This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #646

00:00:00.500 I want to wish everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day.

00:00:04.460 And that's what it is, baby, St. Patty.

00:00:06.800 Hey, Patty.

00:00:08.560 Dude, Patty.

00:00:11.080 We used to have this girl by us, and her parents didn't let her do much.

00:00:15.380 You know, and God didn't really let her do much.

00:00:17.400 She didn't have, you know, she probably had a couple of abilities.

00:00:23.940 But she was in charge of bringing the garbage out to the curb, you know.

00:00:30.000 and uh we'd be out there by a bus stop sometime and she lugged them cans on out and it was kind

00:00:35.260 of like one of the only times she'd kind of go out and about and so she'd get all dressed up and

00:00:40.960 um and even sometimes put her mama's lipstick on and pull them garbage cans out there and we'd be

00:00:48.520 like hey petty and she would smile bro she's smile i mean she would get all shy sometimes

00:00:55.960 and even hide.

00:00:56.760 She would stop pulling the can

00:00:57.980 and hide behind it.

00:01:00.040 So she'd be hiding behind that garbage can,

00:01:02.080 but we'd be like,

00:01:02.920 hey, hey, Patty.

00:01:05.740 Just kind of, you know,

00:01:07.080 being sweet to her or whatever.

00:01:08.440 Just not really flirting,

00:01:09.520 but just, you know,

00:01:11.160 just hey, Patty-ing her.

00:01:12.980 And she would just be so shy and nervous, boy.

00:01:17.500 Hey, Patty.

00:01:19.400 And she'd be pulling that can out there

00:01:21.260 to the curb.

00:01:22.440 But she'd smile so big

00:01:24.000 when we'd kind of like be flirting at her.

00:01:25.960 You know, and her lipstick, man, she smiles so big, she get lipstick on her on her earlobes, bro.

00:01:31.660 She was like that happy out.

00:01:34.560 And there's something nice about that.

00:01:36.180 Seeing somebody get joyed out.

00:01:38.300 Happy St. Patrick's Day.

00:01:39.900 Who was St. Patrick?

00:01:41.260 Let me look it up real quick.

00:01:44.580 Who was St. Patrick?

00:01:47.900 Because I've been to some St. Paddy's, boy.

00:01:51.000 I've been.

00:01:51.600 Dude, one time I was out.

00:01:53.180 I remember down in Rochester, downtown over there, and people are getting blasted.

00:01:59.380 They're just like, St. Patrick, St. Patrick.

00:02:03.600 They don't even know, you know, hey, Patty.

00:02:06.240 People don't even know what's going on, dude.

00:02:08.520 People out there just eating cigarettes and just, dude, I had one dude, he had his kid

00:02:13.940 in one of those wagons, like a little wagon.

00:02:19.000 He had a one-year-old just, or maybe a half of one-year-old.

00:02:22.080 this bitch probably you know just however much half of one is and that was him the baby just a

00:02:29.860 little damn manger this motherfucker had like a little to-go manger just it's just some hay around

00:02:35.480 that bitch and he'd stacked a bunch of to-go orders on top of that baby bro just to keep them warm

00:02:40.880 bro a baby stay warm touch a baby bro in a on its back or whatever touch it again in an hour i bet

00:02:50.960 of that bitch still warm but yeah this dude he was just rolling home bro he had like six or seven

00:02:57.940 to-go orders stacked on that sleeping baby bro a bunch of garbage plates stacked on a damn faux

00:03:04.140 monocut what do we got here saint patrick and this is on perplexity that's what i'm using

00:03:11.860 saint patrick was a fifth century christian missionary and bishop uh he was born in britain

00:03:17.600 at age 16 he was captured by irish raiders and taken to ireland as a slave where he herded

00:03:25.020 animals for about six years before escaping back to his family let's go patty hey patty

00:03:32.480 after returning home he eventually trained for ministry and later felt called

00:03:36.560 back to ireland as a missionary okay patrick spent years traveling through parts of ireland

00:03:43.440 preaching baptizing founding churches and ordaining clergy he is traditionally regarded as the first

00:03:50.600 bishop of arma and became the leading figure associated with ireland's conversion from

00:03:55.680 paganism to christianity dang he was that dog he was that lord dog brother we ride here hey penny

00:04:06.580 he was a lord dog the famous story that he drove the snakes out of ireland is considered a legend

00:04:13.800 often read symbolically since there is no evidence ireland had native snakes after the last ice age

00:04:20.680 wow so there's no snakes in ireland huh they're all working in politics in israel i guess or

00:04:28.920 america um anyway happy saint patrick's day to everybody who's celebrating got my green on

00:04:35.720 got my green on uh what's cracking dude not much bro um just got back from albacare

00:04:44.100 albacare they put so many k-k-k-k-ks in it you know by the time you're done saying it you're

00:04:53.000 gone you already left you're like damn i don't you know i was there but i couldn't say it fast

00:04:58.680 enough because they had too many k-k-k-k-k-k-k.

00:05:01.640 Alba-k-k-k-k-k.

00:05:03.320 Alba-alba-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k.

00:05:06.740 Have you tried the green chilies?

00:05:09.280 Bro, if you haven't been to Alba-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k.

00:05:14.660 Then you don't, you don't, you don't know what it's like, bro.

00:05:17.440 When you get there, it's freaking, it's very Latino, you know, it's like a lot of like

00:05:22.900 essays who never wrote any essays, bro.

00:05:25.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:26.280 like that it's like a fucking like but it's also like a lot of hard-working good people there uh

00:05:33.020 a lot of kindness bro you know mexican culture bro they freaking it's a blast dude they have a

00:05:39.240 blast bro you know and that most of our labors in the you in america most of the hardest workers

00:05:45.040 are mexicanos not all of them i'm not saying that and everybody's kind of taking their turn over

00:05:51.200 time if you look through history all cultures have taken their time of being hard workers

00:05:55.020 And some

00:05:57.920 You know

00:05:58.400 Some are more prevalent now than others

00:06:01.400 But it's for sure

00:06:02.660 They got a lot of Latinos there

00:06:04.920 Latinos aquí

00:06:07.020 Aquí Latinos

00:06:08.380 And bro

00:06:09.580 But you got a lot of construction babies down there

00:06:12.500 Children born out

00:06:13.520 You'll see in the street

00:06:16.420 They'll have two kids

00:06:17.180 Even the children are involved in trades

00:06:20.120 I saw two kids just throwing a piece of drywall

00:06:23.340 Back and forth

00:06:25.020 you'll see a homeless dude he'll have a sign but it's written in drywall and it's really edged

00:06:30.000 really well and you know he's got um baseboard at the bottom of his sign you know like even

00:06:34.940 shit like that you're like damn this you'll see a doghouse there just the shingles are done really

00:06:40.600 well there's just like a latino guy just drinking under one of the eaves of the home

00:06:44.960 um but yeah man it's a place you you grow to love man but i'll say this about albuquerque bro

00:06:56.020 they don't like doing two stories on nothing everything is just one story bro one just like

00:07:02.960 only one story it's almost like for a long time they maybe didn't have a ladder

00:07:06.900 they and then finally they got a ladder because they'll be like 50 miles of just one story houses

00:07:14.380 just like ranch style home just um have you tried the green chilies everywhere you go to eat we went

00:07:23.440 to a place um i went to watch my friend uh diego's sister was playing basketball out there in the

00:07:28.860 state tournament and so we went to watch her game and uh it was cool it was at the pit where the

00:07:34.920 lobos play where the new mexico uh basketball team plays and they won their game they lost

00:07:41.100 their second game but um you'll get them next year that's the vibe and yeah it was just great

00:07:48.580 bro we went to a place to eat called frontier oh it was so good bro it was just so fucking good

00:07:56.240 hey patty but they also it's like no matter who you talk to there they're just like yeah have you

00:08:03.120 tried the green chilies they'll have a dude in a coma or whatever and he'll finally like start to

00:08:08.600 say something they'll be like he's he's gonna talk and he'll be like have you tried the green

00:08:12.180 chilies it's all anybody cares about bro you could be going to jail and they'll be like how do you

00:08:18.400 plead and they'll be like i've tried the green chilies it's just there's something about it bro

00:08:24.160 that's just their thing bro the green chilies over there so but that was uh it was a blast just to

00:08:30.360 get to go over there we just went for the day caught the game and uh and came back home what

00:08:37.420 else is going on uh well personally i guess there's oh we're gonna we got a this episode

00:08:46.600 we get we're gonna talk to some busboys we're gonna talk about the busboys movie um the tickets

00:08:52.100 the tickets for the movie go on sale march 16th so uh so that's gonna be wonderful we got we have

00:09:00.460 some busboys that have just called in and left voicemails we put a an all call out for that

00:09:05.060 so that's what's popping um have you tried the green chilies

00:09:11.920 it's fucking crazy over there dog you'll see a kid in the street just fucking throwing a drill

00:09:19.340 just throwing a drill to his friend it's this just it's a construction area bro the whole place a lot

00:09:26.420 of people there work in construction but the place looks like it could probably use a little

00:09:29.880 bit of construction so it's just a dichotomy over there you know but a lot of great people

00:09:35.800 uh we had a blast man and unique people bro unique i could see why they say a lot of times

00:09:43.800 ufos landed out there because they got some they got people that's halfway to space out there

00:09:50.000 and now but they got some people that's halfway to space hey penny have you tried the green

00:09:59.860 chillies buddy like dude chill she's just bringing out the recycling bin she's shy

00:10:07.300 um yeah we'll get into that in a second what's going on dude with me i gotta check in man it's

00:10:16.900 been it's like i don't know i don't want to get into like a complaining culture um nobody wants

00:10:23.880 to hear that shit what's going on uh i started a thing where i'm taking a break from dating

00:10:28.800 and uh interacting with women so that's been going pretty good it's nice i just wanted to uh

00:10:35.220 just take a break from like um i just wanted to have time to focus on myself and my higher

00:10:42.720 and my relationship uh with my higher power so just to try and get some just things on track

00:10:49.920 better and um you know i think like in the world like you're like a magnet right everybody is like

00:10:57.280 a magnet i think that's just my thoughts and and you attract certain things and your magnet gets

00:11:04.100 attracted certain places and sometimes it's a great spot uh but sometimes you got to just check

00:11:09.840 in on the magnet make sure the magnets work and see what's going on with the magnet

00:11:13.800 so yeah that's what i wanted to do um you know because i've been attached to some good metals

00:11:22.160 over the years here and there uh some precious metals but i think i just need to take some time

00:11:29.260 just to kind of look at the magnet and just see what's going on uh yeah and i just want to

00:11:36.840 wanted to try and work on my relationship with my higher power you know i've just been recently

00:11:41.620 i've just been kind of sometimes uh i don't know like i just hadn't really been praying that much

00:11:49.240 recently um and i was talking to my therapist therapist about it yesterday i couldn't figure

00:11:57.280 out exactly why um i think you know sometimes sometimes i sometimes i don't want to do everything

00:12:08.940 i'm supposed to do to take care of myself and that may not make sense to some people or whatever

00:12:16.280 and that's fine but it's like yeah sometimes I just I don't want to do ever like you know I'll

00:12:22.680 be doing like so many like I'll be doing good things for myself taking care of myself this way

00:12:26.580 and this way and this way and I know it's impossible for us to do everything to take

00:12:30.340 care of ourselves we don't want to live like as like slaves to like um you know exactly what we're

00:12:38.340 you know every article that comes out or everything we hear you know that kind of thing would be

00:12:42.820 impossible for me but but yeah sometimes i just don't want to do all the things i'm supposed to

00:12:47.300 do to take care of myself sometimes i want to like well i'm not doing that or there's always

00:12:52.580 one that i'll kind of leave out or i don't know i think i can't understand i can't explain exactly

00:12:58.220 what i'm saying but i'm trying to um yeah i i don't know i just sometimes i don't want to do

00:13:09.360 everything i'm supposed to do to take care of myself does that make any sense to you trevin

00:13:12.320 it does yeah and you're saying like you're trying to now kind of check in and like recenter

00:13:17.140 yeah and i was just like why am i not praying like what am i again like i'm not against praying

00:13:23.120 you know i mean i want a better relationship with my higher power i think i think honestly

00:13:29.000 part of me's scared if i do if i do the things i'm supposed to do for myself then i'm gonna have

00:13:35.860 to change, yeah, that I'm going to have, not change in a bad way or anything, but just

00:13:45.200 that things could be different, you know, and I won't have, I don't know, there's always

00:13:53.720 a part of me that wants to be able to say, I'm not doing that, you know, I'm not doing

00:13:59.220 uh, you know, I'm not doing that. No, I'm gonna do things my way, you know? So I don't know what

00:14:06.320 it is, but, uh, but that, that's been something. Um, and so I was grateful today, like even before

00:14:15.900 this episode, I was just asking God for some help. You know, I was just saying, I just feel

00:14:20.480 kind of sometimes, sometimes exhausted in some ways. I feel like I can't figure out sometimes

00:14:25.760 what i'm supposed to do um just like in the world like with work and stuff i can but i you know

00:14:32.880 it's just like um yeah what does god want me to do

00:14:39.040 uh and maybe that's it maybe i'm just scared sometimes of asking the god that and try and

00:14:45.360 and get in like a real answer yeah what does god want me to do um

00:14:50.880 Um, and then it's like, you know, and this sounds kind of, I don't know if it sounds

00:14:59.060 lazy or what it sounds, but sometimes I get tired of being the one to always have to take

00:15:04.660 care of myself.

00:15:09.180 You know, I just, I get tired of being the, it's like, oh, okay, here we go again.

00:15:15.760 I gotta be, you know, I gotta come to my own rescue.

00:15:18.480 and i know that those that those are the that that's the truth but sometimes i just get kind

00:15:23.040 of tired of it um you know and i'm not trying to say anything like i'm doing great uh but that's

00:15:32.480 just kind of some real ways that i'm feeling um i've been doing good about pornography and looking

00:15:39.440 at pornos and hey patty and uh and masturbation or jerking off or touching your cock buddy um

00:15:50.120 but then i've i slipped up yesterday so i think part of me has some negative feeling about that

00:15:56.500 you know not negative but just like you know i think i get tired of getting like man i'll get

00:16:00.980 to like four or five days you know sometimes i've gotten a long time i've had months and

00:16:04.820 but you know and then i'll just like i don't know so it's all good just trying to be like just

00:16:11.520 say what's going on with me and yeah and yeah that's it sometimes you just you jerk off because

00:16:21.160 it's almost saint patrick's day but that's not a good reason dude you can't be like i'm jerking

00:16:26.460 off because it's almost saint patrick's day that's fucking crazy bro that's crazy hey penny

00:16:33.620 So that's some of what's going on with me

00:16:38.640 But I'll say this

00:16:42.180 It has been nice taking a break from like

00:16:43.980 Dating and social interaction

00:16:45.980 With women has been nice

00:16:48.700 Because there's been times where it's like

00:16:50.720 Yeah I have some more time to myself

00:16:52.180 I have some more time to think

00:16:53.420 Yeah and it gives my brain a little bit more like space

00:16:59.800 To be like okay hey what's going on

00:17:03.620 you know and to kind of check in with myself so uh yeah i'm hopeful i'm hopeful that um

00:17:10.200 yeah just that i can work on the magnet you know so that's been happening what else uh

00:17:18.660 you know does people message me a lot of times or will tell me uh hey why don't you talk about

00:17:24.140 this thing or why don't you talk about um iran or iran because people say it different and uh

00:17:31.780 And a lot of people will ask me about, hey, will you talk about this?

00:17:35.700 Or will you say something about this?

00:17:37.380 This is going on.

00:17:38.280 A lot of different causes that are dear to people's hearts and minds.

00:17:42.840 And I understand that.

00:17:44.760 And I wish there was that I could talk about everything.

00:17:49.020 Sometimes I don't know enough.

00:17:50.520 Sometimes I don't.

00:17:53.620 Sometimes I'm burnt out from absorbing.

00:17:58.100 in like, you know, you absorb so much horrible stuff that's out there that's happening. And it

00:18:04.340 just like, it ruins you. It ruins you. It's like, and, and there's algorithms that are set up. It

00:18:12.220 feels like to ruin you. So it's not that I don't care about certain things. It's just that, you

00:18:19.880 know, I have to take care of myself. I have to make sure that I'm living and surviving and make

00:18:26.740 sure that my life is okay. And, um, that the people that I'm responsible for through work

00:18:32.340 and family that, you know, that I'm upholding my, uh, place in their lives, you know? So I think

00:18:38.520 that's it. And not that anybody's asking me to answer about that, but I'm sure a lot of people

00:18:44.360 deal with that where it's like, people like, why, why don't you speak up about certain things or

00:18:47.520 why don't, you know, and some of it's just, it's too much. Some of it's, it's too much. Some of it,

00:18:53.800 I don't know enough about it. So I try to speak up where I can. I try to speak up when I feel

00:18:59.720 compelled. And sometimes I feel compelled and I don't know exactly what to say. I don't know

00:19:07.400 enough information. So I want to have people on to learn more. And sometimes we have guests set

00:19:12.960 up in advance. And so it's like certain guests aren't the space to have a certain conversation

00:19:17.440 with people. So yeah, I'm not beholding to anyone about anything like that. But I do want to say

00:19:24.440 that. And yeah, I'm doing the best that I can. Maybe in time, I'll be able to have more information

00:19:32.880 about certain topics and do better. I can do better to learn. And I try my best. It's hard

00:19:40.580 to know also what is uh clean information and and that's a scary thing so yeah i'm not apologizing

00:19:48.280 or anything i just i want to speak up about that that i also have to take care of me um

00:19:54.720 and show up in the spaces that i'm supposed to show up as a human and also not to like

00:20:00.540 you know i i don't it's tough when you attack when you you know it's just it's at times it's a lot

00:20:09.560 And I'm sure a lot of people feel that way, that it's a lot.

00:20:14.220 But I do see things and I do pray about things.

00:20:17.720 It doesn't mean that I don't know about them, you know, and yeah, and that's where I'm at

00:20:23.440 with that.

00:20:25.880 You know, I have spoken about this before, but I do have a lot of uncomfort about America's

00:20:30.240 relationship with Israel, the Israeli political leaders.

00:20:34.220 That's what I mean.

00:20:34.900 um i just i believe that that group is

00:20:40.080 it is it just feels like a satanic

00:20:46.520 regime it doesn't seem like it feels like they just want to cause pain they just i mean the you

00:20:57.460 know these they don't even know where all the bodies from gaza are and they're already moved

00:21:05.700 on to other places that they are um attacking and that america is associated now with their attacks

00:21:12.040 um and i don't i i believe that that will come here one day i don't believe that uh that the

00:21:21.760 israeli leaders that they have any intention to to stop that i don't see that they

00:21:28.380 have any care for the american people it doesn't seem like that i've never heard that spoken

00:21:34.980 um and i believe that if we don't speak up now that our children won't have the chance to speak

00:21:43.560 up either by law or by worse and that may sound crazy to some people and that's fine

00:21:51.680 if it does if it does sound crazy to you and you think i'm crazy on that point of view that's okay

00:21:55.780 i don't um you know i may disagree with you but that's okay you know i do want to you know i worked

00:22:04.040 hard to be able to have a voice for myself and so i hope at least you disrespect that uh

00:22:09.940 or i hope at least you just see that like at least i'm trying to say what i want to say

00:22:17.260 um and i don't understand our government's relationship with israel's leaders and with

00:22:25.040 israel's government i don't understand it you know i just it feels like there's this war machine and

00:22:30.260 and then our soldiers and are put into these spaces and they're just there to serve in america

00:22:36.100 that they believe in um and it's no knock against them or anything like that it's just

00:22:43.660 i just don't i just it just feels like it's causing a lot of pain and fear and yeah i don't

00:22:51.180 understand our our uh i don't understand trump's relationship i don't understand the our political

00:22:58.240 like why we are so beholden to these to this government this israeli government that that

00:23:05.520 just seems to be obsessed with uh control and it feels like like bloodlust like they just like

00:23:18.880 it's not enough like after what happened in gaza i don't see to me i don't i don't see how there

00:23:25.180 could be any other view um but if someone else has a different one that's okay that's their point of

00:23:33.260 view. I'm just happy to be able to speak up for myself, even if I'm wrong. Even if I'm wrong,

00:23:43.240 there's a part of me that, even though I feel scared sometimes, that I'm happy to be able to

00:23:50.280 speak up for myself and say that, you know? Because it's, I've, yeah, having a voice has

00:24:00.120 always been important to me. And I'm sure it is to a lot of people. And they're making laws now,

00:24:06.980 there are bills being presented where we won't even have a chance to have a voice at some point.

00:24:12.960 There's surveillance infrastructure that's being put into place. There's a lot of things happening

00:24:18.360 right now. And some people are like, well, it's too much for me to get involved in. I understand

00:24:21.940 that. I understand that. Um, but yeah, I believe that if we don't speak up now, uh, and it may

00:24:30.040 already be too late, but if we don't speak up now that one day our kids will not be able to.

00:24:33.700 And it's just, it's disappointing to me too, that, um, a lot of our religious leaders haven't

00:24:38.560 said anything. I don't understand it. I don't understand that. Um, but there's a lot of stuff

00:24:48.420 I don't understand, you know, and I think this has been going on for a long time.

00:24:58.480 I do not understand Trump's like infatuation with or like beholding to this government, but they've had, you know, Israeli government's been involved in America for a long time throughout countless political party leaders.

00:25:18.420 Uh, so it's nothing new. It just feels very extreme right now. And it feels very scary.

00:25:24.900 That's what it feels like. And I don't understand, uh, how our relationship with them is

00:25:31.880 helping America, but that's just me. That's just my thoughts. All right, let's move on.

00:25:44.080 Um, I just had to say that. So I know some people was like, dude, it's too political,

00:25:47.340 whatever, but that's, I have to speak up for myself. You know what I'm saying? I've worked

00:25:51.960 hard in my life to have a place for a voice and you may not even want everyone to hear my voice

00:25:55.880 again. That's okay. But I have to speak up for myself, even if I'm wrong. And it's just a lot,

00:26:10.380 that's a lot of fear I see just every day people around me, like what's going on here? People from

00:26:14.860 different parties too that like this uh candidate or like this candidate what the fuck is going on

00:26:18.980 i have no idea i have no idea but it's it seems super scary that's the feeling scary

00:26:28.660 you know the the industrial war complex just like everything you know the fact that um we know that

00:26:40.380 our foods are poisoning us just all we know that the health care that when after your food poisons

00:26:47.100 you you go to get help you go to get health care and you get screwed there it's just it's fun it's

00:26:53.480 crazy it's crazy and then we get sedate you start looking at a married dude you get people get

00:27:02.120 sedate it's like as long as i have my vape and i'm able to watch like some kids do the stanky

00:27:07.200 leg video or something it's like then i thought you know it's like we've just like slowly gotten

00:27:13.080 sedated it's pretty wild and i who knows what will happen but shit went from like kind of

00:27:20.280 seemed like kind of mundane in the world to fucking high speed it feels like but then you

00:27:27.820 you can't get so wrapped up in it that that's all you're thinking about and all you're talking

00:27:31.420 about either because then that is giving that's like that's what they want you know they don't

00:27:38.780 want us to live you know they don't want us to live they want us to be alive but they don't want

00:27:46.180 us to live but anyway i know that all all that stuff is a lot but that's just shit that's been

00:27:54.960 on my mind hey patty do you try the green chilies bro i tried them i freaking dude i was there you're

00:28:03.980 there you're in albuquerque for 11 minutes and some guy's coming up he's fucking got illegal

00:28:08.520 green chilies he's like bro these bitches aren't even supposed to be here it's just like dude i've

00:28:15.020 tried the green chilies i've tried them and they're great they're great and we went to a place called

00:28:20.740 El, can you look it up, Trev?

00:28:24.320 And it's kind of by the airport, I think.

00:28:26.840 El Modelo.

00:28:28.800 Look it up.

00:28:30.640 Is it that one?

00:28:31.460 Yeah, bro.

00:28:33.180 El Modelo.

00:28:35.180 And it wasn't beer.

00:28:36.340 I thought I'd go in.

00:28:37.120 It was just people swimming in a bunch of like Modelo beer or whatever.

00:28:40.200 Some guy doing the backstroke, you know?

00:28:42.900 Oh, shit.

00:28:44.300 Put some drywall on here.

00:28:45.620 I'm drowning.

00:28:47.140 But it was just like the sweetest ladies working in there.

00:28:50.740 I mean the best, bro.

00:28:54.720 And it was just good, bro.

00:28:56.500 It just felt like, dang.

00:28:59.400 It felt like when you walked in there,

00:29:00.900 it felt like your grandmother loved you

00:29:02.480 right when you walked in, homie.

00:29:05.680 Even the gangbangers,

00:29:06.920 they were taking off their face tattoos

00:29:08.300 before they walked in, bro.

00:29:09.540 There was like a lot of respectado

00:29:11.540 for El Modelo.

00:29:16.920 But it was, yeah, I had a good time over there.

00:29:20.740 and shout out to uh my friend abby pavia she's a great basketball player and she's got a big heart

00:29:29.340 and uh it was great it was great to watch her team uh her team play um now let's get into it dog

00:29:40.540 dude st patrick's day have you tried the green

00:29:43.040 beer uh damn st patrick was a slave bro did we say that trevin

00:29:50.140 I don't think so

00:29:52.280 It says right here

00:29:54.800 Let me see

00:29:55.680 At about age 16

00:29:58.320 St. Patrick was captured by Irish raiders

00:30:00.500 And taken to Ireland as a slave

00:30:02.320 Where he herded animals for around 6 years

00:30:05.140 Before escaping back to his family

00:30:07.000 Dang bro

00:30:09.260 And then he went back to Ireland

00:30:13.600 Said I'm gonna change the game dude

00:30:20.920 That's wild.

00:30:23.280 Have you tried the Catholicism?

00:30:26.500 That's what he was doing over there.

00:30:28.760 St. Patrick spent years traveling through parts of Ireland preaching, baptizing.

00:30:32.500 Baptizing, bro.

00:30:34.180 Dog, don't stay under too long, homie.

00:30:36.420 You'll be late for work.

00:30:38.480 Founding churches and monasteries and ordaining clergy.

00:30:42.140 Dang, he was out there in the streets pushing something that meant something to him.

00:30:47.140 his own surviving writings are the confessio

00:30:50.620 condemning violence against irish christians amen um okay i want to talk about busboys and we got

00:31:01.080 some callers we had busboys that called in and uh i'm gonna tap into my you know you know i'm

00:31:07.140 saying i was a busboy for probably seven years i busboyed a couple of places a couple times i

00:31:14.660 worked with a couple sisters one time over there at uh the first mexican restaurant in our area

00:31:20.660 um and these two girls named april and may uh they were the chefs and they were anytime you

00:31:29.260 came back to get food or whatever they got furious at you because they was doing some

00:31:33.800 other shit or whatever smoking or whatever and uh and so yeah you'd have to go out to the tables

00:31:39.920 and shit was late and shit like that and people left or whatever anyway they invited me to their

00:31:44.240 house one day to party,

00:31:46.140 asking to bring some beer.

00:31:47.840 I brought some beer over there, and

00:31:49.860 a dog

00:31:52.300 bit me, and everybody there drank all my beer,

00:31:54.320 and I fucking had to leave early, but

00:31:55.640 what else? I worked at

00:31:57.880 Tucson, Arizona. I was a busboy down

00:32:00.140 there. I was one of the first busboys

00:32:02.320 to use creatine ever

00:32:03.760 in the history of

00:32:05.900 busing.

00:32:09.040 I was probably, I think

00:32:10.100 I was one of the top seven busboys

00:32:11.980 south of Phoenix.

00:32:14.240 probably for a little while.

00:32:20.020 And I say that with my whole chest.

00:32:22.660 I say that shit pure as day.

00:32:25.000 I was out there, boy.

00:32:28.420 I was out there.

00:32:30.260 I was on the tables.

00:32:31.440 Bread on six.

00:32:32.480 Butter on 11.

00:32:34.280 Cleanup on 43.

00:32:36.160 Shit diaper.

00:32:37.340 They had a shit diaper over there.

00:32:39.720 Some kid, they brought him in there.

00:32:40.920 I don't even think they ate.

00:32:42.080 They just brought the kid in there to shit in his diaper.

00:32:44.240 and somebody i fucking wrapped a towel around that bitch and sent him out

00:32:48.060 but i was doing it bro i was on the front lines of food use

00:32:53.000 and dishware dirty dishware i was on the front lines of that shit so i know

00:33:01.320 the trenches i know what it's like to go back there and have to look at the dishwasher and

00:33:06.960 you bring one more tub and you love that motherfucker because he's in the heat bro

00:33:10.540 The steam coming off that fucking

00:33:12.320 The water hose spigot thing

00:33:15.620 He's blasting bro

00:33:16.940 That motherfucker got shit hanging off his eyebrows

00:33:19.860 And shit

00:33:20.440 He got pieces of fucking damp tortilla

00:33:23.200 Hanging out of his eyelashes

00:33:24.440 And that bitch is still back there

00:33:25.800 Blasting them bitches

00:33:26.940 Getting the platos limpio

00:33:30.260 You know what I'm saying

00:33:33.900 And you can't even look him in the eye

00:33:36.200 When you drop off that last bus tub

00:33:37.900 Damn bro

00:33:38.600 that's the pain of a real bus boy somebody who's got the tables and the trays and the tubs

00:33:45.140 and the plates in their heart when you when you know bro like i can't bring this to my dog one

00:33:52.280 more time and sometimes i tap him out i say man like we a tag team bro

00:33:59.040 you know it's like the world wash like the world washing federation bro the wwf let me

00:34:08.360 limpio a tub for you daddy get out there and get you a cigarette and then suddenly he'd have a

00:34:12.840 little pocket of camarones or something on shrimps and he'd get out there and eat them bitches by

00:34:17.420 himself just to rebuild his conscience and stuff so he could get back i mean that's a dude that's

00:34:24.160 a vietnam right there for some people so shout out to all the dishwashers too man and that last

00:34:31.020 tub sorry we brought it in there bro we know how it felt but we all had to get the job done

00:34:36.720 so i want to say that but we had some calls from bussers that have been in the game over the years

00:34:43.300 people called in we got to go to a couple calls of those but first i do want to talk about the uh

00:34:48.120 about the movie i just want to tell you straight up that bus boys the movie will come out on april

00:34:56.440 17th so that's when you'll be able to go to see it but uh tickets are going to go on sale march 16th

00:35:02.940 so um yeah i guess like you know first of all i got to do this movie with david spade

00:35:10.360 and i say this movie like trust me there's a big part of me that's just i cannot even believe that

00:35:15.620 we did this right and we did this ourselves right that's what i want to say you know i went to

00:35:22.120 hollywood and uh and you go pitch tv shows you do all these all these meetings you're always

00:35:26.460 waiting to hear back you're always in this cycle of bullshit you know and it's always somebody that

00:35:32.260 was nothing like me deciding if they thought i had the ability or the talent or the capability

00:35:38.780 or if my voice should be heard right it was always the you know it's the same type of people

00:35:45.740 over and over again some schmuck who had never fucking done a day a moment of comedy in his life

00:35:51.420 some business fuck whatever you know you go to all these things and and it's for me it was a

00:35:58.340 waste of time. For some people, it's great. It's their stairway to their dreams or to different

00:36:03.480 opportunities and stuff like that. And I had a great time. Like I met a lot of great people

00:36:08.460 and I got to develop my standup, which was the best thing because standup was the thing that I

00:36:14.060 liked the most because nobody could give that to their kid. You know, you go audition for some role

00:36:19.660 and then some producer's kid gets it or somebody's son or some bull, you know, but standup, they can't

00:36:25.780 do that stand up it's you they can nobody could give that shit look i'm gonna get my son the

00:36:31.720 opportunity fuck your son you know i'm saying he's got you can't withstand it you can't you

00:36:36.940 got to get up there and do your job now some people may not like my stand up may not think

00:36:41.540 i'm any good at it that's fine with me but you have to get up there and do your job nobody

00:36:47.780 it's a fucking it's a thin line

00:36:50.040 and that's one thing i always want i always wanted my voice i don't want to do your shit

00:36:58.500 i don't want to do your fucking i don't want to go play some role where you have me playing this

00:37:02.460 stupid redneck and it's just like because you don't even understand that maybe people where

00:37:06.440 i'm from are diverse of thought and are more intricate and aren't just racist fucking people

00:37:12.980 you know i wanted more than i like i just i don't know i thought their system was outdated

00:37:19.980 to be honest with you and though they you know there's always these articles in hollywood it's

00:37:25.160 accepting everybody that's it's not it's not and i'll say that firsthand

00:37:31.240 so i just want you to know where some of my energy was coming from

00:37:36.520 and why eventually i started to do podcasting because i just wanted to have my own voice

00:37:43.760 i don't want to read your lines i don't even believe i'd have meetings with people and i

00:37:48.020 would tell them about my life or about how i see things and they would say that it wouldn't fit

00:37:52.300 this narrative it would all you know it wouldn't fit this narrative

00:37:59.860 and so i got tired of fucking waiting for them and yeah and then so when i got into podcasting

00:38:09.920 it was a place where we could have our own voice and i think some of this movie just kind of

00:38:15.060 followed suit um you know i became friends with david spade through uh adam egott who worked at

00:38:22.160 the comedy store and um and it was great you know i still remember the first time that i went to

00:38:28.800 dinner um i'd met david at the comedy club a few times and then we went to dinner one time and he

00:38:34.900 gave me a joe dirt hat dude and it was the best because i remember seeing joe dirt when i was

00:38:40.840 younger and it was just like i didn't know it was i thought it was a documentary you know because

00:38:46.240 our tv was fucked up and so some of the audio was different and uh and i thought it was a

00:38:52.980 documentary about this kid who had gotten left at the grand canyon by his parents

00:38:56.320 and um and it gave me just such like an affection for this for him you know just like uh

00:39:04.000 um yeah because i think i felt like that as a kid anyway i felt like i got left at the grand

00:39:11.500 canyon even though i was right there a bedroom over from my mother you know just like you know

00:39:18.100 how i felt it matched with how i felt but um anyway a lot of that's a lot of emo shit but

00:39:23.080 so david and i became friends and uh and he he's been a great friend you know he's got a big heart

00:39:31.960 um he's welcomed me into circles he's taking me with him to like fancy parties where they

00:39:37.740 have fancy silverware and there's fucking you know uh people are stealing shit from the place

00:39:44.480 like that's how nice the shit is there like i've been to a lot of places where nobody's stealing

00:39:49.280 shit because people are like oh this shit's trash i already got this shit at home i ain't stealing

00:39:53.960 more just shit but i've been to places where they got really nice shit with him i met john ham with

00:40:01.080 him. I met Jon Hamm. Um, yeah, just, uh, so anyway, just getting to know him was a blessing.

00:40:14.360 And then we started, it was during COVID. We started writing a movie together and David,

00:40:21.120 even this, I'll say this, he, uh, you know, I ran out of gas one time and he brought me gas

00:40:25.780 and he almost got hit by a damn um kia sophia i mean fucking so close to hitting him and killing

00:40:34.860 i don't know if it would have killed him i don't know he's not the biggest guy but he could have

00:40:38.400 challenged it but i don't i don't know but he brought that shit out ran across the interstate

00:40:44.180 and shit bringing me fucking gas so i mean just nice shit man um

00:40:51.900 and so we started writing this movie because we um and and one thing that we found that we had

00:41:01.200 in common was that we both worked as bus boys in arizona i worked in arizona under uh they had

00:41:07.620 this guy sam fox he's a restaurateur he's a friend of mine he had um this was his first restaurant

00:41:12.900 and i worked there as a bus boy and uh david had worked as a bus boy over there in phoenix and so

00:41:18.140 we had this relationship of busing in the desert man even when there's water shortages and shit

00:41:24.160 like that bro imagine you got to clean up 20 tables and you got no water cut who are you now

00:41:30.460 who are you now

00:41:34.140 i was still a bus boy so i stayed in that shit man i stayed in that shit that was our iwo jima cut

00:41:44.220 and so that's where i was man and so we we we kind of bonded on that type of shit

00:41:49.560 and then we started writing this movie yeah and and nobody really wanted to help you know and

00:41:56.980 that's fine i'm not complaining i'm just saying what it was right i wanted to let you know where

00:42:00.300 we were at mentally what was going on with us and our brains and stuff nobody really wanted

00:42:04.480 to help we couldn't um we reached out to some directors that we liked they didn't want to deal

00:42:08.740 with it. Uh, our agencies didn't really help. You know, there was some emailing back and forth and

00:42:15.780 some light shit, but nothing really like we're going to take these guys and we're going to

00:42:19.240 believe in them. You know, we're going to really take these guys and do something. There wasn't

00:42:23.740 any of that. And I say that that's true. Um, and so we got to a spot where it was like, damn,

00:42:31.520 we got to make this or just go by our ways. And we'd spent a lot of time together and made it

00:42:37.120 written it so far and all of that and so we just put up our own money you know we put up our own

00:42:44.480 money and um and then next thing you know dude we were making a real movie and this is crazy i

00:42:50.860 didn't think it was real until i showed up that day on set to shoot because it had just all been

00:42:57.640 emails it had been david and i writing and we would go meet at his place and sometimes we would

00:43:01.400 get jimmy johns and sometimes we wouldn't which i didn't understand but um but i would get it on

00:43:08.000 the way home or whatever sometimes but um but yeah we you know we we made this but um we we

00:43:17.380 realized that we had to pay for it right we have to fund we so we put our money in and i didn't

00:43:22.820 realize until the day that we got to set this set i call it look though i'm not locked in on all the

00:43:29.380 terminology and shit so i call it that i know it sounds highfalutin or whatever but until we got to

00:43:35.700 the movie site the first day and there was like trailers there was like a woman with makeup or

00:43:42.940 whatever hair conditioner or whatever you know hey penny have you tried the green channel yes i have

00:43:50.820 um and and we and we were making a movie and it was crazy the other actors were there that we'd

00:43:59.180 look, you know, we did all of this stuff. And so that's what's, that's what we're making, right?

00:44:05.440 That's what we put together. And we did it. We created a movie, you know, and we made something

00:44:13.900 and it was crazy. Cause you get to the end and I was like, fuck, what did we do, dude? I was so

00:44:19.560 scared. And then you go through the editing and you do all this shit and you start to realize,

00:44:24.100 okay this is how it is um and so that's what's coming out is our movie that we made completely

00:44:31.660 by ourselves that these people said no to i don't care fuck them you said no to me your whole life

00:44:37.060 cuz you know i'm saying i'm glad you're not on board now so that's where we're at and i think

00:44:44.740 it's good man there's some funny spots in it um it was a huge learning curve i'm not saying it's

00:44:51.980 the greatest movie. I mean, it's like a $3 million budget or something. Um, and yeah,

00:45:02.680 I learned a ton. Like if I could go back and do it, there's a lot of things I would probably

00:45:06.840 adjust. Like I just learned a lot. Um, I learned a lot, man, about how it would operate just all

00:45:15.240 these different things. So that was a blessing. Uh, it was the most expensive course of education

00:45:21.740 i've ever learned in my life but if you go see this movie i just want you to know that that's

00:45:26.320 what it is right it's something that we made we made it outside of the system um and thank you

00:45:32.920 david for uh you'll let me do this with you there's some scenes in there dude that david does

00:45:38.360 that are so good uh and it's kind man it's just like tim dylan's in it um nate diaz chris avila

00:45:48.320 um jay pharaoh uh trevor wallace jimmy gonzalez uh michelle ortiz uh lindsey normington

00:45:58.320 tiago martinez have you tried the green chilies tiago steve little sky bree uh brent morin

00:46:07.240 um there's a lot there's there's a lot i'm missing a ton of uh wonderful folks so so yeah all i'm

00:46:14.660 saying is that's what this is this is a movie that we made that is outside of the system and

00:46:21.000 we want you to go see it to support this type of uh of thing because we can do more in the future

00:46:27.840 and we can do it better and we can help fund movies that other people want to make that the

00:46:33.220 that the gatekeepers don't see you know and that's fine i don't need the gate you know i don't even

00:46:40.060 want to go through the gate car i'm coming up through the dirt son i'm through the mud dog

00:46:44.200 you keep that bitch latched dog i'll be in the yard and that's how i've always been and so that's

00:46:50.900 where i'm at that's where we're at with this um yeah so so thank you if you go to see it it's not

00:46:59.600 like um uh what's that movie dunkirk or whatever it's not like that okay so don't think it's like

00:47:08.580 that it's different it's not like um sarah marshall right it's not that right there's a

00:47:17.600 movie about two dudes trying to be alive trying to become waiters that's what it's about with

00:47:25.680 some love stories in there and um some other type shit but you feel me but it's got that

00:47:33.740 busboy mentality in it you know i'll be a waiter or i'll get my shit some other way but we

00:47:42.700 even if i work at the restaurant bitch we so that's the movie it's gonna be out i can't believe

00:47:51.300 it it's kind of scary too because if nobody goes and sees you're like oh shit all right

00:47:54.580 but that's okay too right i mean it'll bump me out but that is okay you know uh i'm proud of like

00:48:02.280 what we've done i'm proud that we did something you know i feel lucky i got to do something with

00:48:06.700 david spade man like you know i don't even deserve that kind of stuff and i don't mean that in a

00:48:13.880 negative way about myself but um yeah he's just such an immense talent and to be able to just be

00:48:22.300 around him and spend time and the fact that we ended up down this road together and here we are

00:48:26.760 it's been a blessing

00:48:29.580 and yeah I can't even

00:48:32.980 but like it's weird to say like yeah I'm in a movie

00:48:35.180 I mean anybody could be in a movie

00:48:37.060 I mean you know what I'm saying Kim Kardashian was in a short

00:48:39.500 one with some cock in it

00:48:40.840 so anybody could be in a film

00:48:42.780 but um

00:48:44.500 but yeah

00:48:46.700 that we made this and that our friends showed up to help us

00:48:49.460 make this man

00:48:50.460 you know

00:48:51.940 yeah and just

00:48:55.360 the actress and actresses in it but i think i know there's some funny parts in it i know you'll

00:49:01.340 laugh i'm curious i think i'm just super curious like what is okay to do in a movie what is you

00:49:06.500 know what could we do differently i mean dude we got the first day we started shooting got moved

00:49:12.900 by a week at the last minute like two days before we got moved by a week because of the fires that

00:49:19.400 were out in california um that were like a year and a half ago or whatever uh well whenever the

00:49:26.040 uh pasadena fires and the um palisades fires so that was correct i mean just there was so many

00:49:32.480 things that were like is this gonna happen but it happened and um yeah so yeah there's some

00:49:42.160 yeah like there's just some it's just like i hope you'll find some joy in it it's a fun

00:49:48.060 it's lighthearted it's goofy it's dumb it's fun uh and yeah it's a dream come true to be able to

00:49:57.600 do it and I promise you that if this one goes well we will find other things to make if I'm not

00:50:04.320 if I don't do good and it's I'm not the one to be in the other things that's fine but we'll create

00:50:08.960 other projects that are funny that people want to see you know because that's really what needs to

00:50:14.800 happen you know at least to respect other people's point of view of comedy you know you know and to

00:50:21.500 just to care like just you know i don't even i don't even know if i mean voices that aren't out

00:50:26.220 there but it's just like you know there's shit that's different and yeah i just i promise that

00:50:37.520 we'll make other cool stuff whether we're in it or not but we'll write it or we'll do something

00:50:43.360 you know um so yeah that's where i'm at you know so let's get this thing out there bro

00:50:51.880 but just one more time tickets uh will be on sale uh monday march 16th you can buy them at

00:51:00.200 busboysmovie.com so you'll be able to get those busboysmovie.com if they don't have it in your

00:51:06.660 area that's okay it'll notice what area has been looked up and then as soon as these first

00:51:12.660 Um, I think hundred theaters fill up or something if we can sell those then it's going to let us sell more

00:51:18.160 So it's an experiment, you know, it's an experiment and um, I appreciate you guys's patience

00:51:23.540 It's i've spent so many hours editing going through watching

00:51:29.640 You know, there's so many choices that you are a part of and uh

00:51:33.060 In this and I learned a ton and um, yeah

00:51:36.280 And just yeah, thank you so much. I can't even believe it

00:51:38.980 It's just crazy to even get to do it whether people hate it or love it

00:51:42.440 I don't give a shit what the critics think.

00:51:44.540 Fuck them.

00:51:45.240 The critics don't know shit, you know?

00:51:47.780 The critics don't know shit.

00:51:49.100 Remember that.

00:51:50.400 The critics don't know shit.

00:51:52.600 The critic is some schmuck who's sitting over there who never did shit.

00:51:58.500 That's the critic.

00:52:00.780 That's the critic.

00:52:02.800 Some guy with a pen and a fucking, he probably didn't even have a dip in.

00:52:07.960 he probably didn't even have his zen in his cheek

00:52:11.580 to fuck him

00:52:13.000 the critic don't know shit

00:52:14.800 I hope the critics hate this shit

00:52:17.580 fuck them

00:52:20.000 look I'm a critic now

00:52:21.500 hey critics

00:52:22.220 y'all fucking suck

00:52:24.880 there boom I just did your whole job

00:52:28.040 in fucking four seconds bitch

00:52:29.520 alright

00:52:32.000 now let's get to some calls from some

00:52:34.080 bus boys

00:52:34.800 some players that

00:52:37.900 been in the game, boy. You know what I'm talking about. Let's go, bro. And look, I want other

00:52:44.420 busboys to call in. Some of these are good. And so I want some other busboys to call in too and

00:52:48.220 hit the hotline. I like to throw these in from time to time just to respect the culture and keep

00:52:52.400 it going. The hotline as always is 985-664-9503. Or you can go to the website, theovan.com. There's

00:53:01.040 a place you can leave, send a video on there as well. If you want to send a video version of you

00:53:05.540 when we can put that in the show.

00:53:07.920 So those are the two ways

00:53:09.060 where you can get in touch and communicate.

00:53:10.820 As well, if something's going on in your life

00:53:12.280 and is big or small,

00:53:13.660 or if you just want to say something

00:53:15.720 or if you're scared about something,

00:53:16.860 you want to get it off your chest.

00:53:18.640 If there's something that you feel like

00:53:20.120 me bringing up on here could be of help or service,

00:53:24.320 I'm going to try to do a better job

00:53:25.640 of doing more solo episodes.

00:53:26.680 It's been hard for me.

00:53:28.680 For some reason, doing solos,

00:53:31.620 it takes a lot of stress.

00:53:33.260 It creates a lot of stress in me.

00:53:35.040 I don't know what it is

00:53:36.120 it could just be

00:53:37.120 what's going on right now

00:53:38.200 and

00:53:38.600 just the busyness of life

00:53:41.400 I don't know

00:53:42.000 it used to be

00:53:43.120 a little easier for me

00:53:44.100 you know

00:53:44.420 have you tried to

00:53:45.120 but it's just

00:53:47.520 gotten tougher

00:53:48.220 over the years

00:53:48.700 and so

00:53:49.060 but maybe that will change

00:53:50.660 but yeah

00:53:51.420 I do want to be able

00:53:52.160 to continue to have

00:53:53.020 just more of a

00:53:54.860 personal relationship

00:53:55.620 and maybe that's something

00:53:56.660 I need to pray about

00:53:57.640 and can pray about

00:54:00.160 so

00:54:01.300 anyway

00:54:03.300 love you guys

00:54:04.300 The hotline, 985-664-9503.

00:54:08.040 Let's get to some calls.

00:54:10.160 Hey, Theo, this is Jacob from Cincinnati area.

00:54:13.440 What's up, Jacob?

00:54:14.960 Nice to hear from you.

00:54:16.260 Sorry you guys just lost Trey Hendrickson there.

00:54:18.920 I saw that.

00:54:20.500 But blessings onward, baby.

00:54:23.780 I saw your Instagram story talking about busboys.

00:54:26.640 I used to be a busboy back in high school.

00:54:29.680 Thank you for your service, brother.

00:54:32.080 My sophomore and my junior year.

00:54:34.300 At a pretty high-end restaurant, and I think the craziest thing that happened to me there,

00:54:40.620 well, I saw some tits once, but that's not, I mean.

00:54:43.740 That's normal shit, bro.

00:54:45.100 That's street shit.

00:54:46.240 You could see a tit anywhere, bro.

00:54:48.200 Close your eyes.

00:54:49.040 Open them bitches.

00:54:51.280 Might see one.

00:54:52.600 Onward.

00:54:53.700 I don't know, man.

00:54:54.760 I'm more of a butt guy myself, but.

00:54:56.780 Bro, a butt is just a big tits on the back, bro, with no nipples, with no milk in them.

00:55:01.480 That's all a butt is.

00:55:02.980 Let's hear it.

00:55:03.640 I uh there's one day I was working I agreed at this table and this lady was mad she's like can

00:55:09.960 I have a lobster bisque I said yeah let me grab my waitress real quick and she started ripping my

00:55:14.700 ass she's like you don't need to go tell her this and tell her that just go get me the lobster bisque

00:55:19.400 and I was like all right well you know some time goes by and she gets up to go to the restroom so

00:55:27.740 I go over there to check on the brother.

00:55:30.860 And he says, hey, man, how old are you?

00:55:37.200 I said, I'm 16, sir.

00:55:39.740 He's like, oh, never mind.

00:55:41.280 I said, well, why do you ask?

00:55:43.500 He said, oh, my wife loves redheads.

00:55:46.400 I forgot to mention I'm a jitter.

00:55:48.500 But I'm assuming that he wanted me to have sex with his wife in front of him.

00:55:53.540 and uh you know i don't think i would have done it uh maybe for the right price and shit but yeah

00:56:00.640 anyways dear i love you man love you too brother praise god and he almost got um

00:56:05.320 he almost got a sex trafficked or whatever there by an urban couple and

00:56:08.900 you know that's the kind of shit uh that's happening bro when you had high-end shit

00:56:16.680 anything could happen bro you might get sex trafficked or whatever when you had a low-end

00:56:21.180 place where if you had a you know if you're working at a subway or something like that or

00:56:25.560 more of like a lower tier fast you know you're lucky you're lucky if somebody tries to touch

00:56:30.340 your ass or whatever or something or somebody tries to fucking put their hand in your pants

00:56:35.000 real fast and pull it out and get a quick sniff of your dick boy but if you had a high-end place

00:56:40.560 you might actually get traffic you know not some fucking hand sniffing dick monkey over there

00:56:45.080 trying to rub on you or whatever but what i'm saying is this dude uh yeah they wanted that

00:56:51.380 ginger boy they wanted that fucking little firework you feel me they wanted that fucking

00:56:57.560 spicy candle but that's okay bro that's the kind of shit when you work high-end shit you at least

00:57:03.600 get job opportunities bro i always tell my friends if you're working in a high-end place you might

00:57:09.560 get a job opportunity bro hey bro thanks for your service bro type shit we out boy blm dude glm too

00:57:17.660 kind of uh all right let's hear this hey what's up theo love from new jersey this is charlie

00:57:29.560 i was a busboy at my brother's steakhouse and the best part about being a busboy is

00:57:36.080 you can be fed you got a lot of food in the back there so you can snag on the food

00:57:41.180 and um you know being a bus boy might not be the best job but be the best bus boy you can be

00:57:49.400 bro what are you fucking richard nixon or something dude we're just trying to freaking

00:57:54.360 clean up the tables twin you feel me dog but i got you but i don't you don't always get food

00:58:00.440 in the bag dude i worked at this one place and they would they would have soup but we could only

00:58:04.100 eat it when it was really hot bro if the shit got too kind of cooled off the dude wouldn't let us

00:58:08.620 eat it so he like watching kids eat that hot soup or whatever that guy was a per uh maybe a

00:58:14.360 pedophile or whatever but but we didn't know him that good we was employees you know um but yeah

00:58:20.780 but yeah i feel you do you worked at your brother's steakhouse and you got fed bro it

00:58:25.080 sounded like you was just over there hanging out boy that's fucking gentrification bro

00:58:29.580 All right, let's take another call here.

00:58:33.320 Hey, Theo.

00:58:34.540 This is Ryan.

00:58:36.040 So I used to bus tables at this seafood place,

00:58:39.480 and there's this old guy who came in all the time.

00:58:43.020 We're talking in late 70s, quiet,

00:58:45.560 always sat at the same two-top by the window.

00:58:48.780 Every single visit, he ordered the same thing,

00:58:51.640 a dozen raw oysters and iced tea.

00:58:54.540 Now, if you've ever been a busboy,

00:58:57.140 you know the rule nobody says out loud,

00:58:58.960 you know the table leaves and there's food that looks untouched you know it's fair game yeah you

00:59:05.260 can have a little so the guy finishes up pays leaves and goes over and you know i go over to

00:59:12.060 clear the table and there's still a couple oysters they're still sitting in the shelves

00:59:16.500 and they look perfect oh bro them bitches don't look perfect bro going near somebody else's

00:59:23.280 oysters dude that's crazy bro let's hear it lemon wedge cocktail sauce the whole setup

00:59:30.400 honestly look like you barely touched them oh bro dog i don't care if somebody even just a

00:59:37.480 little bit touched an oyster bro i ain't even showing up at that thing now a scallop bro scallop

00:59:43.080 is just a fucking big gay oyster bro it's just basically like a bear in the gay community or

00:59:47.520 whatever but amongst shellfish let's hear more scallops they suck and i'm hungry i've been

00:59:53.400 running around for like six hours so i look around the dining room real quick nobody's paying

00:59:58.520 attention i grab one of the oysters hit it with a little lemon and just slurp it right down there

01:00:03.180 while i'm clearing the plates a couple minutes later i'm back in the kitchen and one of the

01:00:07.720 servers goes hey did you clear that old guy's oysters table i'm like yeah and she goes did he

01:00:13.880 do his weird thing again now i'm already nervous and i'm like what weird thing and she goes oh he

01:00:21.040 doesn't actually eat them he just sucks on them for the flavor and spits them back in the shell

01:00:27.080 man when i tell you the entire kitchen turn and look me because by that point the oyster was long

01:00:32.800 gone the dishwasher just starts laughing goes bro you ate a secondhand oyster and the whole

01:00:37.740 the worst part about it was just everybody knew this guy did that like it was just a known thing

01:00:42.780 about him nobody told the new bus nobody nobody told me this so that's the day i learned important

01:00:47.640 restaurant rule uh if a food's still sitting at customer's plate there's there's probably a reason

01:00:52.640 bruh don't you can't be eating nobody's oyster like that bruh damn bruh i can't even imagine that

01:01:03.780 oh it makes my fucking lungs hurt right now hearing you say that you bastard why would you do that

01:01:10.380 Why would you do that?

01:01:13.260 Why would you do that?

01:01:17.540 I just don't understand why you would do that.

01:01:25.200 God.

01:01:29.680 Oh, oh.

01:01:32.280 Bro, that's bad, dog.

01:01:35.580 My buddy used to be like that boy.

01:01:37.620 My boy Josh, we used to work over there at Morton's.

01:01:39.980 seafood over there on the chafunk the river down there in louisiana madison view and uh we were

01:01:47.500 bus boys back then shit and we was always like trying to finish off a little bit of food or that

01:01:53.520 and sometimes the shrimps i didn't notice the shrimps if they eat if somebody eats a peeled

01:01:58.600 shrimp sometimes a little bit gets hit gets kind of kept down by the tail over there and he would

01:02:04.180 peel off that last little outside part and just get that last bit of snack off that thing boy

01:02:09.060 he was like that though

01:02:11.340 he was like that bro

01:02:13.200 he was a real he got his GED

01:02:14.920 let's hear another

01:02:17.420 call on it

01:02:18.860 yo Theo this is Jackson

01:02:21.120 I got a crazy story for you

01:02:23.660 I was a busboy

01:02:25.200 at a

01:02:25.940 I mean the worst

01:02:28.680 you could possibly imagine

01:02:30.140 oh which one was it every single one

01:02:32.280 let's hear more

01:02:33.760 I'm talking like just

01:02:36.380 people throwing stuff everywhere

01:02:38.480 it was a mess we know who you're talking about when you say people as well but let's hear more

01:02:44.220 but this one time this whole group of people 15 people came in they seemed nice they seemed real

01:02:51.740 nice apparently it was a graduation and one of the boys just graduated and the rest of the guys

01:02:59.220 were very happy they decided they were going to order the all you can eat pancakes just one of

01:03:06.120 And I have to explain to 15, 17-year-olds

01:03:11.000 that you can't buy just one all-you-can-eat pancakes.

01:03:14.700 You got to buy 15 all-you-can-eat pancakes.

01:03:18.020 Let's just say they beat my ass

01:03:19.620 and I had to give them all-you-can-eat pancakes.

01:03:22.040 I don't even believe that story.

01:03:23.820 They beat your ass at a Denny's.

01:03:27.080 But first of all, that might be true.

01:03:28.360 Nobody would even notice.

01:03:29.100 But then you just gave them all-you-can-eat pancakes?

01:03:31.000 I don't even believe that.

01:03:32.660 Thank you for the call.

01:03:34.040 Do you believe that, Trevin?

01:03:36.120 I mean, shit happens at Denny's, bro.

01:03:38.460 They beat his ass, and then he's continued to work for the day?

01:03:42.760 Tears in his eyes.

01:03:44.640 I don't know.

01:03:45.400 I appreciate the call, Jackson.

01:03:46.760 I just do not believe it.

01:03:49.500 Is it wrong for me to say that, Trevin?

01:03:51.680 No, I mean, it's a fair assumption.

01:03:53.640 Okay.

01:03:54.160 And I'm sorry you got hurt if you did get hurt.

01:03:57.920 But I don't think you did.

01:04:01.360 All right.

01:04:04.640 Theo, my brother.

01:04:06.120 I used to be a busboy slash kind of bar back for this steakhouse in Nashville.

01:04:12.500 And I worked there for like, I don't know, a year and a half.

01:04:16.180 And basically, I would just kind of pick up dishes from the table sometimes and, you know, cut fruit for the bartender and stuff.

01:04:23.440 But I would, you know, I would clock in at like 3.30 in the afternoon and I would leave at like 10.30 at night.

01:04:28.620 And I maybe worked, I mean, I maybe did two hours of work while I was there.

01:04:33.860 And so after about a year and a half of working there, the manager pulls me into the office one day and he goes, hey, man, we're going to eliminate your position.

01:04:45.120 We don't really think that we need a bar back.

01:04:47.500 And I said, you don't.

01:04:51.040 I wasn't even mad.

01:04:52.060 I was like, yeah, I was like, I've been working here for a year and a half and I don't really know what I do, to be totally honest with you.

01:04:58.240 And I've always imagined that that's what it would be like to work for the federal government.

01:05:02.240 so yeah that was my experience uh amen man that's from a guy ethan anderson uh thank you bro yeah

01:05:10.160 that's a dude i agree i mean they just voted to let pet like perverts keep spending money out of

01:05:16.460 a slush fund or whatever the government our government has sold us up the river brother

01:05:20.620 so i'm just glad that you had a job even for a little bit that'll be it one day we'll be in a

01:05:25.580 museum even if you had a job just for a week or something and be like oh tell us about what it was

01:05:29.380 like there'll be three people left um that's great man that's great stuff bro i said you you

01:05:37.300 don't um all right let's see what else we got here there's a great one too that i'm gonna i'm

01:05:44.780 gonna play after this i uh i've been a busboy i don't know for a while currently on type shit

01:05:52.960 big dog stay in the game bro stay in the freaking game dude just wear knee braces or whatever if

01:06:00.200 things are getting bad stay in the game but the wildest story i had was probably i was working at

01:06:06.500 pf chang's and uh i found someone's panties under the uh table and i had to uh get to the back of

01:06:14.340 the kitchen but you know thank you to give them to the back of the kitchen for what oh what did

01:06:21.500 They want them some perv back there huffing on them bitches, boy.

01:06:31.100 Been there, daddy.

01:06:32.200 We've all been there, huh?

01:06:35.460 To be young.

01:06:38.360 Hey, honey.

01:06:41.040 Have you tried the green chilies?

01:06:44.100 All right, let's get one more here.

01:06:46.400 Yeah, dude, the things you'd find under the table, bro.

01:06:48.960 I found a molar under one table one time.

01:06:53.020 We had a dude left his ashes, his buddy's ashes or whatever from a fire death burning thing or whatever, funerals.

01:07:06.240 Trying to think.

01:07:07.760 Yeah, panties or whatever, bro.

01:07:10.720 And if that's at P.F. Chang's you was at, that shit's popping, though.

01:07:13.760 P.F. Chang's was nice, though.

01:07:16.160 At a certain time, bro, that shit was nice.

01:07:18.960 all right let's get one more here i love this one i think we'll probably finish on this one

01:07:26.660 for now we'll see and we might do some more next week next time we do a solo i like this

01:07:30.460 i like kind of seeing what kind of people were doing what bus boys tell me about it bus girls

01:07:35.940 who was out there when now we didn't have a lot of bus girls bro the bus boys had to try to try

01:07:41.680 to flirt with the hostesses but we were kind of too low class for them so really the waiters got

01:07:46.380 the hostesses really to date them so busboys was always out now that was the thing about being bus

01:07:52.220 boys you're always on your own bro you're always this outsider group you weren't really the kitchen

01:07:56.220 they didn't respect you to cook they respected you to carry the food from the cook to the table

01:08:01.840 that was it they respected you to have the food for about seven or eight seconds that's as much

01:08:06.840 respect as they gave you when you was a bus boy they didn't respect you to cook it they didn't

01:08:12.800 respect none of that shit they didn't respect you they they said for seven seconds you could

01:08:17.620 carry this over there that's how much respect they have for you onward here's a call right here

01:08:23.100 this is from jason v hi theo i used to be a bus boy at a couple different restaurants

01:08:29.540 the first restaurant was the burger bar in stockbridge michigan it was owned by my uncle

01:08:36.780 danny who was a vietnam war veteran he loved asian women he used to tell me growing up all the time

01:08:42.440 he's like get you an oriental woman jason they cook they clean they don't talk back he owned the

01:08:51.060 burger bar and i worked with him and the manager of the burger bar was my mom so i worked with my

01:08:56.460 mom uncle danny was the owner and my mom was the manager and my mom had a relationship with her

01:09:05.060 first cousin steve that was the son of my uncle danny and steve was in the outlaws motorcycle club

01:09:10.920 of course road name was push rod and i eventually got out of that environment and i grew up and i

01:09:17.920 got my own car and i became a bus boy at the ground ground in jackson michigan i worked a

01:09:24.900 few days a week there and i worked on kids night which was tuesday night and they used to have

01:09:30.880 this clown come in and this clown was named planko planko was in his fucking late 40s or

01:09:36.940 50s or some shit and he was named after that price is right game because he and his mom were

01:09:44.020 like really close and she fucking died of cancer or some shit and he just called himself plinko

01:09:48.720 the clown plinko didn't have a driver's license i don't know if plinko was ever legal to drive in

01:09:56.040 the state of michigan and i used to have to pick him up for work my boss would give me like an

01:10:01.100 extra twenty dollars if i would pick up plinko and i formed a relationship with him he would buy

01:10:07.140 me booze all the fucking time let me smoke cigarettes and i would pick him up and he put

01:10:12.760 his clown makeup on as we were driving to the ground round and he would basically i don't think

01:10:19.100 they i don't think the ground round paid plinko i think they paid him in fucking alcohol because

01:10:23.600 he would just get fucking hammered and he would make these kids like these fucked up balloon

01:10:28.720 animals like not even balloon animals like balloon items like he had like a fucking hatchet he would

01:10:34.020 make and like a balloon machine gun and he would just be sitting in the back as i was busting

01:10:39.820 tables and he would be drinking and he would be like i fucking hate kids and i gave plinko a ride

01:10:46.600 home and after i quit the ground round plinko actually hooked me up with this dude that he was

01:10:53.200 friends with and his name was detroit rick and we used to sell cable the scramblers out of the

01:10:59.520 back of detroit rick oh yeah cable to scramblers dude that shit was hype big industry onward

01:11:04.740 van it was like a cash only thing i made a lot of money then after that i joined the army national

01:11:13.200 guard and i became a recruiter for the national guard i hope this information helps thank you for

01:11:17.960 your service thank you for your service jason v that's dude that is thank you bro thank you

01:11:25.780 i was losing hope in humanity and in myself and you just restored it with a good story

01:11:33.520 i appreciate that sometimes that's sometimes that's all we need you know yeah thank you bro

01:11:40.560 But that is thank you for your service, Jason V, and for your service as an Army National Guardsman.

01:11:51.700 That's it.

01:11:52.800 That's it for today.

01:11:54.280 Happy St. Patrick's Day.

01:11:57.040 You know, try the green chilies.

01:11:59.920 Try them on St. Paddy's Day.

01:12:01.100 Try them for St. Paddy's.

01:12:02.060 Put them in your St. Paddy's food.

01:12:03.500 That's a green additive.

01:12:07.540 What else?

01:12:08.540 That's about it.

01:12:09.380 you know

01:12:10.900 hang in there

01:12:12.520 we'll keep our heads up

01:12:13.840 we keep doing our best

01:12:15.200 we live to fight another day

01:12:17.880 busboysmovie.com

01:12:23.840 that's where you can go get a ticket if you like

01:12:25.440 busboysmovie.com

01:12:27.220 yeah

01:12:28.760 anyway

01:12:29.480 God bless you guys

01:12:30.840 be good to yourselves

01:12:32.620 because you deserve it

01:12:37.040 you know you do

01:12:38.140 we have to be good to ourselves and uh and one day at a time you know one day at a time whatever's

01:12:44.300 going on if something's tough in your life you don't have to you don't don't think i have to

01:12:49.000 deal with for this my whole life or i can't do this my whole life or i can't do this or this

01:12:53.220 just all you all you just can i do this today

01:12:57.100 that's been helping me recently uh can i do this today can i get through this today

01:13:04.660 But yeah

01:13:08.600 Thank you guys for paying attention

01:13:10.640 And I appreciate the support

01:13:13.340 And

01:13:14.240 Gang gang

01:13:17.040 Have you tried the green chillies

01:13:19.000 Hey buddy

01:13:20.040 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

01:13:23.380 And I feel I'm falling

01:13:24.980 Like these leaves

01:13:26.340 I must be

01:13:27.340 Cornerstone

01:13:29.660 Oh

01:13:32.280 But when I reach that ground

01:13:34.220 I'll share this peace of mind I found

01:13:37.040 I can feel it in my bones

01:13:40.540 But it's gonna tell you

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