On this episode of the podcast, we talk about the Seattle Mariners and their recent struggles in the playoffs. We also talk about some of our favorite summertime songs and songs that are supposed to be about summertime.
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00:00:20.080How are you, Chick? We are recording here, and camera going and going.
00:00:35.960Excelente, and that means excellent. In Spanish, you know, that's one of the easy ones.
00:00:44.700There's harder ones, peligroso, and that means danger in Spanish, so it gets trickier, you know, the closer you get to Spain, really.
00:01:02.520Anyway, you know, I made a mistake. I saw a man the other day, and he was in a, in a, he had a hat on, right?
00:01:16.760You know, he had that brim, and so I went up, and it said Mariners, you know, and so I said, oh, you know, are you a big fan?
00:01:26.900And, you know, I said, unfortunately, you guys are one of the only teams never to win the, the pennant, you know, the championship, the major league championship.
00:01:40.920And he just looked, he said, excuse me, I said, you know, you guys are one of the, you know, Seattle, you guys are one of the only teams, you know, to never win it.
00:01:56.200It's unfortunate, and he's just, you know, I said, you know, I was a Saints fan, and they, they hadn't, they didn't win it for 30 years, and, you know, I know your pain a little, and I said, you know,
00:02:09.020I, and he's just kind of looking at me weird, I said, you know, I love Ichiro, and I always have, really.
00:02:17.060You know, enjoyed Ichiro Suzuki, if you, if you've seen him, or if you haven't, he is a man, and I'm not gonna, you know, racially profile him, but, you know, he could be Bobby Lee's daddy.
00:02:31.460I'll say that, you know, you wouldn't be surprised if you looked up the song Sang Dynasty, and he was in one of the arts, you know, one of the drawings, or whatever.
00:02:47.560But, you know, I said, I love Ichiro, you know, Tino Martinez, I'm rattling off different Mariners players.
00:02:55.620And he's like, what are, what are you, and at this point, I can tell he's getting a little upset, and I started to think something was wrong, I started to feel high, honestly.
00:03:06.740And he's like, well, what in the fuck are you talking about?
00:03:13.060And I pointed at his hat, and it said, Marines on it.
00:03:16.120And, I mean, just damn, you know, just, nothing, there's something, when you ask a member of an armed force, you know, when you ask a man who is a, you know, a warrior, who's traveled to other lands, you know, to, you know, to fight and, you know, try and, you know,
00:03:46.860You know, hook up with women on his off days, and, you know, or be secretly in love with men, or whatever, you know, a military.
00:03:56.040When you ask a man like that, and you just repeatedly kind of accuse him of being a Seattle Mariners fan, it's, well, it's not something you want to do.
00:05:46.760That's Embrace Me Summertime by Isobel Walton.
00:05:51.800And that is supposed to be a damn summertime kind of tune, melody, you know, something to just, you know, just give your ears a little bit of Halloween, you know, just something, you know, to somebody.
00:06:08.460You know, my mother used to have a friend that would come over sometime and I don't know if he was a friend as much as he was just somebody that was trying to, you know, have sex with my mother.
00:10:21.500And you say, look, you know, I want, I want a man to, you know, fill his mouth with lump crab meat and run around a damn, you know, indoor track.
00:13:40.740How can I get this thing that makes me look great and makes police or makes firemen or even anybody look bad?
00:13:50.480I saw one person, it looked like they had a fake fireman out there with them.
00:13:55.240You know, and they were not tickling him, but kind of trying to look like they were getting in a fight or something.
00:14:00.400It really just looked like somebody was just kind of tickling a fat cop.
00:14:04.200Which that's something they should do every now and then.
00:14:09.420Get the fattest cop out and let everybody tickle him a little.
00:14:14.620I'm not saying that will calm or quell some of the anarchy, but I think it'll help a little.
00:14:26.800You know, if you saw a bunch of real dark hands tickling a fat cop, that's going to set everybody a little bit at ease, I think.
00:14:34.860But, yeah, what did I, I saw something where some Antifa members, you know, someone had put on their job application that they served two years in Antifa and that they were in two battles.
00:17:09.620Like, pitching out to networks for the, um, the Saturday morning tunes, you know, that are on Instagram.
00:17:19.180And so we finally got a good package to take out a real cartoon and we've been taking it out and, and I've been getting some response from a couple spots.
00:17:27.580So, uh, I'll keep you guys posted on how that's going.
00:17:31.040But thank you so much over time for just supporting, uh, the cartoons and just the ability to be able to do that.
00:17:38.580But, you know, um, that never would have happened if it weren't for this podcast, making these, you know, these cartoons.
00:17:45.800And I'm a little scary because, you know, sometimes you take on a lot of, you know, when you take things into Hollywood, it can get a little strange.
00:17:56.200Um, but hopefully we'll be able to just end up making something that's fun and, and have an opportunity.
00:18:23.540You know, it could, the old days you had a seashell up to you.
00:18:26.180You could just hear the ocean or maybe sometime you hear a fish, you know, or an octopus do something.
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00:20:48.040Now, I don't even think the Bible really gets into that or even, I don't think, you know, science, which is basically just, you know, kind of like an updated Bible kind of, I don't even think they get into that.
00:22:35.740I don't remember whose mouth it was, man.
00:22:41.580I just remember my fingers got kind of wet and I just, I didn't know what to do, dude.
00:22:48.440I just, I'd never, you know, I'd never been there on the front lines of, you know, kind of man, you know, you know, men only kind of sexual communication.