#657 - Bobby Lee
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1 hour and 54 minutes
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Summary
Bobby Lee is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and one of my good friends. He's funny, smart, and down to earth and I'm so thankful to have him on this episode of the podcast.
Transcript
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Today's guest is a stand-up comedian, a podcaster, and one of the heroes of my heart, this beautiful little Leachie.
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You know he's my good friend, and I'm so thankful to spend time with him.
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oh no leave that on that shit's tough dude it's heavy it is okay sorry it's heavy
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dude you look like daniel day lewis a little bit
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dude you look like idris alba to me dude you think so yeah dude bring up idris alba yeah
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you know what idris looks like dog just in the dick you mean huh no your dick is medium
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But I think we can put our hands however you want.
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Israel is definitely doing a lot of things.
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Yeah, yeah, he loves the chunk factor, you know what I mean?
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Because if I was a gay guy, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, just like a, um, I just want, I want to know the flavor.
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What part do you lick the top or the bottom?
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yeah yeah what do you mean historically no i mean i'm just saying what do you mean historically
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i just mean like over yeah i'm not nam i know yeah yeah yeah i'm korean dude i know yeah there's
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no jungles in korea dog i don't know when you say history you do know i'm saying historically
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historically you've been watching platoon you've been watching you know i mean all kinds of movies
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And so, you know, there's a lot of cool omakase restaurants there.
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And what is omakase for people that don't know it?
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Tell me because I don't think you fucking know, dog.
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No, I don't know what Omocasa stands for, but I know what it is.
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Okay, so an Omocasa restaurant is, it's a set menu.
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They'll tell you what you're going to get from beginning to end.
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And generally, my rule, if I'm with a date, you know, I have a girlfriend now.
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Why are you doing it if you have a girlfriend?
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I choke myself and I kill myself in the heart, dog.
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Yeah, because you'll get testicular cancer.
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There's guys that, like, some people, their eyes go bad or whatever.
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no anyway um omakasa is this you have a set you look like a bug that played for the red hot chili
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peppers right now dude you look what you look good i look good yeah i looked real good so omakasa is
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like um set menu so we went to one place you look like a fireman like in san francisco kind of like
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a little bit yeah i do but i was over i was in the fire yeah right or you just had something i got
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lost and i'm like in the fire like i don't know what to do that type yeah yeah and you brought
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yeah what you know that's why i was that well that's what i told you before that when i said
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that um i've kissed the tip of a penis you know what i mean what do you mean why do you keep
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doing that it just makes the back of my neck i know but it's just it's a flavor thing oh yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah i was that's how we got into the omakasa thing it's a flavor thing yeah well
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you if you went to omakasa whatever they gave you you'd eat it right try it okay yeah yeah
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it's like they had a penis we'd kiss it it's like a glory hole for food or whatever
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a glory hope for food well it's like
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whatever's in there that's what you get or what that's what you get yeah so no matter what they
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give you you just i just eat because it's supposed to be like you know i mean elegant or you know
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what i mean avant-garde avant-garde it's epstein class yeah you know what i mean you know what i
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mean yeah bb yeah yeah it's like off the epstein tasting menu or whatever it's just like young
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fish or whatever please let's stop sorry let's move on let's move on we'll take that out yeah
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yeah let me take that out but um so basically um i don't know how i got into the pp thing but let's
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do a prayer okay no but you said you had tasted a little wiener or something or you had a little
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years ago i tasted the tip and one was it on a what type of person was it on color yeah yeah or
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style color can we go style yeah style rave oh at a rave no a raver a raver yeah yeah so you just
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took a nip off a little raver wing yeah you know what you're saying which what you do yeah cultural
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oh yeah glow sticks yeah you'd have glow sticks right oh and then you would right yeah and then
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every once in a while you just come out right and you take a little taste of the
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salty tip yeah dude that's yeah yeah it's cultural so basically you've been a couple major laser
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shows is what you're saying that's exactly that's like exactly what i'm saying just say that yeah
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yeah you never kissed a tip oh no man yeah how about you have i have you had opportunities still
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i mean i've definitely i remember when i was a child you always try to get a real close dander
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at your own wiener you know i don't know southern language dude you're gonna have to describe it to
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me like i'm sure if you're a kid a lot of young uh we can't talk about children but yeah yeah a lot
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of people that haven't grown up fully will try to like i've never tried it we'll try to just yeah
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i never tried it i i have i never got i never if i had been raised with yoga right and i could bend
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that way you know what i mean like i had like a you know i mean a master yeah as a kid you know
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i mean bobby son you know we have to strengthen your spine yeah and you go why master right so
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Karate's just kicking like invisible people.
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Also in the UFC, you never say, he's a karate guy.
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Yeah, no one's out there at UFC doing tai chi, right?
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so it's like you know um yeah it's never one of his credits is like his mom wanted him to be able
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to defend himself you know yeah yeah yeah yeah rarely you see taekwondo in ufc right it's usually
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boxers kickboxers um jiu-jitsu guys wrestlers what is some of the stuff nick knows actually
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so let's go to nick on that yeah uh yeah i mean he named all the big ones there's a few select
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karate guys steven wonderboy thompson mvp yeah but jiu-jitsu and uh taekwondo i think are the
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Dear Heavenly Father, Lord and Savior, Father of all,
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thank you so much of the gratitude of the fish in the sea.
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Yeah, because the prayer stopped because you interrupted.
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the war that i want to start with theo because i did one line in his movie and he put me on the
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fucking poster that's my prayer dude sorry yeah i mean as if i was in the movie he put me straight
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up in the middle of a movie poster dear lord when i had one fucking life sorry for swearing lord but
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i'm very angry i have a war in my heart it's yeah yeah yeah yeah you know one line and no i'm not
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done right i also had a patch over my face so most people didn't even know who was fucking me
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you know lord please give me the forgiveness you know i mean and the solitude and the confinement
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and the love for theo amen amen yeah oh thank you god us boys go watch it in your local theater
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And streaming and streaming, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, Nguyen. Nguyen. Yeah. Oh, that's how they say it.
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You'll be like, dude, are we going or not?
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I wish you weren't available for more days, for one.
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If you had a line in my movie, I would put you on the poster.
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But I should have asked you about it, though, probably.
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is right and i like to be real and my i want to say something real to you is is that um i'm ready
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to hear it sorry i get it i'm ready to hear it man no i just said it okay yeah i mean so i get
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the bus bus it was just a joke the prayer right and um you know i mean but i have to admit when
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i first saw it i was annoyed yep you know and i have to tell you that as a friend thank you yeah
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yeah yeah this was the much wider used poster i think oh here we go what are you pakistan
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uh you're pakistan all of a sudden trying to be middle this dude's poster yeah nah dude
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right we're at war guy yeah dude nothing nothing you can do all right he has a 15 point plan i got
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a 10 point plan they ain't mixing right like i got a six point i got a 40 yeah yeah it ain't
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happening so my point is is this okay you know i really like you know i mean because i've heard
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your stance on rogan you know i mean um about your feelings toward you know what's going on
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especially in that area of the region i really in the middle east no dude in austin alhambra
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oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what's going on over there yeah bro bubble shops are shutting
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down we're shooting pool with j-rod today no you follow j-rod dude he's the best no i don't know
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my point is is that i really you know i think i agree with you with a lot of these things that
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you're saying you know i mean i don't say it out loud because um you know i'm a libtard
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i've always have and i always will be i've always have been you think so oh yeah i mean who is we're
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all liberal about some stuff i think we're all just whatever oh you are oh yeah yeah yeah no
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I mean, I don't, you know, I don't talk about politics, but I just want to-
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This is the first time I've ever brought it up.
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And I want to say to you that I like what you're saying about it.
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And, you know, all you have to do is you have to ask a question, and you go,
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why is this happening and you do some research right and then you figure it out you have critical
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thinking and you go and then you look at the past and it's a little confusing you know and i have a
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lot of questions why are you looking at me like that you know i'm just trying to absorb what
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you're saying yeah these are things that you know huh hello no i'm just saying right now you look
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like a like kind of like a wasp that listens to 311 kind of why does it do why does it always have
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to be a put down you're right sorry you know what i mean yeah you're right yeah i'm giving you a
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compliment you look like i look like a mosquito from some sort of southern land yeah dude you
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know put it back on then i'll give you a better one yeah give me another one all right you look
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like the uh oh you look like the eighth dwarf homie yeah you know what i'm saying there's like
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sleepy yeah what am i dude sleepy sneezy dopey yeah and ramen no no it's gotta be e oh yeah
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And it's just a Chinese guy with a fucking handful of chocolate.
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I was thinking about some of the stories you told back where you grew up and stuff.
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Would it translate to y'all's culture, you think?
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my culture and y'all's culture we have the same fucking culture what the fuck are you talking
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about what you know what i'm saying no no i don't know what you're saying i'm an american
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no no no i'm tired of this shit i'm not saying yeah yeah you are probably you're doing this
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thing again i'm not i've never done anything oh you're saying you're trying to separate us
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when we're the same you and i have the same empathy all right you're a very sensitive guy
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are you not yeah yeah yeah yes yeah yeah i think that you have um a tad bit of adhd
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okay okay and these are things that you that's why we're friends because i understand these
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things about you you know what i mean and you're a sensitive empathetic gay dude really whoa
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dude i mean let's be real huh and you've kissed the tip i've never had yes you have you've kissed
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the tip dude dude i never even went by anybody's winner in my whole life one dude like was trying
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to get us to like play navy in his bathtub or whatever and dude i fucking i didn't i didn't
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re-enlist huh i didn't re-enlist all right no i wouldn't dude i signed up for the draft for that
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game yeah yeah i was on that boat dude but if you if you if they who would you fight for if they
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a draft I mean here's the thing dude if they said because I'm 54 so they said there's a draft and
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we're extending the age to 55 I think I have a compelling reason to get out what is it well
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one of them is is that I will kill more of us than them I'll go and I'll go in a circle
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I would kill more people than them, right?
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So if I was in a jungle fighting in a war,
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If I was a POW, don't eat just the half of my wiener a little bit.
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I would cut all of it, your testicles and your penis, right?
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And I would tuck everything inside a hole.
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And then at your funeral, people would go, Theo, what was a fucking trans man?
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Dude, what if I was a trans man and they'd bury me in a trans am, dude?
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Do you just threaten to eat my wiener in a fictional story?
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Some of it seems today to be a lot and a little bit threatening.
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When you say I'm just going to nip off the end or whatever
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But I don't want my wiener to be missing the end of it
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If you died in the war, and I would literally take your tags, right, I would bury you, I'd make a little tombstone, here lies comedian Theo Vaughn, and I wouldn't do anything, you know what I mean?
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You wouldn't do anything in my body to desecrate it?
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Dude, I'd fucking have a little bit of your ass, boy.
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You remember, you know, that last day of a school year, you get out.
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And I remember walking down the street because my bike,
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somebody stole my bike and I saw that beautiful thing.
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And I couldn't, I didn't even know they had, you could put that much.
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um but um you look like Tokyo Drift AF bro right now thank you man another one huh huh
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she's gonna keep going I'm just gonna look like Tokyo Drift is fuck it's a fun game um movie I
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mean huh hello yeah I'm just saying okay so in a war now what would you do in a war yeah I would
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okay hold on okay yeah yeah chill out man we're fighting again let me let me give you the
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circumstances okay give me the circumstances yeah yeah we're doing Vietnam 2 there's gotta
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be a sequel yeah because we lost the last one did y'all y'all i'm always on your team
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what do you mean y'all i was born here guy okay yeah yeah i know yeah yeah you do yeah but i'm
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saying yeah yeah i'd still be dude if i was an american soldier i'd still be wearing this hat
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you would oh yeah that's good yeah so i can sneak on to the other side bro we would do with the
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we would be in the best military ever you and i yeah oh yeah yeah dude we would fucking stay up
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that our own government would sell to its soldiers.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we're like shooting opium, right?
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Bro, I just want to be straight and help my country
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I'm straight too, dude, I have a girlfriend now
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Dude, here's what we'd be doing, we'd be staying up late
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And we'd get pissed off, and I would cut one of my nipples off
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And just throw it, and you'd catch it in your mouth
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It doesn't even apply to both of us, so I won't sing it
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Well there's kind of like a moment of remembrance
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like my my stepdad and he was in the wars right and he what war i don't know he was in at least
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two two two out of three and he went to he would take my mom to the chinese buffet
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it was called the war no no in town he would take this mama they had like this place called
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yellow bellies or whatever it was a chinese buffet or whatever i don't remember what was
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it called let's even look it up but he would take my he would take my mom over there i'm not even
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joking dude huh yeah yeah he would i'm not joking bobby no it's not called yellow bellies it was
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there's no way it's called yellow bellies dude bro yeah it was called yellow okay and they changed
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the name they changed one of the letters on the sign yeah yeah to um to like yellow bells or
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whatever oh yeah yeah oh that's better because the eye burnt out or whatever so it was just like
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yellow bells and it was just like oh it was a belly with an eye at them yeah oh that's so funny
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yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying is a play on words oh yeah but it's um so anyway
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what happened was he would after dinner he would always go sit my mom in the car and then he'd go
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back in and he would like apologize to some of the workers that worked there for like things
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that had happened when he was in uh different conflicts yeah yeah yeah wow but we've never
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been in a conflict with china it's a chinese restaurant yeah so your uncle would go into a
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to a country. It wasn't my uncle. It was somebody that my mom
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was smashing. Alright, whoever. Your mom's smashing.
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Somebody my mom was smashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we've never been
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This happens a lot in small towns, Bobby, and this is the truth.
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a lot of small towns if they open up a place that is ethnical in the town and it's different yeah
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they will hire anybody that even looks like that culture to work there so i could get a job at
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yellow belly fuck yeah dude manage it huh management maybe assistant manager okay okay
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you know maybe yeah they might let you manage on sundays yeah but what i'm saying is this
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so he would then he would go in and kind of apologize and you have to think this is something
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kind of crazy yeah so a lot of people went and fought in some of these wars right then they came
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back and they never saw anybody from any of these cultures until like 40 years later when a restaurant
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with some different ethnical food showed up in their town and that's the that's like the they
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never that's kind of crazy to think that you know does it make sense to you let me get this right
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yeah okay so what you're saying is you're let's just call this guy jim okay what do you want to
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call him his name is charlie okay can i call him charlie huh yeah yeah yeah ironic that his name
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is charlie i mean look and he was a nom you were gonna call him that no matter what
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so yeah but sure you can yeah and he died and he wore a lot of rest in peace charlie he wore a lot
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of gloves what you're telling me is charlie came back from the vietnam war yeah didn't see an asian
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person for 40 fucking years yeah right and all of a sudden yellow belly opens a chinese restaurant
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semi-chinese off chinese oh yeah yeah yeah semi-chinese all right and he walked in there
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and because he hadn't seen in a vietnamese person in 40 years he went up to a chinese person
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and apologized for the vietnam war and what he did yeah okay his heart had been changed
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They don't have a Vietnamese restaurant in town
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It's like you just take what you can get bro
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Whose eyes, you know, he's got those low-rider eyes, you know, like.
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Yeah, so what you're saying to me is that, and did he feel, did Charlie feel better about doing that?
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He felt, no, I just think over the years his heart had been, like, he just kind of like, you know, something, you know, he just had probably some remorse.
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And I feel empathy for that, but I'll tell you what the Chinese people were thinking at Yellow Belly.
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You're saying you and I have this conversation a lot?
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I'm happy to be here today working for you, sir
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i apologize what's your name man my name yeah man my name's clark clark clark clark i apologize
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but see how that feels you have hold on yeah you have nothing to do with the fucking vietnam war
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yeah you're a white dude named clark wearing that hat because you just happen to get a job
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I've been working here for almost three months.
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He'd go in there and hit him a little extra.
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It's about these two top gay hockey players, but they're in love.
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I think Gianni and Josh Morrissey might be in it.
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There's a scene in Heated Rivalry when one of the hockey players passes a water bottle, right?
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So I'm going to just show you what one of them does.
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Do it with this hand so that people can see it on the camera.
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But it's also a way to show, like, you know what I mean?
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So if I did that to you, you and I doing a show together at the store,
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yo, Bob, you'll hand me a bottle of water, right?
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And I kind of just briefly with my finger rubbed your finger.
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and I would feel like you were trying to give me, trying to say something to me,
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trying to say something to me with just your finger without even saying something to me that was gay.
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So your grandparents can do that kind of shit
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A Chinese buffet and try and reconcile some differences.
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You can reconcile differences with people that you have to reconcile differences with.
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I'm not attacking you because what you're saying is nonsensical.
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You don't know anything about – you think – here's what you think.
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And I'm going to say what I'm going to say, okay?
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You're giving angry sharecropper energy right now.
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You seem to think that the whole country – I mean, continent of Asia, right, is one block
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that we have the same traditions, language, writings, culture, et cetera.
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So it's like saying, oh, yeah, and Americans like somebody from the Congo.
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What if you said, like, okay, somebody from Mississippi
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One of them probably watches Outer Banks, and one of them probably listens to the soundtrack at the gym of Mississippi Burning or whatever.
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But the continent of North America, how many countries are in there?
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So what I'm saying to you is there's three countries on our continent, which are what?
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Now, is Central America, no, that's a, what is Central America?
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Yeah, that's not a part of okay. This is when the wizard runs out of his magic, right?
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Give me the how many countries I mean, how many countries are in North America?
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This is including Central America. Yeah, but it's Central America North America. I don't think so
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Just just put in North America. How many countries are in North America, bro? No, just let me finish
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how many countries in north america 11 that's central america and stuff it's including but
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yeah in this oh haiti yeah in north america there's three countries okay oh granada so it's
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it's like okay yeah but here's my defense in defense of charlie is defense of who charlie oh
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okay he would bro they don't what i'm saying is in in some in some smaller communities they will
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open up a place that has a cuisine from an area even a realm right so realm what do you mean like
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like lord of the ring shit yeah they'll open up with some fucking mongolorian uh mongolorian
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restaurants those are my favorite or you know what i'm saying they'll open up a month uh mandarin
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yeah or a mongolian stir fry place chinese adjacent they'll yeah chinese adjacent yeah
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yeah yeah so they'll open that up bobby and then people the people that work there first of all
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There's no way anybody there's no way to win this argument. It's fucking crazy. Let me take this hat off
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There's no I'm gonna hear you all the problem with the hair. Oh, yeah, I don't like it
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Yeah, so what there's no way to win this argument
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But I'm so interested to see how you're gonna do it. Go ahead. This is my final rebuttal. All right, go ahead
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And this is like the end of that movie. Have you seen a time to kill? No, give me another movie. All right
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Lincoln lawyer, but I think I'll give me another movie. All right
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bridge over the river kawaii yes i have okay so this is different than that
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okay here's what i'm gonna tell you it's santino it is yeah hold on
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yeah what's up you're on i'm doing theo's so project hail mary is one of the best movies
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i've seen in years i know it was an amazing movie right what's it called bus boys i cried
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i cried like four times i i told you dude that's one of the best movies i've seen in years what's
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called? And then right after I went and I watched
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all around the country. Yeah, and how do you feel about
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We miss you. Love you guys very much. Sorry to interrupt.
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I'll call you later. We'll talk about the movie later.
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No joke. I'm going to tell you after we hang up.
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A lot of times in small communities, Bobby
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It could be a white guy, but he has funny eyes
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Even just a trans chick who can't see that good, right?
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like you like you take what you can get right right and so they'll have people sometimes you'll
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get a mexican guy that's been in a fire even and they'll be like oh this guy's taiwanese or
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something he's not right but people don't know dude they just so i'm just saying like sometimes
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that kind of shit happens and people try to make bridges where they can okay if there was a guy
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that was slightly blue would you think that they were from the movie avatar i'm sure charlie would
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have went up to him you know and offered him a fucking dude speaking of yeah yeah but let's move
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What I'm saying, though, is that this is a small town.
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Bring up that Asian fellow we had on here, that young boy or whatever.
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I don't think we'll find it there, it might stop us
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The full one might be on YouTube, short something
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Did you see those moving slot machines that are going on?
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Oh yeah, they're going to be coming after y'all
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look at this bobby whoa so say you're i know yeah you're gonna shit no no and it comes looking
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no that's crazy but say your wife's like all right you can't gamble anymore tonight you have
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to go to bed or whatever right and that thing comes knocking on your door later with like
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oh yeah a bottle of wine oh that'd be crazy you know yeah or even just for like you put a hundred
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bucks in it though no yeah but that thing could pin a fucking dude that thing could pin a an older
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taiwanese man against a wall and make him spend every buck he's got yeah yeah yeah i see what
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you're saying i'm just saying that's messed up yeah i think that this is too far is that what
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you're saying yeah yeah yeah moving anything like you know like but atm machine too then
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if they do this they do atm yeah what else machines that can they do um oh you know the
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That one I would like, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never
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There's like a little bit of a white. I try
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and I try to pull it up that way, but it somehow
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I think that's a good strategy though but um yeah I just what is it what kind of age what kind of
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what what kind of age is he this age no age oh uh he's Thai oh I like it he's Thai yeah tell me
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about him what he said he's one he's Mexican or he's Taiwan sorry yeah he's Taiwan am I center
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no I'm just saying look at the kind of shit that these kids are coming over here and saying
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I want to hear it I would let you call me a ching chong
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I'm gonna give it a pass you can say ching chong
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or something like that something that Asian people
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like to do look at this little kind of slot machine look at this little slot machine yeah
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what do you mean by that like we slurp like ding ding yes yeah that's the slot machine that's not
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i'm not saying that yes no i think that slot winner it's like it'd be like a slot machine
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just adding like a when you hit the bonus on a slot machine crazy let me tell you something that's
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You know he was supposed to play your role in the movie?
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Are you going to put him in the center of the...
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I was second choice for four lines in your movie.
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you have and i've said i've called you certain things oh really yeah just to you off camera
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to me was i there yeah is that what you're saying i was there
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yes oh off camera you have yeah yeah yeah not behind my back though no not behind no i'll be on
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Dude, I saw fucking Karen Carpenter at the Coachella.
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i didn't know one song really yeah yeah she came out she came out and i had not one song no
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sabrina sabrina carpenter oh yeah karen carpenter died her and her and madana yeah yeah dude no
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morgan wallen dude you bro you gotta go see him no i'm not gonna see bro yeah you gotta do his
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walkout with him bro have you ever seen he does walkouts where people walk out with him nick
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saban freaking walked out with him bobby yeah i don't even know who nick saban is dude i only
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know people it's not nick saving dude like he's a guy who freaking makes coupons he might be saving
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something it's nick saban yeah yeah yeah yeah listen to me guy bro he loves you dude oh yeah
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and i love him back dude but what i want to say to you is this last night we left the liquor talk
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bro bro last night we left the liquor talk that's good stuff dude listen to me dude i don't i've
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been listening it's a not doing it's a regional thing dude you're out there in nashville
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We do different shit out here in L.A., dog.
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It was night, it was night, so I had to re-download my iPhone software.
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We keep, bro, we're not, we don't even know what we're saying, bro
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There's anxiety, and we want to get to the next thing, right
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I do feel like that, have you always felt like that?
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No, but what I realize, it doesn't matter whether you and I
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It's gonna be good, and there's no need for anxiety
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and there's no need to like what's clippable and you know because when you and i are together
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sometimes it gets clippable and it becomes sometimes viral yeah and when i when i was
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coming here today there's a reason why i haven't done your shit in a long time is because i don't
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like the pressure of doing it with you specifically because if we don't create magic right then it was
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just a waste i brought that up to nick today before you came yeah yeah and i prayed about
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before this yeah but what i believe is is that um then when i was driving i was like i don't care
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whatever it is it is yeah and i'm okay with that you know i mean because um we're both doing well
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in life and um i think i believe that you're a very good person i'm a good person and um
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just not rush through it man i'm here as long as you need me you know i mean but i think we have
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something i mean where's bear dick at he's over there yeah bear dick
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Yeah, I think you gave the Clippers some fuel, yeah.
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We got more than enough, so what I'm saying is that...
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Honestly, dude, what you're doing right now is...
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You said to go to the left, now I've got to go to the right?
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He's just creeping into your shot, so move your mic over.
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Yeah, yeah, and then you're like what other I mean chong chongs that we know and then you called me
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How many people did you call before you called me? Did you call Ken Jeong? Did you call Jimmy O. Yang?
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I did send a text to Kim Jong. He didn't text me back. Ken Jeong. Kim Jong. Yeah, yeah
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And I did also we did reach out to Ken Young or Ken John
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Kim Jong-un. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's Ken Jeong. That's Ken Jeong. So he said no. He said no
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These days, dude, they go all the way at 100%, dude.
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I would be okay if I had 100%, but I'm only 5%.
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Dude, if I was gay, I would just, I think still-
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I think in the right circumstances, you would kiss the tip.
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No, I'm not having some guy who's working all the time,
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out meeting people at night and shit like that.
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if i if i didn't get married to a woman at some point and there was like a cool dude who was not
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trying to like do any sex or touch my ass or anything but wanted to chill separate rooms
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maybe he is a chef or something maybe if i also don't have to talk to him every day okay
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so it's one percent yeah yeah okay you're one percent one percent yeah or even dude i dated
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a chick with hard tits and that freaking kind of it was a lot dude i did it at hot chick yeah with
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sarah connor ass no you know sarah connor from terminator no yeah like she was buff right so
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her ass felt schwarzenegger like oh yeah you know what i mean where i like it when it's like there's
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like some fat you know what i mean yeah and she was beautiful but her ass was sarah connor and i
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couldn't do it yeah yeah yeah like because i'm not the terminator yeah you know what i mean i don't
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have those robotics some ass to a woman they go to the gym so much in the mass has a little bit
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of hair on it that's the craziest thing yeah like how much hair not a lot but just enough
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where you feel they shaved a couple times yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's not
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crazy i don't care yeah but it is a surprise it's a surprise sometimes when you go in the cave and
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you see some foliage yeah you know what i mean that i don't like oh really yeah i like my caves
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clean okay yeah yeah yeah and you have we have now the technology to do it i don't want foliage
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you think and eat a little bit of ass or what?
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You guys have one of the top 10 podcasts in the world.
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You know what I mean, I don't live in the results
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yeah yeah yeah you know how about this what are you when you use terminology sometimes yeah think
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about it first i think that's one of your problems you know i mean what when it pops into your head
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i don't think there is that thing that goes let's think about it yeah you just say what's that term
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cook pot cook pot you know i mean boils you know i mean and it's like yeah it's not the right thing
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so it's i think that's a part of your anxiety yeah you're right right it's hard for me to leave
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that space in a place i'll just like if something's like somebody if two people are sitting there and
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nobody's talking it gets really uncomfortable yeah you're that way too bobby no i've changed
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for me are you serious oh yeah i'm dude i'm so serious what would you really do to change that
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because that's a big thing a lot of people deal with it because i don't really care it really
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anymore i have empathy and i care about the world and that's not what i mean i don't care like
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whatever direction my life takes i'm just gonna go with the flow and it's not my responsibility
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or i'm not a psychic i don't know what's going to end up happening to me what question you
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answering right now what i'm asking you is uh what do you mean if like say you and i are talking
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and or say you're talking to anybody right and it becomes a moment of silence this happens to
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me a lot in relationships if there's a moment of silence it's hard for me to just sit there
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and let there be silence yeah but that's you said that you've changed with that so what i'm asking
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take a break we don't always have to like chase a laugh or say something super interesting that's
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the thing it's like we perform for the algorithm and for what people are going to want to watch
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i think with you with you sometimes it does turn into that or this is the first time i've ever
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thought that so it's funny that you said that before you came over whenever you got over here
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because i did think that didn't we talk about it nick i said um what did we say what what are we
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going to talk about and i was like let the moments happen yeah yeah and and if the moments don't
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happen i'm okay with that's okay that's okay yeah because we'll podcast again yeah and again and i
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don't want to lose out on a chance to have a good time with you we're already i'm already having a
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blast me too you know i mean the things that you talked about charlie was insane it's not it's not
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that yeah yeah and and yeah it's fucking insane what and that's already that's already something
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that people are going to go, what the fuck is he talking about?
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Because he's a small town, like, he likes to go out to eat or whatever.
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Don't do your fucking confused white face.
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You guys do that a lot, your confused white face.
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I've been around a long time I know confused whites
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I know but sometimes you're a confused white
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that's Trump and his fucking missile monkeys
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but those missile monkeys are also confused whites
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you know what I mean? Don't confuse white me, dog.
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Because I'm a confused yellow. No, you're not.
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the Lexapro's helped. You always seem confident.
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Has it really helped you? What has it helped you with?
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You ever try to put your hand in an aquarium and try to get
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one of the fish out of there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, but they're like, you know what I mean?
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A crazed white is, you know what I mean, trying to grab me.
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I'll keep my hand open and just wait until something comes in it.
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I've gone through a period recently in the past few months
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That people are going to do something bad to you
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Or something bad could happen to somebody you know
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Can I tell you something that you're confused about again?
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And this has happened to me four or five times.
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And I go, because I was hanging out with Vancouver.
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around going you know what I mean tell Theo I think he's hot that's crazy yeah yeah and it's
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like you know I'm pretty hot yeah dude if I were a gay dude I would fucking smash you dude
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or I would date you or I'd ask you out sorry don't smash right away man where you're gonna
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take me huh where you're gonna take me you know where yeah yeah yeah I love LA yeah
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I think you would take me somewhere nice like if I go
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My friend Matt Weiss used to take me there all the time.
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Would we make out, like, if you were gay and I was at your date, would you make out with
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I don't like to make out on a full stomach, so.
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And you know what I've been doing lately, dude?
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Are you, and what do you guys, and what do you mean by it?
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So what I'll do is by my bathtub, I have one of those Japanese toilets.
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My stepdaddy would shoot those if he saw them.
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Anyway, and what I do is I have fancy body wash next to my toilet, right?
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Yeah, I know it's something that washes in your ass and stuff like that, and I respect it.
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I'm glad we have it as a culture, but I don't want it.
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I'd rather wash my own ass like a fucking man, dude.
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I know, but the thing is that when you use dry toilet paper, right,
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But sometimes you'll put some wetner on that toilet paper, dude.
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Wetner, keep your little stash of water by your toilet.
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It just does it naturally when you press a button.
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Dude, I'm not fucking letting some Waymo fucking clean my ass, dude.
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Dude, they let you keep anything that comes out of it?
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I let the boday hit directly into the, you know, I mean calamari. Yeah, what I like to call it. Okay. Okay
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Okay, that's what it looks like. Okay, right, right. I hit the calamari, right?
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And then sometimes I'll open up my own cheeks, right? Oh, damn. So that the water sprays right into the hole. Into the Hormuz, huh?
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The Hormuz spray, straight into Hormuz, right? It does close.
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It does close, right? You know what I mean? But you know, I mean, we're charging.
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I charge my poo two million dollars and they pay it
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It's like, hey, blink twice if you're in trouble, you know
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You know what I mean, when you're having sexuality
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is with my girlfriend right um you know i mean there's no problem right i mean aren't you self
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cleaning when you know you're about to hook up yeah i'll wash my whole body i've been taking a
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little break right now from dating and stuff like that okay but i'll wash my whole body
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i do that too i do that too okay yeah yeah i know i only wash that
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i don't know i don't know what you're doing you're fucking no wait no wait you ever met
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yourself have you ever met yourself have you met yourself it's crazy you're crazy dude you're
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fucking crazy whatever dude you're a confused white dude whatever you told me yeah you know
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what i tell you what you said you used to work on the andrea gale dude that fishing boat that
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went down dude yeah yeah and i survived it yeah yeah i survived it and you lied yeah i lied about
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it's not my bad but let me say something right now okay of course i wash my body before i do
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that process okay got it yeah yeah that's all that's all i'm saying all right yeah yeah see
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that's all you do is wash your body i wash my body i wash my whole body huh you steam your body
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i'll go to sauna in the morning but in nashville yeah nashville or here oh you do i've never been
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to sauna with you you haven't no i'd like to do it one day yeah i'd love to go over there man if
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you know there's supposed to be some good places that people go like as a group and stuff i haven't
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been any of those i'll just do it at home but also i'll go to equinox over there and then i'll go
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over there you mean as a group like you know people will get there's like a boy band there's
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like a bathhouse or something oh yeah no i'm not talking like an o-town reunion yeah yeah okay um
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like if we gathered a group of comics me you gillis santino that'd be so fun that'd be fun
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you know i mean and would you be like one of those people because a lot of and i'm i know i'm
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bringing white up a lot right all right but what i'm saying you were gonna do it before you came
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mirror well you bring up asia a lot like you're confused about the whole fucking continent
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well you guys aren't sharing a ton of information for to iran we are to iran yeah we have satellites
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well yeah we're not getting much i've you guys aren't sending i'm an american let's move on
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okay okay but what i want what i want to say is if you've seen this volleyball player that you
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we were trying to find a movie role for you when i was on bad friends we're trying to find a movie
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role for you that would be really really great and we're like what would be a great movie role
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for robbie and we found have you seen this guy yeah yeah let's see it this is my boy jordan lucas
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over at csun dude okay splash baby he gets it done bro oh he is oh i see i understand
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welcome to valley yeah i understand valley ball baby that dude yeah yeah yeah he's in the valley
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right he's at CSUN yeah yes he's Northridge yeah up in Northridge bro yeah oh yeah he put that
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flamenco on him baby guy yeah yeah he's flashing that flamenco yeah so that's I would play a black
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gay man in a movie no this guy's not black he's not what is he no Jordan Lucas yeah he's a fucking
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boss that's what he is oh he's a boss yeah dude yeah yeah he seems like a black boss he's sassy
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This guy definitely, has he said that he is gay?
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But he could be straight and have gay moves
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Bro, Spike Lee, that would be your name, dude,
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We should do a heated rivalry where I'm Spike Lee, right?
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And we're not putting you on the poster if we do it.
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You and me are the leads and just I'm on the poster.
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But it's like Heated Rivalry, where I hand you a...
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Well, I don't tell you everyone I've had dinner with.
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I know that, but at least you would say, hey, Jake Gyllenhaal had a dinner.
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Who's your dream guest to have on your podcast on Bad Friends?
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Yeah, but I'm going to say Tiger Belly or Bad Friends.
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have you seen him in real life before Brad Pitt
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But anyway, my favorite soccer team is Arsenal FC.
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You're already thinking about what you're going to say next
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People say he looks like Sully McCullough as well
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And they put us at, I forgot what hotel it was.
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And I remember being in the elevator and Henri walked in.
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Did they put you on the poster or not The Dictator?
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Anyway, Henri walks in, right, and obviously it's like, hey, I'm a huge fan, or can I get a photo, or whatever.
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I was so in shock that he was the last person that I ever thought I would dreamt meeting or seeing in real life.
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That when he got off his floor, the words couldn't come out.
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No, this guy that created Chris Pizzeria Bianco.
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But anyway, so now when I see somebody, can you listen?
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Now when I see somebody, like, I'm not like fans of like,
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So with it are you fans with somebody that's weird that if you ran in them that you'd be starstruck? I
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Yeah, I could go out through history like Genghis Khan. That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but Marilyn Manson's dead. Yeah
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Is there somebody that you would like you're in an elevator. I are you thinking Marilyn Manson is still alive Charles man
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Yeah, I was talking to somebody that works with him for a little bit.
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But yeah, I think probably him would be somebody that would be really neat.
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Remember J.D. Vance visited him and the next time he died?
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I mean, I will say, look, J.D. has a strong handshake.
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But now this Pope, wherever J.D. is at, he's not there.
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Like he was in Africa and then J.D. was like in D.C.
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And if J.D. went to Africa, the Pope would go to Antarctica.
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That Pope ain't fucking fucking with no J.D.
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So if you ran into the Pope or what about, can I just name some names?
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And then you would be like, oh, fuck, I got to get a photo.
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I don't know if I'd ask for a photo, but I would just be starstruck.
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I don't know if I'd ask for, like, I think sometimes it's better to just say, no, I'm
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I mean, I don't know. Ask me about something. I'll tell you what I would do.
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But here's the thing. We have the first Vietnamese House of Representatives person was from Louisiana.
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Yeah. So you can differentiate between Vietnamese and Chinese?
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But I would say that that's our boy right there.
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So you think we need more Asians in Congress?
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If it was all Filipinos, I don't think anything bad would ever happen to the world, do you?
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You could run on the same ticket, dude, with Jake Paul.
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Because my people know what I will and will not do.
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And WWE is something I probably wouldn't want to do.
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What if we did a tag team match against Logan Paul and his brother?
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Dude, that's when we stay in the corner, and we keep tagging each other.
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And then we become a cyclone of tagging, right?
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yeah like we did to iran or we get a drone to take us up all right ukrainian or iranian uh
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what everyone still has a little bit of gas money left yeah yeah whatever yeah and we take that up
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we'll take that up right and we'll just collide right into them i think we could do it but would
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you get involved in personal pot like even in in uh in local politics like spencer pratt is running
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for mayor of la now you know that no i don't know that you don't know that no no no and you know
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I think I'm going to try to go to a game when it's here.
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Can I tell you something about something that made me real sad?
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So, with the last UFC fight that you and I were at.
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There is a zone where there's a lot of people that-
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Or people, yeah, influence, but people that are, like, there's a lot of people that have, like, it's, like, wheelchair access.
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People that are impaired, like, people that are neck braces, back braces.
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yeah just yeah yeah just an aquifer basically people that were just like exactly so i'm in
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that section right and for a split second i was kind of like why am i here you know i mean
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probably because it was your first fight really so the next time i go to a fight because i love
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the sport can i just go with you yeah will i still be in the oxygen area i can ask uh dana
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if he would allow me if he allows me to go no you're always around that yeah i'm a fan of the
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sport i you're always around that but it's still at his grace you know it's like his it's like
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he he picks who can go wait wait wait the people that you your friends are bigger than me
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that you had around you are they what do you mean like like a popularity wise no gianni's with me
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all the time is he more popular than me to the to in the urban circles he is at the oxygen area
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you're having a good time yeah yeah yeah yeah i was having a spasm dude bro look how close i've
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never gotten to sit where you sat here that's amazing bro to cheer people when they come out
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yeah but then you put your hand out they don't never slap my hand bro yeah yeah that guy's a
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beast dude who is that guy nick a taba gotier yeah is he like in a six fight win streak yeah
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Did you have to have someone come over and help put it down?
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My friend Tim, remember Bizzle, who you always fight with at the casino?
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He's the one that's trying to shit with me on fucking line, dude.
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The text he sent, he goes, tell that motherfucker to wash his ass.
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He goes, bro, you trying to beef with me saying I invite this shit?
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Don't come into the studio today trying to start beef or you're going to get God type shit.
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You know, because I'm going to tell you this right now, dude.
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Oh, so it's okay for you to go Nam and just completely.
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yeah i think this is one of those oh go ahead sorry i think this is one of those times where
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it's like yeah we kind of hit a spot where it's like okay yeah sometimes i do feel pressure like
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if we're if like yeah it's like you get you get clips that are viral and like you do see that you
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can't even not see it and it's like and then like people every time you know you'll be somewhere
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like there's a video somewhere there's a funeral and the guy's yelling bobby at it you know like
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it's like what can you do but it's like yeah you do feel some pressure and it's not and that
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that's why i've been avoiding it but that what i'm saying right but those moments aren't like
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it's not fair to all it's not fair for me to bring any like i i i thought about that before you came
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i thought about yeah great listening i thought about that before you came and i said god like
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let's let me just have it this is so stupid that we're even thinking about this but let me just
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have a nice conversation with my friend and let me have a new experience yeah and i felt the same
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way driving her like i've been avoiding doing it with you because there's just so much pressure on
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whatever the run oh i didn't know that yeah yeah um we've had jack black shia you know i mean yeah
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we get the biggest people we can get to do the guests what's that tall orange man who plays
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basketball women yum no no what's that tall orange man that plays blake griffin blake griffin oh yeah
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the tall orange you know i mean oh yeah yeah vitamin c they call him yeah the vitamin c we
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got when we got vitamins we got it you know i mean and we were lucky to have you but it's like
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And I just think you guys talk so naturally funny to each other.
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You don't realize there's going to be some viral moment from this that we don't know.
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I just want to have a good time with my friend.
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I mean, you don't know what you're talking about.
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And I cannot believe that David Spade put you on that movie poster.
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I love the fact that you picked up for me and you didn't pick up for Theo.
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Well, just real quick, I want to clear something up, right?
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All right, so when I said to you, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, and tell the waiter we're sorry for everything.
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It couldn't have been me because I don't even have Photoshop.
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i i'm so grateful that you asked me to do something that you've been working on
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i mean what a blessing that is you know i just did an episode of episode of a show of a friend
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i can't say it but um and he asked and i did it you know i mean and you know i knew who it was
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peyton manning okay and was it he has a new show you have a new show yeah the bad shit and you
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even tell me about yeah the bad show a game show and then also my hulu special comes out in november
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my first special finally finally yeah and go check that out but um what took so long to be honest
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when you really think about it was there a real reason that it kind of that it did take you a
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while did you like not like doing specials did you think it was like not what it's about like
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really really well it's so funny ask yourself why i wouldn't do it
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why wouldn't he do it because he don't like to try he doesn't oh no yeah because i've been doing
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the same act you know i mean i i slowly add jokes it was just no hurry really you know i mean and
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they got to the point was like i was on stage and i was like i couldn't hear it anymore like i don't
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care if it gets to laugh like i i just gotta evolve and so i penned a deal i go i'm gonna
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get all this out there and it's gonna force me to write new shit you penned a deal are you
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fucking thomas jefferson yeah dude yeah yeah i penned a deal dude like the constitution thanks
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my bad yeah yeah yeah and i did it and it went pretty good and um i'm gonna when it comes out
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i'm already writing way new shit and let's go and i'm gonna um the next hour will be better
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And now it's like it's getting bigger, the audience,
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and I want to expand, so that's what I'm doing.
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You're going to live on the edge of your comfort zone.
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The Bad Game Show will start in probably September, October.
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And we have guests on, and two guests compete against each other in games we developed.
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Dude, I love you and thank you for being somebody that...
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Let's see what he says because he might be on some bullshit.
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I was trying to save Theo and like get him out of that interview.
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He texted me the fucking password and I was like, oh, that means save him.
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