The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 1st September 2026

00:00:00.000 morning

00:00:10.000 wakey wakey rise and shine

00:00:13.760 eggs and bakey come on come on get out of bed sleepyhead

00:00:16.960 day's half over come on

00:00:19.220 you alright

00:00:22.360 hope you are

00:00:24.520 hope you are

00:00:25.840 did you have a good evening

00:00:26.740 me yeah it was alright

00:00:28.440 yeah it was alright

00:00:29.160 Yeah, not too bad, I suppose.

00:00:31.580 Same old, same old.

00:00:32.660 Nothing special.

00:00:33.520 As always, I'm nearly always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry.

00:00:36.500 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:37.600 Morning, yeah, I'm all good.

00:00:42.360 The disembodied voice of the all-powerful, all-knowing, omniscient, omnipresent producer there.

00:00:49.600 Is he even real?

00:00:50.520 He is real.

00:00:51.660 All right.

00:00:52.280 Little Harry, who's not that little, he's taller than me.

00:00:54.000 He's just smaller than Harry Robinson, who's a giant.

00:00:55.680 it's now one minute past eight in the a.m british summertime on tuesday the 1st of september

00:01:04.120 pinch punch first of the month white rabbits on the year of our lord 2026

00:01:11.200 there you go you're the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters

00:01:15.260 thank you for joining me no you guys it isn't a thing really really isn't a thing

00:01:21.920 let's get just straight into it though that's enough faffing about isn't it

00:01:24.700 That's more than a fannying around one morning.

00:01:29.320 What is that cabal of evil Fleet Street editors?

00:01:31.640 Quite frankly, evil Fleet Street editors.

00:01:34.220 What are they banging on about this morning?

00:01:37.640 Are they lying to us about biomission, if nothing else?

00:01:41.880 Globalist slop are they trying to beam directly into our eyeballs and brain box today?

00:01:47.640 Sloppy joes are they serving up?

00:01:50.120 Let's have a look. Let's have a little look-see.

00:01:52.140 What have we got?

00:01:52.520 Kemi gets Tory's battle ready

00:01:54.760 Oh

00:01:55.500 Olu Kemi

00:01:57.320 Olu Fentu

00:01:58.140 Badenoch the Nigerian 0.99

00:01:59.560 Anchor baby 1.00

00:02:00.240 Somehow bizarrely

00:02:01.320 Finds herself

00:02:01.860 LARPing as

00:02:02.520 The leader of the opposition

00:02:03.600 Thinks that there might be

00:02:05.260 An early election

00:02:06.040 She needs to get 1.00

00:02:08.940 The Tory party 1.00

00:02:09.820 She needs to get her ranks 1.00

00:02:11.400 In order 0.98

00:02:12.620 It needs to be battle ready

00:02:16.200 For a general election

00:02:17.840 I mean parliament opens today

00:02:19.180 It's the first day of parliament

00:02:20.400 I believe

00:02:20.820 Today I think

00:02:21.560 Obviously there's nothing in the papers about that this morning

00:02:24.520 Because they go to print last night

00:02:25.760 I think today's the first day

00:02:28.140 If so

00:02:29.400 No Stern and Burnham

00:02:31.120 Andy Bumham

00:02:34.780 King of the North

00:02:36.520 First of his name 0.97

00:02:37.680 With his guyliner and his man Scara 0.95

00:02:39.940 He's going to turn up

00:02:41.280 Say a few words

00:02:43.860 Is he going to call an early general election?

00:02:48.140 There's rumblings

00:02:48.660 Oh hey there's rumblings

00:02:49.600 there's rumblings that he's he might he has ruled it out hasn't he a number of times

00:02:55.480 but as kemi olukemi and the tories and others have noted sort of fairly soft denial on that

00:03:05.360 it wasn't like a really firm no absolutely not under no circumstances this is a line in the

00:03:11.540 sand for me i refuse to i stake my reputation on the fact that i'm not going to it's nothing

00:03:16.120 like that was it it was like um i think not it was like that wasn't it it's like i don't think

00:03:22.260 that's what the country wants it was stuff like that wasn't it so there's wiggle room there

00:03:28.440 politically speaking if he wanted to go back on that and just say actually i've changed my mind i

00:03:32.280 think we should have an election he could couldn't he well as i say there's rumblings

00:03:40.480 That it might happen

00:03:43.080 Kemi thinks it will

00:03:45.040 She seems to think that is going to happen

00:03:47.180 Alright

00:03:49.340 That's one of the main stories today

00:03:50.860 Oh and her reshuffle

00:03:52.020 Sorry the more important thing I suppose is the reshuffle

00:03:54.680 Clevel is out

00:03:56.020 Patel's out

00:03:57.940 A couple of others are out

00:04:00.000 The shadow Chancellor dude

00:04:01.820 Stride is it Mel Stride

00:04:04.040 A bit confused with Mel Streep

00:04:06.340 A bit of a reshuffle

00:04:10.820 And

00:04:11.840 Posh makes some dosh 0.99

00:04:13.640 How is that a story 0.97

00:04:15.740 How is that a story 0.97

00:04:17.200 Posh Spice 0.86

00:04:18.700 Victoria Beckham 0.98

00:04:20.520 She's got a brand

00:04:22.700 Doesn't she 1.00

00:04:23.340 A fashion brand

00:04:25.640 Apparently sales have picked up

00:04:28.920 For whatever reason

00:04:29.660 And she's actually making a bit of money out of it now 0.99

00:04:31.900 Like the Beckhams need money

00:04:34.360 But okay good on her I suppose

00:04:36.300 that's not really news is it i mean it's barely news at all let alone sort of national news let

00:04:42.720 alone sort of front page news i think it is only really on the front of one of the tabloids but

00:04:47.880 all right should we get into it let's get into it at the daily bell pure slop pure globalist slot

00:04:52.840 hates us sends it doesn't gross cynical weird kemi gets tory's battle ready with ruthless

00:05:00.920 reshuffle is ruthless shadow chances sacked amid speculation of early election

00:05:07.160 Olukemu Olufentu Badenoch the Nigerian anchor baby has launched a bold overhaul of her top team

00:05:16.560 as the Tories get battle ready for a general election as Andy Burnham returns to Westminster

00:05:22.160 today oh yeah he is today to face MPs for the first time since he became Prime Minister

00:05:29.140 the conservative leader announced a significant shake-up of the shadow cabinet mrs bagnock it's

00:05:35.440 literally like an eye test it gets smaller and smaller can you see that that's bigger and bolder

00:05:40.140 made the font a bit smaller there and then it gets even smaller it's literally like an eye test

00:05:44.220 well i'll just tell you cleverly is out he was already out like a couple of days ago

00:05:55.600 He said he's not going to run to be an MP again, next general election, regardless of anything.

00:06:01.240 He's out. He's done, he reckons.

00:06:03.380 He wants to run for Mayor of London in 2028. 0.72

00:06:06.720 But Olukemi Badenok, the Nigerian anchor baby, says she may or may not formally endorse him for that.

00:06:14.140 She said she'll keep neutral on that.

00:06:16.800 He needs to win the candidacy on his own benefits.

00:06:22.360 Thanks for that.

00:06:23.140 If you're James Cleverley, you would think, oh, thanks.

00:06:25.600 Well thanks for nothing really

00:06:27.000 Really thanks for nothing

00:06:27.860 I feel like Cleverley knew he was probably on the way out already

00:06:30.700 That's what that feels like to me

00:06:33.940 James Cleverley

00:06:34.700 The type of person who wouldn't give up

00:06:36.160 On politics on his own political career

00:06:38.120 Unless he felt he had to

00:06:39.940 I don't know about that

00:06:43.360 Bit of tea in the old soup strainer

00:06:45.000 Yeah

00:06:48.780 Cleverley was one of the big beasts of the party

00:06:52.300 Wasn't he

00:06:53.080 Right at the last leadership

00:06:55.280 contest Tory leadership contest he was like in the top five or six people wasn't he

00:07:01.220 one of the top half dozen big beasts in the Tory party now he's decided

00:07:05.840 um I want to run for mayor that's what I really want to do do you is that really what you want

00:07:11.580 to do or did you just know that you were gonna be thrown out of the shadow government shadow

00:07:17.460 cabinet and your political career mostly if not almost entirely over is that not what's going on

00:07:24.720 James Cleverley really should be brought up on charges of treason James Cleverley okay so he's

00:07:29.580 out also so he jumped he jumped before he was pushed I would have thought don't know if that's 0.99

00:07:34.540 definitely true but that's what I would have thought put a tenner on that Preeti Patel Dane

00:07:40.380 Preeti Patel who was the shadow foreign secretary she's out she's been pushed out by all accounts

00:07:46.680 by all accounts they've made that Tom Tugin hat instead and she said

00:07:54.040 real coat she said oh no it's good that's what I want that's I'm uh I'm going I'm just a back

00:08:02.700 bencher now but that's good that's what I want I can do more from the back benches if anything

00:08:10.180 Preeti Patel would also be brought up on charges of treason if it was up to me

00:08:13.800 It was Braverman and Patel

00:08:18.740 And Cleverley

00:08:20.440 But mainly Patel and Braverman

00:08:22.060 That were Home Secretaries

00:08:24.540 During the height of the Boris wave

00:08:26.540 And our invasion

00:08:27.300 I mean, argue it

00:08:30.020 She would certainly be asked

00:08:33.380 Some very, very pertinent questions

00:08:35.400 About why she allowed us to be invaded

00:08:37.880 For hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people

00:08:41.260 Whose crime rate is through

00:08:43.200 Unvetted

00:08:43.920 Crime rate per capita is through the roof

00:08:46.900 Particularly violent and sex crime

00:08:49.220 And organised crime

00:08:50.220 Preeti Patel

00:08:51.840 So she'll be on the back bench 1.00

00:08:54.260 Badernock 0.98

00:08:58.000 Olukemi Badernock, the Nigerian anchor baby

00:09:00.720 Said something like

00:09:01.720 What was it?

00:09:04.280 Made up a new thing

00:09:05.720 Like Tory party international secretary

00:09:08.180 What's that?

00:09:09.820 Never heard of that before

00:09:11.500 Like not like

00:09:14.020 Not an international secretary

00:09:15.820 Like a new thing in the shadow cabinet

00:09:17.460 Just a Tory party international secretary

00:09:20.360 Like what's that

00:09:20.960 Is that even a thing

00:09:21.600 Feels like Badenoch just going

00:09:27.260 Go away 0.99

00:09:29.660 You're a bit too toxic 1.00

00:09:30.700 What you did to the country is a bit too toxic 0.99

00:09:34.080 Go off to the back benches

00:09:36.200 Please

00:09:36.880 Badenoch herself

00:09:39.780 Is an innocent of all those things

00:09:41.540 Remember when she stood up just a few years ago 1.00

00:09:43.220 Bragging

00:09:44.860 About all the foreign student visas

00:09:47.360 That she personally

00:09:50.720 Lobbied for

00:09:53.320 And got

00:09:53.800 Remember that

00:09:56.560 When the political winds were a little bit different

00:09:59.120 And she calculated

00:10:00.820 It was in her political interests

00:10:03.140 To do that and talk like that 0.85

00:10:05.060 And be like that 1.00

00:10:05.940 To flood us with more foreign people 0.94

00:10:09.440 Now the political winds have changed a bit 0.99

00:10:12.040 The Overton window

00:10:13.080 Which does exist

00:10:15.260 Has moved a bit

00:10:16.400 Now 1.00

00:10:18.440 It's politically more to her advantage

00:10:21.040 To talk about leaving the ECHR

00:10:24.120 And distancing herself

00:10:25.840 From people like Cleverley

00:10:27.620 And Patel

00:10:29.760 Don't trust the Tories

00:10:33.700 At all, never ever ever will again

00:10:35.820 Don't trust

00:10:36.720 Olukemi Badenok 0.91

00:10:38.520 At all

00:10:39.480 Why would I? 1.00

00:10:42.620 She's a foreign person 1.00

00:10:43.800 I don't really want foreign people 1.00

00:10:45.740 At the top of my politics 1.00

00:10:47.100 To be perfectly frank

00:10:48.400 Oh she was born here

00:10:53.680 Don't care 1.00

00:10:55.120 An anchor baby 1.00

00:10:57.140 She should be involved in politics in Nigeria 1.00

00:11:03.360 Not here 1.00

00:11:03.940 She's Nigerian 1.00

00:11:06.720 Right 1.00

00:11:09.020 Really sad story

00:11:11.080 But they put it front and centre

00:11:12.180 The mail

00:11:12.540 Because if it bleeds

00:11:13.380 It leads 0.98

00:11:14.320 Because they're filth 1.00

00:11:15.240 They're scum 1.00

00:11:15.760 Mother died trying to rescue husband 1.00

00:11:17.780 Trapped in holiday hot tub

00:11:19.220 Oh

00:11:19.480 Thanks for that the mail

00:11:21.020 Cheers for bringing that

00:11:22.100 Piece of horror to us

00:11:23.300 Well done

00:11:24.980 The Guardian

00:11:26.080 Ugh

00:11:26.560 Ugh

00:11:29.040 The Guardian

00:11:29.660 You talking to me?

00:11:36.720 The Guardian, are you talking to me?

00:11:40.720 Well there's no one else here, who do they think they're talking to?

00:11:48.720 Who do they think they are, The Guardian? 1.00

00:11:51.720 Disgusting, subversive, socialist slop, revolting, truly sickening. 1.00

00:11:59.720 Palantir billionaire given private Bayer tapestry viewing. 1.00

00:12:03.720 Is that Peter Thiel dude?

00:12:06.720 Even a private viewing

00:12:07.920 Brilliant

00:12:09.480 Actually, I did read a few details about that

00:12:12.500 It's not quite as straightforward as I'd hoped

00:12:14.560 Going to see

00:12:15.660 Going to see the Baylor Tapestry at the British Museum

00:12:18.340 It's not a normal exhibition in any way, shape or form

00:12:21.140 In the British Museum

00:12:23.320 There's a few bits on the ground floor

00:12:25.060 A few rooms, I mean

00:12:25.880 On the ground floor where they will do an exhibition

00:12:28.040 Whatever the exhibition is

00:12:29.200 It's not that, it's something completely different

00:12:30.720 For the Baylor Tapestry

00:12:31.760 Some sort of whole special deal

00:12:36.240 I believe I understand there's something like this building a new

00:12:40.200 like area for it specifically for it and it's not just on display

00:12:47.200 just constantly there's all something about there's a certain number of light hours they're

00:12:56.040 allowed to show it because it's so sort of delicate it's not a tapestry actually it's

00:13:01.700 a tapestry it's an embroidery it's so sort of delicate now you know it's knocking a thousand

00:13:06.820 years old to be fair not quite i think probably maybe the 1080s maybe

00:13:16.660 commissioned by odo of bayou

00:13:21.140 villain the conquerors brother maybe um maybe and it's so delicate that you can't just have

00:13:27.460 light shining on it at all times so there's a certain number of light hours you're allowed to

00:13:33.220 look at it so when it's not when like the museum is closed or whatever they keep it covered up

00:13:39.140 literally covered up with like black fabric or something too okay so there's a certain

00:13:45.940 finite amount of time i don't know whether this is all sort of just to hype it up

00:13:52.020 and sell more tickets and make the tickets more expensive stuff anyway that's what they're doing

00:13:57.700 so there's only a certain number finite number of tickets that will be available

00:14:02.980 in certain tranches when the first one went on sale there's like according to an account it was

00:14:09.780 like 40 000 no more 80 000 people online queuing online to try and get a ticket then there's another

00:14:18.980 trunche in like october time i'll try and get a ticket for that i'll try um but also on top of

00:14:26.980 that there's a few like vips are allowed to view it right because joel josbourne is like the chair

00:14:32.900 of the british museum did you know that weirdo subversive freak traitor joel josbourne is the

00:14:39.940 head of the british museum he didn't get the u.s ambassador job so that so it works when you're on 0.73

00:14:47.620 the inside it's a small club we're not in it i want to be the u.s ambassador

00:14:54.740 the uk ambassador to the us no all right i'll take i don't know head of the british museum

00:15:00.660 done it's yours really really it's also got that podcast with ed balls hey that's weird as well

00:15:10.580 Well, a little aside, you've got podcast Ed Balls, Arch Labour, of course,

00:15:18.500 and George Osborne, Arch Tory, kind of.

00:15:23.240 What's George Osborne's relationship with the 5th Baron Rothschild

00:15:26.920 and Jeffrey Epstein, by the way, and Peter Maldeson?

00:15:31.120 Wasn't he friends with all of them?

00:15:34.500 I believe he was, wasn't he?

00:15:36.600 I believe he was friends with all of those guys, wasn't he?

00:15:38.200 He didn't go on holiday with him

00:15:39.740 On yachts and stuff

00:15:40.680 Did he?

00:15:42.420 Do I remember that?

00:15:44.340 Has that been so memory hold?

00:15:45.920 Well don't talk about that

00:15:46.600 We certainly won't talk about that

00:15:47.520 The Fleet Street

00:15:48.280 The cabal of evil Fleet Street editors

00:15:50.140 Won't say a peep about that ever

00:15:51.420 But yeah

00:15:54.120 Podcasts

00:15:55.240 Ed Balls and George Osborne

00:15:56.640 Hmm

00:15:57.580 Like it's essentially one big club

00:16:02.140 Some of them wear a red rosette

00:16:03.420 And some of them wear a blue rosette

00:16:04.820 They're basically the same guys

00:16:06.900 Like how you've got that Rory Stewart and Alistair Campbell

00:16:11.080 Hmm

00:16:13.540 How do they even know each other?

00:16:15.600 How are they friends?

00:16:16.540 How is it?

00:16:20.000 They're just the same cabal of people, aren't they?

00:16:22.420 One wears a red rosette

00:16:23.680 And one wears a blue rosette

00:16:24.760 But they're the same 1.00

00:16:25.500 Two cheeks of the same arse 0.99

00:16:29.100 As the saying goes 0.99

00:16:31.860 Anyway, George Osborne gets a private view

00:16:36.880 Of course he does though

00:16:37.680 That makes some sense

00:16:39.160 If he was a head of the British Museum

00:16:40.220 Why wouldn't he? 1.00

00:16:41.400 Palantir

00:16:41.880 I mean 0.99

00:16:42.260 Peter Till

00:16:43.260 He's got no connection to the British Museum

00:16:46.180 He isn't a patron of them or anything

00:16:47.480 Doesn't give them money

00:16:48.600 He's never expressed any interest

00:16:50.080 In the BM

00:16:51.780 He's an extremely powerful billionaire

00:16:56.060 So he gets what he wants

00:16:57.180 The normal rules don't apply to billionaires do they?

00:17:01.860 Alright

00:17:02.160 Messi's retired

00:17:04.020 I know you don't like football

00:17:05.680 Or sports ball

00:17:06.620 the vast majority not all of you was it last time we asked something like was it five or seven

00:17:13.740 percent eight percent of you do care about football but most of you don't so i'll just say

00:17:19.060 one of the greatest players arguably the best player of all time lionel messi the argentinian

00:17:25.060 fella is retiring from international football that's all i'll say about it because it is on

00:17:29.980 the front pages a couple of times but um incidentally statistically he's not as good

00:17:36.220 as Matthew Letissier, Matt Letiss, at taking penalties.

00:17:42.500 Statistically, Matt Letiss is better at penalties than Messi.

00:17:48.800 I interviewed Matt Letiss once.

00:17:53.020 It's not on Epoch, sorry, it's just on lotuseaters.com.

00:17:55.300 It's just on the website.

00:17:56.640 Do you want me in conversation for well over an hour and a half,

00:17:59.160 I think it was?

00:18:00.440 Me and Matt Letiss, one of the greatest all-time players,

00:18:03.920 statistically.

00:18:04.380 played for southampton and england let me talk to him about late 80s and 90s era football

00:18:11.220 talk about some of the greatest goals ever scored in the premiership by him

00:18:15.100 oh it's there surprising how few a views he's got people in this sphere

00:18:21.400 right-leaning people in britain don't seem to care about football at all

00:18:26.680 anyway that's enough about football that's enough about football right public control

00:18:34.020 of utilities is key to growth, says Andy Burnham. PM to tell Commons cost of living is holding

00:18:48.340 back economy. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, the cost of living, inflation, is holding back the

00:18:55.480 economy, holding back everyone. Yeah. It's just stating the obvious. Are we being wrong?

00:19:04.020 ruled by morons. We are, aren't we? They're morons. And they think we're even more moronic 1.00

00:19:12.100 than they are. Public control of utilities is key to growth. Okay. The noises coming 0.99

00:19:19.860 out of the Burnham camp are just completely contradictory all the time. At first it was

00:19:24.380 like he wanted to nationalise a couple of things, particularly water. Then it came out

00:19:29.200 just last week. No, we're not going to do that. No, that's not happening. Now it's back

00:19:32.780 A number of things

00:19:35.480 They're flip-flopping all over the place

00:19:36.840 Like a sea bass

00:19:41.300 That's jumped out of the sea

00:19:42.200 And landed in the boat

00:19:43.180 On the deck

00:19:44.160 Just flipping around

00:19:45.020 Dead eyes like a doll's eye

00:19:47.700 Just flipping around aimlessly

00:19:48.900 Okay, they do want to nationalise utilities then, do they?

00:19:54.880 Public control

00:19:55.480 They call it

00:19:55.900 They call it public control

00:19:57.640 We won't call it socialism

00:19:59.240 We'll just call it public control

00:20:01.220 People don't really like the word socialism or communism do they

00:20:06.460 So we'll call it public control 0.99

00:20:08.840 Sharp rising number of friendless young people

00:20:18.500 It just says that yeah because of the pandemic

00:20:21.460 And because of like doom scrolling because of social media

00:20:24.080 And what was it

00:20:28.960 And a couple other things

00:20:30.760 A couple other factors

00:20:31.880 Means that a lot of young people

00:20:35.040 Are entirely friendless

00:20:36.280 Like IRL friends

00:20:37.680 Like I say it's not good

00:20:40.600 You do need friends

00:20:41.420 You do need friends

00:20:43.000 There's nothing better

00:20:45.580 Well there are some things better

00:20:46.880 But it's really important

00:20:48.900 To go out into the real world

00:20:50.880 And interact with people in the real world

00:20:52.540 Meet new people

00:20:55.220 Make new friends

00:20:56.360 Even if you've got a decent group of friends

00:20:58.420 Get new ones from time to time as well

00:21:01.340 If you can

00:21:01.860 Meet people

00:21:03.220 Go out, do stuff

00:21:04.800 I know it's easier said than done

00:21:06.880 If you've got anxiety or whatever

00:21:08.040 But

00:21:08.740 It's the way the world goes round

00:21:16.780 It's not really what you know

00:21:18.060 It's who you know

00:21:18.860 Unfortunately that is true

00:21:20.700 Networks of people you know

00:21:23.200 IRL

00:21:23.860 Are hyper important

00:21:28.420 unless you're super rich your mummy and daddy are very very rich and they'll give you everything

00:21:35.160 you will ever need and you don't need to ever really get a job or struggle in the world

00:21:40.520 you're independently wealthy and you'll never need to do a day's work unless you're that

00:21:46.900 you're going to need to struggle in the world to get on and make something of yourself

00:21:51.480 and you can't do it on your own you cannot do it on your own you need a network of people

00:21:57.800 And you need friends

00:21:58.880 So all I'll say to young people 1.00

00:22:05.420 That are friendless 1.00

00:22:07.280 Go out and do stuff more

00:22:09.740 Maybe you're online loads

00:22:12.680 And you've got online friends

00:22:14.260 Meet up with them sometimes

00:22:15.480 A little bit

00:22:16.040 They'll have friends

00:22:19.360 You'll meet them

00:22:20.020 You might strike up a friendship

00:22:21.120 With a friend of a friend

00:22:23.120 And then they become your good friend

00:22:24.820 Sounds like the state is the obvious

00:22:28.980 Because I'm like an 80s kid right

00:22:30.640 I was a kid all through the 80s

00:22:33.200 And a teenager all through the 90s

00:22:34.980 Before the internet

00:22:37.080 I mean there was the internet in the 90s

00:22:38.640 But no one was permanently on the internet

00:22:40.880 No one had smartphones

00:22:42.440 Constantly on their phone

00:22:44.160 It just wasn't a thing

00:22:45.120 So what I'm saying here

00:22:47.480 It feels to me like just stating the absolute obvious

00:22:49.360 How could you live any other way

00:22:50.920 But also

00:22:52.960 I do live

00:22:54.560 In the 2020s

00:22:56.060 And I get it

00:22:56.500 I can see why 1.00

00:22:57.220 Some young people 1.00

00:22:58.020 It's easier isn't it 0.95

00:22:59.100 Sit at home on your phone

00:23:00.420 You don't have to go out

00:23:02.520 And see other people

00:23:03.860 In real life

00:23:04.340 Make real friends

00:23:05.440 It's easier not to

00:23:06.980 Or stop being lazy

00:23:08.100 It's a little bit lazy

00:23:09.900 You haven't got any friends

00:23:10.980 Are you trying to get friends though 0.66

00:23:12.320 Stop being lazy

00:23:15.440 Stop blaming it

00:23:16.320 On your ADD

00:23:17.220 Maybe

00:23:18.340 Okay the times

00:23:19.840 Let's move on from that

00:23:20.480 The times

00:23:20.860 The venerable times

00:23:22.240 healy the chancellor of the exchequer says i'll prove i'm no hypocrite on defense

00:23:36.560 chancellor to set out quite clear path on three percent target three percent of gdp to be spent on

00:23:44.840 defense because if you remember he was the defense secretary wasn't he under

00:23:48.600 under queer starlin and uh resigned it was the final straw that broke the the starmer government

00:23:56.980 wasn't it when he finally resigned over the fact that the star the starmer bot 2.0 with its 17 0.50

00:24:06.220 patches uh went back on the pledge to give him was it like 18 billion pounds said well we can

00:24:16.220 you 11 or 12 billion and he was like no all right i resign over this that was the end of starman's

00:24:21.820 government was it well he's now saying i'm no hypocrite now i am the chancellor of the exchequer

00:24:26.140 and i hold the purse strings i am going to ensure that we that we do this

00:24:33.820 and we'll see even if it is three percent even if even if they do reach that target it's not

00:24:38.700 massive is it's not giant i mean it's it's still still close to the minimum that you could do

00:24:45.100 isn't it it's not going to make our armed forces uh a beer moth is it it's not going to make

00:24:53.820 it's not going to make it scary on the world stage is it

00:24:58.780 kremlin's not going to be quaking in its boots that we're spending three percent is it

00:25:06.540 all right the notting hill carnival the paper's trying to make out that it's a good and a vibrant

00:25:12.060 and a wonderful thing of course it's not it's just one long crime fest isn't it hundreds of arrests

00:25:19.740 thing i saw last night it was like over 550 560 arrests so far well that one there does it say

00:25:28.140 315 all the numbers change but hundreds and hundreds hundreds of arrests one dead person

00:25:33.420 already i found a a body in the canal there's canal near there isn't it found a dead body in

00:25:39.100 in there all right loads of sexual assaults not necessarily full-blown rapes but loads and loads 0.64

00:25:46.040 of sexual assaults yeah loads of footage of them just acting like freaks barbarians out of control 0.72

00:25:57.200 low impulse low iq spastic oh but it's really vibrant at the times oh look at this though 0.54

00:26:06.700 Look, there's quite a pretty woman with an interest in headdress

00:26:09.340 That's all you need to know 0.98

00:26:10.040 Don't worry about anything else

00:26:10.860 It's the carnival

00:26:12.360 It's good, is it?

00:26:14.660 Is it? 0.91

00:26:16.440 Is it not a disgusting hot mess? 0.97

00:26:19.720 I would end that carnival 0.99

00:26:21.340 End it

00:26:21.900 If it was up to me

00:26:25.120 It's just not happening now

00:26:26.220 It's just not a thing anymore 1.00

00:26:27.480 What an excuse for the black community of London 1.00

00:26:32.340 To go berserk for a few days 1.00

00:26:34.440 No

00:26:36.100 No

00:26:37.200 Shut it down

00:26:39.020 Shut it down

00:26:41.320 In both Britain it just would be ended

00:26:46.320 Simple as that 0.55

00:26:47.260 Right 1.00

00:26:50.420 Messies quit football 1.00

00:26:51.480 Anna Wintour

00:26:52.820 Why are you giving me Anna Wintour

00:26:55.640 Despise Anna Wintour

00:26:57.480 She's everything

00:26:58.560 She's symptomatic of many things that are wrong

00:27:02.080 In our modern culture

00:27:06.100 just a complete wrong and Anna Wintour met tribute to Galliano cancelled don't care don't

00:27:17.440 care about any of that right SAS chief army witch hunt puts UK at risk special forces recruitment

00:27:24.000 suffering thanks to endless legal action against soldiers it's a story it's been rumbling on for a

00:27:28.400 While isn't it

00:27:28.820 And I

00:27:29.160 Talked about it

00:27:33.300 Once or twice before

00:27:34.020 Lord Herma

00:27:37.160 And Keir Starmer

00:27:38.000 Were at the forefront

00:27:38.820 Of that

00:27:39.220 Although it's much

00:27:39.860 The story is older

00:27:41.420 Than them really

00:27:42.260 But the

00:27:43.740 The SAS

00:27:44.640 Special Air Service

00:27:46.000 22 SAS

00:27:47.120 The regiment

00:27:48.520 And other special forces

00:27:49.760 Actually

00:27:50.180 Sort of constantly get

00:27:53.700 A lot of them get

00:27:55.680 Loads of legal action

00:27:56.620 Brought against them

00:27:58.400 They get sent into theatre

00:28:00.420 They do their job

00:28:01.800 They get orders to do a job

00:28:03.220 Whatever it is

00:28:04.300 Which may include battlefield killings

00:28:06.700 They come back

00:28:08.300 And then lawyers

00:28:09.100 Our lawyers

00:28:09.900 Take them to court

00:28:11.020 For murder 1.00

00:28:13.320 And war crimes 0.61

00:28:14.340 And whatever 0.64

00:28:14.780 Because that's the sort of culture we live in 0.90

00:28:18.800 Sort of feminised 1.00

00:28:20.440 Femboy culture 1.00

00:28:21.980 Are these special forces operators or not?

00:28:25.740 Were they following orders or not?

00:28:27.180 Following orders, I was only following orders

00:28:29.740 Are you going to let special forces do their job

00:28:34.160 Which it often involves killing people

00:28:36.100 Or not

00:28:36.660 Are we going to have special forces or not

00:28:39.360 Or one or the other

00:28:41.580 Because at the moment it is ridiculous

00:28:44.380 We've got special forces

00:28:46.200 We deploy them and use them

00:28:47.680 And then they have endless legal action brought against them

00:28:51.360 Weird

00:28:55.200 and anyway the association which represents them is very small there i'd have to do this for

00:29:01.440 memory the association which represents SAS soldiers is just saying look recruitment is

00:29:08.000 massively massively down loads and loads of people that are currently or were currently in the SAS

00:29:13.340 have all left early because they're not interested in going to prison for murder for doing their job

00:29:18.700 Being told to go over there 0.95

00:29:21.420 Kill some people 0.99

00:29:22.480 Come back, you're on trial now 1.00

00:29:24.120 How is that a good deal for them?

00:29:28.240 And ultimately

00:29:29.200 If we don't really have special forces

00:29:30.700 That puts the country at risk more

00:29:33.360 Yeah

00:29:33.940 Yeah

00:29:35.560 Okay, this is a bit more of the reshuffle

00:29:42.120 Ollie came with

00:29:43.540 Badrinox reshuffle 1.00

00:29:44.320 She sacks Stride, Mel Stride 1.00

00:29:46.900 man mael stride as the shadow chancellor as she puts party on war footing and the new guy she

00:29:54.740 put in i can't remember his name griffiths yeah andrew griffiths used to be a sky news executive

00:30:05.620 and he was i don't know if he's ceo or he's right at the top of was it just eat or uber eats one of 0.58

00:30:14.260 those one of those traitorous companies which employs undocumented illegal migrants 0.68

00:30:24.180 it's one of the main ways they get work 1.00

00:30:29.300 illegal migrant come over here steal someone else's bike or e-bike get a job with uber eats 0.99

00:30:34.500 or just eat and start delivering food to people that are too lazy to even go to mcdonald's 0.92

00:30:40.260 yeah he was head of that he's now the shadow chancellor

00:30:44.480 all right brilliant well done thanks kemi thank you brilliant great move

00:30:51.380 trump reviewing u.s position on falkland don't care it's all bluster trump's all bluster the

00:31:00.700 other day the other day yesterday or the day before he posted an ai video of the u.s forces

00:31:09.760 blowing up carg island it's getting embarrassing now look are you gonna blow up carg island or not

00:31:15.680 don't post an ai image when when iran do that you take the mickey out of them when iran do some ai

00:31:21.040 image that they're launched some nuke against tel aviv or something they're blowing up the the uss

00:31:27.680 abraham lincoln or whatever and they just do an ai video of it or a lego ai image of it and you

00:31:35.280 take the mickey out of them yeah that's right yeah that's that's worth that's worthy of ridicule

00:31:39.280 Why are you doing it then?

00:31:40.540 Why is the President of the United States

00:31:41.740 reduced to posting an AI image of something he might do?

00:31:45.140 That's embarrassing.

00:31:46.260 That's embarrassing to me.

00:31:47.540 Oh, so now he's reviewing the position on the Falklands.

00:31:50.920 Pipe down, Donald.

00:31:51.960 Pipe down.

00:31:55.300 The sun.

00:31:56.420 Okay.

00:31:57.420 The sun.

00:31:59.880 What slop have we got here?

00:32:01.460 Oh, there we go. 1.00

00:32:02.000 Look, Posh Spice. 1.00

00:32:03.940 She's making some dosh now. 1.00

00:32:07.060 Her brand of, like, clothes.

00:32:09.280 never really made a fantastic amount of money apparently i don't keep check of it but apparently

00:32:14.340 that was the case but now it is maybe because they're the beckhams are in the news a bit more

00:32:17.820 because they got that feud with their son that ongoing feud that the tabloid press seemed to

00:32:23.940 care about they go i won't say any more about that don't care about posh at all uh okay exclusive

00:32:32.520 crime sweep prems 10 million pound crypto cash frozen say that 10 times fast again the cadence

00:32:40.140 of it sponsor probed over illicit gambling this is barely a story the sun do better be better

00:32:47.320 this is barely a story and it's so convoluted as well britain's fbi you haven't got an fbi stop

00:32:55.980 saying that the national crime agency or something vague very vague parallels with the fbi okay the

00:33:04.140 sun love calling it britain's fbi for some reason has frozen 10 million pounds in the premier league's

00:33:11.740 bank account while it probes suspicions of criminality involving a crypto something rather

00:33:22.220 there's some sort of i mean it's just it's just a nonsense story there may or may not be

00:33:31.080 10 million pounds worth of slightly dodgy crypto tangentially connected with the premier league

00:33:36.880 it's not real it's not national news it's not front page news that and posh spices company

00:33:46.460 has ticked up a little bit the senior editors at the sun what we're going with tomorrow guys

00:33:51.740 throwing ideas around the bullpen what are we going with tomorrow guys come on what we got

00:33:56.480 what we got we got the whole world anything in the entire world that's going on oh and remember

00:34:02.800 guys remember we're not we're not talking about the fifth baron rothschild and his connections

00:34:06.420 to ehud barrack and jeffrey epstein and peter malderson and george osborne we're not talking

00:34:10.540 about that so that's off the table yeah like every day yeah what else we got

00:34:15.140 some weird convoluted story about possibly possibly not even definitely possibly 10

00:34:24.280 million pounds of dodgy crypto tangentially connected to the premier league and posh

00:34:29.560 spices company has ticked up in profits ever so slightly good brilliant go boom that's the front 0.96

00:34:35.320 page done brilliant we're a newspaper a slop is what you are slop laughable contemptible

00:34:47.560 all right the financial times calm shatters oil jumps after a tax regime has it not really 0.63

00:34:58.920 these are real-time prices or 11 minutes ago sorry let's let's uh let's refresh

00:35:04.120 let's have a little reload yeah not really a little bit west texas just over 87 a barrel

00:35:11.880 rent crude just shy of 92 a barrel let's jump a little bit

00:35:18.600 saw this all over the mainstream news on um

00:35:23.400 sky news this morning on the actual real telly box talking about all the prices have jumped

00:35:27.880 Oil spiked

00:35:30.100 Why are you lying?

00:35:32.140 What a tiny bit

00:35:33.160 Couple of dollars

00:35:34.320 Since yesterday

00:35:35.060 Why are you lying about it?

00:35:43.480 It's not straight up lying is it?

00:35:44.880 There's many shades of

00:35:46.160 Of

00:35:47.400 Being dishonest aren't there?

00:35:49.940 It's just short of a full blown liar 0.99

00:35:51.900 Like Bill Clinton 1.00

00:35:53.980 I did not have sexual relations with that woman 0.97

00:35:55.740 Just 0.99

00:35:56.500 just a couple of mils shy of a full-blown outright liar 0.66

00:36:01.600 tiniest kernel of truth

00:36:06.400 tiniest sesame seed style kernel of truth to it

00:36:11.500 so as it's not a complete liar we'll go with it

00:36:15.260 run print oil jumps after attacks regime

00:36:19.960 okay all right

00:36:21.960 Sorry about AI

00:36:24.860 I don't care

00:36:25.520 I don't care 1.00

00:36:26.100 Kelly Badnock reshuffles her team

00:36:27.560 Okay we've done that haven't we

00:36:28.460 The Metro

00:36:28.840 The Metro

00:36:29.600 Sickening

00:36:39.440 The Metro

00:36:39.900 They've decided

00:36:41.420 The most important thing

00:36:42.140 In the world

00:36:42.460 Is

00:36:43.100 Well

00:36:44.080 The Notting Hill Carnival

00:36:45.040 Look how brilliant it is

00:36:46.060 Look at these 0.89

00:36:46.800 Vibrant women

00:36:47.700 How wonderful they are

00:36:49.940 Yeah

00:36:50.800 You've got an out-group preference for brown people, haven't you?

00:36:53.920 You read and buy the Metro, don't you? 0.99

00:36:55.460 Well, you don't buy it, it's free 0.99

00:36:56.240 You love brown people 1.00

00:36:58.040 Look, there they are 0.99

00:37:00.020 Look

00:37:00.420 Yay

00:37:02.860 Most important story in the world

00:37:10.200 In the world

00:37:10.940 They're at liberty to report anything, within reason

00:37:14.260 In the whole world

00:37:15.340 Is that this dad

00:37:17.080 Did a transplant for his kid

00:37:19.120 Glad this kid will survive, of course

00:37:25.600 How is this the most important thing?

00:37:29.040 How is it?

00:37:32.920 Apparently it's a bit of a cutting edge operation

00:37:35.240 Where it's part of his liver and it's part of his stomach or something

00:37:38.800 Okay, it's just not national news, is it?

00:37:45.420 The Express, the Daily Express, it's a good paper

00:37:47.320 You can read

00:37:50.440 Your express now

00:37:51.900 Not good paper is it of course

00:37:58.220 That's an Adam Partridge line

00:38:00.200 They're really really subversive 1.00

00:38:02.760 Globalist slob wearing the skin suit 1.00

00:38:04.620 Of a nativist or a patriot 1.00

00:38:06.600 I don't care about us 0.85

00:38:09.980 They'll try and destroy people as milk toast

00:38:12.560 As Tommy or Nigel

00:38:14.180 That's what the express are

00:38:15.720 Globalist

00:38:17.320 globalist if you want your country back if you even start talking about even remotely start

00:38:22.840 talking about remote not even re-migration don't even have to go that far that's truly beyond the 0.95

00:38:26.680 pale to the express you're an actual Nazi you're a bigger than a Nazi fascist extreme right far

00:38:36.120 right if you talk about re-migration you don't have to go anywhere near that before they'll try 0.97

00:38:39.720 and destroy you try and character assassinate you it could be just someone like Nigel or Richard 1.00

00:38:43.880 Or Tommy or something 0.96

00:38:45.700 They'll try and destroy you

00:38:47.360 That's the Express

00:38:48.460 Trying to pretend that they're on our side though

00:38:51.260 That they're patriotic

00:38:52.760 Or anything remotely like it

00:38:54.880 Globalist slop

00:38:58.180 Enemies of the people 0.66

00:38:59.180 That's what the Express is

00:39:01.280 Sneaky raid sees numbers double

00:39:04.200 In five years as threshold remains frozen

00:39:06.580 Million OAPs

00:39:08.680 Old age pensioners

00:39:10.340 Hit with top rate tax bills 0.87

00:39:12.840 Okay

00:39:13.700 and Helen Mirren

00:39:15.500 finally looking at her age

00:39:17.100 I mean

00:39:21.100 don't have a go at me

00:39:23.040 I'm just saying

00:39:23.540 she was a very 0.96

00:39:25.240 very attractive woman

00:39:26.040 when she was younger

00:39:26.640 in like the 1970s

00:39:29.600 have you ever seen

00:39:31.840 the film Caligula

00:39:32.640 finally looking at her age

00:39:39.400 Helen Mirren

00:39:39.780 okay

00:39:40.380 completely woke

00:39:42.780 Helen Mirren 0.77

00:39:43.220 well really badly a zionist isn't she not jewish but a zionist right or is she jewish i don't know 1.00

00:39:55.020 anyway who cares who cares more than one million pensioners are being hammered by the higher rate 0.69

00:40:02.420 of income tax and the total is set to raise wait a minute are many oaps earning loads of money on

00:40:10.080 income we're talking about income tax well if they're in the higher bracket of income tax

00:40:15.060 they're making income well who cares who so that's the rules what I mean I've said a number of times

00:40:22.560 don't get me wrong let's be clear on this I think nearly all tax is state-sponsored theft so don't

00:40:28.460 get me wrong I'm not standing for income tax or high rates of income tax don't get me wrong

00:40:34.040 In both Britain

00:40:36.220 I would try and reduce the tax burden

00:40:38.020 Reduce spending and taxing

00:40:40.760 I'd like a small government

00:40:43.160 So let's make that clear

00:40:45.220 However, as it stands

00:40:46.640 The reality of Britain

00:40:47.860 And our economy in 2026

00:40:49.580 As controlled by

00:40:51.080 The freaks

00:40:53.160 That have controlled us for decades

00:40:54.960 If they're making income

00:40:57.480 And they're in the higher bracket

00:40:58.660 Then they have to pay the higher rate 1.00

00:41:00.340 Bloody boomers 1.00

00:41:04.000 isn't it? Always hard done by. Always hard done by. Not all boomers are selfish freaks 1.00

00:41:13.380 though. Based boomer. The based boomer does exist. Go based boomer. When you find a boomer 0.93

00:41:20.540 that is based, they're in a minority. But when you find one, they're usually uber based. 0.73

00:41:27.480 So I'll stand for them. Unfortunately, they are in a minority though, aren't they? 1.00

00:41:31.040 most boomers are very very selfish people aren't they 0.97

00:41:36.740 okay killer kitchen dust the i have papers going with that killer kitchen dust not our demographic 0.99

00:41:47.980 replacement no not that we're being invaded no not that the number of rapes in this country

00:41:55.440 is insane. Something like 190 a day. A day. Not that there's a pandemic of rape in this

00:42:04.620 country. No, killer kitchen dust. Okay. Victims love ones to receive higher compensation. 0.92

00:42:15.320 Relatives of workers who died from silicosis caused by inhaling dust while cutting kitchen

00:42:21.840 worktop stone

00:42:24.120 are to receive

00:42:25.620 fairer compensation payouts

00:42:26.960 as new legislation

00:42:29.140 goes to parliament

00:42:29.880 ministers praise

00:42:31.020 the eye paper

00:42:31.780 killer kitchens campaign

00:42:33.180 for helping to drive reform

00:42:34.760 also the eye paper

00:42:35.540 is blowing its own trumpet

00:42:36.660 okay

00:42:36.960 the compensation

00:42:37.980 the compensation change

00:42:40.020 would ensure

00:42:41.400 bereaved families

00:42:42.240 of workers

00:42:42.960 who died from asbestos

00:42:44.300 and other workplace

00:42:45.360 dust related diseases

00:42:46.700 would receive

00:42:47.760 the same funds

00:42:48.660 as sufferers themselves

00:42:50.320 Disability Minister Stephen Timms

00:42:53.000 Hails change to quote

00:42:54.640 Unfair system quote

00:42:55.620 That penalised families

00:42:56.980 Again it's not the most important thing

00:43:00.500 In the world is it

00:43:01.240 I mean even close

00:43:02.400 Killer kitchen dust

00:43:08.700 Hey guys what are we going with

00:43:11.100 Tomorrow on the front page

00:43:12.120 Killer kitchen dust

00:43:15.100 Done

00:43:15.660 Print

00:43:16.840 The mirror 0.99

00:43:19.800 Polly Willa Booby 1.00

00:43:22.500 Had a porn star on her 1.00

00:43:24.980 Podcast, apparently 0.99

00:43:26.540 Thanks, Mira, well done

00:43:30.560 Yep, good stuff

00:43:31.540 Epstein scandal exclusive

00:43:34.620 Maxwell to beg

00:43:36.860 Trump for freedom 0.99

00:43:37.900 Jail sex trafficker turns to her

00:43:40.780 Old pal, Donald Trump 0.98

00:43:42.560 For help after appeal fails

00:43:44.680 Yeah, so I think it was her final appeal

00:43:48.760 As well

00:43:49.800 Because she was sentenced to 20-odd years, wasn't she, for human trafficking.

00:43:55.060 Who, too? Don't know.

00:43:57.660 Women, even underage women, were definitely, definitely trafficked, as a matter of record, 0.93

00:44:02.940 because Ghislaine Maxwell was guilty of it.

00:44:05.100 Who, too? Don't know.

00:44:10.720 The weird, freak, lesbian nana judge in her trial decided it wasn't in the public interest 1.00

00:44:16.840 For Ghislaine's trial to go down that route 1.00

00:44:19.820 And talk about who all the victims were actually trafficked to

00:44:23.900 A hand-picked Obama judge, by the way

00:44:28.260 Oh

00:44:30.400 Well, her final appeal has failed

00:44:35.260 I think it's the final one

00:44:36.360 And the only thing that could possibly prevent her 0.70

00:44:39.380 From having to serve the next 15 plus years in jail

00:44:42.700 Is some sort of presidential pardon from the Donald

00:44:46.620 So apparently she's

00:44:48.400 I don't really know how she's begging him

00:44:50.480 But apparently she's begging him

00:44:51.640 I doubt she's got a direct line through to the Oval

00:44:54.740 She's probably just saying it

00:44:56.600 Hoping that word will get to him

00:44:58.080 He's not going to know

00:45:00.260 He's politically toxic

00:45:01.880 It would be politically toxic wouldn't it

00:45:04.100 For the Donald to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell 0.89

00:45:06.780 It's her only hope isn't it 1.00

00:45:10.080 She'll probably serve out her time

00:45:12.180 She'll probably be out 1.00

00:45:13.220 Unless she somehow 0.98

00:45:15.980 Finds up, finds herself unalive

00:45:18.300 Whilst in prison

00:45:19.020 If that doesn't happen

00:45:22.460 She's not that old, is she? 0.89

00:45:25.820 She's in her early 60s

00:45:26.800 Late 50s, early 60s, something like that

00:45:28.440 She'll probably be out

00:45:30.140 She probably won't die of old age 1.00

00:45:33.140 Behind bars 0.97

00:45:33.800 The vast majority of her life left behind bars

00:45:37.200 Well

00:45:37.720 According to all accounts 1.00

00:45:39.840 She did behave like a bit of a monster 1.00

00:45:42.460 Didn't she? 1.00

00:45:45.980 Yeah, I hope she rots 1.00

00:45:48.240 Disgusting, disgusting 1.00

00:45:50.160 When she dies, I wonder if 1.00

00:45:52.440 I wonder if Israel will give her a state funeral

00:45:55.200 Like her father

00:45:56.020 And all the heads of the Israeli intelligence services

00:45:58.860 Will turn up to her funeral

00:45:59.940 Like her father

00:46:01.260 I wonder if that will happen

00:46:02.240 We're not supposed to talk about that, are we?

00:46:04.960 No? Alright, moving on then

00:46:07.120 The Daily Star

00:46:10.300 Driving in flip-flops is blamed for accidents 1.00

00:46:14.600 Well, you mean foreign people driving in flip-flops? 0.68

00:46:18.260 You mean people from the Middle East and Africa 0.84

00:46:20.160 that come over here and wear flip-flops even when it's freezing?

00:46:23.280 Those people. 1.00

00:46:26.800 Flipping idiots. 1.00

00:46:27.880 No mention that it almost certainly won't be many native Brits that do this. 1.00

00:46:32.820 They're saying it's dangerous and loads of accidents are caused

00:46:34.600 because flip-flops aren't ideal footwear for driving. 1.00

00:46:39.780 You mean the millions of foreign people that wear flip-flops now in this country? 0.99

00:46:43.100 Is that what you mean?

00:46:44.800 But you won't say that

00:46:45.780 Daily Star

00:46:47.040 You'll talk about it

00:46:50.400 But not really

00:46:51.280 Well done

00:46:53.300 Moral cowards 0.96

00:46:54.840 Alright 1.00

00:46:55.320 They're the front pages

00:46:56.220 They're the increasingly absurd

00:46:57.860 And infuriating

00:46:58.700 Front pages on Fleet Street today

00:47:00.920 Mad

00:47:02.820 Mad

00:47:03.680 Alright let's have a look at our poll

00:47:05.460 Look at our poll this time of day

00:47:08.060 Didn't we?

00:47:09.360 I asked Harry to ask you guys

00:47:10.760 Actually

00:47:11.520 Because you guys, to be perfectly honest

00:47:14.440 You guys usually come up with something quite good

00:47:17.080 So anyway

00:47:18.900 Let's have a look, what have we got

00:47:20.240 I'm reading this for the first time in real time

00:47:22.860 Would you like to see

00:47:24.820 Sorry, who would you like to see

00:47:26.540 As leader of the opposition?

00:47:28.140 Oh, alright

00:47:29.380 And the options were 0.94

00:47:30.900 A bit of a funny one there, a bit of a silly one

00:47:34.120 The options were

00:47:35.540 Olukemu Olufantu Adagoke

00:47:39.500 Badenoch

00:47:41.520 That's her real name, by the way.

00:47:44.280 That's her real name.

00:47:51.440 Badanoch and your other option was literally anyone else.

00:47:54.680 And literally anyone else has it to the tune of 88%. 0.85

00:47:59.680 Only 12% wanted the Nigerian anchor baby as the leader of the opposition. 1.00

00:48:06.080 Get out. 1.00

00:48:08.220 Go and beat it. 0.99

00:48:09.840 Hit the bricks, kid. 0.99

00:48:10.680 Get out of here 0.98

00:48:11.520 Who need you

00:48:12.160 Go on

00:48:13.480 This isn't the podcast for you

00:48:14.540 You're in the wrong place

00:48:15.300 If you clicked on bad or not

00:48:17.100 Get lost

00:48:18.260 Jog on 0.98

00:48:19.680 Don't go

00:48:20.140 Don't go though

00:48:20.880 That was a joke

00:48:21.660 I'm obviously joking

00:48:22.480 I love you

00:48:23.760 I love you

00:48:24.260 We can make this work

00:48:24.940 Don't go

00:48:25.260 Please

00:48:25.500 Honestly

00:48:26.180 Don't go

00:48:26.660 That was a joke

00:48:27.880 I'm joking

00:48:28.460 I just get scared sometimes

00:48:31.460 Alright

00:48:34.740 Okay

00:48:35.980 Yeah

00:48:39.020 Well

00:48:39.380 It's funny

00:48:39.860 It's interesting

00:48:40.620 isn't it? It's really interesting, the polls and the figures, the numbers. The Tory party

00:48:48.060 itself is still massively unpopular. Olukemi Badenoch doesn't seem to be insanely unpopular.

00:48:56.160 She polls reasonably well for the leader of a big party. Reasonably well, like 20%,

00:49:03.160 something like that. It doesn't seem to be translating into success at the ballot box,

00:49:08.180 though which is interesting to note i think the toys have done very very poorly in all the local

00:49:14.660 elections and by elections we've had in the last year 18 months two years we've had way more by

00:49:20.420 elections than usual for all various reasons tories with the exception of aberdeen and one or two

00:49:26.100 other small examples toys have done badly badly i mean been outperformed by a restore which is still

00:49:33.860 only like what six months old odd a fledgling party with all sorts of teething problems

00:49:42.740 the tory party looks like hopefully although all you can be bad enough isn't a complete disaster

00:49:49.220 nationwide in terms of popularity hopefully it seems like the tory party themselves are still

00:49:53.620 Sunk, something like sunk

00:49:55.800 Good, good

00:50:00.200 One poll I saw

00:50:03.680 Was saying that if there was an election

00:50:08.740 According to their data, if there was an election tomorrow

00:50:11.120 Reform might get as much as 270, maybe 280 odd seats

00:50:16.860 Labour might get 170 odd seats

00:50:21.060 200 odd seats

00:50:22.720 Lib Dems

00:50:25.620 come third

00:50:27.160 maybe get 75, 80 odd seats

00:50:30.320 70, 80 odd seats 0.92

00:50:31.420 and Tories would come fourth

00:50:33.440 with a few less than that

00:50:36.220 maybe 70

00:50:37.980 maybe 75 seats

00:50:39.520 imagine that if the Conservative Party

00:50:42.520 was the fourth largest party

00:50:44.300 in Parliament

00:50:46.060 they deserve it though

00:50:48.180 they absolutely deserve it

00:50:51.740 For that crime they did, that 14 years, Cameron, then the Boris Wave,

00:50:57.020 the Rishi debacle, Theresa May, that whole thing.

00:51:02.620 Remember the Liz Truss episode?

00:51:04.240 No shade at Liz Truss, actually. 1.00

00:51:07.780 I mean, I don't like her and her policies were stupid, but... 1.00

00:51:11.020 Where they cooed her out of power right in front of our face 1.00

00:51:13.820 to replace it with their WEF pick, Rishi Sunak, the foreign man, the Hindu man. 0.91

00:51:20.840 They did that right in front of our faces 1.00

00:51:22.660 Whilst flooding us 1.00

00:51:24.320 With third world barbarians 1.00

00:51:26.460 The crime of that

00:51:29.560 The crime of that 14 years of Tory rule

00:51:32.080 And they want to come back

00:51:34.280 They want to be the government again

00:51:37.000 The brass neck of it

00:51:41.540 The cheek of it

00:51:42.660 They can dare show their faces

00:51:45.040 How people like Robert Jenrick

00:51:46.880 And Preeti Patel

00:51:47.840 And Suella Braverman

00:51:48.960 And James Cleverley 0.97

00:51:50.040 And Odukemi Badenok, the Nigerian anchor baby 1.00

00:51:52.960 How they can dare show their faces in public 1.00

00:51:55.520 Let alone continue to want to be actual politicians

00:51:59.120 The chutzpah of that

00:52:03.140 Remarkable, absolutely remarkable

00:52:06.460 Alright, a couple of other stories of note

00:52:08.360 The Tupac trial 0.65

00:52:10.360 I'm interested in the killing of Tupac Shakur 0.99

00:52:13.740 Always have been 1.00

00:52:15.140 Well, the guy's guilty

00:52:17.580 Was it Dwayne, Keefy D?

00:52:19.360 Was it Dwayne Davis

00:52:21.040 Keefe D

00:52:22.920 He was found guilty

00:52:24.180 He was in the car

00:52:25.800 That pulled up alongside Tupac's car

00:52:28.600 In Las Vegas in 1996

00:52:30.420 And shot him to death

00:52:32.120 He was in the car 0.99

00:52:33.960 And he gave the guns

00:52:37.120 To the people that actually pulled the trigger

00:52:38.540 He didn't personally pull the trigger

00:52:40.020 Apparently

00:52:41.360 It was his idea to go and do it

00:52:44.540 He brought the guns and he handed the guns to the shooters

00:52:47.000 And then

00:52:48.940 subsequently has bragged about it for years and years and years all over the place in a book on

00:52:53.500 podcasts in fact in 2008 or 2008 he struck some sort of deal with the police some sort of deal

00:53:04.280 which where he admitted it but i guess he was giving evidence about other things

00:53:10.020 or some sort of deal and then and the police wouldn't talk about it or expose him

00:53:18.940 Because of the deal, a plea bargain or something, I don't know.

00:53:22.360 But then he broke the terms of that deal by talking about it on podcasts and in a book.

00:53:26.580 So then it can now be used against him in a court of law.

00:53:30.660 And he was, and he's been found guilty of murder. 0.50

00:53:34.360 Didn't literally pull the trigger, but still guilty of the murder of Tupac Shakur, Keefe D, Dwayne Davis, leader of the Crips. 0.82

00:53:41.300 The Southside Compton Crips 0.52

00:53:46.140 The former leader of the Southside

00:53:49.980 Compton Crips

00:53:52.780 There is

00:53:56.380 It's been a mystery for 30 years

00:54:00.740 Who was behind the killing of Tupac Shakira

00:54:03.740 This guy 0.82

00:54:04.120 This fat dude 0.99

00:54:06.380 This fat old dude 0.99

00:54:07.240 Probably wasn't 0.95

00:54:11.040 It wasn't old

00:54:12.260 It was less fat 30 years ago

00:54:14.340 But nonetheless

00:54:14.760 There you go

00:54:18.240 Mystery solved

00:54:19.820 Alright there's another story

00:54:24.020 Oh yeah here we go

00:54:25.140 Pakistan deporting millions of Afghans

00:54:28.820 So you can just deport people

00:54:31.380 If you've got a government 0.85

00:54:32.860 With balls you can do it 0.96

00:54:34.940 Yeah 1.00

00:54:35.980 they'll find a really really pale afghan kid oh she's being deported

00:54:43.180 yeah talk about recently a million odd people deported from pakistan back to afghanistan

00:54:53.340 because in the last few years last 20 years plus loads of people have left afghanistan both to iran

00:54:59.780 and pakistan just crossing the border illegally and pakistan and iran have had enough of it

00:55:05.420 trying to pull them back to where they came from

00:55:07.020 yeah

00:55:10.460 and it's as many as 6 million in the last couple of years

00:55:13.640 yeah

00:55:16.700 you can do it, you can just do it

00:55:19.140 Pakistan even saying

00:55:21.080 that there's people that have been

00:55:22.620 that we've given

00:55:23.640 like a residency to

00:55:26.220 a proof of registration cards

00:55:29.080 in Pakistan

00:55:29.680 now Pakistan is saying yeah well we're rescinding that 1.00

00:55:32.600 yeah we're taking that back, you've got to go back to Afghanistan 1.00

00:55:34.800 Because, do you remember, I've talked about it a few times 1.00

00:55:37.400 Once or twice anyway

00:55:39.780 There is a war between Afghanistan and Pakistan

00:55:42.140 Sort of a fairly low burn war

00:55:44.760 But they exchange fire semi-regularly at the moment

00:55:49.200 Have been for six months or more

00:55:51.940 Both sides accusing the other side of doing terrorist stuff

00:55:55.160 In each other's countries

00:55:56.440 Sometimes they fire actual missiles 0.64

00:55:58.800 Well, sometimes Pakistan fires actual missiles into Afghanistan 0.65

00:56:03.080 Anyway, Pakistan decides 1.00

00:56:06.480 Even they, even the Pakistanis 1.00

00:56:08.660 Don't want Afghanis in their country

00:56:10.180 So they're deporting them to the tune of 1.00

00:56:13.100 Between a million and six million

00:56:14.940 Six million Afghanis

00:56:20.820 There you go

00:56:23.280 Modi tried to pour school on Putin

00:56:25.860 For not ending his war

00:56:26.940 Putin is really uncomfortable

00:56:32.260 and shuffling around, squirming Putin.

00:56:34.320 Is he?

00:56:35.700 Is he?

00:56:37.360 Barely.

00:56:39.000 All right, whatever.

00:56:40.800 It would be great if that war could come to an end, 0.98

00:56:42.780 but it's Ukraine that won't bring it to an end, isn't it? 0.98

00:56:45.720 Whenever Zelensky is cornered,

00:56:49.220 rhetorically cornered, painted into a corner,

00:56:51.700 why won't you stop the war?

00:56:53.440 You've lost the Donbass.

00:56:54.780 Why won't you stop it?

00:56:55.600 He falls back on the argument of,

00:56:57.100 well, it's in the Ukrainian constitution.

00:57:00.160 It seemed like my oath to be president.

00:57:02.260 That I can't allow us to lose any sovereign territory.

00:57:07.600 Well, so that's it then.

00:57:09.340 So it's a forever war.

00:57:12.080 Keefy D.

00:57:13.280 Keefy D murdered Tupac.

00:57:14.520 Who was behind it?

00:57:15.700 Alright.

00:57:16.620 Something about Meghan. 0.97

00:57:17.320 Don't care.

00:57:17.920 Something about Meghan. 0.73

00:57:18.560 Don't care.

00:57:19.180 Alright.

00:57:19.660 Let's have a look at On This Day in History.

00:57:21.600 Down through the centuries.

00:57:23.980 Nay, the millennia.

00:57:25.660 On This Day in History.

00:57:26.340 The 1st of September.

00:57:27.280 What happened of note?

00:57:28.220 Let's have a little look-see.

00:57:29.240 What have we got?

00:57:30.080 On This Day in 1715.

00:57:31.340 King Louis XIV, the Sun King

00:57:34.220 Dies after a reign of 72 years

00:57:37.440 The longest of any major European monarch

00:57:39.220 Yeah, it's quite remarkable

00:57:40.240 Louis XIV, fascinating person, the Sun King

00:57:43.340 Became king when he was a little kid

00:57:45.120 He was like four or five years old or something

00:57:47.180 And then he lived to a half-decent old age

00:57:49.440 Too long, really

00:57:51.880 There's a classic thing of old king syndrome

00:57:54.220 We've talked about it before on Epochs

00:57:55.500 Where you're so old that your own children die before you

00:58:01.340 Which means it then has to go probably to one of your grandchildren.

00:58:05.220 And they may be a little kid. 0.87

00:58:06.220 And so you then get another minority monarch, which isn't ideal. 0.99

00:58:11.840 It'll be a power struggle and all sorts of stuff.

00:58:14.160 Anyway, Louis XIV, the Sun King, something like an absolute monarch.

00:58:21.080 Probably a really cool life.

00:58:22.660 It would have been cool to be quantum leaping into someone's life.

00:58:28.060 Louis XIV wouldn't be a bad one.

00:58:29.720 Built Versailles.

00:58:31.900 massive figure in european history 17th 18th century european history pivotal figure louis the 14th

00:58:40.780 not to be confused with louis the 16th who's the one who gets his head chopped off

00:58:44.300 guillotined by the the prison mob not that one his grandfather i'm sorry great grandfather

00:58:53.500 was it great great grandfather because louis the 15th reign for ages anyway anyway all right

00:58:57.580 Alright, moving on. On this day in 1878, first female telephone operator starts work. Does she?

00:59:03.600 Emma Nutt. For the Edwin Holmes Telephone Dispatch Company in Boston. Who cares?

00:59:09.720 You're really clutching at straws. The first female telephone operator, Emma Nutt. This isn't history. 0.96

00:59:16.040 That's not history. As some feminist trying to find something of note. Nonsense. 1.00

00:59:21.340 All right, on this day in 1905, Wilfrid Laurier oversees Alberta and Saskatchewan

00:59:28.300 Joining the Federation of Canada as its 8th and 9th provinces

00:59:31.720 Both separated from the Northwest Territories

00:59:34.080 That's interesting, a little bit interesting, the history of Canada

00:59:37.140 That is a bit interesting, it's later than you might think as well

00:59:40.940 Well, I would thought, 1905, don't you think that's late?

00:59:44.540 You would have thought this stuff might have happened

00:59:46.420 Alberta and Saskatchewan, isn't that in the 18th century?

00:59:49.420 or at least the 19th century no 1905 it's later than i would have thought okay on this day in

00:59:56.620 1939 world war ii begins when germany invades poland by attacking the free city of danzig

01:00:01.740 the danzig corridor yes kicking off world war ii i've said this before obviously kicks off world

01:00:07.780 ii as far as britain is concerned because we declare war on the back of that but many historians

01:00:13.260 you know zooming out once zooming out a bit the history of it is sort of in various ways world

01:00:17.960 war ii had already started you could argue you could argue not as far as britain's concerned

01:00:23.560 but things going on in the east china and japan other things going on in europe

01:00:27.860 anyway that's the classic date the 1st of september 1939 isn't it

01:00:34.260 i was reading a good book who was it it was about six months ago uh he wasn't a really good book

01:00:41.680 about the invasion of Poland, the joint Nazi-Soviet invasion of Poland, how the Nazis went first

01:00:55.400 and the Soviets weren't ready, they're like, oh wait, oh you're doing it, oh, oh, the Nazis 0.59

01:01:00.720 always have to wait a little bit, like they have to wait, they're like, I thought we were 0.80

01:01:03.860 supposed to be joined up thinking, I thought we were supposed to invade both at the same

01:01:07.820 But you just weren't ready 0.86

01:01:08.740 There's one of the things that played into Hitler's thinking 0.94

01:01:11.880 That the Soviets are like clown shoes 0.83

01:01:13.920 They're not actually very good at war 0.95

01:01:15.680 That backfired in the end, didn't it?

01:01:19.400 Alright, on this day in 1941

01:01:20.640 Jews living in Germany are required to wear a yellow Star of David 1.00

01:01:24.000 Hmm, a shame 1.00

01:01:25.580 On this day in 1941

01:01:27.560 US, Australia and New Zealand

01:01:29.400 Signed the ANZUS Mutual Defence Treaty

01:01:31.800 Mildly interesting

01:01:33.920 1951, obviously the height of the Cold War

01:01:36.260 Or not even the height of the Cold War

01:01:37.940 But that connection

01:01:41.100 I think it's interesting to note

01:01:42.560 The connection between the US, Australia and New Zealand

01:01:44.920 And later Britain 1.00

01:01:46.920 Like the Five Eyes

01:01:48.340 Sort of the Anglosphere in some way 0.61

01:01:51.320 Canada as well

01:01:52.460 Canada, the US, Australia, New Zealand, Britain

01:01:54.620 We are all sort of brothers

01:01:56.920 Cousins at least

01:01:58.680 We could all sort of work together

01:02:01.180 In the deepest sense, couldn't we?

01:02:03.400 One way or another

01:02:04.020 Or at least try to

01:02:06.260 Interesting though, I think 1951

01:02:08.880 It's as early as that

01:02:10.240 Even though the Soviets never really, really 0.92

01:02:15.460 Properly tried to make Oceania

01:02:19.340 And Australasia part of their sphere of influence

01:02:22.160 The United States still wanted to make sure 0.79

01:02:24.480 Fair enough

01:02:26.480 And on this day, 1969

01:02:27.880 Colonel Maya Mar-Gaddafi deposes King Idris

01:02:31.480 In the Libyan Revolution 0.69

01:02:33.120 I'm very interested in the life 1.00

01:02:35.060 And adventures of Myanmar Gaddafi 1.00

01:02:37.080 I hate the guy, I think he's disgusting 0.98

01:02:38.600 I won't hear of any apologetics 0.99

01:02:42.100 On behalf of Gaddafi

01:02:43.120 Oh poor Gaddafi was hard pressed by the evil

01:02:46.320 Like US imperialists 0.98

01:02:47.880 The evil European imperialists 0.97

01:02:49.040 I don't care, I don't care 1.00

01:02:50.220 Gaddafi was filth 1.00

01:02:51.540 Murderous filth, an idiot 1.00

01:02:54.440 A weirdo freak 1.00

01:02:57.760 A weirdo murderous freak of a man 0.99

01:03:00.880 You don't end your days by being lynched 0.99

01:03:04.840 By your own people for nothing

01:03:06.060 Do you

01:03:07.800 Alright

01:03:11.720 Let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:03:15.440 Will global church history be in at number one 0.91

01:03:17.640 Will it be a good day

01:03:18.560 Let's have a look

01:03:19.780 No

01:03:24.660 No

01:03:25.880 He's been pipped

01:03:27.140 He's been beat

01:03:28.800 He was in at 6.57

01:03:31.020 but some comedians beat him at 627 calling themselves global jewish history

01:03:39.960 global jewish history okay let's see where this goes they say on this day in history in 1967

01:03:54.120 The three no's were declared

01:03:57.200 In the Arab summit in Khartoum

01:03:59.260 Alright, yeah 0.96

01:04:00.520 No peace with Israel 0.74

01:04:01.660 No recognition of Israel 0.93

01:04:02.940 No negotiation with Israel 0.95

01:04:04.300 Yeah 0.99

01:04:05.080 Yeah

01:04:06.360 And the next one

01:04:08.220 And the next one is also

01:04:09.560 Global church history

01:04:11.020 Five bucks a piece

01:04:12.020 Thanks for that

01:04:12.740 It says

01:04:13.880 This was following the six day war 0.70

01:04:16.360 Right

01:04:16.680 Yeah, 1967 0.96

01:04:17.560 In which Israel launched a pre-emptive force 0.85

01:04:20.720 On all Arab allied nations

01:04:22.540 after six days of fight, Arab nations sued for peace

01:04:26.460 before vowing recrimination later.

01:04:31.500 Right, yeah, yeah, the six-day war.

01:04:37.720 I don't know.

01:04:41.360 Global Jewish history, it's not clear to me 0.99

01:04:44.080 if you're a Gruypa type, not necessarily the biggest fan

01:04:48.120 of Jewishness and Jewish history,

01:04:50.820 or whether you're a super fan of Jewish history. 0.90

01:04:54.320 You know, the Six-Day War was like an all-time brilliant victory for them. 0.73

01:05:01.340 But then reading it, it's sort of like saying the three no's, 0.98

01:05:04.840 no peace with Israel, no recognition of Israel, no negotiation with Israel.

01:05:09.580 Like Israel launched a pre-emptive war.

01:05:12.420 That sort of suggests you're not a fan of Jewish history,

01:05:17.540 But 1.00

01:05:17.800 You've picked out something that is like an all-time

01:05:21.600 W for them

01:05:22.800 No

01:05:24.980 Anyone who doesn't know, Six Day War, 1967

01:05:27.600 Yeah

01:05:29.180 All the Arab nations around Israel 1.00

01:05:31.220 Were going to attack Israel 1.00

01:05:32.700 I mean, it was a matter of record, they were going to 1.00

01:05:35.080 Israel gets wind of it 0.66

01:05:36.540 They do a pre-emptive strike first

01:05:38.360 Knocking out the Egyptian air force 0.81

01:05:41.120 Real quick 1.00

01:05:41.680 Taking the entire

01:05:45.060 Sinai Peninsula 0.94

01:05:46.060 Having a war with Jordan 0.86

01:05:49.660 Real quick 1.00

01:05:50.720 Taking East Jerusalem 0.93

01:05:52.900 And the West Bank 0.81

01:05:54.280 Essentially

01:05:55.020 Places like Hebron

01:05:57.080 And Bethlehem

01:05:58.420 Whatever

01:05:58.740 Then going to war with

01:06:00.780 Lebanon and Syria

01:06:01.700 And taking the Golan Heights

01:06:03.200 Six days flat

01:06:04.700 Sort of a remarkable win 1.00

01:06:08.800 For Israel 1.00

01:06:09.460 Alright thanks Global Jewish History 0.56

01:06:13.480 Global Church History

01:06:15.460 was pipped there though this morning uh no all right but global church history is has got a

01:06:21.540 couple of factors here for us though still how are you this morning sir he says today in 1449

01:06:26.540 the mongols captured emperor ying zong of ming of the ming dynasty but were unable to make any

01:06:33.480 lasting gains oh and that okay i don't know much about that unfortunately medieval chinese history

01:06:39.740 or later mongol that's much later in the mongol period isn't it like genghis khan first takes

01:06:46.540 beijing in like what like 1215 or something 1220 something like that so it's much later much much

01:06:52.500 later mongol chinese history i don't know about it in great detail i'm afraid

01:06:55.840 without history bro'd me there bro can't really add much to that i'm sorry the other one you said

01:07:02.300 is in 1532

01:07:04.080 Anne Boleyn 0.86

01:07:04.800 was made

01:07:05.580 Marquess of Pembroke

01:07:06.720 and they've also said

01:07:09.700 it's the feast of 0.99

01:07:10.680 matriarchs

01:07:11.420 Ruth and Rahab

01:07:12.700 Rahab

01:07:13.740 Rahab

01:07:14.340 I don't know about that either

01:07:16.040 do you know about

01:07:16.740 Anne Boleyn though

01:07:17.340 on my own history

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01:07:26.320 quite literally

01:07:27.240 no exaggeration

01:07:28.220 hundreds of hours

01:07:29.300 of history themed content

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01:07:31.400 built up over five years, got a long series all about Henry VIII, only did earlier this year as

01:07:36.880 well, where of course I talk all about Anne Boleyn, the Lady Anne, the 1530s, yeah a fair few episodes,

01:07:49.680 I can't remember how many it is, four, five, maybe six episodes of Henry VIII, I can't remember how

01:07:53.000 many a small small-ish audiobook level of detail talk all about Anne Boleyn there if you're

01:08:01.000 interested in that okay the next one

01:08:05.060 global Jewish history again says

01:08:09.940 it's continued from before

01:08:12.880 it's exactly the same thing is it you said exactly the same thing again about no peace

01:08:20.140 With Israel, no recognition of Israel

01:08:21.720 No negotiation with Israel 0.87

01:08:23.300 Exactly the same thing, looks like exactly the same thing 0.89

01:08:26.140 Alright, thanks for the

01:08:27.880 Other fiver

01:08:28.900 Oh there's quite a few rumble rants here

01:08:32.080 Loads of them from St. Luke 91

01:08:34.140 Luke Street, Luke Stewart, loads of them

01:08:36.040 From him

01:08:36.360 Okay

01:08:39.520 I'll read through them

01:08:41.880 You say

01:08:43.300 Good day, hope everyone's been good

01:08:46.380 Oh yeah, good day mate, oh yeah, how good

01:08:48.420 making friends can be hard especially when you're surrounded by a lot of lefties who get

01:08:53.420 really butthurt when you say anything that isn't their opinion that's true that's true he said

01:08:59.320 that's part one part two says it's really hard not being abrasive you just get to the point

01:09:04.340 just like effort people i want to speak my mind like you can thank you both for being like-minded

01:09:13.580 enough uh that you don't get upset yeah no i mean i know that that you're surrounded by lefties

01:09:21.340 they're talking lefty nonsense you have to just bite your lip and not say anything because if

01:09:27.220 you say anything they'll just get all annoyed and hurt and ostracize you

01:09:30.520 find some right-leaning friends i mean i know it's easier said than done

01:09:35.540 just find some right-leaning friends i know it's easier said than done

01:09:38.780 Okay

01:09:43.440 Next one

01:09:45.060 On a side tangent

01:09:47.400 Been watching what's been happening

01:09:50.340 With Canada US now

01:09:51.560 That Canada's had a bunch of by-elections

01:09:53.560 With the Liberals won

01:09:55.500 10 Canadian dollars

01:09:57.220 Will now agreed

01:09:59.800 To the deal that they said no to

01:10:01.800 I'm not sure exactly what you're saying

01:10:05.200 10 canadian dollars will now agreed to the deal that they said no to i don't i'm sorry i don't

01:10:13.320 get exactly what you mean what you're saying there but the the us canadian stuff is interesting

01:10:17.940 their relationship i think donald did want to or did did he did he rename lake ontario to lake

01:10:25.700 america did he actually do it i thought i saw a headline where it said he actually did it

01:10:31.980 like he actually signed in the oval office a thing saying that's what it's called now

01:10:36.800 is that right i got that wrong i've got the wrong end of the stick there it happens sometimes

01:10:40.300 okay fool and firebird says luke stewart is absolutely right it's a quirk of our 0.94

01:10:46.700 particular right-wing niche that we often have have hobbies uh that are swarming with lefties 0.96

01:10:53.420 i tried a writing club last year and it's 90 caricature leftists

01:11:00.640 yeah it's a shame yeah a lot of writing a lot of the arts a lot of theater and writing

01:11:08.480 is massively dominated by leftoids yeah yeah i've written a novel or two in the past tried

01:11:16.860 to get them published and it's like and they'll be like about based things about white based

01:11:21.460 things they're just like no thanks no please we need you to write a story about a brown person

01:11:29.240 In Auschwitz

01:11:30.020 Or whatever 0.93

01:11:31.440 Some ridiculous thing 0.92

01:11:33.000 Wearing the striped pyjamas 0.97

01:11:36.340 And making 1.00

01:11:37.460 Jamaican 0.80

01:11:39.000 That's what we want to publish 1.00

01:11:41.060 Or you're not a woman 1.00

01:11:43.100 No thanks then 0.99

01:11:44.320 Yeah

01:11:45.500 The next few are all Luke

01:11:49.820 The next six or so are all Luke Stewart again

01:11:52.220 So I'll whip through them a bit

01:11:54.000 If you don't mind

01:11:54.580 Okay you say

01:11:57.600 Probably become 0.89

01:11:59.240 probably because mums just kill their kids dads try and save their theirs i suppose you mean 0.66

01:12:06.520 is that to do the trial that trial of that woman in america lucy something or other

01:12:11.320 uh i've almost almost deliberately stayed away from that story i'm not interested i get the 0.83

01:12:15.720 picture she's accused of killing her own kids in like a really hot really really horrible horrific

01:12:20.600 way i get it i sort of don't want to get into the weeds and the details of that story and all the

01:12:27.400 the ins and outs of who's reacting to it and who isn't. It's like I deliberately don't

01:12:32.100 want to see snuff footage. I'm not going out and searching the latest bit of footage where

01:12:39.860 someone actually gets killed in the street. I don't want to see it. It hurts my psyche.

01:12:45.460 I don't need to. I've seen enough. Same with this story of this woman, Lucy, whatever her

01:12:49.500 name is. That's me. I get it. I understand. I'm aware of it now. I'm aware of it. I don't

01:12:56.240 to hear the details of what actually went on anyway all right luke again says that silicon

01:13:04.800 dust is like the new asbestos dust didn't realize people were inhaling it and it causes cancer

01:13:10.720 another effing horrible s we've got something similar like this happening in australia

01:13:18.240 it would be really bad it is really bad the only point i was making is that it's

01:13:21.680 there's more important news than that but yeah you're absolutely right really bad yeah if you

01:13:27.040 got it that'd be horrible that would be horrible luke again says i don't know how many people

01:13:32.960 can't drive with thongs i find it much better oh oh thongs sandals i thought he's talking about the

01:13:40.960 type of ladies underwear thong but thong thong thong thong ooh they're dressed so scandalous 0.88

01:13:46.720 and you look at don't sing bow don't sing don't sing the thong song don't do it

01:13:57.440 all night long no i won't sing it i won't sing it all right you're talking about the sandals i

01:14:01.680 think aussie is sometimes called sandals thongs right i find it much better to drive barefoot

01:14:06.800 or with thongs than it is to drive with work boots or any kind of shoe with a solid sole

01:14:14.240 And I can't feel the pedals

01:14:16.140 Well, fair enough

01:14:17.080 I think the problem with sandals

01:14:19.240 Is that it's possible, isn't it

01:14:21.480 To get it hooked under the pedal

01:14:24.080 Or in some way

01:14:25.480 I totally get the idea

01:14:28.400 That you've got more feel

01:14:29.240 With a thinner sole on

01:14:32.660 You could get it hooked in some way

01:14:36.080 Alright, Luke again says 1.00

01:14:37.340 I wish we had more leaders like Bukele

01:14:42.360 Yeah, me too 1.00

01:14:44.960 They go to hell of it

01:14:49.180 They go to hell of it

01:14:51.060 We're dealing with this problem

01:14:53.540 I still love watching people complain about the prisoners

01:14:56.200 But hey, it's safe now

01:14:57.440 Yeah, yeah, but Kelly's great

01:14:58.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:15:00.040 He took on his own sort of leftoid, leftist establishment

01:15:03.340 And to some extent, the world's leftist media

01:15:06.420 And says, I don't care

01:15:07.640 I don't care

01:15:08.860 I'm cleaning up this country

01:15:10.520 I'm getting tough on crime

01:15:12.240 and the causes of crime so they did stuff like that just set up a roadblock somewhere leading

01:15:18.260 into a big city they stop everyone and if you've got a gang tattoo that's it you haven't done

01:15:24.200 anything you haven't necessarily there's no evidence you've done anything wrong but you've

01:15:26.780 got a gang tattoo you're in prison you're in prison now and then you might be effectively

01:15:34.020 on remand for a while a long time before they find out if you are or aren't actually a gang

01:15:39.580 member and even if you even are a gang member and you haven't actually there's no evidence you've

01:15:44.720 done being a part of a part of an actual crime but you are sort of definitely a gang member you're

01:15:51.020 in prison now you're in prison for good not for good not a life sentence but he cleaned up that

01:15:56.700 country didn't care what the socialists and leftists subversive said and the bloody new

01:16:06.240 York Times can go a bit berserk. The Guardian can go a bit berserk about it. Let them. Let 0.89

01:16:11.460 them. Yeah, I like Bukele. I like him. I like the cut of his jib. I'm not taking any nonsense. 0.99

01:16:22.820 Done with that. Our people are getting murdered. Murdered and raped. Our innocent people are

01:16:28.400 getting murdered and raped and intimidated every day. Yeah, I'm going to stop it. Yeah,

01:16:33.420 going to stop it i'm not going to listen to the likes of the globalist media and the leftoids

01:16:39.640 in my own country brilliant good on him brilliant right luke again says can't still forgive forget

01:16:48.680 boris johnson for also keeping us forever all going for also keeping us forever all going at

01:16:56.780 the start we may have had the ukraine in in nato or something right yeah i mean what boris did

01:17:03.260 To scupper the peace deal

01:17:04.520 Near the beginning of the

01:17:05.760 Russia-Ukraine war

01:17:06.680 Yeah, unforgivable

01:17:07.560 Absolutely mad

01:17:09.440 What does Boris Johnson care?

01:17:15.680 Does he just want

01:17:16.860 A million and a half 0.99

01:17:18.720 Ukrainian men to be killed 0.99

01:17:20.140 And God knows how many more maimed 0.99

01:17:22.100 A few hundred thousand Russians killed

01:17:24.580 The whole region destabilised 0.64

01:17:26.000 Is that what he wants?

01:17:28.240 They were close to a peace there

01:17:29.540 Boris Johnson 0.98

01:17:32.240 disgusting freak all right and the last one luke again says sorry meant to say 0.94

01:17:39.680 ten dollars on canada now coming back to agree with the deal

01:17:43.840 that said no to originally which then led to trump changing the name of the lake

01:17:49.220 oh you're just putting you're saying you're just putting ten dollars as a bet on

01:17:59.000 I'll put $10 on that

01:18:01.380 I bet that happens

01:18:03.040 10 quid says this or that happens

01:18:05.500 You're saying that Canada will now come back to the table

01:18:09.800 And do a deal with Trump

01:18:11.700 After he changed the name of Lake Ontario

01:18:13.980 Maybe

01:18:14.880 Is that what you're saying?

01:18:15.900 I think that's what you're saying

01:18:16.360 Maybe

01:18:17.500 Maybe

01:18:18.500 Who knows?

01:18:21.220 We'll see

01:18:21.520 We'll see

01:18:22.320 Watch this space

01:18:23.060 The ball is largely in Canada's court

01:18:25.180 Isn't it really? 0.88

01:18:25.800 The United States can

01:18:27.980 Continue 0.98

01:18:29.360 Without Canada

01:18:33.140 Reasonably

01:18:35.820 Okay

01:18:36.360 Canada needs the United States much more

01:18:39.820 Doesn't it? Economically

01:18:40.780 It just does

01:18:42.120 It's the biggest market for them

01:18:45.620 Isn't it? Obviously

01:18:46.180 Alright

01:18:48.180 Let's have a look at the YouTube ones

01:18:50.560 Let's look at the YouTube ones today

01:18:52.540 Harry you need to bring that up for me

01:18:54.040 If you don't mind, please make it so, and engage.

01:18:56.920 There it is.

01:18:57.540 All right.

01:18:58.960 It's a bit more like it.

01:18:59.880 We've got a dozen or 20-odd here.

01:19:02.680 Yesterday, we only had a few.

01:19:03.560 I don't know what that was.

01:19:04.320 The figures are right.

01:19:05.180 The numbers are right.

01:19:06.060 We had 10,000 watching.

01:19:07.960 Or not one time.

01:19:10.660 By the end of the stream,

01:19:11.540 there's about 10,000 people had clicked on it at one point or other.

01:19:14.440 Which reminds me, do hit the thumbs up on this.

01:19:17.560 Don't say that enough.

01:19:18.260 I need to say that more.

01:19:19.220 I need to start saying that more.

01:19:22.000 Hit the thumbs up on this stream.

01:19:23.100 make sure you're subscribed to the channel get the bell on whack ye olde bell on don't cost you

01:19:31.320 anything that all right let's have a look at the super chats we've got possible pilot deviation

01:19:37.300 5791 says it's 1am in utah are you calling from utah i've been to utah i went to salt flats once

01:19:43.200 in the mid 90s when i was a teenager and i'm just now going to bed have a great day bo and the rest

01:19:49.320 of the chosen few the glorious band thank you sir possible pilot deviation have a good sleep

01:19:53.280 no night night night night shatter then night sleep well hope the big bugs don't bite okay

01:20:02.980 cg ma'am says feras covered india only to mock it and say china is better i know cg ma'am really

01:20:10.760 cares about india stuff rightly too rightly too yeah okay you're saying feras only covered india

01:20:18.120 to mock it and say china is better okay nothing on its role in uk auto steel batteries and pharma

01:20:26.940 where they control 50 50 percent of our suppliers or india as the largest private employer bo cover

01:20:33.500 this instead oh well at some point then i guess i will talk about it a bit next time it's like

01:20:39.480 okay next time it's in the news something about tartar steel or something i'll do a good five

01:20:45.580 minutes solid five ten minutes on it for you because you're right you're right to bring

01:20:50.260 attention to it absolutely so fresh did cover it but not like how you would like him to not

01:20:56.460 like really doing it any justice well sorry to hear that i'll have a word with mr modad

01:21:06.080 what are you playing at sir no you can his content is up to him isn't it what he wants to do

01:21:13.060 whatever he wants to do let's just say next time it comes up in the news sort of organically i'll

01:21:18.380 do five ten minutes on it for you i will all right mqss says what a bonnie blue suit you're

01:21:28.340 wearing today yeah i'm blue i live in a house with blue windows i'm blue today all blue

01:21:41.220 Bonnie blue suit

01:21:43.420 She had a kid, didn't she? 0.96

01:21:46.340 Saw that turn up on my timeline

01:21:47.440 Poor kid

01:21:49.140 What's your mum's job? 0.98

01:21:55.600 What did your mum used to do? 0.96

01:21:56.860 Don't worry about it 0.68

01:21:57.960 Don't worry about it

01:21:59.960 Let's talk about something else 0.83

01:22:01.000 Anime Chud Party 1.00

01:22:04.740 That's their name 0.96

01:22:05.440 They've called themselves

01:22:06.120 At Anime Chud Party

01:22:07.720 They've said

01:22:09.680 Unfortunately a lot of news

01:22:10.980 outlets are just slop yeah yeah mostly yeah the legacy corporate lamestream media is a truly

01:22:17.380 subversive pretty evil thing and yet it does dominate the discourse there's still millions

01:22:23.500 upon millions upon millions of normies who rely upon it for their view of reality

01:22:28.060 crazy isn't it crazy that's why it's important that's why this show exists

01:22:34.000 you can't just step over you can't just ignore it because the majority of people still don't

01:22:40.140 So therefore it matters, unfortunately

01:22:41.760 All we can do, people like us, is highlight the absurdities

01:22:46.740 It is still of importance in that sense

01:22:50.900 Dying though, isn't it?

01:22:54.860 Dying though

01:22:55.640 The old school legacy news outlets 1.00

01:22:58.360 Dying on their ass, really 1.00

01:23:00.180 In various ways 1.00

01:23:01.820 Alternative media is the future

01:23:07.360 Fairly obviously

01:23:09.340 Alright

01:23:10.980 Uber based boomer

01:23:12.560 Just says

01:23:13.040 Ha

01:23:13.400 Oh I talked about 1.00

01:23:16.200 Based boomers 1.00

01:23:16.740 Had a little pop at boomers 0.99

01:23:17.640 Didn't I 1.00

01:23:17.980 But

01:23:19.060 Did a little stand 0.97

01:23:20.740 For the based boomer

01:23:21.700 Based boomer 0.84

01:23:24.420 Go based boomers 1.00

01:23:26.200 Usually 1.00

01:23:28.180 When you find a proper 1.00

01:23:29.220 Based boomer 1.00

01:23:29.700 They've dialed it up to 11 1.00

01:23:30.640 They don't care

01:23:32.120 They've lived their life

01:23:34.500 They don't care anymore

01:23:35.180 You can't cancel them

01:23:36.060 They're already retired

01:23:37.160 Or whatever

01:23:37.500 They've got their nest egg 1.00

01:23:38.480 they finished their mortgage you can't cancel them go base boomers okay i'm it's just a shame 0.50

01:23:45.060 they are in the minority okay emily for restore says b please give a shout out to the save europe

01:23:51.820 act petition yeah mr h reviews nate nate's like the national nate of state of politics

01:23:59.140 is the national uh organizer for that yeah save europe act yeah sign the petition go and find it

01:24:06.800 Google it, find it, it's a petition thing

01:24:08.880 Do it, do it now

01:24:12.120 Do it, do it now

01:24:14.160 Emily Forrestore says

01:24:17.420 We need to get one million signatures

01:24:19.400 Your bud Nate is head of the Brit chapter

01:24:21.680 Yeah, yeah, right, sorry

01:24:22.420 Should have read that before I went off on one

01:24:24.300 Yeah

01:24:25.260 Sort of a

01:24:27.500 Sort of

01:24:29.260 It's not party politics

01:24:30.740 Those people that say

01:24:32.180 I want to do stuff

01:24:33.360 Like these elite theorist types

01:24:35.140 They say

01:24:36.800 Not interested in the ballot box

01:24:38.520 But there is still loads of stuff you could do

01:24:40.980 Isn't this one of the things you could do?

01:24:44.140 It's not party politics

01:24:45.380 It is political

01:24:46.340 But it's not party politics

01:24:48.240 It's something that's supposed to be above that

01:24:50.400 Something that's supposed to transcend

01:24:52.700 Party politics

01:24:54.680 Electoral politics

01:24:56.440 No one's running for office here

01:24:58.560 The Save Europe Act

01:25:01.080 It is political of course

01:25:03.620 Though still

01:25:04.180 Trying to put pressure on the European Union

01:25:05.900 the save europe act yes please do sign the petition it's a worthy it's a worthy thing

01:25:13.400 when you look into it what it is trying to put pressure on the european union 1.00

01:25:16.900 it's like stop flooding europe with millions and millions of third world beast men 0.91

01:25:21.620 okay next one is also emily forrestore remigration is okay for everyone else save europe yeah 1.00

01:25:31.100 Pakistan do it 1.00

01:25:33.100 We're deporting millions of Afghans 1.00

01:25:36.580 Yeah 1.00

01:25:37.440 All throughout history, all over the place

01:25:39.780 There's been forced mass re-migrations of people

01:25:42.120 All over the place, even in modern times

01:25:44.260 The idea that you just can't

01:25:48.320 Nonsense

01:25:49.080 You just need a government with the will

01:25:52.260 The level of power enough to get it done

01:25:55.660 And the will to do it

01:25:57.300 I say that's all it requires

01:26:00.340 That's a really big ask isn't it

01:26:01.680 But the idea that it just can't be done

01:26:04.760 Nonsense

01:26:05.580 Nonsense

01:26:07.120 You can't do it 1.00

01:26:12.460 You must just have your demographic forever ruined

01:26:15.100 Because of Tony Blair and Boris Johnson

01:26:17.460 No, no, no, no, no

01:26:18.780 We can reverse it

01:26:20.300 Okay, James Lee Pevenhole says

01:26:24.140 1775

01:26:25.300 Richard Penn and Arthur Lee

01:26:28.140 Of the colonies

01:26:29.880 Hand petition

01:26:32.080 To Earl of Dartmouth

01:26:33.560 For a report

01:26:36.480 With Great Britain

01:26:37.600 A report with Great Britain

01:26:40.060 King George III refused

01:26:42.240 Refused it blank

01:26:43.960 Oh okay

01:26:46.180 This is the United States

01:26:47.320 The War of Independence 0.96

01:26:48.240 Right 0.74

01:26:48.760 Yeah

01:26:50.240 King George III

01:26:52.120 King George III was one of the last people to 0.74

01:26:54.760 Accept

01:26:57.060 That

01:26:59.620 The 13 colonies

01:27:00.840 What became the United States of America

01:27:02.760 Had broken away

01:27:05.400 And that they were going to break away

01:27:07.060 He was in denial

01:27:08.220 Throughout the whole process

01:27:09.860 That it was happening in the first place

01:27:11.600 And then when it had happened

01:27:12.740 It was a fate of complete

01:27:13.620 Just in denial massively

01:27:15.380 He was genuinely

01:27:18.400 Genuinely hurt

01:27:19.940 And butt hurt

01:27:20.700 For the rest of his life

01:27:22.260 George III

01:27:23.320 okay cohen 226 says cole benjamin

01:27:31.120 i can't read that you've paid $19.99 but i can't really read that

01:27:39.840 yeah just for t's and c's this is reasonably funny what you've put i won't deny that

01:27:47.320 but this show's supposed to be i can't say anything i can't say swear words and i can't

01:27:51.920 same thing that's too blue and of course there's t's and c's if it's too it's too really like

01:27:58.360 genuinely racist or bigoted i'm not i don't i can't get the channel yeeted or arrested so

01:28:04.980 there's certain things i can't say help me out here guys and it's not just me because i'm a coward

01:28:10.580 it's because the channel will get yeeted if we go down the pub irl i'll say these things i'll talk

01:28:19.160 I'll talk much more freely

01:28:20.160 But whilst it's on the internet

01:28:22.000 And this show is supposed to be clean

01:28:25.260 Relatively clean

01:28:26.240 So sorry Cohen226

01:28:29.000 I'm not going to read that out

01:28:29.840 But it is reasonably funny what you've put

01:28:32.920 For anyone who's wondering

01:28:35.820 It's just a bit blue

01:28:36.520 It's not ultra racist or anything

01:28:38.060 It's a bit blue

01:28:39.720 Okay Kiefer Brown 1337 says

01:28:44.820 Keithy D was pacifist before singing with Eamon Records

01:28:51.740 Eamon Holmes turned Dwayne Davis, Keithy D into a killer

01:28:58.640 Are you suggesting there, Kiefer Brown?

01:29:03.840 Eamon Holmes to blame, ultimately, for Tupac Shakur's killing

01:29:07.380 Only joking, get well soon, Eames

01:29:10.720 If there's anyone, I can't believe there's many people watching the Bo Show who don't know this

01:29:14.240 but it's an in joke

01:29:14.900 I once accidentally confused

01:29:16.760 Eamon Holmes with Hugh Edwards

01:29:18.460 accusing Eamon Holmes

01:29:20.260 of the crimes of Hugh Edwards

01:29:21.620 just got it wrong

01:29:23.580 my brain's thinking Hugh Edwards

01:29:25.540 my mouth's just saying Eamon Holmes

01:29:27.000 just completely wrong

01:29:27.740 worst blooper on this show

01:29:29.040 in eight months

01:29:29.720 nine months

01:29:30.280 totally wrong

01:29:31.940 terrible

01:29:32.540 it's now an in joke

01:29:34.240 that people accuse Eamon Holmes

01:29:35.860 of all sorts of things

01:29:36.700 he obviously didn't do

01:29:37.980 but Eamon Holmes is very ill

01:29:39.820 at the moment

01:29:40.160 get well soon Ames

01:29:40.900 all joking aside

01:29:41.680 in all honesty

01:29:42.500 get well soon mate

01:29:43.240 if you can

01:29:44.240 okay luke stewart the same st luke luke street 91 luke stewart over here on youtube says

01:29:54.400 probably reason why oil hasn't jumped a hell of a lot is probably due to alberta premier apparently

01:30:01.980 is making a deal with the u.s and venezuela made a deal but i could be wrong that's my opinion

01:30:06.600 that's interesting the united states on its own all on its own is a net exporter of crude oil

01:30:12.640 West Texas

01:30:14.560 The amount of fracking

01:30:15.920 The fracking industry in the United States now

01:30:17.840 Is gigantic 0.89

01:30:18.320 And they took over Venezuela

01:30:22.020 Or some sort of vassal state

01:30:23.900 In some way

01:30:24.460 Haven't they?

01:30:28.760 It's not just the United States

01:30:30.080 Is it?

01:30:30.280 The rest of the world

01:30:31.020 Relied on not just crude

01:30:32.960 But also natural gas

01:30:35.460 Light natural gas

01:30:36.200 And other things

01:30:37.260 Fertilisers and things

01:30:38.420 That came from inside the Persian Gulf

01:30:40.480 And out through the Straits of Hormuz

01:30:41.680 But what you've said there may well be a part of it

01:30:45.880 Well it will be all part of the broader, bigger picture

01:30:49.000 So there you go, okay, yeah

01:30:53.120 Canada, outside of like Arabia

01:30:56.120 Outside that part of the world, the Persian Gulf region

01:30:58.280 Canada is one of the places, along with the United States

01:31:01.860 Got the most natural reserves of oil

01:31:04.780 Canada, yeah

01:31:07.080 Okay, Callum29D says

01:31:11.160 The true essence of leftism is self-interest

01:31:16.360 Yes, that's true

01:31:17.620 That's true

01:31:20.840 That was my Kramer impression

01:31:22.800 The true essence of leftism is self-interest

01:31:26.040 On contact with reality, they'll retreat

01:31:29.800 It's important we don't protect them 0.93

01:31:31.980 Traitors become cowards, yeah 0.52

01:31:33.740 Yeah, oh, that's true

01:31:35.060 Couldn't disagree with anything you've said there

01:31:37.940 Yeah

01:31:38.540 Most leftists

01:31:41.140 When it comes down to it

01:31:42.340 Or scratch the surface even

01:31:44.300 Are moral cowards 0.99

01:31:45.700 Physical and moral cowards 0.98

01:31:47.500 Yeah 0.60

01:31:47.720 Yeah

01:31:49.320 Stu Sutton 1977

01:31:52.700 Sometimes Stu's first in

01:31:54.180 Sometimes

01:31:55.160 Not today though

01:31:56.360 Cheers though for all the super chat Stu

01:31:58.500 Stu Sutton 1977 says

01:32:00.440 Tupac was a fraud

01:32:01.820 E-homie Holmes is a true gangster 0.97

01:32:05.720 If Tupac was a fraud

01:32:08.200 He was basically a theatre kid, wasn't he?

01:32:10.340 He made out like he was some rock-hard gangster

01:32:13.120 He was a theatre kid 0.85

01:32:14.520 Some suggest he might have been a homosexualist as well

01:32:20.300 Although he was convicted of sex crime against a woman

01:32:24.760 Though, also

01:32:25.740 Oh yeah, T-Pack was a convicted sex criminal 0.91

01:32:28.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1.00

01:32:29.540 A gang rape

01:32:35.160 That's what we're talking about, yeah

01:32:36.940 I think it was a gang

01:32:39.280 It was two of them

01:32:39.940 I think two of them

01:32:40.820 In a hotel room 0.99

01:32:41.840 With a girl

01:32:44.260 He said 1.00

01:32:45.480 They raped her 0.98

01:32:47.300 And he was convicted of it 0.98

01:32:48.700 Loads and loads of incidents

01:32:50.880 Of getting into fights

01:32:51.760 And theft

01:32:52.240 And gun related crime

01:32:53.800 Loads

01:32:54.280 Loads

01:32:55.080 How he wasn't

01:32:55.960 He was only 25

01:32:56.840 When he died

01:32:58.080 T-Pack 1.00

01:32:58.740 He made out like

01:33:03.260 He was a proper gangster

01:33:04.140 Not really

01:33:04.720 He was a theatre kid

01:33:06.040 Who then

01:33:07.000 LARPed as a gangster

01:33:08.780 One time

01:33:11.140 Some gunplay was going off

01:33:12.740 Some bullets went off

01:33:13.540 A stray bullet

01:33:14.160 Accidentally hit a little kid

01:33:15.460 And killed it

01:33:16.240 And he had to settle out of court

01:33:19.420 Because the family

01:33:22.480 Took him on some sort of civil

01:33:24.200 Civil case for it

01:33:26.020 And he paid loads and loads of money for that

01:33:28.720 Responsible for killing a little kid 0.66

01:33:31.140 And a sexual assault

01:33:33.320 A serious sexual assault

01:33:35.940 Tupac Secure, that's who he was 1.00

01:33:38.520 A complete scumbag 1.00

01:33:40.140 An absolute scumbag 1.00

01:33:42.440 And ultimately a fraud 1.00

01:33:44.820 He got Thug Life tattooed across his stomach

01:33:47.260 You're a theatre kid mate

01:33:49.020 You're quite a camp theatre kid

01:33:51.280 Thug Life, yeah right, yeah okay 0.95

01:33:54.400 Yeah, sure, sure

01:33:56.800 Tatum2733 says

01:34:00.660 Laugh all you want Bo

01:34:02.940 But when I rule the world 0.99

01:34:04.980 my Praetorians shall see you and glue the bleach blonde wig on and you'll still do the show next

01:34:12.760 day he made a joke yesterday didn't he take him that when he's ruler of the world I will have a

01:34:18.280 head of hair one way or another see the jokes on you this is a bald cap I've already got a full

01:34:29.940 head of hair under this there is a blonde afro a bushy bushy blonde hairdo under this bald cap

01:34:36.340 so all i need to do to fulfill your your wildest dreams is just whip off this bald cap 0.98

01:34:44.020 okay jig jag jug xyz that's what they've called themselves says bonnie blue she needed the money 1.00

01:34:55.760 Dice Clay

01:34:57.180 So I know Dice Clay

01:35:00.620 The old 80's comedian right

01:35:02.760 Oh

01:35:04.860 Bada boom bada bing

01:35:05.920 Dice Clay

01:35:07.300 Did he do a joke 1.00

01:35:09.420 Bonnie Blue she needed the money

01:35:11.780 God I can't remember much of

01:35:14.460 Dice Clay's stand up now 1.00

01:35:16.460 Little Miss Muffet 0.99

01:35:19.800 Sanna Tuffet

01:35:21.220 Anyone who knows

01:35:22.420 You've never heard of Dice Clay I take it little Harry

01:35:24.680 No

01:35:25.560 Okay

01:35:26.200 It'd have to be

01:35:27.380 It was reasonably funny

01:35:31.200 It's the same jokes over and over again

01:35:32.780 But it's reasonably funny

01:35:33.980 I guess that was a bit

01:35:35.140 She needed the money 1.00

01:35:36.020 Bunny Blue 0.99

01:35:38.220 She needed the money 1.00

01:35:40.480 Oh 0.85

01:35:41.120 I'll stop doing it now

01:35:43.300 People who don't know Dice Clay

01:35:44.500 They're not getting it

01:35:45.460 I'll move on

01:35:50.080 Okay

01:35:50.480 Oh it's the last one here

01:35:51.300 Last one here 1.00

01:35:52.260 Boycott China

01:35:56.040 Boycott China

01:35:58.880 Sorry

01:35:59.200 Went to one word

01:36:00.220 I do struggle to read it sometimes

01:36:01.440 Boycott China 5400 says

01:36:04.320 Christ is the rock the West rests upon 0.83

01:36:09.960 Well

01:36:11.680 Since the first century

01:36:14.900 The West, European, Western history and culture

01:36:19.200 Is much older than the first century AD though isn't it

01:36:21.940 So, it's much older than the Augustan age.

01:36:26.700 Christ is supposed to have been born during the age of Augustus

01:36:29.040 and died during the age of Tiberius.

01:36:30.740 Of course, there's lots and lots of history and culture that predates that.

01:36:34.860 Okay, here we are.

01:36:36.780 It's now 36 minutes past nine in the a.m. British summertime

01:36:40.060 on Tuesday the 1st of September in the year of Our Lord,

01:36:44.280 2026, pinch punch first of the month.

01:36:48.040 Thank you for joining me.

01:36:49.240 Without you guys, it isn't a thing.

01:36:50.600 we appreciate that um thank you for joining me the glorious band the chosen few try make the

01:36:55.700 best of the day ahead if you can you know copy dmc's today if you can i know it's not always

01:37:00.060 possible when you've got a proper adult life with loads and loads of responsibilities you've got to

01:37:03.320 do but if you can you're at liberty to spend the time however you want today try and do something

01:37:07.540 valuable with it i don't get too preachy but try to do something valuable with it because it's the

01:37:11.480 most valuable thing the most precious thing you have by orders of magnitude is your time

01:37:16.340 are more precious than any gold or silver or cars or houses you might ever own you can't take that

01:37:21.720 with you try make the best of your time it's in your interest all right until tomorrow morning

01:37:27.400 then take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 01, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 1st September 2026

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