The Roseanne Barr Podcast - The Most Offensive Comic, Leonarda Jonie

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00:01:28.020 Greetings, survivors! That's what I'm going to say. Greetings, survivors! That's my new greeting for 2025.

00:01:36.000 And all the other ones, whatever the hell. Whoever's looking, I don't care.

00:01:40.940 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin.

00:01:49.760 I'm just glad you're here because it's going to be a really, really fun one for 2025

00:01:54.820 because I have a real genius that I have on today.

00:02:02.960 You know how I love to talk to geniuses?

00:02:05.120 But I finally saw a genius that I saw eye to eye. I got it, and I loved.

00:02:13.700 And so I have her here today to discuss why in the hell she is like she is.

00:02:20.920 And her name is Leonarda Joanie.

00:02:26.240 Hi.

00:02:27.180 Kind of like, what's her name, Jolie?

00:02:30.260 Kind of like Angelina Jolie, yeah.

00:02:32.080 It kind of reminds me of that.

00:02:34.020 Yeah, a little crazier, though.

00:02:36.820 Hi.

00:02:37.460 Hi.

00:02:38.020 I'm so happy you're here.

00:02:39.500 I'm really happy to be here.

00:02:41.120 You know, I love you. I'm not going to glaze you, but obviously.

00:02:44.540 No, do it.

00:02:44.960 You can't be a female comedian and not love Roseanne. That's just how it works.

00:02:48.300 Well, isn't that sweet?

00:02:51.160 That is very sweet. I agree.

00:02:53.720 I really do. It's the fucking truth.

00:02:55.700 I paid the cost to be that, too.

00:02:57.860 Yeah.

00:02:58.600 Now, these other bitches, they didn't get kicked out of shit.

00:03:01.120 But how many places, how many joints have you been kicked out at?

00:03:04.640 I'm losing track, but several.

00:03:06.720 I can only perform in one club in Austin.

00:03:10.160 Which one?

00:03:10.540 Where I'm welcome.

00:03:12.060 It's at Roscoe's, actually.

00:03:14.160 That's the one I can perform at.

00:03:16.000 Roscoe?

00:03:16.380 Yeah, you see, you don't even know where it is.

00:03:18.060 I don't even know where it is.

00:03:18.560 That's right.

00:03:19.240 That's the kind of comedian I am.

00:03:20.860 I go underground.

00:03:22.100 I want to go to Roscoe's.

00:03:23.080 Yeah, you should go to Roscoe's.

00:03:24.600 Roscoe's is awesome.

00:03:25.480 So this is how good Roscoe's is.

00:03:26.700 I was headlining a show there last October, and I had pissed off all the Indians because

00:03:31.960 of my 10-pound dumbbell joke, which, by the way, is my nicest joke.

00:03:36.240 What's the joke, though?

00:03:37.240 Well, I said, you know, Austin's full of Indians, so the other day-

00:03:41.660 You mean people from India.

00:03:42.920 I mean people from India, right.

00:03:44.860 You know, dot Indians.

00:03:46.340 Yeah.

00:03:46.540 I said, I was at my gym, and it was full of Indian dudes, and I had to wait over an

00:03:50.440 hour to use the 10-pound dumbbells.

00:03:53.900 I don't even get it because I don't know of gyms.

00:03:56.580 Well, 10-pound dumbbells are very light.

00:03:58.500 They're small.

00:03:59.200 And these guys are small.

00:04:00.660 So they lost it.

00:04:01.820 They lost it online.

00:04:03.800 They started emailing my family.

00:04:06.220 They were like, your daughter's a heart.

00:04:08.120 And my dad was like, tell me something I don't know, you know?

00:04:12.680 I don't know why they thought that was- I was like, I haven't talked to my dad in 20

00:04:15.180 years.

00:04:15.320 I don't know what you think you're doing over here.

00:04:16.560 Why don't you send some more letters?

00:04:17.600 Maybe you'll bridge this gap that's between us.

00:04:21.180 Did it bridge?

00:04:22.140 No.

00:04:22.620 No.

00:04:23.020 Okay.

00:04:23.640 He's like, more- My dad was just like, another reason I am disappointed in her.

00:04:29.060 Did he really write that?

00:04:30.400 Yeah.

00:04:30.700 Yeah, it was like, my daughter is crazy.

00:04:32.820 She has not talked to the family.

00:04:34.560 I am also very disappointed in her.

00:04:36.800 And I think then they were like, the Indians and my dad bonded over how much they hate me.

00:04:41.020 I have to ask all that nosy stuff.

00:04:45.920 Yeah, go.

00:04:46.780 Yeah.

00:04:47.220 But because like, well, of course, I just want to talk about when I saw your act.

00:04:52.420 Sure.

00:04:52.760 Yeah.

00:04:52.980 Whatever.

00:04:53.140 But I want to know what made you like that.

00:04:56.680 I mean, I think you got a little bit of a glimpse into it.

00:05:00.140 I did.

00:05:00.660 I saw the, I saw, I saw the, yeah, I did.

00:05:06.320 I see, I saw a lot of stuff.

00:05:08.220 I knew you were, I assumed you were, I don't know, but I just thought it was an eye-to-eye

00:05:14.980 thing that I'll talk about once I know I'm right.

00:05:17.680 Yeah, sure.

00:05:17.980 Because I don't want to say my assumptions.

00:05:20.140 You should.

00:05:20.680 I'm not going to get upset.

00:05:21.720 I don't get offended.

00:05:22.540 I don't understand.

00:05:23.400 Yeah.

00:05:23.580 I'm not one of these people who gets offended.

00:05:25.040 So you're from Indian heritage?

00:05:28.040 Now I'm offended.

00:05:30.900 Albanian.

00:05:31.620 Albanian.

00:05:32.040 Oh.

00:05:32.420 Albanian.

00:05:32.740 Yeah, that's about, I said that, and then you said, because I pissed off the Indians.

00:05:38.340 Yeah, but your accent of your dad sounded Indian.

00:05:40.180 Oh, well, you know, I'm not good.

00:05:41.220 I just do one.

00:05:42.100 That's all she can do.

00:05:43.360 Okay, I do one generally foreign accent, and then you have to figure out who it is.

00:05:48.620 That's right.

00:05:49.120 Me too.

00:05:50.220 I try to do a Jamaican, but it sounds just like my Lithuanian grandma.

00:05:55.460 Yeah.

00:05:55.860 Which sounds just like the Mexican neighbor.

00:05:58.580 I'll start really well, and then end up Russian every time.

00:06:02.280 Every time I end up Russian.

00:06:05.320 So she, her dad's Albanian.

00:06:07.560 My dad's Albanian.

00:06:08.060 And there, you guys don't get along, apparently.

00:06:09.600 You threw that out there.

00:06:09.960 Well, we're, I mean, it's strange.

00:06:11.440 You know what?

00:06:11.760 Listen, I, you know.

00:06:13.020 I don't even know where fucking Albania is.

00:06:15.060 I know.

00:06:15.360 Where is it?

00:06:15.840 You know what?

00:06:16.300 Nobody knows where it is.

00:06:17.580 They're like, is that in Albany?

00:06:19.380 I'm like, all right.

00:06:20.880 The American education system.

00:06:22.660 Yeah, I'm looking it up right now.

00:06:23.840 Albania is a Mediterranean country.

00:06:26.540 It's its own country?

00:06:27.540 It's its own country.

00:06:28.480 I know.

00:06:28.760 Shocking.

00:06:29.240 It's its own country.

00:06:29.520 Yeah, I've never even heard of it.

00:06:30.560 It's got its own language, too.

00:06:32.440 Yeah.

00:06:32.660 It does.

00:06:33.540 It does.

00:06:33.940 Nobody knows it.

00:06:34.600 It's Albanian.

00:06:35.560 It just comes really in handy when you want to talk shit about people in public.

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00:08:42.180 You know, you're talking Albanian and nobody knows what you're saying.

00:08:46.640 Oh yeah, it's just north of Greece and just west of Italy.

00:08:49.860 Is it an island?

00:08:51.220 Nope.

00:08:51.480 No.

00:08:51.940 It's right on the coast.

00:08:53.640 Here, Molly, see.

00:08:54.760 There's Italy.

00:08:55.080 God, I'm so dumb.

00:08:55.940 I don't know where nothing is.

00:08:56.880 I didn't either.

00:08:57.420 Well, did you ever watch Taken with Liam Neeson?

00:08:59.580 Yes.

00:08:59.760 Yeah, we were the ones who took his daughter.

00:09:01.200 Oh, shout out to all the Albanian human traffickers.

00:09:08.160 Are they crazy in Albania?

00:09:10.760 I mean, your dad sounds like he's kind of crazy.

00:09:15.480 Well, kind of crazy for American standards.

00:09:18.540 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:09:19.340 Totally normal for Albanian standards.

00:09:21.460 Totally normal.

00:09:22.360 Actually kind of elevated a little bit above normal there for Albanian standards.

00:09:26.300 They're like, I think they're like most Europeans who've survived communism.

00:09:31.720 You know what I mean?

00:09:32.620 Like, they're like, they don't understand a lot of American things.

00:09:36.040 Like, we'll be like, oh, I want to go have some fun.

00:09:38.080 My dad's like, fun.

00:09:39.360 What is this fun?

00:09:41.420 Are you working?

00:09:42.580 Are you eating?

00:09:43.500 Is somebody starving?

00:09:44.940 And then we don't need the fun.

00:09:46.500 That's them.

00:09:48.960 You know, they just understand hard work, survival.

00:09:52.280 Are you getting locked up in a gulag?

00:09:54.360 Like, that sort of thing.

00:09:56.340 Yeah.

00:09:56.640 Like, just close to the earth, basic stuff.

00:09:59.800 Yes.

00:09:59.860 Like, where we're going if we don't.

00:10:01.280 Yeah.

00:10:01.900 And, exactly.

00:10:02.960 Well, they lived under a communist state, right?

00:10:05.380 They did.

00:10:05.820 They did.

00:10:06.260 They lived under total communist depression.

00:10:08.780 I mean, it was brutal like anybody else under communism.

00:10:12.240 That's why I'm so anti all the bullshit that's happening.

00:10:16.620 Because I see.

00:10:17.560 It's all communism, ain't it?

00:10:18.280 It's all communism.

00:10:19.280 It's all communism.

00:10:20.420 Communism 101, ain't it?

00:10:21.760 100%.

00:10:22.320 The mind switch.

00:10:23.340 The big old switch.

00:10:24.680 Just the way.

00:10:25.740 It's just kind of insane to watch the way you talk to people about something and they're

00:10:30.940 totally normal and then you go into the topics that the state has sort of already started

00:10:35.920 and the switch comes on.

00:10:37.960 Yeah.

00:10:38.140 It's like you see the lights go off in them and their programming starts talking.

00:10:42.380 Yeah.

00:10:42.640 And you're like, are you guys all hooked up to some kind of mainframe where you like-

00:10:46.540 I think they are.

00:10:47.520 I really think they are.

00:10:49.020 I kind of know it because I got this fake eye.

00:10:52.540 Everyone laughs.

00:10:54.700 I got this fake lens.

00:10:57.460 You have a fake lens.

00:10:58.440 Yeah.

00:10:58.580 Cornea transplant.

00:10:59.360 Oh, yeah.

00:10:59.960 Okay.

00:11:00.180 So you can see, too, if you look in the- if I look in the- see it in the light, you know,

00:11:05.500 you look in over here.

00:11:07.180 Yeah, it reflects.

00:11:07.980 It's like a- it reflects like a cat.

00:11:09.120 Look.

00:11:09.660 Okay, I see it.

00:11:10.380 Yeah, I see it.

00:11:11.140 Uh-huh.

00:11:11.360 See, it flashes and I'll get those flashes just walking down the street sometimes accompanied

00:11:16.560 by a headache.

00:11:18.420 But right after that, I have like perfect clarity on how to invest- no, I'm kidding about that.

00:11:26.920 Well, you should tell me about it.

00:11:28.100 No, I'm kidding about that part.

00:11:29.980 I was going to say in Nancy Pelosi's company.

00:11:32.760 But, um, no, but it is like, I'm like, and he told me, he goes, this lens is hooked up

00:11:40.820 to the- a big computer, you know?

00:11:43.240 It's all hooked up to a computer.

00:11:46.080 Your lens is hooked up to a computer?

00:11:47.420 Yeah.

00:11:47.880 Still?

00:11:48.720 I've never heard this.

00:11:49.500 Yeah, it's hooked up to a computer where all- they monitor, you know, they- it ends up

00:11:56.080 to be a monitor.

00:11:58.100 Wow.

00:11:58.460 That's what they say on real raw news.

00:12:03.140 Shout out to real raw news.

00:12:04.700 But you're-

00:12:05.080 They do.

00:12:05.540 You're talking about the communist mainframe, right?

00:12:07.700 That you think people are tied to.

00:12:08.580 Are you saying you're tied into it?

00:12:10.880 Well, I think that's why I woke up.

00:12:13.740 Because I could be like, I never thought this way until I got this fucking-

00:12:18.800 Island?

00:12:19.240 Cornea.

00:12:19.800 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 That's true.

00:12:20.460 You used to be a cornea.

00:12:20.940 Wait, when did you wake up?

00:12:23.660 From what?

00:12:24.940 I woke up from so much shit.

00:12:27.120 Yeah, it's true.

00:12:28.100 Yeah.

00:12:28.500 I woke up from the- I was kind of, you know, I was a lefty.

00:12:32.380 I was total left.

00:12:33.700 Total lefty, and-

00:12:35.680 I ran for president as a socialist in 2012.

00:12:38.960 Yeah.

00:12:39.300 Don't tell anybody that.

00:12:40.760 They know.

00:12:42.440 Let's just forget the past, Roseanne.

00:12:45.380 I was, but then I woke up during-

00:12:47.560 I started waking up during Trump's first presidency.

00:12:51.160 Oh, cool.

00:12:51.700 Because I didn't vote for him.

00:12:53.700 Sorry to say that.

00:12:54.580 I thought he was the devil.

00:12:56.900 Thought he was a demon.

00:12:57.400 Oh, you was going for the program.

00:12:58.880 I was.

00:12:59.320 I was in the programming.

00:13:00.580 Here's how bad-

00:13:01.260 This is how I know the programming.

00:13:02.860 Yeah.

00:13:03.280 I would watch something he said on TV.

00:13:05.680 Like, I watched his State of the Union address.

00:13:07.820 And then I watched Nancy Pelosi rip up the speech behind him.

00:13:11.200 Okay, I was still a lefty at this point.

00:13:12.620 And I remember as soon as she did that, my stomach sank.

00:13:15.300 And I felt like, this isn't right.

00:13:16.800 Something here feels wrong.

00:13:18.500 And everything he's saying actually seems okay.

00:13:20.900 And then my brain goes, yeah, but I know this isn't right.

00:13:23.500 So let me go read the news and see what they tell me why I should be upset about this.

00:13:27.200 Wow.

00:13:27.340 Seriously, I remember this.

00:13:28.620 Right.

00:13:28.880 And then I read it and I saw the things they were saying and I kind of accepted it,

00:13:32.580 but I wasn't-

00:13:33.480 I was starting to wake up.

00:13:35.520 And it wasn't long after that, a few months after that, that I was like, you know,

00:13:38.780 in a field screaming about how men can't be women and I don't care what they tell me.

00:13:43.280 Literally, I was in the middle of a field and I'm like, just walking with a friend.

00:13:46.800 And we're just talking about something casually and I just stop.

00:13:49.900 And then I just start screaming.

00:13:51.620 I'm like, they're not women!

00:13:54.040 They're not women!

00:13:55.220 And he's just like, what are you-

00:13:57.020 And I'm like, the trans are not women!

00:13:59.600 It had nothing to do with what we were talking about.

00:14:02.180 But it was like, that's it.

00:14:03.520 The dam broke.

00:14:04.400 Yeah, you know, common sense broke through the bullshit.

00:14:08.580 Well, yours was trans-related, Ma.

00:14:10.240 Remember, you got in the-

00:14:11.580 That's where I saw you wake up was the Colleen Francis trans fight on Twitter

00:14:16.960 where you were attacked by your fellow lefties for not wanting a dick around children.

00:14:20.960 Well, yeah, that is what happened there.

00:14:22.200 That's when you started.

00:14:22.720 But no, I saw it coming for a long time because I saw, don't forget, I'm, even though I look

00:14:30.680 like I'm only 40, I've been around for a long time on the left.

00:14:37.200 And I remember in the, well, late 60s, early 70s, all through the 70s, you know, the left

00:14:51.680 was beginning to faction along lines of, just like it does now.

00:15:02.260 Along identity politics?

00:15:04.520 Yeah.

00:15:04.800 Yeah.

00:15:04.980 But it was always, woman was always the bottom.

00:15:08.780 Woman was at the bottom.

00:15:09.920 Woman always the bottom.

00:15:11.480 That's the one that didn't really matter that much.

00:15:14.500 Always.

00:15:14.660 Well, interesting because they present it like they're so pro-woman and pro-woman's rights,

00:15:19.960 right?

00:15:20.560 Which really just means pro your right to kill your unborn child, which is insanity.

00:15:25.280 Without driving.

00:15:26.000 Without having to take a piss.

00:15:26.540 Right, without having to drink and drive.

00:15:28.280 Yeah.

00:15:28.640 That's not even fun.

00:15:30.880 You know what I mean?

00:15:31.880 That's one of the ones that I-

00:15:33.380 That's one of the ones that I really look at and go, if you want to see how effective

00:15:38.920 brainwashing is, the fact that they can undo thousands of years of evolution that has made

00:15:45.340 women be absolute killers to protect their child.

00:15:49.580 Yeah, they turned it.

00:15:50.820 Yeah.

00:15:51.060 They turned it to, I'll kill my child so I can have this career in middle level marketing.

00:16:01.220 It's the damn devil.

00:16:02.660 It's, yes, I do believe that.

00:16:04.240 It is the devil, his and they selves.

00:16:07.060 Yeah, well, the devils are they, them, for sure.

00:16:09.520 For sure.

00:16:10.740 He's a smooth-talking motherfucker, that devil.

00:16:13.280 Oh, yeah.

00:16:14.280 Yeah.

00:16:14.460 You know, it's the other one that tells the truth, the one that's above.

00:16:20.000 See, people are trying to get it all screwed up like, hey, the one that's below is the

00:16:24.960 cool one, kids.

00:16:26.160 Right.

00:16:26.500 Look at how we do on TV, dancing around, dressed up like demons and shit.

00:16:32.200 You're like, and then you're like, what is the devil giving you?

00:16:34.880 He's like, well, he let you get fucked in the ass.

00:16:38.600 Doesn't that sound great?

00:16:40.020 Or no grease.

00:16:41.240 No grease.

00:16:42.100 Literally, that's what it is, right?

00:16:43.320 Yeah.

00:16:43.480 Their pride, they're like, what's pride about?

00:16:45.360 Oh, we get fucked in the ass.

00:16:49.440 That's literally like the biggest insult you could ever say.

00:16:51.540 Like in Albania and we have an insult, like when we really get mad at somebody, we go,

00:16:55.120 chill, like the chishanon and milf, which means let me fuck your mother in the ass.

00:17:00.680 Sorry, tell the Albanians.

00:17:01.920 It's so raunchy, you know?

00:17:04.040 Because that's like the worst thing you can say.

00:17:05.560 It's like the worst thing you can do to somebody.

00:17:07.460 You know?

00:17:07.820 That's why they do it in prison.

00:17:08.920 It's power.

00:17:09.580 Exactly.

00:17:10.460 And it all comes from prison, don't it?

00:17:12.260 Well, it comes from the devil.

00:17:13.400 I think it comes from the, I think it comes from demonology.

00:17:16.580 Well, that's who studies it, is the people that got no moral boundaries who happens to

00:17:21.960 be in prison.

00:17:23.320 Well, you know what?

00:17:24.180 You make a good point.

00:17:25.120 Yeah.

00:17:25.480 Yeah.

00:17:25.820 That is a good point.

00:17:27.220 Then they start studying that devilism.

00:17:30.260 Yeah.

00:17:30.700 Because they think, and you know what?

00:17:32.820 You know what it really is, I think, as a comic, you know, where you're always trying

00:17:37.260 to figure where the joke is?

00:17:38.840 It's just glorifying the power of bullyism.

00:17:43.480 Because it's like, hey, I can get 30 of my motherfuckers over there.

00:17:47.420 Well, I'll get 110 of my motherfuckers over there.

00:17:51.560 Boots on the ground.

00:17:52.520 Who can rally the fighters?

00:17:55.060 Yeah.

00:17:55.320 And we shouldn't be at that point at all in any civilized country.

00:17:59.660 I think it's a little bit more evil than that.

00:18:03.300 I think it's about, you know, I could fuck you in the ass kind of thing, right?

00:18:10.140 If we're going to go with this.

00:18:10.940 But actually, it gives me much more power for you to go out and get yourself fucked in the

00:18:17.200 ass.

00:18:17.780 You get what I'm saying?

00:18:19.640 Yeah.

00:18:19.820 It's like the idea that I could do this really horrible thing.

00:18:23.160 I could chop your dick off.

00:18:25.040 Yeah.

00:18:25.340 But here's the real evil.

00:18:26.760 I'm going to get you to believe that you want it and fight for your right to castrate yourself.

00:18:33.480 Fight for your right to party.

00:18:34.960 They got it all backwards.

00:18:36.520 Yeah.

00:18:36.840 And then that's when you see like, and you see people, this is why you see people who

00:18:40.280 do that.

00:18:40.880 Like their eyes are just checked out.

00:18:42.280 You're like, you're checked out, man.

00:18:43.680 You literally are screaming to cut your own dick off.

00:18:46.440 Do you understand that?

00:18:47.480 Do you understand what that means?

00:18:48.760 Well, I was saying for a while, I think it's all, I mean, I came from the left and I know

00:18:54.500 every leftist woman that came out to Hollywood that was worth her salt in Hollywood, writers,

00:19:03.640 producers, directresses, and what have you, was going to the witch covens.

00:19:10.840 Everybody was on the fucking coven with Hillary Clinton.

00:19:14.060 Oh.

00:19:14.340 She'd make the rounds.

00:19:15.700 Clinton would make the rounds because she was in and of the big, the big one, Emily's

00:19:21.280 list, where people were decided who's going to run where.

00:19:25.720 Like pre-George Soros, shit, Emily's list out of Hollywood.

00:19:31.220 Hillary Clinton, covens, you see what I'm saying?

00:19:33.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:34.380 And it became like, you know, the left, Marxists and them, they just love Lucifer.

00:19:44.120 And Lucifer is like, you know, he's the...

00:19:50.640 Well, he inverts everything.

00:19:53.180 Yeah, he's the inverter and the liar, the trickster.

00:19:58.260 Well, think about what they like, right?

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00:20:16.640 Yeah.

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00:20:18.520 Yeah.

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00:21:40.660 And so what you'll see is that they tell people things that sound really good and they sound

00:21:48.640 like they're coming from love, right?

00:21:50.780 It sounds like it at first.

00:21:52.840 Yeah, we accept you that you're gay.

00:21:54.480 We love you.

00:21:55.280 We want to affirm you.

00:21:57.300 And you go, what could be so bad about that?

00:21:59.140 And you go, okay, well, let's see where it leads down the road.

00:22:02.360 Oh, in 10 years, if you're still getting sodomized, you're going to need to wear a diaper all the

00:22:05.900 time.

00:22:06.400 Oh, when you wake up and realize that you've actually just been depressed or you were sexually

00:22:10.720 molested, you're going to feel really bad that you chopped your genitals off.

00:22:14.040 Oh, if you try to make a hole in your body that doesn't belong there, you're going to

00:22:18.820 be subject to constant infection.

00:22:21.760 And so that's the thing for me about the nature of evil is that it comes sugarcoated.

00:22:27.580 It's a piece of shit that comes sugarcoated.

00:22:29.800 And it's really attractive and you think that it's freedom and pretty soon you find yourself

00:22:37.160 just bound up, completely bound up to these low level drives, whether it's lust, whether

00:22:45.560 it's vanity, whether it's greed, you are bound and unfree.

00:22:51.180 And that's why a loving God doesn't create these prescriptions of behavior because he's

00:22:57.080 like, I don't want you to have any fun.

00:22:58.540 He's like, it's not fun.

00:23:00.860 It just looks fun because you're a child, you know, so.

00:23:05.640 It's grooming, really, when you think about it.

00:23:07.340 It is.

00:23:07.960 It's all like, it's all like, oh my God.

00:23:11.260 It's really bad.

00:23:11.600 When you see who's in charge, the real in charge of folk, the real ones that's in charge of

00:23:17.380 everything.

00:23:18.540 You know about that.

00:23:19.980 Oh yeah, I know.

00:23:20.860 I don't.

00:23:21.360 I'm just guessing by looking at what's going on, you know.

00:23:23.740 Well, the real ones, they do, they do worship Lucifer and they do think that he's the light

00:23:33.920 bearer that is like the real God of this planet and all like, and then they say all that kind

00:23:41.380 of shit.

00:23:41.880 But then at the same time, they realize they can't believe in Lucifer without saying there's

00:23:49.300 a God and then they go, hey, we're kind of fucked here.

00:23:53.740 Now we're going to have to cover for that, for that, we're going to have to one remove

00:23:59.180 off of that one.

00:24:00.800 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:24:01.940 Uh, they're going to have to cover for the fact, so what, are they, is that why they

00:24:07.060 start trying to say that Lucifer is God or?

00:24:10.440 Yeah.

00:24:10.960 Well, because they think their powers are so great.

00:24:14.300 Oh yes.

00:24:14.940 Because Lucifer has no depths to the evil.

00:24:18.840 He has no depths he won't go to or ask them to go to.

00:24:23.740 Right.

00:24:24.220 And they're signed up for it.

00:24:26.320 They know it's coming.

00:24:27.640 They know they're going to have to pay the pipe or the snake.

00:24:31.960 They know that day's coming, you know, but they're like, well, it didn't happen yesterday.

00:24:37.160 I hope it won't, uh, the reckoning won't happen today.

00:24:40.360 So they're in denial.

00:24:41.400 Do you think it's, I've heard that this is the rumor about why they want to do transhumanism

00:24:46.080 is because they think that they could just upload their consciousness, uh, and then they'll

00:24:51.680 never have to die and face the consequences, which I, I'm like uploading your consciousness

00:24:57.260 onto like some kind of mainframe that it sounds like hell.

00:25:00.600 Yeah.

00:25:01.520 But I, I also don't think you can do it.

00:25:03.160 I mean, I think this is like, they're, they're making up La La Land story.

00:25:06.700 No, you can't do it.

00:25:07.260 It just would just be like an AI version.

00:25:09.060 It'd be a copy.

00:25:09.800 Yeah.

00:25:10.160 It'd be you.

00:25:10.760 Can you imagine how fucking fucked up and crazy it could get?

00:25:16.700 I don't, I don't think.

00:25:18.400 Yeah.

00:25:18.900 God's going to allow it.

00:25:20.000 I don't either.

00:25:20.600 And I don't, I think there's enough people trying to be good, trying to get, I mean, especially

00:25:25.960 now there's a lot more people willing to risk it all to tell the truth, which is really

00:25:30.840 the only kind of measure of, of true goodness, right?

00:25:35.400 Is if you're willing to die for the truth that, that, that it's going to, they're getting

00:25:41.040 a pushback they weren't expecting.

00:25:42.840 You know, I think they, they really thought everybody's so stupid and so cowardly because

00:25:47.640 cowardice is really, uh, one of the worst things.

00:25:51.200 I hate cowardice.

00:25:52.280 It's like stand up, you know, take the freaking, you're going to behead you.

00:25:56.900 Take it standing up.

00:25:58.020 No, I know.

00:25:58.600 That's what I saw in you, in your standup comedy.

00:26:01.820 Oh, cause you were like, uh, you know, I think it's funny and I live in a free country

00:26:07.760 and I'm going to fucking say it.

00:26:09.980 Yeah.

00:26:10.620 Yeah.

00:26:10.820 I want to hear about you.

00:26:11.700 I loved it.

00:26:12.400 I just love it.

00:26:14.000 How did you, you, so when did you start doing standup?

00:26:17.520 So I, I started in April of 2019 doing standup.

00:26:22.700 So it was just about eight months before the, before COVID, before the pandemic.

00:26:27.920 And I started in New York.

00:26:29.600 I had already emerged out of my leftist mentality.

00:26:32.840 I was starting to become red pilled more and more.

00:26:36.240 It was not quite yet identified as a conservative, but I knew I was going to vote for Trump at the

00:26:41.900 next election already.

00:26:42.820 Um, and I started in New York and I, and it was liberal hell hole.

00:26:50.420 Yeah.

00:26:50.980 Uh huh.

00:26:51.240 Hell hole.

00:26:51.920 Chinese torture.

00:26:52.780 Totally.

00:26:53.640 So when I started, I was still cautious about the jokes I was going to do.

00:26:59.200 And I noticed it.

00:27:00.780 I noticed that I was afraid to write jokes that made fun of trans people because at that

00:27:05.200 point it was peak insanity in New York.

00:27:07.320 Like we were, you know, I'd be going to meetings for women's of, of sexual abuse and there'd

00:27:13.060 be like men in a dress there.

00:27:14.680 And I'm like, this isn't right.

00:27:16.100 And all the other dumb liberal ladies were like, we've got to respect her pronouns.

00:27:21.260 I'm like, she has a six foot beard.

00:27:24.780 What are we doing?

00:27:26.600 So I, I, uh, I started, I realized that that was going on.

00:27:31.180 Did you, did you know, did you take it at that time that that was a, uh, uh, uh, an on

00:27:39.840 purpose thing to humiliate women?

00:27:42.440 Yes.

00:27:43.080 Well, I took it as it was an on purpose thing to humiliate people by, and this is a communist

00:27:49.080 tactic by getting you to you.

00:27:52.200 They know, you know, the truth, but when they can get you to deny what you know to be true,

00:27:57.160 they can break your spirit.

00:27:59.440 Right.

00:27:59.680 And that's what that's about.

00:28:00.900 The Satanism.

00:28:01.780 It's completely, it's like, if I can get you to say something, we all know it's not true.

00:28:08.060 You know, I know, you know, but we all know.

00:28:10.980 And I know that, you know, but if I can get you to say that that's a woman and you do it,

00:28:17.940 I now have power completely over your consciousness and I've broken you and you've admitted it.

00:28:22.380 Yes.

00:28:22.600 But it's not, it's not just that then it's like, and then we manufacture consent because

00:28:27.320 our lovers or brothers or sisters are plastic surgeons and they want to do these experiments

00:28:34.680 on children and get paid through, you know, Obamacare.

00:28:38.800 Oh yeah.

00:28:40.100 It's all that we're paying for it.

00:28:42.000 Yeah.

00:28:42.480 Yeah.

00:28:42.980 And they are doing it.

00:28:44.060 I know.

00:28:44.540 They're getting it on insurance.

00:28:46.640 It's insurance is covering it.

00:28:48.900 Those insurance companies.

00:28:50.940 I mean, could we talk about how evil insurance companies are?

00:28:54.680 I mean, oh my God.

00:28:56.360 And they just canceled, they canceled everybody's home insurance here.

00:29:00.640 Because they knew.

00:29:01.180 Like what, three days before the fire started.

00:29:03.600 Yeah.

00:29:03.940 I mean, they are evil and they're all plugged into the same system, you know, and now BlackRock

00:29:08.360 is out there making low ball offers on this land.

00:29:12.080 And you're like, yeah, it's clear as day what's going on.

00:29:14.900 But yeah, at that time when I couldn't, when I realized that I was holding back, I kind

00:29:19.660 of had a conversation with myself that was like, hey, if I'm going to do standup where

00:29:23.700 I'm basically going to be poor for a long time, I might as well say what I want.

00:29:28.520 Otherwise, there's absolutely no reason for me to do this.

00:29:30.600 I could just go get a very high paying job, which I've done before.

00:29:34.520 If I'm going to, if I have to keep my mouth shut and get, at least let me get paid a lot

00:29:38.440 of money for it.

00:29:39.460 Right.

00:29:39.620 So I just made that decision then.

00:29:41.320 And that was it.

00:29:41.880 I just, it's been, it's been a steady thing of pushing myself to say the things that I

00:29:46.260 know I'm not supposed to say.

00:29:48.580 And you're like, okay, I'm going to get everybody.

00:29:52.200 Oh yeah.

00:29:52.700 I'm going to not just go after one group.

00:29:55.020 I'm going after every sacred cow.

00:29:58.500 Right.

00:29:58.740 Which is not a good strategy if you want allies.

00:30:02.160 Because you end up pissing everybody off.

00:30:05.180 Yeah.

00:30:05.420 I know that.

00:30:06.120 Like I tell Jake, my goal now is to die with no fans at all.

00:30:13.360 Having no fans at all.

00:30:14.780 You're doing great.

00:30:15.740 Because I just don't give a fuck.

00:30:19.180 Well, that's the way to go.

00:30:20.200 I mean, what is the purpose?

00:30:21.140 We're literally stand-up comedians in supposedly the one country on earth that has freedom of

00:30:28.560 speech.

00:30:29.060 For women.

00:30:29.680 For women.

00:30:30.400 For anybody, really.

00:30:31.620 Who's got freedom of speech in Canada?

00:30:33.500 They can't even point out, you know, that their country is flooded by a bunch of Indians

00:30:37.900 who don't know what they're doing without going to jail.

00:30:40.160 You know?

00:30:40.560 How about the UK?

00:30:42.000 If you point out that there is a Muslim grooming gangs, you're going to jail.

00:30:45.960 Yeah.

00:30:46.120 So this is the one country that we're supposed to have free speech in.

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00:33:14.680 So what is the point of that?

00:33:15.960 Were you surprised?

00:33:16.840 I've asked her this before, but when COVID started or when she got canceled, a lot of

00:33:21.900 comics were just pussies.

00:33:23.500 Yes.

00:33:23.640 Like straight up, like worse than actors.

00:33:25.800 They'd fallen so low.

00:33:27.660 Actors are the worst.

00:33:28.720 I just have to say that.

00:33:29.760 They are.

00:33:30.820 Actors are worse than.

00:33:32.400 But I think comics dip below that for a while.

00:33:34.300 I'm going to go out and say that.

00:33:35.500 A lot of comics were, they weren't getting mad at other comics.

00:33:37.540 I have standup friends.

00:33:38.960 They were pulled in the green room saying, you can't make that joke.

00:33:41.360 They had a cabal against them.

00:33:42.820 Did you ever go with that?

00:33:44.320 Well, I mean, here's what I experienced.

00:33:46.400 That's all over.

00:33:47.580 Yeah.

00:33:47.960 It's over now.

00:33:49.060 Here's what I experienced.

00:33:50.040 I experienced people who hated me because they wanted to be able to do what I was doing

00:33:53.880 and they didn't give themselves permission.

00:33:55.600 But I also experienced people who secretly were like, oh God, I want to do what you're

00:33:59.920 doing.

00:34:00.220 And they were like, they wouldn't say anything publicly, but offstage is like, oh my God,

00:34:04.160 I love you.

00:34:04.900 Please keep going.

00:34:06.120 Cause they, and I get that.

00:34:07.360 I get that.

00:34:07.800 If you're like too, especially if it was other women, like, you know, they haven't been

00:34:10.900 beat like I was.

00:34:12.360 So they're not used to it.

00:34:14.200 I'm like, you got nothing on my dad, so let's go, you know, but they, they weren't,

00:34:19.380 they don't want to that fight.

00:34:20.720 So I get it.

00:34:22.080 But that was nice.

00:34:23.220 At least you're giving me that support and you're not, you know, you're, you're booking

00:34:26.060 me on your shows and you know what I'm going to say and you know, it's going to piss off

00:34:29.260 your crowd, but you're still doing it.

00:34:31.060 But that started to change and I don't think it was just me, but there were people like

00:34:36.200 me who were out there doing this stuff.

00:34:38.560 And then there's enough people popping up going, oh my God, thank you.

00:34:41.740 Oh my God.

00:34:42.120 Thank you.

00:34:42.700 You know?

00:34:43.300 Yeah.

00:34:43.520 That other people start to get courage and take heart.

00:34:46.120 And now every punchline in Austin is the word faggot.

00:34:49.580 So.

00:34:49.860 It's back.

00:34:51.560 Yeah.

00:34:52.200 But.

00:34:53.020 We won.

00:34:53.960 But.

00:34:54.500 Yeah.

00:34:56.620 But it's even bigger than that, I think.

00:35:00.220 It's like, because I think, I think comedy is going to get real free, even more free into

00:35:11.360 the, into the new administration.

00:35:13.900 I do too.

00:35:14.360 Yeah.

00:35:15.100 Because it's always been that when it's a Republican administration, comedy is at its

00:35:22.040 peak.

00:35:23.380 So I think, you know, I'm looking to that.

00:35:25.540 I'm so new, so I don't know.

00:35:27.220 I started, I started in Trump's presidency, but then, you know, 2020, they stole it.

00:35:34.440 And how'd you go up?

00:35:36.300 I want to know, like, were you like, was there a lot of other women comics beside yourself?

00:35:41.720 Uh, no, there, there, there was, there was enough.

00:35:44.440 There's more than when you were starting, for sure, is a lot of women.

00:35:47.640 Um, uh, but there, there wasn't like, it was mostly male dominated or whatever, but I

00:35:53.100 don't think that was a problem.

00:35:54.140 Cause what I would find was people will be like, oh, there's a woman, let's get her on

00:35:58.060 the show.

00:35:58.560 And a lot of them are like, maybe she'll fuck us after.

00:36:01.220 And lady, you don't have to do it.

00:36:02.980 You can let them think you will, but you don't have to do it.

00:36:04.740 And, and so they, I, I, I found it very easy because it was like, if you were just a funny,

00:36:12.340 just a little funny, cause a lot of girls weren't, they would just go up there and be

00:36:16.580 like, oh, my pussy is leaking or whatever.

00:36:20.860 I don't know.

00:36:21.480 I know.

00:36:22.000 Whitney Cummings is who you're talking about.

00:36:23.640 Oh, I, but you know what I mean?

00:36:27.300 There's a lot, because, because they watch, I, and I don't blame the female comedians for

00:36:32.900 this because what they do is they watch who was getting rewarded in Hollywood, right?

00:36:37.420 Who, which female comedians are getting rewarded?

00:36:39.760 The sex, raunch, you know, talk about your vagina.

00:36:44.200 That's what, so, so we, we're all emulation creatures, you know?

00:36:48.540 So they're like, okay, if I do that, then I'll get to where I'm going, you know?

00:36:52.360 And I was going up there being like, the Rothschilds run everything.

00:36:56.320 Um, you, uh, you're just going for the things that are not supposed to be said.

00:37:09.620 Correct.

00:37:10.160 But that's a great way to burst bubbles, right?

00:37:13.200 Yes.

00:37:14.020 Because once that, they get that bubble going and then it gets held down or in any way suppressed,

00:37:20.220 that's when it gets huge and pops, right?

00:37:23.500 So I saw that on, I saw that in your face when you were doing, uh, many of your Jew jokes.

00:37:29.680 She's got great Jew jokes.

00:37:31.040 Huh?

00:37:31.460 Great Jew jokes.

00:37:32.320 Yeah, we appreciate the Jew jokes.

00:37:34.080 And the black jokes.

00:37:35.140 We appreciate all the, just, I told Jake, we've got to name this episode, the, the rise

00:37:43.360 of the, uh, uh, what was it?

00:37:46.580 The offensive female comedian, because when I was coming up, you could be offensive, but

00:37:54.820 a woman comic, you could be offensive, but you, you had to, uh, you had to become human

00:38:04.080 first so that, you know, you had to, you know, cause they weren't used to seeing a lot

00:38:09.020 of women, so you had to, like, do some self-deprecating stuff at first, you know, to go, okay, here,

00:38:16.500 yeah, here's my, I know I'm an asshole too, because you've got to get on the level, you

00:38:23.920 know, uh, but, um, you know, that was just the time, you know, the times.

00:38:33.520 And then, uh, I don't know, that kind of, then it kind of got, I think it got easy and

00:38:41.500 nobody was, um, ever talking about the back end of anything, you know, but I, I think it

00:38:49.240 was just because, uh, when you're young, you don't see, like, you don't, you know, you

00:38:56.340 don't have as far back to look as I do about what the ebb and flow of it once you start

00:39:01.980 working in Hollywood and becoming a creative, you know, content creator or whatever, you

00:39:07.660 know, or writer.

00:39:09.380 Yeah.

00:39:09.780 Is that like a baby compared to that?

00:39:12.200 Yeah.

00:39:12.520 Well, you know, I didn't really do standup because I always wanted to do standup.

00:39:17.200 It's not, I, there was, there was the furthest thing from my mind, you know, I trained as

00:39:20.720 an actor.

00:39:21.520 I wanted to be like a Meryl Streep, you know, and now I think she sucks cause she's such

00:39:25.780 a liberal, but I, I, I, I, you know, I was like so serious all the time.

00:39:30.620 Right.

00:39:30.960 But then I kept getting cast in comedy roles and then eventually I started writing.

00:39:35.720 I was like, Oh, let me write something.

00:39:37.980 And it kept coming.

00:39:38.900 I wanted to write this big dramatic piece about growing up Albanian and everything kept coming

00:39:44.240 out funny.

00:39:45.040 And so I just was like, fuck it, let's just do that.

00:39:47.840 And then I had, uh, I used to teach these classes to like 40 people or whatever.

00:39:52.220 At the end of my classes, my students would come up to me like, do you do standup?

00:39:55.920 Do you do standup?

00:39:56.640 And I'd be like, don't insult me.

00:39:58.760 That's for peasants.

00:40:01.200 Like I couldn't, I was so insulted, but eventually like I just finally listened to people.

00:40:05.240 I had people tell me, you know, you really should try it.

00:40:07.300 So I was like, you know what?

00:40:08.280 Fine.

00:40:08.580 I'm going to just try it just to prove to you guys that this isn't for me.

00:40:11.200 Well, that's not what happened.

00:40:12.540 You know, I did it and it was pretty, pretty right away.

00:40:15.300 Well, how do you keep that swagger up there?

00:40:17.280 You never, you never, uh, you never let your swagger dip at all.

00:40:22.460 Even if they ain't going for it for a minute, you'll, cause that is something I learned too

00:40:27.300 as a comic.

00:40:28.340 You got to stand there and wait for it.

00:40:30.540 Yep.

00:40:30.560 You have to wait.

00:40:31.000 That's the hardest part is to stand there and wait for it.

00:40:34.060 Well, you know what it is?

00:40:35.320 I think that's where my Albanian comes in cause we're a warrior spirit.

00:40:39.980 Yeah.

00:40:40.120 So when I get that, I'm like, Oh, are we doing war right now?

00:40:44.160 Cause I know how to do war.

00:40:45.920 Right.

00:40:46.360 We'll go to, if it's me and this whole fucking army.

00:40:49.620 That's right.

00:40:50.260 It's just going to be me.

00:40:52.160 And I don't care if I burn alive up here, I'm going, you know?

00:40:56.840 Yeah.

00:40:57.080 Because I've worked on this stuff and I've done it plenty of times to know that if, if

00:41:01.780 something really works and they're not laughing, it's cause they're retarded.

00:41:06.200 See, you always tell me it's not the audience.

00:41:08.760 It's never the audience's fault.

00:41:10.320 That was your sage.

00:41:11.320 Well, that's when I'm acting humble.

00:41:13.340 Oh, it is their fault sometimes.

00:41:15.600 No, it can be, it can be, it can be your fault.

00:41:18.600 It can be your fault.

00:41:19.160 Come on.

00:41:19.660 If I'm just dicking around and I'm trying to find something and they're not laughing,

00:41:22.880 I won't let them know that I know it's my fault, but I'll know it's my fault.

00:41:26.700 Yeah.

00:41:26.920 But I'm never going to let them know that on stage.

00:41:28.720 Cause the minute they smell blood, they'll come at you.

00:41:32.120 But yeah, there are times, of course, I'm like, I didn't prepare it.

00:41:34.280 But when I know something works and I've done it enough times and they're not getting it,

00:41:38.780 I'm like, it's your training.

00:41:40.160 Cause I've done, I am telling you, I've done jokes that like kill every time.

00:41:43.660 But I remember I had to do a gig in New York a few months ago.

00:41:46.300 And, uh, my, the, one of the punchlines is, oh, come on, they're black.

00:41:50.600 And as soon as I said black in quiet, like you could hear, you know, if a, if a piece

00:41:57.540 of hay were to float through, you could hear it.

00:41:59.800 And, uh, I just stood there and looked at them and said, oh, you guys are going to pretend

00:42:04.920 like you don't know why that's funny.

00:42:07.180 What was the joke?

00:42:08.960 Well, I say this joke, uh, I have this joke online where I go, um, you know, we, we have

00:42:14.760 all these new migrants coming in, they're coming in from Africa and Haiti and everybody's

00:42:18.000 still saying the same thing.

00:42:19.000 Oh, they're coming for our jobs.

00:42:20.500 And I'm like, they're black.

00:42:26.520 Everybody knows why that's funny.

00:42:28.340 And the fact that you're offended, you're offended because you know why it's supposed to be funny.

00:42:32.580 Right.

00:42:33.560 Yeah.

00:42:34.100 Which is the best.

00:42:35.200 That's the best.

00:42:36.220 Well, should I back off?

00:42:39.080 Because you're, you decided to get hurt in your feelings.

00:42:42.000 By the way, none of you are black.

00:42:43.140 It's like Indian women, Chinese women, some Jews.

00:42:47.660 And I'm like, none of you, none of you even hang out with black people.

00:42:51.540 No shit.

00:42:52.360 That was my point.

00:42:53.480 Exactly.

00:42:54.680 Always.

00:42:55.420 Like, what the fuck do you know?

00:42:57.340 Exactly.

00:42:58.880 Oh my God.

00:42:59.680 What's your, I'm sorry.

00:43:00.680 I have to know some, I want some offensive jokes.

00:43:03.220 Some of your best jokes.

00:43:04.240 Well, wait a minute, but I have, I have, I've heard about her dad, but what about your mom?

00:43:09.100 Was she Albanian too?

00:43:10.540 Yeah.

00:43:10.780 Yeah.

00:43:10.920 My whole family's Albanian.

00:43:11.960 They immigrated here, uh, with me as a little baby.

00:43:15.360 Oh.

00:43:15.660 You know, yep.

00:43:16.260 So I am the real, and I'm so anti-immigration now and everybody tries to come at me for that.

00:43:20.080 I'm like, I'm like, we didn't have, you know, an organization go over there, give them a bunch

00:43:25.200 of money and be like, Hey, you want to come over here and we'll fund you.

00:43:27.920 My parents had to put it together, literally escape a communist oppressive system work.

00:43:34.940 Like, I mean, we grew up in abject poverty work tooth and nail.

00:43:38.640 My mom had three jobs at one point, my dad, two jobs, you know what I mean?

00:43:42.020 We're growing up in the Bronx, like little hoodlums, which is why I'm so independent and

00:43:46.300 you know, they were good and bad.

00:43:47.660 Right.

00:43:48.280 So I'm like, don't give me that shit.

00:43:50.460 They didn't come here and then start robbing people and voting in an election.

00:43:54.780 They didn't have a right to vote in and voting for the same policies that created the same

00:43:58.700 shit that was over there and then try to change the laws to reflect the country they

00:44:03.620 just left.

00:44:04.440 I'm like, oh, you want a Muslim ceremony during the inauguration?

00:44:08.880 You have a Muslim country.

00:44:10.160 You can go do that.

00:44:11.320 You know what I mean?

00:44:12.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.580 So.

00:44:13.660 That's a total, it's a, you know, an insurrection.

00:44:16.780 It's been an insurrection for us.

00:44:18.480 Well, they're being pushed and they're all being told this victim mentality to give them

00:44:22.340 power, they're hacking into that.

00:44:23.680 My parents didn't have that.

00:44:25.100 They had this real gratitude and appreciation.

00:44:28.180 They felt like God bless America.

00:44:30.040 They'd always say that, um, because they were like, they saved us.

00:44:33.720 They let us come.

00:44:34.760 We had no hope.

00:44:35.940 And their thing was, how do we build up our children in this frame?

00:44:41.480 And my, you know, my dad, you know, to his credit, always said, you know, you have the

00:44:44.860 advantage that now you can take the good things of the Albanian culture and you can take

00:44:48.660 the good things of the American culture and you can bring the best of that.

00:44:52.340 stuff there.

00:44:52.900 Right.

00:44:53.400 And I was like, so I'm going to be taking nothing from the Albanian culture and I'm

00:44:58.800 going to be taking about 20% of what's left of American culture.

00:45:02.980 You know, no, there's a lot of good things about Albanian culture.

00:45:04.760 I'm just being funny.

00:45:06.060 But, um.

00:45:06.700 I mean, that's like my family too.

00:45:08.420 They came from Lithuania and, uh, and Kiev, as they say now, Kiev.

00:45:14.760 Right.

00:45:15.460 Kiev.

00:45:15.940 Kiev.

00:45:16.360 Yeah.

00:45:16.600 We said Kiev.

00:45:17.760 Yeah.

00:45:18.000 But, uh, they, they were some dirty bastards that live under that shit and they came here

00:45:23.180 grateful as fuck.

00:45:24.680 That's what I mean.

00:45:25.500 Yeah.

00:45:25.640 If you really escape something.

00:45:27.380 Yeah.

00:45:27.560 You're grateful.

00:45:28.620 You're not there, you know, doing a grooming gang and targeting the native girls.

00:45:35.180 Yeah.

00:45:35.460 That's how you can prove it.

00:45:36.660 It's not a real people's movement.

00:45:38.640 No, no, no.

00:45:39.460 It comes from the top and filters to the bottom.

00:45:42.140 Absolutely.

00:45:42.500 And the only way the people at the bottom get paid is to be operatives of the people

00:45:47.300 at the top.

00:45:47.980 It's a yank.

00:45:49.200 A fucking dirty goddamn devil yank.

00:45:52.920 Do you feel like you're slaying Satan when you're doing your stand up?

00:45:56.660 Oh, you know, I, I definitely feel like I'm slaying something.

00:46:01.180 And I feel it's like when I, you know, it's like, I kind of, what ends up happening with

00:46:07.880 me, if it's not my crowd, my crowd, it's like, they want me to start the fourth right.

00:46:11.300 They're not even there for, for the jokes.

00:46:13.500 They're like, all right, when are we rounding up the Jews?

00:46:15.600 And I'm like, only some of them.

00:46:18.340 So here, you know, but when it's not my crowd, I literally get like a 50% split, you know?

00:46:25.260 And it's like, some people like, it's like they're on a roller coaster.

00:46:28.700 They're just like, Oh my God.

00:46:29.960 And I'm like, it's going to get worse, you know?

00:46:33.100 But, uh, do you think it's going to get worse?

00:46:35.020 No, my jokes are going to get worse.

00:46:36.880 Oh, okay.

00:46:37.260 Oh, I'm like, we're just starting out.

00:46:39.060 You're so offensive.

00:46:40.200 Um, I don't think it's going to get worse because I'm hopeful.

00:46:43.440 I don't like to be blackpilled, but I do think they're going to try and make it worse.

00:46:46.900 I do think they're going to try to do a technological, tyrannical, oppressive system.

00:46:52.580 Uh, what I'm hopeful for is that they are extremely arrogant and they really believe that they

00:46:58.660 are way more powerful than they are.

00:47:00.300 Yeah, I think so too.

00:47:01.320 And they believe we're stupider than we are and that we're more broken than we are.

00:47:04.940 But what I agree there, what I see happening is they're actually accelerating the wake

00:47:10.440 up because of how, uh, aggressive they're being with their plan.

00:47:14.460 Yeah.

00:47:14.860 Uh, and they're doing this because they're arrogant and they think no one and nothing

00:47:17.880 can stop them.

00:47:18.740 That's right.

00:47:19.280 They think they'll never be held accountable.

00:47:21.280 Yeah.

00:47:21.620 But I do think for us, like what I have to get right with is like, I have to look at myself

00:47:26.380 and be like, why, what in me allows this to happen?

00:47:31.400 And, you know, I was kind of like agnostic, atheistic for a while.

00:47:35.060 So when you're that way, you don't really have a foundation for your morality.

00:47:39.560 Everybody thinks like, you know, our morality that we have is just innate.

00:47:43.640 And it's like, no, we've inherited this from a tradition of Western European Christianity

00:47:49.320 that created this in the society.

00:47:52.700 It's, it's sewed into the fabric of our society.

00:47:55.520 So we're taking it for granted.

00:47:56.960 You don't have this any place else in the world.

00:47:59.720 Right.

00:47:59.800 It's about, yeah, well, I mean, it's about, uh, Western liberal Christian, uh, republics

00:48:07.660 and democracy as a means of voting for that.

00:48:12.360 Yeah.

00:48:13.000 But it's not democracy like they say it.

00:48:15.340 No, it's not.

00:48:16.320 And, and, and it's, um, if we look at what we have done to allow this, it's, we've fallen

00:48:22.420 away from that faith, that, that knowing that there is a God and that he does have a moral

00:48:30.840 code and that you are falling short of it and that you do need to aspire to be to it.

00:48:36.640 Because when you don't, then you don't reflect on your own behavior.

00:48:39.620 We're so busy pointing out George Soros and all this, but George Soros can't do what he's

00:48:44.100 doing without millions of people, uh, lacking the courage to stand up and say no, without

00:48:50.880 millions of people not having the work ethic to work for the kind of society that, that

00:48:55.820 they want.

00:48:56.560 Right.

00:48:57.300 So that's where you look at.

00:48:58.300 Well, I think they are working for the kind of society they want.

00:49:02.020 George Soros.

00:49:02.920 Yeah.

00:49:03.040 Yeah.

00:49:03.400 He pays them all.

00:49:04.380 I'm talking about us.

00:49:05.760 I'm talking about.

00:49:06.160 Well, none of us works for him.

00:49:07.780 But that's what I mean.

00:49:08.560 But we don't.

00:49:08.920 Maybe they do.

00:49:09.420 We don't work for him, but we also don't work for ourselves.

00:49:12.020 That's true.

00:49:12.520 We let them, we're letting somebody else.

00:49:14.980 We're like, let somebody else.

00:49:16.240 So our, our desire for comfort and luxury and fun and easygoing has made us weak.

00:49:24.080 Yeah.

00:49:24.540 That's so true.

00:49:26.000 So your, your jokes are like, uh, they are, uh, uh, I can't think of the word yet.

00:49:34.880 Uh, abuse to, to abusive.

00:49:38.060 No.

00:49:39.020 No.

00:49:39.160 Like I'm chopping the kids up.

00:49:40.240 Well, that's one word.

00:49:41.120 That's what I see.

00:49:41.780 They're like.

00:49:42.700 I love it.

00:49:45.500 I mean, I just like that you're, I just love that you are saying what's not allowed.

00:49:52.160 Yeah.

00:49:52.280 And for a woman to, in this day and age, stand up there and say the things, the very things

00:49:58.960 that are not allowed and have people laugh together at those things is the very meaning of America

00:50:09.340 to me.

00:50:09.860 Because I remember the day back in the day when, you know, you sat there with your friends of different colors and, and, and, uh, races and shit.

00:50:19.360 Yeah.

00:50:19.620 And you left to party records like this as these kind of, we left with each other and they, they just, they hate that we, that the people would come together and laugh with each other.

00:50:32.480 Right.

00:50:32.920 They hate a fucking sense of humor that isn't a sneering college boy fucking jag off joke.

00:50:40.760 Right.

00:50:41.480 Right.

00:50:41.860 Or, or you can make a sense of humor that, uh, mocks, let's say something that is noble.

00:50:49.100 Well, you can, you can mock the Christian who goes to church and doesn't cheat on his wife.

00:50:54.760 Right.

00:50:55.360 You can mock the woman who wants to stay home and make sure her kids don't think they're trans.

00:51:00.440 Right.

00:51:01.020 Right.

00:51:01.400 You can, but if you, that you can mock, but if you mock, you know, the black criminal who's on his third arrest, even though he just got a bunch of money.

00:51:11.640 Oh, you're racist.

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00:51:20.880 You could do all this horrible things.

00:51:22.820 They're not going to punish them.

00:51:24.020 But if you talk about the horrible things that somebody's doing, we're going to punish you.

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00:53:21.080 Right.

00:53:21.160 Well, that's the very basis of the mafia.

00:53:24.060 It's like where they take that oath of silence.

00:53:27.940 It's like, hey, we're going to do what we do to keep the peace around here.

00:53:33.960 And we're going to take 5% up to 50% of everything you make to keep the peace around here.

00:53:40.640 Meaning, we aren't going to send in any of our FBI agents to fuck shit up for you.

00:53:46.540 Yep.

00:53:47.420 I mean, this government is the fucking crime wave.

00:53:51.860 I 100% agree with you.

00:53:54.360 It's this government working with other government agencies around the world who's doing all this stuff.

00:54:00.580 To me, I experience it because I've had experience with psychopaths and sociopaths.

00:54:05.640 And this is their behavior.

00:54:07.140 And that's everyone in power, right?

00:54:09.780 Everyone in power.

00:54:10.700 Are you saying everyone or all?

00:54:12.400 Here's your two choices.

00:54:13.520 Yeah.

00:54:14.140 99% or all?

00:54:16.620 Those are your two choices.

00:54:17.440 In power.

00:54:17.780 I'm going to say 99% because there's a couple of people who really try against it.

00:54:21.980 But they end up not getting the real levels of power.

00:54:24.820 Right.

00:54:25.120 Like levers of power, right?

00:54:26.360 But they are elected in some places.

00:54:29.260 So all of them.

00:54:30.480 So pretty much all, right?

00:54:31.540 Okay.

00:54:31.760 Everybody who's in charge.

00:54:32.920 Yeah.

00:54:33.080 But there are also what I like to call stoner psychopaths.

00:54:38.800 These are psychopaths who just don't have enough ambition to work to power.

00:54:42.900 So they work on ripping you and me off.

00:54:45.120 You know what I mean?

00:54:45.640 They tell us they love us.

00:54:47.660 And we're like, okay, I'll give you this $50.

00:54:49.660 And that's enough for them because they have no ambition.

00:54:54.040 You're like-

00:54:54.780 Right.

00:54:54.900 The low-level psychopath.

00:54:55.840 I'm like, you know, at least can I get a psychopath who wants to run a Ponzi scheme,

00:54:59.800 please?

00:55:00.680 Right?

00:55:01.400 Well, you're running a Ponzi scheme on me.

00:55:02.800 I don't even have any money, you know?

00:55:05.140 But what they do is they create the very problem that then they tell you they need to solve for

00:55:14.140 you.

00:55:14.800 Exactly.

00:55:15.120 There was no problem in the first place until they put it in your brain.

00:55:17.480 Until you came around?

00:55:17.920 Yeah.

00:55:18.100 They were like, you know, you're a little fat.

00:55:21.740 And you're like, oh my God.

00:55:22.580 And they're like, don't worry, I'll help you get unfat.

00:55:25.700 And you're like-

00:55:26.340 Who says that?

00:55:27.240 Well, I mean a psychopath.

00:55:28.220 Yeah.

00:55:28.360 I'm giving you an example.

00:55:29.000 She's talking about them.

00:55:29.580 Oh.

00:55:29.880 Right?

00:55:30.220 The mind games.

00:55:30.680 They'll start to make you think like something's not right with you.

00:55:33.980 And then they'll be like, well, I'll help you fix it.

00:55:35.960 And you go, I didn't fucking have this problem until you said something about it.

00:55:39.180 You know?

00:55:40.300 No.

00:55:40.780 I always, they always come at me in a different way.

00:55:43.680 Oh, let's hear it.

00:55:44.640 What's your way?

00:55:45.400 Well, I'm still trying to figure it out.

00:55:47.740 But it is that they're all infantile.

00:55:49.960 That's one thing.

00:55:51.380 So I feel like all the infantile men who've fallen for me or whatever the fuck they thought

00:55:58.120 they was doing.

00:55:59.540 Infantile.

00:56:00.020 You mean like they're not running their own life?

00:56:03.480 They're not men in their own life?

00:56:05.460 Well, they just, you know, need a, they need a mama.

00:56:09.320 Yes.

00:56:09.660 I was going to say that.

00:56:10.560 Yeah.

00:56:10.820 They need their mama because, you know, they don't want to have to fucking work or nothing.

00:56:15.020 Yep.

00:56:15.600 Oh, I know those.

00:56:18.200 You also dated a black guy?

00:56:20.480 Well, in my earlier times.

00:56:22.600 Oh, there you go.

00:56:22.940 But all the white guys don't want to work neither.

00:56:25.200 I know.

00:56:25.720 I was just making a low level.

00:56:26.980 Yeah.

00:56:27.160 Low hanging fruit joke.

00:56:28.520 Yeah.

00:56:28.820 But, but no, you know what it is?

00:56:31.780 And this is why you and I get along, Roseanne.

00:56:34.180 Oh.

00:56:34.720 We just met.

00:56:35.740 This is why we get along.

00:56:37.180 These guys like this, they see women who are capable, right?

00:56:42.400 So I, you know, I didn't, I'm not on your level anywhere near there, but I had enough,

00:56:46.720 again, I get low ambition men, right?

00:56:49.260 Yeah.

00:56:49.440 They're like, I want to scam someone who makes $150,000 a year.

00:56:52.520 You're like, set your sights a little higher.

00:56:54.840 Yeah.

00:56:55.320 But they see that you can do it.

00:56:57.820 And then we're so capable.

00:56:59.220 We're so used to, I am, I'm so used to taking care of people.

00:57:02.280 Yeah.

00:57:02.460 And helping.

00:57:03.080 And I know my own ability.

00:57:04.520 So I'm like, all right, I'll help you.

00:57:05.840 So they get immediately attracted to that.

00:57:07.560 Again, it's like a child with a mother.

00:57:09.560 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 And then we get sucked into it because for me, I don't know if this is you, but for me,

00:57:14.560 there's a hole from my early upbringing that makes me think I'm not worthy.

00:57:21.100 Yeah.

00:57:21.280 And I don't deserve, and-

00:57:23.460 I didn't even have words for that.

00:57:24.880 I was just like, this is reality.

00:57:26.600 Right.

00:57:27.000 So you're looking for the one fucker that treats you like shit because that's reality.

00:57:30.680 That's reality.

00:57:31.560 I never thought it was because of the past.

00:57:34.180 Yeah, but it is.

00:57:35.380 Yeah.

00:57:35.700 And then you think this is all that you're going to get, so be happy with it because

00:57:38.920 nobody else is going to love you.

00:57:40.220 And at least you got this, right?

00:57:42.380 Yeah.

00:57:42.620 So whatever they ask for, it seems like nothing in comparison to the fact that you're running

00:57:46.500 a scam and getting them to think that you're lovable.

00:57:50.000 No shit.

00:57:51.040 That's what it is.

00:57:51.600 Because I never thought I was lovable.

00:57:53.560 Exactly.

00:57:53.880 I knew I wasn't.

00:57:54.840 So you're back there.

00:57:56.520 But I knew, like once they got to know me, they'd say, that bitch ain't, there's nothing

00:58:00.440 lovable about that bitch.

00:58:00.940 So the whole time that they're conning you, you think you're the one who's conning them.

00:58:05.620 Yeah.

00:58:05.940 That's why you get that.

00:58:06.660 That's right.

00:58:07.380 You're like, oh, they're not even going to know how fucked up I am.

00:58:10.780 No shit.

00:58:11.460 What?

00:58:11.940 Oh, yeah.

00:58:12.860 Yeah.

00:58:13.380 What?

00:58:13.820 Oh, yeah.

00:58:14.420 Like how gross and repulsive I really am.

00:58:17.480 Yeah.

00:58:17.660 They don't know.

00:58:18.280 And I don't know how long I'm going to be able to keep it together.

00:58:20.120 So what do you need?

00:58:21.820 Money?

00:58:22.160 No problem.

00:58:23.020 You know?

00:58:23.620 And then you start to kind of, as you heal and you grow, you go, what the fuck?

00:58:28.580 I don't deserve this.

00:58:30.400 You're a real piece of shit.

00:58:31.580 And then this is why I talked about where it's real easy to look at what a piece of shit they

00:58:35.820 are.

00:58:36.440 You can't do anything about that.

00:58:38.620 You have to look at what did I do?

00:58:40.640 What a piece of shit you are.

00:58:41.460 Well.

00:58:41.860 To keep bringing that shit into your life.

00:58:44.500 But why?

00:58:45.180 The other real thing is why do you think you're such a piece of shit that you just deserve

00:58:48.860 this?

00:58:49.180 And what am I doing to myself?

00:58:51.940 To me it was, I'm just living reality.

00:58:54.580 That's how it goes.

00:58:55.880 You know?

00:58:56.300 It's like my brother when he was nine.

00:58:58.400 He'd say, every day he'd come out of school and, you know, he looked real Jew-y.

00:59:04.500 He'd come out of class there.

00:59:05.520 You don't look like a Jew at all.

00:59:06.620 I just want you to know that.

00:59:07.380 Oh, but I do.

00:59:08.300 When you see my-

00:59:09.160 It's the work you've done.

00:59:10.600 When you see my real face next to my grandma's-

00:59:13.960 That was me trying to give you a compliment.

00:59:15.220 Oh, thanks.

00:59:15.780 Yeah, you don't look like a Jew at all.

00:59:16.420 You don't look like a Jew at all, Roseanne.

00:59:18.360 When you see me next to my grandma, it looks exactly like, despite my plastic surgery,

00:59:26.800 it just all sunk in there anyway.

00:59:29.520 The jowls, they may be a little shorter, but they're still there.

00:59:33.380 You can't do nothing with it.

00:59:35.420 But what was I saying?

00:59:35.900 You were talking about your brother Ben looking Jew-y and he was gay.

00:59:37.780 Oh yeah, we came home from school every day.

00:59:39.600 They'd always beat his ass.

00:59:40.940 He was super gay.

00:59:41.820 He was a skinny little Jewish boy.

00:59:43.640 He was gay?

00:59:44.240 Really gay.

00:59:44.940 Yeah, really gay.

00:59:45.760 Maybe they beat him because he was gay, not because he was a Jew.

00:59:47.700 Well, it was a twofer.

00:59:49.000 It was Salt Lake, Utah.

00:59:50.300 You got to pick one, man.

00:59:51.560 No, it was twofer.

00:59:52.920 So he really got it.

00:59:54.360 And he had his nose broke nine times by the time he was nine.

00:59:57.880 Oh no.

00:59:58.440 And he said, I go, how come-

01:00:00.320 His one friend would go, let me hold your books while they beat the shit out of you.

01:00:04.700 And so I go, how come you don't help him out?

01:00:07.640 Well, I wait for him.

01:00:10.700 Yeah, and your brother thought that's what he deserved.

01:00:13.280 Yeah, so you know, 4 p.m.,

01:00:15.260 get the shit kick out of you at 5 p.m., get home, do the dishes, you know.

01:00:21.240 Yeah.

01:00:22.120 I feel sorry that I used to beat his ass with the vacuum hose now.

01:00:27.300 Well, that probably didn't help him with his gayness.

01:00:31.060 That's probably where it comes from, to be honest.

01:00:32.980 I wonder.

01:00:33.920 Yeah.

01:00:34.360 That's all right.

01:00:34.840 My brother got his ass kicked by a bunch of Filipinos.

01:00:37.100 Can you imagine that?

01:00:37.780 That's embarrassing.

01:00:38.680 That is.

01:00:40.180 Three and a half years.

01:00:41.000 They're little.

01:00:42.020 Is your brother tall, too?

01:00:43.820 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:44.360 But this is when we were kids, man.

01:00:45.720 I mean, there was like 20 of them, and there was one Albanian.

01:00:47.940 He did pretty good.

01:00:48.700 One Albanian versus 20 Filipinos.

01:00:50.300 They're mean, dude.

01:00:51.280 They are mean.

01:00:51.940 Yeah.

01:00:52.600 Well, they're live.

01:00:54.160 Yes.

01:00:54.760 Yeah.

01:00:55.080 They can get around, yeah.

01:00:56.560 But then my dad went to their school and kicked their ass, so that was good.

01:00:59.460 That's cool that your dad was like that, right?

01:01:01.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:02.860 My dad tried to do that, but then he'd always fail and embarrass us.

01:01:07.140 Like, he said he was going to get out and kick some guy's ass at my sister's school,

01:01:12.480 and it was all snowy there in Salt Lake, so he's going to kick somebody's ass that said

01:01:20.100 something to my sister.

01:01:22.180 And so he get out of the car to go kick their ass.

01:01:27.720 He slides on that.

01:01:29.200 He slides on the ice and goes under the car.

01:01:38.740 Oh, no.

01:01:42.320 And the guy that my sister told, yeah, well, my dad's coming here.

01:01:48.300 They were all lined up there.

01:01:50.900 Oh, they just laughed.

01:01:52.380 Oh, no.

01:01:52.900 Just like a turtle on his back.

01:01:54.160 My poor dad, he never recovered, really.

01:01:55.780 Yeah, that's tough.

01:01:56.620 He never tried again.

01:01:57.540 Oh, he's like, you're on your own.

01:01:59.800 That's the one time he was going to do the John Wayne thing.

01:02:02.160 Oh, wow.

01:02:03.660 Did your dad ever do that for you?

01:02:06.140 No.

01:02:06.660 What he would do-

01:02:07.080 Rescue you or help you in any way?

01:02:09.260 No.

01:02:10.300 Sounds like the opposite.

01:02:11.620 No.

01:02:11.900 No.

01:02:12.020 What you're saying.

01:02:12.940 You know, my dad was kind of like, we're immigrants here, so if you get molested, I'm

01:02:18.780 also going to beat you.

01:02:19.740 That's so great.

01:02:22.900 You know.

01:02:23.520 That's like one of my jokes where I go, remember back in the day when, if you got molested,

01:02:29.020 it was your fault?

01:02:29.720 Oh, my God.

01:02:31.260 Exactly.

01:02:31.820 I knew.

01:02:32.260 I mean, I did have a pedophile who lived three doors down.

01:02:34.860 He was Jewish.

01:02:35.580 Sorry.

01:02:36.200 Yeah.

01:02:36.300 And he, but his parents were so nice, but then he moved in, when his dad died, he moved

01:02:41.720 in with his mom, real sweet, old, nice Jewish lady.

01:02:44.560 Within a year of him coming in there, she died because he was a sociopath.

01:02:48.880 Yeah.

01:02:49.380 He probably killed her.

01:02:50.540 He probably killed her, I think.

01:02:51.740 Yeah.

01:02:52.120 Yeah.

01:02:52.380 And he-

01:02:54.420 Oh, my God.

01:02:55.180 He would come around.

01:02:56.420 So he was so weird.

01:02:57.420 I was like eight years old when he moved in and I started to feel the creep vibes.

01:03:02.300 So you know.

01:03:03.460 Yeah.

01:03:03.700 Women know.

01:03:04.380 Yeah.

01:03:04.540 And he'd come around and he'd be like, oh, Leonardo, I'm going to shave my head and then

01:03:10.460 I'm going to look like a rock star.

01:03:11.780 Do you think you would like that?

01:03:12.920 And I was like, I'm eight years old, buddy.

01:03:15.860 Nothing is going to make me like you and you're a Jew.

01:03:21.920 So he'd try, you know, but I luckily, I was smarter than him.

01:03:30.520 So I outsmarted a Jewish pedophile.

01:03:33.220 That's good.

01:03:33.820 So that's why-

01:03:35.040 Very few do.

01:03:35.780 You know?

01:03:36.240 So when people try to come at me, I'm like, I come by this anti-Semitism, honestly.

01:03:42.480 Forged in fire.

01:03:43.180 Well, you know that the entire world is run by pedos.

01:03:47.000 Yes.

01:03:47.700 It's all fucking pedos in their Ponzi scheme.

01:03:50.460 Talk about waking up in a nightmare world.

01:03:53.400 Ain't it?

01:03:54.480 Nightmare world.

01:03:55.200 I mean, I was able to escape because this guy was poor.

01:03:58.480 But imagine if he was rich, you know?

01:04:02.040 I would have been on Epstein's Island.

01:04:05.360 No shit, right?

01:04:06.800 Which, you know, to be fair, I feel like getting molested on a tropical island is better than

01:04:11.180 getting molested in the Bronx.

01:04:12.860 It is.

01:04:13.360 It's way better.

01:04:14.140 It's got more pluses.

01:04:16.300 Yeah, but you get out of the Bronx.

01:04:17.660 You can get out of the Bronx.

01:04:18.700 Yeah, you can.

01:04:19.240 You can call for help in the Bronx.

01:04:21.160 The preference would be to not get molested at all.

01:04:23.220 Right.

01:04:23.680 That would be the, you know, the normal.

01:04:25.680 Which I successfully did.

01:04:26.920 I was able to successfully not get molested.

01:04:28.900 Congrats.

01:04:29.340 For your whole life?

01:04:30.580 My whole life.

01:04:31.640 Yeah.

01:04:31.940 What was, how old were you before you were molested the first time?

01:04:36.400 Well, 25.

01:04:38.220 Okay.

01:04:39.300 You've made it through your teens.

01:04:40.820 I made it through my teens.

01:04:41.700 In your childhood.

01:04:42.620 In my childhood.

01:04:43.560 But what about getting your ass beat?

01:04:45.400 I bet you was beat a lot.

01:04:47.040 Oh, yeah.

01:04:47.560 Can't remember when that first started.

01:04:49.100 Did you get beat because you had a big ass mouth?

01:04:53.060 No, I was very sweet.

01:04:54.600 I was a real sweet girl.

01:04:56.060 I was a very sweet girl.

01:04:57.320 But I was not going to take a lot of shit, though.

01:05:00.980 That's true.

01:05:01.560 But I was very sweet.

01:05:02.460 I wasn't like a.

01:05:03.780 No, but when you did go off, when you had your time.

01:05:08.080 No, you know, what it was, was I, I got, it just was like group punishment.

01:05:13.720 You know what I mean?

01:05:14.540 One of the, I don't know if you had this, but like if one of the kids does something,

01:05:18.760 all the kids are getting it.

01:05:20.500 Yeah.

01:05:20.640 It's communism.

01:05:21.580 They literally.

01:05:22.120 It is communism.

01:05:23.120 They didn't leave that communist mentality back where they were.

01:05:25.780 And that's what makes your kids so damn bitter.

01:05:29.140 That is what makes them bitter.

01:05:30.200 Yeah, because it's like you're treating me like my loser brother when at least I was

01:05:34.140 trying to learn something.

01:05:35.720 Exactly.

01:05:36.640 Yep.

01:05:37.440 Yep.

01:05:37.600 Oh, it's so evil.

01:05:39.140 It does, it does make you, I mean, I don't know about you, but I had these real tight

01:05:43.880 bonds with my siblings because we all went through it together, you know?

01:05:47.400 Yeah.

01:05:47.620 It's like being in a war together.

01:05:49.020 Yeah, we do too.

01:05:49.700 It's like you get PTSD when you're back together, but if anybody starts shit with any of you,

01:05:54.200 you're like, you're, we're all going to come after you.

01:05:56.940 Yeah.

01:05:57.160 That kind of thing.

01:05:57.940 We are like that too.

01:05:59.040 Yeah.

01:05:59.820 But, you know, just in America, it's very different way of thinking.

01:06:04.180 But then there's so many ethnic minorities in America, which they're kind of all the same

01:06:09.820 in one way or another.

01:06:11.040 The ethnic peoples, you know, they all have pretty Western values, but a little bit of

01:06:17.600 kept a little bit from the old country.

01:06:20.200 Well, it starts to bleed out.

01:06:21.720 I mean, you know, you think about it, I'm really second generation, right?

01:06:25.480 So I've already absorbed, I mean, I gravitated towards American values right away because

01:06:30.860 I was like, this is clearly superior.

01:06:32.780 Plus over here, I don't get looked at as like, you know, a lower tiered citizen just by being

01:06:37.900 a woman.

01:06:38.820 Yeah.

01:06:39.180 So I'm taking this on, you know?

01:06:42.040 And the same thing, I could say the same thing with my siblings.

01:06:44.220 They're very Westernized.

01:06:45.740 They don't have any of those things, any of those mentalities.

01:06:48.740 That's cool.

01:06:49.400 Well, that's what's great about America, right?

01:06:51.560 Yeah.

01:06:51.760 But now you have these people coming in who are like, I want to preserve my culture.

01:06:55.380 I'm like, your culture is what made your country poor in the first place.

01:06:58.360 Well, that's true.

01:06:59.280 How about you get with the culture that actually works?

01:07:02.180 Yeah.

01:07:02.460 You know?

01:07:02.800 I think they should get with the culture that actually works too.

01:07:06.480 But the only part of their culture they should keep is their wedding thing and their

01:07:11.600 foods.

01:07:12.320 Yes.

01:07:12.860 Yes.

01:07:13.200 Keep your wedding.

01:07:13.660 You know, we like the dancing and the food and the festivities.

01:07:15.920 We just don't like the other stuff.

01:07:18.380 We don't like the backwards mentality and the child brides and the beating the children

01:07:23.020 and the wife and being poor.

01:07:26.320 We don't like that.

01:07:27.120 Like saying that's a virtue to, you know, give everything to your king.

01:07:31.860 Yeah.

01:07:32.380 No, no.

01:07:32.860 That don't work here.

01:07:33.660 Nope.

01:07:34.320 Nope.

01:07:34.940 We're not.

01:07:35.400 And learn what freedom of speech is because you don't get to come over here and be like,

01:07:41.440 you know, like this is the one thing I came up against with the Indian population is I

01:07:45.100 was making that joke and then they started to come at me.

01:07:48.020 So I went even more.

01:07:49.120 I was like, oh, you think that's racist?

01:07:50.360 Just wait.

01:07:51.040 I have so much more.

01:07:52.400 And they were like, I'm all for freedom of speech, but this is just racism.

01:07:56.360 I was like, racism is the reason freedom of speech exists.

01:08:01.000 Right.

01:08:01.240 I don't think you get it.

01:08:02.360 The first amendment protects my right to be a hateful bitch.

01:08:06.880 Right.

01:08:07.180 That's right.

01:08:07.980 If I can't be a hateful bitch, then I can't be a loving one either.

01:08:12.680 Oh, is that right?

01:08:13.860 Because you're trying to.

01:08:14.900 That is so right.

01:08:15.020 I love it.

01:08:15.560 You're trying to legislate me into being a nice person.

01:08:20.440 Talk about a load of bullshit.

01:08:22.420 Yeah, that is a load of bullshit.

01:08:23.760 And they seem to like really aim it at moms, you know, at young mothers because that's

01:08:29.580 that whole frigging mind control thing they've got about everything so natural, so honest

01:08:35.000 and natural, you know.

01:08:36.860 I can't stand that.

01:08:38.260 I can't stand that.

01:08:39.200 I can't stand when everybody's trying to legislate niceness.

01:08:43.180 Yeah.

01:08:43.560 I'm like, this is like the, this is a worse tyrannical system than I thought about, right?

01:08:48.600 Like Kim Jong-un demanding that you be nice to someone.

01:08:52.720 Is that a rap for him?

01:08:53.580 It's the same thing.

01:08:54.320 Yeah.

01:08:54.620 That's what communism is.

01:08:55.540 Yeah.

01:08:55.920 It's legislating kindness.

01:08:57.200 It's just, I didn't realize that.

01:08:59.340 It is.

01:08:59.560 And that's what makes people fucking evil.

01:09:01.840 Yeah.

01:09:02.140 You're absolutely right.

01:09:02.820 But it's like they're taking the good, the good instinct in the human to want to, you

01:09:11.160 know, react with kindness.

01:09:12.600 Right.

01:09:13.040 And then turning that around to on them.

01:09:15.820 And trying to demand it at gunpoint.

01:09:17.920 Yeah.

01:09:18.280 At gunpoint.

01:09:18.420 That's where we have a problem.

01:09:19.740 And that's where you see, getting back to what we were talking about, that Luciferian

01:09:23.660 inversion, right?

01:09:25.140 Because they're presenting it as, you're being loving and tolerant.

01:09:30.360 Tolerant of what exactly?

01:09:32.600 Tolerance in and of itself is not a virtue.

01:09:35.360 Right.

01:09:35.820 Oh, should I tolerate you raping kids?

01:09:38.680 That's what they want.

01:09:39.580 Exactly.

01:09:40.340 That's the tolerance.

01:09:41.340 No, I don't think so.

01:09:42.620 They want us to be tolerant of their, you know, because I say, not only are they Luciferians,

01:09:48.060 the Marxists, but they're also, having grown up in it, I was there in the 60s, the communes,

01:09:54.860 every fucking thing.

01:09:56.360 And the males, largely, are sexual libertines.

01:10:01.680 That's all it is about to them.

01:10:03.840 They want to break down sexual boundaries and, you know, just put their wiener wherever they

01:10:08.800 want to put it.

01:10:09.760 And the last boundary for that is age.

01:10:12.940 And they're trying real hard since, did you know Ruth Bader Ginsburg wanted to lower the

01:10:20.620 age of consent to under 12?

01:10:22.760 I did know that.

01:10:22.940 I did know that.

01:10:23.620 That was in the anti-Semitic lessons I was getting.

01:10:27.920 Oh, yeah.

01:10:29.520 Because, like, what are, we'll get to that maybe, or next time.

01:10:32.920 But, yeah, because that one's a real deep one.

01:10:35.020 No, but that was, I mean, you see all this stuff.

01:10:37.800 I mean, you know.

01:10:38.660 The Margaret Sanger Club.

01:10:39.940 Margaret Sanger Club.

01:10:40.720 That's what I call it, yeah.

01:10:41.780 But there's also, you know, this whole thing with the LGBT ideology.

01:10:46.800 People don't know, but that whole thing was just about getting the right to have sex with

01:10:50.820 children.

01:10:51.280 I mean, that's what they were.

01:10:51.600 No, the guy who wrote it was a pedophile.

01:10:53.720 Yeah.

01:10:54.020 We've been saying this for years.

01:10:55.140 What's his name?

01:10:55.660 We have it on.

01:10:57.040 He wrote a defense of pedophilia.

01:10:58.880 Yeah, it's disgusting.

01:10:59.980 But people don't know that.

01:11:01.040 People don't know that.

01:11:01.800 And then they're, like, looking at, you know, where we're at now.

01:11:04.460 And I'm, like, they're acting surprised.

01:11:06.120 I'm, like, that's because you don't know history.

01:11:08.060 Right.

01:11:08.360 But that's actually where the ideology was always going.

01:11:10.860 They're just not going to start you at 100.

01:11:13.380 Yeah, because it's been coming for so long.

01:11:16.660 I mean, I saw it coming for so, so long.

01:11:19.100 I was going to say, because back in the day, I saw the first, my friends were almost, she

01:11:26.180 was almost a tenured professor at Boston University, and she was teaching women's history to women

01:11:32.880 only.

01:11:33.720 Uh-huh.

01:11:33.960 And so the trans movement had to get her fired and destroyed her entire life of writing 26

01:11:42.220 books as a transphobe.

01:11:45.140 Which is just being a normal human, by the way.

01:11:48.680 Well, it's being pro-woman's rights.

01:11:51.240 Yeah.

01:11:51.460 And, you know, so I saw that happen to her.

01:11:55.520 And then it happened on every Jesuit campus that every woman who was teaching anything about

01:12:02.900 women's history was canned.

01:12:06.380 And they brought in a leftist to teach about Arab history instead, which is all bullshit that,

01:12:16.740 what's his name, made up a royal Egyptian, what's his name.

01:12:22.120 Uh, Arafat, a royal Egyptian, made that shit up.

01:12:25.920 And it's just one fucking scam after the other.

01:12:29.420 Wow.

01:12:29.780 Getting the hoes into the public's money.

01:12:33.640 And nothing else.

01:12:35.760 Nothing else.

01:12:37.020 That whole thing, what's going on where you're talking about with the, where they push these

01:12:40.900 trans, quote unquote, women into the women's sphere.

01:12:46.140 To me, what I noticed is.

01:12:47.920 That started on university campuses, on Jesuit university campuses.

01:12:52.580 And the intent is to, uh, you know, dismantle the rights of woman and erase her because, um,

01:13:04.060 it's about trans, uh, trans, whatever that is, transhumanism is male motherhood.

01:13:11.440 It's like these frigging pedos, these frigging pedos.

01:13:15.680 I mean, they are, they're pedo.

01:13:19.840 Yeah.

01:13:20.100 Because it's not like they, they don't become trans and then just like want to deal with

01:13:23.580 like other trans.

01:13:24.800 No, they want to deal with children and then they want to transition your children.

01:13:29.740 It's, it's enough to make you get like into a crusade warrior world.

01:13:35.180 That's how I feel too.

01:13:36.080 You're blazing down with a cross on fire and a lighted sword and being like, we're just slicing

01:13:41.620 throats now.

01:13:42.380 That's what we're doing.

01:13:42.900 Except for they're in on it too.

01:13:44.180 So you can't, we need new symbols.

01:13:46.100 Yeah.

01:13:46.600 We need no old symbols because they're all in on it.

01:13:50.540 Well.

01:13:51.040 Or it wouldn't be going on like this.

01:13:53.520 Yes and no.

01:13:54.380 But I mean, there are like, you know, Christianity, the real Christianity, not post Vatican II Catholicism,

01:14:00.940 which is completely inverted.

01:14:02.640 But, you know, you go to the Orthodox church and they're still saying the same thing.

01:14:06.020 I mean, they have to talk about it underground.

01:14:07.940 Yeah.

01:14:08.260 Like these priests will record these, uh, these talks.

01:14:11.720 Well, they don't got the right hookup, which I'm all about getting the right hookup because

01:14:16.800 it's the same thing that evil people have to be removed.

01:14:20.980 It cut to the chase.

01:14:22.580 Evil people of all kinds, they got to be removed out of power.

01:14:25.960 Cut to the chase.

01:14:26.800 We don't even need to say any of that other shit that divides people.

01:14:31.240 They're evil people in power and they got to go.

01:14:34.180 And God wants them gone.

01:14:36.220 I believe that.

01:14:37.160 I believe that.

01:14:37.700 But I think, I do think people who are in touch with, you know, truth and God and whatever

01:14:43.200 can see it.

01:14:44.300 And when you get disconnected, that's when they can start lying to you and you can start

01:14:48.960 believing these things.

01:14:49.980 And then when you get grounded back in the truth, it's like clarity and you realize,

01:14:54.540 no, there is an objective truth.

01:14:56.520 But then we would have to disagree.

01:14:58.300 Would, would we not?

01:14:59.480 I don't think we do because I'm a Jew.

01:15:01.620 No, I don't think so.

01:15:02.440 So I don't see, I don't see Christianity as being something that disagrees with Judaism.

01:15:10.860 Well, they do disagree in terms of their doctrine on Christ, right?

01:15:15.100 Yeah.

01:15:15.640 But that doesn't.

01:15:16.640 But in terms of morality?

01:15:17.860 That doesn't bother me.

01:15:19.440 Yeah.

01:15:19.580 Because I think that's very Jewish because he was very Jewish.

01:15:23.140 So to me, it's like, oh, it's a bigger view.

01:15:26.180 Yeah.

01:15:26.440 And he taught Judaism.

01:15:29.560 So, you know.

01:15:30.740 He taught true Judaism.

01:15:32.100 Yeah, he did.

01:15:32.800 Not what you have now where it's like.

01:15:34.580 No, he didn't.

01:15:35.220 No, he didn't treat, he didn't teach European Judaism.

01:15:39.080 Right.

01:15:40.000 Okay.

01:15:42.120 He taught the Judaism of the indigenous land there because the whole Torah and the whole

01:15:48.260 calendar is about that particular land.

01:15:52.040 And, you know, people don't want to see it.

01:15:54.940 But anyway, that is what it's about.

01:15:57.440 Yeah.

01:15:57.640 And that's also about all tribal rights versus this corporatocracy that thinks it can steal

01:16:04.900 the oil right out from under indigenous people's feet.

01:16:09.020 It's all that shit.

01:16:11.960 And God isn't going to allow that either.

01:16:15.740 Yeah.

01:16:16.220 Well, I, so I, I, I don't even know where I was going off.

01:16:19.060 I wanted to ask you something.

01:16:19.780 Well, you were talking about, I, I mean, I'll help.

01:16:21.440 Well, I think you were, well, maybe I'm wrong.

01:16:22.860 I think you were talking about infiltration of every group.

01:16:25.040 Every organization has been infiltrated by evil and that we can't just say these people

01:16:29.180 do this or these people do this because it's good and bad.

01:16:31.760 No, I say it's like all the good has to get with all the good and stop what they have

01:16:39.140 us doing is the good feel like they have to protect the bad amongst them.

01:16:46.540 That's correct.

01:16:47.660 That is 100.

01:16:48.400 But that's how they go down.

01:16:49.920 Well, that's the identity politics crap.

01:16:51.720 That is it.

01:16:52.280 Right?

01:16:52.640 Like I'm not, if you, if you bring me and, and you're like, oh, these all, remember

01:16:57.300 we said about the Liam Neeson's Taken and you're like, oh, but they're Albanian.

01:17:01.380 I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

01:17:03.440 Yeah.

01:17:03.720 Go on.

01:17:04.280 Hang them.

01:17:05.200 Yeah.

01:17:05.720 They're doing what?

01:17:07.260 Yeah.

01:17:07.380 To whose kids?

01:17:08.340 Yeah.

01:17:08.640 I'm not like, well, they're not Albanian kids.

01:17:10.600 So I don't care.

01:17:11.460 Fuck that.

01:17:12.380 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:12.960 And that's how we fell.

01:17:14.000 I'll tell you what, we watched Taken and we, cause we didn't know that that was happening

01:17:17.000 cause it's not prominent, you know?

01:17:18.520 And we came here when we saw that, my brother saw that, my dad saw that they were like, they're

01:17:24.480 disgusting.

01:17:26.040 These people are not human.

01:17:28.180 No, they're not.

01:17:28.800 And there was no sense.

01:17:30.220 And we felt shame that this is, that people in our community are doing that.

01:17:34.080 Cause it, cause what, you have no contact with any Albanians, right?

01:17:36.800 So you meet one and he turns out to be a human trafficker.

01:17:39.460 What do you think about all Albanians?

01:17:40.940 Yeah.

01:17:41.140 Well, you're not supposed to do that.

01:17:42.740 You're not supposed to do that, but it doesn't matter.

01:17:44.820 It becomes reflex, but it becomes reflex because nothing should become reflex.

01:17:48.980 It becomes that way, especially like, let's say you're, you're a bunch of French people

01:17:53.060 and the only people that are coming in and stealing your children, but they're not, there's

01:17:58.080 obviously other cultures, but let's say they are, I'm going to use my culture so nobody

01:18:00.860 can call me, you know, whatever.

01:18:02.660 Don't call yourself hater.

01:18:03.860 Yeah, whatever.

01:18:04.460 It doesn't matter.

01:18:05.240 Whatever the fuck.

01:18:06.020 But if they do that, and that's the only thing the French people have contact with, I cannot

01:18:11.260 blame them for being like, get all the fucking Albanians out of here.

01:18:15.140 I wouldn't give a shit.

01:18:16.140 That's my fucking kid that you're fucking with.

01:18:17.780 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:18.380 You know what I mean?

01:18:19.060 Exactly.

01:18:20.140 But, you know, if they have contact and the only Albanians they have a contact with are running

01:18:24.960 the Italian pizza shops, which is what they do.

01:18:27.060 And they're really nice to you.

01:18:28.600 You're going to be like, God, and that's been my experience with most people.

01:18:31.940 Most people go, oh, you're Albanian.

01:18:33.460 Oh my God, you guys are crazy, but you're so nice and you're loyal and all this stuff

01:18:36.580 because that's the majority of them.

01:18:38.240 So that's the truth.

01:18:39.400 I think what you're saying is this is actually true in every group.

01:18:42.020 Yeah.

01:18:42.480 The issue is when people start defending people just because they're part of their group.

01:18:47.780 Yeah.

01:18:48.140 Like they think like, oh, well, like they go, I mean, they never do it to me.

01:18:52.540 The Jews never defend me.

01:18:54.200 Right.

01:18:54.640 Well, because you've spoken out.

01:18:56.240 The only Jew they defend is George Soros.

01:18:59.340 It's true.

01:19:00.360 It is true.

01:19:00.540 Which is insane.

01:19:01.600 I know.

01:19:02.080 Which is insane because guess what?

01:19:03.640 You're going to go down with George Soros.

01:19:05.700 Well, I'm not going down with his fucking ass.

01:19:08.300 He's losing their own.

01:19:09.080 Hell no, I'm not.

01:19:09.480 He's not even a Jew.

01:19:10.600 Everything I do is to take him and his sort down.

01:19:13.480 Yeah.

01:19:13.740 But I know, you know, he's nothing like me.

01:19:16.740 He's got nothing to do with me.

01:19:18.520 Well, he doesn't care.

01:19:19.400 I mean, this is something that I tell.

01:19:20.460 He doesn't care at all.

01:19:21.740 There is.

01:19:22.520 And I think there is.

01:19:23.320 His power is satanic because it's like this.

01:19:26.540 His number one thing is I'm going to kill everybody like me.

01:19:30.980 His number one thing he wants to get rid of Israel, the Jews in Israel.

01:19:34.740 The Jews.

01:19:35.160 Oh.

01:19:35.440 He doesn't even see the Jews in Israel, which is 66% from Arab countries.

01:19:42.840 Yes.

01:19:43.080 He only sees the ones from.

01:19:46.180 European countries.

01:19:46.840 Yeah, European countries because like him, because they hold a lot of power and that's

01:19:52.420 a whole other story.

01:19:53.920 But he gets a fucking medal of honor from fucking Joe Biden, who's paying the UN to kill Jews.

01:20:09.160 Yeah.

01:20:09.860 It's so fucking evil.

01:20:11.160 Kill Jews where?

01:20:12.140 Pay for slay.

01:20:13.360 In Israel.

01:20:14.140 In, you know.

01:20:15.040 To kill the native Jews in Israel?

01:20:16.600 Is that what you're talking about?

01:20:17.260 Kill the people.

01:20:17.760 Any Jew.

01:20:18.820 Anywhere on earth, they get paid.

01:20:20.940 I've heard about this.

01:20:22.300 Pay for slay?

01:20:22.720 Pay for slay.

01:20:23.580 Google it.

01:20:23.800 Suicide bombers.

01:20:24.480 What is it called?

01:20:25.320 Pay for slay.

01:20:26.100 If you kill Jews, you get money for slay.

01:20:27.340 It's a UN.

01:20:28.340 It's a UN program.

01:20:29.060 They give your family money.

01:20:30.660 It's a suicide bomber.

01:20:31.520 It's more evil than anything you've ever heard.

01:20:33.940 This is the first time I'm hearing about it.

01:20:34.780 No, I'm telling you.

01:20:35.260 It's so evil.

01:20:36.300 Just so you know, Leonardo, when they blow up, they're not like single guys.

01:20:38.620 A lot of them have families.

01:20:39.440 Because when you kill Jews, the Palestinian Authority are lost.

01:20:42.940 They get a Saipan for the rest of their life.

01:20:45.660 It's like getting them in a good college.

01:20:47.420 Right.

01:20:48.100 So there is a fine.

01:20:49.260 They get handsomely rewarded.

01:20:50.600 I see a distinction between the Jews of Palestine, Israel, whatever you want to call

01:20:55.740 it.

01:20:55.940 But I call them Palestine because that's what they were before they named it Israel.

01:20:59.260 Well, it depends where you, how far back you are.

01:21:00.660 Well, that's what the occupier called it.

01:21:03.860 Yeah.

01:21:05.220 Oh, Britain.

01:21:06.500 You're talking about Great Britain?

01:21:07.360 Well, the Ottomans named it.

01:21:09.700 Oh, the Ottomans.

01:21:10.340 Okay, yeah.

01:21:10.720 Yeah, so that versus these Eastern European Jews like the Rothschilds who built up this

01:21:18.900 state so they can escape there when they get, you know, all this shit gets taken out here.

01:21:24.440 I don't know what they're doing.

01:21:26.080 Yeah.

01:21:26.640 To me, they're killing even the, they're killing anybody native.

01:21:30.340 They don't really care.

01:21:31.160 They're killing the Jews, the Muslims, and the Christian natives.

01:21:34.020 Yeah, that's what I said because they're the definition of corporate law.

01:21:40.220 Yeah.

01:21:40.720 City of London, Vatican Banks, Bank of International Settlements, and I say all leads to CERN, all

01:21:49.300 their shit, you know, it's all Swiss and like a, like a great time piece.

01:21:56.560 It's unfolded over a long, long period of time.

01:21:59.720 It's just like, I guess, the Bank of International Settlements.

01:22:04.020 I'm sure owns BlackRock and all those things.

01:22:07.520 I, yeah, I don't know, but I do know that, I mean, I think BlackRock, Vanguard, these things

01:22:11.640 are evil and they, they have huge investments from what I understand of like Rothschild and.

01:22:20.100 It's, well, it's Swiss.

01:22:22.020 The Rothschild banks already got taken down, I think.

01:22:26.740 I don't know, man.

01:22:27.620 I want to believe it, but I don't.

01:22:29.080 I, I see.

01:22:29.840 It's mafia.

01:22:30.220 It's territory war.

01:22:31.140 Yeah.

01:22:31.280 So, Israel, that land, whatever you want to call it, that's been a territory war for

01:22:34.700 2,500 years now.

01:22:36.820 There's always been.

01:22:37.680 Longer than that.

01:22:38.580 I mean, if you, if you read history, it goes back and forth between Arabs and Jews and

01:22:42.600 Christians and the Crusade Wars.

01:22:43.840 This has all been thousands of years from now.

01:22:46.560 My, my knowledge of it is starting in the 1900s.

01:22:49.300 That's my mistake.

01:22:50.120 That's why, I mean, I'm not going to tell you, just make sense real quick.

01:22:52.640 A lot of people only go, that's why I said it depends how far back you go.

01:22:54.760 If you just go to the UN in the forties, it's very easy in that limited scope to see it.

01:22:58.300 But you really have to go back 2,500, 3,000 years to really understand that this has been

01:23:03.640 a war for a land grab.

01:23:05.380 And right now, the Islam, state of Islam, is in Jerusalem, their holiest site on the

01:23:10.600 old Jerusalem temple that blew up.

01:23:12.540 That's why Jews are at a wall.

01:23:14.360 That's actually a Muslim temple, a mosque.

01:23:18.120 Right, right.

01:23:18.560 Yeah, I know the black cube.

01:23:20.180 And if you go in there as a Jew.

01:23:21.440 No, that's in Mecca.

01:23:21.900 Oh, that's Mecca.

01:23:22.700 You can't really, as a Jew in Israel right now, to this day, you cannot go pray at the

01:23:27.620 Jewish holy site because you need an armed guard because the Muslims will kill you.

01:23:31.740 That's right now.

01:23:32.620 Well, because all the Jews-

01:23:33.780 A lot of people don't know that.

01:23:34.840 All the Jews, you know, there's a lot of Jews are commies.

01:23:41.720 That's the problem.

01:23:42.580 But those are American Jews.

01:23:43.240 And like the commie-

01:23:44.260 Yes, they are.

01:23:45.300 The commies.

01:23:45.640 Yeah.

01:23:46.020 I hate commies.

01:23:46.800 The commies are the DEI and-

01:23:49.800 Yeah.

01:23:49.980 They're the ones that just tried, what's his name on the subway, Jordan Penny.

01:23:54.780 Yeah, she's a Jew.

01:23:56.060 She was on there being like, I became a prosecutor because my grandfather died in the

01:24:02.260 holocaust and so I'm going to end white supremacy.

01:24:04.520 And I'm like, there's three different things in here that don't have any connection to each

01:24:08.080 other.

01:24:08.840 No.

01:24:09.280 Those are American Jews.

01:24:10.360 And I hate, everyone hates American Jews, right?

01:24:12.220 We all agree on that.

01:24:12.640 Well, not if she's a survivor of the holocaust.

01:24:14.520 She's not.

01:24:15.660 From her family.

01:24:16.440 No, she's an American prosecutor.

01:24:19.320 She's trying to take Daniel Penny.

01:24:20.560 She's talking about Daniel Penny.

01:24:21.540 Yeah.

01:24:22.100 No, she's got a total Jew face.

01:24:23.940 She's like in her 50s or something.

01:24:25.380 She's totally, and then she's married to a lesbian Peluvian.

01:24:28.420 Yeah.

01:24:28.760 There you go.

01:24:29.560 The lesbian witch cartel.

01:24:31.600 I'm telling you.

01:24:32.080 See, that's-

01:24:32.700 That's who runs everything.

01:24:33.620 That's the problem.

01:24:34.200 I tell this my mom-

01:24:35.260 A lot of our Jews.

01:24:36.080 A lot of the lesbian witches are Jews.

01:24:38.740 It's probably, it's between 99 and 100%.

01:24:42.320 That's why a lot of people don't like Jews.

01:24:44.060 Because I tell her this all the time, because she's like, why do people not like Jews?

01:24:46.380 And I'm like, Soros, this prosecutor, the porn industry, all the stuff you're naming,

01:24:50.340 because I follow it online, those are American Jews.

01:24:52.680 Those are a little different than Israel.

01:24:53.920 They're American Jews who came over from Europe.

01:24:54.840 I wish they just changed their name.

01:24:56.400 They're communists.

01:24:57.340 Yeah.

01:24:57.700 But they're communists.

01:24:58.040 No, but why can't they just change their name?

01:25:00.440 They only keep their name to embarrass the fucking rest of us.

01:25:03.380 That's right.

01:25:03.780 They're not even Jewish.

01:25:04.400 Because we can't go, I'm so, I do that in my act.

01:25:07.340 I go, I'd like to apologize to the Gentile nations.

01:25:10.960 I love, it's my favorite joke.

01:25:11.900 For all the-

01:25:12.820 This is my theory about why.

01:25:14.700 Why?

01:25:14.820 This is my theory.

01:25:15.620 I believe that they are this elite group of satanic, pedophile psychopaths.

01:25:21.520 Yeah, they are.

01:25:22.280 Who know that what they're doing is they're using, because the Jews have traditionally

01:25:28.280 been, as I'm, you know, thrown out of multiple countries, and they've created this very strong

01:25:33.600 bond amongst themselves.

01:25:35.180 I know why, though.

01:25:36.720 Well, we'll get into it.

01:25:37.860 It's exactly what we're talking about right now.

01:25:40.480 Because in every Jewish community, everywhere, there was also, I said this on the last podcast, there

01:25:49.060 was always a small percentage that was trafficking in sin.

01:25:53.820 And so, when they were confronted by the people they preyed on, which was their neighbors, instead of kicking them out, the whole community, you know, went around them.

01:26:06.240 And that's why they got kicked out.

01:26:07.500 That's what I was going to say.

01:26:08.380 That's what I was going to say.

01:26:09.520 Right, and that's why I think you're-

01:26:11.240 Harboring a fucking predator.

01:26:14.460 And believing, like the way the ADL started, which you know, right?

01:26:19.200 Believing that just because you're accusing somebody who's in your community, that the

01:26:24.620 accusation must be because they're Jewish and not because of what they did.

01:26:27.960 That's right.

01:26:28.580 And then being afraid that now that means it's coming for all the Jews.

01:26:33.420 That's right.

01:26:33.820 And the only way we're going to stop it is if we protect this person, instead of realizing, do you want that person in your community?

01:26:39.380 No, come and take them.

01:26:40.500 Come and take them.

01:26:41.140 Get them the fuck out.

01:26:41.460 So, I, that's the experience.

01:26:42.680 My experience has been with-

01:26:44.060 You're right.

01:26:44.080 That's communism.

01:26:45.040 Yes.

01:26:45.360 Yes, it's correct.

01:26:46.220 So, my experience has been with more, like, Jewish people like you, who, I mean, I have a couple of, you know, I was just hanging out with a Jewish comedian the other day, and he's like, I came off stage, and I was like, I was like, you know, see my jokes?

01:26:59.120 He goes, I know who you are.

01:27:00.420 And then he goes, because I was like, I just want to be clear.

01:27:02.180 I make a lot of Jew jokes, and he was like, I don't care.

01:27:04.920 You don't care.

01:27:05.260 I agree.

01:27:06.560 All of this shit that's happening is wrong.

01:27:08.940 We don't want these people in our community.

01:27:10.980 So, to me, like you were saying, if you're a good person-

01:27:14.100 Yeah, it's a person.

01:27:14.460 And you have a code of morality, and you're not willing-

01:27:17.100 Yeah, no shit.

01:27:17.540 You want these people out of power as much as I do?

01:27:21.160 Yes.

01:27:22.320 Yeah.

01:27:22.920 We have to work together.

01:27:24.400 Yeah.

01:27:24.660 You know what I mean?

01:27:25.260 Yeah.

01:27:25.540 Anyway, I'm not good at-

01:27:27.080 Don't rush to the fore just because you're a big, fat black woman.

01:27:30.660 Don't rush to the mic.

01:27:31.940 If you're a big, fat black woman, you're not rushing anywhere.

01:27:35.360 But, I mean, don't rush to the mic in defense of a black minister, pedophile, rapist.

01:27:42.300 Exactly.

01:27:42.740 Please don't do that.

01:27:43.820 I think that's what I-

01:27:44.560 Just take a break.

01:27:45.580 Take a break.

01:27:46.280 Take a step back.

01:27:47.540 Let the facts emerge.

01:27:49.000 I just came up with a theory.

01:27:50.080 What?

01:27:50.260 That's what identity politics is.

01:27:52.660 It's my condition.

01:27:53.880 Indemnity politics.

01:27:54.920 Well, it's like protecting an abuser and a family.

01:27:57.560 Yeah, it is.

01:27:58.020 They do this.

01:27:58.920 This is part of your culture.

01:28:00.240 This is your identity.

01:28:01.040 If you let them come and take them, they're going to come for all of you.

01:28:03.040 So now you're protecting a fucking pedo or-

01:28:05.040 So they're manipulating.

01:28:06.240 This is what I believe, right?

01:28:07.340 That's right.

01:28:07.380 I believe they're manipulating their own communities.

01:28:09.500 I mean, they do.

01:28:09.900 That's what I say.

01:28:10.800 Everybody is.

01:28:11.280 They got the boule.

01:28:11.900 The black people got the boule.

01:28:13.560 Yep.

01:28:14.080 Which is Oprah, Jay-Z, Beyonce.

01:28:18.840 Chappelle was visited.

01:28:20.840 Chappelle.

01:28:21.680 You know, allegedly the moral spokespeople.

01:28:24.900 Yeah, every group has it.

01:28:25.360 Everyone knows who they are.

01:28:26.540 It's a mafia.

01:28:28.400 Everything's run by a mafia.

01:28:30.060 Yeah.

01:28:31.260 Is there an Albanian mafia?

01:28:33.180 Yeah, but we only do regular crime.

01:28:36.800 We just do regular crime.

01:28:38.160 Like what?

01:28:39.320 Like, do you need somebody beat up?

01:28:41.380 Good.

01:28:42.220 I've been looking for that kind of-

01:28:42.560 Do you need us to steal like a business as much?

01:28:44.480 We're not good at Ponzi schemes.

01:28:47.160 We're good at a lot of violence.

01:28:49.100 We are, because we come from that.

01:28:50.500 It was Balkan wars.

01:28:52.400 I mean, we're just warriors because of that.

01:28:54.860 Yeah.

01:28:55.000 Christ, I remember reading about some woman over there who had twins and her neighbor comes

01:29:02.060 over in the war, slices off one of her twins' heads.

01:29:06.600 Oh, God.

01:29:07.820 Kills the baby.

01:29:09.440 And then there's peace in the world and they forgive each other.

01:29:13.380 What the fuck kind of people is that?

01:29:15.440 I don't think that was my people.

01:29:17.000 Yeah.

01:29:17.360 That's not-

01:29:17.700 I know that wasn't mine either.

01:29:19.260 We're for blood.

01:29:20.040 That might have been the Serbians.

01:29:21.400 That might have been the fucking Serbs.

01:29:23.120 We can all agree they're terrible, right?

01:29:27.740 We're all-

01:29:28.580 My mom would be real proud of me if I'm like Serbs.

01:29:32.780 She hated Serbs?

01:29:34.060 No, they-

01:29:34.760 Well, they-

01:29:35.240 I mean, they have a long conflict in that region where the Serbian government tries to

01:29:41.940 genocide the populations around, specifically Albanian, Croatian, Bosnians.

01:29:46.780 I mean, that's why we were lucky that Clinton was in a sex scandal and needed a war during

01:29:53.420 that time.

01:29:54.280 That is what happened.

01:29:55.000 That is what happened.

01:29:56.080 But, you know, we kind of benefited because they were committing an ethnic genocide.

01:29:59.980 Yeah, absolutely.

01:30:00.680 They went into Kosovo, which is a 95 to 98% ethnic Albanian territory.

01:30:06.160 It's been Albanian for thousands of years.

01:30:08.540 Thousands of years, yes.

01:30:09.340 And they were genociding people because they wanted the land and they invent these bullshit

01:30:15.160 stories, how-

01:30:16.580 It's always the UK inventing the bullshit story.

01:30:19.120 Did you notice that?

01:30:20.000 Well, they're-

01:30:20.680 These guys are backed up by Russia, unfortunately.

01:30:23.020 Oh, that-

01:30:23.720 Okay.

01:30:24.600 Russia's just as bad.

01:30:25.780 Yeah.

01:30:26.300 So, they're-

01:30:26.980 That's what they were doing and if it hadn't been for America coming in, they would have

01:30:32.080 been genocide.

01:30:32.640 I mean, they were killing-

01:30:33.800 It was-

01:30:34.340 Yeah.

01:30:35.360 People still don't know where some of their kids are from that time because they were

01:30:38.460 taken to prison.

01:30:39.000 It's horrible.

01:30:40.220 It's horrible.

01:30:40.920 So, and then it's not just us, you know?

01:30:43.340 I'm like, it's not-

01:30:44.300 If it'd be one thing if, like, only Albanians hated Serbs, but you go to that part of the

01:30:47.820 world and they're like, the Bosnians hate them because it just- because they want that

01:30:51.880 land and they're not from there.

01:30:53.420 They came down from the Russian region and started mixing with native populations and

01:30:58.060 now they invent these whole histories that are totally fraudulent.

01:31:01.440 And I'm like, Albanian is actually one of the oldest languages on the Indo-European

01:31:06.360 branch.

01:31:06.740 That means we have been there before anybody else was there.

01:31:12.200 So, it's BS, but, you know-

01:31:14.040 We know all about that.

01:31:16.120 That's very similar to Israel.

01:31:16.520 Yeah, we know a lot of that history.

01:31:18.180 It's like all that history there in that part of the world.

01:31:22.280 It's-

01:31:22.720 It's all a land grab.

01:31:24.780 It's all mafia territory.

01:31:26.060 It's a lot to go through.

01:31:27.820 Yeah.

01:31:28.420 Well, it's Russia wanting sea access.

01:31:32.940 Yeah.

01:31:33.600 They want sea access.

01:31:34.760 It's territory.

01:31:35.360 That's all it is.

01:31:36.200 Ports.

01:31:36.400 It's always the same thing.

01:31:37.580 Ports.

01:31:37.980 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 Ports and resources.

01:31:40.360 There's nothing else.

01:31:41.200 Yeah.

01:31:41.380 People's fucking religions-

01:31:42.540 And children's buckles.

01:31:43.860 And children's buckles.

01:31:44.340 Well, that's the new resource.

01:31:45.220 No, Jake, what did I say?

01:31:46.540 I go, this whole world is run on boy ass.

01:31:50.040 Yeah.

01:31:50.540 The whole fucking thing is boy ass.

01:31:52.040 You know?

01:31:53.180 Talk about-

01:31:53.740 It's not even-

01:31:54.160 They don't even like girl ass.

01:31:55.560 That's what I was going to say.

01:31:57.000 What happened to-

01:31:57.640 That was my one value as a woman has been taken away from me.

01:32:00.320 Yeah.

01:32:00.860 They don't care about that.

01:32:02.900 They don't have any power.

01:32:03.620 The bonus hole.

01:32:04.420 No power with these gays.

01:32:06.440 Did you hear about the bonus hole?

01:32:08.000 That's what they call the vagina.

01:32:09.700 They call the vagina the bonus hole?

01:32:11.060 Yeah.

01:32:11.600 In the medical community.

01:32:12.180 On those-

01:32:12.920 On the insurance documents where you go to get your vagina turned into a-

01:32:19.180 Oh, right.

01:32:19.480 Can't penis.

01:32:20.200 Right.

01:32:20.480 Ugh.

01:32:20.820 By taking all the skin off your arm and putting it on there.

01:32:23.420 I've seen that.

01:32:24.340 It's just disgusting.

01:32:26.020 Talk about-

01:32:26.680 But that's the party line of compassion, by the way.

01:32:29.920 Yeah.

01:32:30.420 That's compassionate.

01:32:31.000 Self-mutilation, yeah.

01:32:31.880 That's compassion.

01:32:32.360 Genital mutilation is what they're doing.

01:32:34.260 I always think like, okay, they are trying to get us to genital mutilation.

01:32:40.160 I get it.

01:32:41.100 It's all the caliphate in disguise.

01:32:43.640 Yeah.

01:32:43.960 Little tiny steps towards that.

01:32:46.000 Where they're going to make me wear a fucking garbage bag over my-

01:32:49.140 Oh, yeah.

01:32:49.920 That's what-

01:32:50.460 I get so mad when I see that.

01:32:52.060 I'm like, if you want-

01:32:53.120 You have a whole country where you're allowed to do that.

01:32:55.460 Yeah.

01:32:55.760 I feel like the West-

01:32:56.920 Hundreds of countries-

01:32:58.380 The whole West-

01:32:59.240 There's a billion of them.

01:32:59.860 Should make it illegal.

01:33:01.460 Yeah.

01:33:02.180 That's how I feel.

01:33:02.940 It's illegal for me to go in their country without one.

01:33:05.500 Right.

01:33:05.960 Right.

01:33:06.300 So, same rules.

01:33:07.860 We're way too tolerant over here.

01:33:09.440 Way too-

01:33:09.900 Way too tolerant.

01:33:10.360 We're taught-

01:33:11.020 And what I mean is we're too tolerant of evil bullshit.

01:33:14.540 That's right.

01:33:15.280 No, these are our values.

01:33:16.900 And yes, we value our values.

01:33:19.320 We think our values are superior.

01:33:21.460 That's why we live by them.

01:33:22.760 That's right.

01:33:23.280 You think your values are superior, so you live by them.

01:33:25.820 Yeah.

01:33:26.480 No problem.

01:33:27.680 Yeah.

01:33:27.980 You know-

01:33:28.180 Exactly.

01:33:28.860 But then we also have to stop going into their countries and bombing them.

01:33:31.900 Yeah.

01:33:32.500 Well, somebody said, you want to look at, you want the shorthand of it, it goes like this.

01:33:38.540 The American government did it, and then they tried to cover it up.

01:33:42.780 Yeah.

01:33:43.040 That's good.

01:33:44.020 Yeah.

01:33:44.540 That's the answer to everything.

01:33:46.920 Yeah.

01:33:48.740 Wow.

01:33:49.080 I mean, when they're going to hire these private contractors, I mean, you're from New York,

01:33:55.260 yeah?

01:33:55.600 Yeah.

01:33:57.120 You've been on the street of New York in New York.

01:34:00.040 Yep.

01:34:00.460 There's always construction.

01:34:02.120 You know what people means by private contractors, right?

01:34:06.720 Oh, yeah.

01:34:08.780 Right?

01:34:09.460 Yep.

01:34:09.980 Yep.

01:34:10.720 It's just like, you know, just crime.

01:34:14.500 The government is crime, you know?

01:34:16.960 Yeah.

01:34:17.500 It's organized crime.

01:34:18.680 It's organized crime.

01:34:19.600 And the last thing it wants is to serve any people or public.

01:34:24.380 Yeah.

01:34:24.900 Well, they're operating like a mafia now.

01:34:26.920 They are, absolutely.

01:34:27.920 Like I said, the biggest sin writing for, in a sitcom back in my day was, write anything

01:34:36.460 funny.

01:34:38.220 They didn't, ooh, they did not like that.

01:34:41.180 They don't like funny.

01:34:42.640 They don't.

01:34:43.940 I know.

01:34:44.520 Fucking Stalinists hate funny.

01:34:47.100 They try to co-op it and make it be all, you know, butt juice and wiener jokes.

01:34:51.960 But that's why I loved your shit, because it is like, man, you went, you're going deep.

01:34:57.800 You're deep, deep, deep.

01:34:58.720 That's brave.

01:35:00.060 And you know you're brave.

01:35:02.480 So it's cool.

01:35:04.880 That's a new thing.

01:35:06.780 It's a new thing for...

01:35:08.060 It's important, too.

01:35:09.060 It's the most important thing.

01:35:10.120 Yeah, it's very important.

01:35:11.260 Can you give me some offensive jokes before you leave?

01:35:13.240 I know I should pass.

01:35:13.440 Yeah, but what do you want to do first?

01:35:15.200 Do you want to, like, write something and be in it?

01:35:18.080 Or you're just happy doing what you're doing?

01:35:20.280 Or you're going back on the pole?

01:35:22.180 Or what?

01:35:23.920 You know, everybody starts life where they ended it, Roseanne.

01:35:28.080 On the pole.

01:35:32.360 You know, my goal is to be an independent, successful creator beginning to end.

01:35:41.440 Cool.

01:35:42.020 Because I don't want to ever have to compromise on anything.

01:35:44.460 I might be wrong about stuff.

01:35:46.100 I'm open to that.

01:35:47.180 But I'm not open to lying.

01:35:49.200 Yeah, no shit.

01:35:49.420 So if I know something...

01:35:50.560 I get it.

01:35:51.160 And I can't talk about it, that's a problem.

01:35:53.360 Yeah.

01:35:53.500 I don't ever want to be in a room with a bunch of execs who are like,

01:35:56.580 I can't really make these jokes anymore, you know?

01:36:00.580 Or we're taking your firstborn.

01:36:02.620 And I'm like...

01:36:03.240 Yeah, no shit.

01:36:04.180 Yeah, that's not going to work for me.

01:36:06.120 You know, I did have a dream when I was younger to, like, actually, like, write a sitcom.

01:36:09.720 I did write one and filmed it and everything.

01:36:11.960 It was a lot of fun.

01:36:13.040 And again, it was funny.

01:36:14.400 So it never got picked up.

01:36:15.580 So it wouldn't get picked up then.

01:36:16.540 Yeah, it didn't get picked up.

01:36:18.140 All racy, fun jokes.

01:36:19.900 Oh, no.

01:36:20.520 They hate you.

01:36:21.000 That can't be.

01:36:21.880 Actually funny.

01:36:22.760 You know what I mean?

01:36:23.280 Oh, yeah.

01:36:23.640 It can't be.

01:36:24.320 They'll just put it in the corner and then pick off its bones.

01:36:29.060 Right.

01:36:29.500 Over the next 10 years, steal every joke in it, every good line.

01:36:33.360 But anyway, continue.

01:36:34.520 So, yeah.

01:36:35.500 I mean, I'd love to get on a Mel Gibson set and just do some Passion of the Christ stuff

01:36:41.060 with him.

01:36:41.960 That would be fun.

01:36:42.880 That would be fun.

01:36:44.240 I just saw him on Joe Rogan.

01:36:45.920 Yeah.

01:36:46.220 He was...

01:36:46.740 I mean, he's one of us.

01:36:48.380 You know, he sees the conspiracy side of the government and he talks about it.

01:36:52.700 Yeah.

01:36:53.160 They definitely probably pumped him full of meds, too, if they could.

01:36:56.840 He's seen it all.

01:36:57.960 I know that.

01:36:58.860 You know?

01:36:59.440 You don't see it all, talk about it, and survive, really.

01:37:03.420 You know?

01:37:04.400 I remember my lunch with old Mel.

01:37:07.020 Me, too.

01:37:07.840 I love him.

01:37:08.700 I had my own.

01:37:09.940 It was fascinating.

01:37:10.360 He's always been nice to me and a good person to me.

01:37:13.340 He seems like he's motivated by these sort of noble qualities that we admire.

01:37:19.760 Well, he's autistic like we all are.

01:37:21.760 Oh, well, that's...

01:37:22.340 I mean, we're all kind of like fucking autistic.

01:37:24.960 I say retarded, but that's fine.

01:37:26.360 Oh, retarded.

01:37:27.500 The retard spectrum.

01:37:29.260 Yeah.

01:37:31.320 But, well, we're like a dog with a bone.

01:37:34.040 We just are trying to shake it loose, you know?

01:37:36.200 Yeah.

01:37:36.760 Try to get to...

01:37:37.460 I'm just trying to get...

01:37:38.480 My thing is like, yeah, I want to do stand-up.

01:37:40.520 I want to...

01:37:41.400 If I make something that's...

01:37:43.160 I don't have to compromise myself on, cool, we'll do that.

01:37:47.560 But I just want to be able to depend on myself, you know?

01:37:51.380 Yeah.

01:37:51.520 And have my own audience and...

01:37:54.540 I don't really care too much about...

01:37:56.660 I used to care so much about fame and money and all this stuff.

01:38:00.200 And then I think you just get to a point where you go,

01:38:03.100 none of that is really real.

01:38:05.360 No, it ain't real.

01:38:06.220 You know, everybody who's kissing your ass when you're famous,

01:38:08.840 they're just doing it because they think everybody else is kissing your ass.

01:38:12.160 And they're like, oh, can I get something from you?

01:38:14.320 Can I get something from you?

01:38:15.320 Can I get something from you?

01:38:16.180 And it's so disgusting.

01:38:18.220 You're like, you stop...

01:38:18.980 Then you realize you stop being a human being to other people.

01:38:21.660 Yeah.

01:38:21.680 And you're just a cash cow.

01:38:23.840 Yeah.

01:38:24.280 And also then, you know, you don't get any kind of real feedback.

01:38:27.080 Like, if you go on stage and everybody's laughing because you're...

01:38:30.500 They love you.

01:38:31.060 You're like, I can't tell if this is funny now.

01:38:33.040 Yeah.

01:38:33.380 That's...

01:38:33.860 You get no feedback.

01:38:35.320 No good.

01:38:36.000 You don't want that.

01:38:37.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:37.640 No, because you want honest.

01:38:39.360 Because honestly, like, you know, I get real mad at my fiance because he'll be like,

01:38:43.060 you know, you got to listen to your sets.

01:38:44.560 And I'm like, what does that mean?

01:38:45.740 And he's like, you got to tighten it up.

01:38:46.840 I'm like, everybody loves me.

01:38:48.520 He's like, I love you because I'm telling you the truth.

01:38:50.940 You know?

01:38:51.340 And he's right.

01:38:51.860 I know he's right.

01:38:52.540 I'm just being a woman.

01:38:53.620 Just listen to yourself.

01:38:54.840 Cut him out.

01:38:55.460 I see what you're doing.

01:38:57.960 You're trying to make him be the straw man.

01:39:00.480 Listen to your own shit.

01:39:02.720 Yeah.

01:39:03.060 Because that'll blow your mind worse than anybody can tell you any truth.

01:39:08.080 Because hearing yourself is the truth.

01:39:10.680 Yeah.

01:39:10.920 That's why I didn't want to watch myself today.

01:39:13.420 Yeah.

01:39:13.780 I was mad at you.

01:39:13.980 Because I did this video.

01:39:15.240 And I'm like, I cannot watch myself acting like an idiot.

01:39:17.920 It's so hard.

01:39:18.780 Did you watch it ever?

01:39:21.060 I did watch it.

01:39:22.140 Was it hard?

01:39:22.720 I thought it was great.

01:39:24.140 She's in a rap video with Tom McDonald.

01:39:25.860 Do you know who that is?

01:39:26.520 You're not supposed to tell anyone that.

01:39:27.460 I do.

01:39:27.660 Yeah, I can.

01:39:27.680 This isn't even...

01:39:28.280 It comes out Friday.

01:39:29.220 This will air next week.

01:39:29.980 It's already out.

01:39:30.800 It's already out right now.

01:39:31.880 Oh, I'm so scared.

01:39:33.660 She did a rap.

01:39:34.520 She twerks in it.

01:39:35.700 I did twerk.

01:39:36.500 But you know, I have no ass cheeks at all.

01:39:38.340 Right.

01:39:38.760 So it was something other than twerk it.

01:39:41.360 Yeah.

01:39:41.540 It doesn't come with...

01:39:43.200 It doesn't...

01:39:44.120 Yeah.

01:39:44.240 It's not exactly what you could call twerking.

01:39:46.920 No.

01:39:47.180 Okay.

01:39:47.580 Since it's just like somebody's back with a slight crack up it at the bottom.

01:39:54.760 It's quick cuts.

01:39:55.700 Were you in a thong?

01:39:56.960 No.

01:39:57.460 Well then.

01:39:57.880 Unfortunately, I kept my outfit on.

01:40:01.120 They're big black pants.

01:40:03.660 And I just wanted to act like a fool and it was fun.

01:40:08.100 Oh, that's good.

01:40:08.780 Because comedy is just the greatest fucking thing.

01:40:11.040 It is.

01:40:11.560 A lot...

01:40:11.780 At the end of the day, I mean, we can get so serious about it, but at the end of the

01:40:14.500 day, we're being...

01:40:15.620 We're clowns.

01:40:16.640 We are clowns.

01:40:17.660 Exactly.

01:40:17.840 We're clowns.

01:40:18.440 We're trying to make you laugh.

01:40:19.920 Uh-huh.

01:40:20.160 Sometimes we're trying to make you laugh by deprogramming you.

01:40:22.920 Yeah.

01:40:23.180 And sometimes we're just being idiots.

01:40:25.960 Yeah.

01:40:26.680 Or trying to fuck with you because you're an idiot.

01:40:28.860 Right.

01:40:29.200 Or trying to fuck with you because you're an idiot and that's fun.

01:40:31.760 It is fun.

01:40:33.000 Well, tell Jake a couple of your worst...

01:40:34.820 Just your most offensive jokes.

01:40:36.220 Tell us your worst jokes.

01:40:36.540 I mean, I love you.

01:40:37.200 I follow you, so I know.

01:40:38.520 What's my most...

01:40:39.060 Not everyone that listens in this show.

01:40:40.220 Well, your Jew joke is offensive.

01:40:41.540 My Jew joke's pretty offensive.

01:40:42.620 Which one?

01:40:43.200 Yeah, it's good.

01:40:43.440 Should I do that one?

01:40:44.240 Yeah.

01:40:44.360 Do all of them.

01:40:44.940 Yeah.

01:40:46.460 I said...

01:40:47.060 I can see my mom watching this.

01:40:48.560 Oh, yeah.

01:40:49.120 I said, do you think 9-11 was an inside job or do you think it was the Jews?

01:40:53.060 Yeah.

01:40:55.220 And then I said, I recently found out that the Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries.

01:41:01.960 That's a lot.

01:41:02.940 Yeah.

01:41:03.280 You know, you got to start wondering why.

01:41:07.440 Is it really just because they're mildly annoying and kind of cheap?

01:41:14.020 That's like a woman telling you every single one of her ex-boyfriends beat her.

01:41:19.080 At a certain point, you got to wonder, maybe she was a Jew.

01:41:25.740 I know this joke.

01:41:26.860 My favorite.

01:41:27.400 Brilliant.

01:41:28.080 So, that's probably my most...

01:41:30.280 What people would consider my most offensive joke.

01:41:32.200 Really?

01:41:32.520 I don't even consider that one of your most offensive.

01:41:34.700 The fat women and black guys that I saw.

01:41:37.700 Oh, that's a good one, too.

01:41:38.780 I thought that was more offensive.

01:41:40.120 Fat white women with black boyfriends.

01:41:41.540 You didn't really have a choice.

01:41:42.500 I mean...

01:41:42.960 Oh, yeah.

01:41:43.400 Where I say where a fat white woman will get with a black dude and she's like, see, I'm

01:41:48.420 not racist.

01:41:49.280 And I'm like, come on, Cheryl.

01:41:52.220 It's not like you had a choice.

01:41:55.280 And then...

01:41:56.160 And then I say, it's like a black dude being like, I don't even like them skinny white girls.

01:42:00.820 And I'm like, come on, Daryl.

01:42:03.060 It's not like you had a choice, either.

01:42:05.960 It's true.

01:42:07.180 I had a lot of people being like, this is so racist.

01:42:09.780 I'm like, which way?

01:42:11.060 Yeah.

01:42:11.440 It's racist all around.

01:42:13.420 Yeah.

01:42:14.480 They don't even know what racist means.

01:42:16.260 No, they don't.

01:42:17.160 They keep shifting the meaning.

01:42:18.600 I'm like, if you say, oh, I hate a group based on their attributes, you're wrong.

01:42:23.800 If you're saying, do I notice differences in patterns?

01:42:27.040 You're right.

01:42:27.880 That's right.

01:42:28.580 Yeah, I do do that.

01:42:29.580 Like, we say that, like, you know, but they miss a lot.

01:42:34.320 I think that people miss a lot about the Jews when they're focusing on these things everybody

01:42:41.260 knows about.

01:42:42.280 They're missing out on a lot of levels.

01:42:45.500 Oh, when they're just focusing on undermining currencies?

01:42:48.400 Yeah, undermining currencies and like, you know, insider trading and, you know...

01:42:56.780 Child human trafficking.

01:42:57.720 Yeah.

01:42:58.840 Blackmailing.

01:42:59.580 Yeah.

01:42:59.820 The government officials.

01:43:01.060 Epstein Island and stuff.

01:43:02.120 All that stuff.

01:43:02.760 That's just...

01:43:03.460 HSBC Bank and all that.

01:43:03.980 What you're missing is the latkes.

01:43:08.120 That's what you're missing.

01:43:09.540 No.

01:43:10.380 You're missing that there's more than one kind of a Jew.

01:43:15.180 That is true.

01:43:15.960 That's the thing.

01:43:17.040 Like, they're just trying to sell me out to cover their ass because I'm their collateral

01:43:23.420 damage, which I realized this a long time ago because my dad's told me that.

01:43:28.380 My dad said, oh, they're just trying to get the Jews in one place to drop one bomb.

01:43:33.560 Oh, wow.

01:43:34.280 Well, that's...

01:43:34.840 They actually have a policy.

01:43:36.120 I think it's called the Hannibal Directive.

01:43:38.920 Yeah, they do.

01:43:39.460 Where they sacrifice their own kind for the agenda of the bigger, let's say, Zionist state

01:43:47.620 agenda.

01:43:48.420 What's that?

01:43:49.200 What does that?

01:43:50.200 The Hannibal option is when they're willing to kill their own Jews or even they kill them

01:43:54.720 themselves and then blame it on whatever foreign entity they want to go to war with or they

01:44:00.100 want to blame.

01:44:01.280 So they don't care.

01:44:02.300 They'll let some of their own guy.

01:44:04.040 Well, that sounds a lot like those Satan worshiper types.

01:44:10.120 Yeah.

01:44:10.380 I mean, it's human sacrifice.

01:44:11.560 Yeah, it is human sacrifice.

01:44:12.520 That's the same way they're like, you know, they'll push this abortion stuff.

01:44:17.120 They don't care if some Jewish women get an abortion.

01:44:19.140 That's fine.

01:44:19.880 As long as we can get the people that we want to get an abortion getting an abortion.

01:44:22.980 No shit.

01:44:23.680 We'll have to sacrifice some of our own.

01:44:24.960 Big deal.

01:44:25.400 They're stupid enough to do it.

01:44:26.540 Big deal.

01:44:27.760 Yes.

01:44:28.020 This is our goal.

01:44:29.180 That's exactly right.

01:44:30.920 It's so shameful and horrible that they wouldn't even be awake to any of that.

01:44:35.020 Yeah.

01:44:35.200 But what makes you awake to that is what makes you a comic, right?

01:44:40.880 Yeah.

01:44:41.340 Did you always see it?

01:44:42.720 I always was a conspiracy theorist, distrustful of authority, distrustful of the government.

01:44:49.440 They got me for a short period of time because the people that were anti-government used to be the liberals.

01:44:55.780 We were the ones.

01:44:56.940 They were the ones who were checking their power, right?

01:44:59.140 Because at that point you had, you know, the Reagan neocons going to war, pushing the war, right?

01:45:04.480 So the libs were awake.

01:45:06.100 They were anti it.

01:45:07.040 They were calling out the 9-11 inside job stuff.

01:45:10.240 They were calling out the big banks.

01:45:11.800 But they got us because they put Obama, smooth talking black man that everybody's like, oh, he's cool.

01:45:18.000 They got him in and they got everybody corralled under this.

01:45:23.540 Wait, don't look at the big bank failure and us taking out your house.

01:45:27.820 Look over here.

01:45:29.200 Cops are killing black criminals.

01:45:31.320 Wait, they're innocent.

01:45:32.140 They're young little black boys.

01:45:33.580 Because everybody get into identity politics.

01:45:36.300 That's how they got us.

01:45:37.540 Yeah.

01:45:37.740 I agree.

01:45:38.100 But because we used to be, that used to be the, you know, we're not taking any shit, the party of the people that got a lot of us that way.

01:45:45.740 That's why we lost so many good people that way.

01:45:47.380 And so I'm cautious.

01:45:48.100 Like, I'm a fan of Trump a lot, but I'm caught, I'm not, I'm not getting swept up in any hysteria.

01:45:53.600 If he starts any of his antics or any of his shit, I'm out of that too.

01:45:57.260 That's how I feel too.

01:45:58.480 I'm not, this isn't no cult following where you get to do whatever you want and we're just going to be like, America's back.

01:46:04.040 That's right.

01:46:04.480 Are you pulling that same shit where you're trying to corral us now from this side?

01:46:07.940 Absolutely not.

01:46:08.680 We're out.

01:46:09.420 That's right.

01:46:10.040 Because we are awake.

01:46:11.800 We're going to stay that way.

01:46:13.220 Yep.

01:46:14.360 I loved having you here.

01:46:16.280 Oh, thanks for having me.

01:46:17.080 This was so fun.

01:46:18.080 Oh my God.

01:46:18.660 You have to come back.

01:46:19.680 I have to tell you all the other shit.

01:46:22.480 I need it.

01:46:22.860 I would love to.

01:46:23.620 I would love to.

01:46:24.120 I'm here now.

01:46:24.720 So I'll be here.

01:46:25.340 We're going back to Texas.

01:46:26.560 Well, I'm going to come here even when you're not here.

01:46:29.080 That's fine.

01:46:29.580 Yeah, you're welcome.

01:46:31.340 I'm going to hold myself to your house.

01:46:33.300 Absolutely.

01:46:34.420 We love it.

01:46:35.260 I'm going to film TikTok videos from inside your house for the next five days.

01:46:42.520 Maybe somebody can suggest how I can fix some shit.

01:46:46.560 Yeah, fix it while you're here, actually.

01:46:48.380 You don't know how to fix anything.

01:46:49.800 No, but I'll pretend that I do.

01:46:52.820 All right.

01:46:53.660 Well, we loved having you.

01:46:55.140 Thanks for having me.

01:46:59.580 My patience is growing thin

01:47:02.520 With this synthetic world

01:47:10.600 We're living in

The Roseanne Barr Podcast - February 07, 2025

The Most Offensive Comic, Leonarda Jonie ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #086

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