"They are all Monsters" | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #089
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 11 minutes
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170.82988
Summary
Rob and Mel talk about their recent trip to Los Angeles to attend a charity gala, how they feel about the current state of the economy, and what it's like to be a social media influencer in a post-retirement world.
Transcript
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I'm always trying to search out a new way to start since it's a whole new world now.
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I've got a lot of followers on other platforms.
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You're probably the number one post-Social Security retiree age,
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Yeah, I think I am the most popular Social Security recipient podcaster.
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But, you know, my point is to speak to the young folks who I feel like,
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and a lot of their kids I'm raising right now on my reruns,
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and my common sense plus my beauty and sexuality.
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But anyway, greetings, Earthlings and humans with souls,
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as well as animals who are far more intelligent than humans,
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because they don't need to bullshit themselves.
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It's been just a couple of days since I got home, right, Jake?
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You said, I have hardly hung out with you, your family, and the grandkids for five months.
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Well, we left Texas in October, and then you went to L.A., and you were taking care of Buck.
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Every time I go to L.A., it's just a nightmare because the phone calls start.
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And then it's like, you've got to go to this event, that event.
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You've got to get with this person, that person.
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And I don't really need to, but it's funny how stuff works.
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But stuff does work weird when you go to L.A., and people know you're there.
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People who used to, I don't know what it is, but I know, I just almost about,
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well, first when I got to L.A., I got the flu, which everybody's got now, right?
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I'm still recovering, and I hope I didn't get you sick again.
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As soon as I walked in the house and heard everybody coughing,
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I'm like, oh, Christ, I shouldn't have left Florida for another week.
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Well, Rob and Mel were sick in Florida, but they weren't sick like you guys.
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They didn't hack their lungs up every 10 seconds.
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Just real quick, we didn't do an episode last week.
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It's the first time we didn't do an episode, and we've done it through the elections,
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through travels, we've done it through Christmas, we've done it,
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And that's just a testament to how fucking horrible this really was,
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I guess, do you think they're releasing a new, well, the bird flu or another Fauci-like attack on us?
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I've got to be honest, it felt like a bioweapon.
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I got it in Hawaii when we did the Roseanne's Nuts.
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No, it's been around for a while, but I got it.
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I didn't know it was the bird flu at the time, but I got really sick.
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So Roseanne's Nuts, check it out on Amazon Prime if you haven't seen it.
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And they were doing an interview, and I remember they did a pickup,
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and I put on a shirt, and they're like, just say this to the camera.
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And all of a sudden, I just kind of, my skin started hurting.
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And then I was like this for about 12 hours, shivering.
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And then my dumb ass, I wanted to get home because we were taking hiatus.
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Oh, you probably spread it everywhere, super spreader.
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And I knew I was doing it, and I just, I had to get home.
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So then I got home and had to fucking pack a house and move it with the bird flu.
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This flu last week was the second sickest I've ever been.
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I should tell everybody to check out my girlfriend, Ann Vanderstiel's thing on X.
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Because she put out a thing today that the mRNA vaccine is actually a way to transfer energy
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This was during COVID, I remember this conspiracy theory.
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So it wasn't just a shit shot that makes you get cancer and AIDS.
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It's turning into, what, a human telephone pole?
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That you get the spike proteins, and then when the 5G goes on, it activates whatever in your
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But I never got the shot, so I don't think I'm, I don't think that's what I have.
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These people that are doing this kind of stuff, the way they think of the humans, you know,
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the earthlings, you know, the way they think about the earthlings, it's some really sick shit.
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I mean, if you think it, break it down, they don't think they are human.
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Otherwise, they wouldn't come up with bioweapons to make people really sick and kill them off.
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Also, if it's your engineering bioweapon, like, you're vulnerable yourself as a human.
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That's why we don't do warfare, biowarfare, because it's like, oh, if I throw this to Russia,
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Monstered gas, all that shit, it kills you too.
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So for someone to make this shit in the lab means either they're not human.
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I think they have a whole other DNA as earthlings.
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Or, you know, not to be a big nerd, but, you know, back 20 years ago, you remember this.
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Whenever anyone got sick, the first thing they did is they said, go get antibiotics.
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All of the, even COVID, like the body, the immune system, it's a constant war.
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So what they did is they just blew out everybody's antibodies.
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And then the viruses mutated and they became deadly.
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I just suspected, oh my God, I can't get sick again because when I first flew to L.A., which was what, four months ago?
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I got so sick, and I had just got cocky because I had flown four times and not got sick.
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First, it was every time I flew, I'd get something, you know, because it's just stale farts.
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The whole airplane is made up of stale farts, which are really just shit in gaseous form.
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So you're flying in a tin can full of shit particles and inhaling them for six, seven hours, so of course you're going to get sick.
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And then everyone's on there, got the bird flu like you did when you carelessly flew back from Hawaii.
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When you're sick, you should stay the fuck off an airplane because you're putting that on old people and babies and shit.
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Did you see with that USAID raid that Chelsea Clinton got like $58 million or something at the wedding that Ghislaine Maxwell attended?
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We always talk about Haiti and what happened in Haiti.
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Listen, you know, my hashtag, and I was, you know, because I got it from God, and I was like, it's going to take 20 years for people to get this.
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And it's like, it's always proven, and I sound less crazy because that is exactly what it is.
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You've sounded a lot less crazy over the last five years.
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Because it's starting to happen to me, too, where people, like stuff I said, where people tell me it's crazy, it's starting to be proven true.
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It feels good for me, but I feel myself is probably a little bit more egotistical than you are.
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I just like it when God gives me the thought and I write it down, and I'm like, let's see how long it takes them to get it.
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Right, and then when they get it, you just feel like, oh, good, I did my job as a messenger.
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No, I feel like, good, they got it, and then I'm like, wait till they catch up with the last 50 I laid.
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When I say Democrat baby blood drink and Democrat donors, they all go, oh, Christ, here she goes.
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And when that one's proven, which I think will be in the next year, then they're going to go, God, Roseanne.
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And then the best one is, you know, my friend Joel Gilbert, who I met through my friend Mel Kay.
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And I do want to take a little bit, a minute to talk about it.
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And she's written this great book, Americans Anonymous, based on the 12 steps of AA, about how we are drugged and we've got to get sober from bullshit.
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And this is a 12-step program about how we can retake control of our lives, our souls, and our minds.
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This is an excellent book, and it's very well written.
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And everybody should read it because it's like, you know, as any addicts of, you know, we're addicted to bullshit because of the media feeds it to us.
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But, you know, it's no different than being addicted to cocaine or, you know, alcohol or anything else.
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You know, everything you do is to protect your addiction.
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Well, you've got to drop that and ask God to step in and help you face reality and what's real.
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And I think that's why they voted for Trump, because that was their first, the first knowledge of, like, I am powerless over my life.
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Yeah, I think that's, well, first of all, Mel Kay is a genius.
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And she, I highly recommend checking her out on TimCast, Tim Pool Show, a couple weeks ago about USAID.
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Because she's been saying it for 10 years, like I've been saying, USAID that she's been talking about is the same thing as me saying pedo ponzi pirate priest class.
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It's the very same thing, because USAID is just a big yank that takes Americans' tax dollars to fund programs to destroy Americans' rights.
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So, and it also is worldwide in that it takes you, it takes my tax dollars as a Jewish American, and I pay big taxes.
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It takes my tax dollars as a Jewish American to fund Hamas killing Jews.
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That's USAID, and I've had them in my targets for a long time, too.
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UN, the Luciferic case trust of the UN, which is Lucifer.
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And it is pedo-ponzi priest class, pirate priest class.
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And they are Satanists, and they don't think of themselves as human.
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And it goes back to the Gnostic crackheads, you know, from Babylon.
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The whole Gnostic theory comes from Babylon bullshit.
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And I am just pretty rasta when it comes to burning Babylon down,
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And kudos to her for, she was so happy when USAID was finally pretty much defunded,
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And, of course, it's the Clinton Foundation, which is really Epstein.
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And Epstein is really the bankers and their scams to steal American taxpayer dollars.
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And they found out a way to make it work for them.
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They got in positions of power in our government and everywhere else,
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particularly the U.N. and the Vatican, everywhere.
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And I think that's why they don't, they're so afraid to expose the Epstein list,
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because on it will be every CEO of every bank in the Western world,
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As I said, was proven in the 2008 HSBC Bank Act,
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And they covered it up from 2008 by putting Obama in there,
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with all the drama they created with the fake news, which is so huge,
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to keep us from knowing that they were robbing us blind and making us pay to be poisoned and killed,
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and making us pay for our children to be stolen.
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Once we're homeless and they burned us out of our homes and we have nowhere to live,
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They traffic children from Chicago to the Ukraine.
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I mean, this is all going to be exposed, and everybody who thinks I'm crazy right now,
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So they can someday look back and go, God, you know, she knew it before we do.
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I know everything before you do, because I'm connected, and, you know,
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because I can get anybody on the phone, and you can't.
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And I try to report back to you, because I do have a vested interest
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in the survival of the human race and this republic.
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Because I'm an earthling and a human being, and I have a soul.
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I'm vested, well, I think, yeah, because I have grandchildren and children
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and grandparents, and I come from a long, long line of people who question things.
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She was also on Tim Pool talking about USAID, or USA, depending on how you say it.
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With the rifle standing in front of things that said USAID.
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I've been told it's USAID, but I don't know that that's right.
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I mean, we've been traveling, and I was sick, and I really want to get your take on it.
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Well, that's what I thought the whole binders thing was about, like, calling out these, you
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know, supplicants that are, you know, influencers of other supplicants, and giving them the binders,
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which is all known horseshit that we've known back since Q days.
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And we were sitting there because we thought it was really going to be something new.
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And then Mel said, what if it's just the same old shit?
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They're just citizen journalists that don't really, you know, they're not really critical.
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They're sort of critical thinkers, but they're more right wing.
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They're more right wing, and they kind of want, I don't want anyone to be angry at me,
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but they do favor kind of a theological rule in America, which I'm not for.
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And so I separate myself from that because I believe in freedom of and from religion.
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I think that's what the Constitution guarantees us and supports, you know, if you don't want
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Well, before we get into that, I just want to finish up on Mel real quick.
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Well, I was doing that, and I was saying that she said, we've made a podcast with other
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And then she said, I'm not going to put it on because we were pissed about the binders
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And then Mel said, I'm not going to run it because I think this is enough.
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But real quick, I just want to say, her on Tim Pool, Mel K is great.
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I always talk about how we had her on our podcast.
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I've always said, Mel's done the research where when we say they, they.
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And USAID, when it came out, we've indicated her older episode, everything she's saying,
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everything you've been saying, everything I've been saying.
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And I'm really happy about this stuff coming to light because, you know, we were, we were
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But just seeing the money that went to Chelsea Clinton and Hillary Clinton and the foundation
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and how little went to the Haitian children and all the jokes we make about it.
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Like we've known this, but now everybody knows it.
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And it's, that's why I asked you, like, I'm, I'm profoundly in awe of you that you're
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Like you're very Zen about it where I'm like, I'm still angry.
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And I want to go call everyone that pissed me off the last 15 years and said I was bullshit
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And, you know, you got to keep swimming and don't just stop because you'll sink to the
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You're onto the next and you're first on the next.
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Is that you figured it out before everybody else.
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Yeah, but they're never going to give you credit for figuring it out either.
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And that's why I was going to say her friend, Joel Gilbert, I just watched the documentary
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he made on my entire career, which comes out in June, the end of May, I guess.
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And I was watching it going, damn, I can't believe how much crap I lived through.
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Like, the amount of shit you've started for fucking nearly half a century.
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Yeah, let's talk about the documentary, Roseanne is America.
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I love the attention he gave to my tweet and the explanation of it, the geopolitical explanation
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of it, rather than saying, you know, about what was happening in Iran and the Muslim
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And it was just, that I felt like was just a relief to me that, you know, people will
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And it was all David Brock that is the boyfriend of James Oliphantus of Pizzagate.
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And, you know, here I was in the spearhead of that movement.
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I mean, I still believe that there should be one law for everybody.
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And, of course, you know, nobody should be a second-class citizen, because that is just
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And it kind of goes to, well, I'll talk about that later, but it goes to people who
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accuse other people of treating their population, saying that you have a two-tiered justice system
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and they're a fascist society with no elections, is a special delight, which amused me when
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I watch clips of the Oscars when they gave Hamas an Academy Award.
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I hope this is the last year that the Oscars exist.
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It's nothing but a bunch of pedophiles, commies, fruitcakes, and Satan worshipers.
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You know, the Jewish Jew-haters is like, you know, I guess the equivalent would be if
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black people would say a tap dancer, you know, bootlicker.
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Uncle Tom's a hero if you really read that book.
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But, you know, am I tap dancing fast enough for you?
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I was on fire when I saw the clips and I'm like, can you misrepresent historical fact
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any further, you lying fucking KGB agent commie bastard?
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Well, it is funny to say Jews run the media and then the entire Oscars and everything is
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It's certainly not Zionist pro-Jews that run the media, which is who everyone is mad
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And I just really want to say that when a Jew capitulates, when I say he's the kind
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of Jew that's every Nazi's best friend, he's standing up there with Nazis praising him.
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And then Hitler founded the Muslim Brotherhood.
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And then Hollywood honors them with an Academy Award.
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I saw it got 18 million and I don't believe that.
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And I don't know if that's like an accumulation of online and everything, but the Oscars have
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been losing ratings every year, but this year it seemed to do well.
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Oh, so maybe it's the only place that retards can go to watch any Jew killing pedophiles getting
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Like how we had during Obama years, how we had Fox News.
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And everyone's like, Fox News ratings are beating everyone.
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And that's why I did well, because it's like, where are they going to go?
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So it's like, Oh, we'll go to the Oscars with the pedo party and we're cool again.
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And then everyone's like, I just need to see pedos celebrating on a red carpet again
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And they tuned into the Oscars and got what they wanted, which is why I'm so bummed about
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Cause I wanted the Epstein files, that whole thing before the Oscars.
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Cause half of one showed up cause they would have been.
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Cause it's the, it's the Southern district of New York where all the comedy pedophiles
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You know, they, they needed the ratings for the Oscars to sell ad dollars.
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Just hold the fucking Epstein thing through the Oscars and then we'll turn everyone in.
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Well, you know, it is all about ad dollars because I think the reason that they did that
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with the fake binder old information is because it isn't because, well, it is because Hollywood
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and everybody in Congress and the Senate and the government and intelligence agencies
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went to Epstein Island, but it's mostly because all of wall street went and that's the ad dollar.
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And they're scared shitless that that's going to be because that's commercials.
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All right, find or get, we got to get into this.
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Remember, I told you that when I went to Occupy Wall Street and they were all calling me and this and that for a long time.
00:33:25.920
And then they said they wanted everyone to crowdfund for money so they could buy poor people's debt.
00:33:35.920
You're raising money to give to Wall Street and you're calling yourself Occupy Wall Street?
00:33:44.920
No, they were the sons, like Chelsea Clinton, the moral sons of the immoral bankers, you know, because it's got to stay in the family.
00:33:55.920
So, you think they told their son go out there and pretend to be a libtar and raise money?
00:34:04.920
So, they rebel in the most conservative way possible.
00:34:10.920
You know, they stand on the street, Daddy, fuck you.
00:34:15.920
We don't say what college he pays for us to go to to learn how to hate Jews.
00:34:22.920
We just, it's all the fucking yank of the money.
00:34:27.920
And I'm so glad that Trump is going to take down every fucking bank on earth and they all are evil.
00:34:35.920
All banking is based on Babylonian blood sacrifice and bullshit.
00:34:41.920
I'd love to see every bank tank and community banks take their place because that's what needs to happen.
00:34:47.920
And you can call it Bitcoin, you can call it shitcoin, I don't give a fuck.
00:34:51.920
But it's community-based wealth that builds for the people that live there.
00:34:58.920
And it will happen because God's intelligence is raining down on people who can receive it.
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These Epstein files, which I have a theory that was delayed for the Oscars.
00:36:52.920
I think that all my kids received the partial intelligence that I received from my grandparents
00:37:00.920
and they received from theirs because we had to be smart because there was a lot of fire.
00:37:13.920
Lithuanians are supposed to be the smartest Jews alive or left alive.
00:37:17.920
What I'm saying is I think that one theory of the Epstein release is that Israel is involved and Mossad is involved.
00:37:26.920
So, I want to get this out because you don't do what I do.
00:37:36.920
I don't like anybody who tries to constrain any of my freedoms.
00:37:42.920
I don't either, but alt-rightards have now moved into this anti-Israel movement, which...
00:38:05.920
It seems to me that the belief is that this Epstein binder gate thing with Pam Bondi,
00:38:12.920
A lot of it thinks the alt-right, and they may be right, is that because Israel and Mossad
00:38:17.920
is involved, we have to bury that as an American government because we deal with Mossad.
00:38:31.920
Okay, well, it's all bullshit because they don't want us to know that Israel, I mean that
00:38:37.920
Mossad and every weaponized intelligence, what do you call them?
00:38:50.920
MI6 is the big head of Five Eyes and everything else.
00:39:02.920
The British are still the superpower of the world.
00:39:07.920
And they want to make it more known because they had to hide a while.
00:39:14.920
But they still are the British Empire and they want to come back.
00:39:34.920
Bank of International Settlements, which is the central bank of all central banks.
00:39:51.920
Centered in City of London and all those city-states that have their own, like the Vatican, Washington, D.C., City of London.
00:40:06.920
Well, we won't go into that, but the Queen had to ask permission to enter Wall Street of London.
00:40:15.920
That's what City of London is, is the Wall Street there.
00:40:25.920
And those are all part of the Vatican banks, which is also its own entity.
00:40:42.920
But the Vatican banks are owned by the central bank, Bank of International Settlements.
00:40:48.920
There's no war on earth that can occur without the royals using the Bank of International Settlements to declare that war.
00:41:00.920
They're the ones that decide who lives and who dies because they're royals.
00:41:07.920
And I can't believe that people are like, yeah, you know, the king and the queen and the pope and the imams.
00:41:15.920
And they just say it like, yeah, we live in a country where, you know, our imams tell us, hello.
00:41:21.920
Well, they say they're like ceremonial leaders, like they're not actually in power.
00:41:29.920
And we're walking around going, hey, we have a bunch of blue bloods that can't be cut or they'll bleed to death.
00:41:41.920
Well, how backward are we that we have people that we regard as royal?
00:41:51.920
And it's right in front of our face, but we refuse to see it.
00:41:54.920
So you're saying they're like reptilian superhuman?
00:42:10.920
I don't think any human sits and decides how many people need to die for them to make more money.
00:42:18.920
What I'm saying physiologically is if you were to kill them and dissect them under a microscope, is it going to look the same as my blood, my DNA?
00:42:25.920
Or are you saying that they're actually like a different?
00:42:27.920
I'm just trying to understand what you're saying.
00:42:30.920
No human being sits around with their family and friends and goes, we need to off three and a half million people in the next six months.
00:42:59.920
But then, well, a lot of human beings talk that way.
00:43:02.920
They go, God, we ought to kill every Jew in the world, you know, a lot of them do that.
00:43:07.920
Or we should kill all the you know what's or what's.
00:43:11.920
They talk that way, but they have no power to do it.
00:43:14.920
But people who talk that way and then follow it through.
00:44:00.920
And it haunts humans and drains their blood and drinks it.
00:44:03.920
My favorite thing you always said is how could Switzerland be neutral?
00:44:09.920
And then you've mentioned that the Bank of International Settlements is Switzerland, right?
00:44:20.920
But I remember we did that show and we're like, oh my God, we're fucking the only ones talking
00:44:23.920
Like, everyone else was like, oh yeah, they're neutral.
00:44:25.920
We're like, well, you can't be fucking neutral unless you are funding everything.
00:44:30.920
You can't be neutral when you own every penny on earth.
00:44:33.920
No, but you're not going to be invaded or attacked.
00:44:35.920
You can be considered neutral by world powers that don't want to fuck with you because
00:44:43.920
He goes, yeah, of course they're neutral because that's where all the money is.
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What I'm asking you is, don't you think it's...
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We should move to Switzerland except for they hate Jews.
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Do practice the scapegoat religion, which I'd love to go into that.
00:46:59.620
And so I wanted to go into, you know, they say, but they do worship a goat.
00:47:04.380
Like the Rothschilds, they wear the goat head and the goat pin, because they do worship the goat, which is short for the scapegoat, which is, you know, Jews, like about 150 years ago, excommunicated every Jacobin.
00:47:22.380
And the whole Jacobin strand that, you know, in Germany became like, you know, that's what Candace Owens always says, all Jews are.
00:47:32.840
But they were excommunicated from the body of Judaism because they're goat worshippers.
00:47:43.500
Well, there was a thing with the Jacobins, which was exactly like in the Russian Revolution, where, who was that guy that went...
00:47:58.940
Oh, he counseled the royal family, and he said, like, you can't know, you can't be forgiven unless you sin.
00:48:19.600
But that's the Jacobin thing, and it came from Rasputin, which is just paganism and Gnosticism in another form.
00:48:33.040
Well, it isn't in Torah, but it's more like Talmud.
00:48:39.660
One is through good deeds, and one is through making the world so horrible that he has to come.
00:48:47.280
And that's what they chose, and that's called the scapegoat.
00:48:52.560
Because in old, like, ancient cultures, not just Jews, but all of them, they would have sin eaters or the scapegoat that would come in and take on the sins of the whole cult community and then run off a cliff or be sacrificed.
00:49:11.380
So the people would think, oh, we're cleansed because, you know, we fed him.
00:49:25.620
The thing that works is when people collectively desire the same thing.
00:49:34.840
So it's a backward black magic thing against, like, group prayer, which really works.
00:49:47.120
So, you know, they do horrible things because they think that they are working in service of the Messiah to bring him.
00:49:56.840
And they do horrible things because they think they're doing a good thing.
00:50:06.420
But it doesn't work like that because they just introduce all kinds of horrible things to themselves.
00:50:13.820
You know, that's a season on Dexter, and it's Tom Hanks' son that plays that guy.
00:50:18.320
And that's what it's about, bringing in the apocalypse by doing horrible deeds.
00:50:21.440
He's like a murderer, and he's setting up all these things in the Bible, if I can call it.
00:50:24.780
That's what every serial killer, when they interview him, because, you know, I love that kind of stuff.
00:50:42.800
But they all believe that they own the souls of the people they killed, that they're slaves in the next world.
00:50:52.360
That's why they, yeah, it's all, and they cannibalize them too, because that's what happens in this world on that level, on a higher level.
00:51:05.240
And, you know, they're mostly SRA victims and brutalized children that grow up to do it.
00:51:13.320
You always think everyone knows what you're talking about.
00:51:15.420
Which is the basis of MKUltra, which our dear friend Candace Owens, as much as we can't stand her sometimes, she's covered that.
00:51:22.340
She's been breaking into MKUltra and uncovering a lot of cool shit.
00:51:28.820
Yeah, but she has no self, she has no self-reflection.
00:51:36.180
On the splinter in my eye, that they can't see the beam in theirs, as Jesus said.
00:51:43.580
They see, oh, I gotta get to the bottom of this, and nothing else matters.
00:51:47.720
Because they don't see what's in their own eye.
00:51:49.720
No, but did you see the Candace thing on McCrone's wife, father, husband?
00:51:59.100
It's honestly one of the greatest fucking jobs I've ever seen by any journalist ever.
00:52:05.800
And she didn't do most of the work, was actually this French journalist.
00:52:12.980
I know Candace were mad at, but this, she didn't talk about how Jews are horrible in this one.
00:52:18.160
But she really believes and laid out a case, and sort of this guy that, that Brigitte McCrone
00:52:23.360
is a dude, and actually McCrone's dad, and they're in an incestuous sexual relationship,
00:52:31.880
And as crazy as it sounds, she did a six-part series on it, and I gotta say, by the end,
00:52:41.700
Well, everyone, every woman in power is a transgender.
00:52:51.600
And this goes back hundreds, I didn't even, I got into this whole world.
00:52:54.780
Yeah, like hundreds of years, like all these first ladies were, apparently dudes, when
00:52:59.340
you look at their pictures, you're like, holy shit, fucking, you're a hero.
00:53:06.780
That's who they worship, is a chick with a dick.
00:53:12.080
Yeah, and they're transhumanists, and they want to become that which they worship.
00:53:16.980
Why is a man becoming a woman, specifically, this gateway into power?
00:53:22.660
Because you gotta get a dick, and then you get tits, and you're a woman man.
00:53:26.500
But you have it, so you have a dick and a tits, so you're-
00:53:30.540
What if you're a born female and transitioned to a man, and you don't have as much power?
00:53:36.420
I don't know, because they don't give a fuck about women in any way.
00:54:12.500
I've always known it, because I had a transgender childhood.
00:54:18.380
Yeah, we're all over the place, but I love it in a good way.
00:54:25.280
The Epstein Files, Pam Bondi, new AG, comes in and says, I got that.
00:54:30.520
Benjamin Crump, the worst lawyer that's ever lived.
00:54:34.300
And everybody will call me a racist, because when you tell the truth about a black criminal,
00:54:40.180
But he's a criminal, and he called a fake witness to the Trayvon Martin trial, and Pam Bondi allowed it.
00:54:53.200
We're not sure about her, is what you're saying.
00:54:58.000
And she's also implicated in some shit with, you know, CPS and some children.
00:55:05.660
Because Florida's the hub of American children from CPS going to the Ukraine.
00:55:18.500
But, but she, she might be turned and trying to save her, save her ass.
00:55:22.660
I mean, a lot of these people in government that are like, now they're America first, they're
00:55:28.500
only doing that because they're caught, and they were given the choice of, well, you're
00:55:33.480
going to go to Guantanamo, or you're going to play right.
00:55:38.140
I just want to say, for those of you who live under a rock, she had the Epstein files on
00:55:43.480
She releases them to a bunch of right-wing influencers.
00:55:48.340
The influencers go out and like, hold by, friends of ours, Posobiec and Jessica Reed Krauss
00:55:58.740
It was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
00:56:01.660
I love them all, but DC Drano was rude to me when I was drunkenly, drunkenly talking
00:56:14.640
But I was very drunk, and I was like, listen, I'll tell you what, and he was not respectful
00:56:22.260
He turned his back and like, act like he ignored me.
00:56:31.580
He was rude to me while I was drunkenly screaming in his face.
00:56:34.140
I know, but a lot of people, when I'm drunk and screaming, they'll just laugh and then
00:56:46.980
You know, I love to drunkenly scream in people's face, particularly those who are influential.
00:56:53.480
Well, I met Rogan at Turning Point, DC Drano, and he loved him.
00:57:02.100
But yet, I think when I'm drunk, people should be, you know, like Ted Nugent's family was
00:57:19.120
When I was drunk at Mar-a-Lago and trying to run through the shrubbery to get on stage
00:57:30.860
No, I just couldn't make it because I had new shoes.
00:57:34.200
If you rushed the stage of Trump, you would have been shot.
00:57:36.820
I was going through the shrubbery and trying to climb over the banister.
00:57:45.360
But I couldn't do it with these new Dior shoes I had on.
00:57:49.320
You're not allowed to go to Mar-a-Lago without me, which is what it is.
00:58:00.700
And I got some inside baseball I want to bring you because I'm friends with some of these
00:58:08.080
Well, I know you like that Jessica and talked to her.
00:58:13.220
But just so people know, this meeting was scheduled a week in advance.
00:58:22.580
And they were bringing influencers because the Trump administration is very big on independent
00:58:28.860
And they've given White House credentials to influencers and kicked out some more traditional
00:58:41.980
I love this because that's because that's how we won the election.
00:58:45.860
And you should have been invited, but that's a whole other story.
00:58:49.460
Pam Bondi gets the FBI files that she's been waiting for Epstein.
00:58:57.260
I'm going to give phase one to these influencers who are already here talking about new media,
00:59:01.980
and I'm going to give it to them before I give to the press.
00:59:08.660
The press says, but our influencers that have been telling the truth and been in the
00:59:19.960
What happened was when the influencers went out and left the meeting, traditional media was
00:59:24.300
outside, and they see fucking DC Drano and House and Habit, and they're like, fuck you.
00:59:31.360
So the influencers start rubbing it in and smiling with the binders like, haha, we got
00:59:35.620
into the White House because we're not fake news pussies like you guys.
00:59:42.760
Pam Bondi releases the Epstein files to just right-wing influencers.
00:59:54.180
But I just want to say, that was never the plan or the strategy.
01:00:04.360
The Southern District of New York wanted to humiliate Pam Bondi.
01:00:11.560
It was because they wanted to do it before the Oscars.
01:00:18.280
But listen to me say, because of the ad dollar for the Oscars.
01:00:23.140
Because it's all about the advertising of Wall Street.
01:00:27.120
But if they were smart, they would have released the Epstein files that Friday.
01:00:30.280
The real ones that show all those Hollywood people.
01:00:31.780
No, but how much better is it that the one guy goes on, I don't know where, but I don't
01:00:37.160
But he went on somewhere and he goes, Cash better get on a plane and go up there and
01:00:51.900
That we as the American public are, but it's kind of like the plan because we get to see
01:00:59.480
them humiliated because they're just so humiliating.
01:01:09.840
And us winning by driving this truck away full of evidence.
01:01:13.940
Well, you're talking about the Southern District of New York, the FBI office there.
01:01:21.640
She gets them out and she doesn't have all the files.
01:01:24.540
So she writes this letter and gets Cash involved and is like, they promised me all these Epstein
01:01:29.280
It turns out the Southern District of New York, FBI office, was withholding all the Epstein
01:01:36.520
She gives out binders to influencers before the Oscars.
01:01:40.480
And it turns out that it was a fucking FBI guy who actually said, we're going to dig in
01:01:48.180
Looks just like Comey and like a Baphomet Comey.
01:01:53.840
But what if it's James Comey as his daughter and has transitioned?
01:02:06.340
You know they all prance around in pink dresses over there.
01:02:11.480
Bohemian girl in pink panties, pink dresses, and tutus.
01:02:17.800
So Cash raids the SDNY, and that guy is forced to resign.
01:02:25.060
And now apparently a truckload, a trove of Epstein documents are on their way to Pam
01:02:31.780
It's going to be the big thing that we wanted, but she's removing stuff because of national
01:02:35.840
security, which the alt-right dog whistle is, of course, that's the Jews.
01:02:46.160
But you can say Israel, because Israel fucking does the stupidest shit in the fucking world.
01:02:55.500
I'm ready to go over there and slap him upside the head, just like I says I would do to Nancy
01:03:00.260
Pelosi, because they're on the same fucking team.
01:03:07.400
I always say Bibi is fucking nothing but a showman, and at the end, he gives up land.
01:03:13.560
Every fucking time he gives up shit to keep the war going, because he's WEF and he keeps
01:03:18.600
that fucking war going because he's making money on it.
01:03:21.500
Fuck all of them, whatever the fuck they're calling themselves.
01:03:24.920
Anybody who's making money on war and keeping it going, you know, working for banks and all
01:03:33.980
this fucking WEF Nazi bullshit, I don't care what they call their self.
01:03:42.120
I don't care what the fuck they call their self.
01:03:56.340
The global economy is the military-industrial complex and child trafficking.
01:04:03.020
They can't make no money on nothing because they can't create nothing, the motherfucking
01:04:10.620
All they can do is exploit, and they can't create nothing like Trump can build buildings.
01:04:18.960
So they're like, okay, we can't make nothing or build nothing, so you know what?
01:04:23.600
Hey, we're going to fucking harness the human being around us.
01:04:39.120
We're going to sell that to Bill Gates for his fucking meat, his fucking McDonald's meat,
01:04:46.100
We'll mix the baby fetus meat with the horse meat and sell it at McDonald's.
01:05:01.880
We're going to harness the human because look at the shit.
01:05:23.060
Yeah, but instead of just dying, maybe they're, like, killing our organs from the inside,
01:05:30.580
Yeah, like, I have Wagyu liver after this fucking flu, maybe.
01:05:34.020
Yeah, like a fatty liver, or my skin's got some kind of spike protein that makes it, like,
01:05:54.780
Brian Cox in Manhunter is, this is an unpopular opinion, but I have-
01:06:00.940
It's the Hannibal Lecter story, but Brian Cox plays Hannibal Lecter.
01:06:04.420
I think he's ten times scarier than Anthony Hopkins.
01:06:07.080
Unpopular opinion, but I highly recommend you guys watch it.
01:06:10.500
Because Anthony Hopkins, remember, at the end, he, like, helps Cleary's.
01:06:13.760
He's actually, like, an anti-hero good guy, even though he's fucking psychotic.
01:06:17.620
Like, in Manhunter, they don't do any of that fucking 2000s petal bullshit where it's, like, you'd like the serial killer.
01:06:24.820
He's a horrible person, just devoid of anything human, which is very scary.
01:06:36.780
Yeah, but he only kills serial killers, and he does have a conscience.
01:06:40.500
No, they're trying to break down all human boundaries.
01:06:44.800
They try to break every human boundary, so we'll be like them, where we can sit in there.
01:06:51.760
Yeah, well, you know, we've got to lose 500 billion people by tomorrow.
01:07:05.340
And they go, oh, yeah, well, let's trade this drug, you know, Pfizer.
01:07:19.700
I know all these right-wing folk will be like, what the fuck, Roseanne?
01:07:25.560
Yeah, I'm for free markets, which is called supply and demand.
01:07:45.760
We got to get rid of all the crazy Nazi motherfuckers that are trying to-
01:07:53.600
They're like, look at those beautiful dresses Selena Gomez is wearing.
01:08:11.740
Anybody with a fucking voice, whatever they do, you know, they correct your bad tone.
01:08:33.820
And people under pedo control with their handlers.
01:08:52.200
I got to get on a new Prozac or so that I'm feeling depressed.
01:09:07.000
Oh, I got to get my lips pumped up so they look like my vagina.
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Have a big fucking drink of wine and fucking get sober, bitches.
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So you see, my patience is running thin with this synthetic wah-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
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You know when they're singing, they always do the hand shit?
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Because that is like the shit that you learn in voice lessons.
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Tell people what you're doing for audio listeners.
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You're actually putting your hands around your imaginary penis.
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No, but I mean, if they can say a woman, the definition of a woman, is anyone who identifies
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Well, I identify as a man and I have a 19-inch cock.
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