12-11-17 ｜ This Past Weekend #58
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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171.99266
Summary
It's the season of giving thanks and celebrating the season. On this episode of the podcast, we're talking about the joys of the season and the magic of Christmas, and how it can be found in the wild of the world.
Transcript
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all right boom boom boom all right let's get that hit him
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you hear that oh it's a refreshing christmas sound right there that is uh friedrich tolberg
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friedrich tolberg with christmas morning number two right there bringing us in here
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on this beautiful and i mean beautiful december 11th that music you've heard that music right
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there before that's kind of like when on that home alone movie when kevin finds the um you know
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when it's when it's finally christmas morning and everything is at peace you know you hear it listen
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with the freshly fallen snow and he comes outside of his door
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the world is okay the world is okay you know that's that beautiful moment music and that's
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friedrich tolberg and he's coming at you somewhere probably from germany or hungary
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out there in the wild in the wild of europe friedrich you can almost picture an old man with a candle
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you know dog laying next to him dog's probably been dead for two years friedrich has no idea though he's
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just just there writing that music old friedrich tolberg this is kind of like if you've ever seen
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you've ever been at worked at a hospital and they you know sometimes they have a gay man or even just a kind
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of a wild straight man comes in and he got something crazy he's been put into his butt
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you know a wild a vase or something you know kind of a small vase
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or anything like that and this is that music when they finally pull it out you know
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you know what i'm talking about let's hear it one more time
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oh they're trying to pull a dove out of some fella's buttocks right here
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uh-oh looks like they might get it a little more morphine
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ah praise god praise the lord i got a dove i got a dove out of my buttocks
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and that happens man it's that time of year and it is that time of year
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merry christmas happy holidays happy hanukkah happy kwanzaa
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you know they always throw kwanzaa in there for like the black community but you never hear anybody
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that celebrates it you know it's like you know let's uh i mean i guess it's good but i think
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there's a few other holidays out there and on thursday's episode we're going to delve into a
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little bit more of the you know that some of the holiday attractions and christmas vibe from around
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the world uh just a couple though in advance you know in south africa they eat fried caterpillars this
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time of year and that's a delicacy and i've actually had those in south africa i've been there
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and i've had those treats over there them crawling treats and over there something you know here
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i mean in america we don't animals get more rights because we don't need them as much
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you know animals get extra rights here you know you might see uh two gay dogs getting married here
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in new hampshire or in um you know over in uh in albuquerque you might see a couple of gay
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dobermans out there you know doing sex and looking for ring shopping you know you might see
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a um here in beverly hills you'll see you know last year they had a famous bichon that a lady
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tried to get a nose job for it for a bichon just because you know it wasn't you know it wasn't
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appeasing some of the selfies and stuff she was taking for her it wasn't good enough
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you know and you'll see um you know you'll see someone out here with like a you'll see like
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something like a tender man like a with like a a veal but like a baby goat that he rescued or
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something now he's walking it over there on santa monica boulevard or in west hollywood
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but that's just because you don't have ness you don't have necessity for the animals here
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you know you get up into uh montana you get up into um mississippi they got people they'll
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they see a deer they're going to gun it down you know and and but they're going to eat it they're
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not just you know it's they're not just drive by shooting animals you know they use them the
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animals are of necessity and when you get out there to africa you get out there to the big black
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continent you know the big that big mysterious that mother earth and that thing is just the damn
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womb of the world if you haven't been to africa and looked into an african man's eyes
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i that's where they got the idea for lion king if you haven't look i've been uh i think i've been
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africa maybe six seven times and you look into a kenyan man's eyes you can see the beginning of
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humanity and i know that might sound wild to you but their eyes just go so much deeper uh than than
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a lot of other than a lot of the eyes here in america because we got new eyes here you know this
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country's only been around for so long you know but you get into the you get into the depth into
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those you know visual swimming pools you know those wading waters that are sitting in a in a in
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an african man's skull you can really and i'm i'm serious here you can see back into the almost the
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beginning of time you know a lot of people out there are looking in space elon musk out there hunting
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around in space how to travel through time well i'll say this if you shoot you fire me good and
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hard and concise and you organize me enough and you shoot me right into a into a into a real black
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african man's eye sockets i bet you i show up a million years in the past and i'll be back there
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just bare just bareback riding a a damn valorasa saptisticus you know i'll be back there i'll be
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back there on one of them snackodactyls you know and those are beautiful animals that only eat snacks
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imagine that no meals lunch dinner breakfast brunch fuck all that snackodactyl eats when it wants to
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it doesn't live by these codes a snackodactyl eat when it wants to other people sitting down for dessert
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a snackodactyl break out a bowl of fucking cereal at 4 a.m because that's how they behave
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but anyway africa they eating caterpillars over there it's a tradition and that's real in sweden
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they got that yule goat in sweden um notorious for the yule goat oleboke and i met a couple of
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swedish girls when i was in europe one time and a buddy of mine a dominican fellow tried to get me
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to sleep with them um and uh they may have been by american standards we were young they were young
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i'm gonna leave it right there everybody was a you know kind of just you know fresh ages uh but i told
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my buddy i said i don't know man this seemed like a reach you know it seemed like a reach if this girl
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don't know who the black crows are that's where you know they're like what what age is too young
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to make love to a woman i'm like if she don't know who the black crows are you know that's why
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that's where i at least gonna uh reconsider i'm gonna phone a friend you know before i dick down into
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some young territory but that girl told me when i met her that oleboke oleboke i believe was the
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swedish term for santa claus but santa have the yule goat uh sweden i'm sorry sweden has that
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yule goat and the yule goat is is it isn't a real animal that's what it says here it's typically made
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almost entirely of straw in the swedish tongue the christmas goat is known as the yule book
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the yule book origins are rooted in mythology but it's but it's been warmly adopted by the swedes as part
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of modern christian tradition perhaps too warmly the swedish town of gal galval has erected a giant
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version of the yule goat since 1966 and every year since uh people have tried to torch it kidnap it
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and uh even gut it even though it's just made a straw um at least 28 of the 45 yule goats um have been
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have been torched so they're burning goats out there in sweden they're burning goats you know
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and in los angeles you probably couldn't even have a straw goat you know you couldn't even have a
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straw a straw goat out here you couldn't even have it without some limp yellow muppet you know telling
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you that it's inhumane you know without some damn amoeba of a human with no spinal column who's never
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done anything except lived off the internet never made any choices for themselves never even thought
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a tool belt was a you know uh something they made tools on without some damn cinnamon licorice
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just tadpole telling you you can't own a straw goat it ain't right you know it's a straw goat it
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should be free it's a what about it's never gonna find its straw parents shut up hush it up guy that's
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not a real thing so those are some things that go on in the world and i'm gonna get into more of those
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on uh on thursday's episode just examining kind of christmas around the world and um and just what
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it means to some people you know and what it is and and i've just been fucking stressed man i've been
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stressed out and to be honest a lot of my stress is coming from i've just been being lazy i've been
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feeling depressed honestly and uh and how that shows up for me is you know i will i'll stay up kind of
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screwing around on the internet looking at stuff watching videos and this and that and then i won't
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get to sleep at a proper time and then i'll stay up you know and then i want to get sleep regular
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amounts the next thing you know i'm not up till 11 and the next thing you know i'm just succumbed with
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all the things that i want to do you know because my brain has a to-do list that never ends so then i
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get depressed because i'm not getting all my stuff done you know so i just sometimes i get in this
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cycle where i'm just not you know i'm not choosing to take care of myself and to do the things that i
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need to do uh to feel healthy you know and to feel you know it's just like i make my own stress
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it's so bizarre to me because i don't want to be doing that you know i want to be being productive
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and it's that time of year where it's like just a good time to help others and to not think about
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myself but then here i find this just this depression sneaking in so it's been kind of frustrating you
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know and some of it is just getting up and going you know i did some yoga at the house
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um you know but it's like i'll get into bed and i'll just feel i don't know i'll just feel depressed
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i'll feel angry um then i start if i look at social media of course that makes you i mean twitter will
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make you choke out a cousin you know so it's just been hectic it's been hectic man a little bit i
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switched medications you know i take antidepressants and uh and so i switched from one of those because
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it was making me sleepy so i think that could be part of it and i switched back to an old one i used
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to take but they say there's that transition zone in there a couple weeks and then antidepressants
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when you get off them presents when you get off them presents you i mean that's when people somebody
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fly a plane into a you know into a senior citizen cafeteria you know that's those type of people
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you know people burn down a library you know that's what that's when people aren't making good
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choices when they're switching gears and so that's where i feel like maybe i'm just going through a
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little bit of a switching gears so i am grateful that you guys are here with me today uh because
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this was something that i have to do you know and this gave me something to do today um and if you
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want to know how depression works for me man not trying to debbie down or nothing but you know
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i'll tell you you know it's like i get like my life is cool my life is cool today when i really look
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at it from an outsider's perspective you know tonight i'm uh performing i got a show a late
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show at the comedy store they have their holiday party you know some of my favorite comedians and
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friends will be there the staff of the comedy store um the book or the managers uh you know some of
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these people are real friends of mine like people that i just really care about in my heart and they're
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going to be there um i'm going to see my buddy simon rex uh is coming over we're going to go see
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our buddy james blake who's a musician who's also one of the uh just a novel young thinker and
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i've gotten to spend some time with the man and he's just emotionally aware and curious a neat fella
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and um and simon is a new friend of mine from this year you know when i look back i'm just so grateful
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to have new friends you know so there's a lot of things and just are obvious in front of me that i
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get to do that are fun you know but still i wake up this morning with this feeling like i just don't
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have any purpose you know like um sometimes it's just like my i wish my heart or my brain could
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remember the truth instead of just immediately wander into the non-reality you know into the
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into the lies you know the lies that are like well i'm a bad person or the lies that like i don't
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care about other people or the lies you know i'm just thinking about myself um
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but my brain will go there my brain will just you know it's it's just it's unfortunate that we're
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i don't want to say gifted but we are in infected with uh with this that i'm infected with this brain
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you know this depressed it's a depressive brain sometimes and i didn't want to talk about it today
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a little bit because you know i wanted to just boost everybody's spirits and be alive
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alive and just show gratitude but that's okay you know i can still show gratitude
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um and be excited about certain things but at the same time be honest about you know what's going on
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so you know thankfully today i finally got up and out of bed around one um i didn't get to bed till
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about three but i got up in bed uh bed around one and a lot of it was because i you know i had to do
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the podcast you know i had to prepare i had to get ready you know i got a producer came to help
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today chris uh perez latino fella you know and he coming in here with these latin ideas and stuff
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like that you know then piñata junkies they out there you know sipping limonada so and i'm paul and
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i'm i'm uh coming in half nicaraguan you know so we got that root we got that spanish root a little bit
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so i had to get up and you know show some excitement for that uh so i guess i'm really
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grateful today i'm grateful to you guys for uh being here for me because this is something that
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i've committed to and it's a commitment that i'm you know not giving up on so i got up i made a
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gratitude list that's one thing i've been good about doing you know i'll just list off 10 things
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that i'm grateful for and it can be anything you know from you know just getting some rest or
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you know having teeth you know because you see some dudes that are just missing grill work you know
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some dude that's uh he got the you know his grills look like it's took on some strong propane a couple
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times because he blew a couple of pieces out you know and uh and i get going and now already i'm kind
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of feeling better honestly since i just kind of said that to you guys real really am i in my chest
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i can just feel a little bit more excited a little bit more you know i don't a little bit more free
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because it's just like this prison that sometimes just i don't know i can't even explain it it's like
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because i don't i mean i haven't really been that depressed this year and this is one of the first
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years that i haven't when i really look back at my life and i think a lot of that is uh is probably
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due to this podcast and keeping me you know giving me something to look forward to do and a lot of
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you guys calling in and sharing your thoughts and feelings and stuff that's going on with you and your
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lives it makes me feel like you know like i don't want to let you guys down either by not showing up
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and being here so thank you for uh you know a little bit of teamwork i guess um because i just didn't feel
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good you know and sometimes there's not even a reason for it you know people are like why don't
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because i'm probably used to not feeling good for a lot of my life and
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uh and sometimes my brain goes back there because i guess it's comfortable i don't know why
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i don't know why i don't even have to have an answer actually sometimes i just don't feel good
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so that's it i didn't do anything bad you know i didn't do anything wrong i mean i probably could
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have got out of bed and got active that's what i should have done i started thinking too much
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and so you know i started thinking and instead i took an action i got out and i got cruising and
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i'm here today with you guys so i'm thankful for that 100 and i ain't burning no yule goats boy
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but back to my original thought now so in some places they kill animals they need them it's necessity
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and when you get to africa okay when you get to that big a you know where indiana jones went
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a couple times looking for treasure when you get there uh you see a couple caterpillars go by that's
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like bison okay that is moving lunch right there in places where people are starving and that's real
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stuff so you get over there that's a real deal you know people are like you hear that in the
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middle of the night they're like i think i hear something and somebody look outside and it's just
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a caterpillar but that don't mean anything it means you get the spears out because that's lunch you
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know that could be dinner and i'll tell you this story i was in vietnam i might have told this story
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before i have a very short-term uh long-term memory loss and i was in vietnam and you know you can go to
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the markets there and they kill an animal right there for you in the market you know what i'm saying
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you want to uh you want an owl you want a little bit of owl meat chop chop get a next thing you know
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they got a you know they got the owl right there they got a you know i'm no birth certificate this
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ain't no cabbage patch fucking cutlery cutlery place this is the real deal they got an owl you know
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chop chop you know they got a um aardvark you want a little bit of aardvark next thing you know
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they cracked cracked cracked open a spine of a aardvark you know and they got you know they
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pouring the marrow into a cup and they dipping you out a couple of a couple of a couple of vark
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medallions you know next thing you know you're rolling out of there with eight little cuts of
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you know vark so people you know you go into these vietnamese markets anything is a meat what do you want
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you want a little bit i mean look dude if some if some uh some visitors went missing
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dude i guarantee you they show up on a menu in a market you want two pounds of kathy
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huh you want a couple grams of andy we got him so i went in there and i was thinking you know with
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these american thoughts you know i went in there like oh they got a pit they had a couple of uh
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pigeons in there you know or might have been uh what is it um some of god's canaries you know uh
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a couple partridges they had a couple partridges in there in a cage you could buy them you know
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dollar a partridge so i'm thinking i'll get me a partridge i'm gonna set it free i'm gonna change
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the game you know i'm gonna be this big you know fancy fella here i'm gonna come in here and show these
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vietz how to change the game by setting animals free dude i bought one dollar for a uh partridge
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right get that partridge i run outside with it you know i mean this is my moment in the sun
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you know this is my uh this is i let that that partridge loose man i tell you immediately
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eight different vietnamese people jumped on this partridge they had a one dude pulled a sword out
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of his belt and went right at the partridge dude another dude came rolling off of a tree branch
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dropped down on a rope and try to snatch for it another i mean people came it was like it was
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choreographed by the lord it was just not just eight different levels of partridge attackers
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and one guy got to it first right grabbed it right out there in the wild in the open in a in a
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parking lot by a vietnamese market snapped its neck did a nip neck snap on that partridge you know
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i'm not talking l5s1 dude i'm talking l9 i'm talking about up top snapped its neck and just put it right
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on his shoulder because vietnamese have small little shoulders you know barely could hold a book on them
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barely could really hold a small book or a notepad you kind of probably comfortably set a notepad but
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they got very very small shoulders and he walked off and that's when i realized wow yeah animal rights
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definitely but uh but these people aren't killing these partridges over here because for fun that man
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was going home that man was going to have thanksgiving dinner or whatever you know vietnamese holiday
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supported a meal that man was going to feed his family so i guess if you got a meal man get your
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meal you know i know i'm going to go over to mississippi this year for uh christmas eve i spend
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my christmas eve in mississippi and you know that somebody's going to be sharing up a rare meat over
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there you know and i've dude i'll dude i will i will find a way to get a little bit of dove or some
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venison or hell if they had vark i'd have a slice of that you know i don't know what they'll have
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you know turtle you know a little bit of horse or something whatever all right let me get into this
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because i'm gender neutral out here all right i'll do it i'll fold my nuts into something if you
00:28:00.260
want to contest it i will fold my nuts into a you know do some um that or or a vagina i'll do some
00:28:10.460
or a vagina and fold my nuts into something because i'll come across i'm coming across you know because
00:28:16.800
we gotta we gotta we gotta stick together if you gotta be a lady at some points you be a lady you know
00:28:23.220
sometimes i want to be you don't think i want to be a big beautiful woman sometimes
00:28:27.460
you know get a cutlass and straight up chill eat some lemon cookies and breastfeed something
00:28:36.420
then you are you're dead wrong dude i'll breastfeed a damn adult boy with a lemon cookie in my jaw
00:28:43.980
gang gang call me rosemary you know so sometimes we all go through some things i said i want to lay in bed
00:28:52.300
you know sometimes i want to lay in bed and watch um little women you know or watch um you know
00:29:01.700
care bears and or something and have girl snacks sometimes i want to that's okay it doesn't make
00:29:08.540
me a bad person it doesn't make women a wrong person or wrong gender teamwork man what's going on
00:29:16.520
out here this past weekend a lot of fires a lot of fires they're setting it off you know chelsea
00:29:23.540
handler had to escape for from her home kind of a bummer i wouldn't mind if she'd have caught a
00:29:29.600
couple of flames to the jaw you know i'm not a chelsea handler fan i am not a chelsea handler fan i just
00:29:38.020
i have trouble with the elitist just speaking down to other people
00:29:41.220
because i don't think it solves anything you know and i'm not saying that maybe i don't do it
00:29:47.780
at times you know when i think i'm better than someone that i speak down to them
00:29:51.640
uh but i if i do do it i want to find ways so that i don't
00:29:57.800
i just don't like it i don't know that this just burns my balls open sometimes
00:30:03.460
but you know what i do i pray for swear dude praying just because i need to get that if i got
00:30:12.460
if i got that hate i have anger in me i gotta let that go that's not gonna do anything for me
00:30:16.320
that's my issue if i got it you know but i swear some of these disconnected people i'm just like
00:30:22.400
what is are you serious this you have do you know what it's like to be a human do you know what
00:30:29.300
it's like to have any sort of struggle in the world just sitting up in your billion dollar perch
00:30:34.660
telling people the california wildfires they got a video of a man uh chasing a rabbit out there and
00:30:41.700
dude if you ask me the rabbit's trying to get away from this man you know that dude seemed like a
00:30:47.080
straight lurker he's out there catching bunny that dude is out there catching bunny dude that dude that
00:30:54.880
rabbit tried three times to get away from that guy you know and both of them one of them seemed
00:30:59.540
they might they might have been a little bit tender you know coming in a little bit soft in the thighs
00:31:04.160
one of them seemed like they might have been a little bit uh you know like they might have just
00:31:10.440
you know what i'm saying man one of them they seem like they might have been
00:31:14.280
you know you might be able to find them on grinder later you know little larry or little lance or little
00:31:20.620
even the rabbit maybe the rabbit looked like he was trying to maybe hop into some things
00:31:24.640
but there was a lot of fires man i woke up to that video i know everybody saw it the one where
00:31:30.560
the guy's just driving and there's a the the three road markers or the the green sign you just see the
00:31:37.560
hills just roasting in the difference like in the distance like just like a little baby mordor happening
00:31:42.560
and that's a no joke that is probably three miles from my house so it's close man you know a lot
00:31:51.720
going on a little bit of smoke in the air people wearing masks though come on i see a lady at the
00:32:00.140
supermarket got a mask on some just air muppet you can't handle a hit of air take a swig off some air
00:32:11.220
did i remember when i was growing up they burned everything in the ditch did if you didn't want it
00:32:17.000
or you didn't want somebody else to have it burn it in the ditch ditch fires man ditch fires
00:32:24.380
everything you run and jump over them feel that heat on your cry yo you had to open your legs to
00:32:31.200
get across that ditch and you feel that feel that freaking feel a little bit of stream hit you you
00:32:37.700
know you feel that hit ah it was fun man the smell of a little bit of burning in the air i miss that
00:32:44.140
it was like a camp a little bit of a kid had that campfire vibe you know but yeah people's burning
00:32:48.980
out here and they got you know rich people just riding down the hills on basically on the backs of
00:32:54.840
their workers you know i wouldn't be surprised to see you know rosie o'donnell just surfing down the
00:33:03.300
hill on the back of a latino yard worker you know esteban plank because i gotta get down this hill
00:33:13.060
but yeah it was taking out some of the rich the fires hunting the rich you know what's going on
00:33:20.060
what's going on but that man trying to get that rabbit that seems very questionable to me
00:33:25.660
seem like they either knew each other or one of them had ulterior motives do y'all just happen to
00:33:32.800
whatever what else small town in ireland proves that not all air pollution is bad
00:33:42.920
the luck of the iris strikes again as a small town in ireland is getting a little second hand
00:33:49.440
high off a nearby viagra factory whose fumes are polluting the airs that's true local bartender
00:33:57.320
debbie o'grady describes the air as one whiff and yo stiff well thanks deb but yeah man i'd get that hit
00:34:06.620
boy because i'm no stranger to that to that uh to that dick game man you know i'm saying if i feel
00:34:14.160
like it might even just be a crazy night i tell i throw five milli of cialis into my system just going
00:34:18.800
to lunch if i'm gonna go to the mall i mean dude i've been out there where you go on a date you think
00:34:25.320
things are going well you know you pop five six seven eight millies you know so you're running a
00:34:31.620
little bit with a little bit of lift you know and um and then the date goes sour so now you're running
00:34:39.440
on about you know 22 worth of uppers worth of cock uppers and you're out in the wild so i don't want
00:34:50.280
to say like you don't turn into like a rapist of course but you definitely turn into somebody who's
00:34:56.620
trying to get their value out of their medication and i don't know what that makes you really i don't
00:35:03.720
know what that makes me really but yeah man i've been out there dude just just lifted you know out
00:35:11.960
there just diving boarding at the mall or after a dinner you drop the date off she wasn't interested
00:35:17.560
you thought it was going one way next thing you know you just wheeling around town with that you know
00:35:24.140
caught up with that third femur you know you got that gift boy you got that blood gift in your cat
00:35:32.380
and that's wild and that makes you feel you're not a superhero but you definitely
00:35:39.260
you're looking to show off your special powers if you can find a lady that's interested
00:35:43.580
so i wonder is there is there any you know it doesn't say that on the box really
00:35:49.320
it doesn't say it doesn't say if the date you're planning on they just got two people on a
00:35:53.840
mountaintop in a bathtub and it doesn't say if you're planning on being wild and it doesn't work
00:36:08.860
um we got the 25th anniversary of the first ever text message is coming up do you realize that
00:36:17.100
the 25th anniversary of the first ever text message that's this week and the first ever text
00:36:23.480
message was merry christmas pretty beautiful huh
00:36:26.220
that's nice the first thing anyone ever sent anybody over text was merry christmas
00:36:33.520
that's a nice thought now 25 years later more than 780 billion text messages are sent every year in
00:36:43.000
the united states alone and some of them probably is d picks you know and i don't use my own dick
00:36:51.000
pick if i sent a dick as my buddy jason tebow and he got a decent cock on him over there and he's a
00:36:56.320
comedian and he uh sold me two dick picks actually this year and so i might up my game and buy another
00:37:02.720
two next year pinning on you know what's happening and stuff oh but we're gonna get into a couple of
00:37:09.380
calls here man you know i didn't have a big plan for this episode and i guess i don't really have
00:37:14.340
to you know i start feeling some pressure like i gotta have a plan sometimes with the podcast as
00:37:19.580
we go on but i mean my main goal every week just needs to be you know just to keep it going and to
00:37:26.180
show up um and i appreciate you guys showing up listenership is growing and and people are part of
00:37:32.560
this community is good and we've had a good year and we did some cool stuff you know we've helped
00:37:37.340
some people we've shared some topics we've got some voice out there some people's voices
00:37:41.760
i got two beautiful thank you notes this week i had somebody drop off a gift at the comedy club
00:37:48.280
for me i haven't even opened it yet i'm waiting till christmas um this young lady lauren thank you so
00:37:54.300
much uh it's just been good man i've had my buddy ken uh kevin best has helped me make the shirts
00:38:01.440
you know the onward shirts that are now available in the store you can check them out
00:38:05.700
it's just it's been a good year and i owe a lot of that to you guys for showing up
00:38:10.120
and being a part of my life uh this year and uh
00:38:14.580
you know i'm i'm uh i'm thankful you know this has been when i look back on my life you know
00:38:22.340
sometimes i don't really know you know what i've done um and i don't really feel you know i have to
00:38:29.320
feel i have to feel like i have to be constantly reminded you know i need constant proof that
00:38:38.460
i'm okay or that i am doing things or doing my job i mean some people would look and be like oh man
00:38:48.160
you're so lucky you're like i'm talking to my buddy brian yesterday he's like you're so lucky you know
00:38:51.480
your life like you seem like you have it all and this and that and then here i am you know and i don't
00:38:58.140
even want to get out of bed even though i have a great day ahead of me full of people that love me
00:39:02.540
and people that i love and uh you know so that's maybe what some of what we're doing here for each
00:39:08.880
other you know and i think we're going to try to get back to you know i'm gonna look i'm gonna listen
00:39:13.500
over the holidays and listen to the different episodes from the year and see what worked and
00:39:17.420
what didn't and i'm always open to you guys as constructive criticism always you know we're this is
00:39:22.560
we're trying to do this shit together whatever it is um so make sure to you know hit up in the
00:39:28.780
youtube comments or whatever uh and uh and thank you guys now i will say this we had a call last week
00:39:34.940
from at two weeks ago from adam right i'm gonna replay adam's call because adam called in this week
00:39:40.320
and was not happy uh about the responses that we gave him let's hear adam's uh some of the replay
00:39:46.680
from adam's original call about pornography and um and gang banging in-house more
00:39:54.840
hey what's up theo my name is adam and uh got a little question for you maybe uh get your thoughts
00:40:05.000
on a little little something something in the dark arts that i've been uh my wife at about year two
00:40:13.820
informed me that watching pornography was akin to cheating okay so adam's calling up to get
00:40:22.720
thoughts his wife thinks uh informed him in year two watching pornography is akin to cheating let's
00:40:28.000
hear more she requested that i stop watching that pornography she wants you off that porn okay
00:40:35.120
and so i did but uh what she did for me was she allowed me to start filming uh us doing the nasty
00:40:49.740
so she doesn't want you watching it but she's now okay with you directing and producing it
00:40:54.820
in-house with her onward us making that sweet love and uh oh yeah dick tricks and all of it man i've
00:41:03.780
seen it all on the web that's got me through you know it got me it gets me through those you know
00:41:10.680
those dry spells you run into so anyway the dark arts part of this comes in with me i kind of want to
00:41:20.360
film her banging somebody else okay so you want that assassin boy you know you want that gunner you
00:41:30.220
want that hitter swinging off the uh you know jumping off the bookshelf you want that brother you know
00:41:36.960
with that erection jumping off the bookshelf and just swanning up in your wife's trap you know into
00:41:44.360
that ph balance trap you know hopefully let's hear more anyway man i'd like to know your thoughts on that
00:41:51.620
you know is asking her to do that or eventually maybe even getting her to do that what you think uh
00:41:59.080
kind of a an effect it might have on the old marriage okay there you go that was adam's
00:42:05.960
original call right so we had callers call in last week on the thursday episode i believe it was
00:42:11.180
and give adam their thoughts because i i put that out to everyone uh mr adam because i didn't have
00:42:19.140
experience you know i mean i made love to a couple girls that were you know were cousins i guess in
00:42:25.540
indiana one time um you know definitely at the end by the end of it all they were at least
00:42:33.200
closer than they were before that's for sure but and then another time in missouri i had a woman
00:42:39.120
you know a hottie and this other this other lady was kind of this sort of you know kind of polish or
00:42:45.600
baltic sort of barbell lifting looking young lady you know want to get into something wild before we
00:42:53.420
hit the airport i had to and then i had to hitch a ride from them to the airport and the one had to
00:42:58.060
drive didn't get as much you know wiener treatment as much as the first one so the one that had to
00:43:04.440
drive she was feeling left out you know and dude the irony i kid you not i remember you know the
00:43:10.040
barbell is the one that was on them barbells you know you ever see the barbells that have like a
00:43:14.320
hundred hundred written on the side or a thousand she looked like one of them ladies you know wearing a
00:43:17.840
unitard kind of you know she was jacked up you know neck bone connected to the uh connected to
00:43:25.240
the calf muscle you know i'm saying she was bowed up she had that emmence smith kind of you know back
00:43:30.860
strap but she she had to drive me and then the hot one sitting up in the air you know in a shotgun
00:43:38.120
feeling all pleasured out you know feeling empty a little bit feeling like somebody just you know
00:43:44.020
poured a couple a cup of you know room temperature tea right between her legs you know feeling really
00:43:49.360
kept up and satisfied and then the uh you know that wrangler that hit her she's having to drive us
00:43:58.100
to the airport and she had a stick shift dude and i could tell that every time she touched that stick
00:44:02.760
shift it just reminded her of some of that c that she you know some of that extra you know that
00:44:10.680
mahogany wiener that strength that i that she didn't get and i feel bad about it a little bit
00:44:15.920
i should have you know done 50 50 and you should do that in a threesome kind of deal but anyhow so you
00:44:20.740
said so those were my only things i could offer to you mr adam but then you came in this was it's but
00:44:26.700
other callers had other thoughts they gave you thoughts on what they was pornography cheating uh they
00:44:31.640
gave and they were all over the place i felt like and they were you know some people say well
00:44:36.460
whatever your wife says is cheating that's what's cheating somewhere it's definitely not
00:44:40.620
cheating somewhere it is cheating if your wife says so uh one caller said that you well let's
00:44:48.160
hear what let's hear what adam said because then adam called back after hearing that episode this was
00:44:52.680
adam's call here we go what's up this is adam i am your caller that apparently you had a whole show
00:44:59.340
about my call and i just got done watching it and uh kind of off put by the callers you put through
00:45:08.240
a bunch of a bunch of a bunch of jealous haters dang adam coming in his oven's already preheated
00:45:17.920
before he got on the phone huh he already baking bread let's go calling in to condemn me for what
00:45:24.440
i want to do in the privacy of my own bedroom with my wife and uh just to dispel a few fictions that
00:45:32.900
were made up about me by your callers and some by you okay he throwing stones but no i appreciate
00:45:42.260
your call adam i do appreciate this call i appreciate the response i am intrigued let's hear more
00:45:47.520
pornography was never a problem with me i'd watch it occasionally the reason my wife said it was akin
00:45:52.920
to cheating is because she saw it on my phone one time when she got in my phone okay we didn't know
00:45:59.420
that let's hear more wasn't a regular watcher of it but like i said it got me through you know a few
00:46:04.920
dry spells here and there but you had all these callers calling in condemning me telling me i was
00:46:10.620
crazy telling me i had sick issues and all this stuff and first off you know let me let me clarify
00:46:17.940
some things for some people i have a happy marriage i have a secure marriage swag marriage my wife and i
00:46:26.720
are freaks together so it wouldn't be something that she would completely freak out about
00:46:35.840
gang gang but you know you call this a safe space and then i listen to your show and it's nothing but
00:46:43.420
just haterade pouring out your lines with all these bitter women calling it's just pathetic man
00:46:52.500
bitter women i mean i felt like and there were some ladies that called and i thought that they had
00:46:58.040
a female perspective for you you know i don't think that just i didn't find them to be bitter i felt like
00:47:04.880
they were genuinely concerned let's hear some more adam after hearing all your calls i decided not to talk
00:47:13.140
to my wife about the whole bringing somebody else in maybe it's not a good idea i heard one caller say
00:47:20.220
that you know it's a it's a murderer waiting to happen or some crazy shit and so you're saying
00:47:26.840
you decide let's so you just you then went with their advice even though they're all these people
00:47:33.000
crazy you went with their advice hear more anyway disappointed at the show and disappointed in
00:47:41.040
you for kind of piling on with all your other retard callers so uh dang he now he's now he's uh
00:47:48.800
counting chromosomes now you counting soames on people wow uh i'll still listen to you you're still
00:47:57.760
my favorite comedian i love what you do but your callers can suck a dick and he's still trying to
00:48:04.580
get more sex at the end there you hear that offering his own cock out at the end adam i appreciate
00:48:11.620
your call man and i'm gonna tell you first of all i thought about this man i even took a couple of notes
00:48:15.940
first of all there was some misinformation okay because we didn't know that your wife was a freak
00:48:21.720
you know we didn't know you was that you was dating a wild cat you know we thought you had a smitten
00:48:28.380
kitten at the house you know you said your wife didn't want you to you know or had called you out for
00:48:33.820
watching pornography after two years of marriage so that makes we're picturing you know we're picturing
00:48:39.740
a little froiline in the kitchen she got the apron you know you know says save it for marriage on it
00:48:46.200
you know knit it into it by her grandmother she's you know we're picturing a smitten kitten you know
00:48:51.100
she's at the home you know you know uh welding homemade jingle bells maybe it'll be the craziest
00:48:55.960
thing she ever does is welding homemade jingle bells in the in the garage you know one year when
00:49:01.900
she's feeling wild you know instead of you know going into lesbianism after you guys have been
00:49:06.120
married for 15 years or whatever she gets that out of her system by welding homemade jingle bells
00:49:10.960
heavy bells you know some denoters in the uh in the garage one year and that's how she gets it out
00:49:17.220
of her system we pictured that you know we pictured that sort of a of a vibe of a woman i believe
00:49:24.220
and then also we didn't know that she was you know that she was had that cruella de vil in her
00:49:31.600
you know she didn't we didn't know she had 101 dalmatians trying to get up in that a
00:49:36.060
you know we didn't know she was like that so for one there was misinformation and that's okay look
00:49:42.780
i like a freak you know i like somebody that don't mind doing some things or showing out some things
00:49:49.240
you know somebody that you know let you get in a carport every now and then even though you already
00:49:55.660
you know in the garage but when when you heard when i think when the audience heard you ask me
00:50:02.640
for thoughts or suggestions uh about jerking off about cheating and i didn't have them then i put
00:50:10.300
it over to them you know and that's the thing it's like maybe i should have said hey i don't have
00:50:17.000
maybe i should say on the hotline and this is for anybody hitting the hotline from now on
00:50:21.260
that this call a call could be put out to other people you know and i'm sorry so i do apologize
00:50:29.280
for that man if i you know if you didn't want it put out to the masses like that for other people's
00:50:34.420
thoughts then i am sorry because i you know i didn't really let that know be known and i'll make
00:50:40.480
that clear from now on and i hope listeners understand that and the hotline is 985-664-9503
00:50:46.920
and all you guys knew that i was going to drop that hotline number right there too
00:50:50.660
all y'all are sitting like i bet he gonna drop this hotline number um but i was crowdsourcing i put
00:50:56.880
it out to the audience you know and i thought they did a good job i thought most people had your care
00:51:01.520
or concern i thought you know i thought it was pretty supportive you know except the one lady did
00:51:07.380
say you might get murdered but the more i thought about it you're talking to an avid dateline watcher
00:51:13.400
okay but what about that can opener you know my buddy jeff richards um he does a good impersonation
00:51:24.000
of uh the old white guy from one of the dateline episodes and i'm paraphrasing but he's like but
00:51:30.220
what about that can opener it was usually in the drawer so summer came and summer turned to winter
00:51:39.560
and winter turned to fall and fall turned to box day but uh you got to check him out but anyhow so
00:51:46.200
we did that man we did i felt like we did but i wanted to apologize if i let it be crowdsourced and
00:51:50.960
you didn't want it but you called out that lady say you thought you might get murdered i'm gonna play
00:51:54.940
a part of her call uh really really quick because i thought that her call was really accurate and
00:52:00.320
you'll probably like in six months be dead because like this is the beginning of like how murder
00:52:06.560
mysteries start bro like it all started when adam said hey i want you to you know have sex with my
00:52:15.460
friend mike steve then steve and adam's wife had the thing on the side where she was like oh no i don't
00:52:22.600
like steve but she did like steve and then like oh adam's got like life insurance and now bro you
00:52:30.280
just cut yourself out of the equation that's it and if you don't think that's a recipe for disaster
00:52:35.560
then i don't think you would have agreed with them at the end adam so i'm going to take you to task on
00:52:40.100
that uh but it's been a journey man you know you wanted it and i believe that our audience gave you
00:52:45.340
some really good suggestions and good thoughts you know but i do appreciate you calling in about it and i
00:52:50.400
appreciate your call back in and i'm sorry that you felt you know if you got misled a little bit
00:52:54.460
and i didn't mean that you know i'm no misleader you know i try to lay breadcrumbs and that's for
00:52:59.340
both of us to get home you know i'm not i'm not out here you know hanseling by myself you know you're
00:53:05.900
my gretel brother you know but adam boy you know that's how it goes i mean even even in the bible if you
00:53:11.500
go back to adam you know you wanted to get that fruit what happened you want to get that fruit you want
00:53:19.360
to taste that pear you want to get that lily lily and put it in your mouth you know you want to pick
00:53:26.140
a pig's foot off the branch and next thing you know you want to have a barbecue in the back of
00:53:30.240
your throat but you don't want to face the consequences well that young lady that called
00:53:35.600
up said you might get murdered she she's a woman that's a woman's perspective you know and i can't
00:53:42.660
give you that woman's perspective you know even if i do my vagina gummy and you know and even if i try
00:53:50.200
and you know put on a skirt or some type of a cotton something or some polyester breast arm fucking uh
00:54:01.940
um tankini or something i'm not i can't offer you that so that's why we outsourced it but
00:54:10.480
oh i don't even you know i i don't even know sometimes i don't even know sometimes man i'm
00:54:22.240
thinking about the holidays i'm thinking about some of the food i want to see some more food man
00:54:25.720
that's what i want damn i want some damn whipped cream i bought a bunch of pears and i've been
00:54:30.940
eating pears for the past two days and i'm i'm tired of eating pears man i really am
00:54:37.000
so we got one more call we had a caller that called in uh earlier this year and it was a call
00:54:43.160
that i've been i guess afraid to play for you and i'm not going to play it now but i'm going to play
00:54:46.660
it uh later this i'm going to play it on the next episode on next sundays i think and uh and i should
00:54:53.300
have got to it before it was about um something that happened between me and them on the road and
00:54:58.640
i'll get to it next episode and uh but first i got one more call that came in right here and i'm
00:55:03.640
going to put this through here we go yo yo jared from boston here again waiting on that snow to do
00:55:09.900
some snow plowing i know you got hit down there your family got hit down there in louisiana
00:55:16.660
yeah that's true they got that snow down there you know they got that snow down in louisiana and my
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niece they sent me a picture my niece was down there on a on a quad on a four-wheeler out there
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just doing donuts out in her yard and she's only eight or nine years old so you know she's pretty
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brave little lady out there to be quad and out there like that but that was uh she's a ballsy
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little lady um if any of you ladies out there have good uh advice on what to get like kind of a country
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girl uh who are children these are children um nine and or eight eight and maybe six i think my nieces
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are nine and seven and i'm trying to think of some cute kind of stuff that uh they're really smart
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they um you know they just like they're kind of country girls if anybody has a good gift or
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suggestion for them uh maybe email it to me if you can and that's just uh theo von t-h-e-o-v-o-n
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at mac.com m-a-c.com uh and let's finish up this guy's call here we go you got that little
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god blanket coming at you keeping you all nice and cozy and i'm gonna be doing some plowing i'm gonna be
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doing some listening so just want to say god damn you a handsome young man thinking about
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dressing you up in a little dress and a little wig oh man he trying to get me feeling special
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you hear him he trying to rearrange the fridge and uh take me off that busy shelf and put me in
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that crispa drawer you know what i'm talking about taking you taking you on a walk through the woods
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yeah but i ain't gonna show your grandma's house i'm gonna show you the something else deal you know
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what i'm saying kids huh you know we're doing some plowing we ain't doing we're doing some snow plowing
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we're doing some plowing you know what i'm saying with that little boot hat you know but uh damn he
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got french there at the end of that part huh more but uh i ain't really gay bro but if i was gay
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i'd be all up in that ass deal you a damn handsome man dang dude look if you gay or not man it's okay
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and if you if that's what you got to do to get it out of your system sometime call another man and
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leave a voicemail telling you're gonna sneak him off into the woods i mean you really describe the
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evening mr boston you really describe the evening mr boston about being sex and doing sex and doing
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it and you know getting out of there and trying to ski between my cheeks like that you know and being
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dark you know we're trying to get all brownie browned out you know that's that but he talking
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about the booty time you know and yeah i don't know if you ever knew this but that song uh brown eyed
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girl that's always about uh doing you know backdoor sex if you don't realize that hey where did we go
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days when the rains came down in the hollow playing a new game come on
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laughing and a running skipping and a jumping you're my brown eyed girl come on man
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playing a new game y'all know that you know what's going on out there
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but look buddy we all have to do something to get it out of our system every now and then
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you know sometime i used to go to quiz nose and eat a big sandwich and when you open your mouth on
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that toasty bread and i've talked about this before and you lock eyes with another man in there you can
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feel the squirrels run you know you can feel that you know you can feel that homosexuality just kind of
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temper through your through your through your shoulders and shake out shake down street man you can feel
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your neck swirl a little and that's okay you know that quiz nose gives you that you got to let the squirrels
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run a little bit you know sometime you gotta you know you gotta do something you gotta touch your buddy's neck
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while he's sleeping you know and hold on to your nuts with the other hand at the same time
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sometimes you gotta get that whatever it is to get that out of you you know or to get or to let it thrive
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i'm speaking from a straight male's perspective you know i might do gay when i'm at 70 or 80
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but for now i'm doing straight and i'm have a family and i'm gonna do all of it
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you know but i'll look at gayness when i'm later i'm in no hurry a lot of these gay dudes trying to
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get you to be gay right now uh back up buddy not interested
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you know they say it's a choice it's not a choice you know gay dudes are always like it's not a choice
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man it's nature i believe it's nature as well so then quit trying to get me to choose it bro
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you know my gay friend's sneaky dude you know you get home take off your pants after a night out and
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you find a gay buddy be in your pants like damn what you doing in there sydney
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so you gotta have some time watch for that sneak man but you can't blame them they're men
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but it but that's that you guys hit the hotline we're gonna do a thursday episode talking about
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christmases around the world if you have a special christmas story or something a unique tradition
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that happens at your house on christmas why don't you uh give that to us ladies i'd love to hear from
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some of you ladies too about what's going on out there what do you think about this about the show
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do you are we too male or you know what can we do to you know i love having a female perspective
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you know because a lot of times in my life growing up i didn't have one and even if i did have one i
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couldn't hear it i just couldn't i couldn't absorb a female perspective like i wanted to uh so if we
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got some women out there that want to drop some stuff into us uh if anyone wants to hit the hotline
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it's 985-664-9503 uh please hit it up um anybody out there struggling um anything anything you think if i
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can share any of my experience you know any of my strength any of my hope i'm happy to do it uh and
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thank you guys so much for being here with me today man i feel better not joking 100 if you're on the
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youtube right now you can see me i got on a christmas shirt i wore a christmas shirt just for you
01:01:16.980
and i honestly i feel better and i am very uh i want to say thank you because you know if you don't show up
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for me this year then i wouldn't be showing up for myself i wouldn't be showing up for you right now
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to get this done and uh and that's teamwork man you know constantly amazed at what happens when
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you know when we uh show up for ourselves um or when we show up for other people
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you know i'm constantly amazed at what happens when uh
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you know just when we connect you know when we connect it just uh more things happen you know
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and i'm uh i'm happy i appreciate it i'm happier i'm gonna go my buddy's gonna be here in about 10
01:02:00.960
minutes we got a little squad beautiful crew and we're gonna head over and see mr uh james blake he's a
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really soulful musician and how they packed all this you know how they packed so much urbanness into a
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into a white gentleman man it's baffling so if he ever breaks open i have a feeling they're gonna
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have a whole sweet family of sisters are gonna come just rolling out of his rib cage but i'm happy
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i appreciate you guys being here uh i'm gonna take you out one of our callers uh said to let the music
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play so i'm gonna let this play here's uh here's my um kevin wakes up in the morning uh for
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christmas on home alone here's my somebody pulling a big bird out of your ass if you've
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been lodged or something like that and you're at the ready med or you at the emergency care here we go
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be good to yourselves guys i hope you deserve it i bet you do thank you very much happy holidays
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