This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E302 Elevator Baby

00:00:00.000 all right check check baby chicken check checkers check your neck

00:00:08.640 that's what they used to say a lot check your neck and people would go like this

00:00:15.060 or run a cheese check they say it run a cheese check on your daddy because

00:00:23.540 you know my dad was real old when i was born and when i was young he was even older

00:00:29.600 and the older i got the older he got and i was kind of chasing him you know age chasing and then he

00:00:37.520 died but um a lot of times we do pizza you know i was on different sporting teams or my sister was

00:00:48.460 on a little sporting team you know little lesbian group and then they would have a pizza party

00:00:55.320 it used to originally it was if you won if you won your team got a pizza party

00:01:01.480 and then that evolved to even if you got second and then it became hell if your team even if you

00:01:10.520 even had a team you you'd see some kids just we're all wearing the same jersey never played anything

00:01:16.600 eating pizza so it became really just every anybody could do it

00:01:22.920 but they used to say run a cheese check on your daddy because my dad was so old

00:01:30.180 when he'd have pizza he could you know the cheese comes off that pie

00:01:34.200 when you release that slice off that circle

00:01:38.780 you really get a lot of that you know those little little kind of like a cheese web kind of like a lot

00:01:49.580 of little cheese little string cheeses that go from the slice back to that motherland that master pie

00:01:58.040 circle and so a lot of times you know my dad he didn't know what the hell was going on

00:02:03.620 he didn't know you know who was who was his kid or who was black or who was white or anything

00:02:09.140 i mean he didn't know if you were a car or a person so not i remember one time he put a half a gallon of

00:02:15.100 gas in the back of my pants

00:02:16.460 so you just uh you know daddy would have a have him a slice of that pizza and he'd have cheese just

00:02:28.160 draped all over him

00:02:29.280 and some of the kids would say hey hey hey hey hey run a cheese check on your daddy

00:02:35.940 and you'd have to just kind of you know check on his face like that

00:02:40.340 you'd have to do that dang dang to dang dang

00:02:43.640 and cheese check your daddy make sure you don't have any just cheese just draping off his face

00:02:48.760 you know like somebody's trying to spelunk off his face or something and

00:02:53.920 so you know you don't you just want to make sure you know that was kind of that deal but um

00:03:00.260 yeah check check chicken check

00:03:03.720 that's a popular term they say chicken check

00:03:07.580 because a chicken you don't a lot of people don't think about a chicken

00:03:11.600 think about a chicken

00:03:13.540 now what

00:03:17.900 a chicken you uh seeing a chicken used to be like like like coming across a mcdaniels bro when you're driving

00:03:25.640 and you you see that you know you see the the arches you said oh dang that's a mcdaniels right there

00:03:32.940 that's the same in the old days if you came across a chicken in the 1600 1700s

00:03:39.380 that's like pulling up on a restaurant

00:03:42.380 you know you're riding with your family you guys are in uh

00:03:47.340 you know riding in a horse cart or whatever

00:03:50.900 and you see a chicken they say dad dad

00:03:53.000 stop there dad

00:03:54.600 stop at that restaurant

00:03:57.400 and the restaurant's just over there it's like

00:04:00.460 and y'all go over there and slice and dice

00:04:06.180 and mom does her thing and that's family dining

00:04:10.620 that's 1600s family dining man

00:04:12.980 and the chicken dies but hey

00:04:14.700 somebody's got to go man and that's called

00:04:18.960 that chicken check

00:04:22.260 happy autumn

00:04:23.600 we running right here we running up on the heels of winter

00:04:27.260 if you if you listen you can you can you can really feel

00:04:32.220 if you listen with your emotions you can really feel

00:04:37.380 us just kind of lapping up onto the

00:04:41.340 onto the heels of winter

00:04:43.800 just nipping at the heels

00:04:46.300 just nipping at the heels of that icy bitch

00:04:52.040 miss winter

00:04:53.200 and she's doing her thing

00:04:55.700 but we coming at her baby

00:05:01.960 let's get into the episode

00:05:05.140 this is a little

00:05:11.780 Matthew Kasiol

00:05:13.620 with runs in the family

00:05:15.980 amen baby

00:05:22.140 tell them baby

00:05:40.720 catch me on Grindr huh

00:05:42.460 there you go Matty

00:05:49.220 it's just a matter of time

00:05:53.340 there ain't no stopping the setting sun

00:06:00.340 can't wash the sin from the hairs that made me

00:06:05.400 can't outrun with runs in the family

00:06:08.660 runs in the family

00:06:14.940 you can cut me down but the roots run deep

00:06:24.560 amen Matty

00:06:32.360 you can cut me down but the roots run deep

00:06:36.980 I ain't gonna die when they bury me

00:06:40.860 I wonder what I'll do when I die

00:06:45.260 you know

00:06:45.700 if I lay there

00:06:50.080 if I'll probably

00:06:50.880 I'll probably try to sneak over

00:06:55.360 and just tickle somebody else

00:06:56.800 that's been laying there

00:06:57.980 piss somebody off man

00:07:01.920 hey hey

00:07:03.420 cut out all the bullshit

00:07:06.240 I wonder what my neighbors

00:07:09.820 will be like where I get buried

00:07:10.860 that's why

00:07:11.360 you know people want to get buried

00:07:13.340 by their family

00:07:14.020 but you gotta think about that

00:07:15.720 you gotta think about that

00:07:19.820 you wanna get buried

00:07:22.580 you know

00:07:23.020 I mean it's nice to be by your mom

00:07:26.840 for like an hour

00:07:27.760 but I don't know if you wanna be

00:07:29.960 buried right by her

00:07:31.620 it's nice to be by your uncle bro

00:07:35.720 but if he you know

00:07:36.680 if he gets into gambling or shit

00:07:39.880 it ain't fun

00:07:40.640 you know it's just

00:07:43.460 it's like who

00:07:43.980 where do you

00:07:44.420 who do you wanna be

00:07:45.320 I almost wish that they had a

00:07:46.980 they had a

00:07:49.260 funeral parlor

00:07:51.020 that had a

00:07:51.680 kind of a 10 disc changer

00:07:53.880 remember them CD changers

00:07:56.640 them 10 disc changers

00:07:58.120 that they had one of those

00:08:00.640 in the ground

00:08:01.120 and everybody was on

00:08:01.820 kind of a lazy Susan

00:08:02.960 and you just got to kind of

00:08:04.400 you know

00:08:06.220 just do like a little bit

00:08:07.000 of speed dating

00:08:07.840 kind of while you're in the dirt

00:08:09.140 just something where you could

00:08:10.700 cross paths with

00:08:11.660 with different

00:08:12.300 with some difference

00:08:14.360 cause yeah

00:08:17.900 for the first hour or two

00:08:19.060 it'd be cozy

00:08:19.720 being with your folks

00:08:20.660 but man

00:08:21.340 about 10pm

00:08:24.400 and after they shut down

00:08:25.600 they saw

00:08:26.080 you know

00:08:26.640 a couple episodes

00:08:27.580 at Law & Order SVU

00:08:29.140 and they're

00:08:29.780 turning down the lights

00:08:30.760 you're gonna wanna

00:08:31.320 howl a little

00:08:32.100 you're gonna wanna

00:08:34.760 get out

00:08:35.440 you're gonna wanna

00:08:38.100 throw one of your bones

00:08:39.320 into the distance

00:08:40.220 and let some

00:08:41.480 dirty dog

00:08:42.220 go get it

00:08:43.040 you know

00:08:48.300 that's one thing

00:08:48.920 about skeleton

00:08:49.720 that's why

00:08:50.300 I think

00:08:50.780 if

00:08:51.340 if ghosts

00:08:52.700 were made

00:08:53.160 you know

00:08:53.540 if they had real skeletons

00:08:54.800 dogs would attack

00:08:56.400 them all the time

00:08:57.240 so you gotta think

00:08:59.360 about that

00:08:59.840 right there

00:09:00.360 I mean

00:09:03.340 you know

00:09:04.300 you couldn't

00:09:04.680 send a skeleton

00:09:05.260 real far

00:09:05.800 without a dog

00:09:06.440 getting that bitch

00:09:07.180 right by the neck

00:09:07.960 or by the caustics

00:09:09.500 or whatever

00:09:09.960 or the occipital

00:09:11.140 or whatever

00:09:11.540 I don't remember

00:09:12.220 you know

00:09:13.580 I only gotta be

00:09:14.200 in 8th grade

00:09:14.800 in science

00:09:15.640 but

00:09:16.060 you know

00:09:19.040 shout out to

00:09:19.600 science bro

00:09:20.160 we had a

00:09:20.680 when I was young

00:09:23.160 we had a science

00:09:23.900 teacher

00:09:24.160 and he used to do

00:09:24.900 deltoids

00:09:26.960 at the gym

00:09:27.560 and he would do

00:09:31.040 deltoids

00:09:31.880 all the time

00:09:32.460 and he would also

00:09:35.100 at the same time

00:09:35.880 eat altoids

00:09:36.960 and so

00:09:39.680 his big thing

00:09:40.400 he would get you

00:09:40.940 to come over by him

00:09:41.800 and he'd be doing

00:09:42.380 deltoids

00:09:43.080 and he'd blow

00:09:44.160 a little bit

00:09:44.600 of mint smoke

00:09:45.640 out of his mouth

00:09:46.320 and be doing

00:09:47.540 altoids

00:09:48.080 he'd have 9 altoids

00:09:49.140 in his mouth

00:09:49.640 and I'm not saying

00:09:53.820 that

00:09:53.980 I mean

00:09:54.180 I don't know

00:09:54.460 what the pH

00:09:55.080 balance is

00:09:56.040 of somebody's breath

00:09:57.520 if they got

00:09:57.980 9 altoids

00:09:59.100 in him

00:09:59.400 but

00:09:59.720 I mean

00:10:02.500 you like a damn

00:10:03.180 Christmas chimney

00:10:04.040 at that point

00:10:04.620 you running

00:10:05.040 a lot of heat

00:10:05.740 I feel like

00:10:06.440 and shout out

00:10:09.860 to that man

00:10:10.320 Mr. Cave

00:10:11.000 man

00:10:11.260 and he went

00:10:11.600 to jail

00:10:11.980 for a

00:10:12.680 you know

00:10:14.580 dating

00:10:14.920 underage

00:10:15.500 ladies

00:10:15.940 but before

00:10:17.760 that he was

00:10:18.260 a good man

00:10:18.880 I'll say that

00:10:19.560 and I think

00:10:20.800 he served

00:10:21.220 his time

00:10:21.700 too

00:10:21.940 so

00:10:22.260 you know

00:10:22.800 and he looked

00:10:24.020 good in a tank

00:10:24.620 top

00:10:24.900 I'll say

00:10:25.260 that shit

00:10:25.740 you know

00:10:27.180 I'm an adult

00:10:27.780 and he's an adult

00:10:28.600 but hell

00:10:29.020 he looked good

00:10:29.540 in a damn

00:10:30.000 tank top

00:10:30.680 what's going

00:10:32.140 on

00:10:32.460 we just

00:10:32.900 had

00:10:33.300 the death

00:10:35.220 man in

00:10:35.880 we had

00:10:37.040 Frank Giles

00:10:38.060 in here

00:10:38.600 and I tell

00:10:40.860 you

00:10:41.000 you know

00:10:41.260 it's interesting

00:10:42.000 when you

00:10:42.320 meet a man

00:10:42.980 that's

00:10:43.640 that close

00:10:44.280 to the dead

00:10:45.020 and you're

00:10:46.940 right there

00:10:47.500 you're with him

00:10:48.100 you know

00:10:50.600 it's interesting

00:10:51.220 when you

00:10:51.580 when you

00:10:52.040 meet a man

00:10:52.700 who

00:10:52.880 who's

00:10:54.240 carried

00:10:54.560 you know

00:10:55.080 that

00:10:55.300 that 15 inch

00:10:56.800 baby

00:10:57.180 and tucked him

00:10:58.800 into a car seat

00:10:59.600 next to him

00:11:00.360 and driven him

00:11:01.300 over there

00:11:01.740 to the death

00:11:02.320 grounds

00:11:02.820 it's interesting

00:11:05.260 to be that close

00:11:06.020 to that man

00:11:06.660 and just kind of

00:11:07.260 just hear his

00:11:07.800 feelings

00:11:08.300 hell I asked him

00:11:09.520 straight up

00:11:09.940 I said let me

00:11:10.380 put my hand

00:11:10.880 on your chest

00:11:11.560 you know

00:11:13.080 let me feel

00:11:13.940 the drum

00:11:14.560 of the

00:11:14.860 of

00:11:15.500 of

00:11:16.020 of

00:11:16.500 of

00:11:16.520 death

00:11:17.200 because when

00:11:19.900 he walks

00:11:20.380 in the room

00:11:20.960 baby

00:11:21.360 that's it

00:11:23.220 you were to

00:11:25.100 go order

00:11:25.620 for the Lord

00:11:26.280 son

00:11:26.620 it's time

00:11:27.180 to box

00:11:27.620 you up

00:11:28.120 and so

00:11:31.940 yeah I guess

00:11:32.300 I start thinking

00:11:32.880 about that

00:11:33.380 around this time

00:11:34.020 of year

00:11:34.340 what's it

00:11:34.700 gonna be like

00:11:35.500 when they

00:11:37.860 when they roll

00:11:38.600 it up

00:11:38.860 one more

00:11:39.180 time

00:11:39.580 you know

00:11:42.660 I tried

00:11:42.920 to fake

00:11:43.320 my death

00:11:43.840 when I was

00:11:44.200 about 20

00:11:44.760 I'll be

00:11:46.160 honest

00:11:46.500 and my

00:11:49.180 friend Paul

00:11:49.740 called a couple

00:11:50.340 people and

00:11:50.880 said hey

00:11:51.260 you know

00:11:51.560 Theo's

00:11:52.020 dead

00:11:52.360 and

00:11:52.620 and the

00:11:55.800 shit

00:11:55.960 the crazy

00:11:56.480 shit was

00:11:56.900 none of them

00:11:57.300 even told

00:11:57.760 anybody

00:11:58.180 so we planted

00:12:00.340 a couple

00:12:00.660 seeds

00:12:01.080 and that

00:12:01.360 shit

00:12:01.520 didn't even

00:12:01.960 grow

00:12:02.280 bro

00:12:02.560 and then

00:12:03.160 we forgot

00:12:03.540 about it

00:12:04.180 you know

00:12:04.640 we was

00:12:04.960 doing weed

00:12:05.580 we was

00:12:05.920 doing cocaine

00:12:06.740 daddy

00:12:07.100 you know

00:12:07.580 I mean

00:12:09.520 I was

00:12:09.940 anyway

00:12:10.160 I don't

00:12:10.340 know if

00:12:10.520 he was

00:12:10.940 but

00:12:11.260 you know

00:12:12.800 my favorite

00:12:13.280 type of

00:12:13.680 weed

00:12:14.040 was

00:12:14.400 cocaine

00:12:16.540 you'd see

00:12:18.980 me snorting

00:12:19.660 a bowl

00:12:19.960 of weed

00:12:20.400 you know

00:12:20.860 get that

00:12:21.680 little

00:12:21.960 that

00:12:23.560 Thanksgiving

00:12:24.020 for your

00:12:24.580 snout

00:12:24.980 daddy

00:12:25.280 I'm talking

00:12:25.620 about

00:12:25.840 cocaine

00:12:26.280 dude

00:12:29.020 I remember

00:12:29.420 I had

00:12:29.660 some good

00:12:30.300 cocaine

00:12:30.700 one time

00:12:31.100 over there

00:12:31.460 in Tucson

00:12:31.860 Arizona

00:12:32.460 hell

00:12:32.960 I put

00:12:33.280 two grams

00:12:33.840 in my

00:12:34.100 car

00:12:34.340 I was

00:12:34.480 out of

00:12:34.720 gas

00:12:35.120 and that

00:12:35.860 bitch

00:12:36.040 ran for

00:12:36.440 a half

00:12:36.760 an hour

00:12:37.160 the headlights

00:12:38.800 wouldn't work

00:12:39.320 but hey

00:12:39.800 you can't

00:12:41.440 have it all

00:12:41.920 daddy

00:12:42.260 you can't

00:12:44.560 have it all

00:12:45.000 and that's

00:12:45.380 God

00:12:45.700 man

00:12:46.100 what else

00:12:49.180 is going

00:12:49.580 on

00:12:50.020 did a show

00:12:51.020 last night

00:12:51.640 out here

00:12:52.140 out here

00:12:53.040 in the

00:12:53.260 central east

00:12:53.860 I want to

00:12:54.220 thank everybody

00:12:54.740 that came

00:12:55.160 out

00:12:55.340 it was

00:12:55.460 beautiful

00:12:55.780 time

00:12:56.220 man

00:12:56.580 you know

00:12:59.000 and just

00:12:59.320 good to

00:12:59.740 just be

00:13:00.780 in a room

00:13:01.220 with people

00:13:01.600 and laughing

00:13:02.180 and feeling

00:13:02.660 good

00:13:03.280 you know

00:13:05.220 and really

00:13:05.560 just feeling

00:13:06.080 good

00:13:06.460 and

00:13:06.640 we had

00:13:10.680 a nice

00:13:10.980 time

00:13:11.180 couple of

00:13:11.580 young bucks

00:13:12.220 around here

00:13:12.700 got up

00:13:13.060 and did

00:13:13.300 some comedy

00:13:13.760 to start

00:13:14.600 the show

00:13:15.040 off

00:13:15.460 you know

00:13:16.520 I was

00:13:16.780 on the

00:13:17.500 show

00:13:17.840 and

00:13:18.140 you know

00:13:19.500 they're only

00:13:19.820 the crowds

00:13:21.640 here at

00:13:22.000 half capacity

00:13:22.800 so they're

00:13:24.960 only allowed

00:13:25.780 about 160

00:13:26.620 people

00:13:27.100 or something

00:13:27.460 150

00:13:27.840 people in

00:13:28.420 the show

00:13:28.760 room

00:13:29.100 so it's

00:13:30.920 kind of

00:13:31.160 nice

00:13:31.360 because it's

00:13:31.660 almost like

00:13:32.020 you get to

00:13:32.380 practice

00:13:32.780 but it's

00:13:34.440 still a regular

00:13:35.040 show for

00:13:35.580 everybody that's

00:13:36.160 there

00:13:36.480 and

00:13:36.760 you know

00:13:40.260 it'll just

00:13:40.640 have to make

00:13:41.120 do for now

00:13:41.820 you know

00:13:43.220 I'm grateful

00:13:43.580 to have

00:13:43.880 just a spot

00:13:44.460 to get out

00:13:44.960 there man

00:13:45.360 it really

00:13:45.740 is

00:13:46.200 it really

00:13:47.940 is a good

00:13:48.420 deal

00:13:48.740 but yeah

00:13:50.620 we had the

00:13:51.020 death man

00:13:51.540 in here

00:13:51.860 we had him

00:13:52.260 right here

00:13:53.040 and it's

00:13:55.740 crazy

00:13:56.060 I mean

00:13:56.320 say fast

00:13:57.020 forward

00:13:57.300 40 years

00:13:57.940 from now

00:13:58.200 80 years

00:13:58.800 from now

00:13:59.100 when I die

00:13:59.680 or when I

00:14:00.980 you know

00:14:01.400 go on

00:14:02.020 I should

00:14:04.780 have told

00:14:05.080 I should

00:14:05.360 have put

00:14:05.580 my order

00:14:05.960 in

00:14:06.280 I should

00:14:07.780 have said

00:14:07.980 hey Frank

00:14:08.480 I want

00:14:08.820 this

00:14:09.160 you know

00:14:09.380 I want

00:14:09.680 this

00:14:09.920 and this

00:14:10.440 I want

00:14:12.300 the

00:14:12.420 I want

00:14:13.960 the strawberries

00:14:14.580 and whipped

00:14:15.040 cream

00:14:15.460 one under

00:14:16.180 each arm

00:14:16.880 when I'm

00:14:18.240 in that

00:14:18.520 basket

00:14:19.000 daddy

00:14:19.380 and I

00:14:20.860 want that

00:14:21.160 wicker

00:14:21.480 casket

00:14:22.000 so you

00:14:22.240 could still

00:14:22.600 still

00:14:22.920 smell me

00:14:23.600 so the

00:14:24.880 ladies

00:14:25.180 could still

00:14:25.540 get a

00:14:25.940 off of

00:14:27.780 my bro

00:14:28.260 loan

00:14:28.720 you feel

00:14:29.160 me

00:14:29.380 but I

00:14:33.160 don't know

00:14:33.500 it's tricky

00:14:33.960 how do you

00:14:34.360 want to

00:14:34.660 go

00:14:35.040 cremated

00:14:36.880 is too

00:14:37.300 much

00:14:37.660 I don't

00:14:37.900 want to

00:14:38.160 be

00:14:38.500 you know

00:14:40.600 I worked

00:14:41.060 one day

00:14:41.540 as a

00:14:41.820 damn

00:14:42.120 chef's

00:14:43.020 apprentice

00:14:43.400 over at

00:14:44.060 um

00:14:44.540 uh

00:14:46.600 over at

00:14:48.260 Roadhouse

00:14:48.980 Cafe

00:14:49.380 or whatever

00:14:49.840 that shithole

00:14:50.560 was

00:14:50.980 um

00:14:51.420 Link

00:14:52.240 I don't

00:14:54.220 know

00:14:54.360 what it

00:14:54.680 was

00:14:54.960 dude

00:14:55.280 they were

00:14:55.760 supposed

00:14:56.020 to be

00:14:56.300 selling

00:14:56.520 char

00:14:56.840 grilled

00:14:57.160 steaks

00:14:57.580 but

00:14:57.880 the

00:14:58.480 FDA

00:14:58.960 showed

00:14:59.420 up

00:14:59.640 and

00:14:59.780 popped

00:15:00.100 them

00:15:00.320 and

00:15:01.140 got

00:15:01.440 them

00:15:01.560 they

00:15:01.680 were

00:15:01.800 selling

00:15:02.180 um

00:15:02.680 they

00:15:05.140 were

00:15:05.280 selling

00:15:05.580 illegal

00:15:06.180 meat

00:15:07.180 you know

00:15:10.020 they had

00:15:10.360 to hit

00:15:10.600 a raft

00:15:11.120 in there

00:15:11.400 they had

00:15:11.780 to hit

00:15:12.020 a pony

00:15:12.480 or something

00:15:12.960 you know

00:15:13.400 some of

00:15:14.300 the shit

00:15:14.540 they were

00:15:14.820 selling

00:15:15.080 was

00:15:15.280 illegal

00:15:15.660 meat

00:15:16.040 and

00:15:17.360 that's

00:15:17.540 the second

00:15:17.880 time

00:15:18.160 in my

00:15:18.400 life

00:15:18.640 I've

00:15:18.800 been

00:15:18.920 popped

00:15:19.220 at

00:15:19.360 a

00:15:19.500 joint

00:15:19.680 where

00:15:19.820 they're

00:15:19.980 selling

00:15:20.260 illegal

00:15:20.720 you know

00:15:22.740 I was

00:15:22.920 out in

00:15:23.160 Tucson

00:15:23.440 Arizona

00:15:23.860 and they

00:15:24.280 had this

00:15:24.540 little

00:15:24.740 chef

00:15:25.180 fella

00:15:25.560 named

00:15:26.800 little

00:15:27.000 Scotty

00:15:27.540 and they

00:15:27.780 popped

00:15:28.120 him

00:15:28.440 and he

00:15:29.160 wore

00:15:29.320 a big

00:15:29.660 ass

00:15:29.940 hat

00:15:30.300 too

00:15:31.660 heavy

00:15:31.920 for his

00:15:32.320 neck

00:15:32.660 and you

00:15:33.240 would

00:15:33.360 see

00:15:33.560 him

00:15:33.680 kind

00:15:33.900 of

00:15:34.020 like

00:15:34.360 this

00:15:34.660 a little

00:15:34.960 bit

00:15:35.340 and

00:15:37.120 the hat

00:15:37.720 was so

00:15:38.060 damn

00:15:38.260 heavy

00:15:38.540 it would

00:15:38.780 close

00:15:39.140 his

00:15:39.340 eyelids

00:15:39.820 man

00:15:40.240 but

00:15:40.540 you know

00:15:42.380 when you

00:15:42.580 a chef

00:15:43.060 they don't

00:15:43.340 give you

00:15:43.640 like a

00:15:43.940 medallion

00:15:44.580 you know

00:15:47.460 some

00:15:47.800 things

00:15:48.120 they give

00:15:48.420 you a

00:15:48.620 medallion

00:15:49.160 if you

00:15:49.380 do

00:15:49.520 well

00:15:49.860 but

00:15:50.680 a chef

00:15:51.100 they give

00:15:51.460 you a

00:15:51.660 big

00:15:51.820 hat

00:15:52.200 looks

00:15:53.600 kind

00:15:53.800 of

00:15:53.860 like

00:15:54.000 an

00:15:54.280 like

00:15:55.220 an

00:15:55.360 atomic

00:15:55.740 bomb

00:15:56.220 explosion

00:15:57.080 shape

00:15:58.160 and he

00:15:59.660 was so

00:16:00.000 damn

00:16:00.200 proud

00:16:00.560 and I

00:16:00.800 think

00:16:00.940 his

00:16:01.140 daddy

00:16:01.440 thought

00:16:01.680 he

00:16:01.780 was

00:16:01.920 bigger

00:16:02.220 and his

00:16:02.480 daddy

00:16:02.680 hadn't

00:16:02.960 seen

00:16:03.180 him

00:16:03.300 in

00:16:03.400 a

00:16:03.480 while

00:16:03.720 and

00:16:03.860 his

00:16:03.980 daddy

00:16:04.160 got

00:16:04.400 him

00:16:04.520 too

00:16:04.820 heavy

00:16:05.060 of a

00:16:05.300 hat

00:16:05.480 for

00:16:05.680 his

00:16:05.800 little

00:16:06.060 neck

00:16:06.420 and

00:16:08.040 so

00:16:08.160 he

00:16:08.300 had

00:16:13.060 but

00:16:14.880 they

00:16:15.180 yeah

00:16:16.500 they

00:16:16.680 got

00:16:16.840 but

00:16:17.040 they

00:16:17.180 were

00:16:17.320 selling

00:16:17.600 illegal

00:16:18.040 seafood

00:16:18.520 and I

00:16:18.800 remember

00:16:18.980 the FDA

00:16:19.520 showed

00:16:19.980 up

00:16:20.300 and popped

00:16:21.300 everybody

00:16:21.860 dude

00:16:22.260 you know

00:16:24.100 some

00:16:25.300 dude

00:16:25.540 asking me

00:16:25.980 if I

00:16:26.180 know

00:16:26.300 about

00:16:26.520 shrimp

00:16:26.860 bitch

00:16:27.120 I

00:16:27.220 don't

00:16:27.300 know

00:16:27.400 about

00:16:27.580 shit

00:16:27.780 I'm

00:16:27.900 a

00:16:28.040 bus

00:16:28.280 boy

00:16:28.620 okay

00:16:30.020 and

00:16:30.400 they

00:16:30.540 need

00:16:30.740 bread

00:16:31.040 on

00:16:31.220 eight

00:16:31.480 right

00:16:31.740 now

00:16:32.120 so

00:16:34.160 don't

00:16:34.340 try

00:16:34.500 to

00:16:34.660 tangle

00:16:35.000 me

00:16:35.240 up

00:16:35.400 all

00:16:35.580 in

00:16:35.680 this

00:16:35.820 little

00:16:36.080 mermaid

00:16:36.580 bullshit

00:16:37.160 but

00:16:39.780 anyway

00:16:40.080 I'm

00:16:40.300 sorry

00:16:40.540 I didn't

00:16:40.720 mean to

00:16:40.880 get all

00:16:41.140 fired up

00:16:41.700 but

00:16:41.940 but

00:16:44.740 yeah

00:16:44.880 we out

00:16:45.280 here

00:16:45.540 that's

00:16:45.920 what

00:16:46.020 I'm

00:16:46.140 saying

00:16:46.420 and

00:16:46.960 I

00:16:47.080 forgot

00:16:47.240 to

00:16:47.440 tell

00:16:47.580 you

00:16:47.660 a little

00:16:47.780 bit

00:16:47.900 more

00:16:48.080 about

00:16:48.260 that

00:16:48.420 song

00:16:48.780 on

00:16:48.880 the

00:16:48.960 way

00:16:49.120 in

00:16:49.280 that

00:16:49.400 was

00:16:49.540 runs

00:16:50.340 in

00:16:50.640 the

00:16:50.820 family

00:16:51.380 by

00:16:52.400 Matthew

00:16:53.020 Coziol

00:16:53.960 talented

00:16:56.260 young

00:16:56.640 fella

00:16:56.940 and we'll

00:16:57.220 have

00:16:57.360 the link

00:16:57.740 there

00:16:57.980 to

00:16:58.200 his

00:17:00.260 sound

00:17:02.420 so you

00:17:02.680 can go

00:17:02.900 get a

00:17:03.160 hold

00:17:03.360 of him

00:17:03.700 and see

00:17:05.180 what's

00:17:05.400 going

00:17:05.540 on

00:17:05.700 with

00:17:05.860 him

00:17:06.100 and

00:17:07.740 what's

00:17:07.980 going

00:17:08.140 on

00:17:08.280 with

00:17:08.440 you

00:17:08.600 I'd

00:17:08.840 love

00:17:08.960 to

00:17:09.100 know

00:17:09.260 I'd

00:17:09.440 love

00:17:09.580 if

00:17:09.720 you

00:17:11.940 649503

00:17:13.500 and just

00:17:14.340 let me

00:17:14.580 know

00:17:14.720 who's

00:17:14.980 listening

00:17:15.300 to the

00:17:15.640 show

00:17:17.020 if you

00:17:19.420 work at

00:17:19.800 a

00:17:19.920 kindergarten

00:17:20.480 say that

00:17:21.680 say hey

00:17:22.040 this is

00:17:22.380 Rhonda

00:17:22.760 you know

00:17:23.680 I work

00:17:23.960 at a

00:17:24.220 kindergarten

00:17:24.740 you know

00:17:26.380 I like

00:17:27.540 skittles

00:17:28.020 or I like

00:17:28.480 to you

00:17:28.860 know

00:17:29.040 blow a

00:17:29.660 Winston

00:17:30.000 every now

00:17:30.560 and then

00:17:31.000 you know

00:17:34.780 and I like

00:17:35.260 to listen

00:17:35.680 to the

00:17:35.980 podcast

00:17:36.380 or you

00:17:37.740 know

00:17:37.940 this is

00:17:39.100 Timothy

00:17:39.980 and I'm

00:17:41.920 40

00:17:42.240 but I

00:17:42.500 still go

00:17:42.820 by the

00:17:43.160 name

00:17:44.280 Timothy

00:17:44.720 and

00:17:46.520 you know

00:17:47.580 I'm a

00:17:48.100 janitorial

00:17:48.760 I do

00:17:49.000 janitorial

00:17:49.700 by the

00:17:50.000 church

00:17:50.360 and I

00:17:50.960 listen

00:17:51.240 to the

00:17:51.480 podcast

00:17:52.140 hit the

00:17:53.520 hotline

00:17:53.920 man

00:17:54.140 let us

00:17:54.440 know

00:17:54.600 who's

00:17:54.800 listening

00:17:55.120 just so

00:17:55.480 I know

00:17:55.680 what's

00:17:55.840 going

00:17:56.020 on out

00:17:56.380 there

00:17:56.700 I think

00:17:59.000 it's

00:17:59.140 raining

00:17:59.400 outside

00:17:59.900 wow

00:18:04.060 I don't

00:18:04.260 know if

00:18:04.400 y'all can

00:18:04.620 hear that

00:18:04.980 but that's

00:18:05.400 really

00:18:05.900 rain

00:18:06.500 wow

00:18:11.400 see I

00:18:16.120 think I

00:18:16.500 would like

00:18:16.840 a cat

00:18:17.240 when I

00:18:17.560 go

00:18:17.800 I'd like

00:18:18.120 a casket

00:18:18.700 that every

00:18:19.080 now and

00:18:19.360 then comes

00:18:19.760 up to

00:18:20.020 the surface

00:18:20.600 you could

00:18:20.960 get hit

00:18:21.480 by a

00:18:21.740 little

00:18:21.880 rain

00:18:22.240 you know

00:18:22.680 we got

00:18:29.420 a lot

00:18:29.700 of great

00:18:30.140 responses

00:18:31.680 that came

00:18:32.120 in about

00:18:32.420 people

00:18:32.640 talking

00:18:32.940 about

00:18:33.140 rejection

00:18:33.740 and you

00:18:36.060 know

00:18:36.180 I did

00:18:37.500 I

00:18:38.120 I'm

00:18:38.900 thankful

00:18:39.280 for the

00:18:39.600 stories

00:18:39.880 man

00:18:40.040 a lot

00:18:40.340 of

00:18:40.460 a lot

00:18:40.760 of

00:18:40.880 just

00:18:41.120 people

00:18:41.560 sharing

00:18:42.180 rejection

00:18:42.840 and

00:18:44.840 and we'll

00:18:45.420 get into

00:18:45.840 it in

00:18:46.240 just a

00:18:46.760 minute

00:18:46.920 and I'll

00:18:47.540 talk about

00:18:48.060 rejection

00:18:48.580 but first

00:18:49.260 I gotta

00:18:49.500 let you

00:18:49.860 know about

00:18:50.280 magic

00:18:50.840 spoon

00:18:51.480 and magic

00:18:53.980 spoon

00:18:54.520 is

00:18:55.120 I mean

00:18:55.940 it's not

00:18:56.260 what you

00:18:56.520 think it

00:18:56.880 is man

00:18:57.460 or it

00:18:58.420 might be

00:18:58.940 you know

00:19:00.440 when I

00:19:00.660 was growing

00:19:01.080 up

00:19:01.340 cereal was

00:19:02.020 important in

00:19:02.600 our

00:19:02.760 household

00:19:03.300 we had

00:19:05.160 five major

00:19:05.900 food groups

00:19:06.600 and they

00:19:06.840 were cereal

00:19:07.500 cereal

00:19:08.460 cereal

00:19:09.960 cereal

00:19:10.740 and

00:19:11.040 and that

00:19:13.820 was it

00:19:14.180 man

00:19:14.360 I remember

00:19:14.640 one time

00:19:15.320 we had

00:19:15.980 27 boxes

00:19:17.140 of

00:19:17.420 in our

00:19:20.040 house

00:19:20.580 and you

00:19:21.560 could go

00:19:21.920 in there

00:19:22.240 and sometimes

00:19:23.100 it was

00:19:23.460 you know

00:19:25.340 the older

00:19:25.720 kids would

00:19:26.120 lock you

00:19:26.520 in the

00:19:26.760 cereal

00:19:27.040 closet

00:19:27.480 you know

00:19:29.580 and you

00:19:29.800 be in

00:19:30.160 there

00:19:30.320 just

00:19:30.540 frost

00:19:30.880 or flaking

00:19:31.340 your face

00:19:31.900 off

00:19:32.160 and stuff

00:19:32.520 you have

00:19:32.820 as much

00:19:33.480 cereal

00:19:33.800 as you

00:19:34.000 could

00:19:34.120 have

00:19:34.340 and you

00:19:34.560 cry

00:19:34.900 until somebody

00:19:35.460 let you

00:19:35.820 out

00:19:36.100 but

00:19:37.520 but it

00:19:39.580 was nice

00:19:40.060 man

00:19:40.460 and it's

00:19:40.900 nice to

00:19:41.260 go back

00:19:41.700 to those

00:19:42.060 times in

00:19:42.680 your life

00:19:43.120 and have

00:19:43.460 you sit

00:19:43.840 at night

00:19:44.160 and have

00:19:44.440 you a

00:19:44.700 bowl

00:19:44.940 you got

00:19:45.860 the baby

00:19:46.260 put to

00:19:46.640 bed

00:19:46.840 you know

00:19:47.060 little

00:19:47.280 Abigail's

00:19:47.960 put to

00:19:48.280 bed

00:19:48.580 you know

00:19:49.700 you clean

00:19:50.160 that diaper

00:19:50.720 off

00:19:51.200 and little

00:19:52.200 Abigail's

00:19:52.780 resting

00:19:53.140 you know

00:19:53.600 or little

00:19:54.800 Lance

00:19:55.260 or whatever

00:19:55.620 his name

00:19:56.020 is

00:19:56.180 little

00:19:56.400 Lance

00:19:56.740 a lot

00:19:57.160 you know

00:19:58.680 you took

00:19:59.300 the chain

00:19:59.900 mail off

00:20:00.400 of him

00:20:00.740 and put

00:20:01.460 him to

00:20:01.720 sleep

00:20:02.020 and now

00:20:02.680 it's your

00:20:02.980 time to

00:20:03.360 have you

00:20:03.600 a little

00:20:03.780 something

00:20:04.100 to hit

00:20:05.640 that freaking

00:20:06.120 hit that

00:20:06.600 face

00:20:07.020 of yours

00:20:07.860 with that

00:20:08.200 magic

00:20:08.620 milk

00:20:09.040 and magic

00:20:11.200 you know

00:20:12.960 sustenance

00:20:13.680 and who

00:20:15.080 does that

00:20:15.480 for you

00:20:15.860 better than

00:20:16.580 anybody

00:20:16.980 is magic

00:20:18.340 spoon

00:20:18.860 you know

00:20:20.540 if you

00:20:20.780 want to

00:20:20.980 cut down

00:20:21.280 on carbs

00:20:21.700 but still

00:20:22.160 have that

00:20:22.540 sugar

00:20:22.880 cereal

00:20:23.400 vibe

00:20:24.020 magic

00:20:25.460 spoon

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00:20:26.300 zero

00:20:27.420 grams

00:20:28.040 of sugar

00:20:28.500 11

00:20:29.140 grams

00:20:29.760 of protein

00:20:30.500 and only

00:20:31.220 three net

00:20:32.000 grams

00:20:32.420 of carbs

00:20:33.040 in each

00:20:33.520 serving

00:20:33.920 it come

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00:20:35.720 flavors

00:20:36.120 cocoa

00:20:36.620 fruity

00:20:38.020 frosted

00:20:39.460 and blueberry

00:20:40.360 what's

00:20:41.720 blueberry

00:20:42.280 and you

00:20:44.420 know right

00:20:44.800 there that

00:20:45.180 sounds like

00:20:45.540 the spice

00:20:46.000 girls if

00:20:46.440 they did

00:20:46.720 a spice

00:20:47.200 girl

00:20:47.440 reenactment

00:20:48.220 but maybe

00:20:48.640 from you

00:20:49.200 know

00:20:49.420 the middle

00:20:51.780 east or

00:20:52.260 from morocco

00:20:53.660 cocoa

00:20:54.300 fruity

00:20:54.740 frosted

00:20:55.280 and blueberry

00:20:55.640 and look

00:20:57.360 I'll tell you

00:20:57.680 this it

00:20:57.940 tastes

00:20:58.140 amazing

00:20:58.540 man

00:20:58.840 it gives

00:20:59.880 you just

00:21:00.340 enough of

00:21:00.780 that hit

00:21:01.240 just enough

00:21:02.840 of that

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00:21:03.800 dose

00:21:04.500 of having

00:21:06.300 those magical

00:21:07.040 tastes from

00:21:07.700 back in the

00:21:08.200 day

00:21:08.500 but still

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00:21:59.960 of your

00:22:00.140 childhood

00:22:00.540 man that

00:22:02.900 rain

00:22:03.440 it's really

00:22:05.240 coming in

00:22:05.860 man

00:22:06.160 if I keep

00:22:09.560 talking about

00:22:09.980 it you can't

00:22:10.480 hear it you

00:22:10.780 guys aren't

00:22:11.100 even believing

00:22:11.680 man but

00:22:12.140 this rain

00:22:12.680 man it

00:22:14.280 sounds like

00:22:14.700 about 30

00:22:15.280 german shepherds

00:22:16.180 pissing on a

00:22:16.880 tin roof

00:22:17.460 man it's

00:22:18.040 this is a

00:22:20.120 hearty batch

00:22:20.860 you know

00:22:21.380 this is that

00:22:23.680 kind of rain

00:22:24.360 where it's like

00:22:24.800 you've been in

00:22:25.220 a conference for

00:22:25.960 three hours and

00:22:26.680 the guy wouldn't

00:22:27.340 stop doing the

00:22:28.380 power points

00:22:29.320 and you didn't

00:22:30.280 want to leave

00:22:30.940 because you

00:22:31.440 already on you

00:22:32.480 know kind of

00:22:33.000 probation or

00:22:34.600 light probation

00:22:35.460 with the with

00:22:36.220 the boss so

00:22:37.720 you waited till

00:22:38.340 the end of

00:22:38.760 the deal and

00:22:39.820 then you

00:22:40.220 chirped out of

00:22:42.540 that out of

00:22:43.340 that crown

00:22:43.800 plaza show

00:22:45.900 room and

00:22:47.960 hit that

00:22:48.380 urinal baby

00:22:49.420 you know I

00:22:52.100 wish they came

00:22:52.660 out with a

00:22:53.040 product where

00:22:53.560 you could you

00:22:54.180 could throw it

00:22:54.700 in the urinal

00:22:55.360 and they would

00:22:56.020 clog it up for

00:22:56.960 about two

00:22:57.520 minutes you

00:22:58.120 then whenever

00:22:58.940 you urinated

00:22:59.680 you could see

00:23:00.240 how much you

00:23:00.780 did because

00:23:04.500 that's one

00:23:05.040 thing I don't

00:23:05.480 like is um

00:23:06.460 you do

00:23:07.980 urine but

00:23:08.580 you don't

00:23:08.840 know how

00:23:09.120 much I

00:23:10.580 mean what's

00:23:10.940 the point of

00:23:11.380 even you

00:23:11.980 know what's

00:23:13.920 the point of

00:23:14.380 even pissing if

00:23:15.180 you don't know

00:23:15.520 how much you

00:23:16.080 did you know

00:23:19.180 what's the

00:23:19.600 point what's

00:23:20.140 the point of

00:23:20.640 of making

00:23:21.460 urine if you

00:23:22.180 don't know how

00:23:22.800 much you just

00:23:23.340 made so if we

00:23:26.060 could find a way

00:23:26.520 to briefly kind

00:23:27.600 of clog up a

00:23:28.300 toilet just a

00:23:29.340 long enough for

00:23:30.000 you to kind of

00:23:30.520 have a little bit

00:23:31.000 of pride in

00:23:31.580 yourself I

00:23:33.760 think people

00:23:34.360 would feel you

00:23:35.260 know that pride

00:23:35.760 might carry over

00:23:36.560 back into the

00:23:38.280 workplace so

00:23:40.680 that's just me

00:23:41.440 spitballing baby

00:23:42.340 that's what they

00:23:44.020 call me baby

00:23:44.600 spitballing Vaughn

00:23:46.100 what else man

00:23:47.660 what else is

00:23:48.240 going on um

00:23:49.920 oh we got these

00:23:51.600 rejection calls

00:23:52.320 man they're good

00:23:52.980 they're really

00:23:54.360 really good so I

00:23:55.140 want to get right

00:23:55.700 into them man and

00:23:56.940 thank you guys for

00:23:57.640 being a part of

00:23:58.200 this show that

00:23:58.900 the number is

00:24:01.480 always 985-664-9503

00:24:07.580 and I want to

00:24:08.960 thank Raleigh

00:24:09.920 Mao is not here

00:24:10.580 today and it

00:24:13.540 just just didn't

00:24:14.800 fit kind of with

00:24:15.400 the schedule we'll

00:24:16.300 have him back at

00:24:17.260 some point um we

00:24:19.660 got producer Sean

00:24:20.600 in today and he's

00:24:21.780 not in here right

00:24:22.500 now he's at the

00:24:23.740 Hardys but he um

00:24:26.840 he is helping us

00:24:29.140 and we are grateful

00:24:29.760 for that man thank

00:24:30.800 you very much

00:24:31.520 let's hit a call

00:24:33.180 let's hit the hotline

00:24:34.280 here we go

00:24:35.520 hi CEO this is

00:24:38.820 Ashley calling from

00:24:39.860 Indiana and

00:24:40.800 Ashley from

00:24:43.420 Indiana baby

00:24:44.480 and Indiana is a

00:24:46.680 real yes a popular

00:24:48.840 state one of the

00:24:50.980 probably 50 most

00:24:51.760 popular states right

00:24:52.800 there gang

00:24:53.400 and I just heard

00:24:54.900 your segment on

00:24:56.060 being rejected and

00:24:57.420 I've never actually

00:24:59.020 been rejected but I

00:25:00.560 did have to reject

00:25:01.380 someone one time and

00:25:02.620 it was super

00:25:03.060 embarrassing I um

00:25:05.360 had a client at my

00:25:07.220 vet clinic um where I

00:25:08.600 was a receptionist for

00:25:09.460 a long time

00:25:10.280 and a vet clinic you

00:25:12.220 know that's where they

00:25:12.740 bring animals oh you

00:25:14.480 got a little pony and

00:25:15.420 he's got asthma they

00:25:16.300 bring his little ass in

00:25:17.380 there you know

00:25:18.100 you know you got a

00:25:23.700 little squirrel bro and

00:25:25.620 he got maybe a leak in

00:25:26.860 his uh vast deference and

00:25:29.060 he's eating nuts but he's

00:25:30.260 blowing them at the same

00:25:31.220 time you know it's just

00:25:32.240 they do all kind of

00:25:33.400 stuff like that shit you

00:25:35.580 can't handle at the

00:25:36.360 house gang baby onward

00:25:38.280 and um took care of his

00:25:40.720 dog and gave him his

00:25:41.580 medicine and told him

00:25:42.660 how to take care of his

00:25:43.460 dog and told him to have

00:25:45.440 a great day and he left

00:25:46.740 and he called me back

00:25:47.620 about 10 minutes later

00:25:48.540 and said that um he

00:25:50.860 knew he was a little bit

00:25:51.580 older than me but um I

00:25:53.980 was really kind to him

00:25:55.120 and he had just gone

00:25:55.860 through a divorce so he

00:25:56.800 wanted to take me out on

00:25:58.080 a date but I obviously

00:26:00.120 well at the time I had a

00:26:01.380 boyfriend and I said I'm

00:26:02.300 sorry I have a boyfriend

00:26:03.240 but being the good

00:26:04.240 receptionist that I was I

00:26:06.160 told him that I could

00:26:06.900 take down his name and

00:26:07.700 number and call him back

00:26:09.000 at a later time if

00:26:10.160 things changed well

00:26:11.220 that's kind of perfect

00:26:12.540 Ashley to uh you know

00:26:14.660 to just be you know

00:26:16.640 get that response take

00:26:17.920 his number save it for

00:26:18.860 later because you

00:26:20.660 also don't know what

00:26:21.420 can happen you don't

00:26:22.100 know what God's doing

00:26:22.960 for you you know you

00:26:25.200 may be getting uh you

00:26:26.960 know that may that man

00:26:27.960 could be your second

00:26:28.800 husband what if times

00:26:29.720 get different you know

00:26:32.480 what if you're you know

00:26:33.300 your current but your

00:26:34.080 fiancee or whoever

00:26:35.180 that man the boyfriend

00:26:36.420 falls into a volcano and

00:26:39.100 now you got you don't

00:26:39.960 know what to do and you

00:26:41.840 hit up freaking dog daddy

00:26:43.160 and he's got a little

00:26:43.760 bit of money next thing

00:26:46.220 you know you know you

00:26:46.960 over at his house early

00:26:48.080 one morning making a

00:26:49.680 couple of quick cakes for

00:26:52.000 him in the pooch it's you

00:26:53.760 know it's uh you just

00:26:56.060 don't know you gotta save

00:26:57.100 numbers you gotta save

00:27:00.300 numbers you gotta you gotta

00:27:02.360 hedge your bets you know

00:27:05.020 my daddy used to he used

00:27:06.100 to when the church plate

00:27:07.200 would come around my

00:27:08.020 daddy would throw a

00:27:08.600 business card in it you

00:27:11.880 know it's he's supposed

00:27:12.540 to put money in there and

00:27:13.400 he put that business card

00:27:14.520 in and uh I think he

00:27:18.740 thought they were like

00:27:19.340 drawing for like a free

00:27:20.460 lunch or something but he

00:27:21.400 would throw that business

00:27:22.180 card in there and he

00:27:25.900 didn't even hey he he

00:27:27.080 didn't even have any

00:27:27.580 business his business was

00:27:28.660 nothing his business was

00:27:31.080 trying not to uh you know

00:27:33.240 sleep on the sofa at night

00:27:34.720 that was his his business

00:27:36.220 was just trying not to make

00:27:37.580 my mom mad so he but he

00:27:41.240 would throw it in there

00:27:41.980 dude I don't even think

00:27:42.620 it had any phone number

00:27:43.600 on I think it just had

00:27:44.200 his name on it and said

00:27:45.120 business card on it and

00:27:47.120 he'd throw that bastard in

00:27:48.300 there you know I think

00:27:50.560 he was just hedging his

00:27:51.420 bets you notice in case

00:27:52.420 down the line you know

00:27:56.320 he's thinking maybe the

00:27:57.180 lord needs somebody and

00:27:58.380 whoo he hits you know

00:28:00.980 he's got that card

00:28:01.660 everybody else has just

00:28:02.420 been tithing cash but

00:28:03.480 pops throws in that

00:28:04.440 little that little

00:28:06.000 connection piece

00:28:06.960 so let's hear the rest

00:28:10.980 of the call man I'm

00:28:11.620 sorry I interrupted you

00:28:12.340 young lady I don't know

00:28:14.780 why I don't know it's

00:28:15.940 like I was trying to get

00:28:16.760 him in for a rabies

00:28:17.480 shot the next week I

00:28:18.440 don't know what was

00:28:19.340 going through my head it

00:28:20.680 was super embarrassing

00:28:21.760 and I took down his name

00:28:24.300 and number and held on to

00:28:25.180 that piece of paper like I

00:28:26.820 was going to call him back

00:28:27.640 at some point um so I

00:28:30.460 really hope that guy

00:28:31.400 moved on and I think you

00:28:33.960 will too so good luck out

00:28:35.160 there well thank you yeah

00:28:37.460 and this is you know I

00:28:38.160 got rejected by a woman

00:28:39.240 at the crepery and I

00:28:42.020 still sat there point

00:28:43.120 blank and ate a crepe

00:28:44.220 right in front of her

00:28:45.120 so you may see me on a

00:28:48.880 future episode of mind

00:28:49.860 hunter but um but I'll

00:28:53.360 say this actually one of

00:28:54.280 the reasons and I'll get

00:28:55.460 into the psyche of a

00:28:56.460 male one of the reasons

00:28:58.740 this man probably did this

00:28:59.580 because you took care of

00:29:00.580 his dog and and in fact a

00:29:03.660 dog is is an appendage

00:29:05.020 of a man's you know

00:29:08.960 private baby that wiener

00:29:10.980 and and some men got that

00:29:17.540 little yapper some men got

00:29:19.500 that growler some men got

00:29:21.960 that snuggler wiener some men

00:29:25.160 got that winter wiener where

00:29:26.460 their wieners always kind of

00:29:27.480 hibernate but if you treat

00:29:32.000 a man's puppy well or

00:29:33.280 treat his dog well then he

00:29:34.600 in his mind that's a

00:29:35.900 reflection oh this is how

00:29:39.800 she's going to treat the

00:29:40.600 rest of my body you know a

00:29:44.260 dog is really it's an

00:29:45.340 extension of a man and it's

00:29:46.900 not exactly an extension of

00:29:48.920 his of his privates of his

00:29:50.300 penis but it's it it kind of

00:29:53.260 has that same if you had an

00:29:55.240 extra penis that could catch

00:29:56.420 a frisbee that's what your

00:29:57.760 dog is you got to think

00:30:01.760 into the male psyche and

00:30:04.620 so if he sees you treating

00:30:07.960 that thing he sees you you

00:30:09.200 know petting the dog and

00:30:11.220 giving it a little you know

00:30:12.560 maybe a little treat maybe a

00:30:14.020 chicken liver he's gonna say

00:30:16.340 oh I you know if she'll take

00:30:19.260 care of that she might take

00:30:20.360 care of the rest of me because

00:30:22.780 you know I remember being

00:30:24.360 really young you'll try to I

00:30:26.500 remember your penis becomes so

00:30:28.500 alive at a certain point in

00:30:30.000 your life I mean when you're

00:30:33.060 13 or 12 or 14 your penis is

00:30:39.200 like a I mean it just it's just

00:30:44.700 so damn insane it's like having a

00:30:50.960 um it's like having a chatty

00:30:56.140 friend you know you're trying to

00:30:59.340 be cool and be calm and then

00:31:00.960 I want some tears you know your

00:31:05.580 penis just activates and you got to

00:31:07.860 do so you gotta you gotta handle

00:31:10.080 them or mangle them you know I

00:31:13.760 remember when I was young trying

00:31:14.900 to even feed my penis like a

00:31:16.340 little uh Cap'n Crunch I remember

00:31:20.440 I get a little pocket knife and cut

00:31:21.920 the Cap'n Crunch kernels in the

00:31:23.920 halves and try to you know you know

00:31:27.700 feed one of your damn wiener I

00:31:30.740 guess or just you know being young

00:31:32.420 man and just anyway I think that's

00:31:35.140 why the man hit on you because you

00:31:36.760 you know he you came at the dog

00:31:38.280 but I think it's beautiful and I

00:31:41.600 think it's a compliment and he

00:31:44.120 probably just was looking for

00:31:45.100 somebody to show him a little bit

00:31:46.140 of care and you were the first one

00:31:49.800 around him you know it's crazy how we

00:31:53.580 all could use some care man we all

00:31:57.840 use somebody to pat us on the neck or

00:31:59.600 to you know throw a frisbee or give us

00:32:03.620 a little chicken liver man if y'all

00:32:06.280 can hear that rain it is cool

00:32:07.500 though I almost wish I was out in

00:32:09.240 it and the police as well you hear

00:32:12.320 them the police are around here

00:32:14.140 but yeah I went I went kayaking on the

00:32:21.580 out on the harpeth about a two-hour

00:32:25.440 run out there you know a couple

00:32:30.040 people out there drinking Mountain

00:32:31.360 and do code reds you know and it was

00:32:35.580 nice man there's one nice thing out

00:32:39.080 here in Tennessee it was really a

00:32:40.600 perfect day because the the weather

00:32:43.720 was it was fall but it was hot so it's

00:32:48.520 80 degrees but it's you know October

00:32:51.780 whatever 20th or something so though all

00:32:57.360 so though all the foliage had shifted

00:32:59.620 you know because Mother Nature likes to

00:33:03.520 use different crayons man she don't you

00:33:06.560 know she goes she goes heavy on the

00:33:08.040 green for a while but once she starts

00:33:09.760 to realize there's other colors in the

00:33:11.340 box that bitch gets extravagant baby

00:33:14.460 and one thing in Tennessee you can see

00:33:17.420 that foliage man so you could really you

00:33:21.280 just you know we're just yakking through

00:33:22.880 these creeks and you just see the just

00:33:25.000 all these trees and leaves and just the

00:33:29.460 endless soundtrack of God man nature it's

00:33:37.780 just a playlist that this is a playlist

00:33:45.140 that's it's never ending man far as we

00:33:50.660 know let's take another call 985-664-9503

00:33:56.920 what's up Theo this is Chris from

00:33:59.700 Connecticut what's up Christopher Chris

00:34:03.740 and Chris is short for Christopher a lot

00:34:06.400 of times or Christmas or christening or

00:34:13.420 what else that's it let's hear more I'm

00:34:19.040 calling about getting turned down it's

00:34:21.500 just made me think of a story from

00:34:22.700 college I had went to a bar with a

00:34:25.300 couple of my friends it was after a

00:34:27.980 intramural softball game oh yeah

00:34:31.560 intramural softball I feel you baby

00:34:34.180 intramural softball dude there was

00:34:41.920 always some psycho on every team he had

00:34:44.280 on like nine headbands he's putting on

00:34:46.940 eye black he's doing coke he's then he

00:34:52.380 hits a double and tears his ACL his name

00:34:55.740 is always Hank let's hear more brother

00:34:58.120 let's go Christopher so you know that is

00:35:01.200 but basically I'm dancing by myself which

00:35:05.320 is another great part of the story I

00:35:06.920 forgot but I'm dancing by myself and some

00:35:09.320 girls dance with some guys and I look

00:35:11.280 over she kind of gives me the swoop to

00:35:13.040 pull her in so I kind of swoop over

00:35:15.820 I'm thinking smoothly and start grinding

00:35:18.300 up on this girl and it she she's

00:35:21.720 digging it you know she's down she she's

00:35:23.920 grinding up on me and we're dancing and

00:35:25.580 I just went in for the kiss thinking like

00:35:27.600 you know next step is trying to make out

00:35:29.280 with her and she stopped me immediately

00:35:31.680 and goes whoa whoa whoa you are too

00:35:33.580 sweaty and truth be told I can't be honest

00:35:36.780 I probably was too sweaty after that

00:35:38.500 softball game but yeah that's my turn

00:35:41.700 down story basically she wasn't having

00:35:43.680 it so hope that works for the podcast

00:35:46.680 love you man gang gang but buzz buzz as

00:35:49.840 always and keep shit going man we love

00:35:52.500 you love everything you got love you too

00:35:54.600 man thank you bro I love you too man

00:35:57.260 and thanks for that for that for that

00:35:58.820 statement and I'll tell you this man uh

00:36:02.440 you know sweat is really sweat is that

00:36:05.160 body river it's that baby glaze man I mean

00:36:11.880 sweat is it's a part of you know a

00:36:16.300 mother sweats when she bring her child

00:36:17.980 into the world you know you don't want

00:36:22.240 to see you don't want to you know be

00:36:23.440 born in your mother's dry as hell like

00:36:26.080 damn who's this am you know who's this

00:36:30.620 dang uh arachnid you know you want to

00:36:35.020 be you want you want that drippy mom

00:36:36.980 after it you know you don't want you I

00:36:40.780 mean I want to be born I want my

00:36:42.020 mother in a damn tank top you feel me I

00:36:45.460 want her looking like she just had a you

00:36:46.940 know had been doing two a days I don't

00:36:49.900 want one of these dry ass mothers having

00:36:51.500 a child and that's sweat man sweat is

00:36:57.460 just advertising that you've been

00:36:58.860 trying that's all it is man you know

00:37:03.660 it takes eight minutes to get sweat

00:37:05.200 sweat's not a free gift you know

00:37:11.960 anybody could just do some bullshit but

00:37:14.140 somebody's got to do some bullshit at a

00:37:15.840 decent heart rate for eight minutes to

00:37:17.720 be sweating and way to go dancing by

00:37:20.360 yourself man that's us dancing by

00:37:22.500 yourself the ultimate sign of

00:37:23.800 confidence if you look at different

00:37:26.920 television shows or programs or even

00:37:30.220 drawings some drawings you'll see

00:37:35.280 somebody dancing by themselves and

00:37:39.520 there's there's nothing it's a sign of

00:37:41.440 confidence man if a guy's dancing by

00:37:43.340 themselves at first a lot of other

00:37:45.540 guys were like man look at this fool

00:37:46.940 but nine out of ten times that guy ends

00:37:51.580 up dancing with a woman or some woman

00:37:55.080 meanders over to that guy there's

00:37:59.300 something magical about it there's

00:38:00.840 something magical about that just that

00:38:04.140 confidence baby that French confidence

00:38:06.940 man there's something just warm about

00:38:11.060 it there's something inviting so more

00:38:15.560 power to you man it sounds like you're on

00:38:16.980 a great track you're doing you know you're

00:38:18.680 dancing by yourself you're doing your own

00:38:20.500 thing you're doing softball do co-ed

00:38:23.140 softball that way you kind of killing

00:38:26.400 two birds with one stone hit you know

00:38:29.720 hit it inside the park home because

00:38:31.860 that's all people hidden in softball and

00:38:34.620 then uh and then you know dance when you

00:38:40.260 get to home plate you know and you

00:38:43.860 already have women there at the place

00:38:45.160 you don't have to go to the pub dude I

00:38:48.240 remember one time we used to play softball

00:38:50.400 and they put this dude ladavious man and

00:38:53.020 he was um he was an urban youngster if

00:38:57.540 I'm real honest with you he might have

00:38:58.860 been a little bit

00:38:59.580 he might have had a little hit of

00:39:03.360 Shanghai in him or something but he uh

00:39:05.600 I don't know he had that kind of he

00:39:08.260 looked a little you know sleepish if you

00:39:10.500 will he had that gas leak kind of vibe

00:39:12.500 but um and he was in a wheelchair bro he

00:39:16.600 was w seed up and they put him out in

00:39:18.360 left field by me so I had to be out

00:39:21.480 there with him so every now and then you

00:39:25.580 know the ball if it got hit high enough I

00:39:27.220 try to push him over there to get under

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00:45:23.400 here gang baby boy what's happening with you not

00:45:33.900 much yeah long time first time here yeah I'm

00:45:39.540 calling about the rejection and one time my

00:45:42.920 first day in my brand new apartment I get in

00:45:46.080 the elevator oh yeah you got that little hit

00:45:57.000 man with you baby oh yeah and this goes back to

00:46:05.920 it once you touch that dog and the man

00:46:08.880 imagination goes from that wiener dog to just

00:46:14.180 that wiener you feel me I froze up man I

00:46:17.900 locked up only thing I come up with was oh you

00:46:22.920 like dog and she looked at me like I was

00:46:27.240 probably the dumbest thing on planet earth

00:46:29.120 gave me a smile probably because she felt bad

00:46:32.140 but then we had to take the elevator ten

00:46:36.100 stories up in this awkward embarrassed I

00:46:41.320 didn't know what to say I was all red I was

00:46:43.660 sweaty man I've never been the same since

00:46:47.800 gang gang gang brother you never will be the

00:46:51.220 same man that rejection it it sticks in you

00:46:55.560 man like a like a magnet with talons man it

00:47:00.960 just it gets into you it eats ass baby it

00:47:05.400 eats ass with buck teeth oh man and the

00:47:13.080 elevator I mean first of all there's so

00:47:15.960 many things going on in that story first

00:47:18.620 of all elevators if we if we focus if we

00:47:23.080 just build an elevator that went all the way

00:47:24.660 to heaven we wouldn't have we would you know

00:47:27.740 we wouldn't have a lot of the problems we

00:47:29.920 have but instead we're building two store

00:47:33.360 three four three stories do sometimes you

00:47:37.060 see a building with two stories as an

00:47:38.720 elevator bitch just throw your friend up

00:47:42.080 there dog fucking jump we got wasting all

00:47:46.620 of this money and also if we if we had if we

00:47:52.360 had an elevator that went all the way up to

00:47:53.720 heaven we you know we do two stories three

00:47:57.080 stories you know you go to a dentist you go

00:47:59.540 to some tax evasion place you go to

00:48:02.580 chiropractor bro do look if a chiropractor

00:48:05.340 ain't on the first floor that place is a

00:48:07.440 scam bro okay facts you know I don't I don't

00:48:12.880 want to go to the bent house daddy I want to

00:48:14.380 go to the penthouse man I want to go all the

00:48:15.900 way to the top we should make an elevator

00:48:19.260 that goes to heaven man think about it that

00:48:25.100 way when you ready to go you ready to go

00:48:27.100 it's not a bad idea man but do yeah so

00:48:33.500 tough when you get with the girl you start

00:48:35.400 and you you have a chance and you're like

00:48:37.500 you like dogs and then you just there's

00:48:47.160 nothing you can do so now your voice gets

00:48:48.580 locked up

00:48:49.340 and you have to ride floor after floor just

00:48:55.880 thinking what do I say now and anything

00:48:58.200 would have anything would have been okay

00:48:59.800 you could have said anything man you could

00:49:04.240 have said anything you're just looking

00:49:09.820 at your dog you keep petting your dog

00:49:11.300 like a pervert oh that's heartbreaking

00:49:19.960 man and I've been there we've all been

00:49:21.560 there I mean if you're listening to this

00:49:24.380 podcast you've definitely been rejected

00:49:25.880 by women and and we've all been there

00:49:28.160 man we've all been there oh that's a

00:49:34.220 frustration just each floor ding ding I'm

00:49:39.360 a I'm a loser I'm a loser I'm a loser I'm

00:49:41.860 a loser

00:49:42.280 it's hectic man but at least you were in

00:49:46.240 the elevator at least you had a chance

00:49:47.880 you know

00:49:48.720 I don't want to realize sometimes but I

00:49:52.540 realize

00:49:52.980 men get with who they're brave enough to

00:49:56.620 talk to

00:49:57.060 that's who you end up with a man's wife

00:50:01.200 is whoever they were brave enough to talk

00:50:03.560 to

00:50:03.840 unless the woman picks the man

00:50:08.200 sometimes that happens these days

00:50:09.520 I'm drinking this mountain water

00:50:15.400 called liquid death and it's supposed to

00:50:19.500 be one of the most fine waters they have

00:50:21.420 from Australia or somewhere damn it's

00:50:27.160 good too man

00:50:27.920 mmm

00:50:29.800 god it tastes wet bro

00:50:32.960 damn

00:50:34.120 it tastes like a million children it's kind

00:50:37.580 of gleaking in your mouth you know

00:50:39.180 and not children like children children just

00:50:41.800 like hypothetical adult

00:50:43.720 you know

00:50:45.840 non

00:50:48.220 ageless children I'm not talking nothing wild

00:50:51.520 bro so get off my

00:50:52.520 get off of me on that

00:50:54.660 but yeah man hey at least you had a dog

00:50:57.160 bro

00:50:57.440 at least you and your dog are sitting there

00:51:00.260 and your dog's like man

00:51:01.520 I did my part

00:51:02.980 I wing manned as good as I could

00:51:06.500 she petted me

00:51:07.420 all you had to do

00:51:09.840 was say something

00:51:11.540 I think you owe your dog an apology

00:51:17.020 though brother

00:51:17.560 but I feel you man

00:51:18.680 thanks for sharing

00:51:19.380 we got another call that came in here

00:51:21.300 985-664-9503

00:51:25.100 what up Theo this is Greg

00:51:27.480 so you mentioned

00:51:28.840 rejection

00:51:30.020 what's up Greg

00:51:31.820 and that's short usually for Gregory

00:51:34.940 or Gregarious is something different

00:51:37.000 that's more of an urban name

00:51:38.200 but Gregory for a white

00:51:39.380 let's go

00:51:40.260 check this out

00:51:41.120 I was in Somalia

00:51:42.740 like the worst place you could ever be in the world

00:51:45.500 yeah I don't know dude

00:51:47.260 I've been to a Wawa

00:51:48.240 in Philadelphia

00:51:50.220 after about

00:51:52.400 1.40 a.m. dude

00:51:55.140 and I saw a guy shoot a .22 caliber gun

00:51:58.160 right through a

00:51:58.800 right through a ham and egg

00:52:02.040 sandwich

00:52:04.580 and that shit

00:52:05.480 fucking blew out the glass

00:52:07.720 and that shit was pretty

00:52:08.900 pretty dicey

00:52:10.880 but not challenging you

00:52:12.280 just

00:52:12.700 just kind of

00:52:13.660 trying to relate I guess

00:52:14.600 onward

00:52:15.040 getting shot at

00:52:16.500 and I get back to

00:52:17.960 our

00:52:18.580 our base

00:52:19.580 and I got a letter

00:52:21.060 from my fiance

00:52:21.900 hold on I'm gonna back you up

00:52:23.760 so I can hear all your story

00:52:24.600 I'm sorry for interrupting you

00:52:25.800 and thanks for your service man

00:52:27.660 well check this out

00:52:29.380 I was in

00:52:30.200 Somalia

00:52:30.980 like the worst place you could ever be in the world

00:52:33.740 getting shot at

00:52:35.280 and I get back to

00:52:36.700 our

00:52:37.320 our base

00:52:38.340 and I got a letter from my fiance

00:52:40.640 saying she just moved in with some dude

00:52:43.480 rejected

00:52:45.840 I had to go out in the desert

00:52:47.940 look into the sun

00:52:49.480 until my tears dried up

00:52:51.080 anyways

00:52:52.880 hey I love your show

00:52:54.080 gang gang

00:52:54.780 gang bro

00:52:56.300 dang

00:52:56.920 man that's hectic man

00:53:00.720 that's hectic man

00:53:04.420 oh

00:53:06.920 you know I bet I'm going out on a limb here

00:53:12.940 but I bet

00:53:16.420 I bet it was real painful at the time man

00:53:19.160 but I bet after a certain point

00:53:23.380 or in hindsight

00:53:24.860 years later

00:53:25.640 I bet you're able to look back and be like

00:53:26.960 man I'm glad that I was

00:53:28.200 far away

00:53:29.140 because then you're not there

00:53:32.380 to have to deal with the

00:53:33.820 breakup

00:53:34.300 you're not right there

00:53:36.940 to have to drive past each other

00:53:38.640 and see each other

00:53:39.540 at the

00:53:39.920 at the twice daily

00:53:41.480 or at the

00:53:42.180 you know

00:53:42.880 tom thumb

00:53:43.620 or whatever

00:53:44.160 you know it's

00:53:47.600 I think there's probably some blessing in that

00:53:53.940 now also being out there

00:53:56.860 in the desert

00:53:57.500 is sheer hell man

00:53:59.100 I remember I went to Kuwait one time

00:54:01.480 to do some military shows

00:54:02.680 and I was on cigarettes

00:54:04.400 and I was doing cigarettes

00:54:06.960 bro

00:54:07.200 I'd puff out bro

00:54:08.220 I was jerking off and puffing out

00:54:10.700 you know

00:54:11.540 I was basically just doing my best

00:54:13.460 and

00:54:15.940 and I remember

00:54:19.900 it was too hot

00:54:22.120 to even smoke

00:54:22.920 it was too hot

00:54:26.300 to even smoke

00:54:27.340 a cigarette

00:54:27.740 the air outside

00:54:28.960 was hotter

00:54:29.720 than a cigarette

00:54:30.460 was

00:54:31.140 so if you inhaled a cigarette

00:54:33.640 it was almost

00:54:34.260 it was a colder

00:54:36.180 it felt like

00:54:36.860 than the regular air

00:54:37.860 so it was just worthless

00:54:39.660 you know

00:54:40.300 it was pointless

00:54:40.800 it just

00:54:41.240 you could just inhale

00:54:42.160 the regular air

00:54:43.000 and it felt like a cigarette

00:54:44.300 so hot

00:54:45.740 and I remember

00:54:49.440 some girl went on

00:54:50.340 their morning run

00:54:51.240 or something

00:54:51.620 and she stopped

00:54:52.180 by my little cabin

00:54:53.100 or whatever

00:54:53.580 and tried to make love

00:54:55.300 to me

00:54:55.580 and I couldn't get an erection

00:54:56.560 so

00:55:01.060 I mean

00:55:02.480 she was petting

00:55:03.140 my dog

00:55:03.780 man with

00:55:04.340 she was petting

00:55:06.080 my dang dog

00:55:06.960 and that thing

00:55:07.680 just wasn't waking up

00:55:09.820 I think

00:55:10.160 it was just

00:55:11.820 old yellow

00:55:13.040 bro

00:55:13.480 my wiener was dead

00:55:16.340 man

00:55:16.680 what else

00:55:17.760 man

00:55:18.240 oh I'll tell you

00:55:19.920 one thing

00:55:21.520 that about

00:55:22.200 about

00:55:22.980 being in an elevator

00:55:26.460 that gets my girdle

00:55:28.980 I mean

00:55:30.780 it just boils

00:55:31.620 my damn

00:55:32.360 beef

00:55:33.800 boils

00:55:35.620 my beef

00:55:36.300 is when

00:55:38.240 somebody gets in

00:55:39.080 with a little child

00:55:40.080 and they're like

00:55:42.140 okay

00:55:42.800 okay

00:55:44.040 Tanner

00:55:44.540 press the button

00:55:45.520 and Tanner

00:55:47.720 is standing there

00:55:48.640 he's got all

00:55:49.160 ten fingers

00:55:50.040 up his nose

00:55:50.820 you know

00:55:51.980 he's just straight

00:55:52.620 boog hunting

00:55:53.440 he don't give a damn

00:55:54.980 and they're like

00:55:57.540 alright Tanner

00:55:58.440 press the button

00:55:59.540 and Tanner

00:56:01.660 is like

00:56:01.980 then he beats

00:56:05.080 his damn

00:56:05.520 little booger

00:56:06.320 hunters

00:56:06.800 up against

00:56:07.860 the

00:56:08.200 like

00:56:09.160 you know

00:56:09.700 up against

00:56:11.500 all the buttons

00:56:12.420 and it reminds me

00:56:14.140 actually I gotta tell you

00:56:14.920 this one

00:56:15.360 this one story

00:56:16.360 I'm in an elevator

00:56:18.660 I'm going back to elevators

00:56:21.000 and I'm in the elevator

00:56:21.820 I get in

00:56:22.400 and this couple gets in

00:56:23.420 at the same time

00:56:24.320 and they have a little child

00:56:26.380 man

00:56:26.720 and this child

00:56:27.760 probably been alive

00:56:28.720 maybe I'm guessing

00:56:29.700 probably 170 days

00:56:34.400 you know

00:56:35.820 he still smelled

00:56:36.420 a little gamey

00:56:37.180 still a little gamey

00:56:39.200 in the air

00:56:39.740 and

00:56:41.560 you know

00:56:44.380 like if an animal

00:56:45.080 came up

00:56:45.540 I bet he would

00:56:46.000 pick that little baby

00:56:46.780 up by the back

00:56:47.360 of the neck

00:56:47.900 you know what I'm saying

00:56:48.580 he's still a little

00:56:50.220 fresh out

00:56:52.140 that mom body

00:56:53.080 so

00:56:54.960 we're in there

00:56:56.180 we get in

00:56:57.000 and

00:56:57.580 I felt like the mom

00:56:58.860 had maybe been drinking

00:56:59.900 and she said to the husband

00:57:01.920 and she said

00:57:02.420 oh honey

00:57:03.040 maybe Dunstan

00:57:03.740 would want to

00:57:04.140 press the button

00:57:04.780 and first of all

00:57:07.260 you can't name

00:57:07.860 a baby Dunstan

00:57:08.720 you can't name

00:57:11.140 a baby Dunstan

00:57:12.020 man

00:57:12.240 I think Dunstan

00:57:12.900 is a baseball bat

00:57:14.600 you can't name

00:57:16.120 a baby Dunstan

00:57:17.040 think about a baby

00:57:20.000 named Dunstan dude

00:57:21.300 yeah you can't

00:57:24.520 so

00:57:25.460 I'm looking

00:57:27.360 I'm like Dunstan

00:57:28.400 and I'm looking

00:57:29.220 at the baby

00:57:29.720 and I'm thinking

00:57:30.180 well surely

00:57:30.720 surely she doesn't

00:57:31.940 mean the baby

00:57:32.400 the baby is five

00:57:33.240 months old

00:57:33.900 that baby couldn't

00:57:35.460 Dunstan don't have

00:57:36.920 he can't even

00:57:38.320 move his arms

00:57:38.880 he's like a scarecrow

00:57:40.880 with no scare in him

00:57:42.320 he can't do nothing

00:57:43.700 you know

00:57:45.000 I mean a snake

00:57:47.740 could eat him

00:57:48.500 you know

00:57:50.100 he has no

00:57:50.680 Dunstan don't have

00:57:51.800 any capabilities

00:57:52.500 so

00:57:54.180 she's like

00:57:54.760 honey honey

00:57:56.280 maybe Dunstan

00:57:56.960 would like to

00:57:57.360 push the buttons

00:57:58.220 and I'm standing there

00:58:00.120 like we gotta

00:58:00.740 get going

00:58:01.540 you know

00:58:02.980 it's been about

00:58:03.520 18 seconds

00:58:04.340 that's a long

00:58:05.120 time

00:58:05.720 to start

00:58:07.100 for an elevator

00:58:07.800 to start

00:58:08.380 in modern day

00:58:09.720 so then the husband

00:58:12.580 he has this look

00:58:13.640 on his face

00:58:13.980 like what

00:58:14.460 like I don't

00:58:15.300 but then you can

00:58:16.420 tell who wears

00:58:16.980 the pants

00:58:17.380 in the family

00:58:17.840 the lady

00:58:18.300 and I don't know

00:58:19.860 if she like

00:58:20.140 wanted to show

00:58:20.740 off for me

00:58:21.480 or what she's

00:58:22.060 thinking

00:58:22.300 but next thing

00:58:23.740 you know

00:58:23.880 the guy like

00:58:24.380 puts

00:58:24.680 you know

00:58:25.640 Dunstan

00:58:26.100 by the buttons

00:58:27.240 and he don't

00:58:28.720 do nothing

00:58:29.120 I knew he

00:58:29.620 wasn't gonna

00:58:29.900 do nothing

00:58:30.360 and I'm thinking

00:58:32.640 man I wish

00:58:33.100 I had a law

00:58:33.580 degree

00:58:33.840 somebody needs

00:58:34.400 to be here

00:58:34.940 on behalf

00:58:35.880 of

00:58:36.380 Dunstan

00:58:37.840 somebody

00:58:39.320 could have

00:58:39.660 Dunstan's

00:58:40.160 best interest

00:58:40.720 man

00:58:41.100 and then they

00:58:43.100 take Dunstan

00:58:43.660 man and the dad

00:58:44.420 like puts him

00:58:44.880 by the thing

00:58:45.320 and he's not

00:58:45.800 pressing him

00:58:46.420 because he

00:58:47.520 can't press him

00:58:48.380 because he

00:58:49.640 can't do

00:58:50.080 anything

00:58:50.660 the only thing

00:58:51.140 he's pressing

00:58:51.640 or even thinking

00:58:52.500 about pressing

00:58:53.040 is just

00:58:53.460 pressing a tit

00:58:54.700 into his face

00:58:55.500 you know

00:58:55.900 he's that

00:58:57.000 milk hound

00:58:57.640 baby

00:58:57.960 he's that

00:58:59.280 fucking

00:58:59.540 leche weasel

00:59:00.480 daddy

00:59:00.860 so

00:59:03.320 now he

00:59:04.480 like takes

00:59:05.060 the baby

00:59:05.560 and like

00:59:06.660 pushes the

00:59:07.420 baby against

00:59:08.060 the buttons

00:59:08.620 like the

00:59:10.120 side of the

00:59:10.680 baby

00:59:10.820 like the

00:59:11.140 shoulder

00:59:11.780 and the

00:59:12.120 ear

00:59:12.380 and the

00:59:12.720 head

00:59:13.800 he like

00:59:14.880 pushes

00:59:15.260 like three

00:59:15.860 buttons

00:59:16.380 with little

00:59:19.060 Dunstan

00:59:19.460 is pushing

00:59:19.940 him up

00:59:20.160 against the

00:59:20.520 buttons

00:59:20.820 man

00:59:21.200 and I

00:59:24.000 pushed my

00:59:24.460 own

00:59:24.640 man

00:59:24.980 he's like

00:59:26.200 what floor

00:59:26.500 you want

00:59:26.780 to go

00:59:26.980 to

00:59:27.140 I was like

00:59:27.460 I'll give

00:59:29.080 Dunstan's

00:59:29.580 already done

00:59:29.960 enough

00:59:30.360 man

00:59:30.560 we're going

00:59:30.820 to four

00:59:31.220 fucking

00:59:31.520 floors

00:59:31.860 that none

00:59:32.140 of us

00:59:32.360 are on

00:59:32.760 I'll go

00:59:34.380 where I

00:59:34.660 need to

00:59:34.920 go

00:59:35.060 I'll handle

00:59:35.360 my own

00:59:35.720 shit

00:59:36.060 all right

00:59:36.860 let's take

00:59:37.240 another call

00:59:37.820 here

00:59:38.800 yo

00:59:40.800 yo

00:59:40.820 what's up

00:59:42.220 it's your

00:59:42.600 boy

00:59:42.800 Matt

00:59:43.360 from

00:59:43.820 New York

00:59:45.420 and

00:59:46.540 what's up

00:59:47.080 Matt

00:59:47.480 and good

00:59:49.080 to hear

00:59:49.420 from you

00:59:50.180 my man

00:59:50.660 and thank

00:59:51.000 you for

00:59:51.240 calling and

00:59:51.680 being a part

00:59:52.140 of the show

00:59:52.580 in New York

00:59:53.240 one of the

00:59:54.420 premier states

00:59:55.240 one of the

00:59:55.600 first states

00:59:56.160 they ever

00:59:56.480 had New

00:59:56.960 York

00:59:57.320 onward

00:59:58.060 thank you

01:00:03.960 brother

01:00:04.260 yep

01:00:04.760 we all

01:00:05.440 have

01:00:05.780 and it's

01:00:06.020 good to

01:00:06.280 hear that

01:00:06.600 others

01:00:06.860 have

01:00:07.220 more

01:00:07.620 so I

01:00:08.200 had a

01:00:08.460 funny

01:00:08.700 rejection

01:00:09.200 story

01:00:09.760 so I

01:00:10.520 was working

01:00:11.000 at Planet

01:00:11.540 Fitness

01:00:11.960 at the

01:00:12.480 gym

01:00:12.820 and

01:00:14.020 I don't

01:00:17.260 know if

01:00:17.400 we're going

01:00:17.560 to call

01:00:17.760 Planet

01:00:18.160 Fitness

01:00:18.620 a gym

01:00:19.180 man

01:00:19.500 but I'll

01:00:19.860 go on

01:00:20.200 with you

01:00:20.500 I'll

01:00:20.860 go on

01:00:21.180 with you

01:00:21.420 here

01:00:21.700 this cute

01:00:22.860 Asian

01:00:23.580 girl

01:00:23.860 would come

01:00:24.200 in there

01:00:24.680 and I

01:00:25.440 kind of

01:00:25.700 had a

01:00:25.920 thing

01:00:26.140 for it

01:00:26.520 so I

01:00:26.720 would flirt

01:00:27.100 with her

01:00:27.500 you know

01:00:27.800 whatever

01:00:28.120 and

01:00:28.680 oh yeah

01:00:29.080 baby

01:00:29.340 that

01:00:29.520 pinoy

01:00:30.000 daddy

01:00:30.440 onward

01:00:31.480 and

01:00:32.020 I was

01:00:32.600 nervous

01:00:32.960 to ask

01:00:33.480 her out

01:00:33.880 though

01:00:34.140 she seemed

01:00:34.820 really shy

01:00:35.500 I couldn't

01:00:36.520 tell if she

01:00:37.000 was into

01:00:37.360 me or not

01:00:38.100 and that's

01:00:38.760 the Asian

01:00:39.140 dilemma

01:00:39.500 right there

01:00:39.920 when it

01:00:40.160 comes to

01:00:40.520 white males

01:00:41.200 and

01:00:41.760 Asian

01:00:43.000 women

01:00:43.440 you have

01:00:45.280 no idea

01:00:45.920 you have

01:00:48.020 no idea

01:00:48.460 you could be

01:00:49.120 getting married

01:00:49.740 to an Asian

01:00:50.220 woman and

01:00:50.640 you have

01:00:50.880 no idea

01:00:51.660 if she

01:00:52.460 likes you

01:00:53.120 or not

01:00:53.520 there is

01:00:55.800 no

01:00:56.460 I mean

01:00:59.380 if I were

01:00:59.920 Asian

01:01:00.200 I would

01:01:00.400 just play

01:01:00.640 poker

01:01:00.960 no one

01:01:03.040 has any

01:01:03.780 idea

01:01:04.720 what is

01:01:06.160 going on

01:01:06.780 you could

01:01:08.320 be a

01:01:09.040 brain surgeon

01:01:09.680 you could

01:01:10.320 work at

01:01:10.860 a Hardee's

01:01:11.660 there's

01:01:13.300 no

01:01:13.600 gives

01:01:14.060 onward

01:01:15.260 and

01:01:16.180 then

01:01:16.420 like

01:01:16.720 some

01:01:16.960 of my

01:01:17.200 co-workers

01:01:17.760 hyped me

01:01:18.300 up

01:01:18.500 they're

01:01:18.680 like

01:01:18.880 yo man

01:01:19.400 go for

01:01:19.960 it

01:01:20.120 go for

01:01:20.520 it

01:01:20.980 so

01:01:21.420 I

01:01:22.140 thought

01:01:22.440 oh

01:01:22.820 I'm

01:01:23.040 gonna

01:01:23.220 do

01:01:23.780 it

01:01:23.940 big

01:01:24.240 I'm

01:01:24.400 gonna

01:01:24.520 buy

01:01:24.800 her

01:01:24.920 a

01:01:25.060 flower

01:01:25.500 I

01:01:25.920 got

01:01:26.140 her

01:01:26.300 a

01:01:26.520 rose

01:01:26.900 and

01:01:27.960 I

01:01:28.360 hid

01:01:28.640 the

01:01:28.840 rose

01:01:29.280 behind

01:01:29.900 the

01:01:30.160 desk

01:01:30.520 and

01:01:30.680 I

01:01:30.820 waited

01:01:31.200 for

01:01:31.520 her

01:01:31.700 to

01:01:31.920 leave

01:01:32.300 oh

01:01:32.980 man

01:01:33.780 so

01:01:34.380 much

01:01:34.640 romance

01:01:35.580 onward

01:01:36.520 and

01:01:37.180 this

01:01:37.320 is

01:01:37.400 the

01:01:37.480 most

01:01:37.680 embarrassing

01:01:38.120 thing

01:01:38.500 because

01:01:38.760 she

01:01:39.520 walked

01:01:39.880 out

01:01:40.240 into

01:01:40.500 the

01:01:40.660 parking

01:01:40.880 lot

01:01:41.160 and

01:01:41.460 I

01:01:41.620 followed

01:01:42.080 her

01:01:42.400 out

01:01:42.920 like

01:01:43.240 now

01:01:43.840 saying

01:01:44.540 it

01:01:44.740 out

01:01:44.940 loud

01:01:45.220 it

01:01:45.440 sounds

01:01:45.800 so

01:01:46.100 creepy

01:01:46.620 but

01:01:47.100 at the

01:01:47.540 time

01:01:47.840 I

01:01:47.980 thought

01:01:48.200 it

01:01:48.300 would

01:01:48.400 be

01:01:48.520 like

01:01:48.700 romantic

01:01:49.240 and

01:01:50.100 I

01:01:50.220 said

01:01:50.400 hey

01:01:50.800 excuse

01:01:51.400 me

01:01:51.680 and

01:01:51.820 then

01:01:51.980 she

01:01:52.100 turned

01:01:52.340 around

01:01:52.740 and

01:01:52.920 I

01:01:53.100 gave

01:01:53.920 her

01:01:54.060 a

01:01:54.220 flower

01:01:54.680 and

01:01:54.920 I

01:01:55.020 was

01:01:55.160 like

01:01:55.380 you

01:01:55.520 know

01:01:55.740 maybe

01:01:56.060 we

01:01:56.260 should

01:01:56.740 go

01:01:57.340 go

01:01:57.960 out

01:01:58.180 sometime

01:01:58.720 you

01:01:59.020 know

01:01:59.240 give

01:01:59.620 me

01:01:59.740 a

01:01:59.920 chance

01:02:00.300 blah

01:02:00.520 blah

01:02:00.640 blah

01:02:00.960 and

01:02:01.640 she

01:02:01.840 was

01:02:02.280 like

01:02:02.740 she

01:02:04.300 was

01:02:04.520 so

01:02:04.900 she

01:02:05.320 felt

01:02:05.560 so

01:02:05.800 awkward

01:02:06.200 I

01:02:06.380 could

01:02:06.520 tell

01:02:06.820 and

01:02:07.020 like

01:02:07.280 at

01:02:07.600 this

01:02:07.820 point

01:02:08.040 I

01:02:08.220 knew

01:02:08.620 I

01:02:08.840 fucked

01:02:09.700 up

01:02:10.080 and

01:02:10.860 she

01:02:11.080 just

01:02:11.280 like

01:02:11.520 oh

01:02:11.780 I'm

01:02:11.880 busy

01:02:12.240 with

01:02:12.540 school

01:02:12.960 and

01:02:13.200 stuff

01:02:13.480 whatever

01:02:13.920 and

01:02:14.520 then

01:02:14.740 like

01:02:15.080 it

01:02:15.760 was

01:02:15.940 horrible

01:02:16.280 because

01:02:16.560 then

01:02:16.760 she

01:02:16.920 would

01:02:17.060 come

01:02:17.360 in

01:02:17.620 to

01:02:17.820 work

01:02:18.100 out

01:02:18.380 and

01:02:18.520 I

01:02:18.620 have

01:02:18.820 to

01:02:18.960 see

01:02:19.200 her

01:02:19.340 again

01:02:19.660 and

01:02:19.900 every

01:02:20.580 time

01:02:20.980 I

01:02:21.160 was

01:02:21.300 trying

01:02:21.720 to

01:02:21.860 hide

01:02:22.200 and

01:02:22.420 shit

01:02:22.820 so

01:02:23.600 yeah

01:02:24.200 we've

01:02:24.740 all

01:02:24.900 been

01:02:25.120 there

01:02:25.360 man

01:02:25.620 so

01:02:25.780 gang

01:02:28.580 brother

01:02:30.460 dang

01:02:31.340 what

01:02:32.800 a

01:02:33.040 story

01:02:33.800 man

01:02:34.380 oh

01:02:35.640 I

01:02:35.780 can

01:02:35.960 feel

01:02:36.420 you

01:02:36.660 hid

01:02:36.980 that

01:02:37.220 flower

01:02:37.680 the

01:02:37.900 whole

01:02:38.140 time

01:02:38.680 one

01:02:39.140 of

01:02:39.220 your

01:02:39.340 co-workers

01:02:39.880 notice

01:02:40.420 they're

01:02:41.500 all

01:02:41.680 like

01:02:41.920 chatting

01:02:42.340 behind

01:02:42.620 your

01:02:42.800 back

01:02:43.060 like

01:02:43.280 damn

01:02:43.680 he's

01:02:43.940 about

01:02:44.160 to

01:02:44.380 fucking

01:02:44.800 take

01:02:45.420 an

01:02:45.660 L

01:02:46.040 you

01:02:47.200 know

01:02:47.500 and

01:02:48.440 you're

01:02:48.680 all

01:02:48.900 hyped

01:02:49.240 up

01:02:50.060 and

01:02:50.260 once

01:02:50.900 your

01:02:51.080 mind

01:02:51.340 goes

01:02:51.600 over

01:02:51.840 that

01:02:52.060 cliff

01:02:52.420 of

01:02:52.580 I'm

01:02:52.780 going

01:02:52.860 to

01:02:52.960 take

01:02:53.160 a

01:02:53.320 flower

01:02:53.620 to

01:02:53.800 a

01:02:53.940 girl

01:02:54.140 you

01:02:54.400 it's

01:02:55.240 bro

01:02:56.260 it

01:02:56.420 ain't

01:02:56.580 the

01:02:56.720 1800s

01:02:57.480 I

01:02:57.620 feel

01:02:57.900 you

01:02:58.060 I

01:02:58.260 love

01:02:58.540 the

01:02:58.700 romantic

01:02:59.100 side

01:02:59.560 it's

01:03:00.680 just

01:03:00.880 not

01:03:01.180 as

01:03:01.340 appreciated

01:03:02.000 these

01:03:02.340 days

01:03:02.780 people

01:03:04.300 think

01:03:04.560 you're

01:03:04.700 a

01:03:04.840 stalker

01:03:05.220 people

01:03:05.400 think

01:03:05.580 you're

01:03:05.680 a

01:03:05.820 stalker

01:03:06.160 with

01:03:06.280 a

01:03:06.400 you

01:03:06.640 know

01:03:06.740 who

01:03:06.880 also

01:03:07.220 has

01:03:07.500 a

01:03:07.660 you

01:03:07.860 know

01:03:07.940 green

01:03:08.260 thumb

01:03:08.660 but

01:03:11.120 man

01:03:11.360 I

01:03:11.560 commend

01:03:11.980 it

01:03:12.160 bro

01:03:12.380 you

01:03:13.000 hiding

01:03:13.340 that

01:03:13.620 bitch

01:03:13.980 you

01:03:14.360 know

01:03:14.460 you

01:03:14.580 got

01:03:14.700 a

01:03:14.800 little

01:03:14.880 bit

01:03:15.000 of

01:03:15.140 foliage

01:03:15.520 tucked

01:03:15.920 off

01:03:16.180 behind

01:03:16.480 the

01:03:16.640 Xerox

01:03:17.360 you

01:03:17.800 sneak

01:03:18.220 over

01:03:18.800 ta

01:03:19.840 da

01:03:25.240 gave

01:03:25.380 you

01:03:25.460 the

01:03:25.600 most

01:03:25.900 age

01:03:26.260 I

01:03:26.440 have

01:03:26.540 to

01:03:26.620 go

01:03:26.720 to

01:03:26.860 school

01:03:27.360 more

01:03:27.880 I

01:03:34.800 have

01:03:34.980 to

01:03:35.060 go

01:03:35.220 to

01:03:35.380 school

01:03:36.000 more

01:03:36.580 come

01:03:38.740 on

01:03:39.400 at

01:03:39.720 least

01:03:39.960 come

01:03:40.240 up

01:03:40.440 with

01:03:40.580 some

01:03:40.840 others

01:03:41.180 I'm

01:03:41.400 on

01:03:41.540 you

01:03:41.700 know

01:03:41.800 do

01:03:42.040 something

01:03:42.360 else

01:03:42.660 I'm

01:03:42.840 on

01:03:42.980 swim

01:03:43.300 team

01:03:43.680 I

01:03:43.860 have

01:03:44.020 to

01:03:44.160 swim

01:03:44.820 all

01:03:45.000 the

01:03:45.140 time

01:03:45.380 anything

01:03:45.840 other

01:03:46.300 than

01:03:46.580 that

01:03:46.960 I

01:03:49.040 have

01:03:49.260 to

01:03:49.360 go

01:03:49.520 to

01:03:49.680 school

01:03:50.000 but

01:03:50.440 honestly

01:03:50.860 bro

01:03:51.120 in

01:03:51.320 some

01:03:51.560 Asian

01:03:51.820 traditions

01:03:52.300 man

01:03:52.580 that's

01:03:52.840 the

01:03:52.980 thing

01:03:53.300 it's

01:03:55.160 school

01:03:55.420 or

01:03:55.600 die

01:03:55.840 bro

01:03:56.100 there's

01:03:57.620 not

01:03:57.800 a lot

01:03:58.100 of

01:03:58.220 middle

01:03:58.420 ground

01:03:58.800 you

01:04:00.840 know

01:04:00.980 you

01:04:01.120 and

01:04:01.320 a lot

01:04:01.540 of

01:04:01.620 Asians

01:04:01.920 they

01:04:02.100 get

01:04:02.240 a B

01:04:02.540 they

01:04:02.700 go

01:04:02.880 missing

01:04:03.220 and

01:04:04.880 that's

01:04:05.120 documented

01:04:05.720 man

01:04:06.100 and

01:04:06.540 then

01:04:06.740 going

01:04:07.040 back

01:04:07.300 to

01:04:07.460 the

01:04:07.620 gym

01:04:07.880 man

01:04:08.160 I

01:04:08.360 respect

01:04:08.760 the

01:04:09.020 hustle

01:04:09.400 I

01:04:10.680 don't

01:04:10.840 know

01:04:10.980 if

01:04:11.100 it's

01:04:11.300 anytime

01:04:11.680 fitness

01:04:12.160 or

01:04:12.360 planet

01:04:12.800 fitness

01:04:13.220 one

01:04:13.680 of

01:04:14.020 them

01:04:14.380 dude

01:04:15.700 it's

01:04:15.920 like

01:04:16.100 seven

01:04:16.600 it's

01:04:17.060 like

01:04:17.240 seven

01:04:17.720 dollars

01:04:18.120 a

01:04:18.340 month

01:04:18.720 you

01:04:19.980 go

01:04:20.280 in

01:04:20.460 there

01:04:20.580 there's

01:04:20.780 a

01:04:20.920 cocaine

01:04:21.360 anonymous

01:04:21.980 meeting

01:04:22.420 going

01:04:22.780 on

01:04:23.260 in

01:04:23.760 one

01:04:24.060 corner

01:04:24.480 of

01:04:24.780 it

01:04:25.020 little

01:04:25.780 boosies

01:04:26.260 in

01:04:26.440 another

01:04:26.740 corner

01:04:27.060 shooting

01:04:27.380 a rap

01:04:27.840 video

01:04:28.300 you

01:04:29.420 know

01:04:29.560 some

01:04:29.880 guys

01:04:30.240 some

01:04:30.720 guys

01:04:30.900 using

01:04:31.120 one

01:04:31.340 of

01:04:31.420 the

01:04:31.540 overhead

01:04:31.980 pull

01:04:32.300 down

01:04:32.480 bars

01:04:32.760 to

01:04:32.940 pry

01:04:33.280 off

01:04:33.500 an

01:04:33.640 ankle

01:04:33.920 bracelet

01:04:34.480 someone

01:04:35.500 left

01:04:35.760 a

01:04:35.940 baby

01:04:36.240 in

01:04:36.420 a

01:04:36.560 box

01:04:37.000 at

01:04:37.300 the

01:04:37.480 bottom

01:04:37.740 of

01:04:37.900 the

01:04:38.040 stair

01:04:38.340 master

01:04:38.820 there's

01:04:40.480 a

01:04:40.620 produce

01:04:40.980 section

01:04:41.660 for

01:04:42.480 some

01:04:42.800 reason

01:04:43.220 there's

01:04:43.700 people

01:04:43.920 practicing

01:04:44.420 for

01:04:44.640 supermarket

01:04:45.280 sweep

01:04:45.940 in

01:04:46.140 there

01:04:46.460 it's

01:04:48.000 just

01:04:48.220 there's

01:04:48.740 some

01:04:48.900 guy

01:04:49.120 who

01:04:49.240 has

01:04:49.360 an

01:04:49.460 aquarium

01:04:50.100 it's

01:04:51.140 like

01:04:51.300 what

01:04:51.680 enough

01:04:52.140 it

01:04:52.820 just

01:04:53.040 none

01:04:53.440 of

01:04:53.540 it

01:04:53.640 makes

01:04:53.860 any

01:04:54.200 sense

01:04:54.580 a lot

01:04:54.880 of

01:04:54.980 people

01:04:55.140 are

01:04:55.240 just

01:04:55.380 going

01:04:55.560 there

01:04:55.720 to

01:04:55.860 bathe

01:04:57.100 some

01:04:58.080 guy

01:04:58.260 storing

01:04:58.840 stuff

01:04:59.260 in

01:04:59.440 there

01:04:59.700 like

01:05:00.700 you

01:05:00.840 going

01:05:01.080 some

01:05:01.540 guys

01:05:01.820 like

01:05:02.080 has

01:05:02.560 40

01:05:03.000 locks

01:05:03.400 on

01:05:03.560 all

01:05:03.840 the

01:05:04.000 lockers

01:05:04.460 in

01:05:04.600 there

01:05:04.820 and

01:05:05.060 he's

01:05:05.200 just

01:05:05.360 storing

01:05:05.800 all

01:05:06.000 of

01:05:06.100 his

01:05:06.220 shit

01:05:06.380 instead

01:05:06.620 of

01:05:06.760 getting

01:05:06.940 a

01:05:07.240 regular

01:05:07.520 storage

01:05:08.120 and

01:05:10.920 I

01:05:11.040 don't

01:05:11.120 know

01:05:11.200 if

01:05:11.280 that's

01:05:11.480 anytime

01:05:11.820 fitness

01:05:12.160 or

01:05:12.320 planet

01:05:12.560 fitness

01:05:12.840 but

01:05:13.020 one

01:05:13.340 of

01:05:13.540 them

01:05:13.700 man

01:05:14.060 one

01:05:15.180 of

01:05:15.300 them

01:05:15.420 will

01:05:15.560 leave

01:05:15.740 you

01:05:15.960 wanting

01:05:17.980 more

01:05:18.340 sometimes

01:05:18.940 but

01:05:20.060 you

01:05:21.500 get

01:05:21.680 that

01:05:21.860 grind

01:05:22.200 baby

01:05:22.500 you

01:05:24.240 get

01:05:24.460 that

01:05:24.680 grind

01:05:25.100 and

01:05:26.380 that's

01:05:26.600 what's

01:05:26.760 important

01:05:27.100 man

01:05:27.260 and

01:05:27.360 that's

01:05:27.520 what's

01:05:27.660 important

01:05:27.940 about

01:05:28.140 your

01:05:28.280 story

01:05:28.580 man

01:05:28.760 you

01:05:28.880 got

01:05:29.080 that

01:05:29.320 grind

01:05:29.780 dog

01:05:30.180 dude

01:05:32.320 I

01:05:32.520 remember

01:05:33.020 when I

01:05:36.540 was in

01:05:36.900 let me

01:05:37.140 think

01:05:37.560 sixth

01:05:38.480 seventh

01:05:39.760 grade

01:05:40.200 there was

01:05:42.020 this rich

01:05:42.520 girl

01:05:42.920 and I

01:05:44.620 don't know

01:05:44.880 she might

01:05:45.460 not have

01:05:45.700 been rich

01:05:46.060 but she

01:05:46.360 was rich

01:05:46.720 to me

01:05:47.080 man

01:05:47.380 she

01:05:47.900 had

01:05:48.180 two

01:05:49.060 parents

01:05:49.740 she

01:05:50.940 had

01:05:51.300 like a

01:05:51.980 cat

01:05:52.360 that was

01:05:52.660 doing

01:05:52.920 well

01:05:53.400 you know

01:05:55.040 she was

01:05:55.600 they were

01:05:56.240 you know

01:05:56.680 she was

01:05:57.040 doing

01:05:57.260 good

01:05:57.620 and I

01:05:58.380 remember

01:05:58.580 we went

01:05:58.860 to their

01:05:59.080 basketball

01:05:59.540 game

01:05:59.960 and I

01:06:00.180 got me

01:06:00.520 a flower

01:06:01.040 bro

01:06:01.340 got me

01:06:01.780 a rose

01:06:02.460 in advance

01:06:03.140 and I

01:06:03.520 got

01:06:03.640 it was

01:06:03.900 nice

01:06:04.340 dude

01:06:04.600 it was

01:06:04.780 like

01:06:04.920 two dollars

01:06:05.560 and twenty

01:06:06.000 cents

01:06:06.540 and they

01:06:06.820 wrapped it

01:06:07.300 up

01:06:07.500 and that

01:06:07.740 was an

01:06:07.980 extra

01:06:08.220 dollar

01:06:08.820 and I

01:06:09.920 went all

01:06:10.380 in

01:06:10.560 and I

01:06:10.700 had to

01:06:10.800 get a

01:06:11.040 ride

01:06:11.320 all the

01:06:11.720 way out

01:06:12.020 to the

01:06:12.320 other

01:06:12.500 school

01:06:13.080 and I

01:06:14.100 went

01:06:14.240 with one

01:06:14.560 of my

01:06:14.740 oh

01:06:14.920 I

01:06:15.100 actually

01:06:15.400 rode out

01:06:15.780 with one

01:06:16.020 of my

01:06:16.220 buddies

01:06:16.520 because he

01:06:16.840 was dating

01:06:17.180 another

01:06:17.580 girl

01:06:17.940 and

01:06:19.040 he was

01:06:21.060 dating

01:06:21.260 another

01:06:21.600 girl

01:06:21.920 and so

01:06:22.360 we went

01:06:23.080 to the

01:06:23.340 basketball

01:06:23.780 game

01:06:24.520 and

01:06:24.840 dude

01:06:26.080 she was

01:06:26.480 on the

01:06:26.760 cheerleading

01:06:27.340 team

01:06:27.780 and at

01:06:28.020 one point

01:06:28.360 they sat

01:06:28.900 down

01:06:29.260 because

01:06:29.460 they

01:06:29.660 you know

01:06:29.960 they

01:06:30.140 dance

01:06:30.540 team

01:06:30.800 or

01:06:30.960 something

01:06:31.240 and I

01:06:32.120 walked

01:06:32.520 over

01:06:32.780 there

01:06:32.980 dog

01:06:33.280 and my

01:06:33.580 face

01:06:34.040 was

01:06:34.220 turning

01:06:34.520 red

01:06:35.400 as could

01:06:35.840 be

01:06:36.220 and I

01:06:37.900 got down

01:06:38.340 on one

01:06:38.880 knee

01:06:39.200 bro

01:06:39.440 down

01:06:39.760 on one

01:06:40.200 hoof

01:06:40.620 man

01:06:40.980 like a

01:06:41.360 marriage

01:06:41.680 I

01:06:41.880 didn't know

01:06:42.140 what to

01:06:42.440 do

01:06:42.720 I

01:06:42.900 didn't

01:06:43.080 know

01:06:43.220 how

01:06:43.360 to

01:06:43.500 do

01:06:43.720 it

01:06:43.860 I

01:06:43.940 got

01:06:44.100 down

01:06:44.300 on

01:06:44.400 one

01:06:44.880 knee

01:06:45.400 bro

01:06:45.700 like a

01:06:46.640 marriage

01:06:47.280 and I

01:06:49.060 gave

01:06:49.360 this chick

01:06:49.760 a dang

01:06:50.120 rose

01:06:50.700 man

01:06:51.120 and the

01:06:52.860 ball

01:06:53.100 came bouncing

01:06:53.760 over

01:06:54.140 like that

01:06:54.560 you know

01:06:54.980 I wasn't

01:06:55.680 even

01:06:55.840 playing

01:06:56.200 ball

01:06:56.480 like you

01:06:56.840 know

01:06:57.020 like what

01:06:58.380 a loser

01:06:58.940 I think

01:06:59.400 some kid

01:06:59.760 called me

01:07:00.040 the n-word

01:07:00.680 again

01:07:01.140 it was

01:07:01.460 just bad

01:07:01.980 I think

01:07:02.220 even the

01:07:02.640 referee

01:07:02.960 called me

01:07:03.380 the n-word

01:07:03.880 but that

01:07:05.400 was love

01:07:06.020 man

01:07:06.280 I gave

01:07:06.660 it a

01:07:06.900 shot

01:07:07.320 you know

01:07:09.720 there's

01:07:11.740 something

01:07:12.020 valuable

01:07:12.560 in that

01:07:13.180 you know

01:07:15.060 you're

01:07:15.660 unforgettable

01:07:16.240 you know

01:07:19.100 you're

01:07:20.040 dancing

01:07:20.460 bro

01:07:20.780 everybody

01:07:22.820 else is

01:07:23.460 standing

01:07:23.800 around

01:07:24.200 and doing

01:07:24.580 this

01:07:24.940 and sliding

01:07:25.460 into the

01:07:25.840 DMs

01:07:26.320 man

01:07:26.640 and you're

01:07:29.700 sliding

01:07:30.100 into that

01:07:30.560 demilitarized

01:07:31.560 zone

01:07:31.900 baby

01:07:32.240 you're

01:07:35.380 sliding

01:07:35.740 right into

01:07:36.280 Shanghai

01:07:37.180 man

01:07:37.780 you know

01:07:39.300 you're

01:07:39.540 showing up

01:07:40.240 in real

01:07:41.760 life

01:07:42.140 sliding

01:07:42.640 into the

01:07:42.980 DM

01:07:43.140 but that

01:07:43.520 rose

01:07:44.100 baby

01:07:44.500 that

01:07:45.680 Shakespeare

01:07:46.280 move

01:07:47.200 and there's

01:07:50.800 some value

01:07:51.460 in that

01:07:51.860 you know

01:07:52.420 you're

01:07:52.680 dancing

01:07:53.040 man

01:07:53.360 everybody

01:07:54.480 everybody

01:07:54.560 else

01:07:54.920 is kind

01:07:55.320 of

01:07:55.440 doing

01:07:55.660 the

01:07:55.920 walk

01:07:56.200 but

01:07:56.380 you're

01:07:56.880 you're

01:07:57.680 dancing

01:07:58.120 and when

01:07:59.180 you dance

01:07:59.580 by yourself

01:08:00.260 dog

01:08:00.640 that never

01:08:01.160 goes away

01:08:01.820 however you

01:08:03.860 do that in

01:08:04.420 your life

01:08:04.820 it comes out

01:08:05.360 in all

01:08:05.640 different types

01:08:06.260 and facets

01:08:06.820 man

01:08:07.180 so

01:08:08.460 that's what

01:08:10.860 we do

01:08:11.220 here

01:08:11.500 man

01:08:11.940 we get

01:08:13.140 rejected

01:08:13.740 bro

01:08:14.080 but we

01:08:14.580 show up

01:08:15.640 and I'm

01:08:17.700 happy to be

01:08:18.140 showing up

01:08:18.500 for myself

01:08:19.000 today

01:08:19.340 man

01:08:19.600 it's not

01:08:19.920 always easy

01:08:20.440 but you

01:08:21.300 know

01:08:21.380 you guys

01:08:21.660 are always

01:08:21.940 there for

01:08:22.280 me

01:08:22.420 and support

01:08:22.920 and I

01:08:24.300 appreciate

01:08:24.680 that

01:08:25.060 and I

01:08:25.640 try to

01:08:26.220 do the

01:08:26.460 same

01:08:26.680 as much

01:08:27.020 as I

01:08:27.240 can

01:08:27.400 for you

01:08:28.400 so gang

01:08:30.620 man

01:08:30.900 love you

01:08:31.240 guys

01:08:31.620 man

01:08:31.980 what else

01:08:33.800 do we have

01:08:34.040 going on

01:08:34.460 we got

01:08:34.740 some good

01:08:35.100 episodes

01:08:35.500 coming up

01:08:36.120 Joe Coy

01:08:36.800 will be

01:08:37.260 on

01:08:37.720 what else

01:08:40.620 we're trying

01:08:41.080 to have

01:08:41.680 we got a

01:08:43.000 couple of

01:08:43.280 neat guests

01:08:43.780 on I don't

01:08:44.140 want to say

01:08:44.560 them yet

01:08:44.980 because we're

01:08:45.520 close to

01:08:46.840 having them

01:08:47.300 but you

01:08:48.180 know we're

01:08:48.440 really hopeful

01:08:49.160 and

01:08:49.940 what else

01:08:52.820 man

01:08:53.340 I just hope

01:08:55.220 you're doing

01:08:55.600 okay wherever

01:08:56.160 you are today

01:08:57.000 you know

01:08:58.920 I hope you

01:08:59.280 know that

01:08:59.940 you know

01:09:02.820 that you're

01:09:03.200 loved man

01:09:03.840 and there's

01:09:04.100 people thinking

01:09:04.600 about you

01:09:05.080 whoever you

01:09:05.600 are

01:09:05.980 even if

01:09:07.580 maybe you

01:09:07.940 feel like

01:09:08.260 there isn't

01:09:09.420 sometimes

01:09:13.920 it's not

01:09:14.340 that people

01:09:14.680 don't love

01:09:15.120 us

01:09:15.260 it's that

01:09:15.480 we can't

01:09:15.840 feel it

01:09:16.380 you know

01:09:20.560 and I hope

01:09:20.900 you find a

01:09:21.320 way to get

01:09:21.820 out there

01:09:22.100 this week

01:09:22.460 and drop

01:09:22.800 that rose

01:09:23.320 or hit

01:09:23.700 somebody

01:09:23.960 with that

01:09:24.300 foliage

01:09:24.720 dog

01:09:25.140 you know

01:09:26.880 what I'm

01:09:27.120 saying

01:09:27.440 hum a

01:09:29.900 damn

01:09:30.140 dandelion

01:09:31.020 that's

01:09:32.580 some

01:09:32.760 little

01:09:33.040 hoe

01:09:33.320 bro

01:09:33.520 be real

01:09:34.040 with it

01:09:34.440 so we'll

01:09:35.500 go out

01:09:35.780 the way

01:09:36.000 that we

01:09:36.240 came in

01:09:36.940 man

01:09:37.500 because

01:09:38.440 that's

01:09:38.740 life

01:09:39.100 baby

01:09:39.480 how we

01:09:42.020 gonna go

01:09:42.460 out

01:09:42.740 how we

01:09:43.060 gonna

01:09:43.180 come

01:09:43.520 in

01:09:43.960 we gonna

01:09:45.660 dance

01:09:46.080 while we

01:09:46.440 here

01:09:46.820 we gonna

01:09:48.680 show that

01:09:49.140 foliage

01:09:49.560 while we

01:09:49.960 here

01:09:50.440 damn

01:09:54.540 your

01:09:54.740 co-workers

01:09:55.380 brother

01:09:55.720 they let

01:09:56.860 you ride

01:09:57.540 out

01:09:57.900 into the

01:09:58.420 distance

01:09:59.020 dog

01:09:59.680 damn

01:10:00.280 but that's

01:10:03.320 fine man

01:10:04.060 they ain't

01:10:04.520 us

01:10:04.840 dog

01:10:05.280 they

01:10:06.920 back there

01:10:07.540 doing

01:10:07.740 they probably

01:10:08.460 lonesome

01:10:09.020 man

01:10:09.340 you gonna

01:10:12.020 find

01:10:12.300 somebody

01:10:12.560 gonna find

01:10:13.000 your lady

01:10:13.360 Guinevere

01:10:13.820 dog

01:10:14.280 amen

01:10:15.420 100%

01:10:16.360 fool

01:10:16.840 100%

01:10:18.260 fool

01:10:18.660 we'll go

01:10:19.640 out the way

01:10:20.000 we came

01:10:20.360 in man

01:10:20.820 with

01:10:21.220 Matthew

01:10:21.800 Cazial

01:10:22.480 and runs

01:10:24.700 in the

01:10:24.980 family

01:10:25.340 I would

01:10:25.640 tell you

01:10:25.900 of any

01:10:26.140 new

01:10:26.340 shows

01:10:26.620 I have

01:10:26.840 coming

01:10:27.020 up

01:10:27.120 but I

01:10:27.300 don't

01:10:27.400 have

01:10:27.660 any

01:10:27.920 you know

01:10:30.520 we're still

01:10:30.860 dealing with

01:10:31.280 the disease

01:10:31.840 and

01:10:32.480 and

01:10:33.720 Corvid

01:10:34.080 lurks

01:10:34.440 man

01:10:34.800 or does

01:10:35.280 it

01:10:35.400 who

01:10:35.540 knows

01:10:35.900 we

01:10:36.100 don't

01:10:36.280 know

01:10:36.480 everything

01:10:36.980 the

01:10:39.340 elections

01:10:39.800 coming

01:10:40.180 up

01:10:40.600 you know

01:10:43.360 I've

01:10:43.580 already

01:10:43.740 made my

01:10:44.140 choice

01:10:44.380 I choose

01:10:44.780 people

01:10:45.200 man

01:10:45.420 I choose

01:10:45.780 people

01:10:46.120 over

01:10:46.360 politics

01:10:46.940 man

01:10:47.220 I just

01:10:47.720 been

01:10:49.300 thinking a

01:10:49.760 lot

01:10:49.900 about

01:10:50.240 it

01:10:50.400 and

01:10:50.660 I'm

01:10:53.180 not

01:10:53.340 I'm

01:10:53.540 just

01:10:53.680 not

01:10:53.900 letting

01:10:54.180 these

01:10:54.420 forces

01:10:54.820 divide

01:10:55.440 me

01:10:55.840 from

01:10:56.220 people

01:10:56.760 I mean

01:10:59.820 we're

01:11:00.080 already

01:11:00.340 losing

01:11:00.700 connection

01:11:01.220 here and

01:11:01.700 there

01:11:01.960 and now

01:11:02.420 now they

01:11:03.460 got people

01:11:03.960 on you

01:11:04.360 know

01:11:04.500 putting us

01:11:05.020 on different

01:11:05.480 sides

01:11:05.940 playing this

01:11:06.520 big dirty

01:11:07.060 game of

01:11:07.520 Red Rover

01:11:08.140 you know

01:11:10.860 I will

01:11:11.780 vote

01:11:12.160 I will

01:11:13.360 vote

01:11:13.780 and I

01:11:16.640 encourage you

01:11:17.060 to vote

01:11:17.320 for whoever

01:11:17.700 you want

01:11:18.140 to

01:11:18.380 whoever

01:11:20.020 you want

01:11:21.060 to

01:11:21.920 but

01:11:26.760 in my

01:11:28.300 heart I

01:11:28.680 think I

01:11:28.960 need to

01:11:29.180 make another

01:11:29.640 choice

01:11:30.080 and that's

01:11:30.640 for people

01:11:32.340 man

01:11:32.740 you know

01:11:36.800 but

01:11:37.520 also I

01:11:38.240 don't know

01:11:38.460 what I'm

01:11:38.680 talking

01:11:38.940 about

01:11:39.240 so

01:11:39.580 but I

01:11:42.460 love you

01:11:42.840 man I'll

01:11:43.140 see you

01:11:43.360 at that

01:11:43.640 anytime

01:11:44.220 fitness

01:11:44.840 baby

01:11:45.300 anytime

01:11:47.200 fitness

01:11:47.620 and

01:11:47.840 florist

01:11:48.500 gang

01:11:49.920 this is

01:11:51.520 Matthew

01:11:51.840 Koziol

01:11:52.540 with

01:11:52.940 Runs

01:11:53.800 in the

01:11:54.260 family

01:11:54.840 be good

01:11:58.740 to yourself

01:11:59.180 man

01:11:59.500 it's out of

01:12:08.520 my hands

01:12:09.360 and in

01:12:09.840 my blood

01:12:10.940 it's red

01:12:11.780 in a

01:12:12.160 ledger

01:12:12.540 and I

01:12:12.940 can't pay

01:12:13.780 up

01:12:14.440 blessed by the

01:12:18.580 wicked

01:12:18.920 washed in

01:12:19.920 the mud

01:12:20.880 can't save

01:12:24.320 my soul

01:12:25.120 come on

01:12:35.320 man

01:12:35.640 it's just

01:12:38.120 a matter

01:12:39.060 of time

01:12:40.720 way to go

01:13:08.160 baby

01:13:08.440 we get

01:13:13.480 rejected

01:13:13.900 baby

01:13:14.080 we keep

01:13:14.420 rolling

01:13:14.740 baby

01:13:15.120 we've all

01:13:19.340 been rejected

01:13:19.980 dog

01:13:20.580 find me in

01:13:25.300 the rejection

01:13:25.940 section

01:13:27.080 pray for mercy

01:13:32.340 baby

01:13:32.720 come on

01:13:45.560 Maddie

01:13:46.180 there ain't

01:13:48.520 no stopping

01:13:49.460 this

01:13:50.140 airing

01:13:50.880 sun

01:13:51.560 can't watch

01:13:54.320 the sins

01:13:54.920 from the

01:13:55.360 heads

01:13:55.780 that made

01:13:56.400 me

01:13:56.680 can't out

01:13:57.580 run

01:13:57.960 the drums

01:13:58.760 in the

01:13:59.320 family

01:13:59.880 runs in

01:14:05.540 the

01:14:05.700 family

01:14:06.360 man

01:14:08.660 that's a good

01:14:09.180 town

01:14:09.440 baby

01:14:09.760 yeah

01:14:11.040 runs in

01:14:11.920 the

01:14:12.100 family

01:14:12.920 wow

01:14:26.460 that's

01:14:26.940 Matthew

01:14:27.200 Cosi all

01:14:27.720 runs in

01:14:28.060 the

01:14:28.160 family

01:14:28.440 I want

01:14:29.020 to just

01:14:29.220 take a

01:14:29.480 second

01:14:29.620 to thank

01:14:30.020 everybody

01:14:30.300 too

01:14:30.500 that supports

01:14:30.960 the

01:14:31.100 Patreon

01:14:31.440 man

01:14:31.860 we don't

01:14:32.520 you know

01:14:32.720 we don't

01:14:32.980 push a big

01:14:33.420 Patreon

01:14:33.780 and that's

01:14:34.240 fine

01:14:34.560 and we

01:14:34.760 don't want

01:14:35.120 to

01:14:35.420 but we're

01:14:36.860 just doing

01:14:37.140 some good

01:14:37.460 stuff over

01:14:37.880 there

01:14:38.140 and for

01:14:38.560 the people

01:14:38.880 that do

01:14:39.360 I feel

01:14:39.980 like I don't

01:14:40.300 say thank

01:14:40.720 you enough

01:14:41.160 so thank

01:14:42.460 you very

01:14:42.900 much

01:14:43.460 and we

01:14:46.400 love you

01:14:47.040 yeah

01:14:47.960 now I'm

01:14:50.420 just

01:14:50.660 floating

01:14:51.140 on the

01:14:51.780 breeze

01:14:52.280 and I

01:14:52.700 feel

01:14:53.080 I'm

01:14:53.400 falling

01:14:53.880 like

01:14:54.420 these

01:14:54.760 leaves

01:14:55.220 I

01:14:55.460 must

01:14:55.840 be

01:14:56.300 cornerstone

01:14:58.540 oh

01:15:01.160 but when I

01:15:02.000 reach that

01:15:02.660 ground

01:15:03.120 I'll

01:15:03.520 share this

01:15:04.140 peace of

01:15:04.900 mind

01:15:05.260 I found

01:15:05.940 I can

01:15:06.480 feel it

01:15:07.320 in my

01:15:08.540 bones

01:15:09.420 but it's

01:15:11.160 gonna take

01:15:12.340 a little

01:15:14.060 time

01:15:15.100 for me

01:15:17.060 to set

01:15:17.520 that parking

01:15:18.240 brake

01:15:18.900 and let

01:15:19.920 myself

01:15:20.600 on

01:15:21.100 wine

01:15:21.780 shine

01:15:23.180 that

01:15:24.100 light

01:15:24.560 on me

01:15:25.720 I'll

01:15:28.800 sit

01:15:29.080 and tell

01:15:29.720 you

01:15:30.080 my

01:15:30.400 stories

01:15:31.400 shine

01:15:34.020 on

01:15:35.620 me

01:15:36.400 and I

01:15:38.400 will

01:15:38.940 find a

01:15:39.940 song

01:15:40.620 I

01:15:41.080 will

01:15:41.300 sing

01:15:41.760 it

01:15:42.160 just

01:15:42.720 for

01:15:43.600 me

01:15:44.080 now

01:15:49.160 I've

01:15:49.660 been

01:15:49.880 moving

01:15:50.320 way

01:15:50.700 too

01:15:50.960 fast

01:15:51.580 on

01:15:51.800 the

01:15:51.980 runaway

01:15:52.460 train

01:15:52.960 with

01:15:53.200 a

01:15:53.420 heavy

01:15:53.760 load

01:15:54.180 in

01:15:54.380 my

01:15:54.700 past

01:15:56.440 and

01:15:59.640 these

01:15:59.920 rails

01:16:00.380 that

01:16:00.640 I've

01:16:00.980 been

01:16:01.120 riding

01:16:01.620 on

01:16:02.040 they're

01:16:02.560 worn

01:16:02.840 so thin

01:16:03.460 that

01:16:03.680 they're

01:16:03.900 damn

01:16:04.180 they're

01:16:04.500 gone

01:16:04.780 I

01:16:05.020 guess

01:16:05.260 now

01:16:05.560 they

01:16:05.920 just

01:16:06.240 weren't

01:16:06.600 you

01:16:07.220 you

01:16:08.280 you

01:16:08.600 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - October 24, 2020

E302 Elevator Baby

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