#631 - Free Magic
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Happy Holidays to everyone who is alive. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the listeners out there who are celebrating the holiday season with us. We hope you all have a safe and Happy Holidays!
Transcript
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Merry Christmas to everyone who is alive, I guess, at a good start, you know, because, yeah.
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Ghosts, I guess, do they celebrate things like that?
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I wonder if it's fun celebrating something if you're a ghost or not.
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Like, I wonder if you have a lot of friends if you're a ghost.
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They'll be like, oh, we caught, you know, somebody saw this ghost or whatever.
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You know, like, ooh, just doing vowels or whatever.
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But they never like, oh, yeah, we saw some ghosts, some dope-ass ghosts.
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They were vaping and, you know, laughing together.
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A lot of the radio channels now, it's, like, very Latino, you know.
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Or if they don't like you to hug them, I'll do this sometimes.
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I still take two hands, tap them on the shoulder like that.
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I know Santa gets offended if you say I ain't no ho.
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Let's listen to a little music to get us in the spirit.
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And then we're just going to get into some calls from you guys.
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Thank you so much for just letting us be together right now.
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This is some sounds we like to check out every year.
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And this is Christmas Miracle by One Man Quartet.
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This is kind of just the ambiance that's in the energy downstairs.
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As a kid was sneaking down there and look, you'd be like, oh, is he here yet?
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And my siblings would all like, we had to come down the stairs and then go like around the edge of the wall.
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And then you could kind of see the living room and stuff.
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And we would all kind of like bottleneck at the bottom of the stairs in our pajamas and shit.
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You know, they didn't have any rights or whatever at the time because they were women also.
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You know, and they're like, tell us what you see.
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And then once we got around, my brother was older than me.
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I think he didn't have his levels in his eyes were off.
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He had, you know, he didn't have enough water in his eyes or something.
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So he'd have to fucking, you know, he'd have to splash water in his fucking eyes every 40 minutes.
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Shit, I remember at his birthday, he'd miss the candles if he didn't rub a little bit of water in his eyes just to kind of, you know, sometimes if you, if you heat up some, if you heat up some leftovers, like I'll drip a little water on them.
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I'll crack open a leftover if it's in a container.
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I'll pour, you know, about a 11th of a cup of water on that, whatever.
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Lasagna, piece of bread, whatever, whatever's going on, you know, hint of, hint of spice, hint of tomato.
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I will pour, I'll just drip that bitch out and then put it in the micro and bam.
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But that was like my brother, if we didn't, you know, if mom didn't spray a little bit of water in his eyes right before he blew out the candles on his birthday cake, he'd miss that bitch.
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He'd just be spraying a, he'd spray, just be spraying a cold right out of the distance, miss the whole cake.
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But anyway, so at that point, you know, we, my brother would be like, and once it, once we turned the corner of the stairs, it was me and him.
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So my sisters were like at the back and, and they didn't know shit.
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And they only knew what we told them and we lied to them because we were family.
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And so we would go and have to get closer to the tree and sneak up.
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And my mom's bedroom was right off of the living room.
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And so we had to be quiet and the carpet was kind of wet because our apartment was sinking a little bit, like by the kitchen area.
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And so you fucking bro, your knees would start getting all wet, you know, but it helped my brother because he could just put his hands into the carpet and then rub them into his eyes and activate those bitches.
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So we would get closer and be like, is he here, is he here?
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And then we would just see, we would see the tree and the lights and it would just kind of look like it had during the daytime a little bit, like definitely more mysterious and nighttimey and the stockings.
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It was just like a thing of like possibility, you know, what were we going to get?
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Something new was coming, you know, it was just.
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Yeah, there was just, I don't know, there was just something just so magical about that scenario.
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And I remember we had the colored lights on the Christmas tree and I didn't really like them.
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They looked a little cheesy, I thought sometimes.
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But at this time at night, it just looked kind of nice.
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And he'd be like, oh, we'd have to just, oh, go back, go back.
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My brother would be like, go back, you little f***ing hitter or whatever.
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And my sisters would be like, what did you see?
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Because, yeah, we just had the kind of family we were.
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And, uh, but yeah, there was just something beautiful about it.
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We would kind of take this superior role with a lie.
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We'd be like, he already came, but you guys have to go to bed.
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Who's been showing their tits or whatever out on the street?
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Like, if your hair was wet in the morning, you could put it right outside.
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And in the morning, you know, that was high traffic time.
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And if enough semis went by, the wind would whip up and just dry your shit right into a beautiful look.
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And people were like, what do you have in your hair?
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And that music reminds me of that a little bit.
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You know, memories are so nice because it can really take you into a place.
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okay this one Christmas is gonna get a little bit black you know what I'm saying
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Santa pulling up hey this is the kind of look like say if you're a white guy and you see it you're in high school and you see your sister talking to uh flirting with a black guy and you're okay with it this is the kind of music that backs that up okay okay go ahead Allison she doing her shit
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so that's that kind of that's a Christmas beat right there I feel like that kind of fits you know
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yeah if you see your sister flirting with the black guys at school and you're okay with it
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that's that heartbeat right there that black heartbeat
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dude you ever heard a black heartbeat that shit
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it's different bro go go put your ear up to a black guy's chest dude which I know Santa is very dangerous right overall it's yeah
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black they're not gonna welcome that they're not they're not gonna do it you know a lot of them turn
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turn into that guy who's that guy on uh that place for golden state or whatever that always beat people
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and the media acted like it was okay all the time he would just punch white dudes
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Draymond yes yes that dude that yeah which shit seemed hella racial to me but um
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but yeah that dude that was always he ever so I think he did hit a mixed guy also
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but um yeah so I'm just saying some guys you can put your ear up to their chest they'll be they might
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be okay with it some guys might get Draymond on you uh but I think a black heartbeat is different
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that shit got drums it got probably some 808s trap beat like if you ever go to a doctor's office
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and he puts the stethoscope and he puts it up to a black guy's heart he'll listen sometimes for 20
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minutes there's different tracks there's fucking you'll have somebody feature on somebody's heartbeat
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you're like holy shit this heartbeat has there's a you know there's little dirks on it
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you know this is there's young boy and uh Bailey Zimmerman like what's going on
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so uh like damn holy shit what do you you got some big x the plug in you so there's that that
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happens where oh the white heartbeat is just like but that black heartbeat that's just got
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it's got symbols it's got um it's just got different you know it's got different levels
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they got a horn section that's just trapping bro so that's what I'm saying bro this shit has a
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little bit of that black heartbeat vibe right here
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so there we go a little bit more Christmas music right there getting into it
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uh we did have some calls that came in uh the hotline is always nine eight five six six four
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nine five zero three uh and we had talked about some things in the last episode we'd spoken about
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you know people doing different challenges there was a movember where you grow out a mustache for uh
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epilepsy or whatever i can't remember um or there was six shit uh june or whatever what was it
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16 shit june yeah 16 shit june where people were only doing 16 um defecates in june for um
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to support seizures or whatever i'm not even sure what it was i think it was seizures
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let me see let me look that up six 16 sorry 16 shit
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yeah yeah for seizures so you had that you had no nut november you had 40 fart march you had
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all these different things that people are trying to do to support to raise causes you know like
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remember a couple years ago they were dumping ice on uh on people with down syndrome or whatever
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to help them out uh but yeah anyway we had some calls in with people saying well what were the what
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were similar things like that that they'd had in their time is there another one that you remember
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trevin um i think it was actually 11 shit june to get specific so less than oh anyways um talking
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about a call that came in that i remembered no was there any other ones that you remembered that people
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do annually oh yeah um 2000 step timber oh yes people only taking a certain amount of steps in
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a certain month oh sober october that's another one that's a big one so there's these things that
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start to happen um and then people called in with a few of their own so let's hit them right here
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here we go hey ceo this is sunny from phoenix arizona and i just wanted to tell you that every
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sunny it's sunny in phoenix come on guy oh y'all i'm walrus
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sorry but that's a sound i would make if i were a cat i'd be like
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and then every now and then i'd be like you're a get or whatever anyway let's hear more brother
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thank you for calling every year here in phoenix we do a little thing called no burr october is where
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you don't actually get cold all october long okay and you know it's actually not something that anyone
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is trying to do it's just circumstantially so hot here in phoenix that no one ever gets cold the
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entire month of october you have to wear like no shirt on halloween yeah you gotta wear a slutty
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costume on halloween just to survive i don't know it sounds like you're just trying to meet guys or
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whatever out there but whatever dude i agree with you it's a very sunburned area you know i lived out
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there in tucson for a little while you'll get sunburned just looking at you know you go outside
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and you're sunburned you don't know what to do dude i would go to get the mail and i wouldn't know
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how to get back home i would be dehydrated i would have to you know i'd have to have somebody from
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the cartel help me get back to my yard get have hire a coyote to get me to so yeah it's alarmingly
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hot out there um but you know it that's the crazy thing sometimes people are like man it's i can't
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believe it's it's so hot today like no shit it was it was hot yesterday it was hot 700 days ago it was
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hot 58 days ago so you just don't know patterns that's the problem you don't know how patterns work
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dude bottom the deer the reindeers are coming dude the first time you had a mexican dude like singing
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um like christmas carols that like early mexican dudes that came to america they didn't fucking
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know the words to them bitches homie they did not know the words to the christmas carols you know
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they'd be like i'm dreaming about of a christmas for whites and others you know like be changing
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the lyrics to try to diversify the portfolio a bit and i respect it but that's you know just kind of
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wild you know they'd be like um a rude up that it no strangers you don't marry it hey hey baby
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they would just fucking kind of hey what's up huh let me see that skirt mommy you're like what the
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fuck anyway let's hear uh another one that came in yeah no burr it's no burr out there it ain't cold at
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oh let's see what we got here another one came on what up deal jason here good day jason and happy uh
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merry christmas to you brother onward uh so you asked on episode 629 to give some recommendations for
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things like no no nut november and such i one of the coolest ones that i started doing about five
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years ago was every day of may challenge so for every day of may i do a certain amount of push-ups
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it started off with every day of may i'm gonna do 100 push-ups uh two years ago my every day of may
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challenge was every day of may i'll do 500 push-ups a day every 500 push-ups man you're gonna be up
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then you're gonna be as up all the way up what that's amazing onward every day of may i'll do 500
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push-ups a day every day of may i think it's a really good thing to push on to people i think it's
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it's a great way to kick off it's like the middle of the year we've kind of all pissed off with our
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you know we stopped doing our yearly uh what do they call it new year's revolution new year's yeah
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you don't even know what it's called dude so obviously you're not getting it done and that's
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fine sorry go up more more uh resolutions where you you know i'm gonna work out this year
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everyone's kind of stopped already but but you know about that one since you did not call it out
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want to let you know that love you theo all of us fans love you you're the best thank you brother i
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appreciate the nice words man every day in may that's a nice one because it kind of takes on a
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challenge you know like once there was this thing that was going around a while back it was like 76 hard
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or something and it was like you had to meet somebody that was born in 1976 and show them your
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cock you feel me uh anyway yeah but that yeah some that's how you would hear like that's an old trucker
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joke but uh but yeah i like that every day in may because that you're saying hey i'm gonna do something
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here because people have new year's revolutions and them bitches are horrible you know my buddies was
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like yeah he's like i'm not gonna stalk my ex and i'm gonna learn a new language i'm like
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cool that's good it's a lot you know it just could be a lot so anyway i don't know what i'm talking
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about who cares it's the end of the year dude i mean i used up all my good words throughout the year
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i'm at the bottom of the bag dude i'm just down here shaking vowels around you know you know what
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stopped me from investing in the past was uh just said i i didn't know i didn't know the value
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got another one that came in hey ceo this is charlie uh from cincinnati charlie from cincinnati
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shout out charlie boy hey i just wanted to call in and comment on the uh you know you talking about
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2000 september we got uh oh what do you say 11th june it's 16 but yes onward you know my me and my
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family um a lot of times around the holidays what we'll do you know we'll do a uh and maybe not me
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personally but i i know uh a lot of the a lot of the ladies in my family they like to do a
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a 40 quiff kwanzaa you know 40 quiff kwanzaa wow yeah i um yeah i yeah i i i didn't even know it
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you know gesundheit uh yeah let me get you let me get your family a box of kleenex brother let's hear
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more brother if you know what i'm saying uh let me know if uh if you know anybody in uh in your life
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that that likes to do a 40 quiff kwanzaa let me let you know i don't know you told us about it so i
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don't even know about it that's new to me um but that's a great one that is a great one man
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and that's tough i think to to i don't know how you exactly arrange that because i don't know if
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that's a seasonal thing i don't know if that's definitely like something that happens more in
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the spring to women because of uh pollen if that's bigger if that brings it on or whatever
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um all right let's get another couple of calls here that came in
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uh deal um i've been uh i've been watching you for a while and i really like uh i really it really
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helps uh with the situations people go through hearing them out and uh it just makes everything
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easier right now i'm going through a situation i didn't ever think i would be the one to be calling
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you but i just things end up how they are i just need some advice right now and i don't know what
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to do um my girlfriend um i've been with my girlfriend for four years and okay thank you
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brother for sharing that information let's hear more and um she's basically i'm i'm 22 to start off
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i'm 22 she's 19 we started we started dating young about four years ago and uh she really changed
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my life and i wasn't on the right path and uh she helped me out a lot and she got me through addiction
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she got me through all my problems in my life and i i left my house to be with her i left my home
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with my family when i was 18 years old i wasn't living in an ideal spot so i decided to leave and
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pursue a life with her and it's we've been up and down over the years but it just came to a point
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where i guess she got bored or tired or i don't know because she just lost interest in me and
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we recently decided to split not split but just like take a break and i left the apartment that
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we lived in for a little bit to go be with my family just for like a month or two just to
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take some time apart and um i just received the text a week ago that she ended up getting pregnant
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by another guy and um it's just uh just hurts i just don't know what to do i don't know who to
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tell i don't know well thanks for uh yeah thanks for letting us know what's what's going on brother
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yeah if you leave your apartment for a month or something and somebody and your
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and your ex or your girl gets pregnant that's a tough thing
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and that's wild you know if i'm real honest with you when you talked about the build up to
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you guys relationship you said that you know she helped you get through addiction she helped you
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with this and she kind of helped solve all your problems and you guys moved in together it felt like
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to me uh that you were putting way too many you was putting way too many candles on the altar of her
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you know like she's the reason for all of these things as opposed to you're the reason for some of
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them or you guys's union i think can be there can be a catalyst for more positivity but to put that
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much energy where it's like she was the reason everything got better and i left my family to be
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with her it just um that feels like it's a lot it felt like a lot of pressure which is okay bro i
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mean i definitely yeah i put way i yeah i had like when i was in a relationship it would be like this
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girl was almost like you know it'd be like a girlfriend but also it's like times she was like
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she was like my mother it was just like there was all this weird other energy that i was attaching
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that i didn't know it to the relationship i was in so i was expecting like this girlfriend to be
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so many things um and more than a human could really be because you know you got to be you know
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you got to stand on your own business of your of your own feelings in your heart you got to have 10 toes
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on you uh so yeah i just felt like man it felt like you were putting a a lot on that um and no
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judgment i'm not judging i'm just kind of looking at it dude yeah i was like the oh
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one time i stayed with a girl that i was you know i thought i was in love with them but really i was
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just i didn't want to be alone type shit i also dude i once stayed with a girl this is the worst thing
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to even admit god i feel horrible i stayed with a girl that i couldn't stand i couldn't really stand
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her i loved her also though at the same time and if and that's how love works you know i'm saying
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love i'll give you a bouquet of flour but it'll have a uh it'll have a knife in the middle of it you
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know that's just how love is kind of but dude i stayed with this girl one time because i didn't
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want her to find a guy i didn't want her to find a guy that would actually uh care about her that's
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crazy bro that's crazy and i feel i didn't know at the time that's what i was doing and but yeah
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that's what i was like man i'm not breaking up with her because she might find somebody that actually
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cares about her fuck that's crazy does that sound too crazy to even say trevin no i mean i think it's
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like the mentality if i can't have her no one can yeah yeah just like desperate young shit you know
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that romeo and uh julian type shit you know and that's the street version of romeo and julie at romeo
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and julian bro and that's gay too bro romeo and julian sounds hella gay hollywood will probably come
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out with it in a week romeo and julian all right fuck it i forgot to even give this guy a suggestion
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but yeah i think if she got i think it's just it's it's time to let it go it's time to move on
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and and it's time to tell yourself like uh because it's it's it's it's tough to put the responsibility
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it's easy if i can be like oh if she's mad at me or if this is good or this is always a problem with
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her then then that keeps me from dealing with anything about me
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you know i would always have a problem when i was in early relationship i'd always have a
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i was jealous ton of jealousy oh i was so jealous
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so yeah i think it's tough bro it's tough to look at ourselves
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but if i just got me oh how scary does that feel
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that's why when i see a candle i'm always like that bitch is brave
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when i see a fire that's just like a big orgy or whatever that's just a big orgy but i see a
00:33:22.720
candle i'm like damn that bitch is standing on business right there
00:33:26.160
so yeah look man and if they're having a child or they're in love or something don't get in there
00:33:34.480
and be raising that child or whatever buying that little uh little little little little top don't
00:33:40.160
don't be buying that little whippersnapper or a little bicycle or whatever or get him a little uh
00:33:45.280
shift a robe or something don't be doing all of that shit don't go down that path
00:33:49.600
i think you got to stand on your own shit and get out get out into your own life bro
00:33:57.040
that's what i feel like and also god bless bro type shit i'm gonna do a hat toss for you bro
00:34:06.960
shout out eight four five hat toss bro all right we got a thing right here that fella call up
00:34:14.480
hey theo uh i've just been listening to a couple of your podcasts a lot recently and i'm thinking
00:34:22.560
about proposing to my girlfriend uh three to almost four years um what's some advice that you would
00:34:30.080
give on doing that and what's something i could add in to doing it well look i think you gotta add
00:34:35.440
some you have to add some something to it you have to add some charm because here's the thing
00:34:39.280
then engagement is kind of the first real moment of a marriage right and if that means something if
00:34:44.240
you put something into that you're gonna put something in everything
00:34:49.280
maybe i don't know that might be out of my mind what i i don't know but i saw this one the other
00:34:52.800
day and this one kind of disappointed me a little bit and this is a fella you can't see this but this
00:34:56.720
is a fella in a uh in a small home i believe i believe it's trailer home probably um and he's asking
00:35:04.240
his lady to marry her he gets up in the living room um near the television it looks like mass singer
00:35:12.000
or something is on but that's not part of the engagement story it's just he's standing up
00:35:16.880
and they got a series of uh a pit bulls running around beautiful little animals running around
00:35:23.440
and here we go he stands up and he's got a a ring with him here we go and he's beckoning her to
00:35:28.560
get off of the couch to come over and and see him and i believe the mother-in-law or a friend is
00:35:53.360
and that's it she takes the ring doesn't even hug the guy walks over to the sofa so yeah that it just
00:35:58.160
a while like he he gets kind of gets down on her knees like or he's standing in the living room and
00:36:02.480
he's like come over here come here i mean that's not a way to start come here come here you know like
00:36:08.400
you're a fucking mortal combat like uh and then here's the craziest part she goes are you gonna fart
00:36:16.720
like that's where you know and that's almost beautiful i guess in a way because it's like
00:36:22.560
like that if you did do a nice fart or something during the holidays that you'd want your loved
00:36:28.960
one to be there for it that's there's something very tribal about that and very um
00:36:37.360
you know uh symptomatic or something maybe i don't know but but yeah but in this instance you can just
00:36:43.520
tell it's not so anyway yeah you don't want to beckon your girl over to hit the knee to propose and she
00:36:51.520
thinks oh you're gonna fart and you want me to get over there and be a witness to it now also
00:37:03.280
it's nice but i think it's also nice like one of my favorite things that shane gillis ever told me was
00:37:08.400
that um when he was in high school they would sit in the pews because they were at a catholic
00:37:15.760
school and they would sit in the pews during mass and every now and then somebody would just rip or
00:37:23.120
just rip a butt wrangler off of the wooden pews and and just sign in during complete silence when all
00:37:31.280
your friends were in there and it would just be i still think about i still laugh at that sometimes
00:37:37.360
when i'm walking around so yeah there's different degrees of handling that but you want to do something
00:37:42.000
nice you want to do something that means something so yeah yeah yeah so just being creative be creative
00:37:51.440
get creative make something and it can be it can be silly it can be kind of ridiculous it could be a
00:37:57.920
scavenger hunt it could be maybe you um feed the ring to an animal maybe you guys like to hunt right so
00:38:07.440
you you you hide the ring in some feed for an animal the animal eats it then you guys go out hunt
00:38:15.600
um hunt the animal you get the animal butchered or whatever
00:38:21.520
and then she you guys are you make the meal bam is venison or something you crack it open
00:38:28.160
and yeah will you marry me and then uh so i'm just yeah there's different ways to do it
00:38:38.640
but that's it i just think make it mean something man and whatever that means to her as well
00:38:44.000
like what would make her think it's nice what would make her what would mean something
00:39:03.760
what's up theo it's uh jack from good old midland texas we did a shot there in midland man thank you
00:39:11.760
for the call jack onward and um i don't know i was just going to talk about i feel like sometimes i
00:39:20.800
i get i get a rush to grow up i'm 18 years old uh i graduated high school as a junior
00:39:30.240
uh i'm already working like i don't know sometimes i just feel like i get in a rush man like
00:39:37.760
like like i need to slow down but i also need to get my life together i don't know i was just going
00:39:43.600
to see if you had you guys thanks brother thanks sorry to cut you off uh thank you for the call yeah
00:40:00.720
all right yeah i don't want to be in anything i don't want to oh i gotta be here i gotta stay i gotta
00:40:12.400
i got commitment to the law i got commitment sometimes just to life to moments i
00:40:25.840
but i think also some of that rushes you want to be able to control things well if i can get freedom
00:40:30.240
to have some money if i get freedom to have me own place if i can get freedom to have me own car
00:40:34.240
me own wheels me own uh station wagon or whatever me own wheelbarrow me own pressure washer you know
00:40:41.680
me own bass boat you know girl from me you know then you're controlling you're not in anybody else's
00:40:48.960
orbit really you're in control of things so some of that's kind of nice
00:40:52.000
you know when they say discipline equals freedom as well i mean jocko willink preaches that and
00:41:01.040
that you get things going you get things organized and get things cracking i mean even like i talk
00:41:07.120
about with that investing app and stuff that i like it's like uh you know that planning ahead and
00:41:12.800
that strategize and it helps you know if i didn't invest a little bit of change early i have money
00:41:18.480
now so i think there's there's some there's a lot of value to that but yeah but yeah oh dude i always
00:41:30.960
want to get through this to get to that oh it'll be better then let's just get to that
00:41:36.160
i'm always out here looking in the distance and i'll be tripping over beautiful
00:41:44.560
shit while i'm just looking at for that who knows what that's a million miles away
00:41:56.080
um and i don't know if it's bad or good i think you're like you're saying like you said right in
00:42:01.360
here you said let's play it um i'm already working like i don't know sometimes i just feel
00:42:09.680
like i get in a rush man like like i need to slow down but i also need to get my life together
00:42:16.320
yeah slow down rush you know get my life together i don't know i was just gonna see if you had you
00:42:22.160
yeah so that's it man you're you're doing fine meditation will help you slow down for sure to give
00:42:26.960
you a little bit of peace even in moments of uh overwhelmingness so that's that might be all you
00:42:33.520
need you're really sticking to some meditation man that way you can be going fast but you're slow on
00:42:40.960
the inside baby you're in control you got a cockpit you're not just running around with your cock
00:42:46.320
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00:44:07.280
take my wife to a raid room and we went out for dinner first and everything was good we wasn't
00:44:14.400
arguing or anything and we went in this raid room hell she started beating it beating the piss out of me
00:44:20.800
and really pissed me off i don't know why she done it but kind of turned me on i wanted to swing back but
00:44:36.400
she had a bat in her hand and that didn't look didn't look too fun but it would have been kind of
00:44:43.920
hard to fight her when i was bricked up you know but we went home and had a quiet ride home as soon
00:44:53.120
as we got home i was so bricked up i just ended up just plowing that thing you know like uh like you
00:45:01.520
know what i mean oh yeah 40 acres and a mule baby i was wondering your advice on that i don't even know
00:45:07.040
what brought it on but well look there's something if you watch a woman beat the
00:45:12.320
shit out of a damn honda civic or whatever and break all the windows and headlights out of that
00:45:18.160
bitch with a baseball bat and you don't get erect
00:45:37.040
especially where i grew up dude every now and then you see a woman come out there angry at her
00:45:41.120
husband or some guy that was having sex with her and not uh and not claiming her and uh
00:45:48.880
you'd see a woman come out there and beat the book and just beat the dang uh headlights out of his
00:46:07.040
that's something no man there's nothing wrong with getting erect if you see a woman beating the
00:46:15.280
i mean that's why i love the whole movie of league of their own that's what the whole movie is
00:46:27.840
now you're also lucky i can't keep an erection around broken glass
00:46:30.960
yes cannot do it dude if my wiener here's a window shatter within probably 80 yards that thing
00:46:39.920
just punks of tiny fills right into my nuts baby that thing won't be out
00:46:44.240
that thing just saw its shadow dog eight more weeks of winter down yeah
00:46:53.520
in our neighborhood this lady used to make me go sit in her car with her
00:46:59.760
and she'd be all drunk drinking daiquiris miss carol that was her name she'd be drinking daiquiris over there
00:47:08.240
and she would just tell me she wished i was old enough to drive i wish you were old enough to drive
00:47:14.480
i'd let you drive me some wires god i was so fucking erect i couldn't even
00:47:24.320
god i couldn't my fucking scoliosis was cured i was just like oh god and then she'd get out
00:47:32.000
sometimes she had cut off pants on and she'd get out and rub her little butt like rub the bottom of
00:47:37.440
her butt on the damn warm headlights of that car that vehicle
00:47:43.520
that's back when headlights used to get warm them bitches used to get warm
00:47:47.600
and she'd just be bending over kind of drinking that daiquiri and rubbing her little tail on that warm
00:47:58.080
yeah damn brother hell yeah god i couldn't even i didn't have enough blood flow in my eyes at that moment
00:48:06.000
i just had so much erection going on i didn't even have any blood in my eyes to keep me active
00:48:12.960
i can barely see it's like my damn like my damn brother he had to come over and rub some of his
00:48:17.840
water in my eyes just so that's just yeah it must be a family optical disease that we got in certain
00:48:23.280
moments but but god is good brother at least you have a wife at least y'all are going out and doing
00:48:28.880
something yeah taking your wife to a rage room that's cute yeah all that matters is what what am i
00:48:34.720
putting into the relationship whether i'm getting married whether i'm uh i'm doing an engagement
00:48:41.680
you know what am i putting into this thing am i trying to make some moments special
00:48:48.240
because if i don't make some moments special there ain't gonna be no special moments that's
00:48:56.400
you know sometimes i'll be like man nothing's nothing's exciting nothing well things just aren't
00:49:01.360
exciting they're not just gonna be magic you gotta you know you gotta be your own david blaine sometimes
00:49:08.720
or chris angle or kurt angle even i don't care if you wear a damn leotard while you do it or unitard
00:49:15.120
and body slam somebody but you got to bring the magic
00:49:26.480
that's when there's just something kind of built in you know
00:49:30.640
there's just something kind of special about it
00:49:34.480
just that sound those kids coming down the stairs
00:49:44.800
and i'd come later at night too we all would i think i i bet if i asked my siblings we all kind
00:49:49.600
of did people would wake up at a certain you just woke up all night during christmas time
00:49:54.000
you just sneak down and at some point the presence would be out like oh they're hiking
00:50:04.320
and half the cookies would be i'd eat one i'd eat two bites out of that bitch
00:50:10.240
hell sometimes i'd come down early and the cookies and milk hadn't been eaten yet i'd eat
00:50:13.840
i'd drink half that bitch and eat one of them bitches my mom was like who was here
00:50:18.080
but yeah you come down you see that tree all lit up
00:50:27.360
and that was one of the nicest times to kind of go back to bed then
00:50:33.040
you were just excited it wasn't really about the gifts it was something about the magic of it
00:50:50.560
and that was beautiful those were beautiful times that christmas spirit
00:50:57.440
that christmas spirit man there's something to it
00:51:03.600
there's something to it i want to wish everybody a merry christmas and uh
00:51:20.800
it's a special time to forgive ourselves and forgive others
00:51:41.360
you know the lord sent his son baby that crazy baby
00:51:57.200
let him do it baby lord drive a dump truck into my heart
00:52:32.000
yeah i love you guys thank you guys so much for letting me be a part of your year
00:52:38.560
there is some fun stuff that we're going to be doing in the new year i'm excited
00:52:41.680
i want to add some new things to the solo episodes that are
00:52:45.520
uh that are going to be more like regular occurring type of things
00:52:51.280
so i have some like just like light plans and strategy want to we want to talk to more miracles
00:52:58.240
you know we've got a couple miracles we had that one fellow that was doing dope that fell
00:53:01.440
off that building and he fell 13 stories or whatever
00:53:05.760
and uh he passed by some of his neighbors remember and saw them smoking dope on their
00:53:09.760
balcony when he went when he fell pretty crazy and then our um our other fella got hit by two trains
00:53:26.560
that dang brother sometime whoo you wish the lord would just give you a cross walk
00:53:44.800
we got to check in with dalton but we need we want to add more miracles to next year if you have
00:53:49.520
experienced a miracle or someone you know in your life that has experienced a miracle
00:53:55.200
that have felt the powers of the great beyond keep them safe
00:54:00.080
in a moment that could not have happened otherwise
00:54:03.200
hit the hotline 985-664-9503 or you can contact um the producers through the email
00:54:15.440
yeah that's all we got it's been we're happy to be alive
00:54:19.120
and who knows what it looks like this may be the last year we're allowed to celebrate christmas
00:54:24.000
i'm not sure what they have planned for us but we're going to keep fighting
00:54:31.600
we're going to keep fighting um and we're excited
00:54:36.720
uh to try to do that and to learn as we go trevin what are you thinking
00:54:41.760
i dig it man merry christmas merry christmas to you too man
00:54:45.200
uh our producer put in this notes right here our other producer zach and merry christmas to him
00:54:54.560
nick andrew baxter riley mal who knocked a woman up gosh that's crazy dude but that's how it is bro
00:55:05.600
like you know i think he'd had sex five times in that fifth time he made a child
00:55:11.680
boy bro you gotta you gotta use that syrup sparingly homie dang
00:55:17.120
but it is what it is i remember when i learned about condensed milk dude the second i had one
00:55:22.080
taste of that stuff i like dang this it's good and then you want to use it you want it on everything
00:55:27.680
but you can't put it on everything rally all right here we go one more call
00:55:34.240
from the hotline before we end the year and next week we'll have a best of episode and then we may
00:55:40.560
have a week off i'm not sure we may not we'll see what's going on but uh i love you guys and you
00:55:48.080
guys be good to yourselves thank you and thank you for all just all the support there's so many nice
00:55:52.960
things that i never get to say that happen nice messages people send or nice things people brought
00:55:57.920
out to shows um i mean just all does just like there's so many so much uh kindness has been extended
00:56:09.280
towards me by you guys and um thank you i love you and i appreciate it here we go hey theo
00:56:18.480
my name is jake and what's up jake thank you for calling onward i'm feeling a little emotional right
00:56:28.480
now but in a really good way um i'm in the military i've been in the army for over six years now thank
00:56:38.400
you for your service champ onward and um i'm currently driving home to go spend christmas with my family
00:56:49.040
for the first time in four years and i just wanted to you know thank god that i'm able to do that
00:57:01.120
and i want to you know reach out to all my fellow soldiers who listen to your great podcast and just
00:57:10.320
say you know if you're able to go visit your family i'm very happy for you and if you're not able to if you
00:57:18.000
have to spend it somewhere where you don't really want to be you know i i know how it feels i i know
00:57:26.480
a lot of other soldiers know how it feels and you know it sucks but we're here for you and stay
00:57:33.840
strong i know it sucks missing holidays birthdays you know kids birthdays and all of that so you know
00:57:44.400
thank you theo for what you do you've gotten me through a lot of these years that i've spent away
00:57:49.840
from my family and um you know prayers to you and your team and prayers to all my fellow soldiers
00:57:59.040
out there spending christmas with their family or without them love you brother amen amen man
00:58:09.600
that's the feeling that's the candle that's the pilot light i needed right there
00:58:18.880
when i'm pulling up to my families or i'm gonna walk into my home be just to be grateful that i get
00:58:23.840
to be there for the positive or the negative whatever it is for the apple pie or the uncooked
00:58:32.320
dang chowder or whatever somebody made one time forgot to boil the dang
00:58:36.160
things and everybody god dang dysentery whatever
00:58:40.560
clams or whatever whatever yeah yeah that's the thing when i when i'm for the good the bad whatever
00:58:48.880
it is that there's people that don't get it there's kids who are gonna have to spend that have to do
00:58:55.040
their holidays over zoom with a with a loved one there's a parent that has to do that as well
00:58:59.040
a soldier who's having to make that who's made that choice in their life
00:59:07.360
and it's a choice they made but still it's one i'm not brave enough to make or haven't been
00:59:14.080
so yeah so to take some time to acknowledge that pray for those families and that peace
00:59:19.680
and yeah just to know that you soldiers aren't alone that have to that have to do put that put
00:59:27.360
that energy into the world these people they're not alone
00:59:33.120
and we pray for them and their their kids grow up healthy and uh nurtured and taken care of
00:59:38.960
that we pray for the confidence of their spouses who are at home on the front lines with their children
00:59:43.600
holding things down having to kind of be one parent um not one parent but be do most of the hands-on
00:59:53.360
parenting uh and we pray for those people and those soldiers that then when they get to spend time with
01:00:00.400
their comrades during the holidays away from their family that they feel some sense of joy and peace and
01:00:04.960
love yeah so light a candle for those people this time of year
01:00:13.520
yeah maybe i need to every time i'm lighting a candle i'm thinking it's for my own light why don't
01:00:17.280
i light one for somebody else for a prayer and peace for somebody else's joy or possibility
01:00:41.120
dude i watch those soldier coming home videos all the time and god oh god i will just
01:00:48.160
i will just start bawling right into a dang bag of ruffles
01:00:55.600
and then they do the dog sometimes and sometimes looky the dog does not know the person i'm like
01:01:09.520
yeah and sometimes at the airport you'll see somebody waiting for somebody like with flowers
01:01:12.800
and a sign or something that's oh or when the soldiers one time i was in chicago and i think it
01:01:17.600
was i don't remember the airline um but a bunch of soldiers had just gotten back they'd all just
01:01:25.680
gotten back and they were like walking all back i mean like a hundred and they were all it was just
01:01:31.360
like this huge thing it was like a special moment um but thank you brother thank you for helping us think
01:01:36.960
about that that's the that's the feeling that's the candle and you guys be good to yourselves
01:01:42.800
uh let's go let's let's go out with some music here and and and the music we've played already
01:01:49.760
is from one man quartet that played christmas miracle um and ready for christmas was by zorro
01:01:58.880
and then this song we're going to play right here on our way out we wish you a merry christmas by
01:02:05.680
merry christmas to everybody love you guys glad we got to spend some time together today
01:02:48.080
whatever you are the tidings for christmas and a happy new year
01:03:12.080
merry christmas everybody god bless you um and head into a happy new year while we'll meet you there
01:03:29.280
and uh praise god man be good to yourselves you deserve it
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