This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 27, 2020


E289 Through the Sprinkler


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1 hour and 8 minutes

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On this episode of the podcast, we talk about the Seattle Mariners and their recent struggles in the playoffs. We also talk about some of our favorite summertime songs and songs that are supposed to be about summertime.

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00:00:20.080 How are you, Chick? We are recording here, and camera going and going.
00:00:35.960 Excelente, and that means excellent. In Spanish, you know, that's one of the easy ones.
00:00:44.700 There's harder ones, peligroso, and that means danger in Spanish, so it gets trickier, you know, the closer you get to Spain, really.
00:01:02.520 Anyway, you know, I made a mistake. I saw a man the other day, and he was in a, in a, he had a hat on, right?
00:01:16.760 You know, he had that brim, and so I went up, and it said Mariners, you know, and so I said, oh, you know, are you a big fan?
00:01:26.900 And, you know, I said, unfortunately, you guys are one of the only teams never to win the, the pennant, you know, the championship, the major league championship.
00:01:40.920 And he just looked, he said, excuse me, I said, you know, you guys are one of the, you know, Seattle, you guys are one of the only teams, you know, to never win it.
00:01:56.200 It's unfortunate, and he's just, you know, I said, you know, I was a Saints fan, and they, they hadn't, they didn't win it for 30 years, and, you know, I know your pain a little, and I said, you know,
00:02:09.020 I, and he's just kind of looking at me weird, I said, you know, I love Ichiro, and I always have, really.
00:02:17.060 You know, enjoyed Ichiro Suzuki, if you, if you've seen him, or if you haven't, he is a man, and I'm not gonna, you know, racially profile him, but, you know, he could be Bobby Lee's daddy.
00:02:31.460 I'll say that, you know, you wouldn't be surprised if you looked up the song Sang Dynasty, and he was in one of the arts, you know, one of the drawings, or whatever.
00:02:47.560 But, you know, I said, I love Ichiro, you know, Tino Martinez, I'm rattling off different Mariners players.
00:02:55.620 And he's like, what are, what are you, and at this point, I can tell he's getting a little upset, and I started to think something was wrong, I started to feel high, honestly. 0.99
00:03:06.740 And he's like, well, what in the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:03:10.420 I said, the Mariners. 0.99
00:03:13.060 And I pointed at his hat, and it said, Marines on it. 0.98
00:03:16.120 And, I mean, just damn, you know, just, nothing, there's something, when you ask a member of an armed force, you know, when you ask a man who is a, you know, a warrior, who's traveled to other lands, you know, to, you know, to fight and, you know, try and, you know, 0.97
00:03:46.860 You know, hook up with women on his off days, and, you know, or be secretly in love with men, or whatever, you know, a military. 0.96
00:03:56.040 When you ask a man like that, and you just repeatedly kind of accuse him of being a Seattle Mariners fan, it's, well, it's not something you want to do.
00:04:08.060 Let's crack into a tune or two.
00:04:16.120 That one, nah, let's try a different one here.
00:04:34.900 These are summertime melodies, you know, beats.
00:04:38.380 Here we go.
00:04:43.200 And this has that little summertime vibe kind of.
00:04:59.540 Maybe you and your lady taking a walk by the lake or by a drainage canal or something, you know.
00:05:08.800 You and your lady splitting a piece of Nicorette out there. 0.98
00:05:23.580 You look out and you see something in the water.
00:05:25.800 There you go.
00:05:45.480 And that's beautiful right there.
00:05:46.760 That's Embrace Me Summertime by Isobel Walton. 0.90
00:05:51.800 And that is supposed to be a damn summertime kind of tune, melody, you know, something to just, you know, just give your ears a little bit of Halloween, you know, just something, you know, to somebody. 0.98
00:06:08.460 You know, my mother used to have a friend that would come over sometime and I don't know if he was a friend as much as he was just somebody that was trying to, you know, have sex with my mother. 0.99
00:06:22.960 And he used to do this little thing. 0.94
00:06:25.480 He'd put a Tic Tac in his ear and then turn his head and make it go in there.
00:06:30.240 And, you know, I don't know.
00:06:35.380 I mean, honestly, I have no idea if it ever, if the man ever really got it out or not.
00:06:39.680 But shout out the Marines and the Seattle Mariners and do not make that mistake.
00:06:50.060 Here's one.
00:06:50.720 Oh, yeah.
00:06:55.100 Now, this is that Country Time Lemonade kind of vibe.
00:07:08.540 Oh, yeah.
00:07:09.220 This is definitely a couple of white guys maybe split a piece of, you know, Viagra or Blue Chew gum, you know, that wiener gum. 0.88
00:07:27.540 And they're both now it's a threesome. 0.97
00:07:30.120 They're both banging in, you know, just hammering into a young woman they've both known for a long time.
00:07:39.220 A woman who is willing to be in this.
00:07:51.160 You know, she's enjoying it and everybody's doing good.
00:07:58.020 There they go. 1.00
00:08:01.840 A couple of youngsters getting that sex in, maybe doing a little bit of fucking right there. 1.00
00:08:09.220 A couple of youngsters getting that sex in, maybe doing a little bit of fucking right there. 1.00
00:08:11.100 Okay. 1.00
00:08:13.120 And that's some good music right there.
00:08:17.360 It is July 27th, and it is the year 2020.
00:08:26.060 In case the aliens have lumbered upon this.
00:08:29.680 You know, in case the vessel that is current society ends up in the, you know, if the realm closes and everything ends,
00:08:44.180 and the vessel that we are on just titanics into the past,
00:08:52.120 and one day an alien, you know, some little sneaky ass alien, 1.00
00:08:59.200 because you know how some of them are, 0.96
00:09:02.160 you know, he's probably doing a little bit of space coke or something, 0.98
00:09:06.720 busting a gram of damn, you know, moon ketamine or something. 0.95
00:09:10.140 And he lumbers over and cracks open the time capsule that was 2020. 0.99
00:09:19.120 Maybe this will fall right out onto him.
00:09:23.460 You know?
00:09:24.900 Maybe Ken Griffey Jr. will join the Marines.
00:09:31.240 What's happening, man?
00:09:33.620 I've been, what have I been doing? 1.00
00:09:35.260 I helped somebody move today, and that shit will get you. 0.99
00:09:44.460 You know, there's a thing, a service called TaskRabbit. 0.99
00:09:47.300 You put in something you want on there.
00:09:49.260 You want somebody to do something, and they'll see if they'll do it.
00:09:53.740 You know, oh, Hank will do it for $40.
00:09:56.000 You put whatever.
00:09:56.920 Get me a dessert, you know, or, you know, stand in line at the DMV. 1.00
00:10:01.520 You know, fucking tickle my cousin. 0.99
00:10:05.380 Do whatever. 1.00
00:10:06.060 Do something.
00:10:08.340 You know, and you get that subordinate.
00:10:10.280 It's somebody that'll come, they'll do it.
00:10:13.600 You know, it's anything called TaskRabbit.
00:10:16.060 It's an app.
00:10:18.740 It's an application on your iPhone. 1.00
00:10:20.680 You get that sucker. 0.99
00:10:21.500 And you say, look, you know, I want, I want a man to, you know, fill his mouth with lump crab meat and run around a damn, you know, indoor track. 1.00
00:10:38.040 All right. 0.98
00:10:40.300 You know, Reginald, he'll do it for $40, man.
00:10:43.620 And it's just, you can get anything.
00:10:47.440 I want somebody, I mean, I think it's nothing sexual you can't get, but you could get anything else.
00:10:53.820 I want somebody to come over here and hug me.
00:10:56.600 You know, $7, $8.
00:10:59.400 Just different options, man.
00:11:00.580 I got a lot of options on there.
00:11:03.940 So I used that TaskRabbit, found a man to help.
00:11:07.140 And next thing you know, I got a nice new lamp.
00:11:10.340 Dropped a sofa off by my friend's house.
00:11:13.620 She decided she didn't want it after we moved her sofa out.
00:11:18.740 So then we had to go back, me and this TaskRabbit, this man named Andrew.
00:11:24.040 And he was tall. 0.91
00:11:25.120 This man probably damn, I mean, I'd be crazy to say nine feet, but I'd be dishonest if I said he was anything under 8'1". 0.98
00:11:34.720 This 8'1 fella. 0.99
00:11:37.540 I mean, this guy probably had a wiener on him like a damn, you know, he had a wiener that I bet would eat a worm if you fed it to it. 0.99
00:11:47.380 That kind of guy, you know, just a real, he got that Olympic wiener. 0.99
00:11:51.680 You know, you put his wiener, you know, behind something, it'll jump over it. 1.00
00:11:59.680 That kind of, I mean, when you got that much body and that, you know, 8'1", your dick will do a stunt. 1.00
00:12:06.820 Your dick will do a stunt. 1.00
00:12:14.960 And that's really, there's nothing wrong with that. 0.99
00:12:17.880 But, yeah, so I helped some moving.
00:12:24.300 Oh, they had a rally not far from my place today, a protest.
00:12:29.600 And pretty cool to see, you know.
00:12:32.980 I mean, I'm all about people actively expressing their, you know, their disdain and their discomfort.
00:12:40.660 You know, people just putting their voice out in there and creating a fire with their throats and with their emotions.
00:12:47.880 And, I mean, at some points it gets wild, too.
00:12:51.620 I mean, a lot of these protests have turned into just photo opportunities. 0.98
00:12:56.140 You know, little Dorothy's out there showing her, you know, showing her coochie to a damn, you know, to a fireman. 1.00
00:13:06.280 And they take a picture and say, oh, Dorothy's, you know, she's going to save Antarctica. 0.81
00:13:10.540 And you're like, uh, I don't know. 0.99
00:13:14.240 Now, you know, Dorothy's going to get some damn, probably some creosote in her, in her crea crotch, man. 1.00
00:13:23.160 She's going to get some, you know, she's going to end up with some damn, you know, a secondhand disease. 1.00
00:13:27.460 I mean, it's just dangerous. 1.00
00:13:29.320 You know, you open your vagina up there on a damn busy intersection. 1.00
00:13:32.920 You know, shit gets dangerous. 1.00
00:13:34.240 It's just a lot of people out there now just looking for photo opportunities, I find. 0.99
00:13:37.680 You know, what's the best angle?
00:13:40.740 How can I get this thing that makes me look great and makes police or makes firemen or even anybody look bad?
00:13:50.480 I saw one person, it looked like they had a fake fireman out there with them.
00:13:55.240 You know, and they were not tickling him, but kind of trying to look like they were getting in a fight or something.
00:14:00.400 It really just looked like somebody was just kind of tickling a fat cop.
00:14:04.200 Which that's something they should do every now and then. 0.86
00:14:09.420 Get the fattest cop out and let everybody tickle him a little.
00:14:14.620 I'm not saying that will calm or quell some of the anarchy, but I think it'll help a little. 0.65
00:14:26.800 You know, if you saw a bunch of real dark hands tickling a fat cop, that's going to set everybody a little bit at ease, I think.
00:14:34.860 But, yeah, what did I, I saw something where some Antifa members, you know, someone had put on their job application that they served two years in Antifa and that they were in two battles. 0.90
00:14:54.100 I'm like, friggin' battles?
00:14:58.040 It was like, yeah, you know, I served under the watch of Milkshake 47 as we commandeered a DSW shoes. 0.95
00:15:08.320 You know, you may know me from some of my work.
00:15:12.480 You know, there's a Snapchat video of me beating a small business owner.
00:15:19.760 Like, I don't think you put that on your job application.
00:15:22.860 Oh, yeah, you may know me.
00:15:26.280 I was, you know, I was in, I served in Antifa for two weeks.
00:15:33.720 Um, you know, I, uh, I started a fire, uh, outside of an abandoned Toys R Us.
00:15:43.880 So, you know, there's definitely some Snapchats of my work.
00:15:48.120 It's just like, what the F?
00:15:50.680 What the Fs?
00:15:53.220 What the Fs?
00:15:55.080 Um, what else, man?
00:15:56.660 What else is going on?
00:15:57.500 Things are going on.
00:15:58.500 It's summertime.
00:15:59.100 It's a time for love.
00:16:13.580 I do know that.
00:16:14.280 Yeah, I watched a little bit of baseball.
00:16:42.500 What else?
00:16:43.080 Uh, you know, I didn't do too much.
00:16:44.860 Went for a couple runs.
00:16:46.720 Um, you know, I'm going to go to Nashville.
00:16:50.320 Uh, next weekend, I believe.
00:16:53.980 You know, and go be around there for about a week.
00:16:56.400 Just to kind of see what's cracking.
00:16:58.840 You know, see what's going on and get a vibe.
00:17:01.660 Um, waiting to hear back on the animated cartoon.
00:17:05.980 You know, we, we took a, a pitch out.
00:17:09.620 Like, pitching out to networks for the, um, the Saturday morning tunes, you know, that are on Instagram.
00:17:19.180 And so we finally got a good package to take out a real cartoon and we've been taking it out and, and I've been getting some response from a couple spots.
00:17:27.580 So, uh, I'll keep you guys posted on how that's going.
00:17:31.040 But thank you so much over time for just supporting, uh, the cartoons and just the ability to be able to do that.
00:17:38.580 But, you know, um, that never would have happened if it weren't for this podcast, making these, you know, these cartoons.
00:17:45.800 And I'm a little scary because, you know, sometimes you take on a lot of, you know, when you take things into Hollywood, it can get a little strange.
00:17:56.200 Um, but hopefully we'll be able to just end up making something that's fun and, and have an opportunity.
00:18:02.000 You know, we're trying our best.
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00:20:32.260 You know, a long time ago, I mean, I don't even know if hearing has always been around.
00:20:38.360 I mean, I wonder what senses came first.
00:20:46.500 You know, that's a good question.
00:20:48.040 Now, I don't even think the Bible really gets into that or even, I don't think, you know, science, which is basically just, you know, kind of like an updated Bible kind of, I don't even think they get into that.
00:21:04.880 You know, what was the first sense?
00:21:08.920 I wonder which one it was.
00:21:10.220 I wonder what we need, you know, what, probably touch.
00:21:14.960 You got to have that touch, you know.
00:21:18.600 You got to be able to touch something, man.
00:21:20.660 Cup of tit, you know.
00:21:22.660 Get a berry.
00:21:23.500 Get a grapefruit.
00:21:25.640 Do something.
00:21:26.420 Get something.
00:21:29.580 You know, I remember a couple years ago, a friend of mine told me that he was, you know, in love with men.
00:21:40.160 And I had assumed, I had, I don't know if I knew it, I had thought he probably might have been.
00:21:44.020 Or either that or I just thought this dude, never going to get a woman acting the way he does. 0.98
00:21:51.740 You know, because he's acting really, you know, tender, kind of soft-spoken in the dick, you feel me? 0.99
00:21:58.240 Like that. 0.99
00:21:58.820 And he told me, he said, hey, man, I got to tell you something.
00:22:04.240 You know, he said, I'm gay, you know. 1.00
00:22:06.120 And I said, damn, buddy, you know. 1.00
00:22:09.480 And I said that in my head. 0.99
00:22:10.640 I didn't know what to say outside of me.
00:22:12.060 I didn't know what to use.
00:22:15.440 I just, I didn't know.
00:22:18.880 And I remember, like almost as a, just a reflex, I remember taking, I remember taking my fingers and putting them in his mouth.
00:22:33.880 Or my mouth.
00:22:35.080 Was it my mouth?
00:22:35.740 I don't remember whose mouth it was, man.
00:22:41.580 I just remember my fingers got kind of wet and I just, I didn't know what to do, dude.
00:22:48.440 I just, I'd never, you know, I'd never been there on the front lines of, you know, kind of man, you know, you know, men only kind of sexual communication.
00:23:02.740 Communication.
00:23:05.480 But, anyway.
00:23:09.480 Yeah, what else, man?
00:23:11.020 Not, you know, just getting through it.
00:23:13.900 I'm getting through it.
00:23:17.480 You know, these cases keep going up.
00:23:20.920 Everywhere, you know, every time you turn around, somebody gets this and a new case.
00:23:25.280 You know, 40,000 people dying.
00:23:27.900 Like, what?
00:23:28.660 Where?
00:23:29.020 I just, but maybe they are.
00:23:32.740 And they always are blaming, like, a party on the news.
00:23:37.460 You know, they didn't say any of the, remember, that was the crazy thing.
00:23:40.200 They didn't, no one said, oh, it was the, you know, at the protest, people, it's happening at the protest.
00:23:45.380 It's fine.
00:23:46.720 But just say the truth.
00:23:49.880 That, you know, if hundreds of thousands of people get together in the street to share their voices,
00:23:57.360 then somebody's going to get a disease, man.
00:24:02.220 That's, that's easy.
00:24:04.860 You know, I'm not even good at math.
00:24:06.080 I'll tell you that.
00:24:06.760 And, but all the news is like, oh, some guy had a party.
00:24:15.300 You know, some guy had a party outside of Salt, outside of Siesta Key, you know.
00:24:21.900 Oh, people are getting it.
00:24:23.480 Lance had a party.
00:24:24.420 And it's like, you think every, you think everybody got it from Lance's party?
00:24:32.420 No.
00:24:33.680 It happened with the protests, man.
00:24:36.220 Which is fine.
00:24:37.140 I'm not blaming the protests.
00:24:38.180 I'm not saying the protests are wrong, anything like that.
00:24:40.060 I'm just saying, why can't, let's just, why can't we just have the facts?
00:24:43.980 You know, I think a lot of people can live with the fact, oh, well, people want to do, you know, express their freedom of speech.
00:24:52.920 So, you know, and their right to, you know, to, you know, they wanted to express their voice.
00:25:02.940 And people got the disease, man.
00:25:06.240 So.
00:25:09.060 But.
00:25:10.820 What else, man?
00:25:11.940 We got some, we got some cool calls that came in.
00:25:14.460 We got, you know, we're getting through another episode.
00:25:17.020 We had big Tim Dillon in.
00:25:19.400 God, that guy.
00:25:21.440 He.
00:25:23.300 He's just like a turn back of the clock.
00:25:25.680 If you listen to his podcast, it reminds me of a.
00:25:30.080 Of a Rush Limbaugh type of guy.
00:25:33.600 He kind of takes you back to another time.
00:25:36.840 Let's play a little of this.
00:25:41.940 Oh, we already heard that one.
00:25:44.900 That's Summertime Forgets by Midnight.
00:25:48.660 Let's hear this one.
00:25:49.540 Summertime Nights by More Than Family.
00:25:56.940 Oh, this is nice.
00:25:58.100 You put the kids to bed, you know, or one kid if you only have one.
00:26:15.980 Then you and the missus kind of snuggle up.
00:26:23.400 Maybe an episode of 48 Hours comes on.
00:26:25.800 And you've had a couple beers, baby, so you're hard.
00:26:30.880 You know that.
00:26:32.020 Or you're semi-hard, which is the best you can get.
00:26:43.500 And then both y'all.
00:26:45.980 You fall asleep on the couch and your wife just goes to bed without you.
00:26:49.040 There you go.
00:26:55.700 That's it.
00:26:56.520 That's how it works.
00:26:58.280 We got some great video calls that came in.
00:27:01.520 And you can submit those through the website, theovon.com.
00:27:05.140 We have a great new website that you should go check out.
00:27:08.860 So, let me get to one of those right now.
00:27:15.860 Here we go.
00:27:22.680 Hold on.
00:27:24.380 A little bit.
00:27:25.200 Do a little bit of this and that.
00:27:27.300 I just want to start by saying I love everything that you and your whole crew do.
00:27:36.520 Everything from this past weekend to the fighter and the kid, Tiger Belly, Tiger Pit.
00:27:40.520 I love all you guys.
00:27:42.400 Oh, thank you.
00:27:42.960 And this is a young fellow.
00:27:43.780 This is a ginger gentleman right here.
00:27:46.700 And his name is Larry Ritchie.
00:27:48.940 Go on, brother.
00:27:49.640 But my question comes this week from the fact I grew up with grandparents and they've always
00:27:55.240 been behind the times and I've always felt like that wore off on me, you know, and I
00:27:59.580 started watching you guys' show at the beginning of the pandemic to try and get an idea of like,
00:28:03.740 you know, like this is what's normal, you know, and but I still feel like I'm really in
00:28:08.400 the dark about everything.
00:28:09.480 So, um, I guess my question for you is how does someone stay informed during these times,
00:28:15.680 you know, uh, to everything that's really going on.
00:28:20.760 All right.
00:28:21.520 Stay safe out there.
00:28:22.800 Gang, gang, gang, Larry.
00:28:24.680 I appreciate that, man.
00:28:25.720 How do you stay informed?
00:28:26.640 And he had a dog at the end there that felt uncomfortable.
00:28:29.220 You could hear a little bit of that.
00:28:30.260 Let's go back and listen to that dog. 0.98
00:28:32.160 Really going on.
00:28:33.240 All right.
00:28:33.840 Stay safe out there.
00:28:35.060 Gang, gang.
00:28:36.340 And let's hear the dog one more time.
00:28:37.980 Uh, to everything that's really going on.
00:28:41.980 So, well, first of all, you got to listen to that animal.
00:28:44.540 If you got an animal in front of you, it's going through a tough time, man.
00:28:47.860 You need to do something. 0.94
00:28:49.080 Put your fingers in its mouth or put your fingers in your mouth, brother. 0.98
00:28:52.780 Uh, thank you for calling, Larry, and sending in this video.
00:28:55.720 How do you stay informed?
00:28:56.720 I think you got to just trust your instincts.
00:28:59.900 That's one thing that I think we're getting back to.
00:29:03.280 The news has jumped the shark. 0.99
00:29:04.980 The news isn't even as reliable as the most ignorant person you knew. 0.97
00:29:09.000 They have some video and audio proof. 0.98
00:29:11.260 That's it.
00:29:11.740 But I think a lot of it is just trusting your instincts.
00:29:17.380 And it's almost kind of nice that the news has burnt itself out.
00:29:23.600 You know, it's almost kind of nice because it's like, okay, here's something else.
00:29:26.940 Here's something that I know I don't need.
00:29:29.240 I believe that if people, if you're really, if you were making a point to get that news all the time,
00:29:37.060 we have to be careful that we're not just getting it to fire us up.
00:29:40.440 Because I noticed it for myself.
00:29:44.840 Man, last week I got into it and it fires me up.
00:29:50.140 But it's not my fire.
00:29:51.660 I'm transporting somebody else's heat.
00:29:59.900 You know, I'm just, I'm not.
00:30:04.020 And I think, you know, and also just listening to yourself.
00:30:07.200 Check in with yourself.
00:30:09.340 Focus on your surroundings.
00:30:10.560 See what's going on.
00:30:11.600 You know, that's how you stay informed, man.
00:30:18.300 I think getting, you know, the thing we really need to listen to the most right now is ourselves.
00:30:25.800 You know, I do believe that our hearts will lead us into the best.
00:30:29.000 That's the best.
00:30:29.880 The best MSNBC is right in the middle of our chest, man.
00:30:36.060 Listen to your heart.
00:30:38.420 Remember that song, baby?
00:30:40.360 Listen to your heart.
00:30:44.100 There's always that, like, big jack dude that gets up at karaoke. 0.98
00:30:49.300 And he's always, he always will get, but listen to your heart.
00:30:53.880 That's what I wanted you to do.
00:30:56.860 Listen to your heart. 0.98
00:30:59.880 And people are like, damn, this guy is going to be lonely for a long time, baby. 0.99
00:31:05.620 Thank you, Larry Ritchie, for hitting us with that beautiful visual, man. 0.98
00:31:09.180 He's sending a video, man.
00:31:14.220 We had another, we had a couple calls that came in.
00:31:16.560 A lot of, you know, we put a question on the last episode about if you had a, if you had to take a man on a date.
00:31:25.120 And this is no homo type of stuff. 1.00
00:31:27.020 This is straight up, just straight.
00:31:28.740 This is, if you, if you're a straight man, but you had to take a man on a date, how would you do it?
00:31:33.660 What would you do?
00:31:34.840 We had a couple answers that came in to the hotline.
00:31:37.560 9-8-5-6-6-4-9-5-0-3.
00:31:43.080 Let's hear one, gang.
00:31:44.980 Hey, Theo, this is Dusty from Leesburg again.
00:31:47.640 I was with him.
00:31:48.280 What's up, Dusty?
00:31:49.380 And I've always valued that type of name, a name that also, you know, kind of has an atmosphere to it.
00:31:56.980 Dusty, stormy, you know, windy.
00:32:00.560 Oh, there's Wendy, you know. 1.00
00:32:03.080 That bitch will just scoot off in any direction, yeah. 1.00
00:32:06.300 You know, Buzz, I like that kind of name. 1.00
00:32:10.840 Oh, Buzz, there's Buzz.
00:32:13.480 You know, we've been hit by lightning, you know him.
00:32:16.900 You know, bugs love him.
00:32:18.720 All right, let's hear it.
00:32:19.780 More of the episode, and you wanted us to call in to tell you where we'd take a guy on a date and what we would do.
00:32:26.420 And look, I want to also, and now that I'm hearing this back, this sounds extremely gay, man, which is fine. 0.78
00:32:31.140 If somebody's gay, that's fine. 0.99
00:32:33.300 And if you want to be an adult gay male, then more power to you, buddy. 0.98
00:32:38.360 I'll vote for you, okay? 0.96
00:32:39.980 Depending on what's going on and if you're legitimate, gang.
00:32:43.720 I'm a straight man.
00:32:45.200 Been married for, I hope my wife don't hear this, I don't know, a little while now. 1.00
00:32:49.740 Dude, your wife ain't listening to this damn show, man. 1.00
00:32:52.340 Gang, brother, but I like your attitude, man. 1.00
00:32:54.280 Gang. 0.66
00:32:54.560 It's five, six years, something like that.
00:32:57.660 And I don't know where I would take any man on a date, but I pretend I'm just taking me on a date.
00:33:04.680 And in order to get to my heart, you would need to take me to a nice steak restaurant, buy me that porterhouse. 0.99
00:33:16.180 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:33:17.180 Bone-in Tomahawk ribeye. 1.00
00:33:19.280 Dusty got that pricey tongue on him, onward dust.
00:33:23.240 I need it medium.
00:33:24.560 With the outside chard.
00:33:27.180 A little, a little garlic butter on it.
00:33:29.320 Maybe some steak rolls if you got them.
00:33:32.020 Mmm.
00:33:32.700 Uh, then after that, all you need to do is, uh, purchase me a, a bag of marijuana.
00:33:39.360 Dang.
00:33:40.140 And, uh, give me a couple cigars, roll them blizzies up with. 1.00
00:33:45.020 Damn, Dust. 0.99
00:33:45.980 So, Dusty's getting blunted. 0.99
00:33:48.980 And that's the, dude, if you're getting hooked up on them giants, Dusty, that's, that's risque, man.
00:33:57.100 Because that's risque.
00:33:58.320 You know, I remember when I was young, they had a, kind of a strand of weed that came through town.
00:34:06.380 Um, and a lot of people, if they smoked it, they was doing kind of gay activity.
00:34:11.120 You know, they'd shake somebody, they'd, you know.
00:34:16.120 You know, I remember, I know my buddy Roy smoked it and he shook somebody's hand for almost a minute.
00:34:20.420 You know, where you'd see somebody doing a piggyback for no reason.
00:34:29.220 You know, I remember a couple buddies of mine smoked a bag of it for the funeral.
00:34:33.560 And they doing piggybacks over there, right, right next to the dead. 0.98
00:34:37.920 And that's, I mean, that's mildly, you know, that's damn 40% G-A-Y, baby. 1.00
00:34:47.100 You know? 0.96
00:34:47.480 You know, so it's just interesting when you think about it.
00:34:54.380 You know, but that's, I remember that strand of weed.
00:34:56.700 I don't remember what it was called.
00:35:00.060 But that's, when that hit the scene, people, people were shook.
00:35:07.000 You know, wives were standing around in the yard just holding their hand. 1.00
00:35:10.080 They didn't know what was going on.
00:35:12.080 Because people was just puffing their way right over on each other's nuts, you know.
00:35:16.840 And nutting around on each other's bodies and that kind of stuff. 0.98
00:35:19.980 You know, being gay. 0.96
00:35:24.120 And yeah, sorry to have a lot of this kind of talk on here.
00:35:26.480 But look, this is what the episode, you know.
00:35:28.960 We asked straight men, if you were to take a man on a date, how would you do it? 0.64
00:35:35.100 And I want to tell you, the number of calls that came in just blew my mind.
00:35:43.580 I mean, we probably had about 70 dates that got called in.
00:35:48.920 Here we go right here.
00:35:50.480 And I think getting it, look, man, if you're going to, that's brave of you, Dusty.
00:35:54.380 You're trying to get Ben out.
00:35:55.700 You know, you're letting a man give you that steak and then you're letting him buy you a blunt. 1.00
00:36:02.320 Damn, you an easy date, dude. 1.00
00:36:04.040 Damn. 1.00
00:36:06.780 You an easy date, bro. 1.00
00:36:08.720 You got to tighten up, man.
00:36:10.820 Gang, man.
00:36:11.600 Onward.
00:36:12.000 Let's hear a call.
00:36:12.740 What's up, Tio Vaughn?
00:36:16.300 Love the podcast, man.
00:36:17.640 This is Gavin calling from Ridoso, New Mexico.
00:36:21.320 The lower 48, baby. 0.50
00:36:22.700 You know what I mean?
00:36:23.640 Sacrameco tu cama ahorita, puto.
00:36:26.080 Guaro guaro puñatero.
00:36:27.740 Amen, brother.
00:36:28.580 Praise God, baby.
00:36:29.580 PG, daddy.
00:36:31.420 You know.
00:36:32.440 Feliz Cristo.
00:36:34.660 Feliz Cristo, papa.
00:36:37.140 Yeah, that's what I grew up with.
00:36:39.220 My name's Gavin Earl.
00:36:40.280 My parents are white, if you can't tell.
00:36:43.780 But on your last podcast, you wanted to see what you'd do if you took a dude on a date. 1.00
00:36:48.880 No homo shit. 1.00
00:36:50.140 But my question is, what song plays in your head when you're getting buttfucked? 1.00
00:36:54.560 No homo. 1.00
00:36:56.120 Mine's That Lip from Limp Bizkit. 1.00
00:36:59.080 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:36:59.560 You can hear that song. 1.00
00:37:00.180 See, it's funny.
00:37:01.080 I think there's probably be like nothing else matters from Metallica or something. 0.99
00:37:04.360 Damn, this call took a wrong turn, bro. 0.98
00:37:07.500 You're going, dude, you're just supposed to take the man on a date, buddy. 0.99
00:37:12.360 Gavin, you know, I respect you and everything.
00:37:14.060 But you just, there's nothing.
00:37:16.880 That's wild, man.
00:37:17.840 You're going real deep, bro.
00:37:19.280 We're trying to keep it classy, man.
00:37:20.900 A lot of people on this, you know, a lot of us, you know, have wives or hope to have a wife one day.
00:37:27.220 You know?
00:37:28.640 A lot of us still chasing that little, you know, that body wallet, bro.
00:37:32.120 That cooter.
00:37:32.700 So, that's too much for us, man.
00:37:36.420 Gang, bro.
00:37:37.000 Be well.
00:37:41.360 What else, man?
00:37:42.260 We'll take one more call that came in, man, about that and what people thought was good.
00:37:53.100 Here we go.
00:37:53.940 So, this is Adam from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
00:38:00.600 What's up, Adam?
00:38:01.800 Thank you for calling.
00:38:02.860 And that's a biblical name.
00:38:04.620 And that's a risky name, too, because somebody died.
00:38:08.520 Who got killed at the beginning of the Bible?
00:38:16.380 Cain got killed.
00:38:17.380 He murdered his brother.
00:38:20.780 So, you know, keep tabs on your kiddos, man, because that was Adam's kids.
00:38:26.940 So, you got risky. 0.98
00:38:28.120 That's a damn brave name, dude, Adam. 0.99
00:38:31.780 And, but that's okay, man. 0.98
00:38:34.100 You know, that could be part of the past, man.
00:38:35.800 Let's hear more.
00:38:36.360 I'll let you pause to do that.
00:38:39.940 What's up, Adam?
00:38:40.660 Thanks.
00:38:42.820 This is about that mandate.
00:38:44.980 If you got a, you know, mandate for a mandate, where would you go?
00:38:49.500 All straight, no homo. 1.00
00:38:52.020 Gang, bro.
00:38:52.860 If you're down like that.
00:38:54.700 But, I think a perfect mandate would be a little axe throwing.
00:39:00.180 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:39:00.820 Get that, get that lady to hit her. 1.00
00:39:02.840 Mm-hmm. 0.99
00:39:03.440 Stand in line, throw it at a bullseye.
00:39:06.960 A tad bit, you know, romantic, maybe.
00:39:10.260 A little scary.
00:39:11.580 Mm-hmm.
00:39:11.780 A little fun.
00:39:13.580 Mm-hmm.
00:39:14.160 You know, you ain't got a drink, but maybe whoever wants to get a little sip, get a little
00:39:17.840 sip on.
00:39:18.620 You know what I mean?
00:39:19.540 Sip on with some blades.
00:39:21.840 Sounds dangerous.
00:39:23.520 I like that, man.
00:39:24.680 I think that's a nice thing.
00:39:27.180 You know, I think that's a nice thing.
00:39:28.580 And sometimes I envision a world where things could be like that. 0.50
00:39:32.620 Where a straight man could take a gay man out to throw some maxes. 0.98
00:39:35.940 Or, you know, hum some blades or whatever. 0.98
00:39:39.180 Or do bow and arrows or whatever.
00:39:41.200 Or shoot down a hot air balloon.
00:39:42.920 Whatever.
00:39:44.960 You know, spend time together without it being sexual.
00:39:49.340 Or trying to be like that.
00:39:50.940 But it's risky, too. 0.96
00:39:54.120 A lot of gay men, they love that risk. 1.00
00:39:58.000 You know, it's, I mean, dude.
00:40:00.340 That's a, I mean, that's risky.
00:40:02.820 I mean, that's wild, bro.
00:40:07.040 But, amen, man.
00:40:08.020 I appreciate you calling in and giving us that option, dude.
00:40:10.300 And just seeing what's going on.
00:40:12.380 We got one more that came in.
00:40:14.760 Well, what's up, Theo?
00:40:16.300 I got my dog over here hacking on some parking jerky.
00:40:20.520 This is Joby from Louisville, Kentucky.
00:40:22.980 And I was just answering your question.
00:40:26.020 If I were a man, which I am, and I was taking another man out, 0.83
00:40:30.220 I'd probably take him, he, she, 2020. 0.98
00:40:33.740 I don't know if it's fucking with me. 0.96
00:40:35.260 I'd probably take him down to the Triple X Theater. 0.99
00:40:37.900 And put on a good show. 1.00
00:40:41.940 And watch some fucking pussy, you know? 1.00
00:40:45.460 Because I'm not gay. 1.00
00:40:46.620 So, how about that?
00:40:47.520 There you go, bro.
00:40:48.440 Shout out Louisville. 1.00
00:40:49.480 Fuck you. 1.00
00:40:50.440 Gang, gang. 1.00
00:40:51.060 Buzz, buzz.
00:40:52.420 Amen, bro.
00:40:53.460 Now, that's a way to do it.
00:40:54.720 But you know that man's going to be uncomfortable.
00:40:57.300 If you got a man, at least, you know, 0.93
00:40:59.500 maybe draw some wiener on a notepad or something to save it for him.
00:41:03.460 Do something.
00:41:04.180 Don't just think about yourself there.
00:41:05.800 But also, I think that could be fun.
00:41:08.880 You know, you take him out there and just kind of, you know,
00:41:11.160 have like a, you know, I think for a gay male, 0.99
00:41:13.680 that's probably like going on a damn roller coaster. 1.00
00:41:16.320 Taking him to a strip club. 0.99
00:41:18.700 You know, let him, you know, hum a couple dollars at a cooter.
00:41:22.920 Praise, bro.
00:41:25.920 Yeah, a lot of great calls, man.
00:41:27.500 A lot of unique stuff.
00:41:28.860 But there were so many, man.
00:41:29.960 I just, you know, I'd love to get in all of them,
00:41:31.760 but it's impossible.
00:41:32.860 I can't even do it.
00:41:33.800 I mean, it's possible, but, you know,
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00:44:30.620 We got a call that came in here.
00:44:35.760 It's a video call.
00:44:37.720 And so I want to peeve it up there.
00:44:43.620 Here we go.
00:44:49.120 Hey, Theo.
00:44:50.380 This is Oz from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
00:44:55.100 Amen, brother.
00:44:56.220 Oz out of Bethlehem, PA, daddy.
00:44:58.840 And Oz is a, you know,
00:45:02.400 it's a, you know, wizard of Oz.
00:45:06.780 Onward.
00:45:09.200 And I just have a question for you
00:45:11.320 because back in the winter
00:45:14.920 was when I, man,
00:45:18.440 when I'm in high school
00:45:19.960 and I really started smoking a lot of weed
00:45:23.100 with my friends.
00:45:25.800 And, uh...
00:45:26.340 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:45:26.920 And that's fun as fuck, bro. 0.99
00:45:28.840 Onward. 0.99
00:45:31.280 You know, it was a,
00:45:32.400 it was a beautiful thing
00:45:33.740 a little bit
00:45:34.520 just because
00:45:35.320 we,
00:45:36.900 you know,
00:45:38.700 we had such a good time.
00:45:40.160 We were bonding, you know.
00:45:41.840 It was,
00:45:42.480 it was kind of our special thing
00:45:44.560 we would do, but...
00:45:46.260 Oh, yeah.
00:45:47.100 And I think that strand
00:45:48.620 went around my town, dude.
00:45:50.300 Because we would see,
00:45:51.860 you know,
00:45:52.420 a lot of men
00:45:52.980 doing some frickin' 0.99
00:45:53.780 Red Rover type shit. 0.99
00:45:55.320 You know, adults. 1.00
00:45:56.280 Onward.
00:45:56.560 You know,
00:45:58.600 my mom told me the other day
00:46:00.180 that,
00:46:01.240 you know,
00:46:02.740 it made her feel like
00:46:04.240 she's not as close to me
00:46:06.660 anymore
00:46:08.800 since that happened
00:46:09.880 back in the day.
00:46:10.620 And that,
00:46:11.540 you know,
00:46:11.960 that really kind of hurts
00:46:12.900 to hear that,
00:46:14.340 that I maybe
00:46:15.340 damaged my relationship
00:46:17.440 with my family
00:46:18.280 because of that.
00:46:19.080 And I,
00:46:19.520 I feel disappointed in myself
00:46:21.280 and like I let them down.
00:46:22.740 So,
00:46:23.500 I just want to know
00:46:24.600 if you have any thoughts
00:46:25.620 on how I can
00:46:26.540 help that.
00:46:28.080 But,
00:46:28.480 otherwise than that,
00:46:29.980 you know,
00:46:30.440 I just hope you have
00:46:31.260 a really good day, man.
00:46:33.340 Um,
00:46:34.060 so.
00:46:35.700 Thanks, brother.
00:46:37.160 Uh,
00:46:37.400 thanks,
00:46:37.720 thanks for that, Oz.
00:46:38.660 Man,
00:46:38.840 I appreciate that.
00:46:39.820 And,
00:46:40.720 uh,
00:46:41.080 thanks for the,
00:46:41.760 for the well wishes
00:46:42.920 there at the end.
00:46:44.820 Look,
00:46:45.820 you know,
00:46:48.180 it's tough,
00:46:50.160 I think,
00:46:50.520 for moms when,
00:46:51.740 when the children
00:46:54.320 get high.
00:46:57.040 Cause you raise something.
00:46:58.340 If you were a mom,
00:46:58.980 you raise something.
00:47:00.160 You've been feeding us
00:47:01.080 a little deal.
00:47:01.980 You got a little duckling.
00:47:03.160 You've been feeding them,
00:47:03.960 giving them milk,
00:47:05.300 giving them titty early
00:47:06.380 and then giving them
00:47:07.100 regular milk,
00:47:07.980 refrigerator milk.
00:47:10.140 You know,
00:47:10.440 you've been,
00:47:10.860 you know,
00:47:12.140 girthing them up.
00:47:12.980 You've been teaching them,
00:47:13.660 putting knowledge
00:47:14.280 in front of them,
00:47:14.920 giving them the summer
00:47:15.500 camp money.
00:47:16.840 Give them this,
00:47:17.620 give them that.
00:47:19.800 You know,
00:47:20.140 give them a,
00:47:20.680 you know,
00:47:21.000 give them,
00:47:21.380 make a,
00:47:21.820 make a casserole 1.00
00:47:22.940 for his ass. 1.00
00:47:23.680 Do a, 1.00
00:47:24.380 you know,
00:47:24.660 a party when he's 13
00:47:26.100 or whatever. 1.00
00:47:26.880 All of this shit. 1.00
00:47:27.580 They do it all, 1.00
00:47:28.380 mothers.
00:47:30.280 And then,
00:47:30.880 imagine you've been
00:47:31.720 working on something
00:47:32.500 forever.
00:47:33.020 Imagine,
00:47:33.740 even if you're a carpenter,
00:47:35.720 imagine you've been
00:47:36.480 working.
00:47:37.200 You've been building
00:47:37.800 a train.
00:47:38.440 You've been building
00:47:38.960 this little duckling
00:47:39.880 or whatever.
00:47:40.720 You've been building
00:47:41.340 a little,
00:47:42.200 you know,
00:47:43.200 a little,
00:47:44.040 a train.
00:47:46.440 Let's say a train.
00:47:47.800 Let's don't pick
00:47:48.500 different things.
00:47:48.980 Let's pick one thing.
00:47:50.160 You've been building
00:47:50.960 a train,
00:47:51.680 a little train.
00:47:53.020 You've been working
00:47:53.620 hard on it.
00:47:54.560 14 years,
00:47:55.420 you've been painting it
00:47:56.340 and then suddenly
00:47:58.900 you come home one day,
00:47:59.920 you've been shopping
00:48:00.540 or whatever
00:48:00.980 and the train 0.99
00:48:02.060 is high as fuck 0.98
00:48:03.200 in the middle 1.00
00:48:03.620 of your house
00:48:04.120 is driving around.
00:48:07.480 It can't even
00:48:08.340 choo-choo. 0.62
00:48:09.040 It's so just,
00:48:10.060 it's just bad,
00:48:11.640 you know, 0.99
00:48:12.360 it's fucking 0.99
00:48:13.240 shoving chips 1.00
00:48:14.460 in its smokestack.
00:48:15.580 It can't even,
00:48:17.880 I mean,
00:48:18.420 that's gonna,
00:48:18.880 and you spent
00:48:20.820 so much time 1.00
00:48:21.880 fucking building 1.00
00:48:22.500 that train. 1.00
00:48:23.120 That shit's gonna 1.00
00:48:23.560 burn you, 1.00
00:48:24.000 brother. 1.00
00:48:25.520 Especially if you've
00:48:26.220 been hitting them
00:48:26.720 big johns,
00:48:27.340 your mom might have 0.90
00:48:28.040 never smoked johns.
00:48:30.240 So she might be,
00:48:31.380 you know,
00:48:31.840 might be a little
00:48:32.420 jealousy
00:48:32.960 or jealousy,
00:48:35.020 baby.
00:48:38.380 But here's what I,
00:48:40.160 if I had a suggestion
00:48:40.960 to me,
00:48:41.120 it would be this.
00:48:42.020 I would just communicate
00:48:42.880 with your mom,
00:48:43.500 say,
00:48:43.680 look mom,
00:48:44.140 I appreciate you
00:48:45.320 letting me know
00:48:46.020 that that made you feel
00:48:47.280 like we were more apart,
00:48:49.040 you know,
00:48:49.440 because that makes me,
00:48:51.880 you know,
00:48:52.360 that makes me recognize
00:48:53.160 that my behaviors
00:48:54.040 are gonna have like,
00:48:54.980 that my behaviors
00:48:56.060 could have an emotional
00:48:57.000 effect on you
00:48:57.980 and our relationship.
00:49:01.560 But just let her,
00:49:02.540 I think if just by
00:49:03.240 letting her know
00:49:03.900 that you recognize
00:49:04.860 that and
00:49:06.840 I would also say,
00:49:08.820 you know,
00:49:09.020 I do want to be able
00:49:09.700 to be honest with you,
00:49:11.380 you know,
00:49:15.060 about things that I do
00:49:16.300 imbibe in or try
00:49:17.780 or experiment
00:49:18.460 with.
00:49:20.220 You know,
00:49:20.720 I'd like to be able
00:49:21.500 to be honest with you.
00:49:24.640 You know,
00:49:24.940 even if some of them,
00:49:25.820 you're not gonna be proud
00:49:26.580 of me,
00:49:26.820 I wanna at least be able
00:49:27.700 to be honest with you
00:49:28.700 so that,
00:49:31.040 you know,
00:49:32.680 we can be building,
00:49:36.340 you know,
00:49:36.680 at least we're gonna be able
00:49:37.600 to build a new type
00:49:38.360 of trust
00:49:38.940 because young trust
00:49:40.780 is different.
00:49:42.340 You know,
00:49:42.660 your parents,
00:49:43.360 they trust you
00:49:44.940 because,
00:49:45.580 you know,
00:49:46.260 they need to trust you
00:49:47.420 because you got,
00:49:48.400 you know,
00:49:48.560 you're around the house,
00:49:49.520 you could burn the house
00:49:50.460 down and all that 1.00
00:49:51.180 kind of shit 0.99
00:49:51.760 but adult trust 1.00
00:49:53.520 is a little bit
00:49:54.180 more different.
00:49:56.000 You know,
00:49:56.500 it's a little bit
00:49:57.080 of more of a real,
00:49:59.840 you know,
00:50:00.240 there's more of a commodity
00:50:01.120 because one of you guys
00:50:01.840 doesn't have the hierarchy
00:50:02.880 over the other one
00:50:03.700 so I think,
00:50:06.360 man,
00:50:06.520 just the communication
00:50:07.400 will help
00:50:07.980 and I think
00:50:09.720 just the simple fact
00:50:10.660 you let her know
00:50:11.500 that,
00:50:11.800 you know,
00:50:12.260 that it matters to you
00:50:13.280 how she feels,
00:50:14.120 that's probably
00:50:14.680 the biggest thing
00:50:15.540 because she probably 0.81
00:50:17.540 thinks
00:50:17.960 you know,
00:50:19.080 and she might be
00:50:19.540 a little soft.
00:50:20.680 Your mom might be
00:50:21.340 no offense or anything
00:50:22.280 but she might be
00:50:22.840 a little soft
00:50:23.480 in the heart
00:50:24.040 which is nice
00:50:25.160 but it can also be
00:50:26.320 kind of hectic
00:50:27.260 when they say,
00:50:28.500 look,
00:50:28.600 you out there
00:50:28.980 running dope,
00:50:29.720 you out there
00:50:30.140 huffing gas
00:50:31.040 and I'm at home 1.00
00:50:32.720 fucking, 0.99
00:50:33.240 you know, 1.00
00:50:35.180 you know,
00:50:35.520 trying to do
00:50:35.940 a strawberry shortcake
00:50:37.040 and now I feel like
00:50:37.800 we don't know each other.
00:50:40.100 So,
00:50:41.240 but yeah,
00:50:42.240 dude,
00:50:42.480 sometimes you got to 0.99
00:50:42.960 get fucking gassed up. 0.98
00:50:44.300 I remember, 0.99
00:50:44.840 dude,
00:50:45.760 I found a joint
00:50:47.020 at home
00:50:48.180 about six years ago
00:50:49.480 that I'd freaking
00:50:50.100 hid on the top
00:50:50.920 of the refrigerator
00:50:51.400 in college.
00:50:52.980 So,
00:50:53.480 that shows you
00:50:54.000 right there 1.00
00:50:54.480 that the fucking 1.00
00:50:55.100 cleaning lady 1.00
00:50:55.800 ain't doing her job 0.99
00:50:57.220 at my mom's place
00:50:58.200 but gang bro.
00:51:00.020 But be well man,
00:51:01.260 you're on the right path
00:51:02.140 and I said to say this,
00:51:03.340 wear your seatbelt
00:51:03.840 no matter what you do,
00:51:05.040 wear your seatbelt
00:51:06.380 and don't do
00:51:08.480 an eight ball bro
00:51:09.360 and don't even
00:51:10.780 do a six ball dog.
00:51:13.220 Stay safe man,
00:51:14.360 you can do it bro
00:51:15.240 because the big thing
00:51:16.720 is you got to stay alive.
00:51:18.680 If you don't stay alive daddy,
00:51:21.240 then it's nothing man.
00:51:25.080 You know,
00:51:25.640 we all want young people
00:51:26.700 to do well.
00:51:28.420 Sometimes you see
00:51:28.960 a young person
00:51:29.640 and you're like, 1.00
00:51:30.020 damn, 1.00
00:51:30.220 I hope that little bastard 1.00
00:51:31.040 does well, 1.00
00:51:31.780 you know.
00:51:33.680 I want to tell you guys
00:51:34.760 right now about a group
00:51:35.900 that I want to support
00:51:38.840 and they are called
00:51:39.660 Junior Achievement
00:51:41.020 of Southern California.
00:51:43.920 Best known as
00:51:44.880 JA SoCal.
00:51:46.900 They're a non-profit
00:51:47.980 that works predominantly
00:51:49.120 with low-income
00:51:50.240 K-12 public schools.
00:51:54.300 Lessons that aren't taught
00:51:55.280 in schools
00:51:55.780 and may not be
00:51:56.460 a priority at home.
00:51:58.240 Financial literacy,
00:51:59.760 entrepreneurship,
00:52:00.920 and work readiness.
00:52:02.480 Those are some of the things
00:52:03.420 that Junior Achievement
00:52:04.460 goes into schools.
00:52:05.900 and does.
00:52:08.260 40% of Americans
00:52:09.580 can't afford
00:52:10.260 a $400 emergency.
00:52:11.860 58% have less
00:52:13.140 than $1,000 in savings.
00:52:15.140 78% live paycheck
00:52:17.440 to paycheck.
00:52:19.400 JA,
00:52:20.620 Junior Achievement,
00:52:21.880 teaches kids things
00:52:22.860 like what a budget is
00:52:24.020 and why it's important.
00:52:25.880 They learn about
00:52:26.640 credit scores,
00:52:27.580 taxes,
00:52:28.400 health care costs,
00:52:29.420 home buying,
00:52:30.100 car buying,
00:52:30.780 etc.
00:52:32.440 Junior Achievement
00:52:33.700 has programs
00:52:34.580 in entrepreneurship
00:52:35.440 that is one of the
00:52:36.780 first programs ever.
00:52:39.160 Students actually
00:52:39.720 create and build
00:52:40.600 a real business
00:52:41.580 with real products.
00:52:43.860 Just imagine
00:52:44.520 if you'd go back in time
00:52:45.460 and you knew
00:52:45.820 all these things.
00:52:47.340 Man,
00:52:47.760 it would be helpful.
00:52:48.280 Well,
00:52:49.780 I want you to check out
00:52:50.800 a video
00:52:52.460 at the end
00:52:53.040 of today's episode.
00:52:54.380 It's just showing you
00:52:55.360 a little bit more
00:52:56.080 about JA SoCal
00:52:57.740 and there's going to be
00:52:59.120 a button on the YouTube
00:53:00.180 page today
00:53:01.100 for today's episode
00:53:02.680 where you can make
00:53:03.200 a donation if you like.
00:53:04.240 One of my best friends
00:53:06.560 runs this non-profit
00:53:07.680 and they do some
00:53:10.940 really,
00:53:11.260 really great work.
00:53:12.240 I've been fortunate
00:53:12.940 to work and do some
00:53:13.800 stuff with him
00:53:14.280 over the years
00:53:14.920 and they just do
00:53:17.460 some really great work,
00:53:18.460 man.
00:53:18.920 When you go into
00:53:19.580 communities where
00:53:20.860 kids aren't even
00:53:22.660 going to learn
00:53:23.000 this stuff at home
00:53:23.640 because their parents
00:53:24.340 aren't doing it
00:53:25.100 and to get this
00:53:27.260 information,
00:53:28.840 to get this intel
00:53:29.540 to kids,
00:53:30.280 it's really important.
00:53:31.780 You can check out
00:53:32.420 their organization
00:53:32.980 at jasocal.org
00:53:35.940 but even better,
00:53:38.140 please consider donating
00:53:38.960 to this very awesome
00:53:39.920 charity by using
00:53:41.420 the link button
00:53:43.340 on our YouTube
00:53:45.040 page.
00:53:47.520 Thank you guys
00:53:48.260 so much.
00:53:50.460 All right,
00:53:51.060 let's get into maybe
00:53:51.800 a couple more calls.
00:53:52.660 I'm trying to think
00:53:53.060 of what else is going
00:53:53.540 on with me.
00:53:55.020 You know,
00:53:55.300 I'm a little nervous
00:53:56.020 about maybe moving.
00:53:57.120 I know people are moving.
00:53:59.360 You know,
00:54:00.120 Joe Rogan's has moved.
00:54:01.680 I'm a little nervous
00:54:07.000 about it.
00:54:08.980 You know,
00:54:09.320 I just think
00:54:09.900 sometimes it would be
00:54:10.560 nice for me to have
00:54:11.440 a little bit.
00:54:12.020 I've been here
00:54:12.360 for a long time
00:54:13.320 and there's nothing
00:54:14.920 happening right now.
00:54:16.160 You know,
00:54:16.300 I'm not missing anything.
00:54:17.400 The stages aren't even
00:54:18.340 open to perform.
00:54:20.340 So sometimes it would
00:54:21.300 just be like,
00:54:22.060 oh,
00:54:22.220 I could just kind of
00:54:22.960 take like a long,
00:54:24.840 not vacation,
00:54:26.180 but just kind of feel
00:54:28.420 what life is like again
00:54:29.660 in a regular place
00:54:30.960 in America.
00:54:34.200 And I feel like
00:54:37.160 that could be
00:54:37.560 really,
00:54:37.980 really nice.
00:54:39.140 I feel like that
00:54:39.740 could really mean
00:54:40.240 a lot to me.
00:54:41.760 And it's kind of scary,
00:54:43.120 you know,
00:54:44.320 to think about
00:54:44.820 just doing something new
00:54:46.040 or not doing a new job
00:54:47.760 or anything like that,
00:54:48.360 but just,
00:54:48.740 you know,
00:54:49.600 what,
00:54:50.340 living in a neighborhood?
00:54:51.340 I mean,
00:54:51.620 I don't,
00:54:51.940 you know,
00:54:52.120 just having a change
00:54:54.560 like that.
00:54:55.140 you know,
00:54:58.600 I would still keep
00:54:59.140 my studio here
00:55:00.100 and come back
00:55:00.780 for the studio,
00:55:01.640 come back every couple
00:55:02.320 of weeks
00:55:02.800 would be the plan.
00:55:06.760 But,
00:55:07.380 but yeah,
00:55:09.200 part of me is like,
00:55:09.920 oh,
00:55:10.080 maybe it would make me
00:55:10.820 real feel,
00:55:11.820 you know,
00:55:12.160 adventurous,
00:55:13.100 get that adventure
00:55:13.840 in my body
00:55:14.540 because,
00:55:15.900 you know,
00:55:16.000 I would like
00:55:16.440 to have that.
00:55:18.900 But man,
00:55:19.440 what a smart kid,
00:55:20.220 you know,
00:55:20.400 the young guy
00:55:20.940 is thinking about
00:55:21.540 that kind of stuff,
00:55:22.400 being aware,
00:55:24.980 you know,
00:55:25.280 caring what your mother
00:55:26.100 thinks and feels.
00:55:30.060 It's important
00:55:30.760 and sometimes
00:55:31.180 it's hard to differentiate.
00:55:35.020 You know,
00:55:35.540 sometimes it's
00:55:36.240 we only see
00:55:36.800 what our mom thinks
00:55:37.720 or what they say,
00:55:38.720 but,
00:55:39.320 you know,
00:55:39.620 we don't think
00:55:40.140 of what they feel.
00:55:43.780 You know,
00:55:44.220 we're also in a generation
00:55:45.380 and a time
00:55:45.920 where people talk
00:55:46.460 about their feelings more,
00:55:47.500 especially on this podcast.
00:55:49.740 This,
00:55:50.040 the,
00:55:50.200 you know,
00:55:50.740 the old slit your wrist 0.67
00:55:51.920 cast right here.
00:55:55.360 What else we got?
00:55:57.100 What else came in today?
00:56:00.160 A couple of good things,
00:56:01.680 a couple of bad things,
00:56:02.880 anything wild?
00:56:03.800 Let me see.
00:56:05.160 Hey Theo,
00:56:05.700 this is Jared.
00:56:07.440 I live in Nebraska.
00:56:08.980 Not from here,
00:56:09.720 but I live here.
00:56:10.940 I've been listening
00:56:11.400 to your podcast
00:56:12.020 for probably
00:56:13.900 about a year now.
00:56:15.500 It's really uplifting.
00:56:17.420 It's helped me 0.79
00:56:17.900 through a lot of crap.
00:56:19.880 I recently quit drinking. 0.99
00:56:22.240 That was about
00:56:22.700 six months ago.
00:56:23.500 I just got my
00:56:24.140 six month coin.
00:56:26.240 Oh man,
00:56:26.980 congratulations man.
00:56:28.020 You got that.
00:56:29.420 Six months,
00:56:30.100 that's brave,
00:56:30.720 you know.
00:56:31.800 And I think
00:56:32.480 whether somebody
00:56:33.200 has a drug,
00:56:33.960 alcohol problem
00:56:34.620 or they don't,
00:56:35.300 doing anything
00:56:36.160 for six months,
00:56:38.240 man,
00:56:38.580 that's striking bro.
00:56:39.700 that's striking.
00:56:42.480 You,
00:56:43.000 you,
00:56:43.220 you,
00:56:43.680 you doing it daddy.
00:56:45.400 Everything's going
00:56:46.020 better for me.
00:56:47.080 Got my daughter
00:56:47.920 back in my life
00:56:48.780 and I just want
00:56:50.600 to let you know
00:56:51.200 that your positivity
00:56:52.800 really,
00:56:53.300 really shines through
00:56:55.080 and it helps
00:56:56.840 out people
00:56:57.400 who have a hard time
00:57:02.120 kind of seeing
00:57:03.380 the light
00:57:03.700 at the end
00:57:04.020 of the tunnel.
00:57:04.460 well,
00:57:06.600 thanks man.
00:57:07.260 You know,
00:57:07.540 you,
00:57:07.780 and you do that too
00:57:08.600 by just sharing
00:57:09.220 your voice right there.
00:57:10.820 You know,
00:57:11.380 the fact that you got
00:57:12.220 your daughter
00:57:12.640 back in your life,
00:57:13.680 you know,
00:57:13.940 that's beautiful.
00:57:15.340 You know,
00:57:15.700 you got,
00:57:16.100 you know,
00:57:16.800 and she's going
00:57:17.500 to have a different
00:57:18.020 experience,
00:57:18.840 man.
00:57:20.820 You know,
00:57:21.320 there's no bigger
00:57:22.020 experience than having
00:57:23.140 somebody that loves us.
00:57:25.860 There really isn't bro,
00:57:27.280 no homos dog, 1.00
00:57:28.340 but you know what I'm
00:57:29.480 saying?
00:57:29.740 There just isn't.
00:57:31.960 There's no bigger
00:57:32.880 experience than having
00:57:34.020 that.
00:57:34.460 especially when
00:57:37.040 somebody's little,
00:57:37.860 when they just,
00:57:39.500 you know,
00:57:41.320 when you just let
00:57:42.420 them know that
00:57:43.200 they're loved.
00:57:43.720 Sometimes you got
00:57:44.100 to really let them
00:57:44.920 know.
00:57:46.580 You got to let
00:57:47.900 them know.
00:57:51.680 You know,
00:57:52.340 look,
00:57:52.760 man, 1.00
00:57:53.080 you are fucking 0.99
00:57:53.680 loved. 1.00
00:57:54.080 You got to shake 1.00
00:57:54.600 their little ass, 1.00
00:57:55.880 write it on their 1.00
00:57:56.440 fucking chest with 1.00
00:57:57.220 a damn marker. 1.00
00:57:59.540 Love you, 0.99
00:58:01.060 you know,
00:58:01.960 and you shake
00:58:04.100 them and people
00:58:04.500 so rattled now.
00:58:05.840 We so rattled,
00:58:06.740 we can't even feel
00:58:07.520 the love sometimes,
00:58:08.680 man.
00:58:09.600 But you got to get
00:58:10.300 them when they're
00:58:10.640 young and I'm glad
00:58:11.280 you're going to have
00:58:11.600 that option.
00:58:12.160 You're going to have
00:58:12.720 that option,
00:58:13.320 baby.
00:58:14.020 You're going to have
00:58:14.400 that option to get
00:58:15.780 the little lady and
00:58:17.080 to make her feel
00:58:17.680 loved,
00:58:18.080 man.
00:58:18.260 That's awesome,
00:58:18.960 dog.
00:58:19.180 And congratulations,
00:58:21.180 man.
00:58:22.300 Speaking of
00:58:22.840 Nebraska,
00:58:23.900 what else?
00:58:25.480 We had a call that
00:58:26.120 came in,
00:58:26.640 actually a video call
00:58:27.960 that came in about
00:58:29.320 Nebraska,
00:58:30.140 man.
00:58:31.560 And this will
00:58:32.300 actually lead us
00:58:34.940 out,
00:58:35.380 man.
00:58:35.920 Let's hear this.
00:58:36.920 Hey Theo,
00:58:39.200 it's your boy Alex
00:58:40.060 out here in Lincoln
00:58:40.900 and I blast ya.
00:58:42.480 And I noticed you
00:58:43.400 were playing Evan
00:58:44.000 Bartles at the end
00:58:44.760 of your last podcast
00:58:46.600 and figured I'd share
00:58:48.280 a funny story about
00:58:49.580 that kid.
00:58:50.640 I grew up with him.
00:58:51.980 We met in like
00:58:52.720 junior high or
00:58:53.440 something and during
00:58:55.240 that time when we
00:58:55.940 first met,
00:58:56.420 the first time I met
00:58:57.100 him,
00:58:57.440 we were at this
00:58:58.360 one-act play
00:58:59.120 competition. 0.99
00:59:00.740 Oh damn, 1.00
00:59:01.480 that shit sounds 1.00
00:59:02.160 straight nerd alert, 1.00
00:59:03.580 bruh.
00:59:04.000 One-act play
00:59:04.920 competition,
00:59:05.960 dog?
00:59:07.260 No offense,
00:59:08.200 bruh.
00:59:08.340 I'm proud of you
00:59:09.000 but still,
00:59:09.720 bruh,
00:59:10.000 gang.
00:59:11.060 A small town
00:59:11.700 in Nebraska
00:59:12.200 and he was
00:59:13.900 playing the guitar
00:59:14.420 over in the corner
00:59:15.220 and I heard him,
00:59:16.200 I was like, 0.99
00:59:16.500 damn, 0.99
00:59:16.640 this kid's pretty good. 1.00
00:59:17.300 I was in the band
00:59:17.760 myself and I was
00:59:18.480 a musician for a
00:59:19.160 while.
00:59:20.020 And so I went
00:59:20.960 over there and
00:59:21.280 hung out with him
00:59:21.940 and then out of
00:59:22.920 nowhere,
00:59:23.260 we were hanging
00:59:23.700 out and stuff
00:59:24.520 and out of nowhere
00:59:25.180 this kid somewhere
00:59:26.300 off in the distance 1.00
00:59:27.500 throws a fucking 1.00
00:59:28.220 Oreo, 1.00
00:59:28.660 dead ass, 1.00
00:59:29.440 hits him straight 1.00
00:59:30.140 in the face. 0.99
00:59:31.400 Oh yeah, 1.00
00:59:32.080 and that's a damn, 0.99
00:59:32.800 that's a Nebraska 0.99
00:59:33.480 hate crime,
00:59:34.140 bruh.
00:59:34.200 That's a Midwest
00:59:34.720 hate crime.
00:59:36.220 Somebody just
00:59:36.780 beams a cookie 1.00
00:59:37.500 at your ass 1.00
00:59:38.100 onward. 1.00
00:59:38.700 And his guitar
00:59:39.600 gets hit in the face,
00:59:40.600 picks that Oreo up, 0.98
00:59:41.640 eats it,
00:59:42.440 then keeps on
00:59:43.200 playing,
00:59:43.680 brother.
00:59:44.300 And I don't think
00:59:44.780 he looked back
00:59:45.360 after that point.
00:59:46.860 Also,
00:59:47.300 his wrist clicks
00:59:48.040 real bad
00:59:48.700 when he plays guitar
00:59:50.580 because he fell
00:59:51.200 off my longboard
00:59:51.980 years ago.
00:59:53.820 So yeah,
00:59:54.440 just wanted to drop
00:59:55.840 a funny story about him.
00:59:56.880 It's awesome,
00:59:57.300 he's getting the
00:59:57.660 respect he deserves.
00:59:58.620 Well,
00:59:59.580 he's a talented man,
01:00:00.540 thanks for the call.
01:00:02.360 Yeah,
01:00:02.680 man,
01:00:02.860 if you get hit
01:00:03.300 by a cookie,
01:00:03.880 that's life.
01:00:04.920 That's life in a nutshell.
01:00:07.880 You know,
01:00:08.160 sometimes you get hit
01:00:08.760 by something good
01:00:09.460 but it comes at you
01:00:10.340 fast.
01:00:11.480 It's dangerous,
01:00:12.460 it's risky.
01:00:14.120 You know,
01:00:14.460 it might be weed,
01:00:15.340 it might be a,
01:00:16.220 you know,
01:00:17.480 an erotic man,
01:00:18.540 it could be anything.
01:00:20.600 You just gotta,
01:00:21.160 you gotta keep
01:00:23.280 on playing.
01:00:23.820 You know,
01:00:26.320 sometimes life will,
01:00:27.200 you know,
01:00:28.780 sometimes you drive
01:00:29.640 somewhere and somebody 0.97
01:00:30.500 fucking home a Cinnabon 1.00
01:00:31.640 at your ass. 1.00
01:00:33.920 What do you gotta 1.00
01:00:34.400 keep driving?
01:00:38.320 Somebody,
01:00:38.960 you know,
01:00:39.400 sometimes somebody 0.99
01:00:40.100 will fucking, 0.99
01:00:40.820 you know, 0.99
01:00:42.740 somebody will throw
01:00:43.340 a starburst up in the air
01:00:44.560 and then just hit it
01:00:45.320 with a wiffle ball bat
01:00:46.360 and it'll hit you
01:00:48.140 right in your bare 0.99
01:00:49.060 fat stomach 0.97
01:00:49.960 and your stomach fat
01:00:51.000 and your body fat
01:00:51.920 and you gotta keep
01:00:54.480 on just living life,
01:00:56.040 man.
01:00:56.580 Keep on jumping
01:00:57.340 through the sprinkler.
01:01:00.380 Yeah,
01:01:00.860 so let's go out
01:01:01.840 right here,
01:01:02.440 man.
01:01:02.620 We got a great
01:01:03.340 little outro song
01:01:05.020 right here
01:01:05.340 and this is by that man,
01:01:06.540 Evan Bartels
01:01:07.540 and he is,
01:01:10.380 you know,
01:01:12.060 and for the young
01:01:12.740 fellow that called
01:01:13.580 and saying,
01:01:14.100 you know,
01:01:14.320 he's worried if he
01:01:15.100 endangered his
01:01:15.880 mother's heart
01:01:16.660 and,
01:01:18.160 you know,
01:01:18.640 you know,
01:01:21.420 this is the kind
01:01:22.340 of song
01:01:22.720 you could tell
01:01:23.220 her about.
01:01:25.120 You know,
01:01:26.220 this is the kind,
01:01:26.880 you know,
01:01:27.340 you know,
01:01:29.700 just let people know
01:01:30.620 what they mean to you
01:01:31.720 and it's hard,
01:01:35.440 man.
01:01:35.580 I know it's hard,
01:01:36.480 man.
01:01:36.680 It's so hard for me
01:01:37.500 to sometimes lean
01:01:38.640 into the good stuff.
01:01:45.140 You know,
01:01:45.700 it's so hard.
01:01:46.580 It's,
01:01:46.700 it's,
01:01:47.100 man,
01:01:47.300 it's hard to commit
01:01:47.940 to love,
01:01:48.540 isn't it?
01:01:48.920 It's hard a lot
01:01:49.580 of times,
01:01:50.080 man.
01:01:51.420 It's hard to feel
01:01:52.400 that,
01:01:52.780 you know,
01:01:53.720 just in life
01:01:55.520 sometimes,
01:01:56.120 it's hard to just 0.98
01:01:57.000 damn freaking 0.90
01:02:00.140 to love an MF-er. 1.00
01:02:02.660 You know,
01:02:03.020 it's hard,
01:02:04.400 but,
01:02:05.800 you know,
01:02:07.760 it can happen,
01:02:09.280 man.
01:02:11.120 You know,
01:02:11.700 but we got to
01:02:12.180 make it happen.
01:02:12.880 I know that.
01:02:15.420 Um,
01:02:15.860 I don't know
01:02:17.840 what I'm talking
01:02:18.340 about,
01:02:18.860 if anybody needed
01:02:19.880 that reminder.
01:02:21.680 Let's get into
01:02:22.360 this song right
01:02:23.040 here.
01:02:23.300 This is by,
01:02:24.040 uh,
01:02:24.360 Evan Bartels,
01:02:25.840 actually,
01:02:26.220 and if you've
01:02:26.740 never heard of
01:02:27.320 this man,
01:02:28.500 then I don't
01:02:29.160 know where
01:02:29.460 you've been,
01:02:30.240 but this is a
01:02:31.080 song of his
01:02:31.580 that I really
01:02:32.080 enjoy.
01:02:34.520 You guys be
01:02:35.220 good to yourselves,
01:02:36.040 man.
01:02:37.640 You deserve it.
01:02:38.600 You know that.
01:02:39.140 And if you
01:02:41.220 don't,
01:02:41.640 man,
01:02:42.700 then there's
01:02:43.320 your reminder.
01:02:57.860 I could see
01:02:59.040 the rain coming
01:03:00.680 from a hundred
01:03:02.340 miles away
01:03:03.920 Baptizing
01:03:05.640 empty skylines
01:03:07.720 with the hope
01:03:08.920 for better days
01:03:10.380 And I tell
01:03:11.940 myself
01:03:12.940 that this
01:03:13.660 will all
01:03:14.380 be fine
01:03:15.500 And I watch
01:03:21.840 you from
01:03:22.880 a window
01:03:23.660 I built
01:03:25.100 inside my
01:03:26.300 mind
01:03:27.140 I wonder
01:03:28.600 who I am
01:03:30.360 the way
01:03:30.980 I am
01:03:31.940 Every man
01:03:36.000 that's walking
01:03:36.880 will fall
01:03:38.460 from time
01:03:39.700 to time
01:03:40.500 Every time
01:03:41.940 I feel
01:03:43.160 the thunder
01:03:44.040 I remember
01:03:45.320 I'm just
01:03:46.320 a child
01:03:47.200 I would die
01:03:49.740 a thousand 0.85
01:03:51.580 times
01:03:53.000 before I
01:03:55.260 ever let
01:03:57.500 you 1.00
01:03:58.460 die 0.99
01:03:58.880 And that's
01:04:09.880 powerful
01:04:10.280 you know
01:04:10.700 T-4-T
01:04:19.140 T-4-T
01:04:19.180 And I
01:04:21.560 have a ride
01:04:23.600 Ain't worth the trouble
01:04:25.260 that they cause you
01:04:27.180 So I find
01:04:28.760 I ain't
01:04:31.440 burning
01:04:32.980 the candle
01:04:35.160 apple
01:04:35.800 Then I just
01:04:37.840 throw 0.99
01:04:38.300 the whole damn 0.99
01:04:39.580 thing 0.98
01:04:40.240 to the fire
01:04:41.520 And I tell
01:04:44.840 myself
01:04:45.740 this will all
01:04:47.360 be fine
01:04:48.440 I would die
01:04:52.360 a thousand 0.85
01:04:54.560 times
01:04:55.840 For I
01:04:58.020 ever
01:04:59.520 let
01:05:00.340 you
01:05:01.280 down
01:05:02.900 That's Evan
01:05:13.200 Bartels
01:05:13.920 right there
01:05:14.600 He can do it
01:05:15.900 I
01:05:16.900 wish
01:05:17.480 it
01:05:17.760 was
01:05:18.060 easier
01:05:19.060 I
01:05:20.560 wish
01:05:20.900 I
01:05:21.240 had
01:05:21.520 more
01:05:22.520 than
01:05:23.020 I
01:05:24.060 could
01:05:24.660 give
01:05:26.560 I
01:05:28.660 served
01:05:33.480 in Antifa
01:05:34.180 I
01:05:34.900 was in
01:05:40.220 the
01:05:40.340 infantry
01:05:40.760 We lost
01:05:44.060 a very
01:05:44.380 crucial
01:05:46.760 battle
01:05:47.300 Outside
01:05:57.640 of a
01:05:57.960 soup
01:05:58.160 plantation
01:05:58.780 Evan
01:06:05.540 Bartels
01:06:06.240 baby
01:06:06.460 out of
01:06:06.680 Nebraska
01:06:07.180 that man
01:06:07.780 I
01:06:07.960 believe
01:06:08.300 And he
01:06:16.900 can do
01:06:17.280 it
01:06:17.500 He
01:06:35.700 can do
01:06:36.100 it
01:06:36.240 man
01:06:36.460 that
01:06:36.640 man
01:06:36.860 he
01:06:37.000 does
01:06:37.280 it
01:06:37.480 and he
01:06:38.620 does
01:06:38.840 it
01:06:38.980 well
01:06:39.200 that's
01:06:39.460 off
01:06:39.600 his
01:06:39.760 album
01:06:40.100 promised
01:06:40.820 land
01:06:41.740 Evan
01:06:43.300 Bartels
01:06:44.000 and you
01:06:44.280 can grab
01:06:44.760 him
01:06:45.080 and
01:06:45.300 we'll
01:06:46.480 put a
01:06:46.800 link
01:06:47.020 in the
01:06:47.440 informations
01:06:48.340 yeah
01:06:51.300 yeah
01:06:54.040 it's just
01:06:54.340 important
01:06:54.720 you know
01:06:54.960 it's important
01:06:55.500 for us
01:06:55.840 you know
01:06:56.220 we just
01:06:56.480 gotta try
01:06:56.840 to let
01:06:57.100 people
01:06:57.340 know
01:06:57.520 we care
01:06:57.900 man
01:06:58.080 it's
01:06:58.240 important
01:06:58.620 gang
01:06:59.000 you guys
01:07:00.100 be good
01:07:00.500 bro
01:07:00.740 ladies 0.99
01:07:07.080 ladies and 0.98
01:07:07.360 gentlemen
01:07:07.660 I'm
01:07:08.160 Jonathan
01:07:08.460 kite
01:07:08.820 and welcome
01:07:09.440 to kite
01:07:09.900 club
01:07:39.900 deal
01:07:40.260 anyone who
01:07:41.480 doesn't
01:07:41.760 listen to
01:07:42.180 kite
01:07:42.440 club
01:07:42.720 is a
01:07:43.320 dodgy 0.99
01:07:43.580 bloody 1.00
01:07:43.880 wanker 0.97
01:07:44.780 jar
01:07:45.080 mine
01:07:45.460 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry
01:07:49.780 sorry sir but our ice cream machine is broken
01:07:51.620 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me
01:07:56.580 anyway
01:07:57.060 first rule of kite club is
01:07:59.000 tell everyone about kite club
01:08:00.720 second rule a kite club is
01:08:02.640 tell everyone about kite club
01:08:04.920 third rule
01:08:05.680 like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts or watch us on youtube yeah
01:08:10.480 and yes don't worry my Brad Pitt impression will get better