This Past Weekend with Theo Von - BEST OF： This Past Weekend w⧸ Theo Von 2025

00:00:00.000 uh that's what this is called this past weekend yeah how'd you come up with that

00:00:07.660 because i just started on a monday

00:00:10.160 to be honest i didn't really that's good what about bill cosby you ever get to meet him or not

00:00:19.080 before he had all the problems

00:00:21.720 is being a rapist one of the problems

00:00:30.520 you said it like before he got scurvy

00:00:37.440 hey theo uh my name is actually uh theo as well oh hello theo good to meet the others onward

00:00:48.160 i got a situation here i've been talking to this girl for like two years and it turns out i got

00:00:54.300 her pregnant after that all happened the word got around and somehow it turns out that she's my first

00:01:00.600 cousin any advice would help and uh thank you so much

00:01:04.960 wow dang brother that's uh

00:01:10.960 oh that's you're gonna be raising a dang lizard homie you can't um

00:01:17.240 wow brother good golly that's like shooting fish in a

00:01:22.180 family or whatever i don't know i mean i haven't looked at a chart recently i don't know

00:01:27.540 the um

00:01:30.340 the genetic legalities of that

00:01:33.880 but it do yeah i mean

00:01:35.780 they say you know don't pee

00:01:38.240 where or don't eat where you're don't

00:01:41.720 piss where your family is or whatever whatever that old saying is dude

00:01:45.940 you i feel like you've gone past that at this point and

00:01:48.740 um god

00:01:50.880 that thing's gonna have

00:01:53.060 you're gonna need um

00:01:56.400 yeah you're gonna need a uh

00:01:59.520 farrier to come and put shoes on that thing i'm just chirping you

00:02:03.380 i'm just chirping you dude i

00:02:05.040 look i feel you i look it's

00:02:07.380 having a child with a cousin

00:02:09.620 i think

00:02:10.560 at the very least it's gonna need glasses

00:02:15.560 they still have prostitutes that work the streets

00:02:17.920 do they yeah

00:02:20.360 not here

00:02:21.520 they don't have to anymore right

00:02:22.180 where's there some good

00:02:23.000 where are street walkers still in america can you pull that up please

00:02:26.360 because i've been looking

00:02:27.420 i've told my friends before i don't get laid much

00:02:29.820 uh

00:02:30.420 that's just a fact about me

00:02:32.340 but um

00:02:33.340 i told my friends just surprise me with a hooker one day

00:02:36.000 and don't tell me it's a hooker

00:02:37.560 a male hooker

00:02:38.140 a male hooker

00:02:38.780 they exist i'm not sure

00:02:40.280 i think that they yeah definitely

00:02:42.100 i mean there's like italian guys

00:02:44.060 if that's what you're talking about

00:02:45.100 um but

00:02:46.880 you know some women

00:02:48.800 they say oh it's so easy for a woman to get laid

00:02:52.080 they can have whoever they want

00:02:53.180 that's not true

00:02:54.100 there are some of us that are from a really hard time

00:02:57.160 really i know a lot

00:02:58.700 i feel like i could name at least five or six guys

00:03:01.120 that would definitely make love to you

00:03:02.360 that i know firsthand

00:03:03.460 oh wow

00:03:04.100 and i've seen in the past two weeks

00:03:05.620 you know

00:03:06.900 wow and you've got some cool pals

00:03:09.520 i mean

00:03:10.660 or just you know like

00:03:12.020 i i mean because

00:03:13.080 yeah i don't even

00:03:13.700 yeah but it's like

00:03:14.400 what am i even talking about

00:03:15.620 is that a crazy thing to say

00:03:16.780 no it's no

00:03:17.380 no it's great to hear

00:03:18.280 actually that just gave me a little bit of a boost

00:03:19.940 dude yeah

00:03:20.760 are you kidding me man

00:03:21.740 i know some people that would definitely

00:03:23.280 probably

00:03:24.300 knock you up even

00:03:26.340 hell yeah

00:03:27.440 you have a lot

00:03:28.640 you have a decent amount of children

00:03:29.780 yeah a lot

00:03:30.360 85

00:03:30.820 you have 85

00:03:31.880 is that your goal

00:03:32.660 yeah

00:03:33.220 yeah

00:03:34.060 but then also the people i've had kids with

00:03:38.040 we were all on one accord

00:03:39.400 what does that mean

00:03:40.740 i only dated women that were athletic

00:03:43.320 i'm not having kids just to just to have kids

00:03:46.720 oh

00:03:47.340 so do you have some strategy

00:03:48.500 yeah

00:03:48.900 there was strategy behind mine

00:03:50.000 i don't care about you being a bad bitch

00:03:51.420 i don't care about you being on ig with your ass out

00:03:53.520 i don't care that

00:03:54.400 and no bbls

00:03:55.060 all of that

00:03:55.420 i don't

00:03:55.680 i mean that's fine

00:03:56.500 whatever you need to do to to feel better about yourself

00:03:59.240 i'm fine with that

00:04:00.560 but i needed and only dated women that were athletic

00:04:03.480 wow

00:04:04.080 so my kids had a head start

00:04:05.860 on that foundation of athletic ability

00:04:08.460 and i only date women that already have kids

00:04:10.800 hmm

00:04:11.900 so you can get a

00:04:13.060 you can take that kid off to the sides

00:04:14.660 hey man

00:04:15.140 because i mean for me

00:04:16.720 dating a woman with no kids

00:04:18.720 they never have fucking food at home

00:04:20.500 yeah

00:04:21.580 they always want to go out to eat

00:04:23.700 yeah

00:04:24.900 oh yeah

00:04:26.020 you know what it's like

00:04:26.980 no thief i don't know if you experienced this

00:04:28.660 like you know what it's like to have sex

00:04:30.460 with someone that has kids

00:04:31.500 and wake up at 3

00:04:32.580 3.30 in the morning

00:04:33.320 get a fucking capri sun

00:04:34.340 hmm

00:04:35.320 that's good

00:04:36.780 oh

00:04:37.400 oh bro

00:04:38.080 that's fucking amazing

00:04:39.060 bro i'm making with half a mouthful of lunchable

00:04:41.200 i'll make love all night

00:04:42.220 yes

00:04:42.460 see that's what i'm talking about

00:04:43.800 that's who i am boy

00:04:45.320 i mean it's like losing your virginity

00:04:47.000 to

00:04:47.720 pamela anderson

00:04:49.680 well that's a bad

00:04:50.440 that's a dated

00:04:51.060 who's the new hot lady

00:04:52.400 um

00:04:53.480 who is it now

00:04:54.920 oprah

00:04:55.400 no

00:04:56.080 it's uh

00:04:56.920 rihanna

00:04:57.560 who do the kids like

00:04:58.800 oh

00:04:59.140 aww

00:04:59.980 sydney sweeney

00:05:00.920 that's a good one

00:05:01.840 look at the tits on dickless

00:05:03.800 god

00:05:04.820 oh wow

00:05:05.800 holy hachi machi

00:05:07.800 she seems like a beautiful young lady huh

00:05:09.580 very attractive

00:05:10.620 she just got uh

00:05:11.400 separated from her husband

00:05:12.480 oh hey

00:05:13.620 you're in

00:05:14.260 that's slurp lord

00:05:15.160 i thought about sending her a message

00:05:16.460 but i don't know what i would say

00:05:17.720 eh say nice yams bitch

00:05:19.780 oh yeah

00:05:20.720 that's true dude

00:05:21.740 i think she's

00:05:23.120 she wants that

00:05:23.820 no one talks to her like that anymore

00:05:25.380 so it'll probably turn her on

00:05:26.460 you think oh i'll definitely say something about that vegetation

00:05:30.000 she's got some crop circles

00:05:32.580 you want to hear some some wild data on homosexuality and hormones

00:05:36.660 okay so years ago when i was a graduate student at berkeley

00:05:38.900 i was part of a study

00:05:40.280 i wasn't the main author

00:05:41.040 that looked at finger length ratios

00:05:43.180 and homosexuality in men and women

00:05:46.380 and how much testosterone was in utero

00:05:49.600 now i don't want anyone to freak out

00:05:51.140 and just start staring at their fingers

00:05:52.400 but because it has to be measured correctly

00:05:55.300 all right all right so

00:05:56.360 so if you hold if you hold up your right hand

00:05:59.180 like i'm holding up my right hand

00:06:00.380 my ring finger here

00:06:02.360 is a little bit longer than my pointer finger

00:06:05.420 okay which one's ring finger

00:06:06.920 yeah so uh

00:06:08.620 turn but turn it the other way around for me

00:06:10.400 yeah okay so your ring finger is a little bit longer

00:06:13.040 than your pointer finger

00:06:14.080 yeah okay that is the typical heterosexual male pattern

00:06:18.240 okay now people are gonna be like this is bullshit

00:06:20.120 listen this has been replicated more than five times in humans

00:06:23.140 okay if you look at gay men men that identify as gay

00:06:27.020 they're they're very few men that identify as bisexual actually

00:06:30.520 but if you look gay gay men

00:06:31.980 that difference is much more pronounced

00:06:34.800 much bigger they have a hyper male pattern

00:06:37.660 now it can't be due to behavior right

00:06:41.940 you could say well they're having sex with a lot more people

00:06:44.060 sex increases testosterone

00:06:45.340 no it's directly related to how much testosterone

00:06:48.440 you were exposed to in utero when you were in your mommy's belly

00:06:52.200 now

00:06:53.480 can you get exposed to testosterone in your mom's belly

00:06:55.820 if someone ejaculates into the mom

00:06:57.440 uh that hasn't been looked at

00:06:59.420 but um i don't think so

00:07:01.300 there's a lot to talk about here

00:07:02.700 so yeah you can put that hand down

00:07:04.180 so ever since

00:07:05.540 like how people call me a lesbian

00:07:07.180 or whatever

00:07:08.880 because of your looks or whatever

00:07:10.140 yes because of my looks

00:07:11.140 sometimes too

00:07:11.660 some lady the other day said

00:07:12.840 is that a wig on your head

00:07:14.220 but the doctor made an assumption at birth

00:07:17.400 because i had one kidney

00:07:19.720 and the way my face looked

00:07:21.800 and assumed and told my parents that i would

00:07:23.800 like there was a high percentage chance

00:07:25.740 that i was down syndrome

00:07:26.840 yeah

00:07:28.080 what do you mean yeah

00:07:29.640 dude i'll tell you this

00:07:30.540 i heard that frederick douglas

00:07:32.240 um

00:07:33.100 i heard frederick douglas was gay

00:07:36.100 and i'll tell you

00:07:38.360 i swear

00:07:38.840 who told you that

00:07:39.740 i've heard it from almost

00:07:40.700 probably almost 15

00:07:41.940 not 15 people

00:07:42.660 i've heard it from 4 people

00:07:43.660 where do you go to find

00:07:44.880 uh the people who tell you

00:07:46.140 that frederick douglas is gay

00:07:47.280 look i'll tell you this

00:07:48.540 you must hang out

00:07:49.300 more interesting places

00:07:50.080 it wasn't white people

00:07:51.100 that told me

00:07:51.660 really

00:07:51.960 so okay

00:07:52.620 out of the gate

00:07:53.220 i'm giving a little bit

00:07:54.200 more credibility

00:07:54.600 and that's why he wanted

00:07:55.740 to free all those men

00:07:56.580 because he was having

00:07:57.280 trouble meeting anybody

00:07:58.440 is that right

00:08:00.060 because everybody was at work

00:08:01.740 that's you know

00:08:02.340 i'm gonna talk

00:08:03.120 i'm gonna talk

00:08:03.860 jd vance congratulations dude

00:08:07.560 you stand there like this

00:08:08.920 but you still flex

00:08:10.020 right

00:08:10.480 you keep the stomach in

00:08:11.560 and you keep the abs flex

00:08:13.240 and the calves flex

00:08:14.400 and the piceps

00:08:15.060 and the tricep flex

00:08:15.840 so that was the idea

00:08:17.240 and i was always having

00:08:18.140 great joy with that

00:08:19.100 but then you wait

00:08:20.020 for the for the individual posing

00:08:22.320 so then you come out

00:08:23.980 one after the next

00:08:24.880 you do a three minute

00:08:26.100 posing routine

00:08:27.080 and what's the tricks there

00:08:28.380 is there any trick of the trade

00:08:29.440 a last minute thing you used

00:08:31.120 you would like pinch your

00:08:32.460 pinch your tits

00:08:33.840 or just rub some just

00:08:34.840 like molasses

00:08:36.420 into your lint

00:08:37.060 like was there

00:08:37.460 what was like a last minute

00:08:38.860 thing people would do

00:08:39.740 put ice under your arms

00:08:41.040 or something

00:08:41.520 no i think the key thing

00:08:43.460 is just that you

00:08:44.340 when you go there

00:08:45.220 that you're so ready

00:08:46.440 that you don't shake

00:08:49.560 you know how many bodybuilders

00:08:51.860 i'm sure you've seen it

00:08:53.240 they hit a shot

00:08:54.300 and then they

00:08:54.820 after after a few seconds

00:08:57.340 they start shaking

00:08:58.020 oh so that's bad

00:08:58.820 well for that level

00:09:00.520 i mean it's natural

00:09:01.440 when you have a mr

00:09:02.120 venice beach competition

00:09:03.400 yeah

00:09:03.760 mr muscle beach

00:09:04.580 mr montgomery alabama

00:09:05.960 yeah

00:09:06.280 you know so that's

00:09:07.460 that's what it is

00:09:08.560 so it's all about

00:09:09.640 uh the seven p's

00:09:11.800 you know the seven p's

00:09:14.300 proper prior planning

00:09:16.580 prevents pissed

00:09:18.340 poor performance

00:09:19.720 right and the marines

00:09:21.360 they have that

00:09:22.540 proper prior planning

00:09:23.780 prevents piss poor performance

00:09:25.580 exactly

00:09:26.040 so that's what it's about

00:09:27.540 it's the same there

00:09:28.620 you come prepared

00:09:30.000 you know that's always

00:09:31.720 a war of temptation

00:09:32.740 in your mind

00:09:33.400 there's always going to be

00:09:34.400 that there

00:09:35.000 there's always going to be

00:09:36.900 smelling zones

00:09:38.780 oh i'll hit it

00:09:39.820 oh my god

00:09:41.300 this is so strong

00:09:41.860 bro i can already

00:09:42.680 oh

00:09:44.280 feel a little of that

00:09:45.960 god

00:09:46.940 let me ride

00:09:48.600 you know what the difference is jv

00:09:49.660 let me ride that little bitch

00:09:50.660 you know what the difference is

00:09:51.400 this one

00:09:52.460 i kept this on it

00:09:53.620 oh

00:09:54.340 i didn't even realize

00:09:55.480 i was doing it

00:09:56.160 but i kept that on it

00:09:57.460 and then it was sealed

00:09:58.240 i'll lay on my back

00:09:59.300 and 69

00:10:00.160 this thing brother

00:10:01.020 it's already going to be strong

00:10:02.780 joe quiet

00:10:03.320 don't look at me when i do it

00:10:04.580 hit it

00:10:04.980 hit it

00:10:05.600 i didn't get enough

00:10:08.900 you didn't get enough

00:10:09.740 nope hold on

00:10:10.360 you didn't inhale

00:10:11.580 you got scared

00:10:12.180 you missed

00:10:13.120 you're right

00:10:13.460 oh my god

00:10:15.320 oh my god

00:10:16.600 no

00:10:17.360 no

00:10:18.400 you don't do that

00:10:19.600 you don't do that

00:10:20.880 what you just did

00:10:22.680 scared everywhere

00:10:23.440 take a break

00:10:23.680 take a break

00:10:24.220 i'm sweating

00:10:25.100 i'm sweating too

00:10:26.420 because of that

00:10:26.860 sorry

00:10:27.100 how are you

00:10:27.620 are you okay

00:10:28.060 bro

00:10:29.440 you just

00:10:30.040 changed timelines

00:10:31.320 because of you

00:10:33.760 justin trudeau resigned

00:10:34.920 first i want to talk a little bit more about race and race baiting

00:10:39.440 okay

00:10:39.920 cross racial behaviors right here

00:10:41.900 uh this is a clip that

00:10:43.600 of a white male

00:10:45.080 let's see

00:10:45.860 um

00:10:46.340 that drewski put together

00:10:47.580 okay

00:10:48.000 here's the love

00:10:56.060 here's the honor

00:10:57.120 if you can't come in her

00:10:58.560 come on

00:10:59.340 i think this is a jason kelsey impersonation also

00:11:08.760 look at this

00:11:12.000 cedar point

00:11:26.040 what is this shit dude

00:11:43.280 do you think right that kind of racism happens that much really or this is more like in movies type shit

00:11:48.860 it's in i mean look dude i live in new york so i don't know what it's like in the south but

00:11:53.440 i know racism exists

00:11:55.500 i also know that it's kept alive by the media and the internet and all that stuff because

00:12:01.540 there's so many people that make so much profit off it that you're like but i mean i think that's fine

00:12:06.560 i mean drewski doing that is just like a good bit but i should be able to then fully dress black

00:12:11.640 now my question is there was said that there was a prize where whoever won it got to say the n-word one time is that true or not

00:12:18.040 i heard that

00:12:18.640 yes

00:12:19.140 okay

00:12:19.560 i feel like everybody in their life have said the n-word the word you said it rapping the song

00:12:24.720 it's a part of bro everyone said it and kids even tom brady one time told me man my son was asking me about it

00:12:30.520 because it's the curious thing is like you put power on the word like don't say that because

00:12:35.420 but words could mean whatever you want them to mean it's it's all about how you take it

00:12:40.380 interpreting within yourself

00:12:41.720 oh yeah

00:12:42.380 if you say i'm your favorite nigga it's like yeah i'm your favorite black guy

00:12:46.040 you know what i'm saying

00:12:47.540 if i say you my nigga that mean like you're my god like you're my brother

00:12:50.600 oh i feel if somebody says it to if a black fella says that to me i feel pretty good for that

00:12:54.140 you're like you're my nigga

00:12:54.980 like i fuck with you like we genuinely have a bond that i care about you

00:12:58.860 i feel like okay

00:12:59.760 you know what i'm saying

00:13:00.380 let's do it

00:13:01.040 i'm gonna buy some fucking j's you know

00:13:03.600 i'm fucking ready to do this

00:13:04.800 but now

00:13:06.300 is there

00:13:07.200 why don't black people lease the n-word out to be said like at a certain event or something

00:13:12.060 i think there could be a lot of money in that

00:13:13.780 is that crazy to say that

00:13:15.280 i feel like just how you use it you know sometimes

00:13:17.760 oh i agree i don't mean using a derogatory way but say like tonight they had

00:13:21.900 like angelina jolie was paying 50 bands to say it right on you on a on a live stream

00:13:27.200 that'd be cool

00:13:27.760 and you sold

00:13:28.160 because you would want to see how she said it

00:13:30.040 so that's the thing

00:13:30.600 and this is saying like she has slaves or she said it

00:13:33.560 right right

00:13:33.900 because i might be fucking a white girl but like yo call me a nigga

00:13:36.880 oh damn who are these people

00:13:39.000 you don't like that

00:13:40.040 huh i have no idea if i like it or not

00:13:42.440 but i just think like it's like

00:13:44.620 it's prerogative

00:13:45.960 okay

00:13:46.580 you know what i mean

00:13:47.720 it's like exciting

00:13:48.760 it's just like i'll it's fucking

00:13:50.540 and will they do it sometimes

00:13:51.700 yeah

00:13:52.180 no way

00:13:53.260 why wouldn't they i'll smack them on the ass

00:13:55.380 oh damn i don't know

00:13:56.680 i don't know

00:13:57.100 oh i didn't know they're doing all that

00:13:59.280 so i guess if somebody's fucking you you can say it

00:14:01.980 that's crazy

00:14:02.840 you drink coffee man or no

00:14:04.200 nah

00:14:05.560 really

00:14:08.420 yeah

00:14:09.420 i mean you've had it

00:14:11.420 i have

00:14:12.340 um

00:14:13.060 sometimes on vacation i'll drink it recreationally

00:14:16.680 it's like every once in a while

00:14:17.900 just like a yeah

00:14:20.040 it's like a

00:14:20.720 like a celebration

00:14:21.720 yeah

00:14:22.040 yeah no

00:14:24.400 i i just like hate anything that

00:14:26.720 messes with

00:14:27.800 like i don't i don't like any kind of chemicals or anything like that

00:14:30.360 people a lot of times like there's guys who are like kind of

00:14:32.860 you know elon musk is probably like a socially awkward guy

00:14:36.200 and i would say that i mean i think it's

00:14:38.040 yeah

00:14:39.340 we all are

00:14:40.800 right we all are right

00:14:41.880 i think we all are

00:14:42.940 yeah

00:14:43.200 and it's interesting that there's like probably people

00:14:45.380 have i mean have you ever felt socially awkward over your years

00:14:48.200 no i'm i'm i'm really smooth

00:14:50.840 no no no obviously

00:14:52.860 yes

00:14:53.640 yeah i'm like the most awkward person

00:14:55.180 people have been calling me a robot online for

00:14:57.480 20 years

00:14:58.640 it does wonders for my confidence

00:15:00.980 no your confidence

00:15:02.980 cannot be impaled i don't think

00:15:04.900 that's one thing you have that's probably a sheer north star inside of you

00:15:08.260 it's got to be

00:15:08.740 well i guess

00:15:09.700 you might have become bulletproof

00:15:11.380 i think there's times where yeah you seem like a guy who probably like

00:15:14.360 like watched a video of how to be a guy on youtube or something you know

00:15:18.720 but i think

00:15:19.300 we all we all go through like

00:15:21.520 we're all like awkward in different ways

00:15:23.500 you know you put you in certain environments you're not at all

00:15:25.700 i but i think it's interesting that there's

00:15:28.000 i haven't found those environments yet

00:15:29.500 but maybe you know it's

00:15:30.660 dude even being here today bro is

00:15:33.400 it's nice of you what's like one of your fears like what's a fear

00:15:36.540 you have of ai like if you have like a fearful space that it could go like

00:15:42.040 i know you mentioned a little bit

00:15:43.720 this morning i was testing our new model

00:15:46.500 and i got a question i got emailed a question that i didn't quite understand

00:15:50.220 uh

00:15:51.520 and i put it in the model

00:15:53.420 this gpt5 and it answered it perfectly

00:15:56.300 and i really kind of sat back in my chair

00:16:00.260 and i was just like oh man here it is moment

00:16:03.580 there's a lot of people that talk to chat gpt all day long

00:16:06.120 there are these sort of new ai companions

00:16:07.900 that people talk to like they would

00:16:09.300 a girlfriend or a boyfriend

00:16:10.700 and we were talking earlier about how

00:16:14.460 it's probably not been good for kids to like

00:16:16.320 grow up like

00:16:18.020 on the dopamine hit of scrolling

00:16:19.640 you know yeah for sure or whatever

00:16:21.500 yeah do you think that that how do you keep like um

00:16:24.020 ai from having that same effect

00:16:26.620 like that negative effect that social media really has had

00:16:29.160 i i'm scared of that

00:16:30.520 i don't i don't have an answer yet

00:16:32.240 uh

00:16:32.840 i don't think we know quite the ways in which it's

00:16:35.260 going to have those negative impacts

00:16:37.060 uh

00:16:38.060 but i feel for sure it's going to have some

00:16:40.240 and we'll have to

00:16:40.880 i hope we can learn to mitigate it

00:16:42.520 quickly

00:16:43.000 um

00:16:44.640 can ai's can they pull up pornography and stuff like that too or no

00:16:48.200 sure

00:16:48.460 oh my god

00:16:49.720 god i didn't know that

00:16:52.160 you know i brought you a present today

00:16:55.040 did you really

00:16:55.700 yeah

00:16:56.200 i always like to share

00:16:58.660 new products that i find useful in my life

00:17:00.860 and this is a dick laser

00:17:02.260 oh damn

00:17:03.800 what it is is it's like a laser pointer

00:17:05.760 that uh

00:17:07.620 is a dick

00:17:08.420 that projects dicks

00:17:09.980 oh really

00:17:11.600 yeah so if anyone's running their mouth too much

00:17:14.100 in here

00:17:14.820 look at your shoe

00:17:16.240 look what i put on your shoe right there

00:17:17.580 whoa that's cool

00:17:18.660 that's pure cock huh

00:17:21.800 it's pure cock

00:17:22.580 there's uh

00:17:23.380 some variable settings on there too i think

00:17:25.460 where you can kind of uh

00:17:26.660 change what nasty stuff you put

00:17:28.740 that's the

00:17:29.720 that's the pg end right there

00:17:31.300 that's just your light

00:17:32.080 the other end

00:17:32.760 is where you get the dick

00:17:34.200 right there

00:17:34.760 oh

00:17:35.360 so this is where you find a suspect like that

00:17:39.080 yeah and then the other one's where you embarrass him

00:17:40.900 wow dude thank you bro

00:17:42.800 yeah you're welcome

00:17:43.540 i think you could use that

00:17:44.500 anytime anyone's talking too much in here

00:17:46.120 you just throw one of those across their forehead

00:17:48.000 and it'll shut them up fast

00:17:49.120 oh you know who i saw yesterday speaking to social media

00:17:51.120 the rizzler

00:17:51.800 you ever seen this kid

00:17:52.660 oh i've seen the rizzler

00:17:53.580 yeah

00:17:53.780 dude i met him in person

00:17:55.100 yes

00:17:55.900 i'm having dinner right

00:17:58.240 i was having dinner

00:17:59.220 i look over

00:18:00.160 and

00:18:01.360 and it's a kid

00:18:02.560 and you don't want to look for too long

00:18:03.880 because it's like

00:18:04.460 it's just not something you do

00:18:06.160 and look at him

00:18:06.820 look at him dude

00:18:07.460 oh and you got a pic with him too

00:18:08.880 i love it

00:18:09.400 bro i was so excited

00:18:10.940 and i don't know

00:18:11.460 but it's kind of weird

00:18:12.280 because you don't want to be like

00:18:13.180 i'm talking to a kid or whatever

00:18:14.860 and then

00:18:16.200 but definitely

00:18:17.240 dude i'll say this

00:18:18.120 wait

00:18:18.360 where were you guys at

00:18:19.220 is that craig's

00:18:20.280 i went to craig's dinner

00:18:21.080 the rizzlers just hanging out at craig's

00:18:22.600 it blew my mind

00:18:23.760 there was like some guy in there

00:18:25.460 who like

00:18:25.820 had like

00:18:26.700 overdosed on age

00:18:28.200 or something

00:18:28.500 like some super old guy

00:18:29.880 who's like

00:18:30.120 i'm a producer

00:18:31.020 you know

00:18:31.600 he's like

00:18:32.320 i produced uh

00:18:33.400 the mayflower

00:18:34.340 or whatever

00:18:34.640 i was like

00:18:34.900 that was a fucking boat

00:18:36.000 that was a boat in the 1800s

00:18:37.180 but um

00:18:38.040 but yeah anyway

00:18:38.960 this was like

00:18:39.580 this is the coolest thing

00:18:40.340 that ever happened

00:18:41.000 so i was so excited

00:18:42.300 and not to snitch on him

00:18:43.600 or whatever

00:18:43.820 first of all

00:18:44.220 he had two pepsis

00:18:45.220 or whatever

00:18:45.500 past 8 p.m

00:18:46.460 which i think he is

00:18:47.380 yeah that's late

00:18:47.900 he's gonna

00:18:49.120 the bedtime stories won't work

00:18:50.660 anymore

00:18:51.100 they'll be up all night

00:18:52.220 yep

00:18:52.920 yeah that's a little late

00:18:54.240 and some people

00:18:56.000 some people say

00:18:56.740 his grades have been suffering

00:18:57.760 and i'm like

00:18:58.140 well

00:18:58.400 i think he's evolved past grades

00:19:01.020 right

00:19:01.260 he's never gonna have to learn anything

00:19:02.600 he's just gonna be able to do

00:19:03.820 whatever he wants in this world

00:19:04.820 i think

00:19:05.160 yeah

00:19:05.520 yeah that's true

00:19:06.620 it's a lot

00:19:08.000 um

00:19:09.220 you got the fourth grade

00:19:10.460 coming up huh

00:19:11.280 mhm

00:19:11.680 is that true

00:19:12.220 yeah

00:19:12.600 okay

00:19:13.180 how are you feeling about it

00:19:16.160 good

00:19:16.800 i want to blow out that camera

00:19:19.900 so bad

00:19:20.780 you do

00:19:21.440 all right

00:19:23.940 how about this

00:19:24.340 you answer

00:19:24.640 answer this next question

00:19:25.740 i'll let you blow it out

00:19:26.580 okay

00:19:26.980 what's one of your biggest fears

00:19:29.540 about the fourth grade

00:19:30.480 coming up

00:19:30.920 something that you might

00:19:31.740 that's you know

00:19:32.380 got you maybe a little bit nervous

00:19:33.740 i don't know

00:19:35.380 i'm not very nervous

00:19:36.980 on that shit

00:19:37.800 really

00:19:38.320 yeah

00:19:39.180 all right deal

00:19:39.980 yes

00:19:41.480 yeah

00:19:47.280 gotta get on top of that bad boy

00:19:49.100 yeah

00:19:49.980 there we go

00:19:51.640 yeah

00:19:53.100 look at that smoke

00:19:53.960 yeah

00:19:54.280 oh yeah

00:19:54.860 tell me about it brother

00:19:56.120 hit something over here

00:19:58.180 i'm gonna call my sponsor brother

00:19:59.760 good yeah

00:20:00.800 that's what i'm talking about brother

00:20:02.760 god i'll freaking light up a whole freaking couple pounds of that

00:20:07.600 um

00:20:08.800 now it smells even better in here

00:20:10.400 it does doesn't i love that

00:20:11.800 mhm

00:20:12.300 it's like a birthday

00:20:12.940 it's like when you get a birthday cake and get to blow it out

00:20:15.000 yeah

00:20:15.600 that's the best man

00:20:16.840 what is in my pocket

00:20:18.140 there's gloves in my pocket

00:20:21.800 are there really

00:20:22.760 let me see them

00:20:25.320 are you a crim

00:20:25.900 what is these for crime or whatever

00:20:27.340 i guess so

00:20:28.540 you guess so

00:20:30.800 i don't know

00:20:32.300 oh yeah

00:20:34.800 i guess i'm a detective

00:20:36.000 ew oh yeah

00:20:38.480 i'm a detective now

00:20:39.880 let me check this for fingerprints

00:20:42.100 yeah i like that

00:20:45.520 blm homie this is dope

00:20:49.340 i like that

00:20:52.000 yeah

00:20:52.720 dude what if you do the dark res

00:20:55.880 fingerprint

00:20:57.220 nuh-uh

00:20:58.220 whose is that

00:21:00.480 an elf

00:21:02.220 i don't know

00:21:02.780 yeah

00:21:03.020 i'll be an elf

00:21:04.140 yeah

00:21:04.420 yeah probably just some local scoundrel

00:21:07.100 dude you ever do this in a glove

00:21:08.780 what's that like

00:21:09.620 ooh

00:21:10.220 that's really

00:21:14.040 it's a black tie affair huh

00:21:17.300 mhm

00:21:17.880 they smell pretty good

00:21:19.320 yeah

00:21:19.720 what's one of your favorite smells you think

00:21:21.560 sharpies

00:21:22.340 brother

00:21:24.060 let's light that candle again

00:21:27.000 uh

00:21:27.300 uh

00:21:27.900 do you think the bill belichick thing has adjusted the dating

00:21:31.140 the way that dating is look

00:21:32.560 because it's kind of a big

00:21:33.400 like he kind of opened the portal

00:21:35.080 like the portal's open

00:21:36.220 for

00:21:37.400 older men

00:21:38.980 yeah there's a

00:21:39.800 my parents have a big difference too

00:21:40.960 yeah totally

00:21:41.420 i mean this is

00:21:42.020 this is a huge difference

00:21:43.600 i don't know how many years difference is it

00:21:44.960 i also changed my

00:21:46.040 probably 50 years bro

00:21:47.520 no

00:21:48.160 raleigh mal

00:21:48.840 24 and 74 i believe

00:21:50.860 that's 50

00:21:52.260 no

00:21:52.980 bro that is 50 man

00:21:54.420 i just crunched the numbers

00:21:55.580 i don't know if those are the actual ages

00:21:56.620 but that is 50

00:21:57.820 what do you say to people who say that's 50 dude

00:22:00.260 but i

00:22:01.320 the only thing is

00:22:02.000 i change my opinions a lot

00:22:03.320 so this could be outdated

00:22:04.380 like i'll change my opinion on this tomorrow

00:22:05.840 dude all i'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women

00:22:09.680 this is the

00:22:10.520 i mean

00:22:10.960 the portal's open now

00:22:12.780 and

00:22:14.660 um

00:22:15.320 it's probably easier than ever to meet them

00:22:17.540 there's probably there's so many apps and stuff

00:22:19.380 where you can

00:22:20.660 and i don't

00:22:21.380 and girls

00:22:21.860 seem to be really attracted to

00:22:24.020 guys who have money

00:22:25.500 and guys who are successful

00:22:26.620 and they don't seem to care about looks

00:22:28.000 and it doesn't seem like they care about age as much

00:22:29.840 is that true

00:22:30.920 is that crazy

00:22:31.580 well people look younger than ever

00:22:33.320 kind of

00:22:33.620 how

00:22:33.980 what age difference are they

00:22:35.320 can you just fucking tell me a number

00:22:36.780 sorry riley

00:22:37.460 but damn

00:22:37.980 you fucking have a computer you're working with

00:22:41.620 never mind

00:22:45.820 no jesus christ

00:22:46.940 just stick to coming dude

00:22:50.040 stick to

00:22:50.500 stick to

00:22:51.560 my

00:22:54.180 on and off again girlfriend

00:22:56.180 she's only 25

00:22:57.640 she's in columbia

00:22:58.660 january 7th of this year

00:23:00.760 how um

00:23:02.060 she hit me with a pot of

00:23:03.500 fettuccine noodles that i was boiling

00:23:05.500 i'm frying some chicken parmesan

00:23:07.660 um

00:23:09.200 making fettuccine noodles

00:23:10.680 and making the vegetables

00:23:12.640 and um

00:23:13.300 and then when um

00:23:15.100 i was moving out of the kitchen

00:23:16.960 she began looking at the stuff on the stove

00:23:19.780 and i was hoping that she did not grab

00:23:22.500 the chicken parmesan

00:23:23.540 with the vegetable oil in it

00:23:25.040 and instead she grabbed the pot with my fettuccine

00:23:27.920 and i said to her

00:23:29.640 don't do it

00:23:30.320 if you do it

00:23:31.100 you're going to go to jail

00:23:31.940 and then

00:23:32.780 and then she picked it up

00:23:33.960 and as i turned to run

00:23:35.100 i felt it hit me

00:23:36.640 and when it hit me

00:23:38.160 i ran out of my door

00:23:39.360 and i was screaming

00:23:40.600 ah you really burnt me

00:23:41.980 and then my dog snowy

00:23:44.060 snowy started trying to um

00:23:46.740 attack her then

00:23:47.820 how did that feel

00:23:48.760 when that first hit you man

00:23:50.080 when that cheney hit you bro

00:23:51.600 what it is

00:23:52.200 it stung

00:23:52.880 it stung

00:23:54.960 something

00:23:56.400 fierce

00:23:57.760 i screamed

00:23:59.640 ah

00:24:00.340 this shit stings

00:24:01.900 and i ran out my door

00:24:03.500 and i said to her

00:24:04.420 you burnt me

00:24:05.160 um

00:24:06.440 there you are right now

00:24:08.140 and that's it

00:24:08.840 damn look at this shit here

00:24:10.300 you look like a model

00:24:11.200 in one of those like fashion shows

00:24:12.700 or something

00:24:13.180 and what my friend said to me was

00:24:15.200 this is like some bcbr g max's area bro

00:24:18.180 you look like a damn blackstronaut bro

00:24:20.480 they got you fucking looking like

00:24:22.260 you're going to space right there

00:24:24.260 i'll show you my wife's penis if you want

00:24:25.460 i mean she wouldn't care

00:24:26.060 you're ready

00:24:27.360 yeah she wouldn't care

00:24:28.660 oh dude

00:24:29.300 maybe just do a drawing of it for me

00:24:31.280 okay all right

00:24:31.780 you think

00:24:32.140 all right just show it

00:24:33.000 i'll kind of go like this a little

00:24:34.040 all right

00:24:34.560 um

00:24:35.420 i won't show it on camera

00:24:36.500 just because

00:24:37.020 no no just show it to me

00:24:37.580 i don't want to see all of it at once

00:24:38.700 oh yeah yeah yeah

00:24:39.480 she's

00:24:39.980 i can't show it all on camera

00:24:41.360 because she's a lady

00:24:41.980 she wouldn't care for that

00:24:43.140 no lady wants their penis shown

00:24:44.340 completely on camera

00:24:45.020 oh for sure

00:24:45.780 dude i don't even want to fucking look at it

00:24:47.260 oh i won't show it to you

00:24:48.080 if you don't want to look at it

00:24:48.640 i'm okay i like

00:24:49.740 um

00:24:51.280 let me see here

00:24:52.760 hold on

00:24:53.680 you can i won't just

00:24:55.340 i won't just hit you with it

00:24:56.400 yeah it's no surprise

00:24:57.320 you don't be like

00:24:57.960 let me find an acceptable photo

00:25:00.400 that she would be uh

00:25:02.260 that she would be proud of

00:25:04.040 okay

00:25:04.480 uh no no she wouldn't like that

00:25:05.900 that's a video

00:25:06.580 um

00:25:07.700 i'll find one for you

00:25:08.920 yeah take your time

00:25:09.860 i'm gonna think about something else

00:25:11.520 for just a minute

00:25:12.120 all right you want to see

00:25:13.240 yeah hold on

00:25:14.180 okay

00:25:14.500 yeah

00:25:14.980 whoa brother

00:25:17.020 what the

00:25:18.060 oh my god

00:25:21.600 jim

00:25:22.180 your wife has that

00:25:24.040 that's my lady

00:25:25.020 that's my best gal

00:25:26.920 wow

00:25:29.700 that is a

00:25:32.400 that is a tall pussy

00:25:34.960 she's a tall lady

00:25:35.760 she's a tall lady

00:25:38.220 oh that thing's in 4-H

00:25:39.740 huh

00:25:40.040 yeah

00:25:40.500 oh you gotta spray some roundup on that

00:25:43.140 because back then

00:25:44.280 in the uk

00:25:44.860 nobody was doing youtube

00:25:46.580 you know

00:25:47.080 it was just a weird thing

00:25:49.300 for someone to do

00:25:50.060 oh yeah

00:25:50.080 for a stand-up to do

00:25:51.260 people

00:25:52.060 other stand-ups would be like

00:25:53.320 oh yeah

00:25:53.620 he's just a youtuber

00:25:54.760 you know

00:25:55.180 that kind of

00:25:55.720 yeah remember that

00:25:56.120 slur right

00:25:56.920 yeah youtuber

00:25:58.380 yeah youtuber

00:25:59.480 ugh

00:25:59.900 but

00:26:00.500 no hard r on it

00:26:01.740 youtuber

00:26:02.820 yeah that's crazy dude

00:26:04.300 youtuber please

00:26:05.280 yeah dude

00:26:08.940 oh have you heard that song

00:26:10.440 youtubers can be gay too

00:26:13.260 yeah

00:26:13.700 have you heard it

00:26:14.440 no

00:26:14.800 i'll watch it right

00:26:15.360 you gotta hear this song

00:26:16.080 it's great

00:26:16.480 it's just like a

00:26:17.120 it's a summer bop

00:26:18.380 that's really taking over

00:26:19.460 and then we'll get back to this

00:26:21.320 hell yeah

00:26:33.820 what a banger

00:26:35.760 this is that banger bro

00:26:37.900 we gotta remix this shit

00:26:39.160 for the summer dude

00:26:40.000 yeah

00:26:40.540 gay too

00:26:42.260 very hard to sing along

00:26:43.300 that's in your car

00:26:45.260 you can say this in your car

00:26:46.380 yeah

00:26:46.760 yeah

00:26:46.940 yeah you just say this to your friend

00:26:49.120 he's not wrong though

00:26:52.780 they can't be gay

00:26:54.120 he's definitely

00:26:55.300 i support this guy

00:26:57.260 yeah

00:26:57.760 hey this guy has a vote for me bro

00:27:00.720 it needs to be said

00:27:01.860 yeah

00:27:02.360 there's too much toxic masculinity

00:27:04.180 in that

00:27:05.020 and n-word community sometimes

00:27:06.820 yeah

00:27:07.240 you gotta let the air out the tire

00:27:08.880 a little

00:27:09.220 you know

00:27:09.780 that's what i'm saying boy

00:27:12.060 sometimes the best seasoning

00:27:13.660 is a little bit of zest

00:27:15.460 yeah

00:27:16.000 you know

00:27:16.680 yeah

00:27:17.360 gingers traveling in packs

00:27:18.320 is a dangerous dangerous thing

00:27:19.960 you know

00:27:20.320 we don't really see each other like that

00:27:21.940 you know like we don't

00:27:23.560 when i see another redhead

00:27:24.500 there was a redheaded girl

00:27:25.600 yesterday working this event

00:27:26.900 that we were at

00:27:27.440 and she was like

00:27:27.820 my brother

00:27:28.340 and i said

00:27:28.860 let's take it easy

00:27:30.180 because i don't know

00:27:31.180 if you're an enemy or a friend yet

00:27:32.240 you know

00:27:32.860 a regular person i meet on the street

00:27:33.980 hey how you doing

00:27:34.520 another redhead

00:27:35.520 i go

00:27:35.880 i'd like to see the resume first

00:27:38.520 yeah

00:27:38.820 before i let you into my space

00:27:40.200 because i don't know

00:27:41.000 what kind of ginger they are

00:27:41.820 there's different levels

00:27:42.540 really is there really

00:27:43.460 oh big time

00:27:44.060 it's almost like black people

00:27:45.220 in that albino guy or whatever

00:27:46.500 you know that guy i'm talking about

00:27:48.340 yeah

00:27:48.560 that undercover black guy

00:27:49.960 bring that guy up

00:27:50.840 yeah

00:27:51.100 that's got to be

00:27:52.120 there's got to be a vetting process

00:27:53.260 you know

00:27:53.900 like can the albino black guy

00:27:55.600 does he say the n-word

00:27:56.540 bring up a couple albiggas

00:27:58.300 is that a term or not

00:28:00.760 it is now dude

00:28:01.720 can we say that or not

00:28:03.780 look at that

00:28:04.180 black albino guy with red hair

00:28:05.420 oh that's what the fuck is

00:28:07.080 oh

00:28:07.480 bro that is the future dude

00:28:11.020 bro take my money bro

00:28:13.060 whatever he's selling

00:28:14.220 and i don't know if that's

00:28:15.120 more me or more

00:28:16.160 if he's more red

00:28:17.660 or more black

00:28:18.320 i don't know what group

00:28:19.060 he'd go with

00:28:19.540 i mean he's invited

00:28:20.120 to the cookout

00:28:21.320 and has to have ring sunscreen

00:28:22.500 which is wild

00:28:23.400 dude that's fucking

00:28:24.840 sunlight jackson homie

00:28:26.820 are you kidding me

00:28:28.400 dude are we gonna get in trouble

00:28:30.180 for saying albiggas

00:28:31.120 i feel like

00:28:31.560 i don't know bro

00:28:32.400 i don't know

00:28:33.120 i'm gonna have a little sip of celsius

00:28:34.220 because i need to pick me up

00:28:35.100 yeah

00:28:35.500 have you ever had this before

00:28:36.620 no not this no

00:28:37.900 is it is it good

00:28:38.860 yeah

00:28:40.140 yeah

00:28:40.920 it's grape

00:28:41.720 i thought it's grape

00:28:43.040 so it's like really good

00:28:44.240 i'm gonna have to try this stuff

00:28:45.560 can you have a little bit

00:28:46.440 yeah

00:28:46.980 no alcohol

00:28:47.820 no alcohol

00:28:48.500 okay

00:28:48.880 so what does it have it in

00:28:50.380 it's like water

00:28:51.080 mmm

00:28:52.640 ooh mine's cherry cola flavored

00:28:54.380 it's like

00:28:55.100 spicy stuff

00:28:57.060 it's like a little bit of add

00:28:58.500 kinda

00:28:58.980 oh dude

00:28:59.840 this stuff actually tastes like

00:29:01.820 like the grapes

00:29:03.300 that you squeeze out of the

00:29:04.400 like

00:29:05.140 not the grapes that you eat

00:29:06.340 from the store

00:29:06.880 but like the amish grapes

00:29:07.940 that you can buy

00:29:08.720 like the ones that you squeeze out of the

00:29:10.400 what do you call that

00:29:12.440 the skin

00:29:13.260 have you ever had those grapes

00:29:14.560 where you just squeeze them out

00:29:15.420 and you swallow them

00:29:16.120 uh uh

00:29:16.540 yeah it tastes just like this

00:29:18.080 really

00:29:18.580 yeah

00:29:19.280 let's get a look at those amish purple grapes

00:29:21.240 yeah they're

00:29:23.280 they're uh

00:29:24.080 they're

00:29:24.420 yeah that's how they look

00:29:25.620 and those

00:29:26.660 you know how the stores

00:29:27.720 like they have no seeds in them

00:29:28.900 like these have like a seed in them

00:29:30.320 you just

00:29:30.660 squeeze them out

00:29:31.760 and then you swallow them

00:29:33.140 because if you try to eat them

00:29:34.380 like chew on them

00:29:35.380 like um

00:29:36.260 like you just bite into the seed and stuff

00:29:38.540 oh you just squeeze them out

00:29:39.860 this actually tastes exactly like that

00:29:42.440 so it must be very natural

00:29:43.640 yes sir

00:29:45.000 it's the best man

00:29:46.360 that'll definitely

00:29:47.460 it's very good

00:29:47.720 oh

00:29:48.160 that'll get you home brother

00:29:50.160 that'll get you home

00:29:51.040 yeah

00:29:51.420 so

00:29:51.920 I saw that

00:29:53.660 does this have caffeine in it

00:29:54.980 yeah it has a little bit of caffeine

00:29:55.980 so I'll be like moving around

00:29:57.560 yeah you'll be feeling something

00:29:59.380 yeah

00:29:59.860 um

00:30:00.220 dude that was

00:30:00.920 the best

00:30:01.580 I don't know

00:30:02.040 I don't know if you were recording

00:30:03.800 but I mentioned before

00:30:04.620 that

00:30:04.960 that dude

00:30:05.800 was awesome

00:30:06.680 and you said you were

00:30:08.060 in contact with him

00:30:09.380 yeah

00:30:09.560 and my question was

00:30:10.640 how

00:30:11.140 dude we gotta send you over there

00:30:15.580 to see that guy

00:30:16.320 I would love to hang with that dude

00:30:18.220 some things I take for granted

00:30:19.700 oh yeah

00:30:20.440 when he was just like stoked

00:30:21.980 to like

00:30:22.400 getting a Corvette

00:30:23.760 with like two chicks

00:30:25.080 and he was like

00:30:25.640 that was like

00:30:26.440 my whole life

00:30:27.340 and I'm like

00:30:27.900 aww

00:30:29.360 it was pretty fast too

00:30:30.440 yeah

00:30:31.020 press the pedal

00:30:31.960 yeah

00:30:32.540 so

00:30:33.100 it made me super reflective

00:30:35.060 like

00:30:35.560 and like

00:30:36.280 one I thought he was adorable

00:30:38.020 yeah he's a nice kid

00:30:39.140 yeah nice and like

00:30:40.320 very honest and earnest

00:30:42.260 but I also was just like

00:30:43.400 man I gotta stop

00:30:44.320 like

00:30:44.960 taking shit

00:30:46.200 like that for granted

00:30:47.300 I mean I filmed episodes

00:30:48.880 we did an episode

00:30:49.720 about assassins

00:30:50.660 that was just a couple of miles

00:30:52.160 from my home in LA

00:30:53.260 and I interviewed

00:30:54.360 an assassin

00:30:55.280 a guy who's paid to kill

00:30:57.280 just a couple of miles

00:30:58.960 in LA

00:31:00.220 an undisclosed location

00:31:01.820 but in LA

00:31:02.520 not far from my house

00:31:03.660 it's insane

00:31:04.420 and so we met

00:31:05.300 and so we get there

00:31:06.220 he's on

00:31:07.160 it's at night

00:31:08.100 undisclosed place

00:31:09.400 but very close to my home

00:31:10.500 and he's waiting

00:31:11.560 outside the car

00:31:12.240 and the moment I get there

00:31:14.140 you could see

00:31:14.660 he's like jittery

00:31:15.500 and nervous

00:31:15.960 and not happy

00:31:16.820 and he was there

00:31:17.820 because his friend

00:31:18.460 asked for this favor

00:31:19.340 and in his case

00:31:21.460 sometimes it's easier

00:31:22.400 for me to sort of

00:31:23.260 have that human connection

00:31:24.260 and try to talk about

00:31:25.580 how I want to understand

00:31:26.420 what they do

00:31:26.800 his case he was just not

00:31:28.140 he was like okay

00:31:28.820 here are the ground rules

00:31:30.140 and he said immediately

00:31:30.820 see this

00:31:31.400 first thing he pulled out his gun

00:31:32.840 he said showed me his gun

00:31:33.660 he's like if this is a fucking setup

00:31:34.920 if the police shows up

00:31:36.360 I'm gonna point this

00:31:37.040 I'm gonna shoot you all of you

00:31:38.200 you and your team

00:31:38.940 you're all dead

00:31:39.520 it's like okay

00:31:40.460 and so the rest of the interview

00:31:42.520 was me being super afraid

00:31:44.040 that what if police shows up

00:31:45.320 not because I'm there

00:31:46.140 but what if they just

00:31:47.160 what if a car just drives by

00:31:48.740 and he's gonna think it's because

00:31:50.000 what if some chubby cop's

00:31:50.720 hiding from his shift

00:31:51.680 over here

00:31:52.060 right off the edge

00:31:52.620 of his DSW shoes

00:31:53.860 or something

00:31:54.140 exactly

00:31:55.140 so I was

00:31:55.760 so scared

00:31:58.060 I was so scared

00:31:59.260 and I think it was

00:31:59.880 the shortest interview

00:32:00.680 we've ever done

00:32:01.200 I think it lasts like 15-20 minutes

00:32:02.620 but also because

00:32:03.640 you know

00:32:04.280 there's the initial questions

00:32:06.080 is what do you do

00:32:07.320 how often have you done it

00:32:08.380 why do you do it

00:32:09.320 how do you live with yourself

00:32:10.640 doing this kind of thing

00:32:11.460 I always

00:32:11.840 the accountability questions

00:32:12.900 I always ask them

00:32:13.720 but the part that he didn't like

00:32:15.440 it wasn't actually like

00:32:16.340 do you know that you're

00:32:17.320 doing harm to people

00:32:18.480 this is

00:32:18.820 what you're doing is horrible

00:32:20.060 like do you feel guilty about this

00:32:21.580 the questions he didn't actually like

00:32:23.060 was when I started asking him

00:32:24.220 he says I only kill men

00:32:25.360 no women and children

00:32:26.260 and I asked him

00:32:27.360 but do you have children

00:32:28.400 and basically

00:32:29.020 obviously I was trying to get

00:32:30.480 to the point that

00:32:31.440 even if

00:32:32.400 if the child isn't killed

00:32:34.040 their parent

00:32:34.560 their dad is killed

00:32:35.340 that's horrible

00:32:36.240 but he's already better

00:32:37.360 than Netanyahu now

00:32:38.440 he was like

00:32:38.800 don't ask me questions

00:32:39.880 about my children

00:32:40.640 don't

00:32:41.120 you're trying to get all

00:32:42.000 all soft on me

00:32:43.280 he got

00:32:43.660 he was like

00:32:44.060 his macho

00:32:44.940 persona was getting

00:32:46.940 you know

00:32:48.460 he didn't like that

00:32:50.200 he didn't like talking

00:32:52.000 about his children

00:32:52.460 no

00:32:52.720 because it probably made things

00:32:54.060 very personal for him

00:32:55.040 yeah

00:32:55.200 yeah I think

00:32:56.040 I think part of his persona

00:32:57.520 being a hitman

00:32:58.420 is that he

00:32:59.040 you know

00:32:59.600 you can't show emotion

00:33:00.560 right

00:33:01.000 that's what

00:33:01.840 and so I was threatening

00:33:02.980 to him in the sense

00:33:03.840 that I was trying

00:33:04.360 to get emotion out of him

00:33:05.460 and he was not okay with it

00:33:06.800 and he said

00:33:07.540 is this over

00:33:08.240 and yeah

00:33:09.220 and then we left

00:33:09.900 Theo

00:33:10.420 you're gonna be the primary

00:33:11.680 in this one okay

00:33:12.260 you got it

00:33:12.820 the subject's name is

00:33:14.320 Michael Brady

00:33:15.300 he goes by Mike

00:33:16.700 okay sir

00:33:17.640 hello

00:33:19.660 hey Mike

00:33:21.160 yeah who's this

00:33:22.640 oh this is Theo

00:33:23.740 actually

00:33:24.120 I'm the

00:33:25.100 I'm working

00:33:26.040 I'm here today man

00:33:27.460 just um

00:33:28.300 I really screwed up

00:33:29.660 didn't I man

00:33:30.140 I think it seems like

00:33:32.780 you've had a tough day

00:33:33.560 I have had a tough day

00:33:34.940 but I mean

00:33:35.280 I screwed up this time

00:33:38.260 didn't I

00:33:38.620 I think you're probably

00:33:40.560 gonna have to answer

00:33:41.020 some questions you know

00:33:41.920 but

00:33:42.200 I think everything's

00:33:45.480 gonna be okay man

00:33:46.260 how's it gonna be okay

00:33:47.700 this girl

00:33:48.440 this girl's pregnant man

00:33:50.420 I mean

00:33:51.300 how am I gonna face

00:33:52.100 anyone after this

00:33:53.000 well

00:33:53.700 I think you're gonna

00:33:54.640 have to

00:33:55.380 her dad's gonna be pissed

00:33:57.560 yeah

00:33:57.820 I mean yeah

00:33:58.420 people are gonna be upset

00:33:59.300 I'm not thinking about her dad

00:34:00.520 I'm thinking about my family

00:34:01.640 okay

00:34:01.920 people are gonna

00:34:02.400 yeah

00:34:02.620 it's gonna be

00:34:03.320 yeah man

00:34:03.900 it sucks

00:34:04.540 it does suck

00:34:05.800 it sucks

00:34:06.320 but here we are

00:34:08.200 yeah

00:34:09.000 I mean

00:34:10.280 how am I gonna face my son

00:34:11.800 your son's pretty upset right now

00:34:16.200 yeah he is

00:34:16.900 of course he is

00:34:17.660 I knocked up a 14 year old girl

00:34:19.200 I'm a youth pastor in a church

00:34:20.920 I teach at a school

00:34:22.100 my life is over

00:34:23.320 give me a good reason

00:34:25.160 why I shouldn't just

00:34:25.880 put this thing to my head

00:34:26.880 and my brains out

00:34:28.000 because your son's life

00:34:29.020 is still around

00:34:30.200 and

00:34:31.860 that's not what he needs right now

00:34:36.100 you're probably right about that

00:34:38.400 but you know

00:34:39.540 how can I face him man

00:34:41.260 I think you call him first

00:34:45.520 call him and say what

00:34:48.760 what would you say

00:34:49.480 in that situation

00:34:50.280 I don't know

00:34:51.560 uh

00:34:52.040 fuck

00:34:53.120 I don't know

00:34:53.840 I would say

00:34:54.860 I would tell him the truth

00:34:57.360 I would say I messed up

00:34:58.420 and you think that's the answer

00:35:00.620 to tell him I messed up

00:35:02.320 I know I messed up

00:35:03.520 I think it's part of it

00:35:04.780 I know

00:35:05.300 you know you did

00:35:06.060 but he probably doesn't know

00:35:07.080 what's going on

00:35:07.780 he doesn't

00:35:08.980 is he out there right now

00:35:10.060 yeah

00:35:10.880 you want me to put him on

00:35:12.480 would you

00:35:13.940 yeah

00:35:14.720 okay

00:35:16.000 how do you feel

00:35:17.540 how do you think you did

00:35:18.460 was that intense

00:35:19.980 it is intense

00:35:21.460 it is intense

00:35:22.140 fuck it's intense

00:35:23.040 because you're like

00:35:24.880 is now

00:35:25.320 even if you get to that part

00:35:27.020 is he just going to tell

00:35:27.880 the son goodbye

00:35:28.600 exactly

00:35:29.280 see you

00:35:29.980 Theo you are super wise

00:35:31.860 brother

00:35:32.100 that's exactly why

00:35:33.260 we wouldn't put the son

00:35:34.160 on the phone

00:35:34.660 because that's exactly

00:35:35.960 what he would likely do

00:35:37.160 he would try

00:35:38.260 he would likely

00:35:39.000 and so this is why

00:35:39.980 we train

00:35:40.560 this is why we train

00:35:41.620 we had someone

00:35:43.160 the guy cut off

00:35:43.920 his own dick

00:35:44.620 and threw it on the sidewalk

00:35:46.460 oh for what

00:35:47.460 because he was

00:35:48.280 he was crazy

00:35:49.040 he was mentally ill

00:35:50.140 but we don't know

00:35:50.760 any of this

00:35:51.340 so the call came in

00:35:52.520 in the morning

00:35:53.220 I was on the way in

00:35:53.920 it was early in the morning

00:35:54.720 it was cold out

00:35:55.520 I remember that

00:35:56.200 oh yeah

00:35:56.900 I have the radio on

00:35:57.780 and I hit the dispatcher

00:35:59.300 call a car

00:35:59.800 and then start to laugh

00:36:00.900 and then she says

00:36:02.040 disregard

00:36:02.480 we don't know

00:36:03.820 what's happened

00:36:04.200 so I'm driving

00:36:04.780 to the station

00:36:05.340 and then a call

00:36:05.820 comes in again

00:36:06.540 sending a different car

00:36:07.580 because it was like

00:36:08.120 the midnight shift

00:36:08.820 ending

00:36:09.560 sending a different car

00:36:11.120 hey can you go

00:36:11.980 to this location

00:36:12.660 someone said

00:36:13.240 there's some mail

00:36:14.080 and a piece of mail

00:36:15.000 anatomy on the sidewalk

00:36:16.320 and we were all laughing

00:36:17.180 we thought it was

00:36:17.980 we just thought it was a dildo

00:36:19.340 we thought it was a joke

00:36:20.060 that's why the dispatcher

00:36:21.080 was laughing

00:36:21.640 you just thought it was

00:36:22.220 like a WNBA game

00:36:23.200 or whatever

00:36:23.580 it wasn't green

00:36:25.180 call comes in

00:36:26.920 like 10 minutes later

00:36:27.880 and my detective

00:36:29.180 that I was working

00:36:29.700 with at the time

00:36:30.120 looked it up

00:36:30.640 on the computer

00:36:31.180 to see the text

00:36:31.980 of the call

00:36:32.500 like what does this

00:36:33.240 actually say

00:36:34.040 and then we saw

00:36:35.460 that the caller

00:36:36.040 was from

00:36:36.640 a nearby health center

00:36:37.960 and it said

00:36:39.140 there's you know

00:36:39.840 it appears to be

00:36:40.860 a penis on the ground

00:36:41.620 there's blood everywhere

00:36:42.460 we're like oh shit

00:36:43.340 that's not fake

00:36:45.140 so we would do

00:36:45.900 what we call

00:36:46.360 John Stings

00:36:47.080 and we'd put

00:36:47.780 ads online

00:36:48.820 back page

00:36:49.380 doesn't exist anymore

00:36:50.320 but we'd put them on that

00:36:51.440 so we'd all put our ads up

00:36:53.100 and then

00:36:53.840 you know

00:36:54.320 you put on

00:36:54.840 at 830

00:36:55.760 your phone's ringing

00:36:56.580 it's crazy

00:36:57.500 830 in the morning

00:36:58.520 they're already

00:36:59.200 starting to call

00:36:59.760 and we'd set up

00:37:00.400 our dates for the day

00:37:01.220 like we'd have

00:37:01.700 a hotel room

00:37:02.400 and we'd be waiting

00:37:03.820 in the hotel room

00:37:04.500 and we'd have dates

00:37:05.160 set up every half an hour

00:37:06.220 to show up

00:37:06.840 and were you all

00:37:07.260 hiding under the bed

00:37:07.920 no no it's hiding under the bed

00:37:09.260 I would have to open the door

00:37:10.440 and there'd be like guys

00:37:12.280 like in the bathroom

00:37:13.200 officers in the bathroom

00:37:14.160 behind the wall

00:37:14.900 so my trick was

00:37:15.900 I was at like 45

00:37:17.740 46 when I was doing it

00:37:18.940 and my ad

00:37:19.440 I'm supposed to be 34

00:37:20.380 I didn't fucking look 34

00:37:21.980 but I'd open the door

00:37:22.940 I'd have like my hair

00:37:23.700 oh you would be the girl

00:37:24.940 oh I was a prostitute

00:37:25.880 yeah

00:37:26.220 what

00:37:26.760 yeah

00:37:27.300 what

00:37:27.920 so I'd have to talk

00:37:28.880 to them on the phone

00:37:29.540 what were y'all

00:37:29.900 understaffed or something

00:37:31.100 they just shouldn't have you

00:37:32.000 also the detective

00:37:32.700 well no you have to have

00:37:33.880 you're the one

00:37:34.500 you're the one

00:37:34.880 establishing probable cause

00:37:36.320 so it

00:37:37.220 if someone else is doing it

00:37:39.520 and then you have to like

00:37:40.600 go testify in court

00:37:41.580 well you're not the one

00:37:42.320 that had the interaction

00:37:43.120 with them

00:37:43.600 so what we do

00:37:44.580 we put our ad on the line

00:37:45.840 you'd put your photos

00:37:47.320 and some stupid saying

00:37:48.580 like you know

00:37:49.480 what you're offering

00:37:50.160 and how much it costs

00:37:51.000 and of course it's acronyms

00:37:52.540 for everything

00:37:53.120 that's what I didn't know

00:37:53.940 anything about this

00:37:54.900 before I started

00:37:55.460 about GFE

00:37:56.040 which is girlfriend experience

00:37:57.340 just means he'll kiss you

00:37:58.360 full service

00:38:00.660 means like sex

00:38:01.620 and a blowjob

00:38:02.360 and then there's like

00:38:03.420 Russian and Greek

00:38:04.440 and there's all these

00:38:04.940 stupid acronyms

00:38:05.740 for everything else

00:38:06.560 and they thought

00:38:08.800 they were being clever

00:38:09.660 by saying

00:38:10.360 oh I want GFE

00:38:11.880 so they're not asking

00:38:12.920 for sex

00:38:13.620 oh I see

00:38:14.480 so by them saying

00:38:15.420 I want GFE

00:38:16.260 or I want Russian

00:38:17.440 or I want this

00:38:18.720 they think they're being clever

00:38:19.920 except you can say

00:38:20.740 like well based on my

00:38:21.520 training experience

00:38:22.200 I know Russian means

00:38:23.220 titty job

00:38:23.840 like or whatever

00:38:24.540 and then so

00:38:25.660 they call you on the phone

00:38:27.320 titty job

00:38:28.140 yeah that's a Russian

00:38:28.960 by the way

00:38:29.360 I didn't know that

00:38:29.980 I'll take it

00:38:30.620 I mean whatever

00:38:31.640 you know what I mean

00:38:32.460 it is

00:38:32.800 I'm sorry

00:38:33.420 yeah

00:38:33.820 that's okay

00:38:34.460 so you'd basically

00:38:36.020 talk to them on the phone

00:38:37.040 they call you

00:38:37.820 and some of them

00:38:38.320 were real nervous

00:38:38.920 obviously

00:38:39.380 you could tell the long time

00:38:40.540 or they got right to business

00:38:41.660 and some of them

00:38:42.160 want to flirt with you

00:38:42.960 on the phone

00:38:43.540 or whatever

00:38:43.880 can you send pictures

00:38:44.740 of your eyes

00:38:45.320 or your feet

00:38:45.800 the foot fetish guys

00:38:47.020 are out there big time

00:38:47.980 but and then you're like

00:38:49.480 the more you do it

00:38:50.680 I'm like I don't have time

00:38:51.320 for this shit

00:38:51.780 like do you want to come

00:38:53.020 you were showing up or not

00:38:53.900 so you'd basically

00:38:54.620 make the arrangement

00:38:55.480 so once they showed up

00:38:56.600 you already have probable cause

00:38:57.660 they already agreed

00:38:58.740 to pay you for sex

00:39:00.100 before they ever showed up

00:39:01.180 so then by them

00:39:02.260 showing up at the hotel

00:39:03.380 they're like basically

00:39:04.100 completing the entire

00:39:05.940 the elements of the crime

00:39:08.540 they showed up

00:39:09.500 they already agreed

00:39:10.240 to pay you for such and such

00:39:11.520 so then you can arrest them

00:39:12.500 right when they get there really

00:39:13.540 yeah

00:39:13.880 the amount of content

00:39:15.180 that was being uploaded

00:39:16.040 to Pornhub

00:39:16.760 if you put those videos

00:39:17.980 back to back

00:39:18.580 just the amount of content

00:39:19.860 they would upload

00:39:20.480 in one year

00:39:21.220 it would take 169 years

00:39:23.680 to watch

00:39:24.320 if you put those videos

00:39:25.720 back to back

00:39:26.220 that's how much content

00:39:27.280 was being uploaded

00:39:28.000 uploaded

00:39:28.600 or had been uploaded

00:39:29.820 total you mean

00:39:30.460 no

00:39:30.840 per year

00:39:31.780 wow

00:39:32.300 yes

00:39:32.780 that's not even

00:39:33.580 counting the images

00:39:34.440 unbelievable

00:39:35.060 so I

00:39:36.240 tested

00:39:37.460 I found out

00:39:38.480 like I said

00:39:38.880 what millions of people

00:39:39.760 already knew

00:39:40.300 and that was

00:39:40.900 all it took to upload

00:39:42.200 was an email address

00:39:43.580 so in under 10 minutes

00:39:45.420 anybody

00:39:46.000 with an iPhone

00:39:47.320 anywhere in the world

00:39:49.120 can upload a video

00:39:50.480 and they were not

00:39:51.280 checking age

00:39:52.460 they were not checking ID

00:39:53.620 to make sure that

00:39:54.820 these are not children

00:39:55.520 in the videos

00:39:56.100 they're not verifying consent

00:39:57.580 to make sure that

00:39:58.800 these are not rape

00:39:59.560 or trafficking victims

00:40:00.740 and because of that

00:40:02.020 I quickly understood

00:40:02.940 that Pornhub

00:40:04.360 was not a porn site

00:40:05.060 it was a crime scene

00:40:05.980 like it was infested

00:40:07.580 with videos of real

00:40:08.740 sexual crime

00:40:09.480 and then of course

00:40:10.920 because there's the

00:40:11.780 algorithm right

00:40:12.660 they have set up

00:40:13.320 the algorithm

00:40:14.000 to make sure

00:40:15.040 if you see one video

00:40:16.220 like that

00:40:16.760 they're going to assume

00:40:17.500 that you like that content

00:40:18.960 so then they're going to

00:40:20.020 take you on a crazy

00:40:21.260 rabbit hole

00:40:23.060 I call it like

00:40:24.020 you know

00:40:25.100 just hell hole

00:40:27.200 of rape

00:40:27.980 like that's what it was

00:40:29.320 and then you go

00:40:30.120 and they'll show you more

00:40:31.660 and more of the same

00:40:33.120 kind of thing

00:40:34.160 you know

00:40:35.100 and so then the people

00:40:37.520 would upload them

00:40:38.220 and then make money

00:40:39.280 what off of

00:40:39.880 advertising on them

00:40:40.900 somehow

00:40:41.200 or who makes

00:40:41.920 yes

00:40:42.180 yeah

00:40:42.800 so the ones that were

00:40:44.320 making money

00:40:45.100 off of this content

00:40:45.980 because this is free porn

00:40:47.200 right

00:40:47.520 right

00:40:47.980 free porn's not free

00:40:49.700 right

00:40:50.200 it is heavily monetized

00:40:52.280 with ads

00:40:53.540 so they were selling

00:40:54.560 4.6 billion ad impressions

00:40:56.880 on Pornhub

00:40:57.880 every single day

00:40:59.400 but that's the whole point

00:41:00.420 of America

00:41:00.900 is that we have like

00:41:02.180 standards

00:41:03.060 of decency

00:41:05.320 fairness

00:41:06.000 I love that you use that word

00:41:07.160 because that is the core of it

00:41:08.100 it's fairness

00:41:08.780 justice is overused

00:41:10.280 fairness is underused

00:41:11.260 it's just

00:41:11.580 a child knows what's fair

00:41:12.980 if his brother's getting

00:41:14.420 three Oreos

00:41:15.000 and he's getting one

00:41:15.660 that's just unfair

00:41:16.300 he doesn't have a degree

00:41:17.260 in economics

00:41:17.780 he just feels it

00:41:18.500 he knows it

00:41:19.080 the sense of fairness

00:41:20.200 is innate

00:41:20.680 dogs have it

00:41:21.580 because it's part

00:41:23.120 of the natural fabric

00:41:24.280 it's organic

00:41:24.900 and

00:41:25.480 we are a fair country

00:41:27.520 and the rich man

00:41:29.100 gets the same treatment

00:41:30.400 in the justice system

00:41:31.440 as the poor man

00:41:32.340 it doesn't matter

00:41:33.220 where you're from

00:41:33.900 you're both citizens

00:41:34.840 and you're both equal

00:41:35.920 because you're both

00:41:36.720 created by God

00:41:37.360 that's our whole system

00:41:39.200 in one sentence

00:41:40.120 and that

00:41:40.740 is being eroded

00:41:42.060 because the people

00:41:42.880 who run our system

00:41:43.880 agree with Smotrich

00:41:45.860 and every other

00:41:46.700 third world dictator

00:41:47.620 these people

00:41:48.640 are damned

00:41:49.180 by their birth

00:41:50.020 whatever they are

00:41:50.920 that's what

00:41:51.240 affirmative action is

00:41:52.100 it's like

00:41:52.420 no

00:41:52.760 I don't like

00:41:53.480 the way your parents

00:41:54.120 looked

00:41:54.340 you don't get the job

00:41:55.180 what

00:41:55.740 that's what we hated

00:41:57.020 about the Nazis

00:41:57.620 what we hated

00:41:58.140 about segregation

00:41:58.820 which I want to say

00:41:59.800 was evil

00:42:00.240 segregation was evil

00:42:01.000 why

00:42:01.340 because it punished

00:42:02.200 some people

00:42:02.600 and rewarded others

00:42:03.260 on the basis of

00:42:03.960 things they couldn't

00:42:04.720 control

00:42:04.980 their skin color

00:42:05.600 yeah

00:42:06.000 and we'd had

00:42:06.420 mixed babies

00:42:07.020 a lot sooner too

00:42:07.820 which are pretty cute

00:42:08.580 a lot of them

00:42:09.080 and the Epstein thing

00:42:10.600 you know

00:42:13.340 I've never understood

00:42:14.600 what the

00:42:15.600 justification

00:42:17.160 for keeping

00:42:18.180 that information

00:42:18.980 secret

00:42:19.400 Epstein was murdered

00:42:20.280 in prison

00:42:20.740 okay

00:42:21.280 I know a lot about it

00:42:23.540 I'm not just

00:42:24.160 throwing that out there

00:42:25.160 Epstein was murdered

00:42:26.300 in prison

00:42:26.740 well they put him

00:42:27.300 with a cellmate

00:42:27.860 that was kind of a crazy

00:42:28.620 like former police officer

00:42:29.860 right

00:42:30.120 yeah

00:42:30.480 former police officer

00:42:31.200 killed a number

00:42:32.100 of drug dealers

00:42:32.840 I'm not saying

00:42:33.640 that guy did it

00:42:34.280 but I'm saying

00:42:34.860 well I asked

00:42:35.400 Bureau of Prisons

00:42:35.940 because I learned

00:42:37.340 all the stuff about it

00:42:38.020 because I know

00:42:38.360 Epstein's brother

00:42:38.940 Mark well

00:42:39.780 and

00:42:40.500 I never expected

00:42:42.040 to get down

00:42:42.420 this rabbit hole

00:42:42.960 at all

00:42:43.420 I had

00:42:43.680 the guy called me

00:42:44.700 like a week

00:42:45.380 after his brother

00:42:45.980 was killed

00:42:46.500 Mark did

00:42:47.080 yeah

00:42:47.500 and

00:42:47.780 yeah

00:42:48.340 I was

00:42:49.120 literally sitting

00:42:50.660 in my backyard

00:42:51.080 in Maine

00:42:51.480 and he called me

00:42:52.140 and I don't know

00:42:52.960 how he got my cell

00:42:53.520 and it ended up

00:42:54.480 this years long

00:42:55.600 thing

00:42:56.140 it's not interesting

00:42:57.040 and I won't bore you

00:42:57.660 with it

00:42:57.860 but the bottom line

00:42:58.560 is

00:42:58.840 Jeff Epstein

00:43:00.240 was murdered

00:43:00.920 in federal lockup

00:43:02.700 in Manhattan

00:43:03.260 in the secure unit

00:43:04.760 I think there were

00:43:05.460 only 16 men

00:43:07.620 on the unit

00:43:08.960 and I think only 14

00:43:09.920 there that night

00:43:10.380 I may have that

00:43:11.180 slightly wrong

00:43:11.540 but it's very small

00:43:12.340 and it's the most

00:43:13.060 secure federal lockup

00:43:14.020 in the United States

00:43:14.620 and he got murdered

00:43:15.240 in it

00:43:15.800 so that raises

00:43:17.440 all kinds of obvious

00:43:18.220 questions

00:43:18.480 like who has the power

00:43:19.240 to do that

00:43:19.940 so it's a big deal

00:43:20.860 and then the

00:43:21.260 attorney general

00:43:22.440 at the time

00:43:23.400 helped cover it up

00:43:25.120 and I know him

00:43:27.020 and Bill Barr

00:43:29.640 so I

00:43:30.140 and I say that

00:43:30.860 and he's like

00:43:31.160 I'm going to sue you

00:43:32.100 and I said

00:43:32.720 go ahead

00:43:33.420 and sue me

00:43:34.100 I hope you will

00:43:35.220 Israel is actually

00:43:36.280 the exception

00:43:36.900 they are the only country

00:43:38.600 that's allowed to lobby

00:43:39.500 Americans

00:43:40.180 like everyone else

00:43:41.440 has to register

00:43:42.200 as a foreign agent

00:43:44.660 under Farah

00:43:46.060 like with AIPAC

00:43:46.860 or whatever

00:43:47.260 yeah so AIPAC

00:43:48.380 the back story

00:43:49.800 by the way

00:43:50.340 before JFK got shot

00:43:51.720 he was fighting AIPAC

00:43:53.100 they were previously called

00:43:54.200 I'm blanking on this

00:43:55.220 it was

00:43:55.620 you can look it up

00:43:56.540 and he was literally saying

00:43:58.580 you have to register

00:43:59.240 under the foreign act

00:44:00.040 and then he

00:44:01.420 AIPAC got lucky

00:44:02.540 because he got shot

00:44:03.820 and killed

00:44:04.400 what also you could

00:44:05.880 like

00:44:06.180 and then of course

00:44:07.440 we're not allowed

00:44:07.860 to read the files

00:44:08.380 but leading up to his death

00:44:09.360 he was having arguments

00:44:10.360 with the prime minister

00:44:11.320 Ben Garion

00:44:12.560 and so it's like

00:44:13.620 yes

00:44:13.920 is Israel doing it legally

00:44:15.180 because a president

00:44:16.040 got shot

00:44:16.660 sure

00:44:17.260 but it's wrong

00:44:18.200 a country should not

00:44:19.420 be able to lobby

00:44:20.500 to get what they want

00:44:22.140 and control our congressmen

00:44:23.500 and you get to see them

00:44:24.540 flex that muscle

00:44:25.400 like

00:44:26.280 TikTok

00:44:27.020 and things of nature

00:44:27.980 when they are now

00:44:29.020 interfering with our speech

00:44:30.020 and they'll get laws

00:44:30.900 passed really quickly

00:44:31.720 it allows literally

00:44:33.240 a foreign country

00:44:34.540 to make decisions

00:44:36.380 in our nation

00:44:37.580 lobbying should just not

00:44:38.500 be allowed full stop

00:44:39.220 so instead they go

00:44:40.320 oh well you're focusing

00:44:40.940 on it because they're Jewish

00:44:41.580 no you're just the only country

00:44:42.600 that's allowed to do it

00:44:43.300 I would feel the same way

00:44:44.200 if China

00:44:44.700 if there was a Chinese lobby

00:44:46.180 is China allowed to do it

00:44:47.440 no

00:44:47.700 there's no other country

00:44:48.640 that's allowed to do this

00:44:49.080 but Israel

00:44:49.460 only AIPAC

00:44:50.400 there's no other country

00:44:51.420 there's a conflict

00:44:53.060 that's been happening

00:44:53.960 in the Middle East

00:44:54.880 people know about it

00:44:56.120 between Israel

00:44:59.160 and Palestine

00:44:59.820 and some of the areas

00:45:00.980 over there

00:45:01.400 the Gaza area

00:45:02.340 they talk about

00:45:03.140 and

00:45:04.220 and I just think

00:45:06.820 it's

00:45:07.160 it feels to me

00:45:08.900 I don't know if I

00:45:10.440 it just

00:45:11.200 it feels to me

00:45:12.040 like it's a genocide

00:45:12.940 that's happening

00:45:13.640 while we're alive

00:45:15.060 here in front of our

00:45:16.540 in front of our lives

00:45:20.220 and I don't

00:45:25.360 sometimes I feel like

00:45:26.120 I should say something

00:45:27.400 I'm not a

00:45:28.260 geologist

00:45:28.980 geologist

00:45:29.720 or geographer

00:45:30.620 or anything like that

00:45:31.320 you know

00:45:31.520 so I don't know

00:45:32.220 a lot of

00:45:33.500 the

00:45:34.440 some of it

00:45:35.940 I do know though

00:45:36.640 like I know

00:45:37.380 the basics of the issues

00:45:39.000 over there

00:45:39.500 but for me

00:45:40.660 it's just like

00:45:41.260 how I feel like

00:45:42.020 you see all these

00:45:42.940 photos of

00:45:44.240 people

00:45:45.340 just children

00:45:48.720 women

00:45:49.220 people

00:45:49.820 body parts

00:45:51.820 just

00:45:52.160 people like

00:45:53.860 putting their kids

00:45:54.800 back together

00:45:55.420 and I just

00:45:58.140 can't believe

00:45:58.540 that we're

00:45:58.840 watching that

00:45:59.700 and that

00:46:00.100 more isn't

00:46:00.780 said about it

00:46:01.600 and so

00:46:03.600 I'm not saying

00:46:04.380 anyone else

00:46:04.840 needs to say

00:46:05.200 anything

00:46:05.400 but

00:46:05.660 I think

00:46:06.680 I'm just

00:46:06.960 that more

00:46:07.340 isn't said

00:46:07.760 about it

00:46:08.080 by me

00:46:08.600 so I just

00:46:10.140 I want to

00:46:11.640 be able to

00:46:12.040 speak up

00:46:12.380 about that

00:46:12.940 that I think

00:46:13.780 we're watching

00:46:14.560 probably like

00:46:15.820 you know

00:46:17.780 one of the

00:46:18.220 sickest things

00:46:18.840 that's ever

00:46:19.220 happened

00:46:19.660 and

00:46:21.520 I'm sorry

00:46:22.800 if I kind

00:46:23.600 of haven't

00:46:23.960 said

00:46:24.340 about it

00:46:25.360 I've tried

00:46:25.600 to talk

00:46:25.960 about it

00:46:26.240 and learn

00:46:26.540 about it

00:46:27.120 but I don't

00:46:29.140 know

00:46:29.360 maybe I just

00:46:29.940 want to

00:46:30.380 I just

00:46:32.320 want to

00:46:32.520 say something

00:46:33.180 I don't even

00:46:33.680 know what to

00:46:34.180 do

00:46:34.520 you know

00:46:36.220 and it's

00:46:36.480 crazy

00:46:36.740 because our

00:46:37.080 country is

00:46:37.500 also complicit

00:46:38.360 in it

00:46:39.040 you know

00:46:39.240 it's

00:46:39.860 in it

00:46:40.900 and has

00:46:41.560 been for a

00:46:42.020 long time

00:46:42.540 and it's

00:46:44.700 just kind

00:46:45.000 of interesting

00:46:45.360 because then

00:46:45.620 you just

00:46:45.860 realize

00:46:46.140 oh well

00:46:46.460 I'm just

00:46:46.780 a

00:46:47.060 yeah I'm

00:46:47.900 a member

00:46:48.160 of this

00:46:48.380 country

00:46:48.620 but I'm

00:46:48.960 just

00:46:49.240 what we

00:46:51.500 want

00:46:51.840 sometimes

00:46:52.180 doesn't

00:46:52.560 matter

00:46:53.000 you know

00:46:54.680 and you

00:46:55.120 just have

00:46:55.440 to be

00:46:55.700 a member

00:46:56.160 of a

00:46:57.020 place

00:46:57.520 and your

00:46:58.320 government

00:46:58.660 is making

00:46:59.060 other

00:46:59.280 choices

00:46:59.720 so I

00:47:03.940 don't know

00:47:04.120 if I

00:47:04.340 said that

00:47:05.420 correctly

00:47:05.780 or I

00:47:06.600 don't even

00:47:06.760 know exactly

00:47:07.120 what I

00:47:07.380 said

00:47:07.660 but I

00:47:08.520 just

00:47:08.700 have

00:47:09.680 it's

00:47:10.060 just

00:47:10.200 like

00:47:10.360 been

00:47:10.500 making

00:47:10.700 me

00:47:10.840 really

00:47:11.040 sick

00:47:11.440 and I

00:47:11.820 feel

00:47:11.980 like I

00:47:12.220 just

00:47:12.460 needed

00:47:12.640 to say

00:47:12.980 something

00:47:13.360 that I

00:47:15.100 think

00:47:15.400 you don't

00:47:15.780 have to

00:47:16.040 think

00:47:16.240 that

00:47:16.540 I'm

00:47:18.300 not asking

00:47:18.880 you to

00:47:19.440 do

00:47:19.760 anything

00:47:20.300 but I

00:47:23.380 just have

00:47:23.820 to say

00:47:24.260 that so

00:47:24.700 I'm not

00:47:25.200 sitting

00:47:25.940 by

00:47:26.440 you know

00:47:28.660 there's that

00:47:29.020 peace inside

00:47:29.560 of me like

00:47:30.020 why wouldn't

00:47:30.780 you can't

00:47:31.360 you say

00:47:31.680 something

00:47:32.020 you know

00:47:33.280 there's people

00:47:33.620 that can't

00:47:33.980 even speak

00:47:34.500 and you can

00:47:35.780 say something

00:47:36.380 you know

00:47:36.800 and so

00:47:37.280 that's how

00:47:37.720 I just

00:47:39.320 had to

00:47:39.860 just speak

00:47:40.380 up

00:47:40.560 anyway

00:47:40.800 I think

00:47:41.760 maybe it's

00:47:42.180 starting to make

00:47:42.520 it about me

00:47:42.960 there at the

00:47:43.340 end but

00:47:43.660 yeah

00:47:45.120 so just

00:47:46.180 praying for

00:47:46.820 those people

00:47:47.500 and just

00:47:48.200 the grief

00:47:48.620 that that

00:47:49.000 is all

00:47:49.400 going to

00:47:49.620 cause

00:47:50.100 you notice

00:47:56.880 like what

00:47:57.240 are we

00:47:57.480 doing

00:47:57.820 what were

00:47:59.700 situations

00:48:00.160 like with

00:48:00.580 children

00:48:00.940 there and

00:48:01.300 providing

00:48:01.680 care to

00:48:02.220 children

00:48:02.740 like what

00:48:03.080 was the

00:48:03.360 realities of

00:48:04.080 that

00:48:04.400 like

00:48:05.020 was

00:48:05.860 were you

00:48:06.260 able to

00:48:06.640 like save

00:48:07.140 any like

00:48:07.760 keep them

00:48:08.740 from the

00:48:09.280 gore

00:48:09.640 like was

00:48:10.000 there

00:48:10.180 you know

00:48:11.080 because

00:48:11.260 usually

00:48:11.580 you know

00:48:11.820 a lot

00:48:12.200 of times

00:48:12.460 there's

00:48:13.160 like children's

00:48:13.820 hospitals

00:48:14.260 and there's

00:48:15.100 hospitals

00:48:15.420 and then

00:48:15.800 there's

00:48:16.000 places

00:48:16.280 for kids

00:48:17.040 right

00:48:17.260 it's a

00:48:17.500 little bit

00:48:17.760 different

00:48:18.040 and less

00:48:18.340 severe

00:48:18.800 what was

00:48:20.420 that like

00:48:20.860 there

00:48:21.240 so there

00:48:22.100 was a

00:48:22.320 kids

00:48:22.460 hospital

00:48:22.800 but it

00:48:23.260 wasn't

00:48:23.500 the trauma

00:48:24.020 hospital

00:48:24.600 so all

00:48:24.900 the kids

00:48:25.400 trauma

00:48:25.680 still came

00:48:26.120 to Noster

00:48:26.420 Hospital

00:48:26.640 they're

00:48:26.880 right next

00:48:27.160 to each

00:48:27.340 other

00:48:27.500 and so

00:48:28.240 we were

00:48:28.520 seeing all

00:48:28.840 the kid

00:48:29.100 trauma

00:48:29.380 as well

00:48:29.740 and the

00:48:31.160 kid

00:48:31.380 trauma

00:48:31.660 was

00:48:31.980 different

00:48:32.640 man

00:48:33.020 just

00:48:34.940 so

00:48:35.720 you know

00:48:36.540 difficult

00:48:37.000 to see

00:48:37.780 and experience

00:48:38.500 it was

00:48:39.300 difficult

00:48:39.660 to process

00:48:40.640 difficult

00:48:41.140 to treat

00:48:41.860 difficult

00:48:43.380 to talk

00:48:44.220 to the

00:48:44.460 family members

00:48:45.040 with these

00:48:45.380 children

00:48:45.740 I mean

00:48:46.300 you were

00:48:46.480 seeing

00:48:46.660 kids

00:48:47.320 as young

00:48:47.820 as one

00:48:48.240 you know

00:48:48.540 sometimes

00:48:48.920 you know

00:48:49.680 infants

00:48:50.020 but

00:48:50.300 majority

00:48:51.340 of them

00:48:51.620 are like

00:48:52.040 you know

00:48:52.360 young boys

00:48:52.840 young girls

00:48:53.380 and just

00:48:54.040 why

00:48:54.660 in the

00:48:55.020 there's

00:48:55.680 a tent

00:48:56.340 city

00:48:56.580 one third

00:48:56.960 of Gaza

00:48:57.320 all live

00:48:57.780 in this

00:48:58.400 place

00:48:58.680 called

00:48:58.880 Mawasi

00:48:59.420 camp

00:48:59.820 I'll

00:49:00.020 send you

00:49:00.240 a picture

00:49:00.520 of this

00:49:00.840 and it's

00:49:01.980 just

00:49:02.100 tense

00:49:02.400 like you

00:49:02.820 literally

00:49:03.060 just find

00:49:03.480 a plot

00:49:03.820 of land

00:49:04.160 you put

00:49:04.560 your tent

00:49:04.920 down

00:49:05.220 and you

00:49:05.840 have like

00:49:06.100 20

00:49:06.360 family

00:49:06.660 members

00:49:06.980 living

00:49:07.200 in there

00:49:07.480 yeah

00:49:07.700 so like

00:49:08.060 each

00:49:08.260 one

00:49:08.400 of

00:49:08.480 those

00:49:08.600 is

00:49:08.720 a tent

00:49:09.020 right

00:49:09.220 crazy

00:49:10.040 looking

00:49:10.440 yeah

00:49:10.720 it's

00:49:10.820 not like

00:49:11.060 just

00:49:11.220 you

00:49:11.360 and your

00:49:11.540 wife

00:49:11.740 it's

00:49:11.900 you

00:49:12.120 and your

00:49:12.280 wife

00:49:12.500 and your

00:49:12.680 family

00:49:13.020 and kids

00:49:13.940 and in

00:49:14.540 in-laws

00:49:14.820 so this

00:49:16.580 is kind

00:49:16.880 of the

00:49:17.060 new

00:49:17.240 Gaza

00:49:17.540 here

00:49:17.900 it's

00:49:18.220 one third

00:49:18.540 of

00:49:18.680 Gazas

00:49:18.980 right

00:49:19.140 here

00:49:19.300 what's

00:49:20.340 the

00:49:20.480 vibes

00:49:20.840 here

00:49:21.040 man

00:49:21.280 I know

00:49:21.520 that's

00:49:21.700 a crazy

00:49:22.320 thing to say

00:49:22.740 like it's a damn

00:49:23.240 nightclub

00:49:23.720 or something

00:49:24.120 but

00:49:24.360 they got a

00:49:27.680 bouncer up

00:49:28.160 front

00:49:28.400 you know

00:49:32.120 you see kids

00:49:32.560 playing on

00:49:32.920 trampolines

00:49:33.460 you see kids

00:49:34.560 being kids

00:49:35.080 yeah

00:49:35.700 you see

00:49:36.520 fathers

00:49:36.960 kind of

00:49:38.280 sulking

00:49:39.480 trying to

00:49:39.880 figure out

00:49:40.140 what to do

00:49:40.700 you see

00:49:41.940 mothers

00:49:42.480 kind of

00:49:42.820 just hiding

00:49:43.180 in their

00:49:43.440 tents

00:49:43.740 trying to

00:49:44.480 take care

00:49:44.700 of the

00:49:44.880 little

00:49:45.060 ones

00:49:45.400 you see

00:49:46.420 grandpas

00:49:47.200 kind of

00:49:47.640 like

00:49:47.980 hanging

00:49:48.480 out

00:49:48.640 with

00:49:48.760 other

00:49:48.940 grandpas

00:49:49.420 you see

00:49:50.540 what

00:49:50.820 you would

00:49:51.540 expect

00:49:51.860 a normal

00:49:52.220 life

00:49:52.480 to be

00:49:52.820 and

00:49:53.800 that's

00:49:54.300 what it

00:49:54.520 is

00:49:54.640 these

00:49:54.820 people

00:49:55.020 are

00:49:55.160 normal

00:49:55.500 civilians

00:49:56.060 living

00:49:56.500 their

00:49:56.680 life

00:49:56.900 I

00:49:57.320 just

00:49:57.700 I

00:49:57.880 fear

00:49:58.180 what's

00:49:58.400 going

00:49:58.500 to

00:49:58.600 happen

00:49:58.880 in

00:49:59.200 the

00:49:59.300 next

00:49:59.460 generation

00:49:59.880 like

00:50:00.180 we're

00:50:00.400 going

00:50:00.480 to

00:50:00.540 see

00:50:00.680 some

00:50:00.900 not

00:50:01.640 only

00:50:01.780 psychological

00:50:02.220 diseases

00:50:02.740 psychiatric

00:50:03.260 diseases

00:50:03.660 but

00:50:03.840 also

00:50:04.220 literally

00:50:04.680 physical

00:50:05.020 diseases

00:50:05.480 that's

00:50:06.240 going

00:50:06.320 to

00:50:06.400 come

00:50:06.540 about

00:50:06.860 the

00:50:07.300 more

00:50:07.480 we

00:50:07.620 learn

00:50:07.780 about

00:50:08.180 history

00:50:10.140 the

00:50:10.320 more

00:50:10.420 we

00:50:16.420 did

00:50:16.560 these

00:50:16.780 things

00:50:17.060 and

00:50:17.260 some

00:50:17.620 of

00:50:17.760 it

00:50:17.940 9-11

00:50:18.840 could

00:50:19.120 have

00:50:19.200 been

00:50:19.280 the

00:50:19.400 result

00:50:19.700 of

00:50:19.840 some

00:50:19.980 of

00:50:20.040 that

00:50:20.120 just

00:50:20.300 more

00:50:20.540 as

00:50:20.660 you

00:50:20.740 start

00:50:21.300 to

00:50:21.460 learn

00:50:21.680 that

00:50:21.800 America

00:50:22.100 hasn't

00:50:22.460 always

00:50:22.700 been

00:50:22.980 this

00:50:23.480 perfect

00:50:24.040 partner

00:50:24.600 in

00:50:24.860 this

00:50:25.080 that

00:50:26.100 it

00:50:26.540 just

00:50:26.840 starts

00:50:27.080 to

00:50:27.240 test

00:50:27.520 like

00:50:27.660 okay

00:50:27.880 well

00:50:28.040 what

00:50:28.180 does

00:50:28.280 it

00:50:28.380 mean

00:50:28.500 to

00:50:28.600 be

00:50:28.700 an

00:50:28.820 American

00:50:29.140 to

00:50:29.360 me

00:50:29.580 but

00:50:30.200 then

00:50:30.500 at

00:50:31.320 the

00:50:31.460 same

00:50:31.680 time

00:50:32.060 you

00:50:32.540 need

00:50:32.900 to

00:50:33.020 be

00:50:33.200 an

00:50:33.340 American

00:50:33.660 because

00:50:33.940 you

00:50:34.240 live

00:50:34.520 in

00:50:34.600 a

00:50:34.720 country

00:50:34.940 that's

00:50:35.280 safe

00:50:35.560 and

00:50:35.780 you're

00:50:35.940 able

00:50:36.160 to

00:50:36.400 operate

00:50:36.820 here

00:50:37.240 within

00:50:37.860 the

00:50:38.080 country

00:50:38.400 so

00:50:38.640 it's

00:50:38.900 I

00:50:39.480 don't

00:50:39.560 know

00:50:39.640 it

00:50:39.700 just

00:50:39.820 makes

00:50:40.020 it

00:50:40.140 kind

00:50:40.300 of

00:50:40.380 interesting

00:50:40.880 does

00:50:41.060 that

00:50:41.140 make

00:50:41.280 sense

00:50:41.460 no

00:50:41.920 I

00:50:42.120 get

00:50:42.360 it

00:50:42.560 what

00:50:42.780 you're

00:50:43.040 exhibiting

00:50:43.920 is a

00:50:44.340 very

00:50:44.960 normal

00:50:45.900 contradiction

00:50:46.740 that

00:50:47.200 a lot

00:50:47.600 of

00:50:47.720 Americans

00:50:48.340 when

00:50:49.460 faced

00:50:49.740 with

00:50:49.860 the

00:50:49.960 reality

00:50:50.300 of

00:50:50.500 American

00:50:50.920 foreign

00:50:51.240 policy

00:50:51.760 they

00:50:52.580 come

00:50:52.980 to

00:50:53.140 terms

00:50:53.420 with

00:50:53.580 this

00:50:53.760 they

00:50:54.040 try

00:50:54.360 to

00:50:54.580 resolve

00:50:55.260 this

00:50:55.620 contradiction

00:50:56.180 where

00:50:56.460 on

00:50:56.620 the

00:50:56.720 one

00:50:56.920 hand

00:50:57.120 you're

00:50:57.260 saying

00:50:57.540 well

00:50:58.000 I'm

00:51:05.280 people

00:51:10.740 always

00:51:11.160 yell

00:51:11.420 at

00:51:11.540 me

00:51:11.680 and

00:51:11.840 say

00:51:12.060 oh

00:51:12.340 Hassan

00:51:12.840 you

00:51:13.140 only

00:51:13.540 say

00:51:13.780 America

00:51:14.260 bad

00:51:14.760 but

00:51:15.900 I

00:51:16.180 don't

00:51:16.320 just

00:51:16.520 stop

00:51:16.900 at

00:51:17.060 that

00:51:17.360 I

00:51:17.880 want

00:51:18.400 America

00:51:18.700 to

00:51:18.840 be

00:51:19.000 good

00:51:19.440 I

00:51:19.720 think

00:51:19.860 America

00:51:20.140 has

00:51:20.300 incredible

00:51:21.080 potential

00:51:21.600 it's

00:51:22.160 the

00:51:22.300 wealthiest

00:51:22.700 nation

00:51:23.020 on the

00:51:23.300 planet

00:51:23.600 it

00:51:23.880 should

00:51:24.060 be

00:51:24.220 doing

00:51:24.520 so

00:51:25.120 much

00:51:25.380 more

00:51:25.760 to

00:51:26.800 help

00:51:28.160 its

00:51:28.480 own

00:51:28.780 citizens

00:51:29.200 and

00:51:30.000 so

00:51:30.280 much

00:51:30.460 more

00:51:30.680 to

00:51:30.860 lead

00:51:31.360 the

00:51:31.540 way

00:51:31.740 pave

00:51:32.140 the

00:51:32.300 way

00:51:32.520 for

00:51:32.760 a

00:51:33.000 new

00:51:33.180 evolution

00:51:33.780 of the

00:51:34.020 way

00:51:34.140 that

00:51:34.280 we

00:51:34.400 look

00:51:34.620 at

00:51:35.280 international

00:51:35.400 relations

00:51:35.920 than

00:51:36.120 the

00:51:36.220 way

00:51:36.340 that

00:51:36.460 we

00:51:36.640 engage

00:51:37.580 with

00:51:37.780 conflict

00:51:38.360 but

00:51:39.700 the

00:51:40.920 reason

00:51:41.220 why

00:51:41.480 America

00:51:41.840 is

00:51:42.020 the

00:51:42.160 way

00:51:42.340 it

00:51:42.480 is

00:51:42.720 because

00:51:43.100 I

00:51:43.560 see

00:51:43.780 it

00:51:43.900 as

00:51:44.060 basically

00:51:44.600 you

00:51:44.920 know

00:51:45.020 50

00:51:45.300 corporations

00:51:45.880 in

00:51:46.060 a

00:51:46.180 trench

00:51:46.460 suit

00:51:46.700 like

00:51:47.520 it's

00:51:47.860 just

00:51:48.120 it's

00:51:48.800 it's

00:51:49.060 a

00:51:49.200 holdover

00:51:49.740 to

00:51:49.980 extract

00:51:50.520 tax

00:51:51.020 revenue

00:51:51.380 from

00:51:52.280 everyday

00:51:52.960 Americans

00:51:53.500 and then

00:51:54.400 give it

00:51:54.680 directly

00:51:55.100 back to

00:51:55.500 corporations

00:51:56.020 in the

00:51:56.260 form

00:51:56.460 of

00:51:56.600 subsidies

00:51:56.980 without

00:51:57.640 ever

00:51:57.980 regulating

00:51:58.540 them

00:51:58.900 and

00:51:59.300 you

00:51:59.840 know

00:51:59.940 demanding

00:52:00.440 anything

00:52:00.880 in

00:52:01.080 return

00:52:01.540 Lincoln

00:52:02.320 as

00:52:03.560 a

00:52:03.720 young

00:52:03.960 lawyer

00:52:04.380 not

00:52:05.020 yet

00:52:05.340 29

00:52:05.880 years

00:52:06.200 old

00:52:06.440 28

00:52:06.860 years

00:52:07.200 old

00:52:07.520 addresses

00:52:08.260 the

00:52:08.660 young

00:52:08.940 men's

00:52:09.420 lyceum

00:52:10.200 in

00:52:11.040 Springfield

00:52:11.680 Illinois

00:52:12.060 and they're

00:52:13.100 discussing

00:52:13.480 foreign

00:52:13.860 policy

00:52:14.440 and he

00:52:15.140 says

00:52:15.380 whence

00:52:15.920 shall we

00:52:16.520 expect

00:52:16.940 the

00:52:17.140 approach

00:52:17.480 of

00:52:17.660 danger

00:52:18.040 shall

00:52:18.560 some

00:52:18.820 transatlantic

00:52:19.700 giant

00:52:20.180 step

00:52:20.620 the

00:52:20.820 earth

00:52:21.100 and

00:52:21.540 crush

00:52:21.860 us

00:52:22.040 at

00:52:22.200 a

00:52:22.300 blow

00:52:22.560 and

00:52:23.160 then

00:52:23.260 he

00:52:23.400 answers

00:52:23.780 his

00:52:24.000 own

00:52:24.160 question

00:52:24.520 never

00:52:25.140 all

00:52:25.880 the

00:52:26.080 armies

00:52:26.420 of

00:52:26.680 Europe

00:52:27.020 Asia

00:52:27.440 and

00:52:27.680 Africa

00:52:28.080 could

00:52:28.440 not

00:52:28.680 by

00:52:28.900 force

00:52:29.320 take

00:52:29.760 a

00:52:29.900 drink

00:52:30.260 in

00:52:30.500 the

00:52:30.620 Ohio

00:52:30.960 River

00:52:31.300 or

00:52:31.560 make

00:52:31.740 a

00:52:31.880 track

00:52:32.200 in

00:52:32.400 the

00:52:32.520 Blue

00:52:32.700 Ridge

00:52:33.000 in

00:52:33.580 a

00:52:33.740 trial

00:52:34.100 of

00:52:34.260 a

00:52:34.420 thousand

00:52:34.740 years

00:52:35.160 if

00:52:35.760 destruction

00:52:36.420 be

00:52:36.760 our

00:52:36.960 lot

00:52:37.340 we

00:52:37.940 must

00:52:38.200 ourselves

00:52:38.900 be

00:52:39.300 its

00:52:39.480 author

00:52:39.820 and

00:52:40.080 finisher

00:52:40.460 we

00:52:41.140 are

00:52:41.280 a

00:52:41.440 nation

00:52:41.720 of

00:52:41.940 free

00:52:42.180 men

00:52:42.420 who

00:52:42.600 will

00:52:42.760 live

00:52:42.940 forever

00:52:43.340 or

00:52:43.900 die

00:52:44.200 by

00:52:44.460 suicide

00:52:44.900 so

00:52:45.840 there's

00:52:46.860 our

00:52:46.980 challenge

00:52:47.400 right

00:52:47.860 you want

00:52:48.600 to get

00:52:48.840 self

00:52:49.120 involved

00:52:49.540 you want

00:52:49.960 to make

00:52:50.300 your

00:52:50.780 neighbor

00:52:51.040 your

00:52:51.280 enemy

00:52:51.580 you want

00:52:52.080 to make

00:52:52.380 lots

00:52:52.700 of

00:52:52.880 them

00:52:53.200 then

00:52:53.960 you are

00:52:54.340 headed

00:52:54.700 towards

00:52:55.220 that

00:52:55.460 self

00:52:55.820 destruction

00:53:00.960 a

00:53:01.420 corny

00:53:01.780 sort

00:53:02.080 of

00:53:02.480 civic

00:53:03.220 virtue

00:53:04.520 civic

00:53:05.160 energy

00:53:05.660 that

00:53:05.960 comes

00:53:06.560 from

00:53:06.820 the

00:53:06.960 Declaration

00:53:07.340 of

00:53:07.620 Independence

00:53:08.020 like

00:53:08.340 how

00:53:08.880 you

00:53:09.140 can

00:53:09.300 work

00:53:09.600 together

00:53:09.980 to

00:53:10.200 do

00:53:10.420 it

00:53:10.580 and

00:53:10.760 you know

00:53:11.320 a lot

00:53:11.980 of

00:53:12.100 people

00:53:12.360 who

00:53:12.560 are

00:53:12.820 unbelievable

00:53:13.680 citizens

00:53:14.240 it's

00:53:14.600 like

00:53:14.780 they go

00:53:15.380 to the

00:53:15.620 school

00:53:15.800 board

00:53:16.060 meeting

00:53:16.340 they

00:53:17.000 participate

00:53:18.140 in

00:53:18.720 you know

00:53:18.960 I live

00:53:19.480 in

00:53:19.640 New

00:53:19.900 England

00:53:20.140 and

00:53:20.400 we

00:53:20.840 have

00:53:20.980 a

00:53:21.100 town

00:53:21.340 meeting

00:53:21.680 and

00:53:22.160 you know

00:53:22.560 sometimes

00:53:22.880 the

00:53:23.160 biggest

00:53:23.340 decision

00:53:23.780 is

00:53:24.000 whether

00:53:24.200 to

00:53:24.360 buy

00:53:24.520 a

00:53:24.640 new

00:53:24.780 pumper

00:53:25.120 for

00:53:25.320 the

00:53:25.480 fire

00:53:25.720 department

00:53:26.100 that's

00:53:26.580 a big

00:53:26.800 deal

00:53:27.000 that's

00:53:27.540 civics

00:53:28.080 that's

00:53:28.360 dealing

00:53:28.900 with

00:53:29.460 the

00:53:29.580 stuff

00:53:29.820 and

00:53:29.980 it's

00:53:30.160 also

00:53:30.420 saying

00:53:30.940 I've

00:53:31.560 got to

00:53:31.820 vote

00:53:32.100 and I

00:53:33.020 have a

00:53:33.520 responsibility

00:53:34.000 as a

00:53:34.500 citizenship

00:53:34.940 to do

00:53:35.500 it

00:53:35.660 and then

00:53:36.360 we'll

00:53:36.680 save

00:53:36.860 our

00:53:36.980 country

00:53:37.220 then

00:53:37.560 you know

00:53:39.040 if

00:53:39.260 you like

00:53:40.140 the

00:53:40.720 abstraction

00:53:41.520 of

00:53:42.420 disagreement

00:53:43.320 and violence

00:53:44.160 and all

00:53:44.480 that sort

00:53:44.820 of stuff

00:53:45.120 where suddenly

00:53:45.620 just because

00:53:46.540 your feed

00:53:47.400 tells you

00:53:47.940 one thing

00:53:48.440 that somebody

00:53:48.980 is an

00:53:49.240 enemy

00:53:49.480 then

00:53:50.260 you're

00:53:50.440 lost

00:53:50.800 but if

00:53:51.240 you look

00:53:51.680 across the

00:53:52.180 room

00:53:52.360 and you

00:53:52.600 say

00:53:52.880 you know

00:53:53.600 I don't

00:53:54.040 share in

00:53:55.720 much with

00:53:56.000 somebody

00:53:56.340 who comes

00:53:57.020 from

00:53:57.280 Louisiana

00:53:57.740 and lives

00:53:58.300 in Tennessee

00:53:58.840 I was

00:53:59.940 born in

00:54:00.580 Brooklyn

00:54:01.000 and grew

00:54:01.980 up in

00:54:02.340 Delaware

00:54:02.640 and Michigan

00:54:03.300 and now

00:54:04.120 I've lived

00:54:04.480 in New

00:54:04.800 England

00:54:05.080 for the

00:54:05.580 last

00:54:06.080 you know

00:54:06.680 54 years

00:54:08.320 what will

00:54:09.060 we have

00:54:09.400 in common

00:54:09.840 we share

00:54:10.760 a love

00:54:11.200 of those

00:54:11.640 ideas

00:54:12.040 we share

00:54:12.620 a love

00:54:13.060 of that

00:54:13.380 process

00:54:13.900 the pursuit

00:54:15.140 of happiness

00:54:16.380 God

00:54:16.920 see the

00:54:18.040 thing is

00:54:18.500 man

00:54:18.780 if Trump

00:54:19.760 succeeds

00:54:21.120 at the

00:54:22.780 reshoring

00:54:23.340 effort

00:54:23.780 with the

00:54:24.560 tariffs

00:54:24.900 yeah

00:54:25.740 that's

00:54:26.120 part

00:54:26.420 of

00:54:26.560 it

00:54:26.720 but

00:54:26.960 if

00:54:27.280 in

00:54:27.560 if

00:54:28.140 in

00:54:28.500 general

00:54:29.000 he

00:54:29.640 gets

00:54:29.920 manufacturing

00:54:30.840 reinvigorated

00:54:32.340 in this

00:54:32.720 country

00:54:33.180 then

00:54:34.100 there's

00:54:35.000 going to

00:54:35.140 be a

00:54:35.360 challenge

00:54:35.780 that

00:54:36.080 a lot

00:54:36.680 of

00:54:36.760 people

00:54:36.940 aren't

00:54:37.260 talking

00:54:37.620 about

00:54:37.860 which

00:54:38.140 which

00:54:38.560 is

00:54:38.760 labor

00:54:39.140 right

00:54:39.800 so

00:54:40.260 there's

00:54:40.640 in

00:54:41.460 January

00:54:41.900 there

00:54:42.220 were

00:54:42.560 482,000

00:54:44.660 open

00:54:45.680 positions

00:54:46.500 in

00:54:47.180 manufacturing

00:54:47.860 in this

00:54:48.440 country

00:54:48.880 right

00:54:49.820 480,000

00:54:50.920 open

00:54:51.420 positions

00:54:51.860 if

00:54:52.880 he

00:54:53.600 gets

00:54:53.860 his

00:54:54.020 way

00:54:54.320 and

00:54:55.020 this

00:54:55.340 all

00:54:55.580 gets

00:54:55.800 reinvigorated

00:54:56.720 you're

00:54:57.400 talking

00:54:57.580 about

00:54:57.780 2 or

00:54:58.060 3

00:54:58.280 million

00:54:58.580 new

00:54:59.060 jobs

00:54:59.560 but

00:55:00.340 there's

00:55:01.400 there's

00:55:02.540 no

00:55:02.660 workforce

00:55:03.100 sitting

00:55:03.560 there

00:55:03.760 going

00:55:04.020 this

00:55:04.200 is

00:55:04.320 what

00:55:04.460 I

00:55:04.560 want

00:55:04.700 to

00:55:04.820 do

00:55:05.060 or

00:55:05.400 prepare

00:55:05.760 to

00:55:05.960 do

00:55:06.120 it

00:55:06.300 that

00:55:06.640 they're

00:55:06.880 not

00:55:07.060 so

00:55:07.560 there's

00:55:07.780 a

00:55:07.880 skills

00:55:08.120 gap

00:55:08.340 for

00:55:08.520 sure

00:55:08.760 okay

00:55:09.180 but

00:55:09.540 there's

00:55:09.820 also

00:55:10.220 a

00:55:10.740 will

00:55:11.880 gap

00:55:12.240 right

00:55:12.560 Donald

00:55:13.340 Trump

00:55:13.720 is

00:55:14.920 going

00:55:15.840 down

00:55:16.080 a

00:55:16.240 road

00:55:16.560 and

00:55:16.920 if

00:55:17.040 he

00:55:17.160 succeeds

00:55:17.760 he's

00:55:18.420 going

00:55:18.720 to

00:55:19.180 create

00:55:20.220 millions

00:55:21.260 of

00:55:21.620 manufacturing

00:55:22.280 jobs

00:55:22.860 in a

00:55:23.520 country

00:55:23.960 that

00:55:24.640 currently

00:55:25.120 has

00:55:25.740 nearly

00:55:26.400 500,000

00:55:27.520 manufacturing

00:55:28.260 jobs

00:55:28.880 open

00:55:29.540 because

00:55:30.480 the

00:55:31.080 people

00:55:31.400 who run

00:55:31.900 those

00:55:32.280 factories

00:55:32.760 can't

00:55:33.940 find

00:55:34.320 people

00:55:34.780 who

00:55:35.320 want

00:55:35.620 to

00:55:35.780 do

00:55:35.920 the

00:55:36.120 work

00:55:36.500 so

00:55:36.980 it's

00:55:37.420 not

00:55:37.700 enough

00:55:37.960 to

00:55:38.200 create

00:55:38.740 the

00:55:39.360 jobs

00:55:39.880 right

00:55:40.140 and

00:55:40.740 look

00:55:40.960 a lot

00:55:41.240 of

00:55:41.320 your

00:55:41.860 listeners

00:55:42.200 are probably

00:55:42.640 thinking

00:55:42.860 well

00:55:43.120 make

00:55:43.800 the

00:55:43.940 pay

00:55:44.140 better

00:55:44.440 make

00:55:45.020 it

00:55:45.160 more

00:55:45.420 interesting

00:55:47.020 make

00:55:47.400 it

00:55:47.500 more

00:55:47.640 palatable

00:55:48.140 and

00:55:48.380 we

00:55:48.520 can

00:55:48.660 have

00:55:48.800 that

00:55:48.980 conversation

00:55:49.540 for

00:55:49.820 sure

00:55:50.060 but

00:55:50.600 the

00:55:50.780 bigger

00:55:51.000 issue

00:55:51.360 still

00:55:51.800 is

00:55:52.200 there's

00:55:53.280 no

00:55:53.440 enthusiasm

00:55:53.960 for

00:55:54.520 the

00:55:54.700 work

00:55:54.940 we

00:55:55.120 took

00:55:55.300 shop

00:55:55.600 class

00:55:55.980 out

00:55:56.200 of

00:55:56.300 high

00:55:56.540 school

00:55:56.860 we

00:55:57.140 robbed

00:55:57.560 kids

00:55:58.060 of

00:55:58.260 the

00:55:58.380 opportunity

00:55:58.920 to

00:55:59.140 even

00:55:59.320 see

00:55:59.620 what

00:55:59.820 that

00:56:00.040 kind

00:56:00.300 of

00:56:00.420 work

00:56:00.920 even

00:56:01.480 looks

00:56:01.800 like

00:56:02.180 meanwhile

00:56:02.900 we

00:56:03.560 told

00:56:03.760 a whole

00:56:03.980 generation

00:56:04.540 of

00:56:04.760 kids

00:56:04.980 they

00:56:05.160 were

00:56:05.320 screwed

00:56:06.120 if

00:56:07.340 they

00:56:07.500 didn't

00:56:07.920 get

00:56:08.120 a

00:56:08.240 four

00:56:08.480 year

00:56:08.760 degree

00:56:09.480 Thomas

00:56:10.040 Massey

00:56:10.460 thanks

00:56:10.700 for

00:56:10.840 coming

00:56:11.060 in

00:56:11.400 man

00:56:11.760 absolutely

00:56:12.380 good

00:56:12.760 to

00:56:12.900 see

00:56:13.160 you

00:56:13.360 dude

00:56:13.720 good

00:56:13.960 to

00:56:14.040 be

00:56:14.180 here

00:56:14.400 just

00:56:14.680 had

00:56:15.020 to

00:56:15.140 cross

00:56:15.360 the

00:56:15.520 state

00:56:15.740 border

00:56:16.040 to

00:56:16.240 get

00:56:16.420 here

00:56:16.660 yeah

00:56:16.940 that's

00:56:17.220 what

00:56:17.300 I

00:56:17.420 see

00:56:17.540 from

00:56:17.720 Kentucky

00:56:18.160 and

00:56:18.620 you

00:56:18.800 drove

00:56:19.800 like

00:56:20.120 you

00:56:20.240 just

00:56:20.440 took

00:56:20.700 me

00:56:20.900 into

00:56:21.280 your

00:56:21.800 home

00:56:22.880 in

00:56:23.360 your

00:56:23.520 camper

00:56:23.920 home

00:56:24.420 vehicle

00:56:25.340 it's

00:56:25.880 a

00:56:26.080 F-250

00:56:26.660 with

00:56:27.120 a

00:56:27.240 truck

00:56:27.440 camper

00:56:27.840 and

00:56:28.600 I

00:56:28.740 lived

00:56:29.060 for

00:56:29.260 two

00:56:29.500 solid

00:56:29.800 years

00:56:30.140 in

00:56:30.360 it

00:56:30.480 DC

00:56:30.900 still

00:56:31.680 occasionally

00:56:32.180 do

00:56:32.560 and

00:56:33.420 where

00:56:33.540 would

00:56:33.680 you

00:56:33.760 park

00:56:34.000 that

00:56:34.180 thing

00:56:34.420 at

00:56:34.680 well

00:56:35.400 I

00:56:35.560 don't

00:56:35.720 want

00:56:35.880 to

00:56:36.000 disclose

00:56:36.320 where

00:56:36.660 I

00:56:36.820 park

00:56:37.240 but

00:56:37.520 I

00:56:37.680 did

00:56:37.860 get

00:56:38.040 in

00:56:38.180 trouble

00:56:38.600 I

00:56:39.300 parked

00:56:39.560 the

00:56:39.880 truck

00:56:40.620 camper

00:56:41.040 it's

00:56:41.500 a

00:56:41.600 super

00:56:41.840 duty

00:56:42.200 it's

00:56:42.660 got

00:56:42.860 a

00:56:43.020 even

00:56:43.460 though

00:56:43.640 it

00:56:43.780 fits

00:56:43.980 in

00:56:44.100 the

00:56:44.200 back

00:56:44.400 of

00:56:44.520 a

00:56:44.640 pickup

00:56:44.900 it's

00:56:45.120 got

00:56:45.240 a

00:56:45.360 shower

00:56:45.740 bathroom

00:56:46.300 stove

00:56:46.760 and

00:56:46.940 a

00:56:47.040 fridge

00:56:47.360 it felt

00:56:47.540 super

00:56:47.820 when I

00:56:48.060 was

00:56:48.220 in

00:56:48.400 there

00:56:48.620 that

00:56:48.880 living

00:56:49.160 arrangement

00:56:49.680 in

00:56:49.920 there

00:56:50.120 I

00:56:50.280 could

00:56:50.400 have

00:56:50.540 definitely

00:56:51.000 cozied

00:56:51.940 up

00:56:52.120 it felt

00:56:52.380 very

00:56:52.660 cool

00:56:53.020 the milk

00:56:53.460 felt

00:56:53.740 cold

00:56:54.100 in

00:57:04.420 down

00:57:04.600 and

00:57:04.740 eating

00:57:05.000 and

00:57:05.800 watching

00:57:06.180 loved

00:57:06.520 ones

00:57:06.720 eat

00:57:07.020 sometimes

00:57:08.540 it can

00:57:08.960 get a

00:57:09.200 little

00:57:09.320 chaotic

00:57:09.860 I

00:57:11.320 remember

00:57:11.640 my

00:57:12.000 aunt

00:57:12.380 we

00:57:12.560 went

00:57:12.760 to

00:57:12.860 her

00:57:13.020 house

00:57:13.260 one

00:57:13.520 year

00:57:13.760 and

00:57:14.000 she

00:57:16.140 made

00:57:16.400 a

00:57:16.600 cornbread

00:57:17.200 dressing

00:57:17.820 type

00:57:19.300 of

00:57:19.460 deal

00:57:19.780 and

00:57:20.120 had

00:57:20.320 not

00:57:20.680 cooked

00:57:21.640 it

00:57:21.880 hadn't

00:57:22.300 cooked

00:57:22.540 it

00:57:22.660 forgot

00:57:22.900 she

00:57:23.140 hadn't

00:57:23.320 cooked

00:57:23.520 it

00:57:23.740 and

00:57:24.220 just

00:57:24.340 put

00:57:24.520 it

00:57:24.640 out

00:57:24.760 with

00:57:24.900 the

00:57:24.980 other

00:57:25.080 stuff

00:57:25.320 and

00:57:25.400 everybody

00:57:25.580 ate

00:57:25.860 it

00:57:26.080 and

00:57:27.080 it

00:57:27.240 was

00:57:27.440 just

00:57:27.660 people

00:57:27.920 thought

00:57:28.200 it

00:57:28.320 was

00:57:28.440 just

00:57:28.580 like

00:57:28.740 a

00:57:28.880 weird

00:57:29.200 soup

00:57:29.660 or

00:57:29.820 something

00:57:30.120 and

00:57:30.260 it

00:57:30.320 was

00:57:30.440 horrible

00:57:30.800 but

00:57:32.040 that's

00:57:32.340 life

00:57:32.700 you

00:57:34.240 know

00:57:34.400 holiday

00:57:35.100 meals

00:57:35.460 aren't

00:57:35.640 about

00:57:35.840 perfect

00:57:36.360 food

00:57:36.820 they're

00:57:37.040 just

00:57:37.200 about

00:57:37.480 really

00:57:37.700 getting

00:57:38.040 together

00:57:38.480 and

00:57:39.360 good

00:57:39.780 ranchers

00:57:40.440 helps

00:57:41.160 do that

00:57:41.560 better

00:57:41.820 than

00:57:42.080 anyone

00:57:42.620 good

00:57:43.340 ranchers

00:57:43.840 is

00:57:44.060 locally

00:57:44.520 sourced

00:57:45.200 meat

00:57:46.380 and

00:57:46.860 poultry

00:57:47.360 it's

00:57:48.160 the

00:57:48.960 chicken

00:57:49.520 nuggets

00:57:50.040 that they

00:57:50.400 have

00:57:50.780 the

00:57:51.100 no

00:57:51.340 seed

00:57:51.700 oils

00:57:51.980 they

00:57:52.180 do

00:57:52.400 it

00:57:52.520 it's

00:57:52.740 good

00:57:53.000 for

00:57:53.200 you

00:57:53.420 and

00:57:53.980 it's

00:57:54.140 made

00:57:54.340 right

00:57:54.620 here

00:57:54.780 in

00:57:54.900 America

00:57:55.180 a

00:57:55.560 lot

00:57:55.700 of

00:57:55.780 these

00:57:55.900 companies

00:57:56.200 say

00:57:56.420 we're

00:57:56.580 made

00:57:56.760 in

00:57:56.880 America

00:57:57.100 and

00:57:57.560 they're

00:57:57.720 living

00:57:57.940 a

00:57:58.120 lie

00:57:58.400 but

00:57:58.740 not

00:57:59.040 good

00:57:59.320 ranchers

00:57:59.860 we've

00:58:00.460 checked

00:58:00.720 them

00:58:00.880 out

00:58:01.060 and

00:58:01.220 they're

00:58:01.900 as

00:58:02.060 true

00:58:02.320 as

00:58:02.500 true

00:58:02.680 can

00:58:02.900 be

00:58:03.220 good

00:58:03.720 ranchers

00:58:04.180 offers

00:58:04.520 an

00:58:04.800 e-gift

00:58:05.460 option

00:58:05.980 where

00:58:06.660 you

00:58:06.820 can

00:58:06.980 pick

00:58:07.200 the

00:58:07.400 exact

00:58:07.780 time

00:58:08.360 and

00:58:08.600 date

00:58:08.960 that

00:58:09.660 the

00:58:09.820 email

00:58:10.180 arrives

00:58:10.840 yep

00:58:11.660 what's

00:58:12.280 that

00:58:12.400 coming

00:58:12.620 down

00:58:12.800 the

00:58:12.980 chimney

00:58:13.260 oh

00:58:13.420 that's

00:58:13.600 a

00:58:13.720 dang

00:58:14.020 email

00:58:14.780 from

00:58:15.420 good

00:58:15.780 ranchers

00:58:16.360 and

00:58:16.720 you

00:58:16.840 can

00:58:17.000 use

00:58:17.220 our

00:58:17.420 code

00:58:17.700 theo

00:58:18.080 to

00:58:18.300 get

00:58:18.440 $25

00:58:19.100 off

00:58:19.740 your

00:58:19.940 first

00:58:20.300 order

00:58:20.660 plus

00:58:21.540 they

00:58:21.680 have

00:58:21.800 a

00:58:21.920 subscription

00:58:22.260 model

00:58:22.700 where

00:58:22.940 you

00:58:23.040 can

00:58:23.160 keep

00:58:23.380 it

00:58:23.520 coming

00:58:23.780 and

00:58:24.720 when

00:58:24.840 you

00:58:24.940 do

00:58:25.060 that

00:58:25.240 you'll

00:58:25.400 get

00:58:25.500 to

00:58:25.620 pick

00:58:25.780 out

00:58:26.000 which

00:58:27.000 one

00:58:27.200 of

00:58:27.320 their

00:58:27.420 best

00:58:27.780 selling

00:58:28.100 cuts

00:58:28.500 you

00:58:28.660 want

00:58:28.880 free

00:58:29.320 in

00:58:29.620 every

00:58:29.980 order

00:58:30.360 for

00:58:30.780 life

00:58:31.140 that's

00:58:31.980 free

00:58:32.220 chicken

00:58:32.540 thighs

00:58:32.940 free

00:58:33.540 wagyu

00:58:34.020 burgers

00:58:34.380 or

00:58:34.600 free

00:58:34.840 bacon

00:58:35.240 in

00:58:35.680 every

00:58:35.900 order

00:58:36.240 for

00:58:36.740 life

00:58:37.020 you

00:58:37.160 pick

00:58:37.400 one

00:58:37.660 good

00:58:38.180 ranchers

00:58:38.880 use

00:58:39.680 code

00:58:39.960 theo

00:58:40.280 to

00:58:40.440 get

00:58:40.580 $25

00:58:41.120 off

00:58:41.780 I'm

00:58:42.260 going

00:58:42.340 to

00:58:42.400 put

00:58:49.100 first

00:58:49.360 app

00:58:49.800 that

00:58:50.140 I

00:58:50.300 open

00:58:50.640 because

00:58:51.720 it

00:58:51.920 doesn't

00:58:52.200 force

00:58:52.580 you

00:58:52.700 to

00:58:52.820 buy

00:58:52.960 a

00:58:53.100 whole

00:58:53.280 coin

00:58:53.780 and

00:58:54.680 it's

00:58:54.900 super

00:58:55.180 easy

00:58:55.460 to

00:58:55.640 use

00:58:56.080 moon

00:58:56.640 pay

00:58:57.000 is

00:58:57.660 one

00:58:57.800 of

00:58:57.860 the

00:58:57.960 biggest

00:58:58.180 partners

00:58:58.520 on

00:58:58.780 the

00:58:58.900 show

00:58:59.140 and

00:58:59.600 I'm

00:58:59.700 excited

00:58:59.960 to

00:59:00.140 share

00:59:00.480 that

00:59:01.000 I've

00:59:01.260 made

00:59:01.480 the

00:59:01.620 decision

00:59:01.880 to

00:59:02.060 accept

00:59:02.340 my

00:59:02.540 compensation

00:59:03.120 from

00:59:03.860 them

00:59:04.060 in

00:59:04.300 Bitcoin

00:59:04.740 instead

00:59:05.460 of

00:59:05.720 US

00:59:06.120 dollars

00:59:06.520 that's

00:59:06.920 facts

00:59:07.380 I'm

00:59:08.400 planning

00:59:08.600 to

00:59:08.760 hold

00:59:08.980 and

00:59:09.200 save

00:59:09.460 that

00:59:09.660 Bitcoin

00:59:10.180 in

00:59:10.700 my

00:59:10.940 moon

00:59:11.280 pay

00:59:11.540 account

00:59:12.020 the

00:59:12.780 Bitcoin

00:59:13.060 will

00:59:19.100 US

00:59:19.400 dollars

00:59:19.820 continues

00:59:20.620 to

00:59:20.960 fluctuate

00:59:21.500 in

00:59:21.680 value

00:59:22.100 so

00:59:22.700 by

00:59:22.840 making

00:59:23.100 this

00:59:23.380 decision

00:59:23.780 I'm

00:59:24.040 diversifying

00:59:24.800 my

00:59:25.100 portfolio

00:59:25.700 and

00:59:26.480 hopefully

00:59:26.740 earning

00:59:27.020 more

00:59:27.280 from

00:59:27.500 our

00:59:27.660 partnership

00:59:28.140 than

00:59:28.440 I

00:59:28.580 would

00:59:28.740 have

00:59:29.040 otherwise

00:59:29.660 remember

00:59:30.640 while

00:59:31.020 moon

00:59:31.360 pay

00:59:31.560 makes

00:59:31.840 buying

00:59:32.180 crypto

00:59:32.520 straightforward

00:59:33.080 it's

00:59:33.560 essential

00:59:33.940 to

00:59:34.260 do

00:59:34.500 your

00:59:34.780 own

00:59:35.360 research

00:59:36.840 and

00:59:37.560 understand

00:59:37.900 the

00:59:38.220 risks

00:59:38.540 involved

00:59:39.180 crypto

00:59:39.800 trading

00:59:40.120 can

00:59:40.320 be

00:59:40.460 volatile

00:59:40.780 and

00:59:41.320 you

00:59:41.440 could

00:59:41.580 lose

00:59:41.940 your

00:59:42.140 investment

00:59:42.760 moon

00:59:43.680 pay

00:59:43.880 is

00:59:44.140 a

00:59:44.320 tool

00:59:44.640 to

00:59:45.040 facilitate

00:59:45.480 transactions

00:59:46.200 not

00:59:46.720 a

00:59:46.920 source

00:59:47.180 of

00:59:47.400 financial

00:59:47.800 advice

00:59:48.420 trade

00:59:49.420 responsibly

00:59:50.380 contraception

00:59:52.500 begins

00:59:53.160 at

00:59:53.320 erection

00:59:53.920 now

00:59:54.380 so

00:59:55.820 there's

00:59:56.240 a law

00:59:56.580 that

00:59:56.740 they're

00:59:56.900 pushing

00:59:57.200 Ohio

00:59:57.700 Democratic

00:59:58.100 lawmakers

00:59:58.500 propose

00:59:58.960 conception

01:00:00.080 begins

01:00:00.680 at

01:00:00.920 erection

01:00:01.340 so

01:00:01.860 they're

01:00:02.480 trying

01:00:02.760 to

01:00:02.900 put

01:00:03.040 it

01:00:03.140 on

01:00:03.240 the

01:00:03.360 men

01:00:03.540 a

01:00:03.660 little

01:00:03.760 bit

01:00:03.940 more

01:00:04.220 so

01:00:04.920 what

01:00:05.100 exactly

01:00:05.560 are

01:00:05.820 they

01:00:05.920 going

01:00:06.040 to

01:00:06.120 do

01:00:06.300 about

01:00:06.520 this

01:00:06.840 now

01:00:07.100 well

01:00:07.460 a

01:00:07.600 new

01:00:07.720 bill

01:00:07.860 in

01:00:07.980 Ohio

01:00:08.300 would

01:00:08.540 make

01:00:08.720 it

01:00:08.800 a

01:00:08.940 crime

01:00:09.380 for

01:00:09.580 men

01:00:09.700 to

01:00:09.800 ejaculate

01:00:10.380 without

01:00:10.600 intending

01:00:11.120 to

01:00:11.300 have

01:00:11.440 a

01:00:11.580 baby

01:00:11.960 oh

01:00:12.480 wow

01:00:12.880 that

01:00:17.800 people

01:00:18.180 probably

01:00:18.660 would

01:00:18.900 be

01:00:19.040 guilty

01:00:19.320 of

01:00:19.580 for

01:00:19.760 sure

01:00:20.060 hey

01:00:20.380 shoot

01:00:20.720 and

01:00:20.880 shoot

01:00:21.160 you

01:00:21.360 know

01:00:21.560 yeah

01:00:21.820 yeah

01:00:22.120 I could

01:00:22.400 see

01:00:22.680 that

01:00:22.940 being

01:00:23.180 I mean

01:00:23.420 I don't

01:00:23.580 want to

01:00:23.780 get in

01:00:24.080 too much

01:00:24.640 personal

01:00:25.040 detail

01:00:25.440 but I

01:00:25.780 think

01:00:25.960 I'd

01:00:26.140 probably

01:00:26.400 be

01:00:26.740 locked

01:00:27.840 up

01:00:28.020 for a

01:00:28.240 long

01:00:28.360 time

01:00:28.660 hey

01:00:31.380 yeah

01:00:31.700 oh

01:00:32.160 we're

01:00:32.280 going

01:00:32.380 to

01:00:32.500 visit

01:00:32.680 Tom

01:00:32.980 this

01:00:33.180 weekend

01:00:33.420 again

01:00:33.740 yeah

01:00:34.120 he's

01:00:34.400 behind bars

01:00:35.240 yeah

01:00:35.600 my gosh

01:00:36.180 I thought

01:00:36.460 he was

01:00:36.600 going to

01:00:36.740 get

01:00:36.900 paroled

01:00:37.500 plenty

01:00:37.700 of

01:00:37.860 time

01:00:38.040 to

01:00:38.180 break

01:00:38.380 the

01:00:38.520 law

01:00:38.700 in

01:00:38.880 jail

01:00:39.100 though

01:00:39.440 $10,000

01:00:43.440 per

01:00:44.040 discharge

01:00:44.700 that's

01:00:46.880 who

01:00:47.260 but here's

01:00:47.660 the thing

01:00:47.940 some

01:00:48.260 dudes

01:00:48.440 just

01:00:48.700 running

01:00:49.140 around

01:00:49.800 skeeting

01:00:50.640 or whatever

01:00:51.020 they call

01:00:51.440 it and

01:00:51.660 I don't

01:00:51.860 know what

01:00:52.040 they call

01:00:52.300 it in

01:00:52.440 different

01:00:52.600 countries

01:00:52.900 but

01:00:53.120 they're

01:00:54.080 not

01:00:54.280 going to

01:00:54.440 have

01:00:54.560 an

01:00:54.660 extra

01:00:54.860 10k

01:00:55.840 on

01:00:56.080 them

01:00:56.180 you're

01:00:56.400 going to

01:00:56.460 have

01:00:56.600 the

01:00:57.120 court

01:00:57.480 system

01:00:57.820 would

01:00:58.020 be

01:00:58.200 filled

01:00:59.080 with

01:01:00.020 every

01:01:00.620 every

01:01:01.680 kid

01:01:02.040 in

01:01:02.140 the

01:01:02.300 world

01:01:02.580 every

01:01:02.940 14

01:01:03.580 year

01:01:03.800 old

01:01:04.020 kid

01:01:04.340 yeah

01:01:04.560 I mean

01:01:04.860 I'm

01:01:05.200 assuming

01:01:05.540 yeah

01:01:06.300 does

01:01:06.920 this

01:01:07.100 I don't

01:01:07.560 I don't

01:01:07.840 know how

01:01:08.140 much I

01:01:08.420 want to

01:01:08.640 talk

01:01:08.840 about

01:01:09.060 this

01:01:09.260 in

01:01:09.380 detail

01:01:09.680 I'm

01:01:10.500 going to

01:01:10.600 say

01:01:10.760 you don't

01:01:11.100 get

01:01:11.240 pregnant

01:01:11.500 on your

01:01:11.780 own

01:01:12.100 I was

01:01:12.960 so

01:01:13.200 lucky

01:01:13.560 because

01:01:13.820 you used

01:01:14.280 to do

01:01:14.480 a little

01:01:14.680 sniffy

01:01:15.000 jiffy

01:01:15.260 I heard

01:01:15.540 and

01:01:15.980 it is

01:01:17.600 fun

01:01:18.960 there are

01:01:20.040 negatives

01:01:20.540 but we

01:01:21.740 always start

01:01:22.220 with the

01:01:22.480 positives

01:01:22.860 especially

01:01:23.300 about that

01:01:23.780 if I

01:01:24.800 could

01:01:25.040 afford

01:01:25.680 more

01:01:26.060 when I

01:01:26.400 was

01:01:26.640 parking

01:01:27.180 cars

01:01:27.600 and being

01:01:27.860 a bus

01:01:28.180 boy

01:01:28.380 I

01:01:28.700 would

01:01:28.900 have

01:01:29.060 definitely

01:01:30.280 gone

01:01:30.560 crazy

01:01:30.920 I

01:01:31.360 could

01:01:31.620 not

01:01:31.900 thank

01:01:32.180 God

01:01:32.480 I

01:01:33.320 could

01:01:33.480 do

01:01:33.620 a

01:01:33.760 quarter

01:01:33.980 gram

01:01:34.280 and

01:01:34.400 even

01:01:38.200 that

01:01:38.620 wasn't

01:01:38.980 money

01:01:39.220 well

01:01:39.440 spent

01:01:39.720 but

01:01:39.980 don't

01:01:40.420 get

01:01:40.540 all

01:01:40.660 excited

01:01:40.960 you're

01:01:41.160 getting

01:01:41.240 a boner

01:01:41.880 it is

01:01:42.600 exciting

01:01:43.060 I mean

01:01:43.640 talking

01:01:44.080 about it

01:01:44.620 doing it

01:01:44.980 it was

01:01:45.300 fun

01:01:45.620 it was

01:01:45.900 hard

01:01:46.140 to just

01:01:46.580 quit

01:01:47.640 it

01:01:47.820 but

01:01:48.000 I just

01:01:48.800 watch

01:01:49.200 and you

01:01:49.440 go

01:01:49.660 no way

01:01:50.480 to have

01:01:50.740 a career

01:01:51.160 there's

01:01:51.840 no way

01:01:52.100 to have

01:01:52.280 anything

01:01:52.520 good

01:01:52.820 with all

01:01:53.140 this

01:01:53.320 pressure

01:01:53.700 and

01:01:53.860 shit

01:01:54.000 you

01:01:54.100 gotta

01:01:54.220 do

01:01:54.420 and

01:01:54.840 people

01:01:55.080 like

01:01:55.240 to

01:01:55.360 rat

01:01:55.540 you

01:01:55.660 out

01:01:55.900 and

01:01:56.020 people

01:01:56.200 like

01:01:56.380 to

01:01:56.520 say

01:01:56.800 this

01:01:57.560 guy

01:01:57.840 you

01:01:57.980 know

01:01:58.080 he's

01:01:58.280 little

01:01:59.280 power

01:02:01.460 flower

01:02:01.940 now

01:02:02.160 and

01:02:02.280 then

01:02:02.440 so

01:02:02.660 if

01:02:03.260 they

01:02:03.420 start

01:02:03.680 getting

01:02:03.880 that

01:02:04.040 word

01:02:04.240 out

01:02:04.420 there

01:02:04.660 I

01:02:05.300 luckily

01:02:05.580 never

01:02:05.820 got

01:02:06.000 that

01:02:06.160 word

01:02:06.360 I

01:02:06.820 didn't

01:02:07.040 do

01:02:07.180 any

01:02:07.320 of

01:02:07.420 the

01:02:07.500 whole

01:02:07.780 SNL

01:02:08.240 and

01:02:08.400 that's

01:02:08.620 the

01:02:08.760 funniest

01:02:09.000 part

01:02:09.320 is

01:02:09.440 that

01:02:09.580 I

01:02:10.040 did

01:02:10.320 dabbled

01:02:10.800 a little

01:02:10.980 bit

01:02:11.120 before

01:02:11.380 that

01:02:11.700 just

01:02:12.380 because

01:02:12.560 I

01:02:29.280 see

01:02:29.520 and

01:02:30.160 then

01:02:30.300 yeah

01:02:30.780 brother

01:02:31.140 but

01:02:31.420 one

01:02:31.620 time

01:02:31.820 I

01:02:31.920 did

01:02:32.040 a lot

01:02:32.320 and

01:02:32.420 I

01:02:32.520 was

01:02:32.660 like

01:02:32.960 yeah

01:02:33.480 I

01:02:33.700 feel like

01:02:33.900 I

01:02:34.000 should

01:02:34.140 go to

01:02:34.480 the

01:02:34.680 hospital

01:02:35.460 you know

01:02:36.360 and

01:02:38.940 you'll

01:02:39.240 walk

01:02:39.580 over

01:02:39.800 there

01:02:39.960 that's

01:02:40.240 the

01:02:40.360 craziest

01:02:40.780 is

01:02:41.100 no

01:02:41.300 I

01:02:41.420 sprinted

01:02:42.500 no

01:02:44.320 because

01:02:44.620 the

01:02:44.840 funny

01:02:45.020 thing

01:02:45.200 is

01:02:45.340 you

01:02:45.420 just

01:02:45.600 turn

01:02:45.800 into

01:02:45.980 JonBenet

01:02:46.500 one bump

01:02:47.140 and I'm

01:02:47.360 like

01:02:47.540 I'm a

01:02:47.980 Yankee

01:02:48.300 Doodle

01:02:48.600 Dandy

01:02:49.060 and I'm

01:02:49.480 feeling

01:02:49.700 great

01:02:50.180 and

01:02:51.180 then

01:02:51.720 I

01:02:52.220 made

01:02:53.520 my

01:02:53.740 friend

01:02:54.020 drive

01:02:54.340 me

01:02:54.560 and

01:02:55.420 I

01:02:55.540 got

01:02:55.780 there

01:02:56.060 and

01:02:56.400 he's

01:02:56.620 like

01:02:56.840 and

01:02:57.220 it

01:02:57.300 was

01:02:57.440 freezing

01:02:57.820 and

01:02:58.020 I

01:02:58.100 was

01:02:58.240 shaking

01:02:58.600 and

01:02:58.820 tight

01:02:59.080 and

01:03:00.100 he

01:03:00.380 goes

01:03:00.640 you

01:03:00.960 gotta

01:03:01.140 go

01:03:01.400 in

01:03:01.600 there

01:03:01.800 and

01:03:01.920 he

01:03:02.280 goes

01:03:02.420 but

01:03:02.540 they're

01:03:02.700 gonna

01:03:02.820 ask

01:03:03.200 because

01:03:03.460 I

01:03:03.560 did

01:03:03.680 stand up

01:03:04.080 for

01:03:04.280 about

01:03:04.460 a

01:03:04.580 year

01:03:04.800 and

01:03:05.660 they

01:03:05.780 go

01:03:05.960 they're

01:03:06.120 gonna

01:03:06.260 ask

01:03:06.700 they're

01:03:08.120 gonna

01:03:08.260 have

01:03:08.580 to

01:03:08.680 call

01:03:08.800 the

01:03:08.940 police

01:03:09.160 I go

01:03:09.360 no

01:03:09.520 no

01:03:09.640 no

01:03:09.760 no

01:03:09.800 extra

01:03:10.720 scared

01:03:11.080 and

01:03:11.560 he

01:03:11.680 cranks

01:03:11.960 the

01:03:12.140 heater

01:03:12.400 on

01:03:12.640 in

01:03:12.720 the

01:03:12.840 car

01:03:13.020 and

01:03:13.160 I'm

01:03:13.280 starting

01:03:13.540 to

01:03:13.700 sweat

01:03:14.100 but

01:03:14.920 this

01:03:15.180 is

01:03:15.440 a

01:03:16.020 good

01:03:16.200 friend

01:03:16.440 because

01:03:16.640 he

01:03:16.740 was

01:03:16.900 there

01:03:17.040 with

01:03:17.140 me

01:03:17.240 for

01:03:17.380 three

01:03:17.600 hours

01:03:17.820 he

01:03:17.940 goes

01:03:18.080 I'll

01:03:19.060 let

01:03:19.200 you

01:03:19.300 you

01:03:19.440 should

01:03:19.540 go

01:03:19.660 in

01:03:19.760 there

01:03:19.840 in

01:03:19.920 a

01:03:20.020 second

01:03:20.260 but

01:03:20.420 just

01:03:20.600 tell

01:03:21.100 me

01:03:21.240 more

01:03:21.500 and

01:03:21.660 I

01:03:42.840 jinking

01:03:43.280 me

01:03:44.000 what

01:03:47.220 a

01:03:47.340 great

01:03:47.540 guy

01:03:47.820 and

01:03:48.920 they

01:03:50.240 make

01:03:50.540 me

01:03:50.740 jump

01:03:51.040 that's

01:03:53.400 that's

01:03:53.720 why

01:03:54.020 people

01:03:54.920 gravitate

01:03:56.140 to you

01:03:56.780 because

01:03:57.340 there's

01:03:58.200 nobody

01:03:58.480 like

01:03:58.880 you

01:03:59.160 well

01:04:00.580 thanks

01:04:00.960 man

01:04:01.180 I

01:04:01.340 feel

01:04:01.540 the

01:04:01.700 same

01:04:01.960 about

01:04:02.960 you

01:04:03.260 I

01:04:03.400 feel

01:04:03.580 like

01:04:03.720 everybody

01:04:04.080 does

01:04:04.660 and

01:04:06.300 you

01:04:06.440 have

01:04:06.560 a

01:04:06.700 statue

01:04:07.020 of

01:04:07.260 me

01:04:07.400 at

01:04:07.580 your

01:04:07.720 house

01:04:08.060 so

01:04:08.520 you

01:04:08.860 know

01:04:09.380 so

01:04:09.600 yeah

01:04:09.940 thank

01:04:10.440 you

01:04:10.580 man

01:04:10.820 thank

01:04:11.500 you

01:04:11.660 for

01:04:11.820 letting

01:04:12.120 them

01:04:12.240 even

01:04:12.400 do

01:04:12.620 that

01:04:12.780 statue

01:04:13.020 what

01:04:13.240 was

01:04:13.400 that

01:04:13.560 whole

01:04:13.780 deal

01:04:14.020 like

01:04:14.400 with

01:04:14.600 them

01:04:14.840 with

01:04:15.060 Michaels

01:04:15.420 that's

01:04:15.880 where

01:04:15.960 I

01:04:16.040 got

01:04:16.160 mine

01:04:16.540 at

01:04:16.660 was

01:04:16.760 at

01:04:16.880 Michaels

01:04:17.200 right

01:04:18.140 yeah

01:04:19.980 did

01:04:20.260 you

01:04:20.360 do

01:04:20.480 it

01:04:20.780 wasn't

01:04:21.020 a

01:04:21.140 collab

01:04:21.420 or

01:04:21.720 what

01:04:21.920 was

01:04:22.180 it

01:04:22.380 no

01:04:23.280 no

01:04:25.460 they

01:04:25.780 just

01:04:26.140 robbed

01:04:28.640 my image

01:04:29.360 and likeness

01:04:30.120 because

01:04:30.600 they

01:04:30.820 could

01:04:31.080 because

01:04:34.540 they

01:04:34.860 were

01:04:35.000 doing

01:04:35.280 it

01:04:35.460 for

01:04:35.840 religious

01:04:36.300 purposes

01:04:36.800 oh

01:04:37.100 yeah

01:04:37.300 I

01:04:37.700 allowed

01:04:38.140 it

01:04:38.420 to

01:04:38.680 well

01:04:41.600 thank

01:04:41.860 we wish

01:04:42.300 you

01:04:42.420 a

01:04:42.560 black

01:04:42.800 Christmas

01:04:43.260 look

01:04:44.260 I'd

01:04:44.500 be

01:04:44.640 honored

01:04:44.920 to

01:04:45.080 have

01:04:45.360 one

01:04:45.700 I'd

01:04:46.800 be

01:04:46.920 honored

01:04:47.220 to

01:04:47.400 have

01:04:47.680 one

01:04:47.980 yeah

01:04:48.560 man

01:04:48.940 because

01:04:49.400 yeah

01:04:49.580 when I

01:04:49.860 met

01:04:50.060 that

01:04:50.240 guy

01:04:50.500 there

01:04:50.720 he said

01:04:50.980 we got

01:04:51.280 two

01:04:51.520 left

01:04:51.880 man

01:04:52.260 you know

01:04:52.780 and there

01:04:53.200 was

01:04:53.360 two hundred

01:04:53.800 and one

01:04:54.100 of them

01:04:54.300 was marked

01:04:54.680 down

01:04:54.940 because

01:04:55.140 it had

01:04:55.360 a chip

01:04:55.760 in

01:04:55.960 it

01:04:56.140 but

01:04:57.980 it's

01:04:59.040 still

01:04:59.240 man

01:04:59.440 it's

01:04:59.580 an honor

01:04:59.840 I keep

01:05:00.140 it up

01:05:00.300 at my

01:05:00.480 house

01:05:00.660 year round

01:05:01.200 and people

01:05:02.360 walk

01:05:02.760 in

01:05:03.120 and they're

01:05:03.560 like

01:05:03.760 no way

01:05:04.260 that's

01:05:04.520 Cat

01:05:04.760 William

01:05:05.120 right

01:05:05.440 there

01:05:05.720 it is

01:05:06.700 and it's

01:05:07.240 beautiful

01:05:07.620 man

01:05:08.020 thank

01:05:08.640 you

01:05:08.860 yeah

01:05:09.260 this was

01:05:09.900 in

01:05:10.060 Covington

01:05:10.560 Louisiana

01:05:11.000 but

01:05:11.880 but yeah

01:05:13.540 they had

01:05:14.120 about 13

01:05:14.960 miles

01:05:15.440 from

01:05:15.780 Slidell

01:05:16.800 yeah

01:05:17.040 there you

01:05:17.480 go

01:05:18.360 wow

01:05:21.580 Mapp

01:05:23.140 Williams

01:05:23.680 in the

01:05:24.040 building

01:05:24.440 baby

01:05:24.960 right

01:05:25.940 but

01:05:26.920 and that's

01:05:27.800 when I

01:05:28.000 realized

01:05:28.260 don't make

01:05:28.620 me go

01:05:28.960 Gert

01:05:29.320 everybody

01:05:30.520 dude

01:05:33.560 what about

01:05:34.180 being the

01:05:34.640 first gay

01:05:35.560 dude

01:05:35.820 ever

01:05:36.100 it must

01:05:36.580 have been

01:05:36.880 crazy

01:05:37.680 imagine

01:05:38.860 everybody's

01:05:39.540 straight

01:05:39.820 right

01:05:40.100 and you

01:05:40.580 wake up

01:05:41.300 or something

01:05:41.660 happens

01:05:42.060 you get hit

01:05:42.420 by lightning

01:05:42.920 or whatever

01:05:43.360 and suddenly

01:05:44.600 you're gay

01:05:45.600 and you're

01:05:45.900 like oh my

01:05:46.820 god

01:05:47.360 like you're

01:05:47.680 just talking

01:05:48.120 to your

01:05:48.360 buddy

01:05:48.660 who you've

01:05:49.260 talked to

01:05:50.100 every day

01:05:50.540 for years

01:05:51.180 and you're

01:05:52.180 just like

01:05:52.540 thinking like

01:05:53.040 I'm gonna

01:05:53.400 stuff his

01:05:54.080 fucking face

01:05:54.700 with some

01:05:55.080 wiener

01:05:55.460 and you're

01:05:55.680 like what

01:05:56.480 and then

01:05:57.720 you like

01:05:58.060 imagine that

01:05:59.520 because then

01:05:59.900 you have to

01:06:00.280 take some

01:06:00.820 other guy

01:06:01.360 aside

01:06:01.720 or somebody

01:06:02.220 aside

01:06:02.780 and be like

01:06:03.660 hey

01:06:03.920 this is gonna

01:06:04.320 seem totally

01:06:04.960 crazy to

01:06:05.400 you guys

01:06:05.840 but I

01:06:07.680 keep thinking

01:06:08.600 about

01:06:09.120 coming on

01:06:10.900 Jacob

01:06:11.280 or whatever

01:06:11.760 you know

01:06:12.260 and people

01:06:12.760 are like

01:06:13.100 what

01:06:13.580 yeah that

01:06:14.100 does sound

01:06:14.380 crazy

01:06:14.640 don't tell

01:06:15.140 anyone that

01:06:15.540 don't tell

01:06:15.980 anyone that

01:06:16.500 you're the

01:06:16.940 only one

01:06:17.400 that thinks

01:06:17.720 that

01:06:17.980 and a guy

01:06:18.300 trying to

01:06:18.600 jerk me off

01:06:19.040 in the back

01:06:19.380 of a bus

01:06:19.820 in Vietnam

01:06:20.500 you did

01:06:21.620 yeah

01:06:21.980 and the guy

01:06:22.720 was gay

01:06:23.180 I don't

01:06:29.560 fucking know

01:06:30.040 what their

01:06:30.400 I don't

01:06:31.020 know

01:06:31.140 some

01:06:31.320 what their

01:06:31.560 culture

01:06:31.900 is

01:06:32.320 that's a

01:06:33.860 big sign

01:06:34.360 usually

01:06:34.740 they're

01:06:36.620 starving

01:06:37.360 over there

01:06:37.760 they could

01:06:38.240 have been

01:06:38.440 ordering

01:06:38.700 soup

01:06:39.260 dude

01:06:43.220 any joke

01:06:44.140 it ends

01:06:44.460 in soup

01:06:45.060 Jewish people

01:06:46.020 love it

01:06:46.420 for some

01:06:46.760 reason

01:06:47.080 I'm listening

01:06:47.900 it's a little

01:06:48.260 cold

01:06:48.580 I'll eat

01:06:48.860 half and send

01:06:49.300 it back

01:06:49.620 but I like

01:06:50.060 that joke

01:06:50.540 I'll eat

01:06:51.400 half that joke

01:06:52.200 and send

01:06:52.620 it back

01:06:53.160 hold on

01:06:56.620 almost done

01:06:57.140 there's our

01:06:59.100 hair in there

01:06:59.620 it's the biggest

01:07:02.360 problem

01:07:02.620 when Jews

01:07:02.840 going bald

01:07:03.320 they can't

01:07:03.660 send soup

01:07:04.060 back

01:07:04.340 and I was

01:07:07.320 just calling

01:07:07.740 to ask

01:07:08.220 I

01:07:08.460 well I'm

01:07:11.080 secretly gay

01:07:12.860 and I

01:07:13.800 secretly gay

01:07:15.160 the fella said

01:07:16.000 let's hear more

01:07:16.700 I haven't

01:07:17.880 told a lot

01:07:18.360 of people

01:07:18.780 and I want

01:07:20.300 to figure

01:07:20.580 out how

01:07:21.100 I can

01:07:21.380 tell my

01:07:21.760 mom

01:07:22.160 and I

01:07:23.760 thought

01:07:24.060 I could

01:07:24.560 get some

01:07:24.880 advice

01:07:25.360 on here

01:07:26.060 okay brother

01:07:27.040 yeah thank

01:07:27.580 you for

01:07:27.800 calling dude

01:07:28.540 and congratulations

01:07:30.960 on your

01:07:31.820 gay ship

01:07:33.560 or whatever

01:07:33.880 it's called

01:07:34.160 gaydom

01:07:34.560 or whatever

01:07:34.980 being gay

01:07:36.520 I mean

01:07:39.100 there's different

01:07:39.780 ways you could

01:07:40.300 go about it

01:07:40.980 you could do

01:07:42.260 something you know

01:07:42.840 kind of fun

01:07:43.440 you could do

01:07:43.820 just like a

01:07:44.320 knock knock

01:07:45.000 who's there

01:07:46.000 I'm gay

01:07:47.620 you know

01:07:48.340 that old trick

01:07:49.560 or whatever

01:07:50.040 or you could

01:07:51.560 get a deck

01:07:52.020 of cards

01:07:52.560 right

01:07:52.860 you could

01:07:53.240 write

01:07:53.580 I'm a gay

01:07:55.280 son

01:07:55.820 on each

01:07:56.580 one

01:07:56.960 put them

01:07:58.820 like that

01:07:59.400 have her

01:08:00.740 pick one

01:08:01.220 out

01:08:01.500 say pick

01:08:01.980 one out

01:08:02.320 and read

01:08:02.700 it

01:08:02.940 and bam

01:08:04.320 you don't

01:08:04.660 even say

01:08:05.100 nothing

01:08:05.420 she says

01:08:06.120 it

01:08:06.340 and then

01:08:08.060 you could

01:08:08.440 be like

01:08:09.060 what the

01:08:09.460 fuck

01:08:09.680 do you

01:08:10.000 mean

01:08:10.340 you know

01:08:10.600 you could

01:08:11.000 roll switch

01:08:12.600 or whatever

01:08:13.020 so that's

01:08:13.820 it you know

01:08:14.160 that's reverse

01:08:14.800 psychology dude

01:08:15.920 so that's

01:08:17.700 something

01:08:17.900 that's crazy

01:08:18.620 me and Big X

01:08:19.680 we almost did a song

01:08:20.840 but I don't know

01:08:22.840 I didn't

01:08:23.160 I actually sent him

01:08:24.300 a song

01:08:24.640 and he didn't

01:08:25.140 finish it

01:08:25.560 so I don't know

01:08:26.680 that's on him

01:08:27.280 I guess

01:08:29.720 I don't know

01:08:30.400 what he was doing

01:08:30.940 he was in jail

01:08:31.680 did he

01:08:32.860 I think so

01:08:33.720 for what

01:08:34.060 not long

01:08:34.460 not a long time

01:08:35.040 not long enough

01:08:35.600 I went to jail too

01:08:36.740 man

01:08:37.000 hey if you're

01:08:42.520 behind bars

01:08:43.100 write a couple

01:08:43.760 you're on a

01:08:46.860 pretty famous

01:08:47.400 like text chain

01:08:48.080 with like

01:08:48.440 other SEC coaches

01:08:49.740 this is alleged

01:08:50.700 yeah

01:08:51.260 Kirby Smart

01:08:53.260 Sarkeesian

01:08:54.800 who

01:08:55.640 what are the

01:08:56.140 vibes on the

01:08:56.660 chain I feel

01:08:57.220 like

01:08:57.400 what is it

01:08:57.920 like on there

01:08:58.480 I feel like

01:08:59.840 I keep it

01:09:00.340 together

01:09:00.720 like I keep

01:09:01.500 the group

01:09:01.860 together

01:09:02.240 because like

01:09:02.640 one will beat

01:09:03.200 the other

01:09:03.680 or they'll say

01:09:04.200 something

01:09:04.520 and they kind

01:09:04.980 of like get

01:09:05.320 mad at each

01:09:05.920 other

01:09:06.200 and then

01:09:07.280 they won't

01:09:07.540 like text

01:09:08.040 for a week

01:09:08.660 if like

01:09:09.040 you beat

01:09:09.480 him

01:09:10.120 then he

01:09:10.400 doesn't

01:09:10.640 text

01:09:10.900 for a week

01:09:11.280 or if

01:09:11.880 they're

01:09:12.020 playing

01:09:12.260 each other

01:09:12.560 that week

01:09:12.880 they certainly

01:09:13.280 aren't going

01:09:13.500 to say

01:09:13.760 anything

01:09:14.140 and I'm

01:09:14.880 like guys

01:09:15.260 and by you

01:09:16.040 beat him

01:09:16.320 it means

01:09:16.720 you when

01:09:17.220 you guys

01:09:17.480 beat Georgia

01:09:17.860 last year

01:09:18.260 but go on

01:09:18.740 I feel it

01:09:19.360 but then I

01:09:19.960 just say

01:09:20.300 something that

01:09:20.640 night

01:09:20.880 right

01:09:21.120 you know

01:09:21.340 like

01:09:21.620 hey man

01:09:22.280 like

01:09:22.580 you'll probably

01:09:23.740 get us

01:09:23.940 next year

01:09:24.360 you know

01:09:24.640 like

01:09:24.800 they don't

01:09:25.080 like

01:09:25.300 they don't

01:09:25.620 think

01:09:25.740 that's

01:09:25.940 funny

01:09:26.160 you know

01:09:26.640 like

01:09:26.840 then one

01:09:27.140 of them

01:09:27.280 side

01:09:36.200 there's been

01:09:38.740 conversations

01:09:39.320 about that

01:09:40.040 really

01:09:40.460 I just

01:09:43.040 kind of

01:09:43.360 I actually

01:09:43.820 have a

01:09:44.260 they may

01:09:44.720 not know

01:09:45.120 this

01:09:45.440 we're

01:09:47.160 giving a

01:09:47.440 lot of

01:09:47.640 information

01:09:48.080 out today

01:09:48.660 appreciate

01:09:49.740 you coming

01:09:50.620 so you

01:09:51.040 kind of

01:09:51.340 give you

01:09:51.620 some

01:09:51.760 special

01:09:52.160 insight

01:09:52.600 I have

01:09:53.940 multiple

01:09:54.380 ones

01:09:54.880 so

01:09:56.000 sometimes

01:09:57.160 I'll say

01:09:57.620 something

01:09:58.000 that guy

01:09:58.500 is not

01:09:58.800 in it

01:09:59.100 and that

01:09:59.360 guy's

01:09:59.720 you know

01:10:00.160 then this

01:10:00.560 guy's

01:10:00.860 in it

01:10:01.060 and so

01:10:01.360 like

01:10:01.680 I kind

01:10:02.300 of make

01:10:02.520 sure I

01:10:02.780 know

01:10:02.940 who's

01:10:03.260 in them

01:10:03.720 you know

01:10:04.680 when I

01:10:05.240 say certain

01:10:05.680 things

01:10:05.980 and then

01:10:06.900 you know

01:10:07.240 every once

01:10:07.500 in a while

01:10:07.680 I've got

01:10:07.860 somebody

01:10:08.060 who does

01:10:08.440 something

01:10:08.660 and then

01:10:08.900 I move

01:10:10.600 them out

01:10:10.780 of the

01:10:10.960 chat

01:10:11.240 it's

01:10:14.140 happened

01:10:14.440 you know

01:10:15.420 Jimbo

01:10:16.000 Fisher

01:10:16.300 removed

01:10:16.700 from

01:10:16.880 chat

01:10:17.280 RIP

01:10:19.220 and then

01:10:19.680 I like

01:10:20.360 put them

01:10:20.620 back in

01:10:21.020 and they're

01:10:23.540 like typical

01:10:24.040 coaches

01:10:24.360 they don't

01:10:24.660 know how

01:10:24.920 to remove

01:10:25.260 somebody

01:10:25.600 or add

01:10:25.920 somebody

01:10:26.320 so it's

01:10:26.880 pretty cool

01:10:27.420 that I

01:10:27.660 can do

01:10:27.960 it

01:10:28.060 and they're

01:10:28.260 like

01:10:28.440 how do

01:10:28.680 you

01:10:28.720 do

01:10:28.980 that

01:10:29.160 yeah

01:10:29.520 Lane's

01:10:30.900 one of

01:10:31.140 them

01:10:31.280 tech

01:10:31.760 wizards

01:10:32.300 yeah

01:10:32.620 coaches

01:10:34.120 are a little

01:10:34.460 behind

01:10:34.800 that's a big

01:10:35.660 deal to be

01:10:36.100 able to

01:10:36.320 remove somebody

01:10:37.020 from chat

01:10:37.380 like whoa

01:10:37.840 he must

01:10:38.220 really like

01:10:38.700 have somebody

01:10:39.220 teaching him

01:10:39.960 this stuff

01:10:40.420 yeah dude

01:10:41.160 the Scots

01:10:41.880 man

01:10:42.320 they're

01:10:42.760 fascinating

01:10:43.440 they're just

01:10:44.100 fascinating

01:10:44.840 you'd almost

01:10:45.360 like I wouldn't

01:10:46.520 be surprised

01:10:47.260 if you

01:10:47.600 was in the

01:10:47.940 US

01:10:48.380 you know

01:10:48.840 or

01:10:49.080 you're

01:10:49.520 in a zoo

01:10:50.020 and had

01:10:50.340 a couple

01:10:50.680 in there

01:10:51.080 somewhere

01:10:51.500 like you

01:10:53.080 know

01:10:53.200 they're

01:10:53.620 taking care

01:10:54.200 of

01:10:54.340 and

01:10:54.420 everything

01:10:54.780 yeah

01:10:54.900 drinking

01:10:55.400 sort of

01:10:55.940 like

01:10:56.200 they're healthy

01:10:56.860 in there

01:10:57.280 yelling at

01:10:58.240 you

01:10:58.420 yeah

01:10:58.860 screaming at

01:10:59.640 the fences

01:11:00.080 and stuff

01:11:00.640 like

01:11:00.820 yeah

01:11:01.020 exactly

01:11:01.540 yeah

01:11:01.900 sounds

01:11:02.420 like us

01:11:03.320 for sure

01:11:03.660 or singing

01:11:03.860 like a good

01:11:04.560 do they have

01:11:05.260 like a lot

01:11:05.660 of good

01:11:06.060 like Scottish

01:11:06.760 songs

01:11:07.160 and stuff

01:11:07.620 oh flower

01:11:08.680 of Scotland

01:11:09.980 when will

01:11:11.900 we see

01:11:13.120 your lake

01:11:14.520 again

01:11:15.680 that fought

01:11:17.040 and died

01:11:18.140 for

01:11:18.900 your wee

01:11:20.080 bit

01:11:20.620 hill and

01:11:21.620 glen

01:11:21.880 that stood

01:11:22.940 against him

01:11:24.700 against him

01:11:25.440 proud Edward's

01:11:26.980 army

01:11:27.820 and sent him

01:11:29.880 homeward

01:11:30.940 to thank

01:11:32.800 again

01:11:33.460 come on

01:11:34.000 Scotland

01:11:34.540 yeah

01:11:35.000 yeah

01:11:35.280 that's us

01:11:36.020 that's a good

01:11:36.900 one that we've

01:11:37.280 got

01:11:37.540 we've also

01:11:38.200 got

01:11:38.420 what's your

01:11:40.120 name

01:11:40.400 Ali

01:11:41.140 Bali

01:11:41.920 Ali

01:11:42.560 Bali

01:11:42.940 be

01:11:43.360 sitting

01:11:44.380 on your

01:11:45.500 mommy's

01:11:46.360 knee

01:11:46.520 that's a good

01:11:47.720 one

01:11:47.940 I don't know

01:11:48.700 where it goes

01:11:49.380 after that

01:11:49.760 well that one

01:11:50.140 ends in the

01:11:50.540 courts I think

01:11:51.180 it sounds like

01:11:51.800 yeah

01:11:52.100 exactly

01:11:52.660 that sounds

01:11:53.400 like a

01:11:53.640 domestic

01:11:54.060 dispute

01:11:54.720 you know

01:11:55.460 as soon as

01:11:56.960 I tell people

01:11:57.460 I grew up

01:11:57.780 in South

01:11:58.000 Carolina

01:11:58.240 they're always

01:11:58.780 like oh

01:11:59.400 must have

01:12:00.860 been so racist

01:12:01.520 all the stuff

01:12:02.160 and of course

01:12:03.000 there's

01:12:03.300 moments where

01:12:04.120 it wasn't

01:12:04.380 nice

01:12:04.780 and

01:12:04.980 like people

01:12:05.960 calling you

01:12:06.340 almost

01:12:06.800 inward

01:12:07.200 or something

01:12:07.720 like that

01:12:08.180 inward

01:12:08.660 not almost

01:12:09.480 oh really

01:12:09.960 yeah

01:12:10.280 yeah

01:12:10.640 well those people

01:12:11.180 are nearsighted

01:12:12.000 or whatever

01:12:12.380 I feel like

01:12:12.840 that's crazy

01:12:14.120 but there was

01:12:16.000 also I feel

01:12:16.960 like you know

01:12:17.540 there was a time

01:12:18.060 I was writing

01:12:18.500 something and I

01:12:19.440 asked my parents

01:12:20.160 to just tell me

01:12:21.080 like I didn't

01:12:22.440 want to write

01:12:22.980 stuff about people

01:12:24.580 being racist

01:12:25.280 to people

01:12:26.340 I wanted to

01:12:26.820 write something

01:12:27.460 positive

01:12:27.920 so I was like

01:12:28.220 tell me things

01:12:28.780 you remember

01:12:29.240 that were positive

01:12:30.120 like experiences

01:12:30.860 you had

01:12:31.420 you know

01:12:31.820 being someone

01:12:32.620 because you know

01:12:33.300 my parents are there

01:12:34.020 in the 80s

01:12:35.240 yeah it was different

01:12:36.080 for sure

01:12:36.620 they don't

01:12:37.580 people there

01:12:38.120 didn't even know

01:12:39.240 what Indian people

01:12:40.100 were

01:12:40.460 they didn't see

01:12:41.160 them in the culture

01:12:41.960 they didn't see

01:12:42.600 nothing

01:12:43.040 they didn't understand

01:12:44.260 it looks like a

01:12:45.080 black person

01:12:45.580 that they didn't

01:12:46.060 finish the job

01:12:46.860 on or whatever

01:12:47.520 kind of

01:12:50.960 you know

01:12:51.180 no judgment

01:12:51.800 let's just make sure

01:12:53.360 that quote is

01:12:54.000 attributed to you

01:12:54.800 you have a new show

01:12:56.000 that definitely

01:12:57.680 like sparked

01:12:58.740 me up

01:12:59.140 it's animals

01:12:59.900 on drugs

01:13:00.840 that's right

01:13:01.240 we were texting

01:13:01.740 when I was in

01:13:02.200 Columbia

01:13:02.520 that's right

01:13:03.340 yeah

01:13:03.760 yeah it's on HBO Max

01:13:05.180 as of like yesterday

01:13:06.060 I think

01:13:06.600 oh yeah

01:13:07.720 dude I was just like

01:13:08.680 dude send me a gift

01:13:09.740 from Columbia

01:13:10.360 so I can snort

01:13:11.280 but take me through

01:13:14.280 this show

01:13:14.720 animals on drugs

01:13:15.620 because you know

01:13:16.380 they had like

01:13:16.940 the cocaine bear

01:13:18.180 cocaine bear

01:13:19.340 the movie

01:13:19.720 cocaine bear

01:13:20.360 and then they have

01:13:21.700 I was trying to think

01:13:22.440 of some

01:13:23.040 oh crack coons

01:13:24.380 would be good

01:13:24.920 crack coons

01:13:25.560 how did I not think

01:13:26.340 of that as a title

01:13:27.240 come on

01:13:27.900 crack coons

01:13:28.680 bro what is

01:13:29.460 bro what's in my

01:13:30.620 that's a no brainer

01:13:31.560 what's that in your

01:13:32.960 recycling bin

01:13:33.840 yeah

01:13:34.140 you see a little bit

01:13:35.620 of smoke coming up

01:13:36.560 from the recycling bin

01:13:37.540 yeah the bin's

01:13:38.460 vibrating

01:13:38.920 yeah

01:13:39.320 poof

01:13:39.720 crack coons

01:13:41.140 he's like

01:13:41.520 crack coons

01:13:43.380 yeah

01:13:43.720 crack coons

01:13:45.140 you went turkey hunting

01:13:46.140 with Mike Waddell

01:13:46.840 I heard

01:13:47.220 oh yeah I did

01:13:48.540 yeah I went down there

01:13:50.360 and it was fun

01:13:51.620 but it's like

01:13:52.360 I don't know

01:13:54.320 some of the tur

01:13:55.120 it's like

01:13:55.780 they just seem like

01:13:57.640 an unwell bird

01:13:58.780 what do you mean

01:14:00.480 turkeys

01:14:01.620 unwell in what way

01:14:02.880 they just don't seem

01:14:04.240 like they're

01:14:04.980 like a top

01:14:06.960 like

01:14:07.300 I don't want to say

01:14:09.100 like they

01:14:09.580 on it

01:14:10.980 like

01:14:11.280 I don't want to say

01:14:11.740 uneducated

01:14:12.180 they just seem like

01:14:13.160 they

01:14:13.600 like they got

01:14:15.280 picked last

01:14:15.860 for gym

01:14:16.400 kind of

01:14:17.220 dude that's the

01:14:18.400 dumbest thing

01:14:18.820 I've ever heard

01:14:19.320 really

01:14:19.640 oh yeah

01:14:20.500 about a turkey

01:14:21.400 yeah if you look

01:14:22.300 at a turkey

01:14:22.700 it just seems like

01:14:23.120 they like

01:14:23.560 they can't do

01:14:25.160 they just are

01:14:25.960 yeah they just

01:14:27.320 I don't know

01:14:27.740 they weren't

01:14:28.140 doing a lot

01:14:28.980 dude it's a big

01:14:30.120 ass bird

01:14:30.720 his head changes

01:14:31.660 colors from red

01:14:32.780 to white

01:14:33.120 to blue

01:14:33.560 he tastes good

01:14:35.160 yeah he's basically

01:14:35.880 the Toby Keith

01:14:36.640 of jerky's

01:14:36.760 they fucking walk

01:14:37.340 around the woods

01:14:37.940 making insane

01:14:38.820 noises

01:14:39.400 yeah

01:14:40.380 but I mean

01:14:41.240 like

01:14:41.780 it's an omnivore

01:14:43.460 it can eat

01:14:44.220 all kinds of

01:14:44.980 it can eat

01:14:45.960 all kinds of

01:14:46.760 stuff

01:14:47.120 okay

01:14:47.820 well now you're

01:14:49.260 selling me on it

01:14:49.980 yeah

01:14:50.480 Waddell didn't tell

01:14:51.280 I mean like

01:14:51.340 Waddell didn't tell me

01:14:53.660 all that

01:14:53.880 name a better

01:14:54.620 bird

01:14:55.000 it's like

01:14:55.760 you could be

01:14:56.100 oh a bald eagle

01:14:56.940 he eats a bunch

01:14:58.180 of rotten fish

01:14:58.800 from the side

01:14:59.260 like a turkey

01:15:00.680 that's America's

01:15:01.900 bird dude

01:15:02.420 are you familiar

01:15:04.400 with a gentleman

01:15:04.980 named Ben Franklin

01:15:05.880 yeah

01:15:06.540 okay

01:15:07.100 did you know

01:15:08.860 that Franklin

01:15:09.300 didn't like

01:15:09.800 the bald eagle

01:15:10.580 as a national

01:15:12.000 bird

01:15:12.340 because it was

01:15:13.220 a scavenger

01:15:13.940 and he threw

01:15:15.240 out

01:15:15.620 it's debated

01:15:17.180 how honest

01:15:17.780 it's debated

01:15:19.420 if he was

01:15:20.120 trying to be

01:15:20.500 a smart ass

01:15:21.180 or not

01:15:21.600 Ben Franklin

01:15:22.440 said

01:15:22.760 America

01:15:23.540 ought to go

01:15:24.300 with a wild turkey

01:15:25.580 because at least

01:15:26.520 it's a vein bird

01:15:27.620 what does vein bird

01:15:28.980 mean

01:15:29.260 it's beautiful

01:15:29.960 he puffs his feather

01:15:31.400 the male

01:15:32.340 puffs his feathers

01:15:33.600 all out

01:15:34.100 yeah

01:15:35.060 he's got a snood

01:15:36.260 he's got like

01:15:37.700 imagine like

01:15:38.720 a pecker

01:15:39.320 on your

01:15:40.800 laid across

01:15:41.760 your face

01:15:42.420 okay

01:15:43.000 that changes

01:15:43.780 all the time

01:15:44.400 it gets erect

01:15:45.200 it goes limp

01:15:46.500 turkey has that

01:15:47.280 yeah dude

01:15:48.920 it's like

01:15:50.280 to just

01:15:50.840 to like

01:15:51.300 come in

01:15:51.680 and like

01:15:51.940 start disparaging

01:15:52.820 a turkey

01:15:53.260 right off

01:15:53.680 the top

01:15:54.020 of the bat

01:15:54.440 you don't know me

01:15:55.600 I'm just

01:15:56.440 okay

01:15:56.940 I'm just

01:15:57.400 it's like

01:15:57.840 very

01:15:58.100 it's like

01:15:58.680 it's disrespectful

01:15:59.480 that is a

01:16:00.200 that is a

01:16:00.880 that is the

01:16:01.440 best

01:16:01.960 that's the best

01:16:02.860 bird in our

01:16:03.400 in our country

01:16:04.120 it's so scary

01:16:04.880 also to think about

01:16:05.900 I always do this

01:16:06.520 too many times

01:16:07.120 like

01:16:07.400 to think about

01:16:08.120 truly how many

01:16:09.180 animals there are

01:16:10.320 if all this food

01:16:11.860 is being

01:16:12.580 given to people

01:16:13.500 it's so scary

01:16:14.800 to think about

01:16:15.100 what are you saying

01:16:15.520 like how many

01:16:15.860 like chickens

01:16:16.280 are murdered

01:16:16.620 not murdered

01:16:17.380 but killed a day

01:16:17.960 like so many

01:16:19.620 like even

01:16:20.180 I'm just trying

01:16:20.860 to think about

01:16:21.200 this reason

01:16:21.560 like if I order

01:16:22.380 an order of wings

01:16:24.280 at a bar

01:16:24.700 and there's 10 wings

01:16:25.380 in there

01:16:25.760 does that technically

01:16:26.720 mean that I'm having

01:16:27.260 five chickens

01:16:27.980 like two wings

01:16:29.540 a chicken

01:16:29.900 I think there are

01:16:30.840 some chickens

01:16:31.440 that have more

01:16:31.760 than two

01:16:32.480 206 million a day

01:16:34.520 globally

01:16:35.420 probably 206 million

01:16:37.260 chickens are killed

01:16:37.860 for food each day

01:16:39.180 it's wild

01:16:39.620 it's that

01:16:39.940 what

01:16:40.440 it's wild

01:16:41.020 it's that

01:16:41.520 holy shit

01:16:42.600 dude

01:16:42.880 it's like

01:16:43.340 since we started

01:16:44.040 talking about this

01:16:44.540 140,000 chickens

01:16:45.560 just died

01:16:46.000 oh

01:16:47.080 that's wild

01:16:48.420 that's the original

01:16:49.360 Gaza right there

01:16:50.480 dude

01:16:50.700 that's crazy

01:16:51.600 I can't believe

01:16:52.060 they're doing that

01:16:52.820 what else we got

01:16:53.520 oh in two separate

01:16:54.700 recent WNBA games

01:16:57.220 that have been plagued

01:16:57.880 with a new problem

01:16:58.720 unruly spectators

01:16:59.700 throwing sex toys

01:17:00.820 onto the court

01:17:01.580 hmm

01:17:02.140 oh god

01:17:03.840 I saw a picture

01:17:05.020 I mean

01:17:05.700 it is kind of wild

01:17:06.960 I guess

01:17:07.620 to

01:17:07.980 but first of all

01:17:09.640 I'd embrace it

01:17:10.360 if I'm the WNBA

01:17:11.020 right

01:17:11.380 I would shoot those

01:17:12.820 things out of a t-shirt

01:17:13.660 candidate during

01:17:14.340 pride month or whatever

01:17:15.280 yeah

01:17:15.800 that's what I'm saying

01:17:17.040 I mean

01:17:17.320 if things get wild

01:17:18.940 and people start

01:17:19.660 tuning in

01:17:20.300 that's great

01:17:20.900 it's good money

01:17:21.800 you know

01:17:22.120 you don't want people

01:17:22.980 to get hurt

01:17:23.640 and I guess

01:17:24.540 that's disrespectful

01:17:25.360 but it's like

01:17:26.320 yeah

01:17:26.600 turn the negative

01:17:28.280 around

01:17:28.800 yeah

01:17:29.240 let's put a positive

01:17:30.100 spin on it

01:17:30.700 I mean

01:17:30.900 that lady was excited

01:17:32.500 you know what I'm saying

01:17:33.480 I'm not

01:17:33.820 and I don't know

01:17:34.840 if that's AI

01:17:35.320 it could be AI

01:17:36.180 I just saw a woman

01:17:37.360 they have a woman

01:17:38.100 that has two

01:17:39.020 kudas actually

01:17:41.480 I saw she's on

01:17:42.780 TikTok the other day

01:17:43.860 there's a woman

01:17:45.300 what

01:17:45.600 now are you

01:17:46.640 now I'm talking about

01:17:47.440 the anatomy

01:17:47.920 now I'm changing it

01:17:48.660 so

01:17:48.920 you want to hear

01:17:49.420 okay

01:17:50.160 no go

01:17:50.760 yeah go

01:17:51.220 there is a woman

01:17:52.160 who has

01:17:52.900 two vaginas

01:17:53.940 that's on TikTok

01:17:54.660 yeah yeah yeah

01:17:55.540 she sent a DM

01:17:56.840 the other day

01:17:57.360 to me

01:17:57.700 the other day

01:17:58.160 how many DMs

01:17:58.500 did she send

01:17:58.980 one for me

01:17:59.880 dude

01:18:03.860 dude

01:18:04.660 she sent

01:18:05.480 replica DMs

01:18:06.840 that's insane

01:18:07.720 so

01:18:08.120 can I tell you a story

01:18:09.480 yeah

01:18:10.200 so I'm

01:18:11.400 I'm at my boy's

01:18:12.880 wedding

01:18:13.520 and we're

01:18:14.560 he's from

01:18:15.180 he's from Ohio

01:18:15.960 we're at the

01:18:17.160 you know reception

01:18:17.820 now the after reception

01:18:18.680 we're all just hanging out

01:18:19.280 in the hotel room

01:18:19.980 and the one dude's like

01:18:20.920 yo do you remember

01:18:21.560 remember that girl

01:18:22.900 went to high school

01:18:23.420 with two vaginas

01:18:24.440 and he's like

01:18:25.400 dude you're talking

01:18:25.840 about Cheryl

01:18:26.420 and then his other buddy's

01:18:27.540 like yo

01:18:27.860 double barrel Cheryl

01:18:29.240 and I just thought

01:18:30.440 that was the funniest

01:18:31.640 fucking nickname

01:18:32.860 I've ever heard

01:18:34.180 in my life

01:18:34.860 double barrel Cheryl

01:18:36.280 I was like

01:18:37.080 that's gotta go

01:18:37.760 in some American pie

01:18:38.820 type movie

01:18:39.520 just

01:18:40.160 double barrel Cheryl

01:18:41.840 so as soon as you

01:18:42.880 started talking about that

01:18:43.600 I was like

01:18:43.840 oh I have one

01:18:44.820 put her in a museum

01:18:47.700 but she used to

01:18:48.600 apparently she used to

01:18:49.400 say like

01:18:49.760 this one's for my boyfriend

01:18:50.700 I'm saving this one

01:18:51.480 for my husband

01:18:52.080 oh

01:18:52.760 yeah

01:18:53.140 yeah

01:18:53.960 that's kind of beautiful

01:18:55.620 yeah

01:18:56.140 yeah right

01:18:56.980 yeah

01:18:57.400 yeah

01:18:57.780 because I would just

01:18:58.840 if I had both

01:18:59.720 dude

01:19:00.640 you'd blow them both

01:19:01.920 in the first week

01:19:02.460 yeah exactly

01:19:03.140 exactly dude

01:19:04.600 no I'd be like

01:19:05.900 I'm saving this one

01:19:06.800 for after dinner

01:19:07.620 or whatever

01:19:08.100 I would definitely

01:19:09.380 dude

01:19:10.060 bro you telling me

01:19:11.860 I would love

01:19:12.600 a hug from

01:19:14.100 somebody's grandmother

01:19:15.040 god

01:19:16.980 those hugs are

01:19:20.040 just the way

01:19:22.940 you land in them

01:19:23.920 it's like being

01:19:24.420 at a spa

01:19:25.120 you get a young

01:19:28.200 hug from one

01:19:28.840 of these young bitches

01:19:29.680 some of them

01:19:30.080 are strong

01:19:30.760 and shit

01:19:31.220 they got

01:19:31.640 you know

01:19:33.320 some chick hugged

01:19:33.980 me that day

01:19:34.380 she had a couple

01:19:34.800 damn dumbbells

01:19:35.680 in her hand

01:19:36.120 two barbells

01:19:37.080 three and a half

01:19:38.500 pounders

01:19:38.960 like what the fuck

01:19:39.620 is this

01:19:40.140 but you get a hug

01:19:42.900 from her grandmother

01:19:43.820 she got them

01:19:44.620 damn catcher's mitts

01:19:45.920 full of love

01:19:46.700 she got two

01:19:48.980 of them bitches

01:19:49.600 baby

01:19:50.020 and their arms

01:19:52.280 go right into

01:19:53.160 the tits

01:19:53.940 they ain't even

01:19:55.160 a difference

01:19:55.860 bro

01:19:56.200 that's just a

01:19:57.900 big bicep

01:19:59.640 tit

01:20:00.960 tit

01:20:02.460 sept

01:20:02.980 bicep

01:20:04.520 tit

01:20:04.780 that's just

01:20:05.680 a damn

01:20:06.180 fucking

01:20:06.640 that's a

01:20:09.120 fucking

01:20:09.580 love seat

01:20:10.580 she got

01:20:12.420 them two

01:20:12.860 arms

01:20:13.180 like a

01:20:13.420 damn

01:20:13.600 front end

01:20:14.120 loader

01:20:14.500 that bitch

01:20:14.900 will hug

01:20:15.360 you

01:20:15.580 god

01:20:16.760 it's hard

01:20:18.140 to know

01:20:18.360 if you

01:20:18.600 it would

01:20:18.880 seem like

01:20:19.180 you seem

01:20:19.620 like a guy

01:20:20.100 who likes

01:20:21.540 being in

01:20:21.900 hollywood

01:20:22.300 or doesn't

01:20:23.100 like being

01:20:23.500 in hollywood

01:20:24.160 i guess

01:20:24.760 there's things

01:20:25.120 i really like

01:20:25.860 about it

01:20:26.240 and things

01:20:26.560 i really

01:20:26.900 don't like

01:20:27.340 yeah

01:20:27.500 right

01:20:27.760 and i wish

01:20:28.260 they didn't

01:20:28.860 have to be

01:20:29.400 together

01:20:29.820 but they

01:20:30.380 are

01:20:30.660 right

01:20:30.960 like

01:20:31.200 it's

01:20:31.640 kind

01:20:31.920 of life

01:20:32.320 there's

01:20:32.980 you gotta

01:20:33.240 take the

01:20:33.580 good with

01:20:33.980 the bad

01:20:34.360 because

01:20:34.700 they always

01:20:35.120 get pictures

01:20:35.500 of you

01:20:35.640 where you

01:20:35.880 seem like

01:20:36.280 you're

01:20:36.400 like the

01:20:36.760 the dwarf

01:20:37.760 that like

01:20:38.260 is kind

01:20:38.660 of like

01:20:38.900 the backup

01:20:39.460 dwarf

01:20:39.840 you know

01:20:40.140 like you're

01:20:40.500 on the

01:20:40.740 side

01:20:41.000 you're

01:20:41.200 smoky

01:20:41.520 you're

01:20:41.620 like

01:20:41.720 what is

01:20:42.080 that guy

01:20:42.580 i didn't

01:20:42.900 i don't know

01:20:43.340 that character

01:20:43.920 is he pissed

01:20:46.740 yeah he's an

01:20:48.360 understudy

01:20:49.080 he's the

01:20:49.420 understudy dwarf

01:20:50.300 okay

01:20:50.620 and not dwarf

01:20:52.120 like you're a

01:20:52.580 regular headed

01:20:53.080 guy but it's

01:20:53.740 like but i

01:20:54.660 shouldn't have

01:20:55.220 said dwarf

01:20:55.560 i shouldn't

01:20:55.940 say anything

01:20:56.300 but it was

01:20:56.640 like um

01:20:57.180 i don't know

01:20:58.040 they all

01:20:58.360 it's like

01:20:58.980 they only put

01:20:59.520 this chronology

01:21:00.360 out of you

01:21:00.700 that makes you

01:21:01.280 seem like

01:21:01.640 you're kind

01:21:01.940 of bummed

01:21:02.700 well here's

01:21:03.060 the thing

01:21:03.460 um if the

01:21:05.180 only time

01:21:05.860 like when

01:21:07.000 somebody's taking

01:21:07.680 a picture of

01:21:08.240 me i'm bummed

01:21:09.160 because usually

01:21:10.020 i'm with my

01:21:10.580 kids i'm trying

01:21:11.120 to go somewhere

01:21:11.680 and then there's

01:21:12.140 four guys

01:21:12.660 we're like

01:21:12.900 hey man

01:21:14.420 every time

01:21:14.980 can you give

01:21:15.500 me some time

01:21:16.000 i'm trying to

01:21:16.420 be with my

01:21:16.740 kids i'm

01:21:17.120 do you mind

01:21:17.940 can you

01:21:18.260 you know

01:21:18.440 what i mean

01:21:18.740 so the look

01:21:19.700 on your face

01:21:20.140 is kind of

01:21:20.460 like and then

01:21:21.460 they go away

01:21:21.900 not taking the

01:21:22.340 picture you go

01:21:22.760 inside and you're

01:21:23.320 having a good

01:21:23.680 time but it's

01:21:24.480 this selective

01:21:25.160 experience of like

01:21:26.260 take a picture of

01:21:27.260 somebody every time

01:21:28.160 they're feeling

01:21:28.720 irritated they're

01:21:29.680 gonna look

01:21:30.080 irritated especially

01:21:31.460 if you're the

01:21:32.420 one irritating

01:21:33.080 them yeah it's

01:21:33.780 like i'll come

01:21:34.500 piss you off and

01:21:35.240 then take your

01:21:35.660 picture and then

01:21:36.060 put and then be

01:21:36.680 like look i'm

01:21:37.120 pissed off

01:21:37.520 that's exactly

01:21:39.800 what that's

01:21:40.600 exactly what that

01:21:41.420 whole system is

01:21:42.280 really right but

01:21:43.160 and it's like

01:21:43.760 useful because

01:21:44.260 that's why like

01:21:45.080 you know i'm

01:21:45.480 sure you've seen

01:21:45.980 on all this

01:21:46.320 stuff like the

01:21:46.820 you know it's

01:21:47.900 kind of the idea

01:21:48.780 is like follow

01:21:49.780 somebody around

01:21:50.480 antagonize them

01:21:51.440 and then hopefully

01:21:52.140 they'll have like a

01:21:52.980 nervous breakdown and

01:21:53.780 go crazy on you and

01:21:54.820 then your video be

01:21:55.860 worth more money you

01:21:56.760 know yeah it's it's

01:21:57.620 such a it's that

01:21:58.620 whole thing gets

01:21:59.080 really black

01:21:59.600 mirrorish man

01:22:00.480 i'm like you i'm

01:22:01.460 super critical on

01:22:02.540 myself if i don't

01:22:04.680 honor the commitments

01:22:05.460 i made to myself i'm

01:22:06.500 a bitch yeah you

01:22:08.020 know yeah definitely

01:22:09.580 and here's the crazy

01:22:10.660 thing i would do

01:22:11.280 kevin i would go i

01:22:12.420 would go for a run

01:22:13.180 one day or do

01:22:13.760 something and then

01:22:14.700 i'd be like we

01:22:15.420 grinding every day

01:22:16.520 i'm gonna go i'm

01:22:17.560 gonna go run a

01:22:18.340 million mile next

01:22:19.500 week i'm running

01:22:19.980 seven miles and

01:22:21.240 then the next day i

01:22:22.000 wouldn't even go for

01:22:22.680 a run but i'd have

01:22:23.760 built up all of this

01:22:24.780 steam in my head like

01:22:25.840 i was in the olympics

01:22:26.820 and so then i'd let

01:22:28.000 myself my aspirations

01:22:30.140 were so diabolical and

01:22:32.340 ridiculous that but

01:22:34.980 when i did let myself

01:22:36.400 down i would let

01:22:37.060 myself fall from the

01:22:38.220 heights of my

01:22:38.780 aspirations not even

01:22:39.880 from

01:22:40.200 yes you just took one

01:22:43.260 run you just one

01:22:44.000 neighborhood over and

01:22:45.240 you got yourself at

01:22:45.960 the olympic trials in

01:22:46.940 atlanta like but the

01:22:48.440 the shame i would feel

01:22:49.700 would be the fall from

01:22:50.660 the olympic trials and

01:22:51.800 i only fucking went

01:22:52.740 damn probably eleven

01:22:54.200 hundred feet that's

01:22:55.180 why everybody that

01:22:56.920 tell me they want to

01:22:57.780 get into fitness they

01:22:59.220 be like what you think

01:23:00.060 i should do first i

01:23:01.240 say baby steps baby

01:23:03.820 steps take baby steps

01:23:05.900 if you walk in the gym

01:23:07.080 and walk out you still

01:23:08.100 showed up you did

01:23:09.640 something that you

01:23:10.260 wouldn't have done

01:23:10.760 yesterday yeah maybe

01:23:11.800 this time you might get

01:23:12.580 on a trail man walk for

01:23:13.740 maybe two or three

01:23:14.540 minutes i don't know

01:23:16.220 who knows start

01:23:17.080 drinking more water

01:23:18.020 baby steps like

01:23:19.440 every like everything

01:23:20.480 is baby steps yeah

01:23:21.760 yeah i would never

01:23:23.400 even give myself the

01:23:24.300 grace of like let me

01:23:25.180 have those babies you

01:23:26.040 know and you know

01:23:26.640 something else i used

01:23:27.400 to do i used to

01:23:28.680 compare myself to

01:23:30.300 people that was

01:23:30.940 taking steroids and

01:23:32.400 all of that and i'm

01:23:33.120 like i want my body

01:23:34.080 to look like this and

01:23:35.920 i'm like yeah and i

01:23:37.840 used to i used to

01:23:38.680 watch them dudes say

01:23:39.440 stuff like if you

01:23:40.540 ain't got no six-pack

01:23:41.580 you fat homie and i

01:23:43.400 was like damn i'm

01:23:44.400 fat so i had

01:23:46.480 unrealistic expectations

01:23:48.140 i'm just like you and

01:23:49.840 then i started giving

01:23:50.520 myself grace and i'm

01:23:51.600 like yeah i didn't even

01:23:53.680 come in it to look like

01:23:54.760 that i just wanted my

01:23:55.820 clothes to be able to

01:23:56.840 fit good yeah i just i

01:23:58.540 just didn't want to be

01:23:59.360 titty man anymore

01:24:00.380 yeah yeah he didn't want

01:24:02.100 to have them nice

01:24:02.800 titties on it

01:24:03.640 i just didn't want to

01:24:06.360 be titty man anymore

01:24:07.400 and then god bless

01:24:08.580 start comparing

01:24:09.260 yourself to other

01:24:10.040 people and you lose

01:24:11.160 we lose ourselves and

01:24:12.840 what we really wanted

01:24:14.080 what was our goal i

01:24:15.200 just wanted i wanted a

01:24:16.160 bedroom body that's it

01:24:17.440 that's it that's all

01:24:18.940 when you get up really

01:24:20.580 really crazy high in

01:24:21.780 life you're too high

01:24:22.560 you're madison square

01:24:24.080 garden and all this

01:24:25.080 kind of crazy shit that

01:24:26.020 i was doing it's like

01:24:27.100 the fall will kill you

01:24:29.220 and uh because it's

01:24:31.620 not a human height it's

01:24:32.700 not human and there's

01:24:33.760 no oxygen up there and

01:24:35.400 there's no drag on your

01:24:36.360 wings and it's lonely

01:24:37.960 and it doesn't have it

01:24:39.420 it's not affected by

01:24:40.780 your feelings anymore

01:24:41.800 it's just this other

01:24:42.920 thing but when i went

01:24:46.220 back to work and i was

01:24:47.400 like i'm doing clubs

01:24:48.280 again how's that gonna

01:24:49.480 feel and i'm sitting in

01:24:51.260 the funny bone in st

01:24:52.340 louis and the coke the

01:24:53.960 machine that sends coke

01:24:55.100 to the bar is next to

01:24:58.020 my head and i'm sitting

01:24:59.480 there and there's the

01:25:01.260 smell of chicken wings

01:25:02.160 and pizza and i'm doing

01:25:03.720 retail comedy one you

01:25:05.580 know i was happy as

01:25:07.880 fuck i was so happy to

01:25:10.480 be telling the jokes to

01:25:11.640 people whose faces i

01:25:12.740 could see and whose

01:25:14.360 admission prices is

01:25:15.960 they're giving that to

01:25:17.580 me as a as a gift and

01:25:19.840 they're going home happy

01:25:21.100 and i got back to that

01:25:22.540 level of comedy and it

01:25:23.620 was really beautiful

01:25:24.720 that's where i live now

01:25:26.220 i mean i do the

01:25:27.160 theaters because i'm

01:25:27.800 still a fucking pig i

01:25:28.960 still want i still like

01:25:30.220 it but once some of

01:25:30.980 them are nice too some

01:25:31.840 of them are nice with

01:25:32.580 the rhyming and oh

01:25:33.640 yeah nashville beautiful

01:25:35.120 i'm excited to come

01:25:35.960 over there i think even

01:25:37.260 this year's been tough

01:25:38.100 for me it's just like

01:25:39.060 um yeah i just feel like

01:25:41.720 work's gotten busy and

01:25:43.780 it just makes me scared

01:25:44.800 kind of a little bit and

01:25:45.800 it's like you know and

01:25:47.440 then popularity makes you

01:25:48.480 scared and that's kind

01:25:49.500 of scary and then you're

01:25:50.580 scary looking at

01:25:51.880 yourself you're just

01:25:52.580 like what am i even

01:25:53.700 you you're like i can't

01:25:56.800 even feel like i can't

01:25:57.600 even the controls feel

01:25:59.000 far from my hand

01:25:59.760 sometimes not an

01:26:00.540 yeah not like i'm doing

01:26:01.480 crazy stuff or anything

01:26:03.140 but just like you know i

01:26:05.480 just i don't know

01:26:06.480 no it's it is scary and

01:26:08.560 it should be that's the

01:26:09.740 thing is it's like another

01:26:10.560 electricity you got to

01:26:11.500 respect it it's not it's

01:26:13.560 not small a small thing

01:26:14.700 being famous and it can go

01:26:16.800 bad and it's it's your

01:26:19.400 fault because you got into

01:26:20.240 it yeah but that's i don't

01:26:22.140 know it's also a human

01:26:23.060 thing to want to share

01:26:23.900 your work and want to be

01:26:24.960 out there you know but

01:26:26.100 once when when it goes

01:26:27.260 bad you get in this

01:26:28.620 predicament of like i want

01:26:30.120 to go to each person's

01:26:30.920 house and tell them what

01:26:31.620 really happened and what

01:26:32.500 you know the little

01:26:33.120 things that are that aren't

01:26:34.540 in the way that's you

01:26:35.240 know and that's just

01:26:36.220 never going to happen

01:26:36.940 yeah and at this point

01:26:38.400 with all to me i just

01:26:39.480 want to get i just i

01:26:40.540 just want to live if you

01:26:42.280 had to share something

01:26:43.080 with somebody who had

01:26:44.060 lost a sibling or who

01:26:45.320 had dealt with you know

01:26:46.980 some grief from loss

01:26:48.240 something that you've

01:26:49.320 learned because i mean

01:26:50.760 you're like almost the

01:26:52.620 the neil armstrong of

01:26:55.480 loss i mean you've you've

01:26:57.360 had you've endured a lot

01:26:58.960 in your life you know

01:27:00.080 and watch and watched

01:27:01.260 other loved ones endure

01:27:02.500 a lot you know um what

01:27:04.500 what have you kind of

01:27:05.580 learned that you feel

01:27:06.640 like you could share if

01:27:07.800 anything well thank you

01:27:10.680 for giving that

01:27:11.240 opportunity because that's

01:27:12.420 what i want to do is to

01:27:13.700 try to make it positive

01:27:14.660 for somebody buddy but um

01:27:17.400 you know it's tough

01:27:19.180 because i want to tell

01:27:20.600 people like when somebody

01:27:22.160 dies it's going to get

01:27:23.200 better but it doesn't get

01:27:24.820 better man you don't even

01:27:26.380 get used to it it's just

01:27:27.860 keep tolerating it and you

01:27:30.240 just somehow it gets a

01:27:32.780 little better someday but

01:27:34.120 there's no good word to

01:27:35.760 say to them but when

01:27:36.500 somebody's really busted up

01:27:37.920 you know and it when you

01:27:42.420 overcome that and are able

01:27:45.080 to maintain through that

01:27:50.020 well then it's it's now

01:27:52.660 you now you've uh you've

01:27:54.900 achieved through a struggle

01:27:56.260 you've achieved over on a

01:27:57.700 an obstruction you've gone

01:27:59.940 over a hurdle you know and

01:28:02.540 it's like now you can say you

01:28:05.740 won now i can say you won

01:28:07.340 something because without a

01:28:08.720 fight there can't be a

01:28:09.640 winner there can't be a

01:28:10.400 champion there can't be a

01:28:11.580 success unless there's that

01:28:13.320 adversity you know and so

01:28:15.680 god wouldn't put you

01:28:17.620 through that unless you're

01:28:19.000 going to benefit

01:28:19.640 you know you got a great

01:28:22.900 mind you're intelligent guy

01:28:24.700 i can tell

01:28:25.240 oh thanks man life is

01:28:27.100 he's knocking on your door

01:28:29.360 too my friend

01:28:30.080 you too i feel like you and

01:28:31.860 me are probably pretty similar

01:28:32.820 in some ways you feel that

01:28:34.360 sure do

01:28:35.200 i do too so um this kind

01:28:37.460 that no david that leads

01:28:38.400 exactly to um kind of what

01:28:39.980 i was thinking about my next

01:28:40.760 question is how does our

01:28:41.860 quality of life

01:28:43.140 affect our beliefs about the

01:28:45.440 about death or the afterlife

01:28:47.020 well you know i think this is

01:28:50.480 something

01:28:50.900 where neuroscience actually has

01:28:53.140 something to offer okay right

01:28:54.800 so

01:28:55.720 when i first started studying the

01:28:58.880 brain

01:28:59.260 you know 40 plus years ago i was

01:29:02.160 taught well the brain just kind

01:29:03.940 of sits there and it waits to

01:29:05.840 react to something something

01:29:06.680 comes in your senses you hear

01:29:07.880 something you see something

01:29:08.820 your brain does something and

01:29:09.860 then you move your muscles and

01:29:10.980 you respond to it and that's

01:29:12.500 what it is the brain is kind of

01:29:13.340 sitting there waiting for

01:29:14.040 something to happen it's a

01:29:14.820 reactive organ

01:29:15.680 like a two-stroke motor or

01:29:17.040 something

01:29:17.300 right and and and well even

01:29:19.880 not like a two-stroke motor that

01:29:21.180 isn't even started yet it's

01:29:22.480 waiting for someone to pull the

01:29:23.680 ripcord right for it to start up

01:29:25.540 um and what we now know the

01:29:29.320 modern conception of the brain is

01:29:31.200 that when you're just sitting

01:29:32.200 there spacing out your brain is

01:29:34.380 really busy and it is a

01:29:36.260 prediction machine your brain is

01:29:39.260 trying to figure out what's going

01:29:40.900 to happen next in the near term

01:29:43.720 what does that mean it means that

01:29:45.400 our brain is wired to presume that

01:29:48.440 there will always be a near term

01:29:52.500 that there will be a future right

01:29:55.200 and so you know uh i got diagnosed

01:29:59.160 with terminal cancer uh i was told

01:30:02.480 four years ago that i had six to

01:30:04.120 18 months to live and you know

01:30:08.000 while i mean of course that was

01:30:09.600 really upsetting and i was freaking

01:30:10.980 the fuck out about it uh in addition

01:30:14.540 you know i could do practical stuff

01:30:16.100 oh i better write my will i better

01:30:18.380 have this conversation with my kids i

01:30:20.400 better uh you know make sure this is

01:30:23.180 done in the house and like these

01:30:24.600 letters are written for my students

01:30:26.260 you know so then to go on the next

01:30:27.800 part of their career like all that

01:30:29.140 practical screen right exactly and uh

01:30:32.860 but in terms of actually deeply

01:30:35.280 engaging with myself not being there

01:30:39.120 anymore with my own demise i felt like

01:30:42.720 you know i was skittering across the

01:30:44.440 ice you know i couldn't really dig in

01:30:48.280 and grab it i couldn't really think

01:30:50.840 about what it's like for me not to be

01:30:54.240 there anymore and i thought well is

01:30:56.800 this a personal failing do i just suck

01:30:59.320 and i i thought well maybe but i mean i

01:31:04.560 do but we all do but uh you know what

01:31:08.000 i'm thinking fundamentally is that this

01:31:10.020 is not something that we as humans are

01:31:13.100 designed to do our brains are hardwired

01:31:15.320 to predict their near future which

01:31:17.580 presumes that there will be a near

01:31:20.480 future yeah right and so

01:31:23.080 if you extrapolate this a little bit

01:31:28.880 and what does extrapolate mean just so

01:31:30.040 people know i'm sorry if you kind of

01:31:31.880 move on to the next step okay right of

01:31:34.760 what this means for faith right if you

01:31:38.420 go around the world nearly every not

01:31:40.460 absolutely every but nearly every

01:31:42.540 religion in the world has an after

01:31:45.000 night life or reincarnation story

01:31:47.860 very few religions judaism is is one

01:31:52.060 you're dead and there isn't actually a

01:31:54.500 story about what happens after you're

01:31:55.980 dead but almost every other one

01:31:57.600 does or the big invoice you go to

01:32:01.040 heaven you melt with the divine you're

01:32:03.200 reincarnated but there's something that

01:32:05.060 happens these stories are exceedingly

01:32:07.480 popular all over the world in all

01:32:09.540 cultures well i think that the reason

01:32:12.080 they are is because of this brain bug we

01:32:16.160 have we can't imagine ourselves dead

01:32:20.340 because our brains are hardwired to

01:32:22.420 predict the future and that's why we

01:32:24.680 have these afterlife and reincarnation

01:32:26.540 stories in faiths all over the world and

01:32:29.420 so i have total sympathy for these not

01:32:31.680 just because i'm diagnosed with terminal

01:32:34.140 cancer because i see them as something

01:32:38.140 deep and fundamental to what it is to be

01:32:40.980 human and something that binds us all

01:32:43.600 have you ever met someone and you were

01:32:46.240 like i could play that person like is

01:32:48.240 that because that would be like kind of

01:32:49.720 like i feel like if i were an actor that

01:32:51.320 would be like my power like you would

01:32:52.860 corner somebody you know in a room of a

01:32:55.260 fucking party like i could play you in a

01:32:57.400 heartbeat huh you know does that happen

01:33:00.240 with the good actors i don't know you

01:33:03.000 have to ask good actors i think i remember

01:33:05.700 when i was young i remember doing this

01:33:06.860 movie and that one of the other actor was

01:33:09.520 talking to the director and he was like

01:33:10.840 wouldn't it be cool if you know

01:33:12.880 walking did you know this kind of movie

01:33:16.720 you know kind of like so-and-so and he

01:33:18.120 mentioned this other actor that was like

01:33:19.480 my peer who was like like the actor right

01:33:22.280 and the director was like yeah but i mean

01:33:24.740 marquine is no so-and-so like yeah and

01:33:28.360 and he was like and and the other actor

01:33:31.300 was like dude that's so fucked up what

01:33:33.200 said the director was like oh no no i just

01:33:34.560 i mean that in the best way like you're a

01:33:36.260 character actor um he's no fred armison

01:33:39.480 always yeah character actor yeah it's like

01:33:41.880 it's like kind of code for like you can't

01:33:44.880 really like you're never gonna really get

01:33:47.180 there but you'll work and um and that

01:33:52.460 fucking pissed me off

01:33:53.680 yeah but here's the thing but it pissed

01:33:56.180 me off because i was like no i i have

01:33:59.680 more like that's not um there's more that

01:34:04.540 will come out that will come out of me and

01:34:06.440 i just um but i think i ultimately

01:34:09.620 appreciate it because it made me go like

01:34:12.140 well how do i find that way like how do i

01:34:16.580 find more yeah there was just something

01:34:18.560 like there was something special about

01:34:20.520 that time where it was like uh

01:34:23.680 i don't know the moment meant so much

01:34:26.000 more you know there was something there

01:34:28.040 used to be something about the past at

01:34:29.320 the moment you couldn't copy it you

01:34:31.320 couldn't record it like i think that's

01:34:32.980 why those times you talk about some of

01:34:34.340 this in your book man and uh it's like

01:34:36.200 about time and like god like the moment

01:34:38.620 of when i was a kid or sitting there

01:34:40.020 laughing with my friends like the moment

01:34:42.020 was so much more real because you were

01:34:43.780 never gonna get it again right and you

01:34:45.760 didn't you couldn't necessarily record it

01:34:48.380 and you sure as hell they couldn't share

01:34:49.660 it there's a study on this man i don't

01:34:51.640 know if i'm gonna say it's like 20 years

01:34:52.980 ago or 25 the moment was the biggest

01:34:57.240 dopamine rush the jump the cresting of the

01:35:00.660 mountain the pulling off whatever you tried

01:35:02.200 to pull off yeah scientifically measured

01:35:04.260 the biggest dopamine hit cameras and you

01:35:08.640 know mobile devices and stuff come out it

01:35:11.500 slowly turned to the recording of the

01:35:15.540 moment the snapshot okay not the cresting

01:35:21.180 right of the hill but we just recorded

01:35:23.640 it the ownership of the moment ownership

01:35:25.220 of the moment right and then what has

01:35:28.580 happened now has been around for 25 years

01:35:30.340 the biggest scientific dopamine hit that

01:35:32.720 we get as humans is not the doing of the

01:35:36.280 deed is not the recording of the deed it is

01:35:39.440 when we press share really that's a little

01:35:47.180 bit like living in third person like we're

01:35:49.120 all running around going my rush is not

01:35:51.120 when i run for a touchdown my rush is when

01:35:53.680 i see myself on the jumbotron running for

01:35:57.240 the touchdown and that's a that's a

01:36:00.760 slippery slope man you know what i mean

01:36:02.780 well it's slippery but it also seems hard to

01:36:04.600 even conceptualize who i am then you know

01:36:07.720 yeah am i myself am i just a viewer of

01:36:11.100 myself now that's it we're much more

01:36:13.320 much more voyeurs now right and our

01:36:15.680 identity comes from being objective trying

01:36:17.600 to look at ourself from outside and now

01:36:20.200 comes from well what did you think of what

01:36:22.700 i did and how yeah and that's the worst

01:36:25.900 what did you think of what i did because

01:36:27.760 that will be who that'll be my definition

01:36:29.880 of who i am yeah that we got to watch

01:36:32.280 riley mal yes sir what is something that

01:36:39.200 you are kind of grateful for this year a

01:36:41.020 little thing in the world that like is

01:36:43.320 there a moment or something in the world

01:36:45.260 that makes you feel some gratitude

01:36:46.600 yeah yeah i've got a uh got a little baby

01:36:50.140 coming on along the way

01:36:51.660 yeah dang you have a you have a baby

01:37:03.100 coming i do oh my gosh

01:37:06.620 bro unreal dude congratulations man

01:37:13.000 thank you oh my gosh bro dude i remember

01:37:17.480 when you hadn't even um come out of your

01:37:19.960 own nuts or whatever remember that

01:37:21.660 yeah wow and now you're like i'll show

01:37:27.600 them wow dude i'm gonna make this skeet

01:37:32.800 grow up that's a that's crazy dude um

01:37:38.260 and is it a male or female do you know

01:37:40.600 have y'all looked at it it's a male

01:37:42.540 amen brother god god has got you man

01:37:49.940 i want to we can even pray about it right

01:37:54.040 now you care if we pray about it for a

01:37:55.140 second yeah let's do it let's do it man

01:37:57.140 god we just want to thank you today um

01:38:02.400 you know in times where we're uncertain

01:38:04.320 about things and where we it feels like

01:38:08.180 it's tough to get a foothold that

01:38:10.480 sometimes our sense of purpose wanes uh

01:38:13.140 based on our society that uh that you

01:38:15.980 can remind us that there are important

01:38:20.260 things in the world um god we want to

01:38:23.300 thank you so much for giving riley um a

01:38:28.240 chance to be a father you know when i met

01:38:31.100 riley he was barely he hadn't even had

01:38:33.360 any

01:38:33.780 same i'm gonna say it fast so it's not

01:38:40.020 because we are we are in a prayer he

01:38:41.900 hadn't even had any semen come out of

01:38:43.420 his body

01:38:43.940 and here he is just serving blast sauce

01:38:49.140 and just having it grow up into something

01:38:50.780 beautiful

01:38:51.180 and we want to lift this child up to you

01:38:53.900 god before it's even here

01:38:55.000 uh and what's the name of the child riley

01:38:57.240 uh we haven't announced it yet okay

01:39:01.500 god we want to lift up this unannounced

01:39:05.140 child to you that at this point is still

01:39:07.120 just a batch of semen and egg um

01:39:10.560 that uh that you may that you are

01:39:14.480 helping uh cultivate moisturize um

01:39:19.820 and so we just want to lift that up to

01:39:21.840 you god and say thank you for reminding

01:39:23.280 us what is purposeful and that we can

01:39:25.100 find purpose and family rod uh amen

01:39:27.980 ladies and gentlemen stephen wilson jr

01:39:30.480 thank you sir

01:39:33.280 gary these days been lying in his bed man

01:39:47.220 working on the same car going on a decade

01:39:52.480 scribbles on drum mount don't draw attention

01:39:58.620 i never really noticed but now that i mention it

01:40:05.860 ain't a lot of boys named gary these days

01:40:10.860 born with a cigarette glued to their face

01:40:13.700 fixin' bout anything a hammer can't handle

01:40:16.760 saving all the money cause a gary don't gamble

01:40:19.640 ain't a lot of girls going by debbie anymore

01:40:22.640 but they got the same nicotine pouring out their pours

01:40:25.940 time leaves town but the minute hand stays

01:40:30.280 there ain't a lot of boys named gary these days

01:40:36.280 gary these days been worried about the bad news

01:40:48.160 there ain't a lot of teenagers filling up the church pews

01:40:52.160 burning bush lights don't talk to his brother

01:40:57.300 the people even still say grace before supper

01:41:03.040 there ain't a lot of boys named gary these days

01:41:06.340 born with a cigarette glued to their face

01:41:09.180 fixin' bout anything a hammer can't handle

01:41:12.220 saving all the money cause a gary don't gamble

01:41:15.260 ain't a lot of girls going by debbie anymore

01:41:18.220 but they got the same nicotine pouring out their pours

01:41:21.220 time leaves town but the minute hand stays

01:41:25.220 there ain't a lot of boys named gary these days

01:41:31.220 every nowman gets the damn thing running

01:41:46.220 takes it out for a spin first we can make

01:41:50.220 he believes in got milk believes in little black hand

01:41:54.700 He believes in God who believes in a little black handpiece

01:41:59.720 On the stove on his day

01:42:03.020 I had a weird suspicion with the light out on the front porch

01:42:20.540 The hard medication poured down where the drain pours

01:42:27.800 He holds his left arm while his parakeet prays

01:42:37.080 Has anybody seen much of Gary these days?

01:42:44.600 Has anybody seen much of Gary these days?

01:42:50.540 No, there ain't a lot of boys

01:42:58.520 Ain't a lot of boys

01:43:00.020 Ain't a lot of boys

01:43:01.560 There ain't

01:43:02.100 Yeah

01:43:03.300 Yeah

01:43:06.540 Yeah

01:43:09.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:43:15.540 Yeah

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