The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Lenny Bruce died for our sins w⧸ Ben Bankas ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #090

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00:01:05.440 then you're saying like roseanne i can no longer watch you because all you do is swear 0.99

00:01:09.940 take the lord's name in vain and all that stuff i do not take the lord's name in vain

00:01:15.800 his name is not god that is his title and his name is secret and you don't even know it so 0.90

00:01:22.940 don't start your shit with me okay so anyways what i'm telling you what i'm telling you is 0.97

00:01:29.940 you don't have to be here you know you can go to other places to measure kim kardashian's 1.00

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00:02:18.900 welcome to the roseanne bar podcast 0.99

00:02:21.300 here we are at the roseanne bar podcast and you know how i love to interview geniuses and in particular

00:02:33.460 comedy geniuses which i'm sure my guest is like cringing that i'm saying that because he's very

00:02:39.800 young and has only been a comic for 13 years but uh while i watched him on various youtube clips

00:02:47.040 um in canada where he originated um i was astounded for many reasons one because the guy looks just like

00:02:56.580 my dad and for those of you who followed me i always talk about how my dad made me a comedian

00:03:04.560 and then when i was watching this guy i'm like oh my god he's horribly mean like my dad just it's

00:03:12.800 like a weird convergence anyway i'm so happy to have you on today ben bankus thank you roseanne for

00:03:22.100 having me here it's beautiful love texas texas is a lot better than um most places actually really

00:03:29.720 i think so why uh there's a lot of open space the cities are nice um the people are super nice

00:03:38.140 and uh there's a guy in a wheelchair running it which is funny

00:03:42.640 i always have to remember that i'm like yes i love these freedom laws and i'm like that guy

00:03:49.900 he can't he can't participate in a lot of it he's gotta he's the only thing making uh texas more

00:03:59.380 wheelchair accessible to be honest if he could walk nope there would be no ramps in this state

00:04:05.360 it doesn't feel like a state where they'd have a lot of ramps for like you know the the retarded and 1.00

00:04:12.200 i guess if you're crippled you're not retarded but they still make them play with the retards 1.00

00:04:18.140 in the special i know they lump them together yeah that's like anti-semitism lumping it lumping in

00:04:24.960 two different sex i have nothing to do with jeffrey epstein i did respect his work but 0.99

00:04:29.980 i have nothing to do how stupid is everything i mean it's really stupid and people are afraid to 0.98

00:04:39.220 speak their minds because so many there's everybody hates everybody hates israel they say they don't hate 1.00

00:04:47.640 jews but then they're like i you know they do hate jews it's a bit of a gaslight where they just go

00:04:54.540 look i don't i don't hate jews only half of all of them only 50 and i draw that line wherever i want 0.96

00:05:02.260 whenever i want so it's a bit confusing i mean i guess you know i if you get your information from

00:05:11.260 uh candace owens then israel only exists because of blackmail which is i mean it's pretty fun like 1.00

00:05:21.900 it's funny for the the best comedy right now is probably happening in israel because they just 0.98

00:05:26.880 don't give a fuck they're like nobody likes us nobody nobody like they have no they don't really 0.99

00:05:33.860 have friends and they're kind of like us yeah they have weapons that's what i remember after october 0.98

00:05:42.420 7th so on october 7th i did a private comedy show for jewish like a jewish fan and like it was at

00:05:49.520 their house and they had a bunch of people over and um we were i was making jokes about october 7th

00:05:56.720 on october 7th wow you know really yeah so they said like we're i had to do a show and everybody's

00:06:03.640 looking at their phones going oh yeah yeah this is it doesn't look good this isn't kosher 0.86

00:06:07.780 what kind of music festival is it uh they should have done a comedy festival no little comedy festival

00:06:14.860 let's i'm headlining that next year 100 yards from the gaza border ben bank is headlines the nova

00:06:20.400 the nova comedy just for laughs nova um so there's uh yeah so on october 7th the day it happened i was

00:06:32.540 doing a comedy show four jews in their house a private gig no shoes on you know everybody just 0.71

00:06:39.180 sock one of those sock feet show uh you know private gigs and they told me that i was like

00:06:45.220 they're like you can smoke in here we don't care and so i started smoking and then the fire alarm

00:06:50.760 started going off while i was on and i was on stage and i was like what are we role-playing october

00:06:56.080 7th over here and and but they were like it was so early people didn't even know how bad it was so

00:07:01.860 they were it was it was killing people were laughing and i and i talk about this in my new comedy

00:07:07.080 special which is coming out march 15th uh friday on um youtube this airs friday so it's already out

00:07:12.880 for the hell yeah it's probably already out what'd you say i said that at least jews you know at least 0.54

00:07:18.900 we can laugh about our genocide right because you know you'll say to a jew you're like holocaust so 0.76

00:07:28.520 like yeah it was bad but i mean there were lulls you know there was we had some laughs it's not like

00:07:34.220 remember when everybody was getting on the train naked and then moysha fell in and his face hit

00:07:39.640 that guy's nutsack and everybody went and then we laughed and then the not you know the german

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00:09:28.340 back control today you know you're trying to have a good time here um but they can't laugh but the

00:09:37.780 palestinians and then i go but the palestinians you know they're not exactly yucking it up right they're 1.00

00:09:43.620 not they're not making rocky they're not making uh they're not making jokes about rubble or anything

00:09:50.180 like that yeah so but it is true i love the whole thing because it's it reminds me of my marriage to

00:09:58.500 tom arnold the israeli-palestine war oh shit it does because it's a real bad boyfriend the palestinians 1.00

00:10:06.780 they're a real fucking bad boyfriend because they're like uh she's like you raped me you killed 1.00

00:10:13.680 me burned my children alive well bitch you forced me into it you pushed me to the point where i cracked 1.00

00:10:21.760 it's your fault but i wasn't wearing a short skirt that day it doesn't matter your face and your hair 1.00

00:10:29.240 we're showing you know it's it's wait which one's israel the rape that was that was for you guys 0.99

00:10:38.840 out there that was just for you guys but jews are the best at making fun of jews yeah because 0.97

00:10:43.640 because we also hate jews well but in a different way but we don't in a brotherly way well we don't 0.90

00:10:51.640 hate all jews we just hate all jews who aren't exactly like us 50 percent 50 percent nobody likes 1.00

00:10:59.220 100 percent i had a joke before i should bring that back about how jews you know people who 0.98

00:11:05.220 don't like jews they usually don't have any jewish friends that's true and like if you did you you'd 1.00

00:11:09.820 realize that you know you like one out of three actually i always said that they they don't have

00:11:18.260 they've never known any jews that's why they're like that no but if they had you know jewish neighbors 0.99

00:11:24.300 they'd really hate us exactly yeah we're lucky it's uh but what is it that like you know the

00:11:31.740 torah says that it's a war between god and satan and satan hates the jews because he hates god

00:11:39.340 and torah so uh um i didn't know that but i i i get it yeah and uh so it says why did they hate us

00:11:52.560 why have they always hated us and here's what torah says which is a mind blower there's no reason why

00:11:59.380 no they're just programmed to do it because they follow satan what do you think of that

00:12:06.960 i mean the gaslight is that they say jews are satanic because we you know like you you came up with 1.00

00:12:16.880 you came up with porn you made me jerk off five times some little jewish guy in a hat's holding 1.00

00:12:23.540 a gun to your head yeah you better watch another video you better it's ridiculous i think it's 1.00

00:12:29.840 ridiculous isn't it it's a psychotic breakdown jews what jews do is like anglo-saxons will create an 1.00

00:12:36.820 industry like slavery and then jews will be like so you're not going to enslave us okay can we join in 1.00

00:12:44.120 on this yes they always have a few businesses as well like it's like vastly the majority of porn

00:12:51.860 unless i'm wrong is it all jews maybe maybe and in that case you're welcome if it really is if all 0.62

00:12:57.740 porn that makes jews kind of sexy to be honest that we're the ones figuring out you know we came up 0.99

00:13:04.440 with cum in the face like that was us so i don't think the jews do dirty things like that no but like 1.00

00:13:11.020 that's more for the that's more for the drug addled gentile no but jews they see a market and 0.99

00:13:16.780 they see a need they see a niche yeah that's what they do they're like generally just want to survive

00:13:21.060 and but and and once they are able to survive they want to thrive and they want to become

00:13:26.940 part of society um as opposed to yeah but i mean porn really is a way to

00:13:32.440 undercut all the good values in america for sure so it's like well some here's the here's the uh 0.95

00:13:39.900 ground shattering earth shattering truth some jews are bad and some are good and not all of us are 1.00

00:13:47.040 exactly alike that's what pisses me off when they just say the jews like there's only one kind you 0.94

00:13:53.600 know yeah when there's like 800 cults i mean the way my grandmother raised us her judaism from lithuania

00:14:02.240 it wasn't like anything else i've ever heard in anybody else's house with swinging chickens to 0.57

00:14:10.020 drive out evil spirits and shit none of these uptown folk do that no so it was a farmer backwood 0.92

00:14:16.800 thing it's an immigrant it is an immigrant thing where and then it goes to the middle class 1.00

00:14:22.480 and then once they acquire wealth they look down on the immigrants

00:14:27.320 and they try to screw them out of decent pay but all the all the so i was reading a book about

00:14:36.380 like how the jews made hollywood because you know i read that too and it's pretty interesting because

00:14:42.500 i mean every single one of them it like at the before it was created i mean after it was created

00:14:48.660 it was you know it was like the 40s 50s but turn of the century those guys were collecting scrap

00:14:55.320 metal and you know or had weird like you know laundry doing laundry businesses and and weird

00:15:02.160 little you know in new york and brook they had these little businesses that they saved every

00:15:07.700 fucking dollar to and then they go i don't like doing this at all i actually want to follow a dream 0.83

00:15:14.180 and then they would buy a camera for or whatever and the whole thing at the turn of the century was 0.98

00:15:20.820 that thomas edison not jew was in control of the entire motion picture right industry which really

00:15:27.780 was basically going you go to the theater you pay five cents to watch one instagram reel right that's

00:15:34.280 pretty much what one one minute right thing like a quick thing which i find side note that it's so

00:15:43.380 cool that we have social media now when you look back on yeah how these like it was all these

00:15:49.560 technologies were working towards social media really but you'd go you watch your one minute

00:15:55.440 instagram reel and leave and then it was and that was edison's you know but then the jews were like

00:16:01.460 we want to take part in this and then they started making longer films and they thought of different

00:16:06.720 more creative ways to and then the cia took over hollywood and told them what to do because of the war

00:16:12.820 they said you got to make yes you got to make movies to uplift the american spirit they wanted

00:16:17.600 and they did and everyone still loves those movies they wanted to do it because they felt

00:16:23.960 so thankful to america for giving them a place to become wealthy and like it wasn't like out of like

00:16:31.680 oh yeah we're gonna destroy the world it was like oh my country's asking something for me and

00:16:37.940 before they thought it was just dirt yeah so yeah they are that way though and as my mother calls

00:16:44.760 them and i love it anti-semites 0.82

00:16:47.900 i just love that but it's um no there's a lot of it out there they have a jew in their own mind 0.98

00:16:56.140 like the n-word you know when white people say the n-word which they invented and they're piss

00:17:02.060 it they're not allowed to say it now but um you know uh there are a lot of layers of perception

00:17:09.940 that you have to get behind to even understand the context of that right are you ready to toast

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00:18:34.440 roseanne and i agree that there's you know there's bad people with everything but particularly with comedy

00:18:40.540 one thing for certain i want to say this because i say it all the time all bad people in the world whether

00:18:48.240 white brown jewish italian greek french muslim muslim what have you those are all the bad ones yeah 1.00

00:18:58.800 they're all exactly alike they're more alike than the rest of us that are saying you're not like me so i got to

00:19:08.340 not like you we're alike too and we're not like them because they have i don't you know they've lost

00:19:17.920 their their uh human attributes you know people are people can just like do evil shit at all times i 0.74

00:19:26.700 think america is an amazing place because and it's in the west in general like we do have like people 0.55

00:19:33.640 have dreams here and they try to achieve them and you can achieve them and right you can you can speak

00:19:40.780 your mind you can get in trouble you can come back from it you know you know you're not put into an

00:19:45.640 internment camp yeah because you said the wrong thing and yeah a lot of the people who say things

00:19:50.060 that i may disagree with or think like i don't think things are like probably like the woke is like

00:19:55.220 it's problematic they'll be like oh it's problematic to say that women can't go in this washroom but 0.79

00:20:01.340 it's okay to say an entire country shouldn't exist right whether it's right whether i'm not even just

00:20:09.180 saying about the last jew thing i'm talking about america they don't want america to exist they don't 0.89

00:20:13.760 want canada to exist israel yeah that's the first one that they see is the easy the easiest to convince

00:20:20.180 the world that that shouldn't exist okay and so this a lot of the candace owens stuff and all the

00:20:27.860 people talking about all the problems that exist with israel they never go to the extent of saying

00:20:33.400 and here's what i think should be a solution right yeah they don't they don't want one because they're

00:20:38.240 fundraising off the problem but the real the solution i'll just tell them what the solution is we all

00:20:43.800 know we know what it is oh no you just they want they want downtown tel aviv to be filled with 0.99

00:20:50.200 fucking that shit i mean those are both native noises by the way native to the air but um no but 0.99

00:20:59.000 they want to israel to just not exist everybody has to leave yeah just like london and then it's 1.00

00:21:05.260 it's like okay so and where should the jews go they don't care do you want to can they come to america 0.93

00:21:10.380 they should go back to our but it's like where they came from but let's just here's the solution to

00:21:16.320 the candace owens and all the problems no more israel no more money to them let hamas and 0.54

00:21:21.400 palestine run wild let's have sharia law in america let them do it in israel see how bad it 0.99

00:21:27.080 the images will be insane people will be celebrating those images people will be horrified of those

00:21:32.880 images the jews will have to move mostly to america some to europe they will be persecuted more in

00:21:38.320 europe they'll be persecuted in the u.s um in this i mean if people say no they won't look at jews now

00:21:45.360 yeah but you haven't seen these jews these are these guys are hardcore yeah they are you know 0.99

00:21:51.500 the ones that are going to be coming from israel to semites and then and then that's it that's the

00:21:59.140 solution they want and if the final if it would almost be interesting in an to be like okay let's 1.00

00:22:06.380 just do it and see how like i wish jews had the balls just be like you know what fuck it 0.99

00:22:10.080 well fuck it but they have the ties to the holy land but but it would be interesting because would 1.00

00:22:16.240 it end there no no it would then start to go this is why canada is a colonial this is because you're 0.99

00:22:22.860 from canada so you know this right canada's more at risk of being well obviously because of what

00:22:30.560 trump's talking about as well but it's more at risk than america of becoming not a country

00:22:35.000 or being absolved into another country because not only do they have small military all that but

00:22:42.080 the the rhetoric the woke rhetoric in canada is so extreme that two years ago before this whole

00:22:50.480 trump tariff war 51st state thing the only thing that trudeau would talk about is canada today which

00:22:57.920 is our fourth of july cancel canada today that was a thing for about three or four years from 2020 to

00:23:05.320 2024 every year it was like oh this canada day some will celebrate we want to recognize the you know

00:23:15.080 how awful this you know our existence is for the indigenous and all and and then it became the 0.75

00:23:23.500 statues oh the statue of canada's first prime minister is offensive because he made chinese 1.00

00:23:30.100 people build the fucking railroad or whatever um and so we need to cover it up in toronto downtown 0.96

00:23:36.640 toronto in front of the equivalent of you know of the state capitol building here in texas in austin 0.93

00:23:41.560 our equivalent which has the first prime minister of canada in front of it is covered in a box right a

00:23:48.240 cedar box they because it would get paint thrown out and and protests again so they destroyed the

00:23:54.900 actual identity and then america and trump that's why it's so funny and amazing that trump's doing that 0.98

00:24:00.600 to fuck with canada because he's saving canada i agree by going totally saving can i'll take your 0.99

00:24:06.840 country you don't want it right you don't care about the history you don't care about who the leaders 1.00

00:24:11.380 were 51st state and then now canada turns around we are proud canadians who it's so it's it's just a

00:24:21.740 grift coming and going it's a grift coming in and a grift going out but it's the same you know people

00:24:28.380 don't realize it's like yeah if okay if we take start taking away states rights to exist like it's

00:24:33.760 it's pretty slippery slope here that's what they tried to do that's what obama that's what the obama

00:24:39.660 whatever that fake medical thing he did obamacare that was opening the door to all of that to cancel

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00:26:06.160 reading pause our show and come back to our show and you know you know what it ends up to be

00:26:12.080 through throughout all the lawfare bullshit of the democrats obamacare is actually a syntax 1.00

00:26:21.120 levied on the poor that's what it is the dirty motherfuckers are they're snake they're snaked 1.00

00:26:29.220 they're forked tongue fucking snakes well i i say in canada so canadians and i did have something to 1.00

00:26:38.640 say about arab spring but canadians always talk about american health care as being oh it's you know 0.99

00:26:49.920 it's horrible what what are the poor people they can't afford health care what are they going to

00:26:54.380 do and it's like uh die yeah hopefully like what do we keep what are we doing here like i mean poor

00:27:01.060 canada it's like free health care for everybody and then you go to the dollar store and it's like

00:27:04.780 zombies like 90 105 year olds just carcasses walking around poor all government funded they 0.98

00:27:13.220 don't do anything they don't they're probably online going israel send the good i don't know what

00:27:17.380 they're doing i bet that is what they're doing it is but but i like the americans oh yeah oh you're 0.99

00:27:24.120 poor you can't oh you can't pay for the health care well they'll fucking die you had fucking how old 0.99

00:27:28.520 were you 60 40 years of time to figure out something and now you're dead because you couldn't afford 60 1.00

00:27:36.360 k like yeah you should just kill yourself at that point it's ridiculous so i agree with the um 0.97

00:27:43.380 the uh the ruthlessness of america in that way well but it's survival of the fittest right it's 1.00

00:27:50.560 better it makes a better country that's what it is it's fucking survival of fucking fittest but 0.97

00:27:55.960 everybody says you're gonna take all these criminals from every country on earth and work hard and you 0.99

00:28:01.780 know your blood sweat and tears and you're sending your kids to fight for the government and die 1.00

00:28:06.940 you're gonna take all that shit for this for nothing for fucking jack shit for them to poison 1.00

00:28:13.660 your ass you're fucking paying for that too for them to sit up there and decide to vax you to fucking 1.00

00:28:19.960 death and call you a racist if you don't take the vax god damn them they're nothing but human pigs 1.00

00:28:28.180 they're not even human but i love that we're talking this way because you know what it makes me think of 0.99

00:28:34.420 lenny bruce who was my dad's favorite comic and he had his records and he'd play them and we'd listen

00:28:41.380 and my mama go she shouldn't be listening to this stuff jerry be like that's all right she's smart

00:28:49.660 and uh that guy you know he's like not mentioned when they're talking about the

00:28:58.560 the greats greatest yeah but he is the greatest right you think he's the greatest i think he's

00:29:06.840 every angry crazy instagram comment yeah you know put together 0.98

00:29:14.720 without lenny bruce there wouldn't be people just going these fucking kites are crazy 1.00

00:29:21.600 faggots and the retards he was the first guy to just be like i'm gonna say that because it's a word in 1.00

00:29:27.060 the fucking language nobody's saying and it's entertaining he said the n-word too he did i 1.00

00:29:33.320 skipped that part but i guess that i guess you could say that on rumble too we're also on youtube 0.99

00:29:39.100 so we're on youtube be careful no but i mean and then he would say but he did he would explain why

00:29:45.540 it's a dirty word like this thing i showed you that i got on auction the book he wrote stamp help out

00:29:52.760 that's where we are right now stamp out aid we shouldn't be helped well he um he says in there

00:30:03.000 that uh he was a clean comic and everyone came to him to sign him you know and they all said the same

00:30:11.360 thing to him uh you are gonna be very successful because you don't do toilet humor we love you and

00:30:19.380 want to sign you because you don't do toilet humor and so he writes this whole thing about

00:30:24.600 hearing that so many times that he started thinking about the toilet and like why it's like the most

00:30:33.020 you know disdain thing in the friggin world and you know when it's i mean it's just so funny 0.98

00:30:40.780 because that's where the shit goes and just like flushing it away from it he goes like he'll do a 0.99

00:30:47.620 really deep um kind of uh jungian it's jungian is that why he got dirty he's saying yeah that's 0.99

00:30:56.400 as like uh what do you have oppositional disorder yeah kind of oppositional disorder yeah do you think

00:31:02.880 you have the oppositional disorder is it where you want to do the opposite of what the other people are

00:31:07.680 doing if they tell you not to do something you have to do it yeah they're like you have to like 0.67

00:31:13.240 candace owens no you can't what do you not like about a black woman with eyeballs on the sides of 1.00

00:31:18.500 a head you don't like that jesus christ she's gone i think that's why she likes muslim now is because 0.99

00:31:26.600 she looks like a goat oh no oh no you didn't i'm so glad i mean she loves the friggin sharia the 0.99

00:31:37.340 sharia's she can't get enough she would look she would she would look better in a hijab for sure 1.00

00:31:42.620 instead of that wig i love candace she hates orthodox jewish women wears a wig every 1.00

00:31:48.960 oh my god i piss her off i have heard the most horrendous anti-jew the most jew hating shit 1.00

00:32:01.600 on the internet and most of it's on bitch shoot have you i i gotta not go that's why i left facebook 1.00

00:32:08.500 in the first place because it was nothing but anti-semite and i'm like fuck you i think the 0.99

00:32:14.560 issue is that look candace says some things that are true but and and is trying to prove free speech 1.00

00:32:23.180 in many ways and i get that yeah i get it too if you're doing that i'm allowed to do this i'm not i

00:32:29.060 don't think she should be silenced i don't think she should be taken off the air but i think i should

00:32:33.740 be able to go you kind of have a goat head it's the same thing with the trans if you're really 1.00

00:32:39.360 comfortable if you're comfortable being saying and doing what she's doing then don't take offense 1.00

00:32:44.780 if you're comfortable cutting your dick off and you know going to tinkle with your fake vagina in in 1.00

00:32:50.840 in the women's washroom don't be offended if i make fun of it because you're so comfortable with it 1.00

00:32:56.040 and it was such a you know what i'm saying like i'm fat like i'm you know people make fun of me 0.96

00:33:00.260 for being fat i'm like i know i fucking i did this it was taco bell it was you know i so that's how i 0.98

00:33:07.480 feel is that just be willing because jews are i think there there are jews who hate being made fun 0.98

00:33:12.400 of but the majority are like have like i said like we have a laugh like we know that there's parts

00:33:18.240 of it like the epstein thing like we'll find the humor in it to survive and then people like

00:33:22.900 how dare you make that joke don't you know that it's like you're just and but you're on the right

00:33:27.420 but that person complaining is just as woke as the person on the left complaining about trans right 1.00

00:33:32.660 yeah it's all the same shit it's book burning fascists and they wear different little outfits 0.99

00:33:39.060 what did you think of the texas law that just got passed what's that oh no i don't about the 1.00

00:33:44.380 transgender that if if you say if you have transgender or something or you have female on your

00:33:50.640 driver's license and your biological male but you transitioned that you could be arrested or

00:33:55.560 uh find up to ten thousand dollars for uh identity fraud that's great sorry i think that's great i'll

00:34:02.000 let you answer sorry so it's a trans woman either way like if you if you change if so i guess before

00:34:09.920 that law you could go to the dmv and say hi i'm ben but now i'm jessica do you mind changing my license 0.98

00:34:17.800 here's my medical documents that i yeah blah blah and i changed my name well did they get a vagina 1.00

00:34:24.060 because that's i mean that should be a prereq i think so too if if you've got the ball you know 1.00

00:34:29.520 if you've got the balls to claim that you gotta cut the balls off and the dick too but you know 0.99

00:34:35.280 they don't do that because they want to continue to enjoy sex which is male and female that's the joke 1.00

00:34:42.780 of it all can i just say something there uh david lucas and i love that the leaders of the whole

00:34:47.840 david lucas well david lucas has a bit about this he's like you can be arrested for wire fraud all

00:34:52.240 kinds of fraud but not dick fraud yeah it's one of my favorite jokes is he's like now you can

00:34:56.420 yeah i mean i'm not trying to sound like a horrible person but you you are committing fraud and if if 0.94

00:35:03.140 you're lying about it then i think you should have to face the same consequences as anybody doing 0.99

00:35:09.640 fraud well that's like that get out of jail free card that's what they all run to the trans shit 1.00

00:35:15.000 but if you see a woman say a guy left the date he found out i was trans he left the date i always go 0.99

00:35:19.220 on there and i say you're lucky that's all he did because i mean the one reason that's encouraging

00:35:24.360 violence towards i'm not encouraging violence i'm just saying guys that leave a date no if they leave

00:35:28.960 a date that's fine they didn't kill you they'd be happy but they're always like oh he left the date

00:35:32.740 he found out i was really trans you're lucky that's all he did that's what i'm saying well because 0.99

00:35:38.300 he's yeah they don't understand like i remember seeing all i mean he wasn't black he would have 1.00

00:35:44.140 went on he would have pretended to not care and then let you fuck him in the ass and then kill you 1.00

00:35:48.640 you'd be like i never do no gay shit 1.00

00:35:54.560 somebody trying to fuck me now kill him 1.00

00:35:59.180 black people are that was a lenny bruce joke actually that was no i'm just kidding black 1.00

00:36:07.180 people are hilarious aren't they they're the best they're the best audience too they're uh i think 0.95

00:36:14.080 that america's get it america's cool like canada has way more minority groups that aren't really

00:36:19.900 part of the like we don't have a melting pot whereas america it's like there's whites there's blacks 0.75

00:36:26.260 there's hispanics and then everybody else you're like oh look at that asian guy you know

00:36:32.600 whereas in canada it's like the opposite it's like all it's like whites asians indians and then if 0.99

00:36:38.940 you see a black person you're like oh look it's drake with a kid no i love drake he didn't do 0.99

00:36:45.080 anything wrong i love drake too i feel like they're going after him for anti-semitism 100 percent

00:36:50.940 100 because he's a jew and oh i mean kanye i mean how weird is it that the friggin the owners of 0.72

00:36:59.600 the world who are nazis go hey black people you can be nazis too i mean it's like reminds me of

00:37:06.660 richard pryor's bit where they brought the vietnamese over here and they they had to learn

00:37:11.660 say the n-word to fit in to be acculturated sometimes it's easy to spend just as much time

00:37:19.900 deciding what to make for dinner as you do deciding what to stream and before you know it the night's

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00:38:11.700 receive the free dessert fat people kanye is mad at drake but at the same like he's he's traditionally

00:38:21.400 had beef with him but he's also mad at the jews but drake's jewish but recently he came out and said

00:38:31.060 you know i was i shouldn't have hated on drake so much earlier in my career i was jealous and drake's

00:38:37.800 amazing and he's been praising all the songs and then he's been saying the same guys coming after me

00:38:43.720 are coming after him yeah and it's like he doesn't put two and two together and go dude drake's jewish

00:38:51.760 and like you're against jews but he's but then you two months ago he was saying oh yeah drake's

00:39:00.420 friends with all the you know he's close with all these executives who are also jews and like trying

00:39:06.120 and it's like first of all there's nothing what's wrong with that he probably tried to make a 0.98

00:39:11.320 relationship because he was smarter than you saying fuck you know making swastika t-shirts he was like i 1.00

00:39:16.940 actually want to do this for a living like what the fuck are we doing here i think kanye is a porn 1.00

00:39:23.060 addict and they say that he's also on the gas that i love that gas when i i'll go to the dentist 0.99

00:39:29.060 several times without even needing it to beg for no i got his full teeth removed he did he got all of

00:39:35.140 his teeth removed he got it replaced with just he just has like iron teeth he has like i don't know

00:39:40.600 if you've seen this but he so his dentist is like one of these super successful hollywood

00:39:46.600 will do anything rapper dentists he'll do anything he's like super jack bald guy completely covered

00:39:53.700 in tattoos he's made he makes grills too not you know where you put it over top and it's just the 0.70

00:40:00.500 diamonds implanted but this but he's also a dentist but he fully kanye is crazy and addicted to that

00:40:06.820 laughing gas wanted everything removed and got the full and people go oh it's because the jews pushed 1.00

00:40:13.660 him to this limit and it's like dude without jews would he even fuck what would he even fucking be 0.98

00:40:18.240 doing yeah from the beginning because and that's the thing the entertainment industry it's like they 1.00

00:40:23.680 run it they created it yeah no shit they what do you what do you mean they run it like it was inherited 0.82

00:40:28.500 you know no they were like it was given to them by the germans yeah they were doing nothing before 1.00

00:40:35.440 that they were collecting you know uh nickel scraps or whatever the fuck is saving up and then they 0.79

00:40:41.920 decide they wanted to do something interesting or whatever businesses that they did like we were

00:40:46.340 talking about the hollywood guys it's the same with the music it's the same with comedy i mean comics 0.95

00:40:51.560 were like fucking jews and it's like dude like we came up with the idea of like having a tour 0.88

00:40:56.620 like i'm pretty sure yeah like the borscht belt and like who were the original the original comedy 0.99

00:41:04.780 club owners were jews and then they figured and then a jew was like hey how about i become an agent

00:41:10.540 and i sign this guy and then i send him to this to the comedy store and then i send him to you know

00:41:17.540 the improvs like all there's all that time period jews created this whole thing so like lenny bruce too

00:41:26.400 so i don't want to get too passionate about it i know maybe i am maybe i had a couple too many

00:41:30.580 michelopes but i do feel that there's like this this contempt that shouldn't exist because it's like

00:41:37.760 like kanye it's like dude you're a billionaire yeah yeah you're billions of 2.7 billion and you're

00:41:45.280 mad at jews but because they were they were all around me making my life awful they helped you make 1.00

00:41:51.440 billions yeah yeah i think it's like he's a shit dad that never you know i know he paid probably 0.99

00:41:57.320 pays his child support but you know he's never there at any i never seen he's not there christmas 0.99

00:42:03.240 their birthday party so you know jew haters are largely guilty people who can't really look at 0.98

00:42:09.540 themselves you know i mean they have to project their shit outward because they're like somebody 1.00

00:42:15.020 made me be a miserable person who shits in their diaper yeah people are going to be so mad at this 0.99

00:42:21.060 episode it's going to get a lot of it it'll get so much engagement but people want to have the 0.98

00:42:25.240 conversations about it and but they want to say you know only these guys you know only one side is 0.91

00:42:31.020 right and so it's like set aside all the israel shit and the the bombing and the like just we're 0.88

00:42:36.480 talking about music comedy film like it's not a monopoly it's not a superiority it's they came up 0.93

00:42:47.260 with the idea i mean sorry that we're the best that's what i was sorry that we're the brightest

00:42:53.700 and the best and we do the smartest shit and we figure out the problems and you know all we want you 0.98

00:42:59.480 to do is leave us the fuck alone and stop interfering with our shit just enjoy it yeah just enjoy the 0.99

00:43:06.720 stuff we've brought to this planet but they don't like us because they don't like god they don't they 1.00

00:43:14.940 don't like god because he created this place the universe everything and they don't like not just jews 1.00

00:43:22.480 they don't like creative people i think that's the god devil thing they hate creative people and i

00:43:31.720 really think this person's thought outside the box yeah and i think that's i think that's why

00:43:37.960 um

00:43:40.000 comedy is so fucking awesome because this is the only place where we can speak truth to power

00:43:48.060 as like i know i love all comics and i love what they do but i really have it for like 0.56

00:43:55.000 the jewish comic to talk about the jewish experience which they never do they were talking about some

00:44:02.240 other bullshit chinese people well i love that too but it is about it's an ethnic uh identity and 0.95

00:44:10.920 it's like verboten now in america well the weird thing about the woke hating the jews 1.00

00:44:16.980 is like i get the right hating them in a way because but the left hating them is stupid because 0.99

00:44:23.160 it's like you you want minorities to be have higher status in the country jews did that they went from 1.00

00:44:33.360 zero to high status which proves that any and other groups do it too like chinese are killing it in 1.00

00:44:40.300 america yeah like africans like from africa are going in america indians are killing it in america 0.99

00:44:46.300 and but they just keep they just make their money doing something and they're not like they're not

00:44:51.400 like now we will go to hollywood like they just they just had no not saying they have no ambition

00:44:56.980 to do that but there's not as big of a they kind of want their money and have a peaceful time the jews

00:45:02.180 were like we want to make stuff creative stuff and that's what like what you're saying is is true like

00:45:10.080 they hate if jews just made their money and never created a thing and never touched like the chinese 1.00

00:45:14.300 chinese are the indians who make tons tons of money in america and our ceos and our our billionaires

00:45:21.480 but they're not tweeting you know or they're not they don't want to be in the public eye

00:45:27.640 and that's part of it it's like go away you think that was part how much do you think because this is

00:45:34.520 like a really deep psychological and spiritual question but how much did having a jewish dad

00:45:41.940 how far did that go along to making you go like it did me i gotta do stand up yeah was that part of

00:45:51.140 it or no i think having a jewish dad and not like my mom's not jewish so i'm not like technically by

00:45:58.960 you know i always make the joke if you know when the terrorist comes into the domain mall and holds

00:46:04.820 the ak-47 up my head i go look it's only my on my dad's side i'm not i'm not fully jewish have you read

00:46:11.260 the talmud um but so yeah i mean he's a musician violinist he never wanted me to do arts art stuff

00:46:21.580 in a way like he he made me do it but he did for a living he would say i go i don't want to play

00:46:27.540 violin he's like you don't have to do this for a living just do it now as a kid and i'd be like that

00:46:31.180 seems like so stupid like why would i do it now if i'm not going to do it later but he introduced me to 0.57

00:46:38.520 rodney and you know um don rickles and all those comics that were really you know carson had a lot 0.89

00:46:49.360 of jewish comics on yeah and made their careers you know and they were super talented people that

00:46:56.780 without carson would that have you know he was the equivalent of all social media and tv combined

00:47:05.120 thing absolutely and jack parr too and i think because they were so middle of the road on their

00:47:10.820 late night talk shows when there was only three networks they really mainstreamed uh jewish american

00:47:17.560 identity for the country to go hey they're not as weird as we thought they were they're just they're

00:47:25.040 just they you know being there's nothing wrong with being eccentric and sometimes eccentric is

00:47:31.960 offensive and people want to say that you know oh well that's offensive no i'm i mean i don't care

00:47:39.120 like one of my mom's best friends he passed away from what i believe getting two astrazeneca's 0.95

00:47:45.480 um it was right before they banned it i mean he had a fucking brain aneurysm out of nowhere 0.87

00:47:50.140 but he was a gay dude and he was all mixed he was he was had a little jew in him but he was 0.99

00:47:55.920 moroccan and he was uh you know portuguese and all these things and his he was a military brat 0.92

00:48:02.960 and he was gay and he was my mom like he would always come around and he would always say the n-word 1.00

00:48:07.560 and faggot and he would just and just like ruthlessly but and it would i would cry laughing 1.00

00:48:15.080 yeah and and growing up i always kind of thought like gay people equals say whatever the fuck you 1.00

00:48:22.040 want crass whatever you want to call it and now it's become oh well i'm gay and that means i'm 0.99

00:48:29.660 offended by any goddamn word you said it's like that you're ostracizing yourself yeah it's weird 0.99

00:48:36.420 because i always say that it's a lemming program it's like programming uh you know the lower classes 0.99

00:48:44.000 not royals uh for self-extinction and to go oh well they know better than me if i should die or not 0.97

00:48:52.820 and just the idiocy that people accept the only the only weapon we have against it is comedy 1.00

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00:50:14.820 it's good i figured you would like it yeah it's more i i like espresso but they sent k cup coffee well

00:50:21.020 they also they have beaten they sent beans so i'm gonna make espresso with it they sent us a whole kit

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00:50:30.480 but it got cold i gotta make some more and i like that they stand for something and you can win a

00:50:34.140 cyber truck and then some leftist can uh you know try and blow it up them people you know and i'm i'm

00:50:41.180 loving to see people really pushing the envelope um and it's happening more and more and more you're one

00:50:48.580 of them but i just love seeing offensive comedy it's just so needed it's needed and the the hesitancy

00:50:58.700 around it the way around it is just by getting better and being figuring out how to do it better

00:51:04.440 yep that's right and that's all any art form is no there's no artists that ever you know picasso or

00:51:11.340 whatever they never painted something they're like okay that's i now now no no they go that was 0.52

00:51:17.100 really even if it was something sometimes they go it was shit and then now it's sold for 10 million 0.98

00:51:22.840 dollars but at the time it's shit what's your what's your goal as like being this creative person 0.97

00:51:30.540 what's your ultimate goal i mean i mean the ultimate privilege from it is being able to support my 0.92

00:51:39.960 family which is really cool yeah and that's not really a goal but i would like them to just be

00:51:44.480 like ruthlessly uh comfortable no but i mean your artistic goal i want to be able to

00:51:51.360 i want to be able to have become like i you know i aspire to relive you know the

00:51:59.680 dangerfield rodney dangerfield

00:52:02.640 that that mark that he left wasn't that the greatest career he had the best career he did yeah and he he

00:52:12.400 was really happy with it there for the last long time his story was cool too because he did comedy

00:52:19.560 from 19 to 28 and then he quit and started selling siding or something i know and did that till he was

00:52:28.140 41 and then all of a sudden got back into comedy and started blowing up yeah that's also proof that

00:52:35.080 you don't have to go you don't it's not a it's a marathon i mean but whoever figured out that

00:52:42.320 that could be transferred for transferred into a um movie franchise too i mean all the movies he did

00:52:50.740 were huge box office smashes and that's like uh some brilliance there we need i i'd like to bring back

00:52:58.520 that vibe of really funny unique comedies that i think is missing but accessible too not like super

00:53:06.840 hoity-toity but just like able you know caddyshack which is just hilarious yeah right and yeah everybody

00:53:14.020 had a great cameo in that everybody who made it was like the famous directors but they were like 20

00:53:20.860 yeah or something they were like super young and ambitious and they didn't have computers or any

00:53:27.860 they had you know tape the rolls of shit and put it in the camera and and you know they were just on a 0.72

00:53:35.700 golf course for however many weeks filming that in that area in florida or whatever i've watched the 0.92

00:53:40.860 documentary about the caddyshack oh i didn't know the making of it it's really interesting because 0.97

00:53:44.700 rodney the whole time he's just having you know he's just smoking weed the whole fucking time like 0.96

00:53:49.220 hammered but he was but profesh still was you know killed every cut killed every shot yeah and then 0.94

00:53:56.960 he'd be like i don't know if that was good i don't know if that was any good they're like no no no that

00:54:00.600 was that was really good so that's that's part of it right you do your best work and you still think

00:54:06.620 you could do better you have to so well you're always trying to improve or get to the next step you

00:54:11.700 don't really know what it is but for me i guess now i've been doing stand-up for 40 years you know

00:54:19.100 and i remember asking rodney how long does it take before you're able to get up and write on stage

00:54:27.780 you know because we have our act and everything and our jokes but just the next level you know

00:54:35.160 you mean what did he say artist how long did he say it took he told me he said it takes about 30 years

00:54:41.460 to make a comic and he said takes 35 to make a great comic and now i'm at 43 and so i'm great no but

00:54:50.000 i have found in the gigs i've done over the last two three years it's to challenge myself to write

00:54:59.900 on stage off the top of my head you know did you look up to people like him like when you were coming

00:55:06.120 up oh yeah he was oh my god was it like super special to be able to be in those like how did

00:55:11.340 you feel in those you've had a lot of really incredible moments with him your first break

00:55:16.300 was rodney right with him but just in general yeah i mean in general like what are the what are those

00:55:22.720 feelings of that you when you meet somebody like him and he tells you something that like

00:55:29.380 well i knew him for a while when he said that because all the comics used to hang out with him when he

00:55:35.040 came to the la comedy store and of course we'd gather around his feet to hear the stories he'd

00:55:41.460 tell and we'd ask him what this and that and he'd critique people's acts too you know you need to

00:55:47.840 bring it up you know he'd give great advice he was our comedy godfather and he discovered so many of

00:55:53.460 us and put us on his hbo show young comedians i know that when i was on the young comedian special

00:56:00.380 he had me on had jerry seinfeld andrew dice clay sam kennison and i can't remember others but i mean

00:56:08.400 every one of us he gave us a career you know but he was just a he was um he was like all comics

00:56:17.400 none of us is sane i mean that that's what was he ever depressed hello was he ever not depressed 0.81

00:56:28.220 but when he was shooting the shit with everybody was he in a better mood or was he still just 0.99

00:56:32.460 depressed it's like it's all shit kid nothing but shit nothing but he told me and this is true his 0.99

00:56:38.820 father uh i think he put it on his dad's headstone because his dad wanted him to i think he said and 1.00

00:56:46.760 he put it in hebrew but his dad said i want my words on my grave to be it's all bullshit it's awesome 0.98

00:56:54.080 so that's how and he's like my dad was right it's nothing but bullshit but if we would get a lot of 0.98

00:57:01.880 comics together and we'd smoke a lot and drink a lot and then we'd just jam and that was the most fun 0.63

00:57:08.500 like get on a topic like you know how uh songwriters do in nashville and them and i think rappers do it

00:57:15.220 too well i've been in a rap thing so i know they do but you go around in the circle and everybody's like

00:57:20.380 ready to sing their part because they've been thinking about what words how's it going to rhyme

00:57:25.340 or what's so it would be like all comics just sitting there on one subject and just everybody

00:57:31.660 thrown out just riffing riffing yeah i couldn't remember that word riffing but that's what he was

00:57:38.140 so fucking great at and he was great in his house because he uh gave a life to and adopted oh my god

00:57:47.580 i don't remember his name now oh my god i used to know his name but there was this great uh comedian 0.93

00:57:53.460 and he was a great writer and he was like legendary people are going to kick me for not remembering his

00:58:01.520 name but he had two huh black no jewish and he he had too many neuroses to take care of himself in any

00:58:10.780 way and so rodney adopted him the one-liner guy yeah

00:58:16.260 and uh joe ansis joe ansis thank god and uh so rodney had him live with him and help raise his kids

00:58:26.900 but i did meet him and so that was like the honor of my life to meet joe ansis

00:58:32.100 but uh he had this great line for rodney where they went to somebody's house and the guy had a

00:58:38.740 dog and it kept on staring at rodney he wouldn't take his eyes off of rodney and rodney goes what 1.00

00:58:44.260 the fuck he's all high the fuck's with this dog he just won't take his eyes off me what the fuck's 0.99

00:58:50.580 up with this guy he's making me nervous and joe ansis goes he knows you're famous 1.00

00:58:56.100 i just love that i think we're missing a lot of um a lot of the comedy camaraderie in a way i mean

00:59:05.180 yeah that's not allowed people will argue with me on that and say no because you know the this comic

00:59:11.280 and this comic do a pod or this but it's because it's made way more competitive in a way that like

00:59:18.160 it was competitive to get those when you came up to get something you had to get any light women on 1.00

00:59:25.540 right jesus christ you couldn't i tried to blow people but nobody wanted me to blow them 0.99

00:59:30.440 and that was devil hard you know i've tried to go i'll give you i'll give you a blow job like she did 1.00

00:59:36.640 the one you put on last week but they're like yeah forget it roseanne jesus so like after the 10th time 0.99

00:59:44.400 i'll let her on but you're just funny as fuck and deserve those spots and you know i had to fight 1.00

00:59:52.620 for them because they did not like women they still hate us they still they didn't like jews 0.98

00:59:57.920 either but i wasn't too hip to it because i thought being from salt lake oh i'm gonna go to

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01:00:08.740 kind that um go uh there needs to be no nation states in our one world communist dystopia they're

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01:02:05.260 simplicity what you're helping to bring here is just your own destruction but you're too fucking 1.00

01:02:12.220 stupid and woke which means head up the ass to even fucking get it the woke jews are the absolute worst 1.00

01:02:20.100 are they the fucking worst they're much worse than any other woke category of human being 1.00

01:02:25.440 a woke jew is just smarmy and pretentious and self-hating outwardly hating um lying it's it's pretty bad 1.00

01:02:38.340 every reason why people hate the jews you know it's like hey wait make maybe it is true well maybe 0.99

01:02:45.240 they're talking about them well everyone hates the bankers yeah except for those guys they love bankers 1.00

01:02:52.140 for sure the fucking leftists love bankers they love every freaking um money scam in the world 1.00

01:02:59.600 don't they i agree and then they pretend they're fucking jake where's my more booze for your mother 1.00

01:03:06.120 but i mean it's just terrible that they would i think that is what they've done to jews forever and 0.95

01:03:15.220 torah says it too to turn you know a certain percentage of your people uh figure that their own 0.98

01:03:25.880 ethnic tribal folk are the problem with the world if there's a black guy and he kills murders on stage 1.00

01:03:35.840 everybody goes that guy's fucking hilarious a white guy goes on nobody knows he's jewish he kills 1.00

01:03:42.280 everybody goes that guy's hilarious after the show they find out that guy's jewish they go oh i knew 0.98

01:03:47.660 that there was something wrong like so it's like even though you laughed it's like oh but it was jews 1.00

01:03:53.620 so it was somebody even commented recently on one of my things like all comedy is manipulation by the

01:03:59.300 jews or something it's like but that i was i we didn't talk about the comedy called camaraderie

01:04:05.640 camaraderie that doesn't exist i thought it would exist but it doesn't because i'm a woman

01:04:11.860 and old and smell like pee three jew yeah but social media has i mean i think it'd be easier for 0.82

01:04:23.440 you to have camaraderie with some other comics in that you well i do in my house but yeah you know 0.99

01:04:29.820 uh it's hard to go out because um boy they did a number on my ass it's hard what did they do i mean 0.99

01:04:39.480 they called me a fucking racist and uh that's like yeah and i am a racist so they were right 1.00

01:04:45.640 yeah but no but i've since become a racist yeah since you looked into it you're like actually i 0.99

01:04:51.380 like this yeah it's kind of interesting i never measured the skull of an african man before that

01:04:57.120 it's how hilarious is just the concept of race race is racism i'm not racist i'm culturist 0.95

01:05:07.440 like if you i don't care what your skin color is but if you have like a goofy ass outfit on or you 0.79

01:05:12.080 got even like if you're a jew with the i have to wear it every i mean i'm okay you know we're never 0.97

01:05:17.080 going to be really close like if i was a full orthodox jew would i be here right now like you

01:05:21.240 know what i mean or whatever i think that i live in the the you know where you wear jeans and a

01:05:28.480 you know you know i don't know prayer shawls or you know the little muslim hat and then you dress

01:05:36.680 like you're from afghanistan and you drive uber in new york i mean all that stuff is like to me i have 1.00

01:05:42.080 nothing against the guy's race i'm just like what the fuck are you wearing yeah what the fuck is on 0.99

01:05:47.340 your like where do you first of all where the fuck did you buy that i always wonder that myself 1.00

01:05:53.080 and can i know the numbers so i can get some costumes for my sketches on my instagram 0.99

01:05:59.220 that's what i thought when i first saw the uh indian women's clothing i'm like shit that's gorgeous 1.00

01:06:05.960 it's beautiful but like you know you're i'm trying to i'm at macy's like they don't have anything for 0.87

01:06:11.060 you guys here why are you here they don't have that

01:06:13.740 you're there looking in the the curtain sections my dad used to say my dad was so horrible

01:06:23.360 i remember since i've been watching you it's brought up memories of my dad that stuff he'd

01:06:30.920 say like for going to the prom i couldn't find a size 15 that's what i wore and i've really done a

01:06:38.720 lot of work on my body and now i wear a 13 but anyway but my dad goes why don't you just

01:06:46.540 why don't you just call omar the tent maker he'll throw something together 0.99

01:06:51.140 but it's funny it is did you laugh or were you offended no i laughed my fucking ass did he know 0.99

01:07:00.620 he was funny oh yeah he was so funny like it's tongue in cheek i mean no he was vicious no he had 0.99

01:07:07.820 problems but he was so fucking funny he was he traumatized me sometimes i see that sometimes i 0.96

01:07:12.680 go it's a neurosis maybe i'll have another you know oh no well i get funnier you know but then 0.59

01:07:20.380 sometimes you know have you ever gotten in real trouble for being too funny um not really that's

01:07:28.180 i i mean i've had shows canceled i mean i've had people complain to venues and get them canceled

01:07:36.500 but i haven't had the the most offended people were of was in 2020 when i was in toronto and it

01:07:46.700 was a full lockdown it was one of the worst lockdowns in the world in the world yeah some

01:07:51.640 crazy number of days out of the year in lockdown 200 and something and um when it started about two

01:07:59.780 months three months in i'm like this is bullshit like i'm doing i have to do comedy yeah where the 0.86

01:08:04.840 fuck am i going to do this so we we i rented a speaker and a spotlight wireless and went to a 0.96

01:08:11.960 park and there's already people there's already people on a hill it was a park with a big hill 0.97

01:08:17.520 it's called christy pits in toronto it's actually a pit and there was a big jew riot there that's why 1.00

01:08:23.940 it's actually kind of famous if the christy pits riots there was a jewish baseball team playing this

01:08:29.080 other and there was kids with nazi signs like wow people in in canada there there was nazi signs

01:08:35.140 there was a nazi party everything um but anyway uh christy pits played on the hill all the people 0.99

01:08:43.380 were already there hey we're gonna do a comedy show people like thank fuck like we're just sitting 0.95

01:08:47.360 on a hill because this is what's allowed you know there you couldn't go to a bar you can go to 0.93

01:08:51.820 anywhere everything's closed so people would just sit in parks and and drink and so we did that and

01:08:58.380 we did how'd that go over the first time it was just like incredible and then the next week we had

01:09:03.320 to do it again and then the cops came like in force and like to shut it down and at first they had

01:09:09.680 the the cops drove down into the park and parked and the the they're not the other people that they

01:09:19.580 had come talk to me weren't cops they were like bylaw officers oh my god and the guy comes up to me

01:09:25.600 and tells me that you know we can't do this and he had braces so i started on the mic being like

01:09:32.420 this bylaw officer with braces thinks that we shouldn't do the comedy show and everybody's booing

01:09:36.940 him and it was like this whole thing and we were like taunted and then finally they were like they

01:09:42.480 basically said you can do it but here's a two thousand dollar or three thousand dollar fine oh my god

01:09:47.560 and um and if you come back again like you'll something serious will happen so we tweeted it

01:09:54.880 out doug stanhope retweeted it which was really cool he said something like i don't even know what

01:10:01.060 this is about i'm just drunk but i think it's a good thing so sign up because i did a little go

01:10:05.980 fund me to raise money to pay for the ticket and then uh russell peters retweeted it which was cool

01:10:12.400 and then we said i said well fuck it let's just keep doing it a different spot so we found another 0.83

01:10:19.040 park with a hill and we told i said anybody who wants to come it's a secret location and send me 0.95

01:10:25.260 your email uh and we'll email everybody the location two hours before the show and then we did that every

01:10:32.360 week for 11 weeks it did it at the same place probably stupid of me i should have kept moving it

01:10:36.420 but i was like this is perfect because it's such a it's like a theater right it's like this perfect

01:10:41.080 hill it's like a like a greco whatever the amphitheater thing the outdoor thing so and we

01:10:51.340 did and i would bring all kinds of comics and there were comics that turned on me that did it the first

01:10:55.820 few times and then somebody went he's racist he did he's talking chinese accent big reason i was doing

01:11:01.600 the chinese accent where i was canada our dr fauci was a chinese woman named theresa tam and she 0.98

01:11:07.660 literally had a chinese accent and be like don't go outside you need to wear the mask have you seen

01:11:12.800 those videos yeah so i made fun of it live too right and in front of people and people loved it but then

01:11:19.640 there were certain people that hated it there were comics comics one comedian some guy from scotland

01:11:25.460 some scottish comedian he's what are making a list of all the comedians who've gone to bin bankers

01:11:31.400 this is comedy show and they're not going to be allowed on any shows after covid and like was

01:11:37.420 actually making lists of people that were comics that were performing and no it's comics that were

01:11:43.460 funny yeah well no they were will it well they were they were willing to do it and then they became not

01:11:48.920 willing and that was really the birth of the extreme woke a lot of those comics were totally normal

01:11:53.500 people and then just in that moment got fucking swept up but we kept doing it and it got popular 0.78

01:12:00.620 and we got the the rebel news in canada which is not state sponsored they're like the only and

01:12:07.840 ran by ezra levant and i love ezra he's a good guy and he i mean people argue that but to me he was a

01:12:15.640 good guy and it did right by me and helped you know even gave me a letter for the u.s and stuff to come

01:12:20.440 here but he came out and they reported on it and mark breslin the owner of yuck yucks who i'm close 0.99

01:12:26.540 with who is another jew fucking jew fucking guy but he's funny and he doesn't give a shit like about 1.00

01:12:35.440 you know censorship or any of that and he and he was even pro kind of coat like covid stuff but not 0.99

01:12:42.660 sure you know like a lot of people but was willing to go i'm coming to the show i'm coming to this i'll

01:12:47.880 support this within the cops started coming and because rebel news was reporting it and because

01:12:53.620 you were breaking the whole covid restriction but it was and we had so by the by the end of it we had

01:12:59.220 about 500 people in the field that's and it's still on youtube if you go to my youtube ben bankus

01:13:04.700 comedy on youtube um my like background photo at the top is still that show which was me in a park

01:13:12.680 with we rent wireless spotlight wireless speaker 500 people on the side of the hill and that's a

01:13:18.960 great idea not allowed not we weren't allowed to do anything and i so i did get and then they find me

01:13:26.080 again and they said if you come back you'll be you know like arrested for being in this park so we

01:13:31.160 didn't go back there were people that thought it was still going to be there and they were like

01:13:35.220 messaging me on instagram like the cops are like here we did a different park and then

01:13:41.740 and then things opened up and the whole thing was under the guise i called it the freedom of comedy

01:13:47.320 protest great i love that and it was because it was fun i mean talk about fascism i mean we weren't 0.94

01:13:53.640 allowed to go out you weren't allowed to have your business open like what the fuck is that called i 0.92

01:13:59.320 don't know yeah some communism fast some mix like it's yeah so authoritarianism and that was all the 0.97

01:14:07.340 isms a way to that was my first grassroots and did you but did you ever think about this that all

01:14:13.180 this authoritarianism is ran by women have you ever considered that i think a lot of them are 1.00

01:14:20.160 fucking terrifying that new zealand fucking bitch with that horse face yeah terrifying right these women 1.00

01:14:26.860 women that are in positions of power are completely uh authoritarian monsters canada's finance minister 1.00

01:14:37.820 for the long time longest time who she just ran to be prime minister after trudeau stepped down 0.99

01:14:41.980 and he fired her like two weeks before he stepped down as like some bullshit like oh she did you know 0.98

01:14:47.380 simple it's all fake christia freeland total like she she's like rules with an iron fist 1.00

01:14:56.160 from the woke side and her grandfather wrote for the fucking some ss magazine in ukraine of course 0.97

01:15:04.620 and like and then they she was the one nazis she was the one that woke to hitler hello that's what 0.96

01:15:12.300 they're woke to is adolf hitler the ss officer they had they had a guy that because they were trying to

01:15:18.040 do a pro ukraine thing in canada and zelensky was there so they brought an old some old soldier 0.98

01:15:23.800 from ukraine and they didn't even realize he was a fucking he was a nazi and they all stood in 0.93

01:15:29.660 and they applauded him and it was so great and they go oh by accident oh yeah sure yeah they don't 0.98

01:15:35.980 even fucking know what they're doing all they want to do is to crack down on that was by accident but 0.90

01:15:39.920 the palestinian flag that was on purpose right they're just nazis i mean i liked um they're just 0.99

01:15:47.680 fucking nazis and nothing else neo-nazis that's what joan rivers national socialists yeah joan 0.65

01:15:53.820 rivers i don't where did you have a relationship with joan a bit yeah she lived in new york but i 0.99

01:15:59.300 loved her yeah but she had that one of her interviews was one of her i think it was my

01:16:04.820 well she did the conspiracies she got killed for saying michelle obama's wife was a man 0.98

01:16:11.460 but there was paparazzi you know and she was cool with paparazzi right because she's funny 0.97

01:16:17.500 so she'd come out of the car and be like and the paparazzi what do you think about israel

01:16:21.560 bombing the palace it was you know it's still happening then right and and she goes

01:16:25.240 hamas palestinians they started it again what they deserve yeah it was great but that was a fair 1.00

01:16:34.660 opinion and people can go well that's an opinion but now if you say that i mean fuck i don't know 0.99

01:16:39.400 what the fuck would happen if you were if you were at if you were you'd probably get arrested 0.99

01:16:44.220 well i had a netflix special coming out and you came out and said everything that's happening in 1.00

01:16:49.060 palestine is fucking deserved they deserve it what happens you're canceled you're fucked yeah 1.00

01:16:53.940 yeah that's by jews canceling you for speaking out because those are the woke jews that hate jews yeah 1.00

01:17:02.220 yeah it's a lot of byzantinian shit right it is exactly that it is it's a gaslight look at the end of 1.00

01:17:12.780 the boot lickers they turn they're turning their own people that's well that's what i have jewish 0.99

01:17:17.620 friends all over the world who are if not as bitter as myself some even more and they're just like

01:17:28.940 you know the greatest the greatest thing that jews have been well i shouldn't even say this

01:17:33.780 but jews do love to i mean the greatest thing the jews did was the holocaust elitist jews love

01:17:40.840 nothing more than turning in religious jews absolutely i just have to say it that's the truth 1.00

01:17:46.640 i mean they can't stand the super religious jews they're turning into they're going the opposite 1.00

01:17:51.960 they're turning the they hate weird shit they hate the atheists they don't like it well they don't 1.00

01:17:58.020 think israel should be a state oh damn yeah yeah oh they're completely freaking crazy and people go 1.00

01:18:05.580 look the jews in the tunnel you know why they were saying that nobody likes jews don't like there's 0.99

01:18:11.240 the majority of jews aren't on the fringes of either of those of either of those sides like anybody 0.98

01:18:16.860 during the holocaust they didn't care whether you had a fucking the curls or if you were just like 0.86

01:18:23.340 you know we did hanukkah once they don't they didn't care get in the train so i don't know i 0.95

01:18:30.660 think it's important to talk about nobody really talks about the bones of the holocaust which i want

01:18:35.760 to do a show about because it was a systematic uh theft of all classes wealth and they use that to

01:18:44.300 cover it it's always a tactic that they use to rob people blind it's mind control everybody's robbing

01:18:51.940 everybody and i think it's well all governments is run by pedos agree or not yes they're all 1.00

01:19:00.280 fucking criminals in a criminal cartel mafia and they're stealing the taxpayers money true or false 0.99

01:19:06.720 probably true definitely true i mean i think that trump like people call him i think he's less of a 1.00

01:19:14.000 criminal than the career politicians 100 i mean he's a key he's a businessman and this idea that

01:19:21.620 everything has to be ethically ethical ethics like what are you talking about people need to get rich 0.78

01:19:27.640 right you can't fucking you can like you can't succeed if you're every little thing needs to be 0.97

01:19:34.880 you know like you know oh where'd that receipt go i don't know like what are we doing here i don't 0.99

01:19:40.600 think the trump organization has assassinated people to get ahead even when he's building in new york

01:19:46.180 city skyline he just says funny stuff he just gives pays them off that but i mean the other ones they 0.88

01:19:52.860 all fucking remove their obstacles because they don't have the money to pay them off or they're so 0.99

01:19:57.600 fucking greedy they're like i'm not even gonna bother to pay you off i'll shoot you in the head 1.00

01:20:02.280 it's like mafia or ultra mafia what do you think of that justin castro justin trudeau left office 1.00

01:20:12.880 in disgrace oh good he i mean i wish he had done it in blackface i wish he had done the 1.00

01:20:18.740 resignation with the turban with the turban and blackface sucking another man's dick yeah yeah 1.00

01:20:25.660 yeah but no he he he's delusional he's like you know you know when you you know when there's a bad 1.00

01:20:32.360 comedian they bomb and then they come off stage and they go i killed yeah that's great exactly that's

01:20:38.560 like him he's just going after nine years of bombing every day nine years and just comes off 0.99

01:20:44.560 and goes yeah it's probably the best that's ever existed i think that's true that's sociopathic you 0.99

01:20:50.920 know who's else is like that a bad comic that fucking newsome dude he's like a rat bastard comic 0.99

01:20:58.220 that like gets one laugh in five minute on monday night and starts doing a whole marketing campaign 0.95

01:21:05.680 to tour he's he's intimidating but he like he's a good-looking guy too i don't know he's i people

01:21:14.120 say trudeau's i think newsome he's slimy and all that but at least they have legal weed for christ's 0.97

01:21:21.700 sake i know like you i i put up with fucking a lot of shit for that and i think i think he knows that 0.98

01:21:29.060 which is a control mechanism as well and maybe isn't necessarily a good thing in the long run or 0.98

01:21:34.240 for for certain demographics of people like and creating homeless you know right allowing more

01:21:40.680 shit to happen but it's you know and then you have our guy in the wheelchair yeah the wheel the guy in

01:21:47.940 a wheelchair in texas is like you know weed might actually help your condition maybe you'll walk 0.99

01:21:52.060 again take a hit right isn't it the greatest and i don't know they just is it legal in canada yeah

01:21:59.080 oh cool and that's why everybody voted for trudeau the first time okay because he came out and said

01:22:03.780 the other guy had been fiscally responsible for like seven years and the country was fine but trudeau 1.00

01:22:10.760 came out and was like i'll legalize weed and people like well fuck i mean yeah the other guy's an idiot 0.99

01:22:15.960 he should have just said i will too i know but he ran on legalizing weed and came in like fourth 1.00

01:22:21.880 you're in texas no no and she ran for president in 2012 2012 yeah it was a fucking delight she did 0.77

01:22:30.640 really well what was would you do it again yeah i said that if i did say that if they arrest trump 0.55

01:22:36.920 i'll step in because he stole all my ideas anyway i mean but who doesn't you know i mean everyone's

01:22:44.040 stealing my fucking ideas have you met trump of course what was what was that like well that was 0.97

01:22:50.540 years ago well he was always a delightful person to me and uh gracious and wonderful hired me 0.99

01:22:59.260 and so i have no complaints you know and then after you know he you know after they fired me and all

01:23:07.700 that he was sweet and uh nice and complimentary and you know all his people have been very nice to

01:23:15.700 me and what was the was that apprentice no what did you he did call me to be on the apprentice he's like

01:23:23.200 hello roseanne i'm like oh no i had his i had him call me about 10 times i was like i because i have 0.98

01:23:30.200 i'm jewish fully 100 you're only half so you you only have to put up with half of a fucking mania i 1.00

01:23:37.220 only have to like 25 percent of jews but you don't have the maniacal mind that drives you fucking crazy 0.99

01:23:43.420 so i'm like okay i can't answer don't answer that because it will be bad luck my whole thing is 0.99

01:23:49.880 bad luck because that's the whole jew thing but i'm like don't answer him back because that's going to 1.00

01:23:55.960 be bad luck don't call him so it was like 10 messages and then i'm like i know what he's going 0.97

01:24:01.440 to ask me nbc was on me and they were trying to work me and steal my shit before abc could steal it 0.90

01:24:08.340 but uh anyway so finally i had to take it and i'm like i can't disrespect him because i like him

01:24:16.540 so i'll call him back and i knew they were going to ask me to go on the apprentice did they and so he's

01:24:22.140 like hi rosanne it's donald i go hi how you doing and i like suffered for weeks so i'm like what am

01:24:29.680 i going to say i have to tell the truth and then everyone thinks i'm crazy and horrible but he's

01:24:35.400 like we'd like i'd like you to come on the apprentice and i go well donald

01:24:41.600 i love you and i love the apprentice and you know if you was on any other network i would come on there 0.99

01:24:50.180 but i hate abc because they fucked me up the ass and i'm not going to do many fucking favors 1.00

01:24:56.160 well i understand thank you so much rosanne buh-bye that was nice of him very nice that was 1.00

01:25:03.220 the last time you spoke no i've spoken to him hundreds of times since then she keeps trying

01:25:07.740 to rush him at mar-a-lago in the bushes no i got a hold of him i i did grasp a hold of him at mar-a-lago

01:25:15.360 yeah no you did you i got the video you got the hand and i'm like get over here now and uh i did 0.98

01:25:22.000 get a hold of him because i just wanted to pray for him you know crazy shit i think he's scared of 0.96

01:25:27.300 my mother a little bit well a little bit because i'm a jew so is his so is his kids i know his kids 0.97

01:25:34.640 they're jews but they're not my kind of jew you know there's a lot of different kind of jews he's not

01:25:39.620 there's canadian he's funny but he's not like like he's well now he's probably just

01:25:46.100 he's so zeroed in oh he gets it yeah he totally i think he's one of the funniest people on the planet

01:25:52.940 i think he's hilarious and i think now he's daring to show how crazier he speaks the more peace

01:25:59.200 comes upon the world no he's doing a bit he does he he he sets people up for a bit how could he say

01:26:06.160 this how could because it's because if the world's talking about a tariff war with canada and the u.s

01:26:11.220 then nobody's dying or less people are dying because they're not as concerned about because 0.99

01:26:16.620 everything becomes goofier and like it's like the roddy dangerfield thing like it's all bullshit so 0.99

01:26:22.120 even at that level it is kind of bullshit well i think he's doing all i think he's a really good 0.97

01:26:29.100 comic his timing is great like when that they said when what's her name kelly goes you have called 0.99

01:26:35.200 women sluts and pigs and disgusting animals and you can see trump he's he's ready when it comes 1.00

01:26:42.700 he's like i'm ready and you're just the mic he goes only rosie o'donnell he did a rosie thing 1.00

01:26:52.900 today did you see it no what he did because she moved to ireland or whatever oh yeah he was like

01:26:57.780 you're such he was talking i think the prime minister don't quote me on it but i think it was

01:27:01.200 like the president or prime minister of ireland or something he's like you're such a great country 0.98

01:27:05.200 why would you allow rosie it he did that today oh he's fucking hilarious she's brutal though 0.95

01:27:10.760 with the she is the woke stuff it's it's and it's you know i don't even think she believes any of it 0.90

01:27:15.980 i don't think 90 of the people who talk like this believe it they're just they're just like 0.98

01:27:20.820 it'll be embarrassing to admit three words c-y-a cover your ass uh-huh but anyways all right i 0.97

01:27:29.600 what where were where was i going with all this let's do a nice wrap up well i want one question 0.99

01:27:36.380 before we go two things first you got to plug your youtube special because we fucking love you but 0.90

01:27:40.480 before you do that can we just and you guys are going to get so mad at me can you guys just explain 0.93

01:27:45.120 to our audience for five seconds you were talking about how the new movement against jews because

01:27:50.840 i've seen this online too is oh i go jesus is a jew and then that thing is like no jesus was this

01:27:56.560 then the talmud was written now it's all satanist now you're all satanist what can you explain is that 0.66

01:28:01.760 true or not what's true that the modern jew is just satanic and that the real jew died after 1.00

01:28:07.540 jesus no they think that jews are demonic can you guys and they think well he might not know but

01:28:14.600 well you do they do nazis think jews are demonic yeah and that they're from the other side that

01:28:21.120 there's anti-human the anti-human the subhuman but we think that about them uh we think that about 0.97

01:28:27.360 them no we don't we talk about them being satanic every week well they are satanic because they're

01:28:32.600 they're uh cainites right and that's part of their satanic religion is they have to get rid of the 0.90

01:28:38.920 torah right and the jews because they're satan that's satan's job it's like he's at war with 1.00

01:28:45.440 god i agree so the people saying that jews are satanists are actually satanists yeah okay that's 1.00

01:28:51.280 what do you think they do all that shit they do it in the basement of churches hello bitches i don't 1.00

01:28:58.040 know what do you think do you like jews gentiles i like everybody i think like i get the arguments 1.00

01:29:04.800 about like apac and like spending money and like the influence and stuff and and the counter argument

01:29:11.200 that i can the logical counter arguments that i can think of are like well if they i think that

01:29:16.780 those things are in place because they're literally afraid of being wiped off the map yeah and like if

01:29:22.760 they weren't they probably would be because all it would take is one president to come in and be like

01:29:26.920 actually you're gone yeah one tamala or shmamala so there's that and then with the talmud thing 0.98

01:29:33.900 everybody's like the talmud talks about raping kids i mean nobody's even fucking read this thing 0.86

01:29:38.200 yeah like jews for the most of the part are like yeah that's you've read it front to back yeah 0.98

01:29:44.080 but it's not really part of our dialogue that went on for hundreds of years but it barely makes

01:29:49.860 like you have to like study it black humor in it it's funny like me and you the stuff we would

01:29:56.080 write in the margins right but it's a take that as to be script it's not like you read it like it's

01:30:01.760 not like you read it like you can't read it like a harry potter book or even like the bible it's got

01:30:05.760 great things and horrendously funny horrible things but you kind of need like to really like understand 0.90

01:30:12.820 it or whatever you'd have to go through it with like a rabbi who's fucking studied it and it's 0.92

01:30:17.200 multiple people potentially to but anyway in asia it's hundreds of rabbis comments on the torah

01:30:24.320 but in asia the talmud is like one of the most popular books i don't know if you've seen this

01:30:28.380 no i haven't seen that but i don't know if it's in china as well but in korea it's like the most

01:30:34.880 top-selling book is the talmud really yeah because they all read it as like kids like their parents

01:30:41.940 make them read it in some in korean and it's like that's and they're all that's why they're all 1.00

01:30:47.200 fucking smart is this north korea or south korea south korea i mean north korea probably not yeah i was 0.82

01:30:53.000 going to say i wouldn't expect that well maybe they want to well it's a great exercise in critical 0.99

01:30:58.580 thinking because they'll throw things out from the left well well does that mean you can have sex 0.79

01:31:04.320 with somebody who's three and then the answer will come but if you only take that part of it you don't

01:31:09.740 even understand what you're talking about because it was a conversation on ethics and law under european

01:31:16.880 occupation and people don't are unable to contain that many paradoxes and dichotomies when they're

01:31:25.240 like uh but the majority of jews have not read it and they just are like no i'm not talking about 0.92

01:31:34.240 jews i'm talking about intelligent people who like to read uh philosophy and theology it's a full it's a 0.98

01:31:40.460 it's a it's a historical book and but people with the whole like yeah there's there's satanic shit 0.99

01:31:47.840 out there that you know there's indian fucking temples where they're raping and doing shit are 1.00

01:31:52.480 there jewish ones yes they're they're they're creepy people yes but does that mean that um you know like 1.00

01:31:59.020 there's like i make fun of a lot of different things but i've never said like like i like i do a

01:32:04.720 chinese joke and then after i'm like no but seriously like they they need it all be all perfect 1.00

01:32:08.400 you know what i mean like there's there's no it's not coming from that place because it's hard to

01:32:14.720 make something funny if you truly believe the most evil the the funny part is i'm saying something evil 0.94

01:32:22.420 that like isn't i nobody really says shit like that because they don't mean it because you'd be 0.88

01:32:28.060 actually in a mental institution right so funny it's that's what being funny is is i'm willing to 0.96

01:32:33.520 say it but do i believe it do i want everybody you know all these even the trans i make fun of the 0.95

01:32:39.640 trans if i see one do i you know do i think they no i i you know i might laugh a little bit like i

01:32:46.380 might or whatever but even but not respectfully but i would not you know what you know what i'm trying

01:32:51.080 to say yeah i don't i don't you don't wish you will why i ought to you know it's just tell a joke

01:32:57.240 hey look over here steve became jessica or whatever it's a little laugh but that's not

01:33:03.300 to me that's not evil evil is wanting and then people but then people go well the jews want to 0.99

01:33:09.600 erase the palestinians i don't think that's true i think that they just wanted to live 1.00

01:33:13.000 could the palestinians not just be like hey we got beachfront property like we're gonna chill

01:33:17.960 yeah and let's work together we can put a lot of airbnbs in here 50 years of no rockets and

01:33:23.520 hanging out and everybody's chill and they'll probably yeah the walls probably would come down

01:33:28.500 yeah but you know that like i say that that's a an experiment of the un yes and uh the wef and

01:33:36.440 correct committee of 300 child molesters or whatever it is and uh mi6 the british uh kingdom

01:33:46.160 the united kingdom but uh i think they put them there because most of them are egyptian or jordanian

01:33:54.120 that came to israel before 1967 for jobs so it's like such an ongoing mind fuck and opera operation 0.91

01:34:03.300 but the worst part of it is what they do to those children with the un money that comes from american 0.89

01:34:09.640 taxpayers taxpayers for their ndos and such it goes to unra they torture those kids in gaza i'm talking

01:34:18.320 about uh the plo sacrifices and tortures and gets forced labor out of children and makes them be 0.89

01:34:26.680 soldiers which are for war crimes and so does hamas and so does hezbollah they run on child torture and 1.00

01:34:34.680 child sacrifice and child enslavement and and americans are so stupid and so jew hating that 1.00

01:34:44.340 they're actually cheering for child torture and trafficking i mean and they don't even know it 1.00

01:34:50.000 because

01:34:50.580 they're just that broken down and demoralized we're just not as smart when lenny bruce

01:34:58.700 was performing i think people were smart i know too even the people who were offended

01:35:04.120 you could be offended and laugh and go well there were parts but but they you know they they understood

01:35:10.460 this is a this is entertainment i'm i'm being right and you know people walked out and stuff and there 0.99

01:35:15.840 were still stupid people stupid people have existed forever but generally speaking people knew their 1.00

01:35:20.560 history then yeah they knew their roman history they knew their renaissance history yeah they did 1.00

01:35:26.240 but americans that's been taken out of the schools as any kind of history of the western world so now

01:35:32.980 the history is just like jews did slavery uh they're controlling everybody's mind how about this one jews 1.00

01:35:42.920 are occupiers of their own land right that's the best one that's a hoot imperialist with one country 0.62

01:35:50.220 and then they go yeah okay some jews live there from the beginning of time

01:35:54.900 it wasn't really six million it was only 4.9 million that's my favorite argument get off it i think

01:36:06.420 people think it's what under two three hundred k i've heard that three hundred k is the number yeah

01:36:10.960 but it's uh it because and i said this earlier when we were hanging out on the porches

01:36:15.740 it's so much easier to say that than the mind like you know when you try to comprehend comprehend

01:36:21.980 the galaxy the size of a galaxy or the size of a universe and you can't and it's like you can't or

01:36:28.040 or like even when you know when two people die you can oh my god but then when it's a million you 0.95

01:36:33.960 well you can't right fat that the pain is different and it's harder so it's harder to go holy shit this 0.98

01:36:42.420 actually happened and it was fucking insanely crazy and fucked up it's way easier to go ah it was 0.99

01:36:47.660 overblown right none of this yeah 250 jews they inflated the numbers they were cold they would they 0.99

01:36:55.920 didn't have a blanket that was the new thing they didn't have blankets it was shivering or they showed

01:37:00.860 these big like just like weird pits at like yeah in concentration camps and they're like this was a

01:37:06.480 pool they were having fun and you're like no i heard people people go that yeah i agree that you

01:37:13.760 heard about the stand-up they were doing stand-up in the concentration camps they had no i have that

01:37:17.820 book that they i have a book but it doesn't mean i have a rare book that i stole because they wouldn't

01:37:23.640 give it to me so i stole it they did loan it to me and i refused to return it because i knew it was

01:37:29.380 mine but it was all about the dark humor in the concentration camps and that because jews we will

01:37:36.740 always try to have a joke for everything because we know that that untangles the world yeah a good

01:37:42.900 joke untangles every evil thing and we just know we have to do it i don't know it's some kind of

01:37:49.600 but the nazis want to talk about evil what they and my dad did a concert with uh this actor you

01:37:56.160 actually probably know the actor but i forget his name but he's a jewish guy but it was a

01:37:59.940 it was a little concert with violin and acting where it was talking about the the violinists that 0.97

01:38:06.660 would play out as they would be going into the fucking showers to the showers and because they 0.97

01:38:15.440 would go the nazis would go who here plays instrument who here has they would pick out people who had 0.99

01:38:22.940 talents and make them do their shtick whether it was play violin or you know whatever it was

01:38:30.980 yeah to distract while they like so that's i mean and then we're defending that yeah we are defending

01:38:39.060 and that's that's where some you know okay so the people who are looking at going no hitler was right

01:38:47.280 i don't want to buy tickets for ben bankus anymore i mean i got bigger things to worry about than

01:38:53.520 tickets if people are thinking that and i don't think it's the majority i think it's a minority

01:38:58.620 that are loud and annoying just like the woke people with the trans thing they have 10 accounts for every 0.64

01:39:04.240 one person writing the same thing they're out of their minds and some of it's working but um i think 0.95

01:39:11.560 most of them are not going to win they're they're obese uh they're obese um fall away baptists 1.00

01:39:22.260 women in nebraska that's living it's not men it's women living in their mom's basement weighing all 0.99

01:39:30.580 400 and 500 pounds with pink hair and chronically masturbating and going on the internet on disability 1.00

01:39:38.420 for mental bipolar shit where they can't get a job 24 fucking seven and homosexual school teachers 1.00

01:39:47.540 who are probably pedos too they're all fucking pedos any anybody with dyed pink hair who's around 1.00

01:39:53.840 children is a pedo yeah it's just fucking apparent it's right why and they don't and they never have 1.00

01:40:00.320 kids no they're always well they hate them i love children what the fuck are we doing like just it 1.00

01:40:10.320 was better with the the the bitchy you know old ladies with the rulers and smacking them on the head 1.00

01:40:16.300 that was better than 100 fucking what do you want to be when you grow up a boy or a girl 1.00

01:40:22.180 how about a fucking astronaut bitch remember that remember when you could just remember when people 1.00

01:40:28.000 just wanted to be when i i mean when i was a kid it was like astronaut dog was cool yeah yeah people 0.99

01:40:35.060 wanted to be astronauts now it's like i want to be a boy that's not a fucking career i mean it is 0.93

01:40:41.400 i mean you get a bud light sponsorship you got a podcast you got a book tour what did you do for 0.99

01:40:47.900 a living i cut my dick off well congrats you found a way that is kind of a jewy thing 1.00

01:40:57.120 you know what i think there's nothing else i need to take money my dick off and start a 0.99

01:41:02.420 fundraising opportunity start the traveling it's like the modern day traveling circus though that's 0.97

01:41:08.200 what they don't realize it's like it's the freak show and then they go no but it's my about my rights

01:41:13.420 it's like no we want to see what this looks like yeah we're paying to watch you in a cage 1.00

01:41:16.680 it would be better if you had three tits so if you're gonna cut a dick off add a tit 1.00

01:41:21.180 all right your your special is where uh guys i appreciate you listening and my name is ben 1.00

01:41:28.480 bankus benbankus.com my comedy specials on youtube youtube.com slash ben bankus comedy

01:41:34.240 it's also my website uh ben bankus to b-a-n-k-a-s on instagram and um yeah it comes out march 15th on

01:41:43.700 youtube it's gonna be tight it's only about half an hour and it's it's awesome it gives you it's

01:41:49.040 filmed at tampa bay side splitters which is a really great club that a lot of comics really like

01:41:54.480 and we sold it out and i love to watch your work you got you got the swag and that's what it's all

01:42:02.060 about i love your swag like i told you i like your technical when you're up there and you just 0.95

01:42:08.040 laid a fucking crusher on them you know and i can see you going should i go in hard or should i lay 0.97

01:42:15.120 back and you take like your time like two three seconds and then whatever you're doing you do 0.99

01:42:21.540 you got a lot of you i know you have studied great comics and i appreciate that it is it's like we're in

01:42:28.780 a school right comedies when you start you have to study i have a lot of comics come up to me because

01:42:35.580 they see that i have a following and they go what do i do how do i'm like read a book about lenny

01:42:40.060 bruce about george carlin about richard pryor roseanne bars roseanne bar study the history know

01:42:46.960 the timeline when did this comic start when did this yeah this trend started when was carson and

01:42:52.660 when was social commentary outlawed and if you know all that and you're funny you'll figure out all 0.99

01:42:58.660 the other shit well you gotta have you could do have to have some balls though oh yeah i mean 0.99

01:43:04.580 funny funny usually has balls i think right well you have to because it won't work without 0.99

01:43:10.820 you know the swag it won't work without the swag to be able to breathe and take the time 0.82

01:43:17.860 nobody dares do that take let it sink in two three now that takes swag you know and you got it faith

01:43:28.220 and faith well i gotta say i get clips of yours sent to me people like gotta check and i'm like i

01:43:33.680 already know ben bankus but but the people that send it are all across the board and that's such a 0.85

01:43:38.980 good that's really good i get it yeah no they're like you've got to check this i'm like i fucking know 0.96

01:43:43.920 ben bankus but i get honestly two or three of your instagram reels sent to me by 30 or 40 different

01:43:50.280 people a week yeah everybody loves you you're amazing you're about you're getting ready to 0.96

01:43:54.980 blow up as they say chubby i need to fucking lose weight i don't know i have another ultra you're fine 0.97

01:44:02.320 it was epic i got i know i wonder but then i saw those but it's like getting a vaccine every week 0.99

01:44:07.880 yeah but they have sores on their face and i don't want sores on my face i'd rather live longer and

01:44:13.440 if i have to slowly lose weight no you know what ben let's just make you never slowly lose weight

01:44:19.200 that's a big fat lie but the thing is all like you slowly gain weight you never lose both of us 0.99

01:44:25.120 look at fat people fatter than us and go those people should just kill themselves 0.99

01:44:28.380 i'm disgusted by them i don't even look at myself they have no self-control 1.00

01:44:35.100 no who are these people who are these people where do they come from but uh anyway let's eat 1.00

01:44:41.680 and then don't you look at thin people that are thinner than you and go those dirty motherfuckers 1.00

01:44:48.060 are out there running around so jealous i'll look at i'll look at homeless people and be like that guy 1.00

01:44:52.780 he looks incredible i wish i could get there get there one day i need to live in a tent 0.95

01:44:59.340 i got bad news uh they sold out of brisket so we don't have food what the fuck and they sold out so 0.84

01:45:05.980 we have to uh go eat okay well i want to say thank you for being on my podcast thank you for having me

01:45:13.020 it was wonderful to have you and hang out with you and talk to you about great comics and great comedy

01:45:18.520 and uh aspiring hope of the brilliant power of comedy yeah no i really appreciate you

01:45:26.360 bringing me and uh my mom would be proud she passed away last year but she was a fan of yours

01:45:31.900 oh that's sweet she uh she would just be like over the hill there you go mom yeah thank you

01:45:41.120 you raised a fine boy thanks deb good job thanks deb thank you thanks ben thank you

01:45:48.200 thank you

01:45:53.640 my patience is growing thin

01:46:00.360 with this synthetic world

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - March 14, 2025

Lenny Bruce died for our sins w⧸ Ben Bankas ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #090

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