This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 23, 2017


1-23-17 ｜ This Past Weekend #6


Episode Stats

Length

51 minutes

Words per Minute

186.57881

Word Count

9,608

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

69

Hate Speech Sentences

55


Summary

On this episode of the pod, the crew talks about the recent passing of Kobe Bryant, the recent homeless crisis in Los Angeles, and some other things that have been going on in the world. Also, we talk about a little bit of sensuality.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 there it is
00:00:02.800 there it is guys
00:00:10.320 got a new prezzy in
00:00:13.960 it's monday january 23rd
00:00:17.220 and that is hail to the chief
00:00:19.620 that's the song they play man
00:00:21.880 probably cop that from the native americans
00:00:24.400 back in the day i wonder if that burns them a little
00:00:26.580 you know hail to the chief knowing that uh
00:00:29.100 you know that honestly probably a lot of whites took their land
00:00:32.660 and a lot of europeans i'm betting a lot of time it's just really generalized
00:00:36.520 that whites did it but i'm betting there were a lot of europeans
00:00:39.720 there on horses as well i got some tea uh i'm not feeling that
00:00:45.440 that well um i don't know what i got i just got like a
00:00:49.700 kind of a head just fluish kind of thing i think
00:00:52.440 they had this homeless dude right and you know
00:00:55.920 i respect the homeless bro
00:00:57.880 i've lived i've lived in some shitty places i've never
00:01:01.040 lived i slept in a ball pit one night
00:01:04.400 actually when i first got to la
00:01:06.260 the first couple of nights i was here
00:01:09.500 a buddy of mine and i
00:01:11.340 were looking for a place right we're looking for
00:01:13.540 an apartment
00:01:14.040 so we didn't have a place to sleep
00:01:16.760 so what we did was uh
00:01:19.300 at night we would jump over the fence
00:01:21.300 at the mcdonald's off of wilshire boulevard
00:01:24.440 uh here in los angeles
00:01:26.620 and we would sleep in the ball pit
00:01:29.760 you know the play uh the play area
00:01:32.320 we would sleep in the ball pit right
00:01:34.240 so the first night we're in there
00:01:36.460 you know and it's cool
00:01:37.720 it's kind of uh
00:01:39.180 it was a little cold
00:01:40.540 it was a little cold but you get under the balls
00:01:42.440 it's not as bad you know your body heat kind of builds up
00:01:45.080 and we were wearing a lot of extra winter
00:01:47.240 you know attire
00:01:48.400 then the second night
00:01:50.660 same thing we're in there
00:01:51.860 and during the day we're checking out seedy places
00:01:54.100 and you know trying to figure out
00:01:55.460 what we can get approved for
00:01:56.880 uh to get a lease
00:01:58.920 the third night we're in the pit
00:02:00.840 you know we jump in after they shut down
00:02:03.640 they shut at 11
00:02:04.520 get out of there at 5
00:02:06.440 and we're talking
00:02:08.380 we're in the ball pit
00:02:09.440 and uh
00:02:10.560 all of a sudden there's like an asian dude
00:02:13.020 on the slide
00:02:13.660 from the slide we hear a guy say
00:02:15.640 hey can you guys keep it down out there
00:02:18.180 there was another guy sleeping on the
00:02:21.120 on the plastic slide
00:02:22.800 that came down into the ball pit
00:02:24.460 so I think it was an asian dude
00:02:26.200 he sounded asian
00:02:27.060 could have been a guy with a lisp
00:02:28.420 or with um
00:02:29.360 you know uh
00:02:31.540 what else could he have had
00:02:32.900 maybe a
00:02:33.440 part of his tongue was damaged
00:02:35.260 or something
00:02:35.620 but he sounded asian
00:02:36.440 sounded like an asian gentleman
00:02:37.560 uh so
00:02:38.740 so I guess I have been a little bit homeless
00:02:40.600 that's as homeless as I've been
00:02:41.920 but outside of that
00:02:42.940 I've lived in some real shitholes
00:02:44.360 uh grew up in a shithole
00:02:46.040 um
00:02:47.160 but anyway
00:02:48.240 I
00:02:48.640 I borrowed a homeless guy
00:02:49.940 was like
00:02:50.540 you know doing raps
00:02:52.000 and I respect that
00:02:53.480 you know it's something
00:02:54.000 you know you gotta come up
00:02:55.100 I've never really heard of a guy
00:02:56.620 going from homeless to
00:02:58.000 you know
00:02:59.300 to um
00:03:00.040 to pop sensation
00:03:01.440 but
00:03:01.860 but it could happen
00:03:03.360 and so the dude
00:03:05.120 he gave me his headphones
00:03:06.620 like listen to this
00:03:07.640 listen to this
00:03:08.380 hit
00:03:08.800 you know it's gotta be
00:03:10.240 of course it's a hit
00:03:11.180 bruh
00:03:11.460 I haven't even heard it
00:03:12.380 you know
00:03:13.240 let me judge that
00:03:14.420 um
00:03:15.440 but anyway
00:03:16.200 he put his headphones
00:03:16.980 he gave me his headphones
00:03:17.600 and I put them in my ears
00:03:19.060 and that I think
00:03:20.680 was the bad move
00:03:21.660 because after that
00:03:22.640 I just felt
00:03:23.560 my brain
00:03:24.740 and my head
00:03:25.500 and everything
00:03:25.900 I just felt squirrely
00:03:27.160 so
00:03:27.660 so I just shouldn't have
00:03:29.300 borrowed uh
00:03:30.060 shouldn't have borrowed
00:03:30.880 that dude's headphones
00:03:31.860 so that's just a note
00:03:33.380 for the future
00:03:33.960 you know
00:03:34.260 don't use
00:03:35.000 you know
00:03:36.240 use your own headphones
00:03:37.100 don't go
00:03:37.660 don't borrow a homeless guy's
00:03:39.000 headphones
00:03:39.360 anyhow uh
00:03:40.680 it's January 23rd
00:03:43.460 hail to the chief
00:03:53.440 hail to the chief
00:03:55.860 uh
00:03:57.180 this chief
00:03:57.780 what have I been up to man
00:03:58.840 been feeling okay man
00:04:01.040 some indecisiveness recently
00:04:02.600 um
00:04:03.700 we're gonna get into
00:04:04.380 a couple of things
00:04:05.020 in a minute
00:04:05.440 into some of the news
00:04:06.720 I'm gonna talk about uh
00:04:08.380 a little bit of sensuality
00:04:09.780 give you guys a little
00:04:10.920 sensual report on
00:04:12.040 you know
00:04:12.740 some sensual stuff
00:04:13.740 I've been going through
00:04:14.920 and dealing with
00:04:15.960 uh
00:04:16.940 what else
00:04:17.520 we'll talk about
00:04:18.640 uh
00:04:19.460 we got a request from a fan
00:04:20.740 via Snapchat
00:04:21.420 uh
00:04:22.620 we have
00:04:23.380 I promised you guys
00:04:24.740 I'd talk about uh
00:04:25.760 some oral
00:04:26.320 you know
00:04:27.380 different oral sensual
00:04:28.320 activities that I had
00:04:29.360 when I was younger
00:04:30.080 um
00:04:31.140 and uh
00:04:31.800 a couple more sounds
00:04:32.660 I got a few more sounds
00:04:33.640 I just
00:04:34.040 kind of went through my brain
00:04:35.400 and found some sounds
00:04:36.280 that I make
00:04:36.840 so
00:04:37.060 that's what's on the docket
00:04:38.400 uh
00:04:40.140 what man
00:04:41.540 I was feeling indecisive
00:04:42.500 I had a
00:04:42.900 you know
00:04:44.220 I didn't
00:04:45.120 I get in this thing
00:04:46.800 where like I'm hungry
00:04:47.520 but I don't have any food
00:04:48.500 you know
00:04:49.220 and I have money to get food
00:04:50.960 you know
00:04:51.340 I'm thankful for that
00:04:52.080 but
00:04:52.300 so I'm at the grocery store
00:04:54.120 you know
00:04:54.520 I finally get
00:04:55.280 you know
00:04:55.560 give in to my desires
00:04:57.040 of my stomach
00:04:58.260 and I get over there
00:04:59.280 and they got the yogurts
00:05:01.360 bruh
00:05:01.760 right
00:05:02.260 I'm in the yogurt section
00:05:03.640 and um
00:05:05.240 and I like the dairy section
00:05:07.040 man
00:05:07.220 I'm a dairy guy
00:05:08.120 you know
00:05:08.460 I'm lactose intolerant
00:05:09.560 but I'm brave
00:05:10.320 you know
00:05:11.220 I get out there
00:05:12.000 and those
00:05:12.460 you know
00:05:13.320 I mean
00:05:13.500 you're out in those
00:05:14.020 fart streets
00:05:14.740 a lot of times
00:05:15.520 bruh
00:05:15.740 if you choose to do dairy
00:05:16.920 and if your system
00:05:18.100 isn't really
00:05:18.760 you know
00:05:20.120 isn't
00:05:20.780 you know
00:05:21.140 doesn't have the proper
00:05:21.780 gradient
00:05:22.300 uh
00:05:23.060 for dairy
00:05:23.560 you know
00:05:24.660 you can kind of
00:05:25.260 you kind of
00:05:25.700 can live in those
00:05:26.440 fart streets
00:05:27.260 so
00:05:28.340 they got the yogurts
00:05:29.860 dude
00:05:30.180 and
00:05:30.980 the
00:05:32.200 uh
00:05:32.540 the yogurts
00:05:33.220 it was uh
00:05:33.780 it was
00:05:34.220 eight for four dollars
00:05:36.220 now
00:05:37.400 that's a deal
00:05:38.680 bruh
00:05:39.080 that's a deal
00:05:40.040 you know
00:05:41.100 and the problem was
00:05:42.340 I start picking them out
00:05:43.400 and I just get bit by
00:05:45.320 something that always
00:05:47.160 plagues me
00:05:47.600 is I'm indecisive
00:05:48.540 you know
00:05:49.100 and I know
00:05:49.540 one of the
00:05:50.020 one of the
00:05:50.600 one of the
00:05:51.640 one of the
00:05:53.120 cornerstones
00:05:53.680 of a real champion
00:05:54.680 human
00:05:55.280 and of a good man
00:05:56.740 is that
00:05:57.340 you know
00:05:57.940 he's decisive
00:05:58.600 and I'm trying to be
00:05:59.640 more decisive
00:06:00.380 you know
00:06:01.240 I know that I
00:06:01.780 struggle with it
00:06:02.600 and I want to do it
00:06:03.980 better
00:06:04.160 you know
00:06:04.360 I want to make
00:06:04.800 decisions better
00:06:05.360 but they got
00:06:05.920 eight for four dollars
00:06:07.080 but they got
00:06:07.780 they got thirty
00:06:09.080 flavors of yogurt
00:06:10.020 you know
00:06:10.980 like when I was young
00:06:12.460 they had two
00:06:13.880 they had blueberry
00:06:14.900 and they had
00:06:16.360 strawberry
00:06:16.840 bruh
00:06:17.960 you know
00:06:18.440 and then they also
00:06:19.760 had nothing
00:06:20.440 that was the third
00:06:21.140 flavor
00:06:21.440 remember that
00:06:22.040 you ever accidentally
00:06:23.100 get the nothing
00:06:23.860 flavor
00:06:24.360 you know
00:06:25.520 like you would get
00:06:26.300 and you open it up
00:06:27.860 you'd think it's
00:06:28.260 blueberry or strawberry
00:06:28.880 but it's nothing
00:06:29.940 bruh
00:06:30.340 it just tastes
00:06:31.540 like a
00:06:31.960 like a
00:06:32.720 like a bucket
00:06:33.700 of milk
00:06:34.100 just gestated
00:06:35.160 into your mouth
00:06:35.920 you know
00:06:36.400 that was really
00:06:37.960 disheartening
00:06:38.660 when my mom
00:06:39.700 would let us
00:06:40.100 pick out a yogurt
00:06:40.820 and we got
00:06:41.260 the wrong one
00:06:42.060 so anyway
00:06:43.440 I'm standing there
00:06:44.040 it's eight
00:06:44.440 it's eight for four dollars
00:06:45.780 fifty cents a pop
00:06:46.880 you know
00:06:47.680 I'm in
00:06:48.320 I'm in
00:06:49.120 they hooked me
00:06:49.560 with the deal
00:06:50.260 they hooked me
00:06:51.220 with the literature
00:06:51.860 right there
00:06:52.380 on the little thing
00:06:53.220 eight for four dollars
00:06:54.660 but I
00:06:55.740 I can't
00:06:57.300 like right out
00:06:58.140 of the gate
00:06:58.420 I get two
00:06:58.900 vanillas
00:06:59.400 bruh
00:06:59.800 because I do
00:07:00.420 vanilla yogurts
00:07:01.460 I got two
00:07:02.340 vanillas
00:07:02.840 but then the flavors
00:07:04.220 start getting a little
00:07:04.880 bit squirrely
00:07:05.680 they have a
00:07:06.600 key lime pie
00:07:07.780 huh
00:07:08.720 I'm not
00:07:09.720 you know
00:07:10.140 I don't think
00:07:10.560 I'm ready for that
00:07:11.360 um
00:07:12.540 so I picked up
00:07:13.960 I copped a couple
00:07:14.700 of cherries
00:07:15.320 because that
00:07:15.680 reminded me of
00:07:16.400 uh
00:07:16.840 of when I was
00:07:18.100 young as well
00:07:18.680 cherry was like
00:07:19.400 a new flavor
00:07:20.140 and everybody
00:07:21.000 went berserkers
00:07:21.920 for that
00:07:22.440 um
00:07:23.600 uh
00:07:24.580 I copped a blueberry
00:07:25.420 even though I didn't
00:07:26.060 like it
00:07:26.620 you know
00:07:27.400 we ate a lot
00:07:27.940 of blueberry
00:07:28.340 yogurt
00:07:28.940 when I was
00:07:29.420 young
00:07:29.700 and it just
00:07:30.100 made me
00:07:30.660 you know
00:07:32.220 maybe I had a
00:07:32.700 bad experience
00:07:33.320 I guess
00:07:33.980 uh
00:07:34.560 but it just
00:07:35.460 I don't know
00:07:36.180 it just made me
00:07:37.400 feel
00:07:37.560 it makes me feel
00:07:38.040 poor
00:07:38.540 when I eat
00:07:39.020 blueberry yogurt
00:07:39.780 makes me feel
00:07:40.340 a little bit
00:07:40.660 tender
00:07:41.040 um
00:07:42.340 they had lemon
00:07:43.480 burst
00:07:44.020 I'm not doing
00:07:45.140 that
00:07:45.520 okay
00:07:45.980 I think that's
00:07:46.860 for
00:07:47.100 you know
00:07:48.320 a special
00:07:48.880 type of man
00:07:49.620 maybe
00:07:49.980 um
00:07:51.000 you know
00:07:51.460 it might be
00:07:51.780 for a woman
00:07:52.320 that's
00:07:52.800 just got a
00:07:53.700 divorce or something
00:07:54.420 I don't know
00:07:54.860 but I'm not doing
00:07:55.660 lemon burst
00:07:56.280 right
00:07:56.540 so
00:07:56.800 so I got a couple
00:07:57.800 vanillas
00:07:58.360 I got the cherry
00:07:59.800 I got the blueberry
00:08:00.700 and uh
00:08:02.120 and I'm just sifting
00:08:02.940 through these other
00:08:03.540 flavors dude
00:08:04.420 and they just
00:08:04.860 started getting
00:08:05.280 are they a gingerbread
00:08:06.520 I don't think we
00:08:07.940 need it
00:08:08.440 uh
00:08:09.320 and I ended up
00:08:10.360 copping actually
00:08:11.260 a couple of basic
00:08:12.640 limes
00:08:13.040 because I had
00:08:13.500 lime once before
00:08:14.500 regular lime
00:08:15.380 not the key lime
00:08:16.280 pie
00:08:16.680 but it kind of
00:08:18.180 left a bad taste
00:08:18.900 in my mouth
00:08:19.300 maybe
00:08:19.640 you know
00:08:20.660 if I
00:08:20.960 I don't know
00:08:21.240 if maybe
00:08:21.540 I'd been
00:08:21.900 smoking cigarettes
00:08:22.860 at the time
00:08:23.520 or maybe
00:08:23.880 I'd
00:08:24.220 just been
00:08:24.920 in a bad
00:08:25.440 mood
00:08:25.640 when I
00:08:25.960 ate it
00:08:26.440 so I
00:08:27.260 copped a couple
00:08:27.720 of limes
00:08:28.140 but literally
00:08:28.740 I'm standing
00:08:29.300 there
00:08:29.700 I've been
00:08:30.300 at the thing
00:08:30.760 for probably
00:08:31.500 15 minutes
00:08:32.420 man
00:08:32.660 picking out
00:08:33.300 you know
00:08:34.340 trying to get
00:08:34.740 my selection
00:08:35.220 to eat
00:08:35.540 yogurts
00:08:36.140 uh
00:08:36.620 so
00:08:38.100 I think
00:08:39.260 what I'm
00:08:39.520 saying here
00:08:39.900 is that
00:08:40.100 I could
00:08:40.320 never be
00:08:40.680 president
00:08:41.100 unless I
00:08:48.980 get better
00:08:49.300 at picking
00:08:49.580 out yogurts
00:08:50.160 man
00:08:50.380 so anyway
00:08:51.060 that's where
00:08:51.440 I'm at
00:08:51.660 I guess
00:08:51.900 I'm feeling
00:08:52.320 kind of
00:08:52.640 indecisive
00:08:53.440 there was
00:08:54.040 a lot
00:08:54.220 of rain
00:08:54.600 today
00:08:55.060 one of
00:08:56.140 the Hollywood
00:08:56.480 hills
00:08:56.760 kind of
00:08:57.100 slid
00:08:57.440 into the
00:08:57.860 street
00:08:58.180 so
00:08:58.560 you know
00:08:59.680 maybe a
00:09:00.240 couple of
00:09:00.740 you know
00:09:01.980 probably some
00:09:02.460 wealthy people
00:09:03.180 you know
00:09:04.160 probably lost
00:09:04.660 some very
00:09:04.980 expensive
00:09:05.360 pets
00:09:06.000 or something
00:09:06.360 I have
00:09:06.560 no clue
00:09:06.900 what
00:09:07.080 occurred
00:09:07.460 you know
00:09:08.140 probably
00:09:08.340 some
00:09:08.540 $30,000
00:09:09.320 rose bushes
00:09:10.300 you know
00:09:11.100 came down
00:09:11.600 into the
00:09:12.100 uh
00:09:12.500 into where
00:09:13.540 us
00:09:13.680 pleons
00:09:14.180 live
00:09:14.560 but that
00:09:16.920 was going
00:09:17.300 on man
00:09:17.900 that's where
00:09:18.360 I'm at
00:09:18.740 feeling a little
00:09:19.480 bit
00:09:19.600 indecisive
00:09:20.380 but yeah
00:09:21.540 we got a
00:09:21.880 new president
00:09:22.360 the new
00:09:22.720 president's
00:09:23.300 in
00:09:23.500 I thought
00:09:24.460 the inauguration
00:09:25.240 was cool
00:09:25.700 I never
00:09:25.980 watched it
00:09:26.460 before
00:09:26.700 I think
00:09:27.020 I'm just
00:09:27.320 getting older
00:09:27.940 now where
00:09:28.340 you start
00:09:28.620 to kind of
00:09:29.020 tune into
00:09:29.540 those things
00:09:30.240 because eventually
00:09:31.640 you get old
00:09:32.320 and just
00:09:32.620 furious about
00:09:33.440 politics
00:09:33.880 and then you
00:09:34.380 die
00:09:34.740 you know
00:09:35.260 that's how
00:09:35.600 it kind of
00:09:35.920 works for
00:09:36.280 most seniors
00:09:36.960 I thought
00:09:38.540 Melania
00:09:39.060 the new
00:09:41.480 first lady
00:09:42.060 looked beautiful
00:09:42.920 man I thought
00:09:43.340 she looked
00:09:43.720 nice in that
00:09:44.300 dress
00:09:44.760 or I don't
00:09:46.100 know if
00:09:46.220 that's called
00:09:46.480 a dress
00:09:46.920 or not
00:09:47.320 but like
00:09:48.380 this you know
00:09:48.780 light blue
00:09:49.300 smock
00:09:49.920 and I thought
00:09:52.320 it was cool
00:09:52.700 the little
00:09:53.000 kid man
00:09:53.620 the kid
00:09:54.020 baron
00:09:54.540 just to be
00:09:55.560 like a kid
00:09:56.460 and you're
00:09:57.000 standing up
00:09:57.920 that had to
00:09:58.300 be so
00:09:58.800 bizarre
00:09:59.380 I just
00:10:01.260 kept kind of
00:10:01.940 wondering what
00:10:02.340 was going
00:10:02.680 through his
00:10:03.080 head
00:10:03.220 like does
00:10:03.520 he even
00:10:03.900 you know
00:10:05.380 realize
00:10:06.260 the
00:10:06.560 you know
00:10:07.600 the
00:10:07.780 size of
00:10:10.120 this event
00:10:10.700 does he
00:10:11.040 have any
00:10:11.340 idea
00:10:11.820 I thought
00:10:13.040 that was
00:10:13.220 pretty cool
00:10:13.660 to see
00:10:13.920 the kid
00:10:14.280 and there's
00:10:14.540 one point
00:10:14.980 there's a
00:10:15.240 video out
00:10:15.640 there if
00:10:15.880 you haven't
00:10:16.120 seen it
00:10:16.400 where his
00:10:16.720 mom tells
00:10:17.580 him to do
00:10:17.980 something
00:10:18.280 and he
00:10:18.520 makes
00:10:19.620 like this
00:10:19.960 cat hands
00:10:20.800 at her
00:10:21.140 dude
00:10:21.500 so I'm
00:10:22.900 looking forward
00:10:23.340 to that
00:10:23.580 little kid
00:10:24.280 getting in the
00:10:24.680 white house
00:10:25.100 and you know
00:10:25.620 burning some
00:10:26.240 curtains
00:10:26.700 or who
00:10:27.940 knows what
00:10:28.420 he's going
00:10:28.680 to do
00:10:28.860 I mean
00:10:29.020 that guy
00:10:29.360 is going
00:10:29.560 to go
00:10:29.780 that kid
00:10:30.120 is going
00:10:30.280 to go
00:10:30.420 through
00:10:30.600 pervity
00:10:31.120 in the
00:10:32.140 white house
00:10:32.820 bro
00:10:33.160 I mean
00:10:34.400 anything
00:10:34.900 is possible
00:10:35.620 so I'm
00:10:37.400 really intrigued
00:10:38.000 to see how
00:10:38.540 it shakes
00:10:38.940 down for
00:10:39.320 a little
00:10:39.520 barren
00:10:39.960 what else
00:10:42.340 what else
00:10:43.060 is in the
00:10:43.380 news
00:10:43.520 we have
00:10:43.740 violent
00:10:44.060 weather
00:10:44.360 here
00:10:44.660 the most
00:10:46.040 rain we've
00:10:46.440 had
00:10:46.740 a lot
00:10:47.540 of bad
00:10:47.880 weather
00:10:48.140 out in
00:10:48.600 Georgia
00:10:49.560 people died
00:10:50.760 you know
00:10:51.700 that's
00:10:52.280 that's
00:10:53.440 heartbreaking
00:10:53.880 man
00:10:54.160 when you
00:10:54.460 because usually
00:10:55.280 a lot of
00:10:55.680 times
00:10:55.920 tornado
00:10:56.300 like tornadoes
00:10:57.100 are just
00:10:57.600 they're kind
00:11:00.080 of
00:11:00.300 they're like
00:11:01.800 serial killers
00:11:02.780 for poor
00:11:03.300 people
00:11:03.520 like they
00:11:03.780 just attack
00:11:04.480 the poor
00:11:05.220 you know
00:11:06.440 I mean
00:11:06.680 I don't
00:11:06.920 know why
00:11:07.640 people continue
00:11:09.340 to build
00:11:10.060 their homes
00:11:10.700 in these
00:11:11.060 alleys
00:11:11.600 where these
00:11:12.480 tornadoes
00:11:12.920 frequent
00:11:13.360 you know
00:11:14.180 I can
00:11:14.420 understand
00:11:14.720 you want
00:11:15.060 to get
00:11:15.320 ballsy
00:11:15.880 and get
00:11:16.180 out there
00:11:16.620 and go
00:11:17.480 toe-to-toe
00:11:17.980 with a
00:11:18.200 tornado
00:11:18.620 bro
00:11:18.980 I actually
00:11:20.580 had a
00:11:20.860 NATO
00:11:21.080 experience
00:11:21.640 bro
00:11:21.820 I went
00:11:22.140 toe-to-toe
00:11:24.100 with a
00:11:24.340 NATO
00:11:24.640 I'm
00:11:26.180 popping
00:11:26.460 a couple
00:11:26.920 of
00:11:27.140 if you
00:11:27.740 hear me
00:11:28.020 chewing
00:11:28.320 that's
00:11:28.600 a couple
00:11:28.920 of
00:11:29.220 what are
00:11:30.260 these
00:11:30.420 melatonin
00:11:31.100 gummy bears
00:11:31.780 they got
00:11:32.080 little gummies
00:11:32.760 and they help
00:11:34.740 your brain
00:11:35.160 rest at night
00:11:36.100 because I got
00:11:37.460 an active
00:11:38.220 brain
00:11:38.540 my brain's
00:11:39.020 active
00:11:39.440 that's what
00:11:40.460 they said
00:11:40.880 when I was
00:11:41.900 a child
00:11:42.340 a lot of
00:11:42.640 my children
00:11:43.060 reports
00:11:43.720 from school
00:11:45.220 said active
00:11:45.860 brain
00:11:46.360 strong heart
00:11:48.540 got the heart
00:11:49.020 of a lesbian
00:11:49.640 my father
00:11:51.000 always told
00:11:51.460 me that
00:11:51.740 when I was
00:11:52.100 young
00:11:52.460 told me
00:11:54.600 I got
00:11:54.740 the heart
00:11:55.000 of a
00:11:55.220 lesbian
00:11:55.520 which was
00:11:56.020 always kind
00:11:57.200 of
00:11:57.340 kind of
00:11:58.400 stuck
00:11:58.640 with me
00:11:59.520 I had
00:12:01.060 an old
00:12:01.360 dad
00:12:01.680 some of
00:12:01.920 you guys
00:12:02.100 don't know
00:12:02.400 my dad
00:12:02.740 was
00:12:02.960 70 years
00:12:04.520 old
00:12:04.720 when I
00:12:04.940 was born
00:12:05.440 my dad
00:12:06.180 was born
00:12:06.480 in 1910
00:12:07.380 he was
00:12:08.640 a
00:12:09.040 he was
00:12:10.000 a missionary
00:12:10.440 from Nicaragua
00:12:11.480 so
00:12:13.900 anyway
00:12:14.520 what are we
00:12:15.220 talking about
00:12:15.740 let me get
00:12:16.120 back to what
00:12:16.480 I'm talking
00:12:16.820 about
00:12:17.040 I'm talking
00:12:17.420 about
00:12:17.900 other
00:12:18.860 tornadoes
00:12:19.500 just
00:12:19.740 going at
00:12:20.560 poor
00:12:20.820 people
00:12:21.280 and I
00:12:23.800 had an
00:12:24.060 experience
00:12:24.440 I was
00:12:24.680 working
00:12:24.900 on a
00:12:25.180 farm
00:12:25.420 when I
00:12:25.680 was
00:12:25.940 when I
00:12:27.180 was
00:12:27.300 just
00:12:27.480 out of
00:12:27.780 college
00:12:28.100 in the
00:12:28.400 summer times
00:12:28.960 I would
00:12:29.160 work on
00:12:29.440 a farm
00:12:30.040 on the
00:12:32.380 Louisiana
00:12:32.820 Mississippi
00:12:33.320 border
00:12:34.020 and that
00:12:34.680 was
00:12:34.940 right off
00:12:35.960 of
00:12:36.120 Faraday
00:12:36.960 and Vidalia
00:12:37.880 Louisiana
00:12:38.940 and that's
00:12:39.960 where Jerry
00:12:40.460 Lee Lewis
00:12:41.020 is from
00:12:41.480 right around
00:12:41.900 there
00:12:42.140 goodness
00:12:42.680 gracious
00:12:43.380 great
00:12:43.820 balls of
00:12:44.420 fire
00:12:44.860 you take
00:12:45.600 my nerves
00:12:46.120 and you're
00:12:46.520 right on
00:12:46.780 my brain
00:12:47.340 so I'd
00:12:48.800 be over
00:12:49.120 there
00:12:49.340 and
00:12:49.560 I
00:12:50.860 was just
00:12:52.000 a farm
00:12:52.480 hand
00:12:52.800 dude
00:12:53.000 I would
00:12:53.280 do
00:12:53.620 whatever
00:12:54.200 you know
00:12:54.780 drive
00:12:55.140 tractors
00:12:55.700 plant
00:12:56.200 clean
00:12:58.020 paint
00:12:58.740 odds
00:12:59.860 and ends
00:13:00.320 man
00:13:00.560 that's
00:13:00.800 what my
00:13:01.060 deal
00:13:01.300 was
00:13:01.620 we'd get
00:13:02.060 out there
00:13:02.620 I had a
00:13:03.120 knife
00:13:03.580 had a gun
00:13:04.820 in the
00:13:05.080 truck
00:13:05.500 we'd get
00:13:06.400 out there
00:13:06.820 in the
00:13:07.060 morning
00:13:07.400 and we'd
00:13:08.820 get out
00:13:09.020 there early
00:13:09.420 730
00:13:10.220 and we'd
00:13:11.040 work till
00:13:11.420 7 or
00:13:12.220 630
00:13:12.800 we worked
00:13:14.080 it was
00:13:14.940 a day's
00:13:15.540 work
00:13:15.800 man
00:13:16.000 we were
00:13:16.320 I was
00:13:16.640 a man
00:13:17.040 I was
00:13:17.540 a man
00:13:18.100 I was
00:13:18.540 a man
00:13:19.040 and it
00:13:20.560 felt good
00:13:21.080 man
00:13:21.240 it felt
00:13:21.500 good
00:13:21.680 to come
00:13:22.020 home
00:13:22.500 and I
00:13:23.940 wouldn't
00:13:24.160 even think
00:13:24.600 I couldn't
00:13:25.040 even think
00:13:25.640 about anything
00:13:26.140 I was so
00:13:26.660 tired
00:13:27.080 I would
00:13:27.440 just fall
00:13:27.940 asleep
00:13:28.240 I would
00:13:28.520 eat
00:13:28.880 with the
00:13:29.880 family
00:13:30.240 they put
00:13:30.580 me up
00:13:31.020 and then
00:13:31.800 I would
00:13:32.040 fall asleep
00:13:32.700 and then
00:13:33.500 I would
00:13:33.720 wake up
00:13:34.420 crack of
00:13:35.380 dawn
00:13:35.680 and we'd
00:13:36.380 go again
00:13:36.880 that was
00:13:37.240 it
00:13:37.440 and you
00:13:37.780 you worked
00:13:38.520 as much
00:13:38.880 as the
00:13:39.120 weather
00:13:39.280 permitted
00:13:39.680 so you
00:13:40.180 could work
00:13:40.540 12-13
00:13:41.160 days in a
00:13:41.720 row
00:13:41.840 sometimes
00:13:42.360 anyhow
00:13:43.140 so one
00:13:43.760 day I'm
00:13:44.080 I'm working
00:13:44.780 at the
00:13:45.060 farmhouse
00:13:45.620 I'm
00:13:45.900 I don't
00:13:46.300 know what
00:13:46.480 I'm doing
00:13:46.740 cleaning
00:13:47.160 or maybe
00:13:47.980 painting
00:13:48.400 and they
00:13:49.680 had this
00:13:49.920 other gentleman
00:13:50.420 that was
00:13:50.680 working with
00:13:51.160 me he was
00:13:51.540 thick
00:13:52.000 I mean this
00:13:53.100 boy was
00:13:53.540 coming in
00:13:53.960 he might
00:13:54.240 be deceased
00:13:54.840 now he
00:13:55.320 was you
00:13:56.360 know that
00:13:56.740 size the
00:13:57.260 kind of
00:13:57.560 size where
00:13:58.440 when you
00:13:59.600 meet him
00:14:00.060 you you
00:14:01.300 get a good
00:14:01.860 look at
00:14:02.320 him because
00:14:02.600 you know
00:14:03.160 that you're
00:14:04.440 not gonna
00:14:04.780 a few years
00:14:06.100 later you
00:14:06.440 probably won't
00:14:06.920 get to look
00:14:07.620 at them
00:14:07.880 again because
00:14:08.660 you know they're
00:14:09.720 gonna head on
00:14:10.140 back to
00:14:10.580 whatever back to
00:14:11.520 the spiritual
00:14:12.260 realm because
00:14:13.460 of their size
00:14:14.260 you know and
00:14:14.780 this guy was
00:14:15.300 just thick
00:14:15.980 and just
00:14:16.420 always just
00:14:17.860 sweating out
00:14:18.540 of his neck
00:14:19.180 and his face
00:14:20.000 and just a
00:14:21.120 sweet man
00:14:21.940 dude he was
00:14:22.760 a sweet man
00:14:23.720 bro
00:14:24.020 anyway we're
00:14:27.040 working together
00:14:27.720 and there's
00:14:28.160 been bad
00:14:28.680 weather coming
00:14:29.220 through and
00:14:30.360 then a tornado
00:14:31.000 report comes
00:14:31.740 up and it
00:14:32.440 says that
00:14:32.860 there's a
00:14:33.420 tornado right
00:14:34.320 in our area
00:14:34.960 so we go
00:14:36.120 outside and
00:14:37.280 you can
00:14:37.860 literally see
00:14:39.220 this tornado
00:14:40.020 you know
00:14:41.920 maybe
00:14:42.280 2,000 yards
00:14:44.280 away or
00:14:44.780 a couple
00:14:45.020 miles
00:14:45.320 I don't
00:14:45.500 know how
00:14:45.700 many yards
00:14:46.120 2,000 yards
00:14:46.900 is I mean
00:14:47.360 I know it's
00:14:48.080 2,000 but
00:14:48.660 it's I have
00:14:49.860 no clue how
00:14:51.180 far that is
00:14:51.740 I made that
00:14:52.180 up I mean
00:14:52.900 I didn't you
00:14:53.860 know what I'm
00:14:54.120 saying dude
00:14:54.660 I'm guessing
00:14:55.320 I'm guessing
00:14:56.520 so we're like
00:14:58.780 we know we gotta
00:14:59.480 hide in a ditch
00:15:00.420 dude that's what
00:15:00.980 you always heard
00:15:01.660 right I think
00:15:02.240 anyway I mean
00:15:02.820 hell that could
00:15:03.240 be for anything
00:15:03.820 but for some
00:15:05.440 reason I just
00:15:06.700 remembered that
00:15:07.280 I'm like we
00:15:07.920 I'm like bro
00:15:08.660 we gotta hide
00:15:09.240 in this we
00:15:09.760 gotta hide in
00:15:10.240 this ditch
00:15:10.820 so we run
00:15:11.860 across and
00:15:13.020 we and I
00:15:13.720 get into a
00:15:14.340 ditch dude
00:15:14.960 right well
00:15:16.880 this guy and
00:15:17.920 it's a ditch
00:15:18.980 bro it's like
00:15:19.580 I mean it's
00:15:20.600 probably three
00:15:21.620 acres long
00:15:22.600 this ditch
00:15:23.480 it's a little
00:15:24.380 irrigation canal
00:15:25.280 this dude gets
00:15:26.520 in the ditch
00:15:27.080 on top of me
00:15:28.480 on top of me
00:15:30.660 bro so now
00:15:31.520 I got this guy
00:15:32.900 300 something
00:15:33.720 pounds on my
00:15:34.280 back laying in
00:15:35.900 this ditch I
00:15:36.380 mean I'm heavily
00:15:36.880 protected now
00:15:37.600 from this storm
00:15:38.360 but just the
00:15:40.020 ignorance really
00:15:40.720 going through that
00:15:41.460 man's skull at
00:15:42.720 that time that
00:15:44.000 he wouldn't pick
00:15:44.620 another spot in
00:15:45.680 the ditch to
00:15:47.000 be I mean it's
00:15:47.940 kind of sacrificial
00:15:48.760 I guess that he
00:15:49.300 would get on top
00:15:49.900 of me like that
00:15:50.720 it didn't feel
00:15:52.640 homoerotic I
00:15:53.620 couldn't feel any
00:15:54.960 of his waist
00:15:55.700 touching me it
00:15:56.520 just felt like
00:15:57.140 all just
00:15:59.080 basically just a
00:16:02.200 breadth of
00:16:03.640 stomach and
00:16:04.420 chest torso
00:16:05.220 meat just
00:16:06.860 anyway so
00:16:09.160 that was just
00:16:09.920 kind of a storm
00:16:10.460 experience man
00:16:11.160 I had a hole
00:16:11.980 up in this
00:16:12.420 ditch with this
00:16:12.980 gentleman
00:16:13.360 and yeah the
00:16:16.420 storm you know
00:16:17.000 the tornado came
00:16:17.680 close it didn't
00:16:18.620 damage some stuff
00:16:19.560 in the area but
00:16:20.100 we were fine and
00:16:20.940 that was that
00:16:22.320 so you know I
00:16:24.040 don't really have
00:16:24.580 any you know if
00:16:25.240 there's a tornado
00:16:25.840 coming I don't
00:16:26.520 know what do you
00:16:26.940 do you know what
00:16:28.220 do you do I
00:16:29.120 guess you get in
00:16:29.700 the ditch that's
00:16:30.860 that's what I'm I
00:16:31.680 guess that's the
00:16:32.140 advice if you got a
00:16:32.980 tornado coming get
00:16:33.680 in the ditch and
00:16:35.060 if you're poor
00:16:35.760 you know just
00:16:37.500 know that these
00:16:38.100 tornadoes are
00:16:38.760 I mean statistically
00:16:40.400 they're looking for
00:16:41.180 you you know I
00:16:42.540 don't know if
00:16:42.800 mother nature is
00:16:43.540 just a killer and
00:16:46.480 that's how she
00:16:47.100 chooses to just get
00:16:48.060 the poor but but
00:16:49.880 it seems it seems
00:16:51.060 to be enough
00:16:52.120 evidence there
00:16:52.800 where that's there's
00:16:54.040 some validity to
00:16:55.100 that I'll tell you
00:16:56.620 this dude yeah
00:16:57.900 Trump is in office
00:16:58.820 they got a new
00:16:59.260 we got a new
00:16:59.680 president I think
00:17:01.960 change is always
00:17:02.640 exciting I think
00:17:03.580 you know it was
00:17:04.660 interesting a few
00:17:05.220 years ago I kind
00:17:07.780 of hated for a
00:17:10.480 long time I've
00:17:11.060 kind of felt like
00:17:12.200 like my generation
00:17:14.500 nothing ever
00:17:16.040 happened in our
00:17:17.800 environment that
00:17:18.660 made us wake up
00:17:20.120 in the morning with
00:17:20.620 any feelings or
00:17:21.680 any vigor or any
00:17:22.840 you know like our
00:17:24.160 parents had you
00:17:25.840 know there were I
00:17:26.660 mean our
00:17:26.920 grandparents had
00:17:27.580 like Vietnam and
00:17:28.940 some of our
00:17:29.580 parents had Vietnam
00:17:30.460 or World War
00:17:32.440 One there was a
00:17:33.080 lot of World War
00:17:34.200 Two obviously you
00:17:36.460 know I'm not a
00:17:36.880 big war buff but
00:17:39.580 they like you know
00:17:40.300 they got up and
00:17:41.020 they had a feeling
00:17:42.160 in their heart like
00:17:43.000 they had a cause or
00:17:44.140 they had like you
00:17:45.140 know I stand for
00:17:45.920 this or like you
00:17:47.220 know when they had
00:17:47.720 all the Woodstock you
00:17:48.820 know or civil rights
00:17:49.720 like people would
00:17:50.300 wake up with a beat
00:17:51.340 in their heart for
00:17:52.220 like a reason to be
00:17:53.300 alive and I feel
00:17:55.000 like I've grown up in
00:17:55.740 this generation where
00:17:56.540 you just wake up like
00:17:57.940 all right you know
00:18:00.340 I'm up you know
00:18:01.960 and maybe that just
00:18:02.660 could have been some
00:18:03.760 of my own lackadaisical
00:18:05.400 ness but but now I
00:18:08.140 feel like people are
00:18:08.860 waking up with some
00:18:10.480 fervor you know they
00:18:11.960 realize that you know
00:18:13.760 their government
00:18:14.240 probably isn't going
00:18:14.980 to help them out very
00:18:15.760 much and that they
00:18:16.860 that we have to do
00:18:17.860 it ourselves I don't
00:18:18.580 care what you know if
00:18:19.820 you're Democrat or
00:18:20.920 Republican or who
00:18:21.620 you support but I
00:18:23.400 feel like that's kind
00:18:24.140 of cool it's pretty
00:18:25.000 interesting to wake up
00:18:26.040 and have a just a
00:18:27.480 sense of purpose when
00:18:28.540 it comes to something
00:18:30.680 bigger than ourselves
00:18:31.680 not or not just
00:18:33.000 ourselves like you
00:18:34.360 know I don't you
00:18:35.020 know it's like now we
00:18:35.740 wake up with some
00:18:36.520 fucking dick in your
00:18:39.140 balls you know with
00:18:40.000 some fucking extra
00:18:42.580 cooch juice in your
00:18:43.920 curtains and you know
00:18:44.780 what I'm saying ladies
00:18:45.580 like you just yeah you
00:18:47.380 got a little freaking
00:18:48.180 spittle in your griddle
00:18:51.020 you know and I think
00:18:52.640 change does that any
00:18:53.780 kind of change if
00:18:54.540 you're you know like
00:18:56.160 just anything gets
00:18:58.240 you up get you up in
00:18:59.640 the morning and get
00:19:00.700 you fired up that's
00:19:02.520 that's what's going on
00:19:03.320 they got the new
00:19:03.740 president they had the
00:19:04.440 march and a million
00:19:05.840 women march or I'm not
00:19:07.420 sure how many women
00:19:07.920 it was a lot of women
00:19:08.900 you know and that's it
00:19:10.860 was pretty powerful to
00:19:11.800 see I think a lot of
00:19:12.700 the photos and stuff
00:19:13.560 because my mother was
00:19:14.600 a hard-working woman
00:19:16.100 you know and and you
00:19:17.880 know she delivered
00:19:18.440 newspapers since I was
00:19:19.500 born and she would
00:19:21.440 deliver baked goods
00:19:22.400 regionally on the
00:19:24.040 weekend you know she
00:19:25.140 tried to keep us off
00:19:25.800 of welfare and you
00:19:27.860 know we would get
00:19:28.340 some food from the
00:19:29.100 church and stuff like
00:19:29.940 that but so I think
00:19:31.220 that that was inspiring
00:19:32.120 to see these women you
00:19:33.440 know getting together
00:19:34.540 and and just creating a
00:19:37.180 bond there sometimes I
00:19:38.160 think feminism it just
00:19:40.200 turns into like a hate
00:19:41.340 men thing and that's
00:19:43.260 kind of scary you know
00:19:45.700 because men we're just
00:19:46.520 doing the best we can
00:19:47.360 we don't fucking know
00:19:48.480 you think we know
00:19:50.120 what's going on no we're
00:19:53.180 doing the best we can
00:19:54.680 you know I mean look
00:19:58.300 at us we don't we
00:20:00.020 don't know we don't
00:20:01.700 know I was thinking
00:20:05.420 that there's got to be
00:20:06.180 some dark husbands out
00:20:08.020 there who were praying
00:20:09.160 for an ISIS attack on
00:20:11.000 DC like hoping to get
00:20:13.660 rid of their wives you
00:20:14.820 know I'm sure there was
00:20:15.840 a couple of dudes
00:20:16.680 somewhere thinking like
00:20:17.900 you know better give
00:20:19.900 Janet a big hug this
00:20:21.200 could be it there's a
00:20:24.140 great movie called get
00:20:25.020 on the bus if you've
00:20:25.940 never seen it was about
00:20:26.800 the million man March
00:20:28.220 and I think it was for
00:20:30.840 when Martin Luther King
00:20:31.700 was speaking it's pretty
00:20:33.560 cool man Charles S
00:20:34.620 Dutton's in it but yeah
00:20:36.480 that homeless dude man
00:20:37.520 I borrowed his
00:20:38.240 headphones and I think
00:20:39.700 and dude the rap was
00:20:41.440 horrible it wasn't even
00:20:43.160 a rap I don't think it
00:20:44.020 was his song just felt
00:20:46.420 taken advantage of which
00:20:48.520 makes you think about
00:20:49.080 Ronald Reagan because
00:20:50.620 Reagan let all the
00:20:51.500 Reagan next time when I
00:20:54.560 see homeless dudes when
00:20:55.860 I see people struggling
00:20:56.740 out on the street those
00:20:58.140 are Reagan's boys that's
00:20:59.200 what I call them Reagan's
00:21:00.400 boys because if you look
00:21:01.980 back they had a law that
00:21:03.760 was passed in the 60s
00:21:05.060 that provided like a lot
00:21:07.840 of assistance and special
00:21:09.140 care for mental health
00:21:10.060 people well when Reagan
00:21:11.760 was in office the law
00:21:13.920 got repealed and all of a
00:21:17.240 sudden all the money was
00:21:18.420 going towards helping
00:21:19.060 people that were you
00:21:20.780 know just straight up
00:21:21.900 just a bunch of freaking
00:21:24.000 soul wizards out there
00:21:25.560 you know they they were
00:21:28.540 out on the street and a
00:21:30.000 lot of them are still out
00:21:30.920 there a lot of them have
00:21:32.320 been mating with other
00:21:33.300 homeless people and
00:21:34.180 making you know other
00:21:35.820 people that are out there
00:21:36.680 and that are having a
00:21:37.480 tough time and troubled
00:21:38.400 and and that's Reagan
00:21:40.340 bruh that's Reagan
00:21:41.640 everybody you know Reagan
00:21:43.100 takes a nice picture he's
00:21:44.100 got nice hair I respect all
00:21:45.600 that decent actor but
00:21:47.320 Reagan when you see some
00:21:49.480 people are out there
00:21:50.480 schizophrenic and really
00:21:51.620 struggling and those are
00:21:53.300 Reagan's boys man so you
00:21:55.680 know I don't know if
00:21:56.080 Nancy Reagan's still alive
00:21:57.240 but you could probably
00:21:57.820 tweet at her about it
00:21:59.020 oh man what else dude
00:22:01.860 what else man had some
00:22:05.340 adult sex bruh you know
00:22:08.120 had some adult sex and it
00:22:12.720 was good it was cool you
00:22:14.400 know it was cool I think
00:22:17.820 I gotta you know make
00:22:19.360 sure that when I am
00:22:20.700 getting sexually involved
00:22:21.840 that I'm you know making
00:22:23.440 sure it's like for
00:22:25.260 something poignant you know
00:22:26.540 it's for a real
00:22:27.160 relationship or in in that
00:22:29.280 sort of vein because I'll
00:22:30.140 say this dude if you stay
00:22:31.100 out there just ding-a-linging
00:22:33.200 every you know piece of
00:22:36.120 slick canal that pops up you
00:22:39.720 it's not gonna help your
00:22:40.900 heart you know and and I
00:22:44.240 know I'm almost preaching
00:22:45.240 to the choir so maybe I
00:22:47.980 had a moment fit a
00:22:49.060 weakness or something I
00:22:50.100 don't know you know at the
00:22:51.000 same time you're trying to
00:22:51.740 be a man and you know
00:22:53.120 this girl's cool she's a
00:22:55.380 neat chick and but I do
00:22:57.920 realize that you know my
00:23:02.280 triceps aren't what they
00:23:03.340 used to be that's for sure
00:23:04.620 I've really just felt kind
00:23:05.720 of meek just meek in the
00:23:07.940 triceps you know so that
00:23:11.360 really kind of hurt my
00:23:12.540 feelings a little bit got
00:23:13.420 in my head and one of my
00:23:15.020 hips was clicking I mean
00:23:17.560 just Morse code and the
00:23:19.820 whole time so that's you
00:23:22.740 know and this girl's a
00:23:23.280 little younger than me and
00:23:24.360 so that's that's just I
00:23:27.480 don't know if that's a
00:23:28.000 turn-off is that a turn-off if
00:23:29.200 you're a younger girl if any
00:23:31.100 younger women are listening
00:23:32.060 to this or young men who you
00:23:34.280 you know who prefer to be
00:23:36.080 with men if you're having
00:23:38.700 sex with a man and he's
00:23:40.540 older than you and his hip
00:23:41.560 clicks or his bones are
00:23:42.800 clicking and I already have
00:23:44.640 a weak neck I've always had
00:23:45.800 a weak neck never never
00:23:48.620 anything I feared more than
00:23:49.780 a headlock if there was
00:23:50.780 there was one buddy I had
00:23:52.020 growing up that was always
00:23:52.660 headlocking people and man I
00:23:54.060 couldn't be friends with him
00:23:55.300 after a while just out of the
00:23:57.340 fear just I couldn't I don't
00:23:59.200 think I'm I don't think I
00:24:00.020 could go through a headlock a
00:24:03.340 good headlock I couldn't go
00:24:04.500 through it but uh but if
00:24:07.040 there's any young ladies out
00:24:07.980 there who you know who do
00:24:09.560 sex with older you know
00:24:10.820 more adult men is that a
00:24:13.660 turn-off is that do you
00:24:15.120 notice that like if a man's
00:24:16.520 kind of you know his bones
00:24:17.900 are clicking or something if
00:24:19.240 you guys are being sensual
00:24:21.120 anyway let me know let me
00:24:24.120 know if you know sober sex
00:24:27.060 man that's sober sex that's
00:24:28.600 for children I feel like sober
00:24:31.480 sex is for children dude when
00:24:32.800 you're young you can be sober
00:24:35.080 and have sex bro it's
00:24:35.940 awesome you don't you know
00:24:37.580 you don't notice all your
00:24:38.700 own deficiencies or
00:24:40.800 inconsistencies you don't
00:24:42.180 notice like your ashy skin
00:24:44.840 or you know that you need
00:24:46.420 moisturizer on your ass or
00:24:48.380 you don't notice you know
00:24:49.400 you gotta you just don't
00:24:51.440 notice all your faults but
00:24:53.320 when you get out there as an
00:24:54.620 adult you're doing sober sex
00:24:56.820 man it's all your senses are
00:24:58.440 so heightened they're active
00:24:59.860 you know you're just things
00:25:02.460 are getting out of sorts it's
00:25:03.800 just so anyway if there's any
00:25:06.480 children out there do sex when
00:25:08.400 you're you know sober sex is for
00:25:09.820 children that's that's when you
00:25:11.740 do it you know get out there and
00:25:14.640 you know get your eggs moist out
00:25:18.660 there but uh but do it when you're
00:25:21.140 young you know because when you get
00:25:22.320 older it's just it's not the same
00:25:25.280 it's not the same it's not the
00:25:27.360 same but yeah man uh took this
00:25:31.080 young lady out bought a little
00:25:32.340 shellfish bro they got this place
00:25:34.420 around the corner they do a nice
00:25:35.820 little clam dinner um you know to
00:25:39.480 get you a big dish of clams and you
00:25:41.480 you know you kind of sit there you
00:25:42.700 can teamwork a little bit and you
00:25:45.340 know and that's really I feel like
00:25:46.680 always been the way to a girl's
00:25:47.940 heart man you throw some shellfish
00:25:49.580 in a lady and unless they're
00:25:51.340 allergic if they're allergic they'll
00:25:52.920 turn red so you know that's a
00:25:54.780 that's a stop that's a no-go shut
00:25:57.760 it down for the night bro when you
00:26:00.100 throw shellfish in a lady bro you
00:26:01.940 almost have to hide your dick because
00:26:03.560 they come out you know their libido
00:26:06.160 really strikes up even some of that
00:26:08.500 seaweed bro you warm it up that hot
00:26:10.480 kale bro you fill it brought up with
00:26:12.700 hot kale son you ready you're gonna
00:26:14.220 have to exercise some pee control baby
00:26:17.320 you know what I'm saying yeah boy
00:26:19.040 you throw a batch of hot clams in a
00:26:21.120 girl dog
00:26:21.860 you better have some pussy control
00:26:25.920 ready bro and I hate to use the p
00:26:28.060 word man I know a lot of ladies
00:26:29.340 don't like that
00:26:30.100 you know but that's what's up man
00:26:32.760 that's so yeah man got the girl you
00:26:35.320 know we had a nice time sweet gal
00:26:37.440 you know she works at actually met
00:26:41.160 met her at a at a one of those not a
00:26:45.620 eat and go us
00:26:46.460 hitting what's that gas station I
00:26:49.380 think is hit and run or eat and eat
00:26:51.260 and go hit and run no hit and run I
00:26:53.940 think is an accident it's a eat and
00:26:57.120 run she worked at a gas station again
00:26:58.920 inside not outside she's not pumping
00:27:00.900 the gas you know she's not really kind
00:27:03.280 of an outdoors woman she's more of an
00:27:04.760 indoor service center she works in the
00:27:06.880 service center at a gas station dealing
00:27:08.500 with you know people want to pay for
00:27:10.400 the gas get coffee snacks and different
00:27:13.560 indoor elements that she's vending in
00:27:16.020 there but nice girl man I met her a
00:27:18.400 couple times when I was getting a tank
00:27:19.880 and then you know we warm to each
00:27:22.380 other and uh next thing you know we
00:27:25.360 went on this is a second date that we
00:27:27.020 went on you know and um she got some
00:27:30.080 nice hair and just really she's not the
00:27:34.240 brightest I don't think really uh she's
00:27:38.020 not dumb she just isn't when it comes to
00:27:40.440 knowledge she just it's not really her
00:27:44.060 strong suit I would say you know but
00:27:46.080 anyway uh so we got sensual you know and
00:27:49.620 now I just got to monitor my feelings
00:27:51.740 because when I was younger if I would get
00:27:54.000 sensual with the woman you know get
00:27:55.420 sexual do sexual activity do some adult
00:27:57.960 sex a lot of times I would just kind of
00:28:00.440 you know hide from them or you know we're
00:28:03.120 not communicate but now I'm trying to
00:28:05.060 communicate clearly exactly what my
00:28:06.620 feelings are and that's tough to do man
00:28:09.640 you know living life on life's terms man
00:28:11.720 it's tough to do so just trying to be an
00:28:14.060 adult about the scenario so you know
00:28:16.740 keep me your thoughts about that if you
00:28:18.280 can because I'm gonna try to be honest
00:28:19.600 with this girl and uh and I can always
00:28:21.920 use support when it comes to that I feel
00:28:23.880 like um what else dude let's get into a
00:28:27.540 little bit more uh let's let's cover a
00:28:31.100 little more sensuality um I talked about
00:28:34.780 blowjobs on the past thing oral sex so I'll
00:28:38.760 tell you about this um when I was young
00:28:42.880 when I was a younger man I was a child
00:28:45.120 really I was just a middle-aged child
00:28:47.360 and they had one of my first girlfriends
00:28:52.280 now they had a girl in our school who had
00:28:55.140 uh who had done some blowjobs you know
00:28:57.700 and that was the rumor anyway and you
00:28:59.940 know once a girl once you once that rumor
00:29:02.180 hits the air it's you know when I was
00:29:04.760 young anyway it was you know the girls
00:29:07.400 were like all shaming her but all the
00:29:08.980 dudes were like whoa you know Tanya's got
00:29:13.720 that mouth boo boo so um so anyhow she
00:29:18.800 liked me man she liked me and this was
00:29:20.920 like the first girl or maybe the second
00:29:23.200 girl that ever liked me I dated another
00:29:24.720 girl that really was like a young man
00:29:26.360 almost she had real short short hair and
00:29:28.740 whenever we would hug uh kids would yell
00:29:32.380 out the bus and call us uh they would call
00:29:35.040 us fags honestly call us homosexuals um
00:29:38.140 even though she was and I would yell
00:29:39.440 back this is a girl um because I wanted
00:29:42.380 to stand up for her but uh but that still
00:29:45.160 kind of hurts my feelings because she was a
00:29:46.460 sweet girl real smart and grew up to be
00:29:49.480 beautiful but at the time she was you
00:29:51.860 know going through poverty and so was I
00:29:53.860 and you know just people were changing you
00:29:57.480 can morph into like the other sex for a
00:29:59.300 couple of after you know for an do you
00:30:01.340 during poverty you'll meet somebody during
00:30:03.220 the afternoon morning they'll look fine
00:30:04.920 the afternoon their neck is an inch
00:30:06.520 longer you know they hit like a feminine
00:30:09.040 speed bump in their poverty chair in
00:30:11.200 their poverty trail and so you don't know
00:30:14.680 but anyway she and I were going through
00:30:16.140 poverty around the same time and man our
00:30:19.340 loins were fired up every day and we
00:30:21.320 would touch hands and my just fucking
00:30:23.880 legs would get straight that's how just
00:30:26.300 erect I was at that time just god I
00:30:28.980 couldn't even turn my neck the blood was
00:30:31.940 just so tight I couldn't even turn my
00:30:34.620 weak weak little neck anyhow um so
00:30:40.120 anyway this other girl uh you know there
00:30:42.660 was rumor that she'd uh done some blow
00:30:44.460 jobs so I'm fired up you know because she
00:30:47.760 liked me you know and she was cute and
00:30:50.240 she was funny and uh and we went uh there
00:30:54.980 was a party or something and she and I
00:30:56.840 were gonna make out bruh you know and so
00:30:59.040 this was my big opportunity you know I
00:31:01.120 was a young man and I was just coming
00:31:04.040 into my feelings and my nipples were hard
00:31:06.300 one of my nipples stayed hard for dude
00:31:08.880 probably seven or eight years bruh my
00:31:12.180 left nipple I remember oh it was just so
00:31:15.260 sensitive you know it was just just a
00:31:18.820 tender just little it was just like a
00:31:21.340 little just a little fucking mole of
00:31:24.900 sensuality at the tip of my little you
00:31:28.060 know chest little boy little just boy
00:31:31.220 breast and um and anyhow so we supposed
00:31:36.420 to meet in at this party she and I were
00:31:39.020 gonna meet off in the woods and we're
00:31:40.940 gonna get do some blow job you know I
00:31:42.980 was gonna you know be the recipient of
00:31:44.540 this you know novel new practice really as
00:31:47.920 far as I was concerned because it was new
00:31:49.380 in in my zeitgeist of thought or zeitgeist
00:31:53.460 of life you know nobody was getting this
00:31:55.560 this was hot activity man and uh and so
00:32:01.740 we started you know kind of kissing a
00:32:03.760 little bit and I was nervous dude I was
00:32:06.160 so nervous I couldn't have I didn't I
00:32:07.940 didn't have any feelings in my body and
00:32:10.380 so she was like kind of getting my junk
00:32:12.140 out and a mom saw us dude somebody's mom
00:32:16.220 came up and saw us and I just felt so
00:32:19.640 ashamed bro oh dude this mom walked up
00:32:23.220 and saw us right dude and there was like
00:32:27.440 a pine tree right there and I went and
00:32:29.680 hid behind the pine tree like there was no
00:32:34.040 other like there was it was so obvious
00:32:37.780 and then and the mom's like she knew me
00:32:40.960 she's like Theo and I just pretended like
00:32:43.760 I wasn't there bro and I was literally nine
00:32:46.540 feet away from behind this pine tree and
00:32:48.900 she like walked over a few feet at a
00:32:50.820 different angle and she could obviously
00:32:52.200 see me and um and anyhow that kind of
00:32:55.620 ended the relationship with the young
00:32:57.000 lady uh you know it was just too much
00:33:00.540 it was just I don't know I was just
00:33:03.320 nervous and it was just brought a lot of
00:33:04.900 attention to you you know when you could
00:33:06.960 be the future recipient of the first blow
00:33:08.980 job out of all your friends it's just
00:33:10.680 all people are asking you about is this
00:33:13.500 and this and this and you know about
00:33:15.320 your you know your yes how you're
00:33:17.800 feeling today and making sure you eat
00:33:19.780 an extra lunch you know you got to gear
00:33:21.820 up and you know make sure you you know
00:33:24.180 you're not they're giving all like idiot
00:33:25.880 kids giving you like it Matt don't
00:33:27.460 masturbate you got to masturbate like just
00:33:29.720 crazy advice and just whatever dude and
00:33:32.600 eating different foods you know man you
00:33:34.580 gotta you know you gotta drink more water
00:33:36.820 you know you gotta make sure your dick's
00:33:38.420 right you know so I was doing all kinds
00:33:40.880 of crazy stuff man I remember um barring
00:33:43.660 some my mom's lotion and putting that
00:33:45.440 around my crotch and every I mean I was
00:33:47.260 you know I was just a young guy I was
00:33:49.660 going through it so that was just kind
00:33:51.840 of like my first oral experience dude
00:33:53.780 it didn't go well and I think I carried
00:33:55.860 a lot of shame from that because I was
00:33:57.480 just a lot of embarrassment you know and
00:33:59.460 and uh and then the girl and I ended
00:34:02.580 up breaking up and I think I was kind of
00:34:03.820 bummed because she was really a really
00:34:04.760 cool chick and who knows if she'd ever
00:34:06.860 given a blowjob before um but but
00:34:10.540 anyway that's my early blowjob story
00:34:12.960 uh but yeah man I just had oh I got a
00:34:16.420 peach yogurt I got a peach yogurt as
00:34:18.700 well because they got these fruit bits in
00:34:20.900 it and that's good stuff so I got that
00:34:23.240 peach as well um I want to I want to get
00:34:29.160 to uh a question from somebody I'm tired
00:34:32.640 man it's late but on snapchat the
00:34:36.500 blessed asked me the b-l-e-s-t asked me
00:34:41.640 uh what's my favorite road uh comedy
00:34:44.840 story and I'm gonna tell you this story
00:34:47.500 this this is a story that was told to
00:34:49.520 me but it's the best story that I've
00:34:51.100 ever heard so a comedian told me he was
00:34:54.180 performing one time in the Midwest
00:34:56.240 somewhere and after the show this hot
00:34:59.060 chick comes up to him right off the
00:35:00.820 stage and starts flirting with him all
00:35:03.380 over him and he was like a moderate
00:35:05.880 looking dude you know I'm an eight I
00:35:07.860 know I'm an eight I'm a healthy eight
00:35:09.920 bro as long as I take care of my teeth
00:35:11.440 I'm an eight I'm cool with where I'm at
00:35:13.540 you know I'm not jumping in conclusions
00:35:15.560 but this guy he told me he's like this
00:35:18.360 hot chick and he said she was out of
00:35:20.200 she was out of my league that's what he
00:35:21.740 said she was all over me bro all over
00:35:24.600 me so you know the place starts to
00:35:27.920 shut down we have a couple of
00:35:29.140 cocktails she and I are both liquored
00:35:30.760 up and I'm like well why don't you
00:35:32.660 come back to my hotel and she's like
00:35:34.920 well why don't you come with me to my
00:35:36.780 place and the next day he had to fly
00:35:41.160 out the next day at like noon so he's
00:35:43.820 like ah you know I don't know where it
00:35:45.600 is and I think it was in Cincinnati and
00:35:47.880 he's like I already don't know kind of
00:35:49.200 where I am and I don't know if that's
00:35:50.380 the best idea and he said the girl got
00:35:52.380 kind of upset but that she came back to
00:35:54.880 his hotel with him anyway so they start
00:35:57.500 kind of making out in his room and this
00:35:58.860 girl was like one of those crazy girls
00:36:00.780 that like starts biting you you ever get
00:36:02.460 that girl like you're just trying to
00:36:03.940 kiss and she's like trying to bite you
00:36:05.540 all sexually but like you know like
00:36:07.340 she'll like bite you on your chin and
00:36:09.020 she bites you too hard and then you're
00:36:11.300 pissed off and you're you know you're
00:36:13.740 missing a little bit of skin or
00:36:15.040 something on your cheek you're like
00:36:16.180 what the fuck like this is not joy for
00:36:19.720 anyone it's not joy for anyone but
00:36:22.900 anyway so he said she was like that
00:36:24.380 she was all over him biting him and
00:36:26.160 just kind of pulling his hair and he
00:36:27.460 didn't even have much hair and now he
00:36:28.660 doesn't have really any hair at all so
00:36:30.720 I wonder if that kind of resonates with
00:36:32.200 him a little bit when he thinks back
00:36:34.180 but but anyway she kept saying let's go
00:36:37.320 back to my place let's go back to my
00:36:38.960 place I've got drugs I've got pills you
00:36:41.340 know she kept saying that her dad was a
00:36:46.120 doctor and she's got pills and all this
00:36:47.940 stuff and my buddy started to get
00:36:49.800 freaked out he was like it was at the
00:36:51.080 point where she was so hot that I kept
00:36:52.780 keeping her around and I kept getting
00:36:54.360 bit but it was scary it was scary so
00:36:58.080 finally he's like look you got to go
00:36:59.640 and when he said that she like threw a
00:37:01.880 phone book or something in his room
00:37:03.200 this when they had phone this when they
00:37:04.560 have phone books and a phone book
00:37:06.920 dangerous fucking instrument thank God
00:37:09.160 we evolved to to just like online
00:37:12.760 yellow pages or white pages because
00:37:14.560 that thing probably a lot of spouses
00:37:17.200 you know weak males have lost their
00:37:20.200 their life to a phone book I bet but
00:37:22.540 anyhow he said that she threw the
00:37:24.380 phone book at him started throwing
00:37:25.620 shit in his room at him so he kicked her
00:37:27.280 out well the feature act the guy who was
00:37:32.120 opening up for him on the road a
00:37:33.860 younger dude was right down the hall
00:37:35.660 right and he heard the commotion or
00:37:38.320 whatever so he had come to his door and
00:37:40.740 while the chick is leaving she sees him
00:37:42.740 and she'd seen him on stage earlier
00:37:44.920 before too because she was at the show
00:37:46.680 where she met the headliner so she
00:37:49.080 starts flirting with this guy well he
00:37:51.080 doesn't really know what has occurred
00:37:52.540 he just knows that this hot chick is all
00:37:55.100 of a sudden is all over him this young
00:37:56.600 dude and she's like you should come
00:37:58.900 with me and so of course the young dude
00:38:01.740 bro you know his nuts are straight up
00:38:03.940 whispering in his ears let's go so he
00:38:07.400 left he left out with her they took a
00:38:10.520 taxi or whatever about 40 minutes and
00:38:14.160 they get out to this house and like
00:38:15.640 off this like kind of a little bit of a
00:38:17.480 not shady area but like a wooded area
00:38:19.940 and she takes him inside and they start
00:38:23.580 hooking up in this room and she's like
00:38:28.060 do you want me to is it okay if I
00:38:29.480 handcuff you and he's like sure yeah
00:38:32.260 that's cool you know he's like all
00:38:33.660 fired up so this chick like handcuffs him
00:38:37.480 and she'd taken some pills or something
00:38:39.000 right when they got there and they're all
00:38:40.980 fucked up well she handcuffs him starts
00:38:45.140 giving him a blow job and then she
00:38:49.000 passes out like unconscious like in his
00:38:53.160 lap like unconscious dude which has got
00:38:58.660 to be I mean I can't even imagine and
00:39:00.860 he's handcuffed at this house he doesn't
00:39:02.860 he doesn't know this girl really and the
00:39:06.540 door to the room is open and then he
00:39:11.200 sees headlights flash across the walls
00:39:15.160 like a car turning into the driveway the
00:39:18.240 driveway right so this dude's losing his
00:39:24.100 mind but probably just coming in his brain
00:39:27.020 but not like real sweet seed probably just
00:39:30.320 straight up scare and fear just juice just
00:39:33.660 flowing out of his his cerebellum stem into
00:39:38.440 his brain right and then he hears the front
00:39:40.440 door open like with keys and a man a grown
00:39:45.320 man walks past the room peeks in sees him
00:39:50.900 sees the girl walks into the kitchen he can
00:39:55.000 hear the guy in the kitchen here's the guy
00:39:57.200 do some stuff then the guy comes in picks
00:40:02.020 the girl up as a man about in his 50s
00:40:04.160 picks the girl up takes her out of the
00:40:07.260 room and the whole time a buddy's like a
00:40:10.320 pot you know or not my buddy but this guy's
00:40:12.160 the feature this guy who's there who's
00:40:14.720 chained up to the bed is like apologizing
00:40:17.100 and the old dude's not talking to him so
00:40:20.580 he's like scared out of his mind and they
00:40:23.180 didn't have cell phones before they had
00:40:24.580 cell phones so he's like freaking out
00:40:26.320 there's nothing he can do the dude comes
00:40:30.280 back in he's like don't make a word don't
00:40:33.700 make a sound don't say a thing and he sits
00:40:37.180 on the bed next to the guy and he's like if
00:40:40.960 I ever see with my daughter again it's not
00:40:45.100 going to end well for you and the dude is
00:40:48.120 like scared and squirrely and everything and
00:40:50.700 then the guy gives the young dude a blow job
00:40:56.280 man and he tells him like if he doesn't go
00:40:59.680 along with it that you know I don't know
00:41:03.200 maybe bad things are gonna happen or
00:41:04.720 whatever but he gives the dude a blow job
00:41:07.660 bruh like with a face and a penis dude and
00:41:12.080 that's the and then so the guy finishes or
00:41:15.460 whatever the dad then goes into the kitchen
00:41:17.480 and like apparently like made himself like a
00:41:21.120 sandwich or something I guess the kid said he
00:41:22.960 could hear the dad and they're making a
00:41:24.320 sandwich and not the kid the guy's not a
00:41:25.920 kid he's probably in his early 20s but then
00:41:29.540 the dad comes back in unlocks him tells him if he
00:41:34.320 ever sees him with his daughter again that uh that
00:41:38.040 it's that things are gonna be even worse and
00:41:40.540 then just kicks him out of the house so then
00:41:43.020 you got this young dude walking in the middle
00:41:45.420 of nowhere no phone gets to a pay phone calls
00:41:50.740 the headliner the dude who would kick the girl
00:41:53.240 out of his room earlier calls her and calls
00:41:57.880 him and says man you got to come pick me up
00:42:01.860 like this is where I am and the headliner came
00:42:04.380 and picked him up and when the when the guy got
00:42:07.220 back in his car that's the story that he told
00:42:10.140 him he told him what happened and that and that's
00:42:13.240 the story that that headliner told me and that's
00:42:16.100 the best road story that I've ever heard I mean it's
00:42:17.980 it's not great obviously because you know there's a lot
00:42:21.180 of crime in there there's um there's sexual you know
00:42:25.560 deviancy there's you know I mean the guy I guess got
00:42:28.360 orally you know raped or attacked you know it's
00:42:32.220 not right but it's fucking wild bruh you know what I'm
00:42:37.000 saying dude that's a crazy story and I can't imagine that this
00:42:40.300 headliner could make that up I mean it's just too intense
00:42:43.040 man it's just too intense bro so the blessed that's the craziest
00:42:48.880 story I ever heard I know that this uh this pod has had a lot of profanity
00:42:52.140 and stuff in it man and I'm sorry bro but I'm tired you know I'm tired and
00:42:55.840 when my brain gets weak sometimes it resorts to verbal you know it just wants
00:43:00.420 to be naughty it just wants to be naughty he won't he he got's a naughty
00:43:04.860 brain he got's a naughty brain but yeah I'm gonna break down real quick
00:43:10.460 maybe just to run through a quick recap I got to eat yogurts you know so I'm
00:43:14.480 square there I thought Melania looked good um thoughts and prayers to the
00:43:19.340 people in Georgia and Mississippi that were affected by the tornadoes a lot of
00:43:22.480 death over there I gotta get my triceps in order because you know this um and I
00:43:27.940 gotta check on this click and hip you know because uh because it's just you're
00:43:33.500 losing points there sexually I think if any younger girls or girls not young
00:43:37.540 girls you know of age adult women have any thoughts on that let me know or yeah
00:43:42.880 women you know or if you're married and your husband is body's clicking and
00:43:46.260 stuff during sex how do you do you acknowledge that do you let that pass um
00:43:51.340 man if there's something you do if there's like a silencer or something you
00:43:54.200 can put on like you wear a brace on your knee or something or you know wear
00:43:57.800 like a thick uh accoutrement around your waist to kind of hide some of the
00:44:01.440 click or muffle it uh let me know um if you see two homeless people making out
00:44:07.040 do what I do bro call the cops bro every time call the cops and the ladies
00:44:13.560 seem like well what's the crime and I'm like if they if they have sex and have a
00:44:18.720 child they're gonna make an immediately that child is homeless immediately and I
00:44:24.640 don't think that you know outdoor people and people that are having trouble don't
00:44:27.800 deserve the best but I don't know if that's the best way to go about it so what
00:44:34.080 else man let me just give you a uh I'll give you an update on how I'm feeling bro
00:44:39.460 I'm feeling I've just been feeling a little down in the dumps honestly this past
00:44:44.600 weekend so it's kind of a bummer um you know I feel a little bit sick from that
00:44:50.580 dude's uh headphones but yeah my spirits just aren't super up so I'm hoping that
00:44:56.240 tomorrow you know will be I mean obviously tomorrow's a new day and I'm gonna start
00:44:59.220 off with um you know hopefully maybe a little bit light prayer maybe some
00:45:02.640 meditation um I'm still stuck with my no masturbation policy so that's going
00:45:07.600 strong you know and I guess there are some positives and I just gotta focus on
00:45:11.540 that uh but sometimes it's not easy you know sometimes it's not easy um to keep
00:45:17.740 you know it's just life's tough and you sometimes don't even know what it is man
00:45:21.240 you know like I've suffered from depression a lot of videos you don't know
00:45:24.280 what it is but could be anything you know you know it could be anything so but
00:45:30.980 that's a little bit of what's going on with me uh I feel like we've been going
00:45:34.380 for a long time so I'm gonna postpone yeah I'm gonna postpone those oral sounds
00:45:39.200 till next week we've already talked enough about sexuality here today I feel like
00:45:43.460 and um and that sort of thing uh but I got another great story about from my
00:45:50.040 youth about oral sex but I'll tell that another time uh but yeah if you have any
00:45:54.600 thoughts on the on the on the episode or on the podcast or anything just let me
00:45:57.840 know you know because I'm trying to do my best I don't know what I'm supposed to
00:46:01.580 be doing I'm literally just sitting up in my apartment just talking into um a
00:46:05.780 recorder in the middle of the night so it's I mean if this ain't weird um I don't
00:46:12.680 know what it is but everything is so but I do appreciate you guys listening to
00:46:16.100 me I feel a little bit better than when I started I almost kind of feel like I had
00:46:19.360 somebody to talk to a little bit so maybe that's bizarre but I don't know
00:46:23.920 everything's bizarre but uh but take care of yourself why don't you do that huh
00:46:28.200 be good to yourself this week you know you owe it to yourself uh to try and be good
00:46:33.380 to yourself you know take some contrary actions if you're not feeling good try
00:46:37.100 something different you know if you got somebody to love tell them you love
00:46:41.380 them bro if you got a mother call them tell them you love them it's the only
00:46:45.840 mother you ever ever gonna have man it's the only one you ever gonna have bro I
00:46:50.320 don't care how much you hate her give her a buzz listen to her for an extra 10
00:46:54.400 minutes did I call mom the other day I don't even know what the fuck she was
00:46:58.700 talking about dude and most of the time I don't but at this age even though we
00:47:04.420 you know had odds at a lot of time in our life I just listen you know I just
00:47:08.600 listen um I just listen I'm not saying that I'm a good person because of that
00:47:14.220 I'm just saying that uh that I know that one day I'll look back and and
00:47:18.380 probably regret that I didn't so anyhow yeah sorry if I'm kind of dour you know
00:47:24.580 I'm just being however I can be but congrats to the Atlanta Falcons fans congrats to
00:47:30.580 the New England Patriots fans man Bill Belichick he's good he's good Pittsburgh
00:47:35.260 didn't show up um they just didn't show up but fuck the Saints man I love the
00:47:41.540 Saints but I just cannot deal with Sean Payton as the coach gotta go anyhow that's
00:47:45.560 enough sports talk um I'm actually gonna look on some stuff online how I can
00:47:50.060 strengthen my neck a little bit I bought this neck weight thing a while back it's
00:47:53.880 like this hula hoop for your neck uh but it's it seemed more dangerous I felt like
00:47:59.680 after a while then um then actually beneficial but we'll see we'll see man but
00:48:06.000 this is January 23rd I hope you have a great week uh and again any constructive
00:48:10.460 criticism I know this this episode got long I'll try to make it shorter in the
00:48:13.720 future you know I'm just I don't even know what I'm doing um but take care of
00:48:18.980 yourself I got some dates coming up I'll be in Baltimore in uh in February I know in
00:48:24.360 in yeah in February I'll be in Baltimore uh there's a chance I could come to
00:48:28.580 Jacksonville I should know that tomorrow um and I'll be in Virginia Beach this
00:48:33.660 coming weekend actually this weekend and I'll be in Chicago the following
00:48:39.080 weekend February 2nd through 4th out in Schaumburg but we got a lot of cool dates
00:48:43.440 coming up this year um and I appreciate you guys being here uh this is this past
00:48:48.000 weekend man have a great uh have a great day huh take care of yourself huh all
00:48:51.240 that's it that's it boy
00:48:58.320 so weird that we do this in America but that's America man we're a weird place I
00:49:06.160 think we're starting to recognize that I think everybody's starting to recognize
00:49:10.400 that but I'm happy that I live here man I feel just blessed to be in this country
00:49:14.820 the fact that we can even discuss how people feel I remember going to Cuba once
00:49:22.220 and uh and people would run up to the windows and they would tell us like that
00:49:26.400 they were prisoners but I was an American I was just drinking in their streets and
00:49:31.640 being a dumb American but I do remember that so we're pretty blessed man I am we all
00:49:39.580 are do we recognize it I hope so I don't know I don't know what I'm talking about dude
00:49:45.080 that fucking homeless guy just gotta carry my own headphones with me from now on I just
00:49:51.240 shouldn't have listened I shouldn't have listened I knew I shouldn't I just a hit I knew it wasn't
00:49:57.460 gonna be a hit there was zero chance of it being a hit dude but part of me wants you know
00:50:03.500 my inner Lou Pearlman wants to just wants to you know I don't know whatever man you guys be good
00:50:12.740 huh hail to the chief you're the chief you are the chief whoever you are hail to yourself huh be good
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