The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Christmas Podcast ｜ The Shocking Truth About Hitler's Balls

00:00:00.000 I hope the Christmas period is treating you all well and that you're all having a very merry time

00:00:16.820 and despite the fact that we're filming this at the end of November you'll be watching this

00:00:22.260 around Christmas but it's important to know in between all of the Christmas cheer all of the

00:00:28.960 dinners all of the bickering with family that even though it's a very very merry time of year

00:00:34.600 politics doesn't stop history never ceases and it's never a bad time for some political analysis

00:00:43.740 serious political analysis which is why I want to talk to you today about Adolf Hitler's balls

00:00:50.820 and put forward to you the thesis that in fact Adolf Hitler having only one ball and a malformed

00:01:01.300 micropenis is deathly serious and all of liberal democracy rests on this fact I'm being serious

00:01:11.900 by the way I mean it honestly like liberal democracy is heavily invested in Adolf Hitler having a micropenis

00:01:18.880 I'm interested to see where this is going so to put my thesis in a more serious manner I this is

00:01:26.940 this is uh this is something that I intend to prove as we go through here the thesis of this is that

00:01:33.260 liberal democracy is seen and touted as the perfect end form of government that no sane man would

00:01:42.720 oppose therefore any man who opposes it must either be one mad or two trying to overcompensate for sexual

00:01:54.200 or otherwise physical and mental inadequacies by assuming totalitarian control over the government

00:02:01.480 and this applies to all enemies of liberal democracy even if they don't actually oppose liberal or democratic

00:02:08.920 forms of governance it can be put on to people who embody a kind of strong man archetype of leader

00:02:17.840 which is seen as an opposite end to liberal democratic norms and culture why are you not weak like me you

00:02:25.840 must be compensating for something it's like that is exactly it it's like the people who say like oh why

00:02:32.280 are you going to the gym to lift weights what are you compensating for something I am actually which is

00:02:37.240 weakness yeah it's it's the incredibly sedentary form of life that we live these days which makes

00:02:43.600 everybody surprisingly wise yeah everybody fat and unhealthy and messes with all and miserable yeah

00:02:48.780 and miserable and it messes with your hormones which contributes to you being miserable if you're

00:02:53.120 not producing testosterone or enough testosterone so that's a good reason to lift it's essentially

00:02:57.640 rebellion against becoming a bug person um but that's outside of the remit of this particular one

00:03:05.040 i lift because i'm not a bug we need to discuss the mental and sexual problems of liberal democracy's

00:03:11.400 enemies so as evidence for point one that being enemies of liberal democracy must be mad

00:03:17.280 i present to you the reaction to vladimir putin around the beginning of 2022 when russia invaded ukraine

00:03:27.320 starting the still ongoing at the time of recording ukraine-russian war and the many many many articles

00:03:34.960 that were written about how mad putin is how he was a madman surrounded by people who are unable to

00:03:41.800 control him they try and hem him in but they're unable to because his brain just doesn't work and

00:03:48.020 you can see this article from vanity fair is an excellent example written by bess levin who i'm sure has

00:03:53.720 nothing against the russian state historically report an increasingly frustrated putin a madman with

00:04:00.540 nuclear weapons is lashing out at his inner circle here we see everything here he's a madman he's got

00:04:08.300 access to nukes he's lashing out he's unable to be controlled by the more sensible people around him

00:04:14.740 we have another article here from last year in fact from the telegraph putin is not the only evil

00:04:22.340 madman in russia therefore putting on the moral condemnation of him being evil but also the mental

00:04:29.780 stigma of him being a madman because he is outside of liberal democratic norms and seen as a dictator

00:04:36.120 a strong man he must be mentally deficient in some way because if he wasn't he would allow there to be

00:04:43.220 democratic elections legitimate democratic elections and would allow for his country to become fake brown

00:04:48.920 gay only a madman would spend three hours talking about russian history in an interview that's the

00:04:55.160 act of a crazed lunatic i mean they would also slowly going through his country's history they would also

00:05:00.340 argue that some kind of interest and knowledge of your own people and country's history would be

00:05:08.240 indicative of some kind of insufficiency in your own personal life you're only interested in the

00:05:13.640 achievements of those that came before you because you're unable to achieve anything in your own life

00:05:18.840 the russian history is like one of the most interesting countries histories going

00:05:22.640 i've read lots of russian history it's fascinating it is a very very interesting country with a

00:05:28.800 a lot of very significant events in its in its past but again they would argue that your interest in

00:05:36.420 that if you were a russian would be to do with the fact that you can't do anything in your own life

00:05:40.680 so you put you steal the achievements of those that came before you anyway let me tell you why

00:05:45.280 you're so evil for victimizing my ancestors is that kind of circular logic that's pathologizing people

00:05:51.800 because we live in an age of great pathologizing multiculturalism includes the politics of guilt

00:05:58.300 as paul gottfried argued all the way back in 2003 and moving on to evidence for point two in the modern era

00:06:05.640 we have the depiction of donald trump this is going back to 2016 and 2015 during his initial

00:06:12.920 election run before he was uh elected in his first term where one of the big points that they were

00:06:19.060 arguing was that donald trump have itty bitty tiny penis i wish i could do a trump impression right now

00:06:26.280 it's like it's a big penis it's huge i've heard from many women i've never had a bad review they all say

00:06:33.280 that he's got the most enormous penis ever it's terrific they all had a great time you can ask

00:06:38.380 anybody well the media did decide to try and ask somebody that being stormy daniels this was back

00:06:45.340 in 2018 during his first term uh who said that he had a uh a very a very very small penis again they

00:06:53.440 just want to make sure that you know donald trump his whole strongman schtick all of this and i'm not

00:06:58.400 a fan of donald trump at the moment i think his second term has not been great thus far

00:07:03.620 but still this idea that he is a strong man he's outside of liberal democratic norms how do we explain

00:07:11.320 that could it be that there is a different value set that he adheres by could it be that he has

00:07:18.340 different reasons for believing in things that we do that led him to different conclusions no he must

00:07:24.080 be mad he must have small penis that he is trying to overcompensate there's a strange sort of unwritten

00:07:31.540 argument here that if you're insane you have a small penis therefore wisdom must be stored in the penis

00:07:37.640 i mean it only makes sense the kinds of people who make these arguments i think you'll find if you look

00:07:43.180 into their own psyche are obsessed obsessed with sex to a again a pathological degree and they're

00:07:53.960 obsessed with making everything dirty and unclean and desecrating things if i can be an armchair

00:08:01.200 psychologist absent of an armchair the obsession with something sort of implies a lack of it doesn't

00:08:09.000 it it sort of suggests that uh they're overcompensating it may also just be a cultural

00:08:15.740 thing as well uh there's another there's a vanity fair report from uh 2021 written by best levin again

00:08:23.140 wow uh interestingly enough she's uh she's showing evidence for both of these points that i'm trying

00:08:29.940 to make here report trump once defended the size and shape of his penis to penis to a senior staffer

00:08:35.560 because he considered that a normal thing to do well one i don't even know if that's true

00:08:39.900 two everybody else was obsessed with it first also by saying he defended it that implies that it was

00:08:48.480 brought up before he brought it up doesn't it i mean it was by the media exactly who even scoured for

00:08:54.920 bad faith articles and interviews with people who used to know him who might want to make a little

00:09:00.660 bit of money smearing him because just because you've got a source that tells you something

00:09:05.540 doesn't mean that source may or may not be lying and i'm not saying that to try and defend trump in

00:09:10.360 any way i'm just saying that the media's obsession and uh defenders of liberal democracy's obsession

00:09:16.160 with people's penis size is a very strange quirk of modern political discussion and it goes on even to

00:09:24.380 this day with the recent south park parodies of him which as far as south park parodies go i mean we

00:09:31.920 watched an episode for a lad's hour a few weeks a few months ago uh it was very disappointing as

00:09:37.020 far as south park parodies go this is probably the weakest i've ever seen from them because they are

00:09:42.240 still going for the donald trump have small penis donald trump is literally hitler donald trump is

00:09:48.420 so evil that he's dating the devil and the devil is uncomfortable with the things that donald

00:09:54.020 trump wants to do all mexicans go to heaven that was literally part of the episode that we watched

00:09:58.980 very very strange it's a weird thing to say as well because donald trump's politics are that of

00:10:04.960 you know a 90s new york democrat his politics are basically 1993 bill clinton exactly um it's it's such

00:10:15.240 a bizarre thing because if you objectively look at trump's policies and then you look at those of

00:10:20.420 clinton or even some of obama's uh they're the same or in some cases more radical from the democrats

00:10:27.420 than trump and so i think the reason both you and i are quite critical of him is that we wanted you know

00:10:34.520 more radicalism the democrats nightmare version of trump yes we didn't want the actual version of trump

00:10:41.760 this article written by tyler foggott interesting name don't mispronounce that one

00:10:46.160 um and it's strange to see this still going around in the year of 2025 when this this whole smear has

00:10:55.800 been going around since 2015 but i think you'll find that when people who are big defenders of the

00:11:04.740 modern era our modern culture multiculturalism etc when you start to examine how it is how long they can

00:11:12.280 hold on to these claims for and how far they can go in pursuing them uh you realize they can hold

00:11:18.360 on to this stuff for a very very long time which brings us to the main subject of today's segment

00:11:23.560 which is a recent documentary by channel 4 called hitler's dna blueprint of a dictator which is where

00:11:33.340 many of the claims that i will be examining come from now i want to preface this by saying i'm not

00:11:40.060 defending hitler in any way not that i feel like i have to say this i'm not trying to justify any of

00:11:46.060 the actions that his regime took i just find it very very interesting that he can't be a dictator

00:11:53.340 who was leading an opposing nation that we went to war with and lost and he can't be remembered

00:12:00.940 historically in that way even for the horrible things that his regime did they have to pathologize

00:12:07.200 and psychoanalyze him to the extent that they very dubiously track down a copy of his a copy of his

00:12:16.520 dna that they found through very dubious sources which i'll be getting into and try to find what

00:12:23.360 was wrong with him genetically they have to go down to the base of his genome to try and find out why he

00:12:30.820 was such an evil madman where they also try to determine that hitler had ever so small penis

00:12:36.800 so to fight hitler they had to rely on genetics i'm just i noticed that as well it's interesting how

00:12:45.380 all of a sudden we're biological determinists when it comes to hitler the only way to fight hitler is

00:12:53.320 to become hitler that's what i'm getting from this basically and also blueprint of a dictator makes

00:13:00.040 hitler sound like the platonic ideal of a dictator just like this is the blueprint you need if you

00:13:04.820 want the well again within our modern culture he is he basically is they need to say hitler had

00:13:13.620 small penis means donald trump has small penis means you donald trump supporter at home also have

00:13:21.040 small penis which is why you support donald trump which is why we make the comparisons between donald

00:13:26.600 trump's politics and hitler's politics this is why i say it's actually foundational to the regime

00:13:32.920 that somebody like hitler this is the linchpin to liberalism you pull this out and the whole thing

00:13:38.720 comes crashing down it all rests on hitler's balls it's all the politics of guilt and the politics of

00:13:43.880 shame and this is just one of the great ways that they go about shaming people i'm being totally

00:13:50.320 serious if you wonder why they want to pathologize you at home it's because they started off

00:13:55.600 pathologizing hitler and the german people more broadly following the second world war he can't

00:14:02.020 just be an enemy opponent who lost and did terrible things we have to go to his genetic blueprint to

00:14:08.920 find out what made him tick so that we can socially engineer you not to be the same which on the basis of

00:14:15.580 your implication would also seem to imply to make sure that nobody would be fascists in the future

00:14:21.740 they would have to genetically engineer us all to have enormous penises i'm willing to hear them

00:14:27.600 out perhaps we can come to a agreement here perhaps there can be a middle ground found but funnily

00:14:35.880 enough just to just to say you don't actually have to go into this kind of weird obsessive genetic

00:14:41.780 cul-de-sac to to find weird things about hitler it's it's in like many normal mainstream biographies that

00:14:49.800 you can read of him that uh by all contemporary reports of him he was very lazy i'm being i'm

00:14:57.240 being i've not heard that one right here before he was lazy he liked to sleep in till noon he would

00:15:02.380 stay up till 3 or 4 a.m watching films he's just like me right yeah he was he was literally you the

00:15:09.540 sensitive young man watching this yeah he like this was this was one of the reasons that some put down

00:15:16.860 to his um uh some of the problems that meant that he lost the war was that he was kind of unfocused

00:15:24.020 on a lot of things and he would be very lazy he would sleep in till noon half of his day he would

00:15:30.480 spend reading and going for walks like he was not the most focused guy in the world he was not some

00:15:36.180 pathology pathologic madman but they need him to be to maintain today's order so going on to actually

00:15:45.280 the research behind all of this and explaining some of the problems with it and how again they

00:15:51.460 are taking the most as a scientist yourself you'll see a lot of the problems going through this

00:15:56.940 and they're taking some very lazy shortcuts themselves so that they can try to make these

00:16:02.700 claims so the professor from our house university reveals the new finders findings in adolf hitler's

00:16:09.320 dna when adolf hitler shot himself on the 30th of april 1945 in his bunker beneath the reich chancellery

00:16:17.980 in berlin blood splattered onto a sofa now this would be 80 year old blood samples in the first

00:16:26.220 place right now but let's carry on an international research group including a team of researchers from

00:16:31.660 the department of biomedicine at our house university led by professor dit de montes has mapped parts of

00:16:38.360 hitler's genome based on the blood stain that an american officer cut out of the sofa upholstery now

00:16:44.000 put a pin for a moment on that idea that this was a blood stain torn out by an american officer

00:16:51.440 because this creates some issues that will go on also discuss later on how would you know that that

00:16:57.380 was his blood stain without any well they've gone through they've gone through some steps to attempt

00:17:02.540 to verify it okay okay the analysis also i just want to point out as well that it's very interesting

00:17:07.960 that all of this report comes out in the channel 4 i'm not saying that it was lined up in such a way

00:17:12.240 because channel 4 was obviously already producing this it's interesting that all of the massive

00:17:16.500 headlines saying hitler have micro penis come out at the exact same time that suddenly nick fuentes is

00:17:22.580 becoming mainstreamed and getting popular it seems like they're trying to no no you can't like nick

00:17:27.920 fuentes for this reason i find that interesting the analysis of hitler's dna helps dispel the myth that

00:17:36.600 he supposedly had jewish ancestry which was always an absurd claim to begin with but it reveals something

00:17:42.840 else adolf hitler stands out genetically when it comes to predisposition their predisposition for

00:17:47.920 certain psychiatric disorders and brain development conditions the researcher explains i was surprised that

00:17:53.340 adolf hitler ranks in the top one percent for the polygenic score for autism schizophrenia and bipolar

00:17:59.640 disorder none of the 37 000 population-based individuals that they were testing this against

00:18:05.860 scored as high on all three parameters he therefore stands out extremely from the general population

00:18:11.760 i've already had an alarm bell go off here oh yes so autism and schizophrenia um are sort of

00:18:19.260 diametrically opposed conditions because all the areas that are overactive in the brain

00:18:24.320 in schizophrenia are underactive in autism so by implying some you know a predisposition towards

00:18:31.940 both that seems unusual not necessarily impossible and maybe uh the clinical research has moved on since i

00:18:39.360 had read it because i did read it about 10 years ago but i don't know seems a bit iffy to me i'd not

00:18:45.740 actually heard that as a point of contention from a lot of people so thank you i do find it funny as

00:18:51.380 well that the one of the big shocking things that we're supposed to learn about this is austrian german

00:18:56.320 potentially had autism that's not his culture bro that's not the most shocking thing ever but the

00:19:03.420 surprising finding does not mean that hitler necessarily had a psychiatric diagnosis or developmental

00:19:08.140 disorder among people in the danish population with a score equivalent to hitler's the likelihood of

00:19:12.800 being diagnosed with autism bipolar disorder or schizophrenia is about five percent i want to

00:19:18.580 strongly emphasize says dit de montis that the study cannot be used to diagnose the notorious dictator

00:19:24.720 and polygenic scores do not say anything about a person's morals or actions making that link

00:19:29.220 is not scientifically valid that's one of the funny things about this which is that they have had to

00:19:34.160 in going down a kind of biological determinism route they've had because they're going back on the kind of

00:19:41.360 liberal democratic individualism people aren't determined by their genetics it's all about

00:19:46.240 environment and surroundings and how you're raised it's all about nurture not nature bro they're going

00:19:51.760 back on all this they're now having to circle back around while they're making these arguments and

00:19:57.020 putting this information out which is clearly supposed to for the main for the for the broader public

00:20:02.580 supposed to give people this idea this inference because most people don't read beyond the headlines

00:20:08.840 that oh he was mad he was an insane person just like i've been told the whole time they're also

00:20:13.920 having to circle back around and say actually actually we can't use this to stigmatize any people

00:20:19.400 who might be autistic or schizophrenic or anything like that today because they don't want to put a

00:20:25.560 moral weight on it while at the same time they are putting a moral weight on it there is also some

00:20:30.380 truth to the fact that you can have genetic markers or predispositions to something and it not

00:20:35.360 manifest and what they're saying about you know the 95 likelihood that this didn't manifest in

00:20:42.040 anything is probably actually pretty generous and i think that you can have a predisposition but

00:20:50.480 this is sort of similar to how people develop schizophrenia after smoking cannabis in that

00:20:56.520 they've got the predisposition and it's only through some degree of environmental exposure does the

00:21:02.840 the gene actually manifest into to something greater that is something that exists however

00:21:08.720 with things like schizophrenia for example usually it's such a severe disorder that the signs emerge far

00:21:16.760 earlier than some environmental exposure would would necessarily bring them about that's very

00:21:23.800 interesting but let's move on to the one finding in this that people have been really hyper focusing on

00:21:30.580 one of the most striking findings is that according to the genetic profile hitler likely had kalman

00:21:37.840 syndrome a rare hormonal disorder that inhibits pubertal development it can lead to under underdeveloped

00:21:45.640 genitalia and fertility problems for some individuals it can also make sexual relationships difficult the

00:21:53.920 finding provides a biological perspective on long-standing historical speculation about hitler's sexuality

00:22:00.460 and complex relationships with women this is all pure even this is all pure speculation and as i will

00:22:08.420 discuss contradicts most of the historical knowledge that we have about the man again this is about

00:22:15.400 clearing the historical record and we already have quite a clear historical record from the many

00:22:20.880 biographies that have been written on the man where many of the people who wrote those also went and

00:22:26.980 interviewed people who knew him before those people have now died uh so what we're finding is this is very

00:22:34.040 contradictory to the to the concrete historical information that we have on the man which is what makes it clear to me

00:22:41.340 outside of the other problems that we'll discuss that this is just a weird smear job that they're still trying to do

00:22:48.940 80 years down the line in the same way his reputation is thoroughly tarnished i don't think they need to do much more

00:22:55.000 yeah in in the same way that before there was a hitler it was napoleon if you were if you were some kind of

00:23:02.320 strong man figure before hitler well you were like napoleon you've got a napoleon complex you've got a napoleon

00:23:08.640 complex you must be short we don't know anything about the size of your knackers but we know that napoleon was

00:23:15.020 very short how do we know that he was short well because british propaganda depicted him as being a

00:23:20.240 very very short man therefore you felt inadequacy therefore you are so short that you feel the need

00:23:26.520 to overcompensate by taking over mainland europe and also napoleon wasn't really that short wasn't

00:23:32.560 he like five foot eight i think it was five seven five eight which around french for the time was

00:23:37.800 pretty average it might even been a little bit above average potentially but it's it's just it's just

00:23:43.500 another one of those things where like they've got to you have to have a figurehead to be against

00:23:48.520 at all times and that's what this is and you have to it's the 15 minutes hate but stretched out over a

00:23:56.440 period of 80 years and you can't just have it so that it's 15 minutes hate because you know eventually

00:24:01.720 you run out of things to keep throwing at him eventually the tomatoes that you've been chucking

00:24:07.040 you don't have anymore so you've got to go and replenish that and this is just a replenishment

00:24:12.080 the main figure behind the study is british geneticist and biologist professor chury king

00:24:17.460 known for her work in forensic forensic genetics in historical dna research and she says the exact

00:24:25.220 thing that you would expect from something like this she says if he was to look at his own genetic

00:24:30.600 results he would have almost certainly had himself sent to the gas chambers that's something else

00:24:36.900 everybody will be familiar with the pathologist scientist said that yes a scientist said that

00:24:42.500 professor chury king let's let's go down to the uh bit where oh this is a um photograph presumably of

00:24:49.020 the sofa that they took the blood sample from war correspondents examining the sofa in adolf

00:24:54.200 adolf hitler's underground shelter in berlin here she is professor chury king and uh where is the

00:25:02.600 where is the quote i might not be able to find exactly where the quote was but you can see that

00:25:08.540 they have uh debunked and confirmed according to these results a few things but what i was saying

00:25:15.120 was the the the on top of the pathologizing it also has to be added on top of this idea that if you

00:25:22.280 are somebody who believes in a strong nationalistic politics uh that you also have to be some kind of

00:25:29.160 hypocrite and that's what they do here you have to have some inadequacy in your own life again that

00:25:34.260 you're making up for which makes you a hypocrite and they go on to confirm a few things because one

00:25:40.420 of the things with the kalman syndrome they want to find some historical evidence outside of just the

00:25:45.900 genetic results that confirms that so they refer back to a 1923 medical examination of hitler which

00:25:52.520 was uncovered in 2015 now this was the medical examination done by the doctor at i think it's

00:25:58.400 landsberg or landsdown prison where he was sent after the failed beer hall putsch who examined him

00:26:05.240 and wrote a report this was uncovered in 2015 showed that the nazi leader did indeed have an

00:26:10.600 undescended testicle this is very important for the state liberal democracy demands that we know this

00:26:19.480 while we do not know exactly how it manifested hitler's nearly discovered genetic condition would have

00:26:25.300 also affected his testosterone levels it mean he it means he had a one in ten chance of having a

00:26:30.120 micro penis whoo hitler have micro penis equal donald trump have small penis equal you have small

00:26:36.460 penis checkmate republicans one in ten isn't the best odds though is it really no it's not the the

00:26:43.300 genetic finding while definitive they make sure to let you know it's definitive we have we have

00:26:49.160 confirmed we've gone and we found we measured it was very very small saying one study is definitive

00:26:56.840 is very a scientific this is of course a journalist saying this yes this definitive study can only

00:27:04.180 allow for speculation in terms of its impact on hitler but they're going to speculate it's exactly

00:27:08.880 why he did and became what he did however it seems likely that he would have struggled to form

00:27:13.760 sexual relationships and one historian believes this could prove critical in our understanding of

00:27:19.360 his rise to power i mean there you go never mind the fact that we know he had a number of

00:27:24.460 affairs with women who were interviewed following the war who never had any complaints or mentioned

00:27:31.080 anything to do with something like that which probably would have actually benefited them i was about

00:27:36.280 in the post-war propaganda that they would have wanted to spread yeah he was weird he had one

00:27:40.860 testicle in a micro penis it was tiny yeah they would have wanted that they would have wanted the

00:27:45.600 stormy daniels response but they didn't give that that's interesting alex jk a historian at the

00:27:51.040 university of potsdam who specializes in nazi germany as a senior historical consultant and co-lead

00:27:56.100 investigator the documentary said this would help explain hitler's highly unusual and almost complete

00:28:02.020 devotion to politics in his life to the exclusion of any kind of private life he was german he was autistic

00:28:08.700 that's all you need to know also there are so many people in the sphere like that in modern

00:28:14.200 politics and they can't all have to form genitals like in today's political scene i know we don't know

00:28:20.280 have we got their genome i mean i i don't ask other people examined yourself josh when when i meet other

00:28:27.080 political commentators i don't ask to see their genitals um that's your first mistake i know i'm just

00:28:32.040 like listen i'm a scientist i need to check it i need to make sure now drop your pants he goes around

00:28:39.360 with his white lab coat everywhere just so that he can get that first in

00:28:43.400 uh but uh that we go on to in this article verifying that the dna is actually hitler's and

00:28:50.960 here's here's how they did it all these findings have been taken from one stain of blood and this had

00:28:56.220 to be verified the filmmakers found rosengren i believe that's the name of the american military

00:29:03.220 journalist who went into the bunker and cut the swatch off rosengren's swatch from hitler's sofa

00:29:08.520 was found in the gettysburg museum of history in the united states and samples were taken from it in

00:29:14.120 2019 then they had to prove that it was genuine work has already been done in this area in 2008 a

00:29:21.080 belgian journalist called jean paul molders had debunked a story about a particular potential

00:29:26.920 hitler descendant because there were theories that he'd had an illegitimate child so people went to

00:29:32.540 check that out found out it's not true but in doing so he did find a relative of hitler who shared a

00:29:38.360 common paternal ancestor i believe who that was was a grand half nephew of hitler's who was obviously

00:29:46.960 the grandson of hitler's brother or half brother a straight line of male ancestry meant that their

00:29:53.160 y chromosome would be identical when this sample was compared with the blood from the rosengren swatch

00:29:58.060 the match was perfect with no risk of cross-contamination it had to be hitler's dna

00:30:03.340 the 80 year old sample is as degraded as it should be and this type of y chromosome is rare making the

00:30:10.040 chances of a mistake all the more remote and we'll get onto that in a moment but just to finally clarify

00:30:16.280 the point uh here's here's really what was going on with the whole reason they did this in the first

00:30:21.780 place put as plainly as possible in this guardian article i do like that the even the guardian says

00:30:26.920 dubious documentary so yeah even the guardian did but they actually put in pretty plain words why this

00:30:32.720 went on these are there is a better argument to be made why all of this research has been undertaken

00:30:38.200 that these medical conditions can help our understanding of hitler's psychology did he transform a sense of

00:30:44.420 personal deficit perhaps influenced by fluctuating testosterone levels into an ideological cause did

00:30:52.380 the nazi fuhrer have an inability to establish sexual connections that he compensated by marrying himself

00:30:59.720 to the fatherland now not many people know this but he did write a book a very obscure book wherein he

00:31:10.880 actually explains in depth his reasons for doing all of these things not once does he really mention oh i did this

00:31:19.400 because i got kicked out of art school not once does he say oh my penis was so small so i just had to make up for it

00:31:25.940 somehow he gives his own reasons for it and you can agree or disagree with these reasons and you can definitely

00:31:32.980 disagree with how they manifested during the actual rule of the nazis especially come the war

00:31:38.960 but all of this is completely pointless unless they want to transpose these recent findings onto the

00:31:49.420 people they consider modern hitlers modern nazis as a smear job it's not to continue to humiliate hitler

00:31:57.120 from beyond the grave is to continue to humiliate you the young conservative man watching this at home

00:32:03.820 today right now but let's go on to the actual problems with all of this now i did verify this

00:32:10.580 with an article i'm taking this from an article uh but i can't give the source or vet or anything

00:32:17.440 like that so you'll just have to trust me on this um but i will go through some of the information here so

00:32:23.500 the kalman syndrome is where all of this comes from right so what are the what are the symptoms of

00:32:28.580 kalman syndrome well uh first few you've got an impaired sense of smell impaired hearing color

00:32:33.440 blindness synkinesis which is unintentional movement of one side of the face or hands produced by the

00:32:39.600 intentional movement of another cerebral ataxia problems with movement or body coordination and

00:32:44.980 or speech and vision defects a cleft lip or palate unilateral renal agenesis being born with only one

00:32:53.020 kidney cryptocritism cryptor kiddism sorry and then you get the ones that are most relevant to

00:33:00.640 this because we can basically just like those first eight we can just say no no as far as we know

00:33:05.540 nothing to do with those then you get number nine a micro penis number 10 batman a number 10 a lack

00:33:13.220 or complete absence of facial and or pubic hair and 11 a child like voice in men so those

00:33:23.000 two he's famous for his mustache and when i if i heard point 10 right there if i heard a child

00:33:32.020 that's had the voice of hitler i would be a bit worried i'd be terrified to be honest like coming

00:33:38.460 out with the booming shout as well that would be quite terrifying now so the then we go on to say

00:33:45.000 well like them i mean we've got no test testimony regarding the size of his member from any of the

00:33:52.060 people who we know had relations with him throughout the 1920s and 1930s you would think it would have

00:33:58.000 been remarked on the other thing is the one bit of evidence they go for for that whole undescended

00:34:04.100 testicle thing is from one doctor who examined him once when he had four doctors including that one

00:34:11.980 throughout his entire life and only one of them actually testified in the medical report we we

00:34:19.000 don't think he was lying but it might have been a miss it might have been a mistake it might have

00:34:25.780 been the fact that maybe it did come up every so often i can't believe that liberal democracy has

00:34:31.640 forced me to speak of such things but there are that i have heard about um people after getting hit in

00:34:38.520 the nuts one of their testicles pops inside them for a little bit it makes me feel very uncomfortable

00:34:43.020 makes me want to cross my legs but i have heard about that where it pops inside you for a bit and

00:34:47.680 then it comes out of its own volition and this is to do this is immediately following the failed

00:34:51.900 beer hole putsch where he was arrested so eaten eaten kicked in the nuts perhaps incredible stressful

00:34:57.940 situation literally somebody got shot right in front of him maybe it's a very cold doctor's office

00:35:04.060 there could be any number of reasons the also also the doctor did not make any mention in that

00:35:10.260 report of oh by the way it was only half an inch long or anything like that which you would i don't

00:35:16.440 know whether that would be included in a doctor's report just like knob shaming i mean if he's if he's

00:35:21.640 making mention of uh whether one of his testicles is up or down if there was something like an

00:35:25.640 if there was something as notable as a micro penis down there you would make a note of it

00:35:30.260 right and the other four doc the other three doctors that he saw throughout his lifetime never

00:35:35.080 made note of anything like that which would have been important given that you would think there

00:35:39.160 would have to be treatments come along with such things and then there are the other so so the actual

00:35:45.420 historical record that we have does not support anything that's going on here and then there's the

00:35:50.780 other problems with the actual dna sample in the first place because if there are no symptoms that we

00:35:57.220 know of historically that are being attested to now that must mean that there's something weird

00:36:02.100 going on with the dna sample if they're finding all of these results which don't seem to be supported

00:36:08.120 by the historical record because what we want is a clean historical record so we can understand

00:36:13.900 who this person was why the things happened the way that they did without pathologizing or

00:36:20.400 editorializing on top of all of this well here's the first problem right the american soldier got

00:36:27.120 that sample in 1945 in july of 1945 when the american soldiers entered berlin now what's the problem

00:36:36.000 with this well the soviets took berlin in may of 1945 and one of the first things that they did was they

00:36:45.600 went and they scoured hitler's bunker so that's already contaminated we don't know if they did anything to

00:36:54.320 the bunker the other thing is that he's not the only guy who shot himself in that bunker

00:36:59.100 there are lots of people at least about half a dozen shot themselves in that bunker bunker and there

00:37:05.160 were multiple sofas in the bunker so how specifically do we know that that was the sofa

00:37:11.860 that was the blood splattered from hitler on do we know for certain i don't think we do

00:37:19.740 and then there's the fact that the original dna sample from 2008 that this jean paul molders guy

00:37:26.400 took from a direct relative of hitler supposedly direct relative of hitler was actually taken off

00:37:32.140 of a napkin that had been discarded and dropped on the floor i think they were at a coffee shop he

00:37:38.800 was speaking to this supposed descendant and the guy used the napkin and it got dropped on the floor

00:37:46.120 at which point this journalist picked it up what a creepy guy and said ha ha there we go and the

00:37:52.900 most damning bit of evidence against all of this is the fact that the original study done in 2008 or

00:38:00.600 2010 determined that hitler because of his why the unique y chromosome that they found and some other

00:38:08.660 genetic markers had significant jewish and african heritage despite the fact that this new study off

00:38:18.280 of this new blood sample determined that he had none at all and there was actually basically pure austrian

00:38:25.000 german so either this is all being done in incredible bad faith so that they can try to find

00:38:33.220 new claims to keep the memory of him going as the villain of all time forevermore the guy that would

00:38:43.460 the uh the monument to evil dictatorial villainy and all of the pathologies that come with it either

00:38:50.160 this is all just lies which would be very strange or this whole thing has been horribly botched

00:38:56.260 which seems to me to be the more likely answer and the people involved in all of this have just

00:39:04.000 not cared all of that much because it gave them juicy things for guardian headlines

00:39:08.440 i think you probably are right so this whole thing has been completely botched as far as i can tell

00:39:14.400 the only way to verify any of this sort of stuff and try to make it match up with the historical record

00:39:19.460 that we do have would be to retest all of this stuff get the original sample try and retest it

00:39:27.660 try and determine whether it had been horribly cross-contaminated which napkins get handed handled

00:39:34.660 by multiple people on the way to a table and then it gets thrown on the floor after the guy has used it

00:39:40.360 can we even say that that's really a fair thing to test what if they picked up the genetics the person

00:39:47.680 who put the napkins out or the waiter or or something that had been just lying on the floor

00:39:52.560 you don't know i mean it's it's it's just it's just now i'm just imagining someone lying on the

00:39:58.820 floor this this mix between african and jewish just lying on the floor and the napkin falls on his face

00:40:04.080 and then the guy picks it up the journalist is just like don't mind me pure sample right here

00:40:10.360 the whole the whole thing is absurd and as ever as somebody who's curious in the past and what went

00:40:17.580 on i am interested in a clean historical record and it's absurd to me that even 80 years later

00:40:25.740 we're not allowed a clean historical record because in the interest of propping up liberal democracy

00:40:32.960 which has been so beneficial for all of us in the west we need to keep sensationalizing

00:40:38.920 is that what we want so i wish for christmas for this christmas and i want you all to wish with me

00:40:49.660 here folks that we can all just get over the sensationalism and that we can understand and

00:40:56.440 examine the past with a nice objective and neutral lens without having to worry about the height of

00:41:03.720 particular historical figures or the size of their knackers and we can instead just nice and calmly

00:41:11.680 rationally examine what happened and why so that we can avoid horrible historical catastrophes happening

00:41:19.780 again in the future can we do that santa claus please if you can hear me can we do that i hope so

00:41:26.240 so that's why you needed to know the shocking truth about hitler's balls thanks for joining us today

00:41:32.580 folks and have a merry christmas

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - January 01, 2026

Christmas Podcast ｜ The Shocking Truth About Hitler's Balls

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