This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #631 - Free Magic

00:00:00.000 Good day, good week, holiday, Christmas.

00:00:08.180 Merry Christmas to everyone who is alive, I guess, at a good start, you know, because, yeah.

00:00:16.380 And ghosts, I guess, if there's some ghost.

00:00:20.740 Ghosts, I guess, do they celebrate things like that?

00:00:24.580 I guess they do.

00:00:27.520 Yeah.

00:00:28.040 I wonder if it's fun celebrating something if you're a ghost or not.

00:00:32.980 Like, I wonder if you have a lot of friends if you're a ghost.

00:00:38.100 Because a lot of times people see one ghost.

00:00:40.080 They'll be like, oh, we caught, you know, somebody saw this ghost or whatever.

00:00:43.120 He was hiding behind a tree or something.

00:00:44.600 He was just being scared, you know.

00:00:48.360 You know, like, ooh, just doing vowels or whatever.

00:00:50.960 Just, ooh, you know. 0.95

00:00:53.580 But they never like, oh, yeah, we saw some ghosts, some dope-ass ghosts. 1.00

00:00:58.040 That were just fucking bawling. 0.99

00:01:01.320 That were hooping or something. 0.99

00:01:04.680 Or just like, yeah, we saw some ghosts.

00:01:06.860 They were vaping and, you know, laughing together.

00:01:10.760 And maybe splitting a brownie or something.

00:01:12.580 Or just doing, like, something fun.

00:01:15.520 Like, yeah, I don't know.

00:01:16.460 I never really thought about that.

00:01:17.580 What are...

00:01:18.380 Yeah, so I don't...

00:01:21.080 Yeah, anyway.

00:01:22.200 Doesn't matter.

00:01:23.620 All that matters is the spirit.

00:01:27.260 The spirit of Christmas.

00:01:28.440 That's what's going on right now.

00:01:31.860 It's that time you hear the music.

00:01:33.720 That's what gets me into it, you know.

00:01:35.240 They say it's Christmas.

00:01:41.460 They say it's Christmas.

00:01:43.860 Now, a lot of the...

00:01:45.580 A lot of the radio channels now, it's, like, very Latino, you know.

00:01:51.740 It's, like, um...

00:01:55.520 They say the newborn king...

00:01:58.740 And then you'll have one.

00:02:04.240 They say the newborn king...

00:02:07.740 That's what's up, bro.

00:02:12.800 Oh, last night, we let the liquor talk.

00:02:17.420 But, yeah, I love the Christmas...

00:02:18.960 The Christmas...

00:02:19.840 The energy.

00:02:20.760 That's what I got to embrace.

00:02:23.220 You know, see somebody and you just...

00:02:25.760 Give them a little hug.

00:02:27.120 Or if they don't like you to hug them, I'll do this sometimes.

00:02:29.800 I still take two hands, tap them on the shoulder like that.

00:02:33.780 Give them that little penguin hug.

00:02:35.280 That little... 0.70

00:02:35.900 That little perverted butterfly hug.

00:02:38.860 Just...

00:02:39.180 Just let them... 0.99

00:02:42.100 Some people don't like a damn hug. 0.99

00:02:45.500 Some people don't like a hug. 0.99

00:02:47.360 And sometimes I don't.

00:02:49.520 Sometimes I'm a cactus.

00:02:53.980 Don't touch me.

00:02:56.940 But sometimes...

00:02:59.560 I just want a...

00:03:01.080 I just want a hug.

00:03:04.200 I won't ask for a hug, though.

00:03:07.540 That's who I am.

00:03:08.780 I ain't no ho. 1.00

00:03:09.540 You feel me?

00:03:10.540 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99

00:03:11.460 Sorry.

00:03:12.100 I know Santa gets offended if you say I ain't no ho.

00:03:14.880 Because that's his thing.

00:03:16.080 But...

00:03:16.600 Yeah, you know.

00:03:19.180 I won't ask for a hug.

00:03:20.340 I'll stand by you.

00:03:21.760 And look like I need a hug. 1.00

00:03:25.340 Or do some shit... 1.00

00:03:26.480 Or just do some shit like this, you know. 1.00

00:03:30.600 What's up? 1.00

00:03:31.440 Ba-rum-ba-bum-bum. 0.80

00:03:32.460 But I won't be the one to ask for a hug.

00:03:36.240 But I won't be the one to ask for a hug.

00:03:37.360 But I won't ask for a hug.

00:03:40.540 Now, I'll stand by you like...

00:03:41.720 You know, I'll loiter.

00:03:44.240 I'll loiter right around your arms and chest.

00:03:48.040 But I won't ask for that hug.

00:03:49.540 But I need it.

00:03:51.200 But I won't ask for it.

00:03:52.140 So that's kind of who I am.

00:03:54.120 Let's listen to a little music to get us in the spirit.

00:03:56.220 And then we're just going to get into some calls from you guys.

00:03:59.920 And thank you so much.

00:04:01.740 Thank you so much for just letting us be together right now.

00:04:08.660 That's really nice.

00:04:11.060 Here we go right here.

00:04:12.520 This is some sounds we like to check out every year.

00:04:17.760 And this is Christmas Miracle by One Man Quartet.

00:04:35.660 That's nice.

00:04:39.980 What's happening, Holmes?

00:04:42.520 This is like night time, kind of.

00:04:52.160 There's a candle, maybe.

00:04:56.700 This is Santa.

00:04:57.680 We're waiting for Santa.

00:04:58.860 Everything's out and the kids are asleep.

00:05:01.980 This is kind of just the ambiance that's in the energy downstairs.

00:05:05.760 If you sneak downstairs and look at the tree.

00:05:07.480 That was the most fun.

00:05:15.600 That was the most fun.

00:05:16.820 As a kid was sneaking down there and look, you'd be like, oh, is he here yet?

00:05:19.740 And you knew he wasn't there.

00:05:20.820 It was just like 1030 at night, Christmas Eve.

00:05:23.760 And you'd go down there.

00:05:27.520 And my siblings would all like, we had to come down the stairs and then go like around the edge of the wall.

00:05:32.840 And then you could kind of see the living room and stuff.

00:05:36.120 There was still like a little dinner table.

00:05:38.020 But then you could see the living room.

00:05:43.060 And yeah, that was just like, is he here?

00:05:46.900 Did he come? 0.99

00:05:47.800 And we would all kind of like bottleneck at the bottom of the stairs in our pajamas and shit. 0.98

00:05:53.560 And we would be like, no, you're not going. 0.98

00:05:57.200 You're not going.

00:05:57.980 And our sisters, they were little. 1.00

00:05:59.160 So they were like, fuck. 0.99

00:06:00.300 You know, they didn't have any rights or whatever at the time because they were women also. 1.00

00:06:04.420 And so we had to see like, you're not going.

00:06:07.040 We'll tell you what we see.

00:06:08.840 You know, and they're like, tell us what you see.

00:06:12.840 And then we sneak around.

00:06:14.220 And then once we got around, my brother was older than me.

00:06:16.680 So then he took jurisdiction.

00:06:19.060 You know, but he also had bad eyesight.

00:06:21.920 He was born.

00:06:22.740 I think he didn't have his levels in his eyes were off.

00:06:25.340 He had, you know, he didn't have enough water in his eyes or something. 0.99

00:06:28.340 So he'd have to fucking, you know, he'd have to splash water in his fucking eyes every 40 minutes. 0.99

00:06:33.140 So he could even get a gander at anything. 0.99

00:06:35.980 Shit, I remember at his birthday, he'd miss the candles if he didn't rub a little bit of water in his eyes just to kind of, you know, sometimes if you, if you heat up some, if you heat up some leftovers, like I'll drip a little water on them. 0.98

00:06:49.920 That's how, that's me. 0.99

00:06:51.980 I'll crack open a leftover if it's in a container.

00:06:54.180 I'll pour, you know, about a 11th of a cup of water on that, whatever.

00:06:58.540 I don't care what it is.

00:07:00.040 Lasagna, piece of bread, whatever, whatever's going on, you know, hint of, hint of spice, hint of tomato. 0.96

00:07:07.220 I will pour, I'll just drip that bitch out and then put it in the micro and bam. 1.00

00:07:13.300 But that was like my brother, if we didn't, you know, if mom didn't spray a little bit of water in his eyes right before he blew out the candles on his birthday cake, he'd miss that bitch. 1.00

00:07:22.800 He'd just be spraying a, he'd spray, just be spraying a cold right out of the distance, miss the whole cake. 0.80

00:07:31.440 But anyway, so at that point, you know, we, my brother would be like, and once it, once we turned the corner of the stairs, it was me and him. 0.97

00:07:40.500 So my sisters were like at the back and, and they didn't know shit. 1.00

00:07:44.820 And they only knew what we told them and we lied to them because we were family. 0.92

00:07:48.480 And so we would go and have to get closer to the tree and sneak up.

00:07:53.460 And my mom's bedroom was right off of the living room.

00:07:57.880 And so we had to be quiet and the carpet was kind of wet because our apartment was sinking a little bit, like by the kitchen area. 0.99

00:08:04.340 And so you fucking bro, your knees would start getting all wet, you know, but it helped my brother because he could just put his hands into the carpet and then rub them into his eyes and activate those bitches. 1.00

00:08:13.200 So we would get closer and be like, is he here, is he here? 0.99

00:08:18.060 And then we would just see, we would see the tree and the lights and it would just kind of look like it had during the daytime a little bit, like definitely more mysterious and nighttimey and the stockings.

00:08:30.600 And it was all just kind of magical.

00:08:37.580 It was just like a thing of like possibility, you know, what were we going to get?

00:08:43.120 What was going to happen tomorrow?

00:08:44.800 Everything was going to be great.

00:08:47.880 Something new was coming, you know, it was just.

00:08:53.020 Yeah, there was just, I don't know, there was just something just so magical about that scenario.

00:08:58.080 And I remember we had the colored lights on the Christmas tree and I didn't really like them.

00:09:01.960 They looked a little cheesy, I thought sometimes.

00:09:04.860 But at this time at night, it just looked kind of nice.

00:09:10.380 And the stockings just hang in there. 0.97

00:09:14.300 And he'd be like, oh, we'd have to just, oh, go back, go back. 0.98

00:09:18.260 My brother would be like, go back, you little f***ing hitter or whatever. 0.98

00:09:21.480 And I'm like, what? 0.98

00:09:22.100 And, uh, and we'd get back to the stairs.

00:09:30.440 And my sisters would be like, what did you see? 1.00

00:09:32.120 And we'd be like, f*** you. 1.00

00:09:34.260 You don't know shit. 1.00

00:09:37.060 Because, yeah, we just had the kind of family we were. 0.99

00:09:39.240 And, uh, but yeah, there was just something beautiful about it.

00:09:42.280 But no, we'd be like, he's not here.

00:09:43.860 Or, sometimes we would do this.

00:09:47.260 Yes, all the gifts are out there.

00:09:49.040 He already came.

00:09:49.880 But you guys have to go to bed.

00:09:52.300 We would kind of take this superior role with a lie.

00:09:56.400 We'd be like, he already came, but you guys have to go to bed.

00:10:00.300 Or, maybe he's not coming.

00:10:01.820 I don't know.

00:10:02.320 We're one of y'all bad this year.

00:10:03.480 What have you guys been doing? 0.99

00:10:04.940 Who's been showing their tits or whatever out on the street? 1.00

00:10:07.800 Right by the highway. 0.99

00:10:08.620 Because we did live by a highway. 1.00

00:10:10.300 Right next to that bitch. 1.00

00:10:12.460 Like, if your hair was wet in the morning, you could put it right outside. 1.00

00:10:15.840 Like, hanging out the window at the apartment.

00:10:18.360 And in the morning, you know, that was high traffic time. 0.99

00:10:20.560 And if enough semis went by, the wind would whip up and just dry your shit right into a beautiful look. 0.99

00:10:26.680 God, you'd look good. 0.99

00:10:30.560 And people were like, what do you have in your hair? 0.96

00:10:32.000 You're like, f***ing 18 speed. 0.92

00:10:34.420 You know? 1.00

00:10:35.780 I got a damn Mac. 1.00

00:10:37.440 I got, oh, just new winds off a Mac truck. 0.99

00:10:41.520 So, but that was fun, man.

00:10:44.300 That was a good time.

00:10:45.240 And that music reminds me of that a little bit.

00:10:48.900 God, those memories were nice.

00:10:52.060 You know, memories are so nice because it can really take you into a place.

00:10:59.240 Oh, this is another song.

00:11:03.420 This is hip-hop ready for Christmas.

00:11:05.900 Let's listen to a little bit of this.

00:11:07.400 Okay. 1.00

00:11:17.600 Type shit. 1.00

00:11:18.500 okay this one Christmas is gonna get a little bit black you know what I'm saying 1.00

00:11:48.500 Santa pulling up hey this is the kind of look like say if you're a white guy and you see it you're in high school and you see your sister talking to uh flirting with a black guy and you're okay with it this is the kind of music that backs that up okay okay go ahead Allison she doing her shit 0.98

00:12:11.760 so that's that kind of that's a Christmas beat right there I feel like that kind of fits you know 0.99

00:12:20.280 yeah if you see your sister flirting with the black guys at school and you're okay with it 1.00

00:12:25.860 that's that heartbeat right there that black heartbeat 1.00

00:12:30.140 dude you ever heard a black heartbeat that shit 1.00

00:12:36.820 it's different bro go go put your ear up to a black guy's chest dude which I know Santa is very dangerous right overall it's yeah 1.00

00:12:45.160 black they're not gonna welcome that they're not they're not gonna do it you know a lot of them turn 1.00

00:12:50.340 turn into that guy who's that guy on uh that place for golden state or whatever that always beat people 0.99

00:12:55.640 and the media acted like it was okay all the time he would just punch white dudes 0.99

00:12:59.240 Draymond yes yes that dude that yeah which shit seemed hella racial to me but um 0.99

00:13:10.220 but yeah that dude that was always he ever so I think he did hit a mixed guy also 0.96

00:13:16.820 but um yeah so I'm just saying some guys you can put your ear up to their chest they'll be they might

00:13:22.960 be okay with it some guys might get Draymond on you uh but I think a black heartbeat is different 0.99

00:13:29.060 that shit got drums it got probably some 808s trap beat like if you ever go to a doctor's office 0.99

00:13:33.760 and he puts the stethoscope and he puts it up to a black guy's heart he'll listen sometimes for 20 1.00

00:13:38.640 minutes there's different tracks there's fucking you'll have somebody feature on somebody's heartbeat 0.99

00:13:43.600 you're like holy shit this heartbeat has there's a you know there's little dirks on it 0.99

00:13:49.200 you know this is there's young boy and uh Bailey Zimmerman like what's going on 0.99

00:13:53.880 so uh like damn holy shit what do you you got some big x the plug in you so there's that that 0.99

00:14:02.400 happens where oh the white heartbeat is just like but that black heartbeat that's just got 0.99

00:14:10.720 it's got symbols it's got um it's just got different you know it's got different levels 0.99

00:14:17.280 they got a horn section that's just trapping bro so that's what I'm saying bro this shit has a 0.99

00:14:31.300 little bit of that black heartbeat vibe right here 1.00

00:14:33.300 you we you we see you say you we

00:14:47.860 so there we go a little bit more Christmas music right there getting into it

00:14:56.180 uh we did have some calls that came in uh the hotline is always nine eight five six six four

00:15:04.160 nine five zero three uh and we had talked about some things in the last episode we'd spoken about

00:15:13.260 you know people doing different challenges there was a movember where you grow out a mustache for uh

00:15:19.980 epilepsy or whatever i can't remember um or there was six shit uh june or whatever what was it 0.97

00:15:29.240 16 shit june yeah 16 shit june where people were only doing 16 um defecates in june for um 0.95

00:15:39.300 to support seizures or whatever i'm not even sure what it was i think it was seizures 0.99

00:15:43.260 let me see let me look that up six 16 sorry 16 shit 0.94

00:15:51.600 yeah yeah for seizures so you had that you had no nut november you had 40 fart march you had 0.94

00:16:03.180 all these different things that people are trying to do to support to raise causes you know like

00:16:07.860 remember a couple years ago they were dumping ice on uh on people with down syndrome or whatever

00:16:12.360 to help them out uh but yeah anyway we had some calls in with people saying well what were the what

00:16:21.080 were similar things like that that they'd had in their time is there another one that you remember

00:16:24.320 trevin um i think it was actually 11 shit june to get specific so less than oh anyways um talking 0.60

00:16:33.480 about a call that came in that i remembered no was there any other ones that you remembered that people

00:16:38.100 do annually oh yeah um 2000 step timber oh yes people only taking a certain amount of steps in

00:16:44.700 a certain month oh sober october that's another one that's a big one so there's these things that

00:16:50.240 start to happen um and then people called in with a few of their own so let's hit them right here

00:16:55.080 here we go hey ceo this is sunny from phoenix arizona and i just wanted to tell you that every

00:17:03.180 sunny it's sunny in phoenix come on guy oh y'all i'm walrus

00:17:10.520 sorry but that's a sound i would make if i were a cat i'd be like

00:17:18.360 and then every now and then i'd be like you're a get or whatever anyway let's hear more brother

00:17:24.680 thank you for calling every year here in phoenix we do a little thing called no burr october is where

00:17:32.160 you don't actually get cold all october long okay and you know it's actually not something that anyone

00:17:38.300 is trying to do it's just circumstantially so hot here in phoenix that no one ever gets cold the

00:17:44.460 entire month of october you have to wear like no shirt on halloween yeah you gotta wear a slutty 0.97

00:17:52.260 costume on halloween just to survive i don't know it sounds like you're just trying to meet guys or

00:17:57.000 whatever out there but whatever dude i agree with you it's a very sunburned area you know i lived out

00:18:03.460 there in tucson for a little while you'll get sunburned just looking at you know you go outside

00:18:08.840 and you're sunburned you don't know what to do dude i would go to get the mail and i wouldn't know

00:18:14.460 how to get back home i would be dehydrated i would have to you know i'd have to have somebody from

00:18:19.880 the cartel help me get back to my yard get have hire a coyote to get me to so yeah it's alarmingly

00:18:26.400 hot out there um but you know it that's the crazy thing sometimes people are like man it's i can't 0.58

00:18:33.580 believe it's it's so hot today like no shit it was it was hot yesterday it was hot 700 days ago it was 0.80

00:18:40.580 hot 58 days ago so you just don't know patterns that's the problem you don't know how patterns work 0.98

00:18:47.340 dude bottom the deer the reindeers are coming dude the first time you had a mexican dude like singing 0.98

00:18:57.820 um like christmas carols that like early mexican dudes that came to america they didn't fucking 0.99

00:19:04.700 know the words to them bitches homie they did not know the words to the christmas carols you know 1.00

00:19:10.720 they'd be like i'm dreaming about of a christmas for whites and others you know like be changing 0.98

00:19:24.700 the lyrics to try to diversify the portfolio a bit and i respect it but that's you know just kind of

00:19:30.840 wild you know they'd be like um a rude up that it no strangers you don't marry it hey hey baby 0.89

00:19:41.060 they would just fucking kind of hey what's up huh let me see that skirt mommy you're like what the 1.00

00:19:48.700 fuck anyway let's hear uh another one that came in yeah no burr it's no burr out there it ain't cold at 0.99

00:19:55.420 oh let's see what we got here another one came on what up deal jason here good day jason and happy uh 0.98

00:20:05.240 merry christmas to you brother onward uh so you asked on episode 629 to give some recommendations for

00:20:13.660 things like no no nut november and such i one of the coolest ones that i started doing about five

00:20:19.360 years ago was every day of may challenge so for every day of may i do a certain amount of push-ups

00:20:24.260 it started off with every day of may i'm gonna do 100 push-ups uh two years ago my every day of may

00:20:30.980 challenge was every day of may i'll do 500 push-ups a day every 500 push-ups man you're gonna be up

00:20:37.020 then you're gonna be as up all the way up what that's amazing onward every day of may i'll do 500

00:20:44.020 push-ups a day every day of may i think it's a really good thing to push on to people i think it's

00:20:50.460 it's a great way to kick off it's like the middle of the year we've kind of all pissed off with our

00:20:57.140 you know we stopped doing our yearly uh what do they call it new year's revolution new year's yeah

00:21:03.780 you don't even know what it's called dude so obviously you're not getting it done and that's

00:21:06.680 fine sorry go up more more uh resolutions where you you know i'm gonna work out this year

00:21:14.240 everyone's kind of stopped already but but you know about that one since you did not call it out

00:21:19.500 want to let you know that love you theo all of us fans love you you're the best thank you brother i

00:21:26.040 appreciate the nice words man every day in may that's a nice one because it kind of takes on a

00:21:32.160 challenge you know like once there was this thing that was going around a while back it was like 76 hard

00:21:37.140 or something and it was like you had to meet somebody that was born in 1976 and show them your 0.91

00:21:42.460 cock you feel me uh anyway yeah but that yeah some that's how you would hear like that's an old trucker 0.89

00:21:49.460 joke but uh but yeah i like that every day in may because that you're saying hey i'm gonna do something 0.97

00:21:56.520 here because people have new year's revolutions and them bitches are horrible you know my buddies was 1.00

00:22:02.440 like yeah he's like i'm not gonna stalk my ex and i'm gonna learn a new language i'm like 0.95

00:22:07.120 cool that's good it's a lot you know it just could be a lot so anyway i don't know what i'm talking

00:22:13.260 about who cares it's the end of the year dude i mean i used up all my good words throughout the year

00:22:19.120 i'm at the bottom of the bag dude i'm just down here shaking vowels around you know you know what

00:22:25.280 stopped me from investing in the past was uh just said i i didn't know i didn't know the value

00:22:32.760 of putting away a little bit at a time i didn't know that it builds on itself that it can create

00:22:40.180 more which can create more i didn't know that time was really my greatest asset i felt like i just

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00:24:50.520 got another one that came in hey ceo this is charlie uh from cincinnati charlie from cincinnati

00:24:59.240 shout out charlie boy hey i just wanted to call in and comment on the uh you know you talking about

00:25:08.120 2000 september we got uh oh what do you say 11th june it's 16 but yes onward you know my me and my

00:25:17.260 family um a lot of times around the holidays what we'll do you know we'll do a uh and maybe not me

00:25:22.440 personally but i i know uh a lot of the a lot of the ladies in my family they like to do a 1.00

00:25:27.100 a 40 quiff kwanzaa you know 40 quiff kwanzaa wow yeah i um yeah i yeah i i i didn't even know it

00:25:37.120 you know gesundheit uh yeah let me get you let me get your family a box of kleenex brother let's hear

00:25:44.280 more brother if you know what i'm saying uh let me know if uh if you know anybody in uh in your life

00:25:52.120 that that likes to do a 40 quiff kwanzaa let me let you know i don't know you told us about it so i

00:25:58.080 don't even know about it that's new to me um but that's a great one that is a great one man

00:26:03.500 and that's tough i think to to i don't know how you exactly arrange that because i don't know if

00:26:10.800 that's a seasonal thing i don't know if that's definitely like something that happens more in

00:26:13.680 the spring to women because of uh pollen if that's bigger if that brings it on or whatever 1.00

00:26:23.740 um all right let's get another couple of calls here that came in

00:26:31.340 uh deal um i've been uh i've been watching you for a while and i really like uh i really it really

00:26:40.040 helps uh with the situations people go through hearing them out and uh it just makes everything

00:26:46.300 easier right now i'm going through a situation i didn't ever think i would be the one to be calling

00:26:50.400 you but i just things end up how they are i just need some advice right now and i don't know what

00:26:55.500 to do um my girlfriend um i've been with my girlfriend for four years and okay thank you

00:27:02.520 brother for sharing that information let's hear more and um she's basically i'm i'm 22 to start off

00:27:09.260 i'm 22 she's 19 we started we started dating young about four years ago and uh she really changed

00:27:17.360 my life and i wasn't on the right path and uh she helped me out a lot and she got me through addiction

00:27:24.000 she got me through all my problems in my life and i i left my house to be with her i left my home

00:27:30.520 with my family when i was 18 years old i wasn't living in an ideal spot so i decided to leave and

00:27:36.820 pursue a life with her and it's we've been up and down over the years but it just came to a point

00:27:42.320 where i guess she got bored or tired or i don't know because she just lost interest in me and

00:27:49.620 we recently decided to split not split but just like take a break and i left the apartment that

00:27:55.760 we lived in for a little bit to go be with my family just for like a month or two just to

00:27:59.520 take some time apart and um i just received the text a week ago that she ended up getting pregnant

00:28:06.420 by another guy and um it's just uh just hurts i just don't know what to do i don't know who to

00:28:15.980 tell i don't know well thanks for uh yeah thanks for letting us know what's what's going on brother

00:28:21.480 yeah if you leave your apartment for a month or something and somebody and your

00:28:26.260 and your ex or your girl gets pregnant that's a tough thing 0.74

00:28:30.060 and that's wild you know if i'm real honest with you when you talked about the build up to

00:28:38.060 you guys relationship you said that you know she helped you get through addiction she helped you

00:28:42.400 with this and she kind of helped solve all your problems and you guys moved in together it felt like

00:28:48.040 to me uh that you were putting way too many you was putting way too many candles on the altar of her

00:28:56.720 for y'all's uh for your well-being

00:29:00.220 you know like she's the reason for all of these things as opposed to you're the reason for some of

00:29:07.040 them or you guys's union i think can be there can be a catalyst for more positivity but to put that

00:29:14.320 much energy where it's like she was the reason everything got better and i left my family to be

00:29:19.580 with her it just um that feels like it's a lot it felt like a lot of pressure which is okay bro i

00:29:27.360 mean i definitely yeah i put way i yeah i had like when i was in a relationship it would be like this

00:29:33.140 girl was almost like you know it'd be like a girlfriend but also it's like times she was like 0.64

00:29:38.660 she was like my mother it was just like there was all this weird other energy that i was attaching

00:29:42.820 that i didn't know it to the relationship i was in so i was expecting like this girlfriend to be

00:29:50.680 so many things um and more than a human could really be because you know you got to be you know

00:30:00.180 you got to stand on your own business of your of your own feelings in your heart you got to have 10 toes

00:30:05.660 on you uh so yeah i just felt like man it felt like you were putting a a lot on that um and no

00:30:15.480 judgment i'm not judging i'm just kind of looking at it dude yeah i was like the oh

00:30:21.360 one time i stayed with a girl that i was you know i thought i was in love with them but really i was 0.81

00:30:27.940 just i didn't want to be alone type shit i also dude i once stayed with a girl this is the worst thing 0.94

00:30:35.620 to even admit god i feel horrible i stayed with a girl that i couldn't stand i couldn't really stand 0.95

00:30:42.520 her i loved her also though at the same time and if and that's how love works you know i'm saying

00:30:49.340 love i'll give you a bouquet of flour but it'll have a uh it'll have a knife in the middle of it you

00:30:54.400 know that's just how love is kind of but dude i stayed with this girl one time because i didn't

00:30:59.980 want her to find a guy i didn't want her to find a guy that would actually uh care about her that's 1.00

00:31:08.380 crazy bro that's crazy and i feel i didn't know at the time that's what i was doing and but yeah

00:31:16.760 that's what i was like man i'm not breaking up with her because she might find somebody that actually 0.99

00:31:21.240 cares about her fuck that's crazy does that sound too crazy to even say trevin no i mean i think it's 1.00

00:31:29.000 like the mentality if i can't have her no one can yeah yeah just like desperate young shit you know 1.00

00:31:37.800 that romeo and uh julian type shit you know and that's the street version of romeo and julie at romeo 0.99

00:31:47.320 and julian bro and that's gay too bro romeo and julian sounds hella gay hollywood will probably come 0.98

00:31:55.480 out with it in a week romeo and julian all right fuck it i forgot to even give this guy a suggestion 0.98

00:32:04.560 but yeah i think if she got i think it's just it's it's time to let it go it's time to move on 0.54

00:32:09.780 and and it's time to tell yourself like uh because it's it's it's it's tough to put the responsibility

00:32:19.480 of our own feelings about ourself onto ourself

00:32:24.220 it's easy if i can be like oh if she's mad at me or if this is good or this is always a problem with

00:32:32.980 her then then that keeps me from dealing with anything about me

00:32:38.100 you know i would always have a problem when i was in early relationship i'd always have a

00:32:43.760 i was jealous ton of jealousy oh i was so jealous

00:32:52.240 so yeah i think it's tough bro it's tough to look at ourselves

00:32:59.760 because if i have somebody else then you know

00:33:04.720 but if i just got me oh how scary does that feel 0.99

00:33:07.760 that's why when i see a candle i'm always like that bitch is brave 1.00

00:33:14.820 when i see a fire that's just like a big orgy or whatever that's just a big orgy but i see a 1.00

00:33:22.720 candle i'm like damn that bitch is standing on business right there 1.00

00:33:26.160 so yeah look man and if they're having a child or they're in love or something don't get in there 1.00

00:33:34.480 and be raising that child or whatever buying that little uh little little little little top don't 0.99

00:33:40.160 don't be buying that little whippersnapper or a little bicycle or whatever or get him a little uh 0.99

00:33:45.280 shift a robe or something don't be doing all of that shit don't go down that path 1.00

00:33:49.600 i think you got to stand on your own shit and get out get out into your own life bro 0.99

00:33:57.040 that's what i feel like and also god bless bro type shit i'm gonna do a hat toss for you bro 0.99

00:34:06.960 shout out eight four five hat toss bro all right we got a thing right here that fella call up 0.92

00:34:14.480 hey theo uh i've just been listening to a couple of your podcasts a lot recently and i'm thinking

00:34:22.560 about proposing to my girlfriend uh three to almost four years um what's some advice that you would

00:34:30.080 give on doing that and what's something i could add in to doing it well look i think you gotta add

00:34:35.440 some you have to add some something to it you have to add some charm because here's the thing

00:34:39.280 then engagement is kind of the first real moment of a marriage right and if that means something if

00:34:44.240 you put something into that you're gonna put something in everything

00:34:49.280 maybe i don't know that might be out of my mind what i i don't know but i saw this one the other

00:34:52.800 day and this one kind of disappointed me a little bit and this is a fella you can't see this but this

00:34:56.720 is a fella in a uh in a small home i believe i believe it's trailer home probably um and he's asking

00:35:04.240 his lady to marry her he gets up in the living room um near the television it looks like mass singer

00:35:12.000 or something is on but that's not part of the engagement story it's just he's standing up

00:35:16.880 and they got a series of uh a pit bulls running around beautiful little animals running around

00:35:23.440 and here we go he stands up and he's got a a ring with him here we go and he's beckoning her to

00:35:28.560 get off of the couch to come over and and see him and i believe the mother-in-law or a friend is

00:35:33.120 recording let's go

00:35:53.360 and that's it she takes the ring doesn't even hug the guy walks over to the sofa so yeah that it just

00:35:58.160 a while like he he gets kind of gets down on her knees like or he's standing in the living room and

00:36:02.480 he's like come over here come here i mean that's not a way to start come here come here you know like 0.99

00:36:08.400 you're a fucking mortal combat like uh and then here's the craziest part she goes are you gonna fart 0.98

00:36:16.720 like that's where you know and that's almost beautiful i guess in a way because it's like 1.00

00:36:22.560 like that if you did do a nice fart or something during the holidays that you'd want your loved

00:36:28.960 one to be there for it that's there's something very tribal about that and very um

00:36:37.360 you know uh symptomatic or something maybe i don't know but but yeah but in this instance you can just

00:36:43.520 tell it's not so anyway yeah you don't want to beckon your girl over to hit the knee to propose and she

00:36:51.520 thinks oh you're gonna fart and you want me to get over there and be a witness to it now also 0.84

00:36:58.720 having someone to witness a great fart is

00:37:03.280 it's nice but i think it's also nice like one of my favorite things that shane gillis ever told me was

00:37:08.400 that um when he was in high school they would sit in the pews because they were at a catholic

00:37:15.760 school and they would sit in the pews during mass and every now and then somebody would just rip or

00:37:23.120 just rip a butt wrangler off of the wooden pews and and just sign in during complete silence when all 0.78

00:37:31.280 your friends were in there and it would just be i still think about i still laugh at that sometimes

00:37:37.360 when i'm walking around so yeah there's different degrees of handling that but you want to do something

00:37:42.000 nice you want to do something that means something so yeah yeah yeah so just being creative be creative

00:37:51.440 get creative make something and it can be it can be silly it can be kind of ridiculous it could be a

00:37:57.920 scavenger hunt it could be maybe you um feed the ring to an animal maybe you guys like to hunt right so

00:38:07.440 you you you hide the ring in some feed for an animal the animal eats it then you guys go out hunt

00:38:15.600 um hunt the animal you get the animal butchered or whatever

00:38:21.520 and then she you guys are you make the meal bam is venison or something you crack it open

00:38:28.160 and yeah will you marry me and then uh so i'm just yeah there's different ways to do it

00:38:38.640 but that's it i just think make it mean something man and whatever that means to her as well

00:38:44.000 like what would make her think it's nice what would make her what would mean something

00:38:50.480 you know just don't let it be a fart bro

00:38:57.120 all right let's get into another call or two

00:39:03.760 what's up theo it's uh jack from good old midland texas we did a shot there in midland man thank you

00:39:11.760 for the call jack onward and um i don't know i was just going to talk about i feel like sometimes i

00:39:20.800 i get i get a rush to grow up i'm 18 years old uh i graduated high school as a junior

00:39:30.240 uh i'm already working like i don't know sometimes i just feel like i get in a rush man like

00:39:37.760 like like i need to slow down but i also need to get my life together i don't know i was just going

00:39:43.600 to see if you had you guys thanks brother thanks sorry to cut you off uh thank you for the call yeah

00:39:54.640 oh dude i've all i rushed through everything

00:40:00.720 all right yeah i don't want to be in anything i don't want to oh i gotta be here i gotta stay i gotta

00:40:05.920 do

00:40:09.680 yeah

00:40:12.400 i got commitment to the law i got commitment sometimes just to life to moments i

00:40:18.320 you know it's hard to slow it down enough

00:40:25.840 but i think also some of that rushes you want to be able to control things well if i can get freedom

00:40:30.240 to have some money if i get freedom to have me own place if i can get freedom to have me own car

00:40:34.240 me own wheels me own uh station wagon or whatever me own wheelbarrow me own pressure washer you know

00:40:41.680 me own bass boat you know girl from me you know then you're controlling you're not in anybody else's

00:40:48.960 orbit really you're in control of things so some of that's kind of nice

00:40:52.000 you know when they say discipline equals freedom as well i mean jocko willink preaches that and

00:41:01.040 that you get things going you get things organized and get things cracking i mean even like i talk

00:41:07.120 about with that investing app and stuff that i like it's like uh you know that planning ahead and

00:41:12.800 that strategize and it helps you know if i didn't invest a little bit of change early i have money

00:41:18.480 now so i think there's there's some there's a lot of value to that but yeah but yeah oh dude i always

00:41:30.960 want to get through this to get to that oh it'll be better then let's just get to that

00:41:36.160 i'm always out here looking in the distance and i'll be tripping over beautiful 0.72

00:41:44.560 shit while i'm just looking at for that who knows what that's a million miles away 0.83

00:41:56.080 um and i don't know if it's bad or good i think you're like you're saying like you said right in 0.97

00:42:01.360 here you said let's play it um i'm already working like i don't know sometimes i just feel

00:42:09.680 like i get in a rush man like like i need to slow down but i also need to get my life together

00:42:16.320 yeah slow down rush you know get my life together i don't know i was just gonna see if you had you

00:42:22.160 yeah so that's it man you're you're doing fine meditation will help you slow down for sure to give

00:42:26.960 you a little bit of peace even in moments of uh overwhelmingness so that's that might be all you

00:42:33.520 need you're really sticking to some meditation man that way you can be going fast but you're slow on 0.99

00:42:40.960 the inside baby you're in control you got a cockpit you're not just running around with your cock 1.00

00:42:46.320 type shit boys praise god that's what's up hey santa hey let's say you write a letter to santa 1.00

00:42:58.000 telling him how good you've been this year and then you hand it to your mail carrier 0.99

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00:43:57.840 paid advertisement let's see if one other call came in yeah so i went i thought it'd be a fun thing to

00:44:07.280 take my wife to a raid room and we went out for dinner first and everything was good we wasn't 1.00

00:44:14.400 arguing or anything and we went in this raid room hell she started beating it beating the piss out of me 1.00

00:44:20.800 and really pissed me off i don't know why she done it but kind of turned me on i wanted to swing back but 0.68

00:44:36.400 she had a bat in her hand and that didn't look didn't look too fun but it would have been kind of

00:44:43.920 hard to fight her when i was bricked up you know but we went home and had a quiet ride home as soon

00:44:53.120 as we got home i was so bricked up i just ended up just plowing that thing you know like uh like you

00:45:01.520 know what i mean oh yeah 40 acres and a mule baby i was wondering your advice on that i don't even know

00:45:07.040 what brought it on but well look there's something if you watch a woman beat the 1.00

00:45:12.320 shit out of a damn honda civic or whatever and break all the windows and headlights out of that 1.00

00:45:18.160 bitch with a baseball bat and you don't get erect 1.00

00:45:28.000 then you some kind of little hoe 1.00

00:45:32.640 i mean like that turned me on dude

00:45:37.040 especially where i grew up dude every now and then you see a woman come out there angry at her 1.00

00:45:41.120 husband or some guy that was having sex with her and not uh and not claiming her and uh 0.65

00:45:48.880 you'd see a woman come out there and beat the book and just beat the dang uh headlights out of his 1.00

00:45:55.280 um caprice classic god hell yeah 0.97

00:46:07.040 that's something no man there's nothing wrong with getting erect if you see a woman beating the 1.00

00:46:11.520 shit out of something with a bat 0.98

00:46:15.280 i mean that's why i love the whole movie of league of their own that's what the whole movie is 0.97

00:46:21.920 so there's nothing wrong with that god yeah 0.92

00:46:27.840 now you're also lucky i can't keep an erection around broken glass 0.98

00:46:30.960 yes cannot do it dude if my wiener here's a window shatter within probably 80 yards that thing 0.99

00:46:39.920 just punks of tiny fills right into my nuts baby that thing won't be out 1.00

00:46:44.240 that thing just saw its shadow dog eight more weeks of winter down yeah 1.00

00:46:51.280 but god yeah i used to love that type of shit 0.99

00:46:53.520 in our neighborhood this lady used to make me go sit in her car with her 1.00

00:46:59.760 and she'd be all drunk drinking daiquiris miss carol that was her name she'd be drinking daiquiris over there 1.00

00:47:08.240 and she would just tell me she wished i was old enough to drive i wish you were old enough to drive 0.98

00:47:14.480 i'd let you drive me some wires god i was so fucking erect i couldn't even 0.98

00:47:24.320 god i couldn't my fucking scoliosis was cured i was just like oh god and then she'd get out 1.00

00:47:32.000 sometimes she had cut off pants on and she'd get out and rub her little butt like rub the bottom of 1.00

00:47:37.440 her butt on the damn warm headlights of that car that vehicle 1.00

00:47:43.520 that's back when headlights used to get warm them bitches used to get warm 1.00

00:47:47.600 and she'd just be bending over kind of drinking that daiquiri and rubbing her little tail on that warm 0.97

00:47:53.040 light wish you could drive me 0.97

00:47:58.080 yeah damn brother hell yeah god i couldn't even i didn't have enough blood flow in my eyes at that moment 0.99

00:48:06.000 i just had so much erection going on i didn't even have any blood in my eyes to keep me active 1.00

00:48:12.960 i can barely see it's like my damn like my damn brother he had to come over and rub some of his 0.99

00:48:17.840 water in my eyes just so that's just yeah it must be a family optical disease that we got in certain 0.99

00:48:23.280 moments but but god is good brother at least you have a wife at least y'all are going out and doing

00:48:28.880 something yeah taking your wife to a rage room that's cute yeah all that matters is what what am i

00:48:34.720 putting into the relationship whether i'm getting married whether i'm uh i'm doing an engagement

00:48:41.680 you know what am i putting into this thing am i trying to make some moments special

00:48:48.240 because if i don't make some moments special there ain't gonna be no special moments that's

00:48:52.000 that's the most i realize just about life

00:48:56.400 you know sometimes i'll be like man nothing's nothing's exciting nothing well things just aren't

00:49:01.360 exciting they're not just gonna be magic you gotta you know you gotta be your own david blaine sometimes 0.96

00:49:08.720 or chris angle or kurt angle even i don't care if you wear a damn leotard while you do it or unitard 0.92

00:49:15.120 and body slam somebody but you got to bring the magic 0.98

00:49:19.280 except at christmas

00:49:26.480 that's when there's just something kind of built in you know

00:49:30.640 there's just something kind of special about it

00:49:34.480 just that sound those kids coming down the stairs

00:49:37.120 you see that christmas tree boy

00:49:44.800 and i'd come later at night too we all would i think i i bet if i asked my siblings we all kind

00:49:49.600 of did people would wake up at a certain you just woke up all night during christmas time

00:49:54.000 you just sneak down and at some point the presence would be out like oh they're hiking 0.99

00:50:04.320 and half the cookies would be i'd eat one i'd eat two bites out of that bitch 1.00

00:50:10.240 hell sometimes i'd come down early and the cookies and milk hadn't been eaten yet i'd eat 1.00

00:50:13.840 i'd drink half that bitch and eat one of them bitches my mom was like who was here 1.00

00:50:18.080 but yeah you come down you see that tree all lit up 1.00

00:50:27.360 and that was one of the nicest times to kind of go back to bed then

00:50:33.040 you were just excited it wasn't really about the gifts it was something about the magic of it

00:50:38.880 there was free magic

00:50:40.080 yeah it just meant something

00:50:50.560 and that was beautiful those were beautiful times that christmas spirit

00:50:57.440 that christmas spirit man there's something to it

00:51:03.600 there's something to it i want to wish everybody a merry christmas and uh

00:51:10.880 and i'm trying to think of anything else that

00:51:14.800 needs to be said

00:51:18.320 you know it's a special time of year

00:51:20.800 it's a special time to forgive ourselves and forgive others

00:51:26.320 just to let go

00:51:29.360 let go of the ways we've done it

00:51:30.880 yeah ask god to help us have a new year

00:51:41.360 you know the lord sent his son baby that crazy baby

00:51:45.840 yes baby 0.63

00:51:47.760 yahweh baby

00:51:50.160 to take away the sins of the wild

00:51:52.720 so let him do it

00:51:57.200 let him do it baby lord drive a dump truck into my heart 1.00

00:52:01.840 and take away all this

00:52:04.560 all this

00:52:06.000 confusion pain uncertainty

00:52:08.960 control

00:52:11.840 anger

00:52:15.040 hatred

00:52:16.720 vitriol

00:52:17.280 and self-infliction take away just take it

00:52:23.920 take it

00:52:25.600 and recycle me baby boy

00:52:28.560 recycle me

00:52:32.000 yeah i love you guys thank you guys so much for letting me be a part of your year

00:52:35.440 uh

00:52:38.560 there is some fun stuff that we're going to be doing in the new year i'm excited

00:52:41.680 i want to add some new things to the solo episodes that are

00:52:45.520 uh that are going to be more like regular occurring type of things

00:52:51.280 so i have some like just like light plans and strategy want to we want to talk to more miracles

00:52:58.240 you know we've got a couple miracles we had that one fellow that was doing dope that fell

00:53:01.440 off that building and he fell 13 stories or whatever

00:53:05.760 and uh he passed by some of his neighbors remember and saw them smoking dope on their

00:53:09.760 balcony when he went when he fell pretty crazy and then our um our other fella got hit by two trains

00:53:15.520 baby two trains

00:53:19.360 and god and he survived he had headphones on

00:53:23.040 and got hit

00:53:24.800 just

00:53:25.120 whoo

00:53:26.560 that dang brother sometime whoo you wish the lord would just give you a cross walk 1.00

00:53:34.000 give me a cross walk

00:53:37.520 yeah that was dalton dalton baby two trains

00:53:44.800 we got to check in with dalton but we need we want to add more miracles to next year if you have

00:53:49.520 experienced a miracle or someone you know in your life that has experienced a miracle

00:53:55.200 that have felt the powers of the great beyond keep them safe

00:54:00.080 in a moment that could not have happened otherwise

00:54:03.200 hit the hotline 985-664-9503 or you can contact um the producers through the email

00:54:10.880 on the theovon.com site

00:54:15.440 yeah that's all we got it's been we're happy to be alive

00:54:19.120 and who knows what it looks like this may be the last year we're allowed to celebrate christmas

00:54:24.000 i'm not sure what they have planned for us but we're going to keep fighting

00:54:31.600 we're going to keep fighting um and we're excited

00:54:36.720 uh to try to do that and to learn as we go trevin what are you thinking

00:54:41.760 i dig it man merry christmas merry christmas to you too man

00:54:45.200 uh our producer put in this notes right here our other producer zach and merry christmas to him

00:54:54.560 nick andrew baxter riley mal who knocked a woman up gosh that's crazy dude but that's how it is bro 0.89

00:55:05.600 like you know i think he'd had sex five times in that fifth time he made a child 0.99

00:55:11.680 boy bro you gotta you gotta use that syrup sparingly homie dang 1.00

00:55:17.120 but it is what it is i remember when i learned about condensed milk dude the second i had one

00:55:22.080 taste of that stuff i like dang this it's good and then you want to use it you want it on everything

00:55:27.680 but you can't put it on everything rally all right here we go one more call

00:55:34.240 from the hotline before we end the year and next week we'll have a best of episode and then we may

00:55:40.560 have a week off i'm not sure we may not we'll see what's going on but uh i love you guys and you

00:55:48.080 guys be good to yourselves thank you and thank you for all just all the support there's so many nice

00:55:52.960 things that i never get to say that happen nice messages people send or nice things people brought

00:55:57.920 out to shows um i mean just all does just like there's so many so much uh kindness has been extended

00:56:09.280 towards me by you guys and um thank you i love you and i appreciate it here we go hey theo

00:56:18.480 my name is jake and what's up jake thank you for calling onward i'm feeling a little emotional right

00:56:28.480 now but in a really good way um i'm in the military i've been in the army for over six years now thank

00:56:38.400 you for your service champ onward and um i'm currently driving home to go spend christmas with my family

00:56:49.040 for the first time in four years and i just wanted to you know thank god that i'm able to do that

00:57:01.120 and i want to you know reach out to all my fellow soldiers who listen to your great podcast and just

00:57:10.320 say you know if you're able to go visit your family i'm very happy for you and if you're not able to if you

00:57:18.000 have to spend it somewhere where you don't really want to be you know i i know how it feels i i know

00:57:26.480 a lot of other soldiers know how it feels and you know it sucks but we're here for you and stay

00:57:33.840 strong i know it sucks missing holidays birthdays you know kids birthdays and all of that so you know

00:57:44.400 thank you theo for what you do you've gotten me through a lot of these years that i've spent away

00:57:49.840 from my family and um you know prayers to you and your team and prayers to all my fellow soldiers

00:57:59.040 out there spending christmas with their family or without them love you brother amen amen man

00:58:08.560 yeah that's the feeling

00:58:09.600 that's the feeling that's the candle that's the pilot light i needed right there

00:58:18.880 when i'm pulling up to my families or i'm gonna walk into my home be just to be grateful that i get

00:58:23.840 to be there for the positive or the negative whatever it is for the apple pie or the uncooked

00:58:32.320 dang chowder or whatever somebody made one time forgot to boil the dang

00:58:36.160 things and everybody god dang dysentery whatever

00:58:40.560 clams or whatever whatever yeah yeah that's the thing when i when i'm for the good the bad whatever

00:58:48.880 it is that there's people that don't get it there's kids who are gonna have to spend that have to do

00:58:55.040 their holidays over zoom with a with a loved one there's a parent that has to do that as well

00:58:59.040 a soldier who's having to make that who's made that choice in their life

00:59:07.360 and it's a choice they made but still it's one i'm not brave enough to make or haven't been

00:59:14.080 so yeah so to take some time to acknowledge that pray for those families and that peace

00:59:19.680 and yeah just to know that you soldiers aren't alone that have to that have to do put that put

00:59:27.360 that energy into the world these people they're not alone

00:59:33.120 and we pray for them and their their kids grow up healthy and uh nurtured and taken care of

00:59:38.960 that we pray for the confidence of their spouses who are at home on the front lines with their children

00:59:43.600 holding things down having to kind of be one parent um not one parent but be do most of the hands-on

00:59:53.360 parenting uh and we pray for those people and those soldiers that then when they get to spend time with

01:00:00.400 their comrades during the holidays away from their family that they feel some sense of joy and peace and

01:00:04.960 love yeah so light a candle for those people this time of year

01:00:13.520 yeah maybe i need to every time i'm lighting a candle i'm thinking it's for my own light why don't

01:00:17.280 i light one for somebody else for a prayer and peace for somebody else's joy or possibility

01:00:26.400 for a moment that's not mine

01:00:37.840 yeah those are great things to pray for

01:00:41.120 dude i watch those soldier coming home videos all the time and god oh god i will just

01:00:48.160 i will just start bawling right into a dang bag of ruffles

01:00:55.600 and then they do the dog sometimes and sometimes looky the dog does not know the person i'm like

01:01:00.720 well this is something's going on here but

01:01:09.520 yeah and sometimes at the airport you'll see somebody waiting for somebody like with flowers

01:01:12.800 and a sign or something that's oh or when the soldiers one time i was in chicago and i think it

01:01:17.600 was i don't remember the airline um but a bunch of soldiers had just gotten back they'd all just

01:01:25.680 gotten back and they were like walking all back i mean like a hundred and they were all it was just

01:01:31.360 like this huge thing it was like a special moment um but thank you brother thank you for helping us think

01:01:36.960 about that that's the that's the feeling that's the candle and you guys be good to yourselves

01:01:42.800 uh let's go let's let's go out with some music here and and and the music we've played already

01:01:49.760 is from one man quartet that played christmas miracle um and ready for christmas was by zorro

01:01:58.880 and then this song we're going to play right here on our way out we wish you a merry christmas by

01:02:03.440 timothy infinite

01:02:05.680 merry christmas to everybody love you guys glad we got to spend some time together today

01:02:26.640 hey it's santa 0.99

01:02:36.160 dog i heard blitzing is a bitch homie 1.00

01:02:48.080 whatever you are the tidings for christmas and a happy new year 1.00

01:02:57.120 wish you a merry prancer's a get homie 0.95

01:03:12.080 merry christmas everybody god bless you um and head into a happy new year while we'll meet you there

01:03:29.280 and uh praise god man be good to yourselves you deserve it

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - December 24, 2025

#631 - Free Magic

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