This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Double Left Field ｜ This Past Weekend #227

00:00:00.000 what's up you little rabid rodeo bears

00:00:04.700 what's up now rabies now rabies now that's an std right there that's one of those unsung

00:00:13.660 non-heroes you know rabies everybody wants to preach on you know these more popular stds syphilis 0.95

00:00:23.020 and uh you know jock itch i guess i mean that j.i boy you get a you get a strong case of that j.i son

00:00:34.000 that's i mean i had dude growing up in louisiana you get that jock itch that's a kind of you catch

00:00:40.280 a strong strand well your hands won't leave you nuts for you know probably half of a moon cycle

00:00:46.980 i mean you you catch that strong j.i boy you don't even do you'll scratch your wiener right off 0.95

00:00:55.120 like a damn lottery ticket you catch i mean this they have some strands of 0.98

00:01:00.960 of jock itch down in louisiana that'll that should be on the discovery channel 0.99

00:01:06.700 you know so you know that and if you don't know it then well now you know that

00:01:12.100 uh kevin hart was hospitalized after his car careened off an embankment

00:01:19.020 the driver of the car was found pinned in his seat under the crushed roof and so was the female

00:01:24.880 passenger and um and we know somebody that's been involved in embankments better than anybody

00:01:30.640 i mean we're talking about the christopher columbus of embankments and uh and that's

00:01:36.540 our man billy conforto r.i.p and right now we got a special moment actually i'm going to call

00:01:41.940 his brother chucky and get him on the line right here and this is uh chucky

00:01:48.300 hello what up chuck what's up co i'm doing good man how are you i'm good i'm good how are you

00:01:57.100 i'm doing okay man i was just over in biloxi at the casino over there doing um

00:02:01.500 a show this past weekend so you know i had i was at my brother's house uh saturday we had a live

00:02:08.960 uh fantasy football draft and one of the guys there was like yeah was this special on the

00:02:12.880 television sunday one of them i think it was yesterday actually he come back and he was like

00:02:17.120 man i want to check out this dude i know him i was like yeah i know theo so i've been talking to him

00:02:21.820 oh that's hilarious i didn't know anything about it well next time when i come over to the uh to

00:02:27.500 louisiana i'll get you over to one yeah like come check it out yeah it'd be great man uh dude there's

00:02:34.020 so many fans that are um that are fans of billy bro yeah yeah so many people love him man um you know

00:02:42.060 and i just wanted to know like a little bit more about him because you know i met him we used to we

00:02:45.780 was bus boys together and uh and he was probably the wildest dude i ever met in my life man

00:02:52.700 you know i was uh i was talking to my brother my youngest brother my mom she had seven kids in 0.99

00:02:59.440 eight years which you know a lot of people have a lot of kids jesus that's like drew breeze type 0.97

00:03:04.680 numbers bro when you when she's uh she put it up there nobody i'm about to catch it damn boy 0.93

00:03:13.000 right when you have an eight-year-old and you're in the hospital having your seventh kid that's a lot 0.88

00:03:18.120 of kids wow from the same mom and dad yeah same mom and dad so it wasn't like you know she had a

00:03:23.840 we have a bunch of baby daddies or whatever how they say it these days yeah i was telling you know

00:03:28.860 so i was at my youngest brother's house uh when i was texting you i think yesterday man my days was

00:03:34.700 kind of confused we was like up till like three o'clock in the morning as i was playing cornhole and

00:03:38.960 my days are a little mixed up here but anyway we was talking he was like he just was like man billy he

00:03:44.320 goes man mom remember you know mom always sending us to the store and running back and forth and

00:03:49.820 billy came over one day he's like nick i got your bike and he was like man he goes mom make me go to

00:03:55.340 store time and run errands i got your bike and he's like how did you buy me a bike i didn't buy it but

00:04:00.140 i got you one that was billy you know what i'm saying that was billy he was wild man yeah he was one

00:04:06.640 of a kind dude he i mean i don't even yeah he and i were bust but well i guess he was a waiter at

00:04:11.920 this restaurant and then next thing i know dude he was always he had us always on like all kind of

00:04:16.880 weed adventures he was doing he was running weed he was always getting his car fixed um he he would

00:04:24.700 give you all doing that a little bit together with you know with uh with the weed and stuff actually

00:04:29.300 i'm a fellow because of that i got it i mean i got i actually got a pardon from the governor which

00:04:35.640 worked out great for me but dude i remember we was working at the restaurants and then yeah dude i

00:04:41.200 remember i used to drive him across the lake to get weed and we would come back with so much weed

00:04:45.400 bro well the person he was coming to see you talking to oh there we go man well look nice just nice to 0.99

00:04:52.300 talk to you again man dude and y'all had the craziest fucking family people was boxing people was uh 0.99

00:04:59.460 i mean people were people were on pills everything was going on yeah drugs did run uh they tore our 0.99

00:05:08.180 family apart you know it was billy uh and then our three cousins running chuck and jimmy

00:05:13.920 you know a few of them the boys could box i mean they were good they were going somewhere but

00:05:18.220 that monkey got on they couldn't get it off it was tough i'm you know man i'm it's what do you do

00:05:24.540 you know they don't want to be that way i just talk to billy about it all the time like billy would

00:05:28.340 get in these uh he would get in these moods where you know he you wouldn't see him for a while and

00:05:33.580 we all knew what he was doing but then he would show up and it would be billy again he'd be like

00:05:37.060 come on we're gonna work out and he billy was always the same way so he'd have to get the camera

00:05:40.580 out he always had this polaroid camera so he'd get the polaroid out and he would take a picture and

00:05:45.020 he was like i'm holding on to the picture and we're gonna tell you know and so oh yeah yeah so

00:05:50.300 set goals pictures right so then we would go work out hard and boy he wouldn't let you uh you 0.51

00:05:55.800 couldn't skip you couldn't cut a rep short he was on you that's how billy was and even like i

00:06:02.140 heard one of your cats about the steroids and he said that i had a flashback i forgot billy used to

00:06:06.580 be on it yet i remember like he was he was doing i think like winch brawl something crazy and he was

00:06:11.760 like and i kind of was like man i kind of want to do that too i'm playing football and i'm like you

00:06:15.800 know i'm like man i want to try that too so he's like all right this is going to be the routine this

00:06:19.780 is how we're going to eat he would just write it all out billy was just crazy he was like a mad 0.59

00:06:23.640 scientist and he was like so he would tell you all right we got to take it a half hour before we work

00:06:28.880 out and when you said that i remember distinctly one time being in the car with him he's like it's

00:06:33.680 a half hour before the gym pull over i'm like well wait let's wait till let's go to the apartment or

00:06:37.360 something your apartment is around the corner from the gym no we got to stop right now and do it and 0.51

00:06:41.620 we actually was shooting it's terror on the side of the road yeah bro said that i'm like holy shit 0.60

00:06:49.180 i don't know if you just was saying that like just telling the story i'm like that actually happened

00:06:53.540 no that happened man we did it over off of the interstate over by between slidell and uh 0.97

00:06:57.960 the exit by the movie theater bro we would duck off over there and fucking pipe them down boy 0.99

00:07:03.160 and i hate to cut that call short right there but um you can listen to the entire call on our second 0.61

00:07:09.420 youtube channel uh theo von clips so you can check that channel out and it's got a lot of unique stuff

00:07:15.560 on it and it will have the entire uh conversation with chuck uh billy's brother um wow just fascinating

00:07:23.520 man and that yeah and i talked to him for nearly an hour so uh you guys can enjoy that there but yeah

00:07:29.460 being able to chat with the just i mean that real i mean just that human fiasco that uh that billy

00:07:38.500 conforto was getting to talk to his brother man pretty sweet um let's get into this episode

00:07:45.160 how about that

00:07:46.280 i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my home

00:08:09.680 and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been

00:08:19.060 blown

00:08:20.480 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone

00:08:33.060 i can feel it

00:08:42.440 in my bones

00:08:43.940 but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself

00:08:55.120 shine that light on me

00:09:04.500 i'll sit and tell you my story

00:09:06.000 shine on me

00:09:10.900 and that's you know it is bishop gun shine

00:09:28.180 taking us in right there bringing us into the world

00:09:32.020 i wonder if when you're born like you could hear

00:09:36.160 i wish they had a little bit of that womb music 0.51

00:09:40.040 you know i wonder if maybe when you're born they should play certain music

00:09:44.780 and it that you know it might help you come into the world a little bit better

00:09:49.900 or different

00:09:50.940 you know it would be

00:09:54.620 like you know like

00:09:57.380 you know like that song shine you know it might be you know just a real natural kind of christian birth right there

00:10:04.540 you could have some rap music if you want if that baby was just kind of

00:10:08.840 you don't even know if you're gonna you know

00:10:10.620 if you're that excited about the baby

00:10:13.020 you know or if you kind of just hooked up with a man and you don't even know that man

00:10:17.620 maybe they have that song 0.99

00:10:21.700 pull over the head ass too fast 1.00

00:10:24.100 pull over the head ass too fast 1.00

00:10:26.540 and they could play that in the delivery room 0.99

00:10:28.720 so at least the baby when he comes into the world he kind of knows how he got out there you know

00:10:34.360 or you know he might have it immediately his backstory might be embedded into his tissue

00:10:40.920 by the music

00:10:43.000 because music hides in our bodies boy

00:10:46.440 isn't that fascinating

00:10:49.140 music hides in our bodies

00:10:52.360 i mean i'm you if you 0.99

00:10:54.900 you know if you fucking carve me open with a uh 0.99

00:10:58.020 with a carve opener or whatever 0.99

00:11:00.600 you um

00:11:01.540 i'll probably have a little bit of top 40 in me 1.00

00:11:04.680 you're definitely gonna find some goo goo dolls down there by my ass 1.00

00:11:08.360 you feel me you're gonna hear you know 0.99

00:11:09.720 because music

00:11:12.060 one time a guy you know hit punched me really hard right in the jaw

00:11:16.620 and immediately i started hearing that song um

00:11:20.100 in the end

00:11:21.840 the only thing that matters

00:11:24.560 you know that lincoln park

00:11:27.000 that dude just punches

00:11:28.680 and in the end

00:11:31.100 and that song so you know that was hidden in my jaw or something 0.98

00:11:33.940 this dude fucking cracked me and next thing you know 0.98

00:11:36.140 i'm lincoln parking boy 1.00

00:11:38.500 and that dude parallel parks my ass onto the ground 0.99

00:11:42.260 and my brain just you know i got lincoln parked up 1.00

00:11:44.660 because music hides in you 1.00

00:11:46.460 somebody might hit you with a damn 1.00

00:11:49.080 you know 0.99

00:11:49.520 if somebody 0.99

00:11:50.300 you know might hit you with a damn uh 0.99

00:11:53.160 like a beater stick 1.00

00:11:55.100 like a stick used for

00:11:56.260 for beating others 1.00

00:11:58.160 they hit you with that bitch in the back 1.00

00:12:00.500 and next thing you know 1.00

00:12:01.320 you start

00:12:01.780 i keep a close watch

00:12:03.860 on this heart of mine 1.00

00:12:05.640 they'll beat the fucking johnny cash 1.00

00:12:08.040 right out of you 1.00

00:12:08.800 that's the thing

00:12:11.580 the music could really hide in our bodies

00:12:13.800 so if when a baby was born

00:12:16.540 they put a little bit of music on

00:12:19.460 that maybe really

00:12:20.500 you put that

00:12:22.340 you know some

00:12:23.560 some just some music

00:12:25.420 like a one of them jamaican guys

00:12:28.340 like kind of a weed

00:12:29.200 you know um

00:12:30.300 who am i thinking of

00:12:32.860 bobby marley

00:12:33.760 bobby marley

00:12:35.100 you know

00:12:36.880 no

00:12:37.440 woman 0.99

00:12:38.280 no cry

00:12:39.300 they get that in you

00:12:41.480 and it really affect your system positively

00:12:43.420 i think over time

00:12:44.380 um

00:12:46.280 shout out to everybody

00:12:47.420 and uh

00:12:48.480 support to everybody over there

00:12:49.700 dealing with the hurricane

00:12:50.640 and it's that time of year

00:12:53.580 you know

00:12:53.860 mother nature

00:12:54.500 has got a recipe book out

00:12:55.940 because

00:12:57.940 because you got the summer

00:12:59.560 is kind of

00:13:00.200 settling down

00:13:01.520 you got the rain

00:13:03.260 the rain is coming in

00:13:04.660 winter

00:13:05.800 and mother nature

00:13:08.220 is just kind of flipping through the pages

00:13:09.760 okay

00:13:10.220 what we got

00:13:11.620 okay

00:13:11.880 we got a scattered storm over there

00:13:13.720 you know

00:13:14.860 we got to make an entree out here

00:13:16.640 in the

00:13:17.160 on the coast

00:13:18.560 we're going to mix up a batch of dorian 1.00

00:13:20.720 send that bitch up to 1.00

00:13:22.580 feed a couple of 1.00

00:13:24.020 couple hundred thousand

00:13:25.760 with some

00:13:26.220 water

00:13:27.140 that's what

00:13:29.300 you know

00:13:29.800 it's just that time of year

00:13:30.800 when mother nature

00:13:31.380 really has her recipe book out

00:13:33.240 and can

00:13:34.780 you know

00:13:35.880 when she's brewing up things

00:13:37.200 she's making a batch

00:13:38.360 of something nasty

00:13:39.300 it's that time of year 0.97

00:13:42.360 winter's coming

00:13:43.440 that's the

00:13:45.840 you can't

00:13:47.020 winter

00:13:47.580 that thing

00:13:49.600 dude my brother

00:13:51.220 I remember

00:13:51.600 when we were young

00:13:54.200 when we were children

00:13:55.220 we used to wait for the bus

00:13:57.040 and dude

00:13:58.920 getting out there

00:13:59.640 in the bus

00:14:00.180 in the winter time

00:14:01.080 you know

00:14:02.700 it would be like

00:14:03.140 two days a year

00:14:04.180 it would freeze

00:14:04.840 in Louisiana

00:14:05.420 and people were crazy

00:14:07.760 when it would freeze

00:14:08.620 people would just

00:14:10.120 duct tape a blanket

00:14:11.040 around their kid 1.00

00:14:11.680 and fucking send them to school 1.00

00:14:12.740 just 1.00

00:14:13.080 you see

00:14:14.720 you see people

00:14:15.640 walking around school

00:14:16.240 just look like tall

00:14:17.020 just stacks of blanket

00:14:18.140 you have to

00:14:18.980 open up the top

00:14:20.520 and see who it was

00:14:21.360 oh who is this

00:14:22.560 oh

00:14:22.840 that's little Randall

00:14:24.440 right there

00:14:25.020 you know

00:14:26.120 oh look

00:14:27.160 you have to unfold

00:14:28.200 the blanket at the top

00:14:29.180 like oh

00:14:29.540 that's Bridget

00:14:30.700 and Bridget all 0.99

00:14:32.460 fucking duct tape 1.00

00:14:33.340 kids looking all 1.00

00:14:34.080 kidnapped

00:14:34.840 kind of but warm

00:14:36.020 and

00:14:39.040 and

00:14:39.820 you would just get

00:14:40.700 so

00:14:41.120 you know

00:14:42.200 you get out there

00:14:42.860 by the bus stop

00:14:43.560 and breathe in the air

00:14:44.660 and just make them ghosts

00:14:47.300 you know

00:14:47.720 you could see your air

00:14:48.940 you could see

00:14:49.580 your breath living

00:14:51.200 you know

00:14:52.680 just forming outside of you

00:14:54.040 beautiful

00:14:54.540 and it would just be

00:14:57.660 oh

00:14:58.120 and we would do

00:15:00.980 I remember

00:15:01.360 if my hands

00:15:02.380 you know

00:15:02.860 my brother

00:15:03.880 my brother one time

00:15:04.900 sometime would have gas

00:15:05.940 you know

00:15:06.220 body gas

00:15:07.080 you know

00:15:07.860 um

00:15:09.280 you know what I'm talking about

00:15:11.740 body gas man

00:15:12.900 farts 0.82

00:15:13.420 and he would give you

00:15:15.920 a set of air mittens

00:15:16.880 dude

00:15:17.080 if your hands

00:15:17.540 was real cold

00:15:18.160 he'd have

00:15:18.560 he'd say

00:15:20.220 hey put them 0.99

00:15:20.760 put them over by my butt 1.00

00:15:22.040 and he'd 1.00

00:15:23.200 hit you with them warm 0.84

00:15:24.480 he'd hit you with that 0.89

00:15:25.440 a dose of that

00:15:26.080 warm body air

00:15:27.080 and give you those

00:15:28.180 just those hand mittens

00:15:29.160 bro

00:15:29.380 just lace you out

00:15:31.440 with a set of air mittens

00:15:32.460 right there

00:15:33.000 keep your hands warm

00:15:35.200 for about 15

00:15:35.900 18 seconds

00:15:36.660 and that's teamwork

00:15:39.900 too man

00:15:40.620 it really is teamwork

00:15:44.120 you know

00:15:46.740 cause it's

00:15:47.620 that's the thing

00:15:48.480 about being in a winter place

00:15:49.880 it brings people together

00:15:50.960 you get that togetherness

00:15:53.260 you gotta snuggle

00:15:54.440 you know

00:15:56.480 the plants are dying

00:15:57.580 so you gotta take care

00:15:58.680 of each other

00:15:59.200 you know

00:15:59.560 people's lives

00:16:00.540 become more pertinent

00:16:01.620 when you got the winter

00:16:03.740 going on

00:16:04.400 you gotta be careful

00:16:06.420 you can't step

00:16:07.160 certain places

00:16:07.920 because you'll slip

00:16:09.000 you'll die

00:16:09.520 because of the ice

00:16:12.380 so you have to be

00:16:13.360 real careful

00:16:14.580 and I think that

00:16:16.720 things seem a little

00:16:17.380 more precious

00:16:18.060 in the winter time

00:16:19.120 human life does

00:16:20.340 because it's at

00:16:22.020 a little bit more

00:16:22.640 of a rarity

00:16:23.240 it's not as abundant

00:16:25.700 as it is

00:16:26.800 but yeah

00:16:29.740 everybody who's

00:16:31.200 bracing for Dorian

00:16:32.180 and dealing with it

00:16:33.000 good luck to you

00:16:34.360 stay strong out there

00:16:36.340 dude

00:16:36.560 and I say

00:16:36.960 get out there

00:16:37.480 and be a hero

00:16:38.160 get out there 0.99

00:16:40.560 and be a damn hero 1.00

00:16:41.740 we had a boy 0.99

00:16:43.880 in our town

00:16:44.540 boy this dude

00:16:45.180 little Chico

00:16:45.820 they called him

00:16:46.600 and he was black

00:16:48.600 I guess he was

00:16:49.340 he was like a young

00:16:50.320 black gentleman

00:16:51.080 or he might have been

00:16:52.340 just kind of dark Mexican 0.99

00:16:53.560 you know

00:16:55.260 kind of like

00:16:55.940 you know

00:16:58.280 like

00:16:58.660 you know

00:16:59.620 dark Mexican

00:17:00.440 and he would

00:17:03.240 get out there

00:17:04.140 and he

00:17:04.600 if a storm was coming

00:17:05.500 he'd get out there

00:17:06.060 with a sword bro

00:17:06.920 this dude

00:17:08.380 he was fearless

00:17:09.320 he'd be out there

00:17:12.280 battling the wind

00:17:13.140 because you know

00:17:13.600 in Louisiana

00:17:14.100 they get them gusts

00:17:16.240 and a gust

00:17:16.980 will hit you

00:17:17.400 at 40 miles an hour 1.00

00:17:18.500 and fucking tickle 1.00

00:17:19.320 your ass real hard 1.00

00:17:20.380 like a pervy uncle 1.00

00:17:21.920 bruh

00:17:22.540 a strong wind gust 0.99

00:17:24.000 will fucking just 0.99

00:17:24.760 make you 1.00

00:17:26.660 get you

00:17:27.000 get out

00:17:27.360 all your tenderness

00:17:28.320 and

00:17:30.940 and he would

00:17:32.340 little Chico

00:17:32.900 be out there 1.00

00:17:33.620 with a fucking 1.00

00:17:34.820 sword bro 1.00

00:17:35.580 and he was

00:17:37.320 real real

00:17:38.160 he was real light

00:17:39.340 his bones

00:17:40.840 probably

00:17:41.180 if you were holding

00:17:41.760 all of his bones

00:17:42.400 in your hands

00:17:43.120 you

00:17:44.880 if you weren't

00:17:45.620 you might not even know

00:17:46.520 if you what

00:17:47.020 you might not even know

00:17:47.800 you were holding them

00:17:48.520 that's how light he was

00:17:49.800 he was just

00:17:50.280 you know

00:17:51.160 he didn't have a lot of

00:17:52.020 calcium in him

00:17:53.780 and his daddy

00:17:55.080 was real light

00:17:55.820 his dad

00:17:56.960 I remember one time

00:17:57.660 fell off the roof

00:17:58.580 and just kind of

00:17:59.800 went side to side

00:18:00.800 and then just kind of

00:18:01.440 landed on his stomach

00:18:02.300 real softly

00:18:03.000 so it's just

00:18:05.120 the family

00:18:05.660 not real

00:18:06.360 they had low calcium

00:18:09.020 and that's

00:18:10.460 that's you know

00:18:11.720 it's a

00:18:12.460 I don't know if it's

00:18:13.320 a birth defect

00:18:13.980 or what it is

00:18:14.620 but it's God

00:18:15.520 it's God

00:18:17.160 doing what he likes

00:18:18.160 but little Chico

00:18:20.480 bro

00:18:20.680 oh this dude 0.97

00:18:21.300 also the craziest

00:18:22.140 thing about him

00:18:22.960 he always

00:18:23.860 he would look for

00:18:25.340 Easter eggs

00:18:27.280 year round

00:18:28.760 so he was that

00:18:31.580 kind of dude

00:18:32.000 he'd be

00:18:32.420 look you

00:18:32.840 you know

00:18:33.400 you'd be outside

00:18:35.660 and he'd be always

00:18:36.400 looking for Easter eggs

00:18:37.580 and I think he didn't

00:18:40.320 really get the whole

00:18:40.980 concept of an Easter egg

00:18:42.200 hunt

00:18:42.460 he thought it was

00:18:43.340 you know

00:18:45.680 I don't know

00:18:46.060 I guess one of them

00:18:46.740 he went to the first

00:18:47.560 one he ever went to

00:18:48.400 and he just thought

00:18:49.240 that life had changed

00:18:51.600 and now you could

00:18:52.100 always look for him

00:18:53.060 but I remember

00:18:54.320 he'd come over for dinner

00:18:55.180 sometime 0.99

00:18:55.540 and he'd fucking 0.99

00:18:56.180 spend half the 0.99

00:18:56.920 half the meal

00:18:57.620 looking for eggs

00:18:58.420 bro around the house 1.00

00:18:59.160 and shit 1.00

00:18:59.600 like damn 1.00

00:19:01.900 little Chico boy 1.00

00:19:02.840 get your little 1.00

00:19:04.000 dark Latino ass 1.00

00:19:05.200 back here dude 1.00

00:19:05.980 we trying to 0.99

00:19:06.500 fucking finish off 0.99

00:19:07.180 these potatoes 0.99

00:19:07.780 boy we ain't

00:19:08.420 getting any cookies

00:19:09.140 little buddy

00:19:09.740 but he really

00:19:12.420 loved Easter eggs

00:19:13.500 man he would

00:19:13.960 always

00:19:14.420 and then he got

00:19:16.640 depressed really

00:19:17.380 I remember a little

00:19:17.980 bit as we got older

00:19:18.640 because he didn't

00:19:19.400 find you know

00:19:19.840 it was so rare

00:19:20.560 that you found eggs

00:19:21.620 and so he

00:19:22.220 you know

00:19:23.560 when you're constantly

00:19:24.180 looking for something

00:19:24.940 and you don't get it

00:19:25.680 sometimes it can really

00:19:26.380 lead to some depression

00:19:27.320 but that's life

00:19:28.840 what else is going on

00:19:32.340 I've been in training

00:19:33.600 in Atlanta

00:19:34.380 for a week

00:19:35.100 training

00:19:35.940 we did training

00:19:38.220 for movie training

00:19:40.280 and working with

00:19:43.000 it was like

00:19:43.620 working with

00:19:44.520 you had assault rifles

00:19:47.320 AR-15s 0.99

00:19:48.460 and you had

00:19:49.620 Navy SEAL trainers

00:19:50.760 training people

00:19:51.940 how to interact

00:19:53.060 with the weaponry

00:19:53.880 how to use

00:19:54.440 the weaponry

00:19:55.140 how to maneuver

00:19:57.440 and move

00:19:58.100 as a group

00:19:58.760 really next level

00:20:03.260 type of stuff

00:20:03.980 I think

00:20:04.480 just handling

00:20:05.900 that piece

00:20:06.620 because you

00:20:07.260 I want to get out 1.00

00:20:07.880 there and fucking 0.99

00:20:08.280 Clint Eastwood 0.99

00:20:09.040 you know

00:20:09.780 I hold an AR-15

00:20:10.760 to the side

00:20:11.400 and just

00:20:11.820 and but it's

00:20:14.140 very organized

00:20:15.100 and very

00:20:15.700 and we got to

00:20:17.060 shoot blanks 0.69

00:20:18.800 we got to shoot 0.84

00:20:19.380 blanks

00:20:20.460 which was

00:20:21.420 film blanks

00:20:22.860 and so they make

00:20:23.440 a louder

00:20:24.000 flash

00:20:25.300 than regular

00:20:26.080 bullets do

00:20:26.900 and they make

00:20:28.200 a louder sound

00:20:29.320 but they don't

00:20:30.880 have any

00:20:31.520 projectile

00:20:32.720 so that was

00:20:35.160 kind of interesting

00:20:35.680 to see

00:20:36.020 and we learned

00:20:37.680 also though

00:20:38.460 that

00:20:39.120 the blanks

00:20:40.980 even if you had

00:20:41.500 like a water bottle

00:20:42.380 the man showed us

00:20:43.740 and you shot it

00:20:44.460 from about

00:20:44.980 six feet away

00:20:46.460 it would

00:20:47.220 obliterate it

00:20:48.080 so even the

00:20:49.940 blanks

00:20:50.380 the air blast

00:20:51.220 that comes out

00:20:51.800 of the weaponry

00:20:52.560 is extremely

00:20:53.800 severe

00:20:54.340 so you have

00:20:56.060 to be

00:20:56.720 cognizant

00:20:57.240 of that

00:20:57.620 you can't

00:20:58.960 just be

00:20:59.420 you know

00:20:59.860 shooting blanks

00:21:00.520 at people

00:21:00.940 because people

00:21:02.420 will bleed

00:21:02.940 to death 0.97

00:21:03.460 but

00:21:05.160 what else

00:21:06.400 did we do

00:21:07.020 you know

00:21:09.460 it was just

00:21:09.980 like you get

00:21:10.500 there

00:21:10.880 and there's

00:21:11.260 the script

00:21:11.840 there's the

00:21:12.160 table read

00:21:12.940 and everybody's

00:21:13.940 you know

00:21:15.840 it was just

00:21:16.160 a lot

00:21:16.580 it was a lot

00:21:17.100 in one week

00:21:17.720 and just

00:21:18.120 kind of seeing

00:21:19.360 what's going

00:21:19.820 on with it

00:21:20.420 and

00:21:20.740 and getting

00:21:23.460 to meet

00:21:23.740 Christopher Pratt

00:21:24.460 we'd never

00:21:24.880 met

00:21:25.240 very nice

00:21:26.000 man

00:21:26.380 the director

00:21:27.300 everybody there

00:21:27.860 beautiful people

00:21:28.780 that's uh

00:21:29.940 but I was there

00:21:31.540 for a week

00:21:32.200 and then I went

00:21:33.380 to

00:21:34.180 Biloxi

00:21:35.580 and a call

00:21:37.260 actually came

00:21:37.800 in from

00:21:38.100 Biloxi

00:21:38.540 and I'll

00:21:38.800 hit that

00:21:39.100 one right

00:21:39.420 here

00:21:39.740 um

00:21:40.720 here we

00:21:41.220 go

00:21:41.800 yo

00:21:42.780 tio

00:21:43.340 what's up

00:21:44.080 this is

00:21:44.640 john

00:21:44.980 mcree

00:21:45.580 from

00:21:45.880 spanish

00:21:46.440 fort

00:21:46.700 alabama

00:21:47.540 what's up

00:21:48.480 john

00:21:48.820 in spanish

00:21:49.320 fort

00:21:49.700 and I got

00:21:50.920 a stepsister

00:21:51.640 that lives

00:21:51.980 over there

00:21:52.280 in spanish

00:21:52.760 fort

00:21:53.100 over there

00:21:53.560 and they're

00:21:54.600 doing well

00:21:55.120 unless she

00:21:55.420 got two

00:21:55.780 children

00:21:56.140 one of them

00:21:56.520 is a

00:21:56.920 ginger

00:21:57.400 real tall

00:21:58.300 tall

00:21:59.240 ganger

00:21:59.680 onward

00:22:00.560 just calling

00:22:02.060 to let you

00:22:02.580 know man

00:22:03.100 you did 1.00

00:22:03.560 the damn 1.00

00:22:04.100 thing 1.00

00:22:04.680 in Biloxi

00:22:05.520 last night

00:22:06.320 my wife

00:22:07.260 and I

00:22:07.680 are still

00:22:08.600 laughing

00:22:09.020 and talking

00:22:09.480 about the

00:22:10.080 show man

00:22:10.660 we had a 0.99

00:22:11.720 fucking blast 0.99

00:22:12.700 uh 1.00

00:22:13.580 everything you

00:22:14.280 said was 1.00

00:22:14.960 fucking 0.99

00:22:15.440 hilarious 0.99

00:22:16.020 and on point

00:22:16.660 at all

00:22:17.000 time

00:22:17.440 the show

00:22:18.880 was great

00:22:20.020 the opening

00:22:21.340 ad

00:22:21.840 was 1.00

00:22:23.020 fucking 0.99

00:22:23.760 amazing 0.99

00:22:24.360 everything

00:22:24.820 was perfect

00:22:25.600 man

00:22:25.940 the show

00:22:26.340 went off

00:22:27.020 except for 0.69

00:22:28.180 the knucklehead

00:22:28.880 lady sitting 0.73

00:22:29.520 behind me

00:22:30.200 uh

00:22:31.000 but you

00:22:31.320 called her

00:22:31.740 out on 1.00

00:22:32.060 that bullshit 1.00

00:22:32.680 uh 1.00

00:22:33.700 with her 1.00

00:22:34.040 loud ass 1.00

00:22:34.820 gang 0.99

00:22:35.740 gang

00:22:36.640 there you

00:22:37.880 go

00:22:38.080 thanks for

00:22:38.440 calling man

00:22:39.100 yeah that

00:22:39.660 was fun

00:22:40.040 in Biloxi

00:22:40.600 that lady 1.00

00:22:41.720 I did

00:22:42.020 call her

00:22:42.420 out dude

00:22:43.000 that was

00:22:43.540 good too

00:22:44.040 she said

00:22:44.780 oh you

00:22:46.000 should have

00:22:46.240 a mexican

00:22:46.820 kid

00:22:47.160 I remember

00:22:47.500 she yelled 1.00

00:22:48.120 and I was

00:22:49.080 like well

00:22:49.300 if I want

00:22:49.660 to have

00:22:49.860 a loud

00:22:50.480 kid

00:22:50.960 I'll come

00:22:51.640 talk to

00:22:52.080 you

00:22:52.360 that's

00:22:52.800 what I

00:22:53.060 said

00:22:53.340 so we

00:22:55.020 really put

00:22:55.560 her in

00:22:55.900 the silence

00:22:56.560 booth

00:22:56.920 didn't we

00:22:57.400 yeah man

00:22:58.300 Biloxi's

00:22:58.840 crazy

00:22:59.080 you down 0.76

00:22:59.320 there on

00:22:59.540 the gulf

00:22:59.920 coast

00:23:00.280 you

00:23:00.460 dude

00:23:00.780 they got

00:23:01.300 everything

00:23:02.200 they got

00:23:03.080 fish swimming

00:23:03.860 through the

00:23:04.240 air down

00:23:04.740 there

00:23:05.020 they got

00:23:05.620 trout

00:23:06.080 they got

00:23:06.520 this

00:23:06.940 they got

00:23:07.680 carp

00:23:08.440 you know

00:23:09.140 they got

00:23:09.500 carpenters

00:23:10.120 you'll see

00:23:10.440 carpenters

00:23:11.100 but it's

00:23:11.440 just four

00:23:12.020 fish 1.00

00:23:12.540 fucking 1.00

00:23:13.220 doing some 1.00

00:23:13.680 drywall

00:23:14.360 I mean

00:23:15.120 they got

00:23:15.620 real fish

00:23:16.360 fish

00:23:16.380 everywhere

00:23:16.820 it's

00:23:17.820 real

00:23:18.100 just

00:23:18.320 fish 0.99

00:23:18.620 ridiculous 0.99

00:23:19.180 down 1.00

00:23:19.520 there

00:23:19.880 but thank

00:23:22.640 you guys

00:23:22.900 for coming

00:23:23.220 out

00:23:23.420 it was a lot

00:23:23.880 of fun

00:23:24.320 man it was

00:23:24.920 fun

00:23:25.140 so many

00:23:25.460 people

00:23:25.700 came

00:23:26.080 you know

00:23:27.240 and

00:23:27.480 just to be

00:23:29.160 down there

00:23:29.420 on the

00:23:29.640 gulf coast

00:23:30.340 and you

00:23:31.320 can't even

00:23:31.660 get any

00:23:32.140 cocaine

00:23:32.560 down there

00:23:32.900 because it's

00:23:33.240 wet

00:23:33.560 everything's wet

00:23:35.600 down there

00:23:35.880 you find an

00:23:36.260 oyster in the 1.00

00:23:36.800 damn cocaine 1.00

00:23:37.460 you'll do 1.00

00:23:38.260 half a line 1.00

00:23:38.940 and fucking 1.00

00:23:39.320 next thing 1.00

00:23:39.740 you know

00:23:39.940 you got

00:23:40.200 a pearl

00:23:40.660 you know

00:23:41.060 you just

00:23:41.620 you got

00:23:42.580 a pearl

00:23:43.660 that you

00:23:44.040 found

00:23:44.400 so it's

00:23:45.060 it's a

00:23:46.640 different place

00:23:47.280 man but

00:23:47.820 it was

00:23:48.220 yeah it was

00:23:49.420 a joy

00:23:49.820 bro

00:23:50.100 it was a

00:23:50.980 real real

00:23:51.360 joy over

00:23:51.900 there

00:23:52.180 and people

00:23:53.280 came out

00:23:53.760 what else

00:23:54.160 happened

00:23:54.480 man

00:23:54.860 I was

00:23:55.640 going to

00:23:55.820 tell you

00:23:56.120 guys about

00:23:56.560 something

00:23:56.880 that happened

00:23:57.520 something

00:24:01.240 that

00:24:01.840 that I was

00:24:03.320 thinking about

00:24:04.120 oh

00:24:04.460 Louisiana won

00:24:05.800 the Little

00:24:06.080 League World

00:24:06.560 Series

00:24:06.940 that's what I

00:24:08.300 was thinking

00:24:08.600 about

00:24:08.780 I want to

00:24:09.040 say congratulations

00:24:09.820 to them

00:24:10.260 boys

00:24:10.660 Southwest

00:24:11.700 baby that

00:24:12.460 team

00:24:12.920 and they

00:24:14.460 took it

00:24:15.100 they beat

00:24:15.620 Curacao

00:24:16.120 they beat

00:24:17.000 Hawaii

00:24:17.560 and what I'm

00:24:18.960 saying is

00:24:19.360 they beat

00:24:19.820 everybody

00:24:20.440 son

00:24:20.900 a bunch

00:24:22.380 of little 0.98

00:24:22.700 freaking 0.96

00:24:23.100 little gator

00:24:24.360 tails from

00:24:25.000 over there

00:24:25.340 in Louisiana

00:24:26.480 man from

00:24:27.060 River Ridge

00:24:27.900 from over

00:24:29.100 there outside

00:24:29.540 of New Orleans

00:24:30.160 they really

00:24:30.580 got it done

00:24:31.200 so congratulations

00:24:31.880 to them

00:24:32.480 little boys

00:24:33.100 and dude

00:24:34.740 I remember

00:24:35.340 bro being 0.89

00:24:35.880 in Little

00:24:36.840 League

00:24:37.420 I was so 0.99

00:24:40.080 fucking 0.99

00:24:40.640 bad 0.99

00:24:41.060 at

00:24:41.240 baseball

00:24:41.780 dude

00:24:43.240 I was

00:24:43.580 bad

00:24:44.360 I was

00:24:45.620 bad

00:24:45.960 at

00:24:46.120 baseball

00:24:46.580 dude

00:24:47.380 they put

00:24:47.640 me in

00:24:47.900 left field

00:24:48.440 and then

00:24:48.720 at one

00:24:48.980 point

00:24:49.180 they put

00:24:49.560 me in

00:24:50.000 double

00:24:50.680 left field

00:24:51.500 bro

00:24:51.780 I wasn't

00:24:52.760 even on

00:24:53.040 the field

00:24:53.320 I was like

00:24:53.740 you know

00:24:54.600 if you go to

00:24:55.000 left field

00:24:55.640 there's a line

00:24:56.680 right there

00:24:57.120 where it's

00:24:57.480 out of bounds

00:24:58.140 and they put

00:24:58.700 me over

00:24:59.260 there one

00:24:59.800 time

00:25:00.200 so at

00:25:04.640 that point

00:25:05.020 you're like

00:25:05.600 an assistant

00:25:06.080 coach

00:25:06.540 really

00:25:06.880 and I

00:25:08.320 remember

00:25:08.940 dude I

00:25:10.080 remember

00:25:10.300 one time

00:25:10.960 they put

00:25:11.380 me so

00:25:11.920 far out

00:25:12.520 there

00:25:12.740 I was

00:25:13.000 about

00:25:13.200 these

00:25:13.360 woods

00:25:13.760 I was

00:25:14.060 about

00:25:14.320 probably

00:25:15.180 about

00:25:15.340 11-12

00:25:16.020 feet deep

00:25:16.580 into some

00:25:17.000 woods

00:25:17.420 and

00:25:18.840 I could

00:25:20.360 barely even

00:25:20.780 hear the

00:25:21.120 game

00:25:21.500 so that's

00:25:23.120 you know

00:25:24.240 and I

00:25:24.660 remember

00:25:24.940 they had

00:25:25.480 a couple

00:25:25.700 mushrooms

00:25:26.240 out there

00:25:26.960 and I

00:25:27.660 remember

00:25:27.880 eating a

00:25:28.280 couple

00:25:28.460 of those 1.00

00:25:28.760 bitches 1.00

00:25:29.060 boy 1.00

00:25:29.580 and look

00:25:32.260 you playing

00:25:34.460 baseball

00:25:34.960 and you

00:25:35.860 have a

00:25:36.100 couple

00:25:36.260 mushrooms

00:25:36.860 bro

00:25:37.220 the whole

00:25:40.460 world

00:25:40.960 becomes the

00:25:41.520 outfield

00:25:42.100 dude I

00:25:43.440 I don't

00:25:44.520 know what

00:25:44.860 game I

00:25:45.240 was playing

00:25:45.740 dude I

00:25:47.300 was playing

00:25:47.980 connect 4

00:25:48.960 inside of

00:25:49.400 my brain

00:25:49.960 bro

00:25:50.240 I was

00:25:51.120 trying to

00:25:51.380 rearrange

00:25:51.780 my toes

00:25:52.400 I was

00:25:52.620 trying to

00:25:52.840 put them

00:25:53.040 in a

00:25:53.220 more

00:25:53.500 I was

00:25:54.460 looking at

00:25:54.700 my feet

00:25:55.040 I remember

00:25:55.300 thinking if I

00:25:55.820 could put

00:25:56.060 my toes

00:25:56.460 in a more

00:25:56.780 effective

00:25:57.200 order

00:25:57.640 and that

00:25:59.400 was just

00:25:59.960 so you

00:26:01.980 got to be

00:26:02.280 careful sometimes

00:26:02.740 with those

00:26:03.060 games you

00:26:03.620 know these

00:26:03.880 kids some

00:26:04.420 of the

00:26:04.600 kids they

00:26:05.000 didn't and

00:26:05.780 my favorite

00:26:06.200 thing was

00:26:06.480 getting the

00:26:06.820 snow cone

00:26:07.340 at the end

00:26:07.860 after the

00:26:08.240 game

00:26:08.540 you know

00:26:10.320 you're a 1.00

00:26:10.680 shitty 1.00

00:26:10.940 baseball 0.62

00:26:11.540 player when

00:26:12.200 your favorite

00:26:12.720 part of the

00:26:13.220 sport is

00:26:13.820 getting that

00:26:14.340 snack after

00:26:15.180 that's that

00:26:18.220 you know

00:26:18.540 that's when

00:26:19.280 I remember

00:26:20.680 the coach

00:26:21.120 sometimes he

00:26:21.660 would say

00:26:21.900 hey Theo

00:26:22.280 go sit in

00:26:22.760 my truck

00:26:23.200 make sure

00:26:23.600 it's cooling

00:26:24.040 off that's

00:26:24.580 what he would

00:26:24.860 say because

00:26:26.140 he'd keep

00:26:26.480 the AC

00:26:26.840 running in

00:26:27.660 there and

00:26:29.280 I'd sit in

00:26:29.680 there for

00:26:29.900 20 minutes

00:26:30.460 while the

00:26:30.700 other kids

00:26:30.980 were practicing

00:26:31.540 and just 1.00

00:26:32.100 fuck I 1.00

00:26:32.680 must have 1.00

00:26:32.920 been horrible

00:26:33.560 god I

00:26:35.720 must have

00:26:35.920 been horrible

00:26:36.300 at this 1.00

00:26:36.660 shit 1.00

00:26:37.000 damn 1.00

00:26:38.620 so Bear 0.99

00:26:41.480 Grills

00:26:42.020 y'all know

00:26:42.540 him

00:26:42.740 and the

00:26:44.120 funny thing

00:26:44.500 is his

00:26:45.380 name Bear

00:26:45.980 Grills

00:26:46.540 but never

00:26:47.180 once have

00:26:47.680 I seen

00:26:48.060 him eating

00:26:48.700 any

00:26:49.300 Kodiak

00:26:51.440 boy

00:26:51.820 brown

00:26:52.760 black

00:26:53.740 grizzly

00:26:54.720 polar

00:26:55.440 bear

00:26:56.840 I haven't

00:26:57.880 seen him

00:26:58.240 grill up

00:26:58.700 one slice

00:26:59.540 of bear

00:26:59.960 bro you

00:27:01.580 can't have

00:27:01.960 a name

00:27:02.480 and not

00:27:03.060 do it

00:27:03.640 okay

00:27:04.400 what if

00:27:05.620 your name

00:27:05.920 was Wizard

00:27:06.560 Daddy

00:27:07.000 and you

00:27:08.220 don't do

00:27:08.500 any spells

00:27:09.140 bro

00:27:09.480 then that's

00:27:11.480 really not

00:27:11.940 really neat

00:27:12.920 is it

00:27:13.400 then you're

00:27:14.100 not living

00:27:14.460 up to your

00:27:14.840 name

00:27:15.200 or what if

00:27:16.660 your name

00:27:16.900 is Blind

00:27:17.440 Simon

00:27:17.980 but when

00:27:19.380 people say

00:27:19.820 Simon you

00:27:20.420 don't even

00:27:20.820 react and

00:27:22.320 you can see

00:27:22.840 really well

00:27:23.600 then you're

00:27:24.940 not who you

00:27:25.420 say you

00:27:25.840 are

00:27:26.180 Bear

00:27:26.980 grills

00:27:27.360 first of

00:27:27.760 all grill

00:27:28.300 up a little

00:27:28.740 bit of

00:27:29.520 bear

00:27:29.800 I'd like

00:27:30.700 to see

00:27:30.960 you carve

00:27:31.360 up a 1.00

00:27:31.660 fucking 1.00

00:27:31.900 cut a 1.00

00:27:32.300 cub

00:27:32.720 baby

00:27:33.160 okay

00:27:34.480 and gum 1.00

00:27:35.260 that shit 1.00

00:27:35.780 down 1.00

00:27:36.300 you know

00:27:38.360 how strong

00:27:39.380 you would

00:27:39.680 be

00:27:39.980 so Bear

00:27:41.360 grills

00:27:41.640 don't even

00:27:42.040 grill

00:27:42.280 bear

00:27:42.640 but

00:27:45.420 he got

00:27:46.080 stung

00:27:46.320 by a

00:27:46.960 bee

00:27:47.300 and had

00:27:49.040 to be

00:27:49.600 rushed

00:27:50.140 out by

00:27:50.540 paramedics

00:27:51.220 and I'll

00:27:53.080 say this

00:27:53.460 man

00:27:53.760 if you

00:27:54.080 don't

00:27:54.220 think

00:27:54.420 that

00:27:54.660 bees

00:27:55.100 are

00:27:55.280 the

00:27:55.440 Doberman

00:27:55.900 pinchers

00:27:56.460 of the

00:27:56.880 devil 0.66

00:27:57.180 bees

00:27:59.540 are

00:27:59.860 Satan's

00:28:00.640 little

00:28:01.120 German

00:28:02.000 shepherds

00:28:02.720 think

00:28:04.500 about

00:28:04.720 a

00:28:04.880 bee

00:28:05.160 think

00:28:06.860 about

00:28:07.100 a

00:28:07.220 bee

00:28:07.360 man

00:28:07.700 they

00:28:09.600 come

00:28:10.680 around

00:28:11.160 bro

00:28:11.460 and

00:28:12.060 they 1.00

00:28:12.260 fuck 1.00

00:28:12.740 you 1.00

00:28:12.980 up

00:28:13.400 think

00:28:16.320 about

00:28:16.560 that

00:28:16.920 imagine

00:28:18.280 if

00:28:18.500 somebody

00:28:18.900 ran

00:28:19.280 over

00:28:19.560 by

00:28:19.880 you

00:28:20.100 you're

00:28:20.400 hanging

00:28:20.640 out

00:28:20.860 at

00:28:20.980 the

00:28:21.120 park

00:28:21.380 you're

00:28:21.580 having

00:28:21.740 a

00:28:21.920 little

00:28:22.060 cut

00:28:22.340 of

00:28:22.480 ham

00:28:22.780 or

00:28:22.940 something

00:28:23.260 you know

00:28:24.260 you may

00:28:24.600 be

00:28:24.720 having

00:28:24.900 a

00:28:25.060 couple

00:28:25.240 ganger

00:28:25.640 snaps

00:28:26.160 or

00:28:26.360 whatever

00:28:26.720 doing

00:28:27.080 something

00:28:27.420 natural

00:28:27.980 you

00:28:29.020 having

00:28:29.180 a

00:28:29.380 lemonade

00:28:29.720 bro

00:28:30.100 but

00:28:30.280 you

00:28:30.400 cut

00:28:30.640 it

00:28:30.760 down

00:28:30.940 with

00:28:31.100 water

00:28:31.360 a

00:28:31.560 little

00:28:31.680 because

00:28:31.960 it's

00:28:32.160 too

00:28:32.340 sugar

00:28:32.740 and

00:28:34.280 somebody

00:28:34.760 runs

00:28:35.240 up

00:28:35.520 bruh

00:28:35.860 a

00:28:36.200 little

00:28:36.400 dude

00:28:36.800 bruh

00:28:37.140 runs

00:28:37.600 up

00:28:37.960 pulls

00:28:38.540 out

00:28:38.700 a 1.00

00:28:38.860 fucking 1.00

00:28:39.120 knife 1.00

00:28:39.640 fucking 1.00

00:28:40.820 pokes 1.00

00:28:41.260 you

00:28:41.420 like

00:28:41.680 that

00:28:42.120 and

00:28:43.600 then

00:28:44.020 he 1.00

00:28:44.560 dies

00:28:46.720 that's

00:28:49.600 a

00:28:49.720 bee

00:28:49.900 that's

00:28:52.120 a

00:28:52.240 bee

00:28:52.400 man

00:28:52.700 that's

00:28:53.860 what

00:28:54.000 a

00:28:54.140 bee

00:28:54.300 do

00:28:54.600 bees

00:28:57.020 do

00:28:58.200 that

00:28:58.420 kind

00:28:58.640 of 1.00

00:28:58.760 shit 1.00

00:28:59.000 bruh 1.00

00:28:59.400 a

00:29:00.280 bee

00:29:00.400 would 0.97

00:29:00.580 kill 1.00

00:29:00.840 you 1.00

00:29:00.980 if

00:29:01.100 it

00:29:01.220 could

00:29:01.420 the

00:29:01.600 problem

00:29:01.860 is

00:29:02.020 God

00:29:02.340 don't

00:29:02.540 give

00:29:02.720 a

00:29:02.840 bee

00:29:02.960 a

00:29:03.120 strong

00:29:03.380 enough

00:29:03.580 sword

00:29:03.940 just

00:29:05.340 to 0.99

00:29:05.500 fucking 1.00

00:29:05.760 hurt 1.00

00:29:06.060 you

00:29:06.340 but

00:29:08.220 bear

00:29:08.440 if

00:29:08.560 you

00:29:08.660 can't

00:29:08.880 handle

00:29:09.080 a

00:29:09.220 bee

00:29:09.440 sting

00:29:09.820 dude

00:29:10.660 I

00:29:10.820 remember

00:29:11.120 getting

00:29:11.400 stung

00:29:11.700 by

00:29:11.880 a

00:29:12.040 bee

00:29:12.220 bro

00:29:12.420 and

00:29:12.580 both

00:29:12.880 of

00:29:12.980 my 1.00

00:29:13.120 fucking 1.00

00:29:13.440 eyelids 1.00

00:29:13.980 boy

00:29:14.240 at

00:29:14.380 the

00:29:14.500 park

00:29:14.780 one

00:29:14.960 time

00:29:15.160 during

00:29:15.340 summer

00:29:15.680 camp

00:29:16.060 and

00:29:17.140 I

00:29:17.300 still

00:29:17.760 had

00:29:17.960 to

00:29:18.040 go

00:29:18.140 to

00:29:18.260 camp

00:29:18.620 my

00:29:19.880 mom

00:29:20.040 didn't

00:29:20.220 give

00:29:20.360 a 0.96

00:29:20.460 damn 1.00

00:29:20.620 you 0.99

00:29:20.740 can't

00:29:21.040 see

00:29:21.240 do

00:29:21.440 well

00:29:21.800 you

00:29:23.540 know

00:29:23.680 God

00:29:23.960 wants

00:29:24.180 you

00:29:24.260 to

00:29:24.380 relax

00:29:24.760 on

00:29:24.900 the

00:29:25.000 inside

00:29:25.280 a

00:29:25.540 little

00:29:25.640 bit

00:29:25.800 and

00:29:25.920 calm

00:29:26.160 down

00:29:26.560 you

00:29:27.760 know

00:29:27.900 you

00:29:28.280 just

00:29:28.520 darkened

00:29:28.980 out

00:29:29.160 but

00:29:29.300 you

00:29:29.420 still

00:29:29.700 have

00:29:29.880 to

00:29:29.980 go

00:29:30.080 to

00:29:30.200 summer

00:29:30.420 camp

00:29:30.780 I

00:29:31.960 don't

00:29:32.080 give

00:29:32.240 a 0.96

00:29:32.340 damn 0.99

00:29:32.480 I 0.99

00:29:32.600 want

00:29:32.720 to

00:29:32.820 put

00:29:32.940 some

00:29:33.080 calamine

00:29:33.480 lotion

00:29:33.920 on

00:29:34.100 my

00:29:34.240 forehead

00:29:34.840 she

00:29:36.320 even

00:29:36.480 put

00:29:36.600 it

00:29:36.680 on

00:29:36.760 my

00:29:36.900 eyes

00:29:37.300 I

00:29:37.420 remember

00:29:37.760 made

00:29:38.000 me

00:29:38.120 go

00:29:38.380 maybe

00:29:38.660 drink

00:29:38.880 a

00:29:39.040 whole

00:29:39.260 bunch

00:29:39.480 of

00:29:39.600 water

00:29:40.000 that 1.00

00:29:41.600 shit 1.00

00:29:41.740 was 1.00

00:29:41.900 horrible

00:29:42.240 boy

00:29:42.640 but

00:29:43.240 different

00:29:43.680 times

00:29:44.100 man

00:29:44.520 but

00:29:45.380 Bear

00:29:45.640 Grills

00:29:46.060 boy

00:29:46.460 you

00:29:47.500 can't

00:29:47.720 handle

00:29:47.920 a

00:29:48.060 bee

00:29:48.280 stink

00:29:48.680 that's 1.00

00:29:50.240 crazy

00:29:50.820 oh

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00:34:08.980 yeah you

00:34:11.760 gotta have

00:34:12.020 smart ways

00:34:12.440 to hire

00:34:12.860 you gotta

00:34:13.780 hire smart

00:34:14.460 you know

00:34:17.560 I was in

00:34:18.180 I was

00:34:21.020 actually I was

00:34:21.580 working out this

00:34:22.200 morning

00:34:22.500 and I got

00:34:23.240 a trainer

00:34:23.780 got a

00:34:25.340 trainer

00:34:25.700 you know

00:34:27.720 and just

00:34:28.020 because I

00:34:28.360 struggle

00:34:28.740 I know

00:34:29.140 sometimes

00:34:29.440 with the

00:34:29.740 motivation

00:34:30.260 so if I

00:34:30.720 can help

00:34:31.280 cure that

00:34:31.780 part

00:34:32.100 then I

00:34:32.480 can be

00:34:33.880 more effective

00:34:34.640 and actually

00:34:36.020 you know

00:34:36.780 breaking a

00:34:38.200 sweat and

00:34:38.580 doing that

00:34:38.900 kind of

00:34:39.160 stuff

00:34:39.480 it's a

00:34:40.400 good use

00:34:40.900 of my

00:34:41.200 time

00:34:41.480 because it

00:34:42.020 takes me

00:34:43.500 out of my

00:34:43.780 brain

00:34:44.180 and this

00:34:45.860 morning I

00:34:46.260 was thinking

00:34:46.660 man I

00:34:46.980 was having

00:34:48.400 to do

00:34:48.680 these like

00:34:49.280 sled pushes 0.93

00:34:50.260 and stuff

00:34:50.900 and I

00:34:52.160 was like

00:34:52.560 man sometimes

00:34:53.320 when I

00:34:53.740 kept thinking

00:34:54.260 like oh

00:34:54.680 this is

00:34:55.000 hard

00:34:55.360 it was

00:34:55.760 hard

00:34:56.160 but then

00:34:57.460 at one

00:34:57.760 point I

00:34:58.100 was like

00:34:58.560 why don't I

00:34:59.740 quit thinking

00:35:00.280 with my

00:35:00.660 brain

00:35:01.080 and just

00:35:01.980 think with

00:35:02.320 my body

00:35:02.840 you know

00:35:04.460 why don't I

00:35:04.760 just let my

00:35:05.200 body take

00:35:05.980 control of

00:35:06.540 the moment

00:35:07.000 instead of

00:35:08.020 sitting there

00:35:08.320 thinking this

00:35:08.780 is hard

00:35:09.180 why don't I

00:35:09.500 just use my

00:35:10.060 legs and

00:35:10.600 see how

00:35:11.000 hard it

00:35:11.320 really is

00:35:12.020 and once

00:35:13.920 I did

00:35:14.240 that I

00:35:14.640 started

00:35:14.900 feeling

00:35:15.380 I was

00:35:16.120 like oh

00:35:16.320 this isn't

00:35:16.700 as hard

00:35:17.080 as I

00:35:17.300 thought it

00:35:17.580 was

00:35:18.020 and it

00:35:20.680 made me

00:35:20.960 think of

00:35:21.260 a lot of

00:35:21.580 times like

00:35:21.960 when I

00:35:22.340 you know

00:35:22.920 I used

00:35:23.660 to lay

00:35:23.920 in bed

00:35:24.200 a lot

00:35:24.580 and just

00:35:24.840 start my

00:35:25.260 brain would

00:35:25.680 just run

00:35:26.240 and start

00:35:26.640 thinking

00:35:26.920 negative

00:35:27.380 right when

00:35:28.560 I wake

00:35:28.920 up my

00:35:30.020 brain just

00:35:30.680 man you

00:35:31.500 got this

00:35:31.920 this thing

00:35:32.780 is dealing

00:35:33.140 hanging over

00:35:33.620 your head

00:35:34.040 and this

00:35:34.620 and you

00:35:35.620 know maybe

00:35:35.920 here's a

00:35:36.300 lie that

00:35:36.720 you told

00:35:37.160 and you

00:35:37.880 haven't

00:35:38.040 really

00:35:38.320 straightened

00:35:39.320 it out

00:35:39.620 yet and

00:35:40.040 that comes

00:35:40.460 back land

00:35:41.640 on my

00:35:41.960 shoulder

00:35:42.780 like a

00:35:43.180 bird

00:35:43.420 every

00:35:43.680 morning

00:35:44.040 and then

00:35:45.140 this

00:35:45.360 problem

00:35:45.740 you know

00:35:46.020 you got

00:35:46.280 this

00:35:46.600 you know

00:35:48.140 you know

00:35:50.760 you got

00:35:51.020 this

00:35:51.340 business

00:35:52.100 thing

00:35:52.440 you got

00:35:52.700 to take

00:35:52.960 care of

00:35:53.400 and you

00:35:53.600 need to

00:35:53.940 respond

00:35:54.320 all these

00:35:54.780 little birds

00:35:55.380 land on my

00:35:56.040 shoulders

00:35:56.420 right when

00:35:56.760 I wake

00:35:57.080 up and

00:35:57.380 it's all

00:35:57.760 and it's

00:35:58.360 negative

00:35:58.700 chirping

00:35:59.180 but that's

00:36:00.980 just if I

00:36:01.360 lay there

00:36:01.720 and listen

00:36:02.060 to my

00:36:02.340 brain

00:36:02.720 but if

00:36:03.640 I get

00:36:03.900 moving

00:36:04.280 and get

00:36:04.500 my feet

00:36:04.860 going

00:36:05.100 and get

00:36:05.360 into my

00:36:05.660 body

00:36:06.020 then I

00:36:06.740 find

00:36:07.180 oh wow

00:36:08.020 I'm getting

00:36:09.740 things done

00:36:10.280 my brain's

00:36:10.720 not able to

00:36:11.120 just talk

00:36:11.540 to me

00:36:11.900 because I'm

00:36:12.500 actually taking

00:36:12.980 control

00:36:13.380 I'm doing

00:36:13.820 something

00:36:14.440 and then I

00:36:17.960 was thinking

00:36:18.380 man maybe

00:36:19.080 one of the

00:36:20.560 reasons why

00:36:21.160 a lot of

00:36:21.580 young men

00:36:22.220 in my

00:36:23.740 generation

00:36:24.300 and the

00:36:24.620 generation

00:36:25.000 after me

00:36:25.680 are struggling

00:36:26.440 with mental

00:36:26.860 health

00:36:27.280 or just

00:36:28.640 you know

00:36:29.320 more caught

00:36:29.820 up in our

00:36:30.200 feelings

00:36:30.620 and our

00:36:30.940 emotions 1.00

00:36:31.400 and shit 1.00

00:36:31.880 is because 1.00

00:36:32.500 we don't

00:36:34.520 use our

00:36:34.900 bodies as

00:36:35.600 much as

00:36:35.900 we used

00:36:36.280 to

00:36:36.560 like our

00:36:38.500 fathers

00:36:39.000 and our

00:36:40.260 grandfathers

00:36:40.780 they had to

00:36:41.480 a lot

00:36:41.920 of them

00:36:42.160 worked

00:36:42.440 more

00:36:42.860 labor

00:36:43.280 jobs

00:36:43.960 you know

00:36:44.980 a lot

00:36:45.340 of them

00:36:45.620 there wasn't

00:36:46.500 everything

00:36:47.240 wasn't

00:36:47.580 automated

00:36:48.020 they had

00:36:48.380 to move

00:36:48.980 more

00:36:49.180 they had

00:36:49.460 to do

00:36:49.840 more

00:36:50.080 things

00:36:50.560 so they

00:36:51.540 were more

00:36:51.960 in their

00:36:52.380 body

00:36:52.780 they were

00:36:53.660 taking

00:36:53.900 action

00:36:54.400 physical

00:36:54.840 action

00:36:55.400 whereas

00:36:57.260 now

00:36:57.700 it's

00:36:57.940 like

00:36:58.220 a lot

00:36:59.600 of us

00:36:59.860 aren't

00:37:00.080 a lot

00:37:00.340 of those

00:37:00.620 jobs

00:37:00.880 don't

00:37:01.120 exist

00:37:01.620 things

00:37:01.900 are

00:37:02.040 more

00:37:02.220 automated

00:37:02.820 so we

00:37:04.180 get

00:37:04.560 more

00:37:06.060 in our

00:37:06.360 brain

00:37:06.720 you know

00:37:09.280 and I

00:37:09.500 think our

00:37:09.800 brains

00:37:10.120 just aren't

00:37:10.520 used to

00:37:10.940 being able

00:37:11.320 to

00:37:11.580 just be

00:37:12.520 so

00:37:12.760 sedentary

00:37:13.520 and when

00:37:15.340 the brain

00:37:15.660 gets

00:37:15.880 sedentary

00:37:16.560 you know

00:37:16.860 and just

00:37:17.100 sits

00:37:17.400 around

00:37:17.800 and it's

00:37:18.160 not

00:37:18.460 you know

00:37:20.640 it's

00:37:20.920 when it's

00:37:21.540 when your

00:37:21.900 body's

00:37:22.260 moving

00:37:22.460 when your

00:37:22.640 brain has

00:37:23.020 to kind

00:37:23.320 of like

00:37:23.620 control

00:37:24.060 just

00:37:24.320 function

00:37:24.680 of what's

00:37:25.040 going

00:37:25.260 on

00:37:25.680 but when

00:37:26.860 or when

00:37:27.520 my body's

00:37:28.120 moving

00:37:28.380 when my

00:37:29.080 body's

00:37:29.460 still

00:37:29.800 my brain

00:37:30.420 just starts

00:37:30.780 to just

00:37:31.120 swirl

00:37:31.520 you know

00:37:33.140 it just

00:37:33.380 starts to

00:37:33.780 just

00:37:34.120 pontificate

00:37:35.720 and

00:37:35.980 consider

00:37:37.640 and

00:37:38.220 worry

00:37:39.360 but if

00:37:41.520 I keep

00:37:41.780 my body

00:37:42.180 moving

00:37:42.400 my brain

00:37:42.820 is like

00:37:43.000 okay

00:37:43.240 I gotta

00:37:43.540 pay

00:37:43.740 attention

00:37:44.060 to what's

00:37:44.380 going

00:37:44.580 on

00:37:44.840 because

00:37:45.000 I have

00:37:45.220 to

00:37:45.500 make

00:37:46.020 sure

00:37:46.200 the

00:37:46.340 body's

00:37:46.660 okay

00:37:47.020 you know

00:37:47.560 I can't

00:37:47.980 bump

00:37:48.240 into

00:37:48.420 things

00:37:48.800 or run

00:37:49.160 into a

00:37:49.620 you know

00:37:50.560 a saw

00:37:51.080 or something

00:37:51.640 or you

00:37:52.820 know

00:37:52.920 get hit

00:37:53.280 by

00:37:53.500 you know

00:37:53.880 something

00:37:54.220 do

00:37:54.400 you know

00:37:54.820 catch

00:37:55.400 some

00:37:55.560 electricity

00:37:56.160 or something

00:37:56.920 so

00:37:58.480 so what

00:38:00.660 I'm saying

00:38:01.020 is like

00:38:01.420 I noticed

00:38:01.840 that

00:38:02.300 when I was

00:38:03.400 pushing on

00:38:03.800 the sled

00:38:04.160 at the gym

00:38:04.620 when I

00:38:04.980 when I

00:38:05.420 was in

00:38:05.620 my brain

00:38:06.000 I was

00:38:06.180 like 1.00

00:38:06.280 fuck 1.00

00:38:06.540 this is 1.00

00:38:06.860 hard

00:38:07.120 man 1.00

00:38:07.360 damn 0.99

00:38:07.680 if I 0.99

00:38:08.540 could

00:38:08.660 do

00:38:08.860 this

00:38:09.260 and

00:38:09.460 how

00:38:09.820 much

00:38:10.220 longer

00:38:10.440 do

00:38:10.560 I

00:38:10.640 have

00:38:10.860 but

00:38:11.360 when

00:38:11.500 I

00:38:11.620 quit

00:38:11.820 that

00:38:12.000 and

00:38:12.120 just

00:38:12.260 started

00:38:12.480 moving

00:38:12.780 my

00:38:13.000 body

00:38:13.380 I

00:38:15.200 couldn't

00:38:15.480 think

00:38:15.760 about

00:38:15.960 the

00:38:16.120 worry

00:38:16.560 I

00:38:16.720 just

00:38:16.900 could

00:38:17.160 you know

00:38:19.020 got it

00:38:20.080 done

00:38:20.420 and I

00:38:21.720 think

00:38:21.880 that's

00:38:22.160 where

00:38:22.360 we

00:38:22.580 are

00:38:22.840 as a

00:38:23.480 generation

00:38:24.060 and

00:38:24.360 there's

00:38:24.600 a lot

00:38:24.920 more

00:38:25.100 young

00:38:25.360 men

00:38:25.680 who

00:38:25.860 just

00:38:26.200 this

00:38:27.040 is

00:38:27.160 the

00:38:27.340 first

00:38:27.640 and

00:38:27.820 second

00:38:28.100 generations

00:38:28.720 of

00:38:29.140 us

00:38:29.520 not

00:38:29.780 using

00:38:30.240 our

00:38:31.280 bodies

00:38:31.660 as

00:38:31.860 much

00:38:32.300 you know

00:38:32.720 not as

00:38:33.080 many

00:38:33.240 people

00:38:33.560 working

00:38:33.860 labor

00:38:34.240 jobs

00:38:34.640 not as

00:38:35.020 many

00:38:35.180 people

00:38:35.580 so

00:38:36.000 you're

00:38:36.200 having

00:38:36.400 more

00:38:36.720 of a

00:38:37.000 sedentary

00:38:37.600 lifestyle

00:38:38.460 where

00:38:39.320 your

00:38:39.500 brain

00:38:39.820 starts

00:38:40.120 moving

00:38:40.540 and

00:38:42.880 and

00:38:43.620 I

00:38:43.720 think

00:38:43.920 that's

00:38:44.340 why

00:38:44.540 we're

00:38:44.700 having

00:38:44.940 just

00:38:45.200 because

00:38:45.380 we're

00:38:45.580 more

00:38:45.820 caught

00:38:46.100 in

00:38:46.220 our

00:38:46.360 brains

00:38:46.840 and

00:38:47.700 we're

00:38:47.840 having

00:38:47.980 more

00:38:48.240 mental

00:38:48.500 health

00:38:48.820 issues

00:38:49.240 because

00:38:49.580 we're

00:38:50.440 using

00:38:50.660 our

00:38:50.840 brains

00:38:51.140 all the

00:38:51.420 time

00:38:51.680 but

00:38:51.920 we're

00:38:53.460 not

00:38:53.600 using

00:38:53.800 them

00:38:53.920 in

00:38:54.100 conjunction

00:38:54.580 with

00:38:54.840 our

00:38:54.960 body

00:38:55.220 at

00:38:55.360 the

00:38:55.480 same

00:38:55.680 time

00:38:56.140 so

00:38:59.040 that was

00:38:59.260 just a

00:38:59.520 thought

00:38:59.700 that I

00:38:59.960 had

00:39:00.140 it was

00:39:00.320 something

00:39:00.520 that

00:39:00.660 really

00:39:00.860 resonated

00:39:01.440 with me

00:39:01.760 like

00:39:01.940 wow

00:39:02.220 no wonder

00:39:03.000 we're not

00:39:07.220 moving as

00:39:07.780 much

00:39:08.140 if we move

00:39:08.720 less

00:39:09.100 then yeah

00:39:09.460 we're going

00:39:09.700 to have

00:39:09.840 more mental

00:39:10.220 health

00:39:10.480 problems

00:39:10.820 because

00:39:11.100 we're

00:39:11.340 just

00:39:11.540 stagnant

00:39:12.200 and so

00:39:13.840 it made

00:39:14.060 me think

00:39:14.380 about

00:39:14.680 you know

00:39:15.200 kind of

00:39:15.560 some of

00:39:15.840 the stuff

00:39:16.120 that

00:39:16.400 you know

00:39:17.620 like

00:39:17.780 wow

00:39:18.060 if I

00:39:18.380 get

00:39:18.520 moving

00:39:18.940 my brain

00:39:19.920 doesn't

00:39:20.160 have a

00:39:20.400 chance

00:39:20.660 to just

00:39:21.180 sit there

00:39:21.980 and spin

00:39:22.560 so

00:39:26.220 let's

00:39:30.600 take another

00:39:30.920 call that

00:39:31.320 came in

00:39:31.560 here

00:39:31.660 985-664-9503

00:39:34.740 is the

00:39:35.100 hotline

00:39:35.760 and if

00:39:36.960 you hit 0.99

00:39:37.240 that sucker 1.00

00:39:37.840 be much 0.99

00:39:39.120 obliged

00:39:39.700 also we

00:39:42.060 got the

00:39:42.320 new merch

00:39:42.700 line up

00:39:43.080 you can

00:39:43.280 check it

00:39:43.580 out

00:39:44.280 and

00:39:45.700 I think

00:39:46.580 the link

00:39:46.960 will be

00:39:47.220 below

00:39:47.540 in the

00:39:47.800 YouTube

00:39:48.200 onward

00:39:49.700 hey

00:39:51.080 Theo

00:39:51.380 my name

00:39:51.740 is

00:39:51.880 Hannah

00:39:52.160 I was

00:39:53.300 calling

00:39:53.540 in regards

00:39:53.960 to a

00:39:54.320 call

00:39:54.560 that you

00:39:54.840 got last

00:39:55.420 week

00:39:55.640 about a

00:39:56.000 guy

00:39:56.140 with sweaty

00:39:56.600 hands

00:39:57.120 oh thank

00:39:58.000 you Hannah

00:39:58.360 I appreciate

00:39:58.800 that call

00:39:59.440 yeah and that

00:40:00.100 fella was real

00:40:00.620 dripped out 0.86

00:40:01.220 up in the

00:40:01.640 midst

00:40:01.960 you know

00:40:02.420 he really

00:40:03.560 he got

00:40:03.900 those

00:40:04.240 he's got

00:40:05.940 he's kind

00:40:06.460 of got his

00:40:06.860 gorillas in

00:40:07.500 the

00:40:07.680 midst

00:40:08.540 you know

00:40:09.220 he's got

00:40:09.480 them

00:40:09.660 you know

00:40:10.920 he's got

00:40:11.160 he's dampened

00:40:11.800 out

00:40:12.140 because a

00:40:13.500 hand

00:40:13.840 really

00:40:14.200 I mean

00:40:14.440 there's so

00:40:14.820 much

00:40:15.040 moisture

00:40:15.500 in our

00:40:15.860 bodies

00:40:16.180 it's really

00:40:16.560 amazing

00:40:17.000 that more

00:40:17.360 of it

00:40:17.540 just doesn't

00:40:17.920 pass right

00:40:18.400 through our

00:40:18.700 hand

00:40:19.020 you know

00:40:20.300 you got

00:40:20.480 water

00:40:20.840 blood

00:40:21.260 plasma

00:40:21.900 it's amazing

00:40:23.480 you don't shake

00:40:23.940 somebody's hand

00:40:24.580 and they have a little bit of

00:40:25.320 plasma on their hands

00:40:26.300 sometimes

00:40:26.780 let's hear more

00:40:28.000 and this is actually

00:40:30.420 yeah you've probably heard of it

00:40:31.600 it's a medical

00:40:32.280 issue called hyperhidrosis

00:40:34.920 and I had it in my armpits

00:40:36.320 which is

00:40:36.760 so just not cute at all

00:40:39.100 it could be something

00:40:40.000 like

00:40:40.520 there's medicine

00:40:41.540 or

00:40:42.260 there's genetics

00:40:43.260 it sounds like his dad

00:40:44.280 has it too

00:40:44.720 huh

00:40:44.940 basically though

00:40:46.360 you can get Botox

00:40:47.620 in your hands

00:40:48.600 I got Botox 0.97

00:40:50.060 in my armpits

00:40:50.700 my insurance

00:40:51.180 actually covered it

00:40:52.280 if you provide

00:40:53.300 like proof

00:40:54.080 now you

00:40:55.020 you have to go

00:40:56.040 so you can get that Botox

00:40:57.640 Botox in your hands

00:40:58.780 for handshaking

00:40:59.500 I guess if he's slipping out

00:41:00.840 you get that hello tox

00:41:02.120 bro

00:41:02.300 because you shake

00:41:02.800 somebody's hand

00:41:03.260 you say hello 1.00

00:41:03.920 and that bitch is dried up 1.00

00:41:05.240 if you got that 1.00

00:41:06.060 because that's

00:41:07.360 I mean that just seems extensive

00:41:10.340 and how many injections

00:41:12.000 you have to get

00:41:12.580 to get a whole shake covered

00:41:13.840 because

00:41:15.500 you know

00:41:16.740 I guess you just really

00:41:17.600 need to get the middle

00:41:18.340 but yeah

00:41:21.160 you want that dry grip

00:41:22.260 I think if you're doing

00:41:23.080 handshakes

00:41:23.800 that's the biggest concern

00:41:25.300 is hitting somebody 1.00

00:41:26.200 with that fucking 1.00

00:41:26.960 wet hello 1.00

00:41:27.620 right out the gate

00:41:28.560 just hitting them 1.00

00:41:30.360 with that damn 1.00

00:41:31.060 with that 1.00

00:41:32.520 you know

00:41:33.200 you put out that

00:41:34.000 just

00:41:35.580 that slick snake

00:41:36.960 boy 1.00

00:41:37.240 that's fucking 1.00

00:41:37.880 that palamander 1.00

00:41:40.020 you know

00:41:40.540 you making pals

00:41:41.360 with somebody

00:41:41.980 and then that thing's

00:41:42.800 all slippery

00:41:43.480 that arm

00:41:44.480 that hand

00:41:45.240 and that's something

00:41:46.980 that's really probably

00:41:47.800 but that's called

00:41:49.220 hyperhidrosis

00:41:50.520 okay

00:41:50.920 so you're saying

00:41:51.540 that he could get

00:41:52.280 injections

00:41:53.400 botox in his hands

00:41:54.540 and you had it 0.87

00:41:55.060 in your armpits

00:41:55.920 and that's kind of 0.79

00:41:56.740 sexy a little bit

00:41:57.760 if you're making love

00:41:58.920 to somebody

00:41:59.440 and you just start real

00:42:00.180 just

00:42:00.480 just really just

00:42:02.480 almost just kind of

00:42:03.740 just really just

00:42:05.440 getting all Niagara

00:42:07.720 on your ribs

00:42:08.480 kind of

00:42:08.760 that's almost

00:42:09.100 a little bit sexy

00:42:09.880 let's hear more

00:42:10.620 like some sort of

00:42:11.600 dermatologist

00:42:12.220 or something

00:42:12.800 and then

00:42:13.220 they have to

00:42:14.100 assess like

00:42:14.800 need

00:42:15.180 and you have to

00:42:15.840 say that you've

00:42:16.300 like tried a bunch 1.00

00:42:17.180 of shit 0.99

00:42:17.500 so like 1.00

00:42:17.920 for six months

00:42:19.160 no more

00:42:19.540 I haven't been

00:42:20.080 sweating anymore

00:42:20.720 with my armpits 0.81

00:42:21.460 so

00:42:21.820 yeah I had a friend

00:42:23.480 that had the same

00:42:24.020 issue actually

00:42:24.500 on her hands

00:42:25.080 and she would

00:42:25.980 write essays

00:42:26.480 and just smear

00:42:27.240 the ink all over

00:42:27.940 the place

00:42:28.300 where essays

00:42:28.740 couldn't be graded

00:42:29.480 so she got

00:42:30.320 botox on her hands

00:42:31.300 and she's all good

00:42:32.600 now

00:42:32.940 and there you go

00:42:34.420 if you don't want

00:42:34.780 to do good school work 1.00

00:42:35.740 just fucking tell 1.00

00:42:36.420 them you got that drip 1.00

00:42:37.360 get your little thing

00:42:38.540 of visine

00:42:39.260 and just

00:42:40.220 put some on your

00:42:42.740 hands

00:42:42.960 show the teacher

00:42:43.580 say look

00:42:44.200 these answers are bad

00:42:46.020 but it's because 0.97

00:42:46.960 I'm fucking leaked out 0.98

00:42:49.180 you know daddy's got that 0.99

00:42:51.600 I got those

00:42:53.260 I got those little

00:42:56.860 oasises right here

00:42:58.160 or what are they called

00:43:00.320 mirages or something

00:43:01.460 fake little

00:43:02.260 rivers or something

00:43:03.580 here's another call

00:43:05.240 that came in

00:43:05.760 for the drippy mitts

00:43:06.740 for some advice

00:43:07.620 for the beautiful

00:43:08.260 young fella

00:43:08.960 him and his daddy

00:43:10.220 got that genetic drip

00:43:11.600 gang gang

00:43:12.640 onward

00:43:13.160 hey Theo

00:43:13.800 this is Kevin

00:43:14.820 from Los Angeles

00:43:15.800 what's up Kevin

00:43:16.960 from Los Angeles

00:43:17.800 thank you for calling

00:43:18.580 man

00:43:19.040 and I'm in Los Angeles

00:43:21.180 right now brother

00:43:22.060 so let's hear more

00:43:24.160 just wanted to call

00:43:25.100 really quickly

00:43:26.900 to help out

00:43:27.920 a guest

00:43:28.260 that called you

00:43:29.000 he had an issue

00:43:31.540 with some

00:43:32.520 leaky mitts

00:43:33.860 right

00:43:34.080 I had that problem

00:43:36.040 for like 27 years

00:43:37.460 dude 1.00

00:43:37.740 damn 0.99

00:43:38.300 so you really 0.99

00:43:40.040 one of the forefathers 1.00

00:43:41.080 of those fucking 1.00

00:43:41.820 of those 1.00

00:43:44.080 those arm faucets

00:43:45.840 onward

00:43:46.580 just terrible

00:43:47.860 you don't want to go

00:43:48.480 to networking events

00:43:49.320 don't want to shake

00:43:49.900 anyone's hand

00:43:50.580 well now the fist bump

00:43:52.620 has really saved you guys

00:43:53.740 then

00:43:54.020 because a lot of people

00:43:55.200 had issues with the fist bump

00:43:56.300 when it came out

00:43:56.880 saying it was violence

00:43:57.780 it was promoting violence 0.97

00:43:59.260 it was a black power thing 0.88

00:44:00.900 that you know

00:44:01.400 just people felt

00:44:02.340 it was egregious

00:44:03.240 but anyway

00:44:05.900 enough of what I'm thinking

00:44:07.220 onward

00:44:07.720 thank you Kevin

00:44:08.360 do anything

00:44:09.860 you know

00:44:10.220 even holding hands 0.98

00:44:11.300 just sucks 0.99

00:44:12.400 so 0.99

00:44:12.760 yeah I could imagine

00:44:15.480 that would

00:44:15.980 but now if he's going to do 0.99

00:44:17.200 a little masturbation 0.99

00:44:18.540 then that's got to be 0.99

00:44:21.700 helpful

00:44:23.820 onward

00:44:25.040 what I did

00:44:26.060 is I looked up

00:44:26.880 there's this thing

00:44:27.420 called iontuderma

00:44:28.740 and I think the ion

00:44:30.860 is like ions

00:44:31.800 for electricity

00:44:32.500 it's this weird thing

00:44:33.360 you put your hands

00:44:34.080 in a little bit of water

00:44:34.980 and it's like

00:44:36.380 I don't know what it does

00:44:37.520 it's like electrocutes

00:44:38.560 something

00:44:39.940 in your hand

00:44:40.740 you know

00:44:41.100 and it turns off

00:44:43.640 the sweat glands

00:44:44.420 or something like that

00:44:45.440 and you

00:44:46.720 it literally

00:44:47.480 solved my problem

00:44:49.040 within like

00:44:50.860 you know

00:44:51.460 two treatments

00:44:52.780 and now I do it

00:44:53.820 like once every two weeks

00:44:55.040 hands and feet

00:44:56.240 and

00:44:56.740 it's dry

00:44:58.440 and it's life changing

00:44:59.380 dude

00:44:59.600 so

00:45:00.000 hopefully your guests

00:45:01.780 can hear this

00:45:02.700 and it can help them out

00:45:04.680 because it definitely

00:45:05.180 helped me out

00:45:06.080 iontuderma

00:45:07.460 and

00:45:08.440 hopefully that changes

00:45:09.720 his life

00:45:10.200 alright man

00:45:11.020 take care

00:45:11.500 iontuderma

00:45:13.180 and yeah we'll put this

00:45:14.720 together in a package

00:45:15.660 and put this on the

00:45:16.320 clips channel as well

00:45:17.060 you'll be able to see

00:45:17.880 that if you got

00:45:19.060 yeah

00:45:19.380 if you dripping out

00:45:20.480 those paws

00:45:21.080 if you got those

00:45:21.940 porous paws

00:45:22.840 then

00:45:23.280 this could be

00:45:25.380 some solution

00:45:26.040 wow those are

00:45:26.540 two great suggestions

00:45:27.660 thank you guys

00:45:29.100 both the

00:45:29.500 hyperhidrosis

00:45:30.740 and the

00:45:31.100 iontuderma

00:45:32.380 and you put your hands

00:45:34.000 in some electric water

00:45:35.040 and that tightens 0.99

00:45:35.660 your shit up dude 0.99

00:45:36.560 because that's crazy 1.00

00:45:38.180 you can't even play

00:45:38.640 basketball

00:45:39.200 you getting the ball

00:45:40.020 all wet

00:45:40.720 you know

00:45:42.420 you can't even

00:45:43.200 I guess it's nice

00:45:45.060 if you're fixing your hair

00:45:45.980 and you wish you had

00:45:46.500 a little bit of gel

00:45:47.160 but you don't

00:45:47.700 because a lot of times

00:45:48.280 I wish I had a little

00:45:49.040 moisture on my hand

00:45:50.040 to tighten up my wig

00:45:51.820 and then bam

00:45:52.900 so

00:45:54.480 I guess there's

00:45:55.780 things that help

00:45:56.320 and things that don't

00:45:57.300 but also

00:45:59.140 dude I gotta say this

00:45:59.980 I got the worst haircut

00:46:00.880 of my life

00:46:01.360 in Biloxi

00:46:02.120 Mississippi

00:46:02.920 and maybe I shouldn't

00:46:04.940 have got my haircut

00:46:05.760 at a casino

00:46:07.020 that's the truth 1.00

00:46:08.200 but damn dude 1.00

00:46:10.460 that shit just 1.00

00:46:11.100 broke my heart 1.00

00:46:12.000 man

00:46:12.420 this lady

00:46:13.940 and I knew she

00:46:14.480 shouldn't have been

00:46:15.060 cutting hair dude

00:46:16.020 I swear bro 1.00

00:46:17.100 she had a pair of damn 1.00

00:46:17.880 school scissors in there 1.00

00:46:19.240 and I knew

00:46:20.900 right when I sat down

00:46:22.200 she goes

00:46:22.740 oh I'm really

00:46:23.300 one of the best

00:46:24.040 hair cutters

00:46:24.740 and I said

00:46:25.200 this ain't gonna

00:46:26.080 be real well

00:46:27.160 and I told her

00:46:29.440 just a little

00:46:30.060 and then she went

00:46:30.900 wild

00:46:31.700 like she was

00:46:32.940 doing gardening

00:46:33.540 but I wouldn't

00:46:34.000 let this lady cut 1.00

00:46:34.940 dude she couldn't 0.59

00:46:35.980 if she was trying

00:46:36.480 to cut her own wrist 0.99

00:46:37.380 I bet she couldn't 0.58

00:46:38.780 this lady

00:46:39.480 and I hate to get

00:46:41.020 upset man

00:46:41.480 but there's nothing

00:46:42.480 that makes it

00:46:44.580 tougher for me

00:46:45.440 than if somebody 0.99

00:46:46.200 fucks my hair 0.95

00:46:48.760 my haircut's 1.00

00:46:49.600 already fucked up 0.97

00:46:50.800 so I'm not 0.99

00:46:53.160 letting people

00:46:53.680 cut my hair anymore

00:46:54.520 you know

00:46:56.240 I'm not doing 1.00

00:46:56.780 that shit man 1.00

00:46:57.500 that lady 1.00

00:46:57.960 and I knew it

00:47:00.920 at one point

00:47:01.660 at one point

00:47:02.720 I said

00:47:02.940 please stop

00:47:03.700 and I sat

00:47:06.120 there boy

00:47:06.640 and I knew it

00:47:07.500 and all I could

00:47:08.880 see was how

00:47:09.340 horrible I was

00:47:10.000 gonna look

00:47:10.360 for the next

00:47:10.800 five weeks

00:47:11.520 just knowing

00:47:12.160 that this

00:47:12.580 that this is

00:47:13.660 how things

00:47:14.040 had occurred

00:47:14.620 and that 1.00

00:47:16.520 shit chewed 1.00

00:47:17.120 me bro 1.00

00:47:17.660 and she just 0.97

00:47:20.440 the back

00:47:21.200 she made it

00:47:21.700 all thin 1.00

00:47:22.240 and shit 1.00

00:47:22.800 and I 1.00

00:47:24.320 don't know

00:47:25.040 man

00:47:25.300 and I

00:47:25.600 and then

00:47:27.260 here's the worst

00:47:27.920 she didn't even 0.80

00:47:28.600 tidy up around

00:47:29.340 my neck

00:47:29.920 you know

00:47:30.220 you get all

00:47:30.620 that straggling 1.00

00:47:31.420 shit on the 1.00

00:47:31.960 back of your 1.00

00:47:32.380 neck 0.56

00:47:32.820 look like a 0.89

00:47:34.660 newborn animal

00:47:35.460 a little bit

00:47:36.060 you get that

00:47:36.640 that fuzz

00:47:38.340 and stuff

00:47:38.820 in your ears

00:47:39.660 she didn't even 0.80

00:47:41.200 tighten any of

00:47:42.040 it up

00:47:42.460 dude

00:47:42.800 but what

00:47:45.020 do I

00:47:45.180 that's what

00:47:45.520 I

00:47:45.680 like

00:47:46.200 sometimes

00:47:46.740 I just

00:47:47.320 man

00:47:47.980 why'd I

00:47:49.480 get my

00:47:49.740 hair cut

00:47:50.060 at a casino

00:47:50.720 man

00:47:51.140 just pissing 0.62

00:47:52.520 me off

00:47:52.980 dude

00:47:53.240 some of

00:47:53.540 the choices

00:47:54.040 I make

00:47:54.620 I should

00:47:56.460 have known 1.00

00:47:56.860 that shit 1.00

00:47:57.320 man 1.00

00:47:57.560 dude

00:47:58.020 right

00:47:58.340 they were

00:47:58.760 selling candy 1.00

00:47:59.640 and shit 1.00

00:48:00.180 and they 1.00

00:48:00.460 got

00:48:00.780 dude

00:48:02.460 60 feet

00:48:04.940 away

00:48:05.200 they got

00:48:05.520 everybody's

00:48:06.040 on a gig

00:48:06.500 I went

00:48:06.820 and hit

00:48:07.180 in that air

00:48:07.640 tank

00:48:08.060 and people

00:48:08.540 dude

00:48:09.260 how many

00:48:09.700 able-bodied

00:48:10.980 people

00:48:11.460 are

00:48:12.620 on

00:48:13.300 these

00:48:13.700 scooters 0.99

00:48:14.260 and shit 0.99

00:48:14.800 at a 1.00

00:48:15.740 casino

00:48:16.140 I saw

00:48:17.880 a whole

00:48:18.340 school

00:48:19.200 like a

00:48:19.780 school

00:48:20.000 of fish

00:48:20.440 go by

00:48:20.940 like 30

00:48:22.180 people

00:48:22.540 all of them

00:48:23.040 look fine

00:48:23.600 physically

00:48:24.100 and they

00:48:25.760 out here

00:48:26.100 just

00:48:26.420 in a

00:48:29.440 V formation

00:48:30.380 I said

00:48:31.020 dang

00:48:31.860 boy

00:48:32.900 come on

00:48:34.020 somebody

00:48:35.820 with a

00:48:36.240 bow and

00:48:36.720 arrow

00:48:36.960 start popping 1.00

00:48:37.620 these bitches 1.00

00:48:38.160 off 1.00

00:48:38.700 just

00:48:41.020 but yeah

00:48:44.860 man

00:48:45.120 that's where

00:48:45.460 you see

00:48:45.780 this kind

00:48:46.180 of stuff

00:48:46.600 dude

00:48:46.840 people

00:48:47.160 just get

00:48:47.640 up and

00:48:48.000 go

00:48:48.400 dude

00:48:50.060 the old

00:48:50.740 days

00:48:51.000 somebody

00:48:51.320 had one

00:48:51.880 leg

00:48:52.200 bro

00:48:52.360 you see

00:48:52.720 them

00:48:52.840 hopping

00:48:53.220 to their

00:48:53.620 gate

00:48:53.900 at the

00:48:54.320 airport

00:48:54.720 you see

00:48:56.780 them

00:48:56.920 do you

00:49:01.100 need some

00:49:01.440 help

00:49:01.680 yeah

00:49:01.980 hey

00:49:02.660 let me

00:49:02.980 get on

00:49:03.260 your back

00:49:03.680 for a

00:49:04.040 second

00:49:04.320 people

00:49:05.600 helping

00:49:06.020 each other

00:49:06.480 out

00:49:06.840 now

00:49:08.480 everybody

00:49:09.000 is in

00:49:09.260 the

00:49:09.420 wheelchair

00:49:09.940 you'll

00:49:12.060 see

00:49:12.260 that's

00:49:13.160 how

00:49:13.280 they

00:49:13.440 do

00:49:13.680 it

00:49:13.820 now

00:49:14.080 it's

00:49:14.260 just

00:49:14.400 different

00:49:14.860 you know

00:49:16.820 you got

00:49:17.300 this big

00:49:17.740 family

00:49:18.140 everybody

00:49:18.460 is sharing

00:49:19.020 a gas

00:49:19.620 tank

00:49:19.960 a tank

00:49:20.300 of gas

00:49:20.880 or something

00:49:21.360 or air

00:49:22.540 oxygen

00:49:23.420 at the

00:49:24.500 casino

00:49:24.940 on these

00:49:25.600 scooters

00:49:26.160 I'm telling

00:49:29.860 you man

00:49:30.480 put these 1.00

00:49:31.360 motherfuckers 1.00

00:49:31.780 out in 1.00

00:49:32.060 left field

00:49:32.720 I'm

00:49:36.260 feisty

00:49:36.640 today

00:49:37.120 I'll be

00:49:39.940 okay

00:49:40.240 everybody's

00:49:40.880 okay

00:49:41.160 man

00:49:41.580 you know

00:49:42.760 it's just

00:49:43.040 we got

00:49:43.400 to get

00:49:43.600 back in

00:49:43.940 our

00:49:44.060 physical

00:49:44.360 bodies

00:49:44.700 we got

00:49:44.940 to stay

00:49:45.240 active

00:49:45.660 because

00:49:46.000 it

00:49:46.220 keeps

00:49:46.360 our

00:49:46.520 brain

00:49:47.100 from

00:49:47.780 running

00:49:48.400 over

00:49:48.700 time

00:49:49.280 keeps

00:49:51.280 our

00:49:51.440 brain

00:49:51.660 from

00:49:51.840 running

00:49:52.040 over

00:49:52.240 time

00:49:52.660 what

00:49:54.720 else

00:49:55.020 man

00:49:55.320 here's

00:49:55.740 a

00:49:55.860 question

00:49:56.220 that

00:49:56.420 came

00:49:56.760 in

00:49:57.200 from

00:49:58.420 patreon

00:49:58.860 this

00:49:59.220 from

00:49:59.400 Dalton

00:50:00.000 Windham

00:50:00.760 how has

00:50:01.960 it

00:50:02.060 been

00:50:02.240 getting

00:50:02.440 away

00:50:02.600 from

00:50:02.740 Los

00:50:02.940 Angeles

00:50:03.140 for

00:50:03.360 a

00:50:03.460 while

00:50:03.760 do

00:50:04.180 you

00:50:04.320 think

00:50:04.540 staying

00:50:04.920 away

00:50:05.120 for

00:50:05.240 several

00:50:05.500 weeks

00:50:05.720 will

00:50:05.860 push 0.64

00:50:06.060 you

00:50:06.140 to

00:50:06.280 relocate

00:50:06.880 like

00:50:07.400 you've

00:50:07.580 mentioned

00:50:07.800 before

00:50:08.240 gang

00:50:08.640 gang

00:50:09.020 you know

00:50:11.960 what's

00:50:12.140 funny

00:50:12.400 man

00:50:12.620 I

00:50:12.780 think

00:50:13.120 even

00:50:14.560 just

00:50:14.820 having

00:50:15.020 been

00:50:15.220 in

00:50:15.360 Atlanta

00:50:15.640 for

00:50:15.840 the

00:50:15.960 past

00:50:16.260 week

00:50:16.720 I

00:50:18.320 start

00:50:18.600 to

00:50:18.760 get

00:50:18.920 an

00:50:19.040 idea

00:50:19.300 of

00:50:19.420 okay

00:50:19.640 this

00:50:19.900 is

00:50:20.040 what

00:50:20.200 life

00:50:20.440 would

00:50:20.580 be

00:50:20.720 like

00:50:20.920 if

00:50:21.060 I

00:50:21.200 live

00:50:21.420 somewhere

00:50:21.740 else

00:50:22.120 you

00:50:25.600 know

00:50:25.700 there

00:50:25.840 was

00:50:25.960 some

00:50:26.120 good

00:50:26.360 things

00:50:26.940 you

00:50:28.920 know

00:50:29.080 Atlanta

00:50:29.580 is

00:50:30.420 Atlanta

00:50:31.740 is

00:50:31.920 cool

00:50:32.200 man

00:50:32.440 it's

00:50:32.660 so

00:50:32.880 spread

00:50:33.260 out

00:50:33.520 it

00:50:34.000 actually

00:50:34.300 reminds

00:50:34.760 me

00:50:34.880 of

00:50:34.960 Los

00:50:35.140 Angeles

00:50:35.340 a lot

00:50:35.700 of

00:50:35.800 places

00:50:36.600 the

00:50:37.840 food

00:50:38.200 services

00:50:38.700 the

00:50:39.200 places

00:50:39.540 I

00:50:39.780 ate

00:50:39.960 at

00:50:40.080 was

00:50:40.240 not

00:50:40.480 good

00:50:40.660 you

00:50:40.820 wait

00:50:41.020 forever

00:50:41.440 to

00:50:41.620 eat

00:50:41.880 at

00:50:43.560 a

00:50:43.680 certain

00:50:43.860 point

00:50:44.080 I

00:50:44.220 thought

00:50:44.620 I'd

00:50:44.780 just

00:50:44.920 take

00:50:45.100 up

00:50:45.240 hunting

00:50:45.620 I

00:50:47.260 said

00:50:47.420 man

00:50:47.600 I

00:50:47.700 might

00:50:47.840 as well

00:50:48.020 to

00:50:48.120 hunt

00:50:48.700 if

00:50:48.940 this

00:50:49.140 is

00:50:49.260 how

00:50:49.380 long

00:50:49.560 it's

00:50:49.680 going

00:50:49.780 to

00:50:49.880 take

00:50:50.020 to

00:50:50.160 get

00:50:50.280 a

00:50:50.400 burger

00:50:50.980 but

00:50:52.900 also

00:50:53.120 it

00:50:53.300 could

00:50:53.440 be

00:50:53.580 I'm

00:50:53.720 coming

00:50:53.920 from

00:50:54.120 Los

00:50:54.360 Angeles

00:50:54.660 where

00:50:54.960 you

00:50:55.180 know

00:50:55.280 you

00:50:55.440 get

00:50:55.640 used

00:50:55.920 to

00:50:56.060 things

00:50:56.280 being

00:50:56.500 quicker

00:50:56.900 and

00:50:57.080 fast

00:50:57.440 things

00:50:57.800 have

00:50:58.280 more

00:50:58.460 fastness

00:50:59.120 in

00:50:59.260 them

00:50:59.360 out

00:50:59.540 here

00:50:59.800 oh

00:51:02.480 I

00:51:04.120 thought

00:51:04.300 of

00:51:04.420 this

00:51:04.620 too

00:51:04.820 if

00:51:04.960 you

00:51:05.060 got

00:51:05.200 the

00:51:05.340 drippy

00:51:05.660 mitts

00:51:06.040 dude

00:51:06.360 have

00:51:06.940 my

00:51:07.100 brother

00:51:07.340 serve

00:51:07.700 you

00:51:07.820 a

00:51:07.960 set

00:51:08.100 of

00:51:08.200 them

00:51:08.320 air

00:51:08.820 mittens

00:51:09.220 baby

00:51:09.560 have

00:51:10.760 somebody

00:51:11.120 you

00:51:11.420 know

00:51:11.680 throw

00:51:12.780 a

00:51:12.940 little

00:51:13.140 burst

00:51:14.640 on

00:51:15.020 the

00:51:15.180 little

00:51:16.060 body

00:51:16.320 gas

00:51:16.740 on

00:51:16.900 your

00:51:17.020 hands

00:51:17.360 boy

00:51:17.600 dry

00:51:17.920 them

00:51:18.140 cats

00:51:18.500 right

00:51:18.820 up

00:51:19.340 but

00:51:23.800 what

00:51:24.000 else

00:51:24.160 do

00:51:24.280 I

00:51:24.420 think

00:51:24.800 has

00:51:25.900 been

00:51:26.100 getting

00:51:26.260 away

00:51:26.400 from

00:51:26.520 Los

00:51:26.680 Angeles

00:51:26.800 for

00:51:26.980 a

00:51:27.080 while

00:51:27.300 I

00:51:29.640 definitely

00:51:30.140 think

00:51:30.640 that

00:51:31.200 the

00:51:32.380 pace

00:51:32.760 out

00:51:32.960 here

00:51:33.140 is

00:51:33.280 not

00:51:33.480 a

00:51:33.600 pace

00:51:33.840 that's

00:51:34.060 the

00:51:34.200 same

00:51:34.420 in

00:51:34.560 the

00:51:34.660 rest

00:51:34.840 of

00:51:34.960 America

00:51:35.280 it's

00:51:35.460 just

00:51:35.640 different

00:51:36.060 you

00:51:37.620 know

00:51:37.800 the

00:51:38.240 rest

00:51:38.420 of

00:51:38.520 America

00:51:38.780 feels

00:51:39.060 a

00:51:39.160 little

00:51:39.260 bit

00:51:39.400 more

00:51:39.600 like

00:51:39.900 everything

00:51:40.220 is

00:51:40.540 more

00:51:40.760 at

00:51:40.940 home

00:51:41.280 and

00:51:41.480 more

00:51:41.700 laid

00:51:42.060 back

00:51:42.460 and

00:51:42.820 then

00:51:43.000 you

00:51:43.160 get

00:51:43.360 into

00:51:43.540 some

00:51:43.860 city

00:51:44.700 environments

00:51:45.180 and

00:51:45.360 it

00:51:45.480 feels

00:51:45.660 like

00:51:45.840 you

00:51:45.940 just

00:51:46.120 used

00:51:46.340 to

00:51:46.980 things

00:51:47.600 being

00:51:47.800 quicker

00:51:48.280 so

00:51:49.460 I

00:51:49.540 think

00:51:49.700 I

00:51:49.840 need

00:51:49.980 to

00:51:50.140 it

00:51:50.460 shows

00:51:50.740 me

00:51:50.880 that

00:51:51.020 my

00:51:51.160 level

00:51:51.420 of

00:51:51.600 patience

00:51:52.020 has

00:51:52.400 gotten

00:51:52.800 accelerated

00:51:54.680 so

00:51:55.660 I

00:51:55.780 need

00:51:55.940 to

00:51:56.260 lessen

00:51:57.420 that

00:51:57.560 I

00:51:57.680 need

00:51:57.800 to

00:51:57.880 take

00:51:58.020 a

00:51:58.100 little

00:51:58.180 bit

00:51:58.300 of

00:51:58.380 the

00:51:58.480 PSI

00:51:59.220 out

00:52:00.060 of

00:52:00.160 my

00:52:00.420 ability

00:52:00.980 to

00:52:01.160 be

00:52:01.280 patient

00:52:01.700 let's

00:52:03.980 take

00:52:04.140 another

00:52:04.340 call

00:52:04.620 that

00:52:04.780 came

00:52:04.960 in

00:52:05.080 right

00:52:05.220 here

00:52:05.360 985

00:52:05.840 664

00:52:06.780 9503

00:52:09.140 CEO

00:52:10.020 man

00:52:10.460 I'm

00:52:11.460 working

00:52:11.680 down

00:52:11.880 here

00:52:12.020 in

00:52:12.140 San

00:52:12.300 Diego

00:52:12.580 is

00:52:12.840 a

00:52:13.100 machinist

00:52:13.680 and a

00:52:13.940 gunsmith

00:52:14.320 oh

00:52:15.360 nice

00:52:15.760 man

00:52:16.220 that

00:52:16.680 gunsmith

00:52:17.280 dude

00:52:17.840 I'll

00:52:18.000 tell

00:52:18.140 you

00:52:18.240 this

00:52:18.660 so

00:52:19.340 you

00:52:21.520 know

00:52:21.660 this

00:52:21.920 week

00:52:22.260 we

00:52:22.720 were

00:52:22.920 working

00:52:23.200 with

00:52:23.380 these

00:52:23.600 pistols

00:52:24.260 these

00:52:24.440 AR

00:52:24.700 guns

00:52:25.240 AR

00:52:25.520 15s

00:52:26.220 and

00:52:26.320 they're

00:52:26.460 really

00:52:26.680 fancified

00:52:27.460 for the

00:52:27.980 movies

00:52:28.300 they

00:52:28.500 teach

00:52:28.760 it

00:52:28.900 they

00:52:29.040 make

00:52:29.260 all

00:52:29.480 put

00:52:29.740 on

00:52:29.880 extra

00:52:30.320 scopes

00:52:30.840 and

00:52:30.980 they

00:52:31.100 make

00:52:31.260 them

00:52:31.400 real

00:52:32.120 you

00:52:33.160 know

00:52:33.280 cinematic

00:52:33.900 and

00:52:35.880 and

00:52:38.400 and

00:52:39.700 one

00:52:39.940 other

00:52:40.140 thing

00:52:40.360 I

00:52:40.500 noticed

00:52:40.800 was

00:52:41.420 oh

00:52:42.760 so

00:52:43.080 I 1.00

00:52:43.400 fuck 1.00

00:52:43.920 what am I 1.00

00:52:44.260 thinking

00:52:44.480 about

00:52:44.820 what am I

00:52:48.080 thinking

00:52:48.360 about

00:52:48.600 he said

00:52:49.180 he's a

00:52:50.180 machinist

00:52:50.680 he's

00:52:50.940 gunsmith

00:52:51.900 who's

00:52:53.620 gunsmith

00:52:54.400 do I

00:52:54.660 know

00:52:54.780 that

00:52:55.080 no

00:52:55.640 I don't

00:52:55.840 know

00:52:55.980 anybody

00:52:56.220 named

00:52:56.580 that

00:52:56.920 what

00:52:57.920 am I

00:52:58.180 thinking

00:52:58.460 of

00:52:58.880 um

00:53:00.820 I'm

00:53:02.760 sorry

00:53:02.980 man

00:53:03.140 I mean

00:53:03.280 oh

00:53:03.840 here's

00:53:04.580 one thing

00:53:04.880 I realized

00:53:05.380 about

00:53:05.660 police

00:53:06.000 officers

00:53:06.540 police

00:53:07.260 officers

00:53:07.680 you know

00:53:08.200 get a ton

00:53:08.660 of bad

00:53:09.160 press

00:53:09.700 uh

00:53:10.740 I mean

00:53:11.260 the press

00:53:11.660 is basically

00:53:12.240 it will

00:53:14.000 raise hell

00:53:14.380 about anything

00:53:14.860 just to get

00:53:15.620 clicks

00:53:16.040 they don't

00:53:16.300 really care

00:53:16.700 anymore

00:53:16.940 it's not

00:53:17.220 news

00:53:17.700 it's just

00:53:18.300 how can

00:53:18.620 we start

00:53:19.040 fire

00:53:19.580 today

00:53:20.040 how can

00:53:20.860 we start

00:53:21.240 hell

00:53:21.520 today

00:53:21.840 how can

00:53:22.200 we

00:53:22.500 say

00:53:23.380 anything

00:53:23.700 it's

00:53:23.980 basically

00:53:24.160 like

00:53:24.320 someone

00:53:24.500 just

00:53:24.720 yelling

00:53:25.020 it's

00:53:25.200 almost

00:53:25.340 like

00:53:25.500 schizophrenia

00:53:26.080 has a

00:53:27.480 bunch

00:53:27.640 of large

00:53:28.060 companies

00:53:28.640 a lot

00:53:29.920 of these

00:53:30.140 news

00:53:30.440 stations

00:53:30.860 I can't

00:53:31.240 even watch

00:53:31.520 CNN

00:53:31.800 anymore

00:53:32.280 I

00:53:33.000 refute

00:53:33.320 I refute

00:53:33.800 it's not

00:53:34.160 even a 0.94

00:53:34.500 fucking 1.00

00:53:34.680 television 1.00

00:53:35.180 it's a

00:53:35.860 I just

00:53:37.520 I don't

00:53:38.160 know man

00:53:38.660 I just

00:53:39.340 don't know

00:53:39.920 what's going

00:53:41.180 on with 1.00

00:53:41.420 that shit 1.00

00:53:42.040 but I'll 1.00

00:53:43.260 say this

00:53:43.700 here

00:53:44.040 that

00:53:45.580 when I

00:53:47.180 remember

00:53:47.620 when I

00:53:48.060 was um

00:53:48.780 when I

00:53:49.880 was working

00:53:50.260 on the

00:53:50.560 on road

00:53:51.200 rules show

00:53:51.780 we went

00:53:52.140 one time

00:53:52.660 to

00:53:53.140 Georgia

00:53:54.340 went to

00:53:56.060 north Georgia

00:53:56.660 and they

00:53:57.040 had a

00:53:57.780 it was

00:53:59.020 how to be

00:53:59.340 a police

00:53:59.700 officer

00:53:59.940 you went

00:54:00.080 to police

00:54:00.360 officer

00:54:00.580 training

00:54:01.000 and one

00:54:02.260 of the

00:54:02.440 things you

00:54:02.720 did

00:54:02.880 you went

00:54:03.200 into a

00:54:03.920 simulator

00:54:05.240 simulator

00:54:06.780 you know

00:54:07.900 something that

00:54:08.300 makes something

00:54:08.820 that's not

00:54:09.260 that

00:54:09.640 and you

00:54:11.060 went in

00:54:11.420 there

00:54:11.700 and the

00:54:12.360 simulator

00:54:12.720 was

00:54:13.240 you had

00:54:13.920 you were

00:54:15.620 an officer

00:54:16.140 and you

00:54:17.100 had a

00:54:17.360 sidearm

00:54:18.060 and you

00:54:20.060 were in

00:54:20.300 this room

00:54:20.900 and that

00:54:21.840 was the

00:54:22.120 and the

00:54:22.420 simulator

00:54:22.680 was against

00:54:23.120 the wall

00:54:23.500 there was

00:54:23.720 a big

00:54:23.960 screen

00:54:24.420 and the

00:54:25.280 screen

00:54:25.620 would play

00:54:26.120 different

00:54:26.420 scenarios

00:54:27.100 and like

00:54:28.720 you would

00:54:28.960 be like

00:54:29.300 an officer

00:54:29.660 that got

00:54:30.360 called to

00:54:31.080 go to

00:54:31.560 a an

00:54:32.320 alley

00:54:32.660 where people

00:54:33.320 were something

00:54:33.760 was happening

00:54:34.240 there's stuff

00:54:35.320 going on at

00:54:35.880 this alley

00:54:36.340 you know

00:54:37.660 as a domestic

00:54:38.380 disturbance or

00:54:39.020 something

00:54:39.320 and so on

00:54:40.260 the screen

00:54:40.800 it would look

00:54:41.520 like an

00:54:41.820 alley

00:54:42.080 it would look

00:54:42.480 like behind

00:54:42.920 a building

00:54:43.420 and there's

00:54:43.840 people out

00:54:44.300 there and

00:54:44.760 somebody's

00:54:45.580 you know

00:54:45.940 standing there

00:54:46.400 with their

00:54:46.680 girlfriend

00:54:47.100 somebody's

00:54:48.380 you know

00:54:49.200 leaning on

00:54:51.060 the dumpster

00:54:51.560 smoking a 0.97

00:54:52.120 cigarette

00:54:52.460 it looked

00:54:52.880 like an

00:54:53.160 alley

00:54:53.420 and in

00:54:55.600 this simulator

00:54:56.140 you could

00:54:56.540 talk to

00:54:56.980 the screen

00:54:57.540 and it

00:54:57.960 was all

00:54:58.480 like the

00:54:59.080 computers and

00:54:59.680 stuff made

00:55:00.020 it so

00:55:00.240 it would

00:55:00.500 talk back

00:55:01.140 they would

00:55:01.660 communicate

00:55:02.040 back

00:55:02.560 so you

00:55:03.360 could talk

00:55:03.760 to somebody

00:55:04.320 who was

00:55:04.620 in the

00:55:05.040 scene

00:55:05.440 that you

00:55:05.920 were watching

00:55:06.440 so you

00:55:07.580 say hey

00:55:07.960 you know

00:55:08.340 what are you

00:55:09.300 doing out

00:55:09.640 here and the

00:55:09.960 guy would

00:55:10.260 talk back

00:55:10.760 to you

00:55:11.160 and you

00:55:12.700 would kind

00:55:13.020 of go

00:55:13.540 through these

00:55:13.860 different kind

00:55:14.360 of checkpoints

00:55:15.340 that a police

00:55:15.900 officer has to

00:55:16.480 go through

00:55:16.980 now sometimes

00:55:18.500 during the

00:55:18.880 simulation

00:55:19.380 they had

00:55:21.940 different settings

00:55:22.620 on the

00:55:22.900 simulation

00:55:23.320 where sometimes

00:55:24.120 one of the

00:55:24.680 people in the

00:55:25.220 scene would

00:55:25.820 pull out a

00:55:26.280 weapon

00:55:26.560 and just start 1.00

00:55:28.060 shooting at you 0.99

00:55:28.820 and when

00:55:30.080 that happened

00:55:30.660 inside of the

00:55:31.480 room you

00:55:31.940 were in

00:55:32.380 they had

00:55:34.260 these fake

00:55:35.020 they had

00:55:35.640 these like

00:55:36.640 guns in the

00:55:37.760 wall that

00:55:38.980 would shoot

00:55:39.360 these rubber

00:55:40.000 pellets at 0.99

00:55:40.580 you or shoot 1.00

00:55:41.040 these plastic 0.71

00:55:41.680 pellets at

00:55:42.280 you so if

00:55:43.840 something happened

00:55:44.400 on the screen

00:55:45.020 on the simulator

00:55:45.760 it would then

00:55:47.100 and somebody

00:55:47.580 shot at you

00:55:48.300 it would 0.96

00:55:48.620 happen and

00:55:49.020 then real

00:55:49.660 pellets would

00:55:50.140 shoot out of

00:55:50.900 the wall

00:55:51.280 out of the

00:55:51.660 corners

00:55:52.040 out of these

00:55:53.260 kind of

00:55:54.180 paintball gun

00:55:55.880 type of

00:55:56.200 things and

00:55:56.560 actually hit

00:55:57.060 you but

00:55:58.680 sometimes the

00:55:59.380 guy on the

00:55:59.740 screen would

00:56:00.100 just it would

00:56:00.940 look like he

00:56:01.340 was just he

00:56:02.320 would reach

00:56:02.720 in his pocket

00:56:03.260 to show you

00:56:03.700 his identification

00:56:04.340 and it was

00:56:06.300 just real

00:56:06.780 interesting because

00:56:08.820 I remember

00:56:09.180 thinking man I

00:56:11.200 would engage in

00:56:11.900 different scenarios

00:56:12.620 like sometime

00:56:13.200 you're in a

00:56:13.580 classroom sometimes

00:56:14.380 you're there's

00:56:15.500 you know you're

00:56:16.080 pulling people

00:56:16.720 over in a

00:56:17.520 vehicle and it

00:56:18.980 really blew my

00:56:19.760 mind how one

00:56:22.580 time a guy

00:56:23.480 could be

00:56:23.800 reaching just

00:56:24.560 to get you

00:56:25.060 his identification

00:56:25.740 or to just

00:56:26.560 scratch his

00:56:27.160 leg and

00:56:27.940 another time a

00:56:28.660 guy could

00:56:28.960 reach to pull

00:56:29.580 a weapon on

00:56:30.260 you and it

00:56:32.100 blew my mind

00:56:32.920 my inability to

00:56:34.300 be able to

00:56:34.920 calculate those

00:56:35.760 in real time

00:56:36.460 because they'd

00:56:38.800 have the same

00:56:39.440 scenario you

00:56:40.280 know it would

00:56:40.800 be like an 0.65

00:56:41.800 officer responds

00:56:42.740 you know and

00:56:43.760 there's you know

00:56:44.640 there's five

00:56:45.080 people in an

00:56:45.600 alley and it

00:56:46.740 turns out all

00:56:47.180 they were doing

00:56:47.480 was gambling or

00:56:48.220 they were looking

00:56:48.660 for something

00:56:49.100 somebody had

00:56:49.520 thrown something

00:56:49.980 away in a

00:56:50.400 dumpster now

00:56:50.880 they're all

00:56:51.180 planning on

00:56:51.560 looking for it

00:56:52.240 and the

00:56:54.960 scenario could

00:56:55.460 play out like

00:56:55.980 a 30 different

00:56:56.700 ways and the

00:56:58.800 computer would

00:56:59.280 have it set up

00:56:59.900 like that but

00:57:01.840 when you

00:57:02.600 when you

00:57:04.880 engaged with

00:57:05.500 them like you

00:57:05.880 didn't really

00:57:06.240 know every time

00:57:06.920 you had no idea

00:57:07.680 how it was

00:57:08.200 going to play

00:57:08.580 out and so

00:57:10.260 you know it

00:57:11.100 was just and

00:57:12.320 so sometimes you

00:57:13.000 get shot and 0.74

00:57:13.880 sometimes you it

00:57:14.620 would be just

00:57:15.080 nothing it would

00:57:15.720 just be oh you

00:57:17.020 know there's a

00:57:17.500 cat somebody's

00:57:18.820 looking for their

00:57:19.240 cat and that's

00:57:19.880 what you're trying

00:57:20.320 to help with but

00:57:20.800 you never knew

00:57:21.720 and and just

00:57:24.320 the way it

00:57:24.780 changed sometimes

00:57:25.600 so quick you

00:57:27.820 know you'd be in

00:57:28.300 a like you had

00:57:29.080 to respond to a

00:57:29.720 classroom and one

00:57:30.620 of the scenarios

00:57:31.100 they had his guy

00:57:32.160 had his head on

00:57:32.760 the desk and

00:57:34.040 you're talking to

00:57:34.560 a student in the

00:57:35.160 front of the

00:57:35.500 class who had

00:57:36.360 been in a in an

00:57:37.760 argument with

00:57:38.280 another student or

00:57:39.020 something and

00:57:40.760 then somebody the

00:57:41.980 guy in the back

00:57:42.480 just sits up one

00:57:43.380 time and gets his

00:57:44.080 book bag to leave

00:57:44.760 the room but in

00:57:46.440 another version of

00:57:48.260 that same scenario

00:57:49.120 the guy gets up

00:57:50.320 and and pulls

00:57:52.220 out a weapon and

00:57:54.060 just to be able to

00:57:55.060 like know the

00:57:56.020 difference or be

00:57:56.980 able to like in

00:57:58.680 the minute seconds

00:57:59.540 that you're standing

00:58:00.140 there to watch on

00:58:01.860 the screen and be

00:58:02.580 able to know okay

00:58:03.340 what's gonna happen

00:58:04.060 right now that 0.99

00:58:06.840 shit was baffling 1.00

00:58:07.580 man it was so 1.00

00:58:09.080 hard to be able to

00:58:10.360 know to be able to

00:58:13.900 have reflexes that

00:58:14.820 made sense or to be

00:58:15.820 able to be it was

00:58:17.200 impossible sometimes it

00:58:18.400 was impossible you

00:58:19.900 think a guy was a

00:58:21.620 guy was just a full

00:58:22.760 open in a newspaper

00:58:23.740 and next thing you

00:58:24.720 know you pull and 0.99

00:58:25.280 you shoot on him and

00:58:26.620 another time a guy's it 0.98

00:58:27.800 looks like he's

00:58:28.180 opening a newspaper he

00:58:29.080 pulls a gun out and 0.99

00:58:30.140 starts shooting at you 0.93

00:58:30.980 but to know it just

00:58:34.120 blew my mind man

00:58:34.960 anyway when you when

00:58:36.240 you said about guns

00:58:37.020 made me think about

00:58:37.740 that about that

00:58:38.600 experience I had a

00:58:39.440 long time ago and I

00:58:42.440 thought about this

00:58:42.960 past week when I was

00:58:44.000 handling the weaponry

00:58:45.860 out there and

00:58:46.640 handling a different

00:58:47.440 violent you know

00:58:48.680 utensils and this and

00:58:49.700 that onward

00:58:50.300 I was doing pretty

00:58:51.340 well I had a falling

00:58:53.840 out with my box and

00:58:54.960 you know got let go

00:58:56.440 which wasn't too bad

00:58:57.560 I felt pretty down at

00:58:59.060 first because I just

00:59:00.560 gotten arrested for a

00:59:01.660 DUI and I was

00:59:03.100 stressed about how I

00:59:03.920 was going to pay for

00:59:04.500 that and everything

00:59:05.120 and my wonderful

00:59:06.580 girlfriend helped

00:59:07.720 find me a new

00:59:08.480 machinist and

00:59:09.280 gunsmith job and I

00:59:10.920 was you know really

00:59:11.720 looking up feeling good

00:59:12.800 about it you know

00:59:13.920 man I really messed

00:59:15.520 up I had a little

00:59:17.440 incident at work and

00:59:18.580 I got scared I you

00:59:20.320 know messed something

00:59:21.020 up and I tried to

00:59:22.320 hide it I lied about

00:59:23.260 it oh man I'm sorry

00:59:26.260 to hear that man I've

00:59:26.980 done that before you

00:59:28.900 know I was supposed to

00:59:29.560 just be doing washing

00:59:31.140 tools one time and I

00:59:32.300 took this tool truck for

00:59:33.420 a ride and I tried to

00:59:35.140 jump a ditch with it and 1.00

00:59:36.360 fucking fuck man I 1.00

00:59:39.220 fucked everything up 1.00

00:59:40.100 Jesus Christ let's hear 0.99

00:59:41.880 more at first and you

00:59:45.020 know I came clean

00:59:45.760 right after but you

00:59:46.780 know doesn't matter

00:59:48.460 they didn't want none

00:59:49.240 of that and I don't

00:59:49.960 blame them I shouldn't

00:59:50.720 lie about it and it 0.97

00:59:52.540 just really sucks because 0.94

00:59:53.680 you know now I don't 0.89

00:59:54.600 know what I'm gonna do

00:59:55.420 I embarrassed my

00:59:57.120 girlfriend helped me

00:59:57.820 get the job one of

01:00:00.140 my buddies who you

01:00:01.980 know I used this

01:00:02.960 reference and I

01:00:03.680 embarrassed him and I 0.72

01:00:04.720 just made a fool of

01:00:05.580 myself and I feel

01:00:06.400 really bad and just

01:00:08.460 today I crushed my

01:00:09.760 hand man didn't feel

01:00:11.320 too good I had to go

01:00:11.960 get some stitches

01:00:12.760 right after leaving the 1.00

01:00:14.520 hospital I fucking 0.99

01:00:15.720 reared in some lady 1.00

01:00:17.220 in the hospital man

01:00:18.300 so my my main

01:00:20.460 question is I can't

01:00:21.640 really uh seem to

01:00:23.720 keep my head on

01:00:24.420 straight like I don't 1.00

01:00:25.180 I just keep messing

01:00:26.540 up I don't know if

01:00:28.360 anybody has some

01:00:28.980 advice out there much

01:00:30.780 appreciated gang

01:00:31.840 gang

01:00:32.220 see how you're the

01:00:33.520 man I love you

01:00:34.200 all right bye

01:00:35.160 love you too bro I

01:00:38.960 love you too man I'm

01:00:39.780 sorry you're struggling

01:00:40.680 with some of these

01:00:41.280 things I

01:00:41.820 isn't that such a bad

01:00:45.860 it's such a tough

01:00:46.560 feeling when you feel

01:00:47.380 like you just everywhere

01:00:48.400 you turn you you make

01:00:51.360 mistakes or you mess

01:00:52.420 things up or

01:00:53.340 you know and I can

01:01:00.620 really relate to that

01:01:01.580 man I can really relate

01:01:02.500 to thinking because

01:01:04.080 then I start thinking

01:01:04.660 I'm no good I'm no

01:01:07.000 good as a person

01:01:07.760 that's where that the

01:01:08.820 when that kind of

01:01:09.520 stuff happens in my

01:01:10.340 life I start thinking

01:01:11.740 I'm no good as a

01:01:12.540 person and then I

01:01:15.360 don't want to interact

01:01:16.080 with other people

01:01:16.780 anymore because I feel

01:01:17.780 like oh man every

01:01:19.440 time I interact with

01:01:20.180 people I just end up

01:01:20.880 kind of messing their

01:01:21.600 lives up or doing

01:01:22.620 something bad and and

01:01:25.320 the safest thing for me

01:01:26.220 to do is just stay

01:01:27.000 away from others and

01:01:27.900 be a be and just keep

01:01:29.320 to myself but then

01:01:31.120 when I do that the

01:01:32.760 little dark arts really

01:01:33.820 can bloom even

01:01:34.620 stronger because I'm

01:01:35.440 just alone with my

01:01:36.620 thoughts and let me

01:01:39.500 say this man my

01:01:40.960 brother helped me

01:01:41.520 realize this recently

01:01:42.360 that what I do and

01:01:44.700 who I am can be

01:01:46.080 different things if I

01:01:48.520 make mistakes that

01:01:49.320 doesn't mean that I'm

01:01:50.040 a mistake okay you're

01:01:53.740 a good person you have

01:01:57.660 made some choices that

01:01:58.940 didn't work out the way

01:01:59.920 you wanted them to you

01:02:03.160 probably feel the

01:02:05.100 repercussions of those

01:02:06.080 are really huge and

01:02:07.080 you can't surmount them

01:02:08.220 but you can you know

01:02:12.020 and all these things

01:02:12.740 aren't happening at

01:02:13.400 once you know I know

01:02:15.080 it feels like they are

01:02:16.120 but you can solve them

01:02:17.080 one at a time now if

01:02:20.260 you apologize to

01:02:21.040 somebody you can't

01:02:21.840 expect them maybe to

01:02:22.820 immediately accept the

01:02:24.100 apology and and be okay

01:02:26.040 that's now that's that's

01:02:27.920 that's something we can't

01:02:29.560 expect but you can let

01:02:31.860 them know hey this is

01:02:32.940 the choice I made this

01:02:33.960 is why I made it I made

01:02:36.000 a mistake let me know

01:02:38.480 how I can if there's

01:02:39.860 something I can do to

01:02:40.700 remedy the situation I

01:02:41.840 know you helped me get

01:02:42.740 this job let me know

01:02:45.520 what it is I think if

01:02:47.820 you're honest and

01:02:48.580 sincere then you can

01:02:50.520 repair those those

01:02:52.340 damages I really believe

01:02:54.220 that now you may not

01:02:56.080 repair immediately it

01:02:57.640 may take a little bit

01:02:58.640 of time for those to

01:02:59.420 completely repair or get

01:03:00.720 better so just recognize

01:03:03.080 that don't don't think

01:03:04.600 if that doesn't you know

01:03:06.300 they don't accept me

01:03:07.040 immediately or they

01:03:07.680 don't that that you're

01:03:09.800 that everything's horrible

01:03:12.060 or it's never going to

01:03:12.740 happen that's not true

01:03:13.660 but the choices you make

01:03:16.360 or things that happen or

01:03:17.340 things you do or things

01:03:18.240 you're a part of and who

01:03:19.260 you are those are two

01:03:20.480 different things man

01:03:21.420 you know this doesn't

01:03:24.880 mean you're a bad

01:03:25.480 person this doesn't mean

01:03:26.340 you're not going to be

01:03:26.960 successful that doesn't

01:03:27.900 mean you're not capable

01:03:28.980 it doesn't mean you don't

01:03:30.760 deserve to live in this

01:03:31.680 world or to be a part of a

01:03:33.520 loving relationship or to

01:03:34.800 have somebody care about

01:03:35.760 you

01:03:36.060 this does that doesn't mean

01:03:39.080 any of these things

01:03:39.980 you know it sounds like

01:03:43.560 you maybe could just use

01:03:46.320 some help overall it seems

01:03:47.780 like with the way that you

01:03:49.020 are operating in the

01:03:51.200 world you know sometimes

01:03:55.320 the way that we think the

01:03:56.720 world is and the way that

01:03:57.960 it really is are a little

01:03:59.060 bit off and for me I got

01:04:03.220 in that's why I did this

01:04:04.320 got into 12-step and stuff

01:04:07.120 like that recovery programs

01:04:08.320 because those things really

01:04:09.260 helped me you know I always

01:04:11.940 thought that everybody was I

01:04:13.340 was I don't know I thought

01:04:16.520 that it was all about me like

01:04:17.840 I don't know sometimes I

01:04:19.880 still do I don't know I

01:04:20.840 trying to think of what I

01:04:22.160 thought

01:04:22.540 I always thought that life

01:04:29.940 was this weird competition

01:04:31.140 kind of that everybody was

01:04:33.240 keeping all these scores and

01:04:34.260 nobody was it wasn't really

01:04:36.480 happening people were just

01:04:38.600 trying to survive and people

01:04:39.980 were just and for the most

01:04:41.380 part people were trying to do

01:04:42.320 well and they were trying to do

01:04:44.320 well by one another and when I

01:04:49.840 learned to interact with the

01:04:51.040 world at an easier softer way

01:04:53.200 things got easier for me in

01:04:55.920 every asset and every facet

01:04:57.880 relationships employment you know

01:05:02.320 I learned how to you know just

01:05:05.280 the value of telling the truth 0.99

01:05:08.060 sometimes I lie about shit man I 0.99

01:05:10.180 shouldn't even have still do 0.99

01:05:11.960 sometimes but not like I was

01:05:14.240 before man and I felt like the

01:05:17.660 world didn't want me that it

01:05:18.820 just like I was just here in it

01:05:20.140 sometimes and now I know I'm a

01:05:22.040 part of it just like other

01:05:22.960 people are and that we all make

01:05:24.700 mistakes and a lot of times

01:05:25.700 people are really understanding

01:05:27.000 when they when you're really

01:05:28.440 being honest with them

01:05:29.640 you know somewhere inside of me a

01:05:33.060 long time ago I felt like if I

01:05:34.100 was honest with people that they

01:05:35.120 weren't gonna love me I think

01:05:36.300 you know I think some of that

01:05:40.420 just went back to maybe at a

01:05:41.740 young age or you know maybe I

01:05:44.680 felt like I was really expressing

01:05:46.060 need and I didn't get the

01:05:48.600 response that I wanted and so

01:05:49.980 somewhere inside of me that part

01:05:51.160 of me closed up and didn't really

01:05:53.380 open up correctly again but that's

01:05:58.360 not true man you did there's a

01:05:59.720 couple of things that have

01:06:00.780 occurred and you can you can

01:06:03.340 remedy them for yourself and you

01:06:07.280 can change the way that you

01:06:08.320 behave so that they don't happen

01:06:09.920 again so you don't feel this way

01:06:11.300 again and that's what I did find

01:06:18.100 when I got into 12 step and the

01:06:20.640 type of stuff is I found an easier

01:06:22.300 softer way to live which I didn't

01:06:26.660 think existed man God you know I

01:06:30.680 thought that the world like I still

01:06:32.160 feel like it sometimes I take my

01:06:33.240 own willpower back so much and it's

01:06:35.140 like I just I'm trying to control

01:06:36.440 everything and man I can't do that

01:06:38.320 I can't do that and thank God I

01:06:41.940 can't if the world revolved around

01:06:44.960 me dude it would fall apart you know

01:06:48.960 I don't even have any milk at home so 1.00

01:06:51.220 fuck you know I'm doing but it's 0.99

01:06:55.640 gonna be okay man I promise you and 1.00

01:06:58.140 if you're not feeling good take a nap or

01:06:59.600 something and take some positive

01:07:01.960 action but don't sit around just

01:07:07.380 thinking and for just feeling move

01:07:09.320 your feet move your feet man and your

01:07:12.200 brain will follow take action and you

01:07:16.040 can remedy these you can remedy these

01:07:17.980 things millions of people have been

01:07:19.320 through the same type of time you're

01:07:20.940 having right now and they are okay and

01:07:24.600 and they are living lives right now

01:07:26.420 that are comfortable and loving and

01:07:28.520 and there's nothing wrong with you as a

01:07:32.040 person you know there really isn't

01:07:35.260 man there's nothing wrong with you as a

01:07:38.620 person you there you are involved in

01:07:42.180 some things right now where you haven't

01:07:43.480 made some of the best choices that's

01:07:45.040 okay you know what that is it's human

01:07:48.180 and the beautiful thing is it sounds

01:07:52.200 like there's a lot of people around

01:07:53.120 you that also really can see the good

01:07:55.580 parts of you people are willing to help

01:07:57.500 you out and recommend you for things

01:07:59.560 and you know so sometimes we can't even

01:08:03.280 see our own beauty we can't even see the

01:08:05.080 beautiful things that are in us man

01:08:06.660 because the way that we see the world is

01:08:10.740 a little off it's not the right way our

01:08:13.000 are we we we in a kaleidoscope and

01:08:17.180 really it's just a um it's just a pipe

01:08:20.780 where you can just see through it but

01:08:23.440 we out here kaleidoscoping man we got

01:08:25.240 to be tuned a little but keep your help

01:08:29.020 keep your head up man and be good to

01:08:30.660 yourself dude and um just realize that

01:08:33.960 we're all just people and that uh that

01:08:35.620 we're trying our best and it's okay man

01:08:38.260 if you if some things happen it's okay

01:08:41.320 you know you're not a bad person

01:08:43.580 okay you just have done a couple

01:08:46.360 things that aren't working out for you

01:08:48.960 at this moment but take be easy on

01:08:52.440 yourself you know it's the same thing

01:08:54.140 you guys always tell me so I'm just

01:08:57.000 learning this from watching y'all um

01:08:59.880 but yeah I'm so excited for Dustin

01:09:01.720 Poirier this weekend dude you guys know

01:09:03.340 I am I'm always talking about on 0.98

01:09:04.680 Instagram and shit and uh I just you 0.98

01:09:09.460 know uh you know um he just has I don't 0.96

01:09:15.540 know man the guy just I feel like he

01:09:19.260 fights for people that can't fight for

01:09:20.660 themselves a little bit he's that

01:09:21.880 underdog you know he's that thing

01:09:23.940 inside of all of us a little bit that

01:09:25.520 uh and it's in and to me there's just

01:09:28.320 something inspirational about it uh and I

01:09:31.340 think it is to anybody but I'll tell you

01:09:34.780 this man and this is one time where it

01:09:36.560 makes more sense than ever dude be good

01:09:38.420 to yourself brother uh you know be good 1.00

01:09:42.320 to yourself man I mean fuck dude they I 1.00

01:09:45.080 was in so far in left field dude I was 1.00

01:09:46.940 even one time I got a job bagging

01:09:49.360 groceries and I was still in the game

01:09:51.320 so I you know sometimes life puts us in

01:09:55.920 some precarious scenarios uh but that's

01:10:01.320 okay that's okay man life this is a it

01:10:06.180 this is is a challenge for everyone it's

01:10:09.860 a challenge for everyone so just don't

01:10:12.260 be too hard on yourself man you can be

01:10:14.040 all you can be all right I promise you

01:10:15.460 I promise you man I've felt so bad about

01:10:18.800 myself and and right now I feel okay and

01:10:23.920 you will too it's okay man it's okay and

01:10:27.080 I'll keep repeating that but I just want

01:10:28.320 to make sure that you know it you know

01:10:32.400 that you are that you are okay it's

01:10:36.520 gonna be all right um you guys be good

01:10:40.300 to yourselves man check out that uh the

01:10:42.920 whole conversation with um with Billy

01:10:44.740 Conforto's cousin man you got to make

01:10:47.360 sure that you check that out man Chucky uh

01:10:50.640 or Chuck sorry you check out that whole uh

01:10:54.640 oh man he just sent me this picture

01:10:56.760 oh man he just sent me this picture of

01:11:03.440 Billy's mom wearing the R.I.P. 0.77

01:11:05.020 Billy Conforto shirt and one of the dogs

01:11:07.380 is like kind of getting onto her lap a

01:11:10.060 little bit

01:11:10.620 man God is good bro humanity is powerful

01:11:18.000 dude I'm Chuck he just said uh just gave

01:11:23.240 my mom her shirt tears of joy man yeah

01:11:29.280 it's okay man if we make mistakes or we

01:11:31.020 mess up because we just we can we can

01:11:32.680 we can get things back on track and we

01:11:34.360 can tighten up and we can affect people

01:11:36.020 we don't know the actions that you know

01:11:38.500 the friendships we're gonna make the

01:11:41.220 effect that they're gonna have on people

01:11:42.300 years later years later there's a

01:11:45.740 picture of uh Billy Conforto's mom

01:11:48.340 right here wearing a shirt uh tears of joy

01:11:54.140 he said you know that's the power of

01:11:57.540 people right there

01:11:58.380 um yeah we're gonna be okay man you guys

01:12:06.180 be good to yourselves you know and if 0.99

01:12:08.860 somebody's hands are cold boy hit them

01:12:10.340 with them air mittens dude life is short

01:12:12.340 uh but it is sweet man and we're here

01:12:16.180 together you know and there's a reason

01:12:18.160 why we're all here at the same time I

01:12:19.520 believe that

01:12:20.140 um you guys be good to yourselves and

01:12:26.220 we're gonna go out the way that we came

01:12:27.460 into the world baby

01:12:28.460 with a little bit of shine

01:12:32.200 R.I.P. Billy man love you brother

01:12:45.400 I'm just sitting on your front porch

01:12:50.440 wondering how could I be so far from my

01:12:54.120 home

01:12:55.480 and my mind is somewhere else but when I

01:13:01.980 find it I'll patch up where it's been

01:13:04.960 blown

01:13:06.420 now I'm just floating on the breeze and I

01:13:13.120 feel I'm falling like these leaves I must

01:13:16.280 be

01:13:16.680 cornerstone

01:13:18.720 oh but when I reach that ground I'll

01:13:23.920 share this peace of mind I found I can

01:13:26.920 feel it

01:13:27.720 in my bones

01:13:30.020 but it's gonna take

01:13:32.760 a little time

01:13:35.520 for me to set that parking brake and let

01:13:40.360 myself unwind

01:13:42.160 shine that light on me

01:13:46.200 I'll sit and tell you my story

01:13:51.820 shine on me

01:13:56.800 and I will find a song

01:14:01.040 I will sing it just for you

01:14:04.740 embankment gang baby

01:14:07.740 I've been moving way too fast

01:14:11.940 on the runaway train

01:14:13.400 with a heavy load of my

01:14:15.200 past

01:14:17.020 and these worlds that I've been

01:14:21.540 rhyming on

01:14:22.400 they're worn so thin that they're

01:14:24.300 damn near gone

01:14:25.200 I guess now they just weren't 0.99

01:14:27.140 built to last

01:14:28.860 yeah I'm gonna try

01:14:31.740 to make sense of what I can

01:14:35.580 of where I'm going

01:14:37.360 Billy C baby

01:14:38.560 shine that light on me

01:14:44.680 I'll sit and tell you my story

01:14:50.300 shine on me

01:14:55.100 you name a tougher

01:14:56.760 Italian

01:14:58.260 boxer

01:14:59.560 chef

01:15:00.900 bus boy

01:15:02.480 dope runner 0.99

01:15:06.180 gay 0.99

01:15:08.920 champion 0.97

01:15:11.340 dog owner

01:15:12.760 friend

01:15:14.980 loyal human

01:15:18.920 than Billy Conforto

01:15:22.800 but I don't think you can

01:15:23.720 and you know what man

01:15:26.040 it just shows

01:15:26.500 we're not just one thing

01:15:27.640 you make some mistakes

01:15:29.780 we do this

01:15:30.440 you mess up at work

01:15:31.480 you hit a car

01:15:32.160 we're not just one thing

01:15:33.880 man that thing doesn't 0.88

01:15:34.680 define who you are

01:15:35.720 you are many many things

01:15:38.400 and more often than not

01:15:42.080 all the things that you are

01:15:43.660 when we put them together

01:15:45.320 man that we're okay

01:15:46.780 you know we are a good person

01:15:49.080 you know just look at the

01:15:54.340 big picture of who you are

01:15:55.520 because I bet it's a nice

01:15:56.520 image brother

01:15:57.140 you guys be good to yourselves man

01:16:19.300 because you deserve it

01:16:20.420 okay

01:16:20.740 ladies and gentlemen

01:16:22.220 I'm Jonathan Kite

01:16:23.420 and welcome to Kite Club

01:16:24.740 a podcast where I'll be sharing

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01:16:28.400 stand up stories

01:16:29.600 and seven ways to pleasure

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01:16:33.840 sometimes I'll interview

01:16:35.160 my friends

01:16:35.860 sometimes I won't

01:16:37.180 and as always

01:16:38.700 I'll be joined by the voices

01:16:39.960 in my head

01:16:40.700 you have

01:16:41.560 three

01:16:42.180 new voice messages

01:16:43.560 a lot of people

01:16:45.020 are talking about

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01:16:46.560 I've been talking

01:16:47.640 about Kite Club

01:16:48.520 for so long

01:16:49.360 longer than anybody else

01:16:51.000 so great

01:16:51.800 I'll take a quarter

01:17:02.400 pounder with cheese

01:17:03.340 and a McFlurry

01:17:04.360 sorry sir

01:17:04.940 but our ice cream machine

01:17:05.720 is broken

01:17:06.220 I think Tom Hanks

01:17:10.080 just butt dialed me

01:17:11.180 anyway

01:17:11.620 first rule

01:17:12.480 the Kite Club

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01:17:14.440 about Kite Club

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01:17:18.280 about Kite Club

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01:17:20.260 like and subscribe

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01:17:24.620 yeah

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01:17:26.540 my Brad Pitt impression

01:17:27.760 will get better

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 03, 2019

Double Left Field ｜ This Past Weekend #227

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