This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 03, 2019


Double Left Field ｜ This Past Weekend #227


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

165.39316

Word Count

12,814

Sentence Count

13

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

53


Summary

On this episode of the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by their good friend and former co-worker to talk about a variety of topics. We talk about Billy's early life growing up in the south, his early days in the service industry, and how he became one of the most genuine people I've ever met.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 what's up you little rabid rodeo bears
00:00:04.700 what's up now rabies now rabies now that's an std right there that's one of those unsung
00:00:13.660 non-heroes you know rabies everybody wants to preach on you know these more popular stds syphilis
00:00:23.020 and uh you know jock itch i guess i mean that j.i boy you get a you get a strong case of that j.i son
00:00:34.000 that's i mean i had dude growing up in louisiana you get that jock itch that's a kind of you catch
00:00:40.280 a strong strand well your hands won't leave you nuts for you know probably half of a moon cycle
00:00:46.980 i mean you you catch that strong j.i boy you don't even do you'll scratch your wiener right off
00:00:55.120 like a damn lottery ticket you catch i mean this they have some strands of
00:01:00.960 of jock itch down in louisiana that'll that should be on the discovery channel
00:01:06.700 you know so you know that and if you don't know it then well now you know that
00:01:12.100 uh kevin hart was hospitalized after his car careened off an embankment
00:01:19.020 the driver of the car was found pinned in his seat under the crushed roof and so was the female
00:01:24.880 passenger and um and we know somebody that's been involved in embankments better than anybody
00:01:30.640 i mean we're talking about the christopher columbus of embankments and uh and that's
00:01:36.540 our man billy conforto r.i.p and right now we got a special moment actually i'm going to call
00:01:41.940 his brother chucky and get him on the line right here and this is uh chucky
00:01:48.300 hello what up chuck what's up co i'm doing good man how are you i'm good i'm good how are you
00:01:57.100 i'm doing okay man i was just over in biloxi at the casino over there doing um
00:02:01.500 a show this past weekend so you know i had i was at my brother's house uh saturday we had a live
00:02:08.960 uh fantasy football draft and one of the guys there was like yeah was this special on the
00:02:12.880 television sunday one of them i think it was yesterday actually he come back and he was like
00:02:17.120 man i want to check out this dude i know him i was like yeah i know theo so i've been talking to him
00:02:21.820 oh that's hilarious i didn't know anything about it well next time when i come over to the uh to
00:02:27.500 louisiana i'll get you over to one yeah like come check it out yeah it'd be great man uh dude there's
00:02:34.020 so many fans that are um that are fans of billy bro yeah yeah so many people love him man um you know
00:02:42.060 and i just wanted to know like a little bit more about him because you know i met him we used to we
00:02:45.780 was bus boys together and uh and he was probably the wildest dude i ever met in my life man
00:02:52.700 you know i was uh i was talking to my brother my youngest brother my mom she had seven kids in
00:02:59.440 eight years which you know a lot of people have a lot of kids jesus that's like drew breeze type
00:03:04.680 numbers bro when you when she's uh she put it up there nobody i'm about to catch it damn boy
00:03:13.000 right when you have an eight-year-old and you're in the hospital having your seventh kid that's a lot
00:03:18.120 of kids wow from the same mom and dad yeah same mom and dad so it wasn't like you know she had a
00:03:23.840 we have a bunch of baby daddies or whatever how they say it these days yeah i was telling you know
00:03:28.860 so i was at my youngest brother's house uh when i was texting you i think yesterday man my days was
00:03:34.700 kind of confused we was like up till like three o'clock in the morning as i was playing cornhole and
00:03:38.960 my days are a little mixed up here but anyway we was talking he was like he just was like man billy he
00:03:44.320 goes man mom remember you know mom always sending us to the store and running back and forth and
00:03:49.820 billy came over one day he's like nick i got your bike and he was like man he goes mom make me go to
00:03:55.340 store time and run errands i got your bike and he's like how did you buy me a bike i didn't buy it but
00:04:00.140 i got you one that was billy you know what i'm saying that was billy he was wild man yeah he was one
00:04:06.640 of a kind dude he i mean i don't even yeah he and i were bust but well i guess he was a waiter at
00:04:11.920 this restaurant and then next thing i know dude he was always he had us always on like all kind of
00:04:16.880 weed adventures he was doing he was running weed he was always getting his car fixed um he he would
00:04:24.700 give you all doing that a little bit together with you know with uh with the weed and stuff actually
00:04:29.300 i'm a fellow because of that i got it i mean i got i actually got a pardon from the governor which
00:04:35.640 worked out great for me but dude i remember we was working at the restaurants and then yeah dude i
00:04:41.200 remember i used to drive him across the lake to get weed and we would come back with so much weed
00:04:45.400 bro well the person he was coming to see you talking to oh there we go man well look nice just nice to
00:04:52.300 talk to you again man dude and y'all had the craziest fucking family people was boxing people was uh
00:04:59.460 i mean people were people were on pills everything was going on yeah drugs did run uh they tore our
00:05:08.180 family apart you know it was billy uh and then our three cousins running chuck and jimmy
00:05:13.920 you know a few of them the boys could box i mean they were good they were going somewhere but
00:05:18.220 that monkey got on they couldn't get it off it was tough i'm you know man i'm it's what do you do
00:05:24.540 you know they don't want to be that way i just talk to billy about it all the time like billy would
00:05:28.340 get in these uh he would get in these moods where you know he you wouldn't see him for a while and
00:05:33.580 we all knew what he was doing but then he would show up and it would be billy again he'd be like
00:05:37.060 come on we're gonna work out and he billy was always the same way so he'd have to get the camera
00:05:40.580 out he always had this polaroid camera so he'd get the polaroid out and he would take a picture and
00:05:45.020 he was like i'm holding on to the picture and we're gonna tell you know and so oh yeah yeah so
00:05:50.300 set goals pictures right so then we would go work out hard and boy he wouldn't let you uh you
00:05:55.800 couldn't skip you couldn't cut a rep short he was on you that's how billy was and even like i
00:06:02.140 heard one of your cats about the steroids and he said that i had a flashback i forgot billy used to
00:06:06.580 be on it yet i remember like he was he was doing i think like winch brawl something crazy and he was
00:06:11.760 like and i kind of was like man i kind of want to do that too i'm playing football and i'm like you
00:06:15.800 know i'm like man i want to try that too so he's like all right this is going to be the routine this
00:06:19.780 is how we're going to eat he would just write it all out billy was just crazy he was like a mad
00:06:23.640 scientist and he was like so he would tell you all right we got to take it a half hour before we work
00:06:28.880 out and when you said that i remember distinctly one time being in the car with him he's like it's
00:06:33.680 a half hour before the gym pull over i'm like well wait let's wait till let's go to the apartment or
00:06:37.360 something your apartment is around the corner from the gym no we got to stop right now and do it and
00:06:41.620 we actually was shooting it's terror on the side of the road yeah bro said that i'm like holy shit
00:06:49.180 i don't know if you just was saying that like just telling the story i'm like that actually happened
00:06:53.540 no that happened man we did it over off of the interstate over by between slidell and uh
00:06:57.960 the exit by the movie theater bro we would duck off over there and fucking pipe them down boy
00:07:03.160 and i hate to cut that call short right there but um you can listen to the entire call on our second
00:07:09.420 youtube channel uh theo von clips so you can check that channel out and it's got a lot of unique stuff
00:07:15.560 on it and it will have the entire uh conversation with chuck uh billy's brother um wow just fascinating
00:07:23.520 man and that yeah and i talked to him for nearly an hour so uh you guys can enjoy that there but yeah
00:07:29.460 being able to chat with the just i mean that real i mean just that human fiasco that uh that billy
00:07:38.500 conforto was getting to talk to his brother man pretty sweet um let's get into this episode
00:07:45.160 how about that
00:07:46.280 i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my home
00:08:09.680 and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been
00:08:19.060 blown
00:08:20.480 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone
00:08:33.060 i can feel it
00:08:42.440 in my bones
00:08:43.940 but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself
00:08:55.120 shine that light on me
00:09:04.500 i'll sit and tell you my story
00:09:06.000 shine on me
00:09:10.900 and that's you know it is bishop gun shine
00:09:28.180 taking us in right there bringing us into the world
00:09:32.020 i wonder if when you're born like you could hear
00:09:36.160 i wish they had a little bit of that womb music
00:09:40.040 you know i wonder if maybe when you're born they should play certain music
00:09:44.780 and it that you know it might help you come into the world a little bit better
00:09:49.900 or different
00:09:50.940 you know it would be
00:09:54.620 like you know like
00:09:57.380 you know like that song shine you know it might be you know just a real natural kind of christian birth right there
00:10:04.540 you could have some rap music if you want if that baby was just kind of
00:10:08.840 you don't even know if you're gonna you know
00:10:10.620 if you're that excited about the baby
00:10:13.020 you know or if you kind of just hooked up with a man and you don't even know that man
00:10:17.620 maybe they have that song
00:10:21.700 pull over the head ass too fast
00:10:24.100 pull over the head ass too fast
00:10:26.540 and they could play that in the delivery room
00:10:28.720 so at least the baby when he comes into the world he kind of knows how he got out there you know
00:10:34.360 or you know he might have it immediately his backstory might be embedded into his tissue
00:10:40.920 by the music
00:10:43.000 because music hides in our bodies boy
00:10:46.440 isn't that fascinating
00:10:49.140 music hides in our bodies
00:10:52.360 i mean i'm you if you
00:10:54.900 you know if you fucking carve me open with a uh
00:10:58.020 with a carve opener or whatever
00:11:00.600 you um
00:11:01.540 i'll probably have a little bit of top 40 in me
00:11:04.680 you're definitely gonna find some goo goo dolls down there by my ass
00:11:08.360 you feel me you're gonna hear you know
00:11:09.720 because music
00:11:12.060 one time a guy you know hit punched me really hard right in the jaw
00:11:16.620 and immediately i started hearing that song um
00:11:20.100 in the end
00:11:21.840 the only thing that matters
00:11:24.560 you know that lincoln park
00:11:27.000 that dude just punches
00:11:28.680 and in the end
00:11:31.100 and that song so you know that was hidden in my jaw or something
00:11:33.940 this dude fucking cracked me and next thing you know
00:11:36.140 i'm lincoln parking boy
00:11:38.500 and that dude parallel parks my ass onto the ground
00:11:42.260 and my brain just you know i got lincoln parked up
00:11:44.660 because music hides in you
00:11:46.460 somebody might hit you with a damn
00:11:49.080 you know
00:11:49.520 if somebody
00:11:50.300 you know might hit you with a damn uh
00:11:53.160 like a beater stick
00:11:55.100 like a stick used for
00:11:56.260 for beating others
00:11:58.160 they hit you with that bitch in the back
00:12:00.500 and next thing you know
00:12:01.320 you start
00:12:01.780 i keep a close watch
00:12:03.860 on this heart of mine
00:12:05.640 they'll beat the fucking johnny cash
00:12:08.040 right out of you
00:12:08.800 that's the thing
00:12:11.580 the music could really hide in our bodies
00:12:13.800 so if when a baby was born
00:12:16.540 they put a little bit of music on
00:12:19.460 that maybe really
00:12:20.500 you put that
00:12:22.340 you know some
00:12:23.560 some just some music
00:12:25.420 like a one of them jamaican guys
00:12:28.340 like kind of a weed
00:12:29.200 you know um
00:12:30.300 who am i thinking of
00:12:32.860 bobby marley
00:12:33.760 bobby marley
00:12:35.100 you know
00:12:36.880 no
00:12:37.440 woman
00:12:38.280 no cry
00:12:39.300 they get that in you
00:12:41.480 and it really affect your system positively
00:12:43.420 i think over time
00:12:44.380 um
00:12:46.280 shout out to everybody
00:12:47.420 and uh
00:12:48.480 support to everybody over there
00:12:49.700 dealing with the hurricane
00:12:50.640 and it's that time of year
00:12:53.580 you know
00:12:53.860 mother nature
00:12:54.500 has got a recipe book out
00:12:55.940 because
00:12:57.940 because you got the summer
00:12:59.560 is kind of
00:13:00.200 settling down
00:13:01.520 you got the rain
00:13:03.260 the rain is coming in
00:13:04.660 winter
00:13:05.800 and mother nature
00:13:08.220 is just kind of flipping through the pages
00:13:09.760 okay
00:13:10.220 what we got
00:13:11.620 okay
00:13:11.880 we got a scattered storm over there
00:13:13.720 you know
00:13:14.860 we got to make an entree out here
00:13:16.640 in the
00:13:17.160 on the coast
00:13:18.560 we're going to mix up a batch of dorian
00:13:20.720 send that bitch up to
00:13:22.580 feed a couple of
00:13:24.020 couple hundred thousand
00:13:25.760 with some
00:13:26.220 water
00:13:27.140 that's what
00:13:29.300 you know
00:13:29.800 it's just that time of year
00:13:30.800 when mother nature
00:13:31.380 really has her recipe book out
00:13:33.240 and can
00:13:34.780 you know
00:13:35.880 when she's brewing up things
00:13:37.200 she's making a batch
00:13:38.360 of something nasty
00:13:39.300 it's that time of year
00:13:42.360 winter's coming
00:13:43.440 that's the
00:13:45.840 you can't
00:13:47.020 winter
00:13:47.580 that thing
00:13:49.600 dude my brother
00:13:51.220 I remember
00:13:51.600 when we were young
00:13:54.200 when we were children
00:13:55.220 we used to wait for the bus
00:13:57.040 and dude
00:13:58.920 getting out there
00:13:59.640 in the bus
00:14:00.180 in the winter time
00:14:01.080 you know
00:14:02.700 it would be like
00:14:03.140 two days a year
00:14:04.180 it would freeze
00:14:04.840 in Louisiana
00:14:05.420 and people were crazy
00:14:07.760 when it would freeze
00:14:08.620 people would just
00:14:10.120 duct tape a blanket
00:14:11.040 around their kid
00:14:11.680 and fucking send them to school
00:14:12.740 just
00:14:13.080 you see
00:14:14.720 you see people
00:14:15.640 walking around school
00:14:16.240 just look like tall
00:14:17.020 just stacks of blanket
00:14:18.140 you have to
00:14:18.980 open up the top
00:14:20.520 and see who it was
00:14:21.360 oh who is this
00:14:22.560 oh
00:14:22.840 that's little Randall
00:14:24.440 right there
00:14:25.020 you know
00:14:26.120 oh look
00:14:27.160 you have to unfold
00:14:28.200 the blanket at the top
00:14:29.180 like oh
00:14:29.540 that's Bridget
00:14:30.700 and Bridget all
00:14:32.460 fucking duct tape
00:14:33.340 kids looking all
00:14:34.080 kidnapped
00:14:34.840 kind of but warm
00:14:36.020 and
00:14:39.040 and
00:14:39.820 you would just get
00:14:40.700 so
00:14:41.120 you know
00:14:42.200 you get out there
00:14:42.860 by the bus stop
00:14:43.560 and breathe in the air
00:14:44.660 and just make them ghosts
00:14:47.300 you know
00:14:47.720 you could see your air
00:14:48.940 you could see
00:14:49.580 your breath living
00:14:51.200 you know
00:14:52.680 just forming outside of you
00:14:54.040 beautiful
00:14:54.540 and it would just be
00:14:57.660 oh
00:14:58.120 and we would do
00:15:00.980 I remember
00:15:01.360 if my hands
00:15:02.380 you know
00:15:02.860 my brother
00:15:03.880 my brother one time
00:15:04.900 sometime would have gas
00:15:05.940 you know
00:15:06.220 body gas
00:15:07.080 you know
00:15:07.860 um
00:15:09.280 you know what I'm talking about
00:15:11.740 body gas man
00:15:12.900 farts
00:15:13.420 and he would give you
00:15:15.920 a set of air mittens
00:15:16.880 dude
00:15:17.080 if your hands
00:15:17.540 was real cold
00:15:18.160 he'd have
00:15:18.560 he'd say
00:15:20.220 hey put them
00:15:20.760 put them over by my butt
00:15:22.040 and he'd
00:15:23.200 hit you with them warm
00:15:24.480 he'd hit you with that
00:15:25.440 a dose of that
00:15:26.080 warm body air
00:15:27.080 and give you those
00:15:28.180 just those hand mittens
00:15:29.160 bro
00:15:29.380 just lace you out
00:15:31.440 with a set of air mittens
00:15:32.460 right there
00:15:33.000 keep your hands warm
00:15:35.200 for about 15
00:15:35.900 18 seconds
00:15:36.660 and that's teamwork
00:15:39.900 too man
00:15:40.620 it really is teamwork
00:15:44.120 you know
00:15:46.740 cause it's
00:15:47.620 that's the thing
00:15:48.480 about being in a winter place
00:15:49.880 it brings people together
00:15:50.960 you get that togetherness
00:15:53.260 you gotta snuggle
00:15:54.440 you know
00:15:56.480 the plants are dying
00:15:57.580 so you gotta take care
00:15:58.680 of each other
00:15:59.200 you know
00:15:59.560 people's lives
00:16:00.540 become more pertinent
00:16:01.620 when you got the winter
00:16:03.740 going on
00:16:04.400 you gotta be careful
00:16:06.420 you can't step
00:16:07.160 certain places
00:16:07.920 because you'll slip
00:16:09.000 you'll die
00:16:09.520 because of the ice
00:16:12.380 so you have to be
00:16:13.360 real careful
00:16:14.580 and I think that
00:16:16.720 things seem a little
00:16:17.380 more precious
00:16:18.060 in the winter time
00:16:19.120 human life does
00:16:20.340 because it's at
00:16:22.020 a little bit more
00:16:22.640 of a rarity
00:16:23.240 it's not as abundant
00:16:25.700 as it is
00:16:26.800 but yeah
00:16:29.740 everybody who's
00:16:31.200 bracing for Dorian
00:16:32.180 and dealing with it
00:16:33.000 good luck to you
00:16:34.360 stay strong out there
00:16:36.340 dude
00:16:36.560 and I say
00:16:36.960 get out there
00:16:37.480 and be a hero
00:16:38.160 get out there
00:16:40.560 and be a damn hero
00:16:41.740 we had a boy
00:16:43.880 in our town
00:16:44.540 boy this dude
00:16:45.180 little Chico
00:16:45.820 they called him
00:16:46.600 and he was black
00:16:48.600 I guess he was
00:16:49.340 he was like a young
00:16:50.320 black gentleman
00:16:51.080 or he might have been
00:16:52.340 just kind of dark Mexican
00:16:53.560 you know
00:16:55.260 kind of like
00:16:55.940 you know
00:16:58.280 like
00:16:58.660 you know
00:16:59.620 dark Mexican
00:17:00.440 and he would
00:17:03.240 get out there
00:17:04.140 and he
00:17:04.600 if a storm was coming
00:17:05.500 he'd get out there
00:17:06.060 with a sword bro
00:17:06.920 this dude
00:17:08.380 he was fearless
00:17:09.320 he'd be out there
00:17:12.280 battling the wind
00:17:13.140 because you know
00:17:13.600 in Louisiana
00:17:14.100 they get them gusts
00:17:16.240 and a gust
00:17:16.980 will hit you
00:17:17.400 at 40 miles an hour
00:17:18.500 and fucking tickle
00:17:19.320 your ass real hard
00:17:20.380 like a pervy uncle
00:17:21.920 bruh
00:17:22.540 a strong wind gust
00:17:24.000 will fucking just
00:17:24.760 make you
00:17:26.660 get you
00:17:27.000 get out
00:17:27.360 all your tenderness
00:17:28.320 and
00:17:30.940 and he would
00:17:32.340 little Chico
00:17:32.900 be out there
00:17:33.620 with a fucking
00:17:34.820 sword bro
00:17:35.580 and he was
00:17:37.320 real real
00:17:38.160 he was real light
00:17:39.340 his bones
00:17:40.840 probably
00:17:41.180 if you were holding
00:17:41.760 all of his bones
00:17:42.400 in your hands
00:17:43.120 you
00:17:44.880 if you weren't
00:17:45.620 you might not even know
00:17:46.520 if you what
00:17:47.020 you might not even know
00:17:47.800 you were holding them
00:17:48.520 that's how light he was
00:17:49.800 he was just
00:17:50.280 you know
00:17:51.160 he didn't have a lot of
00:17:52.020 calcium in him
00:17:53.780 and his daddy
00:17:55.080 was real light
00:17:55.820 his dad
00:17:56.960 I remember one time
00:17:57.660 fell off the roof
00:17:58.580 and just kind of
00:17:59.800 went side to side
00:18:00.800 and then just kind of
00:18:01.440 landed on his stomach
00:18:02.300 real softly
00:18:03.000 so it's just
00:18:05.120 the family
00:18:05.660 not real
00:18:06.360 they had low calcium
00:18:09.020 and that's
00:18:10.460 that's you know
00:18:11.720 it's a
00:18:12.460 I don't know if it's
00:18:13.320 a birth defect
00:18:13.980 or what it is
00:18:14.620 but it's God
00:18:15.520 it's God
00:18:17.160 doing what he likes
00:18:18.160 but little Chico
00:18:20.480 bro
00:18:20.680 oh this dude
00:18:21.300 also the craziest
00:18:22.140 thing about him
00:18:22.960 he always
00:18:23.860 he would look for
00:18:25.340 Easter eggs
00:18:27.280 year round
00:18:28.760 so he was that
00:18:31.580 kind of dude
00:18:32.000 he'd be
00:18:32.420 look you
00:18:32.840 you know
00:18:33.400 you'd be outside
00:18:35.660 and he'd be always
00:18:36.400 looking for Easter eggs
00:18:37.580 and I think he didn't
00:18:40.320 really get the whole
00:18:40.980 concept of an Easter egg
00:18:42.200 hunt
00:18:42.460 he thought it was
00:18:43.340 you know
00:18:45.680 I don't know
00:18:46.060 I guess one of them
00:18:46.740 he went to the first
00:18:47.560 one he ever went to
00:18:48.400 and he just thought
00:18:49.240 that life had changed
00:18:51.600 and now you could
00:18:52.100 always look for him
00:18:53.060 but I remember
00:18:54.320 he'd come over for dinner
00:18:55.180 sometime
00:18:55.540 and he'd fucking
00:18:56.180 spend half the
00:18:56.920 half the meal
00:18:57.620 looking for eggs
00:18:58.420 bro around the house
00:18:59.160 and shit
00:18:59.600 like damn
00:19:01.900 little Chico boy
00:19:02.840 get your little
00:19:04.000 dark Latino ass
00:19:05.200 back here dude
00:19:05.980 we trying to
00:19:06.500 fucking finish off
00:19:07.180 these potatoes
00:19:07.780 boy we ain't
00:19:08.420 getting any cookies
00:19:09.140 little buddy
00:19:09.740 but he really
00:19:12.420 loved Easter eggs
00:19:13.500 man he would
00:19:13.960 always
00:19:14.420 and then he got
00:19:16.640 depressed really
00:19:17.380 I remember a little
00:19:17.980 bit as we got older
00:19:18.640 because he didn't
00:19:19.400 find you know
00:19:19.840 it was so rare
00:19:20.560 that you found eggs
00:19:21.620 and so he
00:19:22.220 you know
00:19:23.560 when you're constantly
00:19:24.180 looking for something
00:19:24.940 and you don't get it
00:19:25.680 sometimes it can really
00:19:26.380 lead to some depression
00:19:27.320 but that's life
00:19:28.840 what else is going on
00:19:32.340 I've been in training
00:19:33.600 in Atlanta
00:19:34.380 for a week
00:19:35.100 training
00:19:35.940 we did training
00:19:38.220 for movie training
00:19:40.280 and working with
00:19:43.000 it was like
00:19:43.620 working with
00:19:44.520 you had assault rifles
00:19:47.320 AR-15s
00:19:48.460 and you had
00:19:49.620 Navy SEAL trainers
00:19:50.760 training people
00:19:51.940 how to interact
00:19:53.060 with the weaponry
00:19:53.880 how to use
00:19:54.440 the weaponry
00:19:55.140 how to maneuver
00:19:57.440 and move
00:19:58.100 as a group
00:19:58.760 really next level
00:20:03.260 type of stuff
00:20:03.980 I think
00:20:04.480 just handling
00:20:05.900 that piece
00:20:06.620 because you
00:20:07.260 I want to get out
00:20:07.880 there and fucking
00:20:08.280 Clint Eastwood
00:20:09.040 you know
00:20:09.780 I hold an AR-15
00:20:10.760 to the side
00:20:11.400 and just
00:20:11.820 and but it's
00:20:14.140 very organized
00:20:15.100 and very
00:20:15.700 and we got to
00:20:17.060 shoot blanks
00:20:18.800 we got to shoot
00:20:19.380 blanks
00:20:20.460 which was
00:20:21.420 film blanks
00:20:22.860 and so they make
00:20:23.440 a louder
00:20:24.000 flash
00:20:25.300 than regular
00:20:26.080 bullets do
00:20:26.900 and they make
00:20:28.200 a louder sound
00:20:29.320 but they don't
00:20:30.880 have any
00:20:31.520 projectile
00:20:32.720 so that was
00:20:35.160 kind of interesting
00:20:35.680 to see
00:20:36.020 and we learned
00:20:37.680 also though
00:20:38.460 that
00:20:39.120 the blanks
00:20:40.980 even if you had
00:20:41.500 like a water bottle
00:20:42.380 the man showed us
00:20:43.740 and you shot it
00:20:44.460 from about
00:20:44.980 six feet away
00:20:46.460 it would
00:20:47.220 obliterate it
00:20:48.080 so even the
00:20:49.940 blanks
00:20:50.380 the air blast
00:20:51.220 that comes out
00:20:51.800 of the weaponry
00:20:52.560 is extremely
00:20:53.800 severe
00:20:54.340 so you have
00:20:56.060 to be
00:20:56.720 cognizant
00:20:57.240 of that
00:20:57.620 you can't
00:20:58.960 just be
00:20:59.420 you know
00:20:59.860 shooting blanks
00:21:00.520 at people
00:21:00.940 because people
00:21:02.420 will bleed
00:21:02.940 to death
00:21:03.460 but
00:21:05.160 what else
00:21:06.400 did we do
00:21:07.020 you know
00:21:09.460 it was just
00:21:09.980 like you get
00:21:10.500 there
00:21:10.880 and there's
00:21:11.260 the script
00:21:11.840 there's the
00:21:12.160 table read
00:21:12.940 and everybody's
00:21:13.940 you know
00:21:15.840 it was just
00:21:16.160 a lot
00:21:16.580 it was a lot
00:21:17.100 in one week
00:21:17.720 and just
00:21:18.120 kind of seeing
00:21:19.360 what's going
00:21:19.820 on with it
00:21:20.420 and
00:21:20.740 and getting
00:21:23.460 to meet
00:21:23.740 Christopher Pratt
00:21:24.460 we'd never
00:21:24.880 met
00:21:25.240 very nice
00:21:26.000 man
00:21:26.380 the director
00:21:27.300 everybody there
00:21:27.860 beautiful people
00:21:28.780 that's uh
00:21:29.940 but I was there
00:21:31.540 for a week
00:21:32.200 and then I went
00:21:33.380 to
00:21:34.180 Biloxi
00:21:35.580 and a call
00:21:37.260 actually came
00:21:37.800 in from
00:21:38.100 Biloxi
00:21:38.540 and I'll
00:21:38.800 hit that
00:21:39.100 one right
00:21:39.420 here
00:21:39.740 um
00:21:40.720 here we
00:21:41.220 go
00:21:41.800 yo
00:21:42.780 tio
00:21:43.340 what's up
00:21:44.080 this is
00:21:44.640 john
00:21:44.980 mcree
00:21:45.580 from
00:21:45.880 spanish
00:21:46.440 fort
00:21:46.700 alabama
00:21:47.540 what's up
00:21:48.480 john
00:21:48.820 in spanish
00:21:49.320 fort
00:21:49.700 and I got
00:21:50.920 a stepsister
00:21:51.640 that lives
00:21:51.980 over there
00:21:52.280 in spanish
00:21:52.760 fort
00:21:53.100 over there
00:21:53.560 and they're
00:21:54.600 doing well
00:21:55.120 unless she
00:21:55.420 got two
00:21:55.780 children
00:21:56.140 one of them
00:21:56.520 is a
00:21:56.920 ginger
00:21:57.400 real tall
00:21:58.300 tall
00:21:59.240 ganger
00:21:59.680 onward
00:22:00.560 just calling
00:22:02.060 to let you
00:22:02.580 know man
00:22:03.100 you did
00:22:03.560 the damn
00:22:04.100 thing
00:22:04.680 in Biloxi
00:22:05.520 last night
00:22:06.320 my wife
00:22:07.260 and I
00:22:07.680 are still
00:22:08.600 laughing
00:22:09.020 and talking
00:22:09.480 about the
00:22:10.080 show man
00:22:10.660 we had a
00:22:11.720 fucking blast
00:22:12.700 uh
00:22:13.580 everything you
00:22:14.280 said was
00:22:14.960 fucking
00:22:15.440 hilarious
00:22:16.020 and on point
00:22:16.660 at all
00:22:17.000 time
00:22:17.440 the show
00:22:18.880 was great
00:22:20.020 the opening
00:22:21.340 ad
00:22:21.840 was
00:22:23.020 fucking
00:22:23.760 amazing
00:22:24.360 everything
00:22:24.820 was perfect
00:22:25.600 man
00:22:25.940 the show
00:22:26.340 went off
00:22:27.020 except for
00:22:28.180 the knucklehead
00:22:28.880 lady sitting
00:22:29.520 behind me
00:22:30.200 uh
00:22:31.000 but you
00:22:31.320 called her
00:22:31.740 out on
00:22:32.060 that bullshit
00:22:32.680 uh
00:22:33.700 with her
00:22:34.040 loud ass
00:22:34.820 gang
00:22:35.740 gang
00:22:36.640 there you
00:22:37.880 go
00:22:38.080 thanks for
00:22:38.440 calling man
00:22:39.100 yeah that
00:22:39.660 was fun
00:22:40.040 in Biloxi
00:22:40.600 that lady
00:22:41.720 I did
00:22:42.020 call her
00:22:42.420 out dude
00:22:43.000 that was
00:22:43.540 good too
00:22:44.040 she said
00:22:44.780 oh you
00:22:46.000 should have
00:22:46.240 a mexican
00:22:46.820 kid
00:22:47.160 I remember
00:22:47.500 she yelled
00:22:48.120 and I was
00:22:49.080 like well
00:22:49.300 if I want
00:22:49.660 to have
00:22:49.860 a loud
00:22:50.480 kid
00:22:50.960 I'll come
00:22:51.640 talk to
00:22:52.080 you
00:22:52.360 that's
00:22:52.800 what I
00:22:53.060 said
00:22:53.340 so we
00:22:55.020 really put
00:22:55.560 her in
00:22:55.900 the silence
00:22:56.560 booth
00:22:56.920 didn't we
00:22:57.400 yeah man
00:22:58.300 Biloxi's
00:22:58.840 crazy
00:22:59.080 you down
00:22:59.320 there on
00:22:59.540 the gulf
00:22:59.920 coast
00:23:00.280 you
00:23:00.460 dude
00:23:00.780 they got
00:23:01.300 everything
00:23:02.200 they got
00:23:03.080 fish swimming
00:23:03.860 through the
00:23:04.240 air down
00:23:04.740 there
00:23:05.020 they got
00:23:05.620 trout
00:23:06.080 they got
00:23:06.520 this
00:23:06.940 they got
00:23:07.680 carp
00:23:08.440 you know
00:23:09.140 they got
00:23:09.500 carpenters
00:23:10.120 you'll see
00:23:10.440 carpenters
00:23:11.100 but it's
00:23:11.440 just four
00:23:12.020 fish
00:23:12.540 fucking
00:23:13.220 doing some
00:23:13.680 drywall
00:23:14.360 I mean
00:23:15.120 they got
00:23:15.620 real fish
00:23:16.360 fish
00:23:16.380 everywhere
00:23:16.820 it's
00:23:17.820 real
00:23:18.100 just
00:23:18.320 fish
00:23:18.620 ridiculous
00:23:19.180 down
00:23:19.520 there
00:23:19.880 but thank
00:23:22.640 you guys
00:23:22.900 for coming
00:23:23.220 out
00:23:23.420 it was a lot
00:23:23.880 of fun
00:23:24.320 man it was
00:23:24.920 fun
00:23:25.140 so many
00:23:25.460 people
00:23:25.700 came
00:23:26.080 you know
00:23:27.240 and
00:23:27.480 just to be
00:23:29.160 down there
00:23:29.420 on the
00:23:29.640 gulf coast
00:23:30.340 and you
00:23:31.320 can't even
00:23:31.660 get any
00:23:32.140 cocaine
00:23:32.560 down there
00:23:32.900 because it's
00:23:33.240 wet
00:23:33.560 everything's wet
00:23:35.600 down there
00:23:35.880 you find an
00:23:36.260 oyster in the
00:23:36.800 damn cocaine
00:23:37.460 you'll do
00:23:38.260 half a line
00:23:38.940 and fucking
00:23:39.320 next thing
00:23:39.740 you know
00:23:39.940 you got
00:23:40.200 a pearl
00:23:40.660 you know
00:23:41.060 you just
00:23:41.620 you got
00:23:42.580 a pearl
00:23:43.660 that you
00:23:44.040 found
00:23:44.400 so it's
00:23:45.060 it's a
00:23:46.640 different place
00:23:47.280 man but
00:23:47.820 it was
00:23:48.220 yeah it was
00:23:49.420 a joy
00:23:49.820 bro
00:23:50.100 it was a
00:23:50.980 real real
00:23:51.360 joy over
00:23:51.900 there
00:23:52.180 and people
00:23:53.280 came out
00:23:53.760 what else
00:23:54.160 happened
00:23:54.480 man
00:23:54.860 I was
00:23:55.640 going to
00:23:55.820 tell you
00:23:56.120 guys about
00:23:56.560 something
00:23:56.880 that happened
00:23:57.520 something
00:24:01.240 that
00:24:01.840 that I was
00:24:03.320 thinking about
00:24:04.120 oh
00:24:04.460 Louisiana won
00:24:05.800 the Little
00:24:06.080 League World
00:24:06.560 Series
00:24:06.940 that's what I
00:24:08.300 was thinking
00:24:08.600 about
00:24:08.780 I want to
00:24:09.040 say congratulations
00:24:09.820 to them
00:24:10.260 boys
00:24:10.660 Southwest
00:24:11.700 baby that
00:24:12.460 team
00:24:12.920 and they
00:24:14.460 took it
00:24:15.100 they beat
00:24:15.620 Curacao
00:24:16.120 they beat
00:24:17.000 Hawaii
00:24:17.560 and what I'm
00:24:18.960 saying is
00:24:19.360 they beat
00:24:19.820 everybody
00:24:20.440 son
00:24:20.900 a bunch
00:24:22.380 of little
00:24:22.700 freaking
00:24:23.100 little gator
00:24:24.360 tails from
00:24:25.000 over there
00:24:25.340 in Louisiana
00:24:26.480 man from
00:24:27.060 River Ridge
00:24:27.900 from over
00:24:29.100 there outside
00:24:29.540 of New Orleans
00:24:30.160 they really
00:24:30.580 got it done
00:24:31.200 so congratulations
00:24:31.880 to them
00:24:32.480 little boys
00:24:33.100 and dude
00:24:34.740 I remember
00:24:35.340 bro being
00:24:35.880 in Little
00:24:36.840 League
00:24:37.420 I was so
00:24:40.080 fucking
00:24:40.640 bad
00:24:41.060 at
00:24:41.240 baseball
00:24:41.780 dude
00:24:43.240 I was
00:24:43.580 bad
00:24:44.360 I was
00:24:45.620 bad
00:24:45.960 at
00:24:46.120 baseball
00:24:46.580 dude
00:24:47.380 they put
00:24:47.640 me in
00:24:47.900 left field
00:24:48.440 and then
00:24:48.720 at one
00:24:48.980 point
00:24:49.180 they put
00:24:49.560 me in
00:24:50.000 double
00:24:50.680 left field
00:24:51.500 bro
00:24:51.780 I wasn't
00:24:52.760 even on
00:24:53.040 the field
00:24:53.320 I was like
00:24:53.740 you know
00:24:54.600 if you go to
00:24:55.000 left field
00:24:55.640 there's a line
00:24:56.680 right there
00:24:57.120 where it's
00:24:57.480 out of bounds
00:24:58.140 and they put
00:24:58.700 me over
00:24:59.260 there one
00:24:59.800 time
00:25:00.200 so at
00:25:04.640 that point
00:25:05.020 you're like
00:25:05.600 an assistant
00:25:06.080 coach
00:25:06.540 really
00:25:06.880 and I
00:25:08.320 remember
00:25:08.940 dude I
00:25:10.080 remember
00:25:10.300 one time
00:25:10.960 they put
00:25:11.380 me so
00:25:11.920 far out
00:25:12.520 there
00:25:12.740 I was
00:25:13.000 about
00:25:13.200 these
00:25:13.360 woods
00:25:13.760 I was
00:25:14.060 about
00:25:14.320 probably
00:25:15.180 about
00:25:15.340 11-12
00:25:16.020 feet deep
00:25:16.580 into some
00:25:17.000 woods
00:25:17.420 and
00:25:18.840 I could
00:25:20.360 barely even
00:25:20.780 hear the
00:25:21.120 game
00:25:21.500 so that's
00:25:23.120 you know
00:25:24.240 and I
00:25:24.660 remember
00:25:24.940 they had
00:25:25.480 a couple
00:25:25.700 mushrooms
00:25:26.240 out there
00:25:26.960 and I
00:25:27.660 remember
00:25:27.880 eating a
00:25:28.280 couple
00:25:28.460 of those
00:25:28.760 bitches
00:25:29.060 boy
00:25:29.580 and look
00:25:32.260 you playing
00:25:34.460 baseball
00:25:34.960 and you
00:25:35.860 have a
00:25:36.100 couple
00:25:36.260 mushrooms
00:25:36.860 bro
00:25:37.220 the whole
00:25:40.460 world
00:25:40.960 becomes the
00:25:41.520 outfield
00:25:42.100 dude I
00:25:43.440 I don't
00:25:44.520 know what
00:25:44.860 game I
00:25:45.240 was playing
00:25:45.740 dude I
00:25:47.300 was playing
00:25:47.980 connect 4
00:25:48.960 inside of
00:25:49.400 my brain
00:25:49.960 bro
00:25:50.240 I was
00:25:51.120 trying to
00:25:51.380 rearrange
00:25:51.780 my toes
00:25:52.400 I was
00:25:52.620 trying to
00:25:52.840 put them
00:25:53.040 in a
00:25:53.220 more
00:25:53.500 I was
00:25:54.460 looking at
00:25:54.700 my feet
00:25:55.040 I remember
00:25:55.300 thinking if I
00:25:55.820 could put
00:25:56.060 my toes
00:25:56.460 in a more
00:25:56.780 effective
00:25:57.200 order
00:25:57.640 and that
00:25:59.400 was just
00:25:59.960 so you
00:26:01.980 got to be
00:26:02.280 careful sometimes
00:26:02.740 with those
00:26:03.060 games you
00:26:03.620 know these
00:26:03.880 kids some
00:26:04.420 of the
00:26:04.600 kids they
00:26:05.000 didn't and
00:26:05.780 my favorite
00:26:06.200 thing was
00:26:06.480 getting the
00:26:06.820 snow cone
00:26:07.340 at the end
00:26:07.860 after the
00:26:08.240 game
00:26:08.540 you know
00:26:10.320 you're a
00:26:10.680 shitty
00:26:10.940 baseball
00:26:11.540 player when
00:26:12.200 your favorite
00:26:12.720 part of the
00:26:13.220 sport is
00:26:13.820 getting that
00:26:14.340 snack after
00:26:15.180 that's that
00:26:18.220 you know
00:26:18.540 that's when
00:26:19.280 I remember
00:26:20.680 the coach
00:26:21.120 sometimes he
00:26:21.660 would say
00:26:21.900 hey Theo
00:26:22.280 go sit in
00:26:22.760 my truck
00:26:23.200 make sure
00:26:23.600 it's cooling
00:26:24.040 off that's
00:26:24.580 what he would
00:26:24.860 say because
00:26:26.140 he'd keep
00:26:26.480 the AC
00:26:26.840 running in
00:26:27.660 there and
00:26:29.280 I'd sit in
00:26:29.680 there for
00:26:29.900 20 minutes
00:26:30.460 while the
00:26:30.700 other kids
00:26:30.980 were practicing
00:26:31.540 and just
00:26:32.100 fuck I
00:26:32.680 must have
00:26:32.920 been horrible
00:26:33.560 god I
00:26:35.720 must have
00:26:35.920 been horrible
00:26:36.300 at this
00:26:36.660 shit
00:26:37.000 damn
00:26:38.620 so Bear
00:26:41.480 Grills
00:26:42.020 y'all know
00:26:42.540 him
00:26:42.740 and the
00:26:44.120 funny thing
00:26:44.500 is his
00:26:45.380 name Bear
00:26:45.980 Grills
00:26:46.540 but never
00:26:47.180 once have
00:26:47.680 I seen
00:26:48.060 him eating
00:26:48.700 any
00:26:49.300 Kodiak
00:26:51.440 boy
00:26:51.820 brown
00:26:52.760 black
00:26:53.740 grizzly
00:26:54.720 polar
00:26:55.440 bear
00:26:56.840 I haven't
00:26:57.880 seen him
00:26:58.240 grill up
00:26:58.700 one slice
00:26:59.540 of bear
00:26:59.960 bro you
00:27:01.580 can't have
00:27:01.960 a name
00:27:02.480 and not
00:27:03.060 do it
00:27:03.640 okay
00:27:04.400 what if
00:27:05.620 your name
00:27:05.920 was Wizard
00:27:06.560 Daddy
00:27:07.000 and you
00:27:08.220 don't do
00:27:08.500 any spells
00:27:09.140 bro
00:27:09.480 then that's
00:27:11.480 really not
00:27:11.940 really neat
00:27:12.920 is it
00:27:13.400 then you're
00:27:14.100 not living
00:27:14.460 up to your
00:27:14.840 name
00:27:15.200 or what if
00:27:16.660 your name
00:27:16.900 is Blind
00:27:17.440 Simon
00:27:17.980 but when
00:27:19.380 people say
00:27:19.820 Simon you
00:27:20.420 don't even
00:27:20.820 react and
00:27:22.320 you can see
00:27:22.840 really well
00:27:23.600 then you're
00:27:24.940 not who you
00:27:25.420 say you
00:27:25.840 are
00:27:26.180 Bear
00:27:26.980 grills
00:27:27.360 first of
00:27:27.760 all grill
00:27:28.300 up a little
00:27:28.740 bit of
00:27:29.520 bear
00:27:29.800 I'd like
00:27:30.700 to see
00:27:30.960 you carve
00:27:31.360 up a
00:27:31.660 fucking
00:27:31.900 cut a
00:27:32.300 cub
00:27:32.720 baby
00:27:33.160 okay
00:27:34.480 and gum
00:27:35.260 that shit
00:27:35.780 down
00:27:36.300 you know
00:27:38.360 how strong
00:27:39.380 you would
00:27:39.680 be
00:27:39.980 so Bear
00:27:41.360 grills
00:27:41.640 don't even
00:27:42.040 grill
00:27:42.280 bear
00:27:42.640 but
00:27:45.420 he got
00:27:46.080 stung
00:27:46.320 by a
00:27:46.960 bee
00:27:47.300 and had
00:27:49.040 to be
00:27:49.600 rushed
00:27:50.140 out by
00:27:50.540 paramedics
00:27:51.220 and I'll
00:27:53.080 say this
00:27:53.460 man
00:27:53.760 if you
00:27:54.080 don't
00:27:54.220 think
00:27:54.420 that
00:27:54.660 bees
00:27:55.100 are
00:27:55.280 the
00:27:55.440 Doberman
00:27:55.900 pinchers
00:27:56.460 of the
00:27:56.880 devil
00:27:57.180 bees
00:27:59.540 are
00:27:59.860 Satan's
00:28:00.640 little
00:28:01.120 German
00:28:02.000 shepherds
00:28:02.720 think
00:28:04.500 about
00:28:04.720 a
00:28:04.880 bee
00:28:05.160 think
00:28:06.860 about
00:28:07.100 a
00:28:07.220 bee
00:28:07.360 man
00:28:07.700 they
00:28:09.600 come
00:28:10.680 around
00:28:11.160 bro
00:28:11.460 and
00:28:12.060 they
00:28:12.260 fuck
00:28:12.740 you
00:28:12.980 up
00:28:13.400 think
00:28:16.320 about
00:28:16.560 that
00:28:16.920 imagine
00:28:18.280 if
00:28:18.500 somebody
00:28:18.900 ran
00:28:19.280 over
00:28:19.560 by
00:28:19.880 you
00:28:20.100 you're
00:28:20.400 hanging
00:28:20.640 out
00:28:20.860 at
00:28:20.980 the
00:28:21.120 park
00:28:21.380 you're
00:28:21.580 having
00:28:21.740 a
00:28:21.920 little
00:28:22.060 cut
00:28:22.340 of
00:28:22.480 ham
00:28:22.780 or
00:28:22.940 something
00:28:23.260 you know
00:28:24.260 you may
00:28:24.600 be
00:28:24.720 having
00:28:24.900 a
00:28:25.060 couple
00:28:25.240 ganger
00:28:25.640 snaps
00:28:26.160 or
00:28:26.360 whatever
00:28:26.720 doing
00:28:27.080 something
00:28:27.420 natural
00:28:27.980 you
00:28:29.020 having
00:28:29.180 a
00:28:29.380 lemonade
00:28:29.720 bro
00:28:30.100 but
00:28:30.280 you
00:28:30.400 cut
00:28:30.640 it
00:28:30.760 down
00:28:30.940 with
00:28:31.100 water
00:28:31.360 a
00:28:31.560 little
00:28:31.680 because
00:28:31.960 it's
00:28:32.160 too
00:28:32.340 sugar
00:28:32.740 and
00:28:34.280 somebody
00:28:34.760 runs
00:28:35.240 up
00:28:35.520 bruh
00:28:35.860 a
00:28:36.200 little
00:28:36.400 dude
00:28:36.800 bruh
00:28:37.140 runs
00:28:37.600 up
00:28:37.960 pulls
00:28:38.540 out
00:28:38.700 a
00:28:38.860 fucking
00:28:39.120 knife
00:28:39.640 fucking
00:28:40.820 pokes
00:28:41.260 you
00:28:41.420 like
00:28:41.680 that
00:28:42.120 and
00:28:43.600 then
00:28:44.020 he
00:28:44.560 dies
00:28:46.720 that's
00:28:49.600 a
00:28:49.720 bee
00:28:49.900 that's
00:28:52.120 a
00:28:52.240 bee
00:28:52.400 man
00:28:52.700 that's
00:28:53.860 what
00:28:54.000 a
00:28:54.140 bee
00:28:54.300 do
00:28:54.600 bees
00:28:57.020 do
00:28:58.200 that
00:28:58.420 kind
00:28:58.640 of
00:28:58.760 shit
00:28:59.000 bruh
00:28:59.400 a
00:29:00.280 bee
00:29:00.400 would
00:29:00.580 kill
00:29:00.840 you
00:29:00.980 if
00:29:01.100 it
00:29:01.220 could
00:29:01.420 the
00:29:01.600 problem
00:29:01.860 is
00:29:02.020 God
00:29:02.340 don't
00:29:02.540 give
00:29:02.720 a
00:29:02.840 bee
00:29:02.960 a
00:29:03.120 strong
00:29:03.380 enough
00:29:03.580 sword
00:29:03.940 just
00:29:05.340 to
00:29:05.500 fucking
00:29:05.760 hurt
00:29:06.060 you
00:29:06.340 but
00:29:08.220 bear
00:29:08.440 if
00:29:08.560 you
00:29:08.660 can't
00:29:08.880 handle
00:29:09.080 a
00:29:09.220 bee
00:29:09.440 sting
00:29:09.820 dude
00:29:10.660 I
00:29:10.820 remember
00:29:11.120 getting
00:29:11.400 stung
00:29:11.700 by
00:29:11.880 a
00:29:12.040 bee
00:29:12.220 bro
00:29:12.420 and
00:29:12.580 both
00:29:12.880 of
00:29:12.980 my
00:29:13.120 fucking
00:29:13.440 eyelids
00:29:13.980 boy
00:29:14.240 at
00:29:14.380 the
00:29:14.500 park
00:29:14.780 one
00:29:14.960 time
00:29:15.160 during
00:29:15.340 summer
00:29:15.680 camp
00:29:16.060 and
00:29:17.140 I
00:29:17.300 still
00:29:17.760 had
00:29:17.960 to
00:29:18.040 go
00:29:18.140 to
00:29:18.260 camp
00:29:18.620 my
00:29:19.880 mom
00:29:20.040 didn't
00:29:20.220 give
00:29:20.360 a
00:29:20.460 damn
00:29:20.620 you
00:29:20.740 can't
00:29:21.040 see
00:29:21.240 do
00:29:21.440 well
00:29:21.800 you
00:29:23.540 know
00:29:23.680 God
00:29:23.960 wants
00:29:24.180 you
00:29:24.260 to
00:29:24.380 relax
00:29:24.760 on
00:29:24.900 the
00:29:25.000 inside
00:29:25.280 a
00:29:25.540 little
00:29:25.640 bit
00:29:25.800 and
00:29:25.920 calm
00:29:26.160 down
00:29:26.560 you
00:29:27.760 know
00:29:27.900 you
00:29:28.280 just
00:29:28.520 darkened
00:29:28.980 out
00:29:29.160 but
00:29:29.300 you
00:29:29.420 still
00:29:29.700 have
00:29:29.880 to
00:29:29.980 go
00:29:30.080 to
00:29:30.200 summer
00:29:30.420 camp
00:29:30.780 I
00:29:31.960 don't
00:29:32.080 give
00:29:32.240 a
00:29:32.340 damn
00:29:32.480 I
00:29:32.600 want
00:29:32.720 to
00:29:32.820 put
00:29:32.940 some
00:29:33.080 calamine
00:29:33.480 lotion
00:29:33.920 on
00:29:34.100 my
00:29:34.240 forehead
00:29:34.840 she
00:29:36.320 even
00:29:36.480 put
00:29:36.600 it
00:29:36.680 on
00:29:36.760 my
00:29:36.900 eyes
00:29:37.300 I
00:29:37.420 remember
00:29:37.760 made
00:29:38.000 me
00:29:38.120 go
00:29:38.380 maybe
00:29:38.660 drink
00:29:38.880 a
00:29:39.040 whole
00:29:39.260 bunch
00:29:39.480 of
00:29:39.600 water
00:29:40.000 that
00:29:41.600 shit
00:29:41.740 was
00:29:41.900 horrible
00:29:42.240 boy
00:29:42.640 but
00:29:43.240 different
00:29:43.680 times
00:29:44.100 man
00:29:44.520 but
00:29:45.380 Bear
00:29:45.640 Grills
00:29:46.060 boy
00:29:46.460 you
00:29:47.500 can't
00:29:47.720 handle
00:29:47.920 a
00:29:48.060 bee
00:29:48.280 stink
00:29:48.680 that's
00:29:50.240 crazy
00:29:50.820 oh
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00:34:31.780 part
00:34:32.100 then I
00:34:32.480 can be
00:34:33.880 more effective
00:34:34.640 and actually
00:34:36.020 you know
00:34:36.780 breaking a
00:34:38.200 sweat and
00:34:38.580 doing that
00:34:38.900 kind of
00:34:39.160 stuff
00:34:39.480 it's a
00:34:40.400 good use
00:34:40.900 of my
00:34:41.200 time
00:34:41.480 because it
00:34:42.020 takes me
00:34:43.500 out of my
00:34:43.780 brain
00:34:44.180 and this
00:34:45.860 morning I
00:34:46.260 was thinking
00:34:46.660 man I
00:34:46.980 was having
00:34:48.400 to do
00:34:48.680 these like
00:34:49.280 sled pushes
00:34:50.260 and stuff
00:34:50.900 and I
00:34:52.160 was like
00:34:52.560 man sometimes
00:34:53.320 when I
00:34:53.740 kept thinking
00:34:54.260 like oh
00:34:54.680 this is
00:34:55.000 hard
00:34:55.360 it was
00:34:55.760 hard
00:34:56.160 but then
00:34:57.460 at one
00:34:57.760 point I
00:34:58.100 was like
00:34:58.560 why don't I
00:34:59.740 quit thinking
00:35:00.280 with my
00:35:00.660 brain
00:35:01.080 and just
00:35:01.980 think with
00:35:02.320 my body
00:35:02.840 you know
00:35:04.460 why don't I
00:35:04.760 just let my
00:35:05.200 body take
00:35:05.980 control of
00:35:06.540 the moment
00:35:07.000 instead of
00:35:08.020 sitting there
00:35:08.320 thinking this
00:35:08.780 is hard
00:35:09.180 why don't I
00:35:09.500 just use my
00:35:10.060 legs and
00:35:10.600 see how
00:35:11.000 hard it
00:35:11.320 really is
00:35:12.020 and once
00:35:13.920 I did
00:35:14.240 that I
00:35:14.640 started
00:35:14.900 feeling
00:35:15.380 I was
00:35:16.120 like oh
00:35:16.320 this isn't
00:35:16.700 as hard
00:35:17.080 as I
00:35:17.300 thought it
00:35:17.580 was
00:35:18.020 and it
00:35:20.680 made me
00:35:20.960 think of
00:35:21.260 a lot of
00:35:21.580 times like
00:35:21.960 when I
00:35:22.340 you know
00:35:22.920 I used
00:35:23.660 to lay
00:35:23.920 in bed
00:35:24.200 a lot
00:35:24.580 and just
00:35:24.840 start my
00:35:25.260 brain would
00:35:25.680 just run
00:35:26.240 and start
00:35:26.640 thinking
00:35:26.920 negative
00:35:27.380 right when
00:35:28.560 I wake
00:35:28.920 up my
00:35:30.020 brain just
00:35:30.680 man you
00:35:31.500 got this
00:35:31.920 this thing
00:35:32.780 is dealing
00:35:33.140 hanging over
00:35:33.620 your head
00:35:34.040 and this
00:35:34.620 and you
00:35:35.620 know maybe
00:35:35.920 here's a
00:35:36.300 lie that
00:35:36.720 you told
00:35:37.160 and you
00:35:37.880 haven't
00:35:38.040 really
00:35:38.320 straightened
00:35:39.320 it out
00:35:39.620 yet and
00:35:40.040 that comes
00:35:40.460 back land
00:35:41.640 on my
00:35:41.960 shoulder
00:35:42.780 like a
00:35:43.180 bird
00:35:43.420 every
00:35:43.680 morning
00:35:44.040 and then
00:35:45.140 this
00:35:45.360 problem
00:35:45.740 you know
00:35:46.020 you got
00:35:46.280 this
00:35:46.600 you know
00:35:48.140 you know
00:35:50.760 you got
00:35:51.020 this
00:35:51.340 business
00:35:52.100 thing
00:35:52.440 you got
00:35:52.700 to take
00:35:52.960 care of
00:35:53.400 and you
00:35:53.600 need to
00:35:53.940 respond
00:35:54.320 all these
00:35:54.780 little birds
00:35:55.380 land on my
00:35:56.040 shoulders
00:35:56.420 right when
00:35:56.760 I wake
00:35:57.080 up and
00:35:57.380 it's all
00:35:57.760 and it's
00:35:58.360 negative
00:35:58.700 chirping
00:35:59.180 but that's
00:36:00.980 just if I
00:36:01.360 lay there
00:36:01.720 and listen
00:36:02.060 to my
00:36:02.340 brain
00:36:02.720 but if
00:36:03.640 I get
00:36:03.900 moving
00:36:04.280 and get
00:36:04.500 my feet
00:36:04.860 going
00:36:05.100 and get
00:36:05.360 into my
00:36:05.660 body
00:36:06.020 then I
00:36:06.740 find
00:36:07.180 oh wow
00:36:08.020 I'm getting
00:36:09.740 things done
00:36:10.280 my brain's
00:36:10.720 not able to
00:36:11.120 just talk
00:36:11.540 to me
00:36:11.900 because I'm
00:36:12.500 actually taking
00:36:12.980 control
00:36:13.380 I'm doing
00:36:13.820 something
00:36:14.440 and then I
00:36:17.960 was thinking
00:36:18.380 man maybe
00:36:19.080 one of the
00:36:20.560 reasons why
00:36:21.160 a lot of
00:36:21.580 young men
00:36:22.220 in my
00:36:23.740 generation
00:36:24.300 and the
00:36:24.620 generation
00:36:25.000 after me
00:36:25.680 are struggling
00:36:26.440 with mental
00:36:26.860 health
00:36:27.280 or just
00:36:28.640 you know
00:36:29.320 more caught
00:36:29.820 up in our
00:36:30.200 feelings
00:36:30.620 and our
00:36:30.940 emotions
00:36:31.400 and shit
00:36:31.880 is because
00:36:32.500 we don't
00:36:34.520 use our
00:36:34.900 bodies as
00:36:35.600 much as
00:36:35.900 we used
00:36:36.280 to
00:36:36.560 like our
00:36:38.500 fathers
00:36:39.000 and our
00:36:40.260 grandfathers
00:36:40.780 they had to
00:36:41.480 a lot
00:36:41.920 of them
00:36:42.160 worked
00:36:42.440 more
00:36:42.860 labor
00:36:43.280 jobs
00:36:43.960 you know
00:36:44.980 a lot
00:36:45.340 of them
00:36:45.620 there wasn't
00:36:46.500 everything
00:36:47.240 wasn't
00:36:47.580 automated
00:36:48.020 they had
00:36:48.380 to move
00:36:48.980 more
00:36:49.180 they had
00:36:49.460 to do
00:36:49.840 more
00:36:50.080 things
00:36:50.560 so they
00:36:51.540 were more
00:36:51.960 in their
00:36:52.380 body
00:36:52.780 they were
00:36:53.660 taking
00:36:53.900 action
00:36:54.400 physical
00:36:54.840 action
00:36:55.400 whereas
00:36:57.260 now
00:36:57.700 it's
00:36:57.940 like
00:36:58.220 a lot
00:36:59.600 of us
00:36:59.860 aren't
00:37:00.080 a lot
00:37:00.340 of those
00:37:00.620 jobs
00:37:00.880 don't
00:37:01.120 exist
00:37:01.620 things
00:37:01.900 are
00:37:02.040 more
00:37:02.220 automated
00:37:02.820 so we
00:37:04.180 get
00:37:04.560 more
00:37:06.060 in our
00:37:06.360 brain
00:37:06.720 you know
00:37:09.280 and I
00:37:09.500 think our
00:37:09.800 brains
00:37:10.120 just aren't
00:37:10.520 used to
00:37:10.940 being able
00:37:11.320 to
00:37:11.580 just be
00:37:12.520 so
00:37:12.760 sedentary
00:37:13.520 and when
00:37:15.340 the brain
00:37:15.660 gets
00:37:15.880 sedentary
00:37:16.560 you know
00:37:16.860 and just
00:37:17.100 sits
00:37:17.400 around
00:37:17.800 and it's
00:37:18.160 not
00:37:18.460 you know
00:37:20.640 it's
00:37:20.920 when it's
00:37:21.540 when your
00:37:21.900 body's
00:37:22.260 moving
00:37:22.460 when your
00:37:22.640 brain has
00:37:23.020 to kind
00:37:23.320 of like
00:37:23.620 control
00:37:24.060 just
00:37:24.320 function
00:37:24.680 of what's
00:37:25.040 going
00:37:25.260 on
00:37:25.680 but when
00:37:26.860 or when
00:37:27.520 my body's
00:37:28.120 moving
00:37:28.380 when my
00:37:29.080 body's
00:37:29.460 still
00:37:29.800 my brain
00:37:30.420 just starts
00:37:30.780 to just
00:37:31.120 swirl
00:37:31.520 you know
00:37:33.140 it just
00:37:33.380 starts to
00:37:33.780 just
00:37:34.120 pontificate
00:37:35.720 and
00:37:35.980 consider
00:37:37.640 and
00:37:38.220 worry
00:37:39.360 but if
00:37:41.520 I keep
00:37:41.780 my body
00:37:42.180 moving
00:37:42.400 my brain
00:37:42.820 is like
00:37:43.000 okay
00:37:43.240 I gotta
00:37:43.540 pay
00:37:43.740 attention
00:37:44.060 to what's
00:37:44.380 going
00:37:44.580 on
00:37:44.840 because
00:37:45.000 I have
00:37:45.220 to
00:37:45.500 make
00:37:46.020 sure
00:37:46.200 the
00:37:46.340 body's
00:37:46.660 okay
00:37:47.020 you know
00:37:47.560 I can't
00:37:47.980 bump
00:37:48.240 into
00:37:48.420 things
00:37:48.800 or run
00:37:49.160 into a
00:37:49.620 you know
00:37:50.560 a saw
00:37:51.080 or something
00:37:51.640 or you
00:37:52.820 know
00:37:52.920 get hit
00:37:53.280 by
00:37:53.500 you know
00:37:53.880 something
00:37:54.220 do
00:37:54.400 you know
00:37:54.820 catch
00:37:55.400 some
00:37:55.560 electricity
00:37:56.160 or something
00:37:56.920 so
00:37:58.480 so what
00:38:00.660 I'm saying
00:38:01.020 is like
00:38:01.420 I noticed
00:38:01.840 that
00:38:02.300 when I was
00:38:03.400 pushing on
00:38:03.800 the sled
00:38:04.160 at the gym
00:38:04.620 when I
00:38:04.980 when I
00:38:05.420 was in
00:38:05.620 my brain
00:38:06.000 I was
00:38:06.180 like
00:38:06.280 fuck
00:38:06.540 this is
00:38:06.860 hard
00:38:07.120 man
00:38:07.360 damn
00:38:07.680 if I
00:38:08.540 could
00:38:08.660 do
00:38:08.860 this
00:38:09.260 and
00:38:09.460 how
00:38:09.820 much
00:38:10.220 longer
00:38:10.440 do
00:38:10.560 I
00:38:10.640 have
00:38:10.860 but
00:38:11.360 when
00:38:11.500 I
00:38:11.620 quit
00:38:11.820 that
00:38:12.000 and
00:38:12.120 just
00:38:12.260 started
00:38:12.480 moving
00:38:12.780 my
00:38:13.000 body
00:38:13.380 I
00:38:15.200 couldn't
00:38:15.480 think
00:38:15.760 about
00:38:15.960 the
00:38:16.120 worry
00:38:16.560 I
00:38:16.720 just
00:38:16.900 could
00:38:17.160 you know
00:38:19.020 got it
00:38:20.080 done
00:38:20.420 and I
00:38:21.720 think
00:38:21.880 that's
00:38:22.160 where
00:38:22.360 we
00:38:22.580 are
00:38:22.840 as a
00:38:23.480 generation
00:38:24.060 and
00:38:24.360 there's
00:38:24.600 a lot
00:38:24.920 more
00:38:25.100 young
00:38:25.360 men
00:38:25.680 who
00:38:25.860 just
00:38:26.200 this
00:38:27.040 is
00:38:27.160 the
00:38:27.340 first
00:38:27.640 and
00:38:27.820 second
00:38:28.100 generations
00:38:28.720 of
00:38:29.140 us
00:38:29.520 not
00:38:29.780 using
00:38:30.240 our
00:38:31.280 bodies
00:38:31.660 as
00:38:31.860 much
00:38:32.300 you know
00:38:32.720 not as
00:38:33.080 many
00:38:33.240 people
00:38:33.560 working
00:38:33.860 labor
00:38:34.240 jobs
00:38:34.640 not as
00:38:35.020 many
00:38:35.180 people
00:38:35.580 so
00:38:36.000 you're
00:38:36.200 having
00:38:36.400 more
00:38:36.720 of a
00:38:37.000 sedentary
00:38:37.600 lifestyle
00:38:38.460 where
00:38:39.320 your
00:38:39.500 brain
00:38:39.820 starts
00:38:40.120 moving
00:38:40.540 and
00:38:42.880 and
00:38:43.620 I
00:38:43.720 think
00:38:43.920 that's
00:38:44.340 why
00:38:44.540 we're
00:38:44.700 having
00:38:44.940 just
00:38:45.200 because
00:38:45.380 we're
00:38:45.580 more
00:38:45.820 caught
00:38:46.100 in
00:38:46.220 our
00:38:46.360 brains
00:38:46.840 and
00:38:47.700 we're
00:38:47.840 having
00:38:47.980 more
00:38:48.240 mental
00:38:48.500 health
00:38:48.820 issues
00:38:49.240 because
00:38:49.580 we're
00:38:50.440 using
00:38:50.660 our
00:38:50.840 brains
00:38:51.140 all the
00:38:51.420 time
00:38:51.680 but
00:38:51.920 we're
00:38:53.460 not
00:38:53.600 using
00:38:53.800 them
00:38:53.920 in
00:38:54.100 conjunction
00:38:54.580 with
00:38:54.840 our
00:38:54.960 body
00:38:55.220 at
00:38:55.360 the
00:38:55.480 same
00:38:55.680 time
00:38:56.140 so
00:38:59.040 that was
00:38:59.260 just a
00:38:59.520 thought
00:38:59.700 that I
00:38:59.960 had
00:39:00.140 it was
00:39:00.320 something
00:39:00.520 that
00:39:00.660 really
00:39:00.860 resonated
00:39:01.440 with me
00:39:01.760 like
00:39:01.940 wow
00:39:02.220 no wonder
00:39:03.000 we're not
00:39:07.220 moving as
00:39:07.780 much
00:39:08.140 if we move
00:39:08.720 less
00:39:09.100 then yeah
00:39:09.460 we're going
00:39:09.700 to have
00:39:09.840 more mental
00:39:10.220 health
00:39:10.480 problems
00:39:10.820 because
00:39:11.100 we're
00:39:11.340 just
00:39:11.540 stagnant
00:39:12.200 and so
00:39:13.840 it made
00:39:14.060 me think
00:39:14.380 about
00:39:14.680 you know
00:39:15.200 kind of
00:39:15.560 some of
00:39:15.840 the stuff
00:39:16.120 that
00:39:16.400 you know
00:39:17.620 like
00:39:17.780 wow
00:39:18.060 if I
00:39:18.380 get
00:39:18.520 moving
00:39:18.940 my brain
00:39:19.920 doesn't
00:39:20.160 have a
00:39:20.400 chance
00:39:20.660 to just
00:39:21.180 sit there
00:39:21.980 and spin
00:39:22.560 so
00:39:26.220 let's
00:39:30.600 take another
00:39:30.920 call that
00:39:31.320 came in
00:39:31.560 here
00:39:31.660 985-664-9503
00:39:34.740 is the
00:39:35.100 hotline
00:39:35.760 and if
00:39:36.960 you hit
00:39:37.240 that sucker
00:39:37.840 be much
00:39:39.120 obliged
00:39:39.700 also we
00:39:42.060 got the
00:39:42.320 new merch
00:39:42.700 line up
00:39:43.080 you can
00:39:43.280 check it
00:39:43.580 out
00:39:44.280 and
00:39:45.700 I think
00:39:46.580 the link
00:39:46.960 will be
00:39:47.220 below
00:39:47.540 in the
00:39:47.800 YouTube
00:39:48.200 onward
00:39:49.700 hey
00:39:51.080 Theo
00:39:51.380 my name
00:39:51.740 is
00:39:51.880 Hannah
00:39:52.160 I was
00:39:53.300 calling
00:39:53.540 in regards
00:39:53.960 to a
00:39:54.320 call
00:39:54.560 that you
00:39:54.840 got last
00:39:55.420 week
00:39:55.640 about a
00:39:56.000 guy
00:39:56.140 with sweaty
00:39:56.600 hands
00:39:57.120 oh thank
00:39:58.000 you Hannah
00:39:58.360 I appreciate
00:39:58.800 that call
00:39:59.440 yeah and that
00:40:00.100 fella was real
00:40:00.620 dripped out
00:40:01.220 up in the
00:40:01.640 midst
00:40:01.960 you know
00:40:02.420 he really
00:40:03.560 he got
00:40:03.900 those
00:40:04.240 he's got
00:40:05.940 he's kind
00:40:06.460 of got his
00:40:06.860 gorillas in
00:40:07.500 the
00:40:07.680 midst
00:40:08.540 you know
00:40:09.220 he's got
00:40:09.480 them
00:40:09.660 you know
00:40:10.920 he's got
00:40:11.160 he's dampened
00:40:11.800 out
00:40:12.140 because a
00:40:13.500 hand
00:40:13.840 really
00:40:14.200 I mean
00:40:14.440 there's so
00:40:14.820 much
00:40:15.040 moisture
00:40:15.500 in our
00:40:15.860 bodies
00:40:16.180 it's really
00:40:16.560 amazing
00:40:17.000 that more
00:40:17.360 of it
00:40:17.540 just doesn't
00:40:17.920 pass right
00:40:18.400 through our
00:40:18.700 hand
00:40:19.020 you know
00:40:20.300 you got
00:40:20.480 water
00:40:20.840 blood
00:40:21.260 plasma
00:40:21.900 it's amazing
00:40:23.480 you don't shake
00:40:23.940 somebody's hand
00:40:24.580 and they have a little bit of
00:40:25.320 plasma on their hands
00:40:26.300 sometimes
00:40:26.780 let's hear more
00:40:28.000 and this is actually
00:40:30.420 yeah you've probably heard of it
00:40:31.600 it's a medical
00:40:32.280 issue called hyperhidrosis
00:40:34.920 and I had it in my armpits
00:40:36.320 which is
00:40:36.760 so just not cute at all
00:40:39.100 it could be something
00:40:40.000 like
00:40:40.520 there's medicine
00:40:41.540 or
00:40:42.260 there's genetics
00:40:43.260 it sounds like his dad
00:40:44.280 has it too
00:40:44.720 huh
00:40:44.940 basically though
00:40:46.360 you can get Botox
00:40:47.620 in your hands
00:40:48.600 I got Botox
00:40:50.060 in my armpits
00:40:50.700 my insurance
00:40:51.180 actually covered it
00:40:52.280 if you provide
00:40:53.300 like proof
00:40:54.080 now you
00:40:55.020 you have to go
00:40:56.040 so you can get that Botox
00:40:57.640 Botox in your hands
00:40:58.780 for handshaking
00:40:59.500 I guess if he's slipping out
00:41:00.840 you get that hello tox
00:41:02.120 bro
00:41:02.300 because you shake
00:41:02.800 somebody's hand
00:41:03.260 you say hello
00:41:03.920 and that bitch is dried up
00:41:05.240 if you got that
00:41:06.060 because that's
00:41:07.360 I mean that just seems extensive
00:41:10.340 and how many injections
00:41:12.000 you have to get
00:41:12.580 to get a whole shake covered
00:41:13.840 because
00:41:15.500 you know
00:41:16.740 I guess you just really
00:41:17.600 need to get the middle
00:41:18.340 but yeah
00:41:21.160 you want that dry grip
00:41:22.260 I think if you're doing
00:41:23.080 handshakes
00:41:23.800 that's the biggest concern
00:41:25.300 is hitting somebody
00:41:26.200 with that fucking
00:41:26.960 wet hello
00:41:27.620 right out the gate
00:41:28.560 just hitting them
00:41:30.360 with that damn
00:41:31.060 with that
00:41:32.520 you know
00:41:33.200 you put out that
00:41:34.000 just
00:41:35.580 that slick snake
00:41:36.960 boy
00:41:37.240 that's fucking
00:41:37.880 that palamander
00:41:40.020 you know
00:41:40.540 you making pals
00:41:41.360 with somebody
00:41:41.980 and then that thing's
00:41:42.800 all slippery
00:41:43.480 that arm
00:41:44.480 that hand
00:41:45.240 and that's something
00:41:46.980 that's really probably
00:41:47.800 but that's called
00:41:49.220 hyperhidrosis
00:41:50.520 okay
00:41:50.920 so you're saying
00:41:51.540 that he could get
00:41:52.280 injections
00:41:53.400 botox in his hands
00:41:54.540 and you had it
00:41:55.060 in your armpits
00:41:55.920 and that's kind of
00:41:56.740 sexy a little bit
00:41:57.760 if you're making love
00:41:58.920 to somebody
00:41:59.440 and you just start real
00:42:00.180 just
00:42:00.480 just really just
00:42:02.480 almost just kind of
00:42:03.740 just really just
00:42:05.440 getting all Niagara
00:42:07.720 on your ribs
00:42:08.480 kind of
00:42:08.760 that's almost
00:42:09.100 a little bit sexy
00:42:09.880 let's hear more
00:42:10.620 like some sort of
00:42:11.600 dermatologist
00:42:12.220 or something
00:42:12.800 and then
00:42:13.220 they have to
00:42:14.100 assess like
00:42:14.800 need
00:42:15.180 and you have to
00:42:15.840 say that you've
00:42:16.300 like tried a bunch
00:42:17.180 of shit
00:42:17.500 so like
00:42:17.920 for six months
00:42:19.160 no more
00:42:19.540 I haven't been
00:42:20.080 sweating anymore
00:42:20.720 with my armpits
00:42:21.460 so
00:42:21.820 yeah I had a friend
00:42:23.480 that had the same
00:42:24.020 issue actually
00:42:24.500 on her hands
00:42:25.080 and she would
00:42:25.980 write essays
00:42:26.480 and just smear
00:42:27.240 the ink all over
00:42:27.940 the place
00:42:28.300 where essays
00:42:28.740 couldn't be graded
00:42:29.480 so she got
00:42:30.320 botox on her hands
00:42:31.300 and she's all good
00:42:32.600 now
00:42:32.940 and there you go
00:42:34.420 if you don't want
00:42:34.780 to do good school work
00:42:35.740 just fucking tell
00:42:36.420 them you got that drip
00:42:37.360 get your little thing
00:42:38.540 of visine
00:42:39.260 and just
00:42:40.220 put some on your
00:42:42.740 hands
00:42:42.960 show the teacher
00:42:43.580 say look
00:42:44.200 these answers are bad
00:42:46.020 but it's because
00:42:46.960 I'm fucking leaked out
00:42:49.180 you know daddy's got that
00:42:51.600 I got those
00:42:53.260 I got those little
00:42:56.860 oasises right here
00:42:58.160 or what are they called
00:43:00.320 mirages or something
00:43:01.460 fake little
00:43:02.260 rivers or something
00:43:03.580 here's another call
00:43:05.240 that came in
00:43:05.760 for the drippy mitts
00:43:06.740 for some advice
00:43:07.620 for the beautiful
00:43:08.260 young fella
00:43:08.960 him and his daddy
00:43:10.220 got that genetic drip
00:43:11.600 gang gang
00:43:12.640 onward
00:43:13.160 hey Theo
00:43:13.800 this is Kevin
00:43:14.820 from Los Angeles
00:43:15.800 what's up Kevin
00:43:16.960 from Los Angeles
00:43:17.800 thank you for calling
00:43:18.580 man
00:43:19.040 and I'm in Los Angeles
00:43:21.180 right now brother
00:43:22.060 so let's hear more
00:43:24.160 just wanted to call
00:43:25.100 really quickly
00:43:26.900 to help out
00:43:27.920 a guest
00:43:28.260 that called you
00:43:29.000 he had an issue
00:43:31.540 with some
00:43:32.520 leaky mitts
00:43:33.860 right
00:43:34.080 I had that problem
00:43:36.040 for like 27 years
00:43:37.460 dude
00:43:37.740 damn
00:43:38.300 so you really
00:43:40.040 one of the forefathers
00:43:41.080 of those fucking
00:43:41.820 of those
00:43:44.080 those arm faucets
00:43:45.840 onward
00:43:46.580 just terrible
00:43:47.860 you don't want to go
00:43:48.480 to networking events
00:43:49.320 don't want to shake
00:43:49.900 anyone's hand
00:43:50.580 well now the fist bump
00:43:52.620 has really saved you guys
00:43:53.740 then
00:43:54.020 because a lot of people
00:43:55.200 had issues with the fist bump
00:43:56.300 when it came out
00:43:56.880 saying it was violence
00:43:57.780 it was promoting violence
00:43:59.260 it was a black power thing
00:44:00.900 that you know
00:44:01.400 just people felt
00:44:02.340 it was egregious
00:44:03.240 but anyway
00:44:05.900 enough of what I'm thinking
00:44:07.220 onward
00:44:07.720 thank you Kevin
00:44:08.360 do anything
00:44:09.860 you know
00:44:10.220 even holding hands
00:44:11.300 just sucks
00:44:12.400 so
00:44:12.760 yeah I could imagine
00:44:15.480 that would
00:44:15.980 but now if he's going to do
00:44:17.200 a little masturbation
00:44:18.540 then that's got to be
00:44:21.700 helpful
00:44:23.820 onward
00:44:25.040 what I did
00:44:26.060 is I looked up
00:44:26.880 there's this thing
00:44:27.420 called iontuderma
00:44:28.740 and I think the ion
00:44:30.860 is like ions
00:44:31.800 for electricity
00:44:32.500 it's this weird thing
00:44:33.360 you put your hands
00:44:34.080 in a little bit of water
00:44:34.980 and it's like
00:44:36.380 I don't know what it does
00:44:37.520 it's like electrocutes
00:44:38.560 something
00:44:39.940 in your hand
00:44:40.740 you know
00:44:41.100 and it turns off
00:44:43.640 the sweat glands
00:44:44.420 or something like that
00:44:45.440 and you
00:44:46.720 it literally
00:44:47.480 solved my problem
00:44:49.040 within like
00:44:50.860 you know
00:44:51.460 two treatments
00:44:52.780 and now I do it
00:44:53.820 like once every two weeks
00:44:55.040 hands and feet
00:44:56.240 and
00:44:56.740 it's dry
00:44:58.440 and it's life changing
00:44:59.380 dude
00:44:59.600 so
00:45:00.000 hopefully your guests
00:45:01.780 can hear this
00:45:02.700 and it can help them out
00:45:04.680 because it definitely
00:45:05.180 helped me out
00:45:06.080 iontuderma
00:45:07.460 and
00:45:08.440 hopefully that changes
00:45:09.720 his life
00:45:10.200 alright man
00:45:11.020 take care
00:45:11.500 iontuderma
00:45:13.180 and yeah we'll put this
00:45:14.720 together in a package
00:45:15.660 and put this on the
00:45:16.320 clips channel as well
00:45:17.060 you'll be able to see
00:45:17.880 that if you got
00:45:19.060 yeah
00:45:19.380 if you dripping out
00:45:20.480 those paws
00:45:21.080 if you got those
00:45:21.940 porous paws
00:45:22.840 then
00:45:23.280 this could be
00:45:25.380 some solution
00:45:26.040 wow those are
00:45:26.540 two great suggestions
00:45:27.660 thank you guys
00:45:29.100 both the
00:45:29.500 hyperhidrosis
00:45:30.740 and the
00:45:31.100 iontuderma
00:45:32.380 and you put your hands
00:45:34.000 in some electric water
00:45:35.040 and that tightens
00:45:35.660 your shit up dude
00:45:36.560 because that's crazy
00:45:38.180 you can't even play
00:45:38.640 basketball
00:45:39.200 you getting the ball
00:45:40.020 all wet
00:45:40.720 you know
00:45:42.420 you can't even
00:45:43.200 I guess it's nice
00:45:45.060 if you're fixing your hair
00:45:45.980 and you wish you had
00:45:46.500 a little bit of gel
00:45:47.160 but you don't
00:45:47.700 because a lot of times
00:45:48.280 I wish I had a little
00:45:49.040 moisture on my hand
00:45:50.040 to tighten up my wig
00:45:51.820 and then bam
00:45:52.900 so
00:45:54.480 I guess there's
00:45:55.780 things that help
00:45:56.320 and things that don't
00:45:57.300 but also
00:45:59.140 dude I gotta say this
00:45:59.980 I got the worst haircut
00:46:00.880 of my life
00:46:01.360 in Biloxi
00:46:02.120 Mississippi
00:46:02.920 and maybe I shouldn't
00:46:04.940 have got my haircut
00:46:05.760 at a casino
00:46:07.020 that's the truth
00:46:08.200 but damn dude
00:46:10.460 that shit just
00:46:11.100 broke my heart
00:46:12.000 man
00:46:12.420 this lady
00:46:13.940 and I knew she
00:46:14.480 shouldn't have been
00:46:15.060 cutting hair dude
00:46:16.020 I swear bro
00:46:17.100 she had a pair of damn
00:46:17.880 school scissors in there
00:46:19.240 and I knew
00:46:20.900 right when I sat down
00:46:22.200 she goes
00:46:22.740 oh I'm really
00:46:23.300 one of the best
00:46:24.040 hair cutters
00:46:24.740 and I said
00:46:25.200 this ain't gonna
00:46:26.080 be real well
00:46:27.160 and I told her
00:46:29.440 just a little
00:46:30.060 and then she went
00:46:30.900 wild
00:46:31.700 like she was
00:46:32.940 doing gardening
00:46:33.540 but I wouldn't
00:46:34.000 let this lady cut
00:46:34.940 dude she couldn't
00:46:35.980 if she was trying
00:46:36.480 to cut her own wrist
00:46:37.380 I bet she couldn't
00:46:38.780 this lady
00:46:39.480 and I hate to get
00:46:41.020 upset man
00:46:41.480 but there's nothing
00:46:42.480 that makes it
00:46:44.580 tougher for me
00:46:45.440 than if somebody
00:46:46.200 fucks my hair
00:46:48.760 my haircut's
00:46:49.600 already fucked up
00:46:50.800 so I'm not
00:46:53.160 letting people
00:46:53.680 cut my hair anymore
00:46:54.520 you know
00:46:56.240 I'm not doing
00:46:56.780 that shit man
00:46:57.500 that lady
00:46:57.960 and I knew it
00:47:00.920 at one point
00:47:01.660 at one point
00:47:02.720 I said
00:47:02.940 please stop
00:47:03.700 and I sat
00:47:06.120 there boy
00:47:06.640 and I knew it
00:47:07.500 and all I could
00:47:08.880 see was how
00:47:09.340 horrible I was
00:47:10.000 gonna look
00:47:10.360 for the next
00:47:10.800 five weeks
00:47:11.520 just knowing
00:47:12.160 that this
00:47:12.580 that this is
00:47:13.660 how things
00:47:14.040 had occurred
00:47:14.620 and that
00:47:16.520 shit chewed
00:47:17.120 me bro
00:47:17.660 and she just
00:47:20.440 the back
00:47:21.200 she made it
00:47:21.700 all thin
00:47:22.240 and shit
00:47:22.800 and I
00:47:24.320 don't know
00:47:25.040 man
00:47:25.300 and I
00:47:25.600 and then
00:47:27.260 here's the worst
00:47:27.920 she didn't even
00:47:28.600 tidy up around
00:47:29.340 my neck
00:47:29.920 you know
00:47:30.220 you get all
00:47:30.620 that straggling
00:47:31.420 shit on the
00:47:31.960 back of your
00:47:32.380 neck
00:47:32.820 look like a
00:47:34.660 newborn animal
00:47:35.460 a little bit
00:47:36.060 you get that
00:47:36.640 that fuzz
00:47:38.340 and stuff
00:47:38.820 in your ears
00:47:39.660 she didn't even
00:47:41.200 tighten any of
00:47:42.040 it up
00:47:42.460 dude
00:47:42.800 but what
00:47:45.020 do I
00:47:45.180 that's what
00:47:45.520 I
00:47:45.680 like
00:47:46.200 sometimes
00:47:46.740 I just
00:47:47.320 man
00:47:47.980 why'd I
00:47:49.480 get my
00:47:49.740 hair cut
00:47:50.060 at a casino
00:47:50.720 man
00:47:51.140 just pissing
00:47:52.520 me off
00:47:52.980 dude
00:47:53.240 some of
00:47:53.540 the choices
00:47:54.040 I make
00:47:54.620 I should
00:47:56.460 have known
00:47:56.860 that shit
00:47:57.320 man
00:47:57.560 dude
00:47:58.020 right
00:47:58.340 they were
00:47:58.760 selling candy
00:47:59.640 and shit
00:48:00.180 and they
00:48:00.460 got
00:48:00.780 dude
00:48:02.460 60 feet
00:48:04.940 away
00:48:05.200 they got
00:48:05.520 everybody's
00:48:06.040 on a gig
00:48:06.500 I went
00:48:06.820 and hit
00:48:07.180 in that air
00:48:07.640 tank
00:48:08.060 and people
00:48:08.540 dude
00:48:09.260 how many
00:48:09.700 able-bodied
00:48:10.980 people
00:48:11.460 are
00:48:12.620 on
00:48:13.300 these
00:48:13.700 scooters
00:48:14.260 and shit
00:48:14.800 at a
00:48:15.740 casino
00:48:16.140 I saw
00:48:17.880 a whole
00:48:18.340 school
00:48:19.200 like a
00:48:19.780 school
00:48:20.000 of fish
00:48:20.440 go by
00:48:20.940 like 30
00:48:22.180 people
00:48:22.540 all of them
00:48:23.040 look fine
00:48:23.600 physically
00:48:24.100 and they
00:48:25.760 out here
00:48:26.100 just
00:48:26.420 in a
00:48:29.440 V formation
00:48:30.380 I said
00:48:31.020 dang
00:48:31.860 boy
00:48:32.900 come on
00:48:34.020 somebody
00:48:35.820 with a
00:48:36.240 bow and
00:48:36.720 arrow
00:48:36.960 start popping
00:48:37.620 these bitches
00:48:38.160 off
00:48:38.700 just
00:48:41.020 but yeah
00:48:44.860 man
00:48:45.120 that's where
00:48:45.460 you see
00:48:45.780 this kind
00:48:46.180 of stuff
00:48:46.600 dude
00:48:46.840 people
00:48:47.160 just get
00:48:47.640 up and
00:48:48.000 go
00:48:48.400 dude
00:48:50.060 the old
00:48:50.740 days
00:48:51.000 somebody
00:48:51.320 had one
00:48:51.880 leg
00:48:52.200 bro
00:48:52.360 you see
00:48:52.720 them
00:48:52.840 hopping
00:48:53.220 to their
00:48:53.620 gate
00:48:53.900 at the
00:48:54.320 airport
00:48:54.720 you see
00:48:56.780 them
00:48:56.920 do you
00:49:01.100 need some
00:49:01.440 help
00:49:01.680 yeah
00:49:01.980 hey
00:49:02.660 let me
00:49:02.980 get on
00:49:03.260 your back
00:49:03.680 for a
00:49:04.040 second
00:49:04.320 people
00:49:05.600 helping
00:49:06.020 each other
00:49:06.480 out
00:49:06.840 now
00:49:08.480 everybody
00:49:09.000 is in
00:49:09.260 the
00:49:09.420 wheelchair
00:49:09.940 you'll
00:49:12.060 see
00:49:12.260 that's
00:49:13.160 how
00:49:13.280 they
00:49:13.440 do
00:49:13.680 it
00:49:13.820 now
00:49:14.080 it's
00:49:14.260 just
00:49:14.400 different
00:49:14.860 you know
00:49:16.820 you got
00:49:17.300 this big
00:49:17.740 family
00:49:18.140 everybody
00:49:18.460 is sharing
00:49:19.020 a gas
00:49:19.620 tank
00:49:19.960 a tank
00:49:20.300 of gas
00:49:20.880 or something
00:49:21.360 or air
00:49:22.540 oxygen
00:49:23.420 at the
00:49:24.500 casino
00:49:24.940 on these
00:49:25.600 scooters
00:49:26.160 I'm telling
00:49:29.860 you man
00:49:30.480 put these
00:49:31.360 motherfuckers
00:49:31.780 out in
00:49:32.060 left field
00:49:32.720 I'm
00:49:36.260 feisty
00:49:36.640 today
00:49:37.120 I'll be
00:49:39.940 okay
00:49:40.240 everybody's
00:49:40.880 okay
00:49:41.160 man
00:49:41.580 you know
00:49:42.760 it's just
00:49:43.040 we got
00:49:43.400 to get
00:49:43.600 back in
00:49:43.940 our
00:49:44.060 physical
00:49:44.360 bodies
00:49:44.700 we got
00:49:44.940 to stay
00:49:45.240 active
00:49:45.660 because
00:49:46.000 it
00:49:46.220 keeps
00:49:46.360 our
00:49:46.520 brain
00:49:47.100 from
00:49:47.780 running
00:49:48.400 over
00:49:48.700 time
00:49:49.280 keeps
00:49:51.280 our
00:49:51.440 brain
00:49:51.660 from
00:49:51.840 running
00:49:52.040 over
00:49:52.240 time
00:49:52.660 what
00:49:54.720 else
00:49:55.020 man
00:49:55.320 here's
00:49:55.740 a
00:49:55.860 question
00:49:56.220 that
00:49:56.420 came
00:49:56.760 in
00:49:57.200 from
00:49:58.420 patreon
00:49:58.860 this
00:49:59.220 from
00:49:59.400 Dalton
00:50:00.000 Windham
00:50:00.760 how has
00:50:01.960 it
00:50:02.060 been
00:50:02.240 getting
00:50:02.440 away
00:50:02.600 from
00:50:02.740 Los
00:50:02.940 Angeles
00:50:03.140 for
00:50:03.360 a
00:50:03.460 while
00:50:03.760 do
00:50:04.180 you
00:50:04.320 think
00:50:04.540 staying
00:50:04.920 away
00:50:05.120 for
00:50:05.240 several
00:50:05.500 weeks
00:50:05.720 will
00:50:05.860 push
00:50:06.060 you
00:50:06.140 to
00:50:06.280 relocate
00:50:06.880 like
00:50:07.400 you've
00:50:07.580 mentioned
00:50:07.800 before
00:50:08.240 gang
00:50:08.640 gang
00:50:09.020 you know
00:50:11.960 what's
00:50:12.140 funny
00:50:12.400 man
00:50:12.620 I
00:50:12.780 think
00:50:13.120 even
00:50:14.560 just
00:50:14.820 having
00:50:15.020 been
00:50:15.220 in
00:50:15.360 Atlanta
00:50:15.640 for
00:50:15.840 the
00:50:15.960 past
00:50:16.260 week
00:50:16.720 I
00:50:18.320 start
00:50:18.600 to
00:50:18.760 get
00:50:18.920 an
00:50:19.040 idea
00:50:19.300 of
00:50:19.420 okay
00:50:19.640 this
00:50:19.900 is
00:50:20.040 what
00:50:20.200 life
00:50:20.440 would
00:50:20.580 be
00:50:20.720 like
00:50:20.920 if
00:50:21.060 I
00:50:21.200 live
00:50:21.420 somewhere
00:50:21.740 else
00:50:22.120 you
00:50:25.600 know
00:50:25.700 there
00:50:25.840 was
00:50:25.960 some
00:50:26.120 good
00:50:26.360 things
00:50:26.940 you
00:50:28.920 know
00:50:29.080 Atlanta
00:50:29.580 is
00:50:30.420 Atlanta
00:50:31.740 is
00:50:31.920 cool
00:50:32.200 man
00:50:32.440 it's
00:50:32.660 so
00:50:32.880 spread
00:50:33.260 out
00:50:33.520 it
00:50:34.000 actually
00:50:34.300 reminds
00:50:34.760 me
00:50:34.880 of
00:50:34.960 Los
00:50:35.140 Angeles
00:50:35.340 a lot
00:50:35.700 of
00:50:35.800 places
00:50:36.600 the
00:50:37.840 food
00:50:38.200 services
00:50:38.700 the
00:50:39.200 places
00:50:39.540 I
00:50:39.780 ate
00:50:39.960 at
00:50:40.080 was
00:50:40.240 not
00:50:40.480 good
00:50:40.660 you
00:50:40.820 wait
00:50:41.020 forever
00:50:41.440 to
00:50:41.620 eat
00:50:41.880 at
00:50:43.560 a
00:50:43.680 certain
00:50:43.860 point
00:50:44.080 I
00:50:44.220 thought
00:50:44.620 I'd
00:50:44.780 just
00:50:44.920 take
00:50:45.100 up
00:50:45.240 hunting
00:50:45.620 I
00:50:47.260 said
00:50:47.420 man
00:50:47.600 I
00:50:47.700 might
00:50:47.840 as well
00:50:48.020 to
00:50:48.120 hunt
00:50:48.700 if
00:50:48.940 this
00:50:49.140 is
00:50:49.260 how
00:50:49.380 long
00:50:49.560 it's
00:50:49.680 going
00:50:49.780 to
00:50:49.880 take
00:50:50.020 to
00:50:50.160 get
00:50:50.280 a
00:50:50.400 burger
00:50:50.980 but
00:50:52.900 also
00:50:53.120 it
00:50:53.300 could
00:50:53.440 be
00:50:53.580 I'm
00:50:53.720 coming
00:50:53.920 from
00:50:54.120 Los
00:50:54.360 Angeles
00:50:54.660 where
00:50:54.960 you
00:50:55.180 know
00:50:55.280 you
00:50:55.440 get
00:50:55.640 used
00:50:55.920 to
00:50:56.060 things
00:50:56.280 being
00:50:56.500 quicker
00:50:56.900 and
00:50:57.080 fast
00:50:57.440 things
00:50:57.800 have
00:50:58.280 more
00:50:58.460 fastness
00:50:59.120 in
00:50:59.260 them
00:50:59.360 out
00:50:59.540 here
00:50:59.800 oh
00:51:02.480 I
00:51:04.120 thought
00:51:04.300 of
00:51:04.420 this
00:51:04.620 too
00:51:04.820 if
00:51:04.960 you
00:51:05.060 got
00:51:05.200 the
00:51:05.340 drippy
00:51:05.660 mitts
00:51:06.040 dude
00:51:06.360 have
00:51:06.940 my
00:51:07.100 brother
00:51:07.340 serve
00:51:07.700 you
00:51:07.820 a
00:51:07.960 set
00:51:08.100 of
00:51:08.200 them
00:51:08.320 air
00:51:08.820 mittens
00:51:09.220 baby
00:51:09.560 have
00:51:10.760 somebody
00:51:11.120 you
00:51:11.420 know
00:51:11.680 throw
00:51:12.780 a
00:51:12.940 little
00:51:13.140 burst
00:51:14.640 on
00:51:15.020 the
00:51:15.180 little
00:51:16.060 body
00:51:16.320 gas
00:51:16.740 on
00:51:16.900 your
00:51:17.020 hands
00:51:17.360 boy
00:51:17.600 dry
00:51:17.920 them
00:51:18.140 cats
00:51:18.500 right
00:51:18.820 up
00:51:19.340 but
00:51:23.800 what
00:51:24.000 else
00:51:24.160 do
00:51:24.280 I
00:51:24.420 think
00:51:24.800 has
00:51:25.900 been
00:51:26.100 getting
00:51:26.260 away
00:51:26.400 from
00:51:26.520 Los
00:51:26.680 Angeles
00:51:26.800 for
00:51:26.980 a
00:51:27.080 while
00:51:27.300 I
00:51:29.640 definitely
00:51:30.140 think
00:51:30.640 that
00:51:31.200 the
00:51:32.380 pace
00:51:32.760 out
00:51:32.960 here
00:51:33.140 is
00:51:33.280 not
00:51:33.480 a
00:51:33.600 pace
00:51:33.840 that's
00:51:34.060 the
00:51:34.200 same
00:51:34.420 in
00:51:34.560 the
00:51:34.660 rest
00:51:34.840 of
00:51:34.960 America
00:51:35.280 it's
00:51:35.460 just
00:51:35.640 different
00:51:36.060 you
00:51:37.620 know
00:51:37.800 the
00:51:38.240 rest
00:51:38.420 of
00:51:38.520 America
00:51:38.780 feels
00:51:39.060 a
00:51:39.160 little
00:51:39.260 bit
00:51:39.400 more
00:51:39.600 like
00:51:39.900 everything
00:51:40.220 is
00:51:40.540 more
00:51:40.760 at
00:51:40.940 home
00:51:41.280 and
00:51:41.480 more
00:51:41.700 laid
00:51:42.060 back
00:51:42.460 and
00:51:42.820 then
00:51:43.000 you
00:51:43.160 get
00:51:43.360 into
00:51:43.540 some
00:51:43.860 city
00:51:44.700 environments
00:51:45.180 and
00:51:45.360 it
00:51:45.480 feels
00:51:45.660 like
00:51:45.840 you
00:51:45.940 just
00:51:46.120 used
00:51:46.340 to
00:51:46.980 things
00:51:47.600 being
00:51:47.800 quicker
00:51:48.280 so
00:51:49.460 I
00:51:49.540 think
00:51:49.700 I
00:51:49.840 need
00:51:49.980 to
00:51:50.140 it
00:51:50.460 shows
00:51:50.740 me
00:51:50.880 that
00:51:51.020 my
00:51:51.160 level
00:51:51.420 of
00:51:51.600 patience
00:51:52.020 has
00:51:52.400 gotten
00:51:52.800 accelerated
00:51:54.680 so
00:51:55.660 I
00:51:55.780 need
00:51:55.940 to
00:51:56.260 lessen
00:51:57.420 that
00:51:57.560 I
00:51:57.680 need
00:51:57.800 to
00:51:57.880 take
00:51:58.020 a
00:51:58.100 little
00:51:58.180 bit
00:51:58.300 of
00:51:58.380 the
00:51:58.480 PSI
00:51:59.220 out
00:52:00.060 of
00:52:00.160 my
00:52:00.420 ability
00:52:00.980 to
00:52:01.160 be
00:52:01.280 patient
00:52:01.700 let's
00:52:03.980 take
00:52:04.140 another
00:52:04.340 call
00:52:04.620 that
00:52:04.780 came
00:52:04.960 in
00:52:05.080 right
00:52:05.220 here
00:52:05.360 985
00:52:05.840 664
00:52:06.780 9503
00:52:09.140 CEO
00:52:10.020 man
00:52:10.460 I'm
00:52:11.460 working
00:52:11.680 down
00:52:11.880 here
00:52:12.020 in
00:52:12.140 San
00:52:12.300 Diego
00:52:12.580 is
00:52:12.840 a
00:52:13.100 machinist
00:52:13.680 and a
00:52:13.940 gunsmith
00:52:14.320 oh
00:52:15.360 nice
00:52:15.760 man
00:52:16.220 that
00:52:16.680 gunsmith
00:52:17.280 dude
00:52:17.840 I'll
00:52:18.000 tell
00:52:18.140 you
00:52:18.240 this
00:52:18.660 so
00:52:19.340 you
00:52:21.520 know
00:52:21.660 this
00:52:21.920 week
00:52:22.260 we
00:52:22.720 were
00:52:22.920 working
00:52:23.200 with
00:52:23.380 these
00:52:23.600 pistols
00:52:24.260 these
00:52:24.440 AR
00:52:24.700 guns
00:52:25.240 AR
00:52:25.520 15s
00:52:26.220 and
00:52:26.320 they're
00:52:26.460 really
00:52:26.680 fancified
00:52:27.460 for the
00:52:27.980 movies
00:52:28.300 they
00:52:28.500 teach
00:52:28.760 it
00:52:28.900 they
00:52:29.040 make
00:52:29.260 all
00:52:29.480 put
00:52:29.740 on
00:52:29.880 extra
00:52:30.320 scopes
00:52:30.840 and
00:52:30.980 they
00:52:31.100 make
00:52:31.260 them
00:52:31.400 real
00:52:32.120 you
00:52:33.160 know
00:52:33.280 cinematic
00:52:33.900 and
00:52:35.880 and
00:52:38.400 and
00:52:39.700 one
00:52:39.940 other
00:52:40.140 thing
00:52:40.360 I
00:52:40.500 noticed
00:52:40.800 was
00:52:41.420 oh
00:52:42.760 so
00:52:43.080 I
00:52:43.400 fuck
00:52:43.920 what am I
00:52:44.260 thinking
00:52:44.480 about
00:52:44.820 what am I
00:52:48.080 thinking
00:52:48.360 about
00:52:48.600 he said
00:52:49.180 he's a
00:52:50.180 machinist
00:52:50.680 he's
00:52:50.940 gunsmith
00:52:51.900 who's
00:52:53.620 gunsmith
00:52:54.400 do I
00:52:54.660 know
00:52:54.780 that
00:52:55.080 no
00:52:55.640 I don't
00:52:55.840 know
00:52:55.980 anybody
00:52:56.220 named
00:52:56.580 that
00:52:56.920 what
00:52:57.920 am I
00:52:58.180 thinking
00:52:58.460 of
00:52:58.880 um
00:53:00.820 I'm
00:53:02.760 sorry
00:53:02.980 man
00:53:03.140 I mean
00:53:03.280 oh
00:53:03.840 here's
00:53:04.580 one thing
00:53:04.880 I realized
00:53:05.380 about
00:53:05.660 police
00:53:06.000 officers
00:53:06.540 police
00:53:07.260 officers
00:53:07.680 you know
00:53:08.200 get a ton
00:53:08.660 of bad
00:53:09.160 press
00:53:09.700 uh
00:53:10.740 I mean
00:53:11.260 the press
00:53:11.660 is basically
00:53:12.240 it will
00:53:14.000 raise hell
00:53:14.380 about anything
00:53:14.860 just to get
00:53:15.620 clicks
00:53:16.040 they don't
00:53:16.300 really care
00:53:16.700 anymore
00:53:16.940 it's not
00:53:17.220 news
00:53:17.700 it's just
00:53:18.300 how can
00:53:18.620 we start
00:53:19.040 fire
00:53:19.580 today
00:53:20.040 how can
00:53:20.860 we start
00:53:21.240 hell
00:53:21.520 today
00:53:21.840 how can
00:53:22.200 we
00:53:22.500 say
00:53:23.380 anything
00:53:23.700 it's
00:53:23.980 basically
00:53:24.160 like
00:53:24.320 someone
00:53:24.500 just
00:53:24.720 yelling
00:53:25.020 it's
00:53:25.200 almost
00:53:25.340 like
00:53:25.500 schizophrenia
00:53:26.080 has a
00:53:27.480 bunch
00:53:27.640 of large
00:53:28.060 companies
00:53:28.640 a lot
00:53:29.920 of these
00:53:30.140 news
00:53:30.440 stations
00:53:30.860 I can't
00:53:31.240 even watch
00:53:31.520 CNN
00:53:31.800 anymore
00:53:32.280 I
00:53:33.000 refute
00:53:33.320 I refute
00:53:33.800 it's not
00:53:34.160 even a
00:53:34.500 fucking
00:53:34.680 television
00:53:35.180 it's a
00:53:35.860 I just
00:53:37.520 I don't
00:53:38.160 know man
00:53:38.660 I just
00:53:39.340 don't know
00:53:39.920 what's going
00:53:41.180 on with
00:53:41.420 that shit
00:53:42.040 but I'll
00:53:43.260 say this
00:53:43.700 here
00:53:44.040 that
00:53:45.580 when I
00:53:47.180 remember
00:53:47.620 when I
00:53:48.060 was um
00:53:48.780 when I
00:53:49.880 was working
00:53:50.260 on the
00:53:50.560 on road
00:53:51.200 rules show
00:53:51.780 we went
00:53:52.140 one time
00:53:52.660 to
00:53:53.140 Georgia
00:53:54.340 went to
00:53:56.060 north Georgia
00:53:56.660 and they
00:53:57.040 had a
00:53:57.780 it was
00:53:59.020 how to be
00:53:59.340 a police
00:53:59.700 officer
00:53:59.940 you went
00:54:00.080 to police
00:54:00.360 officer
00:54:00.580 training
00:54:01.000 and one
00:54:02.260 of the
00:54:02.440 things you
00:54:02.720 did
00:54:02.880 you went
00:54:03.200 into a
00:54:03.920 simulator
00:54:05.240 simulator
00:54:06.780 you know
00:54:07.900 something that
00:54:08.300 makes something
00:54:08.820 that's not
00:54:09.260 that
00:54:09.640 and you
00:54:11.060 went in
00:54:11.420 there
00:54:11.700 and the
00:54:12.360 simulator
00:54:12.720 was
00:54:13.240 you had
00:54:13.920 you were
00:54:15.620 an officer
00:54:16.140 and you
00:54:17.100 had a
00:54:17.360 sidearm
00:54:18.060 and you
00:54:20.060 were in
00:54:20.300 this room
00:54:20.900 and that
00:54:21.840 was the
00:54:22.120 and the
00:54:22.420 simulator
00:54:22.680 was against
00:54:23.120 the wall
00:54:23.500 there was
00:54:23.720 a big
00:54:23.960 screen
00:54:24.420 and the
00:54:25.280 screen
00:54:25.620 would play
00:54:26.120 different
00:54:26.420 scenarios
00:54:27.100 and like
00:54:28.720 you would
00:54:28.960 be like
00:54:29.300 an officer
00:54:29.660 that got
00:54:30.360 called to
00:54:31.080 go to
00:54:31.560 a an
00:54:32.320 alley
00:54:32.660 where people
00:54:33.320 were something
00:54:33.760 was happening
00:54:34.240 there's stuff
00:54:35.320 going on at
00:54:35.880 this alley
00:54:36.340 you know
00:54:37.660 as a domestic
00:54:38.380 disturbance or
00:54:39.020 something
00:54:39.320 and so on
00:54:40.260 the screen
00:54:40.800 it would look
00:54:41.520 like an
00:54:41.820 alley
00:54:42.080 it would look
00:54:42.480 like behind
00:54:42.920 a building
00:54:43.420 and there's
00:54:43.840 people out
00:54:44.300 there and
00:54:44.760 somebody's
00:54:45.580 you know
00:54:45.940 standing there
00:54:46.400 with their
00:54:46.680 girlfriend
00:54:47.100 somebody's
00:54:48.380 you know
00:54:49.200 leaning on
00:54:51.060 the dumpster
00:54:51.560 smoking a
00:54:52.120 cigarette
00:54:52.460 it looked
00:54:52.880 like an
00:54:53.160 alley
00:54:53.420 and in
00:54:55.600 this simulator
00:54:56.140 you could
00:54:56.540 talk to
00:54:56.980 the screen
00:54:57.540 and it
00:54:57.960 was all
00:54:58.480 like the
00:54:59.080 computers and
00:54:59.680 stuff made
00:55:00.020 it so
00:55:00.240 it would
00:55:00.500 talk back
00:55:01.140 they would
00:55:01.660 communicate
00:55:02.040 back
00:55:02.560 so you
00:55:03.360 could talk
00:55:03.760 to somebody
00:55:04.320 who was
00:55:04.620 in the
00:55:05.040 scene
00:55:05.440 that you
00:55:05.920 were watching
00:55:06.440 so you
00:55:07.580 say hey
00:55:07.960 you know
00:55:08.340 what are you
00:55:09.300 doing out
00:55:09.640 here and the
00:55:09.960 guy would
00:55:10.260 talk back
00:55:10.760 to you
00:55:11.160 and you
00:55:12.700 would kind
00:55:13.020 of go
00:55:13.540 through these
00:55:13.860 different kind
00:55:14.360 of checkpoints
00:55:15.340 that a police
00:55:15.900 officer has to
00:55:16.480 go through
00:55:16.980 now sometimes
00:55:18.500 during the
00:55:18.880 simulation
00:55:19.380 they had
00:55:21.940 different settings
00:55:22.620 on the
00:55:22.900 simulation
00:55:23.320 where sometimes
00:55:24.120 one of the
00:55:24.680 people in the
00:55:25.220 scene would
00:55:25.820 pull out a
00:55:26.280 weapon
00:55:26.560 and just start
00:55:28.060 shooting at you
00:55:28.820 and when
00:55:30.080 that happened
00:55:30.660 inside of the
00:55:31.480 room you
00:55:31.940 were in
00:55:32.380 they had
00:55:34.260 these fake
00:55:35.020 they had
00:55:35.640 these like
00:55:36.640 guns in the
00:55:37.760 wall that
00:55:38.980 would shoot
00:55:39.360 these rubber
00:55:40.000 pellets at
00:55:40.580 you or shoot
00:55:41.040 these plastic
00:55:41.680 pellets at
00:55:42.280 you so if
00:55:43.840 something happened
00:55:44.400 on the screen
00:55:45.020 on the simulator
00:55:45.760 it would then
00:55:47.100 and somebody
00:55:47.580 shot at you
00:55:48.300 it would
00:55:48.620 happen and
00:55:49.020 then real
00:55:49.660 pellets would
00:55:50.140 shoot out of
00:55:50.900 the wall
00:55:51.280 out of the
00:55:51.660 corners
00:55:52.040 out of these
00:55:53.260 kind of
00:55:54.180 paintball gun
00:55:55.880 type of
00:55:56.200 things and
00:55:56.560 actually hit
00:55:57.060 you but
00:55:58.680 sometimes the
00:55:59.380 guy on the
00:55:59.740 screen would
00:56:00.100 just it would
00:56:00.940 look like he
00:56:01.340 was just he
00:56:02.320 would reach
00:56:02.720 in his pocket
00:56:03.260 to show you
00:56:03.700 his identification
00:56:04.340 and it was
00:56:06.300 just real
00:56:06.780 interesting because
00:56:08.820 I remember
00:56:09.180 thinking man I
00:56:11.200 would engage in
00:56:11.900 different scenarios
00:56:12.620 like sometime
00:56:13.200 you're in a
00:56:13.580 classroom sometimes
00:56:14.380 you're there's
00:56:15.500 you know you're
00:56:16.080 pulling people
00:56:16.720 over in a
00:56:17.520 vehicle and it
00:56:18.980 really blew my
00:56:19.760 mind how one
00:56:22.580 time a guy
00:56:23.480 could be
00:56:23.800 reaching just
00:56:24.560 to get you
00:56:25.060 his identification
00:56:25.740 or to just
00:56:26.560 scratch his
00:56:27.160 leg and
00:56:27.940 another time a
00:56:28.660 guy could
00:56:28.960 reach to pull
00:56:29.580 a weapon on
00:56:30.260 you and it
00:56:32.100 blew my mind
00:56:32.920 my inability to
00:56:34.300 be able to
00:56:34.920 calculate those
00:56:35.760 in real time
00:56:36.460 because they'd
00:56:38.800 have the same
00:56:39.440 scenario you
00:56:40.280 know it would
00:56:40.800 be like an
00:56:41.800 officer responds
00:56:42.740 you know and
00:56:43.760 there's you know
00:56:44.640 there's five
00:56:45.080 people in an
00:56:45.600 alley and it
00:56:46.740 turns out all
00:56:47.180 they were doing
00:56:47.480 was gambling or
00:56:48.220 they were looking
00:56:48.660 for something
00:56:49.100 somebody had
00:56:49.520 thrown something
00:56:49.980 away in a
00:56:50.400 dumpster now
00:56:50.880 they're all
00:56:51.180 planning on
00:56:51.560 looking for it
00:56:52.240 and the
00:56:54.960 scenario could
00:56:55.460 play out like
00:56:55.980 a 30 different
00:56:56.700 ways and the
00:56:58.800 computer would
00:56:59.280 have it set up
00:56:59.900 like that but
00:57:01.840 when you
00:57:02.600 when you
00:57:04.880 engaged with
00:57:05.500 them like you
00:57:05.880 didn't really
00:57:06.240 know every time
00:57:06.920 you had no idea
00:57:07.680 how it was
00:57:08.200 going to play
00:57:08.580 out and so
00:57:10.260 you know it
00:57:11.100 was just and
00:57:12.320 so sometimes you
00:57:13.000 get shot and
00:57:13.880 sometimes you it
00:57:14.620 would be just
00:57:15.080 nothing it would
00:57:15.720 just be oh you
00:57:17.020 know there's a
00:57:17.500 cat somebody's
00:57:18.820 looking for their
00:57:19.240 cat and that's
00:57:19.880 what you're trying
00:57:20.320 to help with but
00:57:20.800 you never knew
00:57:21.720 and and just
00:57:24.320 the way it
00:57:24.780 changed sometimes
00:57:25.600 so quick you
00:57:27.820 know you'd be in
00:57:28.300 a like you had
00:57:29.080 to respond to a
00:57:29.720 classroom and one
00:57:30.620 of the scenarios
00:57:31.100 they had his guy
00:57:32.160 had his head on
00:57:32.760 the desk and
00:57:34.040 you're talking to
00:57:34.560 a student in the
00:57:35.160 front of the
00:57:35.500 class who had
00:57:36.360 been in a in an
00:57:37.760 argument with
00:57:38.280 another student or
00:57:39.020 something and
00:57:40.760 then somebody the
00:57:41.980 guy in the back
00:57:42.480 just sits up one
00:57:43.380 time and gets his
00:57:44.080 book bag to leave
00:57:44.760 the room but in
00:57:46.440 another version of
00:57:48.260 that same scenario
00:57:49.120 the guy gets up
00:57:50.320 and and pulls
00:57:52.220 out a weapon and
00:57:54.060 just to be able to
00:57:55.060 like know the
00:57:56.020 difference or be
00:57:56.980 able to like in
00:57:58.680 the minute seconds
00:57:59.540 that you're standing
00:58:00.140 there to watch on
00:58:01.860 the screen and be
00:58:02.580 able to know okay
00:58:03.340 what's gonna happen
00:58:04.060 right now that
00:58:06.840 shit was baffling
00:58:07.580 man it was so
00:58:09.080 hard to be able to
00:58:10.360 know to be able to
00:58:13.900 have reflexes that
00:58:14.820 made sense or to be
00:58:15.820 able to be it was
00:58:17.200 impossible sometimes it
00:58:18.400 was impossible you
00:58:19.900 think a guy was a
00:58:21.620 guy was just a full
00:58:22.760 open in a newspaper
00:58:23.740 and next thing you
00:58:24.720 know you pull and
00:58:25.280 you shoot on him and
00:58:26.620 another time a guy's it
00:58:27.800 looks like he's
00:58:28.180 opening a newspaper he
00:58:29.080 pulls a gun out and
00:58:30.140 starts shooting at you
00:58:30.980 but to know it just
00:58:34.120 blew my mind man
00:58:34.960 anyway when you when
00:58:36.240 you said about guns
00:58:37.020 made me think about
00:58:37.740 that about that
00:58:38.600 experience I had a
00:58:39.440 long time ago and I
00:58:42.440 thought about this
00:58:42.960 past week when I was
00:58:44.000 handling the weaponry
00:58:45.860 out there and
00:58:46.640 handling a different
00:58:47.440 violent you know
00:58:48.680 utensils and this and
00:58:49.700 that onward
00:58:50.300 I was doing pretty
00:58:51.340 well I had a falling
00:58:53.840 out with my box and
00:58:54.960 you know got let go
00:58:56.440 which wasn't too bad
00:58:57.560 I felt pretty down at
00:58:59.060 first because I just
00:59:00.560 gotten arrested for a
00:59:01.660 DUI and I was
00:59:03.100 stressed about how I
00:59:03.920 was going to pay for
00:59:04.500 that and everything
00:59:05.120 and my wonderful
00:59:06.580 girlfriend helped
00:59:07.720 find me a new
00:59:08.480 machinist and
00:59:09.280 gunsmith job and I
00:59:10.920 was you know really
00:59:11.720 looking up feeling good
00:59:12.800 about it you know
00:59:13.920 man I really messed
00:59:15.520 up I had a little
00:59:17.440 incident at work and
00:59:18.580 I got scared I you
00:59:20.320 know messed something
00:59:21.020 up and I tried to
00:59:22.320 hide it I lied about
00:59:23.260 it oh man I'm sorry
00:59:26.260 to hear that man I've
00:59:26.980 done that before you
00:59:28.900 know I was supposed to
00:59:29.560 just be doing washing
00:59:31.140 tools one time and I
00:59:32.300 took this tool truck for
00:59:33.420 a ride and I tried to
00:59:35.140 jump a ditch with it and
00:59:36.360 fucking fuck man I
00:59:39.220 fucked everything up
00:59:40.100 Jesus Christ let's hear
00:59:41.880 more at first and you
00:59:45.020 know I came clean
00:59:45.760 right after but you
00:59:46.780 know doesn't matter
00:59:48.460 they didn't want none
00:59:49.240 of that and I don't
00:59:49.960 blame them I shouldn't
00:59:50.720 lie about it and it
00:59:52.540 just really sucks because
00:59:53.680 you know now I don't
00:59:54.600 know what I'm gonna do
00:59:55.420 I embarrassed my
00:59:57.120 girlfriend helped me
00:59:57.820 get the job one of
01:00:00.140 my buddies who you
01:00:01.980 know I used this
01:00:02.960 reference and I
01:00:03.680 embarrassed him and I
01:00:04.720 just made a fool of
01:00:05.580 myself and I feel
01:00:06.400 really bad and just
01:00:08.460 today I crushed my
01:00:09.760 hand man didn't feel
01:00:11.320 too good I had to go
01:00:11.960 get some stitches
01:00:12.760 right after leaving the
01:00:14.520 hospital I fucking
01:00:15.720 reared in some lady
01:00:17.220 in the hospital man
01:00:18.300 so my my main
01:00:20.460 question is I can't
01:00:21.640 really uh seem to
01:00:23.720 keep my head on
01:00:24.420 straight like I don't
01:00:25.180 I just keep messing
01:00:26.540 up I don't know if
01:00:28.360 anybody has some
01:00:28.980 advice out there much
01:00:30.780 appreciated gang
01:00:31.840 gang
01:00:32.220 see how you're the
01:00:33.520 man I love you
01:00:34.200 all right bye
01:00:35.160 love you too bro I
01:00:38.960 love you too man I'm
01:00:39.780 sorry you're struggling
01:00:40.680 with some of these
01:00:41.280 things I
01:00:41.820 isn't that such a bad
01:00:45.860 it's such a tough
01:00:46.560 feeling when you feel
01:00:47.380 like you just everywhere
01:00:48.400 you turn you you make
01:00:51.360 mistakes or you mess
01:00:52.420 things up or
01:00:53.340 you know and I can
01:01:00.620 really relate to that
01:01:01.580 man I can really relate
01:01:02.500 to thinking because
01:01:04.080 then I start thinking
01:01:04.660 I'm no good I'm no
01:01:07.000 good as a person
01:01:07.760 that's where that the
01:01:08.820 when that kind of
01:01:09.520 stuff happens in my
01:01:10.340 life I start thinking
01:01:11.740 I'm no good as a
01:01:12.540 person and then I
01:01:15.360 don't want to interact
01:01:16.080 with other people
01:01:16.780 anymore because I feel
01:01:17.780 like oh man every
01:01:19.440 time I interact with
01:01:20.180 people I just end up
01:01:20.880 kind of messing their
01:01:21.600 lives up or doing
01:01:22.620 something bad and and
01:01:25.320 the safest thing for me
01:01:26.220 to do is just stay
01:01:27.000 away from others and
01:01:27.900 be a be and just keep
01:01:29.320 to myself but then
01:01:31.120 when I do that the
01:01:32.760 little dark arts really
01:01:33.820 can bloom even
01:01:34.620 stronger because I'm
01:01:35.440 just alone with my
01:01:36.620 thoughts and let me
01:01:39.500 say this man my
01:01:40.960 brother helped me
01:01:41.520 realize this recently
01:01:42.360 that what I do and
01:01:44.700 who I am can be
01:01:46.080 different things if I
01:01:48.520 make mistakes that
01:01:49.320 doesn't mean that I'm
01:01:50.040 a mistake okay you're
01:01:53.740 a good person you have
01:01:57.660 made some choices that
01:01:58.940 didn't work out the way
01:01:59.920 you wanted them to you
01:02:03.160 probably feel the
01:02:05.100 repercussions of those
01:02:06.080 are really huge and
01:02:07.080 you can't surmount them
01:02:08.220 but you can you know
01:02:12.020 and all these things
01:02:12.740 aren't happening at
01:02:13.400 once you know I know
01:02:15.080 it feels like they are
01:02:16.120 but you can solve them
01:02:17.080 one at a time now if
01:02:20.260 you apologize to
01:02:21.040 somebody you can't
01:02:21.840 expect them maybe to
01:02:22.820 immediately accept the
01:02:24.100 apology and and be okay
01:02:26.040 that's now that's that's
01:02:27.920 that's something we can't
01:02:29.560 expect but you can let
01:02:31.860 them know hey this is
01:02:32.940 the choice I made this
01:02:33.960 is why I made it I made
01:02:36.000 a mistake let me know
01:02:38.480 how I can if there's
01:02:39.860 something I can do to
01:02:40.700 remedy the situation I
01:02:41.840 know you helped me get
01:02:42.740 this job let me know
01:02:45.520 what it is I think if
01:02:47.820 you're honest and
01:02:48.580 sincere then you can
01:02:50.520 repair those those
01:02:52.340 damages I really believe
01:02:54.220 that now you may not
01:02:56.080 repair immediately it
01:02:57.640 may take a little bit
01:02:58.640 of time for those to
01:02:59.420 completely repair or get
01:03:00.720 better so just recognize
01:03:03.080 that don't don't think
01:03:04.600 if that doesn't you know
01:03:06.300 they don't accept me
01:03:07.040 immediately or they
01:03:07.680 don't that that you're
01:03:09.800 that everything's horrible
01:03:12.060 or it's never going to
01:03:12.740 happen that's not true
01:03:13.660 but the choices you make
01:03:16.360 or things that happen or
01:03:17.340 things you do or things
01:03:18.240 you're a part of and who
01:03:19.260 you are those are two
01:03:20.480 different things man
01:03:21.420 you know this doesn't
01:03:24.880 mean you're a bad
01:03:25.480 person this doesn't mean
01:03:26.340 you're not going to be
01:03:26.960 successful that doesn't
01:03:27.900 mean you're not capable
01:03:28.980 it doesn't mean you don't
01:03:30.760 deserve to live in this
01:03:31.680 world or to be a part of a
01:03:33.520 loving relationship or to
01:03:34.800 have somebody care about
01:03:35.760 you
01:03:36.060 this does that doesn't mean
01:03:39.080 any of these things
01:03:39.980 you know it sounds like
01:03:43.560 you maybe could just use
01:03:46.320 some help overall it seems
01:03:47.780 like with the way that you
01:03:49.020 are operating in the
01:03:51.200 world you know sometimes
01:03:55.320 the way that we think the
01:03:56.720 world is and the way that
01:03:57.960 it really is are a little
01:03:59.060 bit off and for me I got
01:04:03.220 in that's why I did this
01:04:04.320 got into 12-step and stuff
01:04:07.120 like that recovery programs
01:04:08.320 because those things really
01:04:09.260 helped me you know I always
01:04:11.940 thought that everybody was I
01:04:13.340 was I don't know I thought
01:04:16.520 that it was all about me like
01:04:17.840 I don't know sometimes I
01:04:19.880 still do I don't know I
01:04:20.840 trying to think of what I
01:04:22.160 thought
01:04:22.540 I always thought that life
01:04:29.940 was this weird competition
01:04:31.140 kind of that everybody was
01:04:33.240 keeping all these scores and
01:04:34.260 nobody was it wasn't really
01:04:36.480 happening people were just
01:04:38.600 trying to survive and people
01:04:39.980 were just and for the most
01:04:41.380 part people were trying to do
01:04:42.320 well and they were trying to do
01:04:44.320 well by one another and when I
01:04:49.840 learned to interact with the
01:04:51.040 world at an easier softer way
01:04:53.200 things got easier for me in
01:04:55.920 every asset and every facet
01:04:57.880 relationships employment you know
01:05:02.320 I learned how to you know just
01:05:05.280 the value of telling the truth
01:05:08.060 sometimes I lie about shit man I
01:05:10.180 shouldn't even have still do
01:05:11.960 sometimes but not like I was
01:05:14.240 before man and I felt like the
01:05:17.660 world didn't want me that it
01:05:18.820 just like I was just here in it
01:05:20.140 sometimes and now I know I'm a
01:05:22.040 part of it just like other
01:05:22.960 people are and that we all make
01:05:24.700 mistakes and a lot of times
01:05:25.700 people are really understanding
01:05:27.000 when they when you're really
01:05:28.440 being honest with them
01:05:29.640 you know somewhere inside of me a
01:05:33.060 long time ago I felt like if I
01:05:34.100 was honest with people that they
01:05:35.120 weren't gonna love me I think
01:05:36.300 you know I think some of that
01:05:40.420 just went back to maybe at a
01:05:41.740 young age or you know maybe I
01:05:44.680 felt like I was really expressing
01:05:46.060 need and I didn't get the
01:05:48.600 response that I wanted and so
01:05:49.980 somewhere inside of me that part
01:05:51.160 of me closed up and didn't really
01:05:53.380 open up correctly again but that's
01:05:58.360 not true man you did there's a
01:05:59.720 couple of things that have
01:06:00.780 occurred and you can you can
01:06:03.340 remedy them for yourself and you
01:06:07.280 can change the way that you
01:06:08.320 behave so that they don't happen
01:06:09.920 again so you don't feel this way
01:06:11.300 again and that's what I did find
01:06:18.100 when I got into 12 step and the
01:06:20.640 type of stuff is I found an easier
01:06:22.300 softer way to live which I didn't
01:06:26.660 think existed man God you know I
01:06:30.680 thought that the world like I still
01:06:32.160 feel like it sometimes I take my
01:06:33.240 own willpower back so much and it's
01:06:35.140 like I just I'm trying to control
01:06:36.440 everything and man I can't do that
01:06:38.320 I can't do that and thank God I
01:06:41.940 can't if the world revolved around
01:06:44.960 me dude it would fall apart you know
01:06:48.960 I don't even have any milk at home so
01:06:51.220 fuck you know I'm doing but it's
01:06:55.640 gonna be okay man I promise you and
01:06:58.140 if you're not feeling good take a nap or
01:06:59.600 something and take some positive
01:07:01.960 action but don't sit around just
01:07:07.380 thinking and for just feeling move
01:07:09.320 your feet move your feet man and your
01:07:12.200 brain will follow take action and you
01:07:16.040 can remedy these you can remedy these
01:07:17.980 things millions of people have been
01:07:19.320 through the same type of time you're
01:07:20.940 having right now and they are okay and
01:07:24.600 and they are living lives right now
01:07:26.420 that are comfortable and loving and
01:07:28.520 and there's nothing wrong with you as a
01:07:32.040 person you know there really isn't
01:07:35.260 man there's nothing wrong with you as a
01:07:38.620 person you there you are involved in
01:07:42.180 some things right now where you haven't
01:07:43.480 made some of the best choices that's
01:07:45.040 okay you know what that is it's human
01:07:48.180 and the beautiful thing is it sounds
01:07:52.200 like there's a lot of people around
01:07:53.120 you that also really can see the good
01:07:55.580 parts of you people are willing to help
01:07:57.500 you out and recommend you for things
01:07:59.560 and you know so sometimes we can't even
01:08:03.280 see our own beauty we can't even see the
01:08:05.080 beautiful things that are in us man
01:08:06.660 because the way that we see the world is
01:08:10.740 a little off it's not the right way our
01:08:13.000 are we we we in a kaleidoscope and
01:08:17.180 really it's just a um it's just a pipe
01:08:20.780 where you can just see through it but
01:08:23.440 we out here kaleidoscoping man we got
01:08:25.240 to be tuned a little but keep your help
01:08:29.020 keep your head up man and be good to
01:08:30.660 yourself dude and um just realize that
01:08:33.960 we're all just people and that uh that
01:08:35.620 we're trying our best and it's okay man
01:08:38.260 if you if some things happen it's okay
01:08:41.320 you know you're not a bad person
01:08:43.580 okay you just have done a couple
01:08:46.360 things that aren't working out for you
01:08:48.960 at this moment but take be easy on
01:08:52.440 yourself you know it's the same thing
01:08:54.140 you guys always tell me so I'm just
01:08:57.000 learning this from watching y'all um
01:08:59.880 but yeah I'm so excited for Dustin
01:09:01.720 Poirier this weekend dude you guys know
01:09:03.340 I am I'm always talking about on
01:09:04.680 Instagram and shit and uh I just you
01:09:09.460 know uh you know um he just has I don't
01:09:15.540 know man the guy just I feel like he
01:09:19.260 fights for people that can't fight for
01:09:20.660 themselves a little bit he's that
01:09:21.880 underdog you know he's that thing
01:09:23.940 inside of all of us a little bit that
01:09:25.520 uh and it's in and to me there's just
01:09:28.320 something inspirational about it uh and I
01:09:31.340 think it is to anybody but I'll tell you
01:09:34.780 this man and this is one time where it
01:09:36.560 makes more sense than ever dude be good
01:09:38.420 to yourself brother uh you know be good
01:09:42.320 to yourself man I mean fuck dude they I
01:09:45.080 was in so far in left field dude I was
01:09:46.940 even one time I got a job bagging
01:09:49.360 groceries and I was still in the game
01:09:51.320 so I you know sometimes life puts us in
01:09:55.920 some precarious scenarios uh but that's
01:10:01.320 okay that's okay man life this is a it
01:10:06.180 this is is a challenge for everyone it's
01:10:09.860 a challenge for everyone so just don't
01:10:12.260 be too hard on yourself man you can be
01:10:14.040 all you can be all right I promise you
01:10:15.460 I promise you man I've felt so bad about
01:10:18.800 myself and and right now I feel okay and
01:10:23.920 you will too it's okay man it's okay and
01:10:27.080 I'll keep repeating that but I just want
01:10:28.320 to make sure that you know it you know
01:10:32.400 that you are that you are okay it's
01:10:36.520 gonna be all right um you guys be good
01:10:40.300 to yourselves man check out that uh the
01:10:42.920 whole conversation with um with Billy
01:10:44.740 Conforto's cousin man you got to make
01:10:47.360 sure that you check that out man Chucky uh
01:10:50.640 or Chuck sorry you check out that whole uh
01:10:54.640 oh man he just sent me this picture
01:10:56.760 oh man he just sent me this picture of
01:11:03.440 Billy's mom wearing the R.I.P.
01:11:05.020 Billy Conforto shirt and one of the dogs
01:11:07.380 is like kind of getting onto her lap a
01:11:10.060 little bit
01:11:10.620 man God is good bro humanity is powerful
01:11:18.000 dude I'm Chuck he just said uh just gave
01:11:23.240 my mom her shirt tears of joy man yeah
01:11:29.280 it's okay man if we make mistakes or we
01:11:31.020 mess up because we just we can we can
01:11:32.680 we can get things back on track and we
01:11:34.360 can tighten up and we can affect people
01:11:36.020 we don't know the actions that you know
01:11:38.500 the friendships we're gonna make the
01:11:41.220 effect that they're gonna have on people
01:11:42.300 years later years later there's a
01:11:45.740 picture of uh Billy Conforto's mom
01:11:48.340 right here wearing a shirt uh tears of joy
01:11:54.140 he said you know that's the power of
01:11:57.540 people right there
01:11:58.380 um yeah we're gonna be okay man you guys
01:12:06.180 be good to yourselves you know and if
01:12:08.860 somebody's hands are cold boy hit them
01:12:10.340 with them air mittens dude life is short
01:12:12.340 uh but it is sweet man and we're here
01:12:16.180 together you know and there's a reason
01:12:18.160 why we're all here at the same time I
01:12:19.520 believe that
01:12:20.140 um you guys be good to yourselves and
01:12:26.220 we're gonna go out the way that we came
01:12:27.460 into the world baby
01:12:28.460 with a little bit of shine
01:12:32.200 R.I.P. Billy man love you brother
01:12:45.400 I'm just sitting on your front porch
01:12:50.440 wondering how could I be so far from my
01:12:54.120 home
01:12:55.480 and my mind is somewhere else but when I
01:13:01.980 find it I'll patch up where it's been
01:13:04.960 blown
01:13:06.420 now I'm just floating on the breeze and I
01:13:13.120 feel I'm falling like these leaves I must
01:13:16.280 be
01:13:16.680 cornerstone
01:13:18.720 oh but when I reach that ground I'll
01:13:23.920 share this peace of mind I found I can
01:13:26.920 feel it
01:13:27.720 in my bones
01:13:30.020 but it's gonna take
01:13:32.760 a little time
01:13:35.520 for me to set that parking brake and let
01:13:40.360 myself unwind
01:13:42.160 shine that light on me
01:13:46.200 I'll sit and tell you my story
01:13:51.820 shine on me
01:13:56.800 and I will find a song
01:14:01.040 I will sing it just for you
01:14:04.740 embankment gang baby
01:14:07.740 I've been moving way too fast
01:14:11.940 on the runaway train
01:14:13.400 with a heavy load of my
01:14:15.200 past
01:14:17.020 and these worlds that I've been
01:14:21.540 rhyming on
01:14:22.400 they're worn so thin that they're
01:14:24.300 damn near gone
01:14:25.200 I guess now they just weren't
01:14:27.140 built to last
01:14:28.860 yeah I'm gonna try
01:14:31.740 to make sense of what I can
01:14:35.580 of where I'm going
01:14:37.360 Billy C baby
01:14:38.560 shine that light on me
01:14:44.680 I'll sit and tell you my story
01:14:50.300 shine on me
01:14:55.100 you name a tougher
01:14:56.760 Italian
01:14:58.260 boxer
01:14:59.560 chef
01:15:00.900 bus boy
01:15:02.480 dope runner
01:15:06.180 gay
01:15:08.920 champion
01:15:11.340 dog owner
01:15:12.760 friend
01:15:14.980 loyal human
01:15:18.920 than Billy Conforto
01:15:22.800 but I don't think you can
01:15:23.720 and you know what man
01:15:26.040 it just shows
01:15:26.500 we're not just one thing
01:15:27.640 you make some mistakes
01:15:29.780 we do this
01:15:30.440 you mess up at work
01:15:31.480 you hit a car
01:15:32.160 we're not just one thing
01:15:33.880 man that thing doesn't
01:15:34.680 define who you are
01:15:35.720 you are many many things
01:15:38.400 and more often than not
01:15:42.080 all the things that you are
01:15:43.660 when we put them together
01:15:45.320 man that we're okay
01:15:46.780 you know we are a good person
01:15:49.080 you know just look at the
01:15:54.340 big picture of who you are
01:15:55.520 because I bet it's a nice
01:15:56.520 image brother
01:15:57.140 you guys be good to yourselves man
01:16:19.300 because you deserve it
01:16:20.420 okay
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01:17:22.320 to podcasts
01:17:22.880 or watch us
01:17:24.180 on YouTube
01:17:24.620 yeah
01:17:25.060 and yes
01:17:25.940 don't worry
01:17:26.540 my Brad Pitt impression
01:17:27.760 will get better