This Past Weekend with Theo Von - 11-6-17

00:00:00.000 Count to boom boom

00:00:18.240 Yeah, yeah celebrate it

00:00:30.000 All right

00:00:35.540 What's up, you little crippled missiles?

00:00:39.860 How y'all doing, huh?

00:00:41.800 Huh?

00:00:42.780 You little one-eyed arthropods, dude

00:00:45.140 What is that, a worm?

00:00:46.080 I don't even know

00:00:47.200 What is an arthropod?

00:00:48.640 A worm?

00:00:50.400 I don't know

00:00:51.080 I don't know

00:00:52.860 That's sometimes where you gotta start at, man

00:00:56.580 I don't know

00:00:58.660 I know very little

00:01:00.560 That's gonna be my new motto

00:01:02.280 Hey, buddy, you know something?

00:01:04.640 I don't

00:01:05.340 You know

00:01:06.460 Wish I did

00:01:07.840 You know

00:01:09.560 Knowledge is power

00:01:11.780 Knowledge is pressure as well, man

00:01:13.580 Having too much knowledge

00:01:14.940 That's pressure

00:01:15.600 You know

00:01:16.880 Not being open to new ideas

00:01:18.940 Boy, you get stranded

00:01:20.160 You know

00:01:22.360 You can be between a rock and a hard place

00:01:24.660 And you just might be the rock

00:01:26.000 You ever think about that?

00:01:27.200 Sometimes you

00:01:29.000 You find yourself between a rock and a hard place

00:01:31.140 And you're the rock

00:01:32.280 So sometimes you gotta

00:01:34.300 Soften up and open your brain up

00:01:36.080 To other people's ideas

00:01:37.080 I'm gonna give you an idea right here

00:01:39.980 It is Monday, November 6th

00:01:42.780 2017

00:01:43.460 And we are living

00:01:45.740 On Earth here

00:01:47.000 In this galaxy

00:01:48.420 And that's all we know

00:01:49.720 That's all I know today, man

00:01:51.640 That's all I'm running on

00:01:52.580 Thank you, guys

00:01:54.600 Happy November

00:01:55.420 Some people still want to think that

00:01:57.740 You know

00:01:59.380 That it's not almost seasonal time

00:02:01.280 Well, go to a CVS

00:02:03.100 Okay

00:02:04.060 Go to a dang CVS

00:02:06.680 Or a Rite Aid

00:02:07.940 Walgreen

00:02:09.060 Okay

00:02:10.100 Go to a Dollar General

00:02:11.780 And go to a 99 cent shop

00:02:14.500 And see if you don't

00:02:15.780 You know what I'm saying

00:02:17.240 See if you don't see some accoutrements up there

00:02:19.140 See if you don't see a special turkey

00:02:21.820 You know, one of those

00:02:23.240 You know, a papier-mâché turkey kit

00:02:26.180 You know, or some

00:02:27.700 Some of those

00:02:29.720 Little

00:02:30.500 Cans of

00:02:32.440 Gravy

00:02:33.380 See if you don't see extra gravy

00:02:35.060 At the ends of the aisle

00:02:35.960 Stacks of canned gravy

00:02:37.320 See if you don't see them

00:02:39.480 Starting to push all of that

00:02:40.680 That pumpkin pie bubble gum

00:02:42.660 You know

00:02:43.780 And that

00:02:45.040 You know

00:02:46.560 Dry giblet

00:02:48.940 Salad

00:02:50.840 Walnut

00:02:52.620 Raspberry

00:02:53.500 Things

00:02:54.540 You know what I'm talking about

00:02:55.940 Damn

00:02:57.020 Raisins

00:02:57.900 See if you don't

00:02:59.400 See if they don't start peddling all of that

00:03:01.000 It's

00:03:01.240 Because it's winter time

00:03:02.560 It's the holidays, man

00:03:05.080 If somebody comes at you this week

00:03:07.680 They won't

00:03:08.140 I need

00:03:08.780 Bro, it's the holidays

00:03:10.620 Alright

00:03:11.280 The only thing I'm doing for the next

00:03:13.780 16 or 17 days

00:03:16.560 Is

00:03:16.860 Planning how

00:03:18.080 I'm going to eat my turkey

00:03:19.420 Am I going to have it fried

00:03:22.020 Am I going to have it frizzled

00:03:23.240 Permed

00:03:24.140 You know

00:03:25.380 How do you like your turkeys

00:03:26.660 How do you like your turkey pieces

00:03:28.900 You want that dark

00:03:30.520 That white

00:03:31.280 That long neck

00:03:32.780 Would you like that turkey neck

00:03:34.720 I used to have a step uncle

00:03:37.400 And he used to suck on the turkey neck

00:03:39.400 He'd get that long strand of turkey neck meat

00:03:41.860 Put it in his mouth

00:03:43.200 And then just

00:03:44.460 Slowly pull it out of his mouth

00:03:46.360 And pretend it was a tongue

00:03:47.300 He would tell us it was a tongue

00:03:48.600 When we were children

00:03:49.840 And it would look a little bit like a tongue

00:03:53.160 In fact

00:03:53.760 Maybe it wasn't even turkey neck

00:03:55.180 It could have been

00:03:55.940 Turkey tongue

00:03:57.760 Or some kind of animal tongue

00:03:59.020 And he was pretending it was his tongue

00:04:01.320 And he was wild

00:04:03.380 And his daddy was wild

00:04:04.520 His daddy

00:04:06.880 Was named after

00:04:08.760 One of the

00:04:10.620 What are those guys

00:04:13.260 Three Musketeers

00:04:14.120 His daddy was

00:04:14.800 Mr. D'Artagnan

00:04:15.920 And

00:04:17.540 His daddy would stay over

00:04:19.840 And I guess he was my step grandfather

00:04:21.340 You know

00:04:22.060 And he was old man

00:04:23.620 Mr. D'Artagnan was old

00:04:24.860 And he would let us put lotion on his legs at night

00:04:27.960 In a non-sexual way

00:04:29.440 And it was pretty fun

00:04:31.800 You know

00:04:32.020 And that's back when

00:04:32.680 You know

00:04:33.560 It was rare that my brothers and sisters and I

00:04:36.820 Got together and did anything

00:04:38.060 And then

00:04:38.600 Mr. D'Artagnan

00:04:40.500 Would let us put lotion on his legs at night sometimes

00:04:42.920 And it was pretty fun I think

00:04:44.120 Just cause

00:04:44.540 And it wasn't sexual man

00:04:46.480 And I know some people are like

00:04:47.760 That's gross

00:04:48.440 You know

00:04:48.800 That's

00:04:49.160 You know

00:04:49.600 Y'all's being naughty with that old man

00:04:51.880 You know

00:04:52.880 Or he's being naughty with y'all

00:04:54.140 It wasn't that

00:04:54.840 Okay

00:04:55.840 I knew people that were out there

00:04:56.920 I knew naughty makers

00:04:58.040 You know

00:04:58.920 I knew people out there

00:05:00.140 That were sounding dirty horns in the distance

00:05:02.220 You know

00:05:03.140 And people ejacking back there behind the birch trees

00:05:05.720 And all of that

00:05:06.400 You know

00:05:07.540 And you know

00:05:08.780 Doing dirty stuff down by the

00:05:10.520 Big culverts

00:05:12.200 And into the

00:05:12.780 Into the storm drains and everything

00:05:14.760 And into the

00:05:15.480 Recycling bin

00:05:16.480 They used to have a man

00:05:17.040 They used to

00:05:17.480 Spray out into the recyclers

00:05:19.600 In our neighborhood

00:05:20.160 And they caught him

00:05:20.920 Actually

00:05:21.800 A couple of dogs caught him

00:05:23.180 And then the police caught him

00:05:24.340 But

00:05:25.520 But Mr. D'Artane

00:05:26.980 Wasn't like that

00:05:27.560 He just

00:05:28.180 Old man

00:05:30.360 You know

00:05:31.200 Obsessed with putting lotion on

00:05:32.800 Constantly had lotion

00:05:34.660 Dude

00:05:34.860 You couldn't

00:05:35.420 I mean you could barely

00:05:36.780 If you tried to shake his hand

00:05:38.120 Your hand would slip right off of his

00:05:39.560 That's how

00:05:40.580 I mean that man was greased up

00:05:43.200 And I think he probably used

00:05:45.240 Other types of lubricants

00:05:46.460 Random lubricants

00:05:47.380 Or anything around the house

00:05:48.560 You know

00:05:49.520 Coconut oil

00:05:50.700 Thick water

00:05:51.480 You know

00:05:53.680 Neosporin

00:05:54.600 Anything

00:05:55.220 Petroleum jelly

00:05:56.980 Kerosene

00:05:58.140 You know

00:05:58.760 He just liked to have

00:06:00.360 A little bit of shine to him

00:06:01.460 A little bit of shimmer

00:06:02.120 He didn't like that natural skin

00:06:03.540 He didn't like the

00:06:05.180 I think he would have preferred

00:06:06.740 Honestly

00:06:07.520 Having more of a

00:06:09.160 Otter type body

00:06:11.880 If he could have been an otter

00:06:12.800 But he was a man

00:06:14.140 Mr. D'Artane

00:06:14.800 And he

00:06:15.900 I know sometimes

00:06:17.440 When he stayed by her

00:06:18.540 He would let us

00:06:19.460 Kids put lotion

00:06:20.780 On to his legs

00:06:21.500 He would put it

00:06:22.060 Well he would put it on

00:06:22.920 He'd let us rub it in

00:06:23.860 And you'd think that's crazy dude

00:06:25.560 But until you've rubbed lotion

00:06:26.900 Into an old man's knees

00:06:28.380 It's not bad

00:06:31.360 It's fun

00:06:32.440 Kind of

00:06:32.800 You know

00:06:33.060 It's almost

00:06:33.680 You know

00:06:35.240 You're

00:06:35.500 You know

00:06:35.880 You're

00:06:36.180 Trying to get all this lotion

00:06:38.160 Into their skin

00:06:39.600 And it was pretty fun

00:06:40.680 Man

00:06:41.000 But welcome to this past weekend

00:06:43.160 Guys

00:06:43.700 I appreciate you guys

00:06:45.140 Joining me

00:06:45.780 Got a lot of cool stuff

00:06:48.300 I guess

00:06:48.620 That happened this week

00:06:49.420 We had some good callers

00:06:50.680 I was actually

00:06:52.880 Going to go to Africa

00:06:53.660 I was going to go to Africa

00:06:55.180 And it got cancelled

00:06:56.860 I was supposed to go

00:06:57.480 Perform for a Sheik

00:06:58.820 Or a Sheik

00:07:00.040 You know

00:07:01.340 S-H-I-S-H-E-I-K

00:07:03.800 Listen to this

00:07:04.780 So the other day

00:07:05.540 I opened my email

00:07:06.220 I get an email

00:07:08.260 Three days ago

00:07:09.240 It says

00:07:09.720 They want you in

00:07:11.100 The Seychelles

00:07:12.220 Which is off the coast

00:07:13.080 Of Madagascar

00:07:14.320 Oh you thought it was

00:07:15.440 Just a cartoon

00:07:16.080 No it's a country

00:07:16.920 You nut

00:07:17.700 You bag of damn

00:07:20.320 Dung jalapenos

00:07:22.360 Get the fire

00:07:23.920 Out of your feces

00:07:24.740 Brother

00:07:25.100 Okay

00:07:26.060 Stay natural

00:07:27.180 It is a country

00:07:30.180 Madagascar

00:07:31.120 And off the island

00:07:32.000 Of it

00:07:32.260 There's a place

00:07:33.040 Called the Seychelles

00:07:34.000 And it is supposed

00:07:35.480 To be

00:07:36.040 Just beautiful

00:07:36.960 So I get an email

00:07:38.080 In my inbox

00:07:38.620 This is a neat thing

00:07:39.240 About being

00:07:39.600 In this business

00:07:41.580 Sometimes

00:07:42.080 Is that I get an email

00:07:43.180 In my inbox

00:07:43.680 And it says

00:07:43.980 Hey they want you

00:07:44.460 In the Seychelles

00:07:45.120 They want you

00:07:45.840 A Saudi prince

00:07:49.120 Or a sheik

00:07:50.940 A sheik wants you

00:07:52.020 To come and perform

00:07:52.940 They said

00:07:54.420 And here's how

00:07:55.460 It was going to be

00:07:56.000 I would fly there

00:07:56.900 It's 24 hours of flying

00:07:58.100 Right

00:07:58.400 So I'd fly there

00:08:00.840 I could stay for

00:08:01.860 Two or three nights

00:08:02.640 At the resort

00:08:03.680 You're also at a resort

00:08:04.660 That's right there

00:08:05.380 And then

00:08:05.980 You go to this special event

00:08:07.400 That's going on

00:08:07.940 For the sheik

00:08:08.500 You perform for the audience

00:08:09.860 And then you leave

00:08:10.640 You perform behind

00:08:12.460 A plastic

00:08:13.520 Like a

00:08:14.280 You know

00:08:16.380 You ever go to like

00:08:17.480 You ever be in a neighborhood

00:08:18.960 A scary neighborhood

00:08:19.920 Or any neighborhood

00:08:21.260 And you go to get

00:08:24.380 A pay for your gasoline

00:08:25.800 At night

00:08:26.340 And the man is in there

00:08:27.720 In a little cage

00:08:28.600 And at first

00:08:29.680 You think he's sick

00:08:30.680 You know

00:08:31.300 He has

00:08:32.060 You know

00:08:33.380 They quarantine him

00:08:34.160 He's got yellow pox

00:08:35.220 Or you know

00:08:36.340 He's got cat fever

00:08:37.460 Or whatever

00:08:37.940 Cat scratch fever

00:08:39.020 Or whatever they call it

00:08:39.980 You know

00:08:40.560 They keep him inside

00:08:41.340 Of the cage

00:08:41.960 And you've got to

00:08:42.360 Slide things to him

00:08:43.180 In that drawer

00:08:43.740 Slide him a

00:08:44.760 You know

00:08:45.500 A TV dinner

00:08:46.240 Or whatever

00:08:46.760 You know

00:08:48.220 But that's what

00:08:51.180 I mean anyway

00:08:51.680 Actually those men

00:08:53.220 Are in there for safety

00:08:54.160 And they're behind

00:08:55.280 A plastic thing

00:08:56.520 Well that's the kind

00:08:58.140 Of thing you perform

00:08:58.760 For behind the

00:08:59.500 For the sheik

00:09:00.160 So his audience

00:09:00.820 Is all out there

00:09:01.380 You're in this

00:09:01.980 You know

00:09:03.120 In this

00:09:03.500 I guess almost

00:09:04.300 A human aquarium

00:09:05.140 You do your act

00:09:06.060 And you leave

00:09:06.720 You never get to meet

00:09:07.540 Anybody at the party

00:09:08.420 Blah blah blah

00:09:09.600 Or the event

00:09:10.520 That's what I heard

00:09:11.180 That's what the

00:09:11.660 That's what the offer

00:09:12.680 Was to me

00:09:13.400 Right

00:09:13.760 They said

00:09:14.680 We'll pay you

00:09:15.060 This amount of money

00:09:15.700 You got to go there

00:09:16.360 I said

00:09:16.820 And I could bring a friend

00:09:18.280 But I was like

00:09:19.920 It was economy

00:09:20.480 It was regular

00:09:21.040 You know

00:09:21.460 Regular seating

00:09:22.140 And I'm not a fancy pants

00:09:23.600 I'll sit in regular seating

00:09:24.800 I'll sit by the window

00:09:25.600 You know

00:09:26.200 If I have my preference

00:09:27.160 But I said

00:09:28.540 Look man

00:09:28.960 I'm flying 24 hours

00:09:30.660 To get there

00:09:30.960 It was three flights

00:09:31.580 Dubai

00:09:31.960 Frankfurt

00:09:32.440 So I'm thinking

00:09:34.420 I'll go first class

00:09:35.740 So I throw that back

00:09:36.820 I said look

00:09:37.280 The only way I'm going

00:09:37.860 Is if I can go first class

00:09:39.080 You know

00:09:40.600 And I don't need to take a friend

00:09:41.600 I asked two friends

00:09:42.340 Nobody could go

00:09:42.980 So next thing you know

00:09:44.460 They come back

00:09:45.340 And they say

00:09:45.680 Okay first class

00:09:46.440 Boom

00:09:46.740 Next thing you know

00:09:47.520 Tomorrow

00:09:48.340 I'm supposed to be heading to

00:09:49.220 Africa

00:09:50.060 Africa

00:09:52.140 To go over there

00:09:54.140 And

00:09:55.200 And perform for the shake

00:09:57.100 And then hang out for two nights

00:09:58.880 Or three nights

00:09:59.680 At this resort

00:10:00.820 And instead

00:10:02.120 I get an email

00:10:02.720 Last night

00:10:03.560 Literally 11.40pm

00:10:05.140 Said

00:10:05.660 The shake

00:10:06.460 Something else came up

00:10:07.440 You know

00:10:08.300 He's going to be shaking

00:10:09.060 On shakedown streets

00:10:10.020 Somewhere else

00:10:10.620 And he can't be there

00:10:11.360 So I don't get to go to Africa now

00:10:12.960 So anyway

00:10:14.180 That's one of the trials

00:10:15.000 And tribulations

00:10:15.540 That comes sometime

00:10:16.240 In this business

00:10:16.880 You know

00:10:17.320 You think you need to go back

00:10:18.600 To the motherland

00:10:19.400 Or the fatherland

00:10:20.320 You know

00:10:21.340 I'm not sure which one it is

00:10:22.100 I know the motherland is Africa

00:10:23.380 The fatherland I'm guessing

00:10:24.600 Is what

00:10:25.080 Italy

00:10:26.160 You know

00:10:27.320 Greece probably

00:10:28.200 I don't know if you've ever

00:10:29.560 Had a Greece

00:10:30.080 A Grecian around you

00:10:31.740 You know

00:10:32.720 But they can be

00:10:35.600 Kind of fatherly

00:10:36.240 Sometimes

00:10:36.700 You know

00:10:37.100 So anyhow man

00:10:39.860 That was a little bit

00:10:40.480 Of a let down

00:10:41.080 For my week

00:10:41.840 What else is going on

00:10:43.260 Dude

00:10:43.680 I don't know

00:10:46.500 I've been dealing with

00:10:47.060 Like some relationship

00:10:47.980 Type stuff

00:10:48.920 You know

00:10:49.880 You know

00:10:52.400 I kind of

00:10:52.780 I like this girl

00:10:53.900 And I just

00:10:55.260 You know

00:10:55.820 I just got so much fear

00:10:56.820 When it comes to

00:10:57.340 That kind of stuff

00:10:57.920 It's so hard for me to

00:10:59.560 Like move forward

00:11:02.040 In relationships

00:11:02.940 And you know

00:11:04.420 Commit to those

00:11:05.240 Sort of environments

00:11:06.140 I mean it's just

00:11:07.760 Oh

00:11:09.800 It's almost like impossible

00:11:10.940 It's almost impossible

00:11:12.540 For me to even

00:11:13.600 Like

00:11:17.080 Make that connection

00:11:19.200 And

00:11:21.360 Like believe that it's

00:11:23.540 I don't know if this is

00:11:24.820 Going to make sense

00:11:25.260 But in my

00:11:25.740 In my

00:11:28.140 In my brain

00:11:30.080 Like believe

00:11:30.960 That it's going to

00:11:31.940 Work out

00:11:33.120 I guess

00:11:34.140 I don't know

00:11:35.860 I don't know man

00:11:36.480 It's just really hard

00:11:37.220 For me to commit

00:11:37.860 You know

00:11:38.300 And I don't even think

00:11:38.880 It's not that I don't want to

00:11:40.200 I think it's just that

00:11:41.680 It's like I get to these walls

00:11:43.020 Where I can't

00:11:43.820 It's like I don't even know

00:11:44.960 How to

00:11:45.900 You know

00:11:48.080 Just even just

00:11:49.000 You know

00:11:50.020 The idea of having a girlfriend

00:11:52.020 Just makes me

00:11:53.080 Just panicked

00:11:54.360 You know

00:11:55.440 It's just like

00:11:56.440 You know

00:11:57.520 And some of it could come

00:11:58.420 From you know

00:11:58.820 Growing up

00:11:59.420 And just having a tough

00:12:00.360 You know

00:12:01.200 Not a strong connection

00:12:02.140 With my mother

00:12:02.780 That connection

00:12:03.500 Drove me bananas

00:12:04.560 Or whatever

00:12:05.040 You know

00:12:05.520 I don't know

00:12:06.120 You know

00:12:06.760 I'm figuring some

00:12:07.300 Of that out now

00:12:07.940 But

00:12:08.320 But yeah

00:12:11.080 Just

00:12:11.500 You know

00:12:12.600 When I had an instance

00:12:13.320 I was talking with this girl

00:12:14.620 And you know

00:12:15.960 She could

00:12:16.360 She wasn't feeling

00:12:16.920 That good about herself

00:12:17.640 And I know

00:12:17.960 All she wanted me to do

00:12:18.840 Was say

00:12:19.260 Oh you know

00:12:19.900 You're pretty

00:12:21.840 You know

00:12:22.260 She was feeling bad

00:12:22.960 About her looks

00:12:23.620 You know

00:12:24.040 And

00:12:24.920 And I couldn't say it

00:12:27.640 Man

00:12:27.960 Like I couldn't

00:12:29.040 I know that's what she wanted

00:12:30.480 All she wanted

00:12:31.080 Was just me

00:12:31.760 She wasn't fishing

00:12:32.980 For a compliment

00:12:33.640 You know

00:12:34.780 But I know

00:12:35.300 I could just tell that

00:12:36.560 It would have made her feel good

00:12:38.140 If I'd have said

00:12:38.720 You know

00:12:39.040 Oh you know

00:12:39.620 Look I think

00:12:40.180 You know

00:12:40.480 I think you're very pretty

00:12:41.520 You know

00:12:42.440 And it was easy

00:12:43.120 I knew

00:12:43.520 I knew

00:12:44.200 That's what my job was

00:12:45.380 As a human

00:12:45.940 At that moment

00:12:46.620 But I just couldn't

00:12:50.580 It was like

00:12:52.160 I was so scared

00:12:53.320 That if I

00:12:54.080 Like let this person

00:12:55.360 If I'm

00:12:57.680 If I helped make this person

00:12:58.820 Feel good

00:12:59.660 That

00:13:00.720 That they would

00:13:02.560 They would know

00:13:03.940 That then I would be

00:13:05.880 Responsible

00:13:06.640 For making them feel good

00:13:08.200 Again

00:13:09.140 And it's like

00:13:10.220 Maybe I didn't have enough

00:13:11.080 I wasn't

00:13:12.080 Like I couldn't

00:13:13.220 I didn't know

00:13:14.120 If I could do that

00:13:14.960 You know

00:13:15.500 It's almost like

00:13:16.320 I didn't trust myself enough

00:13:17.620 To

00:13:18.760 To

00:13:19.740 Make myself

00:13:21.320 The type of person

00:13:22.040 Who would make them

00:13:22.740 Feel good

00:13:23.520 You know

00:13:25.780 Again

00:13:26.380 I don't know

00:13:26.740 If that makes sense

00:13:27.360 Or not

00:13:27.660 I'm trying to

00:13:28.320 Trying to get through

00:13:29.780 Some of my thoughts here

00:13:30.900 With you guys

00:13:32.400 Right now

00:13:32.800 At this moment

00:13:33.460 I guess that's maybe wild

00:13:34.700 I don't know

00:13:35.260 But

00:13:35.780 Yeah

00:13:36.620 I just

00:13:37.020 I just couldn't do it

00:13:38.540 I was just like

00:13:39.540 Well if I let her know

00:13:41.000 That I care right now

00:13:42.320 By saying this

00:13:43.400 Then

00:13:44.360 Then

00:13:46.420 I'm gonna actually

00:13:47.800 Have to care

00:13:48.660 You know

00:13:50.080 And I'm gonna actually

00:13:50.940 Start committing myself

00:13:52.020 To caring

00:13:52.640 And that that's gonna be

00:13:54.660 Really scary for me

00:13:56.060 Because

00:13:56.960 For most of my life

00:13:59.280 I've probably just

00:14:00.320 Been used to caring

00:14:02.040 For myself

00:14:02.760 And not even in like

00:14:04.960 An egomaniac type way

00:14:06.480 Just in like a

00:14:07.540 Survival type of way

00:14:08.800 I think

00:14:09.260 You know

00:14:09.640 Like I was just so

00:14:11.060 Probably afraid that

00:14:12.200 Nobody else was caring

00:14:12.980 About me

00:14:13.680 That I had to care

00:14:15.280 So much about me

00:14:17.460 You know

00:14:18.080 And letting some of that go

00:14:19.200 And actually caring

00:14:19.960 About someone else

00:14:20.920 It's just a slippery slope

00:14:22.860 Just a slippery slope

00:14:25.020 So I don't know

00:14:26.260 That's some of the

00:14:26.720 Personal stuff

00:14:27.340 I guess

00:14:27.680 That's been going on

00:14:28.860 Oh I need to make

00:14:31.340 This announcement

00:14:31.940 I need

00:14:32.880 If you live in Los Angeles

00:14:34.200 Or have a friend that does

00:14:35.280 And you are

00:14:36.020 Interested in possibly

00:14:36.980 Working as a producer

00:14:38.120 For this past weekend

00:14:39.960 Drop me an email

00:14:41.620 Or hit me up on the hotline

00:14:43.480 985-664-9503

00:14:47.600 Or drop me an email

00:14:49.520 TheoVaughn

00:14:50.400 At Mac.com

00:14:51.960 I need some help

00:14:53.580 So things are happening here

00:14:55.700 We're you know

00:14:56.600 We're getting

00:14:57.540 We're building up steam

00:14:59.360 And I need some help

00:15:00.880 So

00:15:01.920 You know

00:15:03.300 That's one thing

00:15:03.800 That I kind of

00:15:04.260 It's kind of like a thought

00:15:05.160 That's been resonating

00:15:05.880 In my mind this week

00:15:06.820 Was

00:15:07.220 The two things

00:15:09.720 That I need to do

00:15:10.440 Are I need to work hard

00:15:11.580 And I need to ask for help

00:15:13.400 When I need it

00:15:14.440 And those are

00:15:15.400 Two things that have

00:15:16.080 Often been hard for me to do

00:15:17.500 You know

00:15:18.400 I've always been a worker

00:15:19.400 But to work hard

00:15:20.680 Sometimes

00:15:21.140 I can get sidetracked

00:15:22.480 And to ask for help

00:15:24.620 I've always had a tough time

00:15:25.640 With that

00:15:26.040 But not today

00:15:27.420 Not tonight

00:15:28.400 You know

00:15:29.280 Not today

00:15:29.980 Whatever day it is

00:15:31.180 Whenever you watch this

00:15:32.160 It's Sunday evening

00:15:33.740 For me November 5th

00:15:34.980 And it's Monday

00:15:36.040 November 6th

00:15:37.660 For this episode

00:15:38.300 Of This Past Weekend

00:15:39.540 So that's what's going on guys

00:15:42.480 You know

00:15:43.200 We got some great callers

00:15:44.160 I'm going to hit those

00:15:44.660 In a second

00:15:45.260 I also want to let you know

00:15:47.420 That you can check out

00:15:48.240 The patreon.com

00:15:50.000 Slash Theo Vaughn

00:15:51.060 For extended footage

00:15:51.960 From this week

00:15:52.720 I also just put up

00:15:54.580 A video on there

00:15:55.420 I got some new headshots

00:15:56.460 And pictures taken

00:15:57.320 Because here in Hollywood

00:15:58.640 You got to have

00:15:59.260 New pictures of yourself

00:16:00.360 You got to have

00:16:01.520 Pictures of your face

00:16:02.300 And of your

00:16:02.740 You know

00:16:03.280 Your eyes

00:16:03.880 And your nose

00:16:04.460 And your mouth

00:16:05.160 And your hair

00:16:06.120 And you have to have

00:16:06.560 Pictures of you

00:16:07.260 And I've been using

00:16:08.560 This picture

00:16:09.180 That looks like

00:16:10.440 I work at a

00:16:11.720 Like at a Chase Bank

00:16:14.280 You know

00:16:14.720 Like a young buck

00:16:15.620 That works at a Chase Bank

00:16:16.880 You know

00:16:17.740 Like in Hunt

00:16:18.400 Like in

00:16:19.020 Like in Birmingham, Alabama

00:16:21.020 And is like

00:16:22.020 Kind of like a young manager

00:16:23.300 And might be

00:16:24.240 You know

00:16:25.080 Could possibly be bisexual

00:16:26.600 Those are some of the headshots

00:16:28.040 That I've been using

00:16:28.980 And they aren't serving me anymore

00:16:31.660 Because I do not look like that

00:16:33.340 Right now

00:16:34.360 So the roles that I've been

00:16:37.020 Getting to go audition on

00:16:38.440 Are for young

00:16:41.340 Possibly closeted bankers

00:16:45.000 I'm just joking

00:16:46.180 But also I've been going on roles

00:16:47.840 For you know

00:16:49.300 Generals in an army

00:16:50.620 Or things

00:16:51.200 And then I get there

00:16:52.360 And they're like

00:16:52.760 Dude, you

00:16:53.880 Aren't going to be the general

00:16:55.560 You're going to be

00:16:56.580 The guy peeling potatoes

00:16:58.280 You know

00:16:58.760 So I've been having a

00:17:00.260 You know

00:17:00.480 I've got some new headshots

00:17:01.340 So those are the types of things

00:17:02.400 I'll be putting up on the Patreon

00:17:03.540 And plus extended footage

00:17:06.020 From today's episode

00:17:07.140 I'll have new

00:17:08.320 Extended footage

00:17:08.980 Extended footage

00:17:09.880 Every other week

00:17:10.440 But you can check that out

00:17:11.260 Patreon.com

00:17:12.020 Slash Theovan

00:17:12.760 And I want to thank you

00:17:13.840 To all the Patreon supporters

00:17:14.960 They've helped us

00:17:15.980 To get this new camera

00:17:16.960 We've got some new lighting

00:17:18.300 Coming in

00:17:18.840 And they're going to help us

00:17:19.660 To get to this

00:17:20.240 This producer

00:17:21.100 That we have as well

00:17:22.020 This new producer

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00:17:46.500 Oh

00:17:48.340 Let me tell you this man

00:17:50.740 I

00:17:51.260 I watch

00:17:54.500 Watch that

00:17:54.920 By Spang

00:17:55.780 Michael By Spang

00:17:57.480 Versus George St. Pierre

00:17:58.780 Fight

00:17:59.220 And I'm not

00:18:01.240 You know

00:18:01.540 I saw

00:18:02.100 I remember the first fight

00:18:03.380 I ever saw

00:18:04.060 You know

00:18:04.780 This Irish fellow

00:18:06.660 Named Milford King

00:18:07.800 Threw a senior citizen

00:18:09.280 Into a ditch fire

00:18:10.260 When I was young

00:18:11.800 And that man

00:18:13.140 Came back at him

00:18:13.980 A senior citizen

00:18:15.140 Mr. Polito

00:18:16.780 He got lit up on fire

00:18:18.080 And that man

00:18:19.080 Stormed back at him

00:18:19.940 He thought he was dead

00:18:20.660 He thought he was going to die

00:18:21.360 But that man

00:18:21.780 Came out that ditch

00:18:22.740 With flames

00:18:24.020 Piggybacking on his skin

00:18:25.380 And on his flannels

00:18:26.300 And on his suspenders

00:18:27.840 He had suspenders

00:18:28.700 You know

00:18:29.780 And the last thing

00:18:30.420 You want to have on

00:18:31.020 When your clothes are on fire

00:18:32.040 Is suspenders

00:18:33.420 Because that just means that

00:18:35.780 It's harder to get all your clothes off

00:18:38.800 And I watched this old man

00:18:40.800 Just burn

00:18:41.420 And just whirl

00:18:42.180 Just coming right at him

00:18:43.560 Just like a small

00:18:45.560 Senior citizen

00:18:46.600 Italian

00:18:47.280 Flaming

00:18:48.420 Cyclone

00:18:50.120 Coming right at

00:18:51.540 Big Milford King

00:18:53.400 With that

00:18:53.780 That man had

00:18:54.720 Nine inch chest hair

00:18:55.980 Dude

00:18:57.240 That guy could

00:18:57.960 Cornrow his chest hair

00:18:59.480 Man

00:18:59.780 And sometime

00:19:00.500 He would let some of the black girls

00:19:02.300 Cornrow his chest hair

00:19:03.320 And you'd think

00:19:04.320 That's a lie

00:19:04.820 And that's not even a lie

00:19:06.000 But that's one of the first fights

00:19:08.180 I saw

00:19:08.580 But I got to watch

00:19:09.280 Some of these fights

00:19:10.020 Man

00:19:10.220 I went and watched

00:19:10.700 Two fights the other night

00:19:11.840 And that

00:19:15.020 Bice being St. Pierre

00:19:15.880 Was wild

00:19:16.640 Dude

00:19:16.900 St. Pierre

00:19:17.700 I mean that man

00:19:19.520 The first of all

00:19:20.940 He might be French

00:19:22.080 He might be Canadian

00:19:22.980 You know

00:19:23.780 You don't even know dude

00:19:25.700 I mean

00:19:26.780 He's so proper

00:19:28.740 He only

00:19:29.600 He kind of looked like

00:19:30.300 Lance Armstrong

00:19:30.980 If Lance Armstrong

00:19:31.800 Got a hold of some

00:19:32.540 Actually good drugs

00:19:34.440 You know

00:19:35.120 Not that shit

00:19:36.260 That was just making him bicycle

00:19:37.940 You know

00:19:39.120 Because anybody

00:19:40.180 Could damn bicycle dude

00:19:41.540 I got a

00:19:42.540 Seven year old niece

00:19:43.820 You know

00:19:44.100 That's out there

00:19:44.540 Competing locally

00:19:45.280 And cycling

00:19:45.880 You know

00:19:47.420 But to get out there

00:19:47.960 And be UFCing

00:19:48.900 You know

00:19:50.140 Excuse me

00:19:51.440 You got to really be into it

00:19:52.800 You know

00:19:53.360 And you got to have that

00:19:53.940 High class stuff

00:19:55.160 Going on inside of your body

00:19:56.260 But St. Pierre man

00:19:57.720 He really got out there

00:19:58.660 And the way he finished off

00:19:59.720 The fight at the end

00:20:00.600 And was such a

00:20:02.960 Was so like

00:20:04.580 Just kindred about it afterwards

00:20:06.420 You know

00:20:07.000 He's respectful of the sport

00:20:08.280 Respectful of the audience

00:20:09.560 And so was

00:20:11.220 By Spang man

00:20:12.120 He said the same stuff

00:20:13.720 He said you know

00:20:14.380 That man's got a hell of a squeeze

00:20:15.980 On him

00:20:16.260 He squeezed me out

00:20:17.100 And By Spang is wild dude

00:20:19.640 He got blacked out

00:20:21.800 He didn't even tap out

00:20:22.980 Because you could tap your arm

00:20:24.560 On the carpet

00:20:25.060 If you don't want to fight anymore

00:20:26.420 You can tap your arm

00:20:27.600 On the carpet

00:20:28.400 You know

00:20:29.340 It's probably like

00:20:31.020 At an old folks home

00:20:31.780 If you've had too many pills

00:20:32.800 If they're pilling you up

00:20:33.900 You just give that beat down

00:20:36.480 And they you know

00:20:37.040 They stop the presses

00:20:38.460 On that morphine dripper

00:20:39.600 On them oxys

00:20:40.380 You know

00:20:41.480 They keep pop pop

00:20:42.360 Off them oxys

00:20:43.240 But

00:20:44.620 Man

00:20:45.660 He just said

00:20:48.060 Nah I'm just going to

00:20:48.800 Go on all the way

00:20:49.720 I'm going to keep fighting

00:20:50.880 Until I'm unconscious

00:20:52.240 Man that was

00:20:54.300 That was incredible to see dude

00:20:55.760 Because I will tap out

00:20:57.420 Before the fight starts

00:20:58.800 You know what I'm saying dude

00:21:00.420 I will tap out

00:21:02.280 If we're supposed to fight tomorrow

00:21:04.120 Dude I'll tap out tonight

00:21:05.360 Before dessert

00:21:06.200 You know what I'm saying

00:21:07.900 I'll order two scoops ice cream

00:21:09.640 And fucking tap out

00:21:10.660 Right here at the dinner table

00:21:11.760 So that was impressive man

00:21:13.760 Just to see men

00:21:14.460 To go to those depths

00:21:15.400 You know

00:21:15.820 To see men go that deep

00:21:17.400 And get into their brains

00:21:18.780 That much

00:21:19.360 And thank you guys

00:21:20.640 For joining me this time

00:21:21.440 On this past weekend

00:21:22.460 I'm going to hit

00:21:23.280 A call right here

00:21:24.680 We had some callers

00:21:25.340 That hit the hotline

00:21:26.040 The hotline is

00:21:26.520 985-664-9503

00:21:29.600 We had some callers

00:21:30.860 That hit the hotline

00:21:31.880 And we were talking

00:21:33.320 About what's real

00:21:33.900 What feels real to people

00:21:34.940 And then we had

00:21:35.760 A couple other calls

00:21:36.460 That came in

00:21:36.860 I want to get to some of them

00:21:37.820 But I appreciate you guys

00:21:39.320 I appreciate you guys

00:21:40.740 Being here with me

00:21:41.620 And let's get into

00:21:43.500 This call right here

00:21:44.280 Here we go

00:21:45.000 What's up Theo

00:21:46.560 It's Devin

00:21:47.340 Calling again from Tampa

00:21:48.700 What's up Devin

00:21:50.080 Thank you for calling

00:21:50.800 From Tampa dude

00:21:51.600 Tampa

00:21:51.960 If you get down there

00:21:53.500 To Ybor City

00:21:54.320 I remember I was down there

00:21:56.380 And they had a lot of men

00:21:58.480 And it was being gentrified

00:21:59.760 The downtown there

00:22:01.240 Ybor City

00:22:02.060 Or Y-B-O-R

00:22:04.100 Y-B-O-R

00:22:05.000 Y-B-O-R

00:22:05.520 Y-B-O-R

00:22:06.620 Was being gentrified

00:22:08.960 And also

00:22:10.340 Gentrified by predominantly

00:22:12.000 Gay

00:22:12.440 Gent

00:22:12.780 Gent

00:22:13.440 Gentrimen

00:22:14.460 So it was wild

00:22:16.800 Because you had this neighborhood

00:22:17.740 That was kind of thuggish

00:22:18.920 But also there was a lot of

00:22:20.580 Homosexual men running around

00:22:23.200 And no offense

00:22:26.500 If you're a homosexual man

00:22:27.760 I might be homosexual

00:22:28.560 When I get older

00:22:29.300 So don't take that out of my cards

00:22:32.260 Until you know

00:22:33.000 Until I've played them all

00:22:34.500 You know what I'm saying

00:22:35.180 Don't take that out of my deck

00:22:36.380 And don't judge me

00:22:37.540 Until I've played them all

00:22:38.420 So you had this wild mix

00:22:41.160 Down there of thugs

00:22:42.340 And men that was trying to catch that D

00:22:44.740 You know

00:22:45.220 Or catch that

00:22:45.780 You know

00:22:46.180 Not all of them trying to catch that

00:22:47.780 But at least trying to catch a hug

00:22:48.960 Or look you in the eyes

00:22:49.760 For a long time

00:22:50.540 Then that's natural

00:22:52.140 During a conversation

00:22:53.040 And I got out there

00:22:55.680 And

00:22:57.120 And I kept having these dreams

00:23:01.420 When I was living there

00:23:02.340 While I was staying there for a week

00:23:03.740 That I was getting jacked

00:23:06.540 You know

00:23:06.760 Because they had a lot of thugs

00:23:07.580 And gang bangers

00:23:08.580 And that I was getting jacked

00:23:10.780 By

00:23:11.320 Gay gang bangers

00:23:13.240 You know

00:23:13.640 I kept having this dream

00:23:14.900 That a dude would run up behind me

00:23:16.000 And be like

00:23:16.320 Give me all your money

00:23:17.380 And let me suck on your dick

00:23:19.220 For a second

00:23:19.840 You know

00:23:21.100 And I kept having that dream

00:23:22.880 And then the guy made me

00:23:23.880 Actually

00:23:24.160 He took my wallet

00:23:24.880 He made me jerk off

00:23:25.760 Into my own wallet

00:23:26.560 And took my wallet

00:23:27.980 So that's how that dream ended up

00:23:30.120 But anyhow

00:23:31.840 That's

00:23:32.480 That's some of the stuff

00:23:33.540 That I was

00:23:33.940 That I went through

00:23:34.660 Whenever I was

00:23:35.160 You know

00:23:36.080 Being down there by Tampa

00:23:36.960 But let's go on

00:23:37.840 Devin

00:23:38.040 Thank you for calling

00:23:38.720 I left you a voicemail earlier

00:23:40.900 But I was all over the fucking place

00:23:42.340 So I'm

00:23:43.100 Calling you again

00:23:43.820 And fucking

00:23:44.540 Taking a mulligan

00:23:45.600 On that last one

00:23:46.480 And that's fine

00:23:47.420 You know

00:23:47.620 I know sometimes

00:23:48.160 If people hit the hotline

00:23:49.040 It can be a little nerve wracking

00:23:50.020 Just leaving a voicemail

00:23:50.920 Not knowing

00:23:51.420 You know

00:23:51.800 If it's going into the ether

00:23:52.980 Or what

00:23:53.500 So I appreciate that

00:23:54.680 Onward

00:23:55.040 But I wanted to call

00:23:56.540 You know

00:23:57.220 Maybe talk about what's real

00:23:58.320 As you said

00:23:58.780 Last episode

00:23:59.600 You know

00:24:01.360 I was in Tallahassee

00:24:02.520 Last weekend

00:24:03.160 With my friends

00:24:04.160 And it got me thinking

00:24:04.960 Of you know

00:24:05.620 What's real

00:24:06.120 And just what's important

00:24:06.980 To me

00:24:07.400 Because you know

00:24:08.560 We were just sitting

00:24:09.120 On the couch

00:24:09.780 Doing whatever

00:24:10.680 And you know

00:24:12.560 Just talking shit

00:24:13.480 Now doing whatever

00:24:14.620 Sometimes can be drugs

00:24:15.820 Or it can be

00:24:16.660 You know

00:24:18.440 Rare

00:24:18.720 You know

00:24:19.060 I guess

00:24:19.420 You could just be doing

00:24:20.300 Nothing also

00:24:21.040 Nothing or drugs

00:24:22.040 Let's hear more

00:24:22.900 And I think that

00:24:24.220 That's what's real

00:24:25.520 And that's probably

00:24:26.240 The only thing

00:24:27.080 That's real right now

00:24:28.000 You know

00:24:28.920 You just have so many

00:24:29.940 Opinions on complete

00:24:31.400 Opposite sides

00:24:32.180 With each other

00:24:32.740 And you know

00:24:33.720 Both sides

00:24:34.460 You know

00:24:35.040 Politically

00:24:35.640 Or just whatever

00:24:36.540 Just seem to be

00:24:37.940 So ridiculous these days

00:24:39.120 I can't even find myself

00:24:40.600 Having opinions anymore

00:24:41.800 You know

00:24:42.680 Oh that's interesting

00:24:44.120 Yeah it's like

00:24:45.880 Is it even worth

00:24:46.800 Having an opinion anymore

00:24:47.880 It's almost kind of nice

00:24:49.480 It's almost like

00:24:49.940 Nobody wants to

00:24:50.460 Really hear anybody's

00:24:51.840 Opinion that much anymore

00:24:52.860 You know

00:24:53.980 Especially if your opinion

00:24:55.160 Has to be right

00:24:56.200 You know

00:24:57.480 If you have to be right

00:24:59.080 You know

00:25:00.580 Oh

00:25:00.960 Oh you know it all

00:25:02.640 Do you guy

00:25:03.380 Wow

00:25:04.220 Well I'll be darn

00:25:06.320 You know

00:25:08.280 Yeah it's tough

00:25:09.760 It is

00:25:10.380 It's almost exhausting

00:25:11.560 Even to have opinions

00:25:12.840 That's interesting man

00:25:14.660 Appreciate you sharing that thought

00:25:15.720 Let's hear the end of this call

00:25:16.700 You know

00:25:17.100 So what me and my friends

00:25:18.540 I think we tend to do

00:25:19.620 And you know

00:25:21.000 Value humor so much

00:25:22.140 Just because

00:25:22.760 You know

00:25:23.080 We just really sit back

00:25:24.260 And observe

00:25:25.900 And just really make fun

00:25:26.880 Of it all

00:25:27.300 And that's a good thing

00:25:28.700 To do man

00:25:29.300 You know

00:25:29.980 There's a lot of good

00:25:30.960 Making fun of it all

00:25:31.860 Now the problem

00:25:32.880 I notice out here

00:25:33.420 In Los Angeles

00:25:33.920 Is a lot of them

00:25:34.640 Making fun of it all

00:25:35.440 Is it's only

00:25:36.280 It's so one sided

00:25:37.440 I mean

00:25:37.820 You know

00:25:38.500 You can't really be

00:25:39.700 Universal these days

00:25:40.960 And even in

00:25:41.800 I feel like

00:25:42.320 In humor

00:25:42.840 Well in humor

00:25:43.460 You can try

00:25:44.220 But it's tough man

00:25:45.760 You know

00:25:46.800 It's very

00:25:48.660 It's very hard

00:25:50.620 For people these days

00:25:51.360 To see other people's

00:25:52.180 Perspectives

00:25:52.760 Or to really want

00:25:53.660 To try to

00:25:54.440 You know

00:25:55.400 And that's really tough

00:25:56.140 For a lot of people

00:25:56.880 But yeah

00:25:57.520 Is it worth even

00:25:58.060 Having opinions

00:25:58.680 Maybe it's not

00:25:59.300 Maybe it's a time

00:25:59.960 When we can

00:26:00.340 Take a break

00:26:01.080 From having some

00:26:01.720 Strong opinions

00:26:02.400 You know

00:26:02.860 And just get into

00:26:03.820 What makes us feel good

00:26:04.880 But yeah

00:26:05.500 Spending time

00:26:05.960 With your friends

00:26:06.400 That is pretty real man

00:26:07.520 You know

00:26:08.940 A buddy of mine

00:26:09.580 He's a musician

00:26:10.300 You know

00:26:11.300 He does music

00:26:12.020 And he can do

00:26:14.720 The piano

00:26:15.220 And he can do

00:26:15.780 I think

00:26:16.080 Different types

00:26:16.580 Of instruments

00:26:17.220 I have to ask him

00:26:18.000 But he

00:26:19.400 Invited me over

00:26:20.960 To watch the fights

00:26:21.840 And at first

00:26:23.400 I was like

00:26:24.080 You know

00:26:24.620 I don't know

00:26:25.120 If I'm going to go

00:26:26.060 And it didn't have

00:26:26.760 Anything to do

00:26:27.160 With my friend

00:26:27.700 It just had to do

00:26:28.480 With me

00:26:28.880 What do I want to do

00:26:30.280 What do I want to get out

00:26:31.320 Of my

00:26:31.540 You know

00:26:32.240 I'm comfortable

00:26:33.380 I just

00:26:33.900 And then I said

00:26:34.800 You know what

00:26:35.200 I'm just going to go

00:26:35.860 I'm just going to go

00:26:37.200 And the second I get somewhere

00:26:38.980 I have a good time

00:26:39.760 You know

00:26:40.640 Usually

00:26:41.080 Unless it's an

00:26:41.600 Uncomfortable environment

00:26:42.580 You know

00:26:43.020 You know

00:26:43.940 Like a

00:26:44.440 Freelance gun range

00:26:46.860 Or a damn

00:26:47.500 You know

00:26:48.940 A birthday party

00:26:49.740 For a one year old

00:26:50.780 That shit is

00:26:51.400 Ridiculous dude

00:26:52.840 If I'm one

00:26:53.800 And you see somebody

00:26:55.240 Throw me a

00:26:55.700 A birthday party

00:26:57.420 Dude

00:26:57.840 Bro

00:26:59.340 You could

00:26:59.740 You could throw darts

00:27:00.560 At everybody

00:27:01.040 At that thing

00:27:01.680 Strong darts

00:27:02.620 Pointy ones

00:27:03.220 Big ones

00:27:03.900 Ones you have to

00:27:04.600 Throw with two hands

00:27:05.460 Because I don't want

00:27:06.660 Somebody throwing me

00:27:07.160 A damn birthday party

00:27:08.260 When I'm one

00:27:09.000 Weird story though

00:27:11.620 I did go to a birthday

00:27:12.480 Party for a one year old

00:27:13.660 Before I had this

00:27:14.520 Point of view

00:27:15.060 At Perry Farrell's house

00:27:17.100 Who was the lead singer

00:27:18.220 Of Jane's Addiction

00:27:18.960 And that was

00:27:19.560 That was interesting

00:27:21.500 But thank you

00:27:22.720 For that call man

00:27:23.620 Thank you for that call

00:27:24.700 I don't even know

00:27:25.440 What my train of thought

00:27:26.120 Was right there

00:27:26.860 What were we thinking about

00:27:27.900 Let's hear a little bit more

00:27:30.200 Here we go

00:27:30.760 Hey Theo

00:27:32.480 What's going on man

00:27:33.480 This is Pete

00:27:34.920 From Pennsylvania

00:27:36.480 Pennsylvania Pete

00:27:38.700 What's up brother

00:27:40.400 How you feeling

00:27:40.880 You feeling good

00:27:41.560 Thank you for calling

00:27:42.980 Let's hear some more

00:27:43.760 I love the podcast dude

00:27:45.500 It's awesome

00:27:46.360 Very real

00:27:48.280 You know

00:27:48.720 You seem like

00:27:49.200 A super cool guy

00:27:50.100 And I was just wondering

00:27:52.420 About the internet

00:27:55.700 In general

00:27:56.580 And internet addiction

00:27:58.260 Because I feel like

00:27:59.660 My default state

00:28:00.740 Is to go home

00:28:03.100 And I just get on

00:28:04.040 The computer

00:28:04.580 I get on the internet

00:28:05.700 And I'm so sick of it

00:28:07.800 It's just like a default

00:28:09.020 You know

00:28:09.420 I'm not improving

00:28:10.180 I got so many things

00:28:11.220 That I want to do

00:28:12.080 And you know

00:28:14.120 I want to talk to

00:28:14.860 Go out

00:28:15.660 Talk to people

00:28:16.660 You know

00:28:17.240 Go learn the guitar

00:28:18.540 Go train

00:28:19.420 Yeah you know

00:28:20.700 It's funny man

00:28:21.580 I found myself

00:28:22.800 Recently doing that

00:28:23.940 On

00:28:24.400 Just with my phone

00:28:25.960 I find

00:28:26.700 I noticed two things

00:28:27.640 One

00:28:28.060 I'll go to my phone

00:28:29.500 And then two

00:28:30.580 I will

00:28:31.520 I will

00:28:34.520 You know

00:28:34.980 There's a couple of

00:28:35.580 Specific things

00:28:36.340 That I'll get on

00:28:37.020 You know

00:28:37.400 Instagrams

00:28:38.280 Or

00:28:38.660 Twitters

00:28:41.780 You know

00:28:42.760 Or texting

00:28:44.020 And the most frustrating

00:28:46.700 Part is the new

00:28:47.300 iPhone update

00:28:48.140 Or whatever

00:28:48.600 Dude that makes

00:28:49.480 Everything takes

00:28:50.080 An extra five seconds

00:28:51.000 Because it's slow

00:28:51.900 You know

00:28:52.560 It's slow

00:28:53.060 It's not working accurate

00:28:54.100 You know

00:28:55.100 It's like my phone

00:28:56.060 Got this damn

00:28:56.700 You know

00:28:57.500 Mental disorder

00:28:58.380 You know

00:28:59.400 It's almost like

00:29:00.040 Asking a dumb friend

00:29:01.000 For something

00:29:01.420 Every time you want

00:29:02.080 To use it

00:29:02.660 You know

00:29:03.940 It's like

00:29:04.720 It's got to

00:29:05.080 Check its pockets

00:29:05.860 Every time I ask him

00:29:06.800 You know

00:29:07.380 To borrow

00:29:07.720 Every time I ask his phone

00:29:08.680 To borrow a dollar

00:29:09.380 It's got to check its pockets

00:29:10.560 Or you should just

00:29:11.520 Hit me with that buck

00:29:12.460 But yeah

00:29:14.400 I feel you man

00:29:15.100 It's um

00:29:15.700 It is

00:29:16.720 It's a crazy addiction

00:29:17.740 Let's hear a few more

00:29:19.020 Of your thoughts on this

00:29:20.340 But uh

00:29:21.920 It's hard to find the time

00:29:23.380 To do anything

00:29:24.220 If uh

00:29:25.240 All you do

00:29:26.020 You get home from working

00:29:26.820 You just go on the computer

00:29:27.660 So

00:29:27.980 I'm thinking of totally

00:29:29.900 Getting rid of it

00:29:31.380 But uh

00:29:32.380 Yeah let me know

00:29:33.760 Maybe I'll throw it out

00:29:34.660 The window or something

00:29:35.500 Well look man

00:29:37.120 That's a real thing man

00:29:38.860 You know

00:29:39.340 But that's a crazy

00:29:40.400 If you throw it out the window

00:29:41.240 Can you imagine

00:29:41.760 Even the feeling I get

00:29:43.120 When I don't have my phone

00:29:44.300 When I'm not sure where it is

00:29:45.740 It's unbelievable

00:29:48.040 And it's crazy

00:29:49.760 To think that

00:29:50.920 Other things are illegal

00:29:52.240 But that having a

00:29:53.620 But a phone is not

00:29:55.000 It's not deemed

00:29:56.440 Like an addictive

00:29:57.260 Like

00:29:58.560 You can't have cocaine

00:29:59.780 Because it's addictive

00:30:02.100 Because it's bad for you

00:30:04.540 But a phone

00:30:06.620 We can have it

00:30:07.440 You know

00:30:09.740 It's just

00:30:10.820 There's so much business

00:30:11.860 Tied to it

00:30:12.360 There's no way

00:30:12.740 They would ever keep it away

00:30:13.620 You know

00:30:14.080 And we would probably

00:30:15.800 Be uproarious

00:30:16.980 A lot of us would be

00:30:18.020 At first

00:30:18.520 But I bet

00:30:19.020 Man

00:30:19.380 Two weeks after

00:30:20.220 Being

00:30:20.780 You know

00:30:21.800 Separated from those things

00:30:23.180 We would go back to

00:30:24.420 I mean that's the thing

00:30:25.740 Young people

00:30:26.280 These kids

00:30:26.800 They don't have any idea

00:30:27.920 What it was like

00:30:28.720 To just be

00:30:30.200 A person

00:30:31.980 You know

00:30:34.480 To use your imagination

00:30:35.620 Every time you wanted

00:30:36.360 To think of something

00:30:37.500 Or to see something

00:30:39.220 Like that's the number one thing

00:30:41.040 I feel like we're going to be

00:30:41.900 That we're killing off

00:30:42.820 Is our imagination

00:30:43.740 Like how is imagination

00:30:46.540 Supposed to

00:30:48.440 Survive

00:30:50.020 You know

00:30:51.800 Through time

00:30:52.620 Like genetically

00:30:53.460 In the face of technology

00:30:57.360 I don't see how it can

00:30:58.400 I mean I was talking to my niece

00:31:00.160 You know

00:31:00.640 When she's seven or eight

00:31:01.680 Hell she might be nine dude

00:31:04.240 You know

00:31:05.080 I'm kind of a mid-range uncle

00:31:07.100 And I wonder

00:31:09.460 I was asking her about

00:31:13.180 I said

00:31:13.580 Use your imagination

00:31:14.540 She's like

00:31:14.940 What do you

00:31:15.320 What is that

00:31:16.120 She's like

00:31:17.380 Is that

00:31:17.920 On the phone

00:31:19.780 And it just blew my mind

00:31:21.800 She thought it was an app

00:31:22.980 She thought it was an app

00:31:24.740 You know

00:31:26.580 And that's

00:31:27.000 It's just like

00:31:27.780 Then what

00:31:28.660 When imagination is dead

00:31:30.760 Man we're locked

00:31:32.100 We're locked

00:31:34.000 You know

00:31:35.000 We're locked into

00:31:36.380 Advancement that's based

00:31:39.220 Only in

00:31:41.080 It would seem like

00:31:43.120 In hardware

00:31:43.640 Then

00:31:44.600 You know

00:31:45.840 Only in

00:31:46.680 What is

00:31:47.600 Tangible

00:31:49.180 You know

00:31:49.780 Very tangible

00:31:50.520 Like

00:31:50.860 You know

00:31:52.060 I don't want to say

00:31:52.640 Just in technology

00:31:53.680 But

00:31:54.120 I don't know

00:31:55.880 Imagination used to be

00:31:56.800 The thing that

00:31:57.260 I mean that was the thing

00:31:57.840 That kept me alive the most

00:31:58.900 Was that I could escape

00:32:00.260 My reality by having

00:32:01.280 An imagination

00:32:01.800 And I just worry

00:32:03.700 That if kids don't have

00:32:04.780 That in the future

00:32:05.420 Then what is that

00:32:06.080 If that doesn't evolve

00:32:07.460 With us as humans

00:32:08.260 Then what does it look like

00:32:09.140 You know

00:32:10.440 What does it look like

00:32:11.900 When there's no imagination

00:32:12.900 When the only thing

00:32:14.540 You're able to see

00:32:15.500 Is only what's in front of you

00:32:17.140 And that when you go

00:32:19.480 Look inside your brain

00:32:20.900 To create something

00:32:22.020 For yourself

00:32:22.620 You're unable to

00:32:23.800 You know

00:32:25.140 That's

00:32:26.280 That's bizarre

00:32:27.600 That's bizarre

00:32:28.940 You know

00:32:30.480 And I

00:32:30.700 Yeah it's like

00:32:31.180 How

00:32:31.420 Like

00:32:31.860 At what level of a phone

00:32:33.380 Is it still helpful to us

00:32:34.860 You know

00:32:36.020 I don't find it that helpful

00:32:37.420 You know

00:32:39.480 But then

00:32:40.420 With that said

00:32:41.300 I'll be blasting out

00:32:42.520 A link to this

00:32:43.340 You know

00:32:44.160 I'll be posting

00:32:45.040 Something from this

00:32:45.820 On Instagram

00:32:46.400 Or Twitter

00:32:47.000 Or Facebook

00:32:47.540 You know

00:32:48.820 So it's like

00:32:49.580 Certainly of use

00:32:50.880 But

00:32:51.220 Is it

00:32:52.600 Is it as addictive

00:32:53.520 As a drug

00:32:54.160 Everyone's addicted

00:32:55.460 To the phone

00:32:56.440 Addicted

00:32:57.620 But then

00:32:58.640 Were there other things

00:32:59.400 People were addicted to

00:33:00.180 When they first came out

00:33:01.000 Shoes

00:33:01.680 You know

00:33:02.340 Spitting on somebody

00:33:05.200 Dude

00:33:06.660 I bet a long time ago

00:33:07.580 People were like

00:33:08.020 No

00:33:08.260 I would never spit on somebody

00:33:09.400 And then

00:33:10.020 Somebody spit on

00:33:11.160 Somebody

00:33:11.640 And somebody's like

00:33:13.060 Oh

00:33:13.480 Fuck yeah

00:33:14.440 I'm spitting on somebody

00:33:15.480 You know

00:33:16.740 Or the first person

00:33:18.020 That showed up with shoes

00:33:19.000 I'm sure everybody's like

00:33:19.880 What the fuck

00:33:21.400 You know

00:33:22.200 Constance

00:33:23.680 Is afraid to have her feet

00:33:25.740 On the earth

00:33:26.300 What a nutcase

00:33:27.560 You know

00:33:28.400 She likes to

00:33:29.480 You know

00:33:29.980 She

00:33:30.160 You know

00:33:31.100 She likes to be upstairs

00:33:32.080 But only like

00:33:32.940 A half inch upstairs

00:33:34.120 You know

00:33:35.320 And Constance has on shoes

00:33:37.680 But then now

00:33:39.740 Constance was a damn

00:33:41.100 Constance

00:33:42.560 Kistador

00:33:43.320 You know

00:33:44.060 She was a pioneer

00:33:45.120 Because everybody

00:33:46.560 Have shoes on

00:33:47.480 You know

00:33:49.060 We're the first person

00:33:49.720 To grow their eyebrows out

00:33:51.060 You know

00:33:52.660 Because if you look

00:33:53.260 At a lot of pictures

00:33:53.960 And stuff on cave drawings

00:33:55.160 And all that hieroglyphics

00:33:56.200 A lot of people

00:33:56.700 They don't have eyebrows

00:33:57.420 They don't put eyebrows

00:33:58.580 On people

00:33:59.120 So I know it's not

00:34:02.080 There's not a lot of science

00:34:03.020 Out there to back it up

00:34:03.920 But I

00:34:04.180 I don't think eyebrows

00:34:05.300 Were always the most popular

00:34:06.620 You know

00:34:08.020 You know

00:34:10.160 Facial follicle

00:34:11.320 Haberdashery

00:34:12.320 Going on

00:34:12.920 You know

00:34:13.900 I mean

00:34:14.800 They're really just

00:34:15.460 Mustaches for your eyes

00:34:16.980 That's all they are

00:34:18.800 And

00:34:20.120 I think there was

00:34:21.180 Probably somebody

00:34:21.680 Came along

00:34:22.320 You know

00:34:23.180 That first day

00:34:23.880 A guy had been

00:34:24.420 Living out on his own

00:34:25.220 For a little bit

00:34:25.880 You know

00:34:26.180 Maybe ate some plants

00:34:27.640 That made him feel

00:34:28.260 Kind of

00:34:28.740 You know

00:34:29.480 Erotic

00:34:29.980 And he got wild

00:34:31.580 And he came in

00:34:32.680 With that good good

00:34:33.580 You know

00:34:34.020 And that's

00:34:35.520 And that's how I think

00:34:37.740 That you know

00:34:38.160 Having eyebrows

00:34:38.800 Really took over

00:34:40.100 With some dude

00:34:41.180 You know

00:34:41.500 Got shroomed out

00:34:42.460 And you know

00:34:43.620 For probably like a month

00:34:44.720 I mean

00:34:45.760 Shroomed out

00:34:47.740 You know what I'm saying

00:34:48.900 Man

00:34:49.340 Where he was

00:34:50.760 Just had the rings

00:34:51.400 Of Saturn around his neck

00:34:52.720 Every time he opened his eyes

00:34:54.040 You know what I'm saying

00:34:54.760 I'm talking about

00:34:56.420 Where you know

00:34:57.000 He might have seen

00:34:57.460 The Mars rover

00:34:58.220 Land on his cheek

00:34:59.280 Because that dude

00:35:00.420 Was living in

00:35:01.420 Out of space

00:35:02.500 You know what I'm saying

00:35:04.520 He might have woke up

00:35:05.240 With a Lance Armstrong

00:35:06.540 Taste in his mouth

00:35:08.480 Because that dude

00:35:09.940 Had that galactic breath

00:35:11.800 You know what I'm saying

00:35:12.560 Shroomed out

00:35:13.400 And then he said

00:35:14.580 You know

00:35:14.800 I'm going to grow

00:35:15.220 My eyebrows out

00:35:16.480 And I'm going to

00:35:18.140 Live a little

00:35:18.560 And I'm going to

00:35:18.940 Have mustaches

00:35:19.660 Above my eyes

00:35:20.520 Because I'll be

00:35:21.980 Damn

00:35:22.400 If each one of my

00:35:23.200 Optical circles

00:35:24.120 Ain't going to be

00:35:24.820 Fucking

00:35:25.360 A Burt Reynolds

00:35:26.560 So you know that

00:35:28.520 But I agree

00:35:29.820 It's addictive

00:35:30.320 Let's hear more

00:35:31.180 Let's hear another call

00:35:32.620 Here

00:35:33.480 Theo

00:35:34.580 It's Bo

00:35:35.440 I'm high again

00:35:37.400 Damn it

00:35:38.000 But

00:35:38.320 Okay we got Bo

00:35:41.320 He's high again

00:35:42.240 Didn't know you were high

00:35:43.340 The first time

00:35:43.960 Thank you for calling Bo

00:35:44.780 You asked what was real

00:35:47.240 And I took a few days

00:35:49.460 And I thought about it

00:35:51.440 And I think it's

00:35:54.440 Family

00:35:56.280 And friendship

00:35:58.520 And

00:36:00.660 It doesn't necessarily

00:36:03.440 Have to be

00:36:04.520 The people you were raised by

00:36:06.020 Or

00:36:06.400 The people that are around you

00:36:09.360 Right now

00:36:10.260 But it's the

00:36:11.060 People that you can just

00:36:12.560 Fuck up

00:36:13.200 So bad

00:36:14.540 And they still love you

00:36:17.440 Okay

00:36:18.680 So that's what's real

00:36:20.000 Is people you know

00:36:20.760 Family and friendship

00:36:21.680 And we had

00:36:22.340 The same thing that

00:36:23.300 Devin called in about

00:36:24.300 And

00:36:25.520 And also that

00:36:26.760 People you can fuck up

00:36:27.960 And they'll just forgive you

00:36:29.280 No matter what

00:36:30.280 And I'm guessing

00:36:31.300 Those are the people

00:36:31.800 That are closest to you

00:36:33.040 So that's kind of a

00:36:33.840 Way to reframe them

00:36:35.280 Yeah

00:36:36.760 I mean that is pretty real

00:36:38.820 You know

00:36:39.060 I guess I see

00:36:40.180 You know

00:36:40.580 Mothers that

00:36:42.000 When their sons

00:36:43.000 Get convicted of murder

00:36:44.100 Or now they got snapped

00:36:45.320 Because women are doing

00:36:46.660 Most of the murdering

00:36:48.040 Or when their daughters

00:36:49.840 Get you know

00:36:50.540 Convicted of

00:36:51.780 You know

00:36:52.320 Conspiring to

00:36:53.360 You know

00:36:54.480 Derail an election

00:36:55.700 Or whatever

00:36:56.280 You know

00:36:58.320 Or their sons do

00:36:59.380 That

00:37:01.160 You

00:37:02.600 You know

00:37:04.000 That the mother is forgiving

00:37:05.020 You know

00:37:05.700 That the mother is forgiving

00:37:06.860 And I've always wondered

00:37:08.460 Why

00:37:08.860 How that's capable

00:37:09.620 And I think

00:37:10.080 Because it's just probably

00:37:10.820 That some of

00:37:11.240 That familial

00:37:12.220 Something

00:37:13.640 Something that's

00:37:14.580 Beyond

00:37:15.200 Beyond

00:37:17.920 Calculable

00:37:18.860 Calculable

00:37:20.120 Yeah

00:37:21.380 That can't really be

00:37:22.620 Quantified

00:37:23.260 And that's that connection

00:37:24.580 Between strong friends

00:37:25.760 Or strong family

00:37:26.560 Let's hear more

00:37:27.180 At times whenever

00:37:28.760 You don't even love yourself

00:37:30.000 I think that is

00:37:32.240 The only thing

00:37:33.440 That's real

00:37:35.200 Maybe not the only thing

00:37:38.380 That's probably

00:37:39.000 You know

00:37:39.640 That's

00:37:40.220 I don't know

00:37:41.140 Everything

00:37:41.660 But

00:37:42.260 To me

00:37:43.720 I don't know

00:37:45.300 I'm kind of losing track

00:37:46.700 Of where I'm going right now

00:37:48.000 Because I

00:37:48.980 Just smoked a dab

00:37:50.560 And I'm pretty high

00:37:51.500 Alright

00:37:52.560 Okay

00:37:53.380 Well

00:37:55.880 I mean

00:37:56.400 There you go

00:37:57.820 You know

00:37:59.120 There you go

00:37:59.900 Look

00:38:01.260 I appreciate the honesty

00:38:02.200 You were high

00:38:02.740 When you called

00:38:03.280 A different time

00:38:04.460 And you were high

00:38:05.000 When you called

00:38:05.380 This time

00:38:05.880 But I respect that

00:38:06.980 Dude that's brave

00:38:07.900 To be high

00:38:08.480 And call in

00:38:09.280 That's brave

00:38:10.220 Man

00:38:10.540 That's cool

00:38:11.160 I respect that dude

00:38:12.880 For you to have that

00:38:13.720 You know

00:38:13.920 Because when I would get high

00:38:14.880 I'd be afraid

00:38:16.580 To do anything

00:38:17.280 Man

00:38:17.700 I'd be afraid

00:38:18.760 To do anything

00:38:19.360 Except try to

00:38:19.840 Touch a little bit

00:38:20.460 Of crotch

00:38:20.900 You know

00:38:21.540 Around a local crotch

00:38:23.540 You know

00:38:24.600 Or maybe

00:38:25.000 And even that

00:38:25.740 Sometimes I'd be scared

00:38:26.700 You know

00:38:27.140 You ever have a girl

00:38:28.320 Come over

00:38:28.720 And you're real high

00:38:29.420 And they start looking

00:38:30.020 Like a gremlin

00:38:30.640 Or something

00:38:31.160 And you start being afraid

00:38:32.760 They're gonna suck

00:38:33.400 All the blood

00:38:33.940 Out of your body

00:38:34.660 Yeah

00:38:35.760 Shit like

00:38:36.180 This past weekend

00:38:38.740 Alright

00:38:41.640 We're back

00:38:42.680 Sorry about that

00:38:44.020 We just had an audio issue

00:38:44.960 There for a second

00:38:45.600 But yeah

00:38:46.500 I appreciate that call

00:38:47.440 It reminds me man

00:38:48.520 I saw Buzz Aldrin

00:38:49.680 This week

00:38:50.220 I saw Buzz Aldrin

00:38:52.720 If you're not familiar

00:38:53.420 With Buzz Aldrin

00:38:54.160 He is a human man

00:38:55.400 Who was on the moon

00:38:57.140 Think about the moon

00:38:58.620 Go outside

00:38:59.300 Look at the moon

00:39:00.220 Guess who's been up there

00:39:01.960 Buzz Aldrin

00:39:03.300 I met Buzz Aldrin

00:39:05.540 Dude

00:39:05.740 I shook his hand

00:39:06.460 Dude

00:39:06.680 I shook his damn

00:39:07.320 Moon paw

00:39:08.100 That's what I call it

00:39:09.180 And it was beautiful

00:39:10.860 Dude

00:39:11.200 And it was truly beautiful

00:39:12.300 And Buzz Aldrin

00:39:14.320 You know

00:39:16.080 He almost

00:39:16.520 You almost get a buzz

00:39:18.060 Off of Buzz Aldrin

00:39:19.580 You know

00:39:20.600 Cause some people

00:39:21.680 You get high off them

00:39:22.660 You get around them

00:39:23.360 You get that hit

00:39:24.120 You know

00:39:25.320 You just

00:39:25.740 You get that hit

00:39:26.920 Off of their vibe

00:39:28.000 And next thing you know

00:39:29.400 What I'm saying

00:39:29.960 You

00:39:30.180 You're a living Thanksgiving

00:39:32.260 You know

00:39:33.080 You got that energy

00:39:34.140 Going through you

00:39:34.980 You know

00:39:35.320 You got them

00:39:35.760 Turkeys clucking

00:39:36.840 Down in your ducats

00:39:37.900 You know what I'm saying

00:39:38.820 And that's what happened

00:39:39.800 With Buzz Aldrin

00:39:40.620 He gives you that vibe

00:39:42.320 And so then

00:39:43.900 As soon as I got home

00:39:44.820 I went and read up

00:39:45.480 All about the moon

00:39:46.280 You know

00:39:47.080 And the moon

00:39:48.520 Is basically

00:39:49.200 Just this little

00:39:50.020 I mean that's just

00:39:50.880 Earth's little side piece

00:39:52.300 You know

00:39:52.700 And this is a

00:39:55.140 Unique fact about

00:39:56.120 The

00:39:57.020 When Buzz and Neil

00:39:58.380 Landed on the moon

00:39:59.840 They placed the

00:40:01.460 American flag

00:40:02.140 Right

00:40:02.360 They put it in the ground

00:40:03.340 Very stoic moment

00:40:05.080 You know

00:40:05.520 Very exciting

00:40:06.320 America first

00:40:07.160 We got here

00:40:08.020 And

00:40:10.340 Then

00:40:11.460 They

00:40:12.500 Got

00:40:13.580 Back in the shuttle

00:40:15.060 And they

00:40:16.320 Press whatever buttons

00:40:17.400 Close everything up

00:40:18.340 Shut down shop

00:40:19.260 Close the

00:40:20.060 Moon roof

00:40:21.240 At that point

00:40:21.880 And took off

00:40:23.040 Back to Earth

00:40:23.640 But whenever they

00:40:24.220 Press the

00:40:24.780 Thrusters or whatever

00:40:26.240 The propulsion

00:40:27.840 From the jets

00:40:29.380 To get them back

00:40:30.200 Off of the moon's surface

00:40:31.260 Knocked down the flag

00:40:33.260 So literally

00:40:34.520 As they're flying

00:40:35.460 They're looking out

00:40:36.380 The window

00:40:36.900 And

00:40:37.940 The fucking

00:40:39.300 Flag fell down

00:40:40.640 And they're like

00:40:42.140 Whoa

00:40:42.640 Fuck

00:40:43.580 And that's it

00:40:44.660 And they couldn't go back

00:40:45.700 There's no way to turn around

00:40:46.700 So

00:40:47.120 If you want to know

00:40:48.120 Sometime what it's like

00:40:49.160 To

00:40:50.900 Just live in that

00:40:52.500 You know

00:40:52.840 Like

00:40:53.140 You know

00:40:54.620 Sometimes everything's not perfect

00:40:56.040 Not even

00:40:56.840 For Buzz

00:40:57.720 Aldrin

00:40:58.400 Or Neil

00:40:59.280 Armstrong

00:40:59.900 Sometimes you go to the moon

00:41:02.260 And you have a plan

00:41:03.420 Of how it's going to be

00:41:05.220 And it's not

00:41:06.700 And I'll be honest

00:41:08.440 That's how I felt

00:41:08.980 Starting the podcast today

00:41:10.280 Dude

00:41:10.620 I didn't have a fucking plan

00:41:12.480 But sometimes

00:41:14.000 You don't have a plan

00:41:14.740 You got to go

00:41:15.720 Anyway

00:41:16.480 You know

00:41:18.440 So that's what we're doing

00:41:20.140 But I met Buzz Aldrin

00:41:21.760 Dude

00:41:22.100 And I remember meeting him

00:41:23.840 And will he remember

00:41:24.560 Meeting me

00:41:25.140 I doubt that

00:41:26.780 Let's hear another call

00:41:28.480 What's up man

00:41:29.960 I called him

00:41:31.280 Last week

00:41:32.120 But there's this thing

00:41:33.180 Going on

00:41:33.660 We have a family friend

00:41:35.020 In our community

00:41:36.720 An Indian community

00:41:37.860 And this dude

00:41:38.760 He's a millionaire

00:41:40.000 He owns a bunch of businesses

00:41:41.380 Okay

00:41:42.480 You have a family friend

00:41:43.220 It's an Indian community

00:41:44.440 Native American Indian

00:41:45.520 It sounds like

00:41:46.260 And he owns a bunch of businesses

00:41:47.700 So you have a successful

00:41:49.640 Native American man

00:41:50.700 Who lives in your community

00:41:51.640 Let's take it forward

00:41:52.660 And he's really good

00:41:54.220 And he's really good

00:41:55.720 Like

00:41:56.360 Financially

00:41:57.840 He has a family

00:41:58.700 Kid

00:41:59.220 Wife

00:41:59.740 And

00:42:00.700 Now

00:42:01.740 For some reason

00:42:02.620 Last year

00:42:03.180 He decided to like

00:42:04.320 Hook up with

00:42:05.320 One of my friend's sister

00:42:07.240 Ooh

00:42:08.500 That's a wild move

00:42:09.860 Because you sound like

00:42:10.480 A young buck

00:42:11.100 And so now you got a

00:42:12.240 Financially secure

00:42:13.440 Native American gentleman

00:42:14.420 Dating your friend's sister

00:42:15.920 Let's hear more

00:42:18.860 And

00:42:19.880 He did that

00:42:21.100 And he started

00:42:21.560 Smoking crack

00:42:22.420 Okay

00:42:23.240 Double up

00:42:24.820 And a bunch of

00:42:26.160 Random stuff happened

00:42:27.100 And now

00:42:27.900 He just got out of jail

00:42:28.860 From staying there

00:42:29.580 For one year

00:42:30.260 And

00:42:31.140 He left

00:42:32.240 Jail

00:42:32.720 And now

00:42:33.380 We live in Louisville

00:42:35.140 And Norton Commons

00:42:35.920 It's kind of a rich neighborhood

00:42:36.960 So he

00:42:38.140 Had

00:42:38.880 26 guns

00:42:40.200 In a Norton Common house

00:42:41.840 Which is a millionaire's house

00:42:43.180 And they found

00:42:44.360 Crack pipes

00:42:45.140 With

00:42:45.540 Some kind of

00:42:46.840 Drug residue

00:42:47.480 I'm guessing that

00:42:48.880 Drug residue

00:42:49.320 Was cracked

00:42:49.820 Brother

00:42:50.140 Onward

00:42:50.720 I don't know

00:42:51.600 This sounds really stupid

00:42:52.440 But

00:42:52.800 What kind of person

00:42:54.660 Really does that

00:42:55.580 To themselves

00:42:56.080 Did they have

00:42:57.000 Everything going for them

00:42:58.160 It kind of reminds me

00:42:59.420 Of the Harvey Weinstein issue

00:43:00.680 But

00:43:01.040 I don't know how

00:43:01.860 Those would be related

00:43:02.860 I mean

00:43:03.760 I'll tell you what kind

00:43:04.300 I mean

00:43:04.540 This is going to be

00:43:06.100 An educated guess

00:43:08.180 For me

00:43:08.500 What kind of person

00:43:09.140 Does that

00:43:09.680 An addict

00:43:10.280 You know

00:43:11.100 This man is probably

00:43:11.720 An addict

00:43:12.260 You know

00:43:13.480 And you have to look at

00:43:14.560 This man is probably

00:43:15.920 Ill

00:43:16.380 You know

00:43:17.020 The man

00:43:17.400 Obviously if there's

00:43:17.940 Drugs there

00:43:18.700 He's buying guns

00:43:20.120 There's probably

00:43:20.380 A lot of paranoia

00:43:21.280 Sounds like

00:43:21.820 Comes with a lot

00:43:22.300 Of that crack use

00:43:23.260 I've heard

00:43:24.520 I don't know

00:43:25.240 So that's me

00:43:25.900 You know

00:43:26.220 Guestimating

00:43:26.980 But if you're on that

00:43:27.960 Crack dude

00:43:28.660 They don't call it

00:43:29.440 You know

00:43:31.640 They don't call it

00:43:32.140 Repair

00:43:32.660 You know

00:43:33.880 They call it crack

00:43:34.900 You know

00:43:36.280 I'm saying

00:43:36.500 It's not putting

00:43:37.220 It's not increasing

00:43:39.040 The foundation

00:43:39.680 They don't call it

00:43:40.280 Caulk

00:43:40.720 You ain't out there

00:43:41.700 Smoking caulk

00:43:42.560 You're out there

00:43:43.440 Smoking crack

00:43:44.480 Because crack

00:43:45.760 Will whack you out

00:43:47.600 Crack will put some

00:43:48.400 Some chinks in your armor

00:43:50.040 You know

00:43:51.760 Crack will break it down

00:43:54.200 Literally

00:43:54.920 You know

00:43:56.380 You go

00:43:56.720 I mean

00:43:57.180 Crack will turn you

00:43:58.220 Into

00:43:58.980 A San Andreas

00:44:00.960 Fault person

00:44:01.880 That's what crack does

00:44:03.920 Man

00:44:04.300 And so that's what

00:44:05.380 That's the answer

00:44:06.120 To your question

00:44:06.640 These other things

00:44:07.600 He's doing

00:44:08.000 Sound like

00:44:08.560 Dark side effects

00:44:10.320 Of crack

00:44:10.940 Of drug use

00:44:12.440 You know

00:44:13.760 He's chasing

00:44:14.440 Younger women

00:44:14.920 I mean

00:44:15.700 You know

00:44:16.280 The chasing

00:44:16.600 Younger women

00:44:17.100 That thing

00:44:17.700 That can happen

00:44:18.600 You know

00:44:18.940 There's something

00:44:20.580 In a man

00:44:21.140 Where you

00:44:21.460 You can't always

00:44:22.980 Kill that off

00:44:23.860 You can't

00:44:24.540 Even when you

00:44:24.940 Get married

00:44:25.400 And fall in love

00:44:26.060 You sometimes

00:44:26.760 Can't escape that

00:44:27.920 You know

00:44:28.920 That desire

00:44:29.840 You know

00:44:30.920 To be

00:44:31.600 Want to be

00:44:32.060 Sexual

00:44:32.500 Or do sex

00:44:33.640 With something

00:44:34.740 Younger

00:44:35.260 Something you know

00:44:36.040 That's more

00:44:37.060 Closer to

00:44:38.120 You know

00:44:39.900 The younger

00:44:40.460 Side of life

00:44:41.080 Than the adult

00:44:41.600 Side

00:44:41.860 And I don't

00:44:42.100 Mean that in

00:44:42.480 Any sort of

00:44:42.940 Pedophilia type

00:44:43.840 Of way

00:44:44.180 But you know

00:44:45.380 You might be

00:44:46.800 Attracted to a

00:44:47.580 Younger lady

00:44:48.280 A woman

00:44:49.360 You know

00:44:50.340 So but yeah

00:44:52.020 That's an addict

00:44:52.620 That's your question

00:44:53.520 Who would do that

00:44:54.520 You know

00:44:55.620 And I don't know

00:44:55.940 If you're calling

00:44:56.320 Just a kind of

00:44:56.840 Tattle on this

00:44:57.520 Dude or what

00:44:58.180 And it's okay

00:44:58.760 I mean I guess

00:44:59.300 You just

00:44:59.700 You know

00:45:00.580 And a lot

00:45:01.040 That's addiction

00:45:01.680 And it's the same

00:45:02.400 Thing with Harvey Weinstein

00:45:03.320 He got addicted

00:45:04.140 To whatever was

00:45:04.760 Going on

00:45:05.380 You know

00:45:06.360 Sure he had

00:45:07.000 Some dirty

00:45:07.440 Behaviors

00:45:08.040 And he

00:45:08.400 You know

00:45:09.180 Was living in

00:45:10.100 You know

00:45:11.020 I mean this dude

00:45:11.700 Was break dancing

00:45:12.580 On the

00:45:12.920 You know

00:45:13.680 On the

00:45:14.960 You know

00:45:15.980 This dude

00:45:16.760 Was break dancing

00:45:17.540 On the

00:45:17.960 On the

00:45:19.160 You know

00:45:20.540 On the dance

00:45:20.980 Floor of sin

00:45:21.720 He's out there

00:45:22.280 Just

00:45:22.600 You know

00:45:23.220 This dude was

00:45:23.620 Probably double

00:45:24.120 Jointed in his

00:45:24.840 Dick

00:45:25.220 Cause he's out

00:45:26.500 There

00:45:26.700 Straight up

00:45:27.640 Cop twerking

00:45:28.480 You know

00:45:29.820 And doing

00:45:30.620 The dark

00:45:31.100 Arts

00:45:31.480 And you know

00:45:32.300 Imposing his

00:45:32.920 Will onto

00:45:33.280 Women who

00:45:33.920 Did not want

00:45:34.580 His will

00:45:35.140 You know

00:45:37.440 As what he's

00:45:38.460 Been accused

00:45:38.940 Of

00:45:39.240 And

00:45:39.520 And

00:45:40.780 That's

00:45:41.840 But after a

00:45:42.720 While

00:45:42.860 There's a

00:45:43.400 Sickness

00:45:43.800 There

00:45:44.060 You get

00:45:44.540 Used to

00:45:45.060 Whatever

00:45:45.340 You

00:45:45.740 You know

00:45:46.700 You get

00:45:46.960 Used to

00:45:47.380 It

00:45:47.580 And it's

00:45:48.100 Addiction

00:45:48.480 And at

00:45:48.880 Some points

00:45:49.380 You also

00:45:50.380 You have to

00:45:50.720 Have some

00:45:51.020 Empathy

00:45:51.360 You know

00:45:51.680 It's also

00:45:52.020 It's sick

00:45:52.520 To see

00:45:52.900 Somebody do

00:45:53.400 Something

00:45:53.740 But it's

00:45:54.160 Also

00:45:54.420 It's also

00:45:55.720 It's also

00:45:56.480 Sad to see

00:45:57.800 Them be

00:45:58.220 Sick

00:45:58.600 You know

00:45:59.480 And I think

00:46:00.380 That's probably

00:46:00.680 What you got

00:46:01.060 In the

00:46:01.240 Neighborhood

00:46:01.580 Man

00:46:01.720 You got

00:46:01.920 A crack

00:46:02.300 Artist

00:46:02.600 Around

00:46:02.960 You

00:46:03.220 You know

00:46:03.980 So if you

00:46:04.620 Want to

00:46:04.900 You know

00:46:05.240 Lace his pipe

00:46:05.900 With a little

00:46:06.160 Bit of caulk

00:46:06.740 Now you

00:46:07.380 Talking business

00:46:08.120 So I think

00:46:09.120 That's what

00:46:09.400 You should

00:46:09.640 Look into

00:46:10.080 Brother

00:46:10.420 But God

00:46:11.640 Bless you

00:46:11.960 Thank you

00:46:12.200 For calling

00:46:12.540 Alright guys

00:46:13.260 We're going

00:46:13.460 To get to

00:46:13.780 Some more

00:46:14.400 Calls in

00:46:14.700 Just a moment

00:46:15.100 But before

00:46:15.820 We do

00:46:16.380 I want

00:46:17.260 To have

00:46:18.800 Ari Manis

00:46:20.420 Has just

00:46:21.280 Arrived

00:46:21.700 And we're

00:46:21.960 Going to

00:46:22.100 Have him

00:46:22.360 In studio

00:46:22.780 Here in

00:46:23.180 Just a

00:46:23.600 Second

00:46:23.980 I just

00:46:24.500 Want to

00:46:24.640 Get a

00:46:24.980 Catch up

00:46:25.500 With what's

00:46:26.020 Going on

00:46:26.480 In his

00:46:28.100 In his

00:46:28.820 Weird world

00:46:29.400 So we'll

00:46:29.840 Be right

00:46:30.240 Back

00:46:30.600 With Ari

00:46:31.260 Manis

00:46:31.680 This past

00:46:33.680 Weekend

00:46:34.280 Yeah man

00:46:36.860 Maybe having

00:46:37.440 Him on

00:46:37.860 As a

00:46:38.200 Sidekick

00:46:38.740 For like

00:46:39.160 Segments

00:46:39.840 Might be

00:46:40.600 A good

00:46:40.880 Idea

00:46:41.220 Because it

00:46:41.620 Is important

00:46:42.180 For us

00:46:43.360 To have

00:46:43.860 You

00:46:44.240 You know

00:46:44.820 It feels

00:46:45.160 Good

00:46:45.460 But it

00:46:45.820 Feels like

00:46:46.240 It's us

00:46:46.580 And you

00:46:46.980 I think

00:46:47.580 That's why

00:46:47.920 A lot

00:46:48.180 Of people

00:46:48.540 Open up

00:46:49.480 The way

00:46:49.780 That they

00:46:50.020 Do

00:46:50.260 They just

00:46:51.340 Want you

00:46:51.800 Well I

00:46:52.620 Don't think

00:46:52.860 That's what

00:46:53.300 They want

00:46:53.540 But it

00:46:53.840 Seems like

00:46:54.400 You know

00:46:54.600 They

00:46:54.980 They don't

00:46:56.420 Want me

00:46:56.920 Well what

00:46:58.100 Did the

00:46:58.320 Gentleman

00:46:58.600 Say

00:46:58.960 Sidekick

00:47:00.600 He said

00:47:00.940 He wanted

00:47:01.240 Me just

00:47:01.680 In

00:47:02.000 A little

00:47:02.560 Baby

00:47:03.000 In doses

00:47:03.680 Baby

00:47:03.960 Pieces

00:47:04.440 Microdosing

00:47:05.060 Microdosing

00:47:06.180 A dab

00:47:06.660 Yeah

00:47:07.280 They want a dab

00:47:07.740 They don't want a joint

00:47:08.380 Sometimes that's how it starts

00:47:09.600 Yeah

00:47:10.080 Sometimes it starts with a dab

00:47:11.660 And then they go for the joint later

00:47:13.480 That's true

00:47:14.160 And that could happen man

00:47:15.180 Yeah

00:47:15.400 But I want to say

00:47:16.780 I'm happy to have you in today man

00:47:18.040 Thank you for coming by

00:47:18.880 Thanks for having me

00:47:19.820 It's always good to be here

00:47:21.060 In the Theo Vaughn studio

00:47:22.340 Yep

00:47:22.680 That's Ari Manis guys

00:47:23.880 Is joining us today

00:47:24.960 We've had Ari on

00:47:25.920 Man I mean

00:47:26.620 I haven't been on

00:47:27.700 Probably in

00:47:28.480 Four or five weeks

00:47:29.960 Yeah

00:47:30.320 And last we checked

00:47:31.860 You had taken a girl

00:47:33.620 You were the girlfriend

00:47:35.440 You guys had just visited a

00:47:37.260 I don't want to call it

00:47:38.440 It didn't seem like a honeymoon getaway

00:47:39.660 But a weekend trip

00:47:41.240 Down to the

00:47:42.000 You know

00:47:43.300 Down to those

00:47:43.820 Vaginal swap meets

00:47:45.040 Down there in Mexico

00:47:45.880 Down to the

00:47:46.560 Prostitution houses

00:47:48.180 Yeah the brothel

00:47:49.120 In Tijuana

00:47:49.880 That was a fun night

00:47:51.960 But since then

00:47:53.980 We have unfortunately broken up

00:47:56.420 Me and the girlfriend

00:47:57.440 Oh really

00:47:58.020 Yeah

00:47:58.520 Okay and what was the cause of that

00:47:59.960 Do you feel like

00:48:00.540 I feel like this might be a long boring story

00:48:03.000 But I'll just tell you it

00:48:03.960 Okay

00:48:04.260 I don't know what you think

00:48:04.880 But

00:48:06.260 I loaned her some money

00:48:08.160 To fix her car

00:48:08.960 Oh

00:48:09.520 You know

00:48:10.840 I don't make a lot of money

00:48:11.860 Right

00:48:12.160 By the way

00:48:12.600 I'm not rolling

00:48:14.100 By any means

00:48:15.800 But she needed a car

00:48:17.220 And I didn't want to give her

00:48:19.520 Rides to work

00:48:20.220 I got over that after a day

00:48:21.700 So we need to get your car fixed

00:48:22.860 Okay

00:48:23.500 So I loaned her almost $700

00:48:24.860 Right

00:48:25.740 This was a few weeks ago

00:48:27.600 The first of the month comes around

00:48:29.980 I send her a text

00:48:32.060 Because I'm paying the rent

00:48:33.020 That we both live in

00:48:34.560 The rent to our apartment

00:48:35.560 And I said

00:48:36.800 Hey

00:48:37.100 Just checking in on that money

00:48:39.420 Because I'm paying the rent right now

00:48:41.060 So I'm just seeing if you had it

00:48:42.360 She said

00:48:42.860 Oh I don't have it yet

00:48:44.000 And I said

00:48:44.380 Okay for sure

00:48:45.180 She said

00:48:46.900 Are you mad

00:48:47.460 I said

00:48:47.980 No I'm just really broke

00:48:48.960 Okay

00:48:49.560 And she said

00:48:51.040 Well you should consider getting a second job

00:48:55.040 Wow

00:48:56.940 And do you agree with her

00:48:58.820 I mean

00:48:59.760 The thing is

00:49:01.000 First off

00:49:02.240 If I want a second job or not

00:49:03.400 That's up to me

00:49:04.180 Right

00:49:04.480 But secondly

00:49:04.980 Maybe I wouldn't need a second job

00:49:06.880 If you give me the money back

00:49:09.020 That you owe me

00:49:09.980 Yeah

00:49:10.180 So it kind of

00:49:11.640 Flipped this switch in my head

00:49:14.180 Where I was like

00:49:14.620 What

00:49:15.020 Like where do you get the gall

00:49:17.160 Yeah

00:49:17.640 The nerve to tell me to get a second job

00:49:19.980 When you owe me $700

00:49:21.480 Yeah

00:49:22.340 And gall

00:49:23.080 A lot of senior citizens say gall

00:49:24.380 My grandmother used to say gall

00:49:25.180 Did I use the gall correctly

00:49:26.380 In that context

00:49:27.140 Yeah you used to great

00:49:27.160 But a lot of seniors used to use that

00:49:29.300 And almost

00:49:30.400 That word's dying off

00:49:31.520 So I'm glad

00:49:31.860 Literally dying off

00:49:33.060 I mean both my grandparents

00:49:34.160 I'm bringing it back here

00:49:35.440 On this past weekend

00:49:36.420 Yes I'm glad

00:49:36.600 Glad to hear it come back

00:49:37.420 But I'm saying so

00:49:38.780 And so that flipped a switch in your head

00:49:40.500 It just pissed me off

00:49:41.980 You know

00:49:42.380 That she would have the nerve

00:49:43.880 To say that to me

00:49:44.920 When she owes me money

00:49:46.280 So

00:49:46.780 We started fighting of course

00:49:49.540 Back and forth

00:49:50.520 And then

00:49:51.060 Did she have a job

00:49:51.700 She has a full time job

00:49:53.480 Right

00:49:53.700 Nine to five

00:49:54.320 Okay

00:49:54.700 Over in Culver City

00:49:56.440 Okay

00:49:56.800 Maybe I shouldn't say that

00:49:57.720 Over in Los Angeles

00:49:58.620 And

00:49:59.740 So I ended up breaking up with her

00:50:02.140 And she came home

00:50:04.240 And we cried

00:50:05.520 And I think

00:50:07.160 She realized that

00:50:08.560 She messed up

00:50:09.700 In this situation

00:50:10.740 And she said

00:50:11.640 She wouldn't do it again

00:50:12.460 But

00:50:12.760 We just fight all the time

00:50:14.480 I mean I've talked about

00:50:15.440 A few fights

00:50:15.940 Just on this podcast

00:50:16.820 Yeah

00:50:17.320 Did you feel like

00:50:19.320 You were trying to get out of this anyway

00:50:21.780 And this was just that opportunity

00:50:22.940 Maybe

00:50:24.300 Maybe a little bit

00:50:25.540 Because I have talked about it before

00:50:27.220 But

00:50:27.700 In the moment

00:50:28.840 I wasn't thinking

00:50:29.800 This is my out

00:50:30.600 I was thinking

00:50:31.220 This is bullshit

00:50:32.060 I'm ending this

00:50:33.820 So

00:50:34.860 We broke up

00:50:35.800 And it's been

00:50:36.400 Two or three days now

00:50:37.560 And I miss her

00:50:39.100 And when it hits about midnight

00:50:41.520 Have you been masturbating to her

00:50:43.040 Thoughts of her

00:50:43.620 No I've been using

00:50:45.140 The regular porno

00:50:46.260 Okay

00:50:46.680 So you're not using

00:50:47.380 Pornhub

00:50:47.700 So you're not using her

00:50:48.440 Like

00:50:48.740 No not old pictures

00:50:50.300 Or anything like that

00:50:51.360 Or sex tapes

00:50:52.140 That we've

00:50:52.540 Home videos we've recorded

00:50:53.900 Oh you guys did all that

00:50:54.760 Yeah I got all that

00:50:56.140 And you saved all that

00:50:57.780 Yeah

00:50:58.580 I'm not saying

00:50:59.480 I'm gonna keep it forever

00:51:00.620 I may or may not

00:51:01.860 I feel like

00:51:02.520 That's up to me

00:51:03.680 I think

00:51:04.320 We both agreed to doing it

00:51:06.320 Therefore

00:51:06.760 Unless she asked me

00:51:07.980 To delete it

00:51:08.720 I think I have the right

00:51:09.880 To keep it

00:51:10.440 We were both

00:51:11.000 Consenting adults

00:51:11.900 Who's on the tape

00:51:12.720 Me and her

00:51:13.320 Yeah

00:51:14.040 You are too

00:51:14.700 Remember that though

00:51:15.380 Yeah

00:51:15.600 That's the thing about this sex tape

00:51:16.820 Yeah I'm not

00:51:17.160 I don't

00:51:17.580 I definitely don't want to release it

00:51:19.140 Yeah

00:51:19.340 Well I wouldn't release it

00:51:21.160 I mean who's gonna buy it

00:51:22.480 You know

00:51:22.640 20 guys at the comedy store

00:51:23.980 You know what I'm saying

00:51:24.560 Who's gonna

00:51:25.020 Actually maybe a few more

00:51:27.000 Sorry

00:51:27.220 I think more people would release it

00:51:28.420 Not for me

00:51:29.080 For her

00:51:29.680 She's an attractive young lady

00:51:31.620 Oh that's true

00:51:32.260 Yeah she's out of my league

00:51:33.120 Yeah

00:51:33.680 Which brings me

00:51:34.340 To my next thing

00:51:35.680 That I was gonna say

00:51:36.540 Is I miss her

00:51:38.360 Okay

00:51:39.180 And

00:51:39.540 Do you feel like you made

00:51:41.360 Too big of an issue

00:51:41.900 About the money

00:51:42.360 Well to me

00:51:44.180 It wasn't the money

00:51:44.980 It was

00:51:45.760 It was

00:51:46.800 The

00:51:48.520 Yeah I don't mind

00:51:50.080 Loaning her money

00:51:50.860 I trust her that she'd pay me back

00:51:52.400 And

00:51:52.680 The end of the money is money

00:51:54.100 But it was kinda just

00:51:55.100 The way she treated me

00:51:56.180 After

00:51:56.640 Owing me money

00:51:57.680 Okay

00:51:58.040 So you lent her the money

00:51:59.420 With the stipulation

00:52:00.600 She was gonna pay you back

00:52:01.600 Was there a timeline

00:52:03.460 Or how soon

00:52:04.300 No just as soon as she could

00:52:05.800 But then it was just

00:52:06.740 The fact that she was telling me

00:52:07.900 I should get a second job

00:52:09.140 Right

00:52:09.540 That I should quit complaining

00:52:10.880 It's like you

00:52:11.840 Were you complaining a lot

00:52:13.020 About the money

00:52:13.500 No

00:52:13.960 It was that one time

00:52:14.860 On the first of the month

00:52:15.780 When rent was due

00:52:16.500 How long after you

00:52:17.800 Lundered the money

00:52:18.400 Did she

00:52:19.080 Was that tax exchange

00:52:21.600 Week

00:52:22.700 Maybe a week

00:52:23.460 After that

00:52:24.140 Yeah

00:52:24.780 Well a week later

00:52:25.760 Somebody's probably

00:52:26.220 Not gonna have the money

00:52:27.020 Right

00:52:27.580 But I wasn't making

00:52:28.500 A big deal of it

00:52:29.320 Right

00:52:29.580 I wasn't saying

00:52:30.400 Where's my money

00:52:31.160 I just said

00:52:31.640 Hey I'm paying the rent

00:52:32.680 Do you by chance

00:52:33.540 Have the money

00:52:34.420 So really just kind of

00:52:35.540 Also a reminder

00:52:36.180 To keep it fresh

00:52:36.980 Yeah

00:52:38.080 Keep it fresh

00:52:38.880 But my question for you is

00:52:41.020 I miss her right now

00:52:43.260 But we were fighting

00:52:44.500 All the time

00:52:44.980 Back and forth

00:52:45.600 Off and on

00:52:46.220 Should I take her back

00:52:47.600 Is she willing to come back

00:52:49.660 Yeah

00:52:50.220 Are you willing to excuse

00:52:51.560 The $700 payment

00:52:52.520 Yeah

00:52:53.920 It's not the money thing

00:52:54.900 It was just kind of

00:52:55.720 Right

00:52:56.260 What's gonna change

00:52:58.320 Exactly

00:52:58.960 I don't know

00:53:01.060 Do you love her

00:53:02.480 I love her

00:53:03.640 Wow

00:53:04.560 You know I don't know

00:53:07.220 That's a tough one man

00:53:09.080 It's a tough one when

00:53:10.060 There's love involved there

00:53:11.300 There's money involved

00:53:12.300 There's obviously some loneliness

00:53:13.500 It seems like you're probably

00:53:14.560 You seem a little lonely

00:53:15.860 Yeah

00:53:17.020 Not a lot but some

00:53:18.200 Sure

00:53:18.800 Because you're a sexual

00:53:19.600 I mean you're out there

00:53:20.540 I'm a deviant number one

00:53:21.660 I mean I tried going to the brothel list

00:53:23.160 Last weekend

00:53:23.680 To try and make myself feel better

00:53:25.160 Did you

00:53:25.700 Maybe for about 10 minutes

00:53:27.920 You went all the way down to Mexico

00:53:28.980 For 10 minutes

00:53:29.660 I went to Mexico

00:53:31.480 I was doing shows anyway

00:53:32.580 But yeah

00:53:33.520 You were doing shows in Mexico

00:53:34.840 In San Diego

00:53:35.900 Okay so then you went

00:53:36.960 Into another country

00:53:37.840 And then after that

00:53:38.960 For 10 minutes

00:53:39.720 For some type of a sex exchange

00:53:41.120 Possibly

00:53:42.340 Okay I mean it's okay

00:53:43.500 I'm just saying

00:53:44.080 Yeah

00:53:44.320 You know

00:53:44.760 Let's don't be like

00:53:45.580 I'm going through hard times

00:53:47.000 Yeah let's just don't say

00:53:48.020 You're wandering around San Diego

00:53:48.340 I don't want judgment

00:53:48.980 If you're judging me right now

00:53:50.540 I don't want it

00:53:50.880 I just want to get the facts straight

00:53:52.020 So you're wandering

00:53:53.200 I don't want to be like

00:53:53.840 Oh I was wandering around

00:53:54.980 And just you know

00:53:55.500 I went to the Hong Kong

00:53:57.260 Okay

00:53:57.680 With a friend

00:53:59.000 And the Hong Kong is the

00:54:00.500 For those of you that don't know

00:54:01.960 The Hong Kong is the sexual establishment

00:54:03.740 The distribution center

00:54:04.820 In Mexico

00:54:05.860 It's a legal brothel

00:54:06.980 The illegal brothel

00:54:07.640 My bad

00:54:08.080 Tijuana

00:54:08.680 Okay

00:54:09.100 Legal

00:54:09.580 Legal

00:54:10.180 It's allowed

00:54:10.520 Yeah

00:54:10.860 And I went there

00:54:12.260 To try and make myself feel better

00:54:13.560 Did you purchase a lady

00:54:15.100 Or purchase some service

00:54:16.040 I may have

00:54:17.200 Yeah

00:54:17.520 It's fine

00:54:18.180 Yeah I did

00:54:18.800 Okay

00:54:19.140 Yeah I did

00:54:19.760 And did you feel better

00:54:20.560 No

00:54:21.900 You know at the end of the night

00:54:24.080 I didn't feel better

00:54:26.460 About doing that

00:54:27.920 So I mean

00:54:30.120 The issue is

00:54:31.400 If I take her back

00:54:32.580 Forget about even this story

00:54:35.640 Of why we broke up

00:54:36.700 We fight all the time

00:54:38.500 Maybe this relationship

00:54:39.620 Isn't meant to be

00:54:40.340 Maybe it is

00:54:41.100 I don't know

00:54:41.720 I don't

00:54:42.040 I'm conflicted right now

00:54:43.360 I miss her

00:54:43.940 But maybe it's just

00:54:44.720 Because I'm lonely

00:54:45.320 And maybe I need to

00:54:46.220 Move on

00:54:47.420 Yeah

00:54:48.140 It's a tough one man

00:54:49.580 You know I'm not in a relationship

00:54:51.520 Right now

00:54:52.220 But I'm sure that a lot

00:54:53.640 Of our listeners are

00:54:54.340 So I'm going to turn this one

00:54:55.380 Over to you guys

00:54:56.400 If you guys have

00:54:57.280 Thoughts or advice

00:54:58.420 Is that cool with you

00:54:59.040 Yeah

00:54:59.820 Okay

00:55:00.800 I want to see what people think man

00:55:02.000 Because you're already

00:55:02.360 Kind of polarizing

00:55:03.060 A lot of people

00:55:03.460 That don't

00:55:04.560 You know

00:55:04.980 Don't enjoy you being here

00:55:07.160 And there's a lot of people that do

00:55:08.420 And

00:55:09.260 But I thought it would be neat

00:55:10.720 To have Ari on

00:55:11.260 And come and share

00:55:11.800 About some stuff that's going on

00:55:12.880 I do appreciate you sharing man

00:55:14.040 I know that

00:55:14.740 Yeah

00:55:15.240 You know this relationship

00:55:16.120 Has been a crazy thing

00:55:17.040 I mean this is a girl he met

00:55:18.140 After three weeks

00:55:19.200 They moved in together

00:55:20.320 And have been making love

00:55:21.980 And living together

00:55:23.220 Ari has a

00:55:24.800 A snake and a gun

00:55:26.480 You're a gun owner

00:55:27.260 And a

00:55:27.660 Yeah I have a 12 gauge shotgun

00:55:29.080 I have a

00:55:30.060 Pet

00:55:30.300 Rose hair tarantula

00:55:31.780 Yeah

00:55:32.000 And a western hog

00:55:32.740 Nose snake

00:55:33.180 So this is the kind of man

00:55:34.280 That you're dealing with

00:55:35.100 You know

00:55:35.660 And

00:55:35.980 But yeah

00:55:37.000 I'm sure a lot of our

00:55:37.920 A lot of our callers out there

00:55:39.880 A lot of our listeners

00:55:40.520 Will have an idea

00:55:41.460 Is this just

00:55:42.320 Is that just a relationship

00:55:43.740 You figure it out

00:55:44.500 That you deal with it

00:55:45.300 How does that go

00:55:46.340 If you have any thoughts

00:55:47.060 Hit the hotline

00:55:47.660 985-664-9503

00:55:50.940 I'm going to get back

00:55:51.680 To a couple more

00:55:52.300 Of you guys' calls

00:55:53.340 Ari will you come back

00:55:55.000 This week

00:55:55.320 Maybe we'll do like

00:55:55.800 A follow up

00:55:56.720 Where we can listen

00:55:57.620 To some of the calls

00:55:58.200 That come in

00:55:58.720 Sure

00:55:59.540 Is that cool

00:56:00.260 Yeah

00:56:00.580 Yeah man

00:56:01.320 I'm sorry you're going

00:56:02.000 Through this kind of stuff

00:56:02.980 Yeah it's tough

00:56:05.440 It's tough man

00:56:05.740 It's tough dude

00:56:07.320 It's tough

00:56:07.820 You have to

00:56:08.620 Fuck I don't know

00:56:10.460 I'm lonely

00:56:11.300 So

00:56:11.960 Yeah

00:56:12.440 I think everyone is

00:56:13.520 It's a normal thing

00:56:14.480 Yeah we all

00:56:15.380 Yeah well

00:56:16.200 It's human

00:56:17.260 It's human man

00:56:18.580 We're humans

00:56:19.260 Let's keep it human

00:56:19.980 We'll be right back

00:56:21.280 I'm going to get Ari out of here

00:56:23.200 We'll be right back

00:56:23.840 Just with the regular program

00:56:24.840 I want to hear if you guys

00:56:29.620 Have some thoughts

00:56:30.320 On Ari's current situation

00:56:32.160 What's going on with him

00:56:33.100 You know if you want

00:56:34.240 To hit the hotline

00:56:34.900 985-664-9503

00:56:38.160 We'll put that out

00:56:39.680 On YouTube this week

00:56:40.580 As a follow up episode

00:56:41.820 And just see

00:56:43.260 See kind of what

00:56:44.640 You guys' thoughts are there

00:56:45.820 You know

00:56:46.720 I mean Ari's a neat kid

00:56:48.440 He's got some trouble

00:56:49.340 Going on

00:56:50.020 And

00:56:50.760 And I just wanted

00:56:52.720 To kind of see

00:56:53.340 And you know

00:56:54.660 I just wanted to see

00:56:55.580 If people had some

00:56:56.620 You guys had some ideas

00:56:58.160 You know

00:56:58.900 Because sometimes

00:56:59.220 I don't know

00:56:59.580 Sometimes it's hard

00:57:00.940 For me to relate

00:57:01.580 You know

00:57:02.520 Sometimes I don't

00:57:02.960 Really know what to say

00:57:03.840 Even though I'm kind of

00:57:05.180 A blabbermouth

00:57:05.680 Sometimes I don't know

00:57:06.440 What to say

00:57:06.980 But this time

00:57:08.140 I knew what to

00:57:08.660 You know

00:57:09.200 But sometimes

00:57:10.540 I know to turn it over

00:57:11.540 You know

00:57:12.640 If I can't turn it up

00:57:13.840 At least I can turn it over

00:57:15.320 And this time

00:57:15.720 I'm turning it over

00:57:16.960 To you guys

00:57:17.480 So if you have some thoughts

00:57:18.600 Or suggestions

00:57:19.360 For Ari Manus

00:57:20.260 You can drop those

00:57:21.900 On the hotline

00:57:22.380 985-664-9503

00:57:24.620 And I'll put out

00:57:25.540 That follow up episode

00:57:26.460 This week

00:57:27.240 On to

00:57:29.100 YouTube

00:57:30.280 Maybe we'll

00:57:30.960 Maybe we'll put it up on

00:57:32.040 We'll see how many calls we get

00:57:33.440 If we get a lot of calls

00:57:34.160 We'll put it on the iTunes as well

00:57:35.560 On to SoundCloud and iTunes

00:57:37.060 If not

00:57:37.380 We'll just put it up on YouTube

00:57:38.400 Let's take one more call man

00:57:40.260 Here we go

00:57:40.900 Yo Theo

00:57:42.980 My name's Greg

00:57:43.940 I'm gonna try to take this slow

00:57:46.100 Because

00:57:46.600 I'm a little slow

00:57:48.400 It's okay man

00:57:50.500 I've been slow

00:57:51.260 You know

00:57:52.280 And I probably still am slow

00:57:53.760 So

00:57:55.140 Game recognized

00:57:56.180 Game baby boy

00:57:57.420 You know

00:57:58.920 I finished college

00:57:59.700 At about 270 hours of college

00:58:01.600 One degree

00:58:02.960 So you do the math

00:58:04.860 Dude

00:58:05.080 Daddy was

00:58:05.620 Taking this tall

00:58:07.020 Thank you for calling in Rick

00:58:08.900 I'm 51

00:58:09.740 I just moved out to California

00:58:12.440 In January of this year

00:58:14.580 2017

00:58:15.480 Welcome

00:58:16.760 Got out of a long relationship

00:58:18.860 16 years

00:58:20.300 Of which the last

00:58:22.640 12

00:58:23.720 Were without sex

00:58:25.880 Okay

00:58:27.860 So 12 years without sex

00:58:29.640 You know

00:58:31.000 That's 12 years a jerker

00:58:32.540 That's really

00:58:33.000 That's a new

00:58:33.600 You know

00:58:35.560 That's 12 years a slave

00:58:36.720 To some

00:58:37.180 You know

00:58:38.040 Some hand activity

00:58:39.300 You know

00:58:40.520 But that's okay man

00:58:42.060 I appreciate you sharing that

00:58:43.160 Because that's a real thing

00:58:44.220 You know

00:58:45.040 That some relationships

00:58:45.840 That's

00:58:46.080 You know

00:58:47.300 That's not always

00:58:48.940 A

00:58:49.680 You know

00:58:51.600 It's not always part of the definition

00:58:53.700 Of

00:58:54.080 Of

00:58:54.740 Of what a marriage is

00:58:56.760 You know

00:58:57.460 You know

00:58:58.800 Composed of

00:58:59.720 Sex ain't always in the recipe

00:59:01.080 Let's hear more

00:59:01.980 So I don't know what it means

00:59:03.380 To be a man

00:59:04.140 But

00:59:04.360 That part of my life

00:59:06.480 Didn't feel much like a man

00:59:08.100 Um

00:59:09.580 What else

00:59:11.120 Yeah

00:59:12.280 That can make you feel unmanly dude

00:59:13.920 Even if some of it's

00:59:14.840 You know

00:59:15.160 Even I notice

00:59:16.760 If I've been in a relationship

00:59:18.040 You know

00:59:18.720 Because I've been in a relationship

00:59:19.780 Where

00:59:20.260 I wasn't even being sexual

00:59:22.160 You know

00:59:23.620 And that made me feel

00:59:25.280 It makes you feel like

00:59:26.220 Something's wrong with you

00:59:27.100 But sometimes you're in the relationship

00:59:29.480 And it's not about

00:59:30.600 You know

00:59:32.260 There's relationships I've been in

00:59:33.300 Where it's just about

00:59:33.860 Getting that doink

00:59:34.900 You know

00:59:35.520 You know what I'm saying

00:59:36.980 Hitting that wet

00:59:37.920 You know

00:59:39.180 Copping that stem

00:59:41.180 Hopping that

00:59:42.720 You know what I'm saying

00:59:43.720 Hopping that crop

00:59:44.800 You know

00:59:45.940 Killing that canal

00:59:47.680 You feel me

00:59:48.420 And

00:59:50.180 Sometimes

00:59:51.560 It's not about that

00:59:52.820 Sometimes it's about other things

00:59:54.140 And then that's just a side item

00:59:55.600 You know

00:59:56.780 When they take

00:59:57.260 When that side item

00:59:57.940 Is not on your plate

00:59:58.760 You know

00:59:59.780 If they take the fries

01:00:00.960 Off your plate

01:00:01.500 Or they take those greens

01:00:02.460 Off your plate

01:00:02.900 You still gotta eat that steak

01:00:04.120 And so that's a lot of people's

01:00:06.380 Marriages

01:00:07.160 It seems like

01:00:07.740 As you get into it

01:00:08.560 I could imagine

01:00:09.240 That the day to day

01:00:10.640 Is just

01:00:11.020 Chewing on that steak

01:00:12.420 Even though you had that steak

01:00:14.640 You know

01:00:15.560 That steak

01:00:16.260 Is gonna be

01:00:17.080 Pissed

01:00:17.940 Or you know

01:00:18.280 That steak

01:00:18.780 Gonna leave their coffee cup

01:00:19.800 In the kitchen

01:00:20.320 Or you know

01:00:20.680 That steak

01:00:21.160 Ain't gonna leave

01:00:21.740 Enough milk for you

01:00:22.720 Or you know

01:00:23.480 That steak

01:00:24.020 Gonna be furious

01:00:25.440 If you can't find

01:00:26.160 The baby's shoes

01:00:27.280 But that's the steak

01:00:30.100 That's the steak of it

01:00:32.020 And sometimes you stay

01:00:33.180 Because that's

01:00:33.740 That's your steak

01:00:34.520 Man

01:00:34.840 That's your steak

01:00:36.240 You grilled it

01:00:36.880 Y'all cooking it together

01:00:37.820 You grilled it

01:00:38.500 That's your steak

01:00:39.180 And so you're saying

01:00:40.660 These side items

01:00:41.400 Got took away

01:00:42.000 But you still got the steak

01:00:43.000 That you lived with

01:00:43.800 For 12 years of

01:00:44.860 12 years of steak

01:00:46.560 So I won't make any more

01:00:48.840 12 years of slave references

01:00:50.900 Title movie references

01:00:52.500 Let's go

01:00:52.920 Maybe we got more

01:00:54.240 Got fears

01:00:55.920 Lots of fears

01:00:57.380 A lot of regret

01:00:59.080 A lot of stuff

01:01:00.700 That I hadn't accomplished

01:01:02.680 In life

01:01:03.240 But I got my shit together

01:01:06.940 After 28 years

01:01:08.600 On the big pharmaceuticals

01:01:10.700 For antidepressants

01:01:12.000 And anxiety

01:01:13.420 And 16 years

01:01:15.420 On painkillers

01:01:16.180 After being hit by a car

01:01:17.540 And

01:01:17.920 I'd love to know

01:01:20.000 What kind of car

01:01:20.580 If you don't mind

01:01:21.020 Dropping that call

01:01:21.880 In or a text

01:01:23.040 Into the hotline

01:01:23.720 985-664-9503

01:01:26.140 You're talking to a

01:01:27.600 Trans-Am survivor

01:01:28.580 Onward

01:01:29.640 Falling off a railing

01:01:31.800 I weaned myself

01:01:33.080 All that stuff

01:01:33.720 The pain meds

01:01:35.420 I had my last

01:01:36.140 Afexor

01:01:36.660 January 3rd

01:01:38.700 Still do a little

01:01:39.600 Of the devil's cabbage

01:01:41.120 If you know what I mean

01:01:42.000 But that was with

01:01:42.780 Psychiatrist

01:01:44.040 And therapists

01:01:44.960 Bluffing

01:01:45.720 Wow man

01:01:47.040 Congratulations

01:01:47.580 On getting off

01:01:48.380 That Afexor

01:01:49.080 You know

01:01:49.740 I mean I know

01:01:51.780 That those pills

01:01:52.300 Are powerful dude

01:01:53.240 I know that

01:01:53.920 They're more powerful

01:01:54.580 Than us

01:01:55.140 And I don't know

01:01:56.300 Why they made them

01:01:56.940 Like that

01:01:57.460 You know

01:01:58.280 Why that these

01:01:58.920 Companies think

01:01:59.600 That we're so

01:02:00.400 You know

01:02:01.760 We don't have enough

01:02:02.380 Will inside of us

01:02:03.320 To also help

01:02:03.940 Get us through

01:02:04.480 Tough times

01:02:05.620 But I

01:02:08.040 Applaud you for that man

01:02:09.100 Congratulations

01:02:09.820 Let's hear more

01:02:10.500 They gave me

01:02:11.140 They gave me the

01:02:11.260 Clean bill of health

01:02:12.060 Sent me on my way

01:02:13.640 Out to California

01:02:14.580 Start things over

01:02:16.000 I don't know

01:02:17.080 What it means to be a man

01:02:18.080 That's what I'm trying

01:02:18.980 To figure out now

01:02:19.740 I'm not in the cloud

01:02:21.340 Anymore

01:02:21.760 And that feels real good

01:02:23.020 And I gotta thank you

01:02:24.620 For talking about

01:02:25.180 Feelings

01:02:25.900 Instead of

01:02:26.280 How you doing

01:02:27.060 How you feeling

01:02:28.020 That's what it's all about

01:02:29.120 I'm feeling good

01:02:30.540 I cry

01:02:31.320 Cry a lot

01:02:32.460 Cry at good stuff

01:02:34.240 I like nature

01:02:35.440 Man I'm doing the yoga

01:02:36.620 I'm at the park

01:02:38.100 In Long Beach

01:02:38.840 Doing yoga

01:02:39.760 On the bluff

01:02:40.420 Six days a week

01:02:41.460 I went from

01:02:42.460 240 to 160

01:02:43.680 Wow

01:02:45.280 And I'm gonna stop you there

01:02:46.120 A minute

01:02:46.240 I appreciate it

01:02:47.160 Cause I'm just thinking

01:02:49.720 About change man

01:02:50.700 It sounds like

01:02:51.160 Give a big change

01:02:52.400 A lot of change

01:02:53.300 Has occurred in your life

01:02:54.240 And this

01:02:54.780 Feels really

01:02:56.240 You know

01:02:57.680 At 51

01:02:58.440 I mean

01:03:00.980 You sound 30

01:03:01.860 You know

01:03:03.580 You sound like

01:03:04.680 The energy of a 30

01:03:05.680 Man that's 30

01:03:07.480 You know

01:03:09.100 You got

01:03:09.680 You know

01:03:12.900 Just to be able

01:03:14.100 To hear that

01:03:14.980 We can change

01:03:15.900 At 51

01:03:16.840 Is

01:03:17.260 That's exciting

01:03:19.220 You know

01:03:19.980 That sounds

01:03:20.760 Inspirational

01:03:22.240 Cause I know

01:03:23.400 It's harder

01:03:23.820 Sometimes as we get older

01:03:24.860 You know

01:03:25.600 It's harder

01:03:25.940 We get set

01:03:27.040 In our ways

01:03:27.780 But one of the

01:03:29.340 Biggest lies

01:03:29.940 I ever heard

01:03:30.620 Was that

01:03:31.040 A leopard

01:03:31.420 Can't change

01:03:32.040 His spots

01:03:32.660 I don't believe

01:03:34.060 That man

01:03:34.640 I don't believe

01:03:35.500 That for a second

01:03:36.500 I don't believe

01:03:38.320 That whatever you're in

01:03:39.120 Or whatever you're stuck in

01:03:39.920 That it can't be changed

01:03:41.540 And that's why

01:03:43.080 I love this call

01:03:43.680 Man I love

01:03:44.200 And I appreciate

01:03:44.660 You calling

01:03:45.080 Because we need

01:03:45.660 To hear this

01:03:46.340 You know

01:03:47.260 Whatever it is

01:03:47.880 We're stuck in

01:03:48.640 You know

01:03:49.600 Sometimes you just

01:03:50.100 Have to get through

01:03:50.720 Sometimes

01:03:50.980 You know

01:03:51.580 If you

01:03:51.860 You committed

01:03:52.600 To a relationship

01:03:53.160 You committed

01:03:53.680 To raising a child

01:03:54.720 You get through

01:03:55.480 You chew that steak

01:03:57.060 You get through it

01:03:58.780 But you can change it

01:04:00.480 If things need to be changed

01:04:02.000 Or tidied up

01:04:02.840 You know

01:04:04.140 You know

01:04:07.420 And we try not

01:04:07.920 To waste our time

01:04:08.900 You know

01:04:09.240 We try not to stay

01:04:10.260 On the things

01:04:10.720 That are

01:04:11.000 Going to derail us

01:04:12.360 You know

01:04:12.860 The pills

01:04:13.560 The antidepressants

01:04:15.000 You brought up

01:04:15.520 I'm on the antidepressants

01:04:16.620 Man

01:04:16.920 I'm afraid

01:04:17.920 To get off

01:04:18.900 That's crazy

01:04:20.620 Because I don't know

01:04:21.160 If I am

01:04:21.720 You know

01:04:22.520 I mean

01:04:22.880 I know

01:04:23.140 I've suffered

01:04:23.640 From depression

01:04:24.280 But I don't know

01:04:24.760 If I always will

01:04:25.500 But now

01:04:26.760 I'm addicted

01:04:27.280 To the pills

01:04:28.100 I'm afraid

01:04:29.700 To stop

01:04:30.220 Taking them

01:04:30.860 That's crazy

01:04:33.340 Man

01:04:33.680 You know

01:04:34.480 You know

01:04:36.120 We got people

01:04:36.600 Addicted to our phones

01:04:38.080 You know

01:04:39.720 But we also have people

01:04:41.440 We're addicted to

01:04:42.220 Realizing what's real

01:04:43.340 Out there

01:04:43.840 You know

01:04:45.280 The friends

01:04:46.120 The family

01:04:46.600 The thing that makes

01:04:47.240 Us feel good

01:04:48.020 You know

01:04:49.200 Hearing somebody

01:04:49.880 Else's voice

01:04:50.780 And not giving in

01:04:52.960 To what

01:04:53.240 It becomes habitual

01:04:54.280 You know

01:04:55.320 That internet

01:04:55.820 It's just habitual

01:04:56.920 You know

01:04:58.420 The things that are habitual

01:05:00.360 You know

01:05:01.780 Sitting there

01:05:02.400 When your wife's

01:05:03.000 Watching a TV show

01:05:04.000 Even though she's

01:05:04.680 Just watching TV

01:05:05.480 If you're just

01:05:05.960 Sitting on your computer

01:05:06.760 That's even more

01:05:08.400 Isolational really

01:05:09.720 I find

01:05:10.980 When you can sit there

01:05:12.320 With your wife

01:05:12.840 And also watch

01:05:13.600 The show together

01:05:14.420 You know

01:05:15.260 Do the jeopardy

01:05:16.120 And see who gets more right

01:05:17.280 Or do the wheel of fortune

01:05:18.420 And it's little things

01:05:20.320 Like that

01:05:20.880 You know

01:05:21.440 That are real

01:05:22.960 And sure

01:05:24.180 I think that's

01:05:24.720 That's kind of

01:05:25.700 A good thing to do

01:05:26.320 These days

01:05:26.680 You can find

01:05:27.100 That common balance

01:05:27.920 If you can't

01:05:28.460 Get completely

01:05:29.040 Unhint

01:05:30.420 You know

01:05:30.800 Disconnected

01:05:32.580 Can you find

01:05:33.020 A common balance

01:05:33.880 You know

01:05:35.220 Can you find

01:05:35.640 Enough of a balance

01:05:36.820 Where

01:05:37.280 You get

01:05:38.440 You know

01:05:38.980 Maybe there's still

01:05:40.460 Some technology

01:05:41.200 Involved

01:05:41.520 There's still

01:05:41.820 Something involved

01:05:42.560 But at least

01:05:43.000 You guys

01:05:43.520 Are both involved

01:05:44.340 You know

01:05:44.780 I mean

01:05:46.000 I think that's

01:05:46.500 The goal

01:05:46.800 These days

01:05:47.500 Is to have

01:05:48.520 Just to have

01:05:49.140 A comfortable balance

01:05:50.220 Don't get

01:05:51.140 Don't get too

01:05:51.840 You know

01:05:52.380 Back off of these

01:05:53.140 Things that can be

01:05:53.640 Addictive

01:05:54.240 You know

01:05:55.820 You gotta tell

01:05:56.220 The kids

01:05:56.500 No to put

01:05:56.980 Down that

01:05:57.280 Mind sweep

01:05:58.000 You know

01:05:59.000 To put down

01:05:59.400 That whatever

01:06:00.020 It is

01:06:00.520 Warrior wizard

01:06:01.660 Or whatever

01:06:02.060 It is

01:06:02.540 Cat

01:06:03.000 Cat

01:06:05.500 Taffiny

01:06:06.060 Or whatever

01:06:06.360 It's cat

01:06:06.780 Craft

01:06:07.440 Cause the kids

01:06:08.920 Will do that

01:06:09.540 You know

01:06:10.940 And you gotta

01:06:11.260 Give them a frisbee

01:06:11.920 Teach them

01:06:12.260 What a frisbee

01:06:12.820 Is

01:06:13.240 You know

01:06:14.580 My nephew

01:06:15.060 Thought a frisbee

01:06:15.640 Just something

01:06:16.080 The dog

01:06:16.560 Eat out of

01:06:17.320 What the fuck

01:06:18.460 No that's

01:06:19.460 An instrument

01:06:19.840 For joy

01:06:20.440 That's something

01:06:21.440 You throw

01:06:22.000 And your little

01:06:22.600 Brother goes

01:06:23.040 And gets

01:06:23.500 And if he

01:06:23.920 Doesn't go

01:06:24.200 Get it for

01:06:24.620 You

01:06:24.860 Then you

01:06:25.380 Beat his

01:06:25.860 Ass

01:06:26.540 You know

01:06:27.720 That's what

01:06:28.740 It was

01:06:29.200 Dude

01:06:29.560 That was a

01:06:30.460 Get your

01:06:30.800 Ass beat

01:06:31.460 Disc

01:06:32.020 That's what

01:06:32.660 It was

01:06:32.900 Around my

01:06:33.380 House

01:06:33.780 So sometimes

01:06:35.060 You gotta

01:06:35.240 Get these

01:06:35.560 Kids off

01:06:35.900 This mind

01:06:36.360 Sweat

01:06:36.760 Give them

01:06:37.740 A frisbee

01:06:38.100 Put them

01:06:38.380 In the yard

01:06:38.780 It's hot

01:06:39.140 Out there

01:06:39.540 Well guess

01:06:39.940 What

01:06:40.240 It's hot

01:06:41.860 As hell

01:06:42.580 If you

01:06:44.040 Don't live

01:06:44.400 Here anymore

01:06:44.900 And I'll

01:06:45.400 Kick your

01:06:45.760 Ass out

01:06:46.140 If you

01:06:46.340 Ain't

01:06:46.460 Willing

01:06:46.680 To play

01:06:46.940 In the

01:06:47.140 Yard

01:06:47.440 But I

01:06:48.720 Want to

01:06:48.900 Thank you

01:06:49.220 Guys man

01:06:49.740 For just

01:06:50.080 Calling in

01:06:50.540 About the

01:06:50.880 Thoughts

01:06:51.180 From last

01:06:51.620 Week

01:06:51.920 I've had

01:06:54.080 A couple

01:06:54.420 Calls about

01:06:54.840 Addiction

01:06:55.260 And stuff

01:06:55.580 Like that

01:06:55.880 And I

01:06:56.040 Want to

01:06:56.240 Drop

01:06:56.540 Those in

01:06:58.080 But

01:06:58.940 I'm

01:07:00.740 Getting to

01:07:01.080 It as I

01:07:01.400 Can

01:07:01.700 I'm

01:07:02.200 Excited for

01:07:02.600 Some of

01:07:02.840 The

01:07:02.900 New

01:07:03.020 Stuff

01:07:03.200 That we

01:07:03.420 Have

01:07:06.760 Store

01:07:07.160 I will

01:07:07.700 See you

01:07:08.020 In

01:07:08.180 Huntsville

01:07:09.060 Alabama

01:07:09.820 Coming up

01:07:11.020 November

01:07:11.900 16th

01:07:12.740 Through

01:07:12.860 The

01:07:13.040 19th

01:07:14.180 And then

01:07:14.860 I will

01:07:15.080 Also be

01:07:15.620 At

01:07:16.020 Cowboys

01:07:16.940 I think

01:07:17.560 That's

01:07:17.740 What it's

01:07:18.000 Called

01:07:18.340 December

01:07:19.640 1st

01:07:20.320 Or

01:07:20.440 December

01:07:20.780 2nd

01:07:21.340 And that's

01:07:21.660 In

01:07:21.840 Calgary

01:07:22.440 I think

01:07:23.320 It's

01:07:23.440 December

01:07:23.740 1st

01:07:24.160 Calgary

01:07:24.760 Canada

01:07:25.560 And that's

01:07:26.700 All I

01:07:26.960 Have

01:07:27.140 Right now

01:07:27.580 That's

01:07:27.920 What's

01:07:28.060 On

01:07:28.140 The

01:07:28.260 Calendar

01:07:28.640 So come

01:07:30.500 Check me

01:07:30.760 Out

01:07:30.880 Stand up

01:07:31.180 Live

01:07:31.380 Huntsville

01:07:31.860 November

01:07:32.160 16th

01:07:32.800 Through

01:07:32.880 The

01:07:33.020 19th

01:07:33.680 And

01:07:34.040 Then in

01:07:34.280 Calgary

01:07:34.680 December

01:07:35.060 1st

01:07:35.700 I'll put

01:07:36.180 The

01:07:36.300 Calgary

01:07:36.560 Data

01:07:36.760 On my

01:07:36.960 Calendar

01:07:37.200 So you

01:07:37.420 Know

01:07:37.520 Exactly

01:07:37.840 Where

01:07:37.960 That

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 06, 2017

11-6-17 ｜ This Past Weekend #50

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