Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and that's where Theo finds himself. In this episode, Theo tells the story of how he found himself in a town called Wyoming, Illinois, and how he managed to find his way back home.
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00:56:03.780You know what's fun about that kind of stuff?
00:56:04.960You got to fuck fast because your friends are waiting for you.
00:56:07.820They're right up around the bend and you slip off on that sandbar and bust out, you know.
00:56:12.640And it's all, I mean, in your genitals, everybody's genitals so cold you can't even tell what's getting fucked or what's doing the, you know, what's doing, you know, really doing a lot of the darting and what's doing a lot of the accepting.
00:56:22.700It's just basically like smashing cold meat into, chunks of cold meat into each other until both of them, you know, just coom out a little.
01:04:06.120You know, he's never gotten that warm, you know, that warm catfish wrapped around his freaking, you know, his, you know, his, his, his, his, his body dart.
01:04:19.420You know, he's never gotten to hide that fucking, that meat cane up in that, up in that soft sock.
01:04:28.600So what, you know, at this point, because here's another thing.
01:04:31.780Your imagination, I'm sure, is, I don't know if there's any, even any.
01:04:38.640And if you've been watching pornography, which, I mean, I'm just assuming, say assuming you have been watching pornography, there's no way you're imagining that something in real life.
01:04:48.400I don't think he's going to be able to compete with that.
01:04:51.840And also, escorts are, look, man, escorting is a means to an end.
01:04:56.020These are women who are out there working.
01:04:57.460These are making, you know, these are women who are, a lot of women putting their, their families through, putting their children through kindergarten.
01:05:06.160You know, it's like, that's not the, that isn't, if that's how you get sex, I don't think that's a demeaning way.
01:06:31.060But, you know, I'd love to know from some soldiers out there, how do you guys feel about that?
01:06:38.420You know, if you're protecting our borders, or this might be my mindset and it's totally wrong because I'm not, I'm not doing this.
01:06:44.700But if you're protecting our borders, what do you think the borders should be like?
01:06:48.820Like, you know, how do you manage the idea of America being like a safe haven for people, but at the same time America being able to take care of itself?
01:07:04.520Are some of these ideas old ideas and some of these ideas far-fetched?
01:07:09.240You know, I'd love to, if there's any, any people who have served out there who might have some insight into that because I can have my ideas, but I haven't protected the walls of, you know, I haven't protected the, not the walls, you know what I'm saying, the, I haven't protected our borders.
01:07:28.880You know, I don't, is that in your heart when you choose to fight for America or if you choose to defend America, if you choose to serve in the military?
01:07:36.240Is that in your heart or is that, or is it just, that isn't, Matt, you know, that's just part of the, I don't know, I'm just, I'm intrigued.
01:07:43.240I'm intrigued what that's like because there just seems to be a lot of different viewpoints on it.
01:07:51.720You know, I, I tend to believe that, that there should be an organized way for people to come in and out of our country.
01:08:03.500That's what I believe because, and here's why.
01:08:06.780To me, because I've traveled to, I've traveled to a lot of countries, maybe 40, 50, and there's an extremely organized way that I have to go in and out of those places.
01:08:21.480And some places, they don't even want you there.
01:08:27.180You know, and I just, I don't see how you lose with organization.
01:08:31.420In fact, I see only how you gain because then if somebody comes here and they need help, you know who they are.
01:08:38.900And, and I think America, we need a roll call anyway.