This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 09, 2019


Bonus Nugget ｜ This Past Weekend #229


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1 hour and 28 minutes

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473

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00:00:30.660 You know, a lot of ambulance drivers is gay men. 1.00
00:00:42.940 And that's good, it's good.
00:00:45.400 Everyone should be able to do whatever job, right?
00:00:48.060 But what I'm saying is this. 0.98
00:00:50.240 A lot of ambulance drivers is gay men. 1.00
00:00:56.400 And the reason is because they're thinking, oh, I'm going to pick up. 0.99
00:01:00.240 It's a way to meet another man.
00:01:03.000 They think, oh, you know, I'm going to pick up a man. 0.98
00:01:05.700 He's sick.
00:01:07.280 I will.
00:01:08.880 I'm going to be part of the thing that makes him well.
00:01:12.700 And it's because a lot of time men get hurt.
00:01:16.200 You know, 60 out of 70 people that get hurt are probably men overall.
00:01:20.940 and the thing about that is that a lot of men you think you know call 10 of your friends right now
00:01:29.580 ask them if they're hurt men call 10 men friends at say are you hurt see how many find 10 that say
00:01:39.200 no call them in a week i guarantee you four of them are hurt and that's uh so that's just
00:01:48.340 you know that's just a bit of how it works how it goes but um but yeah a gay man there a lot of 0.99
00:01:55.620 times they're skirting around in that ambulance you know because think about an ambo it's got 0.99
00:02:01.520 the tunes it's got the lights i mean it's got dope in the back dude that's a freaking 0.99
00:02:07.160 you know that's really a just a gay greyhound really and it's a nice way it's really a way 0.73
00:02:15.580 where a lot of men who love other men 0.80
00:02:19.400 will meet straight men sometimes
00:02:22.220 because they come pick you up.
00:02:25.320 Oh, you're hurt?
00:02:26.060 Get in here. 0.78
00:02:26.700 Get in the back.
00:02:28.860 You know, they'll be taking your blood pressure
00:02:30.560 and they'll be like,
00:02:31.240 oh, they'll slip their phone number in.
00:02:35.080 They're like, oh, your blood pressure,
00:02:36.280 it's 90 over 985-611-2477.
00:02:44.720 driving daring and you're like what what is my blood pressure is is doing a lot
00:02:51.600 and while they're driving they'll sometimes will say you know oh maybe all these women making you
00:03:00.000 sick and you're like what i just you know i i was i was getting a fri i fell off the roof i was 1.00
00:03:07.260 getting a frisbee i don't this i don't know and they're like oh yeah maybe these women they 1.00
00:03:13.360 throwing frisbees up there to get you hurt you're like damn they'll put an iv in your arm and put 1.00
00:03:21.400 and slip their number in your pocket same time oh let me give you 200 cc's of that and uh seven 0.92
00:03:28.340 digits of that yeah i was in a um i've been in a car accident and the ambulance man came first of
00:03:38.220 his name Virgil right and he picked me up and then he tried the Heimlich maneuver on me
00:03:48.100 probably five times and all I'd been in a car accident so finally I'm like dude what is it
00:03:54.700 what are how what are you even going on here he said I just wanted to make sure your airways were
00:04:01.160 clear i said i just want to make sure we're clear that i want to go to the hospital man
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00:06:32.380 It's a special day in my life today.
00:06:35.100 I hope it's a special day in your life today.
00:06:38.400 And I'm sure it is for some reason.
00:06:50.720 Hey, bro, what's happening?
00:06:52.520 Not much, man.
00:06:53.460 What you up to?
00:06:55.740 Just getting ready to do a little bit of work.
00:06:57.880 See how I watch a little TV.
00:07:01.100 That's about it.
00:07:02.120 Put the kids upstairs.
00:07:04.340 They relax and watch the TV in their bed.
00:07:06.920 Oh, nice.
00:07:08.840 Yep.
00:07:09.420 Yep, yep.
00:07:10.020 What's up with you?
00:07:11.620 Not much, man.
00:07:13.400 Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
00:07:15.880 I appreciate it.
00:07:17.000 42.
00:07:18.040 Are you really?
00:07:19.600 Yep.
00:07:20.980 Wow.
00:07:21.900 I know it.
00:07:23.360 I know it.
00:07:24.100 Dude, you've been alive, man.
00:07:27.220 Yep, life is over, Doc.
00:07:29.340 Dang, what are you going to do? 1.00
00:07:32.000 Die. 1.00
00:07:34.080 What are you doing? Life is over. 1.00
00:07:35.940 I don't know. Don't call an ambulance, dude.
00:07:37.660 One of my buddies told me that a lot of gay men are driving ambulances to meet other men. 0.99
00:07:41.340 How crazy is that? 0.81
00:07:43.560 Yeah, hey, I'll do it.
00:07:45.160 Whatever it takes.
00:07:48.020 Yeah.
00:07:50.320 How was the birthday? Good?
00:07:51.900 yeah yeah we went to church this morning and i've been basically watching a lot of football
00:07:58.880 today and whittier came over oh nice that's good kids were here and it was it was good
00:08:07.380 it was nice oh yeah no i gotta get back to work tomorrow though yeah yeah ashley sent me those
00:08:16.060 pictures man it was pretty nice oh yeah yeah yeah when you came over it was it was it went pretty
00:08:23.740 good you know oh that's good anyway well thanks for calling me yeah man dude happy birthday bro
00:08:32.660 you know i love you man i know uh you and i talk a lot and i just want to let you know that i love
00:08:37.060 you you know i think i'm proud of you man i'm so proud of you i appreciate it i love you too
00:08:42.940 jesse texted me he said man i felt bad when we left that you know we were all going home to our
00:08:48.400 families and theo was getting on a slot machine at 11 a.m i felt like maybe he was feeling lonely
00:08:52.980 or maybe he gets lonely and i said yeah he probably does i think he does sometimes and
00:08:57.660 he said well do y'all talk much i said man we talk sometimes multiple times in the day
00:09:03.840 i said so we're actually even though we're not around each other you're not really close and
00:09:08.560 he's one of my best friends and it made him feel better because you know he had this vision of
00:09:14.340 just always out there by yourself you know yeah dang it does sound sad when you see it like that
00:09:21.220 when you hear it like that with that perspective yes but he yeah wasn't aware of the actual
00:09:25.880 information that right you know that we talked almost every day yeah oh yeah totally i mean
00:09:32.680 It's sweet that he cared.
00:09:34.500 Yeah, it was really a nice sentiment, but it made me feel good to be able to say to him,
00:09:40.440 hey, now he's not alone.
00:09:42.780 You know, he's got me.
00:09:44.080 Yeah.
00:09:44.880 That's pretty cool.
00:09:46.440 Yeah, thanks, man.
00:09:47.500 Yeah, I love having you, dude.
00:09:49.660 You know, I'm excited about, you know, you definitely make me more brothers.
00:09:55.480 Yeah, it makes it easier when you got somebody.
00:09:58.680 I know, I know.
00:10:00.120 I appreciate it, man.
00:10:01.760 appreciate you being there for me you know yeah dude you're doing a great job bro so one day we
00:10:07.740 can trade off too yeah yeah yeah hype man that's the name of that guy you need hype man oh we need
00:10:14.320 that hype man huh yeah i was telling ashley about you you mean like a hype man i said i guess it's
00:10:18.960 a great name maybe i could get ashley or max to do it oh that'd be awesome
00:10:27.640 yeah max you would love it zephy would too max you'd be like no no start it over let's start it
00:10:35.500 over i know he would talk the whole thing that was hilarious
00:10:40.220 dude we're playing football he didn't know how it worked i know it that's how he likes to be loved
00:10:49.040 though is for you to listen to him and make eye contact him when he's rambling on about how
00:10:53.740 things are gonna go and all those little impromptu additions oh that's funny he loves that he just
00:11:00.700 loves you to listen to him and be involved in his head while he's putting it out there
00:11:05.980 hmm is if he likes uh affection and recognition i'm not sure what style likes a whole lot just yet
00:11:13.740 i'll know pretty soon oh that's cool right now he likes mommy yeah so all right bro get a minute
00:11:22.620 Shoot your little text to Whitty or something.
00:11:24.160 I'll call her.
00:11:24.960 All right, I will, man.
00:11:26.080 Happy birthday, bro.
00:11:27.580 All right, bud.
00:11:28.240 Thanks.
00:11:28.580 Love you.
00:11:29.020 All right, man.
00:11:29.420 Love you, too.
00:11:30.480 Okay, bye.
00:11:31.100 Bye-bye.
00:11:32.000 That's my brother.
00:11:34.460 And he was born today a long time ago.
00:11:38.340 And not that long ago.
00:11:39.880 But, you know, and he and I, our relationships have become better over the years.
00:11:45.320 And, you know, it's, yeah, it's just great.
00:11:53.560 I'm just, you know, I'm grateful.
00:11:56.340 I really am, man.
00:11:57.720 And that's one thing, you know.
00:11:59.560 Man, I'm just happy to feel some gratitude for a second.
00:12:02.060 You know, I've just had a struggle feeling that kind of stuff recently.
00:12:05.900 And just to just be on terms enough with my brother to call him on his birthday and let him know that I care about him.
00:12:16.220 You know, and I just hope he knows, you know, how much I love him, you know, and how much of an inspiration he is to me.
00:12:29.880 I think it's funny sometimes, I don't know if people know, can really tell what they mean to others.
00:12:37.260 you know it's like uh sometimes people will just you know people won't be able to tell
00:12:44.360 like you can never really fully kind of express to somebody how they affect you sometimes maybe
00:12:51.380 you can maybe I just haven't tried that much you know maybe I haven't or maybe I have you know I
00:12:58.600 don't know just kind of spitballing here but I'm just happy that my brother was born uh even though
00:13:05.740 We weren't close for a long time.
00:13:07.040 I'm happy that, you know, I got a surprise as I've gotten older.
00:13:11.860 And that's been the gift of his, you know, pretty unconditional love, really.
00:13:23.560 And he loves his kids.
00:13:25.040 And he loves to just care.
00:13:28.160 I don't know.
00:13:28.740 So he's just, he is, he's a deep dude, man.
00:13:36.340 That dude is, bruh, that dude, he should have a diving board right next to him.
00:13:40.940 I wouldn't be surprised if my brother rolled around and had a diving board next to him because that dude is a deep, he's a deep dude.
00:13:48.740 And he loves it.
00:13:49.720 He loves to know what makes people think and feel and he's just really, really fascinated by that kind of stuff.
00:13:56.280 and it brushes off into me
00:13:58.080 and it's there when I need it
00:13:59.740 and he's such a great reference
00:14:01.380 and a lot of times
00:14:04.140 he's almost like a father
00:14:06.380 to me too in some ways
00:14:07.600 you know it's interesting
00:14:10.020 how we get
00:14:11.360 different pieces of
00:14:14.240 what we need from
00:14:15.600 different places
00:14:17.840 or I do
00:14:18.460 you know I get different
00:14:19.820 you know and sometimes I think
00:14:24.100 Like I don't, you know, one of the reasons maybe why I'm not like in like successful relationships or some of that kind of thing is because I want to get the attention that I need.
00:14:39.020 I want to get it from, I want to get it how I want it.
00:14:42.760 I want to get it, it's almost like maybe I'll like, okay, I'll get this from here and this from this person and this from this person.
00:14:53.320 not in a selfish way but just this is where i will let these things hit me you know i'll let
00:14:59.000 this person care about me and that will suffice for this feeling that i need and i'll let just
00:15:03.920 just because it's more in control you know it's almost like i get you know i get it's almost like
00:15:11.920 i want to i want to control um where i let affection into my life
00:15:22.020 so that
00:15:26.600 and it's such a tricky path
00:15:29.200 that I let it in through
00:15:30.160 that it's
00:15:30.680 but at least that way
00:15:32.200 I know that
00:15:32.940 I'm the most protected
00:15:34.320 you know
00:15:35.200 I'm the most safe
00:15:36.380 for myself
00:15:37.340 anyway
00:15:40.360 I didn't mean to get off
00:15:41.700 on a
00:15:42.040 on that
00:15:43.040 you know 1.00
00:15:43.440 on the damn 1.00
00:15:44.140 on the damn 1.00
00:15:46.520 you know 0.99
00:15:47.960 whatever
00:15:48.540 that I
00:15:50.140 you know
00:15:50.560 I didn't mean to dang
00:15:51.380 you know pour a couple quarts of motor in the old heart engine but um but you know my brother
00:15:58.980 was born and i'm and i'm grateful for that and uh and shout out to all the brothers out there a lot
00:16:04.880 of brothers come to my shows and come out to the shows and and it's great man when i see two 0.94
00:16:09.440 brothers together just like it's just a special thing it's like finding a seashell in a damn 0.99
00:16:15.680 I'm fucking, you know, in a wave pool, 0.99
00:16:22.880 in like a shitty wave pool at a place off the interstate. 0.99
00:16:29.240 Come on. 0.91
00:16:36.400 Let's celebrate.
00:16:37.380 We're going to do it.
00:16:39.220 We can do it.
00:16:40.300 Celebrate living, celebrate misery, you know that soon we're gonna die, let's have some
00:16:57.800 fun while we all die, celebrate dark days, celebrate all your things.
00:17:09.600 Celebrate all your pains, baby.
00:17:11.160 I don't know about that.
00:17:26.500 That one didn't get me, really.
00:17:28.460 That one really didn't get me.
00:17:30.220 If it's getting somebody, I'm not that person.
00:17:34.020 Let me think about something that really could get me.
00:17:36.320 I'm the kind of guy that can be gotten.
00:17:38.320 And you know, if I'm in an ambulance and I come pick you up, you know what?
00:17:41.540 I'm going to be rocking.
00:17:43.340 I'm going to be filling your fuzz holes with this hitter.
00:18:07.700 They can spot you high-heeled shoes
00:18:11.420 I'm so blue, shoutin' from a mile away
00:18:13.680 Every night lookin' so right, dress so tight 1.00
00:18:20.620 Sell it, make them gay 1.00
00:18:22.480 Keepin' time on your wrist, checkin' that list 1.00
00:18:28.220 Lookin' to assist with another man's fat to see
00:18:30.880 So you take another toe, line up to a coat
00:18:36.800 Do it till you're broke to escape reality
00:18:38.960 I can hear you saying
00:18:43.820 That's what I hope you got on me
00:18:48.300 Don't make me spend all night alone
00:18:52.220 If you'll just give me what I need
00:18:57.060 You can have anything you want
00:19:02.460 Anything you want
00:19:05.720 and there you go and we are here and we are alive we are alive and we are gonna do our best
00:19:27.540 um thank you guys for being here today and i hope that your life is uh just a real sack of joy 0.99
00:19:35.600 I hope if the cops pull you over, dude, and they frisk your pockets, you got a bunch of fucking joy sausages in them. 0.95
00:19:46.740 And you just pull out a couple links and a couple patties, boy, and treat that officer to some breakfast. 0.99
00:19:55.640 Because I hope you're just full of damn joy meats today here in September 8, 2019. 0.94
00:20:04.380 September 9, it will be when you hear this. 0.95
00:20:10.200 I'm upset about the fight.
00:20:12.540 So people saw the fight.
00:20:13.780 I'm not upset.
00:20:14.480 I mean, man, dude, I was just, God, dude, I wanted. 0.94
00:20:22.160 Nobody could beat that man, Khabib.
00:20:25.780 It's like fighting lava.
00:20:29.040 It's like fighting like, it's almost like Khabib is like one of those blankets
00:20:33.240 you see on the internet
00:20:34.660 where it's like,
00:20:35.380 oh, you need this heavy blanket.
00:20:38.320 Oh, you can't sleep here.
00:20:39.680 Here's this heavy blanket.
00:20:42.020 For $140,
00:20:43.680 you can get this 30-pound blanket. 1.00
00:20:46.420 Bitch, that ain't a blanket. 1.00
00:20:47.260 That is a trap. 1.00
00:20:49.480 That is a trap, dude.
00:20:52.920 Somebody right now,
00:20:53.860 people are like,
00:20:54.320 oh, yeah, they got the new blanket
00:20:56.400 and they've been asleep for a month.
00:20:58.820 Yeah, the baby's been resting for two weeks.
00:21:01.820 The baby can't get out the bed because he's under a dang 30-pound blanket.
00:21:10.680 And I just felt like, I don't know, man.
00:21:13.200 Let's take a couple of calls about it.
00:21:16.000 Some people came in, and you guys know that we're cheering for Dustin the Diamond Poirier.
00:21:21.100 And he's that rare element.
00:21:23.260 I mean, he should be on the periodic table.
00:21:25.980 And I think one day he may be.
00:21:27.740 Let's get into a couple of calls that came in on the hotline.
00:21:30.280 And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503.
00:21:37.040 Gang, gang, what up, Theo?
00:21:38.380 I'm just sitting here heartbroken.
00:21:39.960 I wonder how you're feeling right now.
00:21:42.420 Dustin Poirier just took that loss.
00:21:44.880 What are you feeling?
00:21:45.980 Let us know, man.
00:21:47.120 We're bummed out of here.
00:21:49.740 Man, and I'll tell you this.
00:21:50.840 We got so many calls expressing just people sharing their moods during the fight
00:21:56.220 and what was going on.
00:21:57.720 Um, what my thoughts, uh, I mean, the fight itself, I thought, look, first of all, I don't
00:22:07.920 know anything about fighting, okay?
00:22:09.600 I'm not going to pretend like I do.
00:22:11.680 I don't know, you know, I think Dustin is a very neat person, and I think he's very
00:22:18.320 dynamic as a human.
00:22:20.860 Um, and so I want to see him do well at whatever he's doing.
00:22:26.660 you know like my investment uh personally is in him as a human he happens to be a fighter
00:22:34.900 and he and a great fighter um i just think you know like khabib or khabib or however is um
00:22:45.620 he's like kind of like a to me it's not fight i i think i it would be neat if they had to be
00:22:52.380 on their feet for half the round and they could then the rest there's only a certain amount of
00:22:55.980 time they could be on the ground now I'm not in and uh and I told Brendan Schaub that and he goes
00:23:02.400 well that's not the sport and and that you may be right but for me as a viewer I'd like to see a
00:23:08.520 little bit because I want to see both of them be able to do some of the stuff that I really you
00:23:12.980 know that I like to watch them do I like to I like to see the action at different levels um so 0.99
00:23:20.320 you know that should kind of bum me out because Khabib is fucking boring the shit is boring dude 0.99
00:23:25.480 It's like watching somebody lose their house to some lava. 1.00
00:23:30.340 Takes, you know, 19 minutes or whatever, and it's fucking boring. 0.98
00:23:35.840 So, yeah. 0.98
00:23:37.020 Go watch lava, dude.
00:23:38.080 Get on the internet.
00:23:38.720 They got a bunch of lava flows.
00:23:41.420 Dude, I used to watch flows.
00:23:42.660 Man, you could be on a three-hour YouTube of a flow, bruh, 0.98
00:23:46.520 and it finally fucking kills a sapling outside of Kauai. 1.00
00:23:51.320 You're like, oh, shit, man. 1.00
00:23:52.760 There goes three hours of my life. 1.00
00:23:54.160 thankfully i had a little bit of cocaine you feel me boy
00:23:57.780 that'll make the lava speed up a little bit uh but that it was like yeah it was like watching
00:24:07.440 some i mean it just i don't know and no disrespect the guy's great at uh at what he does
00:24:13.000 just to me it's fucking boring to me it's boring you know i'm a dude you know i watch what i watch 0.94
00:24:21.140 and i and i like to consume things how i like and to me the shit was boring and i just you know i 0.97
00:24:27.900 i was just bummed man i mean i was really bummed out and there's people uh you know at the bar 0.95
00:24:34.320 yelling shit and and um and i watched it with nick and johnny you know the premature and the twink
00:24:42.900 man you know our crew we watched it together as a team and and we were i mean the first the the 0.99
00:24:49.100 venue looked like a like a damn no air conditioning you're like where are these guys in a tent out
00:24:56.700 back and i'm not saying that they just when i was watching the on the on the fight pass they 0.96
00:25:02.700 got this accoutrement you can buy and you get that you know special deal on the internet
00:25:08.760 and you can watch it and it looked like they were in a damn fema tent or something out back 0.60
00:25:15.200 uh so but hey you're supposed to you know they can fight wherever it just the the the live stream 0.92
00:25:24.140 or whatever they had was going was it was a lot of it was very boring the atmosphere seemed kind
00:25:31.080 of mild um and what else uh but yeah i mean i was definitely bummed i was bummed for i was bummed
00:25:40.920 for him you know i wanted him to be able to win i know how much he really wanted to win and it was
00:25:45.460 very evident when you watch his you know his interviews afterwards and stuff and um and let's
00:25:52.300 get a little bit we got this call i'll i'll share a little bit more on my thoughts we got this call
00:25:56.340 that came in a perspective from the arena here we go hey theo what's going on this is ali in dubai
00:26:02.400 hey ali thank you for calling man and uh and uh and thank you guys for hosting that event it seemed
00:26:08.880 like and even Dustin said it was just an amazing event and if you watch on um on Dustin's story
00:26:14.820 on his Instagram story they have the dudes eating gold meat and they're doing all kind of crazy
00:26:22.460 stuff over there so really uh seeing his experience over there is is pretty cool just to see a guy
00:26:29.840 from just a small place in Louisiana to get to go on that adventure um that's a small victory right
00:26:35.980 there let's hear more ali i just thought i'd call in and give you some perspective on uh how things
00:26:42.240 went inside the arena last night since you weren't able to make it um so yeah it was hot in there
00:26:47.980 that's the first thing and there was about 100 000 russians in the arena wow and dude if i see 0.99
00:26:55.860 two russians at a gas station i'm i'm driving off usually because those guys dude they'll drink
00:27:01.700 Dude, they'll sit there, they'll be mixing, they use diesel as a mixer.
00:27:08.360 So you'll see a guy with an orange juice and, you know, and 96 petrol, you know, they're
00:27:13.920 dieseling up. 0.98
00:27:15.740 You'll see a guy at the Exxon fucking making a pitcher of mixed drinks. 0.99
00:27:20.860 Those are some, they're some tough guys. 0.99
00:27:24.340 Let's hear more.
00:27:24.860 At least that's what it felt like.
00:27:26.560 So your boy Dustin was definitely in some hostile territory and they were amped up all 0.95
00:27:31.140 Like, every fight seemed like it had a Russian guy in it, just different sizes. 0.99
00:27:35.740 You know, one guy's like 300 pounds, one guy's like 100 pounds, but they all look kind of the same. 1.00
00:27:40.000 Yeah, I felt like they kept taking one guy in the back and then pulling air, you know,
00:27:43.400 stuffing fat in him or pulling air at him or putting muscle in him or just, like, they were back there Frankensteining.
00:27:48.860 You know, they got a table, they got 19 things, they got a beard, sideburns, no beard, you know, more fat, more muscle.
00:27:55.860 Here's some sternum. Boom, boom, boom. Send him back out. Same guy. More?
00:28:01.140 uh and the crowd was getting amped up there was about three more fights just in our section
00:28:05.680 so it was a crazy environment uh and obviously he didn't get the result he wanted but i just thought
00:28:10.800 you know give you a perspective from in there he definitely you know he didn't win the fight but
00:28:15.380 he definitely won a lot of people over and he got a lot of respect from the people in the crowd and
00:28:19.860 i think people all over the world now know who he is and what he stands for and that's something that
00:28:24.840 he can take with him for the rest of his life you know there might be championship belts come and go
00:28:29.440 but that respect he has and you know kind of putting louisiana on the map too uh he can hold
00:28:34.960 his head high for that so anyway all right bye thank you all i really appreciate that you know
00:28:41.420 i love that on the ground that just that lie you know thank you bro that's really kind of you to
00:28:46.500 share what that experience was like from there you know i really you know um and and and and
00:28:53.260 and just the fact that yeah you're right he can hold his head up high that's something that
00:28:58.800 yeah like uh i i was bummed that you know i was definitely upset that that he came in second place
00:29:07.600 i don't see how anybody beats khabib it's kind of like when michael jordan played you just
00:29:14.580 but still it just because you didn't beat michael jordan doesn't mean you're not dominique wilkins
00:29:20.300 you know i mean dustin is still beat every he's if it's anybody else if it's any other time
00:29:27.640 existence in the universe you know he's he got half the belt you know he got the belt when it
00:29:34.800 wasn't available to Khabib he was he's he's the pinnacle there's just there's this other pinnacle
00:29:40.960 that's floating off in the distance that that's its own it's on its own frequency and that is uh
00:29:49.700 And that's Khabib.
00:29:53.700 But I think something about Dustin is I feel like he probably doesn't even realize,
00:30:01.680 and he may, man.
00:30:02.540 I don't know if I'm being judgmental here or hopeful.
00:30:07.920 I feel like over his tenure, especially in the past year,
00:30:12.480 that through fighting and through UFC
00:30:18.940 he has shown who he is as a person
00:30:23.240 and a lot of people
00:30:28.180 even if they have a great vehicle in their life
00:30:30.880 that allows them to achieve dreams
00:30:32.900 or goals, aspirations
00:30:35.020 rarely does also who they are
00:30:38.880 which is the bigger victory
00:30:40.960 of them being just a, just a, you know, a good person of them fighting the good fight.
00:30:52.180 I mean, that's what his foundation is called, but yeah, fighting the good fight.
00:30:54.620 I think a lot of people realized, oh, I'm a fan of this guy because of who he is.
00:31:01.120 Yes, he's a fighter, but, but he's, I think he's like a hero to a lot of people.
00:31:05.780 and I know it's a kind of a wild word but
00:31:08.460 yeah I mean I guess he's definitely an inspiration
00:31:15.320 and so I think yeah it's like I just hope that he sees
00:31:18.540 I think that he kind of transcended the sport a little bit
00:31:21.900 in the sense that he has gotten
00:31:25.960 that people see him as a
00:31:28.800 as a communicator and as a
00:31:32.900 interpreter for good
00:31:35.360 in the world and that you know uh i don't know i i just
00:31:43.800 you know some few athletes get to do that few people in their in their genres of of of
00:31:52.620 entertainment or of competition get to do that where you also see their heart you see who they
00:31:58.000 are and then that becomes like i could see dustin being a mayor or a governor even like
00:32:03.300 i think he just has this you know he has this relentless drive that is going to bring him
00:32:12.420 success in anything he does um but i'll just you know you know i don't know here i am like 0.98
00:32:19.420 fuck dude i sound like i don't even know um you know i just think he's in a he's such an 0.93
00:32:27.120 inspiration to a lot of people and yeah he'll have the he had the belt he'll have the belt 0.99
00:32:31.180 You know, he might get different belts, but I think he's in this bigger competition, I think, where people see, oh, that guy.
00:32:39.320 You know, a lot of fighters, they come and go, but this guy can stay forever if he wants to as a leader of people.
00:32:47.580 And I just hope he sees that.
00:32:50.560 I hope he sees what we can all see, that he's in this bigger competition of inspiring people and of competing on a higher level, of a human level, that I think that we all want to be in the ring.
00:33:16.400 We all want to be in that ring.
00:33:18.420 i don't know if that makes sense but anyhow man um but thanks for that man it's really nice you
00:33:26.280 to send in that perspective and just to have us to get an idea of what it was like in there
00:33:29.540 yeah i can't imagine being in there uh but i thought it was great man it was fun to watch
00:33:36.600 him get out there and perform it was fun to watch him to me it all seemed like a performance too
00:33:41.420 but it was very fun to see the excitement in there and people just
00:33:46.200 you know all the crazy beards and everybody looking like they got pubic hair on them 0.97
00:33:50.440 everybody's cheeks look like a set of nuts up in there and they got a damn you know everybody's 0.98
00:33:55.700 wrapped up in the turbans what were the concessions like that's what i i would love to know that what 0.98
00:34:01.140 the concessions were like in there like at the concession stand like do they have a pepsi do
00:34:06.380 they have a dynamite what do you know what are they what's for sale um i want to let you know
00:34:13.580 this, it's a new season. Antonio Brown is on the, well, he's on the Patriots now. Can you believe
00:34:19.580 that? Makes you hate him and respect him at the same time. Le'Veon Bell is with the Jets. Odell
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00:35:57.580 to claim the bonus bet win get paid yeah i think dustin poirier fights uh you know when i was young
00:36:07.600 i've said this before i think but i couldn't you know i never i was afraid to defend myself nobody
00:36:11.460 taught me how to defend myself and my brother you know who is uh i mean he's real he's really
00:36:17.660 a lighthouse in my life now but um but we didn't have any you know we couldn't we didn't have that
00:36:24.920 we didn't have the ability to defend ourselves.
00:36:27.260 We didn't even have the confidence to try and defend ourselves.
00:36:30.920 And we grew up in a place and it was a little scary
00:36:33.140 and it made things tough.
00:36:37.720 But the thing that gets me, I think that
00:36:40.140 I feel like Dustin Poirier fights for people
00:36:44.040 that can't fight for themselves.
00:36:47.440 I feel like he's part of this bigger fight.
00:36:51.420 And that's the thing that I see about him
00:36:53.020 that I hope that he recognizes about himself.
00:37:00.440 He's inspirational.
00:37:01.420 He loves his family.
00:37:03.320 He's connected to a higher power.
00:37:07.380 And he's fighting the good fight.
00:37:11.640 He's fighting the good fight.
00:37:13.060 And in today's environment, especially with athletes,
00:37:18.460 you see these other guys, egomaniacs,
00:37:21.100 and they don't want to do this and they don't want to do that.
00:37:24.760 And Dustin takes, they sent him out there to the desert.
00:37:27.740 Man, what are they, you know?
00:37:30.200 And he took it.
00:37:31.720 Like a man has said, I'll go.
00:37:33.560 That's what, that's, you know, that's the next part of my life.
00:37:38.320 That's the next moment.
00:37:39.920 And I think if he chooses to continue, I think he'll have many more opportunities.
00:37:45.740 But, you know, and I hope he will. 0.98
00:37:48.260 I'd love to see him whoop a couple more fellas ass out there. 0.96
00:37:51.100 uh but i'm a fan for life man i'm a fan look if that dude decided to run for mayor if he decided 0.99
00:37:59.960 to be hell if he decided to uh do a cooking show or if he just decided to start a damn pressure
00:38:08.100 washing business i'm in um i'm in dude i bought in you know i ain't got no jewelry bro but uh you 0.96
00:38:18.980 know i'll lay a little bit of money on the diamond bro i'll invest in a diamond right there but thank
00:38:24.460 you guys for those calls man um as always the hotline 985-664-9503 you know um oh some tour
00:38:34.520 dates are coming back on the books and i don't know what those are those are some of the october
00:38:40.340 dates and i will announce those on social media this week uh so that's that's cool i appreciate
00:38:47.520 you guys's patience with that and um some of them may be the exact date that was already there
00:38:52.800 so they won't change um so scheduling sometimes you know things happen this and that and that's
00:38:59.380 where we are um all right let's get into a little bit more of this episode here you know and those
00:39:08.480 ambulances you could did i bet they're circling the block right now because i'm looking fresh
00:39:12.920 today you ever get that vibe you leaving out the house some days this happens about probably once 0.96
00:39:19.840 every maybe two or three weeks i leave the house and i'm like damn look out ladies because they 1.00
00:39:28.840 got a real beautiful bitch hitting the streets today you know and i'll go right up and say hey 1.00
00:39:36.080 hey madam i'll say something right to a girl then oh hey you know hey barb what's uh how are 1.00
00:39:44.400 you tonight you know what oh you just have you been waiting for the bus i'll say anything to a 1.00
00:39:49.420 lady oh what's up suzette oh dang huh looks like you might have two tits under your shirt i'll do 1.00
00:39:58.620 that i'll be that frisky biscuit baby you feel me it's breads breads breads breads baby come 1.00
00:40:07.100 here's the call that came in right here gang hey theo this is dalton in texas and uh you had a
00:40:15.480 gentleman call in said he's a machinist and a gunsmith and he was going through some pretty
00:40:19.720 hard stuff i literally i was just watching him in my truck i stopped the video just so i could
00:40:24.200 called i'm calling because i've been there yeah don't i appreciate that call man yeah let's uh
00:40:29.600 uh yeah he just called in last week um and he was a gunsmith yeah you've been there onward
00:40:35.360 and uh so i'm sorry you didn't leave your name and you left a message but
00:40:39.040 talking to you man you're uh you're gonna figure it out that's that's that's the cool part is that
00:40:45.500 none of this lasts forever um and you know something i always tell my wife there's this
00:40:51.800 excerpt from the movie, The Martian, as cheesy as it is, but at the very end, Matt Damon tells
00:40:56.800 this class of future astronauts, he says, when you experience something and you have
00:41:03.260 one problem, you basically just have to start.
00:41:05.760 You put one problem in front of you, and you start, and then you go on to the next problem,
00:41:09.120 you go on to the next problem, and eventually, if you solve all your problems, you get to
00:41:12.400 come home, and it's as cheesy as it is.
00:41:15.780 I try to apply that to everything because, like Theo says, if you don't start taking
00:41:19.960 action if you don't start putting one step in front of the other nothing's going to come to
00:41:23.980 fruition and that's that's the shitty part man if you just sit there and you start beating yourself
00:41:28.020 up about all this stuff but you don't start stepping it won't get better i think everybody
00:41:33.420 i think everybody believes in you man so uh good luck we know you'll figure it out brother thanks
00:41:39.600 you bet man thank you that's yeah i think that's that's perfect suggestion for that young man
00:41:45.540 yeah you just have to take action you know it's man it's hard sometimes isn't it
00:41:51.380 it's hard to get that get that gumption to function you know it's hard when it feels like
00:41:58.880 oh or when you're surprised oh this is what life served me man i didn't expect this
00:42:05.420 i didn't expect this but it's hard sometimes it's hard man uh but thank you that's nice
00:42:15.060 you to think of that young fella and to give that call.
00:42:19.740 And I'm going to check in with him, too, this week and see how he's doing.
00:42:22.940 Let's take another call that came in here, 985-664-9503.
00:42:27.740 Onward.
00:42:28.260 Hey, big brother.
00:42:29.120 How you doing, dog?
00:42:30.140 I wanted to call in and say a moment of happiness that happened in my life recently.
00:42:35.920 And it's the little things that count.
00:42:37.760 And it's kind of ridiculous what it is, the little things that count, man. 0.89
00:42:41.100 I've been having a pretty shitty go at it for a while now.
00:42:45.060 having car troubles my wife got in an accident going bad i don't get my hours at my job everything 0.72
00:42:50.400 sucks and you know uh my wife she got to go have some uh teeth pulled and she's really worried 0.99
00:42:56.260 about that shit damn she's getting them molars that she's getting them teeth pulled like a 1.00
00:43:00.660 damn that's wild baby like a wolf my neighbor used to have a wolf when we're young and that 1.00
00:43:05.040 thing must have grown probably 600 teeth dude every two weeks they'd be over there pulling teeth out 1.00
00:43:09.060 of it my god i probably had in my bedroom i bet i had 40 teeth in a little you know on a little
00:43:15.040 plate in my room onward and she's having a real bad day the other day and so i'm thinking to
00:43:23.600 myself you know the little things matter so instead of eating the pieces of dinner that we
00:43:27.980 got i took her out uh to her favorite fast food place you know nothing fancy but like i said
00:43:32.860 little things and uh the thing that's crazy is uh she loves wendy's man and oh god i love wendy's
00:43:39.060 dude and my mother and i used to go there sometime we'd be out on the route and mom would pull over 0.84
00:43:43.660 at that Wendy's dude and god damn bro I remember folding that they had that foil they're wrapping 0.82
00:43:49.980 it's foil also it's got a little bit of metal on it I don't know what it is aluminum or something 0.99
00:43:55.220 aluminium and damn boy I remember just opening it and just that warm hot fucking just meaty 0.98
00:44:02.500 bready bacon-y tit was sitting right there looking at me bro that little uh junior bacon cheese 0.99
00:44:07.600 burger boy from big dave thomas bruh god damn boy i salute dave thomas boy respect him 0.96
00:44:14.820 dude i would vote for dave thomas dude six thousand times dude if i had six thousand 0.98
00:44:20.640 different forms of legal legal and different uh citizenship documentation onward it sucks 0.97
00:44:29.520 because the one right next to us fucking sucks the order's always wrong dude but yesterday we 0.98
00:44:34.160 go through she gets that four for four special my god bro dude don't make me come out i'll come 0.99
00:44:42.600 from behind the counter and spend some time with your wife as well dude i'll yank a couple molars 0.69
00:44:46.860 out of her mouth to make room for myself you feel me dude because this is sounding damn romantic
00:44:52.220 onward you're supposed to get them four chicken nuggets they let you upgrade to the spicy chicken
00:44:58.120 nuggets for free oh them sns baby them spicy nugs and when i was young a nugget like you see like 0.99
00:45:05.180 you saying it was a little serving of chicken bro it was a little you know a little fucking 0.99
00:45:09.460 sweet tender fucking serving of chicken here you go boy that's a nugget because sometimes if you 0.99
00:45:14.800 were if you handed like because a nugget was invented it used to be if you had a chicken 0.99
00:45:20.180 breast you try to give that to somebody in class or something you you busted bro you hand in a big
00:45:26.320 half pound breast to somebody across the aisle the school aisle you're going to you're going to 1.00
00:45:31.160 the office and you got fucking you know you got bird on your hands bro you got pollo on your palms 1.00
00:45:37.260 papa but you that's what how the nugget came out because in case somebody was hungry you fucking 1.00
00:45:42.720 slip them a nugget dude you know if it was your little brother you might fucking spit on it and 1.00
00:45:47.460 put it in his fucking little bottom you know you hide a nugget in your cousin's butt you know right 1.00
00:45:53.020 in that bag jaw, baby, in that 1.00
00:45:55.020 buttocks, Bob. Let's hear 1.00
00:45:57.160 more. Which was awesome.
00:45:59.580 But then when we get the bag,
00:46:01.140 what happens? Bonus
00:46:03.060 nugget, dog. We got five
00:46:05.160 fucking nuggets. It was so awesome, 1.00
00:46:07.360 man. And it just really, you know,
00:46:09.240 kind of let life say
00:46:11.060 in hate. It's going to be good, brother.
00:46:13.500 So, I just want to call and share
00:46:15.040 that. Start giving us happy, dog. Hope everything's
00:46:17.240 good with y'all. Breast fire gang gang. 0.84
00:46:19.140 Gang, man. Wow.
00:46:21.520 Man, that's cool, man. 1.00
00:46:23.020 you out there yeah you don't think anybody cares and then bail mother effer mama not your baby 0.98
00:46:30.920 mother nature handed you that freaking that bone noog baby that bonus nuggets 0.99
00:46:36.900 you think you you and the wife you got one for her one for me one for her one for me and then
00:46:45.080 she thinks y'all all out you know and she starts to worry again and just starts thinking about
00:46:50.340 being at home and get more of her teeth pulled and just having to grow more teeth and all
00:46:54.800 the extra milk she's going to have to drink and calcium and all of that. 0.99
00:46:59.340 And then, bam, bitch, it's fucking Valentine's, you feel me? 1.00
00:47:04.440 El día de los corazón, mamacita. 1.00
00:47:09.420 El día de los valentinos, hey.
00:47:12.840 You get the extra nugget, huh? 0.64
00:47:14.640 uh uh um el uh surprise pollo con poquito the surprise nookie mama 0.91
00:47:26.040 god that's beautiful man thank you for sharing that that's the thing life has some
00:47:32.580 sometimes life has that extra plan for us we can't see
00:47:35.380 but man you took that dude my mother would take me to wendy's bro and i remember this
00:47:41.680 because McDonald's 1.00
00:47:43.740 they gave you the shit 1.00
00:47:44.520 it was all this and that 1.00
00:47:45.740 it was yellow paper
00:47:46.860 I don't even
00:47:47.220 you could kind of
00:47:47.820 see through it
00:47:48.420 you couldn't
00:47:49.140 look like it might have
00:47:50.300 had like a carbon
00:47:51.100 or something in it
00:47:52.100 but
00:47:52.380 dude when you got
00:47:55.180 that Wendy's
00:47:56.500 burger
00:47:57.340 and it had a
00:47:59.520 it looked like
00:48:00.180 it was from NASA
00:48:01.240 remember that
00:48:01.760 it looked like
00:48:02.080 a little astronaut
00:48:02.840 like who's in here 1.00
00:48:06.180 fucking 0.99
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00:50:46.380 crazy man dude i remember when i was young somebody fucked up at the post office and they 0.72
00:50:54.280 sent us a bunch of plastic wrap and I don't know how they sent us like a gross like 144 rolls of 0.97
00:51:04.100 plastic wrap like big industrial somebody fucked up and dude we had a blast 0.99
00:51:16.700 you know we wrapped each other up so much in that shit dude we didn't see my sister for probably 0.99
00:51:23.440 about I bet almost 40 hours the wish we wrapped her in there deep she couldn't even hear the 1.00
00:51:32.540 phone ring when people would call in the house that's how far in she was she was in there and 0.87
00:51:39.220 we wrapped her and wrapped her and wrapped her and she was like I mean it was hard as a damn 0.90
00:51:42.780 golf ball you could you could knock on it and she was she had a good sense of humor she'd be in 0.85
00:51:48.520 there like coming i'll be right there and she would probably three it was probably three feet
00:51:55.480 from you know we i mean it was just fascinating so you just never know what's going to be we know
00:52:02.380 what's right around the corner uh for yourself you don't know that and i don't know it i don't 0.77
00:52:06.220 know shit but praise god brother let's get this little uh let's get this sound animal right here 1.00
00:52:13.360 and let this little bastard scurry through our frickin' lives. 1.00
00:52:18.180 Hey, Theo. 1.00
00:52:19.420 This is Kennedy calling from Virginia.
00:52:21.640 Thank you for calling, man, from Virginia over there.
00:52:24.300 And Virginia's second place in the Civil War.
00:52:27.260 Let's hear it.
00:52:28.380 I was calling in with the hurricane coming through.
00:52:31.440 I've been thinking about natural disasters in general,
00:52:35.260 and I know you've had some experience with those.
00:52:37.000 But I was thinking that most natural disasters kind of bring humans and animals together
00:52:41.900 like we kind of go through the same experience we get you know it puts us all on the same level
00:52:45.640 oh yeah full nature onward except the other day though i thought that earthquakes and birds
00:52:55.840 you know like birds don't give a fuck about earthquakes well yeah if earth if something
00:53:00.960 happens to the earth birds go on where are they at somewhere else jupiter more and that was just 0.65
00:53:07.560 kind of bothering me so i don't know what your thoughts are but maybe you wanted to touch base
00:53:13.020 on that and get that i like your attitude but we're out there um birds and earthquakes i'm not
00:53:24.320 shocked birds are sky animals so there's only a couple animals that can do that kind of stuff
00:53:31.120 and uh and that's birds so i'm not surprised that they don't care about earthquakes now fires
00:53:40.020 they'll get a little pissed bro because their eggs will get grilled out and if you came home
00:53:46.320 and your whole family is suddenly you know uh you know what is it called um um uh um
00:53:58.720 over easy then you might get upset you know if you come home and your whole family's just
00:54:05.620 suddenly covered in a hollandaise sauce and laying on pieces of ham you might not feel great
00:54:12.460 you know what if you come home and your cousin's over there and in you know they got um hollandaise
00:54:18.740 on his back and he's laying on a cut of uh hickory smoked i mean that's how it is for birds if it's
00:54:25.160 of fire they get more activated because fire cooks up their deal um and what is that called
00:54:32.740 when you have eggs and there's on a ham and there's like a little muffin god what is that
00:54:37.900 it's beautiful what is that oh i love it when i'm at breakfast and i get that sometimes i don't get
00:54:45.020 it a lot i don't get it that often but every now and i look i read it though when i see it on the
00:54:51.760 menu i'll be like i'd love to have it but but i'm not gonna you know it seemed like something you
00:54:59.280 get if you just won a prize or something oh you they then you can get that but if you're just
00:55:05.160 kind of you know not winning prizes and just kind of living life and just then you don't i feel like
00:55:11.860 you don't get it and so that's how that's kind of what i do i get you know i don't get it but i read
00:55:16.120 it i look around i ask anybody else if they're gonna get it too i say oh are you gonna get it
00:55:21.520 mom are you you know hey cuz are you getting that or what boy look at that beautiful treat
00:55:27.060 and what is it it's like a little they got a little ham kind of medallion a little couple 0.99
00:55:32.160 dallions of pork right there and then they got that they put an egg on it and god damn that egg 0.97
00:55:37.860 looks like a i mean it looks like a damn little just a little tit bro looks like a little protein 0.97
00:55:44.440 titty and they just set it right on there and then they put a hollandise on that thing right 0.96
00:55:48.220 i mean in that strong holland eyes too like somebody just took holland off of a you know
00:55:53.060 like like somebody just took holland off of a globe and just squeezed it out right onto that 0.98
00:55:59.220 little stack you got going what is that let me google it real quick because that thing is a damn 1.00
00:56:05.700 tasty hitter bro you put that thing in your mouth and your fucking mouth turns into a damn it wants 1.00
00:56:11.800 more bro your mouth will start to ovulate you feel my cheeks bro and another egg will drop it 1.00
00:56:18.000 I feel something drop into my throat like damn what was that I'm getting fallopian in here this 1.00
00:56:23.220 shit has got me activated you know you take one bite of that my ph balance changes I smell like 1.00
00:56:29.200 I've been playing basketball dude that's how good that treat that breakfast treat is that thing I 0.99
00:56:34.020 make you put on and it looks like if you read on the menu like oh who eats this maybe um someone
00:56:38.580 who's like a captain in a war or something or somebody like a woman with like a big hat you
00:56:44.540 or somebody that's crying or something a lot let me see eggs um sauce meat ham medallion
00:56:56.780 um and it's on a bread sometimes it's on a biscuit or a little 0.98
00:57:00.940 and you put it on like a cut of bread fuck jesus man ah sorry that's on you put it on a 0.99
00:57:09.900 on bread egg sauce ham medallion on bread what is that 1.00
00:57:14.540 oh shit i almost spilled sauce 1.00
00:57:18.680 oh this is it i see a picture right here what is this shit 1.00
00:57:27.380 egg benedict and that's who it is egg benedict man 0.98
00:57:33.660 egg benedict but he's being nicer now you feel me because everybody's about to enjoy it
00:57:42.300 you know eggs benedict but uh but it's about to be uh you know something everybody can handle
00:57:51.120 right now um anyway let's get into a little bit more episode here uh so that's what i feel about
00:57:57.640 those animals and the earth i guess um here we go hey what's up theo what's going on gang gang
00:58:06.240 gang gang brother thank you for calling man you got a decent voice right there i like hearing 0.99
00:58:10.400 somebody's voice sometimes because a voice is just a handshake that fucking you know that's 0.98
00:58:15.740 in your ears that's all that is bro you got me there dude i thought this the other day 0.98
00:58:20.500 my niece was saying what is mail and i said well mail i said mail you know i said it's like a i
00:58:28.460 said it's like a flammable email that's what i told her and she goes oh okay but uh let's hear
00:58:35.180 more brother onward
00:58:35.980 and that's not about me.
00:58:37.480 I was just wanting to call
00:58:38.400 to just expand on
00:58:40.500 the thing that you said
00:58:41.840 about how older people
00:58:43.620 were more physically active.
00:58:45.640 Oh yeah,
00:58:46.300 we were talking about this
00:58:46.880 last week about
00:58:47.860 maybe why I get stuck
00:58:50.260 in my brain sometimes
00:58:51.640 is because my body
00:58:53.480 is more sedentary,
00:58:57.320 more sedate,
00:58:58.000 more calm.
00:59:00.040 So of course my brain,
00:59:01.080 of course my mind's
00:59:02.460 going to run.
00:59:03.160 If my body ain't running,
00:59:03.880 and my mind will, something's going to move.
00:59:07.460 You know, I'm built for motion.
00:59:08.700 I'm built for forward, onward.
00:59:12.200 So if my body isn't being active,
00:59:14.060 then my brain is just going to run all the time.
00:59:15.860 It really does make sense.
00:59:17.740 Let's hear more.
00:59:19.000 So their mental space,
00:59:20.720 they don't have as many mental problems
00:59:22.660 as young people do now.
00:59:24.400 And I think that's true. 0.98
00:59:25.820 I was talking to my dad a couple weeks ago,
00:59:27.920 and we were talking about how I'm tired all the time
00:59:31.440 and all the anxiety and stuff that I have.
00:59:33.880 And he told me that because I'm not physically active like he was when he was growing up.
00:59:38.780 So I am going to make an attempt to start working out, you know, get off that sugar lizard.
00:59:44.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:59:45.740 Yeah, man, that sugar lizard, that's that easy temptation.
00:59:48.440 Taking that first thing. 1.00
00:59:49.560 Let's get that and let's get it.
00:59:51.000 Oh, that?
00:59:51.780 What is that?
00:59:52.380 A marshmallow.
00:59:53.300 Let me have it, huh?
00:59:54.160 What is that?
00:59:54.640 A Sega Genesis.
00:59:55.600 Let me have it, huh?
00:59:56.600 What is that?
00:59:57.220 A little piece of cotton candy.
00:59:59.560 I'll take that.
01:00:00.640 You know, what is that?
01:00:01.800 A little roller skate.
01:00:02.820 I'll take it.
01:00:03.600 Sure. 0.96
01:00:03.880 Easy, easy, easy, a titty, some wiener, some, you know, some wise, you know, feel me? 0.99
01:00:09.180 Getting the easy hits, boy, some pornography. 0.99
01:00:12.160 But to really, to relax.
01:00:18.160 Like, what do I really need right now?
01:00:22.160 I really need to do something that's really going to benefit me long term.
01:00:28.700 Onward.
01:00:29.640 And to try to get healthy and get my mind where it should be.
01:00:33.060 and i do i do agree when i go like a week and work out i feel a whole lot better so
01:00:39.360 if you know whoever's hearing this it's uh be healthy start working out and your mind will
01:00:46.040 heal itself for the most part i mean there are people out there with with um autoimmune issues
01:00:51.260 and it's very severe oh mentals they call them and they call them mentals and some people yeah
01:00:57.060 they're hitchhikers dude their brain is on the side of the interstate forever they're never you
01:01:01.900 You could, bro, you could tie a million lassos around them and you'll still never get them near you.
01:01:07.060 You'll never get them near a decent idea because they don't have it in them. 0.98
01:01:11.080 If you cracked them open, you'd find fucking absolutely nothing, bro. 0.93
01:01:15.500 That's mentals. 0.98
01:01:17.860 But there's a lot of people that have different, you know, but there's a lot of people that are capable.
01:01:23.400 And we're capable, man.
01:01:24.760 And you can do it.
01:01:27.060 And you can do it, man.
01:01:28.180 You're not going to be out there.
01:01:29.320 But, yeah, we got to stay active, man.
01:01:30.820 it just does help us it does help us man and that's the thing that i see like a lot of times
01:01:36.600 man i'll say this like about um you know i think inspiration where does that you know you got to
01:01:44.260 have things that inspire you to stay active but yeah we get we're mind animals we're mind we've
01:01:50.100 turned into some real mind babies and uh and i don't know if it's helping us that much
01:01:56.720 that's automation you know we don't have to do we don't have to do as much even little things
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01:04:57.500 What else is going on?
01:05:05.360 Oh, I went and saw the movie, this movie called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
01:05:13.280 And I left an hour and 40 minutes in, I left out or an hour and 60, 50, 60 minutes.
01:05:20.780 I think maybe an hour and 65 minutes in or something.
01:05:22.920 I left out.
01:05:25.540 And I didn't think it would just there was no there wasn't enough story for me.
01:05:31.080 There wasn't enough.
01:05:33.000 And maybe something's wrong with me.
01:05:35.200 But I didn't like it.
01:05:37.220 I thought it was a waste of time.
01:05:39.400 I thought it was a waste of it was too.
01:05:43.280 you know ambidextrous i thought had too many hands in the pudding
01:05:48.800 so you know one thing i thought was interesting in it watching brad pitt walk usually i haven't 0.53
01:05:55.840 seen him walk in a while since i'd held that damn door for him a few years ago actually over there
01:06:00.320 on fox lock but watching him walk and you see his giddy up he's got a little kind of a hitch in his 0.83
01:06:05.760 giddy up and i thought that that was just interesting to see that man walk around
01:06:10.540 um he looked a little older than i remember him looking and that made me a little sad kind of
01:06:17.060 because we're all you know we're falling apart dude that's why maybe everybody maybe brad needs 0.94
01:06:23.360 to get some fake tits you feel me you know i'm saying if you want to be right get right 0.96
01:06:29.560 and uh and what else did i like about it uh leonardo's character was okay 0.99
01:06:37.000 it just
01:06:39.000 at some points I was definitely locked in
01:06:41.720 and then some points it was
01:06:43.040 I don't know because they were acting
01:06:47.660 within acting so it's like he's acting
01:06:49.640 like two different characters then you know
01:06:51.440 he's himself you know he's the character
01:06:53.520 and then he's the character when he's in the scenes
01:06:55.620 that the character
01:06:57.160 he's portraying is playing 1.00
01:06:59.800 so I don't know that shit 0.99
01:07:01.700 just lost me a little 0.98
01:07:02.880 I like some of the old costumes
01:07:05.280 I wish they'd honestly had a little bit more
01:07:08.200 sexual in it 1.00
01:07:09.580 you know they had some ladies I wouldn't mind 1.00
01:07:12.320 seeing even a blurry tit 1.00
01:07:13.960 you know what I'm saying
01:07:16.200 I'll take a pixelated 0.96
01:07:18.680 titty you know
01:07:20.280 honestly and maybe I'm just getting
01:07:21.780 keyed up because it's winter
01:07:23.400 and people
01:07:25.140 you know it's winter
01:07:28.100 you start thinking about sex
01:07:30.060 really because you want to survive
01:07:31.880 and if you don't survive you want something
01:07:34.160 to survive. So you want to seed out. You want to seed out and get a woman, you know, bellied up
01:07:39.860 so you can something else can live. Actually, that's a question that came in here. Patreon 1.00
01:07:45.880 from Sagar Jha. Theo, as we approach fall, do you feel like people's moods change in anticipation
01:07:55.900 for winter? I live in the Midwest and I can definitely notice it. Curious of your perspective
01:08:01.380 on the west coast yeah i think it does i like it you know we don't get it here here there's nothing
01:08:09.120 this there's no do we got a advisory in our cars now that comes through if you get if there's going
01:08:15.680 to be wind i got a wind advisory in california yesterday do you know how much wind there was
01:08:23.000 that much dude nothing literally i think two old women had sneezed at the same time over in van
01:08:39.760 eyes and they called a wind advisory people are nervous people are crying somebody sue people
01:08:45.960 trying to soothe the clouds i mean it's just so we don't get any weather in california so we don't
01:08:53.460 know but when i remember really the joys of my time and being in places where the where the fall
01:09:00.720 comes in and autumn yeah that makes me feel nice to walk outside and feel the bluster
01:09:06.780 just feel mother nature's just that a cold crisp breeze just sneak up your skirt 1.00
01:09:12.640 kind of touch your fucking vulva a little you feel me or touch your nuts if you have real small nuts 1.00
01:09:19.000 and mother nature thinks you have you know that you might have a vagina there's something magical 1.00
01:09:24.160 about that about autumn about when you know because autumn is winter's little dirty little sneaky 1.00
01:09:30.480 little trampy little brother and he's you know just thotting around just chewing gum and just
01:09:36.720 getting into anybody's car even if it's not an uber just any strong man that's driving around
01:09:43.300 autumn will jump in the back seat and just say oh drive me oh yeah i'm going i'll go somewhere
01:09:48.380 where are you going hey my name's troy my name's tony you know my name's ari my name's uh you know 0.93
01:09:56.500 avider zane baby so a lot of men out there being wild and shit what are we talking about dude what 1.00
01:10:03.940 the fuck are we even talking about man shit is getting wild oh anticipation for winter yes you 1.00
01:10:09.880 see a lot of people anticipating winter and i wish the calendars were trickier a lot of calendars 1.00
01:10:17.160 they let you know immediately oh it's you know oh yeah september winter's coming you know september
01:10:23.220 october i wish they had the you know they mixed it up you know you're out at the beach you know
01:10:29.480 you got three nights at the beach but the third night is uh or the second night is the second
01:10:36.740 night is like um the first of the next month and bam you don't even know it you wake up in the
01:10:41.840 morning and they got fucking 40 inches of snow out there on top of your sandcastle and little 0.96
01:10:46.460 benjamin's out there fucking boogie boarding and 60 feet of frozen waves so that's i wish mother 0.98
01:10:53.180 nature had a little more trickery in her bag but it could happen you never know and that's the 0.99
01:10:59.280 thing about mama nature that bitch is legit oh so that's how i feel about that um marissa bruno 1.00
01:11:12.480 do you have any uh tattoos or do you want any opinions on tattoos i like tattoos i like a pale 1.00
01:11:19.500 woman with some tats on her that's what i like to see make my dick real fancy make my dick feel 1.00
01:11:24.040 like thinking about something you know or make my body erect get my you know make my blood just 1.00
01:11:29.940 start looking for the end of my wiener and that's how I feel about tattoos man will make boy and my
01:11:36.580 nuts will get hard I'm at that age where my nuts get hard as well still I'm fired up dude when I 0.66
01:11:43.060 was young if I got erect my whole body they couldn't even do anything I couldn't move for
01:11:48.360 probably four hours if i got real hardened out everything man i was hard as hell even my tongue 0.97
01:11:57.160 just when you young and you got that virality that erection boy all your blood trying to get 0.98
01:12:05.000 out of your body at once but through places through unique areas bro your body all your 0.64
01:12:10.220 blood is just cul-de-sac and you know in your wiener skin my heavens that was a wild time 0.98
01:12:17.060 Being young, dude, and my nuts would get erect and hard. 0.96
01:12:20.600 Dude, you could knock on my nuts, bro, and nobody would answer, dude,
01:12:27.240 because that's not a door.
01:12:28.840 That's nuts, baby, yeah, and that's how my body was, dude. 0.54
01:12:33.840 Dude, I would get just so hard that I would, you know, if I was getting erect,
01:12:39.100 if I noticed it coming on, I'd put one of my hands up like this,
01:12:41.640 so I'd be at least kind of hardened in like a waving position.
01:12:47.060 Dude, some of them, I'd just get like this.
01:12:48.980 They'd put me in the yard.
01:12:51.080 Birds would land on me.
01:12:53.240 Be like, dang, is he a scarecrow?
01:12:55.940 Birds stopping by.
01:12:58.300 Be like, man, that boy's just feeling the fires of his loins. 1.00
01:13:03.000 That boy's got a six-alarm fire down near his ass, boy, in his nuts and in his root. 1.00
01:13:10.900 But what was the question? 1.00
01:13:14.180 Tattoos.
01:13:14.620 Anyway. All right. Let's take another call. I know we got a lot of heads today, man. I'm grateful for it. You know, I'm grateful for it. I got a question for you. Which of my online searches does the government have a right to know about?
01:13:32.680 Do you think it's how long can this uncooked bacon sit in my refrigerator?
01:13:38.460 Do you think it's what does the word discursion mean?
01:13:42.260 Or do you think it's, oh, how deep are my nuts?
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01:15:16.000 hey what's up
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01:15:17.200 this is
01:15:17.740 uh francisco from new jersey i have a what's up francisco thank you for calling and i'll let you
01:15:24.380 know this week if those um if those sayersville shows are going to be back on the map or what's
01:15:29.980 going to happen i'll let you guys know on social media uh onward issue that just recently you know
01:15:35.220 happened to me recently um you know it was with a girl you know uh we were you know we were like
01:15:42.660 hanging out for you know about like two and a half months you know i thought everything was
01:15:47.400 going pretty good and then all of a sudden that uh she like basically just cut me off you know
01:15:54.140 without any rhyme or reason and just you know just left it okay so you guys everything was real tidy
01:16:02.020 and then uh suddenly everything was unkempt and she just disappeared on you i hope she's okay
01:16:07.120 um hope somebody you know that she's gonna be okay wherever's you know whatever's going on
01:16:12.960 let's hear more about this maybe some clues um but in a way it affected me so deeply
01:16:18.520 that you know it kind of inspired me to you know really like look at myself and you know
01:16:27.280 really started digging in deep and understanding the things that I like to do so I've been like
01:16:34.720 you know um going deeper into my art um and drawing and painting and whatnot but i just
01:16:43.540 want to know like if have you ever had a woman that even if she was in your life for so like
01:16:50.440 for such a short time or just anybody have they affected you to really just get make you get lost
01:16:59.800 and to do what you love to do and be a better version of yourself.
01:17:04.280 But stay up, man. Gang, gang.
01:17:06.180 Gang, gang, bro. 1.00
01:17:07.220 Nope, I've never had that type of woman in my life 1.00
01:17:09.380 where when they left me that I decided to delve into myself 0.96
01:17:14.040 and get to know myself better.
01:17:16.720 What that's called is an adult move, brother.
01:17:21.260 That's what you're doing right now.
01:17:23.240 You're doing adult moves.
01:17:26.120 Dude, I remember some girl left me. 0.98
01:17:28.220 Dude, I barely even fucking knew her.
01:17:29.800 and i'm just next thing you know i'm i'm i'm you know i hitchhiked over there to charleston 0.96
01:17:34.820 and i'm petting a cat on a porch and you know i just hope us you know you know hoping she lived
01:17:41.880 there and she even owned a cat somebody else's cat you know but so i could have went to jail
01:17:46.980 dude and this was this was back when you know that was a pretty decent crime now that's nothing 0.63
01:17:52.020 bro i mean now that's fucking flirting these days but yeah dude no i remember some girl
01:17:59.480 I mean, dude, my life, if a woman rejected me, man, that I thought cared about me, dude, 0.98
01:18:08.760 it hurt me, it hit me so hard when I was young, it hit me so hard, that shit, because I just, 1.00
01:18:17.560 you know, I didn't have the, you know, they just, these bitches, boy, no, a woman, you 1.00
01:18:28.940 I just, I had never had a good connection with a woman. 1.00
01:18:31.680 I'd always, I put women on such a pedestal that 1.00
01:18:36.740 that I think I couldn't believe
01:18:44.600 they were even communicating with me.
01:18:48.940 So when one would, and then would stop,
01:18:53.860 or it was a girlfriend or something,
01:18:55.160 it'd have to be a girlfriend, a girl I cared about.
01:18:57.420 Man, it just, there was nothing left of me.
01:19:03.360 You know, it just reinforced all these weird ideas or connections that I had with women where I just, you know, I think it went back to being a child and just, you know, my brother touched on it a little bit.
01:19:15.980 Just that, you know, you have to find a way to, I guess, to connect with your children if possible, unless they're supposed to be killers or something or serial killers.
01:19:26.860 but you know in my i think i just didn't get that when i was young i didn't get that connection so
01:19:33.980 when i would match up with a girl i i i felt like she was a all my affection for a mother
01:19:40.600 immediately latched onto her once a girl loved me or you know expressed that to me man i treated 0.98
01:19:45.720 them like a mother and i didn't do it on purpose you know i was still doing sex and doing tits and 1.00
01:19:51.920 all of that and doing that you know and one girl you know masturbated me off into the water over 1.00
01:19:57.280 there by the um you know over there by the move kind of over by the movie theater but um but 0.99
01:20:05.900 fuck what were we talking about dude oh but yeah i i had this motherly issue where i would make 0.98
01:20:11.660 my mom in my heart somewhere my heart would make a girl that i just cared about my mom 0.99
01:20:16.340 and uh so when they left me it felt like like my own mother was leaving me and so it just hit me 0.77
01:20:23.200 i was just shattered so no dude i would fucking lay in the back and do a new ports bro i remember 0.61
01:20:29.420 even putting dark kind of stuff on my body wanting to be a black guy one time um i was doing that 0.98
01:20:35.820 you know i just wanted to not be myself i'm smoking new ports through my nose bro like a 0.95
01:20:41.720 fucking straight dragon bro like a detroit dragon so i remember getting into the dark arts and i 0.99
01:20:50.940 mean fucking just letting voldemort just just drive a fucking motorcycle up and down my fucking 0.99
01:20:57.540 brain waves i would be bro dude i would be shattered dude this one girl i thought she 1.00
01:21:04.960 knew french so i fucking learned a bunch of french and go talk to her she don't know what 1.00
01:21:09.780 the fuck I'm talking about so if you don't think that I don't know what's going on then you could 0.98
01:21:18.180 be right so it's everything you know it's everything but um but yeah dude it's uh 0.99
01:21:27.380 yeah that's so I wasn't good at it so you hearing you talk right now makes me wish I was you man
01:21:36.260 Makes me wish I had that foresight to see the awareness to see the bigger picture that you're going to take it some time to get to know yourself, bro.
01:21:46.100 Let me give you that. 0.98
01:21:48.580 They call me fucking Bobby Two Hands, baby. 0.99
01:21:54.180 Let me give you that round of AP right there, son. 1.00
01:21:56.960 And that's not adult penis. 0.99
01:21:58.500 That's applause, baby, because you deserve it. 0.99
01:22:01.180 um wow i don't even know what we talked about today but
01:22:07.000 happy birthday anybody's birthday has been or coming up um you know i think we have a lot of
01:22:15.380 things to be grateful for in our lives man i really do and i'm glad that i'm feeling that
01:22:20.320 way today and i'm glad that i'm able to feel that way because there's times when i don't
01:22:23.700 and it's hard to it's hard to feel comfortable in the world if i'm not feeling any gratitude
01:22:27.560 uh so yeah i don't know um but i appreciate you guys getting involved and paying attention and
01:22:38.400 being a part of uh of this past weekend and uh and i'm grateful grateful for you guys what else
01:22:45.980 what else what else we got it we did it we made it through it we're cruising you got a beautiful
01:22:55.900 week ahead of you football's back you know they probably maybe uh maybe a new girl is gonna move
01:23:02.100 into town this week you don't know let's keep open for the opportunities that could be out there
01:23:07.540 waiting for us you know we're we're probably good people you know there's be sometimes we're in a
01:23:15.540 tough moment we're like i don't know if this is the right thing what is gonna what's gonna happen
01:23:19.420 now i bet something special is that's what i bet you know and i'm gonna try to put my money on that
01:23:25.800 right now that something special is going to happen i think it could i think it could
01:23:32.500 let's get out of here on the horse that we rode in on um and that is uh bishop gun anything you
01:23:40.720 want and you guys be good to yourselves out there and uh and i'm going to try it too and we um
01:23:48.460 you know i bet if we look into our lives we got something to be grateful for
01:23:55.800 You know, I bet we got a lot of things.
01:23:59.700 And we're here.
01:24:00.620 This is our opportunity.
01:24:03.840 And I bet we're part of something bigger that we can't even see sometimes.
01:24:08.880 It's hard.
01:24:09.580 It's hard sometimes to have that faith, you know, to just be like, oh, man, I don't know what is going on right now.
01:24:14.660 And it doesn't feel right.
01:24:15.860 And it doesn't.
01:24:17.880 And it's not what I expected.
01:24:19.920 And, man, I'm going through some of that in my life.
01:24:22.340 And it's hard to just say to the universe or say to your higher power to say, look, I'm just going to believe that this is what.
01:24:34.420 I'm just going to accept what is.
01:24:36.900 I'm just going to believe that this is that the next curve is, man, it's going to head to a beautiful little, you know, little thoroughfare.
01:24:48.520 you feel me i feel like we're all headed towards a beautiful little thoroughfare
01:24:52.440 so you guys be good to yourself uh you deserve it
01:25:18.520 They can spot your high heel shoes
01:25:20.860 I'm so blue
01:25:21.560 Charlotte from a mile away
01:25:22.920 Every night looking so right
01:25:29.080 Just so tight
01:25:30.080 Sell it, make them pay
01:25:31.740 Keep the time on your wrist
01:25:36.860 Checking that list
01:25:37.660 Looking to assist
01:25:38.460 With another man's fantasy
01:25:39.940 Come on 0.91
01:25:44.220 So you take another choke 1.00
01:25:45.420 Line her to a coke 1.00
01:25:46.260 Do it till you're broke 0.87
01:25:47.060 To escape reality
01:25:48.220 I knew you'd say
01:25:53.180 That's what I hope you got on me
01:25:57.760 Don't make me swim, I'm not alone
01:26:01.700 If you'll just give me what I need
01:26:06.360 You can have anything you want
01:26:18.220 I'm 18, had a dream of a big screen
01:26:29.660 All dawned up where the bright lights shine
01:26:32.280 But you wound up here 21 years
01:26:37.660 Wiping black tears, getting ready for the next in line
01:26:40.620 Cheap motels, a lot of clock bells
01:26:46.480 with farewells it goes on and on and on not to mention you crave attention and a corpse easy
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