E298 Egg Hunt
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Length
1 hour and 16 minutes
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158.88556
Summary
On this episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by a special guest, a man of the cloth. We talk about his life growing up in the 60's and 70's, how he got into drugs, and some of the weirdest things his family did when he was growing up.
Transcript
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you're looking young there man have you been using like a do you use a toner or anything
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like that like a facial toner no no not at all not at all you know when i was young we used to
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uh we used to my dad would take us over to the funeral parlor and um and you know we would do
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like uh you know and it was sad and everything but on top of that we would do a have a candy
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or something try to hide a candy in the coffin of whoever was you know being buried or being
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you know deceased whoever was deceased or being buried if and a lot of back then i mean something
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sometimes probably three or four percent of the people you don't know if they were fully dead or
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not you know you kind of trusted people's family back then they said hey they're dead you know come
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on over and you know we're gonna box them up for god you know kind of deal but
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um and we would try to sneak a candy in the end of the casket you know try to slip a gumdrop in
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there or slip a uh gobstopper in there um because i guess the way we envisioned it is you you would
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see you would think you know then later on you know a week later you'd be just by yourself relaxing or
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you know spending time with an animal or something just you know we're looking around or just doing
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anything and you would think oh that god got this person and then he found the candy in there
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like a like a little treat you know like a snack or something like that you know i think we used to
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envision god kind of opening up the coffin and getting that little snack being like oh yeah here's
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one of my soldiers but also you know here's half a handful of good and plenty that somebody snuck in
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there um just different times you know uh but i know you're a man of the cloth riley now you ever
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do any time capsuling any dead body time capsuling or anything like that for god you guys do any
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stuff like that not that i uh not that i can think of no can't say you ever send like you guys do a
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time capsule for christ or anything like that through church you guys do a you know send a
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rocket up to god or anything was there any fun stuff like that you did as children um not not for uh
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religious purposes but i mean i've done time capsules i've done rockets um my dad's a rocket
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engineer oh dang yeah yeah um but you ever done it for god you guys ever built something for the
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lord and just jacked that thing up into the sky no i can't say i have not for the lord i've just
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done it for fun damn damn you living man you're living big riley mail yeah man it's the big time let's get
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let me holler at you come on step outside you got ten dollars dirt child and we gonna ride
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and that right there that is north mississippi all stars and their band they got a band they are a band actually and that's off their album up and rolling and that's a hit right there that's called
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and that right there that's north mississippi all stars and their band they got a band
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they are a band they are a band actually and that's off their album up and rolling and that's a hit right there that's called drunk outdoors and you can catch the link in the information for those fellows right there
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and man i'll admit it i'll be the first to admit it
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you know a little rain came through here earlier we're out here in the central east
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nothing much just god just drooling on top just nothing
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just the lord just drooling on us a little nothing heavy
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and right after it i said dang something's happening
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and that's winter man you could i mean you could if you really if you put your ear up to the ground you could hear
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you know you could hear winter just slipping summer that ghb
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just putting a little dr drug in summer's drink man
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man it's like no matter what we want to do you want to do this you want to do kickball volleyball
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hell if you just want to throw a damn pool ball at somebody
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you know you want to throw a damn you know stripe seven or whatever it is
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you want to hum that bastard down the street hit your friend curtis in the leg over there
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even though y'all were just kids and it was an accident whatever you want to do
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because mother nature is making her choices she's dealing her cards
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and she's putting things into play man and right now she's
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and you can hear it man you put your ear up to the ground you can hear summer just
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good to have you guys here man thanks for being with us today and that is uh the north mississippi
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all-stars again that is drunk outdoors and they included us in that song
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and man we had a lot of drunk outdoors people uh
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i was in cedar rapids iowa probably 48 hours ago
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and shout out to the fella some fell out that brought me a a half pint of fresh squid ink
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you could still still the jar was still a little wet on the outside
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and shout out to that guy and the other guy some fella brought me a um
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this special rock kind of like a rock you heat it up in the microwave or something and it's got
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you know keeps the devil off your back and keeps uh helps you with the pulmonary blood flow
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so i appreciate that i want to say thank you to both of that fella the jeweler and the other guy
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the oceanographer whatever the underwater writer whatever the guy with the damn
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ink and they gave me hell man bringing you bring a fresh thing of squid ink back through uh tsa they
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don't know how to handle it they don't know if you're you know just a big fan of the perfect storm
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or they don't know if i mean they just don't they didn't know what to do you know they really really
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didn't know what to do over there but i told them just honestly i said hey
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this is a gift okay i'm not the kind of i'm not the kind of fella that runs around with fresh squid
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ink so raleigh mouse here what'd you get into this weekend raleigh uh just a few uh music videos okay
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it's a lot of fun okay um yesterday we just did six songs in five hours um at a studio down in
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laverne tennessee okay and now you guys are like when you get out there do you bring your own lunch
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with you or you eat lunch on site or how do you usually handle meal time i just ate before and then
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i had down there and because you've mentioned you'll forget to eat when you work yep all the time um
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luckily this time i didn't i ate before i left i left i did the shoot and then we all went afterwards
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okay a little team outing huh oh yeah okay and now uh what's your bedtime usually what time you
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usually nod off in the evening oh man two three in the morning oh wow yeah oh wow and what's the
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cause of that is there any is there something you're staying up you waiting for something or you
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what happened yeah so i'm either editing or i go to the gym at like two in the morning um
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because that's like the prime time of nobody's there okay really nice especially during covet um
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but yeah that's the main reason the gym and do you get nervous do you have body nerves or something do
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you you have what is that what would you not want people singing you no at that hour i mean you have
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do you get nervous about your body no it's just the smaller gym so there's not as much um equipment
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and so you would have to wait for someone oh yeah and so sometimes i would go out with my roommates
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um and we would go at like 5 p.m because like that's the only time we can go um because they
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like closed earlier or whatever like on the weekends um but yeah it's just too crowded there's not a lot
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of space so that's why i like going at night there's like nobody there yeah i remember i used to go to
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the gym you had to bring the barbells with you and we'd get in my buddy's car and he'd have probably
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about 360 pounds of barbells in his car and then the bottom of his car actually ended up rotting out
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because of the weight and also because of rust he had some rust issues uh with the vehicle but
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anyway man what else is going on uh not too much really you know just kind of adapting went over
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there to cedar rapids and now that if you guys aren't familiar cedar rapids has been devastated by
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something called a derecho and that is a mexican land hurricane and the real the crazy part is is that
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kind of outdoor finessing that a lot of latino and specifically mexican people do
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it's crazy that then a mexican storm would come and just ruin
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really a lot of the efforts and hard work i mean you know you you we we rode across town before the
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storm and uh and or before the show and they had i mean you'd see a you know a tree everywhere
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everybody had an extra tree in their yard but it wasn't theirs it had come from somewhere else
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displaced trees you had somebody you know you'd have a woodpeckers just flying or didn't know what
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what to do you had woodpeckers just kind of like oh you know have their wings up in there like that
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don't know what's going on because trees had been just i mean misplaced displaced mia
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i bought a carton of milk on the side there was a picture of a tree on it
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people hadn't seen it you know it just it just a lot going on over there and it just really
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devastated a lot of the town a lot of the city so um oh sorry
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so that was interesting man but then we got out there man and we put it together out at the amphitheater
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amphitheater i mean and they had it set up beautiful you know this is an amphitheater
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and amphitheater basically is i mean this it was just i mean right on the river the river's right
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there and you probably had maybe 1100 people came out and just a real i mean it was just a good time
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it was a perfect night for it and you know it just felt good people to get out people had driven in
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you know they i met a mexican kid actually who from georgia driven in and he had a southern
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exic a southern accent like a red nexican or something they call them you know um
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and i'd never seen it before and i kept making him talk and we even tickled him a little
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little to hear him giggle you know and kind of like a pseudo kind of you know kind of uh
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georgia spanish kind of you know because you don't see it you don't see a lot of that
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do you see a lot of cross-racial stuff going on you with you amongst your friends you guys have any
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you have any you know a black friend that sounds swedish or a you know a southern kid that has like
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a mexican accent do you you guys seen a lot of that rally not that extreme but i have friends
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um or i have seen people that are um that are either like for example they're asian but they
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have british accents oh yeah um i i see that all the time actually trickery where do you see that at
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what do you mean like where do you see it are you in part of a club or a group is this a meetup
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yeah i mean i i see like i sometimes hear people like when i'm walking down broadway
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um and i just look over and it's an asian dude and he's just you know talking british i was like
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do you try do you believe him yeah yeah because like he's he's not um he's not like joking around
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he's just talking to his friends and like i don't know one point he was talking about his family or
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something so i was like okay that's like his voice um same thing with the guy that i watch on youtube
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named kai kai w um that's his user um that's his uh channel name and he does all these tech reviews
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a black guy no he he's asian okay but i didn't know he was asian um like because there's black
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asian now you'll see dark asian out there oh right yeah i would see that it's great i mean it's just
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you can't even if you want to be racist still it's hard right you gotta have i mean you got almost do
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you gotta you gotta read up on stuff exactly you can't even be you know when i was young at least
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you could just be racist you know it was easy it was organized it was you know boom boom boom no no
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no you know right but then now it's like yeah you got you know you got the vietnam english you know
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you don't know what this guy's gonna do right you know what i'm saying he's blowing you know he's
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playing a flute and they got the basket with a snake and the snake is named winston churchill
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like you just don't know everything's mixed up you know you got the the japanese and you know you
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got a guy who's swedish in japan and japanese you know you got a guy from um alabama you know who's
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also 100 german and this guy's alaberman it just doesn't end it just it's getting the waters are getting
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muddy right you know i mean you can't even do a hate crime anymore really unless you have i mean
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you gotta have you almost have to have the ancestry 23 paperwork you gotta have you gotta call somebody's
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grandparents you gotta just get so much confirmation it's not even worth the gas money you're gonna
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spend to drive across town and burn down somebody's front porch or whatever it's just different times
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man we had a lot of nice calls that came in though man let me hit this hotline real quick
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nine eight five six six four nine five zero three is a hotline and um just people calling in and
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just sharing a lot of different thoughts as we've migrated into this new territory over here
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and uh in the central east gang yeah what up dude uh i just wanted to say i respect you a lot um
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i know how it is to relocate and put a lot on the line just because of an idea and uh that's how you
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get anything done that all starts with an idea and i know it's probably really uncomfortable right now
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being out of your comfort zone and and being new to nashville but i just want to let you know
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that you are on the forefront of starting something really cool outside of los angeles
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uh and well thanks man i appreciate it you know it's uh you know i i definitely had a week uh
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where i was real real scared actually like what am i doing um and that was actually last week
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you know uh just what am i doing um and i realized part of it was i wasn't really making as much uh
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effort you know not only do i need to go somewhere not only do i have to try to get work going
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but then also i need i need to be active you know i need to actively be trying to bring joy into my life
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each day um and so that's one thing that you know i got back from cedar rapids uh yesterday and that's
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one thing i've been trying to do since i since i've gotten back and it's just one of my goals now it's
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like well how do i you know how do i really i want to be able to say i gave um that i've given
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sorry if i'm i'm doing some belches because i've had a uh zero calorie soda
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but um i want to be able to say i've given this my uh my best foot forward
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you know that's what i want to be able to say and so you know i got in last night i was feeling kind
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of a little bit bummed out i said you know what i'm gonna make myself a spaghetti dinner
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you know do this grill up you know boil the noodles and then grill them
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i do grilled spaghetti that's how i do it a lot of people do this old-fashioned just straight up wet
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shit dude eff you all son i'm grilling the spag dog that's how i do it i i knew you know i get the
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the meat was good then i grill them up hit them with the meat sauce
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and uh so i made myself some spaghettis did some running did some uh yoga after
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and now i'm just batting and then just decided you know what i'm gonna go to bed at a decent hour
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um and i read i did a little bit of reading i'm just you know i'm gonna i'm gonna try to like
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actually like say hey man do some things to make to take care of yourself
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you know i think that will help making make being in a new place easier no matter where it is
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and i read a book too i'm reading it actually it's not fully read but this book is partially read by me
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so far and a book by mike lindell you heard of this fellow riley mail i have not you read a lot
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sometimes it depends depends what i read sound like you don't read that much but i'll tell you
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right now about this book this book by mike lindell is my pillow you ever heard of my pillows
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the the tv commercial my pillows yeah yeah so the man was doing crack the man was a crack addict
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for at least 190 pages of the book he's smoking crack he can almost smell the crack it would almost
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be cool if they had put a scratch and sniff on the page we could smell a crack a little
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because i've never smoked crack to be honest with you but i always wish that i had
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um but anyway throughout the book he's smoking crack and he's doing this and that and he's struggling and
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um man it's a fascinating story the story is fascinating people i know sometimes on
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on twitter give the guy a hard time you know he's a pretty devout republican and he's um
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uh i don't know what else he is i mean he i think he's a vikings fan but the man was smoking crack and
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then made one of the most successful pillows of all time you know name another can you name another
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pillow riley um yeah the uh what do you call it um
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why can't i think of it you can't think of it because you can't think of it dude and that's why
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the uh therapy therapeutic um no no nope that's a mattress you're talking tempurpedic yeah you're
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right yep pillow is just for your head mattress is for your body right and so what i'm telling you
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about is this man was smoking crack and then he made one of the most successful pillows of all time
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that doesn't happen on accident if you're smoking crack for 20 30 40 years
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the odds of you making one of the most successful pillows of all time is very small
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and so what i'm saying is man and i appreciate the call and what i'm saying is just like yeah
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it's hard to you know sometimes you got to take that chance but not only that you got to put your
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best foot forward and so i feel like we're trying something new out here um but at the same time we're
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also trying to put our best foot forward but thank you for that call man for the good uh for the good
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fortune uh i'm fortunate to have people that just care how i'm doing you know a lot of calls came
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into the hotline this week of just people just hey man how's it going over there what's going on
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right now to get started all right let's take this call right here
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theo this is luke calling from the southern indiana louisville area luke
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i think you're gonna like living along the i-65 you know you can go all the way up to chicago go down
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to the beach uh but well i appreciate you saying that also i would like to say anybody who i love
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you luke but also anybody who references you're gonna love living along a certain interstate
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is 95 out of 97 times a serial killer i think that's safe to say
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i think that's safe to say you know anybody that's been serial killed riley i don't no
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well live a little brother i have two friends who's have uh family members have been victims of
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serial killers or sk as they call them let's hear more luke but you know there's a lot of people calling
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in about getting sober and then uh just having a void there and i think riley would agree with me
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that that void could be filled in a church community uh nashville's full of a bunch of
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really great churches i've been down there and a few churches and uh you know even i know you've
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been to church before and even if you're not religious you know i think there's a lot of good
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people there and amen brother i appreciate that suggestion and there's a ton of churches here i've
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made a bunch of u-turns usually in church parking lots because they're empty a lot of times and you
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can and they're everywhere so especially here out here in the central east you'll see that sort of
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deal you'll you know a u-turn is popularly done in a church parking lot which isn't bad either because
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you kind of zip through you know you get in there get a little you know get that quick head of the
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lord in your brain and then you're back out on your route but i appreciate that man i love you know i
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love churches you know i love uh you know i love the camaraderie when i was growing up my dad used to
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take us over there to the presbyterian church and he would uh put his business cards in the damn
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uh basket that went around you know the dollars for god basket he'd throw his business card in
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there he always thought it was they were grabbed they were uh drawing for free lunch
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so he'd throw a couple business cards in there and he didn't have any business my dad didn't even have
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business his business card had his name on it and his phone number so i mean i don't i guess i guess
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that's business i don't know this was back when you know in these eight these times if you were
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even a man you were considered doing business just by the simple fact of being male you were considered
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a businessman oh he does business that fella look at him the guy with the beard with the wiener oh
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that means business and so i guess he would throw the card in the church in the money basket i don't
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know what he thought but he never won a lunch or anything like that but i used to love it you
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know i used to love also going to the church and doing the easter egg hunt
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and my brother was fast and he had dark skin and people would say oh look at that
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look at a little puerto rican fella getting all the eggs
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riley now i know you have uh japanese roots eggs are sacred in japanese don't you guys have fabergé
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eggs and you know a lot of times a certain i'll see a designed egg um i honestly i don't even know
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what that is i've never seen one um yeah wow i have no idea what you're talking about wow i'm sorry
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that's all right man why know your history that's the thing about kids now they don't need to know
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their history who cares how'd you get here i don't know space shuttle who's your dad elon musk
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every it doesn't matter every kid thinks it was born in a tesla
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you know their baby crib is tesla baby they don't even know they power down at 2 a.m
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they don't need lunch are these people human anymore
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that's my big question sorry to put that on your rally but no totally fine but you got to know that
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number one you know when i was young a lot of times we would learn about different cultures in school
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you know and not that often but every now and then they have us make a fabergé egg
00:30:10.480
and it's a special type of asian egg where they draw the history of asia on the outside of it
00:30:17.280
so you'll see a fellow on a cruise you don't want a ship or on a you know you'll see somebody doing a
00:30:23.760
you know hitting somebody with a sword or a you know somebody at a temple you know just history
00:30:34.480
let's take another call that came in here thanks for the good wishes though man and i do think uh
00:30:39.040
you know there's a lot to be found at church actually and actually riley you might know do you have a
00:30:42.880
you know is there a special memory you have from church as a child you know
00:30:49.760
man i've got many um like i said in one of the previous episodes my um my home church is east side
00:30:57.280
east side church and church and okay it's a big mega church and like our worship is just amazing
00:31:03.200
our christmas services are super spectacular they're so unique do you have real animals in
00:31:09.440
them no unfortunately not um we're not one of those kind of churches yet at least i don't know if they
00:31:16.000
have i don't know if they ever will but i don't think they will yeah i've been to one i bought tickets
00:31:20.480
to the one out there in california had real animals at it dang real animals real elephant
00:31:26.800
real giraffe baby coming right down the aisle wow yeah pretty crazy yeah they had a um
00:31:32.240
um they had a camel actually that defecated on the stage and then it got sick and they had to have a
00:31:38.800
they had to suspend one of the services but um anyway tell me more about what you were saying
00:31:44.640
yeah and what's a specific memory something you enjoyed um i i would say definitely the all the
00:31:50.960
christmas services because they're not just our normal christmas or our normal services or normal any
00:31:56.960
christmas services that you see anywhere else like we've got snow coming from the ceiling we've got
00:32:01.280
like we go all out but there's always this one tradition where um at the end we always sing
00:32:07.520
silent night together three times oh three time in a row three times in a row yep you can't forget
00:32:14.640
it exactly see when i was young they sing it one time and you knew it
00:32:25.280
and that's the difference now you got to sing silent night three times for the youngsters
00:32:31.280
that's the day it just you if you want it to have it if you want to have a real sentimental imprint
00:32:37.760
you you just got to hit them hard you got to hit them hard y'all do the egg hunts over there
00:32:45.840
for easter yeah um no well are you talking about church or like just in general church uh church no
00:32:53.520
okay okay well could be a good church could not be a good church i'm not saying anything about east side
00:32:59.920
man you know they sound like it sound like a great outfit but it you know hide an egg
00:33:08.480
hide an egg if you want to keep the kids involved that's what that that was a motto by our church but
00:33:12.560
um all right let's hear one more call that came in man hey theo this is ben smith not arkansas
00:33:22.080
ben smith thank you for calling brother i appreciate it man and arkansas is a good place a lot of geodes
00:33:28.960
up there and geodes or geodes i'm not even sure how you pronounce that geodes geod onward
00:33:39.760
i just poured the morning coffee it's uh tuesday morning about to head into work have some quiet
00:33:46.320
time first man i just wanted to say uh congrats on moving to uh the central part of the country
00:33:52.880
it's a good place uh i'm excited for you to experience fall in tennessee man we're almost there
00:33:59.600
it's gonna get cool weather all the leaves are going to change colors everybody's favorite time of
00:34:05.120
year you know yeah hey man i just wanted to say also uh you know moving to a new spot is hard i've
00:34:11.600
moved around a bunch um to some weird places i got to live in central america for a while i lived out in
00:34:18.640
arizona uh well i'm gonna jump out on a limb here man but if you're living in central america in arizona
00:34:27.600
it sounds like you're trying to be mexican or spanish or latino
00:34:39.120
you know i don't want to body check you up in a coat of arms but
00:34:43.040
you know you might want to look at your roots and make sure what's going on is what's going on
00:34:47.280
because it sounds like you might be maybe you were adopted
00:34:49.920
you know i don't just get called to a certain area you know if i find myself hanging out in
00:35:01.760
after a while i'm gonna start wondering you know who my real father is brother onward moved around a
00:35:07.280
little bit and man you know it's it's hard being somewhere for a while at first you know
00:35:13.760
it uh it takes a while to get into that rhythm so um hang in there dude and and uh know that this is
00:35:21.440
like probably the uh the hardest part of moving to new places is the time you're in right now so
00:35:31.760
well thanks man it's nice of you to say that yeah yeah i think some of it is you know i find myself
00:35:37.680
at night i want to i want that's when i get because you have more free time here
00:35:44.400
you know in los angeles you know a lot of your time is spending traffic
00:35:49.120
or you know or just crying in your car or um you know there's just a lot of separation between
00:35:56.800
things there's no parking when you get somewhere so you have to park a block away and
00:36:00.640
you know it's just there's a lot of barriers between you and comfort
00:36:10.000
and i'm not judging the place i'm not saying that look man when i went home last week for
00:36:14.320
three days i went to the beach and i loved it i mean i loved every second of it
00:36:21.440
you know i don't know if i've ever felt closer to god in my life than just laying out there
00:36:25.440
after having just got out the water and just laying out in the sun out there
00:36:29.200
you know just laying face down in the sand you know
00:36:34.720
i mean i was at peace you know something big lady even thought i was a deceased body
00:36:39.280
came up and pushed my body thought i was deceased
00:36:43.680
so i don't know how many closer to god you can get than being
00:36:49.760
i mean hell my brother would have hit a damn mint under my body
00:36:56.000
but um but i do notice you have more time in a place uh in a place like nashville you have more
00:37:03.440
time it's just easier to get around things are quicker and faster and you get more time
00:37:11.360
so um so i found myself around eight eight at night i'm like ah what do i do
00:37:20.160
you know i have a couple friends here through a a program and so they don't you know
00:37:23.280
they ain't doing nothing they trying not to masturbate or trying not to drink you know
00:37:28.720
so we're not all like oh let's go meet up at this joint
00:37:32.880
so you're just kind of like trying to find things to do
00:37:44.720
last week i was struggling with masturbation really the past two weeks i also tried testosterone
00:38:04.960
i mean it'll make your penis reach for a damn deck of cards i mean it just
00:38:11.520
it's so it just i mean it just brings your body to life
00:38:22.080
you know you'll just be doing nothing and your penis will jump into your own hand it's just more
00:38:27.040
it's not that good so i don't think i'm going to take it anymore
00:38:32.080
um it makes your hair thinner you know i don't i didn't like that i find extra hair
00:38:38.080
sitting around and i need my hair you know i definitely like having hair so that's really strange um
00:38:55.280
oh uh you also they have it's it's injection based it's injection based you know and um i used to do
00:39:09.600
you know we used to shoot you know a lot of people know me and my
00:39:38.800
in america and maybe in the world i would say in the world
00:39:49.520
i would say in first world countries and uh i don't know second world
00:39:54.160
you get into a second world country bro you get down there in ecuador bro and a gay dude will beat
00:39:58.560
the hell out of you bro it's nothing that's casual that's dancing that's dancing for them
00:40:19.040
drug with it they have a drug also that um because if you take testosterone it will
00:40:26.960
gonads they call them gonads on the internet but really it's your nuts
00:40:30.400
and it makes them smaller and so you take another drug that makes your
00:40:39.120
basically makes your gonads regular size it's kind of like a fluffer
00:40:45.600
it's like uh you ever put a little air in your bike tire a little it's like that
00:40:53.520
but um but anyway i'm just real i just don't think it's for me so
00:41:03.680
so i'm gonna quit taking it you know i've tried it out it's been about a month maybe six weeks
00:41:13.040
and i just don't i think the hair i don't want to lose my hair and
00:41:18.560
i i don't know i don't know if i notice a lot of other benefits and stuff from it really um
00:41:32.560
and then if you take the the the secondary drug that they have if it whenever you take that it makes
00:41:41.520
kind of makes your nuts feel like somebody hid something in them
00:41:44.480
it makes kind of it makes your nuts feel like somebody just blew all their breath like somebody just
00:41:55.520
like blew one mouth full of breath right in it's like you got this kind of
00:42:07.520
it's like a full it's just like somebody just puffed your nuts up a little so i don't like that
00:42:12.640
feeling it's like you're hot it's like somebody hit an easter egg right in your
00:42:16.080
crotch or something in your nuts and that makes me feel uncomfortable i don't like that feeling it
00:42:21.920
just feels fake so anyway so that's my experience with it you know when it's not um
00:42:30.960
and you get it there's different ways you can get the testosterone replacement it's for sale
00:42:35.120
everywhere now and so i wanted to try it out uh and
00:42:40.400
and and the injection part is a little weird like it i don't trip out on it that much because i did
00:42:46.480
it when i was young you know to body build so it's just a low dose but it does make me feel
00:42:56.560
you know uncomfortable i feel like um and it just the upkeep of it and stuff i just don't feel like
00:43:02.400
it's for me that's kind of the conclusion that i've come to so um
00:43:09.680
but yeah man i think if i find a good church i think that that that that's a good idea
00:43:21.120
what else was i talking about you ever done any injectable drugs raleigh mal
00:43:25.280
i mean unless it's for surgery um the uh what do you call it the thing that makes you go to sleep
00:43:32.800
for surgery other than that no anesthesia you mean yeah that okay that's the thing but you've never
00:43:39.360
just you know you and your buddy you know never pulled off the interstate and done steroids or
00:43:44.720
anything like that nope unfortunately not well no i'm not uh i'm not uh i'm not one of those guys
00:43:53.520
i'm like you know the calm innocent kind yeah i don't i don't do any of those drugs i don't do
00:43:59.760
any of those like injections or whatever um i mean you know me i'm yeah i don't know you but i'm learning
00:44:06.160
that yeah that is not your vice right what would you say would you feel like is a vice if people say
00:44:13.600
oh riley mouse say it's your funeral okay we're at your funeral people are like oh riley man man he's
00:44:17.920
a great guy you know he uh he was an eagle scout he was a christian you know he was a um
00:44:29.920
he was a uh karate belt he had a karate belt he skipped lunch sometimes he worked so hard
00:44:37.440
and what what would they say but also one of his vices was he did this what would it be you think
00:44:42.160
um man i don't know well i guess people would say that i'm more the
00:44:50.320
i'm more the quiet kind of guy until you really get to know me and then i'm just like obnoxious like
00:44:56.000
you will you will regret wanting to get to know me because i'm like so obnoxious towards them and i
00:45:02.240
like i like talking a lot um other than that um wow yeah i'm i'm a pretty quiet dude other than that
00:45:16.560
all right man that's something uh people called actually we had a couple calls that came in here
00:45:27.680
yo this is white out nebraska what's up wyatt from nebraska man thank you for calling brother and
00:45:33.680
thank you for listening to this uh this um podcast i want to give you a little riley review
00:45:41.360
uh be honest i didn't think it was going to work out very well this kid is 22 seems to be a little
00:45:48.960
young to be on a platform so big does he deserve it is he a relative i i didn't know what was going on
00:45:56.240
on there's some dead air it's hard to pull answers out of them it's really awkward uh but i was going
00:46:03.680
to give him a second chance to listen to your show right now the second episode with him on there and
00:46:08.480
it's almost brilliant to have that type of feeling in the air like it's just awkward it's almost like
00:46:15.680
part of the act even though it might not meant to be it's it's funny as hell and then your boy was
00:46:22.960
telling me that he is asian and a black belt so that's a win-win i'm now i'm but that's easy also
00:46:39.920
had him back on his side i i'm on the fence i don't know but uh you're gonna need someone smart
00:46:50.160
to do all those editing anyway especially one that doesn't get out of that pocket
00:46:56.000
so there you go that guy had some thoughts on you riley and i'm not playing those as any judgment
00:47:00.640
i you know um i just wanted to let you know that people uh there was a call let me see was there in
00:47:08.480
i felt like there was another call but i did not see it in here um
00:47:16.080
so have you felt did you have you felt uh from being on the podcast i i love being on the podcast
00:47:23.440
you do yeah it's a lot of fun okay man well good man you know we just want you to you know uh feel
00:47:30.800
comfortable here and um you know i mean just like life it's always like you know we kind of talked about
00:47:36.880
it's like a learn you know it's just we learn as we go and we don't really know what it's going to be
00:47:40.080
like you know right so but i'm glad that you came back today man thanks for having me back yeah you
00:47:46.240
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00:48:47.360
here who probably has some problem let's hear it hey this is dennis calling out of callahan florida
00:48:53.600
big dennis out there in callahan big dennis let's hear it and i was at work and i just got stung
00:49:03.840
by a bee in the neck and i'm fucking livid but no i just want to express that get that off my chest man
00:49:13.920
i'm really i'm really pissed okay well look man i'm sorry to hear that man i know that it's
00:49:20.880
you know a bee don't know nothing a bee is like a blind guy with a damn hatchet
00:49:34.960
you know he'll sting his fucking stepmother if you give him half a dollar like a bee don't give a damn
00:49:39.760
if you crack open a bee there ain't a damn in that thing
00:49:48.000
we had a fella actually when i was growing up we used to go to summer camp i think it was summer
00:49:52.480
camp i don't know they didn't do anything really they kept us in a damn pavilion out at the park and
00:49:58.480
it was hot as could be and everybody had kool-aid mustaches and everybody had to bring their own lunch
00:50:06.000
and your lunch your kool-aid would spill in your lunch thing and it would get all wet and you had
00:50:09.440
to eat it anyway so if you haven't had a raspberry kool-aid grilled cheese sandwich and we might not know
00:50:20.720
each other but one thing uh we had they had a fella out there was a groundskeeper and a groundskeeper
00:50:33.120
you know it you know kind of hangs out in one specific area
00:50:38.560
and this fella bi they call him he would uh he had a glass eye or some type of textile eye
00:50:47.440
you know this fella had something happen you know i'm saying he lost one of them bad sight balls and
00:50:52.720
somebody you know hooked him up with that replica
00:50:59.440
and he would get bees there were bees everywhere bees on every there's bees on everything bees on
00:51:04.720
every trash can had a thousand bees on it and he would take a bee and he would sting right into his
00:51:11.840
own eye with it and it would freak the kids out because we never seen it and then here you go he's doing
00:51:18.160
it and he would just get a bee and just sting and the kids if it was a new kid or somebody that was
00:51:24.640
coming to camp for a week because it was ymca summer camp so every week is when you get a new kid in
00:51:35.920
and sometime it you know some fella or some little lady come in there
00:51:40.640
sometime they get the little squirrely kid with the real pale skin a couple freckles kind of some dark
00:51:52.560
you know real kind of vein you know like real veiny eyes just he always had that one little fella
00:52:01.360
and my friend daniel actually this little fella growing up bus we had this miscreant fella
00:52:06.080
riley man named daniel and he would do cigarettes man or do you know he he's uh
00:52:18.320
and it just whole neighborhood was furious man and when they finally got it open he laughed at
00:52:29.520
so we had people like that you know we had real miscreants dude um
00:52:35.920
um we had a fella drank a little bit of ethanol this kid named todd man and he looked like he really
00:52:42.480
looked like shit but he looked like shit before he drank it so
00:52:49.280
but uh anyway what was i talking about man todd
00:52:54.560
no no no before that man daniel no before that uh oh bees baby mother nature's
00:53:07.280
freaking pitchforkers dog uh and this fellow would just sting his own eye with him just take him and
00:53:12.320
just sting right into his own eye because he had a not a homemade eye but semi-homemade you know to
00:53:17.760
step up from homemade like maybe they'd made it in home ec
00:53:22.720
so he had that you know he had that home ec eye and he would just and if you didn't know the new
00:53:26.880
kids didn't know so every time after lunch he'd get a kid over there and get his get a live bee and
00:53:32.800
sting his own eye with it jeez you have any uh unique individuals or role models like that growing up riley
00:53:39.600
oh man as far as the like i don't think i can go that far as like bee singing in your own eye um
00:53:48.880
other than that no i mean i've had like you know there's like those special kids that are like you
00:53:54.000
know in special ed and you know i have a few friends in that too i have a few um blind friends that are
00:53:58.880
like super good at you know audio at audio engineering at my school um it's crazy listeners huh big listeners
00:54:07.440
oh yeah yeah they're like the best students there we had a guy like that too they call him the big
00:54:12.400
listener and he was blind or something was wrong with him he said he couldn't see and people believed
00:54:17.520
him right and he could hear he was that freaking that's that listener you know he was just damn
00:54:26.240
christopher columbus on the listenership man he was just
00:54:30.800
and we had a blind kid that could play kickball real well
00:54:33.440
and he could hear the ball rolling feel it on the ground and kick it just the damn willie nelson
00:54:41.760
of kickball just the real i mean this guy was just just damn kirby pocket man this fella
00:54:50.160
old fat leg he had a fat leg on him too a lot of blind people are fat in the legs
00:54:55.360
what else we got here man we got a young fella right here hit hit the hotline man uh
00:55:07.680
let's hear it here we go hey theo this is will i called about a year ago my daughter eliana was born
00:55:16.160
oh man congratulations on that one year old you got now man that's a beautiful treat man my buddy just
00:55:22.160
had a kid about maybe nine weeks ago or something and he sent me a picture of it and it looked like
00:55:30.080
a damn little ghost a little scared a little fella but still beautiful man amen let's hear it appreciate
00:55:36.320
that by the way of me on the show uh i just wanted to kind of ask your thoughts about the crystal
00:55:42.960
leader situation because i heard you and bobby talking about that last week and i was thinking
00:55:49.680
to myself if one of my buddies got into some deep stuff some trouble and he said like hey i didn't do
00:55:58.560
that that wasn't me like i'd want to back obviously the the crystal leader situation is pretty
00:56:06.000
uh deep deeper than that um but i mean he even said like
00:56:15.600
like two were mad about him talking to a 22 year old so like maybe it's not as bad as it cracked up
00:56:22.720
to be i don't know much about it to be honest that's not the base
00:56:25.360
facts so i don't know man do you ever feel bad about not backing him like well i appreciate your
00:56:35.840
question man um i mean there's there's you know and yeah me and bobby were talking about this the
00:56:42.480
other day on uh on the episode and i think i i bet i bet chris uh you know like i check in with him
00:56:52.880
you know i probably should check in with him again um you know chris doesn't communicate a ton with me
00:57:00.400
we never have communicated like a great deal like our friendship you know we haven't had like a deep
00:57:06.480
deep friendship um i think he's one of the funniest guys that i know i don't so i don't know the extent of
00:57:14.720
everything that's going on either you know i don't know the extent do i believe everything that
00:57:21.440
that do i believe that the articles that people have written like a lot of it
00:57:29.120
seems like hit pieces to me you know but also i don't know everything about it
00:57:41.600
it's really tough you know because people do everything now for clickbait it's really tough
00:57:54.960
that it's tough for a lot of his friends and a lot of his associates and co-workers to
00:58:00.400
know what to say or do because he hasn't really said much
00:58:09.120
so i think in a weird way we're all kind of waiting not waiting to hear from him i mean and
00:58:14.400
he did say his piece there was an article he that he had or that was about like his side of the story
00:58:20.160
and his thoughts on it and um you know i don't know i don't know if there's like legal stuff that
00:58:26.480
he's facing i don't know and some of it it's interesting because it's like it's not my you know
00:58:34.080
like um it's not my responsibility to or it's not it's none of my business to bother him to bother him
00:58:41.840
about any of that you know i check in and say you know you know how are you doing you know thinking
00:58:49.120
of you um i don't look at i mean the media often looks at people as one dimensional oh they're just
00:58:56.880
this or that's how it seems a lot of times um but i mean i support you know i support my friends as
00:59:04.800
much as i you know i love him you know i want him to be able to work um i'm grateful that he has a
00:59:15.360
family right now that he has a wife and kid and he has people that are close to him to support him
00:59:24.160
you know i don't know i don't know what a lot of his behaviors were like really no you know i don't
00:59:42.160
you know yeah you i have their back i have my friends back i mean a lot of everything we do you
00:59:48.320
you don't see it on podcasts you don't always hear about it um there's also a lot of like a lot
00:59:55.840
of guys are afraid and a lot of people are afraid i think just of you know of a lot of just you know
01:00:02.800
are they going to be written an article about next even if some of the stuff it doesn't even that have
01:00:07.760
any validity um you know it's scary it makes me feel uncomfortable it makes me feel scared to even
01:00:25.040
because there's people out there that want to take people's livelihood away
01:00:30.560
but then also if people did something that is illegal then i feel like that they should be
01:00:39.920
but also i don't feel like people that if they did something illegal that that
01:00:44.320
dams them as a someone that i could should care about or that there's not more to them as a person
01:00:51.840
i mean dude we're all like just messed up creatures trying to freaking
01:00:57.840
balance right between the sand and the and the and the water
01:01:10.560
it's tricky out there it's tricky in here tricky inside of ourselves man it's tricky everywhere
01:01:16.720
i when people say you didn't back him what is backing someone look like i mean
01:01:22.800
i've let him know that i love him i've let him know that you know i'm here for him i've let him
01:01:29.280
know that if he feels like he has an issue or with anything that he's welcome to you know i go to
01:01:34.640
different meetings for all types of stuff so he's welcome to come with me anytime he wants to or
01:01:43.840
but i appreciate the reminder maybe you know maybe i should check in with him again and just you know remind
01:01:48.080
him that people think about him you know that people care about him you know i texted calen the
01:01:54.720
other day and told him you know to keep his head up
01:02:01.200
um just as i would text any of my friends or communicate any with any of my friends who have
01:02:05.920
something bad happened to them you know just as i'm sure like the accusers are or the victims of
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of the alleged incidents are their friends are supporting them you know it's i don't know
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anyway man let's get another call or two that came in man i want to thank everybody that came out
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about the uh cedar rapid you know i want to thank everybody that came out for the cedar rapid show
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and uh let's get those calls right now hey ceo it's your boy daniel again at northeast arkansas
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what's up big daniel out of northeast arkansas you ever been there riley i've not
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well actually what is northeast arkansas like what cities man let's hear more uh not i don't not
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not the hot holes hit her but yeah uh man just letting you know i'll be driving up there
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saturday come see in cedar rapid as long as my wife doesn't kill me while we drive for seven hours
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but uh man just let you know along with helping people dealing with uh addictions and everything
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you also help us who only had a mother growing up and uh and wasn't very close to her
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uh a while back let's see here you said how your mom had to be your disciplinary figure and your
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comfort person and man that just that comment opened up a slew of emotions i didn't even know i had
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just from realizing that and um anyway i was able to put my uh relationship back together with my mom
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thanks man thanks for the nice call man uh i hope you guys enjoyed the show yeah seven hours with your
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wife in a car that's really i mean that should be a damn game show i feel like that should be uh
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that should be a really a dirty game show but um
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um yeah man well i appreciate you saying that man uh you know my mother actually went to it's
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almost just funny in full circle my mother went to college over there in um cedar rapids
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and um and she met her first husband over there over there and uh but yeah it's funny man i you know
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know it's interesting when a kid you know when you just have the single parent when you just have the
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mom and i didn't realize it till i was older i just looked at my mom it's like you start to i think
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not having a dad around you in a weird way you hold that against your mother
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i mean you would you just hold it against whoever's the remaining parent so i think if it's
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if you just have a dad or or i did i don't know if people do
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but then suddenly you know yeah your mother has two roles and
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and i don't even know if our moms realize it at the time
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that suddenly they're the mother and the father and
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or and it's just so much man there's so much that goes into all of it
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but yeah i was holding probably i was probably have always been i probably held i was holding
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i was holding or maybe still hold the things against my mother that maybe were a father's responsibility
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and that's why sometimes i get hung up on like yeah i like the two-parent system man it's
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because i know what it feels like not to have it that's why
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some people you know they get all political about it well you don't like you you don't think two women
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can raise a care two men correct i don't know about all of that or i can just you know
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get my eggs fertilized at the chemical plant or whatever and i can have a family yeah i think all
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those things are great things and it's okay but you know i just the only thing i know is that
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there's just part of you sometimes this is just doesn't develop or something
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and sometimes it's easier for me to think about these things and sometimes it's
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it's harder for me to think about them and feel them
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because thinking about stuff doesn't get me anywhere man i really have to feel it like i have to like
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try and take myself back to the place of when i was a kid and what did it feel like you know
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you know like and think of myself and looking at my mother and like did i look at did i think of her as
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you know i have to try and navigate those feelings and to really see where i land sometimes but
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but yeah man life is just man there's so many there's so much going on and i'm not trying to be
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a downer or anything man i appreciate the nice words and you know and then in the end of it all it's like
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what am i i can't still what am i still gonna hold grudges from
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pin my emptiness on somebody else's their fault
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it's just creating it just create it's letting that emptiness still create more negativity
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and as much as it hurts to have to just deal with it myself and to patch it up
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sometimes it's just like that's the only real solution
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because man yeah sometimes i still want to blame i get you know i just want to blame and
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uh or those moments where i feel that way but anyway man thanks for bringing that up
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you know uh and yeah i hope your wife didn't kill you and i hope you guys had a good time at the
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show let's take one more call here here we go hi theo my name is kristen and i just got home from
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your show in cedar rapids me and two of my family members drove out there from chicago and i just wanted
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to thank you for the laughs it was a really good night um we had a family member pass away earlier this
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month and it was nice to just get out there and take a break from reality so just wanted to thank you
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and we love you and gang gang thank you so much gang mama thank you thank you for that nice message
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i'm glad you guys made the trip you know that's a three-hour trip right there or something two hour
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and you made it and yeah man we put a lot of laughter up into the sky out there
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that's one nice thing about being outdoors that laughter can hit the air baby that's air bound
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that's free that's no walls caging up the vibes and we let it hit the air son
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i mean we were using profanity they could hear it three buildings down they could hear it a block and
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so i'm sorry to hear about that i'm sorry to hear that you guys lost somebody that you loved
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but it's powerful to hear that you guys you know took their spirit with you and put and took it out
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and did something nice you know i'm glad you know
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yeah sometimes i think you know that the laughter it just hits the air and it goes right on up to heaven
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man and that's all they hear up there that's the only thing they're allowed to hear up in heaven
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is just laughter so that's the only thing they can really hear
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you know they don't let bad sounds in there only good sounds what's a good sound you think riley mal
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i mean good sounds as in like just anything in general like a good sound yeah
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i don't know rocket flying into space is a good sound and elephant i like elephants elephants are a good
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what what do you think is a good sound laughter i think and uh
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what else man sometimes a little sexual activity but i won't listen long if i hear it
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if the neighbors are doing it i'll listen for like like two or three seconds but i ain't listening
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i'll like listen a little and then pretend like i i'll be like oh what is that sound but then i
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once i hear definitely know if it's sexual interaction i back off you know so i don't listen a lot of that man
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you know i love you and um and i hope you guys had a good time out there i really do that's important
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that's important that's all there is man that's all there is is moving on
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getting in the car going on getting on the train getting on the bike getting on the skateboard getting back
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that's all there is man i feel like we've been through a lot and um
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well i haven't really been thinking about anything actually
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i gotta ice my ribs down a little you ever had rib damage rally mal i have not
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from rally mal baby let's get into this the same way that we came in
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and uh this is off their album up and rolling and this is drunk out
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you guys be good to yourselves man and i'm gonna try doing the same thing to myself
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