This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 03, 2026


#643 - Ray


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When it comes to soda, are you really picking a zero-sugar cola that you actually prefer, or are you just settling for what you've always had? That's the question. Today's guest is a content creator originally from Taiwan.

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00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, it's Theo Vaughn here, and I got a question.
00:00:04.000 When it comes to soda, are you really picking a zero sugar cola that you actually prefer,
00:00:10.160 or are you just settling for what you've always had?
00:00:14.140 That's the question.
00:00:15.580 And I'll say this, when it comes to taste, I find that nothing beats Pepsi Zero Sugar. 0.84
00:00:20.740 But you don't just have to take my word for it, that would be ridiculous.
00:00:25.480 Pepsi has been doing blind taste tests for years.
00:00:30.180 No labels, no brand names, just taste.
00:00:34.420 And last year, they brought back the Pepsi Challenge, and the results were clear.
00:00:39.600 66% of people agreed and said that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
00:00:47.300 In fact, Pepsi Zero Sugar won in every market they tested.
00:00:50.640 So if you're grabbing a zero sugar soda, go with the one people keep choosing
00:00:54.500 when taste is the only thing that matters.
00:00:57.040 Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today.
00:00:59.220 Let your taste decide.
00:01:01.060 Today's guest is a streamer.
00:01:02.900 He's a content creator.
00:01:04.680 He's originally from Taiwan.
00:01:07.520 Taiwan.
00:01:08.800 He's got the spicy shrimp paste.
00:01:11.060 You know what I'm talking about?
00:01:12.500 He's that bottom ramen, you feel me.
00:01:16.060 And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi.
00:01:19.640 He's the lady boy. 0.96
00:01:20.800 Ray, I mean, he's a ladies' man. 1.00
00:01:23.940 I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won a reality streamer of the year.
00:01:30.260 Welcome, Ray.
00:01:32.260 Is there anything specific you want to talk about and go over at something that's for, like, your brand or anything that's popping for you?
00:01:55.660 I'm looking up by anything.
00:01:56.820 I don't really care.
00:01:57.840 You want to buy an island?
00:01:59.300 Buy an island?
00:02:00.120 What'd you say?
00:02:01.100 An island?
00:02:01.600 Sorry.
00:02:01.880 I'll be down. 0.99
00:02:02.540 I'll be like, I'm making some new shit. 0.99
00:02:04.580 You can't buy an island. 0.99
00:02:05.940 What do you mean?
00:02:06.700 Not right now.
00:02:07.740 It's not a good time.
00:02:08.940 Nah, I'd love to do one.
00:02:11.380 I'm making a new streaming Diddy party.
00:02:13.940 You're making a new streaming Diddy party?
00:02:16.140 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:16.980 So, but who's, is it going to be kind of like, uh, will it be kind of Asian only?
00:02:21.480 Because Diddy, it seemed like-
00:02:22.500 Nah, nah, nah.
00:02:23.100 Everybody can join.
00:02:24.060 You feel me?
00:02:24.400 I'm not racist.
00:02:25.600 Every racist can join.
00:02:26.720 Black, whites, Indians, Europeans. 0.97
00:02:30.120 Everybody can join.
00:02:31.540 It's the Diddy party.
00:02:32.760 I don't know if it's the best time because they just put out all those files from the,
00:02:36.180 um-
00:02:36.960 Oh, from the Epstein?
00:02:37.860 Yeah.
00:02:38.360 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:39.420 So, do you want to go that far and do like an island or you-
00:02:42.100 Nah, nah, nah. 0.99
00:02:42.660 I don't want to do those things they do, but I want to make some new shit. 1.00
00:02:45.920 Your own shit? 1.00
00:02:46.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:02:47.460 Ooh.
00:02:47.900 Have you been on the island before?
00:02:49.520 I've never been.
00:02:50.520 They had a comedian that had been, though.
00:02:52.900 They invite you?
00:02:53.800 No, I didn't even get an invite.
00:02:55.300 I don't know.
00:02:55.700 I have some mail I haven't opened.
00:02:57.280 Okay.
00:02:57.540 But I don't think I got anything like that.
00:02:59.780 Yeah.
00:03:00.280 I don't, I would, like-
00:03:02.100 Wait, wait, wait, deal.
00:03:03.680 Yeah.
00:03:04.060 Quick question.
00:03:05.020 That's the intro.
00:03:06.400 That's the intro.
00:03:07.380 That's the intro?
00:03:08.300 Like, like, would you buy an island?
00:03:10.780 Yeah.
00:03:11.260 Oh my God, man.
00:03:12.180 That's what America's wondering because you're the future, man.
00:03:14.520 The future now is like, we're getting all of our semiconductors from your, I know that
00:03:18.920 you're a Taiwanese.
00:03:20.340 Taiwanese.
00:03:20.900 I'm from Taiwan.
00:03:21.240 Yeah, I'm from Taiwan.
00:03:21.880 Thank you for coming.
00:03:22.640 Yeah.
00:03:22.800 And that we're getting all our semiconductors from you guys, right?
00:03:26.980 Oh, the car from PC.
00:03:29.280 Yeah.
00:03:29.400 Yeah.
00:03:29.860 Oh, you, you tap in.
00:03:31.260 So y'all are the future, bro.
00:03:32.320 That's what I'm saying, man.
00:03:33.820 I got family.
00:03:35.040 Y'all have all of our ideas.
00:03:36.360 All the information is going through Taiwan now.
00:03:38.280 Yeah, bro.
00:03:38.940 And it's happening physically, I think, through you.
00:03:41.600 That's what I'm saying, like.
00:03:42.900 Yeah, so you know what?
00:03:44.160 I might be the spy, you know?
00:03:45.520 Yeah.
00:03:46.100 You know who Phantom is?
00:03:49.020 Phantom?
00:03:49.800 Phantom.
00:03:50.880 Phantom, like Phantom of the Opera?
00:03:52.740 Bring it up.
00:03:54.080 What's that?
00:03:55.580 Phantom with the Opera?
00:03:57.060 This was the guy.
00:03:59.020 What's that?
00:03:59.800 Guy doing white face.
00:04:00.900 This was like an early kind of, this dude was like taking advantage of women and doing 0.67
00:04:04.360 white face or whatever.
00:04:05.980 Oh, like he the original Diddy?
00:04:08.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:09.140 He was.
00:04:09.600 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:09.900 Oh, okay, okay.
00:04:11.180 I like that.
00:04:11.760 I like that.
00:04:12.440 He was an early Diddy.
00:04:13.920 But dude, if you did a Diddy thing.
00:04:17.620 Dude, bro, if you did a Diddy.
00:04:18.860 I don't know if people are ready for it right now.
00:04:20.580 Do you think?
00:04:22.400 I guess if everybody's invited, at least it's more that, more welcoming to everyone.
00:04:27.980 Nah, listen.
00:04:28.740 This is what I'm going to do, bro.
00:04:29.680 So, boom. 0.95
00:04:30.840 You know, Diddy got a big ass bed, right? 1.00
00:04:32.780 Big bed. 0.97
00:04:33.400 Big bed.
00:04:33.860 Yeah.
00:04:34.140 Big bed.
00:04:34.780 Yeah.
00:04:35.500 Baby oil.
00:04:36.820 Yes.
00:04:37.660 On the tunnel.
00:04:39.160 He had a tunnel too?
00:04:40.400 Yeah, I think so.
00:04:41.180 Yeah.
00:04:41.780 I mean, probably not that part, but like, I'm going to make a big bed.
00:04:45.620 Everyone got lit, drink, for me.
00:04:47.980 Hennessy.
00:04:48.800 You know that?
00:04:49.700 Hennessy.
00:04:50.300 Yeah.
00:04:50.720 Come out and play.
00:04:52.080 Yeah.
00:04:52.540 Oh, definitely.
00:04:53.580 Yeah, so we're going to do that.
00:04:54.680 But then what? 0.99
00:04:55.100 For me, shit going to happen. 0.95
00:04:56.300 You're going to have good music or you're going to have like a- 0.99
00:04:57.760 No, we're going to have a good time.
00:04:58.540 It's like a party for real.
00:04:59.880 Like, we're going to drink, got lit, party, dance, music, DJ, what, what, girl.
00:05:04.240 DJ or like more like classical music, you think?
00:05:07.500 Violin?
00:05:08.740 Nah, nah, nah. 1.00
00:05:09.380 That's an old shit. 1.00
00:05:10.140 Wait, how old are you by age? 1.00
00:05:11.880 I'm old.
00:05:12.340 I'm 40.
00:05:13.660 I'm 50.
00:05:14.580 I'm old. 0.82
00:05:14.900 I'm going to die soon.
00:05:16.240 50?
00:05:16.880 Yeah.
00:05:17.400 Now, don't say that you're going to die soon.
00:05:19.400 I'm 45.
00:05:20.860 Oh, my God.
00:05:21.740 Look at me.
00:05:22.120 Look at me from this side.
00:05:23.900 You don't look that old or I'm cute, but you look like 30.
00:05:28.340 You're like 35.
00:05:29.540 I feel young, dude.
00:05:30.700 45?
00:05:31.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:32.100 Damn, man. 1.00
00:05:33.000 Half of the body in the grave. 1.00
00:05:35.240 I know, bro.
00:05:36.100 It's bad, bro.
00:05:37.580 It's a waste of only.
00:05:39.060 You double my age.
00:05:39.740 You know that?
00:05:40.200 Am I really?
00:05:40.880 Yeah.
00:05:41.320 I'm 20 years old.
00:05:42.300 I just turned 20.
00:05:43.460 Congratulations, man.
00:05:44.480 Thank you, bro.
00:05:45.080 Congratulations to you, bro.
00:05:46.200 Thank you.
00:05:46.620 For all the success, podcast, for me, and life.
00:05:49.800 I appreciate it, man.
00:05:50.640 Yeah, man.
00:05:51.740 And welcome.
00:05:52.580 Yeah.
00:05:53.400 We got Ray.
00:05:54.420 Ray Asian Guy.
00:05:56.160 Ray Asian Guy.
00:05:57.000 Nah, nah.
00:05:58.040 Just call me Ray.
00:05:59.020 Just Ray.
00:05:59.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:59.840 You don't like Ray Asian Guy anymore?
00:06:00.860 Nah, nah, they call me Ray Asian Boy.
00:06:03.720 Ray Asian Boy.
00:06:04.500 Yeah, but I don't really like that, so just call me Ray.
00:06:07.720 Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian Man? 0.98
00:06:11.040 Like, would that be the thing you think?
00:06:12.720 No, it don't sound right.
00:06:14.320 It don't, it don't, feel me?
00:06:15.220 It don't sound right.
00:06:15.940 Yeah.
00:06:16.200 Yeah.
00:06:16.700 How about you?
00:06:18.000 Your name's Dio Vong, right?
00:06:19.580 Yeah. 0.98
00:06:19.920 Would you ever change it to Uncle Dio Vong or some shit? 0.99
00:06:22.600 Ooh, maybe. 0.98
00:06:23.300 Or like Uncle Dio Vong, the country guy?
00:06:27.020 Oh, maybe so.
00:06:28.220 Yeah.
00:06:28.700 Maybe, I don't know.
00:06:29.480 I think if I got a farm or something, I could do something like that.
00:06:34.320 Uncle Dio's country hotel or something, open up a business.
00:06:37.820 That would be fine.
00:06:39.100 Yeah.
00:06:39.300 Quick question.
00:06:40.260 Like, are you from Nashville?
00:06:41.900 I'm from Louisiana. 0.83
00:06:43.780 Oh, so you're racist?
00:06:45.020 Am I racist?
00:06:45.960 Uh-huh.
00:06:46.620 I wouldn't say that.
00:06:47.920 Okay, okay.
00:06:49.040 Yeah, I've had, like, I wouldn't say, I would say, I don't mind a little racism.
00:06:55.020 Me too.
00:06:55.720 Yeah.
00:06:56.120 We're going to say it, bro.
00:06:56.840 It's beautiful.
00:06:57.340 Yeah, it's what I'm saying, bro.
00:06:58.260 Yeah, I'm glad we finally get to meet up, brother.
00:07:00.700 Quick question.
00:07:01.260 Now, you've been saying the N-word?
00:07:03.580 No, no, no, no.
00:07:04.700 I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times, but I don't say it.
00:07:08.480 Like, we don't got to lie.
00:07:10.640 We don't got to lie right now.
00:07:11.940 Like, you've definitely said it before, right?
00:07:14.320 I have.
00:07:14.860 I don't think I've said it.
00:07:15.500 I don't remember.
00:07:16.320 I'll tell you this.
00:07:17.000 If I've never, maybe if I was, like, at the dentist's office when they give you that stuff, you know?
00:07:22.680 What stuff?
00:07:23.700 You know at the dentist's office when they give you the, um, for your molars or whatever?
00:07:29.280 Novocaine.
00:07:30.200 Novocaine.
00:07:30.700 Yeah.
00:07:31.220 Okay.
00:07:31.720 And, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever.
00:07:34.160 Mm.
00:07:35.280 But, no, I don't say it, man.
00:07:37.080 There was a time.
00:07:37.920 Like, you want to say it, but, like, you just control it.
00:07:40.920 I don't think it's worth saying.
00:07:42.240 Yeah, but I'm going to keep it up with you.
00:07:44.520 I say it one time.
00:07:45.720 You say it one time?
00:07:46.440 Yeah, I say it one time.
00:07:47.240 On stream.
00:07:48.120 On stream?
00:07:48.420 Like, I was sing a song.
00:07:49.700 I got hooo...
00:07:51.480 You know, you know, you know that song?
00:07:54.420 Yeah.
00:07:56.540 Yeah.
00:07:57.100 I sing that song, and it was on stream.
00:07:59.180 I just said the hot R. 1.00
00:08:01.260 I'm not even saying the N word.
00:08:02.280 I said the hot R. 0.99
00:08:03.220 By accident.
00:08:03.700 I think if you're, bro, if you're singing, what time was it?
00:08:07.300 Was it past 8 p.m.?
00:08:08.300 Yeah.
00:08:09.160 It was past 8 p.m.
00:08:10.300 It wasn't, but it was in Japan, no.
00:08:13.180 It wasn't here.
00:08:13.900 It was in Japan, so.
00:08:15.160 I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you
00:08:18.180 could sing it.
00:08:18.580 Oh, like, you can sing.
00:08:19.380 Nah, it should be one day.
00:08:20.580 Everybody can sing.
00:08:22.000 That'll be fine.
00:08:23.880 I'm gonna be spamming.
00:08:25.000 Yo, what's up?
00:08:26.220 Feel me? 0.99
00:08:26.880 I'm gonna be spamming that shit like this. 0.99
00:08:29.100 I hope they can make a day, bro. 0.99
00:08:30.260 Definitely, you and me should do a collab where we, like, no, we can't do, like, we can't
00:08:35.220 do an N-word collab, bro.
00:08:37.680 Ray, you're setting me up, bro.
00:08:39.420 Nah, I'm not, bro. 0.97
00:08:39.880 You are a spy, bro.
00:08:41.360 I am a spy, but, like, we don't gotta say it out loud, like.
00:08:44.560 But we already said it.
00:08:45.940 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:08:47.220 I mean, damn, bro. 0.99
00:08:48.240 Let's start over. 1.00
00:08:49.700 Yeah, let's start over.
00:08:50.460 Let's restart.
00:08:51.180 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:51.860 We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.
00:08:53.640 Wait, let's do a quick intro, quick.
00:08:55.720 Okay.
00:08:56.180 Okay.
00:08:57.100 Here today with a young guy.
00:09:00.260 Baby Ray, some people call him Just Ray.
00:09:04.920 Some people used to call him Ray Asian Boy, Ray Asian Bebe.
00:09:08.880 They don't, that's Just Ray now, though, bro.
00:09:10.760 That's Ray.
00:09:12.080 He's out of Taiwan.
00:09:13.540 He's probably the number one, he's the number one Taiwanese streamer.
00:09:17.540 He just won Streamer of the Year.
00:09:20.120 Nah, I didn't win Streamer of the Year.
00:09:21.160 No, Speed won?
00:09:22.780 Yeah, Speed won. 1.00
00:09:23.400 I win reality show or some shit. 0.99
00:09:27.500 They won, like. 0.98
00:09:28.140 Reality, I'm a kid, but I forgot what I win, bro.
00:09:32.540 Yeah.
00:09:32.800 It don't matter, man.
00:09:33.640 Life is about living life and being happy, bro.
00:09:36.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:36.860 Like, fuck that shit, bro. 1.00
00:09:38.940 We here, we are the- 1.00
00:09:40.460 Fuck them. 1.00
00:09:41.240 Yup. 1.00
00:09:42.100 Nah, nah, nah, fuck them. 1.00
00:09:43.600 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:09:44.220 Never mind.
00:09:45.040 Yeah, never mind.
00:09:45.920 Yup.
00:09:46.100 Right here, I'm with, uh, my uncle.
00:09:50.000 Three- 1.00
00:09:50.400 Fuck. 1.00
00:09:51.300 I forgot how to pronounce it. 1.00
00:09:52.620 I'm not from here.
00:09:53.400 I'm an immigrant.
00:09:54.400 I know.
00:09:55.400 T-H-E-O. 1.00
00:09:56.960 How do I pronounce it?
00:09:58.100 T-H-E-O. 1.00
00:09:58.720 T-H-E-O. 1.00
00:09:59.180 Or T-O.
00:09:59.860 T-O. 0.96
00:10:00.460 Oh.
00:10:00.820 How do you pronounce it in Taiwan, you know, you see a thing?
00:10:03.140 T-H-E-O. 1.00
00:10:05.500 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:06.000 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:06.540 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:07.040 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:07.840 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:08.100 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:08.420 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:08.720 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:09.560 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:10.000 T-O-N. 1.00
00:10:10.360 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:10.540 Yeah, bro.
00:10:11.600 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:12.220 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:12.640 I'm here with Uncle T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:13.960 You feel me? 1.00
00:10:14.520 Yeah, type shit. 0.99
00:10:15.460 I hope I'm having a good time, man. 1.00
00:10:16.720 T-O-N-V-O-N. 1.00
00:10:17.120 BLM, homie. 1.00
00:10:17.560 Let's get it, bro. 0.99
00:10:18.460 Yeah, Black Kitchen, my shadow of the blacks. 1.00
00:10:20.420 Dominican. 0.98
00:10:22.400 Puerto Ricans.
00:10:23.380 Africans.
00:10:26.040 Who else?
00:10:27.280 Brighton Martin.
00:10:28.660 Rosa Parks.
00:10:30.660 Yeah.
00:10:31.320 Rosa Parks.
00:10:32.160 Who else?
00:10:32.540 I'm trying to think.
00:10:33.260 Oh.
00:10:33.440 Oh.
00:10:35.000 Who's the guy with?
00:10:36.460 Nate Robinson.
00:10:37.300 I like the basketball player?
00:10:39.840 Yeah.
00:10:40.200 Okay.
00:10:40.840 He was like the original Kai Sinat, probably.
00:10:43.620 Why you say that?
00:10:44.840 Bro, Nate had to jump so Kai could run, yeah.
00:10:50.160 Bro, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.
00:10:51.780 It don't even make sense, though.
00:10:53.180 But, bro, I'm talking about-
00:10:54.600 Wait, they play basketball.
00:10:56.180 Kai stream.
00:10:57.320 Like, you don't even-
00:10:58.540 I'm just talking about science and history right now.
00:11:01.320 You're talking about the height.
00:11:02.940 Look at this guy, bro.
00:11:05.880 Look at that.
00:11:06.580 Oh, my God.
00:11:06.840 Nah, he is nice, though.
00:11:08.100 They call him Baby Snicker because he was chocolate and nuts, bro.
00:11:12.520 He got more bunnies than Easter.
00:11:14.480 He is risen.
00:11:15.720 Bro, I be hope-
00:11:16.460 I got a black jeans, man.
00:11:17.680 Nah, you don't, man.
00:11:18.260 I got Asian jeans, man. 1.00
00:11:19.240 I got a small dick. 1.00
00:11:20.440 I cannot jump. 1.00
00:11:21.180 I cannot hoop. 1.00
00:11:21.780 Like, damn. 0.99
00:11:22.460 I just hope I can have black jeans. 1.00
00:11:24.080 I can have that BBC, that big black dick, bro. 1.00
00:11:26.640 It would weigh you down right now, though. 1.00
00:11:28.060 I don't think your body could handle it if you had it on you.
00:11:31.060 Nah, I feel like if- 1.00
00:11:32.380 I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro. 1.00
00:11:34.440 No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it. 1.00
00:11:37.080 What's that?
00:11:38.940 It's like if you can't hold-
00:11:40.240 It's called suspenders.
00:11:43.700 Suspenders. 1.00
00:11:44.240 Yes.
00:11:44.640 Okay.
00:11:45.040 It's like a special thing.
00:11:46.060 If your body can't hold something up, you got to have suspenders.
00:11:48.960 There you go.
00:11:49.760 Mmm. 1.00
00:11:50.920 Like holding a dick type shit. 1.00
00:11:52.920 You would have to. 1.00
00:11:53.600 Probably, bro.
00:11:54.040 Your body's not going to be able to support a big winger.
00:11:56.280 Yeah, I feel that.
00:11:56.940 I feel that.
00:11:57.440 I feel that.
00:11:58.140 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:59.020 I could handle it.
00:11:59.800 I could handle it.
00:12:00.680 You feel me?
00:12:01.460 Uh-uh.
00:12:01.840 I don't feel you at all.
00:12:02.660 I don't think you could. 1.00
00:12:03.420 If you came in with a big dick, your back would be hurt and all that shit. 1.00
00:12:05.900 But I'm not talking about like that big, like two down there. 1.00
00:12:08.780 I'm talking about like a good 10, a good 15.
00:12:11.900 15 is insane, brother.
00:12:14.060 How?
00:12:14.740 15?
00:12:15.680 I like a good size.
00:12:16.840 What are you, a carpenter?
00:12:17.540 You're going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff?
00:12:20.000 Bro, 15 is a lot.
00:12:22.340 Not 15. 1.00
00:12:24.320 Then if you're having sex, some of your wiener is going to be outside of the vagina and it's 1.00
00:12:27.920 going to get cold. 1.00
00:12:29.460 I mean, I mean, I mean, because my shit is small. 1.00
00:12:33.680 For me, I want a big dick for now. 1.00
00:12:36.260 But you might have a big dick in your country, do you? 1.00
00:12:39.540 I don't think they have a big dick in my country. 1.00
00:12:41.600 Everybody Asian, you know what they say about Asian? 1.00
00:12:43.760 Asian got small dick. 1.00
00:12:46.120 Look at that semiconductor, huh? 1.00
00:12:48.140 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:12:49.180 Does white have big dick? 1.00
00:12:51.900 Sometimes, every now and then, you get a guy who just did something different. 1.00
00:12:57.400 I fuck with that. 1.00
00:12:59.180 Based on recent data, the average erect penis size in Taiwan is 4.9 inches. 1.00
00:13:04.920 Based on penis size, average is 4.9. 0.99
00:13:08.240 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:08.420 Wait, that's not bad, right?
00:13:10.540 No, bro.
00:13:11.120 Not bad at all.
00:13:11.840 I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got little wieners over there.
00:13:16.300 Actually, it's big.
00:13:17.640 Hold on, man.
00:13:18.040 Y'all got that shrimp.
00:13:18.720 Y'all got that scampi, baby.
00:13:20.080 Nah, nah. 0.99
00:13:20.720 Shrimp means like small dick. 0.99
00:13:22.440 I know, but I'm saying, I think people tricked you guys to think that. 0.99
00:13:25.880 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:13:27.100 It's kind of like Asian got small dick, but whole time, they got big dick. 1.00
00:13:30.500 They never know. 1.00
00:13:31.100 No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not that small. 1.00
00:13:36.740 But it's okay, though. 1.00
00:13:37.640 You can use it. 1.00
00:13:38.600 Regular dick. 1.00
00:13:39.140 Yeah, usable. 1.00
00:13:39.400 Yeah, regular dick. 1.00
00:13:40.500 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:13:41.180 That's all that matters.
00:13:42.340 Yeah.
00:13:42.860 Yeah.
00:13:43.360 Look, I agree with you, brother.
00:13:44.640 Not that.
00:13:45.060 Okay, let's start the interview then.
00:13:47.240 So what I'm saying.
00:13:48.020 So we haven't started yet.
00:13:48.960 No, we haven't started. 1.00
00:13:49.820 Oh, we're just talking some bullshit. 0.99
00:13:50.880 Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit, but we have started, but we haven't started. 0.99
00:13:53.680 Let's just start it for real. 0.99
00:13:54.680 Okay, let's start it for real.
00:13:56.180 All right, I'm here with my nephew right here, right now.
00:13:59.220 First of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast.
00:14:02.760 I want to say thank you for coming, bro.
00:14:04.500 Appreciate you, bro.
00:14:05.780 Do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro?
00:14:10.640 Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element?
00:14:12.720 Because like when I was your age, they didn't have podcasting.
00:14:16.820 I mean, they kind of had like radio, but then podcasting started.
00:14:20.240 Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that?
00:14:22.780 Or have you even thought about that?
00:14:24.180 I mean, 100%, but streaming is way different than podcast.
00:14:26.960 So I feel like streaming, you can do it wherever you want.
00:14:29.800 You can go outside, travel around the world, walking outside with like interacting with people.
00:14:36.580 But podcast, I feel like podcast is like sitting down, have a talk, have chatting.
00:14:41.500 I feel like it's a different thing, but I've heard definitely streaming is like a big thing. 0.65
00:14:46.400 Like, oh shit, I don't know how to say it, but like, you know what I mean, right? 0.96
00:14:51.820 Yeah, streaming? 0.99
00:14:52.740 Streaming is like the next big thing.
00:14:54.340 Oh, for sure.
00:14:54.840 It's a new thing.
00:14:55.980 Yeah.
00:14:56.380 Yeah, streaming is the big, yeah, like, I mean, how long has streaming been going actually?
00:15:00.200 And who was the first streamer?
00:15:01.840 Do you know?
00:15:02.900 I don't know.
00:15:04.660 Bro.
00:15:04.880 Probably some OG, PewDiePie.
00:15:06.740 I don't know.
00:15:07.540 Who was the first streamer?
00:15:08.880 Because Fousey died, didn't he? 0.97
00:15:10.920 Fousey?
00:15:11.380 He didn't die.
00:15:12.140 He's still alive.
00:15:13.340 Oh man, people are saying he's dead.
00:15:15.600 He died a couple times.
00:15:16.280 I know he died once by the mall.
00:15:17.700 He died over there.
00:15:18.580 Wait, do you know JJ Styles?
00:15:20.440 No, never heard of him.
00:15:21.700 JJ Styles is considered- 0.98
00:15:22.620 Yeah, what the fuck is that? 0.97
00:15:23.760 I thought he was a wrestler. 0.99
00:15:24.980 JJ Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first gaming streamers.
00:15:29.140 In 1993 at age 12, he hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.
00:15:34.540 That's crazy.
00:15:35.180 I don't know about that.
00:15:36.480 What do you mean?
00:15:37.680 I think it's fake?
00:15:39.000 I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.
00:15:41.300 Yeah, me too.
00:15:42.180 Like, if I don't know, I'll definitely know, but I never heard of him in JJ Styles.
00:15:46.620 Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993.
00:15:50.500 Yeah, I can see that we have a color of rare intelligence.
00:15:53.820 Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were
00:16:00.780 all the rage.
00:16:01.780 And 12-year-old Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming show he ingeniously
00:16:08.220 titled Video Games and More.
00:16:10.480 Hello, it's me, Zot the Avenger, once again with another episode of Video Games and More.
00:16:15.560 Oh, wait, so, that kid's JJ Style?
00:16:18.640 That kid's JJ Style, yeah.
00:16:19.620 He's a legend.
00:16:20.640 First Bill do it, clap Bill, bro.
00:16:23.000 You're a legend, bro.
00:16:24.100 I don't know if he did it.
00:16:24.900 I will clap for him.
00:16:26.440 Respect to him.
00:16:27.860 I don't know.
00:16:28.320 I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good.
00:16:31.680 Yeah, I hope too.
00:16:32.860 But, like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?
00:16:35.300 First streamer?
00:16:36.220 Like that?
00:16:36.720 Whoever streamed first on the platform.
00:16:39.280 So, who was the first Twitch streamer then?
00:16:41.200 Like, I'm just wondering if there was, like, a, you know, was there, like, a George Washington
00:16:45.240 of it or something?
00:16:46.580 George what?
00:16:47.520 Or who was, like, the Christopher Columbus of streaming, you know?
00:16:52.180 Or Bruce Lee.
00:16:53.820 Yeah.
00:16:55.200 I'll say...
00:16:56.240 I'll say Jack Doherty.
00:16:58.880 Okay.
00:16:59.460 Yeah, he probably the first streamer, whoever did it.
00:17:01.740 Yeah, Jack Doherty.
00:17:02.400 Jack Doherty from, um...
00:17:04.120 Is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding, like, putting his girls in
00:17:07.460 cars and stuff?
00:17:08.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:09.060 That kid.
00:17:09.640 He probably the first streamer.
00:17:10.720 Wow.
00:17:11.440 He a legend.
00:17:12.640 Yeah, he a legend.
00:17:13.700 I'll say he a legend. 1.00
00:17:14.340 Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude. 1.00
00:17:16.700 Every other episode, he's like, I'm putting... 1.00
00:17:18.920 That bitch is gone, and guess what's behind this curtain? 1.00
00:17:21.820 And it's another bitch back there. 1.00
00:17:23.720 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:17:24.060 Uncle, you tap in.
00:17:25.080 I'm in.
00:17:25.760 With the internet.
00:17:26.900 There he is right there.
00:17:27.940 Mugshot.
00:17:28.320 That's him? 0.99
00:17:28.940 Dude, he always will, he'll, like, tickle somebody and then hide behind a big black guy. 1.00
00:17:32.340 Yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:17:34.220 What do you mean by that? 0.91
00:17:35.200 Big black guy? 0.94
00:17:36.460 One of his security guards. 0.98
00:17:37.720 Oh, okay, okay.
00:17:38.640 Dude, he'll always, like, walk off from the security guard and then get snuck by somebody
00:17:41.820 and then go hide again.
00:17:43.300 He has a crazy life, though.
00:17:44.940 Nah, he does.
00:17:45.540 So, he's considered the first streamer, then?
00:17:47.100 Yeah, he's the first streamer.
00:17:48.220 Okay, bet.
00:17:49.080 Yeah.
00:17:49.300 I didn't know.
00:17:50.180 I didn't know what was going on.
00:17:51.300 Wait, so you be streaming?
00:17:52.580 Nah.
00:17:53.220 No, but I watch it, dude.
00:17:54.300 Dude, I, you know, I kind of see what's going on.
00:17:57.860 You know, I got to link up with Speed one time when he was in town.
00:18:00.780 So, you know, there's stuff like you kind of see what's going on and I'm curious about
00:18:04.020 it because it's the future.
00:18:05.060 It's like, you know, to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre to not be
00:18:08.660 curious about it, you know?
00:18:09.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:10.280 And you kind of-
00:18:11.020 Quick question.
00:18:11.540 Yeah.
00:18:12.300 Would you hop on the stream after this podcast with me?
00:18:15.420 Yeah, I would do something.
00:18:16.760 Yeah, what should we do?
00:18:18.200 Maybe go for a walk or something?
00:18:20.360 You can show me around Nashville.
00:18:22.080 Show me what you've been doing, like, offline.
00:18:24.580 We can go golfing, fishing, whatever you do.
00:18:26.920 Like, yeah, I'll be down.
00:18:29.080 If we could fish, that'd be dope. 0.95
00:18:31.080 We can go buy the worms.
00:18:33.780 We can buy the-
00:18:35.080 Yeah, fishing rod.
00:18:38.000 Yeah, fishing rod. 0.89
00:18:38.860 Oh, I think I got some shit in my truck, actually. 0.98
00:18:41.420 Are you a country guy? 0.99
00:18:42.720 I think you're a country guy.
00:18:45.680 Like, by your face, by your dress, like, the whole body and by the house, I feel like
00:18:51.680 you're a country guy.
00:18:53.200 Let me think if I am.
00:18:54.980 And you got an accent, too.
00:18:56.140 You got a country guy accent.
00:18:57.060 Yeah, I got a country accent, for sure.
00:18:57.960 Are you very American?
00:18:59.760 American.
00:19:00.400 Yeah, we grew up just like in our area was just like kind of black and white.
00:19:03.760 It wasn't like real redneck, so it wasn't like, you know, shooting guns and like, you 1.00
00:19:09.640 know, um-
00:19:11.420 doing N-words or whatever.
00:19:13.060 Redneck.
00:19:13.480 Yeah, it was more, it wasn't like, uh-
00:19:15.220 Wait, is that racist?
00:19:16.820 If I say-
00:19:17.520 If you say what?
00:19:18.360 Redneck.
00:19:18.640 Redneck.
00:19:19.280 Some people consider it racist.
00:19:21.120 I don't know if I do.
00:19:22.520 Okay.
00:19:23.340 But some people would.
00:19:24.780 Okay.
00:19:25.280 Okay.
00:19:26.200 Yeah.
00:19:26.620 To some people, that's like the N-word to some white people, you know?
00:19:29.180 Oh, oh.
00:19:30.160 I'm sorry, but if I, if I, offense, offense to you, like.
00:19:33.460 No, man.
00:19:34.160 I'm okay.
00:19:34.860 I don't identify as that.
00:19:36.520 I just identify kind of like as rural.
00:19:38.760 Just like-
00:19:40.380 Yeah, I feel you.
00:19:41.220 Just kind of rural.
00:19:42.100 Uncle, I will, I will, I will let you call me a chinchang. 0.94
00:19:47.120 I'll give it a pass.
00:19:48.520 Really?
00:19:49.000 Yeah.
00:19:49.560 Just call it one time.
00:19:50.420 It's okay.
00:19:51.040 I know you want to do it.
00:19:52.700 I don't want to do it.
00:19:53.640 I don't think-
00:19:53.980 It's okay.
00:19:54.180 Like, like, I'm cool.
00:19:55.540 Like, you feel me?
00:19:56.040 I'm going to give it a pass.
00:19:56.980 You can say chinchang. 0.86
00:19:58.280 I would not say.
00:19:58.960 I would probably, I would think of something better than that.
00:20:00.880 All right.
00:20:01.260 All right.
00:20:01.540 Let me see.
00:20:02.000 Like, uh, I would think like chup chup. 0.61
00:20:06.340 Look at this little-
00:20:08.000 Chup chup.
00:20:08.620 Chip chup.
00:20:11.880 Chip chup.
00:20:12.860 Abraham Chinkin.
00:20:14.500 No.
00:20:15.500 You like-
00:20:16.000 I like that.
00:20:17.100 I like that.
00:20:17.980 Chip chup.
00:20:18.340 Chip chup.
00:20:19.040 Okay.
00:20:19.540 Chip chup.
00:20:20.020 Because it's more-
00:20:21.280 It's more, it's more like-
00:20:22.740 I don't like chinchang that much.
00:20:26.140 Why?
00:20:27.040 I would maybe call you like a slot machine boy or something like that.
00:20:31.640 Something that Asian people like to do. 0.70
00:20:33.320 Look at this little, kind of- 0.95
00:20:35.560 Slut machine. 0.99
00:20:36.340 Look at this little slot machine.
00:20:37.740 Yeah.
00:20:38.040 What do you mean by that? 0.98
00:20:38.880 Like, we slut? 0.99
00:20:39.760 Like- 0.99
00:20:40.260 No, I'm just thinking out loud.
00:20:41.620 This is a horrible conversation to be in.
00:20:43.700 Dude, you know what I realized with you?
00:20:46.060 Like-
00:20:46.220 What?
00:20:47.260 Like, you like to like really examine racism and like stand.
00:20:50.900 Like, usually racism, it's just like somebody like, you know, you run through, you-
00:20:55.500 Like, racism is just like you take a step in and you're out.
00:20:58.280 Yeah.
00:20:58.480 But you like to go stand in the racism.
00:21:00.480 You know what?
00:21:01.280 I love everybody.
00:21:02.760 I love-
00:21:03.300 Yeah.
00:21:03.660 Every culture.
00:21:04.680 I respect every culture.
00:21:05.880 That's-
00:21:06.420 You know what I mean?
00:21:06.780 I feel like it's a-
00:21:07.580 I do feel that energy from you.
00:21:08.980 Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man.
00:21:12.300 All types of people like you, you know?
00:21:14.220 I could feel that.
00:21:14.780 Yeah, I hope so.
00:21:15.360 I'm trying my best.
00:21:16.560 I feel that energy.
00:21:17.500 Yeah.
00:21:18.060 Yeah.
00:21:18.260 When it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them?
00:21:22.400 Bring up a couple Asians. 0.99
00:21:23.660 Bring up a batch of Asians. 1.00
00:21:25.320 Bring us up a batch.
00:21:26.980 So, so you mean like every racist?
00:21:28.500 How, how-
00:21:29.260 Oh my God.
00:21:29.920 You know, you know, you know him?
00:21:31.460 I don't know him.
00:21:32.180 That's Jay Chow.
00:21:32.980 You know, you know, you know, fun fact?
00:21:34.900 Me and him was in the same school.
00:21:37.360 What is my mother?
00:21:38.100 In school.
00:21:39.200 So he's Taiwanese?
00:21:40.380 Yeah, he's Taiwanese too.
00:21:41.040 We're in the same exact school.
00:21:42.920 We graduated the same high school.
00:21:44.540 We got the same teacher.
00:21:45.860 What kind of guy was he?
00:21:47.700 I never met him before.
00:21:48.860 I want to meet him because he's a legend.
00:21:50.460 Oh, you're not at the same time, different time.
00:21:53.480 He's a singer.
00:21:54.660 Oh, he is, Jay Chow.
00:21:55.760 Yeah.
00:21:56.240 And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him.
00:22:00.420 Because we from the same school, we from the same place.
00:22:03.860 And then he's a legend too.
00:22:05.060 Shout out to you.
00:22:06.120 What's up, Jay Chow.
00:22:06.900 Nice to see you, brother.
00:22:07.980 Yeah.
00:22:08.260 So where do you, like Taiwanese, Japanese, I'm trying to think of what else they have.
00:22:12.080 They have Japanese.
00:22:14.660 Oh, Japanese, Vietnamese. 1.00
00:22:17.060 Like, what is this one?
00:22:19.040 I feel like that's Japanese.
00:22:20.440 Okay.
00:22:20.880 And how do you guys, how do you write? 0.99
00:22:22.680 Probably Yakuzy or some shit. 0.99
00:22:24.300 Yakuzy, the gangster in Japanese. 0.99
00:22:26.500 Yeah, that's badass. 0.62
00:22:27.880 Yeah, that's badass. 1.00
00:22:29.220 He look like he can whoop your ass. 1.00
00:22:30.860 Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude. 1.00
00:22:33.120 Nah, I don't think he can hoop. 0.99
00:22:34.020 He look like he can do some, shop some sushi or some shit. 1.00
00:22:37.480 He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie. 1.00
00:22:39.480 That dude looks like he'll, oh, he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your fucking spine with that knife, big dog. 1.00
00:22:45.300 I don't think he'll hoop, though. 1.00
00:22:46.720 What about this guy?
00:22:47.540 Who is that?
00:22:49.000 That's the president of China.
00:22:52.760 And where does China rank?
00:22:54.380 That's what I'm saying.
00:22:55.020 China rank?
00:22:56.060 I'm a kid, but I don't want to lie, bro.
00:22:57.720 I rank China down there, bro. 0.98
00:22:59.360 Down to the bottom?
00:22:59.780 It's like, not like cool, but like, like, their personality, like, how do I say it?
00:23:06.900 Like, they're just not really a good person.
00:23:09.060 That's what I feel like.
00:23:10.040 Okay.
00:23:10.580 Yeah.
00:23:11.140 And what about- 0.99
00:23:12.780 I feel like it's Filipino or some shit. 1.00
00:23:14.260 Ooh, Filipino is the best. 1.00
00:23:15.580 Cambodian? 1.00
00:23:16.840 I fuck with Philippines. 1.00
00:23:17.940 Philippines is the best, bro. 1.00
00:23:18.620 I already mean top five.
00:23:20.080 Top seven, top seven.
00:23:21.120 What about Korean? 1.00
00:23:23.200 Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit. 1.00
00:23:25.040 Look at this dog treat right here, huh? 1.00
00:23:30.800 What you mean by that? 1.00
00:23:32.200 No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying out of me. 1.00
00:23:33.880 Little biscuit? 1.00
00:23:34.920 No, I'm just saying-
00:23:35.600 So you just call him fat? 1.00
00:23:36.760 No, look at this little fucking. 1.00
00:23:38.540 No, no, no. 1.00
00:23:38.960 I mean, he is fat, but like-
00:23:40.540 Look at this little jaundice juice box right here, boy. 1.00
00:23:43.580 He look like a fucking juice box, bro. 0.99
00:23:45.800 Yo, now, why his face is like- 1.00
00:23:48.840 Nah, his face look like a pork buns.
00:23:53.740 Oh, yeah, he does.
00:23:54.540 He got a pork bun face.
00:23:56.180 He got pork bun face.
00:23:57.260 Yes.
00:23:57.980 Huh?
00:23:59.180 He got pork bun face.
00:24:00.400 Pork bun face?
00:24:01.060 Yeah.
00:24:02.480 A BTS?
00:24:03.760 Wait, is that BTS?
00:24:03.940 And these guys are what?
00:24:05.180 Koreans. 0.64
00:24:05.940 Okay, how do Koreans rank?
00:24:08.140 I rank a top five, a good top five.
00:24:10.180 Because they're competitive.
00:24:11.800 A lot of business people.
00:24:13.600 Mm, over there?
00:24:14.500 Strict responsibilities.
00:24:15.800 Yeah, Korean people, very responsibilities. 1.00
00:24:18.160 Mm, I didn't know about that.
00:24:19.720 Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.
00:24:21.600 Mm, that's why I didn't stay around.
00:24:23.000 You, uncle.
00:24:23.620 Okay, you gonna teach me some old stuff, some smart stuff.
00:24:27.620 I don't know.
00:24:28.060 I do stream.
00:24:28.780 I don't care, like, I do stream.
00:24:30.160 I don't care about all that.
00:24:31.240 But, like, if I stay around you, I'll be knowing all the, like, smart.
00:24:35.420 Yeah.
00:24:36.000 The history.
00:24:37.060 Yes.
00:24:38.200 Yes.
00:24:39.080 Bro, we'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy. 0.55
00:24:41.740 A little country boy.
00:24:42.840 I will be down.
00:24:43.840 Because you're already named Ray.
00:24:44.980 Ray is the most popular, like, one of the most country names in the world.
00:24:48.040 It is?
00:24:48.900 Yeah, Ray.
00:24:49.740 Come here, Ray.
00:24:50.380 Ray, you just put some letters together.
00:24:53.760 Nah.
00:24:54.920 In America.
00:24:55.480 Because my last name is Ray.
00:24:57.220 R-U-E-R. 1.00
00:24:58.780 And so I changed it to Ray.
00:25:01.280 I see.
00:25:01.520 It makes sense, feel me?
00:25:02.560 Yeah.
00:25:03.280 Yeah.
00:25:03.880 Oh, Indians? 1.00
00:25:05.040 Wait.
00:25:05.380 Yeah, and how does, Indians? 0.99
00:25:06.580 I don't think, I don't think they, like, we Asians, like, we fuck them, but, like, I wouldn't say they Asians. 1.00
00:25:14.520 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:14.660 They more like their own continent.
00:25:17.120 Oh, who is this?
00:25:18.620 Oh, that's Laotian. 1.00
00:25:19.980 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:25:21.800 I don't know either, bro. 1.00
00:25:23.800 Laoshi.
00:25:25.040 Those keep, they don't even have a-
00:25:26.020 I'm kidding, but have you ever been to Japan?
00:25:28.240 Yeah.
00:25:29.020 How are you liking it?
00:25:30.460 I liked it, man.
00:25:31.260 They got everything clean, nice.
00:25:33.960 Yeah.
00:25:34.140 A lot of Japanese people friendly.
00:25:35.900 Yes.
00:25:36.620 Yeah, they so friendly.
00:25:37.700 One thing about Taiwanese, too, like, they're friendly.
00:25:41.200 They are?
00:25:41.680 Yeah, they are.
00:25:42.400 You should go.
00:25:43.280 Are they accepting of, uh, if American people go there?
00:25:46.160 Yes, yes.
00:25:47.280 They love black people and white people.
00:25:49.880 Like, they love fortune. 1.00
00:25:51.540 Like, if the bitches see you white, you got a white dick, they're gonna be like, oh, bro, oh, you feel me? 1.00
00:25:57.980 Oh, they want that, huh? 1.00
00:25:59.160 Yeah, they want a white stroke.
00:26:00.560 They want that chop-chop. 1.00
00:26:02.340 Nah, nah, nah.
00:26:02.980 I'm a chop-chop.
00:26:03.740 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:26:04.220 You, you like a, hee-haw. 0.86
00:26:06.160 Oh, they want that, hee-haw. 1.00
00:26:07.300 Yeah, like some cowboy shit. 1.00
00:26:08.760 Hee-haw. 1.00
00:26:09.360 Yeah, huh? 1.00
00:26:09.900 Put some straw around my penis, huh? 1.00
00:26:11.720 Yes. 1.00
00:26:12.180 Put a little lasso on it.
00:26:13.480 Yes.
00:26:13.620 Who is this guy?
00:26:14.540 What is that?
00:26:15.080 You know him?
00:26:15.620 That's Vietnamese.
00:26:16.400 That's Jason LeWene.
00:26:17.940 It is?
00:26:18.620 Yeah, Jason LeWene.
00:26:19.920 Oh, wow.
00:26:20.120 Yeah, he from Vietnamese, bro.
00:26:21.420 He's Vietnamese.
00:26:22.160 And how do you guys view Vietnamese people?
00:26:24.580 They cool.
00:26:25.260 We got, we got, we got, um, we got no problem about it.
00:26:28.040 They cool.
00:26:28.540 Okay.
00:26:29.040 So who's y'all biggest nemesis?
00:26:30.580 Like, who's kind of the art, like, like Batman versus Joker?
00:26:33.660 Like, if y'all are Batman and who's the, like, who's the?
00:26:37.960 I'll say, I'll say Taiwan and China.
00:26:39.880 Okay.
00:26:40.300 They got history behind it.
00:26:41.900 And they kind of like beefing.
00:26:43.420 Yeah.
00:26:43.900 But me personally, I don't really care.
00:26:46.800 So you don't carry that energy around with you, really?
00:26:49.180 Yeah, I don't really care, bro.
00:26:50.060 But you know it.
00:26:50.800 Yeah, I know it.
00:26:51.320 I like, I know it.
00:26:52.100 It's in the cabinet.
00:26:53.780 Bad.
00:26:54.180 Oh, my God.
00:26:54.860 That's my, that's my, that's my other uncle.
00:26:57.160 You know him?
00:26:58.060 Oh, yeah.
00:26:58.400 That's Uncle Roger.
00:26:59.820 Yes.
00:27:00.200 That's my other uncle, bro.
00:27:01.860 Shout out to you, Uncle Roger.
00:27:03.500 Bro, he, uh.
00:27:04.320 Hi-ya.
00:27:05.400 Oh, yeah.
00:27:06.260 Hi-ya.
00:27:06.820 What's his song?
00:27:07.420 What's that song?
00:27:07.940 See if you can find that song.
00:27:09.240 Wait, have you ever met him before?
00:27:10.560 Yeah, bro.
00:27:11.080 Uncle Roger came here.
00:27:12.160 He was, bro.
00:27:12.600 Did he do a podcast?
00:27:13.260 Hilarious, bro.
00:27:14.200 He's a great guy. 1.00
00:27:14.740 Yeah, I fuck with him. 1.00
00:27:15.920 This is his song right here, bro. 1.00
00:27:17.360 This is his anthem, bro.
00:27:18.460 This is a summer anthem.
00:27:19.300 Play it up.
00:27:23.440 Wait, can you, can you read the title for me?
00:27:25.820 I can't really see.
00:27:27.660 I can't see either right here.
00:27:31.820 I don't think that's Uncle Roger.
00:27:33.420 I think that's some.
00:27:36.060 This is his, no, this is his favorite song.
00:27:38.580 I don't think that's Uncle Roger, though.
00:27:40.280 Bro, I'm telling you, bro.
00:27:41.260 I didn't see no agent in there.
00:27:42.680 That's sexy red right there. 1.00
00:27:44.480 Okay.
00:27:46.200 Hey. 0.99
00:27:46.740 That's fucking Shy Gilius Alexander, bro. 1.00
00:27:48.880 Everybody in this bitch. 1.00
00:27:51.960 Is she okay? 1.00
00:27:55.240 Hey, okay.
00:27:57.120 But I don't think that Uncle Roger, that's.
00:27:59.000 But no, this is. 0.95
00:27:59.700 That's a bunch of black folks. 0.93
00:28:01.720 Well. 0.97
00:28:02.540 If that's all you see, that's all you see, twin.
00:28:04.740 I'm just saying that.
00:28:06.700 They. 0.98
00:28:08.260 Unworth can be gay, too. 1.00
00:28:10.020 Niggas can be gay, too. 0.99
00:28:13.480 This is the truth, bro. 0.99
00:28:16.760 Hold on, now.
00:28:20.740 It's actually a good song.
00:28:22.360 I'm telling you, bro. 1.00
00:28:23.680 Uncle Roger put me on this shit. 1.00
00:28:25.440 Nah, that's tough. 1.00
00:28:26.320 Do your games or will you survive?
00:28:29.000 Tomorrow you might not be alive. 1.00
00:28:31.300 Niggas can be gay, too. 1.00
00:28:33.060 Oh. 0.99
00:28:33.560 That's enough right there, bro.
00:28:35.020 We ain't giving it all to them.
00:28:36.480 Wait, have you ever, like, like, like, like, how long have you been doing a podcast for?
00:28:41.380 Seven years.
00:28:42.560 Because I'm trying to get you to know you.
00:28:44.200 I feel like.
00:28:45.240 Okay.
00:28:45.580 If I happen to podcast, I want to get to know you, too.
00:28:48.080 Yeah.
00:28:48.220 For respect to the, uh, my, my, my, my, how do I say?
00:28:52.400 Older?
00:28:53.280 Yeah.
00:28:53.840 Elder, elder.
00:28:54.660 Elder.
00:28:55.000 Yeah, you could say elder.
00:28:56.100 So, you've been doing podcast for seven years.
00:28:58.260 Yeah.
00:28:58.400 So, what get you?
00:28:58.820 But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years.
00:29:01.860 Oh, yeah?
00:29:02.940 Wait, my bad.
00:29:03.760 My phone. 1.00
00:29:04.760 My shit ringing. 1.00
00:29:05.980 Oh, bro. 0.99
00:29:06.540 Y'all make them.
00:29:07.120 You can do whatever you want with them.
00:29:08.300 Oh, yeah.
00:29:09.160 Yeah, you're right.
00:29:10.220 You're right. 1.00
00:29:10.480 Them bitches, because you fucking, you probably got unlimited phones, bro. 1.00
00:29:13.720 Nah. 1.00
00:29:14.100 If you're Taiwanese, I bet you got 200 fucking phones. 1.00
00:29:16.620 Nah, nah. 0.99
00:29:17.300 I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone, though.
00:29:19.080 That's a problem.
00:29:19.780 Um, quick question for you.
00:29:21.640 Growing up, did, were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic
00:29:25.640 stuff, or is that just a myth that we hear in America?
00:29:28.720 Mm, mm, nah, they do.
00:29:30.560 There's a part called Taichung.
00:29:32.940 They make all the, like, three Cs, the computer, the chips.
00:29:37.860 They all, they all made that in that area.
00:29:39.800 So, is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places?
00:29:43.320 Yeah, you know, yes, like that.
00:29:46.220 But, you know, people work there, they got paid high, like, they pay so many money, but
00:29:51.020 they'll, they'll go bald, like, after, like, 10 years.
00:29:53.680 Oh, the stress?
00:29:54.100 They'll go bald.
00:29:54.700 Yes, because it's very stressful.
00:29:56.220 Ah.
00:29:56.940 Did you ever know somebody that worked there?
00:29:58.920 So, it's like a common thing?
00:30:00.560 Nah, I don't know nobody work there.
00:30:02.560 Got it.
00:30:02.940 Yeah, but I know these players, like, they teach us back in the day in school, they just
00:30:07.680 tell us that part, no, for making those chips, computing and stuff.
00:30:12.160 Oh, wow.
00:30:12.700 Yeah.
00:30:13.240 Do they have, um, lesbians in Taiwan? 1.00
00:30:19.240 Yeah.
00:30:19.840 Okay.
00:30:20.040 You know, Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage.
00:30:25.940 Is it really?
00:30:26.720 Yeah, in, in, in, in, Asian, the first country. 0.98
00:30:29.580 First Asian country.
00:30:30.660 Oh, wow.
00:30:31.160 So, Taiwan is a very progressive country.
00:30:32.820 That's what I'm saying.
00:30:33.280 I support all the LGBTQ, the gays, the lesbians.
00:30:37.520 I shout out to y'all, man. 0.99
00:30:38.540 I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support them. 1.00
00:30:42.000 That's why I do gay shit. 1.00
00:30:43.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:44.180 I think, look, if you, I think you can do not, I think you can not do gay shit and still 1.00
00:30:47.360 support them, but also, if you're going to do gay, look, bro, play the song again 1.00
00:30:52.100 from Uncle Roger, you know what I'm saying, bro?
00:30:54.060 That's what you got to do, bro.
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00:33:47.760 Is it popular to have a big family in Taiwan or just a little family?
00:33:52.820 Oh, like, like, like, like, with your cousin or without your cousin, like?
00:33:58.300 No, like, with the, yeah, like, do people, does your, do your parents have a lot of siblings?
00:34:02.280 Like, did you have a lot of siblings?
00:34:02.960 Like, me, I don't have siblings.
00:34:04.560 Your only child?
00:34:04.920 I'm only child, yes.
00:34:06.260 So, I be grew up, got bored sometimes.
00:34:09.080 Jesus is only child?
00:34:10.640 Look it up, was Jesus an only child?
00:34:13.960 Wait, are you only child?
00:34:15.540 No.
00:34:16.320 You got siblings?
00:34:17.480 I got three siblings, yeah.
00:34:19.160 Like, how do I feel growing up?
00:34:20.280 Because I don't, I don't got to experience that.
00:34:23.660 Whether Jesus was an only child or the subject of debate.
00:34:26.120 So, who knows, bro.
00:34:28.180 But I think he was so, he was the most popular one.
00:34:30.640 I bet his brother was like, dang, I ain't even going out of the house.
00:34:33.680 Yeah.
00:34:34.500 You know what I'm saying?
00:34:34.940 If Jesus is your brother, what are you going to do?
00:34:37.240 You can do whatever.
00:34:38.280 But I know. 1.00
00:34:38.860 But still, you don't want to be like just milling around on his shit all day. 0.99
00:34:42.600 What do you mean? 0.99
00:34:43.420 You don't want to be saying.
00:34:44.080 Like, you don't want to be named by Jesus' brother?
00:34:46.660 You would want to do your own thing, you know?
00:34:48.860 If Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably want to do something unique to you.
00:34:54.640 Maybe do music or something.
00:34:55.920 I don't know.
00:34:57.560 If Jesus was my brother, I'll do whatever I like.
00:35:01.620 Right.
00:35:02.100 But would you try to do the same thing?
00:35:03.580 Like, oh, I'm going to be a savior.
00:35:04.880 Like, I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road as your brother?
00:35:06.800 If I got a chance, I would save people.
00:35:10.040 That's true.
00:35:10.540 If I can save people, I'll save people.
00:35:12.560 Yeah, you're right.
00:35:13.400 So, I got a question for you.
00:35:15.040 Yeah.
00:35:15.140 Like, growing up as an American.
00:35:17.500 Yeah.
00:35:17.920 What type of American culture or like something like only America would do?
00:35:23.660 Americans would do? 0.86
00:35:24.480 I think a lot of times, like, probably something only Americans would do.
00:35:35.040 Maybe some of the games we played as children.
00:35:37.840 Mm-hmm.
00:35:38.160 Stuff like that.
00:35:39.080 Like, what type of game?
00:35:39.800 Um, they would play, probably, they used to have a game called, like, you would throw
00:35:49.120 a ball up in the air.
00:35:49.980 Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever. 0.97
00:35:53.080 And then, everybody would, like, hit him or whatever. 0.97
00:35:57.700 Like, corners?
00:35:59.040 Like, if you're in the elevator, if you say corners, you got to go to the corners.
00:36:03.220 If the person not in the corner, you got to go to jump.
00:36:05.820 Oh, yeah.
00:36:06.400 I kind of like that.
00:36:06.940 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 1.00
00:36:08.260 I fuck with that, I fuck with that, I fuck with that. 1.00
00:36:09.760 Yeah, very similar to that, bro. 1.00
00:36:10.940 Okay.
00:36:11.480 So, that was something that was very American.
00:36:13.020 What was something that was very American?
00:36:14.420 Oh, sometimes, if you have, if you're at school, you bring a, uh, apple to the teacher.
00:36:19.760 Why?
00:36:20.420 Just a gift.
00:36:21.540 Yeah.
00:36:22.160 I think we do that in Asian, too.
00:36:23.420 Really?
00:36:23.840 Yeah.
00:36:24.240 We got, like, red envelopes.
00:36:25.860 Red envelopes?
00:36:26.500 Yeah.
00:36:26.920 Like, you put some money in it, give it to your teacher or, like, your friends, family,
00:36:31.180 or some gift.
00:36:32.140 What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here?
00:36:35.200 Oh, yeah.
00:36:35.920 The national holiday.
00:36:37.340 It's on, it's on, I think it's on October 8th or October 10th.
00:36:43.840 I forgot something like that.
00:36:45.820 I think that's, oh, and Chinese New Year.
00:36:47.880 Oh, it was Chinese New Year right now.
00:36:49.400 Oh, it just happened, Year of the Horse.
00:36:50.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:52.360 I feel like that's the only thing that Asian celebrate about, Chinese New Year. 0.72
00:36:55.460 Yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here.
00:36:57.360 Because I go to the massage place and they gave me, like, a little gift over there.
00:37:01.680 Like, like, like, like, like, it's on.
00:37:03.880 I like the massage over there.
00:37:05.420 What the call?
00:37:05.820 Oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, um, happy ending?
00:37:11.520 No, no, no.
00:37:12.120 I say no.
00:37:12.740 Oh.
00:37:13.200 I tell them when I walk in. 1.00
00:37:14.820 I don't want that shit. 1.00
00:37:15.840 I jerk myself off. 1.00
00:37:16.820 I don't need you to do my shit. 1.00
00:37:18.280 I do my own work. 1.00
00:37:19.180 You know, I did it one time in Taiwan.
00:37:20.740 You did?
00:37:21.160 It's kind of cool.
00:37:21.660 How old were you when you went?
00:37:24.040 18.
00:37:24.960 Do you have to be 18 to go?
00:37:26.700 I don't need to care.
00:37:27.580 You just give me money.
00:37:28.720 But you can't massage a kid. 1.00
00:37:30.020 That shit's illegal. 1.00
00:37:30.660 That shit's fucking crazy, bro. 1.00
00:37:31.780 I mean, in Taiwan, 18 is illegal. 1.00
00:37:33.740 18 is the legal age to drink?
00:37:35.180 Yeah, you can drink 18 for me.
00:37:37.180 Get massage, happy ending, all that for me.
00:37:39.320 I luckily think the rule in America, like, like, you can drink only 21. 1.00
00:37:44.180 It's luckily, like, dumb. 0.99
00:37:46.320 Yeah. 0.99
00:37:46.740 Like, I feel like at the age of 20, I feel like 20, you can drink, bro.
00:37:53.120 Like, come on. 0.77
00:37:53.620 You're a grown-ass man. 0.96
00:37:54.340 You got pubes. 0.97
00:37:55.640 You feel me? 0.99
00:37:56.000 You got armpit. 0.99
00:37:57.920 You're a grown-ass man. 0.99
00:37:59.040 You can drink at the age of 20, bro. 1.00
00:38:01.220 Who give a fuck? 1.00
00:38:02.420 18 and 19, probably not. 1.00
00:38:04.700 But, like, 20 hours a year.
00:38:07.080 I would vote for that.
00:38:08.220 I think people, like, where I'm from, people drink really young, you know?
00:38:12.300 I can tell.
00:38:13.180 Yeah.
00:38:13.600 To your country.
00:38:14.460 Yeah.
00:38:15.180 On country, people drink beer for fun?
00:38:17.080 Yeah.
00:38:17.840 So that's why they call it, no offense, redneck. 0.88
00:38:21.380 Oh, well, people that, also, they work outside a lot, and so the sun gets on their neck.
00:38:25.500 Oh, the sun.
00:38:25.920 Yes.
00:38:26.700 But if their cheek is red and stuff, that's mostly from alcohol, drugs.
00:38:30.780 You be drinking beers?
00:38:32.520 Nah, I don't drink anymore.
00:38:33.760 You healthy?
00:38:34.700 I had to quit.
00:38:35.260 You do coke?
00:38:35.980 I had to quit.
00:38:37.140 You used to?
00:38:37.940 Yeah.
00:38:39.160 Why you quit?
00:38:40.000 Try and be healthy?
00:38:41.940 Yeah, bro.
00:38:42.780 Yeah.
00:38:43.240 I never thought I was trying to be healthy, but yeah, yeah.
00:38:45.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:46.440 Definitely.
00:38:46.920 It was like, I just got a different diet.
00:38:49.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:50.340 So, you're healthy?
00:38:51.800 Yeah.
00:38:52.240 Okay.
00:38:52.860 I mean, that's kind of, yeah.
00:38:53.840 I mean, that's...
00:38:54.340 Let me know what's your routine, like. 0.98
00:38:55.820 Like, you wake up, like, dude, like, beer shit, or like, you wake up, you start making breakfast, 0.99
00:39:01.260 cooking eggs. 0.99
00:39:02.080 No, I don't eat breakfast, bro.
00:39:03.440 What? 1.00
00:39:03.680 Breakfast is for fucking, bro. 1.00
00:39:05.460 Breakfast is for fucking pigeons, bro. 1.00
00:39:06.940 I ain't even doing that shit. 1.00
00:39:07.540 So, what you eat when you're hungry? 0.99
00:39:09.340 Like, when you wake up? 1.00
00:39:09.820 Real motherfuckers eat dinner, bro. 1.00
00:39:11.640 Only dinner? 1.00
00:39:12.420 Once a day?
00:39:13.000 Like, what?
00:39:14.380 Bro, breakfast is...
00:39:15.600 You wake up and eat, bro? 0.99
00:39:16.900 I ain't even done shit. 0.99
00:39:17.780 I'm not getting up and eating breakfast. 0.88
00:39:19.400 So, what you wake up?
00:39:20.800 What you do?
00:39:21.140 So, you're still growing, probably.
00:39:22.260 So, you got to get up and eat breakfast, bro.
00:39:23.680 No, I don't grow.
00:39:24.800 I start by 5, 5, 8.
00:39:26.300 I never grow after that.
00:39:27.440 Bro, you could grow a little bit, bro.
00:39:28.900 You're doubting yourself.
00:39:30.620 So, how do I do that?
00:39:31.020 With that attitude, that's the kind of...
00:39:32.200 You're going to stay that size, bro.
00:39:33.700 I'm telling you.
00:39:33.920 So, I got to believe.
00:39:34.980 I got to believe myself.
00:39:36.380 Like, I can grow.
00:39:37.560 I can grow.
00:39:37.980 I can grow.
00:39:38.680 Yeah, or at least have a hope.
00:39:40.800 I've been hoping that for my whole life. 0.99
00:39:43.240 On my dick, it did not grow. 0.99
00:39:45.460 But I'm just saying, now they got peptides, bro. 1.00
00:39:47.480 You can get that shit easy. 0.99
00:39:49.120 Nah, I feel like BBL, you feel me? 1.00
00:39:51.000 It don't feel real.
00:39:52.260 But that's... 1.00
00:39:52.820 Dude, if you could easily have a fucking... 1.00
00:39:55.300 Get some peptides, get you a little... 1.00
00:39:57.280 Wait, peptides mean that your dick can do some shit and grow big? 1.00
00:40:00.220 They got every peptide now, bro. 1.00
00:40:01.920 Wait, that's what...
00:40:02.540 Wait.
00:40:02.860 Peptide make your hair longer.
00:40:04.000 They got peptide for your neck, your eye color.
00:40:06.460 They have a peptide to make people...
00:40:08.220 It'll even make your skin look darker.
00:40:11.300 If you do that, if you make it darker,
00:40:13.640 so does that mean, like, you can say the N-word?
00:40:16.180 I think if you use a lot of it, probably.
00:40:18.380 Okay.
00:40:18.800 Would you do it?
00:40:20.720 I don't know if I would, bro.
00:40:22.060 Yeah, me too.
00:40:22.620 I'm going to stay in Asian, for me. 1.00
00:40:24.620 Dude, so take us back.
00:40:26.160 Just so our audience knows, take us back.
00:40:28.040 You were just living in Taiwan, right? 0.96
00:40:30.360 Yeah.
00:40:30.700 I mean, like, a famous thing is you met Kai Sinat at the 7-Eleven, right?
00:40:34.540 So that was like a chance encounter.
00:40:36.460 People say it was staged sometimes.
00:40:38.620 Yeah.
00:40:39.340 Do you think it was staged or not?
00:40:41.020 I mean, I know it myself.
00:40:42.260 It's not staged.
00:40:43.440 I mean, I was on the school trip.
00:40:46.660 Hold...
00:40:47.260 Listen.
00:40:47.980 But what kind of...
00:40:48.460 Mika is in Japan.
00:40:49.620 I'm not even from Japan.
00:40:50.300 But what kind of school takes you to a 7-Eleven, bro, as a...
00:40:52.720 As a school trip?
00:40:54.580 It's a...
00:40:54.960 No, because...
00:40:55.900 I studied in a class called like...
00:40:58.320 Like...
00:40:58.820 How do I say it?
00:40:59.600 Like...
00:40:59.940 Like...
00:41:00.700 Oh...
00:41:01.700 Like English class.
00:41:03.600 Oh, so you were learning some English?
00:41:05.680 A little bit.
00:41:06.240 Not too much. 0.99
00:41:07.060 I mean, they're kind of bullshit over there. 1.00
00:41:08.920 The teacher is fucking Asian. 1.00
00:41:10.280 How can they teach you good English? 1.00
00:41:11.440 Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you shit if they're taking you to a fucking 7-Eleven as a field trip. 1.00
00:41:14.700 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 1.00
00:41:15.640 They didn't teach us.
00:41:17.400 They didn't take us to 7-Eleven.
00:41:19.380 It's a free day that day.
00:41:20.720 I went...
00:41:21.200 I string sniped Kyle.
00:41:23.080 So I went...
00:41:23.560 Oh, so you saw him and you went?
00:41:24.740 Yeah, I saw Kyle stream over there.
00:41:26.440 Okay.
00:41:26.680 So I just go over there.
00:41:27.920 How far away did you live from there?
00:41:29.920 Nah, nah.
00:41:30.300 It's Japan.
00:41:30.840 I don't live there.
00:41:31.520 Oh, so you were visiting Japan.
00:41:32.680 Yeah, I was visiting.
00:41:33.580 So you ran into him and that was it?
00:41:35.780 Nah, I...
00:41:36.480 He was streaming.
00:41:37.560 I string sniped him.
00:41:38.660 Right.
00:41:39.520 And then all I wanted is to take a pic.
00:41:41.980 And... 1.00
00:41:42.420 He fuck with me. 1.00
00:41:43.240 The chef up with me. 1.00
00:41:43.920 And that was it.
00:41:44.980 The rest is history.
00:41:45.740 That's how it started.
00:41:46.220 Yeah, that's how it started.
00:41:47.220 So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here.
00:41:50.100 I feel like I got blessed by God.
00:41:52.120 I'm very lucky.
00:41:53.620 And yeah, bro.
00:41:55.160 Did you have to tell your parents?
00:41:56.560 And shout out to Kyle.
00:41:56.920 And shout out to Kyle too, bro.
00:41:57.900 Like...
00:41:58.180 Oh, yeah.
00:41:58.460 Kyle's the truth, bro.
00:41:59.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:59.840 He's the most exciting, bro.
00:42:01.080 His energy is so...
00:42:02.020 His energy is through the roof. 1.00
00:42:03.040 Yeah, without him, I wouldn't be shit. 1.00
00:42:04.440 I'd be a bitch in Taiwan. 1.00
00:42:06.120 No, you'd still be a man, bro. 1.00
00:42:07.600 I hope so. 0.99
00:42:08.980 But I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan. 0.98
00:42:10.900 I don't know what to do. 0.98
00:42:11.600 You would be a beautiful young man, bro. 1.00
00:42:13.820 I don't be saying that kind of shit, bro. 1.00
00:42:15.480 You got to speak up. 1.00
00:42:16.600 Yeah.
00:42:17.080 I appreciate that, uncle.
00:42:19.180 Thank you, bro.
00:42:19.940 You got to speak up, bro.
00:42:21.080 Yeah, yeah, bro. 0.91
00:42:22.460 N-words can be gay too, bro. 0.86
00:42:24.540 Anything can happen. 0.96
00:42:26.220 Wait, wait.
00:42:27.040 Go back to the line?
00:42:27.980 You said...
00:42:28.220 Play the song again.
00:42:29.200 You said N-word can be...
00:42:30.200 Play the chorus.
00:42:30.440 Uh-oh. 0.76
00:42:31.440 Wait, what do you mean by N-word can be gay? 0.73
00:42:33.560 Like...
00:42:34.000 Anybody can do anything.
00:42:35.820 That's facts.
00:42:36.700 Yeah.
00:42:37.680 Anything possible.
00:42:38.540 That's what I'm saying, bro. 0.99
00:42:46.640 Bro, they got half the NBA in this fucking video, bro. 1.00
00:42:49.260 And these motherfuckers going hard. 1.00
00:42:51.960 Half the ball family in that bitch over there. 1.00
00:42:54.380 They fucking going hard, bro. 1.00
00:42:57.460 Okay, I feel you. 0.99
00:42:58.260 I feel you.
00:42:58.780 I feel you.
00:42:59.280 Dude, you have to tell your parents, like, look, guys, I'm changing...
00:43:01.820 Like, I'm going to change my life here.
00:43:03.720 Were they scared of it?
00:43:04.880 Like, what...
00:43:05.260 Nah.
00:43:05.480 Because in Asian culture, like, there's a lot of respect between parents and children.
00:43:09.120 Is that right?
00:43:09.780 Yeah.
00:43:10.060 Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?
00:43:11.880 Yeah, yeah, yes.
00:43:12.780 And I...
00:43:13.420 It depends on your parents, though.
00:43:15.100 Okay.
00:43:15.400 I try to shout my parents.
00:43:17.160 They very support whatever I do.
00:43:18.860 So...
00:43:19.120 So at that point...
00:43:19.960 But I wasn't thinking about...
00:43:21.840 When I first made Kai, I wasn't thinking about, like, I'm going to do stream.
00:43:25.480 I'm going to blow up.
00:43:26.040 I'm going to do this. 0.83
00:43:26.640 Ah.
00:43:27.380 I was just like, okay.
00:43:28.720 I'm...
00:43:29.100 Okay, it's cool.
00:43:29.980 I met him.
00:43:31.020 And like...
00:43:31.660 It's like truly friendship.
00:43:32.980 I didn't know I'm going to be a streamer.
00:43:34.440 Right.
00:43:34.740 You didn't have a big strategy.
00:43:35.940 Yeah, I just...
00:43:36.540 I just know, like, okay, I take a picture.
00:43:38.280 That's it.
00:43:38.880 You know what I mean?
00:43:39.360 And...
00:43:39.560 And...
00:43:40.480 After that, Kai taped me to the state.
00:43:42.280 And...
00:43:43.080 He started bringing me more on stream.
00:43:44.500 And then the fans started loving me.
00:43:46.300 And that's how I built it up.
00:43:47.460 So I wasn't thinking about, I'm going to be a streamer at first.
00:43:49.840 But were your parents nervous that you were going to America?
00:43:53.000 You just met a young black guy, and now you're going to America to see him? 0.92
00:43:56.160 At first, hell yeah. 0.66
00:43:57.120 My parents definitely nervous because you just go to America, a random place. 0.69
00:44:02.020 And...
00:44:02.140 Yeah, if you saw your parents...
00:44:02.660 Somebody fly you out, you don't know him, he's a random guy.
00:44:05.280 Yeah.
00:44:05.640 And a wealthy random guy.
00:44:06.840 A lot of times, if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia...
00:44:10.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:11.140 It's for, you know...
00:44:12.720 For what?
00:44:13.540 I mean, it's for extracurricular...
00:44:15.880 For this?
00:44:16.480 I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it probably.
00:44:19.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:19.720 Play the song again.
00:44:20.820 You know what I'm saying, bro?
00:44:21.640 Okay, okay.
00:44:22.740 Yeah, play the song.
00:44:23.360 Play the song. 1.00
00:44:23.660 Yeah, play the fucking... 1.00
00:44:26.100 I'm just saying, bro. 1.00
00:44:27.140 Yeah.
00:44:27.820 But so, were your parents scared for you?
00:44:30.100 Because they're the parents.
00:44:30.960 They have experience, like, in the world.
00:44:32.500 Were they saying, like, son, we don't...
00:44:34.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:35.160 We're nervous.
00:44:35.940 Actually, I never asked my mom about this.
00:44:39.460 I should go back and ask my mom.
00:44:41.780 Like, I wonder if she was scared.
00:44:42.980 I feel like she probably scared a little bit, but, like, he trusts Kylo.
00:44:45.940 Like, he knows he's on the internet.
00:44:47.640 He can see.
00:44:48.500 Yeah, he's trustworthy.
00:44:49.440 Yeah, I feel like he's...
00:44:50.600 Yeah.
00:44:51.000 My mom trusts Ky, so...
00:44:53.880 Yeah.
00:44:55.080 Do you engage with a lot of other streamers now?
00:44:57.480 Like, is that a big part of your thing, to link up with other streamers a lot?
00:44:59.900 Or do you still like to kind of do your own thing?
00:45:02.180 Yeah, I've been linking up with, like, NBA players, NFL players to do stream with.
00:45:06.960 Yeah, I see some of that.
00:45:08.020 Yeah, I do a stream with Jalen Brown. 0.99
00:45:10.440 It's cool as fuck. 0.91
00:45:11.180 Like, I'm in Sprint. 0.98
00:45:12.980 Like, the life to be in NBA.
00:45:14.840 Oh, yeah.
00:45:15.120 Because I'm from Taiwan.
00:45:16.340 Like, think about it.
00:45:17.380 You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan.
00:45:20.500 So, for me, it's like showing the audience, like, a special life about this.
00:45:27.220 And, yeah, bro.
00:45:29.060 Right, you're kind of being a tour guide for people from your country to the world.
00:45:32.360 Yeah, a little bit.
00:45:33.240 Like, I'm a tour guide.
00:45:34.140 I'm showing people around the world.
00:45:35.600 I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here.
00:45:37.900 I really thank you for everybody supporting me.
00:45:40.300 And, yeah, man.
00:45:41.420 It's really a blessing, bro.
00:45:42.360 It's pretty amazing.
00:45:43.580 It, like, kind of makes you have faith that, like, something new and different can happen,
00:45:47.100 you know?
00:45:47.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:48.380 I think, like, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that?
00:45:52.200 I don't feel like pressure.
00:45:53.220 I feel like I do this as a hobby.
00:45:54.520 I don't want to treat it as a work.
00:45:55.880 Yeah.
00:45:56.060 I want to treat it as a hobby.
00:45:57.040 That's how you, like, become bigger.
00:45:59.300 So, because you want to love what you do right now.
00:46:02.460 Yeah.
00:46:02.620 Yeah.
00:46:04.040 It's like, you probably love talking.
00:46:07.440 You probably love doing podcasts.
00:46:08.900 That's how you keep going, right?
00:46:10.160 Yeah, I love to meet people.
00:46:10.760 You definitely don't treat it as a job.
00:46:12.480 That's how you become good.
00:46:13.920 Yeah.
00:46:14.420 Yeah.
00:46:14.760 That's why, same as meeting, I like to meet people.
00:46:18.180 Explain life.
00:46:19.080 Explain different things about, like, about an Asian kid from Taiwan.
00:46:22.780 Taiwan and just showing people love, showing people around war, and it's fire.
00:46:28.840 Do you interact with other streamers?
00:46:30.780 Did you see Crip Mac just got out of jail?
00:46:32.400 Do you see that?
00:46:33.280 I did not see that.
00:46:34.700 Pull up Crip Mac, bro.
00:46:37.540 Wait, I think he's Asian, right?
00:46:39.720 Crip Mac?
00:46:40.200 Crip Mac?
00:46:40.760 He might be, like, dark Asian or whatever.
00:46:43.560 Wait, like, you know him personally?
00:46:45.700 Crip Mac is the legend, bro.
00:46:47.100 Yeah?
00:46:47.400 Right here.
00:46:47.740 Wait, he a singer?
00:46:49.780 Yeah, he was a musician, I think.
00:46:52.780 Wait, how he become, talk about Asian and got to Crip Mac? 0.86
00:47:02.520 I'm going to talk about streamers.
00:47:03.720 Have you met some of these other?
00:47:04.760 These are kind of early streamers right here.
00:47:06.880 He a streamer?
00:47:08.340 I mean, he kind of was.
00:47:09.720 He was like a, uh, he was a Crip. 0.99
00:47:13.700 I'm not a game. 0.99
00:47:15.240 I mean, he would fucking stream some bullets through somebody. 1.00
00:47:17.840 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:47:18.700 I would love to see that. 0.99
00:47:19.960 Bro, you got to link up a Crip Mac, bro.
00:47:21.720 He'd be great.
00:47:22.200 What about Tiger King, bro?
00:47:23.980 He was kind of an early.
00:47:24.780 Who's Tiger King?
00:47:26.160 Check your DMs, bro. 1.00
00:47:27.380 He loves them fucking little Asian appetizers, bro. 1.00
00:47:30.520 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00
00:47:31.520 He'll put some fucking soy sauce. 1.00
00:47:32.980 Is that a mugshot? 1.00
00:47:33.600 He'll put some soy sauce on your legs. 0.53
00:47:35.180 Is that a mugshot?
00:47:36.240 Huh? 1.00
00:47:36.920 Is this like the old Diddy or some shit? 0.98
00:47:38.940 Yeah, he kind of the original Diddy, bro. 0.94
00:47:40.960 I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro. 1.00
00:47:43.280 I feel like he's going to fuck me in the fucking ass. 1.00
00:47:45.220 I don't want him to fuck me in my little Taiwanese asshole. 1.00
00:47:49.640 I'm good. 1.00
00:47:50.320 We don't know what he's going to do, bro.
00:47:52.280 I'm good off that.
00:47:53.420 He was a politician.
00:47:54.460 He was almost a politician.
00:47:55.400 He tried to run for president.
00:47:57.360 What?
00:47:57.920 Yeah, but he's got to look at that tiger he's got.
00:47:59.960 Now, don't you guys have tigers over there?
00:48:01.620 Yeah, of course, bro.
00:48:02.900 That's what I'm saying.
00:48:03.200 You got tigers everywhere.
00:48:04.800 But y'all got more of them, don't you?
00:48:06.500 I don't know about that.
00:48:08.120 How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro?
00:48:10.120 Pull it up. 1.00
00:48:11.660 What the fuck's such a niche type of shit, bro? 1.00
00:48:14.340 How many tigers they got in Taiwan? 1.00
00:48:15.820 We got more dragons.
00:48:17.360 There are no wild tigers.
00:48:18.340 Oh, there's no tigers. 1.00
00:48:19.780 Damn. 0.99
00:48:20.440 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:48:21.220 That's crazy. 1.00
00:48:21.780 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:48:22.320 Probably in the zoo. 1.00
00:48:24.180 Do y'all have zoos over there?
00:48:25.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:26.340 You think Taiwan's a dirt country or some shit? 1.00
00:48:28.600 I don't know what it's like. 1.00
00:48:29.580 We're trying to find out.
00:48:30.200 Yeah, you're right.
00:48:30.760 You've never been there.
00:48:31.740 You're right.
00:48:32.100 You're right.
00:48:32.400 You're right.
00:48:32.700 What are some modes of transportation?
00:48:34.180 I know they have a skateboard.
00:48:37.760 Yeah, they got everything.
00:48:38.900 They got cars.
00:48:39.620 They got everything, man.
00:48:41.380 Yeah, Honda.
00:48:42.440 Honda Civic.
00:48:43.000 What about piggyback ride?
00:48:43.760 Y'all got that?
00:48:44.700 I don't think we got that.
00:48:47.560 That's more like Thailand. 0.72
00:48:49.380 Yeah, that's more like Thailand.
00:48:50.740 Oh, yeah.
00:48:51.000 We do have a booty chain. 0.99
00:48:52.440 It's fast as fuck. 1.00
00:48:53.760 Is that bitch pretty fast? 1.00
00:48:54.980 That bitch fast as fuck. 1.00
00:48:56.120 Really? 1.00
00:48:56.480 Dude, 300 miles per hour. 1.00
00:49:00.920 Look at that bitch right there. 1.00
00:49:02.160 You telling me y'all ain't got a tiger? 0.99
00:49:03.280 I think that's in Thailand, man.
00:49:04.180 I think that's Thailand.
00:49:05.020 I don't think that's Taiwan.
00:49:06.340 Y'all ain't, bro.
00:49:07.960 I'm just saying.
00:49:08.900 Look at that piggyback ride right there.
00:49:11.140 I think everybody can do that.
00:49:12.280 You can do it.
00:49:13.480 But in some countries, it's a mode of transportation.
00:49:15.160 We can do it.
00:49:16.200 Huh?
00:49:17.140 We can do it.
00:49:18.020 We can probably do it.
00:49:19.260 Yeah, everybody can do it.
00:49:20.120 That looks just like us, actually.
00:49:22.120 I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there.
00:49:24.300 It's very similar.
00:49:24.980 You mean, wait, you mean the kid?
00:49:27.580 I look like the guy with the dark hair.
00:49:29.840 Nah, I look like the guy down there because we both Asian.
00:49:33.120 That baby's Asian, bro.
00:49:34.500 Small eyes. 1.00
00:49:35.520 We both got small dick property, and we both skin's yellow. 1.00
00:49:39.080 Bro, your dick can grow, bro, if you believe in yourself, bro. 1.00
00:49:41.900 I hope so. 1.00
00:49:42.680 I believe in 10 years it did not grow.
00:49:44.840 Bro, a couple years from now, we're going to link up. 1.00
00:49:47.200 You're going to have a fucking, you're going to have a dang. 1.00
00:49:49.500 Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bro. 1.00
00:49:51.100 You're going to have that drag. 0.99
00:49:52.340 I just hope, I still be, I know I'm going to be alive,
00:49:54.980 but I just hope I can still be alive 10 years later.
00:49:56.840 You never know.
00:49:57.880 It's a big 26, 2026.
00:49:59.560 You never know what's going to happen.
00:50:01.420 Do you run out of stuff to stream?
00:50:03.360 When does it get, like, do you start to, like,
00:50:05.000 how do you stay in your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas?
00:50:08.540 Is there a lot of stuff where other streamers, like,
00:50:10.620 oh, he just did that, I'm doing it?
00:50:12.660 Like, does it become, like, a lot of, like, stream beef or whatever?
00:50:15.060 Yeah, that's a good-ass question.
00:50:16.660 Nobody asked me that before.
00:50:18.100 It do be like that sometimes, but me, I don't care. 1.00
00:50:20.980 I'm going to straight copy your shit. 0.99
00:50:22.320 If you got a good idea, I'm going to copy you. 1.00
00:50:24.100 Yep. 1.00
00:50:24.480 Yep, I'm going to steal that shit. 1.00
00:50:26.460 You feel me? 1.00
00:50:26.860 Nothing wrong with stealing that shit. 1.00
00:50:28.360 You cannot sue me. 1.00
00:50:29.200 It's not legal.
00:50:30.560 That's probably true. 1.00
00:50:31.220 I'm going to take that shit. 1.00
00:50:32.380 You feel me? 1.00
00:50:32.780 Should we taking that fucking shit? 1.00
00:50:34.380 Yeah, I mean, I don't really care, though. 1.00
00:50:36.440 You can steal my idea, too.
00:50:37.600 I don't care.
00:50:38.340 Right, so as long as it's that way, too, then that's fair.
00:50:40.640 Okay?
00:50:40.960 Yeah.
00:50:41.380 So that's something.
00:50:42.620 What's that one stream?
00:50:43.420 That's that one stream where you got stuck in that swing set
00:50:45.340 and that white lady helped you out. 1.00
00:50:46.700 Bring it up.
00:50:48.180 Oh, my God.
00:50:48.820 How do you know about that?
00:50:50.100 That's how one years ago, not two years ago, I was in New York.
00:50:53.940 I got stuck.
00:50:54.900 Yes.
00:50:55.300 How do you know about that?
00:50:56.400 This is one of my favorite parts, bro.
00:50:59.380 I was doing anything at the time, man.
00:51:03.060 But this was cool, bro.
00:51:03.980 I thought this was interesting, bro, to see.
00:51:06.060 Because a lot of times you see them swing sets
00:51:07.740 and you think they're for Asians because they're little.
00:51:09.640 But now you see an Asian get in there and you say, 0.99
00:51:12.780 oh, that's not the truth.
00:51:14.480 I was just, oh, yeah.
00:51:17.500 Grandma, help me. 1.00
00:51:18.620 Yes.
00:51:19.480 Grandma, if you see this video, thank you so much for helping me.
00:51:22.540 Get out the, what's it called?
00:51:26.660 A swing set.
00:51:27.300 Yep, a swing set.
00:51:27.900 And you ever talk to her?
00:51:28.800 You ever talk to this kid?
00:51:29.640 Pause it.
00:51:29.960 You ever see this kid again?
00:51:30.900 You keep in touch with him?
00:51:33.640 Nah, I never see him after that stream.
00:51:36.320 You got to find that kid, bro.
00:51:37.800 Yeah.
00:51:38.040 That would be a good stream, bro.
00:51:39.680 Yeah.
00:51:40.140 Go back to New York.
00:51:41.200 Go back to the park.
00:51:42.860 Where was that?
00:51:43.480 On the Lower East Side?
00:51:45.980 What's that?
00:51:47.200 A Lower East Side?
00:51:47.680 And you find that kid, bro.
00:51:48.520 I wonder what he's doing now.
00:51:49.680 Yeah, I'm wondering what he's doing. 1.00
00:51:51.200 He's probably still a kid, but like, damn, man. 0.99
00:51:53.620 I don't know, bro. 0.99
00:51:54.260 That's a nostalgia, bro. 0.99
00:51:55.800 You grow up fast when shit like that happens, man. 0.99
00:51:57.900 Nah, fast. 0.99
00:51:59.120 Time go fast.
00:52:00.280 But you don't ever talk?
00:52:01.140 You don't ever see him anymore?
00:52:02.220 You don't?
00:52:02.720 Nah, I mean, who I got to talk to him for?
00:52:05.500 I mean, the kid was just there.
00:52:06.820 I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever.
00:52:09.320 I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people from the past, that's what I'm asking.
00:52:12.460 Like in Taiwan?
00:52:14.180 Yeah.
00:52:14.620 Yeah, I still be talking to my classmate.
00:52:16.880 You do?
00:52:17.240 My teacher.
00:52:17.720 Yeah.
00:52:17.980 Did you graduate?
00:52:19.380 Yeah, I did.
00:52:20.080 Did you have to stop streaming to finish school or how did you finish?
00:52:23.400 Nah, I was streaming when I was in my senior year.
00:52:27.200 That's what I do.
00:52:28.000 Monday to Friday, I go to school.
00:52:29.540 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:52:30.180 Ah, go to school.
00:52:31.780 Take class.
00:52:32.580 Take night.
00:52:33.300 For me, do what normal high school do.
00:52:35.700 And then Saturday, Sunday, I stream Saturday, Sunday. 1.00
00:52:39.400 And then same shit going. 1.00
00:52:41.520 Monday, Friday, school. 1.00
00:52:43.400 Saturday, Sunday stream. 1.00
00:52:45.560 Damn. 1.00
00:52:46.260 Yeah, I was a grinder at the time, bro. 1.00
00:52:48.060 I was loving streaming at the time.
00:52:49.940 You were?
00:52:50.500 Yeah, I love it.
00:52:51.720 And at one point, you had to take a break, I know, and some people said that you would
00:52:54.520 join the military.
00:52:55.540 Is there any truth to that?
00:52:56.600 Yeah, I joined the military.
00:52:58.100 In my mind.
00:52:58.920 In a dream.
00:52:59.740 Oh, that was it, but not real.
00:53:01.280 Nah, that is real.
00:53:02.700 For me, it's real. 0.99
00:53:03.580 I went to meet there for like four months, some cool shit, shooting some people, putting 1.00
00:53:07.820 some gun, some bomb. 0.99
00:53:09.380 I mean, it was cool.
00:53:09.900 It was a cool experience.
00:53:10.980 Yeah.
00:53:11.520 Yeah, I was in the jail set.
00:53:13.900 I couldn't go out.
00:53:15.120 I wasn't even taking a break.
00:53:17.140 You weren't?
00:53:17.480 I want to stream.
00:53:18.800 But I feel like it's better for me to go on from the internet.
00:53:24.540 So when I got my visa, I pop up the new visa.
00:53:27.440 It's going to be a firelight comeback.
00:53:29.480 What did you do while you weren't streaming?
00:53:30.880 Playing 2K.
00:53:32.820 Yeah?
00:53:33.500 Yeah.
00:53:34.100 That's it.
00:53:34.760 Playing 2K.
00:53:35.320 Who do you use when you play?
00:53:36.700 No, I play my career.
00:53:37.900 Oh, you do?
00:53:38.100 I build my own player.
00:53:39.220 Oh, you do?
00:53:39.700 Yeah.
00:53:40.080 I build as a black guy.
00:53:41.680 Like, I'll say like 6'8".
00:53:45.500 Mm.
00:53:45.920 Strong.
00:53:46.920 Tall.
00:53:47.340 As that day, can dunk.
00:53:48.440 Whatever.
00:53:49.760 Yeah.
00:53:50.400 But now you're in, like, you live in America now?
00:53:52.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:53.440 Fully.
00:53:53.600 So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, who would you fight?
00:53:56.780 Whose side would you fight on, you think? 1.00
00:53:57.980 Like, I don't think that's going to happen, but like, shit, if that happened, bitch, I'm 1.00
00:54:05.920 going to the moon. 1.00
00:54:07.320 You're leaving?
00:54:08.100 Yeah, I'm going to the moon. 0.97
00:54:09.560 I'm taking NASA, whatever that shit called, Air Force. 0.99
00:54:14.560 N-A-S-A. 1.00
00:54:15.520 Yeah, NASA, I'm taking that to the moon, because she's getting crazy. 1.00
00:54:19.000 I like that shit. 0.99
00:54:20.180 Dude, would you ever, who's the first Asian on the moon? 1.00
00:54:23.220 You think you could do it?
00:54:24.040 Oh, my God, I don't think there's no Asian on the moon.
00:54:26.160 Bro, has anybody ever streamed from the moon?
00:54:28.080 Oh, that would be tough.
00:54:29.520 Bro, you could do it because that one guy was giving, that rich guy was giving people
00:54:32.640 a ride, Jeff Bezos, Amazon.
00:54:34.360 He did?
00:54:35.240 As a 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro. 0.99
00:54:39.240 Damn, I got to be the first one, man. 0.97
00:54:41.140 I'll be down to do it, bro. 1.00
00:54:43.600 Damn. 0.99
00:54:44.420 Bro, you could get up there. 0.99
00:54:45.940 And it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage, you have to pay $75 if
00:54:49.620 it's over, like, a certain amount of weight.
00:54:51.180 Overweight?
00:54:51.460 But you'd be, and you'd be, I think you would be.
00:54:54.220 Because I'm skinny, right?
00:54:55.100 I weigh $120.
00:54:55.840 Well, I'm just saying, you would be, you know what I'm saying?
00:54:57.280 You would have to pay those extra charges.
00:54:58.580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:00.060 You're right, you're right. 1.00
00:55:00.920 Some thick ass rolling up there. 1.00
00:55:02.120 He's going to have to pay extra. 1.00
00:55:03.840 Yeah, man.
00:55:05.820 Would you come with me to the moon?
00:55:07.640 Like me and you?
00:55:09.420 Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good up there.
00:55:11.980 We would go crazy.
00:55:13.100 The moon girls, boy?
00:55:14.820 Moon girls? 0.98
00:55:16.260 Moon men? 0.96
00:55:17.620 What do they say? 0.97
00:55:18.580 Aliens can be gay. 0.99
00:55:19.540 Yeah, yeah, bro. 1.00
00:55:20.460 I'll be fired. 1.00
00:55:21.360 Aliens can be gay. 1.00
00:55:21.840 Play the song again. 1.00
00:55:22.920 Play the song, man. 1.00
00:55:24.580 Play the fucking song, man. 1.00
00:55:26.200 That's it. 1.00
00:55:27.620 Yeah. 0.97
00:55:28.400 Imagine aliens can be gay, too. 0.99
00:55:30.020 Bro, if you pulled up and the aliens is all gay up there, would you stay for a little 1.00
00:55:33.700 while? 0.99
00:55:34.060 Like, say you get up there.
00:55:35.140 Yeah.
00:55:35.600 You get out your shuttle, right?
00:55:37.100 Yes. 0.99
00:55:38.040 And they got some gay aliens standing around. 0.99
00:55:40.700 I would love to stay there to see, like, what type of gay alien is that? 1.00
00:55:44.960 Like, I'll try to experience. 0.98
00:55:46.660 See what they're doing?
00:55:47.660 Yes.
00:55:48.420 You wouldn't?
00:55:49.200 I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals.
00:55:51.220 I wouldn't stay for very long.
00:55:52.400 Yeah, me too. 1.00
00:55:52.980 I wouldn't stay for too long because I don't want my ass to get fucked. 1.00
00:55:55.240 I would tell them I don't have an ass. 1.00
00:55:56.580 That's what I would tell them because they don't know. 0.99
00:55:58.120 That's smart.
00:55:59.320 They don't know?
00:55:59.820 But if they, like, if they just do it, like, you don't want anything to happen? 0.97
00:56:06.080 I would say, oh, I don't have an ass or something. 1.00
00:56:08.080 I would say, oh, Ray brought his ass, you know? 1.00
00:56:10.320 You're going to snitch on me? 1.00
00:56:12.060 Yeah, bro, I'm snitching on you.
00:56:13.000 What you? 1.00
00:56:14.020 Bitch, we just got there. 1.00
00:56:15.240 Yeah, I'm snitching on you, dude. 1.00
00:56:16.300 You think I'm going to let him use my ass, bro? 1.00
00:56:18.240 What the fuck? 1.00
00:56:19.480 Uncle, you sacrificed my ass to yours? 1.00
00:56:23.340 Bro. 1.00
00:56:23.740 Guess what?
00:56:25.000 If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on you, too.
00:56:27.160 Bro, I'm going to lie to him.
00:56:27.900 I'm going to do a reverse.
00:56:28.820 Nah, too late.
00:56:30.340 You're going to be in some bedroom or something, bro.
00:56:32.760 I'm going to be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something.
00:56:35.860 I'm going to say, oh, that's Uncle Vaughn. 0.99
00:56:37.360 He got ass, too. 1.00
00:56:38.200 And he got dick, too. 1.00
00:56:39.200 Go. 1.00
00:56:40.160 Nah, bro, I don't do that kind of shit. 1.00
00:56:41.880 Oh, yeah, you're right. 0.99
00:56:42.340 Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you got to return the favor, bro.
00:56:45.760 I got a question for you.
00:56:47.480 Yeah.
00:56:47.940 Like, I ask this to everybody hop on my stream.
00:56:51.740 Okay.
00:56:52.020 I ask him.
00:56:53.500 One billion per backshot.
00:56:55.760 How many backshot you taking?
00:56:57.020 Take your time.
00:57:00.960 Would you say one billion?
00:57:02.600 Yeah.
00:57:02.920 One billion per backshot.
00:57:05.460 How many backshot you taking? 1.00
00:57:09.920 Damn. 1.00
00:57:12.020 A billion dollars or a billion? 1.00
00:57:14.740 A billion dollars.
00:57:16.020 Not yen.
00:57:16.720 Not tiny dollars.
00:57:18.020 Dollars.
00:57:19.020 U.S. dollars.
00:57:20.440 How much you taking?
00:57:22.360 Could I get some of it in Bitcoin, you think?
00:57:24.160 Or it's only got to be cash?
00:57:25.240 It could be Bitcoin, whatever.
00:57:27.300 It's a billion.
00:57:30.640 I don't know, bro.
00:57:31.580 I'd have to look at some of the math.
00:57:32.780 I don't know.
00:57:33.940 Okay.
00:57:34.460 Probably none, bro.
00:57:35.420 I don't think.
00:57:36.020 Because I'm doing fine, bro.
00:57:37.280 Okay.
00:57:37.860 Me, I don't care. 1.00
00:57:39.200 You got to get that dick out of me. 1.00
00:57:41.240 I'm taking that shit till I'm dead. 1.00
00:57:44.180 You got to get a dick out of me. 1.00
00:57:45.220 That's. 1.00
00:57:45.860 I'm taking.
00:57:46.900 I'm putting up.
00:57:48.080 Yes.
00:57:48.660 One billion.
00:57:49.160 Yes.
00:57:49.800 Oh, my mom.
00:57:51.420 Yes.
00:57:52.740 That's the slot machine.
00:57:53.860 That's not.
00:57:54.120 I'm not saying that.
00:57:55.180 Yes.
00:57:55.900 Uh-uh.
00:57:57.200 Winner.
00:57:57.700 It's like.
00:57:58.160 It'd be like a slot machine.
00:57:59.360 Just add.
00:57:59.780 Like when you hit the bonus on a slot machine.
00:58:01.860 And the money goes up.
00:58:02.860 Ding.
00:58:03.000 Ding.
00:58:03.460 Chong. 1.00
00:58:03.660 Chong. 1.00
00:58:04.320 Dong. 0.87
00:58:04.760 Boom.
00:58:05.160 Chong. 1.00
00:58:05.600 Chong. 1.00
00:58:05.840 King.
00:58:06.040 King.
00:58:06.200 King.
00:58:06.320 King.
00:58:06.400 King.
00:58:06.920 Like that.
00:58:07.860 I feel it though.
00:58:08.540 I feel it.
00:58:08.940 That's kind of cool.
00:58:10.140 Bro, that's heavy though, bro.
00:58:11.760 That is heavy.
00:58:12.480 Bro, how about this? 1.00
00:58:13.080 Would you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin, bro? 1.00
00:58:15.680 One? 1.00
00:58:16.240 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:16.780 Nah, I heard that shit going down. 1.00
00:58:18.680 I'm not going to take one for one Bitcoin. 1.00
00:58:20.660 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:58:21.440 You got to give me a million or some shit obedience. 1.00
00:58:24.100 I'm not taking it for one Bitcoin, bro. 0.97
00:58:26.540 How much is a Bitcoin worth right now?
00:58:29.660 Oh, $64,000. 1.00
00:58:31.160 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:58:31.520 Damn, boy. 1.00
00:58:33.260 I'm going to rethink about that. 1.00
00:58:35.140 Nah, bro.
00:58:35.600 Nah, I think I'm good.
00:58:36.340 I won't take that for this money.
00:58:38.540 I'll take it for more.
00:58:39.920 Would you?
00:58:40.360 What about that Tiger King where you let him smash?
00:58:42.600 He's getting out of prison in a year, bro.
00:58:44.760 If you did like a stream with him, you'd meet him when he gets out of prison?
00:58:48.900 Mm-hmm.
00:58:49.840 And one picture per what?
00:58:52.160 Meetings?
00:58:52.580 I think even if you just have lunch with him or y'all sing together or something, even
00:58:55.780 if y'all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever.
00:58:58.380 And how much are you going to give me?
00:59:00.600 He ain't going to have nothing.
00:59:01.560 He's just getting out of jail, bro.
00:59:03.280 He's got a couple of endangered cats.
00:59:04.640 That's about it.
00:59:05.760 Nah, man.
00:59:06.500 Would you be him for Halloween?
00:59:08.940 I mean, if he's not going to get me drunk or put some baby on me, I'll do it.
00:59:13.620 He might.
00:59:14.220 Bro, he's just getting out of prison. 0.99
00:59:15.700 He's going to want to fucking touch something young, bro. 0.99
00:59:17.820 Yeah, never mind. 0.99
00:59:18.380 I'm good.
00:59:19.020 Yep.
00:59:19.460 See me later.
00:59:20.280 Okay?
00:59:20.740 What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan?
00:59:22.400 Do you guys have Halloween?
00:59:23.440 Yes.
00:59:23.780 You know what's crazy? 1.00
00:59:25.640 Damn. 1.00
00:59:26.160 Damn. 1.00
00:59:26.480 Fuck. 1.00
00:59:26.860 God damn. 1.00
00:59:29.300 My bad. 1.00
00:59:30.180 No, bro.
00:59:30.640 If you're around me, you start to forget.
00:59:31.980 You catch it.
00:59:32.740 Yeah.
00:59:32.940 This is contagious, bro.
00:59:34.380 Yeah.
00:59:35.200 You know what's crazy?
00:59:36.000 You were born on Halloween.
00:59:38.040 You're Halloween baby boy. 1.00
00:59:39.320 Because you're that fucking little yellow pumpkin, homie. 1.00
00:59:41.600 How the fuck you know my birthday is? 1.00
00:59:43.540 Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins. 1.00
00:59:45.220 Bring up Asian pumpkin.
00:59:46.660 Yeah.
00:59:46.820 My birthday is at Halloweens.
00:59:49.060 What's the Asian pumpkin?
00:59:51.580 Let's just look like normal pumpkin.
00:59:54.100 Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eyes. 0.83
00:59:56.280 I don't remember different.
00:59:57.240 Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
00:59:59.880 We don't have Taiwan Halloween.
01:00:01.520 We just call it Halloween. 1.00
01:00:02.680 It's the same shit as y'all. 1.00
01:00:03.680 We do the same trick or treating. 1.00
01:00:05.080 You do?
01:00:05.520 Candies.
01:00:06.240 Dress of costume.
01:00:07.400 All that. 1.00
01:00:07.880 It's the same shit, bro. 1.00
01:00:08.700 And what's a popular costume there? 1.00
01:00:10.080 Is it the same as here?
01:00:10.800 Like a lumberjack or politician?
01:00:13.920 No, probably dragons.
01:00:15.460 Dragons.
01:00:16.100 Dragons. 1.00
01:00:16.820 I'll say some Asian shit. 1.00
01:00:19.420 Chopstick. 1.00
01:00:20.560 Pork fat rice.
01:00:21.800 Some noodles.
01:00:22.740 Bao bun or something.
01:00:23.800 Bao.
01:00:24.400 Bao. 1.00
01:00:24.820 What the fuck is that? 1.00
01:00:26.800 Banh mi. 1.00
01:00:28.680 Or bao. 1.00
01:00:29.800 What the fuck is that? 1.00
01:00:31.820 A little baby bun. 1.00
01:00:32.800 What the fuck is bao bun? 1.00
01:00:34.040 Oh, oh bun. 1.00
01:00:35.020 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:35.920 Something like that. 1.00
01:00:36.600 Them bitches are good, boy. 1.00
01:00:37.720 Nah, that shit is good. 1.00
01:00:38.960 Have you ever had like good noodles? 1.00
01:00:45.280 No.
01:00:45.560 Ramans.
01:00:46.820 Nah.
01:00:47.520 No, baby.
01:00:48.240 I never had. 1.00
01:00:48.620 Look at that bitch, though, boy. 1.00
01:00:49.660 Yeah, that shit is good, though. 1.00
01:00:51.180 I'll hide one of them in my ass. 1.00
01:00:52.700 Them bitches look good, huh? 1.00
01:00:53.980 Hot bun in my ass? 1.00
01:00:55.300 Damn, you special. 1.00
01:00:57.140 Dude, I'd put four of those in my ass. 1.00
01:00:58.800 Them things are beautiful. 1.00
01:00:59.500 Look at them. 1.00
01:00:59.980 I'll put that shit on my dick. 1.00
01:01:01.720 If we put it in their ass, I'm putting it on my dick. 1.00
01:01:03.580 Type shit, boy. 1.00
01:01:04.340 We'll pull up, boy. 1.00
01:01:05.280 And we'll pull up at a party, dog.
01:01:06.860 That'd be fire, man.
01:01:08.240 That'd be fire, boy. 1.00
01:01:10.020 You and me, it'd be like our new food truck, but we serving the shit our way. 1.00
01:01:13.540 In our way? 1.00
01:01:14.520 Yeah. 1.00
01:01:14.880 Put it in the dick first, put it in the ass first, serve the people's side for the $5. 1.00
01:01:18.600 Jesus Christ. 1.00
01:01:19.280 Bro, we're going to get fucking, we're going to end up on the Epstein list, bro. 1.00
01:01:23.760 Nah, nah, nah. 0.98
01:01:24.420 We go, we, for me, we, we're not going to hop on Epstein, because you know why?
01:01:27.860 We do everything on the camera.
01:01:29.660 Right.
01:01:30.060 Oh, there's no lies.
01:01:31.200 There's no lies.
01:01:32.180 They see everything.
01:01:33.380 You're right.
01:01:33.860 You feel me?
01:01:34.400 We're not going to put us on the island.
01:01:37.600 Did you ever notice how dating apps feel like you're just kind of scrolling through a yard sale of human emotions?
01:01:43.680 I know a lot of people, good people, who want something real.
01:01:47.940 Like actual commitment, not just a WYD at 1147 PM.
01:01:53.580 That's why I like this app called Upward.
01:01:56.480 It's for people where faith actually matters. 0.89
01:01:59.120 Not just, yeah, I went to church twice in 2014.
01:02:03.120 I'm talking shared values, family, commitment, integrity, the stuff that makes a relationship solid.
01:02:09.540 What's cool is you're starting from the same foundation.
01:02:12.080 You're not three weeks in wondering, oh, you don't believe in marriage?
01:02:15.580 Because that's a wild Tuesday to have.
01:02:18.560 Upward is built for people who want to date with intention.
01:02:21.260 Like you're actually trying to build something.
01:02:23.740 Whether faith is the center of your life or just how you were raised, it helps you meet someone who's aligned before things get serious.
01:02:30.820 And look, I'm not saying I've got it all figured out.
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01:05:37.640 Thank you.
01:05:39.860 What you got?
01:05:40.960 Because I got so many questions for you, bro.
01:05:43.040 Okay.
01:05:43.500 Because I'm curious about your life.
01:05:45.000 Okay.
01:05:45.520 Okay.
01:05:46.220 So talk to me.
01:05:47.700 Mm-hmm.
01:05:47.920 All right.
01:05:51.460 Talk to me.
01:05:54.520 Yes. 1.00
01:05:55.100 What the fuck is that in your fucking water? 1.00
01:05:57.720 It's water, lemon, ginger. 1.00
01:05:59.720 I'm fasting today, man.
01:06:01.040 I can't eat today.
01:06:01.660 Oh, you muscling?
01:06:03.460 You muscling?
01:06:04.420 For a day?
01:06:05.180 No, I'm not.
01:06:05.620 Yeah, it's for a day.
01:06:06.780 Just muscling around or whatever.
01:06:08.600 Yeah, just fast.
01:06:09.300 I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week.
01:06:12.060 I don't think you can fast for a day.
01:06:13.420 I don't think that's how it works.
01:06:14.900 But you could just do, sometimes I take a day off and I just have salt and water and
01:06:18.320 sometimes black coffee.
01:06:19.420 Okay.
01:06:19.880 So do you have any kids?
01:06:21.760 You got a wife? 0.99
01:06:22.580 No kids, no wife yet.
01:06:24.800 But I work so hard, man.
01:06:26.180 I work, I like to work.
01:06:27.520 If you work so hard, you can still got a wife and kids.
01:06:29.600 They can support you.
01:06:31.060 They're not going to do, I would never have seen them because I've been touring and everything.
01:06:35.020 It's been hard to be like in one place so my kid wouldn't know me very good.
01:06:38.840 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:39.340 And I would come home, he wouldn't know me and stuff. 1.00
01:06:41.400 Damn, man. 1.00
01:06:41.760 And that would break my heart. 1.00
01:06:43.100 I feel bad, man.
01:06:44.220 I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro.
01:06:47.520 It's time for start a family, got kids, hang up, retire live.
01:06:51.740 No, no, we can't retire, bro.
01:06:53.540 What do you mean?
01:06:54.000 You don't have money?
01:06:54.780 Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking to people.
01:06:57.760 Dude, I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today.
01:07:00.560 I'm not that big yet, but I'm on the way, though.
01:07:03.540 I hope I can do it.
01:07:04.640 But you're doing great.
01:07:05.620 Yeah, I'm doing good, though.
01:07:06.440 I'm doing good.
01:07:06.740 But also, to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life, bro, you know,
01:07:11.720 that's wild, bro.
01:07:13.000 Yeah, it is wild, bro.
01:07:14.440 I feel like my life is so wild.
01:07:16.180 Wait, so you just like, you was a comedian first, you was doing like, how do I say that?
01:07:21.360 Like stand comedian?
01:07:22.140 Stand comedian.
01:07:22.740 I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago.
01:07:25.800 So that's how you blow up, like from standing and people just find out you mad, funny,
01:07:30.380 and you start doing your own podcast.
01:07:32.280 Yep.
01:07:32.500 So you're lucky to get blessed, too?
01:07:35.080 Yeah.
01:07:36.600 That's fine.
01:07:38.020 I think so.
01:07:38.520 Got what, you said?
01:07:39.520 Got blessed.
01:07:40.280 Got blessed.
01:07:40.760 Oh, yeah.
01:07:41.700 I think I got blessed for sure that people started paying attention or something.
01:07:46.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:47.720 That's the interesting part.
01:07:49.000 Yeah.
01:07:49.280 And you don't really know why people pay attention, but, and I think you got to be careful
01:07:53.100 not to get in your own ego and think like...
01:07:55.500 Like you're too big for certain things.
01:07:57.140 I feel like...
01:07:57.660 Right.
01:07:57.840 For us, we'll never be too big for anything.
01:08:01.280 At the end of the day, we're still human.
01:08:03.120 We're still a human being.
01:08:04.020 We got our own personality.
01:08:07.160 Yeah.
01:08:07.560 But you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day, you know?
01:08:11.700 Like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office, that
01:08:16.000 they could be president.
01:08:17.680 So do you see any streamer could be a podcaster or any podcaster could be a president?
01:08:23.900 I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a
01:08:28.020 president, right?
01:08:28.620 Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan, I think if those people ran, I don't
01:08:33.960 think that they would run.
01:08:35.420 I don't know who they're in, but I...
01:08:37.360 Yeah, they're like, just like, they're two of the biggest podcasters, right?
01:08:40.580 Yeah, okay.
01:08:41.540 Would you see yourself being president?
01:08:43.780 No.
01:08:44.440 Why?
01:08:44.720 Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much, and I don't know enough information,
01:08:51.620 right?
01:08:52.120 I think you need to know more information.
01:08:53.940 But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably
01:08:57.400 be good at that. 0.99
01:08:58.600 But I don't like what presidents do, because a lot of the shit that seems like they do 1.00
01:09:02.820 is, it just seems like kind of, sometimes a lot of them are involved in some evil shit. 0.99
01:09:07.500 Yeah, yeah, it's like money-wise and some crazy stuff. 0.99
01:09:11.060 Yeah, like they just, like selling out their people and all this kind of shit, you know? 1.00
01:09:14.560 Damn. 0.99
01:09:15.120 But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day, because 0.98
01:09:18.880 it's becoming more common that if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could, then
01:09:26.120 they're going to think a streamer easily could.
01:09:29.020 So who do you think it would be?
01:09:30.440 Do you think you would even run one day?
01:09:32.040 Do you think if enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do you think you would
01:09:36.960 have the ability to do it?
01:09:38.260 I'm a kid, but I feel like no streamer can do this, bro.
01:09:42.000 And for me, I would never want to be a president or like in Taiwan, even here. 1.00
01:09:45.780 It's just, it's just too much.
01:09:47.480 I don't want to love, I don't want to, I don't want to be happy, do what I love to do, streaming,
01:09:52.520 talk to people.
01:09:54.060 I talk to cool people like you, experience life.
01:09:57.460 I think that's why it matters, man.
01:09:58.640 And we're getting good money.
01:10:00.020 We're living good.
01:10:00.700 That's what's up.
01:10:01.680 Who could do it, though?
01:10:03.460 I don't think nobody can do it.
01:10:06.540 Nobody.
01:10:07.240 Nobody.
01:10:08.040 Can to be a president of the United States.
01:10:10.220 I would love to see that one day, because it would be fine for a streamer to have one,
01:10:14.080 but I don't think nobody can do this. 0.98
01:10:16.080 But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in. 0.99
01:10:19.120 What about Taiwan? 0.99
01:10:20.020 Could you be the president of Taiwan?
01:10:21.940 Do you all have president? 1.00
01:10:22.980 Nah, I'm too stupid. 1.00
01:10:23.840 Yeah, we do have president. 1.00
01:10:25.040 Do they vote him in?
01:10:25.840 Is it a democracy?
01:10:27.080 Yeah, they voted.
01:10:28.420 Yeah.
01:10:30.680 The people in Taiwan voted.
01:10:32.020 Bring him up.
01:10:32.680 Is he a good guy?
01:10:33.360 Have you met him?
01:10:34.220 Nah.
01:10:34.880 He hasn't met you yet, bro?
01:10:36.600 Nah, man.
01:10:37.180 I'm not.
01:10:37.840 I told you.
01:10:39.040 Lai Chai Thai? 0.89
01:10:40.840 Yeah.
01:10:42.000 Lai Cheng Thai? 0.96
01:10:43.120 Lai...
01:10:43.640 Lai Ching De. 0.89
01:10:45.640 Lai Ching De? 0.95
01:10:46.280 Yeah, Lai Ching De. 0.99
01:10:47.040 Lai Ching De? 0.95
01:10:47.780 He hasn't met you yet?
01:10:49.260 Nah, I haven't met him yet.
01:10:50.980 Bro.
01:10:52.560 I would love to meet him one day.
01:10:54.520 Why hasn't he met you, bro?
01:10:55.720 How far away do y'all live from each other? 1.00
01:10:58.240 Shit. 1.00
01:10:59.720 From here? 1.00
01:11:00.700 No, no.
01:11:01.020 From where you live in Taiwan.
01:11:02.140 Oh, not that far.
01:11:04.040 Like how far?
01:11:04.540 40 minutes or whatever? 0.99
01:11:05.540 Yeah, some shit like that. 1.00
01:11:06.400 Motherfucker, he lives 40 minutes and he hasn't fucking met you, dude? 1.00
01:11:09.840 Yeah, I mean... 1.00
01:11:10.700 I mean... 1.00
01:11:11.420 Fuck they want to meet me for. 1.00
01:11:12.960 Like, what do I do? 1.00
01:11:14.220 I didn't do nothing in the country.
01:11:15.360 But you do.
01:11:16.000 You represent possibility.
01:11:18.460 That's what they say, but...
01:11:20.220 I don't know.
01:11:21.380 I just think he should meet you, man.
01:11:22.920 I want to, man.
01:11:23.760 I would love to meet him one day.
01:11:24.260 Would you be willing to sit down with Lai Ching Thai? 1.00
01:11:27.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96
01:11:28.100 For like a podcast or some shit? 0.99
01:11:30.620 Hell yeah. 0.98
01:11:30.840 Or a stream with him.
01:11:32.940 Yeah, I'll sit down with him.
01:11:34.780 Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the president?
01:11:39.280 It's like Yatu. 0.99
01:11:40.320 Like some people don't like the president, some people love it.
01:11:42.660 Okay.
01:11:42.880 So it's like, yeah.
01:11:44.140 It's like a personate thing, bro.
01:11:48.420 I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan.
01:11:50.980 Yeah. 0.99
01:11:51.380 That's fucking wild, bro. 0.99
01:11:53.300 You think so? 1.00
01:11:54.320 Yeah, bro.
01:11:55.160 You don't think so?
01:11:56.920 It's cool.
01:11:57.320 You think you was a model, bro?
01:11:59.020 Nah, I don't think I'm a model.
01:12:01.220 Nah, I do do fine in that pic.
01:12:03.280 Have you ever been in like any magazine cover?
01:12:07.540 No, I don't do, I do like, I work, I don't do like a lot of like mainstream stuff.
01:12:11.340 I've gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a lot of that.
01:12:13.460 Yeah, I feel like you just love what you do in podcasting.
01:12:15.540 Because I work for myself.
01:12:17.020 I don't know.
01:12:17.460 Nobody called me and says you have to do, like I just get to work for myself.
01:12:20.360 That's fine.
01:12:20.980 That's fine.
01:12:21.400 But this is wild, bro.
01:12:22.920 That was crazy, dude.
01:12:24.480 I'm going to teach you some Mandarin.
01:12:25.980 Okay.
01:12:26.780 Say um.
01:12:27.720 Yeah, you some say.
01:12:29.320 Huh?
01:12:30.140 How do you count to 10 in Mandarin?
01:12:31.620 What did you just say?
01:12:32.200 Yeah, you some say.
01:12:33.960 I don't think that's Mandarin.
01:12:36.020 Oh, that's Cantonese, bro.
01:12:37.060 Sorry.
01:12:37.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:37.980 I got that album in my car.
01:12:41.560 Yeah.
01:12:42.100 Donnie does Cantonese or whatever.
01:12:43.680 Have you seen that?
01:12:44.400 Oh, you got an album in your car?
01:12:45.920 I used to take a... 0.99
01:12:47.280 Damn, you got everything in your car. 0.99
01:12:49.320 Yeah, I used to take a... 0.99
01:12:50.960 Where you try to learn a language, you know what I'm talking about?
01:12:53.480 Yeah.
01:12:53.920 Yeah.
01:12:55.540 Wait, I'm just speaking English?
01:12:58.260 Yes.
01:12:59.160 So what I got to learn about?
01:13:00.280 I know I'm just speaking English a little bit.
01:13:01.960 Some, but you can do better.
01:13:03.300 But I want to learn some of your language.
01:13:04.880 Yeah, I got you.
01:13:05.640 Say um.
01:13:06.640 Wasi niang pao.
01:13:07.800 Wasi niang pao.
01:13:08.560 Yeah, say. 0.90
01:13:09.740 Wasi ge lao too.
01:13:11.560 Meio jia ren.
01:13:12.800 Meio jia ho hai.
01:13:14.020 Watu seo lao kao.
01:13:15.500 Meio jia ren.
01:13:16.920 Meio gai.
01:13:17.540 Is that good?
01:13:20.060 Let me do that one again.
01:13:21.240 You know what I just say?
01:13:22.440 Let me do that one more time, can I?
01:13:23.580 Okay.
01:13:23.980 Okay.
01:13:24.380 Wasi niang pao.
01:13:25.580 Wasi niang pao.
01:13:27.000 Wasi ge lao too.
01:13:28.440 Wasi ge lao too.
01:13:29.660 Meio jia ren.
01:13:30.640 Meio jia ren.
01:13:31.460 Meio jia ren.
01:13:32.400 Meio jia ho hai.
01:13:33.200 Yes.
01:13:34.800 Okay, dude.
01:13:35.380 Thanks, bro.
01:13:36.020 You want to know what I just say?
01:13:37.260 What you just say?
01:13:37.980 Yeah.
01:13:38.980 You just say, I'm gay. 1.00
01:13:40.620 I'm all as fuck. 1.00
01:13:41.520 I don't have kids. 1.00
01:13:42.380 I don't got a wife. 1.00
01:13:43.740 Damn, bro. 1.00
01:13:44.760 Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude. 1.00
01:13:47.580 You're hurt. 0.99
01:13:48.020 It's going to fucking hurt my feelings when I see it. 1.00
01:13:50.120 Damn, man. 0.99
01:13:51.060 I mean, I'm sorry, uncle. 0.99
01:13:52.740 But, but, but then, I mean, I, I offer you to call me a ching chong.
01:13:56.220 You don't want to.
01:13:56.820 I don't want to.
01:13:58.200 I'll let you call me a ching chong. 1.00
01:14:00.080 I don't think it's going to help.
01:14:02.140 Oh.
01:14:02.500 Wait.
01:14:02.800 Is there any Asian hot bonnet podcast?
01:14:05.060 Have we had any?
01:14:05.800 Yeah.
01:14:06.300 Who?
01:14:06.980 Bobby Lee, we have.
01:14:08.200 Oh, Bobby Lee is a guy who got molested by five.
01:14:12.640 Down syndrome guy. 1.00
01:14:13.420 Yeah, but, damn, man. 1.00
01:14:15.240 He's a famous Asian that got molested by a Down syndrome guy. 1.00
01:14:17.400 Hey, shout out to you, bro.
01:14:18.440 Let's do a stream together.
01:14:19.700 Bobby Lee.
01:14:19.820 He's one of my good friends.
01:14:21.020 Have you never met him?
01:14:21.940 I never met him.
01:14:22.680 What do you do?
01:14:23.160 Like, he do comedian like you podcast?
01:14:24.780 He's a great comedian.
01:14:26.080 I would love to meet him, man.
01:14:27.560 And he has one of the biggest podcast, Bad Friends.
01:14:29.940 Like Bobby?
01:14:30.700 Yeah, Bobby, yeah.
01:14:31.920 Bobby and Andrew Santino.
01:14:33.500 Who else?
01:14:34.160 Uncle Raja.
01:14:36.160 Uncle Raja. 1.00
01:14:36.660 I fuck Uncle Roger. 1.00
01:14:37.820 Wait, Uncle Roger happened on a podcast before like this? 1.00
01:14:40.100 Yeah.
01:14:40.620 How long, how long was it?
01:14:42.120 One years ago.
01:14:43.060 So, only Uncle Roger and Bobby Lee?
01:14:46.520 Bobby Lee.
01:14:47.080 That's it?
01:14:47.420 Yeah, James Lee.
01:14:48.220 A guy, James Lee, a conspiracy guy.
01:14:49.680 Oh, that's fine.
01:14:51.340 Wait, who's James Lee?
01:14:52.540 Or he talks about like different political stuff.
01:14:55.000 This is him.
01:14:55.540 I don't know who's that, man.
01:14:57.140 Like...
01:14:57.240 No, that's at him now.
01:14:59.480 I just see a bunch of Asians.
01:15:01.720 That's all I see.
01:15:02.720 But I like Asians, bro.
01:15:04.220 Yeah, man.
01:15:04.820 I mean, got good food.
01:15:06.000 You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man.
01:15:08.180 Would you take me?
01:15:09.040 Yes, I'll take you, bro.
01:15:10.360 Just let me know.
01:15:11.180 Call my phone, bro.
01:15:12.280 I'll take you around.
01:15:13.680 Show you around the world.
01:15:14.920 Show you around the food.
01:15:16.060 And do they...
01:15:16.640 And do the...
01:15:17.040 What about the ladies there? 0.91
01:15:17.980 Would you get a Taiwanese wife? 1.00
01:15:19.120 Or would you get an American wife, do you think? 0.63
01:15:20.600 I don't really care.
01:15:22.480 Whatever works, it works.
01:15:24.000 You feel me?
01:15:24.440 Have you been in love before?
01:15:26.160 Oh, yeah.
01:15:27.000 Really?
01:15:27.580 Yeah, in high school.
01:15:29.140 Dang, what happened?
01:15:30.420 What happened?
01:15:31.280 I moved to the state.
01:15:32.520 No, and you left her? 0.55
01:15:34.080 Yup. 1.00
01:15:35.340 I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan. 1.00
01:15:37.220 Oh, damn, bro. 1.00
01:15:38.660 What the fuck, bro? 1.00
01:15:41.580 Bro, she's gonna hear... 1.00
01:15:43.100 Her feelings are gonna be hurt. 1.00
01:15:44.540 She won't see this shit. 1.00
01:15:45.800 I mean, shit. 1.00
01:15:46.960 She can't even speak English. 1.00
01:15:48.460 She speak Mandarin.
01:15:49.280 You're the love of her life. 1.00
01:15:51.020 She's gonna fucking... 1.00
01:15:51.900 She's gonna figure it out, bro. 0.99
01:15:53.120 She's gonna have a translator. 0.98
01:15:54.640 It's okay.
01:15:55.580 She can see that.
01:15:56.260 What's her name?
01:15:56.860 I will see her.
01:15:58.380 I'm kidding.
01:15:58.760 I forgot.
01:15:59.300 Oh, yeah.
01:15:59.580 Bad, bad, bad.
01:16:00.000 Sorry.
01:16:00.320 It's too long ago.
01:16:01.160 Yeah, I don't want to say her name.
01:16:01.920 She probably call her like... 1.00
01:16:02.880 Some shit. 1.00
01:16:04.820 Some shit. 1.00
01:16:05.540 Some shit. 1.00
01:16:07.460 Oh, damn, bro. 1.00
01:16:08.500 This is... 1.00
01:16:09.100 Huh?
01:16:11.460 What happened?
01:16:12.800 What happened, bro?
01:16:13.560 Bro, no.
01:16:14.280 I'm just shocked at like some of the racism that's happening.
01:16:16.860 No, that's not racist.
01:16:17.700 It's called friendly fire.
01:16:18.560 I mean, I'm Asian.
01:16:19.560 She's Asian.
01:16:20.020 It's called friendly fire for me. 1.00
01:16:21.400 Yeah, you're right about that shit, man. 1.00
01:16:22.280 You're right about that shit, man. 1.00
01:16:22.300 You're right about that shit. 1.00
01:16:22.620 I mean, you can call some white folks like... 1.00
01:16:26.400 Honky.
01:16:28.080 Huh?
01:16:28.500 They say honky a lot of times.
01:16:29.820 What that mean?
01:16:31.480 Bring up honky. 0.99
01:16:32.380 How did honky start?
01:16:33.380 Honky was kind of like...
01:16:34.120 You can be racist to your own...
01:16:35.460 Yeah.
01:16:36.100 On racist.
01:16:37.340 It's called friendly fire.
01:16:38.480 You can do that. 1.00
01:16:38.880 Yeah, you're right about that shit, bro. 1.00
01:16:40.020 Let me get... 1.00
01:16:40.520 I gotta start...
01:16:41.000 Honky.
01:16:41.500 I gotta get my racism up, man. 0.85
01:16:43.180 That's insane, man. 1.00
01:16:45.620 Damn. 1.00
01:16:46.200 Times have changed, bro. 1.00
01:16:47.120 Honky. 0.92
01:16:47.520 Asians coming to our country and teaching us how to be more racist. 1.00
01:16:51.320 Honky, a derogatory term for a white person likely originated in the early 20th century.
01:16:55.620 Driving from honky a star for...
01:16:57.900 No.
01:16:59.260 It was because people would honk when they went across the street.
01:17:01.720 Oh, it's like white stuff?
01:17:03.020 I think everybody honk when I see people like cross the street with red light.
01:17:08.320 Dude, what should we stream about, bro?
01:17:10.540 Bro, listen.
01:17:12.560 Streaming is like...
01:17:14.260 Whatever you do, whatever people watch you because they love to watch you.
01:17:20.460 They love the personality about you.
01:17:22.460 They love the character about you.
01:17:24.840 That's why I like...
01:17:25.660 So streaming is like no matter what you do, they're gonna watch it.
01:17:28.040 Is it hard to read some of the like...
01:17:29.540 There's so many things coming up, right?
01:17:31.020 Because this is the thing.
01:17:31.780 It's like a different generation, right? 1.00
01:17:33.620 Like I've never done streaming.
01:17:35.280 Sometimes there's like...
01:17:36.180 I like stuff that's like in the moment, but sometimes I don't want to spend like a whole
01:17:40.520 day doing that.
01:17:41.220 It seems like a lot of pressure.
01:17:42.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17:42.800 Is it hard?
01:17:43.320 You do be tired sometimes because you got to keep it entertaining.
01:17:45.560 You got to high energy.
01:17:46.800 Is it hard to read all the comments that come up or how do you do that or somebody else does it?
01:17:49.660 It's not that hard.
01:17:50.600 I read it myself.
01:17:51.580 You do?
01:17:51.980 Yeah, I be reading it myself.
01:17:53.220 What's one of the toughest...
01:17:54.220 Because I used to...
01:17:55.040 I already used to...
01:17:56.340 You feel me?
01:17:56.640 I've been streaming for like two years.
01:17:57.900 Right.
01:17:58.080 I already used to like watching a chat and then I just...
01:18:00.440 Do certain things.
01:18:02.080 Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurt your feelings or no?
01:18:05.140 Yeah, they call me...
01:18:06.620 They be telling me open my eyes.
01:18:08.500 Oh, really? 1.00
01:18:09.140 And they call me small dick. 1.00
01:18:11.300 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:12.600 That's basic shit though. 1.00
01:18:13.960 Now, every time there's a dog pass by, they say, don't try it. 1.00
01:18:16.940 Don't try to eat a dog.
01:18:17.620 Oh, yeah.
01:18:18.420 Yeah.
01:18:18.980 All that.
01:18:19.640 But I'm used to it.
01:18:21.000 It's okay.
01:18:21.500 I don't really care.
01:18:22.100 Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat...
01:18:25.900 Yeah, I'm putting you on.
01:18:26.980 Listen, some countries do eat dogs and cats, but in my country, they don't.
01:18:31.620 I'm going to put you on what countries eat dogs and cats.
01:18:33.840 China, they eat dogs and cats. 0.99
01:18:36.320 Vietnamese, they eat dogs and cats. 1.00
01:18:38.000 I knew that.
01:18:38.760 Yeah.
01:18:39.260 And other countries, they don't.
01:18:41.500 It's only a certain country though.
01:18:43.480 Yeah.
01:18:43.640 Let's say you had to have one.
01:18:44.780 Bring up a couple of dogs.
01:18:45.660 Bring up a couple of pictures.
01:18:47.480 What...
01:18:47.980 Mm-hmm.
01:18:49.320 What pup do you...
01:18:50.220 Say you got to have one.
01:18:52.200 What type of dog I want.
01:18:54.500 Whatever dogs.
01:18:55.520 It's cute.
01:18:56.040 Oh, you're going to eat a cute one.
01:18:59.180 Yeah.
01:18:59.600 Oh, I want to get a cute one and a buff one. 1.00
01:19:04.080 So when something come like break in the house, trying to rob me, the dog going to get your ass. 0.99
01:19:10.040 Dude, what about a Bichon? 1.00
01:19:11.440 Bring up a little Scottish Terrier or a Bichon.
01:19:13.180 Do you have a dog?
01:19:13.980 I do not have a dog.
01:19:15.020 Why? 1.00
01:19:15.560 I don't even have a fucking family. 1.00
01:19:16.740 Damn, man. 1.00
01:19:16.780 You got no family, no dogs. 1.00
01:19:18.540 Come on, bro.
01:19:19.920 Bro, it's a trade-off, man.
01:19:22.340 That's fine.
01:19:22.900 But that's a...
01:19:23.600 I mean, for you, it's time.
01:19:25.600 Yeah.
01:19:25.820 At the age of 45, it's time, man.
01:19:28.160 You're like my dad's age. 0.55
01:19:29.280 I'm going to give a buck.
01:19:30.060 Bro, what if we were father and son, bro?
01:19:32.620 That's all I'm saying.
01:19:33.480 That'd be tough.
01:19:34.680 Who got like a white dad and Asian kids? 1.00
01:19:39.460 Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro, I would love you, bro. 1.00
01:19:42.480 Huh? 1.00
01:19:42.840 If you were my son, I would be so proud of you, bro. 1.00
01:19:45.460 Damn, man. 0.99
01:19:46.040 I really appreciate that, bro. 0.99
01:19:47.320 You're so proud of me, bro.
01:19:48.540 I would be. 0.99
01:19:49.280 Damn, I would proud of my dad, too, bro. 0.99
01:19:50.880 You were? 0.99
01:19:51.480 Yes, man.
01:19:52.420 Thanks, bro.
01:19:53.100 Yeah.
01:19:53.480 I would go to work every day.
01:19:54.560 I would tell people about my son.
01:19:55.960 I would wear a button.
01:19:57.220 I would wear a picture of you and a button on my shirt.
01:19:59.140 That's how proud you're going to be?
01:20:00.320 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:00.860 Damn, man. 0.99
01:20:01.340 I really appreciate that, uncle. 0.99
01:20:02.540 I would get a tattoo of you on my back, too. 0.99
01:20:05.220 Damn. 0.99
01:20:05.880 I really appreciate that, bro. 0.99
01:20:07.280 People say, that's your son.
01:20:08.620 People say, what does your son look like?
01:20:09.800 And I would take my shirt off at work and show him my back. 1.00
01:20:13.100 If you were my dad, I would tag you on my dick. 1.00
01:20:15.560 Oh, bro. 1.00
01:20:16.480 You're not helping, bro.
01:20:18.060 What do you mean? 1.00
01:20:18.860 Dude, some of this shit, you fucking got to go back to your country and rewire, bro. 1.00
01:20:24.020 You got a bad ship. 1.00
01:20:25.440 No.
01:20:25.600 You got some bad semiconductors, bro. 1.00
01:20:27.500 It's because when you fuck, you're going to be like, oh, my dad is going to be proud of me. 1.00
01:20:30.200 So I want to go harder. 1.00
01:20:31.700 You know what I mean?
01:20:32.240 Us, us, us, us.
01:20:33.740 Okay, that's true, honey.
01:20:34.940 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:35.200 I get it now.
01:20:36.400 I'm proud of you, too, bro.
01:20:37.520 Thank you, bro.
01:20:37.860 I'm really proud of you, bro. 0.99
01:20:38.640 Type shit, man. 1.00
01:20:39.860 You're a legend, bro. 1.00
01:20:42.020 You're a legend, man.
01:20:42.780 I don't know about that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive.
01:20:45.480 Nah, you're a legend, bro.
01:20:46.580 Let's figure out you're a legend, man.
01:20:49.000 Hope so.
01:20:49.160 You could be president.
01:20:51.260 You don't got to be a legend to be a president.
01:20:53.260 You could be first Asian on the moon, bro. 1.00
01:20:56.540 That is some legendary shit. 1.00
01:20:58.780 Because here's the thing. 1.00
01:20:59.500 They're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro. 0.99
01:21:01.720 Wait, do you think they're really taking people to the moon or that's fake? 0.99
01:21:05.480 Because some people say it's fake.
01:21:07.020 Some people say it's real.
01:21:08.120 So what do you think?
01:21:09.420 You guys would know better than me.
01:21:10.740 What do you think?
01:21:11.900 Me?
01:21:12.840 I feel like it's real.
01:21:14.660 That's what I feel like.
01:21:15.500 The moon ain't that far, bro.
01:21:16.740 The moon ain't that far.
01:21:17.420 You can see the moon when you're outside.
01:21:19.180 Yeah, but I don't know that.
01:21:19.980 I can't see, like, Nebraska when I'm outside.
01:21:23.460 What's Nebraska?
01:21:24.480 Is that a country?
01:21:25.400 Yeah, it's like a little country in America. 0.98
01:21:27.880 Damn, how long can I go over there? 0.98
01:21:29.380 Like, 10 years? 0.99
01:21:30.760 Bro, America's only, like, 4,000 miles across, bro. 0.99
01:21:34.020 You could easily get to the fucking moon, bro. 0.99
01:21:36.520 I don't know, bro. 1.00
01:21:39.100 I don't know, bro.
01:21:40.160 Bro, if you get to the moon, bro.
01:21:42.020 But here's the thing.
01:21:42.740 I might need to teleport.
01:21:44.120 Bring back up them dogs real quick. 1.00
01:21:46.220 Let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something.
01:21:49.020 A snack?
01:21:51.060 Which dog I want to feed?
01:21:52.780 No, which dog would you have?
01:21:54.100 Yeah, like, say you had to.
01:21:55.160 I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to.
01:21:57.160 And I know who does do it, Chinese and Vietnamese.
01:21:59.140 I was going to say, like, eat it?
01:22:00.800 If you had to eat one dog.
01:22:02.400 If you had to eat any dog?
01:22:04.440 I wouldn't eat anyone, bro.
01:22:06.240 You said something cute.
01:22:07.080 You said you would eat something cute.
01:22:07.900 I feel bad, man.
01:22:09.400 I feel bad, too, bro. 1.00
01:22:10.620 You think I want this shit to happen? 0.99
01:22:12.320 That's not what I'm saying. 0.99
01:22:12.880 At the end, there's still a spirit.
01:22:16.180 There's still an animal.
01:22:17.420 I don't want to eat them, bro.
01:22:19.000 I feel bad, man.
01:22:19.240 I don't want you to, bro.
01:22:20.220 But I'm saying, say you're in a... 1.00
01:22:21.600 What the fuck? 1.00
01:22:23.580 Oh, eat that little chubby one on the left, bro. 1.00
01:22:27.380 Bring that bitch up on the left, the top left, bro. 1.00
01:22:30.600 What you mean, bro? 1.00
01:22:31.360 Somebody eating that bitch, bro. 1.00
01:22:32.820 What you mean eat that, bro? 1.00
01:22:34.000 That's a cute dog, bro.
01:22:35.560 Bro, somebody...
01:22:36.280 It's just fat.
01:22:36.900 I'm just saying, bro. 0.96
01:22:38.040 He dead, boy.
01:22:39.460 Bring that second one up, then.
01:22:40.940 He ain't even walking no more, bro.
01:22:42.940 Nah, bro.
01:22:44.080 You got to chill.
01:22:44.900 I'm not eating no dog, bro.
01:22:46.160 Bro, I'm just saying if you had to.
01:22:47.520 I'm not saying you need to. 0.99
01:22:48.440 If you had to, I'm going to just die, man. 1.00
01:22:52.200 I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro. 1.00
01:22:54.300 Nah, bro. 1.00
01:22:54.800 Don't be like that, bro.
01:22:56.220 A dog would give up his life for you, bro.
01:22:58.480 I would give up a life for a dog, bro.
01:23:00.520 Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie, then.
01:23:01.860 It's you and a dog.
01:23:02.660 Both y'all are starving, just laying there next to each other.
01:23:04.960 We should do a movie.
01:23:06.440 What would it be, though?
01:23:08.560 Whatever.
01:23:09.180 Wait, have you ever been on a movie before?
01:23:11.040 I just made a movie with my friend.
01:23:12.840 That?
01:23:13.280 It comes out in April, yeah.
01:23:14.580 Can I watch it?
01:23:15.360 Yeah, you can watch it.
01:23:17.280 Wait, like you're a director or you're in the movie?
01:23:19.260 We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.
01:23:22.700 Let me know next time you need any actor.
01:23:24.980 Let me know next time you need any Asian actor.
01:23:27.400 Yeah.
01:23:27.840 I'll be down, feel me?
01:23:29.940 Yes.
01:23:30.360 That's what we could do, bro.
01:23:31.620 Yeah, I'll be fired, man.
01:23:33.120 Ray goes to the moon.
01:23:34.640 Oh my God, we should make a movie.
01:23:36.320 Ray and Uncle Juan go to the moon.
01:23:38.540 Yeah.
01:23:39.140 And guess what? 0.98
01:23:40.500 The gay people are going to be there and it's going to be a whole story. 1.00
01:23:43.280 I love it, bro. 1.00
01:23:43.980 That's insane, man.
01:23:45.060 We got to stream together, too, man.
01:23:46.760 Do you have any final questions for me, bro?
01:23:48.240 Nah, man, I think that's it, bro.
01:23:49.440 I think we did some good stuff, huh?
01:23:50.640 Yeah, bro.
01:23:51.640 It's a cool vault. 1.00
01:23:52.500 I fuck with you, bro. 1.00
01:23:53.660 You're a cool uncle, bro. 1.00
01:23:54.760 I'll respect, boy.
01:23:55.560 Nah, bro.
01:23:56.160 You're a cool uncle, bro.
01:23:57.400 I'm proud of you, bro.
01:23:58.560 It's just good to meet people.
01:23:59.660 It's good to see people doing something different.
01:24:01.560 You know what I think, guys?
01:24:02.580 I feel like people like you, you don't feel like you have to put on for people that much.
01:24:08.140 You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.
01:24:10.920 Yeah.
01:24:11.460 Or like you don't feel like that.
01:24:13.600 It doesn't come across that way to me.
01:24:15.200 And so that's something I think is pretty cool, you know?
01:24:17.740 Yeah.
01:24:18.120 Because we all want people to like us, right?
01:24:20.800 But to what extent do we go to for that, you know?
01:24:24.420 And to you, I think from you, it kind of reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself,
01:24:28.240 live your life, and that the right people will come along.
01:24:32.300 Yeah.
01:24:32.880 You know?
01:24:33.160 Living life, be happy, bro.
01:24:34.540 That's a goal, bro.
01:24:35.800 That's it, bro.
01:24:36.680 Getting money, bro.
01:24:38.020 Oh, I got a gift for you, too.
01:24:39.360 Will she bring that gift up?
01:24:41.040 You got a gift?
01:24:41.800 I got a gift for you today.
01:24:42.780 Oh, my God.
01:24:43.380 I have your bed.
01:24:43.920 I think I have a gift for you.
01:24:45.080 I have your bed, man.
01:24:45.820 You're here, bro.
01:24:47.060 That's a gift.
01:24:47.600 I'm going to give?
01:24:48.680 Oh, my God, Uncle.
01:24:49.400 Thank you, bro.
01:24:50.180 That's a gift, bro.
01:24:52.060 Wait, is this you?
01:24:55.060 No, that's our friend.
01:24:56.380 My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia.
01:24:59.420 That's him.
01:24:59.660 We keep him on set.
01:25:01.120 So he died?
01:25:02.000 He died.
01:25:02.580 He's a helicopter pilot.
01:25:03.580 His name is Max.
01:25:04.660 R.I.P, bro.
01:25:05.380 R.I.P.
01:25:05.860 R.I.P.
01:25:06.640 When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens?
01:25:09.560 Do they have heaven there?
01:25:10.520 What's the, like, what is the thoughts that people have there about it?
01:25:13.160 Like, people dead?
01:25:14.420 I mean, we'll never know.
01:25:15.380 But, like, people go to Furnow.
01:25:18.120 Furnow, sometimes they burn themselves.
01:25:20.040 Sometimes they throw it to the sea.
01:25:22.380 Sometimes they burn under the tree.
01:25:24.800 Do they bury bodies in your country?
01:25:26.780 Yeah.
01:25:27.120 They bury it in the ground.
01:25:28.120 This is your house.
01:25:28.640 I live here, yeah?
01:25:30.240 I like your house.
01:25:31.260 It's a cool house.
01:25:32.020 It's good.
01:25:32.660 Yeah.
01:25:33.240 We got this for you right here, bro.
01:25:35.000 Does your neighbors know you're famous?
01:25:38.480 Like, these neighbors?
01:25:39.320 Yeah, they know we're here.
01:25:40.600 Wait, what's this?
01:25:41.380 It's a gift, man.
01:25:42.380 It's a gift for me?
01:25:43.320 Yeah.
01:25:45.240 Oh, my.
01:25:49.780 What's this?
01:25:50.560 Nate Robinson?
01:25:51.340 Those are Nate Robinson's shoes right there, bro.
01:25:54.340 Wait, can I wear this?
01:25:55.640 Yeah, you can if you want.
01:25:56.460 I mean, you don't have to show it.
01:25:57.520 If you have a shoe thing, you don't have to do that.
01:25:59.020 Not because I'm with Adidas.
01:26:00.300 Oh, you are?
01:26:00.960 Yeah.
01:26:01.380 But it's okay, though.
01:26:02.720 It's okay, man.
01:26:03.540 It can just be a gift.
01:26:04.320 It's a gift, bro.
01:26:05.200 I'll take it.
01:26:05.760 Oh, my God.
01:26:06.760 Nate Robinson actually is a good shoes.
01:26:10.060 Thank you, uncle.
01:26:11.040 He was the original casinet, man.
01:26:12.940 And he's a, bro, if you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro.
01:26:15.780 Yeah?
01:26:16.360 He funny?
01:26:17.100 Bro, he's one of the greats, bro.
01:26:18.640 Why are you loving so much?
01:26:19.640 He just has a big personality.
01:26:21.240 And he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro, and you saw him on the court, he made 1.00
01:26:25.100 you feel like, oh, fuck, I could get out and do some shit. 1.00
01:26:27.820 Yes, I get it, bro. 1.00
01:26:28.920 You know?
01:26:29.680 I got to give you some Adidas shoes.
01:26:32.120 Oh, yeah.
01:26:33.280 I would like, I would love to have a pair.
01:26:34.600 But you gave us your time today, bro.
01:26:36.220 And I think that's the same people think, uh, the same people think of you when they see
01:26:40.640 like, oh, this guy makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.
01:26:44.640 Yeah, like anything will happen, bro.
01:26:46.680 You never know.
01:26:47.200 Just keep it going.
01:26:48.420 Keep, like, be positive, bro.
01:26:50.360 You never know, bro.
01:26:51.340 You will be like me one day, bro. 1.00
01:26:52.780 That ass. 1.00
01:26:53.480 You never know. 1.00
01:26:54.280 Yeah, we're going to be like one day, man.
01:26:56.100 And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.
01:26:58.520 Yes, bro.
01:26:59.440 That's that mail order nephew right here, brother.
01:27:01.960 Thank you, bro.
01:27:02.700 And you're a cool-ass uncle, bro.
01:27:04.220 You're a cool-ass country uncle, bro.
01:27:07.980 Yeah.
01:27:08.440 I got to have some white in my life.
01:27:10.520 Bro, I'm going to get you down there, bro.
01:27:12.360 Yeah, because all my friends black.
01:27:13.940 I noticed.
01:27:15.060 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:15.840 We're going to get you out there, boy.
01:27:16.580 I need some white friends in my life. 0.81
01:27:17.900 Have you been to a rodeo before?
01:27:19.720 What's that?
01:27:20.680 Bro.
01:27:21.640 Broadway?
01:27:22.780 No.
01:27:23.220 Have you been to, like, a rodeo with the animals?
01:27:25.560 You can ride on the sheep.
01:27:26.720 Nah.
01:27:27.800 You got to take me.
01:27:28.760 Bro, I would love to.
01:27:29.240 You can take me on stream right after this.
01:27:31.840 I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.
01:27:33.440 It's okay.
01:27:34.680 Wait.
01:27:34.960 So, wait.
01:27:35.440 Quick question.
01:27:35.960 What you been doing, like, when you, like, have free time?
01:27:39.660 Mostly work, man.
01:27:40.560 I go perform.
01:27:41.240 I just got back from L.A. last night.
01:27:42.680 I had three shows there this weekend. 0.99
01:27:44.380 Damn. 0.99
01:27:44.740 I would love to go to your show. 1.00
01:27:46.800 Dude, it'd be good, bro.
01:27:47.500 Have you done stand-up before?
01:27:48.820 Nah.
01:27:50.080 But that's the crazy thing.
01:27:51.120 Because y'all's whole thing is, like, stand-up.
01:27:53.100 Because it just keeps going.
01:27:54.660 Yeah.
01:27:55.240 What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know?
01:27:59.500 Toughest thing about streaming, man?
01:28:01.780 Like, what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize, bro?
01:28:04.760 Probably the hate we're getting.
01:28:06.780 We're getting so many hate on Twitter.
01:28:08.840 They just want to see the downfall of us.
01:28:13.300 And who's doing the hate?
01:28:14.680 Is it any type of person?
01:28:15.940 I don't know.
01:28:17.120 You never know.
01:28:17.740 Those clippers on Twitter, bro.
01:28:18.940 You think it's China?
01:28:20.500 Nah. 1.00
01:28:21.120 They probably don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:28:22.320 I don't think they give a fuck about a streamer. 0.99
01:28:25.180 Yeah. 0.98
01:28:25.460 It's just a lot of hate.
01:28:26.520 But, like, I take the hate.
01:28:28.860 Because, you feel me?
01:28:30.460 I got the money.
01:28:32.160 I'm living life.
01:28:32.920 I'm happy.
01:28:34.020 You feel me?
01:28:35.240 I'll take the hate, bro.
01:28:36.420 For that.
01:28:36.860 Yeah.
01:28:37.220 Did you buy your parents something when you got a little bit of bread?
01:28:39.740 Or what happened?
01:28:40.280 Yeah.
01:28:40.500 It was just Chinese New Year.
01:28:41.680 I sent them it almost like $10,000.
01:28:45.020 Did you really?
01:28:45.960 Let's go.
01:28:46.660 Yeah, bro.
01:28:48.040 My parents proud of me, bro.
01:28:49.760 Yeah, bro.
01:28:50.440 I love you, man.
01:28:51.580 Yeah, man.
01:28:52.220 Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro.
01:28:54.180 It's an honor.
01:28:55.000 Hell yeah.
01:28:55.360 It's an honor to meet a young king, just a young king, a young guy that's doing something
01:28:58.460 different.
01:28:59.200 It's an honor to meet somebody that's kind of like, that's an immigrant that's still proven 1.00
01:29:02.740 that you could be, you know what I'm saying, that people could come to a new place and
01:29:05.700 do something new.
01:29:07.080 I think, yeah, you just embody a lot of that, bro.
01:29:09.440 So, a lot of respect.
01:29:10.540 Thanks for showing up.
01:29:11.580 Thank you so much, Tio Vaughn.
01:29:13.820 And visiting, just, yeah, just an unk in the-
01:29:16.080 Thank you so much, Uncle.
01:29:17.100 An unk in the universe, bro.
01:29:18.580 Yes, sir, man.
01:29:19.740 Ray, you guys can check him out.
01:29:21.000 You know where he's at, man.
01:29:22.140 And, but yeah, if you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know
01:29:26.360 about already, this is the guy.
01:29:27.740 So, thanks, brother.
01:29:28.560 Thank you so much, bro.
01:29:29.900 Amen, brother.
01:29:30.880 Thank you, bro.
01:29:31.460 It's a good podcast, man.
01:29:35.600 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
01:29:41.420 I must be cornerstone.
01:29:46.840 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.
01:29:52.140 I can feel it in my bones
01:29:55.520 But it's gonna take
01:29:58.100 I can feel it in my bones
01:30:00.320 But it's gonna take
01:30:02.560 If God it's gonna consequent
01:30:03.040 I'm just floating on the breeze
01:30:03.100 And you will find,
01:30:03.700 I'll serve you for it in my bones
01:30:04.620 Okay, we're back home
01:30:07.440 Listen to me
01:30:08.400 You say, we have girls 0.81
01:30:09.960 I can Уla vacation
01:30:12.460 But I'm gonna have to
01:30:13.280 I'm gonna help with the kids
01:30:14.900 Basically, I can tell you
01:30:17.140 I'm gonna have to
01:30:17.780 Never I can't
01:30:18.580 I'm gonna leave
01:30:19.820 I'm gonna have to
01:30:20.860 You say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:30:22.660 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:22.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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