The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Kash Me Outside, Pedos

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00:01:12.800 Okay, I finally figured out the right thing to say.

00:01:17.500 Greetings, human souls.

00:01:20.300 I like that.

00:01:21.200 But, sister and fellow human souls, living souls of animals too, because every living thing has a soul.

00:01:31.200 And if it has a spinal column, then it's of a certain kind.

00:01:36.180 And a spinal column receives messages.

00:01:39.280 That's why we have them.

00:01:41.060 And anyway, I won't go into that today, but greetings.

00:01:44.400 You know, I'm always amazed at what a genius I am.

00:01:54.400 I have to say, I'm my biggest fan.

00:01:56.860 Because I don't even know what I'm doing half the time, what with being as crazy as I am.

00:02:01.800 But then afterward, you know, it always comes, like my life goes in backward ways.

00:02:08.740 I don't know why, but it takes me a while to figure out why I did what I did.

00:02:14.220 I just do something, and then later I'll figure out why I did it.

00:02:18.420 But I don't do, like regular people, how they'll figure out, hey, I should do A, B, C, and D to get to my goal.

00:02:25.020 I just get to my goal, and then as people are trying to fucking kill me, I figure out why.

00:02:31.880 Everything that I prayed for in this other thing I did on 11-11-11 on my website, which is Roseanne Meditation or Prayer 11-11-11.

00:02:48.800 And in that prayer, everything that we prayed for on that day has happened.

00:02:55.200 Is that what you're...

00:02:56.880 And it's really a mind-blower.

00:02:58.720 I made people watch it with me last night down here in Florida.

00:03:05.100 And I was just amazed because everything that we said in that prayer, it's happened.

00:03:13.540 That we prayed that the secrets that these people who have made a pact with Satan all the way up to, you know,

00:03:22.480 the highest authorities, that their evil deeds would be undone and seen by all of humanity,

00:03:33.920 and that their secrets could no longer be hidden and would be exposed,

00:03:39.000 and that all of humanity would see them,

00:03:41.000 and that they would lose the power that they bound in black magic in agreement with Satan,

00:03:46.940 and it would be broken,

00:03:48.840 and that all human souls would be returned to their connection to the Creator and what is good,

00:03:57.060 and left and led out of bondage to those satanic vows of black magic

00:04:03.260 that these wizards and warlocks and them types have been perpetrating on people for a really, really long time.

00:04:11.920 Mind control, you know, they studied mind control at human expense for centuries.

00:04:19.280 Through torture, through war, through slavery,

00:04:22.220 they was always studying the effects of their evil deeds

00:04:25.700 and keeping data, you know, to profile people

00:04:29.080 and try to socialize them into herds

00:04:32.440 that would best be used to combat against each other for their sake.

00:04:38.800 But, you know, that's all broken.

00:04:40.580 All those vows now are broken.

00:04:43.080 And so, you know, it's like a really great,

00:04:46.760 a great time in human history.

00:04:49.900 A lot of people don't see it yet,

00:04:51.580 but they will soon see it.

00:04:55.260 When you say you notice you do stuff

00:04:57.900 and then later on you find out that's why you did it,

00:05:00.560 are you talking about that specific prayer when you pray for this stuff

00:05:03.160 and now it's coming to fruition?

00:05:05.180 Yeah, I realized then that everything that I was praying for in 11, 11, 11 has now happened.

00:05:11.300 That, you know, that power against the rights of children

00:05:15.400 and slavery, war, all that stuff is one thing,

00:05:19.920 just one big pyramid scheme to keep the people at the top happy and cozy

00:05:25.100 and delighting on, you know, eating the livers of, you know, as I say,

00:05:32.280 the livers of children who never had to eat Monsanto products.

00:05:36.420 Yeah.

00:05:36.700 I mean, and sacrificing people to their evil pyramid scheme that they want to stay on top of.

00:05:44.020 And, of course, they have to do the most evil things to stay up there.

00:05:46.980 You don't get up there on good looks, for God's sake.

00:05:50.100 Right.

00:05:50.400 And the few at the expense of the many.

00:05:53.440 Well, now that's just over because, you know, God basically got sick of it.

00:05:59.320 And that's what Torah tells us would happen.

00:06:01.800 And it's happened according exactly to, as Torah said it would unfold.

00:06:07.960 And so that's the great mystery and the great connection that I love studying.

00:06:13.420 And it's beyond human words, you know, it's just like, it's like the, the development of a,

00:06:20.820 the development of consciousness of values and morality and

00:06:33.340 how to be individual, but yet be part of a group and how to be different.

00:06:43.420 And accept your neighbor who's different.

00:06:48.500 All those steps of consciousness that are occurring to us.

00:06:52.820 We're on the, you know, it is the golden ages.

00:06:56.080 It definitely is.

00:06:57.700 Because, you know, we're getting, for one thing, because we're getting smarter and now we're going,

00:07:02.340 hey, where is the gold?

00:07:04.540 Because we've been so stupid for so long.

00:07:06.800 That was the last question we ever thought to ask.

00:07:09.840 I've said, you've proven us blind for 50 years.

00:07:12.680 I've been screaming that shit.

00:07:14.520 You're talking about Fort Knox and Elon potentially auditing Fort Knox.

00:07:18.000 Is that what you mean?

00:07:18.660 Yeah.

00:07:18.960 All the money that the grifters have stolen off the public.

00:07:23.140 That all that might is public money that people give their lives and sweat to doing all the work

00:07:28.820 and then having to pay all the goddamn taxes.

00:07:31.280 Well, that's what I will.

00:07:32.320 They just stole everybody blind.

00:07:34.940 The only reason there's any poverty in this country is because somebody stole their money.

00:07:41.300 Yeah.

00:07:41.460 Because there's plenty.

00:07:42.760 There's more than plenty for everyone.

00:07:45.060 For health care.

00:07:46.420 For fucking everything.

00:07:47.520 For decent schools, roads, hospitals, schools.

00:07:51.780 For God's sake.

00:07:52.840 There was jobs galore.

00:07:55.140 Manufacturing jobs galore.

00:07:56.660 And they sold it all out from under everybody by, you know, giving them different bullshit flags

00:08:03.060 to wave around, to divide and conquer.

00:08:05.900 And by God, they did.

00:08:08.020 And, you know, so now it's like, hey, you know, wake up a little bit here.

00:08:12.180 Let's get smarter about what we're mad at.

00:08:15.440 Point the finger upward, not this way to the other guy.

00:08:21.480 Point it up to the tippy top where all the shit comes from.

00:08:25.880 They're the ones that decide, you know, the Bank of International Settlements.

00:08:31.120 That's the tippy top.

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00:10:32.680 Well, just for people that have been under a rock, just in case you don't know what my

00:10:36.460 mother's talking about, because you're bringing a lot of stuff.

00:10:38.400 We haven't done a show in a few weeks together that was topical.

00:10:41.780 You're talking a lot.

00:10:42.960 I've been finishing my own story.

00:10:45.760 I know you want to do a break.

00:10:47.300 No, no.

00:10:48.020 And the birds were flying into my eyes.

00:10:50.300 Yeah, you're all over the place here.

00:10:51.700 Okay, and then there were cats all over, and I, you know, I hate cats.

00:10:56.040 I think cats are of Satan.

00:10:57.980 And then they were all over me, too.

00:10:59.480 And then I heard this voice go, I mean, I thought it was God, because I'm always talking

00:11:04.360 to God.

00:11:04.860 And he goes, you are the cat bird.

00:11:11.420 Because, you know, my fears are cats and birds.

00:11:14.560 So, I kept saying, you are the cat bird.

00:11:19.320 So, I went up, and then I researched cat bird, and I sent it to you.

00:11:23.920 It's like, do you have what I sent you?

00:11:27.320 Yeah, I have the cat bird totem here.

00:11:30.260 No, I sent you something on your text.

00:11:32.700 Oh, God.

00:11:33.120 It's the Joker, but it was, like, so apt.

00:11:37.380 It blew me away.

00:11:38.580 Yeah, it really was.

00:11:39.580 I will try and find it.

00:11:40.780 It's too buried up my text.

00:11:42.920 But I'll just type here.

00:11:43.780 Let me see if I can find it.

00:11:45.020 Okay, well, while you're doing that, let me just catch people up, because sometimes you

00:11:48.100 think everybody knows everything you do.

00:11:49.880 Oh, I don't know who gives a fuck.

00:11:52.600 No, no, no.

00:11:54.160 Some people live under a rock.

00:11:55.620 So, obviously, we know about the USAID audits that Elon Musk.

00:12:00.080 Oh, God, that is the greatest thing.

00:12:02.580 Well, that's what you're talking about.

00:12:04.020 Oh, yeah.

00:12:04.840 The greatest thing, because I've always said, the Democrat grift, you mean, of the phony NGOs

00:12:11.960 that all, every fucking one, because I used to, like, be, you know, anon, anon, anon.

00:12:22.940 And, you know, so all these NGOs, and everybody knows it, especially Mel Kay.

00:12:30.660 She knows it all.

00:12:31.760 She tells it all.

00:12:33.300 Everybody should watch her show.

00:12:36.180 And we need to get to talk about the book.

00:12:37.940 But, anyway, it was that all these NGOs, they all originate from, like, Nazis.

00:12:49.800 And they're all headed in the Bank of International Settlements, which is the bank that financed Hitler.

00:12:58.420 And, you know, killed a whole bunch of European folks, too.

00:13:03.420 Not just Jews.

00:13:04.480 But, you know, it's just ugly.

00:13:08.540 But people should be very, people should know what they're talking about, especially people

00:13:16.060 who think they know that when they go, oh, the Rothschild banksters.

00:13:22.960 Well, they're just, they're not the ones that are up there in Switzerland.

00:13:31.320 No.

00:13:31.580 So, I want everybody to take a deeper dive than the deep dive they went to, which is, like, number one of ten.

00:13:42.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:44.180 Right?

00:13:44.720 Yeah, I always tell people their first level when they start talking that way.

00:13:47.680 It's like, welcome to, you know, conspiracy theories.

00:13:51.420 But do some research.

00:13:52.440 You can't just stop at Rothschild's.

00:13:53.960 But the USAID thing, AID audits, just so you know, is this what you're claiming?

00:14:01.160 Because you've always said on the podcast, and I can verify this, I probably have a thousand cuts where you say they take public money and they put it into private pockets.

00:14:08.780 Yeah, and then they go into the NGOs, which is like big money laundering, kickback things.

00:14:15.780 But the one thing they seem to all want to fund, and they seem to all, a lot of them go back to Amsterdam.

00:14:26.780 And Switzerland, and places like that.

00:14:36.040 And they have a rich and long history of attempting to work with the far left to not just destroy the Jewish state, but to kill Jews.

00:14:57.920 And to genetically, I'm sorry, genitally mutilate children seems to be a big thing they're into from the Nazi days till now.

00:15:07.220 There seems to be something into that.

00:15:08.660 Because a lot of these USAID things were transgender studies on animals and children.

00:15:14.240 Nazi experiments.

00:15:15.760 Yeah, but it's always that one for some reason.

00:15:18.480 It's weird.

00:15:19.740 Like you wouldn't even think that would be on anybody's radar.

00:15:21.700 As I told you, it's all the grift, and the grift is all about the insurance companies and what they'll cover.

00:15:31.240 Because that means the government will be forced to cover it.

00:15:34.660 Right.

00:15:35.420 And it will come out of Social Security or something else that, you know, the Tom Hanks character who's deplorable is paying for.

00:15:45.000 Ah, you pulled one on his ass.

00:15:47.400 How dare he read that Bible?

00:15:49.180 Oh, oh, he's so ignorant.

00:15:53.780 Those people who pay for everything we have are so ignorant.

00:15:59.160 Oh, my God.

00:16:00.200 Can you just imagine?

00:16:02.400 Well, let's talk about that.

00:16:03.520 Because you were in New York for the SNL 50 party.

00:16:06.000 You were going to go.

00:16:07.620 I'm glad you didn't.

00:16:10.100 I thought it would have been cool to be a part of that glitz and glamour.

00:16:13.140 Like that Tom Hanks sketch, you know, doing the tired old racist MAGA shit.

00:16:17.600 Like they haven't learned a thing.

00:16:20.200 They never learn that the left.

00:16:22.780 They never go.

00:16:23.540 Fuck.

00:16:23.740 Why do we lose?

00:16:24.380 Why do people hate us?

00:16:25.300 Let's shift it.

00:16:26.160 Even from a manipulative standpoint.

00:16:27.780 They never do.

00:16:28.440 They just keep doing the same thing.

00:16:29.940 And I can't believe.

00:16:30.580 Well, because if they don't.

00:16:32.580 Check this out.

00:16:33.900 Yeah.

00:16:34.080 Why do they do it?

00:16:35.860 Because if they don't, then they will lose the 0.03% of the only audience they have.

00:16:45.520 Yeah, that's probably true.

00:16:46.820 And if they were to go, hey, you know, we're all a bunch of frauds and you guys are fucking stupid, then they'll have zero viewers.

00:17:01.600 The rest of the country don't even watch them.

00:17:04.720 Yeah, that's true.

00:17:06.040 That's a good point.

00:17:06.760 You know, it's like only the, I mean, can you imagine somebody who would think what Tom Hanks did was actually on the money?

00:17:19.220 Yeah.

00:17:19.660 They do think that, though, in New York.

00:17:21.500 People in New York and L.A. think that way about MAGA.

00:17:25.860 Oh, they do.

00:17:26.460 They really do.

00:17:27.300 That's why I'm saying they never learned anything, because it's like, you see the results coming in the next night.

00:17:32.200 Clearly.

00:17:33.400 No, it's hilarious.

00:17:34.520 I told Jim, you know, Jim Brewer.

00:17:37.400 Yeah.

00:17:37.960 We have got to do a sketch, because there hasn't been a good sketch yet of our type with their type, where we actually exposed them.

00:17:51.580 You guys are going to play, like, an old liberal couple or something?

00:17:54.000 Because I would love to help write that sketch.

00:17:55.640 Well, I don't know if we should do that, or a redo of the Coneheads.

00:18:02.700 I think we should be the Coneheads.

00:18:07.600 That would be amazing.

00:18:09.400 But we just have really gelled hair, like they do.

00:18:15.440 Or like Rasta hair.

00:18:17.360 Like, what are those things those Rasta wrap around?

00:18:19.960 They love the man buns.

00:18:21.520 Oh, yeah.

00:18:22.500 What?

00:18:22.720 Oh, I was just thinking, you're going to play liberals, right?

00:18:25.960 Is that what you're saying?

00:18:26.860 You and Jim?

00:18:27.460 No, we're Coneheads, but I guess we would be liberals, yeah.

00:18:31.040 Yeah.

00:18:31.680 But we try to hang out with, you know, I guess what we're looking for is money or something.

00:18:37.460 I don't know what our goal is yet.

00:18:40.180 Yeah, let's work on that, because there's something there.

00:18:42.360 I don't know what our goal is.

00:18:42.860 You and Brewer, oh my God.

00:18:45.200 I don't think we should play liberals.

00:18:47.120 I think we should play regular Americans.

00:18:51.380 Yeah.

00:18:52.640 Around libtards.

00:18:54.340 Yeah, because the Coneheads is like a fish out of water story, and that'd be hilarious

00:18:57.240 if you're just like a sane person.

00:18:58.860 That is a fish.

00:18:59.080 Well, we'll do that for something else.

00:19:01.080 But that's what we are.

00:19:02.180 Like, all MAGA, we're all just like normal, rational people that are around, surrounded by

00:19:06.960 lunatics.

00:19:07.520 Are you smoking in that Airbnb, because you're going to get fined?

00:19:11.260 I don't know.

00:19:12.660 Can I tell the story of the plaza when you called me and told me, I said, I hope you're

00:19:16.260 not smoking.

00:19:16.940 Oh, no.

00:19:17.240 No, Jake.

00:19:19.080 Now you don't want to talk about it.

00:19:21.880 Jake.

00:19:22.540 You're smoking in an Airbnb.

00:19:25.720 That clearly says no smoking.

00:19:27.320 They probably have cameras.

00:19:28.300 No, I have nothing that says no smoking.

00:19:30.580 Yeah, their rules say no smoking inside.

00:19:33.340 They do?

00:19:34.180 Yeah, in somebody's house.

00:19:35.140 That's fine.

00:19:36.100 You're smoking inside somebody's actual house that doesn't want you to smoke in their

00:19:39.600 house.

00:19:40.220 They don't have no sign.

00:19:41.720 It's written on the agreement.

00:19:45.180 Oh, I better put this out.

00:19:46.840 Yeah.

00:19:47.160 Or smoke outside.

00:19:47.960 Isn't it nice out there?

00:19:49.680 You're in Florida, right?

00:19:51.500 Yeah.

00:19:51.840 I really haven't smoked.

00:19:53.540 Yeah, I haven't smoked at all.

00:19:55.680 No, I haven't.

00:19:56.180 That's what you sound like.

00:19:56.720 I've been over at Mel's house on her balcony.

00:19:59.360 I met some interesting folks down here.

00:20:01.820 Well, let's talk about your trips.

00:20:03.140 Let's talk some personal stuff, because you went to New York.

00:20:04.800 Well, I want to first talk about the catbird.

00:20:07.080 Oh, yeah, but you didn't find that.

00:20:09.280 I'll look it up.

00:20:10.580 No, you're too weak.

00:20:12.720 No, I'm fine.

00:20:13.860 Oh, actually, I can search the text.

00:20:15.280 Hold on.

00:20:16.420 Catbird.

00:20:18.060 Here you go.

00:20:18.860 I got it.

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00:22:19.800 All right.

00:22:20.500 Let me read it to you.

00:22:21.600 Well, I'm going to pull it over so I don't block your camera.

00:22:25.140 Let's see.

00:22:25.600 Catbird, symbolism and meaning.

00:22:27.780 All right.

00:22:29.620 This is what you sent me.

00:22:31.560 Catbird is a communicator.

00:22:33.040 People embarking on efforts where words matter attract Catbird quite naturally.

00:22:38.120 It doesn't matter if you're scripting, singing, or speaking.

00:22:41.080 Catbird helps you tap broader levels of accomplishment.

00:22:43.960 When you walk with Catbird people, they tend to listen to you very closely.

00:22:48.540 They really can't help it.

00:22:49.980 Catbird isn't known for being quiet.

00:22:52.000 However, that means responsibility with each term chosen for your exchanges.

00:22:56.360 If you distort the truth, gossip, or speak without forethought, Catbird informs you of the air in no uncertain terms.

00:23:02.800 Egregious abuse of language, like verbal manipulation, will cause Catbird to withdraw his aid, potentially never to return.

00:23:10.440 Catbird often arrives when people are learning a new form of communication.

00:23:15.120 Different languages would be a good example.

00:23:17.700 We're not there.

00:23:19.340 Catbird is a curious little fellow.

00:23:20.660 They do like poking into things just to look around.

00:23:22.720 If your curiosity has grown dull, Catbird will certainly reignite it.

00:23:26.580 Alternatively, Catbird may warn of a situation in which you have become too nosy.

00:23:30.920 That's hilarious.

00:23:33.540 This is pretty accurate.

00:23:35.840 As you might expect, those born with Catbird totem love to talk often about themselves.

00:23:40.300 This isn't ego, however.

00:23:42.020 The interactions are focused on expanding the Catbird person's awareness of the self and others.

00:23:47.460 The individual doesn't just keep one side of the conversation by themselves.

00:23:50.500 There is always a pause for rebuttal, alternative perspectives, etc.

00:23:55.540 If Catbird is your totem animal, you are a little territorial, especially during warm weather.

00:24:01.220 Family and friends are welcome, but random guests, not so much.

00:24:04.260 You want to sit on your proverbial perch, sing your song, and observe what's happening around you.

00:24:08.220 By comparison, women with Catbird totems go into protective mode come winter.

00:24:12.440 Okay.

00:24:13.160 So, it sounds like what you're really trying to say, correct me if I'm wrong, is that I fucking told you so.

00:24:19.620 And you want to say that to America over the last 25, 35 years of everything you've done.

00:24:23.840 And I wanted you to do that anyway.

00:24:25.600 So, let's just do that.

00:24:26.780 Let's skip the Catbird shit.

00:24:28.480 You are the Catbird.

00:24:29.740 Tell them they told you so.

00:24:30.960 We know cash just got confirmed today.

00:24:33.760 Everything, Russiagate bullshit, it's all going to come down.

00:24:36.220 USA ID, the audits, all the shit you've been talking about.

00:24:39.520 The pedo-pons, the pirate, priest class that you always talk about, Swiss banks.

00:24:43.300 All the shit you've been talking about.

00:24:44.400 It's finally coming to light.

00:24:46.020 And I told you this the other day.

00:24:47.120 And the Democrat Party grift on poor people.

00:24:51.040 Yes.

00:24:51.660 Keeping them in ghettos for no reason and selling them drugs, which they're making money on.

00:24:57.260 Absolutely.

00:24:57.860 Military industrial complex.

00:24:59.580 Taking their kids and putting them in CPS where they're pimped out to ditty parties.

00:25:04.500 Mm-hmm.

00:25:04.980 I mean, just every evil thing this government has done to its own people, particularly the taxpayer.

00:25:12.800 And I'm so damn mad because I've been irate for a very long time that I'm a large taxpayer, you know, as a Jewish American.

00:25:22.820 And I became quite irate when I understood the NGO structure that so many of my tax dollars that I would have happily paid to support the government, especially if it was a just government, which I assumed or hoped and prayed it was, but knew and felt it wasn't.

00:25:43.900 Of course, for so many reasons, but, you know, forced to pay and then find out that my own sweat and blood in those tax dollars and that my kids didn't get to have fun with or learn something with or whatever I could have done for my kids and grandkids.

00:26:01.800 They went to pay for slay to, you know, the Palestinian people were paid for life to kill a Jew.

00:26:11.700 And they would receive, and still do, through the UN, but I'm waiting for Trump to really shut that down, too, because what a grift to use, first of all, Palestinian children to use them like that, and to train them to, that their hope for getting any money is to kill another Jewish child who comes up with that kind of demonic shit but demons.

00:26:35.440 And so I knew it was a demon-occupied, you know, grift going on there, as it is everywhere.

00:26:44.140 And so I just began to pray it away, as I did in that prayer at 11, 11, 11.

00:26:50.900 And, you know, it's so funny because my whole life, it seems, everything I prayed for occurred in the world.

00:26:58.080 It's so amazing.

00:26:58.860 And I want to tell you, this guy I met the other night at the bar, Mel's friend, he has quite a lot of money, was telling me about the BitChute or whatever it's called.

00:27:09.380 What's the thing?

00:27:09.700 Bitcoin?

00:27:10.500 Yeah.

00:27:11.280 Yeah.

00:27:13.720 And, you know, he's got a lot of, I guess, maybe billions off it or millions, hundreds of millions.

00:27:21.380 So he's telling me this and that, and then he says, well, I bet on this and that, and I got like a, if I get a 5% raise in my, whatever it is, by 930, then I will have made $500 million.

00:27:41.420 And so I says, well, okay, what's your mother's name?

00:27:45.360 What's your sign?

00:27:46.780 What's your mother's sign?

00:27:48.280 What's your family name?

00:27:50.800 You know, I did all the numbers for him.

00:27:53.000 And I said, okay, well, it comes, your stuff, after I reduce it, it does come to 5, and 5's my lucky number.

00:28:00.560 So that means it's definitely going to happen.

00:28:03.080 And then it came, like, 11 o'clock when I woke up, and I called my friends, and I said, did that guy say he made any money?

00:28:11.420 And they says, no, we haven't heard from him.

00:28:13.660 I said, oh, then he probably didn't make any money.

00:28:16.440 I must have just been too drunk when I said that prayer.

00:28:19.700 Well, come 3 p.m. when he woke up, he runs out on the balcony.

00:28:24.940 Roseanne, it worked.

00:28:26.640 I got the money.

00:28:28.260 Wow.

00:28:28.520 Yeah, so I had that moment of doubt where I was doubting myself, but, you know, that would have been the first time I ever was wrong in my calculations as to what to ask at what time on behalf of someone else, you know?

00:28:46.020 That's very cool.

00:28:47.540 You can't never use it on yourself, though.

00:28:49.500 That's the rule.

00:28:50.300 Can you get 10% from him for, like, brokering the deal with God?

00:28:55.940 You can't ask for no money, no.

00:28:58.520 No, but it was cool.

00:29:00.260 My visit was cool because I got me and Buck, we decked him out there at Target.

00:29:08.880 Yeah, so Buck is my little brother, and he just moved to New York.

00:29:13.500 He's got a job opportunity there, so the reason we're not together is my mom took my little brother to New York and set him up in a little apartment.

00:29:21.440 He's going to start a job there.

00:29:22.440 You stayed there for a couple weeks, right, about two weeks?

00:29:24.720 Yeah, for a while, trying to clean that place.

00:29:28.920 Yeah, and it's in, like, an Orthodox neighborhood, which we didn't know.

00:29:32.300 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:29:33.060 All right, yeah.

00:29:33.880 It's in Brooklyn.

00:29:35.660 He's in Brooklyn.

00:29:36.540 So that's pretty cool.

00:29:37.740 He's all set up, and you had fun, but it was really cold.

00:29:40.100 I know that.

00:29:40.820 It was so cold, unreal cold, and then it snowed, and then it got colder than hell.

00:29:50.180 That's what I would imagine hell would be like if hell was cold, but then it's not supposed to be cold.

00:29:56.440 It's hot.

00:29:57.000 Well, I just want to say when I called you in New York, you, a couple times, one night in particular, you weren't responsive, and I was like, oh, I guess you went to bed early.

00:30:06.980 It turns out you went out with a bartender.

00:30:09.840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:30:11.520 Can't talk about that?

00:30:12.340 It's not a date.

00:30:13.580 No.

00:30:14.660 Jeez, can't tell any good stories.

00:30:17.600 Right?

00:30:18.580 I thought that was cool.

00:30:19.780 You made friends, though, in New York, right?

00:30:21.500 I did meet some lovely bartenders around New York because I'm very nosy, and I like to go in the, everyone knows me, nosy knows me, and so I like to go in a bar and then schmooze the bartender for the local gossip, and I'm hoping I know some of these folks, which I do, and I love to hear about when they're drinking.

00:30:47.900 And a lot of them sound fun.

00:30:50.320 I wouldn't mind having a drink with them, but some of them seem dark, you know.

00:30:55.400 That'd be a cool movie to make about the New York actor.

00:31:01.000 Well, wasn't the SNL party there at the hotel you were staying at?

00:31:05.460 Oh, yeah, but I didn't go to it.

00:31:07.880 Yeah.

00:31:08.060 When I checked out, they go, how was the party?

00:31:13.020 And I go, I didn't go to the party.

00:31:17.900 But I was having my own party.

00:31:21.980 I just find it, well, whatever, SNL is just such a, it used to be such a great franchise and so funny.

00:31:28.500 You hosted it a few times.

00:31:30.120 Yeah.

00:31:30.420 It's just so sad now what it's reduced to, and I don't know.

00:31:34.880 I'm glad you didn't go, to be honest.

00:31:36.740 Jim Brewer went, and they cut him out of all the highlights of the show.

00:31:42.760 Of course they did.

00:31:43.500 And, you know, Goat Boy and all his characters.

00:31:47.660 Yeah.

00:31:48.320 Yeah, they cut that out.

00:31:49.640 I had a feeling.

00:31:50.500 They don't like Brewer any more than they like you.

00:31:52.380 You two, I'm surprised that you two were in New York during that time.

00:31:55.240 I wonder if they were mean to Rob Schneider.

00:31:58.140 He was worried, too.

00:31:59.580 Probably.

00:32:00.180 I'm sure they were.

00:32:01.900 It's a little club over there.

00:32:03.620 But anyway, so then you were-

00:32:04.520 How high school is that, though?

00:32:07.040 Yeah, I know.

00:32:07.720 That's like the Mean Girls, that Tina Fey.

00:32:10.520 Didn't Tina Fey write Mean Girls?

00:32:12.380 Yeah.

00:32:13.340 That's really a brilliant comedy.

00:32:16.020 I love that comedy.

00:32:17.440 It is.

00:32:18.380 And that's kind of how they are.

00:32:19.940 So anyway, back on track.

00:32:21.180 So you went from New York.

00:32:23.040 Now you're in Florida.

00:32:24.140 You'll probably be coming home soon, I take it.

00:32:26.820 I went from freezing cold to hotter than hot, and I didn't bring any clothes for the hot place.

00:32:36.480 I just have all wool.

00:32:38.360 Yeah, I know.

00:32:39.220 We didn't know you were going to Florida when you packed.

00:32:41.100 But you were at Mar-a-Lago last night.

00:32:42.520 Can we talk about that?

00:32:43.580 No, that was two nights ago.

00:32:45.480 Or two nights ago.

00:32:46.300 Yeah.

00:32:46.700 People want to hear what goes on in your life.

00:32:48.220 You were in New York, the SNL 50.

00:32:49.720 You didn't go, which I think is awesome.

00:32:52.420 You stood them up, right?

00:32:53.360 You had tickets but didn't go.

00:32:54.860 And then you went to Mar-a-Lago.

00:32:56.820 No, but I saw this kid that used to, you know, back in the day, he rushed by me getting

00:33:05.260 into the hotel, and I tapped on the door, and he turned around, and I go like this, and

00:33:13.080 he goes like this.

00:33:15.520 And I go, oh, he doesn't know it's me.

00:33:17.940 He thinks I'm just a fan.

00:33:19.820 So I open the door.

00:33:20.860 I go, hey, it's me.

00:33:22.020 It's Roseanne.

00:33:22.660 And he goes, yeah, I know.

00:33:26.820 It's a lovely bunch of people.

00:33:35.260 But, no, I didn't run into anybody else.

00:33:40.280 I heard somebody said so-and-so was there and would like it if I would leave a note or

00:33:49.540 something to him.

00:33:51.060 But I just thought, why even risk the energy that, because, you know, they're so mean.

00:33:59.180 They really are.

00:34:00.040 They're mean.

00:34:00.300 And they don't think anyone sees that they're mean either.

00:34:03.660 Yeah.

00:34:04.440 Dang, and they're mean.

00:34:06.100 You know, they're like, ugh.

00:34:07.660 No, they've always been mean.

00:34:09.060 Remember when they wouldn't perform when Andrew Dice Clay was the host?

00:34:11.860 Like, a couple of the actresses, the Nora Dunn, I think, was one of them, refused to do

00:34:15.740 it.

00:34:15.920 And then there was another host.

00:34:19.240 I can't remember, but they refused to show.

00:34:20.980 Oh, Trump.

00:34:21.540 They were all pissed off when Trump hosted.

00:34:23.900 It's like, it's a comedy sketch show that's supposed to be topical and sometimes.

00:34:27.480 They, Kanye pissed them off, too.

00:34:30.120 That's right.

00:34:30.480 They cut all over Kanye, too.

00:34:32.700 I remember.

00:34:33.200 Yeah, it's a gross thing.

00:34:34.420 So, anyway, I'm glad you didn't go.

00:34:35.520 But tell me about Mar-a-Lago, because I heard you got to hang out with Mike Tyson, Russell

00:34:39.300 Brown.

00:34:39.940 Oh.

00:34:40.560 Yeah.

00:34:40.860 People want to hear this shit.

00:34:41.820 And then when I saw Ted Nugent, and God, I saw, oh, the thrill of the night was Nicole.

00:34:52.180 Nicole was there.

00:34:54.000 She looked so gorgeous.

00:34:56.160 And her husband was there.

00:34:58.580 And Carrie Blake was there.

00:35:01.820 And, you know, gosh, there was a million people I should recognize or remember their name.

00:35:08.340 But I don't.

00:35:09.620 As soon as I saw there was a table of hot dogs, I didn't know how I am for hot dogs.

00:35:15.680 Yes.

00:35:16.320 And I was like, oh, my God, they're having hot dogs?

00:35:19.400 Are you kidding?

00:35:21.180 I thought that was the classiest thing they ever could have done there at Mar-a-Lago.

00:35:25.800 Were they in those fancy tins?

00:35:26.380 So I swished my way through the crowd.

00:35:28.540 What?

00:35:29.080 Were they in the fancy serving dishes, the hot dogs?

00:35:31.940 Oh, they was on the cooking grill.

00:35:34.200 Oh, all right.

00:35:34.880 Oh, they had just fresh grilled them.

00:35:37.440 And they had real nice little mini buns.

00:35:40.660 And they weren't long hot dogs.

00:35:42.860 So you'd have to eat three of them.

00:35:44.800 But I couldn't because I didn't want to look like a pig.

00:35:47.620 So I only ate one.

00:35:49.440 And they had nice mustard and the nice relish.

00:35:54.700 But they didn't have any cut up white onions, I was going to suggest.

00:35:58.460 But they didn't have any of that, which I think you need.

00:36:01.400 That's his part.

00:36:03.400 This is so classic, Hugh.

00:36:05.020 I asked you about Mar-a-Lago and Mike Tyson and Russell Brand and Nicole Shannon and all the cool people.

00:36:09.240 And you're talking to me about the hot dogs and the mustard.

00:36:12.060 Like, I want to hear about the celebrities you hung out with.

00:36:15.260 Oh, okay.

00:36:16.440 So.

00:36:17.960 Or talk about the hot dogs.

00:36:18.960 It's your show.

00:36:19.680 I mean, if you think the hot dogs are more interesting than.

00:36:22.020 No, no, it was great.

00:36:23.920 So, well, first of all, they tell me you've got to be in the car by 320.

00:36:30.000 Yeah.

00:36:30.540 And it's like I said, I don't have anything that isn't huge woolen to go to Mar-a-Lago.

00:36:37.660 And so I asked Rob, can you help me go to Saks?

00:36:41.300 And they probably won't have anything to fit me over there.

00:36:44.980 But try to take me over.

00:36:46.700 I knew I had like one, maybe 40 minutes to find something to fit me in there.

00:36:52.080 Yeah.

00:36:52.500 It was late notice.

00:36:53.500 And so, you know, it takes forever to go a block down here, which we didn't factor in that time.

00:37:05.140 So anyway, we rush in there, rush up.

00:37:07.000 And here comes a rather large girl or saleswoman.

00:37:15.860 I spot a big girl, big woman.

00:37:19.760 And so I loved her right away.

00:37:22.760 And I run over, can you help me find something size 6, you know, say 14 or XL?

00:37:31.340 Because I have to go someplace and blah, blah.

00:37:33.780 And I got to do it quick.

00:37:35.520 I got to get it quick.

00:37:38.540 So anyway, then I go looking around while she's looking around.

00:37:43.800 And we meet up, she brings in the winner.

00:37:52.880 And as soon as I saw it, I went, okay, that's the winner.

00:37:56.440 Good.

00:37:57.180 So I got it.

00:37:58.600 And I said, I need shoes.

00:38:01.980 So she went down, we found the perfect shoes.

00:38:05.420 And I said, you know what, if I get a hat, I won't have to fix my hair.

00:38:10.420 That'll save me in time.

00:38:11.740 So we found the perfect hat.

00:38:13.800 Then we rushed our ass off, got in the car, and crawled home for 39 minutes.

00:38:20.020 So by the time I got home, I had approximately 11 minutes to get ready into the car.

00:38:27.320 Oh, no.

00:38:28.180 I didn't have time to shower, you know.

00:38:30.080 I changed my adult diaper.

00:38:32.080 Well, that's as good as a shower.

00:38:33.580 I threw the dress on.

00:38:35.700 Tried to outline my lids and put on the shoes.

00:38:39.780 Washed my toes.

00:38:40.600 They were all filthy from my flip-flop.

00:38:44.520 And put on the hat.

00:38:46.680 Put on the red lips.

00:38:49.280 Put my hair in braids, which I realized wasn't a good idea.

00:38:53.560 But anyway, got in the car.

00:38:57.000 Okay, they take me over there.

00:38:58.980 I don't know where I'm going.

00:39:00.080 You say, get in the car, right?

00:39:04.040 Mm-hmm.

00:39:05.340 Well, I was coordinating it from here.

00:39:06.720 I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

00:39:07.680 I don't know where the hell.

00:39:08.640 He don't know where the hell.

00:39:09.900 He pulls it in the parking lot, rolls down the window, and he goes, who are you?

00:39:17.800 The guy don't even know who I am.

00:39:20.700 Because I don't know who she is.

00:39:23.280 By the way, just got to leave this out.

00:39:25.600 The car was sent through Mar-a-Lago because there's a normal shuttle process.

00:39:29.540 So they said, we don't want your mother to have to go through this shuttle process with the plebeians.

00:39:33.600 We'll get her her own car.

00:39:35.200 So this was a whole thing we had to defer.

00:39:36.920 We had to do it earlier.

00:39:37.740 That's why she's rushing.

00:39:38.720 Gets to the car.

00:39:39.860 The guy has no fucking idea who she is or where she's going.

00:39:42.420 This is from them.

00:39:43.920 Or at least someone organizing a party.

00:39:45.540 And then a guy, three guys with bones on their heads, comes over, and one sticks his head in there.

00:39:52.620 And he's got an accent like a, I don't know, another country.

00:40:05.260 He's sort of, I don't know what he is, but he's, you know, like kind of, he could be Japanese or something.

00:40:14.260 I don't know.

00:40:15.120 But he just looks at me like, you know, I go, I'm Roseanne Barr.

00:40:24.620 Look on your list there.

00:40:25.980 You should have my name on your list.

00:40:27.800 So he looks down.

00:40:28.980 He can't find my name on the list.

00:40:31.140 He goes, do you have any identification?

00:40:33.560 Sure, I do.

00:40:34.380 Here you go.

00:40:35.680 And he looks and makes 400 calls and comes back.

00:40:40.540 We don't know who you are and this and that.

00:40:43.160 And I go, oh, God, my driver don't know who I am either.

00:40:47.660 I go, well, I'll tell you what.

00:40:49.140 Let me text the lady who told me to come here.

00:40:52.940 And do you mind if I get out and smoke a cigarette there?

00:40:57.040 And this guy, I can tell the other guy, he's a five-foot-two Jewish guy from New York.

00:41:04.200 This is SS?

00:41:06.040 Yeah, the security guy.

00:41:08.440 And he goes, I'd rather you didn't, ma'am.

00:41:11.320 So I go, okay, excuse me.

00:41:14.540 So then another four guys come.

00:41:17.520 And that guy goes, they're sending a shuttle for you.

00:41:21.180 I go, oh, that's fabulous.

00:41:23.820 Do you mind if I smoke a cigarette?

00:41:25.780 He goes, no, ma'am, be my guest.

00:41:27.780 So there wasn't no rule on it.

00:41:29.880 The guy was probably thinking he's one of those fucking, what do they call them?

00:41:34.000 We're global warming sorts.

00:41:41.080 I'd rather you didn't because he's like, this is my planet too.

00:41:45.920 Oh, yes.

00:41:47.140 Oh, gross.

00:41:48.080 Global warmer.

00:41:49.120 You know?

00:41:49.700 Global warmer.

00:41:53.460 Okay.

00:41:54.540 So continue.

00:41:55.520 Sorry.

00:41:55.820 I love that.

00:41:56.360 I'm stealing that, calling people global warmers now.

00:42:01.760 So I don't even know where I am by now.

00:42:04.560 Where am I in this story?

00:42:06.780 They let you smoke.

00:42:07.900 Shuttle's on the way.

00:42:08.820 They have no idea who you are.

00:42:09.720 Oh, yeah.

00:42:10.140 So the guy comes and picks me up.

00:42:11.900 Shuttle guy, young kid, looked like a surfer from Florida there, takes me in.

00:42:16.200 We go around and we pass a Gold Royals Royce.

00:42:20.760 I'm like, holy shit, we must be getting to someplace good.

00:42:25.020 You know, so we get in there and he pulls over there into the bushes where they always drop me.

00:42:32.760 He goes, go around the corner there.

00:42:36.340 And I go, what do I do when I get around the corner?

00:42:40.580 He goes, you go through a metal detector.

00:42:42.720 Well, I've already been wanded down twice.

00:42:47.200 And the one guy goes, you mind if I check your bag?

00:42:49.820 You know, he's seen too much of that TV cup stuff.

00:42:54.260 He goes, mind if I check your, he goes, would you jump?

00:42:57.920 He goes like this, can you jump out of the cart right quick, ma'am?

00:43:02.020 And I said, no.

00:43:04.180 I can get out, but it ain't going to be quick.

00:43:09.240 And so he goes, yes, ma'am.

00:43:12.220 Little chuckle.

00:43:13.200 So then he wands me down and then he asks, can he look in my purse?

00:43:17.360 I go, yeah, you can here.

00:43:19.000 Nothing's in there but a lipstick.

00:43:22.240 He goes, you got any knives or funds on you, ma'am?

00:43:28.660 This is his first question.

00:43:32.700 It's hilarious.

00:43:33.540 And I go, I wish.

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00:44:55.200 Yeah, sometimes those guys think you're funny, but sometimes they don't.

00:44:58.780 You've got to be careful.

00:45:00.300 But anyway, so I go around the bush, and what is it?

00:45:04.120 Another metal detector.

00:45:05.700 So I give them my coat and my purse and, you know, go through it, and then I go, okay, now what do I do?

00:45:14.160 Well, ma'am, you're not, the show doesn't start for two hours, and you're not, we're not seating anyone in the big hall.

00:45:23.160 I go, no, I'm not here for the big hall.

00:45:25.800 I'm here for the press thing.

00:45:27.840 Yeah.

00:45:28.240 With Mike Tyson and them.

00:45:30.760 Oh, well, ma'am, Ben, you're going to have to go out through the metal detector and then walk in my new shoes, which were so painful, and then go ahead and walk halfway down the slanted driveway, and then go left and then turn to your right, and someone will meet you in the foliage.

00:45:53.760 So that guy, Rick, or whatever his name is, he appears out of nowhere, and they take me in, and of course, you've got to get wanded a few more times, you know, in there, and to go in there.

00:46:08.920 And so I go around to my seat, and then I just go over, oh, no, this was when we was first getting, after we went through the one x-ray detector and got wandered three times and then went through another detection machine, then we had to go out by the pool and go through another one.

00:46:31.900 And we had to be in a line, and that was a line where I was just behind Mike.

00:46:36.580 Right.

00:46:37.300 And, you know, I saw our friend Baldy that was on our show.

00:46:41.920 Which one is that?

00:46:43.100 Our favorite Baldy.

00:46:45.940 The one that's going to sue everybody.

00:46:49.600 Baldy that's going to sue everybody.

00:46:51.200 Yeah, that we love.

00:46:55.000 Is he a lawyer?

00:46:57.100 We've had a lot of, we've done like 80 shows.

00:46:58.740 No, we love, but we came in with Lara.

00:47:00.240 Oh, Ivan, Rachel.

00:47:04.640 Of course, he was there.

00:47:06.060 Fucking God.

00:47:06.660 And it was great to see him.

00:47:08.580 He's the best.

00:47:09.560 And so that was awesome.

00:47:11.120 We made a video, and then I turned around.

00:47:13.480 I have to say hi to Mike.

00:47:14.880 Get lost.

00:47:16.260 So then I just said, hi, Mike.

00:47:18.260 It's Roseanne.

00:47:18.880 And we just had a great reunion.

00:47:22.140 It was very sweet, and I just love Mike so much.

00:47:24.860 And finally, you know, got to introduce myself to Kiki because I've always waved at her.

00:47:30.240 As she was leaving, I don't want to rush her.

00:47:32.780 But he was able to talk and meet better.

00:47:35.980 And her mom, who I just love.

00:47:38.500 And, you know, what a great, you know, he's in a great place.

00:47:42.000 And then Russell Brand was there, and so that was a nice convo.

00:47:45.860 Did you talk to him?

00:47:47.520 Yeah.

00:47:48.780 He said he enjoyed when I came on his show, and he laughed so much.

00:47:53.680 Yeah.

00:47:54.220 Tell him to come on this show.

00:47:55.460 I keep feeling good.

00:47:56.420 I said, Russell, now that you're a Christian and a dad, you better try buttoning up a couple

00:48:01.560 more buttons on that shirt, hon.

00:48:03.140 And then Mike really laughed.

00:48:07.060 And then Ted Nugent and his wife, I met them, and their kids, their kids really forced the

00:48:16.020 booze down my throat.

00:48:17.800 You know, his kid, I forgot, is Greg Sip's friend.

00:48:21.860 That's right.

00:48:23.180 And so he came up, and he's like, I'm Greg Sip's friend.

00:48:28.920 And I'm like, oh, my God, yeah, we were going to get connected or something, and I had to

00:48:34.720 leave Texas.

00:48:35.700 But, yeah.

00:48:36.520 And he talks just like Greg Sip.

00:48:39.140 Oh, God.

00:48:39.980 There can't be two of them on the same planet.

00:48:41.520 It's a universal energy, which is, I loved it, though.

00:48:46.140 It's fine for about 15 minutes.

00:48:48.280 For those of you who don't know Greg Sip, check out the old Roseanne Nuts show.

00:48:52.540 Or one of our reality shows we did together.

00:48:54.860 He was a cast member.

00:48:55.900 Remember Greg's song?

00:48:57.060 We have to have Greg on here, because his song was so genius.

00:49:00.700 Why must we eat the animals?

00:49:03.880 Oh, why?

00:49:06.880 He's a global warmer, I think, I'm pretty sure.

00:49:10.060 But anyway, so this is just something I want to point out, because it's like, you're in

00:49:15.180 New York for the SNL 50, right?

00:49:17.820 Where, like, the cool people are, and you don't even care.

00:49:20.220 And then you go to Mar-a-Lago, where, like, the weird people are, and it's true, they're

00:49:25.260 infinitely cooler.

00:49:26.380 Russell Brand, Mike Tyson, Ted Nugent, Roseanne Barr.

00:49:30.240 Ted Nugent gave a free concert, too.

00:49:33.100 He's the best.

00:49:33.900 He plays just his guitar.

00:49:35.540 Yeah, he's the nudge.

00:49:36.580 And it blew everybody's mind, and his kids were so cool, and his wife and, you know,

00:49:42.000 all their wives and such.

00:49:43.940 And his one son that he gave up for adoption, we talked, because I said, I had a daughter

00:49:49.860 like that, and, you know, we had a lot to talk about, and they kept on bringing the Chardonnay.

00:49:56.620 And, man, at the end, when Trump came out to intro Ted Nugent, just before, after that,

00:50:05.040 Trump came out, and they was playing YMCA, so everybody started dancing to it, including

00:50:10.500 Trump and Ted.

00:50:12.500 And I was like, damn, I'm going up there.

00:50:14.560 I was so drunk that I was trotting the garden there by the stairs.

00:50:20.340 I was trotting through the gardens to try to hop the fence in those horrible shoes that

00:50:28.760 hurt so bad.

00:50:30.120 I kicked him off and was going to climb the fence to run up on stage to do the YMCA.

00:50:35.860 That's when I go, nope, this time, I'm just going to go home.

00:50:40.320 Good.

00:50:40.860 And that's what I did.

00:50:41.980 Did Trump see you?

00:50:43.000 I didn't want to make a fool out of myself this time.

00:50:45.600 Well, that's good, because I'm always worried about that when you're having too much fun.

00:50:49.660 Although, I'd like you to have fun, but did Trump see you trotting through the garden

00:50:54.520 to rush the stage?

00:50:55.940 No, he was way back.

00:50:57.400 Okay, good.

00:50:59.100 Well, let's hope, let's hope, let's hope there's no security camera footage.

00:51:03.280 I think Carrie saw me, but she'll, she'll, she'll keep her quiet.

00:51:08.100 Yeah, she'll cover.

00:51:08.880 They know when Roseanne Barsley goes up to Mar-a-Lago that it's, you're a wild card.

00:51:12.800 You're like in sunny in Philadelphia.

00:51:14.400 You're the wild card.

00:51:15.880 Everyone knows Roseanne's there.

00:51:18.000 I met a genius.

00:51:19.860 I met the guy who did Kanye's shoe line and worked with Kanye for years, and I can't

00:51:27.320 remember his name, but he knows who he is.

00:51:29.440 Let's get you a shoe line.

00:51:31.900 Well, I, he's now, he's a genius in the foot thing, because he, they say he's the father

00:51:39.440 of the dad shoe.

00:51:41.400 Kanye got famous on the dad shoe.

00:51:43.820 So they had collaborated through all Kanye's designs, but Stephen Smith, I think his name,

00:51:50.820 but I loved him.

00:51:51.680 He was lovely.

00:51:52.540 And he was in, you know, with Nugent family and he was bringing me wine.

00:51:58.220 And I think I had four glasses of wine, which, you know, my limit is two.

00:52:03.940 Well, it's really one half glass, to be honest, is where you're.

00:52:08.360 Not if I've had a hot dog or two.

00:52:10.960 Your limit is different than my limit for you, just to be clear.

00:52:14.320 But yeah, you, you, you don't, you can't drink too much.

00:52:17.020 I remember that one time, were you with me?

00:52:20.380 I think it was Buck and Jenny.

00:52:22.740 We had that, went to that party at Russell, what's his name?

00:52:27.940 The comedian.

00:52:28.740 Yeah.

00:52:30.220 I know, Russell Peters.

00:52:32.320 Yeah.

00:52:32.620 Russell Peters house.

00:52:34.200 Yeah.

00:52:34.480 And he was a DJ and I was really dancing up a storm there with all the youngsters.

00:52:42.460 And some guy goes up to Jenny and goes, I feel kind of bad for you.

00:52:47.020 That you've had to see this your whole life.

00:52:53.000 That's nothing.

00:52:54.020 No.

00:52:54.460 So Jenny came up and goes, Mother, we've got to leave.

00:52:57.940 You're making a fool of yourself.

00:53:00.360 Well, of course I am.

00:53:02.260 I live to make a fool of myself.

00:53:04.840 I've never seen you make a fool of yourself.

00:53:07.080 But last time we were at Mar-a-Lago, you and I both drank a little too much.

00:53:11.140 And I do know we were right on that line of making fools because security.

00:53:15.860 You always tell that story.

00:53:16.840 The security came and asked you to sit specifically, not me.

00:53:20.000 I was holding it together a little better.

00:53:21.300 But you did get told to sit down a few times.

00:53:25.740 I know.

00:53:26.800 And you were dancing when everyone else was sitting and eating, including the president.

00:53:35.080 That's how I look at it.

00:53:36.200 Everyone's like, if anyone ever said, you've got to get your mom under.

00:53:38.840 I was like, fuck you.

00:53:39.440 No.

00:53:40.360 My mom's the party.

00:53:42.080 This is Mar-a-Lago.

00:53:42.900 If you're all going to sit there and just be uptight, then you're no better than the

00:53:46.000 people we hate.

00:53:46.660 You should be able to get fucked up at Mar-a-Lago and have fun.

00:53:49.140 That's what we're about.

00:53:50.000 Well, I find out they do, but they like to eat their dinner first.

00:53:54.560 Oh.

00:53:55.180 Which I understand.

00:53:56.720 Old people, they've got to digest before they let it loose.

00:54:01.020 I was a full three decades younger than any of the people over there.

00:54:05.380 Well, it is pretty cool, again, that you were, I just want to point out, SNL, New York, Manhattan.

00:54:13.060 Oh, my God.

00:54:14.380 There is no partying people like us down here.

00:54:17.760 That's what I'm saying.

00:54:18.700 We're cooler.

00:54:19.440 I don't think they're on drugs.

00:54:21.120 I think they're just, you know, liking to have a drink or two.

00:54:25.120 Absolutely.

00:54:27.060 But I don't know if they're on drugs.

00:54:29.260 I mean, I wish they were on drugs, but I don't think they are down here.

00:54:34.340 Hi.

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00:55:39.720 But I'm just saying, how cool is it that where we are in the golden age right now

00:55:44.180 that fucking Mar-a-Lago with Ted Nugent is a cooler party than SNL 50 in Manhattan?

00:55:51.500 You wouldn't have believed me 15 years ago if I told you that.

00:55:53.560 Even five years ago.

00:55:54.740 But it's a verifiable fact now.

00:55:56.880 The New York mainstream...

00:55:57.780 You should be a party anywhere with Mike Tyson there.

00:56:02.580 Yes.

00:56:03.080 You don't need to be anybody else at that party.

00:56:05.920 I agree.

00:56:06.420 You know, he just had, you know, he had real heartfelt words that were really nice to listen to.

00:56:17.260 Russell was brilliant saying a whole bunch of, as my dad would say, $4 words with a

00:56:24.680 accent, which I can barely understand a word he says.

00:56:30.220 Is that your Russell Brand impression?

00:56:32.540 Yeah, I told him that.

00:56:34.400 Can you do it again?

00:56:35.080 He is very, very, very intelligent.

00:56:44.420 I love him.

00:56:45.380 I love him.

00:56:45.960 So, anyway, okay.

00:56:47.340 I love him.

00:56:48.900 So, you're having a good trip.

00:56:49.920 So, USAID.

00:56:51.620 Look, we haven't talked about the big news of the day.

00:56:54.340 What?

00:56:55.160 Cash Patel confirmed.

00:56:57.540 Cash.

00:56:58.080 I knew.

00:56:58.700 I knew they had to give...

00:57:00.300 They could not...

00:57:02.720 They can't do nothing.

00:57:03.800 They have no power.

00:57:05.200 They're out.

00:57:06.240 It's true.

00:57:06.920 And Mitch McConnell announced his retirement today.

00:57:09.380 Did you see that?

00:57:09.920 Is he going tomorrow?

00:57:11.220 No, he's just not going to run for re-election.

00:57:13.220 So, I think we're stuck with him.

00:57:14.280 Oh, that's a shock.

00:57:15.860 He won't.

00:57:16.460 He's not going to make it.

00:57:18.740 And not as a threat.

00:57:20.200 I mean, he's not going to make it.

00:57:21.720 He freezes.

00:57:22.480 He's too old.

00:57:23.980 He's not.

00:57:24.440 Why don't his wife want him to come home and rest?

00:57:28.260 I don't know.

00:57:29.000 But apparently, check this out.

00:57:30.660 This is what's weird about the day.

00:57:32.420 So, McConnell voted no for Tulsi.

00:57:35.360 He voted no for Hegseth.

00:57:37.620 And I think he voted no for RFK, I'm pretty sure.

00:57:43.780 But, surprisingly, he voted yes for Cash today when he said he wasn't going to.

00:57:48.200 So, he announced his retirement and voted for Cash.

00:57:51.000 So, I've been forming a little conspiracy theory because I have one.

00:57:53.880 What do you think?

00:57:54.960 Well, okay.

00:57:57.000 This isn't going to be popular with our crowd.

00:57:58.900 The USAID audit fraud that we're catching is primarily Democrats.

00:58:04.580 But there are a lot of Republicans.

00:58:06.100 There are a lot of rhinos in it, too.

00:58:07.960 It's not just Democrats.

00:58:09.400 Republicans are on the take, too.

00:58:10.800 We've said it all the time.

00:58:11.620 You and I talk about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham as being on that, too.

00:58:15.180 So, I think McConnell knows he couldn't stop Trump.

00:58:19.500 He couldn't stop it.

00:58:20.700 He announced his retirement.

00:58:21.740 He knows that he's on the take like everyone else in USAID getting kickbacks.

00:58:25.960 So, I think he just is like, fuck it.

00:58:28.180 I'm done.

00:58:29.500 I'm just going to let it happen.

00:58:31.100 I'm going to stand back.

00:58:32.460 I'm going to let us all go down.

00:58:34.480 I'm not going to try and stop it anymore because I'm not going to be able to.

00:58:37.700 Because I'll be dead.

00:58:39.340 Because I won't be here.

00:58:40.900 Yeah.

00:58:41.340 And that's the thing.

00:58:42.720 So, you ever see like the end of an action movie when like the hero dies and you see that

00:58:46.820 last second when they know they're going to die?

00:58:48.580 Like Butch and Sundance?

00:58:50.020 I think that's what it was for McConnell today.

00:58:51.820 Like, okay, you know what?

00:58:53.100 I can't stop it.

00:58:54.320 I'm just going to let it happen.

00:58:56.020 Because, you know, with Cash getting confirmed, what this means is this is the best.

00:59:05.380 This is better than RFK or Tulsi or even Trump winning, just to be clear, in my opinion.

00:59:10.060 The Cash confirmation is the most important.

00:59:13.160 Oh, of all.

00:59:14.140 Yeah, for sure.

00:59:14.620 Of all, and this one I didn't think was going to happen because for those of you who don't

00:59:17.720 know, Cash has been on the show.

00:59:19.460 Cash was the one with Devin Neumann.

00:59:21.400 He was key to everything.

00:59:23.300 He is key even to the election.

00:59:26.140 Absolutely.

00:59:26.640 But he caught Russiagate.

00:59:28.820 I know.

00:59:29.360 But he always made it understandable for Americans.

00:59:33.140 They could understand his vernacular.

00:59:35.680 Well, not just that.

00:59:36.720 He was part of Trump's first administration.

00:59:40.840 He went down when they went after General Flynn.

00:59:43.160 They went after him, too.

00:59:44.180 He was the one that exposed Russiagate.

00:59:46.420 So what they've done is they got exposed four or five years ago by Cash and crew.

00:59:52.680 And they have done everything using USAID.

00:59:55.920 We see a lot of the money was going back to that kind of shit to stop this from happening.

00:59:59.800 They took two shots.

01:00:00.680 Well, they used the U.S.

01:00:02.640 They manufactured Russia, Russia, Russia with it.

01:00:06.460 Mm-hmm.

01:00:08.000 Right?

01:00:08.820 Yes.

01:00:10.080 That is unbelievable.

01:00:12.340 They found the transgender movement.

01:00:15.600 Oh, that's the other thing you say.

01:00:17.100 Like, let's take your bow that you're always right.

01:00:19.580 You always talked about these protesters being paid for BLM shit.

01:00:23.540 They were paid.

01:00:24.660 They found that they were fucking paid.

01:00:26.180 I mean, we knew.

01:00:27.020 But now they have.

01:00:27.480 And they're the same ones, too.

01:00:29.620 Antifa.

01:00:30.420 Yes.

01:00:31.060 Became BLM.

01:00:32.800 Yes.

01:00:33.300 You said this on the show.

01:00:34.600 Became pro-Palestines.

01:00:38.760 Yes.

01:00:39.120 And any other time they need to move busloads of what they're called paid activists.

01:00:48.460 Yes.

01:00:48.780 And Kamala supporters to show up at rallies.

01:00:51.420 They were probably paid.

01:00:52.120 Yeah, Kamala supporters.

01:00:53.240 She bailed their ass out.

01:00:55.760 That's alleged.

01:00:56.760 I don't know if they were paid.

01:00:57.980 This would probably all come to light.

01:00:59.300 But what we know is our tax dollars were not only through a money laundering scheme being used, but these kickbacks were going to the things that we were railed against, that we were railing against, right?

01:01:10.580 Us, like, this doesn't feel right.

01:01:12.800 This doesn't feel organic.

01:01:13.940 We were talking about the transgender movement, the feminist movement, like all the stuff that you and I have been talking about for years.

01:01:19.020 Where we're like, the other side really believes this.

01:01:20.940 But we knew in our hearts that it wasn't organic, but we couldn't put our finger on it.

01:01:25.180 Well, now we know.

01:01:26.380 I put my finger on it.

01:01:27.660 I called it the fake left.

01:01:29.800 Yeah, you did.

01:01:30.360 We called it the fake paid left because nobody in their right mind would have had those opinions because they were not leftist opinions.

01:01:40.020 They were fakest opinions.

01:01:43.300 They had nothing whatsoever to do with anything American.

01:01:48.600 In fact, they were just basically disguised communist or jihadi bullshit.

01:01:55.380 Yes.

01:01:55.860 And then they married up.

01:01:58.900 And, you know, I infiltrated that whole thing.

01:02:03.880 And I saw how it worked.

01:02:05.760 And I have fucking tweets to prove it.

01:02:09.220 I think that's why they came after you, too.

01:02:11.500 It is.

01:02:12.380 Because, you know, they're the same people.

01:02:14.640 They're mentally ill people who sit at home.

01:02:18.300 And they make some extra income by harassing first what I saw.

01:02:23.340 The first people they went after was rape activists online.

01:02:30.540 And they got all of them deplatformed because, you know, they talked about biological girls.

01:02:41.920 Right.

01:02:42.360 And, you know, that's all they do is deplatform anything that helps women or girls because they want to erase women and girls because they want to be them instead.

01:02:54.080 And they won't.

01:02:56.080 And they won't.

01:02:56.940 They're not.

01:02:59.460 They're trans.

01:03:00.840 That means becoming.

01:03:02.020 Like becoming Michelle, you know.

01:03:05.860 Or Brigitte.

01:03:07.780 Oh, yeah.

01:03:10.240 They're becoming.

01:03:11.380 And I understand that.

01:03:12.520 They're bridging.

01:03:13.480 But, you know, I understand a lot of it.

01:03:20.300 And a lot of it is so psychological operations that you can't even discuss.

01:03:26.120 You can't even discuss that it comes from abuse and dissociation instead of gender anomalies.

01:03:33.800 Jesus Christ, they've hidden all that.

01:03:35.520 Because they like that people are divided because then they can really animate them better.

01:03:42.520 When you're divided, you're a controllable op.

01:03:47.400 And I hate that.

01:03:48.800 I hate that they activate abused kids.

01:03:52.020 Well, that's the whole MKUltra program thing, isn't it?

01:03:55.200 The whole thing.

01:03:55.900 And it's also the whole why they're really chomping at the bit to get that AI out there to get on, you know, manipulating and maneuvering and.

01:04:11.900 Destroying more victims that think they made it through, that are programmed for it and don't even know it.

01:04:25.620 You know, it really is a mass media.

01:04:27.920 And what is it programming us for?

01:04:30.040 And that is what I always went on TV to defy.

01:04:34.820 And like you said, who is it?

01:04:36.660 Somebody finally got me and wanted to make a documentary or something about me being who I really am.

01:04:44.340 You know, I got to go get my drink.

01:04:46.160 Wait.

01:04:46.740 Yeah, I want to talk about this.

01:04:48.060 Because, I mean, we can't mention them by name because they're just pitching us.

01:04:51.180 But potentially, there is a documentary.

01:04:55.320 You have one coming out with Joel.

01:04:59.000 But there's another documentary that might be in the works.

01:05:01.620 I was approached by some pretty good people.

01:05:05.520 And they said, well, my mom's going to tell you, is they basically said that her story is a story of media.

01:05:12.160 Yeah.

01:05:12.960 And I think that's true.

01:05:14.440 So, yeah, when I was a little girl, I was always having, you know, internal battles with the TV and with TV shows.

01:05:24.880 Because that's what I did for the most part.

01:05:27.140 Kind of like that movie, Being There.

01:05:29.820 Yeah.

01:05:30.560 Peter Sellers.

01:05:31.420 I love that movie.

01:05:32.820 I love that movie, too.

01:05:34.720 Or no, Peter.

01:05:35.480 Wait.

01:05:35.740 Is it Peter Weller?

01:05:36.560 Peter.

01:05:36.840 I think it's.

01:05:38.080 Peter Sellers was Robert.

01:05:39.400 Wait.

01:05:40.460 I'll look it up.

01:05:41.040 Because I don't want to look like a nitty.

01:05:42.420 Oh, my God.

01:05:43.080 I think it's Peter Sellers.

01:05:47.660 Yes.

01:05:48.140 Peter Sellers.

01:05:48.780 Okay.

01:05:49.400 Thank God.

01:05:52.960 But it does feel like you kind of went into the media like Neo and Matrix and kind of fucked it up from the inside.

01:05:57.880 And you continue to do that.

01:05:59.220 And now even as a podcaster pro post-cancellation and what we've done, what we've seen with politics, like you, I do think you're a part of it.

01:06:07.980 I think you've always been a part of it.

01:06:09.600 And I think it's pretty profound and interesting.

01:06:12.000 And these people got that when they approached me.

01:06:14.220 Like, they got it.

01:06:15.180 I mean, you've been relevant for 40 years on.

01:06:20.360 You're the queen of all media, I guess is what I'm getting at.

01:06:22.880 And no matter what they've done or how times have changed, you've been pretty constant and pretty profound.

01:06:29.340 And I do feel like right now the golden age isn't just for America.

01:06:33.800 It's also for people like you and me on a smaller scale.

01:06:38.260 A lot of us that saw this bullshit and couldn't articulate it and were censored.

01:06:43.140 And now it's like, oh, fucking we told you so.

01:06:45.100 And now everybody's seeing it.

01:06:47.260 And it does.

01:06:47.960 I hate to say that if that I'm rubbing in, I told you so.

01:06:51.400 Like, I should be above that.

01:06:53.240 But I'm really not.

01:06:54.240 I like knowing that the people that fought me for the last 20 years know that they were wrong.

01:06:59.220 And they know now that I was right and that we were right.

01:07:02.100 And I like it.

01:07:03.360 Because I was mad every fucking day.

01:07:05.540 Every day.

01:07:07.240 And I had to stand up.

01:07:08.540 I had to defend my positions.

01:07:09.720 I was called names.

01:07:10.740 We all were.

01:07:11.380 And now we know for it's verifiable fact that they were stealing our money and using our money.

01:07:17.480 And you always say manufacturing consent.

01:07:20.760 That's what they were doing with the USAID money.

01:07:23.500 We know that.

01:07:24.140 And manufacturing dissent.

01:07:28.000 Dissent, yeah.

01:07:28.920 Both sides.

01:07:30.220 Everything that comes across all media bandwidth, they own.

01:07:35.420 And then I love their scam and their grift, how they pretend it ain't what it is, you know?

01:07:40.120 Mm-hmm.

01:07:41.920 Where they got a lot of NGOs to, as they call them, shell companies, to hide who they really are and what they're about.

01:07:49.360 But as I found out as somebody who likes to research, you know, they do all seem to have the same root, which is one of two things.

01:08:00.880 And they basically do meet in the middle where it becomes a hatred of Jews.

01:08:12.180 It does seem to be that.

01:08:13.840 That's it.

01:08:14.780 Yeah.

01:08:15.000 I mean, I've searched it.

01:08:16.660 And that is what it is in all these philosophies and especially in big money.

01:08:25.520 Even people you would not assume to be involved in giving money to projects that fund a hate and kill the Jews movement, namely liberal Jews.

01:08:40.540 Well, they are indeed doing so.

01:08:43.120 And I just know God got sick of it because he told me this can't, the center cannot hold.

01:08:49.960 So, you know.

01:08:50.560 And I saw it because it couldn't.

01:08:54.040 And that just was common God sense.

01:08:57.820 And it blew up.

01:08:58.800 You know, they blew themselves up because they're so stupid.

01:09:02.100 Yeah.

01:09:02.940 They really were not.

01:09:04.040 They're so stupid.

01:09:04.780 Their stupidity matched their arrogance of what they thought they were entitled to.

01:09:10.600 Entitled to what?

01:09:12.500 Human's breath?

01:09:14.620 Yeah.

01:09:16.160 You see it.

01:09:17.380 Like, even like left-wing influencers on Twitter now.

01:09:22.280 Like, you can feel like this desperation that they've lost their leverage.

01:09:25.560 They've lost their power.

01:09:26.920 They know it.

01:09:27.540 They've got nada.

01:09:29.380 Nothing.

01:09:30.100 You know what?

01:09:30.900 And they know it.

01:09:31.620 And what a laugh I have.

01:09:35.140 I know.

01:09:35.820 That's what I'm saying.

01:09:36.700 It's great.

01:09:37.360 I feel kind of bad.

01:09:38.100 Ian Jesus was laughing for 24 solid hours last eve.

01:09:44.920 Well, it doesn't even hit the same.

01:09:46.500 Like, when I read the, what are those fucking brothers that I can't stand?

01:09:49.960 Or whatever.

01:09:50.560 Whenever I see a leftist on Twitter now, it's like, it's just sad.

01:09:54.540 Like, it's like, oh, I'm almost, can I say something?

01:09:57.320 I'm almost embarrassed that I was intimidated by these people because I had seen this up until

01:10:01.260 this last year.

01:10:02.040 It's like a pretty even culture war.

01:10:04.520 And they had big tech.

01:10:05.940 And they were censoring.

01:10:06.980 It's like, it was scary.

01:10:08.180 We almost lost America.

01:10:09.440 But now, after you see what happens, like, they were paper tigers.

01:10:13.100 They were weak.

01:10:13.680 They weren't smart.

01:10:14.920 They did everything wrong.

01:10:16.820 We kicked their ass.

01:10:18.320 And it's like, now I'm like, ugh.

01:10:19.740 I can't believe I thought you were, like, a worthy opponent.

01:10:22.700 Like, I'm embarrassed of you.

01:10:24.180 And now when I see a leftist Twitter post, the old days I'd get in there and fight with

01:10:28.120 them.

01:10:28.280 Now I'm just like, ugh.

01:10:29.440 Like, get, leave.

01:10:30.580 You're making me sick.

01:10:32.080 You're so gross.

01:10:32.660 I'm telling you.

01:10:33.660 The truth is about to reveal itself.

01:10:37.040 Well, tell us, O prophetess, because you're always right.

01:10:40.120 I'm not going to argue with you.

01:10:41.580 What's going to happen?

01:10:44.680 The truth is going to be revealed.

01:10:47.720 It's, as my prayer says, 11-11-11 meditation, which I made in my temple, which I created

01:10:58.160 on the big island.

01:10:59.280 And when I was watching it, Jake, I realized I must return.

01:11:02.840 Because I've got to do the special push for the world right now.

01:11:06.380 Yeah.

01:11:06.680 And, of course, that place is a vortex.

01:11:09.260 Like, when I was in New York, my thoughts, my just regular resting thoughts that rushed

01:11:15.080 through my head, were way funnier.

01:11:17.740 Yeah.

01:11:18.480 Way funnier than other places.

01:11:22.260 Like, you know, in L.A., I wasn't, I didn't feel that funny.

01:11:25.580 I didn't want to go on stage at all.

01:11:27.960 I really wanted to go to the comedy clubs, but I think, you know, God made it snow so

01:11:33.320 bad to prevent me from doing that because he knew I would just get in trouble.

01:11:40.380 I don't think you'd get in trouble at a comedy club anymore.

01:11:42.820 I think we won.

01:11:43.560 I think culture is ours, and I think you can go back and start shit, and you can start

01:11:49.340 causing trouble in comedy clubs all over the country.

01:11:51.280 Do you think I can say, oh, my God, I hope so, because I have gathered the worst material

01:11:58.640 on Hollywood.

01:12:01.060 Yes, please.

01:12:02.240 I've got quite a hundred gossip rags about the shit I've seen.

01:12:07.580 Do you want to talk about what happened this week or no?

01:12:09.720 I was thinking not because I would say like this, Hollywood, and here's how I'm going to

01:12:19.160 say it.

01:12:20.160 This is how Mel said it, too.

01:12:22.580 It's just dead.

01:12:24.320 It is.

01:12:24.960 There's no new ideas at all.

01:12:27.740 Well, so some of them who have no ideas at all, suddenly, for some fucking reason, I don't

01:12:36.200 know if anyone knows, I'm trying to find the center for this thing there, because they don't

01:12:43.940 have no ideas of their own that they didn't steal from me.

01:12:47.060 I, as I've always said, and you know, everybody who follows me knows that that's true.

01:12:52.340 Yeah.

01:12:53.200 But now, you know, they suddenly think I, they all kind of want to, they want to be in business

01:13:00.840 with me.

01:13:01.440 I don't know why.

01:13:02.380 Why would they do, why would they want to do that?

01:13:05.000 And, and I was given word that some of them would want to go in business with me if I

01:13:15.380 would simply apologize for being a racist.

01:13:23.440 Right.

01:13:24.900 Pretty much.

01:13:25.740 And, uh, after what they did to me, or a political tweet about Iran, which they called

01:13:35.620 racist, because, um, they didn't want anybody to know that the, um, Obama administration is,

01:13:48.540 was completely corrupt in the way it sold out you, the United States of America.

01:13:55.740 America to, uh, tip the balance of power in the Middle East against the only country that

01:14:08.880 has, um, the same values as the United States of America.

01:14:15.060 Now, why would he do that?

01:14:17.020 Yeah.

01:14:17.140 And to make that state that every day gets on TV and says, we've got to destroy Jaime town,

01:14:28.080 uh, he'd make them his first choice in, uh, battle against.

01:14:41.740 People who are mostly, not mostly, but there's a large number of them who are Americans who

01:14:51.920 moved there and have, and have dual citizenship.

01:14:55.880 But, uh, you know, you have to go, this guy, he didn't like Jews very much.

01:15:02.000 And even worse than that, I think he just didn't like the Jewish religion.

01:15:07.740 I think there's a difference between people who hate Jews because they hate Judaism and

01:15:13.880 people who hate Jews because they got some other thing going on.

01:15:20.000 You know, it's not religion.

01:15:21.500 It's some other, uh, raced, race thing like pharaonic.

01:15:26.000 Like, oh, they're just our peasants and they think they're our equal thing.

01:15:31.140 Well, Barack Hussein Obama and Valerie Jarrett, his, his brain, who's Iranian, uh, they don't

01:15:39.180 like Israel naturally, either one of them, the Muslim brotherhood.

01:15:42.880 I don't think they do.

01:15:44.700 And I know the Muslim brotherhood who had been to their white house, like more times than

01:15:51.160 anybody else, they don't like Israel either or Jews.

01:15:56.780 No, um, because they want Israel because they're imperialists.

01:16:00.480 So they've been infiltrating our government for a long, long time.

01:16:03.540 And I think USAID is going to show a lot of that because I, I always tease all right

01:16:07.960 hearts because I get it.

01:16:09.340 The leftists don't like Israel because that's where I'm saying right there.

01:16:12.460 Yeah.

01:16:13.180 That is the, uh, hookup right there is the anti, the Jew hate.

01:16:19.020 That's the hookup.

01:16:19.900 Yeah.

01:16:20.920 And it is like, I can do it, but that's like the two wires that shouldn't go together, but

01:16:25.660 always do.

01:16:26.620 And that's always the point of exposure that it is, uh, uh, a, uh, a jihad against the

01:16:34.260 Jewish state and not just that, but all living Jews.

01:16:38.020 Well, all Western.

01:16:39.700 Yes.

01:16:40.220 The only good Jew is a dead Jew.

01:16:42.940 That's what it is.

01:16:44.040 Well, it's again, so the Muslim brotherhood Qatar, which is the number one financer of all the

01:16:48.780 college idiot kids are the ones that are paying for all these protests.

01:16:52.280 Like Qatar, most.

01:16:54.360 Yeah.

01:16:54.760 So they've infiltrated our government.

01:16:56.880 They infiltrated our universities that they infiltrate the Muslim brother is not dumb.

01:17:00.940 They're brilliant.

01:17:01.880 They're, they're really well financed and everybody is kind of falling for it on both sides.

01:17:07.700 And, you know, you and I get a lot of hate in the comments cause we say this every week

01:17:10.860 and it cracks me up cause it's like, you're an alt right tard and you're watching Muslims

01:17:15.280 like behead Christians and want to blow up Israel and hate America.

01:17:18.200 And you're like, I fucking hate these Jews.

01:17:20.380 And it's like one state with like 8 million people.

01:17:24.000 And that's what you're focused on every day.

01:17:25.940 The billion Muslims, the 30% of them that are extremists or the 10% that are really extremists

01:17:31.300 want you dead.

01:17:32.420 They want America gone.

01:17:33.820 They want Israel gone.

01:17:35.120 That's who's funding this.

01:17:36.380 And you'll see in USAID, I don't know if you saw, there was money that went to like Hamas

01:17:41.760 rappers and to help them put rap videos out.

01:17:46.240 And this is another thing that came up in the audio.

01:17:47.760 Like they were actually funding Palestinian and Hamas propaganda, our tax dollars.

01:17:54.040 And it's no secret when you really see it.

01:17:56.700 I know all of it.

01:17:57.680 I know all of it is at the bottom of all the different grifts that come out of moving

01:18:04.880 child sex slaves.

01:18:06.380 There's a lot of businesses, side businesses you can get with that.

01:18:09.760 Absolutely.

01:18:10.620 And that is what it is.

01:18:12.300 And the UN and the UN and every caliphate, as well as the Catholic Church and the Bank

01:18:19.420 of International Settlements, finance and keep all that shit going.

01:18:23.660 And Epstein was small potatoes in that world, but that's all they concentrate on.

01:18:30.740 But still, they don't even give us the small Epstein crumbs, because that will betray the

01:18:37.520 entire structure of it.

01:18:39.520 When you see, oh, how many, you know, Vatican accounts are tied up with Epstein?

01:18:48.080 That all goes back to HSBC banks, which people hacked in 07, that showed everything was Epstein.

01:18:57.660 Everything.

01:18:58.060 And, you know, I think everything that's happened since the HSBC bank hack back then has been

01:19:06.260 fake news to cover that up, because they were terrified that people were going to find that

01:19:13.400 out.

01:19:13.960 And, you know, it took all these years, lo, these many years, to bring it back into focus.

01:19:18.900 And it hasn't shown even the Epstein part yet, which is all those investment companies, every

01:19:26.180 Jeffrey Epstein thing, they tried to hide it.

01:19:29.280 It's everything.

01:19:30.460 It's about passports, even.

01:19:32.680 It's everything.

01:19:33.580 And it's about, it's about, like, I won't even get into that.

01:19:41.220 Well, let's just say.

01:19:41.780 It's about everything.

01:19:43.100 It's a basis of economics.

01:19:47.600 Right.

01:19:48.220 Oh, my God.

01:19:49.400 It's just the devil himself, and it trades in human flesh.

01:19:53.360 In every country.

01:19:54.780 In every intelligence organization.

01:19:56.560 Everywhere.

01:19:56.740 You know what?

01:19:59.220 We can't make money.

01:20:00.520 We've already screwed up it.

01:20:02.240 We've killed and screwed up, you know, Chernobyl.

01:20:05.580 We fucked everything up.

01:20:06.820 Fukushima.

01:20:07.680 So now, I mean, we look around, we can't grow nothing.

01:20:10.900 We can't fucking.

01:20:11.840 You know what?

01:20:12.420 We're going to have to turn people into the profit making thing.

01:20:16.840 That's what they did.

01:20:18.300 Yeah.

01:20:18.600 Cartels do it.

01:20:19.200 But I just want to say, we're not saying Israel doesn't do this shit, or there aren't Jewish

01:20:24.460 human trafficking, like, everyone thinks, like, we turn a blind eye.

01:20:27.800 Our point is, we understand that everybody does it.

01:20:30.160 Every intelligence organization.

01:20:31.400 No, there's tons of Jewish criminals.

01:20:33.780 Of course.

01:20:34.400 But let me finish.

01:20:36.260 I'm not as much as anybody else, but they're not the only criminals.

01:20:39.640 No.

01:20:39.880 And the United States does this shit.

01:20:41.480 So our argument is not that Israel is perfectly malone.

01:20:44.800 It's that, hey, why are you only focused on Israel doing this shit when there's 56 Muslim

01:20:49.300 countries and their fucking prophet married an eight-year-old?

01:20:52.040 Trust me.

01:20:52.540 Child trafficking is happening everywhere.

01:20:54.100 And it's not just Jews.

01:20:56.300 It's not just Israel.

01:20:57.540 It's every country.

01:20:58.820 You're only focused on one.

01:21:00.200 Why?

01:21:00.780 Because the real people that are really making the money at that are telling you to focus

01:21:05.000 at the Jews.

01:21:05.680 That's our problem.

01:21:06.680 Why don't you look at the people that actually are doing it?

01:21:08.900 The Vatican is heavily involved.

01:21:10.480 The Muslim Brotherhood is heavily involved.

01:21:12.100 Yes, Epstein-Masad is involved.

01:21:13.540 Catholics go off on their anti-Semitic rages about the abuse of children and all that stuff.

01:21:23.500 Catholics.

01:21:24.240 Yeah.

01:21:24.600 They do it online and I can't even stand it.

01:21:27.480 And I'm like, wait a minute.

01:21:29.080 Did you ever, you know, like Jesus says, cast the beam out of your eye before you try to

01:21:36.980 get the splinter out of mine, girl?

01:21:38.940 Yeah.

01:21:39.400 Hello?

01:21:40.460 Yeah.

01:21:40.660 What makes you think that you can spew that kind of hate against a whole bunch of people?

01:21:48.440 I don't do that to you.

01:21:49.960 No, I love Christians.

01:21:51.200 I love Catholics.

01:21:52.040 I just say, who's fucked, no matter who they represent with?

01:21:56.620 I mean, a fucked person is a fucked person.

01:21:59.120 Well, I put it this way.

01:22:01.300 I always, I love my Christian and Catholic friends and my Muslim friends.

01:22:05.960 I hate all my friends.

01:22:07.220 No, but I'm saying like, I will say the Vatican did engage in child trafficking, but it doesn't

01:22:15.140 mean that I don't like Christian people or Catholics.

01:22:17.140 Like that's, that's an organization I understand is infiltrated.

01:22:19.680 Same as Mossad or the CIA or FBI.

01:22:21.880 Like I get this, but I don't hear that from the other side.

01:22:25.660 Can I just finish?

01:22:26.560 I don't hear that from the other side where they go, oh yeah, it's just the, it's just

01:22:30.500 the Israels.

01:22:31.140 The Jews are fine.

01:22:32.600 It's the Israeli government.

01:22:33.560 Like we do about them.

01:22:34.660 No, it's, if you listen to them, it's like, if I can choose, it's like, whoa, bro, I'm

01:22:39.280 not coming after you and your Vatican was fucking children and transferring priests from one

01:22:43.920 church to the other.

01:22:44.720 Like I watched Spotlight.

01:22:46.260 That doesn't mean Christians are horrible.

01:22:48.040 I get that.

01:22:48.900 Why can't you guys afford the same thing back?

01:22:51.720 It's insanity.

01:22:52.640 Thank you.

01:22:53.780 Let me finish.

01:22:54.420 That's all I wanted to say.

01:22:55.120 I mean, we also get indoctrinated with fear of the other.

01:22:59.340 Yeah, of course.

01:22:59.920 But, you know, we're all just fucking lab rats to the people at the top.

01:23:04.840 They don't, they don't give a fuck.

01:23:06.600 I mean, they're like, okay, this one comes from Eastern Europe and this one comes from,

01:23:11.380 you know, South Africa and this one comes from China.

01:23:14.400 They don't give a fuck.

01:23:15.500 No, they don't.

01:23:16.700 They don't give a shit.

01:23:17.980 Like we think everybody's going to be happy and listen and respect our voice.

01:23:23.060 Fuck.

01:23:23.320 They don't give a fuck.

01:23:24.440 I don't need them to.

01:23:25.080 They just want your fucking liver, bitch.

01:23:27.140 I don't give a fuck for what you've got to say.

01:23:29.260 They want your organs.

01:23:30.160 They want your children.

01:23:31.000 And they want your tax dollars to fund their bullshit so they can fucking money launder shit.

01:23:35.140 That's all.

01:23:35.680 That's what we've.

01:23:36.460 They already took everybody's tax money.

01:23:38.380 Now they want your house and your identity.

01:23:41.380 All right.

01:23:42.200 I don't know, but here's how it's going to go.

01:23:44.560 Like I told you, that guy, he did get the 500 million because I did pray on him.

01:23:49.180 So, you know, I am going to pray that everything will work out just fine real quick.

01:23:56.420 That's my prayer for the world.

01:23:58.200 Me too.

01:23:59.560 And I just want to say, Cash Patel, the reason I think it's so important is, and I'm going to hold his ass to the fire.

01:24:05.160 We all have to.

01:24:05.940 He has claimed that he will release the Epstein files once he becomes the head of the FBI.

01:24:11.480 Oh, I know he will.

01:24:13.080 So he's fucking better.

01:24:14.860 And you know he's going to do a lot more than that.

01:24:16.140 I know exactly what he's going to do.

01:24:19.280 And it's like this.

01:24:25.060 It's time.

01:24:26.460 And he's a real public servant.

01:24:30.380 We thought that when we interviewed him, we thought he had a lot of integrity.

01:24:34.220 And he's authentic.

01:24:35.720 So we're behind you.

01:24:38.160 Cash, go get our cash.

01:24:41.080 I love it.

01:24:42.260 Cash me outside, Pete.

01:24:43.420 That was the best tweet ever.

01:24:44.640 All right.

01:24:44.940 All right.

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - February 21, 2025

Kash Me Outside, Pedos ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #088

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