This Past Weekend with Theo Von - All Over the Place ｜ This Past Weekend #109

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00:02:10.200 I'm out here in the middle of nowhere, man.

00:02:12.440 But suddenly I'm right here with you guys, and I feel like I know exactly where I am.

00:02:19.040 I'm not lost anymore, you feel me?

00:02:21.360 Suddenly I'm just, I'm just found, you know.

00:02:25.380 She was hotter than the blacktop, broke down at a truck stop.

00:02:55.360 She looked about as wild as the story she told.

00:03:02.300 Said she was a Christian saving souls in Savannah, and the Lord was sending her to Alabama.

00:03:07.920 Had a pistol in her boots, blob hair, dark roots.

00:03:25.960 Said she got a hold, man, but I shouldn't be worried.

00:03:29.500 Though it seemed like she was in a hurry

00:03:32.300 Higher than a junkie drying out in the slammer

00:03:37.600 Lord, I hope I don't die in Alabama

00:03:40.120 Yeah, Alabama

00:03:46.540 I hope I

00:03:51.140 Higher than a junkie drying out in Savannah 0.71

00:03:54.900 Lord, I hope I don't die in Alabama

00:03:57.320 Thank you guys for being here

00:03:59.740 It is

00:04:00.780 Man, it's summer

00:04:02.900 Look, I'm coming at you from

00:04:04.160 I've been in rural Illinois all weekend

00:04:07.580 In a town called Wyoming, Illinois

00:04:09.960 And it's the second year in a row that we've come out here

00:04:13.620 And done some stand-up

00:04:15.480 Doing the jokes and doing the joy

00:04:17.420 You know, and

00:04:18.700 Man, I was

00:04:20.360 Let me tell you this

00:04:21.640 Last year we came

00:04:22.700 And most of the townspeople came

00:04:24.320 And this is a small town

00:04:25.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:26.260 Man, this is a small town where

00:04:27.820 If somebody farts across town

00:04:30.400 And you don't

00:04:30.860 If you're not there to hear it

00:04:31.920 A few hours later

00:04:33.480 Somebody will just tap you on the shoulder

00:04:34.980 When you're over at the gas station

00:04:36.740 And be like

00:04:37.080 Well, you heard what happened, didn't you?

00:04:39.680 And you're like

00:04:40.300 What?

00:04:40.680 And they're like

00:04:40.960 Well

00:04:41.520 Lawrence

00:04:43.560 You know he farted

00:04:45.300 So it's that kind of place

00:04:47.440 You can't even fart without somebody

00:04:48.920 Telling somebody else about it

00:04:50.280 You know, you'll hear people

00:04:51.840 Just, you know

00:04:52.680 Reenacting other people's farts around town

00:04:54.700 Just because it's that kind of place

00:04:56.100 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:57.760 If somebody

00:04:58.400 If somebody sneezes upwind of you

00:05:01.700 Even if it's a mile away

00:05:04.060 Then you, you know

00:05:05.740 You'll hear somebody

00:05:07.200 You'll hear a gesundheit

00:05:08.640 Down the hill

00:05:10.120 It's that kind of place where

00:05:11.460 You know, everything's just

00:05:13.300 Everything's connected

00:05:15.160 It's all

00:05:17.040 There's, you know

00:05:18.640 There's

00:05:19.040 Everything is just

00:05:20.540 Everything's connected, man

00:05:22.200 Like you'll even see

00:05:23.720 You'll see birds

00:05:25.700 And they look like

00:05:26.560 They've been there a while

00:05:27.640 Like in Los Angeles

00:05:29.300 I see a bird

00:05:30.060 And it's like 1.00

00:05:30.440 Oh, this fucker's just 1.00

00:05:31.400 Passing through 1.00

00:05:32.120 You know

00:05:32.940 He's just flying around

00:05:34.340 And maybe

00:05:34.720 You know 0.99

00:05:35.480 Shitting a little 0.99

00:05:36.440 And stuff like that 1.00

00:05:37.320 And copping a little bit of seed

00:05:38.760 And maybe

00:05:39.200 You know 1.00

00:05:39.920 Trying to fuck a falcon 1.00

00:05:41.240 Or something down by the beach 1.00

00:05:42.360 But after that

00:05:43.240 He's gonna jet town 0.52

00:05:44.260 But you're out here

00:05:46.360 And you know

00:05:46.700 I'm in these

00:05:47.040 In these rural areas

00:05:48.820 You know

00:05:49.760 And it seems like

00:05:51.140 And you see a bird

00:05:52.920 And you're like

00:05:53.380 Oh, that

00:05:53.880 Okay

00:05:54.520 This his area

00:05:55.940 You know

00:05:56.960 This his block

00:05:57.740 Around here

00:05:58.480 You know

00:05:59.840 Maybe he's a parent

00:06:00.740 Or a granddaddy

00:06:01.840 You know

00:06:02.460 I saw a sparrow

00:06:03.320 Look like he probably

00:06:04.000 Had a couple stepchildren

00:06:05.360 But you know

00:06:06.600 Everything has more

00:06:07.380 Of a story

00:06:08.080 Because everything

00:06:10.120 Has more room

00:06:11.640 To have a story

00:06:12.560 You know

00:06:13.940 I think about that stuff

00:06:14.760 Sometimes

00:06:15.140 Like in a smaller town

00:06:16.220 It's

00:06:16.580 You know

00:06:19.040 I don't know

00:06:19.600 I just get so dialed in

00:06:20.940 I get so dialed in

00:06:22.720 And I just

00:06:24.240 Everything just feels

00:06:25.880 Like

00:06:27.960 Say if you're

00:06:28.520 Driving past a park

00:06:29.820 In a small town

00:06:30.640 The toys in the park

00:06:31.880 And the swings

00:06:32.780 And the slide

00:06:34.120 They

00:06:34.440 Suddenly

00:06:35.600 They stand out

00:06:36.660 Like they have room

00:06:37.900 To breathe

00:06:38.500 They

00:06:39.060 They mean something

00:06:41.080 You know

00:06:42.320 They hold memories

00:06:43.200 Of

00:06:43.560 Of

00:06:44.200 Of people's pasts

00:06:46.360 And of

00:06:46.820 You know

00:06:47.620 Of

00:06:47.860 Children in the springtime

00:06:51.060 Or

00:06:51.320 You know

00:06:52.120 On a fall day

00:06:53.440 When

00:06:53.760 You know

00:06:54.660 School got out early

00:06:55.800 And the kids

00:06:56.720 Hit the park

00:06:57.460 You know

00:07:00.880 It just

00:07:01.200 Or the swing set

00:07:02.500 It might be like

00:07:03.080 Oh you know

00:07:03.580 Maybe you

00:07:04.200 You know

00:07:05.560 It's

00:07:06.100 That swing set

00:07:06.980 Holds memories

00:07:07.640 Of like a

00:07:08.240 You know

00:07:08.760 A boy

00:07:09.320 You know

00:07:10.860 First time he swang 0.96

00:07:12.080 Next to a girl 1.00

00:07:12.980 Because you remember that

00:07:13.940 I don't know if you remember that

00:07:14.760 I remember being in elementary school

00:07:16.460 And I was in elementary school

00:07:18.600 You know

00:07:19.480 Some kids didn't go to school at all

00:07:21.140 I mean

00:07:21.460 They had a boy in our town

00:07:22.520 Didn't go to school at all

00:07:23.700 And people thought he was deaf

00:07:25.280 And he just

00:07:25.840 Didn't know anything

00:07:27.120 So I don't know

00:07:28.460 Whatever happened to him

00:07:29.260 Dude probably

00:07:29.880 Honestly

00:07:30.380 Could have gotten hit by a car

00:07:31.540 Because

00:07:31.900 If you don't know about school

00:07:33.520 Man

00:07:33.860 You easily

00:07:34.520 You know

00:07:35.920 Could not know how streets work

00:07:37.500 Or

00:07:37.740 Could not know how basic

00:07:38.980 You know

00:07:40.880 How to deal with automobiliary

00:07:42.660 When it's

00:07:43.380 You know

00:07:43.640 Passing by

00:07:44.380 But anyhow

00:07:45.360 Yeah

00:07:47.320 And I remember the first time

00:07:48.460 You know

00:07:49.120 Like I would swing on a swing set

00:07:50.720 Next to a girl 1.00

00:07:51.540 Like my whole

00:07:52.420 My whole body

00:07:53.700 The side of my body

00:07:54.720 Next to the girl

00:07:55.820 Was just like

00:07:56.640 Just

00:07:58.200 Just

00:07:59.200 Almost

00:08:00.020 Rigor mortis

00:08:02.540 Had

00:08:02.900 Set in

00:08:03.860 You know

00:08:04.920 Just rigor mortis

00:08:05.960 My whole body

00:08:06.540 Just like

00:08:07.000 All the blood was over there

00:08:08.380 Just like

00:08:08.760 Listening for her heartbeat

00:08:10.220 You know

00:08:11.000 My whole

00:08:11.440 That side of my body

00:08:12.340 Was just so heavy

00:08:13.160 You know

00:08:13.920 The swing she was closest to

00:08:15.740 Next to me

00:08:16.380 Suddenly

00:08:17.340 Like

00:08:17.660 The other side of my body

00:08:19.140 Had just gone

00:08:19.620 Bleach white

00:08:20.980 And that other side of my body

00:08:22.720 Where she was

00:08:24.120 All the blood

00:08:24.940 Had run over there

00:08:25.720 I was just listening

00:08:26.520 Just trying to get as close

00:08:27.920 To this

00:08:28.300 You know

00:08:28.600 Young lass

00:08:29.300 As I could

00:08:29.940 You know

00:08:30.280 Because I was feeling

00:08:31.120 You know

00:08:31.860 It's just what I was feeling

00:08:32.840 I mean

00:08:33.680 I was just feeling alive

00:08:34.980 And I think that

00:08:36.260 That that's what you see

00:08:38.540 Whenever you're in a smaller town

00:08:39.660 Things just stand out more

00:08:41.000 You know

00:08:42.860 Like

00:08:43.200 And things have more room to breathe

00:08:46.000 You see a tree

00:08:46.760 And you're like

00:08:47.200 Oh that tree

00:08:47.900 You know

00:08:49.560 Somebody has a story

00:08:50.560 That goes with it

00:08:51.500 Or

00:08:52.000 Oh my grandfather and I

00:08:53.340 Used to sit under there

00:08:54.280 And

00:08:54.520 You know

00:08:55.320 We used to

00:08:55.940 Read or think about stuff

00:08:57.860 Or

00:08:58.140 You know

00:08:58.800 My uncle used to hide behind there

00:09:00.520 And

00:09:00.760 You know

00:09:01.600 You're

00:09:01.940 Or whatever he wanted to do

00:09:03.700 Drink lemonade

00:09:04.500 Or something like that

00:09:05.460 Or just

00:09:05.840 You know

00:09:06.600 Make homemade tires

00:09:07.760 Or whatever he wanted to do

00:09:09.000 Comb his hair

00:09:09.820 You know

00:09:10.360 Put motor oil in his hair

00:09:11.920 And comb his hair 1.00

00:09:12.620 And wear fucking tight shirts 1.00

00:09:14.000 You know 1.00

00:09:14.440 And put fucking sand 1.00

00:09:16.040 You know 1.00

00:09:16.720 Put sand

00:09:17.400 You know

00:09:18.040 Put sand in his shoes

00:09:19.200 And just pretend he was at the beach

00:09:20.700 I mean

00:09:21.600 Everybody

00:09:21.920 You know

00:09:22.220 But I just feel like

00:09:22.840 In a small town

00:09:23.480 You get more stories

00:09:24.680 You know

00:09:25.820 You get more

00:09:26.900 I don't know

00:09:28.680 Things just have more room

00:09:30.040 And I feel like that man

00:09:32.860 When I get

00:09:33.500 When I'm in the cities

00:09:34.480 When I'm in some of the city

00:09:36.040 I just

00:09:36.400 You feel a little bit more

00:09:38.080 You ever put a file in a zip drive

00:09:41.780 You ever do that

00:09:42.440 If you're emailing somebody

00:09:43.440 You'd send them a group of files at once

00:09:45.080 But you can zip drive it

00:09:46.440 And it's the same information

00:09:47.980 It's just like

00:09:48.800 Air sealed

00:09:49.880 Kind of

00:09:50.260 It's like

00:09:50.680 Compact

00:09:51.740 That's how I feel

00:09:53.540 When I'm in the city

00:09:54.140 There's just no room

00:09:55.300 Even sometimes

00:09:56.340 For my imagination

00:09:57.560 To reach its arms out

00:10:00.020 Of my brain

00:10:01.420 And just

00:10:02.600 You know

00:10:03.080 Pet the world

00:10:03.980 And that's one

00:10:05.580 And that's something

00:10:06.280 That drives me crazy sometimes

00:10:08.220 And I feel like

00:10:09.340 I'm not gonna get that

00:10:10.240 I'm not gonna get that space

00:10:11.460 I'm not gonna get any of that brain

00:10:12.940 You know

00:10:13.800 I'm never gonna have that again

00:10:14.780 And then I come to a town

00:10:16.040 Like I did this weekend

00:10:17.000 Over here to Wyoming, Illinois

00:10:19.380 And man

00:10:21.560 This place

00:10:21.880 1,600 people

00:10:22.760 And I came here last year

00:10:23.880 And

00:10:24.820 And it's a

00:10:26.340 You know

00:10:26.580 The town could probably use

00:10:27.520 A little bit of diversity

00:10:28.500 Here and there

00:10:29.260 You know

00:10:30.440 It's definitely a little bit

00:10:31.560 You know

00:10:33.460 It's

00:10:33.740 It's

00:10:34.580 It's got a little bit

00:10:35.620 It's definitely got some

00:10:36.220 Old school white in it 0.74

00:10:37.440 But it's good people

00:10:40.140 You know

00:10:41.580 I mean

00:10:41.960 Most of the people

00:10:42.620 Are just friendly

00:10:43.400 You know

00:10:44.880 Just loving people

00:10:47.000 You know

00:10:47.940 You see a lot of people up here

00:10:48.960 That raise foster children

00:10:50.320 And do that sort of thing

00:10:51.780 You know

00:10:54.140 A lot of people

00:10:54.820 Are

00:10:55.300 You know

00:10:55.740 Have

00:10:56.060 Church as part of their lives

00:10:58.260 Or religion of some sort

00:11:00.140 You know

00:11:00.420 It could be whatever

00:11:01.040 Their religion is

00:11:02.020 But I think

00:11:03.120 In smaller towns

00:11:03.980 There's just more

00:11:04.480 It feels like

00:11:05.220 There's more room

00:11:06.060 For anything

00:11:07.300 And

00:11:08.960 And I had a good time man

00:11:10.520 It was nice just to

00:11:11.940 You know

00:11:13.580 Suddenly just feel

00:11:14.760 Human

00:11:15.780 Because in Los Angeles

00:11:17.260 Things can get so unhuman

00:11:18.900 And look

00:11:21.040 I love

00:11:21.880 Look

00:11:22.140 I have a lot of great friends

00:11:23.540 In Los Angeles

00:11:23.900 But I'm just saying

00:11:24.760 There's so much going on

00:11:26.220 It's almost like

00:11:28.140 Time

00:11:28.780 And mother nature

00:11:29.700 And

00:11:30.420 Life cannot keep it all organized

00:11:32.800 And

00:11:34.500 And when you're in LA

00:11:36.140 It feels like the world

00:11:37.280 Is just kind of juggling

00:11:38.460 A million things at once

00:11:40.020 And when you're out here

00:11:41.880 I feel like the world

00:11:42.660 Has just like 0.90

00:11:43.240 Kind of set the balls down

00:11:44.640 On the ground

00:11:45.760 And 0.95

00:11:46.940 And the balls can rest 0.96

00:11:48.660 They don't have to be flying around 0.96

00:11:49.860 In the air anymore

00:11:50.680 So it's just nice man

00:11:52.320 It's nice to be a part of it

00:11:53.420 And it's nice to get into a place

00:11:54.880 And feel like I'm okay

00:11:55.820 In these places

00:11:56.580 You know

00:11:58.100 Driving past cornfields

00:11:59.640 And

00:11:59.840 Reminded me

00:12:01.660 When I used to

00:12:02.280 You know

00:12:02.540 Plant corn and cotton

00:12:03.940 And

00:12:05.040 You know

00:12:07.400 Seeing

00:12:07.800 You know

00:12:09.740 Driving by a fair

00:12:10.780 You know

00:12:11.080 Drove by like a small town

00:12:12.180 One of those carnivals

00:12:13.120 You know

00:12:13.360 Those shady carnivals

00:12:14.360 Come to town

00:12:15.080 And

00:12:15.300 It's usually a lot of alcoholics

00:12:17.260 And people

00:12:17.660 You know

00:12:18.380 Different types

00:12:20.100 Of methamphetamines

00:12:21.640 And

00:12:21.900 People

00:12:22.780 You know

00:12:23.300 Hopped up on uppers

00:12:24.400 Basically trying to keep

00:12:26.080 Goldfish alive

00:12:27.100 Traveling from town to town

00:12:28.400 And you see one of those

00:12:30.480 Go on

00:12:31.040 And

00:12:31.280 Just reminding me of time

00:12:32.600 I used to be out there

00:12:33.660 You know 0.73

00:12:33.980 Trying to touch a little bit of titty

00:12:35.360 Or vomit behind a super slide

00:12:37.480 Just things

00:12:38.800 I don't know

00:12:39.340 Maybe it's just because

00:12:40.180 I'm from a smaller place

00:12:41.040 I see a smaller place

00:12:41.960 And it reminds me

00:12:42.840 But it's also nice to know

00:12:44.520 That I don't feel disconnected

00:12:45.560 From those places

00:12:46.480 You know

00:12:47.540 I don't

00:12:48.520 And that's something I worry about

00:12:50.280 A lot of times

00:12:50.960 Like

00:12:51.380 About how

00:12:52.760 How

00:12:53.260 How I change

00:12:54.820 Or how I can change

00:12:55.880 From living in a city

00:12:56.800 Or living in one place

00:12:57.940 You know

00:13:00.580 And how you become

00:13:01.580 More accustomed to things

00:13:03.040 Because as humans

00:13:04.160 Man

00:13:04.360 We become accustomed

00:13:05.340 So easily

00:13:06.540 It's so

00:13:08.100 Like people always say

00:13:08.880 Don't forget where you came from

00:13:09.760 You don't forget where you

00:13:10.800 Where you come from

00:13:12.100 But you get used to

00:13:14.120 Feeling like

00:13:15.060 Where you are

00:13:15.900 You know

00:13:17.700 It's amazing

00:13:18.460 How adaptable we are

00:13:20.000 And how I bet

00:13:21.760 You can go

00:13:22.200 You can go forward

00:13:23.060 And backward 0.84

00:13:23.580 And that's

00:13:26.940 You know

00:13:27.340 Life's exciting like that

00:13:29.780 Dude

00:13:30.600 We got a crazy week

00:13:32.080 We got Jordan Peterson

00:13:33.180 Coming in

00:13:33.840 A lot of people

00:13:34.500 Are really excited about that

00:13:35.540 And I'm grateful

00:13:36.120 You know

00:13:36.820 He's coming in this week

00:13:37.800 And he's a premier thinker

00:13:41.500 You know

00:13:42.940 I was just talking

00:13:43.760 With my buddy

00:13:44.440 Simon Rex

00:13:45.020 About him

00:13:45.620 And

00:13:46.480 And

00:13:47.720 He kind of

00:13:49.260 If you're not familiar with him

00:13:51.100 You know

00:13:51.400 You can check out

00:13:51.980 Jordan Peterson

00:13:52.460 He's a speaker

00:13:54.000 He's a brain

00:13:54.760 He's a mouth

00:13:55.420 He's a orator

00:13:56.420 He's a thinker

00:13:57.620 He's a philosopher

00:13:58.900 And

00:14:00.220 And he's a professor

00:14:02.120 In

00:14:02.820 In Canada

00:14:03.700 But

00:14:04.300 You know

00:14:06.200 I think he almost

00:14:07.220 He has this voice

00:14:08.300 That embody

00:14:08.960 That like

00:14:09.760 I don't know

00:14:10.940 A lot of men

00:14:11.560 From my generation

00:14:12.200 Feel like

00:14:12.560 It almost

00:14:12.940 Seems like

00:14:13.640 They were fatherless

00:14:14.540 Or they

00:14:14.880 They weren't getting

00:14:15.740 The fatherly advice

00:14:16.720 That they needed

00:14:17.360 And I feel like

00:14:18.420 It's a lot of those men

00:14:19.320 That go towards him

00:14:20.340 Right now

00:14:20.900 And are listening to him

00:14:22.460 It's like

00:14:24.520 You know

00:14:25.000 Even though he's Canadian 1.00

00:14:25.740 He's like America's 0.99

00:14:26.660 Number one

00:14:27.080 You know

00:14:27.680 Number two step daddy

00:14:28.780 You know

00:14:29.280 I know Simon Rex

00:14:30.080 Likes to say

00:14:30.560 He's the number one

00:14:31.480 But

00:14:32.420 Anyhow man

00:14:33.400 I've had a good time

00:14:34.120 This weekend

00:14:34.800 You know

00:14:35.320 So many people

00:14:35.960 Came out to the show

00:14:36.740 In Wyoming

00:14:37.140 Last year when I was there

00:14:38.780 And it's a fundraiser show

00:14:40.200 My mother grew up

00:14:40.900 In this small town

00:14:41.660 And so we do fundraiser

00:14:42.740 To keep the theater

00:14:44.840 And the history

00:14:45.520 And the arts department

00:14:47.100 Alive here in this town

00:14:48.600 And

00:14:50.600 And man

00:14:52.280 You know

00:14:53.240 Last year

00:14:53.780 A lot of the locals

00:14:54.800 Bought tickets

00:14:55.420 And this year

00:14:56.040 People came from everywhere

00:14:57.180 You know

00:14:58.000 We had a father son

00:14:58.980 They said they were

00:14:59.560 Father son

00:15:00.140 I thought they might

00:15:00.760 Have been up to something

00:15:01.500 You know

00:15:02.260 A little better

00:15:03.080 That a dark arts 0.91

00:15:04.480 But they said

00:15:05.400 That they had the same blood

00:15:06.480 In each one of their bodies

00:15:07.460 So

00:15:08.400 They came out

00:15:09.500 People drove in

00:15:10.160 From St. Louis

00:15:10.900 Wisconsin

00:15:11.580 Chicago

00:15:12.340 I mean

00:15:14.340 I would say

00:15:15.660 85% of the tickets

00:15:18.920 Were bought

00:15:19.540 Not from people 0.54

00:15:20.340 In the town

00:15:20.940 So

00:15:21.960 It was just incredible

00:15:23.100 You know

00:15:23.800 We all kind of

00:15:24.340 Some dudes showed up

00:15:25.420 A couple of young bucks 0.80

00:15:26.520 These fellas from Chicago

00:15:27.700 They were outside of the theater

00:15:30.620 Trying to get an Uber

00:15:31.400 At the end of the night

00:15:32.180 And

00:15:32.380 I'll tell you this

00:15:33.660 There's no Ubers

00:15:34.420 I mean

00:15:35.740 This is

00:15:36.100 An area

00:15:36.720 We still have to hitchhike

00:15:37.900 You know

00:15:39.340 What I'm saying

00:15:39.740 That Uber

00:15:40.960 That's

00:15:41.300 You got one Uber

00:15:42.820 On each hand

00:15:43.500 Daddy

00:15:43.860 That's that thumb

00:15:44.760 You got to use that

00:15:45.800 You know

00:15:46.180 That beautiful thumb ship

00:15:47.320 And

00:15:48.700 And these fellas 1.00

00:15:49.920 Were out there

00:15:50.560 They're like

00:15:51.980 Yeah we got

00:15:52.640 We got water

00:15:54.040 And we got

00:15:54.940 Trail mix

00:15:55.860 We'll be fine

00:15:56.740 I'm like

00:15:57.160 Good luck dude

00:15:58.000 You guys probably

00:15:59.060 Gonna get accosted

00:16:00.700 Or molested

00:16:01.260 But

00:16:01.740 Sometimes that happens

00:16:03.880 You know

00:16:04.260 And sometimes that makes you

00:16:05.200 Feel right at home

00:16:05.800 If you get

00:16:06.240 You know

00:16:06.900 Somebody that

00:16:07.640 You don't know

00:16:08.580 But with

00:16:08.960 You know

00:16:09.440 Seem to have a big heart

00:16:10.660 Kind of sneaks up 0.95

00:16:11.940 And jerks you off 0.93

00:16:12.780 That can't 0.99

00:16:13.320 You know

00:16:14.320 That can make you feel

00:16:15.120 Kind of

00:16:15.620 You know

00:16:15.880 Part of

00:16:16.440 Part of an area

00:16:17.240 Yeah I had fun

00:16:19.540 Just you know

00:16:20.220 My brother brought

00:16:21.780 A bunch of crawfish

00:16:22.600 Up here from Louisiana

00:16:23.520 And

00:16:24.780 And so we

00:16:25.600 Did a crawfish boil

00:16:26.740 Up here

00:16:27.120 So people could

00:16:27.740 Be a part of that

00:16:28.560 And

00:16:28.760 So it's been

00:16:29.900 A peaceful weekend

00:16:30.740 I got to see

00:16:31.360 My nephews

00:16:32.140 And my niece

00:16:32.900 And

00:16:33.160 Just spend time

00:16:34.360 With my family

00:16:34.940 And people that I love

00:16:36.040 And so

00:16:36.820 You know

00:16:38.760 And people that

00:16:39.360 We haven't always had

00:16:40.280 That family closeness

00:16:42.000 So as it comes

00:16:42.680 Into my life now

00:16:43.480 I have to

00:16:44.340 I have to show up for it

00:16:46.580 I mean there's times

00:16:47.520 Where I want to not get

00:16:48.480 You know

00:16:48.980 Not

00:16:49.280 You know

00:16:50.640 Take it

00:16:51.720 Eat

00:16:51.860 Take the nap

00:16:52.460 Take the

00:16:52.920 I got to show up

00:16:54.180 I just got to be there

00:16:55.480 With my eyes open

00:16:56.380 And my heart open

00:16:57.500 And just hope to catch

00:16:59.180 Some little pieces of love

00:17:00.980 That are floating around

00:17:02.460 When people get together

00:17:03.340 And that's another thing

00:17:04.800 In these smaller towns

00:17:05.680 Man people

00:17:06.080 Dude I didn't realize this

00:17:07.740 Like without the

00:17:08.440 Like they only get 4G

00:17:09.960 On their phones

00:17:10.680 Like my phone

00:17:12.460 Has had 4G

00:17:13.240 For the past

00:17:13.940 Three days

00:17:14.780 Okay

00:17:15.100 So it's really hard

00:17:17.160 To

00:17:17.500 You're not using

00:17:19.500 You're not watching

00:17:21.220 A ton of stuff

00:17:21.660 On your phone

00:17:22.020 Because you can't do it

00:17:23.440 It doesn't even work

00:17:24.360 So you're just like 1.00

00:17:25.680 Fuck all that 1.00

00:17:26.520 You know 1.00

00:17:27.300 And you just spend time

00:17:28.560 With who you're around

00:17:29.380 And

00:17:30.340 And that's not as easy

00:17:31.840 To do in a city

00:17:32.620 You know

00:17:32.940 So it's just

00:17:33.600 You know

00:17:34.560 Suddenly

00:17:34.960 I get a little bit more

00:17:36.320 Of an inkling

00:17:36.920 Of just myself

00:17:37.960 And I start getting

00:17:39.480 Just more ideas

00:17:41.780 Pop into my head

00:17:42.700 You know

00:17:43.720 I get an idea

00:17:44.600 Like oh

00:17:45.960 Where's that been

00:17:46.800 But if I get so much

00:17:48.500 Influence

00:17:49.160 Then it's less ideas

00:17:50.980 You know

00:17:52.080 Because

00:17:52.620 You know

00:17:54.420 An idea

00:17:54.840 Is just influence

00:17:55.700 From inside of yourself

00:17:58.220 But you know

00:17:59.700 We get so influenced

00:18:00.660 From the outside

00:18:01.420 These days

00:18:02.040 That

00:18:02.460 It's like ideas

00:18:04.140 Are like 0.98

00:18:04.560 Damn 0.99

00:18:04.920 They've been run out of town 0.99

00:18:06.040 So it was

00:18:08.000 You know

00:18:08.540 I found myself

00:18:09.080 Getting a few more ideas

00:18:10.360 Because I just adapt

00:18:13.360 So quick

00:18:13.940 You know

00:18:14.360 You know

00:18:15.180 You take away one thing

00:18:16.020 And your brain

00:18:16.400 Will get back

00:18:16.920 Pretty quickly

00:18:17.500 I believe

00:18:18.080 Even though I worry

00:18:19.260 We get trapped

00:18:19.820 In this hole

00:18:20.400 In this wormhole

00:18:21.240 These days

00:18:21.760 With the technology

00:18:22.860 But

00:18:24.700 And that song

00:18:26.080 On the way in

00:18:26.660 That was

00:18:27.020 Alabama

00:18:28.480 By Bishop Gunn

00:18:29.740 You guys know

00:18:30.380 That band

00:18:31.740 But Alabama

00:18:32.720 By Bishop Gunn

00:18:33.480 We'll have the link

00:18:34.040 To them below

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00:18:35.800 For Jordan Peterson

00:18:36.520 Make sure to get them

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00:19:17.240 What else man

00:19:19.800 I'm just been

00:19:20.260 I'm just trying to

00:19:21.480 Navigate this industry

00:19:22.420 You know

00:19:22.680 This

00:19:22.860 Hollywood is a

00:19:23.920 Sneaky industry

00:19:24.700 You know

00:19:25.600 It's a sneaky

00:19:26.580 It's a sneaky industry

00:19:28.300 And I'm just trying to

00:19:29.840 Navigate it

00:19:30.540 As well as I can

00:19:31.980 And it's tough

00:19:33.840 Man

00:19:34.200 And it's tough

00:19:36.600 You know

00:19:37.080 But I'm grateful

00:19:38.560 I'm realizing

00:19:39.300 More and more

00:19:40.020 That

00:19:40.380 Some of the

00:19:41.200 Acquaintances

00:19:41.820 That I have around me

00:19:42.920 That they want

00:19:44.500 That they just want

00:19:45.980 To make good

00:19:46.680 Stuff

00:19:47.660 And

00:19:49.160 And

00:19:50.580 And a lot of it

00:19:52.180 Sometimes it's just me

00:19:53.260 I just have to trust

00:19:54.580 You know

00:19:55.720 So much

00:19:56.160 Sometimes I want to be

00:19:57.160 So individualistic

00:19:58.500 Sometimes

00:19:59.140 That it's not

00:20:02.320 It's not even

00:20:03.340 Might not even be

00:20:04.220 To my benefit

00:20:04.780 Sometimes

00:20:05.380 You know

00:20:06.420 That I just need to learn

00:20:07.280 To be more trusting

00:20:08.300 And to know that

00:20:11.500 That

00:20:12.900 I've noticed one thing

00:20:14.780 More things get done

00:20:16.020 When I don't try to do

00:20:17.120 Things alone

00:20:17.860 Man

00:20:19.480 For so long

00:20:20.200 In my life

00:20:20.600 I was like 1.00

00:20:20.920 I gotta do this shit alone 1.00

00:20:21.920 I gotta do 0.99

00:20:22.400 Nah

00:20:22.820 Me man

00:20:23.420 I can handle it

00:20:24.660 I can handle it

00:20:25.720 I can handle it

00:20:27.260 You know

00:20:28.120 I can handle it

00:20:29.280 Susan

00:20:29.660 Even

00:20:30.660 I don't even know

00:20:31.200 A Susan

00:20:31.620 And I would say 1.00

00:20:32.100 That kind of shit 1.00

00:20:32.820 But the truth is 1.00

00:20:35.060 Yes

00:20:35.680 I can handle it

00:20:36.560 But I can also

00:20:37.660 Not be alone

00:20:38.480 While I handle it

00:20:39.440 And that's something

00:20:41.220 That I'm just

00:20:41.640 Kind of grasping

00:20:42.360 Recently

00:20:42.860 But man

00:20:44.200 My brain is rattled

00:20:45.100 I'm all over the place

00:20:46.320 You know

00:20:47.020 I've been on vacation

00:20:47.940 But I wanted to be here

00:20:49.220 For you guys

00:20:49.760 Because I know

00:20:50.180 That you guys

00:20:50.760 Are here for me

00:20:51.520 And we're getting

00:20:53.700 I mean it's wild

00:20:54.520 Man

00:20:54.740 So many people

00:20:55.240 Are listening these days

00:20:56.300 And you know

00:20:57.300 So many beautiful people

00:20:58.340 Came out to the show

00:20:59.620 This weekend

00:21:00.220 That just love the podcast

00:21:02.160 You know

00:21:03.420 A couple that was

00:21:03.960 About to move to Houston

00:21:05.000 There were four or five ladies 0.99

00:21:07.740 That all work

00:21:08.240 In an office together

00:21:09.320 And I loved

00:21:10.080 You know

00:21:10.360 I thought that was fun

00:21:11.360 Man my first job

00:21:12.960 I ever had

00:21:13.620 I used to

00:21:15.860 You know

00:21:16.520 The same girl

00:21:17.180 Actually

00:21:17.620 I've told this story

00:21:18.320 Before

00:21:18.560 There was a girl 0.68

00:21:19.040 That kind of

00:21:19.980 Masturbated me

00:21:20.780 Into a

00:21:21.360 Into a creek

00:21:23.540 Or into a

00:21:24.780 You know

00:21:26.300 Sorry

00:21:26.660 The first hand job

00:21:27.720 That I ever got

00:21:28.420 You know

00:21:30.140 You know

00:21:31.000 This girl

00:21:31.440 Spray

00:21:31.860 You know

00:21:32.180 Give me a hand job

00:21:33.180 And I don't just say

00:21:34.140 This girl

00:21:34.780 It wasn't just like

00:21:35.640 Some floozy

00:21:36.440 It was you know

00:21:36.980 The love of my life

00:21:38.320 At the time

00:21:38.920 But she hand jobbed me 1.00

00:21:40.820 Into this

00:21:41.720 Like river

00:21:43.840 Part of a river

00:21:44.580 But it was like

00:21:45.640 Part of a river

00:21:46.220 Where it kind of

00:21:46.760 Comes off to the side

00:21:47.620 Like a little

00:21:48.100 Just like a little

00:21:50.540 Pond

00:21:51.020 Like a bay

00:21:51.700 Like a little

00:21:52.320 Like not the main

00:21:54.640 Part of the river

00:21:55.160 A little part

00:21:55.700 Where the river

00:21:56.160 Kind of reaches off

00:21:57.080 And doesn't do anything

00:21:57.880 Over there

00:21:58.480 You know

00:21:59.680 Like part of the river

00:22:00.340 That's always resting

00:22:01.280 Kind of off to the side

00:22:02.400 In like a little hole

00:22:03.280 But anyway

00:22:04.180 This girl kind of

00:22:04.980 Hand jobbed me

00:22:05.740 Into that

00:22:06.220 Into that deal

00:22:06.940 And had some fish

00:22:07.700 In there

00:22:08.100 And the fish swam up

00:22:09.460 And um

00:22:11.180 And the part

00:22:12.700 You know

00:22:13.220 The part of my body

00:22:13.980 That had sprayed out

00:22:14.820 Into the water

00:22:15.420 The fish

00:22:16.640 Snacked on that

00:22:18.360 You know

00:22:19.300 They ate up all my

00:22:20.160 You know

00:22:22.000 All my

00:22:22.440 You know

00:22:24.440 All my adventure

00:22:25.360 Sauce

00:22:26.240 Or whatever

00:22:26.660 Was inside of my body

00:22:27.760 And um

00:22:29.500 What's this story about 0.96

00:22:31.040 Damn

00:22:31.780 I can't even remember 0.99

00:22:32.160 What this story's about

00:22:32.780 Um

00:22:33.500 Uh 1.00

00:22:35.560 What the fuck 0.99

00:22:36.920 Was I talking about 0.99

00:22:37.960 I was talking about

00:22:39.400 Um 0.99

00:22:39.900 Shit 1.00

00:22:42.280 Um 0.99

00:22:44.900 Oh

00:22:45.380 Oh

00:22:45.900 Something about

00:22:49.220 Sexual

00:22:49.860 This

00:22:51.200 Um

00:22:51.820 Oh

00:22:53.320 Ah

00:22:54.240 Mmm

00:22:56.440 Oh

00:22:59.500 Some

00:22:59.840 People that came out

00:23:02.800 To the show 1.00

00:23:03.380 Fuck 1.00

00:23:05.800 I don't know 1.00

00:23:06.380 Anyway

00:23:06.540 I don't know how

00:23:06.900 I got into

00:23:07.260 Something about

00:23:07.720 A hand job

00:23:08.100 But yeah

00:23:08.720 All types of people

00:23:09.520 Came out to the show

00:23:10.340 You know

00:23:11.140 And it was just

00:23:11.780 Oh oh oh

00:23:12.880 Because

00:23:13.280 I remember

00:23:14.360 This girl that I dated

00:23:15.320 That girl 1.00

00:23:15.960 That hand jobbed me 1.00

00:23:16.960 Into that

00:23:17.500 Passive area

00:23:18.640 Of water

00:23:19.280 Her

00:23:20.460 I used to work at

00:23:22.500 Um

00:23:23.060 With one of her

00:23:23.920 Family members

00:23:24.660 And they gave me

00:23:25.680 One of my first jobs

00:23:26.820 And um

00:23:28.460 And I was

00:23:29.900 You know

00:23:30.280 I worked as like

00:23:30.940 An office clerk

00:23:32.200 And so I'd be out there

00:23:33.700 Doing clerk

00:23:34.780 Office type stuff

00:23:35.740 And I worked in an office

00:23:36.640 With four or five

00:23:37.440 Or six or seven ladies

00:23:38.940 And a couple of them

00:23:40.340 Always had carpal tunnels

00:23:41.460 And a couple of them

00:23:42.160 Always

00:23:42.480 You know

00:23:43.100 Had on a neck brace 1.00

00:23:44.160 Or some kind of shit 0.99

00:23:44.940 Because we worked 0.99

00:23:45.660 In insurance

00:23:46.220 Or something

00:23:46.820 And so everybody

00:23:47.940 Was always faking something

00:23:49.100 At the same time

00:23:49.880 Because they were

00:23:50.320 So close to insurance

00:23:51.440 That everybody

00:23:52.340 Passed in a neck brace 1.00

00:23:53.520 Around that bitch 1.00

00:23:54.180 Like a joint 1.00

00:23:54.860 You know

00:23:55.520 Like a big smoking

00:23:57.120 Uh

00:23:58.100 You know

00:23:58.780 A big

00:23:59.820 Smoking horse leg

00:24:01.380 Full of that

00:24:01.900 Dank dank

00:24:02.660 And everybody

00:24:04.120 You know

00:24:04.760 Wearing that neck brace

00:24:05.740 And suing this

00:24:06.600 And getting that

00:24:07.240 And getting them checks

00:24:08.100 And cutting that money

00:24:08.980 And getting them checks

00:24:10.000 And what happened to me

00:24:11.840 Was

00:24:12.820 That I worked over there

00:24:14.920 And I worked in an office

00:24:15.900 With you know

00:24:16.380 Five or six or seven

00:24:17.320 Or eight ladies 0.98

00:24:17.800 And it was always

00:24:18.340 Somebody's birthday

00:24:19.120 You know

00:24:19.680 Oh it's Donna's party

00:24:21.180 You know

00:24:22.600 Or it's Donna

00:24:23.340 Or it's Margaret

00:24:24.180 You know

00:24:25.640 Or um

00:24:26.520 You know

00:24:27.960 Uh

00:24:28.480 You know

00:24:30.100 Um

00:24:30.480 You know

00:24:31.080 Sandra's husband

00:24:32.200 You know

00:24:33.640 Got electrocuted

00:24:35.020 Because he worked

00:24:36.020 With the electric company

00:24:36.980 And he also

00:24:37.660 Smoked a lot of weed

00:24:38.840 How about this

00:24:39.540 Sandra's husband 0.99

00:24:40.200 Don't fucking do those things 0.99

00:24:42.280 At the same time 0.97

00:24:43.100 That's

00:24:43.760 That is

00:24:44.720 Crazy bro

00:24:46.020 You gonna smoke weed 0.97

00:24:47.860 And then

00:24:48.660 Play with electricity

00:24:50.760 Oh 1.00

00:24:52.680 Fuck 1.00

00:24:54.220 No you're not 1.00

00:24:54.900 Guy

00:24:55.260 That's crazy

00:24:56.860 So anyhow

00:24:58.360 But I worked over there

00:24:59.280 That was a place

00:24:59.900 That I worked at

00:25:00.620 And so yeah

00:25:01.460 We had a lot of neat people

00:25:02.520 That came out

00:25:03.260 Man

00:25:03.620 You know

00:25:04.960 People drove in

00:25:05.900 They had a couple

00:25:06.480 That's moving to Houston

00:25:07.540 Together

00:25:08.440 They weren't gonna be able

00:25:09.160 To come see me in Chicago

00:25:10.180 They drove out

00:25:11.080 Some kids were on LSD

00:25:12.200 They came out

00:25:13.040 And kind of got scared

00:25:13.880 And they left

00:25:14.640 We had a couple

00:25:16.340 Senior citizens

00:25:17.260 One man said

00:25:18.360 He didn't think

00:25:18.720 He'd be alive

00:25:19.280 Next year

00:25:19.640 To see the show

00:25:20.300 So he wanted to

00:25:22.080 Come out this year

00:25:22.840 I was like 0.99

00:25:23.980 Damn bro 0.99

00:25:24.880 Uh 1.00

00:25:25.540 You know

00:25:27.820 I don't know

00:25:28.640 We don't offer

00:25:29.180 Like a discount

00:25:29.860 On ticket for that thing

00:25:30.920 You know

00:25:31.160 That death discount

00:25:32.200 That death discount

00:25:33.640 Like dude

00:25:34.720 You get 40% off

00:25:35.740 You think you're not

00:25:36.340 Gonna be alive

00:25:36.960 Next year

00:25:37.520 Mark down tickets

00:25:39.320 40% off

00:25:40.700 So that was interesting

00:25:43.780 But yeah

00:25:44.660 It was just good man

00:25:45.680 And then next thing

00:25:46.660 You know

00:25:46.840 I just get to be

00:25:47.640 You know

00:25:48.820 I stayed at this

00:25:50.460 Beautiful little place

00:25:51.680 Like it's usually

00:25:52.320 Like a huge rental hall

00:25:53.500 Or whatever

00:25:53.960 And got to stay out there

00:25:55.560 And just a lot of love

00:25:57.420 In the air man

00:25:58.360 Just a lot of love

00:25:59.560 Uh

00:26:00.060 Just being around

00:26:01.260 Family

00:26:01.680 And being around

00:26:02.360 Just people relaxing

00:26:04.020 And enjoying

00:26:04.740 People just looking

00:26:06.340 At each other

00:26:06.900 Eating potato salad

00:26:07.980 There's something

00:26:09.140 About watching somebody

00:26:10.360 And this one man

00:26:11.740 He got all kind

00:26:12.720 Of pea salad

00:26:13.520 And I call it

00:26:14.660 Pea salad for short

00:26:15.640 Instead of saying

00:26:16.280 Potato salad all the time

00:26:17.580 Because sometimes

00:26:18.380 I'm in a hurry

00:26:18.960 And he got that pea salad

00:26:21.000 Up in his

00:26:21.560 Up in his word curtain

00:26:23.740 You know

00:26:24.040 Up in his mustache

00:26:24.840 And he fell asleep

00:26:28.440 And dude

00:26:30.000 It's kind of

00:26:30.680 You know

00:26:31.740 I'm not a real

00:26:32.560 You know

00:26:33.020 I'm not a real

00:26:33.560 Pervert

00:26:34.180 You know

00:26:34.600 I've played one

00:26:35.820 And I'll do that

00:26:36.400 Kind of thing

00:26:36.880 But I've never

00:26:38.420 You know

00:26:39.760 I'm not

00:26:40.060 I don't have any plan

00:26:40.920 To be anything crazy

00:26:42.020 You know

00:26:43.320 But um

00:26:44.000 But it's hard to think

00:26:45.880 That somebody isn't

00:26:46.800 If you see a man 0.93

00:26:47.460 Fall asleep

00:26:47.960 And he's got that

00:26:48.580 Yellow mustard

00:26:49.360 In his stash

00:26:50.260 And he's just

00:26:51.520 Dozed off

00:26:52.440 With a plastic

00:26:53.740 Fork in his hand

00:26:54.760 I mean

00:26:56.620 I don't want to say

00:26:57.220 It's erotic

00:26:57.860 Because it's not

00:26:58.560 It's just really

00:26:59.440 I mean

00:27:00.580 That's the dark arts

00:27:01.580 You know

00:27:02.860 When you see a man 0.93

00:27:03.780 With a mustache

00:27:04.580 And he's been

00:27:06.380 Just having some

00:27:07.120 Pea salad

00:27:07.760 Some pea salad

00:27:08.720 And then he just

00:27:10.340 Dozes off

00:27:11.120 You know

00:27:11.360 Because he can't

00:27:11.940 Handle

00:27:12.360 You know

00:27:13.020 Maybe it's got

00:27:13.540 Too much egg in it

00:27:14.540 Or too much

00:27:15.180 You know

00:27:16.920 Maybe some other 1.00

00:27:18.240 Kind of shit 1.00

00:27:18.820 In it 1.00

00:27:19.080 I don't even know 0.99

00:27:19.580 What the fuck 0.99

00:27:19.920 Is MP salad 1.00

00:27:21.220 But

00:27:22.180 He can't handle

00:27:23.680 It all

00:27:23.960 So he dozes off

00:27:25.020 You know

00:27:25.240 His brain shuts down

00:27:26.380 You know

00:27:27.200 He closes down

00:27:27.880 Shop for a little bit

00:27:28.920 And shuts his eyes

00:27:30.000 And then you see

00:27:31.900 But in his mustache

00:27:32.780 He's still got

00:27:33.560 That yellow

00:27:34.180 That yellow

00:27:35.400 Thick

00:27:35.820 Thick

00:27:36.200 Just hanging out

00:27:37.340 Hanging out

00:27:38.000 Up in his word curtain

00:27:39.000 And he can't hang

00:27:39.940 And he can't live life

00:27:41.520 And

00:27:42.760 And that's

00:27:44.140 Honestly

00:27:44.540 That's probably a pervert 1.00

00:27:45.620 So

00:27:46.800 But yeah

00:27:47.660 I got to see

00:27:48.120 One of those this weekend

00:27:48.980 And that's fun

00:27:49.740 That's family

00:27:50.620 You know

00:27:51.580 That's family

00:27:52.240 But look

00:27:53.100 I'm going to keep this episode

00:27:54.060 We had some calls

00:27:54.880 That came in

00:27:55.300 I'm going to get to some of those

00:27:56.320 Because

00:27:56.640 My brain's a little

00:27:57.880 All over the place

00:27:58.700 And I'm

00:27:59.260 And

00:27:59.740 And

00:28:01.160 And I want to get it done

00:28:02.780 For you guys

00:28:03.460 I'm going to let you know

00:28:04.660 First and

00:28:05.600 Foremost

00:28:06.580 That

00:28:07.960 Next weekend

00:28:08.620 I'll be in Oxnard

00:28:09.520 California

00:28:10.200 Then I'm in

00:28:11.280 China

00:28:11.880 And China's a big 0.68

00:28:13.260 Huge country

00:28:14.080 And all kind of stuff

00:28:14.860 Happens over there

00:28:15.600 And I'm going to be

00:28:16.420 One of the things

00:28:17.040 That's happening over there

00:28:18.100 And some people say

00:28:19.360 China

00:28:19.900 Some people say

00:28:20.980 China

00:28:21.540 And China

00:28:22.520 Is nothing

00:28:23.540 That's not

00:28:24.200 It's not a real thing

00:28:24.980 So it's China 0.91

00:28:25.680 And I'll be over there

00:28:26.940 July 12th

00:28:27.640 Through the 14th

00:28:28.420 So if you have any friends

00:28:29.480 Over there

00:28:29.720 That live in Shanghai

00:28:30.840 Or

00:28:31.700 Chi Minh 0.74

00:28:32.920 Hit them up

00:28:34.200 Tell them

00:28:34.540 Hey

00:28:34.740 Go see my friend

00:28:35.680 Also coming up

00:28:36.960 I'll be in Raleigh

00:28:37.700 North Carolina

00:28:38.280 Minneapolis

00:28:38.780 Chicago

00:28:39.660 Nashville

00:28:40.320 Toronto

00:28:41.080 Appleton

00:28:41.680 Wisconsin

00:28:42.640 Buffalo

00:28:43.140 Salt Lake City

00:28:44.280 Washington D.C.

00:28:45.740 And many

00:28:46.320 Oh yeah

00:28:46.740 We already said Minneapolis

00:28:47.580 Minneapolis show

00:28:48.840 Is almost sold out

00:28:49.580 So we might be adding

00:28:50.240 A second show there

00:28:51.020 I don't know yet

00:28:51.820 But thank you guys

00:28:52.960 For coming out

00:28:53.680 You're putting a lot

00:28:54.860 Of pressure on me

00:28:55.620 To keep coming up

00:28:57.520 With new material

00:28:58.240 And stuff

00:28:58.720 But I'm grateful for it

00:29:00.720 You know

00:29:01.460 Because it makes me

00:29:02.200 Feel more challenged

00:29:03.140 And that makes me feel

00:29:06.440 You know

00:29:08.900 It makes me feel excited

00:29:09.780 You know

00:29:10.440 It's scary

00:29:11.000 It's scary to know

00:29:12.100 If my brain

00:29:12.680 Will have more ideas

00:29:14.500 You know

00:29:15.320 That's something

00:29:15.680 That scares me a lot

00:29:16.540 Thinking well

00:29:17.000 Am I going to run

00:29:17.500 Out of ideas

00:29:18.200 You know

00:29:19.220 Am I going to run

00:29:19.720 Out of

00:29:20.060 You know

00:29:21.040 Memories

00:29:21.660 Am I going to run

00:29:22.660 Out of memories

00:29:23.120 That are good

00:29:23.600 Memories that I can

00:29:24.400 Tell a story about

00:29:26.180 You know

00:29:27.640 It's alarming

00:29:28.040 I guess it's just

00:29:28.640 Like a painter

00:29:29.180 Thinking

00:29:29.520 Oh well

00:29:30.000 What if all the

00:29:31.760 Paint doesn't exist

00:29:33.180 Tomorrow

00:29:34.600 What if they dry up

00:29:35.540 Or they shut down

00:29:36.220 A couple colors

00:29:36.960 You know

00:29:37.760 What if fuchsia

00:29:38.580 Or magenta

00:29:39.260 Goes out of business

00:29:40.300 You know

00:29:41.460 What if

00:29:41.820 Roy Gbiv

00:29:42.580 Goes under

00:29:43.200 And then I'm

00:29:44.520 I'm just

00:29:44.680 Standing here

00:29:45.300 With nothing

00:29:46.480 With nothing

00:29:47.520 On my palate

00:29:48.260 So yeah

00:29:50.020 It's scary

00:29:51.160 But I guess

00:29:51.620 That's the excitement

00:29:52.360 Is a little bit

00:29:53.640 Of that fear

00:29:54.280 You know

00:29:54.560 Having one foot

00:29:55.280 Out in the fear

00:29:56.080 Instead of

00:29:57.880 Two feet

00:29:59.020 On the dock

00:29:59.640 You know

00:30:00.020 Because I'll say

00:30:02.260 This man

00:30:02.700 And I don't

00:30:03.460 Mean to go back

00:30:04.140 To this

00:30:04.380 It's a little bit

00:30:04.840 Perverse

00:30:05.400 But

00:30:05.740 You know

00:30:07.040 When that girl 1.00

00:30:07.880 Sprayed me out

00:30:08.660 Into that little pond

00:30:09.620 Or whatever it was

00:30:10.360 A part of a river

00:30:11.040 That's not moving

00:30:11.780 You know what I'm saying

00:30:12.460 At first I was like

00:30:14.780 Man this is

00:30:15.740 You know

00:30:16.980 This is kind of

00:30:17.860 It's kind of shady 0.97

00:30:20.940 But it's fucking cool 0.92

00:30:21.920 You know 0.93

00:30:22.560 And

00:30:24.180 And then

00:30:26.420 I was like

00:30:27.360 Then the fish

00:30:28.760 Came over

00:30:29.220 And I was like

00:30:29.620 Oh this is scary

00:30:30.940 This is scary

00:30:33.840 Because after that

00:30:36.320 I had dreams

00:30:37.040 That I had

00:30:37.380 Like there were fish

00:30:38.180 Out there

00:30:38.400 That had my face 0.61

00:30:39.160 And had the same

00:30:39.680 Kind of chin

00:30:40.360 And cheekbones as me 0.99

00:30:41.320 And all kinds of weird shit 0.99

00:30:42.380 But there was some 0.99

00:30:43.700 There was a moment in there

00:30:44.680 When it was scary

00:30:45.340 That that's when

00:30:45.880 It was exciting

00:30:46.520 You know

00:30:47.980 When I don't sit here

00:30:48.720 In the comfort

00:30:49.280 All the time

00:30:50.100 You know

00:30:51.580 When I get out into

00:30:52.440 And when I get out

00:30:53.740 And when I get out

00:30:54.940 Into exciting

00:30:55.620 When I take

00:30:56.200 When I take

00:30:57.440 When I keep some risk

00:30:59.000 You know

00:30:59.920 When I keep a little bit

00:31:00.580 Of risk in the tank

00:31:01.580 And I don't just put

00:31:02.740 Safe gas in there 0.99

00:31:03.760 I fucking 0.99

00:31:04.200 Put a match up 0.98

00:31:05.460 In the top right corner

00:31:06.480 Of the tank

00:31:07.020 And just say

00:31:07.540 Hey

00:31:07.860 Hey fates

00:31:09.500 Hey powers that be

00:31:10.740 Let's see how this

00:31:11.400 Breaks down

00:31:12.080 But you can find

00:31:13.540 All the tickets

00:31:14.040 For all those places

00:31:14.600 Salt Lake City

00:31:15.100 Washington D.C.

00:31:16.240 All those places

00:31:16.900 At theovahn.com

00:31:18.500 Slash tour

00:31:19.360 Okay we had a lot of calls

00:31:20.840 You can always hit the hotline

00:31:22.080 If you want to be associated

00:31:23.420 With the podcast

00:31:24.360 The number is

00:31:25.100 985-664-9503

00:31:29.200 Here you go

00:31:31.180 We had a call

00:31:32.000 That came in

00:31:32.600 You know

00:31:33.020 I'd like to know

00:31:33.440 Who is listening

00:31:34.120 To the pod

00:31:34.760 And usually

00:31:36.780 I won't get into calls

00:31:37.700 This week

00:31:38.060 I'll try and

00:31:38.600 You know

00:31:39.040 Go through

00:31:39.540 My own life

00:31:40.780 And my brain

00:31:41.420 A little bit more

00:31:42.460 But man

00:31:44.420 Honestly

00:31:44.700 This week

00:31:45.160 Has just been

00:31:45.900 It's been crazy

00:31:47.120 Dude I shot

00:31:48.340 I worked on

00:31:48.840 Some television set

00:31:49.880 This week

00:31:50.400 But they had

00:31:52.640 A part of it

00:31:53.660 Where

00:31:54.020 It's like a big

00:31:55.540 Huge house party

00:31:56.340 In the Hollywood Hills

00:31:57.240 And so next thing

00:31:58.240 You know

00:31:58.420 I'm there

00:31:58.720 I'm in the Hollywood Hills

00:31:59.680 And the guy

00:32:00.820 Whose house it was

00:32:02.120 This beautiful gentleman

00:32:03.120 And he was in the band

00:32:04.280 Called Extreme

00:32:04.960 And they had that song

00:32:06.720 More than words

00:32:08.720 And it was like

00:32:10.680 You know

00:32:11.180 It was the kind of song

00:32:11.940 You could

00:32:12.320 You know

00:32:13.340 You could really

00:32:13.760 Feel yourself to

00:32:14.820 Or you could see

00:32:15.400 Somebody else's body to it

00:32:17.160 But

00:32:17.760 But they had

00:32:19.840 And part of the scene 0.97

00:32:21.120 They have porno 0.97

00:32:21.900 Going on 0.99

00:32:22.440 People shooting 0.99

00:32:23.080 Doing sex 0.99

00:32:24.000 By the pool 0.99

00:32:24.600 And so next thing

00:32:25.880 You know

00:32:26.060 They really had that

00:32:27.080 In the scene

00:32:27.600 I thought it was

00:32:28.180 Going to be fake

00:32:28.720 Right

00:32:28.980 I'm involved

00:32:30.800 In the dialogue

00:32:31.440 I'm supposed to be

00:32:31.980 Doing with this

00:32:32.520 Other character

00:32:33.760 I look over

00:32:34.800 And they got people 0.62

00:32:36.040 Doing real porno

00:32:37.060 Like what 1.00

00:32:38.280 Y'all fucking 0.99

00:32:39.680 Outdoors man 0.99

00:32:40.920 This is some real

00:32:42.240 Native American style

00:32:43.480 This pilgrims

00:32:44.300 You know

00:32:44.880 That's real pilgrims 1.00

00:32:47.800 I just had a sip of coffee

00:32:48.760 But I'd like to know

00:32:49.900 Who's listening to the podcast

00:32:50.840 And so

00:32:51.440 We got this call

00:32:52.560 Let's go

00:32:53.620 Hey Camel 0.94

00:32:54.700 C.O. Vaughn

00:32:56.480 I gotta just tell you

00:32:57.520 Something man

00:32:58.240 I'm listening to this podcast

00:32:59.880 And I just love

00:33:01.100 What you are doing so much

00:33:02.400 I am a board certified

00:33:04.100 Neuropsychologist

00:33:05.380 I am a graduate

00:33:07.260 Of Harvard Medical School

00:33:08.740 So I want to let you know 0.99

00:33:09.780 These smart bitches 1.00

00:33:10.820 Out here 1.00

00:33:11.280 Be listening

00:33:11.960 Dang 0.87

00:33:12.800 These SBs

00:33:13.860 Out there

00:33:14.400 Camel

00:33:15.040 See I just want to tell you

00:33:16.960 That every time I hear you

00:33:18.720 Talk about the dark art 0.99

00:33:20.060 Which is funny as shit 0.99

00:33:21.540 I'm not gonna lie 0.98

00:33:22.380 It's funny until you

00:33:23.600 Just lay it in your house

00:33:24.800 You know

00:33:25.920 And you done spray it out

00:33:27.120 All on your knuckles

00:33:27.940 And you got nothing

00:33:28.600 Left in your heart

00:33:29.400 But I feel you though

00:33:30.740 Onward

00:33:31.160 I want to let you know

00:33:32.980 That what you are also doing

00:33:34.420 And offering to people

00:33:35.500 Is truly the healing arts

00:33:38.020 Even though my specialty

00:33:39.340 Is dementia

00:33:40.040 And helping people

00:33:40.860 With brain injuries

00:33:41.700 I do a lot of therapy

00:33:43.520 And just try to connect

00:33:44.560 With people about trauma

00:33:45.720 And heartbreak

00:33:46.460 And the way that you talk

00:33:48.180 To people

00:33:49.180 And the way that you

00:33:50.180 Accept people

00:33:51.220 And the love

00:33:52.240 That you show to people

00:33:53.520 I needed to reach out

00:33:55.480 And tell you

00:33:56.080 That what you do

00:33:56.920 Is so unbelievably needed

00:33:59.080 And so therapeutic

00:34:00.760 And you do it

00:34:01.800 So so so well

00:34:03.640 If you were not

00:34:04.560 A natural born comedian 0.99

00:34:06.220 And hilarious as shit 0.99

00:34:08.020 As you are 0.99

00:34:08.720 I would absolutely

00:34:10.340 Encourage you

00:34:11.040 To go into social work

00:34:12.220 Well I didn't mean

00:34:13.940 To cut you off there

00:34:14.720 But I appreciate

00:34:15.900 The nice words

00:34:17.640 Yeah it's hard for me

00:34:19.440 To hear sometimes

00:34:20.280 People say

00:34:21.080 Nice stuff about me

00:34:22.580 But I really do appreciate

00:34:25.360 It's very sweet of you

00:34:26.120 And you know

00:34:27.080 Now I feel bad 0.96

00:34:27.720 About cutting you off 0.95

00:34:28.360 Because I wouldn't 0.84

00:34:28.860 I'm not really trying

00:34:29.680 To cut you off here

00:34:30.300 Psychology 0.85

00:34:31.120 Because you are

00:34:32.600 A natural

00:34:33.560 What you do

00:34:34.900 For people

00:34:35.460 Is not just

00:34:36.220 Make us laugh

00:34:37.240 Man

00:34:37.580 What you do

00:34:38.340 Is you provide

00:34:39.280 People with a space

00:34:40.380 Of love

00:34:41.320 And acceptance

00:34:42.120 And self reflection

00:34:43.440 And support

00:34:44.860 And I think

00:34:45.540 That so many people

00:34:46.440 Out there

00:34:46.900 Can't hear that message

00:34:48.260 Unless it comes

00:34:49.080 From someone

00:34:49.640 Who's genuine 0.98

00:34:50.480 And

00:34:51.360 Well

00:34:52.580 Well I appreciate it

00:34:54.200 You know

00:34:54.980 You know

00:34:58.620 That's nice

00:34:59.140 You to say

00:34:59.700 You know

00:35:00.060 I feel bad

00:35:00.940 Like kind of

00:35:01.520 You know

00:35:03.700 When you say

00:35:04.120 Nice stuff about me

00:35:05.080 It makes me feel

00:35:06.160 Let me think about

00:35:09.660 What it makes you feel

00:35:10.280 Man you got me

00:35:10.840 Feeling emotional now

00:35:12.100 But that's okay

00:35:13.620 I like

00:35:14.080 You know

00:35:15.140 I like having

00:35:15.620 Some emotions

00:35:16.300 You know

00:35:17.200 For so long

00:35:17.720 In my life

00:35:18.080 I didn't have any

00:35:18.680 I didn't

00:35:19.320 I had emotions

00:35:20.100 But it was just

00:35:20.580 Anger

00:35:21.080 And

00:35:22.180 Fear

00:35:23.160 And

00:35:24.960 And probably

00:35:28.220 Just like

00:35:29.100 Feeling like

00:35:29.660 Not worth

00:35:30.360 You know

00:35:31.440 Feeling not worth

00:35:32.460 You know

00:35:35.340 Probably 0.99

00:35:35.640 Damn 0.99

00:35:36.000 You got me 1.00

00:35:36.420 Leaking now

00:35:37.220 Probably feeling

00:35:37.980 Not worth

00:35:38.620 Not worth love

00:35:41.120 You know

00:35:41.720 And I didn't

00:35:42.700 Know at the time

00:35:43.300 I didn't know

00:35:43.740 That's what it was

00:35:44.360 I just felt

00:35:45.160 I just felt

00:35:47.980 Angry

00:35:48.360 You know

00:35:49.100 And I just

00:35:49.600 I felt funny

00:35:51.320 And I felt

00:35:52.300 You know

00:35:53.980 I felt

00:35:54.500 I felt

00:35:57.160 I felt

00:35:57.180 I felt

00:35:57.900 I didn't not feel alive

00:35:59.160 I didn't feel comatose

00:36:00.580 Or anything like that

00:36:01.120 I just

00:36:01.540 I felt

00:36:02.720 I guess

00:36:04.320 I felt unloved

00:36:05.340 You know

00:36:05.740 Even though

00:36:06.100 I didn't realize it

00:36:07.180 And I've never

00:36:11.620 Really accepted compliments

00:36:12.960 Very well

00:36:13.680 I don't think

00:36:14.800 But I think

00:36:15.320 That's sweet of you

00:36:15.880 To say

00:36:16.320 And I

00:36:17.580 You know

00:36:18.300 I feel like

00:36:19.140 I mean

00:36:20.360 It's crazy to me

00:36:21.040 Because look

00:36:21.500 If you'd asked me

00:36:22.500 Five years ago

00:36:23.400 If I

00:36:24.440 You know

00:36:24.940 I don't know

00:36:27.260 If I would have had

00:36:27.800 A lot of the same

00:36:28.560 Feelings inside of me

00:36:30.000 I think a lot of it

00:36:31.080 For me has come from

00:36:32.060 And I go back

00:36:33.420 On this stuff

00:36:34.000 Sometimes

00:36:34.360 About getting in

00:36:35.100 Like a 12 step program

00:36:36.300 And stuff like that

00:36:37.200 Because I couldn't

00:36:38.900 See that

00:36:39.640 There was so much

00:36:40.640 More in the world

00:36:42.280 That I was missing

00:36:43.080 Emotionally

00:36:43.820 Before

00:36:44.660 I just

00:36:46.840 I felt

00:36:47.740 People would always say

00:36:48.900 I feel like I can't

00:36:49.720 Get to know you

00:36:50.560 I'm like

00:36:51.440 Really

00:36:51.800 And this would be

00:36:52.620 Girlfriends

00:36:53.200 And everything

00:36:53.720 You know

00:36:55.120 And even dudes 0.99

00:36:56.440 That were jerking off 0.99

00:36:57.200 Outside of my window 0.99

00:36:58.020 You know

00:36:58.920 I'm joking about that part

00:37:01.780 But this would be

00:37:03.280 Girl 0.91

00:37:03.560 They'd be like

00:37:04.080 Yeah

00:37:04.260 I just feel like

00:37:04.820 I'm like

00:37:05.720 Really to me

00:37:06.540 Everything seems

00:37:07.320 I tell you everything

00:37:08.460 It seemed like

00:37:09.500 We know each other

00:37:10.300 But there was

00:37:11.800 This other level

00:37:12.440 Where it was hard

00:37:13.200 To get to

00:37:13.600 And I find

00:37:15.260 Still though

00:37:15.920 That the

00:37:16.320 You know

00:37:16.860 If I don't stay

00:37:17.860 On top of

00:37:18.400 What's going on

00:37:18.920 With me

00:37:19.380 And stay in touch

00:37:20.400 With myself

00:37:20.980 And

00:37:22.060 And try and stay

00:37:23.760 In touch with

00:37:24.100 Other people

00:37:24.560 That

00:37:24.900 That part of me

00:37:26.100 Creeps back

00:37:26.780 Really fast

00:37:27.580 That's disconnected

00:37:28.380 And that's very

00:37:29.860 Scary to me

00:37:30.500 And that's one of

00:37:30.900 The biggest fears

00:37:31.380 In my life right now

00:37:32.180 Is 0.88

00:37:32.400 Is getting

00:37:33.700 Is becoming

00:37:34.420 Disconnected

00:37:35.600 Because I

00:37:37.660 Flirt and work

00:37:39.340 In this

00:37:39.620 Disconnected world

00:37:40.640 In Hollywood

00:37:42.440 But

00:37:43.340 You know

00:37:44.160 I just try

00:37:44.760 And stay close

00:37:45.460 To people

00:37:45.820 That I care about

00:37:46.640 And

00:37:47.620 And not be afraid

00:37:48.980 To care about them

00:37:49.800 If I can

00:37:50.340 And also

00:37:52.420 Look

00:37:52.600 I'm learning

00:37:52.980 As I go

00:37:53.700 So

00:37:54.340 But I'm happy

00:37:55.080 To know

00:37:55.300 They got some 1.00

00:37:55.920 Real legit bitches 1.00

00:37:56.860 Out there 1.00

00:37:57.500 From Harvard

00:37:58.620 Medical

00:37:59.000 Center

00:38:01.020 Who were

00:38:03.260 Who were

00:38:04.060 Psychologists

00:38:04.740 Or psychotherapists

00:38:05.940 You know

00:38:07.180 What's funny

00:38:07.540 Is I was just

00:38:08.000 Thinking this week

00:38:08.700 Actually

00:38:08.980 I wish

00:38:09.360 I could go

00:38:10.720 Back to school

00:38:11.360 If I had more

00:38:11.860 Time to go

00:38:12.400 Back to school

00:38:13.000 And

00:38:13.700 And try to learn

00:38:16.200 How to

00:38:16.740 Just be like

00:38:18.540 A more effective

00:38:19.340 Listener

00:38:20.440 That's what I'd

00:38:21.560 Like to be

00:38:22.100 Like I wish

00:38:23.380 Like when I was

00:38:23.860 Listening to somebody

00:38:24.720 If they

00:38:25.180 If I knew

00:38:25.760 That they weren't

00:38:26.260 Feeling good

00:38:26.940 That I could

00:38:28.120 Ask them a question

00:38:29.040 Or

00:38:29.540 Or

00:38:30.740 Make a

00:38:31.460 You know

00:38:31.880 A suggestion

00:38:32.620 That

00:38:33.140 Would help

00:38:34.620 Them

00:38:35.120 You know

00:38:39.460 Would help

00:38:39.740 Them feel

00:38:40.140 Better

00:38:40.460 So

00:38:42.060 I don't know

00:38:42.620 Bro

00:38:42.860 I don't mean

00:38:43.380 To get off

00:38:43.820 On all this 1.00

00:38:44.140 Shit 1.00

00:38:44.280 You got me 1.00

00:38:44.660 Off on all

00:38:45.080 This stuff

00:38:45.520 But thanks

00:38:46.060 For calling

00:38:46.420 Thanks for

00:38:46.800 Calling

00:38:47.140 And

00:38:48.240 You know

00:38:49.760 I'm just

00:38:50.460 Out here

00:38:50.780 I'm just

00:38:51.020 One of these

00:38:51.380 People

00:38:51.760 But

00:38:52.320 But I'm

00:38:54.060 Happy to be

00:38:54.620 Here

00:38:54.920 And I'm

00:38:55.600 Happy to be

00:38:56.040 Here with

00:38:56.320 You

00:38:56.560 You know

00:38:57.960 Today

00:38:58.460 And I'm

00:38:59.000 Happy for

00:38:59.340 All of

00:38:59.600 This past

00:39:00.040 Week

00:39:00.220 And listeners

00:39:00.520 That came

00:39:00.840 Out to

00:39:01.080 This weekend

00:39:01.560 Man

00:39:01.800 It's

00:39:01.920 Crazy

00:39:02.360 We got

00:39:04.640 To find

00:39:04.900 Some way

00:39:05.220 To do

00:39:05.480 Something

00:39:05.720 More

00:39:06.100 On weekend

00:39:07.240 Shows

00:39:07.620 Where we

00:39:07.860 Could do

00:39:08.140 Something

00:39:08.340 Together

00:39:08.760 And I'll

00:39:09.420 Start to

00:39:09.700 Brainstorm

00:39:10.120 What that

00:39:10.400 Could be

00:39:10.720 Maybe

00:39:10.980 We got

00:39:11.880 Another caller

00:39:12.380 Here we

00:39:12.660 Go 0.99

00:39:12.920 Damn 1.00

00:39:21.160 Nomadic 1.00

00:39:21.660 Nomadic

00:39:21.680 Beastly

00:39:22.260 On Instagram

00:39:22.860 I'm guessing

00:39:23.440 And then

00:39:23.860 Handsome

00:39:25.160 Julius

00:39:25.660 Out the

00:39:26.060 Bronx 0.68

00:39:26.720 Boy

00:39:27.220 Handsome

00:39:28.140 Julius

00:39:28.780 Come on

00:39:29.840 I just

00:39:30.140 Called

00:39:30.380 To let

00:39:30.760 You know

00:39:31.140 I'm

00:39:32.260 An urban

00:39:32.760 Guy

00:39:33.200 I'm

00:39:33.560 From the

00:39:34.100 Inner

00:39:34.660 City

00:39:35.000 Of the

00:39:36.100 Bad

00:39:36.340 Burroughs 0.99

00:39:36.860 And like

00:39:37.400 Your name

00:39:38.940 Probably

00:39:39.240 Isn't said

00:39:39.660 That often

00:39:40.160 In the

00:39:40.420 Bronx 0.68

00:39:40.720 That's

00:39:42.480 Probably

00:39:42.760 True

00:39:43.080 Man

00:39:43.400 You know

00:39:43.940 I have

00:39:44.240 Sometimes

00:39:44.700 You know

00:39:45.280 Sometimes

00:39:45.760 Julius

00:39:46.120 I wish

00:39:46.620 That I

00:39:46.840 Could live

00:39:47.160 Like more

00:39:47.560 Than one

00:39:47.940 Life

00:39:48.340 You know

00:39:49.500 And

00:39:49.740 And maybe

00:39:51.140 I will

00:39:51.600 Maybe

00:39:51.860 We all

00:39:52.300 Will

00:39:52.540 You know

00:39:52.880 If our

00:39:53.300 You know

00:39:53.940 Our higher

00:39:54.360 Power

00:39:54.640 Wants that

00:39:55.240 For us

00:39:55.740 Or if

00:39:56.440 We handled

00:39:56.880 This life

00:39:57.340 Okay enough

00:39:58.080 Or if

00:39:58.340 It was

00:39:58.560 Comfortable

00:39:59.000 Enough

00:39:59.340 On us

00:39:59.860 And it

00:40:00.500 Wasn't

00:40:00.780 Too

00:40:01.140 Painful

00:40:01.980 Then maybe

00:40:02.380 We'll get

00:40:02.780 To come

00:40:03.080 Back and

00:40:03.520 Do it

00:40:04.140 Again

00:40:04.380 In some

00:40:04.680 Facet

00:40:05.120 But

00:40:05.440 But

00:40:07.480 But

00:40:08.800 Sometimes

00:40:09.060 I think

00:40:09.400 About what

00:40:09.720 It would be

00:40:09.960 Like to

00:40:10.260 Grow up

00:40:10.640 On

00:40:10.820 In New

00:40:11.360 York

00:40:11.780 You know

00:40:12.520 Out in

00:40:12.780 The

00:40:12.960 Bronx 0.68

00:40:13.400 Baby

00:40:13.780 That

00:40:14.280 Fat

00:40:14.660 Joe

00:40:14.940 Country

00:40:15.440 You know

00:40:16.080 Out there

00:40:16.600 Rose

00:40:17.040 Hill

00:40:17.340 You know

00:40:18.300 Out there

00:40:19.740 Just like

00:40:23.320 Walking around

00:40:24.320 In the

00:40:24.740 Sunshine

00:40:25.240 And like

00:40:26.340 Just everything

00:40:27.460 You know

00:40:27.880 They got a

00:40:28.560 Dead pigeon

00:40:29.220 Over there

00:40:29.840 And they got

00:40:30.280 People playing

00:40:31.020 You know

00:40:31.780 Handball

00:40:32.680 Against the

00:40:33.200 Walls

00:40:33.780 And they got

00:40:34.100 Dominicans

00:40:34.820 And they got

00:40:35.560 You know

00:40:36.140 Puerto Rican

00:40:36.860 People

00:40:37.380 And they got 0.99

00:40:38.040 Fucking somebody 0.99

00:40:39.360 You know 1.00

00:40:40.040 Throwing all

00:40:40.720 Their spouse's

00:40:41.800 Clothes out

00:40:42.420 The second

00:40:42.860 Story window

00:40:43.880 And

00:40:44.940 And they got

00:40:46.200 Some grandmother

00:40:47.100 Just pinching

00:40:47.840 Her kids

00:40:48.300 Italian cheek

00:40:49.500 And they got

00:40:50.760 You know

00:40:52.020 They got

00:40:52.720 Just

00:40:54.720 Just life

00:40:56.020 They just have

00:40:57.560 So much life

00:40:58.380 Going on

00:40:59.140 And it's

00:41:01.040 Faster there

00:41:02.000 You know

00:41:02.600 But New York

00:41:03.700 Has a

00:41:04.080 New York

00:41:05.640 Has an amazing

00:41:06.240 Ability where

00:41:06.840 They have a

00:41:07.300 Little bit of

00:41:07.620 This

00:41:07.840 It's almost

00:41:08.540 Like you get

00:41:09.020 A small town

00:41:09.820 In a moment

00:41:10.900 There

00:41:11.280 New York

00:41:12.020 There's so much

00:41:12.700 Going on

00:41:13.080 You get a

00:41:13.460 Small town

00:41:13.920 In a moment

00:41:14.560 Like you can

00:41:16.220 Get a

00:41:16.540 You can get

00:41:16.920 A million years

00:41:17.760 Of small town

00:41:18.440 Life almost

00:41:18.960 Sometimes in

00:41:19.480 A moment

00:41:19.980 In New York

00:41:20.660 Just turning

00:41:21.580 A corner

00:41:22.000 And opening

00:41:22.400 Your eyes

00:41:22.920 And it's

00:41:23.260 Just

00:41:23.420 Everything

00:41:23.780 Is so fast

00:41:24.720 But thank you

00:41:27.160 For calling

00:41:27.520 Julius

00:41:27.900 Onward brother

00:41:28.680 But I'm

00:41:29.500 Watching

00:41:29.860 And I'm

00:41:30.640 Listening

00:41:31.360 On the train

00:41:32.080 On my way

00:41:32.480 To work

00:41:32.760 Every day

00:41:33.220 I'm an electrician

00:41:34.360 By the way

00:41:34.780 Oh hell

00:41:36.040 Hell yeah

00:41:36.360 Dude

00:41:36.720 Electrician

00:41:37.400 I was just

00:41:37.740 Talking about

00:41:38.300 Electrician

00:41:38.980 If somebody's

00:41:40.300 Electrician

00:41:41.040 Man

00:41:41.400 That's

00:41:41.860 And they

00:41:42.900 Smoking weed

00:41:43.540 At the same

00:41:44.060 Time

00:41:44.540 Boy

00:41:44.900 Come on

00:41:46.080 I mean

00:41:47.840 That's

00:41:48.460 I mean

00:41:50.420 That's

00:41:50.700 The new

00:41:51.340 I mean

00:41:53.140 You're basically 1.00

00:41:53.760 You're a damn 1.00

00:41:54.220 Science fair 1.00

00:41:54.860 Project

00:41:55.320 If that's

00:41:55.760 What you're

00:41:56.060 Doing

00:41:56.260 Man

00:41:56.580 Come on

00:41:57.180 And

00:41:57.840 Although it's

00:41:59.300 Based in

00:41:59.920 Humor

00:42:00.280 And based

00:42:01.300 In like

00:42:01.700 You know

00:42:02.020 Dry humor

00:42:03.140 Sarcasm

00:42:04.460 But 1.00

00:42:05.380 Shit is 1.00

00:42:06.320 Good bro 0.99

00:42:06.780 I appreciate

00:42:07.620 All the

00:42:08.160 Positive words

00:42:09.340 That are

00:42:09.720 Max

00:42:10.060 Inside the

00:42:10.660 Jokes

00:42:10.980 Well thanks

00:42:12.540 Julius

00:42:13.200 It's nice

00:42:13.740 It's nice

00:42:14.100 You to say

00:42:14.480 Man

00:42:14.700 Nice

00:42:14.880 You to

00:42:15.080 Think about

00:42:15.440 That

00:42:15.780 You know

00:42:16.880 But yeah

00:42:18.680 Man

00:42:18.920 Just know

00:42:19.420 That you're

00:42:19.740 Living a

00:42:20.080 Life

00:42:20.300 That a lot

00:42:20.740 Of people

00:42:21.040 Dream about

00:42:21.780 You know

00:42:22.140 That alternate

00:42:22.680 Life

00:42:23.020 Just kind

00:42:23.800 Of mobbing

00:42:24.380 Around New

00:42:24.880 York

00:42:25.080 With your

00:42:25.400 Eyes open

00:42:26.040 You know

00:42:27.200 Just feeling

00:42:27.740 All the

00:42:28.100 You know

00:42:28.660 Beautiful

00:42:29.060 Women 1.00

00:42:29.420 Goes by

00:42:30.140 And

00:42:30.360 Somebody

00:42:31.040 Too 0.99

00:42:31.360 Fucking 0.99

00:42:31.760 Deviant 1.00

00:42:33.300 Vagrants

00:42:33.920 Or whatever 1.00

00:42:34.300 Fucking 1.00

00:42:34.720 Beating 1.00

00:42:35.140 Each other

00:42:35.540 With 1.00

00:42:35.760 Prosthetic

00:42:36.740 Limbs

00:42:37.180 Across

00:42:37.480 The

00:42:37.720 Street

00:42:38.000 And

00:42:38.200 You

00:42:38.300 Got

00:42:38.520 You know

00:42:39.280 You know

00:42:41.280 Somebody

00:42:41.660 Shooting

00:42:42.060 Bullets

00:42:42.520 In the

00:42:42.740 Air

00:42:42.860 Trying

00:42:43.080 To

00:42:43.200 Catch

00:42:43.500 Them

00:42:43.640 In

00:42:43.740 His 0.88

00:42:43.900 Mouth

00:42:44.320 And

00:42:44.520 You

00:42:44.620 Got

00:42:44.780 Everything

00:42:45.320 You know

00:42:46.860 I was

00:42:47.020 In New

00:42:47.220 York

00:42:47.360 One

00:42:47.560 Time

00:42:47.760 Somebody

00:42:48.060 Jumped

00:42:49.640 Off a

00:42:49.920 Building

00:42:50.140 And 0.98

00:42:50.300 Killed 0.96

00:42:50.500 Themselves 0.78

00:42:51.020 Or

00:42:51.180 Whatever

00:42:51.460 And

00:42:51.760 The

00:42:52.480 Crowd

00:42:52.740 Starting

00:42:53.060 To

00:42:53.220 Disperse

00:42:53.820 You know

00:42:54.140 And

00:42:54.300 Then

00:42:54.460 Some

00:42:54.700 Lady

00:42:54.940 Walks

00:42:55.300 Up

00:42:55.480 And

00:42:55.580 She

00:42:55.680 Goes

00:42:55.840 Did

00:42:56.040 You

00:42:56.140 See

00:42:56.400 It

00:42:56.560 And

00:42:56.660 I'm

00:42:56.760 Like

00:42:56.880 What

00:42:57.120 Was

00:42:57.420 It

00:42:57.520 I'm

00:42:57.660 Thinking

00:42:57.800 About

00:42:57.960 The

00:42:58.100 Body

00:42:58.460 Or

00:42:58.620 Something

00:42:58.920 You know

00:42:59.260 Maybe

00:42:59.460 This

00:43:09.280 I said

00:43:09.780 What

00:43:10.160 And

00:43:10.560 She

00:43:10.660 Pulled

00:43:11.100 Her

00:43:11.200 Dress

00:43:11.500 Up

00:43:11.720 And

00:43:11.820 Showed

00:43:12.060 Me

00:43:12.140 That

00:43:12.300 Big

00:43:12.600 That

00:43:13.700 Big

00:43:13.920 Coochie

00:43:14.460 Bruh

00:43:14.900 You

00:43:15.120 Feel

00:43:15.400 Me

00:43:15.640 Showed

00:43:16.520 Me

00:43:16.620 That

00:43:16.780 Big 0.99

00:43:17.100 Fucking 0.99

00:43:17.480 Tiger's 1.00

00:43:18.160 Mouth

00:43:18.460 She

00:43:18.680 Had

00:43:18.920 Down

00:43:19.180 There

00:43:19.400 Boy

00:43:19.740 That

00:43:20.760 Big

00:43:21.000 Side

00:43:21.340 You know

00:43:21.700 That

00:43:21.900 Big 0.99

00:43:22.180 Fucking 1.00

00:43:22.520 You know 1.00

00:43:23.800 Looked

00:43:24.020 Like

00:43:24.120 About

00:43:24.320 Three

00:43:24.560 Or

00:43:24.700 Four

00:43:24.940 Salamanders

00:43:26.060 Sleeping

00:43:26.500 Next

00:43:26.860 To

00:43:27.000 Each

00:43:27.200 Other

00:43:27.400 And

00:43:27.560 One

00:43:27.720 Of

00:43:27.860 Them

00:43:28.000 You know

00:43:29.740 One

00:43:29.960 Of

00:43:30.080 Them

00:43:30.180 Had

00:43:30.400 The

00:43:30.540 Gout

00:43:30.900 But

00:43:32.220 Yeah

00:43:32.500 Crazy

00:43:32.980 Man

00:43:33.440 And

00:43:39.280 Kind

00:43:39.440 Of

00:43:39.520 Like

00:43:39.620 A

00:43:39.760 Tougher

00:43:40.000 Guy

00:43:40.340 And

00:43:40.500 Maybe

00:43:40.760 You know

00:43:43.240 I

00:43:43.560 Think

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00:43:44.660 Guys

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00:43:48.860 Are

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00:43:50.800 So

00:43:51.720 That's

00:43:51.980 Cool

00:43:52.200 Man

00:43:52.480 It's

00:43:52.620 Pretty

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00:43:53.100 You know

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00:43:55.260 Some

00:43:55.400 Follow

00:43:55.660 Ups

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00:43:55.980 Last

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00:43:56.520 Calls

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00:44:06.620 Dental

00:44:07.060 Or

00:44:07.600 Whatever

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00:44:08.140 Know

00:44:08.320 Medical

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00:44:09.660 Brain 1.00

00:44:10.460 Whatever

00:44:10.980 I

00:44:11.460 Need

00:44:11.600 A

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00:44:12.080 In

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00:44:13.680 You

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00:44:14.100 Me

00:44:14.320 I

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00:44:15.600 Mental

00:44:16.460 Floss

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00:44:22.300 Last

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00:44:22.740 And

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00:44:23.280 Those

00:44:23.460 Because

00:44:23.620 Those

00:44:23.820 Are

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00:44:24.400 Because

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00:44:26.300 Guys

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00:44:32.960 Yep

00:44:42.740 This

00:44:42.920 Is 0.88

00:44:43.060 Daniel

00:44:43.380 From

00:44:43.640 Maui

00:44:44.200 And

00:44:44.560 Maui

00:44:45.020 Boy

00:44:45.260 Y'all

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00:44:45.700 There

00:44:45.880 Floating

00:44:46.460 Out

00:44:46.660 There

00:44:46.840 In

00:44:46.940 The

00:44:47.040 Middle 0.95

00:44:47.180 Of

00:44:47.340 Nowhere

00:44:47.740 Eating

00:44:48.040 Pineapples

00:44:48.720 Dude

00:44:49.040 And 1.00

00:44:49.680 Fucking 1.00

00:44:49.980 Catching 1.00

00:44:50.460 Salmon

00:44:50.880 In

00:44:51.000 Your

00:44:51.140 Jaw

00:44:51.480 And

00:44:53.140 Also

00:44:53.400 You

00:44:53.680 Just

00:44:53.920 Said

00:44:54.240 That

00:44:54.700 This

00:44:55.280 Oh

00:44:55.820 Yeah

00:44:56.020 We

00:44:56.260 Had

00:44:56.360 A

00:44:56.460 Call

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00:44:56.960 Week

00:44:57.240 And

00:44:58.240 A

00:44:58.400 Boy

00:44:58.640 Said

00:44:59.060 He

00:45:00.420 Said

00:45:00.800 That

00:45:01.020 He

00:45:01.600 Got

00:45:01.780 Propositioned

00:45:02.480 By

00:45:02.620 A

00:45:02.800 Woman 0.99

00:45:03.080 To

00:45:03.520 Marry 0.52

00:45:03.880 Him

00:45:04.220 And

00:45:04.960 This

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00:45:05.800 Lady

00:45:06.100 And

00:45:07.000 He's

00:45:07.360 Considering

00:45:07.800 It

00:45:08.080 So

00:45:08.460 Here's

00:45:09.260 A

00:45:09.360 Suggestion

00:45:09.840 From

00:45:10.060 Daniel

00:45:10.480 Yeah

00:45:12.660 Don't

00:45:13.100 Do

00:45:13.280 It

00:45:13.420 Man

00:45:13.640 It's

00:45:14.180 Not

00:45:14.340 Worth

00:45:14.580 It

00:45:14.760 My

00:45:15.360 My

00:45:16.000 Kid's

00:45:16.440 Mom

00:45:16.760 Got

00:45:18.600 On

00:45:18.780 That 1.00

00:45:18.980 Fucking 1.00

00:45:19.300 Met 1.00

00:45:19.700 And

00:45:21.120 Married

00:45:22.740 Her

00:45:23.000 Friend

00:45:23.560 Her

00:45:24.060 Friend

00:45:24.320 Paid

00:45:24.640 Her

00:45:24.940 I

00:45:25.260 Don't

00:45:25.360 Know

00:45:25.540 Like

00:45:25.740 20

00:45:26.040 Grand

00:45:26.360 Or

00:45:26.500 Something

00:45:26.760 To

00:45:26.980 Marry 0.52

00:45:27.240 Her

00:45:27.440 She

00:45:27.600 Was

00:45:27.820 Yugoslavian

00:45:30.740 Or

00:45:30.920 Some 1.00

00:45:31.160 Shit 1.00

00:45:31.380 Like 1.00

00:45:31.600 That

00:45:31.940 Well

00:45:32.980 Yugoslavian

00:45:33.620 Is 0.88

00:45:33.700 Just

00:45:33.820 A

00:45:33.980 Regular

00:45:34.260 Place

00:45:34.640 But

00:45:34.820 Yeah

00:45:34.980 I

00:45:35.240 Know

00:45:35.340 What

00:45:35.460 You're

00:45:35.560 Saying

00:45:35.740 Something

00:45:36.020 Wild

00:45:36.480 Out

00:45:36.720 There

00:45:37.000 You

00:45:37.280 Know

00:45:37.360 I'm

00:45:37.500 Saying

00:45:37.760 Like

00:45:38.220 Russia

00:45:38.720 But

00:45:39.180 Maybe

00:45:39.580 In

00:45:39.780 The

00:45:39.900 Mountains

00:45:40.240 Or

00:45:40.460 Something

00:45:40.740 Onward

00:45:41.320 Do

00:45:42.360 From

00:45:42.580 Do

00:45:55.740 Do

00:45:57.420 Do not pass go.

00:45:58.340 Do not collect $200.

00:46:00.220 So look, yeah, you could be damaging your future.

00:46:02.460 Look, these offers come along a lot, I think, in life in America where somebody's like, hey, marry this person for 20G.

00:46:09.160 They can live in the country or whatever.

00:46:10.760 And I had an opportunity, you know, in the past.

00:46:12.980 I got offered a couple of cleaning ladies that families were trying to keep in the U.S. 1.00

00:46:16.820 And I didn't go through with them.

00:46:19.820 And everything's been fine.

00:46:20.940 So I think, you know, I think I'm going to agree with you on this, Daniel.

00:46:24.420 Pass it up, man.

00:46:25.260 Let it go.

00:46:26.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:26.960 Maybe marry a real woman that you actually are in love with. 1.00

00:46:30.220 And maybe one day y'all might get divorced and she'll just take all your shit. 1.00

00:46:33.640 So that way, you know, nothing. 1.00

00:46:39.100 All right.

00:46:39.620 Let's hear another call right here, man.

00:46:41.460 Or you might just fall in love, bro.

00:46:44.060 Hey, dear.

00:46:45.200 This is Adam from Bellingham, Washington.

00:46:48.100 Hey, Adam.

00:46:48.860 Calling from Bellingham, dude.

00:46:50.420 And I was with a friend one time who his car broke down in Bellingham.

00:46:55.560 And that's it.

00:46:58.480 I think that's all I remember about it.

00:46:59.900 Let's go.

00:47:00.380 I've been listening to your show for two weeks now.

00:47:04.060 I thought it was pretty funny in listening to two weeks of mailman-related things.

00:47:10.200 And guess what?

00:47:12.360 Your boy is a mailman.

00:47:14.220 Yeah, man, boy.

00:47:15.940 Get in there.

00:47:17.360 You out there, you slanging letters, boy. 0.98

00:47:20.080 You that package savage, baby.

00:47:22.860 You out there, boy, with them perfume samples.

00:47:25.940 And you out there just dropping off them sweet scents into people's boxes, boy.

00:47:31.540 Throw a hit of that S. Day Lauder up into somebody's dirty box.

00:47:35.680 Man, I love that.

00:47:36.980 Dude, I was just talking today about how crazy it was.

00:47:40.520 Two mailmen called.

00:47:42.240 Male people, male persons, whatever.

00:47:43.900 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:47:44.980 Badass motherfuckers that's dropping off that mail. 1.00

00:47:53.040 And they both had dogs barking in the background. 1.00

00:47:56.960 I thought that was awesome.

00:47:58.200 But thank you for calling in.

00:47:59.300 Adam, you's a mailman as well?

00:48:00.540 Any more? 0.82

00:48:01.620 And I was laughing at the guy last week who got proposition for sex out in the streets.

00:48:08.360 I'm wondering, I've been a mailman for two years.

00:48:13.760 Well, I guess what I'm wondering is, why not me?

00:48:20.380 So you ready for something.

00:48:22.780 And this could be, look, if you're a stay-at-home mom, stay-at-home dad, you know.

00:48:28.760 Here's the thing.

00:48:29.560 Some jobs, it's already set up, you know.

00:48:32.360 Put this in the box.

00:48:33.920 Lick this stamp. 0.99

00:48:35.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:36.100 Stuff this envelope. 1.00

00:48:38.100 Fuck me by this stack of paper. 1.00

00:48:40.220 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:48:40.580 There's already enough kind of things out there in that world where you can easily lead right into sex.

00:48:46.800 You know, it is kind of crazy if you, when you think about this, and it reminds me of that movie Bridges of Madison Counties.

00:48:53.440 And how you could just be there lonely for so long.

00:48:56.420 Or if you are lonesome, and you have a man coming by each day, and you ain't hollering at that man.

00:49:02.760 Now, you might not be doing it because you're married, and you're in a committed, you know, and that's where you're at.

00:49:07.240 But sometimes, sometimes you just have to change it up.

00:49:10.860 Sometimes you gotta put a, you know, you gotta put a foot out into that fear. 1.00

00:49:15.080 And sometimes you gotta fuck a male person. 1.00

00:49:17.820 Sometimes you have to fuck a male person. 1.00

00:49:19.900 Think about that. 1.00

00:49:23.440 Because think about this.

00:49:24.460 Say you're running around town.

00:49:26.120 A small town or even a city.

00:49:28.480 There's dogs chasing you.

00:49:30.140 And the weather is trying to get you in hail.

00:49:33.680 Snow, hail.

00:49:36.020 Snail.

00:49:37.260 Rain.

00:49:38.700 Tornadoes.

00:49:39.740 Rainados. 0.98

00:49:40.220 Weather you've never even fucking heard of is coming after these people. 0.98

00:49:43.480 Coming after you. 0.99

00:49:44.340 Imagine you're a male person.

00:49:46.300 And you're doing all of this and all of that and surviving. 0.99

00:49:49.040 And finally, finally one day somebody fucks you during the afternoon. 0.98

00:49:54.820 How would you feel? 0.99

00:49:55.760 Pretty good, I bet, huh?

00:49:56.700 You know, sometimes we have to look at it from the other perspective.

00:50:00.140 But thank you for calling, Adam.

00:50:01.360 Maybe you'll get some, man.

00:50:03.620 Maybe you'll get some.

00:50:05.060 Here's one more follow-up from last week.

00:50:06.880 Hi, Theo.

00:50:08.000 My name is Vidal.

00:50:10.000 I live in Utah.

00:50:11.960 Thank you for calling Lidol.

00:50:13.660 I think it's Lidol or Vidal.

00:50:15.020 I can't tell.

00:50:15.660 But thank you for calling, Vidal.

00:50:17.780 And I'm married.

00:50:19.360 And I have a beautiful little girl.

00:50:21.880 Oh, man, you got a beautiful child.

00:50:24.340 And that's awesome, man.

00:50:25.900 Little girls are so sweet. 0.51

00:50:27.120 That's perfect.

00:50:28.140 More?

00:50:29.100 I was just calling because I want to let you know that, you know, what you were saying

00:50:34.140 really inspired me when it came to that guy that had lost his grandpa and his girl.

00:50:40.380 So, I recently, about a month ago, lost my best friend.

00:50:48.080 I'm in the military.

00:50:49.380 He was in the military.

00:50:53.220 I lost him to drugs.

00:50:55.740 And I lost, oh, I also lost my sergeant.

00:50:59.920 And, you know, it's been tough.

00:51:02.620 It's been rough.

00:51:03.360 I do agree that drugs, I was using them to help me feel also as well.

00:51:10.700 And I want to let the guy know that, you know, he's not alone.

00:51:16.640 I know I'm there with him.

00:51:19.600 And, you know, I want to let him know he's not alone.

00:51:24.520 And I'm trying to quit these drugs, man.

00:51:29.020 And I know he probably wants to, too.

00:51:31.080 So, if there was something we can do where we can both, you know, quit at the same time

00:51:38.500 or something, I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.

00:51:42.940 I just want to help him out because I don't want anyone to feel what.

00:51:47.580 I feel you, man.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, I feel you, dude.

00:51:50.000 It's tough when you know somebody else hurts and you have had experience with that same

00:51:54.640 pain and you know they're going through it.

00:51:57.160 Man, it's like secondhand smoke, but for your heart, isn't it?

00:52:01.780 It can be pretty hectic.

00:52:04.120 Well, thanks for calling, man.

00:52:05.220 You know what?

00:52:05.620 I tried to reach out this weekend to that gentleman and I'm going to try again tomorrow.

00:52:10.300 And maybe we, yeah, can connect you guys, see if he's okay with that.

00:52:15.420 And, yeah, at least you could, you know, you'll know you're not alone then.

00:52:19.160 You know, it's crazy how much different it gets when you just put a little bit of light

00:52:25.720 on your problem, man.

00:52:27.640 Because problems, they prosper in the darkness.

00:52:31.180 They become Picassos in the darkness, man. 0.99

00:52:35.160 Just a little bit of dirty ink and next thing you know, it's fucking Vincent Van, Van Voldemort. 0.99

00:52:43.100 You know, and that's the dark arts. 0.99

00:52:46.820 Things prosper in the darkness.

00:52:48.440 And you got to shine a little bit of light on them, man.

00:52:51.280 And it can lift up a little, bro.

00:52:53.640 You know, I feel that, man. 1.00

00:52:54.700 I believe that shit. 1.00

00:52:55.360 I know it sounds crazy, dude. 1.00

00:52:56.860 You know. 0.99

00:52:57.760 Or what the fuck? 1.00

00:52:58.600 Does this dude know what he's talking about? 1.00

00:53:00.160 Oh, well, dude.

00:53:02.160 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:53:03.080 I'll smoke a couple bowls of my own dick, son. 1.00

00:53:06.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:53:07.020 I'll babysit a cat with my nuts, bro.

00:53:09.800 Because that's who I am, bro.

00:53:11.620 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:53:12.780 I'll eat caviar off your cousin's ass, cheek, son. 1.00

00:53:15.780 Because I'm rich and naughty. 1.00

00:53:17.360 You feel me?

00:53:19.020 All right.

00:53:20.580 Let's take a couple of calls that came in.

00:53:22.880 Oh, best weekend, worst weekend.

00:53:26.860 You know what I'm going to do, though?

00:53:28.400 Let's go.

00:53:29.120 Hey, Theo.

00:53:30.000 This is Haley from rural Illinois.

00:53:33.000 Hey, Haley. 1.00

00:53:33.680 I'm in rural Illinois right now.

00:53:35.360 Onward.

00:53:35.660 I'm just cleaning somebody's house, doing my thing, you know, just like every day.

00:53:41.440 Oh, you're a house cleaner?

00:53:42.260 You know what I just realized the other day?

00:53:43.640 Like, I'm okay with tipping bartenders and servers, you know, at a bar if I buy a drink.

00:53:49.560 But I just, I weigh whether tip a house cleaner.

00:53:54.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:54.980 Because I'm doing, you know, if I'm at a motel room or hotel room or something, you know what I'm saying, man. 0.99

00:54:00.140 I'm leaving fucking back hair on the mattress. 0.98

00:54:03.640 You feel me? 1.00

00:54:04.260 Homeward.

00:54:04.720 But I had the best weekend ever this last weekend.

00:54:08.600 My boyfriend and I and our three best friends went camping by Starved Rock.

00:54:14.680 And we did some hiking.

00:54:17.240 We did a little drug, you know.

00:54:19.960 Oh, yeah.

00:54:20.880 You went hiking up by Starved Rock.

00:54:22.540 And you know what's so funny?

00:54:23.240 I drove past Starved Rock today. 0.99

00:54:25.260 And I was like, who the fuck would ever hang out around there? 0.99

00:54:27.540 And bam, you just called. 0.99

00:54:29.100 Excuse me.

00:54:29.580 And you just called.

00:54:30.280 That's pretty sweet.

00:54:32.020 Because it seemed like a place Starved Rock.

00:54:34.060 It seemed like things, you know, a place where things didn't end well for somebody or for a group of people.

00:54:38.080 But I'm glad you guys got out there and had fun.

00:54:40.660 You know, I wish that I went camping more.

00:54:42.480 My sister and her kids go camping all the time.

00:54:44.860 And, you know, I don't do enough of that kind of stuff.

00:54:47.020 I don't really get connected out there in nature enough.

00:54:49.280 And I need to work more on it.

00:54:52.080 I'm going to try to make that a goal for myself.

00:54:53.900 Let's hear more.

00:54:54.940 Just a little bit.

00:54:55.940 But we did some drinking.

00:54:58.060 We had a great time.

00:55:00.440 And to top it all off, the boyfriend and I came home.

00:55:03.860 And then we went kayaking down the Mackinac River.

00:55:07.540 And we got a little frisky.

00:55:09.580 Maybe once, twice, or three times.

00:55:14.080 It was really fun.

00:55:15.740 But, yeah, I can't wait to see you in Wyoming this Friday. 0.97

00:55:19.780 I'm calling in and telling my boss I got the shits so that I can come see you. 0.97

00:55:24.320 Thank you. 0.99

00:55:25.240 Wow.

00:55:25.820 So you already came to the show then.

00:55:27.540 Oh, this is wild.

00:55:28.720 This came in this week.

00:55:30.980 Well, yeah, it's crazy. 1.00

00:55:32.360 A, you called your boss and said you got the shits. 1.00

00:55:34.040 That's pretty, I mean, nobody can deny or lie about that. 1.00

00:55:38.760 B, you and your boyfriend got out there on that Mackinac River and was out there spanking and busting around each other.

00:55:45.640 And I like that. 0.99

00:55:47.040 You know, I remember going tubing when I was young and stopping and doing some sex and doing some child sex because I was still a child. 0.97

00:55:55.660 And so was the girl that I was seeing. 0.87

00:55:57.200 And we could legally have sex with each other because we were both children. 0.99

00:55:59.640 And doing some child sex out there on the banks. 1.00

00:56:03.120 And it's fun. 0.99

00:56:03.780 You know what's fun about that kind of stuff? 1.00

00:56:04.960 You got to fuck fast because your friends are waiting for you. 1.00

00:56:07.820 They're right up around the bend and you slip off on that sandbar and bust out, you know. 1.00

00:56:12.640 And it's all, I mean, in your genitals, everybody's genitals so cold you can't even tell what's getting fucked or what's doing the, you know, what's doing, you know, really doing a lot of the darting and what's doing a lot of the accepting. 0.98

00:56:22.700 It's just basically like smashing cold meat into, chunks of cold meat into each other until both of them, you know, just coom out a little. 0.99

00:56:33.260 But thank you for calling.

00:56:34.280 That is a best weekend.

00:56:35.280 Let's hear another submission for our best worst weekend.

00:56:37.900 Hey, see you.

00:56:38.620 This is Kyle from Maryland.

00:56:40.600 I just wanted to call in, talk to you a little bit about my past weekend.

00:56:44.960 My girl of almost eight years just moved in yesterday.

00:56:49.280 Ooh, brave boy.

00:56:51.700 Boy, uh, more.

00:56:53.860 So we're all pretty stoked about that.

00:56:55.620 That's pretty cool.

00:56:56.940 Uh, you know, we made some nice dinner. 0.99

00:57:01.420 And in the midst of all that, chopping garlic, fucking cut my hand. 0.99

00:57:06.440 Girl was there all nice, happy, everything was sweet, great day. 1.00

00:57:09.880 Fucking ends up in the, uh, emergency room. 0.99

00:57:12.900 I'm cutting my hand. 1.00

00:57:14.280 Ooh, the irony for a vampire, huh?

00:57:17.640 Ha, onward.

00:57:18.520 We ended up getting back after, you know, just a few stitches.

00:57:22.320 Uh, and then we put on the Theo Vaughn, uh, Netflix special, laughing hysterically.

00:57:29.580 Go get us, you know, go get it done.

00:57:32.140 Get it in afterwards.

00:57:33.660 Ooh.

00:57:34.100 Uh, sitting there in bed.

00:57:35.940 She, she, she rolls over, she tells me, you know, that's Theo Vaughn, dude.

00:57:41.320 Funny dude.

00:57:42.380 Funny guy.

00:57:43.000 So we look it up.

00:57:44.280 Boom.

00:57:44.820 You're in Washington, D.C. in November.

00:57:47.920 Bought us some tickets.

00:57:49.540 Gonna come see you, buddy.

00:57:51.320 Appreciate you.

00:57:52.100 Thanks.

00:57:52.440 Thank you guys, man.

00:57:54.480 And it, obviously, I know I'm not the only person who realized that that's a threesome

00:57:58.240 invitation right there.

00:58:00.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:00.980 A little bit of garlic, a little bit of cutlery, trip to the hospital, couple stitches, Netflix, 0.99

00:58:06.060 people fucking, I mean, look, I mean, how much Morse code or charades you got to put 0.99

00:58:12.540 down there for now y'all trying to get daddy in that bedroom. 0.99

00:58:16.900 Um, that is awesome, man. 0.99

00:58:18.640 And the crazy thing is if you cut your hand open and you're having sex, you almost have 0.77

00:58:22.240 to keep your hand in the air so it doesn't throb very much. 0.61

00:58:24.680 But that's interesting, man.

00:58:26.000 And I appreciate your weekend.

00:58:27.580 That is a great weekend.

00:58:28.540 Both of these are great.

00:58:29.360 We got one more submission for this past month.

00:58:32.140 And then, uh, next week I'll let you know who won for this month, uh, for our best worst

00:58:35.820 weekend.

00:58:36.280 Here we go.

00:58:37.060 Hey, Theo, calling in for the best worst weekend, your boy Devin B. in Youngstown. 1.00

00:58:43.060 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:58:43.940 My boy Devin B. out in Youngsteezy, boy, Youngstown, Ohio. 0.99

00:58:47.820 And that's a great place to get, uh, you know, you get, uh, get some cornbread and, and get 0.93

00:58:53.060 fucked up as well and get mugged maybe even, or even, you know, um, you know, or also get 0.94

00:58:59.280 into military. 0.97

00:59:00.300 Onward?

00:59:00.960 Uh.

00:59:02.140 So I don't really know if I want to say it's a good or bad weekend per se, but this weekend

00:59:07.300 I just hung out with my dog and did some Molly, man.

00:59:10.720 Ooh, hung out with your dog and did a little bit of ecstasy, huh?

00:59:14.320 Hmm. 1.00

00:59:16.240 That sounds like some David and the Gnomes type of shit. 1.00

00:59:18.680 Remember that cartoon? 1.00

00:59:19.820 David and the Gnomes?

00:59:21.320 And they had like little gnomes and suddenly they had a wolf or like a dog, like a sled dog

00:59:27.120 hanging out with them. 0.97

00:59:27.860 And you're like, damn, they got this big white dog hanging out with this little, you know, 1.00

00:59:32.120 frisky little, little person. 1.00

00:59:34.540 That's fucking, somebody's on ecstasy. 1.00

00:59:36.680 Onward? 1.00

00:59:37.580 Fucking, I know that sounds weird, but pretty sure we connected. 0.99

00:59:43.040 Like on a different level. 0.99

00:59:44.320 Oh, I bet you did, dude.

00:59:47.160 I mean, I hope it was all kind of stuff you could talk about at the church, you know?

00:59:52.480 Onward? 1.00

00:59:54.100 Shit, man. 1.00

00:59:55.600 I don't know. 1.00

00:59:56.900 Okay, and there you go, man.

01:00:03.680 I don't know.

01:00:05.200 Is that bestiality or is that just friendship?

01:00:09.440 What is it?

01:00:10.080 What did we just hear, guys?

01:00:11.220 What did we honestly just hear?

01:00:12.460 I do not know.

01:00:14.820 Let's take another call right here.

01:00:16.380 This was just a regular, somebody hitting the hotline with a thought or a suggestion.

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01:00:38.980 Let's hear.

01:00:40.580 Hey, what's up, Theo?

01:00:41.840 It's Zach from Toronto, Canada.

01:00:44.940 Zach from Toronto.

01:00:45.940 And I'll be up there in Toronto a little bit later this year, so get those passes to

01:00:49.300 JFL Toronto.

01:00:50.700 More? 0.55

01:00:50.880 So, my conundrum is that I'm 29, and I never had sex with a girl. 0.62

01:00:59.540 Wow. 0.55

01:01:01.900 Dude, I got to think about this, man, because you're 29. 0.96

01:01:06.420 You never had sex, huh? 0.98

01:01:10.940 Wow. 0.94

01:01:11.620 Because let's hear.

01:01:13.860 Let's listen to you.

01:01:14.540 We've listened to me enough.

01:01:15.480 Let's hear.

01:01:15.680 Sorry.

01:01:16.120 I interrupted you, Zach.

01:01:17.180 More?

01:01:17.360 You know, and it's not like, I'm not a freak.

01:01:20.140 I'm a bigger dude.

01:01:21.320 You know, I'm like 6'2", like 230, 240.

01:01:25.820 Bro, you sound cute enough. 1.00

01:01:26.800 There's girls listening right now who would probably fuck you, bro. 1.00

01:01:29.760 And a couple dudes, too, bro. 1.00

01:01:31.700 So, one way or another, we might get you out of this jam.

01:01:35.160 Let's hear more.

01:01:35.980 And, you know, I've been spending a lot of time just working on my education.

01:01:40.800 I got some university degrees.

01:01:43.500 Oh, man. 1.00

01:01:44.120 So, I'll tell you what you are fucking, dude. 1.00

01:01:46.140 You're fucking the world, bro. 1.00

01:01:47.800 Because you're getting yourself some diplomas, dude. 1.00

01:01:51.080 You know what I'm saying?

01:01:52.000 You're stacking that paper.

01:01:53.640 You're stacking those frame fillers, man.

01:01:56.220 You got a couple hitters.

01:01:57.500 More?

01:01:57.920 And trying to get a career off the ground. 0.69

01:02:01.220 But it's like I never had sex with a girl.

01:02:04.220 And I never really pursued it either.

01:02:07.120 Wow.

01:02:07.520 Wow.

01:02:09.160 So, you're what?

01:02:09.700 I mean, Joe Rogan talks about this thing called the incels, I think.

01:02:13.080 And it's people that don't have no interest in sex at all.

01:02:16.200 I don't know if that's what you are because I have to research it a little bit more.

01:02:18.660 And that's just.

01:02:19.500 And also, you could just be your own thing.

01:02:21.500 But this is super interesting, man.

01:02:23.200 I'd love to.

01:02:24.120 I'm going to have to call you and talk to you on the air about this.

01:02:26.820 But let's finish your call.

01:02:28.620 But I'm starting to think, like, maybe I should just give up and be celibate forever.

01:02:33.600 Dude, I heard this, man. 0.72

01:02:36.180 If you don't have sex and you go to heaven, bro, that there's like everybody. 1.00

01:02:40.600 It's like you're like a piñata. 0.99

01:02:42.400 And they beat you open. 0.91

01:02:44.760 And all of, like, the semen and all that, confetti or whatever.

01:02:48.740 Like, you know.

01:02:49.520 Because semen is basically just confetti but from, like, heaven. 0.66

01:02:53.880 And it all flies out of your body. 0.90

01:02:56.960 People beat you open and it flies out of your body.

01:02:58.880 But it doesn't hurt.

01:02:59.580 It's still, you know.

01:03:00.500 But it's just like a celebration.

01:03:02.920 It's like a Maypole celebration or something like that.

01:03:05.140 Or, like, I guess, like Cinco de Mayo or something.

01:03:08.700 More?

01:03:09.680 And also my buddy. 1.00

01:03:12.380 My buddy even, he really likes those hookers, right? 1.00

01:03:16.640 Okay. 1.00

01:03:17.100 He's out there escorting more. 1.00

01:03:19.100 And he even offered to pay for me to fuck the hooker. 1.00

01:03:23.400 And I said no because I'm not doing that kind of shit. 1.00

01:03:26.620 But I don't know. 0.98

01:03:28.040 What do you think about that?

01:03:29.240 You know, I was, like, 29 years old.

01:03:32.120 Never had sex with a girl. 1.00

01:03:33.240 I got my dick sucked once. 1.00

01:03:35.100 But that was a while ago. 1.00

01:03:37.340 I don't know.

01:03:37.960 What do you think?

01:03:39.420 Man, I love it.

01:03:40.380 You know, this is fascinating to me.

01:03:42.400 You know, this is super interesting and it's fascinating to me.

01:03:44.880 That you've been through all, you know, you're 29.

01:03:50.000 What do you do?

01:03:51.420 You know what?

01:03:52.100 You know, this is kind of a crazy week because I'm on the road.

01:03:54.220 I'm going to leave it right there.

01:03:55.560 What does he do?

01:03:57.380 You know, here he is.

01:03:58.400 He's been through.

01:03:59.900 You know, he's 29 years old.

01:04:01.280 He's been alive for 29 years, he said.

01:04:03.880 You know, and he don't have any sex. 0.95

01:04:06.120 You know, he's never gotten that warm, you know, that warm catfish wrapped around his freaking, you know, his, you know, his, his, his, his, his body dart. 1.00

01:04:19.420 You know, he's never gotten to hide that fucking, that meat cane up in that, up in that soft sock. 0.98

01:04:28.600 So what, you know, at this point, because here's another thing. 0.99

01:04:31.780 Your imagination, I'm sure, is, I don't know if there's any, even any.

01:04:38.640 And if you've been watching pornography, which, I mean, I'm just assuming, say assuming you have been watching pornography, there's no way you're imagining that something in real life.

01:04:48.400 I don't think he's going to be able to compete with that.

01:04:51.840 And also, escorts are, look, man, escorting is a means to an end.

01:04:56.020 These are women who are out there working. 1.00

01:04:57.460 These are making, you know, these are women who are, a lot of women putting their, their families through, putting their children through kindergarten.

01:05:06.160 You know, it's like, that's not the, that isn't, if that's how you get sex, I don't think that's a demeaning way.

01:05:17.020 This is interesting.

01:05:17.800 What does he do?

01:05:19.080 He's 29 years old.

01:05:21.060 I'll give you a call, but I'll wait and do that on the air because I think we should talk.

01:05:25.120 I'd love to talk to you in front of it, you know, so everybody can be involved as I learn so that everyone learns at the same time.

01:05:35.620 But yeah, man, look, we'll get into it.

01:05:38.280 We'll get into it.

01:05:39.300 You know, I'm going to finish up my holiday weekend because 4th of July is coming up.

01:05:43.060 I want to say happy 4th of July to anybody who served for our country.

01:05:47.080 And I also want to say that, you know, this is your America.

01:05:51.440 This is your America.

01:05:52.580 Don't let any, don't let your boss tell you what your America is supposed to look like.

01:05:58.200 Don't let your, don't let your, a celebrity tell you what your America is supposed to look like.

01:06:05.740 Don't let someone who holds a job over your head tell you what your America is supposed to look like. 0.74

01:06:11.320 This is your America.

01:06:12.300 Celebrate it however you want.

01:06:14.300 This is your America.

01:06:16.120 You know, I want to thank all the men and women who have served, who protect our independence.

01:06:20.580 You know, so many times they want to say, you know, people want to say, oh, well, you know, anybody can come into America.

01:06:30.240 It doesn't even matter.

01:06:31.060 But, you know, I'd love to know from some soldiers out there, how do you guys feel about that?

01:06:38.420 You know, if you're protecting our borders, or this might be my mindset and it's totally wrong because I'm not, I'm not doing this.

01:06:44.700 But if you're protecting our borders, what do you think the borders should be like?

01:06:48.820 Like, you know, how do you manage the idea of America being like a safe haven for people, but at the same time America being able to take care of itself?

01:07:03.320 You know, what does that look like?

01:07:04.520 Are some of these ideas old ideas and some of these ideas far-fetched?

01:07:09.240 You know, I'd love to, if there's any, any people who have served out there who might have some insight into that because I can have my ideas, but I haven't protected the walls of, you know, I haven't protected the, not the walls, you know what I'm saying, the, I haven't protected our borders.

01:07:27.120 I've never done it.

01:07:28.880 You know, I don't, is that in your heart when you choose to fight for America or if you choose to defend America, if you choose to serve in the military?

01:07:36.240 Is that in your heart or is that, or is it just, that isn't, Matt, you know, that's just part of the, I don't know, I'm just, I'm intrigued.

01:07:43.240 I'm intrigued what that's like because there just seems to be a lot of different viewpoints on it.

01:07:51.720 You know, I, I tend to believe that, that there should be an organized way for people to come in and out of our country.

01:08:03.500 That's what I believe because, and here's why.

01:08:06.780 To me, because I've traveled to, I've traveled to a lot of countries, maybe 40, 50, and there's an extremely organized way that I have to go in and out of those places.

01:08:21.480 And some places, they don't even want you there.

01:08:27.180 You know, and I just, I don't see how you lose with organization.

01:08:31.420 In fact, I see only how you gain because then if somebody comes here and they need help, you know who they are.

01:08:38.900 And, and I think America, we need a roll call anyway.

01:08:41.640 We need to know who's here.

01:08:43.480 You know, how can you teach a class?

01:08:45.220 How can you work with a class if you don't even know who's in the classroom?

01:08:48.220 And they got, you know, seven or nine students hiding in behind the coat rack because they're afraid to live openly.

01:08:55.520 You know, so I think we got to have an organized way for people to come into the country.

01:08:58.480 That's what I think.

01:09:00.880 But I'm happy to be proven wrong.

01:09:04.140 Or I'm happy to hear a different suggestion or a different idea.

01:09:08.460 Because you know what? 0.99

01:09:09.140 There's a good chance I might not know what the fuck I'm talking about. 0.96

01:09:11.600 But I'd love to know from people that protect our borders, what do they think? 0.96

01:09:16.720 Or is there even a group, or is there like a popular group thought there?

01:09:20.320 Or is it all just everybody has different opinions and you just don't bring them up because, you know, because it's, you're on the job.

01:09:27.280 And that sort of thing.

01:09:28.920 But none the matter.

01:09:30.320 None the matter that.

01:09:33.220 Whether people share the same ideas on that or not.

01:09:36.000 But happy 4th of July to you.

01:09:38.840 And hope you spend it. 1.00

01:09:39.640 Hope you watch a fat uncle fucking mug down a four or five fucking hot dogs, dude. 1.00

01:09:45.700 You know? 1.00

01:09:46.660 Because this is America, man.

01:09:48.120 And we can enjoy ourselves.

01:09:49.900 And hope you listen to some good music.

01:09:51.320 Play some Will Smith.

01:09:52.340 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:09:53.660 Play some shit your dad might even know a little. 1.00

01:09:55.520 Play some Will Smith. 1.00

01:09:57.240 And let's do it.

01:10:00.480 We'll get out of here.

01:10:01.580 And this is, again, this is Alabama by Bishop Gunn.

01:10:07.400 Thank you very much.

01:10:08.820 Happy 4th of July.

01:10:09.560 Thank you for being here.

01:10:10.160 We'll get a more regular episode next week.

01:10:12.540 I'll see you on Thursday's episode with Jordan B. Peterson.

01:10:15.840 Hit the hotline if you have questions for him.

01:10:18.200 And be good to yourselves.

01:10:20.140 Because I bet you deserve it.

01:10:21.160 Thank you guys for coming out this weekend in Wyoming, Illinois.

01:10:24.580 And just making me feel at home, even in such a small place.

01:10:29.060 I had a blast.

01:10:31.580 She was hotter than the blacktop

01:10:57.320 Broke down at a truck stop

01:11:00.500 She looked about as wild as the story she told

01:11:05.180 Said she was a Christian saving souls in Savannah

01:11:10.340 And the lovers sending her to Alabama 0.93

01:11:12.980 Had a pistol in her boots

01:11:26.660 Black hair, dark roots

01:11:29.860 Dark roots 1.00

01:11:31.080 Said she got a hold, man, but I shouldn't be worried

01:11:34.400 Though it seemed like she was in a hurry

01:11:37.200 Higher than a junkie dryin' out in the slammer

01:11:42.500 Lord, I hope I don't die in Alabama

01:11:44.840 Higher than a junkie dryin' out in the slammer

01:11:47.580 That's powerful

01:11:48.800 Yeah, Alabama

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 02, 2018

All Over the Place ｜ This Past Weekend #109

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