like

00:13:08.580 the actual terrorism legislation what is it i can't remember the exact phrasing but um i

00:13:15.040 paraphrase slightly but it's like under suspicion of of planning a terrorist act something like

00:13:21.760 that so in other words like definitely terrorism as far as the story goes if you believe it all

00:13:31.880 or what all of this is ai and nothing actually happened whatsoever no um so so they're basically

00:13:41.480 facts a few other things trump came out and said very quickly like during the day yesterday he said

00:13:47.420 kind of oddly i think kind of oddly he said we i guess he's meaning like the intelligence services

00:13:54.620 the the us and british intelligence services i suppose he means knew who these guys were

00:14:01.620 they're sort of aware of them this is the donald saying this and uh it was a great job that they

00:14:06.760 were caught and they were foiled and you know sort of well done to the british authorities

00:14:12.540 for acting so quickly and stuff a few questions though if that's true like when were you waiting

00:14:20.000 what moment were you waiting to pounce though because it seems like it was just some random

00:14:25.840 woman from the nearby village who saw something suspicious and called the normal cops

00:14:31.360 so if all these guys were known to the intelligence services i suppose

00:14:37.280 when were you planning to when exactly were you planning to foil this thing

00:14:42.480 did that woman and the normal

00:14:46.060 Gloucestershire cops get there just moments

00:14:47.840 before

00:14:48.420 they were going to be swooped on by

00:14:51.680 the CIA or something

00:14:55.020 MI5

00:14:56.300 I don't think so mate

00:14:58.880 it doesn't seem like that

00:15:00.200 then who knows exactly

00:15:04.300 who knows exactly

00:15:05.220 obviously I've got no insight into

00:15:07.400 the inner workings and machinations

00:15:09.800 of the intelligence services

00:15:10.980 who knows maybe that was about to happen anyway that's not how it played out that's not how it

00:15:16.800 played out all right that's basically all um uh burnham no sternum burnham came out because his

00:15:22.900 labour party conference at the moment he came out and just said like a man with no sternum just said

00:15:28.440 like the most lily-livered weak-wristed thing could possibly save just said yeah this is

00:15:32.760 concerning isn't it something like that he said yeah i can get i understand why local people would

00:15:38.080 be concerned oh yeah because they think these vans were giant bombs they evacuated loads of people

00:15:43.940 dozens or was it 85 odd households from the immediate vicinity of where those vans are parked up

00:15:49.200 no stone just goes yeah it's concerning isn't it yeah a bit concerning yeah yeah mate yeah it is

00:15:58.640 okay so they're sort of the most salient facts and then of course the next thing is what is

00:16:06.080 actually going on so it could be all complete nonsense is a false flag all right all of this

00:16:14.000 is some sort of 4d 5d chest by the establishment by the blob by the deep state for sort of nefarious 0.65

00:16:19.440 reasons and it's all it's all a concocted nonsense thing it's that a general purpose islamic

00:16:27.520 terrorist event it's not connected to the russians or the iranians it's just a

00:16:31.840 an Islamic bomb plot, like 7-7 or whatever, 9-11, something like that. Or it's the Iranians 0.97

00:16:43.640 or it's the Russians. There's your options, basically. It's unlikely to be the domestic 0.88

00:16:50.560 British far right, is it? Okay. They're basically your options. Could it be like pro-Palestine

00:17:01.080 people what else could it be possibly sort of uh like green green activists just stop oil guys

00:17:08.380 is it just stop oil guys it might be those might be those fellas

00:17:11.720 anyway throughout the day yesterday um they started saying more and more it's russia or

00:17:21.280 iran and then towards the evening it starts leaning more and more towards iran and then now

00:17:27.400 Oh, look, the Daily Telegraph goes to print with Iran.

00:17:30.020 It is Iran.

00:17:30.680 Iran linked to RAF bomb plot.

00:17:33.640 If you believe it. 0.98

00:17:34.800 If you believe it.

00:17:39.780 Okay.

00:17:40.760 Five men arrested for terror and explosive offences at Fairford Air Base.

00:17:46.720 Farmer raised the alarm after she saw suspects come out of vans near her home.

00:17:51.580 Nearby village evacuated as bomb disposal teams worked through the day.

00:17:57.400 There you go. And the guys look black, basically, to me.

00:18:01.580 I mean, there is better images than that, but they don't look typically Persian.

00:18:07.840 But then who knows? They certainly don't look Russian.

00:18:14.480 They look black to me. 0.52

00:18:17.860 Not sort of full-blown sub-Saharan, like, Ivory Coast black, but...

00:18:23.580 Back then on this, who knows, who knows

00:18:26.580 Alright, that's the main story, I spent so long on it because it's basically THE story of the news cycle

00:18:32.580 I guess we have, like everyone else, we just have to wait and see over the next few days, weeks, months, years even

00:18:41.580 Before they go on trial and there's a verdict

00:18:43.580 What actually happened there

00:18:48.580 Maybe they're just plumbers and they didn't do nothing

00:18:53.580 okay all right what else have we got scrap triple lock to fund uh free social care say

00:19:01.980 labour grandees so no stern and burnham's got this master plan this wonderful plan

00:19:06.080 he wants to roll out an nhs style system for free social care mainly for when you're old

00:19:15.620 when you're old if you haven't got kids or grandkids or an extended family who will look

00:19:20.560 after you and you can't afford a private care home the state will pay for that free at point

00:19:28.920 of charge for everyone right we can't afford that it's not that i'd begrudge anyone half decent

00:19:39.400 social care when they're old of course not but the nhs as it is is completely bankrupt in the

00:19:45.580 country or has bankrupted the country he wants to throw on another giant program like that

00:19:51.020 the obvious question is begs the question uh how are you going to pay for that uh surely

00:19:58.280 we can't afford that and he's talking about well to begin with scrap the triple lock

00:20:02.200 boomers most affected boomers will not like that will they again no dig at boomers there particularly 0.63

00:20:12.160 Just saying it 0.99

00:20:14.740 Go based boomers if anything 0.98

00:20:17.460 When people have a pop at boomers 0.99

00:20:20.960 I do like to actually tip my foot 0.99

00:20:22.360 Actually there is such a thing as the based boomer

00:20:24.760 And they're usually super based as well 1.00

00:20:28.960 People moan up about women

00:20:32.820 They've got empathy 1.00

00:20:34.200 And women always vote liberal 1.00

00:20:35.460 Well when you find a based woman 1.00

00:20:36.660 Quite often they're dialed up to 11 1.00

00:20:38.380 Quite often they're more based than you 0.98

00:20:40.680 same goes for base boomers 0.94

00:20:42.800 anyway 1.00

00:20:45.980 they're not going to like

00:20:48.380 the scrapping of the triple lock thing

00:20:50.180 their pensions

00:20:50.860 for anyone who doesn't know

00:20:51.940 the triple lock is to do with pensions

00:20:53.460 how they calculate how much your pension

00:20:55.020 you'll get as your pension

00:20:56.160 and the triple lock is

00:20:57.560 basically shorthand for

00:20:59.200 three different ways of measuring

00:21:02.700 how much they're going to give you

00:21:03.760 and whatever's the best one of those three

00:21:05.500 is what you get

00:21:06.260 so

00:21:06.560 in other words it's quite a good deal

00:21:08.980 I mean the actual money you get

00:21:10.160 isn't all that much it's not much at all nonetheless they calculate it in sort of the

00:21:14.800 most favorable way they can even though the money isn't a vast amount of money it's not much money

00:21:21.600 at all it's not really enough to live on anyway even that even the way they calculate what your

00:21:28.960 monthly or yearly amount is you look to scrap that so they can pay for social care for our invaders

00:21:36.720 remember that remember that because a massive chunk a massive section of our what is it 25 0.99

00:21:43.120 or something maybe more soon to be a lot more if i percent of the population are foreign people 0.89

00:21:50.240 are invaders in order to pay for their social care 0.69

00:21:57.440 older people in this country that have been paying into their state pension their whole life 1.00

00:22:00.480 in good faith expecting to get a half decent pension nah no we've got to pay for foreign people 0.98

00:22:07.760 now got to do it through a socialist mechanism as well you've all got to pay for it you've all 0.74

00:22:18.420 got to pay for it well that's no sterling burnham that's andy burnham king of the north

00:22:23.040 didn't he say in parliament just explicitly straight up that he puts more value more

00:22:29.860 importance on social security than national security. He did say that, didn't he?

00:22:40.000 Well, it's distilled down into its pure essence there, isn't it? You couldn't have put it much

00:22:45.660 more succinctly. There's real art to brevity, isn't there? He puts social security above

00:22:53.200 national security. Yeah, doesn't care if you're safe or anything. Just make sure our invaders

00:22:59.840 have got their Gibbs

00:23:00.740 and yet Labour

00:23:03.860 is still leading the poll

00:23:04.940 mad

00:23:05.700 mad

00:23:07.520 there will be Labour voters

00:23:09.920 watching this thinking

00:23:10.660 I am the bad one

00:23:11.800 in all of this

00:23:12.680 for noticing that

00:23:15.560 for pointing that out

00:23:17.180 now that's an insane

00:23:19.980 position to have

00:23:20.880 to put social security

00:23:23.540 above national security

00:23:24.600 if you haven't got national security

00:23:26.080 if you haven't got borders

00:23:26.960 if you haven't got an army

00:23:27.840 an air force and a navy

00:23:28.840 to defend those borders

00:23:29.720 You're not really a country, what are you? 0.99

00:23:32.020 You're just a sitting duck, aren't you? 0.67

00:23:33.940 But at some point, some ambitious and ruthless men from another country 0.96

00:23:38.580 will just take your country.

00:23:40.820 The story is as old as time.

00:23:43.300 Just because we live in a world with computers and mobile phones

00:23:47.240 and drones and helicopters and things, fibre-optic cables,

00:23:52.940 hasn't changed the fact that if there's ruthless and ambitious men

00:23:56.220 from other countries that want to take your country

00:23:58.640 And you're undefended

00:23:59.900 They will eventually take it

00:24:01.360 That hasn't changed

00:24:03.140 That dynamic is exactly the same as it was

00:24:06.660 On the plains of Mesopotamia

00:24:08.600 3000 BC

00:24:09.520 Okay

00:24:14.960 But Andy Burnham wants to put social security

00:24:18.260 Above national security

00:24:19.500 This isn't a leader

00:24:21.760 This isn't a leader

00:24:23.200 This is an enemy of the state

00:24:24.500 We've got a Prime Minister

00:24:26.960 Who's an enemy of the people 1.00

00:24:28.420 in the state a fabian a pinko traitor 1.00

00:24:37.300 absolute scumbag all right but he's leaving in the polls 1.00

00:24:42.900 king tried to check in on fines but was blocked by explorer's wife do you 0.99

00:24:47.220 remember i think it was on friday wasn't it

00:24:49.140 we we did um a story or there was a story on the front page rather

00:24:53.300 about so ranulph fines the explorer the badass dude explorer dude fella i like ranulph fines

00:25:00.180 he was great he's not dead he's like he's in his early 80s and uh he gave his it seems he gave his

00:25:08.020 wife a power of attorney so she's got sort of a legal right over him over his affairs and things

00:25:15.460 she can sign for him in all sorts of things like even up to including a will i believe

00:25:23.300 It never, ever gives someone enduring power of attorney over you unless you're absolutely 1,000% sure, 1,000% sure you can trust them.

00:25:34.620 It's basically giving away your rights to them.

00:25:37.240 They become, in essence, like your parent or your guardian or something.

00:25:40.660 Like you're a kid now and you don't really have rights.

00:25:43.420 They're in control of everything to do with your life.

00:25:46.580 So don't do that, even if it's your wife, even if you're pretty sure you can trust her.

00:25:49.820 well okay he did that ran off finds did that and she bunged him in some sort of uh care home

00:25:58.640 and under an assumed name it's weird real quick this story doesn't it under a false name and then

00:26:06.260 moved him apparently i think moved him around between different care homes and his friends and

00:26:11.040 his other friends and family haven't heard from him or seen him in a couple of years something

00:26:16.080 like that she's like really cagey about it and like won't answer questions it seems

00:26:21.200 and even the head of one of those care homes said there's something odd and suspicious going on here

00:26:26.960 this isn't the sort of usual she's got some as power of attorney she's requested some really

00:26:31.920 specific odd things about how he should be treated oh she signed the do not resuscitate order as well

00:26:37.280 okay

00:26:41.400 okay we covered that on Friday

00:26:43.180 apparently Sausage Fingers himself

00:26:45.740 Chucky Saxe-Coburg Gotha

00:26:48.640 King Charles III

00:26:49.700 the king

00:26:50.200 gentlemen

00:26:52.800 the king

00:26:54.540 he was friends with Fiennes

00:26:56.320 Radolf Fiennes

00:26:56.760 actual buddies

00:26:57.540 you know

00:26:58.040 proper friends with him

00:27:00.040 and even he

00:27:01.880 even the king

00:27:02.820 was apparently blocked

00:27:04.220 from going to see him 0.59

00:27:07.280 By the wife, by this wife.

00:27:11.040 It's odd, isn't it?

00:27:13.600 It's getting weird, isn't it, this story?

00:27:16.480 Is she hiding something?

00:27:18.040 It kind of feels like, if you just take all the reporting on face value,

00:27:21.580 and I've got no real insight into the life and tribulations of Ranulph Fiennes,

00:27:26.380 but if you believe all the reporting that's going on,

00:27:28.780 it feels like she's got something to hide.

00:27:30.300 What's she doing? What's she playing at?

00:27:34.180 Let people see him, love.

00:27:36.500 Won't you let people see him?

00:27:37.460 What's the problem?

00:27:42.440 Okay.

00:27:43.160 Even the king.

00:27:45.860 No, Ranulfo has just disappeared off the face of the earth.

00:27:47.980 He's not dead, but you can't see him anymore.

00:27:49.260 No one can see him anymore.

00:27:51.000 Why's that?

00:27:52.640 It's going on there.

00:27:55.540 Okay.

00:27:56.780 There's a new type, a new variety of banana,

00:27:59.120 I guess genetically engineered,

00:28:00.300 that doesn't go brown.

00:28:02.960 Who knew?

00:28:04.720 All right.

00:28:05.780 What else have we got?

00:28:07.760 The sun, let's move on.

00:28:08.900 The sun.

00:28:10.480 See, so I'll whip through the headlines now

00:28:12.640 because they're all the same thing,

00:28:13.980 the Fairfield bomb plot.

00:28:15.240 Five arrested over terror rap.

00:28:18.660 A terror rap.

00:28:21.100 Cops swoop after 1am call.

00:28:23.320 Vans packed with explosives.

00:28:25.860 Farmer foils RAF bomb plot.

00:28:27.420 Okay, there the guys are.

00:28:29.460 And there's the vans.

00:28:30.440 Look, the bomb disposal.

00:28:31.420 Slightly different image.

00:28:32.340 Look, the bomb disposal robot is doing stuff there.

00:28:35.780 okay the mirror is a labor party mouthpiece labor party organ

00:28:43.300 plan to attack raf base five arrested okay 999 call foils terror plot okay we got it

00:28:52.820 the daily mail pure globalist slot iran bomb plot at raf base followed by pharma 999 call okay

00:28:58.920 remember like she said she saw more than five fleeing the scene where are they are they at

00:29:05.980 large is that correct and if so they're just at large are they in the countryside

00:29:10.700 they're on some sort of escape and evasion exercise hiding out in the in the hedgerows

00:29:17.540 until darkness and they can tab out to uh the coastline and get in a mini sub take them back 0.75

00:29:26.260 to Persia it's the Iranians don't you know yeah okay sure the daily star pure 0.88

00:29:33.340 slop Trump praises five held in RF base bomb plot they were looking to do big 0.90

00:29:41.060 damage they're gonna damage the base bigly

00:29:46.440 there's Donald Trump all right okay the Express pure slop the Express

00:29:52.580 It's a good paper. You can read Express now.

00:29:57.400 If you're a bit of a cretin. 0.98

00:30:01.840 Do you buy the Express on a daily basis? Stop doing that, cretin. Get a clue. 1.00

00:30:07.920 What you believe that they're on your side.

00:30:10.280 Look, their little logo is like a Third Crusade era knight with the St. George's Cross. 0.99

00:30:16.400 And they care about us, they throw out a little bit of red meat pretending to be patriotic and nativist. 0.94

00:30:20.100 and say no they're globalists and they hate us the native people they're captured by leftists 0.94

00:30:26.240 and globalists and psycho traitors that want to destroy us as a people that's who the express is 0.77

00:30:32.640 oh yeah because if you talk about why don't why am i saying that it's a bit strong in the boat

00:30:36.020 where's that coming from well if we ever talk about re-migration if you ever talk about our

00:30:41.560 demographic security if we try and advocate on behalf of anything that will try and stop us

00:30:46.480 Becoming a hated and marginalised minority

00:30:49.000 In our one and only ancestral homeland

00:30:50.380 Then the Daily Express will try and ruin you

00:30:52.420 Try and character assassinate you 0.82

00:30:53.680 Try and get you fired 1.00

00:30:54.660 Try and ruin you

00:30:56.860 That's who the Express are 1.00

00:30:58.420 Wearing the skin suit 0.99

00:31:02.440 Of someone that cares about this country 1.00

00:31:05.220 No they don't

00:31:05.920 Then why would they try and ruin

00:31:08.940 Even milquetoast people

00:31:11.540 Like Tommy

00:31:13.360 Or Nigel

00:31:14.560 Let alone someone like Charlie Downs or Reaper Lowe

00:31:17.680 Anyone to the right of that

00:31:21.880 No chance

00:31:22.700 No chance

00:31:23.700 No

00:31:24.620 They despise us

00:31:26.040 That's who the Express are

00:31:27.720 Be in no doubt

00:31:29.120 Okay

00:31:30.480 Terror plot to bomb RAF base foiled

00:31:34.140 We got it

00:31:34.660 The Times

00:31:35.540 Iran link investigated

00:31:37.280 This terror plot at RAF base

00:31:38.780 They're saying it's Iran as well 1.00

00:31:40.400 The Times seem to be happy to say 0.96

00:31:42.640 It's Iran

00:31:43.580 All right, the Metro, ew, ew, the Metro

00:31:46.400 Ew, that's not even a bad taste in my mouth

00:31:49.720 It's like hairspray

00:31:51.440 It's like hairspray mixed with diarrhoea 0.54

00:31:55.100 Absolutely disgusting

00:31:57.100 Revolting, almost designed to turn your stomach

00:32:00.440 The Metro

00:32:01.280 Yeah

00:32:02.500 Okay, let's talk about WhatsApp

00:32:05.300 Village, crime watch, foils, airbase, bomb plot

00:32:08.560 Let's be apping you

00:32:10.160 Like, let's be having you 0.89

00:32:12.460 let's be apping you yeah she there's a whatsapp village little chat

00:32:20.700 she only got on there boom boom boom there's some suspicious dudes

00:32:25.180 oiled hero give her the saint george's cross

00:32:31.980 am i being sarcastic there i don't know all right prepare britain to rejoin eu khan tells pm

00:32:40.700 Mohamed Sadiq Khan

00:32:43.160 That's the Mayor of London Mohamed Sadiq Khan

00:32:47.000 Not the 7-7 terrorist bomber

00:32:48.880 Suicide bomber

00:32:49.660 Yeah they've got exactly the same name

00:32:51.760 Or spelt slightly differently

00:32:54.980 The Sadiq bit is spelt slightly differently

00:32:56.800 Anyway Mohamed Sadiq Khan

00:32:58.440 The Mayor of London not the terrorist bomber

00:32:59.840 Says that we should rejoin the EU

00:33:02.820 Alright

00:33:04.240 As to Richard Branson and Tony Blair

00:33:06.180 Gives you the measure of it doesn't it

00:33:10.700 Richard Branson

00:33:12.340 Bezzy mates with Jeffrey Epstein

00:33:14.860 Tony Blair

00:33:16.520 Actual evil

00:33:18.200 Starting to actually look like a demon

00:33:22.340 Tony Blair

00:33:23.260 And Mohammed Sadiq Khan

00:33:26.220 The mayor not the terrorist bomber

00:33:27.540 They all want us to rejoin the EU

00:33:30.860 They want sovereignty to lie in

00:33:34.020 A foreign land 0.85

00:33:35.640 In 0.75

00:33:36.440 Strasbourg

00:33:38.880 And Brussels

00:33:40.340 They don't want sovereignty to lie in Westminster

00:33:42.720 Why don't they?

00:33:45.680 Because they're mad

00:33:46.520 Because they're mad

00:33:47.620 Why wouldn't you want that?

00:33:49.620 Doesn't make sense

00:33:50.420 I've never had the argument made to me

00:33:52.800 That's convincing

00:33:54.340 Why would you rather

00:33:56.420 That a supranational body

00:33:58.540 That sits in another country

00:33:59.840 That as far as we're concerned is largely unelected

00:34:01.820 We have a small amount of say over some MEPs

00:34:04.320 But largely the European project

00:34:05.900 Certainly the judges at Strasbourg

00:34:07.280 We have no real say over

00:34:08.680 why would you want power over us to lie there and not with ourselves in our own country why do you

00:34:16.180 want that explain it to me why would you rather that's the case i've never had a coherent coherent

00:34:21.660 argument come back at me if i've ever asked anyone that

00:34:26.960 i've asked a few remainer types few lefty types that in the past they start babbling

00:34:34.680 They just start babbling, really

00:34:36.200 About how

00:34:38.380 They just start babbling nonsense about

00:34:40.720 How we're all one people and stuff

00:34:42.440 There is no coherent argument

00:34:46.500 It's just because you hate your own country and yourself

00:34:48.980 There's no other real reason

00:34:50.000 That's a psychological reason at the heart of it all, isn't it?

00:34:54.320 Again, someone like Von Clausewitz

00:34:56.660 Or Machiavelli or Sun Tzu

00:34:58.900 Say this is 101 stuff 1.00

00:35:01.000 You don't let foreign people rule you 1.00

00:35:03.080 Unless you want to be destroyed and beaten 1.00

00:35:06.180 Why would you let foreign 1.00

00:35:08.500 Just let foreign people 1.00

00:35:09.820 Arguing in favour of foreign people ruling you 1.00

00:35:12.460 Why would you do that? Are you mad? 0.70

00:35:15.080 Are you mad? You want to be a slave? 1.00

00:35:17.140 Is that what you want?

00:35:18.560 You want to be subjugated?

00:35:20.800 Is that what you want? 1.00

00:35:21.660 Well that is what Ramona's want

00:35:22.700 That is exactly and explicitly what they want 1.00

00:35:25.080 They want to be subjugated by foreign people 1.00

00:35:27.160 The psychology of that 1.00

00:35:30.640 The perversion

00:35:32.980 of that

00:35:34.320 get away from me

00:35:37.380 Sadiq Khan, well of course he does

00:35:38.940 he wants to destroy us entirely doesn't he

00:35:41.880 ok, tax rise talks at number 10

00:35:48.300 to pay for new national care service

00:35:50.100 let's read the little blurb

00:35:51.120 the IPA which is usually about the best you get from Fleet Street on any given day

00:35:54.080 Prime Minister reveals plan for universal care

00:35:56.600 free at point of use

00:35:57.740 Andy Burnham, no Sternum Burnham

00:35:59.680 King of the North, first of his name

00:36:02.000 Signals that major tax hikes

00:36:04.140 May be required to fund a free

00:36:05.980 NHS style national care service

00:36:08.020 In England under a new system where

00:36:10.040 Quote everyone contributes everyone is covered 0.50

00:36:12.160 Socialism

00:36:12.880 This is all about socialism right yeah we know

00:36:17.540 He vows to put free social

00:36:20.060 Care in Labour's next general

00:36:22.020 Election manifesto and says quote

00:36:23.840 Nothing is off the table quote

00:36:25.320 In finding

00:36:28.040 Budget right yeah he'll squeeze

00:36:30.280 Jesus. Anyone who's got any money will definitely eat the rich. Any middle class people, filthy

00:36:37.160 kulaks, it will wring you dry. It will wring you dry. And then we'll tank the economy in 1.00

00:36:47.200 order to try and pay for another giant socialist program, which we already obviously can't

00:36:52.940 afford. And then when people start starving to death, which is what always happens in

00:36:58.440 the socialist system in a command economy, it's what always happens when the level of

00:37:06.820 living for everyone goes down so low that people struggle to even feed themselves, then

00:37:12.280 they'll just say, oh, the evil markets did it. It was evil capitalism. Real socialism

00:37:17.160 has never been tried. It was the evil markets that did this. No, it's your policies. It's

00:37:24.260 stupid policies that obviously don't make sense nothing is off the table to find funding what 1.00

00:37:30.820 does that mean what does that mean as crazy as a coconut labor insiders believe prime minister 1.00

00:37:42.660 could represent uh could present free social care as part of grand bargain that includes ditching

00:37:50.580 A state pension triple lock

00:37:52.000 I don't want to bargain with you

00:37:53.980 Stop bargaining

00:37:54.760 Just stop taxing us

00:37:57.120 Stop taxing us

00:37:58.280 Stop spending

00:37:58.880 They won't do that

00:38:00.620 He will not do that

00:38:02.440 Vernon won't do that

00:38:03.380 He cannot do it

00:38:04.560 It's in his political DNA

00:38:06.420 That what governments do

00:38:09.000 Is tax and spend

00:38:10.600 That's what leftism is

00:38:14.300 Leftist economic theory

00:38:16.800 The leftist theory of government

00:38:18.720 Is to tax

00:38:20.120 And tax and tax

00:38:21.400 And spend and spend and spend

00:38:23.000 And call it the redistribution of wealth

00:38:24.980 Call it fairness, call it equity

00:38:27.240 Steal from the people

00:38:29.000 Taxes as state-sponsored theft

00:38:30.980 That's what that is

00:38:31.780 Steal from the people

00:38:33.440 And then we'll waste it on our ideological nonsense

00:38:37.620 Fabian

00:38:39.940 A commie

00:38:41.340 The mind of a student activist

00:38:44.600 He's got arrested development hasn't he

00:38:46.600 Andy Burnham

00:38:47.320 His mind sort of stopped when he was what

00:38:49.500 15 or 16 someone told him thatcher's bad labor's good tory's bad evil mrs thatcher was told that

00:38:57.260 when he was like 14 15 16 and his mind just went click that's it that's all i need to know

00:39:01.780 that's all i need to know about politics is that labor good tax and spend mrs thatcher was bad

00:39:08.760 that's it arrested development it's got the mind of a sort of a child activist

00:39:15.140 we didn't even vote for him did we remember that he's a cuckoo in the nest just like rishi

00:39:22.760 the usurper you might say he usurped power there was a bloodless coup d'etat 0.54

00:39:30.260 and he usurped power and now he's going to ruin the country that's who he is that's what he is

00:39:38.300 He also looks like a claymation turtle

00:39:43.080 Doesn't he?

00:39:44.340 Looks like creature comforts

00:39:46.540 He also wears eyeliner

00:39:50.600 Guy liner

00:39:51.500 Mascara

00:39:53.540 Or has he just got very very very thick eyelashes

00:39:56.660 Unnaturally unusually

00:39:58.700 Thick eyelashes for a man

00:40:00.180 Or does he actually do the old eyeliner? 0.57

00:40:06.780 Okay

00:40:07.340 Major political gamble from Burnham

00:40:09.620 So far out from election

00:40:10.760 Oh yeah, more rumblings

00:40:11.860 That he's probably not going to call

00:40:13.060 An early general election now

00:40:14.700 There's a few reports over the weekend

00:40:17.320 Over the last few days

00:40:18.440 That he seems to have

00:40:20.380 He's like, no, I'm going to stay until 2029 now

00:40:23.980 You know, I always thought that

00:40:25.400 I think I've said it a number of times, didn't I?

00:40:27.460 Not sure, who knows

00:40:28.260 But if I had to put a tenner on it

00:40:29.480 He wouldn't risk giving up power

00:40:32.460 Before he had to

00:40:34.420 He's got a big majority

00:40:35.660 Why would you risk that?

00:40:37.660 Whatever happens at the next general election

00:40:39.140 Even with the burn and bounce

00:40:40.540 Even if he did win

00:40:43.000 The polling doesn't say he would win

00:40:45.000 Maybe get the most votes

00:40:47.180 But it would be a minority government

00:40:48.560 He'd have to form a coalition

00:40:49.640 Why give up a big majority when you don't need to?

00:40:53.840 He's shameless enough

00:40:54.780 He doesn't care that he conducted a bloodless coup d'etat 0.91

00:40:57.780 And is now a usurper 0.98

00:40:59.380 A changeling

00:41:01.040 He's now just a cuckoo in the nest

00:41:05.660 He's shameless enough that he doesn't care about that 0.83

00:41:09.300 So why would he call a general election?

00:41:11.200 It's not in his political interest, is it?

00:41:12.880 Alright, the Financial Times

00:41:14.040 I'll show you about Northern Ireland

00:41:15.260 Roadblock, tensions high in Northern Ireland

00:41:17.340 After protesters

00:41:20.440 I thought it was Protestants

00:41:21.200 After protesters called Orange Order marchers

00:41:23.980 The opposite 0.96

00:41:24.940 So the Orange Order, the Protestants 0.99

00:41:26.400 Marching through Catholic areas 0.99

00:41:28.320 They insist is their tradition, their right 1.00

00:41:31.200 And the Catholics never like it 0.99

00:41:33.340 classic how many how many how long does this have to go on for well centuries is it centuries

00:41:39.060 both sides sort of antagonizing each other fairly regularly

00:41:43.780 all right okay they're the front pages

00:41:51.040 they're the increasingly absurd and infuriating front pages

00:41:56.800 in the british print media today okay there was one other story oh we do let me do one

00:42:04.280 other story before i get to the poll one story is danny tomo anti-migrant activist danny tomo

00:42:14.780 charged after dinghy slashed in channel right there's there's danny boy or danny boy

00:42:21.000 The dinghies, the dinghies they're calling

00:42:24.440 He's stabbing up a dinghy there

00:42:27.260 Empty, the people already been

00:42:29.060 The RNLI or the Coast Guard or whatever

00:42:30.840 Have already got them

00:42:31.840 He stabs up a dinghy

00:42:33.380 He's been charged

00:42:34.620 Because remember Shibana Mahmood

00:42:36.820 The Pakistani woman 1.00

00:42:37.740 Who bizarrely finds herself LARPing 0.99

00:42:39.760 Live action role playing

00:42:41.060 As the Home Secretary

00:42:43.380 She said if old Tomo or any of his crew

00:42:47.460 Do anything illegal

00:42:48.340 They can expect the full force of the law

00:42:50.640 To come down on him like a ton of bricks

00:42:52.200 But he did do that

00:42:54.720 And they've charged him with criminal damage

00:42:57.280 It's interesting though

00:43:00.880 I think I saw Godfrey Bloom make a point

00:43:02.840 Well if you're charging him with criminal damage

00:43:05.380 Who does the property belong to?

00:43:11.800 Does it belong to the French?

00:43:15.500 The actual French authorities

00:43:17.460 Own the dinghy

00:43:20.640 i don't know it's a good question though you're charging with criminal damage

00:43:25.700 who does it actually belong to i think there's other charges as well when they when they pick

00:43:31.660 you up on these days they're like right give us all the pins to your phone and your laptop and

00:43:36.180 everything because we want to get in there and see everything you do and if you say no i refuse to

00:43:41.540 give you my passwords and pins i'd be in trouble actually i can't remember my passwords for most

00:43:45.780 stuff, don't know about you. They'll say, what's your password to XYZ? And I'll be like,

00:43:51.800 I can't tell you. And they're like, right, that's an offence. It's not that I won't

00:43:55.240 tell you, I can't tell you. I set that password up years ago and I've long forgot it. Long

00:44:01.380 forgot it. I actually can't tell you. All right. You'll think police would just have

00:44:09.000 like tech bods some some boffins they could just get into it anyway anyway he said he refused to

00:44:16.860 give them access to his devices and they've charged him with that as well it's going to appear before

00:44:22.080 magistrates basingstoke magistrates court it's i mean oh and people loads of people turned out

00:44:29.200 like a vigil i think it was peaceful wasn't it i don't know some sort of thing out loads of people

00:44:33.340 Outside Basingstoke Crown Court

00:44:36.260 Or whatever

00:44:36.660 Or the police station

00:44:37.940 In support of Daniel Thomas

00:44:41.400 So there isn't it

00:44:43.540 Because some suggested

00:44:44.360 That everything about him

00:44:47.380 Was like containment

00:44:48.620 A very very deliberate

00:44:49.660 Containment SIOP thing

00:44:51.340 Like he'd been in prison

00:44:52.420 He was in prison

00:44:53.980 The authorities

00:44:55.380 The intelligence services

00:44:57.820 Got to him in prison

00:44:58.880 And said

00:44:59.720 Do you want to be let out early

00:45:01.780 Well if so

00:45:02.600 you've got to do our bidding you've got to do xyz like a little bit of containment you'll be the

00:45:10.360 red meat that the establishment that the blob will throw out as a release pressure release valve 0.92

00:45:15.160 and we'll let you get away with it because that's the whole point of it we'll let you do stuff at

00:45:21.520 a portsmouth or dover or stab a dinghy and we'll let you get away with it because that's that's

00:45:27.860 the play that's the angle you're part of a pressure valve psyop well the home office and

00:45:35.340 the police didn't get that memo if that is the case because they're coming down on him

00:45:38.660 like a ton of bricks trying to throw him back in prison so i guess that is uh not an airtight

00:45:48.380 take if the people let him out of prison in order to do stuff well at the very least you could say

00:45:57.440 another element independent element of the establishment and didn't get the memo then

00:46:02.600 doesn't seem like shabana mamood got that memo all right should we have a look at the price of

00:46:09.460 crude what's the price of crude doing right now it's about the same as it was on friday

00:46:13.060 yeah brent crude 106 west texas 94 about what it was last week remarkably all right let's have a

00:46:24.580 Look at our

00:46:25.540 Poll

00:46:29.500 What did we look at our poll today

00:46:31.660 Okay over 1200

00:46:33.000 Knocking towards 1300

00:46:34.720 Votes on there

00:46:37.000 We asked you guys

00:46:38.020 Should there be any US

00:46:41.700 Air Force bases in Britain

00:46:43.020 And the options were

00:46:47.920 Yes forever

00:46:49.360 Yes but only for now

00:46:52.120 No but in future yes

00:46:55.040 And no never

00:46:56.000 Those were your options

00:46:57.900 And no never

00:47:01.020 Got 20%

00:47:02.820 No but in future yes

00:47:08.180 Got 3%

00:47:09.220 I guess that is a bit of an odd

00:47:10.360 Choice

00:47:12.480 Yes but only for now

00:47:15.320 Gets 30%

00:47:16.180 And winning it is yes forever

00:47:17.740 47%

00:47:18.900 Just it's up to 48

00:47:20.840 47, 48%

00:47:22.020 interesting the reason why i did that poll is because yesterday last night on state of politics

00:47:30.680 go to that camera on my other channel i do with nate mr h reviews state of politics

00:47:35.960 we did the same similar if not pretty much exactly the same uh poll i wanted to see and that came out

00:47:43.660 with the majority winning for yes we should have us air full spaces in britain it came out over 60

00:47:49.060 percent for yes i thought that's an interesting one maybe an anomaly i'll do it on the bow show

00:47:54.000 and see if there was but no it's the yes vote the eyes have it to a lesser degree but still

00:47:59.020 yeah so if you add up the yes forever and yes but only for now you add those together

00:48:03.680 that's like 80 odd percent

00:48:08.340 even though i'm pro-american you know me i'm half american my father is an american born and raised

00:48:16.340 the great state of oregon go ducks i am half american got loads of american family

00:48:21.780 i'm on the end of the spectrum it's much more pro-american than

00:48:25.140 most in the right-wing dissident sphere if you want to call it that

00:48:29.220 and yet i'm not particularly for us air full spaces in britain why do we need them how is it

00:48:34.420 in our interests really doesn't just put a target on us even bigger than that an even bigger thing

00:48:39.620 again like sun tzu or um maybe machiavelli would say don't have foreign military bases permanent

00:48:50.020 foreign military bases even if they're nominally your friend and ally don't have foreign military

00:48:55.460 bases in your country just as a meta point it's not a great idea what if for whatever reason

00:49:03.220 they decide they're not your ally anymore for whatever reason what then

00:49:06.980 Well

00:49:09.480 Alright

00:49:11.440 It seemed to make much more sense to me during the Cold War

00:49:14.460 To have all sorts of US military installations all over this island

00:49:19.880 Do we need them now, really?

00:49:22.380 Well, okay

00:49:23.260 The majority of you say yes

00:49:24.820 You think yes

00:49:25.980 Alright, well

00:49:27.600 There you have it

00:49:29.420 I think that's only the second, maybe the third time I've ever disagreed with the

00:49:32.640 With the majority opinion on my own poll

00:49:35.800 yeah it's not bad out of like nine months ten months only two or three times that's ever

00:49:41.920 happened all right what else have we got well let's just move on to yes already 10 to let's

00:49:47.380 move on to on this day in history i quite like doing that bit you guys seem to like me doing

00:49:51.560 that bit down through the centuries nay the millennia on this day in history the 28th of

00:49:56.660 september what happened of note let's have a look-see right what we got on this day in the

00:50:01.500 year 935 St. Wenceslas is murdered by his brother Bonaslav. I've seen it, it's Bonaslav,

00:50:10.220 isn't it? Bonaslav I of Bohemia. Yeah, that is the good King Wenceslas of the Christmas

00:50:18.320 song fame. Main thing known about him, the takeaway thing is he was a good king, good

00:50:26.600 King Wenceslas, and then his brother, Bonoslav, was bad.

00:50:30.540 They called him Bonoslav the Evil, or Bonoslav the Cruel.

00:50:35.260 And it was just one of those examples in history where you've got a good, nice, benevolent 0.96

00:50:38.560 leader, and he gets murdered by an evil, horrible tyrant man.

00:50:43.740 In this case, his own brother. 0.98

00:50:47.560 The conspirators chopped him down Caesar-style, and then his own brother ran him through with

00:50:51.440 a lance.

00:50:53.460 The story goes.

00:50:54.460 Okay, on this day in 1066

00:50:56.940 William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy

00:50:58.720 Lands at Pevensey Bay in Sussex

00:51:00.620 Beginning the Norman Conquest of England

00:51:03.180 Do you reckon

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00:52:43.400 did you? No. No, okay.

00:52:50.700 Alright, okay

00:52:52.580 What else have we got?

00:52:53.780 On this day in 1781

00:52:54.960 7,000 American

00:52:56.860 Sorry, 9,000 American

00:52:58.780 And 7,000 French troops

00:53:00.160 Begin the siege of Yorktown

00:53:01.500 Ah, the beginning of the end

00:53:02.680 Well, the end

00:53:03.320 Of the War of Independence

00:53:05.140 The American Revolutionary War

00:53:06.480 Whatever you want to call it

00:53:07.280 It's the same thing

00:53:07.940 You know, the siege of Yorktown

00:53:10.700 Where Cornwallis, our leader

00:53:13.660 Was besieged there

00:53:14.780 And ultimately defeated

00:53:15.720 A massive, massive help

00:53:17.600 From the American rebels

00:53:19.660 from the french the french basically bankrupted themselves in order to see the americans defeat

00:53:28.100 the the english in the revolutionary war there you go after the siege of yorktown it was all over

00:53:33.960 we had to sign uh what was basically an armistice i suppose you could say after that it was over

00:53:41.140 but british troops didn't actually finally leave the new world if you want to call it that for

00:53:47.820 quite a few years there's a big garrison on manhattan island four years after that

00:53:53.500 i think it was only in 1788 1789 something like that before the final english troops finally

00:54:00.940 left america but to all intents and purposes after the siege of yorktown it was over the british

00:54:09.820 government of lord north fell king george iii in one of his periods of being lucid

00:54:18.780 accepted that we'd lost the 13 colonies okay siege of yorktown pivotal absolutely pivotal point

00:54:25.740 and a great moment if you're an american okay the birth of your nation really all right on this day

00:54:32.380 in 1887, Yellow River

00:54:34.540 or Huanghi

00:54:35.460 floods in China, killing

00:54:37.900 900,000

00:54:39.980 people.

00:54:42.220 And two,

00:54:43.120 and

00:54:43.640 killing between 900, I'm sorry,

00:54:46.280 killing between 900,000 and 2 million

00:54:48.500 people.

00:54:52.620 It's one of the deadliest natural disasters

00:54:54.540 in history, yeah.

00:54:56.020 I said it before, I'll say it again. If you go on Wikipedia

00:54:58.460 say, or any website

00:55:00.120 of this type, and

00:55:02.240 you look for a list of all the giant floods that have happened in Chinese history, you

00:55:08.320 will be shocked, I would have thought, at the number of them, it's just constant, and

00:55:15.260 the death tolls of them, gigantic. Just that one in 1887, between 900,000, 2 million people,

00:55:23.520 just that one, I mean, it's one of the deadliest ones of all time, but nonetheless, they go

00:55:27.680 back to ancient times, some of the first things recorded in Chinese history, oh, there was

00:55:31.560 a giant flood and thousands upon thousands of thousands of people swept away

00:55:36.020 that's why the Chinese have got a big long history with dams you know the Three Gorges Dam

00:55:47.060 the world's biggest dam it's not a shock that it's in China of all places they've always

00:55:55.740 tried to make dams try and try and try and tame those giant rivers the yellow river the yancey

00:56:05.020 and and their giant tributaries try and tame the rivers of china it's always been uh

00:56:13.580 it's never ever worked will the three gorgeous dam hold for all time is it an ecological disaster

00:56:25.740 Yeah, we can't have a coal mine in Britain or build anything, really, because of ecology.

00:56:33.860 In China, they can build giant dams, creating giant reservoirs, destroying whole species, and have endless coal plants. 0.63

00:56:44.520 They're allowed. We're not. 0.96

00:56:45.680 Okay

00:56:48.140 On this day in 1939

00:56:50.040 The German-Soviet boundary and friendship treaty

00:56:52.860 Is signed by Joachim von Ribbentrop and Molotov

00:56:57.120 I can't pronounce Molotov's Christian name

00:57:01.140 Never have been able to 0.87

00:57:01.800 It redraws German and Soviet spheres of influence in Central Europe 0.51

00:57:05.920 And transfers most of Lithuania to the USSR 0.70

00:57:08.680 Yeah, the Molotov-Triven-Ribbentrop pact 0.89

00:57:11.620 The Nazi-Soviet pact 0.91

00:57:13.040 Where Mr. Hitler 0.84

00:57:16.620 And Mr. Stalin 0.71

00:57:19.720 Mr. Yudof Schilly 0.61

00:57:25.640 A.K.A. Stalin

00:57:27.000 Agreed a deal

00:57:29.680 Where they wouldn't attack each other for 10 years

00:57:31.820 How'd that work out? 0.92

00:57:33.440 It only lasted two before Hitler reneged on that 0.71

00:57:36.040 But the idea was that they wouldn't attack each other 0.75

00:57:38.240 For at least 10 years

00:57:40.420 And in that meantime

00:57:43.100 They could both build up

00:57:45.600 And follow other foreign policy goals 0.92

00:57:48.400 Least of which invading and partitioning Poland 0.72

00:57:52.620 Hitler was over the moon 0.98

00:57:57.740 In fact they were both happy with it 1.00

00:57:58.960 When they first signed it

00:58:00.560 Stalin was quite happy with it

00:58:02.560 Because it just meant one headache was

00:58:04.440 Pushed further down the road

00:58:06.560 As far as Stalin was concerned 0.79

00:58:08.040 And Hitler was over the moon 0.73

00:58:10.580 He thought that's it 0.99

00:58:11.460 He's got everything he needs in place now

00:58:13.180 To become master of Europe if needs be

00:58:16.200 When it was finally signed 0.92

00:58:19.200 Hitler was

00:58:20.240 According to accounts

00:58:21.540 According to people that were

00:58:24.040 In his inner circle

00:58:25.200 Like Albert Speer 0.92

00:58:26.440 They say Hitler was jubilant 0.66

00:58:30.700 He was absolutely over the moon 0.97

00:58:33.240 He was saying we've got him

00:58:34.680 That was the last thing I needed

00:58:36.940 An interesting point

00:58:42.500 Interesting point in history

00:58:43.920 Alright

00:58:45.380 That's the last one

00:58:48.040 Let's look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

00:58:49.380 Will Global Church History be in at number one today?

00:58:52.460 Will you have been too early

00:58:53.760 And it didn't register?

00:58:55.480 Let's have a look at my

00:58:56.440 Rumble Rants

00:58:58.520 Yeah no

00:59:00.260 I fear not

00:59:01.840 Yeah Global Church History is not there

00:59:03.260 Was he too early?

00:59:05.260 Was he too early?

00:59:05.960 is he okay all right all of them are from st luke luke street luke stewart 91 today all the rumble

00:59:15.640 ramps like five of them or so or so far let's start reading them out he says g'day bo oh yeah 0.67

00:59:22.980 how good he's an Aussie isn't he luke

00:59:25.020 G'day Bo

00:59:28.100 He says

00:59:29.740 G'day Bo and everyone

00:59:34.000 How was everyone's weekend?

00:59:35.480 Mine was fine thank you very much

00:59:36.760 They could have been known

00:59:40.140 You put

00:59:41.940 They could have been known for S

00:59:45.060 The swear word beginning with S

00:59:47.100 They said online

00:59:49.000 All people they tried to connect

00:59:50.980 But they can't arrest Muslims for what they said 1.00

00:59:53.120 Until they act 0.93

00:59:54.080 okay i think i gather um i gather what you're saying

00:59:59.160 yeah this it really is a two-tier system isn't it there's one rule for our foreign invaders

01:00:08.960 seemingly a more lenient one and a completely different rule for us the native people a much

01:00:14.980 more stringent strict one insanity insanity of that shouldn't justice be blind isn't the

01:00:22.940 Personification of justice 1.00

01:00:24.280 Always a woman 1.00

01:00:25.420 Holding scales and a sword 1.00

01:00:27.040 And blindfolded

01:00:28.940 Because justice should be blind

01:00:30.560 It should apply to everyone equally

01:00:33.780 Isn't that a tenet of civilisation

01:00:36.440 Going back to the ancient world

01:00:37.700 Yeah, we've abandoned that now 1.00

01:00:42.540 White people and brown people 1.00

01:00:44.320 Get two different types of justice now 1.00

01:00:46.080 Crazy, isn't it?

01:00:50.300 And it's the harsher 1.00

01:00:51.800 More draconian one for the whites 0.99

01:00:53.980 For the native whites 1.00

01:00:54.940 Mad 1.00

01:00:55.900 Okay, next one from Luke says 0.95

01:00:58.820 Apparently the two Muslims that shot up at Bondi last year

01:01:02.020 Bondi Beach

01:01:03.060 Were known to the government

01:01:04.920 And were on a watch list

01:01:06.840 But then Labour took them off

01:01:09.060 When they got the power back in 2019

01:01:11.500 Could have caught earlier

01:01:13.400 I didn't know that

01:01:16.680 But it sounds

01:01:17.620 It sounds believable, doesn't it?

01:01:19.940 It sounds exactly like

01:01:21.120 a story that's played out a number of times isn't it how many times has there been a mass

01:01:25.480 casualty event and the authorities come out and say yeah we know who they were they were on our

01:01:29.680 watch list we do yeah we know for a fact in britain obviously you're talking about bondi

01:01:36.900 beach in australia but i know for a fact in britain that the authorities and mi5 have come

01:01:42.700 out and said there's tens of thousands tens of thousands of militant jihadis on the on their

01:01:49.860 watch lists that are resident in Britain. They're not being watched. The amount of

01:01:55.720 money it costs to put one person under 24 hours surveillance. So there's tens of thousands

01:02:01.320 of militant jihadis, Islamic extremists, just walking around this country, just completely

01:02:06.800 unwatched. So when one of them does something and pulls it off, then yeah, the authorities

01:02:15.360 go yeah we know who they were great thanks yeah that watch list is great thanks for that it's

01:02:20.980 really worth it isn't it uh support them all luke street 91

01:02:31.120 so you put so moral of your story don't give women power of attorney over you well not just

01:02:41.500 women anyone i would be loath to give anyone power of attorney over me ever in fact i don't think i

01:02:48.220 would because by the time my mind is so god say i got you got dementia or something 0.53

01:02:53.000 in in my last lucid moments they're saying give me power of attorney i'd be like no

01:02:59.880 no i'm not gonna no no i i just wouldn't do it full stop personally unless there were very very

01:03:08.000 very specific specific reasons why it would make sense i don't think it makes sense

01:03:17.760 you'd have to you'd have to trust that person so much even someone you might

01:03:22.880 have spent half your lifetime with your own wife does that to you

01:03:29.120 puts you in a care home under an assumed name keeps moving you around

01:03:32.160 Signs a non-resuscitation order

01:03:34.680 Oh thanks love

01:03:35.840 Thanks darling

01:03:36.920 Appreciate that

01:03:38.320 I thought you were supposed to be on my side

01:03:40.560 Okay Luke again says

01:03:44.120 My screen's just flicked off

01:03:46.400 And now it's back

01:03:47.580 Samson

01:03:48.620 Bro 0.88

01:03:49.280 You've got to sort that out

01:03:50.400 Okay it's back though

01:03:51.500 It says

01:03:52.120 Luke says

01:03:53.540 Wouldn't the easiest place to find funding 1.00

01:03:57.760 Would be to cut all the welfare to immigrants 1.00

01:04:00.840 and telling them to F off. 1.00

01:04:02.520 Yes, absolutely, yeah.

01:04:03.540 It's obvious, isn't it?

01:04:04.660 Yes, of course. 1.00

01:04:06.880 There's between 10 and 20 million foreign people here, invaders, 1.00

01:04:10.440 that have come here since 1997. 1.00

01:04:12.440 By any natural right, it should not be here. 0.78

01:04:14.440 This is not their country.

01:04:15.900 They've got countries of origin they can go back to. 0.97

01:04:18.600 And we're creaking under the weight of them.

01:04:23.400 Carousel sizes

01:04:25.940 Dentists, the NHS, welfare bills

01:04:28.780 Housing, it goes on and on and on and on

01:04:31.500 Nearly all public policy is downstream

01:04:33.280 Of the fact there's between 10 and 20 million

01:04:36.500 Too many people here 1.00

01:04:37.940 From foreign lands 1.00

01:04:39.120 Yeah

01:04:41.300 To find funding wouldn't it help

01:04:44.160 If we just deported them 0.99

01:04:45.860 Because the vast majority of them 0.97

01:04:47.880 On top of everything else

01:04:48.980 are not net tax contributors they take out of the exchequer they take out of the pot more than they

01:04:57.900 put in yeah we need them here for the economy no we don't the exact opposite is true they're a drain

01:05:05.400 on the economy largely not every single one hashtag not all okay the last one here from

01:05:11.580 luke again says you wouldn't have to worry about the catholics and protestants in ireland protesting

01:05:17.560 had England just defeated them in that little war?

01:05:23.660 What little war?

01:05:24.500 You're talking about the Troubles?

01:05:25.740 Or you're talking about the war with, like, Oliver Cromwell?

01:05:30.240 You're talking about the war with William of Orange?

01:05:32.880 You're talking about the war with Henry II?

01:05:35.520 You're talking about...

01:05:36.600 What war are you talking about?

01:05:37.960 I suppose you're talking about the Troubles.

01:05:39.300 It wasn't really a war.

01:05:41.480 Defeat them?

01:05:45.620 I get the point.

01:05:46.480 i suppose you're being well you have put a couple of laughing stroke crying emojis at the end of

01:05:51.840 that statement so i take it's not entirely serious all right let's have a look at the youtube

01:05:57.980 super chats little harry you need to bring that up on my screen for me could you make it so

01:06:01.920 and engage there they're there okay oh there's only a few today half dozen all right let's whip

01:06:08.840 through them let's see what we got james leeb heaven hole says oh by the way thank you james

01:06:14.580 deep heaven hole i have noticed you do super chats nearly every day so appreciate it i really

01:06:19.620 appreciate it thank you same goes for all the people that do them regularly i'm seeing mq sss

01:06:24.320 emily for restore mank monk and one or two others thanks you thank you to all you guys

01:06:31.660 you're the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers thank you okay james deep heaven hall

01:06:36.000 says sir henry lee master of arms at the tower of london at the spanish armada in 1588

01:06:43.680 Anyone trying to get into

01:06:46.420 Steal or damage 0.80

01:06:47.480 Were immediately hanged

01:06:49.900 Faced

01:06:50.280 Yeah

01:06:51.620 Good

01:06:52.800 Spanish Armada

01:06:56.180 At the moment

01:06:57.060 On Epoch

01:06:58.140 My history theme show

01:06:58.940 I've just done

01:07:00.000 Last Sunday was

01:07:01.380 Lady Jane Grey 1.00

01:07:03.300 I've done Henry VIII

01:07:04.440 I've done Edward VI 0.99

01:07:05.420 Just done Lady Jane Grey 0.77

01:07:06.900 Next Sunday I'll be talking about 0.97

01:07:08.220 Bloody Mary

01:07:08.840 It might be one episode 0.86

01:07:10.980 Maybe two on Bloody Mary

01:07:12.540 maybe probably just one actually and then i get into good queen best queen elizabeth the first

01:07:17.500 and that'll be a mini series for sure i'll probably do at least three episodes long form episodes on

01:07:23.980 queen elizabeth might do more i might drill down into that do like a 10 parter little harry what

01:07:32.580 do you say what do you reckon you up for it yeah that sounds amazing because little harry does my

01:07:37.060 editing for epochs as well um yeah maybe i'll drill down into good queen best and do a

01:07:42.060 do it in as sort of as much detail as i can or within reason anyway uh well i'll definitely

01:07:47.780 be talking about the spanish armada there 1588 drake all that stuff okay cool next one mqsss

01:07:56.700 says do you pay taxes in the uk or the us half blood oh oh ouch half blood no i am i am fully

01:08:08.760 fully British, got a British passport

01:08:10.860 born and raised here, only ever been

01:08:12.760 on holiday to the United States

01:08:14.100 never been resident there, never paid a penny

01:08:16.900 of tax in the US

01:08:17.900 and my father's

01:08:20.340 DNA is British

01:08:23.020 remember when I did my DNA, other than 0.67

01:08:26.820 that small anomaly

01:08:28.320 that maybe I had 1.8%

01:08:31.340 Basque

01:08:31.900 other than that I was

01:08:35.060 I was entirely

01:08:37.120 northwest european was it like 80 plus is it 80 plus britain or england and like a little bit

01:08:47.920 of scandinavia a little bit of northern germany i guess that's the anglo-saxon bit so and that's

01:08:54.320 obviously my mother and father's dna so no i'm i don't pay taxes i've never paid taxes in the us 0.89

01:09:00.720 Half blood, mud blood 0.90

01:09:03.440 Okay, Emily Forrestore says 1.00

01:09:07.880 B, please sing the glorious band

01:09:11.180 Miss it

01:09:11.620 The glorious band

01:09:13.880 The chosen few

01:09:16.120 A lion's gory man

01:09:20.780 What song is that, you ask, Bo?

01:09:26.300 It's from The Man Who Would Be King

01:09:28.140 Michael Caine from Connery

01:09:29.360 1970s

01:09:30.600 the man who would be king great film one of my all-time favorite films in fact on mr h reviews

01:09:36.660 one time me and him did a review of the man who would be king i think i did a good half hour was

01:09:41.760 it even 40 minutes just talking about the man who would be king based on a rudyard kipling short

01:09:46.020 story they made a film out of it with sean connery michael caine in the 70s set in the 19th century

01:09:51.980 they're like english redcoats who know how to drill men and they go into how to make men into

01:10:00.060 soldiers that is and uh they go into central asia the unknown vastnesses of central asia

01:10:09.920 and they go there and they go to a local chieftain and they say do you want to defeat your enemies

01:10:16.760 well we've got modern lee enfield rifles and we can turn them into soldiers and we'll defeat

01:10:22.300 the next village over how about that they do it do it a number of times then they subvert that king

01:10:28.360 Rob the Country Three Ways from Sunday

01:10:30.240 How's that for a plan?

01:10:34.080 Anyway, in that

01:10:34.900 They sing that song

01:10:35.900 That's their song

01:10:38.240 It's based on

01:10:41.080 It's an old 19th century

01:10:44.260 19th century sort of song

01:10:45.900 Okay, next one

01:10:47.340 Monk

01:10:48.120 Is he in

01:10:53.400 A monastic order

01:10:55.760 From Manchester, who knows

01:10:57.320 He says, seems nobody but me has noticed within the past few months

01:11:01.780 The demographic beginning with P has been removed from the per capita SA data on MOJ

01:11:09.740 Have they?

01:11:12.480 I don't keep a close eye on the Ministry of Justice's sexual assault data

01:11:19.240 But you're saying, beginning with P, Pakistani, is that what you mean?

01:11:25.040 It's been removed, has it?

01:11:27.320 maybe i should get lewis brackpool of restore britain fame to do uh

01:11:33.960 do a request information freedom of information request on that

01:11:38.760 find out if that's true if you if you say so monk uh mank monk

01:11:43.640 if you say it's true i'm sure it is so uh classic they're just trying to lie to us

01:11:52.120 endlessly aren't they they're trying to destroy us there's no other conclusion you can come to

01:11:57.240 now they're trying to do everything they can to ruin and destroy us from 100 different vectors

01:12:02.720 all at once pure benevolence okay son of the wolf that's their name at son of the wolf says

01:12:11.780 without u.s air bases you would have actually you all would have to actually spend money on

01:12:17.860 the military yeah that would be nice wouldn't it yeah that'd be nice i'd rather that yeah

01:12:21.580 Tatum2733 says

01:12:25.080 May be weird

01:12:26.300 But I think

01:12:26.860 Fully shaved head is worse

01:12:28.240 Oh

01:12:28.620 Yeah

01:12:30.020 Okay

01:12:30.920 I just like it nice and neat

01:12:31.920 Nice and clean

01:12:32.880 When you get a bit of the

01:12:36.640 Action man velvet going on

01:12:39.180 I don't know

01:12:40.160 It looks like

01:12:40.780 I don't know

01:12:41.940 I heard one or two other people say

01:12:44.200 They prefer a little bit of

01:12:45.660 The hair on there 1.00

01:12:46.860 Even my missus

01:12:48.660 But no

01:12:49.680 I prefer it to be

01:12:50.380 Nice and neat and clean

01:12:51.420 otherwise it just sort of looks like you've failed to cut your hair anyway okay

01:12:58.880 um certainly i can't let it grow out to the point where i've got some hair on top

01:13:06.040 and then the sides obviously grow and it's like a like a side crash helmet of hair that's a

01:13:12.080 terrible look or the bit there like it's a little island little alan shearer island of hair

01:13:16.480 It's not a good look

01:13:17.780 Okay

01:13:18.300 Emily Forrestore says

01:13:20.600 Thanks B

01:13:21.720 You made my week

01:13:23.000 And then a big heart

01:13:23.960 Oh no

01:13:26.480 Thank you for watching

01:13:27.340 I don't know if

01:13:28.500 That's referenced

01:13:29.420 To anything specific

01:13:30.280 Just

01:13:30.600 Thanks for the morning show

01:13:32.200 No it's my pleasure

01:13:33.180 My pleasure

01:13:34.180 Oh was it for singing

01:13:35.320 Oh

01:13:36.300 Where you asked me

01:13:37.280 To sing the glorious band

01:13:38.280 Oh my pleasure

01:13:41.520 My pleasure

01:13:42.200 Um

01:13:44.820 Okay the screen's gone off

01:13:46.460 again okay and then james deep heaven hole says good queen bess um the accession day tilts

01:13:55.980 a must tilt you mean like jousting don't you mean

01:14:03.660 what do they sort of do you mean they sort of recreate that these days or

01:14:09.180 um okay no okay good cool and the last one here is from opening doors one

01:14:16.460 and they've put something in spanish oh great well done harry harry's seen it he's ahead of

01:14:23.180 the curve he's typed it into google he's doing a translation um because you've open doors have

01:14:28.520 just put something in spanish and it says mexico at the end this is the joke this is the joke that

01:14:33.200 where i've got perhaps not even definitely perhaps 1.8 bask in my dna and the other dna thing i did

01:14:40.260 because that is ancestry.com and uh what's the other one 23andme is it i can't remember i did

01:14:46.140 two one of them said i got 1.8 percent bass the other one said no there's no bass at all

01:14:49.580 anyway the in joke was that not that i'm bass he jumped straight to mexican not that i'm spanish

01:14:55.800 part spanish he jumped straight to that i'm mexican people have done ai images of me on

01:15:02.220 twitter as a mexican someone has sent me a um a sombrero in the post the other day

01:15:08.200 A real, physically in a box, sombrero.

01:15:11.380 I got it in the office.

01:15:13.620 It's funny, I think it's funny.

01:15:14.900 Okay, opening doors, one, put something in Spanish,

01:15:18.080 and then Harry's translated it, and what does it say?

01:15:20.360 It says,

01:15:21.400 So you don't pay taxes in Mexico?

01:15:29.180 Officially not.

01:15:29.960 I've never even been to Mexico.

01:15:31.300 All joking aside, I would like to go to Mexico.

01:15:34.180 I'd like to visit Chechnya.

01:15:35.460 I'd love to visit there.

01:15:36.360 I'd love to visit Teotihuacan, you know, those big, giant temples, Temple of the Sun, Temple

01:15:42.800 of the Moon, I'd love to go there, there's a number of places in Mexico, I'd love to

01:15:45.780 go, never been, never been, okay, alright, and one last one, just come in here, may as

01:15:50.440 well read it, is from, from Reap What You Sow, that's what they've called themselves,

01:15:55.160 at Reap What You Sow, put, um, you put, Mum stole my dad's wealth when he had dementia,

01:16:01.840 Oh man

01:16:02.640 I'm sorry to hear that

01:16:04.760 That's horrible

01:16:05.260 Yeah unfortunately those

01:16:07.560 Those stories aren't all that rare

01:16:09.760 Something you've been married to

01:16:12.040 For years and years and years

01:16:13.320 And then they treat you like that

01:16:15.520 Right at the end

01:16:16.140 Horrible

01:16:16.840 I'm sorry to hear that

01:16:17.880 That is horrible

01:16:18.560 Oh

01:16:19.920 Families eh

01:16:22.400 That's horrible

01:16:25.300 I think Sir Randolph

01:16:27.660 Finds his wife

01:16:29.100 Needs to be held to account

01:16:30.460 i really do think that sooner rather than later as well

01:16:36.140 free ran off fines campaign all right that's the show it's now 16 minutes past 17 minutes past nine

01:16:44.460 in the a.m on monday monday monday the 28th of september in the year of our lord 2026

01:16:51.880 thank you for joining me no you guys it's not a thing you've got impeccable taste

01:16:57.080 turning up live getting involved in the chat and stuff brilliant couldn't ask for more thank you

01:17:03.760 sincerely thank you can't say that enough and can't say it with enough sincerity thank you

01:17:09.580 all right try and make the best of the day ahead if you can carpe diem seize the day the most

01:17:14.300 valuable thing you will ever have is your time orders of magnitude more valuable than any gold

01:17:19.380 or silver or gems or houses or cars you might own you can't take any of that with you what real value

01:17:24.060 is it in the final reckoning none your time your time's finite on this earth

01:17:28.380 all right i don't want to get too preachy about it but try and make it count if you can

01:17:33.760 until tomorrow morning then guys take care

01:17:54.060 We'll be right back.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 28, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 28th September 2026

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